The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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"The rule of law," "the appearance of impropriety," "an impartial judiciary." These and other phrases have become meaningless pablum to be tossed around to conceal the inarguable fact that we are no longer a nation of laws, but have descended into a third-world miasma of connections and favors and partisanship that is no longer hidden from the people because they will do nothing about it.

In another America, this judge would have recused himself immediately or faced impeachment. Now? He prances about, feeling oh-so-smug about his decision, and will surely become the toast of that incestuous bog called Washington DC.


Judge Who Ruled on Trump's Finances is an Obama Donor.

Amit Mehta, a U.S. federal judge, thrust himself into the public spotlight with an opinion earlier this month calling for President Trump’s accounting firm to turn over the president’s financial records.

Coincidentally, Mehta also appears to be an Obama-Biden donor—a detail conveniently missed by most of the establishment media, if not all the fluff pieces covering his history as a lawmaker.

Trump plays for keeps, but he is hamstrung by a mainstream Republican party that, when it isn't openly hostile towards him, continues to play the game by the rules written in some dusty tome describing a nonexistent time. The Democrats of course play to win, and are willing to do anything to get what they want, and the law be damned!

How this will play out is anyone's guess. I assume that it will go to the Supreme Court, where the moribund carcass of American jurisprudence lays in state. Will it be revived by President Trump's picks...both current and future, or will the inexorable shift to the left continue?

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (9cans)

2 Coincidentally, Mehta also appears to be an Obama-Biden donor-a detail conveniently missed by most of the establishment media, if not all the fluff pieces covering his history as a lawmaker.

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Anyone who takes a check from the government (appointed, elected, or hired) should be barred from donating funds to political campaigns of any variety.

Apparently contractors have this rule in place, but employees don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (9cans)

3 Early!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (ClOmq)

4 How many divisions does Jude Mehta have?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (fuK7c)

5 damnit, I was reading the content of the last thread...

top 10 at least though.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (8D42x)

6 Morning Horde

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (KUaJL)

7 Judge Mahalo Macadamia Kona must be upset that he didn't get to rule on this before Judge Mehta. Is that because he's a Meta judge? Get it. Meta, sounds like Mehta.



Try the veal.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (wW03z)

8 Willowed, but relevant to this thread:

Ugh!

Just heard Romney's Amash comments on local radio.

What a weak,whiny weakling trying to act like THE ADULT (Cuck) in the room.

Here's an incredibly accurate imitation of the Cucktastic Mr Rombley:

*weak, calm cuck voice*

Well, now I don't agree with my wife taking a new bull as her lover. I don't agree that she's met the bar for dissatisfaction with my sexual fumbling and impotence in the face of her hairy crotch-monster.

But, it it a courageous statement! And I respect her right to take such a lover...though I don't believe I she has met the proper condition for such action.

(end of incredibly realistic imitation of Mutt Rombley's Amash statement and general political philosophy)

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (9X624)

9 That judge refused a stay while the case is appealed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (sjdRT)

10 Try the veal."

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)

11 I'm glad the Dems are wasting time on Trump's taxes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

12 It's time to dust off the machinery for impeaching a federal judge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (iXnsK)

13 9 That judge refused a stay while the case is appealed.


Of course he did. This sounds like a good time to test the relative strengths of the branches of government.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (wW03z)

14 Maybe they can raid the offices of Trump's accountant like they did his lawyer's?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (W+vEI)

15 *shocked pikachu face*

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (xYwhN)

16 In a normal world, this would cause the Senate committees to start immediately subpoenaing the returns of prominent Leftists.

*cough*George Soros*cough*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (AUFdM)

17 Damn I am good at my Navy Job. I think I am the only one who actually reads the Regs. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (FwN37)

18 I thought a stay a ruling was issued by the higher court pending an appeal, not by the ruling court.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (m45I2)

19 If you want to be angry, read that link from this morning about the elderly USGS employee. She had two official portraits of the Trumps and they went after her for the Logan act. She's also been harassed at work (which they didn't bother to investigate). You just know that Obama pictures were A-OK.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (JKNZq)

20 That picture of Nadler's gunt is so wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (/tuJf)

21 Anyone who takes a check from the government (appointed, elected, or hired) should be barred from donating funds to political campaigns of any variety.

Apparently contractors have this rule in place, but employees don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (9cans)

I'm really starting to think that NO ONE should get ANY funds. you want the office you have to show up for the 2 televised debates held nationally on a date 3 and 1 month before the election. period

there will be no ads, no PACs, no nothing. anyone violating this rule will be fined 1 million dollars FOR EACH OCCURRENCE. More than 3 violations rules you ineligible for elected office for a term of not less than 15 years.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (8D42x)

22 Unfortunately we're in a game of ideological dare. For a long time the left got away with murder while daring the right to fight back, which it declined to do. Now the Donald is fighting back and the left is temporarily taken aback, but a time will come when the shock wears off. Then we will see actual confrontation and games of chicken, and not the kind with fowl fornication. That will be a hard time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

23 It's time to dust off the machinery for impeaching a federal judge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (iXnsK)

Impeaching judges doesn't happen nearly enough. It's one of the few ways the Founding Fathers failed to understand human nature since it's clear that they assumed people would be much more willing to impeach than they actually are.

Judges are only supposed to serve "under good behavior" and, in my world, that means *any* who go against the Constitution need to be booted.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (uquGJ)

24 This ruling by the judge should elicit an expedited review by the Supreme Court as it involves a potential constitutional crisis involving the separation of Powers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (e46OR)

25 We need a lot more helicopters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (CGz5E)

26 The judge didn't order the records released, did he, or did he just say Congress had the power to do it? One of those would not involve a stay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM (iXnsK)

27 CBD - Re pic of woman texting at your Twitter feed. A week or two ago, I saw a woman pushing a baby carriage cross a street intersection, while gazing at her phone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM (xSo9G)

28 13 9 That judge refused a stay while the case is appealed.


Of course he did. This sounds like a good time to test the relative strengths of the branches of government."

Someone misunderstood what happened - the judge refused a stay UNTIL the case was appealed. The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings.

And just fyi, Trump's lawyers expected this ruling - they probably had the appeal written up and ready to file a week ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

29 Boy, my @18 was a garbled mess. Let me try again.

I thought the higher court decided whether to grant a stay on the lesser court's ruling pending an appeal.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:15 AM (m45I2)

30 GO punk monkey!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2019 11:15 AM (pw+jk)

31 Someone misunderstood what happened - the judge refused a stay UNTIL the case was appealed. The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings.

And just fyi, Trump's lawyers expected this ruling - they probably had the appeal written up and ready to file a week ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:15 AM (FwN37)

32 27 CBD - Re pic of woman texting at your Twitter feed. A week or two ago, I saw a woman pushing a baby carriage cross a street intersection, while gazing at her phone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM (xSo9G)

A cool scene would be having this big shootout while a baby carriage rolled down a huge flight of stairs. I wonder if anyone ever thought of putting that into a movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

33 I say dear sir, we here at GOPe have a long tradition of playing by the rules. If our esteemed colleagues on the other side of the aisle refuse to play by the same rules, a pox on their house. Howevre, we will not demean ourselves that way. IT IS NOT WHO WE ARE. And I say good day to you, SIR!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:16 AM (FiUMj)

34 CBD - Re pic of woman texting at your Twitter feed. A week or two ago, I saw a woman pushing a baby carriage cross a street intersection, while gazing at her phone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM (xSo9G)


And then the baby carriage bumped down a staircase while she was staring at her phone as a gun fight erupted around her.*




*Improved for more exciting cinematic action.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:16 AM (9X624)

35 Someone misunderstood what happened - the judge refused a stay UNTIL the case was appealed. The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings. [i/]

Well, that puts a different light on things. Now what am I supposed to do with all this pent-up rage?

And just fyi, Trump's lawyers expected this ruling - they probably had the appeal written up and ready to file a week ago.

I have no doubt of that.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:16 AM (wW03z)

36 Again this is the type of case that should skip the appellate courts and go straight to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:16 AM (e46OR)

37 oh, and if, as a judge, you can't cite the EXACT statute, as written in the applicable law, to sustain your ruling, you're removed immediately AND banned from ever practicing law again in the USA.

I'm sick and fucking tired of emanations and penumbras and all that other horseshit these twatwaffles are creating because orangemanbad.

fuck them war.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 21, 2019 11:16 AM (8D42x)

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:16 AM (wW03z)

39 Curse you, Tom Servo!

Get out of my mind!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (9X624)

40 I don't think the dems have spent more than 5 minutes trying to govern since they seized control of the House...what a fuckin disgrace

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FwN37)

41 The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings.


Is it automatic?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (AUFdM)

42
Will it be revived by President Trump's picks...both current and future, or will the inexorable shift to the left continue?
Posted by: CBD


I pick "B"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (aKsyK)

43 Appeal. If that doesn't work ignore. If that doesn't work start shootin'

Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (gmo/4)

44 40 I don't think the dems have spent more than 5 minutes trying to govern since they seized control of the House...what a fuckin disgrace
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FwN37)

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That's a good thing, ins't it? Dems "governing" means more taxes and less freedom for me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FiUMj)

45 A cool scene would be having this big shootout while a baby carriage rolled down a huge flight of stairs. I wonder if anyone ever thought of putting that into a movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo



I see someone else was watching the Untouchables last night.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z)

46
And just fyi, Trump's lawyers expected this ruling - they probably had the appeal written up and ready to file a week ago.


Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 11:14 AM

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And either way the appeal goes it will be fast tracked to SCOTUS as noted above.
If SCOTUS says they can have any records of Trump's they want just because, then turnabout would be far play for the Senate to get financial and bank records for every single democrat running in the Primary. Just to make sure they are not Russians stooges.


As I said earlier this should be a slam dunk 9-0 in favor of Trump but it won't be. I predict a 5-4 win.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (JUOKG)

47 Well, if it is "inexorable" then the question answers itself and everything we do it pointless. Let's assume it isn't- otherwise, why play?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (Y24LV)

48 Is it automatic?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (AUFdM)

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Nah. It's a stick shift.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (FiUMj)

49 A cool scene would be having this big shootout while a baby carriage rolled down a huge flight of stairs. I wonder if anyone ever thought of putting that into a movie.


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I don't think anyone would touch that.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (m45I2)

50 41 The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings.


Is it automatic?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (AUFdM)

Better ban it then.

Posted by: California, uber alles at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

51 40 I don't think the dems have spent more than 5 minutes trying to govern since they seized control of the House...what a fuckin disgrace
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FwN37)

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Well, they have one half of one third of the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (9cans)

52 Continuing the theme, William McGurn absolutely roasts Rev. Comey today (though he calls him Parson Comey, in a failed effort not to copy us) and then stumbles at the end. He lists Comeys ham-handed coup attempts and his illegal activities, his myriad lies and self0aggrandizing media efforts, and then at the end refers to "mistakes" at the FBI, asking if the "mistakes" were the result of over zealousness or a "deliberate abuse of power".


Hey McGurn, these weren't antiseptic "mistakes". He didn't misspell a word in the FISC applications, he committed deliberate fraud on a court. He didn't mistakenly surveil a political campaign, or try to perjury trap family members accidentally. He deliberately and with malice tried to obstruct the legitimate exercise of power by the Constitutionally elected President.

These aren't even regular crimes. This is treason. To call it a "mistake" is infuriating.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (Z216Q)

53 Levin said the GOP should demand the financial records of every federal judge.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (y7DUB)

54 I don't think the dems have spent more than 5 minutes trying to govern since they seized control of the House...what a fuckin disgrace
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FwN37)

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That's a good thing, ins't it? Dems "governing" means more taxes and less freedom for me.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FiUMj)

Yes, but it is also a great commercial if the RNC had any brains to run against the Dems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (FwN37)

55 Don't be so sure SCOTUS sides with Trump. Benedict Roberts is just itching to stick it to Trump. And based on the last few rulings, Kav and Gorsuch and quickly "evolving" too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FiUMj)

56 A cool scene would be having this big shootout while a baby carriage rolled down a huge flight of stairs. I wonder if anyone ever thought of putting that into a movie.


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I don't think anyone would touch that.
Posted by: Muldoon


Not unless it's at least 45 minutes long.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (Z04f8)

57 turnabout would be far play for the Senate to get financial and bank records for every single democrat running in the Primary. Just to make sure they are not Russians stooges.



I think we can skip Bernie. We already know he is.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (wW03z)

58 46 ---

And either way the appeal goes it will be fast tracked to SCOTUS as noted above.
If SCOTUS says they can have any records of Trump's they want just because, then turnabout would be far play for the Senate to get financial and bank records for every single democrat running in the Primary. Just to make sure they are not Russians stooges.


As I said earlier this should be a slam dunk 9-0 in favor of Trump but it won't be. I predict a 5-4 win.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (JUOKG)

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Kagan's more honest than most Leftists.

6-3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (9cans)

59 What 'legislative purpose' involves only the breach of confidentiality of a sitting President?

Why doesn't Lindsey Graham secure the records of all the Demo ratic candidates, in the name of election reform?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (iXnsK)

60 I don't think the dems have spent more than 5 minutes trying to govern since they seized control of the House...what a fuckin disgrace
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FwN37)

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Well, they have one half of one third of the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:18 AM (9cans)

?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FwN37)

61 Bonk bonk! On the head! Bonk bonk! - The kid judge from Star Trek

Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

62
A cool scene would be having this big shootout while a baby carriage rolled down a huge flight of stairs. I wonder if anyone ever thought of putting that into a movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Naked Gun 7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

63 ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FwN37)

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That's the excuse Boehner used to make.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (FiUMj)

64 The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings.





Is it automatic?
>>Semi-

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)

65 63 ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FwN37)

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That's the excuse Boehner used to make.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (FiUMj)

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Maybe it's...sorta true?

The House can't do that much entirely on its own?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (9cans)

66 Is it automatic?
>>Semi-
Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)

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I think it's one of those fully semi automatics Dems keep talking about.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (FiUMj)

67 Appeal. If that doesn't work ignore.

I don't know if an accounting firm is in a position to ignore a Federal Judge's order. What they should have done was immediately turned over all copies of Trump files to him and gotten out of the middle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (AUFdM)

68 I see someone else was watching the Untouchables last night.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z)



Or...

"Battleship Potenmkin" (1925)

if you want the original version of that scene.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (9X624)

69 That's the excuse Boehner used to make.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (FiUMj)

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Maybe it's...sorta true?

The House can't do that much entirely on its own?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (9cans)

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The cucks had 100% control of 3/3 of the govt and still didn't do shit. You see a pattern?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (FiUMj)

70 Just to make sure they are not Russians stooges.

I think we can skip Bernie. We already know he is.
Posted by: pep
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And not Moe, the smart one, either. I'd say Curly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (xSo9G)

71 68 I see someone else was watching the Untouchables last night.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z)


Or...

"Battleship Potenmkin" (1925)

if you want the original version of that scene.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (9X624)

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I'm gonna buy the two pack of Strike and Battleship Potemkin from Kino Lorber soonish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:22 AM (9cans)

72 The appeal puts an automatic stay on the proceedings.





Is it automatic?
>>Semi-
Posted by: FrodoB


Does it have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 11:22 AM (+X43N)

73 69 That's the excuse Boehner used to make.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (FiUMj)

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Maybe it's...sorta true?

The House can't do that much entirely on its own?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (9cans)

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The cucks had 100% control of 3/3 of the govt and still didn't do shit. You see a pattern?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM (FiUMj)

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I like how you moved away from the point I made and addressed a point I didn't.

Interesting debate tactic...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:22 AM (9cans)

74 Is it automatic?

>>Semi-

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)



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I think it's one of those fully semi automatics Dems keep talking about.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM>>
One with 15 magazine rounds?

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ctEmO)

75 That's the excuse Boehner used to make.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



At least Boehner has found honest work. He's now a lobbyist for Huawei.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z)

76 74 Is it automatic?

>>Semi-

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)



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I think it's one of those fully semi automatics Dems keep talking about.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM>>
One with 15 magazine rounds?
Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ctEmO)

Just so long as one of them is Vanity Fair!

Posted by: Pete Bootygig, really, really ghey at May 21, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

77
At least Boehner has found honest work. He's now a lobbyist for Huawei.
Posted by: pep
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He'd have been a great spokesman for Man Tan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (xSo9G)

78 Kagan's more honest than most Leftists.



6-3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (9cans)

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Agree. But how impressed will she be with the "LOL, fuck off" government brief?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (Z216Q)

79 Anyone who takes a check from the government (appointed, elected, or hired) should be barred from donating funds to political campaigns of any variety.

Apparently contractors have this rule in place, but employees don't.


I don't.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (tVWQB)

80 Progressives: We want to ban smoking, fatty foods, and sugary drinks

Conservatives: we want to ban abortions

Progressives: you can't tell us what to do with our bodies!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (dNzKv)

81 Amit Mehta of the Des Moines Mehtas?

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (h1usM)

82 damn.

my coffee worked well this morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:25 AM (d7Ww2)

83 75 That's the excuse Boehner used to make.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


At least Boehner has found honest work. He's now a lobbyist for Huawei.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z)

Jesus and Mary, that's "standing on the street corner and shaking your booty"-level whoring.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

84 Is it automatic?
>>Semi-
Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)

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I think it's one of those fully semi automatics Dems keep talking about.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Bump it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 11:25 AM (+X43N)

85 Just have that Obama judge whacked. Simple solution.

Posted by: Don Soupy at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (Mxwco)

86 my coffee worked well this morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched
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I'm afraid that I'm starting to have headaches consequent of caffeine deprivation. May be time to cut back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (xSo9G)

87 He'd have been a great spokesman for Man Tan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*******

Johnson & Johnson's "No More Tears" Baby Shampoo

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (m45I2)

88 @83
Between Boehner and Trent Lott, it's a wonder the streets of DC don't look like the underground slime stream in Ghostbusters II.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (wW03z)

89 clean up on aisle #85 please.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 11:27 AM (Z04f8)

90 Remind me, what's the check against a lawless judiciary?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

91 The House isn't all that powerless....

Under the right leadership, it can actually drive a LOT - Newt Gingrich 1994, for instance.

Lurker's point is well taken. The House can also stifle quite a bit, and we saw that for years now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:27 AM (tVWQB)

92 Remember Robert's BS about 'no bush or obama judges, just fine impartial jurists as far as the eye can see. *spit*

Posted by: Zeera new book link in nic at May 21, 2019 11:27 AM (SEDJv)

93 A cool scene would be having this big shootout while a baby carriage
rolled down a huge flight of stairs. I wonder if anyone ever thought of
putting that into a movie.




Didn't something like that happen to Olive Oyl and Sweet Pea in almost every Popeye cartoon?


Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

94 Don't be so sure SCOTUS sides with Trump. Benedict
Roberts is just itching to stick it to Trump. And based on the last few
rulings, Kav and Gorsuch and quickly "evolving" too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FiUMj)

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You keep saying this but it isn't so. Kav/Gorsuch may vote in favor of liberal bloc opinions, but that might be because the law is on their side. You have to read the opinions. The Indian Treaty opinion (out of season hunting) was, for example, holding in favor of an old treaty the state wanted to ignore. Screw that. Don't like the deal? Make a new one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)

95 Just have that Obama judge whacked. Simple solution.
Posted by: Don Soupy at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (Mxwco)


You must have us confused with a group of leftists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (dNzKv)

96
Johnson & Johnson's "No More Tears" Baby Shampoo
Posted by: Muldoon


Ozzy Osbourne could do their commercials.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (aKsyK)

97 80: And none of the sugary drinks or smoking tips the limbs off a baby. Libs are despicable

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (U7k5w)

98 ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FwN37)

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That's the excuse Boehner used to make.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (FiUMj)

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Maybe it's...sorta true?

The House can't do that much entirely on its own?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (9cans)

Ok got it...But is not as if the dems in the House are even making the smallest of attempts to do anything but impeach.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (FwN37)

99 Clean up on aisle 85 please.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (5U303)

100 Hillary was in the pram during the shooting of Eisenstadt's Battleship Potemkin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (EpiSx)

101 Maybe it's...sorta true?



The House can't do that much entirely on its own?


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM

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The House can't do anything on it's own except impeach Trump. It takes all three branches to tango.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (JUOKG)

102 95 Just have that Obama judge whacked. Simple solution.
Posted by: Don Soupy at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (Mxwco)


You must have us confused with a group of leftists.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (dNzKv)

Now, now...let's hear him out.
I want to see where he's going with this.

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103 Hawaiian Judge has put an injunction in place prohibiting elevation of the case to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (dNzKv)

104 94 Don't be so sure SCOTUS sides with Trump. Benedict
Roberts is just itching to stick it to Trump. And based on the last few
rulings, Kav and Gorsuch and quickly "evolving" too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FiUMj)

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You keep saying this but it isn't so. Kav/Gorsuch may vote in favor of liberal bloc opinions, but that might be because the law is on their side. You have to read the opinions. The Indian Treaty opinion (out of season hunting) was, for example, holding in favor of an old treaty the state wanted to ignore. Screw that. Don't like the deal? Make a new one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)

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Yeah, it seems unreliable to just go based on which block is voting for which side of an opinion, especially when the effect ends up really narrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (9cans)

105 I think it's one of those fully semi automatics Dems keep talking about.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:21 AM>>
One with 15 magazine rounds?
Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ctEmO)

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Yeah. It can fire 3000 bullets per nanosecond.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (FiUMj)

106 Now, now...let's hear him out.
I want to see where he's going with this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


Straight to Hell most likely.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 11:30 AM (Z04f8)

107 At least Boehner has found honest work. He's now a lobbyist for Huawei.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z)

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And doing ads in favor of pot legalization. He's turned into a stoner, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:30 AM (Z216Q)

108 82 damn.

my coffee worked well this morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:25 AM (d7Ww2)

How well did it work?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

109 Congress cannot be allowed to conduct fishing expeditions with these subpoenas. There is no existing case against the President which allows Congress to request records for the essential interest of justice in the 'case'.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:30 AM (e46OR)

110 If Kagan and The Wise Latina are for X, X is a bad idea. Period.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:30 AM (FiUMj)

111 92: RBG is the desicated abortion barbie judge.She never had an impartial minute.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (U7k5w)

112 90 Remind me, what's the check against a lawless judiciary?
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Strongly worded letter? Cry? Threaten to hold them in disrespect? I honestly don't see better alternatives.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

113 I've been skipping breakfast a lot lately.

I don't know if IF is changing my food craving or what. I still get thirsty as all get out but I'm not hungry in the morning.

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114 Yeah. It can fire 3000 bullets per nanosecond.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (FiUMj)

But they're femtobullets though.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

115 112 90 Remind me, what's the check against a lawless judiciary?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK

Strongly worded letter? Cry? Threaten to hold them in disrespect? I honestly don't see better alternatives.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

Sigh.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Maybe we can appeal to the UN
/sarc

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116 if women who were slightly over 29, like me, were to have MORE sex, they wouldn't be nearly as crabby and pissy as they are.

I've worked with providers who's first discussion about depression and anxiety also addresses their sex life.

direct correlation between getting laid and being happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (d7Ww2)

117 Yeah. It can fire 3000 bullets per nanosecond.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (FiUMj)



But they're femtobullets though.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

Smart bullets?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)

118 113 I've been skipping breakfast a lot lately.

I don't know if IF is changing my food craving or what. I still get thirsty as all get out but I'm not hungry in the morning.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK

Do you drink ice water during the fasting period? I've heard it helps.

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119 Congressional Democrats.

Literally Der Reichstag.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (A94m6)

120 113 I've been skipping breakfast a lot lately.

I don't know if IF is changing my food craving or what. I still get thirsty as all get out but I'm not hungry in the morning.

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Don't you know that you lose weight by eating several hundred calories in the morning right as your body is in the earliest stages of using up your fat stores?

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121 Remind me, what's the check against a lawless judiciary?


Light poles and rope.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (88+cf)

122 Smart bullets?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)

___

controlled by a smart phone.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)

123 100 Hillary was in the pram during the shooting of Eisenstadt's Battleship Potemkin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (EpiSx)

Damn, should have let it roll into the Black Sea.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

124 These days, if you want to really start digging up the buried bodies, you don't go after the records of the politicians, you go after the records of the Politician's FAMILY. Biden's kids are neck deep with the Ukrainians and the Chinese and Boehner's family is imbedded with the Chinese as well.

The guy who wrote Clinton Cash wrote a recent book about it.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (16OL0)

125 Bullets with feelings.

And it has a thing that goes UP!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (EpiSx)

126 Waste of time indeed.Trump's taxes have probably been scrutinized more than just abut anyone else's for decades.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (AjVAj)

127 116 if women who were slightly over 29, like me, were to have MORE sex, they wouldn't be nearly as crabby and pissy as they are.

I've worked with providers who's first discussion about depression and anxiety also addresses their sex life.

direct correlation between getting laid and being happy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (d7Ww2)

See! SEE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

128 Oh joy, The local PP and the shrill pro baby killing wimens is going to disrupt the local down town today in my small hamlet...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (O2RFr)

129 106 Now, now...let's hear him out.
I want to see where he's going with this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


Straight to Hell most likely.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 11:30 AM (Z04f

Yeah, probably.

I wish there was an option between Heaven and Hell. Something with lots of carnal excess, lots of sleeping in and full contact football.

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130 Don't you know that you lose weight by eating several hundred calories
in the morning right as your body is in the earliest stages of using up
your fat stores?

Does a shot of whiskey work for that?

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (88+cf)

131 Bullets with butterfly wings.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (AjVAj)

132 126 Waste of time indeed.Trump's taxes have probably been scrutinized more than just abut anyone else's for decades.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (AjVAj)

==========

It's a shiny object that drives donations and nothing more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (9cans)

133 Can't Trump just declare his records "sealed" the way Obama declared his college records sealed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (dNzKv)

134 127 116 if women who were slightly over 29, like me, were to have MORE sex, they wouldn't be nearly as crabby and pissy as they are.

I've worked with providers who's first discussion about depression and anxiety also addresses their sex life.

direct correlation between getting laid and being happy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (d7Ww2)

See! SEE!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

Well I'm fucked

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135 126 Waste of time indeed.Trump's taxes have probably been scrutinized more than just abut anyone else's for decades.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (AjVAj)

The IRS probably has a dedicated Trump's Taxes Team that does nothing but audit his personal and corporate returns.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

136 Who knew Huawei in Chinese means "weeping man"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (A94m6)

137 12 It's time to dust off the machinery for impeaching a federal judge.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (iXnsK)


*snort*

Posted by: Congress at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (xjiRE)

138 FIRST in Minkey Math terms....ook ook.

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (5IHGB)

139 A Purgatory that is nothing but 24/7 Gaylord speeches?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (EpiSx)

140 Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)

Disagree. The treaty specifically allowed hunting on 'unoccupied ' land. I think it's a no brainer that a Federal National Park does not meet that definition but Gorsuch chose to side with the Liberals on the court and ignore the obvious. That is concerning to me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (e46OR)

141 Just have that Obama judge whacked. Simple solution.
Posted by: Don Soupy
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You may be thinking of Judge Roll, a Republican judge. Who is never mentioned by the media.

Gabby Giffords is a poster child for the Left. Roll is curiously never mentioned, because he only died, and was a Republican.

Here is a little 'coloring' by Wiki: "Roll was elevated to Chief Judge on May 1, 2006, succeeding Stephen M. McNamee, and served until his death in January 2011."

They might have said, "...until his murder.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (xSo9G)

142 I wish there was an option between Heaven and Hell. Something with lots of carnal excess, lots of sleeping in and full contact football.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK

I've heard of some Purgatory thingy but I don't think it's much fun.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

143 Kav/Gorsuch may vote in favor of liberal bloc
opinions, but that might be because the law is on their side. You have
to read the opinions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 21, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)


Keep playing by the rules - and keep getting beat by those who don't.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (KGZnU)

144 136 Who knew Huawei in Chinese means "weeping man"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (A94m6)

Actually it means both "weeping man" and "covert spy tech." Mandarin is weird.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

145 139 A Purgatory that is nothing but 24/7 Gaylord speeches?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (EpiSx)

No, that's hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

146 120 113 I've been skipping breakfast a lot lately.

I don't know if IF is changing my food craving or what. I still get thirsty as all get out but I'm not hungry in the morning.

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==========

Don't you know that you lose weight by eating several hundred calories in the morning right as your body is in the earliest stages of using up your fat stores?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (9cans)

I don't know anything. My simple unfrozen caveman brain can't process these 'facts' you speak of.

Right now that sounds completely plausible

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147 Well I'm fucked
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK

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No..... not at all.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

148 Waste of time indeed.Trump's taxes have probably been scrutinized more than just abut anyone else's for decades.


They don't want the tax records so they can go after Trump. They want them so they can go after anyone who did business with him as a warning and a lesson.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:36 AM (AUFdM)

149 Don't you know that you lose weight by eating several hundred calories in the morning right as your body is in the earliest stages of using up your fat stores?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:32 AM (9cans)

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You are wasting gut space that could be dedicated to coffee.

Stop. That.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

150 142 I wish there was an option between Heaven and Hell. Something with lots of carnal excess, lots of sleeping in and full contact football.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK

I've heard of some Purgatory thingy but I don't think it's much fun.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

I'll pass then. I want fun. But slippery, hot, wiggly fun, not the long periods of singing and contemplating divinity.

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151 direct correlation between getting laid and being happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (d7Ww2)


Genesis Chapter 3 verse 16 KJV:
Unto
the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy
conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire
shall be to thy husband
, and he shall rule over thee

Women needing sex is biblical.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (q1Pj5)

152 Who knew Huawei in Chinese means "weeping man"?

I went to Weeping Man back in 02 - it wasn't at all what I thought it would be.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (tVWQB)

153 147 Well I'm fucked
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK

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No..... not at all.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

DAMN IT. You're right...

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK

I've heard of some Purgatory thingy but I don't think it's much fun.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

I'll pass then. I want fun. But slippery, hot, wiggly fun, not the long periods of singing and contemplating divinity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK

WE NEED TO TALK.

Posted by: THE BIG I AM at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

155 Any KFC sightings at the Judiciary Committee yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (5ksPo)

156 direct correlation between getting laid and being happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:31 AM (d7Ww2)



See! SEE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)



Well I'm fucked

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo
>So, are you happier?

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (ctEmO)

157 Will it be revived by President Trump's picks...both current and future, or will the inexorable shift to the left continue?

Sometimes I wish I weren't quite so cynical.

But in the words of Captain Smith in Titanic, "Thank God I won't be around to see it."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2019 11:38 AM (BmxiN)

158 Bullets with butterfly wings.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 11:34 AM (AjVAj)

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The world is a vampire...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

159 Here is a little 'coloring' by Wiki: "Roll was elevated to Chief Judge on May 1, 2006, succeeding Stephen M. McNamee, and served until his death in January 2011."

They might have said, "...until his murder.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (xSo9G)


I trust none of the Horde responds positively to those turds begging for money if you inadvertently click on their dogshit propaganda site.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 11:38 AM (y7DUB)

160 The ancient Greeks had a concept of the afterlife - if you were like the majority of people, not really good, not horribly evil, you'd spend the rest of eternity just...waiting. For nothing. Just waiting.

Unintended lesson there is if you want to have an interesting afterlife, go big either way.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:38 AM (tVWQB)

161 Some good news, though.

Apparently the CZ P-07 will fit just fine in Springfield XD holsters. So I don't even need to buy new gun leather.

So, some rays of sunshine.

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162 I would think that if there were anything damning in trumps taxes some deep state warrior would have "accidentally" lost his laptop in a public place where a WaPo jouro happened to find it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (dNzKv)

163
Who knew Huawei in Chinese means "weeping man"?


Huawei is also Joe Biden's Chinese name.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (TAmPV)

164 Any KFC sightings at the Judiciary Committee yet?

No, but I will be bringing some milkshakes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (tVWQB)

165
and thy desire
shall be to thy husband,

-------

Well.... some parts of the OT didnt take very well....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (8XRCm)

166 Crosswalk abortions POST-BIRTH are legal in New York.

I just phoned that in.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (5IHGB)

167 I wish there was an option between Heaven and Hell. Something with lots of carnal excess, lots of sleeping in and full contact football.

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Valhalla's closed. Valkyrie out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)

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I've heard of some Purgatory thingy but I don't think it's much fun.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

I'll pass then. I want fun. But slippery, hot, wiggly fun, not the long periods of singing and contemplating divinity.
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WE NEED TO TALK.
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Valhalla's closed. Valkyrie out front should have told ya.
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Damn it. I waited too long.

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170 I'll pass then. I want fun. But slippery, hot, wiggly fun, not the long periods of singing and contemplating divinity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK

I hear you. An eternity of singing "Ode to Joy" on an endless loop just doesn't appeal.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

171 The ancient Greeks had a concept of the afterlife -
if you were like the majority of people, not really good, not horribly
evil, you'd spend the rest of eternity just...waiting. For nothing.
Just waiting.



Unintended lesson there is if you want to have an interesting afterlife, go big either way.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:38 AM (tVWQB)


The Greek afterlife is like standing line at the DMV?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (q1Pj5)

172 168 WE NEED TO TALK.
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Show me the tits, then we'll talk
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Choose this religion:

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So, some rays of sunshine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

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My CZ Rami 2075 fit nicely in one of my old Shield holsters.

Lot's better than sex, huh?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

174 I wish there was an option between Heaven and
Hell. Something with lots of carnal excess, lots of sleeping in and full
contact football.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo



Valhalla's closed. Valkyrie out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Brother Cavil>>
But I just got this nifty hammer

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (ctEmO)

175
I'll pass then. I want fun. But slippery, hot, wiggly fun, not the long periods of singing and contemplating divinity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Medieval abbeys, so I hear.

Posted by: Carl Orff at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (CDGwz)

176 Here's an important question: is there bacon in Heaven?

Related, which afterlife has bacon, eggs and toast? And Pepsi. And fembots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)

177 161 Some good news, though.

Apparently the CZ P-07 will fit just fine in Springfield XD holsters. So I don't even need to buy new gun leather.

So, some rays of sunshine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

Always look on the bright side of life!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

178 I hear you. An eternity of singing "Ode to Joy" on an endless loop just doesn't appeal.

>>
Yesterday was Earworm day...

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (ctEmO)

179 173 Apparently the CZ P-07 will fit just fine in Springfield XD holsters. So I don't even need to buy new gun leather.

So, some rays of sunshine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

-----

My CZ Rami 2075 fit nicely in one of my old Shield holsters.

Lot's better than sex, huh?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

Eh. Take joy in what you have, I guess.

I need to get used to the trigger though. Very different from my striker-fired honeys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

180 Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.

"Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (AUFdM)

181 177
Always look on the bright side of life!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

=========

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (9cans)

182 Here's an important question: is there bacon in Heaven?

You know, that does open up a very interesting line of inquiry.

If my God forbids pork, and I follow that prohibition...if I get to Heaven can I then have bacon? Or do the prohibitions hold true there too....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (tVWQB)

183 Best guess is that we don't have our temporal desires in heaven.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (xYwhN)

184 177 161 Some good news, though.

Apparently the CZ P-07 will fit just fine in Springfield XD holsters. So I don't even need to buy new gun leather.

So, some rays of sunshine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

Always look on the bright side of life!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

*whistles*
*nods head*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 11:43 AM (bcbK8)

185 I hear you. An eternity of singing "Ode to Joy" on an endless loop just doesn't appeal.
Posted by: Insomniac
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O Fortuna

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:43 AM (CDGwz)

186 Lo there do I see my father
Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

187 I'll pass then. I want fun. But slippery, hot, wiggly fun, not the long periods of singing and contemplating divinity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

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Medieval abbeys, so I hear.

Posted by: Carl Orff at May 21, 2019 11:41 AM (CDGwz)


Castle Anthrax perhaps?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:43 AM (q1Pj5)

188 They might have said, "...until his murder.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:35 AM (xSo9G)

Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 11:43 AM (wYseH)

189 Best guess is that we don't have our temporal desires in heaven.
Posted by: Someguy
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What!?

Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 21, 2019 11:44 AM (CDGwz)

Mid-Morning Open Thread

Riviere Sympathy.jpg


Sympathy
Briton Riviere

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Time-outs are so UNFAIR!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (di1hb)

2 Oh, this is very sweet.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (aXucN)

3 woof-woof

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

4 She wants to go out and play!

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (mpXpK)

5 That's not sympathy. That's "hey, why aren't you petting me? Okay, I'll get closer because you clearly still do not know I'm here after all the previous pawing."

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (P+oTY)

6 Very nice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (isI7q)

7 you will find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

8 Awwwww..

*rubs head... dog, that is*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

9 5 That's not sympathy. That's "hey, why aren't you petting me? Okay, I'll get closer because you clearly still do not know I'm here after all the previous pawing."
Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (P+oTY)


Or she has Slim Jim breath

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (di1hb)

10 Love this painting!!!

Posted by: IC at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (fiC74)

11 Briton failed to paint the dog's balls

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

12 Most dogs> Most people.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (nVVYP)

13 I like it. Good doggy.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

14 Super sweet.

What a lovely way to start the morning!

Pray for our President.

Love each other.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (PkVlr)

15 I ruv you!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (hLRSq)

16 No ginger comments , yet?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (ykq7q)

17 Then she floated an air biscuit and blamed it on the dog.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)

18 Artist did a great job of capturing the dog's gesture and attitude of solidarity.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (+RF8x)

19 A white dog? Racist or something.

Posted by: dantesed at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (88xKn)

20 Dogs love you. Cats want to eat you.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (/tuJf)

21 Great doggy.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (xYwhN)

22 So sweet. I would also like that carpet runner.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

23 8 Awwwww..

*rubs head... dog, that is*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

Why not both! *sniffs deeply*

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

24 19 A white dog? Racist or something.
Posted by: dantesed

doesn't have the same ring to it

Posted by: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (FZYNt)

25 This I would have on my wall! I love the expressiveness of both of the subjects, too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (AM1GF)

26 I pray often that I am as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (+X43N)

27 She's thinking deep thoughts about the oppression of the patriarchy.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (lwiT4)

28  Something weird and inverted about the Left's tastes and notions regarding leadership and charisma.
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Not when you consider like seeks like.

Beta male is not going to seek alpha to lead him

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (k81AA)

29 Chris Plante Just called Jerry Nadler "The Penguin" hahahah

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

30 No ginger comments , yet?
Posted by: BignJames


The dog keeps her in check. All part of protecting the pack. A cat would just enable the soul-devouring.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (AM1GF)

31 John Rossomando @jrossman12
13m
Replying to @davereaboi
Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

32 Not fair. I'm only halfway through the comments on the last thread.

AoSHQOCD&AADD is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (jTv1/)

33 Chris Plante Just called Jerry Nadler "The Penguin" hahahah

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT


The Horde beat him to it Friday IIRC...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (AM1GF)

34 26 I pray often that I am as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (+X43N)

Word....
" Someday I hope to be the man my dog thinks I am"......

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (sJ0GE)

35 The artist did the dog's feet very well.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

36 It's comforting to see that dogs don't change. That should be in a vet's office. Or the Humane Society.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (0tmoY)

37 31
John Rossomando @jrossman12

13m

Replying to @davereaboi

Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)


Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)

38 35 The artist did the dog's feet very well.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

Yep... hands, feet, and paws, are hard...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (sJ0GE)

39 I always wonder what reference materials the painter used to create these works. He could have made sketches of the girl in that pose but the dog would have been problematic. Yet he perfectly captured the mutt's expression. Genius.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (+RF8x)

40 I really like this painting on two levels.

Technically I like the way the artist captures the look of the old, dark wood, suggests detail in the carpet, captures the skin tones of the little girl, and makes the proportions right.

The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

41 Ya know Becky, I think that is a spider on the ceiling

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (8ikIW)

42
Mixed Motives - a limerick

She's pouting today it appears
Upset by her angst and her fears
But in spite of her choler
The dog will console her
Or he just likes the salt in her tears!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)

43 Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.


Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)

Obama wanted to be a mullah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (9Om/r)

44 "Arf" she said.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (HaL55)

45 The painting seems out of balance. Dark and heavy on the left, light and bright on the right. Intentional? Dog bridging the divide?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (dNzKv)

46 Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.
Posted by: davidt


Yeah, pretty sure ValJar may have had something to do with it too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (AM1GF)

47 Somebody needs to dust.

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)

48 Dog is white.
Raycist.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (FiUMj)

49 Much as I love my cats, I wish they would sit with me during bad times like this little girl's dog.

Wait. They do sit with me all the time, whether I'm sad or not. So there's that. (Linda says that the two of them and I form a miniature pride, like lions.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

50 http://bit.ly/2WVIrmZ
*******
Transcripts: Loretta Lynch Accused James Comey of Lying Under Oath | People's Pundit Daily

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)

51 Now that is a good doggie!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:45 AM (W+vEI)

52 Will she grow up to be an 'ette?

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 09:46 AM (o2vOl)

53 Any painting with a doggeh into wins!

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 09:46 AM (cF8AT)

54 into = in it

need moar coffee...

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (cF8AT)

55 I really like this painting. I vividly remember a like moment from my own childhood. Sitting at the top of the stairs I tearfully told my dachshund Long Sam that nobody understood me except her.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)

56
No more treacle for you, young lady!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

57 Doggie is adorbs. Has the girl been sent there for a time out?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (fuK7c)

58 I am a true dog lover, but that does not mean I don't like cats. Had a Tom for 18 years... he was my good buddy.... he reaaaallly did not care for anyone else though.... funny , that....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (sJ0GE)

59 Tiny Grey Cat likes to stand under my chest while I am attempting pushups. Not sure if she has a deathwish, is trying to end my suffering, or thinks I need to plank more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (dNzKv)

60 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

61 That's really a ridiculously cute painting.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Somebody needs to dust.
Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)
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*adjusts post-it note over camera*

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (aXucN)

63 31 John Rossomando @jrossman12
13m
Replying to @davereaboi
Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

*facepalm*

That's like propping up the Soviets because you really really wanted that arms treaty to go through.

which means he's a damned liar:

He didn't support the revolution because he supports the IR.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (AURKQ)

64 It's worth almost nothing, but it's something.

In Feb PredictIt had 2020 hovering around 60/40 D/Trump. Today, it's in the 55/45 range. So looks like the Mueller bidness has been somewhat beneficial to Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (FiUMj)

65 Chris Plante Just called Jerry Nadler "The Penguin" hahahah

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)


I had Nadler disguised as The Penguin the other day!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

66 Somebody needs to dust.
Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)
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*adjusts post-it note over camera*
Posted by: bluebell

RBG pulls her skirt down

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (8ikIW)

67 Been there, done that, with a beagle. Best dog ever.

Posted by: huerfano at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (6e1eX)

68 When I came home from hospital after mom passed, my kitteh walked up to me with such a look of compassion in her eyes - as if she knew. Then she proceeded to jump on the kitchen counter because she knew Mom wasn't there to shoo her off.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (+RF8x)

69 >> That's not sympathy. That's "hey, why aren't you petting me? Okay, I'll get closer because you clearly still do not know I'm here after all the previous pawing."

"Hey, I'm here ok I'll press a little closer can you pet me? maybe if I put my head on your shoulder ok touch me, pet me, maybe if I paw your arm? ok now maybe there's space on your lap? Yes, I am here, I love you do you love me?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

70 New movie thoughts. Playfully devilish thoughts from Sweden.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (9cans)

71 59 Tiny Grey Cat likes to stand under my chest while I am attempting pushups. Not sure if she has a deathwish, is trying to end my suffering, or thinks I need to plank more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (dNzK)

Put her on your back.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (xYwhN)

72 Last night Rep Doug Collins released a number of House Judiciary closed door transcript of the DOJ and FBI. Former FBI attorney Sally Moyer's transcript was one of them.

In her testimony she admitted that the Woods Procedures were NOT used for the FISA warrant on Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (/tuJf)

73
"Hey, I'm here ok I'll press a little closer can you pet me? maybe if I put my head on your shoulder ok touch me, pet me, maybe if I paw your arm? ok now maybe there's space on your lap? Yes, I am here, I love you do you love me?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

Women hate when their husbands do that.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (xYwhN)

74 Kids track down their 85-yr-old dad's war buddy whom he hasn't seen or heard from in 60+ yrs. Their dad's reunion, embrace and reaction is precious.

https://tinyurl.com/y2g7s6b3

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (cF8AT)

75 I tearfully told my dachshund Long Sam that nobody understood me except her.


******

I was 19.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

76 She got caught texting little Johnny from school when she was supposed to be studying.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

77 50 http://bit.ly/2WVIrmZ
*******
Transcripts: Loretta Lynch Accused James Comey of Lying Under Oath | People's Pundit Daily
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)
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Everyone is prepping for the investigation results. Story out this morning at FN saying McCabe was the one to have Strozk removed from special counsel, not Mueller. I guess he's looking for a little PR rehab before the IG report falls.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

78
"Daddy doesn't understand me"

"Yeah, whatever. Gimme a treat."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (veoSD)

79 When I came home from hospital after mom passed, my kitteh walked up to me with such a look of compassion in her eyes - as if she knew. Then she proceeded to jump on the kitchen counter because she knew Mom wasn't there to shoo her off.
Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (+RF8x)


We had a husky from a pup. He was 3 or 4 and used to jump on the bed (captains bed with drawers in the base). I'm not a fan of dogs on the furniture, and he knew that. He would sleep at the base of the bed until he knew we were asleep and would jump up and sleep at the foot of the bed.

Shortly after my wife got pregnant, he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

Animals can sense things......

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

80 I guess he's looking for a little PR rehab

Is that where you get billions to repair hurricane damage and still bitch that no one loves us

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:53 AM (8ikIW)

81
"Look, all I told 'em was that GOT has been a shit show from the get go -- and for that I get put in time out?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (pNxlR)

82 Is the dog's name Joe Biden?

Posted by: Barry at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (KDsFU)

83 he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

***

He fell off and bumped his head? What did the doctor say?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (6P9Du)

84
Is the dog's name Joe Biden?

Posted by: Barry at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (KDsFU)






Can't be. The dog isn't rooting in her crotch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (veoSD)

85 >>"Hey, I'm here ok I'll press a little closer can you pet me? maybe if I put my head on your shoulder ok touch me, pet me, maybe if I paw your arm? ok now maybe there's space on your lap? Yes, I am here, I love you do you love me?" Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

86 Is the dog's name Joe Biden?
Posted by: Barry at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (KDsFU)


It's not sniffing her hair or attempting "boob brush" by grabbing her waist and inching up.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

87 Not Botero. So not Botero.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (hSQmw)

88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

89 Finally finished the prev thread comments. Worth it.

____________

Getting the girl to pose - tough.

Getting the dog to pose - not so tough after the taxidermist.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (jTv1/)

90 What did the doctor say?
Posted by: Total Control Racist


********

Well played!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)

91
he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

***

He fell off and bumped his head? What did the doctor say?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (6P9Du)









"I've just GOT to stop jumping on my patients' beds...."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (veoSD)

92 I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)


Ouch.....Good luck. Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

93 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)


Quick prayer for ya.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (di1hb)

94 I find out in 90 minutes.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)



Oh geez Hadrian. I will pray that you keep your job. Please keep us posted.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

95 I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh no!
I hope not

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (8ikIW)

96 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

=========

Good luck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (9cans)

97 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Oh man. Prayers up.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

98 11 Briton failed to paint the dog's balls
_________________

She's a bitch. And not the kind with balls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 09:58 AM (k4dH2)

99 Yeah, your mom can be such a bitch sometimes. Wanna go play fetch?

Posted by: The Dog at May 21, 2019 09:59 AM (kQ8nA)

100 Prayers up for Hadrian keeping his job.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:59 AM (bmdz3)

101 @Someguy, I would love it if my husband was all hugging and nuzzling like a dog. But I'm weird.

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (xZB4q)

102 Finally finished the prev thread comments.


I read that as "perv thread" and thought that doesn't narrow it down much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

103 I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Praying you keep your job but remember...it's a sellers job market.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (cF8AT)

104 More narrative shaping.

Susan Rice to release memoir in October.

Rice's book will detail "previously untold stories behind recent national security challenges, including confrontations with Russia and China, the war against ISIS, the struggle to contain the fallout from Edward Snowden's leaks, the U.S. response to Russian interference in the 2016 election, and the surreal transition to the Trump administration," according to promotional materials from the publisher.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

105 Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)


Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)



Barry has a seething hatred of America. Everything he did was motivated by that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (OLCnA)

106 103
Praying you keep your job but remember...it's a sellers job market.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (cF8AT)

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"Labor isn't a commodity! It's a magical unicorn that doesn't follow the laws of economics!"
-AOC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (9cans)

107 101 @Someguy, I would love it if my husband was all hugging and nuzzling like a dog. But I'm weird.
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (xZB4q)

Actually appreciating affection from your husband instead of shoving him away and acting like it's the biggest nuisance ever? Huh. Maybe this will catch on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

108 he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

***
He fell off and bumped his head? What did the doctor say?
Posted by: Total Control Racist


Roll over. Roll over.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (+X43N)

109 105 Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)


Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)



Barry has a seething hatred of America. Everything he did was motivated by that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (OLCnA)

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"We have nothing to fear from President Obama."
-Nobody important in Republican politics, I'm sure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (9cans)

110
If the worst happens I can say there wasn't anything I could have done about it. Sometimes you're just no longer a fit for what they want to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (E8LR4)

111 "Surreal" because they couldn't believe they lost.LOL get fucked.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 10:03 AM (AjVAj)

112 If the worst happens I can say there wasn't anything
I could have done about it. Sometimes you're just no longer a fit for
what they want to do.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (E8LR4)



You are a good man, Hadrian, and we are with you all the way.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

113 If the worst happens I can say there wasn't anything I could have done about it. Sometimes you're just no longer a fit for what they want to do.

------------

Its an opportunity. Embrace it.

As difficult as that may be.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

114 and the surreal transition to the Trump administration," according to promotional materials from the publisher.





Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM

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It's only "surreal" because they expected to hand off the baton to hillary.


