Liberal Media Democrat Joe Scarborough: It's Time We Democrats Had an Uncomfortable Discussion About Joe Biden's Diminished Cognitive Function

Indeed.

SCARBOROUGH: Of course, Willie, he's struggling there. He’s closing his eyes. He knows he's having trouble finding words. The sentences are jumbled, the words are jumbled. I just worried when I read -- you see this and, listen, I’m just saying, I think Biden has the best chance of beating Trump. I do. Like if he's on his game. But I just wonder, is the media grading Joe Biden on a scale? Are we afraid to say that a lot of his sentences don't make sense? That he's having trouble completing thoughts? That when he’s asked in a previous debate about Afghanistan an issue he knows more about than anybody, not only on that stage, but in Washington, D.C., he ends up stumbling through an answer on Iraq. Are we grading him on a scale the same way people have always graded Donald Trump on a scale in these debates?

GEIST: Yes. The answer is yes.

Other partisan Democrats are taking a different tack: They're implicitly admitting there is a cognitive problem on display, but they claim that this is only because Joe Biden has a stutter he won't admit to, and his problem speaking cogent sentences and remembering words is due to... I guess due to him using too much of his Genius Brain to correct his stutter?

And because most of his Genius Brain is so deployed, managing his stutter, he does not have the remaining brainpower to remember what words he said one second ago, or even who is on stage with him?

Is this how stuttering works? Trying to correct your stutter makes your brain take little narcoleptic naps mid-sentence?

Here, let me answer that: No.



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1 1st?

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (377Zs)

2 The guy has had strokes when he was much younger. He's not firing on all cylinders.

Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (+oR7L)

3 I see a grey door and YOU WILL NOT PASS GAS!

Posted by: Gandalf the Beige at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (l8gTz)

4 This thread has more grey matter than what's left in Joe Biden's cranium.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (Xqo6t)

5 Watching him talk, and the minimal walking I've seen him do on TV, he doesn't look like he could even drive a car.

Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (+oR7L)

6 Hope Solo's walls are closing in!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (pwU+e)

7 When it's time to have the talk with PapPap

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (vd8XM)

8 He's slipping into dementia. If he wasn't such an amoral slimebag I'd feel sorry him. But I don't. Fuck that senile old bastard, I just hope he lives long enough to watch his soon go to prison.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (prSvo)

9 I think that we're in a gray area here.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

10
Feeling all boxed in here.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

11 So, they're floating the "Stuttering Joe" explanation. It must have focused group well.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (O7MnT)

12 I'd like to be governed by the best minds available... if I'm given a choice.

Posted by: Adriane the I wish I Misheard the Lyrics Critic ... at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (LPnfS)

13 6 Hope Solo's walls are closing in!
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (pwU+e)

So we have plenty of time

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (HO4be)

14 I'm thinking of "My Cousin Vinny" and the Stuttering Defense Lawyer - now that was hilarious!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

15 TBH, it's dementia. I've gone through this before, and with my mother now. Joe's in that "definite" stage, and the point where I'd moved my mother out of her home.
Wheels turning, engine revving, but can't put her in gear.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (Z1ykJ)

16 They need to get rid of Joe and get shiny, new Buttigieg on the ticket with Booker as VP.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (WI7YS)

17 phew, you were focused on the html error so you didn't notice I said "took a different tacT" rather than "TacK."

SO I got away with that.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (PbpT7)

18 He hasn't been able to sniff the children and steal their youth lately, it shows.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (M+Lyo)

19 Corn Pop struck him in the head and gave him a concussion when he was a teenage lifeguard. The full damage is now coming into focus. Somewhere Corn Pop is smiling.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (sX1BW)

20 There is a difference between a stutter and a stammer.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (pwU+e)

21 Joe done got so much brain that all them words have trouble gettin' out proper!

...MSM...

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (vd8XM)

22
For the record, having a stutter is also disqualifying.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Xqo6t)

23 Paste is good.

Posted by: Joey Chew Chew at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (UCiEJ)

24 Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (HO4be)

How is your mom coming along after her heart valve surgery?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (WI7YS)

25 Come on Joe, keep punching at it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (FTlwv)

26 We could be looking at Stuttering Cluster F*** of a Miserable Failure version 2

Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (N39Ws)

27 This is like the Obama was just so smart dumb things come out of his mouth thing, right?

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (9VeU0)

28 Ha ha. The Dems star witness has now come out in support of fracking.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

29 Well, they are creative. Is TJM around to tell us whether this wpuld make a good movie plot? The Stutterer.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (O+iVW)

30 Every f*ck-up Hunter Biden makes, Joe Biden loses 10 brain cells.

Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

31 We could be looking at Stuttering Cluster F*** of a Miserable Failure version 2
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football

Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (vd8XM)

32 That "keep punching" clip was hard to watch.. he's all over the place.. someone put him to bed with some warm milk!

I still say he's gonna be the nominee, however. Look at today's polls.

If he doesn't get it on the first vote, the superdelegates will put him over the top on the second.. and then the chaos begins!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (so+oy)

33 Scarborough can talk about his own diminished function while he's at it.

Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (JMDly)

34 Here's a question:

Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gently tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him to run?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

35 I think the dog barked like when my wife used to turn on the light while it was still light outside.

Posted by: jwest at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (U6f/q)

36 Every f*ck-up Hunter Biden makes, Joe Biden loses 10 brain cells.
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football

hey! there's only 100 billion brain cells!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (so+oy)

37 If I did not think Joe has always been a mean, corrupt, vindictive bastard his entire life, I might feel sorry that he is being enabled to be trotted out to be made an object of mockery.

But he is- so Ha-ha!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

38 I guess this means everyone will start hyping "The King's speech" now to build sympathy.

Posted by: girldog at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (SJiiM)

39 Are we grading him on a scale the same way people have always graded Donald Trump on a scale in these debates?
+++++++++++
No. It's the polar opposite. There are two different scales.
Biden Scale: It's all good, baby - he's awesome and can do no wrong.
Trump Scale: IT'S ALL AWFUL! LIAR! RACIST! IDIOT! SCUM!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (I2dne)

40 So, the Dems want to elect a Stuttering Clusterfuck as President?

And they think its a GOOD thing?

/shakes head sadly

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

41 36 Every f*ck-up Hunter Biden makes, Joe Biden loses 10 brain cells.
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football

hey! there's only 100 billion brain cells!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (so+oy)

Biden: Cognitive Black Hole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

42
This is like the Obama was just so smart dumb things come out of his mouth thing, right?

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (9VeU0)

Except Joe is so smart, he doesn't even need to say anything. He's telepathic, and it's our own faults if we can't read his mind.
Silent stutter...

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Z1ykJ)

43 He can just sing his presidenting, like Mel Tillis.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (87EdW)

44 Where do I send a donation to the Biden Campaign? Go Joe!!!!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (cEsBM)

45 17 phew, you were focused on the html error so you didn't notice I said "took a different tacT" rather than "TacK."

SO I got away with that.


Ah, we see it now, plain as Dayton, Ohio.

BURN THE LICH!

Posted by: Gandalf the Beige at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (l8gTz)

46 And by "difficult" they mean "frickin' hilarious".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (3Z6pZ)

47 It is kinda painful watching the guy.


He should be in the Park, mediating between the pigeons and the squirrels.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (gh1GI)

48 His transformation to doddling old man will be complete about the time he goes to trial for corruption.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)

49 "You know he speaks really well? Me...now if only someone would come and hear me." - Deval

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (32YRo)

50 Silent stutter...
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Z1ykJ)

Ban DDT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

51 34 Here's a question:

Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gently tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him to run?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

Won't be Hunter, he needs the graft to pay his new child support.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (NgKpN)

52
Jeesus Joe.

You and the imbecile sperm spreader you call your son have made enough ill gotten gains. Go and live the rest of your lives in relative peace.

Just go.


Git.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (8XRCm)

53 You'd stutter too if the steel plate in your head kept picking up static from Vega.

Posted by: Joe "Contact" Biden at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

54 The image if Joe Biden with Narcolepsy is going to keep me laughing all afternoon

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (NVYyb)

55 Both biden and pelosi have had a serious stroke. The tell for me was when pelosi uttered the ridiculous phrase "you can't cry wolf in a crowded theater". That is a textbook example of aphasia.


biden suffers from the same thing with his rambling nonsense answers to questions.


I have personal experience with this behavior with both my wife and BIL having suffered strokes.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

56 >>I still say he's gonna be the nominee, however. Look at today's polls.


There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

57 His transformation to doddling old man will be complete about the time he goes to trial for corruption.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)
++++++++++++
Trump is the dotard who does the doddering. Biden is not a dotard who dodders.

Try to keep it straight. The narrative depends on it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (I2dne)

58 it's funny how the Never Trumpers are working harder to point this out than any Dems are - they see their chances to get rid of Trump as fading more and more every day.

and the greatest fear of Biden supporters is that we've got almost a year to go before the election, and he's in that stage where he's fading away a little bit more every day.

has everyone else noticed that all of his public speaking engagements have been halted, except when they are very carefully scripted?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)

59 Stutt a-stutta stutt
They call him the stutterer.
Stutt, stutt, stutt
You have no clue what he's after.

Posted by: Aspiring Lyricist at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Lic/8)

60 >>when he's asked in a previous debate about Afghanistan an issue he knows more about than anybody



I think I spotted a hole in his Thesis.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (gh1GI)

61 Don't mention brain surgery. Once air hits your brain your never the same.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)

62 You and the imbecile sperm spreader you call your son have made enough ill gotten gains. Go and live the rest of your lives in relative peace.


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$3,000,000 (low estimate) in Ukrainian money doesn't go as far as you think it does.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

63 So, the Dems want to elect a Stuttering Clusterfuck as President?

And they think its a GOOD thing?

/shakes head sadly
Posted by: Don Q


Worked last time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (kDUUX)

64 "That when he's asked in a previous debate about Afghanistan an issue he knows more about than anybody, not only on that stage, but in Washington, D.C....."


Oh Paaaaleeeese.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (cF8AT)

65 "He's slipping into dementia"

More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)

66
Scarborough can talk about his own diminished function while he's at it.
Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (JMDly)

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AND his dead intern.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

67 Don't mention brain surgery. Once air hits your brain your never the same.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++
Catchy. Would work well on a sign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (I2dne)

68 His transformation to doddling old man will be complete about the time he goes to trial for corruption.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)

I didn't know he'd changed political parties.

Posted by: girldog at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (SJiiM)

69 Funnily enough Bret Baier out-leftied David Axelrod last night, with Baier defending Biden while Axelrod (memorably) described him as "Mr. Magooing his way through the primaries"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NVYyb)

70 It's all an act, a Vincent Gigante play. He's only in the race for CYA. He was probably promised everything would be forgiven/forgotten by the new D President if he made himself the opposition to Trump, helping impeachment.

Posted by: Quilp at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Fxgkp)

71 Here's a question:

Does Joe have anyone who
loves him enough to gently tell him it's time to retire --- or are they
all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother,
etc.) that they *need* him to run?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)



I think that 1) his hubris is telling him he's a natch and 2) he's being propped up by money. Whether or not they expected him to fail so dismally is another matter. At this point I'm 100% expecting that somebody is going to appear at the 11th hour to take this thing. It'll help energize the base, and of course there's not going to be enough time to vet whoever the hell it is.


As if any of that mattered or was possible.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Z1ykJ)

72 Two Joes enter . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

73 AND his dead intern.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++++
I think Scarborough invoked the "Kennedy Rule" to avoid talking about murdered young women.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

74 More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)

-----

Technically..... he'll fall at the same rate whether he has the rock or not.

Its SCIENCE!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (8XRCm)

75 There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

I keep saying, I GUARANTEE you that Stacy Abrams is gonna be the Veep candidate, no matter who wins the name.

I don't think Biden is going to last, physically, much less electorally. My money's still on a Warren/Abrams ticket (GRRRRLLLL POWER!!!) but you never know, Bernie is creeping back up too. Buttigieg? I doubt it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)

76 I don't think Scarborough's being brave here- they need him out now, but campaigns aren't one person, they're orgs, and his org will fight it. But the moneyed interests are now realizing he's kaput, hence the Bloomberg and Patrick feelers. But they're failing to launch cause it's too late in the cycle.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (87EdW)

77 "...That when he's asked in a previous debate about Afghanistan an issue he knows more about than anybody, not only on that stage, but in
Washington, D.C."
The Fak??
The only thing Joe ever knew was where the cafeteria and the girls rest rooms were.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (u6xw0)

78 Joe has to stay in the race, we need the joke material.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

79 Stutter? Wasn't it Biden who always claimed that he had the gift of Blarney?

Posted by: Sting at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (cUFt6)

80 I still say he's gonna be the nominee, however. Look at today's polls.


There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.

Posted by: Lizzy



That's why they want Tank Abrams as Veep.
1 black female POTUS.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (kDUUX)

81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

82 I doubt Joe Biden's brain power could light up an ez bake oven.

Posted by: Nonapod at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (CLP9I)

83 Joe has to stay in the race, we need the joke material.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

----

ESPECIALLY if we cant repeat jokes anymore.....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

84 So let me see if I've got this right. Murderin' Joe and his sidekicks would be perfectly okay with a demented, gropey, paste-eating idiot as president, than see Trump re-elected.

Okay. Got it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

85 It wasn't nice knowing you Joe , calling Crazy Uncle Joe on the carpet might be the nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)

86 Hey, a man who has to dedicate more than half his brain power to simply talking is the kind of guy who should be staring down Putin, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (q80AH)

87 Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

==========

I think with the charges Ukraine is leveling, of embezzled government money being washed through Franklin Templeton, I believe Junkie Hunter is getting close to $20 million now on this deal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (NVYyb)

88 My favorite Kiss song is Stutter

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (GXoKW)

89 81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

What could go wrong?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (pwU+e)

90 Good gravy sakes alive! This isn't 1876 when you could sit on your ass in your home town and let surrogates campaign you to the Presidency.
Give it up, Joe. Enjoy the grandkids. Take a swim in the cement pond. Start enjoying that Ukrainian provided slush fund.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (e1mEI)

91
Biden: "Nonsense. I've got brains I haven't even use yet."



"Purple monkey dishwasher."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (IC+FT)

92 That when he's asked in a previous debate about Afghanistan an issue he
knows more about than anybody, not only on that stage, but in
Washington, D.C., ...


_______



Delusion is not just a river in Egypt, Scarborough.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (/N1lN)

93 Retard strength is an actual thing. Maybe Biden really is going to kick Trump's ass.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (zRbHz)

94 Joe Biden's gateway drug recipe:

Lickable Glue



If you have ever wondered about the adhesives used on stamps and envelopes, well here is a recipe where you can make your own.

White Vinegar 6 tbsp
2 envelopes unflavored gelatin
2 tsp sugar
Mint Or Vanilla Flavor


Boil
vinegar in pan and add other ingredients. Brush on to items and let
dry. You can then lick it or wet it later to activate the glue.

Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

95 "Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate."

LSD.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (eAZVt)

96 81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

That makes quite a bit of sense - he would need them. Bad optics for him to doze off while he's standing on the stage. Especially if he loses his grip on his dentures again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

97 So, he's so high-functioning that his hidden stutter problem is causing his brain to misfire and not keep up...something or other? LOL You just have to give them credit for coming up with the most outlandish justifications for whatever it is they have to justify. They're masters at it. Or, at least, of convincing themselves.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (JoUsr)

98 Doesn't matter if Slow Joe has a cognitive problem. That'll just make him more manageable.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (17+9D)

99 "He's slipping into dementia"


More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)


I'm kind of seeing his brain like a pot full of crabs. Only the crabs are like the dozen or so remaining brain cells, and they're all desperately trying to flee. Except, the other brain cells drag them back in.


You can see it in his face.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Z1ykJ)

100 Joey will be fine. In debates with Trump he won't have to say much. His response to all questions, and his rebuttal to all Trump statements will be: "OK, lets see who can do the most pushups, Donald!"

Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (AMIL/)

101 8 He's slipping into dementia. If he wasn't such an amoral slimebag I'd feel sorry him. But I don't. Fuck that senile old bastard, I just hope he lives long enough to watch his soon go to prison.
Posted by: Guzalot


He'd better hope his wife sticks by him when the dementia gets worse, because that worthless piece of crap son of his won't do anything but cheat Dad out of his money to pay for whores and blow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (+lVUW)

102 His transformation to doddling old man will be complete about the time he goes to trial for corruption.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway

He will always have that old Vincent "the chin" Gallante insanity routine locked up!

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (32YRo)

103 Are you effing kidding me? Biden has a stutter? Nonsense. I've been suffering through his dumb, arrrogant, nasty, endless endless bloviations for nearly 4O years. Recall the first time I saw him. And recall how, after he finally shut up and left, many people were rolling their eyes and commenting on his big mouth and small mind. Policy dinner setting, where some actual and very impressive experts had put on a great discussion. But DC, so a senator got nominally deferential polite treatment.


Anyway, show me how Biden is any less fit than all of the other dumb non-entities on the stage.


Didn't think you could.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)

104 Wasn't it Biden who always claimed that he had the gift of Blarney?
Posted by: Sting at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (cUFt6)
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No, it was "the gift Barney". He has the endorsement of a purple dinosaur.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (3Z6pZ)

105 Liberal Media Democrat Joe Scarborough: It's Time We Democrats Had an Uncomfortable Discussion About Joe Biden's Diminished Cognitive Function

Why Joe?
Why now, Joe?
Hunter, Joe?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (vEIlU)

106 >>>More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...

ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed

Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (PbpT7)

107 you wanna wrestle?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (M+Lyo)

108 Seriously, though, what are the odds Biden even survives long enough to be the nominee?

That's not how I want them to have a brokered convention, but it's a strong possibility.

(Yes, I know they can take the Torricelli Option, but still-- he's not gonna be doing better when Iowa rolls around, assuming he's still running.)

Posted by: Gandalf the Beige at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (l8gTz)

109 I keep saying, I GUARANTEE you that Stacy Abrams is gonna be the Veep candidate, no matter who wins the name.

I don't think Biden is going to last, physically, much less electorally.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Scenario:
Biden - POTUS
Tank - Veep

January 21st, 25th Amendment is invoked.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (kDUUX)

110 How does cartoon character Joe "the schmo" Scarborough get any respect for whatever he says?

He comes up with the most off the wall and disgusting comments/statements about Trump, Trump's kids and Melania.
Very personal and vicious that would be fighting words that would lead to an actual punch up at a family picnic if said in real life.

And his side piece whore is pathetic and has NO business talking about anything that goes on in America. One look at her says SLUT in any language you want to use.

They really need to be called out on their sick and nasty ways.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (cxIsI)

111 Joe got word Burisma is crashing down on Joey.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (vEIlU)

112 ESPECIALLY if we cant repeat jokes anymore.....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM


You say that like it's a Problem.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Lic/8)

113 "Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate."

--

Puppy uppers! Then doggy downers for beddie-bye time.

/Another flashback to when Saturday Night Live was actually funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (JoUsr)

114 Joe is in the sweet spot...

He can still drive his Corvette, but now he can do it with his dick out and not get in trouble.

Posted by: jwest at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (U6f/q)

115 -
--
The image if Joe Biden with Narcolepsy is going to keep me laughing all afternoon


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM

---------------------

Mandlebiden! Mandlebiden! Mandle... zzzzzzzzzzzzzm
mmphhSNORT... <looks around> IT'S GO TIME!!!

Posted by: Mandlebiden at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (pMGkg)

116 96 81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

That makes quite a bit of sense - he would need them. Bad optics for him to doze off while he's standing on the stage. Especially if he loses his grip on his dentures again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

This could be entering into abuse of a senior citizen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (q80AH)

117 81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on
Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)


IIRC, speed or uppers (or coke for that matter) do the opposite, your pupils get constricted. Psychotropic drugs, psychedelics etc. dilate your pupils.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Z1ykJ)

118 Creepy Uncle Joe has always been a malevolent imbecile. He certainly didn't mind on his crackhead son, Hunter, cashing in on being the Vice President's son.

Now he's going senile in full view of the public. Couldn't happen to a more deserving a$$hole.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (00fXp)

119 Hey, a man who has to dedicate more than half his brain power to simply talking is the kind of guy who should be staring down Putin, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
I am more worried about him sitting down with our own Government.

A least with Putin, he can pretend he's being slow as he digests what the interpreter said.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (I2dne)

120 Wow. He developed a stutter in his 77th year of life and it's totally normal and doesn't indicate anything amiss.

And um, sweetie, that's not how stuttering works.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (9hauA)

121 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on Biden's
pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being
fed uppers for each debate.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)


I think Hunter "Hunter" Biden is sharing his blow with dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

122 Both biden and pelosi have had a serious stroke. The tell for me was when pelosi uttered the ridiculous phrase "you can't cry wolf in a crowded theater". That is a textbook example of aphasia.

biden suffers from the same thing with his rambling nonsense answers to questions.

I have personal experience with this behavior with both my wife and BIL having suffered strokes.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)


I know it's ancient history, but this is the guy who fairly well shredded Paul Ryan 7 years ago. I know, I know, Ryan wasn't the guy we thought he was, but I watched that damned thing. Biden was effective.

This guy today, he's not capable of remembering his lines, even when NOBODY is challenging him. They feed him softball questions, and he can't. He just can't remember how to connect the words together.

The scary part is, they damn well just might parade him out there all the way to next November.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (hku12)

123 Does it really matter who the Deep State chooses to ignore?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (vI+F1)

124 >>No, it was "the gift Barney". He has the endorsement of a purple dinosaur.


I think that means he woke up with an ether headache and a used rubber in his ass.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gh1GI)

125 The people defending Biden are probably the same ones who came unglued because Trump went to the doctor outside of a scheduled appointment. And want him to step down because of hearsay about his actions in private. Disgusting.

Posted by: abbynormal at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (I849g)

126 Joe: "We need to k-k-eep p-p-unching st-st----st-uttering in the f-f-----a-- in the ...mouth."

Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (J/oIZ)

127 I mean what stuttering sounds like.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (9hauA)

128 If the problem was the stutter, then he wouldn't be noticeably worse now than he was ten years ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (+lVUW)

129 "My wwwwwooooooorrrrddddd as a Biden?"

Bullshit.

Stuttering doesn't have a damned thing to do with linear thought. The Atlantic thinks it is the old New Republic but it's the current Daily Kos.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (iw59Q)

130 Grading Trump on a scale.

The media gave Donald Trump a pass in '16 because he was just Donald being Donald --kinda like Biden that way, crazy uncle Joe, you know how it is.

Funny Stuff that.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (xmKbk)

131 ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (PbpT7)

in a vacuum

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

132 Wasn't it Biden who always claimed that he had the gift of Blarney?
Posted by: Sting at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (cUFt6)
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No, it was "the gift Barney". He has the endorsement of a purple dinosaur.

----------

The "gift of Barney" was by far the worst secret santa gift at the Congressional Christmas (now Winter Solstice) gift exchange.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)

133 Got to head to the dentist appointment

I have no sympathy for Crazy Uncle Joe, go retire you old coot.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (ZCEU2)

134 Retard strength is an actual thing. Maybe Biden really is going to kick Trump's ass.


Posted by: Lurking Libertarian

Oh man - the Lenny maneuver! Otherwise known as the Baby Huey bam hammer...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (32YRo)

135 119 Hey, a man who has to dedicate more than half his brain power to simply talking is the kind of guy who should be staring down Putin, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
I am more worried about him sitting down with our own Government.

A least with Putin, he can pretend he's being slow as he digests what the interpreter said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (I2dne)

=========

"What did he say?"

"He asked what that smell was."

"Have...have I done it again?"

"I'm afraid so, Mr. President."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (q80AH)

136 My favorite Kiss song is Stutter
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (GXoKW)
++++++++++++++
My favorite Elastica song is "Stutter"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (I2dne)

137 So? ValJar and her band of miscreants hid behind their figurehead Barky the Wonder Tard for eight years, I'm sure they think Biden won't be much different.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Rvlwi)

138 Gawd, I hope they aren't feeding him uppers to go on tv....it would be shocking to see the poor old fool seize up and pass away from the stress, right on stage.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NVYyb)

139
The old bastard's eye exploded on TV.

You fool precisely nobody, media.

Everyone knows he's a decrepit old man who will be in hospice or a box by the general elections.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (AzW6q)

140 "ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed"

Maybe he's on Venus?

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (eAZVt)

141 He's losing it quickly and the Dems can tell themselves all day and all night that boy howdy Joey can beat Trump walking away but millions won't vote for him because it's obvious he's not all there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (j3npP)

142
There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.

Posted by: Lizzy
...........

Completely agree.. At one point I thought Tulsi would make a good match for Biden, but she would alienate the far left..

They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)

143 You can see it in his face.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Z1ykJ)

*****

You SO can see it. He's got creepy blacked out baby doll eyes, but his whole affect screams, "nobody's at the wheel."

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (sI15f)

144 C'mon Man! You guys just sit behind your keyboards talking banana pudding about the issues that matter most to the turtles, uh, voters of this state. Now, I've seen all this before, this ain't my first rodeo clown. And if we don't come together and put a real Progressive like me in the White House, this country's going to go down bad shape. Really bad shape.

The Progressive wing of the this Party is like my baby, and when a baby won't stop crying, sometimes you need to give it a good shake. Now, I'm asking the voters to help me shake that baby all the way to the White House and the future we all want.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (jp0Bv)

145 We are in the "just asking questions" phase that they will circle back around to when they want to go 25th Amendment on Trump next time. Not now, next time they circle back to it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (zoJ0T)

146 The closer old Joe and his son get to indictments the the more addled Joe will become.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Hg4NE)

147 Has anyone asked Joe who the mother of Hunter's baby is?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

148 You can't spell Stutter without Strut.


Which is Ace's 2nd favorite Sheena Easton song.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (gh1GI)

149 "Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being fed uppers for each debate.

LSD."


He is like the leader in the Star Trek episode with the Nazis (John Gill?). They kept him drugged so the baddies could run things.

Posted by: David French at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (OD2ni)

150 >>
I don't think Scarborough's being brave here

Completely agree.
Joe has been selected to normalize this discussion, along with a few others, such as David Axelrod.

The DNC and MSM covered for Hillary's poor health in 2016, but a lot of them are not doing the same for Biden. Joe Scarborough is working with whatever faction wants Joe to step aside.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

151 The guy has had strokes when he was much younger. He's not firing on all cylinders.

Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (+oR7L)

He's missing cylinders.

I saw the other day (maybe here) that Joey's up there solely as to cover all the other scammers having their hands in Ukrainian pockets over the years and current.

He's there to delegitimize ANY investigation into anyone. Not that our current press is eager to do that to any Democrats.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (cxIsI)

152 i wonder what Kamala Harris thinks of all of it?

She must be like "I can't believe I performed all that oral sex and I'm still losing to this guy?"

Probably Corey Booker, too.

And Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (94pMa)

153 More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...

=====

ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM


It does increase his kinetic energy, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (Lic/8)

154 I'm not a doctor, and I don't know the exact medical term for this...

...but Biden is a total fucking idiot.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (wi1jZ)

155 So they'll be bringing Geoffrey Rush to speech coach him, then?

Posted by: Vanya at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (U7voe)

156 I'm sure I've got this wrong mainly because the narrative changes every 20 minutes but...

Trump had to be impeached because he attempted to get firt on Hillary during tyhe '16 election ---> Trump had to be impeached because he held up aid to Ukraine in exchange for investigating Burisma---> Trump had to be impeached because he bribed a foreign official (with money already earmarked for that official's country) --->Trump withheld a meeting in order to extort Ukraine into investigating Burisma...

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (0jZvB)

157

Like "Fake News" we need to stop using "media" and come up with a new name. We know it's an arm of the DNC. We know they are propaganda machines for the left ideology. And we know they lie and are not real news.

And we watch as they all want to be Hollywood and entertainment stars.

They are not msm or media by any stretch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (vEIlU)

158
Other partisan Democrats are taking a different tack: They're implicitly admitting there is a cognitive problem on display, but they claim that this is only because Joe Biden has a stutter he won't admit to, and his problem speaking cogent sentences and remembering words is due to... I guess due to him using too much of his Genius Brain to correct his stutter?

I remember some Obama lover on TV saying Obama's brain operated at such high speed that his mouth couldn't keep up with it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (aKsyK)

159 "The gift of Barney" was about the worst thing you can hear in the Congressional bathrooms during the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

160 Scary to think this guy was a heartbeat away for 8 years....shudder.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (baX5h)

161 *dirt

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (0jZvB)

162 Gawd, I hope they aren't feeding him uppers to go on tv....it would be
shocking to see the poor old fool seize up and pass away from the
stress, right on stage.
===========


Though now that I think of it, the other candidates would probably love to have a televised Biden funeral. Democrats love funerals.

Maybe we should demand drug testing for the debates. If we test horses and athletes, shouldn't we test Biden?

#DrugTestJoe!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NVYyb)

163 Completely agree.. At one point I thought Tulsi would make a good match for Biden, but she would alienate the far left..

They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Two white guys? Never. Base would revolt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (kDUUX)

164 150 >>
I don't think Scarborough's being brave here

Completely agree.
Joe has been selected to normalize this discussion, along with a few others, such as David Axelrod.

The DNC and MSM covered for Hillary's poor health in 2016, but a lot of them are not doing the same for Biden. Joe Scarborough is working with whatever faction wants Joe to step aside.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

==========

I think everyone wants him to step aside but those tied to his success financially (his campaign).

Deval Patrick wouldn't be running if Obama didn't want him in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (q80AH)

165 So, Joe's Cognitive Delay is intentional.


That's what they want to claim?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (gh1GI)

166 OT/PT - Undercover Huber sez this Holmes dweeb's wife works with Caramello, and that they all go way back. Don't care about most of this personal and process stuff, which is almost the exclusive focus of so many, but amazed at the degree to which the country is degraded and dumbed down. A handful of mediocre nobody bureaucrat seat-warmers can cause a president to be impeached, based on nothing.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (QDnY+)

167 81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on
Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.

Posted by: ace

He does have that Lil Orphan Annie look, right?

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (32YRo)

168 When he's finally out of the race Biden can get a job doing ambush celebrity interviews for the Howard Stern Show.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (xPl2J)

169 They've got themselves a real problem don't they?

Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (BLT3V)

170 "118 Creepy Uncle Joe has always been a malevolent imbecile. He certainly didn't mind on his crackhead son, Hunter, cashing in on being the Vice President's son."

"Malevolent imbecile" is the best description of Biden ever.

As to the second prong, presumably there is no piss test for Air Force Two passengers. If there are, Hunter probably was deemed clean.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (iw59Q)

171 I'm not a doctor, and I don't know the exact medical term for this...

...but Biden is a total fucking idiot.

Posted by: RKae


Derpophasia. I think.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (M0u+N)

172 Is Sam Stein the guy who wrote the "I did RBG's daily workout...it broke me."?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (JRaU+)

173 Hello? -ello? ---lo?

Echo. -cho. ---o.

Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota...-ota...--ta.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Remaining Synapse at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fy4ga)

174 Retard strength is an actual thing. Maybe Biden really is going to kick Trump's ass.

Tell me about it. Brother in-law was adopted special needs (very sad story) but the "kid" now mid thirties likes to chop wood for fun. I mean, like all day fun. Until he's out of trees fun. You want kindling? No fucking problem. Point him to a stump. Matchsticks? You got it.


Really a good thing he's always happy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Z1ykJ)

175 117 81 someone told me that his friend, a medical doctor, commented on
Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

IIRC, speed or uppers (or coke for that matter) do the opposite, your pupils get constricted. Psychotropic drugs, psychedelics etc. dilate your pupils.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Z1ykJ)

Maybe repeated eye exams? The big E is always fuzzy and they need to know why?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (e1mEI)

176 The closer old Joe and his son get to indictments the the more addled Joe will become.++
You mean like walking around in his pajamas everywhere he goes. Now that's a debate I would watch.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (LGXGf)

177 I pray Trump wins again in the greatest landslide in US history.

It will be great fun to watch all the meltdowns on TV, and it will make the last election night look mild in comparison.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

178 Once air hits your brain your never the same.
*you're

Posted by: The one guy who believed Jusse Smolliet at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (c2pxW)

179 He'd better hope his wife sticks by him when the dementia gets worse, because that worthless piece of crap son of his won't do anything but cheat Dad out of his money to pay for whores and blow.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (+lVUW)

-------------------------------------------------

In my experience, mothers and fathers tend to get the EXACT elder care they deserve.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (/U3h1)

180 Creepy Uncle Joe has always been a malevolent imbecile.

-
That's a bingo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)

181 chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself


------

LOL. AWESOME nick

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

182 >>They've got themselves a real problem don't they?


And the only solution is

MOAR CANKLE

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (gh1GI)

183 Biden/Abrams 2020 - Make America Stutter and Whistle Again

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

184 169 They've got themselves a real problem don't they?
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (BLT3V)

=========

Their establishment candidate is a doddering old fool of a corruptocrat.

Their left flank is pretty much dominating right now.

And Buttigieg, a no name midwest mayor who hasn't paid his dues, is squeezing in on their "moderation" game.

This campaign cycle is completely out of control.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (q80AH)

185 Once air hits your brain your never the same.
*you're
Posted by: The one guy who believed Jusse Smolliet


SEE???

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (kDUUX)

186 Creepy Uncle Joe has always been a malevolent imbecile.

--

Yep. And that is the perfect description for him: malevolent imbecile.

I've also been surmising for the past few months that it is highly feasible to believe he would get support from TPTB for the Dem nomination, with all of them knowing the real president will be whomever is his VP. He would either, for the good of the country, step down citing health issues, or he will have deteriorated so far he won't have a choice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (JoUsr)

187 keep saying, I GUARANTEE you that Stacy Abrams is gonna be the Veep candidate, no matter who wins the name.



I don't think Biden is going to last, physically, much less electorally.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Is she really that good? She lost her home state. That is not huge plus for a veep candidate. You normally want someone who won their state in some election. Don't get me wrong, i get where you are going and she is staying in the picture with the constant comments on how the election was stolen.

But I would not guarantee she is the veep pick. If she even charismatic? Sure that is not a prerequisite, last time they went with Kaine. And we never heard a word from him once they lost.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (n13/j)

188 177 I pray Trump wins again in the greatest landslide in US history.

It will be great fun to watch all the meltdowns on TV, and it will make the last election night look mild in comparison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

=========

No one will match George Washington's landslides.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (q80AH)

189 "Is this how stuttering works? Trying to correct your stutter makes your brain take little narcoleptic naps mid-sentence?"

LOL No. I had a severe stutter as a kid but overcame it around age 12.

FYI, I'm an attorney and my older brothers still tease me that I am like the public defender in My Cousin Vinny

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (OD2ni)

190 What's the chance the Biden family and the Mueller family put Dad in the same facility?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (vI+F1)

191 Strokes are no laughing matter just look at me

Posted by: H. Clinton at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (oo2tY)

192 So? ValJar and her band of miscreants hid behind their figurehead Barky the Wonder Tard for eight years, I'm sure they think Biden won't be much different.


Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD


Obama was fine so long as you kept him on message with a teleprompter. Joe can't successfully run a toaster, let alone be trusted with a teleprompter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

193 She must be like "I can't believe I performed all that oral sex and I'm still losing to this guy?"

Probably Corey Booker, too.

And Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (94pMa)

Yeah, but Mayor Pete enjoyed it more than any of them.


They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)

only if he promises to campaign in Blackface.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

194 [In best Kevin Kline voice:] "I had a good friend in the CIA

had a stutter. Cost him his life."

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (/N1lN)

195 Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.



That sounds like just the thing for an 80-year-old with a history of aneurysms!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

196 My eye doc gave me an eye drop to dilate my eyes for an exam.

Sure felt Coke-y.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (M0u+N)

197 The closer old Joe and his son get to indictments the the more addled Joe will become.
Posted by: Braenyard

Like the Mafia chieftains decked out with nurses, oxygen and wheelchairs for their court appearances.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (FTlwv)

198 >>No one will match George Washington's landslides.


I think Fleetwood Macs charted higher.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (gh1GI)

199 Dagnabbit, don't run ole Joe off yet. I was planning to vote for him in the primary.

Joe's a great great great guy, the best really, and would be a wonderful contrast to President Trump in the general election.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (Z4rgH)

200 Biden's stutter is caused from all the toxic material in the paste he ate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (w9UDP)

201 He's totally committed
to the Preezy nomination
'Cause he's a Biden through and through
He'll give 'em quite a battle
All his brain can handle
He'll stroke some
He'll spaz some too
But Oh ... they love to hear him stut-t-t-t
Oh ...the do respect him but
They LOVE to hear him stut !!!

Yeah !!!

Posted by: Bob Seger Biden at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (zRbHz)

202 No one will match George Washington's landslides.

----------------

There is a precedence for great landslides by President's who are impeached (or about to be impeached).

Note for the obvious: I didn't say which order the landslide came in vis a vis the impeachment.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (sX1BW)

203 ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM

It does increase his kinetic energy, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

I was acksually suggesting Joe has no parachute to pull before he falls into where he's heading...but yeah, a rock aint speeding things up.

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (32YRo)

204 Thank heavens McVain isn't around to lecture us every day on what a great guy Biden is, honorable and congenial, loves copper from construction sites....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NVYyb)

205 Cocaine dilates your pupils.

Trust me on this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (94pMa)

206 204 Thank heavens McVain isn't around to lecture us every day on what a great guy Biden is, honorable and congenial, loves copper from construction sites....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NVYyb)

==========

I wish he was here to call us wacko birds and hobbits, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (q80AH)

207

They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)

only if he promises to campaign in Blackface.



He should go drag. The kids love it, and it will appeal to women voters!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

208 Biden should do an ad of him polishing his Camaro, dressed in a wife-beater and showing off the guns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)

209 When I was very young, I used to think our government was filled-to-bursting with some of the smartest people to ever walk the face of the earth. I mean, they all went to places like Harvard and Yale, they were all lawyers and whatnot, and they all seemed so confident and self-assured.

I believed that... until I was about 20. Then I met my first ever politician face-to-face, when I sat next to former US Rep. Peter Blute (R-MA) on a flight back from DC when I was stationed at Belvoir. I was pleasantly surprised at how much of a "regular Joe" he came-off to be, and I didn't even live in his state at the time. Nice guy, but nothing "special".

Then I had to interact with state and federal politicians as a (very) local elected official in my town. To a person, I found them to be... ordinary. At best. Some of them were flat-out scummy. Others were dopey; I refer to my state rep as "20-watt" in polite company, for example. But even at the federal level, simply nothing spectacular.

Even met my then Governor, Willard "Mitt" Rmoney, in 2004. Again, nice guy, or seemed so at least. And I of course knew he could buy-and-sell me many times over. But again, nothing particularly... special.

I'm now pretty much convinced that, with very few exceptions, most elected officials are dullard glad-handers, most bureaucrats are pretty much just slow-witted leftist cogs in the giant machinery of the leviathan, and the entire government is filled with people who are, at the VERY best, at the top of the bell curve, with most on the "negative" slope.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (77WPm)

210 My fear?

Obama calls Biden, says "sorry good buddy, I'm going to endorse Deval, since he's black. Maybe you should just call it quits, it would be awfully humiliating for you to continue with me running against you?

In which case, Biden steps out, Obama endorses Deval as a savior for the Dems, and Trump has a real race on his hands.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (qqbvc)

211 Read J School Grad Sam Stein's twitter feed.

All the progs are all, "People are so cruel, mocking his speaking style." "People are so mean."

I'll bet they mock PDT's style of speech all the time. And remember the late night shows mocking Melania's accent?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

212 "LOL: Emerald Robinson tweaks the "Intern" losers at Washington Examiner"

My God, is there a more pathetic bunch of losers than the cucks at the Examiner and their idiotic (liberal) Twitter base?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Ree at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (N3yvc)

213 Biden will be the first politician to retire to spend less time with the family.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (w9UDP)

214 56 >>I still say he's gonna be the nominee, however. Look at today's polls.


There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "The first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.

Posted by: Lizzy


The problem is that it is just as likely that he wouldn't actually die, but would gradually descend further into dementia, which would be more complicated and controversial. How demented is too demented? Especially when people are already used to his boneheaded statements.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (+lVUW)

215 190
What's the chance the Biden family and the Mueller family put Dad in the same facility?


Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (vI+F1)
_________


The House of Representatives?

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (/N1lN)

216 Is she really that good? She lost her home state. That is not huge plus for a veep candidate. You normally want someone who won their state in some election. Don't get me wrong, i get where you are going and she is staying in the picture with the constant comments on how the election was stolen.

But I would not guarantee she is the veep pick. If she even charismatic? Sure that is not a prerequisite, last time they went with Kaine. And we never heard a word from him once they lost.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (n13/j)

Oh, no she's not that "good" - she's horrible! But she's Loud, and she's Proud, and she's militantly Black, and they know that they NEED a black face on the ticket in order to energize black voters. And she's actively campaigning for the spot now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)

217 He t-t-th-th-THRUSTS h-hi-h-hi-his f-f-fi-FISTS a-ag-a-a-ag-AINST t-the p-p-p-po-po-POSTS!

Posted by: Jo-Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (Geoni)

218 >>ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM


Wouldn't that depend on the shape of the rock and where you attached it?

Bullet shaped rock helmet would have to help you a bit.

Orientation and wind resistence would be improved.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (gh1GI)

219
Tell me about it. Brother in-law was adopted special needs (very sad story) but the "kid" now mid thirties likes to chop wood for fun. I mean, like all day fun. Until he's out of trees fun. You want kindling? No fucking problem. Point him to a stump. Matchsticks? You got it.


Really a good thing he's always happy.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Z1ykJ)

-------

OK, when I was in HS, we had a retarded kid in our school who was a great guy, really nice, but very, very hyperactive.

The geniuses in the Special Ed department came up with a brilliant solution - they put a vest full of lead weights on him to drag him down. Until of course he became accustomed to the weight and grew stronger, when they would add more.

Again and again. For four years. And it's a good damn thing he was such a nice guy, because by our senior year he could rip a phone book in half.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

220 not a stroke nor a stutter. The guy is old and he was never that bright in the first place. He has always been a gaffe machine. There is a reason many of us have been saying that since he joined the race. He is a gaffe machine and was the same as veep. They just kept him out of the way.

Mell Tillis had a stutter, He was a hell of a lot smarter and more talented than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (n13/j)

221 Something analogous happens to me. I run out of words before the next thought (which is related to the thought I am expressing) is fully ready. This doesn't happen when I know an answer, but it does happen as I am trying to figure out an answer.

When it happens, I start strong and am in the midst of making a comprehensible point and then suddenly fall silent, like I exhausted a buffer. 5-10 seconds later, I'll apologize for the gap and continue.

That is not what Biden sounds like. Biden sounds bewildered, not like he ran out of words for the current thought before lining the words for the next one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)

222 >>>Like "Fake News" we need to stop using "media" and come up with a new name. We know it's an arm of the DNC. We know they are propaganda machines for the left ideology. And we know they lie and are not real news.

And we watch as they all want to be Hollywood and entertainment stars.

They are not msm or media by any stretch.

...

i agree. I try to call them other things but nothing seems grabby and none ever stick, even in my own mind.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (PbpT7)

223 Every time Joe Biden stutters, Hunter gets $50K in foreign money.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

224

Bloomberg files paperwork with FEC to run for pres.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (aKsyK)

225 That sounds like just the thing for an 80-year-old with a history of aneurysms!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

pop pop goes the weasel

pop pop goes the corn pop

pop pop goes my eye

i just blew an eye

why why why

ride a train ride a train

im insane in the membrane

insane in the brain

insane in the membrane

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)

226 -
--

Biden/Abrams 2020 - Make America Stutter and Whistle Again


Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM

---------------

Every Choo-Choo needs a Whistle. Kismet.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (pMGkg)

227 I remember claims Obama stuttered because his brain was too fast for his mouth.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

228
P-P-P-P-P-Powering through! (zzzzzzzzz)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (xsDSR)

229 What is Biden's latest? That he is going to beat up women who do not push back against violence towards women?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)

230 I have friends who are starting to get dementia in their late forties.

Only those who did a lot of cocaine, though. Those so dedicated to their habit they ended up smoking crack when the powder wasn't enough anymore.

Say, what's Biden's son's drug of choice again?

Posted by: Oschisms at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (/U3h1)

231 But I would not guarantee she is the veep pick. If she even charismatic? Sure that is not a prerequisite, last time they went with Kaine. And we never heard a word from him once they lost.

Posted by: Quint


I don't think the far left base will put up with two white guys ever again.

Who's left?
Kamala "put young black men in jail for marijuana while I smoked it"?
Tulsi?
Warren wouldn't play second fiddle to no one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (kDUUX)

232 208
Biden should do an ad of him polishing his Camaro, dressed in a wife-beater and showing off the guns.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)


The Onion did it in 2009:
https://bit.ly/2QGFcjc

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

233 What. The actual. Fuck?

Listen to interviews Biden did years ago. In particular, listen to the one where he rattled off lies about being first in his law school class and queen of the moot court, or whatever.

No stutter. Not even a pause.

But yeah, now it's Elect Stuttering Joe Biden. Don't be a hater.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (H8fSa)

234 I miss cocaine.

Posted by: zombie J. J. Cale at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (NVYyb)

235 Cocaine also makes it difficult for you to complete full thoughts and makes you ramble on from one subject to the next, verbalizing your stream of thought.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (94pMa)

236 I pray Trump wins again in the greatest landslide in US history.

It will be great fun to watch all the meltdowns on TV, and it will make the last election night look mild in comparison.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)


It would have an interesting effect on the national Popular Vote project, no wouldn't it?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

237 That is not huge plus for a veep candidate.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM


That may not be huge, but she is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (Lic/8)

238 "204 Thank heavens McVain isn't around to lecture us every day on what a great guy Biden is, honorable and congenial, loves copper from construction sites...."

Unfortunately Songbird's fat bint of a daughter is here to tell us how special Uncle Joey is and it's no big deal Hunter takes bribes to keep him from breaking into houses.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (iw59Q)

239 4 Thank heavens McVain isn't around to lecture us every day on what a great guy Biden is, honorable and congenial,

We've got the Widow McCain and loud-mouthed daughter for that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

240 These guys on a YouTube livestream called "EFAP" just coined the term "Jeb-Pilled" to mean, I think, cucked-out.

The opposite of red-pilled.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)

241 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

========
And Biden hates it, but I think he should embrace that like a fucking boss.

Posted by: zombie J. J. Cale at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (NVYyb)

242 213
Biden will be the first politician to retire to spend less time with the family.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (w9UDP)

_______


He'll be starting and working at a nonprofit called Habitat for Insanity.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (/N1lN)

243 I'm not a doctor, and I don't know the exact medical term for this...

...but Biden is a total fucking idiot.

Posted by: RKae
.........

And it's not my fault. He was an idiot before the two operations I performed on him.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

244 It's not like Joe is the first retard to run for the demonrat nomination. At least he hasn't lost a fight with a bollard.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bML9A)

245 Unfortunately Songbird's fat bint of a daughter is here to tell us how special Uncle Joey is and it's no big deal Hunter takes bribes to keep him from breaking into houses.

Well her mama is up to her neck in Ukrainian "dealings."

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (6XlcD)

246 The problem is that it is just as likely that he wouldn't actually die, but would gradually descend further into dementia, which would be more complicated and controversial. How demented is too demented? Especially when people are already used to his boneheaded statements.
Posted by: nerdygirl

__________

People with dementia are incredibly stubborn also, it like goes hand in hand with the dementia.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (qqbvc)

247 It would have an interesting effect on the national Popular Vote project, no wouldn't it?

----------------

It would be great fun for Trump to win 47 states, but lose CA, NY, IL, and DC and also lose the popular vote.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (sX1BW)

248 >>Is she really that good? She lost her home state. That is not huge plus for a veep candidate.


I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.

Someone in the DNC-MSM is making sure she continues to get attention. Something like this doesn't just happen:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3wgl8sd

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

249 And I did NOT leave those forceps in his head.

Posted by: Joe's Brain Surgeon at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

250 "In my experience, mothers and fathers tend to get the EXACT elder care they deserve.
Posted by: Oschisms"


Yup. My late mother was the sweetest lady you ever met. My sister took her in when she was unable to live on her own and lived her last few years very comfortably before passing in her sleep at 92. OTOH, my MIL is a nasty, selfish piece of work that no one wants around and is now starting the "I'll guess I'll spend Christmas alone" head games. BTW, my mother was devoutly pro-life and my MIL is a hardcore pro-abort Dem.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

251 240 These guys on a YouTube livestream called "EFAP" just coined the term "Jeb-Pilled" to mean, I think, cucked-out.


Please clap

Posted by: JEB at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (6XlcD)

252 It's hilarious that the Leftist Fruit Brigade was all ho-hum about Joe's extorting the government of Ukraine for his son's benefit but when he dared to call the Devil's Lettuce a "gateway drug" they decided to drop more fart gas on his Twitter feed than Eric Swalwell in the Hardball breakroom after a chili cook off.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (BRpqW)

253 My Father in law had to battle alzheimer's disease from the age of 50 until he died 62 years old. Alzheimer's is a cruel bitch. In the case of slow joe it may be a blessing not to him but to our nation. Go home joe time is short.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (0OmEj)

254 This campaign cycle is completely out of control.

All their own doing. Election night will be a blowout, Jane will get her wish. I just worry about what will happen next. They will be like rabid animals.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (BLT3V)

255 I started watching Gangs of New York again last night and I am still not sure why Cameron Diaz exists in that movie.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (/ZYFC)

256 No one will match George Washington's landslides.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (q80AH),

You, sir, are correct. The dollar he chucked across the Potomac led to a landslide that changed the rivers course. That is how the DC swamp was formed.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (e1mEI)

257 Oh, no she's not that "good" - she's horrible! But she's Loud, and she's Proud, and she's militantly Black, and they know that they NEED a black face on the ticket in order to energize black voters. And she's actively campaigning for the spot now.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Except no black guy is going to listen to her.
Which is why the dems are between a rock and a hard place.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (kDUUX)

258

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (aKsyK)

259 Someone in the DNC-MSM is making sure she continues to get attention. Something like this doesn't just happen:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3wgl8sd

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bDqIh)


Yikes. She looks like a female prison guard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

260 Reposting here because I have too many AOS tabs open and keep posting on the wrong one...

@LizRNC

WATCH @RepMikeTurner obliterate the Democrats' case

https://tinyurl.com/vbvwolx


This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (cF8AT)

261 Stand up Chuck! Knock the shit out of this woman, she's bothering me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (FTlwv)

262 -
--
Cocaine also makes it difficult for you to complete
full thoughts and makes you ramble on from one subject to the next,
verbalizing your stream of thought.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM

----------------

A sober person would have said: Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (pMGkg)

263 THERE ARE THREE LIGHTS


AND


JOE BIDEN IS COMPETENT


THIS IS A BIG FCUKING DEAL

Posted by: THE MEDIA at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (iexz+)

264 So what part of stuttering causes Joe Biden to grope young women and girls? Or plagiarize? Or extort Ukraine?
Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (0jZvB)

265 254 This campaign cycle is completely out of control.

All their own doing. Election night will be a blowout, Jane will get her wish. I just worry about what will happen next. They will be like rabid animals.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (BLT3V)

==========

I'm praying every day that Warren wins the nomination.

I know I'm going to vote for her in the SC open primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

266
This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....

You too?

Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (6XlcD)

267 got creepy blacked out baby doll eyes, but his whole affect screams, "nobody's at the wheel."

Posted by: overit at November

You ever seen Joe's eyes? their black like he's got doll eyes...they ain't livin' I tell ya - until he takes a sniff o' your hair then they roll over wide - oh then you hear that high pitch screaming...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (32YRo)

268 I just worry about what will happen next. They will be like rabid animals.+++
They will be anyway irregardless of the outcome. It's who and what they are.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (LGXGf)

269 Say, what's Biden's son's drug of choice again?

Posted by: Oschisms at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (/U3h1)

==========
Pretty omnivorous I believe, though when he turned in his rental car a year or two back it had some meth in it and crack residue on a pipe. I seem to recall it was toot that got him kicked out of the Navy. And, based upon Joey Choo Choos angry words about pot the other day, I get the impression Hunter must do bong hits for breakfast, lunch and mid-afternoon snacks.

Posted by: zombie J. J. Cale at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (NVYyb)

270 I know it's late, my brain is hemorrhaging
Your mating plans - don't include me
Still here we are, my perv is showing
Don't trouble yourself - about my hand that is free
Why you should worry, you're not too young girl
There's grass on the field, that means it time that we play
We've got tonite, I may stroke out tomorrow
We've got tonite baby - why don't you stay ?

Posted by: Bob Seger Biden at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (zRbHz)

271 I feel bad for him lost one son to cancer and another son to whores, crack and Ukrainian oligarchs.

Posted by: Choda, Taint of Oryx at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (XK4CJ)

272 @LizRNC

WATCH @RepMikeTurner obliterate the Democrats' case

https://tinyurl.com/vbvwolx


This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
Is it just me or is it weird that the RNC spokesman (whose Twitter account this is) has a 48-star flag as her profile banner graphic?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)

273 Rumor has it Biden's stutter gets worse when he goes home to Wilmington and sees clowns in the sewers.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (0jZvB)

274 T-t-talkin' bout my
C-c-cardiac ablation

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (gh1GI)

275 No, he's just a complete retard.

Posted by: Mel Tillis at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (QsyhO)

276 240
These guys on a YouTube livestream called "EFAP" just coined the term "Jeb-Pilled" to mean, I think, cucked-out.



