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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by blasphemy:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Now we're cookin'

Posted by: Strother Martin at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (kVr0X)

2 Surprise ONTer!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Ooops

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (kVr0X)

4 !הראשון

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (7WaWV)

5 THIS IS AN OTTER-FREE THREAD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (kVr0X)

6 Thursday ONT!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (a4EWo)

7 Those are measurements?!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Vgw1E)

8 ONT!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (G546f)

9 Late to the party.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

10 Those are measurements?!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Vgw1E)
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It's metric, and hence superior.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (kVr0X)

11 So any peaceful protests tonight that require police to protect them from spontaneously combusting stores?

Posted by: Ripley at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (sGobE)

12 It's metric, and hence superior.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (kVr0X)


Is not, you faggy Communist.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E)

13 Late to the party.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

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Welcome to the p....

Oh, fuck it.

Posted by: John McClain at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (kVr0X)

14 9 Late to the party.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

There's a party?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

15 I found out they were measurements about my age minus 30 seconds.

Posted by: pep at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (T6t7i)

16 To be fair to little towhead, that Easter Bunny is fucking terrifying.

They usually are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 How old was I when I found out that those lines on the cup were measurements?

Let's see, 54 years, and 3 months, give or take.

I figured they were grippy things so you don't drop your beer.

The More You Know.

*NBC Tones*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

18 Was that the Ice Cream Bunny?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (aKsyK)

19 Well damn, I read the content. I coulda been first!

Has anyone heard about sokrat teez wife?

Posted by: Farmer at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (sowfb)

20 Sign language lady is being mean to Bruce Jenner.

H8r!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)

21 7 Those are measurements?!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Vgw1E)

That's what I said!

Thanks for the ONT. I gotta head to bed. 4am comes quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (A5zUN)

22 Is it the Daveness?

Or the Weirdness?

I, for one, embrace the Unified Field Theory of "And".

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Strangelove at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)

23 Insom!

There were otters downstairs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

24 This content. So much goods.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (+b1ew)

25 OMG--that drawing of Hillary.

I'm laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

26 That bottom picture.
Somebody is going to hell for that.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (d9Irc)

27 18 Was that the Ice Cream Bunny?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (aKsyK)

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Blue Bunny ice cream is fortified with extra listeria.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (kVr0X)

28 OK, this is a seriously weird ONT. Perfect for the times.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (dOV9E)

29 Those greyhounds are magnificent

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (lwiT4)

30 23 Insom!

There were otters downstairs!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

Hello nurse!

Yes. Took me by surprise, they did.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

31 *sheepishly raises hand*


I didn't know about the lines on solo cups.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (+b1ew)

32 The smart kids on Twitter, fresh off of getting burned by their hot take "why didn't the police arrest the MI protesters" have hit upon a new hot snap: Being opposed to "fact checking" means you think it's ok to lie.

They ... really don't think through the stupid shit they write.

But, it was good enough to get them a gold star in school and on Twitter

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (aO8Gd)

33 The Minneapolis Police riot radio makes good accompaniment to my popcorn consumption

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (TnwAJ)

34 I only knew the top line on a red solo cup meant full.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (mhSbP)

35 that's some funny stuff, thanks WD

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (G546f)

36 Jar Jar Binks was Satan. Suddenly the Prequels all start to make sense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (kVr0X)

37 Sock's wife is good. Sent home with medication for diverticulitis. She will be fine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (U2p+3)

38 People ramming carts tyring to break into an Aldi's.

Wonder if they put the quarter in to get them out of the rack?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (El6T/)

39 An authentic Hillary would have a crown of Chardonnay bottles.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (dOV9E)

40 How old was I when I found out that those lines on the cup were measurements?



You must be THIS SHORT to put America on this hugely destructive ride.

Posted by: Dr. "Big Tony" Fauci at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

41 We talk all the time about how dumb people in the media are, but I got a refresher watching Celebrity Millionaire this evening. Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen got into a lengthy argument over whether Florida or Virginia was the Atlantic Seaboard state lying in two time zones.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (Vgw1E)

42 Man, that cop had some soyboy arms.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (Eicbe)

43 Anybody on University and griggs, we have a crowd coming from the West now

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (TnwAJ)

44 I'm thinking someone opened fire in Columbus

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (+b1ew)

45 I didn't know about the lines on solo cups.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


I do.

Posted by: Dr. DR. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Ford at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

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44 I'm thinking someone opened fire in Columbus
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (+b1ew)


What?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

47 On the Red Solo Cups I was never old enough to find out they are measurements. Because they are not measurements. That's a myth.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (Z7lwY)

48 If I was a cop anywhere in this country, I'd put in my 2 weeks notice and call in sick the next 2 weeks.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (SJDa9)

49 Please tell me that last pic is a joke. Please. Somebody?


Also, is thalthalafrican okay? Been praying the riots didn't go into residential areas.

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (mFoNl)

50 46
44 I'm thinking someone opened fire in Columbus
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (+b1ew)


What?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

I think the appropriate question is: who?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

51 Glenn Embrey may not be having trouble getting dates; He is a pleasant looking guy and obviously has a sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (+eVzC)

52 Am I the only who sees a very aggressive hand with three fingers (the "DE") in the Biden logo?

Posted by: grima at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (9p+wn)

53 Anybody on University and griggs, we have a crowd coming from the West now
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (TnwAJ)

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Divide your forces. Allow a slow advance into the center. Then attack from both flanks.

Posted by: N. Bonaparte at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (kVr0X)

54 Any Va morons know how we can get Goobernor Coonman Babykiller's MD license pulled? We gotta do something to that fucker.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (IZ2JC)

55 I turned on Lester Holt to see NBCs take on the riots in St Paul. Nary a word.
But he did report that there is a hospital bed shortage in Wisconsin, Colorado and somewhere else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (U2p+3)

56 46
44 I'm thinking someone opened fire in Columbus
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (+b1ew)


What?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT


On someone's feed the whole crowd scattered like crazy and cars started tearing off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (+b1ew)

57 {{{{Horde}}}}

Thanks for a delightful ONT WD!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (/UQ/R)

58 So I got willowed last thread. Did the unmaskers seriously threaten Barron? What the heck?

Posted by: Jmel at May 28, 2020 10:11 PM (OeWgo)

59 36 Jar Jar Binks was Satan. Suddenly the Prequels all start to make sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (kVr0X)


Not fond of wacky theories, but that one about Jar Jar Binks having been intended as the Big Villain Reveal in the second movie, before the backlash, actually convinced me.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

60 It's gonna be a bad night in Minneapolis/St.Paul tonight. Prayers for anyone in the path of this insanity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

61 WDS!!! Dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

62 Might have been the black dude from Police Academy. He was pretty good at making them scatter.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 10:11 PM (mhSbP)

63 THIS IS AN OTTER-FREE THREAD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (kVr0X)


Well, it was...

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (Z4rgH)

64 Jar Jar Binks was Satan. Suddenly the Prequels all start to make sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (kVr0X)


Before the SJW trilogy came out, there was a detailed and fairly convincing argument on Reddit that Jar Jar was in fact a closet Sith Lord, either Palpatine's partner or even master, and would be revealed as the string-puller behind the First Order and Kylo Ren in the new movies.

We didn't know then that would have been a better storyline.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (Vgw1E)

65 Anybody on University and griggs, we have a crowd coming from the West now

I bet they miss the good ol' days of arresting people for not wearing masks.

14 vs 1. Sheesh.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (oBAbT)

66 Assault complaint in progress, a group of 14 vs 1

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (TnwAJ)

67 You kids behave yourselves or The Easter Bunny will GET YOU!!!

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (l3+k2)

68 59 36 Jar Jar Binks was Satan. Suddenly the Prequels all start to make sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (kVr0X)

Wait...I thought Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

69 The Easter Bunny - Brought to You by Years of Therapy



Seriously - some adults need to be beaten with bats until the stupid is knocked out of them. Unfortunately, the beaters will need a pension plan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (0QYMt)

70 Just had helicopters fly over.. twice in 15 minutes. WTH??

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

71 *Pushed chair back on linoleum floor. *

*Goes to chalkboard.*

*Writes: "My name is NaCly Dog, and I did not know that the lines on a solo cup were measurement lines."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

72 The true violent, dangerous protesters are this ones that weren't wearing masks screeching about their supposed "freedom" to kill the rest of us.



Or has Vox already explained this for us?

Posted by: Ripley at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (sGobE)

73 Dahlin Ladyl! So good to see you tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (/UQ/R)

74
On someone's feed the whole crowd scattered like crazy and cars started tearing off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (+b1ew)


Oh for Pete's sake.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

75 People shining lasers at the helicopter

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (TnwAJ)

76 67 You kids behave yourselves or The Easter Bunny will GET YOU!!!
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (l3+k2)

If'n the otters don't get you first!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

77 I did chuckle at the quantum joke.

But I'm a nerd, so...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (+b1ew)

78 That Hillary pic looks like one of those godawful 2016 campaign ads China ran on Facebook. Just terrible and nonsensical

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (KZzsI)

79 WeirdDave, you are the MAN.

I love Donny Darko Cosplay!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (WyVLE)

80 These riots ... I am sick and tired of being made anxious - pandemic, unemployment, now riots
I'm just overloaded and now my GAF meter is just broken

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)

81 Just had helicopters fly over.. twice in 15 minutes. WTH??

"Get all those scales and baggies out of the house and clean up the place!"
--Henry Hill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (KZzsI)

82 The roof, the roof...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (+b1ew)

83 No chance a rabbit it less eat worthy than a horse. Rabbits are designed to be eated. They reproduce like rabbits anyway.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (hHxp2)

84

The Krampus Bunny comes for all of the naughty children

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (XvfQ9)

85 Wait...I thought Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.
Posted by: Insomniac


Great Balls of Fire!

Posted by: Miklos, hittin' all 88 keys at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)

86 22 Is it the Daveness?

Or the Weirdness?

I, for one, embrace the Unified Field Theory of "And".


I'm not as Dave as you think I am.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (4rW0X)

87 *When Insomniac sends out shindig invites*

"..The Party of the First Part, endeavoring to entertain individuals (Party of the Second Part), couples (Parties of the Paired Part) and other such (Party of the Pity Part) to join him (Party of the First Part), in celebration of his recent employment (Party of the Paycheck Part)."


RSVP to his secretary (Party of the Party Part).

** Registered at Party City


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

88 Minneapolis Police Union President Lt. Bob Kroll confirmed on Wednesday that Derek Chauvin the officer caught on tape resting his full weight on Minnesota man George Floyds neck shortly before he died was not on stage at an October campaign rally held by President Donald Trump.

Despite Twitters new approach to fact-checking their content, false claims that Chauvin was on stage at a Trump rally went viral and have not been moderated by the platform at the time of this writing. Minneapolis Police Union President Lieutenant Bob Kroll verified that the officer pictured was not Chauvin.

Way to go twitter you fuck wads

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (85Gof)

89 People shining lasers at the helicopter
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (TnwAJ)


They actually catch people who do that, or they have. I have no idea how they do that (and maybe they can't, with that many people around), but it happens.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

90 Observed quantum state has rather nice Leelee Sobieski vibe.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (Qf83p)

91 Weird day. lots of gooh umpr. Thanks.

The jousting with boarding ladders is a new one. ISTR hearing about executive chairs, toilet plungers and goggles from the lab.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

92 That meme with the cup was so low.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (Eicbe)

93 Request permission to use gas

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (TnwAJ)

94 58 So I got willowed last thread. Did the unmaskers seriously threaten Barron? What the heck?
Posted by: Jmel

I'm sorry, what??????

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (mFoNl)

95 Gas has been approved. Here we go...

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (oBAbT)

96 Son Capt. N**** the Valiant finally got home from the M.E. Landed in Texas. Was standing at the car rental counter when a couple field-grade officers got in line. They both had farther to drive that evening than son, so he let them go first. They apparently got the last two cheap Kias on the lot. When son got to his car, he'd been upgraded to a Mercedes SUV. Said it was a nice ride...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (HuH1F)

97 Yeah bunnies are food, horses are transportation and work. I mean you can eat them but they have better uses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (KZzsI)

98 17 How old was I when I found out that those lines on the cup were measurements?

Let's see, 54 years, and 3 months, give or take.

I figured they were grippy things so you don't drop your beer.

The More You Know.

*NBC Tones*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)


Let's see - for me it is 54 years, three months, and a few days.


**twilight zone music**

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (0QYMt)

99 Just had helicopters fly over.. twice in 15 minutes. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (dUJdY)


Jewells!! I told you not to be distributing plans for armed revolution inside your jewelry packages!!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (Vgw1E)

100 52 Am I the only who sees a very aggressive hand with three fingers (the "DE") in the Biden logo?
Posted by: grima at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (9p+wn)

Joe "The Shocker" Biden

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (0QYMt)

101 87 *When Insomniac sends out shindig invites*

"..The Party of the First Part, endeavoring to entertain individuals (Party of the Second Part), couples (Parties of the Paired Part) and other such (Party of the Pity Part) to join him (Party of the First Part), in celebration of his recent employment (Party of the Paycheck Part)."


RSVP to his secretary (Party of the Party Part).

** Registered at Party City


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

I'd ship all you sumbitches here for a rager if I could!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

102 37 Sock's wife is good. Sent home with medication for diverticulitis. She will be fine.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (U2p+3)

Phew. Despite the otters, kinda like all youse.

Posted by: blubbering banned at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (elh85)

103 That last pic crossed some sort of line... I don't know what, precisely, but I think there should be an investigation...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (7WaWV)

104 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (KZzsI)

That just reminded me of the ads I see on the internet and recently on a big poster outside someone's house. It's a colored pen drawing of a dark haired. slender woman sometimes holding a lamp and usually wearing a face mask. Th caption says "Stay Home. Stay safe" It really does look like Communist agit prop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (+eVzC)

105 93 Request permission to use gas
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (TnwAJ)

*RRRRIIIIIPPPP*

Ahhhhh...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

106 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (l9m7l)

107 See you tomorrow!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (l9m7l)

108 * Bows in awe struck respect for the weirdness *

Now when Mrs. Sock asks me what's so funny and I say Weird Dave, she wants to read your content too.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. Made in the USA at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (XujPl)

109 88 Twitter's going to start facing lawsuits

Their stars like Dr. Eugene Gu and several others who get elevated in Trump's tweet comment threads are going to cause Twitter great grief

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (TnwAJ)

110
The jousting with boarding ladders is a new one. ISTR hearing about executive chairs, toilet plungers and goggles from the lab.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM

In college I worked the evening shift as a surgical aid in the hospital. If it was slow, we had gurney races down the hallway.

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (mFoNl)

111 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)

112 Personally, I'd rather not eat a rabbit or a horse, but if I had to choose, I'd probably go with the rabbit. The horse just feels....wrong.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Vgw1E)

113 93 Request permission to use gas
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (TnwAJ)

Approved.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (mhSbP)

114 Sock's wife is good. Sent home with medication for diverticulitis. She will be fine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (U2p+3)

Thanks for the update!

Posted by: HIPPA at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (SJDa9)

115 82 The roof, the roof...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (+b1ew)

the roof has Koreans!
Scatter, M--- F--ers
Or they will open fire!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (0QYMt)

116 I'm probably thinking about it too much, but given the locations of those scratches, the boyfriend miiiiiiiight be telling the truth. Maybe.

Posted by: pookysgirl, former health care professional at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (XKZwp)

117 Okay, this is the third pass for the helicopters. Something is going on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

118 They apparently got the last two cheap Kias on the lot. When son got to his car, he'd been upgraded to a Mercedes SUV. Said it was a nice ride...
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (HuH1F)

We drove a rented Mercedes suv in an ice storm in Colorado. That was the best handling vehicle I have ever driven. I'm still fighting the urge to trade my paid off Jeep Cherokee in for one.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Xt7n2)

119 Dear Lord,

I really don't ask for much. But if you could see clear to just let one medium-sized Minnesota rock clip Jesse Jackson in the head, we'd be good until the end.

Thanks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (XrCyE)

120 Horses are fast cows.


Fight me.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (Qf83p)

121 "Yeah bunnies are food, horses are transportation and work. I mean you can eat them but they have better uses."

Yup. It's not really that complicated.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (6XZdO)

122 BREAKING

Minnesota Governor activates National Guard

First Brigade "The Old Karens" prepared for combat

"As much shame as it takes" says Col. Karen

"We will wag fingers, if we have to"

Posted by: MiklosWatch at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

123 Personally, I'd rather not eat a rabbit or a horse, but if I had to choose, I'd probably go with the rabbit. The horse just feels....wrong.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Vgw1E)


I'd start with the rabbit. If I'm still hungry...

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

124 117 Okay, this is the third pass for the helicopters. Something is going on.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

They're on to you! Get out while you still can!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

125 109 88 Twitter's going to start facing lawsuits

Their stars like Dr. Eugene Gu and several others who get elevated in Trump's tweet comment threads are going to cause Twitter great grief
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (TnwAJ)


I'd like to see the social networks actually respect free speech, but their utter annihilation is cool too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (wGeit)

126 Love ya WD, but...

Smiling and laughing... right up to the sick ending. Could have done without that shit dessert.

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Clear Reception
at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (wmyHK)

127 I'm not as Dave as you think I am.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (4rW0X)
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Well at least you're not a Doug.

We all agreed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (Eicbe)

128 I'm glad I was not the only one who did not know the lines on a solo cup were measurements. I don't use them very often (like one every 15 years or so) so I also thought that there was only one line up at the top,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (+eVzC)

129
111 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)


N (Divide by zero)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (+b1ew)

130 Ok, maybe this is the joke, but the dude who got into a "fight" with his ex?

I don't think they were fighting.

Is that the joke? Am I now Ben Roethlisberger?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (hku12)

131 Okay, this is the third pass for the helicopters. Something is going on.

Ace has been fasting again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (XrCyE)

132 Personally, I'd rather not eat a rabbit or a horse, but if I had to choose, I'd probably go with the rabbit. The horse just feels....wrong.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Vgw1E)

I have eaten Rabbit twice in Sicily. Outstanding, but if my wife finds out she will divorce me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (85Gof)

133 Seriously - some adults need to be beaten with bats until the stupid is knocked out of them. Unfortunately, the beaters will need a pension plan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM

When I see videos like that, I want to offer to take the children off their hands because neither is a good parent.

My dad, as a joke, played reverse hide and seek with us. When we found him, he just grinned, then made bear growls. My older brother and I headed straight to mom, who was quite surprised to have us jump onto the couch (and her), screaming.

My dad laughed only until he realized we really were terrified.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (/+bwe)

134 Just saw on the Detroit news that Whitmer has ordered all the public swimming pools in Wayne Oakland and Macomb counties will remain closed for the entire summer season. Supposedly to help make sure kids will be well enough to be able to attend school in the fall and kids cannot socially distance at a pool.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (leNem)

135 That last pic crossed some sort of line... I don't know what, precisely, but I think there should be an investigation...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Well, if you happen to have a girlfriend who works for the FBI, you could always text her.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. Made in the USA at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (XujPl)

136 If you are measuring whatever yer puttin' in the SOLO cup, you are not exactly doing it right.

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (RuIsu)

137 117 hopefully they're getting ready to drop boiling oil

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (TnwAJ)

138 I literally just now learned those are volume lines on Solo cups.

Posted by: Gov. Karen Half-Whitmer, Der UberKarenFuhrer at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (NVYyb)

139 I'd start on the right of that chart and move leftward, swapping the horse and bunny. Nothing there I wouldn't eat if I were hungry enough.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (wGeit)

140 Those are not measurements. liar. It's for different games of beer pong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (rhFy4)

141
So any peaceful protests tonight that require police to protect them from spontaneously combusting stores?


Posted by: Ripley........
Those brave, selfless protesters are rescuing those HD TV's from the imminent blazes!
We should give them medals for their heroism!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (CjFDo)

142 Jewells45 was arrested last night in a FBI raid on her home. Agents found several precious metals and way more stretchy string than any person should have.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (+b1ew)

143 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (XrCyE)

What? You don't want to give that crooked, rioting encouraging , fake minister, shake down artist Al Sharpton, equal time?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (+eVzC)

144 134 Just saw on the Detroit news that Whitmer has ordered all the public swimming pools in Wayne Oakland and Macomb counties will remain closed for the entire summer season. Supposedly to help make sure kids will be well enough to be able to attend school in the fall and kids cannot socially distance at a pool.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (leNem)


Which makes no sense. Better to get them all sick and well again by the time the school year starts.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (wGeit)

145 Ok, maybe this is the joke, but the dude who got into a "fight" with his ex?

I don't think they were fighting.

Is that the joke? Am I now Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (hku12)

Maybe you should spend some time on Twitter discussing St. Elsewhere with Jonah the Whale.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (XrCyE)

146 Sometime, it would be fun to have a thread where everyone has to preface their post by calling someone a liar. Preferably another poster, but you have to bootstrap the thing.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)

147 To be fair to little towhead, that Easter Bunny is fucking terrifying.

They usually are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)


Seeing Harvey scared the shit out of me.

Brown acid, man. Did I heed the warning? NOoooo!

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (Y8PSl)

148 Actual protest - not just a mayhem and looting festival - in downtown Mpls. Some festivities, with poh-lice chasing people around and spraying mace from moving vehicles.

Chicago police should brace for the demonstrations this weekend when another 20 people are shot and 11 die. Um, with no police involvement.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (El6T/)

149 146 Sometime, it would be fun to have a thread where everyone has to preface their post by calling someone a liar. Preferably another poster, but you have to bootstrap the thing.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)

No you don't. Liar.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

150 There are different pong games?

Head. Blown.

Posted by: Gov. Karen Half-Whitmer, Der UberKarenFuhrer at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (NVYyb)

151 Eat me.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (l3+k2)

152 130 Ok, maybe this is the joke, but the dude who got into a "fight" with his ex?

I don't think they were fighting.

Is that the joke? Am I now Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (hku12)

Yes. That's the joke. His girlfriend ain't exactly smart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (+b1ew)

153 Ok, maybe this is the joke, but the dude who got into a "fight" with his ex?

I don't think they were fighting.

Is that the joke? Am I now Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: BurtTC


Sometimes when a man and a woman really really like each other....

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (Qf83p)

154
105 93 Request permission to use gas
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (TnwAJ)

*RRRRIIIIIPPPP*

Ahhhhh...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)



Lay off the wheat and the sugar!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

155 Regarding that vegan poster, in fairness to China, I don't think they're buying purebred English bulldogs at thousands of dollars apiece in order to stir fry them.
God gave us certain animals to eat. People in the Bible ate livestock. Nowhere in the Bible did people eat dogs and cats.
So, those godless heathens in PETA can bite my butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

156 That Biden poster is perfect.

Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (clsJu)

157 Just saw on the Detroit news that Whitmer has ordered all the public swimming pools in Wayne Oakland and Macomb counties will remain closed for the entire summer season.

Trump is going to win Minnesota by ten and Michigan by twenty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (XrCyE)

158 128 I'm glad I was not the only one who did not know the lines on a solo cup were measurements. I don't use them very often (like one every 15 years or so) so I also thought that there was only one line up at the top,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (+eVzC)


I thought they were corrugation, to make the cup rigid yet as thin as possible. The wider it got the more steps of corrugation needed to help it maintain shape when filled.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (0QYMt)

159 1) pan solo
2) solo cup
3) o solo mio?

Posted by: rioting yet? banned quiet in SFV at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (elh85)

160 "Yeah bunnies are food, horses are transportation and work. I mean you can eat them but they have better uses."



Yup. It's not really that complicated.



Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (6XZdO)
horses are part of the American heritage and mythology Even city dwellers can imagine themselves on a horse in some rugged country fending for themselves. They are so much a part of our heritage that it would be near impossible to open a horse meat restaurant. But they serve rabbit at every french joint around. And small game hunters certainly love rabbit.

It is different in Europe. They even have restaurants that specialize in horse meat in France I have heard. But I doubt it is very popular and is more of an odd niche product.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (hHxp2)

161 149 146 Sometime, it would be fun to have a thread where everyone has to preface their post by calling someone a liar. Preferably another poster, but you have to bootstrap the thing.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)

No you don't. Liar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)


I'll bet you sleep just fine, and don't speak Latin at all. Liar.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

162
No you don't. Liar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

You lie like a rug.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

163 Which makes no sense. Better to get them all sick and well again by the time the school year starts.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (wGeit)


And the fact that they'd be swimming around in chlorine for a few hours.

But state/municipal distinctions aside, public pools are the single thing so far in 2020 that she has closed that she at least notionally has the power to close.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

164 151 Eat me.
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (l3+k2)


This is one of those times where I can't believe I got the joke.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (wGeit)

165 The George Floyd operation worked perfectly. The St Paul cops are absolutely powerless. They're just observers.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (8DRUP)

166 Seriously - some adults need to be beaten with bats until the stupid is knocked out of them. Unfortunately, the beaters will need a pension plan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:12 PM (0QYMt)

Some adults think scaring the shit out of little kids or otherwise being assholes to them is just great fun. They should have all their limbs broken.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

167 111 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p

We can add that to the list. But can enumerate a bit on that request?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (rhFy4)

168 The Governator does that to her husband every Saturday night.

Posted by: Gov. Karen Half-Whitmer, Der UberKarenFuhrer at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (NVYyb)

169 I only knew the top line on a red solo cup meant full.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (mhSbP)


And the bottom line meant refill.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Y8PSl)

170 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)


N (Divide by zero)
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Imma pencil you in as a "yes".

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Qf83p)

171 Watts; Detroit; Newark...

I already saw this movie 50 years ago!

Posted by: mnw at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Cssks)

172 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)
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I can see you're primed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Eicbe)

173 >>> 127 I'm not as Dave as you think I am.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 28, 2020 10:14 PM (4rW0X)
---
Well at least you're not a Doug.

We all agreed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (Eicbe)

And definitely not a Todd.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (0ReGO)

174 MN by 3, MI by 5.

It's still dumbed down, misinformed, ignorant 2020 America, remember.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (El6T/)

175 Maybe people in Michigan could strike a deal with the rioters in Minneapolis. They'll bring their guns and help topple the government there, if the rioters agree to come to Michigan and help them do the same with Whitmer.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:25 PM (Vgw1E)

176 162
No you don't. Liar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

You lie like a rug.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

Fuzzy and great to stretch out on...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

177 111 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)


nine.

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 10:25 PM (LPnfS)

178 No you don't. Liar.
Posted by: Insomniac


YOU LIE!

Posted by: Rep. Joe "You Lie" Wilson at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

179 I'm probably thinking about it too much, but given the locations of those scratches, the boyfriend miiiiiiiight be telling the truth. Maybe.

Yeah he turned his back, with his shirt off, and she attacked him like a rabid wombat, clawing at him. That's the ticket

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (KZzsI)

180 There's a party?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

In your mouth, and everybody's coming!

Posted by: Tell me you've never heard that one. at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (z79tQ)

181 172 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)
---
I can see you're primed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Eicbe)

Let's avoid divisive subjects.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

182 They are trying to protect the virus from extinguishing itself so it can return in the fall.

Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (clsJu)

183 155
did I tell you the story of my research trip in Guangzhou? Where I thought I was cuddling cocker spaniel puppies and my interpreter was having a conniption fit trying to get me to leave?

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (mFoNl)

184 Navratilov gets Dumb Jock Merit Badge.

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (RuIsu)

185 "Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?"

Last weekend I learned to do long division in hexidecimal, using a radix point for fractional accuracy. Then I wrote a routine in AVR assembly, and it worked the first time! So now I can do some basic math on an ATmega microcontroller. Very handy! I don't want to use C, because that's cheating.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (6XZdO)

186 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)

nine.
Posted by: Adriane

nichts

Posted by: von und zu Miklostein at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

187 horses are part of the American heritage and mythology Even city dwellers can imagine themselves on a horse in some rugged country fending for themselves. They are so much a part of our heritage that it would be near impossible to open a horse meat restaurant. But they serve rabbit at every french joint around. And small game hunters certainly love rabbit.

It is different in Europe. They even have restaurants that specialize in horse meat in France I have heard. But I doubt it is very popular and is more of an odd niche product.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (hHxp2)


Here in CA they passed a law that horses couldn't be used for food or feed. So in stead of old riding horses going to be humanely killed at the dog food factory, people started abandoning them to starve in rural areas.

City people can be stupid.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (wGeit)

188 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Qf83p)
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I can see you're primed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Eicbe)

Let's avoid divisive subjects.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

I've always been a radical.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (XrCyE)

189 Splunge

We used to have Flamewar Friday. Lots of insulting , well everyone. Been a while.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

190 Ok, maybe this is the joke, but the dude who got into a "fight" with his ex?

I don't think they were fighting.

Is that the joke? Am I now Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (hku12)

Maybe you should spend some time on Twitter discussing St. Elsewhere with Jonah the Whale.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:21 PM (XrCyE)


Ok, now is THAT supposed to be a joke?

I swear, I'm not cut out for this ONT thing. Either my brain shuts down at 8PM (local time) or everyone else's does.

Or and.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (hku12)

191 Some adults think scaring the shit out of little kids or otherwise being assholes to them is just great fun. They should have all their limbs broken.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

Harsh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob with Halloween bloody monster mask and bloody clever. at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (rhFy4)

192 IL governor Pritzker had until midnight tonight to file a brief with the USSC explaining why he was clearly violating the right to practice religion of everyone in the state, a deprivation of rights under the color of law per 18 USC 242 (discussed here, and I'm sure his lawyers mentioned it).

As Illinois is overdue to graduate a governor to federal prison, he has decided not to push his luck, meaning we can have our churches back.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8letl9q

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (kOpft)

193 WeirdDave, the video of the little kids terrified by the Easter bunny had me laughing and guffawing out loud. With all the bad news, I needed that. Thank you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

194 @165
The cops have achieved JAFO status.

The police chief and mayor must be thrilled.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (lh1YW)

195 (at gun store)
"Sell me that big can of pepper spray, please."
"Uh, that's the fire extinguisher, sir".
Shucks.

Posted by: banned spicy at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (elh85)

196 Jewells45 was arrested last night in a FBI raid on her home. Agents found several precious metals and way more stretchy string than any person should have.

LOL!!

Seriously though.. usually when this happens they are looking for someone (no, not me!). Doors are locked and gun is within reach.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

197 >>>Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:18 PM
-----------

Absolutely. Love meth.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, father of the year at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (NVYyb)

198 Cleaver. Damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob with Halloween bloody monster mask and bloody clever. at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (rhFy4)

199 Zero out the math. Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

200 Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (6XZdO)

You. I like you. But I'm going to stand over here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (XrCyE)

201 198 Cleaver. Damn.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob with Halloween bloody monster mask and bloody clever. at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (rhFy4)

Not so bloody clever now, are ya?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

202 its "jif" and all the Millenial douchebags and kids who insist otherwise can go to Gary Indiana and drink the pond water. You don't get to just change the word because it gives you bad feels to pronounce it the way the designer and inventor declared it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)

203
That one at the bottom. I know it's satire because the thought that some people may actually believe it is too horrifying to contemplate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (mht8P)

204 Of course yute and children face no risk from this bug. We now know this - we've known this for a while. Far less than from flu - which is also not considered a public health issue for the young.

So closing pools is especially stupid.

Oh - what about the older adults there? Well, if they're healthy, and under 60 ..... it's an extended flu season.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (El6T/)

205 It is different in Europe. They even have restaurants that specialize in horse meat in France I have heard. But I doubt it is very popular and is more of an odd niche product.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (hHxp2)


There's quite a few who do eat it over there. The outdoor market in Frankfurt had a food truck that made good business selling cuts of horse meat.

And no, I did not partake. In fact, even though the smells from the other trucks were pretty yummy, I saw a picture of an innocent-looking horse on the side of the truck, and it destroyed my appetite for the rest of the evening.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (Vgw1E)

206 185 "Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?"

Last weekend I learned to do long division in hexidecimal, using a radix point for fractional accuracy. Then I wrote a routine in AVR assembly, and it worked the first time! So now I can do some basic math on an ATmega microcontroller. Very handy! I don't want to use C, because that's cheating.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (6XZdO)


Ooh. The ATTiny85 is my favorite microcontroller! Cheap as chips. I'm not sure it has enough memory to do division, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (wGeit)

207 202 its "jif" and all the Millenial douchebags and kids who insist otherwise can go to Gary Indiana and drink the pond water. You don't get to just change the word because it gives you bad feels to pronounce it the way the designer and inventor declared it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)

Damn Skippy!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

208 If the Solo cup were an actual implement of measurement, were is the mark for one cup/8 oz?

Poor execution, if you ask me!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (7WaWV)

209 I can see you're primed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Eicbe)

Let's avoid divisive subjects.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
---
You sound negative.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Eicbe)

210 Evening horde

Posted by: wing at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (JFzNN)

211 Actually the little ones dont get the horror treatment. The ones too old to trick or treat??? Merciless.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob with Halloween bloody monster mask and bloody clever. at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (rhFy4)

212 LOL!!

Seriously though.. usually when this happens they are looking for someone (no, not me!). Doors are locked and gun is within reach.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)


Just remember, center mass. Don't go all headshot on us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (+b1ew)

213 Ok, maybe this is the joke, but the dude who got into a "fight" with his ex?

I don't think they were fighting.

Is that the joke? Am I now Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: BurtTC

Sometimes when a man and a woman really really like each other....
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (Qf83p)


Wait a sec, lemme get a pen...

Ok.. and then??

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (hku12)

214 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven

Why? What did math do now?

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. Made in the USA at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (XujPl)

215 Joe, I think you're being a little hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: Doctor Dr Sir Jill Biden Esq, PhD at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (dOV9E)

216 214 Would you guys like to talk about math again tonight?

Posted by: eleven

Why? What did math do now?
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. Made in the USA at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (XujPl)

Catholicth go to math.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

217 its "jif" and all the Millenial douchebags and kids who insist otherwise can go to Gary Indiana and drink the pond water. You don't get to just change the word because it gives you bad feels to pronounce it the way the designer and inventor declared it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)


Because it stands for jraphics interchange format?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

218
Sometimes when a man and a woman really really like each other....
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:22 PM (Qf83p)


Wait a sec, lemme get a pen...

Ok.. and then??
Posted by: BurtTC


She scratches the shit out of his back.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (Qf83p)

219 Wait a sec, lemme get a pen...

Ok.. and then??
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (hku12


Usually, divorce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (+b1ew)

220 121 "Yeah bunnies are food, horses are transportation and work. I mean you can eat them but they have better uses."

Yup. It's not really that complicated.
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (6XZdO)

Horsemeat is the most delicious red meat on the planet - can be eaten raw - and it is healthy for you, especially for people who are anemic.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (8/7u2)

221 They even have restaurants that specialize in horse meat in France I have heard. But I doubt it is very popular and is more of an odd niche product.
Posted by: Quint

I don't know about all European countries, but in at lest some there is requirement to have a symbolic horse head visible so that people know that they sell horse there.

I would not eat horse myself, because I used to ride them.

But horses do bite, so maybe fair.

Posted by: Dismounted Miklos at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Just don't call it a Skippy.

Posted by: Jiff at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)

223 Thinking about math is really healthy for your brain.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (dOV9E)

224 its "jif" and all the Millenial douchebags and kids who insist otherwise can go to Gary Indiana and drink the pond water.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)
---
Hey! I'm a boomer douchebag who has always pronounced if gift - t.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (Eicbe)

225 Wing!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

226 Not so bloody clever now, are ya?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

I would do that riffing on your comment. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob with Halloween bloody monster mask and bloody clever. at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (rhFy4)

227 To the best of my knowledge I've never eaten horse or dog, my guess is they aren't very good meat. But I don't really care what critter the meat comes from as long as its not a bug.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (KZzsI)

228 Usually, divorce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Sometimes, as in this case, divorce can be in a quantum state.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (Qf83p)

229 196 Jewells45 was arrested last night in a FBI raid on her home. Agents found several precious metals and way more stretchy string than any person should have.

LOL!!

Seriously though.. usually when this happens they are looking for someone (no, not me!). Doors are locked and gun is within reach.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

Wait...it was you who stole all the plastic lanyard lace to braid the way overly-complicated key chains out at the Youth Camp?


I always suspected you were involved, but to have it confirmed!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (0QYMt)

230 Horses.

Eat 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: The Wehrmacht in Russia at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (El6T/)

231 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)

232 Wait a sec, lemme get a pen...

Ok.. and then??
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (hku12

A Dateline episode narrated by Keith Morrison.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (XrCyE)

233 219 Wait a sec, lemme get a pen...

Ok.. and then??
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (hku12


Usually, divorce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (+b1ew)


The scratches are long, long healed by then.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (wGeit)

234 We're going to need more lube.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (2N7oZ)

235 probably go with the rabbit

You're going to be hungry again tomorrow. Cut that horse up and make jerky! You can spend more time looking for water.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (K22Va)

236 "How old were you when you found out these lines were measurements?"

Umm, today I guess. But I can't say I ever really paid much attention to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (V2Yro)

237 191 Some adults think scaring the shit out of little kids or otherwise being assholes to them is just great fun. They should have all their limbs broken.

Had a baby sitter do this. More than once. Obese tub of shit. Thanks, maw, for the pedagogy and protection.

Posted by: if banned goes to hell it will be ok if I get to shovel coal on her fire too at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (elh85)

238 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)


Crap.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (2N7oZ)

239 219 Wait a sec, lemme get a pen...

Ok.. and then??
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (hku12


Usually, divorce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (+b1ew)

Don't forget penury and gelding.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

240 Regarding that vegan poster, in fairness to China, I
don't think they're buying purebred English bulldogs at thousands of
dollars apiece in order to stir fry them.

God gave us certain animals to eat. People in the Bible ate livestock. Nowhere in the Bible did people eat dogs and cats.

So, those godless heathens in PETA can bite my butt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)


Rule of thumb is that Philistine regions ate dogs and pigs, Israelite regions did not.
Also, cats are not mentioned in the Bible, as far as I can tell. (sorry, gotta strain at gnats)

of course there it the punchline: "I couldn't read the recipe you gave me for 'Ped-ig-ree' so we just cooked it the traditional way."

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (WyVLE)

241 I went to Japan, and discovered:

Sushi is better than I had ever imagined, and really, really expensive.
Whale meat restaurants are a big thing. No, I didn't go to one.
Even big cities are really, really quiet. It was days before I heard a car horn
I felt sorry for the young up-and-comers, in their suits, socializing with their co-workers at 8 PM because they had to.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

242 >>> 202 its "jif" and all the Millenial douchebags and kids who insist otherwise can go to Gary Indiana and drink the pond water. You don't get to just change the word because it gives you bad feels to pronounce it the way the designer and inventor declared it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:28 PM

Now do SQL

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (l6b3d)

243 Goedel was tight!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (Eicbe)

244 A Dateline episode narrated by Keith Morrison.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (XrCyE)


I love Riders on the Storm.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (2N7oZ)

245 231 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)


Boy, would she be in trouble if this were true. But then, I guess, she wouldn't be lying.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (wGeit)

246 Catholicth go to math.
Posted by: Insomniac


How many angels can dance on the head of a pinhead lawyer?

Discuss

There will be further hypotheticals.

Posted by: University of Miklos, Faculty of Law and Bodily Humours at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

247 Inventor: Look at this thing I came up with, I call it a "car"
Douchebag: A Cair? What's it do
Inventor: No, its "car" that's how you say it.
Douchebag: Whatever Cair maker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)

248 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.

https://bit.ly/3eGwudB

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:35 PM (8DRUP)

249 Jesus tempted, now that is exquisite!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:35 PM (V2Yro)

250 Now do SQL
Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (l6b3d)


I love it when people pronounce all the letters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:35 PM (+b1ew)

251 243 Goedel was tight!
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (Eicbe)

Before der otters got to him...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

252 241 I went to Japan, and discovered:

Sushi is better than I had ever imagined, and really, really expensive. Whale meat restaurants are a big thing. No, I didn't go to one. Even big cities are really, really quiet. It was days before I heard a car horn I felt sorry for the young up-and-comers, in their suits, socializing with their co-workers at 8 PM because they had to.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)


Japanese culture is weird and really cool, but Japanese business culture is toxic and soul destroying. It's no wonder the younger guys are checking out.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (wGeit)

253
Short story.
Pop was in Korea at the end of WWll. Was part of the wave that was gonna invade Japan. Active went home first, so he sat.
Family he got friendly with gave him a dinner when he left. Looked like dog, so he asked, "Is this dog?"
The patriarch acted offended. "No, not dog. Puppy."

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (Rz5ej)

254 Wait...it was you who stole all the plastic lanyard lace to braid the way overly-complicated key chains out at the Youth Camp?

No!! Not me.. I never use plastic. Paper.. maybe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

255 246 Catholicth go to math.
Posted by: Insomniac

How many angels can dance on the head of a pinhead lawyer?

Discuss

There will be further hypotheticals.
Posted by: University of Miklos, Faculty of Law and Bodily
Humours at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

That's an easy one, it's Avocado's Number.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

256 Rabbit is good eating, and easy to raise.

Posted by: Flyover at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (Rbu5d)

257 Damnit, I left out a Z.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

258 Now do SQL
Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (l6b3d)
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I've heard it both ways. Actually I'm quite proficient in "Sequel" and pretty much use S-Q-L and "sequel" pretty evenly split.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:37 PM (Eicbe)

259 Tom Servo "That's an easy one, it's Avocado's Number."

Point of order. They are angels, not moles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

260 Usually, divorce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (+b1ew)

Don't forget penury and gelding.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)


I got an uncle in the penury. We don't mention him at family gatherings.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (hku12)

261 259 Tom Servo "That's an easy one, it's Avocado's Number."

Point of order. They are angels, not moles.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

I can dig it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

262 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.

...the fuck??

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (dUJdY)

263 jraphics


Oh Lawd

Forgot one

There's always one

Posted by: Oxford English Dictionary at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

264 But I can't say I ever really paid much attention to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:33 PM (V2Yro)

Me too. If it wasn't full of beer there was a problem, but I never drank anything else out of those cups, so....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (dLLD6)

265 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.

******************


Well shit.

Posted by: Everyone Using Online Dating at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (+dsLj)

266 of course Cats aren't mentioned in the bible, they are Creatures of Evil and Wickedness. And they like it that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (V2Yro)

267 251 243 Goedel was tight!
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (Eicbe)

Before der otters got to him...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

Better him than me.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 28, 2020 10:38 PM (0QYMt)

268 But they serve rabbit at every french joint around.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (hHxp2)


I've had rabbit at an Italian restaurant in Manhattan and at one of the historic taverns in Williamsburg (multiple times). Both versions were delicious.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 10:39 PM (Y8PSl)

269 My aunt got me a pan kind of like Pan Solo, but it was double sided and locked closed, like two pans opposite each other. You could make a 1-egg omelette with it. But it broke pretty quickly. I used it a lot to make my own egg mcmuffins

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:39 PM (KZzsI)

270 Who has a crisis about eating cute fluffy wuffy wittle bunnies?


They're delicious.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2020 10:39 PM (Z7lwY)

271 Rabbit is good eating, and easy to raise.

Posted by: Flyover at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (Rbu5d)


A roast rabbit looks like a cat. Not that I'm complaining as I've eaten my share, but it looks weird.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 10:39 PM (2N7oZ)

272 doggeh protecting me from.doggies on tv

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 10:39 PM (G546f)

273 Some adults think scaring the shit out of little kids or otherwise being assholes to them is just great fun. They should have all their limbs broken.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM

Yeah, making kids feel they're in threatening situations is such complete bullshit. I worked with a kid who basically had PTSD from all the "pranks" his fucked-up dad pulled.Got into a fistfight with dad over some "Sasquatch gonna eat you" crap he tried to pull on his baby sister. I thought (and still think) he was a decent young man.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 10:39 PM (/+bwe)

274 231 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)


The Constitution still protects the "fat girl head-only dating site photo" though, right? Some things should be sacred.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)

275 Right now I can walk into the nearby 7-11 sans mask. In an hour and 20 minutes I can't. Thanks, Ralph.

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (6j2Bg)

276 of course Cats aren't mentioned in the bible, they are Creatures of Evil and Wickedness.

"We wuz lionz!!!"
--The Cats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (KZzsI)

277
Supposedly to help make sure kids will be well enough to be able to attend school in the fall and kids cannot socially distance at a pool.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (leNem)


POLIO!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (mht8P)

278 262 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.

...the fuck??
---
That's just too weird.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (sWM8x)

279 Bunnies are evil and deserve to be et

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (G546f)

280 277
Supposedly to help make sure kids will be well enough to be able to attend school in the fall and kids cannot socially distance at a pool.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 10:20 PM (leNem)

POLIO!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (mht8P)

MARCO!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

281 Just remember, center mass. Don't go all headshot on us.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (+b1ew)



*cough*Mozambique Drill*cough*

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (WyVLE)

282 Point of order. They are angels, not moles.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Mole means CHOCOLATE

Well, in part.

100% angels are pretty rare too.

Posted by: yer Mayan Pal Miklos at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

283 The patriarch acted offended. "No, not dog. Puppy."

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (Rz5ej)

I went to a cheap bistro in Paris with a date (now my wife). We didn't pay much attention to the food, until we tasted the steak and realized that there was no way it was from a cow.


Yeah...the frogs eat horse. And it isn't nearly as good as cow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (dLLD6)

284 254 Wait...it was you who stole all the plastic lanyard lace to braid the way overly-complicated key chains out at the Youth Camp?

No!! Not me.. I never use plastic. Paper.. maybe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

Uh-Huh. They blamed the tweenie girls from Wee Tompi, but it was you all along. Stay right there, I go to get Miss Marple and gloat!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (0QYMt)

285
A roast rabbit looks like a cat. Not that I'm complaining as I've eaten my share, but it looks weird.
Posted by: Mr. Morango

Okay, nuther Pop story. As a kid, they would shoot and sell rabbits to the local grocery.
Had to leave at least one foot on to prove it was rabbit and not cat.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Rz5ej)

286 AlaBAMA @ 212 - Aim for the pelvic girdle rather than center of mass. They are probably wearing body armor. Their screams will demotivate the other team members. If they don't bleed out, they'll pee through a tube the rest of their lives.

Posted by: butch at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (hXu8T)

287 Now do SQL
Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (l6b3d)
---
I've heard it both ways. Actually I'm quite proficient in "Sequel" and pretty much use S-Q-L and "sequel" pretty evenly split.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:37 PM (Eicbe)


Except in the context of MSSQL Server (because they named it in such a way as to negate every other SQL server, as if they've got the only RDBMS apparently), where it is pronounced "squirrel server".

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

288 Some adults think scaring the shit out of little kids or otherwise being assholes to them is just great fun.

I don't get that either. Some people think its endlessly hilarious to traumatize kids. But those people usually think pranks are funny too when all they make me do is want to beat their teeth in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (KZzsI)

289 I would not eat horse myself, because I used to ride them.



But horses do bite, so maybe fair.



Posted by: Dismounted Miklos at May 28, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

they can kick like hell too. No rabbit ever bothered me but damn if they are not good eating.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (hHxp2)

290 MARCO!
Posted by: Insomniac


YOU'RE IT!!!

Posted by: Miklos swims away at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.
---
That's literally what the SCOTUS decided was NOT the case

However you are not *protected* from consequences of that lie.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Eicbe)

292 283 Yeah...the frogs eat horse. And it isn't nearly as good as cow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (dLLD6)


Not surprising. Horses use their muscles.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (dOV9E)

293 Because it stands for jraphics interchange format?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)


because you gotta call it something and "bob" and "Thingy" were taken.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (WyVLE)

294 *cough*Mozambique Drill*cough*

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (WyVLE)

I wonder how many were actually necessary....
Two center of mass seems pretty good to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (dLLD6)

295 286 AlaBAMA @ 212 - Aim for the pelvic girdle rather than center of mass. They are probably wearing body armor. Their screams will demotivate the other team members. If they don't bleed out, they'll pee through a tube the rest of their lives.
Posted by: butch at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (hXu8T


That comes after the center mass shots. Two in the chest. One in the pecker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (+b1ew)

296 Have a great night everyone.

May you sleep the sleep of the just ... after.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

297
MARCO!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)


Just after hitting "Post" I realized someone would say that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

298 Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (HuH1F)

Good on him, and the rental guys!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (ZMXpM)

299 Vendette, just venting her spleen:


If wearing masks is so effing important, why isn't it already in place, Ralph? And no, "It's nice to have advance notice", which I've seen on ye olde internet, is a BS excuse.

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (6j2Bg)

300 297
MARCO!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

Just after hitting "Post" I realized someone would say that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P

And that someone...was me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

301 Would giraffeics be pictures of giraffes? Or pictures constructed out of giraffes?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (l6b3d)

302 But I don't really care what critter the meat comes from as long as its not a bug.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Now we need to find the line between "bug" and "food".

Shrimp? Lobster? Crawfish? Crab? Snail?