It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)

115 In her testimony she admitted that the Woods Procedures were NOT used for the FISA warrant on Carter Page.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

You don't say! smh

I've been bouncing around Rybicki's testimony this morning. On page 118 he and Gowdy are talking about another "factor" that they were very concerned about that took place in May 2016 that the Director (Comey) "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about."

Any ideas what this might be?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (NtglE)

116 114
It's only "surreal" because they expected to hand off the baton to hillary.


It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)

==========

"But America surely loves us, still."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (9cans)

117 Insom!

I'll nuzzle you non stop in a little while!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:06 AM (ZnBg/)

118 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Lose a rigged election.
Lose a rigged investigation.
Lose a ???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:06 AM (+X43N)

119 Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (+RF8x)

120 Hadrian, good luck to you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

121 117 Insom!

I'll nuzzle you non stop in a little while!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:06 AM (ZnBg/)

Hellooooo nurse! I'm liking the sound of that!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

122 119 Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.
Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (+RF8x)

^This.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

123 119
Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

This and this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

124 The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

125 Hadrian,

Have faith.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (ZnBg/)

126

Adorable painting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (vEIlU)

127 Two inches of global warming on the roofs and trees. Woot.

Someone send Arya Stark up here plz

Posted by: nine clowns in robes at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (ykYG2)

128 /sock

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (ykYG2)

129 I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)


Oh geez Hadrian, will be praying!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (kG5hP)

130 Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (+RF8x)



This. Even if a job seems secure, keep an eye out for other opportunities. Companies can't be trusted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (OLCnA)

131 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate
loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside
information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to
illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)



==========



"But America surely loves us, still."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

I dunno, Hillary. We never saw you that way. You're always thumping around and shooting off your mouth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (ClOmq)

132 Hadrian, is it a job you love, or a job that puts bread on the table??

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (sJ0GE)

133 Hadrian - are they offering severance packages to those on the way out. Go to them first and say you will leave for this some amount you deem worth it, along with a great reference letter.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (sX1BW)

134 That time when you know the perfect Simpsons quote for a situation, but there's no video of it on Youtube or Vimeo...

Le sigh...writing it will do:

For Hadrian:

Homer to Mr Burns: "You can't yell at me if I can't see you."

Smithers: "I'm afraid he's got us there sir."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (9cans)

135 124 The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

And sometimes an oversized pocket watch is a weird, trippy, melty thing with 20-foot long legs walking around a barren landscape.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (NWiLs)

136

Nadler holds stunt hearing for Don McGahn...


Have they lost their ever-lovin' minds? You cannot tell the difference between the late night comedy shows and the democrat party now.

I guess it's live, but I have yardwork to tend to.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (vEIlU)

137 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

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That is the second most unbelievable part of this whole thing.

The first is that Trump is possibly cleaner than 95% of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (lPsvG)

138 124 The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

===========

"All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"
-Fun people to have at parties

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (9cans)

139 131 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate
loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside
information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to
illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)
---------------------------
The problem they ran into was Trump ran his campaign on instinct not campaign professionals. This is why their spies got nada.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (2LelM)

140 She's thinking about ways to fight the patriarchy when she grows up.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (h1usM)

141 This is why their spies got nada.

----------

That and he wasn't colluding.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (sX1BW)

142 Two inches of global warming on the roofs and trees. Woot.

Someone send Arya Stark up here plz
Posted by: nine clowns in robes


Jon's coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (+X43N)

143
Most dogs> Most people.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (nVVYP)

=====
Yep. Just another reason to hate the cult of islam.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (pw+jk)

144 When was the last verified sighting of rgb? That most recent verified picture/video of her that I can find is from November 2018 when she was leaving the hospital in a wheel chair.


Every other news article that is out there has some stock footage pictures of her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (JUOKG)

145 Yeah they are going at it like rabbits on the landing.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (5IHGB)

146 I remember a saying...... " Never love your job, because it can't love you back....."
Never understood this for a long time, but in the end, I learned.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (sJ0GE)

147 Rain has slacked off quite a bit.

Think I'll get in the li'l red pickemup and see if any of the roads out of here are passable.

Don't worry. I know better than to drive into highawatha.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (jTv1/)

148 "Labor isn't a commodity! It's a magical unicorn that doesn't follow the laws of economics!"
-AOC

-
I don't know what she's talking about here. I guess cauliflower is evil or maybe yucca is evil but anyway she's greener than thou and you're classist an racist if you disagree.

https://bit.ly/2VSvAW7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

149
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)


Thank your lucky stars that you do not work at Air Pinochet, where "let go" takes on ominous overtones.

Best wishes coming you way, man!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

150 Trump had an alibi for his whole campaign: he was giving speeches every night. Sometimes even in Wisconsin.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (ykYG2)

151 >>I've been bouncing around Rybicki's testimony this morning. On page 118 he and Gowdy are talking about another "factor" that they were very concerned about that took place in May 2016 that the Director (Comey) "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about."

>>Any ideas what this might be?

No, but I bet it has to do with some sort of illegal spying. The spying was going on well before the official start date of late July.

You will also see in Rybicki's testimony that he agrees with Comey that Lynch told him to call the Hillary email investigation "a matter".

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)

152 Hadrian- endeavor to persevere. I hope it works out for you in the end, whichever way it plays out.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (m45I2)

153
The MFM keeps referring to Lori Dykefoot as Chicago's first openly gay mayor. Is that their way of saying we all knew that Harold Washington was a pooftah

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (OLCnA)

154 Aaaaaaaah. I miss having a doggeh so much. It's moments like that that make the hassle worthwhile. What a sweet, funny picture.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

155 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

-

The SCOTUS justice that is arguably the most important woman in politics right now, and who exists in a world of millions of cell phone cameras and where individual reporters are often assigned to single prominent people?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (lPsvG)

156 I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Thank your lucky stars that you do not work at Air Pinochet, where "let go" takes on ominous overtones.

Best wishes coming you way, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

"We'll get you there in no time, flat!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (AURKQ)

157
"All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"
-Fun people to have at parties
--------------------
Class has been replaced by race, sex and sexuality. Get with the party Tovarish. It matters little if you're bourgeoisie, it matters that you aren't a racist, homophobe, or disrespectful to Muslims and Undocumented Migratory Units.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (2LelM)

158 "Labor isn't a commodity! It's a magical unicorn that doesn't follow the laws of economics!"
-AOC

----------

Is this a true quote? Can't tell anymore with her.

But labor is and isn't a commodity. Obviously in many ways it is and it follows the supply / demand curve like any other commodity. But because it "thinks" and is part of a "culture" it doesn't always behave as expected.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (sX1BW)

159 Don't worry. I know better than to drive into highawatha.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (jTv1/)


If you see her walking around out there, I think you should spontaneously lose control of the vehicle.

I'm just sayin......accidents happen.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

160 ...and so, the day after the 2020 election, little Sally and her dog ponder the question, to cut her SJW parents down from the chandelier, or leave them as part of the decor and just go in the back to play fetch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (9Om/r)

161 154 Aaaaaaaah. I miss having a doggeh so much. It's moments like that that make the hassle worthwhile. What a sweet, funny picture.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)

162 Do Dykes like butt stuff?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (2LelM)

163 157
"All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"
-Fun people to have at parties
--------------------
Class has been replaced by race, sex and sexuality. Get with the party Tovarish. It matters little if you're bourgeoisie, it matters that you aren't a racist, homophobe, or disrespectful to Muslims and Undocumented Migratory Units.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (2LelM)

===========

"Splitters!"
-Fun person at a party, pulling out his earmarked copy of The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (9cans)

164 Rain has slacked off quite a bit.

-
My BiL texted me a picture of his daughter's house on the Colorado Front Range this morning and it's snowmageddon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)

165 Jon's coming."

Rather it were Eli...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (6qErC)

166
Have they lost their ever-lovin' minds? You cannot tell the difference between the late night comedy shows and the democrat party now.



The Democrats are occasionally funny if unintentionally so. The late night "comedians" are never funny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (OLCnA)

167 Do Dykes like butt stuff?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (2LelM)

Why you axin' me?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (ykq7q)

168 The dog in the painting looks a lot like my Paisley but smaller.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (JgA4k)

169 "All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"


I recently re-connected with a guy I knew 35 years ago. He's always been woke, since before that was a word, but I'm only starting to see just how commie he is.

He posted this for someone's birthday today:

""We never talked about men or clothes or other such inconsequential things when we got together. It was always Marx, Lenin and revolution -- real girls talk."
-- Nina Simone about Lorraine Hansberry"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)

170 I saw this morning that Howard Stern's new book is called "Howard Stern Comes Again."

Honestly, I won't miss him when he's retired and living the high life. I just hope he stays away from everything.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

171 In regards to the ruling yesterday on Trump's financials and just how big of a Dem hack the judge was, the judge rejected a stay request while Trump appeals the ruling.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (G0vdT)

172 She's thinking about ways to fight the patriarchy when she grows up.

**

First step: buy a wimple!

Posted by: Wimple Sales inc. at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (6P9Du)

173 Everyone is prepping for the investigation results. Story out this morning at FN saying McCabe was the one to have Strozk removed from special counsel, not Mueller. I guess he's looking for a little PR rehab before the IG report falls.
Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (G0vdT)


McCabe is the next on my Arkancide pool. That twitchy fuck has already said he's not taking a fall.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:18 AM (y7DUB)

174 169 "All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"


I recently re-connected with a guy I knew 35 years ago. He's always been woke, since before that was a word, but I'm only starting to see just how commie he is.

He posted this for someone's birthday today:

""We never talked about men or clothes or other such inconsequential things when we got together. It was always Marx, Lenin and revolution -- real girls talk."
-- Nina Simone about Lorraine Hansberry"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)

==========

Holy shit...It's hard to imagine living a fulfilling life like that. I'm sure some do, but when everything is politics, nothing can be satisfying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:18 AM (9cans)

175 >>The dog in the painting looks a lot like my Paisley but smaller.

Looks very much like Elvis but the coloring is wrong. But he does love to snuggle like that. Affectionate little devil.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:18 AM (/tuJf)

176 Do Dykes like butt stuff?

-

I've done extensive research on this, and some do. I think the methodology might be flawed, though, because all the subjects have been attractive to gorgeous, and many seem to be enthusiastic about men joining in occasionally, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:19 AM (lPsvG)

177 I know better than to drive into highawatha"

Still chuckle at Prius dude who drove around flashing lights and a barrier into Harvey floodwaters.
Was absolutely stupid. Later on reported he's prof at some skrool

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)

178 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?


Two weeks ago she was alleged to be in Scandistan receiving some filthy Scandi award. All of the images seemed to be stock images.

I didn't see any coverage over here, though, so it's an odd ruse to fill Snow Wop papers with disinformatzia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)

179 I saw this morning that Howard Stern's new book is called "Howard Stern Comes Again."

Honestly, I won't miss him when he's retired and living the high life. I just hope he stays away from everything.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)


Stern makes me laugh but he's a complete retard when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB)

180 A cat wouldn't do that.

Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6Krd7)

181 regards to the ruling yesterday on Trump's financials and just how big of a Dem hack the judge was, the judge rejected a stay request while Trump appeals the ruling.

-

It's neat to watch in a way.

Laws or men, and the (D)s have ripped their masks away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (lPsvG)

182 because all the subjects have been attractive to gorgeous, and


So not dykes, just indiscriminate or "paid."

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (nRWPy)

183
Yeah they are going at it like rabbits on the landing.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (5IHGB)







But enough about nurse and Insom....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (veoSD)

184 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

-


December 8th, 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (+X43N)

185 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Awwww...that is a cute painting. Reminds me of when I put Mrs D in Time Out.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (0tfLf)

186
Stern makes me laugh but he's a complete retard when it comes to politics.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB)


I was a fan back in the 90's, but haven't listened to him in decades. When he went pay radio, I was out. Anything that I've seen from him since then as been the same schtick and it's old, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Yeah they are going at it like rabbits on the landing.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (5IHGB)


But enough about nurse and Insom....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:22 AM (+X43N)

188 McCabe is the next on my Arkancide pool. That twitchy fuck has already said he's not taking a fall.

Yep.

Hard to decide which one of these goods is the most reprehensible though.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (nRWPy)

189 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

-


December 8th, 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (+X43N)


Radio transmissions place them in winter maneuvers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (hLRSq)

190 The SCOTUS justice that is arguably the most important woman in politics right now, and who exists in a world of millions of cell phone cameras and where individual reporters are often assigned to single prominent people?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Who was the subject of a movie that might have come from Riefenstahl.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (Z04f8)

191 Re: Amash quite apart from his neverTrumpism I would think someone with a functioning brain cell would be cautious about partnering with the poisonous Tlaib.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 10:24 AM (JgA4k)

192 190
Who was the subject of a movie that might have come from Riefenstahl.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (Z04f

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Not good enough. Leni Riefenstahl was really good at making movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:24 AM (9cans)

193 regards to the ruling yesterday on Trump's financials and just how big of a Dem hack the judge was, the judge rejected a stay request while Trump appeals the ruling.

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It's neat to watch in a way.

Laws or men, and the (D)s have ripped their masks away.

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In a better world, the courts would stay out of this.

Who cares what the Court ultimately says - if it rules at all? Trump should still ignore. This is a dispute between the Legislative Branch and the Executive Branch. Which will ultimately be decided by the voters. The judicial branch is not needed.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:25 AM (sX1BW)

194 First step: buy a wimple!


*******

We'll Have Nun Of THAT! - a limerick

An erstwhile street hooker named Hemphill
Found peace in a nunnery, 'twas simple
She forsook her former friends
And thus her sinful era ends
No, not with a bang, but a wimple

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)

195 Holy shit...It's hard to imagine living a fulfilling life like that. I'm sure some do, but when everything is politics, nothing can be satisfying



And yet I was amused when Edmure Tully stood up and did his John Kasich impersonation. Yes, I went there.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

196 180
A cat wouldn't do that.

Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

Not in quite the same way. But my cats like my company and are always in the same room, and often on the same piece of furniture, as I am.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (ClOmq)

197 Remember on RBG's birthday a couple of months ago how no one really said much about it and there were no photos or official releases from her family or job or supporters?

Funny, that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (lPsvG)

198 >> When was the last verified sighting of rgb?


During slow weeks on SCOTUS, she is often deployed on black ops missions by CIA.

Posted by: McCool at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (sZaoP)

199 Back to the painting, my Paisley would likely be awkwardly touching the little girl with a paw, rather than leaning on her shoulder.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (JgA4k)

200 You will also see in Rybicki's testimony that he agrees with Comey that Lynch told him to call the Hillary email investigation "a matter".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
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Yes, saw your comment on that earlier.

And reading further on the factor that Comey "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about," I'm thinking it might have something to do with exposing Obama.

I dunnno. Wish I had the time to read all of these transcripts from top to bottom.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (NtglE)

201

Has anyone heard Donkey Chompers latest bit a genius? She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower. Growing cauliflower is a "colonial approach" to environmentalism.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

202 Who cares what the Court ultimately says - if it rules at all? Trump should still ignore. This is a dispute between the Legislative Branch and the Executive Branch. Which will ultimately be decided by the voters. The judicial branch is not needed.

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Though I guess it is the accounting firm that they are subpoenaing.

If that firm gives in, I hope clients start leaving them.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (sX1BW)

203 197 Remember on RBG's birthday a couple of months ago how no one really said much about it and there were no photos or official releases from her family or job or supporters?

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (lPsvG)
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Last thing they want to do is have a surprise party for RBG.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (G0vdT)

204
Who was the subject of a movie that might have come from Riefenstahl.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (Z04f

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Not good enough. Leni Riefenstahl was really good at making movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:24 AM (9cans)








She also had enough shame to try to conceal her enthusiasm for Nazism when writing her memoirs.

As a side note, if you can get past the excuse-making, her memoirs are really interesting reading.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (veoSD)

205 201

Has anyone heard Donkey Chompers latest bit a genius? She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower. Growing cauliflower is a "colonial approach" to environmentalism.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

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I merely grow more and more convinced that she is a double agent with a mission to make Democrats implode in a cloud of ridiculousness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (9cans)

206 When shit gets real, Dr. Oz is there:

Dr. Oz saying y'all don't need to use soap on your butthole on The Breakfast Club.

Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?

https://bit.ly/2VGhS3V

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

207 It's neat to watch in a way.

Laws or men, and the (D)s have ripped their masks away.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (lPsvG)


I'm waiting for Trump to just come out and tell America the truth.

"The Democrats have sold America out to everyone else. They are importing illegals hand over foot to replace your vote. They're siding with China. They've colluded with Russia. They haven't accepted the results of the 2016 election and have been openly staging a coup since January, 2017. They're against free speech, gun ownership and free and fair elections. You have a decision to make, folks. Me in 2020 or open borders, high taxes, a lot of foreign invaders making your lives unsafe."

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

208 “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
― Josh Billings

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (CDGwz)

209 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

****

That there is some damned fine philosophizing.
Well said.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (0tfLf)

210 AOC is now just an oddity... a niche politician for the Progressive incels.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (sJ0GE)

211 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?

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I vow to dispose of all wet wipes in the toilet now.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

212 May 1, 2019 twitter picture of an ambulatory RBG:

http://bit.ly/2EluyHs

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (fuK7c)

213 She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower

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Sorry, but if black people can't figure out how to buy and eat a honey crisp, there's no way they're eating cauliflower or yucca.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (lPsvG)

214 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?

https://bit.ly/2VGhS3V
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

Wet wipes *are* bad for the sewer system. Oils adhere to them and build up into "fatbergs" that can cause major blockages. It's getting to be a big problem.

Aside from being right on the one thing, the man's an idiot.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (J+mig)

215 206; people still pay attention to that quack phucktard?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)

216 So do we need to send in the cadaver dogs to the Ginsberg residence?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (2LelM)

217 So... black folk can't grow cauliflower????

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (sJ0GE)

218 Painting is very cute and well done. Love the carpet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (myjNJ)

219 >>Growing cauliflower is a "colonial approach" to environmentalism. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

Just as prescription medicine is a "colonial approach" to healthcare.

The Aztecs in this country should be instructed to avoid emergency rooms and revert to medicinal herbs.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)

220 Remember on RBG's birthday a couple of months ago
how no one really said much about it and there were no photos or
official releases from her family or job or supporters?



Funny, that.
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Jim she's dead!

Posted by: Doctor Bones McCoy at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (pw+jk)

221 200 You will also see in Rybicki's testimony that he agrees with Comey that Lynch told him to call the Hillary email investigation "a matter".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
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Yes, saw your comment on that earlier.

And reading further on the factor that Comey "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about," I'm thinking it might have something to do with exposing Obama.

I dunnno. Wish I had the time to read all of these transcripts from top to bottom.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (NtglE)

Is there any particular order one should read the testimonies? By person or date?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

222 May 1, 2019 twitter picture of an ambulatory RBG:



http://bit.ly/2EluyHs


Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM
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Thanks.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

223 Yep, a photo of RBG in an office was certainly posted May 1st.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (lPsvG)

224 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Prayers up, no matter which way it goes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

225 Dr. Oz is a fraud, I take my hygiene advice from the late George Carlin. The areas you need to wash everyday are armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Everything else is sort of 'as needed.'

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)

226 Has anyone heard Donkey Chompers latest bit a genius? She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower.
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Other considerations aside, that sounds remarkably like colonialism. Colonialism is like the, what?, second deadly sin in the book of SJW?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (CDGwz)

227 ou can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper.

*******

Procedural clarification question here: Do you also spit on you finger when it pokes through the flimsy wet toilet paper?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (m45I2)

228 223 Yep, a photo of RBG in an office was certainly posted May 1st.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (lPsvG)

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And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:

https://tinyurl.com/yxhcrnv3

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (9cans)

229 What a world. We have solved humanity's struggle to feed itself, to the point where you can go to almost any store and buy just about every vegetable, fruit, meat, and fish you want at a very low price without ever having to til soil, harvest crops, feed a herd, kill, or dress. And this bartender wants to take us back to the days where the "community" has to fend for itself.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (sX1BW)

230 Has Dr. Oz ever had to wipe his ass with wet TP? Methinks not. Do that and you will have bits of wet TP stuck in your ass all day long.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (2LelM)

231 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.



Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

232 161 154 Aaaaaaaah. I miss having a doggeh so much. It's moments like that that make the hassle worthwhile. What a sweet, funny picture.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)

I cried like a little boy when I had to put my Miss Katie down. Haven't had a pup since then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

233 >>I dunnno. Wish I had the time to read all of these transcripts from top to bottom.

They are dry as hell for the most part but every now and then a nugget is exposed.

But the overall picture is very clear. The whole thing was a sham.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (/tuJf)

234 Dr. Oz is a fraud, I take my hygiene advice from the late George Carlin. The areas you need to wash everyday are armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Everything else is sort of 'as needed.'
Posted by: Broseidon


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (+X43N)

235 Anything that I've seen from him since then as been the same schtick and it's old, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

I used to listen (infrequently) when he was on broadcast radio, but like you I haven't heard anything in years. I never understood his allure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (wYseH)

236 We're in on the RBG is dead conspiracy too.

Shhhh

Posted by: THOMAS and ALITO at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (MAstk)

237 Other considerations aside, that sounds remarkably like colonialism. Colonialism is like the, what?, second deadly sin in the book of SJW?
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Genocide is okay if its white people and their culture that dies. Same deal with Hitler, but whatever.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (2LelM)

238 Google Ruth Bader Ginsburg Gilel Storch Award and you will find dozens of stories in the gutter tongue of the pale ones saying she was there two weeks ago.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (fuK7c)

239 Yucca is indigenous to the Bronx? Who knew?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)

240 RBG is not dead... she will never leave the SC until after 2020... she's a true believer in Progressive Marxist ideology.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (sJ0GE)

241 This mid-morning art is the cutest ever.

Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (eAZVt)

242 236 We're in on the RBG is dead conspiracy too.

Shhhh
Posted by: THOMAS and ALITO at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (MAstk)

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She didn't look good before her recent health troubles. I imagine she looks terrible now. They don't want the world to see how frail she has become, probably.

It's some balancing act between not wanting to freak out the Left and keep them engaged with the idea of SCOTUS being super important for the next election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (9cans)

243 And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:

https://tinyurl.com/yxhcrnv3

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Okay, that's pretty funny that even the court artist isn't drawing pictures of her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (lPsvG)

244 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.







Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

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Nothing little about Nadler.. except his penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pw+jk)

245 So... black folk can't grow cauliflower????

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (sJ0GE)



Nope. She claims it's why many "communities of color" are resistant to environmentalism because it's been presented to them through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)

246 240 RBG is not dead... she will never leave the SC until after 2020... she's a true believer in Progressive Marxist ideology.
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (sJ0GE)

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She's like my grandmother-in-law. Run by hate.

My grandmother in law broke her back when she sneezed about a year ago. She's still alive and is walking around again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (9cans)

247 I'm dead but dreaming.
Cthulu

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (AjVAj)

248 And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:


Yeah, but that article only had a drawing of her there!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)

249 248 And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:


Yeah, but that article only had a drawing of her there!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)

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Kagan's dead too!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (9cans)

250 Dr. Oz is a fraud,

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)

I think he is worse than that. I think he truly believes the crap he spouts.

He was a brillinat cardio-thoracic surgeon, well on his way to medical greatness (he did my mom's bypass). But then he decided that he could help everyone with his brilliance, and turned into a raving lunatic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)

251 We're in on the RBG is dead conspiracy too.

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I have no doubt sympathetic family men could be easily convinced to keep things under wraps for the family and good of the nation in these troubled times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:38 AM (lPsvG)

252 I went searching around for a Arkancide list and found this:

https://tinyurl.com/y4kr85oh

It's pretty old since it doesn't have Seth Rich but the numbers probably exceed most mob bosses.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:38 AM (y7DUB)

253 We need to, like, introduce crops to people of color that are more authentic to their life experience, like malt liquor and Black and Milds.

Posted by: AOC, whoreticulturalist at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (oZ6kz)

254 Is there any particular order one should read the testimonies? By person or date?
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
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Not really as far as I can see. They are not listed in any particular order on Rep. Collins' site, but the date of the hearing is on the first page of each one so I guess you could arrange them chronologically.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (NtglE)

255 I agree that flushing wet wipes down the commode is a bad idea. Toss 'em in the garbage. To put anything down the commode that doesn't, in essence, dissolve, is courting trouble.

Anyone whose waste lines are over 50 years old will agree with this. I seriously doubt that anyone with a septic system tosses such down the commode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (CDGwz)

256 Wonderful.

Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (/oZ/7)

257 Wait, was there a drawing of RBG there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (lPsvG)

258 I taught Joe Biden everything he knows.--Spot the dog.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2019 10:40 AM (m79Dg)

259
He was a brillinat cardio-thoracic surgeon,


*****

Hmm. I did not know that about him. I guess I never paid much attention to his pop TV incarnation. (did he come out of the Oprah machine?)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:40 AM (m45I2)

260 Anyone whose waste lines are over 50 years old will agree with this. I seriously doubt that anyone with a septic system tosses such down the commode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Ask me about the $500 tampon some time; I dare you.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:40 AM (Z04f8)

261 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.



Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)


I'm sure the DOJ will get right on that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:41 AM (hLRSq)

262 @michellemalkin 4 minutes ago

Judge Orders Antifa Activist Yvette Felarca to Pay Judicial Watch Legal Fees for Her 'Entirely Frivolous' Lawsuit http://jwatch.us/NFQxHm via @JudicialWatch

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

263 Wait, was there a drawing of RBG there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (lPsvG)



There is a no camera law now for RBG. She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:42 AM (OLCnA)

264 I'm sure the DOJ will get right on that."

LOL that's exactly what I was thinking. Call William Barr up and tell him about the charges you want him to file.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

265 Wait, was there a drawing of RBG there?


********


Nope. It's kept up in the attic.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (m45I2)

266 There is a no camera law now for RBG. She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

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Heck, she looks better than before she broke a rib and re-caught cancer in the two pictures I've seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (lPsvG)

267 Not really as far as I can see. They are not listed in any particular order on Rep. Collins' site, but the date of the hearing is on the first page of each one so I guess you could arrange them chronologically.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (NtglE)

If I hover my pointer over each one, a date appears in the title.

Looks like McCabe's was the first of those listed.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (cF8AT)

268 The painting reminds me of when I was young and Dad's mother died. I sat in the middle of the floor, bawling, and both of our dogs came over and tries to comfort me. One of them was a notoriously ill-tempered mutt, but at that moment he was selfless.

Yes, dogs do feel sympathy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (7bRyE)

269 She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality


She lives on rainwater and pure grain alcohol. She makes love but denies her husband her essence.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)

270 So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower."

Yeah, still laughing at the idea that 50 square feet of rooftop garden will pay off with enough calories to feed... a pigeon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)

271 269 She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality


She lives on rainwater and pure grain alcohol. She makes love but denies her husband her essence.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)

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Does she now have authority over our bombers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (9cans)

272 Tami - Link no work for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (CDGwz)

273 Yeah, but that article only had a drawing of her there!
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Someone needs to start floating drawings of Lenin.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (+X43N)

274 Dr. Oz is a fraud, I take my hygiene advice from the late George Carlin. The areas you need to wash everyday are armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Everything else is sort of 'as needed.'
Posted by: Broseidon

*****
Well Bro, I don't think I'd go in that order.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (0tfLf)

275 All righty. Time to go do stuff. Have fun storming the castle.

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)

276 What is it about all these leftist city folks that want community gardens. Buy a farm.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (sX1BW)

277 Like the brave native, indigenous people of this country used to grow vast fields of fried chicken before we colonized them and made them grow boring stuff like wheat and brocolli and calculus.

Posted by: AOC, whoreticulturalist at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (oZ6kz)

278 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?
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Dr. Oz as a little child, pooped through a hole in the floor of his house, which was on stilts or something, supposedly. He told this story to my friend who told it to me - this was before his TV show started. So Oz supposedly grew up without plumbing or running water.

Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (fhQ/D)

279 Yeah, still laughing at the idea that 50 square feet of rooftop garden will pay off with enough calories to feed... a pigeon.

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Ponder the amount of water, energy, waste, transportation, etc. involved in saving the world using a rooftop garden.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (lPsvG)

280 262
@michellemalkin 4 minutes ago



Judge Orders Antifa Activist Yvette Felarca to Pay Judicial Watch
Legal Fees for Her 'Entirely Frivolous' Lawsuit http://jwatch.us/NFQxHm
via @JudicialWatch

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

This brings to mind that great song by The Knack "My Ah Bonah"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (ymnmz)

281 through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)
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I'm afraid I have to agree with her about the cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (aXucN)

282 Dr. Oz is a fraud,

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)

I think he is worse than that. I think he truly believes the crap he spouts.

He was a brillinat cardio-thoracic surgeon, well on his way to medical greatness (he did my mom's bypass). But then he decided that he could help everyone with his brilliance, and turned into a raving lunatic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)


Seen it time and again - someone who is competent, even brilliant in one discipline assumes that the brilliance carries into all disciplines.

I mean, Neil Degrassi Jr High Tyson Chicken was great at merchandising that planetarium gift shop, but now he thinks he's good at science.

Had a MD in a scuba class once, and he was insufferable...making all kinds of stupid comments and critiques of how the decompression tables were calculated. I stopped explaining it to him, figuring hey, if he gets the bends because he didn't listen to me, oh well.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (PFy0L)

283 What is it about all these leftist city folks that want community gardens. "

No, they want "others" to have community gardens. They just want the photo op.

Farming is like, nasty dirty stuff. With mud.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (6qErC)

284 Latest official drawing of RBG: https://images.app.goo.gl/WTsmDJAYLD34sJWT7

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

285 >Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)



I cried like a little boy when I had to put my Miss Katie down. Haven't had a pup since then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR

*Group Hug*

We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday. The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (sjdRT)

286 Hmm. I did not know that about him. I guess I never paid much attention
to his pop TV incarnation. (did he come out of the Oprah machine?)
=====

Yeah. Remember that the 'old white people are dying off' so racism will be over from her Oness.


Really like the picture -- nice colors and details. Dog makes me laugh. Wild woman granddaughter when she was learning to walk had two canine minions on either side to keep her from falling. Old Dog knew how to care for little ones, but New Old Dog joining in earned him an honored place in our household.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (MIKMs)

287 272 Tami - Link no work for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (CDGwz)

Malkin's link? Worked for me but try this one:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu7ysfn

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (cF8AT)

288 The weird thing about Oz is that he is still a practicing cardio thoracic surgeon and according to Wiki, currently directs the Cardiovascular Institute and Complementary Medicine program at New York-Presbyterian Hospital in NYC and he has been a prof at Columbia Univ. since 2001. He was one of group of surgeons who developed the technique to repair/replace heart valves via catheterizations instead of open chest surgery.

The guy is brilliant , but as other's said, he goes off the rails on his shows via Oprah's network on alternative meds. Only half of his recommendation have any kind of research behind them.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (hdg/u)

289 There is a no camera law now for RBG. She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

-

Heck, she looks better than before she broke a rib and re-caught cancer in the two pictures I've seen.
==========
I've got a great smoothie recipe, but the ingredients are hard to get.

Posted by: RBG at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (fhQ/D)

290 Diogenes: Well, you don't *have* to use the same implement to clean all four, but if you do, I'd agree, start with your teeth.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (oZ6kz)

291 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system"

Well, since most say "Do not flush"...

the "flushable" ones are fine.

One square only, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (6qErC)

292 Tami - that vid of the war buddies was awesome!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (sjdRT)

293
Whitey is oppressing the world, one cauliflower at a time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (OLCnA)

294 Like the brave native, indigenous people of this country used to grow vast fields of fried chicken before we colonized them and made them grow boring stuff like wheat and brocolli and calculus.
Posted by: AOC, whoreticulturalist


Feast! Feast thine eyes upon the barren fields where I grow my fucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (+X43N)

295 through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)
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I'm afraid I have to agree with her about the cauliflower.


Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM



Any word on what she thinks of okra? I got a colonial lens for that vile weed!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)

296 What is it about all these leftist city folks that want community gardens. Buy a farm.


You can't run a farm from the city. If you have a parcel of land that will grow tomatoes you can maintain it in a city and pester your enemies with Zucchini all summer.

Big tradition in Germany, the Schrebergarten, to keep a connection with the land.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

297 293
Whitey is oppressing the world, one cauliflower at a time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (OLCnA)

Given that it's a vegetable that looks like a bleached cat brain I might give them a pass on this one.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

298 Any word on what she thinks of okra? I got a colonial lens for that vile weed!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)
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Okra is good if you cook it the right way.

There is no right way to cook cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

299 We are stunned too."

Damn. Heartbreaking, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (6qErC)

300 >>We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday. The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.

Cancer in dogs is getting out of hand. I lost my Golden a couple years ago to cancer at the age of 9.

Had him in for his annual checkup and everything was fantastic. A couple months later they found a tumor on his spleen that metastasized incredibly fast and he was gone in a month.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (/tuJf)

301 292 Tami - that vid of the war buddies was awesome!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (sjdRT)

Wasn't that sweet!

Seemed 'Tex' recognized him almost immediately from what I could tell.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (cF8AT)

302 The painting: I love dogs! People, not so much.

A thought about the markets:

The averages have tended to rebound, rather surprisingly so, after a steady drizzle of bad trade war news.

My theory is that a lot of fund managers had "The Big Trump Bounce" all wrong, & now they're being forced to play catchup-- even when they would prefer not to.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (Cssks)

303 Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)



I cried like a little boy when I had to put my Miss Katie down. Haven't had a pup since then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR

*Group Hug*

We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday. The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.
Posted by: Muad'dib


So sorry for everyone. Been there. It's no fun.
Time heals all wounds. Took about a decade before I could think of Sam without bawling.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (+X43N)

304 Did we just have the Rapture?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

305 So Oz supposedly grew up without plumbing or running water.
Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (fhQ/D)

His parents emigrated here from Turkey. His father was a medical student here when they emigrated and his mother"s family had money. Oz was born here in the states five years after they arrived in Cleveland. He went to a private school in Delaware prior to being accepted to Harvard.


No way did he grow up in a house with no running water or plumbing.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (hdg/u)

306 @RepDougCollins

I cannot emphasize this enough - the chairman's track record demonstrates he does not actually want information. He wants the fight, but not the truth. The closer he actually comes to obtaining information, the farther away he runs from it.

Video (8 mins. long):

https://tinyurl.com/yylpugko

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (cF8AT)

307 technique to repair/replace heart valves via catheterizations instead of open chest surgery"

Hey, that's what missus mouse had (now one month ago!)

Amazing "procedure", barely enough "scarring" to call it that. Still quite some time recuperating, tho.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (6qErC)

308 >> I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.

Hang in there. I went through it not that long ago. It's a lot better now than it was during the eight year winter of Barky the T-chaser.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (o2vOl)

309 Malkin's link? Worked for me but try this one:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu7ysfn
Posted by: Tami
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Thankee, ma'am. That worked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (CDGwz)

310 This is a particular school of art, often well-represented on the calendars for my grandfather's coal yards. They were in high demand.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 10:54 AM (8ZmvG)

311 There is no right way to cook cauliflower.
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Not true. Baked alongside a nice filet of Scrod swimming in butter is delicious. Cat brains with butter is good too.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:54 AM (2LelM)

312 >>Big tradition in Germany, the Schrebergarten, to keep a connection with the land.

During WWII, lots of Victory Gardens sprung up in urban areas to offset all the resources necessary to support the war effort.

One was created in the Fenway section of Boston right near Fenway Pahk and it is still thriving today.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (/tuJf)

313 >>Okra is good if you cook it the right way. Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

An okra is a little green devil's horn filled with snot. Then again, oysters (according to Jim Gafffigan) are rocks filled with snot.

okra is inedible, oysters are good.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

314 291
Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system"



Well, since most say "Do not flush"...



the "flushable" ones are fine.



One square only, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (6qErC)

He's right. Non flushable ones are designed to withstand dissolving in water environsa and resiting breakdown due to agitation, Can you imagine 10M New Yorkers flushing three of those a day down the shitter? The problems they cause with machinery expecting essentially fluids, or things designed to breakdown with minimum agitation is massive.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (ymnmz)

315 "U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, Northern District of California, who had previously ruled that Felarca’s lawsuit was “entirely frivolous,” wrote in his ruling awarding legal fees to Judicial Watch that Felarca and her co-plaintiffs’ First Amendment claims were “premised on the obviously baseless assumption” that the First Amendment condemns the speech of some while condoning the ideological missions of others."
====

Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (CDGwz)

316 Any word on what she thinks of okra? I got a colonial lens for that vile weed!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)


You mean, you don't care for gummy, slimy, gooey vegetables? What's the matter with you?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (b7IdW)

317 313 >>Okra is good if you cook it the right way. Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

An okra is a little green devil's horn filled with snot. Then again, oysters (according to Jim Gafffigan) are rocks filled with snot.

okra is inedible, oysters are good.

Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

===========

Hail...Jim Gaffigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (9cans)

318 >There is no right way to cook cauliflower.



Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)


*sniff*


Posted by: Cauliflower at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (sjdRT)

319 Did we just have the Rapture?
Posted by: joncelli


FENELONSPOKE! GRAMMIE WINGER!
Check in!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (+X43N)

320 Okra is good. I have no idea what fucking rutabaga tastes like.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (2LelM)

321 Big tradition in Germany, the Schrebergarten, to keep a connection with the land."

The "allotment" - cute that people are "allowed" to have a plot - but only if maintained by the rulez...

Very different ideas about "land" and "ownership"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (6qErC)

322 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.

Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)

323 315 "U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, Northern District of California, who had previously ruled that Felarca's lawsuit was "entirely frivolous," wrote in his ruling awarding legal fees to Judicial Watch that Felarca and her co-plaintiffs' First Amendment claims were "premised on the obviously baseless assumption" that the First Amendment condemns the speech of some while condoning the ideological missions of others."
====

Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (CDGwz)

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And in California. Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (9cans)

324 I like okra in gumbo.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (sjdRT)

325 The problems they cause with machinery expecting essentially fluids, or things designed to breakdown with minimum agitation is massive.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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My concern is for my 200', 60 year-old waste line. It's a ticking time bomb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (CDGwz)

326 Okra is good if you cook it the right way. Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

An okra is a little green devil's horn filled with snot.


If you have snot after breading and deep frying, you didn't cook it long enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (+X43N)

327 279 Robbie

Gotta think that the building's owner will hate on the idea of a "rooftop garden" on his perfectly good roof, too.

They raise dogs for food on rooftops in NORK, btw. Lotta unintended consequences right there.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Cssks)

328 Community Gardens and the Commons both require a Pender or Minder to assure no one gets two blankets.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (2LelM)

329 >322
Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.



Not good.

Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)


Is it going to be an early night? Are the walls closing in?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (sjdRT)

330 319 Did we just have the Rapture?
Posted by: joncelli


FENELONSPOKE! GRAMMIE WINGER!
Check in!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (+X43N)

Sorry. I hit refresh a couple times and no new comments appeared so it seemed like a reasonable conclusion. At least to me. Which isn't saying much. Maybe I'll work at work now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

331 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.
Posted by: shawnkillinger


An early night.

Posted by: Bull Whip at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Z04f8)

332 We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday.
The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for
an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019

*
*
. . .


I've loved and lost several cats. The one who was with me longest, Arizona the red tabby part-Maine Coon, lived to be 16.5. I got him through liver disease and was treating his diabetes when he developed a tumor near one of his eyes. It was clearly time to let him go. As the vet came to him to administer the last shot, he turned his big shaggy head and growled -- at her. Courage and nerve to the last.

People kept thumping around upstairs that night. I wanted to shoot somebody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (ClOmq)

333 Can you imagine 10M New Yorkers flushing three of those a day down the shitter"

Do people actually flush 'em? Cause most "reports" of muni water system issues turn out to be ...

(the midwest case of lawsuit being dismissed due to lack of actual damage comes to mind...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)

334 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.

Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

Little man? Why, thank you for noticing. Yes, I've lost weight. Oh, you meant my dingus....--Jerry GoNadler.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (m79Dg)

335 Okra is good. I have no idea what fucking rutabaga tastes like.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Iz like beets. Tastes like woody dirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (+X43N)

336
Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)






THE SKY IS FALLING!
THE SKY IS FALLING!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (veoSD)

337 Lovely. But , no sniper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (RPo5A)

338 O Noes! 44%???!!!

Game over, man! Game over!

*eye-roll*

My advice, ignore the polls, all of them. they're grade A shite.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (xPJvm)

339 320 Okra is good. I have no idea what fucking rutabaga tastes like.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (2LelM)

Probably not too good. Try the regular rutabaga instead.*



*Yes, I'm going to work now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

340 44% on Rasmussen"

Nope.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (6qErC)

341 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.
Posted by: shawnkillinger



I guess everyone that was vocally supportive of Trump and out their in their MAGA hats just flipped to the generic Democrat challenger. I know I'd greet their poll takers with a loving embrace myself. /s

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (40mSG)

342 >>If you have snot after breading and deep frying, you didn't cook it long enough. Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (+X43N)

Too much like work.

(white privileges a minority, takes his fried chicken).

Tastes like....victory.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

343 315 "U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, Northern District of California, who had previously ruled that Felarca's lawsuit was "entirely frivolous," wrote in his ruling awarding legal fees to Judicial Watch that Felarca and her co-plaintiffs' First Amendment claims were "premised on the obviously baseless assumption" that the First Amendment condemns the speech of some while condoning the ideological missions of others."
====
Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (CDGwz)


Now that's what I call a royal smackdown! Awesome.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (b7IdW)

344 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.
Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)
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It's 46 today, but there was a rather significant drop over the past week. The only recent thing that has changed is the Iran quasi-war scenario, which might have a few people a bit skittish.

Posted by: theATL at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (O8mjU)

345 People kept thumping around upstairs that night. I wanted to shoot somebody.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Pay no attention, it was just a late night romp.

Posted by: George and Marion Kirby at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (CDGwz)

346 okra is inedible, oysters are good.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM


****

Zod is wise! Zod is good.

The people said Hail Zod!

Zod said Hell Yes!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (0tfLf)

347 Holy crap, 44% of America was willing to not only speak to a pollster but openly admit to supporting Trump?

Pause to appreciate how sad that is in a time of record employment, stock gains, and peacetime.

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (P+oTY)

348 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

349 Google sez...hey man Huawei is cool after all.

Fuck those guys in particular

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (FiUMj)

350 Looks like Steven Crowder's dog Hopper.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (6scVQ)

351 >>331 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

You'll know that the Democratic operation is reaching peak optimal when polls look like this:

Trump 44%, Biden 87%.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)

352 awww love the painting

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (dm05u)

353 345
People kept thumping around upstairs that night. I wanted to shoot somebody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

-----------



Pay no attention, it was just a late night romp.

Posted by: George and Marion Kirby at May 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Salacious! Atrocious! Shocking!

Posted by: Cosmo Topper at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)

354 So... black folk can't grow cauliflower????

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (sJ0GE)

Nope. She claims it's why many "communities of color" are resistant to environmentalism because it's been presented to them through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)

Nobody thinks like that. They just memorize the narrative and pat themselves on the back for being a vegetable.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (m79Dg)

355 348 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

__

So 40/30 D/R split?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)

356 I like okra in gumbo.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (sjdRT)

I hate picking okra out of my gumbo.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (e46OR)

357 doogeh looks like he's angling for a treat.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (8D42x)

358 Salacious! Atrocious! Shocking!
Posted by: Cosmo Topper
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You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (CDGwz)

359 >>Zod said Hell Yes! Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (0tfLf)

Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.

There Will Be Old Bay.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

360 Snow falling here right now. People are whining like it's the end of the world. But I'd much rather have snow in May than devastating thunderstorms with hail, flooding and tornadoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (xPJvm)

361 358
Salacious! Atrocious! Shocking!

Posted by: Cosmo Topper

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You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

I identify as 29. Nowadays that's all that counts!

Posted by: Cosmo Topper at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (ClOmq)

362 331 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.


___

46% today. 44% yesterday. 50% last week

And this is why i take Ras with a yuuuge grain of salt. I don't think approval swings that much in such a short period of time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (FiUMj)

363 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

Other pollsters should have changed to be more like Rasmussen. Rasmussen was one of the few anywhere close to right in 2016.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

364 You're not really 29, are you?"

It's a doozy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)

365 >>I hate picking okra out of my gumbo.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (e46OR)

You're only picking out the devil-horn. The snot remains in the gumbo.

"As a thickening agent," we're told.

Whatever. As snot.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

366 363 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

Other pollsters should have changed to be more like Rasmussen. Rasmussen was one of the few anywhere close to right in 2016.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

==========

And Ras got it really wrong in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9cans)

367 The thing about oysters is you don't want to just slide the glop down your throat as if it's a grossness challenge.

You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

368 333
Can you imagine 10M New Yorkers flushing three of those a day down the shitter"



Do people actually flush 'em? Cause most "reports" of muni water system issues turn out to be ...



(the midwest case of lawsuit being dismissed due to lack of actual damage comes to mind...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)


What...do you save them?

Most reports of fouled machinery are related to crocodiles.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (ymnmz)

369 Ugh!

Just heard Romney's Amash comments on local radio.

What a weak,whiny weakling trying to act like THE ADULT (Cuck) in the room.

Here's an incredibly accurate imitation of the Cucktastic Mr Rombley:

*weak, calm cuck voice*

Well, now I don't agree with my wife taking a new bull as her lover. I don't agree that she's met the bar for dissatisfaction with my sexual fumbling and impotence in the face of her hairy crotch-monster.

But, it it a courageous statement! And I respect her right to take such a lover...though I don't believe I she has met the proper condition for such action.

(end of incredibly realistic imitation of Mutt Rombley's Amash statement and general political philosophy)

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9X624)

370 Cooked poll numbers 1.5 years from a vote are nothing more than the chattering classes generating stories to chatter about like an ouroboros made of bullshit.

Ignore.

Stay focused on winning. You don't win by crunching numbers like a bunch of Robbie Mook type nerds. You do it by staying on message and fighting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (eCDlQ)

371 >> 298 There is no right way to cook cauliflower.

LOL. How true. Cauliflower is just broccoli made from packing foam.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (o2vOl)

372
It's a doozy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019

*
*
. . .

What is it the youngsters say nowadays? "Twenty-three skiddoo"?

Posted by: Cosmo Topper at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (ClOmq)

373 Other pollsters should have changed to be more like Rasmussen. Rasmussen was one of the few anywhere close to right in 2016.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

==========

And Ras got it really wrong in 2012.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9cans)

___

And really wrong in 2017 and 2018. 2016 was a fluke for that place.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (FiUMj)

374 Made it to civilization and back without incident.

Road to the highway was okay. Highway's outside lanes are about half flooded.

The old road to town, from the top of the hill, just wasn't there. All part of the river flood at this point.

Nicest part was coming back, the hills to the west already steaming off, so clouds, fog, forest blend together.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (s2OJe)

375 What...do you save them?"

Handi wipes? Garbage. Flushable, well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (6qErC)

376 My hell would be a place where only cauliflower, broccoli and brussel sprouts were available to eat.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (e46OR)

377 >>You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)

378 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (9cans)

379 Nope. She claims it's why many "communities of color" are resistant to environmentalism because it's been presented to them through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Not that there's anything 'colonialist' about solar panels. It's well known that native Puerto Ricans had established solar farms long before the Spanish arrived. They invented them, actually.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (CDGwz)

380 Lurker

I dunno precisely what changes RAS made-- I don't think they announced that, because their LV model (likely voter) is proprietary.

However, RAS has announced recent changes to their polling model, whatever those changes may be.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Cssks)

381 348 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)
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Rasmussen still is the only poll that uses a "Likely" voter model (most accurate), which all the other polls will switch to eventually.(they all use "registered voters" now) . So there should be a difference between them.

Posted by: theATL at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (O8mjU)

382 AAaaaaannnd, wallooed again.

Chimp is up and flinging.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=381369

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (s2OJe)

383 Polls this far out are useless. For all the millions of hours and billions of dollars spent on a 4 year campaign (and that's what we have now, a never ending campaign), elections are decided by a small group of people who don't pay attention all that much.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (FiUMj)

384 It's not like the other pollsters do better. Merely emulating a different kind of wrong is not improvement.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (J+mig)

385 Hadrian, praying for you.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (dm05u)

386

I've sat at the edge of a dock with Lizzie (my beloved Lab) in that exact pose numerous times.

The bonding experience runs both ways.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (KATBx)

387 The seven stages of grief are:

1. Desperate for Answers
2. Denial
3. Bargaining
4. Relapse
5. Anger
6. Limited Acceptance
7. Redirected Hope

Watching my Hillary loving friends I suspect they are between Relapse and Anger. The smarter ones have moved on to Limited Acceptance due to the Mueller Report. The less mature group is still stuck on Bargaining.

When I tell them that Trump did not destroy the Dem Party but Sparky did, their eyes turn into doll eyes. Spooky.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)

388
You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

The ocean is full of fish pee.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (xYwhN)

389 Rasmussen still is the only poll that uses a "Likely" voter model (most accurate), which all the other polls will switch to eventually.(they all use "registered voters" now) . So there should be a difference between them.
Posted by: theATL at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (O8mjU)

___

And that's the problem with Ras, IMO. Likely voter is a guess and based on old rules. 2018 was a good example of how out dated LV is. There were millions of 1st time voters registered who using a LV model would never have been counted.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (FiUMj)

390 >>Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.

Oysters and lobster.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (/tuJf)

391 I wonder why, when they grow prolifically like kudzu, are zucchini and squash priced at $0.98 EACH at my local Kroger. And they are smaller than cucumbers which are $0.50 each.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (q1Pj5)

392 390 >>Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.
-----------------------
Zod, most of the oysters sold there come from the Carolina coast.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (2LelM)

393 Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.