The opposite of red-pilled.





Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)
______


Chemical castration by any other name ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (/N1lN)

277 For those who missed it this morning, here's a piece by Stacey Abrams from my fish wrap this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/t5huslk

In the very last paragraph, she sounds pretty sure she's going to be the Dem nominee's VP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

278 Hunter's new baby can speak more words than Granpa Joe.

Posted by: WeBoned! at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (JdEZs)

279 "My God, is there a more pathetic bunch of losers than the cucks at the Examiner and their idiotic (liberal) Twitter base?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"


Yes. The Bulwark crew is much worse IMO. At least the Examiner does not actively support Dems. Sykes, Kristol, Last, Brandt and "The Expert" all support Dems.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (OD2ni)

280 would be great fun for Trump to win 47 states, but lose CA, NY, IL, and DC and also lose the popular vote.

That would be because state's like Rhode Island are RRRRAAAAAYYYYSSSSSIIIISSSSTTTT

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (w9UDP)

281 That is not what Biden sounds like. Biden sounds bewildered, not like he ran out of words for the current thought before lining the words for the next one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)

I've had older relatives, especially one grandfather, who came back to full functionality after a stroke. But their speaking and language was always odd after that - my grandpa had always been a great talker, and he still was, but after that he would be talking and come to a full dead stop, and then have to come up with some really odd word to replace the word he couldn't remember. It was as if a bunch of pages had been ripped out of his mental dictionary and were gone forever, and he couldn't ever get those words back. He could work around it and come up with new words to replace them, but it was quite - noticeable. And it gave him that odd appearance of a stutter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

282 S-s-sp-sp-s-SPIT IT OUT!

Posted by: Porky Pig having a conversation with Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Geoni)

283 Since you all asked.... my son Hunter's favorite love song is... "Thank You For the Feeling" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (lMn1U)

284 265 nice operation chaos. I dont' think she can win SC. i think it is Bidens unless he falters even more. he has a lot of the establishment backing. SC is known in both parties to be the time the establishment takes control. Those crazies in Iowa and New Hampshire can do anything.

If Warren does win SC, she has the nomination imo.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (n13/j)

285 Don't forget about me for VP. I've shown I can definitely cut it.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Lic/8)

286 Its about time you noticed. The old fool is senile he should step aside for tulsi gabbard. What a debate with trump that would be. Last night no one on the stage defend crooked and corrupt hillary when tulsi blasted her! This is a good start for democrat party.

Posted by: raimondo at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (yhZhU)

287 In the very last paragraph, she sounds pretty sure she's going to be the Dem nominee's VP.
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I'm pretty sure of something else....

Posted by: Stacey's Fatty Liver Disease at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (QsyhO)

288 My millennial son and I were watching last night. First, he said he thought Mayor Pete was "fake gay", just being gay bc it makes him special/vote getter, esp w women. Then, he commented he thought Joe was up past his bedtime. And, we both ridiculed Warren's voice. Considering how much I detested all the ppl on the stage, it was good to laugh at them.

Posted by: Ever at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (ZZDMQ)

289
Yikes. She looks like a female prison guard
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Who? Fiona? My theory is she was Bruce Jenner's British opponent in the '76 Decathlon

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (NVYyb)

290 Did he take a bullet to the noggin from Corn Pop?

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (wi1jZ)

291 Is there an aide following Joe to make sure he doesn't leave the stove, or the pron channel on?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

292
I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.

--

I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

293 They will be anyway irregardless of the outcome. It's who and what they are.
Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (LGXGf)


Worse if they lose IMHO.They will angry and rabid.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (BLT3V)

294 Biden is considering Obama as his VP

he not sure tho

heard a rumor he is white

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (rpxSz)

295 I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.

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If she becomes vice president, her Secret Service code name will be hippopotamass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)

296 >>I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.

No denying it.
She Big.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (gh1GI)

297
142
There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.

Posted by: Lizzy
...........

Completely agree.. At one point I thought Tulsi would make a good match for Biden, but she would alienate the far left..

They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)

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American president is fudgepacking weakling! Country is joke! Easy pickings! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Foreign Adversaries Everywhere at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (IC+FT)

298 222 >>>Like "Fake News" we need to stop using "media" and come up with a new name. We know it's an arm of the DNC. We know they are propaganda machines for the left ideology. And we know they lie and are not real news.

And we watch as they all want to be Hollywood and entertainment stars.

They are not msm or media by any stretch.

...

i agree. I try to call them other things but nothing seems grabby and none ever stick, even in my own mind.

Posted by: ace
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I think we've referred to them as propagandists more than once and it definitely applies.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (lwKRt)

299 Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (w7KSn)

300 Can we just get Joe Biden and Wolf Blitzer on Celebrity Jeopardy at the same time.......it would be Must Watch T.V.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (w9UDP)

301 falling with a rock ties to his back ... I see all the science has been covered ... but from the literary sense, if the rock is the weight of his son accepting bribes and Joe altered policy, when the rock lands on Joe upon landing (conviction) ... it will make a bigger splat.

But if the rock is shaped like a big deep state parachute ... he might be saved.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (Cus5s)

302 280 would be great fun for Trump to win 47 states, but lose CA, NY, IL, and DC and also lose the popular vote.

=========

That would be entertaining for sure.

The sea of red. The small islands of blue.

"America obviously wants Democrats to rule them!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

303 Joe will ship that stutter, I tell ya. With a length a chain. Like it was black boy trying to use a pool in Jim Crow Delaware.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (AzW6q)

304 Does Joe wear a collar that has his name and address printed on it? That's sure fire giveaway that he spends his evenings in the memory care unit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (NVYyb)

305
How is your mom coming along after her heart valve surgery?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (WI7YS)

Hey Fen, she actually got pushed to today after 2 emergencies to precedent. She is going in right now. Thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (HO4be)

306 I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.

--

I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black



Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (kDUUX)

307 My millennial son and I were watching last night. First, he said he thought Mayor Pete was "fake gay", just being gay bc it makes him special/vote getter, esp w women.

---

"Turning gay for business reasons," as Zappa put it in "Thing-Fish."

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (wi1jZ)

308 "I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing."


Really, they are still whining about the 2000 recount in Florida. They never accept that they lose.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

309 Is it just me or is it weird that the RNC spokesman (whose Twitter account this is) has a 48-star flag as her profile banner graphic?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)

What state are they from?

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (O+iVW)

310 >>Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.


And several small asteroids.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (gh1GI)

311 We should all wish Joe Biden all the best and hope he goes the distance in his lifelong desire to achieve the nomination of his party for President of the United States.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

312 State Media.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (M0u+N)

313 I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.


I would like to say " I have mercy boned worse"

but alas, no

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (rpxSz)

314 Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (kDUUX)


That one bends space-time. She exerts her own gravity well.

Posted by: Bob Seger Biden at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (zRbHz)

315 Dementia or late stage syphilis?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (pw+jk)

316 Just so we're clear...Joe Biden's word salad is a sign of his courage and fortitude.

So is his deceased wife, his living wife, his deceased son, his drug addled son, his train use, his obvious plastic surgery, his daughter in law sleeping with the living drugged up son, his friendship with McCain, his worship of Obama, his folksy talking style, his humble roots, and so on.

Posted by: MJ at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (gAMkn)

317 Deep State Media

DSM

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (M0u+N)

318 I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)
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Well, isn't that just fetch?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (qC1Sy)

319 If she becomes vice president, her Secret Service code name will be hippopotamass.
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Rotunda has left the building. Repeat: Rotunda has left the building.

Posted by: Secret Service at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (sWM8x)

320 This is the money quote from Tank Abrams' piece:

"And I am confident the eventual ticket will have Georgia on its mind."

Yeah, she seems pretty sure she'll be on someone's ticket.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (ptqGC)

321

California Law Aimed At Acquiring Trump's Tax Returns Ruled Unconstitutional

Great folks at The Federalist

https://tinyurl.com/uf77y2o

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (vEIlU)

322 I've had older relatives, especially one grandfather, who came back to full functionality after a stroke. But their speaking and language was always odd after that - my grandpa had always been a great talker, and he still was, but after that he would be talking and come to a full dead stop, and then have to come up with some really odd word to replace the word he couldn't remember. It was as if a bunch of pages had been ripped out of his mental dictionary and were gone forever, and he couldn't ever get those words back. He could work around it and come up with new words to replace them, but it was quite - noticeable. And it gave him that odd appearance of a stutter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++++
My dad suffered a grievous head injury about 15 years ago. Not a stroke, but had brain damage. It took him a while to speak normally again and he sometimes does the long pause when fishing for the way forward. I don't know if it is exactly like a stroke, but I suspect it might be similar.

I am not sure about Biden, but he wasn't do this at the start of the campaign, at least not nearly so much. And it was a Dem-only debate that should have been pretty straightforward in terms of preparation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (I2dne)

323 >>So what part of stuttering causes Joe Biden to grope young women and girls? Or plagiarize? Or extort Ukraine? Asking for a fiend.

>>
Rumor has it Biden's stutter gets worse when he goes home to Wilmington and sees clowns in the sewers.

I'm dying here.
The horde is killing it with the Biden snark.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (bDqIh)

324 Lots of folks with autism and other developmental disabilities find tactile pressure "centering." Weighted vests are a pretty typical therapy. Temple Grandin famously made herself a "squeeze machine" to self-administer pressure.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)

325 Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.


And played left tackle at Grambling.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (w9UDP)

326 299
Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.

Like a rented mule, he beat him.

Imagine that.
===========

Mystifying at the time

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (NVYyb)

327 310 >>Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.

alternate headline


Back female weighs heavy on candidates

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (rpxSz)

328 I had a bad stutter when I was younger. It was because I would have 5 or 6 ideas/thought/concepts in response to a question and try to spew them out at once. Like they were all competing to get out at the same time. Cure was pretty simple, stop, compose the statement. Speak.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (xGZ+b)

329 no offense because that was funny and great you had that moment. But why would a guy fake being gay and run for president? How do you fake being gay? Does he swear of women? Nah, not going there. I doubt that one. Either way he is too normal for 2019 Dems so he is out.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (n13/j)

330 They're simply the Democrat Media.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

331 "Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.
Posted by: attila the thrilla"


But he lost to Sarah Palin (at worst a draw). But the Kristol types told us she had no future in the party.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

332 It's time for Super Hill to show just how tough she is by entering the race.

Or not.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (iiT9X)

333 The California Supreme Court unanimously struck down the law Thursday ruling it a direct violation of the state constitution which mandates the state government to operate an "open presidential primary whereby the candidates on the ballot are those found by the secretary of state to be recognized candidates throughout the nation or throughout California."

The state's highest court found that the new legislation passed by Democrats flew "in conflict with the [state] constitution's specification of an inclusive open presidential primary ballot."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)

334 What does Scarborough mean when he talks about grading Trump's speeches on a scale?
He can't possibility mean to suggest Trump gets better reviews from the media than he actually deserves.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

335 Lots of folks with autism and other developmental disabilities find tactile pressure "centering." Weighted vests are a pretty typical therapy. Temple Grandin famously made herself a "squeeze machine" to self-administer pressure.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)

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Yeah, but they were just trying to keep this kid from running in the halls. Turned him into He-Man. Not a bad thing I guess. But by the time he was done with school, that sucker had to be 100lbs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (AzW6q)

336 75 I keep saying, I GUARANTEE you that Stacy Abrams is gonna be the Veep candidate, no matter who wins the name.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)

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Well, since it's clear she can't win an election on her own, it makes sense to put her in the #2 slot

Posted by: can of spam at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (g0aRc)

337 Greetings:

I see a 25th Amendment in Joe Biden's imaginary future Presidency.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (evgyj)

338 277
For those who missed it this morning, here's a piece by Stacey Abrams from my fish wrap this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/t5huslk

In the very last paragraph, she sounds pretty sure she's going to be the Dem nominee's VP.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

______


Oh please let the nominee be Kamala -- so we can root for Skank and Tank 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (/N1lN)

339 Temple Grandin famously made herself a "squeeze machine" to self-administer pressure.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)


If I had a squeeze machine I'd never leave the house.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (zRbHz)

340 I have a 26 year old son with moderate/severe autism and related intellectual deficits. He's 6'4" 240 lbs and immensely, unknowingly strong.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (87EdW)

341 306 I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.
--
I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black

Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (kDUUX)

There's not a single person in the Dem party who can say "No!!!" to a Loud, Angry, BIG Black Woman.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Kpl3J)

342 332 It's time for Super Hill to show just how tough she is by entering the race.

Or not.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (iiT9X)

==========

Why do that when her loyalists are doing everything to ensure a brokered convention where the establishment can screw over Bernie again and crown her queen without her campaigning?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (q80AH)

343 Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gently
tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested
his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him
to run?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

Anyone who cared about him would have told him not to run this time. They would have said he should get out of the spotlight, enjoy his twilight years, and spend time with his accumulating grandkids.

Posted by: WOPR at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (J70i0)

344 Stacy Abrahm's #2 Slot...

Otter appeal to someone?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (gh1GI)

345 There's not a single person in the Dem party who can say "No!!!" to a Loud, Angry, BIG Black Woman.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michelle O at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (QsyhO)

346 I remember Hillary had a similar problem, but, see, the thing was she loved stairs so much she just wanted to bend over and give them a big hug.

Posted by: LexisTexas at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (mjcqU)

347 Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gently
tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested
his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him
to run?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

No and yes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (j3npP)

348 Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (QDnY+)

Because for so many years (and it's embedded in the country's mystique) we believed and acted on what the press told us was going on.

Now that they've all chosen one side and are coordinating their attacks the country is at a loss for facts and without those we're panicking and when you panic you do random shit cause at that point anything might work.

We're at the stage of pre-Panic. And it's all because we allowed the press to lie all those years and let it go and laughed about it because we assumed the next class of J-school grads would be honest again and we go back to the normal way of reporting.

But too many radicals from the 60's and 70's got into the actual professorships at the j-schools and indoctrinated the next generation and the next generation. Along with everyone wanting to "make a difference" (which means get a hot scoop, ruin a politicians life and get a huge book deal) no one does journalism anymore.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (cxIsI)

349 What does Scarborough mean when he talks about grading Trump's speeches on a scale?
He can't possibility mean to suggest Trump gets better reviews from the media than he actually deserves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++++
Not precisely. I read that a couple of times. I think he's implying that non-media types (that is, people) "grade him on a curve" and thus give him a pass despite being so obviously evil and terrible and whatnot.

I don't think that even Scarborough is insane enough to assert that the Press is too easy on Trump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)

350 Dementia or late stage syphilis?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (pw+jk)
..........

One of those, definitely one of those. Or both. Because the surgeries I performed on him had nothing to do with it. Nothing at all.
Don't listen to the nurse.

Posted by: Joe's Brain Surgeon at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

351 Biden should do an ad of him polishing his Camaro, dressed in a wife-beater and showing off the guns.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)


Couple of pit bulls, wife with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth holding a cock-eyed chihuahua... sucking on a bud light
I like it!

Posted by: DNC at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (Z1ykJ)

352 If she becomes vice president, her Secret Service code name will be hippopotamass.



SS talking into jacket cuff microphone:
Airforce 2, 3 & 4 is on the move!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (kDUUX)

353
316 Just so we're clear...Joe Biden's word salad is a sign of his courage and fortitude.

So is his deceased wife, his living wife, his deceased son, his drug addled son, his train use, his obvious plastic surgery, his daughter in law sleeping with the living drugged up son, his friendship with McCain, his worship of Obama, his folksy talking style, his humble roots, and so on.
Posted by: MJ at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (gAMkn)

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He has a drugged up daughter, too.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (IC+FT)

354 320. There is no one else. I have no doubt that the original plan was to have Abrams and Gillum run together as the "new south" ticket.

they both lost, and Gillum is under FBI investigation. There is the Baby Boomer tier of DEMS and then...nothing. The mayor of a small town in a state they cannot win is surging. This was not the plan.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (JRaU+)

355 When my lefty friends say they want "a female president," I always comment that they imagine America to be like Billy Bibbitt: just get him a woman, any woman will do.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (wi1jZ)

356 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michelle O at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (QsyhO)


Here's a terrifying thought: A Mooch/Tank ticket, or a Tank/Mooch ticket.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

357 >>This is the money quote from Tank Abrams' piece: "And I am confident the eventual ticket will have Georgia on its mind."

Yeah, she seems pretty sure she'll be on someone's ticket.



Right?
She must have pictures of an Obama-Soros-farm animal three-way on Little St James island or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

358
There's not a single person in the Dem party who can say "No!!!" to a Loud, Angry, BIG Black Woman.

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And they're in a tough spot. Lots of big black women are sweet and nice. But if you're sweet and nice you don't go near politics, so they only the get Tank Abrams types.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

359 or are they all so financially invested
his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him
to run?
=====

They need him to run so they can stay out of prison.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (QsyhO)

360 "Are we grading him on a scale the same way people have always graded Donald Trump on a scale in these debates?"

I'm assuming Joe Scarborough actually means grading on a curve here? I mean, if it were a simple scale, everyone would say Biden sucks. Either I'm a moron, or Scarborough is, but I know where my money is.

Of course, that's just what a moron would say...

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (yC060)

361 These guys on a YouTube livestream called "EFAP" just coined the term "Jeb-Pilled" to mean, I think, cucked-out.

The opposite of red-pilled.


Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)

Piss clap?

Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (G546f)

362 219

OK, when I was in HS, we had a retarded kid in our school who was a great guy, really nice, but very, very hyperactive.



The geniuses in the Special Ed department came up with a brilliant
solution - they put a vest full of lead weights on him to drag him down.
Until of course he became accustomed to the weight and grew stronger,
when they would add more.


the special ed department needed to wach more naruto.

Posted by: Rock Lee at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (sGtp+)

363 The state's highest court found that the new legislation passed by Democrats flew "in conflict with the [state] constitution's specification of an inclusive open presidential primary ballot."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)

Everyone with any sense told the California Legislature this was guaranteed when they passed that stupid thing (well, that it would get knocked down of one of many possible reasons) and they went ahead and voted for it anyways, because it Felt Good.

tells you a lot about the Democrat party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (Kpl3J)

364 Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gentlytell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him to run?

Posted by: Lizzy


$80k a month is a hell of an incentive.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (kDUUX)

365 I remember when Joe Biden was so sure of victory, they floated a trial balloon about Abrams becoming his VP candidate.

She shot him down, implying that she might jump into the race herself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)

366 There's not a single person in the Dem party who can say "No!!!" to a Loud, Angry, BIG Black Woman.
=====

Let's give them "Diamond & Silk: 2020!"

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (wi1jZ)

367 >>Everyone with any sense told the California Legislature this was guaranteed when they passed that stupid thing (well, that it would get knocked down of one of many possible reasons) and they went ahead and voted for it anyways, because it Felt Good.


Newsome had to sign it into Law, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (gh1GI)

368 Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.

Like a rented mule, he beat him.

Imagine that.
.........

laughing hyena > rented mule

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

369 Tough to be a Democrat when you dont have enough brain function to remember the end of your own lies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (O7kBk)

370 ZOD TESTIMONY.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (XzT/D)

371 don't think that even Scarborough is insane enough to assert that the Press is too easy on Trump.

No one has ever gone broke betting on hiw insanw Joe Scarborough is.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (w9UDP)

372 So after the media's latest delusion about Trump's visit to Walter Reed, they're now demanding access to Biden's medical records too- right?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:56 PM (H8fSa)

373 laughing hyena > rented mule
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++++++
Why'd you have to bring Hillary into this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

374 Michelle O is not a woman she a penis bigger than TFG.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:56 PM (0OmEj)

375 I'm waiting for Joe to come to a debate in his robe and fart loudly, half way through.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (NVYyb)

376
Poor ol' Handicapped Joe.

I feel so sorry for Our Disabled Politician of Record.

Come on everybody!

Let's all vote for Our First Stuttering President.

It'll be a Historic First!

...

...

...

Oh! Sorry. Sorry everyone.

I forgot all about Obama, Our Historic Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Maybe Stuttering Joe can be number two!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (9X624)

377 Michelle O is not a woman she a penis bigger than TFG.
=====

Nice of you to notice!

*slings schlong over shoulder*

Posted by: Michelle O at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (QsyhO)

378 "She shot him down, implying that she might jump into the race herself."

And capsize it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (H8fSa)

379 I haven't been watching the "inquisition" but someone said that Hill was asked about Soros and she defended him and mentioned the Elders of Zion? Is that true?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (6XlcD)

380 "General Zod, is it true that you manipulated the U.S. presidential election in 2016."
"Yes."
(murmurs, gavel bangs)
"And can you tell us why you did this?"
"Zod preferred that the human candidate win."
"Are you saying that..."
"Yes. I am saying that Hillary Clinton is not a human. That is all. Everyone but Fiona Hill leave this room. Dr. Hill, remove your clothing. Do it now. Zod is about to turn that prissy frown upside down."

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (XzT/D)

381 339
Temple Grandin famously made herself a "squeeze machine" to self-administer pressure.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)

If I had a squeeze machine I'd never leave the house.


don't know about a squeeze machine, but mom's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (sGtp+)

382 laughing hyena > rented mule
Posted by: wth

---

Monkey Wash, Donkey Rinse.

Goin' to a party in the center of the Earth.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (wi1jZ)

383
I'm waiting for Joe to come to a debate in his robe and fart loudly, half way through.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (NVYyb)

-------

That'll get him all those Swalwell voters looking for their new guy...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

384

Big Mac isn't defending Trump. She sounds angry that she knows she's right.

McCain Slams Behar, Media: 'Naive' To Think Impeachment Hearings Help Dems
https://tinyurl.com/s6pnphq


newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)

385 Zod could bring some serious levity to the Shitt-Show. I vote "yes" on Zod testifying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (NVYyb)

386 Squeeze box. Kyrsten Sinema.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (XzT/D)

387 "She shot him down, implying that she might jump into the race herself."


Sure she would.. You make a lot of money running.. All that sweet donor cash...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (6XlcD)

388 I'll bet when Joe is at home, he walks around the house naked in front of the grandkids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

389 All the shampoo fumes he's huffed off of young girls heads has finally taken it's toll.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (U7cQ/)

390 I'll bet when Joe is at home, he walks around the house naked in front of the grandkids.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Now he can do it in Arkansas!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (kDUUX)

391 This is the guy who said he would beat Trump like a rug. A mental incompetent.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (H8fSa)

392 I'm waiting for Joe to come to a debate in his robe and fart loudly, half way through.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

---

In an OPEN robe.

With a giant jug of cough syrup.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)

393 361 These guys on a YouTube livestream called "EFAP" just coined the term "Jeb-Pilled" to mean, I think, cucked-out.

The opposite of red-pilled.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)

EFAP* is great, particularly when MaULer and Co go after idiot film critics like Movie Slob. Too bad you'll need at least 8-10 hours of free time to fully enjoy EFAP episodes and live-streams.

*Every Frame and Pause, for you degenerates who thought it meant something else,

Posted by: EFAP at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (LhK3i)

394 Sure she would.. You make a lot of money running.. All that sweet donor cash...
=====

Well, that metformin and Lipitor aren't going to pay for themselves!

Posted by: Stacey A. at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (QsyhO)

395 Brown used to veto the crap out of the legislature that he knew would fall in a court challenge [like the idiotic tax/candidate bill]. Until his last two years, where he signed crap he'd veto'd not long before - and his veto messages were sometimes brutal, considering it was "his" party sending him the crap to sign.


Then, when he 18O'd and signed stuff he'd previously rejected, he had no message of any kind. Bizarre. And disgusting. I have as much respect for the govt. and voters of CA as I have for those of Venezuela or Belarus. Of course, almost the same nationally.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (QDnY+)

396 With a giant jug of cough syrup.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
+++++++++++++
Do they sell it by the jug?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (I2dne)

397 52 You and the imbecile sperm spreader you call your son have made enough ill gotten gains. Go and live the rest of your lives in relative peace.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM

It's like people complaining about multi-billionaires, and why do they keep working for money when they have enough. They're just driven, and it's never enough.

Same with the Clinton and Biden. A normal person would be happy to retire and live in luxery with their ill-gotten gains, but these people are just driven to grift. The scorpion stings because it's in his nature, Hillary drinks and grifts, and Biden grifts, eats paste and molests little girls.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (yC060)

398 Zod, if you testify, should demand walk-up music, like a ball player coming to the batters box. Your choice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (NVYyb)

399 If Michelle Obama ever got near the levers of power, white people are going to camps. I've watched her like a hawk. She absolutely hates white people.

There's a YouTube clip of the lead guy from Government Mule along with Tedeschi-Trucks doing a performance at the White House. Barry is genuinely enjoying it - say what you will of the guy, but he is not inherently racist.

Michelle obviously resents white people playing blues, and makes no attempt to hide it.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (zRbHz)

400 California Supreme Court knocks down Democrats Law For Trump's Tax Records Requirement For Primary Run

Ha!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (cF8AT)

401 Does Joe wear a collar that has his name and address printed on it? That's sure fire giveaway that he spends his evenings in the memory care unit.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (NVYyb)
----
Tatooed on the back of the neck.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (3Z6pZ)

402 MSNBC Lets Michael Moore Rant After Democratic Debate: 'I Am the Center'... of the gravitational pull.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (vEIlU)

403 Most female candidates want to shatter the glass ceiling.

Stacy Abrams could shatter the cement floor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

404 Joe: "We need to k-k-eep p-p-unching st-st----st-uttering in the f-f-----a-- in the ...mouth."
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (J/oIZ)

I just stole that joke. . I hope my Twitter doesn't get banned for attacking a disability.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (Xqo6t)

405 Is Creepy Joe still the choice of neverTrumpers?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

406 Joe's made the poopy face a few times in the debate. I'm guessing Depends.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (H8fSa)

407 We still don't know where the kids came from. For what we paid for em, ya think they would of told us that but no.

Posted by: Big Mike at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (vqIkG)

408 I'm waiting for Joe to come to a debate in his robe and fart loudly, half way through.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (NVYyb)
...........

Then go: "Oops. Hardy-har. Can we take a break? I need to go check something. Hardy-har."

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

409 Zod, if you testify, should demand walk-up music, like a ball player coming to the batters box. Your choice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (NVYyb)
+++++++++++++
I humbly nominate "Marche Slave" by Tchaikovsky for this purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)

410 In his current state old sheriff Joe has a memory the length of a fleas dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (O7kBk)

411 Bawack HUSSEIN Ubama would stutter all the time...

Posted by: Constantine XI at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (yiAMj)

412 True Fact:

You can fool Joey choo choo and make him cry by pretending to steal his nose.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

413 With a giant jug of cough syrup.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
+++++++++++++
Do they sell it by the jug?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

----

Not for us commoners, but politicians can buy it by the truck load.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (wi1jZ)

414 It was pretty funny when Joe put out a press release saying "how did I do" ? ... Before the debate...Doesn't know where he is or what time it is most of the time it seems

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (6XlcD)

415 MSM: "Biden's damaged, non-functioning brain just means he's basically a hero. You should be ashamed for even being concerned about it."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (hdzef)

416 >>398 Zod, if you testify, should demand walk-up music, like a ball player coming to the batters box. Your choice. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (NVYyb)

The dull, moist clatter made by dozens of freshly-harvested skulls attached to a chain on my belt may not be "music."

But it is my choice.

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (XzT/D)

417 Joe's so senile he can't even remember Neil Kinnock's biography.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

418 With a giant jug of cough syrup.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
+++++++++++++
Do they sell it by the jug?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

----

Not for us commoners, but politicians can buy it by the truck load.

Posted by: RKae

Politicians have refillable growlers.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (wi1jZ)

419 I'll bet when Joe is at home, he walks around the house naked in front of the grandkids.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)


That's common with dementia even in non-perverts. But since reverting back to childhood is also part of the disease - I have no doubt if this continues, we'll see an accelerated decline and Joe is going to do something that even his firmest supporters will be hard pressed to glaze over.
He could easily just grab some interviewer's boob and not think anything of it. Start watching for diapers too...

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Z1ykJ)

420 btw, a reporter asked Biden for comment about the new Arkansas addition to the Biden family. Joe's response was kinda pissy, but the real tell was another reporter nearby rolled her eyes at the question.

https://tinyurl.com/sh2aukb

Posted by: The Institute at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (LhK3i)

421 Now he can do it in Arkansas!

Posted by: rickb223

Bet he fucks it up and wears his shoes...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (32YRo)

422 292


I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.



I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

_____


"Germans were smart enough to vote for me despite my looks -- and look how that worked out for us." -- Frau Merkel

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 04:03 PM (/N1lN)

423 Big Mac isn't defending Trump. She sounds angry that she knows she's right.

McCain Slams Behar, Media: 'Naive' To Think Impeachment Hearings Help Dems

https://tinyurl.com/s6pnphq



newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)



Holy cats. Behar sez the Electoral College "was created to help slave states."

A reminder, horde. Behar taught public school.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

424 True Fact:

You can fool Joey choo choo and make him cry by pretending to steal his nose.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)


The detachable thumb trick can keep him humored for hours though...

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (Z1ykJ)

425
H-h-h-h-h-hey, C-c-c-c-c-co-co-c-c-c-co-co-co-cor-cor-

c-c-c-c-cor-cor-cor-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-co-co-COR-COR-c-

COR-cor-CORN!

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-po-po-POP!

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-

...

...

...


...

Posted by: Joe "Porky" Biden - Heroic Lifeguard at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (9X624)

426 And his "best chance of beating" PDT is zero point zip.

LOLGFY, demonrats !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (JwHjN)

427 I bet Joe does a killer rendition of Karma Chameleon.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (zRbHz)

428 368 Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.
.........
laughing hyena > rented mule
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM

Tough call. Is Ryan a- dumber than Biden b- trying to lose c- all of the above?

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (yC060)

429 Politicians have refillable growlers.





Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (wi1jZ)

Robitussin!

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (gmo/4)

430 Oh C'mon man! I am planning to vote for Joe Biden in the SC primary.

Posted by: JAS at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (DBGf/)

431 No new hair to smell
No new hair to smell
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Widow Love & Rockets at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (nFwvY)

Posted by: Lori Klausutis at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (1CjJc)

433 If Zod testifies he should have Jenna Jameson sit next to him the whole time, like an Avenatti.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (NVYyb)

434 The dull, moist clatter made by dozens of freshly-harvested skulls attached to a chain on my belt may not be "music."

But it is my choice.

Posted by: Zod


the mental image produced was soothing and satisfying.

bravo, Zod.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (d7Ww2)

435 I'm waiting for Joe to come to a debate in his robe and fart loudly, half way through.

-
Well, All's Well That Swallows Well got a lot of good coverage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

436 "The chairman and everyone present yields all time to Zod."
(Schiff) "But, I'm the chair of this..."
(Pulls Schiff's jaw off his head)
"Too much talking from this one. This hearing will begin where it ought to have begun. Bailiff, retrieve and deliver the former president, the colored one, to the cage..."

Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (XzT/D)

437 When will Joe wander onto the debate platform and try to put his hand in Kamela's shirt?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

438 368
Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.




Didn't Palin beat Biden 4 years earlier?



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (XzVUd)

Impeachment Thread

I'm personally not watching and I'll just scan the headlines at the end of testimony to do a recap post. But I know a lot of people are still watching, so here's a thread for discussion about it.

Because this is obviously a content-free post (at least as far as my contribution to it goes), I'll just post this, and then post something with content directly above it.

But consider this post "live," even though it's going to be in the second post position.

Here's a link to FoxNews' feed, on YouTube.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:03 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: -Shawn- at November 21, 2019 02:05 PM (H8oW6)

2 FIR

Posted by: epstein guard at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (Dh1wo)

3 Fourth.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (8erNz)

4 Fart.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

5
second comment position

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (Ny341)

6 NOT FIRST!!!!! DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (M0u+N)

7 DONT CARE!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (M0u+N)

8 So Hill knew Steele and saw dossier before it was public.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (JFO2v)

9 Fresh post smell!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

10 Someone needs to take that gavel away from Pencil Neck and split his wig with it.

Posted by: -Shawn- at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (H8oW6)

11 *sock change*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (ejd/p)

12 There are Christmas decorations in my workplace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (kA8lw)

13 Dems love Fiona.. Did I read right that she "knew" Steele?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (6XlcD)

14 very clear that the combination of lying politicians and lying media is very powerful. the lemmings are gathering to charge

Posted by: politics uber alles at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (0hOKG)

15 Page me if something happens worth GAF about.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (Rvlwi)

16 Nope, I'm not watching.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)

17 It is really irritating that my tax dollars are paying for the democrats 2020 campaign, as this is what it really is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (YslsA)

18
I'll just post this, and then post something with content directly above it.







Ooo, cool. A self-stomping blog post.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (kw0bd)

19 17 It is really irritating that my tax dollars are paying for the democrats 2020 campaign, as this is what it really is.

They should get their money back cause this ain't helping them

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (6XlcD)

20 Remember one thing about this circus-- Schiffie set it up so all the Dem-favorable headlines come out first, in the morning. Then the Republicans question in the afternoon, and they inevitably fall apart. Not that that makes any difference, of course, because the media is already running with the earlier story, as planned.

They're winning the case, only a news cycle, and it isn't shifting the numbers their way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

21 I think the Democrats plan to win the White House by threatening the American people with boredom until they surrender:


"If you don't vote Trumpy out we'll be holding hearings with every bureaucrat who Trump has irked testifying on how tragic it was that his feelings were hurt!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

22 NOOD!!

Posted by: epstein guard at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Dh1wo)

23 Willowing myself....

Emerson has a poll out today with Trump at 48% approval, the highest ever from them. Yesterday there was that poll from Wisconsin showing Trump beating the entire Dem field easily.

At what point do Dems realize every day this shit shows goes on creates new Trump 2020 voters? They are evil. But not stupid. The equation becomes do they keep at it to placate the far left base or do they grow a pair and tell AOC and co to fuck off?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (zkFz1)

24 They're winning the case, only a news cycle, and it isn't shifting the numbers their way.

Ack. They're *NOT* winning the case. Sheesh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

25 Y'know, much as I despise her personally I've always thought that Nancy Pelosi was a pretty good pol. She managed to herd the cats that are all the varied identity groups that make up the Dem party for years.
How she is letting this shit show continue is beyond me. There isn't a doubt in my mind she knows what this is going to do to her party in 2020

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (48RE5)

26 The comments in this thread alone will contain more truth than in all of Schitt-for-brains kangaroo court proceedings.

Now we have to figure out how to make our Prog/Dem enemies in Congress pay a heavy political price for putting the country through all this bullshit. I suggest turning every one of them out of office. Even a gaggle of rookie Repubs would be preferable to the animals in there now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (HaL55)

27 Well this sounds interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/tx3htcs

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (ZLI7S)

28 Da fuq? The post above stole my willow!!!! Lol

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (zkFz1)

29 I haven't watched at all today. Anything interesting happen?

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

30 Well this sounds interesting.


Any indication this guy is involved in the 2016 election, or just a general criminal?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

31 29 I haven't watched at all today. Anything interesting happen?


Adam Schiff attempted to blink. Failed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

32 Y'know, much as I despise her personally I've always thought that Nancy Pelosi was a pretty good pol. She managed to herd the cats that are all the varied identity groups that make up the Dem party for years.
How she is letting this shit show continue is beyond me. There isn't a doubt in my mind she knows what this is going to do to her party in 2020
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (48RE5)

Too many zealots in the caucus versus politicians. The zealots no longer accept incrementalism or being paid off with the standard bribes to go along with the leadership.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (FTPn0)

33 >>Any indication this guy is involved in the 2016 election, or just a general criminal?

Not that I can tell from that article but the timing seems interesting.

I do not believe Trump brought up Crowdstrike and "the sever" without having some information.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (ZLI7S)

34 Adam Schiff attempted to blink. Failed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

Adam 'dry eyes' Schiff.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (cF8AT)

35 @paulsperry_

BREAKING: In impeachment testimony today, Fiona Hill acknowledged that Ukrainian officials "bet" on Hillary winning in 2016 & tried to "curry favor" w her & at the same time said "hurtful" things about Trump--i.e., interference--that he would understandably be "aggrieved" by now

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

36 Why is "Career Diplomat" somehow a badge of honor? and why the fuck do we have to care about the "moral" of entitled bureaucrats?

Posted by: kotter at November 21, 2019 02:19 PM (saHCz)

37 Y'know, much as I despise her personally I've always
thought that Nancy Pelosi was a pretty good pol. She managed to herd
the cats that are all the varied identity groups that make up the Dem
party for years.

How she is letting this shit show continue is beyond me. There isn't
a doubt in my mind she knows what this is going to do to her party in
2020

Posted by: random lurker commenter


Too many zealots in the caucus versus politicians. The zealots no
longer accept incrementalism or being paid off with the standard bribes
to go along with the leadership.

Posted by: Oldcat


And somebody probably whispered "President Pelosi" in her ear. At bottom they're all about power, and that's the brass ring.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at November 21, 2019 02:19 PM (Rvlwi)

38 Oh poor Fiona. She is being criticized.

These people have no self-awareness or any awareness of what world they live in.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (ZLI7S)

39 @ChadPergram 5 minutes ago

A$AP Rocky has again come up at the impeachment hearing in a line of questioning of diplomat David Holmes from GOP TX Rep John Ratcliffe

Da fuq?


Apparently The Hill thinks this is gripping reporting....

@thehill

As an 11-year-old, Hill's friends said she used her bare hands to put out a fire set to one of her pigtails by a male classmate, and proceeded to finish a test she was in the middle of taking.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (cF8AT)

40 How she is letting this shit show continue is beyond me. There isn't a doubt in my mind she knows what this is going to do to her party in 2020

===

'S what they said about Mikey Corlene a few weeks before his nephews baptism ...

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (LnUoW)

41 I bet Ms Hill has a pussy-hat and a handmaidens outfit. She just looks the type. Plus, she's so aggrieved.

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (L3Rsz)

42 Why is "Career Diplomat" somehow a badge of honor? and why the fuck do we have to care about the "moral" of entitled bureaucrats?

Posted by: kotter at November 21, 2019 02:19 PM (saHCz)


Because deep down the Democrats believe that the public loves bureaucrats as much as bureaucrats love their authoritah!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

43 God Bless you folks who can stand to watch this crap and let the rest of us know what's going on.
Jesus.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (wtvvX)

44 And somebody probably whispered "President Pelosi" in her ear. At bottom they're all about power, and that's the brass ring.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Wonder if she's going to say "F it I don't need this crap and retire. She's got plenty of money

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (48RE5)

45 99 pack perfect impeachment thread drinking

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Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (JFO2v)

46 RIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

Posted by: E fartsmell at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (2cfUo)

47 @Shem_Infinite 9 minutes ago

Ratcliffe is asking Holmes why he couldn't hear the part of the Trump/Sondland call that had to do with ASAP Rocky. Holmes has amnesia now and is stuttering and stammering when earlier his memory was so clear he knew the layout of the tables and doors in the restaurant. Busted.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)

48 Oh poor Fiona. She is being criticized.


She must've been mortified at the Kavanaugh hearing!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 21, 2019 02:28 PM (vGJY7)

49 Why is "Career Diplomat" somehow a badge of honor? and why the fuck do we have to care about the "moral" of entitled bureaucrats?

------------

I'm more impressed by people who leave good paying jobs to take on a short term assignment (even if they feel such assignment will be of a benefit to them).

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:28 PM (sX1BW)

50 44 Pelosi is too old to retire. What is she going to do?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (Eg9+v)

51 @RepLeeZeldin 10 seconds ago

#TBT Fiona Hill OPPOSING lethal aid for Ukraine in this 2015 @washingtonpost op-ed. President Obama refused to provide Javelins. It was President Trump who reversed course, reversed US policy & provided Ukraine with this vital lethal support.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (cF8AT)

52 44 Pelosi is too old to retire. What is she going to do?

---------------

Reminds me of the Queen. When you are dealt dolts for offspring or your young reps, you have no choice but to soldier on.

Might apply to RGB as she sees Sotomayer following her around - "This is my successor?"

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (sX1BW)

53 Why doesnt anyone ask this uptight self important British chick about her best buddy Youvonovich and why the Ukraine President wanted her removed as well.

Posted by: RedDish at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (AjwWO)

54 these pussies won't even duel

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (UI60k)

55 50 44 Pelosi is too old to retire. What is she going to do?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (Eg9+v)

I suppose, she does like that plane with the bar she uses to fly back and forth

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (48RE5)

56 After watching these proceedings the only explanation I have is that the current Dem are scared to death of being pprimaries by Soros supported "squad" type candidates. zTherefore continue this fiasco so as to be able to point out to the far left Dem voters "hey we tried" and extend this beyond primary season.

Posted by: Allemroder at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (4ZnTG)

57 39
@thehill



As an 11-year-old, Hill's friends said she used her bare hands to
put out a fire set to one of her pigtails by a male classmate, and
proceeded to finish a test she was in the middle of taking.


good thing i have an alibi

Posted by: Kavanaugh at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (sGtp+)

58 Damn this woman loves the sound of her own voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

59 After watching these proceedings the only explanation I have is that the current Dem are scared to death of being pprimaries by Soros supported "squad" type candidates. zTherefore continue this fiasco so as to be able to point out to the far left Dem voters "hey we tried" and extend this beyond primary season.
Posted by: Allemroder at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (4ZnTG)

The only problem with this is that the *establishment* Dems will have failed, not the Squad types. In 72, in similar circumstances, they let a Leftist run and get pummelled, putting them in their places for a long time with superdelegates.

The obvious countermove for the Leftists is to claim that if they were in charge, they would not have failed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (FTPn0)

60 Does anyone by that Ms. Hill is a non-partisan?

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (L3Rsz)

61
Holy Christ Jackie Speier STOP ENABLING IT.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (QfRqO)

62 Fiona is another James Comey.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (Xqo6t)

63 by=buy

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (L3Rsz)

64 I'm watching this impeachment inquiry. Its important for all Americans to know what's going on. Oh... wait... I've been watching Dumb and Dumber for days on end. Damn.

Posted by: davis chenault at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (FqfnU)

65 Schiff's mom releases old picture of the Shitt himself

https://is.gd/fq9mZJ

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (NVYyb)

66 After watching these proceedings the only explanation I have is that the current Dem are scared to death of being pprimaries by Soros supported "squad" type candidates. zTherefore continue this fiasco so as to be able to point out to the far left Dem voters "hey we tried" and extend this beyond primary season.
Posted by: Allemroder at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (4ZnTG)

Or.... OR...

They are ALL America-hating commie shitbags (passing Ocare on Christmas Eve, the darlings) and The Squad is merely open about it because it moves the Overton Window toward the truth.

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (LZerG)

67 Would John Goodman have to wake Hunter Biden up with a concoction of Go Juice to get him to testify at Congress?

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (sX1BW)

68 Bolton was a loose cannon it would seem. Apparently, he didn't agree with Trump on policy.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (KSBDE)

69 12 There are Christmas decorations in my workplace.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (kA8lw)

Me too. For almost two weeks now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)

70 Morons care so little about this that there hasn't even been surprise anal in the comments here.

Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (NiXyF)

71 The surprise is no anal. Or, another way of looking at it, the hearings are equivalent to anal on the American body politic, but they sure as hell aren't a surprise.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (bGP4p)

72 surprise anal leakage

Posted by: E fartsmell at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (2cfUo)

73 Boy can she drone on and on

Posted by: RedDish at November 21, 2019 02:55 PM (AjwWO)

74 Ace: "But I know a lot of people are still watching..."

Only those who like to punch themselves in the 'nads.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (6eEQ+)

75 50 44 Pelosi is too old to retire. What is she going to do?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (Eg9+v)

Netflix and chill?

Posted by: the dirt nap at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (CGjum)

76
C'mon, Stefanik, RIP her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (QfRqO)

77 @NewsBreaking 1 minute ago

BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO

The fuck?!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (cF8AT)

78 Ace: "But I know a lot of people are still watching..."

Only those who like to punch themselves in the 'nads.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (6eEQ+)

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The BEST WAY to stop domestic violence!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (CGjum)

79 my takeaway from these hearings is there a couple hundred thousand government bureaucrats we can live without

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

80 BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO

The fuck?!
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (cF8AT)

------------------

By the time it's all over, Trump will be polling at 80% approval.

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (CGjum)

81
Pelosi is too old to retire. What is she going to do?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit

=======

She's waiting eagerly to see how the 3-D Ruth Bader Ginsburg deep fake works out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (QfRqO)

82 Since they have no viable candidates and the DNC is in debt to the tune of 7m, this is what serves as their campaign.

Posted by: Rhonda at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (iml1A)

83
BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO

The fuck?!
Posted by: Tami

=======

Give the Democrats what they want good and hard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (QfRqO)

84 >>BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO

>>The fuck?!

Some of us have been saying that Trump set these clowns up. A full trial in the Senate where Trump and Republicans get to present their witnesses and their evidence is going to be very bad for the left.

Let's see if some of the less crazy Democrats will walk them back from the edge of the abyss before they decide to jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

85 She's waiting eagerly to see how the 3-D Ruth Bader Ginsburg deep fake works out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (QfRqO)

--------------

GinsBot 1.7 is just a prototype.

Work out the bugs, and she'll eagerly upload herself into NanDroid 2.0.

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (CGjum)

86 my takeaway from these hearings is there a couple hundred thousand government bureaucrats we can live without
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)


I hired Trump to fire a couple hundred thousand government bureaucrats.

But don't tell Twitter!

Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NiXyF)

87 Adam Schiff attempted to blink. Failed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

Adam 'dry eyes' Schiff.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (cF8AT)
..........

Visine Break!

Posted by: King Lollipop at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (v0R5T)

88 Let's see if some of the less crazy Democrats will walk them back from the edge of the abyss before they decide to jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

I hope you're right but I can see the Senate effing it up royally.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:04 PM (cF8AT)

89 Yes...a full Senate trial is a must after these antics. Can't wait...should be good fun.

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 03:04 PM (L3Rsz)

90 I think Schiff has one of those "emergency eye-wash stations" in his DC office.

Great way to unwind after a long day of...ahem...oversight.

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (CGjum)

91 Who the fuck is this Will Hurd R-Tx. He's toast.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (KSBDE)

92 Those Democratic
senators running for the nomination will love DC during prime campaigning season

Posted by: Shep Smiths Straight Cousin at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (oo2tY)

93 84 Some of us have been saying that Trump set these clowns up. A full trial in the Senate where Trump and Republicans get to present their witnesses and their evidence is going to be very bad for the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

This would actually be a genius move. The modus operandi of the Left for the past couple decades at least has been to yell and scream and make all sorts of threats, and all we've had is chickenshit GOPe-types who back down. For once, Trump is calling them on bluff after bluff.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (Hi8cV)

94 This hearing needs Emma Sulkowicz. She and her mattress could bring some
additional dimension to the entertainment value of the hearing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (NVYyb)

95 I want to take this opportunity to publicly kiss the Ukrainian President's ass.

Posted by: Witness Mr. Holmes at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (AMIL/)

96 >>I hope you're right but I can see the Senate effing it up royally.

Not my plan, Trump's.

But I do agree with it. We are about to hear the long awaited counter investigation that will focus largely on Ukraine. The left and the media are still calling Ukraine a hoax. Trump couldn't buy this kind of coverage.

But he's getting it from the media in public hearings for a couple weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

97 A trial, I think I heard the other day, that would start in January, have required attendance and extend into March. I think the GOP was thinking of holding it for a couple hours each day and keeping Warren, Harris and Sanders off the campaign trail.

Pretty stupid game, if you ask me, but then this whole impeach! Pie! is ridiculous.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (NVYyb)

98 84 >>BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO

>>The fuck?!

Some of us have been saying that Trump set these clowns up. A full trial in the Senate where Trump and Republicans get to present their witnesses and their evidence is going to be very bad for the left.

Let's see if some of the less crazy Democrats will walk them back from the edge of the abyss before they decide to jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:00


That's a good fall back position. Better if this is blown out of the water then followed by binders full of indictments from the DOJ.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Hg4NE)

99 JackStraw, I'm with you. On the biggest stage in the world, PDT is going to lay out the corruption for the whole world to see.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (MDwIq)

100 Who the fuck is this Will Hurd R-Tx. He's toast.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (KSBDE)
************
He's not running for re-election.
What did he do?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (wiXsO)

101 91 Who the fuck is this Will Hurd R-Tx. He's toast.

At best a moderate dem who took a hispanic seat as a repub. That district hugs about 2/3 of the southern border of Texas. He is not running for his seat.

Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (XTiHL)

102 Did Fiona Hill win the Decathlon before she transitioned?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (NVYyb)

103 @politico
Speaker Pelosi casts doubt Congress has enough time left to pass the USMCA this year"

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (wiXsO)

104 Gee, Nancy, if you hadn't spent so much time on sham-preachment maybe you would have been able to pass the USMCA. Millions and Millions for Mueller investigation. Millions for this sideshow. Democrats do NOTHING positive for the American people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (WI7YS)

105 If this goes to the Senate, there had better be a gigantic boom, a shock and awe type of revelation or else the Media and Dems will cover it with BS and feed it to the masses.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (KSBDE)

106
If this goes to the Senate, there had better be a gigantic boom, a shock and awe type of revelation or else the Media and Dems will cover it with BS and feed it to the masses.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents

=======

That's right. Bride of Shampeachment won't help at all. It needs to explode into -- oh, who am I kidding, lolol, it needs to explode into referrals to the DOJ for pros -- (laughs) pros -- (helpless laughter) prosecution!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (QfRqO)

107 Gee, Nancy, if you hadn't spent so much time on sham-preachment maybe you would have been able to pass the USMCA. Millions and Millions for Mueller investigation. Millions for this sideshow. Democrats do NOTHING positive for the American people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (WI7YS)

She's lying. They could pass it in 10 minutes if she put her whips out there to do it. The Rs would be on board.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (FTPn0)

108 Some of us have been saying that Trump set these clowns up. A full trial in the Senate where Trump and Republicans get to present their witnesses and their evidence is going to be very bad for the left.

Let's see if some of the less crazy Democrats will walk them back from the edge of the abyss before they decide to jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:00


The Senate -- Our house, our rules. ]

I hope the plan is that McConnell et al will call Ciarmerella, Biden, Schiff, Schiff's aides, and all the current witnesses for a full on rectal exam on live tv.

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

109 If this goes to the Senate, there had better be a gigantic boom, a shock and awe type of revelation or else the Media and Dems will cover it with BS and feed it to the masses.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (KSBDE)

The press can never ignore Trump. It isn't in their nature.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (FTPn0)

110 @LizRNC

WATCH @RepMikeTurner obliterate the Democrats' case

https://tinyurl.com/vbvwolx


This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (cF8AT)

111 >>>>This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....

Mark my words, sometimes I don't even remember what words I meant to...

to...

...remember Barack Obama? Now there was a fine upstanding negro.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (PbpT7)

112 Holy

crap.

What Fiona Hill just said.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (sGotD)

113 What Fiona Hill just said.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (sGotD)

That's Dr. Hill!

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (P4Pk9)

114 Whaaaaat!? Congressman (D)just asked her about Soros. She defended him.....and brought up Elders of Zion?? I was ready to turn it off but I think it's heating up.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (KSBDE)

115 The other thing about a Senate trial is that hearsay's out, so most of this parade of witnesses is irrelevant. But the affirmative defense of the Take Care Clause means that Biden, Burisma, 2016 collusion, etc. are all relevant.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (MDwIq)

116 114 Whaaaaat!? Congressman (D)just asked her about Soros. She defended him.....and brought up Elders of Zion?? I was ready to turn it off but I think it's heating up.

The mask is slipping

Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (6XlcD)

117 108 Some of us have been saying that Trump set these clowns up. A full trial in the Senate where Trump and Republicans get to present their witnesses and their evidence is going to be very bad for the left.

Let's see if some of the less crazy Democrats will walk them back from the edge of the abyss before they decide to jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:00


Hate to disagree with you Jack. Sure, they can call all the witnesses they want. The FISa/Durham/Etc report will lay a lot out. But the media is going to claim: This is an impeachment trial of Donald Trump. NOT about Joe and Joe's son. And it's not about the election stuff from 2016 of Ukraine. Because, we've already read FISA/Durham report about that.


ANYTHING not explicitly focused on the issue of Trump is not relevant to this proceeding.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (zVXtJ)

Polls: Support for Impeachment Dropping, Trump Gains on His Democrat Opponents, Now Leading (Within the Margin of Error) Three of the Four Top Democrat Challengers

A Morning Consult poll from a couple of days ago found that opposition to impeachment had jumped ten points.

Opposition by independents to the House’s ongoing impeachment inquiry jumped 10 percentage points in the last week, according to a Politico–Morning Consult poll released Tuesday.

The poll showed 47 percent of independents opposed the inquiry, compared to 37 percent last week. Meanwhile support for the inquiry by independents fell 7 points to 40 percent.

