Unexpectedly, Economy Rebounds to Produce More Jobs In Any Month Since 1939 -- and Perhaps In All of American History

A week ago, Politico reported the thing that Democrats fear, dread, and hate more than anything else in the world -- the grim possibility that America might succeed and enjoy prosperity again.

In early April, Jason Furman, a top economist in the Obama administration and now a professor at Harvard, was speaking via Zoom to a large bipartisan group of top officials from both parties. The economy had just been shut down, unemployment was spiking and some policymakers were predicting an era worse than the Great Depression. The economic carnage seemed likely to doom President Donald Trumpís chances at reelection.

Furman, tapped to give the opening presentation, looked into his screen of poorly lit boxes of frightened wonks and made a startling claim.

"We are about to see the best economic data we've seen in the history of this country," he said.

The former Cabinet secretaries and Federal Reserve chairs in the Zoom boxes were confused, though some of the Republicans may have been newly relieved and some of the Democrats suddenly concerned.

"Everyone looked puzzled and thought I had misspoken," Furman said in an interview. Instead of forecasting a prolonged Depression-level economic catastrophe, Furman laid out a detailed case for why the months preceding the November election could offer Trump the chance to brag -- truthfully -- about the most explosive monthly employment numbers and gross domestic product growth ever.

...

Furman's counterintuitive pitch has caused some Democrats, especially Obama alumni, around Washington to panic. "This is my big worry," said a former Obama White House official who is still close to the former president. Asked about the level of concern among top party officials, he said, "It's high-- high, high, high, high."

Well, Democrats: Brace for some bad news.


RedState's Bonchie notes that the leftwing enemy-comms media has been salivating over the prospect of a cataclysmic May jobs report all week:

The New York Times and Politico were already warming up, putting out tweets predicting doom.

(Hit the link to see the Enemy of the People Tokyo Rose Times similarly masturbating itself over the prospect of further American suffering.)

Well, instead of skyrocking up to the Great Depression level of 20%, May instead saw the greatest one month increase in job creation since at least 1939 -- and possibly in all of history.


The huge burst of growth "defied" experts' (uh-huh) predictions of another 7.5 million jobs lost, and "shocked" economists.

Furman had warned Democrats about the Good News (bad news for them) coming, which is that this was not a normal recession, in which job losses are due to structural and inherent problems of the economy which must be worked out -- sometimes over years -- before full recovery can happen.

No, this current recession was like the brief recessions seen after a hurricane -- yes, for the duration of the storm and the aftermath, there is a sharp sudden drop in economic activity.

But then, because the economy is fundamentally good except for that temporary setback, the economy rebounds. This is the V-shape recovery Trump (and others) have predicted -- yes, it's a sharp drop down, but then it's a sharp zoom back upwards afterwards.

Matt Whitlock dryly notes that the Washington Post's twitter feed is "like a rollercoaster" as they prayed for American disaster and were crushed to witness American success.



Trump was dignified and restrained in his gloating and mockery of the left's doomsayers.


CNBC reported that the May gain of 2.5 million jobs "was by far the biggest one-month jobs gain in U.S. history since at least 1939."

"THESE NUMBERS ARE INCREDIBLE!" President Donald Trump tweeted.

...

"Barring a second surge of Covid-19, the overall U.S. economy may have turned a corner, as evidenced by the surprise job gains today, even though it still remains to be seen exactly what the new normal will look like," Tony Bedikian, head of global markets at Citizens Bank, told Fox Business...

"It's a stupendous number. It's joyous, let's call it like it is. The Market was right. It's stunning!" Trump tweeted, tagging CNBC's Jim Cramer. It was unclear as to whether or not the president was quoting Cramer.

V for Victory, baby.

vforvictory.jpg


Paul Krugman was so butthurt, ass-mad, and sphincter-peeved by the Unexpectedly Great news that he begin sputtering out conspiracy theories that Trump faked the numbers, or forced people to fake the numbers.

Hey, remember when the establishment media (of both right and left varieties) used to use the smear "Conspiracy theory!" to shut down all speculations and reportage that harmed their narrative?

Boy, they sure seem to have embraced the power of conspiracy theories now.

OH-- MEANT TO SAY!

Nancy Pelosi has been threatening that she would block any phase 4 stimulus unless it included no-go items like billions for illegals, mass amnesty, and huge bailouts for her friends' dying states.

Her plan was to hold the country hostage: Unless her ransom demands were met, she'd crash the economy through the floor.

But with the economy now jolted back to life -- Krugman fears that Trump and the Republicans might decide that no Phase 4 is needed.

Leaving Nancy Pelosi with nothing but botox and tears and a ransom note written in whore-red lipstick.

Trump's presser (from an hour ago) below.

Posted by: Ace at 12:27 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

2 um..first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

3 weirdness!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

4 Welcome to jobs day. t's going to be another terrible one but perhaps not as terrible as many previously feared. Consensus is for a loss of 7.8 million jobs in May and a jump in the unemployment rate to 19.5 percent.

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Fuck Politico.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

5 Dammit. Missed it

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (uVRjH)

6 Roomy AF. And fuck the doom sayers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (uVRjH)

7 3peat

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (uVRjH)

8 4peat

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (uVRjH)

9
SUCK IT, RACIALISTS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (pNxlR)

10 Ok I'll get the others

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (uVRjH)

11 Once things open all the way, going to be a huge hiring boom.

Hopefully not too many shops will be closed for good.

I just want to sit down and eat a steak and look at hot waitresses without masks on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (l4C/z)

12 I, for one, completely expected it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (6FeV1)

13 Expect republicans to start pouncing and seizing any minute now.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (5t9V6)

14 CAN'T STOP THE QE!

Posted by: Jerome "The Prince of Printing" Powell at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (tVQUs)

15 I should know better than to cringe when President Trump makes his proclamations.

I always fall into the trap thinking the president is overselling, yet consistently, he's shown good instincts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (WEBkv)

16 Trumps fault!....er...

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (X/Pw5)

17
Biggest jobs report in history. HISS-TOW-REE...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (s2VJv)

18 15 I should know better than to cringe when President Trump makes his proclamations.

I always fall into the trap thinking the president is overselling, yet consistently, he's shown good instincts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (WEBkv)

=========

A lifetime of sales and showmanship in one man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

19 So all I can say is HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: keena at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (RiTnx)

20 Black Lies Matter.

Sort of has a ring to it, amirite?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (+fPHo)

21 Di di di dah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (aKsyK)

22 Bill Maher has the sadz

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (jsWA8)

23 Quick, release the murder hornets!

We gotta do something . . . . . . . .

Posted by: The anarchist left, trying to destroy the country at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (k4dH2)

24 Can you imagine PDT in an RV touring the country? Totally normal except for the hovering Blackhawks and the armored convoy chasing him. LOL

Posted by: Jmel at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (OeWgo)

25
Well, they tried smearing, lying, coup-ing, fake pandemics and riots.

They're out of ammo. I think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (s2VJv)

26 I've applied and applied, and I still haven't gotten a blow job. I even tried walking around singing American Pie to no avail. What's a man to do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (ie76E)

27 could I perhaps interject that it is disgusting, vile, maybe even DEPLORABLE to want your countrymen, and as a whole your country - to fail?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (RKQ/v)

28 If someone has Secret Squirrel's email, he's in the AO.

TRICITIES WA:

Per police intel brief to area hospitals this AM:

Busload of rioters have been brought in yesterday. Bricks, rocks, metal pipes and fence posts have been found.

Planned riot points are 4th st (Lourdes Hospital); N Rd 68 north of the interstate in the 3 block shopping area Lowes --> Maverick (2 shootings yesterday south of the highway); Downtown Richland.

Go Time is 17:30 hours.

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (vzKmu)

29 You know what;s gonna make people like Krugman sad, even though the likes of Politico/WaPo/NYT won't notice because they don't understand?

When the private ADP jobs print tracks with the BLS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)

30 No brakes!

Posted by: Liberty at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (fX53c)

31 Someone found a tweet of Krugman's from 2015 and tweeted it to him:

@YossiGestetner

You in 2015:

https://tinyurl.com/y8jwn8fn

Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

32 Once again the experts were unexpectedly surprised.

Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (MMY8i)

33 >>and look at hot waitresses without masks on. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (l4C/z)


"Okay, so, we have drinks, go back to my place, make out...but when I get in the saddle, I'm wearing the double-chambered respirator and goggles. Hope that's not a deal-breaker..."

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (u4/yY)

34 These are not real jobs

This is fake data

Just wait until something something

- MSM

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (AJ2LA)

35 di di di dah !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (0IMgo)

36 You're welcome, America.

Posted by: Barack O'Bama at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (tVQUs)

37 25
Well, they tried smearing, lying, coup-ing, fake pandemics and riots.

They're out of ammo. I think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (s2VJv)

===========

Not a prediction:

A prominent Democratic politician will get assassinated in an effort to elicit sympathy in much the same way that JFK's assassination led to a blowout for LBJ the next election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

38 We're back, baby!

Posted by: George Costanza at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (FCQR/)

39 SOOOOO It was that Damn PDT "pushing to open the Economy"

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (H22GW)

40
Kurt/Average Joe, Ha and Vito Corleone missing.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (s2VJv)

41 >>Go Time is 17:30 hours. Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (vzKmu)

"What do we want?!? Justice! When do we
TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (u4/yY)

42 39 SOOOOO It was that Damn PDT "pushing to open the Economy"
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (H22GW)

===========

"Still my economy."
-Barack Obama

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

43 Trump is even better than Billy The Mountain.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (9PtLS)

44 Is it possible that all these violent and quasi violent protests are an op to bring back the virus so that blue and RINO pols can reimpose the lockdowns if there is a virus spike and shut down half the economy again?

And if Trump is re-elected, what will be the reaction of Antifa and the millions of their supporters?

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (/iKPb)

45 Krugmann is claiming fake numbers???
You mean like where his driver's license says he's 5'7"?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (axyOa)

46 I wonder how Obama is going to try to take credit for this?

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

47 And that's with all of the Dem states still shutdown.

Posted by: WOPR - Looking for Filthy Lucre at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (J70i0)

48 37 A prominent Democratic politician will get assassinated in an effort to elicit sympathy in much the same way that JFK's assassination led to a blowout for LBJ the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (LvTSG)


That doesn't mean a Trump defeat at the polls. It means all out war from Antifa worse than this crap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

49 48 37 A prominent Democratic politician will get assassinated in an effort to elicit sympathy in much the same way that JFK's assassination led to a blowout for LBJ the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (LvTSG)


That doesn't mean a Trump defeat at the polls. It means all out war from Antifa worse than this crap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

==========

Well, they are desperate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

50 What would really be the cherry on top is Krugman unexpectedly falling from a window.

Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (MMY8i)

51 25
Well, they tried smearing, lying, coup-ing, fake pandemics and riots.

They're out of ammo. I think.
_______________

Bwahahahahahahaha! Never, dude! Our bestie Georgie Soros will come up with another scam for us to inflict upon you deplorables! Money and morality are no impediments to us! Famines, plagues, murder hornets -- it's all on the table!

Posted by: The anarchist left, trying to destroy the country at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (k4dH2)

52 I like the fact he kept the press out in the scorching sun for an hour and then walked off without taking questions.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (G0vdT)

53 "25
Well, they tried smearing, lying, coup-ing, fake pandemics and riots.

They're out of ammo. I think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (s2VJv) "



They need to just lie back and think of Cuba.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (0IMgo)

54
Alternate post title:

Grim Milestone: The End of Fake and Manufactured Grim Milestones Nears

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (XIoKz)

55
"What do we want?!? Justice! When do we
TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (u4/yY)


Oh, yeah, baby!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (pNxlR)

56 It's simple from here

1. Pandemic
2. Mass rioting
3. Huge jobs recovery
4. Yellowstone caldera
5. Hillary as President

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (FCQR/)

57 This should show you that the Left is telling itself what it wants to hear, not what it needs to hear.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

58 The magic wand dig and then him taking about touring in an RV were hilarious

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (aO8Gd)

59 How's my ass taste?

And don't forget SPACE FORCE!

Posted by: Donald J Trump POTUS at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (88+cf)

60 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (arJlL)

61 Paul Krugman was so butthurt, ass-mad, and sphincter-peeved by the Unexpectedly Great news that he begin sputtering out conspiracy theories that Trump faked the numbers, or forced people to fake the numbers.





Go Jonestown Pauly. Go Jonestown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (UnQ9z)

62 Okay, that's the last straw. The Magic Eight Ball goes to the shop for repairs.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (EgshT)

63 "Barring a second surge of Covid-19, the overall U.S. economy may have turned a corner..."

Don't worry, we're doing our best.

Posted by: DNC at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (/lHsR)

64 Paul Krugman : Little Man, Big Failure

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (athUu)

65 Americans are doing better. Democrats must be despondent.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (Ba1ey)

66 Maybe Krugman can teach people to code in his Masterclass.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (8B6Ng)

67 "so butthurt, ass-mad, and sphincter-peeved..."

Sheer poetry.

Thank you.

Posted by: nip at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (Izot6)

68 BREAKING NEWS CNN: Dow Jones Industrial Average is crashing. Was up 1000 now only up 900. This is the end of Trump

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (AJ2LA)

69 Quick, release the murder hornets!

We gotta do something . . . . . . . .

Posted by: The anarchist left, trying to destroy the country at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (k4dH2)

I think Yellowstone is supposed to erupt...so there's that.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (X/Pw5)

70 >>"Barring a second fictitious surge of Covid-19, the overall U.S. economy may have turned a corner..."


Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (athUu)

71 Slackers, Deadbeats, Grifters, Hipsters to their former employers: "Please don't recall me back to work! My super, duper unemployment payments don't stop until July 13!"

Employers: "Report back to work within 72 hours or we'll report you to the unemployment office."

SDGH: "Reeeeeeeeee! Reeeeeee!!"

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (Pqytn)

72
So.

Everything post COVID crash is now Trumps recovery right???

Jug Ears has NOTHING to do with it. Right??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

73 >>5. Hillary as President Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 05, 2020 12:34 PM (FCQR/)

Resistance is foreplay. You will be assimilated.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:35 PM (ZS9TG)

74 Calling the economy "fundamentally good" is a huge mistake. This is NOT a healthy economic system. A fundamentally good economy doesn't need to be bailed out to the tune of trillions of dollars twice in twelve years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (j3npP)

75 And Trump pointed out-- this is with several states still closed, CA, NY, IL

LOLGF, Dems.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (aO8Gd)

76 Iva Toguri, ("tokyo rose") was shafted first by the japs then by the u.s. "Lord Haw Haw" is your huckleberry.

Posted by: banned knows at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (DmBmj)

77 Kurt/Average Joe, Ha and Vito Corleone missing.

Unexpectedly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++
They're waiting for the talking points. My prediction is one of:
- The numbers are bunk and Trump corrupted the BLS
- The jobs are all low-paying supermarket jobs/warehouse jobs/etc. that are themselves due to COVID, and transient so these will be given back in two months
- That the full scope of business failure due to the necessary COVID response isn't known yet and that the next three months will prove them right
- That this is only because of people taking lower-quality/lower-paying jobs to avoid losing unemployment benefits, and is a net negative to the people returning to work

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)

78 Will the dems double down on the riots? What options are left?


If it weren't for that meddling Trump......

Dems have to know they be fucked.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (0OmEj)

79 I TOLD youse guys the economy would bounce right back after the lockdown was cancelled. But NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ruined for life! Worse than the Great Depression you screamed. Polyannas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (o2MD2)

80 OH-- MEANT TO SAY!

Nancy Pelosi has been threatening that she would block any phase 4 stimulus unless it included no-go items like billions for illegals, mass amnesty, and huge bailouts for her friends' dying states.

But with the economy now jolted back to life -- Krugman fears that Trump and the Republicans might decide that no Phase 4 is needed.

Leaving Nancy Pelosi with nothing but botox and tears.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (PbpT7)

81 My Broken Window Policies Worked!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (athUu)

82 46 I wonder how Obama is going to try to take credit for this?
________________

It's my economy, chica!

It's always my economy when it's good. When it's shit, it's Trump's economy. Duh.

Posted by: Baracky Obama at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (k4dH2)

83 Don't go all Winston Wolf yet

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (jsWA8)

84 Anyone ask Piss Wallace if Joey Fingerbang is still the favorite?


Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (1vIuC)

85 Gonna guess many small businesses are still going to perma shut down.

Imagine having just opened or worse planning to open at the start of this mess. All that money invested and none coming back in.

The beach towns near me all have places like that this year. Yeah summer spots come and go but this year is going to be bad for season shops.

Maybe this might red pill some of the surf shop owners.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (eMtQa)

86 The best part of this jobs report is it was all in states that re-opened. Which means it excludes NY, NJ and CA. Real America is booming, blue state shitholes are suffering. More of this please!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (AJ2LA)

87 26 I've applied and applied, and I still haven't gotten a blow job. I even tried walking around singing American Pie to no avail. What's a man to do?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Go on a road trip?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (ynUFw)

88 Another round of : These are McJobs!

is in our future.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (athUu)

89 They're out of ammo. I think.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (s2VJv)


Suicide is something they haven't tried yet.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (8B6Ng)

90
The Fake News in one sentence:

Grim milestone, everyone, largely peaceful protests turn violent as systemic racism comes to the forefront while Americans cope with a deadly pandemic.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (XIoKz)

91 It get's better.

If you look deep into the numbers the biggest growth engine, small businesses, are really coming back.

Other indicators- crude is moving back towards an all important $40 mark, which is right around the point where some producers start making a profit again. Expect to see things pickup as we move north of that mark.

The markets have also begun to look at more risky investments in the emerging markets. There was a lot of movement in that direction over the past few days. That's a sign people are looking forward to growth, not backwards.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (VpIIl)

92 SOOOOO It was that Damn PDT "pushing to open the Economy"
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (H22GW)
-------------

Blaming President Trump for this isn't really a bright move, is it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (WEBkv)

93 A prominent Democratic politician will get assassinated in an effort to elicit sympathy in much the same way that JFK's assassination led to a blowout for LBJ the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++
That would be a bad plan and they know it. They might go after the big guy himself, though. That might well defeat the Republicans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (hYcqw)

94 This is just nothing but a Dem temper tantrum right now. It's over.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (1vIuC)

95 Oh, thank God he can go back to tweeting about the economy again.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (datdl)

96 Our President is genius. God bless America.

Posted by: Myshiba at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (D3iPg)

97 How fucking evil do you have to be to root for Americans to suffer job loss, bankruptcy, businesses burned down, beatings, theft, and to live in fear.

That's the Democrat Party.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (wgmJy)

98

Sig 188 LASER Rangefinder arrived yesterday.

New construction required updated range cards...

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (vzKmu)

99 I'm not an epidemiologist, and I knew the coronavirus mask hysteria was a hoax.

I'm not an economist, and I knew that the recovery was going to be yuge.

Why are "experts" experts again?

Just around my little town there are "Now Hiring" signs everywhere. This rocket ride isn't done yet.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (1Q/7E)

100 >>>I just want to sit down and eat a steak and look at hot waitresses without masks on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:29 PM (l4C/z)



This. ^^^^

Posted by: Going deep at June 05, 2020 12:37 PM (EnlVB)

101 Jug Ears has NOTHING to do with it. Right??
Posted by: fixerupper

Ya know, it just occurred to me that they want us to wear those masks cause they make our ears stick out and he seems normal....

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (arJlL)

102 >>87
26 I've applied and applied, and I still haven't gotten a blow job. I
even tried walking around singing American Pie to no avail. What's a man
to do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Get a job at a carnival, change your name to Navin, start dating the motorcycle stunt-rider named Patty.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (u4/yY)

103 I wonder how Obama is going to try to take credit for this?

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:33 PM (Ed8Zd)


It was obviously the Lightbringer's address a few days ago that led to this.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (8B6Ng)

104 I would wager the two states holding back the numbers are NY and CA. And a lot of other states bounced back despite the idiocy from their Governors. Most businesses just decided to reopened on their own.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (Mr80f)

105 Will the dems double down on the riots? What options are left?


If it weren't for that meddling Trump......

Dems have to know they be fucked.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (0OmEj)

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I wonder if assissination will cross their minds.

I mean.... if Oliver Stone can postulate that the "Deep State" whacked Kennedy..... why cant I postulate that they might whack Teh Donald.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (8XRCm)

106 Soros and the DNC hardest hit?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

107 Alternate CNN Headline: Thank you, President Biden!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

108
Leaving Nancy Pelosi with nothing but botox and tears.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (PbpT7)


And a huge freezer full of artisanal ice cream.

NO PHASE IV STIMULUS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (pNxlR)

109 Impossible. I was assured, including by many hysterics on the right, that we had gutted our economy, skinned it, piled it on top of a ton of explosives and blown it up completely.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (SgjGX)

110 You mean to tell me that the "experts" were wrong again?

Experts now 0 for 10,000.

But we should completely trust their experty expertness next time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (pw+jk)

111 >> I'm not an epidemiologist, and I knew the coronavirus mask hysteria was a hoax.

>>I'm not an economist, and I knew that the recovery was going to be yuge.


No shit. We even out weather the Meteorologists.

And we do it for FREE!

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (athUu)

112 86 The best part of this jobs report is it was all in states that re-opened. Which means it excludes NY, NJ and CA. Real America is booming, blue state shitholes are suffering. More of this please!
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (AJ2LA)

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This was always going to be the problem for Democrats on Trump refusing to impose national lockdowns.

They could only do so much, and the effects were going to entirely take place in blue states where blue governors had the most ability to lock things down.

That never translated to Trump suffering at election time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

113 V for Victory, baby.


...


A call for tiddies?

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (SJDa9)

114

The march for David Dorn: during the daytime.

The protests for a criminal, ol' whatshisname: always under the cover of darkness.

Still waiting for someone to ask why all these fake "protests" must be done at night.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (XIoKz)

115 78 Will the dems double down on the riots? What options are left?
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Just the Dems? Don't forget the GOPe and military (active & retired) going after Trump.

The D.C. swamp will stop at nothing to get rid of Trump.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (G0vdT)

116 NOT REHIRING: The media. All those Buzzfeeders and Bottomfeeders, still fired.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

117 SOOOOO It was that Damn PDT "pushing to open the Economy"
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 12:32 PM (H22GW)
+++++++++++++
I noticed that, too. And it is true to a point - Trump has been loud about needing to reopen (and often alone at the national level).

But does Politico not realize that the just attributed significant credit to their enemy? The mainstream press and the Karens are still in on the COVID horror, but most people don't seem to be anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (hYcqw)

118 It's pretty sad when you have a Democrat Party whose success is based on American citizens being financially ruined, killed in large numbers by a virus and angrily divided by race...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (VpIIl)

119 As a white man of privilege, I did not understand the deeper meaning behind the acts of protest and rebellion being committed by the left for the last 10 days.

Now, I can comprehend their pain.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (datdl)

120 You know who's market isn't coming back?

Journalism.


Maybe they can cheer about that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (wgmJy)

121 Former President B. Hussein O states he is once again responsible for the economy.

Posted by: MCPR at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (V3wkp)

122 Important recovery note:

In the healthcare sector, we predicted a decline to 30% utilization which would gradually improve to full, pre-covid levels by the end of the calendar year which would have been a prolonged U.

We are now at 86% to pre-covid levels.

It's a V shaped recovery.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (gAMkn)

123 Is Pelosi capable of making tears, or does she just get a waxier, sweaty sheen as moisture oozes out of her pores?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

124 And Trump will run on saving two million lives from the models.

What's the Dems going to do, say the models were shit?

Posted by: MAGA at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (HDivE)

125 So is the media going to drop the depression pron now?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (JUOKG)

126 Mark my words, by August the liberal line will be that COVID helped Trump's economy by accelerating the efficiencies of people working from home.

Posted by: where's the whiskey at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (sS+kn)

127 Bottom of the news page. NY is reporting zero COVID deaths. Zero.

I guess Cuomo is done killing grandma and grandpa.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (VpIIl)

128 But journalists are still being laid off, so double plus good news.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (bML9A)

129 Paul may be a dunce but his little commie heart is in the right place.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (EgshT)

130 I imagine Krugman raving like Henry Hill when he's being tailed by the police chopper.

"And then I had to go home and stir the sauce, the pick up the package, accuse Trump of fixing the BLS numbers, and the sauce, it'll burn if you don't keep stirring...."

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (FCQR/)

131 Last ditch effort in the fall will be a new wave of Covid-19 thus we need mail-in voting in November.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

132 It's pretty sad when you have a Democrat Party whose success is based on American citizens being financially ruined, killed in large numbers by a virus and angrily divided by race...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 12:39 PM (VpIIl)
++++++++++++
That, right there, should be a Trump tweet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)

133 Can you imagine what Trump could have achieved by now without the total power of Washington and the Left trying desperately to slow him down?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

134 Hopefully the pay and benefits cut I got will also resemble a V shape.


All I know is the people who perpetrated this scam need to suffer greatly for this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (t3ssW)

135 In mid March as the hysteria was gaining steam, 30% unemployment was almost a given according to the experts. And the MSM bought that narrative without a single question.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (AJ2LA)

136 123 And Trump will run on saving two million lives from the models.

What's the Dems going to do, say the models were shit?
Posted by: MAGA at June 05, 2020 12:40 PM (I5LRE)

==========

They panicked.

They do not think that Biden is 10 points ahead of Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

137
This Is Exactly What The Democrats Did Not Want.

But, on the bright side, it looks like this weekend is gonna be violent. But, on the brighter side, all the ugliness will happen in the deep blue cities.

Reap The Whirlwind, muthafuckas!

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (XIoKz)

138 The Dow is up almost 1,000 points today, and is over 27,000 for the first time since the Covids came to town.
Reminder, the day before Hillary lost to Trump and Obama was still in the WH (setting traps for Trump, I'm sure) , the dow was around 17,000.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

139 107 Alternate CNN Headline: Thank you, President Biden!
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 12:38 PM (WqPYg)


Can you imagine if Soros shorted on thinking the market would take a dump on bad numbers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (s2VJv)

140 Don't worry leftards, abolishing the police is a winning idea for sure!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 12:41 PM (1ISKN)

The Morning Rant

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Isn't it just weird how we've been hearing hardly anything about the Wuhan Death Flu lately?

Just a few days ago, the President ordered states to allow churches to convene, and the left immediately started running around with their hair on fire shrieking about how dangerous that was and Orange Man Bad.

But now we have thousands of people violating all of the social distancing rules bye across the Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan following the memorial service yesterday, and not a peep. Now, as ace pointed out yesterday, the prog hive mind has an answer for this. It's not a particularly good answer, but it is an answer. They way, "oh, you know, what's going on now is racism and racism is a public health threat that's even worse that covid-19."

And there you have it, the single dumbest thing you'll read on the internet, yesterday. It's just another round of the progressive version of Cavinball, i.e. "just forget all of the stuff we've been telling you to believe for the past several weeks and believe everything we're telling you right now."

"Shut up", they explained.

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "experts."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "scientists."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "journalists."

"Hey look at me, I'm a scientist. See, I'm walking around in a white lab coat and carrying a clipboard, upon which there is written Important Data. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

"Hey look at me, I'm a journalist and I'm on your TV. Listen to the words coming out of my mouth, and they're true words because journalists never lie. Also the chyron down below. Never mind the fact that I told you something completely different just yesterday, because reasons. That's all in the past now and we need to move on. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

Dang, that Burge Sequence is prophetic.




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OK, enough of that, let's look and see what Florida Man has been up to lately:



I actually don't know if Paolo here actually lives in Florida, but if not, he should be made an honorary resident.



Washing the Poo Off the Streets:



Not The Babylon Bee:

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Apparently, Some Black Lives Matter More Than Others:




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A Little Gun Pr0n:



Seems Obvious Now:

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Who Dis:

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Photo 2
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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: Lisa Brenner and Australian actor Heath Ledger appeared in The Patriot in 2000.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cannoli:

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(click for bigger cannoli)

Cannoli recipe here.
(Why yes, I did rewatch The Godfather last week. How did you know?)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




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1 Hello monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (0nzky)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

3 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

4 yikes!

gotta be fast around here

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (W2Pud)

5 Joan Collins at last. And is that Jon-Erik Hexum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (2rCGn)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (arJlL)

8 Joan Collins!

Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (2JVJo)

9 A U.S. Secret Service counter assault team member carries a sniper rifle through Lafayette Park as U.S. President Donald Trump holds a photo opportunity in front of St. John's Episcopal Church across from the White House.

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Is the expectation that Trump just walks in amongst a crowd that hates him and wants to kill him?

Shouldn't it be a good thing that the sniper didn't fire a round?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

10 Cannoli!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (9CkBG)

11 and happy friday horde.

meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (W2Pud)

12 Russia!

Green shoots!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (El6T/)

13 Tiramisu>cannoli.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (HabA/)

14 Is Photo #2 a picture of her sitting on a copier at the Office Christmas party?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

15

Joan Collins and...hey wait..it really is Joan Collins

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (t+tI7)

16 Invest in plywood futures. Just wait for the riots in November.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (cG+eD)

17 Willowed:

As much as I see some merit to Trump needing to be more presidential and statesmanlike in times of crisis he shows amazing restraint.

Had it been me I would have napalmed the press then drone striked the ashes, just to be sure.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (+dsLj)

18 Jon Erik Hexum. Mrs Meanie just pulle me into the bedroom

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (DY3v8)

19 JOAN COLLINS !!!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (zr5Kq)

20 brak - OSB, right? Isn't real plywood very spendy now?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (El6T/)

21 Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?

I know, I know, they've been using SS for indoctrination for many years.

But still: a Townhall! Townhalls are pretend conversations. Totally scripted and acted "conversations." Using muppets drives that home, you stupid propagandists. LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

22 Joan Baez!

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (X/Pw5)

23 under 20

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (pw+jk)

24 I think I like photo 4 the best. I'd love to come home to that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (2JVJo)

25 CANNOLI!

Almost as yummy looking as the Secret Service guy with the sniper rifle.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

26 21 Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?

I know, I know, they've been using SS for indoctrination for many years.

But still: a Townhall! Townhalls are pretend conversations. Totally scripted and acted "conversations." Using muppets drives that home, you stupid propagandists. LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

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Call me when they bring in Yoda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

27 I volunteer to take the cannoli

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (WwTwF)

28 But Larry, how did any of this help George Floyd?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (El6T/)

29 Leave the gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (kVr0X)

30 I have a PhD damn it. Listen to me pesants!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (AJ2LA)

31 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (zr5Kq)

32 5 Joan Collins at last. And is that Jon-Erik Hexum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)


You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (qpAo7)

33 ...no...no way...can't be. It's it's Joa-

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (/ZYFC)

34 Who Dis is OwlKitty and Thurston Waffles.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (E+OcO)

35 Last day at work. Retirement begins Monday.

Posted by: Igotnothing at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (70ves)

36 >>Tiramisu>cannoli.


Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

37
Respect isn't earned by who you are, it's earned by what you do to deserve it. Journalists, academics, the arts, the Catholic Church, etc. don't seem to grasp this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (mht8P)

38 When the day of the rope comes, I'm stealing a fire truck and making a water tank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (wgmJy)

39 All joking aside, FFS I hope somewhere someone in the administration is quietly planning to do the fiercest hot wash in history on the CDC and some other outfits.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (El6T/)

40 Trying to open counties here is Washington State is going exactly how I figured it would. Seattle moving through the Phases established by Inslee very nicely in spite of thouands of non-mask wearing rioters.
But out in very red Garfield County, where there has not been a single case of the Chink Lung Rot, and a total population of about 3,000, they have discovered the goal posts keep moving. All kinds of new requirements to move outta Phase I.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)

41 Photo #2 is sharp enough to poke you.

Joan Collins?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (I99aF)

42 Joan Collins and not Capt Kirk.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (88xKn)

43
When I worked in Hollywood, I nearly fell out of my chair when I looked at my boss' Rolodex.

On Joan's sister Jackie Collins' card, her occupation was listed as "Cvnt."

Still cracks me up nearly 25 years later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (s2VJv)

44 I wonder if pic of Joan No. 3 might be from The Wayward Bus in the '50s. Probably not, as she played the wife of a Mexican diner owner in California, not the mistress of a toreador.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (rpbg1)

45
Joan Coolins?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (XIoKz)

46 These 10 states are showing early signs of a job market recovery

Comparing those first five weeks of pain to the latest five-week period
shows that Rhode Island, Vermont, Michigan, Montana, and Idaho have all
seen their average weekly initial jobless claims number fall by 75% or
more.




Please let the left go Jonestown over this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (t+tI7)

47 Mama toad me not to inhale!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)

48 Leave the cannoli.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (1vIuC)

49 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Joan Collins FTW. Finally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (HaL55)

50
Myrna Loy?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (XIoKz)

51 I volunteer to take the cannoli

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (WwTwF)

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Phrasing?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

52 25 CANNOLI!

Almost as yummy looking as the Secret Service guy with the sniper rifle.
Posted by: Jordan61


RIGHT!?!?!?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (W2Pud)

53 Cannolis are the most overrated pastry. They're like pre-pastries before mankind learned to make modern pastries.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (xfb67)

54 Cannoli is overrated.

Unlike, say, baklava, which is awesome.

(I think both are hard, or at least time-consuming, to make, though.)

Posted by: Lankio Mkormikios at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (l8gTz)

55 and happy friday horde.

meep meep motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Backatcha nurse !

And stay safe !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)

56
Joke Biden 2011: The Summer of Recovery!

Joke Biden 2020: The Summer of Recrimination!

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (XIoKz)

57 MSNBC will have the puppets from The Great Space Coaster.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (DY3v8)

58 trying to decipher what my new hash stands for:

What would Trump - wish for? work For? whistle for?

maybe it's Who wpuld Trump wanna Fraggle

whatever it means, I like it and hope I keep it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (WwTwF)

59 Someone mentioned it in the previous thread but I think Trump was riffing so long because he wanted to press to cook in the hot sun for as long as possible.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (G0vdT)

60 I hope we're all pasta stage of making stupid Italian food puns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (kVr0X)

61 Cannoli look yummy, as does the Who Dis girl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (DZLAe)

62 >>Call me when they bring in Yoda.

Baby Yoda it will be! Much progressive talking points with a side of You Go Colored Grrrrl boosterism he will speak! Mmmmm!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

63 Isn't it just weird how we've been hearing hardly anything about the Wuhan Death Flu lately?[/i

The coronacrap shutdown scheme failed to "get Trump" so they have moved on to a new scheme.

Posted by: Vic at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (mpXpK)

64 Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP https://t.co/csPGMAnQOq



DAMN YOU, TRUMP!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (oVJmc)

65 What a shitty sniper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (wgmJy)

66 Joan Collins at last. And is that Jon-Erik Hexum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020


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No idea. I thought most of Jon-Erik's work was in '80s TV -- that maybe he guest-starred as a hunk of the week on Dynasty. He wasn't old enough to be in The Egyptian with her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (rpbg1)

67 You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional


Ashamed to admit I remember, "Making of a Male Model". TV trash at its, er, trashiest.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (OUMaO)

68 24 I think I like photo 4 the best. I'd love to come home to that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (2JVJo)

Oh, you mean the FIRST photo 4.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

69 46 These 10 states are showing early signs of a job market recovery

Comparing those first five weeks of pain to the latest five-week period
shows that Rhode Island, Vermont, Michigan, Montana, and Idaho have all
seen their average weekly initial jobless claims number fall by 75% or
more.




Please let the left go Jonestown over this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (t+tI7)

___

How is Michigan on that list? They were on full lockdown until a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (AJ2LA)

70 how can any leftist listen to Ernie? He's ORANGE

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (WwTwF)

71
Take the gun. Leave the cannolis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (mht8P)

72 Cannolis are the most overrated pastry. They're like pre-pastries before mankind learned to make modern pastries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (xfb67)



It's humanity's one cultural legacy from the Neanderthals. Well, that and French people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (kVr0X)

73 I hope we're all pasta stage of making stupid Italian food puns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020


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Some of us are still feeling pretty saucy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (rpbg1)

74 Vmom, your new hast is teh awesome

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

75 Last day at work. Retirement begins Monday.
Posted by: Igotnothing

Hope its enjoyable !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)

76 >>they have discovered the goal posts keep moving. All kinds of new requirements to move outta Phase I. Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)

The deplorables must be made to squirm under the cruel stiletto heel of Inslee's boot.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (yvnmY)

77 Fox will have the Dark Crystal muppets on

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (DY3v8)

78 I vote for photo #6.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)

79 Last day at work. Retirement begins Monday.

Posted by: Igotnothing at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (70ves)

Congrats....best career move I ever made.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)

80 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:

Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat
All police are bad
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (aO8Gd)

81 Whatever, cannoli haters. More for me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

82 I'm still laughing hysterically over the Every Problem Has a Solution video.

I don't think we could have that solution here, unfortunately due to the optics.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (QR/xh)

83 I wanna cannoli! There is/was a wonderful coffee shop/bakery in Boston North End, you could get great Italian coffee, a cannoli, AND play bocce!

Joan Collins, of course. That handsome young man, don't know.

Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (Rbu5d)

84 Those chocolate and ricotta cannoli in the picture, and the ones with lemon custard filling...those were the staples in my Guinea household growing up.

My grandma, mom and all my aunts made their own cannoli shells, from scratch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (+7yf7)

85 Who Dis:



IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (oVJmc)

86 Jon-Erik Hexum killed himself with a blank.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (xPl2J)

87 whatever it means, I like it and hope I keep it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (WwTwF)
---------
Where would Trump's Winnebago foray?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (/ZYFC)

88 and the president just walks off after saying what he wants. telling the reporters to kiss my ass essentially.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (8D42x)

89 Awesome, Trump just stiffed the Press.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

90
And just like that Covid-19 ended.

Local radio talk show said that CNN has dropped its Covid death count from the screen. Covid was soooooo last week. It's all kill whitey now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (t+tI7)

91 Love the Trumpain riff. It's like watching a rally. Beautifully done. He even made me feel better about the 'rona lockdown..LOL! He's magical.

Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (L3Rsz)

92 I have to admit who dis man is pretty. No homo.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)

93 Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic
candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on
manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in
which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP https://t.co/csPGMAnQOq
====
Michigan democrat governor wHitler has claimed this as another Michigan CCP CV 19 death. And extended lockdowns to January 2021.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

94 41 Photo #2 is sharp enough to poke you.

Joan Collins?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (I99aF)


Of course!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (qpAo7)

95 >>> Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter



That's Nacho candle! Nacho candle!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (bkUtD)

96 Cannolis are the most overrated pastry.

****************

You shut your goddamned whoring trash mouth.

Posted by: Sicilian Bakery Owner at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (+dsLj)

97 Joan Collins and Jon-Erik Hexum
Together in Making of a Male Model.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)

98 I presume Michigan's numbers are somewhat due to the auto factories and parts supplies in state ramping back up.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (1vIuC)

99 Dow up 931 (3.5%). Hope it holds.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (G0vdT)

100 80 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:

Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat
All police are bad
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (aO8Gd)

=========

They're intentionally throwing America into chaos because Biden is going to easily beat Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (LvTSG)

101 ♫♫♫

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright?
'Cause cannoli have eyes...for you....

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (m45I2)

102 I think I like photo 4 the best. I'd love to come home to that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020


*
*

That looks to be from very early in her career, when she and Warren Beatty were a thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (rpbg1)

103 We'll have no monkeyshines on this thread.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (QSnbM)

104 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open up for Generic Swedish Death Metal Band at The Basement in NYC back in '011.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

105 What kind of a name is Hexum ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)

106 I WANT FRAGGLE ROCK!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (8NNW6)

107 31 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (WwTwF)

108 It's gonna be 99 here today, I'll settle for some gelato

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (ie76E)

109 82 I'm still laughing hysterically over the Every Problem Has a Solution video.

I don't think we could have that solution here, unfortunately due to the optics.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (QR/xh)


I think the optics are *perfect*.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (qpAo7)

110 SHE finally shows up!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

111 A considerable amount of the problems we are facing this morning is because as a society we moved past the point quite a while ago where RESULTS MATTER.


We're now relying on institutions of perpetual failure that will be preserved and continue to fail because we no longer make anyone pay a price.


This includes governments, bureaus, departments, communities, and individuals.

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (oVJmc)

112 Hope it is a flaming skulls kinda afternoon but probably not.

Posted by: dingbat at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (N0gU3)

113 I really figured it would be Animal the drummer who'd side with Antifa.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Dc2NZ)

114 How is Michigan on that list? They were on full lockdown until a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (AJ2LA)

From the article:

Michigan, for example, shows the third most optimistic trend in slowing
job losses, but after weeks of continued unemployment applications it
has still racked up the country's third highest insured unemployment
rate in the country at 22.9%. That is to say, while the most recent job
destruction might be getting less steep, the mountain it has to climb is
still rather large.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (t+tI7)

115 So I checked the weather forecast for tonight in Washington DC and New York and both are expect thunderstorms. Perfect.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (zqs/f)

116 105 What kind of a name is Hexum ?

Wasn't he a Scandi of some persuasion?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (+7yf7)

117 Who her photo 4: Would vigorously exercise hetronormativity.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (88+cf)

118 Any body catch any of the hate filled screams of the press as Trump walked away?

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (G0vdT)

119 >>Awesome, Trump just stiffed the Press.



Oh crud, he made a statement?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

120 Pic of that sniper rifle - wow. Any idea what type of rifle / caliber it is?I want one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (N39Ws)

121 I have mentioned the press are all rude cunts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (85Gof)

122 And yeah, that IS some nice "gun" pr0n.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

123 Jon Erik, leave the gun, take Joan Collins.

Posted by: Eric at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (a2F+C)

124 Cannolis? Hmmpf. Overrated.

Posted by: That guy who thinks everything is overrated at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (EgshT)

125 120 Pic of that sniper rifle - wow. Any idea what type of rifle / caliber it is?I want one.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (N39Ws

.308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

126 {i}107 31 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Ww

( *smacks vmom in the face with a dinner tray as she runs by* )
( *catches loose cannoli on the tray, balanced in a perfect pyramid * )
( * runs in the opposite direction* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (qpAo7)

127 I have determined that the new Rule is that any action taken by a President that is popular and would then redound to his political benefit must not be taken.

Presidents can ONLY do what is unpopular.

This rule will change when Trump is no longer President.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (ZfRYq)

128 I suppose it was inevitable.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (QLPEO)

129 What kind of a name is Hexum ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM



That would be the Rextum County Hexums.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (axyOa)

130 huh.
Tucker Derangement Syndrome is a thing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (luzVb)

131 The sniper is not wearing a mask.
Someone needs to remind him that we're all in this together.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (QgtlX)

132 125 120 Pic of that sniper rifle - wow. Any idea what type of rifle / caliber it is?I want one.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (N39Ws

.308 Winchester.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

==========

I know where to go in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)

133
Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?





Please everyone knows if you want an expert on race relations it's HR Pufnstuf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (t+tI7)

134 Big Bird and Elmo at the Charlie McCarthy hearings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)

135 98 I presume Michigan's numbers are somewhat due to the auto factories and parts supplies in state ramping back up.
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (1vIuC)

__

Ahh yes, of course. That makes sense.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (AJ2LA)

136 Morning all. Late start. Going to the in-laws to pew pew pew.

Even the CDC now says the Chink Lung Chunk was bullshit.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ogconl

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (R+p/Q)

137
Yesterday I had a beautiful girl rest her head on my shoulder, nibble my ear and tell her she loved me.

It was Dutchess while driving home from her weekly vet visit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (mht8P)

138 brak - OSB, right? Isn't real plywood very spendy now?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (El6T/)

Yeah, plywood is very expensive these days. Probably close to $40 a sheet for the heavier grades. But any photos that I have seen seem to show plywood, not OSB. That stuff is pretty distinctive.

But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (DZLAe)

139 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open up for Generic Swedish Death Metal Band at The Basement in NYC back in '011.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

Only because Pickled Herring canceled.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (88+cf)

140 109 82 I'm still laughing hysterically over the Every Problem Has a Solution video.

I don't think we could have that solution here, unfortunately due to the optics.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (QR/xh)

I think the optics are *perfect*.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (qpAo7)

Used to be standard ops here. Not sure when or why that changed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

141 WWElmoD?

Let It Burn!

[insert Elmo meme with inferno behind him]

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

142 He's magical.
Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (L3Rsz)

Cuz every litt thing Trump does is magic
Every thing he does just turns us on
Even though our life before was tragic
Now we know our love for him goes on

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (WwTwF)

143 I've started a personal drinking game.
I will have an alcoholic beverage for everyone I see wearing a facemask while driving alone in their vehicle.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (Uu+Jp)

144 Loved the water canon.

I want one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

145 122 And yeah, that IS some nice "gun" pr0n.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (Dc2NZ)


Yes, I thought you 'ettes would enjoy it, too.

Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (qpAo7)

146 Heh. DJT makes the pressholes get outta bed early, then takes no questions.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (WQZ1O)

147 Didn't Hexum kill himself with a gun / prop gun he thought was unloaded?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

148

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright?
'Cause cannoli have eyes...for you....

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (m45I2)

do wop do wop.....do wop do wop

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)

149 138 brak - OSB, right? Isn't real plywood very spendy now?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (El6T/)

Yeah, plywood is very expensive these days. Probably close to $40 a sheet for the heavier grades. But any photos that I have seen seem to show plywood, not OSB. That stuff is pretty distinctive.

But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (DZLAe)

==========

My new build house came with a bunch of plywood to place over windows in case of hurricanes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

150 121 I have mentioned the press are all rude cunts?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (85Gof)

Hey! We resent the comparison.

Posted by: Rude C**ts Everywhere at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (8/7u2)

151 "I can't breathe" sign update. When we last talked I had solicited help from you Morons on what to do with a sign that appeared on the speed limit sign on my property.

I pulled it down, tore it up, left it on the ground by the sign pole, then drove a survey stake through it.

Observing the seriousness of the occasion, one of my dogs lifted his leg on the stake.

Your move assholes.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (fpc+A)

152 Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?



I remember when they got rid of Roosevelt Franklin because he was TOO BLACK.

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (oVJmc)

153 We can't won't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault.

We'll order our police to stand down and allow billions of dollars of damage to you deplorables' bidnisses, you deplorable deplorables.

Now vote for us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (HaL55)

154 WTF is that sniper rifle rig?

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (w7KSn)

155 I just dropped by to tell you all how sorry I am. About everything. I'm really, really sorry.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (sWM8x)

156 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I love this timeline.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

157 It's not derangement to note that TuCa loves him some Forever Wars and was wrong on COVID and now tries to pretend that never happened.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (+7yf7)

158 I really figured it would be Animal the drummer who'd side with Antifa.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Dc2NZ)


Wasn't that based on Keith Moon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (t+tI7)

159 CNN BREAKING NEWS: Stocks markets no longer matter to anyone other than billionaires.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (AJ2LA)

160 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM


Leave runner. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ejd/p)

161 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:



Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat.

All police are bad.
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault.




Insurance will be impossible to obtain because we are ELIMINATING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (luzVb)

162 I guess we have been good this week. We get THE Joan Collins, a sniper with trees, and speed bumps.
It's like Christmas!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (axyOa)

163
I know where to go in case of a zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)


I'm quite certain Alabama will be a fun place to be if the zombies decide to get froggy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (wgmJy)

164 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Franklin

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (oVJmc)

165 Apparently Mr water cannon has some impressive pressure, that one dude went flying out of the frame

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (/6GbT)

166 The news about covid is that it is still spreading and killing but mostly in red stayed now

Posted by: Kurt at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (vo0J1)

167 If Bush or Romney were president right now their approval would be 23%.


They'd be getting destroyed.


Trump fights back. The left and GOPe hate it.

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (SJDa9)

168 "Shut up", they explained.
+++++++++++++
This is the problem. They mean it when they say this. This is "reasonable dialogue."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)

169 .308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)


Huh. Shows you how much I know. Since it looked like a long-range sniper rifle, I thought it might be a .50.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (qpAo7)

170 A post on the notorious website states, "Get #goBaldForBLM trending on Twitter and Instagram. The idea is to get women, particularly white women, to shave their heads for BLM. Guilt them into getting rid of their straight "white" hair to show "solidarity" with black women."

xxxxxx has successfully trolled leftists into believing all manner of absurd things in the past, including them introducing the idea that the 'OK' hand sign was code for white supremacist.

The #GoBaldForBLM Twitter hashtag was subsequently spammed by K-pop fans in an effort to hijack it, but for some women the damage was already done and that hair is going to take a while to grow back.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (3aI0K)

171 Bill Murrays son was reportedly arrested this week for arson and assault and battery against a police officer.


The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

So alittle rioting before going home to his father's multi million dollar vaca house.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

172 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM /
#BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them
shaving their heads.



I love this timeline.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)


Can we get SlitYourLiberalThroatForBLM?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (t+tI7)

173 WTF is that sniper rifle rig?
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (w7KSn)
-----------

Either 50 cal or 338 Lapua with a suppressor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (WEBkv)

174 ALSO CNN:


THOSE AREN'T "REAL JOBS!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (oVJmc)

175 Oh look, it's still before lunch and Kurt is already slurring his words.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (xfb67)

176 Anybody watch The Kominsky Method? Was that Jane Seymour in it? got ten years on me probably but very bangable, puts Joan Collins to shame.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (ie76E)

177 156 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I love this timeline.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX


I'm just going to go ahead and say it.


4chan is a national treasure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (wgmJy)

178 171 Bill Murrays son was reportedly arrested this week for arson and assault and battery against a police officer.


The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

So alittle rioting before going home to his father's multi million dollar vaca house.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

===========

Weird that he didn't do that in Charleston, where Bill has a house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (LvTSG)

179 An actual downside of the jobs report is mortgage rates will spike.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (AJ2LA)

180 168 "Shut up", they explained.
+++++++++++++

This is the problem. They mean it when they say this. This is "reasonable dialogue."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)


Yes. When they say "We need to have a 'national conversation' about X", that's what they mean.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (qpAo7)

181 Yeah, Covid 19 is over. Right. My county remains in total lockdown (red).

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (MgDiu)

182 What would Oscar the grouch say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (aKsyK)

183 WTF is that sniper rifle rig?
Posted by: navybrat



Looked like a Barrett with a can.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (R+p/Q)

184 I just dropped by to tell you all how sorry I am. About everything. I'm really, really sorry.

It's okay, Drew. Just see if you can still find your nuts and move on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (EgshT)

185 >>>The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.




Likely released minutes after.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (bkUtD)

186
Waiting for #OffYourselfWhitey to start trending.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (mht8P)

187
WTF is that sniper rifle rig?

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (w7KSn)


Looks like what happened when an AR-15 fucked a bolt action.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

188 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM

Leave runner. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Puts up DETOUR sign which actually leads to cliff. Grabs cannolis as RMBS runs off cliff and is floating there before plunging down.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

189 Britney Spears shaves her head for a publicity stunt and everyone calls her crazy.

Virtue-signaling white women shave their heads for a publicity stunt and everyone calls them brave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)

190 Where's my Hedy ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (JgrP5)

191 Didn't Hexum kill himself with a gun / prop gun he thought was unloaded?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

Put a gun loaded with blanks directly to his temple and pulled the trigger. The wad from the blank came out with enough force that it shattered his temple and shoved the pieces into his brain. I think I'm remembering all this correctly.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (xPl2J)

192 I'm just going to go ahead and say it.

4chan is a national treasure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (wgmJy)


Concur.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (qpAo7)

193 Dow, +1,000

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (G0vdT)

194 4chan is Japanese

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (w7KSn)

195 Dow up a grand

White Money Matters

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (JgrP5)

196 166 The news about covid is that it is still spreading and killing but mostly in red stayed now
Posted by: Kurt at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (vo0J1)

___

70% of all deaths/cases are within 50 miles of NYC.
LOL

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (AJ2LA)

197 Hmm. Poisonous toad venom inhalation.
(With apologies to Old Bill)

Time was, you could hit up the Chinaman for some powder, real smooth-like, stash it in a pouch and make for the bazaar as the waallaaaawallaaa of the muezzin jazzed up the Tangier morning. Tasty hit, the "jungle smack," they called it, toad sweat in a glass pipe will turn a boy into a squirming centipede and then the dancing begins. We found a mark, sidled up to him, young guy, new, soft hands. "Just inhale it real slow, like a cold snowy morning." Seeing the hit take him, it was tasty...