There Will Be Old Bay.
Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)


This is most of what I miss from moving to Ohio. Even Mrs Hate, who hates most seafood, can distinguish between a superb backfin loaded crab cake and a flavored breadcrumb pretender.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (y7DUB)

394 In 2016 polls were wrong as a whole. But on an individual basis, they weren't THAT wrong. Average polls had Trump losing Florida by 1 or 2, and he won it by 1. But the way people here talk about it, polls showed Hillary winning by 27 and Trump won by 19.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (FiUMj)

395 >> 388 The ocean is full of fish pee.

Yes, but unlike mammals fishes pee ammonia. It cleans the ocean right up. I wish I could do that.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (o2vOl)

396 Then again, oysters (according to Jim Gafffigan) are rocks filled with snot.
>>
In my limited experience oyster I have had are snot filled with rocks.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (ctEmO)

397 I enjoy this painting on three levels.
Upstairs, downstairs, and in the basement.

Posted by: Soupy Sales at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (Mxwco)

398 Why do I have to wipe my OZ? My shit don't smell!

sit on my Oz and tell me that you love me....spits across room and nails spitoon.
Todays guest Cunnilanusts from Harvard Medical School.

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (5IHGB)

399 The thing about oysters is you don't want to just slide the glop down your throat as if it's a grossness challenge.

I was raised on beef, about as far from the ocean as one can get.
On a trip out East, I watched my brother have a go at a steamer.
After two round trips twxt his mouth and stomach, he got it to stay put.
I opted for a burger.

Also, sucking the lobster's legs is disgusting.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 21, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

400 nood spikey monkey

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (88+cf)

401 When I tell them that Trump did not destroy the Dem Party but Sparky did, their eyes turn into doll eyes. Spooky.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN


The biggest difference between (sane) Dems and us is the (sane) Dems haven't quite figured out yet that their "leaders" have sold them out for their own gain, whereas we kinda figured out we were getting screwed quite some time ago.

When they catch up--and some have started to--look out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (AM1GF)

402 388

You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

The ocean is full of fish pee.


Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (xYwhN)
++++I swallowed (shut-up) lots of sea water as a youth when I was hit with waves and rolled under. Not a good taste.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (EjlXc)

The Morning Report - 5/21/19

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Good morning kids. Tuesday's here so here we go. Continuing on from yesterday, we have now what has devolved into a two-headed beast, where the Democrat-Left-Media Complex continues its coup/smear campaign to take down President Trump while covering up the crimes of the plotters that the other Siamese twin is attempting to fully expose to the American people. The President has instructed former White House counsel Don McGahn to ignore a House subpoena while an Obama-appointed hack-in-black has decreed that the President must turn over his financial records so that the Democrats can sift through them to manufacture evidence for an impeachment proceeding.

In the real world, two essays ask two key questions as to the origins of the Steele Dossier as well as why did Obama allow Comey to brief Trump about the Russky prostitute fable? The short answers are that a) considering the key players involved were all from or associated with the British intel community, it appears that John Brennan intentionally skirted American proscriptions on CIA spying of citizens by hiring the Brits to do the spying for him and that b) Comey briefed Trump as a pretext for giving the dossier a veneer of legitimacy for the press to run with, since by itself, even they were dubious/skeptical of its veracity. But read the links as you'll want to get every last drop of information. Lastly, Justin Amash's brazen hatred and stupidity got him more than he bargained for; the love and admiration of his fellow "Palestinian" from Dearbornistan and a primary challenger. At this point, I don't care if it's the illegitimate love child of Todd Akin and Christine O'Donnell - whoever it is gets my full-throated endorsement.

To the border where Trump's new pick to head ICE said some rather disparaging things about the President early on in 2017, and yet he is seemingly fully on board as of now with the President's immigration agenda and the border wall. Elsewhere, a legitimate asylum-seeker backs Trump's policies 100%, the LA Times is reporting that pregnant illegals are being turned back, presumably as a way to smear him and us as cruel, heartless, racists raping the Emma Lazarus Poem what doubles as proof of open borders, and lastly, despite what the national Leftist leadership and candidates will tell you, the reality of releasing hordes of border jumpers into the interior of the nation is not appreciated by either side of the divide. All politics indeed is local.

Dem Scandal Sheet and Joo-Hatred: A headline likely to be buried in the media, Rancida Tliban's Holocaust comments as propaganda and a Dem Virginia lawmaker has ties to anti-Semitic groups. Along with the Democrat Party itself. And moving on to Civil War 2.0, PA Democrat thug, the bearded clam known as Brian Sims apologizes... for not ripping the arms off the old lady and beating the two teenybopper pro-life kids to death with them.

Politics: President Trump held another rip-roaring rally yesterday, this time in PA where a few people passed out from the heat while enjoying the President boosting America and ripping the Dems, PDT slams Bernie's candidacy and record, Dem 2020 hopefuls turn to John Brennan of all people for Iran advice, Fauxca-Has-Been is now Ruthless Westheimer, Ed Markey faces a primary challenger, and a few good essays on Trump winning on race, the Dems' descent into madness and Daniel Greenfield on the Left running on nothing but conspiracies.

First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Twitter silences critics of Al Jazeera's Holocaust deniers, coordinated anti-Trump campaign uncovered at Instagram, Josh Hawley looks to cut off Big Brother Tech's information gathering on all of us, Chris Wallace let Mayor Buttplug smear his own network and colleagues and said nothing, and fat fool Brian Stetler attempts to rip Mark Levin's latest work and winds up proving the very premise of the book. Nice work, lumpy.

Abortion: Joe Bidet was for the Hyde Amendment before he was against it, Mittelschmerz Romney openly blasts Alabama baby protection law; funny, I don't recall hearing a peep out of him when NY and VA gave standing ovations to their infanticide laws, and G0d bless Alabama indeed. Hey, you think this is not smart politically or it will enrage the mythical independents/undecideds? What about the aforementioned baby-killers? Sorry. They started it, and we will finish it. It's a winning issue.

Foreign Affairs: Farsicle Farsi opens pie-hole and demands respect or something, US intel warning on Iran surprise attacks in the Gulf (considering the legacy of Clapper and Brennan, as well as the run-up to Gulf War 2, I am wary), despite Trump's bluster, his words about our military-industrial complex indicate a more cautious approach, Huawei exec under house arrest, or mansion arrest, two more essays on the Aussie election win for conservatives, Switzerland goes to grab guns and will live to regret it, Italy's PM Salvini is dead right, and Qatar affirms its status as a terrorist lover.

Speaking of terrorism, sad trombone for Hezbollah as Trump's cutting their money sources off has forced them to make cutbacks (M-80s < Semtex), and a French shrink confirms the myth of the mentally ill jihadist.

Domestic News: Elderly, disabled USGS employee harassed at work for supporting the President, that California housing edict that would ban zoning for single family homes is now on hold until after 2020 (must be polling horribly, even there), on New York's own insane zoning laws and the shit-holes they engender, and NY State's madness on energy policy.

The Economy: Three on the China-US Trade Battle where Huawei is hit with export controls (long overdue we stop giving away our high tech secrets to an imperialist enemy), economist is dead right on Trump reordering the globalist madness and making America predominant again, and the Chi-Coms are threatening an embargo of rare earth metals, which would redound badly on them. Also, Philly's crazy tax on soda goes totally flat and Kamala-Toe seeks to punish corporations over the myth of a gender pay gap. All the evidence shows it's virtually non-existent but never let a talking point go to waste.

Healthcare: Nightmare situation at Houston hospital, measles is breaking out all over and Gavin Newsom's healthcare for illegal aliens as legal citizens suffer.

Education: LA Mayor Garcetti spews some sort of open borders drivel at a graduation ceremony.

Red Greens: Candidate with no shot in hell Michael Bennett thinks topping out the Green New Luddite Plunge at $10 Trillion will make him electable.

Real Science: India and China are serious about mooning a man on the land.

Hither and Yon: Confirmed - Donald Trump has made America less racist, a gaming journalist goes SJW, Christian Toto calls for a new Invasion of the Body Snatchers for the "woke" generation, and finally the tongue-in-cheek confessions of a former white supremacist.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:52 AM




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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (yQpMk)

2 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (mpXpK)

3 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 07:54 AM (sBm2i)

4 morning JJ wtfo??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

5 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 21, 2019 07:54 AM (HglkS)

6 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 21, 2019 07:55 AM (kZUVU)

7 Why is Jerry "the Hutt" Nadler allowed to appear in front of TV cameras?

There should be warnings about that shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2019 07:55 AM (sm6Pk)

8 In the real world, two essays ask two key questions as to the origins of
the Steele Dossier as well as why did Obama allow Comey to brief Trump
about the Russky prostitute fable?


The Democrats knew it was BS but the pushed it anyway.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (mpXpK)

9 Mittelschmerz Romney: "I Don't Support the Alabama Law"


This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (yQpMk)

10 When Jerry Nadler sits around the House...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

11 Zod sans souci.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (Bdeb0)

12 Medical malpractice is always alarming.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (mX8Vr)

13 The more pregnant illegals are turned back, the happier I am. They should ALL be turned back or deported before they can push out a citizen and bring the whole family for benefits!

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 07:57 AM (U7k5w)

14 First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Twitter silences critics of Al Jazeera's Holocaust deniers, coordinated anti-Trump campaign uncovered at Instagram



The muzzie terrorists are now controlling Twitter.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:58 AM (kBI9E)

16 Morning Morons. Another beautiful day in Trump's America

Posted by: IanDeal at May 21, 2019 07:58 AM (lB9A8)

17 Obama Hack-in-Black Judge Backs Congressional Subpoena of Trump's Financial Records


Well I said this was coming as soon as I found out the subpoena ruling would be handled by an Obama judge. All Obama and Clinton judges should be removed from the bench.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

18 Yay, morning thread!
Oh. . . that's a lotta links.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:00 AM (W+vEI)

19 Was the Steele Dossier a Crown Operation?

I always thought it was a Scankles operation.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

20 All Obama and Clinton judges should be removed from the bench.

And peed upon.

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 08:00 AM (kBI9E)

21 Willowed, because, of course.

Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Doesn't matter when you have converts, aka, traitors, like John Brennan.

Born North Bergan, NJ.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:00 AM (+X43N)

22 I would like to sandblast the Lazarus poem off the Statue's pedestal, in fact if the fucking statue means we have to take all that want to come, ship the bitch back to France.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:00 AM (U7k5w)

23 I'm goin' to Alabama with a speculum on my knee.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 08:01 AM (5IHGB)

24 I thought Mormons were pro-life. It seems there's something wrong with Romney.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 08:01 AM (JgA4k)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

26 I read the content.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

27 top 30, I'll take it.

Happy Taco Tuesday, all.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:01 AM (951Yv)

28 And Good Morning, everyone.

Happy Tuesday!!!!

Hope the storms did no harm down southward US overnight.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

29 23 I'm goin' to Alabama with a speculum on my knee.....
Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 08:01 AM (5IHGB)


"... But smear my face in bootblack,
and carry me to ol' Virgin-eee..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:02 AM (zBaqJ)

30 Chris Wallace Sat There Like Potted Plant as Mayor Buttplug Ripped Into Fox News Primetime Hosts


Headline link at BB asks 'what's going on with Fox' leading into the story about Butthead. Fox has been drifting further left for a long time. And that Butthead event was hosted by one of the most liberal newsreaders around, Piss Wallace.


https://tinyurl.com/y5falfkj

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

31 All Obama and Clinton judges should be removed from the bench.

And peed upon.
Posted by: JT


If it were somehow determined that Obama's publicly accepted status as a "natural born US citizen" were fraudulent, thus his Presidency was illegitimate, I wonder if anyone would have the 'nads to go the full distance and say that any appointements he made are illegitimate, too.

Sadly, this may be the only way to properly clean house. And even if the evidence was served up on a silver platter, too many would allow it to pass.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 08:02 AM (lLeln)

32 One leetle detail I can't get my head around, is under what warped set of reasoning does St Comey privately briefing the President-Elect on ANYTHING make the topic into legitimate news that Creep Clapper can report to his buddies at CNN?
Seems like both Comey (by accepting the "mission") and Clapper (by releasing information subject to Executive Privilege)are guilty of dereliction of duty at the very least/ That's a jury I'd like to be on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:03 AM (3hr5B)

33

Speaking of stooges...


The Two Stooges - a limerick

At the sound stage they're ready to go
But the star of the day didn't show
The others showed early
Both Larry and Curly
But dammit there just ain't no Moe!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:04 AM (m45I2)

34 Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 08:02 AM (lLeln)

My good man, THAT's NOT who WE are!

Posted by: Commissar K Rover at May 21, 2019 08:04 AM (3hr5B)

35 House Dems are not just getting Brennan's advise on Iran, but $#%@ Wendy Sherman's.

She led not only the Iran deal, but the N Korea nuke deal for Bill Clinton. The best advice should be to do the OPPOSITE of whatever Wendy Sherman would. She's a Jamie Gorelick mini-me (having a hand in DC failures).

I suppose it would go without saying that Brennan and Sherman are likely on Iran's payroll?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:05 AM (W+vEI)

36 Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 08:02 AM (lLeln)

My good man, THAT's NOT who WE are!
Posted by: Commissar K Rover


It's who I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:05 AM (+X43N)

37 "something wrong with Romney." Ya think? I LOL every time I read "Mittelschmertz."

Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 08:06 AM (KOCKb)

38
Brennan knew even he could not legally use the CIA to spy on an American citizen. So he hired a willing MI-6 to do the dirty work for him.

And when even the media wouldn't run with the dossier, Comey telling Trump about it made it a news item that they could then include because Comey briefing Trump made it, or gave it a veneer, of legitimacy.

Bastards and traitors all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:06 AM (zBaqJ)

39 guten morgen horden

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 08:07 AM (dm05u)

40 More Noos; today is Tuesday, May 21, 2019. On this day in 1881 the American Red Cross was established by Clara Barton in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

41 Enjoy your Birfday Sefton.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2019 08:07 AM (flINI)

42 LL is now accusing Comey of lying. Liar accusing liar of lying.


https://tinyurl.com/y66yo69l

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

43 Senior House communists are saying Peelousy will not be able to hold off impeachment. Let them try it. I doubt if even all the Communists will vote for it. And it hasn't got a chance in Hell of 2/3 vote in the Senate.


https://tinyurl.com/y67pajjj

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

44 Attorney General William Barr said that his handling of the Mueller report and its aftermath is rooted in a desire to defend the power of the executive branch rather than personal support for President Trump.
"I felt the rules were being changed to hurt Trump, and I thought it was damaging for the presidency over the long haul," Barr told The Wall Street Journal in El Salvador in an interview published Monday, where he traveled last week to boost support for Trump's policies toward the violent street gang MS-13.



Of course, the Dems always change the 'rules' under a Republican President. They did the same thing for Bush.


https://tinyurl.com/yylsj42u

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

45 Stop. Just stop, disrespecting Larry Fine.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (14qvS)

46 Butthead pushes four new tax hikes during campaign stop.


https://tinyurl.com/y5vz52eu

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

47 Emma Lazarus was as left as you could be for her day, and communist leaning workers groups were spawned in her memory. It's time to credit her with the Marxist leanings that were hers, instead of turning her into an American patriot, which she was not.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (U7k5w)

48 Ramirez (repeat)

https://tinyurl.com/y2gusmdq


And that's it for today. Not much out there today.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

49 LL was the AG at the time of the bogus FISA application. She is up to her eyeballs in this shit.

Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 08:09 AM (KOCKb)

50 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2019 08:10 AM (438dO)

51 And when even the media wouldn't run with the dossier, Comey telling Trump about it made it a news item that they could then include because Comey briefing Trump made it, or gave it a veneer, of legitimacy.

Bastards and traitors all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:06 AM (zBaqJ)

See my 32, in what world does releasing the details of a private briefing from the senior FBI official to the President-Elect give a veneer of legitimacy to that leak.

Wall, optional blindfold, lock and load!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:10 AM (3hr5B)

52 Mitt's stance on the Alabama law confuses me. Isn't the Mormon church pro-life?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

53 Happy Tuesday morons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 08:11 AM (ePLen)

54 49
LL was the AG at the time of the bogus FISA application. She is up to her eyeballs in this shit.


Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 08:09 AM (KOCKb)

And her and the Democrats in the House knew it was all BS but they just has to "get "Trump

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

55 The Mormon church was anti-black before it was pro-life.

Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 08:11 AM (KOCKb)

56 "Heartless". The chemjeff reaction to Trump's planned immigration policies, except Jeff never got over it and flounced, not pounced, out of here.

The crisis at the border is now so yuge that Jeh Johnson the red diaper baby and Cuck Schemer are admitting to it. Not that Chuck is gonna help, oh no, but he has paid a little lip service in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 08:12 AM (Z4rgH)

57 Wall, optional blindfold, lock and load!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Wall is optional too.
South Vietnamese police chief proved that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:12 AM (+X43N)

58 >>See my 32, in what world does releasing the details of a private briefing from the senior FBI official to the President-Elect give a veneer of legitimacy to that leak.

When the whole thing was a setup just to give the opportunity for a leak.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:12 AM (/tuJf)

59 "Mittelschmerz Romney: "I Don't Support the Alabama Law""

Was anyone asking you to?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 08:12 AM (hLRSq)

60 52 Mitt's stance on the Alabama law confuses me. Isn't the Mormon church pro-life?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)


gw: I think Mitt is just about as much of a Mormon as you are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:13 AM (3hr5B)

61 And all of that shit is leaking out now, question is will the MFM cover it or have people got to see it in the blogs?

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

62 49: True, but ultimately it all boils down to bribes and those who thrive on that part of the DC culture. I was very pleasantly surprised when Don Jr. nailed it so well when he asked "what does Hillary sell?" when the left questioned Trump's money. She, like so many others, peddle influence for big bucks. This is all about money.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:13 AM (U7k5w)

63 Howdy doodles.

I'm not saying we've had a lot of rain lately...

...but the fellow next door with the big zoo full of critters is building a rather large boat in his back yard....

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 08:13 AM (jTv1/)

64 Larry Fine probably wouldn't want to be in the same room as those Palestinians.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:14 AM (U7k5w)

65 Wall is optional too.
South Vietnamese police chief proved that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:12 AM (+X43N)


That was later in the VN game, we'll be dispensing with the proprieties soon enough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:15 AM (3hr5B)

66 >>Fauxca-Has-Been..."love advice."

She may seem like a joyless scold, but I bet when she gets a beer in her and has some time, she's full of useful relationship advice. In fact, the book titles almost write themselves.

"He Didn't Build That: Owning Your Role In The Boudoir."

"Paying Love Forward: The Thinking Woman's Guide To Fleecing A Rich Guy."

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:15 AM (Bdeb0)

67 Smash Amash

Posted by: Donald Hulk at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (dm05u)

68
The look on Larry Fine's face says it all.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (zBaqJ)

69 Mittelschmerz Romney openly blasts Alabama baby protection law
=======

What a good Mormon he is.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (vg8iE)

70 Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 08:13 AM (jTv1/)

I bought a life preserver for my pup and he's getting swimming lessons!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (3hr5B)

71 LL is now accusing Comey of lying. Liar accusing liar of lying.



This is good. Nothing breaks up a conspiracy of silence like a round-robin of finger-pointing. We need to start weaponizing them against each other.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (oVJmc)

72 Mittelschmerz Romney openly blasts Alabama baby protection law
=======

has the putz blasted the kill babies at birth laws?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:18 AM (FwN37)

73 This is good. Nothing breaks up a conspiracy of silence like a round-robin of finger-pointing. We need to start weaponizing them against each other.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (oVJmc)


I would guess that Barr will be doing that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 08:18 AM (hLRSq)

74 Mitt's the needy loser who can't stop drunk-dialing the presidency.

We broke up with you, Mitt. We gave you your CDs back. We gossiped about you to our friends. We really wish you'd just please stop calling.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:18 AM (Bdeb0)

75 So. . . the mask slipped off and revealed this:

Want to Dismantle Capitalism? Abolish the Family

Feminist theorist Sophie Lewis's new book looks at how rethinking pregnancy and the idea of family as forms of labor is central to emancipatory politics. . .

It's a central idea to feminism anyway, that mothers aren't natural entities; they're making choices to look after this other person. It's not some sort of mechanical, automatic process; it's a practice of grounding sociality.

Mothers nurture, but they also kill and abuse their wards. That's why it's so valuable to denaturalize the mother-child bond. To do anything otherwise is to devalue that work. That's the horizon that I think opens up the space for a revolutionary politics.


"gestators"
"wards"

No lol, just Get F'd.


https://twitter.com/PunishedBoomer/status/

1130288217306148864

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:18 AM (W+vEI)

76 This is good. Nothing breaks up a conspiracy of silence like a round-robin of finger-pointing. We need to start weaponizing them against each other.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:16 AM (oVJmc)


Why it's almost like having an AG that doesn't require long afternoon naps is a good thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:19 AM (3hr5B)

77 63 Howdy doodles.

I'm not saying we've had a lot of rain lately...

...but the fellow next door with the big zoo full of critters is building a rather large boat in his back yard....
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 08:13 AM (jTv1/)

...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2019 08:19 AM (sm6Pk)

78 Grabbing Amash.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:19 AM (Bdeb0)

79 Something weird and inverted about the Left's tastes and notions regarding leadership and charisma. Obama? He came across to me like a constipated mortician. Zero charisma. Bernie? It was possible to feel excitement about this Bozo-haired schlub? And now Buttlicker? What a total nondescript mediocrity.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 08:19 AM (H8QX8)

80 Leave it to the Stupid Party to keep providing a steady stream of Amashholes.

The Dems never do this. Say what you will about them but they protect their own.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 08:20 AM (3AmWB)

81 Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:18 AM (W+vEI)

Larry O'Connor said the Spanish birth certificate now lists Progenitor A and Progenitor B, not Mother and Father!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:20 AM (3hr5B)

82 75 Mothers nurture, but they also kill and abuse their wards. That's why it's so valuable to denaturalize the mother-child bond. To do anything otherwise is to devalue that work. That's the horizon that I think opens up the space for a revolutionary politics.

"gestators"
"wards"

No lol, just Get F'd.


https://twitter.com/PunishedBoomer/status/

1130288217306148864
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:18 AM (W+vEI)

They really don't give a fuck that not everybody wants their lives to be Politics 24/7.

They demand that EVERYTHING be political, non-stop.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2019 08:21 AM (sm6Pk)

83 The Dems never do this. Say what you will about them but they protect their own.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 08:20 AM (3AmWB)

they goose step together like the lemmings they are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:21 AM (FwN37)

84 Grabbing Amash.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:19 AM (Bdeb0)


I'd prefer grabbing A Mish.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:22 AM (3hr5B)

85 they goose step together like the lemmings they are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:21 AM (FwN37)

Missed my point entirely.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 08:22 AM (3AmWB)

86 >>The Dems never do this. Say what you will about them but they protect their own.

Nancy doesn't seem to have much control over the gang of 3. Those idiots keep finding new and creative ways to shoot themselves in the foot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (/tuJf)

87 >>"He Didn't Build That: Owning Your Role In The Boudoir."

"Paying Love Forward: The Thinking Woman's Guide To Fleecing A Rich Guy."





"Sexual Inequality: How to Redistribute the Sexual Wealth for Maximum Satisfaction."

"Pow Wow Now! Learning the Old Ways of Nebraskan Marital Bliss"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (W+vEI)

88 "Obama? He came across to me like a constipated mortician. Zero charisma."

A MINCING constipated mortician. And halitosis ridden negative charisma.

But we agree on your main thesis, that earflaps was a SCOAMF of titanic proportion.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (951Yv)

89 >>the Left's tastes and notions regarding leadership and charisma.

Could anyone look at Bill Clinton circa 1992 and not think: "it's not that this guy does a bad job of hiding it; he doesn't even try. In fact, he's smirking because of it."

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (Bdeb0)

90
...but the fellow next door with the big zoo full of critters is building a rather large boat in his back yard....
Posted by: mindful webworker



***********

Latter Day Noah - a limerick

Noah to the Lord, "Here's my two bits
I don't know a thing about cubits
I'm a bit in the dark
About building an ark
Could you do a How-To vid and YouTube it?"


Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (m45I2)

91 Mothers nurture, but they also kill and abuse their wards. That's why it's so valuable to denaturalize the mother-child bond.


Something tells me she doesn't take her mom out for Mother's Day Brunch.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (lwiT4)

92
Something's a-Mish with Amash...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (zBaqJ)

93 I just read that bit about the "woke" game reviewer saying that the game he reviewed was discriminatory because it showed deformed people as monsters, or something.

Well let me say what I want is a game with a lot of very pretty soy-boys wearing douchebag hipster clothes that I can take out with a machine gun. In waves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:24 AM (V2Yro)

94 The statue of Liberty was meant to symbolize the freedom that Americans had won by throwing off the shackles of tyranny in the Revolutionary War (a war the French helped us win). The lamp Liberty holds was meant to show the people of other nations the way -- not the way to come to the U.S. and mooch off Americans (i.e. the Emma Lazarus way), but the way for them to throw off tyranny in their own lands, by following the example of what Americans had done, and fighting for their own freedom.

Emma Lazarus' poem is a ludicrous piece of blather that completely misinterprets the meaning of the statue of Liberty, and never should have been placed anywhere near it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 08:24 AM (k4dH2)

95 Missed my point entirely.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 08:22 AM (3AmWB)

How so?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:25 AM (FwN37)

96 Well let me say what I want is a game with a lot of very pretty soy-boys wearing douchebag hipster clothes that I can take out with a machine gun. In waves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:24 AM (V2Yro)


Be sure to youtube the pitch meeting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:25 AM (3hr5B)

97 >>"Pow Wow Now! Learning the Old Ways of Nebraskan Marital Bliss"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (W+vEI)

"Ten Hot Tricks To Pull On His Investment Portfolio"

"The Noble Savage: A Bad Girl's Guide To Faking It"

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:25 AM (Bdeb0)

98 80: I'm sure McConnell would love to get rid of Trump and protect his Chinese money supply. There are plenty of pols (Romney) very invested in outsourcing, and plenty more devoted to illegal cheap labor. The Stupid Party (GOP) will keep cranking out Amash types. His family probably still has ties to the ME as well

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:25 AM (U7k5w)

99 93 I just read that bit about the "woke" game reviewer saying that the game he reviewed was discriminatory because it showed deformed people as monsters, or something.

Well let me say what I want is a game with a lot of very pretty soy-boys wearing douchebag hipster clothes that I can take out with a machine gun. In waves.



Antifa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:26 AM (oVJmc)

100 Serious question. On what grounds legally do the Democraps have to demand (and get) Trump's financial records? It is straight up, pure harassment.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:26 AM (JoUsr)

101 22 I would like to sandblast the Lazarus poem off the Statue's pedestal, in fact if the fucking statue means we have to take all that want to come, ship the bitch back to France.
Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:00 AM (U7k5w)

it is not on the Pedestal. It is a little plaque in a room off the side.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)

102 Did Utah's dickweed voters think they were voting for a Senator at large to meddle in every other state's business? Voting for Romney and Eddie is the worst thing I ever did; and fuck the GOP for forcing that "Sophie's Choice" on me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (y7DUB)

103 Israel expands Gaza fishing zone amid reports of six-month truce
Defense establishment says the expansion is intended to ease the humanitarian situation in the enclave as Hamas and Israel both deny reports of a short-term ceasefire - intended to stop all border violence - being reached

Sigh. Guess who caved again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (FwN37)

104 94: She was devoted to Marxist causes, and liberating the workers from capitalism.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (U7k5w)

105 The article regarding the 69 year old disabled woman working at the USGS, that was harassed and reported for a violation of the Hatch Act by her coworkers, all because she posted pictures of our POTUS is really disgusting.
I feel sorry for her that she has had to go through this. This is just disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (RBOtF)

106 "Well let me say what I want is a game with a lot of very pretty soy-boys wearing douchebag hipster clothes that I can take out with a machine gun. In waves."

Now THIS is a grand idea.

Could also set the game up to give points when you steal a hipster's vintage messenger bag, or shave off their stupid oiled faux lumberjack beard, or light their ironic vinyl collection on fire.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (951Yv)

107 Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 08:25 AM (U7k5w)

Butt, isn't McConnell a "natural born" American citizen...

Oh wait, never mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (3hr5B)

108 Heads up to the Morons who liked the Mel Gibson movie; the book We Were Soldiers Once . . . and Young: Ia Drang The Battle That Changed the War in Vietnam is on sale today only at Amazon. I bought this book at full price, I didn't think it was that good. But your results may vary.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:28 AM (mpXpK)

109 Butt, isn't McConnell a "natural born" American citizen...

Oh wait, never mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Brennan is.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:28 AM (+X43N)

110 Actually, fighting Antifa would make a helluva Doom WAD.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

111 Could also set the game up to give points when you steal a hipster's vintage messenger bag, or shave off their stupid oiled faux lumberjack beard, or light their ironic vinyl collection on fire.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (951Yv)

Grand Theft Cuck-o?

Posted by: Donald Hulk at May 21, 2019 08:29 AM (dm05u)

112 off smashy sock

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 08:29 AM (dm05u)

113 106 Could also set the game up to give points when you steal a hipster's vintage messenger bag, or shave off their stupid oiled faux lumberjack beard, or light their ironic vinyl collection on fire.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (951Yv)

Or shove their Vape Coil down their throat.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2019 08:29 AM (sm6Pk)

114 Serious question. On what grounds legally do the Democraps have to demand (and get) Trump's financial records? It is straight up, pure harassment.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:26 AM (JoUsr)

Constitution Article VXIX: Rules are different for Republicans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:29 AM (3hr5B)

115 The Stupid Party (GOP) will keep cranking out Amash types.

Part of the Rove Big Tent strategy to create an ideologically incoherent pseudo party content to occupy a few spaces at the trough.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 08:30 AM (y7DUB)

116 >>Could also set the game up to give points when you steal a hipster's vintage messenger bag, or shave off their stupid oiled faux lumberjack beardPosted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (951Yv)

If you get the "No Mercy" expansion pack, you can choose between roles: "Soldier," where you mow 'em down, and "Commissar," where you stroll around behind a "soldier" and dispatch the wounded with your revolver. With a single shot. To the goatee'd face.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:30 AM (Bdeb0)

117 Could also set the game up to give points when you steal a hipster's vintage messenger bag, or shave off their stupid oiled faux lumberjack beard, or light their ironic vinyl collection on fire.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (951Yv)

Or shove their Vape Coil down their throat.
Posted by: Hikaru


That's not where you shove it. I want to watch them blow smoke rings every time they take a step.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:31 AM (+X43N)

118 Brennan is.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:28 AM (+X43N)

As are Clapper and Comey!

Butt, they are all totalitarians first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:31 AM (3hr5B)

119 Too late to join in on the bad songs from last night so Ima drop this here:

All those respondible for the ooga-chukka desecration of Hooked on a Feeling; no matter how peripherally involved, shoud be fed feet first into a woodchipper. Followed by their extended families as well as any person they have ever spoken with.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 21, 2019 08:31 AM (0RgH2)

120 My good man, THAT's NOT who WE are!
Posted by: Commissar K Rover

The problem, in a nutshell.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 08:31 AM (lLeln)

121 And that's it for today. Not much out there today."

Ever since the Mule Deer Report collapsed, 'murrican newz outlets have all gone "duh", as the various talking points outlets have dried up.

They forgot (if they ever knew) how to collect news...

Morning, y'all! (again) Still windy, still coffeve!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:32 AM (6qErC)

122
It's JJ's Special Day? - a limerick

Sefton- you regale us with mirth
You're one of the best on this earth
But we ARE the Moron Horde
And we never will get bored
Wishing felicitations on the day of your birth!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:32 AM (m45I2)

123 Hey BK, how's my ass taste.

Posted by: McDonald's at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (SfQwj)

124 If you get the "No Mercy" expansion pack, you can choose between roles: "Soldier," where you mow 'em down, and "Commissar," where you stroll around behind a "soldier" and dispatch the wounded with your revolver. With a single shot. To the goatee'd face.
Posted by: Zod

No Mercy +1 expansion pack.
That allows the commissar to pop soldiers who hesitate also.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (+X43N)

125 *blinks*
*looks around*
Who am I? Where am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose in life?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (NWiLs)

126 Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:32 AM (m45I2)



Nice. Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (lwiT4)

127 114
Serious question. On what grounds legally do the Democraps have to
demand (and get) Trump's financial records? It is straight up, pure
harassment.



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:26 AM (JoUsr)



Constitution Article VXIX: Rules are different for Republicans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:29 AM (3hr5B)

Congress can obtain tax records IF they have a legitament legislative purpose. The Communists are just going on a fishing expedition to find anything embarrassing.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (mpXpK)

128 103
Sigh. Guess who caved again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:27 AM (FwN37)


Seriously, what does he not get that they want to annihilate us? What does he think doing things like this will get him? Love from the Left? No. Certainly no love from Muslims.

I can't even.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (zBaqJ)

129 122
It's JJ's Special Day? - a limerick

Sefton- you regale us with mirth
You're one of the best on this earth
But we ARE the Moron Horde
And we never will get bored
Wishing felicitations on the day of your birth!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:32 AM (m45I2)


You're getting warmer...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:34 AM (zBaqJ)

130 What is my purpose in life?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (NWiLs)



I thought it was your day to conquer America. Or was it supposed to be Muldoon? Either way.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

131 Daenerys was a democratic socialist:

"(Daenerys) grows more powerful, and more sure that she is good and right. She believes her destiny is to build a better world for everyone. If you believed that, if you truly believed it, wouldn't you kill whoever stood between you and paradise?

"The world we need won't be built by men loyal to the world we have. It's not easy to see something that's never been before. A good world."

"How do you know it will be good?"

"Because I know what is good," Daenerys affirms.


You could stick the above into any stump speech by Bernie Sanders, AOC, or Petey Buttplug and it would be an applause line.

https://is.gd/vA0WdR


Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 21, 2019 08:35 AM (O7MnT)

132 On what grounds legally do the Democraps have to demand (and get) Trump's financial records?"

I'm wondering how some Dims missed out on seeing said records?

*what - you think they aren't plastered all over DC? "secrets" only exist for the dims. If there was "anything" in Trump's records it'd been A1 above the fold in the NYT long ago*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:35 AM (6qErC)

133 The Democrat House, and the Judge that was bought and paid for, are supporting the idea that a political body can seize and rifle through the personal financial records of any political opponent they feel like harrassing. Because "oversight".

well this is going to appeal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:35 AM (V2Yro)

134 >>Something tells me she doesn't take her mom out for Mother's Day Brunch.



Right?

This rad feminist wants to destroy the family by moving reproduction to surrogates: couples would outsource childbearing.

Now, someone please explain to me how it is the Right who would lead us into a Handmaid's Tale dystopia????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:35 AM (W+vEI)

135 Seriously, what does he not get that they want to annihilate us? What does he think doing things like this will get him? Love from the Left? No. Certainly no love from Muslims.

I can't even.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:33 AM (zBaqJ)

Netanyahu gets it but. right now at this moment, all he cares about is his political survival.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:35 AM (FwN37)

136 Too late to join in on the bad songs from last night"

Stick around. Guar-an-tee a bad/oldies song reference before long...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:36 AM (6qErC)

137 >>"Because I know what is good," Daenerys affirms.

Crush. Drive. Lamentations.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:37 AM (Bdeb0)

138 "Stick around. Guar-an-tee a bad/oldies song reference before long..."

Hey Billy - Don't be a Hero, aight?

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:37 AM (951Yv)

139 I think JJ's actual birthday really is in May. I hope we haven't missed it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:37 AM (aXucN)

140 Wow, what happened in Australia? The left lost big.

Posted by: dantesed at May 21, 2019 08:38 AM (88xKn)

141 Serious question. On what grounds legally do the Democraps have to demand (and get) Trump's financial records? It is straight up, pure harassment.
________________

The judge said that congress can get them if it has a legislative purpose for seeking them, and it's not up to him to look into the legitimacy of congress' request, so long as it appears legit on its face. Congress said that they need the records because they're thinking of tightening up ethics laws for executives (or some such bullshit), so the judge rubber-stamped their request. Basically, he said any pretext will do.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 08:38 AM (k4dH2)

142 I thought it was your day to conquer America. Or was it supposed to be Muldoon? Either way.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

It would be far easier to conquer Muldoon than the entirety of America.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:38 AM (NWiLs)

143 I think JJ's actual birthday really is in May. I hope we haven't missed it.



Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:37 AM (aXucN)



It'll probably be the day no one wishes him a Happy Birthday. Or makes him a coconut cake.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (lwiT4)

144 Hey Billy - Don't be a Hero, aight?"

You trying to be one tin soldier or sump'n?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

145 Nancy doesn't seem to have much control over the gang of 3. Those idiots keep finding new and creative ways to shoot themselves in the foot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:23 AM (/tuJf)


It's like catering to retards is starting to yield bad results. In fairness, AOC was the donk's version of Eric Cantor forgetting who they represent; and the GOP being completely inept.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (y7DUB)

146 139 I think JJ's actual birthday really is in May. I hope we haven't missed it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:37 AM (aXucN)

Ah, so that explains the daily birthday wishes going back the past couple of weeks. Mine already took place.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (NWiLs)

147 It'll probably be the day no one wishes him a Happy Birthday. Or makes him a coconut cake.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (lwiT4)
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That's what I'm afraid of.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (aXucN)

148 "You trying to be one tin soldier or sump'n?"

Nope. Just trying to have joy, have fun, have seasons in the sun.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 21, 2019 08:40 AM (951Yv)

149 Besides, since he was an Obama judge he didn't need a legal reason,

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:40 AM (mpXpK)

150 It would be far easier to conquer Muldoon than the entirety of America."

Just wondering where you'd plant the flag...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:40 AM (6qErC)

151 Maybe my favorite thing about Trump is the way he merrily rolls over and annihilates everything King Barry ever did.

And by the way, Hillary! is getting handsomer and handsomer.

Posted by: Caliban at May 21, 2019 08:40 AM (QE8X6)

152
Please send $1000000US and coconut cakes via Western Union to cover all modalities. And remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:40 AM (zBaqJ)

153 Did we miss your birthday, Insomniac? Happy belated birthday!

And JJ's birthday wishes have been going on for months.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (aXucN)

154 Morning all....

That's all I got.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (cF8AT)

155 Mine already took place.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:39 AM (NWiLs)



Happy Belated Birthday Insomniac. I hope you treated yourself to a cute pair of shoes.

Or was that bluebell? Either way.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

156 I thought it was your day to conquer America. Or was it supposed to be Muldoon? Either way.
Posted by: grammie winger

******


Could you clarify? Does that mean it's Insom's day to conquer me or is it my day to conquer America?

'Cause if it's the latter I need to get some shoes and socks on and maybe grab aa quick shave.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (m45I2)

157 "This rad feminist wants to destroy the family by moving reproduction to surrogates: couples would outsource childbearing."


I get the idea if there are not enough volunteer surrogates then they will be drafted.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (hLRSq)

158 In fairness, AOC was the donk's version of Eric Cantor forgetting who they represent

Sometimes I wonder if AOC isn't just an elaborate piece of performance art; a commentary on the idiocy of our politics.

She claims to have been frightened by a garbage disposal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (O7MnT)

159 I've never made a coconut cake before, JJ, but for you, I would.

So. With or without file in it?

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (aXucN)

160 Wow, what happened in Australia? The left lost big.

--

TPTB should be sensing they've pushed the proles too far left and their subjects are revolting. This seems to be happening the world over, give or take. I won't be holding my breath that lessons learned will be gleaned. I'd like to think their a hair's width away from being flagpoled. And that they should start acting like it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (JoUsr)

161 153 Did we miss your birthday, Insomniac? Happy belated birthday!

And JJ's birthday wishes have been going on for months.
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (aXucN)


I am the living embodiment, it seems, of the Billy Preston and Syreeta tune "Born Again." And again, and again, and again, and...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (zBaqJ)

162 pic of guy standing by New Colossus Poem

https://tinyurl.com/y3g88ter

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (JFO2v)

163 >>It's like catering to retards is starting to yield bad results. In fairness, AOC was the donk's version of Eric Cantor forgetting who they represent; and the GOP being completely inept.

It sounded trivial when she first started spouting off about the Green New Deal but she has forced pretty much every one of the 20+ candidates on the left to adopt it. Trump is going to beat them to death with this for the next years and a half.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (/tuJf)

164 Happy Belated Birthday Insomniac. I hope you treated yourself to a cute pair of shoes.

Or was that bluebell? Either way.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

I did not treat myself to bluebell or a cute pair of shoes.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (NWiLs)

165 Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot. +3 intersectionality.

She could up her score by one if she amputated a leg.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (Bdeb0)

166 159 I've never made a coconut cake before, JJ, but for you, I would.

So. With or without file in it?
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:42 AM (aXucN)


Sans file. And seriously, look up the Ina Garten recipe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (zBaqJ)

167 Or was that bluebell? Either way.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)
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Nowhere near my birthday, grammie. Don't age me prematurely, please. I can only pretend to be 29 for so long.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:44 AM (aXucN)

168 Just trying to have joy, have fun, have seasons in the sun."

That will lead to more, er, interesting *yeah, that's the word* art later on...

Aside tho - can't help but wonder what would've happened had Nixon grown a spine and offered "FYNQ"? I note how doing just that has caused the DCites to start pointing at each other instead of at Trump...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:44 AM (6qErC)

169 I did not treat myself to bluebell or a cute pair of shoes.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (NWiLs)



bummer




Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 08:44 AM (lwiT4)

170 their = they're

Geez, why is it that when you type fast, it's easy to mix up your words when you know the correct spelling and grammar? I'd like to find something to blame, lest I come across as somebody who slept through English.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:44 AM (JoUsr)

171 The judge said that congress can get them if it has a
legislative purpose for seeking them, and it's not up to him to look
into the legitimacy of congress' request, so long as it appears legit on
its face. Congress said that they need the records because they're
thinking of tightening up ethics laws for executives (or some such
bullshit), so the judge rubber-stamped their request. Basically, he
said any pretext will do.


Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 08:38 AM

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This is gonna be fast tracked to SCOTUS. It should be a 9-0 win for Trump but it won't be. Most likely a 5-4 nod to Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (JUOKG)

172 141Serious question. On what grounds legally do the Democraps have to demand (and get) Trump's financial records? It is straight up, pure harassment.
________________

The judge said that congress can get them if it has a legislative purpose for seeking them, and it's not up to him to look into the legitimacy of congress' request, so long as it appears legit on its face. Congress said that they need the records because they're thinking of tightening up ethics laws for executives (or some such bullshit), so the judge rubber-stamped their request. Basically, he said any pretext will do.
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Under this rule would not the executive be allowed to peruse the tax records of anyone and everyone in the legislature and judiciary? Not that Sparky and Hillary haven't already done that.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (2LelM)

173 150 It would be far easier to conquer Muldoon than the entirety of America."

Just wondering where you'd plant the flag...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:40 AM (6qErC)

More affix than plant...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (NWiLs)

174 The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.

Posted by: Caliban at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (QE8X6)

175 Sans file. And seriously, look up the Ina Garten recipe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (zBaqJ)
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If I ever need to make a coconut cake, I will. Her recipes are delish.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (aXucN)

176 BTW I think the Democrats passed that law that they can get tax records, well it has never been challenged. I think it is about to.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

177 maybe grab aa quick shave."

The world could use some 'Lectric Shave...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:46 AM (6qErC)

178 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE MAY MORONS!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 08:46 AM (dm05u)

179 JJ, cocoanut shavings are like eating lice.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:46 AM (2LelM)

180 >>The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.

If Australia is the canary in the coal mine they are in big trouble. Aussies have at least as big a AGW movement as we do and that was the core issue of the left during the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:47 AM (/tuJf)

181 177 maybe grab aa quick shave."

The world could use some 'Lectric Shave...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:46 AM (6qErC)

I dunno, I always pictured Muldoon as an Aqua Velva man.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:48 AM (NWiLs)

182 Bennett Ups the Ante, Unveils $10 Trillion Climate Change Agenda


*******

Ha! I guess positioning himself as the "moderate" and "electable" candidate wasn't getting him any traction. Tack hard left, Michael!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:48 AM (m45I2)

183 Under this rule would not the executive be allowed to peruse the tax records of anyone and everyone in the legislature and judiciary? Not that Sparky and Hillary haven't already done that.

--

I said this yesterday. Co-equal branches n'all.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:48 AM (JoUsr)

184 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Good MoRep JJ, as usual. I fully support Josh Hawley's bill to create an Intarwebz "do not track" button. Nobody likes being stalked by anyone and when we agree to a TOS, we have no input or way to modify that.

Funny how the right to privacy gives a woman the right to kill her baby, but not the right to surf the web without being stalked by a creepy business trying to sell you something. The Fourth Amendment: how does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 08:48 AM (HaL55)

185 If Australia is the canary in the coal mine they are in big trouble. Aussies have at least as big a AGW movement as we do and that was the core issue of the left during the election.
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Everyone knows AGW is caused by Kangaroos and the only remedy is to import Muslims.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (2LelM)

186 >>Muldoon as an Aqua Velva man.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:48 AM (NWiLs)

Hai Karate.

"Be careful how you use it."

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)

187 It sounded trivial when she first started spouting off about the Green New Deal but she has forced pretty much every one of the 20+ candidates on the left to adopt it. Trump is going to beat them to death with this for the next years and a half.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:43 AM (/tuJf)


When you have 20+ people going full retard, either that's how they really are or any Top Men with functioning cortexes understand they're staring down the barrel of 1984 v.2.0

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

188 180 If Australia is the canary in the coal mine they are
in big trouble. Aussies have at least as big a AGW movement as we do
and that was the core issue of the left during the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:47 AM (/tuJf)

I don't think it will have any effect on the US. The AGW scam has already collapsed in the US. The communists just keep pushing it anyway

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (mpXpK)

189 Under this rule would not the executive be allowed to peruse the tax records of anyone and everyone in the legislature and judiciary? Not that Sparky and Hillary haven't already done that.
____________________

Not the exec, but congress. So long as they assert some "legislative purpose" pretext for wanting the records, judge says they can get them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (k4dH2)

190 >>Nancy doesn't seem to have much control over the gang of 3. Those idiots keep finding new and creative ways to shoot themselves in the foot.


Add in Pramila Jayapal (sp?), another Justice Democrat. Saw her on the news yesterday saying (paraphrasing) there is no room in the party for anyone who is pro-life. She's a particularly ugly would-be tyrant.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (W+vEI)

191 BTW I think the Democrats passed that law that they can get tax records, well it has never been challenged. I think it is about to.
Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

Nope
1924 Law passed by a Republican Congress

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 08:49 AM (FwN37)

192 RE: the story about Warren . . .

I'm utterly amazed that one of the professors in my office, an accomplished fellow whose area is international trade, could say with a straight face, "Now, Warren, there's some substance there."

Of course, he thinks Trump is "stupid," so there's an explanation. But I'm still gobsmacked.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM (ClOmq)

193 look up the Ina Garten" Da Vida?



"Muldoon as an Aqua Velva man"

Hai Karate.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM (6qErC)

194 maybe grab aa quick shave."

The world could use some 'Lectric Shave...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Shave the modern way
No brush
No lather
No rub-in
Big tube 35 cents drug stores

Burma Shave

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM (+X43N)

195 The DoJ could use that same ruling to pull the financial records of every fucking Democrat in the US of A.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

196 174 The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.
Posted by: Caliban at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (QE8X6)

The AGW wave is really more of a anti-science and anti-white people movement to eliminate the liberal western culture.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM (JFO2v)

197 Hey Insom, Happy Birfday!


And JJ, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (HaL55)

198 Not the exec, but congress. So long as they assert some "legislative purpose" pretext for wanting the records, judge says they can get them.
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So some branches of government are more equal than others? How does inequality serve checks and balances?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (2LelM)

199 Under this rule would not the DEMOCRAT executive be allowed to peruse the tax records of anyone and everyone in the legislature and judiciary? Not that Sparky and Hillary haven't already done that.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (2LelM)

Article VXIX, Section 2

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (3hr5B)

200 Burma-Shavedotorg

Has every Burma Shave jingle from 1927 - 1963.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (+X43N)

201 good morning. milkshakes for everyone from BK.. ready, aim, FIRE !

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (B+t5k)

202 197 Hey Insom, Happy Birfday!


And JJ, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (HaL55)

Thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (NWiLs)

203 professors in my office, an accomplished fellow whose area is international trade"

Hmm.

Just spitball'n here, but exactly how much "international trade" has said dude actually carried out for a profit?

Imaguessing ... zero?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM (6qErC)

204 Under this rule would not the executive be allowed
to peruse the tax records of anyone and everyone in the legislature and
judiciary? Not that Sparky and Hillary haven't already done that.



Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM---

Doubtful. The Executive Branch doesn't "legislate". Only the House and Senate do that.


But it does mean the Senate could demand every single democrat's tax returns that is running in 2020 and selectively leak the bad stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM (JUOKG)

205
193 look up the Ina Garten" Da Vida?



"Muldoon as an Aqua Velva man"

Hai Karate.
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Puddin is split between Bay Rum and Canoe.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM (2LelM)

206 174 The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.
Posted by: Caliban at May 21, 2019 08:45 AM (QE8X6)

The AGW wave crashed spectacularly in Australia, and remember, the international left spent the last 6 years putting every resource they had into finding a nation where they could use the Climate Scare to take over the political landscape completely. Of course, as soon as that was done the Marxist control of all economic life would kick in, since that is really what it is all about.

And they Lost! Amazingly, with 6 years of planning and all the hype in the world, they lost! They even sent a former UN High Commissioner to Australia to personally campaign against Conservative candidates (on account of they were gonna destroy the Earth) - and they Lost!!!

Hard to think of a good military analogy - perhaps Agincourt. Hopelessly outnumbered, poor and despised, with all of the wealthy nobility arrayed against them - a total and magnificent victory over an arrogant class that couldn't understand how it happened, even after it did!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM (V2Yro)

207

As a last ditch response to climate change I suggest we implement an emergency plan to develop and distribute appropriate bikinis for hot chicks, to reduce their risk of heat stroke, and pass legislation requiring their wearing them when out of the house.

For their own safety and the good of humanity.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM (nxw5n)

208
Doubtful. The Executive Branch doesn't "legislate". Only the House and Senate do that.
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The executive and legislature both have legislative issues though.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (2LelM)

209 Not the exec, but congress. So long as they assert some "legislative purpose" pretext for wanting the records, judge says they can get them.


What about a 'regulatory purpose?' Like the IRS deciding to list bribes as a separate line item in tax returns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (oVJmc)

210 193 look up the Ina Garten" Da Vida?



"Muldoon as an Aqua Velva man"

Hai Karate.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM (6qErC)

I prefer Sex Panther.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (NWiLs)

211 >>I don't think it will have any effect on the US. The AGW scam has already collapsed in the US. The communists just keep pushing it anyway

It seems to be having a significant effect on Democrats. All of the 2020 candidates are staking out extreme positions on AGW.

Anything bad for them is ok by me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (/tuJf)

212 Puddin is split between Bay Rum and Canoe.

What? No luv for Old Spice? Sad...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (HaL55)

213 >>The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.



Heh. I'll have to find the details, but one of the news media giants just updated their style guide as follows:

old term: "Climate change"
new, preferred term: "climate crisis"

old: "climate skeptic"
New: "climate change denier"

i.e., they are not giving up, they are turning the climate hysteria up a notch or two.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)

214 Compromise. Give the House committee Barky's tax records for the last 15 years to make their legislative inquiries.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 21, 2019 08:54 AM (PbH71)

215 split between Bay Rum and Canoe."

Royalle Bay Rum. Still the bestest.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:54 AM (6qErC)

216 i.e., they are not giving up, they are turning the climate hysteria up a notch or two.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)

One style guide now uses climate emergency

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 08:54 AM (JFO2v)

217 215 split between Bay Rum and Canoe."

Royalle Bay Rum. Still the bestest.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:54 AM (6qErC)

In America it's Quarter Pounder Bay Rum.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 08:54 AM (NWiLs)

218 I'm utterly amazed that one of the professors in my office, an accomplished fellow whose area is international trade, could say with a straight face, "Now, Warren, there's some substance there."

Easy to expain - she used to be a Professor. Your officemate is simply expressing the ageless bigotry of all Professors, a belief that They Are Better than Anyone Else and Should Rule. Goes back to Plato's day.

Exhibit "A" as to why most professors are talented idiots.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (V2Yro)

219 212 Puddin is split between Bay Rum and Canoe.

What? No luv for Old Spice? Sad...
-----------------
Puddin is a gentleman not a diseased sailor.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (2LelM)

220 Hai Karate.

Haiya

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (kBI9E)

221 >>The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.

Have you ever noticed how often the green left invokes World War II as their model for the kind of effort they want to put into fighting 'Climate Change?' Let's think back on World War II a minute:
1. The Government took control of all economic assets.
2. Basic freedoms were suspended and the power of the Central Government vastly expanded.
3. The Government put people in prison (or camps) if they were designated a threat to the effort.

I can see why the left likes that model.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (O7MnT)

222 If their legislative purpose requires the financial records of a specific individual, isn't that pursuing a 'bill of attainder?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

223 RE: the story about Warren . . .

I'm utterly amazed that one of the professors in my office, an accomplished fellow whose area is international trade, could say with a straight face, "Now, Warren, there's some substance there."

Of course, he thinks Trump is "stupid," so there's an explanation. But I'm still gobsmacked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 08:50 AM
************
Time to speak up and challenge these idiots.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (RBOtF)

224 In America it's Quarter Pounder Bay Rum."

In suburban/urban 'murrica it's "Axe" or "new Old Spice" by the gallon.

Yeech.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (6qErC)

225 215 split between Bay Rum and Canoe."

Royalle Bay Rum. Still the bestest.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:54 AM (6qErC)

My girlfriend likes black dye n shine behind the ear

Posted by: Gene Wilder at May 21, 2019 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

226 Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)

Shouldn't that be

"climate change crisis denier"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:56 AM (3hr5B)

227 I can see why the left likes that model. "

You left out "Polluted like a mo....f" - "efficiency" isn't a watchword for Guv.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:57 AM (6qErC)

228 Lizzy, I saw that too. It's hysterical how they re-arrange their climate hysteria words. Just the last 3 decades has shown us that. Now, why would they do that? Because people don't believe them, and don't believe the world is ending because we aren't handing over the keys to our economies and lives to unelected tyrants. So...change up the words. Make it more alarmism. And now, start going after "deniers" by giving them a name to target for elimination and ruin.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 08:57 AM (JoUsr)

229
Hard to think of a good military analogy - perhaps Agincourt. Hopelessly outnumbered, poor and despised, with all of the wealthy nobility arrayed against them - a total and magnificent victory over an arrogant class that couldn't understand how it happened, even after it did!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM


wait....I thought it was the longbows...

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 21, 2019 08:57 AM (hx3Q8)

230 >>As a last ditch response to climate change I suggest we implement an emergency plan Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 21, 2019 08:52 AM (nxw5n)

I see a hot Earth/and I want to paint it white. No asphalt anymore/I want it to be white...

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)

231
Shaking Things Up - a limerick

Judging by some of the tweets
It's getting dicey out in the streets
If you want to have a fling
Stop by a Burger King
But beware of flying frozen dairy treats!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 08:58 AM (m45I2)

232 wait....I thought it was the longbows... "

*sigh*

And I get flack for introducing bad oldie songs....

Crossbows, anyone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

233 One style guide now uses climate emergency

They're back to that again? Well, they are big on recycling tired cliches.


There is no way that mankind can affect the weather of the whole planet and anybody with two functioning neurons to rub together knows it. It wasn't long ago that anybody who said something that stoopid would get laughed out of the bar and stuck with the tab.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 08:59 AM (HaL55)

234 It seems to be having a significant effect on Democrats. All of the 2020 candidates are staking out extreme positions on AGW.

Anything bad for them is ok by me.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (/tuJf)

A big part of the reason for that is that consultants keep producing polls which show them that Climate Change is a winning issue, that they can take power that way.

But then 54 polls in a row said that the Left was going to win the Australia election easily. Not one single poll got the actual result right, it was unthinkable.

If they had any intelligence at all (but of course they don't) the candidates who are crafting their policies based on consultant's polls would be asking themselves, "what if all of my information is catastrophically, and I am moving in the opposite direction of where I need to be going?"

But that's like expecting a radical Muslim to wonder, "What if Allah really DOESN"T want me to kill all these apostate infidels?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:59 AM (V2Yro)

235 I see a hot Earth/and I want to paint it white. No asphalt anymore/I want it to be white..."

Keith, that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)

236 If you are measuring things in less than 100 years increments it's not climate, it's weather.

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (40mSG)

237 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

Nice catch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (3hr5B)

238 I always pictured Muldoon as an Aqua Velva man.



******

Aqua Velveeta more like.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (m45I2)

239 179 JJ, cocoanut shavings are like eating lice.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 08:46 AM (2LelM)


And you know this by experience?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (zBaqJ)

240 Military Industrial Complex is really just ex-military and current military officers who are on the payroll of certain companies. Sometimes the money is direct, sometimes indirect via thinktanks, academic posts, TV gigs, future lobby jobs, etc. Go to the Pentagon and you can throw a rock and hit one.

Its not about the war part so much that annoys me. What annoys me is the incredible waste, stupid military strategies, and mission objectives they come up with. In WWII, the mission objectives were to destroy the enemy and force them to accept our moral view of the world.


Now it is more about learning about other cultures, doing teamwork exercises with our allies, while we do lots of expensive national infrastructure projects for the "conquered country". It is about the world force for good, not doing whatever is in America's best interest.

Notice how a lot of the military industrial complex was for the Obama Iran Deal. Why? Boeing was hot for it along with a few others. It was not in America's best interests, but these officers loved it because they put their loyalty to Boeing and their future employers ahead of the country.

So Trump is wrong about the Military Industrial Complex always wanting war, they want $. You notice we have not exactly been as efficient winning wars since 1945 and there is a reason for that.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (MuTTO)

241 There are several replicas of the Statue of Liberty around the country. Maybe Beto can have one erected at the California/Mexican border in El Paso to enforce his "Mr Trump, tear down that wall". Or if elected I will do it!

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (N5z28)

242 And you know this by experience? "

Yeah. You oughta see 'em shaving a coconut...

oh, wait.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

243 199
Article VXIX, Section 2

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 08:51 AM (3hr5B)


Waht
is VXIX, The constitution does not have 14 articles????

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (mpXpK)

244 The hysteria seen in AOC and others is probably a sign that the AGW wave has already crested.

Have you ever noticed how often the green left invokes World War II as their model for the kind of effort they want to put into fighting 'Climate Change?' Let's think back on World War II a minute:
1. The Government took control of all economic assets.
2. Basic freedoms were suspended and the power of the Central Government vastly expanded.
3. The Government put people in prison (or camps) if they were designated a threat to the effort.

I can see why the left likes that model.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Nothing like lighting a town on fire to the tune of 5,000 degrees to combat global warming!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (+X43N)

245 There is no way that mankind can affect the weather of the whole planet



Unless you're a shaman traveling with a fortune teller and a guy selling magic elixer guaranteed to grow hair and cure bunions.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (lwiT4)

246 It seems to be having a significant effect on Democrats. All of the 2020 candidates are staking out extreme positions on AGW.

What percentage of the electorate participates in Democrat primaries? Like 5%? 10% And they skew violently left.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (O7MnT)

247 at the California/Mexican border in El Paso"

Que?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

248 There is no way that mankind can affect the weather of the whole planet and anybody with two functioning neurons to rub together knows it. It wasn't long ago that anybody who said something that stoopid would get laughed out of the bar and stuck with the tab."

You know if you want to postulate a mechanism that could affect the entire planet, it would have to be really huge, something massive, but then something that big and powerful would be obvious, no one could miss it. It would have to be something on the order of our own Sun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (V2Yro)

249 Corporations, like Burger King, seem to all be following the same pattern. They all appear to be hiring idiot Millennials who know nothing about anything to run their social media messaging. They are routinely childish, snarkish and a**holish. It leads me to believe they're all children, or victims of arrested development who think it proper to heap their SJWism out to the public without a care in the world for the company they represent. Of course, places like BK allow it to happen, so they can burn to the ground for all I care.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (JoUsr)

250 G'mornin' Horde !

250th !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (isI7q)

251 242 And you know this by experience? "

Yeah. You oughta see 'em shaving a coconut...

oh, wait.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

Let Noxzema cream your coconut, so the razor can't.

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (40mSG)

252 >>A big part of the reason for that is that consultants keep producing polls which show them that Climate Change is a winning issue, that they can take power that way.

Probably. Also doesn't help them that the economy is smoking hot and for the most part we are at peace overseas and our influence is growing and people are increasingly waking up to how bad the left is on illegal immigration.

They have to find something to run on and a made up crisis is all they've got.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (/tuJf)

253 In the white room/with white curtans/near the station/white roof country/All-white pavements/tired starlings...

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (Bdeb0)

254 247 at the California/Mexican border in El Paso"

Que?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

yeah that's where the Germans are gonna invade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (V2Yro)

255 i.e., they are not giving up, they are turning the climate hysteria up a notch or two.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)


It's a death cult religion, using religious terms in their arguments. 'Climate crisis' is a belief system where no proof is available, no different than any other religion. They've even come up with the date of their Armageddon, 11 years and counting.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 09:04 AM (Y8PSl)

256 236 If you are measuring things in less than 100 years increments it's not climate, it's weather.
Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (40mSG)

how about 10,000?

Posted by: Gene Wilder at May 21, 2019 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

257 They all appear to be hiring idiot Millennials who know nothing about anything to run their social media messaging."

Why not? Look at who's running personnel offi...er, "human resources"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)

258 254 247 at the California/Mexican border in El Paso"

Que?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

yeah that's where the Germans are gonna invade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (V2Yro)


Chiquita Khruschev studied the Zimmermann letter. The George Zimmerman white hispanic letter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2019 09:05 AM (zBaqJ)

259 at the California/Mexican border in El Paso"



Que?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

Of course I met Texas, I was just thinking of Gov Newman and his welcoming all who come to California from where ever with free healthcare.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:05 AM (N5z28)

260 In the white room/with white curtans/near the station/white roof country/All-white pavements/tired starlings..."

Been sniffing the liquid paper again? Or was it "White Out"?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

261 257 They all appear to be hiring idiot Millennials who know nothing about anything to run their social media messaging."

Why not? Look at who's running personnel offi...er, "human resources"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)

Now it's "Talent Acquisition and Management." All companies are now modeling agencies and strip clubs, apparently.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:06 AM (NWiLs)

262 Have you ever noticed how often the green left invokes World War II as their model for the kind of effort they want to put into fighting 'Climate Change?' Let's think back on World War II a minute:
1. The Government took control of all economic assets.
2. Basic freedoms were suspended and the power of the Central Government vastly expanded.
3. The Government put people in prison (or camps) if they were designated a threat to the effort.

I can see why the left likes that model.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Paul Krugman, liberal house economist of the NYT, put out a column a few years back saying that he wished there could be a space alien attack against the planet, because it would make all of our problems so much easier to solve. And by "solve", he meant installing a command and control economy and abolishing the Constitution. The left, very literally, dreams of Fascism. That's what they want.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:06 AM (V2Yro)

263 It would have to be something on the order of our own Sun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (V2Yro)


you mean 384.6 yotta watts make a difference?

Posted by: Gene Wilder at May 21, 2019 09:07 AM (JFO2v)

264 You know if you want to postulate a mechanism that could affect the
entire planet, it would have to be really huge, something massive, but
then something that big and powerful would be obvious, no one could miss
it. It would have to be something on the order of our own Sun.


*takes a massive bong hit...*

Yeah man, it'd like, *cough cough* have to be about that big, man.

Sheesh. But when you dumb down a couple of generations, they'll believe anything their TVs tell them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 09:07 AM (HaL55)

265 yeah that's where the Germans are gonna invade."

Thought that was near Fredericksburg.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC)

266 What about a 'regulatory purpose?' Like the IRS deciding to list bribes as a separate line item in tax returns.
______________

Judges are only supposed to decide the "case or controversy" that is presented to them. They're not supposed to speculate about other possible scenarios. So the judge in this case did not go there, but no doubt if another case involving a wannabe-record-snooping IRS was before the judge and the IRS was Trump's (or any other Republican president's), we probably already know the answer this judge would give.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (k4dH2)

267 I'm OG enough to remember when it was "Personnel," not HR or anything else.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (NWiLs)

268
Paul Krugman, liberal house economist of the NYT, put out a column a few years back saying that he wished there could be a space alien attack against the planet, because it would make all of our problems so much easier to solve. And by "solve", he meant installing a command and control economy and abolishing the Constitution. The left, very literally, dreams of Fascism. That's what they want.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:06 AM (V2Yro)

Dreams of Facism could be a great album name.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (xYwhN)

269 234: To make it worse than unthinkable, voting is compulsory in AUS. There is no hiding behind polls of "registered voters" or mistakes in a "likely voter screen" or anything like that. Everyone voted. All the polls were wrong. The polling industry is either facing catastrophic difficulties in obtaining proper samples, or has been wholly corrupted to serve client/media interests.

Posted by: Revenant at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (bD2Jh)

270 yeah that's where the Germans are gonna invade."


*******

The measles germ, an' the TB germ, an' the mumps germ, an' all them other germs.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:09 AM (m45I2)

271 I'm OG enough to remember when it was "Personnel," not HR or anything else."

No one could spell "Personnel", so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:09 AM (6qErC)

272 >>Paul Krugman, liberal house economist of the NYT, put out a column a few years back saying that he wished there could be a space alien attack against the planet Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:06 AM (V2Yro)

Just when I thought I could have nothing in common with this mouth-breather...

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 09:09 AM (Bdeb0)

273 Of course I met Texas, I was just thinking of Gov Newman and his welcoming all who come to California from where ever with free healthcare.
Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:05 AM (N5z2

===

Newman!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 09:09 AM (EZebt)

274 Dreams of Facism could be a great album name.
Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (xYwhN)

Dreams of My Father covers the subject very well.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

275 Congress did pass a law that they could demand tax records in 1924. But there is nothing in the Constitution that gives than that authority. But I guess we will find out when Trump takes that Obama judge to the Supremes. And BTW, when the Constitution was written there was no income tax.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:09 AM (mpXpK)

276 While Switzerland is grabbing guns, Brazil just opened up gun ownership for civilians, and Taurus is going to start selling a semi-auto version of their military's service rifle.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 09:10 AM (J+mig)

277 256 236 If you are measuring things in less than 100 years increments it's not climate, it's weather.
Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2019 09:00 AM (40mSG)

how about 10,000?
Posted by: Gene Wilder at May 21, 2019 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

What I love/despise about the climate/weather question is that we can have a miserably long and cold winter in the US, and the left uniformly squawks "it's just weather it's not climate!!!" Australia has one hot summer day and the left switches to "OHMYGOD, PROOF OF GLOBAL WARMING! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ARGARGHARGH!!!"

That's why I love to tell leftists that cold winters are "proof" of global cooling - not because its' "THE TRUTH" but because its ammunition for when they start screaming on every warm summer day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:10 AM (V2Yro)

278 I'm OG enough to remember when it was "Personnel," not HR or anything else.

The company where I work calls it 'Human Capital.'

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 21, 2019 09:10 AM (O7MnT)

279 It seems to be having a significant effect on Democrats. All of the 2020 candidates are staking out extreme positions on AGW.

What percentage of the electorate participates in Democrat primaries? Like 5%? 10% And they skew violently left.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 21, 2019 09:02 AM (O7MnT)


And the one that is polling the best has name recognition and the belief that he is the moderate one. That the Left's base is so wound up is not a good thing for them as their enthusiasm is off-putting to the other voters that they need.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 09:11 AM (hLRSq)

280 How does RBG feel about all this...?

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:11 AM (N5z28)

281 The polling industry is either facing catastrophic difficulties in obtaining proper samples, or has been wholly corrupted to serve client/media interests.

Posted by: Revenant at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (bD2Jh)


The 'crisis' is people now routinely lie to pollsters. Aussies even lied to the exit pollsters, hence why the election results are such a massive shock. Australia may have mandatory voting, but lying to pollsters is still not a crime.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 09:12 AM (Y8PSl)

282 Dan Smoot's Apprentice #79:
...Obama? He came across to me like a constipated mortician....

I recommend "constipated mortician Barack Obama" be entered as a regular variant in the AoSHQ stylebook.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:12 AM (jTv1/)

283 **pops in quickly**

Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. One day I'll get a regular schedule and be able to hang with the Horde.

Did I see it was Insomniac's birthday?

**pushes bottle of Macallan 20 through USB port**

L'chaim, my friend!

**pops out**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2019 09:12 AM (BmxiN)

284 To make it worse than unthinkable, voting is compulsory in AUS."

Five bucks says the "stoopid 'murricans otta have voting like Australia" articles come to a screeching halt...

Time to point and laugh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:13 AM (6qErC)

285 That's why I love to tell leftists that cold winters are "proof" of global cooling - not because its' "THE TRUTH" but because its ammunition for when they start screaming on every warm summer day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:10 AM (V2Yro)

The RSS satellite dataset shows no global warming at all for 224 months from May 1997 to December 2015 more than half the 444-month satellite record.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 09:13 AM (JFO2v)

286 @198
The Courts have no problem sniffing out all kinds of impermissible "discriminatory intent" or "pretext" for hiring/firing decisions. Congressional leaders who have openly announced their intentions to "prosecute" "investigate" and "impeach" the President based on whatever they hope they can dig up, not so much.

And its hard not to be made "racist" when observing foreign born individuals who come to this country to achieve positions of power e.g. Federal Court Judge and head of Google, who clearly have no freaking sense of American Constitutional law or basic American values like free speech, limited government.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 21, 2019 09:13 AM (koNhm)

287 **pushes bottle of Macallan 20 through USB port**

L'chaim, my friend!

**pops out**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2019 09:12 AM (BmxiN)

It is the month of my birth. I keep the date vague for OpSec purposes. Thanks for the scotch, damn fine stuff!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:13 AM (NWiLs)

288 To make it worse than unthinkable, voting is compulsory in AUS. There is no hiding behind polls of "registered voters" or mistakes in a "likely voter screen" or anything like that. Everyone voted. All the polls were wrong. The polling industry is either facing catastrophic difficulties in obtaining proper samples, or has been wholly corrupted to serve client/media interests.
Posted by: Revenant


Both.
1. It's no one's business who I voted for.
2. They are trying to persuade people to vote for whomever commissioned the poll by the way they word it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:14 AM (+X43N)

289 280 How does RBG feel about all this...?
Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:11 AM (N5z2

dead tired

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 09:14 AM (JFO2v)

290 Mitt's the needy loser who can't stop drunk-dialing the presidency.

We broke up with you, Mitt. We gave you your CDs back. We gossiped about you to our friends. We really wish you'd just please stop calling.
Posted by: Zod

Yup.

That vermin said nothing about Over seer Coonman or his 'making infants comfortable'. But he whines about Trump, and Confederate flags.

The loser of 2012.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 09:14 AM (Z04f8)

291 252 >>A big part of the reason for that is that consultants keep producing polls which show them that Climate Change is a winning issue, that they can take power that way.

Probably. Also doesn't help them that the economy is smoking hot and for the most part we are at peace overseas and our influence is growing and people are increasingly waking up to how bad the left is on illegal immigration.

They have to find something to run on and a made up crisis is all they've got.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:03 AM (/tuJf)

===========

What about transgenders?!

If we don't make them socially acceptable in every way, the world will end!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:14 AM (9cans)

292 All the polls were wrong. The polling industry is either facing catastrophic difficulties in obtaining proper samples, or has been wholly corrupted to serve client/media interests.
Posted by: Revenant at May 21, 2019 09:08 AM (bD2Jh)

I actually think they are trying to get the right numbers, and they can't. That's actually worse for them - if they were biased, then it would just be a matter of removing the bias and the numbers could be believable; but if the problem is that the underlying mathematical and statistical assumptions that polling depends on are flat out wrong, then polling will never be anything more than throwing darts at a wall and pretending you're a prophet.

I've come to believe that all polling is Junk Science, which is why it can be manipulated so easily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (V2Yro)

293 The Real Clear Average of Polls is nonsense. All it takes is one or two, in the tank, wild poll result to shift the average. I watched that happen all through the 2016 election. Imagine paying for a ridiculous poll to keep the average in bounds. You've got too much money and too little message if you're doing that. Can you say Hello Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (2LelM)

294 285 That's why I love to tell leftists that cold winters are "proof" of global cooling - not because its' "THE TRUTH" but because its ammunition for when they start screaming on every warm summer day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:10 AM (V2Yro)

The RSS satellite dataset shows no global warming at all for 224 months from May 1997 to December 2015 more than half the 444-month satellite record.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 09:13 AM (JFO2v)

=========

But have you seen the fine ass models they're using?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (9cans)

295 How does RBG feel about all this...?
Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:11 AM (N5z2

dead tired
Posted by: rhennigantx


*******

She was mortified!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (m45I2)

296 The term "human resources" has always creeped me right the fuck out, the first time I heard it I thought of the Nazi at the camp in charge of turning a profit on the bundles of clothing and gold teeth.

Nothing over the years has changed my opinion.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (isI7q)

297 295 How does RBG feel about all this...?
Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:11 AM (N5z2

dead tired
Posted by: rhennigantx

*******

She was mortified!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (m45I2)

A bit stiff.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (NWiLs)

298
What about transgenders?!

If we don't make them socially acceptable in every way, the world will end!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:14 AM (9cans)

This is such a reactionary position. Now we need to focus on the needs of dog rapists and pedophiles to be truly woke.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (xYwhN)

299 Australia may have mandatory voting,"

Gets around 90 percent of eligible voters, but if you look at the actual numbers of votes cast vis a vis the vote totals for each candidate, there's a leeeetle problem - namely, that seemingly lots 'o folks write in (that's legit) something else.
Years ago some Ozzie reporter calculated that "Mickey Mouse" had more votes over the years than any of their political parties...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:16 AM (6qErC)

300 Latter Day Noah - a limerick
Posted by: Muldoon


★★★☆☆

Lost a star for no "s" at the end.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:16 AM (jTv1/)

301 Re: polling - I recall that one of the Podesta emails was a report from a consultant on how each state's polling needed to be weighted in order to show her ahead without raising flags?

It's been corrupted. It is wishcasting.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:17 AM (W+vEI)

302 Insomniac's birthday?"

Oh.

*cues up "happy birthday"*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:17 AM (6qErC)

303 But have you seen the fine ass models they're using?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (9cans)


You guys are mean.

Posted by: Brie Larson at May 21, 2019 09:17 AM (hLRSq)

304 299 Australia may have mandatory voting,"

Gets around 90 percent of eligible voters, but if you look at the actual numbers of votes cast vis a vis the vote totals for each candidate, there's a leeeetle problem - namely, that seemingly lots 'o folks write in (that's legit) something else.
Years ago some Ozzie reporter calculated that "Mickey Mouse" had more votes over the years than any of their political parties...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:16 AM (6qErC)

========

The "lolgetfucked" party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:17 AM (q80AH)

305 I actually think they are trying to get the right numbers, and they can't. That's actually worse for them - if they were biased, then it would just be a matter of removing the bias and the numbers could be believable; but if the problem is that the underlying mathematical and statistical assumptions that polling depends on are flat out wrong, then polling will never be anything more than throwing darts at a wall and pretending you're a prophet.

I've come to believe that all polling is Junk Science, which is why it can be manipulated so easily.
Posted by: Tom Servo


The only poll that matters is what goes up on the tote board and who steps into the winner's circle to take the oath of office.

Everything else is bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (+X43N)

306 After 2016 I no longer believe ANY poll.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (mpXpK)

307 How does RBG feel about all this...?
Posted by: Colin

dead tired
Posted by: rhennigantx

She was mortified!
Posted by: Muldoon

A bit stiff.
Posted by: Insomniac



******

It took her breath away!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (m45I2)

308 I am starting to think that Pelosi's House WILL vote to impeach Trump, not because it's a Good Idea but because they will not be able to restrain their hatred.

Remember when everyone, even people on the left, were saying "Don't filibuster Gorsuch! You're going to lose the fight, and you'll be throwing a way a valuable tool for nothing!" They went ahead and did it anyways, because Feelz. They're going to do the same thing with Impeachment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (V2Yro)

309 They really don't give a fuck that not everybody wants their lives to be Politics 24/7.
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That's why it will eventually have to be "explained" to them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (vg8iE)

310 I've come to believe that all polling is Junk Science"

'tis always so. Read up on Gallup and his packaging and selling of "polling" as "science"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (6qErC)

311 306 After 2016 I no longer believe ANY poll.
Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (mpXpK)

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The polls in 2018 ended up pretty accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (9cans)

312 >>How does RBG feel about all this...?

It bores her to death

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:19 AM (W+vEI)

313 There are internal polls which are normally remarkably focused on either an issue, demographic or region. All others are just foppery of what they want to hear. The death of local newspapers is probably the reason they get stuff so wrong. With every town and city having a newspaper, you had plenty of locally 'in the know' people who could toss fapping polls out on their ear. Today you have maybe five urban newspapers that probably know their blue shit hole very well but have no clue what the other 80% of America is thinking.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 09:19 AM (2LelM)

314 But then 54 polls in a row said that the Left was
going to win the Australia election easily. Not one single poll got the
actual result right, it was unthinkable.



If they had any intelligence at all (but of course they don't) the
candidates who are crafting their policies based on consultant's polls
would be asking themselves, "what if all of my information is
catastrophically, and I am moving in the opposite direction of where I
need to be going?"



But that's like expecting a radical Muslim to wonder, "What if Allah
really DOESN"T want me to kill all these apostate infidels?"



Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 08:59 AM

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Same thing happened here after Trump won. Pollsters refused to rethink what they were doing or how they were doing it. Not talking about National polls here, but about State polls, especially swing State polling.

They had clinton walking away with PA, FL, MI and WI. Every single poll before the election in those States got it wrong. And no one seems to care, at least no one in the polling business.


That should tell us something about the trustworthiness of polls in the US.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 09:19 AM (JUOKG)

315 Noxema? Take it off. Take it all off!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkpGM_MvZ2Y

Posted by: Gunilla Knutson at May 21, 2019 09:19 AM (K1IUD)

316 >> we need to focus on the needs of dog rapists and pedophiles to be truly woke.
Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:15 AM (xYwhN)

"Focus on the needs of." More passive language, not unlike "raise awareness" or "start a dialogue."

I think what you meant to say--but shied off from saying--is that we need to focus on actually acquiring dogs and children, putting them into controlled facilities, and monetizing their use.

In public policy, you have to "finish the sentence" to reach people.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 09:19 AM (Bdeb0)

317 With the trees mostly leafed out in Denver, at least the maples, huge broken limbs littered the pre-dawn boulevards, due to 5 inches of wet white snow.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 21, 2019 09:19 AM (BYUpI)

318 308 I am starting to think that Pelosi's House WILL vote to impeach Trump, not because it's a Good Idea but because they will not be able to restrain their hatred.

Remember when everyone, even people on the left, were saying "Don't filibuster Gorsuch! You're going to lose the fight, and you'll be throwing a way a valuable tool for nothing!" They went ahead and did it anyways, because Feelz. They're going to do the same thing with Impeachment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (V2Yro)

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Pelosi is better at this than Schumer, though.

I think she won't pull the trigger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:20 AM (9cans)

319 You guys are mean.
Posted by: Brie Larson"

Other day at local wally world - an even dozen of "Cap'n Marvel Action Figures" in the clearance aisle - now 75 percent off...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:21 AM (6qErC)

320 Happy happy birthday, Insom!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:21 AM (W+vEI)

321 319 You guys are mean.
Posted by: Brie Larson"

Other day at local wally world - an even dozen of "Cap'n Marvel Action Figures" in the clearance aisle - now 75 percent off...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:21 AM (6qErC)

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The movie still made more than $1 billion at the box office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:21 AM (9cans)

322 107: Being a "natural born" citizen doesn't mean he's not into foreign cash. Clintons and Bidens are natural born too.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 09:21 AM (U7k5w)

323 322 107: Being a "natural born" citizen doesn't mean he's not into foreign cash. Clintons and Bidens are natural born too.
Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 09:21 AM (U7k5w)

Natural born grifters.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:22 AM (NWiLs)

324
Other day at local wally world - an even dozen of "Cap'n Marvel Action Figures" in the clearance aisle - now 75 percent off...



Walmart had Marvel character shirts when I was in there last.


They were all pretty depleted except you-know-whos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

325 >>I am starting to think that Pelosi's House WILL vote to impeach Trump, not because it's a Good Idea but because they will not be able to restrain their hatred.

I think it's a combination of factors including a distraction from the blowback they know is coming with the full release of what happened in 2016.

We talk about it all the time so we are kind of numb to the magnitude of what the Obama administration and the Clinton campaign did but the general public really isn't very aware of what really happened.

This is without a doubt the biggest scandal in US history and they can see it coming at them and they can't stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:22 AM (/tuJf)

326 The movie still made more than $1 billion at the box office."

So did Titanic.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:23 AM (6qErC)

327 With the trees mostly leafed out in Denver, at least the maples, huge broken limbs littered the pre-dawn boulevards, due to 5 inches of wet white snow.


******

Nice! Sounds like the opening line of a Hemingway novel.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:23 AM (m45I2)

328 (plowing through comments slowly)

Insomniac #125: *blinks*
*looks around*
Who am I? Where am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose in life?
j

You forgot "Where am I going?" and "Why does it all cost so much?"

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:23 AM (jTv1/)

329 Pelosi is better at this than Schumer, though.

I think she won't pull the trigger.


She may not have a choice - I don't think she's in firm control of the caucus.

Pelosi may have been The Terminator at one time, but at this point I think age and hard living have caught up to her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 09:23 AM (tVWQB)

330 They went ahead and did it anyways, because Feelz. They're going to do the same thing with Impeachment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:18 AM (V2Yro)


That's what getting all riled up with emotion does, and the reason why I try to keep it in check - it really leads to very bad decision making.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 09:23 AM (hLRSq)

331 Congress is doing this to try to stop Trump from rooting out the conspirators.


You know what that's called...'obstructing justice.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 09:24 AM (oVJmc)

332 Nice! Sounds like the opening line of a Hemingway novel."

Ending with a bang?

*sorry*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:24 AM (6qErC)

333 That's what getting all riled up with emotion does, and the reason why I try to keep it in check - it really leads to very bad decision making.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special!


Mr Mikey, it's a boy; the first three anyway.

Posted by: Da Stork at May 21, 2019 09:24 AM (Z04f8)

334 With the Brits being briefed revelation yesterday does it mean Trump is close to releasing documents? Not too long ago when Trump threatened to release them we were told something along the lines that "other countries" asked him not to do it.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at May 21, 2019 09:24 AM (DB16e)

335 326 The movie still made more than $1 billion at the box office."

So did Titanic.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:23 AM (6qErC)

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So?

The implied idea was that Captain Marvel was a failure because its toys are selling at deep discount.

Captain Marvel made bank. The American people didn't give a shit that Brie Larson is a humorless, charismaless, misandrist. They wanted splodey action, and they got splodey action.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:25 AM (9cans)

336 The definition of a laugh riot, a new Little Ice Age breaks out as the American Troubles start.

Gee, I'm Mister Sunshine this morning...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:25 AM (AM1GF)

337 The implied idea was that Captain Marvel was a failure because its toys are selling at deep discount. "

And you'd be wrong.

The idea is that it's not the cultural touchstone we were led to believe.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:25 AM (6qErC)

338 All I know is I'd rather have a Kate Winslet action figure than a Brie Larson one.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 09:26 AM (tVWQB)

339 I used Noxzema shaving cream for years after seeing the "Take it all off" commercial. Haven't seen it in years, I assume its still around.....

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 09:26 AM (N5z28)

340 308 I am starting to think that Pelosi's House WILL vote to impeach Trump, not because it's a Good Idea but because they will not be able to restrain their hatred.
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I'm hoping they do. Landslide Trump is hoping for this as well.

I was over at a friends house this weekend. Thirty year veteran of the State Department with his friend 'Dano' the former NYC DJ and family there. I was asked who would win the 2020 election and I told them Trump by a 43-44 State Landslide. Jeebus, they all went into shock. They still do not understand that their youthful reactionary RnR beliefs are now orthodoxy and the Americans don't like it. The irony of this was listening to Dano the angry man talk about conspiracies. He doesn't understand that his whole career was to proselytize via RnR and now the kids listen to Rap and Disco Shit Hot Chick songs. I felt like I had entered Hell and realized I could not bring any of the back to the living. So I changed the subject and had a beer.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 09:26 AM (2LelM)

341 323: And they're on both sides of the aisle. Amash was born here, but he banks on China as does his papa's business. Romney's Bain was very actively involved in outsourcing. They want Trump out for very personal money issues.

Posted by: CN at May 21, 2019 09:26 AM (U7k5w)

342 All I know is I'd rather have a Kate Winslet action figure than a Brie Larson one."

Yes please!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:26 AM (6qErC)

343 We talk about it all the time so we are kind of numb to the magnitude of what the Obama administration and the Clinton campaign did but the general public really isn't very aware of what really happened.

--

Anyone heard any news about the Las Vegas shooter or the furry/cross-dresser from a couple of weeks ago?

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:27 AM (P+oTY)

344 The communists will keep at this shit non-stop because they have no other route. Sooner or later the people are going to get fed up and stop it one way or another.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:27 AM (mpXpK)

345 Nice! Sounds like the opening line of a Hemingway novel.

***

Too wordy

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 21, 2019 09:28 AM (6P9Du)

346 And I think the impeachment nonsense is just payback for Clinton. They're six year olds mentally.

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:28 AM (P+oTY)

347 337 The implied idea was that Captain Marvel was a failure because its toys are selling at deep discount. "

And you'd be wrong.

The idea is that it's not the cultural touchstone we were led to believe.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:25 AM (6qErC)

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No one thing is strong enough to become a cultural touchstone anymore.

Marvel as a whole is, but none of the individual characters are.

A long running TV show like Game of Thrones can get close, but that's because it's in the forefront of the cultural consciousness for years (much like a series of Marvel movies).

The days of Star Wars coming on the scene and deeply affecting the culture is gone. We can't wait 3 more years for the next big thing. There's another big thing coming out in theaters next week, on HBO the week after that, and Twitter has declared them all problematic before the end of the month.

And Titanic is definitely a cultural touchstone still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:28 AM (9cans)

348 Clinton as in Bill.

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:29 AM (P+oTY)

349 They wanted splodey action, and they got splodey action.


Movies are uninspiring now. Yes , I haven't been to a movie in 12 years.

Posted by: dantesed at May 21, 2019 09:29 AM (88xKn)

350 >>I told them Trump by a 43-44 State Landslide.

This won't happen. The FSA remains yuge.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 09:29 AM (Bdeb0)

351 John Rossomando @jrossman12
13m
Replying to @davereaboi
Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:30 AM (BqBId)

352 nood

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:30 AM (mpXpK)

353 I haven't read all the recent revelations, but my understanding was that the NSA global spying tool was used by all the FiveEyes guys ... and the MI5 guy might be sitting right next to the NSA/CIA guy ... they even let contractors have access ... to everything they wanted, basically.


BUT when it came to utilizing some of the (illegally obtained) spy data, they had to be more careful. So they pretended the US was not spying, it was the Brits (but actually at Brennan's, or whoever's, request) And if it went to trial, they could not use the illegal data, so they did "parallel reconstruction" of what they already had (illegally) found.


Perkins/Fusion/etc. all seem part of the scam, with a particular group of anti-American globalists getting quite rich off the whole scam ... protection racket for the oligarchs (protection FROM the likes of Trump, FROM we the people having our Republic stolen).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (Cus5s)

354 Anyone heard any news about the Las Vegas shooter or the furry/cross-dresser from a couple of weeks ago?


Or DeathTranny and MurderBoy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (oVJmc)

355 No one thing is strong enough to become a cultural touchstone anymore. "

Maybe, maybe not. I don't know.

What I do know is that it was a fun 'splody flick that wasn't the "OMGshepower" of so many in media...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC)

356 Nood art. Cute!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (di1hb)

357 And Titanic is definitely a cultural touchstone still."

And yeah, had one of those popcorn buckets around...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC)

358 350 >>I told them Trump by a 43-44 State Landslide.

This won't happen. The FSA remains yuge.
-------------------
The FSA is lazy. See the failure of Fergusson to excite them to vote for old white Senators. It didn't work. Trayvon Agit Prop did, but they were voting for a black gay guy. Choices and Lazy are the operative poles. Now throw in a MacDaddy like Trump and the DaddyMacs will show up for him. Trump is pulling 27% with blacks and 45% with Hispanics. Both demos are attracted to MacDaddys.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (2LelM)

359 The American people didn't give a shit that Brie Larson is a humorless, charismaless, misandrist. They wanted splodey action, and they got splodey action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:25 AM (9cans)


Sounds like Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (BmxiN)

360 Puddin Head #179:
JJ, cocoanut shavings are like eating lice.

Mmm. Tasty, clunchy lice.

Like lice clispies!

Posted by: mindfur webwolkel - crick fol vids at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (jTv1/)

361 Denver airport ran out of de-icer yesterday, causing huge numbers of flight CXations.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (2K1PW)

362 Yes, my last comment deserved to be willowed.

Nood mood art

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=381366

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (jTv1/)

363 its not just a shower, is it?
whats a cubit?

Posted by: Noah at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (HIasT)

364 Sefton had a slow birthing took him weeks for Mommy to let him out to play................NO CAKE for you.

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (5IHGB)

365

Following the latest machinations of New York's "energy policy" and thinking there is just enough time this Summer to ensure we (our house) is adequately supported this Winter.

If Cuomo and CO are allowed free rein then misery is going to be the word for New Yorkers both Upstate and the City.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (KATBx)

366 RE: "To the border where Trump's new pick to head ICE said some rather disparaging things about the President early on in 2017, and yet he is seemingly fully on board as of now with the President's immigration agenda and the border wall."


That is FAKE news. Morgan said that how the Administration FIRED him is what was "heartless". But said nothing about the President's policy.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (Xqo6t)

367
I was just catching up on last nights postings, and I see Ace put one up with "Game of Boners".

Best copyright that, or at least pitch it to a pr0n company to make a parody, and have them throw you a few shekels.

I'm not in a position to see if they've already done that parody...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (1hM1d)

Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/20/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Should we call it ‘Polar Vortex baby?’ It was a long, cold winter in Wisconsin and I have a cute husband,” “What can I do?” Rachel-Campos Duffy


Quote II

I understand the problems in incarcerating large numbers of people. I understand the politics and how easy it is to make a social issue out of this if we hold them. But what I don't understand is why the laws apply to citizens but non-citizens especially illegal aliens don't have to face consequences of breaking our laws. I don't understand why it is I have to fill out an I-9 to get a job and only certain state or federal ID is satisfactory and illegals have zero requirements in fact the government goes out of their way to make it easier for them. I don't understand why the TSA can make me take my clothes off and feel me and my family up at the airport but 100,000 non-citizens from god knows where can cross our border freely, get a hot meal, an airplane ride to U.S. cities and a briefing on how to apply for welfare and housing. WTF is wrong with my government??? Commenter from Maggiesfarm


Quote III

It’s to a point where it’s almost embarrassing. But I love the PGA, and I’m a past champion. There’s no way I could walk it. But I feel like I belong to play since I’m a past champion, and I just feel obligated. I really want to play. Trust me, if I could walk, I would walk,” John Daly


Quote IV

“Sports betting without question has provided a major boost to the local economy, and we believe this excitement will translate into increased revenue and tourism throughout the summer,” Caesars Entertainment regional president Kevin Ortzman


Quote V

I'm a definite, determined, and devoted pro-choice fundamental Baptist! I believe that a woman has a right, responsibility, and requirement to choose: a choice to keep her knees together or rear a child. That personal, practical, and profound choice would solve most of the abortion problems. Don Boys


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We should have picked our own cotton rayon.

Oh, my word! Angry and offended about the racial undertones of a teacher planting cotton?!?

I grew up in Northwest Florida, the Panhandle. The area where I lived and went to school had quite a few cotton farms. In fact, many of my ancestors on my dad's side were sharecroppers in lower Alabama, picking cotton in the fields for a subsistent wage. While I knew that slaves had picked cotton, I never thought of picking cotton as an activity exclusively (or even mostly) associated with slavery. Neither did my teachers.


So that dude Mike selling the Giza cotton sheets is a racist?


***


Sexual Politics? I'm so glad I'm 29, when men were men and women were women.

OK, let’s talk about “no trans” dating preferences, a recent fixation in sexual politics that often ends up in transphobic and abusive conversations.

Take, for example, a recent video by LGBTQ commentators Arielle Scarcella and Blaire White, which argued that lesbians are not transphobic if they are only attracted to cisgender women.

Trans feminists and YouTube personalities, such as Riley J. Dennis and Contrapoints, have been arguing for some time that a lack of sexual attraction to trans folks is, to some degree, shaped by societal prejudices and stereotypes. As a PhD student in sociology and a trans feminist, I am concerned about how the debate has misrepresented trans critics and led to attacks on trans feminists and activists.


***

Why would we like to advance voting in elections via the internet?

The US Department of Justice claims that Mr Golestan "fraudulently" won control of the net addresses by using many different shell companies. It alleges that he created websites for fake companies and invented the names of the people who purportedly ran them as part of his scheme. Mr [Amir] Golestan was charged with 20 counts of wire fraud in a US court this week. He has yet to respond to a BBC request for comment. The net addresses were handed over to Mr Golestan by the American Registry of Internet Numbers (Arin) - one of several regional administrators that dole out the few remaining addresses. It is claimed they were then resold allowing him to cash in.


***


Thinking about getting a new tattoo? You may want to think twice about that.

Sorry tattoo lovers, it looks like you might want to wait a few months before getting a new tattoo! The Food and Drug Administration has announced the recall of six types of tattoo inks, that are said to be contaminated with dangerous bacteria. The tattoo inks, made by different manufacturers, are contaminated with microorganisms that can lead to serious injuries and can increase the risk of infection. This since the skin barrier is broken during any procedure.


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Being a practicing Lutheran, I've been to many a potluck but have never seen a Jello salad like this.


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The DNA results reveal what we thought all along. Illegal immigrant kids are being used as pawns in the game of illegal immigration.


A DHS pilot program using rapid DNA testing at the border has found that nearly a third of Adults bringing kids across the border weren’t biologically related to the children in their custody. We’re not talking about step-parents, adoptive parents, etc., it is all about kids being used as a tool to get across the border.

Per the Washington Examiner, an ICE official told them, “There’s been some concern about, ‘Are they stepfathers or adopted fathers?'” the official said. “Those were not the case. In these cases, they are misrepresented as family members.”


***


Amazon continues with its goal for one day delivery.

Amazon Quietly Did Something Extraordinary To Speed Up Deliveries. It's Both Brilliant and Very Sad
It takes a certain sort of mind to conjure something like this.


***


The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 20 May 1946
Cherilyn Sarkasian, (Cher), American singer and actress, one-half of the folk rock husband-wife duo Sonny & Cher who had the 1965 UK & US No.1 single 'I Got You Babe'. She became a television personality in the 1970s with her shows The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, watched by over 30 million viewers weekly during its three-year run. Solo hits include the 1991 UK No.1 single 'The Shoop Shoop Song', 1998 UK No.1 & 1999 US No.1 single 'Believe', plus over 15 other UK Top 40 singles. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Even our neighbors to the north have Genius Award Winners.

Jessie Dean Kowalchuk has been transported back to Kamloops from Edmonton to face a judge for three charges of breach of probation stemming from three separate files in 2015.

Last December, Kowalchuk saw his photo being circulated by Kamloops media outlet CFJC Today as part of a weekly Most Wanted segment, said Kamloops RCMP spokesperson Cpl. Jodi Shelkie.

He then sent a direct message on Facebook to CFJC Today.

"News flash morons: I'm in Edmonton and not coming back," said Kowalchuk in part of his message, which was given to CBC by the RCMP.


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Back the blue. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

The Sunnyvale Department of Public Safety posted the story on their Facebook page.

This is what they wrote:

"On Monday evening, several of our officers responded to a medical call at a residence in Sunnyvale.

After treating the patient, the officers discovered that his wheelchair ramp was in need of some major repairs."

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Needle Point.

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14 ESPN President: "Without question our data tells [sic] us our fans do not want us to cover politics," Pitaro said.

Wut? Both of them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (if8r4)

15 Thanks for the ONT.

You interrupted a riveting boob conversation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)

16 June Gloom hits even the ONT...

the Solar Minimum is truly upon us!!!!

we're all gonna die, but at least it's NOT by "boola-boola", so we have that going for us.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (TZU1B)

17 7 Oh yes, finally!!!

Hi Honey, I'm home!
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)

Yay & Woot-Woot!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

18 2 First!!! I did it!!
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (ta49A)


No. The Russians hacked the thread.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (if8r4)

19 15 Thanks for the ONT.

You interrupted a riveting boob conversation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)


A) You're welcome
2) Life isn't fair.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

20 Well done, ALH. According to the ancient custom that I just now made up, you get to call the thread winner tonight.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ta49A)

21 That jello salad?

My DIL's mother makes that exact same one. I kid you not.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

22 Feel good story about The Guy In The Chair?


....

You know Ray was faking it for the bennies, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ct55T)

23 MOOT!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

24 Trust me, if I could walk, I would walk,

If you're not walking, you're not playing. You're simply at a driving range. I have no patience for this type of bullshit.

Posted by: The Notorious RBG at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Zo1XC)

25 23 MOOT!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

Stop the attorney talk!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

26 Amazon truly will own the world one day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:08 PM (pUDQf)

27 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

28 God, how I hate that song, I got You Babe..
Once a month, a bunch of us old band mates gather to support an old friend who runs karaoke at the American Legion..
It draws a nice crowd and I'm sure the local does well on the bar tab those nights..
But.. the amateurs (I'm a professional singer whose early married life only made the rent with my gig money in addition to my day job salary) seem to gravitate to I Got You Babe in incredible numbers with incredibly bad duos of singers!
It's still a fun night out.. but we groan when that song comes on!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (438dO)

29 If we're lucky, it will just be a Dalton Minimum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (3hr5B)

30 You interrupted a riveting boob conversation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)

We're all boobs here.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

31 A) You're welcome
2) Life isn't fair.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

Now we have to start all over again!

Oh well.

Yvette in CLUE is a prime example of great clothed boobage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:11 PM (0MVr3)

32 How many kids is this for the Duffy's? Eight? Nine? Dayum.. we all know what those two like to do. When do they find the time?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

33 29 If we're lucky, it will just be a Dalton Minimum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (3hr5B)

*kicks Hrothgar in the face*

Roadhouse.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

34 Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv

Shame too. We had just gotten to honorable mention for best nipples.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

35 28 God, how I hate that song, I got You Babe..

The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

36 Amazon truly will own the world one day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA...........
They own my garage!
Tomorrow is trash day and I just spent an hour out there breaking down Amazon shipping boxes from the last 4-5 months.. 30 boxes, I think!
Yeah.. I shoulda done this every week instead of letting them pile up.. but geeez!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (438dO)

37 . . . but we groan when that song comes on!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
________

Understandable. They all probably yearn to do "The Look" by Roxette but the guy says "Honey, you so totally look great in that dress, but I have to be honest, you don't have the pipes for that song."