Support for the inquiry among all respondents fell 2 points to 48 percent, while opposition to it rose 3 points to 45 percent.

Now comes an Emmerson poll, confirming these basic findings, and showing Trump ahead of three of the four top Democrat candidates, and trailing only one -- Sanders, oddly enough -- by 1%.

Pop-Pop Biden seems like a paper tiger.



If you can't read that:

HUGE --> Another poll finds impeachment backfiring.

* Trump approval "bounced" 5 points to 48% (was 43% in October)

* Support for impeachment drops 5 points.

* A SEISMIC 30-point swing among independents, who now OPPOSE impeachment by 15 points.

Further details:


A new Emerson poll finds President Trump’s approval has increased in the last month with 48% approval and 47% disapproval, a bounce from 43% approval in the last Emerson National poll in October. Support for impeachment has flipped since October from 48% support with 44% opposing to now 45% opposed and 43% in support. The biggest swing is among Independents, who oppose impeachment now 49% to 34%, which is a reversal from October where they supported impeachment 48% to 39%.


...

The president’s support in the Republican primary increased this month to 93% against primary challengers Bill Weld and Joe Walsh. Trump's head to head matchups in the General Election against the top Democratic candidates have also tightened since October, now trailing Sanders by 1 point and leading his other three potential opponents.

I assume Trump is actually beating Warren but both of their numbers get rounded down or up to 50%. Obviously, these aren't big leads.

BTW, there's an impeachment thread below, if you want a thread specifically for discussion about the fake impeachment hearings.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:08 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (q80AH)

2 Trump to Dems: Just keep talking.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (LnUoW)

3 Enstompening today.

Posted by: Bert G at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Y+/QX)

4 Thir

Posted by: the other epstein guard at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Dh1wo)

5 Tonight or tomorrow Am, some Troll will unveil a poll that shows it is gonna be an early night for PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (cEsBM)

6 Someone call Al Franken. We're going to need his Buick.

Posted by: The DNC at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (uGHnY)

7 Biden: Hunter gimme your viagra, my polls are dropping.

Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (JMDly)

8
10 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

9 Do the Dems want to win the White House in 2020, or are they just trying to damage Trump, so when he wins, he won't be able to do anything?

I'm pretty sure as of right now, they don't believe they will win. Looking at it from that perspective, their actions today seem fairly logical.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (hku12)

10 Which is why the Democrats will hold a quick vote before Christmas. By next fall, the dimwit LIV's will have forgotten.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (O7MnT)

11 Thir
Posted by: the other epstein guard at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Dh1wo)

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Is that some Gender Confused Nordic God???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

12 And that's with the criminal media fully aboard the coup train.
The media must be be going crazy over how ineffective they've become.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

13 Are we done now Dems?

Posted by: The Chicken at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (sjdRT)

14 Also, this *is* surprising:

The GOPe isn't stepping on its dick, putting up Mittens or other RINOs for bipartisan concern.

I mean, what are the odds that the GOP is learning some discipline?

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (LnUoW)

15 So look, I know we don't do "math" on this Smart MilBlog(tm), but if 40% of independents oppose the Impeachment inquiry, and assuming that support for the inquiry has to be pretty-damn close to 0% among Republicans...

... then how fucking badly do you have to skew the poll with Democrats to get to an overall 48% support for the Inquiry among "all respondents"?

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (77WPm)

16 Angry bureaucrats are not the sympathetic witnesses that the Democrats believed they were.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

17 DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (M0u+N)

18 They need a Hawaiian judge to rule that Trump cannot be on the 2020 ballot.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (YslsA)

19 Correction to me @15 - if 47% of independents oppose the Impeachment inquiry...

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (77WPm)

20
Any of our resident hair on fire crowd care to comment?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

21 GAINZZZZZZ!

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at November 21, 2019 02:13 PM (7nbjV)

22 For myself, I do not pay attention to the polls themselves but wonder what the results being reported are supposed to do to shape public opinion. Simply: how does reporting that Trump is closing the gap in battleground states against the dem contenders actually serve to elect a democrat- which is what I believe the purpose of all reporting of polls is supposed to do.

May be a bit tinfoil hat, but I think polls are only used to shape public opinion- not report on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

23 13
Are we done now Dems?


Posted by: The Chicken at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (sjdRT)

Nope

Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (N39Ws)

24 10 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

Thought xhe got banned

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (77WPm)

25 I travel in a wide range of circles and nobody is talking about impeachment. Not even the hard core Dems.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (zkFz1)

26 This has been bad but I'm glad I wasn't the Russia Collusion Chicken.

Posted by: The Impeachment Chicken at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (sjdRT)

27 Who the hell are half this field? Or are they just trying to get people to know their names for some other later campaign?
Seems a waste of time and money

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (48RE5)

28 boobehs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (1CjJc)

29 The wheels are closing in!

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (GXoKW)

30 ... then how fucking badly do you have to skew the poll with Democrats to get to an overall 48% support for the Inquiry among "all respondents"?
---

0% R
40% I
60% D

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (cvGi5)

31 ... then how fucking badly do you have to skew the poll with Democrats to get to an overall 48% support for the Inquiry among "all respondents"?
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (77WPm)

-----

Which is why on election night that Maddow fellow will again lecture his viewers of how there is NO way Trump can win the Electoral College, then rant rave cry and bawl when Trump does indeed win the Electoral College.

Again.

AND..... garners the popular vote.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

32 I think it is pretty clear by now that a majority of Americans, even LIV, know that Biden was soliciting and receiving bribes. Therefore, they also know that these hearings are a smoke screen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (YslsA)

33 The walls are falling off and the wheels are closing in.


See also, Besuretodrinkyourovaltine

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

34 Tell me when its in, Mr. Schiff.

Posted by: The Impeachment Chicken at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (sjdRT)

35

LOL.

Yeah fuckin' right... there was a thirty percent swing in people who believed we should impeach Trump for nothing, then saw that it was indeed nothing, and now don't think we should impeach Trump for nothing?

Pull the other one. It jingles.

The media is deciding that it's time to show the actual numbers because their impeachment circus had all the impact of a wet noodle on public opinion. Now they want to warn House Dems to pull up before they auger in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

36 So many posts, so much awesome sauce.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (14URa)

37 Could this day get any better?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (TdMsT)

38 Oh my.

First the Marquette poll for WI and then this for confirmation.

I think the chances of no impeachment vote just went from "not possible to "possible".

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (G0vdT)

39 The troll got banned?


hah.


lol get fucked.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (M0u+N)

40 I think that the impeachment issue is causing Pollsters to get a more accurate read.

Instead of hanging up or pissing in the results, Pollsters are getting some knee jerk honesty from their cold callees.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (gh1GI)

41 We're just being patriotic !

Posted by: SanFranNan at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (6XlcD)

42 Trump getting 50% is an electoral stomping.

Posted by: Ha at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (Q5eBq)

43 I'm mailing it in.

Posted by: John Kasich at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (aKsyK)

44 10 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

Thought xhe got banned
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (77WPm)

----

Soooooo...... Im right.


Been away alot lately.... might have missed his expulsion.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

45
Just imagine if they polled Republicans, too.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (KATBx)

46 22 For myself, I do not pay attention to the polls themselves but wonder what the results being reported are supposed to do to shape public opinion. Simply: how does reporting that Trump is closing the gap in battleground states against the dem contenders actually serve to elect a democrat- which is what I believe the purpose of all reporting of polls is supposed to do.
===

Memo to D's: Abandon Presidency, save the House, try to Flip the Senate.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (LnUoW)

47 There is truth to that YD. it is their MO

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (GXoKW)

48
Ma! Ma! Where's my G-Pa?

Not going to the White House!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (pNxlR)

49 10 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)


Isn't that the watered-down cow?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (TdMsT)

50 Sheeple are stupid but not THAT stupid.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 02:17 PM (prSvo)

51 I think the initial polls were right and people did want him impeached based on the instant reporting which was all Trump wanted Ukraine to investigate Biden OMG!! now that the facts have come out and its boring as shit and nothing but bureaucrats whining, a good chunk of the population says fuck this shit.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 02:17 PM (zkFz1)

52 Surprise!

Posted by: Anal at November 21, 2019 02:17 PM (K4I9O)

53 This has been bad but I'm glad I wasn't the Russia Collusion Chicken.
Posted by: The Impeachment Chicken at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM


Da. Is for being lucky.

*drinks vodka*

Posted by: The Chicken Kyiv at November 21, 2019 02:17 PM (ejd/p)

54 When you lose the audience of the View demographic...

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

55 Yeah fuckin' right... there was a thirty percent
swing in people who believed we should impeach Trump for nothing, then
saw that it was indeed nothing, and now don't think we should impeach
Trump for nothing?



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:15 PM (AzW6q)


To be fair to the LIVs, they've been flooded for 2+ years with "ABSOLUTELY ROCK SOLID EVIDENCE" that was "WITHIN WEEKS" going to send Trump "TO PRISON FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE".

Takes a while to overcome that.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:18 PM (77WPm)

56 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

Thought xhe got banned
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (77WPm)

----

Soooooo...... Im right.


Been away alot lately.... might have missed his expulsion.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

???
Thought I saw him on an earlier thread today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:18 PM (cEsBM)

57 Thought xhe got banned
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (77WPm)

May I propose a modification to the style guide
In recognition of the onomatopoeic nature I propose we go with xhit

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:19 PM (48RE5)

58 You're not following The Narrative, Ace.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 21, 2019 02:19 PM (wtvvX)

59 I completely forgot Weld and Walsh were still trying to get their fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (NVYyb)

60 Memo to D's: Abandon Presidency, save the House, try to Flip the Senate.

Posted by: Legion of Boom

--

For the senate, looks to me that a worst case is R -1

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (YslsA)

61 Anyone heard a peep from that fuck romney since the joke hearings have gone south fast

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (cEsBM)

62 To be fair to the LIVs, they've been flooded for 2+ years with "ABSOLUTELY ROCK SOLID EVIDENCE" that was "WITHIN WEEKS" going to send Trump "TO PRISON FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE".

Takes a while to overcome that.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:18 PM (77WPm)

These are the same folks that click on the clickbait ad. "Try not to be shocked when you see Scarlett Johansson without make up"

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (7nbjV)

63 Thought I saw him on an earlier thread today?


crud

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (M0u+N)

64 Is the Schitt-Show over for the day?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (NVYyb)

65
Look for the Impeachment Chorus to begin castigating American voters as "stupid, deplorable, uniformed and willfully oblivious" in 5, 4, 3, ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (pNxlR)

66 60 For the senate, looks to me that a worst case is R -1

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (YslsA)

61 Anyone heard a peep from that fuck romney since the joke hearings have gone south fast

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:20 PM (cEsBM)


Romney should be that -1.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (1CjJc)

67 But all this impeachment stuff was severely hurting Trump. We were told about the polls constantly dropping on him! And don't forget the betting odds!


The. Betting. Odds!

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (SjIcT)

68 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

Thought xhe got banned
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (77WPm)

----

Soooooo...... Im right.


Been away alot lately.... might have missed his expulsion.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)


I see other names showing up here, putting out feelers.

This one thinks it's clever, and goes for the "I'm just one of youse guys, honest, but..." game.

So look for that. It'll be back.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (hku12)

69 61 Anyone heard a peep from that fuck romney since the joke hearings have gone south fast

===
"Holy shit. They really are the stupid party"

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:22 PM (LnUoW)

70 Let's start sucking each others diks now, mmkay?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (CLteG)

71 I hoping for a Buttigay nomination. A chance to swing the black vote for generations to come.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (yRAFu)

72 OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:

https://tinyurl.com/stbex4w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (WI7YS)

73 damnit, could have been top 10, but nooooo work had to get in the way...

so this is having the expected results, essentially? i'm good with that.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (8D42x)

74 I thought Mayor Pete was leading all Democrats now? Was this another lie from the MSM and GoogleDrudge?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (UI60k)

75

I saw a Bezo Post headline: Impeachment bombshells aren't exploding. That's because they are duds.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (kw5n8)

76 Let's start sucking each others diks now, mmkay?
Posted by: Bill Kristol


hah

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (M0u+N)

77 Personally, I don't take much stock in polls numbers either way, positive or negative.

Polling is largely broken.

The mantra going forward should be, work as if your behind by 10 points and always be attacking.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (9b51h)

78 I find these polls to be high energy and classy. Really the most luxurious polls I've seen in quite some time. I like them. Bigly.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (ez1vH)

79 Paging Nancy Pelosi..

Paging Nancy Pelosi..

lol.. if she doesn't stop this shit show soon, she's gonna be out of a job!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (so+oy)

80 Progs live in an imaginary world.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (5xHY0)

81 Impeachment only works if they can drive Trump's support (meaning likely voters in the general election) down into the 30s.

If Trump is above 44% while weathering a set of hearings designed by the Dem and media to focus specifically on attacking him, with minimal opportunity to respond, then this is failing badly.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (AGMq9)

82 Is the Schitt-Show over for the day?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (NVYyb)

No; It resumed after a lunch break.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (WI7YS)

83 It's weird to have two parallels noods. It's like that Star Trek episode with good Spock and evil Spock

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (U7cQ/)

84 63 Thought I saw him on an earlier thread today?


crud
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (M0u+N)

With changing nics, it is hard to say you have a lot of people with similar handles. Lurking Lurker, Lurking lurker (the other one), Lurking Libertarian, Lurking Lavado...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (ycWCI)

85 74 I thought Mayor Pete was leading all Democrats now? Was this another lie from the MSM and GoogleDrudge?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (UI60k)

==========

A couple of polls have shown him leading in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (q80AH)

86 The early polls on Impeach Yes/No were essentially just asking "Do you like Trump?" since basically zero % of those being polled knew anything about the impeachment "case" and thus they could assume the case was valid if they disliked Trump or assume the opposite if they liked Trump.

As the details of the "case" firmed up the polling question becomes more along the lines of "Should Trump be impeached because assorted dweebs and posers dislike him?"

Persuadables will be begin to drift away for the "Yes, impeach him" answer accordingly.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (hdzef)

87 And you thought you had enough good news for Trump

TheHill:

California high court strikes down state law targeting Trump tax returns.

I think Donny might have two scoops tonight.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (G0vdT)

88 83 It's weird to have two parallels noods. It's like that Star Trek episode with good Spock and evil Spock
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (U7cQ/)

Ace should have a burning skull with a little goatee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

89 I agree, if Trump got 50% nationally it would be a 45 state win. I always remain skeptical of polls, I don't know if there is a true method anymore because of cell phones and R reluctance to answer polls.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

90 OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:

https://tinyurl.com/stbex4w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
==============================

LOLGF Nancy!

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 02:26 PM (prSvo)

91 81 Impeachment only works if they can drive Trump's support (meaning likely voters in the general election) down into the 30s.

If Trump is above 44% while weathering a set of hearings designed by the Dem and media to focus specifically on attacking him, with minimal opportunity to respond, then this is failing badly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (AGMq9)

==========

I think the number required is actually the low 20s.

Impeachment and conviction is an impossibly high hurdle. It shouldn't be. I imagine a world where Andrew Johnson was successfully impeached and convicted. Would FDR have presidented the way he did if impeachment and conviction was a realistic cudgel Congress could have wielded?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)

92 Progs live in an imaginary world.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


They do literally live in their own opinion bubble.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (M0u+N)

93 But all this impeachment stuff was severely hurting Trump. We were told
about the polls constantly dropping on him! And don't forget the
betting odds!

==============
It hurt like hell in the mid-terms. It's thanks to Snoozie Sessions, who we were assured would save us from this crap sandwich, we even have to deal with Chairman Schitt.

We were constantly told the DOJ would save us then. And here we are, still waiting for Godot/Horowitz/Huber/Durham. Thankfully, the waiting period seems to have been milked for about all it can reasonably be done.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (NVYyb)

94 Huge? Don't you mean YUGE?

Posted by: huerfano at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (9dnxb)

95 One thing that stands out with the head-to-heads is that they all add up to 100. Other polls have undecideds. I don't know how Emerson does this. Maybe they only give two options or ask how people are leaning and include that. It might be an indicator that people who are more iffy are more likely to go to Trump.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (xPl2J)

96 Remember when cold callers never called cellphones? Those were wonderful days.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (yRAFu)

97 49 10 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)


Isn't that the watered-down cow?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (TdMsT)


You mean WaterCow? That's FireHorse doing an obvious troll parody. Even the name gives it away.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (SjIcT)

98 where's that fucking plug ?

Posted by: Nancypants at November 21, 2019 02:28 PM (rpxSz)

99 How is a hunger strike a 'threat'?

Why do I care if you do not eat if you are not related to me and I do not really care to know you? Try not to clutter up the place with your bloated belly and we are good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

100 Meanwhile Extinction Rebellion takes over Nancy Pelosi's office to stage a hunger strike.

I hope they starve to death. Save Gaia and all that. From their CO2, chances at breeding, and general stupidity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 02:28 PM (KKmEo)

101 Nanzi Palsi is already through half a bottle of Stoli and it ain't even 3:00.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

102 You can't get wrapped up in over anal ...zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: Bill Barr at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (Pzzpr)

103 Trump should start playing these fucktards by doing things like:

Ordering the White House Kitchen to serve Chicken Kiev at all state functions

Asking for 2 servings of Russian dressing on his salad at said state dinners

Serving nothing but Russian beluga caviar as the appetizer at said functions.

Just to fuck with 'em.



Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (mNUzX)

104 Note to media copy generators:

Bomb shells aren't actually damaging; bomb blasts are.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (cvGi5)

105 OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:



Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm guessing that more than a few of them could safely survive a multi-week fast. No, not giving the article a click to find out.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (77WPm)

106 I'm no expert but another way to read the data is not so much that impeachment is "backfiring" but the artificial suppression of his approval by the initial, breathless, fake headlines has now dissipated and the electorate is returning to a more "normal" evaluation of his Presidency.

Looking at the retarded coverage by CNN, NY Times, NY Post and even Fox for Chrissakes I think that the "backfire" is mostly among the already pro Trump and that most others are just getting a "confused" hearing with "no smoking gun." So Eeyore in one sense but still optimistic about the electoral outcome.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (koNhm)

107 Nothing that Trump has done in the last three years has helped his poll numbers anywhere near as much as this impeachment fiasco has. It's almost as if it were planned that way.

How certain are we that Schiff isn't a Russian Asset working with the Trump Campaign to help Trump win in 2020?

I think it's something that seriously needs looking into.

Posted by: 29victor at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (BJKQV)

108
There is no such thing as a seismic shift in public opinion. That is a very gradual thing. It takes at least a period of months, often years, and sometimes decades.

This is doubly true in the case of DJT. My main man could cap a dude in broad daylight on 5th Avenue, and he wouldn't lose my vote.

For the people who dislike him, he could invent the cure for cancer, and if they had lymphoma, they'd be mainlining Trumpexa while screaming for his impeachment.

It's the same old failed disinformation campaign late-stage walkback we see in many political campaigns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (AzW6q)

109 TdMsT)


You mean WaterCow? That's FireHorse doing an obvious troll parody. Even the name gives it away.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (SjIcT)


Well thank goodness you TOLD me!

He does the "concern troll" bit very well indeed.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (TdMsT)

110 Lefty reporters are twittering away about what bad Americans the voters are, being so unimpressed with the outstanding show the Demofascists are putting on. I think that means good things. We may still, for one, get to have an election next year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (NVYyb)

111 90
OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:



https://tinyurl.com/stbex4w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==============================



LOLGF Nancy!

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 02:26 PM (prSvo)

All I want for Christmas is for them to get rabidly hungry and eat Pelosi's beef jerky face off.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (1CjJc)

112 Why do I care if you do not eat if you are not related to me and I do not really care to know you? Try not to clutter up the place with your bloated belly and we are good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


They act as if we care.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (M0u+N)

113 98% of the media agree that Trump should be impeached.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (pw+jk)

114
here we are, still waiting for Godot/Horowitz/Huber/Durham. Thankfully, the waiting period seems to have been milked for about all it can reasonably be done.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

========

I wonder when we're going to get a post about that December 9 announcement. I want to eeyore all over it. The verbiage about it is ominous as hell.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (QfRqO)

115 74 I thought Mayor Pete was leading all Democrats now? Was this another lie from the MSM and GoogleDrudge?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (UI60k)


His Facebook notification of a town hall had 15 replies and only 2 were pro-Buttgig. lol. The spotlight has not been good for Pete Breath!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 21, 2019 02:30 PM (Vy7tf)

116 Deplorables cumming on their sisters titties because drumpf is only hated by 52% of the country.

Ha ha ha

Louisiana and Kentucky say hi.

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:31 PM (FR8hO)

117 Data points:
Vinderman admits he made up a transcript
Scheiff is forced to admit he made up a transcript

Vinderman admits he requested edits to the transcript;
Admits he tried to access the transcript

But the real transcript was on the classified server

Trump says he caught them, caught them all.

Conclusion?

Trump let Vinderman see a fake transcript that he would think was the real one.
That's the transcript he reported to Scheiff, that she's Scheiff reported in the closed-door Dem caucus
That's the transcript Scheiff tried testing as the real one he read into the record

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 02:31 PM (6e/MW)

118 Well, who could argue with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

119 I'm no expert but another way to read the data is not so much that
impeachment is "backfiring" but the artificial suppression of his
approval by the initial, breathless, fake headlines has now dissipated


I'm choosing the power of "and"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:31 PM (NVYyb)

120 Lock Him Up in the ass


U mad bro?

Things not going your way? heh

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (M0u+N)

121 Clean up on aisle 116.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (TdMsT)

122 74 I thought Mayor Pete was leading all Democrats now? Was this another lie from the MSM and GoogleDrudge?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (UI60k)


Think he's leading in Iowa, which is a caucus state where the "popular vote" doesn't matter at all and where I think 4 of the "top contenders" are all within +/- 4% of 20% of the electorate.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)

123 These are the same folks that click on the clickbait ad. "Try not to be shocked when you see Scarlett Johansson without make up"

My least favorite version of that, which has appeared here on the HQ, is "You'll be shocked at Melania's IQ compared to Michelle Obama's".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (ZGrMX)

124 There is no such thing as a seismic shift in public opinion. That is a very gradual thing. It takes at least a period of months, often years, and sometimes decades.
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Counter argument: Preference Cascades

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (LnUoW)

125 "I think the number required is actually the low 20s."

Clarification - I'm saying it only works as electoral strategy that keeps Trump from being elected next year.

It doesn't work for removing him from office at all, that isn't going to happen, period.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (AGMq9)

126 ==============
It hurt like hell in the mid-terms. It's thanks to Snoozie Sessions, who we were assured would save us from this crap sandwich, we even have to deal with Chairman Schitt.

We were constantly told the DOJ would save us then. And here we are, still waiting for Godot/Horowitz/Huber/Durham. Thankfully, the waiting period seems to have been milked for about all it can reasonably be done.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (NVYyb)

What really hurt in the midterms was the exodus of a lot of veteran congressmen who quit since the Rs term limit chairmanships now and they didn't want to sit in any other chair. Had to come up with too many new candidates to fast. Trump then concentrated on locking up the Senate to get judges and checkmate this kind of nonsense.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (FTPn0)

127 ...
How certain are we that Schiff isn't a Russian Asset working with the Trump Campaign to help Trump win in 2020?

I think it's something that seriously needs looking into.
Posted by: 29victor at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (BJKQV)


I know. Let's ask Hillary. She knows.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (aS1PU)

128 Hillary (Someone else) is at 3% ... or less.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (XzVUd)

129 Trump should start playing these fucktards by doing things like:

Ordering the White House Kitchen to serve Chicken Kiev at all state functions

Asking for 2 servings of Russian dressing on his salad at said state dinners

Serving nothing but Russian beluga caviar as the appetizer at said functions.

Just to fuck with 'em.





Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (mNUzX)

Have The Marine Band take up the Balalaika.Traditional Cossack dancers

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

130 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

131 49 10 Bucks says our lurking lurker poll troll will be conspicuously absent from the thread.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)


Isn't that the watered-down cow?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:16 PM (TdMsT)


I've mentioned it several times. Even cautioned him a bit that if he does it too well a cob in a bad mood could ban him. Now lurking lurker was moo moo and his troll ass got banned. Probably using a different name now though and just waiting till he can again turn up the stupid and prove again it's his personality that annoys people.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (SjIcT)

132 Doesn't Shiff look a bit like that weird black and white cat clock from back in the day?

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (n13/j)

133 I think the number required is actually the low 20s.

Impeachment and conviction is an impossibly high hurdle. It shouldn't be. I imagine a world where Andrew Johnson was successfully impeached and convicted. Would FDR have presidented the way he did if impeachment and conviction was a realistic cudgel Congress could have wielded?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)


Andrew Johnson is an interesting parallel for Trump. An outside who was considered to have no business being in the White House.

So they tried to impeach him on trumped (sorry, too easy) up charges.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (hku12)

134
My least favorite version of that, which has appeared here on the HQ, is "You'll be shocked at Melania's IQ compared to Michelle Obama's".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (ZGrMX)

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What's the big shock? Is Melania less than fifty points above Michelle?

That would shock me. Michelle ain't very bright. Melania's very smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (AzW6q)

135 His Facebook notification of a town hall had 15 replies and only 2 were
pro-Buttgig. lol. The spotlight has not been good for Pete Breath!
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Mayor PB is not a shining example of good government. 'Town Hall' indeed.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (MIKMs)

136
Lock Him Up in the ass

What's this about Ben Shapiro?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (1CjJc)

137 Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass


(types) (deletes)

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (77WPm)

138 Lock Him Up in the ass

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Ok, Boomer.....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

139 fiona will go home tonight, change into her dominatrix garb, enter her secret dungeon, and scream her lungs out.

"how dare they fuck with me!!!!"

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (dnjy6)

140 Obama and Clinton both left with 60% plus approval and you troglodyte klansmen are happy with 48 for your leader.

Lol

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (44Lxl)

141 Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 21, 2019 02:29 PM (mNUzX)

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Give Russian nesting dolls for Christmas presents to the press?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (NVYyb)

142 I'm glad to see most of these fake polls are showing Trump a few points ahead. It will make the landslide that much more satisfying next year.

Posted by: Galil at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (Pzzpr)

143 86, Frankovitch's Monster--You've got it regarding public opinion. A old reputable pollster, Yankelovitch, wrote a book called Coming to Public Judgment. In that book, he notes that when first presented with a new problem, the public cycles back and forth with the initial take being their underlying stereotypes and biases. But the general public can and does learn and then develops relatively stable public opinion outcomes.

The Mueller investigation and the subsequent impeachment is a real risk for Dems as it really interferes with what their caucus all agrees upon--"More" Money given to them. It harms the Dem candidates for president as their giveaways aren't getting picked up on by the low information voters needed in a general election. It also does not let them hone their messages to get the most popular gimmes for this cycle.

If the general election turnout is depressed, Dems will lose.

Posted by: whig at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (MItID)

144 If Trump is ahead in national polls, or even a few points behind, he should win the electoral college in a landslide, given the concentration of Trump haters in California.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (xqRaG)

145 My least favorite version of that, which has appeared here on the HQ, is "You'll be shocked at Melania's IQ compared to Michelle Obama's".

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Yeah, but have you compared their shoulders?

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

146 I was hoping for a bigger backfire, but I'll take it.

All Trump basically has to do is win Wisconsin and he's President, and there's already polls showing he is.

I will say I'm not as "cocky" as I once was, some of these special elections in KY and LA not going our way was a splash of cold water. I know there are reasons that have nothing to do with Trump, but why Republicans can't turn out even in deep red states is troubling.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (qqbvc)

147 130
I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (1CjJc)

148 That would shock me. Michelle ain't very bright. Melania's very smart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (AzW6q)

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How many languages does Melania speak?? 6 - 7??...

Is Eubonics a language??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

149 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)


You wear makeup? Weirdo.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (hku12)

150 133

Andrew Johnson is an interesting parallel for Trump. An outside who was considered to have no business being in the White House.

So they tried to impeach him on trumped (sorry, too easy) up charges.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (hku12)

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The charges were bull, but it was based on a specific (later deemed unconstitutional) law.

Johnson was genuinely a bad president, though. He mismanaged Reconstruction about as badly as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (q80AH)

151 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

Why would you need makeup to do Scarlet Johansen? You must be butt ugly.

Posted by: Please dont answer at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (vqIkG)

152 OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:

https://tinyurl.com/stbex4w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Yawn.
Does anyone care?
Or is this a draft alt-news being floated by the Left to see what they can conjure up over Thanksgiving to make conservatives feel guilty?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (axyOa)

153 20 Lock Him Up in the ass


U mad bro?

Things not going your way? heh
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:32 PM (M0u+N)

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Amazing how quickly the left fires off the homophobic rape jokes, isn't it?

Posted by: 29victor at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (BJKQV)

154 You know I'm not sure whether to interrupt the Democrats when they are shooting their feet or not. Certainly getting tired of this impeachment crap.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (ZCEU2)

155 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
3h
The DNC dropped their October FEC report in the middle of last night's debate with the hopes no one would see it.

The committee is $7,048,210.14 in debt.

RT so everyone can see how broke they are

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (BqBId)

156 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (tjClK)

157 Oh this twat enjoys the last word. Doesn't wear well here in 'teh stets' ma'am.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (WQZ1O)

158 I call bullshit that Trump loses to Sanders and is tied with Warren.

Are they sampling Dem +8?

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (tjClK)

159 OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:

https://tinyurl.com/stbex4w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Yawn.
Does anyone care?
Or is this a draft alt-news being floated by the Left to see what they can conjure up over Thanksgiving to make conservatives feel guilty?
Posted by: Diogenes


If that's the best they have, they'd best not even bother getting out of bed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (kDUUX)

160 I see Doofenshiff's Trump Insinuation-inator is working overtime.
The "House will see if the Presidents actions are compatible with the office ..." etc.

Take any, routine act or phrase and express in the most sweeping terms, with maximum evil intent and entirely ignore the context, and you know how the Insinuation-inator works.

Trump comes to the office early? He has "Intruded into the Oval Office and accessed official prior to normal supervision by administrative staff...." etc etc etc

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (koNhm)

161 Just a little highlighter. Don't judge.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (M0u+N)

162 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM


***

Besides AtC of course, Johansen is kinda what I have in mind when I tell Mrs D I'm stopping off for a short one.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (axyOa)

163 It's all fun and games until people start dying of starvation in Pelosi's office.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (5xHY0)

164 154 You know I'm not sure whether to interrupt the Democrats when they are shooting their feet or not. Certainly getting tired of this impeachment crap.
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 02:36 PM (ZCEU2)

Well, floor repair can be expensive. Maybe ask them to pummel their own feet with sledge hammers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (ycWCI)

165 116 Deplorables cumming on their sisters titties because drumpf is only hated by 52% of the country.

Ha ha ha

Louisiana and Kentucky say hi.
Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:31 PM (FR8hO)

Hi Lurking Cock Glurper.

Posted by: monkey at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (CLteG)

166 This lady cannot shut up. Like I said, under a good cross which these proceedings do not allow, she would be eviscerated. She cannot stand someone else appearing to be smarter or more righteous than her. Classic narcissist.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (sX1BW)

167 151 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

Why would you need makeup to do Scarlet Johansen? You must be butt ugly.
Posted by: Please dont answer at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (vqIkG)

Proof positive that grammar is not a female relative.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (glGDV)

168 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (1CjJc)


We would totally watch you, like she was our wives.

Posted by: Joana Golbbug and Bil Kristal at November 21, 2019 02:38 PM (hku12)

169 133, Actually one of the key charges in the Johnson impeachment was the violation of a congressional act, the Tenure in Office Act, that clearly Johnson violated by firing Sec. of War Stanton.

However, in Johnson's defense, the law was passed over his veto and had the U.S. Supreme Court had any stones, the law would have been declared unconstitutional as all prior presidents including Washington argued that they could fire executive dept employees for any reason at all.

Posted by: whig at November 21, 2019 02:38 PM (MItID)

170 Counter argument: Preference Cascades
Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (LnUoW)

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To be sure. In any opinion-shift, there's a tipping point. With Trump's actual real-life, not fake-polled popularity I suspect that point was when Mueller went down in flames at those hearings.

But even so, it take more than a couple of weeks for that shift to manifest itself observably. I will maintain
that there's no such thing as 30 point swing in opinion in less than a month, without some kind of earth-shaking event imposing itself on the scenario.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:38 PM (AzW6q)

171 163 It's all fun and games until people start dying of starvation in Pelosi's office.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (5xHY0)

Think there is little chance of that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

172 Have The Marine Band take up the Balalaika.
Traditional Cossack dancers.
Trump start wearing a fur hat in winter.
Borsch.
The WH kitchen cook a lot of meat, cabbage and potato dinners.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

173 I don't believe those head-to-head polling figures even come close to reflecting reality. Lt. Col. Sanders beating Trump? BS.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (vtcmf)

174 PSA, and a reminder - DON'T QUOTE THE TROLLS!

Makes the eventual clean-up harder

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (77WPm)

175 Andrew Johnson is an interesting parallel for Trump. An outside who was considered to have no business being in the White House.

So they tried to impeach him on trumped (sorry, too easy) up charges.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (hku12)

=========

The charges were bull, but it was based on a specific (later deemed unconstitutional) law.

Johnson was genuinely a bad president, though. He mismanaged Reconstruction about as badly as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Andrew Jackson is a better analogue. rump needs a hickory stick

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (mYGbK)

176 158 I call bullshit that Trump loses to Sanders and is tied with Warren.

Are they sampling Dem +8?
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (tjClK)

Maybe it's all adults, which is probably 10% illegal aliens.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (xqRaG)

177 Threaten hunger Strike:


Sounds good to me:


https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (SchxB)

178 I call bullshit that Trump loses to Sanders and is tied with Warren.

Are they sampling Dem +8?
Posted by: Sponge

___________

It's just name ID at this point and just bouncing around the margin of error, Trump would beat Sanders by double digits in a real election and is by far the weakest.

What it does show though is people are sticking with Trump. And I give Trump 3-4 points in every poll.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (qqbvc)

179 I see Doofenshiff's Trump Insinuation-inator is working overtime.
The "House will see if the Presidents actions are compatible with the office ..." etc.

Take any, routine act or phrase and express in the most sweeping terms, with maximum evil intent and entirely ignore the context, and you know how the Insinuation-inator works.

Trump comes to the office early? He has "Intruded into the Oval Office and accessed official prior to normal supervision by administrative staff...." etc etc etc

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM


***

PDT Trump will dominate the Tri-State Area!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (axyOa)

180 Ace, you're killing it in the sidebar again!

>>Ever notice that all of the strident propagandists for alleged Free
Market Corporatism themselves have only the most theoretical experience
with actual capitalism?

Yup. Also noticed that a lot of them got their position thanks to nepotism.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

181 166 Michelle: Princeton educated lawyer

Melania: Euro slut who posed naked for a living.

Gee I wonder which one is smarter?

You troglodytes are funny I will give you that much.

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (mQD1h)



Ask Mooch how she got the raise/promotion at the hospital.



Better yet: ask her how many languages she speaks.


Need to at least come up with something smarter. C'mon little doggie. . . you can do it.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (zVXtJ)

182 87 And you thought you had enough good news for Trump

TheHill:

California high court strikes down state law targeting Trump tax returns.

I think Donny might have two scoops tonight.

Posted by: WisRich
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You know the rulz - Linkage?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (lwKRt)

183 155, Dems are largely financed by oligarchs now, not the DNC, and the oligarchs do not trust the DNC to spend it in the ways that oligarchs find useful. Thus, the real action is in the dark money category, not party committees.

Posted by: whig at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (MItID)

184 140 60% approval? Put down the bong dude.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (PQRcz)

185 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

Perhaps you should ask her first whether she'd like you to wear make-up or just be natural?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (WI7YS)

186 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.
Posted by: flounder


Go down faster than Ace's shelves.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (kDUUX)

187
So.......

Grab em By the Pussy
Emoluments Clause
Russia Russia Russia
Stormy Daniels and her semi trained Lawyer
Ukraine

All were suppose to cast Trump out of office.

What will the next Faux outrage be???

Discus.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

188 Better yet: ask her how many languages she speaks.

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Ask her how many tackling sleds she had done in her day?

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (sX1BW)

189 >>Better yet: ask her how many languages she speaks.


Goonie Goo Goo!

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (gh1GI)

190
I see Doofenshiff's Trump Insinuation-inator is working overtime.

The "House will see if the Presidents actions are compatible with the office ..." etc.



Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM


OK, who else heard the jingle when you read that? Just me?


Doofenshiff's Evil Incorporated!!

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (77WPm)

191 83
It's weird to have two parallels noods. It's like that Star Trek episode with good Spock and evil Spock

could be worse. could be like the episode with the dude and the antidude that will destroy the universe if they come together.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (sGtp+)

192 I see Mr. Soros sent in some flying monkeys. Must be upset.

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (sI15f)

193 Any poll is shaped by a few things.
1. Who pays for the poll
2. Who writes the questions
3. How the poll is weighted
4. The purpose of the poll

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (lonOK)

194 A kind person might say Michelle Obama is literate in English. They would be lying though.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (O+iVW)

195 Schiff's mom releases old picture of the Shitt himself

https://is.gd/fq9mZJ

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (NVYyb)

196 In the ass is typing while wearing those big ass fake tyranny eyelashes.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

197 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.
Posted by: flounder


Go down faster than Ace's shelves.

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Certainly I would talk about it as much as Ace's shelves.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (sX1BW)

198 Maybe Chris Wallace and Bret Baier will do a live murder-suicide on tv.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (j3npP)

199 A Vespa on ace's shelves!

Down below!!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (M0u+N)

200 Clean up aisle 194 - amusement factor zero.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (PQRcz)

201 Andrew Johnson is an interesting parallel for Trump. An outside who was considered to have no business being in the White House.

So they tried to impeach him on trumped (sorry, too easy) up charges.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (hku12)

=========

The charges were bull, but it was based on a specific (later deemed unconstitutional) law.

Johnson was genuinely a bad president, though. He mismanaged Reconstruction about as badly as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (q80AH)


Well yeah, he was a bad President, and he shouldn't have been made the Veep, but at the time they put him on the ticket it was to appease the border states.

The same people who insisted he be on the ticket, instantly decided he needed to be undermined as President, and then proceeded to attempt impeachment, because he was bumbling his way through the job.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (hku12)

202 Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (WI7YS)

203 Who is this troll who is accusing conservatives of perversions only Democrats perform?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

204 Any poll is shaped by a few things.
1. Who pays for the poll
2. Who writes the questions
3. How the poll is weighted
4. The purpose of the poll

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5. What idiot wants to take the time to talk to a democrat operative?

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (sX1BW)

205 ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea
52m
#BREAKING: California Supreme Court rejects law requiring Trump to disclose tax returns to appear on state's primary ballo

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (BqBId)

206 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (zVXtJ)

Don't quote the trolls. Makes cleanup harder for the cobs.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

207 Clean up aisle 194 - amusement factor zero.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (PQRcz)

Xhe's all over the thread. Someone will be by soon to clean it up.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (77WPm)

208
Man our new troll has some kind of warped psychosexual obsession with the Big Dog, DJT.

It's ok, buddy. Let it out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

209 >>I see Doofenshiff's Trump Insinuation-inator is working overtime.



LOL, when can we expect Perry the Platypus to provide the killer intel? Schiff's got squirrels in his pants.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (bDqIh)

210 Double delicious scoop?

Trump did place the fake transcript on another server which vinderman was not authorized to access but which he did access.

Vinderman cannot claim "that's not the real transcript I saw the real one" because he would admit to a crime

that's why he's claiming he made up a transcript rather than claiming he saw the actual or fake transcript

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (6e/MW)

211 Better yet, as the past few years have shown their response will be to turn it up even louder - on the "up to 11" scale they are at 16 or 17 already, by my estimation.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JwHjN)

212 You know the rulz - Linkage?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 02:40 PM (lwKRt)
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Here you go.

https://tinyurl.com/wzzlhft

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (G0vdT)

213 Can one of the YouTube/GIF magicians put together a meme: To most people the statement "Nothing, nothing, no quid pro-quo, nothing" means: Nothing, nothing, no quid pro-quo, nothing.
But to Deep State/Progressives it means giving someone **the wink and a nod, with a finger gun and the thumb going down.** meaning Get'er Don!

Posted by: Paladin at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (WA3cK)

214 [i...]faster than Ace's shelves.


*********

Just be sure your screwdriver is rotating the right direction.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (m45I2)

215 Troll = Lurking Felcher

Posted by: monkey at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (CLteG)

216 Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:42 PM (dJbej)


That would be your President Donnie, retard.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (1CjJc)

217 OT Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike:

https://tinyurl.com/stbex4w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:23 PM (WI7YS)

Fine, let them starve themselves. Lock them in, and ship in nothing but Impossible Burgers. And take away all the toilet paper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (/sgva)

218 Ace, clean up now in aisle 212. Ban this dude.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (G0vdT)

219 Asking with all due respect: will you ban the troll?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (TdMsT)

220 What will the next Faux outrage be???

Discus.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

I think we already progressed to the point that every outrage is just about the general outrage itself. It is always merely a pretext to talk about their general dislike of Trump.

The Schiff hearings seem to be nothing more that a ploy to try to get every little grievance they can air to have the widest coverage they can possibly have. It really is a just a slightly more upscale bitch session.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

221 202
You are correct sir!

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (P4Pk9)

222 This is a bit interesting. A narrative change from cspan.
CSpan has reframed Shiff's folly from 'House Impeachment Inquiry' to 'Key Capitol Hill Hearings'
Your guess is as good as mine as to what this means.

Posted by: AoSNN at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (vqIkG)

223 -
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Ask Mooch how she got the raise/promotion at the hospital.



Better yet: ask her how many languages she speaks.


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No thanks. I want my arms to stay in their sockets.


Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM (pMGkg)

224 This was meant for the Joe Biden thread below, but his remarks about "punching" out domestic violence reminded me of of a song I heard recently.

During Mad Magazine's heyday back in the Sixties, they actually produced a satirical Off-Broadway revue, The Mad Show. One of the songs was, "Hate Song". A bunch of kids (in other words, Baby Boomers) vow to "stamp out Hate". This quickly escalates into wanting to torture Hate, murder Hate, and violate Hate's corpse. The song ends with a grown-up Establishment liberal warmly praising their idealism, whereupon the kids immediately gang up and kill him.

A song as relevant now as it was back then.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (/piyO)

225 Shun and it will leave.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (gmo/4)

226 Mooch is literate in English, by remember her college paper and it made as much sense as a monkey picking words out of a dictionary.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (ZCEU2)

227 221
H.R. Meeting

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (P4Pk9)

228
Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (8XDV1)

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Rump Rangers hash changes on every post.

We got one of the paid trolls here boys and girls.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

229 203
Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (WI7YS)

Which one?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (1CjJc)

230 I smell burnt cheeze and bolgna.

Posted by: AoSNN-1 at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (vqIkG)

231 I'd like to see polling results for the following question:

Would you support removing PDT from office, even if he had done nothing illegal and it was unconstitutional to do so?


Then juxtapose that against all other polls to give perspective to public opinion on the issue.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (iIUKh)

232 Funny, there's a discussion of a recently banned commenter, who faked being "one of us," and suddenly there are particularly nasty trolls showing up.

Coincidence???

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (hku12)

233 Wickedness has overtaken the democrats. It is thick and visible.

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (sI15f)

234 203 Who is this troll who is accusing conservatives of perversions only Democrats perform?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

You forgot NTTAWWT for our poor furry xer.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (O+iVW)

235 Will you all relax about the banning. The troll is changing hashes with every post and it makes it harder to get rid of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Donnie TwoScoops is rent-free living yuge quantities of space in the tiny minds of proggie-tards everywhere. Glorious.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (77WPm)

237 123 These are the same folks that click on the clickbait ad. "Try not to be shocked when you see Scarlett Johansson without make up"

My least favorite version of that, which has appeared here on the HQ, is "You'll be shocked at Melania's IQ compared to Michelle Obama's".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019


*
*

If I clicked on such a thing, which I wouldn't, I probably would be shocked at how much higher Melania's IQ is than Worf's. (If, of course, the "news" source reported accurately. Which they won't.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (Ejm1K)

238 -
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Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 02:43 PM (WI7YS)

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I am not a troll.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (pMGkg)

239 ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea
52m
#BREAKING: California Supreme Court rejects law requiring Trump to disclose tax returns to appear on state's primary ballo
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (kDUUX)

240 Meth, me too! - Plagiarizing pawpaw

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

241 Wonder if Jared ever gets involved. Prolly not. Drumpf is a lot of things but he aint no homo right patriots?

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (5YQEt)

242 202
Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.


Surprise him!!!

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (XzVUd)

243 Je suis anal sex obsessed troll!

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (M0u+N)

244 Is it OT to comment on Barklay's comment about "I don't hit women but if I did I'd hit you"?

I think many missed the boat in that Sir Charles is in my opinion a smart, fearless guy who was letting his anti PC fly.
Not that he cares what we think but I actually thought his comment was actually pretty funny in a PC-go-to-hell kind of way.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (koNhm)

245 Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.

Surprise him!!!
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (XzVUd)


You called?

- The otters

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (77WPm)

246 171, preference cascades aka bandwagon effects do not work the way you think. These occur mostly when a new issue or politician comes up, Obama beat Hillary over such primarily because he was a new face that was clear from all the warts of Clinton inc.

It could happen in a general election, but at this stage, impeachment appears to be a known quantity and given that the Dems have now had a "non-partisan" counsel fail to bring Trump down, a partisan attempt is unlikely to do any better. Any third attempts will probably lead to implosion of support from independents for Dems as most people do not want to live in a country where turmoil is 24/7 on who is the leader. Business executives also may lean left but do not want marches in the streets for the long run. Notice how BLM and Occupy mysteriously vanished when they became negatives.

Posted by: whig at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (MItID)

247 There are click bait ads without busty women as the link? When did this happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

248 What will the next Faux outrage be???

Discus.
Posted by: fixerupper


The left is one giant case of projection therefore:

I'm betting on them finding some gutter-level white house staffer to accuse Trump of sexual harrassment next year.

"He WaNteD Me ToO GiVe HiM a BlOwJoB iN tHe OvAl OfFiCe~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (1Vobx)

249 238
I am not a troll.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (pMGkg)

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Exactly what a troll would say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

250 I like to cum on myself is that wrong?

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (5YQEt)

251 So, todays witness basically boils down to?

President didn't like the Ambassador, because of a smear campaign, so sent Rudy to Ukraine because they did not trust the ambassador.

And it pissed off 'the Professionals'

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (NgKpN)

252 Shun and it will leave.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (gmo/4)


One of those things that's been around since Al Gore invented the internet.

Ignore the trolls and they will leave.

Nobody knows if that's true or not, because never in the history of the internet has it ever been tried.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (hku12)

253 Ask Mooch how she got the raise/promotion at the hospital.



Better yet: ask her how many languages she speaks.


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No thanks. I want my arms to stay in their sockets.


Posted by: irright



Sometimes it's best to let the Wookie win.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (kDUUX)

254 214 WisRich
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Thank you sir.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (lwKRt)

255
Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.


Surprise him!!!

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 02:48 PM (XzVUd)

=--------

Yes!!! You otter do that!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

256
Rump Rangers hash changes on every post.

We got one of the paid trolls here boys and girls.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm

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I've been reading up on how those kinds of operations work. They're actually fairly sophisticated setups. But at the end of day, you have to work with the hiring pool that's available.

All the money, cool technology, and solid digital media strategy in the world can't get past the fact that the workers available to companies like Shareblue are basically the lowest common human denominator that can be found, short of people who actually can't operate a keyboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (AzW6q)

257 This is a bit interesting. A narrative change from cspan.
CSpan has reframed Shiff's folly from 'House Impeachment Inquiry' to 'Key Capitol Hill Hearings'
Your guess is as good as mine as to what this means.


Posted by: AoSNN at November 21, 2019 02:45 PM


***

Clearly they have run a new batch of focus groups and have a new term to spring on us that fits better with Key Capitol Hill Hearings. Bribery was sooo yesterday.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (axyOa)

258 >>Ask Mooch how she got the raise/promotion at the hospital.




Simple: Valerie Jarret created it for her.

Jarret was the chair of the Board of Trustees at the University of Chicago Medical Center.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

259 Do the Dems want to win the White House in 2020, or are they just trying to damage Trump, so when he wins, he won't be able to do anything?

I'm pretty sure as of right now, they don't believe they will win. Looking at it from that perspective, their actions today seem fairly logical.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (hku12)
++++++++++++++
I think the past three years has demonstrated that the permanent state bureaucracy has so much power, influence and can play kingmaker in so many areas through either cooperation or obstruction that they may not care about the White House nearly as much as they used to.

I think they want to win, but I am not at all sure that they view it as an imperative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (I2dne)

260 I give myself surprise anal sometimes.

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (5YQEt)

261 Yeah, imagine those polls after four or five weeks of non stop ads with the Dem nominee saying we should pay for illegals' healthcare and whatever other bat shit stuff fell out of their pie holes.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (jp0Bv)

262 Am I overthinking it or can a troll inject enough pornographic language into a thread/blog to trigger The Algorithm to further downlist it?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (koNhm)

263 I am not a troll.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (pMGkg)

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Exactly what a troll would say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

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Denial.... is the first sign of a problem.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

264 Oh, and guy who 'overheard' the phone call?

He works for the administration, why the hell was that phone call NOT covered under executive Privilege?

President talking to an advisor is EXACTLY why executive privilege exists. Yet an employee of State Dept talks about that phone call?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (NgKpN)

265 Double delicious scoop?

Trump did place the fake transcript on another server which vinderman was not authorized to access but which he did access.

Vinderman cannot claim "that's not the real transcript I saw the real one" because he would admit to a crime

that's why he's claiming he made up a transcript rather than claiming he saw the actual or fake transcript
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 02:44 PM (6e/MW)

Vindy was in on the call, so I don't see how a fake transcript would fool him in that way. Now if Vindy added stuff to the report he gave the whistleblower, that might be an issue for Schiff if he trusted him.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (FTPn0)

266 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:33 PM (M0u+N)

But a little mascara on your pubes would give it that added frisson of kink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (/sgva)

267 Why is that vile POS still here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (cEsBM)

268 Systemic trollism. You don't even know you're a troll.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (koNhm)

269 Denial.... is the first sign of a problem.


No it isn't.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (M0u+N)

270 If someone is socking the troll, don't. It's a Bad Idea.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (3Z6pZ)

271 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
33m
BREAKING: In impeachment testimony today, Fiona Hill acknowledged that Ukrainian officials "bet" on Hillary winning in 2016 & tried to "curry favor" w her & at the same time said "hurtful" things about Trump--i.e., interference--that he would understandably be "aggrieved" by now

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

272 Yes!!! You otter do that!!

Posted by: fixerupper


I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (d7Ww2)

273 Systemic trollism. You don't even know you're a troll.

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Troll Privilege.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (sX1BW)

274 Is Eubonics a language??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++
I think Eubonics' official name is "Esperanto."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (I2dne)

275 Cob re-editing the troll's comments in real time. Priceless.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (m45I2)

276 Do not feed the anal sex obsessed troll.

lol, that's like CBD asking that the first 100 comments on the morning Art Thread be about the painting.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (E+yET)

277 Polls: Support for Impeachment Dropping, Trump Gains on His Democrat Opponents, Now Leading (Within the Margin of Error) Three of the Four Top Democrat Challengers

Imagine if people were actually watching the faux hearings.

Then imagine their critical thinking skills kicking in.

Numbers would be off the charts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (vEIlU)

278 269 Denial.... is the first sign of a problem.


No it isn't.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (M0u+N)

Usually the first sign is something like pain, or smoke.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (O+iVW)

279 Note to dims

From someone who has gone on over 60 business trip to England

Not everyone is enamored by the English accent

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (rpxSz)

280 And it pissed off 'the Professionals'
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (NgKpN)


That's basically the entire collection of Trump's opposition.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (hku12)

281 Angry and throwing things at your computer, the troll imagines you are.

But zero f*cks to his words, you have given.

Posted by: Yoda at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (iIUKh)

282 -
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If someone is socking the troll, don't. It's a Bad Idea.


Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM

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That's how we used to have the most fun with them.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (pMGkg)

283 261 Yeah, imagine those polls after four or five weeks of non stop ads with the Dem nominee saying we should pay for illegals' healthcare and whatever other bat shit stuff fell out of their pie holes.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (jp0Bv)

Yeah, that is why I wonder if the polls are serving a more intelligent purpose than Swallwell's public flatulence. I always wonder if there is a fairly savvy dude out there trying to use the polls to actually shape the way the dems push their message so they are more appealing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

284 Usually the first sign is something like pain, or smoke.

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Or last name of Biden.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

285 Ive tasted my own cum.

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (5YQEt)

286 Is Eubonics a language??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++
I think Eubonics' official name is "Esperanto."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (I2dne)
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Anything to do with Eubie Blake?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (3Z6pZ)

287 Denial.... is the first sign of a problem.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)


I thought it was a river in Egypt?

