Senator Josh Hawley: "given Facebook’s long record of evasions, misstatements, half truths & outright falsehoods, I'd be very careful rehearsing their talking points, no matter how much $$ they give you"

I'd be very interested in Congress demanding answers about who Facebook, Twitter, and Google are paying quietly -- calling them something like "consultants" or something -- to carry their water in "conservative" media.

I'd be very, very interested in seeing that.

I think we'd all be very unsurprised to find out whose names are on that payoff list.

Hawley addresses this to Erick Erickson, though I don't know that he intended the entire series of tweets, including the warning about taking FaceBook cash, to be specifically addressed to Erickson.

Sure would like subpeonas to find out who FaceBook, Google, and Twitter are paying.







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John Durham Now Has Two Blackberries Used by Russian (???) Agent Joseph Misfud, Who Incepted The Idea of Asking About Hillary's Emails Into George Papadopolous

Interesting.

If you don't know: It was Joseph Misfud, an academic in Italy who was been repeatedly claimed by the anti-Trump conspirators to be a Russian agent despite his close connections with Western intelligence, who mentioned to George Papadopolous that Russia had Hillary's emails.

This was not a big deal, as everyone (including me, including probably you) was saying this at the time.

But the anti-Trump conspirators portrayed speculation that Russia had stolen information off Hillary's woefully-unsecured bathroom server as some kind of state secret that only high-ranking spies could possibly speculate about.

So Papadopolous later mentioned this speculation of Misfud's -- Russia may or may not have Hillary's emails; film at eleven! -- to an Australian diplomat named Alexander Downer. Downer also had a lot of connections to Western intelligence, and so Downer went running off to his American contacts to report -- bizarrely -- that a nobody had mentioned the speculation that Russia had Hillary's emails (a speculation, I repeat, that literally everyone was speculating about) to American intelligence and law enforcement officials, who promptly took that information and.. got a FISA warrant to begin spying on the Trump campaign?

If this all seems like a set-up and pretext, that's because it is and always was. This was a political operation against Trump from the start.

But we can't quite prove it.

But what if we could?

What if Misfud turned over two BlackBerrys which contained, say, his prior communications with, say, the American plotters, asking him to contact this nobody who was briefly named as an adviser to Trump?

We don't know what's on those BlackBerrys. But apparently Durham and Barr now have them.


It was special investigator John Durham who acquired two BlackBerrys used by Joseph Mifsud, the Maltese professor who jumped-started the FBI's long Russia probe into President Trump’s campaign.

Sidney Powell, attorney for retired Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, filed a court motion on Monday disclosing the phones' existence while tying them to Western intelligence.

She told The Washington Times on Thursday that she has confirmed that it was Mr. Durham’s office who obtained them.

Attorney General William P. Barr assigned Mr. Durham, the U.S. attorney for Connecticut, the mission of finding out the origins of the FBI’s counter-intelligence investigation known as Crossfire Hurricane. She told The Times that a "source," whom she declined to identify, told her about the BlackBerrys.

...

The FBI and special counsel Robert Mueller have always contended that Mr. Mifsud was a Russian asset. Mr. Mueller's final report made no mention of the numerous associations Mr. Mifsud maintained with Western diplomats and intelligence figures.

Mr. Papadopoulos contends Mr. Mifsud was a Western agent sent to entrap him.

...


The motion says: "Michael T. Flynn requests the government be ordered to produce evidence that has only recently come into its possession... This information is material, exculpatory, and relevant to the defense of Mr. Flynn, and specifically to the "OCONUS LURES" and agents that western intelligence tasked against him likely as early as 2014 to arrange--unbeknownst to him--'connections' with certain Russians that they would then use against him in their false claims. The phones were used by Mr. Joseph Mifsud.”

OCONUS means "outside the continental United States" and "LURES," I guess, means agents tasked with entrapping (luring) a target into some compromising behavior.

Previously, it had been reported that Barr and Durham went to Italy just to listen to "secret tapes" about/of Misfud.

When Attorney General William Barr showed up at the U.S. embassy's Palazzo Margherita here on tony Via Veneto last week, he had two primary requests. He needed a conference room to meet high-level Italian security agents where he could be sure no one was listening in. And he needed an extra chair for U.S. Attorney John Durham of Connecticut, who would be sitting in as his right-hand man.

Barr was in Rome on an under-the-radar mission that was only planned a few days in advance. An official with the embassy confirmed to The Daily Beast that they had to scramble to accommodate Barr’s sudden arrival. He had been in Italy before, but not with such a clear motive. Barr and Durham are looking into the events that led to Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation, and suddenly all roads were leading to Rome.

The Daily Beast has learned that Barr and Durham were especially interested in what the Italian secret service knew about Joseph Mifsud...

A source in the Italian Ministry of Justice, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told The Daily Beast that Barr and Durham were played the tape. A second source within the Italian government also confirmed to The Daily Beast that Barr and Durham were shown other evidence the Italians had on Mifsud.

Misfud seems like he worked both sides of the aisle.

But that is exactly what makes him useful as an agent for Brennan/Clapper here -- that he can be portrayed as a Russian agent, when actually, he works for one and then the other as he might be paid to do.

Remember, Stephan Halper invited Michael Flynn to a dinner party, and then reached out and invited a Russian student named Lahav to the same dinner. So that the Brennan/Clapper conspiracy could then leak to the media, "Michael Flynn was seated at a dinner table with a Russian!"

Yes-- the Russian that you invited there, that you specifically sat at Flynn's table, that Flynn knew nothing about until you introduced him to the person you were trying to set him up with.

Stephan Halper is the kind of guy the FBI pays to bring cocaine to a party so that when the FBI charges the party host, they can claim "cocaine is known to have been present at at least one party hosted by [SUBJECT]."

Yeah, this "evidence" doesn't count when your paid agent contrived to manufacture it.

Anyway: Yes, this does seem to follow that same pattern. Reach out to a Western operative who also sometimes deals with Russians (either as a double agent for Russia or a double agent for Western intelligence; doesn't matter which) and have him contact a former "Trump associate" and then say "Oh my God, a former Trump associate was in contact with a Russian asset, we need a FISA to spy on Trump himself."

Who was Misfud working for when he approached an absolute-nobody in 2015?

I think he was working for the Brennan/Clapper conspiracy.

And the fact that the Mueller report perjuriously withheld the fact that he also has links to Western intelligence shows the "guilty mind" that prosecutors talk about. Intent can be inferred by after-the-fact behavior, like trying to cover up evidence.

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1 e5ynju6

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)

2 I'll call nood

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)

3
Called nood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (Hygy1)

4 Establishing the Coup by TopMen in the FBI would be a BFD ... hang em high

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (Cus5s)

5 How long can the dems drag out the impeachment bs? Does it matter?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (X/Pw5)

6 Top 10? WHOOHOO!!!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (/rsCS)

7 Check the headline ace, I think you've got your Greeks mixed up.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (RD7QR)

8 I like the fact Barr and Durham went to Italy on short notice.

Gave bad actors no time to muddy the waters.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (qC1Sy)

9 >>Who was Misfud working for when he approached an absolute-nobody in 2015?

>>I think he was working for the Brennan/Clapper conspiracy.

You don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (ZLI7S)

10 " Intent can be inferred by after-the-fact behavior, like trying to cover up evidence."

Thats the Mueller BS in a nutshell. A load of piss and wind to obscure the rampant criminality of the Obama administration.

Posted by: Flubber at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (PQnIX)

11

"Planted evidence"

https://definitions.uslegal.com/p/planted-evidence/

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (w+Z9D)

12 Wow, read the content and still top 10!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (qC1Sy)

13 1 e5ynju6

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)

You are so full of shit.

Posted by: ... at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (V9UW9)

14 Interesting stuff.

Secret impeachment inquiry is kinda interesting too.

TGIF!!

Posted by: Senate GOPe at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (keBn8)

15 What is the name of this movie again?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (xptlg)

16 7 Check the headline ace, I think you've got your Greeks mixed up.

Beware of Greeks gifting bears.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (8erNz)

17 1 e5ynju6
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)
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Are you posting from the Bingo hall again?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (qC1Sy)

18 Beware of Greeks gifting bears.

Or in this case Maltese gifting bears.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (8erNz)

19 More proof that fiction is harder to write then non fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

If you came to a publisher with this farce they would laugh you out of the building and yet this is the world we live in.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (B06Zw)

20 Going to need moar lampposts

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (ev02w)

21
"And the fact that the Mueller report perjuriously withheld the fact that he also has links to Western intelligence shows the "guilty mind" that prosecutors talk about. Intent can be inferred by after-the-fact behavior, like trying to cover up evidence."

Like bleachbitting all your emails?

Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (+0uDE)

22 So if he was ONLY a Russian operative, why would he have retained his blackberries?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (cqNba)

23 e5ynju6

.....

What do you have against 'Effin Jew Sex?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (YA914)

24 Thanks, Ace.

So much of this is so convoluted and fake news influenced that this was a good summary for those who may not be keeping up with every twist and turn of this story.

Posted by: Blanco at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Nzscs)

25 Or in this case Maltese gifting bears.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (8erNz)

Or Maltese gifting falcons

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (5l6gb)

26 Has it been two weeks yet?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (8i5w4)

27 20 Going to need moar lampposts
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (ev02w)

We have some wonderful trees in our backyard at Chappaqua.

Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (+0uDE)

28 When is the trial date again?

Oh, wait. One needs indictments to have a trial.

When are the indictments coming?

Oh, wait. The parties are exempt from the law.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (YslsA)

29 You just know there's a certain level of panic that indicates a guilty mind. And it's not on Trump.

Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (c3/hx)

30 witchdoktor, saw your comment in the gorilla thread - hope you are having a good day today

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (G546f)

31 Beneath the surface, there is a secret.

Posted by: The Secret Storm at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (semyH)

32 Cover up? No. We just forgot!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (C2haE)

33 >>So if he was ONLY a Russian operative, why would he have retained his blackberries?

If he was a Russian agent why would he have given them to Barr and Durham?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

34 Misfud seems like he worked both sides of the aisle.


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Jonah Goldberg just got a great new idea for a column at The Rear Dispatch!

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (WqPYg)

35 so who does Misfud work for?
I'm confuddled

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (G546f)

36
If you came to a publisher with this farce they would laugh you out of the building and yet this is the world we live in.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (B06Zw)
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Yep.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (qC1Sy)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

38 I'll check back in two weeks

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (8i5w4)

39 The walls are closing in on the Russian hoax conspirators.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (YA914)

40 Mifsud was a double agent? It's all rather confusing.

Posted by: IC at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

41 Mueller ran a coverup and scrubbing operation ... but Qanon says they are dumb and "we have it all". Or at least that was the Q theme from a year or two back ... it is the happy happy joy joy scenario I prefer to dream of to sleep better. we'll see ... waiting for the white smoke to tell us prosecutions have begun.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

42 You'll ask for #TwoWeeks

You'll settle for #TwoYears

You'll get #NOTHING

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (q177U)

43 33 >>So if he was ONLY a Russian operative, why would he have retained his blackberries?

If he was a Russian agent why would he have given them to Barr and Durham?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

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I used a hammer on mine!

OK, some dumb schmuck currying my favor used the hammer.

Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (+0uDE)

44 >>Mifsud was a double agent? It's all rather confusing.

I've never seen any evidence that Mifsud ever worked for the Russians let alone in this case.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (ZLI7S)

45 As some second-tier blogger's friend noted three years ago, it was a Dezinformatsiya Op from the get-go.

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

46 Too many greeks.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (axyOa)

47 What I really want to know is WHY are Blackberry devices still being used?
Is the security that much better? They don't have internet do they?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (KA5Fy)

48 Squeezing Halper might produce some juice.

Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (RuIsu)

49 The last relevance of the Blackberry device.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

50 Corgis called.

Top 500!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (sE4m0)

51 46 Too many greeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (axyOa)

That's what the Trojans said.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

52 In Soviet Russia, phone give you to authorities.

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (WqPYg)

53 46 Too many greeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:32

Whoa, whoa, WHOA there, let's not stir up the Greeks!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (KA5Fy)

54 43 33 >>So if he was ONLY a Russian operative, why would he have retained his blackberries?

If he was a Russian agent why would he have given them to Barr and Durham?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

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I used a hammer on mine!

OK, some dumb schmuck currying my favor used the hammer.
Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (+0uDE)
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I think the dumb schmuck was the FBI. A brazen coverup.

Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 12:34 PM (G0vdT)

55 There are many who need to swing front m the yardarm

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:34 PM (JECV8)

56 What if we built a Giant Misfud?

Posted by: Andrew McCain watching Giant Rabbit burn... at October 18, 2019 12:34 PM (ypTww)

57 I love Greek, but only if it's the dry type.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 18, 2019 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)

58 Mifsud was supposedly in hiding (again?) ... he was just doing what he was told (he has a better case for that argument than the others, imo) ... but now Mifsud fears "someone" might want him dead.


I assume that now that he has given evidence to Barr, Mueller/Brennan/Comey and DeepState would have an interest in erasing another witness (poor Seth, and Epstein, and ...). DS/Mafia is the one that kills witnesses.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (Cus5s)

59 57 I love Greek, but only if it's the dry type.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 18, 2019 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Needs more otter.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

60
You'll ask for #TwoWeeks

You'll settle for #TwoYears

You'll get #NOTHING
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (q177U)

And you'll like it.

Posted by: Judge Smaills at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (+0uDE)

61 I hope Sidney Powell watches her back. After she wrote her great book about lies and corruption in the DOJ, now she is taking on the whole Russian Collusion gang.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (r28kI)

62 But we can't quite prove it.

But what if we could?


Or, almost as good, what if can claim that we can prove it? Scurry, rats, scurry!

Tick-tock.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:36 PM (oTMWb)

63 At least the Russians updated his phone to Blackberry from the old Motorola bag phone. They could have given him a bag full of quarters for a payphone too.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 12:36 PM (ABjxW)

64 Say what you want about Q, but Barr and Durham travelling to meet Misfud and personally retrieve his devices shows that the LARP is more reliable than the media. But then most things are.

Then again, who knows? There's a certain level of reverse Kremlinology, where facts come out in the IG reports yet are ruthlessly suppressed in the executive summary and all media reports. Or is that simple totalitarianism?

Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2019 12:36 PM (c3/hx)

65 Burn

Scatter

Salt

then nuke from orbit.

it's the only way to be sure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (8D42x)

66 It wasn't just Mifsud Mueller erroneously claimed was a Russian agent. The report had Felix Sater cited about 100 times as a Russian agent, too. But, Weissmann knew this guy (that started the "Trump Tower Moscow" scam in October 2015) was, in fact, a confidential informant to the CIA, FBI and DNI. And, per some sources, had worked w him.

Posted by: Ever at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (ZZDMQ)

67 "Who called who when" sworn testimony gets pretty tight if those phones retained call history.

Posted by: mrp at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (Pqytn)

68 the only Russian agent I'm willing to squeeze is Ilya Kuryakin ... will squeeze him til he cries uncle

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (G546f)

69 47 What I really want to know is WHY are Blackberry devices still being used?
Is the security that much better? They don't have internet do they?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (KA5Fy)
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Some off us codgers still like an actual keyboard versus that stupid electronic screen "keyboard."

And, Blackberry is known for their security, but, like anything else, if you connect a secure system to something that is insecure, like an open wifi network, the security becomes useless.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (qC1Sy)

70 Ace, that's a good summary of one confusing piece of the puzzle regarding the plot to spy on the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (WHVt7)

71
You are so full of shit.
Posted by: ...

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I stand by every turd I sa --

er, word I said.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:38 PM (Hygy1)

72 67 "Who called who when" sworn testimony gets pretty tight if those phones retained call history.
Posted by: mrp at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (Pqytn)

By the Flynn standard a lot of people could get prosecuted.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

73 >>I think the dumb schmuck was the FBI. A brazen coverup.

December 28, 2015 text from Strzok to Page.

You get all our oconus lures approved?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

74 No matter what happens

Papadopoulos is still a huge cuck

chronic wannabe

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:38 PM (rpxSz)

75 51 46 Too many greeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (axyOa)
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But do they want freaks?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 12:38 PM (qC1Sy)

76 >>You get all our oconus lures approved?


What...like Horse Estrus Urine?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (ypTww)

77 I thought Shep inseminated George Stephanopolous.

Posted by: OCBill at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (df+Zi)

78 I just saw a piece on the net where Hillary is now saying that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian Agent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)

79 You guys are stealing all my best ideas!

Posted by: Dan Brown at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (Ibwur)

80 The shit has hit the fan

repeat

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (rpxSz)

81 I dislike that Weissmann gets to submit a deceptive and incomplete report to congress and the GOP has no real response to it.

Also, at what point does this go from Weissmann/Meuller's saintly truth to wild and bizarre conspiracy theory, eh?

Let's follow the brain damaged leftist.

totally true PApadapaplous talked to misfud but it's conspiracy theory that misfud was anything other than a russian!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (FEQY4)

82 1) Did Mifsud do this pro bono or is there a cashed check? That should be easy to audit, right? (unless it was from Brennan's black cia checkbook)

2) Doesn't Barr/Trump have access to all of Brennan's official mails? Or is there some type of administration firewall?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (iRWOn)

83 What did Hillary know and when did she know it?

Now that we know the timeline, we can also surmise that someone was keeping her in the know.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (8ts9m)

84 Misfud has a must interesting profile in wiki
How many posters have read it before posting here ?

Posted by: Kurt at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (5WkYT)

85 This is where you end up whenever Andrew Weissmann is involved

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 12:41 PM (3aI0K)

86 Who was Misfud working for when he approached an absolute-nobody in 2015?

I think he was working for the Brennan/Clapper conspiracy.

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Strzok, right? He the one who met Papadapa at the airport looking for that $10K in cash, right?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 18, 2019 12:41 PM (FEQY4)

87 I just saw a piece on the net where Hillary is now saying that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian Agent.

She's just flirting.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:41 PM (Ibwur)

88 I continue to have zero faith anyone will be imprisoned nor put to death for the treason they've committed.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

89 How many trannies are involved so far?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 12:41 PM (ev02w)

90 What did Hillary know and when did she forget it?

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 12:42 PM (3aI0K)

91 77 I thought Shep inseminated George Stephanopolous.
Posted by: OCBill at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (df+Zi)

It might have been mutual.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

92 Anyone who gets their knowledge from Wikipedia spends the rest of their life in the box.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)

93 All greeks look the same to me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 18, 2019 12:43 PM (br0DX)

94 Russia = chicken that needs fucking

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

95 >>7 Check the headline ace, I think you've got your Greeks mixed up.


thanks, joncelli. I thought I had done that but then forgot to check a minute later.

Posted by: ace the blogger with two thumbs at October 18, 2019 12:43 PM (PbpT7)

96 15
What is the name of this movie again?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (xptlg)


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The Lost Republic.

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (WqPYg)

97 All greeks look the same to me.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 18, 2019 12:43 PM


It's the gyro hanging from our belts, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ejd/p)

98 Citations to Wiki are less reliable than citations to public restroom stalls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

99 I like when Petros Popadopolous is in the booth during college football games. He does pretty good color.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

100 78 I just saw a piece on the net where Hillary is now saying that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian Agent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)

She wrote it in poop on the wall of her room at the memory care facility.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ABjxW)

101 So when it finally dawns on the public that the guy who helped start the Russia collusion scam wasn't really a Russian spy after all and was instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up George P and General Flynn what happens then?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

102 What did Hillary know and when did she forget it?
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 12:42 PM (3aI0K)


Yes.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

103 In Greece, a Blogger with two thumbs would be an very popular blogger indeed.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:45 PM (ypTww)

104 28
When is the trial date again?



Oh, wait. One needs indictments to have a trial.



When are the indictments coming?



Oh, wait. The parties are exempt from the law.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (YslsA)

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As soon as the grand juries have been convened. Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

105 Yahoo News:

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton asserted that the Russians are attempting to undermine the 2020 election by backing Representative Tulsi Gabbard (D., Hawaii) as a third-party candidate, stating "she's the favorite of the Russians."

Appearing on Obama campaign manager David Plouffe's podcast, Clinton made a number of claims regarding Russian meddling in U.S. elections, including that Gabbard's substantial social-media support relies on Russian bots. Gabbard was the most-searched candidate after the first and second Democratic debates.

"I think they've got their eye on someone who's currently in the Democratic primary and are grooming her to be the third-party candidate," Clinton said on the podcast. "She's the favorite of the Russians. They have a bunch of sites and bots and other ways of supporting her so far."


.. so, how does 'Russian agent' Hillary know that Gabbard is a Russian agent ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (3aI0K)

106 Speaking of lying sacks of shit . . .

This has little national implication but does substantiate that Biden is a long-term nasty little lying fuck.

https://bit.ly/2VQe4Pg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

107 http://bit.ly/31oPxSA
*******
California Mandates All American Flags Have Stars Of Anti-LGBTQ States Removed | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (BqBId)

108 103 In Greece, a Blogger with two thumbs would be an very popular blogger indeed.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:45 PM (ypTww)

So we're back to lesbians?

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

109 @99 me too, Sponge!

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (AwPyG)

110 In Greece, a Blogger with two thumbs would be an very popular blogger indeed.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:45 PM


On Lesvos, certainly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (ejd/p)

111 Now, does anyone else think that the president is kept updated by the AG on the status of this investigation?

If so, might that be one of the reasons he seems so confident?

Further question: Might all of this be why the Democrats seem to be scrambling hard to build an impeachment case, any case they can and as fast as they can?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

112 The fact that this material is in a story I'm reading, and not in an INDICTMENT, is the most disturbing evidence of all.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (Bf3hj)

113 95 >>7 Check the headline ace, I think you've got your Greeks mixed up.


thanks, joncelli. I thought I had done that but then forgot to check a minute later.

Posted by: ace the blogger with two thumbs at October 18, 2019 12:43 PM (PbpT7)

[Thumbs up]

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

114
If someone doesn't go to jail or at least be tarred and feathered for this crap I am going to be sorely disappointed.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (rXie1)

115 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (FiUMj)

116 Watch for movement after the IG report delivers bags full of nothingburgers.


Posted by: Goal Posts at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (keBn8)

117 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?

Free beer tomorrow?

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (Bf3hj)

118 2) Doesn't Barr/Trump have access to all of Brennan's official mails? Or is there some type of administration firewall?
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (iRWOn)
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He's a spook so I assume he wouldn't be dumb enough to put in an email.

Sometimes I get visions of Brennan absolute panic on the night of Trump election.

Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

119 Hillary has specially built hammers for using Blackberrys.

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)

120 Secret government agents planting info to take down a president and taking down high-ranking officers and absolute nobodies in the process.
Female lawyers digging up mysterious blackberries.
Hacked emails. Government entrapment. Rogue FBI agents.

All of this has the makings of a Hollywood blockbuster...which will never, ever be made.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (BJKQV)

121 Clinton has finally revealed the depth of her delusion. If she isn't cast out of this circus now, there is going to be a lot of head shaking between now and the election.

Posted by: davo at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (sMLEE)

122 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (FiUMj)



It won't let me post it......

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

123 >>>117 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?


supposedly, it will be out in about #TwoWeeks.

can't say I definitely trust that deadline

Posted by: ace the blogger with two thumbs at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)

124 I think OCONUS LURES means Surprise Anal in Latin.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (dWEpx)

125 115 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Giant 64-oz tube of Preparation H

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (rXie1)

126 Hillary has specially built hammers for using Blackberrys.
Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)


It's the scene from Fargo, just with less blood.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Months and months ago Mark Steyn wrote a piece entitled:

"Tinker, Tailor, Clapper, Carter, Downer, Halper, Spy"

It's interesting and becoming more and more relevant. Even Madeline Albright makes an appearance. I urge you to search it out and read it. It will enlighten you to the complexities. Mark's piece is very telling.

Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2019 12:50 PM (/EGl+)

128 Say it, Rush!

Mitt Romney is the Republican Al Gore.

Just say it.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:50 PM (ypTww)

129 1) Did Mifsud do this pro bono or is there a cashed
check? That should be easy to audit, right? (unless it was from
Brennan's black cia checkbook)



2) Doesn't Barr/Trump have access to all of Brennan's official mails? Or is there some type of administration firewall?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (iRWOn)

===================================
1) Hahahahahahahaha! (Sorry, no one works for free in that business. It's cash money, or an air-tight, rock-solid quid pro quo)
2) Slow walkin' documents (which Barr has the security clearance to read) is an ancient art well-practiced in DC. Out-of-channel access to bombshell evidence like 2 Blackberries might shake things up.

Posted by: mrp at October 18, 2019 12:50 PM (Pqytn)

130
Further question: Might all of this be why the Democrats seem to be scrambling hard to build an impeachment case, any case they can and as fast as they can?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

____

Dems don't give a shit about any of this. You think Nadler or Schiff is scared over some #TwoWeeks Tik Tok bullshit that will never amount to anything? I honestly don't think they even know any of this is out there. Why should they care? Barr won't do anything with it. The MSM sure as fuck won't report on any of it. Other than places like this, it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:50 PM (FiUMj)

131 An op from the top. The only question is who started it, Brennan or Comey. Of course, there is the possibility that it started higher up the food chain.

Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 12:50 PM (B7KlG)

132 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?

-
"The check is in the mail."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)

133 112 The fact that this material is in a story I'm reading, and not in an INDICTMENT, is the most disturbing evidence of all.
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (Bf3hj)

A reason that COULD be, and of course I don't know, is that there are still a huge number (probably a majority) of deepstaters in positions of power that have been slowing things down at every step of the way. But as key details like this are leaked to the public and publicized, it becomes harder and harder for them to justify refusing to admit it happened.

So if that were true, then reading this like we are could be a tool towards moving to indictments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

134 You know who else used Blackberry?

https://fortune.com/2016/06/10/president-obamas-new-smartphone-is-more-like-a-toddler-phone/

Obama made headlines when he took office in 2009 and got to keep his Blackberry mobile phone, though after undisclosed modifications were made to strengthen its security features. And the president was only permitted to email a small group of friends and senior aides via the device. The president borrowed an aide's iPhone when he posted his first tweet last year.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at October 18, 2019 12:51 PM (w+Ped)

135 101 So when it finally dawns on the public that the guy who helped start the Russia collusion scam wasn't really a Russian spy after all and was instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up George P and General Flynn what happens then?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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How will they know? The MSM won't report it. Just a local story.

Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 12:51 PM (G0vdT)

136 >>Now, does anyone else think that the president is kept updated by the AG on the status of this investigation?

>>If so, might that be one of the reasons he seems so confident?

>>Further question: Might all of this be why the Democrats seem to be scrambling hard to build an impeachment case, any case they can and as fast as they can?

Of course he knows. Look at the Ukraine call transcript. Why did the President of Italy just spend a day at the White House? Why was the Australian PM given a state dinner? Why are Barr and Durham and even Pompeo making a tour of Italy, UK, Australia and even Ukraine?

I'm about 50/50 on whether Trump not only knew about the whistleblower in advance he used it as an opportunity to make Ukraine, Crowdstrike and "the server" national news.

A big part of the Insurance Policy was to cover up what they had been doing during the 2016 election and in true leftist fashion they blamed Trump for what they were actually doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)

137 .. so, how does 'Russian agent' Hillary know that Gabbard is a Russian agent ?
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (3aI0K)
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I don't understand. Are they trying to make Gabbard more popular? Because this is how you do it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 18, 2019 12:51 PM (070b/)

138 they based a FISA warrant on speculation that was the same as in comment sections of multiple blogs, that Hillary's compromised commode server had been compromised?

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:52 PM (nFwvY)

139 Sometimes I get visions of Brennan absolute panic on the night of Trump election.
Posted by: WisRich

I save those thoughts for the ONT

Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 12:52 PM (B7KlG)

140 Are eeyores the same as concern trolls or different? You could make the argument either way.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 18, 2019 12:52 PM (nRWPy)

141
How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (FiUMj)

Easy:Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, cheeseburger, no Coke, Pepsi.

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 12:53 PM (gmo/4)

142 Thanks for splainin slow so I can keep up.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

143 84
Misfud has a must interesting profile in wiki

How many posters have read it before posting here ?

Posted by: Kurt at October 18, 2019 12:40 PM (5WkYT)

=======


Wiki says Tim Poole invented The Zeppelin despite his repeated and failed attempts to have them remove that.

Now, if Bennan or Clapper or Comey or Weissman or Rosenstein or McCabe or Mueller or Strzok or one of those clowns say it -- then I'll believe it!

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (WqPYg)

144 108 103 In Greece, a Blogger with two thumbs would be an very popular blogger indeed.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:45 PM (ypTww)

So we're back to lesbians?
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

we never left

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (JFO2v)

145 Winston Smith ain't got nothing on Future MSM:

"Today John Brennan was arraigned for [debunked conspiracy theory]. Chocolate rations have been increased to 20grams. Now onto sports..."
-Talking head reading verbatim from the prompter.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (iRWOn)

146 So I guess the question at this point is are they all "all in" on the treason/coup, or will they at least make a pretense of patriotism when Barr unambiguously exposes the undeniable coup attempt?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (87EdW)

147 Another Friday, and..
STILL NO INDICTMENTS
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?

Was Bob Barr beamed up Scotty?

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (Bf3hj)

148 Turns out that "Get Smart" was prophecy.

Get Smart meets the Russian Waltons.

Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2019 12:55 PM (RuIsu)

149
e5ynju6
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)
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Are you posting from the Bingo hall again?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman

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No, I'm playing 5-D chess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:55 PM (Hygy1)

150 101
So when it finally dawns on the public that the guy who helped start the
Russia collusion scam wasn't really a Russian spy after all and was
instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up George P and General
Flynn what happens then?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

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Romney calls for Trump's impeachment!

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:55 PM (WqPYg)

151 >>Another Friday, and..
STILL NO INDICTMENTS
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?

**Takes out bagpipe**



*Plays Taps*

Posted by: Attny General Barr at October 18, 2019 12:55 PM (ypTww)

152 I can't grok the significance of having these two phones. What do they prove? Wouldn't the metadata of the calls Misfud made on them also be available from the wireless carriers?

Maybe this is a big McGuffin that's meant to smoke out more Swamp Things. Can't see the use of the phones as being important.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:56 PM (HaL55)

153 An op from the top. The only question is who started it, Brennan or Comey. Of course, there is the possibility that it started higher up the food chain.

Something else is going on. Why would the Deep State worry AT ALL about "insurance"? All they had to do was wait four years. That's what they've always done: wait, entice, entrap, and enlarge. They made it thru Reagan and the Bushes without a scratch.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:56 PM (Ibwur)

154 "So when it finally dawns on the public that the guy
who helped start the Russia collusion scam wasn't really a Russian spy
after all and was instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up
George P and General Flynn what happens then?" Posted by: JackStraw

it depends, do details get revealed in two weeks, six months, or ten years?

Barr needs an hour on TV with charts and diagrams and video to explain it all to the public ... it can't just be held "under investigation" for another two years. Public awareness before the election is maybe more important than actual convictions, but we need both, and soon. Justice is already delayed ... injustice is ongoing.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:56 PM (Cus5s)

155 145 Winston Smith ain't got nothing on Future MSM:

"Today John Brennan was arraigned for [debunked conspiracy theory]. Chocolate rations have been increased to 20grams. Now onto sports..."
-Talking head reading verbatim from the prompter.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (iRWOn)

=========

That's going to be an interesting moment.

If and when people are hauled off to jail because of this stuff that the media has been calling a conspiracy theory for a while, we're going to watch the media try to completely discredit the entire law enforcement apparatus of the United States except the people who tried to overthrow an election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 18, 2019 12:56 PM (zZbCU)

156 140 Are eeyores the same as concern trolls or different? You could make the argument either way.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 18, 2019 12:52 PM (nRWPy)

I think maybe it's that eeyores are more or less sincere, whereas concern trolls are just.... dicks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 12:56 PM (Ct55T)

157 >> An op from the top. The only question is who started it, Brennan or Comey.


All bagmen for Jarret / Obama / Soros.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:56 PM (ypTww)

158 150 101
So when it finally dawns on the public that the guy who helped start the
Russia collusion scam wasn't really a Russian spy after all and was
instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up George P and General
Flynn what happens then?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

========


Romney calls for Trump's impeachment!
Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:55 PM (WqPYg)

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So, any other day, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (zZbCU)

159 Tim Pool did invent the zeppelin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Pool

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (tH5fk)

160 He has always maintained that these people are *stupid*

Pres Trump truly is doing this all for America; he did not have to do any of this. I just think he really, really, really loves America and enjoys rolling up all of this corruption tight and sharp and sticking it in the keesters of the enemies of the USA.

He is dang good at it.

Posted by: overit at October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (sI15f)

161 >>Tim Pool did invent the zeppelin.


He built the first one in his garage. Mostly out of recycled lead and some Yardird parts.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (ypTww)

162 161 >>Tim Pool did invent the zeppelin.


He built the first one in his garage. Mostly out of recycled lead and some Yardird parts.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (ypTww)

==========

Pish posh. The Baron Munchausen invented the first zeppelin with ladies' undergarments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (zZbCU)

163 So guess we're pretty much branding the misspelling of Mifsud as an HQ thing?

Posted by: Rhomboid at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (rjm3g)

164 Oh what a tangled web we weave...

However, it sounds a bit implausible that the FBI could count on Papadopolous relaying the info about Russia having Hillary's emails to someone who would conveniently have American IC contacts and would report it??

Not something you would want to count on all happening "as planned".

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (so+oy)

165 158 150 101
So when it finally dawns on the public that the guy who helped start the
Russia collusion scam wasn't really a Russian spy after all and was
instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up George P and General
Flynn what happens then?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

========


Romney calls for Trump's impeachment!
Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 12:55 PM (WqPYg)



Nancys face continues to melt off her skull while she screeches for Impeachment.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (N5xCA)

166 >>So guess we're pretty much branding the misspelling of Mifsud as an HQ thing?


A good name for a spy should be impossible to spell.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (ypTww)

167 Talking head reading verbatim from the prompter.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 18, 2019 12:54 PM (iRWOn)

The diner scene from Back To The Future II (Max Headroom)?

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

168 Of course Misfud's an Intel/Deep State asset, the same way Carter Page is an intel asset.


I'm sure the IC/LE apparatus have innumerable assets all-over the world, either directly controlled or through IC apparatus from all over the world, the UK and Italy for instance.


I'm sure they are running ops against elected leaders, potential political candidates that are outside of the Deep State/Globalist order, etc.


Bottom line is that the entire corrupt edifice cannot be reformed, it cannot be reclamated, it cannot be rehabilitated.


It needs to be burned to the ground, the ashes salted, and buried for all-time, and a new apparatus built up with tighter controls and greater accountability so that what they perpetrated cannot be done again.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 01:00 PM (dWEpx)

169 The Flynn Frame is a subplot, but its exposure would tie key players together as Dirty Cops.

We just need Sztrok and Page to sing

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2019 01:00 PM (LuYAm)

170 >>How will they know? The MSM won't report it. Just a local story.


The reason we even know about the Blackberries is because Sidney Powell filled a motion last Friday to have them released. If you read the filing not only did she know of their existence and that Durham had them she had the serial number of the phones and the SIM cards. Obviously, someone inside the DOJ told her.

Of course the media will try and muzzle this but Mifsud is central to the very heart of the Russia collusion crap. If he is exposed as a western agent not even the media is going to be able to completely tamp down that news. The information on the Blackberries could have Flynn's case tossed. That's yuuuge news.

When Barr told the Senate Judiciary committee that the Obama administration spied on the Trump campaign it was front page news. Mostly disbelief but it was out there. If he comes back with evidence that they did indeed spy illegally and much, much more it will be huge news.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)

171 166 >>So guess we're pretty much branding the misspelling of Mifsud as an HQ thing?


A good name for a spy should be impossible to spell.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (ypTww)

Agreed.

Posted by: Krzysztof from Gdansk at October 18, 2019 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

172 From a justice standpoint, it seems to me the most important aspect of this case is a procedural one. Where will venue be set? I pray to God some aspect of this conspiracy occurred somewhere in Texas or Alabama. Then shit gets real.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (87EdW)

173 BlackBerry = Research in Motion=RIM=Surprise Anal?

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (N5xCA)

174 .. so, how does 'Russian agent' Hillary know that Gabbard is a Russian agent ?
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 12:46 PM (3aI0K)

Tulsi is close to the airport where Hillary dodged sniper fire?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (8D42x)

175 Too many greeks.


Aaaaannnnnd....back to anal !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (arJlL)

176 I think the Obamanauts concluded that the time was right to make sure that a Republican, or anyone else outside the Inner Circle, would never, ever be elected to the presidency of the United States. That's what the "insurance" was all about. The MSM firewall, the IC firewall, the Big Silicon firewall, all of that was to keep all of us out of power.

Posted by: mrp at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (Pqytn)

177 I see the new buzzword for the day is, "Melting Down!"

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (dWEpx)

178 Nancys face continues to melt off her skull while she screeches for Impeachment.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (N5xCA)

Raiders of the lost Ark

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 01:02 PM (gmo/4)

179 Ace - thank you for keeping up with this tangled web.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 01:02 PM (oiNtH)

180 ...wasn't really a Russian spy after all and was instead a western intelligence asset sent to set up George P and General Flynn what happens then?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

Then Adam Schiff "discovers" a whistleblower who reports that Trump hosted the rape parties that Kavanaugh attended.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 18, 2019 01:03 PM (r28kI)

181 Burn it all to the ground!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 18, 2019 01:03 PM (J/Lk+)

182 .. so, how does 'Russian agent' Hillary know that Gabbard is a Russian agent ?

Posted by: SMOD

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If you think Hillary's insane now, just wait and see what she's like if a woman ever becomes president!

HILLARY is supposed to be the first woman president!

The Oval Office is Davey Jones and Hillary is Marcia Brady.

Posted by: RKae at October 18, 2019 01:03 PM (DQebX)

183 A good name for a spy should be impossible to spell.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (ypTww)

Agreed.

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Given him a number and taken away his name

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

184 SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN

It was a nice pen.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (tH5fk)

185 183 A good name for a spy should be impossible to spell.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (ypTww)

Agreed.

-
Given him a number and taken away his name
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

Secret Asian man!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

186 RE: Flynn

I've heard that Micheal Flynn is far from innocent. That there was good reason for him to be under investigation going back to his dealings prior to the campaign. He was described as the "typhoid Mary" of the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (Xqo6t)

187 Why aren't we shooting these people in the back of their heads as they kneel in front of me whimpering?

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (gmo/4)

188 How does one say #TwoWeeks in Greek?

"My ass is against the wall"

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (arJlL)

189 https://twitter.com/detgrim/status/1184898297217069056

neat thread about farmer protests in NL. Found the link at Insty.

(and as an avid Farming Simulator player, I loved the hell out of the pictures....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (Ct55T)

190 Cuckoweeny Wear

https://tinyurl.com/yyaus7j6

AHOY THERE

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (JFO2v)

191 Hey. Trump is suing CNN.

https://tinyurl.com/y2f7l84c

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

192 83 A good name for a spy should be impossible to spell.
Posted by: garrett

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My spy name is "James e5ynju6."

Posted by: RKae at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (DQebX)

193 114
If someone doesn't go to jail or at least be tarred and feathered for this crap I am going to be sorely disappointed.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2019 12:47 PM (rXie1)

But I noticed you didn't say you'd be surprised.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 18, 2019 01:06 PM (r28kI)

194 Why aren't we shooting these people in the back of their heads as they kneel in front of me whimpering?


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (gmo/4)

==========================
"We" aren't Stalinists. That's why.

Posted by: mrp at October 18, 2019 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

195 191 Hey. Trump is suing CNN.

https://tinyurl.com/y2f7l84c
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

I remember hearing something about how the process is the punishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 18, 2019 01:06 PM (zZbCU)

196 FUN FACT

Misfud gave his testimony to Italian police because it was a condition of them . . . giving him the police protection he was requesting.


Because the whole thing blew up and he was the loose end....

Amazeballs people. This stuff is real and its in play. Nobody knows what'll happen next.

But TRUMP No longer has any f**ks to give.

Have nice one.

Posted by: simplemind at October 18, 2019 01:06 PM (DyfVG)

197 The reason we even know about the Blackberries is because Sidney Powell filled a motion last Friday to have them released. If you read the filing not only did she know of their existence and that Durham had them she had the serial number of the phones and the SIM cards. Obviously, someone inside the DOJ told her.



Sidney Powell and Barr and Durham are doing the Lords work. Ill add them to my prayers.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (N5xCA)

198 > "If and when people are hauled off to jail because of
this stuff that the media has been calling a conspiracy theory for a
while, we're going to watch the media try to completely discredit the
entire law enforcement apparatus of the United States except the people who tried to overthrow an election."--

Posted by: The James Madison


All they'll have is words in a pathetic attempt to obfuscate. The actual reality will be plain for all to see.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (WHVt7)

199 >>I remember hearing something about how the process is the punishment.

Apparently that only applies to conservatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

200 173
BlackBerry = Research in Motion=RIM=Surprise Anal?

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (N5xCA)

=======

LOL. How long have you been waiting to drop that?

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (WqPYg)

201
I think the Obamanauts concluded that the time was right to make sure
that a Republican, or anyone else outside the Inner Circle, would never,
ever be elected to the presidency of the United States. That's what the
"insurance" was all about. The MSM firewall, the IC firewall, the Big
Silicon firewall, all of that was to keep all of us out of power.


"It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, radical anti-American progressive, fellator to TFG on 6-13-16.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (HaL55)

202 169 The Flynn Frame is a subplot, but its exposure would tie key players together as Dirty Cops.

We just need Sztrok and Page to sing
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2019 01:00 PM (LuYAm)

On it.

Posted by: Dean Cain at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (Ct55T)

203 Eweweweweww.....'Incepted.' Are we not posh today, Mr. Ace....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

204 116 Watch for movement after the IG report delivers bags full of nothingburgers.

Posted by: Goal Posts at October 18, 2019 12:48 PM (keBn

Followed by Christopher Wray's effusive praise for the fine men and women at the Federal Bureau of Integrity

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 18, 2019 01:08 PM (r28kI)

205 So guess we're pretty much branding the misspelling of Mifsud as an HQ thing?

Misfud is the encrypted code for Mifsud, and it's thought to be unbreakable.

Back to my final covfefe...

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 01:08 PM (CDGwz)

206 The public won't care because for the vast majority of them, identity politics trumps everything.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 01:08 PM (ev02w)

207 Neville!

Posted by: The Family at October 18, 2019 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

208 198 > "If and when people are hauled off to jail because of
this stuff that the media has been calling a conspiracy theory for a
while, we're going to watch the media try to completely discredit the
entire law enforcement apparatus of the United States except the people who tried to overthrow an election."--

Posted by: The James Madison

All they'll have is words in a pathetic attempt to obfuscate. The actual reality will be plain for all to see.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (WHVt7)

============

There will be much screaming about how Trump has politicized the DOJ.

Even Romney will have concerns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 18, 2019 01:08 PM (zZbCU)

209 When do we finally get a triple Flaming Skulls in Pudding Cups?? Come ooon, maaan!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 18, 2019 01:08 PM (2sCft)

210 177
I see the new buzzword for the day is, "Melting Down!"

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 01:01 PM (dWEpx)

========


BREAKING on CNN: Quid Pro Quo Whistleblower Melting Down!

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

211 Ace, a lot of people who've been looking into this have come to the conclusion that Papadop is lying about Mifsud and other things. His story keeps changing, with contradictions between his Hannity interviews and his book. The feeling is that under pressure he laid the blame on Mifsud, when he really saw it on Fox News a few day before talking to Downer.The issue with the 10K in money is similar. There was a one month gap in getting the money and Papa's being arrested at the airport. Mueller had no good reason to think he would have that money on him.

Posted by: MikeN at October 18, 2019 01:09 PM (o/eHL)

212 Misfud is the encrypted code for Mifsud, and it's thought to be unbreakable.

----

Sort of like when "Mr. Hilter" was running for a local election in a Monty Python sketch?

Posted by: RKae at October 18, 2019 01:09 PM (DQebX)

213 So what with the Maltese domination of world events?

MiFSud, and isn't Buttigieg a Maltese name too?

Malta in WWII was quite the hair-ball story. Nearly starved to surrender. Saved by a heavily bombed, barely floating American tanker when close to being forced to surrender. Interesting story.

But this no reason to permit them to take over the world.

Posted by: Rhomboid at October 18, 2019 01:09 PM (rjm3g)

214 "he had the serial number of the phones and the SIM cards. Obviously, someone inside the DOJ told her." jackstraw

or NSA, or some spook, or bureaucrat ... but Trump declassified it all, so Barr has discretion on how to use it, to whom it is distributed? idk how that works.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

215 "We" aren't Stalinists. That's why.


Posted by: mrp at October 18, 2019 01:06 PM (Pqytn)


I wouldn't mind a little efficiency at this point.

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

216 190 Cuckoweeny Wear

https://tinyurl.com/yyaus7j6

AHOY THERE
Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (JFO2v)

I lost testosterone just looking at that.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 18, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

217 We don't know what's on those BlackBerrys. But apparently Durham and Barr now have them.

--

Damn, the IT guy that filled out the purchase order and the intern that activated those blackberrys is F*CKED.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 01:11 PM (krYGQ)

218 Shep Smith's purse poodle?


A Maltese.


The plot thickens...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

219 How many times has Trump said "This must never happen to another president."?

Do you think he understands the best way to insure that it doesn't is to punish the people who did this to him or do you think he's just gonna let them walk with a warning?

He didn't have to hire Barr. He didn't have to allow him to look at how the Russia scam got started. And he sure as hell didn't have to ask all these foreign leaders including the president of Ukraine to assist Barr.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

220 192 83 A good name for a spy should be impossible to spell.
Posted by: garrett

---

My spy name is "James e5ynju6."

Posted by: RKae at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (DQebX)

I am Tippy Grandview

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (JFO2v)

221 I thought "Misfud" was just ace's way of saying that he's fasting again.

(Wait for it.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

222 Damn, the IT guy that filled out the purchase order and the intern that activated those blackberrys is F*CKED.

They're probably dead by now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (HaL55)

223 Arrest the traitors, hold secret trials at Gitomo, because muh classified.

Like the dems wouldn't do it if they could.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (xfb67)

224 Salesforce founder Marc Benioff (after earlier this week calling for the destruction of Facebook) has proposed forcing developers to build "ultra low cost" housing inside new developments, in order to solve the homeless problem. In other words, you spend $500K on a home and your neighboring house will be shared by 12 bums.

I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong with that plan can you?

I know what will NOT happen? Benioff will never have to live within 2 miles of a bum. None of the billionaire left's rules ever apply to leftist billionaires.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (FiUMj)

225 A Maltese.


Shep is a man who likes men who like men.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (tH5fk)

226 MiFSud, and isn't Buttigieg a Maltese name too?

Yep. Mayor Pete is the Maltese Blue Falcon.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (AM1GF)

227 They're probably dead by now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 01:12 PM (HaL55)

--

No, they'll be the ones that are charged for the crimes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (krYGQ)

228 (and as an avid Farming Simulator player, I loved the hell out of the pictures....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Love it! I really enjoyed the pictures and videos and am so impressed on how they handled themselves and that the majority of people (non-farmers) backed them up and cheered them on. The farmer who sprayed the cops and journalists with his hay machine is my favorite.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (oiNtH)

229 off $60 million per delegate sox

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (JFO2v)

230 no wonder we have had this country turned on its head...this is insane and people need to judiciously die on national tv as we Americans collectively turn our backs on the traitors.

Posted by: overit at October 18, 2019 01:13 PM (sI15f)

231 I am Tippy Grandview

Posted by: JEB!

---

"Grandview..." (Lights cigarette) "...Tippy Grandview."

Posted by: RKae at October 18, 2019 01:14 PM (DQebX)

232 191 Hey. Trump is suing CNN.

https://tinyurl.com/y2f7l84c

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)


If this "nothing that ever happens" keeps on occurring in this fashion I may have to reassess some premises.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2019 01:14 PM (hLRSq)

233 184 SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN

It was a nice pen.

Unless it was the pen used to ink Hedy to the movie "Ecstasy", it's just another pen

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 01:14 PM (rpxSz)

234 No, they'll be the ones that are charged for the crimes.

I still think this whole thing will wind up being pinned on Juan McLame.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (HaL55)

235 191 Hey. Trump is suing CNN.

https://tinyurl.com/y2f7l84c

___

DISMISSED!!!

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (FiUMj)

236 Benioff shows very capably that he doesn't understand the problem.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

237 2 phones.

1 for each email account.

What I was taught.

Posted by: Misfud at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (M7qmR)

238 An interesting possibility:If Barr has the phones because he is investigating Brennan/Comey/McCabe/Strzok, then he can't give the phones to the people prosecuting Flynn. He would be forced to replace the prosecution team if he had to hand over the phones.

Posted by: MikeN at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (o/eHL)

239 All they'll have is words in a pathetic attempt to obfuscate. The actual reality will be plain for all to see.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 18, 2019 01:07 PM (WHVt7)


Reality has a way of insisting that all the Will to Power can't beat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (hLRSq)

240 I received a notification from Zappos that a settlement had been reached in their class action lawsuit for a data breach.

The attorney receives $2M, and the customers get a 10% off coupon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 01:15 PM (krYGQ)

The Morning Rant

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"Ever wonder if you may be a cuck? Here are some warning signs:

"If you call yourself 'conservative' but sort of wink your eye when you say it...you may be a cuck.

"If you've ever written a think piece that starts out 'The conservative case for...', you may be a cuck.

"If you think Bill Kristol is a great thinker...you may be a cuck.

"If your name is Mitt Romney...you may be a cuck.

"If the only enemies you see are on your right...you may be a cuck.

"If you're in favor of open borders, but live in a gated community...you may be a cuck.

"If your answer to heading-to-socialism-at-90-mph is heading-to-socialism-at-40-mph...you may be a cuck.

"If you think that if you play nice, they won't eat you...you may be a cuck.

"If you dislike social issues conservatives more than you do the mainstream media...you may be a cuck.

"If you always say, "we must pick our battles" but never see any battles good enough to pick...you may be a cuck.

"If the only time anyone hears your voice is when you're attacking other conservatives...you may be a cuck.

"If you write for the New York Times...you may be a cuck.

"If you're more appalled by Trump's mean tweets than by big tech's efforts to de-platform conservatives...you may be a cuck.

"If you're comfortable with being in a permanent minority as long as you keep getting paid...you may be a cuck.

"If you've ever hit up a left-wing billionaire for money to start a 'conservative' newsletter...you may be a cuck.

"If you've ever delivered a policy speech from the lido deck...you may be a cuck.

"If you think your apology means they forgive you...you may be a cuck.

"If you think things will go back to the way they were after Trump is gone...you may be a cuck.

"Finally, if your highest ambition in life is to lose nobly...you may be a cuck."

(h/t Jeff Foxworthy)




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Meanwhile, At the Democratic Debate:

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"Toxic fan culture."



Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: Somehow, I had it in what is left of my mind that Signourney Weaver is the daughter of actor Fritz Weaver, and I thought it would be fun to do a father/daughter 'who dis' thing using them. So after I had gathered some Fritz photos, I thought, you know, I'd better check to verify that my connection is correct. Naturally, I found out it's not, and gave thanks that I saved myself from a boneheaded mistake. But I did find out that Ms. Weaver's mother is Elizabeth Inglis, who was an up and coming British actress in the 1940s. Shortly after WWII, she married TV producer Sylvester Weaver (Your Show of Shows) and cut short her acting career to be a full-time mom. Probably mentored daughter Sigourney real good, I'll bet. And, of course, the hunk is Michael Biehn, who battled extra-terrestrial monsters with Mrs. Weaver's daughter in Aliens. Inglis also had an uncredited part in the extended edition of Aliens as Ripley's all-grown-up-and-now-deceased daughter.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Lemon Meringue Pie:

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Thank you to all you 'rons and 'ettes for sending me suggestions. Just so everybody knows, I am always open for celebrity 'who dis', food pr0n and shoe pr0n suggestions. You can e-mail suggestions to me at my AoSHQ nic at yahoo.

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1 First!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:14 AM (qC1Sy)

2 Hah, boldly going where no moron has gone before!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:15 AM (qC1Sy)

3 meep meep !

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

4 Happy Friday y'all.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (Z1ykJ)

5 The ball gag on the snake is a devious and wonderful touch.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

6 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.



Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ypTww)

Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

7 Photo 4 of the dude is totes ghey.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (sE4m0)

8 Is that Rod Steiger?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (Ct55T)

9

Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n8)

10 7 Photo 4 of the dude is totes ghey.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (sE4m0)


I wondered about that. We'll see what the 'ettes think.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (e8/pY)

11 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (B+t5k)

12 Damn it, I know I've seen the whodis dude in a couple of movies.The girl I have no idea.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (wtvvX)

13 Liz Taylor?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (dfRN6)

14 Friday Ape is best ape.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (KUaJL)

15 9

Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n

By George I think you've got it.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

16 Klaatu!



Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

17 The ball-gagged snake just made me LOL at work.

Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (eAZVt)

18 9
Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n


Very nice! Now, for extra credit, name two other movies they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)

19 Klatu Barada Nikto

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (X/Pw5)

20 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.
Posted by: garrett


Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.
Posted by: Archer


'Cept for wild hogs. Then it's just eradication and happy dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (sE4m0)

21 Oh, that is Simmons...

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (dfRN6)

22 I have never heard of either of those people or that movie...

Dang.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (Ct55T)

23 11
hola chamucos y chamucas


Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (B+t5k)


Shouldn't that be chamucx???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (wtvvX)

24 If your name is McRaven, you are why we don't let generals (or admirals) pick the wars to fight.

If we could ever learn the same about lawyers making law...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (1g7ch)

25 Most CFM shoes are the ones with the Pink Pointy Toes! They SCREAM CFM!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

26 13 Liz Taylor?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (dfRN6)


No. See #9.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)

27 Simmons was fine in Spartacus

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (YZHiS)

28 Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

dammit

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)

29 Cubic Feet per Minute?

Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (eAZVt)

30 'Cept for wild hogs. Then it's just eradication and happy dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (sE4m0)

How about the little ones? They should taste great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (wYseH)

31 Shouldn't that be chamucx???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (wtvvX)

Sounds like a town in Belgium...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Ct55T)

32 Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

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Oh, so that's what I was supposed to say!

Posted by: Ash Williams at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (qC1Sy)

33 6 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.



Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ypTww)

Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

I'm not a hunter. I'm not even remotely opposed but I've just never taken it up.
I watched a Netflix series called Meateater that had me thinking about the virtue of hunting. I think there's value to killing the animal that provides your meat.
If I was younger I might learn how to hunt.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

34 Simmons was fine in Spartacus

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (YZHiS)

I think his exercise videos are crap, and I find his hair really obnoxious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (wYseH)

35 It's amazing how their failures are always somebody else's fault, isn't it?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (J+mig)

36 How about the little ones? They should taste great!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Anything about 120 lbs and down are.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (sE4m0)

37 Oh, so that's what I was supposed to say!

Posted by: Ash Williams at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (qC1Sy)

see the light, now?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (X/Pw5)

38 I always get Jean Simmons and Jennifer Jones mixed up.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (COzlW)

39 Gene Simmons used to be a Woman ?

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (BqBId)

40 24 If your name is McRaven, you are why we don't let generals (or admirals) pick the wars to fight.

If we could ever learn the same about lawyers making law...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (1g7ch)

See Hindenberg and Ludendorff basically becoming military dictators of Germany during WWI.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

41 The dude is Michael Rennie. Betty White used to talk about what a huge crush she had on him.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch



During the silent film era?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (sE4m0)

42
The guy is Michael Remmie? spelling? From The Day the Earth Stood Still....

The gal is..... from Big Country with Gregory Peck and Burl Ives... don't know her name but she was feisty in the movie.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (sImUt)

43 Anything about 120 lbs and down are.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (sE4m0)

Where is the best hunting? For meat, not eradication?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (wYseH)

44 Jean Simmons looks completely different with her KISS make up off, hmmm

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (5l6gb)

45 I watched PDT in Dallas last night.

I am so proud to have him as my President. I am so happy someone on our side is finally ready to fight. I wish he would start throwing people in jail though, 3am raids, sic the IRS on 'em, freeze all their assets... Use the dem playbook, they made the rules afterall.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (d7Ww2)

46 That is a handsome woman is the first pic.

Posted by: CPT Picard at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (1g7ch)

47 29 Cubic Feet per Minute?

Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (eAZVt)


No, I think it means 'Come F* Me.' I.e. any woman who wears shoes like that is a slut who wants it real bad.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (e8/pY)

48 Where is the best hunting? For meat, not eradication?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (wYseH)

Whole Foods.

Oh wait, "for meat" you said.... uhh.....

dunno.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (Ct55T)

49 Michael Rennie was cool in "The Day the Earth Stood Still." I loved that movie when I was a kid and saw it on TV.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (vD+o9)

50 My current crush:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhm-cHA1e-Q

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (qBdNM)

51 Nah Tex, I'm old school

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (B+t5k)

52 46 That is a handsome woman is the first pic.
Posted by: CPT Picard at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (1g7ch)


Isn't she, though? Just gorgeous.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (e8/pY)

53 That cuck thing describes 90% of the Republican Party in congress.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

54 Oh, and I almost morted a pair of deer driving home last night. It's a damn good thing the woman behind me had just put down her phone and was actually paying attention. We could use a little more hunting for meat if you ask me.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

55 That's Gene Simmons?


I thought he would be taller.

And not female.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (cqNba)

56 Does this mean I could invent a shoe that changes colors and save the planet?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)

57
damn. Michael Rennie...not Remmie. oh well, you all beat me to it anyway....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (sImUt)

58 I wanted to click for MORE shoes, dammit.

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (vWMNq)

59 Photo 4 of the dude is totes ghey.

I just figured he was being a Three Musketeer.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (CDGwz)

60 You would think I would know Jean Simmons.

The fellow is Michael Rennie, whom I know from the awful movie Desiree, which doesn't hold a candle to Abel Gance's Napoleon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (Ki5SV)

61 > Gene Simmons used to be a Woman ?

He looks way different without the KISS makeup and leather gear, doesn't he?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (Do2h6)

62 I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.

Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.



Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

63 We could use a little more hunting for meat if you ask me.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

They are all over Bergen county. I see dead deer almost every day on the highways.

It's sad, and an incredible waste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)

64 > I thought he would be taller.

Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)

65 If we could ever learn the same about lawyers making law...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (1g7ch)

I've made that point many times. Allowing lawyers to make laws is like hiring the fox to design security for the chicken coop.

If I were making a new Amendment that was guaranteed to pass, mine would read "No lawyer, judge, or any other person who has made their career at the law, or passed a bar exam, shall be electable to the legislative branch."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (J+mig)

66 Lemon Meringue pie.

Great, now I want some, yet, there's no way to get a decent lemon meringue pie short of making it myself.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (qC1Sy)

67 there are several movies on RTomatoes doing better with audiences than with critics. Zombieland 2, Jexi, Maleficent 2, Gemini Man, Addams Family, Joker

the one that isn't so popular as the critics claim? Hustlers.

you have to click "buy tickets" to see the contrast.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (PEQpV)

68 "Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage. "

Fair point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (cqNba)

69 I thought he would be taller.

Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)


Robert DeNiro?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (aS1PU)

70 They are all over Bergen county. I see dead deer almost every day on the highways.

It's sad, and an incredible waste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)

Import some mountain lions.

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:28 AM (X/Pw5)

71 Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

I'm not a hunter. I'm not even remotely opposed but I've just never taken it up.
I watched a Netflix series called Meateater that had me thinking about the virtue of hunting. I think there's value to killing the animal that provides your meat.
If I was younger I might learn how to hunt.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

I'm no hunter either - it just looks like too much time and effort to me - but I'll fight to the death to defend hunting. One, people should be free to pursue their own hobbies so long as they aren't endangering others. Two, they are providing a free public service. If you have overpopulation of animals you begin to run into problems. And three, even though I do not hunt, the next time I see a coyote around here, it's mine. They cause no end of problems for the locals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:28 AM (qBdNM)

72 Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)

I think those are just plain sneakers.

https://tinyurl.com/y5fnswjb

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:28 AM (wYseH)

73 62
62
I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word
cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the
Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.



Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.









Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

No, he did want to see the word c*nt.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

74 60 You would think I would know Jean Simmons.

The fellow is Michael Rennie, whom I know from the awful movie Desiree, which doesn't hold a candle to Abel Gance's Napoleon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (Ki5SV)


Wait, you, of all people, didn't recognize Jean Simmons??

Dude. You must be losing your grip.

Heh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (e8/pY)

75 Where is the best hunting? For meat, not eradication?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Same place as eradication. With eradication, you are just trying to kill as many as you can.

If you want to get picky, as in getting one for the smoker, just aim for the one you want.

Otherwise, mag dump on the group. Because they are going to be hauling ass as soon as that first round touches off.

Groups will have every thing from 200 lb+ hogs down to bacon seeds. (Piglets) They will drop 8 to 10 babies, three times a year. And then the babies will.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (sE4m0)

76 That's Klatu

Posted by: Beauchamp Brogan at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (UFP4C)

77 That's the Cucks-Den Flag.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (CDGwz)

78 Dude. You must be losing your grip.

Heh.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (e8/pY)

HE IS MAKING A REFERENCE TO MASTURBATION

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (Ct55T)

79 where's Pete ?

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (B+t5k)

80 "Allowing lawyers to make laws is like hiring the fox to design security for the chicken coop. "

I am in IT. that is exactly what cyber security firms do, hire white hat hackers to outwit Boris and Natasha.

yes, you get a lawyer to lawyer-proof legislation.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (PEQpV)

81 Here is a pretty alarming article out this morning from WaPo that says DHS & CBP are seeing a sudden and large increase in *MEXICANS* now claiming asylum in the U.S. ...

https://t.co/3tGnMxuxzk?amp=1

Rumors are going around that now the U.S. is accepting Mexicans for fear of violence. Big problemo! Mexico is really fucking violent right now... and it has 180 million people. Article says admin has no plan about what the fuck to do if the trend accelerates.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (Xqo6t)

82 56 Does this mean I could invent a shoe that changes colors and save the planet?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)


I think we will soon have fabrics that are screens - and will change color/pattern based on software.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

83 Groups will have every thing from 200 lb+ hogs down
to bacon seeds. (Piglets) They will drop 8 to 10 babies, three times a
year. And then the babies will.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (sE4m0)

Math is not in our favor.

I need a nice hunting lodge that will do everything, otherwise I'll be going alone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (wYseH)

84 Love those shoes!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (wiXsO)

85 Jean Simmons, Michael Rennie.. I'll always remember her in Spartacus, because I too would have fought the Romans for those eyes...

Posted by: macleod at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (gaJIW)

86 The new #WokeAF Batwoman's ratings are abysmal and this review blames it on 'trolls'-- just like a Soviet Commissar blaming 'wreckers' for the failure of Stalin's glorious 5-year plan

--

Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

87 Was Jean Simmons in Spartacus with Cory Booker?

Was McRaven an overrated general, like Meryl Streep?

A statement that women who wear shoes like that are sluts who want it bad will get you into fourth wave feminist purgatory. At least according to Douglas Murray, women can be sexy but must never be sexualized, nature be damned.

Posted by: mercenary13 at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (qLSsn)

88 Wait, Simmons is married to Shannon Tweed.


So...

Same sex marriage?

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (cqNba)

89 I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.

Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

I never was a fan of pointless vulgarity, and absolutely hated the word, but it fits these faux-pious charlatans to much better than most others.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)

90 Willowed

I hate Halloween. I admit it.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)


How come? Even though it has pagan roots it's tied to All Saints Day. Although there's often vandalism associated with it it's essentially a brief time after dark for children to have harmless fun.

Or is it related to the difficulty of managing candy inventories?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)

91 86 The new #WokeAF Batwoman's ratings are abysmal and this review blames it on 'trolls'-- just like a Soviet Commissar blaming 'wreckers' for the failure of Stalin's glorious 5-year plan

--

Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

The one with Michael Keaton

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

92 Feral hogs are an invasive species that cause nothing but problems for native species.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (xfb67)

93 That's Gene Simmons?


I thought he would be taller.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Chaim Witz is 6'2" without the platform shoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (sE4m0)

94 If you feel the need to point out your "principles" before every unprincipled thing you say...you might be Cvck.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (1XNk8)

95 (click for bigger shoes)

https://tinyurl.com/y5n44f3f

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (ZYB2s)

96 No, he did want to see the word c*nt.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)


No, I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.

And now he puts it front page.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (9VeU0)

97 When sticking to your principles always advances leftist causes, you might be a cuck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (xfb67)

98 If feral hogs were tastier there wouldn't be so many.

But they're gamier than Felonia's Depends after a whiskey bender.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (1XNk8)

99 When I'm confused, I go back to my bases. So, I'm confused about my "integrity" regarding Trump. Integrity means being one thing. In ethics, it means not bending our standards for personal gain. It means a certain lack of compromising our principles.

I owe the Lord my practice of integrity. I want to be holy (separated apart to God), it's a principle of holiness. So, I have to examine my conscience to see where I have been double-minded.

However, today, it is used by previous middle-of-the-roaders who only wanted to compromise daily as the entire progressive left hand-waved "technicalities" of the Constitution and other standards so as to "modernize" them.

When we agree that it is nothing out of the normal to "modernize" mutually-agreed upon, ratified agreements for the conduction of power among citizens, we've already compromised with the main purpose of that structure: to figure out how we were going to decide things.

Instead, these days we have one group of authoritarians pronouncing things "modern" and demanding that you either accept modernization or get out of the way.

I have nothing against bringing things "up to date". It sounds great. I am not opposed to this idea--in fact, I probably can be convinced that many things are "out of date". But the point of self-government is to convince enough people that something is "out of date" that they agree to change it.

But it seems to me that at some point it became the "job" of a group of authoritarians to tell us what was in and out of date. Of course, the idea is that if the agreement structure is out of date, then perhaps we might need something other than the old agreement structure. And perhaps, to be "up to date" we need experts to tell us the better from the worse.

So, I can see that side of the argument. The problem is that's a side of the argument. The old rules still must stand to have a resemblance of a just society, we need to vote on it.

It's silly to say that the Constitution is the "Supreme Law of the Land" if you allow a selected group of individuals to constantly change what is interpreted by the Constitution. The Constitution actually prefers representative avenues rather than oligarchy and "modifications" based on "expert opinion".

It's really funny that the side that wants a malleable "Supreme Law of the Land" also barks about "democracy" when they have already abandoned the bulwarks of the structure of self-rule in the hoi polloi voting--but prefer the imposition of "experts" to that. That is a straight-up swindle.

How are we "progressing" if we have to warp the meaning of the words we are using? Do we have to defer that judgment to "experts" who know exactly how those concepts are reconciled? Then if the "optimal system" can only be understood by experts, what is the value of "democracy"?

The left can't answer this. And yet we keep sliding their way.

Allahpundit was quite happy for Pozner and others involved in the NM decision to cut up Loving v. Virginia and make a collage of the words Warren actually used and the context he strung together if it "modernized" our laws about marriage.

I don't think the "cucks" as they have become known, can really speak about "integrity". Because I see their standard as compromise. It starts out, and Square One, in compromise--which is why they have so willingly embraced the force of doublethink and propaganda and compromise as their "sane solution" against the viewed heterodoxy of Trump.

Why would I allow them to counsel me on "integrity"? They used to say we need to vote for the MOR candidate. What was at stake was the Democrats winning! And now, when they get a candidate they don't, like, they're all "Vote Democrat NO MATTER WHAT!"

That's decades of dishonesty. When Trump is accomplishing even more than Reagan on the conservative front (IMO).
---

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (DuZls)

100 Senator Gardner got himself rated "fifth most bipartisan!!" and is wondering now why he's not getting enthusiasm among CO' s remaining conservatives.

he's not cucked around as bad as Lee or Murcoaknose, this year, but everyone worries what is coming in his second term.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (PEQpV)

101 If your name is McRaven, you are why we don't let generals (or admirals) pick the wars to fight.

------------

Bush for all his faults got a force authorization.

Go get a war vote and get the country behind you.

Good luck.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (sX1BW)

102 HAHAHAHA

If I'm reading the link correctly, lesbian Batwoman is literally trying to look like a 14 year old boy from 1986, and her girlfriend has bright pink hair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (krYGQ)

103 The one with Michael Keaton
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

That's the one with nipples, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)

104 I am severely conservative! I mean, like CHARLIE BAKER conservative!

Posted by: Cuck Romney (D-UT) at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (4Eo4+)

105 Wow, that is one seriously effed-up flag there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (bwo3w)

106 I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.

Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

I never was a fan of pointless vulgarity, and absolutely hated the word, but it fits these faux-pious charlatans to much better than most others.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)


I thought it was a really dumb word until I saw Jenna Jameson frag a few annoying shitheads with it. Jenna is flat out awesome.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)

107 If your "hill to die on" is to maintain the dignity and decorum of conservatism against the vulgarity unleashed by Donald Trump, you're a cuck.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (H8QX8)

108 Speaking of hunting, in less than 30 minutes I head up north to the cabin where we will hunt pheasants, geese, ducks, and deer this weekend. In between hunts, we will fish for walleyes and muskies. It is a joyful time of year.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (sjdRT)

109 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)

110 Michael Rennie was ill, the day the earth stood still...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (1XNk8)

111 I saw Michael Rennie the other day in an absolutely.horrible movie, 1960's The Lost World also starring Jill St. John, David Hedison, Claude Rains, and Fernando Lamas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

112 Micahel Rennie is best known for The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Which led to the greatest Dennis Miller photo joke of all time.

Warrren Christopher photo.

Miller's quip: "Klaatu barada nikto."

Me and a one guy in the HBO studio audience got it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (Boy/L)

113 Very nice! Now, for extra credit, name two other movies they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)



Desiree with Brando and Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (kw5n8)

114 That's the one with nipples, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)



Nope. George Clooney had the nips.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (ZYB2s)

115
See Hindenberg and Ludendorff basically becoming military dictators of Germany during WWI.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

------

Woodrow Wilson tried his hardest to do the same in the United States. Thankfully Germany collapsed in November 1918, and his fascist reasons for nationalizing us went away.

If the war continued for another few years, I can imagine his intrusive propaganda and use of force to silence dissent would have become habit, and expected. The post WW1 Palmer Raids were another symptom.

BTW. Wilson was a Democrat.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (+0uDE)

116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

117 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)

You read all that?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (X/Pw5)

118 Weirdest thing I saw for sale on Amazon was a syringe full of diarrhea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (xfb67)

119 That's the new Gaysden Flag, ain't it?

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (UUkQp)

120 If feral hogs were tastier there wouldn't be so many.

--

Years ago a friend of mine bought a '70s Monte Carlo with a bumpersticker that said

"MOONSHINE - If it wasn't so good, they wouldn't chase us"

(he left it on the car, of course)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (krYGQ)

121 Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)


Not a movie, it's a TV series on the CW network.

The pilot episode did OK in the ratings, but for the 2nd episode, hoo boy, they went right down the crapper.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (e8/pY)

122 I didn't see anything about Vespas in that list.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (ypTww)

123 I am so proud to have him as my President. I am so happy someone on our
side is finally ready to fight. I wish he would start throwing people
in jail though, 3am raids, sic the IRS on 'em, freeze all their
assets... Use the dem playbook, they made the rules afterall.


You know, I could almost tolerate all this waiting and waiting for a Swamp Thing to be brought to justice if I had the slightest inkling that PDT would finally be tightening the legal noose around George Soros' Nazi neck.

If we ever discover everything in the corruption coup info, we'll see that everyone and everything revolves around that progressive POS. He should've been arrested along with all of his organizations leaders and their assets frozen years ago.

If that ratbastard commie was stopped (and he could be, if the weaklings in DC ever grew a spine), we'd see about 90% of "teh Resistance" vanish overnight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (HaL55)

124 114 That's the one with nipples, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)


Nope. George Clooney had the nips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (ZYB2s)

My favorite part of Hail Caesar? Josh Brolin slapping sense into George Clooney.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)

125 I know this may appear a dumb question, but what is it with some women and collecting shoes? I have been married 28 years and thankfully my wife doesn't get fixated on things along these lines. But I know some who do.

Is it like some men--myself included--who buy a lot of different tools, particularly enjoying it when we get them at great deals?

Posted by: DC at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (/TvO8)

126 No, I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.

And now he puts it front page.


Let's face it, the Russians got to ace, and then Trump won. Logically we can see that Ace was the key.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (IMdOQ)

127 Math is not in our favor.

I need a nice hunting lodge that will do everything, otherwise I'll be going alone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Boar Buster Hog Trap. Right at 4:00.

https://bit.ly/33Hmv1R

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (sE4m0)

128 Weirdest thing I saw for sale on Amazon was a syringe full of diarrhea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (xfb67)


Fool your friends!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (aS1PU)

129 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)



I'll have to go back and read it. I thought it was a movie review.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (ZYB2s)

130 116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

Just because it's great and affordable and totally justifiable, doesn't mean you have to have it. Even if it really would be great to have.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (BiWEa)

131 A baby's arm, holding an apple.

Only 3 left in stock! Order Now!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (1XNk8)

132 Klaatu!



Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!




Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM


****

Damn. Another remake they totally screwed up.
It cold of been so much better than the crap they came up with.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (axyOa)

133 No, I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.

And now he puts it front page.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (9VeU0)

Things change. As I said above, there's no better single word... besides traitor.

And I believe that one will come. These people aren't just selling us out for sweet leftist, Qatari, and Chinese money. They're part of an operation to deny the voters alternative choices that would enable us to escape the leftist-globalist ratchet, which is fundamentally against every principle that nation was founded upon.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (J+mig)

134 94 If you feel the need to point out your "principles" before every unprincipled thing you say...you might be Cvck.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (1XNk


Nice one, I wish I had thought of it. I'll have to add it to my list.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (e8/pY)

135 "Here is a pretty alarming article out this morning from WaPo that says DHS & CBP are seeing a sudden and large increase in *MEXICANS* now claiming asylum in the U.S. ... "


Why don't they just go south to Guatemala?

Guatemala is a designated country for accepting asylum seekers.

And a culture and language much more conducive to adapting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (cqNba)

136 Not a movie, it's a TV series on the CW network.

--

That explains it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (krYGQ)

137 A limey friend of mine comments on Brexit with a new twist on an old slogan.

Better dead than a globalist shit head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

138 >> I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.



Shit....I remember having to school the little guy on the pervasiveness of anti-semitism in modern america.

He didn't believe it.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (ypTww)

139 Of course Batwoman had to be lesbian.

Say what you will about Yvonne Craig but she never lusted over Aunt Harriet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (ZYB2s)

140 Off to Corsicana, back online here probably Sunday night during TWD (antifa/left/demos/rinos). We know the enemy, let's Roll, America!

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (UUkQp)

141 I can't think of anything on the CW that was any good. I tired a few shows and they were either meh or awful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (xfb67)

142 Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

The one with Michael Keaton

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM



***

220...221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (axyOa)

143 "Toxic fan culture."

In other words, they're insulting the same people they're trying to convince to give them money.

How is that supposed to work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Do2h6)

144 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)


Thanks for pointing that out; yeah it is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (y7DUB)

145 Speaking of WokeAF shows....movie on Netflix that looked interesting. A serial killer pops up every 9 years, and a detective is chasing the serial killer. OK cool.

Serial killer is a black woman!!! Whaaa? The "bad guy" is a black woman??!?!!? There's a twist.

Except....she's not the "bad guy". She's the "good guy" Because all her victims are evil white guys who belong to a militia type group comprised of patriots who oppose globalism. In other words, heroic black woman kills deplorables.

The new and improved Obama-Approved Netflix.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (FiUMj)

146 119 That's the new Gaysden Flag, ain't it?
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (UUkQp)

The Gadsden Fag

(i denounce myself)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Ct55T)

147 Very nice! Now, for extra credit, name two other movies they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)

...........
Desiree and The Trip

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)

148 >Thanks for pointing that out; yeah it is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (y7DUB)


Ditto.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (sjdRT)

149 My favorite part of Hail Caesar? Josh Brolin slapping sense into George Clooney.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)


Yes, that was a great scene.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (e8/pY)

150 130 116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

Just because it's great and affordable and totally justifiable, doesn't mean you have to have it. Even if it really would be great to have.
Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (BiWEa)

YOU'RE NOT HELPING

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

151 Wall of Voodoo > wall of text

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (B+t5k)

152 Wilson didnt get to go full dictator because he stroked out in his last year.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (PEQpV)

153 Weirdest thing I saw for sale on Amazon was a syringe full of diarrhea.

--

It was hilarious to browse back when the Horde cookbook was released.

"People who considered this item also shopped for"

And it would be a lockpicking set, some sort of marital aid, and a book on naval battles between the years of 1632 and 1814 in the southern part of the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (krYGQ)

154 BTW. Wilson was a Democrat.

Posted by: rd


Just imagine I repeated my recent rants about Wilson being completely to blame for the ills of the past 100+ years. Save us all some time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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155 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (e8/pY)

It just annoys me, these sanctimonious NeverTrumpers and their endless parading of the "principles" we never see evidence of.

It's like "conservatives pounce/seize" in the way it jumps out at me. So endlessly, principledly principled.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (1XNk8)

156 if I had the slightest inkling that PDT would finally be tightening the legal noose

Cast your net wider.

Posted by: Q-bird at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (Ibwur)

157 > Of course Batwoman had to be lesbian.

But not, apparently, a deaf-mute half-Nigerian, half-Samoan person with autism. What's wrong with some diversity here? Hollywood's hate-fest continues.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (Do2h6)

158 ...........
Desiree and The Trip
......

Trio? not the trip?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (so+oy)

159 "Toxic fan culture."

In other words, they're insulting the same people they're trying to convince to give them money.

How is that supposed to work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Do2h6)



Stupid audience is too dumb to know what it should like.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (ZYB2s)

160 Why don't they just go south to Guatemala?

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Why don't we just make Mexico a military protectorate?

Use all the troops in the ME and bring them home and turn Mexico into what we should have done with Iraq. That is a country in name only - actually controlled by the US.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

161 >> Of course Batwoman had to be lesbian.


FruitBatWoman

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (ypTww)

162 Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)


I will never understand the Voldermorting of words to begin with.

Or maybe a better way to say it, I understand it, but just strongly disagree. Sticks and stones and all that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (nNEcr)

163 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

164 Desiree and The Trip
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)


If by 'The Trip', you meant "Trio", then yes.

And there's one more.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (e8/pY)

165 I used to LOVE Lemon Chill. Schwann's had a pretty reasonable facsimile of it, but Schwann's became too expensive, so I miss my Lemon Chill.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Breaking:
Elijah Cummings is still dead.


He will be signing subpoenas and voting liberal for the next 50 years.




Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

167 Speaking of Wilson, TCM is showing Gabriel Over the White House today

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (KNsKs)

168
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have just been notified that some European Nations are now willing, for the first time, to take the ISIS Fighters that came from their nations. This is good news, but should have been done after WE captured them. Anyway, big progress being made!!!!

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 18, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)

169 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012? Romney was uniquely disqualifying for having his own state-run mini-Obamacare.

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 11:45 AM (LxTcq)

170 Bat Dyke

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2019 11:45 AM (xPJvm)

171 69
I thought he would be taller.



Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)



Robert DeNiro?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (aS1PU)

Dalton from Roadhouse

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (5l6gb)

172 On Thursday, Gordon Sondland, the U.S. ambassador to the European Union, testified before House impeachment investigators that President Trump told him there was no "quid pro quo" with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky involving an investigation into Hunter Biden and that he would not have participated in any diplomatic efforts involving a quid pro quo.

Wile E. Coyote has placed a bag of flaming dogshit on his own front porch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (Boy/L)

173 Why don't we just make Mexico a military protectorate?

Use all the troops in the ME and bring them home and turn Mexico into what we should have done with Iraq. That is a country in name only - actually controlled by the US.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (BiWEa)

174 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have just been notified that some European Nations are now willing, for the first time, to take the ISIS Fighters that came from their nations. This is good news, but should have been done after WE captured them. Anyway, big progress being made!!!!

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Better progress would be if they took them in a body bag. Let those countries worry about disposing of the bodies.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sX1BW)

175 There's no time to waste. To the Bat Subaru!!!

Posted by: Batwoman at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (ZYB2s)

176 I am sick and tired of the Uniparty and their apparatchicks in the media.

Two weeks ago nobody gave one rip about Syria, Trump decides to move out 50 front line human shields, I mean troops, and all of a sudden it's the end of the world.


Wall to wall media coverage.


Censure votes in the House, now the GOP in the Senate are going to ram through sanctions that will just take a bad situation on the ground and make it exponentially worse.


All these shit birds, chicken hawks and war mongers need a swift ass kicking.


There is no mission in Syria, there is no realistic condition on the ground that can be met for us to declare victory and pull our troops out.


It's just more of the forever war.

Freaking 1984 was not supposed to be a how-to manual.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (dWEpx)

177 as for cuck versus traitor: "traitor" just riles up one side against the other. "cuck" holds the target up to ridicule. also the traitor might have any motive: Arnold had his pride butthurt , Petain thought he had got the best deal anyone could get against the Nazis, Brutus was saving the Republic, Judas plain got bought.

the cuck is just weak.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (PEQpV)

178 > Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012? Romney was uniquely disqualifying for having his own state-run mini-Obamacare.

Barry Goldwater's embalmed corpse would've been preferable to Mutt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (Do2h6)

179 Someone needs to disable the ! key on Trump's electronics.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)

180 >>I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.


Mexico is not worth the oil.

There may not be a more fucked up culture in this entire hemisphere.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (ypTww)

181 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012?

Mitch Daniels.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (Boy/L)

182 Proud to be a maritime cuck! Ahoy, David French!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (vtcmf)

183 I think we need to harvest the world's supply of homicidal Ukrainian midgets and unleash them on Congress.

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (q177U)

184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (Boy/L)

185 Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (dWEpx)

__

95% of these cucks couldn't point out Syria or Turkey on a map. But all of a sudden they're super duper concerned about it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (FiUMj)

186 actually I think Brutus was right and that Caesar was the traitor. "dictator ongoing". wtf is that under the Republican system?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (PEQpV)

187 Brutus was saving the Republic, Judas plain got bought.

Brutus wasn't a traitor. He helped to assassinate a tyrant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (ZYB2s)

188 Better progress would be if they took them in a body bag. Let those countries worry about disposing of the bodies.
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sX1BW)


Trump Suggests global edict: All country citizens leaving to fight for ISIS or any other known terrorist organization and returning will be shot on sight. Period.

ISIS goes away. World peace.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow

Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn8)

190 I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.


Mexico is not worth the oil.

There may not be a more fucked up culture in this entire hemisphere.
Posted by: garrett


Ding ding ding!

Central America has entered the contest.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (sE4m0)

191 98
If feral hogs were tastier there wouldn't be so many.



But they're gamier than Felonia's Depends after a whiskey bender.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (1XNk

A lot of the feral hogs in TX raid the deer feeds that are full of corn, ends up being a nice finisher. I have had a few that were gamey but most were nice and sweet.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (5l6gb)

192 I have a hankering for one of the Henry AR7 survival rifles.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)

193 Ahoy, Little Admiral!

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

194 184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.


We don't need Mexico's oil at this point, and much of the reason that Mexico's only a few steps behind Venezuela in their inability to develop their oil resources is that they, like Venezuela, regard Pemex as a piggy bank to be raided to buy off whoever those in power wish to buy off.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)

195 You want to see if absolute power corrupts absolutely? So do we!

Posted by: Dems 2020! at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (TQyCa)

196 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn

Hillary also gets advice on foreign policy from purple rhinos. Seriously, I think she just has gin in her breakfast cereal these days, she's so far gone.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

197 193 Ahoy, Little Admiral!

Keep this up and we're gonna be back to Good Ship Venus.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)

198 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run

And she would know because the Russians read her emails that said so. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (Boy/L)

199 184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.

We don't need Mexico's oil at this point, and much of the reason that Mexico's only a few steps behind Venezuela in their inability to develop their oil resources is that they, like Venezuela, regard Pemex as a piggy bank to be raided to buy off whoever those in power wish to buy off.

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I'm not in favor of making them a protectorate because they have oil. That is just an added benefit, as it would provide resources to support our protectorate.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (sX1BW)

200 Darn. I was kind of excited for the Batwoman show too. I'm a DC guy, and I like what they've done with the TV shows so far. I like Gotham alot. Arrow and Supergirl are pretty good.
I haven't seen Batwoman yet, and I never let social media or critics decide shows for me, so I'll withhold judgement but I really hope it didn't go full on SJW like some have said. Cuz that would suck.
Marvel is already screwed, please not my beloved DC!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (iAwUQ)

201 179 Someone needs to disable the ! key on Trump's electronics.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)

hey now

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (JFO2v)

202 Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n


One of my all time fav movie lines

"were you out there ?"

Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)

203 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

So much for the Stolichnaya endorsement. She'll stick with Absolut.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (TQyCa)

204 A lot of the feral hogs in TX raid the deer feeds that are full of corn, ends up being a nice finisher. I have had a few that were gamey but most were nice and sweet.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


The secret, besides feeding them corn, is to go for those 120 lbs or less, and drop them where they stand. Don't let them run 100 yards. Lactic acid build up in the muscles adds to the gamey taste.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (sE4m0)

205 Russian Troll: Anyone who doesn't agree with me

And I see this shit here as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)

206 196 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

So the name-brand Democrats have gone from the Party of Soviet Collaboration to a bunch of saber-rattlers that'd make the Dulles brothers cringe?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (8erNz)

207 Ok.I emailed zazzle asking why they said my Deploribus Unum seal is a copyright violation.

waiting to hear back

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (G546f)

208 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012? Romney was uniquely disqualifying for having his own state-run mini-Obamacare.

Posted by: BoubonChicken


Which I seem to recall was brought up repeatedly at the time, and summarily dismissed by certain individuals, many of whom are no longer present.

Of course once we were stuck with him I said "fuckit, it's what we have, get it done". Thinking about that election cycle just pisses me off way too much.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (AM1GF)

209
Earlier this week I saw a Texas license plate with the Gadsden snake on a big 'ol truck.

The plate read "H8 ER"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (veoSD)

210 Ahoy, Little Admiral!
Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)


Amusing. That's what I call my cock.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

211 It just annoys me, these sanctimonious NeverTrumpers and their endless parading of the "principles" we never see evidence of.



It's like "conservatives pounce/seize" in the way it jumps out at me. So endlessly, principledly principled.


Funny how these cucks never support or even recognize the principle of free speech. If they did, they'd be writing about the efforts by the Left to silence conservatives on socialist media, maybe starting with the NBA and their removal of fans with "Free Hong Kong" signs, which are perfectly legal and within their rights as Americans to display.


But they never do that, do they? That tells me a lot about them, none of it very good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (HaL55)

212 194 184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.

Kinda thinking another war with Mexico might be in order

Posted by: Travis at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (rpxSz)

213 Brutus is only vilified because the tyrants won.

In some alternate universe, I'm sure he's praised as a national hero who saved the Republic from tyranny.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (J+mig)

214 Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

215 I'm not in favor of making them a protectorate because they have oil. That is just an added benefit, as it would provide resources to support our protectorate.

So you're proposing a giant Puerto Rico with a land border to the lower 48?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (8erNz)

216 Kinda thinking another war with Mexico might be in order

So we can lose and give them California back?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (8erNz)

217 The moon has oil.


Blow that shit up.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (tH5fk)

218 >>Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

May I introduce you to President Donald Trump?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

219 Kinda thinking another war with Mexico might be in order

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Some of our greatest generals fought against Mexico.

Just saying.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (sX1BW)

220 If you drive a Tesla to catch your private flight

fuck yeah, ur a cuck

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (rpxSz)

221 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (arJlL)

222 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

223 I have a hankering for one of the Henry AR7 survival rifles.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I want one, but I already have a 10/22 takedown along with two Glenfields & a Winchester 69A, which makes it hard to justify since I have three wants in front of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (sE4m0)

224 We also have mountains of natural gas.

Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (keBn8)

225 218 >>Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

May I introduce you to President Donald Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

___

May I introduce you to Obama judges?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (FiUMj)

226 Whew. I sure am lucky to have this job.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (vtcmf)

227 Got sidetracked by work, and it's a shame, as I knew both of the mystery guests! Congrats to TheQuietMan at No. 9.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ClOmq)

228 Lurking Lurker, I agree with you completely, tovarish.

Posted by: Genuine Amerikan at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (c45xH)

229 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn
-----------

Hillary has become George Costanza: "It's not a lie if you believe it!"

Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (G0vdT)

230 214 Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

PDT should figure out a way to have 25 identical NUKE plants built on Base and Camps and offer to sell the power at market rates. That would be a real infrastructure project i could support.

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (JFO2v)

231 We also have mountains of natural gas.
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (keBn


No campfires!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (ZYB2s)

232 The secret, besides feeding them corn, is to go for
those 120 lbs or less, and drop them where they stand. Don't let them
run 100 yards. Lactic acid build up in the muscles adds to the gamey
taste.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (sE4m0)

Yep, weanlings and 6.5 creedmore FTW. Buddy of mine dropped 300lbs Boar with a BMG on his acreage, he didn't want to take any chances. Some of his friends pour corn around a 5 gallon bucket of Tannerite and IED them. They have a severe hog issue in the south hill country.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (5l6gb)

233 213 Brutus is only vilified because the tyrants won.

In some alternate universe, I'm sure he's praised as a national hero who saved the Republic from tyranny.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (J+mig)

Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

234 Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

May I introduce you to President Donald Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)


100 /= never

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

235 >>May I introduce you to Obama judges?

Are you unaware that under Trump the US is now the leading supplier of oil and gas in the world?


Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)

236 167 Speaking of Wilson, TCM is showing Gabriel Over the White House today
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (KNsKs)


Unironically?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (e8/pY)

237 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have just been notified that some European Nations are now willing, for the first time, to take the ISIS Fighters that came from their nations. This is good news, but should have been done after WE captured them. Anyway, big progress being made!!!!

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Better progress would be if they took them in a body bag. Let those countries worry about disposing of the bodies.
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sX1BW)
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Just wondering how they transport the ISIS prisoners out of there? I would think this would be a dangerous mission to undertake and have no clue how this can happen with all the fighting going on over there.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 11:58 AM (wiXsO)

238 Are you unaware that under Trump the US is now the leading supplier of oil and gas in the world?

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Uh um ...

Posted by: Texas at October 18, 2019 11:58 AM (sX1BW)

239 One of my all time fav movie lines

"were you out there ?"
Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)



Jay Robinson as Caligula was as over the top as he could be. A review of the sequel Demetrius and the Gladiators said Jay Robinson chewed up what was left of the scenery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:58 AM (Un9AW)

240 vmom, thank you for your good wishes from last night. Most appreciated.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (C+We0)

241 So the name-brand Democrats have gone from the Party of Soviet Collaboration to a bunch of saber-rattlers that'd make the Dulles brothers cringe?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM



***


OOOOOOhhhhhh...I'm stealing that line.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)

242 193 Ahoy, Little Admiral!
Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)


Ha! Neither of you has ever seen me.

Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (e8/pY)

243 Just wondering how they transport the ISIS prisoners out of there? I would think this would be a dangerous mission to undertake and have no clue how this can happen with all the fighting going on over there.

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Have you seen Con Air?

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (sX1BW)

244 One of my all time fav movie lines

Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)


Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

245 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them.

They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

246 >>One of my all time fav movie lines


The Chinaman is not the fucking issue!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (ypTww)

247 "Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar."

ah, hindsight.

how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

248 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn

Getting her info again from Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (hrQ04)

249 Ha! Neither of you has ever seen me. Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat

That's for sure.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (vtcmf)

250 Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

"I couldn't fuck a gorilla."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (HaL55)

251 1. The Foxworthyesque commentary on cucks is superb. 100% on target. In a serious vein, would love to see a cuck refutation of these points. It cannot be done. All they could do is sneer down their 4 Pinocchio noses.

2. So tired of LGBTQ memes everywhere. 95% of the people out there could give a rat's hindquarters. Just sick of the politicization of everything. No safe spaces to hide our deplorable privilege I suppose. we will be forced to care,

3. Have loved lemon meringue pie since I was a kid. Is it just me or does it seem harder to find nowadays in stores or restaurants?

Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (U3LtS)

252
T-Mobile appears to be down in DFW. Just a heads-up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (G/iPE)

253 244
One of my all time fav movie lines



Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)



Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm not the one that just got butt fucked on national television, Dwayne.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (5l6gb)

254 121 Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

Not a movie, it's a TV series on the CW network.

The pilot episode did OK in the ratings, but for the 2nd episode, hoo boy, they went right down the crapper.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (e8/pY)

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I watched parts of it.

The clamactic fight scene was sooooo stupid. Bat-dyke's love of her life is literally walking a plank 30 stories up. Does she start by rescuing her? Nooooo. She mysteriously bat-lassoes two minions to get them out of the way, sort of like removing pawns from a chess board.

Why didn't she just lasso her helpless paramour and rescue her? Then she can go after the bad guys.

Alternatively, lasso the psycho bitch baddie, and neutralize her to start.

Nope, got to remove the pawns to set up the climactic one on one fight while the damsel remains in distress.

BTW! Haven't anyone ever heard of a Glock? Yes I know it cuts down on recurring character episodes, but it is more "gritty and realistic" than this crap.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (+0uDE)

255

The cabin boy was Kipper
A dirty little nipper
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the Skipper

Posted by: Anal at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (usCMa)

256 the cuck is just weak.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (PEQpV)


Exactly.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (e8/pY)

257 Send Daniel Plainview for Mexico's crude


DRAINAGE

I drink ur milkshake

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (rpxSz)

258 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

One good thing you can say about Hillary, her insatiable and naked greed helped start the awakening that's going on.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (CMq2e)

259 245>> That's why I always get aggravated with this "co-equal branches" bullshit. Congress was clearly intended to be the most powerful branch. Executive and Judicial were intended to have defined and limited powers.

They screwed it all up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 12:02 PM (xfb67)

260 *sheds awful yet appropriate sock*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 12:02 PM (usCMa)

261 Has anyone here watched the new CW "Batwoman"?

Let's just say they're doing their darndest to make you say "woman??"

Ruby Rose is androgynous, and they've styled her like a boy - no discernable make-up (except the kind the put on all actors), dresses like a preppy young man.

*Rose is "non-binary" (or whatever, but she usually wears classically female make-up, such as heavy eyeliner, lipstick, smoky eye, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

262 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012?

Mitch Daniels.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (Boy/L)


Mitch had his runaway bride problem that the classy donks and unfree presstitutes would have made sound like the world's biggest cum dumpster so there was no fucking way he'd put her through that.

Noot was the only one who would've relished making Gaylord sweat and stutter like a goddamn crackhead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (y7DUB)

263 The Little Admiral was going to have me flogged but I avoided punishment by hiding in the bilge.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (vtcmf)

264 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

-
And there are Russians under her bed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)

265 can a fag be a cuck ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (rpxSz)

266 Another day, another rape at NBC.

Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (2Mnv1)

267 They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

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This guy gets it. Cucks are nothing new. Corruption is always with us. The tyrants are always the tyrants, and are also always with us. Their enablers are the guilty parties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (G/iPE)

268 @237

This speaks to the unwinnability of all of this.


There should not be 10,000 prison beds for Isis fighters, there should be 10,000 graves.


You cannot win this fight by capturing stateless terrorists and fighters, you win this by killing them and you keep killing them until either there will to fight is gone or there are simply no more fighters to kill.


or you don't go to war.


The way we are conducting our "war fighting" only lead to more war.


Which is probably the point.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (dWEpx)

269 that's Jean Simmons. she was an actress on Star Trek

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (nFwvY)

270
I'm not the one that just got butt fucked on national television, Dwayne.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (5l6gb)


Up yer butt, Jobu....

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

271
The Little Admiral was going to have me flogged but I avoided punishment by hiding in the bilge.


Posted by: Cabin Boy David French



Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)

272 In the local Madison, WI news. A kid calls a school security guard (who is black) the N word. Guard says not to call him the N word. The school fires the guard because he used the N word.

Posted by: Jolo at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (WrMOC)

273 Jean Simmons

I've always loved Kiss.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

274 that's Jean Simmons. she was an actress on Star Trek
Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (nFwvY)


That's copyright infringement. I'll be suing.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Remember when it was off-limits to question someone's patriotism?

I guess the new rule is "everyone I don't like in either party is a Russian agent."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

276 I saw Michael Rennie the other day in an absolutely.horrible movie, 1960's The Lost World also starring Jill St. John, David Hedison, Claude Rains, and Fernando Lamas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

I love that movie !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (arJlL)

277 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012?

Trump was a possibility in 2012, but dropped out or declined early. We may not have been ready for him yet.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (dzJ3R)

278 Ruby Rose is a 1/1. Would try to recruit for the other team, regardless of the chances.

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (LxTcq)

279 Klaatu barada necktie? No?

Klaatu barada nejkldskjieief...

Well, alright then!

Posted by: Ashley J. Williams at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (7s3Gx)

280 150 130 116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

Just because it's great and affordable and totally justifiable, doesn't mean you have to have it. Even if it really would be great to have.
Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (BiWEa)

YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019


*
*

Years ago WM used to offer a wild-looking black cat figure for Halloween. It looked insane, to the point that I referred to it as "Rabies the Cat." They don't sell it any more that I've seen. Pity, as I'd buy one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)

281 3. Have loved lemon meringue pie since I was a kid. Is it just me or does it seem harder to find nowadays in stores or restaurants?
Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (U3LtS)


The "Shari's" restaurant chain is knows for its pies, so you probably can get one there, but other than that, I think you pretty much have to make it yourself these days.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (e8/pY)

282 Trump was a possibility in 2012, but dropped out or declined early. We may not have been ready for him yet.
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (dzJ3R)


Owebama was the straw that broke The Donald's back.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Yeah, the movie The Lost World wasn't great, except it DID have a young Jill St. John in tight pants.
So, still good.

Posted by: The Macho Montanan at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (+tGOo)

284 Lost World is a classic Bally Pinball, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ypTww)

285 Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

286 I just feel kind of bad for all the people who actually ARE "Russian Agents". I mean, you gotta feel crummy putting on your shirt and tie every day, doing your best for Mother Rossia, only for a bunch of dipshit piker asshole Yankees to steal your glory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (Ct55T)

287 245 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them.

They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

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Sort of like our Republican Congress whining about, but refusing to do anything about Obama's Libyan adventure? They repudiated the War Powers Act and refused to use the power of the purse.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (+0uDE)

288 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

289 I like lemon bars. You can keep your egg froth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (xfb67)

290 Yeah, the movie The Lost World wasn't great, except it DID have a young Jill St. John in tight pants.
So, still good.
Posted by: The Macho Montanan at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (+tGOo)


Hot women in tight pants can overcome a LOT of flaws. A LOT.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

291 >>Ruby Rose is a 1/1. Would try to recruit for the other team, regardless of the chances.


Yes, she has a pretty face. However, watch her on that show - she looks like a boy who's just hit puberty. It is weird and offputting.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

292 276 I saw Michael Rennie the other day in an absolutely.horrible movie, 1960's The Lost World also starring Jill St. John, David Hedison, Claude Rains, and Fernando Lamas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Claude musta been hard up for cash. Prolly got a bonus for letting them ginger his do

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (rpxSz)

293 I see there's a new brand to boycott, except I doubt any moron would be seen dead in their stuff anyway. Apparently, these ads are running on billboards in Times Square?


https://tinyurl.com/y23cpldp

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (Z1ykJ)

294 >> However, watch her on that show - she looks like a boy who's just hit puberty.



Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ypTww)

295 Sort of like our Republican Congress whining about, but refusing to do anything about Obama's Libyan adventure? They repudiated the War Powers Act and refused to use the power of the purse.
Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (+0uDE)

The Republicans ARE cucks, but I think Obama being half-black caused them to tread lightly for fear of being called racists.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

296 Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)


Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates?

Anyone else remember that?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (e8/pY)

297 Russia is sitting back laughing their asses off.

They're the most powerful country in the world and didn't have to do one damn thing to earn it.

Hillary. You're drunk.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Most CFM shoes are the ones with the Pink Pointy Toes! They SCREAM CFM!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM


Preach it, girlfriend!!!

Posted by: Shep at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (S5SYn)

299 the does prefer the big buck, the little guy is "cucked out" because he couldn't defeat the big buck. My hunters said they observed this last year ... poor young buck.


So I don't feel too bad when the big buck gets shot after a few years of getting all the action. Time for others to move up the chain. Circle of life ... they have it good here, lots of food and water, almost no predator ...

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (Cus5s)

300 Who Dis :
Lass--- My Dominatrix OR Bob Hopes illegit baby(see ski hill nose)

2) A pirate with only one "r"

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (5IHGB)

301 The Republicans ARE cucks, but I think Obama being half-black caused them to tread lightly for fear of being called racists.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)


Yeah, and how did that work out for them?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (e8/pY)

302 245 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them.

They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

They were also fine with never ending foreign wars, and the Legions had become an occupying Force which was not even supposed to enter Rome.

You know, kinda like we're still protecting Germany from, something, but have no real troop strength on our own border?

Posted by: Don Q at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

303
The "Shari's" restaurant chain is knows for its pies, so you probably can get one there, but other than that, I think you pretty much have to make it yourself these days.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019



The trouble with Sheri's is I can never get past the French Silk pie.
Gawd...melt in your mouth good!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)

304 284 Lost World is a classic Bally Pinball, I believe.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ypTww)

I love old pinball machines

I see them at auctions around here, usually need repair

think I might buy one and restore it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (rpxSz)

305 The Does would prefer not being raped by either.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ypTww)

306 Jean Simmons was on Star Trek? Not the original series; I'd know. Was she on Deep Space Nine or one of the other series?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)

307 247 "Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar."

ah, hindsight.

how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

Given our woke generals and admirals, not as long as we might hope.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

308

Shit Damn Fuck Tits was my school song.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)

309

I'd rather watch The Wild Wild World of Batwoman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

310
Trump was a possibility in 2012, but dropped out or declined early. We may not have been ready for him yet.
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (dzJ3R)

Owebama was the straw that broke The Donald's back.
Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

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Actually I think Mitt and the Cucks were the final straw.

He realized that none of the others were serious if electable; or electable if serious.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (+0uDE)

311 Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ypTww)


Your man card. Hand it over.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (e8/pY)

312 >>I love old pinball machines


You and me both. I have one nice 90s machine up and running right now and I am constantly looking for my next 4 or 5!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (ypTww)

313 Jean Simmons, Michael Rennie

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (p0pYQ)

314 Hey, that's Liam Neeson's sister, right?

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (R2gO3)

315 I see there's a new brand to boycott, except I doubt any moron would be seen dead in their stuff anyway.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM


You never know.

Posted by: Crocs at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (S5SYn)

316 >>Your man card. Hand it over.


For quoting Ace?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (ypTww)

317 billboards in Times Square?

https://tinyurl.com/y23cpldp


Someone mentions "Antifashion". Antifa-shion, get it? Don't know if that's really the company.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (TQyCa)

318 Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates?

Anyone else remember that?



That was prolly the one and only funny skit I ever saw by that Chris Whatsisname "comic" and it was only funny because Belushi.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (HaL55)

319 Yep, weanlings and 6.5 creedmore FTW. Buddy of mine dropped 300lbs Boar with a BMG on his acreage, he didn't want to take any chances. Some of his friends pour corn around a 5 gallon bucket of Tannerite and IED them. They have a severe hog issue in the south hill country.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


I would love this hog trap.

Right about the 4 minute mark.

Boar Buster Hog Trap.

https://bit.ly/33Hmv1R

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (sE4m0)

320 "The "Shari's" restaurant chain is knows for its pies, so you probably can get one there, but other than that, I think you pretty much have to make it yourself these days."

Every once in a while I have a Tastycake lemon pie (snack size, lemon filling surrounded by a crust, no meringue), which is a poor substitute.

Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (U3LtS)

321 Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates?

Anyone else remember that?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (e8/pY)


S. Clay Wilson was awesome. I'll bet zombie's hippie parents have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

322 Co-equal branches

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One of my pet peeves too. Separate branch - not co-equal.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (sX1BW)

323 Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (vtcmf)

324 I saw Shit Damn Fuck Tits open for Indian Musclefuck at Hole in the Wall outside London in '78.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Hot women in tight pants can overcome a LOT of flaws. A LOT.

So can Hot Women with NO pants !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (arJlL)

326 I was up sick during the night. Waking up to that cuck list was just what the Dr ordered. Thanks

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (Bf3hj)

327 Heh... I swear I remember a time that Ace absolutely forbade the word "cuck" on this blog. How times change.

But I suppose sometimes that's the word that works the best.

About the "wink" when someone says they're "conservative"...

I'm not particularly conservative but the whole thing makes me want to publicly confess and assert that I am, because the criticisms are bogus. Same with the word "fundamentalist" back when... People who wanted to distance from that annoyed me because it was giving into slanders on the basis of a very few "bad actor" churches. So my response was to identify more strongly with "fundamentalist" even though I haven't been good about going to church for at least a few house-moves now.

The conformism to public whim and opinion pisses me off just for the principle of the thing. People who only see themselves in the opinions of others instead of seeing themselves piss me off. If you don't know who you are, I'm going to get all judgy and stuff and perhaps suggest that you figure it out.

Be not conformed to the world... seeking approval from men...

Posted by: Synova at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (BD/yx)

328 288 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)


When she started drinking before noon.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (e8/pY)

329 Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ypTww)

Your man card. Hand it over.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor



Sorry, OM, garrett has the ace cred on this one.

Back when we like Megyn Kelly he called her "blue Aryan fury with an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (wzVKm)

330 Was she on Deep Space Nine or one of the other series?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

TNG, The Drumhead

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (nFwvY)

331 The Democrats in DC already think they wear purple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (JECV8)

332 OM is on fire today! Thank you

>>

Mc Raven is a huge disappointment but then I remember that Obama got rid of most of the good flag officers and Mc Raven reminds me of this.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (oiNtH)

333 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

When she started drinking before noon.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019



***

So, quite a long time then?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

334 I hate Halloween. I admit it.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)

How come? Even though it has pagan roots it's tied to All Saints Day. Although there's often vandalism associated with it it's essentially a brief time after dark for children to have harmless fun.

Or is it related to the difficulty of managing candy inventories?
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)

If a tyke shows up as Elizabeth Warren, hide the candy. She'll take it all.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (e1mEI)

335 Amazon also offers a cyclops skull (eek!!) and a full size corpse in a spiders cocoon to true unnerve an arachnophobe.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (B06Zw)

336 When she started drinking before noon.

To be fair, she only drinks before noon if she wakes up in time.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (TQyCa)

337 >>Back when we like Megyn Kelly he called her "blue Aryan fury with an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".


Pure Poetry.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (ypTww)

338 Yes, she has a pretty face. However, watch her on that show - she looks like a boy who's just hit puberty. It is weird and offputting.
Posted by: Lizzy
---------

I find her extremely attractive.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (LxqES)

339 312 >>I love old pinball machines


You and me both. I have one nice 90s machine up and running right now and I am constantly looking for my next 4 or 5!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (ypTww)

I used to play a lot in the 60's

They look like they would be fun to restore

I got room for a few in my cave

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (rpxSz)

340 Mc Raven is a huge disappointment but then I remember that Obama got rid of most of the good flag officers and Mc Raven reminds me of this.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM



Obama's perfumed princes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (axyOa)

341
307 247 "Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar."

ah, hindsight.

how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

Given our woke generals and admirals, not as long as we might hope.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

Given our sometimes fan boi enthusiasm for people like General Petraeus and General Mattis, I agree.

All it will take is him riding up on his white horse; and if it isn't white, the MSM will photoshop it for him.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (+0uDE)

342 Another torpedo....circles back.



https://wapo.st/33BCxua

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (cqNba)

343 how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?


sure is easier than thinking for yourselves isn't it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (Rarvo)

344 The funny/frustrating thing is the left still thinks George W, R-Money, McCain, etc are "conservative Republicans" and Fox News is super duper ultra right wing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (FiUMj)

345 The Republicans ARE cucks, but I think Obama being half-black caused them to tread lightly for fear of being called racists.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

Yeah, and how did that work out for them?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (e8/pY)

Not very well. My point is that they may not let a white dude get away with what they let Obama get away with.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)

346 >>They look like they would be fun to restore

I got room for a few in my cave


Pinside is a good resource. Like all Forums, though...filled with assholes.

But their Marketplace and Pin Locator are gold.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (ypTww)

347 Exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on 12.

That must be some cockroach.

Bite your head off, man.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

348 One of my pet peeves too. Separate branch - not co-equal.
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (sX1BW)

-----

It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (G/iPE)

349 seems weird that Michael Rennie wasn't on Star Trek. he exudes super advanced alien species. I guess not everyone gets to have a successful career.