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ta49A)

38 *clicks on ONT, veers off to documentary on the Franklin expedition*

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

39 Cray-Cray Rosanna Arquette had a nice pair.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (EfMCv)

40 That Jell-O dish is teh gheyest thing I've seen this evening...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (CLcKT)

41 34 Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv

Shame too. We had just gotten to honorable mention for best nipples.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

I would actually have to give the nod for that one to the blond police officer in Police Academy...3? The jump into the pool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)

42 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)


God yes.. I hate both of them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

43 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y54d9t85

https://tinyurl.com/y5puvrqp

https://tinyurl.com/y3p5zrj8

https://tinyurl.com/y4qaux6t

https://tinyurl.com/yxbr5ow6

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)

44 I'll be honest, I purposely make every attempt to buy locally, avoiding amazon. I do not want to live in a town where there are no stores, just Starbucks and nail salons.

I even cancelled Prime because eff Jeff. Asshole bought a newspaper just to shit on conservatives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

45 Remember the photo of the granny with the loaf of bread and the handgun from a couple of nights ago? I think she embroidered that saying in the bottom photo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

46 A lame remake of "I Got You Babe" is used on a commercial in heavy rotation here, and it is awful.

On their show, it seemed to me as a kid that Cher thought Sonny was a shmuck. But they think highly of him in Palm Springs for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (EZebt)

47 'It's a vagina, not a clown car!'

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (SMd3b)

48 The cloud / sunshine photo that looked like Jesus taken in Argentina is awesome assuming it was not photoshopped. Actually there have been 4 or 5 of these type of photos all over the world these past few months.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

49 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

Top notch jewelry maker and music fan.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

50 Kudos to the Sunnyvale cops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (7njPr)

51 40 That Jell-O dish is teh gheyest thing I've seen this evening...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (CLcKT)

I'd agree if I had not read your comment in the last thread about dogs.

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (0MVr3)

52 Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:16 PM (EfMCv)

53 More Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2fc2n8b

https://tinyurl.com/y6lv3732

https://tinyurl.com/y4ueks8y

https://tinyurl.com/y53p9ts6

https://tinyurl.com/y4yqecrl

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:16 PM (0Ntuf)

54 I would actually have to give the nod for that one to the blond police officer in Police Academy...3? The jump into the pool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)


Good one, but Anniston really broke ground on the nipple front. She never wore a padded bra and always asked that the set be 68 degrees.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)

55 Adrian Barbeau.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:17 PM (EfMCv)

56 G'nite! We'll Uber out to DIA way pre-dawn and hope they'll not CX our flight back to FL. It's snowing and they're CXing flights right now.

Ain't climate armageddon great?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (5+4v7)

57 Well-armed Woman #5b is poised to have an ND...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)

58 Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)

A surprising number of those lasses have decent trigger discipline. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

59 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

-----

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I have love in my tummy.

*Retch*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)

60 Joan Collins!

Just to get that one out there....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 10:19 PM (S6Pax)

61 r.i.p. niki lauda.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

62 ESPN President: "Without question our data tells [sic] us our fans do not want us to cover politics," Pitaro said.

That guy is so fired. You never look at data, you *produce* the data and badger everyone into believing it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 10:20 PM (TQyCa)

63 Aww shucks MH.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

64
The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, watched by over 30 million viewers weekly during its three-year run.

That's a lotta eyeballs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (aKsyK)

65 *clicks on ONT, veers off to documentary on the Franklin expedition*
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

Spoiler: they all died. There's some speculation that lead poisoning caused by solder used to seal the tin cans that they had for winter rations may have contributed.

A Stan Rogers song that relates to it:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (7njPr)

66 Nice ONT MH. And I hate Cher with a thousand suns but that video was a jaw dropper that this teenager (at the time) watched repeatedly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (+ldAm)

67 60 Joan Collins!

Just to get that one out there....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 10:19 PM (S6Pax)

Edith Keeler Must Die

Posted by: Spock at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

68 Pete Buttagig looks like a middle manager at Franklin Covey Motivational Training.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (SMd3b)

69 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


"Having my baby."


Cringeworthy.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

70 69: quoted for truth. fucking awful.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

71 25 23 MOOT!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

Stop the attorney talk!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

72 Sonny and Cher are forever etched in Hollywood history for Groundhog Day alone.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

73 66 Nice ONT MH. And I hate Cher with a thousand suns but that video was a jaw dropper that this teenager (at the time) watched repeatedly.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (+ldAm


Not a fan here either. But, the music history was sparse. And I figure those 2 videos would garner some commentary.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

74 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women

I will gladly take those off your hands. Here, have We Are The World as payment...

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (jOEDM)

75 Haven't the tranny brigade already tried the 'let's force straight men to not sexually discriminate against us or else' angle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)

76 >>The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women


I'll take both on alternating repeat as long as I NEVER hear Wild Horses or Angie, ever again.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (488xF)

77 Wow Yankees come all the way back. 4 in the ninth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (Y+V3r)

78 Hmmm, worst song of all time?

Either DOA or 'Daddy, please don't go.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (0MVr3)

79
You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)


Well SOMEBODY needs to be!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

80 Say, did that jello salad have a face-sized spider suspended in it?

Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (kQ8nA)

81 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

82 Damn, the Rolling Stones had some shitty songs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

83 >>Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever?


Any song Bob Dylan is singing will do.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (488xF)

84 LadyL
Nurse will take care of Insomniac.
I suspect bossing will be done. Gently and kindly.
She and Mark ran the MoMe really well.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (5U303)

85 Before Cher opened her political pie hole, I thought she was pretty talented. Even liked her in Moonstruck and that silly movie with the conjoined brothers.

And the Turn Back Time video. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (pUDQf)

86 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?

Yes, jump on in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

87 I had forgotten how bad "Angie" was.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)

88 81 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)


Yes. I'm seeing some beauts mentioned here.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

89 Hey everybody.

I've been reading a series at the music site Stereogum called The Number Ones, where a writer is reviewing every Billboard #1 song from 1958 to the present. 1 is the worst, 10 is the best.

The writer, Tom Breihan, just gave a 1 to Ray Steven's hit from 1974, The Streak. I gotta say, I agree with Tom. But then 1974 seems to have borne a bumper crop of not-so-great tunes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

90 I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa.

I hope the person that wrote/sang that died broke.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (kRPTw)

91 God, how I hate that song, I got You Babe..


I think everyone, especially musicians have that *one* song that they can't stand.

I have one friend (bass player) that will walk out of the venue if "Mustang Sally" is played.

A steel guitar player friend absolutely loathes "Sweet Home Alabama".

For me, it's "Love Shack".

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (OMsf+)

92 Drunk ass me is now in the yard watching m'doggie doing zoomies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (JgA4k)

93 The Sonny and Cher Variety show was pretty good from what I can remember as a 10 or 11 year old.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (2DOZq)

94 We can haz ONT?


Western civilimization may not be dead, yo.

Posted by: Miklos, incoherent aspiring Miklos at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

95
75 Haven't the tranny brigade already tried the 'let's force straight men to not sexually discriminate against us or else' angle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)


Date us -- we're hawt!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (pNxlR)

96 Damn, the Rolling Stones had some shitty songs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM


So didn't The Beatles... To wit: 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road'!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (CLcKT)

97 >>The writer, Tom Breihan, just gave a 1 to Ray Steven's hit from 1974, The Streak. I gotta say, I agree with Tom. But then 1974 seems to have borne a bumper crop of not-so-great tunes...


They got a running start in 1973.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (488xF)

98 76 >>The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women


I'll take both on alternating repeat as long as I NEVER hear Wild Horses or Angie, ever again.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (488xF)


The first band my brother was in the lead guitarist was big Stones fan, B.S. and HTW were practiced over and over and over and over and over again.

I would have settled for Angie or Gimme Shelter or Jumpin Jack Flash

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

99 I just wanted to check on the rules. Because the worst song is 'What's Up' by 4 Non Blondes. Nothing comes close.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

100 Errr, so DID The Beatles!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (CLcKT)

101 84 LadyL
Nurse will take care of Insomniac.
I suspect bossing will be done. Gently and kindly.
She and Mark ran the MoMe really well.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (5U303)


Nurse will make an excellent boss!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

102 garrett, true. But some great songs came out that year too, just like in 1974.

For instance, I love Ringo Starr's Photograph and David Bowie's Rebel Rebel...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

103 Angie is the fucking worst of the worst.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (488xF)

104 For me, it's "Love Shack".
Posted by: Bert G

Chicks like to dance to that.

So extra points.

Posted by: Miklos, tin roof rusted at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

105 Brown Sugar has seriously straight-up racist lyrics, from what I've heard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

106 There's plenty of garbage on the radio today. Any pop channel is full of it. The list of 'worst songs' is ever expanding.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (pUDQf)

107 90 I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa.

I hope the person that wrote/sang that died broke.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (kRPTw)

Or with a baseball bat up their ass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

108 Tony Basil - Mickey is up there.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (488xF)

109 81 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

Rebecca Black, Friday

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

110 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

That would be a toss-up between the "ooga-chucka" version of "Hooked on a Feeling" and "Little Drummer Boy".

Oddly enough, there is an alternate version of "Hooked on a Feeling", sans ooga-chucka, that is an OK pop song. And there is an instrumental version of Drummer Boy that is quite acceptable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (7njPr)

111 83. I don't like Dylan's voice. I know the Man in Black dug him, but... no

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (SMd3b)

112 105 Brown Sugar has seriously straight-up racist lyrics, from what I've heard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

Well then listen to "Some Girls"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

113
Total ... eclipse ... of the ... heart

* flips big hair *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

114 Zettai, Paul McCartney admits that song was pretty much just a toss-off.

I don't love it, but MAN, Paul could do an incredible Little Richard/Screamin' Joe Hawkins impression...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)

115 86 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?

Yes, jump on in.
Posted by: Jewells45
----------
Hey Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine,
You blow my mind

Ugh....
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (+ldAm)

116
Damn, the Rolling Stones had some shitty songs.

So didn't The Beatles... To wit: 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road'!


When you have a kajillion songs some of them have to be duds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (aKsyK)

117 ELO had some god awful songs, too.


Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (488xF)

118 101 84 LadyL
Nurse will take care of Insomniac.
I suspect bossing will be done. Gently and kindly.
She and Mark ran the MoMe really well.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (5U303)


Nurse will make an excellent boss!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

119 Drums beatin' cold English blood runs hot...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (CLcKT)

120 garrett, I actually enjoy the Spanish version of Mickey a little more than the English version. :-)

MisHum, I don't doubt it. The Stones were very unPC throughout so much of their career.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (miE9U)

121 Worst song ever: that three-hankie country music holiday song about the boy tryin' to buy shoes for his mama for Christmas but she's dying, he's dying, somebody's dying.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (kQ8nA)

122 Mmm Bop by Hanson.

So. Horrible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)

123 87 I had forgotten how bad "Angie" was.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)


That was the first song I slow-danced to with my husband-to-be.

I remember thinking "this will NOT be 'our song.'"

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

124 93 The Sonny and Cher Variety show was pretty good from what I can remember as a 10 or 11 year old.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Watching reruns of the show makes me sad for Chastity. I always wonder how much her mother's f**ked up behavior affected her development.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

125 Oddly enough, there is an alternate version of "Hooked on a Feeling", sans ooga-chucka, that is an OK pop song. And there is an instrumental version of Drummer Boy that is quite acceptable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (7njPr)

Johnny Cash, IIRC, did a version of Little Drummer Boy where he flat out refused to say 'Pah rhump a pum pump.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (0MVr3)

126 Or with a baseball bat up their ass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)


lol!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

127 75 Haven't the tranny brigade already tried the 'let's force straight men to not sexually discriminate against us or else' angle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)

I suspect that people who lop off their own genitals are not quitters. Now, some of the guys are going to have to take one for the team and enjoy a night with Mz. Hadcock.

I nominate the gays.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (jp0Bv)

128 aww.. you guys I worked out to Mickey for years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

129 Worst song ever: that three-hankie country music holiday song about the boy tryin' to buy shoes for his mama for Christmas but she's dying, he's dying, somebody's dying.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (kQ8nA)


That one's bluebell's favorite.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (t+qrx)

130 AOP, I love BJ Thomas' version of Hooked On A Feeling from 1968. It actually had a cowbell! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

131
I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)


I'm sure she has a way of dealing with that.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

132 Blaire White is transgender, M to F. I haven't listened to her Youtube channel for awhile, but she's already stirred up controversy because she is against transition for children (I think under 1. Riley Dennis is...interesting, also M to F. The TERF controversy isn't going away, it seems.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (JK7Jw)

133 Jewells: ooo! ooo! Pics!! I wanna see you in a leotard! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

134 Or with a baseball bat up their ass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Now we see the Misanthropic inherent in the system!

Posted by: Miklos, posing with the Slovenian Girls Softball Team at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

135 In the church world, anything by Bill Gaither sucks Beelzebub's ballsack.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

136 you light up my life makes me want to become a serial killer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

137 Worst song ever? 'Layla'. There, I said it. Right behind that is 'Hey, Jude'.

Didn't anyone take the 'how to write the end of a song' course?

Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

138 Does N. Lurker need an intervention?

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (SMd3b)

139 The writer, Tom Breihan, just gave a 1 to Ray Steven's hit from 1974, The Streak. I gotta say, I agree with Tom. But then 1974 seems to have borne a bumper crop of not-so-great tunes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

Ray Stevens writes novelty songs. They are funny. They were never intended to be played over and over again in constant rotation. And Ray is a conservative, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (7njPr)

140 The Bing and Bowie version of Little Drummer Boy sucked copious amounts of donkey balls. Even more so than the other versions.

Made me want to shoot myself. Merry *$%#!!ing Christmas.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (Y4EXg)

141 I think I need to Attend one of those mimone events.

But realize I've been drinking.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (JgA4k)

142 No one did Little Drummer Boy better than Bob Segar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

143 France by Bob Weir

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

144 138 Does N. Lurker need an intervention?
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (SMd3b)

The puppy will take care of it if need be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (0MVr3)

145 I think I need to Attend one of those mimone events.

But realize I've been drinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (JgA4k)


Will you be sober enough to drive by the first week of June?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

146 RickZ, the drawn-out-ness of Layla kind of makes sense. You have to go through a nasty split with a woman you're totally infatuated with, to go through it...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (miE9U)

147 That should be under 18

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (JK7Jw)

148 you light up my life makes me want to become a serial killer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

THIS. Gah.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (kRPTw)

149 I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.
Posted by: Insomniac

Sure. But does she have a sister?

Posted by: Mail Order Bride Miklos at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

150 Worst song evah?

Billy, Don't Be a Hero.

Anything by Gilbert O'Sullivan. Sheesh, what a whiner.

Saturday Night by the Bay City Roller Derby Queens. (They were supposed to be the next Beatles. They wound up lasting about 18 months.)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (HaL55)

151 you light up my life makes me want to become a serial killer.

I second that emotion.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

152 >>France by Bob Weir


That is a giant turd. As is Corina.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (488xF)

153 135. Gaither seems phony

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (SMd3b)

154 Rebecca Black, Friday

Posted by: Insomniac
________

So says conventional wisdom, which is dead-on correct in this case.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

155 AOP, my fave Ray Stevens song is his 1975 country cover of "Misty," which he played straight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

156 Insom, I think you've only begun to find out about our little sharpshooter.
Let us know if you live.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (5U303)

157 Worst song. I was going to say anything by the Smiths but Morrisey is getting crap for allegedly being right wing so they're off my worst music list. I think that's how the Left makes their judgements right so why not?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (2DOZq)

158 Total ... eclipse ... of the ... heart

* flips big hair *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (pNxlR)


Mullets with Headlights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

159 (Boogie nights, boogie nights, boogie nights)
Ain't no doubt we are here to party
(Boogie nights)
Come on now got to get it started
Dance with the boogie get down
(Dance with the boogie get down)
'Cause boogie nights are always the best in town

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

160 Chicks like to dance to that.



So extra points.



I hate it because one of the Company Commanders when I was going through boot camp at Orlando had a looped tape of the song. He'd play it and use it to pace us getting "cycled" (aka "smoked"). You'd hate the song too, if it reminded you of 45 minutes to an hour long sessions of pushups, sit ups, dead cockroaches, hello dollies, eight count body builders, running in place while holding a full sea bag in front of you, etc. done to that damned song.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (OMsf+)

161 i like the looks of that jello salad.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (DGS6j)

162 Picasso Moon is another stinker. I have grown to tolerate Corinna.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (PUmDY)

163 I think I need to Attend one of those mimone events.

But realize I've been drinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker


One must prepare, my son.

Posted by: Sensei Miklos at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

164 Jewells: ooo! ooo! Pics!! I wanna see you in a leotard! ;-)

lol..I may have been able to carry it off a few years back. Damn, I was in such great shape. Then the arthritis hit. I'm lucky if I can get out of bed in the morning these days.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

165 We Built this City

gag

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)

166 Can't resist, you don't like How Soon Is Now?!

I can understand disliking the Smiths, but HSIN is incredible IMHO. It was grunge, almost 10 years before anyone ever heard of Nirvana, and sounded like *nothing else* on the radio when it came out in 1984. Yes the lyrics are annoying, but they're easy to ignore IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)

167 117 ELO had some god awful songs, too.


Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (488xF

Every single one of them.

And the Moody Blues, **SPITS**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

168
Ray Stevens writes novelty songs. They are funny. They were never intended to be played over and over again in constant rotation. And Ray is a conservative, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I wonder what that critic thinks of Ahab the Arab?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

169 Hey Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine,
You blow my mind


At least Weird Al did a good parody of it...

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

170 I'm a definite, determined, and devoted pro-choice fundamental Baptist! I believe that a woman has a right, responsibility, and requirement to choose: a choice to keep her knees together or rear a child. That personal, practical, and profound choice would solve most of the abortion problems.


***********

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the statement this past week by (some lefty woman but there are so many I can't keep 'em straight) that men should shut up about abortion until they all have had vasectomies a straight up admission that abortion is viewed by the Left as merely a form of birth control? Vile.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (m45I2)

171 The Horror, that was one of the first 45s I ever bought. :-)

Also the writer of that song, Rod Temperton? Became incredibly wealthy writing songs for, among others, Michael Jackson.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (miE9U)

172 I forgot about the Bay City Rollers.

KC and the Sunshine Band is another fingernails on chalk board band.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (kRPTw)

173 165 We Built this City

gag
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)

But they built this city.

They built this city.

They built this city on rock and roll!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (0MVr3)

174 I've Got You, Babe

Name another pop song with an oboe part.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (w7KSn)

175 131
I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)


I'm sure she has a way of dealing with that.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

Nope, not taking that bait, not gonna do it...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

176 boot camp at Orlando


"laughs, but not in a nice way*

Posted by: Fort Jackson at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

177 Anka!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (Ndje9)

178 Go Now is awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (PUmDY)

179 How do determine 'the worst song" when Disco ruled the late 70's? Every one was worst than the last.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (4thlk)

180 Nope. All of these are decent choices for worst song ever.
Not even close. That hurling turd, Imagine, hands down.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (5U303)

181 Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (0MVr3)

182 Bertram, they think it's racist. (Of course.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (miE9U)

183 Blaire White is transgender, M to F. I haven't listened to her Youtube channel for awhile, but she's already stirred up controversy because she is against transition for children (I think under 1. Riley Dennis is...interesting, also M to F. The TERF controversy isn't going away, it seems.
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (JK7Jw)

Neither of these critters is a woman, and the pronoun "she" should never be used. They are self-made freaks and counterfeits, and the best choice of pronoun for them is "it". Same pronoun we use when referring to shit, as it happens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (7njPr)

184 Kokomo

I already hated the fucking Beach Boys. Then they cough up that piece of crap!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (488xF)

185 I went to my granddaughter's dance recital this weekend.

The talent was great, but I wondered how many more decades are we going to have to watch anguished dancers writhe on the stage to "Wind Beneath My Wings."

Enough already.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

186 I really hated Huey Lewis' Heart of Rocknroll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (pUDQf)

187 137 Worst song ever? 'Layla'. There, I said it. Right behind that is 'Hey, Jude'.

Didn't anyone take the 'how to write the end of a song' course?
Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

Ha The SQ didn't make his list

Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

188 Re: Ice Cream Malt Shakes from other thread.

It's true, fast food shakes are, like the brown acid at Woodstock, not specifically too good.

To take it up to the next level, add a healthy pinch of Nutmeg for each serving. Trust Me. It has to be the fresh ground stuff, the actual pod stuff. Good in cocoa too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (SVPcU)

189 186 I really hated Huey Lewis' Heart of Rocknroll.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (pUDQ


Hmmmm. I like that song.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

190 Worst song contest? - "Feelings" by Morris Albert--

just no

Posted by: misslurk'ette at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (GDpRb)

191 It's surprising to me that the NCAA still allows a game called The Cotton Bowl. Wonder how long it will last.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (xPl2J)

192 Paul Anna did some great stuff, especially early in his career.

I *like* Diana, Lonely Boy, and the song he wrote for Tom Jones in 1971, She's A Lady.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (miE9U)

193 Try "Country Honk" instead. It's newer and improved, mit Fiddle.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (RuIsu)

194 I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa.



I hope the person that wrote/sang that died broke.



My ex-wife's name is Julie. She was absolutely furious when her first ex-husband started dating a chick named Lisa. I thought it was hilarious.

He and I wound up being pretty good friends.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (OMsf+)

195 I wonder what that critic thinks of Ahab the Arab?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Well, it Rocked the Casbah

Posted by: Miklos, for the late Joe Strummer at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

196 Rebecca Black, Friday
Posted by: Insomniac
______
So says conventional wisdom, which is dead-on correct in this case.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)


I have to give that one a bit of a pass since, as I recall, it was a "star in your own music video" present that she got for her birthday and wasn't originally meant to be inflicted on the public.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)

197 garrett, I've read Brian Wilson hates Kokomo. Probably one reason is because it's one of the very few hit Beach Boys hits that Mike Love wrote without his help.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:40 PM (miE9U)

198 Every one was worst than the last.

Ooh it's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love


It just doesn't get any better than that.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

199 The unplugged version of Layla is insufferable.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

200 I have one friend (bass player) that will walk out of the venue if "Mustang Sally" is played.

I played at a club about 15 years ago that had a "No Mustang Sally" sign next to the stage. If you started to play it, the owner would run out from behind the bar and turn off the PA. She was fast, too. Usually got it shut off before the vocals come in.


AFAIK, that song still has not been played there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

201 Damn, you guys are a touch crowd. I actually like some of the ones you all are hating on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

202 Muskrat Love

more gaging

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Y4EXg)

203 61
r.i.p. niki lauda.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

Whoa? When did he die?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (WNAuL)

204 I'm gonna throw Hanson into the ring with Nelson and my money is on Hanson.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (488xF)

205 "laughs, but not in a nice way*

Posted by: Fort Jackson


It wasn't particularly difficult. But listening to Love Shack over and over and over and over sucked.

Also, there's a reason it's called "Relaxin' at Jackson".

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (OMsf+)

206 196 Rebecca Black, Friday
Posted by: Insomniac
______
So says conventional wisdom, which is dead-on correct in this case.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

I have to give that one a bit of a pass since, as I recall, it was a "star in your own music video" present that she got for her birthday and wasn't originally meant to be inflicted on the public.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)

Intentional or not, it was still released into the wild.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

207 i always hated the "horse with no name" song.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (DGS6j)

208 Someone pointed out that the Alyssa Milano sex strike, except for procreation, is he same position as the Catholic Church.

Can't make this stuff up.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (sy5kK)

209 That is a giant turd. As is Corina.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (488xF)

Corrina, Corrina long predates the Grateful Dead. Or are we talking a different song here?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (7njPr)

210 Cosmic: I like Go Now a lot, but it always sounded to me like something went REALLY wrong with the recording of it when the Moodies were in the studio back in 1964.

You'll notice it has old-fashioned overmodulation, for instance. (When the recording level was set too high, you'd get this icky farting sound. Remember that?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (miE9U)

211 *tough* not touch. I better go to bed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

212 To take it up to the next level, add a healthy pinch
of Nutmeg for each serving. Trust Me. It has to be the fresh ground
stuff, the actual pod stuff. Good in cocoa too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (SVPcU)


Nutmeg is a powerful hallucinogen, it'll make you see monsters and stuff.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (EfMCv)

213 >>i always hated the "horse with no name" song.


Gets a pass for its use on The Muppet Show.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (488xF)

214 Nope. All of these are decent choices for worst song ever.
Not even close. That hurling turd, Imagine, hands down.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (5U303)


^^^This guy gets it ^^^

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (aS1PU)

215 A personal dislike is '(When We Get) Behind Closed Doors'. I worked at a steak house/supper club the summer I got out of high school and the house band played that song every night, at least three times a night. And, yeah, everybody danced. No points for that.

Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (Y8PSl)

216 I'm not Julie



My name is Luca
I live on the second floor

Posted by: Miklos, I admit, this is mean at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

217 "I Got You Babe"

That fucking oboe or whatever it is on that song, should have been stuffed up that guys ass. Gaaa!

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (SVPcU)

218 Actually there is a tie for worst song between The Macarena and Mambo Number 5. There is a special concentric circle in hell reserved for those responsible.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (jp0Bv)

219 203; today. kidney failure. lingering effects of the wreck that almost killed him in 1976.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

220 No worst song thread would be complete without "Shannon"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (m45I2)

221 Moonday afternoon drunkeness is, I don't know, what's the word?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (JgA4k)

222 176 boot camp at Orlando

"laughs, but not in a nice way*
Posted by: Fort Jackson
--------
There are only two locales that have boot camps you basic training slackers.

Posted by: MCRD Parris Island / MCRD San Diego at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (+ldAm)

223 I like to think that if John Lennon were still around, he'd hate Imagine too and say "I don't know what I was thinking."

I'd bet he would have updated it. Imagine Part 2, Imagine Part 3, etc etc. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (miE9U)

224 Ha. Achy Brakey Heart.

That shit was just uncalled for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)

225 How dare anyone not be sexually attracted to whomever they are not attracted to!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (4HMW8)

226
43 & 53 Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 (0Ntuf)

An excellent series of ads for firearms. But I noticce that several of the tatoos look, at first glance, like severe varicose vein outbreaks.


... and, off topic. did anyone else note that that the comic book depection of "Loopy" O-C really looks like Disney's Pocahontas? I'm surprised The Mouse isn't all over Devil's Due Comics.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (FlRtG)

227 I don't know if it's the worst song ever but that song in which Sheryl Crow goes on about how she's going to have fun in the sun and then starts lecturing other people to get off her back is pretty annoying. I mean, stop telling me about all the fun you're going to have and have your fun already.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ta49A)

228
There is no such thing as transgender. It's a made up buzzword to control your thought and speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (f1en5)

229 Another worst song ever: Whitney Houston curtailing I Will Always Love You. For months, it was everywhere. You'd couldn't drive down the street without hearing it blaring from somebody's bedroom window, no doubt while they were emoting to the lyrics.

I-ee-I-ee-I weel allllllways looooove you-ooo-ooo-ooo-owww--ee-I-ee-I OMG STFU ALREADY.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (kQ8nA)

230 Qdp, there is a really good live version on yt.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

231 There are only two locales that have boot camps you basic training slackers.

Explain where the term "boot camp" comes from.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (OMsf+)

232 Caterwauling not curtailing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (kQ8nA)

233 219
203; today. kidney failure. lingering effects of the wreck that almost killed him in 1976.

Posted by: chavez the hugo


Aw man. Monaco GP weekend is coming up too. Didn't know about the kidney failure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (WNAuL)

234 Corrina, Corrina long predates the Grateful Dead. Or are we talking a different song here?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'm thinking Big Joe Turner.

Posted by: Miklos, Monday Musicologist at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

235 I played at a club about 15 years ago that had a "No Mustang Sally" sign next to the stage. If you started to play it, the owner would run out from behind the bar and turn off the PA. She was fast, too. Usually got it shut off before the vocals come in.


AFAIK, that song still has not been played there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

What's with the "Mustang Sally" hate, anyway? It's a decent R&B tune.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (7njPr)

236

Bruce Jenner isn't a 'transgender woman.' Bruce Jenner is a man pretending to be a woman. He didn't transform into something else; he's still who he always was.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (f1en5)

237 Imagine is the Cliff Notes version of The Communist Manifesto.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (xPl2J)

238 Imagine gets my vote. Who the hell wants to imagine no country? Chaos is better? Rule of might makes right? Idiot and his crazy girlfriend/wife/mother figure.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (e9omi)

239 233; one tough dude. just had a lung transplant 5 months ago.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

240 218 Actually there is a tie for worst song between The Macarena and Mambo Number 5. There is a special concentric circle in hell reserved for those responsible.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (jp0Bv)

Macarena is a fair and valid point.

I thought Mambo number 5 was not bad, the first time I heard it.

We could not get out of that decade quick enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (0MVr3)

241 201 Damn, you guys are a touch crowd. I actually like some of the ones you all are hating on.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

You're a 'ette, we expect some emotion out of you.

Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

242 No worst song thread would be complete without "Shannon"
Posted by: Muldoon

Why?


Why why why why

Posted by: Del Shannon at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

243 What's with the "Mustang Sally" hate, anyway? It's a decent R&B tune.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (7njPr)


About the worst thing I can say about it is I burned out on it from The Commitments soundtrack.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

244 I have a playlist of tearjerker songs. It includes those songs of dumb teenager dying in a car race to win money to buy girlfriend a ring, and dumb teenager dying because she went back to a car stalled on railroad tracks to retrieve boyfriend's classring.
Sooo sad. sniff.

Oh, it also includes "Timothy", which was sad for Timothy who got eaten. And not in the good way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

245 I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas. Steaming hot garbage.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

246 My name is Luca

I live on the second floor

Posted by: Miklos, I admit, this is mean at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM


Then I was garroted, and they wrapped fish in my ballistic vest...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (CLcKT)

247
Name another pop song with an oboe part.

*********

'Ow about "This Land Is My Land"?





(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (m45I2)

248 There are only two locales that have boot camps you basic training slackers.
Posted by: MCRD Parris Island / MCRD San Diego

-----

For a time, there was a sign at the main gate at MCRD Parris Island that could only be read when leaving the depot.

It read - "We hope you enjoyed your stay at MCRD Parris Island".

Laughed my ass off - but of course, I was just visiting.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (Y4EXg)

249 Mustang Sally is just overplayed, that's all.
My cringe song is My Funny Valentine.
If I never hear that again, it's fine with me.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (w7KSn)

250 I think this bids fair to be the worst disco song of all time.

Fortunately, in this version, a Russian comedian is playing it for laughs. (The first twenty seconds are the original song, the rest is the parody.)

https://tinyurl.com/y3wn5f7k

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

251 Ha. Achy Brakey Heart.

That shit was just uncalled for.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)

The shame of it is that BRC is an excellent singer and he has a couple of excellent albums. Shot Full of Love is one of them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

252 I'm thinking Big Joe Turner.
Posted by: Miklos, Monday Musicologist at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

I know he recorded it; got it on a CD. Don't know who wrote it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (7njPr)

253 nerdygirl, guess who wrote and performed on Timothy?

That's right: Rupert Holmes. :-)
It was his first big break, in 1971.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

254 The worst thing that Billy Ray Cyrus ever made?
Miley Cyrus. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

255 >>> I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa

is that backwards? i love jessie colter, but my favorite of hers was, "why you been gone so long"

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (DGS6j)

256 Achey Breaky dude Billy Ray Cyrus also inflicted Miley on us.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (kQ8nA)

257 Anything and everything Nickleback ever sang qualifies, I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

258 Doesn't "Walk Away Rene" have an oboe?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (Lqy/e)

259 The worst song ever? How about that tell Laura I love her thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (JgA4k)

260 221 Moonday afternoon drunkeness is, I don't know, what's the word?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (JgA4k)


Debauchery?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

261 We will curtail you if you start caterwauling.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (m45I2)

262 Notsothoreau, I think so.
Weird fact: No one remembers who performed it, either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (miE9U)

263
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

It just doesn't get any better than that.
Posted by: The Horror, The Horror...


I like this version:

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

264 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (EfMCv)

265 Remember when application forms said "Sex" and not "Gender"? I do and I remember wondering what they were up to when it changed.

It's "Transexual"; Please Make A Note Of It. Don't hear the word "Transvestite" anymore.

I refuse to use the word "Gay" or letters of the alphabet for homosexuals. I'm not old enough to remember when Gay was a perfectly innocent word, but it's really sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (SVPcU)

266 Weird music thing I once read: Tom Scholz based More Than A Feeling on Walk Away Renee, and Kurt Cobain based Smells Like Teen Spirit on More Than A Feeling. :-P

Uh, okay...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (miE9U)

267 I'm unfamiliar with some of the bad songs being listed here, so I can't chime in with the authority of knowledge on this topic. I guess I'm not aware of too many things. I know what I know, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ta49A)

268 fucking rupert holmes. pure, unadulterated, shit. all of it. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

269 264 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (EfMCv)

No one knows a title.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (0MVr3)

270 The worst thing that Billy Ray Cyrus ever made?
Miley Cyrus. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well, she's Swingin'

Posted by: Miklos, about a song left coasters never heard at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

271 Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)

272 I'm thinking Over the Rainbow by israel Kamawhatever'ole is a lot of people's worst song but I could listen to that song on a loop.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (2DOZq)

273 Hey Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine,
You blow my mind

Ugh....
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey

One of my class mates in college was named Mickey when this song came. He was mercilessly badgered.

Of course he one upped us by winning a super bowl ring with the 49ers.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (5q9y4)

274 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?
Posted by: davidt

----

"Songs" require a minimum of melodic content.

QED

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (Y4EXg)

275 228
There is no such thing as transgender. It's a made up buzzword to control your thought and speech.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (f1en5)


This.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

276 Anything and everything Nickleback ever sang qualifies, I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

Living a scant 60 miles from their home town, I second that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (7njPr)

277 chavez, don't agree.
I don't like Timothy and can understand if you're sick of the Pina Colada song, but I have his Partners In Crime album and IMHO it's pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)

278 236

Bruce Jenner isn't a 'transgender woman.' Bruce Jenner is a man pretending to be a woman. He didn't transform into something else; he's still who he always was.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (f1en5)

I'm sticking to my theory that Bruce got hold of some of the 1970's finest livestock steroids and messed up his endocrine system beyond all recognition.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (jp0Bv)

279 The song that makes me dive for the off knob is "Hey Ya" by Outkast. It goes on forever, and that synth "dink dink dink dink dink" is beyond annoying. The fucking noise pollution goes on forever too, I think it's one of those DJ bathroom break songs.

16 year old song and it's STILL played regularly


Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (0Ntuf)

280 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?


********

I doubt if anyone can actually name one of her "songs". I certainly can't.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (m45I2)

281 Afternoon Delight.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)


beat me to it Aetius

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (aS1PU)

282 How dare anyone not be sexually attracted to whomever they are not attracted to!
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (4HMW


Someone should ask them if they justify rape with the same argument. Or not. It's not like you'd get a real answer or the faintest glimmer of awareness out of them anyhow.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

283 Seeing Macarena made me remember lline dancing to C'mon 'n Ride It.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

284 When I did that spread in Playspider, they asked me what I wear to bed. "Only Mambo No. 5," I answered in a breathy voice. It made my career.

Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (kQ8nA)

285 agree 100 percent with Sooth - I'm not playing the tranny reindeer games

I'm all in if you want to be a transvestite, a drag queen, go have fun!

but you're what you are my dear. girl or guy. gender bending is fine with me, but I'm not going to CALL you he when you're a she or vice versa - I mean I might, but you can't compel me to

other than that we can all be frens

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (Rarvo)

286 No one knows a title.

There's that Plastic Ono Band live album where she spends the second half of the album screaming into a microphone.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

287 We are the world?

Or One Thing by Finger Eleven

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)

288 Remember Urban Cowboy anyone?
That soundtrack was an... interesting follow-up to Saturday Night Fever and Grease...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (miE9U)

289 There is no such thing as transgender. It's a made up buzzword to control your thought and speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics
________

That's transphobic!

Posted by: WaterCow at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (ta49A)

290 One that I liked at first, but that died rather quickly is 'Kate's Song' by John Denver.

Damn, but that gets old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (0MVr3)

291 251 The shame of it is that BRC is an excellent singer and he has a couple of excellent albums. Shot Full of Love is one of them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
--------------

Billy Ray Cyrus and his baby-momma were terrible parents, gifting the world with Miley. One has to assume they were behind their trampette's career.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (e9omi)

292 Name another pop song with an oboe part.


Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.

Or did somebody mention that one while I was gone just now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

293 The Marianne that Tom Scholz mentions in More Than A Feeling is his first cousin that he had a crush on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (xPl2J)

294 I'd also like to nominate the eardrum shattering "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (OMsf+)

295 277: steve, i'll never know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

296 We will curtail you if you start caterwauling.
Posted by: Muldoon

Exculpatory!

Posted by: Sen. Fritz Hollings, in his best Foghorn Leghorn voice at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

297 Well, this could go on all night, without a consensus.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (m45I2)

298 280 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?

I doubt if anyone can actually name one of her "songs". I certainly can't.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (m45I2)

The starship Enterprise reacts to Yoko's cover of Pink Floyd's Great Gig in The Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WFvnGNeJuY

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (0Ntuf)

299 Feeling' Groovy?

Was originally written and performed by Simon & Garfunkel, but it's less than 2 minutes long.

Then a group called Harpers Bizarre stretched it out, covered it and it became a hit.

A member of Harpers Bizarre was Ted Templeman, who went on to become a hit producer of The Doobie Brothers and Van Halen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (miE9U)

300 OutKast fan here.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

301 Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.



*********

Someone and Garfunkel?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (m45I2)

302 Bert G, IMHO it's an unspeakably sad song because Minnie died not long after she recorded it.

Maya Rudolph is her daughter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (miE9U)

303 Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.

Or did somebody mention that one while I was gone just now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

Simon and Garfunkel?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (7njPr)

304 >>>Gets a pass for its use on The Muppet Show.

i used to watch that show and get hi

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (DGS6j)

305 Ya know what? I think I'd enjoy sharing a meal with Nigella Lawson.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (JgA4k)

306 one of the worst songs is

just a small town boy

born and raised in south detroit

he took a midnight train going anywhere....

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (xIKXj)

307 Billy Ray Cyrus and his baby-momma were terrible parents, gifting the world with Miley. One has to assume they were behind their trampette's career.
Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (e9omi)

What about Ron Reagan Jr and Patti Davis. Can't always fault the parents.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (2DOZq)

308 Name another pop song with an oboe part.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (w7KSn)

When I'm 64 by The Beatles

Are there any songs with a hobo part?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)

309 I like this version:

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0


Not bad.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

310 >>i used to watch that show and get hi


Jim and the rest of his crew would get high and make that show!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (488xF)

311 LOLOL...the Phillies just engaged in a massive clusterfuck....Cubs take the lead....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (ufFY8)

312 All-around lefty douchebag James Taylor and big mouth mediocrity Carly Simon's version of Mockingbird.

Best version of Mockingbird was in Dumb & Dumber.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (kQ8nA)

313

You want Mambo?

https://youtu.be/zv7v4MJcD74

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (aKsyK)

314 why did I never think of getting high while watching The Muppet Show

that's a life goal right there!

good job trapper's girl

my least favorite song is O'Malley's Bar by Nick Cave

I think I'd rather stick a dick in my ear

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (Rarvo)

315 Another good question is what song does everyone hate but you secretly love singing the lyrics in your car when no one is looking??

Be honest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (pUDQf)

316 Roxy Music had a lot of of oboe.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

317 Are there any songs with a hobo part?



Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM


King Of The Road?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (CLcKT)

318 To me saying this song is the worst or anything like that is weird. Art is subjective. One man's worst song is another man's best song. I like a lot of shit that isn't popular and I don't like a lot of popular stuff. But whatever. Each to his own. Listen to what makes you groove.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (FiUMj)

319 Are there any songs with a hobo part?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)

Not a one.

Posted by: Boxcar Willie at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (jp0Bv)

320 "Rock Me Like A Hurricane" sucks too.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (aS1PU)

321 I admit I love "Precious And Few" by Climax. Was a hit in 1972.

Imagine John Travolta singing as Vinnie Barbarino with his nose clamped shut, and that's how the lead singer sounded. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (miE9U)

322 we built this city will induce vomiting. this is a known, known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

323 SNOW, bitches we got SNOW!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

324 King Of The Road?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (CLcKT)

Damn you. Now I am going to have that stuck in my head for a couple days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (0MVr3)

325 306 - one of the worst songs is . . .

Posted by: booknlass
________

Plus infinity! Thank you!!

(Anyone ever tell those guys that South Detroit is in Canada?)

Posted by: WaterCow at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (ta49A)

326 Wharf Rat?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

327 306 one of the worst songs is

just a small town boy

born and raised in south detroit

he took a midnight train going anywhere....
Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (xIKXj)


Wrong wrong wrong! I can't hear you!!! Lalalalalala

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)

328 You want Mambo?

https://youtu.be/zv7v4MJcD74
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

You are a bad, bad man. No bueno.

Posted by: Perez Prado at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

329
King Of The Road?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia


******

Ahem. @247

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (m45I2)

330 I'm sure other folks here hate it, but I love Hearts by Marty Balin. Came out 1981 I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (miE9U)

331 I once sang along to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" in the car. I pray nobody saw me doing that.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (0Ntuf)

332 Crap-o. Fake troll sock off.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (ta49A)

333 Any rap made post 2010 is a steaming pike of shit. And now, lawn, off, my, get.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

334 How do you do by Mouth and McNeil.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (JgA4k)

335 you know, most songs suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

336 'Is she is or is she ain't' by Louis Farrakhan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (0MVr3)

337
Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.

That was the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon and Garfunkel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (aKsyK)

338 I think King of the Road was a truck driver.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (EfMCv)

339 Damn you. Now I am going to have that stuck in my head for a couple days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"Head for rent, 50 cents"

Posted by: Miklos, heh at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

340 Never like Wharf Rat.

But, I'll take it over Sugaree or Crazy Fingers.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (488xF)

341 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

342 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

Spot on as usual Sconnie dude

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

343 There's a YT of video of John Lennon and Chuck Berry playing together. It's really bad, they play "Long Distance Information" or whatever it's called. Lennon can't sing in that register.

What kills it though, I about pissed myself laughing - yes, Yoko was there and at one point does her "goat being sodomized" caterwauling. The camera is focused on Chuck, and his eyes get really wide, like "WTF!?" LOL.

They turned her mic off, mercifully. Lennon was an ass. Harrison by all accounts a pretty cool guy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (SVPcU)

344 you know, most songs suck.
Posted by: yankeefifth


********

Threadwinner!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (m45I2)

345 AlaBAMA, agreed about Don't Stop Believing. :-)

Also, Africa is hot right now. I've read tons of artists only recently have been covering it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (miE9U)

346 admit I love "Precious And Few" by Climax. Was a hit in 1972.

Imagine John Travolta singing as Vinnie Barbarino with his nose clamped shut, and that's how the lead singer sounded. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (miE9U)

And wouldn't you know it, one of my favorite songs is a duet by Travolta and Miley Cyrus called I thought I Lost You from the Bolt soundtrack.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

347 Anything by Drake.
Steaming pile of le doo doo.

I honestly don't get how that guy is a super star. There is music I don't personally like, but understand why it's popular. But Drake? Sorry. Just do not fucking get it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (FiUMj)

348 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
________

As do I, but I deliberately botch the lyrics.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ta49A)

349 it's so terrible a song that i don't even allow myself to go much past that third line

also that one by the pointer sisters called Fire does suck

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (xIKXj)

350 341 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

Us Too!!

Posted by: Weezer at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (FiUMj)

351 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (GWll0)

352 The Left Banke did Walk Away Rene (whoever they were)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (Lqy/e)

353 Wharf Rat has a very nice bridge.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

354
I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (xPl2J)

355 Any rap made post 2010 is a steaming pike of shit. And now, lawn, off, my, get.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)

356 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

Big whoop, so did we and we don't live in the mountains

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

357 Are there any songs with a hobo part?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)


Big Rock Candy Mountain. It's got a hobo buggery part in it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

358 Pretty much every G Dead song from the '90s is shit, except The Days Between, which was special and underappreciated

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (oAY8z)

359 As do I, but I deliberately botch the lyrics.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ta49A


Same with that Carry a Laser song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (pUDQf)

360 >>>Of course he one upped us by winning a super bowl ring with the 49ers.

huh. different guy, but i went to school with someone who did too.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (DGS6j)

361 >>I honestly don't get how that guy is a super star. There is music I don't personally like, but understand why it's popular. But Drake? Sorry. Just do not fucking get it.



I don't get ANY of the Modern Hip Hop guys, at all.

Drake, the Gay Fish, Frank Blonde...none of it is any good and people shower it with praise. It really sucks, though.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (488xF)

362 259 The worst song ever? How about that tell Laura I love her thing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (JgA4k


As they pulled him from the twisted wreck, with his dying breath, they heard him say......

Owwwwwww!
Anybody got an aspirin?
Urggggg!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (4HMW8)

363 why did I never think of getting high while watching The Muppet Show


Because you got high? Seriously, that was the best way to watch that show. Never not funny. Until the attempted "adult" reboot that flopped a few years back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (HaL55)

364 And on that note I'll take my leave. Have fun storming the castle and try not to trash the place.!

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (m45I2)

365 My next crossstich project.

Thanks, MH!

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

366 Everyone sings Sweet Caroline whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2DOZq)

367 "Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an empress, I love that Sara Ann Getty."

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (ta49A)

368 FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)

___

Old skool rap is dope yo! Snoop, Dre, Tupac, Warren G, ODB etc. Lotsa 90s shit was good stuff. Even some early 2000s. By late 2000s though....garbage.

Posted by: Weezer at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)

369 >>Wharf Rat has a very nice bridge.


Some sneaky good guitar, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (488xF)

370 Isn't Sweet Caroline yet another Anchorman meme?

Good grief, how many memes did that movie spawn? A billion??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (miE9U)

371 We aren't going to lose the culture war to people who are incapable of telling a joke.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (rnAwa)

372 Off Weezer sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (FiUMj)

373 I prefer Forever in Blue Jeans for my cheesey Neil Diamond.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (488xF)

374 Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (xPl2J)


Holy crap, that is good!! Fantasy cover. Wow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (pUDQf)

375 I don't have many rap albums in my collection, but the two I enjoy most are from the same mid-80s era: Raising He** Run-DMC and Licensed To Ill, Beastie Boys.

Also, probably my all-time fave rap single is Pump Up The Volume by M/A/R/R/S.

Rap peaked early IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (miE9U)

376 One Night in Bangkok + Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting.

Maybe if they were spliced together...

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (kQ8nA)

377
Exactly!

The Left invented the phrase "transgender" so they could label you with another of their invented words, transphobic, if you did not comply.

See how nicely that works out?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (f1en5)

378 Old skool rap is dope yo! Snoop, Dre, Tupac, Warren G, ODB etc. Lotsa 90s shit was good stuff. Even some early 2000s. By late 2000s though....garbage.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)


Is Jurassic 5 still around or did they all go off and do their own thing? They were really good.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

379 I liked the Garcia hunter songs from the 90s. So Many Roads and Lazy River Road were great. Slow and sad, but that is where they were. Foolish Heart was nice as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (PUmDY)

380 >>>Jim and the rest of his crew would get high and make that show!

no wonder i dug it.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (DGS6j)

381 garrett, Neil was in a weird place in the late 1970s. Don't forget Desiree.

OTOH, America is a fantastic song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)

382
Re: songs

Any song by Stevie Wonder. He is horrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (f1en5)

383 300

gimme some sugar!

I AM your neighbor!

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (xIKXj)

384 Is it Friday yet?

My plans are all based on it being Friday.

Posted by: Miklos, hep a brutha out at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

385 That was the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon and Garfunkel.

Yeah, that's it. The hook was all I could remember. I did not know Ted Templeman was in that band. He and Peter Asher from Peter and Gordon produced a ton of hits.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (HaL55)

386 JuJu, I LOVE One Night In Bangkok.

Fun fact: it's a rap song written by... Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus, 2 members and the chief songwriters of... Abba. Not a joke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (miE9U)

387 Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (kQ8nA)


Spliced and Bangkok
Has to be a joke there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

388
Amazing Niki Lauda outlived the other guy by decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (f1en5)

389 Jurassic 5, damn haven't heard that reference in forever. No idea what happened to them. probably touring Indian Casinos like every other act from the 90s lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (FiUMj)

390 Some day, current pop music will be geezer music... I hope to live long enough to see that day!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (CLcKT)

391 Neil Diamond had quite a crush on a pre-pre-pre-pubescent Caroline Kennedy.

Sweet Caroline may not be the worst song but it deserves the Creepy Uncle Joe award.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (kQ8nA)

392 anything by the eagles pre joe walsh. flush twice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

393 Maybe if they were spliced together...

Posted by: JuJuBee
________

If you like mashups . . .

https://tinyurl.com/y7tt3fem

(It's "Round and Round" by Ratt spliced with "Heard It through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye. You have to hear to believe it.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (ta49A)

394 I never bought any Neil Diamond records, and I'd never admit it, but I like a few of his songs.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (SVPcU)

395 >>Any song by Stevie Wonder. He is horrible.


Exemptions for anything recorded as Little Stevie Wonder.


My Cherie Amour is an awesome LP.

Also...I really like Master Blaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n27JuJhXc


That's some funky shit.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (488xF)

396 388: james hunt. james lived life. fast.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

397 >> I never bought any Neil Diamond records, and I'd never admit it, but I like a few of his songs.


Everyone should own Hot August Night.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (488xF)

398 I meant to add that I can't see any of the true classics from the latter half of the last century ever being relegated to the dustbin of history...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (CLcKT)

399 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


you know, so long as it got you paid or laid, no one will think worse of you for it. however, only if it got you paid or laid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

400 392 anything by the eagles pre joe walsh. flush twice.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

After Joe it's only a single flusher

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

401 Are you kidding about Stevie Wonder?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (PUmDY)

402 Amazing Niki Lauda outlived the other guy by decades.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky

Even outlived LaudaAir.

Can't say that about everybody.

Posted by: Miklos, fully insured on a "key man" policy at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

403
Neil Diamond, fraud or for real?

Ever see him live (on tv)? He looks like an average shmo. He sounds like an average shmo. And yet...

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (f1en5)

404 https://youtu.be/6QXyqk9flwk

Every single person in this video of a bad son is more wasted than I am.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (JgA4k)

405 Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (FiUMj)

406 400; ha! mostly, yeah.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

407 I never bought any Neil Diamond records, and I'd never admit it, but I like a few of his songs.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (SVPcU)

Neil Diamond / ABBA

220. / 221


( I like more than few ND songs myself)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (2DOZq)

408 with neil diamond's forever in blue jeans and a great car, everyone could get laid.


that is elementary math solid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

409 Living for the City, superstitition, As?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

410 Get a rope. There's cotton farmers out there and they need hanging.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (wCTys)

411 >>Are you kidding about Stevie Wonder?


Lotta Dross on Stevies LPs.

Some great highlights, though. And when he was a kid he was fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (488xF)

412 anything by the eagles pre joe walsh. flush twice.

I'm the other way around. Their first three albums are teh shiznit. Joe Walsh ruined that band for me. Just like Michael McDonald ruined the Doobie Bros.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)

413

Are you kidding about Stevie Wonder?

Can not stomach him; he makes me sick.


I just called.....to say.....STFU!! You Nasally Nincompoop!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (f1en5)

414 You Haven't Done Nothin?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (PUmDY)

415 BackwardsBoy, would you believe Michael McDonald wrote "I'll Wait" by Van Halen?!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (miE9U)

416 >>Neil Diamond, fraud or for real?


Dude.
Neil is one of the Greatest American Songwriters.
No argument to be had about that.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (488xF)

417 >>>good job trapper's girl

lots of cartoons too, lol

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (DGS6j)

418 Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (FiUMj)

He has a few good songs. But he needed a producer to tell him, "no."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (7njPr)

419 Cosmic, that was an anti-Nixon song, believe it or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (miE9U)

420 Ha! Now the Cubs return the favor.
Phillies tie it up with one out left in tthe top of the 9th.
Going to the bottom of the 9th at Wrigley 4-4


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (ufFY8)

421
And when he was a kid he was fantastic.

You're thinking of Michael Jackson.


Or Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (f1en5)

422 I'm the other way around. Their first three albums
are teh shiznit. Joe Walsh ruined that band for me. Just like Michael
McDonald ruined the Doobie Bros.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)


Can't stand Michael
McDonald.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (EfMCv)

423 >>You're thinking of Michael Jackson.


I am a HUGE fan of Off The Wall. Killer LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (488xF)

424 Songs in the Key of Life was a good collection.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

425 Damn. The Next Episode has almost 400M view on YouTube. That's a lot of shiznit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (FiUMj)

426 Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney:
Ebony And Ivory

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (aS1PU)

427 Stevie and Paul.

Ebony and Ivory.

I'd play that song over and over to the inmates in Sing Sing if the UN wouldn't consider it a human rights violation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (pUDQf)

428 Or Wayne Newton.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (f1en5)

Or Olivia Newton-John.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (7njPr)

429 garrett: I love Off The Wall too. OMG what an incredible album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (miE9U)

430 Can't stand Michael

McDonald.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (EfMCv)


You don't celebrate his entire catalog?!?
Oh, wait. That was that no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (ufFY8)

431
They made a movie forr Neil Diamond to act in.

I rreally need to fix this keyboard.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (f1en5)

432 I like everything on Dylan's Desire album, including Hurricane and Joey.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (Lqy/e)

433 also, most journey songs.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (DGS6j)

434 you know the neil diamond getting anyone laid thing was in the 90s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (MTjB1)

435 The Left Banke did Walk Away Rene (whoever they were)

People who couldn't swim.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (GWll0)

436 I listened to little Stevie Wonder right up until it dawned on me that he is full bore racist.

Stevie ought to give all the white people that bought his records their money back.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (wCTys)

437 Songs in the Key of Life was a good collection.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

I hated that one with the colicky baby in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (7njPr)

438
BackwardsBoy, would you believe Michael McDonald wrote "I'll Wait" by Van Halen?!


I heard that. Don't get me wrong, MM is a great songwriter and musician and I really liked him in Steely Dan. But I liked the Doobies much better without him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)

439 389 Jurassic 5, damn haven't heard that reference in forever. No idea what happened to them. probably touring Indian Casinos like every other act from the 90s lol
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (FiUMj)


--------

My people use every part of the genre, leaving nothing to waste.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (4knXT)

440
Either the r's don't work or they double-tap. Must be a crumb stuck unde the key.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (f1en5)

441 Everyone sings along to Slayers Dead Skin Mask.

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (MAstk)

442 Hi Alberta Oil Peon,

i've been wondering, do you know about the young singer/songwriter Colter Wall?

I've just discovered him lately! One of a kind voice!

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (xIKXj)

443 Michael Jackson

PYT is a favorite as is Rock with You.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

444 >>you know the neil diamond getting anyone laid thing was in the 90s.


Crunchy Granola Suite is timeless.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (488xF)

445 anything by boy george should be nuked from space. many, many, times. just to be sure. pure monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

446
Either the r's don't work or they double-tap. Must be a crumb stuck unde the key.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (f1en5)

--------

That's no crumb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

447 Any rap made post 2010EVER is a steaming pike of shit.

FIFY

Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (8W8OK)

448 Ribbon in the Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT7TqecZ00k

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (RU4sa)

449 everything by Molly Hattchet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

450 As were Talking Book and Innervisions.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (PUmDY)

451 Or Wayne Newton.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (f1en5)

Or Olivia Newton-John.

Fig Newton

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (GWll0)

452 Either the r's don't work or they double-tap. Must be a crumb stuck unde the key.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (f1en5)

Your keyboard has sewer snoids.

Posted by: R. Crumb at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (7njPr)

453 I like Neil Diamond's Solitary Man. Johnny Cash did a great version of that/
Another one is Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon. Urge Overkill covered that in the '90's.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (o1fzk)

454 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (CLcKT)

455 447 Any rap made post 2010EVER is a steaming pike of shit.

FIFY
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (8W8OK


Almost FI.

Pile. Pile of shit, people!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (pUDQf)

456 I would have liked to see a show on Molly hatchet's first Tour.

No way that wouldn't have been fun.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (488xF)

457 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (CLcKT)

-------

They were no REO Speedwagon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (4knXT)

458 355 Any rap made post 2010 is a steaming pike of shit. And now, lawn, off, my, get.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)

Blues
Jazz
Light Rock
Heavy Metal Rock
Big Band
R & B
Classical
Orchestra
Farting dogs


anything but Rap.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

459 The only good Rap song ever was Blondie - Rapture. It was all downhill for the genre from there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (V2Yro)

460 445 anything by boy george should be nuked from space. many, many, times. just to be sure. pure monkey shit.

The old maple syrup on French toast routine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

461 449 everything by Molly Hattchet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G


You don't get the brilliance of Flirtin With Disaster!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (pUDQf)

462 Mandy. Gah! The hate. It burns.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (5q9y4)

463 Tom, I actually liked Gangster's Paradise too

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (xIKXj)

464 455 447 Any rap made post 2010EVER is a steaming pike of shit.

FIFY
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (8W8OK


Almost FI.

Pile. Pile of shit, people!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (pUDQf)


Actually, "Pike of Shit" works, too!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

465 I saw Farting Dogs open for Flock of Seagulls at the Palladium in '79.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (4knXT)

466
Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (FiUMj)



He has a few good songs. But he needed a producer to tell him, "no."


SW is one of those rare artists who everybody else covers his songs much better that he can. Listen to his version of Do Yourself a Favor then go listen to Edgar Winter's White Trash do the live version. There is no comparison, EWWT's version kicks some serious ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)

467 chavez, don't be so tough on Boy George. Among other things, he's been a supporter of PDT, believe it or not.

Plus, Culture Club did some good stuff IMHO in the early 1980s. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, I'll Tumble For Ya, Church Of The Poison Mind. The only clunker IMHO is Karma Chameleon, which makes no sense at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (miE9U)

468 Y'all just messin'

The Greatest is Irma Thomas, the Soul Queen of New Orleans.

I can honesty say that a Grammy Award winner has cooked my dinner.

Red Beans and Rice on Mondays at her club, the Lion's Den.

Early on, I got stupid and asked who she got to cook the food, and got the Irma Look.

Best Red Beans and Rice in all of Orleans Parish, too.

Posted by: Miklos, where y'at at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

469 my guess is that neil diamond was some sort of evil genius. he was never especially big with the guys but he was huge.

he knows some sort of thong-lowering secret rythm or something.

glass or wine with dinner, convertible, neil diamond, your next big question is where am I taking this chick?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

470 Oh man, just thought about that stupid Centerfold song from J Geils Band. I think that was them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (pUDQf)

471 >>anything but Rap.


Del La Soul
Tribe Called Quest
Run DMC
Public Enemy
Cyprus Hill
Short Dog
Beastie Boys


All have great stuff.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (488xF)

472 I downloaded the Best of the Talking Heads not long ago. That was good music.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

473 454 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...

Neither is a prostrate biopsy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

474 a song i love to sing when it plays on the radio

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

by Tears for Fears

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)

475 Hi Alberta Oil Peon,

i've been wondering, do you know about the young singer/songwriter Colter Wall?

I've just discovered him lately! One of a kind voice!
Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (xIKXj)

Never heard of him. I will look him up. One back atcha: look for Alberta country singer Corb Lund. He's very good, and writes original stuff. And has been an actual working cowboy. No poseur, he.

N.B. to MisHum: Corb would make a great "Who dis?" for the 'Ettes for the morning thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (7njPr)

476 I saw Molly Hatchet in a small club in the mid-90's. Danny Joe Brown was the only original left. He was blotto. At one point he asked for a bottle of Jim Beam to be sent up from the bar. I didn't think he was going to make it. During the extended guitar solo he walked back and was leaning against an amp, hunched over. He managed to finish the set.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (xPl2J)

477 Let's just all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is the best rock/pop artist of all time, amirite? ;-)

Also this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (miE9U)

478 I like redbone, so I won't speculate on the tastes of others.

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (25Dt7)

479 I can't change the music fast enough when Sarah McLachlan comes on. She has a beautiful voice but her music is so sad it makes me hate it....

Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (6lKe4)

480 Village Ghettoland? Joy Inside My Tears? Ordinary Pain? These are all just off Songs in the Key.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (PUmDY)

481 omg, yes!

PILE of SH!T, anything (c)rap! (not "pike")

thanks.

Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (hkMWc)

482 >>"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

by Tears for Fears


Songs from the Big Chair is a really good LP. And it is perfectly recorded and mastered.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (488xF)

483 >>>FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)
------------

harmony, composition

It was from the beginning guttural prose backed by primitive rhythm. Nothing more.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (wCTys)

484 >>>Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan

my godparents used to give me the greatest gifts except that time my cousin chuckie picked out a stevie wonders greatest hits album for me. ugh.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (DGS6j)

485 I'll check out Corb and i think you'll like Colter. He's from SK.

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (xIKXj)

486 AlaBAMA, the entire Freeze Frame album is incredible.

THREE songs that weren't released from it, but should have been, were Do You Remember When, Insane Insane Again, *and* River Blindness.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (miE9U)

487 477 Let's just all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is the best rock/pop artist of all time, amirite? ;-)

My husband & I took our girls to a concert and had seats near the front (maybe 5th row). Great concert. He is very musically talented. Agree.

Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (6lKe4)

488
Well, I plowed up (cutting harrow) up a little garden spot, about 1 - 2 acres in the top terrace behind the house. It's been a while, and the smell of plowed dirt stirred me, and I got the fever to plow.

20 years ago, with two tractors, we'd start early in the morning, and by the time the sun went down, we'd have plowed 60 acres or better.

My 8700 was bucking. It wanted to run. The governor open up, the black smoke bellowed, and she wanted to roll. And I just had that dinky little spot to do.

And after all that rain we had, it's starting to get dry now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NMAzL)

489 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (pUDQf)


I wouldn't go see them fuckers play even if they were in my back yard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

490 Iris, obviously you are an individual of exquisite taste and breeding ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (miE9U)

491 anything by boy george should be nuked from space. many, many, times. just to be sure. pure monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)


Might be better if he was nuked in space, then the universe could enjoy the show too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r)

492 a song i love to sing when it plays on the radio

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

by Tears for Fears
Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)


That's a great song.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (aS1PU)

493 399 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


you know, so long as it got you paid or laid, no one will think worse of you for it. however, only if it got you paid or laid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

Y5, your comment works for a lot more than bad music.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

494 I wouldn't go see them fuckers play even if they were in my back yard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)


Hater. You probably secretly like Yoko Ono.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQf)

495 Garrett, Tears for Fears just played a festival here 2 weeks ago. Easily best show of festival. Sowing the Seeds of Love was epic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

496
Did Molly Hatchet do any other song besides "Flirtin' With Disaster"? That's the only one the local classic rock station ever plays, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (NMAzL)

497 388


Amazing Niki Lauda outlived the other guy by decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics


Other guy = James Hunt?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (WNAuL)

498 There is a new Worst Song on the radio stations, and it's surely playing somewhere, even as I type.

"High Hopes", by I Don't Give a Fuck Who Sings It, It's AWFUL!"

Adding insult, the local alternative rock station even plays it.

Straight up, Tiger Beat front cover gold lame wearing so faggy he makes Justin Beiber look butch Bubble Gum Pop Singer singing one of the most cloying, annoying and irritating songs I've ever heard.

Instant station change, no exceptions.

Destroy it with fire, whenever heard or found.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

499 The degeneration of Portland continues:

A Multnomah County jury acquitted a 33-year-old woman of charges that she assaulted a TV news cameraman during a protest last summer outside the Southwest Portland offices of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Jurors found Danialle Inez James not guilty of the charges of fourth-degree assault and harassment of KATU cameraman Carter Maynard. Prosecutors contended that James slammed a wooden gate into the back of Maynard's head on June 28 and that she appeared to be motivated by her hostility toward the media.

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

500 487 477 Let's just all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is the best rock/pop artist of all time, amirite? ;-)

--------

That's kind of like saying the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is the pinnacle of automotive engineering.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (4knXT)

501 Everybody Wants to Rule the World is one of those '80's songs that doesn't sound time-stamped to the year it was recorded. It still sounds great.

I remember when it was the theme to the Dennis Miller Show on HBO....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (o1fzk)

502
remember The Cutting Crew?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (f1en5)

503 That's kind of like saying the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is the pinnacle of automotive engineering.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (4knXT)

I belly laughed at that one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (pUDQf)

504 I've been loving the first Naked Eyes LP, lately.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (488xF)

505 497: yes, james hunt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

506 Worst song ever?

What a challenge!

"The Shadow of Your Smile" comes to mind.

I dunno why you 'rons are hating on the Eagles. The lyrics to many of their hits are interesting & memorable, imo.

"The Eagles' Greatest Hits" is often claimed to be the best-selling album of all time, btw.

Their politics were leftoid-autosuck, I'm aware. Except for Don "Fingers" Felder, who had a horrible falling out with them.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (Cssks)

507 I Don't Give a Fuck Who Sings It, It's AWFUL!"


Who the fuck?

Posted by: Alice at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

508 Best Red Beans and Rice in all of Orleans Parish, too.
Posted by: Miklos, where y'at at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

I love this live performance of "Done Got Over":


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SBNPEi2hNRE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (7njPr)

509 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...


Neither is a prostrate biopsy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM


Their cover of Dreams I'll Never See is one of the Classics!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (CLcKT)

510 Spirit in the Sky.

Cherokee Nation.

Make ABBA seem like Johann Sebastian fucking Bach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (0MVr3)

511
How about Duran Duran, and Hungry Like the Wolf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI

He smells like he sounds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (NMAzL)

512 The Go-Go's...

discuss whilst i scarf tacos y cerveza por dinner.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (TZU1B)

513 Oh FFS... I just found out late today that a person who works with a COUSIN OF MINE is taking aim at reshaping HIS office in their psychotically ambitious image using "diversity" and official accusations of insensitivity as their weapon.

This somehow doesn't feel like a new story. As usual it seems in these cases, the person doing the accusing is both mixed race and a vicious racist, not just toward whites but blacks as well, and is completely inappropriate even as recently as the same day they lodged their complaint... and now wants to cry wolf about everyone else. It seems they may be using this as a shield against another valid complaint against them that has nothing to do with race but rather their work.

And they have named MY COUSIN as one of the perpetrators. MY COUSIN who in their entire career has never even had a whiff of such an acccusation... has not yet found out what the complaint actually is, just that HE was specifically named. HE was having a great day and is now royally fucking pissed.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (uEbPt)

514 How do you do? Na, na, na, na. naa na na

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (JgA4k)

515 Did Molly Hatchet do any other song besides
"Flirtin' With Disaster"? That's the only one the local classic rock
station ever plays, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (NMAzL)

Fall of the PeacemakersGator Country
Beatin' The Odds
Whiskey Man

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (xPl2J)

516 Soothsayer: LOL! Thanks for reminding me...

I was listening to Richard Blade on SiriusXM's new wave station a few months ago, when he mentioned the lead singers of Cutting Crew and Wang Chung had gotten together to create a kind of supergroup.

Their name? But of course...
"The Wanking Crew."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (miE9U)

517 502
remember The Cutting Crew?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (f1en5)


Ooooo waaaahh. I just dieeed in your arms tonight!

The clothes weren't the only thing embarrassing about the 80s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (pUDQf)

518 The only clunker IMHO is Karma Chameleon, which makes no sense at all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (miE9U)


It makes perfect sense to us.

Posted by: Mayor Pete and spouse, hopefully the First American Gentleman at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

519 Bellamy Brothers

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (wCTys)

520 i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (DGS6j)

521 So, the Stupid Song meme continues tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

522 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQ

Well with an attitude like that you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

523 I admit I'm not a fan of the song "Windmills Of Your Mind," no matter who sings it. IMHO it sounds like the national anthem of flaky people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (miE9U)

524 Blues
Jazz
Light Rock
Heavy Metal Rock
Big Band
R & B
Classical
Orchestra
Farting dogs


anything but Rap.

lol = farting dogs

I'd split blues further into Delta Blues, Jazz Blues, and Texas Blues. (Stevie Ray Vaughn)

kinda partial to Texas Blues myself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (V2Yro)

525 Their cover of Dreams I'll Never See is one of the Classics!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (CLcKT)

I heard this on the radio last week and I couldn't believe it. First time I had ever heard it on the radio. DJ said it was a special request.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (xPl2J)

526 Paper Lace: Johnny Don't be a Hero.

And of course, Seasons in the Sun, Cat in the Cradle. Dog and the Butterfly, Evergreen, Rainbow Connection . . .

Mom listened to an Adult Contemporary station when I was little.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (KTmSx)

527 520 i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (DGS6j)

Seems like a lot of torture.

On the other hand, I sat through American Beauty to get laid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (0MVr3)

528 Did Molly Hatchet do any other song besides
"Flirtin' With Disaster"? That's the only one the local classic rock
station ever plays, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM


Fall Of The Peacemakers?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (CLcKT)

529

remember RED BONE?

The band of fake injuns.
They had one good tune, tho. I forget the name.

Red Bone also had a song "Custer Had It Coming," which really tried to cash in on their injun cred.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (f1en5)

530 Aha.

They deserve an award just for the great name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (4knXT)

531 Well with an attitude like that you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)


Oh shit!

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aS1PU)

532 >> i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.


Chris Isaak, who I love, should be paying Eddie Rabbit roylties.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (488xF)

533 redc1c4, I'm a Go-Gos fan and don't care who knows it. They could rock.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (miE9U)

534 522 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQ

Well with an attitude like that you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

Alabama, what have you done?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (0MVr3)

535 And they have named MY COUSIN as one of the perpetrators. MY COUSIN who in their entire career has never even had a whiff of such an acccusation... has not yet found out what the complaint actually is, just that HE was specifically named. HE was having a great day and is now royally fucking pissed.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (uEbPt)

is he white?

is he alive?

GUILTY!

this is the way it works now, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

536
Oh, and before Red Bone, the fake indian brothers had a little tiny song in the 60's called, I think, The Robot.

Kinda cool song.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (f1en5)

537 I heard this on the radio last week and I couldn't
believe it. First time I had ever heard it on the radio. DJ said it was a
special request.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM


They also did an acoustic version which is also very nice...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (CLcKT)

538 >>> you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)


Surprise us.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (wCTys)

539 523 I admit I'm not a fan of the song "Windmills Of Your Mind," no matter who sings it. IMHO it sounds like the national anthem of flaky people."

Now I disagree - but then I always associate it with the original Thomas Crown affair (that was the theme song) and it works perfectly for the mood and the setting of that film.

Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway, both in their primes, were about the sexiest couple ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (V2Yro)

540 Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle is great.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xPl2J)

541
I think I'd rather stick a dick in my ear
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (Rarvo)



Will you vote for me then?

Posted by: Mayor Pete and spouse, hopefully the First American Gentleman at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (sy5kK)

542 Evening, all. I'm re-adjusting. Been looking at Wilbur the guinea pig more closely the past few days.
I think Wilbur is a girl. There don't seem to be any cojones.

Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (VAirE)

543 >> i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.


I sat through a Rusted Root show (with G. Love and Special Sauce Opening) AND had dinner at an Afghani Restaurant all to bang an ex girlfriend's older sister.

I should have got an extra corner on my Man Card for that night!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (488xF)

544 Alabama, what have you done?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (0MVr3)


He's too chicken to do an all Yoko ONT.


I double dog dare you.


Running with scissors, boss!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (pUDQf)

545 Tom, hmmm...

Mark1971, I only recently discovered the Silk Degrees album. Yup, good stuff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (miE9U)

546 It's All Blues.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (wCTys)

547 When I was young, I could understand why people disliked the Beach Boys and loved the Beatles.

As I got older, I flipped. Not all of the surf stuff, but the other stuff they did, I like the Beach Boys. The straight a cappella stuff they have of some of their songs on youtube are pretty good in of themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (0MVr3)

548 540: this is known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (KP5rU)

549 Chris Isaak, who I love, should be paying Eddie Rabbit roylties.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (488xF)

I saw Eddie Rabbit in 1979 at the Lake Charles Civic Center.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

550
lulz

Here's Red Bone when they were "Pat And Lolly Vegas."

Here's their song: Robot Walk
It's cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeAXeSeIcho

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (f1en5)

551
We should have picked our own cotton. Failure to do so has cost us, by diversion of limited resources and other problems:

Our freedom
Healthcare that works
Moon colonies
Mars landings
Belt mining
Fusion power
An early end to the Vietnam war
A reasonably honest voting process
Safe schools and neighborhoods
A manageable drug problem
A manageable abortion problem
A society based on growth and expectation

Need I go on? The consequences of slavery, the problem of ex-slave (social/economic) Untermensch, has destroyed that Shining House on the Hill.

It's not skin melanin it's social/economic social norms and reinforcement of optimal/damaged DNA, and outright victimization by power hungry politicians and media whores who use them as a tool, weapon and rent-a-mob. As a group, 150 years of awful living conditions and worse choices has produced a permanent under class.

And it has cost us EVERYTHING.

It has cost us America.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (nxw5n)

552 540 Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle is great.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xPl2J)


Boz Scaggs recorded a lot at Muscle Shoals, AL, a famous studio that was actually a hole in the wall.

A lot of famous music was recorded there. There was a video a few years ago about it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

553 Sowing the Seeds of Love was epic.

Heh, I just finished listening to that tune just now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (HaL55)

554 In elementary school one time the teachers gathered all the 4th graders together to practice singing songs for an upcoming concert. One of their selections was Obla-Di Obla-Da by the Beatles. The chorus of life goes on, BRA, la la halley life goes on, had us giggling at the word BRA which is emphasized. The giggling led to an inability to get through the song to total anarchy. Yelling out BRA let all us little savages turn into hooting monkeys. The teachers tried substituting a word for BRA but that didn't stop it. They gave up in defeat and dropped the song.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (kQ8nA)

555 >>>Their cover of Dreams I'll Never See is one of the Classics!


Types.
Deletes

Walks away whistling

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)

556 Running with scissors, boss!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (pUDQf)

You wanna fall on those scissors, you go right ahead, man- just don't drag the rest of us down to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (0MVr3)

557 I'm not playing this game. I'm still miffed that no one paid any attention to my Minnie Ripperton comment last night.

Posted by: Maria Muldaur , Don't you feel my leg at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (xSo9G)

558 I love this live performance of "Done Got Over":


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SBNPEi2hNRE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Written for her by Ernie K-Doe, who was quite a character, in my personal experience.

I still have autographed K-Doe t shirts, and used to get special deals at the Mother in Law Lounge in the 9th Ward. But Miss Antoinette has left us too, so I probably have to pay for my drinks there next time.

Posted by: Miklos, can't Break-a-way at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

559 As I got older, I flipped. Not all of the surf stuff, but the other stuff they did, I like the Beach Boys. The straight a cappella stuff they have of some of their songs on youtube are pretty good in of themselves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (0MVr3)


Good Vibrations is a work of art.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (aS1PU)

560 Boz Scaggs recorded a lot at Muscle Shoals, AL, a famous studio that was actually a hole in the wall.



A lot of famous music was recorded there. There was a video a few years ago about it.


FAME Studios. The guy who made it famous passed away a couple of years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (HaL55)

561 Yes, I love this song. I've sought mental help over it too, to no avail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (miE9U)

562 549 Chris Isaak, who I love, should be paying Eddie Rabbit roylties.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (488xF)

I saw Eddie Rabbit in 1979 at the Lake Charles Civic Center.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (2DOZq)


was it raining that night?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

563 A word of advice, do not taunt the happy fun MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (3hr5B)

564 Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle is great.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xPl2J)

This is known.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (7njPr)

565 Worst. Song. Ever.

Feliz Navidad

From October on you hear it in the mall, stores, radio, Dr office ...

And its spawn :

Nachos Navidad
Burritos Navidad
Tacos Navidad
Chalupas Navidad
Beans Navidad

Someplace even had a steak Navidad FFS

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (FxJnm)

566 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI

Wilson Pickett with Duane Allman doing Hey Jude recorded at Mussel Shoals. I've seen that documentary and it's pretty good.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (xPl2J)

567 "What's Wrong With the 'No Trans' Dating Preference Debate"



Alternate Title:


'Why Vice Media Is Circling the Toilet Bowl'

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (ETHQn)

568 Any man who taunts the MisHum, gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (4knXT)

569 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

None of us are going to come out unscathed by all this Community Organizing.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (uEbPt)

570 I saw Bozz Scaggs in Daytona Beach at the bandshell. I think I was 11 so I guess that was my first concert, and it was free.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (kQ8nA)

571 >>>The straight a cappella stuff they have of some of their songs on youtube are pretty good in of themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (0MVr3)
------------------------------

Especially with the Wrecking Crew filling in the gaps.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (wCTys)

572 Alabama, what have you done?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (0MVr3

Yes! The Stompers. The documentary was awesome. Called 'Muscle Shoals'.

Very worth the watch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (pUDQf)

573 yeah it was awesome and worth it because isaak came down into the crowd and sang to me.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (DGS6j)

574 One of the best insults on the old Carol Burnett Show was when Mama (Vicki Lawrence) was pissed off at Eunice (Carol B.) going on and on about something stupid and she said "You got Splinters in the Windmills of Your Mind!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (V2Yro)

575 I've mentioned before, IMHO Boz Scaggs actually looks like an older Tim Allen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (miE9U)

576 I sat through a Rusted Root show (with G. Love and Special Sauce Opening) AND had dinner at an Afghani Restaurant all to bang an ex girlfriend's older sister.

I should have got an extra corner on my Man Card for that night!
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (488xF)


was this in Pittsburgh or Philly?

Posted by: Boxcar Willie at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (jp0Bv)

577 Swampers. Damn Auto Carrot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (pUDQf)

578 >>was this in Pittsburgh or Philly?


New York.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (488xF)

579 Tom, that was a great show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)

580 Yes! The Stompers. The documentary was awesome. Called 'Muscle Shoals'.


You talking about The Swampers?

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (OMsf+)

581 Name another pop song with an oboe part.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater


Here you go, and when you speak of me, speak well of me ---
because it's a fucking masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alvEUFJtMw8

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (8ZmvG)

582 Ahh, I see you were.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (OMsf+)

583 I'm not seriously taunting him. I'm a huge fan of MisHum and always appreciate the ONT content.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (pUDQf)

584 Interesting blog post by George RRRRR Marturd last night:

http://www.georgerrmartin.com/notablog/


Still plans on finishing the series in written form, may not end the same as the series.

And there seem to be Westeros-related shows in development at HBO now.

Don't really care, but interesting to note.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 11:43 PM (smc0A)

585 BB, it has a French Horn or something.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

586 582 Ahh, I see you were.
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (OMsf

Yes. Auto Carcass strikes again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:43 PM (pUDQf)

587 Chris Isaak

Baby did a bad thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzK_jZdKFw

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (S6Pax)

588 To this day, Chris Isaak reminds me of Twin Peaks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (miE9U)

589 573 yeah it was awesome and worth it because isaak came down into the crowd and sang to me.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (DGS6j)

She gets the respect of this 'ron. She knew what she wanted and paid the price gladly. None of us can ask for more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (0MVr3)

590 578 >>was this in Pittsburgh or Philly?


New York.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (488xF)

I figured it had to be in PA for Rusted Root. I'll take PA adjacent for half credit.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (jp0Bv)

591 Molly Hatchett did a serviceable cover of "Dreams I'll Never See". I never liked "Flirtin' With Disaster". I got the vibe they were an ersatz Skynyrd replacement after they pranged their plane.

Another obscure song I kind of like just because, "How Much Is A Ticket Back To Georgia" by Head East, off their Flat As A Pancake album.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SVPcU)

592 you went to an Afghani restaurant?

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (DGS6j)

593
I'd split blues further into Delta Blues, Jazz Blues, and Texas Blues. (Stevie Ray Vaughn)

kinda partial to Texas Blues myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (V2Yro)



yes, yes, and yes.


Muddy Waters said it best: The Blues had a baby, and they named it Rock and Roll.

All good Rock and Roll has it's origins and character from Blues.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

594 I still want to hear Metallica cover Sundown, Gordon Lightfoot's song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (miE9U)

595 All of Pet Sounds is fantastic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

596 Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list, I posit.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Cssks)

597 Cosmic, yup.
I love that Brian Wilson left in some mistakes, like the background chatter in Here Today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)

598 Anybody like The Babys? I play their greatest hits album occasionally and there is some good stuff on it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:47 PM (xPl2J)

599 Aha.
They deserve an award just for the great name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I think "The The" wins the great name contest.

How did they manage to troll Google from 1979?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2019 11:47 PM (P1f+c)

600 For a while I thought Molly Hatchet sang Copperhead Road.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (pUDQf)

601 >>you went to an Afghani restaurant?


I should have gotten Hazard Pay from the ManGuild that night.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (488xF)

602 Big tornado on the ground in NE Oklahoma, right now in Delaware County.

Posted by: Vendette at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (KpItb)

603 Best song titles are hands-down country songs.

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

is a classic.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (kQ8nA)

604 Any man who taunts the MisHum, gets a night in the box.

Nah, they get a 100% Yoko thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (pPNCa)

605 >>Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list


Are you kidding?
Some of the best tones ever to come out of a 59 Les paul are on that LP.
Martin Barre was a monster on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (488xF)

606 BB, it has a French Horn or something.

Pretty sure it has a smallish orchestra in it. That was the first song that popped into my head when I heard "oboe part." Not an instrument you normally associate with rock music.

My favorite musical era was between '65 and '75. Lots and lots of good stuff got made during that time. Brand new genres like classical rock (based on classical music, later known as "progressive rock"), psychedelia ("acid rock"), the British blues invasion, the Beatles and the Stones, an awful lot was going on all at once during that time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (HaL55)

607 594 I still want to hear Metallica cover Sundown, Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (miE9U

They did a decent job with Whiskey in the Jar

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (pUDQf)

608 The best rap song was Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" from 1965. It's been all downhill since then.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)

609 Any man who taunts the MisHum, gets a night in the box.



whose box?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (MTjB1)

610 I think it was Duane Allman who got his start at Muscle Shoals. He camped out there in a tent, eventually got hired as a janitor. The rest, as they say, is History.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (SVPcU)

611 Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list, I posit.
Posted by: mnw
--------

Heh. Bumpersticker:

'Joe Biden'
'Eying Little Girls With Bad Intent'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (xSo9G)

612 583 I'm not seriously taunting him. I'm a huge fan of MisHum and always appreciate the ONT content.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (pUDQf)


Evil, sinister chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)

613 >>I think it was Duane Allman who got his start at Muscle Shoals.


He was on a TON of stuff, as a session player.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (488xF)

614 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Needle Point.

Actually, that's counted cross-stitch (which I've never done--I did all my sewing on sports equipment and rats).

Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (U2esv)

615 rickl, no, the best rap song is Happiness Is A Warm Gun. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

616 596 Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list, I posit.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Cssks)

More for subject matter than song though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (0MVr3)

617 SKY VAGINA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (pw+jk)

618 you even your favorite songs ever, how much of their greatness is because of what you were doing.


like the theme for chips

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (MTjB1)

619 Booknlass, the problem with the early 80's music was that I was not happy then and the music reminds me.

Tears for Fears is one of the worst. Good song, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (KTmSx)

620 Evil, sinister chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G

You know who else had an evil, sinister chuckle??

That's right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (pUDQf)

621 hanging out with Perry Mason

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (xIKXj)

622 Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)


Someone has a BD on Friday

Since it is Daves night I will wish mr. Zimmerman a happy early BD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

623 guessing that the reason neil diamond worked so well in the 90s is that everything from the 90s sucked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

624 Any Morgan James fans here?

https://tinyurl.com/yd4q3ssp

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (EfMCv)

625
A sort of 1940's style cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (f1en5)

626
Nah, they get a 100% Yoko thread.
Posted by: Basement Cat


Long Yoko

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (aKsyK)

627 608 The best rap song was Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" from 1965. It's been all downhill since then.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)


damn. you are correct.


so I correct my earlier post, there is ONE rap song that I like.

I didn't know it was rap, because it was 1965.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

628 hanging out with Perry Mason
Posted by: booknlass at M


would have guessed you were more paul drake than perry. hell would have guessed you were more della street than perry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (MTjB1)

629 The Worst Name for a Lead Singer was the dude in "Question Mark and the Mysterions". I think he actually tried to change his name to "?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (V2Yro)

630
Evil, sinister chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G


You know who else had an evil, sinister chuckle??


That's right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM


Maybe I'll just lurk tomorrow evening...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (CLcKT)

631 605 garrett

Ok. You are obviously more knowledgeable about "Aqualung" than I. I just always thought it was unlistenable.

I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)

632 oboe in a song, that might not be a pop song, but... The Cranes
youtu.be/UI3oU-50UiQ
pure beauty

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)

633 Yoko Ono: The Lost Sessions

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)

634 'Joe Biden'
'Eying Little Girls With Bad Intent'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Little girls with bad intent? I can't blame them. If Joe Biden was eying me, I'd have bad intentions, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (P1f+c)

635 Speaking of recording studios, Dave Grohl did a good documentary called Sound City. He rescued a quite famous mixer board from there before the place was sold off. Lots of famous albums recorded on it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (pUDQf)

636 In terms of album sales and comcert draw, the Brits were tough to beat.

Figure - Beatles/Stones/Led Zeppelin from '65 to '75 they had a lock. No Americans really came close. Maybe Dylan .. and ... the Eagles? Like 'em or not, the iggles sold a shitload of albums. "Greatest Hits" is probably one of the best selling albums ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SVPcU)

637
I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)

-------

It could have been worse. It could have been a tuba.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (4knXT)

638 The Worst Name for a Lead Singer was the dude in "Question Mark and the Mysterions". I think he actually tried to change his name to "?"

Posted by: Tom Servo


Is that where Prince got the idea?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (P1f+c)

639 "Interesting blog post by George RRRRR Marturd last night:




Still plans on finishing the series in written form, may not end the same as the series."


Planning and doing seem to be mutually exclusive with him these days.


No way that guy's heart has enough juice to make it through all the threads he's gotta tie up.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ETHQn)

640 you know, kind of funny thing, the music from the 90s sucked but so did girls listening to neil diamond. wonder how that worked? some sort of cosmic offset or something.

sucky music but sucking girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

641 Good evening one and all

Absolutely beautiful photo up top.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (IDhUW)

642 Muddy Waters said it best: The Blues had a baby, and they named it Rock and Roll.



All good Rock and Roll has it's origins and character from Blues.



All rock and all jazz, too. The thing about the Blues is that it speaks to everyone. There's not anyone who doesn't get it.

There are only two kinds of people: Blues fans and people who will become blues fans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (HaL55)

643 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (pUDQf)


Who
And

Hope you're around Later this week

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G)

644
A sort of 1940's style cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU



If you watch this, keep your eye on the bass player in the back.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (f1en5)

645 624 Any Morgan James fans here?

https://tinyurl.com/yd4q3ssp
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (EfMCv)

DAYAMM!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (V2Yro)

646 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

647 >> You are obviously more knowledgeable about "Aqualung" than I. I just always thought it was unlistenable.


It's a terrible recording for some reason I forget.

But, that LP has some incredible guitar work on it.
There's a story about the Solo on Locomotive Breath being cut while Jimmy Page was in the control room. (Zep was concurrently recording for Houses of the Holy).
When Barre finished and asked if he should do another take, Page told the Engineer to tell Barre he didn't need to.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (488xF)

648 >>>I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.

now that's funny

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (DGS6j)

649 A sort of 1940's style cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (f1en5)


Yeah I could watch that all day. It's like a little playground. Sounds good too.
Her Intergalactic is also pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D207V63EBXk

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (uEbPt)

650 635; i saw that about a month ago bama, good stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

651 I liked the album Aqualung a lot.


The first 350 times I listened to it.


And that is really the problem with a lot of songs, they get so overplayed, what was once an interesting piece of music becomes annoying, even disgusting.



But I still like Aqualung. Haven't listened to it in maybe a decade, though.

Might pull it out later tonight.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

652 Obscure pop music trivia: John Sebastian played harmonica on Gordon Lightfoot's Recording of 'The Pony Man'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (xSo9G)

653 >>Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list





Are you kidding?

Some of the best tones ever to come out of a 59 Les paul are on that LP.

Martin Barre was a monster on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (488xF)


I learned the entire lead to that song JUST to test the tone on vintage guitars. Me, despicable metal me, so what does THAT tell you?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

654 Hope you're around Later this week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G




Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (pUDQf)

655 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth
--------

'Show me the way to the next little girl'?

Posted by: Jim Morrison at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (xSo9G)

656 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)


Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (uEbPt)

657 >>I still like Aqualung. Haven't listened to it in maybe a decade, though.


Once every 2 years or so I dust off the DCC LP and let'r rip.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (488xF)

658 Yoko Ono: The Lost Sessions
Posted by: Cicero


Sean Ono Lennon was on The Beatles Sirius XM channel last Friday, and was talking about songs that his mother had made while The Plastic Ono Band existed.
And yes, it was just crap. So...I changed the station.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 21, 2019 12:00 AM (S6Pax)

659 qdpsteve, do you SERIOUSLY not know the lyrics to "Brown Sugar"?

Enjoy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxrhbp4l

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 21, 2019 12:00 AM (QU+qf)

660
There are only two kinds of people: Blues fans and people who will become blues fans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (HaL55)


BB. consider your comment officially stolen.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:00 AM (sy5kK)

661 650 635; i saw that about a month ago bama, good stuff.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

As much as I disliked Nirvana, Dave Grohl is an excellent musician.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (pUDQf)

662 Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: ... at May 2




no it is "hey little girl, want some candy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

663 631 I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.

How about Chris Wood's work with Traffic?

Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (U2esv)

664 i hope no posters here were in journey. if so, i apologize for the knock.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (DGS6j)

665 >>I learned the entire lead to that song JUST to test the tone on vintage guitars. Me, despicable metal me, so what does THAT tell you?


My ears are ok.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (488xF)

666 AVENGE ME

Posted by: THE HAG at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (uEbPt)

667 It's cold and rainy here in the Bay Area in MAY! Freakin MAY which is summer light here. This is a fucking ice age, book it.

Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QCc6B)

668 Eleanor, thanks I think :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (miE9U)

669 i hope no posters here were in journey. if so, i apologize for the knock.
Posted by: trapper's girl at M




never ever apologize for a silly opinion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (MTjB1)

670 The best rap song was Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

Look, just because you never listened to Carson J Robison is no reason to think that Bob Dylan never listened to Carson J Robison.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (8ZmvG)

671 Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QCc6B)

LOL, can you "book" an ice age? It's a solar minimum. Should be done in like 10 years.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)

672 There are only two kinds of people: Blues fans and people who will become blues fans.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (HaL55)



...and then there was me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (9Om/r)

673 >>It's cold and rainy here in the Bay Area in MAY!


MISSION IN THE RAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YXqqMCVbts

Posted by: JGB at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (488xF)

674 664 i hope no posters here were in journey. if so, i apologize for the knock.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (DGS6j

Journey, like most successful bands, was overplayed on the radio. I get some folks dislike. But Steve Perry was a once in a lifetime vocalist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (pUDQf)

675 'Show me the way to the next little girl'?
Posted by: Jim Morrison

Berthold Brecht, 1929!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (FTlwv)

676 The Marshall Tucker Band had a flute player.
Tony Iommi plays flute on Solitude from Master Of Reality.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (xPl2J)

677 Music tonight, hmmmmm

Mozart, Chopin, Bach, Rachmaninov

Raindrop Prelude by Chopin is one of my favorites.

2 Cellos do some amazing songs.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (IDhUW)

678 What kind of glorious horn/woodwind is used in Into the Mystic?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

679 Obscure pop music trivia: John Sebastian played harmonica on Gordon Lightfoot's Recording of 'The Pony Man'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (xSo9G)

And Rod Stewart played harmonica on Millie Smalls' recording of "My Boy Lollipop".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (7njPr)

680 Cubs lose in the 10th.
And, "Black Mama, White Mama" (also know as Hot, Hard, and Mean in the UK) is on the IND channel. Pam Grier, Margaret Markov.

From 1973. One star rating.

I'm amused.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (ufFY8)

681 Sean Ono Lennon was on The Beatles Sirius XM channel last Friday

Sirius XM had one of their periodic free weeks to try to get me to sign up.

The Beatles channel was hosted by Neil Sedaka, who told anecdotes about the important influence that Neil Sedaka had on the Beatles, played a Neil Sedaka song inspired by the Beatles, and failed to play any actual Beatles songs.

Pass.

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

682 I liked thick as a brick better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

683 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

And please to not taunt MisHum lest he torture us with links to She Who Must Not Be Named Because If You Say Her Name Three Times, She'll Show Up Unbidden Like BeetleJuice Did In That Movie And Make Our Lives A Musical Hell And We Don't Want That Now Do We?


Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (HaL55)

684 Hang in there until it kicks in...

Posted by: JGB at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (488xF)

685 no, I like the smart ones, Y5


kindltot, the 80's were fricken' rough for me too. I sympathize

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (xIKXj)

686 I think he actually tried to change his name to "?"

Posted by: Tom Servo


The first song by a Canadian band ('68 or '69, I think) was cut but there was an issue with the band's name for the single.

The demo copies had "?", a question mark, as the name of the band.


Guess Who the band was?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (sy5kK)

687 I see ace has been fasting on the beach again.

Posted by: literally serious at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (M/hAK)

688 I love this chick's voice. In this band she's epic. Damn, I was never much of a fan of symphonic metal, but this is amazing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

689 Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (HaL55

I played with fire tonight.

I regret nothing!!!

I may later though. Lol.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (pUDQf)

690 John Sebastian played harmonica on Gordon Lightfoot's Recording of 'The Pony Man'

John Sebastian's father was the best harmonica player in the world.
Always check those credits for "Sr." and "Jr."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (8ZmvG)

691 LeftCoast, you answered your own question :-)

Also, the Four Seasons once released a single under the name The Wonder Who.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (miE9U)

692 It's a solar minimum. Should be done in like 10 years.
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (3hr5B)

693 646 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

'I have puppies in my van.' was never that good of a line. Sorry dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 12:07 AM (0MVr3)

694 Hey, have you guys ever heard about this internet thing? I just clicked on something about the Rolling Stones and it took me to another thing about the Rolling Stones and I've been in a Rolling Stones rabbit hole for the last two hours or so.

What day is it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (fuK7c)

695 692
As Zombie Edward Maunder snickers quietly to himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (3hr5B)

696 guessing that the reason neil diamond worked so well in the 90s is that everything from the 90s sucked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (MTjB1)


I started listening to Ska and swing in the 90's.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (KTmSx)

697 676 The Marshall Tucker Band had a flute player.
Tony Iommi plays flute on Solitude from Master Of Reality.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (xPl2J)


Outstanding Southern Rock. Around the same era as the Allman Brothers.

*wipes tear*

such fantastic music in just a few years.

compare to today. what the hell has happened?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (sy5kK)

698 >>I started listening to Ska and swing in the 90's.


Skankin' Pickle?

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (488xF)

699 Snowing right now. Not a lot, but it's sticking on grassy areas, and my deck, and the vehicles, of course.

Kinda funny to hear people bitch about it, like it's some kind of affront to normality. Look. We live in the shadow of the Rocky Mountains. this happens. kind of a lot, really. I remember as a kid in Wyoming we often saw snow flurries on Memorial Day weekend, or cold rain at least.

Weather is gonna do whatever the fuck it wants to. So it's snowing right now. Better a light snowfall than the hellish tornado activity to the east of us. I pray for those folks out that way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (uzjER)

700 compare to today. what the hell has happened?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (sy5kK


I wish I knew. Auto tune and rap, I surmise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (pUDQf)

701 688: berserker, there is some symphonic metal that has grown on me. there's some talent there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (KP5rU)

702 @667 Max Power-it's only rainy and cool here in the Bay Area because I'm going back to work at Chevron Refinery here in Richmond plus I washed both my vehicles last Thursday. It's my fault.

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (lyZbS)

703 the Eagles? Like 'em or not, the iggles sold a shitload of albums. "Greatest Hits" is probably one of the best selling albums ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SVPcU)


I enjoyed The Eagles from the start (Take It Easy). I bought one cassette (for the car) I liked, the 'On the Border' one. It has some bubblegum angst songs which I loathe straight into the pits of Hell. But it also has 'Already Gone', one of their underrated songs (at least by my unscientific viewing of their popular songs). Saw them in concert in '75 on that album's tour, with a still-country -- and still good looking -- Linda Ronstadt opening.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 12:10 AM (Y8PSl)

704 Look, just because you never listened to Carson J Robison is no reason to think that Bob Dylan never listened to Carson J Robison.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (8ZmvG)


Heh, I was going to link this as an early example of rap, but you beat me to it:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GkLQsO3kXpU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:10 AM (7njPr)

705 Oh that's funny. I just parachuted into the thread and it turns out y'all were already talking about music.

*keeps scrolling up*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (fuK7c)

706 "I love this chick's voice. In this band she's epic. Damn, I was never much of a fan of symphonic metal, but this is amazing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

That isn't even a drum kit. It is a "Percussion Rescue Vehicle".

Posted by: Sick Boy at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (Ckg4U)

707 RickZ, I've always enjoyed the Eagles, even though I know they were douchebags in real life. Thankfully that didn't come through so much on the actual albums, at least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (miE9U)

708 694 Hey, have you guys ever heard about this internet thing? I just clicked on something about the Rolling Stones and it took me to another thing about the Rolling Stones and I've been in a Rolling Stones rabbit hole for the last two hours or so.

What day is it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (fuK7c)


Did you thank Al Gore? That is just one of his many inventions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

709 I started listening to Ska and swing in the 90's.
Posted by: Kindltot at M




you know, they would be like mouthwash for getting nirvana out of your mouth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (MTjB1)

710 Night all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

711 Weren't the Eagles mostly the Stone Ponies who were Linda Ronstadt's backup band?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (fuK7c)

712 Saxa (player) from the (English) Beat was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:13 AM (PUmDY)

713 711 Weren't the Eagles mostly the Stone Ponies who were Linda Ronstadt's backup band?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (fuK7c

I believe this is correct. At least the Linda Ronstadt part.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:13 AM (pUDQf)

714 Bandersnatch, no. Stone Poneys were a whole different band.

The Eagles were Linda's backup band when she was a solo artist, and playing a (free?) show at Disneyland in 1970. I believe that's how Frey and Henley met.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:13 AM (miE9U)

715 Since Bob Dylan has been ragged on do you guys hate all harmonica players because I kind of like Blues Traveler and John Popper.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:14 AM (2DOZq)

716 Stone Poneys were, per wiki:

Bobby Kimmell
Kenny Edwards
Shep Cooke
Kit Alderson
John Forsha
John Ware
John Keski
Herb Steiner
Bill Martin

... none of whom were ever in the Eagles.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:15 AM (miE9U)

717 RickZ, I've always enjoyed the Eagles, even though I know they were douchebags in real life. Thankfully that didn't come through so much on the actual albums, at least.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (miE9U)

I think Don Felder seems cool. I've heard him being interviewed on the local rock station before. Sounds like a nice guy who got dicked by that other Don.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:15 AM (uzjER)

718 Since Bob Dylan has been ragged on do you guys hate all harmonica players because I kind of like Blues Traveler and John Popper.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:14 AM (2DOZq)

Who hates harmonica players? There are many awesome blues harmonica players.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)

719 Fun facts: there was actually a British Invasion band in teh 1960s called The Eagles, who had only one very minor hit I believe.

There was also a 1960s Brit Invasion band called Nirvana.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (miE9U)

720 636 In terms of album sales and comcert draw, the Brits were tough to beat.

Figure - Beatles/Stones/Led Zeppelin from '65 to '75 they had a lock. No Americans really came close. Maybe Dylan .. and ... the Eagles? Like 'em or not, the iggles sold a shitload of albums. "Greatest Hits" is probably one of the best selling albums ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SVPcU)


I dunno about Dylan. Maybe cumulative album sales over 50-60 years, but he never had a monster hit album on the scale of "Dark Side of the Moon" or even "Frampton Comes Alive" for that matter.

I don't think he ever had a #1 single. "Like a Rolling Stone" topped out at #2, while the Beatles' "Help!" stubbornly held the #1 spot.

I remember seeing a website that showed the week-by-week movements of the top 20 singles since the 1950s, but I didn't save it. It was interesting to look at.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (sdi6R)

721 Stone Poneys were, per wiki:


Yes, but looking things up is cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (fuK7c)

722 gotta do some stuff, so you all have a great night!


great trip down musical memory lane, thanks all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (sy5kK)

723 Whenever it's Amazon's own carrier delivering my package, it's usually late. They have a long way to go just to reach their prime promises, much less 1 day delivery. I've come to really dislike the word exception.

Posted by: Quilp at May 21, 2019 12:17 AM (Bf3hj)

724 great flute player for Joe Walsh

italian name.... Joe Vitale!

love early solo Walsh.

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 12:17 AM (xIKXj)

725 I dunno about Dylan.

Does Frampton deserve a Nobel Prize?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (fuK7c)

726
Fun facts: there was actually a British Invasion band in teh 1960s called The Eagles, who had only one very minor hit I believe.

There was also a 1960s Brit Invasion band called Nirvana.
Posted by: qdpsteve


There was another called The Birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)

727 That isn't even a drum kit. It is a "Percussion Rescue Vehicle".
Posted by: Sick Boy


No, that would be Mike Portnoy's "Siamese Monster" setup.

https://youtu.be/XFo8UgrUkNA

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (P1f+c)

728 Skankin' Pickle?
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (488xF)


Skankin Pickle, Skahoovian Epitones, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Skavoovie and the Epitones . . . uyup.

Lord knows how I got from The Cure and Echo and the Bunnymen to Reel Big Fish and Cherry Poppin' Daddies in under ten years.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (KTmSx)

729 Bertram, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (miE9U)

730 love this chick's voice. In this band she's epic. Damn, I was never much of a fan of symphonic metal, but this is amazing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

Evanescence

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (2DOZq)

731 Since Bob Dylan has been ragged on do you guys hate all harmonica players because I kind of like Blues Traveler and John Popper.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
-----------


Hate? You want hate?
Just wait until I mention Roger Sprung.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

732 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo
--Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

Dude has more cymbals than Ancient Egyptian Tombs.

Posted by: Sick Boy at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

733 @704 I have his damn songbook, from when my dad was a kid.
He was also responsible for the original Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Dad still is a big fan of Bradley Kincaid. These kids nowadays who think they've had it with a song only know the third and fourth novelty re-makes of"On Top of Old Smokey."


Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (8ZmvG)

734
Heh. Uber and Lyft drivers have learned a clever trick to jack up prices. While waiting near the airports, they all shut off their apps simultaneously when a place lands.

This makes the system think there is a shortage of drivers as demand for rides spikes, causes the system to spike prices.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7051735

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (NMAzL)

735 Funny thing about the Eagles, from my perspective: I heard all kinds of their singles on the radio back in the day, but I had no clue that it was all the same band, because of all the different lead singers. Also I was deep into Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath and Judas Priest, tec. at the time.

When I finally heard the albums The Long Run and Hotel California a switch went off in my head: Wait. that's the same fucking band?

Huh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (uzjER)

736 Evanescence
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (2DOZq)

Ms Lee has a great voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0MVr3)

737 Hate? You want hate?
Just wait until I mention Roger Sprung.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

Of Sprung Instant Structures?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (7njPr)

738 Fun facts: there was actually a British Invasion band in teh 1960s called The Eagles, who had only one very minor hit I believe.

There was also a 1960s Brit Invasion band called Nirvana.
Posted by: qdpsteve

There was another called The Birds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Sometimes that makes the "new" band change their name, other times not.

Dream Theater was "Majesty" in their pre-album days.

The Japanese band "X" became "X Japan".

Swedish "Drain" became "Drain STH" (Stockholm's airport code.)

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (P1f+c)

739 There was actually a very short-lived band in the mid 1960s that was signed to Motown, called the Mynah Birds.

It featured... not a joke... Rick James *and* Neil Young.

Unfortunately I believe James got himself arrested for something before they could put an album together, and Motown never released anything by them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (miE9U)

740 Obscure pop music trivia . . .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (xSo9G)


. . . question: Who was the only other singer than Robert Plant to be heard on a Led Zeppelin studio album (don't know about concerts)? I'll give a clue: She was given album cover credit for the cut. Singer, album and song. Bonus points for her most famous band.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (Y8PSl)

741 love early solo Walsh.

---

Joe Walsh is now crazy, but not in a fun way.

He will NOT let anyone put a spotlight on him when they're doing an arena show-- so you can't see him. And if they do spotlight him, he will have a meltdown and literally stop the show and bitch about it.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (sktRI)

742 mikeski, yup.
The Beatles supposedly went through a ton of names. The Quarrymen, Johnny & the Moondogs, The Silver Beatles.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:22 AM (miE9U)

743 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

For Memorial Day.

Five Finger Death Punch, they get it.

Posted by: Don Q at May 21, 2019 12:22 AM (NgKpN)

744 Skankin Pickle, Skahoovian Epitones, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Skavoovie and the Epitones . . . uyup.


PASO-Pannonia All Stars Ska Orchestra

https://www.youtube.com/user/pannoniaallstars

Posted by: Miklos, Magyar ranking full stop at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

745 great trip down musical memory lane, thanks all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (sy5kK)

If we had gone down musical mammary lane, we could have seen Dolly Parton.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (7njPr)

746 you know, nearly all of my favorite singers are women. something about the very best women singers, haunting quality to them.

the other thing it is nice to hear some cute woman not bitching about things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

747 In case Beartooth happens by - answer is yes, I think I have written down your reco'd books on Rzhev, and no, I have not read any of them yet. Have stopped buying books, generally, and get them from the public library and the universities I can access via the public library. None of those in the collections - not shocking, but there are some surprising books that are. These obscure history books can cost big $, adding additional disincentive to buy. We'll see, when the oil wells start producing and the lottery winnings begin to pour in, might resume buying.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

748 Zappa's first band, 'Captain Muffler and the Glasspacks'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (xSo9G)

749 Hate? You want hate?
Just wait until I mention Roger Sprung.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

Bluegrass can do that .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (2DOZq)

750 Ms Lee has a great voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0MVr3)

Seconded. Shame she won't do new music.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (pUDQf)

751 Joe Walsh is now crazy, but not in a fun way.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (sktRI)

Saw a Les Paul session on Yootoobz featuring Joe. It was...weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (uzjER)

752 Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables, so you can see yourself while you are eating?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (PUmDY)

753 >>Lord knows how I got from The Cure and Echo and the Bunnymen to Reel Big Fish and Cherry Poppin' Daddies in under ten years.


Maybe blame Fishbone. It's how most people found ska, in my experience.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (488xF)

754 youtube.com/watch?v=HWxMj6IQbJc

Posted by: white rabbit at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (K1IUD)

755 >>>Who hates harmonica players? There are many awesome blues harmonica players.


John Kay Steppenwolf Wolf
Warren Zevon
Ian Hunter Mott the Hoople

Just to name a few harp players

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (aA3+G)

756 Who was the only other singer than Robert Plant to be heard on a Led Zeppelin studio album (don't know about concerts)? I'll give a clue: She was given album cover credit for the cut. Singer, album and song. Bonus points for her most famous band.
--

Battle of Evermore?

Yes, I cheated and looked it up.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (sktRI)

757 >> Who was the only other singer than Robert Plant to be heard on a Led Zeppelin studio album (don't know about concerts)? I'll give a clue: She was given album cover credit for the cut. Singer, album and song. Bonus points for her most famous band.


Sandy Denny on Zoso.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (488xF)

758 shibumi, Sandy Denny.
She was huge for a short time in the late 1960s/early 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (miE9U)

759 yes, joe walsh has lost his mind. but, hey, it was a short drive.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

760 garrett beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (miE9U)

761 It's not from the 80s but this it was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9iTjVfh558

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (wCTys)

762 I see the pestilence outside my window
I see the dung heaps piled at least a mile high

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (lyZbS)

763 >>Who hates harmonica players? There are many awesome blues harmonica players.


Mickey Raphael

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (488xF)

764 shibumi, Sandy Denny.
She was huge for a short time in the late 1960s/early 1970s.
--

The funny part about all of it?

I never realized that it was a woman. I thought it was Robert Plant in a higher octave.

/I am shamed

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (sktRI)

765 >>I see the pestilence outside my window
I see the dung heaps piled at least a mile high


Hands down - the BEST Live Shows, ever.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (488xF)

766 Joe Walsh is now crazy, but not in a fun way.

He will NOT let anyone put a spotlight on him when they're doing an arena show-- so you can't see him. And if they do spotlight him, he will have a meltdown and literally stop the show and bitch about it.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (sktRI)

Did his nose fall off? Sometimes that happens.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (jp0Bv)

767 It's how most people found ska, in my experience.


There were, I think, two skas. One was before reggae and they played for Two Tone records and played songs about "the higher the monkey climbs, the more he expose" in the sixties.

And then in the seventies there was a post-reggae ska revival. So, two skas.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

768 Sandy Denny on Zoso.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (488xF)

Sandy Denny died tragically young. Love her song, "I Wonder Where the Time Goes?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:28 AM (7njPr)

769 shibumi, LOL.

I thought that Owner Of A Broken Heart was sung by a woman for quite some time before realizing it was Jon Anderson.

Also, Jackie Blue by Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Turns out it was sung by their drummer, who had this funny talent of being able making himself sound exactly like a fairly sexy woman when he sang.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:28 AM (miE9U)

770 A third party Kenny Loggins story:

Hotel. Chicago.

"colon cleansing"

Not welcome back at hotel

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:28 AM (sktRI)

771 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (fuK7c)

Hardy har har that's a negative blueberry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 12:29 AM (aA3+G)

772 ...Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: ... at May 2




no it is "hey little girl, want some candy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)




Or the Jewish version:


*pulls up in scuzzy old van*

*dirty old man voice*


"...wanna buy some candy liddle gurrrrl?"



Damn, that joke wasn't Kosher, wuzzit?

*denounces self*

*tips hat to the Tribe*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

773 Led Zeppelin were, right at the beginning, mere hangers-on to the Brit folk scene of which Sandy Denny was reigning queen. She up and died, is all.

It's part of British folk music.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (8ZmvG)

774 Actually Jimmy gets one vocal on a Zep tune.
The word - 'Stop'
From Out on the Tiles.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (488xF)

775 A third party Kenny Loggins story:

Hotel. Chicago.

"colon cleansing"

Not welcome back at hotel
Posted by: shibumi,

I guess that explains the Caddyshack theme.

Posted by: Miklos, who was almost in that movie at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

776 I read Goin to California was about Joni Mitchell. Isn't she from Canada?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

777 yes mickey is good. i saw him at harrah's lake tahoe when the lead gave me his scarf.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:31 AM (DGS6j)

778 the perry mason song rocks. don't you think?

good night all. fun music chatting with you

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 12:31 AM (xIKXj)

779 Also, Jackie Blue by Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Turns out it was sung by their drummer, who had this funny talent of being able making himself sound exactly like a fairly sexy woman when he sang.
--

OMG. I always thought that was a woman too.

A man singing like a woman? Not hot. Really. NOT. Hot.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (sktRI)

780 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (EpiSx)

781 Mikklos, I will listen to your Hungarian Ska, but here is Catalan Ska, La Fumiga

https://youtu.be/38Cv0P_Huck

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (KTmSx)

782 Sandy Denny is Fairport Convention. Which coexists with Steeleye Span. Which are both sort of spiritual godfathers to the Pogues.

The idea of giving rock and roll balls to English and Celtic folk music will always be good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (fuK7c)

783 >>yes mickey is good. i saw him at harrah's lake tahoe when the lead gave me his scarf.


So. Chris Isaak sings to you adnguys give you their scarves from stage?

You are either hot, or you have great tits and you are hot.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (488xF)

784 shibumi, yup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31wwyteRqo

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:33 AM (miE9U)

785 I listened to little Stevie Wonder right up until it dawned on me that he is full bore racist.

Stevie ought to give all the white people that bought his records their money back.

How does he *know* he is black?

Posted by: free tibet at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (Ibwur)

786 "No, that would be Mike Portnoy's "Siamese Monster" setup."
https://youtu.be/XFo8UgrUkNA
-Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (P1f+c)

Okay. If that last setup was a "Percussion Rescue Vehicle", this one is an "Impact Hospital Wing".

...tune notwithstanding.

Posted by: Sick Boy at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)

787 just lucky i guess.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (DGS6j)

788 >>just lucky i guess.


So, The later. I knew it!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (488xF)

789 @765 garrett-agreed, they put on a hell of a show. Seen them a couple times. Last iteration Rocky George was playing in the band. A bit of a treat for me. They're playing here in Cali in August ....Thunder Valley casino

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:35 AM (lyZbS)

790 Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: ... at May 2




no it is "hey little girl, want some candy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)



Or the Jewish version:


*pulls up in scuzzy old van*

*dirty old man voice*


"...wanna buy some candy liddle gurrrrl?"



Damn, that joke wasn't Kosher, wuzzit?

*denounces self*

*tips hat to the Tribe*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at M'''




everything is good, however, there was a guy I knew who used the little girl line in bars. was his thing. worked for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

791 Garrett, ever been to the Gorge for shows?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:36 AM (PUmDY)

792 She was huge for a short time in the late 1960s/early 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (miE9U)


A fall down some stairs and hitting her head on concrete, and medication side-effects, in '78 did her in. But they say she was getting strange a few years before she died.

Love her Fairport Convention stuff, though. She had that haunting quality in her strong voice.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (Y8PSl)

793 I read Goin to California was about Joni Mitchell. Isn't she from Canada?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

Ft. MacLeod Alberta, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (7njPr)

794 >>They're playing here in Cali in August ....Thunder Valley casino


Sweet. I have had my nose broken in 3 pits.

Twice by Angelo. Goofy stage diving bastard always lands boot first on my nose!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (488xF)

795 case Beartooth happens by - answer is yes, I think I have written down your reco'd books on Rzhev, and no, I have not read any of them yet. Have stopped buying books, generally, and get them from the public library and the universities I can access via the public library. None of those in the collections - not shocking, but there are some surprising books that are. These obscure history books can cost big $, adding additional disincentive to buy. We'll see, when the oil wells start producing and the lottery winnings begin to pour in, might resume buying.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QDn

Hi Rhomboid,

Just saw this after getting back from the night patrol with the dog. Since this ended up a music thread I was going to post the book names tomorrow night.

I believe the kindle books were free or $1.99. Not too much of a splurge.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (5q9y4)

796 No, Charlie. Only time I was at that place was before a show...I don't like people enough to spend a weekend at a venue like that.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (488xF)

797 >>> 542 Evening, all. I'm re-adjusting. Been looking at Wilbur the guinea pig more closely the past few days.
I think Wilbur is a girl. There don't seem to be any cojones.
Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (VAirE)

So... Wilbur is really Wilma?


>>> 591 Molly Hatchett did a serviceable cover of "Dreams I'll Never See". I never liked "Flirtin' With Disaster". I got the vibe they were an ersatz Skynyrd replacement after they pranged their plane.

Another obscure song I kind of like just because, "How Much Is A Ticket Back To Georgia" by Head East, off their Flat As A Pancake album.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SVPcU)

Rachel Corrie was from Georgia???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (0ReGO)

798 I listened to little Stevie Wonder right up until it dawned on me that he is full bore racist.

--

So, here's the thing. I suspect that the *vast* majority of singers, writers, actors, directors and so on are complete and utter assholes. Their talents have absolutely nothing to do with who they are as people. At all. They're the entertainment version of Ted Bundy: nice, charming and good looking, but really, kind of serial killers


/and yes, there are exceptions, but just to be safe, don't ever meet anyone you admire, you're setting yourself up for disappointment

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (sktRI)

799 My favorite Eagles Song (that doesn't sound at all like an Eagles Song):

https://tinyurl.com/y3okvpoa

Journey of the Sorcerer

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

800 And then in the seventies there was a post-reggae ska revival. So, two skas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)


Three Skas, the 90's iteration was considered Third Wave Ska.


(Three Skas sound like an Orwell pastiche)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (KTmSx)

801 Not camping, lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:39 AM (PUmDY)

802 Beartooth, thanks, glad you saw it. Well, no kindle, so .... we'll see.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (QDnY+)

803 Mikklos, I will listen to your Hungarian Ska, but here is Catalan Ska, La Fumiga

https://youtu.be/38Cv0P_Huck
Posted by: Kindltot

Dios mio! Those guys are good! I worked for a Barcelona company for years, and tried my best to get myself based there. But nooo, speaky Magyar, you stay Budapest.

Not entirely coincidentally, they went into bankruptcy about a year after I quit.

In all modesty, the Barcelona Ska scene would be better with a Miklos around.

Posted by: Miklos, with a sax under his bed at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

804 Tom, on the extras on one of the special editions of Reckoning, REM has a surf rock song. Doesn't sound anything like them, but it's great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (miE9U)

805 670
Look, just because you never listened to Carson J Robison is no reason to think that Bob Dylan never listened to Carson J Robison.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (8ZmvG)


You may have a point there. I believe Dylan knows every American song ever recorded.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (sdi6R)

806 Place is pretty much in the middle of nowhere...so, most people I know that go to those shows are camping.

Fuckin' Hippies.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:41 AM (488xF)

807 Here it is. REM doing surf rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5RzOxQhakA

Doesn't sound anything like them, but it rocks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:41 AM (miE9U)

808 Three Skas, the 90's iteration was considered Third Wave Ska.


Can't comment. I checked out for the 90s.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:42 AM (fuK7c)

809 So, two skas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

Three Skas,

Blackburn Skua

Posted by: Miklos, sitting in for Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

810 Is No Doubt considered 3rd Wave? Ebb Tide?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

811 Cosmic, yes they are. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:44 AM (miE9U)

812 nd then in the seventies there was a post-reggae ska revival. So, two skas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

Three Skas, the 90's iteration was considered Third Wave Ska.


(Three Skas sound like an Orwell pastiche)


Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (KTmSx)


yeah somewhere carved on an ancient cave wall it reads "'Look to the Ska and see the caca".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:45 AM (9Om/r)

813 Is No Doubt considered 3rd Wave? Ebb Tide?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PUmDY)


Lockjaw album, of course. Everything after is not. Something to do with hiring a whole 'nother backing band.

*just queued some Sublime memories too*

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:45 AM (KTmSx)

814 I am off to bed, but 90's music reminded me of Five Fingers of Funk, You Jane, Me Funky

https://youtu.be/mSXf7gNKyQ0

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (KTmSx)

815 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (miE9U)

816 Musical murder mystery stories

The Third Ska,
The Thin Ska,
Return of the Third Ska,
The Ska Vanishes

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (EpiSx)

817 posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (nxw5n)
---
GFY, no LOL.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (TZU1B)

818 I handt seen that Cher video for many years.
May the fleas of a thousand camels rest in your armpit.

Posted by: Quilp at May 21, 2019 12:50 AM (Bf3hj)

819 I liked the English Beat, until they changed their style. Loved Saxa's way on the sax.

Hated Special Beat Service, until I didn't.

I confess

Posted by: Miklos, confessor and confessee at May 21, 2019 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

820 Beartooth, thanks, glad you saw it. Well, no kindle, so .... we'll see.


Posted by: rhomboid
--------

Speaking of which, mama bear and two yearlings spotted in the neighborhood today. I think they visited here last night, as a branch of our cherry tree, with cherries, has been pulled down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:51 AM (xSo9G)

821 RE: Eagles

I read Don ("Finger's) Felder's little autobiography.

I found it very convincing & authentic, & I concluded that Henley was a ginormous douche.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 12:52 AM (Cssks)

822 The Thin Ska Man

Posted by: Dashiel Miklos at May 21, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

823 @794 garrett-I remember the very last song that I ever moshed to, and that was back when they still called it slam dancing. It was at a Black Flag show in Reno at a Roller King rink and the song was Rise Above. Me and my buddy were taking a break watching the pit. It was then that we realized it was all a bunch of shirtless sweaty dudes running in circles bouncing off one another. Not a female in sight. It was then that we determined that shit was a little too homo erotic. We retired from what would eventually become "moshing" (Thank You Anthrax)

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:54 AM (lyZbS)

824 821
RE: Eagles



I read Don ("Finger's) Felder's little autobiography.



I found it very convincing authentic, I concluded that Henley was a ginormous douche.

Posted by: mnw


And Glenn Frey. I like The Eagles a lot but both Henley and Frey were scum bags.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 12:54 AM (WNAuL)

825 818 Quilp

She was one hot little halfbreed, it must be said.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 12:54 AM (Cssks)

826 *rewrites Henley*

"That drunk old woman we almost elected queen, it was the end of sanity."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:55 AM (EpiSx)

827 Didn't realize Ranking Roger passed away in March.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:55 AM (PUmDY)

828 Fairport Convention -- Who Knows Where the Time Goes. Sandy Denny sounding good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 12:56 AM (RuIsu)

829 And Glenn Frey. I like The Eagles a lot but both Henley and Frey were scum bags.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Exactly! Impeach!

Posted by: Addled Nadler at May 21, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

830 >> It was at a Black Flag show in Reno at a Roller King rink


Awesome.

Yeah, not a lot of ladies in the Pit.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:59 AM (488xF)

831 Q: What's the difference between rugby and a mosh pit?

A. One has musical accompaniment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 01:00 AM (EpiSx)

832 Y'all do what you wanna.

I am enjoying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa17h1n5kCw

Posted by: Miklos, ready to shag (in the Carolina sense) at May 21, 2019 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

833 The Horde sure seems active tonight, is it something in the water?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2019 01:02 AM (tVQUs)

834 Flag is playing PRB in Vegas. Is that a splinter Black Flag group?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:02 AM (PUmDY)

835 .....WTF, listening to Youtube and Morrisey just came on doing a Pretenders song Back on the Chain Gang.....ok job and there's hot chicks in the video....he's playing here in SF Oct 3

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:02 AM (lyZbS)

836
Q: What's the difference between rugby and a mosh pit?

A: The amount of sweat?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 21, 2019 01:03 AM (FlRtG)

837 828 Fairport Convention -- Who Knows Where the Time Goes. Sandy Denny sounding good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 12:56 AM (RuIsu)


One of the most hauntingly beautiful songs ever recorded. Richard Thompson on lead guitar.

She wrote that song when she was SIXTEEN. She recorded it first with the Strawbs, but the Fairport version is an absolute masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

838 I still have trouble remembering that Bobby Keys is the saxaphone player because he should really be playing piano.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:03 AM (fuK7c)

839 The idea of giving rock and roll balls to English and Celtic folk music will always be good.

Or letting rock-and-roll balls go back to folk music.

Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?

https://youtu.be/0CBShoN2bhA

Annie's vocals are used to coach newborn angels.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 01:04 AM (P1f+c)

840 @820 Mike, what are the chances that those bears stole the power tools off your porch? There isn't much I'd put past them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 01:05 AM (8ZmvG)

841 And it has cost us EVERYTHING.

It has cost us America.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt


Blacks were doing fairly well, a lot better than they are now, prior to the War On Poverty being declared by Johnson.

The DemonRats and government policies have destroyed the black family in the last 50 years.

Thomas Sowell writes about this a lot

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2019 01:05 AM (smc0A)

842 Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?

https://youtu.be/0CBShoN2bhA

Annie's vocals are used to coach newborn angels

Good grief.

Next will be Enya and fentanyl.

Posted by: Miklos, warming up the bagpipes at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

843 Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?


Oh yeah, Renaissance is in the same lane. What's the Yardbirds connection?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (fuK7c)

844 FLAG is a Black Flag band of some sort...don't think Ginn is involved. Maybe other members? Maybe tribute? Don't really know.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (488xF)

845 Next will be Enya and fentanyl.


Enya did the Irish spoken opening to Sinead's "Never Get Old".

It may surpass crude Magyar stick banging sounds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:11 AM (fuK7c)

846 Flag is is former BF members and Descendents members

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:13 AM (lyZbS)

847 Garrett, Stranglers and Specials both playing this weekend, very stoked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:13 AM (PUmDY)

848 Actually Jimmy gets one vocal on a Zep tune.
The word - 'Stop'
From Out on the Tiles.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (488xF)


I was always under the impression that Page sang on "Thank You". Am I wrong?

Evenin' All


Posted by: Average Guy at May 21, 2019 01:14 AM (LMcFk)

849 When I hear superhero Gowdy say he MIGHT have info that MAY be exculpatory to Trump, I quake in my boots, similar to the Benghazi and illegal email server result. He really took it to Cankles, boy. Still hard to believe she was indicted for criminal negligence. **wakes up**

Posted by: Charlie Crittendon at May 21, 2019 01:15 AM (F+MsV)

850 It may surpass crude Magyar stick banging sounds.

I'll see that, and raise you one Marta Sebestyen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apE1n63ZhMQ

Posted by: Miklos, warming up the duda (Hungarian bagpipes) at May 21, 2019 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

851 Maybe Jimmy sings like that Eastman chick.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 01:16 AM (RuIsu)

852 Descendents are headlining Sunday..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:16 AM (PUmDY)

853 Oh yeah, Renaissance is in the same lane. What's the Yardbirds connection?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Keith Relf and Jim McCarty were the founding members of Renaissance, after their Yardbirds days.

They were only there for the first album, though. By the time of the "classic" Renaissance lineup, the band was: vocals, piano, bass guitar (playing lead), acoustic guitar (playing rhythm), drums... and an entire symphony orchestra.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 01:17 AM (P1f+c)

854 842 Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?

https://youtu.be/0CBShoN2bhA

Annie's vocals are used to coach newborn angels

Posted by: Miklos, warming up the bagpipes at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)


Oh yes. Renaissance is the most underrated prog rock band ever. I read that when they came to the US, they were only popular in the NYC and Philly areas, but never caught on in the rest of the country.

The guy in college who turned me on to them said, "When I die and go to heaven, if the angels don't sound like Annie I'll be disappointed."

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 01:18 AM (sdi6R)

855 I'll see that, and raise you one Marta Sebestyen


Huh. The pipes/flute/wind thing that whistles and guitar sound Celtic.

Nice stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:19 AM (fuK7c)

856 @852 Cosmic Charlie-Milo wasted his time going to college

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:20 AM (lyZbS)

857 And the frigging Dead Boys! Never thought I would be able to see them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:21 AM (PUmDY)

858 youtu.be/hnsGGDlZXSE

Posted by: it's a beautiful day at May 21, 2019 01:22 AM (K1IUD)

859 Nice stuff.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Also, Marta is a good person to have a beer with.

She would be a good 'ette.

Posted by: Miklos, now putting down the duda, cause neighbors at May 21, 2019 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

860 Damn! That's some lineup.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 01:27 AM (488xF)

861 Well I just don't understand why Cher isn't on the campaign trail with Elizabeth Warren playing Half Breed at every rally.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:31 AM (f8dwL)

862 858 youtu.be/hnsGGDlZXSE

Posted by: it's a beautiful day at May 21, 2019 01:22 AM (K1IUD)


Look, I have to get up for work in the morning. I can't stay up *all* night long.

That is one of the greatest albums of the sixties.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 01:31 AM (sdi6R)

863 JRod, Garrett, who would you recommend seeing with this schedule? Big Undertones fan as well.

https://www.punkrockbowling.com/lineup/

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:34 AM (PUmDY)

864 Is says goodnight to horde. Is good horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:35 AM (fuK7c)

865 You know what would be a good Moron thing?


Drinks, a premium sound system, decent large screen.


Comfy lounge chairs, sofas, not an uncomfy surface to be found.


Playing some of the best of Dire Straits, and others that've been mentioned here tonight.


Hotel meeting room, with everyone booked into rooms at the Inn. So no DWIs.


But no time limit.


I'm thinkin' most of us would shuffle off to bed, 'round sunrise.


Or the following noon.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

866 I always forget about the Stranglers Golden Brown.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:43 AM (PUmDY)

867 Jim, that is a great idea.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:44 AM (f8dwL)

868 youtu.be/hnsGGDlZXSE

Posted by: it's a beautiful day at May 21, 2019 01:22 AM (K1IUD)
---
i have two vinyl copies of that: original, and what is apparently a bootleg, as it wasn't available, supposedly, for awhile.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 01:49 AM (TZU1B)

869 ...Jim, that is a great idea.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:44 AM (f8dwL)




Thank you.

But only if Backwards Boy, Berserker and our other musical intelligentsia were there to conduct the tours.

It is absurdly easy to smoke out twelve hours on a You Tube tour of classic rock, blues and more, and not even scratch the surface.

We'd all leave, wanting more.

Kinda the point, ain't it?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

870 Well I just don't understand why Cher isn't on the campaign trail with Elizabeth Warren playing Half Breed at every rally.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:31 AM (f8dwL)


Because she couldn't get the new lyrics "1/1024th Breed" to work.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 21, 2019 01:51 AM (LMcFk)

871 Is good horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Horde is best Horde.

Also to say night good for all peoples

Posted by: Miklos, remembering how to speak Hunglish at May 21, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

872 I understand the problems in incarcerating large numbers of people. I understand the politics and how easy it is to make a social issue out of this if we hold them. But what I don't understand is why the laws apply to citizens but non-citizens especially illegal aliens don't have to face consequences of breaking our laws. I don't understand why it is I have to fill out an I-9 to get a job and only certain state or federal ID is satisfactory and illegals have zero requirements in fact the government goes out of their way to make it easier for them. I don't understand why the TSA can make me take my clothes off and feel me and my family up at the airport but 100,000 non-citizens from god knows where can cross our border freely, get a hot meal, an airplane ride to U.S. cities and a briefing on how to apply for welfare and housing. WTF is wrong with my government??? Commenter from Maggiesfarm

It's pretty simple. It's called "treasonous shitweasels" in government, from the Executive, Legislative and worst of all, Judicial Branch. .Nothing but outright traitors and vermin of the worst sort.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:54 AM (vq6T3)

873 Because she couldn't get the new lyrics "1/1024th Breed" to work.
Posted by: Average Guy at May 21, 2019 01:51 AM (LMcFk)

2^(-10)breed, I don't get no respect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 01:56 AM (7njPr)

874 @863 Cosmic Charlie-wow, that's a tough call. For me I would definitely catch Killing Joke and Fear. Some of the bands I would only watch for certain songs......

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:57 AM (lyZbS)

875 Daly, who got a disability exemption to be able to use a golf cart during the tournament at Bethpage Black, ended up averaging about a cigarette per hole on the lengthy course.

Good for Daly! Golf and cigarettes were made for each other. There's little else better than playing a round of golf while smoking. It's heaven.

The nicotine boost didn't help his game any as the 53-year-old finished with a 5-over 75 on Thursday.

That wasn't too bad. The field was averaging something like 2 or 3 over. It was a very tough course. Maybe if the field had been smoking cigarettes they would have averaged 1 over?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:58 AM (vq6T3)

876 Good late evening/early morning grey box friends.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 01:59 AM (Hn+0J)

877 Just about ready to call it a night, here. Getting pretty sleepy now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 02:03 AM (7njPr)

878 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:58 AM (vq6T3)

.....

Tiger Woods' victory at The Masters may have been one of the most popular wins of all time.

But if John Daly were to win again, it would be the most epic celebration of common man golfers in the history of all things ever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:08 AM (oFlMR)

879 Well, off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 02:17 AM (7njPr)

880 Niters AOP.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 02:21 AM (RU4sa)

881 Quote II: the answer is simple. The American people have lost the confidence of the government and it is the job of the American people to win that confidence back through re-quadrupled efforts. The government would love to use the powers granted to it under Article I to declare war on the United States but in the meantime it will work to dissolve the people and elect another. (h/t, Brecht)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 21, 2019 02:27 AM (Xk5BK)

882

Well, Slim Pickens was on Mannix tonight. Bad guy, of course. Took Mannix for a little helicopter ride, Slim saying, "This is whar you get off, son. I'm afraid you're gonna have a mighty nasty little accident."

Mannix knocks the gun out of his hand and jumps out -- it was hovering a few feet off the ground. Slim was gonna shoot him and throw him out.

Then we have a helicopter chasing Mannix who is in on foot. Mannix has experience running from helicopters.

He picks up a rock and does something close to a Rambo. He takes out the tail rotor with the rock, perfect throw, and round and round she spins, crashing in a fireball.

Thus ended Slim.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 02:55 AM (NMAzL)

883 > And I hate Cher with a thousand suns but that video was a jaw dropper that this teenager (at the time) watched repeatedly.

I remember her Time Magazine cover, which is a pretty good memory for someone who's only 29.

Young teenage me grabbed that mag the second it came in the house and put it in a safe place for further study.

Because I had developed a sudden intense interest in world affairs and current events, you see.

https://tinyurl.com/cherboobies

Despite what it says in the full URL, it was more like 1975 than 1965. Friggin' millennials.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2019 02:55 AM (0OWcv)

884
And Cher did that video where she straddled the big naval guns on some Navy ship.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (NMAzL)

885 So here is my quandary.

I've been dating a real 29 year old for a about 6 months now and she is very sweet. She is highly attractive and very cool. In fact, I'm not quite sure what she sees in my considerably older 29 year old self. My only issue, such as there is one, is that much of what I talk about with her goes over her head, which is a bit distressing because as you know from reading any of my banal comments here, I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself.

But tonight, out of blue, I was sitting on a barstool and up pops a much closer to my 29 years old female that I have talked with on a couple of occasions.

She is very attractive in her own right, but the thing is every time I talk with her, we talk so freely for hours that I don't even realize where the time goes. She makes me laugh and smile and we have very much the same life circumstances, faith, experiences and every time I talk with her I feel like we are just picking up where our last conversation left off. But I have only talked with her a handful of times over the last year. I have trouble even looking her in the eye because I'm afraid my eyes will betray me and my affinity towards her.

So I really like girl two. I can't get around that. The problem is, girl one is very sweet and good but I don't relate the same way with her. I'm not even sure girl two likes me, I'm not very good at picking up on signs because I've been avoiding relationships for the last 10 or so years because I've been raising Little on my own and have wanted to dedicate my time to her upbringing. So my female companionship has been self-limited to harmless arms-length dating and some occasional fun with party girls from work.

What to do what to do...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

886 Oh Cher shut up and sing. RIP Sonny

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 21, 2019 03:03 AM (FJrl0)

887 RIP Niki Lauda

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 03:04 AM (lyZbS)

888 After watching Gundam Origins: Advent of the Red Comet should not have gone looking for related items on eBay. This is so shiny.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4x4tdad

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 03:21 AM (EpiSx)

889 Test

Posted by: Right Wing Conspirator at May 21, 2019 03:24 AM (xIe/o)

890 >> Test
Posted by: Right Wing Conspirator at May 21, 2019 03:24 AM (xIe/o)

Too early for tests ..

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 21, 2019 03:35 AM (ppIpx)

891
890? Wow...

Oh! Music thread, i get it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 21, 2019 03:37 AM (ppIpx)

892 What to do what to do...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

Hmmm, horrible horrible situation.

So you can relate to and like the one.

You like, but cannot relate to the other- but you are dating her.

Could this be a grass is always greener situation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 03:47 AM (0MVr3)

893 I'm listening to the May 21, 1966 Newcastle concert.

I'd link it if I could, but I'm listening to the CD.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 03:55 AM (sdi6R)

894 I'm out before Skip's breakfast!

Try to have a wonderful day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 21, 2019 04:36 AM (ppIpx)

895 Mornin' fappers!

I find myself thrilling to Foreigner's "Urgent", to my secret shame. Dat sax!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 21, 2019 04:43 AM (kQs4Y)

896 Gah, Twitter is the worst. Never follow your favorite artists, they are all idiots.

Andy Partridge of XTC intimating that the U.S. is provoking Iran and China at the behest of our Joo banker overlords.

Scratch deeper and the anti-Americanism is often really anti-Semitism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 21, 2019 05:12 AM (kQs4Y)

897 What to do what to do...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Threesome?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:16 AM (25Dt7)

898 What's the spray in the ocean on the upper right? Is that a dolphin?

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:26 AM (hoavu)

899 It is a gorgeous morning, 60 degrees and little humidity. If I could have every morning be no hotter or colder than this morning, I'd be a very happy man. It is great sleeping weather and you actually feel reinvigorated. It's also that 'Goldilocks' Zone' temperature where no heat or A/C required.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 05:30 AM (Y8PSl)

900 Oh no, been posting somewhere but wasn't here

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew)

901 Time to make the coffee
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:13 AM (BbGew)

453 Primary day in Pennsylvania, biggest choice I see is county commissioners.
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:25 AM (BbGew)

454 SultanKnish - What is really behind the impeachment con?
http://tinyurl.com/y42rpg9m
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:54 AM (BbGew)

455 My cat says it's blueberry pie time
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:55 AM (BbGew)

456 I see everyone forgot to set alarms today.

Somehow was on last thread, but thought it was this. Knew it couldn't have been to long ago as didn't get Pixy banned

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:34 AM (BbGew)

902 I think the spray is being thrown up by a wave

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:36 AM (BbGew)

903 Well just got here but now I'm out
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:37 AM (BbGew)

904 Here's some morning music, brought over from the AOC thread:

590 Suck it, AOC!

youtube.com/watch?v=PNv66BVdnLM
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (LuPts)

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:39 AM (hoavu)

905 "I'm a definite, determined, and devoted pro-choice fundamental Baptist! I believe that a woman has a right, responsibility, and requirement to choose: a choice to keep her knees together or rear a child. That personal, practical, and profound choice would solve most of the abortion problems." Don Boys

Yeah, pregnancy has NOTHING to do with a penis that is attached to a male child. right, you keep thinking abortion is just a female child thing, you fuckin morons.

Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

906 901 Somehow was on last thread, but thought it was this. Knew it couldn't have been to long ago as didn't get Pixy banned
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:34 AM (BbGew)

I think the thread has to have moved off the main page, at least, for Pixy to ban you for posting on it. Maybe even deeper into the archives. Maybe no one knows.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

907 Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

S/he seems nice.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

908 Well Shorty...knees together impedes the penis, in most instances. The power of women...rejoice!

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 05:59 AM (RFh5Y)

909 And GM.

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 05:59 AM (RFh5Y)

910 907 Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

S/he seems nice.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

Passionate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2019 06:00 AM (ycWCI)

911 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

912 Morning all

Loretta"I dindu nuffin" Lynch's house testimony has been released.

"I never told Comey to call it a matter"


Cat fight to ensue.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:10 AM (r71Ke)

913 Listening to Get On Your Feet by Gloria Estefan on her Greatest Hits album. Seems to fit.

Last day of school. A half day. Then my training lecture. The last little fiddly bits after that is all that is left to the chool year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

914 Good Morning Glories,

Election tonight in Pennsylvania. Vote for Life!

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (htgmn)

915 NaCly, hope you didn't get any of that bad weather yesterday.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (r71Ke)

916 Ben Had.

A special Good Morning to you. Thank you for your greeting yesterday, which I read when I got home.

Do you sent those door prizes I sent last year repeated?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

917 Mornin' Horde

Posted by: wing at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (JFzNN)

918 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (cqNba)

919 887 RIP Niki Lauda
Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 03:04 AM (lyZbS)

Wow. Sorry to hear that. Great driver. Loved the movie Rush.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

920 Whoa, dayum. We can take this ONT to 1k!

Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:15 AM (+X43N)

921
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 06:17 AM (X3lUd)

922 Ben Had, we are washing away.

I will send pics to the Garden Thread to emphasize the magnitude of standing water around here. The local COE dam is holding all the water to keep the downstream Missouri River from getting worse

The NWS was running out of green tints to describe what was going on here. And we have lots more rain in the forecast.

Spontaneous Springs of Unusual Size, road washouts,streams undercutting the foundations of roads, and miserable cows wandering the soggy ground are what we are dealing with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

923 The dressage folks down my hill have lost most of their horse area, and have the big horse trailer moved well up in elevation in readiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

924 Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

S/he seems nice.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

Passionate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


And stoopid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:20 AM (+X43N)

925 NaCly, that is such a generous offer and would be so appreciated.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:21 AM (r71Ke)

926 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta monin to ya, gov'nor.

I hope your real estate preps are closer to competing offers with escalation clauses. And that your next door network is supportive of high prices.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

927 Salty, Prayers for you and yours concerning the rain and potential pop-up flooding.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)

928 Ben Had

As you wish. So let it be written, so let it be done.

And I will coordinate as we get closer on driving people from the airport. I will fly in myself, as there is a direct flight from Manhattan to Dallas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

929 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.

wow, shit gettin real!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM (JFO2v)

930
Salty, Ben Had and others affected by the rain, prayers and best wishes. Been there many times ourselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM (X3lUd)

931 Wow, NaCly..that sounds most dreadful!
Up here in NW IL, the corn is coming up like gangbusters, although a little to our south there are still some unplanted fields due to all the rain we've had.

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM (RFh5Y)

932 All the flooding along the Missouri earlier this year was by design. Environmentalists want to take us back to the Stone Age.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 06:25 AM (htgmn)

933 Village Idiot's Apprentice

If the water gets to our property, all of Kansas below the Tuttle Creek Dam will be scoured from the earth. We are above the highest fill level possible. The dam will overtop first.

But I teased some neighbors about hiding their new lake-front property from the tax assessor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

934 lizabth

We are at least 20% behind corn planting because the fields are so wet. We have the water for a great corn crop (unusual for arid Kansas) , but too much to get the planting equipment to move in the fields.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

935 We are at least 20% behind corn planting because the fields are so wet. We have the water for a great corn crop (unusual for arid Kansas) , but too much to get the planting equipment to move in the fields.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It's time for the hovercraft tractors.

Or, the farmers could plant rice.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

936 Hadrian, now listening to Debussy: Nocturnes, L 91 - Fetes by Pierre Boulez: New Philharmonia Orchestra on my The Debussy Collection album.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

937 Final coat of oil based finish goes on the Living Room floor this morning.

Tomorrow the furniture can start returning to its rightful locations.

As well as the cats returning from Camp 'Grammy-foo-foo', where they have being sheltered from the mayhem here at stately VIA manor.

Then off to the races with finishing up the basement rooms, and hopefully see a return on the investment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

938 And GM.
Posted by: lizabth

General Motors to you too !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 06:32 AM (kBI9E)

939 78 degrees, 70% humidity. With a squall line of ugly yellow, orange and orange radar colors just to the west of us.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:32 AM (+X43N)

940 >>>872
It's pretty simple. It's called "treasonous shitweasels" in government, from the Executive, Legislative and worst of all, Judicial Branch. .Nothing but outright traitors and vermin of the worst sort.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:54 AM (vq6T3)
_______________

The American Political State places the interest of foreign nations and corporations above the American Nation.

Historically, a state that do not place their own nation first were considered illegitimate. Today its called "progressive".

Posted by: Shogun Pikachu - Keeping Japan SJW Free at May 21, 2019 06:33 AM (0cAWx)

941 NaCly, I know we are still several months out but I'm already counting the days to see you all again.


I waiting for the next deluge to come through any minute.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:33 AM (r71Ke)

942 Bruce

Farming is maintenance. And hovercraft need a lot of highly specialized maintenance. Too much for farmers close to the edge.

We have local bottom land, usually rich in crops, under 15 feet of water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

943 Here's hoping for a dry spell for you Kansans, and us, too.
The first cutting of the hay is about due, and it is one lush crop o'grasses.


Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:34 AM (RFh5Y)

944 I hate out of cycle elections. Most of our side wants to ignore government and be ignored, at best. So, we don't turnout for this stuff.

I suspect Soros' SoS project will result in lots of bullshit random elections, where we get to keep voting until the right answer is chosen.

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 06:35 AM (25Dt7)

945 JT...how're you doing this morning?

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:35 AM (RFh5Y)

946 Same here, Ben Had. You are the hostess with the mostest.

If you see a guy asking the sky "Lord. what is a cubit?" please let me know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

947 Just 25% of Democrats said some form of socialism would be a bad thing for the country as a whole, according to the survey, which Gallup released Monday.

This is just fucking crazy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

948
We are at least 20% behind corn planting because the fields are so wet. We have the water for a great corn crop (unusual for arid Kansas) , but too much to get the planting equipment to move in the fields.
Posted by: NaCly

Seed mortars

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 06:36 AM (25Dt7)

949 Hadrian, Thank You. August is coming and we should dry out then.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:38 AM (r71Ke)

950 Farming is maintenance. And hovercraft need a lot of highly specialized maintenance. Too much for farmers close to the edge.

Soooo. Electric Hovercraft?

I'm joking. My mom grew up on a farm. We would visit it about every other weekend. I loved going there.
I live in No Ill and still have some fields of soy and corn around. I worked in the food industry and would have to keep and eye on corn and bean prices, as they impacted our oil costs.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

951 Let's see here.

1. Missing teen's body found
2. Sharp puncture wounds on body
3. Missing a hand
4. Hispanic sounding last name.

Nope...no dots to connect here.


https://cbsloc.al/2VSlULq

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:39 AM (cqNba)

952 Time for work pres.

May you all stay blessed and safe. Or have a good story for afterwards. We can do this, and get perspective on the sinusoidal progress of life.

We are Americans, and resilience is part of our birthright.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

953 . Missing teen's body found
2. Sharp puncture wounds on body
3. Missing a hand
4. Hispanic sounding last name.

Nope...no dots to connect here.


https://cbsloc.al/2VSlULq

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

The county police are saying he was killed by MS13.
RACIST!!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

954 The American Political State places the interest of foreign nations and corporations above the American Nation.

Historically, a state that do not place their own nation first were considered illegitimate. Today its called "progressive".
Posted by: Shogun Pikachu - Keeping Japan SJW Free at May 21, 2019 06:33 AM (0cAWx)

Pik According to Progs, there are 30 million illegals here in the US that are MUCH better than you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

955 And stolen from Insty is the story of the pop-up crowd at a Minnesota bus stop.

Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.


Interesting comments in the comment section as well.

https://bit.ly/2WeJdyf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

956
The county police are saying he was killed by MS13.
RACIST!!!



MS13 is a hoax, to cover up for the middle-age straight white male murder gangs!


Also rape. Because they like rape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 06:43 AM (oVJmc)

957 "The county police are saying he was killed by MS13. "

The Police are saying that the other victim was killed by MS-13.

Still trying to connect the dots on the death of this 9th grader.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)

958 Watching the Amazon video....The smart college student goes to a technical college and studies automation. The other gender studying student goes to work at a government agency or Starbucks. Times are a changing for what we buy and sell, I see it here in my area. First it was the downtown, now its the malls. If we only could manufacture the products sold online here in the US.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (N5z28)

959 938 And GM.
Posted by: lizabth

General Motors to you too !
Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 06:32 AM (kBI9E)

I was reading that "GM" as "genetically modified." Which made no sense at all.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (hoavu)

960 I often don't make much sense, M, hah.
GM= good morning.

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:46 AM (RFh5Y)

961 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

962 Still trying to connect the dots on the death of this 9th grader.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Damn Evelyn Wood failed me again!

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

963 Cutting off both hands I get, but one hand?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 06:49 AM (25Dt7)

964 First it was the downtown, now its the malls. If we only could manufacture the products sold online here in the US.
Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (N5z2

1. Fix US corp Tax rates
2. Get OSHA, EPA, FDA, USDA off the backs of businesspeople
3. Hang a few trial lawyers
4. Give US small business same mailing rates as chinese
5. Quit suing public funds to build coliseums for billionaires

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

965 Mayor Pete on Fox beat CNN and PMSNBC combined. Total viewers of 1.1 M was 1.5 M LESS than the Crazy Bernie show.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

966 955 And stolen from Insty is the story of the pop-up crowd at a Minnesota bus stop.

Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.

Interesting comments in the comment section as well.

https://bit.ly/2WeJdyf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

Similar MO was happening in Oakland, and spilling over into Berkeley, some years ago. Cops got tasers. The end.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 06:52 AM (hoavu)

967 5. Quit suing public funds to build coliseums for billionaires
Posted by: rhennigantx


Yep. My BIL was all "we gotta build the White Sox a new park, or they'll move out and all the tax dollars and high paying peanut vendor jobs will be lost"
Because he was a born and bred Sox fan.

2 years ago he changed his permanent address to Florida, because of he high Illinois taxes

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

968 Williams/Sonoma is moving their furniture manufacturing back to the US.

They are building a large factory in Tupelo, Miss.

Time to start looking at Pottery Barn catalogs again.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:55 AM (r71Ke)

969 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.



wow, shit gettin real!



Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM

---

I wonder why she didn't call him a liar back when his book came out where he wrote that she "ordered" him to call it a matter?

Wonder what has changed since then.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

970 And stolen from Insty is the story of the pop-up crowd at a Minnesota bus stop.

Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.


Interesting comments in the comment section as well.

https://bit.ly/2WeJdyf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Ilian's Dreamers.
Fuck Minnesota and a "duty to retreat".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:59 AM (+X43N)

971 I wonder why she didn't call him a liar back when his book came out where he wrote that she "ordered" him to call it a matter?

Wonder what has changed since then.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

dreaming bout prison sex and getting it IRL are 2 diff things

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

972 969
I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.





wow, shit gettin real!




Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM

---

I wonder why she didn't call him a liar back when his book came out where he wrote that she "ordered" him to call it a matter?

Wonder what has changed since then.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

I have a post for that for the EMT.


LL is now accusing Comey of lying. Liar accusing liar of lying.


https://tinyurl.com/y66yo69l

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

973 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.


Jim didn't write a memo and give it to his law professor friend?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:03 AM (oVJmc)

974 >>I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.

Sadly for Lynch, there was another person in the meeting, James Rybicki, and he confirmed Comey's account of the story.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 07:04 AM (/tuJf)

975 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.

Sadly for Lynch, there was another person in the meeting, James Rybicki, and he confirmed Comey's account of the story.
Posted by: JackStraw


Unfortunately, it's not like anything will happen to LL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:05 AM (+X43N)

976
Lyin' liars all gonna lie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:08 AM (rQe9y)

977 "Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.







Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
"

As usual, no description of the attackers, other than males. It's as if everybody keeps their eyes closed and all the cameras suddenly shut-off during these youth attacks.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2019 07:09 AM (MxEKc)

978
Didn't we miss Sonny and Cher singing "I Got You Babe" here a little over an hour ago?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:10 AM (rQe9y)

979
Forget it, Ripley, it's Mogadishutown

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:11 AM (rQe9y)

980 One of the 911 calls, I think, said "Somali males", as one might expect.

Lot of "interesting" MN news at that site.


G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:12 AM (isI7q)

981 Looks like we have moved into the Summer here. More days in the 90s.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

982 As usual, no description of the attackers, other than males. It's as if everybody keeps their eyes closed and all the cameras suddenly shut-off during these youth attacks.

Posted by: Ripley



A Facebook post a minute later on Minneapolis Scanner page said that the three police departments were responding to "multiple [911] calls" about "10-12 Somali teen males armed with hammers chasing people,"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:16 AM (+X43N)

983 979
Forget it, Ripley, it's Mogadishutown
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:11 AM (rQe9y)

Mogadishopolis? MinniMogadish?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

984 1000 comments on a Sonny and Cher thread? You people are weird.

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:20 AM (UdKB7)

985 "A Facebook post a minute later on Minneapolis
Scanner page said that the three police departments were responding to
"multiple [911] calls" about "10-12 Somali teen males armed with hammers
chasing people,"


Posted by: rickb223"


Somali's? Well, they are just like us but better food so they get a pass.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2019 07:22 AM (MxEKc)

986 1000 comments on a Sonny and Cher thread? You people are weird.


They say we're young, so we don't know. Won't find out until we grow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

987 Sadly for Lynch, there was another person in the meeting, James Rybicki, and he confirmed Comey's account of the story.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 07:04 AM (/tuJf)

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Faulty memory

Posted by: MAGA at May 21, 2019 07:29 AM (EAGU9)

988 the wind is howling down here by NASA. It has to be gusting to 30 knots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

989
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 21, 2019 07:30 AM (ceIDk)

990 >> the three police departments were responding to
"multiple [911] calls" about "10-12 Somali teen males armed with hammers
chasing people,"


WHY do we need to take in refugees from Somalia again?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

991 And here comes the pouring rain!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (+X43N)

992 Crap! 3 inches of wet heavy snow overnight. And my sprinklers went off this morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (AwVzI)

993 WHY do we need to take in refugees from Somalia again?!?

They buy a lotta hammers ?

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:34 AM (kBI9E)

994 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:34 AM (FwN37)

995 Morning all

Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (kBI9E)

996 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

997 Seeing unconfirmed reports that pelosi is going to cave and call for impeachment in as little as two weeks.

I say go for it!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 07:36 AM (JUOKG)

998 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.
Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

Shep and the crew love a pretty face

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (FwN37)

999 What is it with Indians from the subcontinent, who immigrate here and become hopeless advocates for liberalism over our founding principles.

The latest example is Judge Amit Mehta, appointed by Obama to the federal bench. His ruling is a complete abrogation of established law and the separation of powers.

Democrats are fishing through the Executive's personal life in a blind political attempt to damage him. There is no premise or cause for the request. It's harassment, not oversight.

Does Judge Dumbass even understand the separation of powers and the constitution? I doubt it, it's more likely he is reading from the Liberal Cult Bible.

I am so sick of these partisan judges corrupting the law and constitution for their personal politics. They should be tarred, feathered and kicked in the ass like a wayward child.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (VpIIl)

1000 1k

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (+X43N)

1001 Anyway I thought Biden was the frontrunner. Bootygig coming from the rear?

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (UdKB7)

1002 WHY do we need to take in refugees from Somalia again?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

--------

Diversity is our strength.

It's in the Constitution or something.

Posted by: MAGA at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (EAGU9)

1003 "996 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7) "



I wonder why anyone ever considered Fox a conservative network.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (isI7q)

1004 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.
Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

Shep and the crew love a pretty face ass.
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Fixt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:38 AM (+X43N)

1005 What is it with Indians from the subcontinent, who immigrate here and become hopeless advocates for liberalism over our founding principles.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (VpIIl)

I hear he has a second job making cold calls for mastercard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:38 AM (FwN37)

1006 1k
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:39 AM (kBI9E)

1007 1k
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats !
Posted by: JT


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:39 AM (+X43N)

1008 1003 I wonder why anyone ever considered Fox a conservative network.



Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (isI7q)

It has never been conservative or Republican. Is just that originally it wasn't as far left as the rest. They are now just as bad as the rest.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

1009 I wonder why anyone ever considered Fox a conservative network.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (isI7q)

Because they were when Dad ran the place and hired Ailes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:40 AM (FwN37)

1010 1.01K

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (oVJmc)

1011 They are now just as bad as the rest.
Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

That's absurd. I guess you never watch cnn or msnbc?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (FwN37)

1012 Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (isI7q)

1013 My favorite story about Foxnews and Roger Ailes is when the next generation liberal spawn of Murdoch appeared on one of the video monitors and Roger saw him he remarked "tell me that mouth hasn't sucked a few dicks".

Apparently old man Murdoch found out and that's when Ailes started towards the door.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (VpIIl)

1014 Bootygig coming from the rear?

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (UdKB7)


He's gaining on the horse leading. Just hope the jockey keeps him under control and looks for an opening. Probably going to be a photo finish, and it will take a few minutes for the judges to look at the video. Hold onto your tickets until the race is official.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (N5z28)

1015 Morning morons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:43 AM (ePLen)

1016 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)

1017 The whole "milkshake gate" is proof that we're really not much longer for this world.

When you need "commonsense milkshake control," you're a doomed society.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)

1018 1016 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)


Where is willow when we need her?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (3hr5B)

1019 Is this you first plus 1000 comment first sponge?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (ePLen)

1020 Ballgag is trying to play up his Navy Military experience like he was some ind of trigger puller. Butt Bandit was the equivalent of Big Green's 35F and he was apparently also a fobbit. Also obviously a meat gazer in the shower.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (VpIIl)

1021 GWS, stay safe, some bad weather headed towards you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (r71Ke)

1022 *your

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (ePLen)

1023 Is this you first plus 1000 comment first sponge?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (ePLen)


I haven't really paid that close attention, but I believe you're correct.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (Zz0t1)

1024 He's gaining on the horse leading. Just hope the jockey keeps him under control and looks for an opening.'


And here comes Betobomb!

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

1025 Mornin' Horde.

Pelosi won't go for impeachment without being sure the deck is sufficiently stacked. And we see how fairly anyone in DC plays when it comes to "Get Trump".

It's time to place the marker: That would be Go Time.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (lLeln)

1026 Well, I'll do what I can to help JJS along, gonna go make a cup of coffee, brb.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:47 AM (isI7q)

1027 . It has to be gusting to 30 knots!"

Just about there in Montgomery county... breezy!

Morning, y'all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 07:48 AM (6qErC)

1028 Uh-oh !

Looks like JJ fell down the well.

And Lassie didn't tell us.

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:48 AM (kBI9E)

1029 Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (isI7q)


That sounds very hatey to me and I think I am going to call the trigger control staff for a review of the video!

Worst part, there are a LOT of natural born US citizens that are just not down with that whole Constitutional Republic thing, e.g., Hillary is example number one!.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:48 AM (3hr5B)

1030 Let me get in on that 1000+ action.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (sm6Pk)

1031 Buttgag's only accomplishment is being gay and getting married.

Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

1032 What to do what to do...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

Forget about the first one, since there's no intellectual connection and that will end. Ask the "29" year old out for lunch or something. What have you got to lose?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (NMAzL)

1033 Also obviously a meat gazer in the shower.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (VpIIl)


Butt, were they underway?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:50 AM (3hr5B)

1034 1031
Buttgag's only accomplishment is being gay and getting married.



Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

He's not, he is being considered as the Democrat candidate. He hasn't got a chance in Hell of being President.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

1035 Pelosi won't go for impeachment without being sure the deck is sufficiently stacked. And we see how fairly anyone in DC plays when it comes to "Get Trump".

It's time to place the marker: That would be Go Time.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (lLeln)


Having seen Pelosi in a few pressers lately, she has no fucking clue what she's going to do because her brain no longer functions in a 'normal' fashion. She's either got dementia or Alzheimer's. It won't be long now.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

1036 Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Its a setup.

If the Dem party loads up enough nutjobs, it'll make Bernie seem normal.

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:51 AM (kBI9E)

1037 Americans for Carbon Dividends, the advocacy arm of the Climate Leadership Council, a group led by former Republican Secretaries of State James Baker III and George Shultz that is promoting a carbon tax plan that would return the revenue to taxpayers.

So we take from the taxpayers to give to the taxpayers. Well fuck boths of youz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

1038 Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

JudgeyButt's the flavor of the month. Do you really think he's being taken seriously by anyone other than idiots?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (NMAzL)

1039 So we take from the taxpayers to give to the taxpayers.



Less their skim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (yQpMk)

1040 JJ of the Morning

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (yQpMk)

1041 Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Maybe making a porn video would enhance his chances...He isn't attractive at all, but a good backroom glory hole video might work. You know how being on the cutting edge of politics helps.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (N5z28)

1042 nood

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (mpXpK)

1043 Navy has the more incidents of pregnancy, and, ahem, let's say conduct unbecoming/Article 133 than any other branch. Just sayin. That boatride gets boring.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (VpIIl)

1044
JudgeyButt's the flavor of the month. Do you really think he's being taken seriously by anyone other than idiots?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (NMAzL)


Ocrazio Cotits, Taliban and Brotherfucker are members of Congress.

I have lost a lot of faith in the American voting block, lets say.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

1045 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

BC, I think you should listen to Duchess Miley (1032). Intellectual conversation is a rare thing and is a sound foundation for some sort of continuing relationship, no matter what transpires

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:55 AM (3hr5B)

1046 Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Doesn't matter when you have converts, aka, traitors, like John Brennan.

Born North Bergan, NJ.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:55 AM (+X43N)

1047 So we take from the taxpayers to give to the taxpayers. Well fuck boths of youz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

trust us, we won't skim any more than 10% max...

well maybe 15%, but that's tops!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (3hr5B)

1048 1017 The whole "milkshake gate" is proof that we're really not much longer for this world.

When you need "commonsense milkshake control," you're a doomed society.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)


This sort of thing has been going on for 4 decades or more. See pie in the face and glitter bombs. The milkshake makes it easier for the perpetrator to look innocent until the last moment.

These actions should be treated as communicating a threat, not "making a statement".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (di1hb)

John Wick 3 Opens to $57 Million Domestic/$92 Million World, Dethrones Avengers as Country's Biggest Movie
Also, Open Thread

Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.

The box office has a new king and his name is John Wick. The third installment of the hyper-violent Keanu Reeves franchise has taken the top spot at the North American box office and ended the three-week reign of "Avengers: Endgame."

Studios on Sunday say "John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum" has grossed an estimated $57 million in its opening weekend. Not only did it far exceed expectations, it's a franchise-best that nearly doubled the opening of the second film, which itself doubled the opening of the first film from 2014.

Is it any good, though?

Overall audiences gave the film a rare A+ CinemaScore, indicating that word-of-mouth will be strong in subsequent weekends.

Imma see this soon.

Engame is still making money, of course, pulling in $2.62 billion globally. Box office watchers had wondered if it could dethrone any of the top three (not adjusted for inflation) money makers, Titanic, Avatar, and The Force Awakens. It beat Titanic and beat Avatar domestically, but not globally.

It needs $173 million more in global box office take to pass Avatar, which Forbes says it probably won't do (though it may come close).

It probably has no chance at all of beating The Force Awakens. I think I'm surprised by that. Though the Star Wars brand was a lot bigger in 2015 than it is now.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:07 PM




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1 Ima go tomorrow!

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (+Tibp)

2 Like, dude.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (COzlW)

3 Roomy and grey in here.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (+Tibp)

4
I might actually pay to see this...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (cwL3u)

5 Don't be sorry, ace.

Just get me out of this box.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

6 Gloomy, not roomy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sLicW)

7 Meta-barreled.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (x84aV)

8 Avatar was only shown in 3D, so that has to skew the ticket prices

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)

9 Gray is the new black.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (sLicW)

10 I can't remember the last time I visited the local cinema. Maybe Lone Survivor? But this I've been looking forward to.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (+Tibp)

11 8 Avatar was only shown in 3D, so that has to skew the ticket prices
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)
inflation

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (x84aV)

12 'if it could dethrone'
Are we still talking about that psycho with the dragon?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ufFY8)

13 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)

14 Titanic and Avatar speak to the world and Avengers don't? It's a world I am glad I travel very little in...

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

15 It is gray or a very light blue?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Y4EXg)

16 I saw the second one, but haven't seen the first one yet. It took a while to dawn on me that it was a comedy. Of a sort.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)

17 Watch the u tube videos of Keanu Training with live rounds for the movies. Impressive.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (xInes)

18 One thing I've noticed is that the gray boxes are darker in Firefox/Linux than they were in Epic/Mac. I'm not complaining, though.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

19 Some friends wanted to go out to see the 2nd John Wick movie, and we hadn't seen the first one, so we tried to watch it. I think I made it halfway through.

We still went with our friends, but I thought the second one was really dumb. Five minutes of conversation, ten minutes of walking and killing. Repeat until runtime full. The body counts had to be in the hundreds. I found myself wondering about the labor situation for hitmen in these locales. Murders must have dropped to near zero for years following, due to the sheer numbers of killers taken out of the workforce.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

20
The grey box is the greatest invention of the SMR.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)

21 Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (+Tibp)

22 The Patriarchy boxes women in!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)

23 14 Titanic and Avatar speak to the world and Avengers don't? It's a world I am glad I travel very little in...
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

Titanic spoke to 14yo girls.

Avengers peaked with the first movie. The MCU is a bit overrated.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (x84aV)

24 And another woman passes out at the Trump rally

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Izzlo)

25 13
New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda



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Everything is rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Racist?
Fucking lunatic idiot liars.
Sigh.
And these people actually have a voice, amplified.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ufFY8)

26 Willowed:

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington

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Stick around for the ONT. Betcha we peg your degenerate meter.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)

27 I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)

28 I don't mean mind the entertainment threads, but no more GOT. Please!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (TdMsT)

29
New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

Hit a little too close to home, eh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (X3lUd)

30 "Can we get nine movie installments of a fanfic Game Of Thrones ending that we deserve? Lucas and Speilberg, please pick up the anything-but-white courtesy phone!" -- Jon Snowflakes everywhere

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

31 19 Some friends wanted to go out to see the 2nd John Wick movie, and we hadn't seen the first one, so we tried to watch it. I think I made it halfway through.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

First one was great fun. 2nd one sucked.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (x84aV)

32 The grey box is the greatest invention of the SMR.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
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I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)

33 Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski

Because of Gene Hackman

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

34 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda


Yet, Gosnell was the one killing black babies (and women patients).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

35 I didn't think the second one was anywhere near as good as the first one, not really surprising. But I was still entertained. I'm just afraid it's going to be "more must be better". More guns, more bad guys, more cars, more dogs, more pencils... No doubt Hollyweird is going to milk this one until its tits are dragging.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (sLicW)

36 Over the weekend I watched Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughan. It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

37 Comments are now open for business.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (RBOtF)

38 First one was great fun. 2nd one sucked.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (x84aV)

What this guy said.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (U7voe)

39 I liked Keanu in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

What ever happened to Alex Winter?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)

40
I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)


What actually happened to him?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

41
I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.


I don't recall anything about that flick. It went in the eyeballs and the ears and went out...somewhere. Don't know where. Nothing stuck around, thank goodness. I do occasionally like a movie where you can check your brain in at the door because you won't be needing it for an hour and a half or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

42 I keep hearing that the Wick series are good but I can't get Bill & Ted out of my mind - not good.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (32YRo)

43 36 Over the weekend I watched Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughan. It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

More or less "Brawl in Cell Block 99" meets "What Women Want".


...


(i'm kidding)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Ct55T)

44 Keanu Reeves is becoming an all-time classic movie icon, based on the number of Iconic Action Characters in his personal resume. Very few actors have EVER notched so many as Keanu has, now with John Wick added to the list. The only actors I can think of who rival him in number of Iconic Characters are Humphrey Bogart, Harrison Ford and Arnold S.

People like James Cagney, Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris basically played the same character over and over -- but Keanu's Iconic heroes are all different.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (5tb4C)

45 "New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda"

Yet, Gosnell was the one killing black babies (and women patients).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)


Nonono, the Gosnell character was a metaphor.

Posted by: completely missing the point at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (t+qrx)

46 Because of Gene Hackman
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

He... Wasn't in Tombstone, but ok.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (U7voe)

47 I'm a bigger fan of the Equalizer. waitingfor#3

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (IOquy)

48 21
Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (+Tibp)


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Val Kilmer was ROBBED of the Oscar! I watch it when I can simply for his performance alone, although most everybody else is quite good in it as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

49 >>>I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.

imma guess that it involves shooting and jujitsu

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)

50 I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM
*************
Also, where is Calm Mentor?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (RBOtF)

51 Is it true that fasting Ace is living on a post in the desert somewhere?

I confess to being drunk so feel free to ignore the question.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (JgA4k)

52 Gone With The Wind Adjusted for inflation is still the biggest film of all time.

It made over 200 million in 1939 for an adjusted 1.8 billion dollars.

All with out multiplexes and overpiced tickets.

Star Wars: A New Hope happens to be number to adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (mdPwd)

53 Get out and vote for Fred Keller. Tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (gH2RJ)

54 Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. At the end it's revealed that basically everyone on Earth is part of this uber secret assassin network, which kinda begs the question of why or how it's secret at this point.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (U7voe)

55 Good flick. On par with first John Wick.

Posted by: madtechie at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (gDNMH)

56 32 The grey box is the greatest invention of the SMR.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
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I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)


======


Trump hired him to be the new Attorney General. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

57 Also, where is Calm Mentor?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (RBOtF)


I was under the impression Calm Mentor was having housing issues. I hope I'm wrong. I hope he's okay.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)

58 What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
---------

He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)

59 imma guess that it involves shooting and jujitsu
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)

And a dog.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (U7voe)

60 Evening folks.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ePLen)

61 It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

Not as slow as Andrei Rublev.

TJM's movie thread was right about that one.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY8)

62 Alex Winter - looks like a fat middle aged out of work actor at the moment - like 90% of LA really.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)

63 13 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

-
Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru


Yeah, because Kermit Gosnell would treat white patients in his nicest exam room, and non-whites in the grody one.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (4HMW8)

64 36 Over the weekend I watched Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughan. It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

Just saw on IMDB it's from the Bone Tomahawk guy.

Will watch.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (x84aV)

65 Anybody have allergies (hay fever type)? I've had them bad most of my life. Last year I bit the bullet and started a shot regime. 14 months of weekly then monthly shots and the allergies are as bad as ever. The allergy clinic has not been helpful.

What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX8)

66 40
I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)


What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)


I believe an auto accident, but I could be wrong. Too busy trying to keep track of the thousands and thousands of lies that Trump supposedly says, or so the Left claims.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

67 Gone With The Wind...


*long, deep inhale*

....



IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Ct55T)

68 He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (U7voe)

*winces, covers no-killy area*

Ouch. That's cold.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)

69
Count among the tired themes in movies the secret assassin squad. Oh, and the agency where everyone is officially dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (X3lUd)

70 I'm a bigger fan of the Equalizer. waitingfor#3


I really liked that TV series a lot. Very low key hero. Edward Woodward was great. Good guy wins, bad guy gets what he deserves.


*long wistful sigh* I really miss the old days...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

71 Who socked Captain Slapballs in the earlier thread? I hate you, I'm still laughing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (VkWRL)

72
We watched the first JW a couple of weeks back. Violent, sure, but in a good way.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (pNxlR)

73 @33
I also quite liked Brian Denihey's star turn as The Town of Tombstone.

Some of his best work.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (mdPwd)

74 Yeah, I liked Bone Tomahawk too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

75 you call that "entertainment" ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (B+t5k)

76 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX

A friend of a friend is a vet who has allergies. He took a whole course of shots which did absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (U7voe)

77
He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)



I hope he's okay, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (TdMsT)

78 65 Anybody have allergies (hay fever type)? I've had them bad most of my life. Last year I bit the bullet and started a shot regime. 14 months of weekly then monthly shots and the allergies are as bad as ever. The allergy clinic has not been helpful.

What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX


Valu-rite?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

79 I didn't see the Gosnell movie but I read the indictment. That's the first step a serious movie critic should take - for context.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (eFRS+)

80
I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)






Not sure how they're going to solve that, but I suspect that it'll somehow involve shooting someone in the face.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (cwL3u)

81 Young Keanu Reeves, not unlike Catherine Deneuve, couldn't act his way out of a paper bag early in his career. Whereas Miss Deneuve eventually grew as an actress, Keanu's producers and directors eventually learned to, er, "accomodate" and worked their way around his, er, "limitations".

Having said all that, I still like Keanu Reeves a lot.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PkkL6)

82 He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)

OMG...I didn't know this! Prayers up for him.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (cF8AT)

83 Tell me about John Wick, bearing in mind that I'm drunk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (JgA4k)

84 LOL.

On Biden: "He left you for another state. Remember that."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

85 65 Anybody have allergies (hay fever type)? I've had them bad most of my life. Last year I bit the bullet and started a shot regime. 14 months of weekly then monthly shots and the allergies are as bad as ever. The allergy clinic has not been helpful.

What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Take Azelastine. For real. It's a "second-gneration antihistamine," administered as a nasal spray. By Rx only. It's over-the-counter in Europe, but not here yet. I find it works wayyyy better than normal antihistamines, and no side effects. No no needles. Just spray, takes ten seconds.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)

86 33 Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski

Because of Gene Hackman

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)


=======


Reading a recently published autobiography by Gary Sinise called "Grateful American" -- very enjoyable. He mentions that his inspiration for making a fourth incarnation (previously two cinematic versions, one television) of "Of Mice And Men" was the 1973 film "Scarecrow" with Gene Hackman and Al Pacino.


I'd never heard of it and watched it this past weekend. Not much of a plot, but tremendous acting -- especially from Hackman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)

87 I might actually pay to see this...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (cwL3u)


Same. It will be my first visit to a theater in 3 years or so if I do. I liked the first two, but saw them long after they had their theater runs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)

88 What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX


Nasalcrom. It's a nasal spray, but it takes a few days to start working, not a dry-you-out kind of spray.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

89
Gone With The Wind...

*long, deep inhale*
....

IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE WIND COMES OUT OF HIS ASS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

90 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)

Thanks.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (H8QX8)

91 Claudia Gerini as Gianna D'Antonio in John Wick 2 was my favorite part.

By the way, I hate all the firearm commercialism coming. out of the movie.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (VkWRL)

92 Who socked Captain Slapballs in the earlier thread? I hate you, I'm still laughing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20


Only in ace world would this sentence be understood.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (kRPTw)

93 >>>83 Tell me about John Wick, bearing in mind that I'm drunk.


John Wick kills all the people.

ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

94 I think Alex Winter is a writer/producer. And actor, again, now that they're making a new Bill & Ted *air guitar riffs*

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1086064/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (kQs4Y)

95 He... Wasn't in Tombstone, but ok.

Posted by: Vanya

it's a joke but okay - quick and the dead was the show - he was the only one in it that was any good ...so the joke.

But Tombstone was horrible - sorry. No one redeemed it.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)

96
On Biden: "He left you for another state. Remember that."

A state that matches his smallness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (X3lUd)

97 39 I liked Keanu in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

What ever happened to Alex Winter?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)


=======


If you don't already know, they both announced (at the Hollywood Bowl) a couple months ago that they're going to be making a third installment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

98 But Tombstone was horrible - sorry. No one redeemed it.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)

"... and to be honest, I was ducking and covering too much to really know what happened after that, officer."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Ct55T)

99 He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)


It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (nVq7R)

100 Take Azelastine. For real. It's a "second-gneration antihistamine," administered as a nasal spray. By Rx only. It's over-the-counter in Europe, but not here yet. I find it works wayyyy better than normal antihistamines, and no side effects. No no needles. Just spray, takes ten seconds.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)


We might be talking about the same sort of medication.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)

101 Gone With The Wind...

IN MY VAGINA!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (gkstg)

102 He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. At the end
it's revealed that basically everyone on Earth is part of this uber
secret assassin network, which kinda begs the question of why or how
it's secret at this point.


I've seen bits and pieces of it on YooToob. Some Russian mobster's son steals KR's car and kills his dog, right? So KR exacts revenge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (HaL55)

103 By the way, I hate all the firearm commercialism coming. out of the movie.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (VkWRL)

It's popular, now it sucks?

I kinda agree though. The bandwagon fanboyism is rather tiresome.

That, and the fact that from what I hear an actual professional hitman would use a $75 Hi Point that he could toss off a bridge on his way home.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (U7voe)

104 77
He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)


I think that's right. Me I'm drunk on a Monday fucking afternoon.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (JgA4k)

105 It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (nVq7R)
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That's right, it was. And it was quite a while ago. I hope he is recovering okay. It sounded pretty darn awful.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (aXucN)

106
What OTC medication do you take?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX






I recommend bourbon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (cwL3u)

107 92 Who socked Captain Slapballs in the earlier thread? I hate you, I'm still laughing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20


Only in ace world would this sentence be understood.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (kRPTw)


"The Legend of Captain Slapballs" is one of the regular break-out sessions at most MoMes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (sy5kK)

108 It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since
---
God bless Palp. Busted up like a stale breadstick but he still manages to hold up a roscoe!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (kQs4Y)

109 especially from Hackman.

Posted by: ShainS -

He made everything watchable - I hated Superman but Hackman knew what to do, everyone else was simply shit.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)

110 Everything okay, Northern Lurker?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)

111 Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (HaL55)

That's the first one. Don't worry, the plot is a wafer-thin set of contrivances to let Keanu Reeves do speed reloads and Mozambique drills on people. It's like a kung fu movie-- just roll with it.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (U7voe)

112 90 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)

Thanks.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Check it out:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2621402/


Effectiveness of twice daily azelastine nasal spray in patients with seasonal allergic rhinitis

" Compared with oral antihistamines, azelastine nasal spray also demonstrates superior efficacy and a more rapid onset of action, and is effective even in patients who did not respond to previous oral antihistamine therapy."

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (5tb4C)

113 93 >>>83 Tell me about John Wick, bearing in mind that I'm drunk.

John Wick kills all the people.

ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

And then he porks a Sig Sauer which gives birth to a new race of Gunfolk with which he shoots himself, thus ending the race of Men in this world.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (Ct55T)

114 IN MY VAGINA!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer


Low-hanging fruit for Ben R.

Posted by: That irredemable guy who always says... at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (EgshT)

115 It's not just that the mobsters kill his dog (which is the most adorable puppy ever). The puppy was a final gift from his dying wife. She gave it to him to remember her by, and to have something else in his life to care for and love.

The mobsters were inexperienced and didn't know who they were attacking.

When they tell the more senior mobsters who they'd robbed and attacked, the senior mobsters go ballistic. "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"

They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.

He kills ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

116 John Wick is pretty much the apotheosis of what it is to be a Guy Movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (0MVr3)

117 Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1 and 2? Well maybe I heard of it, the name does ring a bell. But I have no clue what they're about.

Damn I am out of the loop.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (FiUMj)

118 He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)

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OH GEEZ, apologies for my previous flippant remark -- I was not aware of this. Sorry to hear that and hope he is able to mend fully ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

119 If you don't already know, they both announced (at the Hollywood Bowl) a couple months ago that they're going to be making a third installment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

Thanks Born Again! I did not know that and I will keep my eyes peeled for it....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (Z+IKu)

120 110 Everything okay, Northern Lurker?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)

Everything is fine. It's a holiday here and I opened a growler of beer and I'm predestined to finish it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)

121 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (PbpT7)

122 We're wondering about Disney's Marvel movie beating Disney's Star Wars movie instead of wishing the whole thing would die in a fire.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0V/8D)

123 Ohio State finally got around to admitting they enabled a perv MD who molested 170 student athletes during his tenure there. The perv was repeatedly reported to campus officials, who did - nothing.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (eFRS+)

124 I only hate it because it's very gimmicky and also pricey. I really don't need a Taran Tactical shotgun that i could upgrade with better parts for a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (VkWRL)

125 Wick II was a bloated mess filmed in DarkOVision. PUt me to sleep.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (cXV7n)

126 After the giant mediocrity that was The Force Awakens, I swore off any further Star Wars movies.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)

127 'John was not really the Boogeyman. He was the man you sent to kill the fucking Boogey Man!'
-Viggo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0MVr3)

128 I was under the impression Calm Mentor was having housing issues. I hope I'm wrong. I hope he's okay.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)
***************
I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)

129

On my drive home tonight for the hell of it I tuned in the Joe Walsh show (not the Eagles guy). He was defending Justin Amash. Said he is one of THE most conservative guys in congress and a true TEA Party conservative just like he is. And all of these people calling Amash a RINO or liberal are the same who call Walsh those names because he's honest about Trump. Walsh said that he is THE most conservative person on the radio. He also applauded the judge who said the president has to release his financial records because and I quote, "Trump is acting like a king and going against the Constitution". The NeverTrumpers are really delusional

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (nVq7R)

130 hi bluebell ! hope you are well

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

131 >Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)



You're a Canuck?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ePLen)

132 Not going to see John Wick III but then didn't see John Wick I or II

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (BbGew)

133 Sooner or later I would like to see John Wick get a piece of ass, instead of killing it all. I'm a romantic like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)

134 >>Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1 and 2?


I think it's about a man's love for his dog.

Like Old Yeller.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (488xF)

135 all 1000 of the top assassins and killers in the world < John Wick

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

136 OH GEEZ, apologies for my previous flippant remark -- I was not aware of this. Sorry to hear that and hope he is able to mend fully ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)
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No worries - Uncle Palp would definitely approve of that comment! He's probably designing his new AG uniform (of course he'll have a uniform) complete with rows and rows of medals, and of course, a sword at his side.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (aXucN)

137 I may see JW III on my day off and eat at Tacqeria Lugar afterwards.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (qBNEP)

138 I had so much hope for The Force Awakens.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

139 I thought the scene where he shit on an escalator was brilliant to relieve the unrelenting tension.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (hjaPQ)

140 ****
I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)


That is incredibly upsetting. We need to help him.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (TdMsT)

141 Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1
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Wick 1. Is tight.
No wasted dialogue.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)

142 Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.


Why sorry?

Aren't we all here for the entertainment?

Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

143 I saw it on Sunday. It's good, but not perfect. Check Cranky T-Rex's video about it. I agreed with it almost entirely. Sure hope there is a 4th!

Posted by: Zakn at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BijY5)

144 I've spent about an hour trying to fix my e-mail problem. Since I installed Linux the other day, I get error messages when I try to set up my existing e-mail accounts. Everything else is working perfectly.

So tonight I called Comcast for help. I got a lady of indeterminate ethnicity who was very friendly and chipper, but was unable to solve my problem. She finally told me to call Apple for help. Yes, I'm using an 8-10 year old Apple computer, but why would Apple be able to help me configure Mozilla Thunderbird on Linux Mint? That makes no sense. I had a sneaking suspicion she was trying to get rid of me.

So I did call them, and after being on hold for 15 minutes I got "your call cannot be completed as dialed".

Then I went to the Linux Mint website and figured I'd have to go to the user forum. I tried to register and after several abortive tries got the message that I had tried too many times for one session and to try again later.

Fine. I've had about enough of this for one night.

*pours stiff drink*

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

145 I also quite liked Brian Denihey's star turn as The Town of Tombstone.

-
This town ain't big enough for the both . . ., Well, actually, it's pretty good sized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)

146 Surprisingly, I really enjoyed the first John Wick. A tad violent but very cool.

Don't know if I'll go to the theater to see it but if not I will definitely rent it when it comes out on Amazon /YouTube, etc.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (9hauA)

147 Everything is fine. It's a holiday here and I opened a growler of beer and I'm predestined to finish it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)
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Okay, good. You may proceed.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (aXucN)

148 137 I may see JW III on my day off and eat at Tacqeria Lugar afterwards.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (qBNEP)


No movie can be so bad that you want to eat a Lugar afterwords.


Well, maybe a Brie Larson movie............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

149


I wanna see Nadler's Gunt II, The Belt Tightens.

Should be good.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (z8c2c)

150 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.

Posted by: ace

J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)

151 You can get azelastine from inhouse pharmacy. I need to do another order for that and for albuterol.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (JKNZq)

152 John Wick has some of the most kick-ass fight scenes that have ever kicked ass but it's never really figured out how to have those fight scenes mean anything.

And Endgame probably lost steam at the box office because it...SPOILER ALERT...killed off or decommissioned most of the Avengers. It's actually pretty damn good but how many times would anyone have gone back to see Return of the Jedi in the theater is Luke, Leia, Lando, and Chewbacca all died heroically in it?

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (7Nkan)

153 142 Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.

Why sorry?

Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm just here for the stories about people shittin' into a running escalator.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (Ct55T)

154 Why sorry?

Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)


I'm here for edification.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (TdMsT)

155 I've recently mentioned going on a superhero binge. Among the movies I've watched I've watched Antman and the Wasp.
Evangeline Lilly might be 40 but I think she's hot. She definitely looks better in Spandex than Brie Larson.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (JgA4k)

156 >>Walsh said that he is THE most conservative person on the radio. He also applauded the judge who said the president has to release his financial records because and I quote, "Trump is acting like a king and going against the Constitution".


Sounds like a regular Montesquieu.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (488xF)

157 I don't know what to think about this until I hear Brie Larsens' ass opinion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (pw+jk)

158 Rickl,

I have linux mint installed.I do tech support for a living. What's the problem with your email?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

159 Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)


I thought it was comedy tomorrow.

*checks program*

Shit.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

160 Young Keanu Reeves, not unlike Catherine Deneuve, couldn't act his way
out of a paper bag early in his career. Whereas Miss Deneuve eventually
grew as an actress, Keanu's producers and directors eventually learned
to, er, "accomodate" and worked their way around his, er, "limitations".




Having said all that, I still like Keanu Reeves a lot.


I've heard the same thing. I didn't really start paying attention to his films until The Matrix, which is one of my favorite movies ever. He's pretty good at playing Keanu Reeves, but he's a lot better now at picking scripts, IMHO. He's done some pretty good movies here lately in the past 15 years.


And he's supposed to be a really nice dude IRL. Lots of stories about him being nice to people. Plus, he's a bass player. I saw a video of him with Dog Star (the band) on some late night talk show a while back and he never made a big deal about him being in the band. He was almost shy and hardly said anything after the song, which I really liked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)

161 John was not really the Boogeyman. He was the man you sent to kill the fucking Boogey Man!'
-Viggo
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The Baba Yaga.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (ZuGkg)

162 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.



I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

163 "Humankind" is just a list of people John Wick hasn't killed.

Yet.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (5tb4C)

164 hi bluebell ! hope you are well
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
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Oh my goodness! Hello! So good to see you - I haven't seen you around in forever. I told WDS to say hi to you for me at the Morondezvous. I hope she remembered.

I was thinking of you at the Easter Vigil Mass because my husband and I were asked to be sponsors for a young couple coming into the church, and I remembered that you came in last Easter.

Hope you are well!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (aXucN)

165 OSU joins PSU and Michigan State on the Collegiate Pervert Wall of Shame. The perps are being served their just desserts but that's cold comfort. OSU perp offed himself.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (eFRS+)

166 Not going to see John Wick III but then didn't see John Wick I or II


That's why I didn't see Malcolm X.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

167 When they tell the more senior mobsters who they'd robbed and attacked, the senior mobsters go ballistic. "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,

She lives in a house in the forest that stands on four huge chicken feet and constantly turns round and round. Her yard fence is made of human bones with skulls set on top of each fencepost... however, a visitor will always see one that one fencepost is empty, just as a friendly reminder to be on his or her best behavior. If you mess with her, she will kill you and eat you.

She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...

All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)

168 And he's supposed to be a really nice dude IRL. Lots of stories about him being nice to people. Plus, he's a bass player.


and a 3 gunner.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

169 J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"
Posted by: Boswell

That sounds like something I should argue with while my wife entertains Paolo...

Posted by: Eric Erickson at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gkstg)

170
Temps in LA and TX were in the high 80s, but I'm frozen. Had to drive for 12 hours with the AC on high for the mutts. Wore a coat, which looked funny when I stopped for gas or bathroom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (X3lUd)

171 My little brother always said I look like Keanu, so all his movies are teh awesome as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (EZebt)

172 165 OSU joins PSU and Michigan State on the Collegiate Pervert Wall of Shame. The perps are being served their just desserts but that's cold comfort. OSU perp offed himself.
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (eFRS+)

dude, why's it gotta be all BIG10?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Ct55T)

173 you know, keanu reeves is a weird guy. he is the hero of weird movies that no one likes but then everyone loves.

matrix was shunned by everyone initially but then it got a cult following.

john wick same.




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

174 I posted this about JW3 this am:

John Wick was a decent watch.

I faulted JW2 for spending too much time on the world building. The original left a lot to mystery, hinting at the size and shape of the world and it's rules, but leaving a lot to the imagination. Then 2 got bogged down in the details of the world and less with the shooting in the face.

JW3 introduces elements of the world in sparse fashion again. And plenty of face shooting.

Mostly a setup for JW4 though. Some callbacks to The Matrix and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Biggest disappointment: if you are putting Halle Berry in a movie, you do it because she is hot. Ehh, not so much. Character was kind of a throwaway and could have been played by anybody. The dog scenes were cool, but not reliant on Berry.


I will add - I rank it better than JW2, not quite as good as JW1

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

175 "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"



They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.



He kills ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)


I think the mobster says something like, "You attacked and robbed the guy you hire to KILL the bogeyman."
Still, the point is, they fucked up bigly.
lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

176 i think Han was supposed to buy the farm in Return of the Jedi but the scriptwriters convinced themselves otherwise.

The Extended Universe, later, figured Chewie was plot-expendable and killed that guy. Upsetting many, many fans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2)

177
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?



And most of them are on the job for ten or fifteen seconds before getting gunned down by THE SAME GUY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

178
On my drive home tonight for the hell of it I tuned in the Joe Walsh show (not the Eagles guy).


He sounds like he's full of himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

179 158 Rickl,

I have linux mint installed.I do tech support for a living. What's the problem with your email?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (JKNZq)


It keeps saying that my username or password is incorrect. I've tried every combination I can think of. The Comcast lady had me log in to the Xfinity website and it worked.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

180 you know, have to disagree with the words "nyper-violent", think "justice-oriented" is more suiting.


every motherfucker he shoots or otherwise offs deserves it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

181 'I'm told you struck my son.'

'Yes, Sir. I did.'

'Why?'

'He stole John Wick's car and shot his dog.'

'Oh.' *click*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (0MVr3)

182 Posted by: MBunge at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (7Nkan)

I loved Endgame and saw it twice, which I basically never do. The only other time I can remember doing that was The Dark Knight.

I think we all knew most of the major contracts were up well before the movie came out.

As a result of mindless MCU fangurl, I hope they break all the records.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (9hauA)

183 151 You can get azelastine from inhouse pharmacy. I need to do another order for that and for albuterol.
Posted by: notsothoreau


Yeah, you can get it on the Internet too. But any doctor will prescribe it no problem, as it has zero danger or side-effects.

I have no idea why it isn't over-the-counter here, yet is freely available overseas. It's completely safe -- and in fact is safer than many over-the-counter drugs on any random drugstore shelf.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (5tb4C)

184 >>matrix was shunned by everyone initially but then it got a cult following.


Is that how you remember it?

I remember it being quite popular and then moreso until they made more of them.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (488xF)

185
Temps in LA and TX were in the high 80s, but I'm frozen. Had to drive for 12 hours with the AC on high for the mutts. Wore a coat, which looked funny when I stopped for gas or bathroom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


They probably thought you were a Columbine goth type criminal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

186 123
What's up with The Pedophile Ten....Penn state ,MI state, Ohio state

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (OOH1c)

187 Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1

====

Wick 1. Is tight.

No wasted dialogue.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)

====
DO NOT fuck with a man's dog.

I like that because if my dog were fucked with, the man left after he got done with them would be seriously fucked up by me. Then buried.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (pw+jk)

188 @176
The best Star Wars Extended Universe Book was the Vulcan Academy Murders.

They really should work that into Episode IX

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (mdPwd)

189 double check the server settings. If you have the wrong incoming/outgoing server settings, you'll get an error. Also, for some accounts, you need to have the full email address for the username.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (JKNZq)

190
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise.

A new engineer introduced herself as I passed in the corridor. She asked what I did in the company. "Corporate assassin," I replied solemnly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (X3lUd)

191 I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (yQpMk)


The world rule is a gold piece pays for a service, kind of regardless. Though it would seem a killing pays more than a coin, especially since JW has had multimillion dollar (no coins mentioned) prices on his head in each movie.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ZfRYq)

192 Biggest disappointment: if you are putting Halle Berry in a movie, you do it because she is hot.

I like that they cast Halle as the middle-aged cynic she actually is, by now. It's good she's in a movie as something other than eye candy.

Charlize Theron played Wournos in a movie who was not hot, at all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ykYG2)

193
That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,

She lives in a house in the forest that stands on four huge chicken feet and constantly turns round and round. Her yard fence is made of human bones with skulls set on top of each fencepost... however, a visitor will always see one that one fencepost is empty, just as a friendly reminder to be on his or her best behavior. If you mess with her, she will kill you and eat you.

She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...

All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)



Sounds a lot like the story of Hillary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

194
I only hate it because it's very gimmicky and also pricey. I really don't need a Taran Tactical shotgun that i could upgrade with better parts for a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (VkWRL)





I've seen his videos lately. Taran needs to lay off the Chunky Monkey. Dood may be able to shoot the wings off a fly, but he's seriously soggy around the midsection, more than just age catching up with him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cwL3u)

195 DO NOT fuck with a man's dog.



I think it's more than that. It was the dog his beloved dying wife gave him so he wouldn't be alone. It the wife that he was killing for.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

196 I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)


That is incredibly upsetting. We need to help him.
Posted by: Ladyl

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A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y4EXg)

197 It keeps saying that my username or password is incorrect. I've tried every combination I can think of. The Comcast lady had me log in to the Xfinity website and it worked.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)


You've gone through this, yeah?
http://tinyurl.com/yddaz6cj

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)

198 I'm starting to get the idea college athletic programs are perv magnets.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (eFRS+)

199 'He stole John Wick's car and shot his dog.'

'Oh.' *click*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (0MVr3)


This is what I mean by sparse telling of the story - so much was conveyed by just the delivery of that "oh"

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)

200 It was


I keep leaving out words today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

201 It was


I keep leaving out words today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
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Here, I'll fix that for you.

"It was . . .

soap

poisoning!"

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (aXucN)

202 I buy from inhouse pharmacy because I'm tired of the doctors and insurance companies jacking me around. Albuterol is safe too. When we had bad forest fires last year, I ran out of my inhaler. The smoke made me use it more than before. They wouldn't let me refill it. This year, they decided that two hits a day meant I could only refill every 100 days. There's no reason for that. I need it to keep my oxygen levels up so that I can function.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (JKNZq)

203 I like that they cast Halle as the middle-aged cynic she actually is, by now. It's good she's in a movie as something other than eye candy.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)

204 I'm not saying but I'm just saying that Obama sicked the OSHA DEA ETC ETC on tea party groups just for whatever reason. So, this audit thing bullshit seems like a good starting point to harass the fuck out of the libss in question.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (JziUy)

205 just 'cause.

https://youtu.be/srZnENbdwDI?t=97

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (Ct55T)

206 I saw it on Friday. Overall I thought it was worth the ticket price. We learn a little more about Wick's history, a little more about this shadowy guild of killers, introduce a new antagonist, and watch a shitload of bad guys get whacked in increasingly brutal ways. There are some call backs (including one to the Matrix), and if you thought John was fucked at the end of Chapter 2, stand by.

The one thing I can see about this franchise is that they are having to try harder and harder to top the last one. I don't know how much room they have left.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (LFsmk)

207 JW 1 and JW2 were on television a few nights ago, and I watched them for the first time. Obviously a runup to the opening of JW3.
I was entertained.
Like someone said earlier, you just roll with it.
Sort of like an amped up Death Wish, now that I think about it.
Except for the things that are different. lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

208 133 Sooner or later I would like to see John Wick get a piece of ass, instead of killing it all. I'm a romantic like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)


======


So, no Brie Larson then?

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (WqPYg)

209 There's a great scene where the mobsters send 15 men to Wick's home to kill him before he comes after the mob, and he kills them all.

The cops show up.

Wick just pays them a gold coin to go away. It's very clear they've done this transaction before and they expect to have to ignore dead bodies when they come to Wick's house.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

210 Here's an imdb short about Zippo lighters and other props:

https://tinyurl.com/y28834uz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

211 garrett is right. The first Matrix got repeat views and spawned cultural memes near-immediately. People were still waiting for Phantom Menace that year so the media was more concentrating on that... until The Matrix got to DVD first. A lot of people bought DVD players specifically to watch Matrix on it (Lucas delayed Phantom Menace's DVD release because reasons).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

212 Levin has on one of the guys who is primarying Amash - Lauer?

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)

213 the moral of john wick is do not fuck with the dog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MTjB1)

214 They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.



He kills ALL of the people.



Revenge: served up best in a doggy bowl.
I'll have to see if I can find that one and watch the whole thing at once. Of course, if I wait a few months, they'll have the trilogy out on DVD.


They still make DVD's, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)

215 I'm starting to get the idea college athletic programs are perv magnets.
Posted by: kallisto

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*ding! ding! ding!*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Y4EXg)

216 >>I think it's more than that. It was the dog his beloved dying wife gave him so he wouldn't be alone. It the wife that he was killing for.

Plus he likes killing. You can't be that good at something unless you like it a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

217 Not a moviegoer, so John Wicks gets el-zilcho from me. But I am glad to see the comic-book crapola dethroned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (7njPr)

218
She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...

All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)


Her segment in Mussoursky's Pictures at an Exhibition is rousing, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

219 Levin has on one of the guys who is primarying Amash - Lauer?
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)


Jim Lower.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (t+qrx)

220
A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y4EXg)



That is VERY upsetting. I'm didn't know he had a GoFundMe.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

221 No worries - Uncle Palp would definitely approve of that comment! He's probably designing his new AG uniform (of course he'll have a uniform) complete with rows and rows of medals, and of course, a sword at his side.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (aXucN)


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Heh. Indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (WqPYg)

222 >>garrett is right.


What?

I am?

That almost never happens.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (488xF)

223 [pi]Wick just pays them a gold coin to go away. It's very clear they've done this transaction before and they expect to have to ignore dead bodies when they come to Wick's house.



Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

224 Plus he likes killing. You can't be that good at something unless you like it a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)
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Like you and Swiffering.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (aXucN)

225 133 Sooner or later I would like to see John Wick get a piece of ass, instead of killing it all. I'm a romantic like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)

I sometimes wonder how he got married to a normal person. Did he just never tell her? Was she down with it?

It's like that scene in Grosse Pointe Blank. "I'm a professional killer." "Oh? You get good benefits with that?"

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (U7voe)

226 188 @176
The best Star Wars Extended Universe Book was the Vulcan Academy Murders.

They really should work that into Episode IX
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (mdPwd)

A Barbara Hambley reference? Jeez, talk about things I never expected on the AOSHQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (0MVr3)

227 One of John Wick's most diabolical killing techniques is to hold the guy down and overdose him on Azelastine nasal spray.

Takes 3 hours. Damn that stuff is safe.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (5tb4C)

228 John Wick makes me want to be a better man.

And also, a better face-shooter.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)

229 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)

230 >229 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)



Happy Victoria Day, eh!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ePLen)

231 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)

232 >>Like you and Swiffering.

bingo

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

233 And also, a better face-shooter.


The art of stabbing someone in the foot also comes in handy. An oft overlooked skill.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

234 >>Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?


YES!

My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (488xF)

235 That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)


It's funny because its true!

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

236 229 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)



I hope you waited to start until the sun was over the yardarm.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (TdMsT)

237 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)

Planned Barrenhood is as racist as can be; they kill way more black babies than white ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (7njPr)

238 231 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)

LOL

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (JgA4k)

239
That's why I didn't see Malcolm X.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


They were OK up to Malcolm VIII but Malcolm IX jumped the shark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (aKsyK)

240 >> John Wick makes me want to be a better man.


Does he not eat, or someting?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (488xF)

241 150 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.

Posted by: ace

J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)


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... and the missing piece of ass is the MacGuffin!

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

242 The art of stabbing someone in the foot also comes in handy. An oft overlooked skill.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)


Foot, shin, thigh, crotch, gut, thorax, neck, eye, and then puncture the skull.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (ZfRYq)

243 That statement by MLK's daughter on abortion was pretty powerful. And she's right. It messes up your body and they deny it. One of the women in the Gosnell book said that as well.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (JKNZq)

244 234 >>Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?


YES!

My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.
Posted by: garrett


One of the best shows on TV in the last ten years is a German half-hour comedy series called "Crime Scene Cleaner." Absolutely hilarious, if you can find it.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (5tb4C)

245
John Wick makes me want to be a better man.

And also, a better face-shooter.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)








Teh Ewok seriously needs to head out to the CenTXMoMe in Oct.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (cwL3u)

246 Also, I'm pretty sure that Casablanca's crime rate dropped 90% for about six months after John Wick blew through town.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (LFsmk)

247 A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.

Posted by: Tonypete

That was me.


I have no c