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (9gDA7)

288 271 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
33m
BREAKING: In impeachment testimony today, Fiona Hill acknowledged that Ukrainian officials "bet" on Hillary winning in 2016 & tried to "curry favor" w her & at the same time said "hurtful" things about Trump--i.e., interference--that he would understandably be "aggrieved" by now
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)
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I don't know what Hill considers "meddling" but that sure meets my definition.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (G0vdT)

289 I am not a troll.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:47 PM (pMGkg)

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Exactly what a troll would say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

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Denial.... is the first sign of a problem.
Posted by: fixerupper


It's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (kDUUX)

290 271 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
33m
BREAKING: In impeachment testimony today, Fiona Hill acknowledged that Ukrainian officials "bet" on Hillary winning in 2016 & tried to "curry favor" w her & at the same time said "hurtful" things about Trump--i.e., interference--that he would understandably be "aggrieved" by now
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

she also talked about other EU allies doing the same thing.

But that she had seen NO retribution about it from Trump, even though he knew about it.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

291 268 Systemic trollism. You don't even know you're a troll.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM (koNhm)

Troll privilege.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

292 Not everyone is enamored by the English accent
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (rpxSz)
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Which one? There are quite a few of them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (3Z6pZ)

293 Yes!!! You otter do that!!

Posted by: fixerupper


I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM



But...we only know like a dozen jokes total and three of them are Knock Knock jokes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (axyOa)

294 I like to fuck mysister in the mouth like daddy does with auntie.

Posted by: Lock Him Up in the ass at November 21, 2019 02:55 PM (5YQEt)

295 It's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (kDUUX)

It's also a river in Ethiopia and Sudan.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 02:55 PM (O+iVW)

296 If someone is socking the troll, don't. It's a Bad Idea.


Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM

do not sock REDACTED

he's an a-hole

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 02:55 PM (rpxSz)

297 If someone is socking the troll, don't. It's a Bad Idea.



Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:51 PM

It seems to me that trolls homoerotic posts are being "translated" into even more perverse posts directed at himself a la MUMR or some other prior troll.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (1CjJc)

298 It's not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (kDUUX)


LOL! I beat you to it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (9gDA7)

299 Trollbalist culture.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (iIUKh)

300 But...we only know like a dozen jokes total and three of them are Knock Knock jokes.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (axyOa)
+++++++++++++
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
An angry, armed man.
An angry, armed man who?
An angry, armed man who doesn't like to be bothered.
...
See ya later!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (I2dne)

301 I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM

Um, welcome to AOSHQ, Mirror Universe visitor!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

302 272 Yes!!! You otter do that!!

Posted by: fixerupper


I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (d7Ww2)

That is not who we are.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

303 Cob re-editing the troll's comments in real time. Priceless.
Posted by: Muldoon


Bestest one evah!

MUMR:
I braid my pubes because....pretty.


I liked to wrecked my damn truck laughing when I read that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (kDUUX)

304 Do the Dems want to win the White House in 2020, or are they just trying to damage Trump, so when he wins, he won't be able to do anything?

I'm pretty sure as of right now, they don't believe they will win. Looking at it from that perspective, their actions today seem fairly logical.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (hku12)
++++++++++++++
I think the past three years has demonstrated that the permanent state bureaucracy has so much power, influence and can play kingmaker in so many areas through either cooperation or obstruction that they may not care about the White House nearly as much as they used to.

I think they want to win, but I am not at all sure that they view it as an imperative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:50 PM (I2dne)


Could be. And maybe that's what we're fighting for right now: the question as to whether the President can make policy and/or hire and fire his own Administration team.

The professionals are betting he can't.

This might be, as they say, for all the marbles right here.

Honestly, I think we knew that 3-4 years ago, when he started on this road. We're seeing it play out almost exactly as expected.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (hku12)

305 Troll fragility.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

306 I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten



Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM







But...we only know like a dozen jokes total and three of them are Knock Knock jokes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (axyOa)

Orange you glad we did not use the banana joke?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (1CjJc)

307 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (I4LC2)

308 Witness also said that Russia's main goal in the election tampering, was to weaken ANYONE who won.

Which means the Dems are COLLUDING with Russia, by weakening the President on foreign policy, by making the world believe he is about to be impeached.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (NgKpN)

309 @LLinWood 5 minutes ago

As predicted, today Judge Bertelsman entered an order allowing the Nicholas Sandmann case against NBCUniversal to proceed to discovery just as he had earlier ruled with respect to WaPo & CNN cases. Huge, huge win!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

310 Yes!!! You otter do that!!

Posted by: fixerupper


I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten
Posted by: nurse ratched



Yes!!! You otter do that!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (kDUUX)

311 Schiff overlsold it like It was a one-sized grand jury presentation. So now the Left and Media is in a frenzy to Impeach

Tables will turn in a Senate trial that gets into whistleblower origins, Biden corruption and Ukraine 2016

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (C0Xny)

312 I thought repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten


*******

You misspelled de rigueur

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (m45I2)

313 Well, I apparently missed a lot.

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

314 Lin Wood @LLinWood
5m
As predicted, today Judge Bertelsman entered an order allowing the Nicholas Sandmann case against NBCUniversal to proceed to discovery just as he had earlier ruled with respect to WaPo & CNN cases. Huge, huge win!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (BqBId)

315 Orange you glad we did not use the banana joke?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (1CjJc)
+++++++++++++
BREAKING: Orange Man eats bananas. Bananas to be banned from school lunches and press cafeterias. Banana stocks crash but then mysteriously rally to all-time highs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

316 308 Witness also said that Russia's main goal in the election tampering, was to weaken ANYONE who won.

Which means the Dems are COLLUDING with Russia, by weakening the President on foreign policy, by making the world believe he is about to be impeached.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (NgKpN)

=========

That's been obvious for 3 years.

It's in Putin's interest that America not be strong enough to counter Russia.

It would help if American had a president dedicate to killing fracking, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (q80AH)

317 Troll-normativity.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (pMGkg)

318

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
An angry, armed man.
An angry, armed man who?
An angry, armed man who doesn't like to be bothered.

------

Wait... wut???

THEN DONT COME KNOCKING ON *MY* DOOR........DICK.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

319 306 I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten



Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM







But...we only know like a dozen jokes total and three of them are Knock Knock jokes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (axyOa)

Orange you glad we did not use the banana joke?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (1CjJc)

I thought repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten!

Posted by: Amy Shumer... at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (NgKpN)

320 So, todays witness basically boils down to?

President didn't like the Ambassador, because of a smear campaign, so sent Rudy to Ukraine because they did not trust the ambassador.

And it pissed off 'the Professionals'
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 02:49 PM (NgKpN)
**************
Lesson learned... the Deep State is really deep and they are still in place to leak to the press and sabotage Trump. Trump should hire James O'Keefe's people to infiltrate and snuff out the saboteurs.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (wiXsO)

321 I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten

The repeating joke was played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)

322 307 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC


I double dog darer you to stand up and change the channel!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)

323 They'll still do it. All they know how to do is double down.

Posted by: Quilp at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (Fxgkp)

324 @NewsBreaking 1 minute ago

BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (cF8AT)

325 The House passed the Senate version of the Hong Kong bill, which has now gone to President Trump for signing (there's no indication that he intends to veto it at this time). While the House version of the bill was unopposed during its vote, the Senate version had one vote against it in the House - Congressman Massie (KY-R). I haven't seen any information about why he voted against it. Does anyone know why Massie opposed the bill?

Posted by: junior at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (sPbXm)

326 I'll look for Troll's novel when it comes out. Working title: "The Aristocrats."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (koNhm)

327 Go home BSG, you're drunk

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (7HtZB)

328 As predicted, today Judge Bertelsman entered an order allowing the Nicholas Sandmann case against NBCUniversal to proceed to discovery just as he had earlier ruled with respect to WaPo & CNN cases. Huge, huge win!
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (cF8AT)
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Discovery. Yum yum yum.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (3Z6pZ)

329 "Polls say..." huh? C'mon ace, why play this game? These polls are the ongokng academic equivalent of this entire impeachment charade.

Posted by: Mark Costine at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (etv5d)

330 As far as I see the troll is the same hash

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (ZCEU2)

331 LOL! I beat you to it.
Posted by: Sponge


GMTA!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (kDUUX)

332 292 Not everyone is enamored by the English accent
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (rpxSz)
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Which one? There are quite a few of them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (3Z6p

funny tho, in all the trips

being identified as an American

no one ask me from what part

cause we all sound alike

Kant even

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (rpxSz)

333
BREAKING: Orange Man eats bananas. Bananas to be banned from school lunches and press cafeterias. Banana stocks crash but then mysteriously rally to all-time highs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne

-------

Honestly - I hate the living shit out of Diet Coke. Disgusting!

But I may give it a try, just to see if the it's the tonic that imbues Orangemanbad with Dragon Energy.

Though, I suspect he mainlines tiger blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (AzW6q)

334 272 I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:52 PM (d7Ww2)

-Fish Puns
-It's No Rothko

Verboten, or Way of Life?

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

335 SANDRA BULLOCK is running for PRESIDENT!!??!?? Why isn't she 50 points ahead?!?

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Rbu5d)

336 -
--

I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten


--
The repeating joke was played by Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM

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I thought he played the volcano.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (pMGkg)

337 I thought repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten, esse!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

338 All polls are still meaningless at this point, especially until the LV (likely voter) models are used . Big difference from RV (registered voter) model by a 3-5% margin, typically.

Posted by: theATL at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (yFgwo)

339 As predicted, today Judge Bertelsman entered an order allowing the Nicholas Sandmann case against NBCUniversal to proceed to discovery just as he had earlier ruled with respect to WaPo & CNN cases. Huge, huge win!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (BqBId)
++++++++++++
Bertlesman isn't related to European Bertelsmann operators, I hope. The last person we need involved in overseeing this case is someone related to a mass-media titan overseas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (I2dne)

340 Not everyone is enamored by the English accent
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 02:53 PM (rpxSz)
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Which one? There are quite a few of them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 02:54 PM (3Z6pZ)


I treat English accents the same way I do Hispanics. I know there's more than one. I know you're not all the same. But if you are Scottish, I'm going to say "hey, I like your English accent," just like if you are Guatemalan, I'm going to say "oh, you Mexicans sure are nice."

Why?

Because, that's why.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (hku12)

341 "Extinction Rebellion protesters take over Pelosi's office. Threaten hunger Strike: "



The response is clear:

Board up the doors and windows, wait 30 days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (JwHjN)

342 322 307 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC


I double dog darer you to stand up and change the channel!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)

She said it. Even double dogged it. Now you have to do it. It's in the AoSHQ penumbras of our bylaws.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (O+iVW)

343 Wait... wut???

THEN DONT COME KNOCKING ON *MY* DOOR........DICK.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++
Yeah, that one blew up on me badly.

:: hangs head in shame and wanders off ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)

344 322 307 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC


I double dog darer you to stand up and change the channel!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)

Hmmm, mild breach of dare etiquette but I'll allow it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

345 BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO
*******
Be careful of what you wish for, you just might get it

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (BqBId)

346 I was told this was to be an audition for the role of Cruella DeVille.

Posted by: Fiona Hill at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (WQZ1O)

347 Toilet backed up in bathroom 116...thread janitor to bathroom 116 please

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (32YRo)

348 321 I though repeating jokes on the HQ was verboten

The repeating joke was played by Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)

Brian Dennehy gets shirts!

The entire island of Taiwan has been working for years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

349 I'm beginning to think DC doesn't like Donny Two-Scoops:

@NewsBreaking

BREAKING: Lawyers for the House Oversight Committee have reportedly asked the Supreme Court to allow it to obtain eight years of President Trump's financial records - The Hill

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (1Vobx)

350 Trollgendered.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (iIUKh)

351 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC


I double dog darer you to stand up and change the channel!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)

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Ooooh, you better do it! What... are you chicken?

Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. BAAAAWK!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

352 But if you are Scottish, I'm going to say "hey, I like your English accent,"
------
That's probably earn you a boot to the groin right quick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

353 THEN DONT COME KNOCKING ON *MY* DOOR
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)


I hope you were humming along when you typed that

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (NVYyb)

354 well what does the bill actually do? What was that line about "how many divisions does he have?"

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (n13/j)

355 >>As far as I see the troll is the same hash

Cause you aren't seeing the ones who are no longer with us.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

356 @NewsBreaking 1 minute ago

BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (cF8AT)


Isn't that sorta like saying "Judge agrees a trial should be held, if the prosecutor indicts?"

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (hku12)

357 weird huh -

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC
·
1h
A couple of people on Fox accused Vindman of having a dual loyalty, and Schiff is turning it into a major scandal. Meanwhile, someone in the Ukrainian government asked Vindman 3 times if he wanted to be Ukraine's defense minister, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (/ZYFC)

358 351
I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.



Posted by: IC





I double dog darer you to stand up and change the channel!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)



-------



Ooooh, you better do it! What... are you chicken?



Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. BAAAAWK!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

Everyone is doing it. You won't be cool if you don't/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (1CjJc)

359 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (1Vobx)
*********
you haven't paid attention have you?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (BqBId)

360 Troll supremecist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

361
Yeah, that one blew up on me badly.

:: hangs head in shame and wanders off ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)

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DANG.... Im laughing so hard the office gal asked if Im ok....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (8XRCm)

362 I'm not the troll

Posted by: TROLL at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (rpxSz)

363 352
But if you are Scottish, I'm going to say "hey, I like your English accent,"

------

That's probably earn you a boot to the groin right quick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (3Z6pZ)
And it's not really an accent with them, more like they can't be arsed to knock the dicks out of their mouths.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (14URa)

364 >>As far as I see the troll is the same hash

Cause you aren't seeing the ones who are no longer with us.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

......

And if anyone knows about hash.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:04 PM (iIUKh)

365 Troll supremecist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (ycWCI)
+++++++++++
Troll: Supreme-cyst

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:04 PM (I2dne)

366 I think basically that's the law if the House votes for impeachment, The Turtle said that. But the Senate gets to start all over calling whomever they think has the information to convict or not the President. And Schiffty has not a word to say about it.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (ZCEU2)

367 307 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC
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hehe.. C-SPAN has changed their heading to Key Capitol Hill hearings.. and CBS has foregone showing them at all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (lwKRt)

368 Troll
No
Kill
I

Posted by: Horta, looking for love in all the wrong places at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (ycWCI)

369 THEN DONT COME KNOCKING ON *MY* DOOR

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)


I think it goes, "Don't come knocking on my back door"
Not my favorite song.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NVYyb)

370 360 Troll supremecist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

Troll ultimatum.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (qEujL)

371 And Schiffty has not a word to say about it.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Well, sure he will. Just not on the Senate floor. Trust me, he will have plenty to say.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (14URa)

372 OK, so Vindman, who was a Lead on Ukraine, was born in the Soviet Union.

Hill, who testified today? Had a Brit (?) Accent?

Only became a US citizen in 2002?

Why are foreigners running our Foreign Policy?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

373 Troll Life, yo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (ycWCI)

374 IF Emerson is anywhere near accurate, post-acquittal Trump will be unstoppable if this indeed is reflective of how people feel after two weeks of televised bashing of POTUS. And to the extent anyone has watched this crap, these Deep State parasites are absolutely repellent on many levels.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (iw59Q)

375 Honestly - I hate the living shit out of Diet Coke. Disgusting!

But I may give it a try, just to see if the it's the tonic that imbues Orangemanbad with Dragon Energy.

Though, I suspect he mainlines tiger blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:00 PM (AzW6q)


I don't understand why the same company that makes Coke Zero, also makes Diet Coke.

The former tastes like Coke. The latter tastes like ass.

Same reason Hollowwood makes shitty remakes and the music industrial complex sells Just In Beever and Tail Her Swift records, I guess.

Cuz people are stoopid and buy the garbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (hku12)

376 Troll
No
Kill
I
Posted by: Horta, looking for love in all the wrong places at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (ycWCI)

I already said I wouldn't. Didn't you hear me?

Posted by: A Who at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (/sgva)

377 This hearing needs Emma Sulkowicz. She and her mattress could bring some additional dimension to the entertainment value of the hearing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (NVYyb)

378 Troll supremecist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

Troll ultimatum.
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (qEujL)
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Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (3Z6pZ)

379 Why are foreigners running our Foreign Policy?
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN)
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Good question.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

380 Lead or Lede?

I always see 'lead' and think of the stuff Joey Biden eats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

381 A SEISMIC 30-point swing among independents,
.........

BOMBSHELL

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

382 I find Diet Coke quite enticing when mixed half & half with Canadian Club.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

383 I think basically that's the law if the House votes for impeachment, The Turtle said that. But the Senate gets to start all over calling whomever they think has the information to convict or not the President. And Schiffty has not a word to say about it.
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:05 PM (ZCEU2)


When Clitton was impeached, the Senate basically didn't call anybody. They just voted and were done with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (hku12)

384 Redneck Manhattan.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

385 Why are foreigners running our Foreign Policy?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

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Good question.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

it is called foreign policy. Duh

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (n13/j)

386 The Deep State has the emotional maturity of toddlers along with the self-control.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

387 This post must be classy, it has a bar graph and everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (ycWCI)

388 367 The Young and the Restless is more interesting, and more factually true.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (PQRcz)

389 Someone call Al Franken. We're going to need his Buick.

Posted by: The DNC at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (uGHnY)


Yeah, y'all can't even afford a rental car. According to Drudge (yeah I finally weakened and gave the place a quick scan today), the DNC is $7 million in debt.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (Z4rgH)

390 I don't understand why the same company that makes Coke Zero, also makes Diet Coke.

The former tastes like Coke. The latter tastes like ass.

Same reason Hollowwood makes shitty remakes and the music industrial complex sells Just In Beever and Tail Her Swift records, I guess.

Cuz people are stoopid and buy the garbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (hku12)

Diet Coke has been around a lot longer than Coke Zero. Some people claim to like it.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (O+iVW)

391 Guess that's why it's called "Foreign Policy", a bunch of goddamned foreigners running it, eh?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (NqaQ9)

392
I find Diet Coke quite enticing when mixed half & half with Canadian Club.
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

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A baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "what'll it be?"

Seal replies " Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)

393 If you kant get Hurd

you are a turd

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (rpxSz)

394 -
--
I don't understand why the same company that makes Coke Zero, also makes Diet Coke.



The former tastes like Coke. The latter tastes like ass.



Same reason Hollowwood makes shitty remakes and the music industrial
complex sells Just In Beever and Tail Her Swift records, I guess.



Cuz people are stoopid and buy the garbage.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM

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Probably one of those cilantro/soap things. Must be enough people out there with the opposite opinion.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (pMGkg)

395 I find Diet Coke quite enticing when mixed half half with Canadian Club.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

shall I offer real coke and Wild Turkey as an alternative?

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (n13/j)

396 I Love This Bar-Graph (2017)

Posted by: Toby Keith at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (gh1GI)

397 364 Two snares and a cymbal

Posted by: monkey at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (CLteG)

398 Don Q - because our Communists are newbies at it and really don't have a good feel for what it takes to really run a country into the ground.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)

399 Why are foreigners running our Foreign Policy?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN)


Just doing the betrayals that Americans won't do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

400
Diet Dr Pepper > Diet Coke

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

401 Diet Coke has been around a lot longer than Coke Zero. Some people claim to like it.


Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (O+iVW)

I like it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (1CjJc)

402 The thing with polls regarding Trump. I think many people are afraid to publicly admit they support him.
I mean, shit, look at how they treat people with MAGA hats or just folks trying to have a nice dinner. You have no idea who these people are that are calling. Might be paranoia but how the left treats political opponents these days? I sure as hell wouldn't want them to know anything about me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (U7cQ/)

403 I suspect the WH does not want to be impeached. That would be a win to not be impeached.

But if he is impeached, then he sorta wants a full Senate trial to call whomever he wants - rather than a quick acquittal by the Senate.

Now that doesn't mean he should favor that over a quick acquittal. You never know where this could go with a full Senate trial.

But either Trump is trying to goad them into impeaching him, or make them bluff or back down.

Either way, I don't think he really cares one way or the other.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (sX1BW)

404 If typical polling is showing Trump with a lead, any lead at all, it's a big lead.

Posted by: Jay Wiz at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (+0hoN)

405 He's part of the Trolletariat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (94pMa)

406 shall I offer real coke and Wild Turkey as an alternative?
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (n13/j)

Indeed you shall! Wait a minute--I'll go rob a bank.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (qEujL)

407 "372 OK, so Vindman, who was a Lead on Ukraine, was born in the Soviet Union.

Hill, who testified today? Had a Brit (?) Accent?

Only became a US citizen in 2002?

Why are foreigners running our Foreign Policy?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN) "




The traitors already in place can't find enough native-born American traitors to hire ?

Just like H-1B's.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (JwHjN)

408 Pelosi can't allow this to come to a vote. If she does, her loons won't support her moderates if they vote no, but if they vote Yes they lose the support of the middle in their districts. If it goes to trial in the Senate, all their schemes will be exposed under Cocaine Mitch's trial rules and Trump will be acquitted with at least a few Dem votes. It's a lose/lose/lose/lose. She will, "for the good of the country" call the president a criminal and call a vote for censure and "let the American people decide" via election 2020.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (87EdW)

409 >>real coke and Wild Turkey as an alternative?


That's a TON of sugar...

and what did that poor Turkey ever do to you?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (gh1GI)

410 400
Diet Dr Pepper > Diet Coke
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

Dr Pepper: 21 flavors- all of them ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

411 401 Diet Coke has been around a lot longer than Coke Zero. Some people claim to like it.


Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (O+iVW)

I like it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (1CjJc)

I employ the term people broadly.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (O+iVW)

412 What about Tab? That stuff is rough.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (PQRcz)

413 If only Sondland hadn't given that confusing, mess of a testimony yesterday, then I'd be convinced impeachment was dead. With censure a substitute. But Sondland gave them enough on suspicion of a quid pro quo to remain faithful and impeach.. but the moderate district dems are dreading that vote.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (Xqo6t)

414 The Young and the Restless is more interesting, and more factually true.
Posted by: rammajamma



Victor, dude, at 3,051 episodes, it's time to retire.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (kDUUX)

415 These polls were from before Sondland proved the quid pro quo. The next polls will be telling...

Posted by: No at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (3Cx/I)

416 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

--

Hardly anything more abysmal than being subjected to the dreaded waiting room TV in medical facilities. They all seem to have them now. Either it's some wretched made-for-doctors-offices "health" program, or it's network news.

Considering how completely and deeply divided America seems to be, it would behoove these places to leave the "news" channels OFF. You're going to just irritate people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)

417 I don't understand why the same company that makes Coke Zero, also makes Diet Coke.

The former tastes like Coke. The latter tastes like ass.

Same reason Hollowwood makes shitty remakes and the music industrial complex sells Just In Beever and Tail Her Swift records, I guess.

Cuz people are stoopid and buy the garbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++
I'm a Coke Zero guy. No enthusiasm for Diet Coke.

But Diet Coke has been around for a long time and it has its own flavor. There are people who genuinely like Diet Coke - I know some of them. They don't like Coke Zero as much *because* it tastes more like the real thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (I2dne)

418 Trolligarchy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (ycWCI)

419 BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO
*******
This is a threat to Dems to shove impeachment up their asses and make them eat it backwards.

Took awhile, but I finally have to agree with James Madison - this really doesn't appear to be making it to a formal vote - maybe a censor of Trump can get to a vote instead - maybe.

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (32YRo)

420 The Trollenberg Terror

Posted by: Crawling Eye at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (aKsyK)

421 -
--

If you kant get Hurd

you are a turd


Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM

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Try Viugru.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (pMGkg)

422 I find Diet Coke quite enticing when mixed half half with Canadian Club.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

shall I offer real coke and Wild Turkey as an alternative?
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM

If you are low carbing it, real Coke is out. I like Diet Coke with Splenda myself, and a good spiced rum.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (U7cQ/)

423 BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO
*******
Be careful of what you wish for, you just might get it
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 03:01 PM (BqBId)


Oops! Ok, now I get it. If the House impeaches, Mitch is gonna do the whole thing. With witnesses.

So yeah, no. That doesn't sound like something the Dems would want, and presumably didn't consider. They were expecting Mitch to just vote and be done.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (hku12)

424 Why are all y'all drinking coke in any form? All soda is bad for you! God gave us beer for a reason . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (14URa)

425 412 What about Tab? That stuff is rough.
Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (PQRcz)

Dude, Tab is THE ORIGINAL. I suppose you don't like Sanka either.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (qEujL)

426 >>real coke and Wild Turkey as an alternative?


That's a TON of sugar...

and what did that poor Turkey ever do to you?
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (gh1GI)

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I no longer drink.

But when I did..... I would NEVER dilute the wholesome goodness of Wild Turkey with anything.

Maybe ice.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

427 shall I offer real coke and Wild Turkey as an alternative?
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:09 PM (n13/j)
+++++++++++
Yes, please.

In addition, please add two ice cubes and hold the coke.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (I2dne)

428 The Troll Witch Project

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

429 A million years ago loved Canadian Club in Canada Dry, but the next morning it was like you ate the Sahara desert the night before.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ZCEU2)

430 Feed me. I'm the one near the door.

Posted by: Weinstein's Fiscus at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Y274z)

431 @NewsBreaking 1 minute ago

BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (cF8AT)


Isn't that sorta like saying "Judge agrees a trial should be held, if the prosecutor indicts?"
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:03 PM


Honest question...

Why would the Dems actually want to have a full blown Senate trial, with rules of procedure, real calling and questioning of witnesses, etc.?

How would all of the facts coming out in a trial that the whole country would be watching, hurt PDT more than it would hurt them?

Maybe I'm tired, but I'm not seeing how this works well for them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ejd/p)

432 Tab > 8 day old coffee with mold forming on the surface

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (94pMa)

433 Victor will go out in a box.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (PQRcz)

434 I don't understand why the same company that makes Coke Zero, also makes Diet Coke.

The former tastes like Coke. The latter tastes like ass.

Same reason Hollowwood makes shitty remakes and the music industrial complex sells Just In Beever and Tail Her Swift records, I guess.

Cuz people are stoopid and buy the garbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (hku12)

Diet Coke has been around a lot longer than Coke Zero. Some people claim to like it.
Posted by: Someguy

_____________

I agree, I actually love Coke Zero, Diet Coke is nasty. If that's the only option, I try to put like some lemonade in it at the soda fountain.

I just don't like drinking regular Coke, way too many carbs and calories, I lost like 15 pounds just switching in my 20s.

"Dr Pepper 10" is actually REALLY good if you can find it at the grocery store, it's not Diet Dr Pepper, it only has "10" calories but is almost a dead ringer for real Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (qqbvc)

435 Dude, Tab is THE ORIGINAL. I suppose you don't like Sanka either.
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (qEujL)

Get off my lawn, sonny.
-Postum

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (ycWCI)

436 >>In addition, please add two ice cubes and hold the coke.


And don't forget the Pink Umbrella this time!

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (gh1GI)

437 Took awhile, but I finally have to agree with James Madison - this really doesn't appear to be making it to a formal vote - maybe a censor of Trump can get to a vote instead - maybe.

--------------

Wait until you see the next witness.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (sX1BW)

438 Dude, Tab is THE ORIGINAL. I suppose you don't like Sanka either.
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (qEujL)
+++++++++++
Sanka is the kind of coffee they served on the Titanic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (I2dne)

439
351 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC


I double dog darer you to stand up and change the channel!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)

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Ooooh, you better do it! What... are you chicken?

Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. BAAAAWK!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)
*************
CNN is not good for your health.
Seriously, not counting airports, I never put up with CNN on the channel at any business I frequent. They either change the channel or lose my business.
And I'm not an ass about. They always comply.

JUST DO IT!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (wiXsO)

440 I don't understand why the same company that makes Coke Zero, also makes Diet Coke.

The former tastes like Coke. The latter tastes like ass.

Same reason Hollowwood makes shitty remakes and the music industrial complex sells Just In Beever and Tail Her Swift records, I guess.

Cuz people are stoopid and buy the garbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:06 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++
I'm a Coke Zero guy. No enthusiasm for Diet Coke.

But Diet Coke has been around for a long time and it has its own flavor. There are people who genuinely like Diet Coke - I know some of them. They don't like Coke Zero as much *because* it tastes more like the real thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (I2dne)


I think that's grounds for declaring someone legally insane.

Good lord, if there was only Diet Coke, I would drink water.

And what a world that would be.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (hku12)

441 Considering how completely and deeply divided America seems to be, it would behoove these places to leave the "news" channels OFF. You're going to just irritate people.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)


I never put up with it. I simply inform the receptionist that I find the television content offensive and that I will leave unless it's turned off. It works every time.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (TdMsT)

442 404 If typical polling is showing Trump with a lead, any lead at all, it's a big lead.
Posted by: Jay Wiz at November 21, 2019 03:10 PM (+0hoN)

Yup, because of the 'Fear of being outed as a Trump supporter' factor, Polls have CONSISTANTLY been about 6 points off on anything Trump.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (NgKpN)

443 Do you think Nanzi spends part of every afternoon in her office wailing and ripping things off the walls? This impeachment crap is just eating away at the Democrats election chances.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (NVYyb)

444 Maybe ice.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (8XRCm)
So, I moved to the heartland a couple years ago. Figured it was total beer country. Nope, lots of oenophiles here. Rose wine from the fridge with ice cubes seems to be the swanky way to go here. I'm just fuckin' gobsmacked. Not sure I've ever seen anyone drink "rose" wine, but the ice cubes, it's keeping me awake nights.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (14URa)

445 how 'bout a Fresca!

Posted by: Judge Smails at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (n13/j)

446 I'm at the doctors and stuck with CNN and the stupid impeachment hearing.

Posted by: IC at November 21, 2019 02:57 PM (I4LC2)
..........

If your blood pressure is up you'll know why.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

447 Sanka is the kind of coffee they served on the Titanic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (I2dne)

Well at least they all got a good night's sleep!

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (qEujL)

448 Cause you aren't seeing the ones who are no longer with us.
Posted by: JackStraw

Hey, you mind if I steal that from ya, buddy?

Posted by: Yogi Berra at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (z1DPh)

449 Hardly anything more abysmal than being subjected to the dreaded waiting room TV in medical facilities. They all seem to have them now. Either it's some wretched made-for-doctors-offices "health" program, or it's network news.

Considering how completely and deeply divided America seems to be, it would behoove these places to leave the "news" channels OFF. You're going to just irritate people.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)

The eye clinic where I had my cataract surgery done runs some sort of channel of wild animal videos. See the cuddly meerkats, etc. Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (/sgva)

450 Ask not for whom the cuck trolls, he trolls for thee.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (94pMa)

451 Mehmed Kropulu once had 60,000 high-ranking officials strangled to death in an effort to curb corruption. Trump could use a man like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

452 So, I moved to the heartland a couple years ago. Figured it was total beer country. Nope, lots of oenophiles here. Rose wine from the fridge with ice cubes seems to be the swanky way to go here. I'm just fuckin' gobsmacked. Not sure I've ever seen anyone drink "rose" wine, but the ice cubes, it's keeping me awake nights.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (14URa)
++++++++++++
I have never met a rose I liked. Rose is white wine that failed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (I2dne)

453 ok, that is the second time i have socked Judge Smails in this session. i think it is time for a break.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (n13/j)

454 -
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Cause you aren't seeing the ones who are no longer with us.

Posted by: JackStraw



Hey, you mind if I steal that from ya, buddy?


Posted by: Yogi Berra at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM

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Pretty sure that's mine.

Posted by: Stalin at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (pMGkg)

455 I used to have to put Diet Coke in the Cooler for clients.

Then, they wouldn't drink it.

If I just put Cokes in there, which I had always preferred to any beverage, they'd ask 'No Diet?'.

So. Diet went in. And I'd end up drinking it because it was all there was at the end of the day.

Now I can't tolerate a regular Coke. Sad.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (gh1GI)

456 I think that's grounds for declaring someone legally insane.

Good lord, if there was only Diet Coke, I would drink water.

And what a world that would be.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (hku12)

I drink water, and no alcohol. It's not so bad.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (O+iVW)

457 It's weird, once I got used to diet coke etc. regular soda is too sweet for me. (I only have one a day with lunch) I do like DC Splenda and the diet Pepsi version. But once and a while in the summer on a hot day, an ice cold grape or orange crush! out of a bottle MMMMM

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (U7cQ/)

458 456 I think that's grounds for declaring someone legally insane.

No, that would be Starbucks.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (qEujL)

459 I just love that it's snowing moderately - just enough to build up - leading up to my major road trip.

Not happy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

460 Honest question...

Why would the Dems actually want to have a full blown Senate trial, with rules of procedure, real calling and questioning of witnesses, etc.?

How would all of the facts coming out in a trial that the whole country would be watching, hurt PDT more than it would hurt them?

Maybe I'm tired, but I'm not seeing how this works well for them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



It doesn't. They never thought it would get this far. Nancy has lost control of the Dems.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (kDUUX)

461 New poll says 67% of CNN viewers thinks Ukraine is the center of the universe.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

462 Trollenberg and Rosencrantz are dead.

And Epstein.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (M0u+N)

463 459
I just love that it's snowing moderately - just enough to build up - leading up to my major road trip.



Not happy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)
Well, fuck.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (14URa)

464 457 It's weird, once I got used to diet coke etc. regular soda is too sweet for me. (I only have one a day with lunch) I do like DC Splenda and the diet Pepsi version. But once and a while in the summer on a hot day, an ice cold grape or orange crush! out of a bottle MMMMM
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (U7cQ/)

Regular soda is insanely sweet, we just get used to it. They are essentially liquefied candy bars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

465 nood

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (M0u+N)

466 Not sure I've ever seen anyone drink "rose" wine, but the ice cubes, it's keeping me awake nights.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (14URa)
++++++++++++
I have never met a rose I liked. Rose is white wine that failed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (I2dne)

for YEARS my Father drank a couple of glasses of wine with dinner, every night.

Came in a big Jug, called Vino Primo.

cracks me up to this day.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (NgKpN)

467 Really the hearing are just a political fart. If you want the farting to stop then vote him out.

They do not fear losing the house.

And look out below if they get the Senate.

Posted by: Weinstein's Fiscus at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (Y274z)

468 130 I would totally do Scarlett Johansen without make-up.
Posted by: eleven

I hear ya. My wife told me it gives her the creeps when I wear make-up to bed.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (kfcYC)

469 >>Well, fuck.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (14URa)

Creative solution!

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (qEujL)

470 Mehmed Kropulu once had 60,000 high-ranking officials strangled to death in an effort to curb corruption. Trump could use a man like that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)
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Bowstring stocks would go up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

471 Reminds me of mu safari in Africa. Someone forgot the corkscrew. We had to survive for days on only food and water - W.C. Fields.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (n13/j)

472 Came in a big Jug, called Vino Primo.



cracks me up to this day.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (NgKpN)
I meant no disrespect to any Italian person, living or dead, with my comment.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (14URa)

473 I agree, I actually love Coke Zero, Diet Coke is nasty. If that's the only option, I try to put like some lemonade in it at the soda fountain.

I just don't like drinking regular Coke, way too many carbs and calories, I lost like 15 pounds just switching in my 20s.

"Dr Pepper 10" is actually REALLY good if you can find it at the grocery store, it's not Diet Dr Pepper, it only has "10" calories but is almost a dead ringer for real Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (qqbvc)


Yup, Doc 10 (as I like to call it) is the real deal.

Since moving to this here town, I kinda forgot it existed.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (hku12)

474 Regular soda is insanely sweet, we just get used to it. They are essentially liquefied candy bars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM

I used to get mad at the drive thru if they gave me diet, now it's the other way around. I will splurge once and a while. Oh I forgot. Vernors ginger ale in a bottle, ice cold. Yes!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (U7cQ/)

475 I like my coffee like my women.

Ground up and stored in my freezer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (94pMa)

476 I never put up with it. I simply inform the receptionist that I find the television content offensive and that I will leave unless it's turned off. It works every time.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (TdMsT)

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WTG, Ladyl! I'm too introverted by nature to do that. I need to get more assertive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (JoUsr)

477 "Poll Finds Impeachment Backfiring" is all you need to know.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT TRUTH-SEEKING.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT UPHOLDING THE RULE OF LAW.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT TRUMP'S WRONGDOING.

IT IS -- AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN -- POLITICAL THEATER MEANT TO DAMAGE TRUMP.

Posted by: red speck at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (nrC0n)

478 I love the full bodied earthiness of hot diet-jizz shooting down my throat

Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (CLteG)

479
but the ice cubes, it's keeping me awake nights.
Posted by: Peaches


Get an electric blanket.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

480 Troll lives matter

Posted by: Shep Smiths Straight Cousin at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oo2tY)

481 It doesn't. They never thought it would get this far. Nancy has lost control of the Dems.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (kDUUX)

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The only way it makes sense is if Mitch has already assured Pelosi that he has the votes to remove Trump. But he doesn't, and I don't believe he's willing to spend a tremendous amount of political and actual capital to get them, and sacrifice his majority for them.

And to give Mitch the cover he'd need to bring those votes in without spending so much to get them, this would have had to have done way more damage in the House. No matter how long he drags it out in the Senate, and he will, his popularity won't go low enough for him to pull the trigger.

So I'm going with yours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (AzW6q)

482 >>Honest question...

>>Why would the Dems actually want to have a full blown Senate trial, with rules of procedure, real calling and questioning of witnesses, etc.?

>>How would all of the facts coming out in a trial that the whole country would be watching, hurt PDT more than it would hurt them?

>>Maybe I'm tired, but I'm not seeing how this works well for them.

The ones who are smart enough don't want a Senate trial. Let's see if Nancy can control her crazies.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

483 407, That is the problem with becoming an Empire. Only problem is that we are an incompetent empire because the core values of America are anti-imperialism.

Posted by: whig at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (MItID)

484 The House passed the Senate version of the Hong Kong bill, which has now gone to President Trump for signing (there's no indication that he intends to veto it at this time). While the House version of the bill was unopposed during its vote, the Senate version had one vote against it in the House - Congressman Massie (KY-R). I haven't seen any information about why he voted against it. Does anyone know why Massie opposed the bill?
Posted by: junior at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (sPbXm)

I remember a procedure rule that a bill can only be reproposed by someone who voted against it. So at times R bills that were failing had someone big vote no for that. Doesn't seem to apply here, and Nancy rules the house so ...

Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (FTPn0)

485 Just like with Mirror Universe Mitt Romney, I love it when Ace and Pixy substitute clever posts for the trolls (at least I think they're more clever).

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (ZD+J8)

486 Why would the Dems actually want to have a full blown Senate trial, with rules of procedure, real calling and questioning of witnesses, etc.?

How would all of the facts coming out in a trial that the whole country would be watching, hurt PDT more than it would hurt them?

Maybe I'm tired, but I'm not seeing how this works well for them.
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it does not. Especially when they have a senator or two trying to campaign for president at the same time.

this as a giant F' U to the demos that doubles as a real way to compel evidence into the public record AND potentially entrap deep staters into additional perjury traps.

Be careful what you wish for . . . you just might get it.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (d5Wlj)

487 356 @NewsBreaking 1 minute ago

BREAKING: Top White House officials and Senate Republicans have reportedly agreed that a full Senate trial should be conducted if the House impeaches President Trump - POLITICO
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 02:59 PM (cF8AT)


Isn't that sorta like saying "Judge agrees a trial should be held, if the prosecutor indicts?"
Posted by: BurtTC

Burt, your reaction to this was a rational suggestion that it's meaningless, but I guarantee you that Hunter, Archer, Kerry, Chalupa, Hillary, Vindman, Schiff, and Pelosi's reaction was a sudden clenching of the sphincter muscles, and Swalwell-worthy rectal watery gasp. However, when Joe Biden was asked for comment he simply quipped, "I like pie."

No impeachment.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (kfcYC)

Epstein Guard Willing to Cooperate With Invesgitators

I don't expect this means a lot, but you know, Epstein did not kill himself.*

A Manhattan prison guard is willing to cooperate with a federal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein's death -- even though she's been accused of goofing off while he hanged himself, her lawyer said Wednesday.

Tova Noel "did not make any efforts to frustrate the Government's investigation" following Epstein’s jailhouse suicide, defense lawyer Jason Foy said in a statement.

"In fact, Ms. Noel remains available to fully and truthfully cooperate with the Inspector General’s investigation, which is also geared toward uncovering the many problems that existed from the commencement of her employment [and] which continue to plague the Metropolitan Correctional Center."

Foy didn't respond to a message asking what sort of info Noel could provide.

* As I've said, I actually think Epstein did kill himself. The idea of corrupt cops working for Hillary Clinton or the Royal Family bumping him off is just too big a thing for me to accept, on an intuitive, gut-guess level.

But I think it's generally salutary to distrust the government to the very maximum.

I also think it's funny to upset the Hall Monitors in our media and government who freak out if you mention a non-liberal-approved Conspiracy Theory.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:08 PM




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1 Hey!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (Y4EXg)

2 linn ridge!

Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (khjar)

3 No suicide here, nope.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (fK2gX)

4 Or Sponge!

Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (khjar)

5 Heh. Off "Joe Biden" sock.

Would have been funny if Joe Biden got a First.

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (fK2gX)

6 damn you guys are fast.

probably as fast as the guards impending suicide that has Hillary so distraught...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (8D42x)

7 We did NOT see the lady in a bad pantsuit kill Epstein!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (JFO2v)

8

Where's the outrage?
They're pinning this whole thing on two black people.

Posted by: Soothie at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (93/8p)

9 Anyone know where to send the condolences gift basket for this guard's suicide?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

10 If this guy dies, it's probably just the Werther Effect.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

11 What's an "invesgitator"?

Is that laome kind of tater?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (H8fSa)

12 I'll be the sacrifice...for a price.

Posted by: Prison Guard at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (CLteG)

13 Amongst the set of "People who did not kill themselves," Jeffrey Epstein is a member.

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (fK2gX)

14 Castor continues to underwhelm.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (T6t7i)

15 Federal indictments have a way of focusing the mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

16 Tova Noel? Sounds fierce.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

17 I would like to extend my heartfelt condolences to Ms. Noel's family for her impending suicide.

Posted by: Steve at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (8UCMB)

18 Gonna take a whole lot of murder to end this killing! Slo Joe

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (U7cQ/)

19 My condolences in advance to Noel's family.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (2PXwn)

20 No truth to the rumor that Hillary Clinton has already sent a condolence card to the Noel family on Ms. Noel's sudden heartattack next week.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (3gUPN)

21 In fact, Ms. Noel remains available to fully and truthfully cooperate with the Inspector Generals investigation, which is also geared toward uncovering the many problems that existed from the commencement of her employment [and] which continue to plague the Metropolitan Correctional Center.

I read that more as a threat than promise to cooperate.

Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (khjar)

22 This is almost insulting. The idea that this will be legitimately investigated is a joke.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (q177U)

23 Did they interview her in Epstein's cell? Because that would be a great motivator for telling the truth.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (i0g9J)

24 Tova Noel? Sounds fierce.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM

Isn't that like the third day before Advent?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (U7cQ/)

25 I thought that read 'Epstein willing to cooperate' and thought that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (Y274z)

26 Normally, in a situation like this, the best defense is to say you think Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (YslsA)

27 the guard is female? huh

Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (G546f)

28 Women have no place as prison guards.

You hear all kinds of crazy stories where these inmates manipulate them and suck then into their world.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (sjTfF)

29 I got nothing on this one.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

30 Tova Noel is a woman. The other guard who is also black is a man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (WI7YS)

31 Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell (one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his cell that night, which seems to rule out a murder. But what if it was a compelled suicide? Someone outside got him a message, "Kill yourself or this person you dearly love (a sister? a child?) will suffer an agonizing death."

Posted by: vrf at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (L8qt4)

32 Velly interesting!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 01:12 PM (so+oy)

33 If I uunderstand this right, the government's defense is we're a bunch of buffoons who didn't even try to do our jobs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 01:12 PM (5xHY0)

34 Classic Prisoner's Dilemma.

Only, the Poor Prisoner was killed.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:12 PM (gh1GI)

35 The appearance of impropriety.

Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (NiXyF)

36 Tova Noel Did Not Kill Herself

Posted by: J. Epstein at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (khjar)

37 Odds that Noel dies before Christmas?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (yRAFu)

38 Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell (one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his cell that night, which seems to rule out a murder. But what if it was a compelled suicide? Someone outside got him a message, "Kill yourself or this person you dearly love (a sister? a child?) will suffer an agonizing death."
Posted by: vrf

_________

I heard the cameras were turned off? Is that not correct?

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (sjTfF)

39 Subway sandwiches, a MAGA hat and a noose were found in Epstiens cell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (U7cQ/)

40 Do we have any natural born Americans that can do these jobs?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (vGJY7)

41 Investigators: Cooperate with us or you'll be on the other side of the bars.
Guard (inner monologue): That's really bad for people like me. But then again, look what they did to Epstein. No place is safe.
Guard (verbally): Sure thing boss, I'm an open book.
Guard (inner monologue): I sure hope my Lawyer can ensure that I get a single-occupancy cell in a high-security block if this thing goes sideways on me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

42
This is almost insulting. The idea that this will be legitimately investigated is a joke.


If by "legitimately investigated" you mean a bunch of BJ Cliton's paid operatives getting drunk and laughing their asses off at the rest of us for thinking that what they're doing is a legitimate investigation.
And saying "You know, Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (HaL55)

43 20 No truth to the rumor that Hillary Clinton has already sent a condolence card to the Noel family on Ms. Noel's sudden heartattack next week.

The rumor that a script was delivered to Ms Noel for her to study for a week while in custody is also baseless.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 01:14 PM (8erNz)

44 Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell
(one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his
cell that night,

What if the video was manipulated?*

* we can't have facts messing with our memes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

45 This is almost insulting. The idea that this will be legitimately investigated is a joke.
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (q177U)
+++++++++++
It will be legitimately investigated. Uniforms, questioning, various folderol, reports, the whole magilla.

Unless by "legitimate" you mean "the outcome is not known in advance and ensured by bad actors."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (I2dne)

46 I'll take "Things You Shouldn't Say if You Value Your and Your Family's Life" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Lurker Extraordinaire at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (hkgcg)

47 Off dead sock.

Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (khjar)

48 Ah, Fiona Hill is mad at Trump because he spoke badly about a fellow female diplomat, and Trump had the gall to go outside their channel.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (T6t7i)

49 Oddly I channel surfed into The Green Mile last night. Seems state prison guards are a whole lot better at prisoning than Fed prison guards and any black man in a state prison is an angel of God that can save mice. If the movie has Tom Hanks in it it is the gospel truth.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (yRAFu)

50 The last Noel. The Clintons did say...

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (U7cQ/)

51 But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out sight
"Happy Christmas to all, and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!"

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (prSvo)

52 Do we have any natural born Americans that can do these jobs?Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (vGJY7)

Does the article comment on their background? They may very well both have been born in the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (WI7YS)

53 Some...times in our lives

We all have pain, we all have sorrow.

But...if we are wise, we know that

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 21, 2019 01:16 PM (Hi8cV)

54 Courtroom drawing of Tova Noel, 31.

The NY Post claims she "snoozed and shopped for furniture online" while Jeffrey Epstein wasn't killing himself.

https://tinyurl.com/tgnuoee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

55 The response to Julian Castro's Tweet in the sidebar are precious and boil down to "you rubes are too stupid to understand why the president should be impeached, evidence be damned. He's guilty because your betters say he is. Now on with the Kangaroo Trial, peasants!"

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:16 PM (H8fSa)

56 This guards name wouldn't be Patsy would it?

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 01:16 PM (prSvo)

57 Women have no place as prison guards.
..........

We need to keep punching at this problem, keep punching and punching.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

58 Epstein's death...the story that just won't die.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (JoUsr)

59 So just to recap:

Epstein was arrested for running a pedophile ring involving many powerful and influential people in the world.
Epstein manages to "commit suicide" despite being on suicide watch involving an absurd series of coincidences.
Everybody saw this coming.


Better investigate those guards! Wouldn't want justice to fail here!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

60 Tova Noel 'did not make any efforts to frustrate the Government's investigation'

--

That strikes me as odd. How is not making efforts to frustrate the investigation now cooperation? And, who IS making efforts to frustrate the investigation?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (YslsA)

61 Ms. Noel should put off buying in bulk at Costco for a while because she, too, will not be the person who killed herself.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (iw59Q)

62

Breaking News: Tova Noel found dead of apparent suicide. She emptied a gun into the back of her head and then strangled herself just to make sure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (mpeBU)

63 I'm beginning to wonder if this is like the plot of a famous G.K. Chesterton "Father Brown" short story.

In the story, just as in Epstein's case, a man is locked in a cell with absolutely no way in or out -- no windows, no vents, nothing, except for a single solid door. Several people are standing outside the door, and they hear the guy inside yelling, "Oh dear! Help! Hellpppp!" Everyone is alarmed and think he is being killed. One guy says "I'll rush inside to see what happened to him!" He opens the door, rushes inside and immediately yells, "The man in the cell has been murdered!" Lo and behold, everyone else rushes in to see that he has indeed been murdered.

But how could that have happened? There was no one in the cell with him at the time.

Father Brown eventually deduces that the man in the cell had, at first, NOT been murdered. And that the killer was in fact the first guy who rushed in, who very quickly killed the victim and only THEN announced he had been murdered.

(And yes, this plot device was later re-used in the first episode of the "Death in Paradise" British comedy-mystery TV series, in case it seems familiar.)

So I'm wondering: Who exactly was it that "discovered" Epstein's "body." Was the discoverer alone? How many seconds/minutes went by before the initial discoverer informed anyone else?

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)

64 On Homicide Hunter last night, a black Male cokehead armed robber murderer was named Precious. Maybe that's what made him so mean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (5xHY0)

65 We need to keep punching at this problem, keep punching and punching.
Posted by: wth

==================

Damn straight!

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (prSvo)

66 "In fact, Ms. Noel remains available to fully and truthfully cooperate with the Inspector General's investigation,




"Oh. Oh damn. Who was supposed to be watching her? Oh well, never mind."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (wHJ0y)

67 Off punchy sock.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (prSvo)

68 52 Do we have any natural born Americans that can do these jobs?Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (vGJY7)
---------------
You are confusing SoDiNY as being in America. It is in the Southern District of NY. A Prisoner of SoDiNY is a hopeless man. Ask Roger Stone how this goes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (yRAFu)

69 So those are the guards whom the criminal justice system looked at and said "yeah, we're gonna go with these two to watch over the Most Valuable Prisoner In The World.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (HcHqw)

70 >>That strikes me as odd. How is not making efforts to frustrate the investigation now cooperation? And, who IS making efforts to frustrate the investigation?

Supposedly she was offered a plea deal which she turned down. If she was offered a plea presumably it was to cooperate with the investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)

71 -
--
But what if it was a compelled suicide? Someone
outside got him a message, "Kill yourself or this person you dearly love
(a sister? a child?) will suffer an agonizing death."


Posted by: vrf at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM

-------------------------------------

I'll do it!! I'll do it. Just don't harm my anatomically correct Greta Thunberg doll!!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (aSKRB)

72 The last Noel. The Clintons did say...
Posted by: Minnfidel



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (wHJ0y)

73 Wrong thread!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (vGJY7)

74 Fiona Hill is mad at Trump because he spoke badly about a fellow female diplomat, and Trump had the gall to go outside their channel.


Maybe Elizabeth Bank can make a movie about empowered women diplomats that no one will see.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (3gUPN)

75 We must be willing to put a noose around the neck of prison suicide.

Posted by: Jo Biding at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (hku12)

76 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (9gDA7)

77 Why didn't they take the plea bargain then if they're going to cooperate?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (SjIcT)

78 So apparently we will be killed by Esptsein killers or become a minuteman.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (pB6Gt)

79 "Tova Noel" sounds like a Jewish Christmas greeting.

And probably makes as much sense.

Posted by: mikeski at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (P1f+c)

80 My theory is the supervisor was persuaded to put the two most incompetent staff on the night Epstein was murdered. The supervisor won't be paid until the heat dies down. Even then, I would be the compensation is not necessarily cash.

Posted by: WOPR at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (J70i0)

81 You know she's going to claim Giuliani paid her 100K on Trumps behalf. Bribery isn't working so it's the next move.

Posted by: scottye_fl at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (mvfG6)

82 74 Fiona Hill is mad at Trump because he spoke badly about a fellow female diplomat, and Trump had the gall to go outside their channel.


Maybe Elizabeth Bank can make a movie about empowered women diplomats that no one will see.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (3gUPN)

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They'll kick the thinly veiled Trump character in the face and make comments about the glass ceiling while doing it, and handing tampons to each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)

83

Just as a hunch, she'll offer nothing that will move the "investigation" forward.
MAYBE an admission of dereliction of duty (to a certain extent) but she'll have nada to reveal about any outside presence.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (KATBx)

84 Willowed. Nunes. My time is almost up so ladies and gentleman, turn down the TV, get the kids out of the room because it's now story hour with Adam Schiff. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (U7cQ/)

85 She tried to give him a beej, but Epstein said she was too old.

In a huff, she ran off pissed that she'd been rejected as too old as the next wave of killers came in and killed him, making it look like a hanging.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (9gDA7)

86 Boy these Ukraine experts sure don't seem to know much about Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

87 Was Hunter Biden on the prison board?

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (yhf6w)

88 Tova Noel did not kill herself this coming weekend

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (qAR6u)

89 OT: Apparently some people think Mark Dice is River Phoenix like some people think Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. Very interesting!

Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (BDZWU)

90 A blank hallway with no motion would be the easiest thing to loop and fake.

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (brwtQ)

91 62

Breaking News: Tova Noel found dead of apparent suicide. She emptied a gun into the back of her head and then strangled herself just to make sure
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Like that old making-fun-of-racists joke (NOT a racist joke, despite what most people would assume), when the racist southern sheriff, being shown the body of a black man found at the bottom of a lake wrapped in chains, says "Just like a [n-word] to steal more chains than he can swim with."

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (fK2gX)

92 Why didn't they take the plea bargain then if they're going to cooperate?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (SjIcT)

Maybe cooperate to get a better deal? I figure these two know nothing. They were screwups placed there to allow the murder and to provide some cover to the people involved.

Posted by: WOPR at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (J70i0)

93 Sounds like she's just going to say the jail is poorly run, nobody does their job, and nothing is her fault.

IOW, the standard government employees' defense for sitting on their ass playing games or shopping on the computer, instead of doing the jobs they're paid to do.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (k4dH2)

94 While the "investigation" is going after the guards, is anyone looking at the IT fella whose initials are on the sticker on the back of the cameras, from the last time they were inspected?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (hku12)

95 Boy these Ukraine experts sure don't seem to know much about Ukraine.

All they know is they hate Trump... I think I've found the "insurance policies" that were spoken of.. It's this whole group of underling "experts."

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (6XlcD)

96 86 Boy these Ukraine experts sure don't seem to know much about Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

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Beyond who signs their checks, what else do they need?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (q80AH)

97 It was Col. Mustard in the Prison Cell with a garotte!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 21, 2019 01:23 PM (wtvvX)

98 That strikes me as odd. How is not making efforts to frustrate the investigation now cooperation? And, who IS making efforts to frustrate the investigation?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (YslsA)

Maybe you might want to stop asking so many questions. Things could get...frustrating for you.

Posted by: FBI "Cleaning" Crew at November 21, 2019 01:23 PM (BvNzB)

99 I read that more as a threat than promise to cooperate.

Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM


Same here. Sort of, "You better go light on me, or a lot of people are getting thrown under the bus."

A quid pro quo, if you will.

Posted by: Bert G at November 21, 2019 01:23 PM (Y+/QX)

100 I expect this investigation to end as conclusively as the Las Vegas shooter investigation.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

101 So those are the guards whom the criminal justice system looked at and said "yeah, we're gonna go with these two to watch over the Most Valuable Prisoner In The World.
Posted by: Anonymous

And El Chapo

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 01:23 PM (brwtQ)

102 If she knows anything she might unexpectedly reach room temperature.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (KNsKs)

103 82
They'll kick the thinly veiled Trump character in the face and make comments about the glass ceiling while doing it, and handing tampons to each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)

And even though they'll paint him orange to make it clear that it's supposed to be PDT, instead he'll act exactly like BillyJeff, because he's the sex pest that ACTUALLY creeped on them.

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

104 Boy these Ukraine experts sure don't seem to know much about Ukraine.
I've been noticing that too. Vindman and the ambassador also didn't know nuttin about nuttin about Hunter Biden and Burisma.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (r+sAi)

105 Rush just played audio of Fiona Hill today saying that the Russians planned to destabilize the country no matter who won, and in fact they had been geared up for delegitimizing Hillary.

You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (ZGrMX)

106 Is it too late to take out a life policy on this person?

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (UCiEJ)

107 OT: Trump leading Democrat Challengers in Wisconsin

https://tinyurl.com/tc4kklc

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

108
Women have no place as prison guards.

You hear all kinds of crazy stories where these inmates manipulate them and suck then into their world.
Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM

--------

Several Female Guards at the Baltimore City Jail were pregnant with the children of the gang boss of Baltimore's biggest drug gang a few years ago. The gang effectively ran the jail, and the gang leader was able to lead the gang while inside the jail. The jail was so corrupt the feds were threatening to take it over. After that, I didn't hear anything more.

Posted by: rd at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (+0uDE)

109
While the "investigation" is going after the guards, is anyone looking
at the IT fella whose initials are on the sticker on the back of the
cameras, from the last time they were inspected?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (hku12)

Probably some Indian H1B firm or Pakistani.

Posted by: WOPR at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (J70i0)

110 107 OT: Trump leading Democrat Challengers in Wisconsin

https://tinyurl.com/tc4kklc

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

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http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384404

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (q80AH)

111 You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (UCiEJ)

112 Is it too late to take out a life policy on this person?
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (UCiEJ)
++++++++++++
Yes. If you can make yourself interesting to investigators, however, you can join their tontine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (I2dne)

113 54 Courtroom drawing of Tova Noel, 31.
The NY Post claims she "snoozed and shopped for furniture online" while Jeffrey Epstein wasn't killing himself.
https://tinyurl.com/tgnuoee
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my god, just look at the picture and think: we put the security of one of the most high-risk prisoners in the entire country in her hands.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (Kpl3J)

114 You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.

Posted by: Ian S.

--

As long as Tiger Beat magazine is in existence, that should not be a problem.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (YslsA)

115 Who's protecting Epstein's charming/sarc girlfriend and pimp Ghislaine Maxwell?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (WI7YS)

116 "Tunk, tunk".

The sound of boiler plate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (/sgva)

117 >>Several Female Guards at the Baltimore City Jail were pregnant with the children of the gang boss of Baltimore's biggest drug gang a few years ago. The gang effectively ran the jail, and the gang leader was able to lead the gang while inside the jail. The jail was so corrupt the feds were threatening to take it over. After that, I didn't hear anything more.



You saying Male Guards can't get preganat, too?

Fucking Bigot.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (gh1GI)

118 Fiona Hill is mad at Trump because he spoke badly about a fellow female diplomat, and Trump had the gall to go outside their channel.


Maybe Elizabeth Bank can make a movie about empowered women diplomats that no one will see.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 01:19 PM (3gUPN)


Bureaucratic butt-hurt is really not the way to sway independents to the idea that a president should be impeached.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

119 What about the cellmate who was super jacked and had already killed four people?

Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

120 Poroshinko, Pinchuk and Obama. Umm, Umm, Good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (yRAFu)

121 Nothing hinky about a very high profile prisoner, who has the goods on countless very high powered people worldwide, and is on suicide watch, to have the cameras directed on him be turned off (if that's really true). Nothing hinky about that, at all. It's a colossal "you had one job."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (JoUsr)

122 105 You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (ZGrMX)

Assumes Schiff-Head was ever capable of it to begin with.

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

123 Just as an aside I am pretty sure David Holmes Likes dick

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (BqBId)

124 Emerson Poll: "Support for impeachment collapses. Flips from 48% Support October to 43% (45% Oppose). Trump Approval jumps 5 points from 43% to 48%"

Posted by: Ha at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (Q5eBq)

125 I'll dare to ask the question:

Why is a female prison guard working in the men's prison?

That is known to be a recipe for disaster. Either due to rape attempts by the prisoners, or due to the female guard consensually dallying with a prisoner who convinces her to help him escape.

Wherever they have had female guards in male prisons, one or both of these things generally happen. I thought the criminal justice system wised up and stopped being stupidly PC and removed all female guards from male prisons.

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (fK2gX)

126
Who's protecting Epstein's charming/sarc girlfriend and pimp Ghislaine Maxwell?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (WI7YS)







Last I heard, Maxwell was missing. Whereabouts unknown.

Of course, that was a few weeks ago, so things might have changed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (kw0bd)

127 Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell (one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his cell that night, which seems to rule out a murder. But what if it was a compelled suicide? Someone outside got him a message, "Kill yourself or this person you dearly love (a sister? a child?) will suffer an agonizing death."
Posted by: vrf at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (L8qt4)


I think that's the most likely scenario.

Epstein was given word, somewhere, somehow, that made him decide that living was worse than dying.

I mean, that's what suicide is, in a nutshell.

The person decides this is the easier way out. So unless one can show that Epstein believed, in and of himself, that his life wasn't worth living, then someone else showed him so.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (hku12)

128 115 Who's protecting Epstein's charming/sarc girlfriend and pimp Ghislaine Maxwell?
----------------
First guess is British Intel and Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

129 The Federal Government: A jobs program for people named Tova Noel.

Coupled with the Epstein didn't kill himself in jail stuff is the absolutely astonishing and almost unbelievable news that the federal prison system is falling apart and basically sucks.

Would anyone be surprised if the government (meaning you and me) are paying for Noel's lawyer? Either it's a freely provided defense lawyer or she got a good one who will bill the government for services rendered because she's a federal employee.

Just wait until they run your healthcare! And protect you after you've turned in your guns!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (j3npP)

130 You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.

==

Two words here should never, ever be in the same sentence. For humanity's sake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (JoUsr)

131 Who's protecting Epstein's charming/sarc girlfriend and pimp Ghislaine Maxwell?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (WI7YS)

Mossad

Posted by: WOPR at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (J70i0)

132 I can't wait for them to give Tova immunity in return for her saying "sorry I just didn't feel like doing a good job that day. OPPSIE! BAD ON ME! Oh, can I fly off to my new French Chalet now?"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (WdocV)

133 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:25 PM (q80AH)

Well bless my buttons.
Ignore that one then.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

134
Epstein Guard Willing to Cooperate With Investigators


That's noose to him / her / them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

135 How long until the Guard gets suicided?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (htJYU)

136 Do we have any natural born Americans that can do
these jobs?Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at
November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (vGJY7)



Does the article comment on their background? They may very well both have been born in the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (WI7YS)

yeah I am not getting the point here. And who cares what race they are really? Some people just need a job. i am not going to criticize them. I read G. Gordon Liddy's book "Will" many moons ago. He was no fan of prison guards as he called them. But some people need jobs. It is likely not glamorous work.

I doubt some guard hatched a plot though they might link someone to something.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (n13/j)

137 You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.
******
He gets a chubby when little boys are around

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (BqBId)

138 How soon before Epstein's coroner takes a dirt nap?

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (wo3c/)

139 Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell
(one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his
cell that night,
What if the video was manipulated?*

* we can't have facts messing with our memes.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)
Heh, Ocean's 11 shows exactly how this can be done.

Its like a how-to.

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

140 The only thing I've taken away from the hearings is at the beginning of a term, the president should fire every diplomat and DoS employee, strip them of their clearances and make them reapply. These people are a bunch of self-absorbed, self-righteous, subversive, leaking, political operatives who need a lesson on the Constitution and a swift kick in the pants.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (H8fSa)

141 Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM

Except the wounds were not consistent with hanging himself. There was just too many "concidences" with his death. Glad he's gone but would have loved to heard him spill the beans before he checked out. He just knew too much.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (U7cQ/)

142 "Epstein didn't intend to kill himself." -- St. James Comey

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (kAPL2)

143 Here is more about the latast corruption charges against the Maryland State Prisons. The story I remember was from 2013. This is a whole new one in 2018.

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-prison-corruption-20161005-story.html

I guess it is still a corrupt hell hole?

Posted by: rd at November 21, 2019 01:30 PM (+0uDE)

144 Trump won with 46% in 2016.



2020 National GE:

Sanders 51% (+1)

Trump 50% .

Trump 50% Warren 50% .

Trump 51% (+2) Biden 49% .

Trump 52% (+4) Buttigieg 48%

@EmersonPolling

11/17-20

Posted by: Ha at November 21, 2019 01:30 PM (Q5eBq)

145 54 Courtroom drawing of Tova Noel, 31.

The NY Post claims she "snoozed and shopped for furniture online" while Jeffrey Epstein wasn't killing himself.

https://tinyurl.com/tgnuoee
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Holy cow, are you serious? THAT was one of the guards?

She looks about as competent as a mall security guard.

Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:30 PM (fK2gX)

146 Who's protecting Epstein's charming/sarc girlfriend and pimp Ghislaine Maxwell?

***

She's a pretty tough cookie. She probably offed her own father for playing Mr Epstein with her...

If Barr actually arrests her though? I bet her cell will have issues with its cameras right before her suicide too!

On a more serious note, I wonder if they are leaving her alone because they know if they bring her in to custody that she will get Clinton'd.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:30 PM (WdocV)

147 That's noose to him / her / them!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:28

Cell is closed, noose out front shoulda' told ya'.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:31 PM (U7cQ/)

148 I'll dare to ask the question:

Why is a female prison guard working in the men's prison?

That is known to be a recipe for disaster. Either due to rape attempts by the prisoners, or due to the female guard consensually dallying with a prisoner who convinces her to help him escape.

Wherever they have had female guards in male prisons, one or both of these things generally happen. I thought the criminal justice system wised up and stopped being stupidly PC and removed all female guards from male prisons.
Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (fK2gX)


Ummm, no. There are quite a few female staff, not just guards, roaming around in this country's prisons.

So much of this stuff is extraordinarily routine. Most prisoners aren't violent, most prisons aren't hellholes of chaos. Most of the time, it's people (prisoners and staff alike) going about their day to day existence, as if it's normal. Because to them, it is.

So yeah, there are women staff who get abused and/or used by prisoners to smuggle in shit, but really, male staff are just as susceptible to being corrupted as women staff.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:31 PM (hku12)

149 The NY Post claims she "snoozed and shopped for furniture online" while Jeffrey Epstein wasn't killing himself.

https://tinyurl.com/tgnuoee
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

"Shopping for furniture"? She expected to be coming into money soon?

Incidentally, the drawing makes her look like a demented monster. But in a photo I saw last evening, Daily Mail I think, she looks fairly cute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:31 PM (/sgva)

150 Except the wounds were not consistent with hanging himself.

_______


Dr. Michael Baden disagrees.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 01:31 PM (kAPL2)

151 FBI: To the best of your knowledge, Epstein hanged himself, RIGHT?
Noel: Uh, right?
FBI: Excellent! thanks for your cooperation.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 21, 2019 01:31 PM (uGHnY)

152 Hope the dude has solid death benefits for his family all lined up.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (zkFz1)

153 Wherever they have had female guards in male prisons, one or both of these things generally happen. I thought the criminal justice system wised up and stopped being stupidly PC and removed all female guards from male prisons.
Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (fK2gX)
-----------------

Actually, it wouldn't really be a problem if there were consequences for consorting with inmates.

You know, like loss of pension, maybe some jail time, etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (qC1Sy)

154 Epstein Guard Willing to Cooperate With Investigators

___

We in the Clinton family send our regards to Ms Noel's family. It will be a shock to all of us when she tragically commits suicide tomorrow.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (WdocV)

155 The courtroom sketch for Tova and her lawyer has a Georg Gross feel to it.

And what is with the gluing on of hair pieces with the Renaissance high hairline look?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

156
She looks about as competent as a mall security guard.
Posted by: zombie at November 21, 2019 01:30 PM (fK2gX)


Paul Blart takes grave offense at your remark, with him to his grave, which he enters only grievously.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

157 Going to be a pity when she falls backwards repeatedly into a large pointy thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (7KEgI)

158 http://bit.ly/2O8fna1
*******
Trump Orders Navy: Do Not Take Eddie Gallagher's Navy SEAL Trident Pin

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (BqBId)

159 Federal prisons aren't exactly bastions of competence. That is unless you're in Super Max.

The federal prisons in every major cities are mostly staffed by people like those two guards. Lazy overweight sloths with a fifth grade education.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (H8fSa)

160 What an unlikable, self-important scrunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

161 Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell
(one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his
cell that night, which seems to rule out a murder.
Posted by: vrf at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM


Eh, there's probably a photograph still taped to the front of the camera.

Posted by: Bert G at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (Y+/QX)

162
Apparently, the security cam showing the hallway down toward his cell (one way in) made it clear that the guards or no one else entered his cell that night, which seems to rule out a murder. But what if it was a compelled suicide? Someone outside got him a message, "Kill yourself or this person you dearly love (a sister? a child?) will suffer an agonizing death."
Posted by: vrf at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (L8qt4)


I think that's the most likely scenario.

Epstein was given word, somewhere, somehow, that made him decide that living was worse than dying.

I mean, that's what suicide is, in a nutshell.

The person decides this is the easier way out. So unless one can show that Epstein believed, in and of himself, that his life wasn't worth living, then someone else showed him so.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (hku12)







I've been saying that since day one. I think he was goaded into thinking that he had no other choice, and then he was deliberately placed in a falling-apart Fed facility staffed by lazy retards.

The effect is the same: dead pedo. But arguably, there's no actual crime committed. Plus, murder has a nasty habit of spiraling out of control and causing more problems than it solves.

Regardless, I'm enjoying the squirming going on from various miscreants every time a sarcastic right-winger says Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (kw0bd)

163 And what is with the gluing on of hair pieces with the Renaissance high hairline look?

Schiff does not wear a rug.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (7KEgI)

164 Wonder if Ghislane gave up Jeffrey?

Posted by: insurance at November 21, 2019 01:35 PM (WX+x0)

165 Weren't there claims that the facility was massively understaffed and that people were working ridiculous hours so of course they were sleeping on the job?

I expect that will be the excuse, oh we weren't watching because, gosh darn it, we were too tired. And we told people the cameras were broken but there wasn't money to fix them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2019 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

166 14
Castor continues to underwhelm.


Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 01:10 PM (T6t7i)

_______


Once again, he's not ricin to the occasion.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 01:35 PM (kAPL2)

167 Better investigate those guards! Wouldn't want justice to fail here!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

Best place to start an investigation, for sure. If there was a conspiracy to either murder Epstein, or to "assist" his suicide, the guards had to either be in on it, or somehow sidelined. Get them to give up the others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:35 PM (/sgva)

168 Trump Orders Navy: Do Not Take Eddie Gallagher's Navy SEAL Trident Pin

Trump's orders are undermining official military policy. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (7KEgI)

169 The federal prisons in every major cities are mostly
staffed by people like those two guards. Lazy overweight sloths with a
fifth grade education.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (H8fSa)

The countries' best and brightest aren't exactly lining up to be prison guards.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

170 Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM

Except the wounds were not consistent with hanging himself. There was just too many "concidences" with his death. Glad he's gone but would have loved to heard him spill the beans before he checked out. He just knew too much.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (U7cQ/)


I know that's what Michael Baden says. He's very very old now, and he's been more of a celebrity coroner than an actual coroner for some time now.

I'm not sure if anyone else is saying so, but he doesn't strike me as terribly credible at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (hku12)

171 You can almost hear Schiff never getting an erection again.

==

Two words here should never, ever be in the same sentence. For humanity's sake.

---
Meh. As long as he gets the erection up his ass...

Posted by: BluesFish at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (WQZ1O)

172 I think Rush wants to blow Tim Cook.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (zH/vB)

173 170
I know that's what Michael Baden says. He's very very old now, and he's been more of a celebrity coroner than an actual coroner for some time now.

I'm not sure if anyone else is saying so, but he doesn't strike me as terribly credible at this point.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (hku12)

========

But he's on the TV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

174 She's giving her word as a Noel. Sounds legit.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (X+a7J)

175 Fiona plays the 'girl' card. "Wicked men don't understand my righteous anger!"

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (L3Rsz)

176 I'm waiting for Nunez to come in and start his questioning of each "witness" like this:

Good Morning/Afternoon. Now that we're continuing this Schiff show, I would like to start with this. Do you have anything to bring to the table on High Crimes or Misdemeanors or are you just "Orange Man Bad?"

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (IXZGh)

177 One problem with all of this is I very much doubt the guards were actually in on it.

You profile your two worst slackers, incentivize them to slack, and then get your real operators in there while your slackers are slacking.


My presumption is that someone "helped" Epstein kill himself - that it wasn't actually murder - and they might have been in that cell for a long time. I can believe someone convincing Epstein to do so when the alternative is a lifetime of prison rape.


Epstein doing it by himself though? He's a pimp, not a secret agent.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (WdocV)

178 Weren't there claims that the facility was massively understaffed and that people were working ridiculous hours so of course they were sleeping on the job?

This is known as an overtime scam.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (7KEgI)

179 I'm not sure if anyone else is saying so, but he doesn't strike me as terribly credible at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (hku12)

Especially when he's on the payroll of Epstein's brother. He'll write whatever report he's paid to write.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

180
Once again, he's not ricin to the occasion.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019


We've bean told this, repeatedly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

181 ******

Trump Orders Navy: Do Not Take Eddie Gallagher's Navy SEAL Trident Pin

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (BqBId)

Bam!

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (n13/j)

182 165
Weren't there claims that the facility was massively understaffed and
that people were working ridiculous hours so of course they were
sleeping on the job?



I expect that will be the excuse, oh we weren't watching because,
gosh darn it, we were too tired. And we told people the cameras were
broken but there wasn't money to fix them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2019 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

________


I blameTrump, who failed to provide enough funding for prisons! /

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (kAPL2)

183 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
**********
Not so broad brush My Cousin who was in 1st Gulf War was a Penitentiary Guard & was/is not fat

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (BqBId)

184 Hell hath no fury like a female bureaucrat scorned.

Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 01:38 PM (AMIL/)

185 This testimony is as boring as the Dem debates are insane. WTF is the point of all this BS? Trump must be impeached because of meetings, phone calls with a colleague and notes?

Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 01:38 PM (MxEKc)

186 If Joe Biden gets any more brain dead we can get him pronounced legally dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (O7kBk)

187 185 This testimony is as boring as the Dem debates are insane. WTF is the point of all this BS? Trump must be impeached because of meetings, phone calls with a colleague and notes?
Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 01:38 PM (MxEKc)

=========

You forgot opinions and concerns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (q80AH)

188 I wonder if this woman has any clue how bad she is coming off?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Fiona plays the 'girl' card. "Wicked men don't understand my righteous anger!"
*******
If I was there I would say WAIT!!! you are a woman ??? Who knew

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (BqBId)

190 "It was like that when I got here." said Homer Simpson.

That'll be $450,000.00

Correct, its a markdown.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (glGDV)

191 188 I wonder if this woman has any clue how bad she is coming off?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

=======

Ann Althouse wrote about how much she loves the woman's accent.

Gotta love her erudite commentary, you know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (q80AH)

192 You forgot opinions and concerns.

AHEM. PRESUMPTIONS AND ASSUMPTION, PEOPLE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:40 PM (7KEgI)

193 I did not kill myself.

Posted by: Tova Noel at November 21, 2019 01:40 PM (vN4+Q)

194 The only thing I've taken away from the hearings is at the beginning of a term, the president should fire everyone diplomat and DoS employee, strip them of their clearances and make them reapply. These people are a bunch of self-absorbed, self-righteous, subversive, leaking, political operatives who need a lesson on the Constitution and a swift kick in the pants.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (H8fSa)
+++++++++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:40 PM (I2dne)

195 Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Can't tell if serious !

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:40 PM (BqBId)

196
I did not kill myself.

Posted by: Tova Noel at November 21, 2019 01:40 PM (vN4+Q)
___

YET!

Posted by: Hillary CLinton at November 21, 2019 01:40 PM (WdocV)

197 There are good people who would take those federal jobs. But those places are run like a patriarchy. It's all about who you know. Then once your in its all about having job protections that allow you to do what you want and never get fired.

If this wasn't such a high profile case, these two would probably be suspended with pay and be back at work in a month, after they got back from Aruba.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:41 PM (H8fSa)

198 I think we need to stop this terrible rumors about Jeffrey Epstein's suicide, just stop it dead, wrap our fingers about the rumor's throat and squeeze the life out of it until it stops moving, then claim that the rumor just debunked itself.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 01:41 PM (fK2gX)

199 Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:27 PM (hku12)

I've been saying that since day one. I think he was goaded into thinking that he had no other choice, and then he was deliberately placed in a falling-apart Fed facility staffed by lazy retards.

The effect is the same: dead pedo. But arguably, there's no actual crime committed. Plus, murder has a nasty habit of spiraling out of control and causing more problems than it solves.

Regardless, I'm enjoying the squirming going on from various miscreants every time a sarcastic right-winger says Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (kw0bd)


Yup. There's no justice to be had here.

If anything, the fact that it's a big joke just helps normalize the notion that the rich and powerful can get away with anything they want.

If Bill Clinton goes to bed at night, fretting over his legacy, then I guess that's some small comfort, but I kinda doubt he does. I think he goes to bed at night, remembering all the nubile girls he's f**ked over the years, and believes he deserved it as a reward for being such a feminist hero.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:41 PM (hku12)

200 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (H8fSa)

The countries' best and brightest aren't exactly lining up to be prison guards.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

I am not defaming anyone as anyone who does a job well should be proud. But Liddy said there were two types of people in prison. There was the group that was forced to spend their days in prison and there was the group that volunteered to spend their days in prison. That is Liddy talking.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 01:41 PM (n13/j)

201
... strip them of their clearances and make them reapply. These people are a bunch of self-absorbed, self-righteous, subversive, leaking, political operatives who need a lesson on the Constitution and a swift kick in the pants.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (H8fSa)


Amen and amen to stripping them of their security anclearances

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

202 off screen some one should toss a big white towel into view, anyone, don't care who.

Posted by: insurance at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (WX+x0)

203 Fiona is coming off as a know-it-all, brash, unpleasant female bureaucrat. Who feels she is the President.

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (L3Rsz)

204 WTF is the point of all this BS?
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Avoiding truth and throwing poo at Trump. Been that way for three fucking years. Obama must be protected.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)

205 140 The only thing I've taken away from the hearings is at the beginning of a term, the president should fire every diplomat and DoS employee, strip them of their clearances and make them reapply. These people are a bunch of self-absorbed, self-righteous, subversive, leaking, political operatives who need a lesson on the Constitution and a swift kick in the pants.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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Sounds like something that has been said repeatedly on this here very blog since Orange Mad Bad took office. First order of business is to clean house. All the way down to the pest control guy and the butler yet.

Should be the first order of business or any administration IMHO.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (lwKRt)

206 I wonder if this woman has any clue how bad she is coming off?

Posted by: JackStraw

She has a strong British accent which, as libs all know, is a sure sign of moral and intellectual superiority so they are falling in love with her.

Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (MxEKc)

207 We're not just hanging around talking about it, we're gonna choke out suicide!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (U7cQ/)

208
Amen and amen to stripping them of their security and other government issued clearances. Go find honest work, you shitstains.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

209 Fiona plays the 'girl' card. "Wicked men don't understand my righteous anger!"


Settle down sugartits. You act like we care.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:43 PM (kDUUX)

210 http://bit.ly/2qpIQ6n
*******
Ep. 1116 This Entire Impeachment Hoax is Based on Lies. The Dan Bongino Show 11/21/2019. - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)

211
If Bill Clinton goes to bed at night, fretting over his legacy, then
I guess that's some small comfort, but I kinda doubt he does.

***

As of right now there is more evidence Bill Clinton was raping underage teenagers on pedo island then there is that Trump demanded a "bribe" from Ukraine.


And yet we've got the impeachment inquiry going on, and presumably Clinton is bedding teenagers outside of the Epstein network now.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (WdocV)

212 >>She has a strong British accent which, as libs all know, is a sure sign of moral and intellectual superiority so they are falling in love with her.

Her accent sounds similar to my buddy from Manchester. He would slap you if you called him elite.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

213 RE: Impeachment TV

How does Trump get so lucky to have such thoroughly unlikable enemies.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Xqo6t)

214 187 185 This testimony is as boring as the Dem debates are insane. WTF is the point of all this BS? Trump must be impeached because of meetings, phone calls with a colleague and notes?
Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 01:38 PM (MxEKc)

=========

You forgot opinions and concerns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:39 PM (q80AH)


And butt-hurt over being ignored and bypassed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

215
The Epstein murder just had too much traction in the public. This EDKH thing wouldn't go away, and someone has to take the fall, so it's gonna be these two. I'm sure they've been promised a lenient plea deal and a nice payoff if they cop to whatever the FBI tells them to cop to.

And, ya know, all of the EDKH jokes aside, I was pretty much split as to whether it was murder or simply that these people were paid to look the other way in Epstein's case.

But now that the FBI is saying he killed himself, I know for 100% sure that Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (AzW6q)

216 Fiona comes across as an angry ex.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

217 I think I'll need to turn my TV volume way down when Jim Jordan gets into it with this one.

Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (AMIL/)

218 *?*

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Xqo6t)

219 This lady should just say she called the Code Red and get it over with.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (H8fSa)

220 I think he goes to bed at night, remembering all the nubile girls he's f**ked over the years, and believes he deserved it as a reward for being such a feminist hero
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He doesn't think himself a hero. A rock star maybe. I don't think sociopaths have great depth. Being shallow and self absorbed is a much simpler way to bet.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (yRAFu)

221 You know who else didn't kill himself?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (M0u+N)

222 A sociopathic child molester would never kill them self. Especially one that has beaten the rap before.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (q177U)

223
209 Fiona plays the 'girl' card. "Wicked men don't understand my righteous anger!"

Settle down sugartits. You act like we care.
Posted by: at November 21, 2019 01:43 PM (kDUUX)


Honestly, it's your vagina dentata that is terrifying

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

224 I've been jolted in my relationships and now I'm here to take it out on Trump. Harrumph.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (H8fSa)

225 175 Fiona plays the 'girl' card. "Wicked men don't understand my righteous anger!"
Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (L3Rsz)

"Well, understand this, Finn. I don't like you, therefore I identify you as a fat old Florida Man."

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

226 Fiona= deep state Nanny-in-charge.

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (L3Rsz)

227
... strip them of their clearances and make them reapply. These people are a bunch of self-absorbed, self-righteous, subversive, leaking, political operatives who need a lesson on the Constitution and a swift kick in the pants.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 01:29 PM (H8fSa)

Amen and amen to stripping them of their security anclearances
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (pNxlR)







And when you leave a govt job, you have to reapply for your clearance, if you're moving to a private sector job that requires one.

If LockMart needs cleared personnel right out of govt service, then they can pay for expedited security clearances.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (kw0bd)

228 she'll claim she was just goofing off, no one prompted her to "stand down".
OR

they will arrange her fake death, give her reconstructive surgery, move her to a remote location where she will hide away in witness protection ... then she gives up the people involved in making sure cameras didn't work and that he had no cellmate ...

and then she will still be Arkancided in her federally protected site, by way of DeepState Hydra bureaucrat leakers.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (Cus5s)

229 I'm not sure if anyone else is saying so, but he doesn't strike me as terribly credible at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (hku12)

Especially when he's on the payroll of Epstein's brother. He'll write whatever report he's paid to write.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)


LEAVE EPSTEIN'S BROTHER ALONE! He's a fine, upstanding boy, and everything he says and does is honest and true. Just like his brother, Epstein's brother's brother.

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 21, 2019 01:45 PM (hku12)

230 Trump should issue an EO, right now, to the effect that any bureaucrat attempting to engage in diplomatic efforts at odds with the president's policy will be fired, immediately, and charged with violating the Logan Act.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:46 PM (WdocV)

231 I expect this really to go no where on Epstein. It will find that the prison didn't properly train and audit the staff to make sure they were actually doing their rounds and instead just pencil whipping their check sheets. Some mid level idiots will be found responsible and fired and they'll tell the prison guards that they need to actually start doing their jobs and they mean it this time.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 01:46 PM (SjIcT)

232 I am not defaming anyone as anyone who does a job well should be proud. But Liddy said there were two types of people in prison. There was the group that was forced to spend their days in prison and there was the group that volunteered to spend their days in prison. That is Liddy talking.
Posted by: Quint


I did my four years. Hell of an eye opening job.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:46 PM (kDUUX)

233
She has a strong British accent which, as libs all know, is a sure sign of moral and intellectual superiority so they are falling in love with her.
Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 01:42 PM (MxEKc)

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It's always fascinated me that Americans think a cultivated British accent means intelligence. It's the damnedest thing.

It's like... "you do know the English elite you think are so clever are very badly inbred, right?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

234 You act like we care.


Ooooh. I like that one. Imma use it.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (M0u+N)

235 @230 Yes!

Posted by: lizabth at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (L3Rsz)

236 The countries' best and brightest aren't exactly lining up to be prison guards. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
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You aren't from IL, are you. Was just at a wedding and someone celebrating that he just got a prison job. If you are stuck in IL, regular pay and spectacular pension if you can hold out long enough, that is gold standard. See, also, teachers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

237
Erudite? Isn't that chunked raw veggies and ranch dip served at all the best parties?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

238 Minority counsel is inept. Who hired him?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (dmYb7)

239 >>It's always fascinated me that Americans think a cultivated British accent means intelligence.


If they are using their mouths properly, I don't see what the accent has to do with it?

Unless that accent requires rolling your 'Rs'?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (gh1GI)

240 We did NOT see the lady in a bad pantsuit kill Epstein!
...
...on a Tuesday while wearing a pink carnation not between 1:45 and 2:05 while the cameras were not also working ...maybe.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (Dh1wo)

241 Minority counsel is inept. Who hired him?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM

Who cares what color he is!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (U7cQ/)

242 It's like... "you do know the English elite you think are so clever are very badly inbred, right?"
***


Also, they managed to guide Britain from being the world's Hyper Power into a country that can't manage assert its independence from....Belgium.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (WdocV)

243 Mmmm...ranch.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (M0u+N)

244 It's always fascinated me that Americans think a cultivated British accent means intelligence. It's the damnedest thing.

It's like... "you do know the English elite you think are so clever are very badly inbred, right?"


Insert Monty Python "Upper Class Twit of the Year" sketch here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:49 PM (7KEgI)

245 It's always fascinated me that Americans think a cultivated British accent means intelligence. It's the damnedest thing.



It's like... "you do know the English elite you think are so clever are very badly inbred, right?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (AzW6q)


She's the daughter of a coal miner. She pretty much acquired that accent during her years at elite schools.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:49 PM (ptqGC)

246 But now that the FBI is saying he killed himself, I know for 100% sure that Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


What makes it so bad, is that most everyone said he'd be suicided within a month, and damned if we weren't right.

Who ever heard of a person's lawyer getting them removed from suicide watch? Once you are in the system, that's a doctor's call. Not your lawyer.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:49 PM (kDUUX)

247 198 I think we need to stop this terrible rumors about Jeffrey Epstein's suicide, just stop it dead, wrap our fingers about the rumor's throat and squeeze the life out of it until it stops moving, then claim that the rumor just debunked itself.
Posted by: Joe Biden



LOL!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:49 PM (vN4+Q)

248 212 >>She has a strong British accent which, as libs all know, is a sure sign of moral and intellectual superiority so they are falling in love with her.

Her accent sounds similar to my buddy from Manchester. He would slap you if you called him elite.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)


To my untrained low brow American ears the only time British doesn't really sound sophisticated is when they have the accent that make them pronounce "three" as "free"

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (SjIcT)

249 I haven't watched the hearings today. Just tuned in.

Angry Fiona Hill was just complaining about something being "deeply unfair."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (ptqGC)

250 >>She's the daughter of a coal miner. She pretty much acquired that accent during her years at elite schools.


Which means it is fake.

You don't grow an accent from living somewhere.

You adopt one. As an affectation.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)

251 It's always fascinated me that Americans think a cultivated British accent means intelligence. It's the damnedest thing.

Plus that a lot of Americans can't recognize the accent difference between Pall Mall and Glasgow, much less Chiswick.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (8erNz)

252 If you think a cultivated British accent denotes intelligence you've never heard of Prince Charles.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (M0u+N)

253
She's the daughter of a coal miner. She pretty much acquired that accent during her years at elite schools.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:49 PM (ptqGC)


Crystal Gayle is testifying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

254 244 It's always fascinated me that Americans think a cultivated British accent means intelligence. It's the damnedest thing.
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These are same Americans who fall for the Dizzy Dean, good ole boy, toe in the dirt routine over and over again. Mostly Yankees. Terry Bradshaw has been living large on this for decades. Billy Clinton got two terms with this shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (yRAFu)

255 I just conducted an impromptu experiment comparing Google and Duck Duck Go. I'm interested in the Bolivian situation, it's a proto-civil war in a modern politically divided society, I want to keep up with developments.

So I searched "Bolivia News" on google and got pages of links that said "New Dictatorship Forming!" "Army leads Coup against Democratically elected President!!" "Army Massacres Peaceful Protestors!" Nothing but that kind of stuff from every fringy site on the web.

BUT if you go with Duck Duck Go, you "New Government Scheduling elections" "Morales Supporters attempt to shut down food and fuel shipments" and "Morales attempted to turn Bolivia into a Narco-State."

The tone in coverage is so vastly different that it's amazing. And this from supposedly "neutral" search engines.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (Kpl3J)

256 Crystal Gayle is testifying?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

Loretta Lyn ch

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (U7cQ/)

257 We did NOT see the lady in a bad pantsuit kill Epstein!
...
...on a Tuesday while wearing a pink carnation not between 1:45 and 2:05 while the cameras were not also working ...maybe.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM


In cell #4...on the 9th floor...

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (ejd/p)

258
Which means it is fake.

You don't grow an accent from living somewhere.

You adopt one. As an affectation.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)








Someone remembers when Madonna was living with Guy Ritchie....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (kw0bd)

259 Angry Fiona Hill was just complaining about something being "deeply unfair."

It is... To Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (6XlcD)

260
Plus that a lot of Americans can't recognize the accent difference between Pall Mall and Glasgow, much less Chiswick.
Posted by: JEM


Sod off, wanker

:-)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (pNxlR)

261 @125

Having worked in corrections (state level) for a long time there are a couple reasons why female officers work in male prison facilities and vice versa.

The 1st reason is who can search visitors -- much like how male police officers on the street must call for a female officer to conduct a search of a female suspect. Female correctional officers can perform physical searches of female visitors that male officers are prohibited from conducting.

The 2nd reason has to do with job assignment discrimination. Because female offenders are often a much smaller population compared to male offenders there are fewer facilities to house females. This means that from a job assignment (and billets to promote qualified candidates into) it would limit female correctional officers from ever holding higher rank or assignments compared to male officers. So all job assignments must be open to all applicants provided they meet all other requirements (time in service/grade, education, etc.)

Posted by: Nevyan at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (uM5FU)

262 I am not defaming anyone as anyone who does a job well should be proud. But Liddy said there were two types of people in prison. There was the group that was forced to spend their days in prison and there was the group that volunteered to spend their days in prison. That is Liddy talking.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 01:41 PM (n13/j)


Kind of true. And, in a sense, there are lots of guards who view the job as a deadender, and they get a mindset that they're victims of the system, more than the prisoners.

Corruptions among guards often comes from that perspective. They MADE me take this rotten job, to endlessly watch over these bad people, so I'm gonna get mine where I can.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (hku12)

263 You adopt one. As an affectation.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)


Like Madonna.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

264 regular pay and spectacular pension if you can hold out long enough, that is gold standard. See, also, teachers.


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We've got this weird situation now where do to immigration, illegal immigration and outsourcing we've dramatically suppressed working class wages.


And yet we make up do nothing, or slightly better, government jobs to make up the difference....which is absurd.


I'd rather see landscapers/nannies/etc be Americans making American wages and teachers and bureaucrats earning about the same (as was traditionally the case mind you).


Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (WdocV)

265 Honestly, the English accent is almost worse than the Southern one.

I can NEVER understand a fucking thing these people are saying.

I a convinced that is why they think Americans are 'Daft'. It takes us a good 20-30 seconds to parse the horrible accent for the words.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (gh1GI)

266 Angry Fiona Hill was just complaining about something being "deeply unfair."

Obvious high crime and/or misdemeanor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (7KEgI)

267 >>Like Madonna.


Yes. This.


Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (gh1GI)

268 263 You adopt one. As an affectation.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)

Like Madonna.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

=========

Gillian Anderson developed one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q80AH)

269 Didn't Fiona Hill open for Shawn Colvin at Lilith fair?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (U7cQ/)

270 Loretta Lyn ch
Posted by: Minnfidel


Sissy Spacek I think you mean.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (M0u+N)

271 Honestly, the English accent is almost worse than the Southern one.

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (7KEgI)

272
Crystal is Loretta's sister.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (pNxlR)

273 Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)

I disagree. My sister has lived with an Englishman since 1972, She lived first in Australia and then in England since then. She sounds rather English when she talks on the phone because she is surrounded by English people. She still has a NJ accent but with an English overlay, and she's not a person that would fake anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (WI7YS)

274 Honestly, the English accent is almost worse than the Southern one.



I can NEVER understand a fucking thing these people are saying.


*glares*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

275 248 To my untrained low brow American ears the only time British doesn't really sound sophisticated is when they have the accent that make them pronounce "three" as "free"
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (SjIcT)

"'ELLO, GUVNA!"

Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

276 >>Which means it is fake.

>>You don't grow an accent from living somewhere.

>>You adopt one. As an affectation.

I say, old bean, that is rather odd and inflammatory slur.

Has anyone seen my casual ascot?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)

277 242 It's like... "you do know the English elite you think are so clever are very badly inbred, right?"
***


Also, they managed to guide Britain from being the world's Hyper Power into a country that can't manage assert its independence from....Belgium.


Posted by: 18-1



Belgium - Germany's speed bump

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (vN4+Q)

278 Epstein didn't ki. himsef.

/Tova No-L

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (m45I2)

279 You adopt one. As an affectation.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)

Like Madonna.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM

Or if you're Hillary, too far to be tarred..

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (U7cQ/)

280 Honestly, the English accent is almost worse than the Southern one.

___

Them's fight'n words you damn yankee

Posted by: Some southerner at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (WdocV)

281 Falsifying government records isn't like a real crime-crime, ya know.

And from what I've seen, the lawyer has a valid point. It goes on with federal (and state) employees all the time. This one is one of my favorites, though:

USA Today, May 7, 2014 An EPA employee with a work-from-home job did no work for five years -- and still earned a total of $600,000 and performance bonuses. She retired after an inspector general investigation.

She claimed she was on special assignment with the CIA, and no one, including her boss, bothered to check up on that. For FIVE years.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (Z4rgH)

282 >>Crystal Gayle is testifying?


She doesn't want to lose your love.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM (gh1GI)

283 >>>The tone in coverage is so vastly different that it's amazing. And this from supposedly "neutral" search engines.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Google is destroying it's brand. I hope there will be consequences.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (q177U)

284 Madonna doesn't count. Retard.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (M0u+N)

285 Honestly, the English accent is almost worse than the Southern one.

------

To me, a lot of Southern accents, particularly the high-class, educated Southerners, sound like English accents that just kinda got melted in the heat down there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (AzW6q)

286 >>Bless your heart.


Fuck your sister.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (gh1GI)

287 Britishisms.

Prince Andrew dropped his royal duties.

Royal Duties is British for 'trousers'

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (m45I2)

288 But now that the FBI is saying he killed himself, I know for 100% sure that Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:44 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++
Never believe a rumor until it is confirmed with an official denial.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (I2dne)

289 To my untrained low brow American ears the only time British doesn't really sound sophisticated is when they have the accent that make them pronounce "three" as "free"
Posted by: Buzzion


Let's not argue about 'oo killed 'oo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (kDUUX)

290 Fiona Hill is a talker and obviously thinks she is the smartest person in the room. But she is they type of witness that a good cross-examiner would eviscerate given enough a time.

Perhaps in hearings like this where cross time is limited, filibustering is not a bad strategy.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

291 To my untrained low brow American ears the only time British doesn't really sound sophisticated is when they have the accent that make them pronounce "three" as "free"
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (SjIcT)

"'ELLO, GUVNA!"
Posted by: Allie at November 21, 2019 01:53 PM


Please...just stop.

Posted by: Henry Higgins at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (ejd/p)

292 > "Fiona comes across as an angry ex." --Posted by: Jane D'oh

She needs a new hair style too. The one she has makes her look like the communist agent Irina Spalko in the last Indiana Jones film.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (HcHqw)

293 I thought Fiona Hill married Shrek.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (r+sAi)

294 Don't it make my white face blue...

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (U7cQ/)

295
Gillian Anderson developed one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q80AH)







Actually, she was raised in England, so the accent is kind of returning back to the norm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (kw0bd)

296 Fiona Apple was kind of cute.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (U7cQ/)

297 http://bit.ly/37rIsEY
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Meet Fiona Hill - The Soros Mole Aiming To Take Down Trump - NewsWars

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (BqBId)

298
281 Falsifying government records isn't like a real crime-crime, ya know.


It was a firing offense in my own corner of the corporate world (D'Pont) to falsify company records.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

299 It really is something to parade a bunch of disgruntled gov't drones with hurt feelings to try and take down a President who was elected on draining the swamp.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (/ZYFC)

300 Face it, as far as working for the State goes, picking up dead animals off the road is probably a better job than being a prison guard. At least you get to be outside most of the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (Kpl3J)

301 I understand that there's an old FBI saying to the effect that those who are first on the bus get the best seats. That seems to apply here.

Posted by: IronDave at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (0mskG)

302 But what if it was a compelled suicide? Someone outside got him a message, "Kill yourself or this person you dearly love (a sister? a child?) will suffer an agonizing death."
Posted by: vrf at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (L8qt4)

The General Rommel solution.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (qyH+l)

303 To me, a lot of Southern accents, particularly the high-class, educated Southerners, sound like English accents that just kinda got melted in the heat down there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Hah. It's true.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (M0u+N)

304 Can Hunter Biden's Burisma income be used to calculate his coming child support obligation?

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (lMn1U)

305 You adopt one. As an affectation.
Posted by: garrett

Like Madonna.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


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Or the Lexus (and Dyson vacuums) voiceover woman on the commercials.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (m45I2)

306 Bret Baer throws a wrench in Fiona Hill's impeachment hearing testimony

https://tinyurl.com/s5wt4jy

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (wiXsO)

307 Fingers crossed.

Just filed two Hospital Indemnity claims with Aflac. Hopefully I did it right, because if I did, Aflac will be paying me more money than we spent at the hospital for the delivery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (q80AH)

308 The one she has makes her look like the communist agent Irina Spalko in the last Indiana Jones film.
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There was one interesting part of that movie...

Red scare! Red scare! and on and on....

But the whole plot of the movie was the Soviets doing bad stuff around the world including in the US.

It can't be deep satire of the modern left's view of the cold war can it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (WdocV)

309 Fiona Apple was kind of cute.
Posted by: Minnfidel


In a sullen "don't touch" kinda way.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (M0u+N)

310 304 Can Hunter Biden's Burisma income be used to calculate his coming child support obligation?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at No

His ex wife claims he's broke and "blew" through his money

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (6XlcD)

311 Hey, garrett, I'll give you one chance to apologize.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (7KEgI)

312 If you take the worst accusations of all these witnesses, if you can figure what they even are form this maze of BS, and assume they are true, not one comes even close to Obama's "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility on missile defense after the election" Which was caught on open mike for all the world to hear! Hard evidence. Yet here we are with this shit-show bases on opinion, hurt feelings, meeting and notes.

What a farce the MSM has become. Treasonous weasels, all of them

Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (MxEKc)

313 Fuck your sister.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM (gh1GI)

I would prefer not to, or was it tha you would?

P.S.Was that necessary simply because I disagreed with your point?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (WI7YS)

314 Honestly, the English accent is almost worse than the Southern one.

I can NEVER understand a fucking thing these people are saying.

I a convinced that is why they think Americans are 'Daft'. It takes us a good 20-30 seconds to parse the horrible accent for the words.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:51 PM (gh1GI)




Yonks ago I had to call HP tech support to be told that the issue with my laptop was a failing motherboard (thankfully under warranty) as I knew but the dance of let us do all the tech support steps had to be done to get the replacement covered by the warranty. This was right around the time HP was doing a huge all our tech support is based in America PR push.

When I first called, I got someone obviously in India who had a very lovely accent. She assured me she was just routing me to the correct US based support location.

The guy I got to help me was a GOB from Texas. After about ten minutes of what what back and forth, I nearly asked him to put the nice Indian lady back on.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

315 The countries' best and brightest aren't exactly lining up to be prison guards. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
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You aren't from IL, are you. Was just at a wedding and someone celebrating that he just got a prison job. If you are stuck in IL, regular pay and spectacular pension if you can hold out long enough, that is gold standard. See, also, teachers.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2019 01:47 PM (MIKMs)


Yes, Illnoise overpays its state employees. Whilst going tens of billions of dollars further in debt each year.

Of course, that doesn't translate into them hiring the "best and the brightest." It just means idiots are being overpaid.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (hku12)

316 254: Terry Bradshaw is from Louisiana and lives on a ranch along the Red River (can't remember what side of it). He sounds like a bumpkin but he's fairly bright. A head case but bright.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (vN4+Q)

317 ..., picking up dead animals off the road is probably a better job than being a prison guard.

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Just make sure your carrion fits in the overhead bins.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (m45I2)

318 His ex wife claims he's broke and "blew" through his money

Pretty sure there was some inhaling going on, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (7KEgI)

319 She claimed she was on special assignment with the CIA, and no one, including her boss, bothered to check up on that. For FIVE years.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Honestly? The boss was probably happy to have her gone.

When you can't fire an asshole employee...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (kDUUX)

320 Perhaps in hearings like this where cross time is limited, filibustering is not a bad strategy.
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

Wait until she gets to the Senate. Different rules.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (qyH+l)

321
P.S.Was that necessary simply because I disagreed with your point?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:57 PM (WI7YS)

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I don't think that was directed at you, Fen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)

322 Face it, as far as working for the State goes, picking up dead animals
off the road is probably a better job than being a prison guard. At
least you get to be outside most of the time.
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Depends on where doesn't it? Alaska in the winter, Florida in the summer or Baltimore all year round are kind of soul killing assignments.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (WdocV)

323 Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:54 PM

A little harsh garrett.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (U7cQ/)

324 If someone offered me a prison yob as a Dentist, and yes they have those, I would take it in a NY Minute. It pays well, great benefits, and easy work.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (cEsBM)

325 picking up dead animals off the road is probably a better job than being a prison guard. At least you get to be outside most of the time.

--

Plus, free lunch.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (YslsA)

326 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q

It's a little difficult to tell around here sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (WI7YS)

327 >>I'll give you one chance to apologize.


For what?

For using a polite insult to counter a polite insult?

That 'Bless Your Heart' bullshit deserves an in kind response.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (gh1GI)

328 Emerson poll shows orangeMan at 48% approval. Keep pushing impeachment Dems.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (zkFz1)

329 Camera moved from Fiona Hill to Meghan Green. Much easier on the eyes.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (WQZ1O)

330 At our house when we watch a British show we have to use the English subtitles.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (m45I2)

331
His ex wife claims he's broke and "blew" through his money
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How many millions did he get exactly again? Or did Joe just take Hunter's share?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (WdocV)

332 330 At our house when we watch a British show we have to use the English subtitles

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (6XlcD)

333 Perhaps in hearings like this where cross time is limited, filibustering is not a bad strategy.
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

Wait until she gets to the Senate. Different rules.

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Exactly. I actually think she has been their best witness. Low Bar.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (sX1BW)

334 >>If someone offered me a prison yob as a Dentist, and yes they have those, I would take it in a NY Minute. It pays well, great benefits, and easy work.


Particularly if it was a prison in West Virginia. You could examine each prisoners tooth and be out of there in one day.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

335 COBS,

I'd appreciate a ruling on garrett saying "fuck your sister" being a polite insult.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (7KEgI)

336 Speaking of accents, I just finished listening to an audio collection of Sherlock Holmes narrated by Stephen Fry. His American accent sounds off.
I can't define why it sounds off but it just doesn't sound right to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

337 Re: Google Back on election night I searched for election results for my county and after the "official" government results page the next three were to various democrat entities.

I'll still search Google for some generic stuff, but nothing that might be lefty compromised

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (48RE5)

338 These are same Americans who fall for the Dizzy Dean, good ole boy, toe in the dirt routine over and over again. Mostly Yankees. Terry Bradshaw has been living large on this for decades. Billy Clinton got two terms with this shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (yRAFu)

This whole country just like ma' flock of sheep!!

Posted by: Lonesome Rhodes at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (CqE5x)

339 Many years back had to work with a Brit. Great guy but his accent was really really thick. After a while though I started t understand him better and I became his "translator" with other co-workers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (U7cQ/)

340 I'd appreciate a ruling on garrett saying "fuck your sister" being a polite insult.

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Seems ok to me.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (WdocV)

341 I'd appreciate a ruling on garrett saying "fuck your sister" being a polite insult.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (7KEgI)

Have you ever seen my sister?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (cEsBM)

342
273 Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)

I disagree. My sister has lived with an Englishman since 1972, She lived first in Australia and then in England since then. She sounds rather English when she talks on the phone because she is surrounded by English people. She still has a NJ accent but with an English overlay, and she's not a person that would fake anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (WI7YS)







I know a couple where she's an Australian immigrant to Texas. Her accent is mostly that delightful Aussie, but occasionally a Texas drawl creeps in. It's confusing at times.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (kw0bd)

343 Oh well then... Fiona Hill worked with Christopher Steele.

Nothing to see here, just kind of a small side dish at Thanksgiving Dinner that people kind of walk by, nothing really, maybe just a little taste, looks kinda iffy, just pass it up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

344
Speaking of accents, I just finished listening to an audio collection of Sherlock Holmes narrated by Stephen Fry. His American accent sounds off.
I can't define why it sounds off but it just doesn't sound right to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 02:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

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Very few Englishmen can mimic it well enough that you really can't tell at all.