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (nFwvY)

350 The funny/frustrating thing is the left still thinks George W, R-Money, McCain, etc are "conservative Republicans" and Fox News is super duper ultra right wing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (FiUMj)


Had a liberal friend that thought that The Daily Show and The Colbert Report were left wing and right wing Yin and Yang.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

351 "The Does would prefer not being raped by either."Posted by: garrett

then they shouldn't put out that scent ... ha.


Yeah, they run at first, but I think that may be more mating dance than really trying to get away. After a little chase, they submit ... but I've never really studied their thought process. The does don't try THAT hard ... more of a trot, not a full speed run to escape. And I think they eye up the big buck ... I could be wrong, maybe it is just all rape rape in deer land.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (Cus5s)

352 McLovin>McRaven

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (PEQpV)

353
Coyotes deserve to run wild..................


Over my taut muscular body....shoot me now.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (5IHGB)

354 and a full size corpse in a spiders cocoon to true unnerve an arachnophobe.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops
-------

Probably better that we not speak of this in the presence of the Empress.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (LxqES)

355 If you got cucked and liked it,
You might be a cuck.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (pB6Gt)

356

Michael Rennie was in a sci-fi flick CYBORG 2087.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (+jmjg)

357 S. Clay Wilson was awesome. I'll bet zombie's hippie parents have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)


Recently, I found a bunch of Zap Comix and also a lot stuff by R.Crumb I hadn't seen before online and was able to download them.

Holy crap.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (e8/pY)

358 Have some people trying to buy some land from me right now.

If they come at me with the right offer, I plan on adding a few more machines and a project / resto machine to the mix.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (ypTww)

359 Dems are are grasping at straws.
THE HOUSE holds power of impeachment investigation, NOT the Speaker, NOT a committee, THE HOUSE as a WHOLE. THREE impeachment votes before the WHOLE house have FAILED. Why fear for a fourth try??? EXPOSURE?
OH--One more thing --
DOJ has obtained blackberries from spy Joseph Mifsud

Posted by: rld with coffee at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Mrl0c)

360 It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.

-------------

But this is my argument for a smaller house.

The House is too big. As it grew, its power diminished.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (sX1BW)

361 Oops. /Maddcow

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (LxqES)

362 @237

This speaks to the unwinnability of all of this.


There should not be 10,000 prison beds for Isis fighters, there should be 10,000 graves.


You cannot win this fight by capturing stateless terrorists and fighters, you win this by killing them and you keep killing them until either there will to fight is gone or there are simply no more fighters to kill.


or you don't go to war.


The way we are conducting our "war fighting" only lead to more war.


Which is probably the point.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (dWEpx)
**************
I was shocked to here there are 10,000 ISIS prisoners. I guess I had assumed they had been killed.
Seriously, how many prisoners can these countries take that would even make a dent in that number?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (wiXsO)

363 "and a full size corpse in a spiders cocoon to true unnerve an arachnophobe."

* activates 1MC *

* crackle hiss pop *

Paging AtC. Paging AtC. AtC to a Moron courtesy phone, please.

That is all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (S5SYn)

364 Guys:

43g5yg4y5ft52

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)

365 Since this is the morning rant thread, what is it with tiny little ole Marland and its outsized influence in Washington?

Stony Hower, House Majority Leader, Elijah Cummings, Chairman of the House Oversight & Reform Committee, and to a lesser though no less foul extent, Chris Van Hollen, have (had re; Cummings = mort) a pretty large influence on the Democrat party leadership.

Must be due to Maryland being the bedroom (flop-house) community of DC. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a liberal/progressive around here!

/rant

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (sM+h7)

366 Back when we like Megyn Kelly he called her "blue Aryan fury with an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM

Should I be worried that so many Morons can picture a young Kiefer Sutherland's ass?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (dkvcO)

367 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

When she started drinking before noon.

-
So the third grade, huh?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)

368 It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (G/iPE)


Oh yeah? Eat me.

Posted by: Marbury v. Madison at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (e8/pY)

369 >>but I've never really studied their thought process. The does don't try THAT hard ... more of a trot, not a full speed run to escape.


Man, I have seen some full on gang rapes while out hunting. Multiple bucks chasing and breeding for a couple hours at a time.

Those Does wanted NO part of the scene.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (ypTww)

370 Has anyone actually seen Batwoman? The one trailer I watched seemed okay. I've been trying extra hard not to hear *any* marketing or publicity for stuff because the people they hire for that think that hyping all the sjw elements is a good thing, somehow. And then when they piss everyone off they blame it on reactions to the *movie* but I don't know how many people actually see the movie to reject it or if they're mostly rejecting the gender studies marketing team.

Posted by: Synova at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (BD/yx)

371 This speaks to the unwinnability of all of this.


There should not be 10,000 prison beds for Isis fighters, there should be 10,000 graves.


Don't even need graves. Drop the right size bombs and it's just a mist.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (sE4m0)

372 Numero Uno in defining Cucks


if you blow smoke up someone's ass, you're a cuck

hate fucking smoke blowers

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (rpxSz)

373 That would cut down on Congressional hogs, put a pile of counterfeit $100s over a bucket of explosives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (JECV8)

374 173 Why don't we just make Mexico a military protectorate?

Use all the troops in the ME and bring them home and turn Mexico into what we should have done with Iraq. That is a country in name only - actually controlled by the US.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.
Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (BiWEa)

It seems some people's isolationist impulses are only limited to certain areas.
Build a wall, strictly enforce immigration laws, institute exit visas, and force Mexico to figure it out by not allowing them a safety valve for disaffected people. Sort of like how the East German government was seriously terrified of the protesters who insisted "Wir bleiben HIER! (We are staying HERE)"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (qBdNM)

375

"Toxic fan culture."

In other words, they're insulting the same people they're trying to convince to give them money.

How is that supposed to work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Do2h6)


Stupid audience is too dumb to know what it should like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


It's more than that. It's an expectation that people WANT to be hectored and guilt tripped at every moment. It is a truly puritanical mindset that demands a constant state of felt unworthiness and shame (constantly and for all things on the part of whites at least, and carried over to the sainted minorities when discussing sexuality).

It's deeply disturbed and appeals largely I think to a certain type of mindset that is difficult to define apart from the "cuck" epithet we've been using for a while now. But there is something real about how these folks constantly want to be trodden upon. Masochist? Submissive? not even a sexual kink, because it is deeply tied to a notion of moral superiority.

Self-flagellants in Medieval times, castrati in Roman era, people who want to be debased. I can't find the perfect articulation of the concept aside from willful self-destruction and self-loathing.

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (w+Z9D)

376 357 S. Clay Wilson was awesome. I'll bet zombie's hippie parents have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

Recently, I found a bunch of Zap Comix and also a lot stuff by R.Crumb I hadn't seen before online and was able to download them.

Holy crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (e8/pY)

IIRC R. Crumb had a thing for bootilicious black women.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

377 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-----
*looks in drawer for one-time pad code*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (LxqES)

378 367 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)


she does like beer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (rpxSz)

379 May I introduce you to Obama judges?

Only if they're shackled to the wall of a cave somewhere.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (8erNz)

380 All of those times, it has been whitetail. The Mule Deer are a lot more refined about the whole process.


Thought, the Whitetail bucks will chase down and rape the Mulie does, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (ypTww)

381 Numero Uno in defining Cucks


if you blow smoke up someone's ass, you're a cuck

hate fucking smoke blowers
Posted by: REDACTED
--------

If you piss on someone's leg, and then hand them an umbrella.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (LxqES)

382 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


She's got big tits and a fat ass.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

383 Another torpedo....circles back.
https://wapo.st/33BCxua


"Kent.. is the first known example of a career diplomat who raised concerns internally in the Obama administration about Hunter Biden's board position."

Unprecedented!

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (dzJ3R)

384 Another torpedo....circles back.


Wow, that's a really good blowjob Biden got from that article.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (HaL55)

385 Pinside is a good resource. Like all Forums, though...filled with assholes.

But their Marketplace and Pin Locator are gold.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (ypTww)

thanks

I'll let you know when I buy one

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (rpxSz)

386 >>43g5yg4y5ft52



You sank my battleship!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (ypTww)

387 Don't even need graves. Drop the right size bombs and it's just a mist.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM


Let's do the math:

Daisycutters + Arc Light = FTW

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (S5SYn)

388 It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (G/iPE)


This is why there should've been an Article V convention after Marbury v Madison to put the black robed usurping tyrants back in their fucking place. But there wasn't and here we are. Frankly it's a tribute to the Founders that everything didn't turn to shit a long time ago.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

389 how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

Given our woke generals and admirals, not as long as we might hope.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

Given our sometimes fan boi enthusiasm for people like General Petraeus and General Mattis, I agree.

All it will take is him riding up on his white horse; and if it isn't white, the MSM will photoshop it for him.



Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM


****

I have a great deal of respect for a lot of these guys...but...
While they were successful military officers, at the end of the day the only pond in DC they were good at swimming in was the Pentagon. Up on the Hill, they may of been glad-handed and got lots of budget shit passed, but they were out of their league. Now that they have retired...oh look, they've found their voice and it sounds like they have all emerged from the Democrat echo chamber.
That isn't leadership, that isn't even good followership, it is just ego.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)

390 VIA @ 342,

Biden's office told this guy that the VP didn't have the "bandwith" to deal with that issue as his other son was battling cancer.

Nice. Biden once again uses a tragedy in his family to avoid the issue of a conflict of interest re: Hunter/Ukraine. What a POS.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

391 342 Another torpedo....circles back.

https://wapo.st/33BCxua
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (cqNba)


Those Acme torpedo never work.

I'll try some heat-seeking missiles next.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Soooooper Genius at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (e8/pY)

392 As Annie Lennox said - some want to be abused.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (JECV8)

393 Andrew Bates, a Biden campaign spokesman, said in a statement that "on Joe Biden's watch, the U.S. made eradicating corruption a centerpiece of our policies toward Ukraine."

Gotta award him a few points for chutzpah with that one.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (x/2Z8)

394

IIRC R. Crumb had a thing for bootilicious black women.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli


He in fact liked zaftig white women far better, but drew them in a way that looks like modern rap women to our eyes. He was more than a bit of a racist, to be fair.

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (w+Z9D)

395 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM

The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (dkvcO)

396 The Conservative Case for Invading Mexico and Taking Their Oil

Posted by: The Mirror Universe The Bulwark at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (l8gTz)

397 >>thanks


No problem.

If you find an Operator in your area, or even a collector or two, they'll usually be more than happy to help you locate and repair. Really a helpful community of geeks those Pinball players are.

Pinsides ratings / reviews are also nice. They have a library of just about every post war machine ever made.

Good luck! Let me now what you find. So many cool old machines out there.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (ypTww)

398 Wow. Was that a Ron Paul rally last night in Dallas?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (qBdNM)

399 As Annie Lennox said - some want to be abused.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (JECV


Not a bad tune to now have stuck in my head.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

400 "If you always say, "we must pick our battles" but never see any battles good enough to pick...you may be a cuck."

I think we've finally found a battle that is good enough. Specifically, any battles involving the Middle East, as seen by the case of Syria.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (0gLzw)

401 If you piss on someone's leg, and then hand them an umbrella.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (LxqES)

If I had a buck for every fag who ask me if I would take $X
for an antique

and after I agreed, they say "we'll think about it"

hope they die a painful death

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (rpxSz)

402 This is why there should've been an Article V convention after Marbury v Madison to put the black robed usurping tyrants back in their fucking place.

------------

M v M is not the problem. M v M said the Constitution was supreme. The judiciary functioned as the weak branch for 150 years following M v M. It was the Warren court that seized upon M v M to establish judicial supremacy.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

403
>43g5yg4y5ft52



You sank my battleship!
Posted by: garrett


I was told there would be no chess on weekdays . . . .

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (w+Z9D)

404 >>The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.


The shelves are not on the wall

Repeat

The shelves are NOT on the wall.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (ypTww)

405 386 >>43g5yg4y5ft52

You sank my battleship!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (ypTww)


No, that's the Sicilian Defense.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Soooooper Genius at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (e8/pY)

406 The Conservative Case for Invading Mexico and Taking Their Oil

Posted by: The Mirror Universe The Bulwark at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM


***

Remember when this country was a great place to vacation? Well, take a deep breath before you check it out now!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

407 I'll try some heat-seeking missiles next.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Soooooper Genius at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM


I have had, how you say, success with the one-eyed model.

Posted by: Paolo at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (S5SYn)

408 398 Wow. Was that a Ron Paul rally last night in Dallas?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (qBdNM)


Ru, Ru, not Ron

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (rpxSz)

409 Speaking of cucks . . .

Hoo boy: Colorado poll has Cory Gardner trailing by double digits in Senate race

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

410 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM

The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (sE4m0)

411 He's gonna take the SKIN boat to TUNA town.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

412 The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.


The shelves are not on the wall

Repeat

The shelves are NOT on the wall.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM



The drill runs backwards.
Je repet: The drill runs backwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)

413 330 Was she on Deep Space Nine or one of the other series?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

TNG, The Drumhead
Posted by: x at October 18, 2019


*
*

Ah; I recall it. Not from her big movie-star days, then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

414
Man, I have seen some full on gang rapes while out hunting. Multiple bucks chasing and breeding for a couple hours at a time.

Those Does wanted NO part of the scene.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (ypTww)

Nobody wants floppy seconds.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (e1mEI)

415 At some point do we not say,

"Fighters or terrorists from groups or nations not adhering to the Geneva code (I know, I know) will not be treated as POWs if captured. They will be summarily executed and the bodies left to rot or unceremoniously burned, whichever is easier for us."

Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (U3LtS)

416 The drill runs backwards.
Je repet: The drill runs backwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)


The nut is reverse thread.

Again. The nut is REVERSE thread.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

417 FTR :

Deer Rape and Pinball


Serendipitous topics.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ypTww)

418 Nice. Biden once again uses a tragedy in his family to avoid the issue of a conflict of interest re: Hunter/Ukraine. What a POS.
Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)


That's Biden's MO

Making up shit

Like claiming a drunk truck driver killed his baby and his wife

He's a fucking liar and he's too dumb to be a liar

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (rpxSz)

419 The Vespa is OFF its Axis.

REPEAT

The Vespa is OFF its Axis

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (ypTww)

420 The nut is reverse thread.

Again. The nut is REVERSE thread.
Posted by: Sponge



That is nothing to laugh at. Ran into that on an old farm trailer wheel. Destroyed the rim trying to get the wheel off.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (sE4m0)

421 The nut is reverse thread.

Again. The nut is REVERSE thread.
Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM

Wait, whut? Ace nuts in reverse?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (dkvcO)

422 At least not a Pinball Rapist of the toaster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (JECV8)

423 It's gonna be an early night.

Repeat, it's gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (CMS0p)

424 Given our sometimes fan boi enthusiasm for people like General Petraeus and General Mattis, I agree.



The problem is that you usually only hear from the ones the media likes, not the good ones.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (nRWPy)

425 Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

Earl Warren was a true piece of shit but he conveniently used M and M as a pretext just like that other whore Chief Justice, John Roberts, used Kavanaugh's opinion for "it's a tax".

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

426 Ace up.


Repeat.


Ace up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (sE4m0)

427 He in fact liked zaftig white women far better, but drew them in a way that looks like modern rap women to our eyes. He was more than a bit of a racist, to be fair.
Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (w+Z9D)


See his autobiographical comic "My Troubles With Women" where he explains all of that. When he hit puberty, he grew very resentful toward the girls who preferred the alpha male jock types who treated them like shit to a sensitive soul like himself. I don't think Crumb is a racist, but a misogynist? Yeah, you can make that argument.

I found MTWW very disturbing, but I couldn't stop reading it.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AosHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (e8/pY)

428 The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

But are they real ?

Are they spectacular ! ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (arJlL)

429 Good luck! Let me now what you find. So many cool old machines out there.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (ypTww)

Will do

I see prolly a couple a dozen machines for sale up here in western MA at auction. Usually go for a few bucks.

I have a complete restoration shop

I have restore everything except a human

retired now, so have time

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (rpxSz)

430 This has little national implication but does substantiate that Biden is a long-term nasty little lying fuck.

https://bit.ly/2VQe4Pg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

431 Are they spectacular ! ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (arJlL)


As long as they're real.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (e8/pY)

432 See his autobiographical comic "My Troubles With Women" where he explains all of that. When he hit puberty, he grew very resentful toward the girls who preferred the alpha male jock types who treated them like shit to a sensitive soul like himself. I don't think Crumb is a racist, but a misogynist? Yeah, you can make that argument.

I found MTWW very disturbing, but I couldn't stop reading it.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AosHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (e8/pY)


The documentary of Crumb is very good. He's an odd duck, kind of like the Steve Buscemi character in Ghost World. He's a lot better person than Harvey Pekar was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:42 PM (y7DUB)

433 396 The Conservative Case for Invading Mexico and Taking Their Oil
Posted by: The Mirror Universe The Bulwark at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (l8gTz)

Easy case to make.

According to its own internal documents, Mexico controls only around 20% of its claimed territory.

It can not be said, by any stretch of the imagination, to be sovereign over the rest.

As these regions are lawless no-man's lands run by narcoterrorists, and as their very businees of selling poison on America's streets makes them our problem, we have the absolute right to deal with this problem as we see fit, and no nation has any legitimate grievance with us doing so.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (J+mig)

434 "Man, I have seen some full on gang rapes while out hunting. Multiple bucks chasing and breeding for a couple hours at a time.
Those Does wanted NO part of the scene."Posted by: garrett

interesting .. I don't hunt myself, but watch them from where I sit now. my info is second hand ... on the hunters saying the does shut out the smaller bucks.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

435
If you refuse to assert Congress' power to declare war in favor of passing the buck to the Executive branch and then you snipe at that branch's decisions, you may be a cuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (yfLR3)

436
If you refuse to insist that Congress pass honest budget bills in favor of pork-larded continuing resolutions in order to finance the government, you may be a cuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (yfLR3)

437 "They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them."

The Senate (well, Pompey and friends) fought a war before Caesar was named dictator.

He started acting like he thought was a king, Brutus et. al. killed him and they had ANOTHER war.

Then Octavian and Antony tried being co-dictators, and ended up fighting ANOTHER war.

It wasn't as simple as the Senate bending over for Caesar.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 18, 2019 01:02 PM (9ILbn)

438

See his autobiographical comic "My Troubles With Women" where he explains all of that. When he hit puberty, he grew very resentful toward the girls who preferred the alpha male jock types who treated them like shit to a sensitive soul like himself. I don't think Crumb is a racist, but a misogynist? Yeah, you can make that argument.

I found MTWW very disturbing, but I couldn't stop reading it.


Posted by: OregonMuse,


Thanks, OM. I have not read MTWW, but I have seen both documentaries (i seem to remember 2, but I'm out of it at the moment) and looked at a ton of his work over the decades. He has not drawn a ton of the exotic girls., and when he does, it's often with the 1930's stereotype black "coon" type pejorative looking men. I seem to remember from the documentaries some discussion that was kind of hard-edged racist (not just anachronistic to today's sensibilities), but can't fully recall right now.

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (w+Z9D)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Corinth Skeleton.jpg


Self-Portrait With Skeleton
Lovis Corinth

What can I say? I like skeletons. Maybe Ace will give me a hobo skull for my desk!

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Kind of creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2019 09:30 AM (O2RFr)

2 Technically he has a skeleton, but it has skin all over it.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 09:30 AM (6GjnW)

3 Is that a tie or a giant leech?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

4 TGIF!


Weird painting.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 09:32 AM (PkVlr)

5 Don't you hate it when you're heading out the doer and your bowels say "evacuate now!"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (PkVlr)

6 Aiiiieeee ain't got no body!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

7 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (sE4m0)

8
Naked Ottoman Man Fully Dressed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:34 AM (zBaqJ)

9
Little known fact: all medical skeletons come from India, international treaty.

I think there's a skeleton farm over there....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2019 09:34 AM (veoSD)

10 The hanger screwed into the skull is a nice touch.

Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (2Mnv1)

11 Ed Kemper Gothic.

Posted by: Zod Roethlisburger at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (XzT/D)

12 I just read that there's now a gay cereal! Does everything have to be about sex? No banana in my cereal any longer.

Posted by: concerned people's front at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (NM/OW)

13 perhaps a throne of hobo skulls for behind your desk.

Posted by: henry at October 18, 2019 09:36 AM (JMDly)

14 Happy Halloween!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 09:36 AM (wiXsO)

15 "The missus? Yeah, she's hanging around here somewhere. Why do you ask?"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:36 AM (6qErC)

16 Nice Halloween themed art.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:37 AM (U/b2O)

17 Does everything have to be about sex?"

SURPRISE!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:37 AM (6qErC)

18 That Windsor knot needs to be tightened. Loose.

Posted by: Galil at October 18, 2019 09:38 AM (Pzzpr)

19 In keeping with skull theme,

Skulls for fire pits on Amazon

https://amzn.to/31n41SJ

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (sE4m0)

20 Which one is the artist?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (NVYyb)

21 Loose."

"Gotta get loose - Footloose"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC)

22 Spooky

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (KUaJL)

23 The skeleton in the title refers to the man on the right, the artist's longtime friend, Hank Skeleton.

Lovis Corinth is the epitome of the starving artist.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (CAJOC)

24 What's cool is this could be a painting of a high school science class today instead of the 1900's I assume.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (U/b2O)

25 Don't you hate it when you're heading out the doer and your bowels say "evacuate now!"
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM


I suppose that's better than getting stuck in traffic first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (ejd/p)

26 Is that Adam Schiff on the left?

Posted by: dantesed at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (88xKn)

27 Little known fact: all medical skeletons come from India, international treaty.

I think there's a skeleton farm over there....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Just a billion subjects.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (sE4m0)

28
It was the Era of Big Ties. Big Knit Ties!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

29 I like the one with a chimpanzee holding a skull better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (V2Yro)

30 5 Don't you hate it when you're heading out the doer and your bowels say "evacuate now!"
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (PkVlr)

Yeah, especially when they say it loudly in German.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (ABjxW)

31 Does everything have to be about sex?

It's the Lowest Common Denominator for all progs, including Todd Rundgren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDcLBbQF2Y

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)

32 Slim Pickens Gothic

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (dfRN6)

33
*sings exuberantly*

And the arm bone is connected to the.... thigh bone....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (veoSD)

34 A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says what can I get you. The skeleton says ' I'll take a beer and a mop'

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (U/b2O)

35 I hear the theme music to the Alfred Hitchcock show in my head when I look at that painting.

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

36 "Yorick? Why no, haven't seen him in days"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (6qErC)

37 Red Skelton?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (V2Yro)

38 Boo!

That's all I got.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (FiUMj)

39 35 I hear the theme music to the Alfred Hitchcock show in my head when I look at that painting.
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

I hear the Carpenters Greatest hits.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (ABjxW)

40 Wouldn't you rather have the dental?

Posted by: Fat Jack at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (aA3+G)

41 23 The skeleton in the title refers to the man on the right, the artist's longtime friend, Hank Skeleton.

Lovis Corinth is the epitome of the starving artist.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (CAJOC)


That's him on the left, I guess...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (zBaqJ)

42 I hear the Carpenters Greatest hits."

Here, have my half of this sandwich...

/momma cass

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (6qErC)

43 I believe I've found the source of Bony's headache. He has a giant hasp imbedded in his skull.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (1XNk8)

44 from dust we were made, to dust we return ... applies to the body, but the soul life is different. And some would say holy spirit is the third part of the body/soul/spirit complete man.


"Adam" ... isn't that "earth" or something? (adamah) Adam started as body soul and holy spirit (image of God part). But he disobeyed (in the day you eat of it, you shalt surely die) ... and in that day lost holy spirit (and all after him got his sin nature genetics). He lived on as body soul man long after ... not sure if he would be in resurrection of just or unjust ... probably a good man the rest of his life?

skeletons ... empty vessel ... maybe good fertilizer

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (Cus5s)

45 Don't you hate it when you're heading out the doer and your bowels say "evacuate now!"
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (PkVlr)

Yeah, especially when they say it loudly in German.
Posted by: Roy


VERLEGEN! VERLEGEN! Mach schnell!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)

46 Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (mpXpK)

47 Fine Corinth-ian Lovis.

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (oGBso)

48 39 35 I hear the theme music to the Alfred Hitchcock show in my head when I look at that painting.
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

I hear the Carpenters Greatest hits.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (ABjxW)


Both actually. Listen...

"...don't you remember you told me you loved me baby - -"

*shrieking violins during "Psycho" shower scene.*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (zBaqJ)

49
He was the overseer of the proverbial Million Monkeys Typewriting in hopes that one of them will produce Shakespeare's Troilous and Cressida.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (arJlL)

51 I hear the theme music to the Alfred Hitchcock show in my head when I look at that painting.
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

I hear the Carpenters Greatest hits.
Posted by: Roy



Played on a glockenspiel (ribs)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (sE4m0)

52

Got a hankerin' for Tombstone pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (aKsyK)

53 The painters face, only his face, looks like it was done by Norman Rockwell. The rest of the painting has that sort of 'blah', understated appearence of Impressionism before it really got going.

I don't know if Corinth is making a social statement about being mortal, an ecological one with the industrial chimneys and smoke in the background, or just shows a sense of humor.

Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2019 09:44 AM (bmdz3)

54 I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning skull

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)

55 SCHEISE RAUS!

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

56 Skeleton: If I have to hear you singing "Dem Bones" again, so help me...
Corinth: Knee bone's connected to the--
Skeleton: Dammit, Lovis

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (AM1GF)

57 nothing more fun than drawing/painting skellies! I always enjoyed it. I'm sure all artists do.

they keep still for you! lol

I wanted to mention a movie I recently watched that was very good - it's a scary movie (sort of). It's called Tigers Are Not Afraid. it's set in modern Mexico along the US border in a town controlled by the cartels.

It will break your heart. Why is THAT particular part of Mexico so corrupt? the US is why. the human smuggling we allow and encourage with dumb immigration policy, the drugs we allow with dumb drug policies, the Chinese influence we reward with dumb trade policy. The money tree beckons and those regions have been destroyed by criminals and politicians (BIRM).

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (Rarvo)

58 54 I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning skull
Posted by: Zombie Elvis at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)


"Copyright infringement!!!!"

- - Ace's Flaming Skull

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (zBaqJ)

59 Saw a few weeks ago where a guy buried a realistic looking fake skeleton in a shallow grave under his new deck. Then selling the place, anticipating hearing about find sometime in the future.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (duxRF)

60

This painting makes more sense than the news...

Posted by: Stupifyin Jones' Bicycle Seat at October 18, 2019 09:46 AM (UFLLM)

61 Good morning, all!
I'd ask what fresh Hell today, but honestly, it's neverending, so why bother?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 18, 2019 09:47 AM (rP4OC)

62 John Denver and Mama Cass, The Midnight Special, 1972:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyslbjxl

That harmonizing is insanely good. How can you not get goosebumps when Cass comes in? Their voices were magic together.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:47 AM (1XNk8)

63
48 39 35 I hear the theme music to the Alfred Hitchcock show in my head when I look at that painting.
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)


I hear "It's Raining Tacos"

Shell, meat, lettuce, cheese!
Shell, meat, lettuce, cheese!
Shell, meat, lettuce, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

64 Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (Cus5s)

From what tradition is that?

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:48 AM (nRWPy)

65 57 The money tree beckons and those regions have been destroyed by criminals and politicians (BIRM).

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2019 09:45 AM (Rarvo)
--------------------------------------

It certainly does not help your country if the President and Atty General of the rich country to the north have decided to give your criminals weapons, and not keep track of them...cough cough fast & furious...cough cough.

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 09:48 AM (oGBso)

66 I feel like this belongs in the art thread?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy6owx9t

. . . or maybe the rant thread. Woke advertising sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (nvBpO)

67 Alec Baldwin goes off on the left's demonization of wealth

12 seconds later....Alec Baldwin tells everyone to vote for Democrats

Liberalism is literally a mental disorder.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (FiUMj)

68 41 23 The skeleton in the title refers to the man on the right, the artist's longtime friend, Hank Skeleton.

Lovis Corinth is the epitome of the starving artist.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 09:39 AM (CAJOC)


That's him on the left, I guess...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:43 AM (zBaqJ)

---------------------------

Well, it is a self-portrait...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (CAJOC)

69 Worst nude painting ever !

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (U/b2O)

70 Lovis Corinth painting Group Of Friends would have been more AoS appropriate.

Posted by: JROD at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (mvp+a)

71 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba)

72 39 35 I hear the theme music to the Alfred Hitchcock show in my head when I look at that painting.
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

I hear the Carpenters Greatest hits.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (ABjxW)

The Danse Macabre. A great one for fans of the violin.

Posted by: Kris at October 18, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

73 Artist? Artist?! Horrible tinny word.

Posted by: Sir Reginald at October 18, 2019 09:50 AM (lvuVz)

74 So funny that he self-portraited wearing a tie.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 09:50 AM (knNho)

75
69 Worst nude painting ever !
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (U/b2O)


Nude raised to the nude power!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

76
At Least One of These Two Is Not Wearing Pants

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:51 AM (pNxlR)

77 I'd ask what fresh Hell today, but honestly, it's neverending, so why bother?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 18, 2019 09:47 AM (rP4OC)

We don't get fresh hell anymore. It's the same old kangaroo court hell of the past 3 years

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 09:51 AM (J+mig)

78 Are we going for Halloween stuff now?

SFW

https://tinyurl.com/yy5qhbtc

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:51 AM (mpXpK)

79 Sweet and sour aircraft carrier.

https://bit.ly/2MlqOu2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)

80 "At Least One of These Two Is Not Wearing Pants"

Foul.


Arguing fact not in evidence.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:52 AM (cqNba)

81 71
Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?

DNA off a bone sample. Eye orbit shape, pelvic pubic rami shape, a few other points will give a forensic anthropologist a good start.

Posted by: Stupifyin Jones' Bicycle Seat at October 18, 2019 09:52 AM (UFLLM)

82
71 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba)


I heard it is evident more iften than not from the hips.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM (pNxlR)

83 71 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba)

-----------------------------------

I think it is something to do with the pelvic bones.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM (CAJOC)

84 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba)
-------------------------------

Gender can be determined by looking at the hips/pelvis structure. Or doing a dna test on the bones if usable dna can be recovered. But that means nothing if the bones identify as other.

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM (oGBso)

85 81 71
Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?

DNA off a bone sample. Eye orbit shape, pelvic pubic rami shape, a few other points will give a forensic anthropologist a good start.
Posted by: Stupifyin Jones' Bicycle Seat at October 18, 2019 09:52 AM (UFLLM)

Blasphemy!!! Burn them!!

Posted by: SJW community at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ABjxW)

86 81 71
Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?

DNA off a bone sample. Eye orbit shape, pelvic pubic rami shape, a few other points will give a forensic anthropologist a good start.
Posted by: Stupifyin Jones' Bicycle Seat at October 18, 2019 09:52 AM (UFLLM)

Gonna need a medium to tell you what the skeleton's gender identity is.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM (KUaJL)

87 We don't get fresh hell anymore. It's the same old kangaroo court hell of the past 3 years

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 09:51 AM (J+mig)


Truth.

I feel like this belongs in the art thread?



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy6owx9t



. . . or maybe the rant thread. Woke advertising sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (nvBpO)


Oh FFS. And not even trying for a mildly lady-like pose, either. It wouldn't help much, but it would help a LITTLE. Like enough to make me not want to drive my car into a telephone pole.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM (rP4OC)

88 Memento mori.

That's darn near as good a skull as the one on the Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 09:54 AM (wzVKm)

89 So, we're ya going on the honeymoon ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 09:55 AM (rpxSz)

90 71 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba)

It's all about the bass.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:55 AM (U/b2O)

91 "Troilus and Criseyde" was Chaucer, not Shakespeare.

Stupid monkeys. (Of course, it reads like it was written by monkeys.)

Posted by: red speck at October 18, 2019 09:55 AM (nrC0n)

92 "Gonna need a medium to tell you what the skeleton's gender identity is."

I would offer that this is the most accurate of the given answers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:56 AM (cqNba)

93 Fresh Hell
a Cato limerick

Once there was a time so swell
Where things changed and ran real well
But as time went along
Errors piled on and on
Now we've run all out of fresh Hell

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 09:56 AM (J+mig)

94 Lovis Corinthian leather.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:56 AM (1XNk8)

95
How pumpkin pies are really made

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6yyocyo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 09:56 AM (pNxlR)

96 Dem rattlin' bones!

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

97 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

98 'Sup MWR?

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 18, 2019 09:57 AM (sjdRT)

99 Man, that's one beefy tie.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

100 China growth slows to 27-year low...

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The last thing China needs is a trade war.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

101 Pelvic bones? Meh.

Posted by: Brie Larson at October 18, 2019 09:57 AM (DMUuz)

102 "From what tradition is that?"Posted by: dagny

Genesis ... in the day you eat of it, thou shalt surely die. What died that day? spirit, lost direct connection with God.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:58 AM (Cus5s)

103 Hey baby, what do you think of my skeleton? Pretty cool, right? Hey, where'd she go...

Friday, Horde! You survived another week. Here's hoping you slip smoothly into your weekend without all that "malevolent yet indifferent universe" stuff.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

104 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. There's been some off beat art this week.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 09:58 AM (axyOa)

105 "Digging Up Bones" is a pretty good Randy Travis song.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 09:58 AM (dfRN6)

106 Corinth should have kept that prop in the closet.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 09:59 AM (U/b2O)

107
So about a month ago I log into this VA Mortgage company's site looking for info. Of course, they're set up so that you have to enter a bunch of your personal data before they say that you have to talk to a salesperson to get anything. Grrr. About 2 minutes later, the frickin' salesperson calls me pushing to get prequalified. I brush him off, because I'd only had a couple of minutes to look over anything on their site. I figure they'd take the hint.

Big mistake.

For the past month, they've been calling my cell number leaving messages. MINIMUM of 30 messages over the past month. I finally blocked their number last night.

Then they fucking call my WORK number just a couple of minutes ago. I NEVER gave them my work number. I just blew up at the call center assmunch telling him to stop fucking calling me. And then he has the audacity to ask "so, you AREN'T looking for a home loan?"

When I hung up, the guys here in the shop were laughing their asses off listening to my side of the conversation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2019 09:59 AM (veoSD)

108 91 "Troilus and Criseyde" was Chaucer, not Shakespeare.

Shakespeare's take on it made for one weird play though. In its irreverent take on classical heroes, I feel like he was channeling Marlowe to some degree (shades of Dido.)

I think the reason no one performs it is that no one can figure out HOW to perform it. I think I'd go with Trojans in USC sweaters and Greeks in fraternity jackets, something like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:59 AM (1XNk8)

109 He's dead, Lovis.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 18, 2019 10:00 AM (DMUuz)

110 57. I never had to draw a skeleton, thank God. I don't like them. It seems this time of year one can't avoid them. They Even show up in nice neighborhoods where you'd think the homeowner would know better. IMO they're trashy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (knNho)

111 Hi MWR!
I can't even with that stuff. And you're right about the pose - embracing the ugly.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (nvBpO)

112 Friday, Horde! You survived another week. Here's hoping you slip smoothly into your weekend without all that "malevolent yet indifferent universe" stuff.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 09:58 AM (RD7QR)
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The only problem with Friday? It's too close to Monday.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (qC1Sy)

113 I feel like this belongs in the art thread?



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy6owx9t



. . . or maybe the rant thread. Woke advertising sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (nvBpO)

Oh FFS. And not even trying for a mildly lady-like pose, either. It wouldn't help much, but it would help a LITTLE. Like enough to make me not want to drive my car into a telephone pole.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 18, 2019 09:53 AM


And while we're ranting, can I add the white-hot hatred I have for the phrase "my truth"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ejd/p)

114
I think the reason no one performs it is that no one can figure out HOW to perform it. I think I'd go with Trojans in USC sweaters and Greeks in fraternity jackets, something like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:59 AM (1XNk


Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

115 I miss Muldoon.
He'd have some real pun with this art.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (axyOa)

116 If Planned Abortionhood can sell baby parts, why the fuck can't I pre-sell my skeleton on E-Bay? I won't need it after I'm done using it, and I could use the cash now!

*hint -- get in on this thing early when legalized; after a while finger bones will be going for a nickel a pop*

And just imagine the bidding wars for hot properties, like Jane Fonda's skull.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 10:02 AM (Z4rgH)

117 Had I been president when Osama was killed, I would have had his polished skull encased in a crystal globe and issued an EO that all future presidents had to take the oath with their left hand on the Bible and The Orb of Vengeance in their right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 10:02 AM (usCMa)

118
And while we're ranting, can I add the white-hot hatred I have for the phrase "my truth"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ejd/p)


Erll, that is your truth. You be you, Boo-Boo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 10:02 AM (pNxlR)

119 The jokes we expect are sophomoric
The skull is that of poor Yorick
What got him at last
Was his idiot fast
The fault, my dear friends, was caloric

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:03 AM (wzVKm)

120 Looks like an old portrayal of a young Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg and Lech Walesa.

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:03 AM (WqPYg)

121 Genesis ... in the day you eat of it, thou shalt surely die. What died that day? spirit, lost direct connection with God.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019


No, I mean calvinist, Baptist, quaker, what?

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 10:03 AM (nRWPy)

122 Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:03 AM (wzVKm)

That was worthy of Muldoon. Well done.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (U/b2O)

123 And while we're ranting, can I add the white-hot hatred I have for the phrase "my truth"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ejd/p)
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Preach it!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (qC1Sy)

124
Erll? FML ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (pNxlR)

125 If Planned Abortionhood can sell baby parts, why the fuck can't I pre-sell my skeleton on E-Bay? I won't need it after I'm done using it, and I could use the cash now!



Call JG Wentworth!


Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (sE4m0)

126 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba)

It's all about the bass.

Not about the trouser trout ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (arJlL)

127 And while we're ranting, can I add the white-hot hatred I have for the phrase "my truth"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ejd/p)

Subjectivism is magical thinking wearing the stolen clothing of scholarship.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (J+mig)

128 Neighbor across the street has skulls projected on their frontage as soon as the sun sets. I want to use those blasted floating skulls for target practice.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (knNho)

129 What can I say? I like skeletons. Maybe Ace will give me a hobo skull for my desk!

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM


kant even

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (rpxSz)

130 I miss Muldoon.

He'd have some real pun with this art.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (axyOa)



I missed it. Is Muldoon gone for good, or just on a break?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

131 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?


Yes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (usCMa)

132 The Democrats are manufacturing an endless stream of impeachment Mcguffins. Staged and faked events, documents and fall guys. I'm sick to death of it. And the news treats it as legitimate, there by normalizing insanity. Which is terrifying.

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (QCc6B)

133 128 Neighbor across the street has skulls projected on their frontage as soon as the sun sets. I want to use those blasted floating skulls for target practice.
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (knNho)

------------

Have you considered a paint ball gun?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (qC1Sy)

134 Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:03 AM (wzVKm)

Better than mine, good stuff.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (J+mig)

135 And just imagine the bidding wars for hot properties, like Jane Fonda's skull.

Posted by: GnuBreed



Oooooh. Make it into a urinal.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:06 AM (sE4m0)

136 127 And while we're ranting, can I add the white-hot hatred I have for the phrase "my truth"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ejd/p)

H8R !!

Posted by: MY TROOF at October 18, 2019 10:06 AM (rpxSz)

137
Kars-4-Kids

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 10:06 AM (pNxlR)

138 The money tree beckons and those regions have been destroyed by criminals and politicians (BIRM). Posted by: BlackOrchid

the money flows both ways. yes buying drugs funds cartels ... who then bribe our (and their) dirty politicians, and/or they threaten them. (silver or lead). I don't think the American consumer of drugs is more to blame than the narco state murderous cartels.


The politicians are most to blame, because it could be stopped ... war on drugs? hey, close the border.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (Cus5s)

139 The Democrats are manufacturing an endless stream of impeachment Mcguffins. Staged and faked events, documents and fall guys. I'm sick to death of it. And the news treats it as legitimate, there by normalizing insanity. Which is terrifying.
Posted by: Max Power


The way to stop it?


Have the DoJ start arresting the coup plotters.

And fucking try them.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (sE4m0)

140 And Morons now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not there,
And hold their Memberships cardboard whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon TXMoMe day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (DMUuz)

141 In the VA waiting room, subject to the torture of the NBC morning show. Pretty sure this a Geneva Convention violation.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 18, 2019 10:08 AM (k2B/U)

142 And fucking try them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (sE4m0)
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I initially read that as "fry" them.

I think I might have a slight reading bias when it comes to the coup.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:08 AM (qC1Sy)

143 I missed it. Is Muldoon gone for good, or just on a break?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

On a break, he said, but it might be a while.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (J+mig)

144 71 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?
____________

You can determine the sex by looking at the pelvic bones. But "gender" is in the mind of the individual, and we can't know which of the 57 options he/she/it/xhe chose to express.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (k4dH2)

145 Neighbor across the street has skulls projected on their frontage as soon as the sun sets. I want to use those blasted floating skulls for target practice.
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (knNho)

!

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (arJlL)

146 Nice shoulders, fuckface

and the turd tie is a nice touch

Posted by: Skeleton at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (rpxSz)

147 142 And fucking try them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (sE4m0)
----------------

I initially read that as "fry" them.

I think I might have a slight reading bias when it comes to the coup.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:08 AM (qC1Sy)

------------------------

Funny, I read that line as "And fuck trying them"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (CAJOC)

148 Thanks Cato. I'll miss him in the meantime.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (lwiT4)

149 112 Friday, Horde! You survived another week. Here's hoping you slip smoothly into your weekend without all that "malevolent yet indifferent universe" stuff.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 09:58 AM (RD7QR)
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The only problem with Friday? It's too close to Monday.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (qC1Sy)

Oh, aren't WE a little ray of sunshine!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

150 What can I say? I like skeletons. Maybe Ace will give me a hobo skull for my desk!
+++++++++
Do ewoks have an in with the railroad bulls? This level of conspiracy is wider than I previously thought imaginable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2019 10:10 AM (I2dne)

151 Sorry John, but every sentient person knows what the Donks are doing more than anything else is to create a narrative of criminality through the selective leak of secret Congressional testimony and interviews with their impeachment putsch.


Why don't you tell your GOP Senate counterparts to start holding their own counter-narrative hearings?


This is all becoming disturbingly absurd.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (+a5lJ)

152 Change the channel pookysgirl

Posted by: Fat Jack at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (aA3+G)

153 Is there a medically recognized and approved test to determine the gender of the skeleton?


Yes.

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Do you have to have that operated on too?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (+y/Ru)

154 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin



Pat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (usCMa)

155 And fucking try them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (sE4m0)
----------------

I initially read that as "fry" them.

I think I might have a slight reading bias when it comes to the coup.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:08 AM (qC1Sy)

------------------------

Funny, I read that line as "And fuck trying them"
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Employ the power of combining them.

"And fuck trying them, fry them!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:12 AM (sE4m0)

156 Little known fact: all medical skeletons come from India, international treaty.

I think there's a skeleton farm over there....

Maybe so, but I know a guy who claimed he knew a guy who boosted a reefer near MIA and it was full of dead Haitians, stacked like cordwood, headed for some med school dissection lab. No homo.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 18, 2019 10:13 AM (Jj+59)

157 42 And fucking try them. 
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM 


Or CW2.


Which do you think is more likely?

Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 10:13 AM (keBn8)

158 Elijah, in still life?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:13 AM (cqNba)

159 Does Ace hand out Christmas bonuses to his COBs? If so that would be a fine time for Ace to give CBD his hobo skull.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 10:13 AM (Uu+Jp)

160 154 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

Pat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (usCMa)

--------------------------------

Snack

Posted by: Shamu at October 18, 2019 10:14 AM (CAJOC)

161 After 100 so,

Never been a fan of the NBA, but have to give their commissioner credit. Apparently China demanded that the coach who tweeted support of Hong Kong be fired (wonder what the mechanism was for that) and Silver said "That will never happen". Now another coach is on record as supporting the first one, so there may be hope for them after all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 18, 2019 10:14 AM (uquGJ)

162 141 In the VA waiting room, subject to the torture of the NBC morning show. Pretty sure this a Geneva Convention violation.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 18, 2019 10:08 AM (k2B/U)

Be thankful it's not Rapey Tuesday. NBC has a special on those days.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 10:14 AM (ABjxW)

163 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)

164 The way to stop it?





Have the DoJ start arresting the coup plotters.



And fucking try them.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (sE4m0)


Lets not get wobbly. Hunt them down and make them dig their own grave.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (9Om/r)

165 My word as not a Biden.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (Jj+59)

166 "Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?"

AOC?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (cqNba)

167 Erll? FML ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM


I'll admit, I was kind of wondering about that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (ejd/p)

168 Genesis ... in the day you eat of it, thou shalt surely die. What died that day? spirit, lost direct connection with God.

Yeah, Adam. Thanks a lot for that. Asshole...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (HaL55)

169 163 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)

My kid's orthodontist had a set on his desk.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (ABjxW)

170 >>Is Muldoon gone for good, or just on a break?


Just while he receives his Gender Re-Assignment and finishes up his Transition.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (ypTww)

171 160 154 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin
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Herm.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (yRAFu)

172 There once was a doc name Muldoon
Who made us all laugh like a loon.
He'd settle in his chair
And cogitate there
And then came a limerick, like BOOM!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

173 All those years hating on white folks and I don't even get 15 minutes

Posted by: Elijah the RACIST at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (rpxSz)

174 "No, I mean calvinist, Baptist, quaker, what?" Posted by: dagny

imo most institutional religion has been perverted ... I don't know what those you mentioned believe. I was raised Lutheran and now mildly resent that they made us recite the Nicene compromise creed every week. I did some kinda non-denominational stuff, left that when they said "here is our dogma, you must stick to it". I thought everyone would leave ... many did.


So I am on my own ... groups have their place, but the God to man via JC our brother/advocate relationship is sovereign, as stated in our Declaration. And I don't believe the Bible is perfect, or if it is, it has a lot of figurative language (7 day creation story), and much must be understood in light of the context, and the culture of the time ... and in light of the specific point God was making, often taken out of context to mean some other thing.


Basically, I disagree with everybody at some point, but there is a lot of common ground.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (Cus5s)

175 Gonna end up a big ole pile o dem bones.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

176 And Morons now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not there,
And hold their Memberships cardboard whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon TXMoMe day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM


*sigh*

Too far away to join y'all, but I will host a beverage or two in solidarity. Or three...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:17 AM (ejd/p)

177 167 Erll? FML ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM


I'll admit, I was kind of wondering about that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (ejd/p)

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It's always kind of amusing when one's hands are offset on the keyboard.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 10:17 AM (CAJOC)

178 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)


Rob Lowe?

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Gonna end up a big ole pile o dem bones.

And still casting votes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:18 AM (cqNba)

180 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)
+++++++++++
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2019 10:18 AM (I2dne)

181 169 163 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)


For a while, we did

Posted by: Easy Riders at October 18, 2019 10:18 AM (rpxSz)

182 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?



RBG ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 10:18 AM (arJlL)

183 166 "Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?"

AOC?
_______________

Hers are perfect for gnawing down small trees. To look at . . . . . not so perfect.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 10:18 AM (k4dH2)

184 "Hers are perfect for gnawing down small trees. To look at . . . . . not so perfect."

Form follows function.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:19 AM (cqNba)

185 171 160 154 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin
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Lonely


Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2019 10:19 AM (O2RFr)

186 Pacnt ball splatters on the front of my neighbor's house would be Art Thread worthy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:19 AM (knNho)

187 This limerick is really the worst.
The second line should have come first.
The meter's all wrong.
And this line goes on far too long.
But at least I've got the rhyming down pat..... dammit!

Posted by: The Anti-Muldoon at October 18, 2019 10:20 AM (CAJOC)

188 "Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?"

AOC?
_______________

Hers are perfect for gnawing down small trees. To look at . . . . . not so perfect.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 10:18 AM


Hey, to each his own. We think they're fabulous.

Posted by: The beavers at October 18, 2019 10:20 AM (ejd/p)

189 Hope Corinth is a soft bottom

Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 10:20 AM (rpxSz)

190 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin



Pat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (usCMa)


"Fucked by Man"

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Kalisto-

You really hate Halloween, don't you?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 18, 2019 10:20 AM (vD+o9)

192 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin
---------------
Lonely


Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2019 10:19 AM (O2RFr)


Broken McBrokeyface

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Oh, aren't WE a little ray of sunshine!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

----------

Why thank you.

Yes, I've worked hard to become this cynical.

Okay, it really wasn't work so much as a lifestyle choice I made at a very young age.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:21 AM (qC1Sy)

194 163
Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)


===========


Jesse James?

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:21 AM (WqPYg)

195 163 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (E+OcO)

--------------------------------

Don't know, but now I've got the Schoolhouse Rocks song "Exercise Your Choppers" running through my head. Thanks for that...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (CAJOC)

196 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm



Orange County Choppers?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (sE4m0)

197 I like Daniel Horne's skeletons better...Love this Dragon cover.

https://www.annarchive.com/files/Drmg126.pdf

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (iAwUQ)

198 Selfie is the one in the left!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (JFO2v)

199 So in the interest of Halloween accuracy...

Are all races represented by white ghosts, suspended from trees?

It's a not small conversation around here, amongst the 'woke' folk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (cqNba)

200 It'll be interesting to see how those leftist dumb asses respond when that "gender neutral" penguin starts trying to hump an opposite-sex penguin.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 10:23 AM (k4dH2)

201 154 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

Pat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 10:11 AM (usCMa)

I say something like:

Whyyougottausemessavehicleforyourgoddamnpoliticsimjustafuckingbird.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 10:24 AM (J+mig)

202

Squaw Liz sent out smoke signal that Facebook is helping to get Trump reelected. The already helped get him elected in 2016. Squaw must be in firewater early

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 10:24 AM (kw5n8)

203 So in the interest of Halloween accuracy...

Are all races represented by white ghosts, suspended from trees?

It's a not small conversation around here, amongst the 'woke' folk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Don't know. But all white skeletons are.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:24 AM (sE4m0)

204 Don't know, but now I've got the Schoolhouse Rocks song "Exercise Your Choppers" running through my head. Thanks for that...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla at October 18, 2019 10:24 AM (ejd/p)

205 It's a not small conversation around here, amongst the 'woke' folk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (cqNba)
-----------------

This sounds like a grenade one could toss among a bunch of leftwits that are chatting then walk away.

The potential for humor is awesome!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:24 AM (qC1Sy)

206 154
Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin


========


Opus 57

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:25 AM (WqPYg)

207 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin


========


Opus 57

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:25 AM[i/]

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:26 AM (ejd/p)

208 205 It's a not small conversation around here, amongst the 'woke' folk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (cqNba)
-----------------

This sounds like a grenade one could toss among a bunch of leftwits that are chatting then walk away.

The potential for humor is awesome!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:24 AM (qC1Sy)

That, and "what gender is a ghost?" Hilarity could ensue.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 10:26 AM (RD7QR)

209 Hey, to each his own. We think they're fabulous.
Posted by: The beavers at October 18, 2019 10:20 AM (ejd/p)
+++++++++++
WTF is wrong with Oregon?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2019 10:26 AM (I2dne)

210 Can't believe I stuck up for this guy for so long. GWB, alongside his good buddy Clenis, takes multiple jabs at PDT:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y33ttww5

Posted by: IrishEi at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (sGotD)

211 WTF is wrong with Oregon?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2019 10:26 AM (I2dne)

-------------

Portland?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (qC1Sy)

212 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin


Gender:

( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Mental Illness

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (sE4m0)

213 "My truth" bullshit. Go with His truth, no matter how painful.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (AM1GF)

214 Jesse James is in Austin now...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (UUBmN)

215 Every time an antifa becomes a skeleton, a Trumpenjager gets his gold pips.

Posted by: Clarence Bloodbody at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (lvuVz)

216 173
All those years hating on white folks and I don't even get 15 minutes

Posted by: Elijah the RACIST at October 18, 2019 10:16 AM (rpxSz)

Hell every MSM website out there wrote a worshiping article this morning. As I said earlier if they were catholic bishops he would be cannonized before he was buried.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 10:28 AM (mpXpK)

217 WTF is wrong with Oregon?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2019 10:26 AM (I2dne)

-------------

Portland?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM


Beat us to it.

Posted by: The beavers at October 18, 2019 10:28 AM (ejd/p)

218 WTF is wrong with Oregon?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Portland?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman


Also, California.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 10:28 AM (AM1GF)

219 Jeez, you limerick and nobody notices. I'll just flounce off to work now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 18, 2019 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

220 Don't you hate it when you're heading out the doer and your bowels say "evacuate now!"

Posted by: Nurse ratched>>
as someone else said:'Gotta get loose - Footloose!"

Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at October 18, 2019 10:28 AM (NTkSq)

221 Orange County Choppers?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:22 AM (sE4m0)

========

Get outta my head, rick. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:28 AM (WqPYg)

222 I would like to register a complaint. Every single time I hear the word surprise I now think about

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 18, 2019 10:29 AM (Fmkqn)

223 One of the advantages of being a lurker is that I never have to take a leave of absence, I just lurk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 10:29 AM (Uu+Jp)

224 The moon is a small celestial body. It's only the second largest object in our planetary system. American might could easily smash it to flinders by morning. Failure to grind the moon to dust is a betrayal of our ceaselessly roiled oceans, and it projects our weakness to Mars and Neptune.

Posted by: @MittRomney at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (5aX2M)

225 I would like to register a complaint. Every single time I hear the word surprise I now think about
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 18, 2019 10:29 AM


That's hardly surprising.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (ejd/p)

226 Squaw Liz sent out smoke signal that Facebook is helping to get Trump
reelected. The already helped get him elected in 2016. Squaw must be in
firewater early


Please to be 'splainin' that to us, Fauxcahontas. Because on this side of the keyboard, FacePlant is only censoring conservative speech and trying their damndest to turn us into either China or Russia by making sure your idiocy and lying is all anyone ever hears.

#WASTF it's not even funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (HaL55)

227 "Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?"

AOC?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM (cqNba)
-----------------------------------------

Nope the recently retoothed Biden the Lesser has a whole mouth full of bright white, shiny choppers. Wasn't it Ace himself who posted a before & after of BTL's meth mouth and his new Ukranian-paid-for mouth rocks?

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (oGBso)

228 Did joncelli go somewhere?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (sE4m0)

229 >> WTF is wrong with Oregon?