Posted by: Zod S. Burroughs at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (yvnmY)

198 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)

199 Bill Murray's kid arrested. Looks nothing like him.


https://tinyurl.com/y9f7x2kb

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

200 169 .308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

Huh. Shows you how much I know. Since it looked like a long-range sniper rifle, I thought it might be a .50.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (qpAo7)


The magazine isn't big enough. Could be .308 or lapua round. Hard to tell exactly. But not .50 cal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (wgmJy)

201
Where's my Hedy ?
Posted by: REDACTED


That's HEDLEY!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (mht8P)

202 80 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:

Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat
All police are bad
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (aO8Gd)


I'm not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: guy invested in gun stocks at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (ZfRYq)

203 Put a gun loaded with blanks directly to his temple and pulled the trigger. The wad from the blank came out with enough force that it shattered his temple and shoved the pieces into his brain. I think I'm remembering all this correctly.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (xPl2J)


Yes, that's pretty much what happened, as I'll be mentioning on Monday.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (qpAo7)

204 Big Bird and Elmo explaining things to CNN listeners. Isn't that still above the educational level of your average CNN viewer?

Posted by: engineer at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (v689d)

205 If 4chan can get soyboys to get vasectomies to wipe out white privilege, thing might start looking up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (xfb67)

206 Cannolis? Hmmpf. Overrated.
Posted by: That guy who thinks everything is overrated at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (EgshT)

*******

A Canoli is just a sweet cream hot dog.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (flINI)

207 It's not derangement to note that TuCa loves him some Forever Wars and
was wrong on COVID and now tries to pretend that never happened.


Seriously?
Tucker is the biggest conservative dove on TV. And you know who else was wrong on COVID?

Donald J Trump.

Once again, we knife our own in the back while our enemies get a pass.
Do you think ace posts Tucker's videos and does entire posts on his show content because he sucks at his job?


I guess it's not paranoia if he's really out to get us though.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (luzVb)

208 Since we're almost done with the WuFlu, and some news outlets are still trying to claim that Sweden made a mistake, we should note some actual numbers. At the very beginning of this, the worst case predictions were 4% or 5% total fatality rates, which would have been 4,000 or 5,000 dead per one hundred thousand residents. Those were the numbers pushed by those who wanted the lockdowns in early March.

In actual, measured fact, Sweden has had about 5 deaths per 100,000 residents, a result which is 3 orders of magnitude lower (1,000 times lower) than what was predicted. Sweden's numbers quite literally came in 1,000 times better than all of the critics had predicted.

It is being claimed that they had a HUGE number of deaths, and should have locked everything down, because Great Britain, which did all of that, achieved a number of 4.79 deaths per 100,000 residents. Also 1,000 times better than had been predicted.

a neutral, honest person might say "you mean they got almost exactly the same results and they didn't do anything to kill their economy to get them?" But of course the critics will reply 'How can you say that 00.21 Deaths per 100,000 people is nothing??? Every Life is Infinitely valuable!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

209 They're intentionally throwing America into chaos because Biden is going to easily beat Trump?

Apparently so. I was assured in the morning thread that all of someone's totes rock-ribbed conservative friends were gonna vote against Trump because they can't stand the caterwauling any more.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (s2crL)

210 >>189
Britney Spears...everyone calls her crazy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)

Delta Dawn.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (QgtlX)

211 I'm glad as hell I did not submit to the mask insanity and only used it on a occasions when it was required or to calm my wife. Better yet, no pictures to show of the stupidity I will have to explain to my grand kids. Lots if idiots virtue signaling their gullibility are going to be cleansing their social media in a few more months.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (MxEKc)

212 136
Morning all. Late start. Going to the in-laws to pew pew pew.



Even the CDC now says the Chink Lung Chunk was bullshit.



https://tinyurl.com/y8ogconl

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (R+p/Q)
What amazes me is how the left is so willing to destroy an institution, one that at one time provided very valuable services, just to try and score some political points.
New England Journal of Medicine, Lancet -- these were elite journals. Now nothing but political pawns.

BAMN I guess. Little by little more of supposed trusted institutions ruined. Who would be left to believe? Them? Well, probably, especially if you asked the left.SMOD, we are waiting...

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

213 4chan is Japanese


You really think so?

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (QLPEO)

214 The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

Marthas Vineyard? Who was he marching with? The Obamas and James Taylor?

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

215 Psychedelic Toad Venom?

My drug of choice back in the day, man.

Posted by: '70s Stoner at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (rpbg1)

216 Do the "Experts", MFM, etc. even *realize* that they are demanding whole-hearted agreement with the diametrically opposed position of the week before?

In Witness, Chamber talked about how the hardcore party members could go from "Trotsky is friend of mankind" to "Trotsky is enemy of all that is right and good" on command. It seems that the ability has spread to the general run of those in "responsible" positions.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (uquGJ)

217 177 156 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I love this timeline.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX


I'm just going to go ahead and say it.


4chan is a national treasure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (wgmJy)

Kek blessed them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

218 And just like that the Merchants of Fear dropped dead because no one cared.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (l0sXm)

219 Leave the shelves.

Bring the canoli.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (Boy/L)

220 Joan Collins photo 2

"You'll poke your eyes out!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)

221 But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But no bullet holes, right ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)

222 Cuz every litt thing Trump does is magic

Every thing he does just turns us on

Even though our life before was tragic

Now we know our love for him goes on

Posted by: vmom 2020
Tears in my eyes laughing!

Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (L3Rsz)

223 Nasdaq is within spitting distance of 10K. But but but but but DEPRESSION!!!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (AJ2LA)

224 Drew Brees groveling again.

Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (2M/TV)

225 Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)
-------------

My ignorance was on full display when I questioned the casting of Ricardo Montalban as Khan. Boy, was I surprised when I found out he was in the original episode that spawned the movie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (WEBkv)

226 Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)


Ahem.

Balance of Terror > Space Seed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)

227 So what ever happened to Shia Labouf and his flag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (l0sXm)

228 207 It's not derangement to note that TuCa loves him some Forever Wars and
was wrong on COVID and now tries to pretend that never happened.

Well he was wrong on covid but he defintely does not love him some forever wars... Opposite of that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (Zmnko)

229 BLM march on Martha's Vineyard, LOL!

Yes, tell me how oppressed Skip Gates, Spike Lee, Charles Ogletree, Quincy Jones and Charlayne Hunter-Gault over in Oaks Bluff are, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

230 211
I'm glad as hell I did not submit to the mask insanity and only used it
on a occasions when it was required or to calm my wife. Better yet, no
pictures to show of the stupidity I will have to explain to my grand
kids. Lots if idiots virtue signaling their gullibility are going to be
cleansing their social media in a few more months.


Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (MxEKc)
There will be a ceremonial bonfire to torch the ones I have. I too only succumbed when absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

231 Isn't a skyrocketing Dow insensitive during the first month of the George Floyd Funeral Tour and Race-Baiting Festival?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (El6T/)

232 The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

Marthas Vineyard? Who was he marching with? The Obamas and James Taylor?
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

I am guessing they did not burn down obama's house ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (85Gof)

233 And BANG! Just like that, Paul Krugman busts through the 1000 mini-Kohn limit of conventional physics and into the Maxi-Kohn era of quantum OrangeManBad stupid.

https://tinyurl.com/ybdckqgu

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (NVYyb)

234 I'd probably trade my old 94 30/30 for that sniper rig

straight up

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (JgrP5)

235
Bill Murray's kid arrested. Looks nothing like him.





https://tinyurl.com/y9f7x2kb

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

The result of anal birth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (9Om/r)

236 113 I really figured it would be Animal the drummer who'd side with Antifa.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Dc2NZ)

Animal love Trump. Trump Big Man, take no prisoners. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

Posted by: Animal at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (Rbu5d)

237 A Canoli is just a sweet cream hot dog.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (flINI)

So a sandwich then.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (Uu+Jp)

238 How about the series Andromeda with Kevin Sorbo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (l0sXm)

239 {i}224 Drew Brees groveling again.
Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (2M/TV)

Doesn't he realize it's not going to help?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (qpAo7)

240 >>Drew Brees groveling again.


What a Fag that guy is.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (uZvpR)

241 229
BLM march on Martha's Vineyard, LOL!



Yes, tell me how oppressed Skip Gates, Spike Lee, Charles Ogletree,
Quincy Jones and Charlayne Hunter-Gault over in Oaks Bluff are, you
guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)
Embargo the island. Nobody in or out. Lets watch how quickly it devolves into Lord of the Flies, then the Donner Party. It will be glorious to watch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

242 I clicked for bigger cannoli and all I got was another photo.

I Amy have to make a dessert run.

Posted by: fluffy is on your side at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (FgJKq)

243 Nasdaq is within spitting distance of 10K. But but but but but DEPRESSION!!!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (AJ2LA)
++++++++++++
Wait for the GDP, unemployment, inflation and debt prints later on in the quarter.

The stock market != the economy, especially with all the funny fed money sloshing around right now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (hYcqw)

244 I like to think of Andrew Cuomo as the Sonny Corleone of the Cuomo Famiglia. He's a bad Don.

Posted by: Titus at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (k6X1s)

245 My new build house came with a bunch of plywood to place over windows in case of hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

Did they make provisions for fastening the plywood in place, so you don't have to drive nails or screws into the window frames?

Are storm shutters not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (DZLAe)

246 Watched Trump's press conference. He was a nice as humanly possible and the press immediately went on the attack.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (AHq56)

247 That cannoli looks like it has rabbit pellets in it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (Zmnko)

248 222 Cuz every litt thing Trump does is magic

Every thing he does just turns us on

Even though our life before was tragic

Now we know our love for him goes on

Posted by: vmom 2020


Sting would be horrified. Well done.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (PiwSw)

249 The dems are calling the senate investigation a "fishing expidition?" what the fuck did they call those phony impeachment hearings in the Houses?

FUckin Hypocrites

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (85Gof)

250 I vote for photo #6.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)

^^^ WHS^^^

good lord, if i had that at home i'd never leave the house.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (8D42x)

251
Drew Brees groveling again.

Won't save him from the inevitable show trial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (mht8P)

252 >>BLM march on Martha's Vineyard


What would be funny would be a picture of all the Lawn Jockeys on the Vineyard, lined up in the street, blocking traffic.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (uZvpR)

253 Big Bird and Elmo explaining things to CNN listeners. Isn't that still above the educational level of your average CNN viewer?


Today's Prepaid Prog Propaganda Hour is brought to you by the letters "C" and "N."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (HaL55)

254 Looked like a Barrett with a can.
Posted by: rickb223

Joan Collins has TWO cans !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (arJlL)

255 OMG. There's a second bit of 4chan trickery going on today. They circulated a Photoshop saying there are 14 white victims of the police for every 88 black victims, and therefore got official BLM accounts to tweet out "#BLM1488". 1488 is some kind of Nazi / Hitler thing, which is the joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (ZGrMX)

256 -
-

whatever it means, I like it and hope I keep it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (WwTwF)

---------

Where would Trump's Winnebago foray?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM


----

What-What-The-Whatting-F**k?

Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (pMGkg)

257 245 My new build house came with a bunch of plywood to place over windows in case of hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

Did they make provisions for fastening the plywood in place, so you don't have to drive nails or screws into the window frames?

Are storm shutters not a thing anymore?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (DZLAe)

==========

Yeah, there's a system. I should figure it out before the winds pick up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (LvTSG)

258 Ahem.

Balance of Terror > Space Seed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)
---
Correct.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

259 Drew Brees groveling again.

Won't save him from the inevitable show trial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (mht8P)

He's a fuckin idiot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (85Gof)

260 230
There will be a ceremonial bonfire to torch the ones I have. I too only succumbed when absolutely necessary.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

Great idea. On July Fourth, 2020.

Posted by: Animal at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (Rbu5d)

261 But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (DZLAe)


I'm done with the used wood. Trashed an almost new band saw blade a couple of weeks back on a used piece of wood that I thought had no nails in it. Live and learn. Used wood is now saved for winter and the wood stove.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (kUmUV)

262 Bitch mayor of DC kicking the NG out before a million rioters come?

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (ONvIw)

263 198 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)

Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Herbert!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

264 213 4chan is Japanese
You really think so?

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (QLPEO)


Shut up.

Posted by: The Vapors at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (qpAo7)

265 They should stuck the nozzle of that water cannon up a protester's ass and sent him on a rocket ride.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (2KacT)

266 Trump didn't look isolated to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (Zmnko)

267 Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA8)

268 Drew Brees groveling again.



even the Don didn't make Sonny get on his knees and grovel

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (JgrP5)

269 Used to be standard ops here. Not sure when or why that changed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

It's racist.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (QR/xh)

270 I've started a personal drinking game.
I will have an alcoholic beverage for everyone I see wearing a facemask while driving alone in their vehicle.


I went to the liquor store yesterday. One of the bottles wouldn't have made it home. Of course, neither would I.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (s2crL)

271 Doesn't he realize it's not going to help?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (qpAo7)
------------

Survival mode: As in he wants to survive the season then retire.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (WEBkv)

272 Where's my Hedy ?

That's Hedley !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (arJlL)

273 The BLM revolution will not be televised.

You will not see Michael Moore crucified to a Prius driven by six brothers high on glass.

The BLM revolution will not be brought to you by a blue pill that gives you an erection lasting for more than four hours sold to you by an old white couple sitting in matching bathtubs on an overpass watching a sunset.

The BLM revolution will not be televised.

You will not see fat black women spraying at camera-lenses as they speak their strange language angrily at a home audience that is not watching because there is a new episode of "Tiger King" on the screen.

Because the BLM revolution will not be televised.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (yvnmY)

274 A Canoli is just a sweet cream hot dog.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (flINI)

Yeah, just don't ask Anderson Cooper or Don Lemon to make them for you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (N39Ws)

275 Apparently so. I was assured in the morning thread that all of someone's totes rock-ribbed conservative friends were gonna vote against Trump because they can't stand the caterwauling any more.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (s2crL)


Don't be so quick to dismiss that. A lot of people on "our side" have never had much liking for Teh Donald (as seen by the constant bitch-whining about his tweets) and while they may not like him, they certainly don't like the riots and white hatred sweeping the country and being force-fed them by the MFM.

If things continue to burn through the summer, I guarantee you a lot of supposed Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (2JVJo)

276 Doesn't he realize it's not going to help?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (qpAo7)

New Orleans, man. NOLA is Chicago with better seafood.

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (BAsqb)

277 good lord, if i had that at home i'd never leave the house.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (8D42x)
++++++++++++
It does make the idea of becoming housebound more interesting...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (hYcqw)

278 213 4chan is Japanese



natto

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (JgrP5)

279 The way things are lately, I'm leaving the cannoli and taking the gun!

Posted by: Fred Baumann at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (wrFQB)

280
Trump's RV, fueled by hydroxychloroquine and zinc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (mht8P)

281 2 Bitch mayor of DC kicking the NG out before a million rioters come?

Surprised? Hope the President goes to Florida... If they want to destroy DC so be it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (Zmnko)

282 My father was stationed at Ft. Hood in the 50's. He said his unit learned the hard way that blanks needed to be taken very seriously, something Hexum should have known. 2 of their men were engaged in a hand to hand combat drill, fighting over a rifle which was loaded with blanks. Rifle went off while it was pressed against the mid section of one of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

283 DC mayor can kick the Guard out of the city, but most of the city is actually Federal so the Guard can still protect the important stuff. Just not the mayor's home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (l0sXm)

284 >>Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?


They will call down to the Farm Team and bring up a White Supremecist Bomber.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (uZvpR)

285 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (ynUFw)

286 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020


*
*

At the start of the latter episode, when they find Khan in his cold-sleep compartment, it looks for a moment as if he might die. Then McCoy has Kirk open the compartment and gets Khan back to the ship to save his life.

Think of all the terrible things in Kirk's life, Marla's, and Spock's, that could have been avoided if Khan had just expired quietly right there!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (rpbg1)

287 267
Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA
Still waiting for them to come to the suburbs. We're waiting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (N39Ws)

288 267 a million to converge of dc

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (ONvIw)

289 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Herbert!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
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We reach.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (Dc2NZ)

290 Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA
++++++
My guess? Stand down. Let things stabilize and plan Wave 2 for when the the cop gets off or pulls a sentence less than death.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (hYcqw)

291 Weird that he didn't do that in Charleston, where Bill has a house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (LvTSG)

....and a baseball team.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (X/Pw5)

292 Puts up DETOUR sign which actually leads to cliff. Grabs cannolis as RMBS runs off cliff and is floating there before plunging down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM


Hey! What am I doing with the ACME detour trap? I'm just giving vmom some sage advice.

(Parsley advice extra, the full Simon ampersand Garfunkel advice package, POR)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ejd/p)

293 Stop all the racial profiling of young black men in Martha's Vineyard.

Yes. Please.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

294 mostly in red stayed now
Posted by: Kurt at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (vo0J1)

Rated: partially true. It fried your brain, and you're a Red.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (DZLAe)

295 so the Guard can still protect the important stuff. Just not the mayor's home.
Posted by: Anna Puma

oh that's a shame

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (WwTwF)

296 grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM

Leave runner. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Puts up DETOUR sign which actually leads to cliff. Grabs cannolis as RMBS runs off cliff and is floating there before plunging down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (zr5Kq)

297 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

The legal basis for that is likely bullshit but who is going to tell her otherwise?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ZfRYq)

298 did I blow the margins ? It was an accident !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)

299 267 Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA

----------------------------------------

Oooo Ooooo Let me take this one. Impeachment on the way Covid 19 was handled for 2000, Alex.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (MgDiu)

300 Regarding the sniper rifle:

Per the war zone; "It is at least primarily based on the USMC's MK13 Mod 7, which was born out of the Special Operations community and uses the same family of Accuracy Internationa's chassis as described above. That rifle is chambered in 300 Winchester Magnum and has a special stainless steel barrel unique to this variant made by Lilja."

Posted by: Martini Farmer - ANTIFA Hunter at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (3H9h1)

301 Just going to point out with the jobs report...

I fussed at a lot of you for being such doom and gloomers back in April and May when you were predicting fatal destruction of the economy.

I said then, and I think it is being shown that the American Economy is stronger and more resilient than many give it credit for. American Exceptionalism is real, and it can't be wiped away by Democrats and Anarchists trying to keep OrangeManBad from being reelected.

Dow over 27,000 as we sit here.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (5p7BC)

302 Yeah, there's a system. I should figure it out before the winds pick up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (LvTSG)


Good idea. Many years ago had a worker on one of my projects pickup a sheet of plywood on a 3 story roof and it took him right off. He actually survived, but only because of pure luck.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (kUmUV)

303 biden in favor of defunding the police? ok gret go with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (85Gof)

304 Star Trek? Again? Seriously? Arrrgggh!!!


Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)

305 Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.

Garble drool.. stutter.. Thank you for backing me for Congreesman!

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (Zmnko)

306 My apologies to all suffering from my thoughtless act.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)

307 We need your financial support.


Put your disgusting racism on hold and enjoy the games!

Posted by: NFL SJW at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (SJDa9)

308 298 did I blow the margins ? It was an accident !
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)


Drew Brees impersonation

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (JgrP5)

309 What if we have to go back in time to save humanity and find out...

Joan Collins Must Die

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (qAR6u)

310 297 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

The legal basis for that is likely bullshit but who is going to tell her otherwise?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ZfRYq)


The obvious answer would be for the Trump hotel to put them up for free.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (ZfRYq)

311 In Witness, Chamber talked about how the hardcore party members could go from "Trotsky is friend of mankind" to "Trotsky is enemy of all that is right and good" on command. It seems that the ability has spread to the general run of those in "responsible" positions.


That's part of the progs's psyop, designed to make you doubt yourself and keep you confused and off-balance. Seems to be working on the weak, IMHO.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (HaL55)

312 304 Star Trek? Again? Seriously? Arrrgggh!!!


Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)

==========

I had nothing to do with it.

This time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

313 What sniper rifle?

He heh.

Thanks for the pic, ettes are happy.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (QR/xh)

314 >>OMG. There's a second bit of 4chan trickery going on today. They circulated a Photoshop saying there are 14 white victims of the police for every 88 black victims, and therefore got official BLM accounts to tweet out "#BLM1488". 1488 is some kind of Nazi / Hitler thing, which is the joke.




I've only seen the /pol/ op of posting plain pieces of white printer paper - operation blank slate.

They want to see if they can trigger the Lefties like they did with their "It's OK to be white" and "Islam is right about women" ops.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

315 198 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)

Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Herbert!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

Trouble with Tribbles, you bunch of communists.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (Boy/L)

316 225 Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)
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My ignorance was on full display when I questioned the casting of Ricardo Montalban as Khan. Boy, was I surprised when I found out he was in the original episode that spawned the movie.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (WEBkv)


Perfect casting.
He got better hair in the movie, too.
Used his own pecs as stunt doubles...

Posted by: Animal at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (Rbu5d)

317 197 Hmm. Poisonous toad venom inhalation.
(With apologies to Old Bill)

Time was, you could hit up the Chinaman for some powder, real smooth-like, stash it in a pouch and make for the bazaar as the waallaaaawallaaa of the muezzin jazzed up the Tangier morning. Tasty hit, the "jungle smack," they called it, toad sweat in a glass pipe will turn a boy into a squirming centipede and then the dancing begins. We found a mark, sidled up to him, young guy, new, soft hands. "Just inhale it real slow, like a cold snowy morning." Seeing the hit take him, it was tasty...
Posted by: Zod S. Burroughs at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (yvnmY)

That milk sugar shit?

Posted by: dr. benway, interzone m.d. at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (98KjJ)

318 Joan Collins

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (mEjqT)

319 >>Good idea. Many years ago had a worker on one of my projects pickup a sheet of plywood on a 3 story roof and it took him right off. He actually survived, but only because of pure luck.


I have had it happen, though it didn't float me...but we did have a guy picked up and floated out over a pond before he lost hiis angle and went into it.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (uZvpR)

320 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

I don't think she can or did do that...she can refuse to pay for them I guess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (85Gof)

321 67 You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional

Ashamed to admit I remember, "Making of a Male Model". TV trash at its, er, trashiest.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (OUMaO)


You are correct, sir! On both counts.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (lVJPV)

322 Photo 6 of the who dis makes me feel funny.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (ftFVW)

323 The complete trashing of institutions is the really appalling bit about this, and actually the recent period of history. New England Journal of Medicine was mentioned - don't forget Lancet, which of course went completely Stoopid many years ago, with their crude idiotic slanderous hit-piece on civilian casualties in Iraq. This time, the jaw-dropping fraudulent HCQ "study".

On that topic, kind of astounded to see Andrew Sullivan being quoted all over the least stupid part of the digisphere* about how awful it is that the NYT is being corrupted.

?????

About two decades late there, power-glutes boy? Or more of course depending on how detailed you want to be. I think Sullivan was reacting to the melt-down over the Tom Cotton op-ed, in which the NYT did its imitation of an "underground" anarchist newspaper on campus in 1969, with internal rifts between mere idiots and insane Stalinist nutjobs (the two varieties of people who make up the place).

* the dumbing-down has lowered all boats, and those stepping in to replace some older discredited voices often have spectacular weak spots

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (El6T/)

324 Jesus that guy looks pissed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (uVRjH)

325 298
did I blow the margins ? It was an accident !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)

<lights up a cigarette>

Posted by: Margins at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (N39Ws)

326 Morning all. Late start. Going to the in-laws to pew pew pew.


Even the CDC now says the Chink Lung Chunk was bullshit.


https://tinyurl.com/y8ogconl



Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (R+p/Q)



They achieved the effect they wanted, now they don't need that tool any longer.

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (OMsf+)

327 Balance of Terror > Space Seed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)
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Correct.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020


*
*

As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)

328 Guy with sniper rifle. Me like

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (gLRfa)

329
Oooo Ooooo Let me take this one. Impeachment on the way Covid 19 was handled for 2000, Alex.

No worries.. San FranNan has already announced an investigation of Trump's handling of the "protesters" in DC...

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (Zmnko)

330 327 Balance of Terror > Space Seed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)
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Correct.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020

*
*

As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)

========

Y'all are fools.

The best episode is Spock's Brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

331 235


Bill Murray's kid arrested. Looks nothing like him.








https://tinyurl.com/y9f7x2kb



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

===
At first I was thinking lucky him. Then I saw his picture and I thought unlucky him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

332 250
I vote for photo #6.



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)



^^^ WHS^^^



good lord, if i had that at home i'd never leave the house.





Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (8D42x)


She's in the yard ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (AHq56)

333 Where do you see this 4 Chan stuff?

Posted by: keena at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (RiTnx)

334 To all of you criticizing and making fun of me, I just want you to know that I agree with you 100%.

And I'm sorry for that. Very, very sorry.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (sWM8x)

335 Why am I seeing a few things about Trump and an RV? Did he say something?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (xPl2J)

336 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

Spock's Brain!

Because bimbo aliens!

"Brain and Brain, What is Brain!"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (qAR6u)

337 NGU, saw that, and had same reaction - how TF does that work? Sen. Lee was fulminating about it.

Nice reminder of the degradation of the country at so many levels. Not really a country actually, just people living around each other.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (El6T/)

338 Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
+++++++++++
Trek was way more into whales than horses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (hYcqw)

339

1070 The Fan suspends radio host Joe Staysniak for 'insensitive' racial comments

https://outline.com/4vHpy6

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (aKsyK)

340 "324 Jesus that guy looks pissed."

Don't he though? Righteous indignation.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (gLRfa)

341


I was driving through oh so progressive Naperville this AM and saw on a guy's pick up truck. Blue Live Matter. Criminals...not so much. That ought to drive the woke Karens hysterical

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (UnQ9z)

342 Balance of Terror the best Star Trek episode. Kirk vs Rommulan Ship Captain.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (mEjqT)

343 Drew Brees groveling again.



Just quit, asshole. Just fucking QUIT.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (oVJmc)

344 What if we have to go back in time to save humanity and find out...

Joan Collins Must Die
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020


*
*

The lack of Dynasty and The Egyptian reconfigures the space-time continuum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (rpbg1)

345 Roddenberry's disagreement with Harlan Ellison about "City on the Edge of Forever" proves how far the current show runners of Drek have deviated from the Great Bird's vision of a positive future.

Harlan wanted it to be a druggie who screws up the timeline. Roddenberry said no. Harlan huffed and stormed off. The rest is history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (l0sXm)

346 There's a scenario where Trump gets voted out like Churchill after WWII

I don't see it. Expect high Deplorable turnout, and it's 3x the black vote.

Left is going all in on Black grievance. It's to protect their dominance in deep blue enclaves, not to win nationally

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (9TdxA)

347 Star Trek is the boomers Harry Potter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (xfb67)

348 I can't prove it, but I KNOW this is true: Today the DEMs are sh*tting themselves-- for them, today is a dreadful harbinger.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Cssks)

349 My guess? Stand down. Let things stabilize and plan Wave 2 for when the the cop gets off or pulls a sentence less than death.


Here's hoping that AG Barr will have arrested and imprisoned most of the Panty-fa leadership and co-conspirators by then. Because we all know Wave 2 is coming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (HaL55)

350 Drew Brees groveling again.

Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Zmnko)

351 Didn't Hexum kill himself with a gun / prop gun he thought was unloaded?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)
------
He was goofing around on-set with a revolver and a blank cartridge. He put the cartridge in, spun the cylinder, said something like "Hey everybody! Russian roulette!" and pulled the trigger. Sadly, he rolled a six.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (1jlUc)

352 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)


This.

Especially after the thing that STTMP

It took me a while into ST:ID to realize they were remaking WoK.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (ZfRYq)

353 >>The best episode is Spock's Brain. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

"We are close to Vaal so we may serve him. I will take you there."

Opportunity missed by not introducing the Gorn to the Vaal servants.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (yvnmY)

354 Drew Brees sock, LOL.

Mark1971 - yeah, he riffed on RVs, about buying one and traveling the country with Melania, during his extensive ad-libbing today at a WH press announcement.

All that was missing: "And when I buy my RV, it'll be huge, beautiful, the best really."

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (El6T/)

355 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)
========
Y'all are fools.
The best episode is Spock's Brain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

Brain and Brain! What is Brain???

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)

356 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance."
For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more
-- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures
Wrath of Khan is tops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)



========



Y'all are fools.



The best episode is Spock's Brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)


Liz Warren liked the one where Kirk is an Injun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (UnQ9z)

357 "BLM march on Martha's Vineyard, LOL!
"

They should stop at the Barn and Bistro for lunch, the locally harvested arugula salad is simply sumptuous as is the deconstructed pate. I think they have an early looters special.



Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (MxEKc)

358 Since Dynasty's demise, we just don't see people falling down stairs any more.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Boy/L)

359 Balance of Terror the best Star Trek episode. Kirk vs Rommulan Ship Captain.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020


*
*

It is truly William Shatner's best and most restrained performance as Kirk -- and I say that as a big WS fan who appreciates his theatricality on occasion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (rpbg1)

360 335
Why am I seeing a few things about Trump and an RV? Did he say something?


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (xPl2J)

He said he's thinking of getting one so he and Melania can do a road trip to NY (IIRC) ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (AHq56)

361
As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance."



I had the advantage of stealing from 'Run Silent, Run Deep.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (oVJmc)

362 285 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.
______________

Starting with Barky's place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (k4dH2)

363 289 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

But the space hippies didn't have any psychedelic toad venom.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (lVJPV)

364 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I'm now saddened by the fact that I sport a buzz cut.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (s2crL)

365 Drew Brees groveling again.
Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (2M/TV)
++++++++++++
Has he not learned from every other celebrity that you must never yield, not even give so much as an inch, to the woke cancel mob? It will never end now. Those endorsements aren't going to be renewed anyway. He's going to get very little for his capitulation.

And in his case, I understand the fear - if his O-Line hangs him out to dry (and there is a decent chance they would), he could get seriously injured. But still, he cannot win this fight he is in. He can only be destroyed by the thousands of cuts that are coming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (hYcqw)

366 >>350
Drew Brees groveling again.
Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Zmnko)

Sincere repentance requires gender reassignment surgery.
This is known.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (QgtlX)

367 I would like to tangle with that sniper anytime

Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (oiNtH)

368 that was some good Old Bill there, Zod.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (0IMgo)

369 >>>What if we have to go back in time to save humanity and find out...

Joan Collins Must Die



Then I will be her Kyle Reese.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (bkUtD)

370 This is a great idea by Terrence K. Williams on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3gRyPnP

11yr old was shot & killed while sleep. His mother asked me to share his story. His name is Jordan McCoy and she wants the world to know he mattered too.

5yr old girl name Queenyanna Davis was murdered a week later. Jackson Ms police is looking for her Killer. 10k Reward out


You know, this is a good idea. Both to honor those who were killed and to bring the light to the ridiculous numbers of Blacks who are killed every day.

Only instead of just saying the Black person was killed, point out how: by police, by gangs, by white person, by another Black person, etc.

Imagine just doing this for Blacks killed in Chicago, where this is the murder count from 2016 to 2018:

2016: 770
2017: 660
2018: 561

That is more than one person per day murdered in Chicago.

Not all Black people, mind you, but I bet a large percentage of them were.

Demographics of Chicago are:

45% White
32% Hispanic
32% Black

So 32% of 561 = 180

So that means there would be a profile of a Black person murdered in Chicago every other day.

And that is just Chicago. One city in one state of the entire country.

The Left is asking that we highlight Black businesses and Black artists and Black this and Black that. That's fine. Well, let's also highlight Black deaths in this country and *how* they die.

I have a feeling when all the facts are shown, "death by police officer" is the *least* of the worries of the average Black American.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (Do5/p)

371
He said he's thinking of getting one so he and Melania can do a road trip to NY (IIRC) ...


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (AHq56)

OK. Thanks.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (xPl2J)

372 I want to get one of those water cannon trucks...

Gonna check on GunChoker.

High bid Baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (Z+IKu)

373 I still believe that Gene Roddenberry was a reverse Terminator.

Sent back in time to create the future he was from.

And plow some trim.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (ZfRYq)

374 Harlan wanted it to be a druggie who screws up the timeline. Roddenberry said no. Harlan huffed and stormed off. The rest is history.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (l0sXm)
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And also because it wouldn't have flown because of broadcast standards of the time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (1jlUc)

375 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (mEjqT)

376 I had the advantage of stealing from 'Run Silent, Run Deep.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (oVJmc)


Oh yas. Roddenberry stole everything but Clark Gable's underwear.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lVJPV)

377 >>368
that was some good Old Bill there, Zod. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (0IMgo)

Strange cat. I had a cousin (art major, natch) who appeared in one of his weird Kansas grad-student movies.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (QgtlX)

378 Joan is sporting a mash-up of the gamine and poodle cuts in photo 3.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (BKV7y)

379
Star Trek? Again? Seriously? Arrrgggh!!!

Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?
Posted by: Muldoon


Everybody wants a piece of the action.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (aKsyK)

380 But no bullet holes, right ?
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)

Would depend upon the extent of the damage, and where on the sheet there were holes. Mostly, it gets used as sheathing or subfloor, and if still structurally sound, small holes don't matter much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (DZLAe)

381 So once we stop the police from killing 10-12 black guys a year, then what?

Oh right, then we go all communist and shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (xfb67)

382 342 Balance of Terror the best Star Trek episode. Kirk vs Rommulan Ship Captain.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (mEjqT)
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The reveal of Romulans for the first time, and the suspicious looks cast at Spock.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (Dc2NZ)

383 I would like to tangle with that sniper anytime
Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (oiNtH)
----------------

I'm not sure that gun will fit in a pocket, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (WEBkv)

384
That PP tweet is just... something else. The chutzpah. The effrontery. I give it an eleven out of ten on the "Begging For a Lightning Bolt" scale.

It's even slightly more arrogant and dishonest than Abe Rosenthal's epitaph.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lJuMe)

385 INFORMATION YOU NEED TO KNOW:
the best way to lengthen the expected life of your solar panel is to keep it in the shade

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (3aI0K)

386 Joan Collins guest starred in both Star Trek and Space:1999.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (oVJmc)

387 Here's hoping that AG Barr will have arrested and imprisoned most of the Panty-fa leadership and co-conspirators by then. Because we all know Wave 2 is coming.


there's a GREAT thread on this on Twitter by Brian Cates. Relevant also to what I was saying about TuCa's bedwetting performances of late. maybe Tuck is in on it, but I somehow doubt it. Anyway take a look:

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/
1268927947089600512?s=20

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (j9HX3)

388 Here's hoping that AG Barr will have arrested and imprisoned most of the Panty-fa leadership and co-conspirators by then. Because we all know Wave 2 is coming.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (HaL55)


That fat pantload would have to wake up first.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (2JVJo)

389 /pol/ stuff without going onto 4chan (or 8kun or wherever they are nowadays):

*warning: you will see racist stuff*

https://gab.com/PNN/posts

/104289301032204645

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

390
It took me a while into ST:ID to realize they were remaking WoK.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020


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I still call that movie Star Trek: Slippin' Into Darkness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (rpbg1)

391 I would also put "Journey to Babel" up there for insight into Spock's childhood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

392 biden is going to defeat PDT?

Have you people seen biden lately? I mean seriously...he can not articulate 2 coherent sentences and he looks worse than Franco

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (85Gof)

393 375 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (mEjqT)


The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV)

394 Ignoramus is exactly right.

The extent to which Dems' most loathsome and outrageous behavior over the years has been directed at the seemingly small goal of maxxing black turnout is greatly underappreciated.

It's not a small goal. It's literally the margin of victory, especially on the local and state level, for the Dems in several places.

Obama's most vile racist agitation looked "strategic", even though it's also just the default stuff he and his ilk survive on. Trayvon, Ferguson.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (El6T/)

395 You know who's a big RV'er? Clarence Thomas. He and Ginnie love travelling the country in their RV. Trump and Melania should get one and go with them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (sWM8x)

396 YouGov poll.


16% support cutting police funding.

65% oppose

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

397 Oh yas. Roddenberry stole everything but Clark Gable's underwear.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lVJPV)
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There are only so many plots available. The only difference is in how the story is told.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (WEBkv)

398 >>>And plow some trim.



There's a new directive on that phrase. According to South Park, the euphemism is now "Crush some puss."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (bkUtD)

399 addendum - I don't agree with DrawAndStrike about Esper being a good guy btw

it doesn't matter tho, it's fine to use the other side to your own ends

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (j9HX3)

400 Drew Brees groveling again.

Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag



Apparently, the idea of telling Twatter to pound sand never occurred to him. Shouldn't he have FU money by now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (HaL55)

401 Wasn't Joan Collins in a movie about giant ants attacking people? Maybe it wasn't ants, but it was one of those really bad 70's movies about killer insects.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (xPl2J)

402
Rasmussen Reports


Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump
is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

403 Every time I see this, I want to be a pair of cutoff jean shorts:
https://youtu.be/ZKXyIL0OwMY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (hYcqw)

404 >>>65% oppose



How are 16% undecided on that subject???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (bkUtD)

405 45% White
32% Hispanic
32% Black


must be a pollster

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (JgrP5)

406 >>So once we stop the police from killing 10-12 black guys a year, then what?

Oh right, then we go all communist and shit.



Probably good to look at what happened to London after they disarmed most of their police and went totes woke.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

407 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

And The Children Shall Lead is a Christmas episode!

FIGHT ME!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (qAR6u)

408 Have you people seen biden lately? I mean seriously...he can not articulate 2 coherent sentences and he looks worse than Franco
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Generalissimo Francisco Franco ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (arJlL)

409 I have a feeling when all the facts are shown, "death by police officer" is the *least* of the worries of the average Black American.
____________________

Here's a fun chart that shows how black deaths stack up:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaf3r72w

And in 2019, there were a whopping 9 blacks shot to death by cops in the U.S. This in a country where there are over 37 million blacks, and they commit disproportionately high amounts of all violent crimes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (k4dH2)

410 Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (ie76E)

411 396 YouGov poll.


16% support cutting police funding.

65% oppose
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

And Biden's going to double down.

Trump's not going to let this go.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (tmA71)

412 1070 The Fan suspends radio host Joe Staysniak for 'insensitive' racial comments



The right to racially sensitive comments is in the Declaration of Independence and shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (luzVb)

413
Ya know, my infant is black, Jewish, and disabled.

Maybe I should look into obtaining a restraining order against Planned Parenthood in case they send a gang of crazed eugenicists with organ buckets full of ice to my home.

It would be a fun stunt, at least.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (lJuMe)

414 "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is the best Star Trek movie.

Think about it. Think about it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (E+OcO)

415 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV

Yes that's the rock monster I'm talking about. You're description much better.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (mEjqT)

416 If you're really rich, they make custom 4x4 RV's. All though the one's I've seen online don't have the amenities of a road going one.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (xfb67)

417 402
Rasmussen Reports


Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump
is now over 40%.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

========

I feel a tingle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (LvTSG)

418 Wasn't Joan Collins in a movie about giant ants
attacking people? Maybe it wasn't ants, but it was one of those really
bad 70's movies about killer insects.


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (xPl2J)


Empire of Ants - 1977

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (UnQ9z)

419
If things continue to burn through the summer, I guarantee you a lot of supposed Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Now pull the other one.

Posted by: MarkY at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (i022r)

420 Waiting for #OffYourselfWhitey to start trending.

#GetGangbangedForBLM

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (s2crL)

421 396 YouGov poll.


16% support cutting police funding.

65% oppose
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

And the other 19% don't know how to read so can't respond to the question?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

422 YouGov poll.





16% support cutting police funding.



65% oppose

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

Whenever I see a poll like this I wonder who are the numskulls that can't make up they're mind.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (xPl2J)

423 Drew Brees groveling again.

Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag


Apparently, the idea of telling Twatter to pound sand never occurred to him. Shouldn't he have FU money by now?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (HaL55)

He wants to be loved and invited the right cocktail parties

And please everyone stop posting polls, they mean as much as any major league baseball roster--zippo nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (85Gof)

424 We might joke about the riots boosting the Stock Market, but I think we can see why that just happened.

The riots have killed the Wuhan Flu scare faster than anyone thought possible. Just a week ago, journalistas were mocking Trump because he predicted that by memorial day, this would be behind us.

Well, the virus is indeed behind us. Bits and pieces are still around, but as a Big Scary Thing, it's over. And the Scare is over, that's what the riots signify. Nobody is gonna stay indoors or worry much about "social distancing" anymore, it's over. Of course there's still a few governors (Like Inslee) who still want to beat their own state economies into completely submission, but that's a separate, political issue.

the Wu-Flu is over, in all practical respects. That's what the market is celebrating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

425 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance."


I had the advantage of stealing from 'Run Silent, Run Deep.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020


*
*

A little of that, and another film, one with Robert Mitchum as a destroyer captain and Curt Jurgens as a U-Boat commander, called The Enemy Below. Good flick, very different from ST's episode, but you're left with this haunting impression that they are two very similar stories.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (rpbg1)

426 Whenever I watch a bad movie and there is a Christmas tree or other decoration shown, I immediately shout "It's a Christmas movie!"

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (ZfRYq)

427 If there was any justice, Kirk's "Gorn cannon" would've blown up in his hands, leaving him screaming in helpless agony as his opponent slowly harvested his liver.
"May I remind you, Doctor, that the barrel of a projectile-firing weapon must be strong enough to contain the explosion within it that propels the projectile."

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (yvnmY)

428 Joan Collins was pretty, but I never found her hot. Two different things.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

429 Blanks are cool. Most don't know this. But the eraser on a pencil is about 5.56mm. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (jsWA8)

430 Empire of Ants - 1977


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (UnQ9z)

Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (xPl2J)

431 I saw Silicon Based Lasagna Monster open up for Porcupine Tree at Red Rocks last summer. It was like, far out, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (HaL55)

432 I just want my balls back.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (EgshT)

433 My office is talking about making the transition back into the office now, and we are following the state guidelines, meanwhile there are people rioting in Richmond and nobody says boo.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (ZfRYq)

434 Harlan wanted it to be a druggie who screws up the timeline. Roddenberry said no. Harlan huffed and stormed off. The rest is history.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (l0sXm)


You won't find a more insufferable dick than Harlan Ellison.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (lVJPV)

435 Dad, is that you?
Fascinating.

Posted by: Spock at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (Rbu5d)

436 Lost in Space had and episode where the monsters were giant alien vegetables .

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (luzVb)

437 Never demilled chinese type 74 flamethrower and fuel tanks brand new in box at recon ord, $2,995.00

Posted by: hot time in old town tonight banned at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (98KjJ)

438
A little of that, and another film, one with Robert Mitchum as a destroyer captain and Curt Jurgens as a U-Boat commander, called The Enemy Below.



THAT was the one I was thinking of.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (oVJmc)

439 415 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV

Yes that's the rock monster I'm talking about. You're description much better.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (mEjqT)

Don't forget the flying calzones in "Operation -- Annihilate"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (Dc2NZ)

440 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (ynUFw)
---------
"Hey which one of these is the riot ferry?"

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (/ZYFC)

441 "Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"


Yeah, but best smart-ass robot ever.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

442 410 Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (ie76E)


EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: The Daleks at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (PiwSw)

443 410 Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (ie76E)

Best part? If you watched Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea a couple weeks later?

Same monster costumes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

444 I'm done with the used wood. Trashed an almost new band saw blade a couple of weeks back on a used piece of wood that I thought had no nails in it. Live and learn. Used wood is now saved for winter and the wood stove.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (kUmUV)

Carbide-toothed blade in table saw FTW. They eat nails for breakfast. Nice shiny cut, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (DZLAe)

445 > "You'll poke your eyes out!"

I'd be willing to risk it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (4rS50)

446 Rasmussen Reports





Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job

@realDonaldTrump

is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)



Make no mistake about it, part of the Floyd riots was the left is in a panic of black support for Trump. This was an attempt by the left to paint him as super racist and drive away that support

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (UnQ9z)

447 Whenever I see a poll like this I wonder who are the numskulls that can't make up they're mind.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (xPl2J)
++++++++++++
There are a lot of people who don't like cops in general (I am often one of them, depends on where I am) because they see them as mostly useless paper-pushers who hand out tickets to peaceable citizens while investigating dick-all of actual crime and standing by while people loot, pillage, fight and steal.

Those people might think, "I don't like 'em, but I don't want them defunded, I want them reformed. I don't like this question, and I am not going to answer it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (hYcqw)

448 Paul Krugman said Friday, without evidence, that is was possible the much better than expected jobs numbers might be cooked.

After an enormous backlash from fellow economists and market-watchers, Krugman partially back off the unsubstantiated claims and said he starting to believe that the modest job gains may well have been real.

How do cunts like this still have paying jobs?


How do cunts like this still

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (85Gof)

449 Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

Dear God if that's true. Lmfao. It's over. Shut the lights off and put out the dog out.
Its.
Fucking.
Over.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (uVRjH)

450 Wasn't Joan Collins in a movie about giant ants attacking people? Maybe it wasn't ants, but it was one of those really bad 70's movies about killer insects.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (xPl2J)

Food of the Gods
, IIRC.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)

451 I worry about Trump's safety after his second term.
So I think it would really be best if we kept him as POTUS for life.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (WwTwF)

452 Roddenberry stole everything but Clark Gable's underwear.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lVJPV)
----------

There are only so many plots available. The only difference is in how the story is told.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020


*
*

Probably he did some thievery from Forbidden Planet too. The difference is Roddenberry was the first to bring such a series with such a background to TV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (rpbg1)

453 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM


What? Are they showing their support for both of the black lives on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (ejd/p)

454 >>Yeah, but best smart-ass robot ever. Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

"Biddy-biddy-biddy, grab her ass, Buck."

Posted by: Smartass robot in Buck Rogers at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (yvnmY)

455 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.


Interesting note? That monster suit was made for an Outer Limits episode, 'The Probe.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (oVJmc)

456 I like the Star Trek episode with the 20's gangsters, especially when Spock tells the mob boss to go home and get his fuckin' shine box!

The one where they have to re-enact the Gunfight at The OK Corral is tops too, especially when Spock says "I'm your Huckleberry"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (qAR6u)

457 I thought we weren't using the c-word.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)

458 >>Maybe I should look into obtaining a restraining order against Planned Parenthood in case they send a gang of crazed eugenicists with organ buckets full of ice to my home.

It would be a fun stunt, at least.
- - -

Heh.
Wait til he grows up and asks you why you're against abortion

That was a fun one for me (my son's congenital heart defects put him in a 'you should abort for his sake' position per abortionist ghouls).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

459 457 I thought we weren't using the c-word.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)

==========

Carousel!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

460 Biden reminds me of the "Fire in the Sky" aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7asbtx

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)

461 If things continue to burn through the summer, I guarantee you a lot of supposed Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Now pull the other one.
Posted by: MarkY at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (i022r)

Now he has a good point, but I remind you of the answer the Spartan's gave to King Philip when he threatened to invade them. The King said "If I invade your land, I will burn all your cities and destroy all of your crops and ravage all of your lands."

The Spartans replied, "If."

King Philip did not invade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)

462 It would be a fun stunt, at least.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (lJuMe)

How's the little one doing?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (Zmnko)

463 Jon Erik Hexum.

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Didn't he accidentally kill himself playing around with a blank cartridge?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

464 So I think it would really be best if we kept him as POTUS for life.

Too Jewish Russian.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (Boy/L)

465 The Omega Glory - Freedom?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (xceTB)

466 If nothing else, the Current Unpleasantness is a great opportunity for wypipo to at leart *pretend* to like Blacks, amirite?

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (BKV7y)

467 Paul Krugman said Friday, without evidence, that is was possible the much better than expected jobs numbers might be cooked.

After an enormous backlash from fellow economists and market-watchers, Krugman partially back off the unsubstantiated claims and said he starting to believe that the modest job gains may well have been real.

How do cunts like this still have paying jobs?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (85Gof)
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Because they're on the "right side of history" of course.

But if book-cooking is the worry, wait for the ADP print and see if it tracks. Even if BLS is subverted, ADP won't be - they make their money on payroll services and it is not in their best interests to fudge the numbers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (hYcqw)

468 395 You know who's a big RV'er? Clarence Thomas. He and Ginnie love travelling the country in their RV. Trump and Melania should get one and go with them.
===
There was a story in RV magazines awhile back that a couple was in a WalMart lot when a motorhome pulled in along with several black Suburbans and folks wearing ear pieces. It was Judge Thomas and spouse and their security. Guy said he slept the best he ever had in WalMart.

Posted by: dingbat at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (N0gU3)

469
Based on our watching patterns and DVR pausing, I have been catching the last fifteen or ten minutes of TOS episodes most nights while waiting for Gomer Pyle to come on.

The last segments are surprisingly good. Some real standouts have been A Taste of Armageddon, Mudd's Women, and Conscience of the King.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (I54dk)

470 And even though the Covid Crisis has been ignored out of existence, the cock-breath Guv of NJ is keeping his knee on the neck of the citizens until...July.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (bWBdM)

471 Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job

@realDonaldTrump

is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

I'm not sure how much I trust Rasmussen (nothing against them, I just don't trust any polls,) but if this is true November will be a landslide.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (tmA71)

472 Speaking of Shai La Boof - I watched "Fury" last night, which I thought was pretty decent. I just have one tiny bit of a problem with *spoiler alert* an SS stormtrooper kinda just ignoring the last living tank crew member that had killed a decent chunk of his comrades. Riiiight.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (/ZYFC)

473 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV)

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The Horta Hears a Who

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (8XRCm)

474 Yes that's the rock monster I'm talking about. You're description much better.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (mEjqT)


And don't forget that pile of rocks who brought down Kirk, Spock, another Vulcan dude and Abraham Lincoln and paired them off against 4 bad guys for an epic battle of good vs. evil.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (lVJPV)

475 "Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"


Yeah, but best smart-ass robot ever.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020


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Robby the Robot, when asked about water: "I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust."

Hard to beat that as a smart crack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (rpbg1)

476 16% support cutting police funding.

Cutting police funding is such a stupid idea that Matt Yglesias at Vox has come out saying it's dumb.

Which may mean it's secretly a good idea.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (ZGrMX)

477 I don't like any Star Trek episodes. They're all shit. Except the Batleth fight scene.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (xfb67)

478 I thought we weren't using the c-word.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)

No one is forcing you to. When they left acts like the do, it is entirely appropriate. If I could think of a more vile word, I'd use it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (85Gof)

479
Empire of Ants - 1977


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (UnQ9z)


https://tinyurl.com/yab4py58


Sexy times!!

Posted by: Borat at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (AHq56)

480 Make no mistake about it, part of the Floyd riots was the left is in a panic of black support for Trump. This was an attempt by the left to paint him as super racist and drive away that support


Trump isn't in this story AT ALL. All they can do is try to whip of black fear and then point at Trump, but he had nothing to do with Minneapolis or anything else in this story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (oVJmc)

481 Someone just called Shaun King (Talcum X) "Martin Luther Cream" on Twitter.

Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (xx4Eq)

482 I'm here.
So, OT, but my house is on deposit. I am now in home inspection purgatory waiting to find out how much the buyers are going to try and squeeze me for.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (QzF6i)

483 471 Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job

@realDonaldTrump

is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

I'm not sure how much I trust Rasmussen (nothing against them, I just don't trust any polls,) but if this is true November will be a landslide.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (tmA71)

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Democrats seem to be acting like they believe this

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

484 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

The legal basis for that is likely bullshit but who is going to tell her otherwise?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ZfRYq)

Bowser is a good name for a bitch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (DZLAe)

485 Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (/ZYFC)

Thought the same thing but it's a movie so w/e

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (uVRjH)

486 Biden reminds me of the "Fire in the Sky" aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7asbtx
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)

Been thinking that for months.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (Boy/L)

487 I have a feeling Joan Collins did nasty stuff. IYKWIM

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (9TdxA)

488 170

A post on the notorious website states, "Get #goBaldForBLM trending on Twitter and Instagram. The idea is to get women, particularly white women, to shave their heads for BLM. Guilt them into getting rid of their straight "white" hair to show "solidarity" with black women."

xxxxxx has successfully trolled leftists into believing all manner of absurd things in the past, including them introducing the idea that the 'OK' hand sign was code for white supremacist.

The #GoBaldForBLM Twitter hashtag was subsequently spammed by K-pop fans in an effort to hijack it, but for some women the damage was already done and that hair is going to take a while to grow back.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM

Well, shit...

Posted by: Bald Karen at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)

489 What? Are they showing their support for both of the black lives on Martha's Vineyard?
______________

Barky and Michelle have a mansion there. And they are their gods.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (k4dH2)

490 > Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?

Clint Howard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (4rS50)

491 Trump isn't in this story AT ALL. All they can do is try to whip of black fear and then point at Trump, but he had nothing to do with Minneapolis or anything else in this story.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (oVJmc)
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I do wonder if he his going to go hard in campaign ads about this. "Your local leadership allowed this to happen. You've had one-party rule for generations. Whaddya think? Time for a change? What do you have to lose?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (hYcqw)

492 "Well, the virus is indeed behind us. Bits and
pieces are still around, but as a Big Scary Thing, it's over. And the
Scare is over, that's what the riots signify. Nobody is gonna stay
indoors or worry much about "social distancing" anymore, it's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo"


I wish somebody would tell my YMCA. They have the place locked down like a high security prison hospital. I might have to send them a derisive, mocking email.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (MxEKc)

493 39 All joking aside, FFS I hope somewhere someone in the administration is quietly planning to do the fiercest hot wash in history on the CDC and some other outfits.

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Last time I looked:
Taiwan
population 23 million
cases 443
deaths 7

Skip the middle steps and outsource Federal public health to Taipei.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (d6mdH)

494 "The Enemy Within" where the transporter malfunction splits Kirk into good and evil twins

Surprised that the network censors let the scene where Evil Kirk attempts to rape Janice Rand go through

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (qAR6u)

495 OK, folks, I think I'm going to run some errands.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (2JVJo)

496 TGIF. Time for some tranya.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (QgtlX)

497 Rasmussen also has Trump back up to 48%. Was 44 a few days ago. I know people don;t trust polls, but Rasmussen is a rolling 3 day average and it is likely voters.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (QzF6i)

498
Food of the Gods, IIRC.

Ida Lupino's last film?

Posted by: night ofthe lupus banned at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (98KjJ)

499 I'm here.
So, OT, but my house is on deposit. I am now in home inspection purgatory waiting to find out how much the buyers are going to try and squeeze me for.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (QzF6i)
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Good luck.

When I sold Mom's house, I had buyers try to squeeze me. I told my agent that wasn't going to happen, because I'd just had a new AC unit put on the house.

He got me a good offer and I cleared what I expected.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (WEBkv)

500 thathalfrican, I never get what I want, so you can tell me the Mpls city council isn't *really* going to disband the police force, right?

That would just be too good to be true.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (El6T/)

501 463 Jon Erik Hexum.
-

Didn't he accidentally kill himself playing around with a blank cartridge?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)


You are correct, sir.

Sadly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (lVJPV)

502 I feel really good today. The riots are ending. The protests will continue, but they will be overshadowed by improving job numbers. The lockdown was bullshit all along, and all these Democrat governors who insisted on shutting down business have no moral ground to stand on.

Posted by: Mike at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (WWn8/)

503 A post on the notorious website states, "Get #goBaldForBLM trending on Twitter and Instagram. The idea is to get women, particularly white women, to shave their heads for BLM. Guilt them into getting rid of their straight "white" hair to show "solidarity" with black women."

xxxxxx has successfully trolled leftists into believing all manner of absurd things in the past, including them introducing the idea that the 'OK' hand sign was code for white supremacist.

The #GoBaldForBLM Twitter hashtag was subsequently spammed by K-pop fans in an effort to hijack it, but for some women the damage was already done and that hair is going to take a while to grow back.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020


*
*

Stupid Human Tricks.

(As in, tricks played on stupid humans)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (rpbg1)

504 I'm not sure how much I trust Rasmussen (nothing against them, I just don't trust any polls,) but if this is true November will be a landslide.

It appears that Biden's "you ain't black" moment was a kind of a bad thing for him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (Boy/L)

505 Some tranny? It's your business bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (uVRjH)

506 I'm here.
So, OT, but my house is on deposit. I am now in home inspection purgatory waiting to find out how much the buyers are going to try and squeeze me for.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Best of luck with alla dat........

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (arJlL)

507 Oh yeah Forbidden Planet is the well spring for Star Trek

Fearless captain of a space cruiser on a multi-year mission visiting strange new worlds.

My pet hobby horse, the 1701 of NCC-1701 comes from a time hack from Forbidden Planet when they drop out of hyper to find the Belaraphon's crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (l0sXm)

508 > Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters

"Crush! Kill! Destroy!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (4rS50)

509 Blanks are cool. Most don't know this. But the eraser on a pencil is about 5.56mm. Some assembly required.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (jsWA

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Marlboro filter for you AK guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (lJuMe)

510 I'd like to know who the genius is that told the DNC that the way to increase black support was to threaten to defund police in the most crime ridden parts of the country.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (kA3Cp)

511 Well, shit...
Posted by: Bald Karen at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)
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Thank you for self-identifying, though.

Much appreciated.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (WEBkv)

512 That's a pretty snazzy bolt-action rifle!

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (95j/9)

513 I feel sorry for the 2 cops up in Buffalo who got suspended for pushing that older guy

a) the older guy is a professional left wing rabble rouser
b) He was not complying with instructions. He put himself in that dangeorus position

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

514 497 sharon

It was 42 just last weekend!

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (Cssks)

515
I do wonder if he his going to go hard in campaign ads about this. "Your local leadership allowed this to happen. You've had one-party rule for generations. Whaddya think? Time for a change? What do you have to lose?"



I've been sure he will. He courted black voters over Democrat failures in 2016, now he has grounds for that same appeal (pardon the expression) in spades.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

516 I worry about Trump's safety after his second term.
So I think it would really be best if we kept him as POTUS for life.



Considering that his first term was only about 10% effective thanks to the #Resistance and PROGDA, I think a third term is called for. At least.

We who voted for him got royally screwed by SCOAMF's leftovers in DC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (HaL55)

517 Funny line breaks on this device, you too?

Posted by: break banned at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (98KjJ)

518
Surprised that the network censors let the scene where Evil Kirk attempts to rape Janice Rand go through
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (qAR6u)


Kirk's face wasn't going to scratch itself.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (I54dk)

519 Ida Lupino's last film?

In our house, she was known as I Love a Peanut.....

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (arJlL)

520 thathalfrican, I never get what I want, so you can tell me the Mpls city council isn't *really* going to disband the police force, right?

That would just be too good to be true.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (El6T/)
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Ellison's kid is on that council, the one that pledged allegiance to antifa the other day, so...

Can't wait to here Target weigh in lol, and the Twins.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (/ZYFC)

521 Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (El6T/)

I dunno man. Two of them seem really and I mean REALLY serious about it. Minneapolis will look like shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (uVRjH)

522 There are BLM riots every summer before an election. It's all fake outrage.

The proof is that there are black people killed by police but the timing is off and nothing happens.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (xfb67)

523 Probably he did some thievery from Forbidden Planet too. The difference is Roddenberry was the first to bring such a series with such a background to TV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (rpbg1)

I remember reading about how they designed the Enterprise, they started off with the Saucer from "Forbidden Planet" but said nah, we don't want to do a Flying Saucer, it's been done, lets stick a fuselage on it. So they had a model of the saucer, and i think they attached a cardboard tube to the bottom, and thought "well now it just looks weird". And so somebody in the room had the bright idea, "lets stick two more pods on and call them engines!!!" and the Enterprise was born.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

524 508 > Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters

"Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (4rS50)


The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

525
Worst Alien on Star Trek....


Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

526 515
I do wonder if he his going to go hard in campaign ads about this. "Your local leadership allowed this to happen. You've had one-party rule for generations. Whaddya think? Time for a change? What do you have to lose?"


I've been sure he will. He courted black voters over Democrat failures in 2016, now he has grounds for that same appeal (pardon the expression) in spades.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

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"I let your local Democrats fix your problems, and you got riots instead. Why do you keep voting for these people?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

527 So in some Democrat shithole, they are wondering what they have to do to get OrangeMan - like an old Batrman TV episode. Swalwell is back to babbling about nukes I'm sure.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (xceTB)

528 486 Biden reminds me of the "Fire in the Sky" aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7asbtx

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)


Was there smoke on the water in that movie?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (lVJPV)

529 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

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Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

530 The "Naked Time" episode where Sulu runs around the ship shirtless with a sword looking like he showered with Vaseline. Yeh, kind of prophetic there.

Why did they have to pick the only Irishman who can't carry a tune to hijack the ship's PA system?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (qAR6u)

531 You gotta figure the box of canoli was covered in blood and brain matter. Clemenza would have to go back to the bakery and buy more.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (COzlW)

532 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

It's bad optics either way. And another own goal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (uVRjH)

533 #4

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (qOP7a)

534 Leave the cannoli, take the Joan Collins cheesecake.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

535 525
Worst Alien on Star Trek....


Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


The giant molten turd with claws.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

536 Martha's Vineyard is not hostile to blacks. IIRC, many freed slaves settled there, and Oaks Bluff has been a black community (including mega-rich blacks) for many years/generations. It was surprising that the Obama's chose not to buy a mansion in Oaks Bluff.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

537 Tom Servo

Worse than that. Jeffrey's design had the saucer and pods below the main fuselage. But it got shown upside down to Roddenberry and he approved that version.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (l0sXm)

538 There is a commercial currently playing here, Wigs Wigs Wigs is now back open. Come on in and pick from our stylish options, and being here in ABQ not a single black person in the ad. Who buys these hair rats? Do they come in blue and green and pink? Do I need one?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (ie76E)

539 refuse fascism plans a big protest in Lafayette park tomorrow to drive trump out...now. This is why Mayor wants guard gone.

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

540 "Hey look at me, I'm a scientist. See, I'm walking around in a white lab coat and carrying a clipboard, upon which there is written Important Data.


Many years ago when dinosaurs still roamed the earth and I was a younger, I was chatting with the head of the very new Computer Science department at the local college. I asked him why he wore the white lab coat? Was the computer room (and back then it took up a whole room) a sterile area?
No says he. We wear white lab coats because it makes the Administration think we are really smart and doing incredible research here. It keeps our budget up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (axyOa)

541 Forbidden Planet is the well spring for Star Trek

Fearless captain of a space cruiser on a multi-year mission visiting strange new worlds.

My pet hobby horse, the 1701 of NCC-1701 comes from a time hack from Forbidden Planet when they drop out of hyper to find the Belaraphon's crew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020


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And FP in 1956 was the first movie of its kind -- not a story about a first Earth space flight, not about aliens coming here, not about aliens scooping up humans for a flight to their planet (cf. This Island Earth) -- but a story about *routine* Earth faster-than-light travel.

Never noticed the 1701 bit, Anna; I'll check for it next time I watch the film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (rpbg1)

542 There's a blond girl on the left in the protester pic culturally appropriating cornrows!!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (9hauA)

543 Alien has the best alien.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (wgmJy)

544 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?

Clint Howard.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (4rS50)

Heh. He was the best.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (mEjqT)

545 Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

I'm not. Dude can't be seen with them. Too icky for him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (uVRjH)

546 Tribbles, that was Cyrano Jones

Different con-man than Mudd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (l0sXm)

547 Forbidden Planet: Anne Francis in that outfit.

Yum.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (ufFY8)

548
Worst Alien on Star Trek....


Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.




I set up a Win98 computer last week for my son to play some old software.

First thing I did with it was put the old After Dark Star Trek screensaver on it. Those things are one of the selectable modules.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

549 > 481 Someone just called Shaun King (Talcum X) "Martin Luther Cream" on Twitter.

Honky T. Washington
Frederick Dumbass
George Washington Cracker

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (4rS50)

550 There are reports of organizers whipping up a demonstration event for D.C., to happen tomorrow, that will dwarf anything seen before.

If it happens as expected, the trash left behind will be a thing that should be well-documented and the footage of the mess used in attack ads.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (+fPHo)

551 I feel really good today. The riots are ending. The protests will continue, but they will be overshadowed by improving job numbers. The lockdown was bullshit all along, and all these Democrat governors who insisted on shutting down business have no moral ground to stand on.
Posted by: Mike at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (WWn8/)


Me too. Even though I know all these things will pass, I can still get sucked in to the dark pit for a few days

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

552

Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


Cyrano Jones sold the tribbles.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (I54dk)

553 546 Tribbles, that was Cyrano Jones

Different con-man than Mudd.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (l0sXm)

Cyrano Jones is too cool a name for a chubby putz IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (s2VJv)

554 thathalfrican and jhawk I just can't believe that in the end they'll do something so insane, or that they'll get enough others to join them in jumping off the cliff.

LA will be fun to watch. The idiot mayor has already committed to reprogramming $150M away from the police. Oh - and other insane things like no longer feeding the gang database, which is very important. So, "fun" in the darkest sense. And given the political brain death of most in CA, there won't even be a backlash to the results, though there will be some grousing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

555 Mudd had the hot robot chicks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (wgmJy)

556 516 I worry about Trump's safety after his second term....
===
I wish he and Pence would not go out in public together. Can you say Pres Pelosi?

Posted by: dingbat at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (N0gU3)

557 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

-----

Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020


*
*

Character actor Stanley Adams played Cyrano Jones, the tribble pusher.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (rpbg1)

558 555 Mudd had the hot robot chicks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (wgmJy)

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And Stella.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

559 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.

Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)

560 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

561 529 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

No, Harry Mudd was the space pimp who had drugs that would turn a 2 into a 10.

There was an outtake where one of the girls raised her arms and her boob slipped out.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (qAR6u)

562 Stella - Karen Ultima Doom

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (l0sXm)

563 If Drew Brees does not have fuck you money at this point he is an idiot. He should say what he wants and retire.

He has a ring he is still healthy. If he stays in the league he will not get another ring and will not remain healthy.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (eMtQa)

564
I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at Alamogordo in '45.

Really!

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

565 Cyrano Jones sold the tribbles.

-----

I stand corrected.... and humbled.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

566 Worst Alien on Star Trek....

Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


Worst ST:TOS alien:

The mugatu > gorn > flying pancakes of death.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (lVJPV)

567 Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a movie critic!

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (EgshT)

568 Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

We are a stupid city and state so nothing is off limits. We elected a governor who sounds like he's constantly in the need to take a massive shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (uVRjH)

569 Was there smoke on the water in that movie?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional



Well damn.
I guess as ear worms go, it could be worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (axyOa)

570 > Heh. He was the best.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Who wouldn't be terrified of Opie's kid brother?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (4rS50)

571 560 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

=========

Leaving us hanging like this?

Come on, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

572 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

It's bad optics either way. And another own goal.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (uVRjH)

Bad optics for the cops? yes I agree. But assholes like that guy put them in a no win situation. He was not there to make any political statement. He was there to cause trouble and he succeded.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (85Gof)

573 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

Details man!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (uVRjH)

574 I think Forbidden Planet is free on Prime (or maybe Netflix)
saw it a few months ago
weird to see Leslie Nieldon in a serious role

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (WwTwF)

575 A thinking person would classify that kid with the long gun in broad fucking daylight as a photo op. The MFM just hafta print that.
Perp be down 2 full seconds before the boom gets there.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (Jj+59)

576 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

Stanley Adams, who was in everything in the 60's. One of his best roles was as the Mexican grocery store owner with Sidney Poitier in "Lillies of the Field." Saw that again recently, a very uplifting movie to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)

577 ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

578 574 I think Forbidden Planet is free on Prime (or maybe Netflix)
saw it a few months ago
weird to see Leslie Nieldon in a serious role
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (WwTwF)

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It's free...on my movie shelves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

579 Ernie is clearly the bad muppet.

Posted by: Bert at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (iMfep)

580 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

How can ya NOT like popcorn ?

Are you a communist ?

A Marxist Leninist ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (arJlL)

581
I liked the Gorn. As bad guys.


*shrug*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

582 Throw down at the WokeOlympics?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (lLkVp)

583 Which episode did they turn Spock into a Chinese bad guy?

Where he and Kirk fought.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (wgmJy)

584 571 560 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

=========

Leaving us hanging like this?

Come on, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm grinning evilly right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

585 Every problem has a solution. pic.twitter.com/Ned9DM5GAv

I've watched that clip like 20 times already.

brb, watching the clip again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (Z4rgH)

586 LA will be fun to watch. The idiot mayor has already committed to reprogramming $150M away from the police. Oh - and other insane things like no longer feeding the gang database, which is very important. So, "fun" in the darkest sense. And given the political brain death of most in CA, there won't even be a backlash to the results, though there will be some grousing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

So I guess they won't need half of LAPD to provide security for The Oscars and every other awards show, right?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (qAR6u)

587 Who wouldn't be terrified of Opie's kid brother?


Saw him yesterday in an Andy Griffith episode.


If I was making a movie today, I'd cast Clint Howard as 'Leon' and have him in the same cowboy suit and eating a jelly sandwich, just like in that episode.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (oVJmc)

588
Everything is Star Wars with you people.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (XIoKz)

589 Did they have any other recourse of dealing with this dickhead? Or do you think they just said fuck it and then lied about it

I'm taking you at your word for what took place but jeeeeezus what a terrible look for them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (uVRjH)

590 559 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.

Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)


You know who was also listen in the phone book in Los Angeles?

Stan Laurel.

He had no problems with rando fans calling him up to have a chat.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (lVJPV)

591 584 Leaving us hanging like this?

Come on, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm grinning evilly right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

=========

May the woke eat each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

592 Oh I think Swallwell right now is concentrating on calling Ric Grennell an anti-semite (not kidding). Ya know, the guy who was a warrior for Israel and fighting anti-semitism as ambassador to GERMANY. That's all.

The absurdity of these people can distract from how vile and pernicious they are.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (El6T/)

593 Alien has the best alien.


This is true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (HaL55)

594 LA has had a bad police force for a century, in part because it's always been underfunded. It's led to corruption and abusive treatment of minorities, and once a generation horrific riots

So go ahead, redirect the budget

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (9TdxA)

595 *tosses out a lurpa*

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (l0sXm)

596 580 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

How can ya NOT like popcorn ?

Are you a communist ?

A Marxist Leninist ?
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (arJlL)

The hulls always get stuck at the back of my tongue or on the soft palate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (NWiLs)

597 593 Alien has the best alien.


This is true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (HaL55)

============

Star Trek III: Christopher Lloyd as Krug.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

598
May the woke eat each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)


Good Nolte article at Breitbart about that very thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (wgmJy)

599 313 What sniper rifle?

He heh.

Thanks for the pic, ettes are happy.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (QR/xh)

What she said.

Posted by: Sal at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (bo8pf)

600 > ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead.

They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (4rS50)

601
570 > Heh. He was the best.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Who wouldn't be terrified of Opie's kid brother?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (4rS50)


You talkin' ST-TOS? I was like, "Hey, there's Gentle Ben's best buddy!"

Clint shows up on Steven Crowder's podcasts as a guest from time to time and is great fun.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

602 May the woke eat each other.

"Oh! Kinky!" - Wokettes

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (l0sXm)

603 thathalfrican and jhawk I just can't believe that in the end they'll do something so insane, or that they'll get enough others to join them in jumping off the cliff.
-------
Problem for them is it's been one-party rule forEVER down there so it's either follow them off the cliff or finally get some other voices in there, but who would step in and run against? Co-worker lives near Uptown and noticed the apartment complex down the street had a sudden problem with big screen TV boxes overflowing the dumpster, but he just shrugs.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (/ZYFC)

604 There are reports of organizers whipping up a demonstration event for D.C., to happen tomorrow, that will dwarf anything seen before.

If it happens as expected, the trash left behind will be a thing that should be well-documented and the footage of the mess used in attack ads.

Posted by: Les Kinetic



***

I was in DC when they passed the Health Care bill. I took pictures of the Mall just after the conservative rally (Got to hear Brietbart speak). The next weekend was some lefty rally. Took pictures of the park then. The difference is night and day. Liberals are pigs.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (axyOa)

605 Insom - that's great. My dumbass job hasn't made mention of current events but are enforcing masks. I'm wearing mine around my wrist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (uVRjH)

606 592 Oh I think Swallwell right now is concentrating on calling Ric Grennell an anti-semite (not kidding). Ya know, the guy who was a warrior for Israel and fighting anti-semitism as ambassador to GERMANY. That's all.

The absurdity of these people can distract from how vile and pernicious they are.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (El6T/)


Swalwell gets rewarded for his lies.

Until that changes, he will keep doing it.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (ZfRYq)

607 600 > ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead.

They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (4rS50)

==========

Rich white kids telling black people what to say and do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

608 Rasmussen Reports


Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump
is now over 40%.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)



explains the riots and race mongering, no ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (zr5Kq)

609 Alien has the best alien.



Lifeforce.

Matilda May.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

610 Looks like Monroe's protest actually was peaceful. About 200 people, some local Karens, some not.

Lots of black, some with red stocking caps.

No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

611 Have a great weekend, Insom !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (arJlL)

612 Holy crap. Steve Bannon just landed a haymaker on the Chinese. Oddly enough, while the Dems set fires and masturbate to them, the world keeps spinning.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (Wm5SB)

613 .308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

Huh. Shows you how much I know. Since it looked like a long-range sniper rifle, I thought it might be a .50.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (qpAo7)


The magazine isn't big enough. Could be .308 or lapua round. Hard to tell exactly. But not .50 cal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (wgmJy)


Since it looks like a precision bolt action based on the AR-10, probably .308 (i.e, 7.62mm NATO).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (YQ4mh)

614 609 Alien has the best alien.



Lifeforce.

Matilda May.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

She's good.

My Stepmother is an Alien has Kim Basinger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

615 Rita Moreno?

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (clsJu)

616 594 LA has had a bad police force for a century,

Kept Me in business!!

Posted by: James Ellroy at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (98KjJ)

617 > Alien has the best alien.

Lifeforce.

Matilda May.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)


*sucks air through teeth*

I'll allow it.

Wait... will need to review.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)

618 LA will be fun to watch. The idiot mayor has already committed to reprogramming $150M away from the police. Oh - and other insane things like no longer feeding the gang database, which is very important. So, "fun" in the darkest sense. And given the political brain death of most in CA, there won't even be a backlash to the results, though there will be some grousing.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

619 Moreno from Sesame Street?

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (clsJu)

620 Character actor Stanley Adams played Cyrano Jones, the tribble pusher.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (rpbg1)
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I liked it when Jones cheerfully mixed himself a cocktail with a barroom brawl going on all around him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (1jlUc)

621 614 She's good.

My Stepmother is an Alien has Kim Basinger
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

==========

That slip got really close to her body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

622
Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm grinning evilly right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)


Now's the time for you to yell, "Theater!" in a crowded fire!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

623 Kim Bassinger?

How about the Princess Stephanie clones?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (l0sXm)

624 thathalfrican, did you see Walz standing and applauding yesterday as the vile criminal Sharpton trashed MN judicial and law enforcement performance?

I get that there's some entertainment value in seeing how absurd things can get (like insomniac's internal email story), but I'm having trouble really enjoying the degradation now on display. We're stuck living with these people.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (El6T/)

625 ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside
their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or
shoot them dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

===================================
A lot of citizens in the Deep Blue cities feel the same way. I think JJ is too pessimistic with his view of the future. America will be more conservative in the coming years. There was a post at Instapundit yesterday that spelled out the consequences of the Wuhan Flu lockdown that will effect Big Academy in the coming months, including a wave of bankruptcies facing Tier 3 colleges.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (Pqytn)

626

TRICITIES WA:

Per police intel brief to area hospitals this AM:

Busload of rioters have been brought in yesterday. Bricks, rocks, metal pipes and fence posts have been found.

Planned riot points are 4th st (Lourdes Hospital); N Rd 68 north of the interstate in the 3 block shopping area Lowes --> Maverick (2 shootings yesterday south of the highway); Downtown Richland.

Go Time is 17:30 hours.

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (vzKmu)

627 a) the older guy is a professional left wing rabble rouser
b) He was not complying with instructions. He put himself in that dangeorus position
He made a grabbing motion towards his utility belt. WHERE COPS KEEP THEIR GUNS.
He should have gotten a baton upside his skull.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (bWBdM)

628 "Balance of Terror" was very much a re-write of "The Enemy Below"

Show the bridges of both sides during the battle? Check

Cynical captain who hates the war but is duty bound? Check

Cynical captain has a close friend who dies in the battle? Check

Overzealous fanatical junior officer who threatens to report his captain to the dictatorship? Check

Actually, The Hunt for Red October copied these elements too

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (qAR6u)

629 Natalie Wood in her undergarments during a giant pie fight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (l0sXm)

630 I blame Taylor Swift

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (3aI0K)

631 "Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email
demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm
grinning evilly right now.

Posted by: Insomniac"


Demand all senior management be fired. But only after they bend a knee begging forgiveness.

Then apply for their jobs

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (MxEKc)

632 Which episode did they turn Spock into a Chinese bad guy?

Where he and Kirk fought.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020


*
*

Just watched it last night: "This Side of Paradise," with Charles Bronson's wife Jill Ireland in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (rpbg1)

633 Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.


==

DOn't waste that GOTV
Make a stand
Vote for me !

-DJT
-

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (zr5Kq)

634 Everything is Star Wars with you people.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer



Wait until Pon Farr hits.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (axyOa)

635 Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (El6T/)

No I avoided that shit. But I put nothing past Governor I Gotta Take A Shit

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (uVRjH)

636 ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside
their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or
shoot them dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)


Lori Dykefoot warns she will not tolerate vigilantes. Who are the vigilantes? People in front of the businesses and homes with baseball bats and pipes ready to defend them. But the rioters are totes good with her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (UnQ9z)

637 They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases smelling its own farts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (4rS50)


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (lVJPV)

638 "ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead."

This fills me with glee! My dad and brother both just applied for their gun licenses. I would describe my family as "crunchy-con". Not leftist at all, but never owned a gun in their lives. People all over are waking up to the real evil of The Left.

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (eAZVt)

639 623 Kim Bassinger?

How about the Princess Stephanie clones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (l0sXm)

So many Princess Stephanies...yes, she was dark and lovely. All of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (l4C/z)

640 No, Harry Mudd was the space pimp who had drugs that would turn a 2 into a 10.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Beer Goggles at 2:00 a.m. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (DMUuz)

641

Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that "10 to 15 percent" of Americans are "just not very good people."

Deplorables, I guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

642 ============

Star Trek III: Christopher Lloyd as Krug.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020


*
*

Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (rpbg1)

643 Overzealous fanatical junior officer who threatens to report his captain to the dictatorship? Check

Actually, The Hunt for Red October copied these elements too
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (qAR6u)

well you know all of the elements of Submarine Warfare are found in the ancient Greek plays.

Posted by: Some Critic at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)

644 So, was it the plan all along to get rid of the guns first and the cops second ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (3aI0K)

645 No I avoided that shit. But I put nothing past Governor I Gotta Take A Shit
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (uVRjH)
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Quaint looking back on Governor "Mumbles" Dayton isn't it?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (/ZYFC)

646 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?
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Tribbles. Also, IMHO, the very best STO episode.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (MIKMs)

647 Looks like Monroe's protest actually was peaceful. About 200 people, some local Karens, some not.

Lots of black, some with red stocking caps.

No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo



When I lived in Sultan, we always thought those Monroe guys were wimps.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (axyOa)

648 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

So he running the Hilary Clinton lite playbook.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (uVRjH)

649 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

650

WHY YOU
NO CALL
SPOCK?

Posted by: The Horta at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (QSnbM)

651
Rich white kids telling black people what to say and do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)


I am eagerly awaiting for the black people to begin popping them in the chops, beating them to within an inch of their lives, and then telling them to "get the fuck out of here and stay out".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

652 642 Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (rpbg1)


==========

"Dude...chill, man."
-Chancellor Martok

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

653 611 Have a great weekend, Insom !
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (arJlL)

You too

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

654 649 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY


You have good taste in movies?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (wgmJy)

655 Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (/ZYFC)

Ah who could forget Governor Electroshock therapy

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (uVRjH)

656 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?

You had yer eyes closed ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (arJlL)

657 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.
Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)


He was born in Cleveland and moved to Painesville. He had some really good early stories then he became primarily adept at promoting being Harlan Ellison.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (y7DUB)

658 Commander Krug - what happens when a Klingon takes steroids.

They gave him a Bird of Prey for a reason as opposed to a D-7. Deniability and to limit the damage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (l0sXm)

659 Best Alien was in Species, Natasha Henstridge as a beautiful blonde model who wants to have hot sex with every man she meets, after which she turns into a horrible monster and bites his head off.

okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

660 Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)



There will be a top line cut to show the masses. It will get refunded below in the line item expenses - and would not surprise me - to see more added than cut.



Garcetti's an idiot. But he's no Gray Davis.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Ozpxd)

661 I liked it when Jones cheerfully mixed himself a cocktail with a barroom brawl going on all around him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (1jlUc)


And then it was taken from him by the bar owner when he had brought it up to about 1/4 inch away from his mouth. Great bit of comedy ballet.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (lVJPV)

662 659 Best Alien was in Species, Natasha Henstridge as a beautiful blonde model who wants to have hot sex with every man she meets, after which she turns into a horrible monster and bites his head off.

okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

============

"I sense something bad happened here."
-Forrest Whitaker, the psychic, walking into a room splattered with blood and gore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

663 652
642 Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not
think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he
would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.

He is a shitty economist too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

664 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

I sure as hell kept the volume low while watching on Skinemax.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (uVRjH)

665 A question. If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (eMtQa)

666 Unfortunately in Life Force you will see Patrick Stewart give the male American astronaut a full kiss on the lips.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (l0sXm)

667 649 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY

Go watch Lifeforce. Cheesy movie with nudity, time well spent

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (l4C/z)

668
Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that "10 to 15 percent" of Americans are "just not very good people."


No, we're not, you addle-brained judgmental pile of shit.

But, keep saying that ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (pNxlR)

669 Psychedelic Toad venom? Would the journalist be referencing bufotenine?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (cCxiu)

670 659 Best Alien was in Species, Natasha Henstridge as a beautiful blonde model who wants to have hot sex with every man she meets, after which she turns into a horrible monster and bites his head off.

okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)


Actually, he was 11.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (lVJPV)

671 TRICITIES WA:

Per police intel brief to area hospitals this AM:

Busload of rioters have been brought in yesterday. Bricks, rocks, metal pipes and fence posts have been found.

Planned riot points are 4th st (Lourdes Hospital); N Rd 68 north of the interstate in the 3 block shopping area Lowes --> Maverick (2 shootings yesterday south of the highway); Downtown Richland.

Go Time is 17:30 hours.
Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (vzKmu)

I assume most of the folks in the Tricities are well stocked with firearms. Antifa's plan seems...not smart.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

672 665 A question. If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (eMtQa)

============

Screw gun control laws. We have a lockdown to enforce!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

673
Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.



That movie was a complete watershed for Klingons. It's the first time a Klingon mentioned 'honor.'

Before that they were ruthless cutthroats. Then we got all the Worf/honor crap following that. Totally re-wrote the Klingons.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

674 Romney muttering under his breath, "10-15% okay, 47% not okay".

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (xceTB)

675 >>No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo

It's like being the outfielder on a Little League team. Stand there, sit down, , play with the glove, daydream, stand up when coach yells, stand there...

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (u4/yY)

676 1. Instigate the rioters.
2. Stand in solidarity with the rioters.
3. Literally bail out the rioters.
4. Blame Trump for the riots.


Sounds about right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (6FeV1)

677 What. Does. A. Yellow. Light. Mean?

Posted by: Krug Ignatowski at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

678 -
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Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that "10 to 15 percent" of Americans are "just not very good people."



Deplorables, I guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM
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-

-------

As long as he did not ID who he is talking about, almost everyone would agree with him.


Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (pMGkg)

679 657 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.
Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)

He was born in Cleveland and moved to Painesville. He had some really good early stories then he became primarily adept at promoting being Harlan Ellison.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (y7DUB)

Ellison could flat out write, especially in his early career.

But he was also a hardcore Lefty, he'd be out marching and rioting today.

He was also an egomanical asshole.

But he had good qualities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (l4C/z)

680 Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not
think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he
would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.

He is a shitty economist too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020


*
*

That was why he joined the Klingon space navy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (rpbg1)

681 "What. Does. A. Yellow. Light. Mean?"

It means punch it!

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (eAZVt)

682 They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases smelling its own farts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM

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Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM


I find your analogy inspiring.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (DMUuz)

683 >>Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.


Heh.
Hey, you know when there's a budget shortfall and city leaders threaten to cut back LE and other emergency services unless they get the greenlight to increase/apply new taxes?

What are they going to use now that they've thrown LE/emergency services under the bus?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

684 Whoo, I got the evil post.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (l0sXm)

685 There is very little chance that from now until..whenever, protests will be anything but peaceful. Then they can re-write what happened and say that, yes there were a few incidents, but overwhelming number of protest were absolute peace rally.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq)

686 A question. If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (eMtQa)

They'll call in ATF.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (X/Pw5)

687 SteveinSoCal, I dunno. Garcetti's promised the loot to various idiotic "community" grifts, er, "programs", so the money's gotta come from somewhere.

The state of CA now has effectively dissolved its constitutional restrictions on finances, so operational expenses are paid out of debt issuance, and the like, but I'm not sure if the Third World-level financial chicanery has yet been seen on the municipal level.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (El6T/)

688 Lori Dykefoot warns she will not tolerate vigilantes. Who are the vigilantes? People in front of the businesses and homes with baseball bats and pipes ready to defend them. But the rioters are totes good with her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (UnQ9z)

Oh FFS. What the ever loving f*ck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (J9X4H)

689 Go Time is 17:30 hours.
Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (vzKmu)

I assume most of the folks in the Tricities are well stocked with firearms. Antifa's plan seems...not smart.

Posted by: LASue



Sure would be interesting to see who paid for those buses.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (axyOa)

690 Nice MK13, Mod 7.

That is all.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (BxH25)

691 okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)
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Okay, I won't.

Posted by: Headless 13 year old boy at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (1jlUc)

692 "If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?"

Let Karen do it.

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (eAZVt)

693 Cocerup, coverup, coverup.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq)

694 675 >>No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo

It's like being the outfielder on a Little League team. Stand there, sit down, , play with the glove, daydream, stand up when coach yells, stand there...
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (u4/yY)

Yep. Lot of standing around, waiting for something to come my way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (l4C/z)

695 1. Only the police should have guns.
2. Let's get rid of the police.

Ok, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (6FeV1)

696 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

697 Nood economy

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (uVRjH)

698 Twin side bumper sticker wanted:

Left side: "When We Take Away the Cops"

Right side: "Who Takes Away the Guns?"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (+fPHo)

699 Where's the Tri-Cities area in WA?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (El6T/)

700 Where's the Tri-Cities area in WA?

Posted by: rhomboid


South central part of the state where the Columbia River turns north.
Kennewick, Pasco and Hanford...yes, THAT Hanford.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (axyOa)

701 Hmmmmmmmm...the Mayor of DC orders the eviction of all NG troops in DC. AND, 'millions' of Leftists plan to demonstrate in DC this weekend.

Sounds like somebody's nursing a fantasy of 'storming' the White House I'm thinking.

It's good to be the Commander In Chief, amiright?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (W+kMI)

702 >>> https://tinyurl.com/yab4py58
Sexy times!!
Posted by: Borat at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM


That's pretty much how Phase IV turns out. Hippies - ants - free love.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (l6b3d)

703 Horta: When the pepperoni and cheese filling squirts out of the side of your hot pocket.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (95j/9)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Titian Tityus.jpg

The Punishment Of Tythus
Tiziano Vecellio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Ah, a good subject.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

2
Thith thuckth!

- Mike Tython

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (s2VJv)

3 Before I saw the title I assumed it was Prometheus bound

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (WwTwF)

4 Wait, NOT the movie
*frantically looks for delete post button before you know who sees comm*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (WwTwF)

5 The vulture is the Democrat party and the victim is America.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (t3ssW)

6 Tythus? I don't see no fleas.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)

7 Symbolic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (YU6/X)

8 White man in chains... the future.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (wiXsO)

9 Kittuh is nowhere near there. Kittuh smart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (MVR7y)

10 per wiki this is based on Tityos

Tityos was the son of Elara; his father was Zeus. Zeus hid Elara from his wife, Hera, by placing her deep beneath the earth. Tityos grew so large that he split his mother's womb, and he was carried to term by Gaia, the Earth. Once grown, Tityos attempted to rape Leto at the behest of Hera. He was slain by Leto's protective children Artemis and Apollo. As punishment, he was stretched out in Tartarus and tortured by two vultures who fed on his liver, which grew back every night. This punishment is comparable to that of the Titan Prometheus.

Jane Ellen Harrison noted that, "To the orthodox worshipper of the Olympians he was the vilest of criminals; as such Homer knew him"

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (WwTwF)

11 3 Before I saw the title I assumed it was Prometheus bound
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (WwTwF)

Yeah, that's why you know who likes it so much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (V2Yro)

12 I'd hang this in my torture basement...oops I mean basement.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (mEjqT)

13 So, Tityos tried to rape Leto, got killed by her children, and this was his punishment.

Greek myth is family fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (LvTSG)

14 Those chains look pretty loose.

Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (zR1US)

15 Definitely not a Wyeth.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (88xKn)

16 Thyus not Prometheus? Is this a Greek Roman difference of the same name?

TJM is going to be insufferable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)

17 I thought we were converting to non-violent social outreach instead of liver-eating giant eagles.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Boy/L)

18 What did Tythus do to deserve this?

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (RO8oH)

19 the whole liver growing back thing motif in mythology - think the ancients knew the liver coukd regenerate?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (WwTwF)

20 16 Thyus not Prometheus? Is this a Greek Roman difference of the same name?

TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)

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I FUCKING LOVE TITYOS!

SUCH A GREAT STORY! VISCERAL AND TOUCHING ALL AT ONCE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

22
Liver every day? Yeccch!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (mht8P)

23 So I had to wiki Tythus to get the story in order to understand the painting

that's some friggin' art right therewell done

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (iTXRQ)

24 That looks really painful.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

25 This is AtC's visual for 'outside.'

Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

26 Seems fitting:

https://youtu.be/Kdnki7XBzPE

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Tythus Mary snitched on him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (kA3Cp)

28 At least they are leaving his junk alone.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (mEjqT)

29
Just outside the frame: an enormous pile of onions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)

30 his father was Zeus

That guy got around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)

31 SNAKE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

32 30 his father was Zeus

That guy got around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)

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According to the Disney version of Hercules, he was a loving and loyal husband to Hera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

33 Is he a eunuch?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

34 18 What did Tythus do to deserve this?
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (RO8oH)

He refused to kneel when Zeus said "Greek Lives Matter."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (V2Yro)

35
his father was Zeus

That guy got around.


Zeus's nickname was "Wilt".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (mht8P)

36 10. oh now i see the reason

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (RO8oH)

37 33 Is he a eunuch?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

He was after that bird got done with him!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

38 I loved his cameo in Dante's Inferno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (LvTSG)

39 Mmmm liver.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (u6xw0)

40 >his father was Zeus



That guy got around.

Posted by: Circa

he had no problem with stickin' it in Crazy

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (iTXRQ)

41 20 16 Thyus not Prometheus? Is this a Greek Roman difference of the same name?

TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)

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I FUCKING LOVE TITYOS!

SUCH A GREAT STORY! VISCERAL AND TOUCHING ALL AT ONCE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

Everyone loves titty yo.

Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)

42 According to the Disney version of Hercules, he was a loving and loyal husband to Hera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

Most dysfunctional families seem normal from the outside.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)

43
Mmmm liver.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (u6xw0)


Like eating a large pile of dead red blood cells.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (mht8P)

44 Reminds me of my old job.

Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (RuIsu)

45
Everyone loves titty yo.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)


This.

A trillion times, this.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

46 Big Bird has a Z or N on his feathers

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (iTXRQ)

47 Zeus screwed around.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (zr5Kq)

48 16 Thyus not Prometheus? Is this a Greek Roman difference of the same name?

TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)
______

Yes. And of course that reminded me of Wodehouse:

"He groaned slightly and winced, like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch."

Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (ZbwAu)

49 This looks monochromatic. Don't know this artist, wonder if that's his usual palette.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (RO8oH)

50 I dunk my TITYOS in milk.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (QSnbM)

51 He isn't kneeling. Racist.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bearclaw Herder at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (sjdRT)

52 So, Tityos tried to rape Leto, got killed by her children, and this was his punishment.

Greek myth is family fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 202


*
*

As in Addams Family, I'd guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (rpbg1)

53 52
Greek myth is family fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 202

*
*

As in Addams Family, I'd guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (rpbg1)

=========

*snap*snap*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

54 40 >his father was Zeus
That guy got around.
Posted by: Circa
he had no problem with stickin' it in Crazy
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (iTXRQ)

But it really was too much when he went all R. Kelly on Danae and gave her his Golden Shower.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (V2Yro)

55 Reminds me of my old job.

Man, that's a story from whatever angle.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (Boy/L)

56
Alternate painting title:

"Old Age is Hereditary: Tythus Came From a Family of Long Livers"


Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)

57 He broke the tree....Sad art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (CPk08)

58 The Punishment Of Tythus
You making fun of me, puthy?? Are you??

Posted by: mike tyson at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (TQ/zJ)

59 Looks like Tythus is one of Biden's 15%

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (JgrP5)

60 CNN is spending all its time on the record number of jobs created in May. LOL. No they're not, not a single mention of it.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (AJ2LA)

61 Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Greek lives matter.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

63 You should see what they did to his brother, Cirrhosis!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:44 AM (TQ/zJ)

64 his father was Zeus



That guy got around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)



Zeus was a rolling stone

Wherever he laid his laurel wreath was his home

And when he died all he left us was along

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:44 AM (t+tI7)

65 There is serpent in the right corner - symbol of treachery ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:44 AM (zr5Kq)

66 Today is donut day, FWIW.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (YU6/X)

67 It looks like Tythus has a twig but no berries

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (iTXRQ)

68 Didn't the same thing happen to Prometheus?

Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (XfhKA)

69 I see a PENIS!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ynUFw)

70 Greek livers matter!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (YU6/X)

71 Everyone loves titty yo.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)

titty? So you just love one breast?. You should probably date Amazons

Not really; It's a part of my body. I see titties everyday. I hope that they're healthy and I'm glad some people have enjoyed or do enjoy using them in a loving relationship. That's about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (+eVzC)

72 69 I see a PENIS!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ynUFw)

=========

Such excitement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

73 I'm thinking Tythus was not a fan of vultural reality.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (oV8Fn)

74 71 Everyone loves titty yo.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)

titty? So you just love one breast?. You should probably date Amazons

Not really; It's a part of my body. I see titties everyday. I hope that they're healthy and I'm glad some people have enjoyed or do enjoy using them in a loving relationship. That's about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (+eVzC)

It's a pun fen. His name is Tityos.

Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (zR1US)

75 68 Didn't the same thing happen to Prometheus?
Posted by: freaked

It's hard to come up with new punishments all the time!
I've got places to go, girls to do...

Posted by: Zeus at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (WwTwF)

76 Hey TJM,
Gimme a break. It's just me and the cat, mkay?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (ynUFw)

77 LinkedIn CEO apologizes after employees make 'appalling' comments during video conference on racial diversity including one who asked ...
'how can hiring more minorities address cop racism?'

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (3aI0K)

78 the economic news this morning is almost flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Shoey at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (hmNVd)

79 The subject matter sure echoes how a lot of us feel these days.

Most of Titian's works have a clarity or smoothness in addition to using jewel-like colors. If seen in person, they must shine like a beacon. This painting is different. Admittedly, it's a tough scene but there is a rough physical look to it. You can see the coarseness of the canvas showing through the paint. I don't know if that was deliberate but it is an influence. Also, the colors are muted, almost muddy, earth tones. This isn't a passing, bright moment, it's an unending, unchanging existence with nothing to lighten the horror.

Tough room.

Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (7EjX1)

80
Express Yourself - a limerick

A gruesome despicable scene
(I think you all know what I mean)
Keeping anger within
Ain't no way to win
You're better off venting your spleen

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (m45I2)

81 And IBM thought that was Prometheus!

http://www.minervaclassics.com/
quotat10.htm

Scroll down a bit till you hit the painting IBM commissioned and November 2010:

"Quotation for November 2010: As we bask in the glow of our Thanksgiving holiday, we have Prometheus to thank for the succulent meals we enjoy on feast days (Hesiod Theogony 535-560)"

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (TQ/zJ)

82 There's a lot the Greeks can teach us

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (WwTwF)

83 76 Hey TJM,
Gimme a break. It's just me and the cat, mkay?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (ynUFw)

=========

https://tinyurl.com/y829extd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

84 Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (zR1US)

Yes; I got that,.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (+eVzC)

85 69 I see a PENIS!


Haven't seen mine in years.

Posted by: jerry nadler, tub 'o shit, inc. at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (vDK+5)

86 The old ways are the best.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (88+cf)

87 That guy had guts!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)

88 Shit! Where can a Moron get a Tythus liver???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (o2MD2)

89 Main course, right after the antipasto.

Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (RuIsu)

90 A cactus?

Really?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (ynUFw)

91 Jejunum?

Nah! I hardly knew 'im!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)

92 Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (m45I2)

Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (+eVzC)

93 I prefer it in 3D!
https://tinyurl.com/ya944ujk

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (TQ/zJ)

94 The unmitigated gall!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (m45I2)

95 I wonder what Cannibal Bob thinks of the painting?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (WwTwF)

96 He was a hunk..too bad about the guts and all that.

Posted by: IC at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (a0IVu)

97 Anatomical puns
We just can't compete

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (WwTwF)

98 >95
I wonder what Cannibal Bob thinks of the painting?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (WwTwF)


Imma go with "Whooooo Hooooo! Food Thread!"

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bearclaw Herder at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (sjdRT)

99
Look on the bright side, Tythus: you can drink yourself silly every day because you'll have a new liver tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (mht8P)

100 I completed getting my money out of equities this week, so you may thank me for this rally.

27,014.57 +732.75 (+2.79%)
As of 9:51AM EDT. Market open.

FML


In honesty though, I am pretty sure the Democrats have a plan to crash the markets at least one more time this year and I need a break from the stress.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (QSnbM)

101 Shit! Where can a Moron get a Tythus liver???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (o2MD2)

Right??

Posted by: David Crosby at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (88+cf)

102 Tityos was so large he split his mother during gestation.

Apparently preferred a womb with a view

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (oV8Fn)

103 So, Curious George...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

104 I see titties everyday. I hope that they're healthy and I'm glad some people have enjoyed or do enjoy using them in a loving relationship. That's about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (+eVzC)


Pics or it didn't happen....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Maybe Tythus is an asshole. Ever think of that?

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (QLPEO)

106 his father was Zeus

That guy got around.

Zeus's nickname was "Wilt".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Zeus was in the NBA?

I. Did. Not. Know. That.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (vcOmj)

107 Took me a while to find his head.

Posted by: Javems at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (ofIwF)

108 No means NO!!!!

Painting info linked in my sock.


Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (TQ/zJ)

109 105 Maybe Tythus is an asshole. Ever think of that?

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (QLPEO)

The story seems to support that thesis.

Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (zR1US)

110 Hah. Fenelon said titties.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (QLPEO)

111 Zeus was in the NBA?

I. Did. Not. Know. That.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (vcOmj)

Nike, too.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (X/Pw5)

112 >107
Took me a while to find his head.


Posted by: Javems at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (ofIwF)


Distracted by the D? So was Nurse.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bearclaw Herder at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (sjdRT)

113 The unmitigated gall!
Posted by: Muldoon

He was French, too?

Sad!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (vcOmj)

114 Tythus was punctual. He had a semicolon.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)

115 Jane Ellen Harrison noted that, "To the orthodox worshipper of the
Olympians he was the vilest of criminals; as such Homer knew him"

Doh!

Posted by: homer simpson at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (TQ/zJ)

116 FML


In honesty though, I am pretty sure the Democrats have a plan to crash the markets at least one more time this year and I need a break from the stress.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (QSnbM)

you still have time to get back in

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (zr5Kq)

117 Rectum? I damn near killed 'em.

Posted by: The Vulture at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (QSnbM)

118 Service Not Available.

Pixy pooped.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

119 Tythus was punctual. He had a semicolon.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)

Just a regular guy.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (X/Pw5)

120 oh - Tiziano - Titian. duh. The monochrome threw me.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (RO8oH)

121 the economic news this morning is almost flaming skull worthy.
Posted by: Shoey


My brane is on fire!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden, The Man from Delaware at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (vcOmj)

122 I wish the classics artists either used fig leaves or gave these guys a non cringey organ.

It's recockulous.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (QLPEO)

123 What am I, chopped liver?...er...never mind.

/Tythus

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (m45I2)

124 oh - Tiziano - Titian. duh. The monochrome threw me.
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (RO8oH)


Fo shizzle muh nizzle.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

125 the whole liver growing back thing motif in mythology - think the ancients knew the liver could regenerate?
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens.

Posted by: giorgio a. tsoukalos at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (TQ/zJ)

126 122 I wish the classics artists either used fig leaves or gave these guys a non cringey organ.

It's recockulous.
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (QLPEO)

==========

He was in the pool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

127 If you are watching the news, I have a couple of surprises for you. Unemployment numbers are 7 million better than expected, and the Dow is skyrocketing.

You might not know these items if you are watching the news.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (kA3Cp)

128

Last night in peaceful Chicago 15 shot and 3 of those were fatal. Nothing but peaceful protests comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (t+tI7)

129 Apparently preferred a womb with a view
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

********


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)

130 Tityos was so large he split his mother during gestation.

Apparently preferred a womb with a view
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Odysseus apparently saw him in his torment when he visited Hades.

Tityos was something like 900 feet tall.

Probably a good rebounder. Maybe he was in the NBA too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:58 AM (vcOmj)

131 100. Thank you Grump928! Mwah!

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:59 AM (RO8oH)

132 Job Reports Show Massive Gains


Wait for it......


UNEXPECTEDLY

Posted by: Two Weeks From Permanently Plugging into VR To Get Away From This Reality Shit at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (+dsLj)

133 Last night in peaceful Chicago 15 shot and 3 of those were fatal. Nothing but peaceful protests comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Comrade? That's tovariche to you, bub.

The sound of gunfire
Off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now...

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (vcOmj)

134 To the orthodox worshipper of the
Olympians




ESPN?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (luzVb)

135 Ahem.

THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)

136 127. that's why Trump is doing a Rose Garden speech shortly.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (RO8oH)

137 135 Ahem.

THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)

==========

DO IT!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

138 That's the first time I've ever seen Tiziano used instead of Titian. [And my Pale Moon browser's dictionary has Titian in it but not Tiziano!]

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (TQ/zJ)

139 THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)


DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

140 THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)

So Trump wins Minnesota this time around.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (tmA71)

141 >Last night in peaceful Chicago 15 shot and 3 of those were fatal. Nothing but peaceful protests comrades


Posted by: TheQuietMan

was that riot action or just Thursday night in the city?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (iTXRQ)

142 Are we all done with the game pandemic yet?

Because here in seattle, we still have signs all over the parks and beaches telling us to stay away from each other.

I want to post those signs along the protest routes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (ynUFw)

143 Awww c'mon. Not the liver!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (jtT4A)

144 127 If you are watching the news, I have a couple of surprises for you. Unemployment numbers are 7 million better than expected, and the Dow is skyrocketing.

You might not know these items if you are watching the news.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (kA3Cp)

=======

Explains a great many things...

Posted by: Jackal at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (y+xzP)

145 >>126
122 I wish the classics artists either used fig leaves or gave these guys a non cringey organ.

The first pressing of the Bible in which Adam wore "breeches" were called "breeches bibles." A friend had a copy (he was a longtime collector of odd/interesting artifacts). His was missing the front cover, but inside had a firsthand recounting written in ink of the beheading of Mary of Scots in 1587.
Sotheby's verified the age, and said that if the copy had a cover, it'd be very valuable.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (yvnmY)

146 * fake pandemic
Fucking autocucumber

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (ynUFw)

147 So Trump wins Minnesota this time around.


You think he is likely to pick up the majority of the survivors?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (QSnbM)

148 was that riot action or just Thursday night in the city?


Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (iTXRQ)


Good question. Could just be the regular "youths" at play

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (t+tI7)

149 OK, non-caps.

How much do you think auto and home owners insurance would be in a city with no policy force?

See...this is the kind of thing that the super genuises over there don't think about.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (Boy/L)

150 THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

--

If that doesn't work, they are going to ban the middle class from living within 100 miles of the city.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (kA3Cp)

151 142 Are we all done with the game pandemic yet?

Because here in seattle, we still have signs all over the parks and beaches telling us to stay away from each other.

I want to post those signs along the protest routes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (ynUFw)

=========

I've still got one more disease to clear out of Asia, and I only need one more card to make it happen. Though I'm not really near a research station, so I may need to construct that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

152 THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT

Premiums will skyrocket. Or brokers will just refuse to underwrite.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (luzVb)

153 The tried to do this to Chuck Norris. The vultures kept dying of food poisoning.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (mEjqT)

154 police/policy same thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (Boy/L)

155 Job Reports Show Massive Gains





Wait for it......





UNEXPECTEDLY

Posted by: Two Weeks From Permanently Plugging into VR To Get Away From This Reality Shit at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (+dsLj)


"Experts" hit hardest!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (t+tI7)

156 Dallas declares today "George Floyd Rememberance Day."

Sharpton declares America "Waddnt never great fo blacks. Waddnt never great fo women. Waddnt never great fo hispanics."

If this country sucks so fucking bad, GO AWAY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

157 the whole liver growing back thing motif in mythology - think the ancients knew the liver could regenerate?

Considering the epic amount of alcohol imbibed back then, they may have had suspicions.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (OUMaO)

158 The sound of gunfire

Off in the distance

I'm getting used to it now...


It's just John across the street in the woods. No need to worry.

Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ZCiJZ)

159 I've still got one more disease to clear out of Asia, and I only need one more card to make it happen. Though I'm not really near a research station, so I may need to construct that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

The Legacy version is fantastic.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (tmA71)

160 >
If you are watching the news, I have a couple of surprises for you.
Unemployment numbers are 7 million better than expected, and the Dow is
skyrocketing.



but the brochure said Trump was destroying the country
I'm so confused...

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (iTXRQ)

161 Some analysts predicted that we would add 100 million jobs and 50% to the GDP. With that in mind, todays numbers spell trouble for trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (jtT4A)

162 Oh my fucking God. Some of the lawyers at the firm are having a public BLM circle-jerk and I may just puke. Regurgitating progtard talking points as if they're profound, original thought.

*bangs head against the wall*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

163 "George Floyd Rememberance Day."

They should have a statue made of George pointing a pistol at a pregnant woman's belly while smoking meth.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (luzVb)

164 I wonder if gun sales might spike just a teensy leesy bit in Minneapolis.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (QLPEO)

165 Never before has an incumbent been reelected when there has been a pandemic and mass race riots in an election year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (jtT4A)

166 162 Oh my fucking God. Some of the lawyers at the firm are having a public BLM circle-jerk and I may just puke. Regurgitating progtard talking points as if they're profound, original thought.

*bangs head against the wall*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

=========

Yay!

Employment!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

167 So Trump is going to do a press conference on jobs number. It's not much of a reach to say that he won't get one question from the press on it.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (G0vdT)

168
Premiums will skyrocket. Or brokers will just refuse to underwrite.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (luzVb)


This.

Insurance companies will completely bail on any city that does away with the police departments.

They will become ghost towns.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

169 Stop the madness !! SOS

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)

170 165 Never before has an incumbent been reelected when there has been a pandemic and mass race riots in an election year.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (jtT4A)

==========

Lincoln might fit the bill.

I mean, if you categorize battlefield disease as a pandemic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

171 165 Never before has an incumbent been reelected when there has been a pandemic and mass race riots in an election year.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (jtT4A)


This is the age of miracles and wonders - The Age of Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (s2VJv)

172 Not a painting I'd hang in the dining room.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (HabA/)

173 Mornin' all.. So I see the sht show continues... trump is nutso and isolated.. All because some disgruntled ex Military say so... funny that job number seems pretty good for a Country run by an isolated nut... Yeah... Just a few of the things they are saying about trump..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (Zmnko)

174 My company has said shit about all this. Which is nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (YU6/X)

175

Colonoscopy - a limerick

As I learned in a medical school lecture
Anatomy's a matter of conjecture
In order to inspect 'im
You start out at the rectum
Then take a hard left at the splenic flexure

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (m45I2)

176 Oh my fucking God. Some of the lawyers at the firm are having a public BLM circle-jerk and I may just puke. Regurgitating progtard talking points as if they're profound, original thought.

*bangs head against the wall*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)


*cue Elmer Fudd singing "Feelings."

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

177 standin by fo de Preznit

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (iTXRQ)

178 Never before has an incumbent been reelected when there has been a pandemic and mass race riots in an election year.

****

Lulz

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (+dsLj)

179 "The job numbers are up because of riots and protests. "


#todaystalkingpoints

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (luzVb)

180 I have about a dozen scheduled "peaceful"(tm) protests scheduled in my area. Fuckers. They are getting in the way of things.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)

181 Never before has an incumbent been reelected when there has been a pandemic and mass race riots in an election year.


Umm... didn't Ferguson and H1N1 happen during the rein of Obama the Lightworker?

Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (ZCiJZ)

182 180 I have about a dozen scheduled "peaceful"(tm) protests scheduled in my area. Fuckers. They are getting in the way of things.

So is all this because of Saint Floyd?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (Zmnko)

183 158 The sound of gunfire

Off in the distance

I'm getting used to it now...


It's just John across the street in the woods. No need to worry.
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ZCiJZ)


So, how do you like living in Juarez??

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (bCLt0)

184 So, considering we are still several months away from the election, and the flu, and lockdowns, and riots haven't worked, are we sure the DNC can't get access to nuclear weapons?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)

185 162. it's just a temporary condition. This global kneejerk BLM knob-slobbering is like the zeitgeist is having a grand mal seizure.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (RO8oH)

186 GWB - constant anti-war protests. Instigated by the same people.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (zr5Kq)

187 184 So, considering we are still several months away from the election, and the flu, and lockdowns, and riots haven't worked, are we sure the DNC can't get access to nuclear weapons?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)

==========

"Please, North Korea! Bomb us!"
-Nancy Pelosi in October, confident of the polls showing Biden up by 10

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

188 "Channon Christian Memorial Day"
How about that, Reverend Sharpton?

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (yvnmY)

189 184 So, considering we are still several months away from the election, and the flu, and lockdowns, and riots haven't worked, are we sure the DNC can't get access to nuclear weapons?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)

Given the attitude of most of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, they probably can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)

190 172
Not a painting I'd hang in the dining room.

Posted by: DonnaV at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (HabA/)

_____________


Cannibal Bob has this on his bedroom ceiling.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (cS+rq)

191 GWB - constant anti-war protests. Instigated by the same people.

He deserved it... Trump doesn't...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (Zmnko)

192

If that doesn't work, they are going to ban the middle class from living within 100 miles of the city.



Throwing the white people out would get rid of all that privilege.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (oVJmc)

193 Wow.

Morgan Freeman has a moment of clarity.

Declares his disdain for Black History Month. "Black history is AMERICAN history."

"I'll stop calling you a white guy. You stop calling me a black guy."

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

194 187 184 So, considering we are still several months away from the election, and the flu, and lockdowns, and riots haven't worked, are we sure the DNC can't get access to nuclear weapons?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)

Every time I think we've reached peak stupid, they throw another curveball.

I can't fathom what comes after race riots, but that will fail too.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (tmA71)

195 "Please, North Korea! Bomb us!"
-Nancy Pelosi in October, confident of the polls showing Biden up by 10


Did you see that clip yesterday? Maybe five words strung together is her limit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Boy/L)

196 So is all this because of Saint Floyd?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (Zmnko)

yeah; all kind of slogans about racism and justice and standing up.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (zr5Kq)

197 As punishment, he was stretched out in Tartarus and
tortured by two vultures who fed on his liver, which grew back every
night.




Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM


Gonna need more fava beans and chianti.

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (OMsf+)

198 193 Wow.

Morgan Freeman has a moment of clarity.

Declares his disdain for Black History Month. "Black history is AMERICAN history."

"I'll stop calling you a white guy. You stop calling me a black guy."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Isn't that from, like, 20 years ago?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

199

Yahoo headline: Shocking jobs report says U.S. employers increased payrolls



Shocking or heartbreaking for the left. Hey commies just go full Jonestown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (t+tI7)

200 185
162. it's just a temporary condition. This global kneejerk BLM
knob-slobbering is like the zeitgeist is having a grand mal seizure.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (RO8oH)

__________


It was the Age of Pelosi Zeitgeist ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (cS+rq)

201 165 Never before has an incumbent been reelected when there has been a pandemic and mass race riots in an election year.



Pharoah lost his re-election after that whole Angel of Death fuck-up.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (oVJmc)

202 Look on the bright side, Tythus: you can drink yourself silly every day because you'll have a new liver tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I wonder if that would get the vultures drunk
maybe that could bevtge basis of an escape attempt

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (WwTwF)

203 193 Wow.

Morgan Freeman has a moment of clarity.

Declares his disdain for Black History Month. "Black history is AMERICAN history."

"I'll stop calling you a white guy. You stop calling me a black guy."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

He's also the guy who said if you want to do something to help stop racism " stop talking about it".

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (bCLt0)

204 On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (AJ2LA)

205 Going up to me retirement farm in the Ozarks this evening. Freedom is firing a high power rifle off yer front porch with no worry of anyone pissing and moaning. FREEDOM, bitches!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (o2MD2)

206 GWB - constant anti-war protests. Instigated by the same people.

He deserved it... Trump doesn't...



People are talking about reelection during tumulus times.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (zr5Kq)

207 @193, that video is from the Obama years.

Posted by: Jackal at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (y+xzP)

208 THANKS FOR ALL THE RACIAL HEALING, OBAMA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (oVJmc)

209

Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (t+tI7)

210 204 On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (AJ2LA)

==========

Good.

I want them disconnected from reality.

It makes the difference between them and us clearer for the mushy middle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

211
Isn't that from, like, 20 years ago?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (LvTSG)


Not sure. Talk Radio acting like it was a recent sit down with left wing hack Mike Wallace.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

212 I wonder if that black ex-cop's life mattered. What the fuck am I saying, of COURSE it didn't!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

213 On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.


Wait until the upward revision in a few months.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (oVJmc)

214 Premiums will skyrocket. Or brokers will just refuse to underwrite.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (luzVb)

This.
Insurance companies will completely bail on any city that does away with the police departments.
They will become ghost towns.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

Before that happens, an intermediate step - Cities will promise to Self Insure, and will offer their own "insurance" to anyone who can't find any privately. And then of course the losses will come piling in and the City will go broke, and in places like Chicago, they will turn to the State to Bail them out, and then Illinois will go broke and they will beg the Feds to bail them out.

and the success of that depends on the election in November.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

215 does this mean i get knocked own a notch?

Posted by: saint trayvon at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (/LQkF)

216 210 204 On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (AJ2LA)

==========

Good.

I want them disconnected from reality.

You got your wish... They are

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (Zmnko)

217 GWB - constant anti-war protests. Instigated by the same people.

He deserved it... Trump doesn't.


No one deserved those Leftist anti American, anti-War protests.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (mEjqT)

218
Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June



The Babylon Bee To Have Rainbow Logo For Month Of June To Remind God Not To Flood Us Again

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (luzVb)

219 Good.

I want them disconnected from reality.

It makes the difference between them and us clearer for the mushy middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

I cannot wait to see their reaction when they realize DEFUND THE POLICE was a monumentality idiotic idea, both practically and electorally.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (tmA71)

220 On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.




and the market rally is fake too..brain damage is sad...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (zr5Kq)

221 Not sure. Talk Radio acting like it was a recent sit down with left wing hack Mike Wallace.

Hasn't Mike Wallace been dead for a decade?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (QSnbM)

222
He's also the guy who said if you want to do something to help stop racism " stop talking about it".
Posted by: tubal


I thought silence is violence?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (aKsyK)

223 Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (t+tI7)

Next we'll find out that he was transitioning to be a woman so he could have a baby.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)

224 Fuck me. This may be a good day to start taking drugs and engaging in unrestrained high-risk sexual behavior.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)

225 219 Good.

I want them disconnected from reality.

It makes the difference between them and us clearer for the mushy middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

I cannot wait to see their reaction when they realize DEFUND THE POLICE was a monumentality idiotic idea, both practically and electorally.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (tmA71)

==========

Like when the Democratic primary was suddenly all hot on reparations and then it disappeared after a couple of weeks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

226 No one deserved those Leftist anti American, anti-War protests.

At the time I thought so... But now not so much

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (Zmnko)

227 >Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June


Posted by: TheQuietMan


you're right- June is supposed to be Buttstuff Month
heh- they got boarhogged on that one

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (iTXRQ)

228
Hasn't Mike Wallace been dead for a decade?
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (QSnbM)


Have no fucking clue. I don't pay attention to those that are completely irrelevant to me.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

229 On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.

--

I'm glad they are out of the market, leaves more gains for us capitalists.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (kA3Cp)

230 179
"The job numbers are up because of riots and protests. "


#todaystalkingpoints


Posted by: deplorable unperson at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (luzVb)


___________



If people are being allowed to riot, they should be allowed to go back to work.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (cS+rq)

231 Fuck me. This may be a good day to start taking drugs and engaging in unrestrained high-risk sexual behavior.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)


There's a bad time?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

232 224 Fuck me. This may be a good day to start taking drugs and engaging in unrestrained high-risk sexual behavior.

So a day that ends in Y ?

I kid

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zmnko)

233 That looks like the time I tried making Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (UFgOG)

234 I no longer trust any of the institutions in this country, because of their management.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)

235 Like when the Democratic primary was suddenly all hot on reparations and then it disappeared after a couple of weeks?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

That wasn't as big as the police thing. And Trump is not going to let this one go, it has campaign ad written all over it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (tmA71)

236 231 Fuck me. This may be a good day to start taking drugs and engaging in unrestrained high-risk sexual behavior.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)

There's a bad time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

Heh. After living a stupidly sheltered and repressed life, you have no idea what's been building up all these years.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)

237 235 Like when the Democratic primary was suddenly all hot on reparations and then it disappeared after a couple of weeks?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

That wasn't as big as the police thing. And Trump is not going to let this one go, it has campaign ad written all over it.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (tmA71)

=========

Or, how about when Bernie said that people in prison should vote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

238 looks like that bird already gnawed off his dick

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (FZYNt)

239 Not antiwar; on the other side.

Fuck International ANSWER.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (TQ/zJ)

240 .On leftie blogs the consensus is the jobs report is fake, cuz OrangeManBad is a fascist.


fire can't melt steel, the moon landing happened in a TV studio in Van Nuys, and Kennedy was killed by a drunk driver

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (iTXRQ)

241 All you had to do was look at the price of oil to know this jobs report would be out of this world good. Oil had been steadily climbing over the past 4-6 weeks and is around $40 today. It was in the teens at the height of the Wuhan hysteria. That means demand was increasing due to businesses opening, people driving to work, going on vacations, truckers moving more goods etc.

And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all.

LOL

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (AJ2LA)

242 Heh. After living a stupidly sheltered and repressed life, you have no idea what's been building up all these years.

let the Wild Rumpus begin..

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (QSnbM)

243 Tythus had white privilege and you see what happened.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (oAY8z)

244 taking drugs and engaging in unrestrained high-risk sexual behavior.


Do not recommend.

Posted by: Tythus at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (luzVb)

245 Organ donor guy: "Can we have your liver then"?

Birds: Fcuk off!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ejd/p)

246 I cannot wait to see their reaction when they realize DEFUND THE POLICE was a monumentality idiotic idea, both practically and electorally.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


Guarantee every damn one has private security. They never make bad decisions they have to live with the consequences of, those have to be suffered by the little people.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (OUMaO)

247 fire can't melt steel, the moon landing happened in a TV studio in Van Nuys, and Kennedy was killed by a drunk driver
Posted by: DB- just DB

Kennedy killed himself?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

248
Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June


4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.

Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)

249 241 All you had to do was look at the price of oil to know this jobs report would be out of this world good. Oil had been steadily climbing over the past 4-6 weeks and is around $40 today. It was in the teens at the height of the Wuhan hysteria. That means demand was increasing due to businesses opening, people driving to work, going on vacations, truckers moving more goods etc.

And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all.

LOL

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (AJ2LA)

==========

All you have to do is go onto a main thoroughfare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

250 If the left wants to remove all vestiges of the Confederacy


maybe they should rid themselves of the Confederate states

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (JgrP5)

251 244 taking drugs and engaging in unrestrained high-risk sexual behavior.


Do not recommend.
Posted by: Tythus at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (luzVb)

I don't have a hepatophagy fetish, so I'm good there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

252
Hasn't Mike Wallace been dead for a decade?



Seriously, could you tell?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (oVJmc)

253
I have about a dozen scheduled "peaceful"(tm) protests scheduled in my area. Fuckers. They are getting in the way of things.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM


As potential next Mrs G put it a few days ago: "Fucking liberals ruin everything."

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (OMsf+)

254 Posted by: Tythus at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (luzVb)

Both us?

Posted by: Two Dumb Blondes at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

255 253 As potential next Mrs G put it a few days ago: "Fucking liberals ruin everything."
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (OMsf+)

=========

Well, stop fucking them, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

256 I always wanted to have a neighborhood militia. Unfortunately my neighborhood's average age is about 89.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (mEjqT)

257 As potential next Mrs G put it a few days ago: "Fucking liberals ruin everything."
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (OMsf+)


I good there.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (zr5Kq)

258 *I am

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (zr5Kq)

259 256 I always wanted to have a neighborhood militia. Unfortunately my neighborhood's average age is about 89.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

how's their aim?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (FZYNt)

260 4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.


Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)


Seriously? Good God, the left is so gullible.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (t+tI7)

261 >Hasn't Mike Wallace been dead for a decade?


really most sincerely dead

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (iTXRQ)

262 Would not be surprised when l a mayor erica garcetti allows a ghey parade after all while keeping libraries and churches closed.

Posted by: banned like al jolson at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (PI60A)

263 And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all.



LOL





Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (AJ2LA)

Gas prices where I'm at have risen 22 cents per gallon in the last week.
More demand as people go back to work.

Just an aside, some of the more iffy places I thought would never reopen, have.

More good nuuz.

Posted by: cub reporter at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (/LQkF)

264 "There is nobody in this country who got rich on their own. Nobody. You built a factory out there - good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory... Now look. You built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea - God bless! Keep a hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along."
- Elizabeth Warren, 2011

About the 'marauding bands' thing ...

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (3aI0K)

265 All you have to do is go onto a main thoroughfare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)


I've been noticing the same thing. Would not quite yet call the traffic normal, but it is noticeably heavier than it was even two weeks ago.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (fuFqD)

266 All you have to do is go onto a main thoroughfare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

__

Sir,

Us elite, do not dare mingle with the riff raff like that. We let our charts and models tell us what to think.

Posted by: Harvard Economists at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (AJ2LA)

267 4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (Boy/L)

268 I always wanted to have a neighborhood militia. Unfortunately my neighborhood's average age is about 89.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

how's their aim?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (FZYNt)

Random

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (mEjqT)

269 4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.


Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)


hahaha ! for real ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (zr5Kq)

270 As potential next Mrs G put it a few days ago: "Fucking liberals ruin everything."
Posted by: Bert G

Well, stop fucking them, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower


We're available!

Posted by: Monkeys at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (OUMaO)

271 Seriously? Good God, the left is so gullible.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (t+tI7)

Stupid usually is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (85Gof)

272 I always wanted to have a neighborhood militia. Unfortunately my neighborhood's average age is about 89.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Armored Hoverounds...I sense a market opportunity.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (X/Pw5)

273 /enhance

You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (Boy/L)

274 I looked up that piece about LinkedIn's CEO. I see the "solution" is that from now on, NO ONE will be allowed to make any anonymous comments on any video conference or other communication, so that if anyone says anything that does not agree with the Woke Corporate Line, they can be immediately terminated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

275 Next, show your vjajay in solidarity !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (zr5Kq)

276 so that is why I saw TWO shaved headed women this morning ? damn.

Posted by: angsterdamn at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (gMabG)

277 >4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.


can 4chan convince white women that old and paunchy is the new sexy?
asking for a friend

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (iTXRQ)

278 Drew Brees to play this season on his knees

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (JgrP5)

279 Interesting, just saw a live shot of rose garden press event. They're no longer spacing out the chairs and if I'm correct, no masks either.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (G0vdT)

280 Well, stop fucking them, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

We're available!
Posted by: Monkeys at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (OUMaO)

Please God give me a break.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (tmA71)

281 #showyourtits you are not a racist !!

Posted by: 4Chan at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)

282 4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)


Seriously? HA HA HA HA!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (AJ2LA)

283 After this Floyd exravaganza subsides, and it will, there will be another, and another, and another. Their idea is to keep the unrest going until Biden or any other Democrat is firmly in control. This is our new normal, as far as they are concerned. They won't relent, this close to their goal. We are in the position of having to Re-act right now.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)

284 " I always wanted to have a neighborhood militia. Unfortunately my neighborhood's average age is about 89."

The neighbors I have in that age range are all veterans. I know at least one of them still shoots his Garand...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (VpIIl)

285 Well, stop fucking them, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM


<pendant>
Ruin, not ruins.

</pendant>

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (OMsf+)

286 so that is why I saw TWO shaved headed women this morning ? damn.


Collaborators.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (QSnbM)

287 4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.
Do you have a link for that?? Insty's is reporting the 'straight' version of that report and it would be great to discover that it was another 4chan "OK" trap!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (TQ/zJ)

288
512 "It was distasteful and not reflective of who I am and you all are"

Every interaction I've ever seen of yours tells me it is exactly who and what you are.

Posted by: nah its exactly who you are at June 05, 2020 10:00 AM (J9wKi)



A cowardly Democrat faggot has things to say to JJ, after we all left.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (XIoKz)

289 still shoots his Garand

Is this a euphemism?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (Boy/L)

290 Next step, convince people to commit suicide in solidarity with BLM

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (oAY8z)

291 But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along."


That would be *MY* kid, you vacuous bint.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (oVJmc)

292 >4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.


can 4chan convince white women that old and paunchy is the new sexy?
asking for a friend
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (iTXRQ)

You should have hate sex with Trump supporters. Spread the word!

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (BAsqb)

293 Chrissy Wallace says Biden is the favorite. Please, give that chicken a break.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (VpIIl)

294
Ruin, not ruins.



Posted by: Bert G


Ahem. You hang a pendant around your neck. Pedants, on the other hand, should simply be hung by the neck.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (OUMaO)

295 290 Next step, convince people to commit suicide in solidarity with BLM
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (oAY8z)

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I'll take editorial boards of progressive magazines all give up their jobs to underserved minorities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

296 so that is why I saw TWO shaved headed women this morning ? damn.


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Collaborators.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (QSnbM)

Manson girls: https://tinyurl.com/ya9llzju

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (OMsf+)

297 Ahem. You hang a pendant around your neck. Pedants, on the other hand, should simply be hung by the neck.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM


Damn, I need more coffee this morning.

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (OMsf+)

298 /

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (zr5Kq)

299 You should have hate sex with Trump supporters.

Conservative women are better in bed. It is known.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (Boy/L)

300
4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.




At the end of WWII, women who collaborated with the Nazis had their heads shaved. Shave your heads collaborators. BTW the way let's see the Karens go to for the Kojak look. That would be hysterical.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (t+tI7)

301 I'll take editorial boards of progressive magazines all give up their jobs to underserved minorities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

I read that as "undeserved." I'll go shave my head now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)

302 Can we get a flaming skull for the good economic news, pleez?

Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Gs5TH)

303

Ten long weeks after a massive coronavirus outbreak sidelined one of the Navy's signature warships, the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt has returned to sea and is conducting military operations in the Pacific region.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (aKsyK)

304 Oh good. My sentiments exactly. Liberals poison everything they touch. And for Gods sake don't give them a drink at a party. Instant ruination.

Morning. Off to JJ. Unexpectedly unemployment dropped 13%. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (XEfKE)

305 4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.




At the end of WWII, women who collaborated with the Nazis had their heads



4chan - brilliant !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)

306 1) There will be no mail in voting in TX, LA or AL; 5th Circuit shuts down TX dem scheme
2) Papalapadodandgolos promised big things last Tuesday
3) Amici have until 5PM today to file their briefs in the Sullivan matter

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)

307 Next step, convince people to commit suicide in solidarity with BLM

I believe that the Twitter SJW Mob decided last night that wypipo can't even escape the guilt through suicide because

"suicide means that they are just making it about themselves".


No joke.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (luzVb)

308 302 Can we get a flaming skull for the good economic news, pleez?
Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Gs5TH)

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Monkey needs to opine first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

309 302 Can we get a flaming skull for the good economic news, pleez?

Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Gs5TH)

With flaming dollar signs for eyes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (XEfKE)

310 137 135 Ahem.

THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)

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DO IT!!!



Sometimes the 'best' thing you can do is give the 'People' EXACTLY what they want.
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)

311 310 Sometimes the 'best' thing you can do is give the 'People' EXACTLY what they want.
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)

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What's the Lincoln quote?

"The best way to get rid of a bad law is to apply it forcefully."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

312 Order in the court! Order in the court! Monkey wants to opine!

You opined -- you're a monkey!!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (TQ/zJ)

313 310 137 135 Ahem.

THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)

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DO IT!!!


Sometimes the 'best' thing you can do is give the 'People' EXACTLY what they want.
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work


So now when they dial 911 cause McDonalds is outta chicken nuggets who is going to respond?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FZYNt)

314 Drew Brees to play this season on his knees
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (JgrP5)


Required, unless the dude you're blowing is really tall or you're really short.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

315 btw - tumultuous , not tumulus

(sorry people, i am dumb)

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)

316 249 241 All you had to do was look at the price of oil to know this jobs report would be out of this world good. Oil had been steadily climbing over the past 4-6 weeks and is around $40 today. It was in the teens at the height of the Wuhan hysteria. That means demand was increasing due to businesses opening, people driving to work, going on vacations, truckers moving more goods etc.

And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all."

I have been really heartened by this, the Oil collapse worried me far more than the Wu-Flu ever did, as far as the Texas Economy goes.

Most people have paid no attention at all to what's going on with that, just accounting it to the virus scare. Not at all, it's a completely separate major crisis going on at the same time, with it's own dynamics. It all comes down to the Saudis; in one of the most spectacular examples of Bad Timing ever seen, they decided to massively ramp up production and flood the oil markets *just* as the WuFlu started to take off in Europe. Not surprisingly, oil prices collapsed completely, and the Saudi's took a HUGE financial hit, bigger than they ever thought possible.

So, now the Saudi's have finally figured out "hey that was almost as stupid as if we'd hired a bunch of protesters to burn our own cities down" and they've begun working very hard to reverse everything they did in February, including massively cutting their production.

and that's why Oil prices are heading back up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

317 Trump up.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (G0vdT)

318 So now when they dial 911 cause McDonalds is outta chicken nuggets who is going to respond?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FZYNt)


The Joker or Bane, depending on the city.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (tmA71)

319 Ten long weeks after a massive coronavirus outbreak sidelined one of the Navy's signature warships, the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt has returned to sea and is conducting military operations in the Pacific region.

LEADING PACKS OF SHARKS FEASTING ON THE BODIES OF COVID SAILORS TOSSED OVERBOARD!!

Posted by: -The Left at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (PI60A)

320 THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT


**********

AND REPLACE THEM WITH CUDDLE TEAMS

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (m45I2)

321 Crude approaching the all important $40 mark. Jobs headed in the right direction. Let's get people back to work. There are no more COVID excuses, Dems.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (VpIIl)

322 Drew Brees to play this season on his knees
Posted by: REDACTED


Going to laugh my ass off if he goes out with a knee injury.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (OUMaO)

323 Did you see the picture of the guy showing off his Malcolm X tattoo? It wasn't Malcolm, it was Denzel Washington as he looked playing MalcolmX in the movie

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (ie76E)

324 247
Kennedy killed himself?

certainly, according to the well-known documentary Red Dwarf.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (sGtp+)

325 323 Did you see the picture of the guy showing off his Malcolm X tattoo? It wasn't Malcolm, it was Denzel Washington as he looked playing MalcolmX in the movie
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (ie76E)

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Some people love Spike Lee films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

326 I love a fresh presser in the morning. Smells like burnt journalists.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (Eq5hG)

327 AND REPLACE THEM WITH CUDDLE TEAMS

You are not far off.

One of the ideas is to...wait for it...send in the social workers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Boy/L)

328 LEADING PACKS OF SHARKS FEASTING ON THE BODIES OF COVID SAILORS TOSSED OVERBOARD!!
Posted by: -The Left at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (PI60A)

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heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (jUVms)

329 So not Emmet Sullivan being torn asunder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (l0sXm)

330 Ii'm sure someone already said this...Tythus = blue cities, right?

Just came home from the grocery store, where people are still wearing the CO2, dust and snot laden masks. One woman actually wouldn't go past the end aisle until I moved. I said, oh, sorry. She laughed, said, oh, no worries. I said, i'm not worried...

Then I turned on the car radio (which I never do) and reminded myself why I never do. Some guy with a voice made for blogging was talking about black boxes on social media (little late there, bub) and said,i "if you want to do that, go ahead. I only ask all Americans, 'just listen'." ... "I pray [covid] doesn't have a spike, with all the thousands of protesters around the country..."

I think he could get a job at NR.

Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Rbu5d)

331 Manson girls: https://tinyurl.com/ya9llzju



Pretty girls could pull that off.


In this case...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)

332 Wait I thought this was a still from that great movie Prometheus!


Posted by: Some Moron at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (WdocV)

333 Trump trashing states still locked down.

Bring it, Mr. President.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

334 ''4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM. ''

Really? If so: Bwahahahaha.....

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (gLRfa)

335 Sometimes the 'best' thing you can do is give the 'People' EXACTLY what they want.
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)

The problem with this is, these people will shriek for these changes, then when they start experiencing the consequences they'll move somewhere else and bring their shit ideals with them. And start voting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)

336 he's riffing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (iTXRQ)

337 331 Manson girls: https://tinyurl.com/ya9llzju



Pretty girls could pull that off.


In this case...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)

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The girl from THX-1138 looks pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

338 Trump sounds good.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)

339 *SQUACK*

"Dispatch? There's an armed robbery in progress. Requesting a Cuddle Team Leader and S.WlA.T. respond to 14th and Grand."


(S.W.A.T. = Social Worker Admonishment Team)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (m45I2)

340
Umm... didn't Ferguson and H1N1 happen during the rein of Obama the Lightworker?
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (ZCiJZ)


2009 and 2014, respectively, and not in a presidential election year.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (pNxlR)

341 Manson girls: https://tinyurl.com/ya9llzju



Pretty girls could pull that off.


In this case...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)


dood........

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

342 I believe that the Twitter SJW Mob decided last night that wypipo can't even escape the guilt through suicide because

"suicide means that they are just making it about themselves".
No joke.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (luzVb)


Hilarious. Oh, wait... no joke?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (/+bwe)

343 338 Trump sounds good.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)

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But he's been taking HCQ, which is a death sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

344 So the experts were wrong about Goo Goo Gai Pandemic and now they were literally ALL wrong about the job reports.

But technocracy is awesome, lulz get fucked.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (+dsLj)

345 Stock market rally has nearly returned my stocks to value to before the corona hoax. A few weak spot but pretty sure those will be back soon, they could be good buying opportunity still. Glad I didn't panic and sell. Only wish I would have had the nerve to buy two months ago.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)

346 The Perpetual Failure Big City Politicians are going full-bore on fixing the current problems by revving their old failures up to Ludicrous Speed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (oVJmc)

347 So now when they dial 911 cause McDonalds is outta chicken nuggets who is going to respond?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FZYNt)

Karen. She's going to be in charge now. She can try talking to Shaniqua, who's sitting behind the counter at Mickey D's doing her nails.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)

348
Sorry, Ferguson was 2014 and H1N1 was 2009

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (pNxlR)

349 You know, I am convinced on the defund the police thing.

Take that money and build walls around those cities.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (ZfRYq)

350 44 Reminds me of my old job.
Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (RuIsu)

Yep.

Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (Rbu5d)

351 NO BABY TALK

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (iTXRQ)

352 Hera always goes after the women who her husband rapes and punishes them.

Which modern female politician does that sound like?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (vJCwr)

353 Only wish I would have had the nerve to buy two months ago.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)

I wish I had the money to buy two months ago...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (Ez6QX)

354 Defund the police? lololol. Can't wait to see that mass bedlam. They think the riots were bad? That's how you get Thunderdome.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (VpIIl)

355 Heh, Trump: Green new deal is so unrealistic, its like baby talk.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (G0vdT)

356 The Ventilator Period

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (iTXRQ)

357 349 You know, I am convinced on the defund the police thing.

Take that money and build walls around those cities.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (ZfRYq)

Snake Plissken for the win!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

358 from the ONT

. The only choice you have is whether you'll be hit by a 5 year old with
a whiffle bat, or a MLB .400 hitter with an aluminum bat. Which would
you chose?


Nobody will pay the Major Leaguer enough that he'll actually swing at me vs. a kid who'll swing for DeesNutz?

Posted by: DaveA at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (FhXTo)

359 'Defund The Police' looks like a great time to invest in U-Haul...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (oVJmc)

360 I wish I had invested when Dow was at 18,500, instead it sprang back so fast it was already at 21,000 I think when I finally went all in. if it goes to 30,000 by fall I hope it causes all the leftie economist experts to stroke out and croak.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (+dsLj)

361 "YOU'LL NEVER HUG ME ALIVE, COPPER!"

/Criminal holed up in an abandoned building in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (m45I2)

362 So the unemployment rate is "unexpectedly" down? Quick, Pelosi, get more Antifa out there! Can't have good news for Americans before the election!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (HabA/)

363 Lot's of talk about the "disappointment" around rioters not coming to the suburbs. People wanted to try out new gear, sight in NV scopes, etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (VpIIl)

364 October will be absolutely fantastic
so luxurious, you wouldn't believe
the greatest October in the history of Octobers

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (iTXRQ)

365 NO BABY TALK

My beach friends won't like that.

Posted by: Ballsey-Fraud at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (EgshT)

366 Fuck the Police!


Their last album sucked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (oVJmc)

367 359 'Defund The Police' looks like a great time to invest in U-Haul...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (oVJmc)

Someone posted last night that U-Hauls leaving Minnesota was minimum 5 day rental at $1,000, and entering Minnesota was only $100.


Something like that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (tmA71)

368

hahaha !
"Economists had expected the unemployment rate to rise to nearly 20 percent and the economy to shed an additional 8 million jobs."

Learn to math.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (zr5Kq)

369
Project Veritas releases another "antifa" video of a "training" class:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIp1pcbRsCI

The methods taught are sound and effective...under the right circumstances...carried out by someone experienced.

Almost all these "moves" and tricks go out the window as soon one engages in a street fight.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (XIoKz)

370 Interesting, just saw a live shot of rose garden press event. They're no longer spacing out the chairs and if I'm correct, no masks either.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (G0vdT)

I saw some masks, but they are definitely NOT distancing anymore.

I can't wait to hear how it's different because reasons...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (8D42x)

371 Hera always goes after the women who her husband rapes and punishes them.
___

Is Monica Lewinsky still alive? Paula Jones? I'm totally a very nice person.

Those Epstein girls? Sorry, but at this point what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (WdocV)

372 I'm not a fan of the lock down shit Trump is spewing currently.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

373 Mornin', all,

Back from the grocery and doing some work-work. An email came to me from some of the students talking up black activism, down with white supremacy, etc. I thought students trained partly in economics had their heads on a little straighter.

They mention that suburban cops here fatally shot a black man last weekend. What they fail to mention is that the guy refused to stop his vehicle and led the cops on a chase, and when they caught him, he pointed a gun at the deputy. No wonder they plugged him. Good for the cops, say I. What were they supposed to do, "encourage" him to drop the weapon?

He had two weapons on him and drugs to boot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (rpbg1)

374 Learn to math.

**********

You keep that math shit away from this smart military blog.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (+dsLj)

375 372 I'm not a fan of the lock down shit Trump is spewing currently.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

He's not still on about that, is he?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (bCLt0)

376
October will be absolutely fantastic
so luxurious, you wouldn't believe
the greatest October in the history of Octobers
Posted by: DB- just DB.


The best surprise is no surprise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (aKsyK)

377 The Thing got ill

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (iTXRQ)

378 I'm gonna get a ventilator when they are at the Dollar store. Breathing is so hard before the first cuppa coffee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (XEfKE)

379 IT'S A VEE DAMMIT

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (iTXRQ)

380 I FUCKING LOVE TITYOS!





Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

Who doesn't?
I like the big bouncy ones that are Relevant to kbdabear's Interests.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (ufFY8)

381 People who can are moving out of NYC permanently. Most houses in the suburbs are selling within a week of being listed. Between Cuomo and DiBlasio's response to COVID and the riots, people of means are getting out. If a few more high earning taxpayers decide to go it's going to increase the economic disaster for the entire state.

But keep voting for Democrats like its a team sport, you guys...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (VpIIl)

382
He's not still on about that, is he?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (bCLt0)


He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

383 https://bit.ly/2XyPe91
**********
George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election
*********
I remember when Rep. thought he was SOOO smart because he used big words. So did Oswald Bates!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (H22GW)

384 can a ventilator be retrofitted into a hookah ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (zr5Kq)

385 I love it when he riffs

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (iTXRQ)

386 Just wait until the fall when Trump resumes his rallies

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (JgrP5)

387 372 I'm not a fan of the lock down shit Trump is spewing currently.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

what's wrong with what he's saying? (serious question)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

388 I continue to be ambivalent about Trump forcing the governors to end the lockdown.

On one hand ending it all would bring the economy insanely back, bigly for the summer.

On the other hand, if most of the country opens up except for California and NY where businesses are anathema but rioters are welcome, that might help Trump a smidge in winning reelection.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (+dsLj)

389 He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.


ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)

390 376
October will be absolutely fantastic
so luxurious, you wouldn't believe
the greatest October in the history of Octobers
Posted by: DB- just DB.

The best surprise is no surprise.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (aKsyK)

===========

They went for the kill on Trump's past in September of 2016, and they missed.

They have nothing on that.

It has to be something they create, and they blew their load with Russian collusion. They no longer have the tools to do anything remotely at that level again.

All they have now is Democratic governors and mayors killing their own cities and states while pointing the finger at Trump. This doesn't seem to be working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

391 I think Trump has been energized by the defenses published by various supporters and the stock market and unemployment numbers. Duh right?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (mEjqT)

392 George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election

****

George who?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (+dsLj)

393 George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election


Not as fast as we've forgotten you, George.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (oVJmc)

394 385 I love it when he riffs
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (iTXRQ)

me too

I always get a beer and sit on a barstool

it's like someone holding court a your fav watering hole

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (JgrP5)

395 George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election

___

Hey, who was the guy who was president before Biden sent us to the camps again? Was it a Bush? I remember a lot of Bushes.


Hard to remember anything when you haven't eaten anything other then vegan burgers and tofu in months.

Posted by: Some Moron in 2025 at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (WdocV)

396 385 I love it when he riffs
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (iTXRQ)
------

He's got to toot his own horn 'cause the press sure isn't going to do it.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (G0vdT)

397
Jeez, what are they using to provide the screen. captioning for that WH presser on whitehouse.gov, a random gibberish engine?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (pNxlR)

398 George Will is 79.

I am detecting a trend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (Boy/L)

399
MAGA is bigger than the man himself.
None us will "forget" how fake and evil Fake News is.

None of us will forget the treachery of the "Republican" shits.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (XIoKz)

400 He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

oy, you're right, that's idiotic. Trump really does make some bone-headed mistakes sometimes. This one won't win him any credit from the left at all, and it just pisses off his supporters. Yep, this was just a stupid mistake, he makes them at times. He can never admit he was wrong.

The Lockdowns did NOT save "millions of lives". The biggest death totals happened among people that WERE locked down in nursing homes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)

401
389 He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.


ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)

Political positioning imo. I like to say that he's taken all sides on issues, in other words he has them surrounded.

Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (zR1US)

402 I'm not a fan of the lockdowns, and frankly it will be hard to prove it didn't save lives. You don't know what you don't know and all that.

Was it worth the cost? NO.

Hindsight is 20/20. So is foresight if this happens again. The point on that is you will never get people to buy in on a lockdown again.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (VpIIl)

403 George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election
*********
I remember when Rep. thought he was SOOO smart because he used big words. So did Oswald Bates!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (H22GW)

Old Man Pontificates At Cloud

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (BAsqb)

404 379
IT'S A VEE DAMMIT

you know who else had a vee? dubya.


what? you never heard of the world-famous vee dubya?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (sGtp+)

405 Trump is wrong but the silver lining it takes away a cudgel from the Left to bash him with. Still wrong BIGLEY.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (mEjqT)

406 393 George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election

to be fair, George knows a thing or two about being forgotten

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (JgrP5)

407
If Gorge Will is right, the why isn't Bill Weld getting the R nomination?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (XIoKz)

408 saved MILLIONS of American lives

By left's own rules, he's right.

It's brilliant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (Boy/L)

409 George Will is another one who pretended to be something else for a long, long time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (oVJmc)

410 "Lot's of talk about the "disappointment" around
rioters not coming to the suburbs. People wanted to try out new gear,
sight in NV scopes, etc.

Posted by: Marcus T"

There was a group of around 100 I passed through on the way home yesterday at a large intersection. Pretty tame bunch, looked like mostly suburban a kids trying to be hip and had to get their parents permission to show up. I'm guessing their parents won't approve the looting of their homes though.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (MxEKc)

411
ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)


"Every decision we made was right."

Ugh......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

412 400 The Lockdowns did NOT save "millions of lives". The biggest death totals happened among people that WERE locked down in nursing homes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)

==========

No, they did not.

However, it's the politically astute thing to do right now.

It's either his recommendations did nothing, or we look at the results and the predictions and rub the left's faces in the difference.

"If these predictions were right, then I saved millions of lives."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

413 MAGA is bigger than the man himself.
None us will "forget" how fake and evil Fake News is.

****************

MAGA was always around, it just needed a leader that believed in America like Trump. The tea party was a great start until it got taken over by fucking grifters and scam artists working with Soros.

#provemewrong

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (+dsLj)

414 Dow headed to 27k today.

The clearance aisle is cleared out.

sra blaster and I were able to put a little bit of money into the market with this COVID thing. In hindsight our timing could have been better - we bought some stuff too early but if we were perfect predictors we would have more than a little bit of money to put in.

There is still some money to be made, but not for noobs like us.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (ZfRYq)

415 All they have now is Democratic governors and mayors killing their own cities and states while pointing the finger at Trump. This doesn't seem to be working.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)


One can only hope.

In other news, in Boston the Robert Gould Shaw memorial - honoring the all-black 54th Massachusetts Regiment - was defaced by mostly peaceful protestors, to nothing more than softly-voiced tut-tuts by the mayor and governor.

I want Boston to burn to the ground.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (2JVJo)

416 hope he does not take any questions

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (zr5Kq)

417 "George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election"

Most people reading that will wonder WTF George Will is.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (VpIIl)

418 384 can a ventilator be retrofitted into a hookah ?
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (zr5Kq)


Of course it can. You just need the right lucrative government contract.

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (mrrpT)

419
I think it's best to forgo a convention. At least 10% in attendance will try to pull shenanigans. I'm not in the fucking mood for conventioneer delegate bullshit.

Just have the MAGA rallies.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (XIoKz)

420
Thythus was a bad boy. He should have consulted Alfred Hitchcock (untouched Hmmm).

A cock-a two it is not.

Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (5IHGB)

421 He won't mention he was wrong about Georgia but I wouldn't expect him to. Move on Mr President.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (mEjqT)

422 George Will is 79.

I am detecting a trend.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (Boy/L)


Where's Covid-19 when you need it?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

423 415
One can only hope.

In other news, in Boston the Robert Gould Shaw memorial - honoring the all-black 54th Massachusetts Regiment - was defaced by mostly peaceful protestors, to nothing more than softly-voiced tut-tuts by the mayor and governor.

I want Boston to burn to the ground.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (2JVJo)

=========

I thought Boston was a bastion of racial harmony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (LvTSG)

424
Cutting Off Circulation Here, Boss - a limerick

This painting is pretty darned neat
Even vultures need something to eat
The pain in your liver
Will make a man shiver
But it can't match da agony of da feet!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (m45I2)

425 Hindsight is 20/20. So is foresight if this happens again. The point on that is you will never get people to buy in on a lockdown again.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (VpIIl)


Twenty bucks says you're wrong.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

426 They mention that suburban cops here fatally shot a black man last weekend. What they fail to mention is that the guy refused to stop his vehicle and led the cops on a chase, and when they caught him, he pointed a gun at the deputy. No wonder they plugged him. Good for the cops, say I. What were they supposed to do, "encourage" him to drop the weapon?

He had two weapons on him and drugs to boot.
______________

Not letting black criminals rampage is white supremacy!

But after these cities drop their police forces, the criminals will get hugs and teddy bears instead of being shot when they raise their guns. That'll fix everything!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (k4dH2)

427 Brutal painting. Who is Tythus?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (uVRjH)

428 "However, it's the politically astute thing to do right now."

Fucking A spot on.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (VpIIl)

429 419
I think it's best to forgo a convention. At least 10% in attendance will try to pull shenanigans. I'm not in the fucking mood for conventioneer delegate bullshit.

Just have the MAGA rallies.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (XIoKz)

Agree. Keep the enemy off balance that way.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (bCLt0)

430 He can never admit he was wrong.

*************

I don't think he ever can or should in this climate. Imagine Trump saying he was wrong to listen to the CDC and for causing two months of awful economic pain because the numbers were complete bullshit.

I'm sure the media will report that fairly.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (+dsLj)

431 I thought Boston was a bastion of racial harmony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (LvTSG)

I've said this before and I'll say it again: If you want to find honest to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California and New England.

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BAsqb)

432 They forecast millions of people dead.


That didn't happen.


They can't NOW say that the predictions that they used to demand shutdowns were wrong (making THEM wrong, too), so now Trump can take credit for the difference.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (oVJmc)

433 Soros gave you $20 to break shit? Congratulations, you're employed!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (CQ3Qb)

434 389 He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.


ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)

======

It could also be he feels he has to say this, otherwise he might open himself to more distractions from the economic news. We've also seen how unhinged the media is recently, if he talks favorably about the Swedish covid response you could give the scumbags ammo for a "Evil Trump crashed the economy for nothing!" line.

Posted by: Jackal at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (y+xzP)

435 Boston had the worst busing riots mostly peaceful protests in the country.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Boy/L)

436 He won't mention the additional unnecessary 5 trillion added to the debt. He's not winning any additional votes with his pandemic positions and just needs to talk about going forward.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (mEjqT)

437
Me and many others here swore off the Republican party in 2011. The only reason we voted in 2016 is because Donald Trump was the R nominee.

Me and many others had no intention whatsoever of voting for any of the other Republicans. Thank Christ Donald Trump came out of nowhere and saved us from 8 years hitlery clinton and then a permanent Democrat rule.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (XIoKz)

438 A George Will is a medical permission document telling the doctors to pull the plug if you ever start acting like George Will.

Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (pMGkg)

439 Even more bad news for Chauvin - of the 4 cops who are now charged, 2 of them are going to testify that they were trying to get Chauvin and his partner to stop, but that because he was senior he wouldn't listen to them.

So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.

Chauvin is a dead man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)

440 The point on that is you will never get people to buy in on a lockdown again.

we never bought in in the first place!!!

in PA we were locked down and all businesses were CLOSED by the governor out of the BLUE on March 12! That was a THURSDAY. the order gave businesses TWO HOURS to close up!

we were all so in shock and then he started the waiver process so businesses got busy trying to get a waiver rather than just defying him.

Many here are STILL CLOSED by his order! 85 days later!

it can definitely happen again, in any state with a Leftist governor (note I didn't say party, the MD and MA and OH govs were terrible too)

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (j9HX3)

441
I and many others, I meant.

Me talk like caveman, sometimes.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (XIoKz)

442
Myself and many otters??

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (XIoKz)

443 "Twenty bucks says you're wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)"

Make it $100.

I have a lot of neighbors many who lean Democrat. Some of them are small business owners. Here is a small sample. One told me that if Cuomo tries to shut his business again he better be armed. One guy lost his job, and a few others are struggling. These are middle class/upper middle class people.

I say the jury is out.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (VpIIl)

444 IT'S A VEE DAMMIT

you know who else had a vee? dubya.


what? you never heard of the world-famous vee dubya?


Posted by: Anachronda at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (sGtp+)

admit it, you're studying under Muldoon, aren't you?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (8D42x)

445 So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.


probably the same two that were super new to the force and he was training

what were they supposed to do?

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (j9HX3)

446 When I moved out of Cali last year the price of u-haul was way high, I knew I was downsizing to a studio apt so I sold everything and just moved clothes. I bought new here and saved an easy thousand. They are having to pay people to bring trucks back to shitholes people are fleeing, causing the prices to skyrocket.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (ie76E)

447 Keep in mind, all the experts predicted 9 million jobs lost

Not 2.5 million gained

Only off by nearly 12 million

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (aO8Gd)

448 Trump the Dominator!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (XEfKE)

449 Wakes up.
Looks around
Scratches
Dang. That picture just brings down any room. I'd hang it in my garage.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)

450 I've said this before and I'll say it again: If you want to find honest to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California and New England.
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BAsqb)

I've been all over and I live in MA

Boston is the most racist place in the US

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (JgrP5)

451 probably the same two that were super new to the force and he was training

what were they supposed to do?
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (j9HX3)

That's going to be their defense at their trial. It'll be interesting to see how it works for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

452 Keep in mind, all the experts predicted 9 million jobs lost

I'm also detecting a trend with this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (Boy/L)

453 Only off by nearly 12 million



Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (aO8Gd)

There is exactly ZERO chance that jobs report is accurate. Who cares, I just cashed in 40% gains in 90 minutes!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (CQ3Qb)

454 THE DOMINATOR

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (iTXRQ)

455 can a ventilator be retrofitted into a hookah ?
---
Trump branded Power Bong. It'll keep the stoners from voting.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (Eq5hG)

456 Otters celebrating in the street!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (XEfKE)

457 "Chauvin is a dead man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)"

Well, bye then.

We may disagree on some things as Americans. But one of them is NOT that Chauvin didn't commit murder. He's a sick, depraved individual who didn't belong anywhere near a police department. Reap what you sow, MF'er

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (VpIIl)

458
The pinnacle of this farce will be when a Democrat calls for the death penalty because this case warrants it. Fakes and frauds, all of them.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (XIoKz)

459 457 "Chauvin is a dead man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)"

Well, bye then.

We may disagree on some things as Americans. But one of them is NOT that Chauvin didn't commit murder. He's a sick, depraved individual who didn't belong anywhere near a police department. Reap what you sow, MF'er
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (VpIIl)

=========

And Amy Kloboucher protected him.

So hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

460 So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.

Chauvin is a dead man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)

Isn't there the full video of this and the other cops did nothing? Plus they knew they were being recorded.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (w6A0l)

461 But after these cities drop their police forces, the
criminals will get hugs and teddy bears instead of being shot when they
raise their guns. That'll fix everything!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (k4dH2)



I don't think the cities are dropping their police forces. They're just going to create a new community force that will look the other way when blacks commit crimes. But if you're white, the full force of the law will be applied.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (2N7oZ)

462 Man... Two Scoops on a roll.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (XEfKE)

463 Not letting black criminals rampage is white supremacy!

But after these cities drop their police forces, the criminals will get hugs and teddy bears instead of being shot when they raise their guns. That'll fix everything!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020


*
*

We're just one big crawfish boil away from racial harmony.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (rpbg1)

464 Trump still riffing. I gotta chuckle.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)

465 -
-

So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.




----

That seems like evidence against themselves, to me. Why would they do that?

Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)

466 Make it $100.

I have a lot of neighbors many who lean Democrat. Some of them are small business owners. Here is a small sample. One told me that if Cuomo tries to shut his business again he better be armed. One guy lost his job, and a few others are struggling. These are middle class/upper middle class people.

I say the jury is out.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (VpIIl)


I will make it $100. Your friend above is right. If another lockdown is ordered and businesses refuse, then the State comes in with guns.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

467 >>>in PA we were locked down and all businesses were CLOSED by the governor out of the BLUE on March 12! That was a THURSDAY. the order gave businesses TWO HOURS to close up!



I was at a viewing on March 16. When I got home I was told I had two days to get to Texas and pick up my son from college. It's a two-day drive to Dallas, so I left right away.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (bkUtD)

468 465

That seems like evidence against themselves, to me. Why would they do that?

Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)

Plea. Bargain.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (bCLt0)

469 What would happen if there is evidence that Chauvin was planning to murder Floyd for reasons other than the color of Floyd's skin?
Or if he took advantage of an opportunity to kill a man he specifically hated for reasons other than racism?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (Uu+Jp)

470 So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.

I thought racism killed Floyd.


Or maybe it was white privilege.


We probably need another Twitter autopsy to be sure.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (luzVb)

471 That seems like evidence against themselves, to me. Why would they do that?

Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)

Two bucks says immunity deal

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (BAsqb)

472 Dow up 808 points!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (N39Ws)

473 thought Boston was a bastion of racial harmony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (LvTSG)

I've said this before and I'll say it again: If you want to find honest to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California and New England.

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BAsqb)

don't forget the Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (8D42x)

474 LOL. He's sticking the magic wand up Obamas ass....go PDT.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (XEfKE)

475 So Chauvin told his two trainees he was going to kill Floyd? Sounds hard to believe but anything is possible these days.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (mEjqT)

476 Always a good thing to talk about Maj. James B. Howard and his Medal of Honor mission where he took on single handed something like 30 Bf 110s attacking the bombers.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=100509

Quibbles - the B/C model Mustang only has 4 .50cal machine guns and not six, that is the D/K models. Because they were mounted at an angle in the wings these guns tended to jam when Gs were pulled.

Top photo is of Howard in the cockpit of his P-51B, the plane has been fitted with the Malcolm hood to improve visibility,

Here is a color photo of his P-51B "Ding Hao!"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybjmura9

Notice it has the earlier factory installed canopy. The main gear doors are starting to bleed down from engine shut down. The white ID stripes to tell friends this is not a Bf 109 are clearly visible.

In both photos after the data block is a little white cross. This indicates this Merlin Mustang has been fitted with the fuselage fuel tank, early production Bs came off the line without this extra fuel tank.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (l0sXm)

477 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)

478 That seems like evidence against themselves, to me. Why would they do that?
***

So they don't get Whitey Bulger'd in prison?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (WdocV)

479 >>>Plea. Bargain.



They're effectively telling the jury they sat there and let it happen. Better to say nothing at all.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (bkUtD)

480 286
Collaborators.
Posted by: Grump928©

That was my first thought, too.

Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (Rbu5d)

481 Isn't there the full video of this and the other cops did nothing? Plus they knew they were being recorded.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 05, 2020


*
*

That's the truly amazing thing about the incident. They *knew* they were being recorded, and went ahead kneeling on the guy's neck, and walking around not stopping Chauvin, without a care in the world.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (rpbg1)

482 I hope the run on guns slows down. I'm ready for an AR.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (XEfKE)

483 Trump just cracked about the "magic wand" again

Heh

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd)

484 I've said this before and I'll say it again: If you want to find honest
to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California
and New England.

***

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy then Boston Massachusetts.



Posted by: 18-Obi-1 at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (WdocV)

485 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"

Tell me how many times the devil is mentioned. My guess is zero.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (Boy/L)

486 Joe Biden says that 10-15% of the population are bad people. Presumably they're all Republicans, so presumably he won't be losing any votes there. I don't know if he is including the incarcerated....

Posted by: ed gibbon at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (7G4Ic)

487 So Chauvin told his two trainees he was going to kill Floyd? Sounds hard to believe but anything is possible these days.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (mEjqT)

What actually happened means nothing to these people. The required narrative will be met:
-Chauvin killed him intentionally
-Racism is involved

The two pleading out will publicly flagellate and denounce the other two. Minneapolis PD will be neutered and the problem will only get worse.

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (BAsqb)

488 The reason they are sticking with Biden is because they plan on stealing the election. I remain optimistic that it won't work, they've red pilled too many voters this year.

Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (QCc6B)

489 Joey Digits called 10-15% of Americans asshoes.


Well, worked for Hillary. Good luck with that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (wgmJy)

490 dissed Buffett for dumping airline stocks; old man's been floundering for years now

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (zr5Kq)

491 >>>You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy then Boston Massachusetts.




Go Sawx!

Posted by: Every Guy In Boston at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (bkUtD)

492 69
I see a PENIS!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ynUFw)

By golly, you're right. First one I've seen in twelve years. And I'da missed it without your comment. Thank you, angel of mercy.

Posted by: creeper at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (XxJt1)

493 483 Trump just cracked about the "magic wand" again

Heh
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd)

==========

Obama was a feckless kunt and deserves to have that magic wand waved in his face every minute of every day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (LvTSG)

494 To be fair the Irish hate everybody including themselves.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (mEjqT)

495 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
***

Abortion?

Inner city crime?

China?

Or...do they mean a protest against stopping people from looting?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WdocV)

496 Wait, you mean we didn't need all those vents?

*shocked face*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (XEfKE)

497 He needs to wrap it up

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (iTXRQ)

498 Ventilators!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (El6T/)

499 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"



Tell me how many times the devil is mentioned. My guess is zero.



Does "white devil" count?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (luzVb)

500 Biden's numbers doesnt square with the left's assertion that anyone who voted for Trump is a racist, which would make the bad people more like 46%.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (+dsLj)

501 LOL. He's sticking the magic wand up Obamas ass....go PDT.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (XEfKE)
---------
Yeah Mr 8 year economic recovery plan ain't lookin' too good, but he don't care - he got his. Oh and he's still disappointed in us.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (/ZYFC)

502 430 He can never admit he was wrong.

*************

I don't think he ever can or should in this climate.

=====

AGREE 100%

And for all the pundits and loud mouths on the right - now is NOT the time to nitpick or criticize Trump.
*LOOKING AT YOU TUCA*

We are not just in a war but fighting raging battles.
Direct ALL your fire at the ENEMY.
There will be time to settle family business when the enemy is defeated.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WwTwF)

503 So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.


And how did they "know" this ?

seems like a conclusion

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (JgrP5)

504 I'm waiting for the MSM spin that creating too many jobs, too fast is somehow bad for the economy. You know Jen Rubin will have a hot take like that.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AJ2LA)

505 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"

Oh, FFS. Why can't people just be honest?

It's going to be a "Protest Against Whiteness."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (2JVJo)

506 Where is my extinction-level economic crash??

I was promised an extinction-level economic crash.

Right here.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (El6T/)

507 Full moon, lunar eclipse and Mars is raping Pluto.

this weekend is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (W2Pud)

508 500 Biden's numbers doesnt square with the left's assertion that anyone who voted for Trump is a racist, which would make the bad people more like 46%.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (+dsLj)

Maybe he thinks some of us are just...misguided.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)

509 479 >>>Plea. Bargain.

They're effectively telling the jury they sat there and let it happen. Better to say nothing at all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (bkUtD)

I agree, it's a bad look - but desperate men do desperate thing when they know they're in trouble, and desperate things are usually not smart things.

From the report I saw, they're going to claim that they tried to tell Chauvin to stop, but he wouldn't listen to them. Their response to "so why didn't you make him stop? You're a cop, too?" Is "well he was Senior to us so we couldn't do anything else."

I don't really see a jury buying into that. But it's what they're going to try.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)

510 497 He needs to wrap it up
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (iTXRQ)
--------

It's like one of those Grateful Dead guitar solo's that goes on just a little to long.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (G0vdT)

511

Here's what will "trend" today:

How can Trump celebrate the economy during Gorge Floyd's funeral?

How can Trump celebate the economy when he killed 100K Americans with a chinese virus?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (XIoKz)

512 504 I'm waiting for the MSM spin that creating too many jobs, too fast is somehow bad for the economy. You know Jen Rubin will have a hot take like that.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AJ2LA


All these jobs will just spread COVID around like the plague. Trump is a murderer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (wgmJy)

513 Stock market taking off like SpaceX rocket.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (88xKn)

514 499
Does "white devil" count?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (luzVb)

==========

Tangent:

I recently watched the first three Ip Man movies (overrated bores, if you ask me). Anyway, they're all thorough Chinese propaganda with the enemy always being the foreign devil (the first was Japan, the second was Britain, and the third was America/Britain). A lot of mention of the "foreign devil".

I wonder if America could make a movie about China that called Chinese people the foreign devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

515 483 Trump just cracked about the "magic wand" again

Heh
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd

Employampus Creaticus!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (WwTwF)

516 477 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)


So this wasn't clear at your church earlier?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)

517 No need to stamp out "embers".

There's actually info on viruses and how they go, in terms of epidemics.

Also the age-stratified IFR simply completely changes everything.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (El6T/)

518 Riffing Don is the best Don.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (El6T/)

519 Yeah Mr 8 year economic recovery plan ain't lookin' too good, but he don't care - he got his. Oh and he's still disappointed in us.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (/ZYFC)

THIS is the GOP also. Getting theres so fuck everyone else.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (XEfKE)

520 Just walked down to pick up my copy of my apartment lease. Three signs on the door, "NO MASK NO ENTRY."

Right. Three employees inside, and not a one wore a mask.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (rpbg1)

521 And for all the pundits and loud mouths on the right - now is NOT the time to nitpick or criticize Trump.
*LOOKING AT YOU TUCA*


yeah you're right vmom!

speaking of tuck, did anyone see him last night? he had some weird hysterical supposedly left-leaning ex-CIA (?) character on basically screaming nonsense like a woman. both of them came off like hysterics.

maybe his little plan isn't working hmm Tuck? so sad for you. I know he's a subversive guys. DO NOT TRUST HIM.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (j9HX3)

522 >>> Is "well he was Senior to us so we couldn't do anything else."


It's akin to "We were only following orders."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (bkUtD)

523 HE'S GONNA BUY AN RV AND HIT THE ROAD WITH HIS SUPER MODEL WIFE AND HE WILL DOMINATE

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (iTXRQ)

524 RV sales Go through the roof!!! LOL!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (XEfKE)

525 512 504 I'm waiting for the MSM spin that creating too many jobs, too fast is somehow bad for the economy. You know Jen Rubin will have a hot take like that.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AJ2LA


All these jobs will just spread COVID around like the plague. Trump is a murderer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (wgmJy)

__

I didn't know Jen Rubin lives in Alabama.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (AJ2LA)

526 516
477 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)



So this wasn't clear at your church earlier?

.. before we prayed, which isn't allowed under pandemic rules, but protesting ..

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)

527 Trump still riffing. I gotta chuckle.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)

What does the term riffing mean?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/xh)

528 Donny had his Wheaties this morning

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)

529 477 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"


So they're okay with it the rest of the year?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (oVJmc)

530 516 477 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)

So this wasn't clear at your church earlier?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)

-------

LOL

Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (jUVms)

531 A local factory has begun "Protesting Unassembled Products"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)

532 495 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
***

Abortion?

Inner city crime?

China?

Or...do they mean a protest against stopping people from looting?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WdocV)


And then there's the sex trafficking of little kids. That's pretty evil. Are they going to be mentioning that?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (qpAo7)

533 506 Where is my extinction-level economic crash??

I was promised an extinction-level economic crash.

Right here.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (El6T/)

Saudi's finally got cold feet on destroying the energy markets. And now Dems have finally blown up the entire Lockdown narrative when they decided that burning down their own cities was better.

Although - for anyone in Minneapolis, or NYC, or Chicago, or Los Angeles - I'd say economic extinction is still on the table.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)

534 PDT builds his own RV park and its beeeesssutiful!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)

535 RV sales Go through the roof!!! LOL!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (XEfKE)

We will know we are in an alternate universe if Marcus Lemonis becomes a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (QR/xh)

536 Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WwTwF)

I agree but I don't see where there was a backlash specifically aimed at Trump for the shutdown where it was necessary to double down on defending it. It's aggravating to say the least not to be able to comment on something that has the potential to economically destroy the country. The consequences of that 5 trillion ain't going away anytime soon.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (mEjqT)

537 George Will can't assume room temperature soon enough.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (4Pleu)

538 I wonder if America could make a movie about China that called Chinese people the foreign devil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020


*
*

Maybe some of the early movies about Dr. Fu Manchu actually said it. I think the first one with Boris Karloff as the doctor was pre-Code?

Sax Rohmer's early 1900s novels about Fu Manchu came right out and said it. But his hero, Nayland Smith, was talking primarily about Fu Manchu himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)

539 >What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original


speaking extemporaneously

off the cuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (iTXRQ)

540 Boston Busing Riots was 1974. A lot has changed since then. Southie isn't Irish anymore. Goodwill Hunting Southie had already disappeared when that movie was made.

(Hell's Kitchen NYC was long gone before State of Grace).

I lived and worked around Boston for fifteen years and never observed racist behavior or comments.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (gd9RK)

541 69 I see a PENIS!
---
The POV from 69.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WQZ1O)

542 Hospitals are now "Protesting Unaccomplished Elective Surgery"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (3aI0K)

543 heh
he said pee pee pee

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (iTXRQ)

544 Trump's economy is like Tityos' liver - no matter how the Demvultures attack it, ot just keeps growing back.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WwTwF)

545 Oh geez, Don. These wonderful people were, and remain, wrong about key things. I hope he actually has learned something here from the failure of some of the key experts.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (El6T/)

546 Now Trump cracks he's gonna start traveling in an RV

Lol

Do, like John Madden

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (aO8Gd)

547 The Kung Flu is OVER, man!

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (eAZVt)

548 527 Trump still riffing. I gotta chuckle.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)

What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/x

It's like a game of badminton with small fish.



Ok. It's nothing like that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (wgmJy)

549
riffing -
1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (pNxlR)

550 527 Trump still riffing. I gotta chuckle.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)

What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/xh)
------

To me, adlibing. Stream of consciousness.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (G0vdT)

551 541 69 I see a PENIS!
---
The POV from 69.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WQZ1O)

HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)

552
Probable NY TIMES headline

Trump forces millions of people of color back to work, proving he is a white supremacist

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (AJ2LA)

553 Not PC enough?

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (dQF3z)

554 531 A local factory has begun "Protesting Unassembled Products"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)


Later on today, I'll be telling Mrs. Muse that I'm protesting unmade sammiches.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (qpAo7)

555 550 527 Trump still riffing. I gotta chuckle.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)

What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/xh)
------

To me, adlibing. Stream of consciousness.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (G0vdT)

===========

I went to one of his rallies in the 2016 primary.

Pure riffing from beginning to end.

Polls, the pope, Democrats, Republicans. Just riffing for about 45 minutes.

He controlled that room. It was kind of incredible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

556 Melania is coming to a KOA near you folks - get that pool cleaned up.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (/ZYFC)

557 What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original


speaking extemporaneously

off the cuff
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (iTXRQ)

thanks, my grandmother used that term if she was belching . LOL.
I couldn't imagine Trump doing that at a press conference.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (QR/xh)

558 From the sound of it, yes, they've really taken Trump off his game.


LOL.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (oVJmc)

559 Probable NY TIMES headline

Trump forces millions of people of color back to work, proving he is a white supremacist

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (AJ2LA)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (XEfKE)

560 A serious powerful wall that can't be penetrated

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (iTXRQ)

561 Tangent:

I recently watched the first three Ip Man movies (overrated bores, if you ask me). Anyway, they're all thorough Chinese propaganda with the enemy always being the foreign devil (the first was Japan, the second was Britain, and the third was America/Britain). A lot of mention of the "foreign devil".

I wonder if America could make a movie about China that called Chinese people the foreign devil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

I suggest you watch the Korean movie BLOOD RAIN, my wife loves the costumes and it's a good murder mystery type movie I'm not gonna give the twist away at the end but it's very good

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (dKiJG)

562 534 PDT builds his own RV park and its beeeesssutiful!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)

____

Fire pits and picnic tables are all painted gold.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (AJ2LA)

563 539 >What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original

what one does not do with his wife

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (JgrP5)

564 534 PDT builds his own RV park and its beeeesssutiful!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)

Only the most terrific, really amazing tornados will sweep through there. Beautiful tornados, just the best.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

565 PDT builds his own RV park and its beeeesssutiful!!!!
-----
Park sold out. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (WQZ1O)

566 speaking of tuck, did anyone see him last night? he had some weird hysterical supposedly left-leaning ex-CIA (?) character on basically screaming nonsense like a woman. both of them came off like hysterics.

maybe his little plan isn't working hmm Tuck? so sad for you. I know he's a subversive guys. DO NOT TRUST HIM.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (j9HX3)

I saw that, I do think that guy made a few good points. But you're right, in his delivery he came off as somebody who was out of his head. Tucker is still the best on TV (out of a very bad bunch), but he misses some obvious things. For instance, he just blew the call on the Syria situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)

567 Economic extinction (beyond non-chain restaurants, and that would be an exchange of old ones for the new ones that will replace them) was never remotely in the cards.

Oil situation was the oil situation. Happens. We've seen it many times before.

Was never any chance of an "extinction event", generally.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (El6T/)

568 >What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original

Babbling like a lunatic.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (IqfdE)

569 A historic and luxurious wall, built from RVs and surplus ventilators

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (iTXRQ)

570
Y'know who couldn't riff? Barky.

All the "I, I, I" and "me, me, me" sounded like stammering.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)

571 556 Melania is coming to a KOA near you folks - get that pool cleaned up.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (/ZYFC)

I Laughed. I wanna be in the Trump/Melania RV caravan!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (XEfKE)

572 563 539 >What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original

what one does not do with his wife
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (JgrP5)

Someone needs to watch RiffTrax!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

573 No need to stamp out "embers".
There's actually info on viruses and how they go, in terms of epidemics.
Also the age-stratified IFR simply completely changes everything.
Posted by: rhomboid


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Hell, Polis is still nattering on about "our efforts to flatten the curve are working" and "not overwhelming the healthcare system" and "the pandemic threatens the lives and livelihoods of our citizens". I only WISH he were talking about stomping out embers.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (m45I2)

574 I don't really see a jury buying into that. But it's what they're going to try.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)

If the trial isn't automatically moved to a different city you'll know the fix is in. Well we knew that anyway but I tried.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (CQ3Qb)

575 I went to one of his rallies in the 2016 primary.

Pure riffing from beginning to end.

Polls, the pope, Democrats, Republicans. Just riffing for about 45 minutes.

He controlled that room. It was kind of incredible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

He would do that at the NRA conventions I've attended. Then smooth right back into the written script. Mr. Jen and I always said the hardest job wasn't the secret service, it was Trump's teleprompter person starting and stopping the script exactly when he needed to.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (QR/xh)

576 >>>What does the term riffing mean?


Think Robin Williams.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (bkUtD)

577 Sax Rohmer's early 1900s novels about Fu Manchu came right out and said it. But his hero, Nayland Smith, was talking primarily about Fu Manchu himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)


Back in the day when "The Yellow Peril" was a thing.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (qpAo7)

578 HE'S GONNA BUY AN RV AND HIT THE ROAD WITH HIS SUPER MODEL WIFE AND HE WILL DOMINATE


"WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (oVJmc)

579 Google removed an app that lets you know if they were made in China and will uninstall them. It's was an India app

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (dKiJG)

580 NY TIMES (probably): millions of people working again will cause destruction to the environment. Trump is a monster.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (AJ2LA)

581 256 I always wanted to have a neighborhood militia. Unfortunately my neighborhood's average age is about 89.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (mEjqT)


If they can pull a trigger, they'll be certainly more effective than what you have now. What better militia would you want than one full of patriots with nothing much else to lose and making one more stand for the country they love.

Posted by: Sooner,- White blue-eyed debil at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (Fs5vw)

582 Who's the defense attorney for the Minny Cops?


Talk about a lose lose situation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (wgmJy)

583 "sadists, thieves" at the VA!

Too early to laugh as loud as I want.

Riffing rambling Trump is best Trump.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (El6T/)

584 "speaking of tuck, did anyone see him last night? he had some weird hysterical supposedly left-leaning ex-CIA (?) character on basically screaming nonsense like a woman. both of them came off like hysterics"

WTF are you talking about? The ex-CIA guy was righteously angry about THE LEFT and the rioters.

What the hell were you listening to?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (HabA/)

585 Ha!

Shushing the rude reporter.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (El6T/)

586 Stock market rally has nearly returned my stocks to
value to before the corona hoax. A few weak spot but pretty sure those
will be back soon, they could be good buying opportunity still. Glad I
didn't panic and sell. Only wish I would have had the nerve to buy two
months ago.


Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)

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Yep. I know some people that think they are really smart and sold out near the bottom. They would tell me to get out because I was losing so much money. I said I haven't lost shit because I haven't sold anything.. I bet those people are are none too happy. I'll make a point of mentioning that next time I'm in contact.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pw+jk)

587 Dow up 882

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (G0vdT)

588 568 >What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original

Babbling like a lunatic.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (IqfdE)


So Joe Biden, then. Got it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (qpAo7)

589 Sax Rohmer's early 1900s novels about Fu Manchu came right out and said it. But his hero, Nayland Smith, was talking primarily about Fu Manchu himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)

Back in the day when "The Yellow Peril" was a thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020


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If you want stories with "sudden mysterious death by night," Rohmer was your man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)

590 Riffing? OK, y'all let me break it down for ya. It's what kids on the street are calling it when you put cocaine in a glass pipette, put it in their ear and get high from the eardrum contact. That's riffing.

Posted by: Ice-T playing that cop on Law and Order at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

591 What is riffing?

*****

Not to be cofused with 'yiffing'

Don't look it up.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)

592 PDT builds his own RV park and its beeeesssutifull

Endangered rainforest hardwood campfires.

Posted by: banned smores at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (uCJUf)

593
At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"

That's implicit in every Mass I go to.

Thank God, my parish doesn't have an American flag in the sanctuary. It's the house of the Lord, Whose kingdom is not of this world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (mht8P)

594 576 >>>What does the term riffing mean?
Think Robin Williams.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (bkUtD)

or what we do here, all day, every day!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (Kpl3J)

595 In music, riffing means basically, if you're writing songs, everybody plays their riffs and the group collectively decides what's good and what's crap. If you're writing, and Billy brings some riffs and Tommy brings some riffs and Jeffrey brings some riffs, and you, well, RIFF on them for a while and you separate the wheat from the chaff and use the good riffs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (+7yf7)

596 Just walked down to pick up my copy of my apartment lease. Three signs on the door, "NO MASK NO ENTRY."

Right. Three employees inside, and not a one wore a mask.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (rpbg1)


We have that same sign in my office, courtesy of our male Karen. Along with a table at the door to the suite with instruction placards, hand sanitizer, a package of wipes, a paper towel dispenser and a digital thermometer.

Nobody wears a mask in the office except the Karen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (kVr0X)

597 Yep. I know some people that think they are really smart and sold out near the bottom. They would tell me to get out because I was losing so much money. I said I haven't lost shit because I haven't sold anything.. I bet those people are are none too happy. I'll make a point of mentioning that next time I'm in contact.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pw+jk)


I dumped a bunch of money in at the bottom.

I'm Scrooge McDuck and I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (wgmJy)

598 It's like one of those Grateful Dead guitar solo's that goes on just a little to long.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (G0vdT)

like all of them ?

Posted by: angsterdamn at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (gMabG)

599 "How did the economy help George Floyd?"

Dear God I loathe those people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (XEfKE)

600 Jeebus the rudeness and idiocy of the "press" just doesn't stop getting worse.

And now, for your whiplash-inducing transition - Reverend Pence, with his pipe, golden retriever at his feet, in his bath robe, assuring the kids everything will be OK.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (El6T/)

601 Knew it, press couldn't wait to "pounce".

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (G0vdT)

602 If you want stories with "sudden mysterious death by night," Rohmer was your man


Tell me more...

Posted by: Hillary!(shart)(hic) at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (uCJUf)

603 Stock market rally has nearly returned my stocks to
value to before the corona hoax. A few weak spot but pretty sure those
will be back soon, they could be good buying opportunity still. Glad I
didn't panic and sell. Only wish I would have had the nerve to buy two
months ago.


Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)

___

And for most people who contribute on a monthly or bi-weekly schedule, to a 401k, they will be better off, having purchased cheap stocks for a couple of months. My total portfolio is down 6.2% from the pre Wuhan bullshit. By year end I expect it up 5% easily.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (AJ2LA)

604 It's like a game of badminton with small fish.

We call that Shadminton.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (+7yf7)

605 PDT builds his own RV park and its beeeesssutiful!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)

Only the most terrific, really amazing tornados will sweep through there. Beautiful tornados, just the best.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

as someone who grew up in the Midwest and chased tornadoes for fun as a kid, i'm just VERY happy that i didn't have a mouth full of covfefe when i read this. i nearly did a spit take with an empty mouth.

i could DEFINATELY hear him saying it that way. and I'd love it.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (8D42x)

606 We have that same sign in my office, courtesy of our male Karen. Along with a table at the door to the suite with instruction placards, hand sanitizer, a package of wipes, a paper towel dispenser and a digital thermometer.

Nobody wears a mask in the office except the Karen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020


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It looks like I will go back to office work sometime in early August. My mind's eye pictures a setup just like you mention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)

607 540 Boston Busing Riots was 1974. A lot has changed since then. Southie isn't Irish anymore. Goodwill Hunting Southie had already disappeared when that movie was made.

(Hell's Kitchen NYC was long gone before State of Grace).

I lived and worked around Boston for fifteen years and never observed racist behavior or comments.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (gd9RK)


Hmm.

I grew up in SC and Boston is the most racist place I have ever been. But time passes.

In the summer of 88, some public housing caught fire and Boston had to relocate some families. An African American family was going to be rehomed into Southie. It was the first time in recorded history that blacks had lived in this particular neighborhood. It was a big enough deal that it was front page of the Glob.

But what was really funny was that the TV newsies were going around Southie asking people what they thought about it, hoping to get some reaction, and people were like, :So?"

In the 70s, bus riots? Boston.

I went to First Night celebrations in Boston throughout the late 80s and 90s - that was the whitest group of people I had ever seen.

But, like I said, time passes.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (ZfRYq)

608 599 "How did the economy help George Floyd?"

Dear God I loathe those people.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (XEfKE)
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Really? Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (G0vdT)

609 Making the press corps sit in direct midday sun in 75 percent humidity Is pure genius

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (DY3v8)

610 If only Trump would say this:

If George Floyd wanted to work a job rather than sell drugs, he could.

That's called options.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (wgmJy)

611 "It's the economy, stupid." The end.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (zr5Kq)

612 SO- to recap:

Ventilators
Numbers- beautiful numbers, no one expected numbers like these, they're spectacular
No baby talk
I'm buying an RV

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (iTXRQ)

613 Donna he was going way way WAY too far

good points buried in overly-done reactionary bluster!

that guy was creepy, sorry.

just because they SAY the right things, doesn't make me trust them automatically. something there was really really off.

what was his point? what was he CLEARLY encouraging people to do?

the Left was hoping that WE escalate the violence. it hasn't happened and frankly that guy was trying to light a fuse. as tucker has been.

Nope. Not buying.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (j9HX3)

614 Nooooooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (s2crL)

615 Trump should invite the family of David Dorn or other victims of the riots to the WH and talk about their sufferings. I know he already has mentioned it, but he needs to keep it up.

Get the focus of Floyd and onto the people hurt by the so-called "peaceful protesters."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (HabA/)

616 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)

Now is your chance to cosplay as emperor Palpatine. Bring a sign "I ❣ EVIL".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (LxTcq)

617 Yep. I know some people that think they are really smart and sold out near the bottom. They would tell me to get out because I was losing so much money. I said I haven't lost shit because I haven't sold anything.. I bet those people are are none too happy. I'll make a point of mentioning that next time I'm in contact.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pw+jk)

___

Exact same thing happened in 2008 and then missed. People have really short fucking memories.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (AJ2LA)

618 Insom. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (XEfKE)

619 Riffing is like scattin' and a bee-boppin'

/George Costanza

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (m45I2)

620 Jeebus the rudeness and idiocy of the "press" just doesn't stop getting worse.

**************

As much as i see some merit to Trump needing to be more presidential and statesmanlike in times of crisis he shows amazing restraint.

Had it been me I would have napalmed the press then drone striked the ashes, just to be sure.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (+dsLj)

621 Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (IqfdE)


You're an authority, then.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (oVJmc)

622 599 "How did the economy help George Floyd?"

Bitches be carrying mo money when I jacks 'em!

Posted by: fentanyl floyd at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (uCJUf)

623 Trump just gave the dismissive "I'm disgusted with you" hand wave to the news worms

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (aO8Gd)

624 612 SO- to recap:

Ventilators
Numbers- beautiful numbers, no one expected numbers like these, they're spectacular
No baby talk
I'm buying an RV


And:

Nobody saw anything like this disease before. It's true. No, it's true.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (+7yf7)

625 >>606
We have that same sign in my office, courtesy of our male Karen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020

If this hasn't already been done, a male version for Karen needs to be established.

Ken? Cameron?

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (yvnmY)

626 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)

627 How did the economy help George Floyd?"



Dear God I loathe those people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM


If the China virus shutdown had not cost him his job, he wouldn't have been passing a counterfeit $20 and the cop would have never responded to a call and he'd still be alive.

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (OMsf+)

628 554 531 A local factory has begun "Protesting Unassembled Products"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)

Later on today, I'll be telling Mrs. Muse that I'm protesting unmade sammiches.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (qpAo7)

For lunch I am going to protest the existence of left over pork chops.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (NgKpN)

The Morning Report - 6/5/20

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Good morning, kids. Friday and before I get into my thoughts for today, I want to apologize to all for a comment I left yesterday in a late afternoon thread. I do not want to rehash it, and would appreciate it if those who saw it and reacted would not either. It was distasteful and not reflective of who I am and you all are. It came out as a result of the gun we are collectively under; that's an explanation, not an excuse. You deserve better from me and I shall endeavor to persevere in that light.

Now, back to putting our head under the gun as it were. Yesterday, I confided that I was not only depressed but actually felt genuinely terrified about what we have been going through over the past eight days. I'm not going to be a Pollyanna about things because this nation is arguably facing the greatest threat to its existence in its history, even greater than that of the Civil War and World War 2. At least in the latter, despite our divisions and differences we shared common values, heritage and belief in the founding principles. One can perhaps argue that that existed even with the former.

Not today. America has effectively been cleaved in half. On one side we have those who believe in this nation, the righteousness and divine providence of its founding, and with all its many flaws that it is still the last best hope for humanity and the greatest nation that will ever exist in this world. On the other side, we have in essence, a hostile foreign power that believes the polar opposite. But it is not a foreign power at all, as Abraham Lincoln so presciently predicted in 1838:

"...At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time, or die by suicide."

Let's get real here; if G-d forbid Joe Biden wins this November, the nation ceases to exist right then and there. Oh sure, the riots will magically stop and the lockdowns and quarantines will be lifted. But the Democrats and their all-too-willing Renfield-icans will finish the job that somehow Obama's 8-year Reign of Error miraculously failed to do.

But if Trump wins, as I still feel he will, you can expect open warfare even worse than what we have seen, and without the corpse of an unfortunate black man to wave around as a talisman. The rot within the vitals of our nation to paraphrase Lincoln's words will still be there - in Washington, in the courts, the agitprop media and worst of all in the schools, where we are reaping the Gramscian whirlwind that Bill Ayers sowed decades ago. They can neither be reasoned nor bargained with. They will not cease, they will not stop. I believe that four more years of a Trump presidency could and should turn around even this disaster, in terms of the economy and getting real Americans back to work. But it cannot last forever. The Democrats can never again be allowed to wield power and yet eventually they will.

Even with that said and on top of what I admitted to you yesterday, I feel a sense of optimism. What cannot go on will not go on. There are only three options: 1) a national divorce where we are geographically and politically split into some sort of North American version of the former Yugoslavia, 2) America completely subsumed by the Maoists or 3) defeating the Left, if not completely (which I think is impossible given the circumstances) then to the extent that they can no longer threaten to overthrow the nation while still participating in governance (almost as impossible as a total defeat).

Given the fact that they are who they are, with a fundamentalist belief in a perverted sort of "manifest destiny" as it were to conquer the world that parallels their Muslim fellow travelers' weltanschauung, I don't see how they would ever surrender, nor even agree to a split. They would never leave us alone for several reasons. First, it would be painfully obvious in short order that as free America flourishes and grows, New Antifaria would turn into a hellish nightmare that would make Zimbabwe a paradise in comparison. And that contrast would completely counter their worldview and expose them for the liars they are and always were. They cannot countenance that. Just like the Jews and now Christians. If Israel did not exist and there was only one Jew left and he lived on the other side of the universe, Islam would expend every ounce of its strength to build a spaceship to travel to him so they could cut his head off. Ditto for the Left and the last real American standing.

Wherever we are, however we are, they will not sleep until we are wiped off the face of the earth. That is the challenge we are facing here and now. I don't have a crystal ball, I cannot see the future. But freedom is never free and it never will be. We have to fight for it. Most of our lives, it was in a rhetorical sense. Now the wolf is at our throat and it's the real thing. But it's worth fighting for. And President Trump is worth fighting for. The only reason we are seeing this is because, unlike previous Republican presidents and politicians who roll over, HE FIGHTS BACK. I stand with him.

Yes, we will be stabbed in the back and in the heart by the likes of the Deep Staters, cucks, RINO flunkies and traitors. Accept that and go forward. I think in spite of everything, and even in spite of the grim choices/scenarios I have laid out, events have a way of unfolding that we cannot predict and that can work out in our favor. Tet Offensive and all that. The fire that has been set by the Left may very well blowback and burn them in profound ways that we cannot see. If nothing else, just fight back because it pisses the Left off that we are here and we are not going anywhere.

In the words of their hero Joe Stalin "not one step back."


    CIVIL WAR 2.0: NATIONAL RIOTING/INSURRECTION
    Frankly, I think we're making a mistake like we did with the Islamic terrorists and turning this into a law enforcement issue. We're facing an uprising by an insurrectionist movement that is part and parcel of the Democrat Party that is allied with if not funding and protecting an almost paramilitary force of violent terrorists. This is a war and it should be fought as such. Do we even have counterinsurgency elements in our own armed forces? I hope we do because now is the time to break the glass and get the fire axe.

    Looks like terrorists had the Richmond Federal Courthouse in their literal sights and no doubt others around the country, equally culpable IMHO as the terrorists hurling Molotov cocktails are the vile, filthy, traitorous words of Pee-Air Defecto and the Alaskan Snow-Blower who praised Lord Haw-Haw Mattis' backstabbing of the President to the hilt. Those two, and everyone pretending to be on our side are every bit the enemy as the Leftists. Both John Dowd and Jeffrey Lord shred Mattis, another essay on whether or not Trump should invoke the Insurrection Act to quell the rioting. I think that's what the enemy wants so they can call him a dictator and blame the unrest on him since he'll own the subsequent reaction to it, which may make the past eight days seem tame by comparison. As I stated, time to go after the ringleaders and the financiers out of the spotlight. Deep State traitors and leakers notwithstanding.

    America's pus-laden bedsore Al Sharpton was the featured speaker at Wellstone Memorial 2: Death-to-America Boogaloo which I'm sure will be just as helpful to Biden this November as the original was to Kerry 16 years ago now, and the invaluable David Horowitz has his response to the Sharpton blood-libeling of America, Bill DeBolshevik set upon by his own minions, NYPD finally enforces the curfews with arrests across the city, the idiocy and a soupcon of Lysenkoism from the city council, Mikvah Waters sez rioting is negative language hurtful to black rioters or something (the new "N" word), aren't we sick of the reruns already, women gets the Donald Sutherland pod-person finger-point for daring to erase graffiti, Larry Elder on the sham of BLM considering the year-in-year-out black on black carnage no one dare mention, and Barack Obama opened his mouth and sang his rendition of "I Me Mine" for the umpteenth time.

    As an aside, I would not be surprised to learn that what we are witnessing was orchestrated in whole or in part inside the Kalorama Kommie Kompound - just like the original Russia Collusion hoax and even the blue state lockdowns.

  • AG Barr: DoJ Has Evidence That Antifa, Other Extremist Groups Instigated Rioting
  • Project Veritas: Portland Antifa Cell Trains Recruits to "Eye Gouge," "Destroy Your Enemy"
  • Antifa Marked Richmond Federal Courthouse For Potential Arson, FBI Document Warns
  • Abject Scumbag Pee-Air Defecto Romney Praises Lord Haw-Haw Mattis' Criticism of Trump: "Stunning and Powerful"
  • Crooked Coke Whore Murkowski Praises Haw-Haw Mattis, Says She's Unsure If She Will Vote For Trump
  • Trump Shares Letter From Lawyer John Dowd Unloading on James Mattis Over Mattis' Attack on Trump
  • Lord: General Mattis Is Wrong
  • As Cities Burn, Will Trump Invoke the Insurrection Act? Should He?
  • Al Sharpton Attacks President Trump At George Floyd's Funeral Today In Disgraceful Performance For Nation
  • Horowitz: George Floyd's Memorial: A Travesty Just Like the Protests in his Behalf
  • DeBolshevik Met With Harsh Boos at George Floyd Vigil
  • NYPD Finally Enforces Curfew, Arrests Dozens of "Protesters" Across NYC
  • A Parade of Idiocy From NYC Politicians
  • What Aren't Minnesota's Democrat Leaders Telling Us?
  • Mikvah Waters Classifies Term "Rioting" as "Negative Language... Used Against Black People"
  • Time to Get Out of the Streets - A Letter to Peaceful Protesters
  • Protests, Riots, Death By Cop: Have We Learned Nothing?
  • Women Chastised For Removing Graffiti: "Not a Great Way to Use Your White Privilege"
  • America's Elites Attend the Court of King Mob, Where There Can Be No Justice, No Peace and No Truth
  • Elder: The George Floyd Riots - Where's Black Lives Matter When You Need Them? (mostly rioting and Mau-Mauing everyone - jjs)
  • The Emptiness of "Presidential" (Obama opens cake-hole, spews semen-tinged flatus - jjs)

    CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
    As Oscar Wilde once quipped "there are only two tragedies in life; one is not getting what you want and the other is getting it." This is why I am not entirely against blue cities abolishing their police forces. Elsewhere, perhaps the Portland police, if they really are horrified by what's going on in their city (and I have my doubts given recent history) should emulate the cops in Louisville. Hell, march on City Hall, arrest that psycho mayor and the city council and take over. Nazi collaborator and convicted felon George Soros not only bankrolled the terrorists, he installed DA's and A'sG who will let them get away with it by not prosecuting. Meanwhile Daniel Greenfield puts two and two together as St. Louis makes his point, Angel-of-Death Cuomo ripped for his lies about the rioting and Andy Ngo takes the terrorists who assaulted him to court. Meh, he'll get an Emmet Sullivan or Amy Berman Jackson so what's the use?

  • Madness: Minneapolis City Council Wants to Disband Entire Police Department, Move Towards Nonviolent Public Safety Outreach
  • Abolishing the Police Is Becoming a More Popular Idea Among Left-Wingers
  • LA Officials Push to Cut Police Budget By Up to $150 Million After Riots
  • Were Portland Police Officers Ordered to Kneel to Rioters?
  • Report: Dozens of Officers Walk Out on Democrat Mayor in Louisville
  • Riots, Brought to You By District Attorneys Who Won't Prosecute (at the behest of a bona fide Nazi collaborator who bankrolled them - jjs)
  • Greenfield: New York and California Freed Thousands of Criminals and the Riots Began
  • All Rioters, Arsonists, Looters in St. Louis Freed from Jail Without Charges
  • Angel-of-Death Cuomo's Full of It on Looters and the No-Bail Law
  • Andy Ngo Files Lawsuit Seeking $900,000 from Rose City Antifa for 2019 Assaults

    CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS, FACTS AND AMERICA IMPRISONED
    Media goes nuts as Sweden explodes their sky-is-falling propaganda that still has us imprisoned, funny how no one is scared of the virus so long as they have a sledge hammer and Molotov cocktail at hand, we are all FDR's Japanese internees now, hand sanitizer politics, NYC doctor rips the raging incompetence of city and state leadership, and "New York City's hiring process for contact tracers has been marked by internal strife, bureaucratic delays, and union fights," or just a day ending in "Y."

  • Media Enraged That More Swedes Aren't Dying
  • New Marxist Frontiers: The Riots Cured the Incurable Virus
  • Kelly: Social Justice Cancels Social Distancing
  • Democrats Confining Americans Like It's 1942
  • The Politics of Hand Sanitizer
  • Trail of Dysfunction
  • Myopic Leadership on Chinese COVID-19 Continues to Grip New York City

    SHAMPEACHMENT, CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION,
    Julie Kelly with a blood-boiler: "after winning his Republican primary last month, Sasse is back to his old anti-Trump tricks," Chuck Grassley is another annoying twerp looking for a spotlight, and Ron Johnson given the power to haul Obama henchman before the committee. We'll see how this goes.

  • Kelly: Ben Sasse-hole Rescues Obamagate Conspirators
  • RUFKM? Chuck Grassley Piles On, Will Block Trump's Nominees Until He Gets Answers About IG Firings
  • HSGAC Votes to Give Sen. Ron Johnson Authority to Subpoena Obama Officials

    DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
    Arrest warrant. Problem solved. Meh, Democrats.

  • Democrat Colorado Senate Candidate John Hickenlooper Defies State Subpoena

    OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM
    Hard to have sympathy for the NYPD when DeBolshevik pisses on them when they agree to persecute Jews at his behest.

  • As Rioters Destroy New York, Cops Kick Jewish Families Out of a Playground

    POLITICS, 2020 ELECTION
    Trump reams Joey Sex-Knuckles for his hypocrisy on support for the Clinton crime bill when Trump has been spearheading criminal justice reform, cop unions ditching Biden, Menshevik on Bolshevik in the Sanders gulag, Ron DeSantis throws out the welcome mat for the RNC, Malig-Nancy Pelosi suffers gran mal seizure on camera, huge win in Texas against steal-the-vote-by-mail, Dinesh D'Souza on winds and whirlwinds, Mark Cuban sees writing on wall, Eliot Engel desperate to save his comb-over, and three links in praise of PDT: "The evocative images of the President standing for freedom, supporting law enforcement and respecting the church universal in front of St. John's while holding the Holy Scriptures were powerful symbols of the foundations of American freedom and justice," "David Horowitz writes the definitive summing-up of Donald Trump's efforts during the last three years to enact his 'big agenda' - and of his enemies' obsessive campaign to foil those efforts at every turn," and finally, Conrad Black still believes PDT will prevail: "the president will stay the course and defeat the unholy coalition of improvident events and the shopworn Democrats who, in their desperation, have allied themselves with pestilence and mayhem."

  • Checkmate: Trump Flips the Script on Biden Amid George Floyd Protests, Using Biden's Own Record
  • Police Unions Abandon Biden After He Promotes Cop Reform
  • Expect Little Change in Police Reform with a Biden Presidency
  • "Bernie World" Melts Down as Staffers Go Public in Sanders Campaign Civil War
  • Gov. DeSantis Suggests Florida Could Host Republican National Convention
  • Malig-Nancy Pelosi Suffers 10-Second Mental Lapse On-Camera During Press Conference
  • Appeals Court Bench Blocks Universal Vote-By-Mail In Texas
  • Dinesh D'Souza on the New Socialism: "Academia Is the Theory, Antifa Is the Practice"
  • Mark Cuban Decides Against Presidential Run After Seeing Hired Pollster's Report
  • Embattled New York Dem Eliot Engel Won't Seek NY Times Endorsement Over Cotton Op-Ed (nice try, but you're gone - jjs)
  • Donald Trump, St. John's, and Symbolic Leadership
  • David Horowitz's Thumbs-up for Trump
  • Black: Stormy Days for the President and the Republic (interesting use of the word "Stormy," Conrad - jjs)

    FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH
    Open revolt at the Slimes for daring to print an actual op-ed with a contrary point of view, the paper issues an apology for printing Tom Cotton's piece, and Cotton has them dead on the money, Amazon muzzles author whose questioned the lockdowns but Hitler and Ted Kaczynski are not controversial at all to Bezos, whoever runs this app should be arrested for aiding and abetting domestic terrorism, social(ist) media runs red with anti-white hate speech (hello, SPLC?), Facebook getting its mind right as in wrong by censoring Antifa critic and GOP candidate, Philly Inquirer staff sick-out over headline decrying property destruction, Newsweek is still around? I guess they are and they're playing fast and loose with facts, Charlamagne the Cog calls sit-down with Limbaugh a waste of time. Considering the former is clueless dolt, he deserves to be led around by the nose by his Democrat-Left masters.

    Also, after three years of incessant Kolluzhnikovs, media suddenly ignores Rod Rosenpenis testimony, hack-in-black who tried to ban Federalist Society is a leftist (no!), and finally, conservative film maker and Trump pick to head the VOA is approved by the Senate. Good.

  • NY Times Reporters Stage "Open Revolt" Over Tom Cotton Op-Ed Calling On Military to Help End Wide-Scale Riots and Looting
  • NY Slimes Editor Who Sent Anti-Semitic Tweets Says Cotton Op-Ed Endangers Blacks
  • NY Times Issues Apology For Publishing Tom Cotton's Op-Ed
  • Cotton: "A Child Mob Runs the NY Times
  • Amazon Blocked Chinese Coronavirus Skeptic's Book But Still Sells Books By Hitler, the Unabomber
  • Signal Messaging App Adds Face-Blurring Feature to Hide Identity of Protesters (if this is prosecutable, go after the company for conspiracy - jjs)
  • An Orgy of Anti-White Hatred Erupts on Social[ist] and Mainstream Media
  • Facebook Blacklists Georgia Candidate's Warning to Antifa After 2 Million Views
  • Philadelphia Inquirer Staff Call In "Sick and Tired" After "Buildings Matter, Too" Headline
  • Check Out the Sneaky Sleight of Hand Newsweek Used to Try and Convince You Americans Support the Riots
  • Charlamagne Tha Cog: Rush Limbaugh Interview a "Waste of Time"
  • Networks Ignore Rosenpenis Testimony After Years Pushing Russia Collusion Story
  • Hack-in-Black Tied to Federalist Society Ban Belonged to Left-Wing Legal Group
  • US Senate Approves Trump Nominee Michael Pack to Head US Broadcasting

    SECOND AMENDMENT
    Great news out of Florida, and "Leftists fear an empowered citizenry that can do things without the pre-approval of liberal bureaucrats."

  • Florida Supreme Court Blocks Assault Weapon Ban From Ballot Handing Dems Huge Loss
  • The Left Fears Law-Abiding Gun Owners More Than Rioters

    FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
    G-d bless the wonderful oppressed people of Hong Kong, someone actually survived the Tiananmen Square mass murder of civilians? Also, Victor Davis Hanson on how China no longer playing games but is now a bust-out thug regime, Michael Ledeen reads Chinese tea leaves, Russian meddling right here! Crickets from the media. Also Betsy McCaughey praises PDT for ditching the WHO, Farsis and Russkies arming up Libyan terrorists (thanks Obama and Hillary!) and finally, wow, a suspect named in the 13-year-old Madeline McCann cold case kidnapping.

  • Thousands in Hong Kong Attend "Illegal" Tiananmen Square Memorials
  • Report: China "Disappears" Tiananmen Square Survivor in Run-Up to Anniversary
  • V.D. Hanson: China Isn't Letting a Pandemic Go to Waste
  • Ledeen: Chinese at the Gates
  • Russia Denies Meddling in US Protests, as Pro-Kremlin Outlets Vent
  • McCaughey: Why President Trump is Entirely Right to Give Up on WHO
  • Iran, Russia Smuggling Weapons to Libyan Terror Factions
  • UK Police Have Massive Breakthrough In Madeleine McCann Kidnapping Cold Case, Name Suspect

    DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
    Trump gets Iranians to free Navy vet they had on ice for two years. What a relief.

  • Navy Veteran Detained by Iranians Has Been Freed

    DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, ABUSE
    Just abolish the EPA. But this is a great start and one reason he was elected, as well as why the economy took off when it did.

  • President Trump to Sign Executive Order That Attempts to Speed Up Infrastructure Projects By Suspending Environmental Regulations

    THE ECONOMY, STUPID
    Bad news on Chinese imports, better news on unemployment filing, an interesting and frightening theory from Tu-Ca, a piece along a parallel brainwave posits "could the riots be the end result of choices made over time by some of our leaders to bankrupt America and African-Americans economically, morally, educationally, and spiritually?" and a profile of Pete Thiel: "wherever there's a major shift in the American landscape, one can usually find Silicon Valley's iconoclastic investor."

  • US Exports and Imports Plunged in April as Pandemic Crushed Supply and Demand
  • Unemployment Claims Continue to Go Down as 1.9 Million Filed Last Week
  • $107 Billion: During Pandemic, US Has Imported More from China Than Any Other Country
  • "There's Always An Angle": Tucker Carlson Has a Theory About Why Some Big Corporations Are "Paying" For "Riots"
  • A Deliberately Bankrupted America
  • The Gospel According to Peter Thiel

    EDUCATION
    Here's a solution; those who want to protest can take their finals a week early.

  • UCLA Students Demand Dismissal of Professors Who Refuse to Cancel Final Exams Over Floyd Death

    RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
    Black, red and green all over.

  • Green Groups Voice Support For Floyd Protesters While Pushing Policies That Would Make Minorities "Even More Vulnerable," Critics Say

    ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
    Our intrepid science reporter with a nice diversion on both the geologic and robotic doings on Mars.

  • An Exposed Dry Waterfall on Mars
  • InSight Mole Team Reports Some Digging Success

    CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON
    We are experiencing an ever tightening noose that virtually mirrors the Cultural Revolution that killed millions: "The left's multi-decade project to teach everyone that America is irredeemably racist has led to the emergence of a new regime in American life." Also, more fallout over Drew Brees now bowing down like a dog and begging forgiveness from the terrorists, LEGO clarifies the supposed withdrawal of cop related merchandise and the Left explodes in rage, Mammy McMengele orders the wiping out of history with the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue, McDonald's supersizes the BLM pandering, myth-busting the "systemic racism" bromide, and Christian Toto with a fascinating profile on dancer and aerialist Dreya Weber.

  • The Struggle Sessions Are Here, and They're Not Going Away
  • Tony Dungy Says He Won't "Downgrade" Drew Brees For His Statements About the Flag (that's mighty white of him - jjs)
  • Related: Bend the Knee
  • LEGO Clarifies Decision to Pull Ads For Police, Fire Playsets; Leftists Lose Their Minds
  • Virginia Governor Mammy McMengele Announces Statue of Robert E. Lee Will Be Removed
  • McDonald's Ad Declares "Black Lives Matter," "Systemic Oppression"
  • The Black and White of "Systemic Racism"
  • Toto: Dreya Weber Peels Back the Curtain on a Dancer's Life

    FINALLY...
    In a way, I'm glad that Churchill and perhaps most if not all of the men rescued at Dunkirk are not around to see what's become of Albion. And now what's happening here, as the direct descendants of the racialist, nihilist totalitarianism they defeated have set a match to our society.

    Still miracles do happen. So take the words Churchill himself once intoned to heart and let us steel ourselves:

    "...Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

  • 80 Years Ago, the Miracle at Dunkirk Gave Hope to the Free World

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    1 WTFO??

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:02 AM (JFO2v)

    2 Good morning horde! TGIF!

    Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 08:03 AM (0nzky)

    3 LOO LAH

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:03 AM (5IHGB)

    4 Spot-on as always, JJ !

    G'mornin' Horde !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 08:04 AM (0IMgo)

    5 I can't breed!

    Posted by: zombie George Floyd at June 05, 2020 08:04 AM (mrXxR)

    6 top 10

    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:04 AM (+NdM9)

    7

    T.G.I.GOOP

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:04 AM (5IHGB)

    8 hiya

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:04 AM (arJlL)

    9 Trump will never do a Brees.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:04 AM (NVYyb)

    10 Good morning, everyone.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2020 08:05 AM (E+OcO)

    11 Now more than ever

    Posted by: iandeal at June 05, 2020 08:05 AM (vgGyZ)

    12 Good morning Horde! It's currently 87 degrees in my office - the city doesn't want to pay for A/C, but I wanted to pass on something Chris Stigall said earlier today.

    "Hollywood wants to defund the police just a week or so after praising first responders, claiming "We're all in this together."

    Have a terrific morning!

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:05 AM (VWp7G)

    13 WFTO WINS WTFO?

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:05 AM (5IHGB)

    14 Hola

    Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 05, 2020 08:05 AM (eCvy/)

    15 Amazingly good photoshop this morning, JJS

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:05 AM (NVYyb)

    16 what happened to WTFO???

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:06 AM (5IHGB)

    17 How many people didn't get an effective treatment because of that phony HCQ study that got pushed because of political bias? How many people did the 'experts' kill to 'get Trump'?

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:07 AM (oVJmc)

    18 from last thread:
    1164 I think the economy determines if PDJT gets re-elected. With 20 per cent unemployment expected today I bet MSM starts harping on that issue in hopes of shaking Trump supporters. But it will boomerang on them, I hope, and I say that in hopes the economy comes roaring back in the third quarter.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:03 AM (NVYyb)

    Burning down the hearts of 20 major cities pretty much kills any chances that the economy will come roaring back. Almost like that was the entire plan.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:07 AM (V2Yro)

    19 Found an article on a study from 2015 showing that cloth masks are actually harmful. They show increased risk of respiratory infection.

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/04/150422121724.htm

    Posted by: Rorschach at June 05, 2020 08:07 AM (gqvXZ)

    20

    I USE FREE BREEZE...............

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:07 AM (5IHGB)

    21 Hey horde. TGIMFF.

    Tanks J of J.

    Posted by: Boxx Culvert - this lockdown shite is shite at June 05, 2020 08:08 AM (oyB1p)

    22 ZOD IMPERIAL.

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:09 AM (yvnmY)

    23 Tough birthday week, JJ. I hope next week's birthdays are better.

    Now to the content.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:09 AM (ZbwAu)

    24 Mornin' Mo-rons.

    Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 05, 2020 08:09 AM (hLCC2)

    25 How do we get RINOs like Sassy Pants stinking up the GOP? After so many years of this dogshit you have no alternative to think it's not an accident.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:09 AM (y7DUB)

    26 Echoing the words of my hero, John McVain, America has nothing to fear from Sundown Joe Biden! Especially with me as a cabinet member!

    Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at June 05, 2020 08:09 AM (NVYyb)

    27 "Minneapolis City Council Wants to Disband Entire Police Department..."

    Yeah, that'll work out.

    Minneapolis used to be nice. Now...not so much. And St. Paul is going to go down the shitter too.

    Sad.

    Posted by: Boxx Culvert - this lockdown shite is shite at June 05, 2020 08:10 AM (oyB1p)

    28 You know who else loved making grand speeches at funerals to motivate fanatical loyalists??

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:10 AM (gBShP)

    29 Honestly yeah I was convinced by the cuck cons to stay away from the fray when it came to Trump. But I hate bad and harmful science (global warming is a hoax people. Freeman fucking Dyson says so). Trump going out being like NO MASK and all that shit. I'm like. That's fucking badass. I'm sold.

    I normally hate voting because nothing seems to change but I'm voting Trump in November.

    Posted by: Rorschach at June 05, 2020 08:11 AM (gqvXZ)

    30 Thanks J.J. as always.


    Stay strong.

    After all, what other option do we have?

    We lose, and they stand us against the wall.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:11 AM (3D/fK)

    31 "Minneapolis City Council Wants to Disband Entire Police Department..."

    Yeah, that'll work out.

    Minneapolis used to be nice. Now...not so much. And St. Paul is going to go down the shitter too.

    Sad.
    Posted by: Boxx Culvert - this lockdown shite is shite at June 05, 2020 08:10 AM (oyB1p)

    Let them...The Tax Base will move out. The city will die. You think the inner cities are a shit hole now, just wait

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:11 AM (85Gof)

    32 I can barely articulate my fear and revulsion.

    Buen dia estimados morons.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2020 08:11 AM (EZebt)

    33 Re-posted from ONT

    Remember the guy who was arrested for beating old people in a Michigan
    nursing home? Of course you do. You probably think he was a horrible
    employee. You would be wrong. He was sent to that nursing home because he had Covid-19. Governor Whitmer ordered nursing homes to accept Covid-19 patients -
    even if they weren't elderly. By the way she renewed that order on May
    13th - long after the disastrous results in New York and elsewhere were
    widely known.


    Michigan, in case you couldn't guess it, is hiding the number of deaths they have had in nursing homes from Covid-19.

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 08:11 AM (PktD0)

    34 Greetings fellow morons. We're still on the winning side, no matter how much gaslight is tossed your way.

    Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (1vIuC)

    35 How many people didn't get an effective treatment because of that phony HCQ study that got pushed because of political bias? How many people did the 'experts' kill to 'get Trump'?
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:07 AM (oVJmc)


    Why do responsible physicians refuse to denounce dogshit fake authorities like the Lancet cocksuckers? Don't they have a vested interest in telling them to fuck off?

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

    36 ACLU and BLM are suing Trump for supposedly tear gassing peaceful protesters so he could have a photo op. The Layfayette Park police say no tear gas was used. What's the real story?.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (+eVzC)

    37 "Let them...The Tax Base will move out. The city will die. You think the inner cities are a shit hole now, just wait"

    Yup yup. Rochester will make a nice new capital city, I think.

    Posted by: Boxx Culvert - this lockdown shite is shite at June 05, 2020 08:13 AM (oyB1p)

    38 Thanks JJ. Who in their right mind would want to live in a large city without a police force?

    Posted by: grammie winger at June 05, 2020 08:13 AM (lwiT4)

    39 Bari Weiss made a great point: Political divisions driven by the very materially privileged young are exactly what you would expect, after their marination in American college "identity socialism" ethics.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:14 AM (NVYyb)

    40 Concerning that whole Abolish the Police line of thinking.


    People expect and demand justice, and protection from criminals.

    And if the government can not, or chose to not provide that protection, folk will take it upon their own actions to do so.


    And that's when people begin to realize that laws are there to protect criminals from law abiding citizens.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:14 AM (3D/fK)

    41 Can we say that BLM is a terrorist organization? Or is it now verboten? Because it has " black" As part of its name?

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:14 AM (zr5Kq)

    42 Thanks JJ. Who in their right mind would want to live in a large city without a police force?
    Posted by: grammie winger at June 05, 2020 08:13 AM (lwiT4)

    Snake Plistkin?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:15 AM (85Gof)

    43 Amazon won't sell Colin Flaherty's books about black mob violence, or Tommy Robinson's either. The bastards.

    Posted by: Sol Rosenberg at June 05, 2020 08:15 AM (t3gBQ)

    44 Willowed...

    1162

    If there was anything in this cop's background that showed him to be a racist in any way, it would've come out. If he stole a piece of gum from a black kid while in 2nd grade, it would've come out. Why is there no proof this action (as bad as it was) was racially motivated? No proof needed to burn the country to the ground? Umm, okay.

    Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 05, 2020 08:02 AM

    There was a good Tweet by Chris Loesch I came across last night that talked about the stats showing more Whites die in police custody per 100,000 arrests than Blacks per 100,000 arrests.

    Someone responded to his Tweet with a study that had been done showing more stats like this.

    I think this needs to be discussed and researched even more. Such as the incidence of Black cop on Black suspect brutality compared to White cop on Black suspect brutality.

    Everyone is making this a "cops are bad" and "cops are racist", but what if the majority of police brutality against Black suspects is being done by Black cops? Ruins the "racism" part of the narrative, if true.

    https://bit.ly/3gZRain

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:15 AM (Do5/p)

    45 To me, the biggest story today is the Lancet retracting the hydroxychloroquine article that was used to bash Trump--the Lancet!!! Shows the political corruption of our institutions very clearly.

    And the way the MFM is spinning this story is hilarious.

    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:15 AM (QE8X6)

    46 "Snake Plistkin?"



    I thought he was just visiting there.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:16 AM (3D/fK)

    47 Islam would expend every ounce of its strength to build a spaceship

    * beams approvingly *

    Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at June 05, 2020 08:16 AM (DMUuz)

    48 41 Can we say that BLM is a terrorist organization? Or is it now verboten? Because it has " black" As part of its name?
    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:14 AM (zr5Kq)


    They should change their name to Black September. Oh, wait a second...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:16 AM (s2VJv)

    49 One thing to keep in mind. Remember the magicians' trick of diverting your attention to the hand that isn't actually doing the work.

    All this shit may be diverting us all from the massive effort at stealing the election, which I have zero doubt they are planning. 2018 was a test run, and proved there is nothing the media will not cover up for them, or excuse and deny if it gets out.

    I hope there's been planning to counteract this. And after all, if it is being done well, it shouldn't get out. But I'm a natural pessimist. I wish I could see this as a leadup to another 1972, but I'm afraid I do not trust enough of my fellow countrymen for that. The rot is very deep.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:17 AM (ZbwAu)

    50 And, of course, this is also directed, clearly, to counteract the erosion the Dems have seen among black men.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:17 AM (ZbwAu)

    51 The riots, the looting, the arson, this is Antifa's Tet Offensive. Stop them now, or stop them never.

    Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at June 05, 2020 08:17 AM (Ium52)

    52 "Islam would expend every ounce of its strength to build a spaceship "

    As long as it inherently orients toward Mecca, I'm fine with it.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (3D/fK)

    53 The Philadelphia Police Department just put out an order that all offenders committing assault on police will be released for an arrest warrant at a later date.

    It's officially open season on cops in Philly.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (VWp7G)

    54 @25

    The GOP is largely an illegitimate political party, properly understood.


    They have been selling us a bill of goods for the last 40 years, and we have been putting up with because, what are options?


    We have none.


    Trump was our answer to the Kobayashi Maru test.


    And we have seen over the course of the last four years what the UniParty and Deep State thought of our solution to the no win scenario.


    I never really expected one man to be able to turn back the tide, Trumps fighting the good fight, alone.


    Go long on brass.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (t3ssW)

    55 Maintaining the default defensive position -- of always reacting to the Left rather than going on offense -- is the equivalent of giving in. It's a losing game. Once you break through the protective fear barrier they've built around themselves and refuse to blink or retreat through the shitstorm, they will crumble.


    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (H8QX8)

    56 I will never bend the knee to these scum.

    And that upper middle class whir woman chastising the women for cleaning up?

    Yeah, I know people just like that.

    How righteous of her, yelling at people that would never retaliate by throwing rocks at her, dragging her out of her car, burning her house, gouging her eyes out.

    So brave. So NPR.

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (Rbu5d)

    57 The Layfayette Park police say no tear gas was used. What's the real story?.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (+eVzC)



    I watched raw footage of the minutes leading up to Trump's arrival. I didn't see anything but "Move - Move - Move". There could have been other methods used but I didn't see any.

    Posted by: grammie winger at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (lwiT4)

    58 The earnest white girls from the suburbs on Next Door are extra earnest today. Blaming the spike in corona cases not on protests but on white people going to the beach.

    Posted by: NCKate at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (c2avW)

    59 "It's officially open season on cops in Philly."

    Be safe, Wyatt.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (3D/fK)

    60 "Thousands in Hong Kong" article is a testament to how brave real freedom-loving people are when confronted by real, actual tyranny. Our despicable young are going to have to learn these lessons the hard way, and (sadly) they want to take the country with them along the way.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (NVYyb)

    61 And if one protects self and is dragged in front of crooked court and judges, or worse , tried by a mob? Do some of these blue areas even allow self defense, or do people have to be mutilated first before even being allowed to defend themselves? What are laws concerning self defense with a gun in places like LA, Minneapolis, Chicago, NY city?

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (zr5Kq)

    62 Morning boys and girls

    Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (IYHxL)

    63 Oh, and great MR, Mr. Sefton. THANK YOU.
    I pray for your safety in the hellhole of NYC.

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (Rbu5d)

    64 AG Barr: DoJ Has Evidence That Antifa, Other Extremist Groups Instigated Rioting

    _________



    Next he'll be telling us there's evidence of an attempted coup against the Trump campaign and presidency starting four years ago ... or something.



    * sends virtual hug to J.J. * With you in heart, mind, and spirit. Heard this on Levin's show yesterday -- lifted my spirits (before he played Martina McBride's "God Bless America" which made me cry like a baby in mourning for the death of the dear country in which I was blessed to be born):


    "Old Glory" by Evangelo "Vann" Morris, a combat veteran turned motivational speaker and narrator -- https://tinyurl.com/yc68xqqz

    Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 08:19 AM (WqPYg)

    65 The only thing worse than the msm/dnc/bureaucracy/judiciary cabal is the backstabbing likes of Romney, Murkoski and Sasse.

    Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy/judiciary at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (x6XkS)

    66 Be safe, Wyatt.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

    Seconded !

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (arJlL)

    67 The Philadelphia Police Department just put out an
    order that all offenders committing assault on police will be released
    for an arrest warrant at a later date.



    It's officially open season on cops in Philly.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (VWp7G)


    Oh geez Wyatt. Are you anywhere near retirement age?

    Posted by: grammie winger at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (lwiT4)

    68 >>>Be safe, Wyatt.


    I'll be fine. I worry about patrol officers. They're the ones getting hurt and hospitalized, and the commanders don't give a shit.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (VWp7G)

    69 "And the way the MFM is spinning this story is hilarious."

    Presume you mean hilarious pathetic, not hilarious ha ha.

    Posted by: Boxx Culvert - this lockdown shite is shite at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (oyB1p)

    70 45 To me, the biggest story today is the Lancet retracting the hydroxychloroquine article that was used to bash Trump--the Lancet!!! Shows the political corruption of our institutions very clearly.

    And the way the MFM is spinning this story is hilarious.
    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:15 AM (QE8X6)

    I know, pretending that the Author's were "apologetic". This "study" was a complete, total, and INTENTIONAL fraud; they simply made up all the 'data" in one big overnight jam session. And the only purpose of it was to score political points and kill anyone's hopes of having a drug that could actually help the situation.

    BUT the true criminality, and blame, belongs to The Lancet, that supposedly "prestigious" medical journal. Fraudsters are always around, but The Lancet accepted and published an outrageous fraud, easily discovered as soon as people looked at how ridiculous the "data" was, and they published it with no scrutiny at all, simply because it supported their pre-conceived political views. That makes The Lancet a full party to the Fraud.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (V2Yro)

    71 What did Trump say about him standing between the left, and the left gettin at us?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (3D/fK)

    72 Moronin', Hourde!

    Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (u7pQw)

    73 Nixon's "silent majority" was very real--I know, I was there--but it is even more tangible today because of the shaming going on over COVID-19. A very large proportion of the population is sitting silently simmering because they don't want to be screamed at and accused of having "blood on their hands."

    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (QE8X6)

    74 >>>Oh geez Wyatt. Are you anywhere near retirement age?


    Yes, I can leave at any time. But my two youngest are 11 and 12. I want to stay six years until all kids are out of high school, but that's likely not going to happen.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (VWp7G)

    75 50

    And, of course, this is also directed, clearly, to counteract the erosion the Dems have seen among black men.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:17 AM

    Yep, the Black vote has been steadily increasing for the GOP the last 2 Presidential elections.

    And with all the positive results the Black community has seen the last 3 years with President Trump's policies, that trend was likely to continue.

    https://bit.ly/2TQRRAP

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (Do5/p)

    76 No matter who wins in Nov, we are headed to civil war. I give it 4 years.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (jtT4A)

    77 >>>The Philadelphia Police Department just put out an order that all
    offenders committing assault on police will be released for an arrest
    warrant at a later date.


    Can counter-protestors freely assault the foul DA then? Same rules apply?

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (NVYyb)

    78 I hope and pray PDT gets re-elected. Before the WuFlu I was concerned that even given the great economy, this irrational hatred of the man that we're now seeing boil over in front of us would manifest itself at the ballot box and oust him for the alternative - no matter what alternative it is.

    I get it... Biden is a fool who drools on his bib. I don't think that matters to people anymore. All they care about is someone who can end the seemingly endless string of crises that have plagued out nation this year and everyone gets the fact that the reason they're happening, each one worse than the one before, is because OrangeManBad. Parents can only take a screaming toddler for so long before they finally cave and give them what they want to shut them up.

    We've all spoken to our friends and families about whats going on, and the effect it's going to have on their vote come November. I can tell you in my experience, Trump's support is withering. When I ask them what he could do to get it back ... the response is "make this stop" without any details on how to accomplish that.

    I don't think Trump can stop this without becoming the monster they claim he is. He's also not a unifying force - but not of his own fault. I don't think a unifying force is possible in today's society. We're all so jaded and cynical about the underlying motivations of every actor out there that doesn't agree with out points of view. I'm just as guilty of it as anyone. These feelings are amplified by the media 24/7.

    I don't think Trump can win in November with the current set of circumstances. Everyone I talk to just wants things to go "back to normal" - as dysfunctional as that was. I know the horde disagrees and thats fair. I will be so happy to be wrong come November.

    Posted by: Defenestratus at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (9V81o)

    79 Thank you JJ, now that I have read your essay I find some relief. Chicken soup for the soul.

    Also, the sidebar is en fuego. Bravo.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (EZebt)

    80 The Donks plan to steal the election.

    The Donks plan to accuse the Republicans of stealing the election.

    The power of bofe.

    Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (RuIsu)

    81 To me, the biggest story today is the Lancet retracting the
    hydroxychloroquine article that was used to bash Trump--the Lancet!!!
    Shows the political corruption of our institutions very clearly.


    The Lancet ran a 'study' on Iraq War casualties way back when that was of the same stripe.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (oVJmc)

    82 53 The Philadelphia Police Department just put out an order that all offenders committing assault on police will be released for an arrest warrant at a later date.

    It's officially open season on cops in Philly.
    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:18 AM (VWp7G)

    How can that be seen as anything other than a clear and open call for the Dem supporters to attack the police?

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (V2Yro)

    83 Serious ? - Is Bill Barr really on our side? IMO, the jury's still out. YMMV, so I'm open about it at this poinr.

    Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (1vIuC)

    84 I think it's hilarious how big of a turd Gaylord laid with his trash speech given how the enemedia did their best to make it a BFD. Assholes like Medved used to insist what a great speaker that fucking retard was based on the convention speech in 2004 that was the unlikely springboard for his political career. Since then it's been one stuttering clusterfuck after another. You couldn't pay me enough to listen to that ignorant whistledick.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (y7DUB)

    85 We have to fight back against the lies that it is white poeple victimizing blacks. Yes some do, but the majority of victimization of black people comes from other black people.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (85Gof)

    86 >>>Can counter-protestors freely assault the foul DA then? Same rules apply?



    Unlikely, because he has a multiple-officer security detail. Soros killed this city, and it's never coming back from what the Democrats have done.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (VWp7G)

    87 *point*

    GAH! MOAR COFFEE!!

    Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (1vIuC)

    88 >>Why do responsible physicians refuse to denounce dogshit fake authorities like the Lancet cocksuckers?

    It was doctors who exposed it.

    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (QE8X6)

    89 Moronin', Hourde!
    Posted by: Hans O'Lo

    O'Hiya !

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (arJlL)

    90 I see the early night guy is here.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:24 AM (85Gof)

    91 >>73
    Nixon's "silent majority" was very real--I know, I was there--but it is
    even more tangible today Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (QE8X6)

    The urban dervishes are going to find that you're correct if/when they decide to cross the bridges from the city to the unsympathetic burbs and find the reception there significantly more....assertive.

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:24 AM (ZS9TG)

    92 Healing not hatred.

    Recap of President Trump's speech on the death of George Floyd with video of peaceful protests as well as rioting:

    https://tinyurl.com/y8zt9wq6

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 08:25 AM (+eVzC)

    93 >>>How can that be seen as anything other than a clear and open call for the Dem supporters to attack the police?



    Because the mayor and DA support rioters more than cops. And our new commissioner came from Portland, so....

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:25 AM (VWp7G)

    94 AG Barr: DoJ Has Evidence That Antifa, Other Extremist Groups Instigated Rioting



    And...?


    Barr seems to think he has all the time in the world.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:25 AM (oVJmc)

    95 81

    The Lancet ran a 'study' on Iraq War casualties way back when that was of the same stripe.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM

    That was the first thing I thought of when I saw "The Lancet". They are basically like the SPLC. And should have been treated as such. Not sure why anyone took their "study" seriously.

    Apparently people have short memories about their propaganda.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:25 AM (Do5/p)

    96 Morning all...

    I happened to be in the car yesterday evening when Mark Levin's show was on. I'm not a regular listener so if he's played this before, I hadn't heard it. By the time I was nearing my house, I had tears in my eyes...

    Old Glory

    https://tinyurl.com/y9fcq5bz

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:26 AM (cF8AT)

    97 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:20 AM (V2Yro)

    Thank you for saying what I meant much more clearly.

    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:26 AM (QE8X6)

    98 I see the early night guy is here.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup

    Who dat ?

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:27 AM (arJlL)

    99 So Trump can run for re-election on...


    "If you like your Police, you can keep your Police"?


    I guess it's better than Biden's "Vote for me, and people will steal your shit"

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:27 AM (3D/fK)

    100
    BUT the true criminality, and blame, belongs to The Lancet, that supposedly "prestigious" medical journal. Fraudsters are always around, but The Lancet accepted and published an outrageous fraud, easily discovered as soon as people looked at how ridiculous the "data" was, and they published it with no scrutiny at all, simply because it supported their pre-conceived political views. That makes The Lancet a full party to the Fraud.




    Lancet lied, People died!

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

    101 We are most certainly witnessing an organized insurrection. They are dying to get to the White House. What a trophy that would be for them to see it in flames.

    Yes, this is the most serious moment in history.
    We can see by the lines at the gun stores that America is waking up to the fact that - and here I 100% disagree with Laura Ingram, people ARE NOT inherently good - that there are living among us, blood thirsty, angry, misfits & miserable young people who are extremely dangerous to each and every one of us.

    The shaming and apologizing of Drew Breeze, the disgusting knee bending to these unworthy children by officers of law and order, is what is wanted.

    The Deep State - with Antifa as their foot soldiers - and the like are fighting for their survival and will take us all down with them. The kids and the black celebrities and the entire swath un educated and MIS-educated want white people to apologize each and every day for slavery. They want change and all that shit but who is running the show where they live?
    Black democrats. (who steal, cheat, and debase their own people to enrich themselves).
    So BEND THE KNEE, we will never take the time to become like Candice Owens, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams. NEVER - we will remain ignorant.

    And one last thing. We are now in the realm of FEELINGS need to be heard all day every day by those who have grievances about whatever. YOU MUST HEAR OUR VOICES, FEEL OUR FEELINGS, and allow us to destroy everything you hold dear, because, well we are mad. They will never listen to reason.
    #BendtheKnee - or we will destroy you and all you have worked your entire life for.

    I am terrified - and I would be on 2 not just 1 antidepressant of Trump were not in the White House.
    I believe in him 100%. And since we have seen in the past 4 years that he is always 1 step ahead of THEM, and turns the tables on them, I have confidence that he and his admin are going to take it to the root cause of all of this.

    G-d help us all - pray and keep your weapons close to you.

    Posted by: Marlene at June 05, 2020 08:27 AM (kgAjY)

    102 Do we even have counterinsurgency elements in our own armed forces?
    ________

    There's another question, can we even trust them. The Schlicter quote in the sidebar is sobering. If he can ask that, well, things are very bad. I hope he's just going, like the rest of us, through phases of gloom.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZbwAu)

    103 I see the early night guy is here.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup

    Who dat ?
    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:27 AM (arJlL)

    The guy above who said it's all over for trump in a 3 page essay because he spoke to his "friends"...It 's always the "friends"

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (85Gof)

    104 Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into shaving their heads to "show solidarity" (i.e., seek attention on Twitter).




    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (hKLpI)

    105 have to fight back against the lies that it is white poeple victimizing blacks. Yes some do


    Its a lie. And that "some " is no more than White people victimizing other whites. Unfortunately now every corporation intimidated by the mob bought intio it or pretending that that is , that there is Constant and institutional victimization of blacks at the hands of whites . It is so charged that no one will dare to dispute it.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (zr5Kq)

    106 I've been reading this site for years. I have these observations in this crisis time:

    1. The writing here is fantastic. It truly captures the peril sane Americans are in from the leftist Enemy Within.

    2. The comments are generally excellent, showing right-minded (no pun) people.

    3. Now the bad part:

    You're all thinking _too small_

    You're in a defensive posture.

    Your site is only known to, what, a few thousand?

    Your correctly understand the nation is now on the edge you've all feared for a long time. I was counseled by someone who grew up in E. Europe. He told me we'd get here in 10 or 15 years...15 years ago.

    You correctly understand who the enemies are, in political and in MSM circles.

    Yet all you can do is write with dread, or with silly witticisms?

    How about ORGANIZING?

    Say a few hundred people to protest at the HQ, of, say, NYT, WaPO, CNN? Shut them down for awhile, or scare the hell out of the snowflakes?

    Legally of course ..but mean, loud and with lots of posters and materials..

    If ever there was a time, it's now.

    IMHO

    Posted by: Think_Big at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZKH8Q)

    107 92

    Healing not hatred.

    Recap of President Trump's speech on the death of George Floyd with video of peaceful protests as well as rioting:

    https://tinyurl.com/y8zt9wq6

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 08:25 AM

    Thank you for sharing this, FenelonSpoke.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (Do5/p)

    108 If the protests/riots have proven anything it's that the whole Pandemic lockdown was fake. I don't dispute there was a virus but the entire lockdown exercise was a big experiment in behavior modification, IMHO.

    The riots are phase 2.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (7ZQe3)

    109 And this is after electing Obama twice.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (zr5Kq)

    110 Granny not taking any shit:


    https://tinyurl.com/y73j8p5t

    Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (2M/TV)

    111 Morning Captain !

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (arJlL)

    112 I don't think Trump can win in November with the current set of circumstances. Everyone I talk to just wants things to go "back to normal" - as dysfunctional as that was. I know the horde disagrees and thats fair. I will be so happy to be wrong come November.
    Posted by: Defenestratus at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (9V81o)

    I do understand what you're saying, and in those terms, I agree, he can't win with the Current Set of Circumstances. Give the left credit, they have disrupted the country to the point to where it is now unlivable.

    but that does not mean the situation is hopeless, it means Trump needs to do something Big and Bold. I've previously compared Trump's Presidency to Lincoln's; if not for Sherman's March to the Sea and his accompanying victories, Lincoln would have lost his reelection and the North would have sued for peace.

    On such events is history hinged.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (V2Yro)

    113 Unlikely, because he has a multiple-officer security
    detail.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM (VWp7G)

    =============
    So you're saying there is a chance! These people need to get their taste of what they inflict on the citizenry.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (NVYyb)

    114 have to fight back against the lies that it is white poeple victimizing blacks. Yes some do



    #NotAllWipipo


    HASHTAG FOR GREAT JUSTICE

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

    115 "The only reason we are seeing this is because, unlike previous
    Republican presidents and politicians who roll over, HE FIGHTS BACK. "



    Yes, but not enough. He has yet to fully accept, to internalize, the epochal challenge to the country and to his presidency (which is to say, possibly, if he fails, the last presidency of America as we know it).


    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (H8QX8)

    116 >>104
    Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into
    shaving their heads to "show solidarity" (i.e., seek attention on
    Twitter). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (hKLpI)

    Now we need some well-credentialed epidemiologist to announce on t.v. that bald pates are a significant vector for kung flu.

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (yvnmY)

    117 A great read this morning, Sefton. Thank you!

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:30 AM (BAsqb)

    118 You couldn't pay me enough to listen to that ignorant whistledick.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM


    It's more of a diccolo.

    Posted by: Reggie at June 05, 2020 08:30 AM (DMUuz)

    119 This is all about two things - money and Trump's re- election chances.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:30 AM (zr5Kq)

    120 I Googled up the New York State statute for "Murder by Depraved Indifference".

    Hard to see how it does not fit Cuomo to a 'T'...

    Posted by: Parker at June 05, 2020 08:30 AM (zV/fi)

    121 I'm enjoying scrambled eggs, home fries and rye toast.

    And hugo de naranha. (named for Victor Hugo.)

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:31 AM (arJlL)

    122 Good morning y'all!

    Posted by: tbodie at June 05, 2020 08:31 AM (TXMsW)

    123 >>Yet all you can do is write with dread, or with silly witticisms? Posted by: Think_Big at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZKH8Q)

    A pickle is a meat.

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:31 AM (yvnmY)

    124 >>>So you're saying there is a chance! These people need to get their taste of what they inflict on the citizenry.


    Agreed. I'm tired of all this. You give 26 years of your life for an awful city and the people who run it don't give a shit. I am turning into Peter Gibbons. I just want to do enough to not get hassled.

    "It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:31 AM (VWp7G)

    125 Am I the only one who sees a pattern here to the Democrats?

    1. Release criminals from jail.
    2. Disarm law-abiding gun owners.
    3. Defund the Police.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (17n5k)

    126 Sorry for the whining. I know it's tiresome. Have a great morning Horde.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (VWp7G)

    127 the unemployment rate figures that just came out should give Biden and the Democrats one hell of a heart attack.

    Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (4a9Vv)

    128 Gov. DeSantis Suggests Florida Could Host Republican National Convention

    _______



    Heard yesterday on local radio that some Republican group is making a pitch to have it held in Glendale, AZ -- a suburb of Phoenix.

    Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (WqPYg)

    129 @94

    There are those that make good use of their limited time and then there are people of the swamp that flap their jaws and wings to give the appearance of action and motion.


    Hey, it's June I thought something big was going to happen in June, we only have 6 months till a Presidential and all we have gotten so far is a scam Plandemic, Race Riots, millions of people out of work and on the dole.


    That makes for a shitty t-shirt.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (t3ssW)

    130 Am I the only one who sees a pattern here to the Democrats?

    1. Release criminals from jail.
    2. Disarm law-abiding gun owners.
    3. Defund the Police.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (17n5k)



    That pretty much sums it up

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (85Gof)

    131 May Jobs Report:

    +2.51 mil(act) vs - 8 mil. (est)

    UE rate:13.3%

    Labor force participation rate: 60.8%

    U6: 21.2%

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (cF8AT)

    132 85

    We have to fight back against the lies that it is white poeple victimizing blacks. Yes some do, but the majority of victimization of black people comes from other black people.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:23 AM

    This inconvenient truth is something that needs to be acknowledged before any long-term improvement can happen in the Black community.

    The problem I think is that some think acknowledging the problems within the community means rejecting the problems from outside the community.

    It is tough to point out that even if all White racism and all police brutality were eliminated, the core problems within the Black community would still exist (gangs, drugs, criminality, fatherless homes, lack of good education, etc.).

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (Do5/p)

    133 TGIF, horde!

    Anyone feel like they're at Jonestown and they've just realized that they're handing out poisoned koolaid, and you're surrounded by people willingly drinking it and insisting you do, to?

    I watch the news and it is all propaganda. I see everyone racing to see who can make the biggest gesture, the biggest "reconciliation" offering first.

    Jim Crow was bad, but somehow Uber offering race-based pricing is AWESOME. WTF?!

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (bDqIh)

    134 but that does not mean the situation is hopeless, it
    means Trump needs to do something Big and Bold.Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (V2Yro)



    I'll up your ante. He needs to a series of things Big and Bold, one after another. He needs to cause existential concussions to the Left. It will be ugly and things will get worse for a period but he cannot pause or relent or backtrack in any way.


    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (H8QX8)

    135 Posted by: Think_Big at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZKH8Q)




    Show us how it's done, oh mighty commenter.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (oVJmc)

    136 Yes, I can leave at any time. But my two youngest are 11 and 12. I want to stay six years until all kids are out of high school, but that's likely not going to happen.
    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (VWp7G)


    One of the smartest things my wife and I did was have children at an early age. As a result we've had an empty nest since we were 50 which made retirement at 65 a breeze. I'm not criticizing you because we all make choices based on situations at the time and I'm sure you reacted accordingly.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (y7DUB)

    137 BTW, re the opening paragraph, JJ. One thing that is notable is that you don't hold grudges. I've seen you roast people (including, but not only, me), and then agree, all in the same thread. Like Trump, I suspect your style makes people miss this.

    Others should look closely, and that will be clear. If so, we should all extend the same courtesy to you.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (ZbwAu)

    138
    How about ORGANIZING?

    Say a few hundred people to protest at the HQ, of, say, NYT, WaPO, CNN? Shut them down for awhile, or scare the hell out of the snowflakes?

    Legally of course ..but mean, loud and with lots of posters and materials..

    If ever there was a time, it's now.
    IMHO
    Posted by: Think_Big at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZKH8Q)

    I understand your point - the problem with that is, as we've been finding out ourselves, those of us here are sprinkled like grains of salt across the entire country. There's only a relative handful of us in any particular location or state.

    Not to mention that the Powers simply ignore any protest they don't like, no matter how many are there. Anyone even talk about the big protest in Virginia, against Coonman's gun laws, anymore? Disappeared like a pebble thrown in a mud puddle.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (V2Yro)

    139 May jobs report is out,

    added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.

    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)

    140 The Left cannot run Joe Biden--for real anyway, it's fine now as he is a proxy for every behind the scenes POTUS wannabee but there will be two very angry , very aggressive Communists on the 'Dem' ticket come November.

    In Trump We Trust .

    What in n the hell Mike Pence adds to November 2020? . Trump needs someone like De Santis that has a plausible chance of carry his fight. Pence is , at best, a non entity in 2020 and a non-starter for 2024.

    Posted by: Voter theater. at June 05, 2020 08:34 AM (lm+si)

    141 That pretty much sums it up will fit on a tee shirt



    *Suggested edit

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:34 AM (3D/fK)

    142 Another question: Once again I've lost the link the quote unf*cker. (New PC.) Can someone help.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:34 AM (ZbwAu)

    143 >>Am I the only one who sees a pattern here to the Democrats?

    1. Release criminals from jail.
    2. Disarm law-abiding gun owners.
    3. Defund the Police.
    - - - -

    Nope. It's what tyrants do right before a war. Saddam Hussein did this right before the US invaded, etc.

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:35 AM (bDqIh)

    144 Obumbles speech must have been pretty awful. No one has said a word about it on FB and they usually drool all over themselves when he opens his pie hole.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 05, 2020 08:35 AM (dUJdY)

    145 127
    the unemployment rate figures that just came out should give Biden and the Democrats one hell of a heart attack.
    Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (4a9Vv)


    No, not at all. It will just incite them further. They've found their savage groove and it's working for them.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:35 AM (H8QX8)

    146 What's your interpretation of the just released jobs numbers from an economic and political standpoint?

    Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 08:35 AM (1vIuC)

    147 Jim Crow was bad, but somehow Uber offering race-based pricing is AWESOME. WTF?!
    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (bDqIh)

    I got that email last night. Dear Uber, your virtue signal is

    [x] Noted
    [ ] Not Noted

    And your app is

    [x] Fucking deleted

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:35 AM (BAsqb)

    148 Oh.. and good morning. Storm blew through here last night we lost 2 branches off the tree in the front yard. Yeesh...

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 05, 2020 08:36 AM (dUJdY)

    149 140 The Left cannot run Joe Biden--for real anyway, it's fine now as he is a proxy for every behind the scenes POTUS wannabee but there will be two very angry , very aggressive Communists on the 'Dem' ticket come November.

    In Trump We Trust .

    What in n the hell Mike Pence adds to November 2020? . Trump needs someone like De Santis that has a plausible chance of carry his fight. Pence is , at best, a non entity in 2020 and a non-starter for 2024.
    Posted by: Voter theater. at June 05, 2020 08:34 AM (lm+si)


    Grennell is the future.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:36 AM (s2VJv)

    150 FBN people are shocked by the May Jobs numbers!

    Futures are up almost 600+

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:36 AM (cF8AT)

    151 136 Yes, I can leave at any time. But my two youngest are 11 and 12. I want to stay six years until all kids are out of high school, but that's likely not going to happen.
    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:21 AM (VWp7G)

    Ponder the possibility that you're in the same position as a Jew in 1936 Berlin. What would have been best for the kids then?

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:36 AM (V2Yro)

    152 126
    Sorry for the whining. I know it's tiresome. Have a great morning Horde.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:32 AM (VWp7G)

    _________


    It's neither whining nor tiresome. We'd love to have you in Northern AZ -- be well ... and in my prayers.

    Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 08:36 AM (WqPYg)

    153 My guess is that many black neighborhoods have already descended in to a collection of chiefdoms, where crime is rampant with 50% of crimes not even being reported. How will it be any different if you withdraw the police from those areas ?

    At least they wont be able to scapegoat the cops

    Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:37 AM (JgrP5)

    154 "Only cops should have guns you mouth-breathing gun nuts!"

    "Cops are killing us on the streets fercrissakes!"

    Pick one, retards.

    Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 08:37 AM (2M/TV)

    155 139 May jobs report is out,

    added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.

    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)

    In wsj if anyone's interested. Google didn't bring up anything but forecasts of doom.

    Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 08:37 AM (zR1US)

    156 added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.
    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)

    MFM headline next month: Cleanup Adds Millions Of Jobs

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (BAsqb)

    157 >>>t's neither whining nor tiresome. We'd love to have you in Northern AZ -- be well ... and in my prayers.


    My best friend lives in Oro Valley. I love that state.

    And Tom, you're right; I told the missus I don't want to be trapped here. NE Philly is one of the only decent places left here.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (VWp7G)

    158 139 May jobs report is out,

    added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.
    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)

    ==========

    Fuckin A.

    The stock market turn around didn't excite me.

    This does.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (LvTSG)

    159 I am sick and tired of the Eeyores on this site. Just shut the fuck up all of you. People aren't blind - you don't have any special insight into what is going on.

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (OSaNz)

    160 The irony of the Drew Brees kerfuffle is this: if the black NFL players decide to kneel during the National Anthem, patriotic fans will stay away. That's most of their fan base.

    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (QE8X6)

    161 35

    Why do responsible physicians refuse to denounce dogshit fake authorities ....
    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

    Most physicians these days are owned by corporations (the docs would say they "work for" corporations). Very few "independent" practices any more.

    They are not allowed to be independent thinkers.

    "House" is tv fiction...

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (Rbu5d)

    162 156 added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.
    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)

    MFM headline next month: Cleanup Adds Millions Of Jobs
    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (BAsqb)

    =============

    "See?! Broken windows DO create wealth!"
    -Paul Krugman

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (LvTSG)

    163 Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into shaving their heads to "show solidarity" (i.e., seek attention on Twitter).




    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:28 AM (hKLpI)
    ***********
    What a stupid time to be alive surrounded by stupid mindless sheep.

    Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (wiXsO)

    164 Biden says 10-15 % of Americans are bad people

    At least Cankles had the balls to name names ?

    Biden's a chicken shit

    Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (JgrP5)

    165 'Trump forces millions back into the chains of Job-Lock...'

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (3D/fK)

    166 >>112
    I don't think Trump can win in November with the current set of
    circumstances. Everyone I talk to just wants things to go "back to
    normal" - as dysfunctional as that was. I know the horde disagrees and
    thats fair. I will be so happy to be wrong come November.
    Posted by: Defenestratus at June 05, 2020 08:22 AM (9V81o)

    My own skepticism is based on something similar--a "turn down the volume" plea from people who see the Trump-media shouting match as too loud, too long, and can't bear the thought of four more years of it. These folks won't see themselves as voting for Biden so much as they'll either stay home or will vote for anyone (read: anyone who isn't Trump) who turns the knob down from 11.

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (ZS9TG)

    167 159 I am sick and tired of the Eeyores on this site. Just shut the fuck up all of you. People aren't blind - you don't have any special insight into what is going on.
    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (OSaNz)

    ==========

    I'm not an eeyore, and I don't have any special insight either.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

    168
    antifa is our Hamas/Hezbollah

    blm are our palestinians

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (XIoKz)

    169 131

    May Jobs Report:

    +2.51 mil(act) vs - 8 mil. (est)

    UE rate:13.3%

    Labor force participation rate: 60.8%

    U6: 21.2%

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM

    What was that statistic... for every 1% UE goes up, 40,000 people die?

    I think the UE was 4.3% or so before COVID-19 scam and the celebration of the feast of St. George Floyd all started.

    So that is a 9% increase.

    9 * 40k = 360,000 deaths due to shutdowns and riots.

    USA provisional death count by CDC stands at 90,313.

    So 4 times as many deaths due to the "cure" as opposed to those from the disease.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (Do5/p)

    170 I am not an Eeyore.

    More of a wombat, really.

    Posted by: Parker at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (zV/fi)

    171 If Obama could summarily fire, what, 100 generals and admirals and replaced them with brass that he trusted (who we cannot), what's keeping Trump from totally reversing it and hiring trustworthy brass?

    Posted by: Citizen at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (ldmQR)

    172 Somebody needs a Snickers bar.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (3D/fK)

    173 146
    What's your interpretation of the just released jobs numbers from an economic and political standpoint?
    Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 08:35 AM (1vIuC)


    We're reaching a point of social madness at which economic recovery becomes a side issue to the societal breakdown, and people are being forced into non-economic reckonings of what constitutes social stability if not survival. The Left is attempting to turn Trump into a living stigma, a living symbol and cause of the insanity around us.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (H8QX8)

    174 I couldn't help laughing at the New York Times swearing to never, ever, swearsies with a heart on top, print an opposing opinion ever again.

    Posted by: Biergood at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (FQWHA)

    175 @realDonaldTrump 7m

    Really Big Jobs Report. Great going President Trump (kidding but true)!

    @realDonaldTrump 6m

    THESE NUMBERS ARE INCREDIBLE!
    @MariaBartiromo

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (cF8AT)

    176 Most of the NFL fan base has become gamblers and fantasy league soi boys.

    Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (nFRLh)

    177 >>That makes for a shitty t-shirt.


    How about: "Why do they only care about blacks during a presidential election year?"

    What's scary is how they orchestrate these things - where overnight there is across the nation protests, a demand we do something NOW, and everyone implements major changes hastily in the heat of passion. We went through this with the confederate flag/civil war monument stuff, too.

    We can't let them make major policy changes like defunding police nationwide in the midst of the riots. Normal people see it as crazy, but stupid politicians want to do anything to appease the mob - and they are giving away everything that makes us American.

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (bDqIh)

    178 "One of the smartest things my wife and I did was have children at an early age."

    ::chuckle::
    So did we. And then - whoops! - had another baby at 45. (He's fine, BTW. Currently a USMC artilleryman.)
    Ages 11 and 12 are junior-high/middleschool, aren't they? The shift to high school proper usually constitutes a natural break. You might want to think about timing your move for that.

    Posted by: Annalucia at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (S6ArX)

    179 Biden says 10-15 % of Americans are bad people

    At least Cankles had the balls to name names ?

    Biden's a chicken shit
    Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:39 AM (JgrP5)

    Pick me! Pick me!

    Deplorable didn't really ring. Biden's Bastards? Trump Teutons? There has to be a better nickname!

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (BAsqb)

    180 The irony of the Drew Brees kerfuffle is this: if the black NFL players decide to kneel during the National Anthem, patriotic fans will stay away. That's most of their fan base.
    Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (QE8X6)

    Maybe, but what worries me, is people are being cowered to buy into this BLM shit. If they kneel now, I do not think there will be huge resistance. And that frightens me. I am worried we will return t o a time i am when I am afraid, and not allowed to wear my uniform in public. And I kid you not

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (85Gof)

    181 139 May jobs report is out,

    added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.
    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)


    Holy shit.. I was not expecting that!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (dUJdY)

    182
    I didn't see many reports about what the Idiot God said the other day? More unmemorable mush?

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (mht8P)

    183 >>>Most of the NFL fan base has become gamblers and fantasy league soi boys.



    I am so excited to not watch the NFL for the fifth consecutive year.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (VWp7G)

    184 177 We can't let them make major policy changes like defunding police nationwide in the midst of the riots. Normal people see it as crazy, but stupid politicians want to do anything to appease the mob - and they are giving away everything that makes us American.
    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (bDqIh)

    =========

    I say we let LA, Minneapolis, and NYC defund the police while the rest of the country keeps theirs.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (LvTSG)

    185 "Let them...The Tax Base will move out. The city will die. You think the inner cities are a shit hole now, just wait

    Posted by: Nevergiveup "



    When the urban shitholes collapse because all the racist business and home owners flee to the suburbs and outlying areas they will start demanding revenue sharing across the state, like they have done with school system funding in many places. Schools still suck,,BTW, becasue money isn't the problem.

    Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 08:42 AM (MxEKc)

    186
    My line if questioned by Homie Torquemada:

    "Do Black Lives Matter? Well, evidently some black lives matter a hell of a lot more than others."

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:42 AM (s2VJv)

    187 "More unmemorable mush? "

    The police acted stupidly?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:42 AM (3D/fK)

    188 Meh, he'll get an Emmet Sullivan or Amy Berman Jackson so what's the use?
    ______

    Actually, on thing that encouraged me during the last End Of The World was that there were still a fair number of judges who told their local tinhorns to go suck eggs. Not enough - it should have been all of them, but more than I'd have expected.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:42 AM (ZbwAu)

    189 186
    My line if questioned by Homie Torquemada:

    "Do Black Lives Matter? Well, evidently some black lives matter a hell of a lot more than others."

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:42 AM (s2VJv)

    =========

    Some animals are more equal than others.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

    190 Tactically, if the administration pushes every project forward without the usual environmental review, then there will be tons of lawsuits. It will begin to overwhelm the courts and cause the plaintiffs to be involved in hundreds of actions - perhaps depleting their resources. Dunno, but it will be fun to watch.

    Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (fMhOl)

    191 >>I am so excited to not watch the NFL for the fifth consecutive year. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (VWp7G)

    I am so excited not to watch the Washington Redskins eat their own shoes for a year (or two, or more).

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (ZS9TG)

    192
    Number of lessons learned by urban Democrats: zero

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (mht8P)

    193 We've replaced this cities regular Police with Sanka.

    Let's see if they notice..

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (3D/fK)

    194 Morning JJ, morning Horde.

    Last night I found myself stressing over both the November elections and the defund the police lunacy. But then I realized something.

    Our enemies are trying to defund the police...in an election year.

    President Trump is going to ram that down their throats at every opportunity, and it's going to swing so many undecided voters come election time.

    Our enemies and vicious and vile, but they are also incredibly stupid.

    Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (tmA71)

    195 The Left wants us depressed and in despair.
    Fuck. Them.
    For eight years they succeeded - until Trump.
    I'm going to be optimistic about our country and Trump if it kills me.

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (WwTwF)

    196 My insight is informed by hindsight.

    Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (XfhKA)

    197
    MFM headline next month: Cleanup Adds Millions Of Jobs



    Economy Adds 3 Million Glaziers

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (oVJmc)

    198 EVERYONE ONLY POST WHAT I WANT TO READ !!!

    Honestly - how about just printing off a bunch of positive affirmation messages, put 'em in a box, and draw 'em out at random for your own optimistic pleasure ?

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (HqWIn)

    199 Here is my answer to Karens on the mask issue:
    "I think it is a bad idea to wear a mask and carry a gun."

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (OSaNz)

    200 More unmemorable mush?

    It must have been bad, not a peep from my lib friends.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (dUJdY)

    201 194 President Trump is going to ram that down their throats at every opportunity, and it's going to swing so many undecided voters come election time.

    Our enemies and vicious and vile, but they are also incredibly stupid.
    Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (tmA71)

    ==========

    And, the economy's going to come roaring back.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (LvTSG)

    202
    Honestly - how about just printing off a bunch of positive affirmation messages, put 'em in a box, and draw 'em out at random for your own optimistic pleasure ?

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (HqWIn)


    "Remember, Brother, you too must die."

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (mht8P)

    203 Wow, to say the unemployment report beat expectations is a bit of an understatement.

    Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (G0vdT)

    204 I'm not an eeyore,

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

    Do ya play one on teevee ?

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (arJlL)

    205 Report: Dozens of Officers Walk Out on Democrat Mayor in Louisville
    ________

    But their union dues will still got to Democrats.

    Has anyone done a study of how loyal cops are to their unions' political endorsements? Or union members, generally.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (ZbwAu)

    206 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

    207 Micky Ds will never ever see another penny from my pockets!

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

    208 198 EVERYONE ONLY POST WHAT I WANT TO READ !!!

    Honestly - how about just printing off a bunch of positive affirmation messages, put 'em in a box, and draw 'em out at random for your own optimistic pleasure ?
    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (HqWIn)

    ==========

    "A lot more people love Prometheus now than before. Weird."

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (LvTSG)

    209 we lost 2 branches off the tree in the front yard.

    You always find them in the last place you look.

    Posted by: that guy who's not very perceptive at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (FF+BQ)

    210 Not to rehash old things, but what did JJ say? Is it still in a thread or did it get purged?

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

    211 Most physicians these days are owned by corporations (the docs would say they "work for" corporations). Very few "independent" practices any more.

    They are not allowed to be independent thinkers.

    "House" is tv fiction...

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:38 AM (Rbu5d)


    I'm fortunate enough to have a PCP who is probably a conservative (if she's not she hides it well) with a rocking bod who could probably outdrink and out eff bomb me. If the clinic she works for ever did something she didn't agree with I'm sure she'd figure out a work around.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (y7DUB)

    212 204 I'm not an eeyore,

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

    Do ya play one on teevee ?
    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (arJlL)

    ==========

    Only when I pin the tail on.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (LvTSG)

    213 >>I say we let LA, Minneapolis, and NYC defund the police while the rest of the country keeps theirs.


    Yeah, not like we aren't in a position to "let" them do anything anyway. Just venting.

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (bDqIh)

    214 > Economy Adds 3 Million Glaziers

    Loved him in Starsky and Hutch. Too bad about his first wife. Had no idea he had that many children.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (hKLpI)

    215 The worst economy in american history added 2.5 million jobs last month. Some analysts expected up to 100 trillion jobs added, so the numbers are quite disappointing.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (jtT4A)

    216 Black Lives Do Not Matter in Chicago

    Final May Totals (YoY)
    Shot & Killed: 79 (+55%)
    Shot & Wounded: 314 (+55%)
    Total Shot: 393 (+55%)
    Total Homicides: 83 (+48%)

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (JFO2v)

    217 I want a bumper sticker that says "Stop electing idiots."

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

    218 Without internal borders the collapse of the blue states turns this country into the EU. As the cities become unlivable the people within them will migrate to places that are-- as anyone would. The trouble is a lot of them will be near feral inner city dwellers and their enablers.

    There's a saying I've heard around where I live: Katrina washed all the garbage out of New Orleans. Peoples neighborhoods got wiped out or rendered even more unlivable than they were and they migrated to Baton Rouge, Lafayette, Houston and other places. The populations and crime rates shot up overnight.

    I don't have a solution for this. Just pointing out a pertinent thing.

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (BAsqb)

    219 How to stop the NFL blacks from kneeling.

    Ask them why black men are kneeling to whites.

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (OSaNz)

    220 McDonalds preaches about systemic oppression while installing job-replacing robots. Priceless.

    Posted by: Citizen at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (ldmQR)

    221 Offered without comment.


    https://despair.com/collections/demotivators

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (3D/fK)

    222 177 We can't let them make major policy changes like defunding police nationwide in the midst of the riots. Normal people see it as crazy, but stupid politicians want to do anything to appease the mob - and they are giving away everything that makes us American.
    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (bDqIh)

    =========

    I say we let LA, Minneapolis, and NYC defund the police while the rest of the country keeps theirs.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:41 AM (LvTSG)
    **************
    I hope they do because I don't know what the hell is going to wake people up to the fact that these are Democrat policies and by electing Biden and the Democrats this is what you'll get.

    Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (wiXsO)

    223 210 Not to rehash old things, but what did JJ say? Is it still in a thread or did it get purged?
    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)


    Just stop. Right there. Thank you.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (s2VJv)

    224 Black Lives Do Not Matter in Chicago

    Final May Totals (YoY)
    Shot & Killed: 79 (+55%)
    Shot & Wounded: 314 (+55%)
    Total Shot: 393 (+55%)
    Total Homicides: 83 (+48%)
    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (JFO2v)


    Seems that the pandemic lock down was only for some people.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

    225 No one is being an Eeyore by noting that the situation in this country is incredibly shitty right now, that's just honesty. Ask any battle commander, all the way back to Sun Tzu, and they'll assure you that you cannot make any plans or have any success unless you honestly and brutally assess your current situation. Lying to ourselves only assures future defeats.

    Trump has to figure out some way to make a major series of counter attacks, and that does NOT mean playing around on twitter. Something very real needs to happen, what, exactly, I leave up to him.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (V2Yro)

    226 Micky Ds will never ever see another penny from my pockets!
    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

    So much going on, I must have missed that. What did they do? Charging Blacks less than whites?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (85Gof)

    227 >>The Left wants us depressed and in despair.
    Fuck. Them.
    For eight years they succeeded - until Trump.
    I'm going to be optimistic about our country and Trump if it kills me.


    Right on!

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (bDqIh)

    228 there are supposed to be 1 million people marching on washington tomorrow.

    according to Sen. Mike Lee on twitter, washington mayor has evicted 1200 national guard troops from 10 states.



    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (ZCiJZ)

    229 Now we need some well-credentialed epidemiologist to announce on t.v. that bald pates are a significant vector for kung flu.
    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:29 AM (yvnmY)


    A chinaman doctor in frisco wails to stop teargassing rioters as it spreads the rona. The actual fuck?

    Posted by: banned response at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (bmcVo)

    230 Alrighty then.......

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

    231 vmom thats the spirit!!!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (dUJdY)

    232 Leisure and hospitality + 1.29 million
    Retail +329k
    Goods producing +669k
    Construction +464k
    Manufacturing +225k

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (cF8AT)

    233 I'm surprised Middle America even watches the NFL anymore. I haven't seen a game in about 4 years.

    I made an effort to go outside-do some outdoor activity on Sundays and my life has been better for it. Kind of a "do something instead of watch someone do something" deal.

    Still hooked on college football.

    My virtue-signaling sucks.

    Posted by: Seems Legit at June 05, 2020 08:49 AM (jUVms)

    234 In the wake of all this, Trump will come out and campaign, again, on the failures of the Democrat Party re: Black America and there will probably be a lot of people who will actually listen and agree this time.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:49 AM (oVJmc)

    235 I'm going to be optimistic about our country and Trump if it kills me.
    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:44 AM (WwTwF)

    As will I, even if it kills me.

    Or if it kills anyone else, for that matter.

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:49 AM (BAsqb)

    236 211 Most physicians these days are owned by corporations (the docs would say they "work for" corporations). Very few "independent" practices any more.



    That was a feature of obamacare. Make medical records and regulations so onerous that it was nearly impossible to keep an independent practice and continue to see medicare patients. Physicins "decided" to sell their practices to hospitals, so the hospitals would take care of the regulatory stuff.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 08:49 AM (jtT4A)

    237 57 The Layfayette Park police say no tear gas was used. What's the real story?.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (+eVzC)

    I watched raw footage of the minutes leading up to Trump's arrival. I didn't see anything but "Move - Move - Move". There could have been other methods used but I didn't see any.
    Posted by: grammie winger


    My two DC SJW friends have a good friend who apparently was there and of course has always hated Trump. I actually didn't read his full lengthy diatribe, because of course one is able to write a lengthy social media post after being tear gassed, but according to this guy they were peaceful and there was tear gas and whatever news you're reading is lying. I don't doubt he was in a peaceful section, but it is impossible to know what was going on at every corner. Nevertheless Orangeman bad, Orangeman not Christian.

    Anyway speaking of the DC couple, the husband is a former navy intelligence officer, if you were wondering if there were military who hate Trump. He's also a millennial. He got retired? Honorably discharged? Let go? a few years ago for some shady not specific reason (before Trump so who knows why) and now works for the TSA.

    Re: Lancet article. My ER doctor friends husband (liberal) posted the article and wrote 'this is bad' so maybe it is waking people up to what went on here? He was all hair on fire during and then second wave but since it never happened for us here (2 deaths over 80 yrs old in the county), maybe people are noticing.

    Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 05, 2020 08:49 AM (xU7mE)

    238 Some animals are more equal than others.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

    that Napoleon was one great pig!!

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (JFO2v)

    239 223 210 Not to rehash old things, but what did JJ say? Is it still in a thread or did it get purged?
    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

    Just stop. Right there. Thank you.
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM (s2VJv)

    I saw it, and just to assure you, it really wasn't that big a deal, especially considering all the pressure we're all under. You especially, having to sit there and watch the city you live in be destroyed by it's leadership.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (V2Yro)

    240 Oh, and shutting down the economy to fight the Wu-flu?



    https://despair.com/collections/demotivators/products/consequence

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (3D/fK)

    241 I say we let LA, Minneapolis, and NYC defund the police while the rest of the country keeps theirs.

    Self rule means the right to pick your own shitty rules. LA, Minn, and NYC have demonstrated - time and time again - that this is what they want.

    I don't have to like it. I do insist my area do what is necessary to keep their lunacy from spreading here as much as possible.

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (HqWIn)

    242 I'm fortunate enough to have a PCP who is probably a conservative (if she's not she hides it well) with a rocking bod who could probably outdrink and out eff bomb me. If the clinic she works for ever did something she didn't agree with I'm sure she'd figure out a work around.
    Posted by: Captain Hate

    Go on.......

    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (arJlL)

    243 Latest stupid leftist take: National Guardsmen staying in hotel rooms (which are being paid for) is somehow a violation against the Third Amendment against quartering soldiers.

    That's not how quartering worked, you stupid fucks.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:51 AM (hKLpI)

    244 I'm fortunate enough to have a PCP who is probably a conservative (if she's not she hides it well) with a rocking bod who could probably outdrink and out eff bomb me. If the clinic she works for ever did something she didn't agree with I'm sure she'd figure out a work around.
    Posted by: Captain Hate

    Is she single? Asking for a friend.

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:51 AM (BAsqb)

    245
    A chinaman doctor in frisco wails to stop teargassing rioters as it spreads the rona. The actual fuck?
    Posted by: banned response at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (bmcVo)


    Don't wail to stop the rioting. Stop the stopping of rioters.

    Fuck off.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

    246 >AG Barr: DoJ Has Evidence That Antifa, Other Extremist Groups Instigated Rioting

    well, harrumph harrumph then


    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 08:51 AM (iTXRQ)

    247 Sasse-hole and Grasse -hole.

    We have a real problem in the Senate.

    Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (bGHB3)

    248 >>228
    there are supposed to be 1 million people marching on washington tomorrow. Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 08:48 AM (ZCiJZ)

    Ben's Chili Bowl is gonna make bank.

    Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (ZS9TG)

    249 From all the flack I received on the Eeyore comment I see my bombing run was right over the target.

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (OSaNz)

    250
    I saw it, and just to assure you, it really wasn't that big a deal, especially considering all the pressure we're all under. You especially, having to sit there and watch the city you live in be destroyed by it's leadership.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (V2Yro)


    I, for one, own my mistakes. I don't run and hide from them.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

    251 Ironically, I think the Left could be easily defeated. They openly carry even flaunt the weakness in their genes. The thing is, is takes commitment, a willingness to do what has not been done, to face and accept a certain (transitory) mob outcry, and to follow through without hesitation, with your eyes on the prize and without doubting your cause.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (H8QX8)

    252 AG Barr: DoJ Has Evidence That Antifa, Other Extremist Groups Instigated Rioting

    well, harrumph harrumph then


    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 08:51 AM (iTXRQ)


    Too bad our side can't take a page from their book and DESTROY YOUR ENEMY.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

    253 JJ -- Good morning, and thank you for another daily dose of link-fu served with your well honed with and insight.

    Keep hope alive, and don't let the bastards grind you down!

    Posted by: doof2112 at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (mZUr4)

    254
    Latest stupid leftist take: National Guardsmen staying in hotel rooms
    (which are being paid for) is somehow a violation against the Third
    Amendment against quartering soldiers.


    And now they are being evicted, before a million man march on DC tomorrow. So there will be no one protecting DC except police.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 08:53 AM (ZCiJZ)

    255 Late to the thread but the defund the policr gambit, I assume, is part of the thrust to create a new Leftist Gestapo or whatever.
    Obama was always talking about that civilian defense korps or whatever he called it.

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:53 AM (WwTwF)

    256 Islam would expend every ounce of its strength to build a spaceship

    Spaceships are haram. Using them threatens the crystal dome of the sky.

    Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 08:53 AM (s2crL)

    257 "National Guardsmen staying in hotel rooms (which are being paid for) is somehow a violation against the Third Amendment against quartering soldiers. "

    Wait...so for the Left, the Bill of Rights is a thing again?


    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:53 AM (3D/fK)

    258 We are running oot of birfday cakes for this JJ gay fella ???

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:53 AM (5IHGB)

    259 170

    I am not an Eeyore.

    More of a wombat, really.

    Posted by: Parker at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM

    I identify as a Tigger. Because Tiggers are wonderful things.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (Do5/p)

    260 >>I don't have a solution for this. Just pointing out a pertinent thing.


    *waves at Vanya*
    That sucks. California's crazy policies inspired Lefty Californians to flood my state of Colorado and destroy it, too! They did it through the ballot box, but the crime follows their Commie policies. . .

    The population shift in response to Wuhan flu + BLM destroying inner cities is going to be bananas, huh?

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (bDqIh)

    261 > The Layfayette Park police say no tear gas was used. What's the real story?.

    If tear gas had been used, there's no way Trump would've been walking through the area without a gas mask just a few minutes later (barring hurricane force winds that did not appear to be in evidence).

    I've been in an area that's been tear gassed before. That shit sticks around. By design.

    So, yeah, the "tear gas" claim is a lie.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (hKLpI)

    262 Democrat Colorado Senate Candidate John Hickenlooper Defies State Subpoena
    ______

    Somehow I'm guessing there will be no pre-dawn SWAT raids, and no perp walk. And no penalty.

    Fortunately, the media will be all over this.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (ZbwAu)

    263
    And now they are being evicted, before a million man march on DC tomorrow. So there will be no one protecting DC except police.

    Posted by: shibumi

    let's call it A Million Marxist March

    also how can they be evicted - I thought they were called up by the Army?

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (WwTwF)

    264 258 Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:53 AM (5IHGB)


    Honestly. What's your story?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (s2VJv)

    265
    Black Lives Do Not Matter in Chicago

    Final May Totals (YoY)
    Shot & Killed: 79 (+55%)
    Shot & Wounded: 314 (+55%)
    Total Shot: 393 (+55%)
    Total Homicides: 83 (+48%)

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:47 AM


    chicago is on pace to have approx. 600 homicides this year

    Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (ceIDk)

    266 Oh, and shutting down the economy to fight the Wu-flu?



    https://despair.com/collections/demotivators/products/consequence
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (3D/fK)


    I like the Corruption one.

    At LEAST give me the opportunity for some graft.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

    267 Not today. America has effectively been cleaved in half.

    I wonder what the actual American vs lunatic leftist numbers are. No way to tell from vote tallies due to all the fraud.

    Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (bGHB3)

    268 The Layfayette Park police say no tear gas was used. What's the real story?.



    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 08:12 AM (+eVzC)



    I watched raw footage of the minutes leading up to Trump's arrival. I
    didn't see anything but "Move - Move - Move". There could have been
    other methods used but I didn't see any.

    Posted by: grammie winger


    Pelosi already admitted that no tear gas was used. The parks police say the "peaceful" demonstrators were lobbing projectiles at them. They should have been cleared and with a lot more force than they were.

    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (nAiE/)

    269 I, for one, own my mistakes. I don't run and hide from them.
    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)


    I admit it - getting up was a bit of a bad play on my part. But damn, I was hungry and I had to piss.

    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (HqWIn)

    270 "Oh sure, the riots will magically stop"

    Oh, no. I can assure you, with me at least, that's not the case. If a Democrat is elected in November I plan to routinely riot and help bring the Marxists to their knees or die trying to do so. I will cease to be a productive citizen and encourage and insist all relatives stationed abroad to abandon "their" posts and come home to kill the real enemy. I will do everything BAMN to destroy the junta. It will be war, literally.

    I mean this.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (puu6v)

    271 262 Democrat Colorado Senate Candidate John Hickenlooper Defies State Subpoena
    ______

    Somehow I'm guessing there will be no pre-dawn SWAT raids, and no perp walk. And no penalty.

    Fortunately, the media will be all over this.
    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (ZbwAu)

    ========

    Your snark is noted, but it does make me wonder if Hickenlooper is weaker than everyone assumes.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

    272 AG Barr: DoJ Has Evidence That Antifa, Other Extremist Groups Instigated Rioting

    That's nothing, old chap. I have evidence that there are bear turds in the woods.

    Posted by: Zombie Sherlock Holmes at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (EgshT)

    273 Heh. My morning drive radio host uses that Churchill quote as part of his intro.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (ejd/p)

    274 > And now they are being evicted, before a million man march on DC tomorrow. So there will be no one protecting DC except police.

    Can't Trump direct the National Park Service to let them set up tents on the National Mall or something?

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (hKLpI)

    275 If tear gas had been used, there's no way Trump would've been walking through the area without a gas mask just a few minutes later (barring hurricane force winds that did not appear to be in evidence).

    I've been in an area that's been tear gassed before. That shit sticks around. By design.

    So, yeah, the "tear gas" claim is a lie.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (hKLpI)

    As I keep pointing out to people on twitter....

    LEO had no masks on!

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:56 AM (cF8AT)

    276
    that Napoleon was one great pig!!
    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (JFO2v)


    ZIGGY PIGGY!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    277 Just for the record, I am the one and only Eeyore here.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 08:56 AM (ZbwAu)

    278 Most of the NFL fan base has become gamblers and fantasy league soi boys.
    Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 08:40 AM (nFRLh)


    Pete Rozelle is probably spinning in his grave at what Fat Fuck Goodell has done to the game. Rozelle suspended Paul Horning and Alex Karras for an entire season because of suspicions they were involved with gambling (Karras vehemently denied it for the rest of his life). Joe Namath had to sell his ownership share of a bar that was suspected of being mobbed up.

    Today the league penalizes teams that are late or inaccurate in submitting injury reports for setting betting lines (Belichick used to fuck with them by listing Brady as "questionable").

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:56 AM (y7DUB)

    279 263
    And now they are being evicted, before a million man march on DC tomorrow. So there will be no one protecting DC except police.

    Posted by: shibumi

    let's call it A Million Marxist March

    also how can they be evicted - I thought they were called up by the Army?
    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:54 AM (WwTwF)



    They are literally forcing Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act.

    As C-in-C, he should just activate the nearest Army unit to cordon off a 4 block radius around the White House and that's it.

    Let the rest of DC burn, including the Capitol for all I care.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:56 AM (s2VJv)

    280 ^^ correction he is Hello Kosher and likes smearing icing on his black forest..............blow harder.....make a wish.........

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (5IHGB)

    281 Not sure what you are apologizing for JJS, but don't.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (QW9VZ)

    282 >Wait...so for the Left, the Bill of Rights is a thing again?







    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



    it comes and goes

    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (iTXRQ)

    283 were are truly doomed. Doomed I tell ya! We're all gonna die!! All we can do about is post comments on a blog!!
    We are DooooooMEDD.
    If only drumpf would do what i want him to do when i want him to do it, you all would recognize my jeenus !!!

    Posted by: tommy smooties defeneless helper at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (/LQkF)

    284 36 ACLU and BLM are suing Trump for supposedly tear gassing peaceful protesters so he could have a photo op. The Layfayette Park police say no tear gas was used. What's the real story?.


    I'm going with the Park Police because F%ck those other two organizations.

    Posted by: Citation X Driver at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (+G2jw)

    285 273 Heh. My morning drive radio host uses that Churchill quote as part of his intro.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (ejd/p)


    Joke's on him. I stole it from Amy Schumer...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (s2VJv)

    286 Trump to hold news conference @ 10 am ET on May jobs report.

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (cF8AT)

    287 As I keep pointing out to people on twitter....



    LEO had no masks on!



    I still say worldwide, nations thought the CCP lung flu was a bioweapon and acted accordingly. Then the Dems decided to use it for their advantage. When that didn't topple the country, they're now going for protests. Anything to get rid of Trump, even if it destroys the nation.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (ZCiJZ)

    288
    Pelosi already admitted that no tear gas was used. The parks police say the "peaceful" demonstrators were lobbing projectiles at them. They should have been cleared and with a lot more force than they were.
    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (nAiE/)


    HOW DARE SHE let facts get in the way of a good opportunity to trash ORANGEMANBAD in the efforts to destroy this country in the name of communist power forever.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

    289 With the jobs report out, I can see why leftist mayors want to depopulate their cities by eliminating police. They can't have a collapse if people are working.

    Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (kA3Cp)

    290
    Joke's on him. I stole it from Amy Schumer...
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 08:57 AM (s2VJv)


    Ahem......that's NOT how this works.

    Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

    291 And now they are being evicted, before a million man march on DC tomorrow. So there will be no one protecting DC except police.

    I say about damn time. Hotels make you soft. Air conditioning - and they call this an army ?!?!

    I say - find a gravel lot, and snap ponchos together like we did in the old days !!! Huzzah !!!

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (HqWIn)

    292 I wonder what the actual American vs lunatic leftist numbers are. No way to tell from vote tallies due to all the fraud.
    Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (bGHB3)

    Cortez had around 450 guys with him. He didn't have an army, he had a battalion, and a lot of willing allies. It's not just how many they have, it's also how many they can cow into compliance, scare off, and convince to help them-- and that number, apparently, is huge.

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (BAsqb)

    293
    That heyjacksass.com site is wonderful. Very enlightening.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (XIoKz)

    294 FBN people are shocked by the May Jobs numbers!

    Futures are up almost 600+



    ==

    Help us Capitalism ! You are our only hope.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (zr5Kq)

    295 289 With the jobs report out, I can see why leftist mayors want to depopulate their cities by eliminating police. They can't have a collapse if people are working.

    Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (kA3Cp)

    ============

    "Watch me kill my state's economy! Now blame Trump!"
    -Blue state governors

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

    296 Interesting article on Peter Thiel. I can't help but think his obsession with immortality is a foreshadowing of a weirdly Karmic fate.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (17n5k)

    297 Good morning, horde.

    JJ, didn't read your comment yesterday, but your explanation up top is understandable, current events are not pleasant. Unfortunately, they're not going to get better before they get worse, with all of the circles within circles spinning at 150 mph.

    Will Pres Trump get re-elected? I think so, but the dimorats and domestic enemies care nothing for what I think, and their efforts to prevent his re-election will go into warp speed by the end of the month, so get ready for additional ugliness.

    Have a safe weekend, everyone.

    Posted by: Grog at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (weXmt)

    298 291 I say - find a gravel lot, and snap ponchos together like we did in the old days !!! Huzzah !!!
    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 08:58 AM (HqWIn)

    ============

    Bivouac.

    Hooah.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

    299 That heyjacksass.com site is wonderful. Very enlightening.


    stats site ? there is not commentary or anything, right ?

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (zr5Kq)

    300 > Cortez had around 450 guys with him. He didn't have an army, he had a battalion, and a lot of willing allies.

    Especially the last one. It helped a lot that the Aztecs were such murderous savages that the Spanish Inquisition actually represented an improvement.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (hKLpI)

    301 294 FBN people are shocked by the May Jobs numbers!

    Futures are up almost 600+



    ==

    Help us Capitalism ! You are our only hope.
    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (zr5Kq)

    =========

    Save us from the capitalists!

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

    302
    That's nothing, old chap. I have evidence that there are bear turds in the woods.
    Posted by: Zombie Sherlock Holmes at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (EgshT)


    If no one was there to hear it, did it make a sound?

    Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

    303 We aren't too far from the day where pledging loyalty to woke idealism is a requirement for employment.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (17n5k)

    304 Shit.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

    305 Can't Trump direct the National Park Service to let them set up tents on the National Mall or something?

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (hKLpI)

    So they can shit on the WW2 Memorial?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (85Gof)

    306 >Pete Rozelle is probably spinning in his grave at what Fat Fuck Goodell has done to the game.

    Rozelle loved the game and understood it was a big part of the American experience. Goodell is a pimp, a politician, and no friend of the sport.
    Goodell and what he has done to the game is why I watch NCAAF exclusively now.

    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (iTXRQ)

    307 Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let me link to the post)

    Make Chicago Burn Again, #mayorgroot.

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (Rbu5d)

    308 All this shit may be diverting us all from the massive effort at stealing the election,


    THIS ^^^^

    Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (bGHB3)

    309 >>>ZIGGY PIGGY!!!



    God I love that film.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (VWp7G)

    310 OT but, 2.5 million jobs created in May.

    that is great news, and boy is it gonna make some heads explode.

    Posted by: Shoey at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (hmNVd)

    311 stats site ? there is not commentary or anything, right ?
    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (zr5Kq)

    Honestly reported Chicago crime statistics are their own commentary.

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (BAsqb)

    312
    btw, George Floyd was a horrible human being.

    The more I learn about the case, the less I'm inclined to condemn Derek Chauvin.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (XIoKz)

    313 > So they can shit on the WW2 Memorial?

    By "they" I meant the NG troops. Let them set up tents on NPS property.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (hKLpI)

    314 Old and busted
    Trump election will rest on the economy's response to the virus

    new and hot

    Trump's a racist

    Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (JgrP5)

    315 309 >>>ZIGGY PIGGY!!!



    God I love that film.
    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (VWp7G)

    ============

    Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde!

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

    316
    No one is being an Eeyore by noting that the situation in this country
    is incredibly shitty right now, that's just honesty. Ask any battle
    commander, all the way back to Sun Tzu, and they'll assure you that you
    cannot make any plans or have any success unless you honestly and
    brutally assess your current situation. Lying to ourselves only
    assures future defeats.



    Trump has to figure out some way to make a major series of counter
    attacks, and that does NOT mean playing around on twitter. Something
    very real needs to happen, what, exactly, I leave up to him.

    Have you ever been in the military? Have you ever been in a war?
    When Churchhill gave his "We will fight them on the beaches" speech he is said to have muttered to an aid afterwords "Fight them with what, pitchforks?"

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (OSaNz)

    317 We aren't too far from the day where pledging loyalty to woke idealism is a requirement for employment.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM (17n5k)

    Yo Ho Ho

    A pirate's life for me

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (BAsqb)

    318 If you haven't already, check out the video yesterday here of the immigrant black woman confronting BLM in DC. She's a pistol.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (H8QX8)

    319 Bivouac. Hooah.

    A big reason why my "camping" involves dragging a 30' long hotel room on wheels behind me now.

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (HqWIn)

    320 Pete Rozelle is probably spinning in his grave at what Fat Fuck Goodell has done to the game.

    Rozelle loved the game and understood it was a big part of the American experience. Goodell is a pimp, a politician, and no friend of the sport.
    Goodell and what he has done to the game is why I watch NCAAF exclusively now.
    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (iTXRQ)

    The nfl in Rozelle's day had a fan base made up of many WW2 vets and their kids. Not so much today.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (85Gof)

    321 Black Lives Matter:

    2020 Deadliest 'hoods
    Neighborhood Homicides Wounded Total
    Garfield Park 24 93 117
    Austin 23 91 114
    Englewood 16 69 85
    Humboldt Park 11 51 62
    Grand Crossing 9 52 61
    North Lawndale 5 51 56
    Auburn Gresham 12 35 47
    South Shore 11 23 34
    Roseland 7 26 33
    Near West Side 3 28 31
    Chatham 9 21 30
    New City 9 19 28
    Little Village 10 17 27
    Chicago Lawn 7 19 26
    Woodlawn 2 19 21
    All Others 83 337 420
    As of 6/1/20

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

    322 >>>Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let me link to the post)


    Democrat mayors have their marching orders. Every city is doing similar things during the peaceful riots.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (VWp7G)

    323
    That heyjacksass.com site is wonderful. Very enlightening.


    stats site ? there is not commentary or anything, right ?

    Posted by: runner



    None that I can see, no.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (XIoKz)

    324 btw, George Floyd was a horrible human being.



    Why didn't his death cert read CCP lung flu? I thought the CDC rule is any person who has CCP that dies of any cause is listed at CCP.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (ZCiJZ)

    325 I'm fortunate enough to have a PCP who is probably a conservative (if she's not she hides it well) with a rocking bod who could probably outdrink and out eff bomb me. If the clinic she works for ever did something she didn't agree with I'm sure she'd figure out a work around.
    Posted by: Captain Hate

    Go on.......
    Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 08:50 AM (arJlL)


    Even better, she hires the hottest trim out of medical schools to be her residents. The extremely high preponderance can't be by accident. She is the ideal doctor for Morons.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (y7DUB)

    326 Cortez had around 450 guys with him. He didn't have an army, he had a battalion, and a lot of willing allies. It's not just how many they have, it's also how many they can cow into compliance, scare off, and convince to help them-- and that number, apparently, is huge.
    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 08:59 AM (BAsqb)

    Remember, Lenin created Soviet Russia even though his bolsheviks only had about 10% support. No one else would stand up to them, and they were allowed to take over.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (V2Yro)

    327 Okay weirdos it's gym time. Catch you all later

    Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 09:04 AM (BAsqb)

    328 Yes, I can leave at any time. But my two youngest are 11 and 12. I want to stay six years until all kids are out of high school, but that's likely not going to happen.

    We have schools in Texas. The folks who live across the street from me are Eagles fans so I have to assume they were originally from Philly and we rarely burn down their house more than once per year.

    Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 09:04 AM (s2crL)

    329 First off, I don't believe Trump has lost one voter. The virus lockdown, the protests and riots, nothing has changed how Trump voters feel.

    Second, I think there is a large group of suburban women who see the unrest and how the liberal office holders in the blue areas are letting violent people run wild. This is group who value security over any social justice issue. They see Trump as an authoritarian and secretly that's exactly what they want right now.

    I think Trump will win in numbers large enough to overcome the cheating that is planned.

    Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 09:04 AM (mrrpT)

    330
    Why didn't his death cert read CCP lung flu? I thought the CDC rule is any person who has CCP that dies of any cause is listed at CCP.

    Posted by: shibumi



    They probably ran out of room.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:04 AM (XIoKz)

    331 The more I learn about the case, the less I'm inclined to condemn Derek Chauvin.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (XIoKz)


    Chauvin is a scumbag piece of shit, regardless of what type of human Floyd was.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

    332 ^^ finger stuck in butt .......... oof its out now ........mmm tastee treat

    Posted by: zaf at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (XfhKA)

    333
    I still say worldwide, nations thought the CCP lung flu was a bioweapon and acted accordingly. Then the Dems decided to use it for their advantage. When that didn't topple the country, they're now going for protests. Anything to get rid of Trump, even if it destroys the nation.
    Posted by: shibumi

    --

    This is exactly correct. It is the only explanation that fits the facts and responses.

    Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (kA3Cp)

    334 "312
    btw, George Floyd was a horrible human being.

    The more I learn about the case, the less I'm inclined to condemn Derek Chauvin."

    I'm reserving judgment, as I am supposed to do, until facts are known. There is no complete video so no one can make an accurate assumption based on the clips selectively edited. It looks horrible. But that may be a fraud.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (puu6v)

    335 "new and hot

    Trump's a racist"

    correct, but the racism charge just doesn't carry the same weight it used to, when everyone is a racist, suddenly no one is.

    Posted by: Shoey at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (hmNVd)

    336 322 >>>Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let me link to the post)


    Democrat mayors have their marching orders. Every city is doing similar things during the peaceful riots.
    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (VWp7G)

    ===========

    If this is what the people of Chicago want, I say the police give it to them. Just stay home and refuse any calls to work. Protect your own home instead.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

    337 The /pol/ guys are doing a new operation Blank Slate: having people post blank sheets of printer paper everywhere (the opposite of the social media black squares). These are the same people who tied people up in knots over "Its OK to be white" and "Islam is right about women."

    Will this trigger progressives? We'll see. . .

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (bDqIh)

    338 Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let me link to the post)

    Make Chicago Burn Again, #mayorgroot.
    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (Rbu5d)

    Next, she will tell them shoot themselves.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (zr5Kq)

    339 JJ wote:
    They would never leave us alone for several reasons.


    They are not leaving us alone, now, and I believe that's a major reason they are advancing their goals.

    The Dem-Media-Education Complex never gives us non-Communists or the whole country a moment of overall peace or success. For example: The Federal Government may have supplied uncountable COVID protective equipment to the states and cities, but on XiNN it's a Total National Tragedy and Disgrace if one nurse, anywhere, claims she had to re-use an N-95 mask yesterday.

    Everything Trump and Republicans do is vociferously decried as not just bad, but Evil. The forces of Democrat and Progressive Righteousness slowly but surely grind away at defeating the Evil; they are never defeated, only paused for a time on The Great Arc of History That Leads Us to Peace, Goodness, and All the Other Platitudes.

    Yet their victories are always partial victories. Same-sex marriage only overcomes a small part of the systemic prejudice against all non-heterosexuals; amnesty for all of today's resident illegals will not solve many problems they'll think of to batter us with.

    It's a never ending propaganda and occasional violence campaign that keeps their side pumped-up, slowly wins-over the weak-minded, and grindingly depresses more and more of their enemies: Us.

    Pure anti-American Propaganda, all day, every day, by design.

    Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (AMIL/)

    340
    Floyd's death cert listed all the drugs plus all the 400 years of white oppression as "cause of death." Takes up a lot of room on a certificate, you know.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (XIoKz)

    341 > I think Trump will win in numbers large enough to overcome the cheating that is planned.

    I agree. I think even Illinois is in play after this.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (hKLpI)

    342 277 Just for the record, I am the one and only Eeyore here.



    All right then, I'm EYE-ore.

    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (oVJmc)

    343 >>>If this is what the people of Chicago want, I say the police give it to them.


    This.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (VWp7G)

    344 335 "new and hot

    Trump's a racist"

    correct, but the racism charge just doesn't carry the same weight it used to, when everyone is a racist, suddenly no one is.
    Posted by: Shoey at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (hmNVd)

    ==========

    I'm sorry, the Trump is racist card was played VERY heavily in 2016.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (LvTSG)

    345 We have schools in Texas.

    I was just there. I can confirm driving by a lot of places that looked suspiciously like schools.

    I rate this statement as Mostly True.

    Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (HqWIn)

    346 "There's Always An Angle": Tucker Carlson Has a Theory About Why Some Big Corporations Are "Paying" For "Riots"
    ________

    The Federalist Radio Hour I listened to yesterday makes a similar point.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (ZbwAu)

    347 I am not an Eeyore.

    I'm a Marshwiggle.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 09:07 AM (MVR7y)

    348 The two events that sent me on the path of the Eeyore, was Reagan signing the 86 amnesty deal and Papa Bush not removing Saddam Hussein when he could have with no muss or fuss, those two decisions sent us down the road to where we are now.


    I knew they were colossal blunders that we would be paying the butchers bill for at some point.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 09:07 AM (t3ssW)

    349 re: COVID-19

    CO Gov. Polis is stuck in April 2020 mode, and continues to cling to his fantasy that he (and by that I mean he, personally) is controlling the epidemic.

    From his June 1 Executive Order:

    ..we have seen indications that our efforts to "flatten the curve" are working,

    Come on Polis, wake up, pull your head out of your ass and actually learn a thing or two about epidemics. 'Flatten the curve' relates to the front end of the outbreak, not the back end. You could use the riots as camouflage to just do away with ALL the restrictions. You're not the boss of this virus.

    Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:07 AM (m45I2)

    350 Goodell is a pimp, a politician, and no friend of the sport.
    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM


    He could never have out-fought Santino.

    Posted by: Vito C. at June 05, 2020 09:07 AM (DMUuz)

    351 @DailyMail

    Minneapolis mayor sobs uncontrollably at gold coffin of George Floyd at memorial led by Rev. Al Sharpton

    Video: https://tinyurl.com/yd4l823d


    Fuckin' ridiculous!

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:07 AM (cF8AT)

    352 http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
    For those that want a link.

    Posted by: Help desk at June 05, 2020 09:08 AM (/LQkF)

    353 > Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into shaving their heads to "show solidarity" (i.e., seek attention on Twitter).

    Emma Watson has now joined in.

    (makes popcorn)

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:08 AM (hKLpI)

    354 May jobs report: US economy unexpectedly adds 2.5 million payrolls, unemployment rate falls to 13.3%




    The "experts" got it wrong again. Fck you communists!!! You tried to kill the economy and it's coming back in spite of you. Fck you communists

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:08 AM (t+tI7)

    355 Trump has a trend. It always looks like he's losing right before he wins bigly.

    Saw this tweet last night. It gave me hope because it has proven true throughout his presidency.

    Posted by: Citation X Driver at June 05, 2020 09:08 AM (+G2jw)

    356 353 > Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into shaving their heads to "show solidarity" (i.e., seek attention on Twitter).

    Emma Watson has now joined in.

    (makes popcorn)

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:08 AM (hKLpI)

    ==========

    Insty posted a tweet noting the fact that this is what the French did to Nazi supporting women after the end of WWII.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:08 AM (LvTSG)

    357 Futures up 750....nearing 27,000.

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (cF8AT)

    358 Goodell is a pimp

    He could never have outfought Selig.

    Posted by: zombie Vito C. at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (FF+BQ)

    359 Not today. America has effectively been cleaved in half. On one side we have those who believe in this nation, the righteousness and divine providence of its founding, and with all its many flaws that it is still the last best hope for humanity and the greatest nation that will ever exist in this world. On the other side, we have in essence, a hostile foreign power that believes the polar opposite.
    ++++++++++++
    I think the rot - and the risk - goes far deeper than that, JJ. As you point out, to govern with differences, we have to share certain core beliefs, certain foundational positions must be common. You're right that we don't have that with the Left. I think you're wrong, though, on the *extent* of that difference.

    It isn't about America. Sure, they hate America and want to see her destroyed, but that is not their prime motivation. Our rift with the Left is far greater than our opinions and beliefs about this country. It is about our belief in countries. The modern Left doesn't even believe in nation-state political distinctions. They want (depending on brand) either no nation-states at all, or they want fractured ethnostates in constant combat for dominance. Republicanism, even Democracy never enters into the equation.

    The lack of a common core of values is deeper than the opinion of America. It is about the entire structure of human organization and government, and wanting to eliminate any previously-known form of government organization. The rift is deeper than anything in our history. I posit that we as a nation had more in common with the Nazis than we do with the modern Left. At least they valued the nation-state concept. We shared nothing else with the Nazis, and it still led to an existential war. We don't even share that lone element with the modern Left, though...

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (hYcqw)

    360 Headline at Yahoo Finance:

    STUNNING
    U.S. payrolls unexpectedly climbed by 2.5 million in May
    Lots of confusion as payrolls were expected to fall.

    ----------

    Not excitement, but confusion.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (LvTSG)

    361
    Democrat mayors have their marching orders. Every city is doing similar things during the peaceful riots.



    They're part of Antifa.

    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

    362 First off, I don't believe Trump has lost one voter.

    How can that be? Matt Lewis and Ted Nichols are tweeting constantly about their former Republican friends who have had it with Trump and won't vote for him again.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (17n5k)

    363 From the last link on the Dunkirk evacuations soon after Churchill became the Prime Minister -- seems appropos to our present nightmare:


    Churchill concluded his radio address by quoting 1 Maccabees 3:58--60: "Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar. As the Will of God is in Heaven, even so let it be."

    Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (WqPYg)

    364 357 Futures up 750....nearing 27,000.
    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (cF8AT)


    Question:

    Does that mean they're bullish on Trump or Biden?

    Not so stupid a question as it may seem given the nature of Wall Street these days.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (s2VJv)

    365 dammit

    Posted by: zombie Vito C. at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (FF+BQ)

    366 211
    If the clinic she works for ever did something she didn't agree with I'm sure she'd figure out a work around.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 08:46 AM (y7DUB)

    Glad you found that PCP.

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (Rbu5d)

    367 >I'm sorry, the Trump is racist card was played VERY heavily in 2016.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison


    they printed up new ones

    Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (iTXRQ)

    368 >>>>>Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let me link to the post)


    As with Garcetti cutting LAPD budget, good luck with that!!

    Hollywood wanted their gritty 70's "Death Wish" NYC and/or "The Purge" and they're going to get it.

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (bDqIh)

    369 Minneapolis mayor sobs uncontrollably at gold coffin of George Floyd at memorial led by Rev. Al Sharpton


    And he did WHAT exactly to supposedly help people like flyod who were career criminals with not discernable skill?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (85Gof)

    370 Banning police in big cities will finish them off as political and economic power bases. Even the idea being talked about is opening eyes. I see even many upper class urban liberals are starting to freak out. It will also reinforce the 2nd Amendment in the minds of many Americans.

    This is an example of when a bad idea under normal circumstance can become a opportunity in a crisis. Hence why I was pushing for the police to go on strike...it forces people out of their cultural and political bubble to see reality, or at least think about it.

    Posted by: William Eaton at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (cfkTP)

    371 Dems have to be panicking over the jobs numbers.

    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

    372
    Not today. America has effectively been cleaved in half.

    I wonder what the actual American vs lunatic leftist numbers are. No way to tell from vote tallies due to all the fraud.


    Posted by: Nickname that blew up Pixy at June 05, 2020 08:55 AM (bGHB3)

    If you look at voting numbers thus far in primaries, you see what I hope and believe is a harbinger for the fall. In state after state, you see people coming out in numbers that they, quite frankly, don't have to and never have before to vote for Trump. They are doing this despite the fact that he is basically running unopposed. In Pennsylvania for instance, Trump got 871,515 votes to Biden's 756,445.



    Now that doesn't mean we do not have work ahead. Overall, Democrats got about 45,000 more votes total in PA. PA Morons and every other patriot NEEDS to get out and and register conservative voters/drive conservative voters to the polls/etc. to make sure chaos does not prevail.

    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (nAiE/)

    373 Futures up 750....nearing 27,000.

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (cF8AT)


    May jobs number. We added 2.5 million jobs. I hope the left kills itself like Jonestown over this

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (t+tI7)

    374 Remember, Lenin created Soviet Russia even though his bolsheviks only had about 10% support. No one else would stand up to them, and they were allowed to take over.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:03 AM (V2Yro)


    It was a weird confluence of events that led to that shithead taking over. He was lucky not to have been killed multiple times including catching a bullet in the neck. Having a forceful personality served him well because physically he would've never survived an ass kicking contest.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (y7DUB)

    375 "Trump will never do a Brees." huck

    mostly true, but Trump has made a lot of compromises, ends up with a lot of internal anti-Trumpers, even some he appointed. The biggest omnibus bills ever ... Trump signed. Trillions to bail out the hedge funds (to "save" the markets) ...


    The left is so deep in the state, Trump will fight, but Jarvanka and other influences still impede him. imo Trump is taking cautious steps (e.g. warning governors, yet no troops called out yet ... 3.5 years in ... still vast illegal crossing of border, etc.) Trump is not yet on a "war footing" against domestic enemies, only partly so with China (still massive imports and trade deficit) ... but yes, it takes time.

    I can't yet see why Trump gave Fauci/Birx/Gates so much control over Total Lockdown ... (yes, governors implemented the worst of it, Trump backed much of it). To me that was Trump bending the knee to DeepState propagandists, and even his HCQ suggestion was fought.


    MAYBE this set up the needed confrontation of China, and this scared America into that "war" against their infiltration. And while the economy was strong in many ways, the fiat bubble markets are now closer than ever to MMT (socialist nirvana, unlimited government).


    Wall Street is not the American small business economy. Repatriation of supply chains to US and friendly nations ... an essential step ... perhaps it required this drastic move, but $5-15 Trillion magic money is a road to ??? Long road ahead, back to America the Beautiful.

    Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (Cus5s)

    376 369 Minneapolis mayor sobs uncontrollably at gold coffin of George Floyd at memorial led by Rev. Al Sharpton


    And he did WHAT exactly to supposedly help people like flyod who were career criminals with not discernable skill?
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (85Gof)


    He surreptitiously pulled out a nose hair.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (s2VJv)

    377 369 Minneapolis mayor sobs uncontrollably at gold coffin of George Floyd at memorial led by Rev. Al Sharpton


    And he did WHAT exactly to supposedly help people like flyod who were career criminals with not discernable skill?
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (85Gof)

    ===========

    And he did what to review police procedures about detaining suspects?

    And he did what to make it easier to fire problematic police?

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (LvTSG)

    378 NY Times Reporters Stage "Open Revolt" Over Tom Cotton Op-Ed Calling On Military to Help End Wide-Scale Riots and Looting
    ______

    All the news that fits.

    (The title of a book written in the 60s.)

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (ZbwAu)

    379
    The more I learn about the case, the less I'm inclined to condemn Derek Chauvin.



    There is a long story about the firm where they both worked. Seems to be a alphabet agency front with counterfeiting going on. I think someone ordered Chauvin to kill Floyd or else he (Chauvin) would be killed. So it's a hit. That's why Chauvin let himself be videotaped.


    Of course now Chauvin will commit suicide by hanging in prison while the guards are on break and the cameras are mysteriously not working.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (ZCiJZ)

    380 Minneapolis mayor sobs uncontrollably at gold coffin of George Floyd at memorial led by Rev. Al Sharpton

    That Jacob Frey is like what would happen if Justin Trudeau mated with Pajama Boy.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (17n5k)

    381 370 Banning police in big cities will finish them off as political and economic power bases. Even the idea being talked about is opening eyes. I see even many upper class urban liberals are starting to freak out. It will also reinforce the 2nd Amendment in the minds of many Americans.

    This is an example of when a bad idea under normal circumstance can become a opportunity in a crisis. Hence why I was pushing for the police to go on strike...it forces people out of their cultural and political bubble to see reality, or at least think about it.
    Posted by: William Eaton at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (cfkTP)

    ==========

    Robocop as political treatise.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (LvTSG)

    382 Question:



    Does that mean they're bullish on Trump or Biden?



    Not so stupid a question as it may seem given the nature of Wall Street these days.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (s2VJv)


    May jobs number added 2.5 million when the experts were saying more losses.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (t+tI7)

    383
    So the Chinese shits got together with the Democrats and FBI and said you guys keep him busy with the Russia hoax, meanwhile we'll be preparing a big surprise in late 2019 that is sure to crush Americans and Trump.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (XIoKz)

    384 First off, I don't believe Trump has lost one voter.



    How can that be? Matt Lewis and Ted Nichols are tweeting constantly
    about their former Republican friends who have had it with Trump and
    won't vote for him again.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (17n5k)

    As if they ever voted for Trump in the first place.

    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (nAiE/)

    385 @paulkrugman 25m

    Well, the BLS reports a GAIN in jobs and a FALL in unemployment, which almost nobody saw coming. Maybe it's true, and the BLS is definitely doing its best, but you do have to wonder what's going on. 1/

    I've been through a number of episodes over the years in which official numbers tell a story at odds with what more informal evidence suggests; often it turns out that there was something quirky (NOT fraudulent) about the official numbers. 2/

    This being the Trump era, you can't completely discount the possibility that they've gotten to the BLS, but it's much more likely that the models used to produce these numbers - they aren't really raw data - have gone haywire in a time of pandemic 3/

    Whatever happened, these numbers should make you more, not less, pessimistic about the economic outlook. Why? Because they will reinforce the White House inclination to do nothing and let emergency aid expire 4/


    Whatta tool...

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

    386 "370 Banning police in big cities will finish them off as political and economic power bases. Even the idea being talked about is opening eyes. I see even many upper class urban liberals are starting to freak out. It will also reinforce the 2nd Amendment in the minds of many Americans.

    This is an example of when a bad idea under normal circumstance can become a opportunity in a crisis. Hence why I was pushing for the police to go on strike...it forces people out of their cultural and political bubble to see reality, or at least think about it."

    People I love live and/or work in some of these cities (as did I) but I agree absolutely. I really don't want Trump to send federal troops to them because it is time for these places to die, and there is no better way than by their own hands.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (puu6v)

    387 371 Dems have to be panicking over the jobs numbers.
    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

    ===========

    "This was supposed to last until November!"

    I was saying 2-3 months ago that the virus thing was something they just tried to take advantage of. They didn't time it.

    If they had timed it on purpose, it was way too early to have the desired effect by November.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:13 AM (LvTSG)

    388 Dow futures up over 700.

    Protest? What protests?

    Posted by: Pete Seria at June 05, 2020 09:13 AM (7ZQe3)

    389 382
    May jobs number added 2.5 million when the experts were saying more losses.
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (t+tI7)


    That means Trump's on a roll.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:13 AM (s2VJv)

    390 That Jacob Frey is like what would happen if Justin Trudeau mated with Pajama Boy.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (17n5k)
    +++++++++++++
    Some sort of lab-created, soy-based chimera.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:13 AM (hYcqw)

    391 Trump has to figure out some way to make a major series of counter attacks, and that does NOT mean playing around on twitter. Something very real needs to happen, what, exactly, I leave up to him.

    "Have you ever been in the military? Have you ever been in a war? When Churchhill gave his "We will fight them on the beaches" speech he is said to have muttered to an aid afterwords "Fight them with what, pitchforks?"
    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (OSaNz)

    We're all in a war right now, aren't we? That's another thing we must be honest about. The war we're in is not being fought conventionally, it's not going to be fought with military hardware. On the left, it's being fought by their ability to organize mobs to burn down their cities. How do we counter? On reflection, *not* with military force, because that's what they want, they are desperate for the Kent State photo op they can use in November. So no - hold back force, hold back the military, I hate to say it, but faithful police in NYC, and Chicago, and Minneapolis, and Philadelphia, should now just call in and say they're afraid they've caught Covid, they need to quarantine for two weeks.

    The Dems want to try and force us into a big overreaction, so don't give it to them. let them burn down everything they hold. I am sorry for the people living there; you need to get out, now.

    One more thing - Churchill never had the problem of every Media outlet in his own country cheerleading for the Nazi's to win, as well as most of his own Parliament. We do.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:13 AM (V2Yro)

    392 >>Emma Watson has now joined in.


    Holy sh#t!!! I saw the /pol/ posting on that prank, but never imagined such an epic success!

    Plenty of people are brainwashed into doing whatever social media says they should, huh?

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 09:13 AM (bDqIh)

    393 372 If you look at voting numbers thus far in primaries, you see what I hope and believe is a harbinger for the fall. In state after state, you see people coming out in numbers that they, quite frankly, don't have to and never have before to vote for Trump. They are doing this despite the fact that he is basically running unopposed. In Pennsylvania for instance, Trump got 871,515 votes to Biden's 756,445.



    Now that doesn't mean we do not have work ahead. Overall, Democrats got about 45,000 more votes total in PA. PA Morons and every other patriot NEEDS to get out and and register conservative voters/drive conservative voters to the polls/etc. to make sure chaos does not prevail.
    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (nAiE/)

    =========

    The polls are fucked.

    The voting numbers are not.

    The voting numbers do not paint a picture of a Democratic wave. Still early, but the best numbers we have look good.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:14 AM (LvTSG)

    394 I've noticed that whenever ANTIFA takes it's shit show on the road outside their leftard protected city shit holes they get their asses handed them part and parcel.

    Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 09:14 AM (o2MD2)

    395 "new and hot

    Trump's a racist"

    correct, but the racism charge just doesn't carry the same weight it used to, when everyone is a racist, suddenly no one is.
    Posted by: Shoey at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM (hmNVd)


    It's fun to be called a "racist" by people telling you that you can't be changed, that you are fundamentally flawed because of your skin color.

    And you know that "systemic racism" thing?

    False.

    We took care of that. What you now have, when it does poke its ugly head, is individual racism.

    And the only way to "get rid" of that would be to silence every individual who demonstrates it. In other words, oppress them. Kill them. Lots of places do that.

    A society which has essentially eliminated systemic racism, as this one has, must tackle the hard tasks of changing minds, addressing grievances, prosecuting crimes when they do occur. That's what a mature society would do.

    We are not a mature society, obviously.

    Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2020 09:14 AM (hku12)

    396 ... This being the Trump era, you can't completely discount the possibility that they've gotten to the BLS, but it's much more likely that the models used to produce these numbers - they aren't really raw data - have gone haywire in a time of pandemic 3/ ...
    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (cF8AT)
    +++++++++++++++
    Yet he was all-in on Obama's "created or saved" nonsense. Krugman is a partisan hack who should give his Nobel Prize back. Also, he should shut up and try his hand at working at some point in his life.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:14 AM (hYcqw)

    397 I've always thought Arnold's Dover Beach, as a whole, is silly. The message is "This is all bullshit, but let's pretend it isn't."

    But it's saved by the last three lines:

    And we are here as on a darkling plain
    Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
    Where ignorant armies clash by night.

    That's been in my mind a lot lately. Along, of course, with Yeats's Second Coming.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:14 AM (ZbwAu)

    398 Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer
    pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let
    me link to the post)



    Make Chicago Burn Again, #mayorgroot.

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (Rbu5d)


    The freak is also saying she will not allow "vigilantism" on reports in Bridgeport of people in front of the businesses and homes with pipes and baseball bats out there to defend them. The freak is okay with the rioting and looting but not with people defending themselves. Fck her

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:15 AM (t+tI7)

    399 The more I learn about the case, the less I'm inclined to condemn Derek Chauvin.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:02 AM (XIoKz)


    Not a stupid question.

    Wall St. confuses the shit out of me because they SOOO play both sides of the fence. They go crazy because Trump was awesome for the economy, yet in the same breath, want Biden because they know he's corrupt as fuck and they can get away with murder.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

    400 "383
    So the Chinese shits got together with the Democrats and FBI and said you guys keep him busy with the Russia hoax, meanwhile we'll be preparing a big surprise in late 2019 that is sure to crush Americans and Trump."

    Basically. It's why we can take nothing off the table as to the response against our domestic enemies. They literally tried to kill us.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 09:15 AM (puu6v)

    401
    Fake "economist" paul krugman questions the BLS!

    WITHOUT EVIDENCE!

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:15 AM (XIoKz)

    402 Minneapolis mayor sobs uncontrollably at gold coffin of George Floyd at memorial led by Rev. Al Sharpton



    Conspicuously for the camera.

    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:15 AM (oVJmc)

    403 342 277 Just for the record, I am the one and only Eeyore here.

    All right then, I'm EYE-ore.
    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:06 AM (oVJmc)
    _______

    You don't look like Kirk Douglas.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:15 AM (ZbwAu)

    404 May jobs number. We added 2.5 million jobs. I hope the left kills itself like Jonestown over this
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (t+tI7)


    is this too much to ask ?

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (zr5Kq)

    405 Lightfoot is saying Chicago cops can no longer
    pursue criminals, says Second City Cop. (Sorry, mobile device won't let
    me link to the post)



    Make Chicago Burn Again, #mayorgroot.

    Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 09:01 AM (Rbu5d)


    BlackLivesMatter, as long as they're destroying mostly whitey's stuff.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

    406 394 I've noticed that whenever ANTIFA takes it's shit show on the road outside their leftard protected city shit holes they get their asses handed them part and parcel.
    Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 09:14 AM (o2MD2)

    ========

    I've been saying for years that Antifa is a blue on blue problem, not a problem for America in general.

    This is why.

    They need the protection that blue enclaves give them.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (LvTSG)

    407

    Second City Cop is also saying there are Whole Foods and Starbucks refusing services and bathrooms to cops who are out there defending them. Fck them. Let them burn and that goes for commie Amazon too

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (t+tI7)

    408 The lack of a common core of values is deeper than
    the opinion of America. It is about the entire structure of human
    organization and government, and wanting to eliminate any
    previously-known form of government organization. The rift is deeper
    than anything in our history. I posit that we as a nation had more in
    common with the Nazis than we do with the modern Left. At least they
    valued the nation-state concept. We shared nothing else with the Nazis,
    and it still led to an existential war. We don't even share that lone
    element with the modern Left, though...Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM (hYcqw)

    Well said. I agree.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (H8QX8)

    409 Well, that was a copy/paste fail.

    At least I didn't paste the whole thread, like SOME people.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

    410 You know who else sobbed at funeral of pseudo-martyrs in front of rolling cameras and fanatical crowds ??

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:16 AM (zr5Kq)

    411 Of course now Chauvin will commit suicide by hanging in prison while the guards are on break and the cameras are mysteriously not working.
    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (ZCiJZ)

    I note that an unusually long time passed at the beginning of this crisis before Chauvin was charged, that's what helped kick this all off. Of course they didn't want to aggravate the Union, but it also made me wonder if Chauvin himself knew a bunch of dirt he could drop if he was threatened.

    That's only speculation, but if it is even a little bit true, he'll never live to see a trial. just like Epstein didn't.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

    412 National Review just sent me the regular spam. This time, it was under the banner of "Simple, affordable paywall removal."

    Uh, NR? Let's rap for a second. If I pay you to remove it, it is still a paywall. It just means I don't see it after I log in as a paying member. You know? A freaking paywall?

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (hYcqw)

    413
    May jobs number. We added 2.5 million jobs. I hope the left kills itself like Jonestown over this
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:11 AM (t+tI7)

    -------------------

    Probably a lot of those are in red states, considering the blue states are still in quasi-lock down. By the time this is over with, hopefully, red America will be in good economic shape, while blue America will be a dumpster fire.

    Posted by: William Eaton at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (cfkTP)

    414 Lancet retracts two HQC studies, upon which WHO had discouraged its use.

    Study authors won't release underlying data. Lancet says it can no longer rely on the validity of the studies.

    https://bit.ly/3cDc0kc

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (gd9RK)

    415 Second City Cop is also saying there are Whole Foods and Starbucks refusing services a



    Probably a local things - activists.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (zr5Kq)

    416 Horde I need that link to the ADA thing regarding facemasks.

    My job is all of the sudden in MOTHERFUCKING JUNE requiring us to wear them.

    Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (uVRjH)

    417 >>>Trump has to figure out some way to make a major series of counter attacks, and that does NOT mean playing around on twitter.


    This type of comment always confounds me.

    Do you think that because he tweets he's doing absolutely nothing else all day long?

    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (cF8AT)

    418 > Yet he was all-in on Obama's "created or saved" nonsense.

    He's also the one who claimed the Dow would "never recover" after Trump's election.

    The Nobel Prizes have basically been a communist participation trophy for decades now, and the Economics Prize isn't even a real Nobel Prize.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (hKLpI)

    419

    Peggy Noonan has a pearl clutching column over Trump going to that church with the Bible. Suburban wymyn will never vote for him now. You mean like the broads in Naperville who put put BLM signs on smashed out store fronts after their downtown was ransacked? Yeah, that ship sailed a long time ago with those brain dead wonders.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (t+tI7)

    420 Did Tony Dungy mean 'denigrate'?

    Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (m45I2)

    421 Whatta tool...
    Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:12 AM (cF8AT)
    --------

    No kidding. If there was any doubt they are actively trying to destroy the economy, let this put it to rest.

    Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (G0vdT)

    422 110 Granny not taking any shit:

    Of course the fuckstain reporting on that clip made granny out to be crazy.

    Posted by: Citation X Driver at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (+G2jw)

    423 Hit my email in the nic

    Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (uVRjH)

    424
    Lancet has a long and documented history of publishing Junk Science.

    Lancet = garbage.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (XIoKz)

    425 >>>Second City Cop is also saying there are Whole Foods and Starbucks refusing services and bathrooms to cops who are out there defending them.



    Doesn't surprise me.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (VWp7G)

    426 "Does that mean they're bullish on Trump or Biden?
    Not so stupid a question as it may seem given the nature of Wall Street these days."

    imo it is ALL about the trillions thrown in by the Fed Reserve to backstop markets ... Powell promising UNLIMITED support ... as I hear it, already five (?) trillion thrown in to buy up B and junk bonds so the richest can move their money into stocks ... especially the "fallen angels".


    They have decided "don't fight the fed" that has taken out the firehouse. This is not based on earnings or unemployment, imo.

    Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (Cus5s)

    427 Headline at Yahoo Finance:



    STUNNING

    U.S. payrolls unexpectedly climbed by 2.5 million in May

    Lots of confusion as payrolls were expected to fall.



    ----------



    Not excitement, but confusion.



    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM


    ---

    Confusion because the entire left wanted them to keep dropping to hurt Trump and they can't figure out why they climbed.

    Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (JUOKG)

    428 Krugman should eat the barrel of a gun.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

    429
    Lancet is the CNN of Scientific Research Studies.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:19 AM (XIoKz)

    430 The market is going to skyrocket today. While those idiots are protesting nothing the world is leaving them behind.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (CQ3Qb)

    431 Study authors won't release underlying data. Lancet says it can no longer rely on the validity of the studies.

    https://bit.ly/3cDc0kc
    Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (gd9RK)
    ++++++++++++++++
    Why did Lancet rely on it when the authors wouldn't release the underlying data? Did they even ask? What made it "reliable" before?

    This is a problem with a tremendous number of journals. Peer review is fundamentally broken. Every paper should require a USB drive with the data and algorithms. None do. They don't even ask.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (hYcqw)

    432 May jobs report is out,

    added 2.5 MM jobs. Unemployment down to 13.3%

    so, things are already improving. we'll see if it sticks.
    Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 08:33 AM (+NdM9)


    Impossible! I was assured by everyone that the economy was completely destroyed by the lockdown and we were all going to die penniless in the gutters!

    Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (SgjGX)

    433 Biden continued, "There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there who are just not very good people, but that's not who we are."

    Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (3aI0K)

    434 The RNC is far too stupid to run the type of ads we need for the election, but I hold out hope that Trump will fill the void.

    He needs to focus on the cities and education to get the suburban moms. Run commercials that show the at-grade-level reading rate for inner city blacks in 1965 (about 92%) to today (about 12%), while showing that the drop corresponded to the cities being taken over by democrats.

    Then, go one step farther.

    Say in the commercials that this was the democrat's plan - to make blacks uneducated and dependent on them so they could stay in power.

    The media will go crazy. The will light their hair on fire and run up and down the street. It will bring 100 times the attention to the problem.

    None of the Trump voters will argue with the statement. The far left will never believe it. However, there will be a large contingent of soccer moms that will see those numbers and quietly agree that the only hope for calm is an educated youth.

    Stop giving the issue of education to the democrats without a fight.

    Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (mrrpT)

    435 Did Tony Dungy mean 'denigrate'?
    Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (m45I2)


    How DARE you put words in the mouth of a black man, racist......

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

    436 The Left mourns the May employment report.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 09:21 AM (3D/fK)

    437 Impossible! I was assured by everyone that the economy was completely destroyed by the lockdown and we were all going to die penniless in the gutters!
    Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 09:20 AM (SgjGX)


    HI!!!!!

    Posted by: Michigan at June 05, 2020 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

    438 > I've noticed that whenever ANTIFA takes it's shit show on the road outside their leftard protected city shit holes they get their asses handed them part and parcel.

    Image from Snohomish, Washington, just 37 miles from Antifa stronghold Seattle:

    https://tinyurl.com/snohomish-co

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:22 AM (hKLpI)

    439
    I think we can thank all the red state governors for the spike in employment.

    Georgia, Florida, Texas...thank you for your sacrifice!

    You'll all be dead in two weeks, four weeks, tops. The twitter sewer told me so.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:22 AM (XIoKz)

    440
    Denigrate. De Knee Great? Two-edged sword, that.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:22 AM (s2VJv)

    441 Well, we have a giant unplanned medical experiment. In two weeks there will be a spike in coronas in Minneapolis, New York, Philly, and DC. Or there won't.

    If there isn't then social distancing will be proven to have no effect and we can get back to life.

    Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:23 AM (gd9RK)

    442 All right then, I'm EYE-ore.
    Posted by: Marty Feldman



    **********

    *golf clap*

    Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (m45I2)

    443 414 Lancet retracts two HQC studies, upon which WHO had discouraged its use.

    Study authors won't release underlying data. Lancet says it can no longer rely on the validity of the studies.
    https://bit.ly/3cDc0kc
    Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (gd9RK)

    This is the *exact* same trick that the Global Warmists have been perfecting for about 20 years now; put out a total bullshit summary of "Study Results", and then claim that No One can see the Data because REASONS!

    the reason is so blatantly obvious - THERE IS NO DATA! THERE WAS NEVER ANY DATA!!!! IT WAS A GIANT DELIBERATE FRAUD!!"

    but people say "oh no these were Men of Science, right? They would never do a Fraud, you have to give them benefit of the doubt, they just made a technical mistake." And every MSM outlet will parrot that line from now on.

    gawd.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (V2Yro)

    444 The Nobel Prizes have basically been a communist participation trophy for decades now, and the Economics Prize isn't even a real Nobel Prize.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:18 AM (hKLpI)


    It was dogshit when they gave a participation trophy to that bucktoothed failure, Dhimmi Carter, for the bravery of Anwar Sadat and Menachem Begin.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (y7DUB)

    445 438 > I've noticed that whenever ANTIFA takes it's shit show on the road outside their leftard protected city shit holes they get their asses handed them part and parcel.

    Image from Snohomish, Washington, just 37 miles from Antifa stronghold Seattle:

    https://tinyurl.com/snohomish-co
    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:22 AM (hKLpI)

    ==========

    Antifa is not an America problem.

    Antifa is a blue enclave problem.

    They are going to burn the blue enclaves to the ground because they are violent idiots.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (LvTSG)

    446 > Why did Lancet rely on it when the authors wouldn't release the underlying data?

    The Lancet is the same "scholarly publication" that published the garbage "study" about BOOOOOOSH supposedly killing 3 trillion Iraqi civilians (or whatever the preposterous number was).

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (hKLpI)

    447 Impossible! I was assured by everyone that the economy was completely
    destroyed by the lockdown and we were all going to die penniless in the
    gutters!



    "Protests are a right, but you are required by law to keep your businesses closed until November and if you resist, we'll throw you into the prisons we emptied out."

    -Blue Governors

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (ZCiJZ)

    448 Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into shaving their heads to "show solidarity"

    I believe the Japanese military called these "comfort women".

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (EgshT)

    449 Don't worry about yesterday JJ.
    And as always late to this magnificent report you put together every weekday but early enough to say Thank you.
    It can be depressing when one is informed about the current events and your hard and intelligent work is one reason we all are.
    Have a better day today my friend.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (pw+jk)

    450 Heh. Chicago mayor banning cops pursuit of criminals. I pulled int0 a gas station awhile back, and a cop I know was sitting on the park bench out front, enjoying a morning coffee and a bag of Hostess mini donuts. This guy could be on "Meal Team 6". Another cop pulled in while we were talking, and made a good natured reference about big boy being able to chase anybody down. Fat cop, in a fine Southern drawl, replied "I let my Glock do the running".

    Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (C1Lsn)

    451 >>>We're all in a war right now, aren't we?

    This mindset is the root of the problem.

    Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (IqfdE)

    452 A package with some stuff I need for work (I can work around not having it, but it will be a pain in the ass) has been sitting in Lathrop, CA (or somewhere near there, I guess) since June 03, under a "civil unrest" delay. A day and half and they can't move the truck?

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (hYcqw)

    453 I think today's jobs number put a stake in the heart of Pelosis' Covid-19 "Let's Guarantee a Democratic Majority and Destroy America" bill.

    Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 09:25 AM (G0vdT)

    454
    cocksukcer alert!

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:25 AM (XIoKz)

    455 412 National Review just sent me the regular spam. This time, it was under the banner of "Simple, affordable paywall removal."

    Uh, NR? Let's rap for a second. If I pay you to remove it, it is still a paywall. It just means I don't see it after I log in as a paying member. You know? A freaking paywall?
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 09:17 AM (hYcqw)
    ______

    I've been saying for over 15 years that Lowry destroyed that magazine. It's not that he's the worst - he's too much of a lightweight for that - but he let it become a watertight compartment for the likes of Williamson, Goldberg, and French.

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:25 AM (ZbwAu)

    456 324 btw, George Floyd was a horrible human being.

    Floyd, like many young black men, had no plan B

    Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 09:25 AM (JgrP5)

    457 The left is creating a toxic atmosphere where cops won't be welcome anywhere. You think it was bad when water buckets were thrown on them... just wait.
    It won't be long before they start targeting their homes, spouses, friends and children.

    Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (wiXsO)

    458 As the federalists said "We still have our guns".

    I can tell you how to end this right now:


    1. Trump activates the Militia in Lansing Michigan and surrounding counties under 10 USC 333.
    2. Appoints former military officers in their ranks to be militia officers.
    3. Orders the militia to report with their weapons to the governor's mansion.
    4. Orders their officers to arrest the Governor for her failure to protect the constitutional rights of Michigan residents.
    5. Asks the rest of the Blue state governors and mayors if they have any questions or any smart ass remarks.

    Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (OSaNz)

    459 454
    cocksukcer alert!
    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:25 AM (XIoKz)
    ________

    Is Tom Nichols here?

    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (ZbwAu)

    460 I try to always look for the odd angle on things.

    A positive side effect of civil unrest and fiscal uncertainty is that the fairer sex intrinsically seek out men with resources and skills that can provide and protect.

    The number of skeezers blowing my phone up over the last few months has increased dramatically.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (oV8Fn)

    461 The Left will take credit for all the new construction jobs they've created in the past week.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (CQ3Qb)

    462 Yes, we will be stabbed in the back and in the heart by the likes of the Deep Staters, cucks, RINO flunkies and traitors. Accept that and go forward.

    I may want to add that unfortunately most of the Church has slunk into the shadows and have abandoned us.

    Had a very long conversation with an elder of the Church, the reality is that half of the congregation has no problem with following the mandates of Caesar and giving their pinch of incense to the gods to enter the Agora.

    "When will we return to normal?"

    "August at earliest, maybe never."

    True, its only one data point, one that I have good detail over, and it is a reflection of the larger Session for one denomination.

    I imagine many within the independent Baptist denomination are probably at pre-Wuhan Death Miasma state.

    May have to reconsider credo Baptism.

    Posted by: 🐧 at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (qibYB)

    463

    The jobs number is better than anyone could have expected and I pray that keeps rolling with reopening. I want a YUGE Trump win and the left to go full Jonestown in November.

    Of course with the good jobs number watch the left say we have to go back to lock down because of the riots that increased Flu Manchu

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (t+tI7)

    464 Well, we have a giant unplanned medical experiment. In two weeks there
    will be a spike in coronas in Minneapolis, New York, Philly, and DC. Or
    there won't.



    If there isn't then social distancing will be proven to have no effect and we can get back to life.


    Ah, you are such an optimist. "There was a huge spike, but the government is suppressing the numbers." "The new incubation period is much longer." "Everyone is an asymptomatic carrier on a new strain that is much more dangerous." "Businesses cannot open, it's just not safe yet." And so on.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (ZCiJZ)

    465 >>>Heh. Chicago mayor banning cops pursuit of criminals.



    Good move. No reason to chase shooters in Chicago.

    Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (VWp7G)

    466
    Posted by: Stupid Cocksucker at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (IqfdE)

    Happy Fag Month, queer.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (XIoKz)

    467 >>Peggy Noonan has a pearl clutching column over Trump going to that church with the Bible. Suburban wymyn will never vote for him now.


    You can always tell when Trump (or any Republican) does something really effective by the way the MSM/Democrats react like vampires to a cross.

    I know that when I saw that St. John's was on fire my patience was DONE. Visceral response, because it showed how the rioters want to destroy America (hitting the historic church most presidents have attended because they couldn't set the WH on fire). That was an ISIS destroying Roman ruins kind of moment.

    Trump visiting that church was symbolically a big deal, particularly after the MSM saying Trump was hiding in his bunker. That the Bible part was most offensive is even more telling, after Obama doing his Bible quote shtick for years.

    Noonan is an idiot.

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (bDqIh)

    468 299

    That heyjacksass.com site is wonderful. Very enlightening.

    stats site ? there is not commentary or anything, right ?

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:00 AM

    Heh, they have even put a mask on the body figure where they show the stats for "shot placement".

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (Do5/p)

    469 But I think the job numbers do not reflect the businesses/jobs lost because of looting.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (+eVzC)

    470
    Prediction:

    Watch those "red flag laws" really be put into use, soon!

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:28 AM (XIoKz)

    471 "So, you think Trump just walked through a park without a mask that had just been tear gassed? Are you saying he's some sort of super human with super powers? Are you sure you want to cross him?"

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:28 AM (LvTSG)

    472 >>>>Heh. Chicago mayor banning cops pursuit of criminals


    How'd that policy work out in London?

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 09:28 AM (bDqIh)

    473 Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (IqfdE)

    cocksukcer alert!
    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:25 AM (XIoKz)
    ________
    Is Tom Nichols here?
    Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (ZbwAu)leone at June 05, 2020 09:24 AM (IqfdE)"

    it's the troll from the ONT, he got off on posting a pile of shit there.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (V2Yro)

    474 The president should focus more on "us", not on "him". His impulse to personalize every issue is getting tiresome.

    Use the tremendous platform you have to bring people together. Unite us. Do it EVERY.DAMN. DAY.

    Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (VpIIl)

    475 448 Those magnificent bastards at 4chan have trolled stupid white girls into shaving their heads to "show solidarity"

    I believe the Japanese military called these "comfort women".


    No, more like french colaborators, "comfort women" were kidnapped and raped by damn japs.

    Posted by: banned unit 731 at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (2LHOs)

    476 1. Trump activates the Militia in Lansing Michigan and surrounding counties under 10 USC 333.
    2. Appoints former military officers in their ranks to be militia officers.
    3. Orders the militia to report with their weapons to the governor's mansion.
    4. Orders their officers to arrest the Governor for her failure to protect the constitutional rights of Michigan residents.
    5. Asks the rest of the Blue state governors and mayors if they have any questions or any smart ass remarks.


    Don't stop an enemy that is destroying himself or herself. I know many good people in MI, but the libtards have to suffer. That is the only way they will understand that actions have consequences.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (ZCiJZ)

    477 > A day and half and they can't move the truck?

    Give that they've been actively jacking FedEx trucks in several areas, I can't really blame drivers who don't want to drive. Maybe we'll return to the days when stage coaches and the like had someone "riding shotgun".

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (hKLpI)

    478 in case you are wondering :

    "Poll: Only 16% Americans Want to "Defund the Police"; 65% Oppose"

    you can look through details at Breitbart; salient point - majority of those who want to defund the police are millennials.

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)

    479
    We're all gonna be "red flagged" by "anonymous" "family members" and "friends" for the things we say on the internet.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (XIoKz)

    480 Looks like the stock market is going to take off like SpaceX.

    Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (88xKn)

    481 469 But I think the job numbers do not reflect the businesses/jobs lost because of looting.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (+eVzC)

    the looting will create jobs

    Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (JgrP5)

    482 478 in case you are wondering :

    "Poll: Only 16% Americans Want to "Defund the Police"; 65% Oppose"

    you can look through details at Breitbart; salient point - majority of those who want to defund the police are millennials.
    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)

    ========

    Fucking do it blue state governors and blue city mayors.

    Fucking do it.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

    483

    NOOD


    G-d bless you all.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (s2VJv)

    484 Use the tremendous platform you have to bring people together.

    That ship done sailed.

    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (EgshT)

    485 Suburban wymyn will never vote for him now.


    Suburban women vote Republican when they feel unsafe.

    They vote for Democrats when things are great.

    Guess what they are feeling right now?

    Maslow, Peggy. Read a little.

    Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (Boy/L)

    486 > Heh. Chicago mayor banning cops pursuit of criminals.


    Wait, I thought they'd had that policy for several decades now?

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (hKLpI)

    487 Sneezers are the new comfort girls.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (YU6/X)

    488 Headline at Yahoo Finance:

    STUNNING

    U.S. payrolls unexpectedly climbed by 2.5 million in May

    Lots of confusion as payrolls were expected to fall.

    ----------

    Not excitement, but confusion.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:09 AM


    The Grinch had the same reaction, after he stole Christmas. Why, those Who's down in Whoville, they rejoiced just the same.

    He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming. It came!

    And the Grinch stood there, puzzling, "how could it be so?"

    Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (hku12)

    489 Skeezers. Damn.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (YU6/X)

    490 take care JJ, those who laugh last laughs best (and longest) .

    Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (zr5Kq)

    491 Does anyone really thing the left would settle for a national divorce? They will never stop, they can't. I mean they don't even want to go to Red areas but it doesn't stop them.. they have virtually everything they want in Cities and states on the coasts but thats not enough... even with new borders they will only prepare for the next step. We've grown fat, happy and complacent... this is the result. Our enemies have had generations to retrain our citizens to hate ourselves... and we let it happen. Now it will get bloody before it gets better... if that ever happens. Its rare that civil war results in freedom, we've done it once but odds aren't good.

    Posted by: Inogame at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (+2xjH)

    492 331

    Chauvin is a scumbag piece of shit, regardless of what type of human Floyd was.

    Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:04 AM

    Serious question. Are we basing this opinion solely on the 18 previous complaints against him or has there been more revealed about his background than that?

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (Do5/p)

    493 457 The left is creating a toxic atmosphere where cops won't be welcome anywhere. You think it was bad when water buckets were thrown on them... just wait.
    It won't be long before they start targeting their homes, spouses, friends and children.
    Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:26 AM (wiXsO)

    Police officers in those jurisdictions should leave. Say they've been exposed to Covid and need a 2 month quarantine. Say they've developed a bunion on their big toe and need to go on permanent disability. The left wants cities with no cops, let them have cities with no cops.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (V2Yro)

    494 Good morning!

    Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (u82oZ)

    495 47:

    "Don't stop an enemy that is destroying himself or herself. I know many good people in MI, but the libtards have to suffer. That is the only way they will understand that actions have consequences."

    Agreed. Circle these cities, let them devour themselves, and stop all funding to them.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (puu6v)

    496 Why is this continuing? We have all the guns.


    Posted by: creeper at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (XxJt1)

    497 Are we supposed to go back to work? I say no.

    Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (buTO7)

    498 But I think the job numbers do not reflect the businesses/jobs lost because of looting.


    Of course not, it's for last month. But it indicates the Wuflu Crater wasn't as big as forecast (stunner).

    Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

    499 Storms last night knocked me off the Internet.

    But Happy Birthday, J.J. Best compilation of Intel on the Internet.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (u82oZ)

    500 A society which has essentially eliminated systemic racism, as this one
    has, must tackle the hard tasks of changing minds, addressing
    grievances, prosecuting crimes when they do occur. That's what a mature
    society would do.

    ====
    Yes but we haven't eliminated systemic racism. Only white working man racism, not black racism, nor Hispanic racism, nor upper middle class white racism. The people the donkey commies cater to.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (pw+jk)

    501 >>let's call it A Million Marxist March

    Wuhan Authentic Chinese: "I pahk foo twuck on nawshunah mah - no gwilo cahm. You wasis!"

    Posted by: Boswell at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (32YRo)

    502 336

    If this is what the people of Chicago want, I say the police give it to them. Just stay home and refuse any calls to work. Protect your own home instead.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:05 AM

    I ask my brother all the time how he can even get motivated to go to work and take his job seriously when

    --- citizens of Chicago all seem to hate you
    --- politicians in Chicago all seem to throw you under the bus and incite more hatred against you
    --- district attorney and prosecutors refuse to prosecute anyone you arrest for any crimes

    It is a thankless job where you put your life on the line every day with absolutely no support from anyone.

    He's a much better man than I am to be able to put up with that every single day. I can't even read about it every day without getting stressed out and sick to my stomach.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (Do5/p)

    503 Democrats Confining Americans Like It's 1942 1842


    FTFY

    Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (QSnbM)

    504 >>496 Why is this continuing? We have all the guns.


    See Larry Correia's facebook post for the answer - you'll enjoy it.

    Linked in the sidebar, and also posted at Instapundit.

    Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (bDqIh)

    505 The only thing preventing "racial healing" in this country is incessant picking at old scabs.
    #Movethefuckonalready.

    Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (lcQJG)

    506 Look bottom line, any fuckin idiot and traitor that does not back PDT now is our enemy. This does not mean anything or everything PDT does or says is correct...But any rational person can see this is an attack not on PDT but on America as it has existed for over 200 years. People like that fuckin cunt romney and that bitch from Alaska don't seem to get it that this is not about PDT but about anarchy and destorying America and them. SO get on the Trump Train or fuck off

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (85Gof)

    507 Project Veritas just put out part 2 of their "Expose Antifa" vids :

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIp1pcbRsCI

    Posted by: Sol Rosenberg at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (t3gBQ)

    508 Dow up 744
    Now over 27,000

    Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (3aI0K)

    509 I'm not giving in. It's too much fun to tick off liberals.

    Posted by: Draki at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (IjW14)

    510 #Movethefuckonalready.

    This isn't about race. It's about Hillary not being president. We. Must. Be. Punished.

    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (ZCiJZ)

    511 >>>Happy Fag Month, queer.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

    Thank you for informing me of your celebration, I was unaware that this was a month of recognition of your people! Please accept my best wishes as you celebrate your lifestyle, you do you!

    Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 09:59 AM (IqfdE)

    512
    Posted by: Leftist Cocksuvker at June 05, 2020 10:00 AM (J9wKi)

    Eat shit and die, faggot.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (XIoKz)

    513 Times like these put me in mind of that famous scene from "Bonnie and Clyde" in which the Barrow Gang is escaping from that infamous motel ambush in Joplin MO.
    They're streaking down a narrow concrete highway in Clyde's stolen Model A, hell-bent-for-leather, the cops in hot pursuit with killing on their minds, brother Buck shot all to hell, Blanche screaming hysterically, sweet Bonnie turned around in the front passenger seat shouting in Blanche's face to get a grip while her poor old husband Buck is moaning and bleeding his life away in the back seat next to her...and Clyde at the wheel, his face a stone mask of utter concentration, eyes fiendishly fixed on the road ahead, hands welded to the steering wheel, his mind blocking out the utter chaos withing the Model A, in complete control and moving ahead for dear life.

    Posted by: jbspry at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (8V4Sv)

    514 .

    What is the real goal of the riots and 'protests'?
    Is it to try to spread the China Bat Soup pandemic and do further damage to the economy?

    Posted by: Mongo at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (23TvB)

    515 Look bottom line, any fuckin idiot and traitor that
    does not back PDT now is our enemy. This does not mean anything or
    everything PDT does or says is correct...But any rational person can
    see this is an attack not on PDT but on America as it has existed for
    over 200 years. People like that fuckin cunt romney and that bitch from
    Alaska don't seem to get it that this is not about PDT but about anarchy
    and destorying America and them. SO get on the Trump Train or fuck off

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (85Gof)

    Murcowskey and Willard get it very well. They always were our enemies.

    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (nAiE/)

    516 "514 Times like these put me in mind of that famous scene from "Bonnie and Clyde" in which the Barrow Gang is escaping from that infamous motel ambush in Joplin MO.
    They're streaking down a narrow concrete highway in Clyde's stolen Model A, hell-bent-for-leather, the cops in hot pursuit with killing on their minds, brother Buck shot all to hell, Blanche screaming hysterically, sweet Bonnie turned around in the front passenger seat shouting in Blanche's face to get a grip while her poor old husband Buck is moaning and bleeding his life away in the back seat next to her...and Clyde at the wheel, his face a stone mask of utter concentration, eyes fiendishly fixed on the road ahead, hands welded to the steering wheel, his mind blocking out the utter chaos withing the Model A, in complete control and moving ahead for dear life.
    Posted by: jbspry at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (8V4Sv)"*******

    They got away that time but it still didn't end well for them.

    Posted by: Cosda at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (/dWjs)

    517 Well, we have a giant unplanned medical experiment. In two weeks there

    will be a spike in coronas in Minneapolis, New York, Philly, and DC. Or

    there won't.





    If there isn't then social distancing will be proven to have no effect and we can get back to life.


    Ah,
    you are such an optimist. "There was a huge spike, but the government
    is suppressing the numbers." "The new incubation period is much longer."
    "Everyone is an asymptomatic carrier on a new strain that is much more
    dangerous." "Businesses cannot open, it's just not safe yet." And so on.



    Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 09:27 AM (ZCiJZ)

    We already had that experiment. Remember the purple faced apoplexy over people having fun and swimming at the Lake of the Ozarks? Remember the predictions that they were going to kill each other and granny to boot? Yeah, none of that happened. There was no spike ion cases and no deaths.

    Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (nAiE/)

    518
    I spiked a few in that Ozark lake,best swimming hole effah..................

    Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (5IHGB)

    519 The kneejerk reaction to flay Mattis is wrong.

    The best leaders are still human and flawed. Our first reaction to something with which we disagree, from anyone but especially from a patriot who has proven himself many times over, should not be to destroy that person and their voice. That's what antifa seeks to do. You can ignore the speaker, or you can respectfully disagree.

    The Morning Report's tendency to adopt ad hominem attacks in all things and pile on (really, four links plus commentary to treat one bad take of little consequence other than a bunch of people who have no attention span and hated the guy until yesterday suddenly think he's divine?) really undermines its wit and smartness.

    The best Mattis tells us to "Fight with a happy heart and a strong spirit." The unfunny anger here should be so redirected. Referencing one of the videos posted yesterday: Be the dude laughing in his MAGA hat and cowboy boots, not the black boot purple hair antifa psycho screaming at him.

    Posted by: Late to the party at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (7CyhL)

    520 "It cannot come from abroad . . ."

    But it did come from abroad. The radicalism of the left today is a direct result of open borders. The left rightly sees itself on the verge of an immigrant-driven dictatorship. A dictatorship built on the subjugation and destruction of traditional white America that can only happen because of the immigrant vote. That's the difference between these race riots and those of, say, the late 60s. Non-whites (basically blacks) were simply too small a minority to make fundamental changes to the nation. Now, immigrants offset white backlash. They're going to vote anti-white even if their own shops are burned down. You could see Democratic leaders visibly shaken during the 91 LA riots - they're not shaking anymore. Everything's downstream from immigration, import a third-world population become a third-world nation.

    Posted by: bob at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (cOQSC)

    521 After they ban Police they will then pursue the former LEO and try them at what will be war crimes style charges, then find them guilty and finish the job.Then the mob will go after their families.They intend to erase the Police.

    Posted by: obsidian at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (7+yqP)

    522 40 Concerning that whole Abolish the Police line of thinking.

    People expect and demand justice, and protection from criminals.

    And if the government can not, or chose to not provide that protection, folk will take it upon their own actions to do so.

    And that's when people begin to realize that laws are there to protect criminals from law abiding citizens.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:14 AM (3D/fK)

    Huh; this is new to me (IANAL). Worth pondering. Thanks.

    Posted by: m at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (gvWOP)

    Tonight's ONT Has GTT

    In order to read tonight's ONT, please do the following:

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    Resist!



    Some of y'all may remember that last week I asked for recommendations on where to move. More on that later, but I have to say that one of the places we considered was Idaho.

    Lefties are so horrified by this, and all I see is something wonderful. A community coming together to stand against domestic terrorists. Word is that a few vans full of Antifa DID show up, but they turned around at the city line and left. That's just a rumor, no confirmation.


    Related: My response to some Limey here.

    The Center Can Not Hold


    Ace mentioned this earlier this week, but I think this story need more attention. Here are a couple of articles:


    Questions raised over hydroxychloroquine study which caused WHO to halt trials for Covid-19


    Unreliable data: how doubt snowballed over Covid-19 drug research that swept the world


    I'm actually kind of flabbergasted, and I'm hard to flabbergast. I'm a conservative, I believe government is corrupt, by it's very nature it can't help but be corrupt, and incompetent too. That's why I think that it should be sharply and ruthlessly limited in its scope and power. You're never going to get enough good people, making good laws, with wholesome intent. Won't happen. Can't, where human beings are involved. The solution is to contain the evil they can do by limiting the range of what they have the power to do. Put it this way: Suppose I tell you that you are going to get hit with a baseball bat. It's going to happen, there is no way to avoid it. The only choice you have is whether you'll be hit by a 5 year old with a whiffle bat, or a MLB .400 hitter with an aluminum bat. Which would you chose?

    But this...this is conspiracy theory level stuff. A company, coming out of nowhere, supplying (most likely) false data, and nobody questions it, in fact, governments across the world base policy on it? Without questioning? That's beyond incompetent, it's bordering on malevolent. And why? Who was behind the whole thing? Either the people behind the company were running a grift that got way out of hand, or it was actually done with malevolent intent. And how far is that from Illuminati level paranoia? Stupefying.

    Musical Interlude

    Someone last week said that I should get Mis Hum to teach me how to add music to the ONT. I can handle it on my own, TYVM. Enjoy:


    Self Defense

    Guns are flying off the shelves in records numbers (gee, I wonder why?). But what gun should first timers buy?

    Gunfight Science: Do Shotguns Suck for Self-Defense?

    Guy is not a fan. I think they're OK, but I'd probably rather have an AR-15 type rifle.

    Tip For Our Antifa Friends

    special forces.jpg


    Black Lies Matter

    I'm seeing some pushback against the fundamental justification for the movement. Here's an article, a thread and a video:


    The Truth About Police Violence and Race




    What's really amazing to me is that when you dig into the numbers behind the rhetoric, you find out that, judging by facts alone, how very successful the US is at NOT being a racist country. Yet it's "common knowledge" that we have a huge problem with racism in this country. People aren't uneducated about it, they're intentionally miseducated. The media works 24/7, 365 to perpetrate the lie, and the powers that be do everything in their power to obscure the truth. Day after day after day. And if anyone dares challenge the narrative with facts, well, they must be destroyed.

    Cruisin'


    G.T.T.


    So, I talked last week about moving, and I want y'all to know that tonight I put in an offer on a house in Tyler, Texas. I don't know if it will be accepted or not, but we're hopeful. We really liked the listing, loved the virtual tour we took (we walked the sellers agent all over the place for about an hour with FaceTime), and tomorrow our agent is going to take a look for herself. Hopefully she won't spot something we missed (if she does we can withdraw the offer, no harm no foul, w/in 10 days). It's always risky buying something from afar, but have high hopes, please wish us luck and say a little prayer that we get it if everything is as it appears.

    That being said, tell me about Tyler. Seems nice, but I've never been there. Any Morons down there? Anyone have contacts? I'll be leaving my hometown of 50 years, it's kind of scary. I'll have to rebuild all the the networks I've accumulated over a lifetime in a new place. Help me out.

    Tonight's ONT brought to you by M&Ms:

    mmmm.jpg

    Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:59 PM




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    AND PUPPET SHOW

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

    2 First!

    Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (/UQ/R)

    3 Un.

    Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

    4 Damn

    Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (IYHxL)

    5 Damn it Eris!

    Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (/UQ/R)

    6 Non.

    Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

    7 Erev tov le-kholam!

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    8 I love that captcha

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 04, 2020 10:01 PM (WwTwF)

    9 Top 10!

    Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 04, 2020 10:01 PM (+ldAm)

    10 Hey Horde

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2020 10:02 PM (a4EWo)

    11 I just got willowed, and I really wanted to share this...

    689 Continuing the week of good news (for me at least).

    I heard from my youngest son for the first time since my life went pear shaped back in November : wife kicking me out of the house, attempted suicide, and the whole cancer thing.

    I miss my boys terribly, and this was a gift from heaven.

    Hopefully I hear from my oldest sooner or later, but for now I'll take this as a victory.

    Posted by: browndog at June 04, 2020 10:02 PM (BgMrQ)

    12 Top 10

    Posted by: Madeline at June 04, 2020 10:02 PM (J1xuv)

    13 hiya

    Posted by: JT at June 04, 2020 10:02 PM (arJlL)

    14 Vanilla ISIS will not prevail.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2020 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

    15 Yowza, a WDONT

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 04, 2020 10:04 PM (ZMXpM)

    16
    g'evenin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (DUIap)

    17 Just finished watching Candace Owens post

    she makes a great point about Black culture celebrating the lowest denominator

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (WwTwF)

    18 M&Ms gettin' their freak on!

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

    19 Injure a human?

    Insomniac is a lawyer.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (Z4rgH)

    20 What does the patch really mean

    Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (UNyae)

    21 This harm, does it include my speech? I've been told my speech is quite violent.

    Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (Wm5SB)

    22 Libs believed the fake hydroxy info to pwn Trump.
    Cities encouraged citizens to go to parades early in to pwn Trump.

    How many people did the left kill all to try to make Trump look bad? I really am asking. I'm assuming the number is in the thousands.

    Posted by: 29Victor at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (BJKQV)

    23 5 Damn it Eris!
    Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 04, 2020 10:00 PM (/UQ/R)
    ---
    Greaseball lightnin'!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

    24 Hopefully I hear from my oldest sooner or later, but for now I'll take this as a victory.

    Posted by: browndog at June 04, 2020 10:02 PM (BgMrQ)

    This was a gift beyond compare, and I hope it stays a part of your life and grows for you!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (ZMXpM)

    25 689 Continuing the week of good news (for me at least).

    lol.. I replied but everyone was already gone.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

    26 So glad browndog. A blessing.

    Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (UNyae)

    27 Good evening. Thanks for the ONT, WierdDave. That top picture is hilarious.

    I hope you enjoy Texas!

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (mGQEH)

    28 The Hodge Twins are cute as a basket of roided up kittens!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

    29 @browndog , that is very excellent.

    Posted by: runner at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

    30 When I look for spiritual guidance, I turn to Al Sharpton, - his gibberish is like the dead sea scrolls in technicolor.

    Posted by: Fritz at June 04, 2020 10:07 PM (95j/9)

    31 Long day.

    Long, hot, HUMID day.

    Posted by: JT at June 04, 2020 10:07 PM (arJlL)

    32 Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

    Posted by: Lawrence at June 04, 2020 10:07 PM (RVcmP)

    33 I'm glad you heard from your son, browndog!

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:07 PM (mGQEH)

    34 I like when the daughter of one of the Hodge Twins watches their videos and live-streams it

    Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2020 10:08 PM (UNyae)

    35
    I wasn't in the military, is that patch for a sniper?

    Total guess.

    If it is, I won't tell and keep the joke running.

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, shouting Last Call for the Country at June 04, 2020 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

    36 In the hillbilly spirit, a message for the horde, Sock Monkey porch music style.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_TXNSipWUiE

    Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 04, 2020 10:09 PM (rO62a)

    37 JPG of PDT's letter to Mattis...

    https://tinyurl.com/yd7ts4zt

    ... for those complaining that they couldn't read the PDF linked in an earlier thread.

    Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2020 10:09 PM (TQ/zJ)

    38
    Rockstar Games will shut down access to Grand Theft Auto Online and Red Dead Online from 2-4 PM ET today "to honor the legacy of George Floyd."




    Oh how woke of them

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 04, 2020 10:09 PM (SfAOp)

    39
    A self-righteous virtue signaler on my FB feed who, of course, has been all abuzz sounding his virtue klaxon these past few days, posted tonight that everyone who posts a lot there and hasn't gotten on board the BLM bandwagon by posting in support of it has spoken ... by their silence.

    I imagine him patting himself on his own back for his bon mot. I imagine the rest of us not giving a flying fook what he thinks.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2020 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

    40 Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

    Posted by: RoyalOil at June 04, 2020 10:10 PM (aO8Gd)

    41 {{{Jewells}}}

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 04, 2020 10:10 PM (ZMXpM)

    42 {{Hrothgar}}.. how are ya darlin?

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2020 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

    43 I'm actually kind of flabbergasted, and I'm hard to flabbergast. I'm a conservative, I believe government is corrupt, by it's very nature it can't help but be corrupt, and incompetent too.

    It appears that few hold that view.

    The WHO and CDC, both government organizations, made recommendations that were all over the board, but are used by pretty much everyone to justify all of the evil that has descended upon us.

    Asking a government agency about disease is the same as FedEx or UPS asking the USPS on how to run a delivery service.

    If a physician gives an unfavorable diagnosis, isn't it sort of customary to seek a second or even a third opinion?

    So why is there this blind and absolute trust and faith in a government agency?

    Posted by: 🐧 at June 04, 2020 10:11 PM (qibYB)

    44 Oh and if you see that patch and really want to rile them up, call them a fobbit!

    Posted by: Silentbrick at June 04, 2020 10:11 PM (F2GwM)

    45 no blah blah blah

    Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 04, 2020 10:11 PM (vuisn)

    46 Good news about your son, browndog

    Posted by: kallisto at June 04, 2020 10:11 PM (rJEUr)

    47 WeirdDave really wants to come to the next TX MoMee??

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 04, 2020 10:11 PM (0ReGO)

    48 Does Minneapolis still have a PD?

    Posted by: Mark1971 at June 04, 2020 10:12 PM (xPl2J)

    49 Music video: "Never Forget You" by the Noisettes. Decent enough song (even has multiple verses and bridge, unlike anything I've heard on the radio recently) and the lead singer is very striking. I am not sure if she's beautiful, but she's very interesting to look at:
    https://youtu.be/KRFHiBW9RE8

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:12 PM (mGQEH)

    50 What I gleaned from the Coeure de Alene video? Real Men, that's what. Hot damn.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

    51 o, I talked last week about moving, and I want y'all to know that tonight I put in an offer on a house in Tyler, Texas.

    Good luck, weirddave. One of my BFFs, who has lived in ChicagoLand all his life, bought a house in Knoxville a couple of months back. I gave up a good job back in '95 to escape the same area.

    I still don't regret it. Not a bit. I frequently say

    The strongest vote you can cast is with your feet.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2020 10:13 PM (Z4rgH)

    52
    There is no greater example of white privilege than watching pasty, black-garbed, masked and gloved white agitators spray painting in black neighborhoods and then contemptuously ignoring residents who tell them, "We did not ask for you to come here and do that - you are making matters worse for us!"

    Black Lives (and opinions) Matter, my ass ...

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2020 10:13 PM (pNxlR)

    53 Dog, with orchestra.

    https://tinyurl.com/y8d7dd9c

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2020 10:14 PM (l9m7l)

    54 The patch is Special Forces (Green Berets).

    Posted by: George True at June 04, 2020 10:14 PM (WMHqV)

    55 Anyone know where a mathematician can get a job? I can't stand any more teaching and don't have data science training and apparently those are the only things anyone wants.

    Posted by: Star Witness at June 04, 2020 10:14 PM (NECyo)

    56 Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2020 10:09 PM (TQ/zJ)

    I missed the pdf - can I have the link?

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 04, 2020 10:14 PM (WwTwF)

    57 Dumbest thing I saw on FB today. You hate black people but still listen to their music and use their inventions. I think if you're gonna hate you no longer get the benefits of their inventions.

    Good Christ on skates this bitch is dumber than a post. Apologies to any posts.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2020 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

    58 WD. Look out for Moron: Eromero.

    He'll know a bit about your intended locale.


    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

    Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2020 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

    59 We lead the world in computerized data collection!

    Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 04, 2020 10:15 PM (vuisn)

    60 Does the Left have an answer as to why we like folks like Candace Owens, the Hodge Twins, or the numerous pundits and pols of the black persuasion that we do? I mean, if we're racis' and all....

    Oh, of course, we LIKE black people who agree with us.

    But wait...that would mean that we don't hate black people, and we're about ideas and philosophies.

    But.....

    But...

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2020 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

    61 52
    There is no greater example of white privilege than watching pasty, black-garbed, masked and gloved white agitators spray painting in black neighborhoods and then contemptuously ignoring residents who tell them, "We did not ask for you to come here and do that - you are making matters worse for us!"

    Black Lives (and opinions) Matter, my ass ...
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2020 10:13 PM (pNxlR)

    It's okay. We're Karen in your stead!

    Posted by: jsg at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (Fh9iL)

    62 50 What I gleaned from the Coeure de Alene video? Real Men, that's what. Hot damn.
    Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
    --
    I liked the dapper duo in waistcoats and guns.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

    63 And why?

    Because OrangeManBad, and hydroxychloroquine is associated with the Orange Man.

    Hydroxychloroquine Will Kill You, despite the fact that it has been safely taken by millions of people for decades.

    One thing that the pandemic/riots are doing is destroying the reputation of "experts".

    Two weeks ago, the "experts" said you that were a murderer if you arranged a barbecue with a few families. Now, the "experts" are telling us that demonstrations with thousands of people practicing no social distancing are A-OK, so long as it is for a Leftist political cause. Tear gassing and arresting demonstrators is forbidden, of course, since that will spread the virus.

    Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

    64 But it is not green and it is not a beret. Those scamps

    Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (UNyae)

    65 >>> 58 WD. Look out for Moron: Eromero.

    He'll know a bit about your intended locale.


    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX
    Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2020 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

    Do it! Mr and Mrs E are very cool.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (0ReGO)

    66 >>You hate black people but still listen to their music and use their inventions. I think if you're gonna hate you no longer get the benefits of their inventions.


    I am guilty as charged.

    Posted by: Dana Perino at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (rjBtm)

    67 Evening.

    Would it be rude to ask a white woman who kvetches about White privilege if she's ever been fucked by a black guy and if not doesn't that make her a racist for not being inclusive?

    We all know that argument is going to be made sooner or later. It'll be like, "White privilege is white women denying black bodies the pleasure of sexual Congress and denying the fulfillment of the the total black experience" or some fucking horseshit. Similar to how the trannies tried pressuring lesbian women into fucking dudes in cheap wigs.

    Why am I still awake?

    Night!

    Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (cig/Y)

    68 browndog, prayers that more blessings are on the way

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (WwTwF)

    69 "Some of y'all may remember that last week I asked for recommendations on
    where to move. More on that later, but I have to say that one of the
    places we considered was Idaho."
    I have been thinking about Boise a lot the past year, few urban thugs and illegals from what I discern. Nice mountains close and decent schools, although I still don't trust any of them. Lots of Kalifornians have been fleeing there so housing prices have risen rapidly. However there should be a building boom and lots of jobs as I think many people will be looking for places to flee declining urban battlegrounds like me. Planning a trip this summer to check it out and want to beat the rush.I am convinced things are togging worse in many place, doesn't matter if Trump wins or loses.

    Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (sGobE)

    70 Those men (and one or two women from what I saw) in Coeure d'Alene are awesome. The community strapped up to form a militia to make sure no shit went down. The other thing really nice to see: generally good weapon and trigger discipline. None of those guys were handling their weapons for the first time.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (mGQEH)

    71 Patch is Army Special Forces. You should definitely harass them.

    Posted by: Trog04 at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (oecje)

    72 Somebody please clue me in on the unit patch

    I only know a few (3rd AD myself)

    Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (iTXRQ)

    73 Love how the anti-big pharma crowd is so anti Trump they want to embrace Big Pharma's potential solution.

    Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (Ojki1)

    74 You hate black people but still listen to their music and use their inventions. I think if you're gonna hate you no longer get the benefits of their inventions.

    One can say the same thing about those who hate Western Civilization.

    Enjoy Lord of the Flies in a stone age environment.

    Posted by: 🐧 at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (qibYB)

    75 Hey numb nuts,Call your local PD and ASK if you can help them ,Our local Pd iS UNDER SIEGE.No Shit....

    Posted by: Corky Muldoon at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (WQxgw)

    76 Which inventions?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (aKsyK)

    77 So, I talked last week about moving, and I want y'all to know that tonight I put in an offer on a house in Tyler, Texas. I don't know if it will be accepted or not, but we're hopeful.


    The story is told of a New Yorker who moved to a small town in the Texas as a child at the start of the last century. His family opened a General Store and in time, he took over the business. He married a local girl and raised seven children. During the depression, he helped out many families, taking their IOUs for necessities. He was active in the local civic organizations and became a deacon in his church. When he passed away in the 1970s, the entire town turned out for the funeral of this beloved man. They even chipped in to buy him a magnificent headstone upon which they engraved "He was almost one of us."

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

    78 Wait, who here is bashing electricians?

    Arc flash is a devastating weapon.

    Posted by: Fritz at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (95j/9)

    79 17 Just finished watching Candace Owens post

    she makes a great point about Black culture celebrating the lowest denominator
    Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (WwTwF)


    yes, saw that yesterday.

    It is true. She got that from I believe Walter Williams? (a great mind of a man)

    So very true, when I heard her say it, I recalled others in my past, and confirmed her statement with at least half of those that came to mind.

    And then realized the problem is even worse than I first thought it was.

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, shouting Last Call for the Country at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

    80 >>You hate black people but still listen to their music and use their inventions. I think if you're gonna hate you no longer get the benefits of their inventions.


    Give back the Wheel and we'll talk.

    Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (rjBtm)

    81 What does the patch really mean
    Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2020 10:05 PM (UNyae)


    +3 elemental damage

    Posted by: hogmartin at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

    82 Does the Left have an answer as to why we like folks like Candace Owens, the Hodge Twins, or the numerous pundits and pols of the black persuasion that we do? I mean, if we're racis' and all....

    Oh, of course, we LIKE black people who agree with us.

    But wait...that would mean that we don't hate black people, and we're about ideas and philosophies.

    But.....

    But...
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2020 10:15 PM (oVJmc)
    ++++++++++++++++
    They're not "really black." No one who's off the reservation is "really black." Just ask Joe Biden. Those people don't count, and you're still a racist.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (mGQEH)

    83 Good evening. Thanks for the ONT, WierdDave. That top picture is hilarious.

    I hope you enjoy Texas!
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:06 PM (mGQEH)



    WierdDave. Damn, missed you here by this much but Tyler is a great place. Enjoy!

    Posted by: JC. IDaho bot. at June 04, 2020 10:19 PM (377Zs)

    84 browndog, I am happy for you!

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2020 10:19 PM (a4EWo)

    85 I don't think there is anything I have hated with such intensity as mask mania. But even here in So Cal the insanity is declining a little. I take one of my fat-tire bikes out every day, and put in ten to fifteen miles. Around here there are abundant wide, and empty sidewalks so I use them in lieu of the bike lanes out in traffic. I often ride facing the traffic, and make a note of the ratio of masked to unmasked drivers who pass. I figure it's a good indication of the number of truly paranoid fools who wear one alone in the car. Every time I see a diaperface the count begins. A week ago I rarely got past six or seven unmasked drivers before spotting a diaperface, and starting the count over. In the last few days the count has gone to ten to twelve. Today it was close to twenty. I know this isn't you, know, all scientific and all, but I grasp at anything that smells like hope. Maybe one day faces will be back in style...

    JWM

    Posted by: jwm at June 04, 2020 10:19 PM (HnUoF)

    86 71 Patch is Army Special Forces. You should definitely harass them.
    Posted by: Trog04 at June 04, 2020 10:17 PM (oecje)


    thanks.

    that's even worse than harassing a sniper.

    Hey Antifa! Go attack the Electrician!

    Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, shouting Last Call for the Country at June 04, 2020 10:19 PM (sy5kK)

    87 Do it! Mr and Mrs E are very cool.



    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 04, 2020 10:16 PM (0ReGO)

    You got that right!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (ZMXpM)

    88 It's a Stylized Telefunken U47.

    Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (rjBtm)

    89 +3 elemental damage


    LIGHTNINGBOLT! LIGHTNINGBOLT! LIGHTNINGBOLT!

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (yQpMk)

    90 They're not "really black." No one who's off the reservation is "really black." Just ask Joe Biden. Those people don't count, and you're still a racist.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM (mGQEH)

    Yes. They're "sellouts" and "Uncle Toms," you see. Not authentically black.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

    91 Hydroxychloroquine Will Kill You,

    Unless you have lupus, then it is just the opposite.

    Posted by: 🐧 at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (qibYB)

    92 Idaho is great, raised my kids there, still have a house in Moscow. The main disadvantage of CdA is it is more or less continuous with Spokane. If one lives in a warm, sunny place, seriously suggest you spend some time in the winter in CDA before you move.

    Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (IBMDj)

    93 Starting some time next week I will be working at the office part time. And yes, I will be heavy. The park across the street from my office had a "peaceful protest." Fooking Fort Collins.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

    94 Maybe one day faces will be back in style...

    JWM

    Posted by: jwm at June 04, 2020 10:19 PM (HnUoF)
    +++++++++++++
    Here Denver area, I am often the only person in the store without a mask. Mania status: Full Throttle.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (mGQEH)

    95 Now WTFWCLINTON ?1st Black PresidentBEFORE OBAMA..AM I WRITE?

    Posted by: Corky Muldoon at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (WQxgw)

    96 "Dumbest thing I saw on FB today. You hate black
    people but still listen to their music and use their inventions. I
    think if you're gonna hate you no longer get the benefits of their
    inventions.



    Good Christ on skates this bitch is dumber than a post. Apologies to any posts.
    Posted by: Jewells45 "



    With what they are teaching in schools today this does not surprise me. My kids only know about Thomas Edison and Henry Ford because I have made them learn. However they do know all about the many inventions and discoveries of George Washington Carver.

    Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (sGobE)

    97 "...I put in an offer on a house in Tyler Texas"

    Great! Nice area. But be careful when you are on I-20. Often a speed trap set up around the Tyler exits.

    Posted by: Case at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (7cc/Y)

    98
    That tip for our Antifa friends?

    It just proves that us right wingers are sensitive, caring individuals.

    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (EGyGV)

    99 Idaho is great, raised my kids there, still have a house in Moscow. The main disadvantage of CdA is it is more or less continuous with Spokane. If one lives in a warm, sunny place, seriously suggest you spend some time in the winter in CDA before you move.
    Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 04, 2020 10:20 PM (IBMDj)
    ++++++++++++++
    Fuckin' colluders, man. They're everywhere.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (mGQEH)

    100 -
    -

    Which inventions?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2020 10:18 PM--
    The word "jiggy".

    Posted by: Patent Office at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (RVcmP)

    101 WD,

    Tyler is NICE!

    Real close to there is where the guy that left the Alamo to go get help, then returned with a 'no', the left a second time to try again is buried. I think his name was Rose. The Yellow Rose of Texas was written in his memory I think.

    There's the Texas State Railway on Rusk, just down the road. That train shook an egg loose in Smash and that's how junior-ette became our 20th anniversary surprise.

    West of there is the biggest damned yard sale in the world. Forgot the name of the town, but the horde will remember for me.

    Try touring the Big Thicket civil war battle.

    Best damned bbq in the world.


    Also TxMoMe adjacent.

    Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 04, 2020 10:21 PM (VcFUs)

    102 Tyler Texas is close to Ben Had and the TXMoMe...close in Texas terms

    Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at June 04, 2020 10:22 PM (UUBmN)

    103 The only downside to living in Coor duh Lane is learning how to spell it. Frawnch is like a foreign language to me.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 04, 2020 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)

    104 On Tyler, TX:

    My wife has family there, so I've been there some. It seems like a nice place. It's not my preference, but my reasons are not particularly negative. I think most folks could lead a happy, productive life there.

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 04, 2020 10:22 PM (H5knJ)

    105 How many people did the left kill all to try to make Trump look bad? I
    really am asking. I'm assuming the number is in the thousands.

    ---

    Tens of thousands , just from sending covid patients to nursing homes.

    Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2020 10:22 PM (kOpft)

    106 >>Idaho is great, raised my kids there, still have a house in Moscow. The main disadvantage of CdA is it is more or less continuous with Spokane.


    My main problem is that they tolerated the local Skinheads for as long as they did.

    Beautiful place. But I wouldn't want anyone there to see my dick.

    Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2020 10:22 PM (rjBtm)

    107 60 Does the Left have an answer as to why we like folks like Candace Owens, the Hodge Twins, or the numerous pundits and pols of the black persuasion that we do? I mean, if we're racis' and all....

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2020 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

    One thing I never hear black conservatives talking about (and it could just be that I've missed it) is how white liberals really think about blacks. White liberals don't really see blacks as the intellectual or moral equal of whites. If they did then they would hold them to the same standard that they hold whites to.

    I guess this is the "soft bigotry of lowered expectations." I wish we'd hear more about this.

    Posted by: 29Victor at June 04, 2020 10:22 PM (BJKQV)

    108 Tyler Tx is the home of Earl Campbell I think.

    Posted by: clutch at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (9UmRs)

    109 Short review of the Harley Quinn movie: it stinks.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (yQpMk)

    110 Oh, per my E-Mail, "Uber stands with the black community." This is gonna be like COVID, with every company with which I have ever done business putting me on blast to virtue signal that they hate me.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (mGQEH)

    111 108 Tyler Tx is the home of Earl Campbell I think.
    Posted by: clutch at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (9UmRs)

    The soup tycoon?

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

    112 Now I cannot unsee that Garrett

    Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (UNyae)

    113 Anyone know where a mathematician can get a job? I can't stand any more teaching and don't have data science training and apparently those are the only things anyone wants.

    Posted by: Star Witness at June 04, 2020 10:14 PM (NECyo)


    Construction estimator? Good ones are in high demand. SpaceX? Adapt, improvise, overcome. I did chemistry for a decade, then... production management.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (Z4rgH)

    114 ParanoidGirlInSeattle
    DB- just DB

    The US Army's 1st Special Forces Command (Airborne) shoulder sleeve insignia.

    Generally not people you want to anger.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2020 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

    115 JWM



    Posted by: jwm at June 04, 2020 10:19 PM (HnUoF)

    I live in SoCal and my experience is similar. I walk almost every evening. The number of masks keeps going down. Probably about a third of the people I see outside now wearing them. At the peak probably about half.

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