Idris Elba can. Carroll Connor could.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

345 Exactly. I actually think she has been their best witness. Low Bar

She's the Dems new darling now

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (6XlcD)

346 ust make sure your carrion fits in the overhead bins.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (m45I2)

clever. But that is not surprising.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (n13/j)

347 What's that saying about England and the US being people being separated by a common language?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (48RE5)

348 Doesn't being a prison guard involve hot young women in sun dresses washing cars?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

349 Oh well then... Fiona Hill worked with Christopher Steele.

Seriously? WTAF?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (U7cQ/)

350 >Just make sure your carrion fits in the overhead bins.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (m45I2)


groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 21, 2019 02:03 PM (sjdRT)

351 Exactly. I actually think she has been their best witness. Low Bar

She's the Dems new darling now

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Heck she even got in a "Women are held to a different standard than men" argument to discredit Sondaland. Her whole testimony was to discredit yesterday's morning star witness.

Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 02:03 PM (sX1BW)

352 Have you ever seen my sister?
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Is she hot?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:03 PM (M0u+N)

353 If someone offered me a prison yob as a Dentist, and yes they have those, I would take it in a NY Minute. It pays well, great benefits, and easy work.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 01:58 PM (cEsBM)


I was offered a prison job. Would have involved taking a pay cut, and until I moved, an hour drive each way.

I almost took it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (hku12)

354 Fiona Hill is a twat

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (KSBDE)

355 349 Oh well then... Fiona Hill worked with Christopher Steele.

Seriously? WTAF?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (U7cQ/)
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I'm with Minnfidel.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (G0vdT)

356 OK, then.

Garrett, feel free to stick your ignorant-ass Yankee head in a blender and hit "puree."

GOLLEEE, I'LL GO OVER HERE AND TRY TO FIND SOME SHOES.

Asshat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (7KEgI)

357 334
>>If someone offered me a prison yob as a Dentist, and yes they
have those, I would take it in a NY Minute. It pays well, great
benefits, and easy work.





Particularly if it was a prison in West Virginia. You could examine each prisoners tooth and be out of there in one day.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)


Billy Cannon, LSU's last Heisman winner, became a dentist after football and ended up going to prison for counterfeiting. After doing his time he took the dentist job at Angola penitentiary. He's credited with rebuilding the state corrections medical/dental system and was a hero to the convicts. Not many people know that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (CQ3Qb)

358 Doesn't being a prison guard involve hot young women in sun dresses washing cars?
Posted by: Northernlurker


According to the historical documents.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (M0u+N)

359 Idris Elba can. Carroll Connor could.
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I wonder if they had cast Idris as the newest Bond instead of that KGB looking guy if he would have gone back to the traditional "British cool" motif for Bond instead of the gay curious Bolivian water inspector bond we got...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (WdocV)

360 Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu responded Thursday to the Attorney General's decision to indict him for bribery, fraud and breach of trust.

"I respect the Israeli judicial authorities very much. They have earned a world-wide name and rightly so. But one has to be blind to not see that something not good is happening with the police and the prosecutor's office," Netanyahu said.

"Today we see an attempt to make a government coup against the prime minister with false allegations and in the process of tainted and biased investigations.

"I've given my life for the State. I fought for it and was wounded for it."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 02:05 PM (cEsBM)

361 342
273 Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 01:50 PM (gh1GI)

I disagree. My sister has lived with an Englishman since 1972, She lived first in Australia and then in England since then. She sounds rather English when she talks on the phone because she is surrounded by English people. She still has a NJ accent but with an English overlay, and she's not a person that would fake anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:52 PM (WI7YS)







I know a couple where she's an Australian immigrant to Texas. Her accent is mostly that delightful Aussie, but occasionally a Texas drawl creeps in. It's confusing at times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



I went to a wedding a few years ago in Boston. My friend married a Chinese girl. Imagine a room fool of Chinese accents with that Bawston thing added on. It was interesting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 02:05 PM (vN4+Q)

362 If you worked in a prison there would be an ever present sense of shadenfreud.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:05 PM (M0u+N)

363 Remember in the news where Epstein attempted suicide about 2 weeks prior to his death? At that time the conspiracy was failed murder attempt. Did anybody visit him after that and verify he was, in fact, suicidal?

Posted by: steve at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (TTy55)

364 nood anyhoo

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (M0u+N)

365 >>Oh well then... Fiona Hill worked with Christopher Steele.

She's also a longtime Soros drone who had no idea that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election despite the fact that she is a Ukraine "expert".

I'm not sure how this could be going any better for Trump, the whole country is getting to see what our bureaucrats are all about.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

366 COBS,

I'd appreciate a ruling on garrett saying "fuck your sister" being a polite insult.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (7KEgI)


Bless your heart" is an extraordinarily condescending insult.

Yeah, I think if you're going to use it, you ought to expect an "in kind" response.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (hku12)

367 303 To me, a lot of Southern accents, particularly the high-class, educated Southerners, sound like English accents that just kinda got melted in the heat down there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Hah. It's true.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 01:56 PM (M0u+N)

There was a very good video piece done a few years back which went into detail into how all the regional American accents were descended from the British regional accents corresponding to the colonists in those area. Britain used to have far greater variety than it does in the 20th century (there's still some) What we call King's English is mainly London and Oxford English. Most northern american accents are descended from Yorkshire, and the Boston accent is believed to be derived from an early to mid 19th century Irish accent, which was much different than a modern Irish accent. (And Ireland had regional accents as well, especially a city/country split)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (Kpl3J)

368 To me, a lot of Southern accents, particularly the high-class,
educated Southerners, sound like English accents that just kinda got
melted in the heat down there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Pretty much exactly what it is.

Posted by: Bert G at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (Y+/QX)

369 361: full. no fool. duh. me engrish is bad

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 02:06 PM (vN4+Q)

370 You don't grow an accent from living somewhere.

As someone who's lived for extended periods in areas of the US with distinct accents, I disagree. You do absorb elements of the accent around you subconsciously. Not to the degree that Madonna was attempting to sell, but it is a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (ZGrMX)

371 I agree with Ace - Epstein likely killed himself.

But the point of the meme isn't that exactly. It's the obvious dropping of all reporting by news outlets, a complete black holing of the entire le affarie de Epstein that is so troubling. He's dead. Story over. You fucking kidding me? Lying bastards!

Is Clinton a pedo? How about prince Andrew? How about George Stephonopolis?

Why'd Epstien get off the first time so easy? Where'd he get his money? What about the #metoo movement you shoved down everyone's fucking throat till you realized it implicated mostly Democrats?

So fuck them, Epstein didn't kill himself. I'll keep saying it till the whole fucking story comes out, and the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (noE+3)

372 Billy Cannon, LSU's last Heisman winner, became a dentist after football and ended up going to prison for counterfeiting. After doing his time he took the dentist job at Angola penitentiary. He's credited with rebuilding the state corrections medical/dental system and was a hero to the convicts. Not many people know that.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 02:04 PM (CQ3Qb)

On his bills, Washington had perfect teeth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (/sgva)

373
My friend married a Chinese girl. Imagine a room fool of Chinese accents with that Bawston thing added on. It was interesting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 02:05 PM (vN4+Q)

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"Interesting" = "Puddleglum is sadly now deaf, after ripping off his own ears and jamming them in a dispose-all."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (AzW6q)

374 I know a couple where she's an Australian immigrant to Texas. Her accent is mostly that delightful Aussie, but occasionally a Texas drawl creeps in. It's confusing at times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2019 02:02 PM (kw0bd)



I vocal mirror and I have no idea I'm doing it.

The problem is that I do it really really poorly (see re: doing it unintentionally) and thus people think I am making fun of their accents or speech patterns when I have no idea that I'm doing it at all.

This has caused problems.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (mf5HN)

375 I'd appreciate a ruling on garrett saying "fuck your sister" being a polite insult.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (7KEgI)
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I'd go with the John Mulaney bit on Law & Order - "mmmnnn I'll allow it - but watch yourself McCoy!"

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (/ZYFC)

376 Doesn't being a prison guard involve hot young women in sun dresses washing cars?
Posted by: Northernlurker



How about a 6'3" queen who could shove a 16 ounce hand lotion bottle of paint thinner, for huffing, up his ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (kDUUX)

377 Look.

The Southern 'Bless Your Heart' is the demure, neutered Fuck You.

Typically, employed ag'ns an 'other'.

Y'all cotton to referring to them as Yankees.

The Northern 'Fuck Your Sister' is the exact same thing.
Same degree of obfuscation as well.

We're BOTH trying to not actually say what we think. Polite company and all that.


So.
You give me a Bless Your Heart?
I give you a Fuck Your Sister.

You sneeze, I'll say gessundheit.

Just being polite is all.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 02:08 PM (gh1GI)

378
Particularly if it was a prison in West Virginia. You could examine each prisoners tooth and be out of there in one day.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

i had to read it twice for context but then I laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (oY5lM)

379 I saw Tova Noel open for Iron Maiden in 1999 at the Garden in NYC.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (377Zs)

380 "BUT if you go with Duck Duck Go, you "New Government Scheduling
elections" "Morales Supporters attempt to shut down food and fuel
shipments" and "Morales attempted to turn Bolivia into a Narco-State.

The tone in coverage is so vastly different that it's amazing. And this from supposedly "neutral" search engines.


Posted by: Tom Servo"

My wife is Bolivian who I met when I lived down there. Morales is a typical incompetent anti-American socialist who held a knife to the countries throat for years with chaos, blockades and strikes until he finally manged to get elected after his mobs forced a competent, pro-American president to resign and flee the country. He was starting his fourth term although limited by the constitution to two and finally run out of power and the country after the fraud became too obvious to ignore and the military abandoned him.



You can;t imagine the pleasure I get from this ironic end and only wish he received some of the bloodshed his mobs inflicted on others in his rise to power.

Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2019 02:09 PM (MxEKc)

381 Oh and another thing - what about the gross negligence of the government, at all levels, at every fucking stage of this story? Isn't that worth a few front page headlines? Some investigation, So tut tutting? Their palpable relief that he's dead does them no credit.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (noE+3)

382 Piss off. I'm done.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (7KEgI)

383 >>Garrett, feel free to stick your ignorant-ass Yankee head in a blender and hit "puree."


And feel free to fuck your sister and my apologies to your father if it was his turn.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 02:10 PM (gh1GI)

384 Is Clinton a pedo? How about prince Andrew? How about George Stephonopolis?

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IIRC George Mitchell, former Senator Majority leader and close Clinton confident is being sued by one of Epstein's girls right now.
This should be the biggest news item in the media right now. This guy dwarfs Weinstein in importance and wasn't assaulting adult women....


Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2019 02:11 PM (WdocV)

385 so when the guard said she was "goofing off" she means 'tying a noose' right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (oY5lM)

386 At our house when we watch a British show we have to use the English subtitles.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (m45I2)

I do this as well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (Z4rgH)

387 370 You don't grow an accent from living somewhere.

As someone who's lived for extended periods in areas of the US with distinct accents, I disagree. You do absorb elements of the accent around you subconsciously. Not to the degree that Madonna was attempting to sell, but it is a thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 02:07 PM (ZGrMX)

I'm from King's County, New York, still have a lot of that accent. But "You all" and "All you all" are very useful phrases. As is, "Bless her heart".

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 02:13 PM (qyH+l)

388 386
At our house when we watch a British show we have to use the English subtitles.



Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 01:59 PM (m45I2)



I do this as well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 02:12 PM (Z4rgH)

yeppers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (oY5lM)

389 Back in the day on the Sega Genesis, there was a line of sports games called Mutant League. There was Football and Hockey and they were said to be working on Basketball and others, tho I don't think they ever came out.

There was a play in football you could call where you snapped the ball and everyone attacked the Ref and beat him to a pulp.

I'm leaning toward wanting this to happen to Schiff during this hearing.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 02:14 PM (9gDA7)

390 Condolences to this guard's family after she is taken from them too soon in a botched mugging attempt next week.

Posted by: Jon Harrison at November 21, 2019 02:18 PM (jzLvH)

391 I really, really hope that if I am ever on trial that I'm not convicted based on opinions and supposition. Our country is dead.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 21, 2019 02:21 PM (KSBDE)

392 EDKH

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 02:24 PM (Dh1wo)

393 I am preemptively saddened by their impending suicides

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (WHmC/)

394 "Once again, he's not ricin to the occasion."

Posted by: ShainS

But Castor hasn't said oil he's going to yet...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 02:25 PM (32YRo)

395 I am pretty good with English accents.

A
weird irony of the show Frasier is that Daphne was supposed to be from
Glasgow. She spoke with a Glaswegian accent. Of course the actress
Jane Leeves was not from Glasgow and never sounded like a Glaswegian.
She took a lot of guff over that. I still don't understand why they made
her from Glasgow when the actress was not from there and could not do
the accent. What was the point in that? It is not like Americans would
know the difference from one town to the next.

Another
funny thing about Frasier is when Martin calls his umbrella a
Bumbershoot. Daphne responds that it is nice for an American to use her
native tongue. But Bumbershoot is not a British term at all, it is an
American term for an umbrella. Obviously none of the writers or actors
knew this bit of trivia.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:27 PM (n13/j)

396 Terry Bradshaw is from Louisiana and lives on a ranch along the Red River (can't remember what side of it). He sounds like a bumpkin but he's fairly bright. A head case but bright.

Posted by: Puddleglum

Went to LA Tech - was a legend there when I was living in North Louisiana...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 02:35 PM (32YRo)

397 "Noel did not kill herself."

Posted by: Titus at November 21, 2019 02:37 PM (k6X1s)

398 If you believe that the federal government isn't capable of murdering people while in custody, Google Kenneth Trentadue. The circumstances surrounding his murder in 1995 are incredible, especially the high level efforts involved in covering it up and where the murder fits within a larger conspiracy.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 21, 2019 02:58 PM (0CMdT)

399 #361, a friend of mine is Korean-American from Queens, Harvard both undergrad and grad school, then stayed in Boston for work after she finished the MBA.

She sounds like William F. Buckley three martinis in.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (rGgyS)

400 Me, I went from the DC suburbs to Oxford Mississippi for seven years, and haven't lived much north of the Kentucky state line since. I sounded like an extra from "The Dukes of Hazzard" if I wasn't careful.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (rGgyS)

401 Holy saint hitlery couldn't have been involved in Epsteins death, but even if she did, she wouldn't remember being one of Americas most famous amnesiacs. Just ask chubble. Saint bill, rapist molester traitor liar perjuror and a very long line of dead and mysterious deaths. America, Having much rejected God, these substitute saviors/saints will just have to do, eh ? Sodom and Gomorrah don't look so bad in comparison, eh?

Posted by: ron n. at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (om5HK)

Joe Biden: Mark My Words, This Violence Against Women Situation Is Going to Require a Lot of Punching, and I'm Literally Serious

Are you all right there, pop-pop?

Did your brain take a little nap?




Joe Biden

We need to grab hold of sexism and slap it in its whore mouth.

He also forgot Kamala Harris exists, but who can blame him for that one?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:09 PM




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1 Russian bot FIRST! - Linn Ridge

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ZD+J8)

2 Joey Bidet STRIKES again!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Ejm1K)

3 damn. read it. rookie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (oY5lM)

4 Poor Slo-mo.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (LGXGf)

5 This guy shouldn't even have a rivers license let alone the Oval Office.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

6 Howdy-do

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (77GNy)

7 Or is the preferred AoSHQ style "Joey Bribem"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Ejm1K)

8 do those punches come before or after firing a couple shotgun rounds through the door?

Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (JMDly)

9 Well, I guess punching is more clear-cut than his usual sniffing.

Posted by: mojojojo74 at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Y3DtO)

10 Joey Bidet punching down again. With his mouth. And his hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (KKmEo)

11 See! I didn't even need to be here!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (L7xi5)

12 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the I wish I Misheard the Lyrics Critic ... at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (LPnfS)

13 Read the content. Again

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (GXoKW)

14 We must avoid the tar baby of domestic violence.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (T6t7i)

15 My name is Joe Biden, I'm 77 years old, and I can lick any man in the house!

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (I2/tG)

16

Scratch n' Sniff

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (vEIlU)

17 Biden is aging so fast it's hard to watch. Stress will do it. Also Prince Andrew looks about 75.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (U7k5w)

18 We're gonna make domestic violence our bitch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (xPJvm)

19 Joe Biden




Please, for all that is Holy, someone please make the bad man go away.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (kDUUX)

20 Biden: "Let's f*ck that gay bashing right in the ass"

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (hr2+k)

21 Joey actually needs a stroke to blame.

Posted by: without malice at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (WX+x0)

22 'Keep Hitting it until they Listen!'

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (gh1GI)

23 I'm sure he followed that up with a man's responsibilities to a woman he's put in a family way.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (LGXGf)

24


Alternate post title:

Please Make This Guy The Democrat Nominee

Posted by: Soothie at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (emmzB)

25 top 15? First ever.

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (TcM5G)

26 When I am elected, my eyes will fill with blood, and shoot lightning bolts at my enemies!

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (I2/tG)

27 In fairness to Biden, domestic violence was kind of asking for it, dressing provocatively and mouthing off and all that.

Posted by: The Washington Post at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (2PXwn)

28 Yo Joe.
Wanna throw in a little beyotch-slappin' just for fun?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (LCzNi)

29 @ChadPergram 53 seconds ago

From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.


Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

30 Huh?

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (I2/tG)

31 And then Joe Biden wants to caress and sniff the hair of the victims. Because a man you hardly know violating your personal space is exactly what abuse victims need.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (SjIcT)

32 Remember that Biden was the sponsor of the Violence Against Women Act, which sets up all sorts of resources for women. But there are no corresponding resources for male victims of domestic violence. A man goes to a shelter, they'll turn him away and laugh behind his back.

We already had laws restricting violence against women. They were called "assault and battery" and similar terms. No need to get the Feds involved in more of our lives. Thanks, Joey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Ejm1K)

33 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (q80AH)

34 This will be all the rage and subject of screaming chyrons for two weeks like President Trump's comment- right?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (H8fSa)

35

Biden: Let's Give Cancer Cancer

Posted by: Soothie at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (emmzB)

36 The fact that this imbecile is even as close to POTUS as he is makes me weep for our country.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

37 I hope that Arkansas judge makes Huntaa Bidet pay a million dollars a month in child support.

Huntaa Huntaa Huntaa, after pissing hot for the Navy you should know better than whipping out your dick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (KKmEo)

38 I heard somewhat that I have a new grandkid.

What's that all about?

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (I2/tG)

39 It's great he's punching back. E. Warren's campaign will just say they fell down some polling stairs, but not seriously injured.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (NVYyb)

40 29 @ChadPergram 53 seconds ago

From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.


Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

=========

Ha!

Romney's on the leash regarding impeachment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (q80AH)

41 If we're going to do anything about what climate change is doing to California, we need to get FIRED UP!
- Joe Biden

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (q/kmn)

42 Domestic violence: we've already told it twice so it better listen.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (SjIcT)

43 We're gonna make domestic violence our bitch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Until you can make the same chick that called the cops stop assaulting the cops when they go to arrest D'qwaun, no, you're not.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (kDUUX)

44 Biden: "Lynch racism!"

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (hr2+k)

45 I feel very sorry for Joe's new grandchild

dada crack head

grandada cracked

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (rpxSz)

46 biden will not be the democrat nominee. Trump will destroy him in the general and they can't let that happen.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

47 Please slap me in my whore mouth!! And do other things as well!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (RZeKZ)

48 Joey the Paste Eater has already told domestic violence twice already!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (HaL55)

49 From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a
chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the
need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the
impeachment at all.



I think he's been reading his polling.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)

50 Wow...

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

51 I like this Biden guy, he gets it.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

52 From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.


Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)



I guess he is using the "if you can't say anything nice" argument.

What a jackass.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (vEIlU)

53 That is just Joe being Joe. If Trump said it, it would be another article of impeachment.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (n13/j)

54 We should also be punching sexism whenever it breaks a glass or doesn't wash the dishes quickly enough. Just to keep it in line, you know.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (2PXwn)

55 Domestic violence, why do you keep making me do this to you??

Posted by: Joey Loves You at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (aSKRB)

56 @ChadPergram 53 seconds ago

From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.
-----
No peach mint flavored vaping liquid? I thought that was Romney's favorite.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (L7xi5)

57 We must doink the heck out of sexual abuse, and keep doinking until we can't doink anymore.

-Things Joe Biden says.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (H8fSa)

58 Trump? Crazy. Amendment 25!

Biden? Elder statesman. That's just Joe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

59 I think every republican should publicly offer congratulations to Joe for his new grandchild.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (LCzNi)

60 49 From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a
chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the
need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the
impeachment at all.


I think he's been reading his polling.
Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)

========

There was word that McConnell demanded that Trump stop attacking Romney.

I wonder what McConnell told Romney at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (q80AH)

61 Betoff had no problem sending people with guns to houses to kill people that had guns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (JFO2v)

62 They should really get his feet up above his head.

You know? Get some blood to what is left of his brain.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (gh1GI)

63 44
Biden: "Lynch racism!"

Posted by: Roy

Loose the dogs and fire hoses on intolerance!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (T6t7i)

64 We need to all stand behind President Truman in this moment of crisis.

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (I2/tG)

65 29 @ChadPergram 53 seconds ago

From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.


Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)


What a good little moral busy body totalitarian he is.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (SjIcT)

66

I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU)

67 In order to stop child molesters, we must take pedophilia and rape it in its tight, sweet little ass. Just plunge our rigid penis of righteousness into its tender virgin anus over and over and over until it surrenders to us completely.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (fK2gX)

68 You are literally going to have to pay me and my son a bunch of money to end all this bribery going around.
/s/ Joe Biden

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (cXp0V)

69 66

I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU)

========

For nightmare purposes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

70 Joey "Paste Eater" Biden has to be a serial molester by that statement alone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

71 This is the guy who gave advice to Hunter. I almost feel bad he's a medical waste dumpster fire.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (H8fSa)

72 I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking

Her face would collapse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (KKmEo)

73 What bullshit. I've worked with men who have been locked up in the system of domestic violence, for "acting in self-defense."

The law is very clear. And by clear I mean, clear like mud. When your girlfriend is punching you, and throwing shit at you, and threatening to keep you from seeing your children, and you "raise your hand" to keep her from hitting you again, the law will swoop in and say "you are a batterer."

Oh yes it will.

Like sooooooo many other things the left does, it takes a real issue, a real problem of men who use violence against women, writes laws that make it damn near impossible for the average idiot male to know what he can and can't do, and then will force him into a Kafka-like system that will have consequences the rest of his life.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (hku12)

74 Betoff had no problem sending people with guns to houses to kill people that had guns.
Posted by: rhennigantx


The "sendees" weren't too keen on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (kDUUX)

75 But yet they keep him on stage to gaffe and gaffe again. On purpose? Or do they not see how this comes across... I think the backroom Dems are throwing in the towel for 2020

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (X+a7J)

76 Rape?? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!

Posted by: Joey "Caramel Hands" Biden at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (aSKRB)

77 From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.


Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)


A friend of mine is a very gung-ho Mormon who has been in the tank for Romney as far back as I can remember (and I've known him since '05). Can't stand Trump, largely because Romney can't stand Trump. However, I did ask him not too long ago whether he was going to stand by Mr. Pierre Delicto's Twitter habits, and his response was "Uggghhh.....yeah, no."

Romney is starting to look like a joke even among his die-hard supporters.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (2PXwn)

78 I feel very sorry for Joe's new grandchild

Hey - my grandkid's already on the boards of four Ukrainian companies and three Chinese companies!

We Bidens are talented!

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (I2/tG)

79 Trump's ball don't taste half bad

don't agree with Zelensky though

don't love his ass

Posted by: MUTT the slut at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (rpxSz)

80 But Domestic Violence you know I love you baby.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (pw+jk)

81 when do they get out the cane and yank this guy offstage?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (WI7YS)

82 Kill everybody we define as intolerant!

/Biden, well, actually the entire Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (oVJmc)

83 Mittels Rombley needs to be made ambassador to Ulaan Bator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (KKmEo)

84 They claim the answer to stopping possible collusion was to collude so you never really know.

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (LZerG)

85 He's got my votes.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (w4k1U)

86 81 when do they get out the cane and yank this guy offstage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (WI7YS)

========

But the national polls!

Haven't you seen the national polls?!

I mean, sure, he's going to lose at least 3 of the first four primaries, but the national polls!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (q80AH)

87 We gotta dork these anti-sodomy laws in the squeakhole.
- Joe Biden

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (q/kmn)

88 Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ymnmz)

89 Good old Quid Pro Joe really knows how to owngoal.

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (RZeKZ)

90 'They only hit you because you disappoint them, Sugartits.'

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (gh1GI)

91 That may count as the most Bidenesque thing Creepy Joe has ever said.

Why is this pathetic, frail, old man not in a retirement home creeping on Great Gramma?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

92 Best part of that clip is they let Slojo keep talking, until he says something off-script, then there's nervous laughing, "did he really say that?"

Yes. He did.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (hku12)

93 Whe you really think about it. Does anyone truly vape for the flavors? AFAIK, they stuff tastes like crap. It is not like you are eating a Twinkie. Hey Mittens, they are trying to be cool or chillax. The problem is nicotine not :flavors". Maybe there are exceptions, but come on people. Who started smoking back in the day because the taste was so amazing?

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (n13/j)

94 Punk Rock Trump roxx!

https://bit.ly/35mwhaE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

95 Does the 25th Amendment apply to Nominees?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (gh1GI)

96 I'm in tears laughing at the fart sidebar link. I think Tweety is the cheese cutter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (y7DUB)

97 88 Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ymnmz)

Please someone suggest to Joe he use the phrase, "It's go time!"

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

98 Why is this pathetic, frail, old man not in a retirement home creeping on Great Gramma?
======

Because she's too old for him?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (QsyhO)

99 We need to burn a cross in racism's front yard!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (2PXwn)

100 I'm proud to be here in the great state of Idaho - oops, I mean Iowa!

Idaho has mountains - I should have noticed.

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

101 Joe Bidet is so far off his rocker he is surfing corn in Nebraska.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (KKmEo)

102 I wonder what McConnell told Romney at the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (q80AH)

brush your choppers

and grab your kneepads

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (rpxSz)

103 one of these days, domestic violence. pow! zoom! straight to the moon.

Posted by: Ralph Biden at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (nFwvY)

104 I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU)

========

For nightmare purposes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)


nah, just a new fun meme

Shillue's got pop-eyed pan head down.
Swalwell's it wasn't a fart fart
Biden - whatever he says
Schumer - the Penguin
etc...

Stretch Pelosi's getting old

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (vEIlU)

105 We need to white out this racism asap - Joe Biden

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (r+sAi)

106 I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking

Her face would collapse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (KKmEo)

-------------

*reads*
*sighs heavily*
*pushes away the rest of his lunch*

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (q/kmn)

107

Joe Biden: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice. Get it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (mpeBU)

108 >>But yet they keep him on stage to gaffe and gaffe again. On purpose?
Or do they not see how this comes across... I think the backroom Dems
are throwing in the towel for 2020


Right?
A couple guesses - one, no one wants to tell Joe to leave (it's easier to let him flame out), or two, he appeals to older, less radical Democrats and they keep him around so that Warren, Bernie, Casrto and Harris don;t alienate them before the end of the primaries.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

109 We must take responsibility as men, for our out of wedlock children. We must grope these children, every chance we get...

- Joe Biden

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (hku12)

110 37 I hope that Arkansas judge makes Huntaa Bidet pay a million dollars a month in child support.

Huntaa Huntaa Huntaa, after pissing hot for the Navy you should know better than whipping out your dick.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (KKmEo)


Maybe he'll show up to court wearing a Huntaa Hintay t-shirt.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (vkS2Z)

111 Well, this is the same Biden campaign that sent out a message about how well he did at the debate 3 hours before the debate...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (dkvcO)

112 -
--
Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ymnmz)

Please someone suggest to Joe he use the phrase, "It's go time!"
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM

---------------------

OK, that stuff made me laugh.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (aSKRB)

113 Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Biden isn't a boomer. Biden is a war baby.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (kDUUX)

114 we need to chain sexual violence to the radiator in the basement and rape it out of existence, perhaps burying its corpse in the crawlspace

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (lTllX)

115 We must work like never before to eradicate bad things. Work makes you free!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

116 Come on man!!
We have to take domestic violence behind the gym and beat the hell out of her... I mean him.. No. I said beat the hell out of it and much beating we will much do.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (pw+jk)

117 Watching him you can't help but *feel* him straining to hold concentration on the topic at hand. Dr. Jill Biden needs to do an intervention.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Xqo6t)

118 And Lloyd.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (aSKRB)

119 Many people wonder why Hunter is such a mess. Imagine growing up with this buffoon as your father. Every day was probably like a circus of clowns slowing dying from punching each other in the dick.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (H8fSa)

120 Willowed from the last thread, I'm the guy who posted the link to the Townhall article and yes it was Guy Benson, good call Huck Follywood. Thanks for the perspective. BTW I truly am concerned about this impeachment crap and I am 100% pro Trump!

Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (HJjnM)

121
AP has a story that President Trump saying I want nothing. No quid pro quo is open to interpretation. But hearsay and feelzzz is the Gospel truth.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (mpeBU)

122 I already told the bitch twice!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

123 I'm still expecting slow Joe, who has the brain power of a retarded budgie, to challenge himself to a fist fight when he sees himself in a mirror.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

124 We've got to stop little girl hair sniffing....We've got to Sniff it and Sniff it and Sniff it........No really , this is a huge problem.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (lMn1U)

125 What do you say to domestic abuse with two black eyes? Nothing, you done said it twice.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (PFjNT)

126 1969: In order to save the village we had to destroy it

2019: In order to support civility we had to give it two black eyes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

127 I get emails from the Biden campaign. Grampa thinks Trump is almost terrified at the thought of running against a paste eater.

oh, on Fox News there was just a clip of Bidne last night saying that Putin does want him to be president. Take your pills, grampa, that second dog isn't really there.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Impeachment at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (YG34V)

128 He has dead eyes.

Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (gh1GI)

129 Biden: We need to punch sexism until it stops.
Sanders: Yeah, but sexism probably secretly likes to be hit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (wCmLp)

130 We have to suck it up for Homos

Posted by: Joe 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (rpxSz)

131 Joey Bidet to campaign staff, "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (KKmEo)

132 96
I'm in tears laughing at the fart sidebar link. I think Tweety is the cheese cutter.

Posted by: Captain Hate


Laura is completely helpless with laughter.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (T6t7i)

133 In fairness to Biden, this really isn't very different from the way he's always talked. He's not known as the Gaffe-a-matic for nothing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (IttZ7)

134 We're gonna give violins against women a good fiddlin'!

Posted by: Joey "Nice Mudshark Sunglasses, Baby!" Biden at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (uC+Z4)

135 I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM)

136 #ThereWasA2ndPooter

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

137 If Biden does win nomination and beat Trump, and assuming he doesn't formally stroke out prior to 2024, he'll be 81 ... and his press conferences would be absolutely hilarious train wrecks.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hdzef)

138 By the way, I'm all in for immolating domestic abusers, feet first and blow darting them with adrenaline till dead.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (H8fSa)

139 I like this Biden guy, he gets it.
Posted by: Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

A+

Posted by: RUReadingthis at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (aQ25I)

140 Joey has the doll's dead eyes in his pocket.

Posted by: without malice at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (WX+x0)

141 But first, we really have to try and get our hands around this problem of inappropriate touching.
- Joe Biden

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (q/kmn)

142 128 He has dead eyes.

Like a doll's eyes.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (gh1GI)

we have fixed that, OK

Posted by: SEX TOY INDUSTRY at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (rpxSz)

143 Mom, keep him away from me!

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (vtcmf)

144 AND this racism stuff better stop gettin uppity!

Posted by: Joe "I Cry Tears of Blood for this Country" Biden at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (aSKRB)

145 Still doubt the lunatic theory he's only in it for CYA, to keep his son and himself out of trouble?
No one is this stupid.

Posted by: Quilp at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Fxgkp)

146 oh, on Fox News there was just a clip of Bidne last night saying that Putin does want him to be president. Take your pills, grampa, that second dog isn't really there.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Impeachment at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (YG34V)

Seriously, why would Putin want a retardate in the White House?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

147 >>Come on man!!
We have to take domestic violence
behind the gym and beat the hell out of her... I mean him.. No. I said
beat the hell out of it and much beating we will much do. My word as a Biden.



Posted by: Joe Biden

- - - -

ROTFL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

148 Didn't Joey Bidet one time say to a disabled fellow Democrat politician "stand up!" or something like that?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (KKmEo)

149 I SMELL TOAST!


WHO IS MAKING TOAST?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (gh1GI)

150 Doll eyes = Barney Rubble eyes.

Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (RuIsu)

151
Damn, I love Emerald Robinson who is a Cuckhunter of Ace-level prowess:

"Jay [Caruso] was the chief "get my coffee" intern for Bill Kristol at Weekly Standard. And now he's the chief "get my coffee" intern at WashEx. He's the Vindman of neo-con magazine coffee wranglers. Maybe someday he will be Chief Coffee Minister of DC!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (AzW6q)

152 15 My name is Joe Biden, I'm 77 years old, and I can lick any man in the house!

Posted by: Joe!

I think it should be 'lick any swinging dick in the house'.

Posted by: dirks strewn at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (/Fmtj)

153 Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (kM2y6)

154 146 oh, on Fox News there was just a clip of Bidne last night saying that Putin does want him to be president. Take your pills, grampa, that second dog isn't really there.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Impeachment at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (YG34V)

Seriously, why would Putin want a retardate in the White House?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

========

Anyone who will hire personnel to hamper the American energy industry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)

155 What bullshit. I've worked with men who have been locked up in the system of domestic violence, for "acting in self-defense."



The law is very clear. And by clear I mean, clear like mud. When
your girlfriend is punching you, and throwing shit at you, and
threatening to keep you from seeing your children, and you "raise your
hand" to keep her from hitting you again, the law will swoop in and say
"you are a batterer."



Oh yes it will.



Like sooooooo many other things the left does, it takes a real
issue, a real problem of men who use violence against women, writes laws
that make it damn near impossible for the average idiot male to know
what he can and can't do, and then will force him into a Kafka-like
system that will have consequences the rest of his life.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM

---

Knew a guy who was arrested a bunch of times for "domestic violence" when his girlfriend would call the Cops because he wouldn't do what she wanted or give him money, etc.


The rule in the Town I lived in then was if the Cops showed up, someone (always the guy) was going to get arrested and go spend the night in jail. She would never press charges and they let him go every time.


He finally had enough and tried to move out but she called them one more time. He got smart and called the Sheriff the next time he was going to go and get his stuff and leave. He waited for them to show up and he went in and got his stuff and left without incident.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (JUOKG)

156 I thought I told you guys to send that congratulatory email about my debate performance out before the debate?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (pw+jk)

157 73 Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (hku12)


Yep. I have an acquaintance who got into an argument with his wife, and she started throwing punches. He pushed past her to leave the house and she fell on her ass. She calls the cops and when they arrive, he has a black eye and bloodied nose, she doesn't have a scratch. Guess who went to jail.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (w4k1U)

158 Chris Wallace if a fucking idiot.

It's no wonder we have so many uniformed citizens when the media is so uninformed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (ZLI7S)

159 From the last thread, regarding Iran:

Fast forward, and you can trace the current Iran infatuation back to Victorian/Edwardian Brits who "went native". It's no coincidence that Commie Spy Kim Philby was the son of the notorious middle east meddler H. St. John Philby. On that very note, look into the backstory of that Strzok guy and also Buttigieg.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 21, 2019 12:06 PM (Hi8cV)

With respect to the recent prog infatuation with Iran, I think that's related to the fact that the Bush family (and by extension the GOP-e) had become so closely tied to the Saudis, and then the Saudi's started to warm up and align themselves with Israel. So, the natural move was for the progs to start supporting the greatest enemy of Israel and the Saudis. Add to this the fact that the Iranians have been throwing HUGE amoutnts of cash around to try and influence politicians around the world (much of it through their proxies in Qatar, who also hate the Saudis). And in the Obama Administration specifically, never forget that Valerie Jarrett, the shadow president, was actually born in Iran and always retained strong ties to the Iranian Regime.

We actually had an Iranian Agent serving as the top adviser to the President for 8 long years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

160 Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.

The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (ZGrMX)

161 Are there any Dem debates scheduled for the second week of December?

Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (Pqytn)

162 Woohoo! Another rejection email for a job application!

I'm not gonna swill bourbon this time, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

163 We have to have a top to bottom solution for the gays

Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (rpxSz)

164 George Carlin chimed in BTW.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (kM2y6)

165 Hill: They were trying to cause chaos in the American System.

Democrats: Glad we could help!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

166 >>
But first, we really have to try and get our hands around this problem of inappropriate touching.

- Joe Biden

I have a nose for that sort of thing!
-- Joey choo-choo

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

167 149 I SMELL TOAST!


WHO IS MAKING TOAST?!

Posted by: Joe Biden

Oh, it's only you Kamala.

Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (/Fmtj)

168 145
Still doubt the lunatic theory he's only in it for CYA, to keep his son and himself out of trouble?

No one is this stupid.

Posted by: Quilp


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: AOC at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (T6t7i)

169 >> Chris Wallace if a fucking idiot.


He is the New Shep Smith.

Mealy mouthed fag.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (gh1GI)

170 "We need to crush cigarettes into the back of domestic abuse!" - Joe Biden

Posted by: jmt at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (I8vjj)

171 VAWA, not just funded women-only shelteres, but also millions and millions for "non-profit" legal aid--only for women.

Where they churn out ex-parte restraining orders against only men

You know, those domestic violence restraining orders that makes it illegal for you to possess a gun?

And now you see the true purpose ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (cXp0V)

172 Bidet is 4th in new Iowa Poll

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)

173 Domestic violence is bad. The poop is in the pudding.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

174 >>He also forgot Kamala Harris exists, but who can blame him for that one?


She's not African-American, she's Jamaican-Indian.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

175 We need to toss homophobia off a 10-story building.

Posted by: Mullah Mapplethorpe at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (PFjNT)

176 - Wheelchair

- Dim hallway

- Whiff of dried urine

- Blanket

- Friendship bracelet

- Half eaten tapioca

- Story of beating spatula

Some assembly required

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (CwfDw)

177 I love that soft, creamy paste.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (q177U)

178 I expect his brain to lock up any day now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (hLRSq)

179 I like the way Biden slices and dices concerning domestic violence.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (r+sAi)

180 Channeling his inner Cornpop!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (vGJY7)

181 What about domestic violence against the unborn? Is it OK to rip their bodies apart and sell their organs?

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (q177U)

182 i think joe biden doesn't really want to be president.

it's why all this is coming out of his head and mouth.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (E+OcO)

183 In fairness to Biden, this really isn't very different from the way he's always talked. He's not known as the Gaffe-a-matic for nothing.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (IttZ7)


What's hilarious is he was laughed off the national stage, BY the Democrat Party, in the 80s for being a buffoon, and here we are, in 2019.

Now, try bringing ANYTHING from the 80s forward, any political position the Democrats held then... virtually every one of their positions is now literally worse than Hilter.

But here's Biden.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (hku12)

184 >>He also forgot Kamala Harris exists, but who can blame him for that one?


She is not an African American.

Never has been.

Never will be.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (gh1GI)

185 He said you can't go into a 7/11 without an Indian accent. He bragged that Deleware was a slave state and he could do well in the South.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFduMuP7v-

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (n13/j)

186

Meh, I thought this impeachment crap was over. That is how much I'm paying attention. I guess there is another "key witness."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU)

187 Gun violence needs to be shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (q177U)

188 damn. read it. rookie.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM


Relax. You may not be young, but at least now you're hip.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Lic/8)

189 I'd almost feel sorry for what they're doing to Biden

except he's a total asshat and always has been a smug prick so

lol I'm enjoying this!

CRASH AND BURN, BIDENS!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Rarvo)

190 Chris Wallace is a completely unoriginal, uncritical thinker. Any observations he has are from parroting "concerns" from others.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Xqo6t)

191 Joey Bidet still being 'viable' for the Democrats really does prove how they are willing to forget things for the Cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (KKmEo)

192 Late term abortions should be available to all girls

especially in Arkansas

very late

Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (rpxSz)

193 You have to admit, Junk-Joe is hilarious to watch. It never gets old watching him talk to the screen instead of the audience.

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (sI15f)

194 trying again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFduMuP7v-k

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (n13/j)

195 I expect his brain to lock up any day now.

Heh, brain.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (vGJY7)

196 Nah bro

Gun violence needs to be shot through the door using a shotgun

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (KKmEo)

197 I'm dying here.

And I'd kill for Demented Joe to screw up and tell one of the female candidates to shut her "whore mouth."

At the very least, tell her to "calm down."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

198 Late term abortions should be available to all girls

especially in Arkansas

very late


Joe is gonna have to have a tete a tete with Nan, get some pointers for dealing with annoying baby mommas

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Rarvo)

199 I guess there is another "key witness."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU)

*Another* one? How many witnesses do they need to prove they are idiots?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (L7xi5)

200 93 Whe you really think about it. Does anyone truly vape for the flavors? AFAIK, they stuff tastes like crap. It is not like you are eating a Twinkie. Hey Mittens, they are trying to be cool or chillax. The problem is nicotine not :flavors". Maybe there are exceptions, but come on people. Who started smoking back in the day because the taste was so amazing?


Posted by: Quint

Yeah, it's not like sucking dicks.

Posted by: Barry at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (/Fmtj)

201 Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

This is a different one than the one you thought you might have an interview for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (WI7YS)

202 The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.
Posted by: Ian S.



It's not even that. You can vape mj. What you can't vape is Vitamin E acetate.

If you were to steep mj in propylene glycol or vegetable glycerin and then vape it, you'd be fine.

The dipshits used the wrong delivery liquid.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (kDUUX)

203 135 I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM)

I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore. I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they don't know how to stop him from collapsing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J)

204 Eygor couldn't find a brain for Joey Bidet so the Doctor had to improvise with some Malt-o-meal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (KKmEo)

205 BREAKING: Even Hunter Biden is so mortified by his father that he's conducting a nationwide search for Corn Pop hoping a DNA test will prove paternity in his case.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (LupTM)

206 the mojitos flow strong from the Wallace

Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (rpxSz)

207 Flavors have nothing to do with it.

The people who were hurt Vaping were Vaping Vitamin E Oil.


Bad Juju.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (gh1GI)

208 @m_mendozaferrer

Here is #Cenk2020 in 2012 stating that what orthodox Jews and Muslims are teaching their children things that are "Looney Tunes."

https://tinyurl.com/rxs4rxx

(She has a whole thread of videos of him)

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (cF8AT)

209 I laughed until I cried on the punching at it, punching at it, punching at it.

How did Biden remain in politics as long as he has?

Posted by: Drider at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (R/UH9)

210 Roughly 14 months since Nike signed Colin Kaepernick to a new star-level endorsement deal, the signature shoe that was a centerpiece of the agreement is set to be rolled out in December, shoe industry sources tell Yahoo Sports.

.. well, this explains the sham in Atlanta

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (3aI0K)

211 nicotine is pretty ok tho and it in and of itself is not harmful

it sharpens the mind and energizes, it helps with IBS

there are seriously worse things to be addicted to, if you have a safe delivery system it's around caffeine level harmful

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Rarvo)

212 I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM)



I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore. I think he's
being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are
(rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party.
BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they
don't know how to stop him from collapsing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J)


Maybe DOCTOR Jill wants us to see how he's declining, so she can put him in a home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

213 I'm dying here.

And I'd kill for Demented Joe to screw up and tell one of the female candidates to shut her "whore mouth."

At the very least, tell her to "calm down."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


"Go make us some sammiches and cool down."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (kDUUX)

214 Mom, who's Corn Pop?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (vtcmf)

215 To be fair, the steel plate in his head keeps picking up static from Vega.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

216 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (tjClK)

217 They're just gaffes, folks. No reason to make assumptions about his fitness for office or state of mind based on some gaffes. We all know the truth that Biden is pretty great and that this focus on slips of the tongue or misspeaks is just right-wing agitation.

Posted by: Insane People, AKA The Press at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (I2dne)

218 >>The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.


It's not the THC. It's the choice of Liquids to carry it.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (gh1GI)

219 205 BREAKING: Even Hunter Biden is so mortified by his father that he's conducting a nationwide search for Corn Pop hoping a DNA test will prove paternity in his case.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (LupTM)


hahaha

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (sI15f)

220 I'm dying here.

And I'd kill for Demented Joe to screw up and tell one of the female candidates to shut her "whore mouth."

At the very least, tell her to "calm down."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


"Go make us some sammiches and cool down."
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (kDUUX)
+++++++++++++
"Don't be so hysterical."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (I2dne)

221 I don't hit women, but if I did, I'd hit Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sir Charles Barkley of the Slapahoe Tribe at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (tjClK)

222 Hey now!

He is actually right!

After all, what did we do when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?

That's right! We nuked China!

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (NgKpN)

223 201 Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

This is a different one than the one you thought you might have an interview for?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (WI7YS)

Yes, this was completely separate.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

224 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?

Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (1TU21)

225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.

https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

226 172 Bidet is 4th in new Iowa Poll
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)

Speaking of toast. His candidacy would be that if he actually finished that low in Iowa. I'm thinking mayor Pete is pulling from Biden's base of moderate white vote.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (Xqo6t)

227 Interesting that my Trump-hating friend on Facebook is posting about Trump's tax returns instead of the Democrat debate or impeachment hearings.

Posted by: girldog at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (SJiiM)

228 Joe is part of the "Silent Generation"

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (3aI0K)

229 191 Joey Bidet still being 'viable' for the Democrats really does prove how they are willing to forget things for the Cause.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (KKmEo)



It also shows how Obama depleted their bench. The fact that a mayor from a small college town is running in he top 3 - and he has minimal experience reflects on Obama's "coattails."

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (zVXtJ)

230 But first, we really have to try and get our hands around this problem of inappropriate touching.

- Joe Biden

I have a nose for that sort of thing!
-- Joey choo-choo
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

-----------

We gotta grab this problem by the shoulders and whisper into it's ear, "Hey...let's get outta here."

- Joe Biden

Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (q/kmn)

231 193 You have to admit, Junk-Joe is hilarious to watch. It never gets old watching him talk to the screen instead of the audience


I think that may be deliberate pre planned acting. He is hedging his bets in case that he gets indicted for one of his many illegal activities. He can then claim senility aka the Mueller dementia-deafness syndrome.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (PMtBh)

232 I think we should call the Biden baby "Lil' Corn Pop."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

233 225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.

https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

Do they have one for in-laws? Asking for a...well, me actually.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

234 224 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?


where did the Jamaicans come from tho?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Rarvo)

235 I lmao in the shower with Joe's punching gaffe was on the radio this morning a 6am.


Don't feel sorry for him, he's ALWAYS been th his way.

Posted by: dagny at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (nRWPy)

236 I swear sometimes I think we are living in an episode of "Yes, Prime Minister". Then I remember all the unfunny evil political shit going on and my smile fades....like an eye bruise of Joe Biden's wife.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (r+sAi)

237 Think of me as your older brother, and I'll be watching out for you!

Posted by: President Joey at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (uC+Z4)

238 Re: Biden getting creamed in the general- maybe, but I doubt it. I think he would lose or win narrowly. They need to run a crazy, ala McGovern, to get their mob back in line. They're banking on a failure theater Fauxcahontas or Comrade Bernie to take a 45 state whuppin' to reusher in the Clinton 3rd way hegemony.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (87EdW)

239 >>Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.


They have harnessed the power of Jewish Mothers to protect the Homeland.

The Technology works directly on the Guilt Center of the Missile's Navigation System.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (gh1GI)

240 209 I laughed until I cried on the punching at it, punching at it, punching at it.

How did Biden remain in politics as long as he has?
Posted by: Drider at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (R/UH9)

He's a Democrat Senator from Delaware. A lifetime appointment.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (Xqo6t)

241 Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (cF8AT)

I would like to see he and "FrontPage's" Danile Greenfield (who is an Orthodox Jew) have a debate. I think Greenfield would destroy him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (WI7YS)

242 I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore.
I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests
who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the
party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and
they don't know how to stop him from collapsing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J)

_________


"Collapsing? You mean, like, without wearing an exoskeleton suit?" -- RoboHillary 2020!

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (CYF6W)

243 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (1TU21)
++++++++++
Depends on how far back you want to go. She is not an "African-American" because her family is from the West Indies. There are people there who are of "African descent," though, and I think her family has some of them in the family tree somewhere.

This doesn't and shouldn't matter. Now that everyone is proposing "reparations" that will involve our own implementation of Nuremberg Laws, however, it may well start to matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (I2dne)

244 according to some guy on that twitter link (he gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town.


They elected slave owner heritage, but hate me for being white, and my heritage is escaping Germany's abuse of their people, making them cannon fodder or starving peasants. Sum Ting Wong.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (Cus5s)

245 218 >>The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.


It's not the THC. It's the choice of Liquids to carry it.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (gh1GI)

It's the Vitamin E acetate they're using. Legit e juice manufacturers use vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

246 UKRAINE IS FRIEND RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (J7Jdc)

247 I think we should call the Biden baby "Lil' Corn Pop."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

-----
My street name is Lil' G Money

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (RrqtM)

248 Y'all are on fi-ah this morning! So freaking funny!

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (sI15f)

249 227 Interesting that my Trump-hating friend on Facebook is posting about Trump's tax returns instead of the Democrat debate or impeachment hearings.

.. I fully expect Trumps tax returns to be much like Obama's birth certificate .. nothing

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (3aI0K)

250 I think we should call the Biden baby "Lil' Corn Pop."

I like it.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (vtcmf)

251 >>where did the Jamaicans come from tho?


Go to Jamaica.

Call everyone you meet an African.

See how that works out for you.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (gh1GI)

252 Are retroactive abortions legal?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Bd6rw)

253 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?

-
Kamala is not African American
Lizzie is not Native American
Beto is not Hispanic
Joe is not sane.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

254 Maybe DOCTOR Jill wants us to see how he's declining, so she can put him in a home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
..........

That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

255 He's aiming for SC. He's already said Iowa & NH will be tough for him. Particularly given Warren/Sanders appeal (supposedly) in NH.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (zVXtJ)

256 244 according to some guy on that twitter link (he gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town.

.. that is what Kamala's father said

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (3aI0K)

257 So Kamala runs Brown Town but not Bartertown....

Got it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KKmEo)

258 I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM)

I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore. I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they don't know how to stop him from collapsing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J)


At this point I think he's a placeholder. They don't want any of the loonie lefties to break away, and at some point they'll swoop in and replace Joe with somebody else.

I would think smart money is pointing to Deval.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (hku12)

259 But Trump is constantly inciting violence.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (tjClK)

260 From the sidebar - Amy K: Nancy Pelosi "beats" Donald Trump "every single day".

Uh, sure Porky. Whatever gets you through the night in your barely about 0% campaign.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (77WPm)

261 251 >>where did the Jamaicans come from tho?


Go to Jamaica.

Call everyone you meet an African.

See how that works out for you.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (gh1GI)

Ends with you as fertilizer for marijuana fields.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

262 That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill.
Posted by: Joe Biden
----

lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (LxqES)

263 Hey sweetie, your feet a little big for getting close enough to the stove.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (pw+jk)

264 Replace Joey Bidet with Folder's Crystals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KKmEo)

265 257 So Kamala runs Brown Town but not Bartertown....
======

I run Brown Eye Town

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (QsyhO)

266 Your word as a Biden, you say?

Fine, then. No condom necessary.

Posted by: Some chick in Arkansas at November 21, 2019 12:41 PM (LQtHg)

267 Sexism, we're leaving', you grab your coat, and you're not sayin' goodby to no one.

Posted by: Charlie's counsin at November 21, 2019 12:41 PM (dYinJ)

268 244 according to some guy on that twitter link (he
gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to
Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town.



.. that is what Kamala's father said

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (3aI0K)


I rate this as "True." It's going to be a hoot when Kamala is forced to pay reparations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

269 >>I would like to see he and "FrontPage's" Danile Greenfield (who is an
Orthodox Jew) have a debate. I think Greenfield would destroy him.


Eh, Greenfield is much smarter, but Cenk is a bully who knows how to mug for his audience.

Have you seen the debate between Cenk and Dinesh D'Souza?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

270 Go to Jamaica.

Call everyone you meet an African.

See how that works out for you.


oh I don't doubt you I just think she's claiming she's BLACK... and AA is just a euphemism for that, not really a descriptor of her historical lineage.

now I honestly don't know if she is partially Black or not.

it used to be easier when we didn't have to euphemize things so much!

regardless, she's very different from a Black American, I think anyone can see that. But then so was Obama, hmm?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo)

271 I guess there is another "key witness."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU)

*Another* one? How many witnesses do they need to prove they are idiots?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (L7xi5)


What are these people being promised? Trump won't win?

quid pro quo?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (vEIlU)

272 Uncle slow Joe is an idiot.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (0OmEj)

273 I agree with Tom Servo above, which is why I think this is a fold hand for them. Biden would have probably won 4 years ago, but he foolishly deferred to HRC. Now he's probably too far gone.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (87EdW)

274 I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.

You know African-American means black... right?