Anything California touches is gonna get the disease.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 10:31 AM (ypTww)

230 210
Can't believe I stuck up for this guy for so long. GWB, alongside his good buddy Clenis, takes multiple jabs at PDT:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y33ttww5

Posted by: IrishEi at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM (sGotD)

==========


Trump has brought out the green-eyed monster in many ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:31 AM (WqPYg)

231 228 Did joncelli go somewhere?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (sE4m0)

He flounced! FLOUNCED!

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

232 191. Wihy no I don't hate Halloween at all. October 31 is a VERY important date on my cov- , er religion's calendar.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:31 AM (knNho)

233 Sitting on tarmac in ATL heading to Dallas for TX MoMe.

Husband forgot his nighttime insulin, after I reminded him four times, and he's getting a diverticulitis spell.

Yay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2019 10:32 AM (2wRcR)

234 I hate Halloween. I admit it.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)

235 Nope the recently retoothed Biden the Lesser has a whole mouth full of bright white, shiny choppers. Wasn't it Ace himself who posted a before & after of BTL's meth mouth and his new Ukranian-paid-for mouth rocks?
Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (oGBso)

---------------

Yeah, crack is a bit hard on the choppers.

The pastor of the recovery church my son goes knows this up close and personal.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:33 AM (qC1Sy)

236 The guy in the painting looks like a slob.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 18, 2019 10:34 AM (tVQUs)

237 Jane,
Forgot to take it or forgot to bring it? There are pharmacy's in Corsicana if it's the latter.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:34 AM (UUBmN)

238 (how does someone make the leap from 'hates skeletons' to 'hates Halloween')

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:34 AM (knNho)

239 If it's been a year when you've lost a friend or family member, Halloween is a tough holiday to "celebrate". Especially the more gruesome and satanic aspects of it.

Carving faces on pumpkins, fine.

Going to the range and having a Pumpkin Shoot, even better!



Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 10:35 AM (oGBso)

240 The guy in the painting looks like a slob.

Posted by: Surfperch
>>
He is picking up his laundry from the cleaners though, so should be getting spiffy soon.

Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at October 18, 2019 10:35 AM (NTkSq)

241 I'll be there between 12-1 with the gang in tow.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:35 AM (UUBmN)

242 I had a lady dentist who had the most beautiful teeth I've ever seen.

Posted by: planet earth at October 18, 2019 10:35 AM (tH5fk)

243 "This sounds like a grenade one could toss among a bunch of leftwits that are chatting then walk away.

The potential for humor is awesome!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman "


You can't prove that I did that!


*Walks away, whistling innocently, and shit*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:36 AM (cqNba)

244 desock protocol.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 10:36 AM (tH5fk)

245 Neighbor across the street has skulls projected on their frontage as soon as the sun sets. I want to use those blasted floating skulls for target practice.
Posted by: kallisto
----------

Pfft. Neighbor has full sized skeletons, four of them, one climbing up on the roof, two creeping up the roof towards the dormer window, and one with it's hand on the window.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (LxqES)

246
lyric snippet for Muldoon:

Going down the city sidewalk, alone in the crowd
No one knows the lonely one whose head's in the clouds
Sad faces painted over with those magazine smiles
Heading out to somewhere, won't be back for a while

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

247
I had a lady dentist who had the most beautiful teeth I've ever seen.
Posted by: planet earth


Sure, she gets 'em wholesale.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (aKsyK)

248 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin


Gender:

( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Mental Illness

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:27 AM


(X) Pat

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (axyOa)

249 The skeleton has all the chin in that painting.

Got him beat there.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (tH5fk)

250
The moon is a small celestial body. It's only the second largest object in our planetary system. American might could easily smash it to flinders by morning. Failure to grind the moon to dust is a betrayal of our ceaselessly roiled oceans, and it projects our weakness to Mars and Neptune.
Posted by: @MittRomney at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (5aX2M)






We need to introduce Mittens to San Quentin O'Brien's Earpiece.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2019 10:38 AM (veoSD)

251 Thanks lin-duh. He's called his MD for a prescription, still hasn't heard back. Also needs a prescription for an antibiotic for the diverticulitis.

Yeesh. What a start to the day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2019 10:38 AM (2wRcR)

252 Did Muldoon completely abandon us or just stop limmericking?

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:38 AM (UUBmN)

253 Pfft. Neighbor has full sized skeletons, four of
them, one climbing up on the roof, two creeping up the roof towards the
dormer window, and one with it's hand on the window.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (LxqES)


That seems to be big this year. I'm seeing it a lot. Even the local businesses are doing stuff like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2019 10:39 AM (9Om/r)

254 The moon is a small celestial body. It's only the second largest object
in our planetary system. American might could easily smash it to
flinders by morning. Failure to grind the moon to dust is a betrayal of
our ceaselessly roiled oceans, and it projects our weakness to Mars and
Neptune.

Posted by: @MittRomney at October 18, 2019 10:30 AM (5aX2M)



Earthist...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:39 AM (HaL55)

255 >>Did Muldoon completely abandon us or just stop limmericking?


No way he could stop Limericking.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 10:39 AM (ypTww)

256 Yeah, crack is a bit hard on the choppers.

The pastor of the recovery church my son goes knows this up close and personal.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:33 AM (qC1Sy)

most street cops are familiar with what they call "meth mouth". After a couple of years, all of the meth heads teeth start to fall out of their sockets. Great drug to be addicted to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)

257 239 If it's been a year when you've lost a friend or family member, Halloween is a tough holiday to "celebrate". Especially the more gruesome and satanic aspects of it.

Carving faces on pumpkins, fine.

Going to the range and having a Pumpkin Shoot, even better!

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 10:35 AM (oGBso)

Could always go old school and celebrate it as All Saints Eve.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 10:40 AM (6GjnW)

258
Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

Tennessee Tuxedo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)

259 Cur,
Are you there today too?

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:40 AM (UUBmN)

260 The show Bones was pretty good.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 10:40 AM (FiUMj)

261 Chuck Todd did his weekly call-in spot to the "Bernie & Sid Show" over WABC NY this morning and got hot under the collar when one of the hosts brought up Biden and Ukraine, saying "I don't talk about conspiracy theories and debunked narratives." But then he says evrything Trump has done--including Syria is to "Russia's benefit."

For three years he and the rest of the media have been stating as fact that Trump colluded with Russia, but anything involving a Democrat is a conspiracy and "debunked."

When was Biden and Ukraine investigated and debunked?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

262 My grandfather had extremely beautiful teeth. He kept them in a jar of water next to his bed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)

263 We should kick the moon's ass. He's not wrong, you know.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 10:41 AM (tH5fk)

264 OK, which one of you assholes started posting in iambic pentameter and drove Muldoon away???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:41 AM (axyOa)

265 251
Thanks lin-duh. He's called his MD for a prescription, still hasn't
heard back. Also needs a prescription for an antibiotic for the
diverticulitis.



Yeesh. What a start to the day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2019 10:38 AM (2wRcR)


==========


I used to have a pretty amazing short-term memory and NEVER needed to make and notes or reminders. But now that I'm 29 twice over and forgot to go to an appointment for the first time in my life, I've finally had to break down and start making reminders in my phone on the calendar and in the "notes" app.

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:41 AM (WqPYg)

266 Who do you know who has a perfect set of choppers?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 10:15 AM

Ahnuld: GET TO THE PERFECT CHOPPUHS!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM (COzlW)

267 most street cops are familiar with what they call "meth mouth". After a couple of years, all of the meth heads teeth start to fall out of their sockets. Great drug to be addicted to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)
-----------

Maybe it was meth. Or a combination of the two. Either way, the pastor has been clean for quite a while yet still has problems with his teeth.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM (qC1Sy)

268 We should kick the moon's ass. He's not wrong, you know.
Posted by: eleven
---------

I, personally, am tired of that smug SOB smirking down at us. Just to be clear, I mean the moon. Maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM (LxqES)

269 260 The show Bones was pretty good.

I liked it a lot in the earlier seasons. Surprising amount of gore for a network show. The idea of having rotating interns fill one spot in the ensemble cast was pretty cool, and they did a lot with that idea.

Plus, David Boreanaz is conservative but he keeps it quiet so he can find work.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM (1XNk8)

270 Earthist...


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:39 AM (HaL55)

=========


Mitt thinks he himself is the largest object in our planetary system.

Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM (WqPYg)

271 Pfft. Neighbor has full sized skeletons, four of
them, one climbing up on the roof, two creeping up the roof towards the
dormer window, and one with it's hand on the window.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:37 AM (LxqES)


That seems to be big this year. I'm seeing it a lot. Even the local businesses are doing stuff like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



Great way to get rid of a pesky neighbor.
Turn them into halloween decorations

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:44 AM (sE4m0)

272 , I've finally had to break down and start making reminders in my phone on the calendar and in the "notes" app.

Posted by: ShainS
---------

The bad news is, it gets worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:44 AM (LxqES)

273 When was Biden and Ukraine investigated and debunked?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

----------------

Because we said so!!!!

Posted by: MSM newsreaders everywhere at October 18, 2019 10:44 AM (qC1Sy)

274 Has this guy never heard of hair plugs?

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at October 18, 2019 10:44 AM (79A7t)

275 Plus, David Boreanaz is conservative but he keeps it quiet so he can find work.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM (1XNk

It's funny seeing how bad of an actor he was when he started out. If you check out the early Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it looks like Joss Wheadon told him "stand here. say the words, and look pretty. That's all you have to do."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 10:45 AM (KUaJL)

276 you mis-spelled "mef mouf"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 10:45 AM (Ct55T)

277 The bad news is, it gets worse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:44 AM (LxqES)

-------------------

This is.... what were we discussing again?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:45 AM (qC1Sy)

278 It's funny seeing how bad of an actor he was when he started out. If you check out the early Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it looks like Joss Wheadon told him "stand here. say the words, and look pretty. That's all you have to do."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 10:45 AM (KUaJL)

I thought he was a lot better on Angel than on Buffy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:46 AM (1XNk8)

279
This is.... what were we discussing again?
Posted by: blake
--------

*scratches head*

Something about Romney?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:46 AM (LxqES)

280 Mitt thinks he himself is the largest object in our planetary system.


Posted by: ShainS>>
He has one of those concave mirrors, doesn't he?

Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at October 18, 2019 10:47 AM (NTkSq)

281 "This is.... what were we discussing again?"


Some penguin, named 'Pat'.

I think.


Now where did I leave my car keys?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 10:47 AM (cqNba)

282 So besides Mattis, now Admiral McCraven has decided to pipe up about Trump.
I'll ask you the same question Admiral, just what does victory look like in the Middle East? You've had 18 years to figure it out...so tell us.

Go ahead.

We're listening.



**taps fingers on desk**

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (axyOa)

283 Mitt thinks he himself is the largest object in our planetary system.

No, that honor belongs to Her Heinous' Ever-Expanding Black Hole of Ego.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (HaL55)

284 As my BIL says, there's nothing wrong with my memory...it's my recollection that isn't working very well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (LxqES)

285 The bad news is, it gets worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer>>Yeah, tell me about.. uh.. what were we talking about?

Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (NTkSq)

286 Great way to get rid of a pesky neighbor.
Turn them into halloween decorations
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:44 AM

Other neighbors, months later, talking to the media: We had no idea! We just thought they were really lifelike! We never connected it to Dave and Cynthia's disappearance.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (COzlW)

287 The new invasion of Europe: https://tinyurl.com/yxa7c4kg

Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (2KYgn)

288 Kalisto,

Just because I was thinking there would be a lot of skeletons on display at Halloween...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (vD+o9)

289 Just heard something on the radio that the CDC is reporting Georgia has less than 90% of student vaccinated, a dangerously low number.
Of course, the implication is these ignorant southern rednecks don't vaccinate their kids. Unmentioned this was never a problem until the explosion of illegals and anchor babies the past decade or so. I'd bet 90% of the un-vaccinated kids fall in that category. If there is CDC data on that it will never see light of day.

Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (MxEKc)

290 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 10:45 AM (KUaJL)

And he did that to perfection (at least in my memory, which is from re-watches over 10 years ago).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (uquGJ)

291 Car elevator cancer rays gay-haircut-rape dog on the roof non-taxpaying bastard says what?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (1XNk8)

292 I hope they strip Retired Admiral Mcraven of every ounce of benefits and pay as a result of his NYT op ed.

Can't even...


Fucking liberals

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (h41rK)

293 Other neighbors, months later, talking to the media: We had no idea! We just thought they were really lifelike! We never connected it to Dave and Cynthia's disappearance.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 10:48 AM (COzlW)
------------

That made me laugh.

Thanks.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (qC1Sy)

294 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

--

Did they pick penguins because the females are incapable of adequately caring for the young the males take care of the eggs and that is somehow not a male thing to do?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (krYGQ)

295 Now where did I leave my car keys?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
---------

Well, they were in your hand a minute ago...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (LxqES)

296 Mitt thinks he himself is the largest object in our planetary system.


Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2019 10:43 AM



***

There are a lot of egos in DC who think the same thing.
Some even work in the Pentagon.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM (axyOa)

297 I thought he was a lot better on Angel than on Buffy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:46 AM (1XNk

Well, Angel was spun off after he was on Buffy for like 3 years, so by then he'd had some chance to practice.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM (KUaJL)

298 Jeez, you limerick and nobody notices. I'll just flounce off to work now.


Joncelli's step lost its bounce
His limerick took every last ounce
And when despite that
The whole thing fell flat
He left with an audible flounce

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM (wzVKm)

299 Safe travels to all the Morons and Ette's travelling to Texas, I remain jealous and hope you all have a blast. Maybe next year....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM (vFE9h)

300 Well, Angel was spun off after he was on Buffy for like 3 years, so by then he'd had some chance to practice.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM (KUaJL)

And as the lead character, just being a pretty boy wasn't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:51 AM (1XNk8)

301 271 . There's a guy who has The Four Horseman skeletons, on full size horsey skeletons, set up on his postage stamp front yard. Another target opportunity , methinks.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:51 AM (knNho)

302 And he did that to perfection (at least in my memory, which is from re-watches over 10 years ago).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (uquGJ)
----------------

You like the scene where he was chained to a wall without a shirt, don't you?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:51 AM (qC1Sy)

303 I want to remove Trump from office.

What did he do?

Well, nothing, but I don't think his values are good.

What values?

Well, fighting endless wars is an American value.

Uh, no it's not, jagoff

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2019 10:51 AM (h41rK)

304 293 I hope they strip Retired Admiral Mcraven of every ounce of benefits and pay as a result of his NYT op ed.


They are certainly piling on...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2019 10:51 AM (O2RFr)

305 I've finally had to break down and start making reminders in my phone on the calendar and in the "notes" app.

Posted by: ShainS
-----
I just turned 29 today and have been doing this for years!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:52 AM (UUBmN)

306 Other neighbors, months later, talking to the media: We had no idea! We just thought they were really lifelike! We never connected it to Dave and Cynthia's disappearance.
Posted by: JuJuBee


And their little dog, Toto, too! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:52 AM (sE4m0)

307 And he did that to perfection (at least in my memory, which is from re-watches over 10 years ago).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 18, 2019 10:49 AM (uquGJ)

I'd probably bet money that the character of Angel influenced Stephanie Meyer for Edward in Twilight.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 10:52 AM (KUaJL)

308 When was Biden and Ukraine investigated and debunked?

It wasn't and Chuckles Todd knows that. It's why he feels compelled to lie incessantly about the evidence of Biden's corruption that everybody has already seen and heard about. Maybe he thinks if he keeps saying that, it'll eventually become true.


Keep dreamcasting, Chuck. You sound like the imbecile you are. Oh, and nobody believes you and your lying bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:52 AM (HaL55)

309 Joncelli's step lost its bounce
His limerick took every last ounce
And when despite that
The whole thing fell flat
He left with an audible flounce
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM


Learned well from Muldoon, you have.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 10:53 AM (ejd/p)

310 There's a guy who has The Four Horseman skeletons, on full size horsey skeletons, set up on his postage stamp front yard. Another target opportunity , methinks.
Posted by: kallisto


I would respect that more if the horsemen were showing dismay from the horses missing legs and being up on cinder blocks.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (AM1GF)

311 When was Biden and Ukraine investigated and debunked?

--

Like that pizza restaurant thing. It was debunked the moment they asked Biden if it was a conspiracy theory.

Turns out it was!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (krYGQ)

312 What strange times we live in that we've become the counter-culture against a warmongering UniParty.

We smell a hell of a lot better than the hippies did, though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (1XNk8)

313 Joncelli's step lost its bounce
His limerick took every last ounce
And when despite that
The whole thing fell flat
He left with an audible flounce
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM

Learned well from Muldoon, you have.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Has anyone seen Bander and Muldoon in the same room together?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (sE4m0)

314 Surprise is our chief weapon.

Posted by: Anal at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (usCMa)

315 314 Surprise is our chief weapon.

Posted by: Anal at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (usCMa)

Surprise and fear.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 10:55 AM (6GjnW)

316 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

What are they going to do when the public chooses Tranny McTranface?

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (9VeU0)

317 288. I'm actually getting ready to do a Halloween project with the kiddos. No human bone product will be involved though. I euen found bats with cutesy faces!

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (knNho)

318 Mcraven is basically a kid who's been told he can't take his BB gun out to shoot birds. All these fuckers are throwing a temper tantrum.

The Kurds have been around for eons fighting tribal wars over patches of dirt and rocks.

Yes, I can see the strategery in getting Americans killed for that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (h41rK)

319 312 What strange times we live in that we've become the counter-culture against a warmongering UniParty.

We smell a hell of a lot better than the hippies did, though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (1XNk

"Grow a man-bun and quit your job, you filthy shirt-tucker!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (Ct55T)

320 did I leave my car keys?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Skeleton up on the roof took 'em.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (COzlW)

321 Keep dreamcasting, Chuck. You sound like the imbecile you are. Oh, and nobody believes you and your lying bullshit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 10:52 AM (HaL55)

That's the other thing about Todd that's so infuriating. He really is a dolt, not quick on his feet at all. Dopey.
The two morning jocks had him dead to rights and pulled their punches because he has a spot on their show and didn't want to be rude to him, but he just hems and haws and um's an uh's --he really has no clue.
Who did he BLOW to get that cushy gig?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 10:57 AM (NFEMn)

322 301 271 . There's a guy who has The Four Horseman skeletons, on full size horsey skeletons, set up on his postage stamp front yard. Another target opportunity , methinks.
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:51 AM (knNho)

Sounds like a Dexter fan.

Posted by: Kris at October 18, 2019 10:57 AM (OyyDO)

323 Who was that general that Barky fired, McCrystal? If Barky hated him he must have been a good guy. Should get him to start writing op-eds

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 10:57 AM (oGBso)

324 I just turned 29 today and have been doing this for years!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 10:52 AM (UUBmN)

---------------

That's right, you mentioned this was the 11th celebration of your 29th yesterday.

Happy birthday!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:57 AM (qC1Sy)

325 McCraven - very, very good lifelong friend of Karen Tumulty, Washington Post columnist formerly of Time magazine and LA Times. Tumulty recently wrote a column practically begging TFG to return and save us from PDT. 'Memba that?

This is who McCraven is, and this is the company he keeps.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 18, 2019 10:57 AM (sGotD)

326 "Grow a man-bun and quit your job, you filthy shirt-tucker!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (Ct55T)


Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2019 10:58 AM (h41rK)

327 Mcraven is basically a kid who's been told he can't take his BB gun out to shoot birds. All these fuckers are throwing a temper tantrum.
---------

Pretty sure I warned you about this...

Posted by: Ike at October 18, 2019 10:58 AM (LxqES)

328 317 288. I'm actually getting ready to do a Halloween project with the kiddos. No human bone product will be involved though. I euen found bats with cutesy faces!
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 10:56 AM (knNho)

-----------------

Uh, Pelosi hardly has a cutesy face....

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 10:58 AM (qC1Sy)

329 298 Jeez, you limerick and nobody notices. I'll just flounce off to work now.


Joncelli's step lost its bounce
His limerick took every last ounce
And when despite that
The whole thing fell flat
He left with an audible flounce
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 10:50 AM (wzVKm)

And dammit, I laughed at that.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

330 When I was a little kid in public school they literally lined you up and marched you by a nurse (before kindergarten and then at other appropriate grade levels) and gave you a shot.


I wonder when that went out the window?

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 10:59 AM (nRWPy)

331 I will grow a man-bun on the twelfth of never.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:59 AM (1XNk8)

332 So what's the upshot of this whole Mulvaney mess? My leftie buddy was trying to make all kinds of hay over it, and I had not heard anything about anything about it....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 10:59 AM (Ct55T)

333 For some reason this painting made me think of Ignatius Reilly - Confederacy of Dunces.

Which then made me think of Cuck Schemer, Natzi Pelosi and Stoney Holla


I might be having a stroke? Is that burnt toast I smell?

Posted by: simplemind at October 18, 2019 10:59 AM (hs76R)

334 Brunhilde, the way I deal with all the skeletonage this time of year is to consider them targets, and 'pew-pew' them in my mind's eye.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (knNho)

335 So if Congress does their job exercises their authority, and declares war, will Trump faithfully execute their declaration?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (cqNba)

336 Some moron (probably JJ, possibly sidebar) posted a link to an interesting and informative article on the Kurdish Turkeys. I'll see if I can dig it up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (krYGQ)

337 What strange times we live in that we've become the counter-culture against a warmongering UniParty.

We smell a hell of a lot better than the hippies did, though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (1XNk

I know. Trump sounds like a 60's Peacenik at times--always talking about caskets coming home ( I thought you weren't supposed to do that ?) but the same Left that was all code pink and "let's jail War Criminal Cheney!" during the '00's hates Trump's guts.

Strange times indeed.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

338 Kalisto,

For fun Halloween kid projects, check out recipes for simple but funny foods and drinks, like mummy dogs (wrapping hotdogs with strips of canned biscuit dough), green or orange sherbet punch, and little cheese bites with olive and caper with "eyeballs". My nieces and nephews love making those things!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (vD+o9)

339 This same military industrial complex that Kennedy and Truman warned everyone about.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (h41rK)

340 Self-Portrait With Skeleton

The message is clear: do not make fun of his tie.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (CDGwz)

341 Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (AM1GF)

Lol.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (uquGJ)

342 I swatted a bat off my screen door early one morning, so hard I killed it. And then I felt bad. Poor blind little creature got caught out past sunrise and got confused and I murdered it. It folded its little wings over its head when it died.

How come I can shoot a deer but I feel bad over killing a bat?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (1XNk8)

343 Today is my 33rd anniversary and hubby just drove off to visit his sick dad. He apologized. I said, "Whoa, you know I'm not like that." He says he knows, but felt the need to say so. That's better than the other scenario by far.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (nRWPy)

344 Surprise is our chief weapon.

Posted by: Anal at October 18, 2019 10:54 AM (usCMa)

Surprise and fear.
====
and fanatical devotion to an ewok.

Posted by: simplemind at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (cCPLc)

345 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

What are they going to do when the public chooses Tranny McTranface?
Posted by: blaster


What are they going to do when she lays an egg?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (sE4m0)

346 So besides Mattis, now Admiral McCraven has decided to pipe up about Trump.
I'll ask you the same question Admiral, just what does victory look like in the Middle East? You've had 18 years to figure it out...so tell us.

Go ahead.

We're listening.



**taps fingers on desk**
Posted by: Diogenes


They want eternal engagement with "the enemy". And frankly, as long as Islam exists (and it's not going anywhere), ISIS or some group like ISIS will keep springing up. But we should realize that constantly stamping out these anthills will not put the anthills out of business. There will be new ones tomorrow.

So McRaven can say...."See! I was right!!"

And it really pains me that Mattis goes there, but Mattis as SecDef forgot who he was working for. Which is why he got fired as SecDef.

McRaven is an ass, so fuck that guy in particular. Oh yeah, he was SEAL once. Good for you, fuckballs.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (vcOmj)

347 So what's the upshot of this whole Mulvaney mess? My leftie buddy was trying to make all kinds of hay over it, and I had not heard anything about anything about it....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 10:59 AM (Ct55T)

I forgot exactly what he said, but they twisted what he said to sound like " ADMITS THERE WAS A QUID PRO QUO!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:02 AM (NFEMn)

348 How come I can shoot a deer but I feel bad over killing a bat?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (1XNk

because deer are vermin and bats are lovely, useful little creatures.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:02 AM (Ct55T)

349 Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:01 AM (1XNk

Because bats aren't delicious?

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

350 I swatted a bat off my screen door early one morning, so hard I killed it. And then I felt bad. Poor blind little creature got caught out past sunrise and got confused and I murdered it. It folded its little wings over its head when it died.

How come I can shoot a deer but I feel bad over killing a bat?

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Intent. You didn't mean to kill the bat.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (sE4m0)

351 >>How come I can shoot a deer but I feel bad over killing a bat?


You aren't gonna eat the bat, are you?


There's your reason.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (ypTww)

352 Does it identify as a Penguin or Pencilguin? Just name the damn thing Bic and be done with it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (COzlW)

353 I forgot exactly what he said, but they twisted what he said to sound like " ADMITS THERE WAS A QUID PRO QUO!!"
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:02 AM (NFEMn)

That's what I figured... my initial reaction was, "so what? Mulvaney doesn't have anything to do with it, so what would he know?"... and then, "So what? I haven't heard it but he most likely was speaking hypothetically."

And then... "Shut up. Go away."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (Ct55T)

354 Found it. Worth a read.

"For now, though, the blunt facts are that the PKK is a terrorist organization and Turkey is our ally."

https://tinyurl.com/yxjmrdum

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (krYGQ)

355
They want eternal engagement with "the enemy". And frankly, as long as Islam exists (and it's not going anywhere), ISIS or some group like ISIS will keep springing up. But we should realize that constantly stamping out these anthills will not put the anthills out of business. There will be new ones tomorrow.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ It's a chess game. We need to have a presence "there" at all times otherwise Russia will fill the void.

There was a time I would agree with that. But no more.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (NFEMn)

356
Strange times indeed.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

Just occurred to me what a huge turning point it was when Trump when after Dubya's wars in that debate (another one of those "TRUMP IS FINISHED NOW!!!" moments in the legacy conservative media the next day.)

And his polls went up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (1XNk8)

357 Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto have been stalwart allies of the American people. As long as they remain in our enemy Jupiter's orbit, we lose at home, and abroad. Until we annihilate this gas giant, and return these moons to their rightful place around Saturn and her mighty rings, the United States is derelict in her duty, and history will judge our callow, crass President as an unfit disgrace to his office.

Posted by: @MittRomney at October 18, 2019 11:04 AM (G/iPE)

358 I drove over a turtle in 1983. So, yeah, killing the innocent sucks. But hey, killing your own innocent child is a "right!"

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)

359 332 So what's the upshot of this whole Mulvaney mess? My leftie buddy was trying to make all kinds of hay over it, and I had not heard anything about anything about it....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 10:59 AM (Ct55T)


Mulvaney said "well, yeah, part of the reason we were withholding money was that we were concerned about the Ukrainian corruption in the 2016 election."

The press ran out and said "Mulvaney admits quid pro quo!"

So Mulvaney says "you dunces that isn't what I said, this is what I said, I will say it again."

And the press ran out and said "Mulvaney walks back admission of guilt!"

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:04 AM (9VeU0)

360 garrett gets it in one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:04 AM (krYGQ)

361 When I was a little kid in public school they literally lined you up and marched you by a nurse (before kindergarten and then at other appropriate grade levels) and gave you a shot.


I wonder when that went out the window?
Posted by: dagny


About the time they eradicated polio.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:04 AM (sE4m0)

362 uh, oh.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:05 AM (PEQpV)

363 Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their "Gender-Neutral" Penguin

How about 'Honest Democrat'.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:05 AM (cfSLd)

364 Intent. You didn't mean to kill the bat.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (sE4m0)

Yep. And I didn't intend to make use of it as food. Tied together, that's the difference.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:05 AM (1XNk8)

365 "You got bat gumbo, fried bat, breaded bat, bat sausage, bat po boys, bat pate, creamed chipped bat, bat au poivre, and uh, I guess that's about it"


-- Batman

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 11:05 AM (wzVKm)

366 How come I can shoot a deer but I feel bad over killing a bat?

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Intent. You didn't mean to kill the bat.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (sE4m0)

And you certainly didn't intend to eat the bat.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:05 AM (NFEMn)

367 I drove over a turtle in 1983. So, yeah, killing the innocent sucks. But hey, killing your own innocent child is a "right!"
Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)


Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (9VeU0)

368 336 Some moron (probably JJ, possibly sidebar) posted a link to an interesting and informative article on the Kurdish Turkeys. I'll see if I can dig it up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (krYGQ)

It'd be funny if the Turks and Kurds ever unified.

They'd be Turds.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (J+mig)

369 The kids are free to decorate pumpkins with grisly faces if they wish. But I painted daisies and hearts and a peace sign on one as an example in the event one of them wants to go the hippiechick route.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (knNho)

370 Need to get to the range to practice my Come and Take It shots.

Posted by: Galil at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (Pzzpr)

371 Don't forget pancake BATter, cooker BATter, etc.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (nRWPy)

372 News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
2m
BREAKING: NBC News will not open an outside investigation into the sexual misconduct allegations against Matt Lauer - The Hill

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (BqBId)

373 As soon as a Democrat says he didn't do it, the media declares the accusation debunked.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (Uu+Jp)

374 "You got bat gumbo, fried bat, breaded bat, bat sausage, bat po boys,
bat pate, creamed chipped bat, bat au poivre, and uh, I guess that's
about it"





-- Batman


No Buffalo Bat Wings?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (HaL55)

375 Who was that general that Barky fired, McCrystal? If Barky hated him he must have been a good guy. Should get him to start writing op-eds
Posted by: Boots

No. McChrystal worshipped Obama, and still couldn't understand why he got fired. He's a big Lefty officer too.

Face it, the armed services are bery paternal organization, and it's very likely that most of the top officers think the same way, in terms of government paternalism (ie, socialism) about everything. They have to constantly petition Congress for more money for everything, so they are used to groveling and begging and that's how they get trained and promoted.

The notion that the military is "conservative" stems from the idea that they are patriots and want what is best for the country. From their perspective.

When the time comes, they will side with whomever is in charge, and they will do what they are told....for the good of us all. Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 18, 2019 11:07 AM (vcOmj)

376 I'm friends with an old man who has hunted, trapped, caught, and eaten almost any and every animal that moves around here. I'll have to ask him if he's ever eaten bat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:07 AM (krYGQ)

377 ISIS is the magical enemy. Nobody gives a fuck about Lashkar e Taiba, Boko Haram, that weird bunch of nutsacks from Indonesia whose name I forget... there are violent muzzie gangs all over the damn world is my point, and nobody ever got on JEF's ginch about the fact that they even exist... all that matters is what "they" think they can cash in on to Git Drumpf.

*spit*

It's just boring, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:08 AM (Ct55T)

378 They want eternal engagement with "the enemy". And frankly, as long as Islam exists (and it's not going anywhere), ISIS or some group like ISIS will keep springing up. But we should realize that constantly stamping out these anthills will not put the anthills out of business. There will be new ones tomorrow.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ It's a chess game. We need to have a presence "there" at all times otherwise Russia will fill the void.

There was a time I would agree with that. But no more.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:03 AM (NFEMn)

If Russia wants the Middle Esst, I say let them have it. Better them than the Chinese, and the whole region is nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:08 AM (J+mig)

379 BREAKING: NBC News will not open an outside investigation into the sexual misconduct allegations against Matt Lauer - The Hill

--

"We asked Matt and he said it was a conspiracy theory."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:08 AM (krYGQ)

380 I'm not much for piercings, but that head-bolt looks pretty cool.

Posted by: gp, Kwakwaka'wakw Carver/Artist at October 18, 2019 11:08 AM (mk9aG)

381
He is gonna jump her bones when the painter goes away, Major Boners on chest xylophone.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 11:09 AM (5IHGB)

382 I miss Muldoon.

He'd have some real pun with this art.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 10:01 AM (axyOa)



I missed it. Is Muldoon gone for good, or just on a break?


Posted by: grammie winger
=====
Oh, I will miss him.

Hurry back poet laureate of AOSHQ

Posted by: simplemind at October 18, 2019 11:09 AM (uEI22)

383 Some military are conservatives some see the left as the route to more power. It's not that different than any other place, maybe a bit more manly, less they, but that's it.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 11:09 AM (nRWPy)

384 This guy doesn't care much for Shemp Smith.

https://bit.ly/2J0VONZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 11:09 AM (+y/Ru)

385 News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
2m
BREAKING: NBC News will not open an outside investigation into the sexual misconduct allegations against Matt Lauer - The Hill
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (BqBId)

So it's officially "debunked?"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 11:09 AM (NFEMn)

386 Someone brought up Mike Wallace and the Marine the other day. Liberals have a reduced amygdala, and so can only process danger through a change in social status. The observations of conservatives and liberals about a debate they were both watching would be two circles on a venn diagram. With one carefully listening to the choice of words, and the other seeing the posture and tone.

https://tinyurl.com/y2r3p9hz

At the heart of this issue, liberals will be very pro-war on topic that do not benefit the US. Anything that DOES benefit the US will be considered "blood for oil".
This blogger comes to the conclusion in 2012 that it is your civic duty to "trigger the libs".

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (LxTcq)

387 336 Some moron (probably JJ, possibly sidebar) posted a link to an interesting and informative article on the Kurdish Turkeys. I'll see if I can dig it up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:00 AM (krYGQ)


This morning. We All Slam for I Slam section.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (zBaqJ)

388 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ypTww)

389 ""We asked Matt and he said it was a conspiracy theory."

Well... there you have it.


Status of claim: Debunked.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (cqNba)

390 Robert Mueller exonerated Matt Lauer.

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (LxTcq)

391 If Russia wants the Middle Esst, I say let them have it. Better them
than the Chinese, and the whole region is nothing but trouble.


China and Russia can fight over that part of the world forever AFAIAC. We don't need them for oil any more, thank PDT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 11:11 AM (HaL55)

392 BREAKING: NBC News will not open an outside investigation into the sexual misconduct allegations against Matt Lauer - The Hill
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (BqBId)

"NBC News approves of rape buttons and rape."

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 18, 2019 11:11 AM (nNEcr)

393 This morning. We All Slam for I Slam section.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (zBaqJ)

--

Holy crap. My time machine is apparently invented later today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:12 AM (krYGQ)

394 Jumping in to ask a question, Sotomayor broke the "two minute rule" that allows attorneys before the court to begin arguments for two minutes without being interrupted by a justice.

Roberts shut her down. This obese slob can't go into a diabetic comma fast enough.

Posted by: Galil at October 18, 2019 11:12 AM (Pzzpr)

395 >> This morning. We All Slam for I Slam section.


Nobody reads the Content.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:12 AM (ypTww)

396 392. Man. Couldn't find a reputable law firm willing to clear them, no matter the price. That says it all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 18, 2019 11:13 AM (wGbBR)

397 362 uh, oh.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:05 AM (PEQpV)

Um, would you like to expand on that?

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

398
Why is everyone always calling Corgis? Who is Corgis? Is this some other Ukranian oligarch?

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2019 11:13 AM (rXie1)

399 On PredictIt, OrnageManBad is at 41, Warren is at 28. This might be a pretty good play. Buy both. The odds are overwhelmingly good one of the two wins. You win 100 for the price of 69. Pretty good risk/reward.

And also on Predict, while OrangeManBad is at 41, GOP2020 is at 45. Which means there is some betting happening where people think a Republican other than Trump wins in 2020.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:14 AM (FiUMj)

400 There once was a man from Killington...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:14 AM (Ct55T)

401 Nood ape

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

402 375 ..The notion that the military is "conservative" stems from the idea that they are patriots and want what is best for the country. From their perspective.

When the time comes, they will side with whomever is in charge, and they will do what they are told.....
----------------------------

And that's terrifying when you think about it. After WWII the trials exposed all the members of Germany's military who "were just following orders".

That's why President Trump is The Wall in many ways, and if the dems cheat their way to the WH in 2020 things will get bad in a hurry.

They bumbled their way to a loss in 2016, they are deadly serious about not letting that happen again.

Posted by: Boots at October 18, 2019 11:15 AM (oGBso)

403
"NBC News approves of rape buttons and rape."

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


you said "rape" twice

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 11:15 AM (d7Ww2)

404 Nood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:15 AM (qC1Sy)

405 Why is everyone always calling Corgis?


It's called in-group speak, it's a way of differentiating the tribe from outsiders. It can be repeated jokes, memes, or arrant nonsense by which all of the users of in-group language recognize each other and identify non-group members.

Loser.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (wzVKm)

406 12
I just read that there's now a gay cereal! Does everything have to be about sex? No banana in my cereal any longer.

Posted by: concerned people's front at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (NM/OW)


Now? You never had Lucky Charms before?

Posted by: TheHoser at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (IDjUx)

407 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ypTww)

Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

408 The leader of the peloton
Looked like a skeleton
All muscle no fat
What could go wrong?
He gulped pills like Armstrong

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (rXie1)

409 BREAKING: NBC News will not open an outside investigation into the sexual misconduct allegations against Matt Lauer -

as ace pointed out, if NBC is paying for it, it isn't an outside investigation. it is at most preparation for a legal battle.

what I guess this means is that Lauer didn't break a law when he broke in a sphincter.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:17 AM (PEQpV)

410
405 Why is everyone always calling Corgis?


It's called in-group speak, it's a way of differentiating the tribe from outsiders. It can be repeated jokes, memes, or arrant nonsense by which all of the users of in-group language recognize each other and identify non-group members.

Loser.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (wzVKm)



Wow. Touchy. Sweetie, I've been around here since 2004.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (rXie1)

411 noodlum

Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (NTkSq)

412 what I guess this means is that Lauer didn't break a law when he broke in a sphincter.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:17 AM (PEQpV)


What it really means is they figure they can get away with it.

Memba when CBS did the investigation of Les Moonves? What happened then? Not much. NBC figures they can skip the kabuki.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (9VeU0)

413 A limey friend of mine comments on Brexit with a new twist on an old slogan.

Better dead than a globalist shit head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

414 Klaatu barada nikto

Posted by: Ironwood at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (n5L++)

The Morning Report - 10/17/19

jivemitt.jpg

Good morning kids. The weekend is here and there's a lot of stuff happening all at once so let's dive in and start with the wretched flea circus that is this impeachment illusion/delusion. I feel kind of foolish for not having immediately smelled a rat when Nancy Palsi caused a scene and stormed out of the White House meeting about the Turkey-Syria situation. She pulled that not-so-cunning stunt at least once before with the infrastructure discussion. In any case, with the allegations about extorting Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joey Bidet now completely exploded, and Schiff-for-Brains exposed as more than likely behind the creation of that smear, along with revelations about real graft and corruption out the wazoo emanating from there and China involving Bidet and other Dems and RINOs, what else is left for her to do? Ol' Yeller Mark Levin makes an excellent observation. If Trump really was the unhinged raving loon at that meeting, why were Palsi and Cuck the only Democrats in the room to leave and, as luck would have it, exit with a gaggle of reporters conveniently awaiting them right outside the door? QED.

And now the Democrat-Media Complex is shrieking about, and twisting the words of, White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney about supposedly withholding funds from Ukraine pending its investigations of interference in our 2016 election. Cue the Ben Roethlisberger cap-lock: It's funny because the Democrat-controlled House passed a bill suspending any transactions with Russia pending its cooperation in election interference. That is to say a Quid Pro Quo bill. Laughable were it not so embarrassing and damaging to the nation. But will to power's gonna will, right?

Circling back to the real criminals, that $50,000 monthly "salary" that Hunter Bidet is reported to have received from Ukie gas company Burisma is a bit murkier and shadier than just fee implies, and involves a lot more money. The meth-head-poon-hound VP's failure of a son is involved in some sort of investment firm with direct ties to the Chi-Coms that is laundering all kinds of do-re-mi his way, arguably as a (heh) quid pro quo influence peddling payment for Papa.

Finally, we look at the source from whence all of this sewage sprang, and that was the original attempt by Clinton, Obama and the Deep State to take out Trump pre- and post-November 2016. Margot Cleveland and Roger Simon delve into the ramifications of getting at the information stored on Joseph Mifsud's cell phones. For those without a libretto handy, Joseph Mifsud, playing the part of Yum-Yum, was not a "Russian agent" but, per Ms. Cleveland:

...Mifsud was the man whose tip to young Trump volunteer advisor George Papadopoulos, that the Russians had dirt on Hillary Clinton, supposedly formed the basis for the FBI to launch Crossfire Hurricane's targeting of the Trump campaign in late July 2016. Yet no one bothered to interview Mifsud until six months later, when he traveled to D.C. to speak at a conference sponsored by the State Department.

And then the FBI let him go, later blaming Papadopoulos for their inability to properly question the purported Russian agent. Mueller seemed equally uninterested in Mifsud - a strange position to take toward a putative enemy agent...

This plus the concoction of the Steele Dossier and Comey's and Clapper's revealing it to the President that allowed them to leak it to the media got this whole thing going. Speaking of corrupted intelligence and law enforcement, Christopher Wray is turning out to be a seat-warmer for James Comey, and a lead-lined curtain encasing the FBI. Total Deep State stooge, IMHO.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

ALSO: The Morning Report is cross-posted at CutJibNewsletter.com if you want to continue the conversation all day.

Follow us on Twitter: @CutJibNews

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1 Many thanks JJ Happy Fricking Friday!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

2 MOANING REPORT

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 07:32 AM (5IHGB)

3 Nice!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

4 Wow!

Posted by: pawn at October 18, 2019 07:32 AM (PveK5)

5 Top 100!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 07:33 AM (sE4m0)

6 and like a bad case of the clap
I have returned!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:34 AM (z9rum)

7

R.Henning @ Texas you Sir should be at the T Rally. Bugger off!!

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 07:34 AM (5IHGB)

8 Happy Friday horde !
And THANK YOU JJ !

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2019 07:35 AM (KvRqW)

9 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 18, 2019 07:36 AM (81OU+)

10 NCJ




Welcome back, brother.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba)

11

The SCHIFF will come up tomorrow and tomorrow
to chase our cares away..........

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 07:37 AM (5IHGB)

12 serious question
if I recall correctly, the JEF put like 1300 minions in high placed government positions right before he left
why didn't orangemanbad fire them right away?

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:38 AM (z9rum)

13 10 yo VIA
im still around, I just pretty much read the content
yeah I know, crazy, huh?

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:39 AM (z9rum)

14
Good Morning Morons




LOL Jive Turkey - Damn right

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:39 AM (mpXpK)

15 See... I knew if I started typing something...

Something for Salty and illiniwek towards bottom (718?) of ont.

Not to read the rant and be 100 comments behind when I get back.

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2019 07:39 AM (8DvH0)

16 The split is so profound that it is hard to know how to mend it unless there is a complete reckoning with all of those who are willing to destroy the country to advance their own interests, from Jack Tapper and all of CNN to the traitors Brennan, Clapper, and Comey. And of course, all roads lead back to the anointed one--BHO.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 18, 2019 07:39 AM (vgGyZ)

17 " I just pretty much read the content
yeah I know, crazy, huh?"

I've heard of folk what do that.

I just assumed it was all crazy talk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:40 AM (cqNba)

18 @12


Because he transitioned them from political appointees to federal workers.


It's virtually impossible to fire federal workers.


Fun Fact:

Valerie Jarett and Ben Rhodes still work in the federal government.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 07:40 AM (sEAHD)

19 Good Morning Ya'll

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at October 18, 2019 07:41 AM (b1kni)

20 Polls.....


And the Democrats live by them.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/345649/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:41 AM (cqNba)

21 17 well still wont read the movie reviews of course, i don't have four or five free days

18 i didn't know that but im not shocked either
this government needs a serious time out

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:44 AM (z9rum)

22 Good morning.

Huber will come!

In #twoweeks.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 07:44 AM (ZfRYq)

23 J.J.

That Quid pro Quo shit.


I just watched the lies being reported again this morning.

Mrs VIA looked at me and said...'Da Fuqua?"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:44 AM (cqNba)

24 Glad to see Obama endorses black face, now the kids and adults are safe on Halloween night to go black face. Obama endorses Trudeau...

Posted by: MSM at October 18, 2019 07:45 AM (GxwvA)

25 New York Congresscrook Carolyn Maloney has been tapped to temporarily
replace the late Elijah Cummings for the top slot on Oversight



She has a CR rating of 19. Not any better than Cummings.




Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

26 I find it endlessly fascinating how Trump is turning the entire liberal establishment into fierce advocates for foreign military involvement. This startling reality is not getting enough attention. All the peacenik cries to "bring the troops home" and America is a "warmonger" -- gone. Now they're attacking Trump for doing exactly what they screamed about doing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:45 AM (H8QX8)

27 Apple CEO Tim Cook Begs for Mike Lees Green Card Giveaway to Big Tech

I know no one that this is applicable to will read but I need to get this off my brain.

Hey American high school student or college student, look down at that device in your hand. Is it an Apple? Is it cool? Well, Apple hates you. With American laws and right to work you are free to work for Apple, learn new skills, and then pack up and leave for better wages. Apple knows that and has based much of their economics on semi slave green card workers.

These people are brought to the US to take your jobs, works for less than you will, and be owned by Apple. The green card is owned by the company and loaned to the worker.

oh yeah, Fuck You Sen Lee of Ufuckingtah!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 07:45 AM (JFO2v)

28

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS...................


reclines on chaise longue with grape peeling bints stuffing......POOF!!! life is but a dream if you are a Democrat.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 07:46 AM (5IHGB)

29 So Saint Gabby's organ grinder is running for the Senate while being up to his bald dome in ChiCom money? I assume the Arizona GOP is capable of coming up with a non McCain/Flake type to point that out or has that state party just a bunch of Cindy McCain country clubber types?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 07:46 AM (y7DUB)

30 How bad must it become in Syria before Congress exercises it's authority to declare war?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:46 AM (cqNba)

31 7

R.Henning @ Texas you Sir should be at the T Rally. Bugger off!!
Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 07:34 AM (5IHGB)

https://tinyurl.com/yx96nt9p

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

32 That stunt was vintage Pelosi and clearly predetermined. Trump could have offered her a cup of water in response to her insult, and she still would have had to find a way to storm out with those two in tow.

All the dems have against Trump is theatrics, sound bites, and a complicit/aligned MSM.

Posted by: DC at October 18, 2019 07:48 AM (/TvO8)

33 30 it would take away from their orange man bad trials

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:48 AM (z9rum)

34 Why does Andy Lack have a job? NO, the question is why does NBC have a broadcast license. Maybe I'm too old school, but isn't there a form of morals clause in a broadcast license? Cant the FCC revoke a license for immoral conduct? Seriously, shut them down until they clean house. (I am not sure about cable, but even cable uses satellite tech to distribute content). Make them pay for their sick misogynistic behavior.

Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at October 18, 2019 07:48 AM (ldXWf)

35
Voters Souring on Several Vulnerable GOP Senators


I won't go look it iup but I would bet they are all RINOs and DIABLOs like Collins.




Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

36 Of course that "walk out'' was staged. Nothing those clowns do is spontaneous.

Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2019 07:49 AM (jm1YL)

37 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at October 18, 2019 07:49 AM (TUUTu)

38 " Of course that "walk out'' was staged. Nothing those clowns do is spontaneous."


Hillary's sharts?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 07:49 AM (cqNba)

39 29 So Saint Gabby's organ grinder is running for the Senate while being up to his bald dome in ChiCom money? I assume the Arizona GOP is capable of coming up with a non McCain/Flake type to point that out or has that state party just a bunch of Cindy McCain country clubber types?
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 07:46 AM (y7DUB)


What do you mean?

Posted by: Martha McSally at October 18, 2019 07:49 AM (ZfRYq)

40 Voters Souring on Several Vulnerable GOP Senators


I won't go look it iup but I would bet they are all RINOs and DIABLOs like Collins.




Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:48 AM (mpXpK)


Look at how quickly DJT turned around the economy that Gaylord and RINOs like that cocksucking Bush family thoroughly fucked up, but the GOP continues to be a big dysfunctional tent of misfit toys.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 07:52 AM (y7DUB)

41 Our peacock is the rapiest of birds.

Posted by: NBC at October 18, 2019 07:53 AM (Y274z)

42 The trouble is that my confidence in Horowitz is exactly 0. His last report was "Mistakes were made but nevermind." It'll be CYA.

Maybe Durham will be better, but I've reached a point where when I hear a chorus of "real pro", "dedicated prosecutor", and the like, I hear "Corrupt Deep State Operative." Hope I'm wrong.

Barr is the only one in whom I have (a little) hope. But I doubt even he gets much. And of course it'll be "Using the power of the state against Trump's political enemies. Impeach!" on every network, with just Tucker and Sean disagreeing.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 18, 2019 07:53 AM (ZbwAu)

43 rhennigantx, not only Apple. I've spent a lot of time in various startups in the 90s, many of them tech, and use of green cards/H1Bs was rampant even then. And yeah, even then the cost differential was huge between a US coder and someone from, day, India.

One company really went to the extreme and built a facility in India to house a bunch of transcriptionists who worked for 25% of the rate a US based worker could demand. Even at that it was still cheaper, even after QA costs were built in.

I guess I'm suggesting it's the business landscape, and to be competitive it's required for tech to do this. I don't fault tech entirely. Government messing up the rules in the first place draws my ire.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 18, 2019 07:53 AM (lT2gL)

44 G'mornin' Horde !

34 degrees, overcast.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 18, 2019 07:54 AM (bwo3w)

45
Of Electricity and Ideology

Kommiefornia has always been
insane on electricity generation. One of these days all the power they
are buying from WA hydro will dry up and then they will truly be SOL.



Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:53 AM (mpXpK)

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:54 AM (mpXpK)

46 45 and yet they'll always vote against their best interests
its karma

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (z9rum)

47 This Jeff Zucker; bowling pin with a smirk?

De Caro, in your link at Am Greatness, calls him

Mother Zucker.

Hey, it made me laugh. He really goes off on Jake Tapper and Mr. PotatoHead aka Stelter too.

Darn near Ace level snarkiness. Is Ace moonlighting?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (Z4rgH)

48
Chick-Fil-A Sales Continue to Climb Despite LGBT Boycott; No. 3 Restaurant in US



Despite Desire for More Cock, Gays Get More Chicken

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (oVJmc)

49 We got about 140 Republican Representatives that outed themselves on the Syria vote. They ALL need primaried. Even my guy LaMalfa got on the wrong side of that vote. What an ass he turned out to me.

Please inform your rep via email one way or the other.

Bring our soldiers home.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (Y274z)

50 Sanitation worker goes out of his way to help elderly woman:

https://tinyurl.com/y6thxqvo

"There are still good people in this world."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 07:58 AM (j0JAA)

51 Banging out a half day of work and taking my daughter to look at our state university..

Its a commie red school to be sure, but at least the tuition will not impoverish me.

And she's looking at engineering, so that should hopefully limit the opportunities for leftist indoctrination..

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2019 07:59 AM (KvRqW)

52 RE Mittens: fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2019 08:00 AM (VeSLE)

53 45
Of Electricity and Ideology

Kommiefornia has always been
insane on electricity generation. One of these days all the power they
are buying from WA hydro will dry up and then they will truly be SOL.



Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 07:53 AM (mpXpK)
*************
Be a damned shame if CA had to pay market rates for that WA juice.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2019 08:00 AM (Y274z)

54 48
Chick-Fil-A Sales Continue to Climb Despite LGBT Boycott; No. 3 Restaurant in US


Despite Desire for More Cock, Gays Get More Chicken
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (oVJmc)


"The lezzies get cloaca."

- - P. Anka

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:00 AM (zBaqJ)

55 Re: Cathy McMorris Rogers

Mona Charen and Jay Nordlinger were (and probably still are) big fans of hers. When I was listening to their podcast, before they went over the NeverTrump bend, they sang her praises consistently.

Looking back at it now, I should have known where she stands with regards to Trump.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 18, 2019 08:00 AM (iuFgi)

56 TGIF!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:00 AM (q1Pj5)

57 McCool, good luck! Agree that hopefully the sciences will be untouched by SJW mania.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 18, 2019 08:01 AM (lT2gL)

58 LBGTQASDFJKL; protests have forced the Chik fil A near NASA to close every Sunday this year.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 08:01 AM (JFO2v)

59 Voters Souring on Several Vulnerable GOP Senators


I won't go look it iup but I would bet they are all RINOs and DIABLOs like Collins.


--

Yes, Collins is one. It never dawns on these lackwits that maybe...just maybe...voters are unhappy with them because they are barely lukewarm and quite pathetic in their "Republicanism."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 08:01 AM (JoUsr)

60 Chick-Fil-A Sales Continue to Climb Despite LGBT Boycott

--

Wow, so the actions of 5% of 2% of a particular population had no real impact on anything?

Someone should tell the global warming crowd.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 08:01 AM (krYGQ)

61 ZOD

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:01 AM (XzT/D)

62 NJC is back ? please don't shoot my dog !

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (B+t5k)

63 The gloves are , Nancy

OFF


In 2021, your new name is "Soccer Balls"

Posted by: 2 SCOOPS at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (rpxSz)

64 Felt compelled to read some great content before getting to the comments this morning.

VDH has just about had it. He speaks for me. And Mark Levin is so irate he has become calm. This is really serious stuff. Nancy Pelosi and her evil henchmen are disgusting people.

Posted by: Attorney General William Barr at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (NVYyb)

65 51 And she's looking at engineering, so that should hopefully limit the opportunities for leftist indoctrination..
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2019 07:59 AM (KvRqW)


If the department chair is named Trofim Lysenko, tell her to learn welding or carpentry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (zBaqJ)

66 "McCool, good luck! Agree that hopefully the sciences will be untouched by SJW mania."

Will they be using 'White People Math'?

Cause that stuff be raycist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (cqNba)

67 oops, needed to de-Barr before posting that

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (NVYyb)

68 "That is to say a Quid Pro Quo bill. Laughable were it not so embarrassing and damaging to the nation."

right, I was saying this when the BS started ... of course there are quid pro quos all the time. The problem is when the quids go to the family of the politician in return for something bad for America. That is selling out America ... perhaps treason when done for a declared enemy is a "war". Mulvaney may or may not have been clear on that point as he mentioned the quid pro quo ... but the point must be made, despite the MSM constant lies about it. Sound bites are abused.


Right now we are still on war footing against terrorism (?) ... Ukraine's oil may not qualify as a terror front, idk, but the graft is still criminal. DC has done this crap for so many decades the courts would probably say it is established as a benefit of DC Corruptocrats, along with free $350 haircuts.

All Trump is doing is getting cooperation on who solicited Ukraine to help them run a coup and help overthrow our Republic, by helping to interfere in US elections on behalf of Hillary, and supply "insurance" if she lost. (and help turn oil resources to Soros).

Rooting out DC corruption (drain the swamp) is specifically what Trump was sent to DC to accomplish. It is Job # 1. Our aid/trade around the world all must have a quid pro quo ... pro American.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 08:02 AM (Cus5s)

69 Because he transitioned them from political appointees to federal workers.


It's virtually impossible to fire federal workers.


Fun Fact:

Valerie Jarett and Ben Rhodes still work in the federal government.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 07:40 AM (sEAHD)


The derp state has ensured that its minions are impossible to root out. When Homeland Security (which was an unconstitutional expansion of the derp state using 9/11 as an excuse) was created the donks went balls to the wall to make sure the employees were unionized being quite clear that they didn't give a flying fuck (literally) about security so much as packing the federal government with more operatives. The hapless GOP, instead of using that to shitcan the whole fucking thing, went along like the complicit dumbasses and liars they've always been.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

70 Huge tracts of land, spreading out far and wide, are back on the market.

"OK you bachelor Morons, Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again.


https://tinyurl.com/y3brnl97

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK"

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:03 AM (q1Pj5)

71 Will they be using 'White People Math'?

--

I saw a published, formal math handout that came home from middle school.

At the bottom, after the part where it told the kid to check his work, it said:

"Is your answer reasonable?"

Yes, that's how math works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 08:03 AM (krYGQ)

72 #51 FSU bridge project fail designed by university itself not competant engineering firm.

That's what jumped off the page at me.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2019 08:04 AM (Y274z)

73
Mitt ought to have expired from shame after having been depantsed by the dog eater in 2012, but I guess his "higher calling" as a spinning top prevented that honorable thing to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:04 AM (pNxlR)

74 Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2019 07:59 AM (KvRqW)

===========

Yay- We need good engineers! Good luck to her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 18, 2019 08:04 AM (NVYyb)

75 >>"Imaginary-friend Hitler"

The German movie "Look Who's Back" (Er Ist Wieder Da) is worth a watch and a chuckle. On Netflix.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:05 AM (XzT/D)

76 ""OK you bachelor Morons, Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again."

After reading that entire link.....


She seems to have taken to thinking with her tits.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:06 AM (cqNba)

77 We don't need math because health care is a human right.

Posted by: Chief Lying Squaw at October 18, 2019 08:06 AM (Y274z)

78 McCool, good luck! Agree that hopefully the sciences will be untouched by SJW mania.

If it's like the other schools we've looked at, most of the woke SJW shite comes from the Student Life and Housing organizations..

rainbow flags all over the dorm bulletin boards
diversity days celebrated in the student center..

You dont see that stuff in the chemistry labs or engineering classrooms.

At some point, you gotta let them go be who they are gonna be and they will either keep the faith or slowly drift to the Left.

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2019 08:06 AM (KvRqW)

79 Quim Pro Go?

Posted by: Creepy Pron Lawyer at October 18, 2019 08:06 AM (q1Pj5)

80 62 NJC is back ? please don't shoot my dog !

i promise nothing

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 08:06 AM (z9rum)

81 Got into an argument with a liberal acquaintance vis a vis boycotts. He is stubborn in saying they are effective. My point is that most consumers don't really care about supposed political stances but just want a good product. Demand always creates its own supply and all of that. At most they are PR exercises.

He then switched gears and tried to assign a moral justification, and I had to point out that by nature demand rests on a lot of things, but at the end of the day people want a good sandwich at a good price. Making it a moral issue and guilting people against that is doomed to failure, even assuming 90% of the customer base even cares about what SJWs think.

He said I just didn't get it. Oh well.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 18, 2019 08:07 AM (lT2gL)

82 Its a commie red school to be sure, but at least the tuition will not impoverish me.

And she's looking at engineering, so that should hopefully limit the opportunities for leftist indoctrination..
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2019 07:59 AM (KvRqW)


Just make sure she has her pronouns picked out. She'll be fine.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 08:08 AM (ZfRYq)

83 " 62 NJC is back ? please don't shoot my dog !

i promise nothing"

Will the dog be a moving target?

It makes a difference for NCJ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

84 The problem is when the quids go to the family of the politician in return for something bad for America. That is selling out America ... perhaps treason when done for a declared enemy is a "war".

--

Isn't this the story of Bill Clinton and China?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 08:08 AM (JoUsr)

85 Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again.

What craziness to say "I will never have children". I get that they are a pain in the butt, and expensive, and become the focus of your life (instead of your next movie), but, Christina, baby! They also are pretty fantastic. Except when your oldest daughter votes for Hillary. I have almost forgiven that, but it's been hard. She's not very smart, what can I say. Anyway, kids would be good for you Christina.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 18, 2019 08:08 AM (NVYyb)

86 Wasn't this the second time Palsi stormed out on Trump?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 08:09 AM (Uu+Jp)

87 78 nck goes to utenn
she's way too busy to turn crazy

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 08:09 AM (z9rum)

88 >>85 Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again. What craziness to say "I will never have children".

Bring her to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:09 AM (XzT/D)

89 Welcome Back, Kotter Joe!

Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot, welcome back.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:09 AM (q1Pj5)

90
OK you bachelor Morons, Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again.


"Transitioning" and "raising two beautiful dogs". She's being kind of harsh on herself, don't you think? (Plus, I think I see the problem there.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:10 AM (pNxlR)

91 Morning all

Well there is always next year. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2019 08:10 AM (xdZuG)

92 After watching President Trump last night, I was deeply grateful for his desire to strengthen core American institutions--rather than make a legacy about himself. It speaks volumes about a man who seeks to strengthen and build things that will outlast his presidency and his name. While Trump recognized national defense as his first responsibility, it was telling that a close second was the population of the federal benches.

I now envision a second Trump term as a full-court press to reset the compass in as many major American institutions as possible. Hopefully he will be able to root out the cancer that is in higher education.

Posted by: DC at October 18, 2019 08:10 AM (/TvO8)

93 Fun Fact:

Valerie Jarett and Ben Rhodes still work in the federal government.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 07:40 AM (sEAHD)


I just checked this out and it is TRUE. TFG appointed them to various federal Commissions on his way out the door. Susan Rice too.

Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 08:10 AM (Z4rgH)

94 I admit to being very disappointed in John Goodman. Thought his noggin was on better than that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 08:11 AM (JoUsr)

95 >>86 Wasn't this the second time Palsi stormed out on Trump? Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 08:09 AM (Uu+Jp)

Trump, once again demonstrating that he's quim.

If he were truly Trump, he'd have nodded at the sentry behind her. "You were not dismissed. Return to your chair. Bailiff, if she speaks again, gag her. Now, as I was saying..."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:11 AM (XzT/D)

96 46 45 and yet they'll always vote against their best interests
its karma
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (z9rum)

Very interesting that one of the Progressive rules is that never vote for a conservative as they are not going to do (give away) anything for you. The best vote is for a Big Govt program where government is your daddy.

But alas, Daddy always wants something. There is free housing but it sucks. And your dope smoking and other habit could get you kick out and thrown in jail. And middle class schmucks vote Progressive to be cool, peace man, earth day, moar air. Next thing they are sitting in the dark rubbing one out to thoughts of Big Mike and Barry Soetoro.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

97 Would it be declasse to arrange for a mob of George Romney-mask-wearing hooligans to attend Mitt's next whine? I'm thinking a sea of genial-loser faces, smiling back at him.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:13 AM (XzT/D)

98 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 08:13 AM (arJlL)

99 Damn!... thass a lotta typing our JJ done.

I can't wrap my old brain around the fact that the Astros are an AL team. Can't do it.

If Houston wins the pennant, it's gonna seem like two NL teams in the WS to me. It took me 25 years to accept that the Washington baseball club is in the NL, too. I remember the Senators, you see.

Ted Williams briefly managed the Senators, & according to legend, he lost his temper (THAT part rings true), & screamed, "Just watch me, & hit the ball exactly like I do!"

Posted by: mnw at October 18, 2019 08:14 AM (Cssks)

100 72 #51 FSU bridge project fail designed by university itself not competant engineering firm.

That's what jumped off the page at me.
Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2019 08:04 AM (Y274z)

U sure that was not the hurricanes??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 08:14 AM (JFO2v)

101 @69

Remember, the uniparty has two side of the street they work the grift.



The Donk side gets unionized federal workers votes and campaign donations.


The GOPE side gets, MIC, Security and other LE/IC apparatus slushy-slushy sloshing through their sluices.


It's win/win for them, US and President Trump not so much.


We ain't voting our way out of our predicament

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 08:15 AM (+a5lJ)

102 Frankly I wondered if Hendricks' marriage was a beard thing anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 08:15 AM (oVJmc)

103 Happy Friday morons near and far. Looking forward to the weekend and sleeping in!

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 18, 2019 08:15 AM (X+a7J)

104 I feel like I'm missing out since I can't be at today's MoMe stuff...*pouts and sulks*

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 08:15 AM (UUBmN)

105 Happy Friday morons near and far. Looking forward to the weekend and sleeping in!
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 18, 2019 08:15 AM (X+a7J)

Sigh no such luck for me. On Duty all weekend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2019 08:15 AM (xdZuG)

106 Plame also received contributions from the actor John Goodman, best known for his role in Speed Racer, in which he played Pops Racer,


HA. That's Trump level trolling.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 08:16 AM (oVJmc)

107 Just reading along.
Now, to @61 to continue.

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2019 08:17 AM (8DvH0)

108
60 Chick-Fil-A Sales Continue to Climb Despite LGBT Boycott


They are as competent at boycotting as they are at comprehending biology vis-a-vis genders.

Why don't they endorse and support Heinz "57 Varieties" products -- that's more aligned with their numerology (that's a science, right?) based reasoning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:17 AM (pNxlR)

109 Mark Kelly = 1960s spy toy "Hugo, Man Of A Thousand Faces."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:17 AM (XzT/D)

110 Voters Souring on Several Vulnerable GOP Senators

A Red Wave Through the Bayou
_________

I never thought I'd be rooting for Susan Collins, but I see no better option. I just hope that the approval ratings, this early, are of little importance. (McSally, OTOH, was appointed just to lose the seat later. One of the stupidest moves I've seen a Republican make. And that's saying something.)

In LA, well, I hope. 46.5 is awfully high when you factor in Republican's capacity for self-destruction and infighting. This is a party that can f**k up a wet dream.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 18, 2019 08:17 AM (ZbwAu)

111 Lin-duh

Not to worry. The party starts when you and family arrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2019 08:18 AM (CQ8KO)

112 TGIF!

Gender neutral Penguin?
Name it Pat!
Chris?
Kelly?
Fluffy. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 08:18 AM (nvBpO)

113 I saw a published, formal math handout that came home from middle school.



At the bottom, after the part where it told the kid to check his work, it said:



"Is your answer reasonable?"



Yes, that's how math works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at October 18, 2019 08:03 AM (krYGQ)


"Reasonableness" check, imo, is always a good idea when doing practical math. The problem isn't how math works, it's how humans work.

So, if you're calculating piece rates for textile work, for example, and the usual answer is something like $0.017 per, and this answer is $1.15 per, you should probably check your work.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:18 AM (XuBZu)

114 108 damn, still haven't been to a chick-fil-a
i think theres one near providence, going have to find a reason to get up there

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 08:19 AM (z9rum)

115
100 72 #51 FSU bridge project fail designed by university itself not competant engineering firm.


That was Florida International University, FIU, a proud part of the flustercuck that is Broward County.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:19 AM (pNxlR)

116 >>I never thought I'd be rooting for Susan Collins, but I see no better option.


Her opponent is a mess. Apparently a woman who has a vacation property in Maine?
She's already violated some campaign finance rules, and in her first campaign ad she wore a - get this! - Patagonia jacket.

In Maine. Home of LLBean.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (nvBpO)

117 still haven't been to a chick-fil-a
i think theres one near providence, going have to find a reason to get up there
Posted by: navycopjoe
-----
That's a good enough reason!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (UUBmN)

118 The H1B visa game is a little more complicated. Companies can shuttle employees and work around with various corporate structures. The big multinational defense contractors do it with all the export controls and security headaches. The tech giants can do the same. What I see happening is that they used a visa sponsorship as a major carrot for the best overseas talent. A US passport is a real pot of gold at the end of.the rainbow.

Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (kMeaV)

119 Get Christina on the phone. She could be our new spokesmodel!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (q1Pj5)

120 >>amn, still haven't been to a chick-fil-a
i think theres one near providence, going have to find a reason to get up there

There's one in Warwick.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (ZLI7S)

121 What craziness to say "I will never have children". I get that they are a pain in the butt, and expensive, and become the focus of your life (instead of your next movie), but, Christina, baby! They also are pretty fantastic. Except when your oldest daughter votes for Hillary. I have almost forgiven that, but it's been hard. She's not very smart, what can I say. Anyway, kids would be good for you Christina.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 18, 2019 08:08 AM (NVYyb)


As I reach my autumn years I see some Shtrong Independent Wimmenz that swallowed the propaganda by the man haters starting to freak out at the prospect of growing old and feeble alone and having to depend on the kindness of strangers to find anyone to give a rat's ass about them. Christina will be able to afford someone to do that and stifle laughter at how bad her sagging knockers look but others won't be so financially equipped. How's that independence working out?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (y7DUB)

122 Re: JJ's links, Hong Kong Assembly in Chaos and Trump Admin Cracks Down On Chinese Diplomats.

China "trade" isn't the problem, the markets are finally coming to understand. We might get a trade deal, but the cold ware is more likely than not. The problem is the Chinese government is opposed in every basic way to freedom, and they are two inches away from turning Hong Kong into a blood-bath.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 18, 2019 08:21 AM (NVYyb)

123 Morning all! Looking forward to a great weekend!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2019 08:21 AM (dUJdY)

124 My 2 older kids got through university just fine, they were prepared for the leftist scrunts and dorks. These creeps don't exactly endear themselves to normals, they act and look like you'd suppose. Mine came out farther right than they went in and heartily resent the oppression, propaganda, and gaslighting. I think social media would fail as spectacularly if people could SEE the sjws who produce it. Fat, ugly, genderfluid, greenhair dorks aren't sympathetic.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:21 AM (nRWPy)

125 The House could force the President to stay in Syria. All they have to do is hold a vote to declare War there.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 18, 2019 08:22 AM (JUOKG)

126 Bean soup for breakfast. That's living.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:22 AM (XzT/D)

127 Morning y'all.
Sup?

Posted by: FrodoB at October 18, 2019 08:22 AM (NTkSq)

128 77 We don't need math because health care is a human right.
_________________

Curious how Lieawatha and her ilk never explain to us peons how it is that people have the "right" to demand that other people provide them with free services and goods.

This word "right" does not mean what these idiots lefties think it means.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 08:22 AM (k4dH2)

129 How bad must it become in Syria before Congress exercises it's authority to declare war?"

You mean "how should Congress declare war in a place most of them can't find on a map"?

Morning, y'all! Brisk AM here, so MOAR COFFEVE!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (6qErC)

130 >>I just checked this out and it is TRUE. TFG appointed them to various federal Commissions on his way out the door. Susan Rice too.



IT'S NOT FUNNY THAT OBAMA APPOINTED IRAN DEAL BEN RHODES TO THE BOARD OF THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (9IhJH)

131 ""Reasonableness" check, imo, is always a good idea when doing practical math. The problem isn't how math works, it's how humans work."

This.


I too often see someone add two small whole numbers, and the calculated answer for the total be a smaller number than either of the two numbers being added.

And When I ask if anything seems 'off' about the answer, they just shrug and say that's what the calculator gave, so it MUST be correct'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (cqNba)

132
At the bottom, after the part where it told the kid to check his work, it said:

"Is your answer reasonable?"

Yes, that's how math works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at October 18, 2019 08:03 AM (krYGQ)


That was expressed differently back in the day as "Does your answer make sense?", which was paired with "Does your dimensional analysis (i.e., final units on the answer) make sense?"

There's nothing out of line with that statement, IMHO.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (pNxlR)

133 120 ooooh, i have a tee time at the warwick cc tomorrow
i may have to stop there on the way home

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (z9rum)

134 gag her. Now, as I was saying..."
Posted by: Zod at

Sounds like a SF dinner party

Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (kMeaV)

135 Outrageous Jojo Rabbit Adds Imaginary-Friend Hitler, Slapstick Humor To Dark WWII Novel
__________

Charlie Chaplin, Jack Benny, and Mel Brooks all showed that Nazi-based comedy can work. But those were then; I don't think it can be done now. It's on my "Must Miss" list.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 18, 2019 08:25 AM (ZbwAu)

136 Morning Horde

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 08:25 AM (KUaJL)

137 Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:20 AM (y7DUB)

If she's finically equipped she'll be able to get lots of plastic surgery for her "knockers".

Besides even women who are happily married my lose their spouse to death, their kids may not like them or see them and I guess they'll have to deal with people making fun of their knockers. because it's really not a big deal what people who don't love or like a person think about their saggy knockers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 08:25 AM (j0JAA)

138 "The trouble is that my confidence in Horowitz is exactly 0. His last
report was "Mistakes were made but nevermind." It'll be CYA." Eeyore


it seems key people tell us they have not been interviewed ... that was the Mueller way as well. String out a long "under investigation" ploy, but never get to the bottom of real corruption, because that would reveal most of DC.


They stiff armed the Ukraine guys that had real evidence, many in the system were rebuffed by the "investigators" that seem more concerned with faking an investigation, which is mostly a coverup. idk ... outside heat by a few reporters and Judicial Watch types might force some action ... but they seem to be going after Rudy's sources .. no interest in the real evidence. tick tock, we wait.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 08:26 AM (Cus5s)

139 Morning!

That was a lot of links to get through! Thanks, as always, J.J.!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 08:26 AM (438dO)

140 The House could force the President to stay in Syria. All they have to do is hold a vote to declare War there.

--

Has Trump put that out there yet? Dare the House to do this, and tell them they need to look the American people squarely in the eye and justify their endless war that has killed 1000s of American soldiers. Hoo boy, would they look bad...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 08:26 AM (JoUsr)

141 She seems to have taken to thinking with her tits."

Well, based on photographic evidence, her stage name should be "deep thought"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:27 AM (6qErC)

142
129 How bad must it become in Syria before Congress exercises it's authority to declare war?"


Dunno, but those craven bastages need to be held to that standard (do YOUR fooking job) instead of fobbing it off on the executive and then backstabbing and sniping from the rear as gas been their wont for decades now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:28 AM (pNxlR)

143 Interesting that the Left wants, suddenly, to go to war with a NATO signee.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:28 AM (nRWPy)

144 "Well, based on photographic evidence, her stage name should be "deep thought"

Sooner or later, as gravity takes its unavoidable toll, she will be telling folk...


Hey...my brains are down here!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:29 AM (cqNba)

145 Reasonableness, so hard to teach kids (at least those who didn't start with a slide rule).

What sign should the result be?
Range and significant digits
Units, do the problem without math to see the units, if they're wrong - you're doing something wrong

This is me yelling at kids every night


Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 08:29 AM (kMeaV)

146 Susan Collins' opponent is Sara Gideon. She moved to Maine in 2005, says Wikipedia, and got involved in Democrat politics almost immediately. She is married to a personal injury lawyer.

The perfect modern Democrat. Carpetbagger, partisna from the git-go and married to a bloodsucking plaintiffs lawyer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 18, 2019 08:29 AM (NVYyb)

147 128 77 We don't need math because health care is a human right.
_________________

Curious how Lieawatha and her ilk never explain to us peons how it is that people have the "right" to demand that other people provide them with free services and goods.

This word "right" does not mean what these idiots lefties think it means.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 08:22 AM (k4dH2)


Rights are just another word for slavery.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 08:29 AM (1g7ch)

148 @140

Trump is in a tough spot, because the GOP being the craven shit weasels that they are are working one side of the grift while the Donks work the other.


The quickest way for Trump to push the GOP into the impeachment camp would be to end ALL-THE-WARS!!!.


The one thing all polticians love, Democrat and Republican alike is pork smothered in gravy eaten out of a big fat trough.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 08:30 AM (+a5lJ)

149 lol. We're not pulling out of the region. In fact we just sent more men to help protect the Saudi oil fields. We have multiple bases on Iraq and the troops who were in Syria have been redeployed to an AO near Lebanon, Iraq and Syrian borders. ISIS isn't gone and of they are left alone they will reform and rise up as a new threat to us. That's the lesson that Barky learned when AQI reformed into ISIS.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 18, 2019 08:31 AM (8ts9m)

150 Hey...my brains are down here!"

Nehi. Not just a soft drink anymore!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:31 AM (6qErC)

151 Did Nancy stamp her feet too?

I can't take her seriously unless she also stamped her feet.

Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2019 08:31 AM (yb6r+)

152 If Houston wins the pennant, it's gonna seem like two NL teams in the WS to me. It took me 25 years to accept that the Washington baseball club is in the NL, too. I remember the Senators, you see.

The original Senators, the ones that became the Twins by that sellout carpetbagging pile of shit Calvin *spit* Griffith, were often called the Nats by writers in the Post and Star. I'm too lazy to look it up but Father Hate told me that either they used to be in the National League or changed their name.

Either way congrats to Nats fans.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:32 AM (y7DUB)

153 What sign should the result be?
Range and significant digits
Units, do the problem without math to see the units, if they're wrong - you're doing something wrong

This is me yelling at kids every night


Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 08:29 AM (kMeaV)


For my more math challenged kid, I used to write CYS on the back if his right thumb on test days. He lost so many points so that I spent years screaming "CHECK YOUR SIGNS"

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:33 AM (nRWPy)

154 "I can't take her seriously unless she also stamped her feet."

I hold off until she puts her tits in a wringer.

Then I know she's serious.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)

155 guten morgen horden

so who does Mifsud work for?
is it the CIA?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 08:33 AM (G546f)

156 Two big fluffy pillows for the price of one!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at October 18, 2019 08:33 AM (q1Pj5)

157 I wear an expos cap to nats games.

Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2019 08:34 AM (kMeaV)

158 Either way congrats to Nats fans."

Torn here - many years in NYC, many more in the DC area, now several years (!) in the Houston area...

Think I'll go fishing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:34 AM (6qErC)

159 Two big fluffy pillows for the price of one!
Posted by: Mike Lindell


Are we still talking about Christina Hendricks?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (sE4m0)

160 "Reasonableness" check, imo, is always a good idea when doing practical math. The problem isn't how math works, it's how humans work.

So, if you're calculating piece rates for textile work, for example, and the usual answer is something like $0.017 per, and this answer is $1.15 per, you should probably check your work.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:18 AM (XuBZu)


Absolutely agree with this. A reasonableness check is handy for shopping price comparisons, or for recipe quantities etc. and so forth.

It's fairly easy to lose a decimal point, or miss a conversion factor. The Hubble telescope's myopia and that Mars lander crash are two examples that spring to mind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (Z4rgH)

161 The H1B visa game is a little more complicated.

Yeah, used to work for a large Israeli software company and they used H1B's to give their Israeli employees a chance to live and work in the US for a few years. As far as I know, most opted to return to Israel when the time was up.

But they also outsourced a lot to India and Vietnam.

Posted by: Last at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (BdIMF)

162 Good morning, Horde! Waiting for my flight to Texas by way of Atlanta. I have time to go through JJ's post.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (U7eUr)

163 Mornin' Horde. What an odd week, constantly disrupted work week and yet one of my more productive ones of late.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (D5yyd)

164 "CHECK YOUR SIGNS"

Five Man Electrical Band version?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (6qErC)

165 I don't actually mind my tits being oggled, never did. Puts me at an advantage. Why would I mind? Is there some other superior attribute no one is supposed to notice?

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (nRWPy)

166 >>A dorm located on Michigan State University's campus hosted two drag queens to read and dance with children. The event was hosted in celebration of "National Coming Out Day."


I can see it now. . .

2022: BOULDER, CO -- Boulder Public Library held it's first Folsom Street Fair Story Hour as its first PRIDE month celebration event. Following a trend that started in San Francisco, but has quickly spread to many states, the children's event promoted acceptance of the Queer BDSM culture. The event's hosts included non-binary genderqueer otherkin dominatrix Miss Xtina Garrot, who read the children a story about the joys of being a Dom, followed by children selecting their own safe word, then learning how to knot leather straps and properly wield a whip. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (9IhJH)

167 Are we still talking about Christina Hendricks?"

Surprise!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (6qErC)

168 I still have my childhood Thompson Dairy Washington Senators full-size wooden baseball bat. A bat-day promotion giveaway.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (q1Pj5)

169 (8+4-2) / 2

Anything between 3 and 7 is reasonable, and my answer is 5, so I get half credit and then can't understand why there are pictograms on the cash register at the McDonalds drive through window.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (krYGQ)

170 " ... they just shrug and say that's what the calculator gave, so it MUST be correct'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:24 AM (cqNba) "



*double facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 18, 2019 08:37 AM (bwo3w)

171 Greetings wappers and wappees.

That's a lot of fresh hell today, JJ. Good job of keeping us deplorable Morons edumacated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 08:37 AM (HaL55)

172 The regional governments with the proximity to clean up ISIS aren't properly incentivized.

"Next time we see a guy in black beheading a guy in an orange jumpsuit, a Middle Eastern city will be exterminated. To demonstrate our resolve, Mosul in Iraq will cease to exist in...seven minutes."

"We now return you to your Haifa Wehbe music videos."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:37 AM (XzT/D)

173
152 If Houston wins the pennant, it's gonna seem like two NL teams in the WS to me. It took me 25 years to accept that the Washington baseball club is in the NL, too. I remember the Senators, you see.


If the Nats win the WS, the Montreal Expos will have arrived at last. That, combined with the Jenner farcical "transition" to "she-hood", will finally close the curtain on the long ago travesty that was the '76 Summer Olympics.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:37 AM (pNxlR)

174 Gender neutral penguin? Da fuq?

Just call it Pat and go home.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 08:38 AM (ejd/p)

175 (erases answer because 6 is an even number, and all those other numbers are even numbers, so 6 is even more reasonable)

There. Fixed it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 08:38 AM (krYGQ)

176 85 Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again.

What craziness to say "I will never have children". I get that they are a pain in the butt, and expensive, and become the focus of your life (instead of your next movie), but, Christina, baby! They also are pretty fantastic. Except when your oldest daughter votes for Hillary. I have almost forgiven that, but it's been hard. She's not very smart, what can I say. Anyway, kids would be good for you Christina.


Glad you are having a mostly positive experience raising your kids. Other families experience a shit load of never ending pain. Nothing wrong with people deciding not to have children.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at October 18, 2019 08:39 AM (+G2jw)

177 I still have my childhood Thompson Dairy Washington Senators full-size wooden baseball bat. A bat-day promotion giveaway.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (q1Pj5)


Was that for the pre-Twins or Rangers?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:39 AM (y7DUB)

178 Was that for the pre-Twins or Rangers?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:39 AM (y7DUB)

Frank Howard era.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (q1Pj5)

179 "The trouble is that my confidence in Horowitz is exactly 0. His last
report was "Mistakes were made but nevermind." It'll be CYA." Eeyore


it seems key people tell us they have not been interviewed ... that was the Mueller way as well.
...


Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 08:26 AM (Cus5s)

What key people? Are they employees of DOJ? Because if not the IG has no jurisdiction to interview them.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (Xqo6t)

180 Chris Wray is more or less a Mob lawyer.
He will depart when Trump lifts his hand from the Inaugural Bible.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (4+lhO)

181 165
I don't actually mind my tits being oggled, never did. Puts me at an
advantage. Why would I mind? Is there some other superior attribute no
one is supposed to notice?

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:36 AM (nRWPy)

AOS style guide; must provide photographic evidence.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

182 True-Con David Brooks endorses Elizabeth Warren... because of Trump's "corruption."

https://twitter.com/nytdavidbrooks/status/1184985279700131840

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (O7MnT)

183 Romney is such an embarrassment, still goes ahead and gives that speech clearly written before the cease fire was announced

And even if it hadn't, it was still very, very stupid

I'd have less shame admitting I voted for Obama at this point

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (cXp0V)

184 >>Susan Collins' opponent is Sara Gideon. She moved to Maine in 2005, says Wikipedia, and got involved in Democrat politics almost immediately. She is married to a personal injury lawyer.

The perfect modern Democrat. Carpetbagger, partisna from the git-go and married to a bloodsucking plaintiffs lawyer.
- - -
Ah, so more than a vacationer, but definitely a Lefty transplant.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 08:41 AM (nvBpO)

185 "Reasonableness" check, imo, is always a good idea when doing practical math. The problem isn't how math works, it's how humans work.

So, if you're calculating piece rates for textile work, for example, and the usual answer is something like $0.017 per, and this answer is $1.15 per, you should probably check your work.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:18 AM (XuBZu)

Absolutely agree with this. A reasonableness check is handy for shopping price comparisons, or for recipe quantities etc. and so forth.

It's fairly easy to lose a decimal point, or miss a conversion factor. The Hubble telescope's myopia and that Mars lander crash are two examples that spring to mind.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 08:35 AM (Z4rgH)


Note, this is one of the prime reasons why people should still learn things like simple arithmetic and memorize multiplication tables even though we have computers that can do all the calculations faster.

A computer can't tell you if you fat fingered a key when entering the calculation.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 08:42 AM (KUaJL)

186 I saw a Federalist article on teaching transgenderism to preschoolers. Opt out isn't allowed because it's not about sex, just life choices.
I'd love to see a decent school give a true lesson on the history of extreme body modification. Foot binding in China, head binding by native Americans, castrati in Europe, Eunuchs in the Middle East, even Vincent Van Gogh. Explain how modern society realized these practices were barbaric and horrifying and had been all but completely wiped them out. But now, a new group of mental cases or possibly barbarians want to start this craziness back up.

Posted by: Downcast at October 18, 2019 08:42 AM (I4ZLY)

187 The regional governments with the proximity to clean up ISIS aren't properly incentivized."

Indeed. A bit of glassed sand somewhere next to Islam's 238th most sacred site (heh) might be a leeeetle bit more effective than say, dumping pallets of US currency...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:42 AM (6qErC)

188 Don't forget the lip plates, stacking neck rings, Egyptian coneheads, and scarification as well.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2019 08:44 AM (q1Pj5)

189 The WSJ has an opinion piece entitled "How to make Pelosi and Schumer angry". I wonder what it could be about?

1- don't fear them and tell the truth about them?
2- make them publicly decide between personal gain and moral right?
3- call them a third rate politician and remind them their party is going to get spanked in the next election...shit, that's just #1 again.

LOLGF

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 18, 2019 08:44 AM (6K3U5)

190 I wish we'd had a 3rd kid. My hubby wanted another, but I blame exhaustion from undiagnosed anemia.
Honestly doctors can be useless

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 08:44 AM (G546f)

191 Zod gender-fluid Christina Hendricks.

(checks math)

Is baby.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:44 AM (XzT/D)

192 >>so who does Mifsud work for?
is it the CIA?

I think it's a pretty safe assumption it wasn't Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 08:44 AM (ZLI7S)

193 If the Nats win the WS, the Montreal Expos will have arrived at last. That, combined with the Jenner farcical "transition" to "she-hood", will finally close the curtain on the long ago travesty that was the '76 Summer Olympics.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 08:37 AM (pNxlR)


How bad of a financial bath was that for Montreal? Mutt Rombley should have restricted his public accomplishments to having done the impossible by having the Olympics be profitable instead of trying to make people like him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 08:45 AM (y7DUB)

194 That image up top is nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 08:45 AM (dfRN6)

195 Years ago home on leave from the .mil I was surprised to see an article in one of the major publications about the US "pulling out" of Kosovo, as I had just left Camp Bondsteel, which was a humongous construction zone. When my unit landed there it was a wheat field and we set up our tents, when I left it was like a huge city. Surreal. The $$$ spent on that stuff is difficult to fathom.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2019 08:45 AM (lsZMj)

196 >>189 The WSJ has an opinion piece entitled "How to make Pelosi and Schumer angry". I wonder what it could be about?

Tray of lime jello blocks on cold station at Great American Steakhouse buffet unfilled.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:46 AM (XzT/D)

197 "AOS style guide; must provide photographic evidence."

Rules.



They're what separate us from the animals.

Posted by: Winston at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

198 It is hard to believe that Romeny might have actually been the President - he would have given Gaylord a run for his money for awfulness.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (PQRcz)

199 Baseball trivia (asked and answered by one of the ALCS announcers), what's the only MLB team never to have been to a World Series?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (XuBZu)

200 Learning to grasp if an answer is reasonable is fine, and something students should definitely learn how to do.

Learning how to determine if the answer is actually correct could be handy, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 08:48 AM (krYGQ)

201 172 The regional governments with the proximity to clean up ISIS aren't properly incentivized.

"Next time we see a guy in black beheading a guy in an orange jumpsuit, a Middle Eastern city will be exterminated. To demonstrate our resolve, Mosul in Iraq will cease to exist in...seven minutes."

"We now return you to your Haifa Wehbe music videos."
Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:37 AM (XzT/D)


Willingness to engage in total war will always Trump 4GW.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 08:48 AM (1g7ch)

202 109 Mark Kelly = 1960s spy toy "Hugo, Man Of A Thousand Faces."
Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:17 AM (XzT/D)


Looks like the illegitimate spawn of Peter Lorre and a puffer fish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:48 AM (zBaqJ)

203 >>The $$$ spent on that stuff is difficult to fathom.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2019 08:45 AM (lsZMj)

Acres and acres and acres of motor-pools in Iraq full of expensive, heavy, neglected equipment. Zod to interpreter: "There's no way that stuff will move down MSR Tampa when we leave."
Interpreter: Na'am, saidy
Zod, 'terp, shaking heads.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:48 AM (XzT/D)

204 on "reasonableness" - I remember once at some "fitness fair" they had an instrument to measure body fat percentage.
This was in my skinny phase, and I was probably around 110 lbs soaking wet.
The ladies using it told me with a straight face that my body fat percentage was some ridiculously high numbrr, indicating obesity.
it was funny

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 08:49 AM (G546f)

205 I saw a Federalist article on teaching transgenderism to preschoolers. Opt out isn't allowed because it's not about sex, just life choices.
I'd love to see a decent school give a true lesson on the history of extreme body modification.
_________________

I'd like to see them include in the "life choices" lesson the fact that 40% of "transgenders" end up killing themselves anyway, because their problems are psychological, not physical. I'd also like to see them include the stories of people like Renee Richards and other "transgenders" who had the "reassignment" surgery and all the rest of it, but still felt unfulfilled afterwards and admitted that they had not magically become the other sex as they had dreamed, and had to adjust to living with the disappointment of knowing that they would never really be able to change their biological sex.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 08:49 AM (k4dH2)

206 199 Baseball trivia (asked and answered by one of the ALCS announcers), what's the only MLB team never to have been to a World Series?
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (XuBZu)


The Seattle Pilots?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:50 AM (zBaqJ)

207 In math, just like weapons accuracy, there is a strategically accurate answer.

And a tactically correct answer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 08:50 AM (cqNba)

208 As far as I'm concerned government employees are ALWAYS under oath. They took one when they were sworn in. Nobody gets "sworn in". Retirement should not be a get out of jail free card or immunity from subpoenas or anything of the kind.

A whole bunch of shit weasels need to feel PAIN. Lots.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2019 08:50 AM (lsZMj)

209 >>Looks like the illegitimate spawn of Peter Lorre and a puffer fish. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:48 AM (zBaqJ)

Neckless. I think in British argot he'd be referred to as a "bell-end."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:50 AM (XzT/D)

210 he would have given Gaylord a run for his money for awfulness.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (PQRcz)

He would have been some awful combination of Liberal Republican a la Nixon, and squishy ass like Kasich.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 08:51 AM (wYseH)

211 Good morning.

I'm still not at the TxMoMe so I guess my dream isn't going to come true.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 18, 2019 08:51 AM (sGotD)

212 209 >>Looks like the illegitimate spawn of Peter Lorre and a puffer fish. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:48 AM (zBaqJ)

Neckless. I think in British argot he'd be referred to as a "bell-end."
Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:50 AM (XzT/D)


Actually, he resembles the early versions of Elmer Fudd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 08:51 AM (zBaqJ)

213 Note, this is one of the prime reasons why people should still learn things like simple arithmetic and memorize multiplication tables even though we have computers that can do all the calculations faster.

A computer can't tell you if you fat fingered a key when entering the calculation.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 08:42 AM (KUaJL)


Would it not be better if they learned how to multiply.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 08:52 AM (1g7ch)

214 what's the only MLB team never to have been to a World Series?"

Team or "transfer, 'cause they're the same or something" (and they're not, but hey)?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:52 AM (6qErC)

215 Would it not be better if they learned how to multiply.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 08:52 AM (1g7ch)

have to admit that they are excellent at division

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 08:53 AM (G546f)

216 I'm still not at the TxMoMe"

Same here. Hope the wind shifts, tho... don't wanna be downwind.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:53 AM (6qErC)

217 what's the only MLB team never to have been to a World Series?


Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (XuBZu)

Montreal Expos?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 08:53 AM (wYseH)

218 Shoulda said "current" teams...but you're halfway there anyhow. Seattle Mariners.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:53 AM (XuBZu)

219 The seediest rumor I've ever heard about Pelosi is that 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS.

Do-nate your car to-day.

(smokes cigarette)

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:53 AM (XzT/D)

220 The seediest rumor I've ever heard about Pelosi is that 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS.

Do-nate your car to-day.

(smokes cigarette)
Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:53 AM (XzT/D)


As if on cue it is on the radio

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 08:54 AM (ZfRYq)

221 >>Mark Kelly

Or "The Mole" of Dick Tracy fame.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:54 AM (XzT/D)

222 >>The $$$ spent on that stuff is difficult to fathom.


Makes one wonder if this is why the DC swamp wants to keep us entangled in many wars in the Middle-East, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 08:55 AM (nvBpO)

223 I imagine the guy arrested outside the Trump rally will be released with no charges - sounds like all he did was dress kind of weird and act kind of creepy, but it doesn't sound like he actually did anything to anybody.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

224 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS."

I guess I'm lucky - don't know this one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (6qErC)

225 Please Crom let the Nationals win. You know that if they don't, this metro area will be intolerable for all the whining and blame-shifting by the arrivistes.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (XzT/D)

226 It's cultural, and you don't change that with violence. In fact, the violence is part of the problem as that's how these extremists have often subdued the population. In the end it's about forcing a change so that people become less of a threat to us. That takes time and perseverance. Maybe it's not our issue. Maybe these groups won't reform and become a threat to us and execute attacks against our citizens and the homeland. Maybe they won't endeavor to attack our military, embassies and structures around the world. I'm skeptical, but maybe the president is right and we need to try another strategy. Either way we're about to find out.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (8ts9m)

227 Zod, you suck.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (nRWPy)

228 I haven't checked that answer for reasonableness, though, come to think of it.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (XuBZu)

229 >>224 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS." I guess I'm lucky - don't know this one.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (6qErC)

Some might call that (long drag on cigarette) "luck." Others, not so much...

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:57 AM (XzT/D)

230 A surprisingly large percentage of high school kids are very proficient at multiplication.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 08:57 AM (krYGQ)

231 I guess I'm lucky - don't know this one.

Yes, you are VERY lucky.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 18, 2019 08:57 AM (C+We0)

232 223 I imagine the guy arrested outside the Trump rally will be released with no charges - sounds like all he did was dress kind of weird and act kind of creepy, but it doesn't sound like he actually did anything to anybody.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

sounds like any one of the Dem candidates

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 08:57 AM (G546f)

233 >>227 Zod, you suck.
Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:56 AM (nRWPy)

Your car.

Do-nate it.

To-day.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 08:57 AM (XzT/D)

234 I just watched that video of a crowd of London subway passengers beating the hell out of some climate protesters who climbed on top of the train and brought everything to a halt.

I need a cigarette (and I don't smoke).

Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2019 08:58 AM (yb6r+)

235 Our only Chik-fil-a is closing for a month and a half for renovations. Nooooo!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 08:59 AM (1XNk8)

236 We've been Nats fans from the beginning, even during the 100+ loss years. The band-waggoners this week have really started annoying me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 08:59 AM (dfRN6)

237 Undecided which I hate more, Sanje Gupta or Kars.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 08:59 AM (nRWPy)

238 "What key people? Are they employees of DOJ? Because if not the IG has no jurisdiction to interview them."Posted by: Serious Cat


they can't subpoena (no such jurisdiction I guess), but they can ask for or accept evidence from people outside the DOJ, right? I've lost track but a few of the YouTube interviews have insiders that say they offered, were rebuffed/ignored.


Assange was one that said he had proof it was not the Russians (looks like it was Seth) ... they didn't want to know ... that was Mueller, but he could have testified to anyone, same story with several others, as I recall. It seems too crafted to me ... but we can't see what they are really doing. And Barr can subpoena, more hope from that side.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (Cus5s)

239 >>234 I just watched that video of a crowd of London subway passengers beating the hell out of some climate protesters who climbed on top of the train and brought everything to a halt.

High potential for inclusion on Pronhub, "Amateur" section.

Or "Fantasy."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (XzT/D)

240 This is the news service that my local radio station uses that I was talking about earlier. I don't know how the internet site is but the radio service is Trump hate 24/7.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ckjlvp

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (mpXpK)

241 Best thing about Nats is douching on Harper.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (nRWPy)

242 KARS for KIDS is bad, but there is one for junk removal they play all the time here. Everytime they say, "Just point and junk is gone" and talk about their "happy jingle" I cringle and turn down the volume.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:01 AM (j0JAA)

243 KARS-FOR-KIDS kid is Satan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:01 AM (1XNk8)

244 Romney is up to his magic underwear in this Ukraine mess. Bank it.

Posted by: Galil at October 18, 2019 09:02 AM (Pzzpr)

245 I paid $40 for a long sleeve tshirt at dicks yesterday so my husband could wear it to NYC today to see his family. I'm nice like that.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:02 AM (nRWPy)

246 >>they can't subpoena (no such jurisdiction I guess), but they can ask for or accept evidence from people outside the DOJ, right? I've lost track but a few of the YouTube interviews have insiders that say they offered, were rebuffed/ignored.

They can ask and nobody has to respond unless they are an active DOJ employee.

IGs are investigation monitors. They can't do anything to anyone outside the active DOJ. The DOJ is where things will happen or not.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (ZLI7S)

247 J.J. thanks for The Morning Report, even if sometimes it makes my blood boil.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (wiXsO)

248 Best thing about Nats is douching on Harper."

Had high hopes once that pestilence was gone... you don't run out a play at first, you're outta here. Prima Donna barely describes that jackwagon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)

249 Assange was one that said he had proof it was not the Russians (looks like it was Seth) ... they didn't want to know ... that was Mueller, but he could have testified to anyone, same story with several others, as I recall. It seems too crafted to me ... but we can't see what they are really doing. And Barr can subpoena, more hope from that side.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (Cus5s)


Even more bizarre -

Schiff kept saying he had proof that Trump was a Russian agent.... but nobody would ever get the evidence from him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (1g7ch)

250 I pay zero dollars at Dick's for anything since they spit on the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (1XNk8)

251 Wmal uses ABC news which lies and spins every hour.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (nRWPy)

252 Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:01 AM (1XNk

No it's not; I'm not tempted but it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:03 AM (j0JAA)

253 >>241 Best thing about Nats is douching on Harper.
Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (nRWPy)

DC, keepin' it classy.

This city deserves Kars.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (XzT/D)

254 I'm waiting for Trump to walk to the podium and say ' I am simply waiting for Congress to declare war'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (cqNba)

255 Wow. NYC is closing Rikers Island Jail Complex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (sE4m0)

256 252-"buy" it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (j0JAA)

257 (Death Metal Growl)

DONATE YOUR CAR - TODAY!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (1XNk8)

258 edumacational in roons

This workshop is reminiscent of one held in February at American University, designed to teach faculty how to assess writing without judging its quality.

Titled Grading aint just grading and promising to help teachers rethink writing assessment ecologies toward antiracist ends, the workshop warned that the practices of grading writing maintained White language supremacy.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

259 Well, I have to do my job now. Enjoy the TxMoMee all of you who are going. If my chief assistant didn't have a brain infection I'd be there.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (81OU+)

260 The case of the Texas House Speaker is bizarre, hard to know what's going on even for those of us close to the situation. First, out of staters should know that while the Governor and the Lt. Governor and the Texas Senate are pretty conservative, the Texas House has been run by the Chamber of Commerce GOP-e, and corruption is rampant. But also, the Texas Lege is now out of session until after the next election, so it doesn't really matter who the speaker is anymore, other than for campaign ads.

As regards the tapes - the guy who made them spent the last 6 months trying to blackmail everyone with them, so he's a scumbag too. I listened to highlights, and I didn't hear anything criminal; but I did hear an idiot who doesn't need to hold political office anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (V2Yro)

261 Yeah, well I'm trapped in an area that requires Dicks unless I want to sit an hour in traffic getting to Model's, et al.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (nRWPy)

262 245
I paid $40 for a long sleeve tshirt at dicks yesterday so my husband
could wear it to NYC today to see his family. I'm nice like that.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:02 AM (nRWPy)

He will probably need more than a long sleeve T-shirt in NYC today. At least a sweater.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (mpXpK)

263 Chik-Fil-A should maybe try a keto menu ... or lowcarb, high good fat. But fast food revolves around the sandwich ... no plasticware needed. Still, might reach into a niche that fast food doesn't serve very well right now.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (Cus5s)

264 >>234 I just watched that video of a crowd of London subway passengers beating the hell out of some climate protesters who climbed on top of the train and brought everything to a halt.

--

I watched it yesterday and wished it were longer. And I couldn't make out well enough who were the beaters and who were the beatees (after they got pulled down).

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (JoUsr)

265 "Wow. NYC is closing Rikers Island Jail Complex."

Would that leave it available for the 'Housing for the Homeless' folk to use?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (cqNba)

266 >>242 KARS for KIDS is bad... their "happy jingle" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:01 AM (j0JAA)

588-2300.

Call Empire today!

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:06 AM (XzT/D)

267 NYC is closing Rikers Island Jail Complex.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (sE4m0)

Well decommio has been talking about that for a year or so now. Something new?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2019 09:06 AM (xdZuG)

268 242 KARS for KIDS is bad, but there is one for junk removal they play all the time here. Everytime they say, "Just point and junk is gone" and talk about their "happy jingle" I cringle and turn down the volume.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:01 AM (j0JAA)


Fen you live in the DC area?

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 09:07 AM (ZfRYq)

269 255
Wow. NYC is closing Rikers Island Jail Complex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:04 AM (sE4m0)

Yeah and it will cost the taxpayers only $9B.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:07 AM (mpXpK)

270 the workshop warned that the practices of grading writing maintained White language supremacy.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

--

That's fascinating that they are exactly right for every possible wrong reason.

Hey, let's not expect black kids to write properly because we deeply and sincerely don't think it's possible for them to achieve anything beyond average academics!

What's the name for that again?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 09:07 AM (krYGQ)

271 261 Yeah, well I'm trapped in an area that requires Dicks unless I want to sit an hour in traffic getting to Model's, et al.
Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (nRWPy)

--------

Amazon?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2019 09:08 AM (jUVms)

272 Right, because Philly is "classy" and those from philly even "classier." Makes Rio Linda look like Monaco.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:08 AM (nRWPy)

273 "Wow. NYC is closing Rikers Island Jail Complex."

Would that leave it available for the 'Housing for the Homeless' folk to use?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


No clue. But that would be an awesome idea. Still have to run it like a jail, though.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:08 AM (sE4m0)

274 >>I watched it yesterday and wished it were longer. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (JoUsr)

"Hi, my name's Zod, and this is my first meeting."
"Hi Zod."
"I haven't watched a good beatdown video in...three days (weak smile. The room nods sympathetically). My last really good video was the one of the antifa protester kid in Arizona getting shot by a cop in the pills with a beanbag."
(Murmurs, nods of assent)
"...and the one behind that was the one of the...well, you have your own stories, you don't want to hear mine..."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (XzT/D)

275 A look a Drudge tells me the NeverTrump delusionals are back to impeachment today, tomorrow and forever!

Nice phase used in the Hill article linked, the Ukraine election interference is "unproven."

Just how has it been "unproven?"

Shut up, that's how.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (cXp0V)

276 Amazon?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2019 09:08 AM

Typically, but I had to get it within a couple hours.

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (nRWPy)

277 NYC is closing Rikers Island Jail Complex."

And reading the newz (PR spin), it's as if "NYC" just discovered the jail, and had nothing to do w/it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (6qErC)

278 he would have given Gaylord a run for his money for awfulness.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 18, 2019 08:47 AM (PQRcz)

He would have been some awful combination of Liberal Republican a la Nixon, and squishy ass like Kasich.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 08:51 AM (wYseH)


Every instinct I have was violated by voting for that empty suited loser. I should've left it blank.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (y7DUB)

279 263 Chik-Fil-A should maybe try a keto menu ... or lowcarb, high good fat. But fast food revolves around the sandwich ... no plasticware needed. Still, might reach into a niche that fast food doesn't serve very well right now.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (Cus5s)

I used to eat the spicy breast and plain breast as a sammich. No bun, just 2 pieces of meat.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

280 "Hey, let's not expect black kids to write properly because we deeply and sincerely don't think it's possible for them to achieve anything beyond average academics!

What's the name for that again?"


I believe that it's called "Our Platform"

Posted by: Dems, building our voter base.building our voter base. at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (cqNba)

281 Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
By the very same bikers

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (1XNk8)

282 Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 09:07 AM (ZfRYq)

I live in N.J. It is one of the ads that plays on the conservative talk radio here, but maybe the ad is nationwide.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:10 AM (j0JAA)

283 The assisted suicide for dementia patients and the mentally ill story is disturbing. I understand that there can be instances where it would be a kindness to the patient and their family, but it seems to quickly get out of hand when implemented.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:10 AM (9IhJH)

284 Judicial nominee Ozerden - my view is that this appointment is one of Trump's rare judicial mistakes, and he should NOT be confirmed. As best I can tell his record is very mediocre, and he was only appointed because he's an old school chum and personal friend of Mick Mulvaney. That's not good enough for a position that's so important.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 09:10 AM (V2Yro)

285 Probably already mentioned, but not going to check 200+ comments:

The woman expected to replace Cummings had a seizure and was hospitalized.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 18, 2019 09:10 AM (uquGJ)

286 Well decommio has been talking about that for a year or so now. Something new?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


City council approved plans on Thursday.
I guess because they approved plans it became newsworthy. It's on the bottom row of stories on the Bing dot com page.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (sE4m0)

287 I watched it yesterday and wished it were longer. And I couldn't make out well enough who were the beaters and who were the beatees (after they got pulled down).
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

Yes. More please!

I do think ponytail boy got a serious ass whomping. It was hard to see, but it looked like one of the gentlemen in the crowd was introducing his boot to him once he was pulled off the train and prone on the ground.

Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (yb6r+)

288 "167 Are we still talking about Christina Hendricks?"

Maybe if she focused on shedding 50 pounds off her fat ass she'd be in a better position and frame of mind.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (H8QX8)

289 Good morning horde. I second the sentiments on kids. Have more of them. Outnumber the commies. Alas, I have only two to give to my country.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)

290 >>I live in N.J. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:10 AM (j0JAA)

Yes. Of course.

(consults bones, trinkets, astrolabe)

It...all...makes...sense now.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (XzT/D)

291 Chic-Fil-A opened a new store this week near Wilkes-Barre PA. People camped out in the parking lot in a driving northeaster with rain and forty mph winds to be in line when it opened. Not a protestor in sight.

Posted by: Cosda at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (i300S)

292 Why would the Climate alarmists in London attack an underground station?. It IS fewer people using evil cars. I think they have now rethought that approach-for the time being.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:12 AM (j0JAA)

293 Oh - and go Astros. I figure there are a lot of politicians who are pulling for the Nats. I do not want to give any politicians joy at this time.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 09:12 AM (lwiT4)

294 "The assisted suicide for dementia patients and the mentally ill story is disturbing. I understand that there can be instances where it would be a kindness to the patient and their family, but it seems to quickly get out of hand when implemented."

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Soviet Party at October 18, 2019 09:12 AM (cqNba)

295 >>Maybe if she focused on shedding 50 pounds off her fat ass she'd be in a better position Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (H8QX

(Arranges her in a 'better position.')

Is reasonable?

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:13 AM (XzT/D)

296 Any other Blood Blockade Battlefront fans in the Horde?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 18, 2019 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

297 Is there one damn thing Romnenemy is good for other than not paying his taxes, strapping dogs on car roofs and haircut-raping gay kids?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:13 AM (1XNk8)

298 City council approved plans on Thursday.
I guess because they approved plans it became newsworthy. It's on the bottom row of stories on the Bing dot com page.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (sE4m0)

Ok thanks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2019 09:13 AM (xdZuG)

299 "I do think ponytail boy got a serious ass whomping."

Jarles Chonson sighting?

Posted by: Soviet Party at October 18, 2019 09:13 AM (cqNba)

300 We've been Nats fans from the beginning, even during the 100+ loss years. The band-waggoners this week have really started annoying me.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 08:59 AM (dfRN6)


Bandwagonners are like income taxes: pesty penalties for success.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (y7DUB)

301 >>I used to eat the spicy breast and plain breast as a sammich. No bun, just 2 pieces of meat.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

Their spicy breast doesn't kid around; it's pretty assertive.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (XzT/D)

302 At certain times I have a particularly affinity for the larger posterior, and I assure you I am telling the truth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (krYGQ)

303 I hate socks.

Especially clinging Russian ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (cqNba)

304 Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (XzT/D)

If I were you, I'd consult the bones, trinkets and astrolabe for the next winning lottery numbers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (j0JAA)

305 Is there one damn thing Romnenemy is good for other than not paying his taxes, strapping dogs on car roofs and haircut-raping gay kids?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:13 AM (1XNk

Yes, making that sucking sound as if he has dentures when he speaks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (xdZuG)

306 Anybody happen to see the pictures and video of the gun fight in Mexico yesterday? The feds arrested one of El Chapo's sons and a small army of his thugs showed up and got into a raging fight with the Mexican feds and forced them to set El Chapo's son free.

Wild stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (ZLI7S)

307 Funny, my husband works for an Indian company here in the US. He was trying to explain the H1B1 game and how companies move people around between the companies all on the original visa. I still don't know why anyone would want to live and work here since we are all such horrible racist and xenophobes!///
Disclosure: My husband is a white, male, US citizen.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (UUBmN)

308 Prager's open letter to Sergey Brin is pathetic. Of course Brin knows exactly what his company is doing. I strongly suggest that Prager watch that internal video from the day after PDT's election to see and hear what these oppressors want to do to us. It's not good.


Hell yeah they're censoring conservatives. Wake up Prager and stop groveling to them by asking them nicely to honor free speech. You need to demand they stop their oppression. Maybe start by visiting DC and complaining to the people who could stop their anti-American censorship, loudly and longly every day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 09:15 AM (HaL55)

309 Yeah, well I'm trapped in an area that requires Dicks

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2019 09:05 AM (nRWPy)

Does your town ban lesbians?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 09:15 AM (wYseH)

310 >>If I were you, I'd consult the bones, trinkets and astrolabe for the next winning lottery numbers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (j0JAA)

You are not me.

You are FenelonSpoke, and you live in New Jersey.

Zod knows this. He does not know "which exit" in New Jersey.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (XzT/D)

311 Chik-Fil-A should maybe try a keto menu ... or lowcarb, high good fat. But fast food revolves around the sandwich ... no plasticware needed. Still, might reach into a niche that fast food doesn't serve very well right now.
Posted by: illiniwek


They run salad bowls so they have plasticware. And they have a grilled chicken sandwich without the breading and grilled nuggets.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (sE4m0)

312 >>The woman expected to replace Cummings had a seizure and was hospitalized.

Uh. . .?
Does Hillary Clinton need an ally in that spot or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (9IhJH)

313
Disgusting ads running in Times Square. Imagine the outrage if this had been done to Obama or for that matter any Democrat.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ekxs2x

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (wiXsO)

314 It is just absolutely bizarre reading the "news" from the left.

A free-form freshmen English brainstorm on "I really hate Trump" would be more coherent

Then wade into the comments--good lord!!

I'd bet $100 a poll of "did Trump pay hookers to pee on a bed in a Moscow hotel?" would get 80% of Dems to say "yes."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (cXp0V)

315 Assange was one that said he had proof it was not the Russians (looks like it was Seth) ... they didn't want to know ... that was Mueller, but he could have testified to anyone, same story with several others, as I recall. It seems too crafted to me ... but we can't see what they are really doing. And Barr can subpoena, more hope from that side.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:00 AM (Cus5s)

I've heard that it was Sessions who shutdown a plea deal with Assange very early in the admin. And I think Pompeo was one of the people pushing to make the deal, IIRC.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (Xqo6t)

316 Jharles Chonson hasn't been seen in public in over a decade.

The conjecture is that he's grown so corpulent he's become a complete shut-in.

Diary of Daedalus offered a substantial reward a few years back for anyone who could get or find a recent-ish pic of the grotesquely obese shut-in. It's still unclaimed.

Doubt Fatboy could pry himself off his Cheeto-dust-and Mountain-Dew-encrusted sofa to go protest anything.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (1XNk8)

317 306 Anybody happen to see the pictures and video of the gun fight in Mexico yesterday? The feds arrested one of El Chapo's sons and a small army of his thugs showed up and got into a raging fight with the Mexican feds and forced them to set El Chapo's son free.

Wild stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (ZLI7S)
---------

Really crystallizes who's in charge in Mexico. Yikes.

Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 09:17 AM (G0vdT)

318 "Does your town ban lesbians?"


They can do that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (cqNba)

319 302 At certain times I have a particularly affinity for the larger posterior, and I assure you I am telling the truth.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (krYGQ)

I go for the long, lithe types with the gams, especially dancers' gams. Barrie Chase in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World" was my first cinematic crush.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (H8QX8)

320 >>I'd bet $100 a poll of "did Trump pay hookers to pee on a bed in a Moscow hotel?" would get 80% of Dems to say "yes." Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (cXp0V)

"No, but if he didn't, he should've. Some things are so odd you may have to pay to see them, if only to have the bar-story to tell."

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (XzT/D)

321 Does your town ban lesbians?"

It's a Subaru free zone

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (6qErC)

322 318 "Does your town ban lesbians?"


They can do that?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (cqNba)



I smell a sequel to "Footloose..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (zBaqJ)

323 Huh.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6hotd39

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (nvBpO)

324 Could someone kindly post a link to the subway beatdown in England? It's Friday and I'd like some mental sunshine to start the weekend.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 09:19 AM (HaL55)

325
Strap-on Loose? Nah...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:20 AM (zBaqJ)

326 Anybody happen to see the pictures and video of the gun fight in Mexico yesterday"

Not here!

/da newz

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:20 AM (6qErC)

327 Speaking of "Bone Tomahawk," was the presence of the two mute, blinded, pregnant troglodyte women at the indication of a sequel? Their presence didn't move the story forward in any other way.

Because if so, giddyap.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:20 AM (XzT/D)

328 "I'd bet $100 a poll of "did Trump pay hookers to pee on a bed in a Moscow hotel?" would get 80% of Dems to say "yes." Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (cXp0V) "

I'm still going to go with my opinion on the Trump Vs Cummings dust up.

It all started with Trump betting Pence ten bucks that he could get the Left to deny that Baltimore has rats.

On live TV.

Next morning.....

"Pay Me!!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:20 AM (cqNba)

329 Why would the Climate alarmists in London attack an underground station?.

--

They're obviously mindless, useful idiots. They go out into the world, like blind people swinging in all directions until they hit something, not knowing what they're going after or why.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:21 AM (JoUsr)

330 >>I've heard that it was Sessions who shutdown a plea deal with Assange very early in the admin. And I think Pompeo was one of the people pushing to make the deal, IIRC.

Comey.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 09:22 AM (ZLI7S)

331 Doubt Fatboy could pry himself off his Cheeto-dust-and Mountain-Dew-encrusted sofa to go protest anything.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (1XNk


I remember seeing a video clip of that fat fuck trying to explain his brilliance in believing in global warming. It was so pathetic I almost felt sorry for him. Maybe the few imbeciles he still hadn't banned were smart enough to advise him to live a life of seclusion.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 09:22 AM (y7DUB)

332 Flipping thru the national newz and one big story is... Dorothy Stratten murder 40 years ago?

Yeah, media is "influential"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 18, 2019 09:22 AM (6qErC)

333 Jharles Chonson hasn't been seen in public in over a decade.

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He's hiding out with David Miscaviage's wife?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:22 AM (JoUsr)

334 286 City council approved plans on Thursday.

I guess because they approved plans it became newsworthy. It's on the bottom row of stories on the Bing dot com page.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:11 AM (sE4m0)


I have a link on the ONT

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:23 AM (mpXpK)

335 Could someone kindly post a link to the subway beatdown in England? It's Friday and I'd like some mental sunshine to start the weekend.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



https://cnb.cx/2OW3Z1A

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:23 AM (sE4m0)

336 " Could someone kindly post a link to the subway beatdown in England? It's Friday and I'd like some mental sunshine to start the weekend."



https://twitter.com/mahatir_pasha/status/1184713704673366016?s=20

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:23 AM (cqNba)

337 >>331 Doubt Fatboy could pry himself off his Cheeto-dust-and Mountain-Dew-encrusted sofa to go protest anything. Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 09:16 AM (1XNk

It's like the Japanese adage about booze: "First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man."

But with tentacle pron. Zod leaves it to others to math out.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:23 AM (XzT/D)

338 I think Chi-Fil-A should offer German Potato Salad to compliment its sandwiches. It is basically Chicken Schnietzel. I also think Colonel Sanders made a huge mistake taking collard greens off the menu. The Colonel seldom makes mistakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2019 09:24 AM (yRAFu)

339 Hell, here's the link


NYC's democrat dominated city council along with commie DeBlasio are going to spend $9B to close Riker's Island prison. Why? Because they can and stupid people elected them.


https://tinyurl.com/yyj69tra

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

340 "Assange very early in the admin. And I think Pompeo was one of the people pushing to make the deal, IIRC."Posted by: Serious Cat


it seems like "GlobalDeepState" sequestered Assange into a London dungeon ... idk. A Fox reporter spoke with Assange directly ... her brother was his lawyer or some such ... he died, she met and was interviewed about it. Assange told her (pretty directly) it was Seth ... and asked her to tell the parents so they would know.


That reporter later changed her story, but she laid out a lot of details, can't change everything and remain credible ... lots of weird stuff like that, pressure applied to change stories, kill or imprison witnesses ... Deep State at work covering their crimes. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 09:24 AM (Cus5s)

341 Could someone kindly post a link to the subway beatdown in England? It's Friday and I'd like some mental sunshine to start the weekend.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him


https://tinyurl.com/yy5m2zd8


Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2019 09:24 AM (yb6r+)

342 322 318 "Does your town ban lesbians?"


They can do that?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (cqNba)



I smell a sequel to "Footloose..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (zBaqJ)

Scruntloose?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 09:24 AM (JFO2v)

343 "Does your town ban lesbians?"


They can do that?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (cqNba)



I smell a sequel to "Footloose..."

-
Flannel-goose

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 09:24 AM (+y/Ru)

344 Huh.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6hotd39
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 09:18 AM (nvBpO)
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TDS has caused Comey to go insane.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 09:26 AM (wiXsO)

345 Great...I'm gonna have a Loggins' Footloose earworm for the remainder of the morning.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:26 AM (JoUsr)

346
Didn't link it but DeBolshevik illegaly used city employees to work on his 2020 prexy campaign.

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:26 AM (zBaqJ)

347 345 Great...I'm gonna have a Loggins' Footloose earworm for the remainder of the morning.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:26 AM (JoUsr)

or the macon bacon scene

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 09:27 AM (JFO2v)

348 >>https://tinyurl.com/yy5m2zd8

That was nice, thanks.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:28 AM (XzT/D)

349 A sceneworm!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:28 AM (JoUsr)

350 Many thanks for that link, rickb223. The sun is out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 09:29 AM (HaL55)

351
DeBolshevik fraud:

https://nypost.com/2019/10/17/internal-emails-

reveal-de-blasio-had-city-hall-staff-help-with-re-election-bid/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2019 09:29 AM (zBaqJ)

352 >>345 Great...I'm gonna have a Loggins' Footloose earworm for the remainder of the morning.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:26 AM (JoUsr)

Now I gotta cut loose! Footloose! Kick off your Sun-877-KARS FOR KIDS, K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:29 AM (XzT/D)

353 I smell a sequel to "Footloose..."

-
Flannel-goose
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Would you take a gander at that?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:30 AM (sE4m0)

354 I smell a sequel to "Footloose..."

-
Flannel-goose
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Would you take a gander at that?

--

That would ruffle some feathers.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 18, 2019 09:30 AM (JoUsr)

355 >>Sun-877-KARS FOR KIDS, K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS. Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:29 AM (XzT/D)

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT "SUN" AND "ONE" RHYME, AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO DIAL A "ONE" FIRST TO CALL THE TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO DONATE YOUR CAR TO THE KIDS.

Posted by: Zod Roethlisburger at October 18, 2019 09:31 AM (XzT/D)

356 Anybody happen to see the pictures and video of the gun fight in Mexico yesterday"

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Here's the story.

https://cbsn.ws/2MprxdC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 09:31 AM (+y/Ru)

357
Nice phase used in the Hill article linked, the Ukraine election interference is "unproven."

Just how has it been "unproven?"



'Russian Collusion' was never called 'unproven.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2019 09:32 AM (oVJmc)

358 That would ruffle some feathers.
Posted by: Lady in Black



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (sE4m0)

359 "35
Voters Souring on Several Vulnerable GOP Senators


I won't go look it iup but I would bet they are all RINOs and DIABLOs like Collins."

...and you would win a prize if that weren't such low-hanging fruit. The poison of Bush/Romney/McConnell/Ryan/Rove is being excised from the body politic. Some of the troubled senators are not even in particularly hard states for Republicans to win, but their cuckiness turn off Republicans.

The Trump GOP is going to be lit as fuck if we get him across the finish line in 2020 and keep these morons on the sidelines until they are a bad memory.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (iw59Q)

360 "35
Voters Souring on Several Vulnerable GOP Senators


I won't go look it iup but I would bet they are all RINOs and DIABLOs like Collins."

...and you would win a prize if that weren't such low-hanging fruit. The poison of Bush/Romney/McConnell/Ryan/Rove is being excised from the body politic. Some of the troubled senators are not even in particularly hard states for Republicans to win, but their cuckiness turn off Republicans.

The Trump GOP is going to be lit as fuck if we get him across the finish line in 2020 and keep these morons on the sidelines until they are a bad memory.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (iw59Q)

361 Art it up

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 09:33 AM (sE4m0)

362 Thanks to everybody. I hope those useful idiots are missing some teeth today. It was a lot less than what they deserved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 09:34 AM (HaL55)

363 Targeting People With Mental Illness and Dementia for Euthanasia (Leftists and aging Democrats, so what's the problem? - jjs)

Just so long as they can still vote Democrat after they're dead.

Posted by: Leftists and aging Democrats! at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (I2/tG)

364
Moron Robbie? Gotta disagree with ya on "is your answer reasonable", as that's the best final check on finding a stupid mistake, like a misplaced decimal point. Your work can check out just fine, but if your answer is out in left field, "you sure fucked that up, didncha?", to quote a certain petty officer.

Of course, if the implication is that a reasonable answer is as good as the RIGHT answer...uhm, never mind.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (NpUXZ)

365 317 306 Anybody happen to see the pictures and video of the gun fight in Mexico yesterday? The feds arrested one of El Chapo's sons and a small army of his thugs showed up and got into a raging fight with the Mexican feds and forced them to set El Chapo's son free.
Wild stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 09:14 AM (ZLI7S)
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Really crystallizes who's in charge in Mexico. Yikes.
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 09:17 AM (G0vdT)

It's proof, as if any were needed, that one of the biggest problems in Mexico (and the rest of Central America) is that the Cartels are stronger than, and outgun the Central Government. That's why those governments can't make any serious move against them.

Much was said about the new Presidente of Mexico being a socialist - but unless he can find a way to militarily impose the authority of the Central Government over the cartels, then he is just another powerless pencil pusher in a cozy office.

If there is any doubt, *every* Mexican State and City near the US Border is run by the Cartels, who only pay lip service to any central control. And by that I mean every judge, every policeman, every mayor, is on the Cartel's payroll. if they aren't they end up dead very fast.

and before being too hard on the Mexicans, remember that there are quite a few US officials at all levels who are on the Cartel's payroll as well. Including a few congressmen and women.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2019 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

366 Of course, if the implication is that a reasonable answer is as good as the RIGHT answer...uhm, never mind.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 18, 2019 09:35 AM (NpUXZ)

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Yeah, that's how it was presented on the page and the only reason I noticed it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 09:40 AM (krYGQ)

367 the workshop warned that the practices of grading writing maintained White language supremacy.
___________

That stuff in that article is such utter bullshit.

There is no "white language" so there is obviously no "white language supremacy."

There is only English, and the rules of English are the same for everybody, regardless of whether they are white, black, red, yellow, or purple.

White kids don't come out of the womb knowing how to conjugate the verb "to be" -- they learn it, and black and hispanic and asian kids can certainly learn it too.

And suggesting that non-whites are incapable of learning how to use English according to the rules is what is really raaaaaaacist and "white supremacist."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 18, 2019 09:42 AM (k4dH2)

368 But with tentacle pron. Zod leaves it to others to math out.
Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2019 09:23 AM


It doesn't take ghod-like powers to pronounce things like that, given the less-than-omniscient awareness needed of mathemaphobia around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 09:47 AM (DMUuz)

369 So this guy Mifsud was used to set up Flynn and Papdopoulos. Read the Mifsud pieces - really helps to piece everything together. Barr and Durham know what happened and they've got M's phones.

Posted by: Liz at October 18, 2019 10:04 AM (Wv/W7)

370 Re the idiot in Dallas with the gun and body armor -
"The identity of the man arrested is not known and neither is his motive.
Police are currently taking him in for a mental evaluation, which seems a
bit unusual since his weapon was legal and nearly everyone carries in
Texas."

"Nearly everyone carries in Texas" -

What a stupid biased ignorant of Texas statement.
PJ Media has it's head up it's ass on this one.

A lot of people here carry, most people don't. Plain fact.
We have plenty of guns, but we're not all walking around with them.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 18, 2019 10:07 AM (37IEG)

371 "She pulled that not-so-cunning stunt"

Oh, I dunno. She's so, so cunning.

*Full disclosure, my keyboard's "t" is broken.

Posted by: Scott M at October 18, 2019 10:57 AM (8regv)

372 Please inform your rep via email one way or the other.

Bring our soldiers home.
Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2019 07:57 AM (Y274z)

Make America Whiny Again.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:06 AM (qBdNM)

373 Too many people just want to go right back to the 1930s. It just goes to show that no one reads history nor remotely cares about what can be learned there.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:08 AM (qBdNM)

374 Funny how Beto Pancho is all concerned about people respecting the law...except when it comes to people who cross the border illegally, by not going through a port of entry, and not presenting themselves to CBP at said port of entry.

(Instituting exit visas to ensure people do not overstay their visas would be nice.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:11 AM (qBdNM)

375 Today's the 18th, JJ.

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (K45p2)

376 Nancy is repulsive and PDT should have sent her for drug test.

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (FJrl0)

377 The California Gas Tax, that Newsom plundered for the High Speed Rail, lots of mythbusting about the proposition to repeal the tax (Prop. 6), including this site: https://rebuildsocal.org/prop-6-myths-and-facts/

Myth #1: The money will go to the High Speed Rail.

Fact: No funds from SB1 [the gas tax hike] will be used to fund high speed rail. California's state-maintained highways and bridges will receive roughly half of SB 1 revenue: roughly $26 Billion.

The other half will go to local roads, transit agencies and an expansion of the state's growing network of pedestrian and cycle routes. There is no remaining balance that could be used for the high speed rail project.


People need to swing. And not in the fun way.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (9LIpg)

378 Bringing up old history, remember that the Chi-Coms have a history of funneling money to vice-presidents in odd ways. AND, that the so-called Justice Department blocked and hindered investigations, even stopping attempts for warrants to prevent destruction of evidence (!!!):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_United_States_campaign_finance_controversy

This was back in the mid '90s. How much Quid-Pro-Quo did they get out of the Clinton White House then? And how much in the Obama White House?

Posted by: Another Anon at October 18, 2019 12:41 PM (0gLzw)

ONT: Keepin' The Disgust Fresh Edition

I usually try to mix things up on my ONTs, a little news, a little funny, a little politics, a little pathos; but this means that sometimes I have negative stories that don't get used right away, and they just sit in my “ONT stuff” tabs. Well, tonight I'm cleaning up the tabs, so grab a big cup of water and strap in for the long haul. Here, I've got just the thing:

Water.jpg

Why We're Here

We Teach Nothing, We Know Nothing—and That Could Cost the United States Everything

At least when I went to school I got an education. Yes, it may have been slanted left, but it was pretty easy to find out actual facts (which inevitably contradicted the slant) and make up my own mind. No longer.

History1.jpg

We can see this everywhere.

Steve Kerr Belongs in the Moron Hall of Fame

We've all seen the famous picture of the man standing down the line of tanks in Tienanmen Square. As awe-inspiring as than man's courage is, I like this suggestion I saw on twitter recently:


Something to think about.

Everything You Think You Know Is A Lie

Not everything, of course, but one can't deny that many of the institutions of our country actively work to enforce a narrative rather than having a commitment to truth.

Forget Me Not: The Persistent Myth of Repressed Memories

Well, you say, that's just one example, and it's a profession dealing with potentially damaged individuals already. First of all, try telling that to people who spent decades in jail for “satanic child abuse”. Second, how often do you see the following mentioned?


Abortion tied to sharp decline in women's mental health


Now, to be fair, that's CBS news, but how often do you see this covered? We on the pro-life side tend to focus on the murder of the child, which is the most important issue here, of course, but in doing so we cede the “women's health” argument to the opposition.

For the study, researchers analyzed data on 877,000 women, including 164,000 who had an abortion. They found women who had an abortion experienced an 81 percent increased risk for mental problems.
Women who had an abortion were 34 percent more likely to develop an anxiety disorder, 37 percent more likely to experience depression, 110 percent more likely to abuse alcohol, 155 percent more likely to commit suicide, and 220 percent more likely to use marijuana.
Nearly 10 percent of the problems could be attributed to abortion, the authors concluded.


Maybe we shouldn't. If those numbers don't scare the crap out of you, you're not paying attention. Why? Money and politics.

ONT Halftime Break



Subsidy 2: Electric Boogaloo

Old Tesla models spontaneously stop working


I'm not a big fan of electric cars. Oh, I think the constant acceleration aspect of them is very nice indeed, and there may be a place for them, but if they're the car of the future, then they should earn that title by offering a product that is superior to the competition, one that has earned its stripes in the marketplace. How many electric or hybrid cars do you think would be on the roads if the government wasn't taking our money and using it to bribe other people to buy them? A lot fewer, I'm sure. Look, I've heard that Teslas are nice cars. I know a guy who has one and he loves it. But if they're such great cars, they shouldn't need a big old money transfer to succeed, should they?

Politics


Kurt Eichenwald Posts 1983 Image of Child Earthquake Victims to Bash Trump Over Syria Pullout

Just like ABC using edited footage from the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot “accidentally”.

Of course, every president inherits problems from their predecessors.


How Obama’s team set up Trump’s Syrian dilemma


Here's an interesting thread about Trump's Syrian strategy. I don't know if this is true, but I would rate it plausible:



Click on the tweet to read the entire thread.

Ignorance Is Not Bliss


Well, it probably is for the ignorant. The rest of us? Not so much. Like this girl:

Kansas 13-year-old girl who pointed finger gun at classmates charged with a felony

Or this woman:

Mum charged with murder ‘for shooting dead boy, 18, who raped her six-year-old daughter’

Assuming that he really did rape the little girl, I'm having trouble caring.


The Fallout

Cast off: how knitters turned nasty

And here it is all working together in the real world, destroying a community of mostly artistic people who generally have very little interest in politics, or at least have had little interest in politics in their hobby.

And to top it all off, my wife just measured and my 14 YO is now 1/2" taller than me.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the American people:

T1pTheF.jpg


The Yahoo Group hopes you sleep well.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:04 PM




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1 Yes... I am still Around.

*Plants Flag*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

3 Turd

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:05 PM (f7Tfe)

4 Missed it by that much...oh, well! Off to sleep. 'Night, all!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 17, 2019 10:05 PM (ECrgQ)

5 Nice!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 10:05 PM (cqNba)

6 Turdus Noctus, ALH?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2019 10:06 PM (DMUuz)

7 Keepin' The Disgust Fresh Edition
________

*he reads while listening to "Seventeen" by Winger, wondering where the content will bring him*

*deep inhale*

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 10:06 PM (NH9pa)

8 WTG Slap!! You're the master!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

9 So the local news Cummings tongue bath continues on the 10:00 news.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (cqNba)

10 "Missed it by that much...oh, well! Off to sleep. 'Night, all!"
-Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 17, 2019 10:05 PM (ECrgQ)

You can sleep tight, Linn Ridge, knowing that you never had a chance.

G'Night, Linn!

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

11 The Chinese cover-up of the Tienanmen massacre may have one problem for them-- they swept it under the rug so good it has no value to intimidate the current crop of protestors.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (oVJmc)

12 Evening folks

Posted by: wing at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

13

The gap between the reality-based conservatives, and the imaginary-coddled leftists, grows wider and wider.


They say Trump is evil and don't even give examples any more.

Trump is correct, they are sick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

14 Did not read the content.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 10:09 PM (NiXyF)

15 *long exhale*

That was a really decent ONT -- wasn't disgusted at all!

(Now I'm oddly disappointed.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 10:09 PM (NH9pa)

16 6 Turdus Noctus, ALH?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2019 10:06 PM (DMUuz)

Hi Duncanthrax! What ever you think, I think.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (f7Tfe)

17 >>*Plants Flag*


I read that as:

*Pants Fag*

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (VWznU)

18 Women who had an abortion were 34 percent more likely to develop an anxiety disorder, 37 percent more likely to experience depression, 110 percent more likely to abuse alcohol, 155 percent more likely to commit suicide, and 220 percent more likely to use marijuana. Nearly 10 percent of the problems could be attributed to abortion, the authors concluded.
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Because of the stigma around abortion. Duh!

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (bqVrU)

19 "WTG Slap!! You're the master!"
-Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

*HAH!* ...all it is going to take is One Gamer Kid with faster reflexes and I will easily be Dethroned.

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (Ckg4U)

20 Women who had an abortion were 34 percent more likely to develop an anxiety disorder, 37 percent more likely to experience depression, 110 percent more likely to abuse alcohol, 155 percent more likely to commit suicide, and 220 percent more likely to use marijuana.

Hard to tell which way the arrow of causality is on this one. Seems like all that stuff would make you more likely to have an abortion.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (h2Bdk)

21 MOLON LABE

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (dQowp)

22 I read that as:



*Pants Fag*

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (VWznU)

No comment.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (bqVrU)

23 I got the Bronze. I may be slow, but I'm still ahead of most of you.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (f7Tfe)

24 A very interesting strategy.
And quite plausible. If only the rest of Washington and the media would meet the President half way and have real discussions about this stuff, this would get the public analysis it deserves.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (axyOa)

25 MOLON LABE
Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:10 PM (dQowp)

muthafucka!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)

26 Venting... I'm so pissed at Andy Reid right now. Why would call a QB sneak with Mahomes hurt? Why? Now his knee is fucked up. That's the season. I'm so mad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

27 " ...
...

Don't shout,

And wave it about,

Or the others will be wanting one too."


4 wasps, LOL !


PDT:
"come and take it !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (bwo3w)

28 Those are fake tweets, right? Or people competing to be ironic, right?

Right?

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (DuZls)

29 Thanks for the ONT.

The Tienanmen Square aftermath should be titled simply: Gun Control.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2019 10:12 PM (ycWCI)

30 "Women who had an abortion were 34 percent more likely to develop an anxiety disorder, 37 percent more likely to experience depression, 110 percent more likely to abuse alcohol, 155 percent more likely to commit suicide"

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Personal experience evaluates as:

[ ] Not true
[X] True

I wasn't in the picture during the time of the abortion but jeebus, did I reap the whirlwind.

Hope you are at peace now Babe.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

31 Yahoo group eh. Sounds very 2002

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 10:12 PM (Bf3hj)

32 Holy CRAP
What President has EVER said


"COME AND TAKE IT"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:12 PM (dQowp)

33 Go away! Watchin' the speech...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 17, 2019 10:13 PM (7WaWV)

34 Cucked by Canada:

@jadler1969

Toronto Raptors fans to give away thousands of pro-Hong Kong shirts on opening night

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2019 10:13 PM (1Vobx)

35 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (VWznU)

36 at least we will always have Kurt to kick around. biggest lolcow on the internet.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (L94AM)

37 "COME AND TAKE IT"
Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:12 PM (dQowp)
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Ah can imagine sayin it a time or two.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (DuZls)

38 Slap is Back!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (EZebt)

39 Do you think Trump lurks here? Sure seems like it.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (f7Tfe)

40 Bottom 5th, Bases Loaded, One Out Yankees looking to score with Torres at-bat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Ckg4U)

41 Lots of money involved when the US intervenes militarily somewhere.

Lots of fingers in the pie.

Trump is taking away the pie.

"Orange Man Bad!!"

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (8Wt/d)

42 Holy CRAP
What President has EVER said


"COME AND TAKE IT"
Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:12 PM (dQowp)

right?

I just about started a mosh pit of just me and my Everlast Brand Heavy bag.

This man fights!

*cues up Slayer*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

43 Speech over... Never gets old, hearing GEOTUS speak!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (7WaWV)

44 Mahommes out for the year.

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Bf3hj)

45 26 Venting... I'm so pissed at Andy Reid right now. Why would call a QB sneak with Mahomes hurt? Why? Now his knee is fucked up. That's the season. I'm so mad.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

Beats a Time Out, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

46 -Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (EZebt)

*fist-bump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 17, 2019 10:15 PM (Ckg4U)

47 Do you think Trump lurks here? Sure seems like it.


We will know for sure the first time he tweets "LOLGF."

Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 10:15 PM (2KYgn)

48 Mahommes out for the year.

That hasn't been determined yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

49 "mahommes out for the year..."

pbuh.

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Pg+x7)

50 The thing I like about this strategy is it makes sense. There is a vision of what success looks like. There is a goal.
Right now there isn't a general in the Pentagon or any of the talking head retired Generals who cold tell us right now what victory looks like.
We are living with the ramifications of Obama's "perfumed princes."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:16 PM (axyOa)

51 >>Mahommes out for the year.


Fuck the NFL.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:16 PM (VWznU)

52 ...Oh, it wasn't the actual team giving the shirts away, so we're still good with our semi-non-ball status.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2019 10:17 PM (1Vobx)

53 30,000 are outside, watching on monitors.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:17 PM (cfSLd)

54 41 Lots of money involved when the US intervenes militarily somewhere.

Lots of fingers in the pie.

Trump is taking away the pie.

"Orange Man Bad!!"
Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2019 10:14 PM (8Wt/d)


We're talking about tiny numbers of troops here. There's more money in training and equipping our regional allies, and I doubt that's going to slow down.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:17 PM (h2Bdk)

55 If Mitt Romney was really going to put black people back in chains, you'd think that would be more important than his stand against Trump. You could appreciate his "integrity" when he wanted to put black people back in chains?

Because there is no proof that Joe Biden was lying or fear-mongering.

Posted by: Cognitive Dissonance at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (DuZls)

56 Good Thursday evening, Horde.

It's been a week...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

57
26 Venting... I'm so pissed at Andy Reid right now.
Why would call a QB sneak with Mahomes hurt? Why? Now his knee is fucked
up. That's the season. I'm so mad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)



Beats a Time Out, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

If he had been behind Denvers line, he'd be dead.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (LOq4H)

58 Dang, I forgot there was a rally tonight. Was it great as usual? Any special taunts?

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (8Wt/d)

59 Generals are no different than CIA Directors, FBI Heads or any other Government Company Men.

Deep Staters.

All of them have equal parts of self interest to mitigate any Patriotism that might be present.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (VWznU)

60 30,000 are outside, watching on monitors.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:17 PM (cfSLd)

But. You know. He's unpopular and shit. Cuz reasons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)

61 Women who had an abortion were 34 percent more likely to develop an anxiety disorder, 37 percent more likely to experience depression, 110 percent more likely to abuse alcohol, 155 percent more likely to commit suicide, and 220 percent more likely to use marijuana.

I'm not sure why this is surprising to anyone.

I also bet there is a big distinction between women who had an abortion, and went on to have children; and women who had an abortion, and never had any children.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

62 53 30,000 are outside, watching on monitors.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:17 PM (cfSLd)

They are all having a good time, too, even though they've been standing up for hours. Most will have sore feet for a few days.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:19 PM (f7Tfe)

63 I want on the jury where that mom is on the dock.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:19 PM (L94AM)

64 I'm too tired to read the bull crap from trolls tonight.

They're acting like they're awfully worried.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

65 Dang, I forgot there was a rally tonight. Was it great as usual? Any special taunts?
Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (8Wt/d)

he was, dare I say it?

En Fuego!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

66 Most excellent ONT - Thanks, WeirdDave!

Esp like that Syria tweet thread - Yes!

MIL Update: Mom was move out of ICU this afternoon, she's no longer considered critical - WooHoo!

Surgery on her ankles is scheduled for tomorrow morning (as of now). She was pretty "with it" when I visited with her this afternoon, no problems during the move, and her new room is much nicer.

Tom is also a little better: for the first time since he's been there he's off the vent (good news). His heart is still an issue so no surgery planned any time soon.

Posted by: ibguy at October 17, 2019 10:20 PM (EHVbt)

67 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Hi MisHum! Did you get any snow today?

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:20 PM (f7Tfe)

68 task tsk

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 10:20 PM (Bf3hj)

69 We will know for sure the first time he tweets "LOLGF."


Posted by: shibumi


Heard he's being "restricted" on twatter...whatever the hell that means.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

70 Great news about your MIL, Ibguy.

Prayers continue.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

71 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2019 10:21 PM (ZCEU2)

72 https://tinyurl.com/yy7p87qr

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Bf3hj)

73 I'm too tired to read the bull crap from trolls tonight.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

Aw, come on . . .

I have POLL figures . . .

Wha'd'ya say?

Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:22 PM (NH9pa)

74 One person showed at Mark Sandford's campaign launch!

LOLGF.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:22 PM (DuZls)

75 Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 17, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)
---
Next time, Slap. Next time....

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (ECrgQ)

76 Aw, come on . . .

I have POLL figures . . .

Wha'd'ya say?


No tonight, dahlin.

I have a headache.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

77 Our governor, a "republican" in a deep red western state, decreed that flags should be at half staff for Cummings. Explain that to me. Pretty soon, all flags will be flown at half staff all the time - designated mourning of the week.

Posted by: oldgeezer at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Cnt04)

78

Toronto Raptors fans to give away thousands of pro-Hong Kong shirts on opening night



Fuckin' A.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (oVJmc)

79 Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:20 PM (f7Tfe)


55 & sunny
Nope no snow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

80 Jewells I was never an Andy Reid fan. I don't know if you saw it last night, but I thanked you for your most beautiful bracelets, they are simply gorgeous! Have a blast at the MoMe, I'll be there in spirit.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (a4EWo)

81 Heard he's being "restricted" on twatter...whatever the hell that means.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)


Twitter's zero tolerance policy, so Trump gets put in a corner of the internet. And it's the opening salvos in Big Tech's attempt to influence the 2020 election.

Posted by: RickZ at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Y8PSl)

82
30,000 are outside, watching on monitors.
Posted by: t-bird


At the Beto rally?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aKsyK)

83 moron bullcrap is quality bullcrap. not like troll poo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (L94AM)

84 One person showed at Mark Sandford's campaign launch!

LOLGF.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:22 PM (DuZls)

And from what I saw, it was the cub reporter assigned to cover it.

Nevertheless! Booger snort laugh!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

85 Ace: "I also think it will never happen, because as much as Trump denigrates the legacy media and tarnished brand-names, he still craves the approval of the legacy media and he has, for personal reasons, an unreasonable faith in brand names."


Wow. This is one of the dumbest takes ever. Sorry, but I cannot believe Ace even wrote that, it's so stupid. Trump "craves the approval" of old media? What?? Sounds exactly like something the Thumb would say. Sorry, don't see it, not in the least. Pathetic.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (5AVMW)

86 Trumps energy is unbelievable

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

87 >>55 & sunny
Nope no snow


Wait 2-3 days. You might get a surprise.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (VWznU)

88 Who knew that moving 1,500 US troops in Syria would cause the collapse of years of American foreign policy in the Middle East?

Posted by: Chuckie Schumer! at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

89 I could see Alex the Chick being an instructor.

https://cbsloc.al/33yZ0Ir

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (cqNba)

90 Trump "craves the approval" of old media?

Trump has obviously viewed the New York Times with justified contempt for decades.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

91 Due to overwhelming request, I am proud to announce my campaign for the presidency.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (DuZls)

92 Venting... I'm so pissed at Andy Reid right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

If it makes you feel any better, its a stupid fucking grabass game and it doesn't matter who wins. Unlike the third picture in this post.

Posted by: drerbrererd at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (F7uYR)

93
Hard to tell which way the arrow of causality is on this one. Seems like all that stuff would make you more likely to have an abortion.



One thing is sure, though-- having the abortion doesn't make these things LESS likely. It's not solving these people's problems.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (oVJmc)

94 Love the ONT, Weird Dave!

Hoping against hope that those tweets at the end are not real, but I fear they are...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (41IAp)

95 Posted by: ibguy at October 17, 2019 10:20 PM (EHVbt)
---
Thanks for the update, ibguy. Prayers for Marilyn, Tom, and for you and the rest of your family.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (ECrgQ)

96 59 Generals are no different than CIA Directors, FBI Heads or any other Government Company Men.

Deep Staters.

All of them have equal parts of self interest to mitigate any Patriotism that might be present.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:18 PM (VWznU)


Particularly when we don't have a hot war going, ranks above LtC get mostly filled (there are exceptions) by people with good political instincts. Sometimes we get lucky and they're also good military leaders. Sometimes we don't and they spend their time lining up post-retirement jobs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

97 Somewhere, Egg McMuffin is pointing at Mark Sanford and laughing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (oVJmc)

98 I am just waiting for our wonderful press to start the usual denigrating of Melania's WH Christmas decorations.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (3SIip)

99 If Mitt Romney was really going to put black people
back in chains, you'd think that would be more important than his stand
against Trump. You could appreciate his "integrity" when he wanted to
put black people back in chains?



Because there is no proof that Joe Biden was lying or fear-mongering.
--------------------------------

USB cookie for anyone who can interpret this twaddle.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (4XwET)

100 The wasp cup must have been ordered by an entomologist.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (41IAp)

101 I have a headache.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

Fair enough. I'm all snuggly in my flannel onesie and sometimes when I'm this comfortable I just don't feel the bile and antagonism.

Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (NH9pa)

102 Well, that one with the strategy matches what I wrote in one of last night's threads. We went in to squish ISIS. ISIS is toast. So why are we sticking around in Syria? Is there a new mission? If so, what? Is it to carve the country up? Maintain the status quo? Support the Assad regime? Install a new regime?


And if there is a new mission, shouldn't we debate it before deciding it? When has this debate been held? If not, when will it be held? If we shouldn't debate it, doesn't that just default to the Pentagon to do what it thinks it needs to do to protect the forces it has in the area? Why is letting the DoD run foreign policy in this area without any check from the American public a good idea?


Unless and until a debate is held on what we should do next since we have secured our stated objectives, I think withdrawing to a "don't make me come back here, and yes I am close enough to do so" position sounds like a very good plan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Z3XQO)

103 It's time to nuke the Turks, and put black people into chains!

Posted by: Mitt! at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

104 If it makes you feel any better, its a stupid fucking grabass game and it doesn't matter who wins. Unlike the third picture in this post.
Posted by: drerbrererd at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (F7uYR)
---
Every so often I try to forget that the NFL is at least slightly rigged.

And then I watched the Lions-Packers game....

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (DuZls)

105 At the Beto rally?

No, Beto is on 30,000 monitors at airports around the country.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (Ry8mf)

106 Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (VWznU)

The thing about living where I do, snow is a gimme in October

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

107
Fair enough. I'm all snuggly in my flannel onesie and sometimes when I'm this comfortable I just don't feel the bile and antagonism.
Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (NH9pa)


Just follow the light...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

108 Get us out of Afghanistan too, Mr President.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (Bf3hj)

109 Trumps energy is unbelievable
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

I said this earlier. I have never seen a president look younger as he advances in his administration.

He is one of those very rare human beings who thrives on conflict, who sleeps deeply for a few hours, and hops out of bed, ready to fuck shit up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)

110 USB cookie for anyone who can interpret this twaddle.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (4XwET)
---
What's the matter. All the elements are there. What's so hard to interpret?

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (DuZls)

111 Our governor, a "republican" in a deep red western state, decreed that flags should be at half staff for Cummings. Explain that to me. Pretty soon, all flags will be flown at half staff all the time - designated mourning of the week.
Posted by: oldgeezer at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Cnt04)


I wondered why flags were at half-staff. For that worthless shithead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (FXaFS)

112 >>The thing about living where I do, snow is a gimme in October


You don't say?

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (VWznU)

113 We went in to squish ISIS. ISIS is toast. So why are we sticking around in Syria? Is there a new mission?

As part of the boomerang, I hope this causes us to learn why Obama was there in the first place.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (Ry8mf)

114 Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (DuZls)

WWE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

115 The thing about living where I do, snow is a gimme in October

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Heh, from what I heard, it's even money in June.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:30 PM (LOq4H)

116 Oh I guess I did miss it Debby. I'm so glad you like them

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

117 go away DorkLord. the succubus picture in the monster manual needs you to fap again.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (L94AM)

118 The thing about living where I do, snow is a gimme in October
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

We finally got some cool weather. It was 46 degrees this morning. I had to wear a sweater.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (f7Tfe)

119 28 Those are fake tweets, right? Or people competing to be ironic, right?

Right?
Posted by: Axeman


Ever see the "Jay Walking" bit on Leno? Someone would be out on the streets of NYC with a microphone, and yes, they really were that stupid. As someone who pays school taxes, it was awful to watch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

120 107 Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:24 PM (VWznU)

The thing about living where I do, snow is a gimme in October
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)


It doesn't snow where I live. I remember it fondly from my childhood, but I'm not sure how much I'd appreciate it today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (h2Bdk)

121 Sometimes we don't and they spend their time lining up post-retirement jobs.

Dozens of US generals were relieved in the early part of World War II - it turned out that skill in peacetime political maneuvering did not necessarily translate into warfighting skill.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

122 Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (VWznU)

Yup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

123 moron bullcrap is quality bullcrap. not like troll poo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo
________

Aw, c'mon now -- I said I'd take it easy tonight.

Besides, your crack about troll poo really hits home -- stupid onesie with the stupid flap --

-- can't get the buttons --

-- yeah, I'll be back later, maybe

Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (NH9pa)

124 >>We went in to squish ISIS.




We went in and armed ISIS, first.

All sorts of pictures of that American Hero, John Mcain standing around and gladhanding ISIS while giving them weapons and US Tax dollars.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:32 PM (VWznU)

125
-- yeah, I'll be back later, maybe
Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (NH9pa)

Oh Major! Major! You forgot your shingle!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

126 The knitting story is exactly what has been happening, although they should have included Tusken Knits. I get blocked by these folks on Twitter, that I have never checked out. They want to make sure they don't hear from anyone outside the echo chamber.

And one of the meanest of the mean girls is Abby Fraquemont. Her parents were anthropologists that went to study native Central American weavers. (Running off memory here so I may get a detail wrong). Abby was a little girl and the locals taught her to spin and weave. You would think it's cultural apprpriation but not when the Left does it. Abby put together the first "friends and enemies" list

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 17, 2019 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)

127 The thing about living where I do, snow is a gimme in October

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Heh, from what I heard, it's even money in June.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:30 PM (LOq4H)


That isn't the remnant of fireworks floating down from the sky on July 4th.

Posted by: RickZ at October 17, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

128 oh my, the Astros are making themselves at home in Yankee Stadium

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:33 PM (L94AM)

129 118
go away DorkLord. the succubus picture in the monster manual needs you to fap again.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (L94AM


To be honest, back in the day I was willing to lose a couple of levels to that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 10:33 PM (Z3XQO)

130 Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:30 PM (LOq4H)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

131 Mommy lets me
jack my dick.
TDS has made
me sick.

Posted by: FartLord at October 17, 2019 10:34 PM (dQowp)

132 Oh, that's right, "Obama is literally a founder of ISIS". I hope he gets back to that some day.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:34 PM (aKxkI)

133 Also, after the '08 election, Hannity had someone on the street asking people who they had voted for, and who Obama's running mate was. They did this repeatedly, and only one person knew it was Biden. There were actually people who named Sarah Palin as Obama's running mate. These were people who had voted in the election.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

134 I rewound the rally and watched the last hour again

Man it was so great.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2019 10:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

135 Oh wow Astros..getting the crowd very quiet

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 10:35 PM (3SIip)

136 v nyevskii iork tozhe.

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)

137 Wooo...rastros.

Posted by: planet earth at October 17, 2019 10:35 PM (tH5fk)

138 You forgot your shingle!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot
________

MASH movie!! I swear, kids today have no cultural references.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 10:35 PM (NH9pa)

139 I agree with much of the abortion article that we shouldn't cede the women's health issue.

But I'm not a big fan of statistics without deeper investigation. In many cases, I question whether abortion is cause or effect for the issues listed.

Does having an abortion make you turn to drugs and alcohol, or does abusing drugs and alcohol make more likely to have an unwanted pregnancy for which you have an abortion?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (LQMoO)

140 Too much #winning
makes me blue.Democrats arefull of poo.

Posted by: FartLord at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (dQowp)

141 114 We went in to squish ISIS. ISIS is toast. So why are we sticking around in Syria? Is there a new mission?

As part of the boomerang, I hope this causes us to learn why Obama was there in the first place.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (Ry8mf)


All this hubub has caused me to remember how little discussion there was at the time. All of the sudden we were training and equipping people in country, and we had SOF operators running around doing God only knows what. And while they reported on it, the reporting was always in passing. No lengthy editorial screeds or talk of US imperialism.

I understand Assad isn't exactly a nice guy, but why we were getting involved in a Iran-KSA proxy war is beyond me.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (h2Bdk)

142 Thanks for the mish mash ONT WD...

And Steve Kerr wishes he could be a Moron.. nope, he's a flaming POS Commie loving socialist who hates America and everything that's great at it.

Fuck Kerr with a flaming barbed corn cob filled with Fire Ants...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (+ldAm)

143 122
Sometimes we don't and they spend their time lining up post-retirement jobs.



Dozens of US generals were relieved in the early part of World War
II - it turned out that skill in peacetime political maneuvering did not
necessarily translate into warfighting skill.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

George Marshall had his list of who he was going to retire and who he was going to jump over the heads of many if and when another general war broke out. Marshall was crucial in his role, I cannot think of anyone else who could have done it as well with less friction from personalities as him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (Z3XQO)

144 You haven't lived until you've been outside after a snowstorm, the sky is so clear the stars are burning at 7000 feet, and elk song fills your ears, in October.

A roaring fire and a Hennessy afterwards doesn't hurt either

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (Bf3hj)

145 Also, after the '08 election, Hannity had someone on the street asking people who they had voted for, and who Obama's running mate was. They did this repeatedly, and only one person knew it was Biden. There were actually people who named Sarah Palin as Obama's running mate. These were people who had voted in the election.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
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I try not to think about that kind of stuff when I want to think about the future of our republic. I think Mark Dice did that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (DuZls)

146 With my hand
Inside my pants
I can do the
Proggie dance!

Posted by: FartLord at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (dQowp)

147 MASH movie!! I swear, kids today have no cultural references.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 10:35 PM (NH9pa)

*old guy high five*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)

148 You would think it's cultural appropriation but not when the Left does it.

One of the leading radicals in Portland is a college professor who teaches Latin American history and culture. (He thinks that we are living in a "dictatorship" under Trump.)

He's whiter than I am, but shows no indication of resigning his position, so he can be replaced by a qualified Hispanic. Being punished for "cultural appropriation" is for the little people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

149 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2blxyld

https://tinyurl.com/y6ctv9a4

https://tinyurl.com/y2m2rho7

https://tinyurl.com/y3fzdzt5

https://tinyurl.com/yxrb5anp

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

150 Michelle Obama
is a man
I pull my pee pee
on the can

Posted by: FartLord at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (dQowp)

151 >>I understand Assad isn't exactly a nice guy, but why we were getting involved in a Iran-KSA proxy war is beyond me.


Because there are Senators and Representatives who make their graft through the Military and associated industries.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (VWznU)

152 Rick Perry resigned today. I always liked him. Wonder what he'll do next.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (f7Tfe)

153 Then there is Martha Plimpton's Planned Butcherhood audience that cheered and applauded when she announced that her first abortion was the best one. A different type of mental illness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

154 What's the matter. All the elements are there. What's so hard to interpret?

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:29 PM (DuZls)

Sorry Axe. I thought you were a new troll. Or an old one.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (4XwET)

155 155 Then there is Martha Plimpton's Planned Butcherhood audience that cheered and applauded when she announced that her first abortion was the best one. A different type of mental illness.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

I'd call it plain old evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

156 I thought Trump said Perry was leaving the end of the year?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (Lqy/e)

157 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxwqhm5v

https://tinyurl.com/y5v9rt4s

https://tinyurl.com/yxcjsat3

https://tinyurl.com/yyypvs96

https://tinyurl.com/yyrqgsfk


Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

158 Then there is Martha Plimpton's Planned Butcherhood
audience that cheered and applauded when she announced that her first
abortion was the best one. A different type of mental illness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

Godless freaks.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (4XwET)

159 Rick Perry resigned today. I always liked him. Wonder what he'll do next.
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (f7Tfe)

Well, after a long weekend, he's going to Lenscrafters to get some stylin' frames.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

160 George Marshall had his list of who he was going to retire and who he was going to jump over the heads of many if and when another general war broke out.

Marshall himself was still just a colonel in mid-1936.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

161 We should pray for stupid people too.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (UUkQp)

162 USB cookie for anyone who can interpret this twaddle.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (4XwET)
* * * *

No winner here, darn it. That twaddle was one hot mess.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (41IAp)

163 Rick Perry resigned today. I always liked him. Wonder what he'll do next.

He was at the Trump Rally tonight. PDT recognized him.
Maybe he will grab a six pack and sit on that famous N-Rock in the Texas sun.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (dQowp)

164 One of the leading radicals in Portland is a college professor who teaches Latin American history and culture. (He thinks that we are living in a "dictatorship" under Trump.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (I2/tG)
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One of the hardest things to do is watch these people run words through their lower digestive tract.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (DuZls)

165 The effect that abortions have on a woman's mental health does come up from time to time. You'll sometimes see stories related by women who've had an abortion and now regretted it due to issues such as depression.

The difficulty for the pro-life side is that such stories are nowhere near common enough. Not many women who've had abortions talk about those abortions, or the long-term effects that it may have had on them. And you have plenty of pro-choice women who talk about how glad they were that they had their abortions.

The end result is that the pro-abortion side is able to effectively cancel out the stories of the women who warn about the mental effects of abortion on the woman. And those who might actually be influenced by such arguments are left with the impression that either those women who claim depression after an abortion are either anti-abortion zealot liars, or such a small percentage of women that there's no real danger of it happening to the average woman who undergoes the procedure.

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2019 10:39 PM (Fp6vo)

166 >>And Steve Kerr wishes he could be a Moron.. nope, he's a flaming POS Commie loving socialist who hates America and everything that's great at it.


Steve lived right down the street from me in Tucson.

He was just a normal, ok guy back then. Saw him 2-3 times a week around the block or in the grocery store.

Never talked Politics. Had a few kids and a lovely wife. I suspect his children and his choice to become an NBA coach have changed his demeanor a ton.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:40 PM (VWznU)

167 Rick Perry resigned today.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (f7Tfe)
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He had three reasons...

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:40 PM (DuZls)

168 He is one of those very rare human beings who
thrives on conflict, who sleeps deeply for a few hours, and hops out
of bed, ready to fuck shit up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,

I'm glad the Dims went adversarial with him. My biggest fear after the election was he and Steny Hoyer sitting down and compromising and cutting deals. The left could have wheeled and dealed themselves another squish Republican - but no they went stupid and attacked a counter-puncher.

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 10:40 PM (B7KlG)

169 91 Due to overwhelming request, I am proud to announce my campaign for the presidency.
Posted by: Mark Sanford at October 17, 2019 10:26 PM (DuZls)


One (1) guy showed up.

And he was a Democrat that said he liked Sanford running against Trump, but still wouldn't be voting for him.


Cannot make this stuff up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

170 My favorite were the numerous studies (by liberals) that proved that tea party people "actually" knew significantly more about politics, civics and history than liberals. Didn't get too much coverage.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:40 PM (4XwET)

171 >>Rick Perry resigned today. I always liked him. Wonder what he'll do next.


He has a list of 3 things.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:41 PM (VWznU)

172 George Marshall had his list of who he was going to retire and who he was going to jump over the heads of many if and when another general war broke out. Marshall was crucial in his role, I cannot think of anyone else who could have done it as well with less friction from personalities as him.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (Z3XQO)


Too bad the navy didn't have someone like that. Thousands of US merchant marine sailors lost their lives as a result of Adm King's incompetence.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:41 PM (h2Bdk)

173 Sorry, Dave, the article you cited from Psychology Today is written by a quack who is making a huge mistake of conflating two very different things.

Here's the truth: Recovered memory, as practiced in the 90s, was intrusive and represented a zealous bias on the part of so called therapists/child services workers who had a particular axe to grind.

It was an abusive practice that has been exposed as fraudulent, NOT because repressed memories aren't real, but because the process by which past trauma is revealed MUST be as free from the bias of the therapist as possible, PRECISELY because memories are so fragile and easily manipulated.

For this clown to suggest that humans don't suppress memories is like saying because some women falsely accuse men of rapes, that must me rape is a myth.

Sorry, he's just flat out wrong, and his meandering article sounds more like the sour musings of a psychologist who really doesn't have a clue how the human mind works.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2019 10:41 PM (hku12)

174 planned parenthood are selling scalps now. sick.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:41 PM (L94AM)

175 My dingle is
About 2 inches
Fits my diaper
With no cinches.

Posted by: FartLord at October 17, 2019 10:41 PM (dQowp)

176 177 planned parenthood are selling scalps now.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:41 PM (L94AM)


Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (FXaFS)

177 someone at another blog (i think) ran a series of headlines dateed over the past 25 years that went something like this:

"clinton betrays the kurds."

"bush betrays the kurds."

"obama betrays the kurds."

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Pg+x7)

178 @154 Rick Perry resigned today. I always liked him. Wonder what he'll do next.

----------------

He's got three specific activities planned. They are...

Wait... hold on... it'll come to me...

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Fp6vo)

179 Pug @ 162-
Answer----Rick Perry will probably dance with some rabbis.
Question--'Hey, Rick Perry! Now that you've resigned what will you do?'

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (UUkQp)

180 >A provocative new study shows that women who have an abortion face an increased risk for mental health problems including substance abuse, anxiety, and depression.

I had a strong premonition that this was the case.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)

181 Damn.

These new trolls are so bad they even make my comments seem intelligent by comparison.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:44 PM (LQMoO)

182 "clinton betrays the kurds."



"bush betrays the kurds."



"obama betrays the kurds."


No whey.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 10:44 PM (dQowp)

183 Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 10:40 PM (B7KlG)

It's sort of the other way around. He was never going to give the Democrats anything of consequence without getting huge things for America. They knew it and that's why they went adversarial. If they had an inkling they could extract an agenda out of him, they would have owned him like they own every other spineless lefty stooge with an R after their name.

DJT saw what was happening to the country with too much clear vision to let the Left continue their long march. What prominent Republican ever (for example) was busy calling out John Roberts, and Bush's bad decision on him? Not a one.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:44 PM (4XwET)

184 69 We will know for sure the first time he tweets "LOLGF."


Posted by: shibumi


Heard he's being "restricted" on twatter...whatever the hell that means.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)



I offered up earlier that Trump should get a duplicate account at GAB, or another competitor to Twitter, and post everything to both.

People could compare the two and immediately find out when Trump is being censored.

It would cost essentially nothing, and would be effective at shining the light of Twitter censorship.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

185 @180 someone at another blog (i think) ran a series of headlines dateed over the past 25 years that went something like this:

-----------------

When we went back into Iraq, someone over at Slate started a regular column that was titled something along the lines of, "Kurdish Betrayal Watch Day ###"

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2019 10:44 PM (Fp6vo)

186 >>No whey.


Whey

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at October 17, 2019 10:44 PM (VWznU)

187 A provocative new study shows that women who have an abortion face an increased risk for mental health problems including substance abuse, anxiety, and depression.

Selection bias >> causality

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 10:45 PM (FXaFS)

188 ... i think it was at instapundit.

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:45 PM (Pg+x7)

189 Ginger-10, the one with the freckles. That's how it's done. Beautiful girl.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:45 PM (1+J19)

190 I also bet there is a big distinction between women who had an abortion, and went on to have children; and women who had an abortion, and never had any children.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


There have been women who had multiple abortions and then when they settled down, got married and decided they wanted children, they couldn't.
All those "procedures" damaged the plumbing.

Someone should mention that to Plimpton's retard fans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

191 180 someone at another blog (i think) ran a series of headlines dateed over the past 25 years that went something like this:

"clinton betrays the kurds."

"bush betrays the kurds."

"obama betrays the kurds."
Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Pg+x7)


I guess I'm old school. If you don't have an official treaty, signed by the president and ratified by the Senate, it's more of an enemy-of-my-enemy situation than a lasting alliance.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)

192 watching the Astros at a bar in this boulder area town. the Broncos fans have all fled. I'm the only one left in Orange

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (L94AM)

193 Sorry Axe. I thought you were a new troll. Or an old one.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:38 PM (4XwET)
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Well, looking up, it's not like I put my name on it. I signed it "Cognitive Dissonance"

Because the narratives that I'm supposed to swallow are stultifying.

Imagine Trump saying anything like X is going to put people in chains? But Biden said it.

And about another white hat: Romney. Romney is all about "integrity" despite that if there were the slightest bit of truth to Biden's accusation, wouldn't matter that much at all.

But we're just supposed to take our Soma.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (DuZls)

194 Question--'Hey, Rick Perry! Now that you've resigned what will you do?'
Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 10:43 PM (UUkQp)

I'm going to Wally World!

The fuck is that moose doing?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)

195 I am literally Orange Man Bad now

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (L94AM)

196 You haven't lived until you've been outside after a snowstorm, the sky is so clear the stars are burning at 7000 feet, and elk song fills your ears, in October.

Elk tore up the yard at the secret mountain lair. Just walked all over the damn place eating my trees. I'd tell them to get off my lawn if I had one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (SchxB)

197 Sorry for the use of the word "retard", but sometimes it just works. I love people with Down's Syndrome and respect their family members.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

198 106 Donald Trump
Melted down
On the way to crazytown
Posted by: DarkLord at October 17, 2019 10:28 PM (yc7qv)

Don't.

Bogart that joint, my friend.

Pass it over, to me.

Posted by: Little Feat at October 17, 2019 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

199 For those of you keeping score: Fartlord 40, Darkload love. (see what I did there?)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 10:47 PM (LOq4H)

200 One of the hardest things to do is watch these people run words through their lower digestive tract.

This radical professor wrote an op-ed for the local paper talking about how inadequate Portland city services were, and stating that it was all the fault of big corporations not paying their fair share.

I commented that he worked for a wealthy private college ($450 million endowment), which paid nothing in taxes at all. I noted that if we started taxing tuition, and if the college started paying property taxes on the hundreds of acres of prime real estate that it sat on, that the city of Portland would have lots more money to spend on good things.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

201 Gary Sanchez finally gets a fucking hit!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:47 PM (VWznU)

202 Hey, DarkLord, I want to say this as gently as possible, one troll to another:

Knock it off.

I don't know if you're aware of this, but Trump held a rally tonight, these right-wingers are his base, and the likelihood of demoralizing any of them tonight, however slightly, is nonexistent.

Even when trolling, it's important to know your audience. This is my turf -- I know when to lay it on hard and I know when to back off.

In case you missed the message of the last paragraph: THIS IS MY TURF!

Open you're eyes. Let's not have a meeting next week about this. OK?

Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:48 PM (NH9pa)

203 You haven't lived until you've been outside after a snowstorm, the sky is so clear the stars are burning at 7000 feet, and elk song fills your ears, in October.

A roaring fire and a Hennessy afterwards doesn't hurt either
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (Bf3hj)
* * * *

Sounds lovely!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 10:48 PM (41IAp)

204 63 I want on the jury where that mom is on the dock.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo


I think there was a case in Texas a few years ago where a dad caught the rapist in the act and killed him. He was acquitted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

205 In the toilet

Is a turd

"That's a Trump!"

Said the Kurd


Then he raised
his eyes a bit
A Russian missilecrushed his shit.

Posted by: FartLord at October 17, 2019 10:48 PM (dQowp)

206 199 You haven't lived until you've been outside after a snowstorm, the sky is so clear the stars are burning at 7000 feet, and elk song fills your ears, in October.

Elk tore up the yard at the secret mountain lair. Just walked all over the damn place eating my trees. I'd tell them to get off my lawn if I had one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (SchxB)


Unlike the retards that tear up my property, can't you shoot elk?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 17, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)

207 108
Fair enough. I'm all snuggly in my flannel onesie and sometimes when I'm this comfortable I just don't feel the bile and antagonism.
Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:27 PM (NH9pa)



want some hot cocoa?

Posted by: Obama health care starz at October 17, 2019 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

208 "no whey"

lolol.

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:49 PM (Pg+x7)

209 Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (DuZls)

They ask us - everyone - to believe crazy things as a form of brainwashing. There are so many lies, which cut across so many facets of life, and are so mindbogglingly inconsistent and untrue, that practically no one is immune from their Beam of Bullshit.

80% of what we talk about in this place is what the DNC wants us to talk about. That in itself is incredible.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:49 PM (4XwET)

210 watching the Astros at a bar in this boulder area town. the Broncos fans have all fled. I'm the only one left in Orange

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo
________

As a Broncos fan, I respect and appreciate that.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 10:50 PM (NH9pa)

211 I am literally Orange Man Bad now

#OrangeManBadAss

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:50 PM (EYsyU)

212 74 One person showed at Mark Sandford's campaign launch!

LOLGF.
Posted by: Axeman


Was that one person his South American ho, or his mom?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

213
Then there is Martha Plimpton's Planned Butcherhood audience that cheered and applauded when she announced that her first abortion was the best one. A different type of mental illness.
Posted by: nerdygirl


It feels like the first time
Feels like the very first time
It Feels like the first time
It Feels like the very first time

Posted by: Foreign concept at October 17, 2019 10:51 PM (aKsyK)

214 what in the fuck happened to the broncos? flacco looks like a poor man's mark sanchez.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

215 ... oh yeah, including bush sr., of course.

Posted by: mjc at October 17, 2019 10:51 PM (Pg+x7)

216 Unlike the retards that tear up my property, can't you shoot elk?

Town ordinance prevents that. You want to take one inside the town, you have to strangle it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (SchxB)

217 77 Our governor, a "republican" in a deep red western state, decreed that flags should be at half staff for Cummings. Explain that to me. Pretty soon, all flags will be flown at half staff all the time - designated mourning of the week.
Posted by: oldgeezer


There are a lot of old people in congress. This could get out of hand.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

218 When it comes to fights


I'm very brave


But if someone shows up


I will cave.


-Fartlord

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (Z3XQO)

219 Mountains and campfires, Elk bugling, killer sunsets, stars like you wouldn't believe ... Very cool, love thst stuff.

The one thing, the firewood at altitude sucks, alpine, generally speaking. No oak, hickory, elm, or other long lasting coal generating softwood firewood. Just smoky, stinky pop-sparks all over pine and larch and the like. Not good for roasting meats. There is nothing like a good bed of hardwood coals.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (eakac)

220 80% of what we talk about in this place is what the DNC wants us to talk about. That in itself is incredible.

Yes, we are dissecting what Tokyo Rose tells us. But there are other avenues for info which makes it quite a bit of fun.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (aKxkI)

221 I commented that he worked for a wealthy private college ($450 million endowment), which paid nothing in taxes at all.

Milton Friedman commented years ago that colleges and universities should be taxed like normal businesses. He noted that the tax exemptions pushed the schools to the left, since they think that they won't have to pay for the policies that they support.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

222 Enter Lectual... Is that what kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Average Guy at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (BaHwF)

223 I have only had one shot of Wild Turkey so am qualified to render a sober verdict on the mom. Innocent, and she gets free trips to Walmart grocery for a whole year.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 10:53 PM (UUkQp)

224 in my heart
it makes a hole
when a moron
quotes the troll

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:53 PM (L94AM)

225 You haven't lived until you've been outside after a snowstorm, the sky is so clear the stars are burning at 7000 feet, and elk song fills your ears, in October.


Far better they fill the sights of my rifle.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:53 PM (axyOa)

226 80% of what we talk about in this place is what the DNC wants us to talk about. That in itself is incredible.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:49 PM (4XwET)
---
I saw signs that people have internalized Schitf's "parody" this morning. Some people don't worry about how balanced a statement it is to say that Trump asked Ukraine to "make up dirt" on Biden.

It reality it's just and investigation, which could turn up something or not. There is no guaranteed "contribution".

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:54 PM (DuZls)

227 I love winter.

I miss Wyoming and Montana.

One of my things is to run barefoot in the snow. The colder the better. Being snug in my home when the temperatures drop below zero is the best.

Summer is gross and sweaty. Yuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

228 owww. the telly played the instrumental bit for Love Will Tear Us Apart on commercial break from the Broncos

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (L94AM)

229 Summer is gross and sweaty. Yuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

ticks and other bugs

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (rpxSz)

230 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Come on and visit us in Lake Superior snow belt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

231 226 I have only had one shot of Wild Turkey so am qualified to render a sober verdict on the mom. Innocent, and she gets free trips to Walmart grocery for a whole year.
Posted by: Eromero
-------
Uh, one shot in an 8 oz cup is more than a shot bro.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 10:56 PM (+ldAm)

232 One person showed at Mark Sandford's campaign launch!

LOLGF.
Posted by: Axeman

Was that one person his South American ho, or his mom?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
---
Somebody said it was a reporter.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:56 PM (DuZls)

233 I am literally Orange Man Bad now
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:46 PM (L94AM)
* * * *

Ha!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 10:56 PM (41IAp)

234 wonder if the next track the Broncos play will be the smiths I Know Its Over

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:56 PM (L94AM)

235 How much time did we spend talking about Russia? Reading about it? And they knew from Day 1 they were lying. And we knew they knew. But they filled 2+ years with it, didn't they? Like Harry Reid - "It worked, didn't it?"

Trump gets it. He says in his rallies that people like Schiff and Brennan tell horrible lies at the microphones with all kinds of indignation... and then they go back to a room together and close the door and laugh their heads off.

That's what the left has *always* done to us. And the idea of it is foreign. Alot of people on our side STILL don't get it. Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, Cummings, these "reporters"... most of them think this shit is hilarious. I'm not saying they're happy about their situation but trust me, they loved watching Kavanaugh squirm. All those grandstanding Senators? They weren't mad about injustice. They were acting. They thought ruining an innocent man's life was *fucking hysterical*. I think this sort of evil is difficult for many on our side to fathom.

Equally they love their lies about Trump. They don't do it out of desperation. They do it for fun.

But Trump's a hooligan just like them. He's been in the rooms with them. He knows them. He's trying by hook or crook to show us what the hell they are.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:56 PM (4XwET)

236 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Come on and visit us in Lake Superior snow belt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

Wanna. Mrs. Mahon is less enthusiastic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

237 If you troll a blog

To show your smarts

You've spent too much time

Sniffing your own farts

-Burma Shave

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 10:57 PM (Z3XQO)

238 Posted by: DarkLord at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM
________

Regional will be in touch soon.

Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 10:57 PM (NH9pa)

239 Fatty fatty
Forty-five
Eats KFC
To stay alive.
In a golf kart
Likes to drive,
Criminally
Must connive.
Posted by: DarkLord at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (yc7qv)
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Normally we don't transcribe kindergarteners.

But you do you.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:57 PM (DuZls)

240 owww. the telly played the instrumental bit for Love Will Tear Us Apart on commercial break from the Broncos
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (L94AM)


A commercial for what? Rope and strong ceiling cross beams?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2019 10:57 PM (hku12)

241 "80% of what we talk about in this place is what the DNC wants us to talk about. That in itself is incredible.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:49 PM (4XwET) "




This, yes, abso-freakin-lutely.

As my tagline used to read for a long time:
they are gaslighting us 24 / 365

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 10:58 PM (bwo3w)

242 Summer is gross and sweaty. Yuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)
----

ticks and other bugs

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:55 PM (rpxSz)


Crabs. Especially if you wear 4 a.m. beer goggles.

Posted by: RickZ at October 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Y8PSl)

243 >>A commercial for what?


FuckingToasters dot com

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:59 PM (VWznU)

244 Bret Weinstein, the Evergreen (heh) professor really pissed me off with some left-wing talking points, and I unsubscribed from his channel.

He was railroaded, and he didn't learn. If only Stalin knew.

The brother Eric Weinstein is worth listening to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 17, 2019 10:59 PM (LxTcq)

245
And Steve Kerr wishes he could be a Moron.. nope, he's a flaming POS Commie loving socialist who hates America and everything that's great at it.

Fuck Kerr with a flaming barbed corn cob filled with Fire Ants...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (+ldAm)


Kerr's dad was the president of American University in Beruit, Lebanon when he was shot in the head by Islamic Jihad. He was at ASU playing basketball, and was very traumatized.

Kerr's grandfather was in charge of saving refugees about 1920, after over a million were slaughtered in the Armenian Genocide in the Ottoman Empire.

Kerr knows better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

246 I saw signs that people have internalized Schitf's "parody" this morning.

Posted by: Axeman
________

Remember when Tina Fey impersonated Sarah Palin and said she could see Russia from her house? People still think Palin said that.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 11:00 PM (NH9pa)

247 The one thing, the firewood at altitude sucks, alpine, generally speaking. No oak, hickory, elm, or other long lasting coal generating softwood firewood. Just smoky, stinky pop-sparks all over pine and larch and the like. Not good for roasting meats. There is nothing like a good bed of hardwood coals.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (eakac)
* * * *

Amen! That's why the Dutch oven is so popular.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:00 PM (41IAp)

248 Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:57 PM (DuZls)

Don't cut & paste troll droppings

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

249 >>He was at ASU playing basketball, and was very traumatized.


U of A

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:00 PM (VWznU)

250 Starbucks even got that order wrong.

Those are yellow jacket hornets.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 17, 2019 11:01 PM (upfer)

251 That's what the left has *always* done to us. And the idea of it is foreign. Alot of people on our side STILL don't get it.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:56 PM (4XwET)
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Yep. Some people just prefer the normalcy of arranging deck chairs. It makes them feel productive and full of integrity.

I'd rather have a representative republic as long as we're going to wave a 200-year old Holy Writ at everything.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:01 PM (DuZls)

252 I think the wasp cup customer was shorted one wasp.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 11:01 PM (RqQOX)

253 The vid of those climate nits getting pulled of the train and beat up is purty funny

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:01 PM (rpxSz)

254 80% of what we talk about in this place is what the DNC wants us to talk about. That in itself is incredible.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 10:49
________

It's the Agenda Setting theory. That's how it works.

Tellin' you, that nugget was the most valuable takeaway from J-school. (That, and not to become a journalist.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 11:02 PM (NH9pa)

255 "Teaching to the test" is bullshit spewed out by the teachers unions as an excuse for why students do poorly on standardized tests. If the kids get godawful scores, the teachers will claim, "We didn't teach to the test." When the kids still get godawful scores, the teachers will say, "Um. Er. Look! Squirrels! Ahem ... We refuse to teach to the test."


The companies that produced standardized tests don't exactly have steel spines. ETS, the biggest of them all, has changed the SAT questions how many times in recent decades, yet the scores still drop.


If the militants in the teachers unions were really concerned about the tests not being comparable to the material taught in the classroom, they could get the test questions changed in a nanosecond. But they'd never do that because it would ruin their primary excuse for bad scores and ignorant students.

Posted by: Outside Adjitator at October 17, 2019 11:02 PM (NvFiZ)

256 They're hornets? Well then, he was shorted four wasps.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 11:03 PM (RqQOX)

257 There is nothing like a good bed of hardwood coals.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (eakac)
* * * *

oh, I dunno about that

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at October 17, 2019 11:04 PM (rpxSz)

258 We're still on the Good Times create Weak Men part of the cycle.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:04 PM (DuZls)

259 Yes, we are dissecting what Tokyo Rose tells us. But there are other avenues for info which makes it quite a bit of fun.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:52 PM (aKxkI)

I'm not complaining mind you. We practically have to talk about it because they're squeezing the space out of anyone talking about anything else. They are manufacturing our reality. Just like from 2011-2016 the most important thing was the war between whites and blacks. Remember? Trayvon? Michael whoever the fuck?Then suddenly... without any real warning... we were in a gender war from the "organic" metoo movement, at the EXACT time Hillary was scheduled to assume her throne. Wow! What an amazing coincidence! It wasn't at all supposed to look like Hillary had "changed" the world and any man who complained about their instant second class status was a raping sexist mysoginist president-hating domestic terrorist. Not at all!
The sudden war between the sexes was about as organic as a dildo.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (4XwET)

260 Who, What, When, Where. Never Why. Why goes on the editorial page.

Eromero, Journalism dropout 1967.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (UUkQp)

261 They're hornets? Well then, he was shorted four wasps.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 11:03 PM (RqQOX)


They look to me like standard issue honey bees.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (hku12)

262 Our resident limericist retires and a couplet troll appears. Hmmm.

Posted by: mindful webworker - naw at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (qBbz7)

263 No paragraphs? Thanks pixy. I owe you.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (4XwET)

264 >>"Teaching to the test" is bullshit spewed out by the teachers unions


Everything you hear a Teacher complain about is bullshit.

They are, generally speaking, glorified camp counselors.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (VWznU)

265 253
The vid of those climate nits getting pulled of the train and beat up is purty funny

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:01 PM (rpxSz)

Yes, yes it is. There is the Britain of the BBC and Oxford/Cambridge and "Oh We Do Not Do That" - and then there is the Britain of "Sod Off, Swampy".


I like the spirit of the latter, more than the reserve of the former. The latter is essential, the former - not so much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 11:06 PM (Z3XQO)

266 Tellin' you, that nugget was the most valuable takeaway from J-school. (That, and not to become a journalist.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 11:02 PM (NH9pa)

Figures.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:06 PM (4XwET)

267 The vid of those climate nits getting pulled of the train and beat up is purty funny

The people who beat up the climate nits are going to be prosecuted, of course.

A handful of people can tie up mass transit, roads, and airports, inconveniencing tens of thousands of people, and the cops will do nothing. Let someone react to this, and the full weight of British Justice will come crashing down on them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 11:06 PM (I2/tG)

268 chiefs 30-6

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:06 PM (L94AM)

269 The sudden war between the sexes was about as organic as a dildo.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (4XwET)
* * * *

I would say you nailed it. Great observation.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:07 PM (41IAp)

270 A new poll from We Ask America (WWA) shows LA guv tied at 47%. This isn't good news for DEM incumbent JBE.

I think KY guv is more challenging for GOP than LA gov, but I think GOP wins both (plus MS guv which isn't in play, really).

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 11:08 PM (Cssks)

271 Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:05 PM (VWznU)

Camp counselor normally care
These not so much

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

272 with soviet dildo, it nails YOU

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:08 PM (L94AM)

273 >>The sudden war between the sexes was about as organic as a dildo.


I think you mean a Zucchini

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:09 PM (VWznU)

274 but the "war between the sexes" is driven by lesbians and closeted poofters who dislike men and women, respectively. it's real but it is damaged people driving it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:10 PM (L94AM)

275 Go Pats

( I haven't watched one down of football )

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:10 PM (rpxSz)

276 So if Mifsud is proven to be either our asset or and ally asset, doesn't that pretty much drive a spike in the coup?

We have Mueller saying under no uncertain terms that Mifsud was a Russian Spy. That would prove the Mueller investigation to be a joke-right?

(I am probably over-optimistic here.)

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:11 PM (DuZls)

277 Camp counselor normally care
These not so much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Agree. They care about their paycheck, their pension and their social standing among peers. About the students and their well-being, not so much.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:12 PM (41IAp)

278 I think you mean a Zucchini
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:09 PM (VWznU)

ditch the zucchinist and wait for a cucumberist

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:12 PM (rpxSz)

279 While I applaud the skepticism surrounding the study on the putative effects of abortion on maternal mental health, I have to say, as a person with some familiarity with the clinical aspects of abortion, if you do not think that abortion can have massively negative effects on maternal mental health, you are a stone cold idiot.

This is not to say that bearing a child is a walk in the park, nor even that it cannot be lethal itself. But abortion leaves scars. There is no real question of that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 17, 2019 11:12 PM (Bo4sx)

280 245
And Steve Kerr wishes he could be a Moron.. nope, he's a flaming POS Commie loving socialist who hates America and everything that's great at it.

Fuck Kerr with a flaming barbed corn cob filled with Fire Ants...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 10:36 PM (+ldAm)


Kerr's dad was the president of American University in Beruit, Lebanon when he was shot in the head by Islamic Jihad. He was at ASU playing basketball, and was very traumatized.

Kerr's grandfather was in charge of saving refugees about 1920, after over a million were slaughtered in the Armenian Genocide in the Ottoman Empire.

Kerr knows better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
--------
Definitely a head scratcher. And evidently he doesn't..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 11:12 PM (+ldAm)

281 Hey everybody.

I got myself published in the Westminster Herald-Journal again today. Here's my review of the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich, that I told you all about last week. The pic should be readable at maximum size.

https://tinyurl.com/y3gv4krx

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

282 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:07 PM (41IAp)

Thank you. Look at all the female-centric shows and movies that "suddenly" popped up in 2015 and especially 2016 and now are just about all we see every place we dare look? How fucking far in advance do you have to plan a show or movie? It's measured in year*s*. Think the beginning of Bambi's 2nd term.

We are living our lives in their stupid script and have been for honestly who knows how long. But there's this guy with the biggest microphone in the world who's not on board... and he's really really fucking good at improv. I sound like a mental patient yet how could I be wrong?

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (4XwET)

283
President Trump has the Dallas crowd in the palm of his hand.

Rally after rally, this guy is amazing. What is left of my hair is gray, and I cannot recall anything like it in my lifetime.

Sure, he has been doing this for 3 years now. And the crowds are louder than ever.

I like being on the side of America and Trump.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (sy5kK)

284 The Chicago police chief was found asleep and slumped over the streering wheel of his car near his house at 12:30 AM.

He wasn't administered a breathalyzer or sobriety test, because that's only for the little people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

285 281 Hey everybody.

I got myself published in the Westminster Herald-Journal again today. Here's my review of the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich, that I told you all about last week. The pic should be readable at maximum size.

https://tinyurl.com/y3gv4krx
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

we couldn't be prouder

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:15 PM (rpxSz)

286 Someone mentioned Tokyo Rose. Gives me a chance to mention Axis Sally*:

"And here iss anozzer one for all you lonely GIs. "I Surrender, Darlink." It iz increazingly popular, boyz!"

* nobody called her "Axis Sally," btw. They called her "The Berlin Bitch."

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 11:15 PM (Cssks)

287 President Trump has the Dallas crowd in the palm of his hand.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
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Totally blowing the small-hands rumors out of the water!

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:16 PM (DuZls)

288 well done q'steve!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:16 PM (L94AM)

289 281 Hey everybody.

I got myself published in the Westminster Herald-Journal again today. Here's my review of the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich, that I told you all about last week. The pic should be readable at maximum size.

https://tinyurl.com/y3gv4krx
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)


Now that you are a star, I hope you stop around once in a while and remember where you came from.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

290 I like being on the side of America and Trump.

Yes sir.

We do . We all do.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 11:16 PM (dQowp)

291 OK, I'm back -- flannels are drying out over the --

-- you don't need to know that. Suffice to say that the expiration date on Swiss Miss means something important.

Anyway, idiot troll gave us respectable trolls a bad name earlier. My apologies for that. We on the Extreme Left pride ourselves on discipline of message. That guy will be dealt with.

(Taking most of the night off. Hope we're still good, Mis Hum!)

Posted by: WaterCow at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (NH9pa)

292 Redacted, Boulder and LeftCoast, thanks!!

Even though I've now been published in the MSM, I hereby promise never to go full Shep Smith. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

293 And while they waited for Hillary to take the throne over some rollover mook like Jeb, Bambi secretly weaponized our intelligence services, turned our local police forces into ordinance houses, and had agencies like the EPA buy up more guns ammo and armor than you can imagine. At the same time they were in bed with Lefty Google, Facebook and Amazon to create a freaky million tentacled Surveillance Monster on the sly. Why? What the fuck were these rat commie bastards planning, anyway?

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (4XwET)

294 But there's this guy with the biggest microphone in the world who's not on board... and he's really really fucking good at improv. I sound like a mental patient yet how could I be wrong?
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:13 PM (4XwET)
* * * *

You don't sound mental, and you are certainly not wrong. I thank God every day for that guy, our President.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (41IAp)

295 >>Now that you are a star, I hope you stop around once in a while and remember where you came from.


I used to sell that guy records.


...before he got BIG.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (VWznU)

296 I want on the jury where that mom is on the dock.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:19 PM (L94AM)

I'd throw her skank ass in jail for a long term. This wasn't a case of her catching the rapist in the act, and ventilating him right then and there. She plotted for several years, hired a confederate to help her murder the rapist, who then got himself killed by botching the whole thing. That, right there is felony murder, of a guy who was not, as far as we know, a rapist or murderer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (QugKX)

297 garrett, aw shucks

You can still sell me records anytime :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

298 I was going to do reviews of titty bars in western MA

just one problem

There are no titty bars in western MA

what do these people do with their ones ??

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:19 PM (rpxSz)

299
I read qdpsteve's review on the Popeye sandwich.


Now, I'm hungry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:20 PM (sy5kK)

300 Nice one steve.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 11:20 PM (4XwET)

301 Alls I knows is, Andy Warhol really nailed it. In the future, everyone really WILL be famous for 15 minutes!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

302 Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:18 PM (VWznU)
Hell, I might be asking him for a job someday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

303 LeftCoast, thanks for that too :-)
..., thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

304 I am going to cut out and frame comment 302 :-)

Thanks Mis Hum

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

305 Is it just me or is there something subliminal in the hot white announcer chicks on the sidelines holding that big black microphone up to her mouth?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 11:23 PM (axyOa)

306 Alls I knows is, Andy Warhol really nailed it. In the future, everyone really WILL be famous for 15 minutes!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:20 PM
(L2ZTs)
---
Appropriate lead-in for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHiDsnqOSAfeature=youtu.be

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:23 PM (DuZls)

307 If you need a Cut Out to Frame someone, give me a call.

Posted by: Josef Misfud at October 17, 2019 11:23 PM (VWznU)

308 We're still on the Good Times create Weak Men part of the cycle.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:04 PM (DuZls)

No shit man, you're not kidding.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2019 11:24 PM (9Om/r)

309 do the Yankees WANT to win??

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:24 PM (L94AM)

310 Hello from Corsicana TX

Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2019 11:25 PM (M9XOx)

311 Congrats, qdpsteve! Maybe they will give you a restaurant review column...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:25 PM (41IAp)

312 Diogenes @ 305, there ain't nothing subliminal about that. One word for you, kardashian. You're welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 11:26 PM (UUkQp)

313 The right needs to fight back on the notion that Trump was looking for "dirt " on Biden

Every time a DA looks into an allegation, he's looking for dirt

it's absurd

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:27 PM (rpxSz)

314 Legally, thanks!
I know the 'official' journalist I'm working with, Brady, wants me to do a column next on the Impossible Whopper, so stay tuned. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

315 Diogenes @ 305, there ain't nothing subliminal about that. One word for you, kardashian. You're welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at October


Ha!
Normally I'd of not said anything but she kept making the little hand movements and I'm wondering did I just see that??!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 11:28 PM (axyOa)

316 How do you get charged with murder for shooting a dead boy?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 17, 2019 11:28 PM (KAi1n)

317 I guess Mulvaney wanted to get fired

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:28 PM (rpxSz)

318 https://tinyurl.com/yxrb5anp

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

Speaking of gingers, according to the Daily Mail, Christina Hendricks is single again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:29 PM (QugKX)

319 FOX News 2nite has a long story about Trump in Big D, & it mentions that TX is turning blue "due to long term demographic changes."

None dare call it illegal immigration.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 11:29 PM (Cssks)

320 SFGoth, hmmm.

Just a couple nights ago, I read that the British were in the habit (back in the 17th century at least) of digging up the graves of former prominent leaders of theirs, and hanging them for treason or what not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

321 Hello from Corsicana TX
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2019 11:25 PM (M9XOx)
* * * *

Howdy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 17, 2019 11:30 PM (41IAp)

322 316
How do you get charged with murder for shooting a dead boy?


Posted by: SFGoth


Intent follows the bullet?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 11:30 PM (LOq4H)

323 Hello, hogmartin and AltonJackson in Corsicana.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 17, 2019 11:31 PM (TIDT7)

324 But not the server.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 17, 2019 11:32 PM (LOq4H)

325 Now, I'm hungry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
________

I was eating chicken while reading qdpsteve's review, and his words make me want to get a couple of those sandwiches and prompted me to reflect on all the bad decisions I've made in my life that led me to the chicken that I'm eating now.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 11:32 PM (NH9pa)

326 314 Legally, thanks!
I know the 'official' journalist I'm working with, Brady, wants me to do a column next on the Impossible Whopper, so stay tuned. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)


Do me a favor I'm sure CBD would love to have your reviews in the food thread. You're so limited here on the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)

327 aaaaand they beaned an Astro

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:33 PM (L94AM)

328 ad-steve

They did that with Cromwell. But I wouldn't call it a habit.

Cromwell's daughter, on being told her father's corpse stank:"Oh, he was dead, then? If he were alive, YOU would be the one stinking."

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 11:33 PM (Cssks)

329 FireHorse, friends don't let friends eat KFC! ;-)

MisHum, I'll share my stuff with CBD and see what he says, thanks I think :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

330 Eromero Detachment will report tomorrow around noon or so (flexible TAD orders).

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2019 11:34 PM (UUkQp)

331 "Does having an abortion make you more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, or does abusing drugs and alcohol make more likely to have an unwanted pregnancy for which you have an abortion?"

Both. Years ago I interviewed, for a Catholic newspaper, a Franciscan priest who had been involved in 12 Step program addiction counseling. He said that a very large percentage of women he had counseled had had abortions, often more than one because they got caught in a vicious circle of post abortion depression, drug/alcohol abuse, promiscuity, unwanted pregnancy, abortion, more depression, etc, etc.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 17, 2019 11:34 PM (9WuX0)

332 Never Fight back.
Always surrender.
Never defend yourself or your principles.
Never point out that your enemy is an idiot.
Always intervene in foreign conflicts.

heh heh

Posted by: W at October 17, 2019 11:35 PM (dQowp)

333 I guess Mulvaney wanted to get fired
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:28 PM (rpxSz)
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Why?

He just told the truth. A deal is a quid pro quo--except when Obama was bargaining for a pantsing to go with the pallets of cash sent to Iran for nothing.

He even specifically said that he was *not* talking about Biden. Ukraine is a corrupt country. Before Biden was looking into it they stuck 1.8 billion dollars of aid into the bank of an oligarch and it vanished.

We should be more circumspect about given Ukraine aid.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:35 PM (DuZls)

334 Our governor, a "republican" in a deep red western state, decreed that flags should be at half staff for Cummings. Explain that to me. Pretty soon, all flags will be flown at half staff all the time - designated mourning of the week.
Posted by: oldgeezer at October 17, 2019 10:23 PM


"Explain that to me"
Well, there is the US Flag Code:

4 USC Ch. 1 Section 7:
7. Position and manner of display
(m) ... The flag shall be flown at half-staff ... on the day of death and the following day for a Member of Congress.

(remove spaces)
https://uscode.house.gov/ view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title4 /chapter1&edition=prelim

Posted by: Chuck C at October 17, 2019 11:36 PM (r6GXX)

335 Re regretting abortion:

It was a very long time ago... 1986... but at one time I was in a self-esteem group, and one of the women was absolutely wracked with guilt from having an abortion.

Unfortunately I have no idea what happened to her since then. I would hope she's found God by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

336 >>I guess Mulvaney wanted to get fired
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:28 PM (rpxSz)
---
>Why?

>He just told the truth.


You don't get
something for nothing
You can't have
Freedom for free

Posted by: Rush at October 17, 2019 11:37 PM (VWznU)

337 Nice job with the chicken, Steve!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 17, 2019 11:37 PM (a4EWo)

338 FireHorse, friends don't let friends eat KFC! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
________

KFC (then owned by PepsiCo) was the first commercial enterprise in the People's Republic of China. See the third pic in the main post for the aftermath.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 11:37 PM (NH9pa)

339 Another great day visiting with the amazing Horde.

There is probably twice the amount of guns in this county than there was this morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 17, 2019 11:38 PM (TIDT7)

340 Hello, hogmartin and AltonJackson in Corsicana.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 17, 2019 11:31 PM (TIDT7)


Hello,Ben Had

Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2019 11:38 PM (M9XOx)

341 Debby, thanks!

It's better than doing that other thing with the chicken, that's fer sure. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

342 Why?

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 11:35 PM (DuZls)

don't argue with me

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:38 PM (rpxSz)

343 FireHorse, once upon a time KFC was great.

Today? Oh man...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

344 >>Nice job with the chicken, Steve!


Don't. Encourage. Him.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 17, 2019 11:40 PM (VWznU)

345 hello, Legally Sufficient

Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2019 11:40 PM (M9XOx)

346 Jeez, those last tweets of the day -- If those are from the Babylon Bee, well done. Otherwise, well, done.

As to Kurt E., who must be related by incest to our Kurt (I pity the chicken) -- Well, done.

I had never seen the 'aftermath' photos from Tienanmen Square before today...

A few tweets down from that main tweet, someone posted a link to a gallery of the photos at AllThatsInteresting.com, plus a storyline:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4mvbj4a

Which I am in the process of reading and viewing. The 'official' number of deaths is 241; the reality, much worse. I imagine the version our press put out to the US was written up by a Fusion GPS-like hired gun whitewasher, and hand fed to a few reporters that had to do nothing more than add their byline, and, viola, 'news'.

Spits.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 11:41 PM (Z4rgH)

347 I think you mean a Zucchini
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:09 PM (VWznU)

Not a Zamboni?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:41 PM (QugKX)

348 I've noticed that among women who have had abortions, the ones who have honestly faced what they participated in seem to be much healthier than the ones still in denial.

Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2019 11:42 PM (i/wJA)

349 If I could get those old pics published, qdpsteve's chicken career would be dead as a doornail already!!

Posted by: The Chicken at October 17, 2019 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

350 there is an abandoned KFC in Winsted CT

they built it from ground up and was shuttered a year later

has been empty for prolly 5 years

probs rare in Merika

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:42 PM (rpxSz)

351 I used to love Pizza Hut. PepsiBorg ruined it too.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 11:43 PM (L94AM)

352
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2019 11:43 PM (M9XOx)

353 Hey, AltonJackson

Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2019 11:44 PM (M9XOx)

354 Boulder, I could be very wrong but IMHO Pizza Hut is still halfway decent, at least here in SoCal. I personally prefer them over Dominos these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

355 Funny:
uberhumor.com/this-is-awesome-9

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2019 11:44 PM (WdocV)

356 Any news from the Nacho rally?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 17, 2019 11:44 PM (TIDT7)

357
FOX News 2nite has a long story about Trump in Big D, & it mentions that TX is turning blue "due to long term demographic changes."

None dare call it illegal immigration.
Posted by: mnw


News report today says MIT figures show illegal immigrants number 22.1 million, not 11 million.
Bet it's even more than that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK)

358 >>Not a Zamboni?


They grow Zamboni in Canada because the growing season is too short for Zucchini.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:45 PM (VWznU)

359
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2019 11:45 PM (M9XOx)

360 >>Bet it's even more than that.


Take the Over.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:45 PM (VWznU)

361
I had never seen the 'aftermath' photos from Tienanmen Square before today...

***

Me too. And I've seen aftermath photos of pretty much every war/massacre in recent history.


Allowing China to enter the Western economic structure before they dropped socialism was a bad, bad choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2019 11:46 PM (WdocV)

362 Gnu, I followed the links about Tienanmen Square also, quite a horrific story, but hey, as long as the regime is sponsoring the NBA all is forgiven. Just ask MaoMao LeBron.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 17, 2019 11:46 PM (a4EWo)

363 Apparently NBA is actually feeling some heat. Supposedly Adam "Nosferatu" Silver is now claiming, they never actually apologized to the Chinese government...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

364 They grow Zamboni in Canada because the growing season is too short for Zucchini.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:45 PM (VWznU)

Zambonis are prized for giving a close shave.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:47 PM (QugKX)

365 344 FireHorse, once upon a time KFC was great.

Today? Oh man...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:38 PM (L2


KFC once sued colonel sanders and lost.

https://youtu.be/u3FTpBf-5qA

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 11:48 PM (kqrs1)

366 None dare call it illegal immigration.

***

Its both legal and illegal immigration. In the last 20 years we've gained 50M people, almost all of that growth is immigration.

Take away the 50M legal, and the 20-40M illegals, and Trump would have won all 50 states in 2016....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2019 11:48 PM (WdocV)

367 362 Gnu, I followed the links about Tienanmen Square also, quite a horrific story, but hey, as long as the regime is sponsoring the NBA all is forgiven. Just ask MaoMao LeBron.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 17, 2019 11:46 PM (a4EWo)


Chairman James.


barstoolsports.com has a red t-shirt with a silkscreen of LeBron in a Mao hat a couple of days ago. probably about 30 links down on their page by now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

368 Old Tesla models spontaneously stop working...
--------

That problem is excruciatingly bush-league. No engineer worth the name would use flash memory without projecting useful life based on write cycles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 11:49 PM (LxqES)

369 363 Apparently NBA is actually feeling some heat. Supposedly Adam "Nosferatu" Silver is now claiming, they never actually apologized to the Chinese government...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019



Ask Blizzard how well that works to get the heat to die down.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 11:49 PM (kqrs1)

370 Mountains and campfires, Elk bugling, killer sunsets, stars like you wouldn't believe ... Very cool, love thst stuff.

The one thing, the firewood at altitude sucks, alpine, generally speaking. No oak, hickory, elm, or other long lasting coal generating softwood firewood. Just smoky, stinky pop-sparks all over pine and larch and the like. Not good for roasting meats. There is nothing like a good bed of hardwood coals.[\i]

Climbed Mt. Huron last Saturday and it was bluebird sky but freakin cold and windy. Camped at 10,800 Friday night and our popping, sparking fire wasn't heating anything... musta been in the single digits. But damn those stars seemed just out of reach.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 17, 2019 11:49 PM (sM+h7)

371 I'm pretty much done with pro-sports.

The NFL is full of thugs and the NBA is...actually worse.


If we had actual "sports reporters" they'd be asking Lebron James how many Hong Kongers he is ok with China killing to keep the money rolling on in.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2019 11:50 PM (WdocV)

372 Buzzion, oh geez. I heard Blizzard went full Monica with the ChiComs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

373 Howdy all. Trump's rally seem to Rock tonight again. Well done. Do any of you know what's going on with rickel? I heard some questions the other day about his health.

Posted by: Farmer at October 17, 2019 11:52 PM (VxVS6)

374 Climbed Mt. Huron last Saturday and it was bluebird sky but freakin cold and windy. Camped at 10,800 Friday night and our popping, sparking fire wasn't heating anything... musta been in the single digits. But damn those stars seemed just out of reach.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 17, 2019 11:49 PM (sM+h7)

Another reason fires don't heat as well in alpine areas: air is less dense, and partial pressure of oxygen is lower.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:52 PM (QugKX)

375 371 I'm pretty much done with pro-sports.


golf

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:53 PM (rpxSz)

376 Does poker count as a pro sport? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

377 369 363 Apparently NBA is actually feeling some heat. Supposedly Adam "Nosferatu" Silver is now claiming, they never actually apologized to the Chinese government...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019



Ask Blizzard how well that works to get the heat to die down.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2019 11:49 PM (kqrs1)


I saw today that China is now demanding the Houston GM that did that original Hong Kong tweet be immediately fired.

Let's turn this pot of clusterfuck up from Medium to High.

This wouldn't be a problem if the NBA had never sold out their morality and principles.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

378 >>Zambonis are prized for giving a close shave.


It must have been a majestic sight to see them roaming the Northern Plains.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 11:53 PM (VWznU)

379 I'm pretty much done with pro-sports.

Posted by: 18-1
________

Same. I just hope Jewells45 keeps selling bracelets. If Chiefs wins help that, then Go Chiefs!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2019 11:54 PM (NH9pa)

380 376 Does poker count as a pro sport? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)


The size of some of those pots say YES!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 11:54 PM (sy5kK)

381 LeftCoast, you're tellin' me.
Would be nice to be so wealthy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

382 October 20, 2009

"Two of my favorite political philosophers, Mao Zedong and Mother Teresa, not often coupled with each other, but the two people that I turn to most."

Posted by: Anita Dunn, Acting White House Communications Director from April through November 2009 at October 17, 2019 11:56 PM (Z4rgH)

383
Posted by: Farmer at October 17, 2019 11:52 PM (VxVS6)

He was diagnosed with Stage 4 (?) lung cancer several months ago. It has now metastasized to his bones, which makes it extremely painful for him to sit and post here.

Hopefully he can still read here, though, and feels our love and prayers.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 17, 2019 11:56 PM (vqPyn)

384 It must have been a majestic sight to see them roaming the Northern Plains.
Posted by: garrett
----------

Great herds. The dust plumes could be seen from 50 miles away. There are cave paintings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 11:57 PM (LxqES)

385 I'm pretty much done with pro-sports.


golf
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:53 PM (rpxSz)

Was idly watching the Chiefs/Broncos feetsball game in the bar, and they had an ad to remind us that NASCAR "playoffs" were due to start. "Playoffs"? They have playoffs in auto racing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:57 PM (QugKX)

386 Just wait until Bojangles comes out with a chicken sandwich

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 11:57 PM (ev02w)

387 Velvet, thanks for the update.

That's horrible about rickl. I enjoyed talking with him about Bob Dylan, among other things. Prayers up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

388 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:57 PM (QugKX)

You don't even want to know.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 17, 2019 11:58 PM (vqPyn)

389 strong pimp, if I can ever get out to where Bojangles is available, I'd love to try 'em. I've heard they're even better than Popeyes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 17, 2019 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

390 I dated a girl named Ilsa Zamboni

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 11:58 PM (rpxSz)

391 @372 Buzzion, oh geez. I heard Blizzard went full Monica with the ChiComs.

---------------

What I'd originally heard was that Blizzard banned the guy who made the pro-Hong Kong statement, and stripped his winnings.

Then I heard that they fired the two guys doing the livestream (who had nothing to do with the statement, and had no way of knowing about it).

Players are not amused, and there's a movement to turn Blizzard characters (starting with Mei, from Overwatch, who -as the name suggests - is Chinese) into symbols of the Hong Kong protest movement in order to get those characters (and the linked games) banned in China.

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2019 11:58 PM (Fp6vo)

392 The thing with these billionaires signing away the power of attorney to Jeffrey Epstein. Once he has the power to blackmail, he totally trusts them, and so they are more useful to him. He would let them in on whatever deals he was in a unique position to put together. He can reciprocate with confidence even though it's a f***ed up relationship.

But by God it seems as if all of Washington and Los Angeles is run by these eyes-wide-shut hedonists.

Posted by: BourbonChicken 🥃🐔 at October 17, 2019 11:59 PM (LxTcq)

393 In memory of Muldoon's limericks, a limerick for people who are unclear on how limericks work:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
But I heard him complain
When it started to rain
"All of my assets have been liquidated."

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at October 17, 2019 11:59 PM (lXZ2r)

394
Just wait until Bojangles comes out with a chicken sandwich
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws


His dog up and died.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:59 PM (aKsyK)

395 ...secretly weaponized our intelligence services, turned our local police forces into ordinance houses, and had agencies like the EPA buy up more guns ammo and armor than you can imagine. At the same time they were in bed with Lefty Google, Facebook and Amazon to create a freaky million tentacled Surveillance Monster on the sly. Why? What the fuck were these rat commie bastards planning, anyway?
-------

It's a mystery. Not.

Hint: They can't keep from blabbing about it. Their virtue signaling demands it.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2019 12:00 AM (lsZMj)

396 Was idly watching the Chiefs/Broncos feetsball game in the bar, and they had an ad to remind us that NASCAR "playoffs" were due to start. "Playoffs"? They have playoffs in auto racing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 11:57 PM (QugKX)

Due to start? They are almost half way through.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 18, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)

397 junior, thanks for the update.
I personally believe Blizzard deserves all the grief they can get for their stupidity and cravenness. Also they need to be sued into oblivion by the winner of that contest. Some companies just need to be made bankrupt and to serve as a warning to others.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

398 "Playoffs"? They have playoffs in auto racing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
________

They sure do!!

Anyone who doubts that NASCAR is a legitimate pro sports league need only to see how they've alienated their fans. NASCAR is actually ahead of the curve on this!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 18, 2019 12:00 AM (NH9pa)

399 382 October 20, 2009

"Two of my favorite political philosophers, Mao Zedong and Mother Teresa, not often coupled with each other, but the two people that I turn to most."
Posted by: Anita Dunn, Acting White House Communications Director from April through November 2009 at October 17, 2019 11:56 PM (Z4rgH)

"Keep his stomach full and balls empty"

Posted by: anita blonde at October 18, 2019 12:02 AM (ev02w)

400 FireHorse, yup. NASCAR's All-Tesla 500 was not the greatest idea.

"Oh no, EVERY CAR ON THE TRACK is now on fire!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)

401 @397 junior, thanks for the update.
I personally believe Blizzard deserves all the grief they can get for their stupidity and cravenness. Also they need to be sued into oblivion by the winner of that contest. Some companies just need to be made bankrupt and to serve as a warning to others.

---------------

Blizzcon's coming up at the start of November. There's suspicion in many circles that the blowback this year is going to make the fan reactions at last year's Blizzcon (when Blizzard proved to be extremely tone deaf and arrogant) look tame in comparison.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:03 AM (Fp6vo)

402 Posted by: junior at October 17, 2019 11:58 PM (Fp6vo)

Gamers, 4channies and whatever reddit /pol/ turns in to are going to help Trump save the Free World.

Seriously, who would have thought geeks, weaponized auts and Aspies and a smartassed loudmouth from NYC would be real life super heroes?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:03 AM (vqPyn)

403 It's late to bring this up, but here in SoCal, there was big news yesterday: the EARTHQUAKE PREDICTION APP is now available for your cell phone!!

This is great. Imagine being in the middle of Walmart when the 30-second warning comes. You get to see the panic and trampling close up and personal! Or if you're close to the electronics department, you can get a nice early start on your looting! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:03 AM (L2ZTs)

404 Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at October 17, 2019 11:59 PM (lXZ2r)

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can"

Not mine.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 18, 2019 12:05 AM (BaHwF)

405 junior, LOL.
So Bilzzard is making EA look good these days? Funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

406 Anyone who doubts that NASCAR is a legitimate pro sports league need only to see how they've alienated their fans. NASCAR is actually ahead of the curve on this!
Posted by: FireHorse at October 18, 2019 12:00 AM (NH9pa)

If there is a tach on Lee Petty's tombstone, it has to be redlined right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:05 AM (QugKX)

407 @402 Seriously, who would have thought geeks, weaponized auts and Aspies and a smartassed loudmouth from NYC would be real life super heroes?

------------

Opposed at every turn, of course, by the video game industry that relies on them for income.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:05 AM (Fp6vo)

408
They sure do!!

Anyone who doubts that NASCAR is a legitimate pro sports league need only to see how they've alienated their fans. NASCAR is actually ahead of the curve on this!
Posted by: FireHorse at October 18, 2019 12:00 AM (NH9pa)


Pro sports are there for entertainment, and people pay good money to get away from the problems and issues they face during the week.

Instead, too many players choose to shit in their own backyards with their political idiocy.

Fans have to take all kinds of crap during the week. The last thing they want is a guilt trip with a Sunday morning beer and grill food.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2019 12:06 AM (sy5kK)

409 strong pimp, if I can ever get out to where Bojangles is available, I'd love to try 'em. I've heard they're even better than Popeyes.

This is true. Bojangles beats Popeyes like a rented mule.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (duxRF)

410 How Many Night Caps is Too Many?

A Short Story By Bitter Clinger

Once there was a man of 29 years or so of age who, for lack of marketable skills and intelligence, became a bartender and after many years began to teach others to bartend.

One night, while teaching others to bartend, a hot blonde with blue eyes and large knockers came to learn to bartend from the man. She was younger and laughed at all the man's jokes while he taught and bent over a lot in yoga pants around the man which caused his trousers to fit more snuggly.

The man thought to himself "After a long 29 years, I owe it to myself to see if the hot blonde would like to have some drinks." And so after the other trainees left, the man said to the hot blonde with the blue eyes in the yoga pants that made trousers snug, "Say, would you care for a nightcap?"

To his surprise she said that she would, in fact, enjoy a nightcap. Being a gracious host, the man offered his large knockered guest her choice of spirits. The man noted that there was beer available as well as a large selection of liquor, finally noting that he even had wine if she preferred. At this point the large knockered yoga pants wearer informed the man that she had bought a box of wine earlier in the day and had consumed the entire box since noon that day.

This warmed the man's heart, because he, too, had been known to consume large quantities of alcohol and he thought highly of her knowing that she was hot, an alcoholic and had low standards on alcohol. "Perhaps she might have low standards when it comes to men too," he thought.

The man told the trouser-tightening blonde that he was impressed, at which point she noted that she was a first generation American, whose parents have moved here from Russia. This excited the man, as he knew the Russians had help elect Donald Trump and were known to be generous with their lady skills.

Armed with this knowledge, the man winked and said "Howsabout some vodka?" and produced a full liter of Russian Standard Platinum from the freezer and two shot glasses and the two set about to empty the bottle.

As time went by, the two talked about a great many things, from the hatred of social justice warriors, to their enjoyment of President Trump. They also discussed firearms and listened to heavy metal. The man was a skilled conversationalist and worked a mention of the Russian babe's large, firm breasts into each subject.

The blonde showed the man her large breasts and allowed the man to grab them and enjoy their shapely nature. The bottle of vodka soon emptied and the sun had come up and the man exchanged phone numbers with the large breasted, blonde blue-eyed Russian babe with the trouser tightening yoga pants and wished her well as well as arranged anther drinking date.

Now the man finally realized that it was already 7 am and he had an business appointment at 8:00 am with a client and knew he would have no time to go home. "Aha" thought the man, remembering he had a change of clothes in his truck as well as a stick of deodorant. As the man staggered out the door, he smiled broadly, thinking of the large breasts he had touched, but as he approached his truck, he staggered and tripped falling face first into a freshly shorn hedgerow, allowing a sharp branch to whack the man directly in the eyeball making him think of the scene in A Christmas Story in which Ralphie shot his eye out.

The man clutched his eye, stringing together new combinations of obscenities. But he had to soldier on or risk being fired for not meeting with the client. As so the man, with a large black eye, and a blood red eyeball, reeking of vodka with unkempt hair proceeded to wash his crotch with a bar towel and water from the bathroom sink, apply deodorant to his armpits and feet bottoms (for he knew they reeked as well), gargled with a shot of Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps to make his breath minty, changed clothes and sprayed himself with Febreeze Air Freshener.

The man met with the client, who stared strangely at him asking if his eye was okay. He said it was fine, although in truth it felt like some had stabbed him in they eye with a sharp stick, because basically he had stabbed himself in the eye with a sharp stick. When the client asked what happened the man said "I had a nightcap" and chuckled. The client laughed in said "It looks like you had too many night caps" and they both laughed and the man shook the client down for a $1200 job and they shook hands and parted ways.

Eventually, one-eyed, reeking of ball sweat and air freshener, and now both sleep deprived and hung over, the man went to a walk in clinic and found out he had a corneal abrasion. The man thought this was not good, but the doctor said it would heal and the man got to wear a cool eye-patch and look like a pirate for the next three days.

Then he went home, ate Doritos and Ibuprofen, and slept soundly dreaming of large Russian boobs.

Fin.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (LQMoO)

411
"Keep his stomach full and balls empty"
Posted by: anita blonde at October 18, 2019 12:02 AM (ev02w)


really ladies, is this concept tough to understand?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2019 12:08 AM (sy5kK)

412 Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:05 AM (Fp6vo)

Isn't this the story of the GOP

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:08 AM (vqPyn)

413 @405
So Bilzzard is making EA look good these days? Funny.

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EA's apparently in hot water these days over the form of gambling known as video game microtransactions. As a result, they're probably desperately hoping that no one brings up China in any way, shape, or form anywhere close to them.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:08 AM (Fp6vo)

414 It's late to bring this up, but here in SoCal, there was big news yesterday: the EARTHQUAKE PREDICTION APP is now available for your cell phone!!

This is great. Imagine being in the middle of Walmart when the 30-second warning comes. You get to see the panic and trampling close up and personal! Or if you're close to the electronics department, you can get a nice early start on your looting! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:03 AM (L2ZTs)

LOL, people really loot during earthquakes?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 18, 2019 12:09 AM (Rz2Nc)

415 I don't get al the Tesla/Elon Musk hate from some on the right. Tesla is certainly not any kind of outlier in the automobile/subsidy debate. Musk is against these subsidies because they help his competitors considerably more than they help him. Teslas are wondrous machines and there is a huge market for them; I think you could eliminate all subsidies and it wouldn't really hurt Tesla.

*disclaimer: I work for Elon.

Note: Almost everything you know about him is a lie. He is trolling almost constantly.

Posted by: Ree at October 18, 2019 12:09 AM (TSjzP)

416
Eventually, one-eyed, reeking of ball sweat and air freshener, and now both sleep deprived and hung over, the man went to a walk in clinic and found out he had a corneal abrasion. The man thought this was not good, but the doctor said it would heal and the man got to wear a cool eye-patch and look like a pirate for the next three days.

Then he went home, ate Doritos and Ibuprofen, and slept soundly dreaming of large Russian boobs.

Fin.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (LQMoO)


so, a love story.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2019 12:11 AM (sy5kK)

417 FireHorse, yup. NASCAR's All-Tesla 500 was not the greatest idea.

"Oh no, EVERY CAR ON THE TRACK is now on fire!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Heh. I once had Fireball Roberts on my Fantasy NASCAR team.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:12 AM (LxqES)

418 junior, here's the impression I have of EA:

- Buy their game. Pop it in your machine.

- "Hello there. To actually use your game, send us another $25."

- "Hello again. To be able to use at least half of the features this games promises, send us another $30."

- "If you want to ever be able to access the tools to win the game, send us $50."

- "Your game is now obsolete. Please buy the new version. Goodbye!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

419
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (LQMoO)

Nice!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2019 12:13 AM (aA3+G)

420 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (LQMoO)

Do I even have to call this thread winner?

Because you just won the interwebz, dude.

You have out Moroned every Moron here tonight (Unless they're practicing great discretion in Texas, of course)

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:13 AM (vqPyn)

421 Then he went home, ate Doritos and Ibuprofen, and slept soundly dreaming of large Russian boobs.

Fin.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (LQMoO)

Truly a heart-warming story!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:13 AM (QugKX)

422 Evasive, this is SoCal. What do YOU think??? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)

423 Tesla is trying to make a new car company, using a new technology. Both things are hard; doing both together is really hard.

Tesla makes money on every car they sell. But they are spending crazy money on building more factories, building out their Supercharger network, R&D on new products (Tesla Semi, Tesla pickup truck, new Tesla Roadster).

Tesla's cars do win on merit. I'd rather have a Model 3 than a BMW 3-series. And I think Tesla is over the hump where it really needs government money to survive.

In my opinion, buying Tesla stock now is like buying Amazon stock 10 years ago. I think they are going to be huge. I'll come back here in 10 years and we can see how my prediction turns out.

P.S. The flash memory issue really is a dumb mistake. An obvious solution would have been to put the logs on an SD card... it's more expensive to solder a socket for an SD card and then stick a card in the socket, but then the repair becomes trivial. Tesla says they have updated the firmware in the cars to write less to the logs and make this problem not happen as fast.

But Tesla has done a lot more stuff right than wrong.

https://thedriven.io/2019/07/12/tesla-model-s-wins-ultimate-accolade-as-best-car-in-70-years/

Posted by: mr_jack at October 18, 2019 12:14 AM (57l0O)

424 so, a love story.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2019 12:11 AM

.....

Precisely.

Based on a true story, plucked from today's headlines.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:14 AM (LQMoO)

425 Teslas are wondrous machines and there is a huge market for them; I think you could eliminate all subsidies and it wouldn't really hurt Tesla.

*disclaimer: I work for Elon.

Note: Almost everything you know about him is a lie. He is trolling almost constantly.
Posted by: Ree at October 18, 2019 12:09 AM (TSjzP)

Well, they do seem to be putting crematoria out of business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:15 AM (QugKX)

426 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:07 AM (LQMoO)

Finally, I read enough for the book thread!

And congrats! I hope the eye is ok.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 18, 2019 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

427 383
I'm so sorry to hear that I've always enjoyed his posts. He has been a brave Soldier throughout this battle. Prayers up for Rickl.

Posted by: Farmer at October 18, 2019 12:16 AM (VxVS6)

428 Not to worry, the Tesla Troolz will run out of power in about an hour and thirty-five minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:17 AM (QugKX)

429 @418 junior, here's the impression I have of EA:

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These days the game winning stuff typically isn't locked behind a paywall. But the DLCs are catching a lot of flak from players everywhere. The big thing, though, is microtransactions. Pay a few bucks, and unlock some virtual crates with randomized customization options in them. In and of themselves, not a problem.

The problem is that they're essentially a form of gambling, targeted at product often used by kids, and cause problems for people with poor impulse control - like a lot of kids.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:17 AM (Fp6vo)

430 As far as I'm concerned, the entire "Madam Secretary" show should have been considered an illegal campaign contribution to Hillary Clinton.

The character was clearly based on Hillary, except for being truthful, selfless, competent, and law-abiding.

But other than that, it was just like Hillary.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 12:21 AM (Do2h6)

431 428 Not to worry, the Tesla Troolz will run out of power in about an hour and thirty-five minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:17 AM (QugKX)

And tax payer money

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2019 12:21 AM (aA3+G)

432 >>Teslas are wondrous machines and there is a huge market for them; I think you could eliminate all subsidies and it wouldn't really hurt Tesla.


Hahahaha -

They'd go down faster than Ace on a Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:23 AM (VWznU)

433 Speaking for myself alone, I have no particular dislike of Musk per se (although I have worked several functions he was at and found him to be a little weird), but I am extremely skeptical of electric cars as anything other than something to use to run a few errands in large metro areas. Thus I am leery of the amount of (taxpayer) money being used to fund all this.

That and the ignorance around electric cars being in anyway green being so damned irritating.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:24 AM (vqPyn)

434 I don't get al the Tesla/Elon Musk hate from some on the right. Tesla is certainly not any kind of outlier in the automobile/subsidy debate. Musk is against these subsidies because they help his competitors considerably more than they help him. Teslas are wondrous machines and there is a huge market for them; I think you could eliminate all subsidies and it wouldn't really hurt Tesla.
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Sorry, that's baloney. Subsidies per Tesla run $10,000+. They most certainly are an 'outlier'.

The quarterly subsidies amount to over $700 million. Tesla is not in the automobile business, they are in the subsidy business.

If we're going to squabble about this, then I'll fix you up with some numbers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:24 AM (LxqES)

435 > LOL, people really loot during earthquakes?

Not here in Alaska, they don't.

That may have something to do with it being legal to carry a gun, openly or concealed, with no permit of any kind. An old definition of "Alaska liberal" is "someone who doesn't own caliber larger than .357 Magnum".

That's changed to some degree (too many carpetbaggers here nowadays), but it's still largely true. After the 7.1 last fall, we had zero looting. None.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 12:25 AM (Do2h6)

436 >>That and the ignorance around electric cars being in anyway green being so damned irritating.


100X worse than a traditional vehicle made in the 50s and 60s.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:26 AM (VWznU)

437 397 junior, thanks for the update.
I personally believe Blizzard deserves all the grief they can get for their stupidity and cravenness. Also they need to be sued into oblivion by the winner of that contest. Some companies just need to be made bankrupt and to serve as a warning to others.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:00


They backed off on it a bit last week in a late Friday news dump. Let him keep his winnings and reduced the suspension to 6 months. They hoped that would solve the issue I'm sure But since they cancelled the Nintendo Switch Overwatch release event I'm guessing that it definitely hasn't.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2019 12:27 AM (kqrs1)

438 @437 They backed off on it a bit last week in a late Friday news dump. Let him keep his winnings and reduced the suspension to 6 months. They hoped that would solve the issue I'm sure But since they cancelled the Nintendo Switch Overwatch release event I'm guessing that it definitely hasn't.

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We'll find out the first of November.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:28 AM (Fp6vo)

439 > Subsidies per Tesla run $10,000+.

The $7,500 federal subsidy was cut in half after Tesla sold its 200,000th car, which happened back in 2018. It will disappear completely in January 2020.

I don't know if the $2,500 California subsidy is still in effect.

Your information is outdated.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 12:28 AM (Do2h6)

440 Gosh why would we have such disdain for a guy that threw a hissy fit about some brave men rescuing children trapped in a cave before he could get their to save the day instead.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2019 12:28 AM (kqrs1)

441 74 One person showed at Mark Sandford's campaign launch!

LOLGF.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 10:22 PM (DuZls

And that one person was _THE_ reporter.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 18, 2019 12:29 AM (MwFQu)

442 Astros 8-3

Up 3 games to 1 in the ALCS.


good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2019 12:29 AM (sy5kK)

443 Acronym For The Day:

SWITCH

So What If The Check Hurts

;-)

Posted by: The Last To Post at October 18, 2019 12:29 AM (rCnrY)

444 Evasive, this is SoCal. What do YOU think??? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)

That's messed up. Here people would start helping clean up and make sure everyone is ok. It's sickening!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 18, 2019 12:30 AM (Rz2Nc)

445 Anybody know anything about WitchDoktor?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 12:30 AM (l9m7l)

446 Evasive, I don't want to overstate things. Some people here would be great in an emergency like that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)

447 Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:26 AM (VWznU)

I mean, where do these mental giants think the electricity comes from?

And I have a question about the batteries... do they have to be specially disposed of like regular Double AA, etc types?

Because the last 10 years of my working life, I had to walk all over hell and half of Georgia at every campus I worked at to put the fucking batteries from computer mice, et al in special containers and I am wondering how in the actual fuck are they going to dispose of the massive car batteries and how much do they cost to replace?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:31 AM (vqPyn)

448
445 Anybody know anything about WitchDoktor?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 12:30 AM (l9m7l)


Did you tell him who you were in love with?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2019 12:32 AM (kqrs1)

449 Oo, ee, oo wha wha, bing bang walla walla bang bang

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 12:34 AM (l9m7l)

450 Maybe, I can't remember all those lyrics.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 12:34 AM (l9m7l)

451 Oo, ee, oo wha wha, bing bang walla walla bang bang
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 12:34 AM (l9m7l)


No German on the ONT

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)

452 Oo, ee, oo wha wha, bing bang walla walla bang bang


........

*snort*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2019 12:35 AM (LQMoO)

453 WitchDoktor has been around a long time, not a troll. That's all I got. Buzzion probably knows more.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (vqPyn)

454 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)

German ok
Math no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (aA3+G)

455 There once was a poster named Clinger.
Bitter was he, such a swinger.
Enchanted by the blonde yoga booby,
He stumbled and turned his eye ruby.
Now for a pirate he's a dead ringer.

Posted by: Unknown Poet, wearing a bag on my head at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

456 >>how much do they cost to replace?


I think that would be around 8-10k. If the numbers I have seen thrown around are correct.


As far as the old/worn out batteries go, they are an enviornmental disaster of a whole different sort.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (VWznU)

457 WitchDoktor has been around a long time, not a troll. That's all I got. Buzzion probably knows more.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (vqPyn)

IIRC, he is from DC, or nearby to that city.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:38 AM (QugKX)

458 Mis Hum, thanks for the tip

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)

459 >>Buzzion probably knows more.


He talks to angels.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:38 AM (VWznU)

460 The $7,500 federal subsidy was cut in half after Tesla sold its 200,000th car, which happened back in 2018. It will disappear completely in January 2020.

I don't know if the $2,500 California subsidy is still in effect.

Your information is outdated.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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That subsidy only ended in the last year. The question is, would Tesla exist in the absence of those subsidies? In Denmark, Tesla sale dropped by 94% when subsidies were dropped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:38 AM (LxqES)

461 > That subsidy only ended in the last year.

The operative term here is "ended".

That's not what you were claiming before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 12:39 AM (Do2h6)

462 Hmm...

NBC in Dallas is reporting that a man in full body armor with a gun, pepper spray, and a gas mask, was arrested outside the Trump rally.

He was apparently taken to a nearby hospital for an evaluation.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2019 12:40 AM (Fp6vo)

463 Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (VWznU)

I take full ownership of sounding like my own great great grandaddy whining about the impossibility of newfangled notions, but there do seem to be some substantial hurdles to jump.

Might be real options for urban areas, which would certainly be a large market, but then we have all these whippersnappers who don't seem real interested in driving any more to add in to the mix.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:41 AM (vqPyn)

464 Evasive, I don't want to overstate things. Some people here would be great in an emergency like that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)

Yes, I'm sure there are good people there. I don't want to understate things here, we do have two or three jury trials a year, so there is some crime.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 18, 2019 12:42 AM (Rz2Nc)

465 That subsidy only ended in the last year.

The operative term here is "ended".

That's not what you were claiming before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Well, you're right, I misspoke, as you point out,..' The $7,500 federal subsidy was cut in half...'

So I was wrong to say that it ended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:42 AM (LxqES)

466 Finally a story that has everything. Boobs and pirates.

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 12:43 AM (LxTcq)

467 *tap tap tap*

Um, is this on?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 12:44 AM (ZYB2s)

468 Evasive, nooo!! Pull the other one, it's got bells on! ;-)

And on that note, I wanna thank everybody for the well wishes about the latest column publication, and also thanks for the fun chat tonight. Goodnight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:44 AM (L2ZTs)

469
Finally a story that has everything. Boobs and pirates.
Posted by: BoubonChicken


Pirate with a wooden boob.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

470 As far as the old/worn out batteries go, they are an enviornmental disaster of a whole different sort.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:37 AM (VWznU)

Lead-acid batteries are nearly 100% recycled. I don't see why lithium-ion batteries could not be recycled, too. All batteries contain valuable metals, and typically in greater concentration than the ores of said metals. I think batteries, both disposable, and rechargeable, present an economic case that favors recycling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:48 AM (QugKX)

471 I just realized an important difference between (some) women and men.

My female boss flounced today. Ran off from the office in a gale of tears, with all of her things in tow.

This was over basically nothing (a minor dispute with another coworker).

I'm not this guy's biggest fan. He's kind of a dick. But I'd never freak out about his dickishness. He's just the kind of guy you have to work around.

She's got a great life. Two great kids, a hardworking husband who sees to her needs, etc. She doesn't even need the job.

But she flounces off in a gale of tears.

Me... I need my job. I'm in a tough spot. I need the money, but it's the least of my worries. I work hard at the job (I just now finished for the day), but when I get home I'm just glad it's over.

Until recently, I haven't cried in recent memory. Maybe ten, fifteen years. But now that I do feel the need, I go behind the generator where nobody can hear or see me and get it out.

Then I smoke a cigarette and wipe it off and get back to work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:49 AM (mdzLa)

472 Evasive, nooo!! Pull the other one, it's got bells on! ;-)

And on that note, I wanna thank everybody for the well wishes about the latest column publication, and also thanks for the fun chat tonight. Goodnight!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2019 12:44 AM (L2ZTs)

Goodnight, I'll have to read back about the column.

I'm off to be also. Big day tomorrow,have to exchange a boat title for some cash. It was supposed to be our last boating weekend, but we have an injured goat that will probably have to be put down in a few days. He gets a few days of steroids and see how that helps. Sad.

Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 18, 2019 12:50 AM (Rz2Nc)

473 China just evicted the congregation and tore down a million dollar Christian church because they didn't comply with the department of religion monitoring or some such excuse.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 12:53 AM (2DOZq)

474 Apparently one of the neighbors is getting lucky tonight. I assume it's a male neighbor, as I heard the female telling all kinds of lies.

And I still miss having a cat.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2019 12:54 AM (l9m7l)

475 China just evicted the congregation and tore down a million dollar Christian church because they didn't comply with the department of religion monitoring or some such excuse.
Posted by: Easy Andy
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Probably failed to amass enough social credit points.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)

476 China just evicted the congregation and tore down a million dollar Christian church because they didn't comply with the department of religion monitoring or some such excuse.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 12:53 AM (2DOZq)

I'm sure the NBA will be down with that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:56 AM (QugKX)

477 China just evicted the congregation and tore down a million dollar Christian church because they didn't comply with the department of religion monitoring or some such excuse.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 12:53 AM (2DOZq)
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With so much more integrity than Trump's fans --- Handwringers on the Right

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 12:56 AM (Eicbe)

478 Beats a Time Out, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 17, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)


Y'all always need to call a time out when your team is telling you to call it!!!

Posted by: Chris Weber at October 18, 2019 12:56 AM (Dxxm/)

479 I'll give the one Tesla fanboi credit for admitting s/he works for Elon.

But the thing about Musk opposing tax credits is pure fantasy; his gravy train is about to expire so gee let's not give them to any competitors is more like it. And those weren't random people off the streets lobbying CA to pass a state funded tax credit either.

That subsidy only ended in the last year. The question is, would Tesla exist in the absence of those subsidies? In Denmark, Tesla sale dropped by 94% when subsidies were dropped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:38 AM (LxqES)


Iirc, the same thing happened in Hong Kong when the subsidies ran out.

I don't have a problem with electric cars, I merely want them to succeed in the market on their own merits. Not on my forced wallet assistance program.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 12:56 AM (Z4rgH)

480 lolgf yankees

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 12:56 AM (ev02w)

481 >>Lead-acid batteries are nearly 100% recycled. I don't see why lithium-ion batteries could not be recycled, too. All batteries contain valuable metals, and typically in greater concentration than the ores of said metals. I think batteries, both disposable, and rechargeable, present an economic case that favors recycling.


The only people doing it are doing it overseas in countries that don't have much enviornmental oversight.

Or, at least that was the case when I sold off the batteries for the backup room for Shoreham. I had to sell them off to some Bengali firm. But they paid well for them

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:56 AM (VWznU)

482 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 12:48 AM (QugKX)

But at what cost to Gaia?!

Seriously, was I putting them in the containers for recycling? (I honestly don't know) I was under the impression that they were being held in special containers because they were so toxic that merely being in the same fucking building with them was just too risky to take a chance on.

Between those, and the lightbulbs that had to also be specially disposed of, the toner cartridges that women of childbearing years could not touch (so some evil man had to be fetched up to change the damn things) and the dreaded specter of plastic water bottles lurking everywhere, slowly poisoning us, it's a wonder I am still alive.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 12:58 AM (vqPyn)

483 Watching the start of the Trump rally on DVR. I was right. Trump is getting hardened. Anybody who has a run-in with the left hardens.

They think there is only one opinion to have for everything: theirs, even if it changes by day.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 12:58 AM (Eicbe)

484 I wonder if Emperor Xi is going to find 'the more you tighten your grip the faster power will slip through your fingers'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 01:00 AM (ykYG2)

485 the Yankees choked tonight. I saw a lot of errors out there. Maybe Houston still would have won but to win like they did, took a lot of help from New York's infield

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 01:02 AM (ykYG2)

486 Just tried to google the Church demolition story I read on Fox and there were a dozen similar stories going back to 2014 . I didn't realize the crackdown on Christians in China was so extensive.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:03 AM (2DOZq)

487 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:49 AM (mdzLa)

Sounds about right. Do not miss working in an office with a bunch of my fellow females, that is for certain sure.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:04 AM (vqPyn)

488 I wonder if Emperor Xi is going to find 'the more you tighten your grip the faster power will slip through your fingers'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 01:00 AM (ykYG2)


I think he'll be citing some Mao real soon --

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2019 01:04 AM (Z4rgH)

489 Just tried to google the Church demolition story I read on Fox and there were a dozen similar stories going back to 2014 . I didn't realize the crackdown on Christians in China was so extensive.
Posted by: Easy Andy
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Curiously, the same thing happened during the French revolution. Commies don't get along with churches very well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 01:06 AM (LxqES)

490 Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:03 AM (2DOZq)

I did not realize there were enough Christians in China to need cracking down on, let alone to build million dollar churches.

Why in the hell would you build a million dollar church in a communist country anyway?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:06 AM (vqPyn)

491 Earthquake Looting Notification Test. Only a test.

Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2019 01:07 AM (RuIsu)

492

A woman living in a van in San Diego with her pet rats has agreed to give them up - all 300 of them.

The San Diego Union-Tribune says the San Diego Humane Society went to the woman's van near Del Mar on Oct. 8.

Authorities found rats had clawed into upholstery, burrowed into the seats and gnawed the engine wiring.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:11 AM (aKsyK)

493 Ain't no telling what else those rats burrowed in to. Dear God.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:14 AM (vqPyn)

494 But Tesla has done a lot more stuff right than wrong.

Posted by: mr_jack at October 18, 2019 12:14 AM (57l0O)
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That's what you have to love about a private capital system. Distributed power and discretion through capital.

It's not just the government deciding everything. But Elon Musk can convince a group of people about what he wants to do, he can use his own capital, and people can construct as big a project as they can bring together.

As someone who has had some sympathy for socialism at times in his life, I remark that this is what socialists don't seem to get. They prefer the concentration of discretion--discretion inequality if you will.

God bless the free markets.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:14 AM (Eicbe)

495 A woman living in a van in San Diego with her pet rats has agreed to give them up - all 300 of them.

The San Diego Union-Tribune says the San Diego Humane Society went to the woman's van near Del Mar on Oct. 8.

Authorities found rats had clawed into upholstery, burrowed into the seats and gnawed the engine wiring.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:11 AM


Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone, and you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at October 18, 2019 01:15 AM (r6GXX)

496

Governor Eric J. Holcomb of INDIANA is directing that all flags across the state be immediately flown at half-staff in memory of U.S. Rep. Elijah E. Cummings.

Holcomb requests that the flags be flown at half-staff now until sunset on Friday, October 18. Gov. Holcomb has asked businesses and residents to lower their flags to half-staff as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:16 AM (aKsyK)

497 China just evicted the congregation and tore down a million dollar Christian church because they didn't comply with the department of religion monitoring or some such excuse.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 12:53 AM (2DOZq)
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Plus, they need more organs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:16 AM (Eicbe)

498 China has a long tradition of paraChristian movements causing great bloodshed. The White Lotus was some weird cult of Manichaeism, already a weird cult of Christianity. And the less said of the Taiping Rebellion, the better

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 01:16 AM (ykYG2)

499 And the less said of the Taiping Rebellion, the better

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 01:16 AM (ykYG2)
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Mavis Beacon has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:17 AM (Eicbe)

500 Governor Eric J. Holcomb of INDIANA is directing that all flags across the state be immediately flown at half-staff in memory of U.S. Rep. Elijah E. Cummings.

Holcomb requests that the flags be flown at half-staff now until sunset on Friday, October 18. Gov. Holcomb has asked businesses and residents to lower their flags to half-staff as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:16 AM


Flag code. Half-staff day of death and next day for members of Congress.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at October 18, 2019 01:18 AM (r6GXX)

501 off sock

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2019 01:18 AM (r6GXX)

502 Curiously, the same thing happened during the French revolution. Commies don't get along with churches very well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 01:06 AM (LxqES)

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Look up the Republican Weddings (or Nantes Weddings). Not very kind to Catholic clergy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 01:19 AM (mdzLa)

503 Mavis Beacon has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:17 AM (Eicbe)

ISWYDT LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:20 AM (QugKX)

504 Curiously, the same thing happened during the French revolution. Commies don't get along with churches very well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 01:06 AM (LxqES)
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Because the zealots of one belief system will never be able to suffer even devotion to another.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:22 AM (Eicbe)

505 One of my students called me a "bitch-ass ni@@a" in class today.
Charming

Posted by: MAxIE at October 18, 2019 01:22 AM (9TR2V)

506 Witness The Woke.

"If you see these people ... anywhere...get in their face and tell them they are not welcome here [anywhere]".

And yet the left hardly bats an eye about the idea that some group of people is not welcome anywhere in public because their politics differ from their own.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:25 AM (Eicbe)

507
Electric cars -- when have they not been subsidy sinks? Started with the Toyota Pious 20 some years ago.

Bigly subsidize their sales, build up a substantial customer base, do next to nothing to extend the vehicles' range and twenty years from now, hey, presto! you've created a populace with severely restricted mobility!

How, shall we say, convenient!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (pNxlR)

508 The Boogaloo will begin in the classrooms.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (ev02w)

509
One of my students called me a "bitch-ass ni@@a" in class today.
Charming
Posted by: MAxIE


Was it compliment or criticism?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (aKsyK)

510 Would one of you guys educate me about Mavis Beacon, is it a cultural reference or a historical one, I can be so dumb sometimes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (a4EWo)

511 One of my students called me a "bitch-ass ni@@a" in class today.
Charming
Posted by: MAxIE at October 18, 2019 01:22 AM (9TR2V)
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You know, the Wokescolds say that they want to get rid of "hate".

But the crass attitude toward fellow human beings isn't their target.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:27 AM (Eicbe)

512 Would one of you guys educate me about Mavis Beacon, is it a cultural reference or a historical one, I can be so dumb sometimes.


She was a teacher.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 18, 2019 01:27 AM (SchxB)

513

All these years I thought it was Mavis Bacon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:28 AM (aKsyK)

514 Would one of you guys educate me about Mavis Beacon, is it a cultural reference or a historical one, I can be so dumb sometimes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (a4EWo)
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https://www.amazon.com/mavis-beacon/s?k=mavis+beacon

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:28 AM (Eicbe)

515 LOL. Wikipedia describes "Republican marriage" as a "man and a woman" being tied together and drowned, without bothering to mention that it's a priest and a nun.

How politically correct.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 01:28 AM (mdzLa)

516 Posted by: MAxIE at October 18, 2019 01:22 AM (9TR2V)

How old is this shining example of decorum and erudition?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:29 AM (vqPyn)

517 509
One of my students called me a "bitch-ass ni@@a" in class today.
Charming
Posted by: MAxIE

Was it compliment or criticism?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (aKsyK)

A mating call

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 18, 2019 01:30 AM (ev02w)

518 All these years I thought it was Mavis Bacon!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:28 AM (aKsyK)
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Probably because of her 6 degrees.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:30 AM (Eicbe)

519 Thank goodness, I was afraid it might be a porn reference. I hope you folks at the Texas MoMe are enjoying an early start to the festivities, miss your comments though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:33 AM (a4EWo)

520 Took my trash to the dump today. Dumped some scrap on the metal pile, and I had a dead shop vac to dispose of. Attendant said, "if it has a cord on it, it goes in Electronics recycling". So I took it there. And I found a nifty old armature growler, and brought that home with me, along with a nice little 2-drawer file cabinet.

And I got another couple of hours in on the poor wretched Panhard. Rear floor is nearly done now, and I welded some spots that the riveter could not reach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:33 AM (QugKX)

521 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (a4EWo)

He was making a play on words with Taiping/typing.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:33 AM (vqPyn)

522 "One of my students called me a "bitch-ass ni@@a" in class today."

Some children should be promptly strangled while still in their cribs, but, the problem is, you can't tell which ones...

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 18, 2019 01:34 AM (w7KSn)

523 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:33 AM (a4EWo)

Perfectly understandable. They're Morons; it almost always IS a porn reference.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:36 AM (vqPyn)

524 Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:06 AM (vqPyn)

About 30 million Christians in China.

A cool trivia fact. When Marco Polo made his first visit to China he found that there were a sect of Jews living there.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:36 AM (2DOZq)

525 May as well abort 'em all.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at October 18, 2019 01:37 AM (a4EWo)

526 Perfectly understandable. They're Morons; it almost always IS a porn reference.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:36 AM (vqPyn)

Mavis Beacon may possibly be the only known exception to Internet Rule 34.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:37 AM (QugKX)

527 Hi all y'all........I'll be moseying down to Corsicana Saturday am

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 18, 2019 01:39 AM (1i2z1)

528 Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:36 AM (2DOZq)

I knew about the Jews. Damned Joooooos be everywhere, controlling the weather and mining Christian babies for blood.

Did not know about 30 million Christians. Does that include HK? I just find it hard to believe. (Not saying it isn't true, just that I am surprised.)

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:40 AM (vqPyn)

529 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:37 AM (QugKX)

Nah, bruh....somebody, somewhere has surely got some sweet, sweet Mavis B smut for someone else's viewing pleasure.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (vqPyn)

530

Louisiana authorities have charged a man with disturbing the peace after he was found wandering down a street and screaming profanities.

27-year-old Jonathan Porter told authorities SpongeBob SquarePants had stolen his paperwork.
The Monroe News Star reports the Ouachita Parish Sherriff's Office responded to a call Sunday that 27-year-old Jonathan Porter was intoxicated and creating a public disturbance. Deputies wrote in arrest warrants that Porter told them the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants had stolen his paperwork and that "God has battleships but hasn't sent them yet."

The arrest warrant says deputies noticed a white substance near Porter's mouth and found meth and a narcotic pain reliever in his pockets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (aKsyK)

531 Did not know about 30 million Christians. Does that include HK? I just find it hard to believe. (Not saying it isn't true, just that I am surprised.)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:40 AM (vqPyn)

I think Christian missionaries made big gains in China in the 19th and 20th centuries.

There is a Chinese Evangelical Free Church in Calgary. Buddy of mine said, "Of course it's free. You don't think they'd pay to go there, do you?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:44 AM (QugKX)

532 Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:40 AM (vqPyn

I assume it does include HK. It's around 2% of the population. They also tore down a church in HK in 2018.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:44 AM (2DOZq)

533 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (aKsyK)

Probably votes several times, in several parishes.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:45 AM (vqPyn)

534 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:44 AM (QugKX)

Could be. The Presbyterians were certainly busy in South Korea.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:46 AM (vqPyn)

535 Nah, bruh....somebody, somewhere has surely got some sweet, sweet Mavis B smut for someone else's viewing pleasure.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (vqPyn)
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Well, there's always an attractive black lady on her material, and I understand that "deep fakes" are pretty big in porn these days.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:46 AM (Eicbe)

536 The arrest warrant says deputies noticed a white substance near Porter's mouth and found meth and a narcotic pain reliever in his pockets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (aKsyK)

They might want to do a rabies check, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:46 AM (QugKX)

537 Well, there's always an attractive black lady on her material, and I understand that "deep fakes" are pretty big in porn these days.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:46 AM (Eicbe)

She's not my type.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:47 AM (QugKX)

538 She's not my type.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:47 AM (QugKX)

LOL!

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 18, 2019 01:49 AM (vqPyn)

539 Seriously... read up on the "National Bathtub." It's a good example of anti-Christian fervor, amidst broader bloodlust in the Vendee. An early genocide.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 01:49 AM (mdzLa)

540 AOP why the heck aren't you in Texas this weekend?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:50 AM (a4EWo)

541 The Ron Ely ( Tarzan ) wife murdered by son story is just weird. By all accounts the son was on his way to be very successful and then he ended up as a security guard , living at his parents home and eventually killing his mother and tried to blame it on his father.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:50 AM (2DOZq)

542 With apologies to Mick Jagger:

She was common, she was flirty,

She looked about QWERTY.

I would have run away, but I was on my own.

She told me later, she's a typing demonstrator,

She said she liked the way I held the microphone.

My, my, my, said the spider to the fly,

Jump right ahead in my web.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:52 AM (QugKX)

543
She's not my type.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


You're an elitist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:52 AM (aKsyK)

544 The arrest warrant says deputies noticed a white substance near Porter's mouth and found meth and a narcotic pain reliever in his pockets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (aKsyK)


Here in CA our bums don't need chemical enhancement to walk down the street gibbering to themselves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 18, 2019 01:53 AM (h2Bdk)

545 AOP why the heck aren't you in Texas this weekend?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:50 AM (a4EWo)

I would like to be, but I had stayed a month in Arizona, and stuff was piling up for me to do here before the weather gets too cold. Another gorgeous fall day here, 57 degrees this afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:55 AM (QugKX)

546 he arrest warrant says deputies noticed a white substance near Porter's mouth and found meth and a narcotic pain reliever in his pockets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:42 AM (aKsyK)

Here in CA our bums don't need chemical enhancement to walk down the street gibbering to themselves.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 18, 2019 01:53 AM (h2Bdk)

Sounds like Dave Chappell's crackhead character, Tyrone Biggums.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:55 AM (2DOZq)

547 You're an elitist.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:52 AM (aKsyK)

Not a pica, for sure. Platen-um membership.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:57 AM (QugKX)

548 You're an elitist.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 01:52 AM (aKsyK)

Not a pica, for sure. Platen-um membership.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 01:57 AM (QugKX)
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Oh, brother!

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 01:59 AM (Eicbe)

549 Here in CA our bums don't need chemical enhancement to walk down the street gibbering to themselves.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 18, 2019 01:53 AM (h2Bdk)

We should start a charity to give broken cell phones to street bums, so they could hold the phone up while talking to themselves, and give the appearance of being in a spirited discussion on the cell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 02:00 AM (QugKX)

550 Tyrone Biggums.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:55 AM (2DOZq

https://youtu.be/oO3wTulizvg

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 02:02 AM (mdzLa)

551 "Your damn right I did!" Nick(nathan jessup) mulvaney.

Posted by: raimondo at October 18, 2019 02:02 AM (yp+69)

552 541 The Ron Ely ( Tarzan ) wife murdered by son story is just weird. By all accounts the son was on his way to be very successful and then he ended up as a security guard , living at his parents home and eventually killing his mother and tried to blame it on his father.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 18, 2019 01:50 AM (2DOZq)

Story time. I was TWICE a signature away from more then $5 million. Startup Software firm.

If an election had gone differently (when we were selling to DHS) or if a Board vote had gone differently when we were about to sell to a Major Corp, my entire life would be different.

You can be on track for major success, and suddenly be derailed by the decisions of others.

And that, my friend, is a test of character.

Posted by: Don Q at October 18, 2019 02:04 AM (NgKpN)

553 Little-known fact: "raimondo" is Esperanto for "non-sequitor" .

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 02:04 AM (QugKX)

554 Mavis Beacon has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Axeman
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We should have been suspicious of the 5 1/4" floppy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:04 AM (eYD0A)

555 Nice job, rainmando Schiff.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 02:05 AM (Eicbe)

556 .... my entire life would be different.
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One never knows, after all, you might have been run down by a city bus while on your way to bank the check.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:06 AM (eYD0A)

557 Whats qid pro quo among friends. Besides obama and dubya did it too! Drumpf.

Posted by: raimondo at October 18, 2019 02:08 AM (yp+69)

558 We should start a charity to give broken cell phones to street bums, so they could hold the phone up while talking to themselves, and give the appearance of being in a spirited discussion on the cell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Back when Blue Tooth (or whatever) earpieces came in to being, I thought that there was an epidemic of schizophrenia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:08 AM (eYD0A)

559 "But because we teach nothing, we know nothing. And that stands a strong chance of costing us everything."

This man speaks the truth.


Weird Dave you set the bar for excellence.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 02:09 AM (8i5w4)

560 Well, I am going to call it a night. My typing fingers are finding more and more wrong keys. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2019 02:11 AM (QugKX)

561 Watching Serial Mom, one of the last films with an attractive Kathleen Turner.

For a John Waters film, it's not too hard to watch.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 02:13 AM (Eicbe)

562 Watching the rebroadcast of Trump, it is astonishing how upbeat, how positive he is about things, as opposed to the whining, crying, and pandering that the Dems do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:14 AM (eYD0A)

563 I was watching the rally on recording earlier.

I think Trump is going to help a lot of Republicans get elected. Right now, he's the heart and soul of the Republican party, and the most compelling part of it as well.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 02:18 AM (Eicbe)

564 "When Marco Polo made his first visit to China he found that there were a sect of Jews living there."

I recall reading about how in Afghanistan, they are down to exactly one.
How he holds out, who knows.

Posted by: navybrat, should not be posting under my circumstances at October 18, 2019 02:20 AM (w7KSn)

565 How he holds out, who knows.
Posted by: navybrat
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Chutzpah

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:23 AM (eYD0A)

566 I'm out. Waaaay late here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:24 AM (eYD0A)

567 Nite AOP.
I have a brother who is schizophrenic, I am his primary caretaker. One thing he really loves is baseball and my husband and I pay for a basic cable package for him, I am so pissed at Fox that they are not airing the ALCS on their regular Fox channel, but on a special channel that you have to pay for. He is listening to these games on the radio, why? Meanwhile there are an abundance of Spanish channels he can watch, except he does not speak or understand Spanish.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 02:28 AM (a4EWo)

568 Wow, I killed another thread.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 02:43 AM (a4EWo)

569 I feel happy!

Posted by: The Thread at October 18, 2019 02:49 AM (Eicbe)

570 We should have been suspicious of the 5 1/4" floppy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 02:04 AM (eYD0A)

Is that what we are calling it now?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 18, 2019 02:57 AM (vVOK2)

571 Hello, is there anybody out there?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 02:57 AM (a4EWo)

572 569 I feel happy!
Posted by: The Thread at October 18, 2019 02:49 AM (Eicbe)

Yer not foolin' anyone, y'know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 18, 2019 02:57 AM (vVOK2)

573 2:00 am Charlie Horse.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 18, 2019 03:02 AM (4thlk)

574 Whatever happened to American Kestrel, she hasn't been around for a while. Kestrel, I hope you are okay.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 03:06 AM (a4EWo)

575 Then he went home, ate Doritos and Ibuprofen, and slept soundly dreaming of large Russian boobs.

Fin.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I read the whole thing and no moral to the story?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 03:06 AM (8i5w4)

576 Hi Sock Monkey, how is your Dad doing? Is he still enjoying his Westerns? Mr. Schultz is still enjoying them, every once in a while he breaks into song singing, "Don't gimme that plastic saddle, I want to feel that leather when I ride". I am not sure where this came from but as long as he is happy...

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 03:28 AM (a4EWo)

577 OK, I am outta here, got to take care of my brother in the morning, then I come home and take care of Mr. Schultz, I love all you Hordelings, you keep me sane. Early greetings to Skip and My Life is Insanity, I always read your posts in the early a.m.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 03:36 AM (a4EWo)

578 You too Debby, have a great day

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 03:57 AM (ZCEU2)

579 legalinsurrection.com/the. facts showing elizabeth warrens deceptions arent left wing or right wing they are the facts

Got such a kick out of this, not because I follow his blog daily but for the behind the camera shots, too funny to me.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 04:13 AM (ZCEU2)

580 Sorry I missed you Debby, I hope things are going as well possible.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 18, 2019 04:21 AM (dyO5W)

581 Debbie, the paterfamilias left us in March. It was God's perfect mercy. He was manifesting some of the signs of the final stage of Alzheimer's. He didn't know what was happening but in his lucid moments you could tell that he was terrified by it. He had a heart attack or stroke on a saturday and was gone by the next friday. His last days were here with us. My daughter, a hospice nurse was here with her grandfather at the end. She was amazing. Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 04:22 AM (8i5w4)

582 I think American Kestrel has posted with 2 months. Shame it's not like the forum I go to you can look up last posting date by a member.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 04:41 AM (ZCEU2)

583 tcn in AK

The Subaru is in conversion therapy. Progress is being made.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 04:44 AM (8i5w4)

584 A trans gender Subaru

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 04:47 AM (ZCEU2)

585 I give my vehicles female names. Is that weird? Altho, I haven't given the truck a name yet. Not sure why

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 18, 2019 04:49 AM (dyO5W)

586 I think American Kestrel has posted with 2 months. Shame it's not like the forum I go to you can look up last posting date by a member.
Posted by: Skip

She posted a couple of weeks ago. I hadn't seen her in my lurking for awhile before that. Hope all is well with her.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 04:51 AM (8i5w4)

587 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 04:52 AM (arJlL)

588 I think i saw American Kestrel on a friday or sat ONT a couple of weeks ago

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 18, 2019 04:52 AM (dyO5W)

589 A trans gender Subaru
Posted by: Skip

The Subaru I bought recently was originally from Alaska. Tcn informed me that only bull dykes drove Subarus up there. At least this one didn't have any bumper stickers. Harbor freight heat gun $18 takes care of those.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 04:55 AM (8i5w4)

590 I thought it wasn't long ago but every once in awhile I saw something wasn't long ago find it was 2 years ago. But more notice if someone posts and hasn't been around.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 04:55 AM (ZCEU2)

591 Its time for EARLY MORNING LINKS!


Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Friday, October 18, 2019. On this day in 1009 Fatimid caliph Al-Hakim bi-Amr Allah demolished the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. This is what the muzzie death cult is good for, destroying churches and religious sites of real religions. The church had been destroyed once before in 614 when invading Persians had burnt the church and captured the 'true cross'.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 04:58 AM (mpXpK)

592 The blood thirsty mad dogs in the far left communist Democrat Party are demanding Nanny Nan hold an impeachment vote. She will not do that. This article says its because she has already held three and they all failed miserably. This would be a bad move by the Democrats when nearing the 2020 elections.


https://tinyurl.com/y5rn7zj2

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

593 Idiot Beta ver 1.0 Orourke wants congress to pass a resolution under emoluments clause that Trump can not hold the G-7 conference at one of his resort holdings. Obviously this idiot either knows nothing about the constitution or like most Democrats, doesn't give a sh*t about what it says.



https://tinyurl.com/y2szgkkt

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

594 Ben Shapiro says now's the time for Hillary Clinton to jump in and steal the nomination. Not to worry Ben, the DNC through its powerful super delegates have a good chance of putting her in the campaign at the convention.


https://tinyurl.com/y2yb9bw3

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

595 Fake Republican Mitt Romney attacks Trump on the Senate floor for withdrawing troops from Syria. He did not withdraw the troops from Syria you kludge, he moved them out of the area where the Kurds and Turkey were fighting. I wish he would pull them out of Syria altogether after that idiot Obama sent them there.


https://tinyurl.com/y5uf6k3m

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

596 OK you bachelor Morons, Christina Hendricks is going back on the market again.


https://tinyurl.com/y3brnl97

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

597 Sam Adams is launching a new beer. Too bad it will be illegal in 15 States, including mine because it has too much alcohol. Too bad the States have to power to regulate alcohol content in beer. The 21st Amendment which repealed prohibition gives the individual States the authority to do pretty much anything they want with alcohol laws.


https://tinyurl.com/yyr3yrrf

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

598 Mosquito-borne EEE Rachel Carson kills another Massachusetts resident; man remembered for 'huge giving heart'


FTFY Fox


https://tinyurl.com/y38psgqr

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

599 I never named a vehical

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

600 Report from left wing magazine: Biteme Biden is steadily losing supporters who are bailing out on him.


https://tinyurl.com/y4o48st4

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

601 Like me, Moody's is predicting a landslide victory for Trump in 2020.


https://tinyurl.com/y4bbw58u

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

602 My 93 GMC is called truck. My 04 Suburu is called Deer Slayer ( 3 and counting). The new Subaru doesn't have a name .If I start calling it Butch that will mess with the conversion therapy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 05:01 AM (8i5w4)

603 Levin says Pelosi's walk-out of the Trump meeting was a staged event.


https://tinyurl.com/y3ovnhx3

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

604 510 Would one of you guys educate me about Mavis Beacon, is it a cultural reference or a historical one, I can be so dumb sometimes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2019 01:26 AM (a4EWo)


She taught my wife how to hen-peck!

Good morning! Waiting anxiously to see if it is going to frost and wither goes my beauties in the pepper patch.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 18, 2019 05:02 AM (Vy7tf)

605 Here is Cummings replacement on the House oversight committee. She has a CR rating of 19. Not any better than Cummings.


https://tinyurl.com/y3ovnhx3

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

606 Here is NOAA's Winter 2019-2020 weather prediction. It is vastly different from the OFA. The OFA has a much better record than NOAA.

https://tinyurl.com/y2okefh9

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

607 Newspaper says that the DOJ (Trump Administration named) is including the TX gun store that sold a gun to the out of State shooter who falsified the federal form to buy the gun had killed people with. I wonder about this so-called story because Gun stores are supposed to be shielded from liability in civil suits caused by someone using a gun purchased from them. I know that the ATF would happily go after anybody, but it says here the DOJ.


https://tinyurl.com/yy9sjrqn

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

608 Clinton Judge uses BS sage grouse to block Trump from allowing mining and drilling on millions of acres of federal land. At the heart of the case is one of the most shitty (and unconstitutional) laws ever passed by the Democrats, the Endangered Species Act.


https://tinyurl.com/y3yc7m6z

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

609 NYC's democrat dominated city council along with commie DeBlasio are going to spend $9B to close Riker's Island prison. Why? Because they can and stupid people elected them.


https://tinyurl.com/yyj69tra

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

610 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y5uhjndq


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

611 That's funny, Sock Monkey!

And with that laugh, I'm heading out.

Thanks for the early links, Vic I will check them out later.

Have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 18, 2019 05:04 AM (dyO5W)

612 I know some craft beers get I think up to 9% alcohol

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

613 Is it too much to hope that Nanny Nancy will stage another walkout and leave Congress?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....cat juggling and posting at the same time at October 18, 2019 05:07 AM (8i5w4)

614 I should get going, it's 30 miles to this job site and leaving late I race to get there. Not that it matters, some of my co-workers are perpetually late, of course they are not at leaving time.
Have a great day horde, tgif.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 05:08 AM (ZCEU2)

615 612
I know some craft beers get I think up to 9% alcohol

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)


The
maximum alcohol content for beer in SC is 6%.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:08 AM (mpXpK)

616 597 Sam Adams is launching a new beer

Interesting how after so many years of the 'revenuers' waging war in the south against moonshiners that they now pretty much get a pass. Moonshine is more popular now than in any time in in American history.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 18, 2019 05:09 AM (Vy7tf)

617 some craft beers get I think up to 9% alcohol

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

Yup...and it's silly. They seem to be in a competition.

That's one reason I love the classiest English bitters (real ales). They are low in alcohol but high in taste, so you can drink a lot of them without getting drunk.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 05:09 AM (wYseH)

618 617 That's one reason I love the classiest English
bitters (real ales). They are low in alcohol but high in taste, so you
can drink a lot of them without getting drunk.









Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 05:09 AM (wYseH)

I always liked half-and half. Half stout mixed with half ale. But you can not get it anywhere around here. The closest bar I know of that has it is in Charleston.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:13 AM (mpXpK)

619 That Guinness stout mixed with a pale ale.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

620 The maximum alcohol content for beer in SC is 6%. 


Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:08 AM (mpXpK)

I doubt that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 05:19 AM (wYseH)

621 616 597 Sam Adams is launching a new beer

Interesting how after so many years of the 'revenuers' waging war in the south against moonshiners that they now pretty much get a pass. Moonshine is more popular now than in any time in in American history.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid



I have some 'moonshine' that I bought at a distiller in PA.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2019 05:22 AM (ioe2j)

622 620
The maximum alcohol content for beer in SC is 6%.




Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:08 AM (mpXpK)



I doubt that.





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 05:19 AM (wYseH)

Don't bet any money on your doubt. here is the max alcohol content allowed by each State
https://tinyurl.com/y2fh6c98




Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:25 AM (mpXpK)

623 I give my vehicles female names. Is that weird? Altho, I haven't given the truck a name yet. Not sure why
Posted by: My life is insanity

So do I.

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 05:26 AM (arJlL)

624 Utah used to be one of the worst. Their max content was 3.2 like the military but they recently passed a law to allow it to go to 5%

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:27 AM (mpXpK)

625 Going from memory I think English Bitters were around 4-5% alcohol.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2019 05:27 AM (ioe2j)

626 616 597 Sam Adams is launching a new beer

Interesting how after so many years of the 'revenuers' waging war in the south against moonshiners that they now pretty much get a pass. Moonshine is more popular now than in any time in in American history.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 18, 2019 05:09 AM (Vy7tf)


Distilled alcohol is easy to make but a little less easy to make correctly. I wouldn't buy it from someone I didn't know.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 18, 2019 05:29 AM (h2Bdk)

627 Utah allows a lot more than 5% now, but you'll have to get anything above 3.2 at State liquor stores. The worst thing about their system (besides price) is they never seem to be able to keep the things customers want in stock, its always hit or miss

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 05:31 AM (Bf3hj)

628 Don't bet any money on your doubt. here is the max alcohol content allowed by each State
https://tinyurl.com/y2fh6c98

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:25 AM (mpXpK)


Geez... 12% for a beer? That's wine territory.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 18, 2019 05:31 AM (h2Bdk)

629 627
Utah allows a lot more than 5% now, but you'll have to get anything
above 3.2 at State liquor stores. The worst thing about their system
(besides price) is they never seem to be able to keep the things
customers want in stock, its always hit or miss

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 05:31 AM (Bf3hj)

I thought I saw an article a few weeks ago that said they had just raised it to 5%

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:32 AM (mpXpK)

630 That was 2014

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 05:32 AM (Bf3hj)

631 They raised some local breweries ability to sell a higher alcohol beer in gas stations, corner stores etc. Up till recently all you could get at those places was near beer.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 05:34 AM (Bf3hj)

632
Something cheery to start your day...

Just heard on the radio that some Puerto Rico volunteers are helping clean up fire damage in Daniel Boone National Forest. Seems they wanted to give a little back after our help with hurricane cleanup.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 18, 2019 05:42 AM (ULnfM)

633 I just went to the actual SC Code of Laws to see what they said about ABV limit for beer. It was clear as mud and mentioned something about ABW (alcohol by weight). But I never could find a limit. Only that beer, wine, and porter may be sold in grocery stores but that liquor (greater than 12% by weight) could only be sold in liquor stores.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

634 They raised some local breweries ability to sell a higher alcohol beer in gas stations, corner stores etc. Up till recently all you could get at those places was near beer.
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster



Near beer is like canoe sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 06:08 AM (sE4m0)

635 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:08 AM (cqNba)

636 Yoga..

And Wine Moms.

The next evolutionary step, I guess.

https://cbsloc.al/33yZ0Ir

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

637 Morning all

First official day of the TX MoMe!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2019 06:14 AM (EKicJ)

638 "First official day of the TX MoMe!
"

Film at 11:00!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:15 AM (cqNba)

639 Any reports on the Trump rally, yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:15 AM (cqNba)

640 VIA, 20,000 in side and 30,000+ outside.
It was a smashing success.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2019 06:18 AM (EKicJ)

641 634 Near beer is like canoe sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 06:08 AM (sE4m0)

I laughed at a statement in a John Ringo book by a character who was talking to an elderly woman who brewed her own beer talking about American beer. He said drinking American beer was like sex in a canoe (fucking near water)

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

642 Morning all

First official day of the TX MoMe!

Posted by: Ben Had

Have fun and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 06:20 AM (arJlL)

643 639
Any reports on the Trump rally, yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:15 AM (cqNba)

I saw numerous reports in all the news media but they were all slanted anti-Trump screeds so I didn't even link them.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

644 "It was a smashing success.
"

Excellent!!


And, Elijah Cummings is still dead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

645 644
And, Elijah Cummings is still dead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

Saw numerous reports on him too. If the MFM were catholic hierarchy he would be canonized before he was buried,.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

646 JT, I feel like a kid at Christmas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2019 06:24 AM (EKicJ)

647 Kudu Coffee and Craft Beer in Charleston, SC sells an IPA from Stone Brewing company which is 9.4% ABV.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 06:25 AM (gd9RK)

648 oops. link:

http://kuducoffeeandcraftbeer.com/beer

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 06:25 AM (gd9RK)

649 Trump will be re-elected over my dead body.

Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 18, 2019 06:26 AM (M7qmR)

650 I feel like a kid at Christmas.

I hope it's everything you wish for and then some, buddy. Wish I were there.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2019 06:29 AM (Tf125)

651 647
Kudu Coffee and Craft Beer in Charleston, SC sells an IPA from Stone Brewing company which is 9.4% ABV.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 06:25 AM (gd9RK)

I searched their web site and found an ad that listed their various beers and ports with the ABV content. The highest one was 13.4%. One wonders about that with the limit of 6% BV?

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

652 So the local press was wall to wall coverage of the life of Congressmen Cummings.


So between the John McCain process toward death, RBG's continuing fight against cancer and the fact that Cummings was hospitalized since around the fourth of last month, never returned to conduct business, and died in Hospice Care...

Does this nation need a discussion on medical leave of absence requirements for our government?

I know that the office of the President is pretty well covered.
But I'm not too sure about Congress.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)

653 Ben Had, I hope you get a pony. (I know you already have ponies, but metaphorically).

TexMoMe is on my bucket list and I hope to make the next one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 06:33 AM (gd9RK)

654 The actual SC Code did say that anything above 12% by weight had to be sold in liquor stores.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

655 I searched their web site and found an ad that listed their various beers and ports with the ABV content. The highest one was 13.4%.


Port is wine. Just fyi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 06:34 AM (gd9RK)

656 I wish to Hell they would ALL select one standard, by weight or by volume, one or the other.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:34 AM (mpXpK)

657 Crotchety, all the Horde is here in spirit.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2019 06:34 AM (EKicJ)

658 JT, I feel like a kid at Christmas.
Posted by: Ben Had

Nice !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 06:36 AM (arJlL)

659 Does this nation need a discussion on medical leave of absence requirements for our government?

I know that the office of the President is pretty well covered.
But I'm not too sure about Congress.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Need a discussion on mandatory retirement age.
If a commercial pilot has to retire at 61 because he might auger in and kill 300 people, those making laws that fuck 300 MILLION should retire at 61 also.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 06:38 AM (MjyI6)

660 New Jersey...

And pumpkins.


https://bit.ly/2J17Er7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

661 And I guess the that NASA's first All-Female space walk is about to begin today.

You go...girls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:43 AM (cqNba)

662
ALCOHOL by VOLUME.....Drink Moar Barrels...

wot we lose in strength we make up in VOLUME!

29% Bottles of beer on the wall.....falls off happy.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 06:44 AM (5IHGB)

663 Looking around I did find this:

ABV vs. ABW





The majority of the world measures alcohol content by volume. In very
rare instances (such as historically in Utah), the government may
measure alcohol by weight (ABW). Why is this? The reason is unclear, but
it makes things complicated and confusing.








If you see an alcohol percentage on a beer label but it does not
specify whether it is ABV or ABW, it is safe to assume that it is ABV.








ABV can be converted to ABW by dividing by 0.795. That means that the
3.2 percent ABW beer you buy in Utah is actually 4.0 percent ABV.








The equation looks like this: 0.032 x 0.795 = 0.0402

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

664 Obviously that is an old limit for Utah.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

665 I gotta do math when I drink?

I can barely do it when I don't!

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2019 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

666 How many protestors showed up for Trump! in Dallas?

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2019 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

667 665
I gotta do math when I drink?



I can barely do it when I don't!

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2019 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

I guess if you run a bar in Utah or SC you have to do math. But the label on the beer will show ABV, not by weight even though the law is in ABW.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:52 AM (mpXpK)

668 A mother in California reported to federal prison today. Her crime? Lying about her child's race in order to get him to college!

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2019 06:53 AM (e8kgV)

669 666
How many protestors showed up for Trump! in Dallas?

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2019 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

Not , many from the Fox article. only loud and numerous supporters.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

670 Cummings hate for PDT kept him alive. A man's got to have goals.

Posted by: freaked at October 18, 2019 06:56 AM (Tnijr)

671 "A mother in California reported to federal prison today. Her crime? Lying about her child's race in order to get him to college!"

Has anyone asked for Rachel Dolezal's thoughts on this?


Shaun King?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

672 " Cummings hate for PDT kept him alive. A man's got to have goals."


https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/17/politics/cummings-subpoena/index.html

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 06:58 AM (cqNba)

673 One thing I have noticed about our local radio news (canned network news). It is 24/7 Trump hate biased crap.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 06:58 AM (mpXpK)

674 Shaun King?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Whenever I see that name, I think of Chun King brand packaged Chinese and their commercial from the 70's...

Shaun King makes Chinese food,
Swing,
American

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

675 Back in the day, my mom said that we were part Indian. I look in the mirror and think "No way anyone is going to believe me."

Po