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (P1f+c)

303 "Ooh. The ATTiny85 is my favorite microcontroller! Cheap as chips. I'm not sure it has enough memory to do division, though."

I bought some ATtinys also, but I've only played with the mega328P so far. I've only used 1.5K out of the 32K program space. The opcodes are different, but I bet it would fit in an ATtiny too.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (6XZdO)

304 > They actually catch people who do that, or they have.

Yeah, you can get serious prison time for that. As it should be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (hKLpI)

305 Speaking of eating rabbit....in Basic Training in 1975, at lackland AFB, first meal after getting yelled at by the TI's, I got in line and asked for the fried chicken, whereupon, an older black cook remarked...that aint chicken, white boy....its rabbit..... I ate it anyway, greasy, but good..... True story, my word as a Biden.....or not. Jasonj

Posted by: jasonj at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (qSQLQ)

306 Had to leave at least one foot on to prove it was rabbit and not cat.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Rz5ej)

when I was growing up there were stores still selling lucky rabbit foot keychains, which were actual rabbit feet.
Never understood how lucky they could be, being dead and all

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f)

307 Frogs are supposed to be good eating but like a lot of small game there doesn't look like enough meat to make it worthwhile. Plus, the thought of all those handicapped frogs in little wheel chairs gives me the blues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:44 PM (KZzsI)

308 301 Would giraffeics be pictures of giraffes? Or pictures constructed out of giraffes?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (l6b3d)

You could have a whole park full of those.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

309 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.
---
That's just too weird.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
----
Sounds like there may have been a personal aspect to the whole situation now...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 28, 2020 10:44 PM (UUBmN)

310 {{{Hrothgar}}}!

You're here!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

311 I'm still waiting for Goedel

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (kVr0X)

312 Best rabbit is wild Cottontail, from the mesquite tangles and grass pastures in South Texas.

Shot with a .22 LR, as Gawd & John Moses Browning intended.

Break 'em down into quarters, leaving the back & ribs together as a single piece.

Melt some butter, mix with some soy sauce and a splash of beer. Brush 'em all with that.

Season with Pepper, Lemon Pepper and Garlic Powder.

Cook on a simple grill over charcoal, and serve.

Nom. OMG, so very much NOM.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

313 Used to be good at upland desert bunny hunting with 20 gauge, good grilling. Then one day almost finished cleaning one, haunch about ready for the grill... and it twitched. Freaked me the fuck out. Still honored it cooking and eating, but never shot another. Could not shoot a bird these days.

Looter? Varmints.

Posted by: banne with license and all at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (elh85)

314 When dining in France, never order anything that begins with 'ch': chien, chevre, chevalle, chat... There are probably more...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (7WaWV)

315 I hate bunnies. They breed like rabbits!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (+dsLj)

316 That's literally what the SCOTUS decided was NOT the case

However you are not *protected* from consequences of that lie.


Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Eicbe)

Are you suggesting that Brazile is a sleazy liar? Or dumb?


I'm shocked!
Of course the best way to avoid any complications is to shut your fvcking mouth and not say a damned thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (dLLD6)

317 Horses.

Eat 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: The Wehrmacht in Russia at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (El6T/)


Long pig is better.

Posted by: Leningraders During The 900 Day Siege at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (Y8PSl)

318 Now we need to find the line between "bug" and "food".

Crabs and lobsters etc aren't bugs, but snails are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (KZzsI)

319 Sazeracs for all my friends!

***pours a drink for himself***

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (QW9VZ)

320 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.

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This sounds suspiciously like an internet fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (kVr0X)

321 191 Some adults think scaring the shit out of little kids or otherwise being assholes to them is just great fun. They should have all their limbs broken.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

My dad only did that to me once, and I think he thought it would be funny. It was in the early 60's, and he had bought an old WW1 style gas mask at the Army Navy Surplus store. Why? I guess he thought it was a cool thing to have. So I was about 4 or 5, and he called me over to this little workshop, and I went there, and suddenly he came out wearing this... "Thing", with a big ol' Elephant Man trunk hanging down off the face. Scared the Holy Hell out of me, I don't remember ever being that scared before that, I just broke down.

After that he felt bad, took it off, and gave me some good stuff along with a lot of "lets not tell Mom about this."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:46 PM (V2Yro)

322 I'm still waiting for Goedel
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (kVr0X)
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Are you incomplete?

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:46 PM (Eicbe)

323 I wonder how many were actually necessary....
Two center of mass seems pretty good to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2020 10:42 PM (dLLD6)


This. My instructor said that was for movies. The center mass is bigger and easier to hit high on adrenaline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:46 PM (+b1ew)

324 Had to leave at least one foot on to prove it was rabbit and not cat.
Posted by: MarkY


I always wondered where that "lucky rabbit's foot" thing got started.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

325 Rabbit is delish. Better than squirrel.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 28, 2020 10:47 PM (0OmEj)

326 Always like a good "dad" joke/meme to share with my daughter. Have to. Wife stopped laughing years ago.

Posted by: Going yard at May 28, 2020 10:47 PM (ImCOk)

327 There are no men on this graph. ~Othmog the orc

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (LxTcq)

328 My dad got rabbits to raise for food and sell the pelts. They were really nice critters, very friendly. They purr, believe it or not, when you pet them.

But he'd been in the Korean War, and while he didn't serve in combat he was a medic and saw some really awful stuff even stateside. He just couldn't bring himself to kill the bunnies but once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (KZzsI)

329 I've never eaten rabbit. Or squirrel. Gator, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

330 because you gotta call it something and "bob" and "Thingy" were taken.
Posted by: Kindltot


IPR Leasing.

Have your people call our people.

Posted by: Miklosian Whatchamacallit LLC at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

331 I feel better now.

I will also say I'm an aunt to 3 bunnies.

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (6j2Bg)

332 A 40mm? Bean bags?

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (n/x6m)

333 Vendette, this episode has pretty much cemented a very different assessment of this place (US), started years ago, but this is the finishing touch.

Posted by: The Wehrmacht in Russia at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (El6T/)

334 Where's the quaalude punch line on the Solo cup?

Posted by: Brett at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (Eicbe)

335 Target ain't got no bunnies I seen.

Had some Alabama Black Snake though!

Posted by: Looty McNagger at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (GuQXB)

336 I've never eaten rabbit. Or squirrel. Gator, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

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Possum?

Posted by: Grannie Clampett at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (kVr0X)

337 I'm still waiting for Goedel

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (kVr0X)




I'm betting he will never show up.

Posted by: Samuel Beckett at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (2N7oZ)

338 306 Had to leave at least one foot on to prove it was rabbit and not cat

My great aunt lived in hawaii and filipines, (20s-40s) told me she demanded to see the ears still on the carcass to prove rabbit, not cat.

Posted by: banned portagee family at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (elh85)

339 Motorist in Denver throws off a "peaceful" communist "protestor" who'd climbed on her hood, then comes back and hits him.

https://tinyurl.com/commiebash

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (hKLpI)

340 There are no men on this graph.
~Othmog the orc


"You shall not taste manflesh!"
--Saruman the White

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (KZzsI)

341 Lots of times I see a clickbait ad on the sidebar and in the pic is a blonde in a blue sweater with fantastic boobs. Anyone know who she is?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

342 I've had gator tail. Good eats!

I think they were like fritters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:50 PM (+b1ew)

343 I've never eaten rabbit. Or squirrel. Gator, yes.

Gator is supposed to be good eating. Squirrel just looks like too much work, like you'd use up as many calories as you got eating it. I wasn't impressed with rabbit, but it might have just been too old to be good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:50 PM (KZzsI)

344 341 Lots of times I see a clickbait ad on the sidebar and in the pic is a blonde in a blue sweater with fantastic boobs. Anyone know who she is?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

My ex-girlfriend. Had to break up with her. It was nothing but sex, sex, sex, all the time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

345 Frogs are supposed to be good eating but like a lot of small game there doesn't look like enough meat to make it worthwhile.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Frog legs are weird. They have the same sort of flaky texture as white fish. But taste like chicken.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (P1f+c)

346 I could really go for some good possum right now, but bad possum would still be OK...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (7WaWV)

347 332 A 40mm? Bean bags?
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Yeah, I think that refers to a less-than-lethal round, but they have smoke in 40mm, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (sWM8x)

348 Lots of times I see a clickbait ad on the sidebar and in the pic is a blonde in a blue sweater with fantastic boobs. Anyone know who she is?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

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Keep away from her. She's mine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (kVr0X)

349 At Fort Polk survival training, special forces guy showed us he could stick his fingers into a live rabbit, pull its liver out and pop it into his mouth raw. Needless to say, he made an impression.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (K22Va)

350 Vendette, this episode has pretty much cemented a
very different assessment of this place (US), started years ago, but
this is the finishing touch.

Posted by: The Wehrmacht in Russia at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (El6T/)

When I was out and about earlier today, I bet a bunch of the people not wearing masks (including me) were doing so as an f you to Northam.

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (6j2Bg)

351 I've never eaten rabbit. Or squirrel. Gator, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac


I like a lawyer who bites back.

Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

352 Squirrel n dumplings is a fine meal.

My granny used to cook 'me up after we went hunting when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (QW9VZ)

353 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yb75sydv

https://tinyurl.com/ycazjx23

https://tinyurl.com/y7mh396x

https://tinyurl.com/ya94vnns

https://tinyurl.com/ya6q5ya6

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (qAR6u)

354 That George Orwell meme is too funny. Yes, George, you called it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (XHrkn)

355
Keep away from her. She's mine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (kVr0X)


No, she's mine!

Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (+b1ew)

356 40mm may be tear gas lauchers.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (WyVLE)

357 I dip my gator meat in ranch or honey mustard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (qFB9S)

358 355
Keep away from her. She's mine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (kVr0X)


No, she's mine!
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (+b1ew)

She used to be mine.

Posted by: Ric Ocasek at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

359 Gator tail, diced and deep fried is not bad.
A little rubbery.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (w7KSn)

360 I can see you're primed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Eicbe)

Let's avoid divisive subjects.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
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You sound negative.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Eicbe)

For Godel's sake, let's not get axiomatic here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (ZMXpM)

361 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yb4hadav

https://tinyurl.com/y8chkasy

https://tinyurl.com/y7za9a28

https://tinyurl.com/yddqt2a3

https://tinyurl.com/y9hds8ot

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

362 "Motorist in Denver throws off a 'peaceful' communist 'protestor' who'd climbed on her hood, then comes back and hits him."

Not hard enough though. He looked uninjured. She should have killed him! That would have been actual justice.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (6XZdO)

363 I've had gator tail. Good eats!


I think they were like fritters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:50 PM (+b1ew)



Did they make them snappy?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (WyVLE)

364 At Fort Polk survival training, special forces guy showed us he could stick his fingers into a live rabbit, pull its liver out and pop it into his mouth raw. Needless to say, he made an impression.
Posted by: dartist


We tried that as a promotion at my bar.

But then the girls showed their skillz.

Had to quit before the Health Department showed up.

Posted by: Curbside-only Miklos at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

365 I just learned that the Michigan Governor's nickname in highschool was Stretchin' Gretchen because buttstuff enthusiast with her boyfriend.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (qFB9S)

366 Needless to say, he made an impression.

Particularly with the rabbit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (KZzsI)

367 116 I'm probably thinking about it too much, but given the locations of those scratches, the boyfriend miiiiiiiight be telling the truth. Maybe.
Posted by: pookysgirl, former health care professional


I dunno. According to some women I've known who are divorced, "having another go" with the ex is a fairly common thing. If it happened during a fight, it seems that the man would move away before she had a chance to do that much damage.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

368 MN rioters really don't like auto part stores.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (l6b3d)

369 We used to cook fried gator nuggets every year when Tennessee and Florida played football for a bar food special.

Then that show with the dude that says "Choot 'em Choot 'em!" where they hunt gators came on television. Now gator meat is too expensive.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (QW9VZ)

370 Turtle -- the right kind -- is supposed to be excellent eating but its hard to get these days. I've never tried it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:56 PM (KZzsI)

371 358 355
Keep away from her. She's mine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (kVr0X)


No, she's mine!
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (+b1ew)

She used to be mine.
Posted by: Ric Ocasek at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs


Does she have a little brother?

Posted by: Michael Jackson at May 28, 2020 10:56 PM (+b1ew)

372 I won't wear a mask, except for seeing the doctor, where they require it.

We live in SW FL which thank g-d is reasonably opened up.

We'll go north for the summer and will be in enemy territory, so to be ready I ordered a 3-pack of red Trump 2020 masks. I'll keep one in my pocket, but will only don it if an employee of a business says I must. Won't bend for a Karen and will claim science and STFU.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 28, 2020 10:56 PM (+fPHo)

373 Thanks WeirdDave, great ONT.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 28, 2020 10:56 PM (AgR7f)

374 " At Fort Polk survival training, special forces guy showed us he could stick his fingers into a live rabbit, pull its liver out and pop it into his mouth raw."

Sounds like something Jeffrey Dahmer would do.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:56 PM (6XZdO)

375 I dip my gator meat in ranch or honey mustard.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe


Spicy Cajun Pudding.

In the AoS Policy Manual.

Posted by: Miklos mes cheres amis at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

376 A girl without freckles is like a night without stars...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (7WaWV)

377 363 I've had gator tail. Good eats!


I think they were like fritters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:50 PM (+b1ew)


Did they make them snappy?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (WyVLE


Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (+b1ew)

378 The Minneapolis riots don't seem to be slowing down. A cop just asked for and received permission to fire more gas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (sWM8x)

379 Squirrel n dumplings is a fine meal.

My granny used to cook 'me up after we went hunting when I was a kid.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (QW9VZ)

The master chef in this area stopped using squirrel in his homemade Brunswick stew because of rabies concerns, sort of lost my appetite for them after hearing that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (ZMXpM)

380 Had to leave at least one foot on to prove it was rabbit and not cat.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Rz5ej)

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Oooh... picky, picky.

Posted by: The Kids From Gummo at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (h6CJG)

381 Quiet so far in this neck of the woods.

I walked around the neighborhood again before sunset, and it looks like there was a huge spree of window boarding in the late afternoon. I'd guess 85% of storefronts are boarded, and most of those that aren't have removed all visible inventory from shelves.

But lots of what I'll politely call "ghetto ride" car traffic. The kinds of cars and drivers that we usually don't see around here, or maybe not in such large numbers. I'm guessing that's mostly people cruising Lake Street end to end and back again.

Windows open, and fans, television, radios off. Keeping a listen for anything unusual within a few blocks. Some occasional walks around our apartment buildings and parking lot.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 10:58 PM (+oVP5)

382 catfish is amazingly good eating, fry that up in cornmeal and I could eat it all day long. I don't like most fish but damn that's good. The only way I like most fish is straight out of the water onto a pan. Any older and it just isn't very good.

I miss camping and fishing up trout for dinner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:58 PM (KZzsI)

383 After that he felt bad, took it off, and gave me some good stuff along with a lot of "lets not tell Mom about this."
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 10:46 PM

Good dad!

Ours played one really great prank. Bought my oldest brother a bike and a lawnmower. Put the lawnmower together and said it was his present.

My bro smiled and thanked my parents, though his fave was quite serious.

Then Dad said, " Oh, yeah. There was something in the basement I need help moving." He had slid the bike box behind some furniture. I could hear my brother all the way upstairs when he saw it.

It really cemented in my mind what a great big brother I have, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 10:58 PM (/+bwe)

384 Real Gingers! That was a good one.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (ZS2+d)

385 Does she have a little brother?



AlaBAMA is a bad, bad person.

Posted by: Miklos, laughing and not entirely perfect yet at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

386 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 10:57 PM (+b1ew)

I thought gator had just a bit too much bite!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (ZMXpM)

387 If it's true that BLM and other Soros funded groups charter buses to bring in agitators, there has to be some place for the buses to park.

Why don't the police just blockade the large parking lots like they do the lots for parks and beaches to keep citizens out during Wu Flu lockdowns?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u)

388 Snapping turtle, not alligator turtle is... interesting.
Front legs don't taste like back legs. Legs don't taste like back.
Neck is a piece.
Tough to clean.
Food from an era that was hungrier than we are.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Rz5ej)

389 We going Mogadishu on Minny!

Posted by: Rioters! at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (SJDa9)

390 340 There are no men on this graph.
~Othmog the orc

"You shall not taste manflesh!"
--Saruman the White
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 10:49 PM (KZzsI)

So the Orcs did not ever go to San Francisco, Key West, or Provincetown.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:00 PM (0QYMt)

391 128 I'm glad I was not the only one who did not know the lines on a solo cup were measurements. I don't use them very often (like one every 15 years or so) so I also thought that there was only one line up at the top,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM
(+eVzC)



I had no idea. I sure hope its true, because I didn't learn anything else today, and this factoid would save it from being a total loss.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

392 134 Just saw on the Detroit news that Whitmer has ordered all the public swimming pools in Wayne Oakland and Macomb counties will remain closed for the entire summer season. Supposedly to help make sure kids will be well enough to be able to attend school in the fall and kids cannot socially distance at a pool.
Posted by: Jen the original


So give kids in low income inner city neighborhoods nothing to do over the summer. That will turn out well. Going to splashpads and pools is pretty much all these kids have to look forward to. This will be especially rough on tweens and teens, but I guess this is what their parents get for voting democrat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

393 Really guys?

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 28, 2020 11:01 PM (Z7toj)

394 If it's true that BLM and other Soros funded groups charter buses to bring in agitators, there has to be some place for the buses to park.

If we had a real professional media, they'd be looking that up, finding the buses, and tracking down where they came from and who organized it. There's a story, there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:01 PM (KZzsI)

395 hmm I'd rather eat rabbit than pretty much any other animal

I freaking LOVE rabbit! possibly an Italian thing - northern Italy - rabbit is amazing

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:01 PM (j9HX3)

396 385 Does she have a little brother?



AlaBAMA is a bad, bad person.
Posted by: Miklos, laughing and not entirely perfect yet at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)


Heh. I had a Tito, get me a tissue joke lined up too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:01 PM (+b1ew)

397 362 "Motorist in Denver throws off a 'peaceful' communist 'protestor' who'd climbed on her hood, then comes back and hits him."

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 10:54 PM (6XZdO)

Reminds me of the two commies who were on the hood of a cop car as it was pulling away. One had the sense to get off right away, the other one fell off when the car was doing about 30. Knocked the Darwin Award winner out cold

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

398
I have turned Miley into a catfish fiend. Deep fried, with "fish fry" coating, which is basically cornmeal and some seasonings.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2020 11:02 PM (rCwaK)

399
I just learned that the Michigan Governor's nickname in highschool was
Stretchin' Gretchen because buttstuff enthusiast with her boyfriend.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (qFB9S)


I told Joe that if I'm the VP pick, we're going to need more lube.

Posted by: Big Gretch at May 28, 2020 11:02 PM (2N7oZ)

400 Ahh the ONT.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:02 PM (IYHxL)

401 I do love freckles on a girl, makes me want to kiss em all

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (KZzsI)

402 Food from an era that was hungrier than we are.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Rz5ej)


The late Mesozoic?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

403 "Motorist in Denver throws off a 'peaceful' communist 'protestor' who'd climbed on her hood, then comes back and hits him."


One would think Colorado would have helicopters.


One might be mistaken.

Posted by: Miklos, Generalissimo in training at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

404 393 Really guys?
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 28, 2020 11:01 PM (Z7toj)


Thought I heard something squeaking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (+b1ew)

405 Worst thing I ever tasted was lamb or maybe it was goat.

Memory's a bit hazy.

Did. Not. Like.

I would eat gator or snake if offered, tho. Actually sounds tasty.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (Qf83p)

406 We going Mogadishu on Minny!

Posted by: Rioters! at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (SJDa9)


They already did that. They put one in Congress.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8PSl)

407 I'm not too clear on Jackson family history. Tito is the one who put out Michaels head, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 11:04 PM (kVr0X)

408 The late Mesozoic?
Posted by: hogmartin

heh

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:04 PM (Rz5ej)

409 The Hillary drawing made me laugh and throw up a little at the same time.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:04 PM (HabA/)

410 407 I'm not too clear on Jackson family history. Tito is the one who put out Michaels head, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 11:04 PM (kVr0X)


Poured a Pepsi on him, I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (+b1ew)

411 If anyone, including your wife tells you it would be a great idea to have a cabin in the mountains. Just take your 1911 and suck-start it right there.
I've spent a week of 14 hour days doing fix-it projects and you can't tell I've done a thing. I have Grey squirrels in the attic that need lead poisoning and a host of other projects yet.
Sure is relaxing in the woods.... Havent seen anything on TV so thats a plus..

Posted by: DBCooper at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (X/NON)

412 >> Really guys?
Posted by: Hope Solo

Piker.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (rCwaK)

413 I have probably eaten goat, I like the local mex food trucks. Don't ask too many questions, just enjoy. My guess is that it takes a ton of marinade to be really edible.

Rattlesnake is supposed to be good eating too, and there's quite a bit of meat on a snek.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (KZzsI)

414 Ahh the ONT.
Posted by: thathalfrican

In any given ONT, the "Ahh" phase is the nicest.

It moves on to "Ooh" and "OW".

Posted by: Miklos, knowing of which he speaks at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

415 Walking the corgi pup at night here in SW FL, gotta dodge the cane toads which are fucking everywhere. There is a distinct feature on their backs that identify them. Black field white dots.

They secrete a thick viscous poison that can quickly kill a dog if it gets in the mouth.

These toads were brought into the US in the 30s to try to control some insect that eats sugar cane.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (+fPHo)

416 Worst thing I ever tasted was lamb or maybe it was goat.


---------


I ate yak in the Himalayas, several nights running.

It was as tasty as it sounds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (kVr0X)

417 catfish is amazingly good eating, fry that up in cornmeal and I could eat it all day long. I don't like most fish but damn that's good. The only way I like most fish is straight out of the water onto a pan. Any older and it just isn't very good.

I miss camping and fishing up trout for dinner.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Lake Trout right out of the lake and into a frying pan with butter might be the most delicious thing I've ever had.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Qf83p)

418 Sounds like something Jeffrey Dahmer would do.

They made one kid hold the head of a chicken while he pulled the head off and let the body run around a little. Slightly shocking to a kid from Chicago, lol. Didn't care for snake much.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (K22Va)

419 I've spent a week of 14 hour days doing fix-it projects and you can't tell I've done a thing.

Yeah but just think, once its all done you can look forward to doing most of it again next year.

No seriously it will be awesome once its done. I wish I had one to write in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (KZzsI)

420 A lot of restaurants have rabbit on the menu in France. And when I was in Normandy, I saw people with rabbit hutches in their yards. By that time, I figured that some of those cute bunnies were gonna end up as Sunday dinner.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (HabA/)

421 Worst thing I ever tasted was lamb or maybe it was goat.

Memory's a bit hazy.

Did. Not. Like.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (Qf83p)


Lamb is succulent and delicious. Goat, not so much. Goat has a better use than as a dinner: Cheese.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 11:07 PM (Y8PSl)

422 The late Mesozoic?
Posted by: hogmartin



*glares*

Posted by: Early-to-Mid-Mesozoic Expert Miklos at May 28, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

423 In any given ONT, the "Ahh" phase is the nicest.

It moves on to "Ooh" and "OW".


"Ono" being the worst

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:07 PM (KZzsI)

424 168 The Governator does that to her husband every Saturday night.
Posted by: Gov. Karen Half-Whitmer, Der UberKarenFuhrer


I could see her in a Gestapo uniform, going after him with a riding crop after that "marina" incident.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

425 Lake Trout right out of the lake and into a frying pan with butter might be the most delicious thing I've ever had.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Qf83p


Sea Bass > Trout.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:08 PM (+b1ew)

426 I can't believe I've never heard of the Solo cup measurements thing before. If it were actually true, there should be a 1-Cup line.

It *would* be a great idea, if true.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 28, 2020 11:08 PM (ijEPD)

427 do the volume lines on that cup work if you have ice in the drink?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 11:08 PM (4a9Vv)

428 Keep away from her. She's mine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (kVr0X)


No, she's mine!
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (+b1ew)

She used to be mine.
Posted by: Ric Ocasek at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

I don't want her you can have her, she's too fat for me!

Posted by: Frankie Yankovich at May 28, 2020 11:09 PM (z79tQ)

429 MN rioters really don't like auto part stores.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 10:55 PM (l6b3d)


Once you destroy their ability to repair their automobiles, they lose all instinct to fight.

Posted by: Donald Quinelle at May 28, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)

430 Now we need to find the line between "bug" and "food".



Shrimp? Lobster? Crawfish? Crab? Snail?



Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 10:43 PM (P1f+c)

that is pretty much the line for me as you laid it. In Oz they call Lobster's "bugs". But I love shellfish and choose not to think about it. No way I am eating a land bug other than a snail. And I don't go out looking for escargot either.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 11:09 PM (hHxp2)

431 Lake Trout right out of the lake and into a frying pan with butter might be the most delicious thing I've ever had.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Qf83p)

Agreed and so is walleye.

A friend who went with her hubby on a fishing trip to Alaska said the best meal she ever had was a salmon cooked about 5 minutes after she caught it. I love salmon - even the once frozen fillets we get here in the Midwest. I can only dream of fresh caught salmon.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:09 PM (HabA/)

432
Grilled catfish, done right, is very delicious as well. The Cracker Barrel does a fine job with it, and one of the local restaurants here does as well. The spices are the key to get it right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2020 11:09 PM (rCwaK)

433 Auntie Vendette, aunt to 3 bunnies, 4 cats, 3 dogs, and 2 rodents, is going to call it a night.



I also am an aunt to 5 humans.



Good night!

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 11:10 PM (6j2Bg)

434 409 The Hillary drawing made me laugh and throw up a little at the same time.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:04 PM (HabA/)

Yeah, that was taking fan-fiction to a level of idolatry that could only just trip the "Jezebel & Elijah" switch that really no one should want to see touched.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:10 PM (0QYMt)

435 I've seen the Solo Cup thing before, but I never remember the measurements

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)

436 > Sea Bass > Trout.


Fresh-caught, beer-battered, and deep-fried Alaska halibut > any other fish on the planet.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 11:10 PM (hKLpI)

437 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.

--------

This sounds suspiciously like an internet fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:45 PM (kVr0X)


Nope, it's true. Breaking 911 has the story.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Z4rgH)

438 It appears that the thugs have entered the Third police precinct in Minneapolis with little or no police opposition.

Wow.

Posted by: mercenary13 at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (A6dqh)

439 @420: "And when I was in Normandy, I saw people with rabbit hutches in their yards."

Lots of rabbits were eaten by the British during the second World War. I can only imagine trying to explain to kids why their cuddly best friends had suddenly disappeared; over and over again.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (+oVP5)

440 Those huge Mississippi river cats in Wisconsin are really good if treated right. Smoked is good too.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (K22Va)

441 ..If anyone, including your wife tells you it would be a great idea to have a cabin in the mountains. Just take your 1911 and suck-start it right there.
I've spent a week of 14 hour days doing fix-it projects and you can't tell I've done a thing. I have Grey squirrels in the attic that need lead poisoning and a host of other projects yet.

Sure is relaxing in the woods.... Havent seen anything on TV so thats a plus..

Posted by: DBCooper at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (X/NON)



This never ending "maintenance" project known as Casa New Dawn, is clearly kin to your mountain cabin.

Seven years living aboard a sailboat, sitting IN salt water, and it was never as much of a never-ending chore to work on as this house.

*glares at "to do" list*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (QzJWU)

442 Yeah, that was taking fan-fiction to a level of idolatry that could only just trip the "Jezebel & Elijah" switch that really no one should want to see touched.

I am OK with her experiencing Jezebel's end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (KZzsI)

443 Lamb is succulent and delicious. Goat, not so much. Goat has a better use than as a dinner: Cheese.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 11:07 PM (Y8PSl)

both can go very wrong if not cooked properly. Many older Americans were forever turned off by overcooked mutton back in the day. And while goat can be good, it is a bit stringy and almost inedible if over cooked or cooked poorly.

I like them both when done right.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (hHxp2)

444 good night Auntie Vendette

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)

445 Keep away from her. She's mine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:51 PM (kVr0X)


No, she's mine!
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 28, 2020 10:52 PM (+b1ew)

She used to be mine.
Posted by: Ric Ocasek at May 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

I don't want her you can have her, she's too fat for me!
Posted by: Frankie Yankovich

Skinny legs and all!

Posted by: Joe Tex at May 28, 2020 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

446 Fresh-caught, beer-battered, and deep-fried Alaska halibut > any other fish on the planet.

Halibut may be the best tasting fish on earth. Even frozen its good. Expensive though. I would love to taste it fresh out of the water.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:12 PM (KZzsI)

447 "Motorist in Denver throws off a 'peaceful' communist 'protestor' who'd climbed on her hood, then comes back and hits him."


Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 11:12 PM (oVJmc)

448 Most police precincts have a substantial armory.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 11:13 PM (w7KSn)

449 Fox News showing live mayhem in Mnpls, calling it protests.

Liars.

Cowards.

Purveyors of fake news.

They're gonna burn down the precinct house.

They're too chickenshit to do what the Fallujans did in Iraq. If they had the balls for it, they would kidnap 4 random cops and kill them and hang their bodies from a bridge. They certainly have Uzis and MP-5s. They have no command. Just cowardly savages.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 28, 2020 11:13 PM (+fPHo)

450 Lots of rabbits were eaten by the British during the second World War. I can only imagine trying to explain to kids why their cuddly best friends had suddenly disappeared; over and over again.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (+oVP5


Oh, I'm so sorry Peter. He died. Damn Germans!

Eat your stew now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:13 PM (+b1ew)

451 Seven years living aboard a sailboat, sitting IN salt water, and it was never as much of a never-ending chore to work on as this house.

*glares at "to do" list*



Jim


We kin hep

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Out of State rioters at May 28, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

452 So, go to Alaska just for the halibut?

Posted by: banned hid his on the poop deck at May 28, 2020 11:14 PM (TKU0A)

453 The rioters in Minneapolis have taken a police precinct station, and are in the process of sacking it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:14 PM (I2/tG)

454 I don't like catfish. I've tried it a bunch of times, prepared different ways and meh. It's not horrible but I rank it with tilapia. It just tastes bland to me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:14 PM (HabA/)

455 Minneapolis third precinct building ordered to evacuate fifteen minutes ago; now on fire.

Sounds like they cleared out the armory and all vehicles earlier today though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:14 PM (+oVP5)

456 As Illinois is overdue to graduate a governor to federal prison, he has decided not to push his luck, meaning we can have our churches back.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8letl9q
Posted by: Methos

I couldn't remember who the other governor of Ill. was who had been to prison at the same time as Blagojevich. So, I did a search. Turns out 4 of the last 7 Ill. governors have gone to prison. I may be wrong, but I think they may be even more corrupt than Louisiana.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

457 Don't see much halibut down here.

Lots of red snapper and Catfish though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:15 PM (+b1ew)

458 Seven years living aboard a sailboat, sitting IN salt water, and it was never as much of a never-ending chore to work on as this house.

https://youtu.be/lnZd08zKDec

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:15 PM (KZzsI)

459 411 If anyone, including your wife tells you it would be a great idea to have a cabin in the mountains. Just take your 1911 and suck-start it right there.
I've spent a week of 14 hour days doing fix-it projects and you can't tell I've done a thing. I have Grey squirrels in the attic that need lead poisoning and a host of other projects yet.
Sure is relaxing in the woods.... Havent seen anything on TV so thats a plus..
Posted by: DBCooper at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (X/NON)

HA! My dad used to say the same thing about the cabin up north at the lake. Of course any homeowner can point out the problem that two houses - a home and a summer place - equals three times the work because the summer place means you have 3-6 months to put in all of the stuff you normally would have 12 months to do. And then there is the block of time at the summer place which means the home is getting neglected so you come back from vacation with a backlog of projects to deal with.

Seriously, it would be best if most people abandoned and burned their summer places up north. I swear I would never take advantage of such an opportunity. No sirree bob, never.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:15 PM (0QYMt)

460 450 Lots of rabbits were eaten by the British during the second World War. I can only imagine trying to explain to kids why their cuddly best friends had suddenly disappeared; over and over again.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:11 PM (+oVP5)

That falls into the "crisis" category.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:16 PM (HabA/)

461 Watching a livestream inside the captured precinct station.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

462 I've seen the Solo Cup thing before, but I never remember the measurements

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)


Two girls = One Cup or Two girls = 240 mL.

Posted by: Imperial vs Metric at May 28, 2020 11:16 PM (2N7oZ)

463 I went to the beach tonight in Sarasota and Siesta Key. Saw lots of out of state plates, especially New York plates.

Funny how those sophisticated genius Noo Yawkahs are coming down here in droves to be among us retards in Florida where surely we're dropping like flies because we're reopening quickly

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:16 PM (qAR6u)

464 Watching a livestream inside the captured precinct station.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

wut?
link?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)

465 It's not horrible but I rank it with tilapia.

Pretty similar kind of bottom feeding junk fish but I love em. Tilapia from Oz is good, but you can't get it these days, Its all Chinese stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (KZzsI)

466 Rioters now setting fires inside the precinct station.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

467 Lighting the police precinct on fire right now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (+b1ew)

468 Speaking of Up North:

https://tinyurl.com/ydyus6hy

Enjoy responsibly, you hamster botherers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (0QYMt)

469 I couldn't remember who the other governor of Ill. was who had been to
prison at the same time as Blagojevich. So, I did a search. Turns out 4
of the last 7 Ill. governors have gone to prison. I may be wrong, but I
think they may be even more corrupt than Louisiana.

Those are just the ones they caught!

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (K22Va)

470 wut?
link?


Look for the livestream of "Unicorn Riot" on YouTube.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

471 h, I'm so sorry Peter. He died. Damn Germans!

Eat your stew now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The term "germ" as something dangerous and pathological, came in to the English language at the time of the First World War.

About the time the House of Battenberg became the House of Mountbatten.

Posted by: Fun Linguistic Facts with Miklos at May 28, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

472 425 Lake Trout right out of the lake and into a frying pan with butter might be the most delicious thing I've ever had.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Qf83p


Sea Bass > Trout.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:08 PM (+b1ew)

Are they ill-tempered?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

473 Worst thing I ever tasted was lamb or maybe it was goat.

Memory's a bit hazy.

Did. Not. Like.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:03 PM (Qf83p)


I'm not fond of lamb in general, such as lamb chops or leg of lamb. But...

Traditional gyro meat is a 50:50 blend of ground lamb and beef, plus spices.

I do like me a good gyro.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 11:19 PM (Z4rgH)

474 Fatal shooting in Minneapolis. Press conference soon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 11:20 PM (sWM8x)

475 "HA! My dad used to say the same thing about the cabin up north at the lake. Of course any homeowner can point out the problem that two houses - a home and a summer place - equals three times the work because the summer place means you have 3-6 months to put in all of the stuff you normally would have 12 months to do."

It was a real problem for my sister when her late husband became too ill to do - well, just about anything. She'd go up north, clean and mow the lawn and hire someone to do the fix-it work he once did and then she'd come back to her house and do the same thing.

I do most of the cleaning around here now - I'm living here for cheap, so that's only fair - and she takes care of the place up north.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:20 PM (HabA/)

476 Saying protests in Georgia now?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:20 PM (+b1ew)

477 466 Rioters now setting fires inside the precinct station.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

Not condoning anything, but at least it bears some relationship to the inciting event. As opposed to looting Target.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 28, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)

478 Traditional gyro meat is a 50:50 blend of ground lamb and beef, plus spices.

Some have chicken too but yeah. I don't know if I'd like lamb but I sure do love that meat cone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:20 PM (KZzsI)

479 @469: "Turns out 4 of the last 7 Ill. governors have gone to prison."

Yeah, it's been a pretty bleak couple of decades for Illinois politics, and made worse by Michael Madigan, who has been running the state legislature as speaker since 1983, but somehow avoided indictment or arrest.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:21 PM (+oVP5)

480 466 Rioters now setting fires inside the precinct station.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

Keep voting blue, Minnesota.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:21 PM (HabA/)

481 Of course since the murder of the black guy and the riots are happening in a city with a leftist mayor and a leftist governor, it must be Trump's fault that the cops can't control themselves and it's his fault that Minneapolis is burning down

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:21 PM (qAR6u)

482 This is fucking wild.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:22 PM (yIDYK)

483 470 wut?
link?

Look for the livestream of "Unicorn Riot" on YouTube.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

https://dlive.tv/DOOMTUBE

6 streams at once including Unicorn Riot.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 11:22 PM (p0Y1J)

484 463 I went to the beach tonight in Sarasota and Siesta Key. Saw lots of out of state plates, especially New York plates.

Funny how those sophisticated genius Noo Yawkahs are coming down here in droves to be among us retards in Florida where surely we're dropping like flies because we're reopening quickly
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:16 PM (qAR6u)


Which beach? My dad is in Bradenton just inland from Cortez and Brandenton Beach. From his lanai you can look through Longboat Pass between Longboat Ket and Anna Maria Island.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:23 PM (0QYMt)

485 ..We kin hep


Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Out of State rioters at May 28, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)



No. No, you can't.


*checks gear vest with eight 30 rd. loaded p-mags, & Cat IV ballistic vest with plates*

Just think of me as an Honorary Rooftop Korean.

First Molotov I see lit, is the first target I shoot. 62 grains at 3,000 fps, ought make a helluva shatter n' spray from that bottle.

Hope someone gets the Fire Dance on camera?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2020 11:23 PM (QzJWU)

486 She tricks me into thinking
I can't believe my eyes
I wait for her forever

...but she never does arrive

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:24 PM (KZzsI)

487 BREAKING NEWS FROM 1956

Violators of the Social Order attack

City on fire, miscreants identified

Peaceful Soviet armoured forces restore order

Entirely White Hungarians die and admit guilt

Posted by: Historically accurate Miklos at May 28, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

488 Keep voting blue, Minnesota.

Trump will win Minnesota easily now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:24 PM (I2/tG)

489 466 Rioters now setting fires inside the precinct station.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

They have an idiot SJW mayor who invited people to come to protest, thought today he'd sweet talk the rioters into calming down.

Maybe he should think of something else. Or stop thinking

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

490 Donna Braile says you don't have a constitutional right to lie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)

She lies every day for a living as do our "free press" who squawks about their rights the moment called on it. I'm so sick of these suckers of cock. But Moochelle promised we would never get back to our lives as normal. They mean it.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2020 11:24 PM (Z8csD)

491 Worst thing I ever tasted was lamb or maybe it was goat.
Memory's a bit hazy.
Did. Not. Like.
I would eat gator or snake if offered, tho. Actually sounds tasty.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:03

I'm guessing this was goat, tried it in Jamaica, was just plain nasty.

Wow, there's a lot burning in MN. Who is instigating this? Seems to be too timely to be organic. Any outsiders involved?

Posted by: Farmer at May 28, 2020 11:24 PM (4NvMS)

492 Where's the decryption key for this post? Anybody?

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 11:25 PM (95j/9)

493 @464: "wut? link?"

Search for "Unicorn Riot" on YouTube.

(Yes, really.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:25 PM (+oVP5)

494 Where the fuck is the national guard??

Or does the MN governor want to just give them space to destroy things and get it out of their system??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:25 PM (+b1ew)

495 Just think of me as an Honorary Rooftop Korean.



I bring the kimchi

Posted by: Miklos, pre-planning rooftop and/or foxhole modalities at May 28, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

496 If a good wildfire came along. I can't say I'd be sorry to see it go.
Way too much work and no relaxation or enjoyment out of it. A two hour away money pit. basically.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 28, 2020 11:25 PM (X/NON)

497 Oh, ARC beat me to the UR link. Go, ARC!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:26 PM (+oVP5)

498 Of course since the murder of the black guy and the riots are happening in a city with a leftist mayor and a leftist governor, it must be Trump's fault that the cops can't control themselves and it's his fault that Minneapolis is burning down

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:21 PM (qAR6u)


Going for a gig on XiNN or MSLSD?

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

499 People need some anti-riot weapons. I'd suggest something like those big M-80 firecrackers, but probably hand-rolled. Maybe a quarter-pound of black powder, tightly wrapped in newspaper, with a reliable fuse in it.

And then a big-ass slingshot, capable of launching such a device over the roofs of houses and low-rise commercial buildings, so you could fire from one street, and have it land a block away in the next. Go out in the country, pace out the distance, and practice with dummy ammo to get the range down right.

It wouldn't take many of these to either convince the rioters that the cops were using flash-bangs, or to convince the cops that the rioters were carrying home-made bombs. Either way, riot is potentially disrupted, with little risk of loss of life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2020 11:26 PM (U5ljb)

500 Fireworks. lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 11:27 PM (p0Y1J)

501 they call themselves unicorns?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 11:27 PM (G546f)

502 If a good wildfire came along. I can't say I'd be sorry to see it go.
Way too much work and no relaxation or enjoyment out of it. A two hour away money pit. basically.
Posted by: DBCooper


Would it be better if it was made of stone and not wood?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:27 PM (Qf83p)

503 M80s???
Where to get?
Everywhere is illegal.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 11:28 PM (w7KSn)

504 494 Where the fuck is the national guard??

Or does the MN governor want to just give them space to destroy things and get it out of their system??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:25 PM (+b1ew)

They only called up 200.

That is not enough to do shit.

200 can control maybe 3 or 4 blocks in a riot situation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 11:28 PM (NgKpN)

505 All this destruction is over one death in one city. What do you think this scum will do after the November election if Trump is reelected?

It won't just be ditzy women in pussy hats and Ashley Judd screaming inanities.

And I wonder if that isn't Soros' intent - this is his shot across the bow.

"Nice cities you have there, America. Shame if anything happens to them."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:28 PM (HabA/)

506 503 M80s???
Where to get?
Everywhere is illegal.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 11:28 PM (w7KSn)


Find your nearest Indian reservation.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 11:29 PM (dOV9E)

507 Where the fuck is the national guard??

They announced that the National Guard would be deployed in mid-afternoon. Deployments take time.

The Mayor should have been on the phone to the Governor at 9 AM demanding the Guard.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

508 500 Fireworks. lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 11:27 PM (p0Y1J)

Nothing to see here! Please disburse!

Posted by: Lt Frank Drebin at May 28, 2020 11:29 PM (qAR6u)

509
Leg of lamb, deboned, and marinaded in traditional spices (parsely, rosemary, garlic and thyme, with EVOO,), is as good as any meat can get.
I think I must be of European extraction, cause when I smell it on the fire, it gets my gastric juices flowing like nothing else I know.
If you haven't tried it, you owe it to yourself to do so.
If I were Zod, I'd say "Do it Now!"

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:29 PM (Rz5ej)

510 494 Mike Tobin said about fifteen minutes ago he has not seen any sign of the national guard

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:29 PM (leNem)

511 505 All this destruction is over one death in one city. What do you think this scum will do after the November election if Trump is reelected?

It won't just be ditzy women in pussy hats and Ashley Judd screaming inanities.

And I wonder if that isn't Soros' intent - this is his shot across the bow.

"Nice cities you have there, America. Shame if anything happens to them."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:28 PM (HabA/)


That's when we call up the Redneck National Guard and shit gets real.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (+b1ew)

512 You have to age goat just like you do beef. It makes it more tender. We had friends that cooked some in one of those Big Green Egg cookers. Really good stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (Lqy/e)

513 "Nice cities you have there, America. Shame if anything happens to them."

yes. Its the left trying to hold America hostage: we will make things crazier and more horrible and destroy more and more until you give us power again.

They will not like what they get if this is pushed too far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (KZzsI)

514 these police are so stupid. They have surrendered. What about the rule of law? The police wrong someone and possibly commit a crime. I still have not seen the video but it is pretty clear they messed up. But what lesson is this? It will only encourage more of this. What the hell? Where are the feds? What about people who are in danger?

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (hHxp2)

515 Oh, God. The police chief...

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:31 PM (OFJlJ)

516 Oh goodness ffs....the town I live in and the town I work in passed mask required ordinances last week? WTH

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2020 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)

517 The Feds should stay out of this.
Other than the NG.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 11:31 PM (w7KSn)

518 All this destruction is over one death in one city. What do you think this scum will do after the November election if Trump is reelected?

This already is about the election.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:32 PM (OFJlJ)

519 503 M80s???
Where to get?
Everywhere is illegal.


Tell that to the sumbitches with mortar style illegal fireworks going nuts in this hood tonite, van nuys/pacoima wash cali.

Posted by: banned cocked n locked at May 28, 2020 11:33 PM (TKU0A)

520 Most of the live video show white guys in gas masks starting the fires. You have to struggle to find a black rioter. Hope the mayor and Gov are enjoying hosting Antifa.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:33 PM (leNem)

521 513 "Nice cities you have there, America. Shame if anything happens to them."

yes. Its the left trying to hold America hostage: we will make things crazier and more horrible and destroy more and more until you give us power again.

They will not like what they get if this is pushed too far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (KZzsI)

Most large cities do not produce anything anymore.

Detroit used to do cars, now? no.

Chicago was steel wasn't it?

Hell, Los Angeles was Trains and Airplanes at one point, now, nothing.

New York still creates bankers, which truthfully we could use LESS of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 11:33 PM (NgKpN)

522 @518: "This already is about the election."

Exactly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:33 PM (+oVP5)

523 these police are so stupid. They have surrendered.

I can't recall a single time during the '60's or in the 1991 LA riots when the police lost a police station.

You're right - this will only embolden them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:33 PM (I2/tG)

524 Oh goodness ffs....the town I live in and the town I work in passed mask required ordinances last week? WTH
Posted by: westminsterdogshow


You seem upset. Which store will you be looting?

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:34 PM (OFJlJ)

525 Riots are for blue areas. Red areas are well armed. I my or may not have staged loaded weapons at hause de kim.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 28, 2020 11:34 PM (0OmEj)

526 Where the fuck is the national guard??

They announced that the National Guard would be deployed in mid-afternoon. Deployments take time.


MY HAIR

MY NAILS

And LUNCH??!!


I'll get there.

Posted by: die Karenwaffe at May 28, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

527 At some point soon, no one will want to be a cop.

Should be fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:34 PM (+b1ew)

528 Um, Hillary? You can just shove that crown of thorns right up your backside, sweetie. Any time now.

It sure couldn't make you any more grumpy or spiteful. So go for it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:34 PM (vVOK2)

529 515 Oh, God. The police chief...
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:31 PM (OFJlJ)

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What the hell? It sounded like he was reading a script from a bad movie. How many of the cops were rolling their eyes at that?

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at May 28, 2020 11:34 PM (XXNQ+)

530 This already is about the election.

A vast wave of riots spread across the United States in the summer of 1968.

Richard Nixon was then elected President.

Terrifying suburbanites is not the route to electoral success.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (I2/tG)

531 Six minutes ago:

@HCP_FM: "5th pct standing down, not responding to any calls, holding the station for as long as they can #Mplsriot2020"

That's my precinct. So it's not just one police station, but now likely two.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (+oVP5)

532 Mini haha wine and spirits on fire.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (leNem)

533 Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (hHxp2)

Now, add this in with what is going on in DC?

Where Hillary is not in jail, while Trump was spied on by our own FBI?

Not to mention the railroading of Flynn.

Then add in giving TAX dollars to Illegals Aliens? WTF?

We are seeing the final destruction of very idea of the rule of law.

And Americans ARE paying attention.

What comes next, could be very very ugly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

534 155
Regarding that vegan poster, in fairness to China, I don't think they're
buying purebred English bulldogs at thousands of dollars apiece in
order to stir fry them.

God gave us certain animals to eat. People in the Bible ate livestock. Nowhere in the Bible did people eat dogs and cats.

So, those godless heathens in PETA can bite my butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

Don't forget that during a siege, if it got bad enough, anything was food, even if it walked or formerly walked on two legs.

Posted by: jim at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (DF+pC)

535 I hate to say it, but the organized rioting is only going to get worse for the next several months. The two party conventions will be sporty, but Wednesday after the election will be widespread, the next weekend will have hundreds of thousands of organized protests, and the inauguration will be an especially bloody affair. I fully expect a terrorist event of some type directed at a soft target around the inauguration, like the parade or one of the balls. I also expect a campaign of violence against ICE and CBP, especially after the reelection, aided and abetted by prominent Democrats and media figures.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (jK8Z7)

536 512 You have to age goat just like you do beef. It makes it more tender. We had friends that cooked some in one of those Big Green Egg cookers. Really good stuff.
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It's great when it's prepared well. My grandfather was a wizard at goat stew. He'd tell all his drinking buddies when he was making up a pot, and they'd all come by with gallon jugs to take some home. Made it in a giant cast-iron wash pot.

Goats have become a pretty good niche market for farmers, too. The farm next to my brother's place in Tennessee lost a lot of money on beef, then switched to meat goats and he's done very well. He says his market is almost all Mexicans and Arabs.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 11:36 PM (sWM8x)

537 518 All this destruction is over one death in one city. What do you think this scum will do after the November election if Trump is reelected?

This already is about the election.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:32 PM (OFJlJ)

This isn't about one death, that was just a trigger. Any trigger would have worked. Allow me to repeat what I've been saying all day - THIS is the consequence of locking everyone up for 2 1/2 months, killing 42 million jobs, using the Media to terrorize and frighten everyone in the country non stop. You put this much pressure on the system, and all of the weak points are GUARANTEED to blow.

and the weak points are every major Dem run city in the nation. They're pressure cookers, and the lids are coming off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 11:36 PM (V2Yro)

538
"Holding the station as long as they can..."
Bullshit.
How many rounds did they fire defending it?

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:36 PM (Rz5ej)

539 At least Minneapolis can rely on the steadfast leadership of Ilhan Omar, to bring calm to troubled waters. They are lucky to have her!

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 11:37 PM (dOV9E)

540 It's probably weird but I've only had lamb once. At a good Indian restaurant that was serving up a buffet on Mother's Day. It was delicious.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2020 11:37 PM (Z8csD)

541 So, they're burning down Minneapolis so that "real justice will come about"

How have the Newark, Detroit, Watts, Memphis, Miami, LA, Ferguson, and Baltimore riots worked out for ya?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

542 513 "Nice cities you have there, America. Shame if anything happens to them."

yes. Its the left trying to hold America hostage: we will make things crazier and more horrible and destroy more and more until you give us power again.

They will not like what they get if this is pushed too far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:30 PM (KZzsI)


Blue cities. Please trump me into that briar patch Brer Donkey, said the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:37 PM (0QYMt)

543 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.

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That's just too weird.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

----

Sounds like there may have been a personal aspect to the whole situation now...

I'll take $5 on common girlfriend

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (kOpft)

544 Minneapolis third precinct building ordered to evacuate fifteen minutes ago; now on fire.

Sounds like they cleared out the armory and all vehicles earlier today though.


WTF?

So the Police buys all of this 1033 military hardware, tanks, bombs, bazookas.... even hick Meal Team Six out in west Texas sticks has tanks and crew served weapons.

The ferals come in to the police's own house and destroy it without any resistance? There are no snipers shooting these fuckers as they run out of the building they just set fire to?

But these fearless warriors will beat a person senseless for not wearing a paper mask correctly but allow people to walk right in to their own house?

This certainly has opened my eyes. We can beat this abusive government. Just show a spine and a willingness to turn to violence and the police and national guard will run away like little girls.


Michigan, you know what you need to do to get your liberty back.

Paper Tiger.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (C+evo)

545 134 Just saw on the Detroit news that Whitmer has ordered all the public swimming pools in Wayne Oakland and Macomb counties will remain closed for the entire summer season.......
Posted by: Jen the original
--------------------------------------------
No problem. The children of the ruling class will get to swim at the country club.
Bank on it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (M/9m0)

546 A vast wave of riots spread across the United States in the summer of 1968.

Richard Nixon was then elected President.

Terrifying suburbanites is not the route to electoral success.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (I2/tG)

I think and hope you're right, but remember, we didn't have as many weak-kneed, brainwashed pussies in this country then.

We didn't shut down for Hong Kong flu either. I barely remember hearing about it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (HabA/)

547 ???
Did they burn down a police station tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (85Gof)

548 So drunk doped up rioters and where are the Police?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:39 PM (85Gof)

549
Wow.
The penguin makes sense.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:39 PM (Rz5ej)

550 Motorist in Denver throws off a "peaceful" communist "protestor" who'd climbed on her hood, then comes back and hits him.

https://tinyurl.com/commiebash
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

You should read the self righteous little twits twitter comments. The brain dead walk amongst us.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. Made in the USA at May 28, 2020 11:39 PM (XujPl)

551 says his market is almost all Mexicans and Arabs.

Mex: eat goat
Arab: fuck goat

Posted by: culture banned at May 28, 2020 11:39 PM (TKU0A)

552 "Did they burn down a police station tonight?"

Bring yer marshmallows

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 11:39 PM (w7KSn)

553 Sometimes.... no, every day.... no, every minute of every day I am thankful that I live in Alaska. Where social distancing is a way of life having nothing whatsoever to do with any silly virus. And where folks are polite because we are all armed to the teeth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (vVOK2)

554 547 ???
Did they burn down a police station tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (85Gof


They tried. But the 3rd precinct was destroyed anyway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (+b1ew)

555 535 I hate to say it, but the organized rioting is only going to get worse for the next several months. "

You know what this feels like? The long, hot, summer of '68. I was young, but I remember watching the TV reports, anti war and race riots all summer long, culminating in the disaster that was the 1968 Dem convention.

that's the summer that got Nixon elected, as people recoiled from the terror and destruction that had been unleashed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (V2Yro)

556 When they are allowed to burn down a police station, anarchy rules.
Way to go democrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (85Gof)

557 Yes they burned a precinct. But not before getting inside and breaking into evidence room and liberating evidence

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (UNyae)

558 yes Doc, they did in fact burn down a police station

here I was hoping things would be calmer tonite

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (j9HX3)

559
That's my precinct. So it's not just one police station, but now likely two.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:35 PM (+oVP5)

damn, Walter,praying for you and your neighborhood

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (G546f)

560 This idiot streamer just said they were building an new world right before his eyes.


Son, I don't think you're going to like this new world much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (+b1ew)

561 @547: "Did they burn down a police station tonight?"

Yes, burned down, live-streamed on YouTube, complete with fireworks being shot off from the roof of the precinct, and recorded from other buildings for dramatic effect.

And, likely, not just one police station, but possibly two or three, unless the powers that be decide enough is enough, sooner than later.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (+oVP5)

562 I think and hope you're right, but remember, we didn't have as many weak-kneed, brainwashed pussies in this country then.

We didn't shut down for Hong Kong flu either. I barely remember hearing about it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (HabA/)

Hell, honey, we didn't shut down for Polio.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (vVOK2)

563 Goats have become a pretty good niche market for farmers, too. The farm next to my brother's place in Tennessee lost a lot of money on beef, then switched to meat goats and he's done very well. He says his market is almost all Mexicans and Arabs.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


If there are groups of people cooking goat, and one is Jamaican, I'm sitting with the Jamaicans.

Also because of the food.

Posted by: Jah Miklos, ever living, ever fearful at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

564 547 ???
Did they burn down a police station tonight
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They're trying to burn down the 3rd Precinct, but the fire suppression system is making it difficult. There are fires burning inside, though.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (sWM8x)

565 I'm surprised these assholes aren't getting popped from above the stores and apartments.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (K22Va)

566 Again, something different.

https://tinyurl.com/y8nbatkr

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (0QYMt)

567
Who said the videos showed mostly whites in the burnings?
Any vids?

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz5ej)

568 The two party conventions will be sporty

I have it on very good word (direct knowledge) that the Secret Service has pulled out of Milwaukee - apparently there is no longer a plan to host a convention there.

The SS for months prior were in meetings to set up the security apparatus: cameras, comms, etc. and they just pulled out and went dark.

There will be no convention in Milwaukee.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (C+evo)

569 Why are they bothering to tell Central of the crimes they're observing and not interfering with? That's what journalists are for.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (SwCv8)

570 553 Sometimes.... no, every day.... no, every minute of every day I am thankful that I live in Alaska. Where social distancing is a way of life having nothing whatsoever to do with any silly virus. And where folks are polite because we are all armed to the teeth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (vVOK2)


I've heard that the moose riot frequently, and it just gets covered up by the Alaska moose lobby. People move to Alaska thinking it's the last frontier or whatever, and then they learn that they're just pawns of Big Moose.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)

571 But not before getting inside and breaking into evidence room and liberating evidence
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (UNyae)

Sad commentary on America. And of course this will improve the image of that community in the eyes of policemen. And also make their neighborhoods safer when there are NO police to respond. I never understood how some people seem to like to shit where they eat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:43 PM (85Gof)

572 Did they burn down a police station tonight?"

Yes, burned down, live-streamed on YouTube, complete with fireworks being shot off from the roof of the precinct, and recorded from other buildings for dramatic effect.

And, likely, not just one police station, but possibly two or three, unless the powers that be decide enough is enough, sooner than later.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Hope the Police Stations had insurance.

Posted by: Miklos, tax avoider at May 28, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

573 Although I feel great sorrow for those of the horde who live there, like halfrican, Minneapolis has been one of the most smug, self righteous city governments in the country, so sure they were so much more Moral and Holy than the rest of us.

Everything that has happened, and that will happen, is the fault of the Minneapolis City Government, and the gutless reactions of the Government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 11:43 PM (V2Yro)

574 557 Yes they burned a precinct. But not before getting inside and breaking into evidence room and liberating evidence.

Evidence = cash, dope, guns? Wheee!

Posted by: banned at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (TKU0A)

575 There will be no convention in Milwaukee.
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Wow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (sWM8x)

576 I've heard that the moose riot frequently, and it just gets covered up by the Alaska moose lobby. People move to Alaska thinking it's the last frontier or whatever, and then they learn that they're just pawns of Big Moose.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)

Don't even start with the black bears in my trash cans every week.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (vVOK2)

577 Looks like Phoenix is getting sporty now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (+b1ew)

578 >>>You should read the self righteous little twits twitter comments. The brain dead walk amongst us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. Made in the USA at May 28, 2020 11:39 PM (XujPl)

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I definitely got a kick out of watching some of the soi boys running after the car. Hardest they've ever run since their 6th grade presidential physical fitness test.

Posted by: Going yard at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (ImCOk)

579
Sad commentary on America. And of course this will improve the image of that community in the eyes of policemen. And also make their neighborhoods safer when there are NO police to respond. I never understood how some people seem to like to shit where they eat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:43 PM (85Gof)

Sad commentary on liberal run shitholes of misgovernment. There's a reason this isn't happening in Texas, or Florida.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

580 There will be no convention in Milwaukee.
Posted by:


No! Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Bernie "Black Sox" Sanders at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

581 Burned down a liquor store also ha?
Bet they "liberated" some stuff there also and "fuel" for the fire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (85Gof)

582 Which beach? My dad is in Bradenton just inland from Cortez and Brandenton Beach. From his lanai you can look through Longboat Pass between Longboat Ket and Anna Maria Island.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:23 PM (0QYMt)

Stopped at 2 beaches, Lido Beach on Lido Key and Siesta Beach on Siesta Key

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (qAR6u)

583 "Hell, honey, we didn't shut down for Polio."

Read that as didn't shut down for the Paulo.

So many Karens still pissed they didn't get the clap from that pandemic.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (K0+Cu)

584 The effect that the media is furiously trying to downplay the riots, including not using the word "riot", tells you everything you need to know about how the politics are going to cut here.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (I2/tG)

585 Right now the mama moose are all having their babies, in folks' yards and all over town. Nothing but big ears and long skinny legs, wobbling all over the place. Cuter than fuck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (vVOK2)

586 @559: "damn, Walter,praying for you and your neighborhood"

Quick link with basic info:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uptown,_Minneapolis

Main riots began last night about three miles due east of here on the main E/W street that we share with all of south Minneapolis.

Fifth precinct building -- the station supposedly standing down but not overrun yet -- is basically three-quarters of a mile from my apartment.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (+oVP5)

587 There will be no convention in Milwaukee.


yeah you're for sure right about this, Mr Penguin

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (j9HX3)

588 Dr King held protests.

These assholes are rioting and looting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (+b1ew)

589 There will be no convention in Milwaukee.

A mail-in convention to swap in their replacement. Joe won't even notice.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (SwCv8)

590 Sorry no more excuses for this type of behavior... excuses only encourage more of this shit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (85Gof)

591 Yes they burned a precinct. But not before getting inside and breaking into evidence room and liberating evidence.

The cops spent the day clearing the station out, before abandoning it this evening.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

592 She never stopped fighting for us. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 28, 2020 11:47 PM (EgshT)

593 We are watching history in real time, folks. This stuff is going to be more and more frequent. The other side has been organizing like crazy. I thought fear of catching the Kung Flu might keep it tamped down, but I was too optimistic.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 28, 2020 11:47 PM (jK8Z7)

594
You've got nothing they want, I think Walter.
Now if a camera crew shows up at the front of the apartments, start bugging.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:47 PM (Rz5ej)

595 My cat does not shit where it eats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:48 PM (85Gof)

596 Wow the firetrucks are backing off and letting the buildings burn. Grt job city govt.

Asshoes

Posted by: Farmer at May 28, 2020 11:48 PM (f42we)

597

Orcs, rampaging.

Ya remember what Men did to Orcs?

Posted by: Murder kill death bunny at May 28, 2020 11:48 PM (GuQXB)

598 Just saw on the Detroit news that Whitmer has ordered all the public swimming pools in Wayne Oakland and Macomb counties will remain closed for the entire summer season.......
Posted by: Jen the original
--------------------------------------------
No problem. The children of the ruling class will get to swim at the country club.
Bank on it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM

More above-ground, assembly -required pools will go up. Parks on the water lije Metro Beach are going to get more traffic. Also, sadly, there will probably be more drownings in the rivers St. Clair and Detroit.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 11:48 PM (/+bwe)

599 I'm not understanding the police surrendering their precincts. Do they think the commies are going to get tired and go home after just a couple of buildings?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 11:48 PM (sWM8x)

600 They did not stop this shit in fergurson
They did not stop this shit in Baltimore

See a pattern here folks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (85Gof)

601
Yes they burned a precinct. But not before getting inside and breaking into evidence room and liberating evidence.



The cops spent the day clearing the station out, before abandoning it this evening.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

so they were ready, they were not caught off guard.

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (hHxp2)

602 What's funny, in all the news pieces about the "protestors" they say things like: "The riot police put on their riot gear to meet the protesters."

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (l6b3d)

603 Stopped at 2 beaches, Lido Beach on Lido Key and Siesta Beach on Siesta Key
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:45 PM (qAR6u)


Okay. Got it fixed in my map.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (0QYMt)

604 Wow the firetrucks are backing off and letting the buildings burn. Grt job city govt.

The rioters have repeatedly attacked the firemen.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

605 The cops spent the day clearing the station out, before abandoning it this evening.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)


Buncha Brave Sir Robins.

But I'd wager they unleashed hell on the maskless.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (Y8PSl)

606 Who said the videos showed mostly whites in the burnings?

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz5ej)

Sure, why not. They get to virtue signal about how they fight racism by burning down somebody else's neighborhood, then go back to mom's basement in a safe suburb to brag about it on social media

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (qAR6u)

607 Antifa AGAIN involved in the destruction today!!!

Watching a video of Antifa white boys cutting down the fencing around 3rd Precinct

could be why the cops had the heads up to move equipment and just stand down

SUCH AN OP

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (j9HX3)

608 so they were ready, they were not caught off guard.

It was a planned evacuation, at least.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (I2/tG)

609 Let all the blue states burn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (85Gof)

610 From his lanai you can look through


This calls for a Four Yorkshiremen response.

Lanai? Luxury!

And a View? You had a View?

Posted by: Miklos the Fifth Yorkshireman at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

611 The rioters have repeatedly attacked the firemen.

That is kind of the nadir of stupid and evil: attacking firemen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (KZzsI)

612 Sure, why not. They get to virtue signal about how they fight racism by burning down somebody else's neighborhood, then go back to mom's basement in a safe suburb to brag about it on social media


they're leading this. they're Antifa. they are the basement-dwelling nihilist thugs of the Left.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (j9HX3)

613 Lots of people marching in downtown Phoenix now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (+b1ew)

614 View of the 3rd precinct fire that's now spiraling outta control:

https://twitter.com/Seth_Kaplan/status/1266214898171772930

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (+oVP5)

615 Ever notice when you're in a plane getting ready to land how many more pools there are in yards as you get closer to a body of water?

I always found that to be a curious insight into human psychology.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (Qf83p)

616 567 Watching the riots on Fox. Vast majority of participants and bystanders are white.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (leNem)

617 Oops, neighboring building, but it's threatening to spread all over the area.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (+oVP5)

618 Let all the blue states burn
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Let?

Posted by: Miklos? at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

619 615 Ever notice when you're in a plane getting ready to land how many more pools there are in yards as you get closer to a body of water?

I always found that to be a curious insight into human psychology.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (Qf83p)


No sharks in pools.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (+b1ew)

620 @505 All this destruction is over one death in one city. What do you think this scum will do after the November election if Trump is reelected?

----------------

Different groups of "rioters". The people rioting now probably don't have TDS.

Posted by: junior at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (/sKj3)

621 Time for the cops to go old testament.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (IYHxL)

622 Don't kind yourselves.
Some antifa are professionals.
Military tactics.
Maybe even cops picking up a few bucks on the side.
Portland, anyone?

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (w7KSn)

623 Attacking firemen was routine in the Sixties riots. One of the standard Garden Plot drills was protection of fire trucks.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (jK8Z7)

624 things now getting sporty in ....NYC

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (j9HX3)

625 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:22 PM (yIDYK)

Are you and yours safe?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (gy9hx)

626 611 paramedics were trying to treat someone in a crowd earlier and were being pelted with rocks and bottles.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (leNem)

627 How old was I when I found out that those lines on the cup were measurements?

Let's see, 54 years, and 3 months, give or take.

I figured they were grippy things so you don't drop your beer.

The More You Know.

*NBC Tones*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mask-less at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)


Let's see - for me it is 54 years, three months, and a few days.


**twilight zone music**
Posted by: Mikey
---------

*note to self: remember, there are children present*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (bPH26)

628 That left wing botch on Fox is talking about whites with guns storming state capitals to protest lock downs and comparing it????

Hey scrunt, how many buildings did they burn down? How many TVs did they loot.

Cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (85Gof)

629 613 Lots of people marching in downtown Phoenix now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (+b1ew)

Well, I hope to God the Phoenix police and mayor aren't godawful f up's like the Minni police are.

Sounds like they took care of that shit in LA fairly quickly, even with their weasel mayor.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (HabA/)

630 I've heard that the moose riot frequently, and it just gets covered up by the Alaska moose lobby. People move to Alaska thinking it's the last frontier or whatever, and then they learn that they're just pawns of Big Moose.
Posted by: Splunge


That's the one thing the moose out front won't tell ya.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (P1f+c)

631 @616: "Watching the riots on Fox. Vast majority of participants and bystanders are white."

These riots are basically the 1999 Seattle WTO protests on steroids with a little racial justice nonsense thrown in for good measure.

Lots and lots of "cosplay anarchists" in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (+oVP5)

632 Thank G-D the other person on fox just called her out on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (85Gof)

633 Last time this happened, the result was... President Richard Nixon.

I remember it well.

Posted by: mnw at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (Cssks)

634 Circumstances such as Milwaukee, are tailor made for one with a scoped .22 LR, and a goodly pile of Sub-Sonic .22 LR ammo.

I'd type more, but OPSEC.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

635 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.



That's just too weird.


Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis



Sounds like there may have been a personal aspect to the whole situation now...


I'll take $5 on common girlfriend



Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 11:38 PM (kOpft)

American Digest this morning was covering the protection racket that the MPD have going. Private security can't stop the no-bail, never-prosecuted shoplifters, so businesses hire "off-duty" cops FROM THE CITY and have to pay bribes-er, "fees" to cover the cops' retirement pay.
So, if I'm reading this right, the cops have a financial incentive to not arrest criminals, because who's going to pay their exorbitant fees as security guards if there's no crime? Conflict of interest, anyone? Oh, and the businesses pass the cost of being double-taxed to consumers, of course.
https://tinyurl.com/ycpfwoaa

Posted by: pookysgirl, sez geez louize at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (XKZwp)

636 @621: "Time for the cops to go old testament."

Agreed.

This is starting to feel like "Do you want martial law? Because this is how you get martial law!" territory.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (+oVP5)

637 Tammy! Yeah we're good. At home. Got our bug out bags packed and if we get the call were OUT

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (IYHxL)

638 Different groups of "rioters". The people rioting now probably don't have TDS.
Posted by: junior at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (/sKj3)

You have to be kidding.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (HabA/)

639 >>> Let's see - for me it is 54 years, three months, and a few days.


**twilight zone music**
Posted by: Mikey
---------

*note to self: remember, there are children present*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 11:53 PM (bPH26)


I checked my measuring cup against the solo cup. Was not quite accurate.

Posted by: Going yard at May 28, 2020 11:56 PM (ImCOk)

640 "Also, sadly, there will probably be more drownings in the rivers St. Clair and Detroit."

That is true. Few people realize that those rivers have currents, and not just the downstream currents but a lot of weird currents that drag down, push sideways, etc. I have boated and patrolled the Detroit River for twenty years, and it is not something you want to treat lightly, that water can be very treacherous.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 28, 2020 11:56 PM (0QYMt)

641 George Floyd and the cop worked together as security guards.



That's just too weird.


Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis



Sounds like there may have been a personal aspect to the whole situation now...

Actually the owner of the bar said no, one worked inside and one outside and they may have had no contact

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:56 PM (85Gof)

642 Different groups of "rioters". The people rioting now probably don't have TDS.



Posted by: junior at May 28, 2020 11:52 PM (/sKj3)

my guess is they do. I have not followed this but had they not already won the argument? Had they not already got most on their side that a wrong was committed and their needed to be justice? This is anarchy. I bet the protesters in Hong Kong are thinking "wtf?"

Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2020 11:56 PM (hHxp2)

643 THIS is why I have weapons at home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (85Gof)

644 Cheering crowds in front of the burning precinct building.

This will not end well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (I2/tG)

645 @641: "Actually the owner of the bar said no, one worked inside and one outside and they may have had no contact"

George Floyd may not have known the cop, and he only bounced for a year or two, but the cop worked there for nearly two decades, and I'm guessing he knew everyone else doing security there.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (+oVP5)

646 Maybe this is where people start to wake the fuck up. Riots and arson tend to focus the mind. Its not the right burning shit down.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (0OmEj)

647 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (85Gof)

Yeah. Going into a gun shop this saturday.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (IYHxL)

648 That is kind of the nadir of stupid and evil: attacking firemen
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (KZzsI)

--------

To be fair, those rich firemen's pensions are costing the state a holy fortune.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (kVr0X)

649 So sad - several otherwise solid conservative family members in Michigan say, "well, she's (Whitmer) doing the best she can." Cue the facepalm.

Posted by: Fosters at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (aYrnl)

650 Certainly can not expect the Police to protect me and my property. Although I am sure they would provide an escort for my funeral

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (85Gof)

651 Ever notice when you're in a plane getting ready to land how many more pools there are in yards as you get closer to a body of water?

I always found that to be a curious insight into human psychology.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM

Free public access to water, or no? My township is trying to buy acreafe along the river. Nearest waterfront park is 22 miles away.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (/+bwe)

652 Watching Lefties yell that "twitter is a private company they can do what they want" is hilarious. Just don't go asking them about baking that cake.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (Z8csD)

653 The larch...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 28, 2020 11:59 PM (7WaWV)

654 George Floyd may not have known the cop, and he only bounced for a year or two, but the cop worked there for nearly two decades, and I'm guessing he knew everyone else doing security there.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (+oVP5)

maybe...we will probably find out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:59 PM (85Gof)

655 At least the mystery of what the Democrat strategy for the election would be, is solved.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 11:59 PM (dOV9E)

656 "Tammy! Yeah we're good. At home. Got our bug out bags packed and if we get the call were OUT


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (IYHxL)"

I am so glad! Came here just to check on y'all. How 'bout your dad and siblings?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2020 11:59 PM (gy9hx)

657 I'll take $5 on common girlfriend



Posted by: Methos


Or "interest"

Posted by: Miklos, will see and raise at May 28, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

658 643 THIS is why I have weapons at home

THIS is why I dont want to leave it at home!!

Posted by: banned at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (TKU0A)

659 The stand down orders baffle me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (IYHxL)

660 ..Don't even start with the black bears in my trash cans every week.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2020 11:44 PM (vVOK2)



Uh Oh.. trouble bruin in Alaska?

Don't hate it because it's Black!

Hate it because you can't Bear the carnage!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (QzJWU)

661 647 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:57 PM (85Gof)

Yeah. Going into a gun shop this saturday.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 11:58 PM (IYHxL)


Good for you. Three is the magic number!

Handgun, shotgun and AR-15.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (+b1ew)

662 THIS is why I have weapons at home

THIS is why I dont want to leave it at home!!
Posted by: banned at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (TKU0A)

Unfortunately I live in NJ...but if push ever came to shove, I would illegally carry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2020 12:01 AM (85Gof)

663 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2020 11:59 PM (gy9hx)

All doing well. little rattled due to the circumstances but well.

You and Thor?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:01 AM (IYHxL)

664 Rioters allegedly headed for the state capitol...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 29, 2020 12:01 AM (I2/tG)

665 "It's not the right burning shit down." True, but I can remember the KKK and the Communists having a gunfight in North Carolina. If things get as dicey as I think they will in the runup to November, and especially after the reelection and around the inauguration, I think it's almost a given that there will be some wingnuts who arm themselves and go trolling for some Antifa.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (jK8Z7)

666 Finally have my CCW here in AZ. My existing pistols are too large for CC. Anyone have suggestions? Leaning toward Shield .40 but still open.

Posted by: Fosters at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (aYrnl)

667 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (+b1ew)

Wish I was made of money lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (IYHxL)

668 565 I'm surprised these assholes aren't getting popped from above the stores and apartments.
Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 11:41 PM (K22Va)

Didn't have time to import Roof Top Koreans?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (tUOCc)

669 I don't know how popular this comment will be but I can imagine a cop resting his knee on my neck in this lifetime.

The MRAP rolling on an open bar in Texas lost me.

Just sayin.

::hits post button trepidaciously::

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (Qf83p)

670 You and Thor?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:01 AM (IYHxL)

Doing well here, too! Please stay safe.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (gy9hx)

671 664 Rioters allegedly headed for the state capitol...
---
Sure, why not? They're batting a thousand so far.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (sWM8x)

672 667 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (+b1ew)

Wish I was made of money lol
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (IYHxL


One at a time. Go used, get a good deal!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (+b1ew)

673 That is kind of the nadir of stupid and evil: attacking firemen



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (KZzsI)

Pooky, who has been diagnosed with paranoia, explained it to me this way: EMTs, firefighters, and cops are all the same to these people. You call 911 and get some combo of all three, and they all represent the authority that these people have issues with. So there's no difference between the EMT is fighting to save the life of your friend that got shot while the firemen work to pull your other friend out of the car wreck and the police officer asking you some questions you don't want to answer. They're all part of the system that you feel is oppressing you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, sez geez louize at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (XKZwp)

674 Uh Oh.. trouble bruin in Alaska?

Don't hate it because it's Black!

Hate it because you can't Bear the carnage!



Jim

CALM DOWN!

take a paws

Posted by: Miklos, at the edge of gator country at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

675 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (sWM8

Go big or go home.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:04 AM (IYHxL)

676 OK enough news. i am going to puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2020 12:04 AM (85Gof)

677 I will Tammy and same to you!!!!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:05 AM (IYHxL)

678 That left wing botch on Fox is talking about whites with guns storming state capitals to protest lock downs and comparing it????

Hey scrunt, how many buildings did they burn down? How many TVs did they loot.

Cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM

A group of black gun-owners went to Lansing today with open-carry, to protest police brutality but also to invoke Second Amendment. No one was hassled and none were arrested.

https://tinyurl.com/y9xojdjc

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2020 12:05 AM (/+bwe)

679 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (+b1ew)

Which first?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:05 AM (IYHxL)

680 Alright. Off to bed.

Y'all be safe.

Buy ammo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:05 AM (+b1ew)

681 679 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:03 AM (+b1ew)

Which first?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 29, 2020 12:05 AM (IYHxL)

Handgun

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (+b1ew)

682 Oh by all means, go to the Capitol. Be an excellent lesson in drawing contrast between various protesters.

Not that anyone will.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (gy9hx)

683 The residents want free shit
Antifa wants the violence

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (FfySr)

684 Great time to speed on a Minnesota freeway - all the state police are in the Twin Cities.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (I2/tG)

685 If this rumor of the cop and the decedent working at the same bar is true, then...let me speculate.


They worked at the same bar but never met? Unlikely. The gossip network at a bar is intense (think "kindergarten" without the nap time) and most of them smoke - yeah, they knew each other - I won't say they knew each other well, but they knew each other to the point they could be very hostile.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (0QYMt)

686 A group of black gun-owners went to Lansing today with open-carry, to protest police brutality but also to invoke Second Amendment. No one was hassled and none were arrested.

https://tinyurl.com/y9xojdjc
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2020 12:05 AM (/+bwe)

Good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (85Gof)

687 Ever notice when you're in a plane getting ready to land how many more pools there are in yards as you get closer to a body of water?

I always found that to be a curious insight into human psychology.
Posted by: eleven


Rich folk like having a nice view from their homes. Often of a body of water.

Rich folk like having private pools so they don't have to mingle with the underclass.

So they happen in the same place. Makes sense to me.

Posted by: mikeski at May 29, 2020 12:06 AM (P1f+c)

688 Well at least Minnesota has learned one thing, it only takes one incident to make the state look bad.
States with large minority populations are more prone to these kind of things happening. And of course it does not mean the state is racist. A few idiots should not reflect on all of the people. No matter what the media says. These things happen because of a few people who are dumb or don't think right. It's not caused by tv or a flag or a region of the country. It's caused by flawed people and they are everywhere.

Posted by: Case at May 29, 2020 12:07 AM (89jOB)

689 Antifa AGAIN involved in the destruction today!!!

Watching a video of Antifa white boys cutting down the fencing around 3rd Precinct

could be why the cops had the heads up to move equipment and just stand down

SUCH AN OP
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at May 28, 2020 11:50 PM (j9HX3)



It was due to just some video on youtube.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 29, 2020 12:08 AM (1g7ch)

690 Lululemon being looted.

In all of the video I've seen the last 24 hours, haven't noticed even one female who really should put on those pants.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:08 AM (El6T/)

691 I'm sure gun and ammo sales be shooting thru the roof again

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 29, 2020 12:08 AM (G546f)

692 OK enough news. i am going to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup

And rinse

Posted by: Miklos, not a DDS in your State or Province at May 29, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

693 633 Last time this happened, the result was... President Richard Nixon.

Posted by: mnw at May 28, 2020 11:54 PM (Cssks)

With the assassinations of MLK and RFK, the Dems thought they had a win one for the gipper situation

The election was very close, and George Wallace probably peeled off enough working class white votes to give Nixon the win

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2020 12:09 AM (qAR6u)

694 Good night, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 29, 2020 12:10 AM (HabA/)

695 I'm watching this Unicorn Riot commie. Someone just told him they'd cut gas lines in the third precinct building. The plan is to fill the building with gas now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:11 AM (sWM8x)

696 Rioters are claiming that they have cut the gas lines inside the precinct building.

If true, and the building explodes, it's going to take out a whole bunch of partying rioters just outside.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 29, 2020 12:12 AM (I2/tG)

697 They better be practicing some stomp and shuffle at Fort Bragg and Fort Campbell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 29, 2020 12:12 AM (jK8Z7)

698 Time for a B and W movie with an eye out for that damn raccoon I've been trying to get for 2 weeks before he gets on my roof.

Posted by: dartist at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (K22Va)

699 thathalfrican - used, and handgun first, for sure. Though an 18.5-inch pump shotgun - for home defense, also a good chance. You can also get shotgun used, but there are discount brands (on sale, around or under $200) that will also do the job. Some low-recoil buckshot, some low-recoil slugs, some #4 buckshot. Enough to go to a range, shoot a bunch, get comfortable. And you're set.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (El6T/)

700 MS T!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (tUOCc)

701 673 - Could be.

But if I went to the trouble to set something on fire or maim someone, people trying to mitigate my handiwork would irritate me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (H5knJ)

702 The election was very close, and George Wallace probably peeled off enough working class (Roosevelt Democrat) white votes to give Nixon the win
Posted by: kbdabear

Posted by: Miklos, with historically accurate parenthetical addendum at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

703 it is a completely different country now. Remember when they elected Rudy to clean up New York? You think NYC is going to vote for a legit R now?
A lot of people are so sick of the chaos that they will submit their franchise if only for the hope of peace. Of course it is a fools and coward's errand. But a lot of people have been worn down by the constant barrage at R's in charge. It won't be the good ol' boys, but it will be a lot of suburbs. I hope I am wrong but way too many are buying this leftist, statist, socialist, shit.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (hHxp2)

704 These things happen because of a few people who are dumb or don't think right. . . . It's caused by flawed people and they are everywhere.

Posted by: Case at May 29, 2020 12:07 AM (89jOB)


Bullshit. Rioting is a preference cascade with malice aforethought. Once one starts rioting, others join in on the fun and don't want to be left empty-handed.

Posted by: RickZ at May 29, 2020 12:14 AM (Y8PSl)

705 How many lives will be lost to the riots? How many is too many? Will state and local governments stand by and watch. Antifa certainly hasn't had much pushback. More conservative areas certainly won't leave room for destruction.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 29, 2020 12:15 AM (0OmEj)

706

Orcs on parade...

Posted by: Murder kill death bunny at May 29, 2020 12:15 AM (GuQXB)

707 OK enough news. i am going to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup

And rinse
Posted by: Miklos
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...and spit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2020 12:15 AM (ysC0S)

708 Yep - the pandemic gun panic will now be extended by the civil disorder gun panic. Good for the industry, which had sagged a bit without alien idiots in the WH.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:15 AM (El6T/)

709 >>> It was due to just some video on youtube.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 29, 2020 12:08 AM (1g7ch)

Heh

Posted by: Going yard at May 29, 2020 12:16 AM (ImCOk)

710 I dunno; I'm sitting here thinking about him in MN right now with his wife and baby boy, and Minneapolis burning down around his ears, and I am inclined to say go right for the AR-15.

Why let anyone get close before you get rid of them?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2020 12:16 AM (gy9hx)

711 What channel are you guys watching? All i can find live is XiNN.

And why do these fucktards set everything on fire? do they think they're pirates? "Pillage then burn! " WTF?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:17 AM (tUOCc)

712 After-riot cookies and coffee and eye rinse stations in the church basement.

Posted by: klaftern at May 29, 2020 12:17 AM (RuIsu)

713 BeBe!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2020 12:18 AM (gy9hx)

714 I'll wager that the Dems think that since Nixon was elected in 1968, riots are bad for the incumbent. Yah I know, LBJ said F this and wasn't running for re-election but the country dumped the party that had been in the WH.

Thank god Trump is a great communicator and will pull no punches in pointing out that its commiecrat states and cities that hold inner city blacks hostage, keeping their schools horrible, turning a blind eye to gangs etc etc while telling blacks they'll die if the D welfare is turned off.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 29, 2020 12:18 AM (T9Hmo)

715 The plan is to fill the building with gas now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:11 AM (sWM8x)

these antifa fuckers think their in an action movir
Soros Stormtroopers

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 29, 2020 12:18 AM (G546f)

716 712 more true than you think. Minneapolis is chock full of radicalized clergy.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 29, 2020 12:19 AM (jK8Z7)

717 they're ...movie

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 29, 2020 12:19 AM (G546f)

718 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 11:40 PM (UNyae)

Did that stalker situation ever get resolved?

Posted by: It's been awhile at May 29, 2020 12:19 AM (/LQkF)

719 ...and spit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


One day, Mr. Hammer.

One Day.

Either I climb up the mountain (Connestee Falls), or you come to see how we lowlanders live.

Posted by: Miklos, who got what he got at May 29, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

720 If true, and the building explodes, it's going to take out a whole bunch of partying rioters just outside.

Posted by: The ARC of History


That would so give me the sadz...(snort, giggle, fall on floor in hysterics.)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 29, 2020 12:20 AM (2ygtH)

721 711 What channel are you guys watching? All i can find live is XiNN.
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I'm watching this Unicorn Riot turd on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZaOGehK6k

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (sWM8x)

722 Louisville - looks small/static at the moment, but there was at least one vehicle swarmed and "rocked".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (El6T/)

723 OMG, PGIS in the house? How you been lady???

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (tUOCc)

724 Out here in the cheap seats, from way up yonder in the stands, I've seen in the last few weeks morbidly obese (fat fvc$s) Meal Team 6 cops deployed against businesses. With a fvcking tank.

But rioters allowed to burn down businesses without lifting a finger. At least one precinct building destroyed in Minneapolis. They were told to "stand down" no doubt.

WTF are we paying all these people for, anyway?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (Aa1qS)

725 Hope the Police Stations had insurance.
---

That's called taxpayers, and thanks to the dems, they're running low on those.

Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (kOpft)

726 thathafrican - just get what's available - I'm pretty sure a lot of other folks there are also buying

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (G546f)

727 https://twitter.com/MNNationalGuard/status/1266219821840109569

"We are here with the Minneapolis Fire Department ready to assist so they can safely do their mission."

Deployment bumped from 200 to 500 troops in less than 24 hours.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (+oVP5)

728 If it's true that BLM and other Soros funded groups charter buses to bring in agitators, there has to be some place for the buses to park.

Why don't the police just blockade the large parking lots like they do the lots for parks and beaches to keep citizens out during Wu Flu lockdowns?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u)

If, in fact, charter buses are being used to bus in rioters, this would be a fine thing for citizen journalists to document. Get photos, and license plates, and bus company logos.

And it would be altogether fitting to carry some bolt cutters, and snip the valve stems of the inside duallies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:22 AM (U5ljb)

729 Louisville, Kentucky is getting lit. What a obvious BLM-AntiFa OP going on right now nationwide. Summer will be interesting.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 29, 2020 12:22 AM (p0Y1J)

730 Either I climb up the mountain (Connestee Falls), or you come to see how we lowlanders live.

Posted by: Miklos
---------

Ha. I was largely raised in Beaufort County, low country. You should have picked off the gullah accent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2020 12:23 AM (cGzEU)

731 If true, and the building explodes, it's going to take out a whole bunch of partying rioters just outside.
Posted by: The ARC of History

Oooh kinda like the industrial accidents the pali bombmakers have? gee that would be just awful.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:23 AM (tUOCc)

732 UToob has Agenda Free TV. He regularly mentions other sites and streams.

Louisville: wave3news on Farcebook has a live stream

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:23 AM (El6T/)

733 https://dlive.tv/GloomTube

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 29, 2020 12:23 AM (p0Y1J)

734 What are the ROI for the NG?

Who knows. Certainly not the fuckwad corruptocrats involved.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2020 12:24 AM (Qf83p)

735 Rickz. I was not talking about the riots. I was talking about the police killing the man. I don't know if he did it on purpose or he was just stupid. Whatever, that started this mess. People who riot should get what they deserve. But that won't happen.

Posted by: Case at May 29, 2020 12:24 AM (89jOB)

736 @716: "more true than you think. Minneapolis is chock full of radicalized clergy."

There's a weird strain of old hippie communist types who were true believers in the '60s and '70s around here. Old clergy, professors, and perpetual activists. Worse, they don't see any difference between what they were fighting for back then, and all the noisy nonsense going on today.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:24 AM (+oVP5)

737 702 The election was very close, and George Wallace probably peeled off enough working class (Roosevelt Democrat) white votes to give Nixon the win
Posted by: kbdabear
Posted by: Miklos, with historically accurate parenthetical addendum at May 29, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

Wallace may have peeled off enough votes? Wallace was the most successful 3rd Party candidate in US electoral history, he won 46 electoral votes that year. Looked up the numbers from '68 - Nixon 43%, Humphrey 42%, Wallace 13.5%. Democrats win easily with Wallaces votes still inside the party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2020 12:24 AM (V2Yro)

738 @Walter Freeman, I called it at 623. Protecting fire trucks is a standard Garden Plot drill. Somebody pulled the binder off the shelf and read it enroute to Minneapolis.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 29, 2020 12:25 AM (jK8Z7)

739 PGiS?! How is The Boy? SOOOO good to see you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2020 12:25 AM (gy9hx)

740 Orcs, rampaging.



Ya remember what Men did to Orcs?
---

I rememeber it didn't help much until the Ring was destroyed.

Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2020 12:25 AM (kOpft)

741 There's a weird strain of old hippie communist types who were true believers in the '60s and '70s around here. Old clergy, professors, and perpetual activists. Worse, they don't see any difference between what they were fighting for back then, and all the noisy nonsense going on today.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:24 AM (+oVP5)

You don't deserve what's happening, Walter, but they sure as hell do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2020 12:25 AM (V2Yro)

742
Maybe this is where people start to wake the fuck up. Riots and arson tend to focus the mind. Its not the right burning shit down.
Posted by: USNtakim


Sleeping giant or wide-awake midget?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2020 12:26 AM (aKsyK)

743 Which first?

Whichever you can bring home without waiting period, depending on local laws. Used to be had to wait for pistol, could bring shotty home same day. Embrace the power of and. Start the clock on pistol first.
God protect you and yours.

Posted by: banned no expert just asshoe at May 29, 2020 12:26 AM (TKU0A)

744 Sorry...I meant ROE not ROI.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2020 12:27 AM (Qf83p)

745 @eleven, you meant ROE, but I would assume it's to protect life and do a show of force. Stomp and shuffle to disperse crowds if necessary.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 29, 2020 12:27 AM (jK8Z7)

746 Maybe this is where people start to wake the fuck up.

==

I dunno
ppl seem amazingly stupid
at least where I am

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 29, 2020 12:27 AM (G546f)

747 @CrimeWatchMpls has an ongoing chronicle with links to specific incidents.

Have never been to Mpls.

Any locals able to put geographic knowledge about the extent of all this? Earlier, it seemed it was once area/street in Mpls, and today, one area in St Paul.

Now - it *seems* like the extent is much greater now. New areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:28 AM (El6T/)

748 I'm off for a nap. Jules made a homaede chicken pot pie, to die for.
Aldi's had breasts fpr .99, couldn't resist.
Maybe see you in the morn.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2020 12:28 AM (tJk1z)

749

A moose once rioted my sister.

Mind you, moose riots can be pretty serious.

Posted by: Murder kill death bunny at May 29, 2020 12:28 AM (GuQXB)

750 They finally found the wreckage of USS Nevada; neither the Japanese, the Germans, nor an atomic weapon could sink this battleship.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=100184

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2020 12:28 AM (uEH1b)

751 662 THIS is why I have weapons at home

THIS is why I dont want to leave it at home!!
Posted by: banned at May 29, 2020 12:00 AM (TKU0A)

This is why I live in Texas!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2020 12:29 AM (V2Yro)

752 Maybe this is where people start to wake the fuck up.


No, not till the rich liberal parts of town burn.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 29, 2020 12:29 AM (2ygtH)

753 742 Sleeping giant or wide-awake midget?

Tanned, rested & ready!

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at May 29, 2020 12:29 AM (tUOCc)

754 @738: "Somebody pulled the binder off the shelf and read it enroute to Minneapolis."

Kinda comforting, I guess. Good to know there's some rhyme and reason behind this mobilization. Easy to assume the worst in light of recent local police behavior.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:29 AM (+oVP5)

755 @eleven, you meant ROE, but I would assume it's to protect life and do a show of force. Stomp and shuffle to disperse crowds if necessary.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


THX. I know nothing of these things.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2020 12:30 AM (Qf83p)

756 There's a weird strain of old hippie communist types who were true believers in the '60s and '70s around here. Old clergy, professors, and perpetual activists. Worse, they don't see any difference between what they were fighting for back then, and all the noisy nonsense going on today.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:24 AM (+oVP5)
-----------------------

Reliving their misspent youths. It's been decades since they've felt this energized about a cause. Ever since Reagan came along and made working and success and nice things cool, and dirty smelly commie hippies uncool.

Posted by: Boots at May 29, 2020 12:30 AM (oGBso)

757 wide-awake midget?


Thousand Millimeter Reich after a double-espresso?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2020 12:30 AM (uEH1b)

758 Driving home tonight in NJ, I saw a shitload of Police on the road. Way more than usual

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2020 12:31 AM (85Gof)

759 Looks pretty bad in Louisville. Tear gas deployed in the street.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:32 AM (sWM8x)

760 Leg of lamb, deboned, and marinaded in traditional spices (parsely, rosemary, garlic and thyme, with EVOO,), is as good as any meat can get.
I think I must be of European extraction, cause when I smell it on the fire, it gets my gastric juices flowing like nothing else I know.
If you haven't tried it, you owe it to yourself to do so.
If I were Zod, I'd say "Do it Now!"
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 11:29 PM (Rz5ej)

Mint sauce or mint jelly is traditional with lamb, when I was growing up. The mint sauce is better, basically chopped fresh mint leaves in vinegar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:33 AM (U5ljb)

761 726 thathafrican - just get what's available - I'm pretty sure a lot of other folks there are also buying
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 29, 2020 12:21 AM (G546f)

Vmom 2020 makes sense.

Posted by: banned exception for 454 casul snubie at May 29, 2020 12:33 AM (TKU0A)

762 The Media is the Virus. It has been clear for awhile, now.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 29, 2020 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)

763 Look everyone rioting on the teevee is wearing masks to riot. Who'd a thunk thaf the miscreants would take advantage of that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:33 AM (tUOCc)

764 Genius, genius advice from the official City of Minneapolis Twitter feed:

We're hearing unconfirmed reports that gas lines to the Third Precinct have been cut and other explosive materials are in the building.

If you are near the building, for your safety, PLEASE RETREAT in the event the building explodes.


Uh, why not suggest that people need to get the f*ck out of there before the building explodes.

It's a bit late if you wait until the building explodes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 29, 2020 12:34 AM (I2/tG)

765 I want to thank President Obama for everything he has done to stop the Trump induced riots in Minneapolis, Michigan today. Thank you sir and we love you and miss you ....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 29, 2020 12:34 AM (qM84C)

766 @756: "Ever since Reagan came along and made working and success and nice things cool."

It's funny, but Minneapolis had a very hardcore punk rock scene during the Reagan years, and I would guess a bunch of those kids fell in with the older political radicals as they grew outta punk rock.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:34 AM (+oVP5)

767 Actually Louisville pretty static, at least on that one feed. But yes, gas deployed.

Isn't that Aetius' AO?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:35 AM (El6T/)

768 Mint sauce or mint jelly is traditional with lamb,

Chutney.

Posted by: not gom at May 29, 2020 12:35 AM (TKU0A)

769 The Media is the Virus. It has been clear for awhile, now.
Posted by: Slapweasel


The over-arching truth.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2020 12:36 AM (Qf83p)

770 Ha. I was largely raised in Beaufort County, low country. You should have picked off the gullah accent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Do not EVEN start.

Old Mama was born in Bladen County; Most Old Folks have moved to Brunswick County.

If you can claim Lumbee, well.

My Scots ancestors are all Highlander Scot.

We don't hate the Mountain People, just haven't seen any in few hundred years.

The last Rising of the Clans was in NC; the good guys won.

Posted by: Miklos, the only one (1) Magyar -Lumbee on the face of the Earth at May 29, 2020 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

771 Claim of shots and injured in L'ville.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:36 AM (El6T/)

772 @762: "The Media is the Virus. It has been clear for awhile, now."

No joke, but day one morning of the Minneapolis stay-at-home order, someone spray painted "capitalism is the real virus" on the nearby library, complete with anarchist circle-A in the word capitalism.

City power washed it off two days later, but still.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2020 12:37 AM (+oVP5)

773 Fair warning, I have pretty decent vision but I might not be able to see pedestrians on the freeway if they are wearing dark clothing and I am going 60mph.
So, unpredictable things may happen...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 29, 2020 12:37 AM (w7KSn)

774 Five white males in their 20's with five AR15's reported leaving a Motel 6 headed for one of the protest sites. I think this is audio from Louisville, but I'm not positive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:38 AM (sWM8x)

775 5 I want to thank President Obama for everything he has done to stop the Trump induced riots in Minneapolis, Michigan today. Thank you sir and we love you and miss you ....
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 29, 2020 12:34 AM

I LOLed.

Have a good night, everyone, especially you near the rampaging idiots.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2020 12:39 AM (/+bwe)

776
Looks pretty bad in Louisville. Tear gas deployed in the street.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Breonna_Taylor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2020 12:39 AM (aKsyK)

777 Hope the Police Stations had insurance.
Posted by: Miklos, tax avoider at May 28, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

Heh. Guess what insurance doesn't cover? But you know that. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:40 AM (U5ljb)

778 Oh boy, this is GREAT!!!

Posted by: Flounder at May 29, 2020 12:40 AM (kVr0X)

779 Five white males in their 20's with five AR15's
reported leaving a Motel 6 headed for one of the protest sites. I think
this is audio from Louisville, but I'm not positive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:38 AM


Just heard the same, that's St Paul. Car has Texas plates.

Posted by: Bert G at May 29, 2020 12:40 AM (OMsf+)

780 Old Mama was born in Bladen County; Most Old Folks have moved to Brunswick County.
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Wrong 'Beaufort'...I was Beaufort County, SC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2020 12:40 AM (hnA3K)

781 Loathe to back-seat drive without (obviously) even a hint of specific knowledge about resources and threats, but seems to me that *not* moving harshly and quickly to shut things down leads to ...... more things. I recall the riots in the 60s being much, much, much, much larger and more kinetic. And the response being much, much stronger - and producing fairly quick results in many cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:41 AM (El6T/)

782 @Meade, I posted above that I remember when the KKK and Communists had a shootout in Greensboro. Hopefully somebody heads off the 5 white males with ARs at the pass.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 29, 2020 12:41 AM (jK8Z7)

783 Officer! Officer! Come quick, they're looting the Food King!

Posted by: Katy at May 29, 2020 12:41 AM (kVr0X)

784 Just heard the same, that's St Paul. Car has Texas plates.
Posted by: Bert G at May 29, 2020 12:40 AM (OMsf+)
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Thanks. I got it wrong.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:41 AM (sWM8x)

785 5 white males wearing hard hats and driving D9 CATs headed towards the protest...

Posted by: Murder kill death bunny at May 29, 2020 12:42 AM (GuQXB)

786 Can't wait for PCP to become the drug of choice by July.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 29, 2020 12:42 AM (p0Y1J)

787 Mpls now reading like Ukraine in 1943 (from the German side) - now *another* precinct station being abandoned.

The 5th. The 3rd is in flames.

"Mein Fuhrer, our Dniepr line cannot hold, but we think we can withdraw to our next line in good order"

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:42 AM (El6T/)

788 Ooh, I just noticed, there's a quantum mechanics joke tucked in the content.

Quantum mechanics jokes are the funniest jokes, or not,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM (kVr0X)

789 779 Five white males in their 20's with five AR15's
reported leaving a Motel 6 headed for one of the protest sites. I think
this is audio from Louisville, but I'm not positive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:38 AM

Just heard the same, that's St Paul. Car has Texas plates.
Posted by: Bert G at May 29, 2020 12:40 AM (OMsf+)

That screams false flag to me. "white supremacist red necks drive all the way from texas to kill minorities"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM (tUOCc)

790 I recall the riots in the 60s being much, much, much, much larger and more kinetic. And the response being much, much stronger - and producing fairly quick results in many cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:41 AM (El6T/)


Armored National Guard vehicles rolling through Newark.

Posted by: RickZ at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)

791 The rioters have repeatedly attacked the firemen.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

A couple of strafing runs with an A-10 would tune the fuckers in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM (U5ljb)

792 but seems to me that *not* moving harshly and quickly to shut things down leads to ...... more things.
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This is what I can't understand about the police's thinking. It seems obvious that a firm initial response could help to limit the damage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2020 12:44 AM (sWM8x)

793 Loathe to back-seat drive without (obviously) even a hint of specific knowledge about resources and threats, but seems to me that *not* moving harshly and quickly to shut things down leads to ...... more things.

--------

Napoleon built his reputation with a pitiless whiff of grapeshot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2020 12:44 AM (kVr0X)

794 One more reason to get things under control - FAST.

Opportunistic idiots and trouble (possibly the "5 males with ARs") will only appear in greater numbers, the longer things continue.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2020 12:44 AM (El6T/)

795 No justice No peace!

Posted by: raimondo at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (ZlZfV)

796 "...firm initial response could help to limit the damage."

That would require actual courage and resolve.
LOL

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (w7KSn)

797 That screams false flag to me. "white supremacist red necks drive all the way from texas to kill minorities"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM


Could be John Brown Gun Club or Redneck Revolt.

Posted by: Bert G at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (OMsf+)

798 Wrong 'Beaufort'...I was Beaufort County, SC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Well OK!

I already realized that.

NC/SC


Bowfort v. Bewfort


Gotta know this stuff




Posted by: Miklos, not an English speaking Skorzeny chaos causer at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

799 Lots of people marching in downtown Phoenix now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 11:51 PM (+b1ew)

Good thing that is better than 30 miles from my house in Apache Junction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (U5ljb)

800 791 A couple of strafing runs with an A-10 would tune the fuckers in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM (U5ljb)

AOP! Newsletter!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (tUOCc)

801
@Meade, I posted above that I remember when the KKK and Communists had a shootout in Greensboro. Hopefully somebody heads off the 5 white males with ARs at the pass.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


But didn't they only succeed in eliminating each other?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

802 Che !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 29, 2020 12:46 AM (qM84C)

803 791 The rioters have repeatedly attacked the firemen.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

A couple of strafing runs with an A-10 would tune the fuckers in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2020 12:43 AM (U5ljb)

---

Apaches would work better, being an urban environment and all.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2020 12:46 AM (RU4sa)

804 Bowfort v. Bewfort





Gotta know this stuff











Posted by: Miklos, not an English speaking Skorzeny chaos causer at May 29, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

yep, it is all in the pronunciation.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2020 12:46 AM (hHxp2)

Surprise Adorable Otters

Aw. A little Otter Cam might lighten the mood.

And Open Thread, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 07:59 PM




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1 Yay! Otters!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (CjFDo)

2 At first glance I thought it said "A little otter cum might lighten the mood."

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

3 I love otters. Real ones. Not the Matt Lauer types.

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (mFoNl)

4 Tucker just called them rioters.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)

5 They're sleeping

Posted by: firehorse at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (7N/+s)

6 I was watching this the other day, and there was jack shit going on..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (CjFDo)

7 Tucker just called them rioters.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)

He wants a vacation.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

8 I'm not wearing pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (2N7oZ)

9 You otter watch your back on this thread.

And in Minneapolis.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (P1f+c)

10 Is that Otter alive?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)

11
At first glance I thought it said "A little otter cum might lighten the mood."


Posted by: Mark1971

.....
Well, aren't you a dirty birdie!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (CjFDo)

12 Disappointing. I expected The Butt Sex.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (dOV9E)

13 He's just restin'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)

14 Is it dead?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

15 Is it safe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

16 Okay - here we go....

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (32YRo)

17 Tucker's chyron uses "riots"

Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (r28kI)

18 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop. Do they still sell those?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)

19 Pinin' for th' fjords.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (yIlsy)

20 I saw a couple of them dead on the road a few weeks back. Was right around daybreak so I assume they had been crossing the road and it was just too dark for the driver to avoid them. Sad.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nu45M)

21 18 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop. Do they still sell those?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)


...too easy

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)

22 They appear to be sleeping. I tried tapping on the screen but they're just laying there. Can someone wake them up?

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

23 YES! The otters!
I haven't taken a peek at them in weeks.

They need to be set loose in Minneapolis, to straighten things out.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

24 From task and theft to anal rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

25 Tucker's chyron uses "riots"


Better watch your cornhole, Tuca.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

26 He is looking very calm. Not in The Saint Paul area.

Posted by: Picric at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (nonGu)

27 And so, it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (4o2K3)

28 He wants a vacation.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

He was just called in...unavoidable absence.

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (32YRo)

29 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop. Do they still sell those?

They are in stores here yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

30 Pregnant woman T-boned behind the LA Fitness.

What a softball that sentence is....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ufFY8)

31 29 I don't think these are "that" type of otter. At least, I choose to believe they aren't.

I won't turn my back on them though.

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mFoNl)

32 An otter that's resting comfortably on the ice, is an otter that is not crawling up your pants leg with lust on his mind.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (dOV9E)

33 From task and theft to anal rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)


The circle of life.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (2N7oZ)

34 And so, it begins.


Alas.

Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (QLPEO)

35
I'm down to Tucker and Laura during the week. Honest opinions with data and facts to back it up.

And Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters on the weekend. Reality humor. Especially Gutfeld.


Fox News is a joke, the management has chosen that road, not me.

A bad joke.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

36 Otters ? Seriously ??

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

37 Otters always seem to me to be up to no good

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

38 6 I was watching this the other day, and there was jack shit going on..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (CjFDo)

Like now you mean.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (iq0yV)

39 Mr Ace of Spades - Ewok or Otter? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (WdocV)

40 My favorite summer time memory as a little boy was riding my bicycle all over the neighborhood. It just felt like freedom, almost like flying. I still can feel that excitement and joy when I think back on it. And I loved that I could do basic repairs on my bike. Fix the tires, tighten things, clean it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (KZzsI)

41 fuckin lazy otters.


That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)

42

From task and theft to anal rape.

___

Well, I like rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (WdocV)

43 Remember those crappy Otter Pops?

Basically low-end imitation Kool-Aid in plastic pouches.

The ones you made at home with the Tupperware molds and your own Kool-Aid were much better, 'cuz you could mix that shit double-strength and get a popsicle that would blow your head off from flavor intensity.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (hKLpI)

44 18 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop.

Yeah, microwaves have improved.

Posted by: banned roof of mouth blistered by otter pizza at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (gvJd8)

45 fuckin lazy otters.


Well, they are easier to catch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

46
If Joe Biden refuses to come out of the basement and is unwilling to debate President Trump, just get Tom Schillue from the Gutfeld show in there to stand in for Biden.

Most people could not tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)

47 PEACEFUL OTTERS

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (G546f)

48 Otters don't have white heads like the one on the right. Its A dangerous mutant and should be killed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (iq0yV)

49 Tucker went there, too: the blatant anti-white racism and explicit calls for racial violence among rioters and that being hidden by the propaganda outlets.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (puu6v)

50 willowed

Biden Center at the University of Pennsylvania is Under Fire for Accepting $70 Million From China and not Reporting It David Harris Jr. _ 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycgyj32b


Complaint Filed Against University of Pennsylvania and Biden Center for Undisclosed China Mega-Donations
National Legal & Policy Center_5/21/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya37h6mv


Last July, the Philadelphia Inquirer noted that Penn has paid Mr. Biden $900,000 and asked "what did he do to earn the money" _ 3-26-20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaqdpu2m
Daniel Greenfield _Front Page


Biden was given the title of "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" at [university of] Penn ..., which involved him giving four speeches a year, for $390,000/year, according to PhillyMag 7/10/19
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc94f43h


Dickey "Toes" Morris tells the story 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yarf9hvj

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Xb1xU)

51 Don't those otters know they're supposed to be rioting? Er, I mean "protesting"?

Somebody wake 'em up!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (k4dH2)

52 Mein Fuhrer...the Otters are sessile.

Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (QLPEO)

53 It wouldn't be a surprise if you thought they were awake.

Posted by: Pelosi's Filthy Fingers at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (a1s18)

54 Anybody remember the Animal Planet show "'Meerkat Manor"? I got all caught up in it and looked for zoos with meerkat live cams. Yes, I spent hours waiting for the little guys to poke their heads up out of their tunnels to no avail. When I finally got the chance to actually see meerkats in a zoo I was surprised at how tiny they are.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)

55 Does ace read his own blog enough to understand the Significance of the Otter?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gd9RK)

56 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

57 "Secondhand information....people with guns walking around robbing random people"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

58 Pretty sure pointing out Biden is on the take from China is rayciss. Just so you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

59 I remember after the Exxon Valdez oil spill, many hippies came north to clean oil of the animals.

Some of them learned, to their sorrow, that sea otters are a) capable of biting through mollusk shells and b) don't much care for being grabbed by a hippie when they're already in a pissed-off mood from being coated with oil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (hKLpI)

60 fuckin lazy otters.†

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)

You can call them lazy, but at least they aren't "demonstrating."

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (37rWG)

61 You know - I like animals. Got a couple dogs. A cat.

Those otters are cute as a button. You think that's how they sneak up so easy and tap you right in the ass ?

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (QgEgJ)

62 They have fleas.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (qFB9S)

63 If Joe Biden refuses to come out of the basement and is unwilling to debate President Trump, just get Tom Schillue from the Gutfeld show in there to stand in for Biden.

Most people could not tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)
-----
Shoot, it's hard to tell the difference between Joey B. and an inflatable sex doll.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (4o2K3)

64
It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.

__

You people are worse the invisible alien ghosts. Can an otter just have some alone time?

Posted by: Some handy otter at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

65 Ahh the guy in the back by the green blanket is grooming his cute little face.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (gLRfa)

66 PEACEFUL OTTERS[/o]


mostly

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

67 >>That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Yea, I really liked my visit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

68 Those otters are cute as a button. You think that's how they sneak up so easy and tap you right in the ass ?
___

That always works on me. Well, not with otters.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)

69 67 >>That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Yea, I really liked my visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
-----
Yep. Great aquarium.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

70 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

Ottererotic

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

71
They oughter change that otter water ... just saying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

72 Are those otters next to the North American Ground Ape exhibit at the Minneapolis zoo?

Posted by: Fatfuck Billy Kristol at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (B5R2a)

73 Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

U of Penn taking $70 million is no small change.
Stupit Biden only got $900,000 for laundering it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (Xb1xU)

74 DO SOMETHING!!!

F*cking otters.

Serenity now. Serenity now.

Posted by: motionview at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (pYQR/)

75 Water ferrets.

Posted by: banned dont even say mongoose vs cobra at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (gvJd8)

76 Some of them learned, to their sorrow, that sea otters are a) capable of biting through mollusk shells and b) don't much care for being grabbed by a hippie when they're already in a pissed-off mood from being coated with oil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (hKLpI)


LOL..... dirty stinkin hippies.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (iq0yV)

77 67 >>That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Yea, I really liked my visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

JackStraw was asked not to return after blowing pot smoke in a Polar Bear's face.

Next:
What do Otter's do when there is no one around to rape?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

78 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)


Otter erotica ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

79 Have mentioned before, last trip, we saw a momma otter with a pup, right next to the pier in Cayucos (beautiful little beach town a few miles north of Morro Bay). Mom was shopping - diving down and picking molluscs off the pier pilings, then coming back up, rolling on her back, cracking those suckers with her teeth, and feeding junior.

Every time she dove, junior would shriek - "eeee, eeee!" - until she returned.

You ettes woulda fainted from the cuteness.

As a savage and barbaric lover of explosions and conflict, I'll go as far as to say it was pretty cool.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (El6T/)

80 I have been surprised by an otter while in a kayak. Bastard

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (UNyae)

81
Why is any network covering the Minneapolis situtation?


This is the definition of a Local Story.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

82 Obligatory: otters actually are some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (gd9RK)

83 70 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

LOL. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)

84 What do Otter's do when there is no one around to rape?


They invade other animal habitats and go wild !

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

85 Surprise Adorable Otters

Shhhhh ... he's on a roll.

Posted by: Otter at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

86 I mean honestly ... look at 'em. If a couple otters swam up to me and said "Hey, how's it goin' ?" - I'd probably get over the shock pretty quick. They're so damn cute. Next thing you know - we're drinking a beer or three.

Before you know it, you got a couple flippers on your hips and one of them sons o' bitches is harder to get to than that spot on your back you just can't scratch.

I bet it works like that. Shifty bastards. I'll probably shoot the next one I see on sight.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (QgEgJ)

87 Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

LOL. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)

Seconded.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (iq0yV)

88 According to the St. Paul dispatch:

Now someone is trying to break-in fast food joints via the drive throughs. WTF? Black males in a tan SUV....
Sigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

89 NYC might be the next riot spot

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (G546f)

90 80 I have been surprised by an otter while in a kayak. Bastard
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (UNyae)

I would think an Otter would be preferable to a Hippo.

Stacey Abrams: Hey Lady! *Starts shaking water off*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (A5zUN)

91 So looks like some businesses in Minneapolis are putting up THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS. Meaning, move on down and smash whitey instead.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (377Zs)

92 Awwwwww!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (axyOa)

93 Otters are certainly not manatees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (iq0yV)

94 43 Remember those crappy Otter Pops?

........

You better believe I do! Tougher gang leader than Corn Pop. Took care of that I did, My word as a Biden

Posted by: Joe "take down pop's" Biden at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (SgVKt)

95 I'm reading about otters. The females are called bitches.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

96 Otters... shoot, shovel and shut up, with less shovel.

Posted by: nasty norcal fishermans at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (gvJd8)

97
Otter riot ... downtown Salinas ... 10:00 PM ... pass it on ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (pNxlR)

98 Now someone is trying to break-in fast food joints via the drive throughs



Trying to break free some burgers and fries. They looked confined and tortured.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)

99 The shark approaches it's prey....

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (DrfUF)

100 "Lord Beaverbrook > Surprise Sea Otters" -- zombie British Socialites

[So I'm reading yet another Churchill biography (I think I've heard more books have been written about him than anybody else in history), this time on his time in and relationship with America, and as soon as I see Beaverbrook's name I immediately think of Riverotters. Thanks a lot, horde ...]

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

101 Before you know it, you got a couple flippers on your hips and one of
them sons o' bitches is harder to get to than that spot on your back you
just can't scratch.
___

Don't I know that that's like.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (WdocV)

102

PGIS, wollowed hello at end of last thread.

Hope it's not still Lillipution after I hit post.
If so, time to paint jig heads.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (Ww1tL)

103 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.

It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (hKLpI)

104 Otters are certainly not manatees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (iq0yV)
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Definitely.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (4o2K3)

105 103
Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.



It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (hKLpI)

Everybody's working for the weekend!

Posted by: Loverboy at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY8)

106 via Andy Ngo:

We recognize that the visible presence of police officers could be triggering for people

(Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)

107 If you get the chance, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, including its setting, is absolutely spectacular.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (/52yu)

108 Otter: Hey look at my thumb

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (2DOZq)

109 95 I'm reading about otters. The females are called bitches

Do otters rap?

Posted by: banned unuh at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (gvJd8)

110 I won't stand here and listen to you badmouth the United Otters of America!

Posted by: Miklos, also pre-med or law at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

111 Otters are certainly not manatees.


Otters have learned to avoid boat propellers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (gd9RK)

112 Obligatory: otters actually are some sort of weasel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM


Actually, they are both members of the family Mustelidae.

Unlike skunks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (DMUuz)

113 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.

***


We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)

114 Now we have some action!

Sleepy- still sleeping.

Spanky- looks a bit shifty in the corner.

One bathing itself has decided to give the crowd a show by paddling around on it's back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (A5zUN)

115 ''You ettes woulda fainted from the cuteness. ''

It's something hardwired in us gals.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gLRfa)

116 I wonder - just spit-balling here - if I get my now-wife the right otter - could that ease the way to ex-wife ? Maybe make it a little cheaper ?

Asking for a friend ?

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (QgEgJ)

117 We're almost 100 comments into otter madness, and not a meep from Nurse.

She must be staging ammo and equipment on the roof

Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)

118 I have most of the project truck unloaded so I have stuff everywhere. I have to move in several empty trunks tomorrow as it's supposed to rain this weekend. Then I can sort and repack stuff.

And work has been hell the last two days. Major outage yesterday. People calling multiple times demanding to know when it will be resolved, then unhappy if you were wrong.Good thing I had Monday and Tuesday off.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

119 Yeah, the "BLACK OWNED BUSINESS" signs are kind of a reverse "JUDEN!" scrawled on the business during Kristallnacht.

Though I don't blame the poor business owners. Anything to weather the mob action.

Saw a clip today of an older black guy berating the idiot mob somewhere (day time) over this kind of behavior.

Following the Rodney King riots, there were several interviews with black business guys who'd been burned out - wrenching interviews. As I recall, by local TV "news". As recently as the 90s, there was still *some* news in the news, even on this Forbidden Topic.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (El6T/)

120
And I loved that I could do basic repairs on my bike. Fix the tires, tighten things, clean it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Are you Peter Brady?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ud0EU)

121
It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.


Totally spontaneous, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

122 TuCa showing a car burning on live stream. But to be fair it looks like a Chevy Cavalier so somewhat acceptable.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (377Zs)

123 113 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.

***


We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)

If NYC burns to the ground, then the COVAD

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

124 Actually, they are both members of the family Mustelidae.


Dude. I know you're not new here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (gd9RK)

125 Let sleeping Otters lie.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)

126 Ok, sidebar: Youtube podcasts are getting too long. Dear God, 8 hours?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)

127
If NYC burns to the ground, then the COVAD
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)


.... has done it's job.

And the lockdown is over!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

128 Grenell's twitter account is becoming a must read.

NBC tried to float a story that the Flynn/Kislyak calls that Grenell declassified are not transcripts just call summaries so it's not clear what might have been left out.

Grenell responded.

This isn't true.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)

129
The otter I remember from Prince William Sound *koffkoff* years ago securing the pipeline terminal at Valdez on an exercise were big bastards. They kept coming up on the thermal imagers as false positives while we were looking for the SEALs who were playing OPFOR.

Not the ball-balancing SEALs, the "flexing in front of the mirror before shooting you in the face with their HK 416s" SEALs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (EGyGV)

130 Ok sleepy just woke up.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (gLRfa)

131 Does setting things on fire spread the Wuflu?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (JKNZq)

132 126 Ok, sidebar: Youtube podcasts are getting too long. Dear God, 8 hours?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)

Like those fireplace fire videos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

133 TuCa showing a car burning on live stream. But to be fair it looks like a Chevy Cavalier so somewhat acceptable.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (377Zs)


If it was a Spark that would be funny. And Justice.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2N7oZ)

134 Four of them swimming now. I think Spanky is still up by the green blanket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (A5zUN)

135
So looks like some businesses in Minneapolis are putting up THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS. Meaning, move on down and smash whitey instead.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (377Zs)


During WWII, Warner Pictures Burbank studios bore an uncomfortable resemblance to Lockheed's nearby plant. Warner had a huge arrow painted on the roof of one of the buildings and the words LOCKHEED THATAWAY.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (mht8P)

136 Little known fact about otters.......they're delicious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Gw21p)

137 De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)

138 Brendan Carr, member of the Federal Communication Commission, just twatted that he "welcomed" Trump's executive order, and "look forward to receiving the Administration's petition for rulemaking and taking action."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hKLpI)

139 123 113 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.


Are they social distancing!?

Posted by: Karen at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Zmnko)

140
They're gonna short sheet Greenie later this evening ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (pNxlR)

141 Dammit. Hope this fixes it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hKLpI)

142 Dispatcher:
"We have about 200 people in the Furniture Barn and they are setting it on fire again."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

143 122 TuCa showing a car burning on live stream. But to be fair it looks like a Chevy Cavalier so somewhat acceptable.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot.



I had a '94 Chevy Cavalier and it lasted almost 15 years. Solid car.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (DrfUF)

144

Anyone remember the name/author of a poem about a guy who had a dream about a Revolutionary War soldier showing up in his bedroom and giving him he'll about how far this country has fallen?
Think the author was Steve something.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Ww1tL)

145 Aw. A little Otter Cam might lighten the mood.
-------

Yeah. Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dP625)

146 Let sleeping Otters lie.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)


Straw Otters was a good movie.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (2N7oZ)

147 Oysters cause no problems.

Unless surprised during the mating season.

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Edible Molluscans at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)

148 If you get the chance, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, including its setting, is absolutely spectacular.

Lived there for 12 years.

The aquarium is run by commies. The setting is secondary. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (3H9h1)

149 Now it's the Dollar Tree's turn....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY8)

150 Otter video is skeery. I'm triggered.

Posted by: Sea Urchins at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)

151
We recognize that the visible presence of police officers could be triggering for people

(Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)

==

useless feckless asshoes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)

152 Yeah. Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dP625)

LOL

Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (gD6Ka)

153 > Are they social distancing!?

NYPD has reportedly arrested five already.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (hKLpI)

154 So is this how the Blue States escape quarantine? I guess that works, but I like the Red State model better.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (dOV9E)

155
De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)


Much easier to harass law-abiding citizens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (mht8P)

156 Are they social distancing!?



NYPD has reportedly arrested five already.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (hKLpI)

Has DiCommio let them go yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (XvfQ9)

157 155
De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.

NY has some great stores to loot

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)

158 >>> De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)


Hahahahahaha..... wait, you were serious?

Posted by: Roll it over at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (ImCOk)

159 Straw Otters was a good movie.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (2N7oZ)
------
How about Reservoir Otters?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)

160 Now it's the Dollar Tree's turn....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY


If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (2N7oZ)

161 National Guard touched down on Robert St

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (yIDYK)

162 Totally spontaneous, of course.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Cities just spontaneously combust sometimes. It happens.

Posted by: Harry Dean "Miklos" Stanton, always intense at May 28, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)

163 ''If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.''

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:26 PM (gLRfa)

164 I am flabbergasted. There are step by step instructions for short sheeting a bed as a prank on the internet. With artist storyboards. And a tips and tricks section!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (A5zUN)

165
142 Dispatcher:
"We have about 200 people in the Furniture Barn and they are setting it on fire again.


Any word on the fate of the Food King?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (pNxlR)

166 This isn't about "justice" It's about getting free shit.. They could care less about the guy...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Zmnko)

167 Up on the garage wall I've got a window sign from the (1968 ?) MLK riots that says "Soul Brother"; an earlier form of "black-owned business - don't burn me out".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (XXrUA)

168 As I noted last thread, there actually was a demonstration, downtown Mpls - a march, with stupid shouting and righteousness etc etc. But a protest, an actual protest.

Reminds me of the protests from the shooting of the Australian woman, and the weekly protests in Chicago from the casualty count every weekend.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (El6T/)

169 Noone loots health stores.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mhSbP)

170 These rioters better not be bringing their own reusable bags into the stores they loot, or there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (dOV9E)

171 FOOD KING STATUS: Pending

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

172 If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.
Posted by: Mr. Morango


Whole Foods and Trader Joe's left untouched, 'cause what the fuck them places?

Posted by: "Down with the Struggle" at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

173
With artist storyboards. And a tips and tricks section!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Now look up putting a sleeping person's hand gently in a pan of warm water.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

174 What about the Piggly Wiggly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)

175 169 Noone loots health stores.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mhSbP)


One of my favorite images from the lockdown era was a picture of a supermarket open fridge, utterly empty, except for a very fully stocked three-foot-wide area that turned out to be the vegan stuff.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)

176 This isn't about "justice" It's about getting free shit.. They could care less about the guy...
Posted by: It's me donna



Confirmed.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:29 PM (QLPEO)

177
"Nobody steals tofu."
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:29 PM (ud0EU)

178 If they rolled a freaking tank up a country road to arrest a guy in his own home, not burning down the neighborhood...I hope the NG is supported by armored vehicles.

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (0Ng0w)

179 One of my favorite images from the lockdown era was a picture of a supermarket open fridge, utterly empty, except for a very fully stocked three-foot-wide area that turned out to be the vegan stuff.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)

During the period there where groger was actually short on some things, the milk section was completely cleaned out of whole and skim and 2%. But there was 1%.

1%- the Quisling of Milk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)

180 Males with baseball bats reported.

Baseball season at last!

Oh.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)

181 So.

Klobuchar is a lock for VP, non?

Posted by: Miklosian Assumptions LLC at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

182 Noone loots health stores.

The independent book sellers are pretty safe, too.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (/52yu)

183 Starting to think of hard bailing with my family.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (yIDYK)

184 Males with baseball bats reported.

Baseball season at last!

Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid


Warriors! Come out and play!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (GvEen)

185 Hey - I get 1% some times. No particular reason.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)

186 Ahhh...that's it's tail, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

187 How about drones? Where are the tear gas dropping drones?

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (0Ng0w)

188 Minneapolis radio is full of officers seeing groups of males roaming the streets with baseball bats. So there's that.

Best part is overall commander says yes every time a squad asks to utilize tear gas for the looters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (VWp7G)

189 thathalfrican - your immediate area active or quiet?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

190
180 Males with baseball bats reported.

Baseball season at last!

Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)


War ... ri ... ors, come out and play ... ay!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

191 183 Starting to think of hard bailing with my family.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (yIDYK)


Do it. Mobs are nothing to mess with.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (dOV9E)

192 SPACE TO DESTROY

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

193 Definitely thinking of sending my family off.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (yIDYK)

194 174 What about the Piggly Wiggly?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)

The explosive diarrhea from the hot buffet would end it all.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (qFB9S)

195 183 Starting to think of hard bailing with my family.
---
If you can get out for a few days, that would seem wise to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (sWM8x)

196 1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Quantum of Soy

Posted by: Bond. Miklos Bond at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)

197 Another request for gas.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

198 186 Ahhh...that's it's tail, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

It's twue, It's twue, It's twue!

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (A5zUN)

199 1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)

That is the crap they squeegee off of the floor between shifts.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (mhSbP)

200 (Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)

But, they'll be home safe tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (ZMXpM)

201 Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

Quiet......but I'm listening to a police broadcast that let's me know they are close.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (yIDYK)

202 197 Another request for gas.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY


Got you covered.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bony Butt at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)

203 Everyone stand with your back to the wall.


Just to be safe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+b1ew)

204 "Gimme the keys to that Volt, or else!!"

Also never heard.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (/52yu)

205 60% chance this spreads to The Burbs by the end of the weekend. The PCP is flowing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (qFB9S)

206 Do it. Mobs are nothing to mess with.
Posted by: Splunge


Whiff this

Posted by: Miklos Buonaparte at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

207 193 Definitely thinking of sending my family off.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (yIDYK)

Might not be a bad idea. Go west, young man. See some parks. Protect the babes.

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (A5zUN)

208 Quiet......but I'm listening to a police broadcast that let's me know they are close.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (yIDYK)

Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

209 You know if I was an otter I'd feel lucky to get a gig in a nice aquarium like that. All you have to do is look and act cute and it's free food, medical care clean water, no predators for life. Dream job.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (gLRfa)

210 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (sWM8x)

I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house. The thought of some looters tearing it up is beyond the pale.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (yIDYK)

211 It is refreshing to see another city much busier than my own for a change.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (VWp7G)

212 Suddenly the Usual Suspects have shut the fuck up about staying at home.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

213 Cry havoc, and loose the otters of war!

Posted by: banned in africa at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (/95aL)

214 thathalfrican, Please get out while you can . We can coordinate a safe haven for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)

215
So, maybe have a riot thread in awhile? I for one am gonna make a pot of coffee for this.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Y7RNP)

216 If you listen to fools, the mob rules.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (xPl2J)

217 Let sleeping Otters lie.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)


There is NO First Amendment protection for letting sleeping Otters lie!!!

Posted by: Donna Brazilnut at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (LPnfS)

218 Only 8 matches for "surprise?" (One of which is Ace's title.)

I'm surprised.

Posted by: filbert at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (NiXyF)

219

Free Fur All - a limerick

A playful furry mother and a daughter
Who love to frolic; splashing in the water
Cracking mussels on their tummy
"Gosh, that sure is yummy!"
If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (m45I2)

220 Ahhh...that's it's tail, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

Could you waggle your "rudder" like that?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (Xt7n2)

221 thathalfrican well you have the best feel for the situation and geography - it seems like the "action" is mostly limited to commercial areas/strips. If you're away from same, maybe not so bad?

But "abundance of caution" whispers to me - get out, not just your family, you too.

Mobs/riots are the human equivalent of a hurricane - just get out of the way, that's all that matters.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)

222
1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)





You're not quite milk enough. You're semi-milk. You're quasi-milk. You're the margarine of milk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)

223 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house.
---
I can only try to imagine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (sWM8x)

224 Chevy Volt: for when you need to blow yourself up on the way there

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

225 Can the drones shoot lasers into the rioters' eyeballs?

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (0Ng0w)

226 Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

They are anarcho communists mixed with bangers and opportunists. Dont trust their good judgement.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (yIDYK)

227 Don't let the cute, furry trenchcoat fool you. These devils are man-eaters who kill and rape.

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (95j/9)

228 >>>But "abundance of caution" whispers to me - get out, not just your family, you too.




Agreed. Items can be replaced. People cannot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (VWp7G)

229 BMW: for when you need to show off your high social status everywhere you go

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

230 Do not apprehend! We need room for the Covid skeptics...

Posted by: MSP PD at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (/52yu)

231 LOL, now they're looking for gunmen with frickin' laser beams.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (VWp7G)

232 Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

This is probably sane. Looting an empty store front is one thing, roaming a suburb with German shepherds and guys wanting to try out their FG-42 semi auto replicas, something else entirely.

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (A5zUN)

233 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house.

Last Oct. we had to evacuated because of fires... Of course it was nowhere near us... It was difficult

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Zmnko)

234 OK Mother Nature I have had enough Summer Hot & Humid weather, Can it be fall now ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (eNnz+)

235 Any chance these riots might sweep the virus nonsense under the rug?


Silver lining?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (QLPEO)

236

When are the riots over the black guy beating the 75 year old white man in the nursing home going to start? When is the media coverage of that going to start? Why do I ask this silly questions?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XvfQ9)

237
212 Suddenly the Usual Suspects have shut the fuck up about staying at home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Yeah, where are all the Karens squawking about masks and social distancing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

238 On Breitbart:

In an address to Chinese military officers at the annual meeting of the National People's Congress (NPC), Communist China's rubber-stamp legislature, dictator Xi Jinping said it was important to "step up preparations for armed combat against various threats", specifically mentioning "Taiwan independence forces."



The phrase you are reaching for is "sporty".

China is collapsing economically, and the only way out, historically for most countries, is war.


Now, back to your Minneapolis is Burning coverage.

Brought to you by Target, AutoZone, Discount Tire, and Wendy's.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

239 209 You know if I was an otter I'd feel lucky to get a gig in a nice aquarium like that. All you have to do is look and act cute and it's free food, medical care clean water, no predators for life. Dream job

Bitches. Don't forget the bitches.

Posted by: why I otter be banned at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (/95aL)

240 Wyatt, any hint of disorder in your AO? There was some scuffling in NYC earlier. Don't think it's become a thing, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)

241 If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!
Posted by: Muldoon


And therein lies a tail.

Posted by: Miklos, Royal Master of the Otters at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)

242 205 60% chance this spreads to The Burbs by the end of the weekend. The PCP is flowing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (qFB9S)

Arugula and diapers don't shoot back. Head on to the suburbs and see what awaits you, I say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (+b1ew)

243 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house. The thought of some looters tearing it up is beyond the pale.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (yIDYK)
---------

I understand. I would be hard-pressed to leave my house too. But, your lives are worth more. You can replace your stuff eventually, if needed. I think it would be wise to take everyone and get out for a few days. Nothing you can do there to ward off rioters. I'm praying for you and the other Morons nearby.

Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)

244 Ram Trucks: for when you need to compensate for your tiny pee-pee

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

245 ''A playful furry mother and a daughter
Who love to frolic; splashing in the water
Cracking mussels on their tummy
"Gosh, that sure is yummy!"
If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!
Posted by: Muldoon ''

An abundance of cuteness tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (gLRfa)

246 If you listen to fools, the mob rules.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (xPl2J)


R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (2N7oZ)

247 >>>Wyatt, any hint of disorder in your AO? There was some scuffling in NYC earlier. Don't think it's become a thing, though.


So far not a peep, and I'm in the busiest division in the city. Philly thugs don't care about riots unless it's a sports championship.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)

248 >>thathalfrican, Please get out while you can . We can coordinate a safe haven for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)

I have very well-armed relatives in White Bear Lake that would host you and yours in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (dmYb7)

249
You're not quite milk enough. You're semi-milk. You're quasi-milk. You're the margarine of milk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)


You're the almond milk of milk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

250 Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)

Thank you. Right now I'm in a holding pattern and I just found out that a friend of ours is next door neighbors with the second in command for the St. Paul force.

They will let that neighbor know if shit gets live and then she'll let us know. So right now holding it down.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)

251 Off Saddles sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (A5zUN)

252 2020, looking more and more like 1968.

Can't wait for the Democrat Party convention. That's gonna be fun.

It'll be interesting to see if more runs are scored during this baseball season or that one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (hku12)

253 Of course, I'm listening to the Minneapolis feed more than my own, but so far we've been fairly quiet for a hot night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)

254 What? What happened to Ronnie James Dio?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (QLPEO)

255 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (32YRo)

256 Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)


Dat's where da white wymen at !!!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (LPnfS)

257 Cry havoc, and loose the otters of war!
Posted by: banned in africa


He never met an otter he didn't like.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (axyOa)

258
Nick DiPaolo: "Maul of America"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (ud0EU)

259 guys wanting to try out their FG-42 semi auto replicas

WANT.

Posted by: banned cool factor at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (/95aL)

260 Yeah, where are all the Karens squawking about masks and social distancing?


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

Everyone knows you can only spread the Virus if you are privileged.

Posted by: Tony Montana at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Z8csD)

261 So what exactly do we pay cops for?

Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.

To protect and serve ?

Protect and serve what ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)

262 As a nation, we need to return to the eminently civilized practice of shooting looters on sight.

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled otters.

Posted by: filbert at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (NiXyF)

263 thathalfrican, stay safe!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

264 255 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (32YRo)

WeirdDave Sex thread is probably more bizarre. This is mild by comparison to that Event Horizon like night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (A5zUN)

265 What? What happened to Ronnie James Dio?


Not much. Still dead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

266 261 So what exactly do we pay cops for?
Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.
To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)


Our jobs, of course. Just got mine back! With full back pay!

Posted by: Broward Coward at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

267 261 So what exactly do we pay cops for?

Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.

To protect and serve ?

Protect and serve what ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP


Just you wait till they get within sight of a Dunkin. Then the policin starts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (+b1ew)

268 I swear this is a Mark Twain quite, but I've barely got internet so I can't source it:

The intelligence level of a mob is basically the intelligence level of the dumbest person in the mob, divided by the number of people in the mob!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (ZMXpM)

269
Surprise!!!

Posted by: Anal Otter at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Y7RNP)

270 244 Ram Trucks: for when you need to compensate for your tiny pee-pee
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Have you ever owned one ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (mhSbP)

271 WeirdDave Sex thread is probably more bizarre. This is mild by comparison to that Event Horizon like night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (A5zUN)

Almost sorry I missed it...almost

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (32YRo)

272 People looting the Game Stop. LOL

Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

273 >>>Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.



Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (VWp7G)

274 jsg, I admit I haven't.
Lemme guess: tons of power, fun to drive. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Wht do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put 'em in the bed with the captain's otter.

Posted by: cabin boy!! calls banned at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (/95aL)

276 Otters? Fucking otters?!

At least you coulda posted some gopher videos.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+oVP5)

277 So right now holding it down.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)


Take care ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (LPnfS)

278 Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (dmYb7)

Thank and God bless you. I may take you up on that.

Email in the nic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (yIDYK)

279 255 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!
---
I dunno--whatever happened in the Morning Report comments must have been epic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (sWM8x)

280 I love you ace!

I've been watching those cute fur balls all day!

Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SISGq)

281 193 Definitely thinking of sending my family off.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

Do you need someplace to stay? I'm 3 hours away, got a cabin on a lake y'all can use...

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (7MUvN)

282 72 People looting the Game Stop. LOL

Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8

Not yet. Probably there to pre-order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (+b1ew)

283 I keep saying it but apparently there has been a large march in Mpls, unconnected to the festivities.

And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store - to *help* keep order, apparently. There were video interviews with volunteer "security" guys, armed, who were protecting a store, last night.

Bizarre, but even with this idiotic ugliness, decency and American voluntarism showing up.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (El6T/)

284 thathalfrican, which direction is the best exit for you. The Horde is all over,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (k16aq)

285 Hide in the bookstore! You'll be safe there!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

286 Otters just want to have fuh-un!

Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (r28kI)

287 Beware the cabin on the lake!

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (QLPEO)

288 And thanks to the morons for the prayers and well wishers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (yIDYK)

289
Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (VWp7G)

I get it, Wyatt. We get frustrated is all. Don't hold it against me. Stay safe, brother.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (mhSbP)

290 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house.

Is your presence and persuasive logic going to dissuade a mob? That's like arguing with a lava flow. It's an unthinking entity.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (/52yu)

291 >>>To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
<<<

The mayor. The union. Each other.

Get back inside, citizen!

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (95j/9)

292 282
72 People looting the Game Stop. LOL



Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8



Not yet. Probably there to pre-order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (+b1ew)

If these rioters keep it up, they are asking for Red Dead Redemption 3...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

293 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)

Sounds like a plan, but be ready for you and yours to haul ass at a moment's notice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ZMXpM)

294 South probably. But I have access and easy access to 52 and 494

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (yIDYK)

295 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!
---
I dunno--whatever happened in the Morning Report comments must have been epic.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Troll got loose and started flinging poo like a crazed monkey.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (GvEen)

296
Wyatt: you got a link for the Minneapolis feed? thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DUIap)

297 So what exactly do we pay cops for?



Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.



To protect and serve ?



Protect and serve what ?





Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)


Their pensions

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (XvfQ9)

298 You mean MG-42 replicas? Smith Machine does Soviet DPM semi-auto replicas, a cool $3K. But mighty cool.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)

299 Looting the Game Stop for that dead guy whatsisname!

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (QLPEO)

300
Otters? Fucking otters?!

At least you coulda posted some gopher videos.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+oVP5)







Between the rapey dolphins, face-sized spiders, candiru penis fish and the surprise anal otters, we're giving Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom a run for it's money.

*cues up Gutfeld's "Animals are Great" jingle*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (EGyGV)

301
WTF?
"Governor" Whitmer told stores what they could and couldn't sell??

I just saw a (old-ish) clip of her and her stupid sign language idiot telling stores they can't sell "flooring and painting" etc. but they can sell food etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ud0EU)

302 thathalfrican, prayers for the safety of you and your family

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)

303 285 Hide in the bookstore! You'll be safe there!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

Are there any stand alone bookstores left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (A5zUN)

304 https://tinyurl.com/y7ahgz8k
St. Paul dispatch feed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

305 thathalfrican, Imma sign off now to pray God keeps you safe, whatever you and your family decide.

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (0Ng0w)

306 They are the most adorable little buggers.
Especially when they hold their babies while floating on their backs.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

307 Alton, one source is Agenda Free News on UToob - he's playing the scanner for St Paul, and vectoring viewers to various streams and broadcasts as they are noted by people sending him notes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)

308
If you want a friend in this town get an otter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mht8P)

309 274 jsg, I admit I haven't.
Lemme guess: tons of power, fun to drive. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

I don't know. I have a '95 Dakota weekend warrior with a 318 that ain't half bad and can get out of it's own way. That's about it I don't do the Monster truck thing.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mhSbP)

310 The intelligence level of a mob is basically the intelligence level of the dumbest person in the mob, divided by the number of people in the mob!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

" A mob will decide according to the loudest shouts of the biggest fool."

Posted by: Miklos, happy to help at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

311
Yikes, I can't get this nasty sock off...

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (Y7RNP)

312 Why am I thinking about the mob like a zombie horde and thinking stay off main thoroughfares. Too many video games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (A5zUN)

313
Never mind.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Y7RNP)

314
Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (ud0EU)

315 Fraiser Crane, G-D Bless you. This is the Horde spirit.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (k16aq)

316 Otters??!?

Surprise anal can't be far behind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Z4rgH)

317 Jeez, California. Where are their GD masks?

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (fEY/q)

318 @273: "Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed."

I think people elsewhere grossly underestimate the size of these looting crowds. It's not just two or three dozen people on bicycles. Worst case, it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (+oVP5)

319 And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store - to *help* keep order, apparently. There were video interviews with volunteer "security" guys, armed, who were protecting a store, last night.
====

Obviously vicious, white nationalist racists looking to gun down innocent African-American men.

Posted by: MSM at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (iydjf)

320 "Otter? I've heard of you."

"What have you heard, Ottershane?"

"I heard you're a low down Yankee otter!"

"Prove it."

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (32YRo)

321
Holy shit, did you see the tranny sign language guy with Whitmer?? Horrific.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ud0EU)

322 Wyatt, I stay a million miles from second-guessing, but even with the "situation" with the Floyd incident .... I have trouble accepting just letting disorder, danger, and damage run rampant like this. We both know a show of will can shut down most things like this pretty quickly. I am getting a whiff of LAPD/Rodney King riots here, which was a disaster.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)

323 You mean MG-42 replicas? Smith Machine does Soviet DPM semi-auto replicas, a cool $3K. But mighty cool.
Posted by: rhomboid


Cheaper in the Old Countries.

More authentic-er too.

Posted by: Miklos, formerly licensed at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)

324 It's not just two or three dozen people on bicycles. Worst case, it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (+oVP5)


Go TEAM!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (sy5kK)

325
I just saw a (old-ish) clip of her and her stupid sign language
idiot telling stores they can't sell "flooring and painting" etc. but
they can sell food etc.



Oh yeah. Sections of Home Depot/ Menards/ Lowes were closed off. She was also against "seeds," because gardening.

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

326 Agenda Free News requires payment to watch

Posted by: banned boo at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (/95aL)

327
thx, all

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)

328 Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Xb1xU)
*********
All we can hope is that Trump's team is gathering opposition research and will start hammering Biden about being beholden to China,

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (wiXsO)

329 >>> I love you ace!

I've been watching those cute fur balls all day!

Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SISGq


Ya know, if ace is linking live cams for threads, I might have a few suggestions. Just saying.

Posted by: Going yard at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (ImCOk)

330 I like the one floating on his back. No cares, no worries. What a life.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)

331 321


Holy shit, did you see the tranny sign language guy with Whitmer?? Horrific.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ud0EU)

LOL, is that the chick with the eyebrows and googly eyes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

332 316 Otters??!?

Surprise anal can't be far behind.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Z4rgH


True. It's close behind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (+b1ew)

333 FWIW the St. Paul LEO are using "Intrepid", a secure app for cellular comms so we can't hear everything they say. It's not in the app store BTW.... obviously.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)

334
Surprise anal can't be far behind.
Posted by: GnuBreed

*cough*
see 269

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (Y7RNP)

335 Some action in LA again. No details yet. Probably not much.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (El6T/)

336 thathalfrican, here's the thing about staying put with a viable warning system: do you dare to sleep tonight? In a sort-of similar situation (fire, not riots), I did not. Had I had a place to go, out of the path, where I could sleep, I'd have gone there. As it was, I had to stay awake all night.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (dOV9E)

337 I have an old analog radio police/fd scanner.
I turn it on now, nothing.
On any channel.
Has everything gone digital?
(yes, 20 years ago or so)

Anyway, I would have the thing on all day, very low volume.
I could often tell by the tone of the voices whether or not shit was getting real.

Sports events are going to be allowed to be held, no one in the stands. Same with concert venues, no one in the seats.

I am having trouble understanding all of this.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (w7KSn)

338 it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Self organizing entrepreneurial Americans!

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Toqueville saw different at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

339 Are there any stand alone bookstores left?

There's an idea- halfrican, go print out a big Barnes & Noble sign for your house. (And go find a hotel for the night)

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (/52yu)

340
LOL, is that the chick with the eyebrows and googly eyes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


If by chick with googly eyes you mean man who looks Sandra Bernhart, then yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ud0EU)

341 @319: "And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store"

I wish we could gather up a vigilante group to protect the two grocery stores around here.

They were mostly spared last night, but I'm not optimistic they'll stay that way for long without more serious security precautions.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+oVP5)

342 If you want a friend in this town get an otter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mht8P)


I went to the pet store, asked if they had any otter...

Pet store guy: Otter what.

Me: An otter animal

PSG: What otter animal.

Me: An otter

PSG: Otter animal?

Me: Yes.

PSG: You'll have to try an otter store.

Me: Which store is the otter store?

PSG: I don't know, any otter store.

Me: How will I know which store is an otter store?

PSG: It won't be de swan.

Me: I never said I wanted de swan.

PSG: Then what did you come in here for?

Me: Who said anything about cows?

PSG: Third base!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)

343 Twitter: We are the arbiters of truth and will fact check Trump all day and twice on Thursday.

Also Twitter: We've got no opinion on this fake photo of the Minnesota cop accused of murder being at a Trump rally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (+b1ew)

344
I like the one floating on his back. No cares, no worries. What a life.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)


What do you expect? He's at the top of the sex chain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (mht8P)

345 You mean MG-42 replicas? Smith Machine does Soviet DPM semi-auto replicas, a cool $3K. But mighty cool.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)

No FG-42s. Same company. $5k, but I want.

https://tinyurl.com/y6w7zh4c

They make them in .308 and 8mm (at least they used to on the 8mm.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (A5zUN)

346 halfrican I would go with if you send the family, AND have the wife and kids helping scan media for roads to avoid. But mainly be with them, don't send them off with only a car to protect them if they would get caught up in shit. You can always come back to protect the house once you have the family in a safe harbor.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (T9Hmo)

347 Dr Siegel just trashed the German she male governor of Michigan.
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?

Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)

348 ''Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.''

If only they had the slave that whispered in your ear that basically"You ain't all that"' like the Romans did.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (gLRfa)

349 338 it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Self organizing entrepreneurial Americans!
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Toqueville saw different at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

The Sicilian Mafia? The Tong? Just expressing their cultural heritage!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (NgKpN)

350 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)

I'd sure like to hear hogmartin's assessment of the SIGNAL app!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (ZMXpM)

351 OK, Horde, who is 25+ miles south on 52 or 494?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (k16aq)

352 Otters hold hands while they sleep!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (SISGq)

353 Email in the nic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off a


It didn't show.

In the URL box type mailto:mymail.com and then your nick will be red.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)

354 @333: "FWIW the St. Paul LEO are using 'Intrepid', a secure app for cellular comms so we can't hear everything they say."

They're also radio frequency jumping between channels reserved for rural MN counties.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (+oVP5)

355 Agenda Free TV is free on UToob - been watching it since last night.

Miklos, a guy (Russian immigrant) had a DP-28 at the range last week, he'd built it from a parts kit, which meant welding the receiver back together. Was cool to see one.

I've researched the PPsh-41 kits and unfortunately they require significant metal work beyond my ability.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (El6T/)

356 PSG: Third base!
Posted by: BurtTC


Why I otter....

Posted by: Moe "Miklos" Howard at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

357 347 Dr Siegel just trashed the German she male governor of Michigan.
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)


"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)

358 Great movie, "The Wanderers". I'm not a gang/gun moll type but I find these gang movies fascinating. It would make a good light pairing with the darker "The Warriors".

Per Wiki: The crew also encountered trouble from former members of the "real" Baldies, who complained the film portrayed the Baldies incorrectly, saying: "[The movie] is a lie! This was not a bad neighborhood. There was no crime, no robbery. Murder, yes, but no crime!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

359 341 @319: "And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store"

I wish we could gather up a vigilante group to protect the two grocery stores around here.

They were mostly spared last night, but I'm not optimistic they'll stay that way for long without more serious security precautions.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+oVP5)

Clearly these Racist Bikers will need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, for their vigilante behavior!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (NgKpN)

360 Works?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:54 PM (yIDYK)

361 New business idea: "Rooftop Koreans For Hire."

The franchise rights alone...

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E)

362 You guys do realize Ace is a man who looks like Sandra Bernhard?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

363
An otter with the bloodied nose are the females during mating season.
The instead of grabbing them by the hoha the males grab them by the nose with their teeth.
Also the aquarium has a big ass octopus as well.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (t6XCL)

364 He broke me. Ace broke me.

Posted by: Sandra Bernhard at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (sWM8x)

365 ''Otters hold hands while they sleep!''

Aww..really? So cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (gLRfa)

366

Mike's (Lindell) 14 near death experiences. 14.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XvfQ9)

367 You're a lying dog-faced otter soldier.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (pK7cg)

368
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)

369 365 ''Otters hold hands while they sleep!''

Aww..really? So cute.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (gLRfa)


So do NeverTrumpers.

Not nearly as cute.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)

370 A nice .22lr with a scope will hold off a crowd pretty good, at a distance.
It will at least give them pause.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (w7KSn)

371 @362: "You guys do realize Ace is a man who looks like Sandra Bernhard?"

Sounds like Ace has a future in sign language translation if blogging and professional shelf installation doesn't succeed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (+oVP5)

372
Tobacco store owner fired off a shotgun round into the air.
Rioters moved next door.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Rz5ej)

373 Shit, halfrican

Be safe. Stay with your family. Things can be replaced.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (SISGq)

374 I've researched the PPsh-41 kits and unfortunately they require significant metal work beyond my ability.
Posted by: rhomboid


Shhhh

PPshhhhh


The Hungarians have items that are not officially for sale. Officially.

Czechs, Slovaks and Poles the same.

DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE BULGARIANS

Posted by: MiklosIMPEX at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)

375 347 Dr Siegel just trashed the German she male governor of Michigan.
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)


Different leverage, different strategy.

The POTUS has a lot of back-channel stuff he can use without telling the press.

But Whitmer, by her actions, shows that she is an enemy of the United States.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

376 368
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)


Better than that teen Wolf guy from Star Wars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (+b1ew)

377 Oh, not at all. My department is chock full or morons - the small M morons. Didn't mean to get all Karen-y.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)

378 I get it, Wyatt. We get frustrated is all. Don't hold it against me. Stay safe, brother.



My reply was for this. Apparently I am also a small M moron.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)

379 thathalfrican - note that incident against car in residential area at N. Griggs and Lafond - have no idea if that's near you, but it's off the commercial avenues

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)

380


Oh bullshit! Fck you Mike Tobin. "They don't want to wait for the process." They just want to loot and riot you fucking twat. It has nothing to do with George Floyd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (XvfQ9)

381 368
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)

Didn't a cob post a screen cap of ace doing a talking head show WAAAAY back?

All I remember is thinking: I bet that dude has to shave starting at his eyelids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (A5zUN)

382 372
Tobacco store owner fired off a shotgun round into the air.
Rioters moved next door.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Rz5ej)


We call that Korean Student Body Right.

Posted by: Korean Coaching Staff at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

383
Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (ud0EU)

384
They make them in .308 and 8mm (at least they used to on the 8mm.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----

The Mauser M98 round? Jeebers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (pK7cg)

385 Tobacco store owner fired shotgun as warning shot - apparently it worked.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (El6T/)

386 "Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?"

Never stop your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (6XZdO)

387 Oops /Paste eater

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (pK7cg)

388 Mike's (Lindell) 14 near death experiences. 14.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Pillow goes under head

Not over

Posted by: Miklos, happy that Mike learned this at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)

389 >>>Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps.


Very pretty, but agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (bkUtD)

390 halfrican, sig worked this time. Prayers to you and your family for your safety.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (ExnWy)

391 @383: "Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps."

To be fair, Niles would never gonna fall for a big breasted woman.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (+oVP5)

392 OK, Horde, who is 25+ miles south on 52 or 494?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (k16aq)
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I'm just south of 169 and 13, but we're up north for 5 days, took the grandkids. Their parents are supposed to come up tomorrow but the son in laws dept has been called in to help out in St Paul. Prayers up, he's a good man.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (wGGAu)

393
Niles is homo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (ud0EU)

394
Shit!
They're chasing cars on the highway!
Boys, I'd get to high ground and hunker down.
Knock down anything that threatens.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (Rz5ej)

395 There was at least one guy shot by a store-owner (I think) last night. Dunno how that turned out.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)

396 Halfrican, time to move.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

397 Prayers up, he's a good man.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (wGGAu)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (ZMXpM)

398 Is the national guard there yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (+b1ew)

399 If you live in the country, you get to point and laugh.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (mhSbP)

400 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

401 "Dunno how that turned out."

mothafukka dead

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

402 *ponders stocking up on #1 buck*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)

403
MSNBC talking-head clips on Tucker show me who the most dangerous enemy is.

And who the rioters get their ideas from.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (sy5kK)

404 >>>Is the national guard there yet?


I'm hoping for napalm. University of Minnesota cut ties with the MPD yesterday. It's gonna suck when the rioters trash the campus and the cops sit by and giggle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (bkUtD)

405 ''Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.''

***********


Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (m45I2)

406 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

Think of the savings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)

407 Niles is homo.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Ima declassify yo ass

Posted by: Ric Grenell, Ass Buster par Excellance at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)

408

Did anyone know that Hannity does mixed martial arts? He hardly ever mentions it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (XvfQ9)

409 400 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

A dollah makes me hollah!

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (mhSbP)

410 Rhomboid. Not close to me thankfully.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (yIDYK)

411 I am assuming you are talking about the unpleasantness in Minneapolis. Not a typical day in any other blue city.

Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (90T4r)

412 >>>I am assuming you are talking about the unpleasantness in Minneapolis. Not a typical day in any other blue city.



A little of both.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (bkUtD)

413 Oh, halfrican, that's awful. My two cents: if you've got a route planned and a safe place for your family, go with them.

I see the videos and think of Detroit. The riots were before I was born, but the burned husks of the highrises still stood on Brush Street when I attended Wayne State in the '90s. Detroit was a bigger, better city than Minneapolis is now. The looters and arsonists will wreck things for so many people, they have no idea.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (/+bwe)

414 Chasing cars on a freeway does not seem like a good life choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (A5zUN)

415 @394: "They're chasing cars on the highway!"

In the grand scheme of things, most of the looting has been somewhat restrained so far.

I'll begin to really, really worry if they start smashing up random apartment buildings and houses, but if we're being honest, then I gotta say that kinda property damage increases the odds of live fire retaliation exponentially.

Cosplay anarchists aren't that brave. Some of the little bangers traveling in unlicensed car packs might be, but not the macho pink haired college types.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (+oVP5)

416 Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (/+bwe)

I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (yIDYK)

417 I'd sure like to hear hogmartin's assessment of the SIGNAL app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (ZMXpM)


I haven't researched Signal at all. It's got a few CVEs out*, but I haven't used it so I can't say how exploitable they are, and none of them appears at first glance to be something you could use to hijack a session. Telegram has a vulnerability that was exploited during the HK protests; if you have access to every possible phone number in a region (like China does), you can just add them all to your contacts list and wait for them to show up.

*
https://tinyurl.com/yb7y4j2k

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

418 I'm a little behind now.

But 1% - the Quisling of Milk - made me laugh out loud. Luckily, in my hotel room.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (QgEgJ)

419
414 Chasing cars on a freeway does not seem like a good life choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (A5zUN)

Dogs gonna be dogs.

Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (90T4r)

420 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Buy a man food from a Dollar Tree, he will eat for a day.

Teach him to loot a Dollar Tree, and he will eat until he loots the Family Dollar.

Posted by: Wisdom by Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

421 >>>I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.


Cleveland!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (bkUtD)

422
This might offend; you've been warned...


I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.

They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ud0EU)

423 402 *ponders stocking up on #1 buck*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)


If you can't find any, I can lend you some.

Also have double-aught and #4 Buck, but I am kinda short on slugs.

Sorry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

424 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (+oVP5)

You still holed up in your apartment? Doing ok?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (yIDYK)

425 Trump "excited" about all kinds of your $$$ (well, digital dollars created by keystrokes and underwritten mostly by a world so effed up that *our* paper is the most secure) going to various transportation things around the country.

Including something in Portland.

Where anyone supporting him can be literally assaulted - maybe killed - in plain view, with the complete indifference of "law enforcement" or most of the population.

Put a sock in the 1970s NYC Democrat pork-barrel PR, Donnie.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/)

426 Listening to Tucker, it's obvious that Minneapolis is doing everything possible to guarantee that this keeps on getting bigger and bigger. They're out and out inviting people to loot by their weak response.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)

427 Shouldn't those otters be stealing TVs from target to protest the white Europeans from skinning their asses and selling their their pelts. Burn it all down, otter mofos!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (+qbBa)

428 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (bkUtD)

East Cleveland to be precise.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (yIDYK)

429 Sounds like a bunch of lowlifes, using a dead guy as a pretext to act like lowlifes.

Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (90T4r)

430
Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had

Their other job is waving the ostrich-feather flabellums when the governor is carried on the sedia gestatoria.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (mht8P)

431 >>>East Cleveland to be precise.


Maybe you'll meet TruCon Hugh Hewitt! /eyeroll

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (bkUtD)

432 The Land of Cleavage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (A5zUN)

433 I haven't researched Signal at all. It's got a few CVEs out



CVE=escort Carrier

Ok I want

It's like a Starter Hobby Carrier

Posted by: Miklos Mitscher at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

434 I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.
They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ud0EU)

what kind of faces do they make when you're fucking them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (V2Yro)

435 @424: "You still holed up in your apartment? Doing ok?"

Okay, so far, and thanks for asking.

I walked the neighborhood last night between midnight and 3am. I wanted to keep an eye on things and see for myself.

Tonight, no walking around, but I will sit our parking lot, and make sure no one comes here to cause trouble.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (+oVP5)

436 402 *ponders stocking up on #1 buck*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)

Mike, if you be pondering, I be wondering.

why you ain't been listening to Weasel.

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (fEY/q)

437 thathalfrican, A wise man is proactive not reactive.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (k16aq)

438 The Land of Cleavage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Land that Gravity Forgot

Posted by: Miklosian B-Movies in Panacolor 'cause budget at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

439 I'm Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Posted by: Otter at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (kVr0X)

440
Good man, Walter.
Don't be a hero. Make sure any first call is family, second 911, third attorney.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (Rz5ej)

441 420 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Buy a man food from a Dollar Tree, he will eat for a day.

Teach him to loot a Dollar Tree, and he will eat until he loots the Family Dollar.
Posted by: Wisdom by Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

It's the Kaboom Kids. They don't think they're worth any more than Dollar Tree loot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

442 When are the riots over the black guy beating the 75 year old white man in the nursing home going to start?Why do I ask this silly questions?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XvfQ9)

When are riots starting in Wichita for the innocent guy who was SWATted and shot by police for stepping outside on his porch?

Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (r28kI)

443 CVE=escort Carrier

Ok I want

It's like a Starter Hobby Carrier
Posted by: Miklos Mitscher at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)


Calling them "Jeep Carriers" just makes me want to ramp jeeps off the flight deck into the water.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

444 I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.

-

Hang dai. Fathers have different obligations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (RrgoP)

445 Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (k16aq)

I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (yIDYK)

446 It concerns me that reading the word-otter-makes me wince reflexively. Will it ever be thus, or is this something one grows out of?

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2E8pG)

447 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (+oVP5)

Dont be a hero fam.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (yIDYK)

448 438 The Land of Cleavage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Land that Gravity Forgot
Posted by: Miklosian B-Movies in Panacolor 'cause budget at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

---------

Planet of Perkiness

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (kVr0X)

449 Shots fired at/near CO capitol in Denver.

Now, that's wrong, obviously, but need to admit I sympathize with the sentiment (though probably for completely different reasons ....).

I don't know, I don't have the sense the festivities will spread all that much. Though the truly astonishingly stupid and corrupt people running Dem cities now might make it possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (El6T/)

450 Mike's (Lindell) 14 near death experiences. 14.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XvfQ9)


sometimes Life has got to curbstomp you a couple of times to get through.
Hitting bottom may not be enough to get someone's attention.

Mr. Lindell was clearly is a resistant learner.


(coming back is hard, very hard. I do not make fun of anyone for making it. However, sometimes you got to accept that things happen for a reason, and follow up with a "but WTF man!")

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (WyVLE)

451 At least Walter is straight up about it.

Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (QgEgJ)

452 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
--

I hope someone gets video of the gangsta guys wearing glow stick necklaces.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (RrgoP)

453 I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.

************

Flip the bird, both hands

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (m45I2)

454 CVE - Combustible Vulnerable Expendable

Converted cargo ships, they didn't do well in combat - weren't meant to take hits.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:14 PM (El6T/)

455 Robbie - you are right and I am prepared. Got a plan.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:14 PM (yIDYK)

456 I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.




Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (GvEen)

457 >> I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.


This. So rude.

Though I do enjoy a Karen with like 1 semester of American Sign trying to talk to an actual Signer.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1PzFi)

458 Did anyone steal a job application?

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (mhSbP)

459 They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.

-

We're close friends with a deaf couple. The added context matters a LOT. Those faces are part of the language.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (RrgoP)

460 Scarlett gets the job done.
https://tinyurl.com/ybt5nyed

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)

461 Tucker just called them rioters.
Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)



Riotters?

Posted by: Smash'em at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1gV6P)

462 I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.

--------

The fake ones are kind of funny. The rest are bullshit virtue signaling tools that are supposed to scream INCLUSIVE.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (kVr0X)

463 458 Did anyone steal a job application?
Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (mhSbP)

Whatever happened to that urchin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (A5zUN)

464 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)

465 Half - remember the Legion of Gloom ? Keep it on the down low.


*Too Sweet*

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QgEgJ)

466 Its A dangerous mutant and should be killed.

You sound like the attending doctor at my birth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (abAu5)

467 I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM

Good. I hope it doesn't come to that.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (/+bwe)

468 Test

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (eJn7u)

469 Dollar stores have the beer.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QLPEO)

470 Off fat kid sock

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (mhSbP)

471 Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QgEgJ)

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Too sweet.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (yIDYK)

472 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)

----------

*looks around*

*puffs pipe*

We shall see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)

473 60 Scarlett gets the job done.
https://tinyurl.com/ybt5nyed
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)


Risky link of the day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (+b1ew)

474 Riotters?
Posted by: Smash'em at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1gV6P)

Donald!
Daisy!
Goofy!
Pluto!
Minney!
Mickey!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (A5zUN)

475 thathalfrican:

If you've got one, walk with a cane. No one will bother you for having a stick you can beat people with, and you've got a stick you can beat people with if you need it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (RrgoP)

476 Unbanned???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (eJn7u)

477 >>I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.


Have you started Armoring Up your Vehicle with Various Household Items?

Be nice to have a Cattle Pusher when the time comes.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (1PzFi)

478 >>> 451 At least Walter is straight up about it.

Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (QgEgJ)

?

Lloyd is in the *other* northern MI state, Michigan.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (0ReGO)

479

Hey, thathalfrican, stay safe!

There is a large similar sentiment in Seattle, but since we have had legal weed for 7 years now, all most of them want is free pizza, and they are still waiting for delivery.

So far.


In the meantime, nothing wrong with loading magazines.

Can never have too many loaded magazines.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

480 >>>I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.



You know what I hate? Carnies. Circus folk. Smell like cabbage.

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)

481 Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)





Risky link of the day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (+b1ew)
Everybody's fully clothed, but, um, something is prominent.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (0V/8D)

482 472 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)

----------

*looks around*

*puffs pipe*

We shall see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)


*tightens silk bathrobe sash*

*pours a brandy*

*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)

483 Robbie - no cane. Got a bo staff somewhere.

Garret - lol nope we just dipping.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (yIDYK)

484 406 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)



I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

485 The #1 concern of governors nationwide, is that the hearing impaired community doesn't miss out on all the incredible wisdom they spew.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (6XZdO)

486 469 Dollar stores have the beer.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QLPEO)

Really? What kind of beer?

Red,White, and Blue? Old Milwaukee? Piels?

Hard pass.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (mhSbP)

487 446 It concerns me that reading the word-otter-makes me wince reflexively. Will it ever be thus, or is this something one grows out of?
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2E8pG)


Consider the wise words of Lawrence in Office Space:

"Protect your cornhole, Bud"

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)

488 Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.


Discreet


I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.

Some people (flips hair dismissively)

Posted by: Miklos, who sees official writer people write "discrete" at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

489 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)

*puts on red bandana*

*takes shirt off*

*goes for machine gun*

*realizes I have no machine gun and am out of shape*

*puts shirt back on*

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (yIDYK)

490
The #1 concern of governors nationwide, is that the hearing impaired community doesn't miss out on all the incredible wisdom they spew.
Posted by: Chris M

Closed Caption is just in Beta.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Rz5ej)

491 Up twinkles both hands, left hand "OK" sign, right index finger in the hole, "Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl", hand binoculars, fingers in ears, tea-sipper little finger extended, thumb and pinkie finger extended hold up to ear mouth "call me", Australian crawl, pinch nose with thumb and index finger, snap fingers three times, bunny ears hop right to left, change hands hop left to right, finger gun thumb hammer "bang, bang, bang", Itsy bitsy spider up the waterspout, Three Stooges eye poke.

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (m45I2)

492 484 406 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)



I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

Yeah that one was pretty good.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (mhSbP)

493 Robbie - no cane. Got a bo staff somewhere.

-

I comment about it often, but you can have a three foot piece of hardwood with a rubber tip at the ground end and the cops at the court house will smile hold the door for you to come in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (RrgoP)

494
why you ain't been listening to Weasel.
Posted by: RI Red
-------

I hang on every word that the man utters, but, I'm a procrastinator. There, I said it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (GBHAb)

495 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (yIDYK)
Reach out to Insom or Weasel to get my email. Hang in there.

And seriously - we're getting close to bail time. Time to vote with your feet.

*too sweet*

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (QgEgJ)

496 I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.

No way!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (abAu5)

497 I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.

Some people (flips hair dismissively)
Posted by: Miklos


Now I'm seeing Kenneth Mars from What's Up Doc.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (Qf83p)

498 Inhale, and...

Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave...

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:22 PM (m45I2)

499 I can't stop laughing.
---
Yeah, Hrothgar got me with that one, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)

500

Remember, if the police refuse to keep order, they are part of the problem, not the solution. Be it in Minneapolis, Portland, or Seattle.

No matter who pays them.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)

501 wanking motion

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (m45I2)

502 *looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Handsome leather bound books.

If you bought them for the looks (lawyers bought lots), the crazy stuff inside is an actual language.

Really.

Posted by: Miklos, former Hungarian antique exporter at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

503 She may be a bad actress, but her cleavage is acceptable:

https://tinyurl.com/yct639gl

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (A5zUN)

504 Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (QgEgJ)

Will do but if you're still here. Email is in the nic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (yIDYK)

505 482 *tightens silk bathrobe sash*
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)


*tightens mink jock strap*
*pours a well-aged Armagnac*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather-bound hoes*

"Well, I guess it's back to jail soon"

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

506 Can never have too many loaded magazines.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

Step # 1: buy more magazines

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ZMXpM)

507 Auto Zone on fire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)

508 Step # 1: buy more magazines
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ZMXpM)

Didn't Playboy go out of business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)

509 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (m45I2)

510 I'm not sure we should really consider Ice Cream Sandwiches as Sandwiches.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (1PzFi)

511 There's a story of a wedding photographer in Texas that is threatening to sue one of their customers, after he complained publicly that they wouldn't refund his deposit after his fiance died. Talk about bad will!

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (6XZdO)

512 505 482 *tightens silk bathrobe sash*
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)

*tightens mink jock strap*
*pours a well-aged Armagnac*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather-bound hoes*

"Well, I guess it's back to jail soon"
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

*scratches crotch*
*smells fingers*
*starts looking for the Fabreeze*

Posted by: Cultured Moron at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (A5zUN)

513 507 Auto Zone on fire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)


This wheel's on fire?
Rolling down the road?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)

514 In the United States Navy, Aircraft Carriers consist of ships commissioned with hull classification symbols CV (aircraft carrier), CVA (attack aircraft carrier), CVB (large aircraft carrier), CVL (light aircraft carrier), CVN aircraft carrier (nuclear propulsion).

The "America" class (2) LHA are considered "light aircraft carriers" because they can carry up to 12-ish F-35B (V-TOL) stealth fighters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (3H9h1)

515 507 Auto Zone on fire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x


It's the cans! Stay away from the cans!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (+b1ew)

516 I hang on every word that the man utters, but, I'm a procrastinator. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Thin air up there top o' th' mountain.

Slows a man down sometimes.

Posted by: Miklos, at c. 217 feet above Sea Level at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

517 What is black and brown communities in progressive speak?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:27 PM (vRd8t)

518 510 I'm not sure we should really consider Ice Cream Sandwiches as Sandwiches.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (1PzFi)


Jonah? Is that you?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)

519 What is black and brown communities in progressive speak?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


The Urban Market.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Qf83p)

520 If someone shouted "get down" at the rioters would they all start dancing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

521 If you bought them for the looks (lawyers bought lots), the crazy stuff inside is an actual language.

Really.
Posted by: Miklos, former Hungarian antique exporter at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)


There's...like stuff inside??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (+b1ew)

522 507 Auto Zone on fire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)

Started stocking Tesla parts ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (mhSbP)

523 Yeah, Hrothgar got me with that one, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)

And I did it with a marginal internet link, standing on a chalk mark with my iPhone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (ZMXpM)

524 Is it time for cops to open fire?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (yIDYK)

525 520 If someone shouted "get down" at the rioters would they all start dancing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)


I first heard that joke in 1967.

Vietnam themed, but the same joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

526 520 If someone shouted "get down" at the rioters would they all start dancing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)


I would...

*moon walks while keeping eye contact*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (+b1ew)

527 519 What is black and brown communities in progressive speak?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

The Urban Market.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Qf83p)


One of the best lines in the great Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels was:

The Urban Market once stole my television.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

528 I first heard that joke in 1967.

Vietnam themed, but the same joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

I know, blushing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

529 If you didn't snatch a 65" OLED during this fiasco, you ain't black.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (mhSbP)

530 They're having trouble organizing enough police to protect the firemen who need to get to the Auto Zone fire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (sWM8x)

531 /sock
Posted by: Muldoon


THIS is the kind of meta-concept only Dali and Gertude Stein could have come up with after an all-night absinthe bender.

Or Muldoon

Posted by: Miklos, dilettante aesthete at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

532 I would...

*moon walks while keeping eye contact*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (+b1ew)

Too much eye contact can be creepy.

Posted by: Possibly talking about something else... at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (A5zUN)

533 524 Is it time for cops to open fire?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (yIDYK)


Whether it is or not, I don't think they will do that.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

534 Didn't Playboy go out of business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)

Good riddance I say!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (ZMXpM)

535 >>> 511 There's a story of a wedding photographer in Texas that is threatening to sue one of their customers, after he complained publicly that they wouldn't refund his deposit after his fiance died. Talk about bad will!
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (6XZdO)

Well... how exactly did the fiance die??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (0ReGO)

536 I'm just saying.

I serve you two pieces of wafer thin bread with a slab of cheese between them, the first thing you are gonna ask me - "You call this a Sandwich?".

It's really a poor choice. A Chipwich is more Snadwich than an Ice Cream Sandwich and even they had the decency to come up with a (mostly) unique name.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (1PzFi)

537 Too much eye contact can be creepy.
Posted by: Possibly talking about something else... at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (A5zUN)


That's why you wink every minute or so. Puts the ladies at ease.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (+b1ew)

538
Thin air up there top o' th' mountain.

Slows a man down sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos
--------
" Time passes slowly up here in the mountains. We sit beside bridges and walk beside fountains. And catch the wild fishes that swim in the streams. Time passes slow when you're lost in a dream."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (pK7cg)

539 Riotters?

Italian cheese, right?

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)

540 524 Is it time for cops to open fire?

We've been listening to the scanner for St. Paul for about 6 hours. There is no incentive for the PoPo to go on the offensive from what we're hearing.

They run from fire to fire, looting to looting and do nothing but observe.

We've heard an occasional call for "gas" (tear gas) but nothing more.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (3H9h1)

541 404 >>>Is the national guard there yet?

I'm hoping for napalm. University of Minnesota cut ties with the MPD yesterday. It's gonna suck when the rioters trash the campus and the cops sit by and giggle.

-------

I am so hoping for this. A commie University burning to the ground would be the perfect accompaniment for my popcorn indulgence.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (TnwAJ)

542 528 I first heard that joke in 1967.

Vietnam themed, but the same joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

I know, blushing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)


And the truth shall set you free!

Except for some parts of Minneapolis, apparently.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

543 As a horny teen, in the pre-Internet era, I loved Playboy, and hated Hustler. Playboy showed a lot less of the goodies, but they seemed to really appreciate all that is wonderful about women. Hustler showed it all, but they seemed to hate women. Easy choice.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)

544 You ain't black if you ain't stealing a single display tire before burning down the Dollar Tree!

Posted by: Jo Biden at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (Sc1df)

545 The "America" class (2) LHA are considered "light aircraft carriers" because they can carry up to 12-ish F-35B (V-TOL) stealth fighters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


OK-right now I'm just learning to drive a big-ass motorhome.

Much bigger than the bus I took to school.

Posted by: Short Bus Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

546 Its people

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

547 Penthouse was better than hustler.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (+b1ew)

548 As a horny teen, in the pre-Internet era, I loved Playboy, and hated Hustler. Playboy showed a lot less of the goodies, but they seemed to really appreciate all that is wonderful about women. Hustler showed it all, but they seemed to hate women. Easy choice.
Posted by: Splunge



Hah. So true.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (Qf83p)

549 540

When the rioters get really out of control, I'm really hoping for some armed citizens to take action.

In the big scheme of things, it's time.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (TnwAJ)

550 Whether it is or not, I don't think they will do that.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

I think you are right, that is not going to happen!

Food for thought, all this took was one idiot cop acting like the anointed lord of the jungle...

Of course years of media and progressive ground work might have had a bit to do with it!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)

551 547 Penthouse was better than hustler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (+b1ew)

Usual quality/inverse creepiness:

Playboy > Penthouse > Hustler

Honorable mention: Juggs, Swank, Club (somethingorother)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (A5zUN)

552 >>Penthouse was better than hustler.


Until the pee pictorials started.

That was a bridge too far. I was always wondering who had to clean that up.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)

553 Oui was another less than tasteful one.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)

554 Of course years of media and progressive ground work might have had a bit to do with it!
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)


I never get the credit I deserve.

- Joy Reed, MSNBC.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (sy5kK)

555 550 Food for thought, all this took was one idiot cop acting like the anointed lord of the jungle...
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)


That's one theory, but I don't think it's the right one. I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)

556 551 just think, most of those sexy bodies you looked at are all old ladies now

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)

557 It's not murder. It's anger management.

It's not riots. It's protests.

It's not butter. It's margarine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (+b1ew)

558 543 As a horny teen, in the pre-Internet era, I loved Playboy, and hated Hustler. Playboy showed a lot less of the goodies, but they seemed to really appreciate all that is wonderful about women. Hustler showed it all, but they seemed to hate women. Easy choice.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)

Yeah, Hustler was for the acne-infected-get-my-jerk-on crowd.

I cancelled my subscription last month.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (mhSbP)

559 So...

This Chauvin guy appears to have be an asshole of longstanding.

So long that Amy Kooklafranandbutcher declined to prosecute him for previous instances of assholishness.

I guess Sen. Saladcomb is out of the Veep stakes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (XrCyE)

560 When the rioters get really out of control, I'm really hoping for some armed citizens to take action.†

In the big scheme of things, it's time.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (TnwAJ

For those wondering how difficult a revolution might be this is a glimpse.

Or shall we say CW2.

Posted by: National Divorce at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (SJDa9)

561 Hustler did have the funniest fuckin' cartoons, though.


Also : Beaaver Hunt

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (1PzFi)

562 556 551 just think, most of those sexy bodies you looked at are all old ladies now
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)

No shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (A5zUN)

563 A Chipwich is more Snadwich than an Ice Cream Sandwich and even they had the decency to come up with a (mostly) unique name.
Posted by: garrett


If you visit the Congressional Restaurant in DC, avoid the Nadwich.

Big, but not tasty.

Posted by: Rep. Swallowswell at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

564 That's one theory, but I don't think it's the right
one. I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else
would he be so sanguine about being filmed?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)


He was showing the onlookers that he couldn't be told what to do?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (WyVLE)

565 Until the pee pictorials started.

That was a bridge too far. I was always wondering who had to clean that up.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi


Say wha? Seriously?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)

566 I really just wanted a Carvel Flying Saucer.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (1PzFi)

567 Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)

The pectorals never made sense to me either.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (yIDYK)

568 CNN has an atmospheric expert on

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

569 I was a Penthouse subscriber. All I remember is a Caligula pictorial.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

570 Broadcastfly link for St. Paul riots....

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (3H9h1)

571 >>Say wha? Seriously?


Yeah in like 93-4 they started that shit. Not a fan.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (1PzFi)

572 Say wha? Seriously?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)

Yeah, Penthouse got really weird there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (A5zUN)

573 546 Its people
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)



Hey! That's a trade secret...

Posted by: Soylent Green at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (1gV6P)

574 "Menstrual Hygiene Day" I couldn't make this up if I tried.

https://twitter.com/JohnTory/status/1265972099203678213

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (48RE5)

575
Well, they've started drinking. Not gonna go well.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Y7RNP)

576 CNN has an atmospheric expert on

Like fog machines and stuff?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XrCyE)

577 I guess Sen. Saladcomb is out of the Veep stakes.
Posted by: Circa

"Huffs off to second home, PEON"

Posted by: Sen. Kombuchar at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

578 562 556 551 Techie &Aetius451AD

True, but with experience. And you can talk to them, after you recover.
Ben Franklin was right.

Older women that are not Leftists rock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

579 I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns.

That REALLY is some niche porn right there ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (LPnfS)

580 Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Y7RNP)

The rioters?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (yIDYK)

581 CNN has an atmospheric expert on
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

Is there a fog machine on. That's my concept of atmosphere.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

582 569 I was a Penthouse subscriber. All I remember is a Caligula pictorial.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

---------

That was hot. I still get a boner every time I buy a bottle of Caesar salad dressing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (kVr0X)

583 Remember when magazines started including scratch and sniff folds in the ads for cologne and perfume?


It dawned on me that Larry Flynt probably asked someone if he could include 'other scents'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (+b1ew)

584 Nothing says atmosphere like Blacklight Posters.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (1PzFi)

585 Playboy had better photographers than any of the other mags. More art to it than blasting close-ups of crotches.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)

586 556 551 just think, most of those sexy bodies you looked at are all old ladies now
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)


A year or two ago, I read a story about some Playboy centerfolds from the '70's. Lots of pictures, too.

And yes, I recalled those names from my pre-drivers license days. Most of them still looked mighty fine, definitely holding up well. Better than me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (sy5kK)

587 They're rocking the firemen responding to the Auto Zone. Police are moving to intervene. Firemen are wearing masks in case the police need to use tear gas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (sWM8x)

588 I have to confess, I get concerned when Northernlurker and I do the Horde hivemind thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (XrCyE)

589 "I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?"

I think he'd used the knee on the neck move before, but that was a long time ago, and he's gained a lot of weight since then.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (6XZdO)

590 CNN has an atmospheric expert on

Like fog machines and stuff?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XrCyE)

I'm so sorry. I hate being a plagiarist.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

591 She was basically saying aerosols are extremely dangerous

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (PUmDY)

592 Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)

Probably should have included "stupid" in the cop's description, although I thought the "idiot" term covered that; trained or untrained intelligent civilized law enforcement officers do not act like that!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ZMXpM)

593 Broadcastfly link for St. Paul riots....



Where the rioters merely protest
Arsonists are always nice
And all the immigrants are above average

Posted by: Garrison Keillor, or maybe Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)

594
The rioters?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

Yep. 2 or 3 cases of what looked like 40s, on the sidewalk. Self serve.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Y7RNP)

595 >>Arsonists are always nice


Open Space Activists, please.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (1PzFi)

596 That was hot. I still get a boner every time I buy a bottle of Caesar salad dressing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (kVr0X)

I remember seeing an interview with Malcolm McDowell where he tried to say that he thought they were making a serious movie and then found upon release that they had spliced in 'Hardcore pornography.'

Dude you are an idiot. 1) You were walking through the scenes that they were shooting. 2) YOU WERE WORKING FOR BOB GUICCIONE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (A5zUN)

597 > Honorable mention: Juggs, Swank, Club (somethingorother)

Gallery and Cherie were also on the low-rent end of the porn spectrum.

Or so I've heard. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (hKLpI)

598 Fuck Autozone, save the Dunkin' Donuts

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mhSbP)

599 Genius Miklos

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (yIDYK)

600 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)

601 This wheel's on fire?
Rolling down the road?


The wheel that's on fire keeps on turning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (abAu5)

602 > CNN has an atmospheric expert on

To discuss the alleged on-camera Biden fart?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (hKLpI)

603 Remember when magazines started including scratch and sniff folds


I did that.

Didn't even charge.

Posted by: Teenage Miklosian Anti-Marketing, Bt. at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

604 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)

605 Shaved Snizz, also a lesser quality skin mag.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (1PzFi)

606 Whoo! I was bending over when Ace surprised me with the otters!

That was a scare.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Eicbe)

607 "Nothing says atmosphere like Blacklight Posters."

I found Stairway to Heaven and Steal your Face in my basement, from my college days. In pretty good condition too.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (6XZdO)

608 I don't know where I'll be tomorrow!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (A5zUN)

609 Older women that are not Leftists rock.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

'Cuz they don't yell and they don't swell and they're grateful as hell, so give me an older woman every time

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (48RE5)

610 594
The rioters?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

Yep. 2 or 3 cases of what looked like 40s, on the sidewalk. Self serve.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Y7RNP)


The local Cub foods was giving away free alcohol last night, until they ran out. '

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

611 "Riots"... simply a disagreement between parties that devolves into flames, theft, property damage, murder and mayhem.

Move along citizen. Nothing to see here....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (3H9h1)

612 Nobody loots Pep Boys.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (mhSbP)

613 583 AlaBAMA

I have the old 3.5" disk game Leather God of Phobos. With the scratch and sniff cards. At the time I was weirded out, and never played it. It's in storage. Hmmm.

That's a long way to say they can put "that" scent in scratch off cards. The technology exists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

614 Cherie - I remember a boss folding out a Spread of Cherie and reacting with :

"You could serve a martini in that!"

...


"Wish I had an olive."

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (1PzFi)

615 The wheel that's on fire keeps on turning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (abAu5)


Don't know what I'll drive tomorrow ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (LPnfS)

616 "They're rocking the firemen responding to the Auto Zone."

Turn the hose on 'em? Oops!

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (6XZdO)

617 Genius Miklos
Posted by: thathalfrican


Miklosiae are a sub-species, not a whole Genus.

Posted by: Linnaean Miklosius at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

618 Fuck Autozone, save the Dunkin' Donuts
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mhSbP)
---
On it.

Posted by: Cops at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (Eicbe)

619 Minneapolis Police & Fire,

Go - Galt

Let - It - Burn

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (TnwAJ)

620 604 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)


This is my face that cares about that. It looks like my other faces, because Botox.

Posted by: Eric Fartwell at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)

621 I have to confess, I get concerned when Northernlurker and I do the Horde hivemind thing.
Posted by: Circa
---------

What spooks me is when Cicero channels Cicero.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (bPH26)

622
Leather God of Phobos.

Autospell bit ya there, Salty.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Y7RNP)

623 604 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)

And the Ozone layer.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (mhSbP)

624 612 Nobody loots Pep Boys.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (mhSbP)


Manny, Moe, and Jack are all well-armed.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)

625 What spooks me is when Cicero channels Cicero.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (bPH26)

It is a lot of Cicero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (A5zUN)

626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)

627 the police need to use tear gas.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Le plus ca change.

Posted by: Napoleon-Miklos XXVII at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

628 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)

Well, at least they (DOJ, FBI, CIA, AND NSA) had rigorous FISA court protocols in place to ensure that no unseemly abuse could occur!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (ZMXpM)

629 Acid Rain!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (A5zUN)

630 Whatever happened to Acid Rain?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mhSbP)

631 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.

Living on this planet is going to killy everyone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (XrCyE)

632 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
---------

Yeah, I'm thinking that the aerosols in that AutoZone are going to be trouble.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (bPH26)

633
Several cars with "machine guns", including a black Lincoln.
Guarantee their just black rifles... unless someone really does want to get the Boogaloo along.
This may just go south quick.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (Rz5ej)

634 Groups upward of 200 arming themselves with bats and sticks

Just heard on Minneapolis police radio

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (TnwAJ)

635 It is sort of funny that it's Auto Zone that is being looted. Anyone who works on cars knows there are distinct differences between Pep Boys, O'Reilly's, Advance, and Auto Zone.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Auto Zone is ghetto as hell.

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (RrgoP)

636 Jinx.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (A5zUN)

637
ho lee siht

"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (DUIap)

638 626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)

It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (mhSbP)

639 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)

Well, at least they (DOJ, FBI, CIA, AND NSA) had rigorous FISA court protocols in place to ensure that no unseemly abuse could occur!

'Member when a couple of goobers peaked at Obama's passport records and we called the Spanish Inquisition?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (XrCyE)

640 Where is everyone seeing these feeds?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (+b1ew)

641 Gooshy, Thank you for the correction.

No, that was all me. I did not have the game in hand when I posted. Leather Goddess of Phobos. The fingers that made the mistake have been sacked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

642 It is a lot of Cicero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Use those hands while you got 'em, is what I say.

Posted by: The Original Cicero at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

643 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

*?*

*snap!*

Maybe it's NOT a protest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (bPH26)

644 637
ho lee siht

"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (DUIap)


Yes, we told you so! Bat is weapon! It carries powerful virus!

Posted by: China at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)

645
Hah! I just spotted a mask wearer! All is well!

Scanner says a mob spotted arming themselves with bats and sticks.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Y7RNP)

646 636 Jinx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (A5zUN)

4 Reals.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (mhSbP)

647 Off sock
I hate marginal internet connections
And posting on a iPad/iPhone

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (ZMXpM)

648 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)


Previously mentioned: cars w/o plates driving around in groups ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (LPnfS)

649 >>"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."


That's not gonna get the job done.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (1PzFi)

650 alaBAMA:

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (WyVLE)

651
..."Arming themselves..."
Two or three teargas canisters would disperse that real pronto.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Rz5ej)

652 Where is everyone seeing these feeds?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM


broadcastify.com/webPlayer/13544

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (DUIap)

653 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)


They tipped their hand when they threatened Barron if Trump wouldn't resign.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch)

654 What we are dealing with here is a food an auto parts desert.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)

655
No, that was all me. I did not have the game in hand when I posted. Leather Goddess of Phobos. The fingers that made the mistake have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Leather Goddess of Phobos will have llamas?


Intrigued.

Posted by: Miklos, time to spare for such at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

656 643 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

*?*

*snap!*

Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (bPH26)

Lol


And with that, the professional journalist realized he'd been spewing bullshit all of his career.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (+b1ew)

657 638 626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)

It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (mhSbP)


Yep. There's only so angry you can get over a guy you don't know killing a guy you don't know, even in the context of racial politics. But rioting is fun, especially if you think you can get away with it. And free shit is free shit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (wGeit)

658 640 listening.

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (TnwAJ)

659 640 Where is everyone seeing these feeds?
---
I'm on this Agenda Free TV that someone posted a few minutes ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ8bUlV8guU

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (sWM8x)

660
Living on this planet is going to kill everyone.
Posted by: Circa
--------

The Cosmos seems remarkably indifferent to our wants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (bPH26)

661 200 what arming themselves?

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (l3+k2)

662 Don't I remember something that they stopped using real tear gas because it could actually kill? Went to a Pepper spray like thing?

Or was that Mace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)

663 I have a "My Pillow" I like it. However, not having a T.V. I have never seen many of his ads except at the grocery store which sells "My Pillow". I understand there are too many ads and it drives people around the bend.

However, I appreciate the fact that he credits his recovery and success to God (I think he had experience with the with the Salvation Army) that he employs people in recovery and that the money from the sales of his book he's using to help establish a recovery program


I hope-since he's from MN- his plant is not located in Minneapolis or Saint Paul.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (+eVzC)

664 'Member when a couple of goobers peaked at Obama's passport records and we called the Spanish Inquisition?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (XrCyE)

Oh, the horror!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (ZMXpM)

665 "It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more."

Well, they don't really get anything out of burning down the buildings. They end up just punishing themselves. But they are not smart...

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (6XZdO)

666 626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)


I kind of do, because I was in a hotel in San Francisco, with concert tickets for that night, when the Rodney King verdict was announced. A noisy mob formed in the street. Most of them were protesters, but they quickly acquired a company of hangers-on whose only purpose was to destroy and loot.

Made it to the concert, a couple of hours later. It's quiet after the mob passes, like a hurricane. I had an extra ticket -- someone offered me a diamond ring for it, but I said no.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (dOV9E)

667 Leather Goddess of Phobos Cates?

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)

668 > Two or three teargas canisters would disperse that real pronto.

As would one or two claymore mines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (hKLpI)

669
Video feed I'm watching is on YouTube, Smoke and Scan.

For scanner, you need an app. I'm using Police Scanner, which has a black and orange icon.
I'll grab a link.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (Y7RNP)

670 Is the sound quality any better on a radio? I'm having a lot of trouble following St. Paul dispatch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (1fg6a)

671
Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.


OK


NO MATHS

*Judges?*

Logic is acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos Trebek at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

672 662 Don't I remember something that they stopped using real tear gas because it could actually kill? Went to a Pepper spray like thing?

Or was that Mace?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)


That's probably mace. Real mace is nasty stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (wGeit)

673
Leather Goddess of Phobos will have llamas?


Intrigued.
Posted by: Miklos
-------

Cooper expounded on it all in ' The Leather Stocking Tales'. Wait...not the Book Thread? Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (pK7cg)

674 Leather Goddess of Phobos Cates?
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)

Billion dollar disruptive idea, my friend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (XrCyE)

675 Whatever happened to Acid Rain?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mhSbP)


Offshored to China.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (1g7ch)

676 As predicted...convicted home invasion armed robber trying to turn his life around. Everybody liked him. Gentle Giant yadda yadda

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)

677 The old arnellis is now on fire...

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (TnwAJ)

678 Ah. Thanks all!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (+b1ew)

679
I should never be in charge of riot control.
I would not be so... benign.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Rz5ej)

680
car-b-que in the target lot..."protesters" taking selfies in front of it

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (DUIap)

681 I'm having a lot of trouble following St. Paul dispatch.

Filthy Scandi accent ?

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (LPnfS)

682 Logic is acceptable.
Posted by: Miklos Trebek
---------

*ponders the much-storied MAYBE logic gate*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (pK7cg)

683
Well, they don't really get anything out of burning down the buildings. They end up just punishing themselves. But they are not smart...
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (6XZdO)

The burning is like the cat who covers up it's own shit after taking a dump.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (mhSbP)

684 Leather Goddess of Phobos Cates?
Posted by: davidt


I just canceled my prostate exam for tomorrow.


I HAVE BEEN HEALED!!!

Posted by: Rev. Earnest "Miklos" Angley at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

685 668 > Two or three teargas canisters would disperse that real pronto.

As would one or two claymore mines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (hKLpI)


Or a whiff of grapeshot.

Posted by: Napoleon at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (wGeit)

686 753
They threatened Barron? What?

Posted by: Jmel at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (OeWgo)

687 676 I still want to know the formal autopsy proven cause of death.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (TnwAJ)

688 Smoke and scan is cool. Thanks for that link

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (+b1ew)

689 What we are dealing with here is a food an auto parts desert.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)

---------

And a failure to communicate.

Posted by: Strother Martin at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (kVr0X)

690
>>"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."

The baseball furries?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (aKsyK)

691 "The burning is like the cat who covers up it's own shit after taking a dump."

That actually makes sence though. I guess cats are smarter than the rioters.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (6XZdO)

692 sense

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (6XZdO)

693 676 As predicted...convicted home invasion armed robber trying to turn his life around. Everybody liked him. Gentle Giant yadda yadda
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)


Yeah, he was scum. Still didn't deserve to get choked out like that. If cops are trained, anywhere, to lean on a guy's neck like that, I've never seen any evidence.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (wGeit)

694
Argh, its called Scanner Radio, by gordonedwards.net.
Its on the first page when you search Play Store.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Y7RNP)

695
I still want to know the formal autopsy proven cause of death.
Posted by: Techie

You see the initial video from the store?
Guy couldn't sit up. Autopsy won't be released.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Rz5ej)

696 Wikipedia is so random. This is the final line in the article on MACE spray:

Studies suggest that reptiles are insensitive to capsicum-based products.[7]

So don't use Pepper Spray on Cobra Commander.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (A5zUN)

697 Police trying to protect the firemen taking "lots of projectiles." Police supervisor just said they were authorized to deploy CS.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (sWM8x)

698 Gentle Giant yadda yadda
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)

The phrase jumped right out at me, then I said to myself, it worked so well last time out, the lazy SoBs couldn't resist trotting it out again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (ZMXpM)

699 Groups upward of 200 arming themselves with bats and sticks



Just heard on Minneapolis police radio

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (TnwAJ)

Where's Michael Caine and Stanley Baker when you need them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (XvfQ9)

700 695 I really want the toxicology. how many cardiac arrhythmia promoting and respiratory suppressing drugs were in his system?

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (TnwAJ)

701 Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are now in Minneapolis.

I'm sure that they'll calm things down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)

702 What we are dealing with here is a food an auto parts desert.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)


Which is fine with me. As a guy who lives far away and doesn't have a dog in this fight, the one thing I'm absolutely sure about is I don't want my tax dollars rebuilding a neighborhood the residents burned down. Let them consider the wisdom of rioting while they travel forty minutes to the grocery store.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (wGeit)

703 To do list for the burning times at B +5

- Ensure clear lines of fire.
- Set up bunkers defending the perimeter
- Get time machine set for 1945, and teleport retreating Wehrmacht infantry troops with Mg-42s and lots of ammo.
- Set up interlocking crew-serviced belt fed weapons inside the bunkers.
- Cook lots of Spätzle and bratwurst.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

704 The ONT, ''tis nood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (kVr0X)

705 > I comment about it often, but you can have a three foot piece of hardwood with a rubber tip at the ground end and the cops at the court house will smile hold the door for you to come in.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: grima at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (9p+wn)

706 701 Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are now in Minneapolis.
I'm sure that they'll calm things down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)


It's who they are.
It's what they do.
And they will NEVER stop, until everything is calm.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E)

707 696 CS?

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (TnwAJ)

708 I really want the toxicology. how many cardiac arrhythmia promoting and respiratory suppressing drugs were in his system?
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (TnwAJ)


His cop-knee levels were elevated.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

709 they were authorized to deploy CS.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
--------

*flees*

I'm not going through that again...

On the upside, my sinuses were clear for months after that. 'Alien' level snot production.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (ysC0S)

710 707 696 CS?
---
Tear gas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (sWM8x)

711 Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are now in Minneapolis.



I'm sure that they'll calm things down.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)


Jesse is about as lucid as Biden is these days. And I doubt many people even know or care who Jesse is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (XvfQ9)

712 > Studies suggest that reptiles are insensitive to capsicum-based products.

Birds aren't affected by it, either.

As I understand it, a chile seed can pass through a bird and still be fertile (more so, really, since it comes inside a glop of fertilizer), but passage through a mammal's digestive tract will kill them.

So the chile evolved a chemical that keeps most mammals from eating it, but doesn't affect birds.

Only humans are nutty enough to eat them anyway (see also: opium poppies, marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms....).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (hKLpI)

713 On the upside, my sinuses were clear for months after that. 'Alien' level snot production.
---
Yeah, I laugh when tough guys on TV just shrug it off.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (sWM8x)

714 I saw Fertile Chili Seeds open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Capsicum Arena.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)

715 His cop-knee levels were elevated.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

More like depressed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (ZMXpM)

716 They're deploying gas against the people rocking the firemen and police. Cop says they're going to need more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (sWM8x)

717 ONT

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (XrCyE)

718 Man, that cop had some soyboy arms.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Eicbe)

719 They're deploying gas against the people rocking the firemen and police. Cop says they're going to need more.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
--------

Bring in the APC equipped to deploy gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (ysC0S)

720 More gas deployed.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (sWM8x)

721 Gotta feel sorry for the firemen. A gas mask only helps somewhat, and has it's own drawbacks. Fighting fire, rioters, and gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (mLizQ)

722 the chile evolved a chemical that keeps most mammals from eating it, but doesn't affect birds.

My senegal parrot LOVES chiles fresh and dried. Gets them everyday (or I hear about it).

Posted by: banned eye on the birdie at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (elh85)

723 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

724 Possible bomb used to blow up an ATM at a bank.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (sWM8x)

725
Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Scott Air-Paks. We used the mask and regulator on the boats, but plugged them into an LP air manifold instead of wearing tanks. Excellent equpiment.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (Y7RNP)

726 Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----

Good point, very good point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (830x5)

727 Rioters are throwing heavy-duty fireworks. Police call them "mortars."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (sWM8x)

728 117 We're almost 100 comments into otter madness, and not a meep from Nurse.

She must be staging ammo and equipment on the roof
Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)

She has a can of that temporary pavement paint and is marking 100, 75, 50 and 25 meter circles from her sniper nest.

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (qyH+l)

729
Rioters are throwing heavy-duty fireworks. Police call them "mortars."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

That'd be at least 60mm, spherical thing, launched from a tube. People get maimed with em every 4th.

There's a pretty serious fire burning now.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Y7RNP)

730 > She has a can of that temporary pavement paint and is marking 100, 75, 50 and 25 meter circles from her sniper nest.

Tying pieces of surveyor's flagging tape to fences and lamp posts at different ranges, to serve as a field-expedient wind gauge.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (hKLpI)

731 Police have abandoned the third precinct station Rioters have space to riot now.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (leNem)

732 I fully expected Ace posting an "Otter Cam" to end up being pretty much anything except an otter cam.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (8p44R)

NBC Bans Reporters From Using the Word "Riots' To Refer to The Minnesota Riots

Okay.

NBC is prohibiting reporters from using the word "riot" in its coverage of violent outbursts in Minnesota that have occurred in response to the killing of George Floyd.

ďWhile the situation on the ground in Minneapolis is fluid, and there has been violence, it is most accurate at this time to describe what is happening there as 'protests'-not riots," NBC host Craig Melvin wrote on Twitter Thursday.

Okay, that's fine, but check out FoxNews, during the hours controlled by the Christ Wallace/Chris Stirewalt liberal "News Division," and see if anyone on Fox says "riots."

I saw chyrons on Fox through the day that repeatedly called riots "protests."

On Fox. Which is just CNN with fat, red-faced male anchors.

The only difference between NBC and Fox is that NBC is being transparent about its censorship/euphemism -- whereas Fox gives these orders behind the scenes, and threatens to fire reporters and contributors for breaking the rules and, I'd imagine, even exposing the existance of the rules.

NBC, as biased and leftwing as it is, is clearly announcing its censorship policies here.

Is Fox doing the same? Or hiding them, because they know their audience will abandon them en masse if the truth that they're a fundamentally progressive/neoliberal organization is permitted to come out?

Yup:

Lou Dobbs asked reporter Mike Tobin about not calling the rioters rioters (Tobin was calling them demonstators) but Tobin kind of tried to change the subject.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The orders have gone out from the Neoliberal Brain Trust at Fox.

Secret orders, though! Shhhhh! We neoliberals are making a lot of money off these stupid deplorable rubes!

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM




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1 What happened to the comments?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (wiXsO)

2 First

... they came for the Target store

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (786Ro)

3 Greetings:

What about "white flight" aka "ethnic cleansing" ???

Posted by: 11B40 at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (evgyj)

4 Watch the MSM defend the riots...

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ExnWy)

5 1 What happened to the comments?
redridinghood


Slowly at first, then all at once

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (786Ro)

6 Also, called "new thread" below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (ExnWy)

7 Question: Are Fox's viewers not smart?


Top 10

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (QLPEO)

8 See the violence inherent in the system !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Irish Breakfast Tea is Pretty Good Critic ... at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (LPnfS)

9 NBC is prohibiting reporters from using the word "riot" in its coverage of violent outbursts in Minnesota

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "violent outbursts" in its coverage of the street mob attacks in Minnesota.

Posted by: Just In at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (jitVH)

10 IT'S PEACEFUL PROTEST DAMMIT

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (RrgoP)

11 While the situation on the ground in Minneapolis is fluid, and there has been violence, it is most accurate at this time to describe what is happening there as 'protests'-not riots," NBC host Craig Melvin wrote on Twitter Thursday.

Technically, "protests + consumer product acquisition"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (guGkK)

12 Christ Wallace


Wallace does think highly of himself, doesn't he?

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (786Ro)

13 NBC is now prohibiting reporters form using the term "street mob attacks" to describe the acts of destruction and looting in Minnesota.

Posted by: Just In at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (jitVH)

14 First

... they came for the Target store
Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (786Ro)


Well ... they do have that big target painted right on the building ...

just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Irish Breakfast Tea is Pretty Good Critic ... at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (LPnfS)

15 Well I mean at this point it is more pillage and plunder and burn. They have moved beyond riots

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (UNyae)

16 Oh, and you can't say "destruction and looting"

--NBC

Posted by: Just In at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (jitVH)

17 Well, they should be pro-testing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)

18 Its euphemisms all the way down

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (guGkK)

19 If a few more cities break out in riots, you can bet that fat fuck Cavuto will use it to try and drive down the market.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (C1Lsn)

20 Only whites riot. Minorities, even in an area where they are the majority, cannot. Ever. White Bad. Everyone Else? The Best.


-The Narrative

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCiJZ)

21 The situation is FLUID

Fucking
Lawless
Uproar
In
Disarray

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (LxTcq)

22 Fox sucks ass.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (0OmEj)

23 They're racists. They use euphemisms to cover that up, but it doesn't work.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (sWM8x)

24 I now cannot unsee Chris Wallace in a white powdered wig with a black mole painted on his cheek, whilst fanning himself.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (QLPEO)

25 Hey.. If you're gonna protest.. you might as well get in some five-fingered discounts on HD TV's for your trouble!

Amiright? Or amiright?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (CjFDo)

26 they came for the Target store
Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (786Ro)
---
What do you mean "they"?!

Posted by: Weijia Jiang at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)

27 Should really go pick some weeds and start trimming the trees. Beautiful day.

Target has closed 14 stores in the Twin Cities area until further notice.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (El6T/)

28 Is Fox doing the same? Or hiding them, because they know their audience will abandon them en masse if the truth that they're a fjndamentally progressive/neoliberal organization is permitted to come out?

Never happen.

Posted by: Chik-Fil-A at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

29

This time we're going uptown! We're going to burn whitey out kill all his women and rape his livestock!

Posted by: Looty McNagger at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (GuQXB)

30 News media is a fucking danger to society.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (PsNcC)

31 Do the looters really give a shit whether Fox or NBC calls them protestors or rioters ? They just want their tvs and I phones so they can dispel racism.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

32 Gag those reporters! NOW!

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (89jOB)

33 NBC is prohibiting reporters from using the word "riot" in its coverage of violent outbursts in Minnesota

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "violent outbursts" in its coverage of the street mob attacks in Minnesota.

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "street mob attacks" in its coverage of the performance art in Minnesota.

Posted by: Updates as they happen at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (RrgoP)

34 How about using the term Democrat Voters?

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

35 Cavuto should head up there and get in the middle of it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (86P42)

36 Wasn't this one of Chomsky's things? Something about 'he who controls the words controls the argument', or something.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (lwiT4)

37 "Spontaneous outward-directed kinetic response"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (guGkK)

38 It's not a riot and they're not looters. They're all avid joggers and this is an impromptu marathon.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (EtXsI)

39 Protesting high prices at Target!

Protesting lack of coupons at AutoZone!

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

40
What will NBC say after some of their reporters get the crap beat out of them, on a live feed, of course.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK)

41 the lack of social distancing and masks is appalling. Has Fauci condemned the rioters yet?

Posted by: henry at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (J3Rfi)

42 Well, what are the MFM calling the fire extinguishing of the wheelchair lady?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (hKi6n)

43

Lou Dobbs asked reporter Mike Tobin about not calling the rioters rioters (Tobin was calling them demonstators) but Tobin kind of tried to change the subject.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (aKsyK)

44 Reporters should say "la émeute"

Everything sounds better in French

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (786Ro)

45 About those VP odds.


Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.†


Buh bye

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (SJDa9)

46 "Scavenger hunt."

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (XzT/D)

47 they came for the Target store
Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (786Ro)
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What do you mean "they"?!
Posted by: Weijia Jiang at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

48 ----snip----
Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ??? Tires - heavy, bulky, don't all fit whatever you drive. Seems sub-optimal for looting.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)



For the necklacing later tonight.
Fvckin hipsters don't suspect a thing....

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (1g7ch)

49 This time we're going uptown! We're going to burn whitey out kill all his women and rape his livestock!


Once upon a time, there were riots in Detroit. The threat there was "We're going to cross 8 Mile and kill whitey's kids."

/and that's a personal anecdote lost in the tale of the Detroit riots

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

50 Here we see performance artists of color researching televisions.

Posted by: Updates as they happen at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (RrgoP)

51
Out: Riot

In: Exuberant gathering

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (mht8P)

52 Just checked my retirement account.. the only stock doing well is the Marijuana grower.. too bad I didn't buy more!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (CjFDo)

53 Note to "protestors": don't listen to the white people who have come from some other town or state to "help" you in your "struggle", particularly if they are encouraging you to "protest" in the suburbs. Because if you head to the suburbs to "protest" there will be blood.

They don't care about you, they want blood, and anyone's will do (except of course for their own).

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (nu45M)

54 Our news here called it police protests. Which makes it sound like it is the police who are protesting. I imagine that is on purpose

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (UNyae)

55 Where have you gone, Rev. Al & Rev. Jesse?
A nations turns its lonely eyes to you ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (DMUuz)

56 The Left, once again rewriting history to fit THEIR narrative.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (wiXsO)

57 I texted my lefty daughter who lives in a suburb of Minneapolis to make sure she was okay.

She affirmed and said she was disappointed at the rioting because, "we're better than this."

I refrained from texting back, "Obviously not."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)

58 I certainly hope those peaceful protesters used the correct bathroom while looting the Target store.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (fpc+A)

59 55 Where have you gone, Rev. Al & Rev. Jesse?
A nations turns its lonely eyes to you ...

They're on their way

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (Zmnko)

60 >>Lou Dobbs asked reporter Mike Tobin
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (aKsyK)

Lou gets chippier with age. Given a dedicated force of well-armed zombies at his command, there's no telling how much mess he would unmake.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (XzT/D)

61 42
Well, what are the MFM calling the fire extinguishing of the wheelchair lady?


Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (hKi6n)

I'll take a stab not about the event, but the participants: First responders. Heroes.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (hKi6n)

62 I used to watch fox all the time. A lot. Basically morning and evening for hours.

I stopped doing that while Meagain Kelly was still working there. I stopped cold turkey. Zero hours a day. Zero hours aweek. Zero hours a month.

Only occasionally catch a clip of the five or a tucker rant on Twitter. Fox is dead to me.

They do not even rate animus.

Zip.

I spent more energy on this comment than i did all last year watching fox. They never come on my tv. Channel blocked.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (SdL3d)

63 The trouble started on the Minneapolis street
And spread like wild fire growing and getting heat
I said, "Okay boys, get ready to run
Here come the National Guard with an automatic gun"

There's a riot goin' on
There's a riot goin' on
There's a riot goin' on
Up in Minneapolis this time.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (Z+IKu)

64 Josh Hawley is one of the few senators worth more then a bucket of warm spit. Hell, he's probably the best senator today, and maybe the best in a generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (WdocV)

65 Haven't been keeping up with non-lethal technologies but "blast balls" are new to me.

Sounds like something Anderson Cooper or Stelter might be familiar with.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)

66 Middle ground - peaceful riot

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (zr5Kq)

67 Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ???


old and busted: Discount Tires tv ad with little old lady hurling tire through front window

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (786Ro)

68 Justice Brothers Unite!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (PsNcC)

69
Is Antifa among them, rallying the peasants and laborers against their oppressers?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (mht8P)

70 Where have you gone, Rev. Al Rev. Jesse?

___

Hookers and blow man, hookers and blow.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (WdocV)

71 "Scavenger hunt."
Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (XzT/D)
.....

Block Party

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

72 Occupy AutoZone.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (hKi6n)

73 Oh - there is/was an actual protest, demonstration, downtown Mpls, apparently. Have seen video. Young people, some with stupid masks, shouting "we can't breathe". I assume a reference to the Floyd killing.

So - good to see the "news media" is equating looting and violence with actual protesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (El6T/)

74 There's good people on both sides of a riot!

Posted by: Amy Klobmentum at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (786Ro)

75 Imagine you're a law-abiding black resident of Minneapolis who wants to see this police misbehavior addressed. The media lumps you in with the thieving mob.

Because they're racists.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

76 No go AutoZone.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (QLPEO)

77 Orangmanbad!
Riots are protests!
Covid is killing millions!

No one who hasn't had the Kool-aid is going to be surprised, or deceived.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (TYUJ+)

78 Also, peaceful looting, peaceful vandalism, and peaceful arson.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

79 Seriously, shouldn't this just be a "local" story? I mean reverse races and see what would happen.. Last weekend in Chicago 10 people were shot dead and 38 over all were shot

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (Zmnko)

80 Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ??? Tires - heavy, bulky, don't all fit whatever you drive. Seems sub-optimal for looting.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)

-

Ha. Clearly you've never lived near Charlotte.

Q - What size tires do you need?
A - I have 18" wheels.
Q - No, what size?
A - Eighteens.
Q - Yes, but what size to go on the 18" wheels?
A - Eighteens.
(sells person set of used mismatched, bald 18" tires in various sizes)

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (RrgoP)

81 She affirmed and said she was disappointed at the rioting because, "we're better than this."

I refrained from texting back, "Obviously not."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)

Not, "What do you mean "we," Kemosabe?"

You're more restrained than I.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

82 "We are concerned for the health and well being of every citizen of our city. We will exercise an abundance of caution in our decision making as we carefully monitor the situation on an hour to hour basis, walking the razor's edge to make sure the people have the right to protest and still protect lives. As your mayor, I will maintain contact with my subordinates as I attend a previously scheduled conference in the Dominican Republic".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (C1Lsn)

83 I was trying to watch mid-afternoon yesterday and it was Cavutto. Anything has to be better than that, so CNN. Tapper.

Shit. MSNBC? Brian Williams. I went looking for Deadliest Catch re-runs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (gd9RK)

84 On Twitter, Breaking 911 says riots are starting in NYC.

Seems to be Soros funded.

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCiJZ)

85 I saw that dumbest white guy on Tucker last night. The Fox news guy was out there asking if people could be patient and let the system do it's work. And the guy answered back "How would you feel if we all took you down and kneeled on your neck?"

Because obviously the point is condoning police brutality.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (Eicbe)

86 Peaceful terrorism ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)

87 One group of men with guns, assembling peacefully - VIOLENT RACIST THUGS!

Another group of men, with various weapons, assembling to loot and pillage - MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTESTORS!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (WdocV)

88 Next thing they will have their reporters help the looters get the five foot screen tv's into their cars.

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (89jOB)

89 On Twitter, Breaking 911 says riots are starting in NYC.

Against Cuomo?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (Zmnko)

90 Let's call it.

Harris gets the Veep slot "to heal."

Abrams gets passed over because Georgia didn't have telegenic protests.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (puu6v)

91 I love that leftists still try to throw Faux News!!! out there as an insult.

Try to keep up, guys.

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (RrgoP)

92 On Twitter, Breaking 911 says riots are starting in NYC.

Seems to be Soros funded.
Posted by: shibumi



Awwwwwwww. C'mon y'all. Do Texas next. Please?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (GvEen)

93 Americans protesting this retarded shutdown = Terrorists
Somalis burins Minneapolis to the grounds and looting stores = Protesters
That is all.

Posted by: NY Times Style Guide at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (SfYbS)

94 Its like Trump has his own Racist Dogwhistle Enigma machine.

He types in "we achieved the lowest unemployment for African Americans" and it comes out "Now hear this police: go out and murder black people."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (lcQJG)

95 I'm like that pretty girl in Knives Out except i throw up when i hear lies and im all 90 % man 10% fat.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (pW/Ac)

96 NBC is prohibiting reporters from using the word "riot" in its coverage of violent outbursts in Minnesota

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "violent outbursts" in its coverage of the street mob attacks in Minnesota.

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "street mob attacks" in its coverage of the performance art in Minnesota.
Posted by: Updates as they happen at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (RrgoP)
***********
In other words, they're peeing on our leg and telling us it's raining.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (wiXsO)

97 There are also glass balls involved. Lotta balls I tell ya

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (UNyae)

98 We're wearing Not-A-Riot gear...

Posted by: Minneapolis Police at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (jacU8)

99 Peaceful terrorism ?
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)
.......

mostly.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

100
(sells person set of used mismatched, bald 18" tires in various sizes)

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (RrgoP)


In Houston, you'll see those tires on a beater loaded high with junk tied down with twins.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (mht8P)

101 "84 On Twitter, Breaking 911 says riots are starting in NYC."

The protestors won't be arrested for violating the governor's lockdown orders?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (puu6v)

102 So what do they call the looting ? Treasure hunting ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (M+Lyo)

103 Feeling pretty good right now about our Sheriff deputizing 100s of people back in February and March.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (qFB9S)

104 "84 On Twitter, Breaking 911 says riots are starting in NYC."

Better be wearing masks!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (Zmnko)

105 What happened to the comments?
Posted by: redridinghood


I WANT MY SOCKS BACK

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11 at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

106 Going out of business sale

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

107 ... tied down with twins.


That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (QLPEO)

108 In other words, they're peeing on our leg and telling us it's raining.
___

Reggie does that all the time. Only its not pee, and its usually not on my leg.

Posted by: President Lightbringer at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (WdocV)

109 Dang, and an Ethiopian restaurant now threatened by fire.

In the Rodney King riots - er, demonstrations - the northern high-tide mark, where it stopped, was just across from the CBS Studios in the Fairfax area. Location of a fantastic Ethiopian restaurant - Walia. Pretty good Indian bakery next door too.

I remember that hit, close to home, back then. Well, kinda.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (El6T/)

110 It's not a loota!

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (nu45M)

111 If I watch Fox non-riot coverage tonight, I'm gonna turn off the sound and crank up "Fire" by the Ohio Players. Soothing.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (hKi6n)

112 Imagine you're a law-abiding black resident of Minneapolis who wants to see this police misbehavior addressed. The media lumps you in with the thieving mob.†

Because they're racists.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

Way of the world, man. You don't want to be lumped in with your ethnic group, better work hard to escape it. Even then, at strangers will scrutinize you. On both sides of the battlefield. Uncle Tom to the libs and a potential spy to the nationalists

Me, I don't care. Uncle Tom was a noble character and I hate the goddamn libs anyways.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (4ugSG)

113 Hennepin County prosecutor is a democrat, so...he will lie and do what is politically advantageous for himself.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (svbBD)

114 Inventory reduction demonstrators

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

115
Twine. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)

116 I WANT MY SOCKS BACK
___

The socks are only for closers

Posted by: Glengarry Glen Ross at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (WdocV)

117 In Houston, you'll see those tires on a beater loaded high with junk tied down with twins.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (mht8P)
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You know, that typo sort of works.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

118

pssssst.


NBC reporters on the street in Minneapolis are really tools for the Man. And they hate black people and love strong-armed cops.


Pass it on to the other rioters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, stirring up trouble at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

119 So what do they call the looting ? Treasure hunting ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (M+Lyo)


Pre-paid post-riot... I mean protest stimulus checks.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (hku12)

120 Well, they should be pro-testing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)
based on how they were going about it, i'd say they were a bunch of amateurs...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (+NdM9)

121 In other words, they're peeing on our leg and telling us it's raining.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM


That costs extra, da?

Posted by: Rooski hooker, with a plan at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (DMUuz)

122 Arson: Community inspired urban renewal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

123 From the twatters:

Round Like Pizza
@StreetFightWCRS
May 27
The cops in St Paul are trained with a children's movie and they still don't understand.
St. Paul police screen 'Zootopia' as part of anti-bias training
More than 800 employees of the St. Paul Police Department recent went through their annual equity training.
fox9.com

https://bit.ly/3d88e3s


/ emph. mine

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (786Ro)

124 All actresses get old. Scarlett Johansson used to be incredibly sexy. There.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (0V/8D)

125 TuCa starting soon so we will know soon enough if the "r" word' is used or not. I thought it was funny when the ciaramella whistleblower was in the news. TuCa said he was never ordered to not say his name ....but never did say his name.I thought that was kind of funny...TuCa lost a few points with me on that one.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (nzKWW)

126 Are these Protesters social distancing and wearing masks?

Posted by: Karen at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (Zmnko)

127 102 So what do they call the looting ? Treasure hunting ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (M+Lyo)
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Opportunistic shopping.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (1s9HL)

128 And , of course, when I go to my YouTube link , prominently featured are "news" videos from Vox , Huffpost, NYT, WP, MSNBC, and Reuters..

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (UFgOG)

129 If I watch Fox non-riot coverage tonight, I'm gonna turn off the sound and crank up "Fire" by the Ohio Players. Soothing.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (hKi6n)
---
What? Not Arthur Brown?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (Eicbe)

130 When a cop executes a man, in plain view, on a city street - violence is justified.

That violence should not be executed by everyone of a common skin color against businesses perceived to be owned by a common skin color.

That violence should be more - directly related to the victim, and properly focused.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (QgEgJ)

131 State troopers (?) being offloaded from buses, as explosive fireworks fired at cops somewhere in this mess.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (El6T/)

132 On Twitter, Breaking 911 says riots are starting in NYC.


If they are wearing masks of some sort, it shows RESPECT.

Which is all that matters, really.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Aretha would not approve at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

133 "Should we call the MRAPs out, Chief?"
"Hell no, Sarge! These are violent mobs, not restaurant owners serving pretzels!"

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (RrgoP)

134 Scarlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.
Always the same facial expression. Always.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

135

They're not looting, setting fires or smashing vehicles. They are just out exercising

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (XvfQ9)

136 CBS News cuts 75 staffers in 'painful day'

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (hiLoD)

137 Isn't the villain in Zootopia a Karen?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (WdocV)

138 this convo on twitter:

https://twitter.com/hellcat_lady/status/
1266106564256993282

tweeter1: Some photos of burned down Wendy's in Minneapolis

tweeter2: Now it really looks like Mogadishu

tweeter3: Ilhan must finally feel right at home

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (G546f)

139 Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (786Ro)

You know, it seems like not that long ago, reality made sense...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (A5zUN)

140 "So what do they call the looting ? Treasure hunting ? "

They are stimulating the hell out of the economy.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

141 Oopsie.

Guess who was a district attorney in Minneapolis who didn't think the shooting death of a stabbing suspect by Derek Chauvin was worth investigating?

Hint: Guess who's not going to be Joe Biden's running mate?


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75shtrf

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (kOpft)

142 Wallace does think highly of himself, doesn't he?

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (786Ro)

Nothing more pompous than a wind bag born on third and thought he hit a triple...

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (32YRo)

143 What? Not Arthur Brown?!
Posted by: Axeman

Crazy World!

Posted by: Miklos, Arthur Brown fan at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

144 Spontaneous supply-chain re-routing

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)

145 On FB, people posting a pic of Taylor Swift roasting tofu at a barbecue.

Caption: "How do you cram so much annoying into one photo?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

146 137 Isn't the villain in Zootopia a Karen?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (WdocV)

*tries to remember*

A sheep? With glasses?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (A5zUN)

147 96:In other words, they're peeing on our leg and telling us it's raining.
Posted by: redridinghood



NBC News has a fetish. Don't judge.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (DrfUF)

148 Humpty Dumpty Playbook.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

149 'Protests' aren't 'riots!!'

'Trump Rallies' are 'riots!'

Posted by: MSM at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

150 Opportunistic shopping.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (1s9HL)
--------------

Weasel, so, let's say you see a mob coming down the street..they're a couple of blocks away, burning cars as they move, breaking windows, etc.

M1 or AR?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (WEBkv)

151 building clearance facilitators

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

152 Concerned looting citizens.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)

153 >>All actresses get old.


Not the young ones.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (8PNwI)

154 NBC reporters on the street in Minneapolis are really tools for The Man. And they hate black people and love strong-armed cops.

Pass it on to the other rioters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, stirring up trouble at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM


FIFY.

Correct usage has both The and Man capitalized when referencing The Man, and has until at least the Sixties.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz)

155 Remerchandising.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (XzT/D)

156 (sells person set of used mismatched, bald 18" tires in various sizes)



Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (RrgoP)



In Houston, you'll see those tires on a beater loaded high with junk tied down with twins.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (mht8P)

well, you never want to lose your twins...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (+NdM9)

157


NBC - 1941: The Japanese paid a surprise visit to Pearl Harbor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (XvfQ9)

158 building clearance facilitators
Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
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Volunteer Commercial relocating services.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (Eicbe)

159 140 "So what do they call the looting ? Treasure hunting ? "

They are stimulating the hell out of the economy.
Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

Looting: Community Directed Reparations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (NgKpN)

160 UnGentrification Groups

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (8PNwI)

161 Imagine you're a law-abiding black resident of Minneapolis who wants to see this police misbehavior addressed. The media lumps you in with the thieving mob.

Because they're racists.

--

Or a white woman in a wheelchair who went for groceries.

Or a white guy with a Trump sticker on his car who was driving through.

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (RrgoP)

162 153 >>All actresses get old.


Not the young ones.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (8PNwI)

Natalie Wood is not getting any older.

Posted by: Robert Wagner at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (A5zUN)

163 "M1 or AR?"

When those 30.06 start hitting, people will take notice.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

164 '''Trump Rallies' are 'riots!'''

Speaking of which when do they start up again because right now we need them. PDT needs them too. He feeds off the enthusiasm

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (gLRfa)

165 Hint: Guess who's not going to be Joe Biden's running mate?


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75shtrf

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (kOpft)

This also cramps Little Miss Senate Bitch from Cali - what with her joy in racking up and jailing black American felons and all...

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (32YRo)

166 NBC - 1941: The Japanese paid a surprise visit to Pearl Harbor
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (XvfQ9)
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Just don't use the b-word!

Posted by: NBC at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)

167 "Ebullient enthusiasm."

Posted by: MSM at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

168 134 Scarlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.
Always the same facial expression. Always.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

We're not looking at her face, buddy.

Posted by: I Have Questions at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (+v+zN)

169
Concerned looting citizens in the public interest

Fixed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (mht8P)

170 "Shopping flambé" is much more descriptive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

171 "So what do they call the looting ? Treasure hunting ? "


**shifty eyes**

Posted by: I R S at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro)

172 >>All actresses get old.

Not the young ones.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (8PNwI)


"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Posted by: Wooderson at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (nu45M)

173

NBC - 1814: The British for fear of catching a chill set up warming stations for themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (XvfQ9)

174 >> "Shopping flambť"


HOT DEALS

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (8PNwI)

175 Isn't the villain in Zootopia a Karen?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (WdocV)

Arguably, she weaponized Karenism. I have to admire the huge balls you need to design a villain like that.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (4ugSG)

176 Maybe I'm being optimistic, but given the whole country has been in lockdown for several months, and we're cranky and bored and not at all in the mood for BS, this ugly police brutality and the subsequent Lefty/Socialist choreographed orgy of rage is not going to play out like all the other Obama-era race riots.

I don't know where this will lead, but likely not to a #Biden win and submission to the activists demands?

I am so over ALL this sh#t. I am on Team Sit This One Out -- all y'all go ahead and destroy each other, OK?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

177 Questions, true!

Also at HotFart, it looks like they're encouraging Scarborough to file slander charges against PDT. And Twitchy is condemning/criticizing the prez's attempts to remove legal protections from social media.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

178 Social distancing hooligans.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

179 M1 or AR?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM


M-79 and M18A1.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

180
FIFY.

Correct usage has both The and Man capitalized when referencing The Man, and has until at least the Sixties.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz)

Yeah, sorry about that.

Wasn't that actually written into the LBJ legislation that he got passed in '64, the "next 200 years" legislation?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, stirring up trouble at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

181
Weasel, so, let's say you see a mob coming down the street..they're a couple of blocks away, burning cars as they move, breaking windows, etc.

M1 or AR?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM (WEBkv)
--------
I've always thought the M1A would be the one I'd grab first.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (MVjcR)

182 >>Scarlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.
Always the same facial expression.


Her breasts are incredibly expressive though.

Jiggle, Bounce, Smoosh, they've got it ALL!

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (8PNwI)

183 So is the preferred term looting, pillaging or liberating?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (xceTB)

184 I love how the Minniapolos mayor and police chief are like, don't look at us, we got nothing to do with any of this, we were just as outraged when we read about this in the papers. Somebodies got to do something about all of this mess.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (lh1YW)

185 From an earlier thread, want to be sure everyone sees it:

"9 Sorry about OT, but ...
Mrs Eez is back from the ER with antibiotics.
Diverticulitis, not too bad, but very inflamed.
All is well.

Thanks, everyone, for the prayers !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 05:40 PM (XXrUA) "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (XXrUA)

186 163 "M1 or AR?"

When those 30.06 start hitting, people will take notice.
Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

For some reason, that reminds me of Hillary!'s truly idiotic response to the Las Vegas shooting.

Paraphrase from memory:

'This is why we must renew the ban on suppressors! If a suppressor had been used here, no one would have known what was happening and to get to safety!'

Posted by: Robert Wagner at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (A5zUN)

187 >>With friends like these, who needs enemies?


spoiler alert: They were never friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (bDqIh)

188

We Can Breed

Posted by: Somali Invaders on Welfare at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (/a9Oz)

189 carlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.
Always the same facial expression. Always.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)


Like she just smelt what Swalwell dealt?

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

190

Support nonviolence or we'll kill you!

Posted by: Looty McNagger at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (GuQXB)

191 Inventory depletionists.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

192 Also at HotFart, it looks like they're encouraging Scarborough to file slander charges against PDT. And Twitchy is condemning/criticizing the prez's attempts to remove legal protections from social media.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
------------

And once again, these idiots fall into the trap set by PDT, which is to bring their malfeasance into the public eye.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (WEBkv)

193 >>Weasel, so, let's say you see a mob coming down the street..they're a couple of blocks away, burning cars as they move, breaking windows, etc.

M1 or AR?


Claymores.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)

194 Lizzy and LASue, yep and yep!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

195 Some people are doing some things.

(am I the first to do this obvious one? And geographically appropriate to boot)

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (El6T/)

196 Not 1 news show showing the mayhem, a few talking about it.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (ZCEU2)

197 Off Wagnerian sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (A5zUN)

198 Clearance Sale - 100% off

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

199 blake, hmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Supply Chain Enthusiasts

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)

201 I'm going with AR in this scenario. I'm very pro 30.06, but at riot distances a couple of 30 round magazines taped together with a dozen other nearby is probably a better defensive scheme. Not to mention length and ease of use if you need to hand it to someone else while you go to the restroom.

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (RrgoP)

202 NBC - 1936 The German people were a bit over enthusiastic tonight in there visitation to Jewish establishments, raising some concerns...

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (32YRo)

203 Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM

It's all fucked up for everyone.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (yIDYK)

204 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (XXrUA)
------

Thanks for the update, glad the Mrs. is on the mend.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (WEBkv)

205 Links?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (qFB9S)

206

Just heard there is a "protest" going on in Chicago. It's in Englewood. I hope they don't disrupt the drive by shootings.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (XvfQ9)

207 Gil Scott-Heron was wrong.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (XzT/D)

208 Also at HotFart, it looks like they're encouraging Scarborough to file slander charges against PDT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
---
Um. Joe Scarborough is a public figure. He's going to have to *prove* malice.

I'm not sure he wants to drag the whole intern-killing thing and whether Trump is fabricating any facts or ignoring any exculpatory information into a court.

Posted by: NBC at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (Eicbe)

209 Just wait, next year some Dem wannabe Congressperson is going to be complaining bitterly about the racism that no stores are open in that neighborhood.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (48RE5)

210 The AR is for if they dare move closer.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (Tnijr)

211 Ma Deuce or M-60

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

212 garrett, you've got me sold! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

213 Do they have these kinds of protests in Norway?

Maybe we're looking at one of the reasons many states decided to lock down while Norway didn't see the need?

Posted by: VADM Collinwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (9X60i)

214 So let's play along. Create a whole mess of signs that read, "PROTESTERS" while DNC headquarters, msm news stations, and specifically lefty organizations are looted and burned to the ground. Lots of cameras going from every angle - and when opposite, violent reactions from police and the media, we then actually have a basis for the protests - - the fueling of the racial divide in this country by media and cops by selective enforcement of "protests" based on race- - actual evidence not manufactured.

Posted by: Carbon Buttprint at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (KdWLf)

215 Wannabe business owner "I'd like to open my own business, and need a loan."
Banker "that's great, what kind and where?".
Wannabe business owner "I want to open a Nike Store. Found a great shop on MLK Boulevard".
Banker "When did they let you out? Are you taking your meds?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (C1Lsn)

216 Seriously, I am not a Landlord and I don't live in Minnesota.

But...at this point I would reconsider evicting Roger and Re-Run.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (8PNwI)

217 M1 or AR?

Claymores.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)


Jellied gas. Then they'll never see the treble hooks at eye level.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (eDmrZ)

218 Someone needs to throw open the weed shops

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (86P42)

219 No, not coordinated at all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (PsNcC)

220 While the Tet offensive situation is fluid and there has been some violence, it is most accurate to describe this situation as an anti-police action.

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (xceTB)

221 211 Ma Deuce or M-60
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

The Deuce you say!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (NgKpN)

222 sock_rat_eez, Did you see my suggestion earlier - to minimize pain and speed up healing, a low residue diet of just meat is good

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (G546f)

223 201 I'm going with AR in this scenario. I'm very pro 30.06, but at riot distances a couple of 30 round magazines taped together with a dozen other nearby is probably a better defensive scheme. Not to mention length and ease of use if you need to hand it to someone else while you go to the restroom.
Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (RrgoP)

If we are doing a wishlist: I vote an MG-08 with several spare belts and a rooftop position at the end of a street.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (A5zUN)

224 Jiggle, Bounce, Smoosh, they've got it ALL!
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM


Dude. You have no reliable data regarding motorboat acoustics, so you can't claim ALL.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (DMUuz)

225
Geez folks...
Knock a coupla heads at 1/4 mile, ain't no one coming any closer.
Don't need lots of lead. Need good shots..

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Rz5ej)

226 184 I love how the Minniapolos mayor and police chief are like, don't look at us, we got nothing to do with any of this, we were just as outraged when we read about this in the papers. Somebodies got to do something about all of this mess.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (lh1YW)

What do you mean, "they are rioting in Minneapolis?"

You mean OUR Minneapolis?

Nah.

Posted by: Minnie Mayor and police chief at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

227 Overstock specialists

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

228 They keep going to the same place over and over. It is odd

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (UNyae)

229 It's all fucked up for everyone.

-

Yep. Stay alert and safe.

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (RrgoP)

230 Crossbow!

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (8PNwI)

231 Reichskristallnacht, Boswell? 1938.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)

232

NBC - 1836: The Mexican Army did some sightseeing at the Alamo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (XvfQ9)

233 M1 or AR?

Claymores.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)

Jellied gas. Then they'll never see the treble hooks at eye level.
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid



Foo gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (GvEen)

234 Looting is just credit purchases. Y'all just need to get on board.

They're ain't no payments, yo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (3H9h1)

235 Ever see MythBusters chop down a tree with a minigun?


Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (QLPEO)

236 This is a shame. Wasn't there this kind of protest and violence and looting when that Somali cop shot the Australian woman?

Posted by: VADM Collinwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (9X60i)

237 Duncanthrax, Scarlett's next upcoming flick: "Motorboat Madness" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

238 I need to do a video on the M1A I have. It's a Springfield "loaded" model. I didn't know it at the time I bought it, but it must've been someone's match rifle. It's got a really nice bedding job, and some other custom features. It's a pleasure to shoot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

239 Redistribution enthusiasts.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

240 I think this how the Russians banned Pussy Riot.

'Pussy Protest' just doesn't convey the same je ne sais quoi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (WZ5i4)

241 220 While the Tet offensive situation is fluid and there has been some violence, it is most accurate to describe this situation as an anti-police action.
Posted by: Walter Cronkite at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (xceTB)


Oh dear God, how I love this place.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

242 I love how the Minniapolos mayor and police chief
are like, don't look at us, we got nothing to do with any of this, we
were just as outraged when we read about this in the papers. Somebodies
got to do something about all of this mess.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 07:38 PM (lh1YW)

My family on the fuckbook had the quote of the mayor asking why the cop isn't arrested, and i said, why didn't he ask the police chief standing right next to him?
so far, they aren't answering...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+NdM9)

243 230 Crossbow!
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (8PNwI)

Not a high enough rate of fire for a riot situation!

Longbow!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

244 I need to do a video on the M1A I have. It's a Springfield "loaded" model. I didn't know it at the time I bought it, but it must've been someone's match rifle. It has a really nice bedding job, and some other custom features. It's a pleasure to shoot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (MVjcR)

245 I haven't kept up all day ... but sure seems like justice could be swift in this case, or at least "let the system work" could involve an arrest of that killer cop, by now.


I can't even imagine what was going on in killer cop's head ... looks like he was on his neck for a couple minutes after he was dead, even as the EMT checks for a pulse. .... the other cops say "stay back, let him finish killing him", standing guard.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Cus5s)

246 Lovely. Sounds like some people are on the roof of a Target.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (ufFY8)

247 I went ahead and watched the end of Zootopia and the villain is an uber-Karen.

Her plan is to use fear to unite "the 90%" and keep herself in power forever. She is f*cking Gretchen Whitmer


Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (WdocV)

248 That's not looting. Target was having a yard sale that just ended.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

249 >> I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store.


90 Days, Same as Crash Sale

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (8PNwI)

250 134 Scarlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.
Always the same facial expression. Always.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

If you're looking at her face you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (48RE5)

251 Not a riot.
It's a TAX!

Posted by: Andrew at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (veGw7)

252 238 I need to do a video on the M1A I have. It's a Springfield "loaded" model. I didn't know it at the time I bought it, but it must've been someone's match rifle. It's got a really nice bedding job, and some other custom features. It's a pleasure to shoot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

Please do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (A5zUN)

253 Full Contact Bargain Hunting.

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (RuIsu)

254
I need to do a video on the M1A I have.

Yeah, yeah... we heard that afore...
(J/K. Know they're work)

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Rz5ej)

255 Not a high enough rate of fire for a riot situation!

Longbow!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (NgKpN)
----------

Either way, an arrow shaft sticking out of the chest is going to make people take notice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

256 random, oops!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

257 If we are doing a wishlist: I vote an MG-08 with several spare belts and a rooftop position at the end of a street.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (A5zUN)

--

I'm trying to be realistic. I know I could hand an AR to my wife and she could manage it fine. She's shot my M1, but she wouldn't want it first.

Heck, why not both? Yeah, I'm going with both.

I'm sure they're both illegal there, aren't they?

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (RrgoP)

258 Foo gas.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (GvEen)


Ain't no school like the old school.

*hat tip*

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (eDmrZ)

259 >>Also at HotFart, it looks like they're encouraging Scarborough to file slander charges against PDT.

LOL
First, Trumo used the MSM;s neat trick of "just asking questions" - he didn't state anything as fact.

Second, Joe has been stating as fact, and just asking questions, things about Trump, including him being a Russian asset and medically crazy.

Can you imagine how that attempt at suing would go with 4 years of 15 hours/week of video where Joe is spouting off about Trump's crimes, Trump's mental health, Trump's rapes, and so on???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (bDqIh)

260
Jellied gas. Then they'll never see the treble hooks at eye level.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (eDmrZ)


Create a hot, sticky situation.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (I54dk)

261 ''Target was having a yard sale that just ended.''

Neighborhood yard sale.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (gLRfa)

262 Just in time delivery experts.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (yIlsy)

263 Questioning the intelligence here by not hitting up the pharmacies. 1-2 dollars per mg of every opiod pill. And they choose TVs, clothes, and shoes? Just sayin...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (qFB9S)

264 Point: tires make excellent flaming roadblocks.

Posted by: Piercello at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (ajoh7)

265 'Pussy Protest' just doesn't convey the same je ne sais quoi.
___

It can do the trick though....Or not do the trick I guess.

Posted by: Lysistrata at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (WdocV)

266 Lizzy, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

267 Reichskristallnacht, Boswell? 1938.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)

Yeah, sorry about that - wrote the wrong year...

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (32YRo)

268 Lovely. Sounds like some people are on the roof of a Target.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (ufFY
........

Uh-oh. I think I saw this movie.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

269 They hit tj maxx and foot locker and the police re take it and the looters wander over to target and Verizon and the police re take that and then the looters wander back to tj maxx and foot locker. I mean is there no other strip malls in Saint Paul to wander off to? All the cops are here the rest of the city is wide open and not well guarded

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (UNyae)

270 Wait, now they are going west to LA Fitness!
Must be having a special there.
Or maybe a spin class.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (ufFY8)

271 Huh. That double posted. Guess it's worth reading twice.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

272
NBC - 1572: A mostly-peaceful gathering of Catholic protesters demonstrated against their Huguenot fellows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)

273 Old and busted: St. Valentine's Day Massacre

New hotness: Sweethearts' Spat

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

274 Scarlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.
***

Wait, she's an actress?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (WdocV)

275 >>Questioning the intelligence here by not hitting up the pharmacies. 1-2 dollars per mg of every opiod pill. And they choose TVs, clothes, and shoes? Just sayin...


Guarantee you they will be pulling the copper out of the walls in these places, too.

They are nothing if not thorough.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (8PNwI)

276 Deplorable Ian, they're going to Planet Fitness to loot the pizza.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

277 M1 or AR?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:34 PM

M-79 and M18A1.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

Mk 19

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

278 ''Wait, now they are going west to LA Fitness!
Must be having a special there.
Or maybe a spin class.''

Spin class. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (gLRfa)

279 18-1, hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

280 "Decentralized ad hoc resource redistribution."

"Degentrification."




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (hKLpI)

281 270 Wait, now they are going west to LA Fitness!
Must be having a special there.
Or maybe a spin class.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:45 PM (ufFY

They heard Demi Rose was having a workout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (A5zUN)

282 Is that Minneapolis mayor still crying?
Geez, get a pair.

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (89jOB)

283 259 >>Also at HotFart, it looks like they're encouraging Scarborough to file slander charges against PDT.

LOL
First, Trumo used the MSM;s neat trick of "just asking questions" - he didn't state anything as fact.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:44 PM (bDqIh)


This writer thinks Trump was setting a trap, preparing the ground for his executive order about tech firm censorship of conservatives. I'm inclined to agree. It's consistent with how he tends to operate, and a very few writers are catching on to those patterns (the Left never will).

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7tfv248

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (dOV9E)

284 https://tinyurl.com/y7ahgz8k
St. Paul dispatch.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)

285 looters wander over to target the

-
Bummer of a logo, dude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)

286 Even the drudge dumpster fire is calling them protests, albeit "violent" protests. Kind of like those ferocious peace marches, only more fires and looting.

Makes me wonder just what they'd need to do to be called riots? I guess since they don't have a nuclear arsenal we'll never know.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (8B6Ng)

287 > M1 or AR?

M18 Claymore mine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (hKLpI)

288 1588- Spanish Yacht Race spoiled by Storms!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (A5zUN)

289 This is where I say, Americans like to fight, we all are here because someone in our woodpile was a real fighter. Americans like to fight so much we fight each other if no real opponent is available.
Most Americans have been so comfortable for so long they have forgotten how much they enjoy fighting, but the past three years have reminded many many Americans that fighting is required, and once started, it's profitable and fun.
Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Jj+59)

290 Actually Ian right now a short clip on breaking911 of guys in a PlanetFitness messing around on treadmill machines - with masks on.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (El6T/)

291 Sprint store is next to la fitness

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (UNyae)

292 Against Cuomo?

People are so touchy. ONE mass-murder. Your first one should be free.

Posted by: Gov. Guido Cuomo at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (4EIFd)

293 Speaking of firing people at FOX, what has happened to Heather Childers and Trish Regan?

Seems like the used the quarantine of the Chinese Lung Rot to get rid of them.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (sGotD)

294 >>Makes me wonder just what they'd need to do to be called riots?


Clearly they would have to display Riotous Intent.

Posted by: James Comey at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (8PNwI)

295 Ma Deuce or M-60

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

SAW?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (+NdM9)

296 Discount Tire on fire!
I am a poet and not aware of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

297
Gil Scott-Heron was wrong.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:40 PM[/i

well, not by the networks, anyway

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (DUIap)

298 290 Actually Ian right now a short clip on breaking911 of guys in a PlanetFitness messing around on treadmill machines - with masks on.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (El6T/)


(rubs hands together with glee)

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (dOV9E)

299 like justice could be swift in this case, or at least "let the system work" could involve an arrest of that killer cop, by now.


This is one of those easy ones. Imagine Floyd had murdered a cop, on High Street in broad daylight. With witnesses and video footage.

Would we be investigating four days later or might he have been arrested by now?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (gd9RK)

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (DUIap)

301 ">>Weasel, so, let's say you see a mob coming down the street..they're a couple of blocks away, burning cars as they move, breaking windows, etc. "



"You go to war with the army you have."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (XXrUA)

302 Oh they lit discount tire now

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (UNyae)

303 "white male with a hatchet in his waist-band"

OK.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (El6T/)

304 ''Even the drudge dumpster fire is calling them protests, albeit "violent" protests. Kind of like those ferocious peace marches, only more fires and looting.''

Drudge still exists?

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (gLRfa)

305 These are the black people I'm talking about! Hell yeah!

Posted by: Jo Biden at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Sc1df)

306 Huh. That double posted. Guess it's worth reading twice.
Posted by: Weasel


Ok, alles klar

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting 3-D monocle at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)

307 That will not be a pleasant smell

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (UNyae)

308 300
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (DUIap)

Not a bad save.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (A5zUN)

309 NBC Bans Reporters From Using the Word "Riots' To Refer to The Minnesota Riots

_________



In related news, all versions of the original movie "The Hustler" have been confiscated and will be re-released with all scenes using the word "Fats" to refer to Minnesota Fats excised.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

310 M1 or AR?

Claymores.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)


GAU-8

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (alrWI)

311 If Ace or any of the cobs are around, we need a clean up at #455 on the Chris Hayes thread.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (sGotD)

312 >>Discount Tire on fire!

Oh, the lack of humanity!

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (32YRo)

313 > Kind of like those ferocious peace marches

Other 29-year-olds may remember when Archie Bunker used to call them "peace riots".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (hKLpI)

314 And why you Minnesota peeps is Hamline street pronounced Hamlin?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (UNyae)

315 Weasel, so, let's say you see a mob coming down the street..they're a couple of blocks away, burning cars as they move, breaking windows, etc. "



"You go to war with the army you have."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,



You pull out the .243 or .270 and start dropping them at 4 to 600 yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (GvEen)

316 Makes me wonder just what they'd need to do to be called riots?

___

A Gadsden flag?

Posted by: The FNM at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (WdocV)

317 Where are you seeing the rioting?

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

318 Pfft. St. Paul has nothing on us.
They should see our Saturday nights!

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot, Hizzoner of Chicago at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (ufFY8)

319 This is one of those easy ones. Imagine Floyd had murdered a cop, on High Street in broad daylight. With witnesses and video footage.

Would we be investigating four days later or might he have been arrested by now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (gd9RK)

I doubt any of this would have happened had they arrested him a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Wooderson at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (nu45M)

320 > A Gadsden flag?

MAGA hats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (hKLpI)

321 >>You pull out the .243 or .270 and start dropping them at 4 to 600 yards.


Can't believe some Hmong hasn't started, already.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (8PNwI)

322 "Stay at home! Stay at home! Stay at home!"
- Ad Council

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

323 Pretty soon they will even start editing the video...

Oh wait

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (rguUg)

324 They're just big block parties with fires and awesome giveaways

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (flINI)

325 305
These are the black people I'm talking about! Hell yeah!

Posted by: Jo Biden at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Sc1df)

________


"If you vote for Trump, you ain't phat!"
1

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

326 >>This writer thinks Trump was setting a trap, preparing the ground for his executive order about tech firm censorship of conservatives. I'm inclined to agree. It's consistent with how he tends to operate, and a very few writers are catching on to those patterns (the Left never will).


The weekend before last Trump tweeted out a clip of Michelle Malkin's speech on. . . social media censorship.

And as expected Twitter could not resist but mess with the tweet - think they killed the clip and de-boosted/hid the tweet.

So, so stupid!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (bDqIh)

327 317
Where are you seeing the rioting?

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

I am listening to the police scanner. See 284


Posted by: Lori Lightfoot, Hizzoner of Chicago at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (ufFY8)

328 Would we be investigating four days later or might he have been arrested by now?

***

You mean how none of the low level Obamagate people were rolled up, but a bunch of them given immunity?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (WdocV)

329 sock off!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (ufFY8)

330 The Hiroshima Heatwave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

331 Discount Tire on fire!

Oh, the lack of humanity!
Posted by: Boswell
===

Ah, the Winnie Mandela Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (WD9ZA)

332 Sid it before and I will say it again :

Break out the Motown and this all turns into a Bloc Party.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (8PNwI)

333 Uncle Tom was a noble character and I hate the goddamn libs anyways.
Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 07:30 PM (4ugSG)

The novel's baddie was named Simon LeGree. Which is a villain if I ever heard one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LxTcq)

334 I doubt any of this would have happened had they arrested him a couple of days ago.
***

Anyone ask the mayor, the police chief or Gov No-Balls about that yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (WdocV)

335 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for HD or UHD, then you ain't black.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (XzT/D)

336 Makes me wonder just what they'd need to do to be called riots?

Grandmas in MAGA hats picking up trash and cleaning sidewalks after the speeches.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (yIlsy)

337 "Bye Kids!"

"Have fun storming the (White) Castle!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (m45I2)

338 Mk 19
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:46 PM


Maybe initially, but later on, the M-79 gives you opportunities to switch between WP, Flechette, and CS, among others.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

339
You pull out the .243 or .270 and start dropping them at 4 to 600 yards.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (GvEen)
----------

"I'm your huckleberry."

I like the M1, though, as I'm good with the irons out to about 300 yards and Irons make for quick target acquisition.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (WEBkv)

340 Bander, really? I don't have any sense of a "typical" case of suspected manslaughter by police, what happens besides the guy being placed on admin leave, at least in the first day or two.

Police aren't a flight risk.
I'm not aware of any police perp going on to commit more violent crimes while the incident is reviewed.

But I might have missed something.

Except for the Obama-worshiping nut LAPD garbage who went up to Lake Arrowhead for his stand-off, can't remember a cop doing anything but meekly showing up for the process if they get prosecuted.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (El6T/)

341 "Foo gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:42 PM (GvEen) "



The Voice of Wisdom.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (XXrUA)

342 And am I the only one who thinks the commanders name is LEGO?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (UNyae)

343
You pull out the .243 or .270 and start dropping them at 4 to 600 yards.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (GvEen)


The open range antelope season is open in Minneapolis?

Huh.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

344 319 This is one of those easy ones. Imagine Floyd had murdered a cop, on High Street in broad daylight. With witnesses and video footage.

Would we be investigating four days later or might he have been arrested by now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (gd9RK)

I doubt any of this would have happened had they arrested him a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Wooderson at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (nu45M)

Ok, I see two possibilities:

1) Given the history of screw-ups (Desmond) they are so afraid of taking any action, that they make no action and hence are still screwed. Everything they think of is wrong, they should just do the opposite of whatever their gut is telling them.

Or

*tinfoil hat on*

2) Someone wants this chaos and ordered them to take their time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (A5zUN)

345 Wouldn't you think the protestors would be home watching their free TVs?

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

346 Huh. Race-based conflict. In a Presidential election year in which Democrats are especially afraid of losing black votes. Never thought I'd see such a thing.

Granting that what passes for newspeople these days love to point their cameras at white people behaving badly, and away from blacks doing the same, the number of white people in a lot of shots is unexpected. How much of this is Antifa?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (dOV9E)

347 I hate it when those Lutherans run wild in Minnesota and loot all the jello. Damned skandi icebacks....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (I93kF)

348

NBC - 1876: Native Americans held a retirement party for the 7th Calvary and gave some of the men haircuts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (XvfQ9)

349 Got to go out and about. I will keep this Looting Loophole in the New Rules in mind.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (XHrkn)

350
M18 Claymore mine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:47 PM (hKLpI)



FRONT TOWARD LEFT

Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (I54dk)

351 You wouldn't have to shoot more than a handful of rioters to restore order.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

352 310 M1 or AR?

Claymores.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)


GAU-8
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (alrWI)

155 Howitzers

Posted by: Modern Day Napoleon at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

353 > Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.

Down goes Klobber! Down goes Klobber!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (hKLpI)

354 Christ Wallace

________


... and the neo-totalitarian holy trinity is complete: French, Comey, and Wallace.

I saw French, Comey, and Wallace open for ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

355 Go to the Apple App store. Search Minneapolis Police Scanner.

LOL

First return.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (GvEen)

356 The novel's baddie was named Simon LeGree. Which is a villain if I ever heard one.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LxTcq)

Up there with Snidley Whiplash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (A5zUN)

357 Discount Tire

***********

Cops and rubbers?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (m45I2)

358 This Plandemic has exposed a lot, including my across the street's neighbor's bodacious plumber's crack. I've learned, to my horror - she goes commando.

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (0Ng0w)

359 Anyone ask the mayor, the police chief or Gov No-Balls about that yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (WdocV)

They still haven't been arrested, have they? Anyone else would've gone straight to jail.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (nu45M)

360 Weasel, we ask, no, DEMAND, that you do the video.
Otherwise, all your pine tree belong to us.

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (fEY/q)

361 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.

___

Hey that guy was willing to, uh, lend me his comb if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Amy Klobaucher at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (WdocV)

362 >>Discount Tire


This entire world is out of alignment.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (8PNwI)

363 I think the looters are just looking to collect the items for this checklist.
Planning a trip to Vegas, I think:

https://tinyurl.com/yaggecee

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (ufFY8)

364 It appears that Walid Phares, one of Trump's campaign advisors and a critic of Obama's middle east policies, was the name on the scope memo that is still redacted.

What a fucking snake Obama was.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

365 Cue W to pop up and pronounce the Minneapolis happenings as "protests of peace."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (puu6v)

366 358 This Plandemic has exposed a lot, including my across the street's neighbor's bodacious plumber's crack. I've learned, to my horror - she goes commando.
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (0Ng0w)

You know, bodacious is another word that I should just stop reading at. It was a good story up to that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (A5zUN)

367 This Plandemic has exposed a lot, including my across the street's
neighbor's bodacious plumber's crack. I've learned, to my horror - she
goes commando.
___

That's hot.

Posted by: Doughbob Loadpants at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (WdocV)

368 Oooh, one cop is now asking for permission to 'drop a few cannisters'....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (ufFY8)

369
Toronto's mayor proclaims #MenstrualHygieneDay to help end the stigma surrounding periods from menstruators

https://tinyurl.com/y8uodezl

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (wiXsO)

370 I like the M1, though, as I'm good with the irons out to about 300 yards and Irons make for quick target acquisition.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:52 PM (WEBkv)

M-14 with a rock and roll switch.

Just REALLY have to understand the muzzle rise when Rockin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

371 doggeh is so polite
after he eats he seeks me out to say thanks

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (G546f)

372 ''Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.

Down goes Klobber! Down goes Klobber! ''

And didn't I just see a long news segment on her probably being SloJoes's VP pick. So much effort in pumping her up all for nothing.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (gLRfa)

373 And why you Minnesota peeps is Hamline street pronounced Hamlin?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (UNya

*******

Don't know. There is alao a University with the same name. It's always been Hamlin to me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (flINI)

374 360 Weasel, we ask, no, DEMAND, that you do the video.
Otherwise, all your pine tree belong to us.
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (fEY/q
--------
I will! I promised someone I'd do the M1Carbine next, but right after that.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

375 So, so stupid!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:50 PM (bDqIh)

The rules governing and/or protecting a designated "platform" vs a distributor or a publisher are pretty clear, and everyone on the interwebs are haw hawing about how Trump can't change that, like at all. But what the executive branch can change is your designation as a platform...oh, sure Twitter and Facebutt and everyone else caught up will go to court, but fighting the loss of that platform designation, never mind being able to change the law, will cost these tech companies a fortune in legal fees. That is what they worry about.

Trump can't change the law, but the FCC and the FTC still decide who gets the designation, and they can play holy hell there. I think they lose in the end, but like someone said, the punishment is the process...

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (32YRo)

376 358 This Plandemic has exposed a lot, including my across the street's neighbor's bodacious plumber's crack. I've learned, to my horror - she goes commando.
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 07:54 PM (0Ng0w)


I guess you just doxxed yourself. Now I know you live in a place other than across the street from Demi Rose.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (dOV9E)

377 Oooh, one cop is now asking for permission to 'drop a few cannisters'....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Of grape?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (GvEen)

378 > I saw French, Comey, and Wallace open for ...

The Village People at Barry's Bathhouse in Chicago.

They only lasted a couple of shows before getting fired for being too effeminate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (hKLpI)

379 Good grief, they need cops to guard the firemen putting out the Discount Tire fire.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

380 This entire world is out of alignment.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (8PNwI)


Geez, and after constantly rotating.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (8B6Ng)

381 Well if we're choosing hardware - W82. Plenty - and any more would be showy, and a waste of money. Permissive target, so delivery by any system.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (El6T/)

382 I really think 'protestors' is too harsh. Maybe disgruntled minority who's been considering a college degree. Nah...doesn't flow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (iq0yV)

383 ''Up there with Snidley Whiplash. ''

And Crabby Appleton

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (gLRfa)

384 377 Oooh, one cop is now asking for permission to 'drop a few cannisters'....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Of grape?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:56 PM (GvEen)

Damn, random scanner cop trumps us all: a few rounds of canister shot.

That would work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (A5zUN)

385
Unlike 1967-68, there is no draft, with all "winners" without a political connection getting a free trip to SE Asia, all expenses paid.

Seriously, remember that as the burning continues and spreads.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

386 368 Oooh, one cop is now asking for permission to 'drop a few cannisters'....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (ufFY


Hey, everybody poops. No shame in it.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (dOV9E)

387 " ...
"You go to war with the army you have."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,



You pull out the .243 or .270 and start dropping them at 4 to 600 yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (GvEen) "



6.5x55 here, but, yeah ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (XXrUA)

388 Weasel, so, let's say you see a mob coming down the
street..they're a couple of blocks away, burning cars as they move,
breaking windows, etc. "







"You go to war with the army you have."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,







You pull out the .243 or .270 and start dropping them at 4 to 600 yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (GvEen)

why not .308?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (+NdM9)

389 @379: "Good grief, they need cops to guard the firemen putting out the Discount Tire fire."

Last night, during the main riot, Minneapolis police requested St. Paul police backup, not for crowd control per se, but just to protect the fire trucks on scene.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (+oVP5)

390 The novel's baddie was named Simon LeGree. Which is a villain if I ever heard one.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LxTcq)

Up there with Snidley Whiplash.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Governor LePetomaine and Hedly Lamar.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (GvEen)

391 I really think 'protestors' is too harsh. Maybe disgruntled minority who's been considering a college degree. Nah...doesn't flow.

Community Organizers

Posted by: Just Lily at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (yIlsy)

392 Can someone get Biden to comment?

It will be epic.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

393 > Governor LePetomaine and Hedly Lamar.

Simon Bar Sinister.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (hKLpI)

394 This entire world is out of alignment.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (8PNwI)

Geez, and after constantly rotating.
Posted by: clutch cargo

it's tough to get one's bearings

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (G546f)

395 381 Well if we're choosing hardware - W82. Plenty - and any more would be showy, and a waste of money. Permissive target, so delivery by any system.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:57 PM (El6T/)

Damn, man. Did you have to go Nukular?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)

396 "364 It appears that Walid Phares, one of Trump's campaign advisors and a critic of Obama's middle east policies, was the name on the scope memo that is still redacted.

What a fucking snake Obama was."

Classic. It's the equivalent of getting pissed off at Mr. Rogers and unleashing the furies on him. Obama was a little on the thin-skinned side with the unfortunate power to destroy lives.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

397 Looked on YouTube, only few minute news reports, no live feed came up.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)

398 393 > Governor LePetomaine and Hedly Lamar.
Simon Bar Sinister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (hKLpI)


Boris Badenov

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (dOV9E)

399 Has Barack Oblahblah called for a beer summit yet?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

400 345
Wouldn't you think the protestors would be home watching their free TVs?

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

_________


Stealing electricity is a little harder ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (WqPYg)

401 If we are doing a wishlist: I vote an MG-08 with several spare belts and a rooftop position at the end of a street.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (A5zUN)

---

Mk-19

https://tinyurl.com/ojy9au4

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (RU4sa)

402 In their defense, tomorrow is Friday.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (qFB9S)

403 >>just to protect the fire trucks on scene.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (+oVP5)

*Please* let one of those trucks get stolen and joyridden through downtown, hoses dangling, ladder banging down the concrete canyon, half in flames...

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (XzT/D)

404 Tucker just said "rioters"

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (4a9Vv)

405 362 >>Discount Tire


This entire world is out of alignment.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (8PNwI)


Discount Tire only sells tires, but not front end alignments.

Could this be the real reason for the rioting?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

406 Tucker: "rioters" in first ten seconds.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (puu6v)

407 ''I really think 'protestors' is too harsh. Maybe disgruntled minority who's been considering a college degree. Nah...doesn't flow.''

No, no. You may be on to something. You know tuition is a burden no one should bear. The cost of higher education would be enough to drive anyone to liberate a flat screen from Target.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

408 No love for me? I'm MIRVable!

Posted by: W88 ALT 370 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

409 Would you say the situation is all jacked up?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (QLPEO)

410 Shots fired. Reports of shooting into vehicles and at least one home.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x)

411 Fox News coverage of the Discount Tire store is fair and balanced!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (m45I2)

412 "riots, looting arson grip Minneapolis" at the bottom of the screen on Tucker.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (4a9Vv)

413 Mk-19

https://tinyurl.com/ojy9au4
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (RU4sa)

Strong choice. I just like the image of commanding the roof gunner to 'Give them the whole 9 yards!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

414 But I might have missed something.


You missed that people aren't most pleased by a two faced system of justice.

You murder a guy on Broad Street with witnesses you get arrested. It's not about being a flight risk. It's about Blue Privilege.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (gd9RK)

415 nood otters

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (mFoNl)

416 394
This entire world is out of alignment.



Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:55 PM (8PNwI)



Geez, and after constantly rotating.

Posted by: clutch cargo



it's tough to get one's bearings

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (G546f)

_________


I envision a rocky road ahead. [damn, now I want some ice cream]

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

417 OTBiden Center at the University of Pennsylvania is Under Fire for Accepting $70 Million From China and not Reporting It _ 5/28/20
David Harris Jr.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycgyj32b


Complaint Filed Against University of Pennsylvania and Biden Center for Undisclosed China Mega-Donations _5/21/20
National Legal & Policy Center
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya37h6mv


Last July, the Philadelphia Inquirer noted that Penn has paid Mr. Biden $900,000 and asked "what did he do to earn the money" _ 3-26-20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaqdpu2m
Daniel Greenfield _Front Page


Biden was given the title of "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" at [university of] Penn ..., which involved him giving four speeches a year, for $390,000/year, according to PhillyMag 7/10/19
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc94f43h


Dickey "Toes" Morris tells the story 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yarf9hvj

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (Xb1xU)

418 Boris Badenov

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 07:59 PM (dOV9E)

Snidely Whiplash

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (32YRo)

419 In their defense, tomorrow is Friday.



The Moslem Day of Mayhem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

420 Have they thought about getting a Colt 45 delivery truck and doing a slow by - eventually leaving town? Kind of like the Pied Piper, only less skipping.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (8B6Ng)

421 410 Shots fired. Reports of shooting into vehicles and at least one home.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x)

Chicago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (A5zUN)

422 Stealing electricity is a little harder ...
Posted by: ShainS

I'm positive it can be done.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

423 410
Shots fired. Reports of shooting into vehicles and at least one home.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x)

Yeah, a white sedan shooting at a black sedan somewhere, hitting a house.
Must've been aiming at a barn door.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (ufFY8)

424 If I can only take one - I'm all in on the Springfield M1A - just the reproduction M14 with a syn stock.

I've carried it all day - it's not that heavy. The barrel is longer than the M16 - but not that much longer. I like it.

But it's what's comfortable for me. The best rifle for you is the one that feels the best. I hope each of you find it.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (QgEgJ)

425 was the Popeye's burned down? KFC? Wendy's doesn't count, I guess.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (4a9Vv)

426 The B-61. Nuff said.

BOOM

Back to your regular programing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (3H9h1)

427
why not .308?
Posted by: SturmToddler

Standing joke on a hunting forum I go to has the .308 bouncing off hides.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Rz5ej)

428 oh damn, Tucker now talking about "quest for justice"

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (4a9Vv)

429 392
Can someone get Biden to comment?



It will be epic.





Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

_________


"Why aren't all the Indians working at the 7-11's not fighting back against these Cowboys?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

430 M1 or AR? Why not both? What? Mrs. E says we don't have an M1? How can this be? The M1 won WW II. It's....well....it's a Garand, damnit! We gotta get one.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (XhWtx)

431 Tucker calling them looters

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (wiXsO)

432 ok, Ticker being sarcastic now.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (4a9Vv)

433 If Fox is just like NBC now, who's the newsturd with the rape button?

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (0Ng0w)

434 It's Minneapolis, the blue lighthouse of the northern regions. I really don't give a shit about blue cities anymore.

Let them burn (for whatever reason).

Posted by: Sooner at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Fs5vw)

435 Tucker's hammering the MSMers calling it "protests"

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (sGotD)

436 Riot?
Haha, A-10 go BRRRRRRRTTTTT!

Posted by: PabloD at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (6EInF)

437 I meant Tucker, I'm old.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (4a9Vv)

438 402
In their defense, tomorrow is Friday.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (qFB9S)

_________


... and I'm guessing that the welfare checks don't arrive until after the first of the month -- so there's that.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

439 >>>Can someone get Biden to comment?

It will be epic.


"If you ain't rioting, you ain't black!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (VWp7G)

440 >>>who's the newsturd with the rape button?



Shep.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (VWp7G)

441 411
Fox News coverage of the Discount Tire store is fair and balanced!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (m45I2)

________


LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

442 What about "white flight" aka "ethnic cleansing" ???
Posted by: 11B40 at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (evgyj)


Stay, and enjoy the diversity.

You'll probably survive it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (dpmG8)

443 In their defense, tomorrow is Friday.†

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (qFB9S)†

*********

Friday night is gonna be lit because they don't have to get up for work on Saturday... wait, what?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (flINI)

444 I wonder if the pregnant woman who was just in an accident is the same one from earlier

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (UNyae)

445 Mk-19

https://tinyurl.com/ojy9au4
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (RU4sa)


There you go - another solid vote for the Mk 19.

And it is not just for thin skinned targets.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (1g7ch)

446 33 NBC is prohibiting reporters from using the word "riot" in its coverage of violent outbursts in Minnesota

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "violent outbursts" in its coverage of the street mob attacks in Minnesota.

NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "street mob attacks" in its coverage of the performance art in Minnesota.
Posted by: Updates as they happen at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (RrgoP)


NBC is now prohibiting reporters from using the term "Minnesota" in its coverage of ... uh ... a vibrant street fair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (dpmG8)

447 Is Corn Pop there?

Posted by: Dingbat at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (N0gU3)

448 155 Howitzers
Posted by: Modern Day Napoleon

If I had some HIMARS rounds I could start picken 'em off from here!

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (7MUvN)

449

Holy cow!
A PGIS sighting.
Takes me back to my early days, it does.

Nam Grunt gonna come poppin' outta one these doors next.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Ww1tL)

450 434 It's Minneapolis, the blue lighthouse of the northern regions. I really don't give a shit about blue cities anymore.

Let them burn (for whatever reason).
Posted by: Sooner at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Fs5vw)


Milwaukee shudders. "Why oh why did we ever allow the Democrat Party convention to come here?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (dpmG8)

451 Ah, the Winnie Mandela Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


An Unforgettable Necklace

Posted by: The Home Shopping ANC Channel at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)

452 I'm a traditionalist. 106mm, flechettes. Street swept clean. Messy clean-up though. Pretty sure that a single round would be mood-altering..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (ysC0S)

453 What Mike Hammer said.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (XhWtx)

454 134
Scarlett Johansson cannot act, as far as I can tell.

Always the same facial expression. Always.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Sure she can act. She just has a limited range.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (0V/8D)

455 https://tinyurl.com/felonOD
Daily Mail- Prosecutors-warn-evidence-does-not-support-criminal
Odds on Saint Travon Martin Jr dieing of an OD just skyrocketed.
Yes, I know, it's still excessive force.
If OD is the case, then the democong establishment is slowwalking information that could could end the riots sooner.
Then again, if MPD doesn' want to deal with the source of the problem, i.e, democong traitors on the city council, that's on them. I know I would want to both fulfill my oath to defend the Constitution AND to preserve my job...hopefully, they figger it out.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (Tia6s)

456 420 Have they thought about getting a Colt 45 delivery truck and doing a slow by - eventually leaving town? Kind of like the Pied Piper, only less skipping.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Put speakers on it playing rap music, like an ice cream truck. Only different.

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (7MUvN)

457 Give those who wish to destroy the space to do that. It works.

Posted by: Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ysC0S)

458 M1 or AR?



Claymores.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:39 PM (8PNwI)





GAU-8

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 28, 2020 07:49 PM (alrWI)



155 Howitzers

Posted by: Modern Day Napoleon at May 28, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

as long as you situate them on the moral high ground...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (+NdM9)

459 Correct usage has both The and Man capitalized when referencing The Man, and has until at least the Sixties.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Chico at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Il+s2)

460 Its a blue city, ultra progressive, let it burn.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Ju2mK)

461 Tonight is one night I can really go Galt, bring out the popcorn, and watch it burn.

I hope the rioters burn their neighborhoods to the ground. They are no longer our countrymen.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (TnwAJ)

462 I really had a lot of compassion for the Floyd situation. It looked terrible what happened. I was in full support of those officers being placed on leave while the investigation unfolded - and if they were found guilty of manslaughter (as I suspect they will be) I will consider justice served.

However the rioting has completely evaporated any good will I had for their community. You don't make your political point by destruction of innocent peoples' property.

Bit is Minnedishu. I guess I'm embracing the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (9V81o)

463 417:
Wait, Penn has a "Biden Center for Undisclosed China Mega-Donations"? That's admirably forthright!

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (kUy54)

464 I'm really getting fed up with the Fox News website. Every page has a pop-up asking you to turn off your adblocker (ain't happening). Every single page you go to. On top of that, every page has a "Fox News Flash headlines" video that you also have to shut down too (and if you scroll down the page to read a story, it follows you down).

Fox News is becoming an unpleasant experience.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (Ezw/y)

465 Burning buildings are products of combustion.

Posted by: NBC at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (p16zd)

466 Having had a close up and personal relationship with a pair of B-61s, may I suggest that those may be the remedy to the situation...Just dont violate the No Lone Zone...or you might get to feel what an M-16 up your butt feels like...Just sayin.....

Posted by: jasonj at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (qSQLQ)

467 At work today, I left when there was an announcement into the mostly empty building that protesters and cops were having a confab a half mile away.
I just spent a couple hours sewing stuff into a vest for tomorrow. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: FlimFlammed at May 28, 2020 10:34 PM (ZTDnL)

Chris Hayes: Why Is There a Different Reaction to Peaceful Protesters Who Are Actually Peaceful Protesters and "Peaceful Protesters" We Only Call Peaceful Protesters Because It Would be Racist to Say "Rioters and Looters"?

Why, indeed? Why do we not mass arrest non-lawbreaking white people while using tear gas to disburse rioters, looters, and arsonists?

I hope John Sexton's post won't get him in trouble with Karenpundit, the Salon #Hot25 True Conservative who has long had a homoerotic crush on the archprogressive toadling and dainty-fingered bridgetroll Chris Hayes.

Hayesí point is that the protesters in Minneapolis were treated differently because they are progressive, or maybe because they are minorities. But thereís more to the story than that. On Tuesday night, police were criticized for using tear gas and foam bullets against protesters but the mayor said the police chief took that action because some of the protesters were becoming violent and breaking into police vehicles.

Sexton adds, dryly:

There's no doubt this actually happened because thereís video of it happening.

Racist video, you mean.

They were also liberating HD TVs from bondage at Target.

And setting the Fires of Freedom, all over a car dealership.

But nah, those are Racist Facts. The obvious answer as to why protesters were treated as protesters and rioters were treated as rioters is Because Racism.

They were also attacking a police precinct, which most people who are not on CNN or MSNBC and who are not NeverTrump Very Online Virtue Signallers would admit is the level of lawlessness and violence that usually invites a touch of police attention.

By the way, FoxNews -- your "conservative" news alternative -- is also only calling the rioters and looters "protesters." I just saw a chyron stating that Minneapolis was "bracing for another night of protests."

Oh? They're worried about protests, are they?

Why do I think that's not what they're really worried about? Is that why the National Guard has been activated? To protect against further "protests"?

FoxNews, man: It's CNN with pudgier anchors.*


This is the trouble with the constant demands we pretend, and pretend, and pretend, and demands that we constantly speak in falsehoods, and that the truth is illegal and will be punished.

We start by giving in and saying, "Oh, what's the big deal if we call rioters 'protesters,' all the liberals on Twitter say that would be polite and virtuous," and we move within hours to demands that we actually treat protesters and rioters and rioters as protesters.

We're not talking about Racially Polite Euphemism any longer. Now we're talking about real-world arrests (or non-arrests) which are mandated by our original concession to join the left in its Empire of Lies.

Because The Twitter Smart-Set (TM) says it would be racist to point out that many of these "protesters" are committing actual crimes, and serious ones, and violent ones.

And what can we do at that point? We've already conceded every point leading to that conclusion.


* Obviously, Tater is excluded from consideration in this particular comparative.

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Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 06:34 PM (j7aNt)

2 mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (gD6Ka)

3 Huh

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (7Fj9P)

4 Serious question:

What percentage of police would follow any order, no matter how unconstitutional, if their salaries and pensions are on the line?

The police were "hero's" during the pandemic, now they are all racists again. Libs will certainly need the police carry out their version of the final solution. I'm confused.

Posted by: ALB at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (OMmPm)

5 He keeps asking this kind of question and he'll be lucky to have a Hot Dog Cart.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (vA0oN)

6 Hard to argue with the slippery slope of language when we have all this evidence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (A5zUN)

7 We are not racist! Prince lived here!

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (89jOB)

8 Don't you remember when Sam Adams was taking all that tea --and big-screen TVs home?

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Eicbe)

9 Trump is sitting on something huge for these fuckwits to act this way.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (PsNcC)

10 >>>5 He keeps asking this kind of question and he'll be lucky to have a Hot Dog Cart.
Posted by: garrett at

From your lips to God's ears.

This dainty-fingered pussy shouldn't be legally permitted to handle or distribute hotdogs.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

11 damnit I want a hotdog

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

12 archprogressive toadling and dainty-fingered bridgetroll Chris Hayes

Poetry and 100% accurate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

13 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

14 Oh, he handles hot dogs alright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PsNcC)

15 Wait...was it not Chris Hayes asking that?

Was it Sexton asking it of Hayes?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (vA0oN)

16 Old and busted: "Minnesota nice."

New hotness: World Star Hip Hop.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (XzT/D)

17 So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they bonk someone on the head?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

18 I'd rather remove the last nut from a manifold than watch SCARJO

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (JgrP5)

19 That timing was bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PsNcC)

20 Is Minneapolis burning?

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

21 Okay, Shelvy McHotdog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

22 One of the most Schadenfreudalicious aspects of these events is that Minneapolis is one of tthose leftist cities that for YEARS has pretended that "Oh we are so much Better than you, we are so much more Moral than you, look how much we care about immigrants! About Love and Peace and Rainbows and Unicorns!!!"

and now THIS Is the consequence they get for all of their years of shitheadedness. YOU DESERVE IT YOU ALL DO!!!!

but now someone will show up and say "well this isn't the time for recriminations."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (Kpl3J)

23 Calling them protesters is no different than saying Floyd got a neck massage.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (aO8Gd)

24 ''Don't you remember when Sam Adams was taking all that tea --and big-screen TVs home?''

Nobody wanted to see a Samsung big screen floating in the harbor.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (gLRfa)

25 >>>15 Wait...was it not Chris Hayes asking that?

Was it Sexton asking it of Hayes?

...

it's chris hayes asking, sexton answering.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

26 Will they still call them protests when this goes nationwide ala Watts riots?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

27 Surely Hayes can point to the property damage caused by the recent white 'mobs.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

28 There's another reason that the police didn't fire on the white guys with rifles, and that's because the police were outgunned. Had the police tried to start something there would've been a bloodbath with a lot of police ending up in the morgue.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (nu45M)

29 4.....

No one I know thought the cops were "hero's" during the panicdemic! In fact, I'd say the cops really tarnished their brand over the last three months, especially with conservatives.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (6B+ER)

30 >>>21 Okay, Shelvy McHotdog.


We mock what we don't understand.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

31 there could be some logic to this:
turning your neighborhood into a no-go zone means cops will be afraid to arrest anyone there, thus decreasing the likelihood of police brutality
/antifa logic

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (G546f)

32 Patty loves to rock-and-roll.

A hotdog makes her lose control.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (XzT/D)

33 at least the fake pandemic won't be the lead story tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

34 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."

At some point, you've got enough flat screens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

35 Hey, has the Squad weighed in on this?

Ilhan Nur bin Bro bin Bro or whatever, has she declared which side she's on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

36 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)
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A bag of them?

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (Eicbe)

37 If you ever get the chance, Ace : Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.

Best Dogs on Earth.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (k5r8H)

38 BRING ON THE RIOTS

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (JgrP5)

39 Those 'protests' look pretty diverse to me. They make sure they get at least one hipster in each shot.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (1g7ch)

40 Wait, why would it be RAAAAACIST when some of the Rioters are Hispanic, and some WHITE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

41 This dainty-fingered pussy shouldn't be legally permitted to handle or distribute hotdogs.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

Willing to bet those dainty fingers have handled a lot of hot dogs, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (nu45M)

42 Minneapolis Burning.

Thread winner.

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (89jOB)

43 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."


What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

44 >>>A bag of them?

amazon sells this combination hotdog/bun warmer that looks like a hotdog cart and i love it.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

45 Been listening to the police scanner from St. Paul. It's a riot.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

46 Did I miss the Michigan State House being consumed by flames? Maybe Chris Hayes is sitting on the secret videos?

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (6B+ER)

47 I mean, I don't have it. I avoid bread.

But If I ate bread, I'd want it warmed in this hotdog/bun warmer.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

48
you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

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But are they sandwiches?

Posted by: Jonah "Hotdog Ace" Goldberg at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

49 No one I know thought the cops were "hero's" during the panicdemic! In fact, I'd say the cops really tarnished their brand over the last three months, especially with conservatives.
Posted by: PacosMojo at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (6B+ER)

To be fair, there have been several Sheriffs and I believe Police Depts coming forward against the more off the wall, Stasi like Governor demands (like restrictions on travel and association) and saying they are not the fucking Gestapo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (A5zUN)

50 Five Finger Discount

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

51 *throws hot dog at ace*

Sorry, I'm practicing social distancing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

52 ''So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they bonk someone on the head?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (lwiT4)''

My question also cuz if they are not able to protect themselves while subduing the herd why have them out there. I most certainly do not want to hear that one of their number has been killed or injured because they were unarmed.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (gLRfa)

53 Saint Paul PD is reporting rocks and bottles thrown at them, massive looting, fires, and the last call I heard was a bunch of yutes making Molotovs.Oh, and multiple reports of shots fired.

But yes, they're just like the people who want the states to open.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (VWp7G)

54 Reginald Denny interrupted a protest when he accidentally ran into a protestor's brick.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

55 Chris Hayes should stick to hotdogs!

*Which are NOT a sandwich - fight me!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

56 How can we sleep while the Target is burning?

Posted by: Midnight Oil at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (PsNcC)

57 (Burn baby burn) Minneapolis Inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Minneapolis Inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)

58 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."
---
I'm guessing not a Rule of Law fan.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (Eicbe)

59 44 >>>A bag of them?

amazon sells this combination hotdog/bun warmer that looks like a hotdog cart and i love it.

Posted by: ace

how did you get it home on the vespa?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

60 42 Minneapolis Burning.

Thread winner.
Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (89jOB)


turn in your AOS card

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (JgrP5)

61 Animals gotta animal.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx)

62 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

in the messenger bag
on a vespa

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (G546f)

63 >>>37 If you ever get the chance, Ace : Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.

sounds good.

I'm a simple man, though. I stick to mustard and kraut or mustard and (sugar free) relish, when I want a change up.

I don't go for all the Fancy Toppin's.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

64 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."


What? Target doesn't sell to black people?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)
***********
Reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (wiXsO)

65 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs
Posted by: ace



**************


Threadwiener!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (m45I2)

66 The NG is there to put on a show of force, and that's it. They can use the NG vehicles to use up gas, which gets old in the gas tank faster than it used to. So the NG won't do anything except ride around.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (lsxVG)

67 Clearly - CLEARLY! - what's needed here is for cops to prove themselves "regular folks" by doing choreographed Tik Tok videos.

I think all right-thinking people agree: that's what usually works.

...And then maybe the looters could do choreographed Tik Tok videos.

3.) World Peace!

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (mo/k+)

68 Well, if we don't get Bernie Bro riots in Milwaukee, I guess we can settle for Minneapolis. I wonder how many fine, upstanding young Somalis walked out of Target with a new TV?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

69 Soon there will be "protests " that The Man won't build stores in that area.

Posted by: Dingbat at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (N0gU3)

70 Chris Hayes should stick to hotdogs!

*Which are NOT a sandwich - fight me!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (bDqIh)
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Pow!
Zop!
Sprang!
Badoo!

Posted by: Adam West Batman at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (Eicbe)

71 Jewells45, how did your fence turn out?
We are getting a new fence ourselves and I remembered you had gotten a new one.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (Xt7n2)

72 ''I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."


What? Target doesn't sell to black people?''

Raised in the era of Obama. They deserve it for free don't you know.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (gLRfa)

73 Reginald Denny interrupted a protest when he accidentally ran into a protestor's brick.

He deliberately hit that poor thug's favorite brick with his racist white head.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

74 Willowed


a neighborhood run by busybody soccer moms is very different than one run by Che Guevara.


How
about living in nursing home in NY under Gov Quomo, and being
exterminated like a cockroach? Is that close enough to Stalin for you?

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (yRflB)

75 >>I'm a simple man, though. I stick to mustard and kraut or mustard and (sugar free) relish, when I want a change up.


That's all you will get. Dog w/ Mustard and an Orange Drink.

Gotta get the orange Drink.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (8PNwI)

76 >>>in the messenger bag
on a vespa



The hot dogs are NOT on a shelf, though. Confirmed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (VWp7G)

77 So when do we get to protest against CNN HQ and the NYT bldg?

With the same amount of force and violence?

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (SJDa9)

78 Also, isn't Hayes admitting the need for the 2ad Amendment?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (aO8Gd)

79 Sexton should go to the Daily Caller. Hot gas is dead and will most likely fall under the bullwark/lincoln project umbrella.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (vKhgw)

80 Fence the place off and let them have at it... Just don't let them back out...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (Zmnko)

81 That's the thing - it's insulting to the people who are actually protesting to lump them in with the rioters and looters.

Were I someone there protesting, I would be screaming my head off about how the hell dare you lump me in with that scum.

But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

There's been a bunch of thermonuclear hot takes about how none of the white people with guns who "stormed" the Michigan (I think it was MI) capitol whilst armed were not arrested and ree ree ree.

Well. That's because the capitol wasn't stormed and the guns were carried legally. Just because the Karenchecks think that those guns should be illegal doesn't magically make it so.

Oh this timeline. It can be so wondrous and so stupid at the same time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)

82 " demands that we actually treat protesters and rioters and rioters as protesters."

The power of "and" in action?

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (CxERZ)

83 "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."

Oh lawdy I'll never have to sweep again.

Posted by: Guy who just stole a vacuum cleaner at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

84 >>>Threadwiener!!!


haha

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

85 "Video is racist!" - Chris Hayes

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

86 The hot dogs are NOT on a shelf, though. Confirmed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (VWp7G)
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But the chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (Eicbe)

87 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

NO ONE SELLS TO BLACK PEOPLE.

There are no black people with retail merchandise, anywhere, because racism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

88 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

***********

Reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (wiXsO)


Someone actually tweeted that the looting was partial reparations.


What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

89 Jewells45, how did your fence turn out?

Great I love it! No more worrying about the dogs behind us.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

90 Doesn't Chris Hayes claim to be a member of the "Christian Left"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

91 Chris, bubby,

Maybe its because the guys with the guns were not shooting or looting, they were peacefully protesting.

While the other was throwing stuff, and looting stores.

You know, one a legal assembly, one an out of control Illegal Mob?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (NgKpN)

92 I've also seen the equivalence as "armed MAGA protesters" and (implied) unarmed #BLM protesters.

Yes, when you describe it that way, the former sounds more menacing.

The problem is that it glosses over how each respective crowd behaved. The MAGA protesters weren't pointing or shooting their guns, while the BLM/Antifa people are smashing, burning, driving cars into shops, etc. That they are not using guns to do this doesn't make them less menacing than the MAGA people.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (bDqIh)

93 Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.

Muhmoronewok?

Posted by: x at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (nFwvY)

94 https://bit.ly/3expGPl
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Trump: Social media companies have unchecked power to control, censor information | Fox News Video

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (j7aNt)

95 So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they
allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they
bonk someone on the head?

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Mad props to whoever jacks the tank.

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)

96 75 >>I'm a simple man, though.


wut r u waring ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (JgrP5)

97 this hotdog/bun warmer.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM

Oooo...talk to me, baby.

Posted by: Shep! at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (rBtIz)

98 All this on the 4th anniversary of Harambe's murder.

Sadz.

He saw it coming. We should have listened.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (3H9h1)

99 Even those of us who aren't working are going to have to go thru mandatory HR YOU ARE A RACIST AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT training.

After all, I'm being forced to wear a mask because YOU ARE AN ASYMPTOMATIC CARRIER AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT

I'm so looking forward to the civil war. I just wish we'd hashed this out in 2008 when I was younger and had more momentum.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (DY3v8)

100 >>>Gotta get the orange Drink.


this hotdog stand I went to as a kid would give you a drink that was half orange jucie, half apple juice. It was incredible. The two mixed to make something amazing.

Unfortunately, that's also like 15 teaspoons of sugar in one cup.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

101 Hayes should get himself a pistol so he can suck start it. Law abiding blacks in Minneapolis had a protest yesterday early in the day. No tear gas etc was used on them. The hoodlums came out later and starting liberating TVs and things.

The media always does that crap of lumping ALL blacks together as though the middle class ones that probably protested both the lockdowns and the cop killing his handcuffed arrestee, identify with the wilding group that is looting and burning. SMFH from this whitebread cracker.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (T9Hmo)

102 Were I someone there protesting, I would be screaming my head off about how the hell dare you lump me in with that scum.

But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)
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And you would be missing out on some of the best deals at Target ever!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Eicbe)

103 I went to a riot and all I got was this T-Shirt.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (2DOZq)

104 They make cauliflower pizza dough, I imagine some hipster dufus must make a hot dog bun out of that shit too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Xrf6t)

105 88 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

***********

Reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (wiXsO)

Someone actually tweeted that the looting was partial reparations.


What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

Well... lets see, connect the dots.

You shoot arrows at Targets.

Arrows were used by Indians.

Indians kept slaves, just like the White Man.

ergo.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

106 ace, sounds delicious.
Also ace, could I email you? I wrote a piece I want to submit to the Babylon Bee, titled "Michigan Governor Whitmer Revealed to be the Devil."
Would love to get your feedback.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

107 >>Unfortunately, that's also like 15 teaspoons of sugar in one cup.


Whatever...

Stand next to Jonah Goldberg. Instant GAINZ!

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (8PNwI)

108 >>>104 They make cauliflower pizza dough, I imagine some hipster dufus must make a hot dog bun out of that shit too

you can, it's just a pain in the ass to make them. Lately I'm using storebought low-carb tortillas as "buns."

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

109 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov cocktails. This is Saint Paul. Peaceful bunch there in Saint Paul.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (UNyae)

110 If I have to prove I'm healthy enough to give blood, why shouldn't the people in the clinic need to satisfy me they're healthy enough to take my blood?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (XFBHF)

111 I'm a simple man, though. I stick to mustard and kraut or mustard and (sugar free) relish, when I want a change up.

I don't go for all the Fancy Toppin's.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

Wait, if you don't eat bread do you just hold the dog, kraut, and mustard in your greasy fingers?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (nu45M)

112 Great I love it! No more worrying about the dogs behind us.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

Excellent!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Xt7n2)

113 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

114 Topic is hot dogs? Really?
Just polished off another two chili dogs from Mustards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Little Miss Chrissy would, it seems, be as worried about the 'armed protestors' standing in front of his house - heavy emphasis on the word STANDING - as he would be were rioters tossing Molotov cocktails through his front window and smashing down his front door.

Little Miss Chrissy needs to grow the fuck up.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (e284m)

116 PGIS!

Hi lady.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (8PNwI)

117 Ace's combat Vespa features spiked tires, and a rich fuel mixture when send delicate but tasteful flames out the back - where it cooks fresh hot dogs to perfection!

He keep condiments in his concertina wire-wrapped messenger bag.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

118 I'm a simple man, though.


wut r u waring ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (JgrP5)
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Khakis.

Posted by: New Jake From State Farm at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (Eicbe)

119 >>>Wait, if you don't eat bread do you just hold the dog, kraut, and mustard in your greasy fingers?

knife and fork, same with pizza, same with burgers.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

120 @60 Hey, I was just giving kudos to zombie.

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (89jOB)

121 Get one of the Retro Hot Dog toasters. I love mine.
Does the buns too.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

123 Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (UNyae)

124 If you pulled a hundred of these " aggressive shoppers" out of the crowd, and asked them to name the man who was killed by the police officer, how many would even know?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

125 Important Announcement From Target Stores in Minneapolis: "During these uncertain times, it's important to remember social distancing and other preventative practices that reduce the chance to spread Covid-19. In that spirit, Target in Minneapolis would like to announce Curbside Looting. Just pull up to the front of the store and let us know what you would have taken during a riot situation* and one of our associates will run inside and get the items for you. Remember, we're all in this together!"*offer void if no riot in progress.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (0jZvB)

126 18 I'd rather remove the last nut from a manifold than watch SCARJO

Since she came over here from the last thread, I must say I liked her as a teenage girl in The Horse Whisperer. It was a great role. Very touching performance.

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (CxERZ)

127 >>Wait, if you don't eat bread do you just hold the dog, kraut, and mustard in your greasy fingers?


I think I see where all that Greasy Dick talk originates.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (8PNwI)

128 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.

Costco has some from a company called Franz.. too afraid to try it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Zmnko)

129 In Baltimore when the looted the CVS and burned it, they rebuilt it. I drove by it and it looks much like a fortress now. Didn't see machine gun ports, but we didn't really want to hang around very long in that area.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (lsxVG)

130 95 So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they
allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they
bonk someone on the head?

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Mad props to whoever jacks the tank.
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)

They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

131 A LEO once told me that "protesters" often had good taste. The Chevis etc always went first. When he saw Mad Dog he knew the "protest" was about over.

Posted by: Dingbat at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (N0gU3)

132 ''this hotdog stand I went to as a kid would give you a drink that was half orange jucie, half apple juice. It was incredible. The two mixed to make something amazing. ''

Nothing else? No club soda? I think I may try that. I've mixed OJ with just about every other juice but never tried it with apple juice. Now I'm trying to think what liquor would compliment that best. Hmm...

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (gLRfa)

133 I'm sure all the business owners will agree they are protesters

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

134 So basically this is a warmup for the Dem convention later on.

Posted by: morigu at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Eu98u)

135 123 Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone

Wearing their covid masks...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Zmnko)

136 NO ONE SELLS TO BLACK PEOPLE.

There are no black people with retail merchandise, anywhere, because racism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
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It's because they don't know how to get ID cards.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Eicbe)

137 >>>128 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.

Costco has some from a company called Franz.. too afraid to try it

...

that's at costco? Wow, I want to try that.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

138 But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM

Maybe if you stood on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)

139 Illogical comparisons is what the Left does . It's one of their inherent traits.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

140 Now I'm trying to think what liquor would compliment that best. Hmm...
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (gLRfa)

vodka

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (G546f)

141 If I have to prove I'm healthy enough to give blood, why shouldn't the people in the clinic need to satisfy me they're healthy enough to take my blood?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (XFBHF)

Never, ever give blood. You can sell it, but never just hand it over for free.

Cash only.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

142 Just got an email from the office that our company is on standby to board up stores in riot prone cities. One of our crews just did 3 in St. Paul.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (R5lpX)

143 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also
holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing
things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov
cocktails.


oh my gosh

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

144 >>Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone


Back in 68 there were caravans of cars coming up to the NE Cities ferrying guns and "Protestors" from the Southern States.

The National Guard in Newark shot a lot of them and dumped them in the river.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (8PNwI)

145 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

My Target has booze, but its Calif, don't know about there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

146 >>>So basically this is a warmup for the Dem convention later on.


They eliminated the need to tear the city down. It's already gone! Sadly, Omar wasn't there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (VWp7G)

147 Mittens is upset with Trump again:

@MittRomney

I know Joe Scarborough. Joe is a friend of mine. I don't know T. J. Klausutis. Joe can weather vile, baseless accusations but T. J.? His heart is breaking. Enough already.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

148
that's at costco? Wow, I want to try that.

I'm in NorCal and mine has it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)

149 124
If you pulled a hundred of these " aggressive shoppers" out of the
crowd, and asked them to name the man who was killed by the police
officer, how many would even know?


Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
His name? Uh, Freeshit Shopin!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (e284m)

150 >>That's all you will get. Dog w/ Mustard and an Orange Drink.

>>Gotta get the orange Drink.

I used to work with a guy who made his money in commercial real estate, building malls around the country. He was also cheaper than Scrooge McDuck.

We traveled a lot together and no matter what city we landed in he knew where to find the best hot dog cart. It's actually a myth that you can't get sick of hot dogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

151 I get the stinkeye when I'm at my Chicagoland Target because I keep my nose out, because a) this is a pointless exercise, and b) I have a cute nose.

And I honestly think Target is shorting their merchandising for durables as well as consumables to keep the panic going.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v8)

152 Because BLACK.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (pw+jk)

153 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Read that as:
What? Target doesn't sell black people?

Posted by: that's why they call me banned at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (HsA0t)

154 Hey maybe a reporter can ask the black Police commissioner why he's running a "systemically racist" police force.


The levels of cognitive dissidence that would ensue would be priceless.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (lh1YW)

155 133
I'm sure all the business owners will agree they are protesters

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

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Clearly no rooftop Koreans in town.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

156 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov cocktails. This is Saint Paul. Peaceful bunch there in Saint Paul.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (UNyae)
*************
Let it burn and let the Dems keep defending it.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (wiXsO)

157 @122: "Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted."

Bullshit. The little independent liquor store three blocks from my apartment was looted and ransacked last night. The only saving grace is that the looters didn't go full crazy and start pulling down entire shelves of wine onto the floor.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (+oVP5)

158 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

Probably b/c they figure the owners might be armed.

Posted by: Gem at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (kIHih)

159 Easy fix: cropdust them. Or maybe chemtrail them. Yeah yeah, that's the ticket...CHEMTRAILS!

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (BuB4M)

160 What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Unfortunately, after Peak Stupid there is nothing but an uninhabited, smoldering, ash-covered rock floating silently in space.

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (mo/k+)

161 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

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Minnehaha wine and Liquor for sure. Many Minnesota Targets have a stand alone liquor store up front. I didn't see one in the Minnehaha store videos.

There are a LOT of liquor stores on Lake Street. It is still a commercial boulevard, or maybe it WAS...

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (+0uDE)

162 138 But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM

Maybe if you stood on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)

Try and sound like Tricia Helfer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (A5zUN)

163 Whole lotta fat white women at this riot. Guess they're hoping to find a Tinder match.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (VWp7G)

164 Maybe if you stood on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)


Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (R5lpX)

165 They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

They really only need 2 snipers.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

166 A hotdog goes to get his mail.
Opens the mailbox, pulls out a flyer which reads:
YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WEINER!

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

167 We'll of course need a couple $billion to 'fix' Minneapolis and St. Paul now.

Urban warfare renewal!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (e284m)

168 >>Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.


Top Dog in Rockport, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)

169 >>also holding magic noodle owner against will.

Magic noodle owner casts spell, miracles self away. Asian children clap, happy, show ends, back to calculus homework.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (XzT/D)

170 68 Well, if we don't get Bernie Bro riots in Milwaukee, I guess we can settle for Minneapolis. I wonder how many fine, upstanding young Somalis walked out of Target with a new TV?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

There is a "protest" scheduled for tomorrow in Milwaukee's hood. Apparently, the organizers are sending out emails saying "Burn Milwaukee down!" So you know it will be peaceful.

I imagine there are a few stores down there and their contents need to be liberated.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (HabA/)

171 review of franz bread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bKtXliesA

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

172 Obviously, what's needed is free college.

Because college makes dumb people smart.

...And because free high school has done wonders for the black community. So let's click that dial up one more notch.



Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mo/k+)

173 Even the horseshoe bats feeding on the donut crumbs in my quarantine beard can see that in the dystopian authoritarian nightmare that America has become in the Age of Trump, the protesters in Minneapolis have no other outlet to make their political voice heard.

Given how Trump has corrupted our nation's law enforcement and intelligence functions to suppress his crimes and retain power, one can't be surprised when people like these protesters we see in Minneapolis no longer have respect for law enforcement.

The Couch: The horseshoe bats have come home to roost!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (jitVH)

174 >>Top Dog in Rockport, MA.


Never go to Massachusetts.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (8PNwI)

175 @123: "Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone"

I saw that last night, and they tend to travel in packs of three or four cars, not alone.

Worse, the ladies raiding the local Sephora drove up in two new, fully pimped out SVUs. Fancy rims, illegally dark tinted windows, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (+oVP5)

176 Karenpundit? xD

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (vGJY7)

177 Good thing Mall of America is closed probably forever. Imagine people looting the Brookstone store.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (DY3v8)

178 What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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We're barely making base camp.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Eicbe)

179 Keto Bread sounds like it would suck balls.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (8PNwI)

180 Is Chris Hayes the guy who's Chubby Jonah's business partner? Is The Dispatch up and running?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (XFBHF)

181 damn

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (vGJY7)

182 >>>This is Saint Paul. Peaceful bunch there in Saint Paul.


I guess the Somalis pushed out the Scandis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (VWp7G)

183 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the
aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the
world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen
car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)


There was a liquor store looted. The reporterette showed a guy with his pants nearly falling off from bottles shoved in his pants.

And apparently tornadoes cause looting, too. In May, 2011 looters hit a Minneapolis liquor store after a tornado hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

184 They looted the liquor store earlier. But not the tobacco store because the owners were armed. Also a wig store. Because priorities

They keep going track to foot locker.

For those in the area all the action is university ave by midway marketplace and north and east from there

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (UNyae)

185 We are all Rooftop Koreans now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (pw+jk)

186 161 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

Yeah, imagine looting a Dollar Store. You come out with an armload of cleaning supplies and cans of soup worth a grand total of $25.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (HabA/)

187 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (0jZvB)

188 I'll just toss this out for your consideration. How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

189 >>Imagine people looting the Brookstone store.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (DY3v

"Go on. *Try* to boost the massage chair up outta here on your back."

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (XzT/D)

190 Traveling Man I wouldn't want any part of it.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ZCEU2)

191 Didja ever eat a hot dog that had one of those knots in the skin at one end, like a poorly constructed navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (m45I2)

192 Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (DY3v8)

193 And apparently tornadoes cause looting, too. In May, 2011 looters hit a Minneapolis liquor store after a tornado hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Which of those two things caused more damage?

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (mo/k+)

194 Let's parse some more, shall we?

The protestors in Lansing routinely were referred to as "predominantly white." The race of the predominately black rioters in Minneapolis is never mentioned. The lack of masks routinely was mentioned when the lockdowns were protested. The lack of masks will not be mentioned in regard to the Minneapolis riots. The presence of Confederate flags (I assume this is true) was mentioned in regard to the Lansing protests. The presence of Hammer & Sickle flags in Minneapolis never will be mentioned. The potential of violence in Lansing always was implied. The likelihood of violence in Minneapolis never is discussed outside of the original brutality.

It could be dismissed as harmless farce but/for the inherent danger. People will be hurt and possibly killed in Minneapolis because truth has to be avoided at all costs. Another great American city is about to become a ghost town due to left-wing hypocrisy and power grabbing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (puu6v)

195 156. Yep. You get the gov you vote for. Have a ball.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (svbBD)

196 ace, did you see that Ruby Rose is leaving Batgirl?

shocka! /s

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

197 >>Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.


>Top Dog in Rockport, MA

Mission - Newport, RI

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)

198 165
They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)


Read my mind. Just enough to be present where they can be withdrawn before they're overwhelmed everywhere they try to make a penny packet stand.

But it'll have the Democrat/Karen mantra splashed all over it "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" and the Governor will be able to say "I deployed the guard!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (e284m)

199 Top Dog in Rockport, MA.


Never go to Massachusetts.
Posted by: garrett

Nothing but lips and Massholes.

Posted by: Midnight Oil at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (PsNcC)

200 Keto Bread sounds like it would suck balls.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (8PNwI)
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But without all the carbs.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Eicbe)

201 There is a "protest" scheduled for tomorrow in
Milwaukee's hood. Apparently, the organizers are sending out emails
saying "Burn Milwaukee down!" So you know it will be peaceful.



I imagine there are a few stores down there and their contents need to be liberated.

Posted by: DonnaV at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (HabA/)



I did not know this. Glad Little Winger is working from home tomorrow.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

202 >>How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?


100%

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (8PNwI)

203 It's going to be a long hot summer

- Cliche

Posted by: MAGA at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (HCP4v)

204

Your very existence is racist, and we will rape all of you to death, bitches!

Posted by: Looty McNagger at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (GuQXB)

205 When I was a kid in Ohio, we lived on a US highway. I remember the local National Guard, heading up to Cleveland, go by in convoy, called in for the Hough riots. They had M1919s mounted on their jeeps.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (C1Lsn)

206 144 >>Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone

Uber hardest hit.

1992, on tv saw looter exit the then open bullocks wilshire with stuff, get in a car, pull away and turn right. And one of the few times I've seen a driver here use a turn signal to do so!

Posted by: banned fixed to tv then, smelling smoke at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (HsA0t)

207 There's been a bunch of thermonuclear hot takes about how none of the white people with guns who "stormed" the Michigan (I think it was MI) capitol whilst armed were not arrested and ree ree ree.†

Posted by:†alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)

Ah yes, that dumb blabbler Sarah Silverman was screeching about it earlier. Here's the thing though: she's absolutely right in diagnosing what happened. If the cops had tried to make an issue of it in Michigan, you can goddamn bet there would be dead protestors- and LOTS of dead cops. Some people are walking around with unloaded assault rifles- and some people absolutely aren't. But for all that, the protestors in Michigan didn't leave a trail of garbage, much less looting or corpses, behind them. The ones in Minnesota just wanted TVs.

Leaves you pretty optimistic about where blue states and red states are headed.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (37rWG)

208 Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

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Alert me when the scent of gingerbread cookie dough starts wafting through town!

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (mo/k+)

209 1 review of franz keto bread...


It's 8.95 for 2 loaves at Costco... 22.95 on line

Sounds like it's not bad

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Zmnko)

210 >>Mission - Newport, RI


Don't listen to that guy. He's high.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (8PNwI)

211 Brat, kraut, spicy brown mustard, all wrapped up in schnitzel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (1g7ch)

212 Off sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (PsNcC)

213 And as someone pointed out this morning, one of the few black guys in North Dakota shot and killed a police officer yesterday.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

214 I did not know this. Glad Little Winger is working from home tomorrow.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

Heard it on Belling.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (HabA/)

215 All [Up] In Chris Hayes [Fat Ass] is a fun name for a retarded nobody watches TV show.

Why were the armed yet peaceful 2A protesters treated differently, Dipshit?

BECAUSE THEY WERE ARMED YET PEACEFUL, DUMBFUCK.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (BM2fS)

216 HR YOU ARE A RACIST AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT training.

I went through the "white privilege" training about 20 years ago. It doesn't count anymore?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+eVzC)

217 @161: "There are a LOT of liquor stores on Lake Street. It is still a commercial boulevard, or maybe it WAS..."

Still is, although the ethnic character of some sections has changed over the last decade. West Lake near Uptown is still Uptown, but not quite as artsy as it once was. A few blocks east of here, it turns a little more Somali. Across I-35 and into the first few blocks of East Lake, you get a bunch of Hispanic businesses.

The local legendary Chicago Lake Liquors store got smashed up pretty bad last night too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+oVP5)

218 Never go to Massachusetts.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM

In our defense, not all of us are assholes.

I realize that this isn't exactly a Chamber of Commerce worthy slogan.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (rBtIz)

219

NBC Bans Reporters From Using The Word 'Riot' In Coverage Of Minnesota Riots

https://tinyurl.com/y9wbexge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

220 >>And as someone pointed out this morning, one of the few black guys in North Dakota shot and killed a police officer yesterday.


They have more trees than black guys.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (8PNwI)

221 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?

I didn't have those until Nov 4th, so no prizes here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (SchxB)

222 Fag Karl on ABC still tried his question with PDT that he did with Kayleigh & got slapped the fuck down

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (j7aNt)

223 "How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?"

I fully expect it. That's why I have things.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Tnijr)

224 Really I don't give two squirts of pee what happens in democrat hell-holes and it is hard not to be on the side of mayhem in blue shitholes.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (pw+jk)

225 Really, though this is just a classic Rule 1 with the left, accuse the right of doing what you are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

226 Helmudt's Strudel - Rockport Ma.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (e284m)

227 Hey maybe the black police commissioner could, you know, show some leadership and get out into the "community" and try to ease tensions and tell the "community" they are going pursue "justice!!"


It's a lie, he and the rest of the democrats that run the joint don't give a rats ass about the community.

This is all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (lh1YW)

228 Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Maybe a little aroma therapy would calm everyone down.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (XFBHF)

229 And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov cocktails.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (UNyae)

That's when the shooting will start. People are more willing to sit back and watch them burn businesses, but if they come into neighborhoods there is likely to be a much different reaction.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (nu45M)

230 And as someone pointed out this morning, one of the few black guys in North Dakota shot and killed a police officer yesterday.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

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I'll bet the other black guy in North Dakota is face-palming in shame.

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (mo/k+)

231 I hope they spare Mickey's Diner in St. Paul, it a landmark.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (lsxVG)

232 >>Don't listen to that guy. He's high.

And who would be a better judge of junk food?

Seriously, they make their own hot dogs onsite and they are great.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)

233 213 Damn, there's only five in the whole state and two are in the Air Force, bound to leave sooner or later.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (C1Lsn)

234 @185: "We are all Rooftop Koreans now."

Honestly, I think the anarchist types are playing with fire right now, because there are barely any business owners with guns, but that might start changing, not just tomorrow or next week, but long into the future.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (+oVP5)

235 >>In our defense, not all of us are assholes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (rBtIz)

Your state is shaped like a handgun.

Strange.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (XzT/D)

236
I fully expect it. That's why I have things.
Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Tnijr)
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Good.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (1s9HL)

237 >>. . . I saw that last night, and they tend to travel in packs of three or four cars, not alone.



Congratulations, Hollywood!
Looks like we're getting closer to your twisted "Purge" fantasies. Not like you've been pushing this onto us with the racially toxic Purge movies (4 + "The Hunt") and The Purge tv series.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (bDqIh)

238 You know, they still kill baby seals in Canada.
They just quit talking about it.
And the media likes their gubbrment.
See how it works?

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (89jOB)

239 My son got chased out of Home Depot so they could barricade the store.

His house is about a mile and a half from the festivities in MN.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (WEBkv)

240 The governor is all about barking out orders and looking bad ass when there will be no violent resistance. When riots are the response then they tend to run round scared looking limp. Pussies.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

241 Returning America's wealth to its rightful owners, as Rush would paraphrase the Light Bringer.

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (786Ro)

242 It will all be peacefully settled when Al Sharpton gets there./s. He's going to lead a prayer vigil at the place Mr. Floyd was killed

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+eVzC)

243 Can't wait for the MPD deploy their cadets ala the movie Police Academy.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (fpc+A)

244 >>>200 Keto Bread sounds like it would suck balls.

The main point of bread is to hold meat.

Also, to trap the fat that drips off a hamburger or hot dog or etc. burgers without bread don't taste right, but it's not because of the lack of bread, it's the lack of fat which the lack of bread allows.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

245 @192: "Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!"

They smashed through the windows of our local Penzey's spice store last night. Probably checked the register for cash, then moved onto the next store, but still.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+oVP5)

246 How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

I would be shocked if Philly doesn't riot thus summer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (G546f)

247 Umm there appears to be no coverage of the current rioting by any of the cable channels are except CNN

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (leNem)

248 They were also liberating HD TVs from bondage at Target.
.......

They wanna put all your TV's back in chains!

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

249 "The main point of bread is to hold meat."

This is also the main point of Jonah Goldberg's wife.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

250

That's odd the MSNBC video seemed to miss all of the looting, arson and smashing of cars going on in Minneapolis. Like it's not even going on. I'm sure it was just an oversight. Maybe they can send the guy who was in Lake Geneva to investigate.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (VKZ1F)

251 "Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted."



Bullshit. The little independent liquor store three blocks from my
apartment was looted and ransacked last night. The only saving grace is
that the looters didn't go full crazy and start pulling down entire
shelves of wine onto the floor.

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It might have been here, but I think it was on twitter last night, I saw someone crying racism over hitting the liquor store, because really they're just getting materials for molotov cocktails.

Because that makes it "better"

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (kOpft)

252 >>How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?

95% sure. While the area I live in is not super diverse, we do have a LOT of 2A folks if you get my drift. I think things would get sportier really quick.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (Xt7n2)

253 247
Umm there appears to be no coverage of the current rioting by any of the cable channels are except CNN

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (leNem)
Oh, is it being reported as peaceful rioters, looters and arsonists?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (e284m)

254 >>The main point of bread is to hold meat.


Not at all.

That attitude is why you can't get a decent sammich in 90% of the country. The bread all sucks.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (8PNwI)

255 I'll just toss this out for your consideration. How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)


Pretty damn certain it won't happen in our little town. Stores are too far apart and most people have guns and know how to use them.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (R5lpX)

256
Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM

Yeah, imagine looting a Dollar Store. You come out with an armload of cleaning supplies and cans of soup worth a grand total of $25.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM


I don't know...Dollar Tree has some delicious fudge striped shortbread cookies...I'd probably grab a few packages of them if they were open for looting

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (DUIap)

257 Do remember that Tea Party protesters had SWAT and snipers deployed in case they got a bit to protestery.

Posted by: Picric at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (nonGu)

258 Ah yes, that dumb blabbler Sarah Silverman was screeching about it earlier. Here's the thing though: she's absolutely right in diagnosing what happened. If the cops had tried to make an issue of it in Michigan, you can goddamn bet there would be dead protestors- and LOTS of dead cops. Some people are walking around with unloaded assault rifles- and some people absolutely aren't. But for all that, the protestors in Michigan didn't leave a trail of garbage, much less looting or corpses, behind them. The ones in Minnesota just wanted TVs.

Leaves you pretty optimistic about where blue states and red states are headed.
Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (37rWG)

No, real question is different.

Is it illegal to carry a long gun there? If not, the Protesters were not doing anything illegal.

Now, is it illegal to beat on cop cars, throw rocks, damage property, and LOOT stores? Oh, why Yes, that is illegal.

or is it their contention that the cops started it without any provocation or illegal activity before they acted?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

259 @238 ... Don't bludgeon a seal
'Cuz you want a meal!
You do it
cuz you wanna hear that little fucker squeal!

You bash 'em on the cranium
And you do it just for kicks
And you poke out their eyes
With your eye-pokin sticks

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (DY3v8)

260
"How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?"

===
It could happen but then it would stop real quick like.
Then there might be retribution.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (pw+jk)

261 Fox finally has a reporter in MN.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (leNem)

262
That attitude is why you can't get a decent sammich in 90% of the country. The bread all sucks.





Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (8PNwI)
You know that sliced loaf stuff everyone buys won't grow mold for about 8 weeks right? Maybe not even then.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (e284m)

263 I don't know...Dollar Tree has some delicious fudge striped shortbread cookies...I'd probably grab a few packages of them if they were open for looting

Make sure to wear your covid mask

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Zmnko)

264 They have that no-carb bread at my ShopRite and it's $9.99/small loaf.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (sGotD)

265 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM


I thought you wanted to be yclept Shelvy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

266 This is not going to end well. I hope it does but it won't.
Personally, I'd bring in an army of K9's. Malinois.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Yshgv)

267 I feel bad for the folks in St Paul.

I'm in Seattle. and if Seattle starts burning and rioting and smoking, I know yall will be rooting for carnage and total destruction.

please know, there are good people there too.

I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

268 Claymores are my suggestion
Just beware the This side towards enemy on it.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)

269 So I was out and about earlier in the People's Republic of NoVa and there were quite a few people, including me, not wearing masks. I'm guessing I wasn't the only one making a last act of defiance because all of a sudden I need to wear one tomorrow.

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (6j2Bg)

270 My son got chased out of Home Depot so they could barricade the store.



His house is about a mile and a half from the festivities in MN.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (WEBkv)



That's really scary.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)

271 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores
4:32 PM ∑ Oct 25, 2019
*********
How did Tunafinger Sloe Joe Bidet know this that far in advance

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (j7aNt)

272 >>You know that sliced loaf stuff everyone buys won't grow mold for about 8 weeks right? Maybe not even then.


Yeah, most supermarket bread is just awful for sammiches.

You need a proper roll. Or, a Marble Rye.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (8PNwI)

273 Lefties like Hayes have to call 'rioters' 'protestors' because they know what they really think is that minorities are just wild animals and can't control themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

274 If this shit starts in town I'm not going near there. I don't think anything would happen out here though. Too many other soft targets between here and town.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Tnijr)

275 It's not "rioting". It's molotov cocktail practice.
It's not "looting". It's magic. Everything disappears.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

276 Yoo hoo?

Posted by: National Divorce at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (SJDa9)

277 Personally, I'd bring in an army of K9's. Malinois.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Yshgv)



Good dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

278 Behold America's newest food, alcohol, and cigarette desert.

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Y274z)

279 They smashed through the windows of our local Penzey's spice store last night. Probably checked the register for cash, then moved onto the next store, but still.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+oVP5)

The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Xt7n2)

280 Weasel.. it could most certainly happen in Kansas City. My husband lived thru the riots in 68. He was 19 and remembers very well National Guard at every corner. He remembers taking his mom to work every day at Macy's and guards were everywhere. He was terrified for his mom.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

281 >>I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there


Shit.

Posted by: Woodpecker in Seattle at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (8PNwI)

282 Fox reporting one person was killed during the looting last night. Paramedics showed up and people were throwing things at them.

The only thing that could make things worse would be Obama or Holder opening their pie holes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

283 I'll just toss this out for your consideration. How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?
Posted by: Weasel


I'm real frakkin certain it could happen here in Huntsville Alabama. I got bring Smash downtown tomorrow for outpatient surgery. You bet your ass I'm going armed to the teef.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VcFUs)

284 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
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Here's a place I'm going to try. The product looks good.

https://greatlowcarb.com/

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (iydjf)

285 I think the left needs to double their efforts with the Baghdad bob stragety .

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (nzKWW)

286 Maybe if local, state, and federal law enforcement along with 3 letter agencies didn't have a hard on for "white nationalism, then some of those resources could have been used to monitor social media and gangs to prevent shit like this.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (p0Y1J)

287 100%
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (8PNwI)

Unless you feel like rioting with yourself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (+eVzC)

288 >> My son got chased out of Home Depot so they could barricade the store. His house is about a mile and a half from the festivities in MN
- - -
Yikes, blake, is he staying there and getting out of town?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)

289 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?

In an election year? It was a given.

They tried in Georgia, but Minneapolis gave them better footage and cops, to boot.

Think back-- there's ALWAYS a push for racial upheaval in election years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

290 The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Xt7n

He probably already blamed Trump,

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

291 >> if Seattle starts burning and rioting and smoking, I know yall will be rooting for carnage and total destruction. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

Zod will be rooting for Godzilla to pull up the burning Seattle by its roots, stride across America with it, and beat Baltimore into rubble with it.

Get out while you can.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (XzT/D)

292
The only thing that could make things worse would be Obama or Holder opening their pie holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

Oh, It's coming.. And Joe's handlers will be writing something for him to try and say too...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (Zmnko)

293 https://twitter.com/CrimeWatchMpls/status/1266139293606690816

"My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big night."

Fuuuuuck.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (+oVP5)

294 That's really scary.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)
-----------

My son is pretty competent and well armed.

That said, from what I can tell, he's a bit concerned.

As am I.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (WEBkv)

295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

296 So now a NAPA auto store on fire. What's the deal with auto stores? It's like tornadoes seeking out trailer parks or something.

Agenda Free TV on UToob has an ongoing thing with a host and the police scanners playing, pretty well done. Aurora Intel on the twatters has a live feed - they're pretty good for early takes on festivities in the MidEast.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (El6T/)

297 The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM



ORANGEMANBAD did this!

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (786Ro)

298 I've said it before and I will say it again, you bring out one of those MRAPs with the Badass Stereo (like they used in Nicaragua) and throw on P-Funk...that whole town turns into a Dance Party in under 12 Bars.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (8PNwI)

299 or is it their contention that the cops started it without any provocation or illegal activity before they acted?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

I mean, by that logic Northam's gun ban could make armed protest illegal in Virginia. Wouldn't change the outcome, regardless of whether the police tried to arrest armed protesters with legal cover or simple governor fiat. That's when politicians start dying for their stupidity. And it's miles away from mindless theft.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (37rWG)

300 Personally, I'd bring in an army of K9's. Malinois.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Yshgv)



Good dogs.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

Mine is guarding the house at this moment. She MAY seem to be sleeping but don't let those snores fool you.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (fpc+A)

301 The weather forecast for today is partly cloudy, with a high near 80, and a 40% chance of looting overnight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Z4rgH)

302 2020
Wuhan Flu
Stock market crash
Economic collapse
Murder hornets
Race riots

I vote that we just let the damn Jooos go and be done with this shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (guGkK)

303 *snort*

I love you guys

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)

304 Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman said there is evidence that may put the George Floyd death in a different light. He didn't specify.

Something bad happened between when the building surveillance showed a handcuffed Floyd walking to the squad, and when he died being crushed by three cops.

I wish they would release the body camera videos soon.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)

305
"My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies
like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th
Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big
night."



Organized and funded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

306 So the Democrat governor had to call the National Guard to protect Democrats businesses from the Democrat voting block.
Somehow not feeling much about this.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

307 I don't about ya'll but 2020 has completely sucked green donkey balls so far.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

308 296 So now a NAPA auto store on fire.

Protestors practicing their Boy Scout merit badge skills?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Zmnko)

309 Wow, that was quite a statement by Keith Ellison---Oh, wait, he hasn't had shit to say.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (k16aq)

310 The governor is all about barking out orders and looking bad ass when there will be no violent resistance. When riots are the response then they tend to run round scared looking limp. Pussies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

Also why the Muslims get results.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (nu45M)

311 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)



Sure, they're demonstrating modern looting methods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (guGkK)

312 *raises hand*

But not this early. I figured around the RNC convention. Still could happen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

313 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also
holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing
things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov
cocktails.


oh my gosh
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (lwiT4)



And the first person who fires in self defense will be accused of hunting people of color.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (GbPPJ)

314 Yikes, blake, is he staying there and getting out of town?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)
-----------

He has a job on the other side of town and has to return later this evening.

He's tooled up for the return home, but, he's not thrilled at the prospect of what me might run into.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)

315
So now a NAPA auto store on fire. What's the deal with auto stores?
It's like tornadoes seeking out trailer parks or something.


In Ferguson they went after the custom wheels/tire store.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

316 I don't about ya'll but 2020 has completely sucked green donkey balls so far.

Posted by: Jewells45



x1000

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (786Ro)

317 I think this amply illustrates why you can start laughing the instant you hear a lib analogy.

When you hear the words "is just like" or "the same" from a lib, you *know* you are going to find words twisted around trees and *SIGNIFICANT* details simply handwaved away.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)

318 @279: "The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged."

Yeah, but still, kinda sucks for those of us who live here, like cooking, and try to ignore politics in business. Honestly, the most rabid anti-Trump people will ignore the looters, and blame Trump for making them behave badly.

Shame people like the Penzey's owner don't understand that they'll be first, or maybe second, against the wall, if the workers revolution ever succeeds.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (+oVP5)

319 >>295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."


Just like in Benghazi!!

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)

320 We Only Call Peaceful Protesters Because It Would be Racist to Say "Rioters and Looters"


Hayes and His Kind are Rooters and Liators.

Posted by: Miklosian Opinions, a 501(c)3 not-for-profit at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

321 295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)
------
Guess that's not entirely untrue. Demonstrating how to riot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (1s9HL)

322 So now a NAPA auto store on fire. What's the deal with auto stores?
It's like tornadoes seeking out trailer parks or something.



They hate these cans.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (guGkK)

323 >>I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there
.........

Say "Hi!" to the Koreans. You might bring them up some Gimbap for snacks.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

324 Good bread can be far more than a vector for a hamburger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (A5zUN)

325 Wow, that was quite a statement by Keith Ellison---Oh, wait, he hasn't had shit to say.

He's tired. He was up all night making Molotov Cocktails.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

326 301 The weather forecast for today is partly cloudy, with a high near 80, and a 40% chance of looting overnight.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Z4rgH)

105 here right now, ain't no one going to outside looting!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

327 293 https://twitter.com/CrimeWatchMpls/status/1266139293606690816

"My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big night."

Fuuuuuck.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (+oVP5)

-----

Offerings and Sacrifices to propitiate the Gods of Violence.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (+0uDE)

328 Vendette the audacious idiocy of *starting* the ridiculous mask nonsense, now, is breath-taking. Never thought I'd see VA worse than CA.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (El6T/)

329 The only thing that could make things worse would be Obama or Holder opening their pie holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)



And in...

3... 2.. 1..

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

330 Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)

The cop on his neck should be prosecuted. He fucked up. But Floyd should have already been dead years ago when he did the home invasion.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

331 See.

Aetius gets it.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (8PNwI)

332 I am using broadcastify. It is a good scanner app and website

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (UNyae)

333 Zardoz needs to float his head above the rioters and disgorge lots of ammo and rifles.

The penis is evil. The gun is good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

334 319 >>295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."


Just like in Benghazi!!
Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)

They're bringing Mortars?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

335 Interesting.

The female Hispanic senator from NV has withdrawn herself from VP consideration.

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (SJDa9)

336 And Fuck Pretzel Buns.

Just Fuck them.

Stupid fucking idea whose time was never.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (8PNwI)

337 Disappointing about Tobin. Was around him overseas, he was good.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (El6T/)

338 Minnesota is infested with the german immigrant marxist thinking that led to kindergarten and then pre-school and generous welfare bennies. But this is also the state where the Jessie James gang met their doom, trying to rob a bank that had farmer/hunters savings in it.

Looters venturing into neighborhoods may not all make it home. The FNM likes to imply that bambi just dies from a wee little projectile and people only fall to 'military weapons' but hunters know that is BS. If hunters' mindsets gets swung to "I or we have to protect the kids" the looters will get a slap of reality for the last minute(s) of their lives.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (T9Hmo)

339 All this rioting on live tv?

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)

340 >>> I am using broadcastify. It is a good scanner app and website



St. Paul just said the peaceful protesters shot at a pregnant woman's car. Woman had to jump out of car, and it continued moving forward.

Peaceful...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (bkUtD)

341 Disappointing about Tobin. Was around him overseas, he was good.

No doubt orders from FOX

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Zmnko)

342 >>Wow, that was quite a statement by Keith Ellison---Oh, wait, he hasn't had shit to say.


I am sure he and his staff are busy preparing to prosecute cops for mistreating the protesters. . .

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (bDqIh)

343 So now a NAPA auto store on fire.


That should be good for the environment.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (86P42)

344 Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

345 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?
---

I thought June was supposed to be Godzilla

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (kOpft)

346 Watch the editorials in the MSM newspapers... the Philadelphia _Inquirer_ has TWO columnists already defending the rioters. One's even trying again to justify the Colin Kapernick "protest" years later...

inquirer.com

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (ExnWy)

347

Plandemic: Failing
Planriot: Engage!

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (d6DSt)

348 >>Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police


What...Like Fuzzy Dice?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8PNwI)

349 >>and blame Trump for making them behave badly.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (+oVP5)

In which case he should flip the script.

"Sure, I encouraged it. Minneapolis is an urban shithole. Burning it down is just cheap demolition. I'm a builder. I know these kinds of things. See that guy over there, nodding? He knows what Im talking about!"

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (XzT/D)

350 On a positive note, white people are free to move around with the looters and rioters. That is progress.

Posted by: wodun at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (lFga6)

351 @CrimeWatchMpls
23m
We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.



Investments pay dividends

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (786Ro)

352 No doubt orders from FOX

Oh for sure.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (dUJdY)

353 So now a NAPA auto store on fire.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (86P42)
---
It's the know-how.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Eicbe)

354 Imagine what the "media" will report when somebody protects his himself, his family, or his property.
I bet there are no nice words from them then.
Just a guess.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (pw+jk)

355
No one I know thought the cops were "hero's" during the panicdemic!

Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (mht8P)

356 @338: "But this is also the state where the Jessie James gang met their doom, trying to rob a bank that had farmer/hunters savings in it."

Technically, he died in Missouri, but yeah, the Northfield bank raid was the beginning of the end.

The town has an annual festival, complete with reenactments, every year, and even stranger, I lived in an apartment above the old bank during college.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (+oVP5)

357 "My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies
like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th
Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big
night."

Danegeld?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (G546f)

358 >>Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police


What...Like Fuzzy Dice?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8PNwI)
--------
Get hit with one of those little green cardboard pine trees and see how it feels!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (1s9HL)

359
Say "Hi!" to the Koreans. You might bring them up some Gimbap for snacks.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)


The older I get, the less tolerant I am of fish. There is a place locally I can order it without the crab-flavored pollock strips.

When I was in second grade in the midwest in the 1970s, my mother packed me some kimbap in my lunch. One of my classmates asked me why I was eating charcoal. I could not stop laughing, and another kid at the table laughed so hard that he threw up.

I truly miss the days before political correctness. Kids nowadays are robbed of an essential part of childhood.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (I54dk)

360 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+oVP5)

Damn

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (IYHxL)

361 >>Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".


They are called Wedges.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (8PNwI)

362 344 Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

Protester 1: Should I go for the shocks or struts? Also, what is the difference?

Protester 2: At one time there was a definable difference between a shock and a strut. However, as time has moved on, the models have gotten closer and closer to where the distinction is somewhat arbitrary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (A5zUN)

363 In Ferguson they went after the custom wheels/tire store.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)


I see Sum Dude now trying to roll off four tires and keep them all together.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (1g7ch)

364 I thought June was supposed to be Godzilla

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (kOpft)
---
Nope. Biden was given a chance to name her on the ticket and he passed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Eicbe)

365
A cop in a Democrat-run city in a Democrat-run state kills a suspect. All Republicans are to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (mht8P)

366 Garrett as a Pennsylvanian I certainly eat my weight in pretzels every year, had some today at lunch. But never tried the pretzel bun ever, wasn't sure it would be a good idea.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)

367 We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.

Unbelievable

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

368 thathalfrican - your AO quiet?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (El6T/)

369 Why haven't they arrested the cop?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (86P42)

370 Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".


They are called Wedges.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (8PNwI)

PoBoys. Wedges is what women wear.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

371 Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

Spark plugs

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (nu45M)

372 351 People in Arizona leave supplies in the desert for the illegals.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (C1Lsn)

373 >.We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.


Because it is organized, likely by out of state/national (if not international) organizations, such as (Soros-funded) Antifa.

Chances Robert Creamer is involved?

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

374 Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman said there is evidence that may put the George Floyd death in a different light. He didn't specify.

Something bad happened between when the building surveillance showed a handcuffed Floyd walking to the squad, and when he died being crushed by three cops.

I wish they would release the body camera videos soon.
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)


Ahhh......that might be a good idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (PsNcC)

375 There is literally nothing that is enhanced by being on a Pretzel Bun.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (8PNwI)

376 And Fuck Pretzel Buns.

Just Fuck them.

Stupid fucking idea whose time was never.


You're nuts. Pretzel buns are delicious.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (UW2ZS)

377 'Everbody wuz freeshit shoppin'

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (XhWtx)

378 >>Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police


What...Like Fuzzy Dice?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8PNwI)


You don't know real pain until you've been hit in the head with a can of Armor-all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (guGkK)

379 Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".


They are called Wedges.

But, but what about me?

Posted by: Grinder at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (fpc+A)

380 As long as these fucks burn down the cities they are getting away with it.
If they start going door to door in the burbs there may be problems for them.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

381 When there is blood running on the streets, buy real estate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

382 Wyatt Earp what do the glass balls do to disperse the crowd

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (UNyae)

383 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

384 >>>Here's a place I'm going to try. The product looks good.

https://greatlowcarb.com/


..

i've had it, not bad. The problem is that delivery is very expsensive because it's rapid mail AND it's on dry ice.

I usually order in bulk from Netrition and then freeze.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

385 New thread - more on the riots...

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ExnWy)

386 Mission - Newport, RI
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Is that the place with the little dinosaurs?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (sGotD)

387 That attitude is why you can't get a decent sammich in 90% of the country. The bread all sucks


Posted by: garrett

Muffalettas MUST be made with Leidenheimer's.

Posted by: Miklos likes a good Muff at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)

388 >>>383 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

twitter is their fucking church.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

389 Kids nowadays are robbed of an essential part of childhood.
Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM


It's stolen from us.

HOW DARE YOU????!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Greta Scoldsdottir at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

390 this would seem to be the HotDog thing HotDogAce is talking about


fun ... even holds warm buns, too much cleaning involved for me.


https://tinyurl.com/y9pk8ww2

Posted by: illiniwek at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

391 A -- The two Chrises, Hayes and Wallace, climb into a bag.

Q -- What is "Dumber than a bag of bricks", Alex?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Z4rgH)

392 Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ??? Tires - heavy, bulky, don't all fit whatever you drive. Seems sub-optimal for looting.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)

393 They hit discount tire earlier.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (UNyae)

394 375 There is literally nothing that is enhanced by being on a Pretzel Bun.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (8PNwI)

Soft Pretzels can be a thing of wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (A5zUN)

395 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)


Maybe they can demonstrate on him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (VKZ1F)

396 *Gives Bonehomme the side eye*


One of them, are you?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (8PNwI)

397 373 >.We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.


Because it is organized, likely by out of state/national (if not international) organizations, such as (Soros-funded) Antifa.

Chances Robert Creamer is involved?
Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

Interesting, aiding and abetting the Rioters, who are committing felonies.

AND THEY ARE PROUDLY ANNOUNCING IT.

First rule of riot club!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

398

1970: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
2020: The devolution will be streamed

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (aKsyK)

399 As long as these fucks burn down the cities they are getting away with it.
If they start going door to door in the burbs there may be problems for them.
Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)
--------------

Kind of ironic the rioters are burning down a city that allowed antifa to operate with impunity.

Never saw that coming.

Oops!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

400 392 Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ??? Tires - heavy, bulky, don't all fit whatever you drive. Seems sub-optimal for looting.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)

Yeah, but if you have access to a truck? Some of those tires are worth big bucks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

401 351 People in Arizona leave supplies in the desert for the illegals.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (C1Lsn)

===
Are they booby trapped or poisoned?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (pw+jk)

402 >>Soft Pretzels can be a thing of wonder.


Not Anti-Pretzel.

Just Anti-Retarded Food ideas.

I feel the same way about using Donuts as Rolls.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (8PNwI)

403 You know how you're not protesting Fucking Nazis.
You survived yelling Fucking Nazis.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

404
Grinders are hot. Hoagies are cold. PoBoy is either. Heros are gay.

By my infallible authority, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

405 375 There is literally nothing that is enhanced by being on a Pretzel Bun.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (8PNwI)

Mustard

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (qFB9S)

406 Kind of ironic the rioters are burning down a city that allowed antifa to operate with impunity.

Never saw that coming.

Oops!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

Look at the White rioters in the crowd.

Antifa.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

407 Remove Klob from VP consideration.


Haha

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (SJDa9)

408 >>They are called Wedges.

Don't start with this again. Nobody call them wedges.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

409 I'm getting to the point where when I hear a charge of "RACISM" against me, I may just treat the person rendering such a charge with ... well, I won't say.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (TnwAJ)

410 "My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big night."

Fuuuuuck.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


I've got a dog that'll piss all over that pile.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (GvEen)

411 267 I feel bad for the folks in St Paul.

I'm in Seattle. and if Seattle starts burning and rioting and smoking, I know yall will be rooting for carnage and total destruction.

please know, there are good people there too.

I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)


OPSEC, nurse, OPSEC.

Inslee's goons probably read this blog.

Comprehension is a different matter, though.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

412 They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)


Unless they are being led by Michael Caine and Stanley Baker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (VKZ1F)

413 If I owned a business in the Twin Cities, I would have spent all day boarding up and then removing all the "good stuff."

Unless I was too late, and they already hit it.

The entire miles long stretch of Lake Street east and west both were looted last night. Lots of fires, most unreported by the news.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (+0uDE)

414 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The term to be used is non citizen.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (leNem)

415 Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

That's the plan. Heading to Woodbury I've heard.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (IYHxL)

416 404
Grinders are hot. Hoagies are cold. PoBoy is either. Heros are gay.

By my infallible authority, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

Ahem!

Posted by: Audie Murphy at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (NgKpN)

417 You know it's over when the public twerking and dick riding begin. We are not there yet.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (qFB9S)

418 >>>Soft Pretzels can be a thing of wonder.



All pretzels were soft in the olden days until some jackasses burned a few batches in my awful city, and the hard pretzel took over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (bkUtD)

419 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.


Buh bye

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SJDa9)

420 Minnesota, you made this shithole, and you have every right to burn it to the ground.

I dont even care enough to point and laugh.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (L9P9s)

421 It sucks having to work, even working from home. I never have time to participate in peaceful rioting.

It must be fun, not having any responsibilities, and being able to shout your throat raw, at whatever daddy substitutes you will.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (hku12)

422 old and busted: Twitchy

new hotness: Gabby

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

423 They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.



Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

===
At that number, I didn't get the call.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (pw+jk)

424 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien
illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The
term to be used is non citizen.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (leNem)


From now on New York will be known as AirStrip One

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (VKZ1F)

425
Don't start with this again. Nobody call them wedges.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)


Fag hags

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)

426 Klob is done. Tank rides on.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (qFB9S)

427 414 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The term to be used is non citizen.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (leNem)

That's dumb.

Because even a DIPLOMAT who had Immunity, is a non citizen.

As is a tourist!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NgKpN)

428 Can they bonk someone on the head?



Posted by: grammie winger


Seems a little much for a Vikings mask but I'll allow it.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (FhXTo)

429 406 Kind of ironic the rioters are burning down a city that allowed antifa to operate with impunity.

Never saw that coming.

Oops!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

Look at the White rioters in the crowd.

Antifa.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

----

I said it before, the protesters were a diverse bunch. So were the rioters and looters. It isn't racial, it is more ideological now.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (+0uDE)

430 It. Is. Going. To. Be. The. Blow. Job. Queen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (pw+jk)

431 >>Don't start with this again. Nobody call them wedges.


It's a fuckin' Wedge. It's a description of the Sammich.

What the fuck is a Hoagie?

A Grinder is a good type of Stripper...but what does that have to do with lunch?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (8PNwI)

432 Yeah, but if you have access to a truck? Some of those tires are worth big bucks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

Doesn't have to be a truck. Just checked replacement tires for my car: $231/tire for Bridgestones. (Run flats- which I will probably not replace them with anyway, but still.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (A5zUN)

433 419 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.


Buh bye
Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SJDa9)

Not just previous conduct complaint.

He killed a man 'in the line of duty'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

434 "This is the trouble with the constant demands we pretend, and pretend,
and pretend, and demands that we constantly speak in falsehoods, and
that the truth is illegal and will be punished."

Fuck the neanderthal thugs rioting, burning, stealing, and conducting many other criminal, sociopathic acts that deserve serious punishment and long incarceration.

There.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (TnwAJ)

435
Because even a DIPLOMAT who had Immunity, is a non citizen.

As is a tourist!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NgKpN)



It's past time for a rectification of names.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectification_of_names

Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (I54dk)

436 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.





Buh bye

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SJDa9)


Gropin' Joe: Does that mean I'm stuck with William Perry Abrams?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (VKZ1F)

437 >>A Grinder is a good type of Stripper...but what does that have to do with lunch?

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

438 I feel the same way about using Donuts as Rolls.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (8PNwI)

Agree with you there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (A5zUN)

439 I killed a man in Minneapolis just to watch him die... and the riots because I like riots.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (pw+jk)

440 I said it before, the protesters were a diverse bunch. So were the rioters and looters. It isn't racial, it is more ideological now.
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (+0uDE)

I don't think its even ideology any more.

People are just mad. They KNOW we are getting shit on, and are striking back.

But Mobs are notorious for their stupidity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

441 Widespread Pepe @ 426 Now Abrams could ram into the Twin cities like Reginald Denny with that tractor and dump trailer. I bet they wouldn't hit her ass with a brick.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (XhWtx)

442
I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.


To quote Heinlein: "Avoid strong drinks, they can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss."

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (yRflB)

443 please know, there are good people there too.

I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)


OPSEC, nurse, OPSEC.

Inslee's goons probably read this blog.

Comprehension is a different matter, though.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)


There were nice people in Nagasaki too.

We're not thinking this through yet, but I am more convinced every day, we will.

This is war. There are casualties in war. I'm not discounting any human life anywhere, but you don't avoid war because good people will die. If you must go to war... and again, it's looking like we must, there will be heartbreak and devastation.

I wouldn't be in a blue state city right now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (hku12)

444 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

Twitchy: Because picking out 4 or 5 comments from hundreds means the original tweeter got "owned".

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (6j2Bg)

445 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.

Saw that going around Twitter.

No details, no explanation, no mention of why. Who knows, it could have been perfectly justifiable.

But the Social Media Monkeys lose their shit over it, as designed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

446 ''Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media. ''

Who reads Twitchy?

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (gLRfa)

447 St Paul is a leftist shithole, burn it to the effing ground. Build a wall around that mf'er and leave them there. Where's Snake Pliskin when we need him?

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (7MUvN)

448 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (A5zUN)

449 IS THAT THE PLACE WITH THE LITTLE DINOSAURS?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (sGotD)

450 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

twitter is their fucking church.


Yeah, that's their bottom line, he's threatening their livelihood. Half their clicks are outrage "look at what Twitter did" traffic. Stopping that means cutting their earnings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

451 Vendette and Chris, yup.

Twitchy is awfully tabloid also. "CHECK OUT how the PRESIDENT's tweet CLOBBERED this FOOL at CNN!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

452 "treat protesters and as rioters and rioters as protesters...mandated by our original concession to join the left in its Empire of Lies."
Ace, that's institutional racism you just described. Only morons recognize it. The smart set feign ignorance.

Posted by: Pascal Fervor at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (vp1+5)

453 From previous thread, I want everyone to see it ...

"9 Sorry about OT, but ...
Mrs Eez is back from the ER with antibiotics.
Diverticulitis, not too bad, but very inflamed.
All is well.

Thanks, everyone, for the prayers !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 05:40 PM (XXrUA) "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (XXrUA)

454 177 Good thing Mall of America is closed probably forever. Imagine people looting the Brookstone store.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (DY3v

-------------------------------

Nah. It's opening Monday.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (CAJOC)

455 I fully expect trouble in my community. Hopefully we can keep it isolated to the coloreds, the dark people.

Posted by: Thud Muffle at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (p7tnE)

456 has Obama told them to knock it off like he did with Putin back in 2016?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (4a9Vv)

457 When you see the inevitable attempts to blame this on "Trump", remind them that the last elected Republican mayor of Minneapolis left office in 1961.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (hKLpI)

458 new thread, yo

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (4a9Vv)

459 Nothing else? No club soda? I think I may try that. I've mixed OJ with just about every other juice but never tried it with apple juice. Now I'm trying to think what liquor would compliment that best. Hmm...

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM

I used to mix OJ and Mt Dew in the morning. I called it a "virgin mimosa"

Posted by: Cybersmythe at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (edlKR)

460 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The term to be used is non citizen.


Fine. Illegal non citizen it is then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

461 Ace, isn't it both? Aren't there both demonstrators and people you could label as rioters and looters?

Isn't that often the case, that an unplanned and sudden demonstration will be used by some to riot and loot?

When Seattle had the WTO protests, 99% of the people out there were demonstrators. 1% were anarchists who were using the demonstrations as cover to riot.

Perhaps it's unfair to the ones who are not rioters and looters to label everyone a rioter and looter.

You can certainly say some of the demonstrators began rioting and looting. It's the labeling of someone by an action that is hostile and can be seen as offensive. Trump lies. That's a fact. Calling Trump a liar, is more subjective and un-newslike.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (IJG6N)

462 And then it hit me. Riots named as riots may be exclusionary in the businesses insurance coverage.

Posted by: Thud Muffle at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (p7tnE)

463 I watch these videos and wonder where why police haven't invested in a giant Acme style net to launch at them, so they can reel them in like they were tuna.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 29, 2020 12:01 AM (8p44R)

464 "a kind of blacklight"

Hey! That's RACIS!

Posted by: BLM at May 29, 2020 12:32 AM (o61E1)

Ric Grennel Swats Eric Fartwell Around on Twitter

More from Deb Heine, here, but a few tweets below:




Grennel also had some choice words for hyperpartisan Washington Post bloviator Daniel Dreznel -- who gets quoted by a lot of liberals and retweeted by NeverTrumpers -- as well as for Samantha Power, who made many unmasking requests despite not being a member of the intelligence community, or having any intelligence-related responsibilities, or having any training or experience in intelligence.

Why, she was almost acting as if she was just a partisan political appointee misusing the country's national security infrastructure to dig up dirt on opponents!


Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM




Comments

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1 Keep still my heart. I LOVE this man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

2 I'll give Swallowell this: this has been "just round the corner" for an AWFUL long time now.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 28, 2020 05:37 PM (Oka5v)

3 A swamp creature calling Ric a "swamp creature." Lulz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

4 Top ten!

I'll call 'em

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 28, 2020 05:38 PM (VcFUs)

5 Please, please, please can we hold some people accountable?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 28, 2020 05:38 PM (xptlg)

6 Watson! The clone machine! I want four dozen functional Grennels by morning!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 05:39 PM (gd9RK)

7 They been hollered at.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 28, 2020 05:39 PM (VcFUs)

8 Ric should bring up Swallowswell's comment about nuking Americans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

9 Sorry about OT, but ...
Mrs Eez is back from the ER with antibiotics.
Diverticulitis, not too bad, but very inflamed.
All is well.

Thanks, everyone, for the prayers !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 05:40 PM (XXrUA)

10 Twitter spat = nothing

and that's generous

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 05:40 PM (JgrP5)

11 Go Team Ric ...

Posted by: Adriane the Irish Breakfast Tea is Pretty Good Critic ... at May 28, 2020 05:40 PM (LPnfS)

12 I remember something like Fartwell cookies.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

13 Twitter spat = nothing

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These tweets are fake. @Jack

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2020 05:41 PM (sRP8d)

14 No homo.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2020 05:42 PM (NLQj5)

15 > Mrs Eez is back from the ER with antibiotics.
Diverticulitis, not too bad, but very inflamed.

I'm not gonna say "yay", because that shit is painful.

But I'm glad it wasn't more serious, and that she's home.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 05:42 PM (hKLpI)

16 Grenell 2024 because Fuck You again.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2020 05:42 PM (y7DUB)

17 Kurt Schlichter made the excellent point that Drezner would have made a fine cleanup crew member at Auschwitz. Watching his baseless smear be easily and directly refuted is vastly amusing.

Rick Grenell is one of the first terms who needs a lot more responsibility over the next four years.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 05:42 PM (37rWG)

18 Please, please, please can we hold some people accountable? <<<<<
They've been given TV contracts, what more do you want?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2020 05:43 PM (r+sAi)

19 Russian bots.

Posted by: Twitter NKVD at May 28, 2020 05:43 PM (Eicbe)

20 T