WTF does any of this have to do with Africa? Nothing.

Stop being silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (hku12)

275
You saw Biden's eyeball suddenly fill with blood. When his brain does the same thing, it's invisible.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (IC+FT)

276 Ja' makin' mistake!

I identify how I want to identify.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, African-American at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Lic/8)

277 225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.

https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

I wouldn't have assumed the hamas missiles were sophisticated enough to have a guidance system, or the ability to turn.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (O+iVW)

278 How much longer are these shampeach foadi fi gonna go on? Until the election?

Posted by: Maxi Water's hair coloring kit at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (vqIkG)

279 Re: Biden getting creamed in the general- maybe, but
I doubt it. I think he would lose or win narrowly. They need to run a
crazy, ala McGovern, to get their mob back in line. They're banking on a
failure theater Fauxcahontas or Comrade Bernie to take a 45 state
whuppin' to reusher in the Clinton 3rd way hegemony.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (87EdW)

The challenge to that logic is given the polarization of the electorate a 45-state landslide simply cannot happen. Absolute upper bound for Trump is 40, absolute upper bound for any Democrat is barely over half the states.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (77WPm)

280 Aw, go on Joe, give Kamala a hug...and a hair-sniff. You know you want to.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LxqES)

281 nicotine is pretty ok tho and it in and of itself is not harmful



it sharpens the mind and energizes, it helps with IBS



there are seriously worse things to be addicted to, if you have a safe delivery system it's around caffeine level harmful

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Rarvo)

I hear ya. While I would never recommend it, nicotine is mainly the addictive substance. My point was no one is vaping because of great flavors. They may use the flavors because it makes it easier, but they keep doing it and spending the money because of nicotine addiction.

The whole thing is a farce. Politicians spend time to get votes. Romney thinks he can get votes on this and that is the reason he is spending time on it. So he bans flavors, now what? What a weird world we live in. Smoking is at an all time low in this country. So of course one of the reasons for smoking cessation is an epidemic itself. I say niccorette is an epidemic. We are a really strange society. We can't even take a win against smoking.

of course it is dumb to start vaping if you don't smoke. Big waste of money and not good for you for sure. But come on man.. Are these people nuts? And I think they are already going after flavors. How is Mittens going to influence Trump? The whole idea is absurd.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (n13/j)

282 At this point I think he's a placeholder. They don't want any of the loonie lefties to break away, and at some point they'll swoop in and replace Joe with somebody else.

I would think smart money is pointing to Deval.
-----------------------
It might end up being a relay race.

Biden collapses and Patrick picks up the baton because they can't have a homo on the ticket.

Then, when Patrick runs out of steam, the lightning fast anchor leg phenom Hillary! steps into the race!

Posted by: Some chick in Arkansas at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LQtHg)

283 >>I just think she's claiming she's BLACK



More like Quadroon.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (gh1GI)

284 Joe: "Stop the Goddamn hammering!"
Moderator: Uhm, VP Biden, no one is ha...
Joe: "I said stop the hammering!"


Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (32YRo)

285 So earlier today Trump tweeted this, in re to Holmes hearing one side of the Sondland phone conversation with him:

@realDonaldTrump

I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I've even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!


So Fredo...well, does a Fredo:

@BlazeTV

CNN's Chris Cuomo tries to strengthen impeachment case against Trump, fails miserably.

https://tinyurl.com/qt7d9hh

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)

286 >>Go to Jamaica.

>>Call everyone you meet an African.

>>See how that works out for you.

Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.

Rasta

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

287 257 In Brown Town 2 go in and only 5 come out

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (3aI0K)

288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......

......six days.

You've got to admire that kind of true love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

289 You don't have to do this, Joe.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (HcHqw)

290 @251 garrett-we have a lot of welders in my trade from Trinidad, you really screw up referring to them as African Americans and they'll let you know it usually by saying something derogatory about American born blacks.

Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (Ie8wE)

291 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles, made by Acme Corp.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (LxqES)

292 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?


where did the Jamaicans come from tho?

Posted by: BlackOrchid



African, yes. African American, no.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (MjyI6)

293 Jane

And after banging his dead brother's widow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (KKmEo)

294 >>according to some guy on that twitter link (he
gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to

Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town.


.. that is what Kamala's father said



Ali Alexander (https://twitter.com/ali) covered this in detail.
She is culturally appropriating the black American experience, particularly those who are descendants of slaves, when she claims to be "African-American."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

295 You don't have to do this, Joe.
Posted by: Anonymous 7
--------

Perfectly timed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (LxqES)

296 Ukrainians are the new Kurds.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (Xqo6t)

297 it helps with IBS

And I'm off to pick up a carton of Virginia Slims.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

298 290 @251 garrett-we have a lot of welders in my trade from Trinidad, you really screw up referring to them as African Americans and they'll let you know it usually by saying something derogatory about American born blacks.
Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (Ie8wE)

Talk to a West African immigrant sometime about American blacks. Whooboy.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (NWiLs)

299 Flavors have nothing to do with it.

The people who were hurt Vaping were Vaping Vitamin E Oil.


Bad Juju.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (gh1GI)

And they were just druggies, looking to get high, so why should I give a shit?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (/sgva)

300 Stacey Abrams alluded to being the running mate to whoever wins the nomination, in a frightening piece she penned in my fish wrap.


"Georgia will be on everyone's minds."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

301 I wonder how Tulsi's skunk stripe smells.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

302 So, Deval/Butterjug?

Deval/Warren?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (LxqES)

303 296 Ukrainians are the new Kurds.


what does that make Polish people lol

the other Kurds? the good ones?

all of this is crazy. the first time someone told me they were Ukrainian, I laughed - I literally thought it was a made up place

now, thirty years later, I again think it's a made up place

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Rarvo)

304 301 I wonder how Tulsi's skunk stripe smells.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

*****
I can't with you people anymore!! bahahahaha!

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (sI15f)

305 Jane

And after banging his dead brother's widow.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (KKmEo)


It's a shame he ran out of widows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

306 These bus windows aren't going to lick themselves!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

307 And after banging his dead brother's widow.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (KKmEo)
.........

That chick must have been hard up.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

308 >>Talk to a West African immigrant sometime about American blacks. Whooboy.

Talk to real black Africans about black Americans. One of the most blistering takedowns of Obama I ever heard was from a black African cab driver.

He almost made me say "Dude, dial it back.".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

309 >>Go to Jamaica.

>>Call everyone you meet an African.

>>See how that works out for you.


Call them African Americans and see how that works out for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (wHJ0y)

310 "Georgia will be on everyone's minds."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------

"..just an old sweet song"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (LxqES)

311 Did none of the other candidates at least do a spit take?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

312 Have you seen the debate between Cenk and Dinesh D'Souza?Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh

No; Is that good?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (WI7YS)

313 285
@realDonaldTrump



I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My
hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person
making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or
understand a conversation. I've even tried, but to no avail. Try it
live!


apparently, trump has never overheard a cellphone conversation between mrs. chronda and her mother, neither of whom has an inside voice.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (sGtp+)

314
.. I fully expect Trumps tax returns to be much like Obama's birth certificate .. nothing
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (3aI0K)


That being said, Owebama's Certificate of Live Birth was a fake, so I hope the returns released by Trump are not of the same caliber.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (9gDA7)

315 In Brown Town, home of the MarxistDome ..
"Two go in, five comes out!"

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (3aI0K)

316 >>I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.


Alinsky #4
Live by identity politics, die by identity politics. This is no different that criticizing Warren for pretending to be Native American.
And we're repeating claims made by people such as Ali Alexander.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

317 Didn't Trump give DeNiro the nickname "Punchy"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (ptqGC)

318 I can't with you people anymore!! bahahahaha!


ikr!!

you guys are HILARIOUS but can you imagine if we had a real SNL, real late night comedy, like we used to?

we're missing out on so much quality TV due to the politicization of talk shows and variety shows or whatever SNL thinks it is

now I can only laugh at Rachel Maddow

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Rarvo)

319 I think we should call the Biden baby "Lil' Corn Pop."


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Nibblet, then?

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (32YRo)

320 >>Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.


I went on a date with his Grand Daughter!

She decided that we should go to Vail at 10 pm on a Wednesday.
Then changed her mind and decided we should go to the Alps.
And she was amazed that I wasn't willing to go home, get my passport and leave for Europe at the drop of a hat!

Cute girl, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (gh1GI)

321 These bus windows aren't going to lick themselves!
Posted by: Joe Biden
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Barack will come.

Posted by: Joe Biden, BFF of my BF Barack at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (LxqES)

322 Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.

Rasta
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)



I and I be always down for ganja.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at link in nic at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (wzVKm)

323 We must solve the problem of arson by burning it, then burning it some more, until there's nothing left but ashes!

Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (BDZWU)

324
...
We are a really strange society. We can't even take a win against smoking.
...
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (n13/j)
++++++++++++++
Because it's about control. Go back to the early 90s when the smoking bans were ramping up and the argument was largely about secondhand smoke. Many people parroted the line, "it isn't about the nicotine, it's about the smoke. You can be unhealthy if you want, but you have no right to make me unhealthy, too."

Much of the science was specious, but that was the main play. It wasn't the truth. The truth was that they hated smoking and wanted it banned.

Vaping is a real problem. There are no deleterious effects on anyone but the user, and any deleterious effects on the user are minor if they exist at all unless you get stupid with it (and this is true of virtually everything "benign" in life).

Vaping allows people to go against their prescribed good behavior in a way that disrupted their justification for controlling the public and people's behavior. It's a problem for them because it has put paid to the arguments they used 30 years ago to get their way. As a result, they are now in a panic.

It's about social control and elimination of behaviors they don't like through a combination of social engineering and state power. Vaping counters them in a totally unexpected way and they hate it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne)

325 >>And they were just druggies, looking to get high, so why should I give a shit?


Why you taking shots at Straw?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (gh1GI)

326 regardless, she's very different from a Black American, I think anyone can see that. But then so was Obama, hmm?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo)

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Really?

How so?

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (RU4sa)

327 So, Deval/Butterjug?



Deval/Warren?





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (LxqES)

Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going to happen.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm)

328 322 Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.

Rasta
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)


I and I be always down for ganja.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at link in nic at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (wzVKm)

Make ev'ryting irie, mon!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

329 The democrats are constantly Fighting the battles that ended 50 years ago.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (4ZhMv)

330 They go Nothing.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (4ZhMv)

331 @298 Insomniac-I had an African African on a crew at a power plant in Hayward Ca. I had to physically separate him from getting in a brawl with another black guy. The American born black was trying to educate the African brother to be down with the struggle.....that didn't go well.

Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Ie8wE)

332 Biden is just a gaffe machine.

"You can't walk into a 7 Eleven without hearing an Indian accent."

Barack Obama: clean, articulate, etc. A Cinderella story!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

333 At this point I think he's a placeholder. They don't want any of the loonie lefties to break away, and at some point they'll swoop in and replace Joe with somebody else.

I would think smart money is pointing to Deval.
-----------------------
It might end up being a relay race.

Biden collapses and Patrick picks up the baton because they can't have a homo on the ticket.

Then, when Patrick runs out of steam, the lightning fast anchor leg phenom Hillary! steps into the race!
Posted by: Some chick in Arkansas at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LQtHg)


Hahaha! Except Hillory would lose her shoe on the way to the finish line.

No, I think Deval might be the Great White Hope they're looking for. So to speak.

Either that, or my go-to favorite dark horse: Oprah.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (hku12)

334 >>She decided that we should go to Vail at 10 pm on a Wednesday.
Then changed her mind and decided we should go to the Alps.
And she was amazed that I wasn't willing to go home, get my passport and leave for Europe at the drop of a hat!

Ha. I dated a girl in college like that for a while.. She wanted me to go to Paris with her one Spring break like it was going downtown for a beer. All her friends were going!

I had to explain that I needed to work during the break to pay college bills. She was not impressed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)

335 >>No; Is that good?

The way I remember is, Cenk just constantly interrupted and belittled him, called him a felon, etc..

That how it is with these debates when the Lefty is a showman like Cenk (or Bill Maher, John Stewart, etc.). They are not trying to convince anyone with logic or arguments, they play to their own crowd with insults and jokes.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (bDqIh)

336 What do you tell a woman senator with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (qAR6u)

337 331 @298 Insomniac-I had an African African on a crew at a power plant in Hayward Ca. I had to physically separate him from getting in a brawl with another black guy. The American born black was trying to educate the African brother to be down with the struggle.....that didn't go well.
Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Ie8wE)

Oh. Shit. I can only imagine...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

338 303
all of this is crazy. the first time someone told me they were Ukrainian, I laughed - I literally thought it was a made up place


it doesn't help that "u kraina" literally means "at the border". saw a twitter war erupt once because a russian used "na ukraine" (on the ukraine) instead of "v ukraine" (in ukraine).

Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (sGtp+)

339 I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.



She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother.

No African American in there.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (wHJ0y)

340 I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7)

341 http://bit.ly/2s65LnE
********
Prince Andrew met Ghislaine Maxwell two weeks after prosecutors announced plan to reopen Epstein prosecution

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (BqBId)

342 327
So, Deval/Butterjug?





Deval/Warren?









Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (LxqES)

Coupe
Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way the
fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going
to happen.


Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm)
I doubt Deval Patrick can pull it off. Name recognition - outside of the Northeast has to be close to nonexistent. Only having 2 people show up for his rally yesterday is telling.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (N39Ws)

343 SURPRISE: Michelle Obama

The former first lady became a first-time Grammy nominee thanks to her audiobook for Becoming and resulting nod in the Best Spoken Word Album category,

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (3aI0K)

344 You'd think we would have run out of Biden jokes by now.
But noooo.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

345 It's about social control and elimination of behaviors they don't like through a combination of social engineering and state power. Vaping counters them in a totally unexpected way and they hate it

Joe there has to be more than just this.

There's something specific about the use of nicotine that TPTB do NOT like. At all.

Weight loss?

Mental acuity?

Help for anxiety/panic disorders?

there's something to this. they don't care a whit about people smoking blunts, even on the streets of philly, openly, it's fine with Leftists. But a little tiny puff off a nicotine vape - ZOMG NO!!!!

they want you high, fat and stupid. and PANICKED

not calm, thin and smart

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:53 PM (Rarvo)

346 >>I had to explain that I needed to work during the break to pay college bills. She was not impressed.


This!

"I have to go to work tomorrow. We're taking the AC units off of the building in Newark."

'Just call in sick!'

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:53 PM (gh1GI)

347 I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7)

He would. But he's just about the strongest candidate the Donks have right now. Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm)

348 I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.



She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother.

No African American in there.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (wHJ0y)


HOW DARE YOU try to blow her narrative up by stating facts and clearing any doubt that she's African American.

I mean, the LEFT can culturally appropriate anytime they want.

Joy Behar wasn't in black face, she was representing a beautiful African princess.

Get with the PROGRAM here, people......

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (9gDA7)

349 SNUB: Bruce Springsteen

"The Boss" was missing entirely from the 2020 Grammys nominee pool even though he dropped his chart-topping 19th studio album, Western Stars, and soundtrack album, Springsteen on Broadway.

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (3aI0K)

350 >>What do you tell a woman senator with two black eyes?


Your Not Gonna Be President, Kamala!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (gh1GI)

351 like al sharpton, stacy can't even pay her taxes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (KP5rU)

352 https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x)
I wouldn't have assumed the hamas missiles were sophisticated enough to have a guidance system, or the ability to turn.
Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (O+iVW)

I looked at this earlier today - their analysis is based on the video, not any info. But an alternate explanation is that the Syrian operators of those systems either turned their guidance systems off very quickly, or never turned them on at all, for fear of counterfire coming back at their signal. Syrian operators have been known to do that before. Their plan is "hey lets shoot these missiles with the radar off so we look good, and then we'll just blame it all on crappy missiles." The Russians got pissed a couple years ago when the Syrians were saying their systems were no good because of this.

bottom line - the Syrians are crappy soldiers who are more interested in going through the motions and getting a paycheck than in doing anything that could actually get themselves hurt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

353 She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother.

No African American in there.
Posted by: rickb223

----

Oh, there was African-American in there all right. Multiple times.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (Y4EXg)

354 Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going to happen.

Gets the black and the gay and assumes the women will fall in line.

Agree Warren will never be #2 (well, she is #2, but you know what I mean) - not even for Biden, the Democrats are not going to put up 170 Years Of Experience as their ticket.

Kamala is the byproduct of a pair of wealthy grad students at (spin the university wheel...) Stanford. Jamaican and a high-caste Indian. Her father's involvement was basically limited to poking a hole and dropping in the seed. Mom eventually took her to Canada.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (8erNz)

355 Work is giving us Thanksgiving food today. After a few months of doing mostly low-carb eating, I can really feel my blood sugar spiking.

Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (BDZWU)

356 now I can only laugh at Rachel Maddow
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Maddow has become a caricature of the bizzaro-left media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (LxqES)

357 @realDonaldTrump 18 seconds ago

Iran has become so unstable that the regime has shut down their entire Internet System so that the Great Iranian people cannot talk about the tremendous violence taking place within the country....

They want ZERO transparency, thinking the world will not find out the death and tragedy that the Iranian Regime is causing!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (cF8AT)

358 regardless, she's very different from a Black American, I think anyone can see that. But then so was Obama, hmm?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo)

---

Really?

How so?
Posted by: SMH


None of her ancestors were ever American slaves.
She never grew up under Jim Crow.
Her grandfather was a Jamaican slaver. Her mom is dot indian. She lived in Canada during her formative years.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (wHJ0y)

359 I thought I'd just throw some ideas against the wall to see what would stick

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (qAR6u)

360 Husband knew a biker married to an Indian (feather, not dot). She got made at him and came after him with a knife. He knew he would go to jail if he did anything so he just put up his arms and took it. When the cops showed up, he showed them the defensive wounds. The cops went after her, but she'd taken off in the woods. She didn't come back.

(retelling this because unfortunately, it's the only way for a guy to avoid jail.)

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (JKNZq)

361 Surprise Anal!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (Z1ykJ)

362 Better put some ice on that...

Posted by: Slick Willie at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (UGKMd)

363 I'm not sure Kamela was doing Willie on a quid pro quo basis.

I think it was because he was...ahem... good at it.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (Y274z)

364 Papa Joe could use some anti-bodies to combat the paste build up.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (lRD9v)

365 there's something to this. they don't care a whit about people smoking blunts, even on the streets of philly, openly, it's fine with Leftists. But a little tiny puff off a nicotine vape - ZOMG NO!!!!

they want you high, fat and stupid. and PANICKED

not calm, thin and smart
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:53 PM (Rarvo)
+++++++++++
It may be simpler than this, but I don't know.

The statist weasels that do this kind of crap are mostly Boomers and younger, descended from the counter-cultural activist groups who got into academia and government,

Smoking was mainstream and therefore evil and should be eliminated. Pot was counter-cultural and therefore cool and should be enabled.

That pot seems to make you unmotivated *while high* (I don't see it my pot-using friends once the buzz wears off) is probably just a bonus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (I2dne)

366 We as a society have to forcibly abduct rape from
a parking lot, bend it to our will, and bury it in a shallow grave.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (otLn5)

367 288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......six days.

You've got to admire that kind of true love.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

And now Hunter has a new baby to offer his new wife!!!!

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (qEujL)

368 I doubt Deval Patrick can pull it off. Name
recognition - outside of the Northeast has to be close to nonexistent.
Only having 2 people show up for his rally yesterday is telling.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (N39Ws)

He absolutely needs visibility - and right now that only comes on the Donk side by being crazier/stupider than the rest of the field. That's a problem for him. He's basically Obama Jr. (and shorter) - he doesn't do "big" things well, even if by "big" I mean "crazy" and/or "stupid".

Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (77WPm)

369 My administration will knock down domestic violence!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (qAR6u)

370 He would. But he's just about the strongest candidate the Donks have right now. Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm)

except - he had to cancel a recent "campaign rally" since no one showed up. His only constituency is Bain Capital, which is scared of Bernie and Liz. but nobody outside of Massachusetts and a few news geeks like us has ever even heard of him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

371 Oh, there was African-American in there all right. Multiple times.

Yes, we know quite well how Kamala has been foisted upon the nation's body politic.

She and Willie seem to be somewhat at arm's distance these days.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (8erNz)

372 >>The cops went after her, but she'd taken off in the woods. She didn't come back.


Hmm. Juicy Fruit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)

373 She's Indian and Jamaican. Her ancestors were slave OWNERS, hardly your typical African-American definition.

Posted by: John Phillips at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (yiGFc)

374 I'm just excited to be a new grandpa again!


Punchin' above my class!

How 'bout my boy Hunter!


Posted by: Joe "pawpaw" Bidet at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

375 Stacy Abrams pregnant with Joe Biden's child


you don't think you outdo the old man

c'man man

Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (rpxSz)

376 You'd think we would have run out of Biden jokes by now.
But noooo.
Posted by: wth


Srsly? I CAN go lower.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (wHJ0y)

377 She and Willie seem to be somewhat at arm's distance these days.
=======

Old fucker can't get it up no more....

Posted by: Kameltoe at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (vg8iE)

378 I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7)

Ga.Tech grad...so he's smart. Maybe his golf game will come back.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (X/Pw5)

379 There's already an article at The New Republic that Deval Patrick was an overrated governor.

Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (BDZWU)

380 #360 So angry 'indian woman' shits in the woods?

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (Y274z)

381 I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.

---------------------------
Alinsky #4
Live by identity politics, die by identity politics. This is no different that criticizing Warren for pretending to be Native American.
And we're repeating claims made by people such as Ali Alexander.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh)


Right. Which means outside of places like AoSHQ, nobody gives a damn.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (hku12)

382 They are not trying to convince anyone with logic or arguments, they play to their own crowd with insults and jokes.Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (bDqIh)

I did see a clip the other day of the English Atheist guy who died from Cancer. He takes down Bill Maher and his clapping seals quite well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (WI7YS)

383 Biden 2020:

Fucking Anti-Gay Discrimination Right In The Ass


Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (fp3O8)

384 I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7)
+++++++++++
David Duchovny >> David Duval

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (I2dne)

385 373 She's Indian and Jamaican. Her ancestors were slave OWNERS, hardly your typical African-American definition.
Posted by: John Phillips at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (yiGFc)

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My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners.

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)

386 A Biden administration will slap the ever loving shit out of domestic violence. Backhand her real hard if she ever gets out of line. Then kick her in her pregnant belly for good measure if she tries to call her mom to complain.

My word as a Biden. I'm serious about this. No, I'm serious.

Posted by: Biden at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (LQtHg)

387

Did the idiot Dems consider that if Don was asking to look into corruption and to look into Biden's corruption, that might not look all that god for Biden?

Why would he even bother to look into it if there wasn't something there?

Joe is from Delaware, lost of corporations have their HQs there, guy is a criminal. LOL



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (ikxxu)

388 I still think this is easier to overcome than policy positions like Elizabeth Warren, but it really is getting to the point where Biden is dangerously senile and non-political voters will notice.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (sjTfF)

389 This is depths the Republic has fallen to...


Time to start the Empire.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (gmo/4)

390 Somewhere a trailer park is missing its Biden.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (hLRSq)

391 and that injun in the woods was lizzy warren.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (KP5rU)

392 My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners.
Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
++++++++++++
When reparations come, you will have to take $20 out of one pocket and put into the other pocket. Then remit $5 to the government to pay for the overhead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (I2dne)

393 She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother.

No African American in there.
______________

Hey, I was in there lots of times, and I'm definitely African-American!

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (k4dH2)

394 So when are the #woke going to go after wife beater T-shirts?

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (Y274z)

395 288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......six days.

You've got to admire that kind of true love.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)



Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (vN4+Q)

396 Biden will get the nom. He's the predetermined loser.

Posted by: freaked - Proferred pronoun is at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (Tnijr)

397 First day in office, I'm going to wrap my hands around domestic violence and choke the life out of it. Hand of Biden, that's true.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (otLn5)

398 Biden 2020:

Fighting Corruption Through Selling My Office To Foreign Interests!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (fp3O8)

399 Joe: "I'm packing heat to fight Global Warming."

Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2019 01:01 PM (J/oIZ)

400 Maybe the Sud African gal told him she was pregnant?

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (Y274z)

401 395
288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......six days.



You've got to admire that kind of true love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)




Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (vN4+Q)
Or she has some other redeeming qualities (talents).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (N39Ws)

402 >>Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way
the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not
going to happen.


I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.

The DNC essentially did this to Bernie and his supporters in 2016 with the rigged primary, and they sued (then the lead lawyer dropped dead in his bathroom and it kinda sorta went away). I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

403 Anyone last night congratulate Joe on his new Grandchild?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD)

404 bottom line - the Syrians are crappy soldiers who
are more interested in going through the motions and getting a paycheck
than in doing anything that could actually get themselves hurt.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Can't say I blame them. Would you want to die for Assad?

Interestingly, the article notes that the Israelis don't expect the stealth coating on the F-35s they bought to be effective for more than 5-10 years before it's defeated by countermeasures. That's why they've been working on tech to make missiles go astray. Crafty, crafty Joos they are.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (T6t7i)

405 He would. But he's just about the strongest candidate the Donks have right now. Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm)

except - he had to cancel a recent "campaign rally" since no one showed up. His only constituency is Bain Capital, which is scared of Bernie and Liz. but nobody outside of Massachusetts and a few news geeks like us has ever even heard of him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)


If they put him on Slojo's ticket, there's your instant name recognition.

So when Joe has his little "accident" on the campaign trail, sometime in August, Deval gets to act all Presidential for a while, as the corpse of Joe hangs on. Then when gosh darnit, Joe just can't continue, well Deval gets the nomination instead!

They don't even have to take Joe's name off the ballot. Have him die sometime in late September/early October, after it's too late.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (hku12)

406 CNN's Chris Cuomo tries to strengthen impeachment case against Trump, fails miserably.

https://tinyurl.com/qt7d9hh

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)

Thanks Tami!.....still laughing.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)

407 Joe Biden is advocating the Sonny Corleone method for reducing domestic violence

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (qAR6u)

408 I'm calling a nood

Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (rpxSz)

409 403 Anyone last night congratulate Joe on his new Grandchild?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD)

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Poor kid.

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (RU4sa)

410 I did see a clip the other day of the English Atheist guy who died from Cancer. He takes down Bill Maher and his clapping seals quite well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

----

Christopher Hitchens

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (Y4EXg)

411 **I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party.

Then, the DNC is game. They can't help shooting their nose off to spite their face.

Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (sI15f)

412 Okay.. So now the schifty Schiff is gonna impeach on the basis of an eavesdrop of one side of a phone conversation?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (6XlcD)

413 Elect Joe Biden
Bitch Slapping Domestic Violence In 2020!!!

Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (Ie8wE)

414 Joe: "I'm gonna gut the shit out of Domestic Global Violent Warming using a set of ice picks and a 16" chainsaw."

Moderate: "umm...okay."

Joe: "STOP THE GODDAMN HAMMERING!"

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (32YRo)

415 I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.

Well I am not so sure, I mean he made a damn good Grand Wizard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (cEsBM)

416 I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.

The DNC essentially did this to Bernie and his supporters in 2016 with the rigged primary, and they sued (then the lead lawyer dropped dead in his bathroom and it kinda sorta went away). I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party.
Posted by: Lizzy


When your guy is polling at 5%, and some new guy comes in at 40%, rats will leave a sinking ship.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (wHJ0y)

417 Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM


Governor Urkel? Hell, we've already forgotten him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (ejd/p)

418 Strobe Talbot had the Russia dossier before it was published.

How shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

419 Nunes just introed Schiff after comparing this to the inquisition (he's right). He then said turn the volume down, send the kids out of the room because it's story hour with Adam Schiff. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (U7cQ/)

420 I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.

The DNC essentially did this to Bernie and his supporters in 2016 with the rigged primary, and they sued (then the lead lawyer dropped dead in his bathroom and it kinda sorta went away). I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh)


Unless you look at Democrat voters like battered wives. In which case, yeah, you smack 'em twice as hard the second time. They'll get the message.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (hku12)

421 I can't remember the exact specifics, but in the olympics once a black guy winning a medal from Mozembique or something was referred to as an African American.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (r+sAi)

422 392 My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners.
Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)

People...people who own people
Are the luckiest people in the world!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

423 It's about social control and elimination of
behaviors they don't like through a combination of social engineering
and state power. Vaping counters them in a totally unexpected way and
they hate it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne)

for sure you are right. I can give you another example. In the European Union, Swedish Snus and American style dipping tobacco like Copenhagen are banned. They are not restricted, they are banned by EU law.

Never mind the fact that Swedes have an exemption and the lowest rates on tobacco related disease in the EU by a large margin. Never mind the fact that the US government, the FDA, for the first time EVER has decided to allow Swedish Snus products to proclaim they are less dangerous than smoking. Again, this has never happened in our modern history. The government always said all tobacco products are equally dangerous. Even though they knew there were lying.
https://www.medpagetoday.com/primarycare/smoking/82864
so here you have a product that every serious science testing has shown to be reduced risk, but in the EU it is not just denied, it is banned outright. And keep telling me that government is looking out for people.

again my disclaimer. All tobacco products are a bad idea, not healthy, and a waste of money imo. But government should not be lying to us and picking winners and losers with legal products.

and here is a link to show the EU ban. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-court-swedish-match-idUSKCN1NR1AF

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (n13/j)

424 They'll put Biden up so their rabid bench can get their froth on in the next four years.

This has been a trial run for communism. The fact they haven't been chased off the public stage should give us pause.

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (Y274z)

425 Christopher Hitchens, who was a very smart, articulate guy, takes down Maher's morons while giving them the finger. I don't like all the middle finger waving but that and what he said got the point across:

https://tinyurl.com/tsy97cw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (WI7YS)

426 I'm calling a nood
Posted by: JOE 2021



Barrel for a fake nood call!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (wHJ0y)

427 Biden 2020:

Keeping Abortion Safe/Legal/Rare Through Government-Mandated Child Sacrifice

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (fp3O8)

428 I'm calling a nood
Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM

Fake Noods!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:06 PM (U7cQ/)

429
CNN's Chris Cuomo tries to strengthen impeachment case against Trump, fails miserably.

https://tinyurl.com/qt7d9hh



Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)


LOL!!!
That deserves a thread.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

430 I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.
Posted by: Lizzy

________________

I think they just want to win and know their field is terrible.

I was desperately hoping someone better would ride in and save 2012 for us, there were candidates out there that could have beaten Obama.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (sjTfF)

431 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:06 PM

Fredo and Tato. The two gifts that keep on giving.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (U7cQ/)

432 You'd think we would have run out of Biden jokes by now.
But noooo.
Posted by: wth


Srsly? I CAN go lower.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (wHJ0y)
..........

Every time he opens his mouth we get a ton of new material.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

433 >>Right. Which means outside of places like AoSHQ, nobody gives a damn.


I don't know, it's not my heritage being appropriated.Whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh)

434 So is Biden taking credit for all the suspension of civil rights for men on campuses? (innocent until proven guilty, right to face accuser, ...)?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (LWu6U)

435 I can't remember the exact specifics, but in the olympics once a black guy winning a medal from Mozembique or something was referred to as an African American.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


By an idiot who assumed all blacks are African American. Talk about racism.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (wHJ0y)

436 #422 at least with employees they go home after eight hours.

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (Y274z)

437 225
Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a
new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn
around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video
that does appear to show missiles turning around.



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We have something here that's similar called the Democrat House Leadership and Squad.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (dMJEF)

438 277 225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.

https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

I wouldn't have assumed the hamas missiles were sophisticated enough to have a guidance system, or the ability to turn.
Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (O+iVW)

I believe these are russian missiles from Syria that the F35 can jam so they self destruct into the ground.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (JFO2v)

439 Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM

Governor Urkel? Hell, we've already forgotten him.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (ejd/p)


That's what we're hoping.

Posted by: Bain Your Capitol at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (hku12)

440 Ok, now nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (IttZ7)

441 >>>How did Biden remain in politics as long as he has?
Posted by: Drider at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (R/UH9)

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (q177U)

442 if Deval got an Obama endorsement, he would be at the top of the pack. Supposedly they are tight.

He's probably stronger against Trump than the other options, but that's not saying much.

Still, I'd rather it not be him. If you get blacks to the polls, you usually win.

Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (sjTfF)

443 >>Christopher Hitchens, who was a very smart, articulate guy, takes down
Maher's morons while giving them the finger. I don't like all the middle
finger waving but that and what he said got the point across:



https://tinyurl.com/tsy97cw
- - -


Fen, check out Hitchens vs. George Galloway from 2014.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (bDqIh)

444 In all fairness to Romney, it's hard to talk about impeachment when your mouth is full of Trump's dick.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (COzlW)

445 . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.
Posted by: Lizzy


The dems must know that their past successes have almost always benefited from limited exposure (meaning limited ability for public to know what they are.) This was much discussed back when Carter won -- they always go with the nobody. Repubs used to always keep the runner up and run him again since they didnt have the same problem.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (LWu6U)

446 Right. Which means outside of places like AoSHQ, nobody gives a damn.

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I don't know, it's not my heritage being appropriated.Whatever.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh)


The point being, I don't think the left HAS to play by their own rules, because their voters don't really give a damn about all the things they breathlessly say they care about.

What they care about is that YOU have to be stopped. You, as a white male cisnorm... YOU are the enemy.

What's that you say, you aren't male? Not white? Not hetero? NONE OF THAT MATTERS!

You are the substitute for the parent they can't defeat.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (hku12)

447 234 224 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?

where did the Jamaicans come from tho?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Rarvo)

I swear I read she was Indian, (not feather)

Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2019 01:12 PM (ySZHT)

448 neither Kamala or Barrie are african american

Posted by: Avi at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (kSq2k)

449 Ga.Tech grad...so he's smart. Maybe his golf game will come back.
Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (X/Pw5)


He got smoked by Tiger in that ABC prime time special and never, ever recovered.

His golf game is done. He'll commentate for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (9gDA7)

450 I wonder if the queen is going to leave Andrew millions in her will.

He'd better hope so, because once Chucky is in charge, Andy won't be getting an annual income from the queen's properties anymore. Chucky has always been jealous of Andy, and once he's in charge of the purse strings, Andy will surely be cut off.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (k4dH2)

451 neither Kamala or Barrie are african american
Posted by: Avi at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (kSq2k)


Barrie is actually 1/2 African, 1/2 American.

Communist African dad and lilly white white white communist mom.

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (9gDA7)

452 We need to grab misogyny by the pussy!!!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (wtvvX)

453 451 neither Kamala or Barrie are african american
Posted by: Avi at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (kSq2k)

Barrie is actually 1/2 African, 1/2 American.

Communist African dad and lilly white white white communist mom.
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (9gDA7)

=========

But, there is a difference in the traditional African American experience that someone like Clarence Thomas actually lived.

By the definitions of the left, Clarence Thomas is actually more black than Obama, and it's not because both of his parents are black. It was because Thomas actually lived under Jim Crow and Obama lived wealthy in Hawaii with his grandparents.

Of course, wrong politics and all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (q80AH)

454 I think I might be right BUT David Holmes Likes Dick

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (BqBId)

455
Does violence against women include knocking up a young woman to whom you are not married and then being forced to undergo a DNA test to establish that child is indeed yours, Pop-Pop?

Could you be so kind as to provide us with 24 hours advance notice when the public horsewhipping of your progeny Hunter will occur for this very offense? kthnxbi

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

456 Cory had a wild eyed glare on his face when Joe said that. But then Cory always has a wild eyed glare on his face.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (ToSAM)

457

Serves domestic violence right. Bitch should have come correct.

Posted by: Ray Rice at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (8GVbA)

458

We need to grab hold of sexism and slap it in its whore mouth.

And this is why we stay here, year after year, despite the slightly funky odor of feet and cheese.

Posted by: imp at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (8GVbA)

459 Barrie is actually 1/2 African, 1/2 American.

Communist African dad and lilly white white white communist mom.


Kenyan Marxist and Kansan Airhead, as I usually put it.

But, there is a difference in the traditional African American experience that someone like Clarence Thomas actually lived.

Exactly. Obama (and Harris) grew up upper-middle-class and in largely race-neutral cultures, they were not 'black' until it was politically convenient.

Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 01:46 PM (8erNz)

460 456
Cory had a wild eyed glare on his face when Joe said that. But then Cory always has a wild eyed glare on his face.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (ToSAM)
He really does look and sound like a raving lunatic. But, sure, run for POTUS, dude.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (14URa)

461 225 "Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from."

This must be the successor to the famed "Iron Dome" antimissile system, tentatively named "Golden Rule".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (PXD5t)

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

If you ever watch ABC news...stop. These smarmy worms are blaming President Trump for the Iranian regime's murder of protesters.

Amnesty: At least 106 dead in protests, which Iran disputes [The link goes to outline.com, but if it doesn't work and you must see the ABC report, here it is.]

Absent in the coverage was an acknowledgement of what sparked the demonstrations. The jump in gasoline prices represents yet another burden on Iranians who have suffered through a painful currency collapse, following President Donald Trump's unilateral withdrawal of the United States from Iran's 2015 nuclear deal with world powers, and the reimposition of crippling U.S. economic sanctions.
The whole article is a sleazy mess of innuendo and disgusting assumptions; almost as if they are trying to drive the narrative against President Trump!

So using this twisted logic, the Hungarian freedom fighters were responsible for their own murders, as were the Czechs. And the United States was responsible for the millions of deaths in the Pacific, because if we had only allowed the Japanese their oil, everything would have been just marvelous.

It is simply amazing to me that the writers of this shit are so consumed by their hatred of President Trump, and by extension traditional-values America, that they are willing to absolve a murderous dictatorship in Tehran of the murders of its subjects. Oh, let us not forget that the Mullahs and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard were directly responsible for the IEDs that killed and maimed so many of our troops in Iraq and elsewhere. Just for that we should have bombed them into oblivion, but I guess the 4th Estate prefers to support (indirectly ) them rather than condemn them.

The media are traitors to the cause of freedom and liberty in America and around the world, and they are less and less interested in hiding their proclivity for dictators and totalitarianism over our way of life.

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 11:00 AM (L7xi5)

2 Top Ten?

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 11:00 AM (G0vdT)

3 Could be worse ...

Posted by: Adriane the Deck the Hallmark Critic ... at November 21, 2019 11:00 AM (LPnfS)

4 Okay, weird.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 11:00 AM (L7xi5)

5 It can always be worse !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Deck the Hallmark Critic ... at November 21, 2019 11:01 AM (LPnfS)

6 Off to call the Corgis.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 11:01 AM (L7xi5)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:01 AM (q80AH)

8 Disney has fiction?

Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 11:01 AM (JMDly)

9 Liars Club.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM (X/Pw5)

10 welcome Chimp

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM (U7k5w)

11 Mexicans sue WALMART over El Paso shooting...

Mexico City (AFP) - Mexico's government said Wednesday it has helped 10 Mexican citizens file lawsuits against Walmart over an August shooting at a store in El Paso, Texas, where a suspected white nationalist killed 22 people.

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Maybe we should sue Mexico.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

12 The whole article is a sleazy mess of innuendo and disgusting assumptions; almost as if they are trying to drive the narrative against President Trump!

So, day ending in -y, is it?

Posted by: Adriane the Properly Cynical Critic ... at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM (LPnfS)

13 One has to wonder what Iran would look like if the Obama Admin had supported the last major Iranian uprising.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM (N39Ws)

14 Dudes... within one minute of commenting and no even top 10... what a group you bastards are..

LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (+ldAm)

15 In a war with Iran, God forbid, first step has to be clearing out their sympathizers in the US. If you don't, as Bush failed to do, of course you're on the path to defeat.

It's not going to come to that, though. The Iranian state is starting to collapse, and neither Russia nor China can come to the rescue. They're more competently run than Venezuela, but they're also under far more military pressure.

Posted by: trev006 at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FoV3c)

16 https://pjmedia.com/ele ction/pete-buttigieg-twists-christianity-salvation-depends-on-being-useful/

Mayor Pete embraces Heresy.

Posted by: Frankenstein at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (wCmLp)

17 oo oo

Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (G546f)

18 Pieces of shit. All of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (fem0s)

19 Has anyone checked? Perhaps the Mullahs are the only adults on earth shorter than Stephi

Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (JMDly)

20 One has to wonder what Iran would look like if the Obama Admin had supported the last major Iranian uprising.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM


A totalitarian sh*thole. Just with a different dictator at the helm.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (3sOO0)

21 Ok, so I pop into see what's on Impeachment TV and they're talking about a deal over a *MEETING*. Jebus! Isn't that established already? Nobody cares about a Whitehouse meeting quid pro quo. This is such small potatoes.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (Xqo6t)

22 The media are traitors to the cause of freedom and liberty in America and around the world, and they are less and less interested in hiding their proclivity for dictators and totalitarianism over our way of life.

Posted by CBD at 11:00 AM Comments 

Remember their faces when society breaks down.

Posted by: Ha at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (Q5eBq)

23 I know it's off topic but:

Wonderful news, Jane! I am so happy for you. Now you can have a marvelous and grateful Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (aW5/6)

24 What was with Klobuchar's shaking?

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (9VeU0)

25 The whole article is a sleazy mess of innuendo and disgusting assumptions; almost as if they are trying to drive the narrative against President Trump!
++++++++++++
Probably are, they just have to be careful with it. I imagine that if you were round up 100 press men at random, you would find that 97-100 of them would rather have the Mullah than our current President.

They may not actually like the Mullahs, but they certainly like them *better* than our guys. Therefore, if our guys takes action that harms them, our guys are wrong and bad and deceitful and evil and awful. Period.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (I2dne)

26 De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term...

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I guess they've conceded 2020.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

27 Mexicans sue WALMART over El Paso shooting...

Mexico City (AFP) - Mexico's government said Wednesday it has helped 10 Mexican citizens file lawsuits against Walmart over an August shooting at a store in El Paso, Texas, where a suspected white nationalist killed 22 people.

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Maybe we should sue Mexico.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Every time a wetback kills or injures an American.
Mexico, control your shit.
Check it before we wreck it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (WFe5M)

28 https://pjmedia.com/ele ction/pete-buttigieg-twists-christianity-salvation-depends-on-being-useful/
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Link fail?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (LxqES)

29 I guess they've conceded 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)


And apparently 2024.

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9VeU0)

30 FISA Report: December 9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (q80AH)

31 This convenient voting break after Schiff gets his opening 45 minutes is absolute BULLSHIT

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (/ZYFC)

32 "It is simply amazing to me that the writers of this shit are so consumed by their hatred of President Trump,"


In this case, if the mullahs are ultimately overthrown, then I don't care how badly wrong the media get it.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (XzVUd)

33 Here goes Schiff again. He let's the witnesses drone on with their opening statements, then he and the Democrat counsel ask softball questions for 45 minutes designed to slime Trump and then be calls a break so he can go out and brief CNN and MSNBC on what to report.

This is such an obvious sham.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (ZLI7S)

34 These same people argue all the time that guns kill people. Fucking stupid people at these networks, clumsily engaged in pure propaganda.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (NVYyb)

35 26 De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term...

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I guess they've conceded 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

=========

It's like they don't have any concept of who Trump is or how he governs.

Like...at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (q80AH)

36 De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term...

-
I guess they've conceded 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Sweet. Looks like they've conceded 2024 too!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (WFe5M)

37 you know chimp kinda looks like a mirror imagebof the art thread guy

Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (G546f)

38 So Iran has a Gille Juene problem too?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (yRAFu)

39 I guess they've conceded 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++
I can't get excited about it. These are Hollywood people, who are known to be stupid and immoral.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:06 AM (I2dne)

40
It is simply amazing to me that the writers of this shit are so consumed by their hatred of President Trump, and by extension traditional-values America, that they are willing to absolve a murderous dictatorship in Tehran of the murders of its subjects.

It doesn't amaze me a bit. There's no anti-American regime too corrupt, too murderous or too oppressive for the Left not to compare it favorably to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 11:06 AM (xsDSR)

41 the cause of freedom and liberty????
What are you smoking.
We voted to BRING OUR TROOPS HOME

Here at home, they want to remove our 1st and 2nd amendments rights.
Sure ABC is a hot mess of socialist/fascist tendencies. Where is the GOP refuting what they are saying? Where is Kevin McCarthy? Where is Mitch McConnell?
Until someone with a spine is in leadership in the GOP, we're quite fucked.

Posted by: Quilp at November 21, 2019 11:06 AM (Fxgkp)

42 Congrats Jane - that must be a yuge relief!

Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 11:06 AM (G546f)

43 26
De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term


Too late. It's already on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ZcsymQ2fQ

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (XzVUd)

44 >>It is simply amazing to me that the writers of this shit are so consumed
by their hatred of President Trump, and by extension traditional-values
America, that they are willing to absolve a murderous dictatorship in
Tehran of the murders of its subjects.



Think it may be more than Trump hatred, though that is a key feature.

Since Obama's presidency there has been a very weird progressive support for Iran. I don't get it, but there are many who see Iran's regime as more legitimate that Trump's presidency, and they are committed to the US supporting Iran's mullahs in any way possible. Over any other country in the ME, including and especially, Israel. It is sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh)

45 35 26 De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term...
--------------------
As long as California, NY/NJ and Northern Mexico are the enemy I'm all in.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (yRAFu)

46 These guys give slimeballs a bad name.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Y4EXg)

47 [Tim] COOK: I hate polarization...

-
Dude, please

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

48 FISA Report: December 9.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


#ThreeWeeks!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (WFe5M)

49 Dec 9?

2021??

Give it up. It will just have the typical double-speak anodyne chickenshit "mistakes were made, policy guideline suggestions ignored".

I'm sure an extra hour of annual Bias Training will get everything all fixed up.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (HWisp)

50 These same people argue all the time that guns kill people. Fucking stupid people at these networks, clumsily engaged in pure propaganda.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:05 AM (NVYyb)
+++++++++++++++
The TSA security line in the Knoxville airport has a bunch of pictures set onto the stanchions that have a picture of a firearm and something like "Agent Miller prevented this *gun* from getting on to a plane on 5/23/19."

It infuriates me every time I have seen it. The *gun* wasn't trying to get onto a plane. A *person* attempted to bring it onto a plane. The gun has no damn volition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)

51 Damn it. Off, sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (wCmLp)

52 >It is simply amazing to me that the writers of this shit are so consumed by their hatred of President Trump, and by extension traditional-values America,

You wrote that backwards I think.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (kA8lw)

53 48 FISA Report: December 9.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


#ThreeWeeks!
------------------------
Seems they wised up to never ending 'new comment' thingy that has held this report up for the past three months.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (yRAFu)

54 >>De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term

So? There are some who believe that climate change will end the world in 11 years.

None of things have actually happened, they are simply predictions by people with a particular point of view.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (bDqIh)

55 48
FISA Report: December 9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison





#ThreeWeeks!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (WFe5M)

What year?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (ymnmz)

56 The media IS the enemy and lies are their ammunition.

Posted by: A Raging Optimist at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (eIgP2)

57 16 Mayor Pete embraces Heresy.


So does the Pope. What's the problem?



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (XzVUd)

58 49 Dec 9?

2021??

Give it up. It will just have the typical double-speak anodyne chickenshit "mistakes were made, policy guideline suggestions ignored".

I'm sure an extra hour of annual Bias Training will get everything all fixed up.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 11:07 AM (HWisp)

========

Well, the rumor is that it includes "several" criminal referrals, including one for Comey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (q80AH)

59 Yeah yeah yeah. Blah. Blah. Blah.

My cat shit on the floor last night. It's Trump's fault, I'm sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (AzW6q)

60 stark raving nooooood again awreddy?

Can't...

keep...

up...

Actually, doing better today. Plowed through the Report and followed some Art chat for a change.

Now, whatchoo got for us, monkeyboy?

(Jump to top of page)

Posted by: mindful webworker - chortling at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (5RITs)

61 It infuriates me every time I have seen it. The
*gun* wasn't trying to get onto a plane. A *person* attempted to bring
it onto a plane. The gun has no damn volition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)

"Agent Happygrope stopped this 4-oz bottle of shampoo from getting on the plane. Keeping America Safe!"

Posted by: Rick Astley at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (IttZ7)

62 And how much fucking money did TFG drop right into the hands of this particular state sponsor of terrorism? Oh yeah...nearly 2 billion dollars. Fuck this shit right in the ear.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

63 My predictive comment from three days ago in the Ace's post "Mass Protests Break Out in Iran to Protest Government's Increase in Fuel Prices":




74
Alternate CNN Headline: Trump's sanctions responsible for hundreds of deaths in Iran! Developing ...


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 18, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg)

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (WqPYg)

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM (ymnmz)

65 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM (9gDA7)

66 63 My predictive comment from three days ago in the Ace's post "Mass Protests Break Out in Iran to Protest Government's Increase in Fuel Prices":




74
Alternate CNN Headline: Trump's sanctions responsible for hundreds of deaths in Iran! Developing ...


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 18, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (WqPYg)

=========

Good one.

Here's some ampersands. Don't spend them all in one place.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM (q80AH)

67 TSA has about a dozen of my pocket knives used to clean my fingernails.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM (yRAFu)

68 'ABC' stands for Lying Conniving Bastards.

Posted by: dirks strewn at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM (/Fmtj)

69 The TSA security line in the Knoxville airport has a bunch of pictures set onto the stanchions that have a picture of a firearm and something like "Agent Miller prevented this *gun* from getting on to a plane on 5/23/19."

It infuriates me every time I have seen it. The *gun* wasn't trying to get onto a plane. A *person* attempted to bring it onto a plane. The gun has no damn volition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Ask them brand and model #.
They should know. They have a picture of the exact gun stopped.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM (WFe5M)

70 11
Mexicans sue WALMART over El Paso shooting...



Mexico City (AFP) - Mexico's government said Wednesday it has helped
10 Mexican citizens file lawsuits against Walmart over an August
shooting at a store in El Paso, Texas, where a suspected white
nationalist killed 22 people.



-

Maybe we should sue Mexico.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of gun confiscation-supporting scum.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (u9OP6)

71 Three, uh, two cheers for Jane's boobies!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (NWiLs)

72 62
And how much fucking money did TFG drop right into the hands of this
particular state sponsor of terrorism? Oh yeah...nearly 2 billion
dollars. Fuck this shit right in the ear.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

Was there any QPQ involved int hat transfer of cash?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (ymnmz)

73 LOL. the dnc has $8 million in debt and only $9 million in cash according to their latest filing.


Compare that to the RNC which has $53.8 million in cash on hand with zero debt.


It is going to be awesome next fall.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (JUOKG)

74 72 62
And how much fucking money did TFG drop right into the hands of this
particular state sponsor of terrorism? Oh yeah...nearly 2 billion
dollars. Fuck this shit right in the ear.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

Was there any QPQ involved int hat transfer of cash?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (ymnmz)

=========

I'd bet no.

It was a gift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (q80AH)

75 Nuke Iran until they glow.

Then shoot them in the dark.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (Ejm1K)

76 I'm reminded Obama told Biden "You don't have to do this, Joe", and we can probably assume he was aware Biden was risking all the Ukraine payoffs becoming known.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (NVYyb)

77 14
Dudes... within one minute of commenting and no even top 10... what a group you bastards are..



LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (+ldAm)

______


Russian Bots!

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (WqPYg)

78 I would imagine that if even a small majority of the eunuchs who put an R after their name would speak out against the blatant propaganda spewed like liquid feces at the American public, no media outlet would cover it. We really don't know how many decent Rs there are because they can't get any air time to express their views.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (JNTt1)

79 Willowed from downstairs, wonderful news, Jane, grab a Tito's at lunch!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (a4EWo)

80 Was there any QPQ involved int hat transfer of cash?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (ymnmz)
++++++++++
No, actually.

They got everything. We got nothing. Lots of quid, not a scintilla of quo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (I2dne)

81 73 LOL. the dnc has $8 million in debt and only $9 million in cash according to their latest filing.


Compare that to the RNC which has $53.8 million in cash on hand with zero debt.


It is going to be awesome next fall.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (JUOKG)

=========

And, while we haven't yet reached actual voting season, it does seem like the Democratic field is going to stay large for a long time.

That'll be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (q80AH)

82 It infuriates me every time I have seen it. The
*gun* wasn't trying to get onto a plane. A *person* attempted to bring
it onto a plane. The gun has no damn volition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)

"Agent Happygrope stopped this 4-oz bottle of shampoo from getting on the plane. Keeping America Safe!"

Posted by: Rick Astley


"Agent Hezbollah waived this goatfucker right on thru. Keeping America Safe!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (WFe5M)

83 Regarding the IPA discussion in the last thread, at least one other style developed because of transporting it over long distances: Russian Imperial Stouts. Catherine the Great was a big stout fan but the standard dry Irish Stout, like Guinness, would spoil after being transported unrefrigerated over a not short transit time. Accordingly they created these humongous malt and hop bombs that could endure and produce a high ABV in the process.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (y7DUB)

84 ++++++++++

No, actually.



They got everything. We got nothing. Lots of quid, not a scintilla of quo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (I2dne)

I bet some of it stuck to jarrett though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:13 AM (ymnmz)

85 Tito's ???

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 11:13 AM (XzVUd)

86 Russian Bots!
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (WqPYg)

Uh oh, they're on to me!

*Shifty eyes*

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (L7xi5)

87 Well, the rumor is that it includes "several" criminal referrals, including one for Comey.

I don't believe it. Nothing will ever happen to any of these SOBs. No idea when the "event horizon" was passed, but the government in aggregate was hijacked long, long ago and has been running on fumes. I'm grateful for the president in laying bare and exposing the stinking rot and corruption, but the patient died. They are just a bunch of goddamned crooks fighting over the corpse, egged on by fake news.

I hope they all Die In A Fire.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (HWisp)

88 I'm never surprised to hear leftists blame the US for anything and everything. My husband has a friend whose wife does this often and with astonishing vitriol for the country that accepted her parents as refugees. In her opinion, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were horrific crimes against humanity (but of course her dad, the refugee, hid under the bed rather than out on a uniform in WWII) and American losses would have been preferable. She also blames the US for "allowing" the Germans to commit atrocities and the Holocaust, for surely we could have demanded that all these people come here.

I avoid parties at her home like the plague and insist that the guys should enjoy each other's company without the wives. Today, as a matter of fact, they're lunching together and heading to home depot.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)

89
I'm not sure why the DNC bothers to raise money. All their candidates are directly funded by billionaires and the media contributes hugely to their campaigns.

All the DNC needs to do is set the policies, and they're having a hard time even with that, anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)

90 21 Ok, so I pop into see what's on Impeachment TV and they're talking about a deal over a *MEETING*. Jebus! Isn't that established already? Nobody cares about a Whitehouse meeting quid pro quo. This is such small potatoes.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 11:03 AM (Xqo6t)



The fun part will be the Articles where they say Trump explicitly said no quid pro quo. But because Amb Soldolmon (sp) felt that there was - in large part because there always is in some ways - it is therefore an Article of impeachment because the Ambassador said there was.


I'm beginning to like the idea of impeachment, if for no other reason than to have the Senate call witnesses without restrictions - particularly questions to Vidman on who he spoke to.


Remember, no one knows who he WB is, so calling Eric Ciarmello - is just calling an individual who Vidman spoke to.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (zVXtJ)

91 Compare that to the RNC which has $53.8 million in cash on hand with zero debt. 


It is going to be awesome next fall. 
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM (JUOKG) 


Until you realize I am spending $100 million on ads attacking Trump.

Posted by: Bloomberg at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (Q5eBq)

92 CBD

Great rant. Thank you. If anything, you are too kind on the media.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (u82oZ)

93 >>I'm reminded Obama told Biden "You don't have to do this, Joe", and we can probably assume he was aware Biden was risking all the Ukraine payoffs becoming known.

I still maintain that Joe only got in the race so that he could complain that any investigation of him and his family was just Trump trying to go after a political rival.

Just today it was reported that Hunter Biden's company got $130 million in federal bailout money while Slow Joe was VP and I'm sure there is a lot more to come.

It's an idiotic defense but obviously the media is blaring it everywhere and he really didn't have much choice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)

94 87 Well, the rumor is that it includes "several" criminal referrals, including one for Comey.

I don't believe it. Nothing will ever happen to any of these SOBs. No idea when the "event horizon" was passed, but the government in aggregate was hijacked long, long ago and has been running on fumes. I'm grateful for the president in laying bare and exposing the stinking rot and corruption, but the patient died. They are just a bunch of goddamned crooks fighting over the corpse, egged on by fake news.

I hope they all Die In A Fire.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (HWisp)

=========

I hope you're wrong.

It's an argument by authority mixed with wild supposition, but Trump's seeming happiness with Barr and his insistence that he caught all of the swamp tells me that he knows real stuff is going to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (q80AH)

95 I avoid parties at her home like the plague and insist that the guys should enjoy each other's company without the wives. Today, as a matter of fact, they're lunching together and heading to home depot.
Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)
+++++++++++++
Does not compute. "Lunch" and "Summer," when used as verbs, indicate blue-blooded rich folk. Home Depot indicates normal folk.

Mind: Blown.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (I2dne)

96 And I'm dropping another $15 million on voter registration.

Posted by: Bloomberg at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (Q5eBq)

97 Russian Bots!
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (WqPYg)

Uh oh, they're on to me!

*Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Linn Ridge


*side eye glance

You DO seem to get an awful lot of "Firsts!"

*side eye glance

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (WFe5M)

98 And if one of us sent so much as a dime to those fuckers in Iran, we'd be doing 20 years in federal PMITA prison. TFG provided material support to a state sponsor of terrorism and should be serving life in ADX.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (NWiLs)

99
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
3h
.....But we are winning big, and they will soon be on our turf.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (BqBId)

100 Is Mark's interview today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (q80AH)

101 52
>It is simply amazing to me that the writers of this shit are so
consumed by their hatred of President Trump, and by extension
traditional-values America,



You wrote that backwards I think.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (kA8lw)

_______


Bingo.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (WqPYg)

102 Random thought:

In his prepared testimony Vindman announced proudly that the Ukrainians offered him the post of Minister of Defense three times when he was in Kiev for Zelensky's inauguration.

The Ukrainians said they were joking, but the interesting thing is on what planet does a US government employee think that being offered a senior post in a foreign government was something to be proud of?

Hey! I've done such a good job representing the United States that the Ukrainians have offered me command of their armed forces!

Wouldn't the appropriate response to set the counterintelligence types on him? Exactly what did he do for the Ukrainians to get that offer?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (I2/tG)

103 Until you realize I am spending $100 million on ads attacking Trump.



Posted by: Bloomberg at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (Q5eBq)



True, and attack away. Say, did CNN post what you posted on Twitteer 10 mins ago? I think not.


Signed. PDJT

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (zVXtJ)

104 Make Persia Zoroastrian Again!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (/sgva)

105 >>.....But we are winning big, and they will soon be on our turf.


Our turf being the Senate. Almost like a plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (ZLI7S)

106 I still maintain that Joe only got in the race so that he could complain that any investigation of him and his family was just Trump trying to go after a political rival.

Just today it was reported that Hunter Biden's company got $130 million in federal bailout money while Slow Joe was VP and I'm sure there is a lot more to come.

It's an idiotic defense but obviously the media is blaring it everywhere and he really didn't have much choice.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)


That's the only thing that makes sense with him acting like a blithering idiot and DR. JILL not reining the old goat in. Biden family values.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (y7DUB)

107 I hope you're wrong.

It's an argument by authority mixed with wild supposition, but Trump's seeming happiness with Barr and his insistence that he caught all of the swamp tells me that he knows real stuff is going to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Like a dog chasing a car, he caught it. Now what does he do with it?

Comey, Holder, Lerner, Jarrett, Brennan? Higher?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (WFe5M)

108 Try this link re: Buttigeig: https://preview.tinyurl.com/rz8zjry

Mayor Pete is desperate to get above his current 0% support from blacks:
While talking about systemic racism and his challenge connecting with
black voters, Mayor Pete said, "I care about this because my faith
teaches me that salvation has to do with how I make myself useful to
those who have been excluded, marginalized, and cast aside and oppressed
in society."


Buttigieg is a Marxist, and like Obama ("brother's keeper"!!), he likes to misinterpret scripture in order to coerce Christians into supporting his Marxist ideas.
There's a reason his pastor BIL is not close to Pete. I'm guessing he's seen how shallow Pete's faith is.

*I don't like second-guessing someone else's faith; however, I make exceptions for those who make a habit of doing this themselves for political purposes.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

109 She also blames the US for "allowing" the Germans to commit atrocities and the Holocaust, for surely we could have demanded that all these people come here.


Well it was pretty shitty of that Democrat FDR to send that boat of Jews back to Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (SjIcT)

110 This entire malignant fraud is essentially a pre-buttal and a counter-point narrative to the Durham Probe that they know is coming. Democrats are locked into a political Death Spiral, like Epstein in his cell.

Except he did not kill himself.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (Ndje9)

111 Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (ZLI7S)
******
sooo nothing is gonna happen??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BqBId)

112 107
Like a dog chasing a car, he caught it. Now what does he do with it?

Comey, Holder, Lerner, Jarrett, Brennan? Higher?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (WFe5M)

=========

I like to remember the face Trump gave Obama when Obama made fun of him to his face at that dinner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:19 AM (q80AH)

113 They got everything. We got nothing. Lots of quid, not a scintilla of quo.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (I2dne)

Maybe Big Mike got a beejer from ValJar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 11:19 AM (/sgva)

114 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)

115 Guess what, Buttgig. The brothers and the sisters don't care for Big Anus that much to begin with, and REALLY don't like it hijacking the civil rights movement.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

116 58
Well, the rumor is that it includes "several" criminal referrals, including one for Comey.

well, you know what they say about rumors: there's always room for more.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

117 Seems they wised up to never ending 'new comment' thingy that has held this report up for the past three months.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 21, 2019 11:08 AM (yRAFu)

_______


The Overton window is off the charts. We have ACTUAL HARD EVIDENCE of a multitude of crimes committed by a multitude of people ... and we're supposed to be breathlessly awaiting a harshly-worded report?
If this ever looks like it'll lead to any significant prosecutions, it'll be too late owing to statutes of limitations expiring alone.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (WqPYg)

118 All the DNC needs to do is set the policies, and they're having a hard time even with that, anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)

It's astonishing that the donks have foreign policy plans they'd like to implement. I thought the bureaucrats had total control over this? Surely, Obama didn't change a thing, right? No hostility towards Israel and Bibi didn't sit in room waiting for Bam to finish a meal rather than finish a meeting. He was impeached for that...um, no, he was lauded. Israeli joos are bad, Ukranian joos (Vindman) fucking angels.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (U7k5w)

119 remember, obama loved iran like crazy, and the press loved obama so yeah they love iran too

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (E+OcO)

120 116 58
Well, the rumor is that it includes "several" criminal referrals, including one for Comey.

well, you know what they say about rumors: there's always room for more.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

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And we'll find out how true they are in #twothreeweeks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH)

121 I hope you're wrong.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (q80AH)

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I hope he's wrong too, because our trust in American institutions is at risk and the ONLY alternative to Barr doing his duty is they will provoke the consuming fire to which Common Tater refers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (NVYyb)

122 It is going to be awesome next fall.




Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 11:11 AM



Until you realize I am spending $100 million on ads attacking Trump.





Posted by: Bloomberg at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM

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That's already being done 24/7 by the media for free. Go ahead and waste your money, it won't make a single bit of difference.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

123 This entire malignant fraud is essentially a pre-buttal and a counter-point narrative to the Durham Probe that they know is coming. Democrats are locked into a political Death Spiral, like Epstein in his cell.

Except he did not kill himself.
******
This "Passion Play" will look like a 20 MPH Gust of wind compared to what's coming & it will be an Cat 5 Hurricane

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (BqBId)

124 Obviously the Iranians have already blown through those pallets of cash.

It's fascinating that the regime was so short of cash that they had to raise fuel prices, *knowing* that this would outrage the public. The lazy rhetoric about "we did it to give money to the poor" was trotted out because the poor spend a higher percentage of their income on fuel than anybody else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (Kpl3J)

125 I'm confident there are referrals. My problem is the lack of any action at all on past referrals.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (NVYyb)

126 121
I hope he's wrong too, because our trust in American institutions is at risk and the ONLY alternative to Barr doing his duty is they will provoke the consuming fire to which Common Tater refers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (NVYyb)

==========

I also take hope in the idea that the FBI and CIA don't like each other, and Barr may end up chasing Brennan down like a dog partially because of that historical antagonism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)

127 >>sooo nothing is gonna happen??

12/9 FISA abuse report

12/10 Deadline for Sidney Powell to deliver sentencing recommendations for Flynn

12/11 Grassley FISA abuse hearing

Nope, nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (ZLI7S)

128 "...but I guess the 4th Estate prefers to support (indirectly ) them rather than condemn them."
You can safely remove the parenthesized word "indirectly." The media has essentially sided with Iran over Trump (and in extension, normal Americans) for the past 12 years or so.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (SH7Tr)

129 The media are traitors to the cause of freedom and liberty in America and around the world, and they are less and less interested in hiding their proclivity for dictators and totalitarianism over our way of life.

And yet the president continues to grant them interviews, to allow them to trespass on White House grounds and to give aid and comfort to the enemy without any fear of arrest, prosecution or execution.

Why, one would think that his whole "the press are the enemy of the people" is just to much boob bait for the bubbas, much like the worthless, useless chants of "Lock her up!"

Trump is still my guy, but his not shoving a new Alien and Sedition act down these rotten bastards throats will - like Dubya's not arresting every Democrat in congress for treason - stain his posthumous reputation.

(why, yes, I am in a foul mood today. How can you tell?)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)

130 Hey! I've done such a good job representing the United States that the Ukrainians have offered me command of their armed forces!

Wouldn't the appropriate response to set the counterintelligence types on him? Exactly what did he do for the Ukrainians to get that offer?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++
That's step 2.
Step 1 is to immediately marginalize him and relieve him of duty. If a foreign state wants him so badly, then he should have any influence or capability in our state suspended until we learn what the hell is going on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)

131 She also blames the US for "allowing" the Germans to commit atrocities and the Holocaust, for surely we could have demanded that all these people come here.

Nothing new. William Shawcross blamed the Khmer Rouge genocide on Henry Kissinger, because the genocide was obviously caused by the US bombing of Cambodia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (I2/tG)

132 Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:21 AM (ZLI7S)
*****
Hope you knew it was sarcasm

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (BqBId)

133 The media truly are the enemy of freedom, liberty, and the people.
Many trees will be watered with the media.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 11:23 AM (pw+jk)

134 I've reached a point where I refer not only to fake news but the criminal media.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)

135 106
I still maintain that Joe only got in the race so that he could
complain that any investigation of him and his family was just Trump
trying to go after a political rival.



Just today it was reported that Hunter Biden's company got $130
million in federal bailout money while Slow Joe was VP and I'm sure
there is a lot more to come.



It's an idiotic defense but obviously the media is blaring it everywhere and he really didn't have much choice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)



That's the only thing that makes sense with him acting like a
blithering idiot and DR. JILL not reining the old goat in. Biden family
values.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (y7DUB)
Hunter will need some of that $130 million now that he has another mouth to feed and trailer to buy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:23 AM (N39Ws)

136 Here's some ampersands. Don't spend them all in one place.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:10 AM


Look at the new Rockefeller of ampersands, flaunting his privilege!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Lic/8)

137 And if one of us sent so much as a dime to those fuckers in Iran, we'd be doing 20 years in federal PMITA prison. TFG provided material support to a state sponsor of terrorism and should be serving life in ADX.
Posted by: Insomniac


Treason. Hanged.
Waging war OR GIVING AID OR COMFORT TO THE ENEMY.

$400 million in small, unmarked euros definitely qualifies as aid.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:23 AM (kDUUX)

138 (why, yes, I am in a foul mood today. How can you tell?)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)


39 chickens running all over the living room was smoking giveaway.

Posted by: Adriane the Properly Cynical Critic ... at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (LPnfS)

139 >>Hope you knew it was sarcasm

Of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)

140 >>LOL. the dnc has $8 million in debt and only $9 million in cash according to their latest filing.
Compare that to the RNC which has $53.8 million in cash on hand with zero debt.



How much money does Planned Parenthood have? Emily's List? Media Matters, ShareBlue, Move On?

How about MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, BBC, Google, Facebook, Twitter?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

141 Does not compute. "Lunch" and "Summer," when used as verbs, indicate blue-blooded rich folk. Home Depot indicates normal folk.

Mind: Blown.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:15 AM (I2dne)

Actually the friend would call it "luncheoning", which sounds even worse. They summer in Wolfeboro.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (U7k5w)

142 Trump is still my guy, but his not shoving a new Alien and Sedition act down these rotten bastards throats will - like Dubya's not arresting every Democrat in congress for treason - stain his posthumous reputation.

(why, yes, I am in a foul mood today. How can you tell?)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)
+++++++++++++
I am not sure I am with you on this one, at least not yet. This could be a good second term action.

Right now, the press has a pathological need to talk about the object of their hatred. By granting them interviews and pressers - more than any other president I can remember - he can shape and control their narrative and call them on their bullshit and make sure they react to what he says - including their repeating his assertions that they're all a bunch of traitors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (I2dne)

143 I would love to know what people think about this Townhall article
https://tinyurl.com/ukzm8wk
It is a conservative website so I was surprised to read that they think there was probably some quid pro quo but Trump backed off because according to Townhall "the jig was up" wtf?

Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (HJjnM)

144 And yet the president continues to grant them interviews, to allow them to trespass on White House grounds and to give aid and comfort to the enemy without any fear of arrest, prosecution or execution.

Why, one would think that his whole "the press are the enemy of the people" is just to much boob bait for the bubbas, much like the worthless, useless chants of "Lock her up!"

Trump is still my guy, but his not shoving a new Alien and Sedition act down these rotten bastards throats will - like Dubya's not arresting every Democrat in congress for treason - stain his posthumous reputation.

(why, yes, I am in a foul mood today. How can you tell?)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 21, 2019 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)


Maybe the fact they're impeaching him at this very moment has something to do with him NOT acting like he's got absolute power to do whatever he wants to overturn the status quo.

I know some of y'all want him to clean house, but seriously, other than satisfying some fantasy you have, what good does it do to complain about what he's NOT doing right now?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (hku12)

145 I avoid parties at her home like the plague and insist that the guys should enjoy each other's company without the wives. Today, as a matter of fact, they're lunching together and heading to home depot.
Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)


Probably at least half my friends voted for The Beast in 2016. Because they're my friends they know that impugning my opinion on anything isn't a smart thing to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

146 So here is Houston the school district is a joke. Failed state examination 5 out of last 7 years or so.

So the teacher unions has a ad that says The Governor of Texas Greg Abbott is rolling into town to take over the schools.

Can you imagine a conservative being able to make joke of another person disabilities??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

147 LOL. the dnc has $8 million in debt and only $9 million in cash according to their latest filing.
------

Bwahahahaha. Do you think we actually pay such debts? Sucker.

"ISN’T THAT THEFT? Obama And DNC Refuse To Pay Back $10 MILLION Loan"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vtc3smp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (LxqES)

148 &


(frugality)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (m45I2)

149 The Overton window is off the charts. We have ACTUAL HARD EVIDENCE of a multitude of crimes committed by a multitude of people ... and we're supposed to be breathlessly awaiting a harshly-worded report?
If this ever looks like it'll lead to any significant prosecutions, it'll be too late owing to statutes of limitations expiring alone.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:20 AM (WqPYg)

There has been a lot of commentary by different Senators and other connected people which put together, indicates that the biggest cause of the holdup was a huge inter-agency fight inside the CIA and the FBI about how much previously classified info (and everything is classified) could or should be made public. Apparently Barr had to step in personally to get this resolved so the process could move forward.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)

150
I hope he's wrong too, because our trust in American institutions is at risk

--------

Any trust anyone has for these institutions should be dead.

Even if justice is served (LOL), it doesn't mean the institutions that did these things are fixed. Even if every proven conspirator is locked up, the American government will be just as bottomlessly corrupt as it was the day before because - spoiler alert - the whole thing is corrupt, and it can't be fixed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)

151 148 &


(frugality)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (m45I2)

Cheapskate.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (NWiLs)

152 Biden's increasing cognitive decline broadcast live on network television is painful to watch. He looks confused, as if he's mentally struggling to hold it together. He's stuttering, slurring words, and has difficulty with discussions involving matters of some complexity.

At the rate he's deteriorating it is incomprehensible to me that he could ever finish out a term as president without the 25th Amendment being invoked.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (HcHqw)

153 I love how leftards lecture me on Christian theology like they lecture gun owners when they obviously dont know the first fucking thing about either.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (O7kBk)

154 97 Russian Bots!
Posted by: ShainS

Uh oh, they're on to me!

*Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Linn Ridge

*side eye glance

You DO seem to get an awful lot of "Firsts!"

*side eye glance
Posted by: rickb223

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The number of servers in Linn Ridge's basement would put Hillabeast to shame.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (Y4EXg)

155 I see the new ploy is to make the Senate trail vote Secret because they think this will get the votes to impeach Trump.

I do think they might be right I could see some GOP cowards voting to Impeach and then running to the Cameras saying I didn't vote to Impeach him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (IL1cq)

156 *I don't like second-guessing someone else's faith; however, I make exceptions for those who make a habit of doing this themselves for political purposes.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

If someone puts their faith out into the public sphere, they can be criticized on it.

Don't want the criticism, don't use it as a prop for virtue signaling.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 21, 2019 11:27 AM (J+mig)

157 155 I see the new ploy is to make the Senate trail vote Secret because they think this will get the votes to impeach Trump.

I do think they might be right I could see some GOP cowards voting to Impeach and then running to the Cameras saying I didn't vote to Impeach him.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (IL1cq)

========

One NeverTrumper wrote an article with that idea.

It'll never happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)

158 78
I would imagine that if even a small majority of the eunuchs who put an R
after their name would speak out against the blatant propaganda spewed
like liquid feces at the American public, no media outlet would cover
it. We really don't know how many decent Rs there are because they
can't get any air time to express their views.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at November 21, 2019 11:12 AM (JNTt1)

______


True. R's could be creative and get media attention if they wanted to (I'm looking at you McConnell and McCarthy), but of course they don't want to.

I'm with those who have been urging PDT to make some public addresses to the nation (not sure if those would be broadcast by any other network than FOX unless he made it sound very foreboding and did a bait-and-switch) to bypass the Progda Enemedia and enlighten the American people in general as to what's going on. Twitter doesn't cut it ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 11:27 AM (WqPYg)

159 It would be very interesting if Mayor Pete were the candidate. You'd have the potential for a real conflict between two of the top dogs in the victim heirarchy. Will the AA community vote for the ticket to ensure their own victim status, or will they stay home, setting up an unbridgeable chasm between them and hopelessly splitting the Dem vote?

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 11:27 AM (T6t7i)

160 Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
******
sometimes sarcasm doesn't work on the interwebz

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (BqBId)

161 157 155 I see the new ploy is to make the Senate trail vote Secret because they think this will get the votes to impeach Trump.


BS

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (6XlcD)

162 145
I avoid parties at her home like the plague and insist that the guys
should enjoy each other's company without the wives. Today, as a matter
of fact, they're lunching together and heading to home depot.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)



Probably at least half my friends voted for The Beast in 2016.
Because they're my friends they know that impugning my opinion on
anything isn't a smart thing to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (y7DUB)
People espousing differing opinions is great. Singular thought never ends well for anyone. But it is a crying shame that instead of embracing this diversity of thought, people are now debasing others for supporting ideas/candidates/?? that differ from their own. They've taken it to personal attacks - verbal and physical.
How many people that were once part of yours/my life are no longer there because of this nonsense that the leftists have wrought? I can count several.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (N39Ws)

163
Actually the friend would call it "luncheoning", which sounds even worse. They summer in Wolfeboro.
Posted by: CN
------

Ah. 'summer' as a verb. Yes, a different strata of society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (LxqES)

164 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (1XAal)

165 Biden family values.
Posted by: Captain Hate


They do what they wanna do ...
Screw who they wanna screw ...
Snort what's not Mountain Dew ...

They're the Biden Family !

Posted by: Adriane the Misheard Lyrics Critic ... at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (LPnfS)

166 >>One NeverTrumper wrote an article with that idea.

>>It'll never happen.

Believe it or not CTH has been pushing this idea for quite some time.

It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)

167 By that logic Hitler was forced by the Versailles treaty after the 1st World War to start the 2nd World War.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 11:29 AM (O8SrN)

168 >>
I would love to know what people think about this Townhall article

https://tinyurl.com/ukzm8wk


It's written by NeverTrumper Guy Benson.

What's there to think except "oh, here we go, another NeverTrumper telling us why/how #OrangeManBad"?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

169 if running for President makes someone like Biden immune from investigation, then Trump, who is also running, should be immune from impeachment.

Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 11:29 AM (G546f)

170 So here is Houston the school district is a joke. Failed state examination 5 out of last 7 years or so.



So the teacher unions has a ad that says The Governor of Texas Greg Abbott is rolling into town to take over the schools.



Can you imagine a conservative being able to make joke of another person disabilities??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

no. But I do hope he takes over. What has come of that city? I am about up to hear from hearing from SA, HOU and AUS. If I hear from them again it will be too soon. They are producing lefties that would make CA blush.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:29 AM (n13/j)

171
Ha!
In before 200

Posted by: Yo! at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (1XAal)

172 Probably at least half my friends voted for The Beast in 2016. Because they're my friends they know that impugning my opinion on anything isn't a smart thing to do.
Posted by: Captain Hate


I jettisoned those kind of "friends".
If we are serious that the left wants us dead, guess who they are?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (kDUUX)

173 166
Believe it or not CTH has been pushing this idea for quite some time.

It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)

==========

I could imagine it having purchase with people who are convinced that Republican Senators are chomping at the bit at remove Trump but don't want their voters to know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)

174 155 I see the new ploy is to make the Senate trail vote Secret because they think this will get the votes to impeach Trump.

I do think they might be right I could see some GOP cowards voting to Impeach and then running to the Cameras saying I didn't vote to Impeach him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 21, 2019 11:26 AM (IL1cq)


You saw this where? Reliably? And it'd never be secret. Even Mittens isn't that stupid.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (zVXtJ)

175 161
157 155 I see the new ploy is to make the Senate trail vote Secret
because they think this will get the votes to impeach Trump.





BS

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (6XlcD)
If this comes to pass, what is there to do? The damage would be done. We'll go back to the tired rhetoric that well we have to vote for the GOPe candidate-yeah the one who sold us out (again) on impeachment - because we must keep a Dem out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (N39Ws)

176 159. 0% chance Pete wins the nomination, unless he has a drastic improvement with black voters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (JRaU+)

177 Probably at least half my friends voted for The Beast in 2016. Because they're my friends they know that impugning my opinion on anything isn't a smart thing to do.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

Madame has zero boundaries, and husband tolerates this. If you challenge her, she'll cry, claim you "assaulted" her, then husband will spend the rest of the meal blaming anyone else. Just not worth it.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (U7k5w)

178 Ah. 'summer' as a verb. Yes, a different strata of society.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (LxqES)

Like migratory birds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (/sgva)

179 De Niro: Scorsese Believes Trump Will Start War to Get Third Term...

And one of my fave directors jumps right into the "yes, I really am a dumb shit" category.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ki5SV)

180 The SpaceX rocket destroyed itself, unlike Epstein.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (kA8lw)

181 Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (HJjnM)

===========
I din't click your concern troll link but lemme guess: Guy Benson? NeverTrumper curious. The premise of QPQ is entirely false, but they never address or acknowledge that fact. ALL foreign aid is conditioned, so a QPQ is normal. PDJT asked two things: 1) Ukraine would assist Barr in his investigations, if Barr should ask )and he never needed to, so did not) and, 2) Ukraine should itself investigate the corrupt nature of the firing of a prosecutor. Completely unremarkable, in and of itself. Given our long-standing efforts to fight corruption in Ukraine, most people would say Trump was doing the right thing.

Only Guy Benson, the NeverTrumps generally, and the fascist Democrats they travel with would argue the QPQ Trump asked for in those calls was anything other than virtuous and good. One might even fucking call the requests "perfect".

So take your Guy Benson clickbait and go pound sand.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (NVYyb)

182 But the left LOVES America. Why else would they be so upset by Russian/Ukrainian/Saudi Arabian collusion? They are merely patriots who want to give power back to the same people who begged Russia to wait until after the election and who wanted to provide Yuri Andrupov with disarmament talking points. All so they can have free stuff and get their college loans paid off. If that's not patriotism, what is?

Posted by: CPT11A at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (a6lyF)

183 Biden's increasing cognitive decline broadcast live on network television is painful to watch.

Here's hoping he can last long enough to get the nomination.

He can collapse during the general election.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (I2/tG)

184 178
Ah. 'summer' as a verb. Yes, a different strata of society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (LxqES)



Like migratory birds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 11:30 AM (/sgva)
What, you didn't 'summer' on the Vineyard?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (O8SrN)

185 Oh, if the Senate had a Closed Session to vote on impeachment, Trump would be finished. It would be about 75-25, I think. Luckily, I don't think they have the balls. Not yet, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)

186 >>I could imagine it having purchase with people who are convinced that Republican Senators are chomping at the bit at remove Trump but don't want their voters to know.

Everyone has an opinion.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)

187 It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)

I always ignore Mitt Romney, but I'm not sure others do.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (U7k5w)

188 It would be very interesting if Mayor Pete were the candidate.
--------

Pete gives me the creeps. He's like some sort of perverse Howdy Doody doll. The guy gives off a psychopath/homopredator vibe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (LxqES)

189 Scrambled eggs on my visor, I will be the Field Marshall of the Ukes, and shall deny swiping rations in the Ranger school.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 21, 2019 11:32 AM (C1Lsn)

190 It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.


but jack.. this time they've got him Someone over heard a conversation of a phone call or the friends sister of the Uncle who talked to a person who was 4 tables away, where the president can clearly be heard to say make shit up against Biden or else Ukraine!

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 11:32 AM (6XlcD)

191 One NeverTrumper wrote an article with that idea.

It'll never happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)


Believe it or not CTH has been pushing this idea for quite some time.

It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)


But they are gonna keep pushing this Idea. I remember reading in History Class that the votes on Bills use to be secret until People became outraged by it because the Politicians couldn't be held to account. I had a good Middle School teacher.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 21, 2019 11:32 AM (IL1cq)

192 I think if half my friends were communist totalitarians I could probably find some new ones not so inclined.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 11:32 AM (O7kBk)

193

I see the MFM is back to screaming bombshells!!! So far it's opinion and the ugly broad saying Burisma is code for Biden. Typical liberal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 11:32 AM (kw5n8)

194 180 The SpaceX rocket destroyed itself, unlike Epstein.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (kA8lw)

They have one thing in common: no hang time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

195 Wouldn't the appropriate response to set the
counterintelligence types on him? Exactly what did he do for the
Ukrainians to get that offer?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:17 AM (I2/tG)


I still maintain there was a fourth offer that we don't know about that he accepted. He said without evidence.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (ymnmz)

196 >>I always ignore Mitt Romney, but I'm not sure others do.

Others like Donald Trump who has invited Romney to lunch today.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

197 Israeli AG filing charges against Netanyahu for corruption.

Per FBN.

Posted by: Sooner at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (Fs5vw)

198 196 >>I always ignore Mitt Romney, but I'm not sure others do.

Others like Donald Trump who has invited Romney to lunch today.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

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What was the last thing Romney said about the impeachment efforts? Anyone know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (q80AH)

199 14 Dudes... within one minute of commenting and no even top 10... what a group you bastards are..

LOL
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

ONT > 1100 comments
MR 600
Art, 545

The commenters be busy lately.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (5RITs)

200
I see the MFM is back to screaming bombshells!!! So far it's opinion and the ugly broad saying Burisma is code for Biden. Typical liberal

Why are these Lib women so unattractive?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (6XlcD)

201 So the teacher unions has a ad that says The Governor of Texas Greg Abbott is rolling into town to take over the schools.



Can you imagine a conservative being able to make joke of another person disabilities??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

Abbott should get big MF'n road roller from a highway contractor, and come rolling into Houston on that, as a TV stunt. Drive it right over a bunch of dummies with union protest signs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (/sgva)

202 George Benson > Guy Benson

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

203 I don't think they have the balls. Not yet, anyway.

The Constitution says that if a fifth of the Senate requests a recorded vote, there has to be a recorded vote.

This is like trying to get Trump electors to change their vote in the Electoral College. (Remember that?)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (I2/tG)

204 If this comes to pass, what is there to do? The damage would be done.

We'll go back to the tired rhetoric that well we have to vote for the GOPe candidate-yeah the one who sold us out (again) on impeachment


- because we must keep a Dem out.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


I'll vote straight party D in every election I could if that were to happen.
Usher in the burning times toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (kDUUX)

205 203 I don't think they have the balls. Not yet, anyway.

The Constitution says that if a fifth of the Senate requests a recorded vote, there has to be a recorded vote.

This is like trying to get Trump electors to change their vote in the Electoral College. (Remember that?)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (I2/tG)

=========

I remember it led to Jeb Bush getting elected president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)

206 All the democrats presidential candidates are total scolds

Posted by: Yo! at November 21, 2019 11:35 AM (1XAal)

207 Excellent rant from the punk monkey. Turned on the TV last night .Cruised through a few channels and a blurb came up for the local ABC affiliate. " Impeachment hearings Shocking revelations " . I turned the tube off.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 21, 2019 11:35 AM (+5iMQ)

208 The libs want to eliminate any Judeo-Christian influence in our lives in the USA but love that brutal theocracy going on in Iran.

Posted by: DaveD at November 21, 2019 11:35 AM (P5fqQ)

209 Israeli AG filing charges against Netanyahu for corruption.

Per FBN.
Posted by: Sooner at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (Fs5vw)


How can they have an AG, if they don't have a government yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 11:35 AM (/sgva)

210 Journalism is the perfect career for those of shallow thought, of marginal intelligence and lacking in drive. Once you realize that, its the people that listen to them that is more aggravating than the journalists themselves.

Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at November 21, 2019 11:35 AM (iRngN)

211
They have one thing in common: no hang time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
You must not have watched the video! The top part of the oxy tank shell did a really nice leisurely tumbling arc up and to the left before it came back down.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 11:35 AM (O8SrN)

212 Probably at least half my friends voted for The Beast in 2016. Because they're my friends they know that impugning my opinion on anything isn't a smart thing to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate

it is good you can still be fiends. It used to be that way and should be again. I used to love debating liberal friends. Well, they were really girlfriends. I would not know how to deal with a guy lib friend. It could be done in the old days though.

I remember one of my childhood friends has liberal teaches union parents. The parents were pretty much jerks. They made this kid hand out Demo leaflets around town. I helped him once and wrote a bunch of Repub stuff on the leaflets. I was bad. That was the 80s so I guess i am in the clear. It it probably a crime now. Back then they didn't have crimes for expressing an opinion. Hell, we were on Democrat orders.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (n13/j)

213 Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)
******
NO!!! the Publix Store Manager believes that ?? Shocked! Shocked I tell you

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (BqBId)

214 Probably at least half my friends voted for The Beast in 2016. Because they're my friends they know that impugning my opinion on anything isn't a smart thing to do.
Posted by: Captain Hate
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For a very brief time, they were wearing diaper pins. Don't know how that came about, or why, but I found it convenient.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (LxqES)

215 176
159. 0% chance Pete wins the nomination, unless he has a drastic improvement with black voters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


I think that's probably correct, but it's still an interesting gedanken experiment. It's bound to arise in other circumstances as well, for example if an Hispanic candidate displaces the black favorite.

Just how far is the black community willing to go to maintain their Dem power and the gravy train that goes with it?

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (T6t7i)

216 ♫ ♪

And the Southern girls with the way they talk, I knock 'em up when I'm down there...

/Hunter Biden sings The Beach Boys greatest hits.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

217 193




I see the MFM is back to screaming bombshells!!! So far it's opinion
and the ugly broad saying Burisma is code for Biden. Typical liberal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 11:32 AM (kw5n


Only they can read between the lines, hear the dog whistle, its how they know PDT wanted QPQ even though he kept saying no QPQ....

Somewhere in here is a real funny SNL sketch that will never be done.


See the problem was this whole thing was done on National do the opposite day, so when PDT said no QPQ, they knew he meant yes QPQ.


But yeah Burisma is code for Biden cause he was on their dole.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 11:37 AM (ymnmz)

218 >>Pete gives me the creeps. He's like some sort of perverse Howdy Doody doll. The guy gives off a psychopath/homopredator vibe.



He seems creepy to me too. Sanpaku eyes?

I get the arrogant and angry vibe that Obama gives off when challenged, or like when he publicly insulted people, such as "You're nice enough, Hillary" or when he was in Malaysia (IIRC) and mocked several US governors for not wanting muslim refugees dumped in their state with notification ("scared of 3 year olds?").
I really do see Obama 2.o in Buttigieg.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

219 Believe it or not CTH has been pushing this idea for quite some time.



It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for
impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)



I don't think sundance was "pushing" the idea- he was just reporting on the possibility. No one there wants a secret vote.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 21, 2019 11:37 AM (jjaLl)

220 George Benson > Guy Benson
Posted by: Insomniac


Tru dat!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Misheard Lyrics Critic ... at November 21, 2019 11:37 AM (LPnfS)

221 215 176
159. 0% chance Pete wins the nomination, unless he has a drastic improvement with black voters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

I think that's probably correct, but it's still an interesting gedanken experiment. It's bound to arise in other circumstances as well, for example if an Hispanic candidate displaces the black favorite.

Just how far is the black community willing to go to maintain their Dem power and the gravy train that goes with it?
Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (T6t7i)

==========

What I hope from Buttigieg is that he sticks around long enough to simply sow chaos.

Winning Iowa would be a great first step. Followed by Warren winning NH, and then Biden winning SC.

Maybe Sanders wins NV.

And then it's Super Tuesday (including CA), and there's no frontrunner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (q80AH)

222 Believe it or not CTH has been pushing this idea for quite some time.

It's insane. No way in hell would the Senate hold a secret vote for impeachment and anyone pushing this garbage should be ignored.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)


Something about Sundance triggered my bullshit detectors right from the get go. Yes, he did a great job of going through a lot of data and presenting various correlations in user friendly graphics. But the dot connecting for the future wasn't so great nor was his willingness to accommodate pushback.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (y7DUB)

223 Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (n13/j)
*******
2 Best Friends of 30 & 40 Years respectively threw are friendship under the bus. because I voted & support PDT & they are Professional Victims that are LibTards

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

224 I would love to know what people think about this Townhall article
https://tinyurl.com/ukzm8wk
It is a conservative website so I was surprised to read that they think there was probably some quid pro quo but Trump backed off because according to Townhall "the jig was up" wtf?
Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 11:24 AM (HJjnM)


What I think is that some people are so blind to reality, I like to call these people lawyers, that they can't see what's plainly in front of them, and instead have to go through convoluted picking at minutia to find some nugget of truth that is clear to everyone who isn't a lawyer.

Let me put it this way. If you go out with a gal, and you buy her dinner, maybe some flowers, and hold doors open for her, and scoot in her chair and shit like that, you expect her to sleep with you.

Is that a quid pro quo?

And if she doesn't sleep with you, do you keep taking her out, buying her dinner, scooting in her chair and all that?

NO!!!

People (not lawyers) think that's normal human behavior, and nobody (at least not decent people) never say "if you don't sleep with me, I won't take you to dinner."

The President ONLY deals with third world shitholes, because he wants something. Diplomats deal with third world shitholes because they want something too, it's just not the same thing as Presidents and the American people.

Ask me what the difference is, and I'll tell you.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (hku12)

225 If someone puts their faith out into the public sphere, they can be criticized on it.

Don't want the criticism, don't use it as a prop for virtue signaling.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 21, 2019 11:27 AM (J+mig)

The only things that Buttigieg believes in are buttfuckery and baby killing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

226 It's in Politico by Juleanna Glover she's worked for several Republican's including WAIT FOR IT






Jeb Bush and WAIT FOR IT








JOHN McCain.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (IL1cq)

227 I still maintain there was a fourth offer that we don't know about that he accepted. He said without evidence.

A Swiss bank account and a dozen Ukrainian hookers!

Selling out your country has benefits!

Posted by: LIEUTENANT COLONEL Vindman! at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (I2/tG)

228 215. That is an interesting thought. Black women would likely still show up. I think you would see black men defect or stay home, probably to the tune of 20% defect 20% stay home or so. It would alter everything we think we know about modern elections.

I am from South Bend, and Pete does not even have the support of the black community back home, let alone in a "real" city.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (JRaU+)

229 227 I still maintain there was a fourth offer that we don't know about that he accepted. He said without evidence.

A Swiss bank account and a dozen Ukrainian hookers!

Selling out your country has benefits!
Posted by: LIEUTENANT COLONEL Vindman! at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (I2/tG)

=========

Your first touch of a woman, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (q80AH)

230 hah- This is where FNC is.


Bret Baier was more complimentary of Biden last night than Axelrod (who likened him to Mr. Magoo).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (NVYyb)

231 >>"Biden's increasing cognitive decline broadcast live on network television is painful to watch.

Here's hoping he can last long enough to get the nomination."

If Biden is elected President and declines, no way they invoke the 25th...they'd just do like they did with Woodrow Wilson - only instead of Jill running the WH, they could have Hunter do it! From cocaine head loser grifter to Prez!

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (32YRo)

232 Oh, let us not forget that the Mullahs and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard were directly responsible for the IEDs that killed and maimed so many of our troops in Iraq and elsewhere.

To the left and the MSM, that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (XVuno)

233
Jeb!
Iost

Posted by: Yo! at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (1XAal)

234
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (n13/j)

*******

2 Best Friends of 30 40 Years respectively threw are
friendship under the bus. because I voted support PDT they
are Professional Victims that are LibTards

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

a damn shame. There is more to life than politics.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (n13/j)

235 Ah. 'summer' as a verb. Yes, a different strata of society.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:28 AM (LxqES)

Lilly Pulitzer dresses and guys with green pants with whales on them. Very different.

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (U7k5w)

236 >>I don't think sundance was "pushing" the idea

I do. It's his shtick.

He's a very good researcher but he always resorts to DOOM! I didn't say he was in favor, I said he was pushing it as what those sellout RINOS in the Senate might do.

It's a ridiculous idea to even consider. No way in hell are Republican senators going to vote for a secret vote to remove a Republican president.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)

237 Drive it right over a bunch of dummies with union protest signs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

That's not funny.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (LxqES)

238 202 George Benson > Guy Benson
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

---

This is true.

Speaking of which...

https://tinyurl.com/tnaybhr

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (RU4sa)

239 211

They have one thing in common: no hang time.



Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
You
must not have watched the video! The top part of the oxy tank shell did a
really nice leisurely tumbling arc up and to the left before it came
back down.


so... elon has a bit of work to do before he can acheive tsar starship?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

240 239
so... elon has a bit of work to do before he can acheive tsar starship?
Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

========

tsarship?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (q80AH)

241 But hey, Deval Patrick came down to ATL for debate night in an attempt to try and save the day for the Dems - to a crowd of 2.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (N39Ws)

242 So now they are gonna impeach on a phone call? not the call between trump and the Ukraine President but a one sided call heard in an outdoor cafe from someone who took no notes...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (6XlcD)

243 Until you realize I am spending $100 million on ads attacking Trump.

Will those ads really stand out in the sheer amount of ORANGEMANBAD already coming out of the media?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 11:41 AM (ZGrMX)

244 abc does news now? who fuckin knew. i thought they just did cartoon shit with that commie midget and that big, dumb, sellout, gap toothed fellow. learn something everyday. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 11:41 AM (KP5rU)

245
so... elon has a bit of work to do before he can acheive tsar starship?


Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)
Heh, the response I saw was effectively "who cares, that was the Mk I model, we're going with the MK III once we make sure it won't do the same thing".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 11:42 AM (O8SrN)

246 234


Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (n13/j)


*******


2 Best Friends of 30 40 Years respectively threw are

friendship under the bus. because I voted support PDT they

are Professional Victims that are LibTards



Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

a damn shame. There is more to life than politics.


Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (n13/j)
It is. I've distanced myself from friends - not because their ideas differ from mine, but because of their verbal attacks and name calling. Nobody needs that crap to be part of their life.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 11:42 AM (N39Ws)

247 Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (n13/j)
******
well to be fair one has been in the local Hospital's Puzzle Palace ward twice for serious suicidal thoughts & a 14 day stay @ Western Pysch in Pittsburgh which is the try states Mecca for Psychological Problems/Mental Illness & they other one is an alcoholic

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

248 Good morning yall


just made a donation to Salvation Army, instead of spending the money at Chick Fil A. Better for my soul and waistline, plus it helps others.

After trying to get a couple of things at Trader Joes amidst the ravening liberal masses who clog the aisles and ram their carts into your back because you are waiting for someone else to pass by, I felt the need to be positive.

CBD, thanks for a good post. I appreciate what you an the other cobs do for us morons.

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (mFoNl)

249 Pete gives me the creeps. He's like some sort of perverse Howdy Doody doll. The guy gives off a psychopath/homopredator vibe.
=====

He and Icky Ilhan give me the same creepy vibes. Above it all, lecturing to the 'masses' who should be grateful. The rest are just same old same old nasty corrupt, but those two bring it all to another level of sanctimony.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (MIKMs)

250 so... elon has a bit of work to do before he can acheive tsar starship?
Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

========

tsarship?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


tsarship bomba.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (kDUUX)

251 >>>He's a very good researcher but he always resorts to DOOM! I didn't say
he was in favor, I said he was pushing it as what those sellout RINOS in
the Senate might do.



Ah...I misinterpreted the "pushing"- thought you meant he liked the idea.... gotta work on my internet mind-reading skills....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (jjaLl)

252 I really do see Obama 2.o in Buttigieg.


Posted by: Lizzy


No, I think Buttigieg is a legitimately smart guy. That's what makes him potentially dangerous. He's glib and can develop coherent sentences on the fly. Obama was propped up by others all his life on account of his skin color.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (T6t7i)

253 I remember one of my childhood friends has liberal teaches union parents. The parents were pretty much jerks. They made this kid hand out Demo leaflets around town. I helped him once and wrote a bunch of Repub stuff on the leaflets. I was bad. That was the 80s so I guess i am in the clear. It it probably a crime now. Back then they didn't have crimes for expressing an opinion. Hell, we were on Democrat orders.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:36 AM (n13/j)


One of my long term dog walking acquaintances told me he passed out "literature" for Rodham. I said "like War and Peace?" It made him laugh.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (y7DUB)

254 237 Drive it right over a bunch of dummies with union protest signs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

That's not funny.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie

---

What? The joke left you flat?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (Y4EXg)

255 so... elon has a bit of work to do before he can acheive tsar starship?
Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

What does...God need...with a tsarship?

Posted by: James T. Kirk at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

256 The Democrats are trying to corner Trump in a round room

Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (3aI0K)

257 Axelrod, disagreeing with Baier, and calling Biden Mr Magoo

https://tinyurl.com/rddb6gx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (NVYyb)

258 2 Best Friends of 30 40 Years respectively threw are

friendship under the bus. because I voted support PDT they

are Professional Victims that are LibTards



Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)


A friend since HS cut off all contact with me because I voted for Trump.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (wCmLp)

259 -
--
From cocaine head loser grifter to Prez!
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM

------------

And?

Posted by: Bubba at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (aSKRB)

260 Oh, if the Senate had a Closed Session to vote on impeachment, Trump would be finished. It would be about 75-25, I think. Luckily, I don't think they have the balls. Not yet, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++++
I think you're optimistic.

Not that law matters anymore, but would that even be legal? I mean, the Senate works the people (nowadays, though they used to work for the states). Aren't the people who put them in their positions entitled to know how they vote?

I actually don't know, but don't they have to vote publicly and on the record?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

261 2 Best Friends of 30 & 40 Years respectively threw are friendship under the bus. because I voted & support PDT
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


Same here, it is not good.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (FTlwv)

262 Posted by: TheJamesMadison


tsarship bomba.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (kDUUX)


Para bailar Tsar Bomba!

Posted by: Richie Valens at November 21, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

263 Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM (y7DUB)

=========

What county Captain?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:45 AM (NVYyb)

264 And then it's Super Tuesday (including CA), and there's no frontrunner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

And that gives the power brokers and Soros the convention leverage to install their "party unifying " candidate .

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (+5iMQ)

265 The Republican are up next for 45 minutes. This could get very interesting.

Fiona Hill is a long time associate of Christopher Steele and the Republicans know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)

266 -
--
The Democrats are trying to corner Trump in a round room
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 11:43 AM

---------------

Hell, they're trying to corner the dot from his laser pointer in a round room.

Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (aSKRB)

267 If only we had a Strong President who had a unified country behind him,

So other nations leaders would take him more seriously, instead of one who is in the middle of a Coup.

One who, if you listen to the Press reports, is about to go to jail.

Think of the public pressure he could put on China and the Iranian government, not to mention the Palestinians who are still shooting rockets.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

268 sraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will be indicted on bribery, fraud and breach of trust charges Thursday, the Israeli Justice Ministry confirmed, according to the Associated Press.

Israeli Attorney General Avichai Mandelblit is set to announce the decision about whether to charge the embattled leader at a news conference at 7:30 p.m. local time.

The charges deal a blow to Netanyahus hopes to remain in office, though Netanyahu would not be required to step aside.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (cEsBM)

269 Attorney general indicts Netanyahu in all 3 corruption cases
Avichai Mandelblit charged PM with bribery in Case 4000 and fraud and breach of trust in Cases 1000 and 2000; charges are a heavy blow for PM's hopes to stay in power; he has denied any wrongdoing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 11:47 AM (cEsBM)

270 Ace is having a good time in the sidebar

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:47 AM (NVYyb)

271 Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:39 AM (n13/j)

******

well to be fair one has been in the local Hospital's Puzzle Palace
ward twice for serious suicidal thoughts a 14 day stay @ Western
Pysch in Pittsburgh which is the try states Mecca for Psychological
Problems/Mental Illness they other one is an alcoholic

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

that is a shame. They should be open to your friendship as they probably need a friend. Politics is not supposed to consume our lives. I am not downplaying the importance of the issues, but there is something more. Sorry for that situation all around.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 11:47 AM (n13/j)

272 Not that law matters anymore, but would that even be legal? I mean, the Senate works the people (nowadays, though they used to work for the states). Aren't the people who put them in their positions entitled to know how they vote?

I actually don't know, but don't they have to vote publicly and on the record?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

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The Senate may vote to hold a closed session, but it requires a big majority. I guess Mitch could change the rules, but again - I don't think this would happen.

McConnell would only whip votes for removal if he thought it was popular enough for him to get away with it, in which case, there's no need.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

273 I posted clip of Terry Schappert a RedEye regular telling the Expert Tom Nichols and calling him a Fraud and to go F himself really seems to have pissed him off.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 21, 2019 11:47 AM (IL1cq)

274 I actually don't know, but don't they have to vote publicly and on the record?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

I think Jack Straw already pointed out that it only takes 20 Senators to demand a recorded vote on any issue. (Some votes of mundane things are taken where that isn't necessary).

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

275 Hey Monkey... we are lucky to live in such interesting times

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 21, 2019 11:48 AM (X+a7J)

276 Mandelblit and his team have been working on drafting the indictments to charge Netanyahu before a third election would begin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 11:48 AM (cEsBM)

277 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (wCmLp)
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PDT winning was the final straw but it has been building for at least 10 years before it went boom & I warned them, I told them both if you value political ideology more than are Friendship that is your problem not mine & I have the same amount of disagreement with your politics that you have with min. & Told them you throw our friendship under the bus to appease your demons, that is it with me. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. so they knew the consequences & still did it.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 11:48 AM (BqBId)

278 Same here, it is not good.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 11:44 AM (FTlwv)

It would have been the same with any GOP president. This was considered a repudiation of the chosen one, the light worker, the god of the godless.

We lost a chunk of our friends eight years earlier for not supporting Obama, then another for supporting that polygamist Romney. When I pointed out the most recent polygamist was O's daddy, they went apeshit crazy

Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 11:48 AM (U7k5w)

279 Caroline Glick has made the persuasive case these charges are completel perversions of the law designed only to get Netanyahu out of office, by convincing middle-of-the-road voters not to support him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)

280 Here's a question about lucky Pierre Romney I haven't seen asked yet. What email account did he use to set up his sockpuppet twitter account and wouldn't you love to FOIA that and see what he probably says there.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 11:49 AM (SjIcT)

281 If only we had a Strong President who had a unified country behind him,

So other nations leaders would take him more seriously, instead of one who is in the middle of a Coup.

One who, if you listen to the Press reports, is about to go to jail.

Think of the public pressure he could put on China and the Iranian government, not to mention the Palestinians who are still shooting rockets.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)


Why, it's almost as if some people WANT to destroy the US of A.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 11:49 AM (hku12)

282 I posted a chilling piece by Stacey Abrams that was published in my fish wrap this morning. It's in the #300s in the Art Thread.

She's quite sure Texas will go blue, and so will Georgia because of "diverse, changing demographics (newcomers)." She claims Georgia is pro-abortion, too.

Her final sentence in the last paragraph said Georgia will be on "everyone's minds" when the Dem ticket is decided.

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

283 Think of the public pressure he could put on China and the Iranian government, not to mention the Palestinians who are still shooting rockets.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

And *that* is the reason for:

"One who, if you listen to the Press reports, is about to go to jail."

The press is showing their loyalties...to China, Iran, Palestinians, etc. *Not* America or Americans.

Never forget.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 11:50 AM (L7xi5)

284 They hate us and will kill us if they get the chance.



They being ABC and the dims in general and Iran.(muzzies in general)

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 11:50 AM (0OmEj)

285 Why, oh why, was this not available to us when we were kids playing army?

https://tinyurl.com/uqdc9j9

Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2019 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

286 I think we all need to take a step back and be kind to each other.

even those who hate us.

speak softly and carry a 1911.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 11:50 AM (d7Ww2)

287 I actually don't know, but don't they have to vote publicly and on the record?

If one-fifth of the Senate requests a public vote, there's a public vote.

Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.

Article 1, Section 5.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2019 11:51 AM (I2/tG)

288 Same here, it is not good.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 11: