In Aftermath of Trump's Clean Bill of Cognitive Health, The "Experts" of the Media Have a New Mantra: Ignore What The Experts Tell You

Out: Trust the experts

In: Ignore the experts, listen to the media with no expertise on anything at all




I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies.


Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (OTZ/W)

2 Ya, what he said

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (6Ll1u)

3 Trump is a very stable genius you evil bigoted cis-gendered assholes.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (q+HNC)

4 Yeah, I even read one dick say that genetics doesn't help you after age sixty if you have a shit diet.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (QCX64)

5 Brian Stelter: The science is NOT settled.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (lE2nd)

6 The Press is deranged and mentally ill.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (0OmEj)

7 science!!!!

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (WjCgM)

8 This are the same way Bill C. was treated!!

How can you imply it's a double standard, you Rethuglican!

/sarc

Posted by: scott_t at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (NmR1a)

9 I hope that was good enough for me to earn the opportunity to taint paint you tonight Mr. Tapper!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (SkuXa)

10 Concerns about Trump's mental health were and always will be absurd.


Concerns about Brian Stetler and other media toddlers' mental health, however...absolutely within reason.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (/o9Qk)

11
And just like that, Shithole-gate is gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

12 Reality doesn't matter to these people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (+lVUW)

13 It's almost as though they don't have any actual standards and will cynically say absolutely fuck-all anything as long as it advances their increasingly-shrill and unhinged narrative and lust for power.

Posted by: ballistic at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (x6Z0/)

14 The press IS deranged and mentally ill.... but we knew that from the Obama worship.

Posted by: Ann at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (jtHQy)

15 TDS is a real illness. I urge the members of the press to get help.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

16 No questions about the health of the President's hair?

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (lE2nd)

17 Does this mean that dumbass Tom Whatsisname will shut now that experts have no cachet?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (yzxic)

18 I'm no expert but even I know the media's lower functioning than I am...YAYYYYYYYYY!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (xMlQ+)

19 "Someone can be sharp as a tack but still unfit to serve"

MSM Translation: "We really hate this guy...and oh yeah, his supporters to"

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

20 Because, thats why.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (fXd4g)

21 Yeah, I even read one dick say that genetics doesn't help you after age sixty if you have a shit diet.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (QCX64)

It's everything. Lifestyle. Stress-levels. Genetics.
And pure luck.
Healthy people drop dead all the time while "sick" people live for decades after becoming sick.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (7uYFy)

22 And that is why you should cut the cord and quit paying these assholes.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (0OmEj)

23 Trigger, not just a horse.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (fXd4g)

24 You'd think that after Trump got loaded into that van like a side of beef leaving his shoe behind, that the doctor would have had second thoughts about saying Trump was very healthy.

Oh wait.

That was She Who Will Never Be President and who cares about her cognitive state.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (vivhj)

25 I'm mildly curious what @RadioFreeTwat has to say about the Experts here, but not curious enough to unmute him or actually look at his timeline.

Posted by: Alex at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (7Yy8M)

26 Nothing wrong with CNN spokesholes' mental health that brain massage with a Lousiville Slugger couldn't cure. Of course, I'm not a physician, so I cannot prescribe treatment, and would not presume to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (sD2WN)

27 I've never seen a bunch of more delusional stupidass psychologically-unwell lunatics as the current media.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (/o9Qk)

28 Brian Stelter's doctor should have to face the press for two hours.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

29 The Party of Science.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (56GKt)

30 "before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies"

I didn't come all the way upstairs to hear some cunt sing!

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (42M22)

31 One thing I have learned is that the news media know nothing about anything.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (56GKt)

32 Medical advice from people that think Bradley Manning and Bruce Jenner are of sound mind

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (6Ll1u)

33 11
And just like that, Shithole-gate is gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

Just like we knew it would be.

Just like we know this covfefe will be gone in a few days.

It's just really been amazing to me for a long time now how few people realize the latest blow up will disappear in a few days if you just ride out the storm. Don't apologize, stand your ground, and the jackals will move on to the next new shiny thing soon enough. It should go without saying that Trump really understands how this works.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (4ErVI)

34 #24 - Best Comment Award...

Posted by: Mike at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (k2Azl)

35 I wonder if it's hard, working in what most would call a professional capacity, and knowing what you know. But having to make up a whole different story about it, make it believable enough to print or broadcast, and make it believable enough that you yourself start to believe it.


Trust me. This is not a recipe for mental wellness on their part. They should seriously step away if they are having trouble distinguishing real from not-real. I'm very serious. This can end badly.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

36 So we are supposed to believe a white male heterosexual doctor that says Trump is fit? Pffftt.

Yeah, right. What else would a member of the patriarchy say?

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (MxEKc)

37 I'm an architect. Every time I read a news article on the subject, it gets everything wrong.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (56GKt)

38 So they are now officially Science Deniers?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (ppaKI)

39 Brian Stelter's Safari Planet!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (QQ+il)

40 11

And just like that, Shithole-gate is gone.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw

So, its mental-gate now? has to be something catchy.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

41 *Cups Ace's Balls*


Turn your head to the left and cough, please.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (HPwc6)

42 Coke & weed. It's in 'my' book.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (bc2Lc)

43 Fuck the entire Lame Stream Media with an exploding pineapple. They are completely deranged and it is funny because the derangement is becomming obvious to even the never Trumpers as well as the limp-dick Ds.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (r+mGZ)

44 Fitness for office, if you do not mean physical and mental fitness, is determined by the voters and that, that is what is driving them around the bend.

Also, this whole bit that Republicans are insane has been around for well over half a century.

It's the Goldwater Rule, not the Reagan Rule.

The Paranoid Style of American Politics was published in 1964.

None of this is new. None of it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (dEQP3)

45 I used to be something of a firearms expert. Every time I read a news article on the subject, everything was wrong.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (56GKt)

46 Libs never mean what they say in one circumstance in another circumstance.

That's why it's perfectly okay for Booker to badger a lady over something Durbin said. That's why it's totally okay every time they go Godwin.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (vDqXW)

47 >>"The Q's about fitness for office are serious. Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit"


What was FDR's 40 time?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HPwc6)

48 Sort of hilarious, given how unbelievably destroyed the "he's too crazy to be president" line was. That they're even going with this sounds more like the mutterings of sour grapes than anything else.

*scuffs foot* "Hes still not fit, dammit!"
--Brian Stelter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+)

49 Why is "Shit****" gate gone now? I keep think they'll be ragging on that for a few weeks yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (8+Ozj)

50 "Sharp as a tack, but still unfit"

For example, if you were born in Kenya

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (azcrj)

51 No, cognitive functions are not mental health.

But you guys really hoped they were until the results weren't what you wanted.

Goalposts moved.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

52 so let me get this straight....

you are a conspiracy theorist if you suspected Obama's demands for privacy on his transcripts, and medical records....

but believe us we are totes not shills when we question Trump's doctor's analysis of his cognition....

Obama-so smart he hides his grades.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (SzZnW)

53

Media Medical Malpractice

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (IqV8l)

54 Medical advice from people that think Bradley Manning and Bruce Jenner are of sound mind


and female.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (QQ+il)

55 It would be hilarious if it was not so sad how these people have no self-awareness of just how insane they sound.

I'm going to pick out the 12 worse offenders and call them The 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

56 49-LOL. I **'ed out the wrong part of the word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8+Ozj)

57 This is the party that has voted for dead candidates.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

58 I saw Hysterical Pussies open for the Go-Gos at the Rosemont Horizon in 1983.

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (871i2)

59 The DR. should have just said, The Donald can kick your ass while drinking a Diet Coke and not even break a sweat.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (FqZOm)

60 49 Why is "Shit****" gate gone now? I keep think they'll be ragging on that for a few weeks yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (8+Ozj)


Because the more they claim PDT used that to accurately describe countries, the more real people nod their head and say, "he's right; they are shitholes."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

61 So I guess the science isn't settled after all...

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (V+V48)

62 Now the media are medical experts? Armchair psychiatrists? Climate scientists?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (56GKt)

63 "Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit" or in Brian Stelter's case as sharp as a hacky-sack, but still unifit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (hUqh+)

64 Those people make me laugh

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (aC6Sd)

65 Just for a fun reminder, remember Walpin-Gate?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxnrfxr

TFG illegally fired IG Walpin, cuz he was closing in on a bud of his. The 'reason' for his firing was cognitive decline, though Walpin subsequently went on Glenn Beck and had a sharp and lively conversation. Sound familiar?

And when I say illegally, there is a process for firing any IG, which of course ole JugEared Fuckstick couldn't be bothered to adhere to.

But to the MFM, there no story at all there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (0ogQG)

66 Did you know black holes can suck airplanes into oblivion? It's true!
And I'm not nuts.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)

67 See I think have you mental issues if you think someone else has mental issues. Spent many years working around toxic narcissistic personalities. One of his sisters was a slut, all sisters are sluts. He would see a movie on TV and all people would have whatever the disease, problem, mental issue on the show. These people are nuking futs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (BtQd4)

68 President Barky, what exactly is a "body man"?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (EV/nK)

69 I'm an architect. Every time I read a news article on the subject, it gets everything wrong.
-----
And marine biology.

Posted by: george costanza at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (QCX64)

70 You will never convince me that there is not a dumpster full of fucked to death chickens in the ally behind cnn.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (OTZ/W)

71 The Two Scoops abides.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (+lOpA)

72 It's almost as if excessive consumption of semen, through various orifices, causes mental illness.

Science!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (YinAC)

73 The people demanding that reality conform to their fantasies are claiming Trump is mentally deranged.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

74 Guess the President witg cognitive deficienceies:

Dr.: Mr. President, how many states are there?

President: Fifty-seven.

Dr.: Mr. President, What language do they speak in Austria?

President: Austrian.

Dr.: If you are raised a Muslim and believe in the Koran, what does that make you?

President: A Christian.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (ATVNj)

75 I diagnose the MBM to be batshit crazy.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (EV/nK)

76
There seems to be a need for a 25th amendment for the press corpse.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (2FqvZ)

77 "Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit"

Thank you, Captain Obvious. You're an idiot, and that's all.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (CPk08)

78 56 49-LOL. I **'ed out the wrong part of the word.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8+Ozj)

Saw that. I guffawed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (sGSvK)

79 Trump's not the guy that totally broke down over something Dickey Durbin said.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (vDqXW)

80 Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit
========================


You know who else was sharp as a tack, but still unfit?

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

81 49 Why is "Shit****" gate gone now? I keep think they'll be ragging on that for a few weeks yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (8+Ozj)

~~~~

That was so yesterday. Like MLK day.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (hUqh+)

82 LOL. I **'ed out the wrong part of the word.

Hole is a filthy, filthy word. Apparently. You're not the first I've seen do that.

TFG illegally fired IG Walpin, cuz he was closing in on a bud of his.

Yeah the inspectors general were serious problems for President Poop Midas. They kept finding him doing wrong and busting his buddies, so they got demoted, fired, ignored, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (39g3+)

83 I was willowed in the last thread, but it's likely Trump has good genes. His father died at 93, his mother at 88.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (8+Ozj)

84 Lol...how disappointed must the msm be this week...they thought they could tie shit-gate to medical concerns on the president's cognitive health. Instead, it all blows up on them. again.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

85 Exactly what my ex wife is pulling in court right now. She is the one and only expert. Fuck the 5 on my side. She is the real expert.





Oh and she purjered herself like a dozen times with interrogatories, deposition, and then her testimony which my lawyer destroyed her.



Charges are coming. Sworn statements are a serious thing and not a testimony lie.


My kids will be safe soon.


Yes. I'm happy about they way things are going how can you tell? Is it the beams of glee shooting out of every pore in my body?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (g4lFK)

86 Go long on "short busses" FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (iiixZ)

87 Trump's not the guy that totally broke down over something Dickey Durbin said.


Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, real bad.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

88 Also, this whole bit that Republicans are insane has been around for well over half a century.

Before that it was Adorno's 'Authoritarian Personality'. That was applied to conservatives generally in days when a lot of Democrats were still conservative.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5bz7Q)

89 This truly is amazing to watch. Infuriating.. but amazing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

90 I'll reserve judgment until I hear from Bill Nye

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (lE2nd)

91 52 so let me get this straight....

you are a conspiracy theorist if you suspected Obama's demands for privacy on his transcripts, and medical records....

After about 12 years I know less about B Hussein than that Bill Ayers guy who wrote his book.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (BtQd4)

92 Oh and she purjered herself like a dozen times with interrogatories, deposition

This tends to piss judges off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5bz7Q)

93 Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter are all certifiably insane.
And have AIDS.

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski - doctor to the Czars at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

94 I think that all journalists should be required to have a license, background checks, and a mental health review from a federally appointed board of psychiatrists, before they are allowed to become journalists. And if you say, "but what happens if the Democrats win next time?" I'd reply that they're probably already planning something similar, so we might as well beat 'em to the punch.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2)

95 Shit****


Potty mouth.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (+lOpA)

96 Hard to believe that they consider themselves our betters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (EyPfd)

97 Obama's purty mouf inspired Clinique's Very Viola eyeshadow and blush. Added bonus: cognitive function improves for the wearer. Where's DJT's contribution to the world of psychiatric maquillage, huh racists?

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (Rf71G)

98 Somebody can also be employed as a reporter but unfit for the job.

Plenty of people can!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (vDqXW)

99 --Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit---


I'd like an example of that because it would be the rare exception if at all.


Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (2DOZq)

100 The local newspaper did a little bit on my first book when I wrote it. I contacted a reporter, and she was glad to write about it. That was back when they actually had reporters and weren't just a filler page done out of town.

They got the name of the book wrong.

You only have one job, reporters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)

101 Did you know that my mouth can suck semen into oblivion, and that I enjoy it?

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (r+mGZ)

102 Well, it's true that I'm from the southern mountains, and sometimes you have to speak slowly, and repeat the big words, but sooner or later I grasp things.

Every now and then, just observation works. Having observed the MSM for a while, a rational person can only conclude that they are batshit crazy. So self-engaged and ego-driven that all judgement, logic and objectivity have been lost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (9tO1t)

103 If being a pedophile makes you an expert on diagnosing mental illnesses in other people, than I believe Brian Stelter qualifies as an expert.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4ErVI)

104 I have never played video games but if they make one in which you can blow the brains out of the MSM, I'm in

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4u7kU)

105 What was FDR's 40 time?
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HPwc6)

Downhill in a tricked-up wheelchair would be pretty tough to beat, I'd think...

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (wf3RQ)

106 remember when Dems were going to win because of the horrific Tax Bill? When's the last time you heard that one?

Oh wait, now they're going to win because Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (V2Yro)

107 ' I'll reserve judgment until I hear from Bill Nye'

Uh.....good point!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (EyPfd)

108 I think that all journalists should be required to have a license, background checks, and a mental health review from a federally appointed board of psychiatrists, before they are allowed to become journalists. And if you say, "but what happens if the Democrats win next time?" I'd reply that they're probably already planning something similar, so we might as well beat 'em to the punch.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2)


Yep, license them !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

109 If this was Obama, Time magazine's cover would be a steak with ketchup.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (lE2nd)

110 Yes. I'm happy about they way things are going how can you tell? Is it the beams of glee shooting out of every pore in my body?

Rough on the kids, I hope you;re helping them through this with a minimum of bitterness though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (39g3+)

111 I don't think shitgate is gone yet

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (aC6Sd)

112 And OT-but doesn't Trump look like his mother-particularly when he was younger?

https://tinyurl.com/jwwaxt5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (8+Ozj)

113 Someone can be sharp as a tack and still - POLITICALLY INCORRECT!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (V2Yro)

114 This tends to piss judges off.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5bz7Q)

As a dad things are going back well when we are into the 4 th day of a temporary hearing and no GAL has been assigned. It's literally a redo for me.



All Glory and Grace to God on this one.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (g4lFK)

115 I won't rest until I get Chris Cuomo's, Joe/Mika's, and Chris Matthew's take.

I predict Chris will say Trump is no where near as in shape as HE is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

116 Trump should do his next presser while doing Pull Ups.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (x2db6)

117 I was willowed in the last thread, but it's likely Trump has good genes. His father died at 93, his mother at 88.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (8+Ozj)


Saw that. I looked up my European ancestors recently. Before ObamaCare they regularly lived well into their late 80's. No hospitals minutes away, no Urgent Care facilities nearby. No colonoscopies ever five years.

Just working their asses off until they died.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (2FqvZ)

118 104 Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4u7kU)

Call it "Media Editor" and hunt journalists for fun and profit...

make it a 3/4 isometric view RPG with perks.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (SzZnW)

119 Does this mean we are NOT getting the Gorilla channel?

Posted by: batterup at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (mtGE/)

120 Trump should do his next presser while doing Pull Ups.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (x2db6)
==============================

Doesn't do a thing to prove he's not schizophrenic.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (lwiT4)

Press In Feeding Frenzy Over President's Health, Demanding to Know if Trump is Demented and Demanding to Know What His Life Expectancy Might Be

The press had two questions in mind:

1. Can we remove him for unfitness via the 25th Amendment?

and,

2. If not, when's he gonna die already?!

This is journalism.






Updates: They asked Trump's real doctor to comment on his fake psychiatrists' diagnoses, they asked if he watched TV too much -- this question was seriously asked by a group of people who Tweet about TV all day -- and a fat guy is now asking if Trump should exercise more.

This is amazing.

Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM




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1 Ah smell of a new thread

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (aC6Sd)

2 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

*fans self*

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (a0IVu)

3 This is BS. No way they would be asking this many questions about that drunk Hillary.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (EV/nK)

4 Absurd...deranged...anyone else have good words for the press?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (wGbBR)

5 I wanna hear about Trump's GAINZZZ.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)

6 RANDOM TOP 10

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (jjaLl)

7 Why the fuck are they having this presser?

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (5y11N)

8 When that one reporter asked about his exercise routine my thought was " banging Melania"

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (EV/nK)

9 You know who else was in great health for his age?

*clicks heels*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (EjBda)

10 .anyone else have good words for the press?"

They make decent fertilizer?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (7LY+6)

11 Has Melania asked that the plug be pulled yet ?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (gs8be)

12 So press and #NeverTrump are one in the same.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)

13 From willowed end of last thread:

612 The attending nurse flushed when she saw the length and breadth of his magnificent Presidential Timber.
Posted by: Count de Monet



She licked her lips, made the telephone handset with her thumb & pinkie, held it up to her ear and mouthed, "call me".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (Hr+ZL)

14 >>>Absurd...deranged...anyone else have good words for the press?


Lying liars who fucking lie?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (jjaLl)

15 Meanwhile, Hillary, only a couple years younger, is off limits even with the obvious questions to be asked.

The media never wanted that footage of her faceplant getting out-- it was a private citizen and Twitter that got it out there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

16 As fit asa Fredo was?

Can this limie reporter masterbate any more than he is already doing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (5y11N)

17 Jesus these people are a pack of jackals.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

18 You know who else was in great health for his age?

*clicks heels*"

Judy Garland?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (7LY+6)

19 They're just repeating their retarded questions now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (ul9CR)

20 They're already open about wishing for his death.

Not too much longer, they'll be openly recruiting some of their acolytes to make it happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (k1TUh)

21 We don't want to hear he's fine and in the top condition, we just want to know he's mentality deranged
Leftist media

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (aC6Sd)

22 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

23 Is it true that the President's head is filled with doody?

Because I heard someone call him a doodyhead.

Doody

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

24 Best President ever. And, yeah, I'm factoring Reagan in.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (14URa)

25 These pricks want him dead. If anything happens to Trump, it's war. I'm kind of old for such bullshit, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (waguh)

26 Eats & drinks. How is he in great health?


Doesn't smoke or drink.

Mic drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (Hr+ZL)

27 Does Donald have an Advanced Directive? Can Pence pull the plug?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

28 Yes, he bones Melania every night.
Next question?

Posted by: WH Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

29
Administer the same cognitive test to those dumb rat fookers in the WH press corps. One third would fail, easily.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (tcamx)

30 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.



Squats.

On Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (Hr+ZL)

31 I can't believe the good Doctor is still up their. Doesn't he realize they're like the Terminator:

The Press is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you leave the podium.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

32 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate.

This is embarrassing. Or it would be, to the press, if they had souls.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (ul9CR)

33 I might eat a doughnut just to annoy the press.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (cHbmY)

34 "Does he have any symptoms of dementia?" "How much TV does he witch every day?"

"Will you rule out any further cognitive assessments?"

Jayzus. And now someone asks about his Twitter use!

Stop. Just stop.

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (znV6x)

35 If Maxine Waters is a standard for sanity, then I want Trump to be crazy.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (U2yGD)

36 Finely a kinda freindly question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (5y11N)

37 http://bit.ly/2kXQddp

Media, Progtards & NeverTrumpers hardest Hit

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (y3aQB)

38 Where can we get more Trumps? We really need to start looking for 2024.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (YV+SU)

39 Did the doctor have any information about the white truck?

Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (df+Zi)

40 Hollywood makes ass out of themselves and melts down

The MSM, hold my beer

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (4u7kU)

41 Credit to reporter who brought up that Trump is abstemious

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (EV/nK)

42 This is BS. No way they would be asking this many questions about that drunk Hillary.


I don't recall anyone in the MSM ever asking why she made faces like a monkey or why the toes of all of her shoes were worn off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (EjBda)

43 Emotional state? Who the fuck are these scrunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (5y11N)

44 32 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate.

This is embarrassing. Or it would be, to the press, if they had souls.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (ul9CR)

Never needed to. They all got real good looks while constantly being up his ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

45 The press really is a shitshow

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (6Ll1u)

46
Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?

He's not a democrat

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (lKyWE)

47 "Doc, you're wrong! We're the press...we know more about medicine than you do. Have you seen ALL the articles we've written? Duh..."

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (Enq6K)

48 Classified Leaked Documents:

Trump's SOAP Note

Subjective: Godly hair. Orange, hotdog-like skin. Animals seem nervous around him and acknowledge him as their superior.

Objective: Over 6 feet tall. Mammal - roughly 180-200 pounds. YUUUUGE balls. His blood seems to be acidic.

Assessment: Trump is a fucking monster. We should run while we still can.

Plan: Fuck shit up. Bigly.

Posted by: Trump's Real Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)

49 his health is your health, left.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (nFwvY)

50 With the HIPAA laws, how is this doctor even talking about this?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (Hr+ZL)

51 Willowed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (Y3RqE)

52 The press had two questions in mind:

1. Can we remove him for unfitness via the 25th Amendment?

and,

2. If not, when's he gonna die already?!

This is journalism.

Ace

-----------

This was exactly what I was thinking when watching this shitshow.

That and Trump has no ketones.

Posted by: Momk at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (g4lFK)

53 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate.


In fairness, it was an open secret that he got a weekly prostate massage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (QQ+il)

54 "oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

*fans self*
Posted by: IC "


I'll bet he can't do The Claw as well as me.

Posted by: Aziz Ansari at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

55 I don't remember ever hearing any comment from a doctor regarding the mocha messiah's health. I'm sure it just drives the msm nuts to hear Trump has no cognitive deficit either. That's right shitholes. He is intentionally trying to piss you off. That isn't him just being crazy or demented.

Posted by: Drc at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (vbaSG)

56
Now that Judy Garland popped by, which Wicked Witch was Hillary -- of the East or of the West?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (tcamx)

57 Meditation? WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (5y11N)

58 5 I wanna hear about Trump's GAINZZZ.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)


Two words:

Dow fucking JONEZZZZZZZZ!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

59 Willowed:

My buddy says to his brother after brother asks him a question about what happened during brother prostate exam:

Brother: So during the prostate exam, when the doctor did it, some fluid came out of my penis, what does that mean?

My Buddy: That you enjoyed it.


(Thanks! Don't forget to tip the waitresses)


Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (IFyLh)

60 Grrrrrrrr. Son of an effing bitch, that the presidential Doc even has to answer such BS questions. Especially now that I know how drugged up JFK was with his Addison's and back injury.

And no one is talking but I strongly suspect the WH medical staff had their hands full keeping TJEF on his feet. In spite of efforts to avoid hearing him I caught excerpts from king Putt's speeches where it sure sounded like he was drugged to the gills and ValJar had told him he had to get out there and read the script off his telly prompters if he wanted his next hit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (eASYU)

61 50 With the HIPAA laws, how is this doctor even talking about this?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (Hr+ZL)

Permission from the patient I presume.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

62 Why are you worried about his health? Nobody has needed to toss him into the backseat of a van, yet!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (vDqXW)

63 They were basically insinuating the hot doctor must be lying about Trump's good health...jeez.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)

64 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.


Two Heaping scoops of Donny Two Scoops on the regular

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (8ikIW)

65 aw man... i went and read about the SR-72 instead of being in the Top 20!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (zpha2)

66 How long does it take the President to achieve a full boner ??

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (4u7kU)

67 This is hilarious! Now they are hoping he dies on the treadmill.

Posted by: Hazchic at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (hC9Cz)

68 10-15 lbs overweight and a mild cholesterol pill

How many of the reporters in that room are in worse shape than that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

69 Remember when FDR's polio and JFK's Addison's/back trouble were successfully kept from the public?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mynhJ)

70 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

*fans self*
Posted by: IC "


He looks like the actor Fred Ward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

71 Doc needs to pass it back to Sarah. Now.

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (14qvS)

72 32 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate. I

------------

Nor mine!

Posted by: The First Trap at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (g4lFK)

73 Maybe the media can take the cognitive and health tests for comparison. Then we can see if all that delusion and blowing each other created mans health or cognition issues.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (/Jz/Z)

74 "The hair! Is there a medical explanation for how his hair stays parallel to the ground?!?"



-- question I heard yelled in the background


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (jjaLl)

75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? Wankers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)

76 The look on the Docs face in the top pic is priceless.

We all know exactly what he's thinking about whoever is asking the question and he's also wishing he could give him a sarcastic answer back.

But that would be unprofessional. You know like the press is supposed to be?

Are they a profession anymore? Or is it all on the job training?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (RwBDG)

77 So the press goes from drooling retard for eight years to energizer bunnies. WTF happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (YV+SU)

78 14 >>>Absurd...deranged...anyone else have good words for the press?

Lying liars who fucking lie?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (jjaLl)
---
Spot on!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (a3tan)

79 All right already. The Doc's got to cut this off.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (ul9CR)

80 His physician probably likes him and Trump probably treats him extremely well, just like everyone else who works for him.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (kufk0)

81 Doctor did not say President Trump does not have Borneo Jungle Fungus.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (gs8be)

82 70, He looks like the actor Fred Ward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
I googled Fred Ward...yup..

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

83 Doc should say "he is a cognitive superhero ... smart, engaging, clever, compassionate, considerate ... but many of you reporters have trouble for the truth, and the truth is you are here for an intervention.

The whole white house press corps will be detained for a 48-hour mandatory hold. The evaluation will address your delusional beliefs that Hillary should be president, and that Trump is not your president. Any further questions can be addressed to the orderlies in the white coats."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (otAqJ)

84 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

Mrs April Ryan Shrek is

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (y3aQB)

85 Meanwhile, in Chappaqua, Hillary Clinton just fell off the end of the couch and shit herself. Again.

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (WjCgM)

86 46
Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?
______________________________________

Doctor: "Well, he gets plenty of exercise -- running down lies by the media, jumping your shit when you're wrong and lifting the spirits of this great country despite you badmouthing it 24/7."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (ATVNj)

87 We need to work hard to reelect Trump so that the press continues to act this way for the full eight years. It can't be good for their mental health, or their health in general.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (6r0Ht)

88 Doc: "Do you know DC is full of shitheels"?
PDT: Pops Diet Coke ***Pshht***, "Ayup"
Doc: "You're good for another 7 years or as many pressers as you can stand".


Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (FhXTo)

89 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

All Navy DOCs are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)

90 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?



by not being an obese drunk? I guess we're supposed to pretend that's salad fat on Hildog.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

91 Posted by: Trump's Real Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)




Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (jjaLl)

92 I think one of the reporters asked of the doctor was not telling them everything. Yeah, he's going to live forever and be president for that long too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (XAq3V)

93 This would be the same press that hid the fact Urkle was smoking....tabakky, Reggie Love esq, and lord knows what else.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (SzZnW)

94
Do you mean to say he's playing us ... deliberately????!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (tcamx)

95 69 Remember when FDR's polio and JFK's Addison's/back trouble were successfully kept from the public?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mynhJ)


"Pfft!"

- - Mrs. Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

96 >>75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull?

Some say scar. Some say mark.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (r9UYA)

97 Who's that scrunt who just ask a question about PDT's cognitive screening?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)

98 It's gotta be the hair. It's beautiful. Feathered and lethal.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (OD2ni)

99 58 5 I wanna hear about Trump's GAINZZZ.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)


Two words:

Dow fucking JONEZZZZZZZZ!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

Bitcoin has shed off close to 50% this past month and 160 billion.

I was assured by the crypto pimps that this is normal, not to panic and sell.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (g4lFK)

100 Democrat Whip Steny Hoyer announced they would be no budget deal this week without DREAMER Amnesty.

This is going to be great!!

Talk about handing Trump a yuge, really, really beautiful and terrific club to beat the donks about the head and shoulders.

Democrat 2018 Platform:

1. Illegal aliens over legal TAXPAYING citizens.
2. Increasing taxes on legal citizens to fund illegal aliens.
3. More regulations.
4. Trump mean and said shithole.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (3BFzK)

101 Nancy Pelosi wanted to ask the Doc a question about Trump's health, but they ended up keeping her from choking on her tongue instead.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

102 Speaking of Aziz, I watch Stefan's interview with Owen Benjamin last night. Didn't know Benjamin was a conservative now I'm going to have to check out some of his comedy

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (EV/nK)

103 89 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

All Navy DOCs are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)


"Moon River..." Wait, you're a dentist. That ain't right!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

104 79 All right already. The Doc's got to cut this off.
___________________________________

That's what I told my doctor.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (ATVNj)

105 by not being an obese drunk? I guess we're supposed to pretend that's salad fat on Hildog.
Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)



That chardonnay can really pile it on you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (EjBda)

106 90 Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

Now now, Nana having a stroke on 9/11/16 was just a "happiness stroke."

//Dr Giggles MD

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (SzZnW)

107 How many of the reporters in that room are in worse shape than that?"

Ever been around the DC area? Most "men" aren't.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (7LY+6)

108 "You're a doctor? Wasn't Josef Mengele a doctor?"

-Jim Acosta, CNN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

109 Okay, I understand why the Doctor is putting up with the press. Trump told him to answer every single question the press had and for Sarah not to pull him off the podium.

He should get combat pay.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

110 The IQ differential between Trump and the "press" explains a lot of their confusion. They are literally too dumb to understand what he says or what he is doing. Try explaining that to them and they go all "whuh?"

Posted by: Lester at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (LfJIn)

111 Has the doctor mentioned girth yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (QQ+il)

112 "75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? "


Or about the semen in his ass.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OD2ni)

113 Q: do you know why millions of inner city denizens are addicted to drugs, alcohol and cigarettes? and why they won't work or graduate from HS? And why they shoot each other in turd world numbers?

A: That would be due to genetics.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (5U/Tz)

114 Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg is a skeletal chew-toy, yet she stays for life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)

115 28 Yes, he bones Melania every night.
Next question?
Posted by: WH Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

His heart is as healthy as the Paolo's

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (7n4KQ)

116 Dear Lord. Gupta desperately tried for a third time to prove this guy wrong on something.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (GzDYP)

117 Doc should of let slip
With the ring of power he's immortal you know

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (aC6Sd)

118 1 HOUR questioning the doc

We're living in a sh^t hole.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (PvCxa)

119 No, POTUS 45 has never been to 'Man's Country.'

Posted by: Dr. Ronny Jackson at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)

120 Drug addiction?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (GzDYP)

121 100 Democrat Whip Steny Hoyer announced they would be no budget deal this week without DREAMER Amnesty.

This is going to be great!!

Talk about handing Trump a yuge, really, really beautiful and terrific club to beat the donks about the head and shoulders.

Democrat 2018 Platform:

1. Illegal aliens over legal TAXPAYING citizens.
2. Increasing taxes on legal citizens to fund illegal aliens.
3. More regulations.
4. Trump mean and said shithole.
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (3BFzK)


I want Trump to now not only respond with fuck DACA and Amnesty, but push a moratorium on ALL immigration from every country for 25 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

122 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are
almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.
-------
I'll only accept film evidence! Edited into 20-minute segments.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (QCX64)

123 There's a new BBC/Netflix series coming out about based on The Iliad. Zeus and Achilles are black. How is this not cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (mynhJ)

124 Or about the semen in his ass.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OD2ni)



That's why the Secret Service codename for him was "Ship of the Desert."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (EjBda)

125 Jim Acosta was raised in a shit hole and doesn't know any better I'm told. NOT. He's really just dumb.

Posted by: Lester at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (LfJIn)

126 Note to reporters, the Pulitzer is not awarded for shooting at the president.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (7ZVPa)

127 it's so f'ing disgusting i won't even begin to vent.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (Pg+x7)

128 WH doc:

The president has remarkable stamina. I have, however, had occasion to treat the First Lady for exhaustion, if you know what I mean. Wink.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (gC2IV)

129 Dear Lord. Gupta desperately tried for a third time to prove this guy wrong on something.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (GzDYP)

Gutpa that's the guy..what a scrunt and I am having a hard time not using the real word and this Case I think it would be warranted

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

130 I hope I live long enough to see the day that Hillary appears in court to plead that she's too old and frail to go to prison for 1000 years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

131 111 Has the doctor mentioned girth yet?

One of the presstitutes literally asked for PDT's weight measurement.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (ul9CR)

132 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (znV6x)

133 The press is dead Jim.

The press is dead dead.

I mean, it is like overchewed meat that you have to spit out b/c it is so dead you can't swallow it.

I have no idea where that came from.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (eXZrW)

134 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bais by the washington press corp I ever saw

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

135 "I will give you a report on the president's health, but first . . . . "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5RoBR)

136 Boy, gonna be a looooong 7 years for these suckers. In the meanwhile, America will be made great again.

Oh, if you think they are up in arms now, wait until the "Silent Executioner" AG Sessions unleashes the Rule of Law on many very well known swamp creatures. Big names. Ex-presidential candidates and former administrative officials, senators and representatives (of both parties) and perhaps some judges.

The Storm.

Historic it will be.

The Second American Revolution.

Posted by: oddnot's waiting for the Happening and Big Ugly at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (g1MTt)

137 This fk just asked the exact same question for the third time.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ul9CR)

138 131, One of the presstitutes literally asked for PDT's weight measurement.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (ul9CR)
They asked about his prostrate and now, his weight? Did they want to do their own BMI calculations?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (a0IVu)

139 This doctor should borrow Corey Booker's puppets.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ATVNj)

140 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (znV6x)



If Melania's sweet ass is a drug, then the answer is definitely yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (EjBda)

141 104 79 All right already. The Doc's got to cut this off.
___________________________________

That's what I told my doctor.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (ATVNj)


"Leesen, meester! You want I should split mein fee?!"

- - Rabbi Yakov Glitzendick, mohel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

142 I remember back when W was first in office, CNN running an article asking if he "exercised too much" since he was an active runner. And some pundits saying his exercise routine was an obsession, creepy, blah blah blah.

Then of course gushing over Obama going on the stairmaster and playing with the pink dumbells in between smoke breaks...

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (WjCgM)

143 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (5U/Tz)

144 Actually my theory is advid golfers live longer because of the amount of walking they do. Even cart riders, especially when it's cart paths only.

The amount of golfers in their 80's would surprise you.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (2DOZq)

145 The next 24 hours on CNN:

"Is excess ice cream consumption a sign of insanity?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

146 OH LORD, Richard Gere sox fail... me haz teh sadz on dat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (3BFzK)

147 Trump is obviously pretty sharp. Honest people would admit that even if they hate him.

Posted by: forest at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (/1c+O)

148 "genetics"

Now THAT, is racist!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (LWu6U)

149 Democrat Whip Steny Hoyer announced they would be no budget deal this week without DREAMER Amnesty.
--------------------------
Cool Beans. Its on like Donkey Kong. Looking forward to Dems explaining how Illegals come first in an American First era. Good to know Dems are as stupid as they look.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (YV+SU)

150 Might have Tourette's. Spontaneously shouts "shit hole", "shit house" in public. "Shit heads" when Democrats are near by.

Posted by: Spaceman at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (hHitl)

151 140 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (znV6x)


If Melania's sweet ass is a drug, then the answer is definitely yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (EjBda)


"Love is the drug..."

- - Roxy Music, '76

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

152 It's over. Praise the Lord and pass the Diet Cokes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (ul9CR)

153 One of the presstitutes literally asked for PDT's weight measurement.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (ul9CR)


"About twelve hundred pounds. Mostly wrought iron, steel cable, and recovered bull flesh, but of course the solid gold plating adds a bit."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)

154 Is it true that the President's head is filled with doody?

Because I heard someone call him a doodyhead.

Doody

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)
..............

*giggles* you said doody.

President has a penis
First Lady has a vagina

they both go poop

Posted by: kindergarten kid at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr)

155 Dear G-d. Was listening to this circus in the car. I may have had a mild rage stroke.

"Does the president have any addiction to drugs??"

Can't. Fucking.Even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

156 These people are becoming a parody of themselves. How can anyone take them seriously?

Posted by: jmm at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (LpUfQ)

157
132 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!
___________________________________

Yes, he has incurable addition to . . . WINNING!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

158 If you were married to the Wookie, you would smoke ... a lot. So there is that.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (5U/Tz)

159 >>134 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bais by the washington press corp I ever saw

If you view them all as a steaming pile of shit it's kind of funneh.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)

160 Next, they will turn to Dr. Oz for a 2nd medical opinion.

With Dr. Phil chiming in.

Is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz still practicing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (QLvwG)

161 Democrat 2018 Platform:

1. Illegal aliens over legal TAXPAYING citizens.
2. Increasing taxes on legal citizens to fund illegal aliens.
3. More regulations.
4. Trump mean and said shithole.


4B. ...and is a Racist. Saw that on some random TV show this morning. Guy said it over and over and over and over....

5. Let in all Muslims (ya gotta factor in Keith Ellison influence.)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (eXZrW)

162 Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)

LOL I meant to type "waist" measurement. One of them actually asked.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ul9CR)

163 I want Trump to now not only respond with fuck DACA and Amnesty, but push a moratorium on ALL immigration from every country for 25 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

Where are your meetings held? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (g4lFK)

164 "Could you suggest he be more like his predecessor? Exercise More?"

Perhaps he should smoke, snort coke, smoke weed, and suck penis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

165 "Eats & drinks. How is he in great health?

Doesn't smoke or drink.

Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223"


Amazing how that gets glossed over in the health picture. There is a reason Mormons live so long.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (OD2ni)

166 154 Is it true that the President's head is filled with doody?

Because I heard someone call him a doodyhead.

Doody

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

_____________________________________


Doody. Honor. Country.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ATVNj)

167 That was surreal.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (CPk08)

168 It would be comical if it was so stupid and at the same time consequential. We don't have anything remotely resembling a real media, it's just a clown show by halfwit partisans.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

169 Trump wants the retards on full display, and they eagerly oblige.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (Y3RqE)

170 I'm embarrassed to be an American these days. NOBODY who only knows of America since Trump got elected would depend on it when the chips were down.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (dZ756)

171 Wait, the press is seriously asking about Trump's sh*thole?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (ks6bw)

172 I'll only accept film evidence! Edited into 20-minute segments."

What do you have planned for the other 19min, 30 sec?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (7LY+6)

173
To the press:

In the immortal words of Robert Palmer, "you might as well face it, you're a-dic--"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

174 " Edited into 20-minute segments."

show off. Any more than five is over indulgence. Remember, God is watching.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (LWu6U)

175 Their "Man God" never answered these kind of questions. For the love of God Obama's college records are still a state secret. They can go screw themselves.

Posted by: jmm at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (LpUfQ)

176 >>>All Navy DOCs are

lol
fact

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (eXISS)

177 Be interesting if Hoyer can keep all the libtards on the same page re this budget thing....they have to run and win in 8 months.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (5U/Tz)

178 Next, they will turn to Dr. Oz for a 2nd medical opinion.

With Dr. Phil chiming in.

Is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz still practicing?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (QLvwG)



We'll be hearing a diagnosis from noted "Science Guy" Bill Nye soon, I'll bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (EjBda)

179 Actually my theory is advid golfers live longer because of the amount of walking they do. Even cart riders, especially when it's cart paths only.

The amount of golfers in their 80's would surprise you.
======
Not to mention the six hours they are away from the nagging wife . . .

Posted by: Bill Burr at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (FRXwX)

180 169 Trump wants the retards on full display, and they eagerly oblige.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (Y3RqE)


I can only imagine last week after that meeting when Dick "Les" Turdbin suddenly realized he was pantsed on national TV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

181 I am out of words. I've never heard anything like this in my life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

182 Winning and Tiger's Blood is my secret.

Posted by: Charley Sheen at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (g4lFK)

183 drinks all those diet cokes"

When did that become worrisome?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (7LY+6)

184 One more time for everyone who freaked out last week when Trump said "I'll sign any bill you sent me"...

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

Dems have become full time hard core ideologues, and idealogues are incapable of negotiation. They demand all out victory all the time, and that means they either win everything, or more likely and more commonly, they lose everything.

It's why being a hard core ideologue is a poor percentage play.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (k1TUh)

185 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bias by the Washington press corp I ever saw



What was it that old Chinaman said, "When your enemy is making an ass of himself, don't interfere."

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (GroCc)

186 I love Sanders ...she does a fantastic job

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (5y11N)

187 Who is the big black fella in the suit that follows Trump around with the Epipen in case he gets googly-eyes?

If Trump had broken his toe running down stairs in high heels with a cup of coffee, the media would have marched him out back and put him down like a broke-ass thoroughbred.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (bJ0w+)

188 ... actually, i don't really vent at all.

but this is a very good time not to start.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (Pg+x7)

189 With a President who loves this country in office, most Americans won't even notice a "shutdown". Even if it lasts six months. Trump will need to point out that it's cutting the deficit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (QQ+il)

190
176 >>>All Navy DOCs are

lol
fact
__________________________________

Female Navy docs too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (ATVNj)

191 If Melania's sweet ass is a drug, then the answer is definitely yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (EjBda)


"Love is the drug..."

- - Roxy Music, '76
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!
-- Gonzo

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (Hr+ZL)

192 Perhaps he should smoke, snort coke, smoke weed, and suck penis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)


Especially suck penis. That's what gave Obama all his strength.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (EjBda)

193 It's that second scoop of ice cream. That's what's killing him.

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (r817e)

194 who will rid me of this meddlesome priest, dilly dilly?

Posted by: schmoe scarborough at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (PvCxa)

195 Sarah taking it to the press regarding immigration, merit system, and hypocrisy.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

196 "Are you going to talk to the WH chef?"

Doc should have said, "As long as they're not feeding him anything out of the previous First Lady's garden, he'll be fine."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

197 What do you have planned for the other 19min, 30 sec?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

A nap

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (8ikIW)

198 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bais by the washington press corp I ever saw
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

And considering how bad they have become in general, that's saying something.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (eXZrW)

199 The press at this point should be checking their own dementia and life expectancy. Fucking retards.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

200 Our experts say the he is mentally unfit and about to die.

Like today.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)

201 it's just a clown show by halfwit partisans.

Clown show and half wit would be a step up.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (FhXTo)

202 Female Navy docs too.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (ATVNj)

Well here is the point I shut up since I don't want to lose my Commission. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (5y11N)

203 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (5U/Tz)

Marlboro.

The cowboy, that is.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (grjti)

204 What was it that old Chinaman said, "When your enemy is making an ass of himself, don't interfere."


Ah yes.

Shih Tzu

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (7LY+6)

205 always trust trump

never trust the media

it's really not hard people

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (nFwvY)

206 168 It would be comical if it was so stupid and at the same time consequential. We don't have anything remotely resembling a real media, it's just a clown show by halfwit partisans.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

But it is comical. They are terrified of the camps, the lampposts, helicopter rides.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (g4lFK)

207 Doctor, wouldn't you say the president is too big and gets in the way a lot?

Posted by: Sonobi: Ace Reporter at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (bMBZR)

208 I don't know how these folks hold press conferences. I would just point at the questioners and laugh. These fucking questions.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (H5knJ)

209 This press conference was brought to you by the letter B and the letter S.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)

210 It's that second scoop of ice cream. That's what's killing him.

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (r817e)

Or make him immortal... I am leaning toward immortal:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (geAkB)

211 Please please please let the (D)s demand pull-offs where mountains are visible be cordoned off during the shutdown.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (ks6bw)

212 184 One more time for everyone who freaked out last week when Trump said "I'll sign any bill you sent me"...

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

Dems have become full time hard core ideologues, and idealogues are incapable of negotiation. They demand all out victory all the time, and that means they either win everything, or more likely and more commonly, they lose everything.

It's why being a hard core ideologue is a poor percentage play.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (k1TUh)



And Lindsay Grahamaphrodite also looked like a total jerk (yeah, day ending in "Y"), but it is sad that if Trump actually had a party behind him, we could roll everything from the past 50-100 years back in 6 months. Hawaiian judges notwithstanding.

But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

213 What were those weights Barry struggled with? 10 pounders?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

214 WH doc to Jim Acosta:

He has chunks of guys like you in his stool.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (gC2IV)

215 By the way PDT is doning a better job than I ever expected

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (5y11N)

216 Will Trump barricade the House and Senate due to the shutdown? This is going to be great.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (YV+SU)

217 Do you have the TPS reports?

Posted by: Lumberg at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (EV/nK)

218 If cum were a strength hormone, Obama would be the strongest president ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (3BFzK)

219 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

Stick around.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (RwBDG)

220 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? Wankers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)
.............

What scar? There's no scar.
*sprays more Toppik on head*

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (HgMAr)

221 And there you gp. Sanders confirms that any DACA deal must include:

The wall
an end to chain migration
an end to the visa lottery

Dose those hair flames.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

222 Given:

Jackson said he sees the president nearly every day (because of the location of his office at the White House) and has several conversations with him per day. Jackson said Trump did "exceedingly well" on the cognitive exam.

Given:

In an insane world a sane man must appear insane." -- C. William King



Tell me again ... who is the insane party ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (e8kgV)

223 It's the end of the world as they know it

And he feels fine!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (tr2D7)

224 I didn't watch the whole thing, but I read some reporter asked:

Does President Trump's younger son Barron stress him out and is this dangerous for the country?

Really? Really?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (8+Ozj)

225 So what are the press going to run with? The President is overweight and has clogged arteries. Hillary is our only hope?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

226 Hearing this press conference about Trump's health just makes me want to cry. Again.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (398bZ)

227 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Virginia Slims

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

228 I wish the doc would have said ' The President is about fifty pounds over weight but we discovered that it was only as a result of his balls being so big'

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (2DOZq)

229 Press whore: "Why were Senators Perdue and Cotton in the meeting?"

Sarah: "Because the President invited them."

Press whore: Sets hair on fire

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

230 And the JEF was supposed to be the most transparent Administration evah

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (EV/nK)

231 They want to talk to the guy who cleans the White House toilets next:

Are there are skidmarks in the bowl?

What color would you describe those skidmarks?

Are they high on the back of the bowl, or low, near the bottom?

Are you from a shithole country and, if so, what do think about President Trump's immigration policies?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (ATVNj)

232 Perhaps he should smoke, snort coke, smoke weed, and suck penis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)


And eat dog. Like the messiah. And everyone laughed at that.

Trump is in better health than me, and I'm decades younger. So that is rather depressing...for me.

The press obviously expected bad news, and since they didn't get it, are implying the docs lied. I guess people with Trump derangement syndrome will be in agreement. I just hope the independents see the batshit crazy. They will be more important than ever in elections.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (eXZrW)

233 What do you have planned for the other 19min, 30 sec?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

A nap
Posted by: Bruce"

Beats cuddling.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (7LY+6)

234 The dumb bells were in the 2-4 milliwatt range I mean pounds better known as a kilogram.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (3BFzK)

235 Every single person in the Trump administration, including his doctor, should always answer the exact same thing any time any MSM reporter asks any question:

"Shut your whore mouth."

So, the press conference would go like this:

"How can Trump be heathy and sane?"

"Shut your whore mouth."

"Doesn't he watch T too much?

"Shut your whore mouth."

etc.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (42M22)

236 227 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Virginia Slims
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)


Punk McAuliffe in drag with a Talulah Bankhead cigarette holder, and chemotherapy IV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

237 http://bit.ly/2DGxWek

The Media to Trump's Doctor

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)

238 The wheels of genetics grind slow, but after 60 is when they start. Nutrition and exercise are fun and all, but they start to get overtaken by genes by that point.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (zkB89)

239 With a President who loves this country in office, most Americans won't even notice a "shutdown". Even if it lasts six months. Trump will need to point out that it's cutting the deficit.
==========
pretty much everything that needs to, runs on automatic.

The stuff that isn't automatic is the stuff that involves them -the feds- "f'-ing" with us. So shut down should be quite a plus.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (BlOGI)

240 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (5U/Tz)

Marlboro.

The cowboy, that is.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (grjti)
.............

and Joe Camel occasionally.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (HgMAr)

241 So what are the press going to run with? The President is overweight and has clogged arteries. Hillary is our only hope?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)



Is overweight mentioned in the 25th amendment? There may still be hope!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (EjBda)

242 Sanders is laying the press low...of course they will never report it that way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)

243 230 And the JEF was supposed to be the most transparent Administration evah
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (EV/nK)


They were transparent. Transparent frauds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

244 221 And there you gp. Sanders confirms that any DACA deal must include:

The wall
an end to chain migration
an end to the visa lottery

Dose those hair flames.
Posted by: JackStraw


it's probably a limited time offer. Act now! before prices increase!

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (nFwvY)

245 I'm surprised a press whore didn't ask: "Doctor, why isn't PDT as dreamy as his predecessor?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

246 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

He was a half brother. Gotta be Newports, or Kools

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (8ikIW)

247 I'm surprised a press whore didn't ask: "Doctor, why isn't PDT as dreamy as his predecessor?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

They basically did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)

248 Arf arf arf arf arf!

Posted by: Totally Healthy Hillary at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (pXQWt)

249 Trump doesn't drink or smoke so, yeah, he didn't bring into his 70s the organ damage some other 70 somethings might.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (5bz7Q)

250 50-100 years

well, we would still have to fix the 17th.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LWu6U)

251 The doctor should have asked: Raise your hand if you ever asked Clinton about possible STDs.

Now compare.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (vDqXW)

252 You know who totally didn't watch too much tv?Obama.Am I right?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LiyEm)

253 Apparently he Dorian Gray's what little sanity the press had left away from them.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (FhXTo)

254 And the JEF was supposed to be the most transparent Administration evah
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (EV/nK)


And were the least transparent. Iirc, that has been reported by independent sources, with actual facts and everything.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (eXZrW)

255 this was long.
big macs and ice cream should have been served!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (eXISS)

256 250 50-100 years

well, we would still have to fix the 17th.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LWu6U)


Okay. 103 years!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

257 Barry smoked Kools.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (Y3RqE)

258 I guess he just doesn't meet the Hillary standard of perfect health and fitness. Maybe Trump should have a seizure getting into a car, or have people help him upstairs. Then they'd have to stop questioning his health.

Posted by: George LeS at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (+TcCF)

259 Press whore: "Doctor, why doesn't the President have a cool body man like Reggie?"

Doctor: "Because he isn't married to an ugly beard. Have you seen his wife? Rowr!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

260 Did they ever ask for anything about Obama's health?


Were they ever concerned about the amount of TV President NCAA Bracket was watching as he had HBO send him advanced releases of all their shows.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (lKs2v)

261 He was a half brother. Gotta be Newports, or Kools


Salems.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (QQ+il)

262 What kind of low-down racists attack an Orange-American brother like this?

#FakeSpews

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (U2yGD)

263 errrrr, smokeS Kools.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (Y3RqE)

264 No questions about dangerous fitness bands?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (ATVNj)

265 "The enjoyment that President Trump experiences while watching the Gorilla Channel with his face four inches from the TV is greatly beneficial to his psychological well-being."

Posted by: Dr. Jackson at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (EjBda)

266 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (tX3BM)

267 The Presstitutes are shitheels. We know what that is.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (5U/Tz)

268 last I checked they were still harassing the doc after 50 minutes.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Rf71G)

269 Pallets of cash on cargo planes in the night scream transparency.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (YV+SU)

270
For a while I smoked Rothman's because, Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

271 I always suspected Obama smoked ganja. Picked up habit from his youthful days in Indonesia. It's rather popular there especially in the madrasahs.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

272 Somebody have a link to Obama talking about all the tv he watched?He watched every fucking thing.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (LiyEm)

273 I loved when a press whore asked why the doctor said PDT could easily serve a second term, if Trump told him to say it.

These people are scum of the earth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

274 227 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

I always had him pegged for a Gauloises smoker.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (LWu6U)

275 "245 I'm surprised a press whore didn't ask: "Doctor, why isn't PDT as dreamy as his predecessor?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh"


He din't call on me.

Posted by: David Brooks at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

276

Mr. Green Genetics

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (IqV8l)

277 I guess he just doesn't meet the Hillary standard of perfect health and fitness. Maybe Trump should have a seizure getting into a car, or have people help him upstairs. Then they'd have to stop questioning his health.

Posted by: George LeS at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (+TcCF)
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More, then it would you-gotta'-be-kiddin'-me laughable to question his health--and somebody could lose their cable show over talking about it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (vDqXW)

278 Didn't some guy named Wolff just put a book out that said Trump was mentally unstable? Was that a thing or am I imagining that?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (CcNKy)

279 don't think for one second that Barron is not keeping score brother.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (nFwvY)

280 261 He was a half brother. Gotta be Newports, or Kools
------------
Salems.
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Do they still make Salem? Jeebuis, my mom smoked them and they were awful.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (YV+SU)

281 274Penis.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (LiyEm)

282 Did anybody ask about the detriment to Trump's health of watching too much Gorilla TV?

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (U2yGD)

283 MSM:

Trump is mentally unfit for office. He should;d be removed form office.

Oh, we also figured out who is stealing the ice cream it is Trump. He has an extra key. He thought he was smarter than us but have been watching him. Day and night. He is crazy.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (MxEKc)

284 "57 Barry smoked Kools.

Posted by: davidt"


HEY HEY. WHO'S PUTTING THEIR KOOLS OUT ON MY FLOOR?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

285 "Will you rule out any further cognitive assessments?"

A: "On him? yes.....On you? You just fucking failed."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (326rv)

286 Gah. I've got to bring the groceries in. Had to run in the house and vent with you guys before I had an aneurysm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

287 Senator George t Trump needs to step down now. Shitting the state government up is un european. I want vice president Gore to take over the presidency.

Posted by: Nanzy Palsi at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (3BFzK)

288 Surprise! You're all under arrest for HIPAA violations.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (fXd4g)

289
The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

I always had him pegged for a Gauloises smoker.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


He's a Playa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Player_&_Sons

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (IqV8l)

290 Yes, I'm sure that his maintaining good health while dining poorly means he is a Sith Lord and should be removed from office.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (e1mEI)

291 278 Didn't some guy named Wolff just put a book out that said Trump was mentally unstable? Was that a thing or am I imagining that?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (CcNKy)

No. What's worse is somebody let him have access to the White House to write it. I, along with Gorka, would like to know whose idea this was.

I have my suspicions *Ivanka*

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (g4lFK)

292 Who doesn't smoke a cigarette after a healthy night of anal sex?

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpaski - Obama's doctor at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

293 Barry smoked Kools.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (Y3RqE)
---
Was that the name of someone's dog?

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (vDqXW)

294 You can take Salem out of the country, but...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (7LY+6)

295 "I would like to assure this pack of slavering curs that Pres. Trump has never been near a choom van.....Suck on that."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (326rv)

296 The clown show is over. Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

297 this plays like a Black Mirror episode

spoiler alert: deporables get marched to camps in the end

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (PvCxa)

298 I wish I was a reporter there.

Doctor, Because of the President's weight, would there be a problem if it were necessary to throw him in the back of a van like it was with Secretary Clinton?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (2DOZq)

299 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

The lawyer for the STDs invoked confidentiality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

300 I'm Lilly white and smoked Salem lights to avoid having too fund other peoples habits in my younger years. (I quit 23 years ago after smoking for seven years). Every body else around me smoked Reds or Camels.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (0OmEj)

301 HEY HEY. WHO'S PUTTING THEIR KOOLS OUT ON MY FLOOR?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

*golf clap*

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (wf3RQ)

302 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?

McDonald's, KFC and Coca-Cola should all sue this twerp into oblivion.

These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (8gDQu)

303 Was that the name of someone's dog?
Posted by: Axeman

You don't understand, Chunks is the name of my dog.

...Just the punchline...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (8ikIW)

304 last I checked they were still harassing the doc after 50 minutes.
Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Rf71G)


*facepalm*

I'd watch, but after a multi-day migraine with nauseousness to boot, I can't inflict that on my poor brain just yet. So thanks for the update.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (eXZrW)

305 Drug addiction?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:26

That one blew my mind. Anyone know which dumbass asked that?

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (lfXAE)

306 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.



I always had him pegged for a Gauloises smoker.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


========

Barry smoked Virginis Slims 120s and penis...but mostly penis.... then a smoke.

Posted by: Nanzy Palsi at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (3BFzK)

307 Maybe someone should start of Soap Opera and call it CNN? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (YV+SU)

308 278 Didn't some guy named Wolff just put a book out that said Trump was mentally unstable? Was that a thing or am I imagining that?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (CcNKy)

Shitholes > Wolff's Dossier

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (U2yGD)

309 i was really concerned Trump would die...
of laughter at this 'presser'

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (t2Uf9)

310 It is funny, Rush nailed it.

first trump uses the donks as props in a "see, I'm ok upstairs demonstration" and then gets their most idiotically lefty members to admit they are all open borders nutjobs.

and the left still thinks they're winning as they flail around

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (V3U1L)

311 what a bunch of tools. jeez, fuck them sideways with a pineapple.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)

312 so are they rotten or what.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (t2Uf9)

313 TGE's health is great, just great, really terrific. Fit as a horse, and hung like one too, bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

314 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

BJ Clinton used to jog every day .... and was still in shit shape.

His wife had to dragged, unconscious, and thrown into a van like a slab of fatty meat. But the press spent the next month arguing that she was as fresh as a spring chicken.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (8gDQu)

315 Surprise! You're all under arrest for HIPAA violations."

You're under arrest...
and
You're under arrest...
and You....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (7LY+6)

316 and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)

317 299 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

"Monica said the Clenis was bent. Is it a concave or a convex bend, and what is the precise degree of the angle of the dangle?"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

318 " We wish to assure everyone that our President has taken steps to ensure continued good health.

Example: He won't go the fuck near obamacare. Then again, neither did obama."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (326rv)

319 I need to start drinking because I am sooooo failing at taking my sox off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (3BFzK)

320 Kal Penn was my Rear Admiral.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (EV/nK)

321 The doctor should have stated, Trump is very Fit in mind and body.
I am concerned about Some of You out there though.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (t2Uf9)

322 For the record that DOC had much more chess candy than I do or ever will have

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (5y11N)

323 Trump might outlive me.

And I'm only 29!!!!!!1111!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (iiixZ)

324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

325 Example: He won't go the fuck near obamacare. Then again, neither did obama."
Posted by: Dr. Darekill

The same with our distinguished senators and reps

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (8ikIW)

326 well that was more thorough than My Doc has ever been.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (t2Uf9)

327 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

It was Paula Jones that identified the left turn.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (2DOZq)

328 So, all I got to do is start eating junk food and STOP DRINKING



NOT IN THIS LIFE

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (4u7kU)

329 It got her 800k.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

330 /Dog eater sock

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (EV/nK)

331 You're all a bunch of fucking morons.

Next question.

Posted by: Trump's Ideal Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (vDqXW)

332 It was Paula Jones that identified the left turn.

Obviously Clinton would be hard left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

333 324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
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Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

334 The doctor should have stated, Trump is very Fit in mind and body.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (t2Uf9)


So, you're saying that President Trump has fits? O.M.G.!!

Posted by: MFM Shitholers at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (8gDQu)

335 "There have been many serious concerns raised about the Presidents' health. We would like to point out that, unlike his opponent, he never once went horizontal during the campaign..(offstage whispoering)....I need to make this corection, direct from President Trump:Number of times horizontal during campaign? Every damn night, with Melania...so we'll concede that point."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (326rv)

336 Where was all this concern over Obama, a "former" cocaine and marijuana user, a smoker, and almost certainly gay/bisexual?

That doesn't even mention the rumors of Bammy having "the Slims," either...

Utterly amazing, the blatant displays of a double standard between former President Boyfriend and President Trump...

Posted by: acethepug at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (539ql)

337 Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

It's all about portion control. You can lose plenty of weight on a shitty diet as long as you don't eat too much of it

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (mynhJ)

338 Genetics are an amazing thing, and most people know that they supercede lifestyle. Which is why scientists study these people.

Obviously, our reporters are so dumb, they don't know this, Or assumes the population doesn't. They might be right about the younger ones, who seem tomhave been educated with propaganda and not facts.

But yea, I know people in their 80s who have lived not one healthy day in their life nor exercised. And are very overweight and eat all the wrong things. Smoked Pall Malls for 20 years, but then stopped in 40s and lungs cleared themselves. They are fine. No cancer, heart disease, no illnesses...but genetics trump all in the end. Wish I was related.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (eXZrW)

339 Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head

Hey, That was a fukcin secret!

..R McDonald...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (8ikIW)

340 Dang, I missed the fun. Just turned it on to see Sarah Huckabee Sanders! finishing up.

However, big-mouthed Melissa Francis is looking pretty good in a pale green dress. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. She even expressed similar sentiments about the press as we all did. Like, the press was disappointed. LOL







Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (8iiMU)

341 So, I'm guessing that Melania Mish is one healthy dish

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (4u7kU)

342 Acosta, "doctor you say he's fine, but what about his hair?"

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (t2Uf9)

343
"75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? "

Or about the semen in his ass.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OD2ni)


When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:52 PM (pNxlR)

344 I think part of the reason the press was allowed to ask all those questions is not only to get the health thing out of the way, but to allow the press to again be seen as to how completely biased and ludicrous they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:52 PM (8+Ozj)

345 265 Posted by: Dr. Jackson at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (EjBda)

Doc, I have seen the Gorilla Channel and it is WONDERFUL.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 04:52 PM (SzZnW)

346 Zombie Jim Fixx would like to testify to the importance of genetics.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

347 333 324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

His documentary was a fraud. He never released his journals of what he ate. It's known he ate at least 10 times what he said

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (g4lFK)

348 Fenelon, they only applaud themselves, no self evaluation required.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (t2Uf9)

349 333 324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)



Yeah, if you inhale half the menu every time you eat there of course you're gonna get fat.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (lKs2v)

350 They should prank the media.

Set them up. Let them run wild.

Then pull the rug out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

351 Eh...these people are silly.


Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (xqfqx)

352 Yes, ask about the President's cognitive ability - but no questions for Hillary when she would go into a brain freeze and have to have her big aid come out and prompt her to continue.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (5MLH0)

353 Well, the mentally unstable talking point got shot to hell. What will be the next Big Thing that the Dems can use to remove Trump from office?

Trump is an extraterrestrial?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)

354 Dear Lord, these people hate Trump with the heat of ten thousand suns......

Good thing we elected him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (Qi4hc)

355 Vultures. Every last one of them.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qecJ3)

356 After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.
--------------------
I'd advise eating some salad. That is if you like moving your bowels. But, otherwise, it is sufficient in quantity and quality - stuff you learn being Officer of the Day in the Marines.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

357 It truely was a "is Trump sane" moment?"

And, again, the MFM is smacked down so hard it cracks pavement.

Schandenboner to Pluto. (Which to totes a planet)

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (iiixZ)

358
It was Paula Jones that identified the left turn.


It always points toward the Kremlin

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (lKyWE)

359 They should prank the media.

Set them up. Let them run wild.

Then pull the rug out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (oVJmc)


I think they just did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (EjBda)

360 His documentary was a fraud. He never released his journals of what he ate. It's known he ate at least 10 times what he said
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (g4lFK)

He consumed absurd amounts of food and soda, and entirely dropped his exercise routine. He rigged it deliberately to achieve the result he wanted.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

361 if Trump had any drug addiction problems!

Not even bollards!

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (FhXTo)

362 When the USS Barack H Obama is built "

AP press release, May 2, 2056...
"The USS Barack Obama was rear ended by a Chinese oiler this weekend..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (7LY+6)

363 "it's called genetics."

The doctor is a white supremacist too?

Must be.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (ru28e)

364 "Monica said the Clenis was bent. Is it a concave or a convex bend, and what is the precise degree of the angle of the dangle?"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (ul9CR)
.............

In medical terminology, just your basic warped shplib.

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski - doctor to the Czars at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

365 354 Dear Lord, these people hate Trump with the heat of ten thousand suns......

Good thing we elected him
----------------------
This! And he's doing a magnificent job at it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

366 Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)


I would want to. I grew up eating McDonald's (and Wendy's).

It's just a shame that the great fast food places have gone so far downhill. You can't get super-sized stuff at McDonald's anymore. They don't even fill their large fries up like they used to. And most fast food places take AGES to get the friggin food out, even though everything is coming out of a microwave these days. And they aren't cheap anymore, either.

I long for the days of real fast food ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (8gDQu)

367 When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 201

--It should be a submarine --for reasons other than the Carter IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (EV/nK)

368 The reporters are like those people who rant about something and have it pointed out to them that they got their facts wrong.

What? Yeah but still...

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

369 The Doctor should have pointed to several reporters and say," i believe you and you and you , need a doctors evaluation this week."

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (t2Uf9)

370 Started out age 12 smokingor chewing whatever tobacco product Grandaddy Smif carried in his bib overall pocket next to his watch. Probably smoked less than a dozen cartons age 12 until boot camp age 19. Became a regular (half pack per day) then and never smoked much more than that. But I smoked Camels and PallMalls. No filter. Chewed tobacco the whole time. Quit smoking age 32 but still chewed when not at home. Quit that in 1984 and ate Copenhagen and Skoal until cancer age 56. Really quit nicotine then. Incentive.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (zLDYs)

371 Trump should wheel out some phony psychiatrist who looks like Freud and speaks with a German accent to comment on PDT's mental state.

It would be hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (EjBda)

372 Well the good news is that the Russian Collusion story is collapsing faster than Hillary next to her van.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (5MLH0)

373 Acosta, "doctor you say he's fine, but what about his hair?"
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (t2Uf9)



lol
How did we manage to go he 300 posts w/o the hair!!
I wonder if the press forgot too.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (eXZrW)

374 Gee booker is some booger ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (5y11N)

375 MSM:

Trump is mentally unfit for office. He should;d be removed form office.

Oh, we also figured out who is stealing the ice cream it is Trump. He has an extra key. He thought he was smarter than us but have been watching him. Day and night. He is crazy.

Posted by: Ripley

-----

You figured it out, using your geometric logic!

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (r817e)

376 "316 and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.
Posted by: vivi"


That's why Obama requested a prostate check every day.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (OD2ni)

377 Trump should wheel out some phony psychiatrist who looks like Freud and speaks with a German accent to comment on PDT's mental state.

It would be hilarious.
Posted by: Cicero

Someone that looks like Professor Irwin Corey

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (8ikIW)

378 It's just a shame that the great fast food places have gone so far downhill. You can't get super-sized stuff at McDonald's anymore. They don't even fill their large fries up like they used to. And most fast food places take AGES to get the friggin food out, even though everything is coming out of a microwave these days. And they aren't cheap anymore, either.

I long for the days of real fast food ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (8gDQu)

You can still OK on the dollar menu, but the overall quality has declined. There also seems to be a lot more variance in quality from location to location, despite having centralized suppliers.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

379 I long for the days of real fast food ... "

Whataburger.

Seriously. Stuff is good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (7LY+6)

380 >>>>Yes, ask about the President's cognitive ability - but no questions for
Hillary when she would go into a brain freeze and have to have her big
aid come out and prompt her to continue.
.
.
.Or about the Minority leader of the House when she yells Wolf in a crowded theater.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (Qi4hc)

381 Listening to Sarah Sanders take to the Democrat Activists With Bylines is pure pleasure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (ylUqT)

382 gumdrop, i figured we needed a little levityafter this shonda .

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (t2Uf9)

383 Does the Russian Collusion Story wear Blue Glasses?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (YV+SU)

384 316
and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)
heh..see my comment at 2...I might have to watch him again, later tonight.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

385 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

And the best thing on their menu is over priced. Filet O Fish.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

386 When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.



Kind of like the US S Harvey milk. A gaping hole amidships and leaking seamen from the stern.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (dSqvH)

387
Jackson said he has "no indication he has any cognitive issues."

Actually, Jackson said he has "no trouble at all remembering every single lie you hacks spew."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (vhupc)

388 "When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cyclin"


Great. We can bring back all of the jokes for the Harvey Milk School from back in the 80's and change them to USS Obama. Parking in the rear, etc.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (OD2ni)

389 384 316
and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)
heh..see my comment at 2...I might have to watch him again, later tonight.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

With the old Magic Wand, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)

390 LOL,

FBN just showed a few lowlights of the press conference.

I really missed something!


"Does he wear dentures?"


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (8iiMU)

391

MAGA while eating KFC, McDonald's and Soda!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (fceHP)

392 The secret to Trumps! health?

Ketchup on steak

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (8ikIW)

393 With the old Magic Wand, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
tsk...tsk...just appreciatively, that's all.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (a0IVu)

394 385 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

And the best thing on their menu is over priced. Filet O Fish.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

Eh, I'm a McDouble or QPC man myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (NWiLs)

395
CNN: Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a 25th Amendment decision has been delayed for a number of weeks. A concerned WH press corps asked the questions that so many Americans are asking today. Stay tuned for this issue of enormous consequence.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (2FqvZ)

396 Trump is an extraterrestrial?


Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)
...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

397 Did they ask about the status of his Old Man Balls?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (XHw48)

398 MAGA while eating KFC, McDonald's and Soda!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (fceHP)

I had a first class meal on an Airline on Sunday...I would have killed for a Big Mac

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (5y11N)

399 until cancer age 56. Really quit nicotine then. Incentive.
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (zLDYs)



So glad you quit. Some people still don't...or can't. I don't know which. I used to smoke during college finals. I obviously don't have an addictive personality since I could pick up and then stop, so I don't totally understand addiction, and therefore try and mitigate my judgement.

But I'm really happy you could stop.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (eXZrW)

400 BTW - I am a loyal supporter of Colonel Sanders KFC. My only regret is they stopped serving greens as a side dish.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (YV+SU)

401 MAGA while eating KFC, McDonald's and Soda! "

Seriously - the diet soda thing just irritates me. Bad analysis masquerading as statistics is just....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (7LY+6)

402 HE'S A MANIAC!!! A DERANGED, UNHINGED FUCKING LUNATIC MANIAC MANIAC LUNATIC!!!

Posted by: Your Betters in the MSM at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (O5Q3r)

403 393 With the old Magic Wand, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
tsk...tsk...just appreciatively, that's all.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (a0IVu)

"Appreciatively," huh. That's what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

404 Garret maybe his prostate?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (t2Uf9)

405 Yeah this is why what D-Lamp said didn't bother me at all.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

406 379 I long for the days of real fast food ... "

Whataburger.



I've been to sit down restaurants that are faster than Whataburger.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (dSqvH)

407 Morgan Spurlock is a Michael Moore wanna be

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (g4lFK)

408 Has the left doxed the doctor yet? By tomorrow they will be smearing him as a right-wing extremist that got his medical degree in some third world shithole.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (MxEKc)

409 396 Trump is an extraterrestrial?


Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)
...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

Show him something in Sumerian and see if there's a flicker of recognition.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

410 Bring in a psychiatrist to a press conference with a slide show. Have him start listing bizarre unhinged behaviors of people, and give a possible diagnosis. Then put up the photo of the press person it matches. Acosta, April Ryan, WaPo and NYT reporters, Bill Kristol.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (lKs2v)

411 I'm not a doctor but I play on tv.

Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (bc2Lc)

412 "Do Your Balls Hang LOW, Mr. President!?"

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (XHw48)

413 The only thing I like at McDonalds is their Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel. It actually has a taste. Don't know how they got hamburger to not have any taste. Weird.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (YV+SU)

414 405 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

D-Lamp 2024....

because the media should need seconds anytime they go frenzy

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (SzZnW)

415 Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (dSqvH)

Faster, cheaper and better than Five Guys.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (2DOZq)

416
Juan Williams: This was just a cognitive function exam, not a real psychological exam.

Juan means, well, okay, he's not getting dementia, but he can still be batshit crazy otherwise. And this is the root of his dysgunction.

So, okay, his health is good, but it's still bad that he eats so much junk food and all that. It's dysfunctional, says Juan.

These people are going to drive me crazy, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (8O3HH)

417 I've been to sit down restaurants that are faster than Whataburger."

But did they have spicy ketchup?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (7LY+6)

418 Has President Trump been thrown into a van like a side of beef? No? Fuck you.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (r9UYA)

419 412 "Do Your Balls Hang LOW, Mr. President!?"
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (XHw4


As a follow up, do they also wobble to and fro?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

420 The only thing I like at McDonalds is their Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel. It actually has a taste. Don't know how they got hamburger to not have any taste. Weird.


They stopped putting meat in them because an Indian vegan complained once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (EjBda)

421 >>Juan Williams: This was just a cognitive function exam, not a real psychological exam.


Care to take one on live tv, Juan?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (XHw48)

422
Trump is an extraterrestrial?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy) ...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)



Scientist now believe the Moai of Easter Island once had orange hair

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (lKyWE)

423 Ask not what gainzz your country can achieve for you -- ask what gainzz you can achieve for your country.
-- D. J. Trumpius

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (DMUuz)

424 As a follow up, do they also wobble to and fro?"

Can you throw 'em over your shoulder?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (7LY+6)

425 CNN: Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a 25th Amendment decision has been delayed for a number of weeks. A concerned WH press corps asked the questions that so many Americans are asking today. Stay tuned for this issue of enormous consequence.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (2FqvZ)


Rhetorical, but how can they still call themselves a news network? How?

Of course they are pushing the 25th amendment thing. Duh. Why am I even a little surprised.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (eXZrW)

426 Faster, cheaper and better than Five Guys.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (2DOZq)

you're doing it wrong

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (EV/nK)

427 Care to take one on live tv, Juan?
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (XHw4

he has on TV every day and has mostly failed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (5y11N)

428 Do your ___ hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (t2Uf9)

429 413 The only thing I like at McDonalds is their Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel. It actually has a taste. Don't know how they got hamburger to not have any taste. Weird.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (YV+SU)

Their breakfast stuff ain't bad. I love the McGriddle, and the Sausage Egg McMuffin. I could eat those things all day.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

430 "407 Morgan Spurlock is a Michael Moore wanna be
Posted by: Monk"


Spurlock has his own Weinstein troubles now. Preening hypocrite scumbag. Of course, he is blaming the booze for his loutish behavior.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (OD2ni)

431 Willow,
Those aren't ears...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (7LY+6)

432 All this talk made me realize we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years. I didn't even know who it was anymore.

Apparently Trump named some guy last year (so much for my hope of just doing away with the useless office), who knew?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

433 The thing to be on the look out is the term 'shake'. "Shakes" don't have any milk or cream in them. No one knows what they are made of. Some say pancake batter. They taste okay, but in twenty minutes your stomach is cramping. Weird. Avoid the Shakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)

434 These people are going to drive me crazy, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (8O3HH)


If you pay any attention whatsoever to Juan Williams you're driving yourself crazy.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (2FqvZ)

435 That presser had the same sort of vibe as the old SNL skit aired during the Gulf War, in which a room full of lefty reporters were asking questions of an Army spokesman about American troop strength, morale, secret passwords, etc. etc. Idiotic and surreal.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (XZTOa)

436 Anon, i was just helping garett clean stuff up.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (t2Uf9)

437 Pelosi hasn't been able to string 2 coherent words together for a few years, yet they salivate for her to be speaker again.

Posted by: GregV61 at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (+5nuR)

438 The whole D-Lamp thing was kinda unfortunate.

Would I have said it? Probably not, but I've likely inferred it in other comments.

We've all thought the same thing and you know it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (4ErVI)

439 As a follow up, do they also wobble to and fro?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM


"Mr. President! Mr. President! Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"

Posted by: Jim Acost-a'You at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (DMUuz)

440 I only work Blue, Willow.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (XHw48)

441 Why doesn't Flake accuse the Democrats of sounding like Stalin with the MO of accusing opponents of mental instability?

Oh that's right, Flake is like Stalin in that respect.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

442 409 396 Trump is an extraterrestrial?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)
...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

Show him something in Sumerian and see if there's a flicker of recognition.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)
--------------------------
I bet Trump could build a pyramid with his MIND!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (CcNKy)

443 433 The thing to be on the look out is the term 'shake'. "Shakes" don't have any milk or cream in them. No one knows what they are made of. Some say pancake batter. They taste okay, but in twenty minutes your stomach is cramping. Weird. Avoid the Shakes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)

Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

444 One bright sunny morning the media will awake and discover its audience is a guy named Steve living in Dubuque.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (qcIL3)

445 Trump only has to play to his base. The left has to play to everyone. So they get caught up in lies and bullshit.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (RwBDG)

446 April Ryan, I think it was, wanted to know exactly how big are the President's hands. She sounded like it was an urgent need to know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (ylUqT)

447 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Hard to believe it's been 20 years since "Eric Clapner"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (7LY+6)

448 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (t2Uf9)

449 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

450 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

Can't beat the 99 cent price either.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (2DOZq)

451 The Face on Mars was Trump's!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (CcNKy)

452 22 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.
Posted by: IC


If they had a live feed of her working out, I'd watch that. Especially if she did the new fad, "Twerkercise."

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (42M22)

453 "Juan Williams: This was just a cognitive function exam, not a real psychological exam.



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear"

Somebody remind me why the right saved this guy after the left threw him overboard for bad-think. He learned nothing and should have be left to drown.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (MxEKc)

454 447 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Hard to believe it's been 20 years since "Eric Clapner"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (7LY+6)

And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

455
447 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Hard to believe it's been 20 years since "Eric Clapner"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (7LY+6)


"I suppose that everybody has to die from sumpthin ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

456 The msm what are they good for? Absolutely nothing. To be honest, PDT is in better shape than my 29yo self.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (pzA2L)

457 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Just keep masturbating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (5y11N)

458 Hmmm. Now they are saying 2-4 inches of snow tomorrow and I'm in the "local amounts may be higher" area.

Hmmm.

Mayhap we may actually get some snow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (dEQP3)

459 I HAD THE FLU AND POWERED THROUGH!!! I WAS ALSO FIFTY POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND TWITCHED A LOT!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (O5Q3r)

460 We had a truck stop where I went to college and they had the Bullseye Burger. This was a delicious greasy hamburger with cheese, and all the trimmings with a fried runny egg on top. Absolutely heaven. Especially around 3:00 in the morning.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (YV+SU)

461 And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.
Posted by: Insomniac

There's a school for that?

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

462 >>Apparently Trump named some guy last year (so much for my hope of just doing away with the useless office), who knew?

A young black guy who is both a gun owner and focused on promoting safe gun ownership and not gun control.

Because Trump is a racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (/tuJf)

463 OK, I'll bite, what was the D-lamp thing? I missed that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (y87Qq)

464 449 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

I was only including fast food joints. I've also been salty about Steak n Shake ever since they took their lime freeze off the menu. Bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

465 438 The whole D-Lamp thing was kinda unfortunate.

Would I have said it? Probably not, but I've likely inferred it in other comments.

We've all thought the same thing and you know it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (4ErVI)


No I have never thought about using ace's website to urge others to go out and commit assault against reporters.

You know what happened not that long after that shit head got the banning he deserved? That nut job went and shot a reporter on the air. The fucker D-Lamp probably beat off to that story and hoped it would happen again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (lKs2v)

466


Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

467 452 22 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.
Posted by: IC

If they had a live feed of her working out, I'd watch that. Especially if she did the new fad, "Twerkercise."

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (42M22)

Melania doing the Wii routine would break the internet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (4ErVI)

468 Put me out there next time. Wait 'til they get a load of me.

Posted by: Dr. Jerome Adams at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (bc2Lc)

469 That extra-solar asteroid that zoomed through our solar system?

The Home World checking in on Trump.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (CcNKy)

470 461 And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.
Posted by: Insomniac

There's a school for that?
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

Yeah. Journalism.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

471 448 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.
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I know. How do you escape that as a professional? Do they just reload more immature dweebs fresh from college with all the right ideas or do they have some standards?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (YV+SU)

472 They wanted the Dr. to sound like my kid brother when we played "Emergency Room" (not Doctor!) when we were kids and he would get to be Dr. Joe Gannon.

The neighbor kids would wheel me into the driveway on a chaise lounge they had pushed down the block, making ambulance sounds all the way.

Brother, pretending to take my pulse:

"This patient will die in 5 minutes."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (ZM2xo)

473 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.
Posted by: willow
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It's been metastasizing ever since Cronkite. Some would say since Duranty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (w1zJX)

474 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



DQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)

475 Those ancient astronaut theorists don't even agree what the pyramids were: energy sources? beacons? both?

The truth is Trump built them just to fuck with them

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (EV/nK)

476 Trump should wheel out some phony psychiatrist who looks like Freud and speaks with a German accent to comment on PDT's mental state.

It would be hilarious.
Posted by: Cicero

Someone that looks like Professor Irwin Corey
Posted by: Bruce

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No! BROTHER THEODORE!

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (r817e)

477 Melania doing the Wii routine would break the internet."

Hula hoop girl ver 2.0...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (7LY+6)

478 Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.

Another scandal the FBI buried.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

479 Rod Ingersol, I have 2 Whataburgers less than 10 minutes oppsit directions from my house. I drive past a McD, Taco Bell, and Sonic getting to either Whataburger.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (zLDYs)

480 The thing to be on the look out is the term 'shake'. "Shakes" don't have any milk or cream in them. No one knows what they are made of. Some say pancake batter. They taste okay, but in twenty minutes your stomach is cramping. Weird. Avoid the Shakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)


McDonald's milkshakes used to be one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind. THey were fantastic. And I never had any stomach cramps from them.

I don't know why you hate McDonald's so much. It sucks now - though the food still tastes great if they do it right - but it used to be the best. And it used to be cheap. And it used to be fast.

I never had any stomach issues or anything of the sort from McDonald's (and I ate TONS of McDonald's stuff). Maybe your stomach is just overly sensitive?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (8gDQu)

481 Waaahhh, when is he going to die. tomorrow???

Posted by: maroon reporter at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (Wa5hI)

482 Melania doing the Wii routine would break the internet.




Melania doing the shuffle dance would be an epic meltdown.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (GroCc)

483 470 461 And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.
Posted by: Insomniac

There's a school for that?
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

Yeah. Journalism.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)


Julliard

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (lKs2v)

484 You just know Chris Cuomo will be all "He can't lift like ME! I challenge PDT to try to keep up with one of MY workouts!!" tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

485 474 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



DQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)

I disagree, but their Blizzards are the shizznit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

486 Trump should challenge Hillary to a foot race .

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (BHMfA)

487 I thought everyone agreed Hate Shakes are the best.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (2DOZq)

488 I knew he looked familiar, I knew that Doctor when he was stationed at the Sub Base in Groton, CT.

He was DEVRON's Tweleve's Doc IIRC.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (Qi4hc)

489 No I have never thought about using ace's website to urge others to go out and commit assault against reporters.

You know what happened not that long after that shit head got the banning he deserved? That nut job went and shot a reporter on the air. The fucker D-Lamp probably beat off to that story and hoped it would happen again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (lKs2v)

I wasn't talking about posting it on the site.

The reporter shooting had nothing to do with politics unless you mean identity politics and that's on the Left's hands.

Show me the connection between the reporter shooting and D-Lamp's comments.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

490 Somebody remind me why the right saved this guy after the left threw him overboard for bad-think. He learned nothing and should have be left to drown.
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He is annoying.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (YV+SU)

491 DQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)



I disagree, but their Blizzards are the shizznit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
DQ blizzards are a bazillion calories of yumminess.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

492 Friendly's has the best shake.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (XHw48)

493 Psychologically, Trump is a narcissist....maybe even NPD.

Thing is, so are most movie stars, journalists, presidents, and CEOs. Obama definitely was. But some people hide it better. Trump is a bull in a china shop. He always has been. Problem for the press is they can't understand that people knew this going in, so their hysterics aren't doing anything to change people's minds. It's driving them 'round the bend.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (eXZrW)

494 Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Nor Donna Brazille.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (dSqvH)

495 In n out added their first menu item in years, hot chocolate.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (6Ll1u)

496 /damn sock

Jack in the Box shakes are good.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (EV/nK)

497 Next year they will have some witch doctor there in the press corps wanting to sniff R Admiral Jacksons fingers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (BtQd4)

498 492 Friendly's has the best shake.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (XHw4

I just remember their clam chowder being really good. No Friendly's down here.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

499 Scientist now believe the Moai of Easter Island once had orange hair

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (lKyWE)


Show him something in Sumerian and see if there's a flicker of recognition.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

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I bet Trump could build a pyramid with his MIND!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (CcNKy)
...........

On time and under budget!

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (HgMAr)

500 "492 Friendly's has the best shake.
Posted by: garrett"


The Fribble was awesome. And it cam in that great cup that my brother used to steal.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (OD2ni)

501 487 I thought everyone agreed Hate Shakes are the best.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (2DOZq)


The Chik-Fil-A cookies and cream shake reigns supreme. I guess I don't put them in the same category as McDonalds et al.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

502 Hate Shakes are the best but Blizzards are also delicious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (dEQP3)

503 For burgers 'n' shakes in the Seattle area, ya gotta go to Dick's!

They're putting in a new one (FINALLY!) down in my neck of the woods!

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (r817e)

504 FDR was in a freakin' WHEELCHAIR for years and the Democrat-sympathizing media totally hid it from the public.

He also was openly living with another woman not his wife, while his wife was in an open lesbian relationship -- and again the media totally hid it from the public.

Were it not for Matt Drudge, they would have hidden the fact that Clinton was boffing a 19-year-old in the Oval Office almost daily.

And yet they go apoplectic in their attempt to find the tiniest thing about Trump/

Quite hilarious that they can't find anything.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (42M22)

505 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.
Posted by: willow
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Totally agree. If you told me a year ago this would still be going on and escalating I'd have been doubtful. Now I'm doubtful it will ever stop.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:15 PM (eXZrW)

506 >>Hate Shakes are the best but Blizzards are also delicious.


Ever had a Banana Nut Whip?

No kidding.

They make them at DQ, just not on the menu.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (XHw48)

507 "I just remember their clam chowder being really good. No Friendly's down here.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol"


Our last Friendly's closed about five years ago. Weirdly enough, IHOP opened nearby and it is always packed at all times of the day. Roy Rogers is making a comeback here too (Maryland).

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (OD2ni)

508 I love a good lime freeze.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (tcwn1)

509 Quite hilarious that they can't find anything.
Posted by: zombie


There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8ikIW)

510 I've never had a Hate Shake, because the Hate Chicken Sandwiches always fill me up

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (EV/nK)

511 Best shakes and sundaes? My house. Homemade. with real fruit. great ice cream with no air or water for filler. Just milk.

Nice and creamy.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (RwBDG)

512 Saw Acosta earlier shouting questions at the president. DJT points his finger and say, out. Sarah needs to ignore him from here on out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (gC2IV)

513 Sonic's shakes are better than DQ's, but DQ Blizzards are awesome. Chick-fil-A shakes are great too.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (eIQHF)

514 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.




You know they just hate how much pandering and lying they had to do to make Michelle attractive and then here comes Melania.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (BHMfA)

515 Dan Bonino-Tweet:

Any faith you had in the media should immediately be flushed down the toilet after the horrifying questions they asked at the press briefing. After than I'm more worried about the media's mental health than the Presidents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8+Ozj)

516 An Australian investigative journalist who is a retired police detective said Tuesday he has been asked to provide the FBI with details about multiple allegations of mishandling millions of dollars contributed to the Clinton Foundation by the Aussie government.

Whats that in the water blood or Hillary shit

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (BtQd4)

517 509 Quite hilarious that they can't find anything.
Posted by: zombie


There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8ikIW)

How that chink got into his armor he'll never know.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

518 Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.

Another scandal the FBI buried.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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What about the move by Lois Lerner to suppress the release of her depositions given in the class action lawsuits against her?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (nBBdT)

519 I seem to recall Clinton was quite the lover of junk food.

Oh, and Obama never quit smoking.

But yeah, we need to get all over this guy who has never smoked or drank a day in his life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (fftfA)

520 "Actually my theory is advid golfers live longer because of the amount of walking they do. Even cart riders, especially when it's cart paths only.

The amount of golfers in their 80's would surprise you."

You can laugh if you want, but a round of golf even with a cart burns a lot of calories. Oh, and by the way, Trump would absolutely humiliate Obama in a round of golf. He has (or at least he had one, don't know what being President has done to that) a single digit handicap. Trust me, that's not a pro, but it's pretty damn fierce. And as a golf magazine put it a number of years ago, "He absolutely KNOWS he is going to make every 20 foot putt he takes. How good would we be if we had that kind of confidence?"

Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (U3LtS)

521 Sonic has a happy hour for dessertaholics. .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

522 >>>Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?


What an idiot. Just because you eat fast food doesn't mean you're Morgan Spurlock. And the only negative effect of diet sodas is psychological. Some people think it gives them license to indulge and they stop keeping track of calories.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (/qEW2)

523 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.

Posted by: willow
...........

Even my 86 year old Mom (registered Democrat) is calling them idiots now. It's so cute.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (HgMAr)

524
CfA and a hate shake for lunch tomorrow it is!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (pNxlR)

525 Wouldn't it have been great if the doc said "I perscribed the president THREE scoops"...?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (azcrj)

526
There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce


(Slanty-eyed coolie with buck teeth and a queue sticks head out of suit-of-armor in a White House hallway):

"What the heck am I doing in here?"

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (42M22)

527 You know they just hate how much pandering and lying they had to do to make Michelle attractive and then here comes Melania.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (BHMfA)
Yeah, and they do their best to ignore her ..have to read the Daily Mail to find out what she is up, what she wears, etc

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

528 .'Dr, why aren't Trump's lips that lush shade of violet that totes healthy Preezy Boyfriend boasted? Is Trump anemic?

Posted by: Hyperventilating Presstard at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (Rf71G)

529 >> Obama never quit smoking.


I used to give him an Altoid and tell him to pretend it was a Menthol.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (XHw48)

530 There's got to be a chink in his armor




He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (BHMfA)

531 As a rule we are real careful the monkey label and past presidents here in the US.
https://althouse.blogspot.com/2018/01/isnt-it-nice-that-germans-can-feel.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (BtQd4)

532 I really do miss the Reese's Pieces Sundaes at Friendly's.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (XHw48)

533 He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.
Posted by: katya

I think he puts in a 18 hour day as normal.

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (8ikIW)

534 "What the heck am I doing in here?"
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (42M22)

*snort* The Secret Service has some 'splainin to do!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

535 Doctor, are you saying that Donald Trump is the Undead?

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

536 Now Procter & Gamble is lecturing us about not being nice enough to gay teenagers AND Muslims.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (nILVB)

537

mmm... These pop tarts are really good.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (GroCc)

538 His documentary was a fraud. He never released his journals of what he ate. It's known he ate at least 10 times what he said

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (g4lFK)
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You can tell right from the start that his methodology was off. He said people walk an average of x paces a day, and then he said he couldn't walk any more paces than that.

That's not how averages work.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

539 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night.

He didn't say it was because of the Melania exercise program

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (EV/nK)

540 536 Now Procter & Gamble is lecturing us about not being nice enough to gay teenagers AND Muslims.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (nILVB)

So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

541 Michelle said he quit smoking several years ago. When asked when, she didn't know when as she said she had never seen him smoke.

Does this make any sense to you? None to me.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (tcwn1)

542 I don't know if Trump is a narcissist since the biggest symptom is believing you are still right even after being proven wrong.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

543 526
There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce

(Slanty-eyed coolie with buck teeth and a queue sticks head out of suit-of-armor in a White House hallway):

"What the heck am I doing in here?"
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (42M22)

zombie is my dad?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (g4lFK)

544 I read the Obama linrary is gonna have a kitchen in it...b/c of Michelle I guess. I thought it was a joke, but it is true.
Forget the fact her food program was an absolute joke and failure, why the hell would you put that in a Presidential library? My brain envisions one of those toy kitchens kids have.



Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (eXZrW)

545 What would be awesome would be if Trump entered American Ninja Warrior and climed Mt. Midoryama while Barron, Ivanka and Melania cheered him on.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (XHw48)

546 525 Wouldn't it have been great if the doc said "I perscribed the president THREE scoops"...?
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (azcrj)


That's what they're really pissed off about. He can eat junk food and not have health problems.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (h2Bdk)

547 Dammit!

Library.

No idea what a Linrary is.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (eXZrW)

548 As Insty said; choose the form of your destroyer.


Bam

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (iiixZ)

549
Any faith you had in the media should immediately be flushed down the toilet after the horrifying questions they asked at the press briefing. After than I'm more worried about the media's mental health than the Presidents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8+Ozj)

Exactly. They have given up any semblance of journalistic integrity, and are frothing-at-the-mouth apologists for the Left and its agenda.

I am learning to be at peace with their neuroses, but I admit, I need prayer to forgive that traitor who is trying to run for office in Maryland. Chelsea Handler or Manning or something. The evil that person did, and the fact that he has the gall to run for office, despite the real harm he did makes me very, very upset.

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (V+V48)

550 So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
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No condemnation. We don't condemn the Muslim for killing him, and we don't condemn the kid for bleeding out.

Win-win.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

551 Did I miss the comments where we are reminded that Bill Clinton would jog to McDonalds?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

552 So I googled news on Melania Trump and sure enough, all negative...how she is in an arranged marriage to how she is not 'America First' because her fashions sense is very European.

*eye roll*

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

553 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Pole?

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

554 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)

555 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?

Doctor: It's called genetics covfefe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (ATVNj)

556 544 I read the Obama linrary is gonna have a kitchen in it...b/c of Michelle I guess. I thought it was a joke, but it is true.
Forget the fact her food program was an absolute joke and failure, why the hell would you put that in a Presidential library? My brain envisions one of those toy kitchens kids have.



Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (eXZrW)

Will they have the jicama shreds and fat-free ranch?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

557 I've never had a Hate Shake, because the Hate Chicken Sandwiches always fill me up
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (EV/nK)



You order the Hate Shake to go after you eat the Sammich of Oppression and take it with you to have later.

*the More You Know shooting star*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (dEQP3)

558 He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.
Posted by: katya


Give me 4 or 5 billion dollars & see how thick my skin gets.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (dSqvH)

559 "He absolutely KNOWS he is going to make every 20 foot putt he takes. How good would we be if we had that kind of confidence?"
Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (U3LtS)

Yeah. Imagine being forced into playing a round with 'dog eater'. You know he pencil-whips all his scorecards!

IIRC- Trump's handicap is low single-digits (want to say 5 but ain't looking it up)...

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (wf3RQ)

560 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Pole?
Posted by: Jim Acosta
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I'll take 'Virginia Slims', for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (cp1if)

561 So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

--If you are Trump you troll Theresa May

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (EV/nK)

562 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?


Midichlorians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (QQ+il)

563 558 He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.
Posted by: katya


Give me 4 or 5 billion dollars & see how thick my skin gets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (dSqvH)

They don't call it "fuck you money" for nothing.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

564 532 I really do miss the Reese's Pieces Sundaes at Friendly's.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (XHw4

If you have Bluebell Ice Cream in your neck of the woods, they make single serve cups. Buy a bag of Reese's pieces, some Reddi Whip, Hershey's syrup and go to town!

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (V+V48)

565 I probably have three scoop genetics. My ancestors lived 100, 92, 87 and counting years. We'll see!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (azcrj)

566 Now Procter & Gamble is lecturing us about not being nice enough to gay teenagers AND Muslims.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (nILVB)

So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)


Uh, duh. We are supposed to blame ourselves.
People are stupid and know nothing about Islam. If they did they would realize this is a Muslim being a Muslim.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (eXZrW)

567 I'll take 'Virginia Slims', for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (cp1if)
_______________________________________

Daily Double!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (ATVNj)

568 550 So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

I thought after the Pulse nightclub attack we were supposed to blame the Right for making repressed homosexuals murderous by suppressing them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

569 Face palm
My Rep congressman among a bunch of other Republicans is petitioning President Trump to reinstate Global warming as a National Security strategy

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (aC6Sd)

570 OT- can anyone confirm?!

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/
2018/01/15/new-california-declares-
independence-from-rest-of-state/

Posted by: pogomip at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (OJvt/)

571 I thought after the Pulse nightclub attack we were supposed to blame the Right for making repressed homosexuals murderous by suppressing them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (2DOZq)
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Good point. But the right answer is: blame Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (vDqXW)

572 Give me 4 or 5 billion dollars & see how thick my skin gets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (dSqvH)

They don't call it "fuck you money" for nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)



It's not just the fuck you money part of it.

It's that this is what Trump decided to do with his retirement.

This isn't the pinnacle achievement of his life. Trump's bio is "and then he decided, what the hell, I'll be President."

Behold his field for it is barren.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (dEQP3)

573 >>If you have Bluebell Ice Cream in your neck of the woods, they make single serve cups. Buy a bag of Reese's pieces, some Reddi Whip, Hershey's syrup and go to town!



It was so much more than that. Peanut butter sauce, marshmallow sauce, three flavors of ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream and Reese's.

And a cute girl in a hokey apron made it for you.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (XHw48)

574 It's rumored that Bill Clinton also smoked cigars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (cp1if)

575 Psychologically, Trump is a narcissist....maybe even NPD.

Thing is, so are most movie stars, journalists, presidents, and CEOs. Obama definitely was. But some people hide it better. Trump is a bull in a china shop. He always has been. Problem for the press is they can't understand that people knew this going in, so their hysterics aren't doing anything to change people's minds. It's driving them 'round the bend.
Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (eXZrW)

Not an NPD. There would be a trail of blood and bodies from his past victims. NPD's are not authentic. They are fake as fuck and it takes tons of energy and resources for them to hold their mask up. NPD's are so self centered they have no compassion of empathy for others.

Trunp is authentic. Authentic doesn't equal NPD. Intelligent doesn't equal NPD. Confidence doesn't equal NPD. Successful doesn't equal NPD.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (g4lFK)

576 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)
...........

I call that brunch. Then there's the afternoon nap...

Posted by: Snooze Button Sessions at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)

577
The way they treat Melania makes me sick and is another thing that could drive me crazy.

She makes even the vaunted Jackie O look like a bag lady by comparison. She's the most glamorous and sexy FLOTUS we've ever had (at least since 19th century, of that I'm not sure). She's an actual mode with a hellacious fashion sense, a hottie East European one at that. But no.

And they ignore her and treat her like shit. All because she's Trump's wife. She's literally Hitler herself.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

578 Will they have the jicama shreds and fat-free ranch?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)


Maybe they will have dog cooking lessons.
I feel mean saying that...but ya never know. Obama did say he ate dog and it wasn't bad, iirc. And the press laughed along with him.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (eXZrW)

579 They don't call it "fuck you money" for nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac



Yeah. Watch me stroll past starving chilluns.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (dSqvH)

580 nood

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

581 Trump probably does have good genes. His father died at age 93, Hi mother at 88.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (8+Ozj)

582 I'll take 'Virginia Slims', for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (cp1if)
_______________________________________

Daily Double!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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I've always wanted to say this Alex, let's make it a true daily double!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (cp1if)

583 Did I miss the comments where we are reminded that Bill Clinton would jog to McDonalds?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

And have sex with black women from the projects in Arkansas in the bushes.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (g4lFK)

584 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)

--Nothing keeps Trump awake at night he keeps other people awake at night.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (EV/nK)

585 OT- can anyone confirm?!

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/
2018/01/15/new-california-declares-
independence-from-rest-of-state/

Posted by: pogomip at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (OJvt/)
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Looks to be: Here's the declaration:

https://tinyurl.com/y8y7dxmk

Perhaps it's not 100% serious. Just more like a if-you-can-go-rogue-we-can-go-rouge type of thing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (vDqXW)

586
It was so much more than that. Peanut butter sauce, marshmallow sauce, three flavors of ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream and Reese's.

And a cute girl in a hokey apron made it for you.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (XHw4


Ahhh. I see the draw now. It's not really the ice cream, is it? Can you request something not on the menu?

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (V+V48)

587 Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (g4lFK)


I've known diagnosed NPDs and you are wrong. Many are very successful and know how to fake empathy.

I say this only for other people on this board. I know you will not agree to disagree, and may even tear into me on a personal level for disagreeing with you.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (eXZrW)

588 Not nearly so interested in finding out if Obama was a socialist/commie.

Posted by: RobinKaty at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (1QrCH)

589 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)


That is also a genetic thing. I am so envious of people that have that ability.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (eXZrW)

590 And they ignore her and treat her like shit. All because she's Trump's wife. She's literally Hitler herself.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (8O3HH)


I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages. She is someone to be proud of and they criticize even her Christmas deocr, which was much more beautiful than the year Obamas had Obama's face on some ornaments.

I really despise how they treat her.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (eXZrW)

591 things I wish Trump's Doctor had said:

"The President's BMI is 29, meaning he's in better shape than at least 30 percent of the press in this room."

"The president did well on cognitive ability tests, measuring memory, mental speed and the ability to intake current reality. For instance it's a sign of cognitive ability to recognize and accept that despite your hopes and dreams to the contrary, Donald Trump is the president."

'And here's a personal message to Vivi on Ace of Spades, I can be reached at the White House switchboard, and an operator is standing by."

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (11H2y)

592 "IIRC- Trump's handicap is low single-digits (want to say 5 but ain't looking it up)..."

5 or 6 is my recollection as well. Not someone to mess with on a golf course for most mortal golfers.

Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (U3LtS)

593 Question not asked of Obama's doctor:
"How can a man that smokes cigarettes so much be in such outstanding health?"

Posted by: Gman at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (Bnm2K)

594
Hate peach milkshakes and hate frozen lemonades are the right stuff. Somewhere, an SJW cries when I have one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (c/Qre)

595 Rear Admiral (lower half) Ronny Jackson, MD, USN,
has an impressive career. I noticed the diving badges. Very rare in the Navy compared with flight surgeons.

He was also pbho's WH physician, so he can compare and contrast very well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (hyuyC)

Cory Booker: T-Bone Told Me I Should Take This Opportunity to Announce I'm Running for President

I guess he doesn't like the attention Oprah's getting.

Pat Leahy asked DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielson if Trump used the words "shithole countries' in that DACA negotiation Dick Durbin deliberately blew up so he could run on the issue.

She said she didn't remember him using those words.

Corey Booker, who supported a candidate for president last year who spent 30 years in public life not remembering things, now goes into Heroic Spazz mode with lots of eye-bulging and lisping.




Update:



Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 Cory Booker knows a thing or two about shitholes.
He was mayor of Newark.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (O7MnT)

2 In fact, so wise is he in the way of shitholes, that while mayor of Newark, he lived in NYC.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (O7MnT)

3 she should have said Trump has said much worse about New Jersey...

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (ySZHT)

4 1 Cory Booker knows a thing or two about shitholes.
He was mayor of Newark.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (O7MnT)


Turds always float to the top of the cesspool. Total goniffing, racialist phony hack.

Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mbhDw)

5 I'm not going to make the obvious connection between Booker and the infamous locational phrase.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (7ZVPa)

6 I cannot believe we are made to put up with this.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (vg8iE)

7 So, a steak is talking to Corey Booker?

Is that what he is saying?

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (aT+Bx)

8
Meanwhile, as Krispy Kreosote vanishes into the sunset, the new governor is vowing resisting Trump.

AND TAX INCREASES!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mbhDw)

9 Everyone should run for president of something at least once just for the experience.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (GroCc)

10 Is that what we do now? Run for 3 years?

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (bMBZR)

11 9 Everyone should run for president of something at least once just for the experience.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (GroCc)


"Bitch, please."

- - Andy Warhol

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (mbhDw)

12 Failure theater, nothing more. Mock those losers. Mock them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hyuyC)

13 Corey Booker has blue eyes. He's even less black than Obama. I think he's crossed the line and should stop acting black.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (7uYFy)

14 Meanwhile, as Krispy Kreosote vanishes into the sunset, the new governor is vowing resisting Trump.

AND TAX INCREASES!!!!!
=========

He also plans to establish a "defensive agency" for illegal aliens.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (vg8iE)

15 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

16 Obama was more adept at obfuscating his cock-smoking tendencies. I don't think Booker will be able to play that same game all the way to the White House.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (pvjTE)

17 Acting

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Dblf+)

18
"Your silence and your amnesia is complicity



Complicity in what?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (lKyWE)

19 I'm not gonna say I don't enjoy a cock up my ass, but....

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

20 In watching some of Nielsen's testimony, it's obvious to me that the Dem senators are pushing to get someone to say "s***hole" so it can be part of official Congressional record. Also, as she pointed out, Durbin was there, so why is he asking her if it happened?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (XKZwp)

21 So, um, 'ol Corey is upset that she DIDN'T LIE and say that Trump said something that he DIDN'T SAY.

Yeah, that right there makes him a frontrunner for the presidency. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Who's his running mate, Lieawatha?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7UW64)

22 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

As long as she's alive, she'll be the nominee.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7uYFy)

23 12 Failure theater, nothing more. Mock those losers. Mock them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hyuyC)


I heard Trump said he could give a shit about what the Congressional Black Crackas wanted in the DACA Amnesty bill.

Yes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

24 Try to shame Trump into caving on a "clean DACA bill" in order to wipe the stain of suing the newly-announced racist phrase "shithole".

Fail to Realize that Donald Trump is impervious to shame.

Frustration - its what you get when the tried and true tactics of the past fail.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

25 Is booker the gay one and his shit is all retarded?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (0OmEj)

26 So other than Durbin stating that PDT said $h1thole, has anyone gone on record to corroborate?

Not that I care that much. Is Durbin the lone turd in the punch bowl?

Can I say that? Not sure what's out of bounds anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (ymnmz)

27 Typical leftist behavior. Take something that may or may not have even happened and start flinging vile shit at people.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ul9CR)

28 I didn't realize Booker looked so white.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ILitO)

29 She should have answered, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (xQfPr)

30 Booker is supposed to be black? He has seriously crazy eyes and looks like he based his minority claim on the same sort of information as Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (rp9xB)

31 22 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

As long as she's alive, she'll be the nominee.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7uYFy)


Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

32 Can't wait to find out what Corey's name is.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (bMBZR)

33 Can't he go back to shoveling snow instead of this shit. As least the snow shoveling was useful.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (eIQHF)

34 27 Typical leftist behavior. Take something that may or may not have even happened and start flinging vile shit at people.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ul9CR)


The difference is this time Trump is setting the tone and giving the green light to fling it back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (mbhDw)

35 Fuck Off. Is also a complete sentence.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

36 Booker T and the MGs! Green Onions!

Posted by: Rockysan99 at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (m7LQK)

37 J.J. Sefton

Excellent! --steeples fingers--

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (hyuyC)

38 If Booker runs for President against Trump the EC map will lnk the same except Trump will pick up NH

Posted by: kakisto at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (cgHdD)

39 I would imagine that Senator Booker has a very large penis.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (398bZ)

40 God ! What an idiot !

She was more patient than I would be with such a fool.

Posted by: Mike K at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (s170V)

41 That is one High Yeller Black Man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (YV+SU)

42
Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?



Discuss!
--

The Clintons know things.

And people who cross them die.

So, hell yes.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (aT+Bx)

43 No one knows what it's like
to be the bad man
to be the sad man
behind blue eyes

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (Ner+o)

44 Cory/Oprah 2020!!!

Booker and Hooker ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (kHEFL)

45 I admire Nielson's self restraint.

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (QGdDN)

46 32 Can't wait to find out what Corey's name is.


Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (bMBZR)

You mean, his porn name?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (7UW64)

47 'Complicity'. Who does this guy think he is?

And - ha! Ha! - ocular incontinence.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)

48 Were you there, Cory? No? You just cried tears of rage when you heard about it from Dickless Durbin? Then shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

49 22 Mega

Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.


Camel toe cock holster may find her CA background ... unhelpful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (hyuyC)

50 He looks like a turd with jaundice.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (Ner+o)

51 37 --steeples fingers--
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (hyuyC)


Wow. Is that the actual expression? I never heard that and I understand it completely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (mbhDw)

52 Yeah, America really wants another angry black man in the WH real soon. Remember, JFK was the first and only Catholic president. Stuff maybe Dems should be aware of.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (YV+SU)

53 Is Corey Booker actually an idiot,
Or does he just play one on the internet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EyPfd)

54 Run Corey Run! I didn't vote for the Hildebeest and I won't vote for you.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (Sda6L)

55 Booker had the speech ready to go in advance and the bulging eyes, strong voice and pounding of his fist is like some bad acting routine. Either that or he also has some thyroid illness which makes your eyes bulge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8+Ozj)

56 they TORCHED his ass on Twitchy over this nonsense...

what a rube.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (f3F1i)

57 Why can't she reply,

"No, it's not complicity. However, if you are asking for MY opinion, I happen to think that Haiti is a shithole."

The solution to this problem is to advance, not retreat.

Posted by: RobM1981 at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (VVBN7)

58 Who the heck is T-Bone? Not the steak surely?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

59 Senator Cory "Chad" Booker

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

60 That is the important question they had? Oprah just might be smarter than these shithole politicians!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (rdl6o)

61 Who Will Thatch Our Lawns!?



Posted by: Democrats at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (Ner+o)


I will.


Think about it.


Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (jjaLl)


No one willows Paolo, no matter if he can't remember how to spell his name!

Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (jjaLl)

62 Is booker the gay one and his shit is all retarded?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (0OmEj)

Don't know if he sucks dick, But his Non Imaginary Boyfriend does

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (y3aQB)

63 T-Bone!
T-Bone!
T-Bone!

Posted by: Mr. Krueger at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (Ner+o)

64 Booker has all the authenticity of a lawn jockey.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (lI1zE)

65 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

Depends. Just kidding.

I think she may be "running" right now to keep the graft going and wants to retire as a "kingmaker" at the appropriate time during the primaries. Meaning she won't run but she will endorse the eventual (already chosen) nominee.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (bMBZR)

66 Man, we are going to run out of fainting couches. It's a friggin' national crisis right up there with the millions dead or dying from net neutrality.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (gCJeK)

67 Washington Times:

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (KvRqW)

68 The Clintons know things.

And people who cross them die.

So, hell yes.
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She will have to run via a Jazzy Scooter. With the Abe Lincoln Mao coats it should be great entertainment. Who doesn't like being pissed on by an handicapped woman that hates pretty much everyone? Game Changer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (YV+SU)

69 If Booker runs, PDT picks up all 57 states.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (r9UYA)

70 when these guys talk, crap runs out of both sides of their mouth

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (eXISS)

71 corey booker is to intelligence and brain matter like tammy baldwin is into hot, steamy, semi intelligent, heterosexual sex. we are represented by fucking the lowest form of semi evolved humans. this country has gone full retard. there aren't enough helicopters to fix this clusterfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (KP5rU)

72 I'm surprised Booker didn't pound his shoe on the table. What a little weenie.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (bMBZR)

73 I misspelled my nic.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (cgHdD)

74 Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

His fake boyfriend who was fakely murdered, or died of cancer, or something. Seriously.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (rp9xB)

75
Either that or he also has some thyroid illness which makes your eyes bulge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8+Ozj)



Marty Feldman syndrome

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (lKyWE)

76 T-Bone says you're a racist and he's always right! Isn't that right T-Bone?

Posted by: Corey Booker, totally stable at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

77 Is T-Bone his gay lover?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (YV+SU)

78 You know, if you watch with the sound off, as I did, that looks remarkably like my reaction to being told that squirrels are our friends and not foul beasts of foul horribleness.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

79 Meanwhile, as Krispy Kreosote vanishes into the sunset, the new governor is vowing resisting Trump.



AND TAX INCREASES!!!!!


**

He's a nasty angry little man who wants to breath new life into the unions, turn NJ into a sanctuary state and deprive us working schleps of the Trump tax cuts.

Krispy Klown merely staved off the inevitable, NJ is California with shittier weather.



Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xqfqx)

80 Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb
Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (KvRqW)
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You go girl.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

81 "I had tears of rage" when I heard what Dick Durbin said about what Trump said. Oh, Gawd.

So what was her response to this acting routine bluster?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (8+Ozj)

82 The power of my eyes compels you!

Posted by: Bory Cooker at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (5fSr7)

83 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

84 >>67 Washington Times:

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb

I would love to see an urban center SWAT douchebags get into firefights with the Federal Agents.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

85 Kirstjen Nielson would probably be elected InterGalactic Empress if she had simply snatched the mike from the mike-stand and said:

"FYNQ, Senator, with all due respect"

Dropped the mike and walked the hell out.

People are mortally tired of these DemonRat clowns and their lies and fake outrage.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (O033+)

86 Cory, shut your cake hole!

Posted by: mikeyslaw at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (JZJ9v)

87 And now we know what the Oprah thing was really about. It was about starting the "conversation" about 2020 so these dillweeds could start popping up. Big Reality Show. The Democrats, they have nothing.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (bMBZR)

88 True Story : A girl I went to college with got herpes from a Roadie named T-Bone at a Warrant concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (Ner+o)

89 I think Buckwheat did the eye bulge better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (YV+SU)

90 Hysterical this is why I love Trump, no other Republican would be able to set every Democrats hair on fire like Trump. So now we have a white supremacist problem in this country that did not exist under Obama. I guess they feel embolden now that a white guy sits in the Oval Office, no reason to march under Obama none at all. Yet we had an "epidemic" of white cops shooting unarmed black youths, you know the ones that would look like Obama's son if he had one. I guess anyone not white in this country is constantly under attack and has no refuge from the hate, makes you wonder why so many people of color sneak in here illegally, don't they know that they are going from the frying pan into the fire.

Posted by: Mark Wilson at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (nFEwp)

91 Booker had the speech ready to go in advance and the bulging eyes, strong voice and pounding of his fist is like some bad acting routine. Either that or he also has some thyroid illness which makes your eyes bulge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8+Ozj)


Watched less than 20 seconds of that to realize that.

too damn contrived and too smooth of a delivery.

On the other hand, he needs to put that in his audition reel if he wants to break into Hollywood

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (QGdDN)

92 YESS!
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

The Department of Justice is reviewing what avenues may be available, Ms. Nielsen told the Senate Judiciary Committee.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Tom Homan says those policies put his officers and local communities at more risk because they have to arrest illegal immigrants out in the community.

Mr. Homan told The Washington Times last July that he wanted to see local officials charged as complicit in human smuggling if they shielded illegal immigrants through sanctuary policies.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (y3aQB)

93 Heres what irritates me, could someone just come right out and say, No he did not say those words and anyone who says he did is a liar.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (tKcs9)

94 'Your silence and your amnesia is complicity': Sen. Cory Booker unleashes on Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen after she says she doesn't remember President Trump using the word 'shithole' to refer to African countries at the DACA meeting

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WERD!!!


~Lois Lerner

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

95 Leave T-Bone alone!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (398bZ)

96 i can't rip on jersey for cory booker. we have tammy "braindead" baldwin. wisconsin still likes to make an ass out of itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

97 I have a notion T-bone is a blues musician. I'm probably wrong.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (nBr1j)

98 By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

99 U mad bro?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (+lOpA)

100 That was funny. If I were Nielson, I wouldn't have been able to resist the temptation to laugh all throughout that schtick. Especially with "death threats". Yeah, from T-Bone?

What a lisping 24K phony. He wants to preemptively shut down the conversation. Fine. Ignore him and move on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (/qEW2)

101 Booker is a clown. DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielson should just haul off and backhand this pimp.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (2Mnv1)

102 42
Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?



Discuss!

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Easy: Yes! To avoid prosecution so she can frame it as targeting political candidate. She will announce after 2018 midterms.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (g4lFK)

103 Mr. Booker - if a reported comment about a shithole is so triggering that you must piss your eyes and tell the world about it, I'd say you're the one with a problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (fA1SL)

104 31 22 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

As long as she's alive, she'll be the nominee.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7uYFy)


Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?

Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

The Democrat party is the party of the high dollar donors (as is the GOP-e). If they say Hillary stays drunk in Chappaqua, that's where she stays. The 2020 nominee will be black; it remains to be seen whether it's a black male or a black female.

Posted by: Corey Booker, totally stable at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

105 I'm thinking Americans are not going to want the drama of another black President.

A big part of Obama's appeal to be President was we were going to put a lot of this behind us and instead it was like a daily obsession front and center for the MSM and Democrats.

Had Obama been more "post racial" he would have been more popular.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (lKmt3)

106 I had fire coming out of my colon when I heard that Corey Booker had tears coming out of his eyes when he heard Dick Durbin lie out his mouf about what Trump didn't say in his presence.

Wheeeee!!! This is fun!

Posted by: T-Bone at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (t41dG)

107 I have a notion T-bone is a blues musician.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (nBr1j)

T-bone Walker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (wYseH)

108 83 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days....
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Never fear, Trump will change their channels soon. Either by Tweet or Press Conference He Rules the Airwaves Like Zeus Throwing Lightning Bolts at Silly People Making Them Turn into Braying Donkeys. Its Magic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (YV+SU)

109 Urg. Crazy eye Corey sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

110 We need you, Joey Choo-Choo!

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (cHbmY)

111
Easy: Yes! To avoid prosecution so she can frame it as targeting political candidate. She will announce after 2018 midterms.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (g4lFK)


If she isn't in jail by 2020 she never will be

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (lKyWE)

112 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days....



They have nothing....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (Hr+ZL)

113 By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

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Double Windsors are for winners.

Single Windsors are for losers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

114 He looks more than a little crazy to be honest.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

115 yes Cory, run on whether shitholes exist or not. it's a fight you can only lose. banzai!

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

116 Man, really? Nothing?

You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?


Thousands of holes, as you have a big, luxurious lawn. So lush.


Alright then. Paolo will begin. Perhaps bring Paolo a cool, refreshing drink in a few hours?

Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (jjaLl)

117 The Clinton's are the DNC.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (g4lFK)

118 13 Corey Booker has blue eyes. He's even less black than Obama. I think he's crossed the line and should stop acting black.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (7uYFy)

Trump made his brown eyes blue.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ZM2xo)

119 Trouble with having another black nominee is that the other victim groups start wondering when they get their turn to put their boot on the neck of the normals.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (xQfPr)

120 >>I have a notion T-bone is a blues musician.


with herpes.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (Ner+o)

121 Hopefully this gets a giggle from Tuca.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (+lOpA)

122 Hopefully Bernie runs as a third Party in 2020. No way the DNC can screw him as an independent.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (YV+SU)

123 110 fluffy

You said the magic word. Ding! Ding! Ding!

And your gift is a year's supply pf Elmer's Glue, the paste of champions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (hyuyC)

124 what a complete dildo.

Posted by: JJ at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ZgAF6)

125 we need a guy like that dude from ohio, with the cool hair. trafficant? whatever his name was. i would take him more serious than these shoeshine college dropouts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (KP5rU)

126 It will be spectacular to witness the cavalcade of hate, victimization and oppression that will be on parade in 2020 on the D side. They're all circus performers. Bamboozlers. Disingenuous rabble rousers. Lord, must we share a country with them?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

127 He looks more than a little crazy to be honest.
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Bathhouse syphilis will do that to you.

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

128 I thought "complicity" wads a legal term. Disagreeing with democrats is illegal now?

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (QiXVN)

129 You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?

-----

That's aerating.

Thatching is pulling out the dead undergrowth.


What kind of a fucking illegal alien are you anyway???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

130 Posted by: JJ at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ZgAF6)

T-Bone agrees

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (y3aQB)

131

Some would call it Standing by Your Man or Loyalty.

Release the Cory Booker quotes, please. I'm sure they are doozies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (fceHP)

132 Corey Booker's War on Women.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (ATVNj)

133 Making funny faces and gesticulating ... what a bozo. Someone should have taken a magic marker and drawn a silly face on the back of his head.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (/qEW2)

134 I really don't think Trump calling Haiti a shit hole country is going to resonate against him with voters the way Democrats think it is.

In fact I see a lot of non-political people shaking their head in agreement that finally somebody gets it.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (lKmt3)

135 I nearly got t-boned on the highway once.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (nBr1j)

136 , if you watch with the sound off,

Can't do it, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)

137 I never did find out (in this glorious age of information we live in) if in fact Trump DID say shithole... So it would appear, unsurprisingly so, that the emotional, ever so righteous and teeming with "virtue" ran on a lie.

I hate these people with more passion than anything, ever.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (pBbc6)

138 He looks more than a little crazy to be honest.


You know who else had crazy eyes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (QLvwG)

139 Quite the histrionic display by senator Bookhole.

What a yo yo.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (cHbmY)

140 A moose t-boned my sister, once.

Posted by: Canadian at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (Ner+o)

141 Only death can keep Hillary from running again.Seriously,the woman has a maniacal obsession with being president.It was the reason she stuck by her trailer trash husband when he embarrassed her in front of the world.The reason she accepted a job in the Obama administration even though she had a burning hatred for him stealing her candidacy etc...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)

142 I see a real possibility of 3 or 4 major candidates running for POTUS in 2020.
The Bernie wing.

DNC/Hillary Clinton wing.

NeverTrumper/TruCon wing.

Trump

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (g4lFK)

143 >>124 what a complete dildo Ohmibod.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)

144 Isn't a black man bulging his eyes at a white lady considered sexual harassment? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (YV+SU)

145 You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?

-----

That's aerating.

Thatching is pulling out the dead undergrowth.


What kind of a fucking illegal alien are you anyway???
Posted by: fixerupper


Fake. Like T-Bone's girlfriend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (Hr+ZL)

146 What happened between 10am and 12pm on Thursday is that President Trump realized the Graham-Durbin deal was garbage

Rich Lowry (@RichLowry) January 16, 2018



WOW Inch High Private Eye NeverTrumper had an on the road to Damascus moment?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (y3aQB)

147 calling cory booker a clown is an insult to ALL clowns. and, i hate clowns. cory booker is a lunger hacked up by a hobo in hoboken.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (KP5rU)

148 96 i can't rip on jersey for cory booker. we have tammy "braindead" baldwin. wisconsin still likes to make an ass out of itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

Yeah, but we've come a long way since I moved back in '97, when this was a pretty solidly blue state.

Wisconsin offers proof that it is possible to go from deep blue to (mainly) red, instead of all the movement being in the opposite direction, like in California, Colorado and Virginia.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (ZM2xo)

149 Keegan Michael Key could make a hilarious parody of this....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (LiyEm)

150 O/T but interesting...

I've had a Kindle for years... read some history, but mainly Sci Fi and Fantasy.

Well... for the first time ever today, on my 'Recommended' list, was a Political book...

Fire and Fury by Wollfe...

So Kindle, is pushing a book that the AUTHOR says is not accurate...

I'm.... floored... I can't even READ BOOKS without them pushing their damn politics my way.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (NgKpN)

151 .It was the reason she stuck by her trailer trash husband when he embarrassed her in front of the world.The reason she accepted a job in the Obama administration even though she had a burning hatred for him stealing her candidacy etc...
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)

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....and then she named it Brad.


And TRUMP TOTALED HIM!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

152 Cocaine use in Booker is confirmed.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (g4lFK)

153 Only death can keep Hillary from running again.Seriously,the woman has a maniacal obsession with being president.It was the reason she stuck by her trailer trash husband when he embarrassed her in front of the world.The reason she accepted a job in the Obama administration even though she had a burning hatred for him stealing her candidacy etc...
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)


and the reason for the Haitians hatred for her

They said she is as cold as ice, and would do ANYTHING to win. That she is only concerned about one thing, herself. And one goal, president.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (fceHP)

154 Book'er Danno.

Posted by: McGarrett at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (XZTOa)

155 58 Who the heck is T-Bone? Not the steak surely?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

https://tinyurl.com/q7zlnx9

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (wf3RQ)

156 Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen
confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to
see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.



http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb

Posted by: McCool


Hmmm, I was warned that Nielsen was a bad choice for head of DHS, that she was an open borders fangyrl. That she wouldn't support the preezy's agenda.

I wonder if this changes any opinions?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (0ogQG)

157 146 To be fair,Lowry has been showing signs of removing his head from his ass for months...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

158 I didn't get a harumph outta you!

Posted by: "Guv" Corey Booker at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (W/SyC)

159

Trump and all of his monkey wrenches he is throwing.

Monkey Wrench stock rising

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (fceHP)

160 I nearly got t-boned on the highway once.
Posted by: Northernlurker



I t-boned a guy. He ran a red light.
Totaled a 2008 Ford F-150.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (Hr+ZL)

161 Also, why does it seem like the most vocal people about race relations (specifically black race relations) need a spectrometer to identify the "black" of their appearance? that stupid white woman who "identified as black" fore example..

I am speaking strictly scientifically here.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (pBbc6)

162 Fake. Like T-Bone's girlfriend.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (Hr+ZL)

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Who you calling TBONE.????

Posted by: Manti Teo at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

163 Now that his misshaped head has popped, up, I wonder how long until six or seven women come forward with allegations of Russell Simmons-like behavior?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (ATVNj)

164 The Party of Amnesia says what?!

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (2z74n)

165 That's aerating.



Thatching is pulling out the dead undergrowth.





What kind of a fucking illegal alien are you anyway???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8XRCm)


Ah, well, Paolo stands corrected! Well then, when I am done with this current hole, I shall leave your fine estate, and wish you well.
Although, you may see Paolo visiting your fine lawn from time to time. Who knows where the future winds will blow Paolo?


Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (jjaLl)

166 we need a guy like that dude from ohio, with the cool hair. trafficant? whatever his name was. i would take him more serious than these shoeshine college dropouts.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (KP5rU)


Trafficant. It was just so awful when he went to jail and they made him take the raccoon off his head.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

167 Is monkey wrench raciss?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (+lOpA)

168
Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)


Finishing up the micro motor testing for better facial expression, installing 10TB of memory plus bug fixes on the firmware/software.

Posted by: Top secret location in Chappaqua, NY at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (t6XCL)

169
108 83 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days.... "

That's because they love saying "Shithole" on TV.

"ooooh, it's soooo much fun to say naughty words!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (ZM2xo)

170 Feldman, Haim, Booker. Clinton, Manning, Handler.

You know what they say about Sith.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (/qEW2)

171 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (y3aQB)

172 "No, the subject was Africa, not Newark"

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (2z74n)

173 167 Is monkey wrench raciss?
________________________

Yes.

Posted by: Gorilla Glue at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ATVNj)

174 And if this fool upsets your humours.

https://youtu.be/a24I6OPM2MI?t=587

Japanese Snowblower train with NewAge soundtrack.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (FhXTo)

175 true, donna, but, until tammy baldwin is flushed twice, we can't really throw stones here. she is a national embarrassment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

176 Your silence and your amnesia is complicity in the fact you suddenly are concerned about a bunch of shitholes that could care less about in your tenure, till Trump mentioned them. What have you done to improve those there shitholes except maybe throw some money at them and make yourself feel good.

Posted by: morigu at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (RjtEf)

177 Double Windsors are for winners.



Single Windsors are for losers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

======
Never trust a man that ties a single windsor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (3BFzK)

178 Is monkey wrench raciss?
Posted by: eleven


Only if it's the cutest monkey wrench in the tool box!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (Hr+ZL)

179 Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

Paolo doesn't work on those sorts of lawns, silly.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZM2xo)

180 142 I see a real possibility of 3 or 4 major candidates running for POTUS in 2020.
The Bernie wing.

DNC/Hillary Clinton wing.

NeverTrumper/TruCon wing.

Trump
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (g4lFK)

I can easily see an alliance between the DNC/Clinton wing and the NeverTrumper/TruCon wing.

Hillary/Rubio 2020
Hillary/Katshit 2020

Would not be shocked by this at all.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (g4lFK)

181 That was some straight-up man-splaining right there. Amiright?

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (lE2nd)

182 Gradstanding from the shithole the US Senate has become.

All racist all the time.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (HZWmq)

183 166; AtC, greatest hair ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (KP5rU)

184 Ah, well, Paolo stands corrected! Well then, when I am done with this current hole, I shall leave your fine estate, and wish you well.
Although, you may see Paolo visiting your fine lawn from time to time. Who knows where the future winds will blow Paolo?


Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (jjaLl)


didn't know you expanded out from Pool boy

kudos to you!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (fceHP)

185 @171
If any of the Judges votes to the effect that mass migration is a Constitutional right, or that in any way DJT does not have the power, as Chief Executive, to modify or abolish any prior Executive Order, that Judge has declared open war on the Constitution and should be impeached.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (W/SyC)

186 I guess wads is a word.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (QiXVN)

187 I thought man-splaining was as evil as it gets.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (lE2nd)

188 Also, why does it seem like the most vocal people about race relations (specifically black race relations) need a spectrometer to identify the "black" of their appearance? that stupid white woman who "identified as black" fore example..

I am speaking strictly scientifically here.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (pBbc6)


========

Spectrometer? Pffft. Talk to the cheekbones.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (/qEW2)

189 It'd be funny if Trump releases a transcript of what was said during DACA negotiations.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (YV+SU)

190 Trafficant. It was just so awful when he went to jail and they made him take the raccoon off his head.



If that name doesn't scream "made goombah", nothing does.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Hr+ZL)

191 Billy Jeff: The First Black President

Barack Obama: The Last Black President

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (bMBZR)

192
Is monkey wrench raciss?
________________________
Yes.
Posted by: Gorilla Glue at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ATVNj)

Monkey bars as well.

Posted by: Top secret location in Chappaqua, NY at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (t6XCL)

193 I really don't think Trump calling Haiti a shit hole country is going to resonate against him with voters the way Democrats think it is.

--

They're trying hard to force it to resonate with voters. Blowing it up to ridiculous proportions, hoping with everything they've got that they can induce rage and convince people it *is* something.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (mQ0Mc)

194 So he called her a liar? How did she respond?

B/c if someone ever called me a liar, and thankfully no one has since I was 2 yo, I would open a can of whoop ass on them. Unless I was lying. Which I don't do, unless you ask me if your butt looks big in those pants.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (eXZrW)

195 Run, Corey, run.

I need the laughs.

Maybe McMuffin will be your running/bed mate

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (xJa6I)

196 chavezthehugo, she's awful, but just be glad you're not with the filthy Scandis next door or in the shithole to the south of me.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ZM2xo)

197 Running for President is very profitable. For the candidate and his/her campaign people. All that sweet, sweet campaign money being channeled who knows where.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (Y3RqE)

198 190: should have been a career enhancer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (KP5rU)

199 Hillary/Rubio 2020
Hillary/Katshit 2020
Posted by: Monk

a fusion (gps) ticket

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (nFwvY)

200 I think he might have seen one up close.

Posted by: Downcast at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (dje6x)

201 196; true that, donna.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

202 What is this mansplaining crapola?

Don't blame men.

If you dingbats weren't so dingbatty, we men wouldn't have to explain anything to youse.

Now, get me a beer.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (ATVNj)

203

Drudge fix:



DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...
DOJ taking 'DREAMers' to Supremes...
DOW 26000

looking good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (fceHP)

204 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court

Good, Good
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

Posted by: The Emperor at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (KvRqW)

205 welp...maybe this takes Arizona off the mat senator-wise.

nah! he's a dem, not much gopers can do when they're outnumbered like they are up there

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (0SEK8)

206 Senator Booker is a false bruddah. He has strong ebola. He not know de wei.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (fA1SL)

207 We will force you to walk down The Trail of Tears of Rage!

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (g4lFK)

208 He looks more hispanic than black.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

209 Memo to Corey Booker: When we can see the whites on the TOP of your eyes, you're cray-cray.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (MnkFD)

210 Barack Obama: The Last Least Black President

At least, I think that's what you meant. The Least President, really.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (2z74n)

211 I am just a T-Bone kinda guy. In fact, you might even call me...T-Bone!


Posted by: Koko the Monkey at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

212 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

213 Once the Supremes decide that the law as written requires deportation then things get real interesting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (YV+SU)

214 Why cant we bring in hot Norweigan broads like Kistjen Nielsen ?? SAD !!!

Posted by: Trump at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (KvRqW)

215 Running for President is very profitable. For the candidate and his/her campaign people. All that sweet, sweet campaign money being channeled who knows where.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (Y3RqE)


You take that back.

Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (2FqvZ)

216 "DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...







Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)"
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Seen? Hell mine would push the space station into a higher orbit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (3BFzK)

217
DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

-----


arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

**BAM!!!**



Wow. My Schadenboner finally reach critical mass and exploded into millions of mini schadenboners.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

218 212. I hope they resist. Violently.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)

219 You know you miss me.

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

220 I didn't know Paolo was an illegal alien. I thought he was a legal sexy guy. Maybe even a gigiloo. I have no idea how to spell that word, and the one time I need autocorrect, It does not either.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:08 PM (eXZrW)

221 96 i can't rip on jersey for cory booker. we have tammy "braindead" baldwin. wisconsin still likes to make an ass out of itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KP5rU)


Is she still bumping uglies with Loren or has she moved uptown since arriving in D.C.?

I'm out of touch with the reigning Lesbian League in Madison.

Thankfully.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 03:08 PM (7UW64)

222
They're trying hard to force it to resonate with voters. Blowing it up to ridiculous proportions, hoping with everything they've got that they can induce rage and convince people it *is* something.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (mQ0Mc)


Let's see, I wasn't that mad on Friday about Trump saying shithole, but now, after I've heard about it 10,000 time I suddenly realize just how racist it is and boy, am I pissed now!

Yeah. No.

They want us to get upset about it because they know people are going to see more money in their paychecks soon and realize the media was lying to them about the tax cut.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:08 PM (ZM2xo)

223 Booker - D, Shithole

Nielsen - R, Norway

Advantage iceback.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

224 199 Hillary/Rubio 2020
Hillary/Katshit 2020
Posted by: Monk

a fusion (gps) ticket
Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (nFwvY)

Indeed.

But seriously, I can see a future Hillary/Rubio ticket. Rubio is a fucking shit weasel.

No offense Weasel.

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

225 Once the Supremes decide that the law as written requires deportation then things get real interesting.


I will be magnanimous.... I will let the Dems use kneepads..

Posted by: Trump at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (KvRqW)

226 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



What about leaders of Sanctuary states? That'd make me all tingly.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (eXZrW)

227
Advantage iceback.

----


Heh.


I love this place.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

228 I don't believe, for one second, that President Trump called Haiti a shithole. President Trump is a bad, bad man and calling a country a "shithole" is the greatest compliment one can make. Shitholes are Love Alleys. Shitholes represent the greatest aspect of mankind. President Trump called Haiti a "Pussy Land". Ewwww.

Posted by: Shep at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8gDQu)

229 Off sock.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (g4lFK)

230 He looks more hispanic than black.
==========

Only by injection!

Posted by: Corey at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (vg8iE)

231 The left wants to eliminate the possibility of using "shitholes" as a descriptor of a country, insuring that it will not be deployed next time they have power.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (4u7kU)

232 barak obama as president was the same thing as getting a "free" car from oprah. all fucking bullshit, and projection. a scam better than a mafia don could dream up. a free car from an at the time, bankrupt automobile "manufacturer" dumping the shit they couldn't sell.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (KP5rU)

233 U mad, bro?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (HgMAr)

234 212 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

As I've pointed out for months.... it is still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country...

Harboring -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iii) makes it an offense for any person who -- knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation.
Encouraging/Inducing -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iv) makes it an offense for any person who -- encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law.
Conspiracy/Aiding or Abetting -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(v) expressly makes it an offense to engage in a conspiracy to commit or aid or abet the commission of the foregoing offenses.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (NgKpN)

235 171 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (y3aQB)

Excellent. Maybe send Alito over to pimp slap that judge.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

236 I think it's important to remember that Trump is President and Zastava M70 tokarevs are on sale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)

237 If Cory "T-Bone" Booker and Eazey Peazy Lemonhead Squeezer had a son, how long before that son would have to talk with Dr. Bosley?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (3BFzK)

238 Even compensating for the histrionics, none of his bullshit registered with me. It just made me aware that he is scummy and deceitful, and that the truth was the reverse of what he is saying.

Of course, people like this don't want debates. And they take a lack of response as agreement. If I lived in NJ I'd send him an email.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (/qEW2)

239 So will Jerry Brown (aka Marshal Applewhite) go all Heaven's Gate and kill himself once he knows Comet Trump is coming for California?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (YV+SU)

240 Because outraged black man always works out so well.

Posted by: Captain Not-So-Obvious at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (EATOD)

241 Zastava M57, not the M70, is on sale.

My bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (xJa6I)

242 What's worse? Complicity? Or Collusion?

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (bMBZR)

243 212 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

It stands out like that shit hole of a wasteland Haiti

Posted by: Astronauts at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (g4lFK)

244 236. Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

245 It is going to be fun watching the Dems tear each other apart in their 2020 primary. I expect the theatrics will go to full retard in no time.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (lKmt3)

246 But seriously, I can see a future Hillary/Rubio ticket. Rubio is a fucking shit weasel.



No offense Weasel.

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

--------------------

What about me?!?!?

Posted by: Shit at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (3BFzK)

247
I think it's important to remember that Trump is President and Zastava M70 tokarevs are on sale.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)

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Meh.

Get back to me Korean Garands are for sale at CP.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

248 217
DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

Mitt Romney will send out a tweet saying how truly shocked he is....

Tell 'em to all head to Utah, Mitt.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (ZM2xo)

249 Never trust a man that ties a single windsor.




Never trust a man in a bowtie.

My one tried and true belief.

(Doesn't count tuxedos. I'm talking daily bowtie guys)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (eXZrW)

250 Hi, I'm Dick. Dick Shithole.
Shithole Dick.
Take your pick.
I like shitholes and I like dick.
Shithole Dick.

Posted by: Dick Durbin (D) - Shithole at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

251 247
I think it's important to remember that Trump is President and Zastava M70 tokarevs are on sale.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)

-----

Meh.

Get back to me Korean Garands are for sale at CP.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

Fingers crossed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (xJa6I)

252 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

It's about friggin time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (8gDQu)

253 And after 3 long weeks in the wilderness, guess who's back refrigerating like a mofo?

This guy.

I currently have openings in both refrigeration and freezing so don't stand on ceremony, the best spots are going fast and prices will never be this low!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

254 Rubio is a fucking shit weasel.

No offense Weasel.

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

According to the AoSHQ Style Manual, Weasel is NOT a shitweasel, and a shitweasel is NOT Weasel.

So, you're good to go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (7UW64)

255 >>DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...


I hope they go in armed to the teeth like they are trying to return an 8 year old to Cuba.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (Ner+o)

256 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (y3aQB)


Gorsuch

another reason the GOPe did not want Trump. Who would Hillary have put in the SC to support amnesty for all?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (fceHP)

257 Can you fuckin' believe that goddamned racist asshole twatwaffle Trump said 'shithole'?

Posted by: Your moral superiors in the media at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (CcNKy)

258 218 212. I hope they resist. Violently.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)

Just wing them if they attempt to escape. Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

259 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

260 I have to wonder if Jim Webb got torpedoed in the early Dem primary by Hillary's Deep State buddies spying on him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

261 As I've pointed out for months.... it is still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country...


Yeah. About that.
Posted by: Stoned Governors

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (Hr+ZL)

262 Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

----

But I already have one.

7.62 x 25

30 cal pistol round
Copper washed steel jacket
1850 fps. Or Better.

Whats not to love.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

263 You want a real, literal sh*thole?

http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/


* cue music *

I left my ... poop
in San Francisco ...


Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (DMUuz)

264 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.


because it would be right outside their window.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (2z74n)

265 If that name doesn't scream "made goombah", nothing does.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Hr+ZL)



Trafficant's conviction was such bullshit.

I mean, sure, sure, he took the bribe and all of that, but he was just getting paid for what he was going to do anyway and you can't blame a man for that!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

266 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

It's about friggin time.
==========

I hope they not only go after mayors, but city councils, etc etc etc all the way down to janitor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (vg8iE)

267 So Corey Booker receives death threats. Each one of those are major felonies. Why aren't those threatening people arrested, prosecuted, and why isn't it front page news?

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (5MLH0)

268 Hi, I'm Dick. Dick Shithole.
Shithole Dick.
Take your pick.
I like shitholes and I like dick.
Shithole Dick.
Posted by: Dick Durbin (D) - Shithole at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)


can't stop laughing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (fceHP)

269 Has booker or durbin for that matter ever vacationed in Haiti? If no, why not?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (OBM2H)

Posted by: g at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (3BFzK)

271 Trump has the final say. His pimp hand is yuge, tan, and leathered.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:16 PM (g4lFK)

272 244
236. Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

============Damn. And I just bought an SKS that needs to be fed, so 1000 rounds of Golden Tiger is gonna take that money for now. One of these days I'll get a Tok or a CZ52 (Probably the CZ, it looks like a retro futuristic laser gun: I like every thing about it except the heel release) I promise!

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:16 PM (o3+fQ)

273 As I've pointed out for months.... it is still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country...


So much for the Democrat party...

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:16 PM (2z74n)

274 239
So will Jerry Brown (aka Marshal Applewhite) go all Heaven's Gate and
kill himself once he knows Comet Trump is coming for California?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (YV+SU)
Don't tease.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

275 I watched the whole hearing. Corey had a real melt down. Or as CNN put it, he was "seething". Took up all of his allotted time making a speech - never asked a question. DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielson handled all the questions in a professional manner and pushed back when appropriate.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/16/cory-booker-admonishes-kirstjen-nielsen.cnn


Posted by: Spaceman at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (hHitl)

276 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM


We are planning significant upgrades to the exoskeleton, operating system, and apps.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (DMUuz)

277 At what point do we determine people like Booker don,t want to engage intellectually and we just throat punch them.

The Democrats are all delusional nuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (/Jz/Z)

278 So Corey Booker receives death threats.
==========

Boo-fuckin'-hoo. So does every other elected official. What makes him so fucking special?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

279 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)


Run in 2020? She can hardly walk in 2018.

I find it interesting how dis-interested our national media is that both Huma and Bill are on the big island of Hawaii and she is where?

I remember when the National Enquirer would be all over that shit, like flies on an Obama.

Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2FqvZ)

280 Never trust a man in a bowtie.

My one tried and true belief.

(Doesn't count tuxedos. I'm talking daily bowtie guys)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla


Troy Dungan. DFW weather guy. Now retired.
Want your outing ruined? Trust a weather guy who wears bowties daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Hr+ZL)

281 Trump will probably roll 49 states in 2020

the dem bench is full of retards

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

282 260 I have to wonder if Jim Webb got torpedoed in the early Dem primary by Hillary's Deep State buddies spying on him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

That's funny, because of all the Dems, I could see Webb taking more votes from Trump than anybody else.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (ZM2xo)

283
By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

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Double Windsors are for winners.

Single Windsors are for losers.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)







Heh. My first Dress Greens inspection in basic training, I'd helped a couple of guys in my platoon with their ties, as they'd never owned a tie before. Battalion commander is walking up the ranks, checking uniforms and he sees the first guy I'd helped with a DW knot rather than the more common four-in-hand. The colonel's face scrunches up and he booms out "WHO HELPED THIS RECRUIT WITH HIS TIE?!?".

Oh shit. I fess up.

"YOUR FATHER WAS NAVY, WASN'T HE?"

Yup.

Luckily, while the DW knot wasn't the preferred knot, it's fully compliant with AR 670-1. I still did pushups.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (eXA4G)

284 >>>He looks more hispanic than black.

One alternate history that might be interesting.

What if the Alaskan land bridge from a few thousand years ago never existed? Or was destroyed in an earthquake? How would things have turned out differently? No casinos, no illegals.

Seems far more pleasurable to ponder than most of the alternate histories. Ie. "What if it were only Chinese vs. Muslims?" as in the last book thread.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (/qEW2)

285 More like Koko than T-Bone.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (QCX64)

286 265; AtC, he would have never been convicted of anything if that happened today. That's SOP.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (KP5rU)

287 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

Run in 2020? She can hardly walk in 2018.


She can plank like a motherfarker!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (Hr+ZL)

288 You want to see a shithole? Look no further than Newark, the city Booker used to run.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (/Jz/Z)

289 Yea, Weasel, Weasel Dog and SlapWeasel have made it difficult for me to use the term Weasel as a derogatory term.
Almost impossible. I do a lot of deleting of that word after typing it.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (eXZrW)

290 We are planning significant upgrades to the exoskeleton, operating system, and apps.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (DMUuz)


At this point she's more machine than vermin.

Posted by: obi wan at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (+lOpA)

291 Has booker or durbin for that matter ever vacationed in Haiti? If no, why not?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (OBM2H)


As with most shitholes around the world, if you have money you can have a very good time there. You can buy whole families of slaves to do anything you say - absolutely anything - and you can live in huge, walled-off mansions. If you feel like it, you can grab a rifle and go hunting people in town for sport. Nothing is off-limits for you.

Having money in a shithole allows you to experience the life of a Roman emperor.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (8gDQu)

292 262
Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)



----



But I already have one.



7.62 x 25



30 cal pistol round

Copper washed steel jacket

1850 fps. Or Better.



Whats not to love.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

==========
I'd love to chrono one of those rounds out of a cut down mosin (about 18 inches or so), or out of a carbine using an insert. Really curious as to how much that round cooks out of a longer barrel!

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (o3+fQ)

293
288 You want to see a shithole? Look no further than Newark, the city Booker used to run.
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You don't run Newark. Newark runs you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (YV+SU)

294 I abhor these "shithole" comments. It is non inclusive and reflects badly on America.

The proper term is "Tiera caca."

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (3BFzK)

295 Witnesses at those meetings should pull out a pad of some kind and read a book while the congress-pukes are ranting and have someone nudge them if anyone actually asks a question.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (xQfPr)

296
281 Trump will probably roll 49 states in 2020

the dem bench is full of retards

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

No, he won't. The country is half filled with retards. And they're concentrated in blue states.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (ZM2xo)

297 The shithole thing is starting to remind me of the mish grabbing thing in the sense that people are outraged about it because the media is telling them that it's something they're supposed to be outraged about.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (mynhJ)

298 lol that puppets photoshop is perfect. He kind of looks like Bert from Sesame Street.

These people have lost it. Their polling must be abhorrent, for the amount of strawmen slayed, hyperbole flogged in the public square, and useful idiots animated to full frothing moonbat since the new year.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (Dp6qK)

299 278 So Corey Booker receives death threats.
==========

Boo-fuckin'-hoo. So does every other elected official. What makes him so fucking special?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

Steve Scalise says, "Some people receive actual incoming fire, buttercup."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

300 I hope they not only go after mayors, but city councils, etc etc etc all the way down to janitor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (vg8iE)
........

Maybe they'll arrest Moonbeam, governor of our wonderful Sanctuary State.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

301 Run in 2020? She can hardly walk in 2018.



I find it interesting how dis-interested our national media is that
both Huma and Bill are on the big island of Hawaii and she is where?



I remember when the National Enquirer would be all over that shit, like flies on an Obama.

Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2FqvZ)

Hills is in a cryogenic chamber for a 'refreshing'

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (QLvwG)

302 How in the fuck is it appropriate for this lowlife pillow-biting asshole to yell at a woman like that? And no one tells him to calm down and shut the fuck up? Unreal.

If just maybe 5 republicans had a pair of balls between them, this country would be different place.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (a+WIL)

303 I'd love to chrono one of those rounds out of a cut down mosin (about 18 inches or so), or out of a carbine using an insert. Really curious as to how much that round cooks out of a longer barrel!
Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (o3+fQ)

----

I had a can of Bulgarian SMG surplus ammo I ran thru mine once.

Every single peice of Brass split and all the primers were flattened.


I bet in the pistol it was 2000 fps. That shit was HOT.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

304 NJ is California with shittier weather.
------
But fewer earthquakes!

Posted by: an optimist at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (QCX64)

305 Booker looks like a deranged clown in those pics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

306 So is Acosta frothing at the mouth for being kicked out of the press conference by Trump? He must be spewing tweets of self grandeur by now.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

307 the only guy wearing any kind of tie i trust, is trump. the rest are all mewling quims. and, pickle puffers. i really am sick of politicians. on both sides. they all play us for imbeciles. they are an insult to my stupidity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

308 284
>>>He looks more hispanic than black.



One alternate history that might be interesting.



What if the Alaskan land bridge from a few thousand years ago never
existed? Or was destroyed in an earthquake? How would things have turned
out differently? No casinos, no illegals.



Seems far more pleasurable to ponder than most of the alternate
histories. Ie. "What if it were only Chinese vs. Muslims?" as in the
last book thread.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (/qEW2)

===========
We would have still been running this joint! We would have bitchslapped the spanish for one thing! And we would have had the common sense to NOT kill all of the horses!

Posted by: The Solutreans at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (o3+fQ)

309 291
Has booker or durbin for that matter ever vacationed in Haiti? If no, why not?



Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (OBM2H)



As with most shitholes around the world, if you have money you can have a very good time there. You can buy whole families of slaves to do anything you say - absolutely anything - and you can live in huge, walled-off mansions. If you feel like it, you can grab a rifle and go hunting people in town for sport. Nothing is off-limits for you.



Having money in a shithole allows you to experience the life of a Roman emperor.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (8gDQu)



Second look at Shithole Cruiselines?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (Dp6qK)

310 Troy Dungan. DFW weather guy. Now retired.
Want your outing ruined? Trust a weather guy who wears bowties daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Hr+ZL)


lol
There ya go. Another guy to add to the list.

There is only one exception for me to this bowtie rule, and it was Charles Osgood, iirc. He's the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (eXZrW)

311 Sorta ashamed to admit this so publicly but I act like Corey Booker whenever the waitress forgets to bring me more coffee.


Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (u/p7K)

312 How in the fuck is it appropriate for this lowlife pillow-biting asshole to yell at a woman like that? And no one tells him to calm down and shut the fuck up? Unreal.

If just maybe 5 republicans had a pair of balls between them, this country would be different place.
===========

Yep. I didn't watch it and won't watch it, but the look on his face is one that I've seen before - someone so enraged that they are going to physically harm you. Badly.

Completely inappropriate.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

313 If he was a Republican they would claim he was trying to physically threaten a woman...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (LiyEm)

314 I abhor these "shithole" comments. It is non inclusive and reflects badly on America.

The proper term is "Tiera caca."


Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (3BFzK)
..........

How's your head BTW?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

315 The last thread got me thinking about an aftershave I used to like in the '70s called "Trouble".

Of course it's no longer on the market. However, for $129.99 plus shipping, someone who found a double gift box of the aftershave and cologne in their attic is willing to sell it on eBay.

This may start of trend of only wearing vintage, impossible-to-get fragrances to remind people in shithole countries that entitled white men will spend money on stupid things while half the world sleeps in mud huts.

Posted by: Jwest at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/roJx)

316 Brooke Baldwin's show is special today.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (g4lFK)

317 Maybe they'll arrest Moonbeam, governor of our wonderful Sanctuary State.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)
I'd pay good money to watch.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (a0IVu)

318 >>Booker looks like a deranged clown in those pics.

He looks like a deranged clown in every pic because he is a deranged clown.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/tuJf)

319 259 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

Meh, the DNC has probably watched 'Weekend at Bernie's' enough to figure out how to pull it off...plus first-hand experience in the 2016 drag to the finish line.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (wf3RQ)

320 "YOUR FATHER WAS NAVY, WASN'T HE?"

Yup. ...
I still did pushups.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM


YOU DID PUSHUPS FOR THE "Yup.", MAGGOT!

"SIR, YES SIR, AND PROUD OF IT, COLONEL, SIR!!" IS THE CORRECT ANSWER! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!

Posted by: GySgt D'rill Instructor at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

321 283 IllTemperedCur

That's a good and funny story. Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (hyuyC)

322 >>208 He looks more hispanic than black.

Just what in the hell are you trying to say?

Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

323 I believe it is now coming out that Trump used the phrase "shit house" instead of "shit hole." That explains the careful denials about not remembering the phrasing or not using "that word."

I only wish he had used "shit show" instead.

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (gGlcw)

324 You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?


Thousands of holes, as you have a big, luxurious lawn. So lush.
Paolo--

Boy, that Paolo's a dumb one. He confuses aerating a lawn with DE-thatching. He better hope he knows women better than he does lawns or he'll be going back over the wall via trebuchet.

Posted by: Jesus and Jose at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (z79tQ)

325 These people acting like this during Committee Hearings should be mocked.

Openly.
With disdain.
Right to their faces.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Ner+o)

326 Ace has a nice update to the story.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (lE2nd)

327 I had a can of Bulgarian SMG surplus ammo I ran thru mine once.



Every single peice of Brass split and all the primers were flattened.





I bet in the pistol it was 2000 fps. That shit was HOT.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

=============
Yeah, it's like .30 Carbine: reeeeally freaking close to an intermediate caliber.

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (o3+fQ)

328 Sen. Cory Booker (POS) "Party Of Shitholes."

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (zOpu5)

329 DHS sec should have told him that his aggressive tone was making her uncomfortable

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (gC2IV)

330 Trumps SOTU:

Looks around,
Clears throat,
"This place is a shithole!"
Walks out.


Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

331 281 Trump will probably roll 49 states in 2020

the dem bench is full of retards
Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

Not nice calling the retards democrats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (BtQd4)

332 By watching CNN, you would get the idea that blacks are still in chains working on the fields.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (g4lFK)

333 I'm sort of curious who will be running against Trump in the primary. You know they'll do it. My guess is they will pull something similar to the dossier. The candidate will make wild unsubstantiated accusations giving the media free hand to saturate the airwaves with outlandish shit. While any challenger in the primary will have zero chance, it will be an attempt to assure the democrat candidate wins...

Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (nq9Ys)

334 What word rhymes with Booker?

Posted by: Cinnamon, The Bada Bing Club at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)

335 320 "YOUR FATHER WAS NAVY, WASN'T HE?"

Yup. ...
I still did pushups.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM

YOU DID PUSHUPS FOR THE "Yup.", MAGGOT!

"SIR, YES SIR, AND PROUD OF IT, COLONEL, SIR!!" IS THE CORRECT ANSWER! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!
Posted by: GySgt D'rill Instructor at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

Well... the Navy does know knots...

Just sayin...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

336 330 Trumps SOTU:

Looks around,
Clears throat,
"This place is a shithole!"
mic drop
Walks out.


Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (BtQd4)

337
260 I have to wonder if Jim Webb got torpedoed in the early Dem primary by Hillary's Deep State buddies spying on him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)






If so, I can't say I'd blame them. Based on what he's done in the past, he would have taken office, and within a year he'd resign in a snit because some Republican called him a poopy-head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (eXA4G)

338 fuck Newark. It dreams of becoming a shithole. Right now, a prolapsed rectum would be a step up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (KP5rU)

339 Booker with puppets. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (8+Ozj)

340 >>DHS sec should have told him that his aggressive tone was making her uncomfortable



Good Point. He's abusing her using his Position of power.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Ner+o)

341 Of course it's no longer on the market. However, for $129.99 plus shipping, someone who found a double gift box of the aftershave and cologne in their attic is willing to sell it on eBay.

This may start of trend of only wearing vintage, impossible-to-get fragrances


40 yr old crap cologne is like 40 yr old crap wine.
No, unlike whiskey, they don't age well in the bottle.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Hr+ZL)

342 Why are they holding hearings over Presidential word-choice?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (geAkB)

343 318
>>Booker looks like a deranged clown in those pics.



He looks like a deranged clown in every pic because he is a deranged clown.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/tuJf)

Deranged Clown Boner.
Flaming.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Y3RqE)

344 By watching CNN, you would get the idea that blacks are still in chains working on the fields.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (g4lFK)

-----

Bullshit. They know very good and well those are Salvadoreans.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

345 I just say that clip - this is fucking deranged.

I mean, shit hole countries are shit hole countries. Because they are shit holes, people want to come here. i guess I'm having some trouble understanding the crazy behavior.

My only theory is simple - they can't win the immigration debate (that is to say, no one, even democrats, wants to do what they want to do), so they are trying to change the debate to something else - racism.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (fftfA)

346 >> Newark. It dreams of becoming a shithole. Right now, a prolapsed rectum would be a step up.


The Renaissace City

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (Ner+o)

347 No, he won't. The country is half filled with retards. And they're concentrated in blue states.

--

Agree, Donna. And the thing with 2020 is that...in Nov. 2016, they were truly caught off guard thinking the witch was all but assured a landslide. I guaran-damn-tee that in 2020, the fraud at the voting booth will be off the charts. They will move heaven and earth to get Trump out. Nothing will be off limits. It barely is now.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

348 "Your silence and your amnesia is complicity



Complicity in what?




Ssh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

349 What if the Alaskan land bridge from a few thousand years ago never existed? Or was destroyed in an earthquake? How would things have turned out differently? No casinos, no illegals.

Moar wooly mammoths!

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (gGlcw)

350 DHS sec should have told him that his aggressive tone was making her uncomfortable

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (gC2IV)
..........

Just being in the same room with that maniac is some kind of harassment.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

351 Are the first words of the clip "goat language festers"? I've listened to the first 2 seconds about five times and I'm pretty sure that's what he says. Is there some clearer context for why he's discussing "goat language"?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (y87Qq)

352 332 By watching CNN, you would get the idea that blacks are still in chains working on the fields.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (g4lFK)

They are. Go to any big democrat city and see them lined up to get plantation housing, healthcare, education, and stipend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (BtQd4)

353 I think the DHS secretary should have amended her statement of saying she doesn't recall the president using those words to "I don't give a shit if he did use those words, which is why I can't recall it."

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (fftfA)

354 345; logic is not allowed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (KP5rU)

355 Holy shiz.



He really made a fool of himself didn't he?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (+lOpA)

356 2016 drag to the finish line.
Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (wf3RQ)

Such a perfect description of Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

357 "Well, Sen. Booker, he didn't say s***hole, but he did say DHS should keep an eye out for a batshit crazy black man from Newark, New Jersey who likes to play with puppets."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (ATVNj)

358 We are proud of Curry Booker. He is be right and Tump shuol be removed for insulting ersons of coler

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (hqQ+Q)

359 55 Booker had the speech ready to go in advance and the bulging eyes,

What chu talking about Willis

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (BtQd4)

360 If you are a Refugee, your Country passed 'Shithole' a few miles back.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (Ner+o)

361 I find that unacceptable!

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (2Mnv1)

362 If you're getting traumatized by something Trump may have said four days ago-that wasn't even about you-if you were having tears of rage-you probably don't have the temperament to be President, Mr. Booker.

This whole routine (Lying Durbin and on and on) was a decided on in advance performance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (8+Ozj)

363 Those shithole countries should think about breeding gerbils. Just sayin.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (3BFzK)

364 Booker

Cooker

Snooker

Hooker

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

365 He really made a fool of himself didn't he?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (+lOpA)

==========

To us, yes.

The media however, will have him made into a hero inside an hour. They will do their damndest to convince you that everyone, everywhere, even the Off-World colonies, believes he's a hero and benefactor to the human race.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

366 So.... Booker didn't like the fact that she did not hear the President say something...

In a meeting that HE was not at?

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

367 Booker is my nominee for the Anthony Weiner Congressional Psychotic Meltdown Award.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)

368 Cory Booker is a booger blaster and was a mayor of a genuine shithole of mega shithole proportions

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (KFf4Y)

369 the power of Trump compels dems to take untenable positions. like retarded flatworms.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (nFwvY)

370 Nevertheless, he insisted on himself.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Ner+o)

371 Boo-fuckin'-hoo. So does every other elected official. What makes him so fucking special?

Tell you what. Make a death threat towards an elected official and see what happens to you. Here is a hint, you will be front page news and you won't enjoy spending years in Club Fed.

In other words I am calling Corey Booker a fkn liar.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (5MLH0)

372 "Your silence and your amnesia is complicity


Complicity in what?

Ssh. He's rolling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (QQ+il)
--------

Booker: "We're we silent and complicit when Germany bombed pearl harbor. Hell no!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)

373 362 If you're getting traumatized by something Trump may have said four days ago-that wasn't even about you-if you were having tears of rage-you probably don't have the temperament to be President, Mr. Booker.

This whole routine (Lying Durbin and on and on) was a decided on in advance performance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (8+Ozj)

Old and busted... Maunchausen by Proxy...

New Hotness... Outrage by Proxy...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (NgKpN)

374 Interesting theory Mr. Booker.

You think you and Kamala are getting death threats because of your skin color and not because you two are flaming jackasses.

Ya know who is more likely to get a death threat than a black person? A flaming jackass of any color.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Z9uVQ)

375 358: ah fuck, aces' alter ego smelled its socks again. somebody buy it a can of oven cleaner and a trash bag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

376 Is Danny Thomas alive and running for president of Brazil?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (YV+SU)

377 Senator Slam Poet

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (lE2nd)

378 Of course it's no longer on the market. However, for $129.99 plus shipping, someone who found a double gift box of the aftershave and cologne in their attic is willing to sell it on eBay.



Ya know, certain scents change after a long period of time goes by. Especially sitting in an an attic with temp fluctuations. The purchaser may end up with a pickled vinegar scent.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (eXZrW)

379 Are the first words of the clip "goat language festers"? I've listened to the first 2 seconds about five times and I'm pretty sure that's what he says

LOL. I laughed so hard I almost choked.

Yes, that's what it sounds like; I don't think that's what he said

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (8+Ozj)

380 Their support is reduced to the minimum, the true believers, and the histrionics are a desperate attempt to hang on to them.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (Y3RqE)

381 T-bone Booker and Kameltoe Harris - if that Democrats dream duo gets elected in 2020, it's time to officially declare the end of the Republic.

Posted by: PabloD at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (sPngp)

382 How hard would it have been for one senator to ask him why he's abusing and harassing this woman? Half the dems heads would have exploded as they frantically searched for the PC answer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (gC2IV)

383
Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

384 So.... Booker didn't like the fact that she did not hear the President say something...

In a meeting that HE was not at?

OK then.
Posted by: Don Q.


All of those that are upset, were not in the meeting.
Durbin, Booker, media mouthpieces, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (Hr+ZL)

385 I saw Flaming Jackasses open for Flaming Clown Boners at the Norfolk Scope Arena back in '78. Burned the house down!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (QLvwG)

386 He's so.....heroic. (sniff)

What a queen.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (CPk08)

387 Trump is living rent free in little Cory*s brain.
Btw, did anyone else see someone has purchased the website name NOprah? Funny

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (KFf4Y)

388 Re: clown. Corey Booker is tall - 6'4".

IS COREY BOOKER PUDDLES PITY PARTY???

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

389 I am hearing more about Trump from his doctor right now than I really need to know. I don't even want to hear about my colonoscopy let alone his.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)

390 I'd helped a couple of guys in my platoon with their
ties, as they'd never owned a tie before.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM


Did you help them from behind? I've never been able to help someone tie their tie from the front, in fact the only person I've ever known who could do so was a funeral director's daughter I dated for a while.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (DMUuz)

391 Booker's new name?

Cuckold Cory.


And in 2020, he can run with Cali Senator Kameltoe Harris -D- as his VP

The Cuck and Kameltoe - 2020

The Democrat Dream Team

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (UsCnO)

392 Booker: "We're we silent and complicit when Germany bombed pearl harbor. Hell no!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)



He didn't really say that, did he? I would think that was sarcasm, but that was before the Onion became real news. So anything is possible.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (eXZrW)

393 You think you and Kamala are getting death threats because of your skin color and not because you two are flaming jackasses.
...............

Hey, that's it... my skin color!

Posted by: Hawaii Emergency Button Guy at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (HgMAr)

394

YOU DID PUSHUPS FOR THE "Yup.", MAGGOT!

Posted by: GySgt D'rill Instructor at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (DMUuz)







Poetic license. As I recall, from over 30 years ago, my actual response was "Here, sir."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (eXA4G)

395 If Booker, Harris and Oprah are the Democrats great hopes, Republicans could run a crack whore for president and win.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (/Jz/Z)

396 I hear tell that Cory doesn't actually live in New Jersey - he lives in Manhattan, of course, where the Cool People live.

It would be pretty funny if some media organization actually tracked how often Cory spends the night in New Jersey.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty, New York Times at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (Mrl1e)

397 88 Re: clown. Corey Booker is tall - 6'4".

IS COREY BOOKER PUDDLES PITY PARTY???
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

No... Puddles has some talent...

And we could only WISH that Booker was as silent, as Puddles..

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

398 http://bit.ly/2DaFgOB

The Dan Bongino Show

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (y3aQB)

399 Is it Cory Booker, or is it Key as Luther?

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (Z5y53)

400 Never mind, Corey is 4" too short.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (/qEW2)

401 Let us not assassinate this woman further, Senator.

You have done enough.

Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?

Have you left no sense of decency?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (ATVNj)

402 at this point, i really wish trump did really refer to them as shitholes. they aint fucking paradise. what the fuck are they trying to say? like a trabant is a better car than a fucking yugo? i missed the point they are trying to make.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (KP5rU)

403 Ya want to know what is irredeemable ?? It is any seat that is held by a black leftist person in congress. Once the people of a district or a state sinks so low that they would elect such a person, there is simply no turning back. Olduvai gorge was probably the first shithole and people of good will properly fled

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (4u7kU)

404 Hawaiian Judges and Hawaiian Missile Alert Guys seem a bit twitchy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (YV+SU)

405 Isn't Sen. Booker's aggressive language misogynistic? Call the feminists!

Posted by: Scoob at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (ZTlVg)

406 Trump's physician has issued his report that Trump is a fucking beast and that his retribution will be fearsome and complete.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

407 The Cuck and Kameltoe - 2020

The Democrat Dream Team
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


DownLow and Roxie Ro (ker)

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (nFwvY)

408 Looks like Trump is pretty healthy overall. A little over weight and cholesterol is a little high. Too many Big Mac's.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

409 Nevertheless, she persisted...

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty, New York Times at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (Mrl1e)

410 No Ketones!

IMPEACH! INVOKE THE 25TH!

Posted by: GAINZZZ at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (g4lFK)

411 He looks like he came very close to calling her a B word.....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

412 So your "tears of rage" make you right?
Child. You fucking child.

Posted by: Richy Roma at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (W/SyC)

413 deranged Democrat screaming at a good woman ... she should never get on an elevator with that jerk.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (otAqJ)

414 The puppets are amazing.

So.

I just got the following notifications back to back on my phone.

Winter Storm Warning

Special on 15 bottles of wine.

Now I'm wondering what the Universe is trying to tell me.

We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

415 Hawaiian Judges and Hawaiian Missile Alert Guys seem a bit twitchy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (YV+SU)

All the sodium in the Spam.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (QLvwG)

416 http://bit.ly/2DcikhF

Corey Booker Theme Song

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (y3aQB)

417 mic drop


Kids today - microphones are valuable pieces of equipment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZy-ThRXeY

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (FhXTo)

418 If I was her I would have responded...

Is there a question in there Senator? or am I here to be Lectured.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

419 401 Have you ever read the full story about that endlessly repeated quote?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

420 408
Looks like Trump is pretty healthy overall. A little over weight and cholesterol is a little high. Too many Big Mac's.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G0vdT)
Uh oh..that would be their next outrage meme - Trump is an unhealthy, overweight degenerate..

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:40 PM (a0IVu)

421 406 Trump's physician has issued his report that Trump is a fucking beast and that his retribution will be fearsome and complete.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

He broke my arm with his eyes! Woe unto those who feel his wrath!

Posted by: White House Physician at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

422 Is she going back for more questioning this afternoon?

Just sit there, let them rant, and when they finally get to a question reply, asphincter says what?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (gC2IV)

423 Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)


I've said this before, but I swear people just make up facts now & idiots & millenials just buy it as truth. Most bizarre, insane thing I've yet to wrap head around. I'm a woman with a penis, Germany bombed Pearl Harbor, Israel is the problem in the ME, climate Change is 90% decided...on and on and on it goes.


Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (eXZrW)

424
I don't even want to hear about my colonoscopy let alone his.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)


Movieprep? Sounds like something you'd pour into a glass, then nuke some popcorn, and turn on Netflix.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (2FqvZ)

425 412 So your "tears of rage" make you right?
Child. You fucking child.
Posted by: Richy Roma at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (W/SyC)

Yup.... I would say pull his Man Card...

But its apparent that he never had one to begin with.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (NgKpN)

426 Here's an example of all the cultural enrichment we could be missing out on if Trump has his way..

DM - http://tinyurl.com/yaosnv5e

Muslim husband is found guilty of murdering his convert wife with claw hammer and knife and burning her body after he had banned her from seeing her family

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (KvRqW)

427 Was it already discussed that Christie banned bump stocks and hand cranks as he was leaving.

90 days or you're a criminal. So. Confiscation by edict.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (RwBDG)

428 >>We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Ner+o)

429 Fake Spews

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (gs8be)

430 Did the Doctor give his opinion on Trump's shithole ???

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (4u7kU)

431 Don't call me "sir"! I work for a living!

Posted by: every sergeant in the world at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (QCX64)

432 Cory Booker, Queen of hearts

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (KFf4Y)

433 The guy from Key and Peele is a senator? When did that happen?

Posted by: Sobek at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (uv8YV)

434 Ya, de lamentations of Corey Booker, is good.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Y3RqE)

435 In the middle of his acting routine why does he flip over a paper on the podium? Just checking his script?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (8+Ozj)

436 T bone ya say?

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (L0VNL)

437 d

Posted by: Torquemada at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (1Rgee)

438 Dems acting like outraged church ladies. What else is new?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)

439 Any "answer" that does not include: "your obviously manufactured outrage" is incomplete.

That and demand why his "silence in the face of supposed death threats" is not being complicit in a possible serial killer stalking the Legislature.

Posted by: Richy Roma at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (W/SyC)

440 I hope Jesse Watters or some other enterprising young tech-savvy person on our side remakes this with the official transcript but switch out the parties and let the idiots drop their masks and call the person a mysoginst patriarch racist, etc. Then show the real tape and make them eat it.

Not sure what this country will look like by the time 2020 actually rolls around if we are already at this level of stupidity.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (a+WIL)

441 "Your Silence and your amnesia is complicity!"

Sends chills up my spine just reading it.

Two Thumbs Up!

Posted by: Torquemada at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (1Rgee)

442 She should have stood up and applauded Booker's performance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

443 >>The Dan Bongino Show

Love that guy.

*No Homo

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

444 Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)

I've only seen dealt with one church lady that seemed outraged to that extreme. Booker probably hasn't been in church since his youth unless he's trying to get votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (8+Ozj)

445 >>In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".

In my experience it's not so much just the 9" but the accompanying huge girth.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (/tuJf)

446 382 How hard would it have been for one senator to ask him why he's abusing and harassing this woman? Half the dems heads would have exploded as they frantically searched for the PC answer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (gC2IV)

My reaction is the same. I come to the conclusion that the lack of calling out the absurd lies by our representatives is why we all were so frustrated for the entire presidency of Bush 43 and the entire Obama term. It's why Trump won over many of us and ultimately propelled him to the presidency.

You would think more of our betters would figure out that we want them to fight the left to pound them into obscurity.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (wf3RQ)

447 Here's an example of all the cultural enrichment we could be missing out on if Trump has his way..

DM - http://tinyurl.com/yaosnv5e

Muslim husband is found guilty of murdering his convert wife with claw hammer and knife and burning her body after he had banned her from seeing her family
=========
its already here. we had an honor killing on west side of Cleveland last year.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (Ad3Gs)

448 Dems acting like outraged church ladies. What else is new?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)


Well, now you're on The List of the AoSHQ Outraged Church Lady contingent. That's new.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (y87Qq)

449 441 "Your Silence and your amnesia is complicity!"

Sends chills up my spine just reading it.

Two Thumbs Up!
Posted by: Torquemada at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (1Rgee)

Nobody expects the Senatorial Inquisition...

/breaks into song...

The inquisition...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)

450 I haven't said shithole so much since Don Lemon's New Years Orgy.

Posted by: Anderson's Pooper at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

451 In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".
Posted by: garrett


Then women just laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (Hr+ZL)

452 426
Here's an example of all the cultural enrichment we could be missing out on if Trump has his way..



DM - http://tinyurl.com/yaosnv5e



Muslim husband is found guilty of murdering his convert wife with
claw hammer and knife and burning her body after he had banned her from
seeing her family


You report this like there is something wrong. Re-education camp for you! At the Google indoctrination center, you lucky dog!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)

453 Literally worse than Hitler and Stalin combined.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (1L9V9)

454 Exactly what this country needs right now is a president who cries at other people's word choices.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (a+WIL)

455 Oh FFS this is embarrassing to watch the press with the medical reprot.

Posted by: GAINZZZ at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (g4lFK)

456 You would think more of our betters would figure out that we want them to fight the left to pound them into obscurity.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (wf3RQ)

They know.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (Y3RqE)

457 This country needs an enema.

Posted by: Moar Trump at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (W/SyC)

458
Is she going back for more questioning this afternoon?

Just sit there, let them rant, and when they finally get to a question reply, asphincter says what?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (gC2IV)







Or just say "I don't understand the Senator's question. Could you repeat please?"

Repeatedly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (eXA4G)

459 I hope all the time he was shrieking hysterically at her, she was mentally making out her grocery list. I know I do that sometimes during really boring meetings where someone goes on and on pontificating about something no one else is interested in.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

460 Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker
last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George
wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)


?????

There is literally no evidence of that.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (geAkB)

461 428 >>We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Ner+o)

Report from the southern Berkshires
3 inches already has fallen
still falling
another 9-12 tonight into tomorrow morning
Plow truck's fourth gear seems shaky but the fifth under the seat is good

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (4u7kU)

462 Amnesia?

Jeesh. Another leftist practicing medicine without a license.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (ATVNj)

463 Oh jeez, the press is pushing hard on Trump's mental capacity: literally asking about Alzheimer and dementia.

Wow, the press really are Democrat operatives.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

464 Yet he molested.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (vDqXW)

465 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)


Do that a few times and learn how fast cooperation can be made.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

466 You would think more of our betters would figure out that we want them to fight the left to pound them into obscurity.
Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (wf3RQ)

Its the Church Lady wing of Politics... which somehow took control.

Being Nice is more important than being right... it Trumps everything.

Problem is, that Nice taken to extremes becomes suicidal... as you won't even try to fight back against Evil.

And yes, I place a lot of Modern Christian churches firmly in that category.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (NgKpN)

467 >>>We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


Speaking of snow and shitholes, Martin Luther once explained the atonement with the metaphor that humanity was like a pile of dung covered by a snowfall. Corrupt underneath, yet covered with a righteousness not their own. I'm not sure that makes sense morally, but it's interesting to think about when you're trying to get to sleep.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (/qEW2)

468 Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)
======

If only there had been a document prepared for the world to see, detailing the history of abuses of the Crown and the reasons the colonies declared their independence.

If only.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

469 Complicity in what- discussing the truth?

This from the party who supports murdering babies and selling their organs.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (/Jz/Z)

470 Entire Press Corps is on high grade speed.

Posted by: GAINZZZ at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (g4lFK)

471 I see not in San Fran they have a map of Cleveland steamers in alleys, sidewalk and streets. Is that not the definition of Sh!thole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (BtQd4)

472 Puppet Show &
Senate Hearing



Heh.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

473 >>Oh jeez, the press is pushing hard on Trump's mental capacity:

They should put him on Jeopardy and see how well he does.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

474 The fact that all these D asshats are vying for the spotlight this early means something. If all it takes is a dumb sloppy speech at a hollywood awards show or acting mad at a committee hearing, then they got nothing and no one.

Let's see who they chose to respond to Trump's State of The Union.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (a+WIL)

475 Da Wabbit has more gravitas than T-Bone Corey.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (WMkIl)

476 Does anyone have any clue what Booker was saying that hog martin rightly thought sounded like "goat language festers"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (8+Ozj)

477 I saw some guy offering his belief that a lot of stuff that should get done by Congress doesn't, b/c then they'd have nothing to run on...get people outraged about....like DACA and Obamacare.

He has facts on his side on some of this. I don't think it is the only reason, but I definitely think it is in the top tier.

That's why I call it the UniParty. And believe they are no longer about service to the country and the people, but about themselves and their power. I also believe this b/c Senators have told us so, and certain columnists.

Bunch of wankers.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (eXZrW)

478 Overnight low of 16 degrees predicted for northen 'burbs of Houston. That's pipe burstin' cold.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (QLvwG)

479 I must of missed it but in the 8 years of O, did they do press conferences on the results of his yearly examinations? Or did I just not care....

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (PafTy)

480 Trump on Jeopardy?

will he face off against Joey Bidet and Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (WMkIl)

481 I hope all the time he was shrieking hysterically at her, she was mentally making out her grocery list.
............

Milk, eggs...
dumbass
bread, cheese...
crybaby
lettuce, onions...

Posted by: Kirstjen Nielsen thought bubble at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (HgMAr)

482 >>The fact that all these D asshats are vying for the spotlight this early means something.

It means they are trying to build a media narrative for why DACA didn't happen, they refused to negotiate with a racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

483 Something white that is more than 9" - simply not real.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (5MLH0)

484 We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


Speaking of snow and shitholes, Martin Luther once explained the atonement with the metaphor that humanity was like a pile of dung covered by a snowfall.


--
It can be picked up by the clean end.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (Hr+ZL)

485 That's why I call it the UniParty. And believe they are no longer about service to the country and the people, but about themselves and their power. I also believe this b/c Senators have told us so, and certain columnists.
=========
Welcome to the party pal.

And I don't mean the Uniparty.

Posted by: John McClaine at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (W0/z6)

486 I've been willowing the heck out of this place lately, so I'm just posting so we can get a new thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (ks6bw)

487 So I keep hearing that the Dems are going to sweep the mid terms come 2018, how much truth is there to that and how much is just wishful thinking on the part of all the anti Trump people out there? I need some good solid reassurance because I am just getting heart burn about the Left getting anywhere close to being back in power.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (CuDAv)

488
Trump on Jeopardy?


That could be a funny skit

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (lKyWE)

489 Booker should have Chelsea Manning for running mate. A perfect fit.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (5U/Tz)

490 Trump's weight is an issue?

Let's apply that to Capitol Hill first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

491 The headline will be.

WH doctor denies Trump has Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (gC2IV)

492 Something white that is more than 9" - simply not real.



Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (5MLH0)

Ahem. It's real and . . . spectacular.

Posted by: Jonah Falcon at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (QLvwG)

493 489 Booker should have Chelsea Manning for running mate. A perfect fit.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (5U/Tz)

Ebony and Ivory ticket?

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

494 Trump's weight is an issue?

==============

Look at him! He's a fat fucking pig!

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

495 Has any credible witness confirmed that the New York businessman used a curse word in a private meeting?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (ks6bw)

496 487, Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (CuDAv)

It is worrisome but I think a lot of it will have to do with the economy and immigration.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)

497 390 I'd helped a couple of guys in my platoon with their
ties, as they'd never owned a tie before.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM

Had to do the same in my unit. Catholic high schools for the win!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (mynhJ)

498 Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (/tuJf)

Flacid or non flacid.

Radius, diameter or circumference

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (RwBDG)

499 They should put him on Jeopardy and see how well he does.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)


Heh. People on Jeopardy are good at memorizing facts. They are not usually people good at critical thinking, logic, et.al. Of course there are exceptions, but memorization is not a good measurement of intelligence, IMO. JMO.
Does get you good grades in school...I attest to that personally.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (eXZrW)

500 FenelonSpoke, I've been poking around for a longer clip (admittedly not very hard) and haven't found anything. I'm gonna assume that he did in fact say that thing exactly and moreover, I intend to use it incorporate it into everyday conversation. Let's make Goat Language happen.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (y87Qq)

501 That reminds me... need to clean off the lawn jockey...

Posted by: Kirstjen Nielsen thought bubble at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

502 Comments at national review now run about 70-30 liberal. I haven't been there in a long time and it was shocking how it has become Slate Light.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (z3V+z)

503 Trump's weight is an issue?



==============



Look at him! He's a fat fucking pig!

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

He's the round mound of racist town!

Posted by: Debbie Stabbmenow at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (QLvwG)

504 And here's Acosta with the psychiatric question. Dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (gC2IV)

505 Someone should say he heard Trump talking about the black unemployment rate and swear he heard him say he'd have those n****** voting Republican for the next two hundred years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (ks6bw)

506 I find it interesting how dis-interested our national media is that both Huma and Bill are on the big island of Hawaii and she is where?

I remember when the National Enquirer would be all over that shit, like flies on an Obama.
Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2FqvZ)


I remember some Jack*** renting a house over the fence from Sarah Palin.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (fceHP)

507 So I keep hearing that the Dems are going to sweep the mid terms come 2018, how much truth is there to that and how much is just wishful thinking on the part of all the anti Trump people out there? I need some good solid reassurance because I am just getting heart burn about the Left getting anywhere close to being back in power.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (CuDAv)



It's a combination of the historical trend that the opposition party usually gains seats during the mid-terms; claims that the Dems have momentum after VA and AL elections; and wish casting.

It's definitely possible, don't get me wrong, but I think the claims of inevitable are ridiculous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

508 So the democrats excuse for delivering nothing to their voters is Trump is a racist.

The rino/uniparty's excuse for delivering nothing to their voters is Trump is demented.

So yep, they are doing everything they can to see that Trump fails. But when Rush Limbaugh said he wanted Obama to fail -- just said it -- all hell broke lose. What a bunch of phoney b-tards. Its enough to make one look for the proverbial pitchfork and piano wire.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (VJFFQ)

509 Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (y87Qq)

LOL. That would prove he's off his rocker in addition to being melodramatic. Maybe it was "such" language festers. Who uses "festers" in an off the cuff remark? He wrote it in advance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (8+Ozj)

510 504 And here's Acosta with the psychiatric question. Dick.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (gC2IV)

Yea, I heard that. What a you know what.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

511 looks like "angry jazz hands"

https://twitter.com/hashtag/CoryBookerCaptionContest?src=hash

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (otAqJ)

512 President Trump, will you continue to get 2 scoops?

Posted by: Mfm at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (CDETr)

513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

514 I can see people mad that he called countries shithole. But its beyond laughable when Dems say they are offended at the VULGAR language. Cuz the word shit up until now jas never been uttered within 50 miles of DC right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (z3V+z)

515 >>>478 Overnight low of 16 degrees predicted for northen 'burbs of Houston. That's pipe burstin' cold.

really?...i thought it was closer to zero.

i open the sink cupboards, drip the faucet and turn on the under cabinet heaters here.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (eXISS)

516 Trump's weight? What, does someone have reason to believe he's prone to catching the slims?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (ks6bw)

517 "...comes from a lifetime abstinence of tobacco and alcohol."

Dude's 71 and the worst that they can say is he could lose 10-15 lbs and takes a mild cholesterol pill.

If all 71-year-olds were that well off we wouldn't have the Medicare crisis we have.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

518 513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
--

"No".

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (G0vdT)

519 501 That reminds me... need to clean off the lawn jockey...
Posted by: Kirstjen Nielsen thought bubble at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

I give those away as annual gifts to idiots (democrats). Reactions are priceless. I act like- stunned at their ignorance of the significant history they symbolize...and then they're like- speech impediment...

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (wf3RQ)

520 By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

-----

Double Full Windsors are for winners.

Single Half Windsors are for losers.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)


FIFY

When I wear a tie, I always use the Full Windsor knot.

The Duke of Windsor may have been NAZI-curious but he certainly was a snappy dresser.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (5Yee7)

521 LOL. That would prove he's off his rocker in addition to being melodramatic. Maybe it was "such" language festers. Who uses "festers" in an off the cuff remark? He wrote it in advance.
========
yes he did. During the pauses you could see him searching his mind for the next lines. Terrible actor.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (bA8QY)

522 Oh lord, more questions with the cognative test...give it up already, damn, after listening to this report PDT is healthier than me!!...

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (PafTy)

523 It's a combination of the historical trend that the opposition party usually gains seats during the mid-terms; claims that the Dems have momentum after VA and AL elections; and wish casting.



Problem this time is the country is coming off of 8 years of being in the shitter.

I don't think anyone is going to reward the opposition party.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (Hr+ZL)

524 During press conference a chubby female reported complains about the Presidents diet.

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (14qvS)

525
It's a combination of the historical trend that the opposition party
usually gains seats during the mid-terms; claims that the Dems have
momentum after VA and AL elections; and wish casting.



It's definitely possible, don't get me wrong, but I think the claims of inevitable are ridiculous.


And the Senate still looks like a big loss for them, just on sheer numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

526 Has any credible witness confirmed that the New York businessman used a curse word in a private meeting?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (ks6bw)


I think he probably used derogatory words, but not that one specifically.

Ya know how ya ask someone 'what did he say?' And they'll say 'basically, he called it a shithole'. Kinda bottom lining it w/o going into all the specific words used? Happens all the time after business meetings. Or using shorthand about someone's views.

I'm guessing Durbin did something like that. But left out that he was encapsulating it with his own word. And then someone ran with it. And since 'truth' is now fungible in our crazy-ass culture, he won't come clean.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (eXZrW)

527 That Booker hashtag is funny. I liked "I saved 10 lives, Count 'em. 10".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (8+Ozj)

528 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

529 Man, there is all kinds of panic down here about tonight's freezing weather. Schools will all be closed. My management is sending emails telling people to work from home if they think the roads are unsafe.

It's going to be great!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

530 I banged your granny last night, Booker! After I did Trebek's!

Posted by: sean connery at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (QCX64)

531 Presidents doctor states that if the president watched his diet he could live to 200.

Media gasps

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (14qvS)

532 Oh FFS, now asking about Reagans Alzheimer's and is it possible that Trump has it and you just missed it. These people need to be shot out of a cannon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (gC2IV)

533 528
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
Good grief. wtf is wrong with Acosta.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

534 I think he probably used derogatory words, but not that one specifically

-

Yeah, it's amazing to realize how clean and successful President Trump is when something that no one heard him say is what has consumed the news / (D)s for the last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (ks6bw)

535 518 513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
____________________________________

"Found your car keys."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (ATVNj)

536 Acosta needs a psych exam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

537 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
............

There's no cure for herpes.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

538 I think CNN has now used the word "shit" as part of "shithole" more times than that one episode of South Park.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

539 I'm surprised Acosta is not asking the doctor about Trump's sex life.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)

540 Acosta has gone far in life for a retard....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (LiyEm)

541 Presidents doctor states that if the president watched his diet he could live to 200.

Media gasps
Posted by: redenzo



"President Donal J Trump's impressive 9th term was an overwhelming success!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (Hr+ZL)

542 That's why I call it the UniParty.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (eXZrW)
---
I call it "The Preening Class", because that's the pool of personality types you draw politicians from. In my opinion, it's not so much a uniparty as one set of politics is favored by the media who reward that behavior, the other set the media will try to punish your reputation for.

The preening class wants to look good. Superficiality is a key part of left politics, they keep putting stock into the fantasies of an 19th-century academic that never lead anybody anywhere, never built anything. Marxism is an illustrated trend toward wishing. When it is applied it is usually by those unprepared for failure and either flutters away or turns into realpolitik to keep it from fluttering away.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)

543 So now the press corps are all medical experts.

Jeez this is stupid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ul9CR)

544 What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."
=========
Most doctors I have deposed would say:

"Four years of medical school, internship, 3 years residency, decades of experience. You can have it, but you have to get it the same way I got it."
*and they add silently GFY*

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (envbN)

545 Donald was born to be hanged.

Posted by: Trumps Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

546 528
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

The "gotcha" could be seen a mile away. Good on the Dr. for not falling for that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (ul9CR)

547 My management is sending emails telling people to work from home if they think the roads are unsafe.

It's going to be great!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

I sent my staff an email and threatened to fire them all if they didn't show up because of the weather...Mrs texcat said go fuck yourself and I replied to myself with the same message. We're good.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (wf3RQ)

548 Whatever you do, don't look at me or my backgtound.

Posted by: Wendy Deng at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (g4lFK)

549 513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)


"Please stop doing that. It is making me very uncomfortable."

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (CPk08)

550 Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) says his sole focus in Congress is making sure illegal aliens are given amnesty to remain permanently in the United States.

I thought it was to represent those who voted for him? Oh wait. Nevermind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (5y11N)

551 "My God Acosta"
Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM
------------

Yea baby. You said it.

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Ego so Yuuge it's ruptured and venting plasma at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (t41dG)

552 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."
Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
---
"None. What psychiatric evaluation are you keeping from us, Jim?"

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (vDqXW)

553 543 So now the press corps are all medical experts.

Jeez this is stupid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ul9CR)

The only thing they're experts in is the smell of their own flatulence.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

554 Why am I getting pop ups from NORWEGIAN REWARD CENTER? I never got pop ups from SHITHOLE REWARD CENTER!!

And sure never got anything from WINONA REWARD CENTER!!

Damn you to hell Sonobi!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (zkB89)

555 Yeah, I don't remember the Main Shithole Media caring a whit about Zippy's cigarette smoking.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (rdl6o)

556 >>>What did the doctor say to Acosta?

"Seriously? Did you not hear my statement just now? Do you have wax in your ears? Shall I refer you to a specialist who can take care of that for you?

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Y3RqE)

557 528 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."
_______________________________________

Questions Acosta never asked of Obama:

1. What academic records, if any, are you keeping from us?

2. What birth certificates, if any, are you keeping from us?

3. What secret payments to the Iranians, if any, are you keeping from us?

4. What illegal investigation of Donald Trump, if any, are you keeping from us?

5. What religious beliefs, if any, are you keeping from us?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (ATVNj)

558 WHEN WILL HE DIE. PLEASE TELL US

Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (14qvS)

559 Trump's doctor lied.... Present Obama should do something about these lies...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (hqQ+Q)

560 528
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

So does he expect the doctor to tell him if he was hiding information? I wish I could be paid that well to be that dumb.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB)

561 The picture of Booker with the puppets is killing me.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

562 Something white that is more than 9" - simply not real.





Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (5MLH0)

Ahem. It's real and . . . spectacular.


Posted by: Jonah Falcon at January 16, 2018
Aye, mate!

Posted by: Danny D at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (QLvwG)

563 543 So now the press corps are all medical experts.

Jeez this is stupid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ul9CR),

What else do you expect from Marxists/feminists/SJWs? This is text book behavior. They are more predictable than the sun setting in the west.

Posted by: Momk at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (g4lFK)

564 Did Jim Acosta ever ask Hillary, "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (ATVNj)

565 Good Lord in Heaven this is ridiculous.

You can see each reporter pre-writing the headlines when they ask their retarded attempted-gotcha questions. The Doc ain't playing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (ul9CR)

566 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
...............

Since you ask...yes, his penis is in remarkable shape.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

567 561 The picture of Booker with the puppets is killing me.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

Subliminal purpose.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (wf3RQ)

568 What's his life expectancy?

Longer than your faggot ass!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (rdl6o)

569 Why is the doctor having a press conference? Don't they usually just issue a statement?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (QQ+il)

570 I wish I could be paid that well to be that dumb.
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB)


And then I worked for NBC. It was a really interesting experience. Thanks guys!

Posted by: It's Chelsea! at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (CPk08)

571 Did acosta really ask that? What a scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (5y11N)

572 Democrats are Third World Shithole politicians.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

573 Whatever you do, don't look at me or my backgtound.

Posted by: Wendy Deng at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (g4lFK)

How many conservative(ish) guys has she honey-trapped and turned at this point?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (rp9xB)

574 Germophobic-that's one of the -phobics in Hillary's Basket of Deplorables, I believe.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (ul9CR)

575 I hope this doctor is savvy enough not to fall for these questions.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

576 Newark is indeed a shithole. I had a layover there once and looking out the window of the plane, I saw the sky over the city was brown. Hand to God, brown.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

577 Show me on this Operation game where Trump is unfit ??

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (gs8be)

578 The Doctor needs to cut off the press conference. He thinks he'll answer all their questions: They'll never stop asking questions.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

579 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."



"He's a vampire, and wants to suck your blood."


CNN Breaking News: Doctor confIrms DJT is a Vampire!!

CNN Panel: How many werewolves are in his Administration? We need to get an amendment that allows removing vampires and werewolves from government.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (eXZrW)

580 What are we NOT talking about today?

Tax cuts
Dow breaking 25,000
Growing economy
Deregulation
Hillary
FBI controversy

... and more

But it is all about "sh*thole"

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Pqytn)

581 As for the mid-terms - all the Rs have to do is run commercials with Maxine, Nancy Adam Schiff.

One of these 3 will be 3rd in line for the presidency should NK hit DC. do you want to take that bet America?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (bB4HN)

582 WH doc: for a guy with small hands, he is seriously packing. I mean, down to here!

*Points to knee*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (gC2IV)

583 Speaking of shitholes, I really am going to miss John.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)

584 Nurse, bring the crowbar, the big one, so we can pry Mr Acosta's head out of his ass.

Posted by: Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (Y3RqE)

585 I wish I could be paid that well to be that dumb.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB)
............

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

586 The Doctor needs to cut off the press conference. He thinks he'll answer all their questions: They'll never stop asking questions.


Posted by: WisRich at
============
He realizes that they will just call his office endlessly and terrorize his receptionist/switchboard person if he doesn't give them a good shot.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (nTewA)

587 What time are the Fake News Awards?? Is it Prime time??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (zkB89)

588 576 Newark is indeed a shithole. I had a layover there once and looking out the window of the plane, I saw the sky over the city was brown. Hand to God, brown.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

Did you see the vid of the 20 person brawl they had last weekend at a pizza joint? That is Newark .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (2DOZq)

589 Oh, and record black employment. The Dems can't let that get out. OPRAH! COREY!

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (Pqytn)

590 552
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

---

"None. What psychiatric evaluation are you keeping from us, Jim?"

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (vDqXW)

***
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Dammit!

Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard "Bones" McCoy at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (Fb9aZ)

591 The President is mentally and physically fit. Now GFY!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (rdl6o)

592 Doctor says Trump's cardiac health is excellent.

Press corps has a sad.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ZM2xo)

593 582 WH doc: for a guy with small hands, he is seriously packing. I mean, down to here!

You kid, but I'm completely expecting one of them to ask about the size of the Little Donnie. They already asked about his prostate. Working their way up to the wang.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ul9CR)

594 But he admitted he went all to pieces when Dasterly Dick Durbin told him President Trump used a bad word. Cried lkke a baby he said.
He should be a good president

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (aC6Sd)

595 When I wear a tie, I always use the Full Windsor knot.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (5Yee7)

Those thin looking, uneven knots that I see all the time make me cringe.

And the Full Windsor is gentler on the tie, so if you have an expensive one, never use anything else!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (wYseH)

596 I hope this doctor is savvy enough not to fall for these questions.




I hope the doctor realizes just what HIPAA allows.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (Hr+ZL)

597 The Telequack from CNN is questioning the Doc

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (14qvS)

598 Sedated? Is PDT having a procedure?
Why are they having this presser and why the fuck are they talking about any cognative tests?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (5y11N)

599 You kid, but I'm completely expecting one of them to
ask about the size of the Little Donnie. They already asked about his
prostate. Working their way up to the wang.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ul9CR)
They asked about his prostate?! I don't know if I am shocked or horrified. Maybe both.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

600 Twenty twenty twenty four hours ago-o-o

I wanna be sedated

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (ul9CR)

601 Bones: He's dead, Jim

Acosta: Really (!yay!)

Bones: No you dickhead. He's fine. GFY with a tent pole.

Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

602 I saw "I had tears of rage" open for "Shit hole Countries" at the Superdome in 2012

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (hikCO)

603 What did the doctor say to Acosta?



Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

...............



Since you ask...yes, his penis is in remarkable shape.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

The attending nurse flushed when she saw the length and breadth of his magnificent Presidential Timber.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (QLvwG)

604 Mitch McConnell Ignores National Reciprocity for 45th Consecutive Week -BB

Speaking of health, how is Mitch's?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)

605 Heard part of Booker's rant on the radio. Thought it was a parody of some unhinged loon.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (eO5CB)

606 Did you see the vid of the 20 person brawl they had last weekend at a pizza joint? That is Newark .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (2DOZq)

Missed that one but I vaguely recall seeing a blurb about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)

607 They asked about his prostate?! I don't know if I am shocked or horrified. Maybe both.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

This is like a train wreck. It's so bad I can't stop watching.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (ul9CR)

608 I missed the Ace thread regarding the Twitter guy talking about Dic Pics (which was too bad b/c I know we have had threads on the stupidity of sending dic pics...especially without little costumes and googly eyes.)

I missed some other threads that I knew would be good based on news I saw last few days. So bummed about that. And no time to go back and read.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (eXZrW)

609 I don't recall this detailed press briefings about Obama's health and all the questions by the press people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (8+Ozj)

610 595 When I wear a tie, I always use the Full Windsor knot.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (5Yee7)

Those thin looking, uneven knots that I see all the time make me cringe.

And the Full Windsor is gentler on the tie, so if you have an expensive one, never use anything else!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (wYseH)

No four in hand for you, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

611 My buddy says to his brother after brother asks him a question about what happened during brother prostate exam:

Brother: So during the prostate exam, when the doctor did it, some fluid came out of my penis, what does that mean?

My Buddy: That you enjoyed it.


(Thanks! Don't forget to tip the waitresses)

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (BlOGI)

612 The attending nurse flushed when she saw the length and breadth of his magnificent Presidential Timber.
Posted by: Count de Monet



She licked her lips, made the telephone handset with her thumb & pinkie, and mouthed, "call me".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (Hr+ZL)

613 I'd be laughing so hard at him, they'd end the session.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (eO5CB)

614 He has that same dead eye soul less stare as every mass shooter or serial killer.

Posted by: Jawknee at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (Yzubb)

615 NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (aC6Sd)

616 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."


Acosta desperately tries to maintain his preferred reality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

617 I don't know if it's dread of what that Sundance blog is piecing together, or the awareness that Trump isn't going to hand over 20 million amnesty voters . . . but the Dems are a lot more bat guano lately.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (5RoBR)

618 >>>Another leftist practicing medicine without a license.<<<

What's the code for complicit amnesia?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (bJ0w+)

619 Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

He MIGHT REALLY LIKE THAT TENT POLE

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (y3aQB)

620 I'm just gonna put this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (Y3RqE)

621 >>> Does anyone have any clue what Booker was saying that hog martin rightly thought sounded like "goat language festers"?

Forget it: he's rolling.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (cHbmY)

622 I saw "T-Bone" open for the "Bloodhound Gang" in Mobile in 2008. Unfortunately they ate him after 1 set.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (hikCO)

623 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
---
Jim, you're a miracle of science. 100% ass tissue.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (vDqXW)

624 No four in hand for you, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

You're one of those people?

Yuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (wYseH)

625 End this interview now!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (rdl6o)

626 I was listening to Hysterical Cory's rant on the radio-

"tears of rage"? "ten of thousands of people in pain"?

How can you not laugh at these idiots?

Honestly, why are they and their lunatic hysteria taken seriously at all?


How much better would this country be if every time these goofballs start winding themselves up for the camera in a Senate hearing or whatever-

the object of their scorn just started laughing at them saying, "OMG! You're hilarious. You're silly as hell."

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (E3rQ4)

627 I think CNN has now used the word "shit" as part of "shithole" more times than that one episode of South Park.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:02

Someone counted and they used shithole one day 195 times. Sounds like a kid who learned a new dirty word FFS.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (lfXAE)

628 If all 71-year-olds were that well off we wouldn't have the Medicare crisis we have.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)
*************

Instead Social Security would go BK even faster...

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (5U/Tz)

629 Bones: He's dead, Jim

Acosta: Really (!yay!)

Bones: No you dickhead. He's fine. GFY with a tent pole.
Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)


lol

So much better than mine.

I saw an old Trek episode last night, one of my favs. Kirk had a line in it that was hilarious about women. If any SJW hear it today, there would be full on meltdown on social media. I just laughed.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (eXZrW)

630 I don't recall this detailed press briefings about Obama's health and all the questions by the press people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM

I know, right?....I seemed to have missed that those 8 years...

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (PafTy)

631 "I sent my staff an email and threatened to fire them all if they didn't show up because of the weather.."

Last night on that insipid 'NextDoor' deal we have some LEO got on and warned everybody in Houston to stay home today. I reply alled "to all my employees! be at work!"

Got several thanks from around town

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (0SEK8)

632 What word rhymes with Booker?

Posted by: Cinnamon, The Bada Bing Club at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)

------
Booger.
Slant rhyme.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (9dWxJ)

633 When Ob+mao....in his first tax action....raised the cigarette tax he made sure Social Security would go broke even faster.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (5U/Tz)

634 I mean press conference. God, listening to this shit has lowered my IQ. And I don't need any help in that area.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (rdl6o)

635 True Story : A girl I went to college with got herpes from a Roadie named T-Bone at a Warrant concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (Ner+o)


And that girl went on to be elected to . . .

Nothing.

But she had a great foundation.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (BfOXk)

636 When Mexifornia banned tobacco in prisons....even for the guards and staff....they helped social security go broke faster.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (5U/Tz)

637 >>Flacid or non flacid.

>>Radius, diameter or circumference

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

638 554 Why am I getting pop ups from NORWEGIAN REWARD CENTER? I never got pop ups from SHITHOLE REWARD CENTER!!

yeah, I've pretty much had to give up on accessing the hq from my phone.

downside, of course, being that now I have to pay attention in church instead of reading through the book thread.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

639 It would have been great if she had just started cleaning her nails in the middle of his rant. These Leftist shit heels need to be treated with the open contempt they deserve.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (CuDAv)

640 Who will have more stamina? The Press or the Doc?

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (PafTy)

641 Booger.
Slant rhyme.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (9dWxJ)
---
Racist.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

642 I thought that 2016 was, in the words of the Dear leader, a shit show.

2020 promises to eclipse that.

Run Bernie run.

Hillary isn't dead yet....And Anthony's Weiner may make parole.

Harris and Booker duking it out to be the angry, mediocre angry black figurehead.

Add Jill Stein and a Libertarian to be detoxed later and.....ta da.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (326rv)

643 642 I thought that 2016 was, in the words of the Dear leader, a shit show.

2020 promises to eclipse that.

Run Bernie run.

Hillary isn't dead yet....And Anthony's Weiner may make parole.

Harris and Booker duking it out to be the angry, mediocre angry black figurehead.

Add Jill Stein and a Libertarian to be detoxed later and.....ta da.


Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (326rv)

And then Oprah walks into the room, sits down and squashes the rest.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

644 I'm looking forward to seeing the anti-Manning ads that will be run in Maryland. it will be interesting to see Democrats denouncing treason. They're usually all for it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (ZM2xo)

645 Run Bernie run.

Hillary isn't dead yet....And Anthony's Weiner may make parole.

Harris and Booker duking it out to be the angry, mediocre angry black figurehead.

Add Jill Stein and a Libertarian to be detoxed later and.....ta da.


Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (326rv)

And then Oprah walks into the room, sits down and squashes the rest.
Posted by: Donna and V

I doubt that, for the same reason that Hillary didn't manage that trick.

The fact that they stayed in and ran was part of the reason for her defeat.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (326rv)

646 It would have been great if she had just started cleaning her nails in the middle of his rant. These Leftist shit heels need to be treated with the open contempt they deserve.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative

She should refer to the mean questioning as being like an assault...Kinda like how people whined that empress mommom was mistreated.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (326rv)

647 Look at booker giving it to t-bone!

Posted by: kruger at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (6unT5)

648 Awaiting the Presstitutes pearl clutching over Sen. Booker's bullying of a woman.

Posted by: But I'm Not Holding My Breath at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (EATOD)

649 BREAKING CORY BOOKER NEWS: T-Bone caught in flagrante in Capitol washroom with Ben Rhodes...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (CRLBR)

650 Yes President Trump is in excellent health.

And I will be pleased to report on my examination of Melania Trump next week, as I've agreed to undertake that assignment on a pro bono basis.

Posted by: The Doc at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (W/SyC)

Mueller Subpoenas Steve Bannon, Most Likely to Get Information About What Made Him Say There Was "Zero Chance" That Don Jr. Didn't Walk the "Jomos" Up to Meet Trump

Ay. But of course.

Meanwhile, Bannon is testifying before the House Intelligence Committee today, behind closed doors, where he'll probably be asked why he said that about the Russians, and why he said the heart of the Mueller probe would be "money laundering."

Update: Bannon has now informed the Committee he will not be taking (answering, that means) any questions about the White House or the presidential transition.

Posted by: Ace at 01:25 PM




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1 Oh, hai!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (Ner+o)

2 first

Posted by: fox at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (hdFyL)

3 damn.

Posted by: fox at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (hdFyL)

4 ...caught myself reading the content there for a second.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (Ner+o)

5 Take the fifth for the lulz.

Posted by: nip at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (ECLaL)

6 I been gone too long...Flu bug bit me.

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (xGZ+b)

7 Take the fifth for the lulz.
Posted by: nip


279 times.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (Hr+ZL)

8 I agree take the fifth like lois lerner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (3BFzK)

9 Mueller is making me realize that Inspector Cleaseau is a genius detective in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (WMkIl)

10 Thanks to the commentator who wrote something like "Trump should nuke D.C., award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and president out of Trump Tower."

Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: dIb at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (VJOLZ)

11 but of course he will be.

and if it can be framed as at all damaging, or lied about to be damaging, we'll know all about the testimony prior to the adjournment of the hearing...

Posted by: todler at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (d/thM)

12 And then Mueller is gonna call on the spirit of Trump's mom to find out if he ate his Wheaties as a child.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (7UW64)

13 Lets hope he shows up drunk.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (ao3Fg)

14 Would they be interviewing Bannon if he was still part of the administration?

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (5MLH0)

15 Ferris Mueller.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

16 Bannon sure has had a spectacular flameout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (WbIyz)

17 Lets hope he shows up drunk.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (ao3Fg)


There's a zero chance he won't.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (jjaLl)

18 Take the fifth for the lulz.
Posted by: nip


Actually, put up a little tent card that has,
"Upon the advice of my attorney, I invoke my 5th Amendment rights against self incrimination" and go to lunch. Let them talk to the card.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (Hr+ZL)

19
Was Mueller strolling through the fiction aisle at a book store for evidence?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (2FqvZ)

20 If Bannon is wise he'll take the Fifth. I think he's got a stubborn streak, though, so I see an indictment in his future.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

21 I agree take the fifth like lois lerner.

Make a defiant opening statement, and then take the 5th.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)

22 Double negative time? Or is Muledeer just stupid...

wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (7LY+6)

23 I am taking a fifth.

Posted by: Stevoreno at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (ao3Fg)

24 Uh.... why is Congress investigating this?

Congress was given investigative powers so they could decide how to craft legislation, and make sure our money was being spent correctly.

This has nothing to do with legislation, and nothing to do with Federal Spending...


Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

25 This clownshow has dragged on with nothing to hang on the President, and evidence breaking out that Mueller et al covered for Hillary's corruption. I think Mueller is getting desperate.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

26 Bannon should publically announce that he'll answer any question having to do with supposed collusion with the Russians and not anything about anything else, as there is a complete lack of lawful jurisdiction.

May not be legally tenable but I'd like it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (W/SyC)

27 Man, Mueller doesn't have much to do, does he?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (YV+SU)

28 I am taking a fifth.
Posted by: Stevoreno


Barkeep! A fifth of your finest single malt!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (Hr+ZL)

29 TOLDYA !!!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (KvRqW)

30 Vomit on Mueller's shoes.
That'll shut him up.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (xBSm0)

31 28 I am taking a fifth.
Posted by: Stevoreno


Barkeep! A fifth of your finest single malt!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (Hr+ZL)

That will be $8000. Plus tip.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

32 Mueller is making me realize that Inspector Cleaseau is a genius detective in comparison.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (WMkIl)


Tennessee Tuxedo would run rings around Mueller....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (jjaLl)

33 I'm going out on a limb to speculate that most of what Bannon said in the book was bluster and revenge overstatement, if not outright lies. Helps sell books, I suppose.

BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)

34 Bannon sure has had a spectacular flameout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (WbIyz)


Like a Saturn V crashing into a refinery.

BTW - what's a "jomo"?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

35 Vomit on Mueller's shoes.

Cue Dean Wormer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (WbIyz)

36 Make a defiant opening statement, and then take the 5th.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)


Alcohol fueled. Obscenity laced. Go down punching.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (2FqvZ)

37 I'm taking the fifth of vodka!

Hic!

*shart*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (BrQrN)

38 Speaking of money laundering, just how much is Mueller and his team of henchmen paid for this wild goose chase?

Is he paid by the hour, or piecework, like number of interviews? Or is it a lump sum?

And when does Congress decide they've wasted enough money that we don't have in the first place?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

39 I think Mueller is getting desperate."

Desperate is in his rear view mirror. "Sackshrinkingterror" is coming up.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)

40
THE FIFTH!!!!!


Shssit....... thadll only lazt me til 1:00.

*hic*

Id pleat the haf gallon.

*hic*

Posted by: HILLARY! at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

41 "14 Would they be interviewing Bannon if he was still part of the administration?"


Maybe, they interviewed Kushner I believe. Then again, he would not be interviewed had he not made stupid comments to Wolff about about the Don Jr. Russia meeting.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

42 That will be $8000. Plus tip.
Posted by: Insomniac


Put it on the DNC's tab!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (Hr+ZL)

43 BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?
Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (NgKpN)

44 Make everything about the Democratic coup attempt. Soon: "No further questions."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (hyuyC)

45 Mueller.
Why do I keep seeing Elmer Fudd in my mind out hunting pesky wabbits?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)

46 Bannon's gonna have all them crying and forcing them to make up more Dicky Durbin-level slanderous lies.

Posted by: DickDurbinville, ShitHole IL Resident at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (Ftuf+)

47
And when does Congress decide they've wasted enough money that we don't have in the first place?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

GOPe controlled Congress????

What is Never?

And I'll take silly question for $1000 Alex...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

48 I don't think Bannon will give Mueller anything useful. Bannon doesn't look like the type of guy to get flustered by the likes of Mueller or his team. I wouldn't be surprised if Bannon makes the interview uncomfortable for Mueller's team possibly to point of pre-announcing retaliatory "leaking" if Mueller's team leaks anything (which I think is why Mueller want's the interview.....leak it and let the propaganda unit take over).

Bannon is not dumb enough to believe he's all of a sudden "a good guy". And I don't think he's mad at Trump (nor Trump as mad at Bannon) as the left wants us to believe.

Posted by: MrToad at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (1VVgQ)

49 That will be $8000. Plus tip.
Posted by: Insomniac


Put it on the DNC's tab!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (Hr+ZL)

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dammit.


Where we gonna get 2500 baby kidneys that fast??

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

50 I for one wouldn't sit there while they badmouth The United States of America

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (nFwvY)

51 "I think Mueller is getting desperate."


If you have not read it, Andy McCarthy's article over the weekend at NRO about Glenn Simpson's testimony really clears things up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (OD2ni)

52 So they are questioning people at a meeting that was orchestrated by GPS Fusion. Why don't they just read the FBI CI transcripts to find out what happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (YV+SU)

53 Bannon was chumming with some Chinese billionaire last I heard. Was he just an infiltrator from the start?

In any case, he will be one more tool for Mueller to attack Trump, with no Russia/Trump crime ever existing. "In this email he said this, Bannon said that, in a tweet Trump said this ... we must interrogate/impeach Trump ... install a Deep State stooge."

Very timely, with the shutdown and Uranium One indictments possible coming up #2weeks.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (otAqJ)

54 LOLZ


Warm Breeze wants me to "buy an Ad Removal" thing..... yeah.....


GFY.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (jjaLl)

55 Next: Mueller issues subpoena to Ouija Board.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (lI1zE)

56 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (r9UYA)

57 Vomit on Mueller's shoes.
That'll shut him up.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (xBSm0)


Mueller looks like he could eat a case of breath mints and still drop a horse from 10 feet away.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (y7DUB)

58 Thank you slap for tending to the "moron ministry" here.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (kufk0)

59 Bannon should go Peter Finch Network-style on Mueller

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (oAlzZ)

60 Hopefully the first question is "Mr. Bannon, do you deny the claim of Mr. Papadopolis, or whatever that little man in aviator sunglasses is called, do you deny his assertion that you engage in self-fellatio?"

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (gGlcw)

61 Yeh, buffers... the Russians had a lot of buffers, senator

Posted by: Willie Cicci at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (eh0Va)

62 "Warm Breeze wants me to "buy an Ad Removal" thing..... yeah.....

GFY.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)"


What are you doing Dave?

Posted by: Sonobi at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (OD2ni)

63 So if Bannon meets the senate committee in secret , who's gonna leak what was said first? Bannon or Schiff?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

64 43 BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?
Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)

#TwoWeeks
------------------
By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (YV+SU)

65 So if Bannon meets the senate committee in secret , who's gonna leak what was said first? Bannon or Schiff?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

----

Who gets the john first??

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 16, 2018 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

66 I believe the correct terminology lately is:

#metwoweeks

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:39 PM (7UW64)

67
dammit


sock

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

68 By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.

My guess is that erasers will be moving so fast they burst into flame.

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:40 PM (wW03z)

69 #TwoWeeks
------------------
By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (YV+SU)

We keep hearing two weeks....two weeks....two weeks....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:40 PM (7uYFy)

70 >>43 BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?
Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)
Wut. Huh?

That pile of paper in the corner?

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (r9UYA)

71 I call my Latino buddies "Jomos" all the time, amigos!

Posted by: shep at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (QCX64)

72
XXXXXTRUMPXXXXXX
XXXTOWERSXXXXXXX
XXXXXISXXXXXAXXXX
XSHITHOLEXXXXXXX

Posted by: REDACTED OIC REPORT at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

73 68 By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.

My guess is that erasers will be moving so fast they burst into flame.
-------------------
Doubtful. I suspect Sessions and staff is evaluating the to do list and who's the first swamp creature to unwind the ball of sticky twine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (YV+SU)

74 Money laundering? You mean, like with a detergent?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (bJ0w+)

75

Bannon finally coming to his senses. Stop the witch hunt in its tracks. They are grasping at straws to NOT indict Hillary, Obama and team.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (fceHP)

76 Oh, hai!


Hai means shark.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (fuK7c)

77 I don't know about no Russians, senator, I got my own family.

Oh, wait, I was in the real estate business with his father, but that was a long time ago.

The FBI, they told me to say Don Trump did this, Don Trump did that, but it was all lies.

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (eh0Va)

78 Has anybody around here said "boobs" lately? Cause that would just piss me the fuck right off.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)

79 Next: Mueller issues subpoena to Ouija Board.


Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM


The Magic 8 Ball already told him to pound sand.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)

80 Mueller has evidence that the ladder that was used to kidnap the Lindbergh baby was cut from rafters at Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (ih6/5)

81 I'll take chaos to drive the media and Deep State crazy for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:44 PM (g4lFK)

82 75

Bannon finally coming to his senses. Stop the witch hunt in its tracks. They are grasping at straws to NOT indict Hillary, Obama and team.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (fceHP)

+++

It really has a "stalling until time runs out" feel to it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 01:44 PM (tcwn1)

83 33,
"BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?"


The 15th was the predicted date for the documents to start being given to Congress and the DOJ. They started being released on the 12th, 3 days early. The final report is still being written and the documents will continue to flow to the DOJ and Congress. 1.2 million will take a while to digest.

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:44 PM (zOpu5)

84 Money laundering? You mean, like with a detergent?
Posted by: F



Laundering? Like eating Tide Pods?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (Hr+ZL)

85 Hai means shark"

Or the Monteverdi Hai 450. Quite the ride in the day...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (7LY+6)

86 If anybody knows the natives are restless, it's Steve Bannon. I see nothing coming of this.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (g4lFK)

87 Any questioning by Mueller is a set-up for a contrived prosecution. Take the Fifth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

88 PDT gets driven around in a black limo just like the old Politburo members!

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (r9UYA)

89 Has Mueller tried reading goat entrails yet? I hear that lots of crimes are discovered using goat entrails.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (ih6/5)

90 79 Next: Mueller issues subpoena to Ouija Board.


Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM

The Magic 8 Ball already told him to pound sand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)

My Sources Say Fuck Off

Posted by: Magic Goombah Ball at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

91 78 Has anybody around here said "boobs" lately? Cause that would just piss me the fuck right off.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)

Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)

92 84. Pods? Like in the greenhouse?
* dons Sutherland wig. Points, screeches *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

93
sock

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

94 Hai means shark"

Or the Monteverdi Hai 450. Quite the ride in the day...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Or that shitty cologne, Hai Karate!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (Hr+ZL)

95 I put faith in a discredited lying author who makes executive decisions about changing off the record conversations into on the record months after the fact.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:47 PM (g4lFK)

96 The Special Prosecutor... Mueller.... he belongs to Hillary

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at January 16, 2018 01:47 PM (eh0Va)

97 Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass.

Like a 1000 yard, 12" stare....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (jjaLl)

98 only a complete idiot would say a single word to Robert Mueller.

a five with one hand and the bird with the other.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

99 Update: Bannon has now informed the Committee he will not be taking (answering, that means) any questions about the White House or the presidential transition.

Eh, "I would prefer not to" didn't work out too well for Bartleby the Scrivener.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

100 Garrett. Mega Sugar Cookies. Did you make them.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (E3Oe1)

101
We keep hearing two weeks....two weeks....two weeks....


Local meme.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

102 As long as he says he converted to becoming a Democrat he can totally get away that. Otherwise we'll just get yet another bullshit Proggie shitstorm.

18 Take the fifth for the lulz.
Posted by: nip




Actually, put up a little tent card that has,
"Upon the advice of my attorney, I invoke my 5th Amendment rights against self incrimination" and go to lunch. Let them talk to the card.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (Hr+ZL)

Posted by: AdamPM at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (eVxcR)

103 Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass."

W/or W/out reacharound?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (7LY+6)

104 I have no recollection of that copper.

Posted by: Bannon at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (r9UYA)

105 OK.... since we're on the #TwoWeeks meme...

Which comes first???

Pixy Update?
Public OIG Report?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

106 Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)

----

... funbags, bewbs, bazookas, hooters, embonpointers...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

107 FORMER TRUMP RIGHT HAND MAN BANNON TAKES FIFTH WHEN QUESTIONED IN RUSSIA PROBE!

Posted by: Extree Extree !! at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (W/SyC)

108 My offer is this: Nothing

Posted by: Steve Michael Corleone Bannon at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (Fb9aZ)

109
[x] Pixy Update?
[_] Public OIG Report?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)

110 "Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass."


Lucky devil!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

111 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (eXISS)

112 The DOJ OIG Report will not be released to DOJ and the Judiciary Committees until, possibly, as late as March. The documents supporting the report, all 1.2 million of them, will be furnished Rep Goodlatte of the House Judiciary starting last Friday (early.) That means more eyes looking at source documents.

Posted by: Ever at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (OLS0m)

113 Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)


Fun bags, the girls, tatas, mams, headlights...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (y7DUB)

114 W/or W/out reacharound?



Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (7LY+6)



Rammer's Choice......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (jjaLl)

115 91
78 Has anybody around here said "boobs" lately? Cause that would just piss me the fuck right off.



Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)



Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?



Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)
****
I prefer the terms "Winnebagos" or "Golden Bozos"

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (Fb9aZ)

116 @52

They have read the transcripts, thats how they set up the perjury traps.

So when your recorded words dont quite match up with those of your memory, BOOM.

You get an indictment for perjury and so on.

This is as corrupt as all get out but here we are.

Bannon is as stupid as Mueller is corrupt so I got my money on team corrupt.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (tKcs9)

117 53 Bannon was chumming with some Chinese billionaire last I heard. Was he just an infiltrator from the start?

In any case, he will be one more tool for Mueller to attack Trump, with no Russia/Trump crime ever existing. "In this email he said this, Bannon said that, in a tweet Trump said this ... we must interrogate/impeach Trump ... install a Deep State stooge."

Very timely, with the shutdown and Uranium One indictments possible coming up #2weeks.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (otAqJ)

Like Saudi Arabia, China could use a little regime change more friendly towards human rights.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (g4lFK)

118 Allright gentleman I'm here to answer your questions.
And by the way, who do you have to blow to get a drink in this shithole?
Mueller, you look like you'd know.

Posted by: Bannon. Steve. Bannon. at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (W/SyC)

119 Looks like the whole WHITE SUPREMACY thing in Charlottseville is, get this, based on lies.

From gateway but has the guys tweet so sourced IMHO.

https://tinyurl.com/y84duuuk

Bad day for the left...again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (3BFzK)

120 headlights

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (BtQd4)

121 "The Special Prosecutor... Mueller.... he belongs to Hillary Posted by: Fredo Corleone

heh ... yeah, they have no interest in Truth, or (to quote Trump directly to Hillary in the debates) "you'd be in jail".

Mueller might understand America doesn't like the deep state mafia trying to take down a duly elected president, if he gets a horse head in his bed some morning.

By any means necessary is fine by me at this point, our government has become worse than corrupt, they are seditious and treasonous. Hillary not only walked, they ran her for the highest office just to spit in our faces.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (otAqJ)

122 Hai Karate!

was that bad?
Posted by: concrete g



Wiki calls it a "budget" aftershave.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (Hr+ZL)

123 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"

60 percent of the time it works every time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)

124 "111 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"


Hai Karate was pretty infamous. It was the 70's/80's version of Axe Body Spray.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

125 Don't forget elbows

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (nBr1j)

126 80,
"Mueller has evidence that the ladder that was used to kidnap the Lindbergh baby was cut from rafters at Mar-A-Lago."



Then he should go after Marjorie Merriweather Post, heir of C.W. Post founder of Post cereals, then as she had the place built in the 1920s.

Oh, wait, she's dead. Well that wouldn't stop a determined Democrat, they find the dead quite lively every election.

https://www.biography.com/news/mar-a-lago-history

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (zOpu5)

127 Bannon is as stupid as Mueller is corrupt so I got my money on team corrupt.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (tKcs9)

Not a Bamnon shill, but he is far from stupid.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (g4lFK)

128 Rammer's Choice......"

So Schrodinger's hand, er...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)

129 "123 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"

60 percent of the time it works every time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse"


The karate hands on the bottle contributed to the hilarity.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:54 PM (OD2ni)

130 119. Nice! Helicopter ride for the prof.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

131 Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass.
------------

The look you are seeing is that of a bought, sold, and paid over a thousand times whore.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (E3Oe1)

132 I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

133
Not a Bamnon shill, but he is far from stupid.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (g4lFK)

+++

I don't think he is stupid either. It would be interesting, though, to see who would win the drinking contest - Hillary vs. Bannon.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (tcwn1)

134 So Schrodinger's hand, er...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)


The reach around is both happening and not happening.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (jjaLl)

135 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

136 The reach around is both happening and not happening."

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (7LY+6)

137 Mueller and his team is the last line of defense against all those Soros/DynCorp ratlines, whose money line the pockets of trash in DC.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (g4lFK)

138 119 Looks like the whole WHITE SUPREMACY thing in Charlottseville is, get this, based on lies.

From gateway but has the guys tweet so sourced IMHO.

https://tinyurl.com/y84duuuk

Bad day for the left...again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (3BFzK)

Doesn't matter a whit. The meme is out there and no fact or facts will dislodge it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

139 Just Frankie Five Angels yourself,my Wild Irish Lush.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (iCUDL)

140 Conservative Treehouse says that one major flag linking the Dossier to 702 FISA spying is the misidentification of Michael Cohen taking a trip to Praugue:

http://tinyurl.com/ycbuc2u6

Noose status: tightening.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

141 >> [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva


What do you have against 'Stetson'?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (Ner+o)

142 it went good with Lemon Up shampoo

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (nFwvY)

143 Fuck it. Trump should announce that he's renovating the White House and he's taking funds from foreign aid to shitholes to pay for it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (gC2IV)

144 "Looks like the whole WHITE SUPREMACY thing in Charlottseville is, get this, based on lies.

From gateway but has the guys tweet so sourced IMHO."


Not saying it is not true, but I am wary of anything that comes from Gateway and not verified by other sources. Hoft is in too much of a rush to boost traffic and concern for accuracy is not as important.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

145 Thelma Lou couldn't keep her hands off me when I wore Hai Karate.

Posted by: Barney Fife at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (QLvwG)

146 135 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva
Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

[ ] Old Spice

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

147 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva

[X] Aqua Velva Musk

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (7LY+6)

148 80 Mueller has evidence that the ladder that was used to kidnap the Lindbergh baby was cut from rafters at Mar-A-Lago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (ih6/5)

OMG! REALLY!!???!!! Wouldn't that be an impeachable offense? How much more do we need before Congress takes action? Dollars to donuts the Russians were in on it. Why isn't a Mueller doing his job?

Posted by: Credulous CNN Viewer at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (M6tZt)

149 >>What do you have against 'Stetson'?

Right?

Posted by: Old Spice at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (r9UYA)

150 I'm starting to like Mike Huckabee again..he gives us SHS and he also calls out Graham for betrayal on twitter...

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (a0IVu)

151 143 Fuck it. Trump should announce that he's renovating the White House and he's taking funds from foreign aid to shitholes to pay for it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (gC2IV)

F that...

Build the Wall with foreign aid money....

just put the Wall under the State Dept...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

152 I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used.

Lilac Vegetal.

My grandfather gave me a bottle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (oVJmc)

153 After Hai Karate I upgraded to Brut.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (nBr1j)

154 138. That's all right, too. Charlottesville gained a street named after an obese communist failure what played in traffic while LARPing as a revolutionary. If that's a victory.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (fA1SL)

155 Not a Bamnon shill, but he is far from stupid.
Posted by: Monk

__________

I would take the other side of that bet.

At best, he definitely let his ego cloud his judgement. He clearly has it in for Trump and doesn't seem to care how much of himself (or the pppulist conservative movement) he destroys in the process.

It's a mistake to always assume because someone is on the same page ideologically that they can be trusted or have good judgement.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (lKmt3)

156 too much of a rush to boost traffic and concern for accuracy is not as important."

So, CNNMSNBCBSABCPOSTIMES?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (7LY+6)

157 Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

[ ] Old Spice
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

POWERRRRRRRR!!!!

Posted by: Terry Crews at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

158 This is merely for show.

Mueller's team has a plan and a schedule. The question is: What is the schedule for the final report or some interim report? I don't know but I'm sure it's tied to the 2018 mid-term date.

Because IMHO the plan was set from the beginning, and the basic final report's already written. The plan is to give the MFM and Dems as much info as possible leading into the 2018 election to help smear Trump and by extension all Republicans. The basic final report says: We found no hard evidence of collusion between Trump and Russia working to affect the 2016 POTUS election. However, we did find the following questionable, unexplainable, and/or unethical actions were committed by PDT and his campaign associates: (and a looong list will follow).

All Mueller's team has been doing since the start is compiling that list. It will be long enough that if the MFM and Dems made a capital case out of only one per day, it would take months to get to the end of the list, and that's what they'll do.

The above scenario also tees-up the MFM and Dems to chant every day: Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

159 "Leave the gun, take the vatruschkas"

Posted by: Steve Clemenza Bannon at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (Fb9aZ)

160 >>132 I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

I think Hai Karate was The First Aftershave.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

161 Thelma Lou couldn't keep her hands off me when I wore Hai Karate.


Posted by: Barney Fife at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (QLvwG)


But then I accidentally shot her. Oh Andy!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (jjaLl)

162 152. Old school! Pinaud, eh?

Ya know they use that in funeral homes, dontcha?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

163 124 "111 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"


Hai Karate was pretty infamous. It was the 70's/80's version of Axe Body Spray.
-------------------
The sixties were all English Leather. Cuz English.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (YV+SU)

164 Bannon's smarter than Flynn in an interview room with Team Mueller.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (HZWmq)

165 135

[ ]Hai Karate

[ ] Aqua Velva



Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)
[ ]Hai Karate

[ ] Aqua Velva
[ X ] Old Spice (dads everywhere had it)

Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (PbH71)

166 Bannon can say it was pure conjecture on his part. Then Mueller can go back to trying to suck his own dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (/Jz/Z)

167 >> "Not a Bannon shill, but he is far from stupid."--

Posted by: Monk

I agree. Bannon can be whip smart about politics, but his judgment is poor. Picking a very public fight with PDT would be Exhibit #1 in that regard.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (XZTOa)

168 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva

[X] Aqua Velva Musk
Posted by: Anon a mouse



Avon. Because of the bottles.
The gift giving preference of 6 & 7 year olds everywhere!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (Hr+ZL)

169 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM

Don't underestimate the power of Old Spice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (xQfPr)

170 152
I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used.



Lilac Vegetal.



My grandfather gave me a bottle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (oVJmc)

***
I'm a "Canoe" man

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (Fb9aZ)

171 i remember the bottle but not that it was bad.
my pop had some, along with bay rum

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (eXISS)

172 Then he should go after Marjorie Merriweather Post, heir of C.W. Post founder of Post cereals, then as she had the place built in the 1920s.

Oh, wait, she's dead. Well that wouldn't stop a determined Democrat, they find the dead quite lively every election.

https://www.biography.com/news/mar-a-lago-history
Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (zOpu5)

Are you sure? Pretty sure she voted Democrat in the last election...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (NgKpN)

173 BRUT




by Faberge

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (nFwvY)

174 "153 After Hai Karate I upgraded to Brut.
Posted by: Northernlurker"


Brut in the green long neck plastic bottle was my first aftershave.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

175
[ ]Hai Karate

[ ] Aqua Velva


[ ] Aqua Velva Musk
[ ] A Used Urinal Cake

.

Now this just became a competition!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (jjaLl)

176 Not a lot of Caldeans here...

No Drakar Noir fans.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (Ner+o)

177 @127

He got drunk and talked to a gossip reporter.

His loose lips got him fired and now subpoenaed with the possibility of being indicted based on the corruption of Muellers team and how they want to put the screws to people to get them to flip.

So the boy isnt too bright.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (tKcs9)

178
All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (2FqvZ)

179 154 138. That's all right, too. Charlottesville gained a street named after an obese communist failure what played in traffic while LARPing as a revolutionary. If that's a victory.......
-------------------
Hey, fat, dumb chicks count too!

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (YV+SU)

180 Bannon also said he believes in extraterrestrial life. Maybe Mueller can investigate that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (/Jz/Z)

181 Old school! Pinaud, eh?

Ya know they use that in funeral homes, dontcha?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


Kept the old mustache stiff!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (Hr+ZL)

182 Ya know they use that in funeral homes, dontcha?


I was going to ask what the name of that show was, but of course asking the question answered it.

Six Feet Under. Dexter, Peter Krause, Rachel Griffiths. Man, that was a good show.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (fuK7c)

183 >>I'm a "Canoe" man


So. You like a long boat?

Posted by: Huma at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (Ner+o)

184 "[ X ] Old Spice (dads everywhere had it)
Posted by: Carpe Manana"


Dads had that and the old school gold Listerine in the paper wrapped bottle.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

185 [ ] A Used Urinal Cake



aka, Aggie Breath Mint.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (Hr+ZL)

186 English Leather.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (0tfLf)

187 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:03 PM (nBr1j)

188 Just stay with Bay Rum and be done with it. Women like it and its cheap and sends the message you were just at the barber shop.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:03 PM (YV+SU)

189 >>>Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass.<<<

Bannon should troll'em with some sunrise/sunset photos and Bible quotes.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 02:03 PM (2Mnv1)

190 >> Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?


You are thinking of Isotoner Gloves.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (Ner+o)

191 183 >>I'm a "Canoe" man
--------------------
I have a bottle in my bathroom.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (YV+SU)

192 "No Drakar Noir fans.

Posted by: garrett"


I grew up in NY and it seemed only Guidos used Drakar.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

193 >>>Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?



Did one for panty hose, too.

Yuk. Why did I remember that?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (jjaLl)

194 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?
Posted by: Northernlurker



L'eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (Hr+ZL)

195 >>Dads had that and the old school gold Listerine in the paper wrapped bottle.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

...and a styptic pencil.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

196 After BRUT they started adding some really sharp tang into the after-shaves and perfumes for women, too. Cannot abide.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (tcwn1)

197 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?

Brut, for men who wear pantyhose.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (xQfPr)

198 One way or another, HR McMuslim is going to get his pound of flesh from Bannon.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (CMbMd)

199 188. Yep. Although.....Alpa Fougere is quite nice. Hell, cheap & good & classic. What's not to love?

Or the #4711, the original cologne water. Cheap as chips and quite nice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (fA1SL)

200 Be careful how you use it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (kNasr)

201 Ok, how bout this? Trump announces that we're repaving I35 from Laredo to the Canadian border and Mexico is gonna pay for that too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (gC2IV)

202 ..and a styptic pencil.
Posted by: Zod



Ever use one? I prefer liquid fire, thankyouverymuch!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

203 Scoff if you must, but Namath did a shampoo ad with Farrah Fawcett before she was Farrah Fawcett.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (fuK7c)

204 >>166 Bannon can say it was pure conjecture on his part. Then Mueller can go back to trying to suck his own dick. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (/Jz/Z)

1. "I said it because I hate Trump."
2. "You hate Trump, too."
3. "We about done here?"

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

205 >>...and a styptic pencil.


People have no idea what this is, anymore.

Whenever I pull one out in the boat, people are clueless. Which helps.

Because they believe me when I tell them it's painless.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Ner+o)

206 they started adding some really sharp tang "

Orange flavor?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (7LY+6)

207 It's only a matter of time for Obama and Hillary. They set off a nuke in their own back yard hoping it would wipe out everyone but them. I backfired in spectacular fashion. Now they are squirming like having diarrhea while stuck in traffic. Good

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (pBbc6)

208 I just hung a pine tree car freshener around my neck. We were poor.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (r9UYA)

209 I say 'I do not recollect' is the money answer to all questions poised by FBI Hillary Thugs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (YV+SU)

210 i was a receptionist, and when guys came in i could tell who it was before i looked up.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (eXISS)

211 Skin Bracer Original by Mennen.

Wait, I still use that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (gC2IV)

212
All Mueller's team has been doing since the start is compiling that list


List <> Indictments.

Trump FTW.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (FhXTo)

213 Sandalwood

Posted by: 007 at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (QLvwG)

214 199. #4711 - cologne so good, Fritz gave it to U boat crews by the litre to cover the funk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (fA1SL)

215 I just hung a pine tree car freshener around my neck. We were poor. "

You had necks? Lucky...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 02:08 PM (7LY+6)

216 [ ]Hai Karate


[ ] Aqua Velva




[ ] Aqua Velva Musk
[ ] A Used Urinal Cake

.

Now this just became a competition!!!!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (jjaLl)

IT'S ON NOW, FUCKERS!

Posted by: Windsong at January 16, 2018 02:08 PM (FI+Kh)

217 210 i was a receptionist, and when guys came in i could tell who it was before i looked up.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (eXISS)

+++

This is seriously true.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 02:09 PM (tcwn1)

218 >>205 >>...and a styptic pencil.

People have no idea what this is, anymore. Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Ner+o)

The styptic pencil is kept next to the little glass vial of mercurochrome (the Zod household preferred G.I.M.P. brand, "used by the New York Giants Professional Football Team").

Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

219 Hahaha ...

'Your Windsong stays on my mind.'

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:09 PM (Ner+o)

220 Nobody remember "Bod Man" from the mid-late 90s?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (CMbMd)

221 Have you brought the papers that Clinton-man gave you? Every Manning, woman, and mutant shall know the truth about de-evolution.

We're pinheads now. We are not whole. We're pinheads all. Hocko Jomo.

Are we not GOP?
(we are RINOs)
Are we not GOP?
(R-I-N-O)

Posted by: DEVO at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (/qEW2)

222 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil? Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (YV+SU)

223 177 @127

He got drunk and talked to a gossip reporter.

His loose lips got him fired and now subpoenaed with the possibility of being indicted based on the corruption of Muellers team and how they want to put the screws to people to get them to flip.

So the boy isnt too bright.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (tKcs9)

I believe the gossip reporter. Lulz.

Who was the genius who have the gossip reporter access to the White House i wonder. The entire situation is much more complicated and probably scripted than you think.

why believe anything that comes out of the lying liars mouths.

Oh, I see your agenda. Bannon is a nationalist and that is bad. He must be destroyed.

While Obama voters/Dims/globalists: Kelly, McMasters, Mattis, and Javanka isolate and control POTUS Trump.

You run with that football starbuck. Take it to the house.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (g4lFK)

224 Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.
Posted by: Zod


aka, monkey blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (Hr+ZL)

225 >>Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.

Mom used Windex. Again, poor.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (r9UYA)

226 Polo

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (QLvwG)

227 "Are you now, or have you ever been, sloppy?"

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (kHEFL)

228 Mom used Windex. Again, poor.
Posted by: Under Fire



You're greek?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Hr+ZL)

229 The Ocean!

Posted by: Kramer at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Ner+o)

230 oops...the drakkar noir dudes

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (eXISS)

231 222. Why would anyone use that when Pinaud had its Quinine Hair Tonic?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (fA1SL)

232 [ X ] Old Spice (dads everywhere had it)


Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (PbH71)


Dads still do. DH put shaving cream on the boy's face, use the back of the razor to scrape it off, and then dabbed on a bit of Old Spice. I swear the kid was in heaven.

Dads can be pretty cool, even if they are old school.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (7UW64)

233 >>222 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil?

Or Brylcreem.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (r9UYA)

234 197 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?


he sold me some Dingo boots

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (nFwvY)

235 [X] Creme de Sum Yung Ghai... it's Oriental!

Posted by: shep at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (QCX64)

236 I did Lilac Vegetal for awhile. The girls liked it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (YV+SU)

237 The Ocean!

Posted by: Kramer at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Ner+o)

That was more like the East River, you freak!

Posted by: Neuman at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (QLvwG)

238 209 I say 'I do not recollect' is the money answer to all questions poised by FBI Hillary Thugs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (YV+SU)

DEMOSCRUNT: Mr. Bannon, you've said "I do not recollect" 57 times. Is there ANYTHING you remember?

MR. BANNON: I recall that it's happy hour in the Canary Islands, asshole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

239 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god that was painful stuff. "you want me to show you something to take your mind of that pain?"

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (oAlzZ)

240 226
Polo

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (QLvwG)

Paolo

Posted by: Preppy frat girls at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (PbH71)

241 224 Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.
Posted by: Zod


aka, monkey blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (Hr+ZL)


My dad still has a bottle of that crap.

I'm fairly sure its potency died about 40 years ago.

It is still just as nasty looking, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (7UW64)

242 'Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't.'


Makes it easier to light?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (EyPfd)

243 Or Brylcreem.
Posted by: Under Fire



A little dab'll do ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (Hr+ZL)

244 My father slatered Mercurochrome all over his foot after he'd use pliers to rip out his ingrown toenails.

And though he didn't use Vitalis oil, he DID use Vitalis hair spray.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (CMbMd)

245 Somebody here last week said that they don't make Vitalis anymore.


Walmart still has it on the shelves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (EyPfd)

246 Had to really douse the Polo on to be aromatic through the 3 Izod shirts with popped collars.

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (QLvwG)

247 Castor Oil. Yuck.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (gs8be)

248 My Dad had a bottle of Grecian Formula in his cabinet. I'm not sure he ever used it cuz I never saw him buy another bottle, but it was there basically my entire life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (YV+SU)

249 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil?

Or Brylcreem.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (r9UYA)


Yes to both. There were a lot of people who claimed Vitalis made their hair fall out. It had a very high wood alcohol content.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (y7DUB)

250 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god that was painful stuff. "you want me to show you something to take your mind of that pain?"
Posted by: rammajamma


Amazon. Where else?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (Hr+ZL)

251 >>239 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god that was painful stuff. "Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (oAlzZ)

Apparently the FDA stopped distribution of it in 1998; several other nations followed.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

252 I used Brylcreem or Wildroot back in the day.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (nBr1j)

253

Mueller is looking for "enemies" or highly partisan hacks to try to find dirt on Trump and his family.

It's unbelievable. He calculated wrong this time on Bannon.

Who will they bring in next?

Hey, here's a thought, Hillary, Bill, Obama, Holder, Rice, Powers, Pelosi and Reid under oath?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (fceHP)

254 Somebody here last week said that they don't make Vitalis anymore.


Walmart still has it on the shelves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Doesn't mean they still make it. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (Hr+ZL)

255 >>>It had a very high wood alcohol content.


Sure did!

*Hic!*

*Shart*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (jjaLl)

256 Amazon

Mercurucrome...

And look at the bottom of the page.
Merthiolate as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (EyPfd)

257 With a double crown I was particular to Traino. It was the spackle of hair care.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (YV+SU)

258 167 >> "Not a Bannon shill, but he is far from stupid."--

Posted by: Monk

I agree. Bannon can be whip smart about politics, but his judgment is poor. Picking a very public fight with PDT would be Exhibit #1 in that regard.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (XZTOa)

View everything Trump and his close nationalist associates do through the lens of scripted WWE wrestling shoots and psychology. It will make things more clear and enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (g4lFK)

259
Hoppes No. 9

*drops mic*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (eXA4G)

260 INCOMING NOOK!!!

Posted by: Official Coconut at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (xBSm0)

261 The link


http://tinyurl.com/ya3emecs

I'm a dumbass at times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (EyPfd)

262 Somebody here last week said that they don't make Vitalis anymore.


Walmart still has it on the shelves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (EyPfd)
----------

Those two statements are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (kNasr)

263 'Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't."

I thought GwennethGoop was pimping the oiling of one's nether regions...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (7LY+6)

264 i like lagerfeld too.
i brought back a bottle of that and vuarnets from paris for my dude

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (eXISS)

265 Hoppes No. 9

*drops mic*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



That's only for use around country girls. City girls have no clue.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (Hr+ZL)

266
I actually bought a bottle of English Leather a couple years ago on Amazon. Pretty close to the original, maybe milder.

Just for the nostalgia. To remember the days of hoping to get laid, just once before I died.

I don't wear after shave but I like to spin the wood top and take a sniff once in a while.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (2FqvZ)

267 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil? Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM


May I suggest Fur Oil? Celebrity tested and recommended.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru and coach at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (DMUuz)

268 Hey, here's a thought, Hillary, Bill, Obama, Holder, Rice, Powers, Pelosi and Reid under oath?
---------------------
Not far fetched at all. What better way to protect them from evil Trump and nonpartisan FBI and DOJ then have them under investigation with Mueller?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (YV+SU)

269 'Those two statements are not necessarily mutually exclusive. '

True Dat..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (EyPfd)

270 ..and a styptic pencil.
Posted by: Zod


A necessity for every young man when he starts shaving.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

271 I'm full of high wood content too!

Posted by: don lemon at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (QCX64)

272 I don't like Fop

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

273 Just for the nostalgia. To remember the days of hoping to get laid, just once before I died.
--------------------------
How long was that rubber in your wallet? Mine lasted from 7th grade till 10th grade.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (YV+SU)

274 When they stopped selling Menthol Noxzema Shaving Cream in the US, a friend of mine started having it shipped over from Greece for a while by relatives he had there.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (CMbMd)

275 That's only for use around country girls. City girls have no clue.

farmersonly.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:20 PM (EyPfd)

276 >>i like lagerfeld too.


We did a few installations for Lagerfeld when I was a kid. Mockup rooms for runway shows.

He used to send my father a YUGE bottle of that stuff, every Christmas.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:20 PM (Ner+o)

277 I am sure my daughters-in -law would consider me using monkey blood as abuse of my grandkids.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:20 PM (oAlzZ)

278 i like lagerfeld too.


Grey Flannel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:21 PM (Hr+ZL)

279 Bannon was the only member of the team who had a whiteboard of all of Trump's promises. Nobody else on Trumps team did this and they still havent. No Kelly, Nor MCMasters, Nor Mattis, Nor Javanka, Nor Pence, literally nobody but Bannon, his senior advisor.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/ 2017/05/03/ finally-know-steve-bannons-whiteboard-donald-trump-promises-voters/

It's silly to believe the narrative that Bannon is on Trump's shitlist in real life.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:21 PM (g4lFK)

280 Dads? My 20 something sons use Old Spice deordants and shaving creams. Their favorite was "Tsunami" until they discontinued it after Bangladesh. They like another one now. The ads are awesome.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (eO5CB)

281 View everything Trump and his close nationalist associates do through the lens of scripted WWE wrestling shoots and psychology. It will make things more clear and enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (g4lFK)


Trump is not an ideologist. Trump is a nationalist, pragmatic, economically conservative, businessman. View his actions through that filter and it becomes clearer. Economic growth, foreign quiet, social stability - all are good for business and good for America.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

282 Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya!

old commercial on utube:

https://tinyurl.com/p9joq4d

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (AMIL/)

283 277. Yunnan Baiyao - it's like the Chinese version of mercurochrome, except it's a powder. It works - combination styptic and antibiotic - burns like hell, smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

284 > "233
>>Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil?

Or Brylcreem?"

No, but your question reminds me that every time I see a post here by "Uncle Palpatine" my mind reads it as "Uncle Brilliantine."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:23 PM (XZTOa)

285 All the designers came out with their brand - YSL, Lagerfeld, Tommy H., Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 02:23 PM (QLvwG)

286 Mueller is looking for "enemies" or highly partisan hacks to try to find dirt on Trump and his family.

It's unbelievable. He calculated wrong this time on Bannon.

Who will they bring in next?


========

This makes sense. He's giving off signs of desperation. Remember that story a few weeks ago about Ivanka? She merely said *hello* to the attorney leaving the meeting, and Mueller wants to investigate that as well.

JackStraw may be right about Sessions, but as to Mueller being kind of neutral... I'm not that sure.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:23 PM (/qEW2)

287 There is no nood just a failure of the nood warning system due to a moron located in the Hawaiian governor's office.

Posted by: DHS at January 16, 2018 02:24 PM (QCX64)

288 284. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE UNCLE PALPATINE SORTA RHYMES WITH BRYLCREME, AND UNCLE PALPATINE IS BALD AS A CUE BALL.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:24 PM (fA1SL)

289 I'm mostly amazed at anyone on the not-left giving the time of day to leftists. My default position for them is "fuck off."

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:25 PM (eO5CB)

290 I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: Ulysses Everett McGill at January 16, 2018 02:25 PM (QLvwG)

291 Yunnan Baiyao - it's like the Chinese version of mercurochrome, except it's a powder


omg, I just remembered Tiger Balm.

If you were a track guy with a pulled muscle you'd put that on, but only if it really really hurt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:25 PM (fuK7c)

292 I like to spin the wood top and take a sniff once in a while.
-----
Me Too!

Posted by: anderson at January 16, 2018 02:26 PM (QCX64)

293 239 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god
that was painful stuff. "Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:13
PM (oAlzZ)



Apparently the FDA stopped distribution of it in 1998; several other nations followed.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

You can still buy it online.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 02:26 PM (geAkB)

294 Bannon is running around taking the heat playing the role of the heel to appease establishment GOPe and Dims so Trump can get shit done and the RNC can raise money and so republicans can maximize how well they do in 2018.

Bannon is planting seeds everywhere that Trump trusts him to do including on an international level. The beauty is of he gets caught in trouble, Trump doesn't take the heat.

Do y'all even Dark Knight or watch Pro Wrestling?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (g4lFK)

295 This is when I am grateful for LIVs. They will just see the stock market, expanded job market, no more ISIS and general overall positivity resulting from these things.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (2DOZq)

296 I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome. My dad had spent WWII in the south pacific. He was rabid about disinfection and keeping one's feet dry. Old habits die hard.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (eO5CB)

297 280 Dads? My 20 something sons use Old Spice deordants and shaving creams. Their favorite was "Tsunami" until they discontinued it after Bangladesh. They like another one now. The ads are awesome.
Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (eO5CB)

-------

Old Spice Swagger for the win.

I put that on and the women are crawling all over me begging to have sex with them.

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2018 02:28 PM (5VXWO)

298 May I suggest Fur Oil? Celebrity tested and recommended.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru and coach at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (DMUuz)



Yo, beotch! Stop invading my turf. That's my territory. Although if you warm up your hands a little bit, I'd have no objection to you invading my territory ... just a little bit... oh! oh!

Posted by: Emma Watson at January 16, 2018 02:28 PM (/qEW2)

299 smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.
-----
Rhino horn?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 02:28 PM (QCX64)

300 How long was that rubber in your wallet? Mine lasted from 7th grade till 10th grade.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (YV+SU)


In my youth I had zero confidence I was going to get laid. Never bought one until I was in my 30's -- just for the experience. It was pretty lame.

It actually broke after a minute or so. Then it felt pretty good again.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (2FqvZ)

301 So the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill
i.e. one with no other issues associated with it.

but they are demanding it is attached to a budget bill which presumably has NOTHING to do with immigration.

Does the cognitive dissonance keep them awake at night ?

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (KvRqW)

302 >> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.


Powdered Tiger penis?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (Ner+o)

303 just saw HA's silly little article about New California. Until some New Californians get up the nerve to start sending some truck bombs to Sacramento, there ain't gonna be any "new california". You gotta do some serious things if you want to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (k1TUh)

304 Essence of the Gods.

Posted by: Patchouli Oil at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (r9UYA)

305 >> the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill


Then try winning some elections next time.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:30 PM (Ner+o)

306
>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.



Ginseng and gunpowder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 02:30 PM (QLvwG)

307 281 View everything Trump and his close nationalist associates do through the lens of scripted WWE wrestling shoots and psychology. It will make things more clear and enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (g4lFK)


Trump is not an ideologist. Trump is a nationalist, pragmatic, economically conservative, businessman. View his actions through that filter and it becomes clearer. Economic growth, foreign quiet, social stability - all are good for business and good for America.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

Completely agree. Also you just described Bannon.

Guess who doesn't fit that description. Kelly, McMasters, Mattis, and Javanka. The ones who work 24/7/365 to isolate and control Trump.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (g4lFK)

308 >>296 I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome.Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (eO5CB)

Edited to read: Everyone everywhere used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

309 Why any politician or anyone talks to a book writer or reporter when they are till active is beyond me, especially since they mostly all hate us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (5y11N)

310 306
>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.
Ginseng and gunpowder?

Rhino Horn!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (k1TUh)

311 'Does the cognitive dissonance keep them awake at night ?'

No
It's their natural stage.

Like do fish know they are wet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (EyPfd)

312
248 My Dad had a bottle of Grecian Formula in his cabinet. I'm not sure he ever used it cuz I never saw him buy another bottle, but it was there basically my entire life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (YV+SU)

How was that stuff supposed to work? It was a dye but not a dye?

My cousin had this Queen Helena face mask stuff to dry out her blackheads. It was like green clay. She must have looked lovely with it on. I've never see it anywhere else but their medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (ZM2xo)

313 >>>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.

Pickled fish heads?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (r9UYA)

314 306. Yep. With a sorta camphor undernote. There's no telling what's in it - secret patent recipe. But it does work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

315 http://bit.ly/2DE0uVP

Wonder if Corey Imanginary Butt Buddy was crying too?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (y3aQB)

316 Dong tea ready! Who had dong tea order?

Posted by: chinese pharmacist at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (QCX64)

317 313. It's called nom plah, and it's a Vietnamese condiment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

318 Brylcreem?

I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (xQfPr)

319 Do traditional Chinese doctors now lace their Rhino Horn with Viagra?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:33 PM (YV+SU)

320 the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill

--

They need to be told they'll get the same accommodations that Obama gave the R's during O-care.

I just turned Rush off. My gawd, the audio clips alone, ending with Cory Booker, made me want to blow my brains out.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

321 > @288

My condolences.

What you're missing out on by not being able to use Brilliantine Hair Pomade:

https://tinyurl.com/yam7jwdw

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:33 PM (XZTOa)

322 >>a 'clean' dreamer

No such thing.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (r9UYA)

323 Anybody figure out what a "jomo" is yet?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

324 Dong tea ready! Who had dong tea order?
========

Here!

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (vg8iE)

325 My cousin had this Queen Helena face mask stuff to dry out her blackheads. It was like green clay. She must have looked lovely with it on. I've never see it anywhere else but their medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (ZM2xo)


Queen Helene is still around and still works, and is a great deal for the money. I use it, once a week, like clockwork.

Anybody with even slightly sensitive skin that gets gunky should use it. Much cheaper and better than all those pricey "systems".

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (7UW64)

326 >> the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill


Then try winning some elections next time.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:30 PM (Ner+o)


They're kind of stuck here. According to that memo they need *all of the stuff - DACA, visa lottery, chain migration, and lax enforcement to remain viable, and if they have to trade one or two things to get DACA passed as legislation and not an executive order they damage themselves and cheese off their base.

They have to hope that district judge is upheld on appeal, and that they can hold off doing anything else until past November. If not, well, then they're hosed.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

327 So Bannon will claim Executive privilege?
What will he do in front of Mueller? Besides shut the fuck up?

Posted by: Iblis at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (9221z)

328 >>317 313. It's called nom plah, and it's a Vietnamese condiment. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

Drink nom plah, number ten penalty play.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

329 Like do fish know they are wet?


I had this conversation with a short girl just the other day. What does wet mean? If you're still underwater are you wet, or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (fuK7c)

330 >>They need to be told they'll get the same accommodations that Obama gave the R's during O-care.


Yep - 'I Won!' is so 2010.

Get with the times - 'You Lost!'.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (Ner+o)

331 >>What you're missing out on by not being able to use Brilliantine Hair Pomade:

That dude has some sheen goin' on.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (r9UYA)

332 They have until 5 March to do something for their Dreamers. After that, the axe will fall.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (YV+SU)

333 329. Particle man, Particle man.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (fA1SL)

334 >>323 Anybody figure out what a "jomo" is yet?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

I'm guessing he meant to say "jamokes," but bungled it (or 'jomo' is a hobo variant of same).

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

335 Drakkar - I think where I grew up you had to have a 80 Trans Am with a T-top as a prerequisite.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (avagT)

336 >>They have until 5 March to do something for their Dreamers. After that, the axe will fall.


Who Will Thatch Our Lawns!?

Posted by: Democrats at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (Ner+o)

337 >>>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.

Pickled fish heads?

--

Has anybody been watching the "reality" show called Better Late Than Never? William Shatner, George Foreman, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw and some young guy. The first season they traveled to Thailand, Tokyo, Hong Kong and, I think, the Phillipines. The food they were introduced to was the stuff out of nightmares. Very funny, though!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

338 *wanders in*

Soooo, with all this stuff about Dreamers, I cannot help but have this brought to mind.

https://youtu.be/xZKuzwPOefs


*bounds off innocently*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

339 328. That scene from Apocalypse Now - Harrison Ford passes a prawn dish, 'Eat this and you'll never have to prove your courage in any other way.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (fA1SL)

340 >>>I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome

i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet.

i was always envious of the bactine instead kids

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (eXISS)

341 You got to believe Trump wants the Dems to shut down Congress for Dreamers bad. Let's see if they are that stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)

342 323 Anybody figure out what a "jomo" is yet?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

Leisure shoes made in Germany. Seriously.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (g4lFK)

343 240 226
Polo

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (QLvwG)

Paolo

Posted by: Preppy frat girls at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (PbH71)

No, that's Chad. Paolo bangs the married ones.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

344
My dad still has a bottle of that crap.

I'm fairly sure its potency died about 40 years ago.

It is still just as nasty looking, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (7UW64)

Don't be so sure. Back in the '90's a yuge wasp flew into my room at night and I ran down to my old landlady's kitchen for bug spray. I found a large rusting can of spray and it said on it special 10 Cents, which meant it probably dated from the Eisenhower administration. I sprayed the wasp with it and it dropped like an anvil.

They built things to last then. Like bug spray with DDT.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (ZM2xo)

345 Get ready for all the pussy-hat parades this weekend...
I'm sure it'll be wall-wall coverage for the MSM.

It will give them cover to avoid any reporting on the March for Life on the 19th
(which is probably by design)


Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (KvRqW)

346 the problem with having a bulldog mouth is that most folks only have a puppy dog ass to cover what they said...

we shall see where Sloppy Steve shakes out at. telling Congress to FOAD is a good start, but he has only his sorry ass to blame for being in this predicament to begin with.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (f3F1i)

347 I had this conversation with a short girl just the other day. What does wet mean? If you're still underwater are you wet, or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?
Posted by: Bandersnatch



A short girl is short regardless if she's in the water or not.
Oh. Ohhhhhhh.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Hr+ZL)

348 Who Will Thatch Our Lawns!?

Posted by: Democrats at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (Ner+o)


I will.


Think about it.

Posted by: Pualo at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (jjaLl)

349 >>Drakkar - I think where I grew up you had to have a 80 Trans Am with a T-top as a prerequisite.


Girbauds.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Ner+o)

350 I'm sure it'll be wail-wail coverage for the MSM.

---
#FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (f3F1i)

351 >>340 >>>I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet. i was always envious of the bactine instead kids Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (eXISS)

Zod Sr.: Mercurochrome
Grandpa Zod: rubbin' alcohol.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

352 'or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?'

*As she just bounded off innocently*


Wet would be like in a tee shirt.
On a trampoline.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (EyPfd)

353 They have until 5 March to do something for their Dreamers. After that, the axe will fall.

My understanding is that Trump is not 'doing' anything.
In that he is merely allowing the previous DACA orders to expire / sunset.

The D stands for 'deferred'..... well, time's up !!

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (KvRqW)

354 Nood - Jersey eye pisser

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (fA1SL)

355 351 >>340 >>>I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet. i was always envious of the bactine instead kids Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (eXISS)

Zod Sr.: Mercurochrome
Grandpa Zod: rubbin' alcohol.
Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

I fell off a bike once and got some good road rash on my arm. Only disinfectant I had handy was rubbing alcohol. Poured some on there. Wooo-eeee that stung!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

356 331 >"What you're missing out on by not being able to use Brilliantine Hair Pomade:"


.>> "That dude has some sheen goin' on."

Actually, his hair looks highly flammable.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (XZTOa)

357 nood

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

358 The tangents of these threads are so bizarre. Now it's stratification layers in ancient medicine cabinets.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (/qEW2)

359 Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen has confirmed, under oath, that Trump did not say shithole.

Looks like Dick Durbin decided to throw the word in there & lie about the WH meeting. After all, he knew the MSM would love it & run with it.

And they did.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (y3aQB)

360 >>I used to hide injuries

We do all the time.

Posted by: Girlfriends and Wives of The NFL at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)

361 I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet

--

Any dark bottle coming out of our medicine cabinet that had a glass dropper was sure indication it was gonna hurt.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

362 I had this conversation with a short girl just the other day. What does wet mean? If you're still underwater are you wet, or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

You have to decide whether "wet" is a relative measure. Wet relative to immersion? Wet implying a certain measure of moisture? Is wet a continuum?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

363
341 You got to believe Trump wants the Dems to shut down Congress for Dreamers bad. Let's see if they are that stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)

Well, the GOPe nancy boys are already wringing their hands on Fox and saying "Wah, we always get blamed for shutdowns! So it can't happen again!"

Yeah, let's give the Dems DACA 'cause otherwise the government will shut down and everyone will call us mean! There's no way to turn that meme around!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (ZM2xo)

364 Implying that Don jr. Is a Nazi or something. Walking the Jomos up to meet Trump.

He was trolling Wolff because Wolff is a lying idiot. SHE's and Marxists have zero sense of humor and are easy to bait.

It was suppose to be off the record. Wolff Lord and is trash.


Who have Wolff access to the White House because that's dumb/ S. Gorka

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (g4lFK)

365 Don't be so sure. Back in the '90's a yuge wasp flew into my room at night and I ran down to my old landlady's kitchen for bug spray. I found a large rusting can of spray and it said on it special 10 Cents, which meant it probably dated from the Eisenhower administration.


I sprayed the wasp with it and it dropped like an anvil.

They built things to last then. Like bug spray with DDT.
Posted by: Donna and V


Brake cleaner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (Hr+ZL)

366 SJWs not SHE's. Stupid auto corrupt.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (g4lFK)

367 My dad used "Butch Wax," so, that's what I used, until surfer hair was the goal in the mid 60s. Dad kept using it, though.

Posted by: zombie Tab Hunter at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (fSf/G)

368 I'm all wet.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (5U/Tz)

369 Mueller is what happens to kids that ate lead paint.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (5U/Tz)

370 We have delusional, crazy people from the press now assessing the mental health and fitness of our president.

Maybe next week can have felons commenting on the fairness and legal basis of our laws.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (/Jz/Z)

371 Ha! Trump threw Acosta out of the Oval Office.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (/Jz/Z)

Jeff Flake: Trump Is Kind of Like Josef Stalin in Banning Press Freedoms

A strong conservative voice, other strong conservative voices tell us.

Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz., said Sunday he would compare President Trump to Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin when it comes to press freedom in a series of speeches he plans to make this week.

Flake argued that Trump was using the same tactics that Stalin did to de-legitimize the press.


"When you reflexively refer to the press as the 'enemy of the people' or 'fake news,' that has real damage. It has real damage to our standing in the world. And I noted how — how bad it is for a president to take [the phrase that] was popularized by Joseph Stalin, 'the enemy of the people,' to refer to the press," Flake, one of Trump's most persistent Republican critics, told ABC News Sunday.

In an excerpt of the planned speech, Flake said, "It bears noting that so fraught with malice was the phrase 'enemy of the people' that even Nikita Khrushchev [Stalin's successor as leader of the Soviet Union] forbade its use. And of course, the president has it precisely backward. Despotism is the enemy of the people, the free press is the despot's enemy."

What a c***.

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM




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1 Flake gonna Flake

Posted by: GregV61 at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (FLpne)

2 If Trump was Stalin Flake would be in a ditch face-down.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (hLRSq)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (xQfPr)

4 So when did the press assume this position of 'beyond reproach'? When did criticism become suppression?

Posted by: GregV61 at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (FLpne)

5


Where is that robot from Texas, Cornyn, to say this is not supporting the Republicans and all that bullshit.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (AASEZ)

6 Well, if calling a liar a.... liar is problematic, then what shall we call Mr. Flake?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (7UW64)

7 What a cuck.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (BiLU+)

8 Ah yes. "Our standing in the world."

I have a question. If our standing in the world is so bad, why do so many people try to come here illegally? Don't they realize how terrible the US is?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (KUaJL)

9 I guess that answers THAT question.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (7UW64)

10 The guy's an idiot but at least he didn't go to the default Hitler comparison.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (nBr1j)

11 Isn't he resigning because he knows he can't get reelected in his own state?

Even with the huge incumbency bonus?

Posted by: Parker at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (ZfzDM)

12 Despotism is the enemy of the people, the free press is the despot's enemy."


Or the despot's handmaiden.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (dSqvH)

13 Why hasn't this guy resigned yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (WbIyz)

14 And by "R" you mean "Democrat running as a Republican," right?

/eyes rolling.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (aT+Bx)

15 Noticed that Flake tried to somewhat walk it back. Such a man of conviction.

Posted by: Ever at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (Uytaa)

16 And yet today he claims he never compared Trump to Stalin. The guy is a class A putz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)

17 The media should sue for libel, or slander, IANAL - that would show Trump.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (xQfPr)

18 So glad this asshole saw the writing on the wall and decided to step down.

Hopefully other Republican Senators will see where your career goes being a principled NeverTrumper, but I'm not holding my breath.

FWIW, I know a few people on Flake's staff and even before his announced retirement, "top people" were sick of his virtue signaling bullshit.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (lKmt3)

19 He's a darling of Morning Joe. He'll probably soon have a gig there as a "conservative" voice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

20 Where is that robot from Texas, Cornyn, to say this is not supporting the Republicans and all that bullshit.



Who cares?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (dSqvH)

21 If this was true, Flake would find him and his family in some gulag near the Arctic Circle, drilling oil in Alaska..

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (QGdDN)

22 If Flake thinks Trump is acting like Stalin, then I have to say Flake is an intellectual midget who knows nothing about history. How do these nitwits get elected?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

23 They still can't figure out how to deal with Trump.

While I had some serious misgivings about his *crudeness*, Trump has proven to be exactly what I think DC needed.

He has literally turned black into white and no one knows what to make of it or how to deal with it except to continually attack him and that only makes him stronger with his base.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (Qi4hc)

24 Flake: Calling out the press for their traitorous false news is equal to grabbing journalists in the middle of the night and shooting them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (7ZVPa)

25 Krushchev forbade it because by then you were talking about Pravda and Izvestia.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (2z74n)

26 compare Whom? Trump has yet to jail journalists like Dsousa, or bring charges on Rosen, Or hack journalists computers Like Attkinson.. but Sure Flake Jeff, go right ahead and Compare administration that speaks of Progressives Journalism by boot Licking to Actual comparisons of journalism being threatened like the last administration

Nevermind About the Obscure Video guy tossed into Jail for A COVER for Benghazi..CLINTONS.

but you go on Flake! That ignored the last 9 years@!

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (t2Uf9)

27 25,937.39 +134.20 (+0.52%)

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (WbIyz)

28 He wears the "Dirty Nose" sign, fuck him.

Posted by: nip at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (ECLaL)

29 And I thought Ibsen popularized the phrase "enemy of the people." I guess that degree in theater was a total waste of time.

Posted by: Lee at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (63FgJ)

30 And yet today he claims he never compared Trump to Stalin. The guy is a class A putz.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



The chutzpah!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (dSqvH)

31 I'm fairly certain this was addressed by St. Paul about 2000 years ago. Truth and falsehood, calling black white and white black, good evil and evil good, and all that jazz.

We can no longer call a s***hole a s***hole, nor a liar (the press) a liar, nor a loser a loser.

From whence come these people who feel free to call the truth a lie and a lie the truth? Oh, yeah, from the father of all lies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (7UW64)

32 Stalin did not criticize the press in the Soviet Union. He was the Press. Dumbass.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (2DOZq)

33 Lord love him, he's just not that bright.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (WbIyz)

34 If Trump was Stalin, Flake, McStain and Kristol would be chopping the ice in their toilets to take a crap in their Gulag huts in Alaska.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (gbWkA)

35 What a fucking retard. If President Trump was remotely Stalinesque, Jim Acosta and a whole bunch of other MFM dickheads would have been black-bagged and cooling their heels in Camp X-Ray instead of showing their stupid ignorant asses every day on TV and Twitter.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

36 People disappear everyday, especially in states that border Mexico.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (g4lFK)

37 These assholes are lucky that Trump isn't really Stalin...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (LiyEm)

38 *Sighs* When you've already used Literally Hitler and Worse Than Stalin where do you go next? Worse than HitlerStalin? Attila the Don? Maybe these guys should shut up until their periods are over.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

39 Speaking truth to power, the media complex including the tech media is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (oAlzZ)

40 "When you reflexively refer to the press as the 'enemy of the people' or 'fake news,' that has real damage. It has real damage to our standing in the world." -- Jeff Flake

"If you see fraud and don't shout FRAUD, you are a fraud." -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (BiLU+)

41 If only because I wouldn't mind an airbrushing of history to erase the presence of Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (QGdDN)

42 The Dow is about to hit 26,000, economy is on an upswing bigly, oil production is at the biggest high since 1970, black employment is up for the first time in eight years....

....but Trump supposedly said "shithole," which CNN said 195 times on Friday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

43 21 If this was true, Flake would find him and his family in some gulag near the Arctic Circle, drilling oil in Alaska..

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (QGdDN)


Don't you f'in dare send that asshole up here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (7UW64)

44 What a fooking loser. The sooner his miserable ass is gone from the Senate the better. Good luck with that 2020 presidential run, Dumbass!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (2sCft)

45 What a miserable human being.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (zRZaJ)

46


Dude has such a blank look on his face...he's got some skeletons.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AASEZ)

47 how Dare Trump Point out Journalistic malfeasance!

because all America wants is Journalists telling them All they need to Know. Not what they should Know but what is allowed@!

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (t2Uf9)

48 maybe Arizona will bless us with Gabby Giffords or her astronut husband once this example of their deep pool retires

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (0SEK8)

49 Flake's always got a look on his face like a dick was just shoved up his ass.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (jjaLl)

50 I think it was Josef Stalin who first started calling Haiti a shithole, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (2z74n)

51 So Stalin is bad now? Don't hear much about that guy considering he offed 25 million.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (E3Oe1)

52 Forget this asshole being a hood ornament on lord humungus's car. He needs to be a push bumper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (aMlLZ)

53 When you've already used Literally Hitler and Worse Than Stalin where do you go next?

--

In terms of body count, the only higher number is Chairman Mao, but he is still a hero to them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (7ZVPa)

54 10 The guy's an idiot but at least he didn't go to the default Hitler comparison.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (nBr1j)

Because he's a Republican and loves Hitler.

/s

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (7HtZB)

55 I approve of this message.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (gs8be)

56 All of those Sam's Clubs that will be closing down soon will reopen as FEMA camps, where Drumph will be sending those who dare Speak Truth to Power.

This is not merely a rumor, I read it on the internet.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

57 34 If Trump was Stalin, Flake, McStain and Kristol would be chopping the ice in their toilets to take a crap in their Gulag huts in Alaska.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (gbWkA)

Hey!

Alaska has exactly NO gulags. Wasilla notwithstanding.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (7UW64)

58
maybe Arizona will bless us with Gabby Giffords or her astronut husband once this example of their deep pool retires

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (0SEK


Oh, jeebus. Don't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

59 Arizona is a big state. Lots of square miles for a search party to cover when people vanish without a trace.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (g4lFK)

60 As Shapiro pointed out, after comparing Trump to Stalin Flake hinted he may challenge Trump in the 2020 primary.

Is there a dimension where national Republicans would support this guy? I can't see Flake getting anywhere even if Trump somehow self-destructs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (h2Bdk)

61 That was the main problem with Stalin. How he silenced the press.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (E3Oe1)

62 Correct me if I'm wrong but Stalin didn't seem to like the idea of a media that criticized him at all. Like to the point of not allowing it.

Seems a bit different than the current scenario.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

63 These assholes are lucky that Trump isn't really Stalin...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (LiyEm)


yet part of me wishes he was.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (aMlLZ)

64 This BS gets me so angry.

All Trump is doing is calling out the lying tyrannical shitheads in the media for being lying tyrannical shitheads.

Did Trump spy on journalists like the would be god-king Obama? Where were these voices when Obama was constantly deriding and chiding any opposing voice, be it Fox News or the radio, just for having a different point of view? Does Trump actively and covertly try to silence opposing voices and get them kicked off the air, like Obama and his minions?

No he does not.

This level of projection and lies is blood boiling.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (72PAC)

65 61 That was the main problem with Stalin. How he silenced the press.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (E3Oe1)

That and his undignified comments on Twitter.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (KUaJL)

66 Hmmm. Four letter word starting with "c." Culo?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

67 What is name of the law when you invoke Stalin's name in an argument. If there is not one, we need to coin it Flakes Law.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

68 Our hearts go out to the Flake family and we join them in praying that Jeff will soon be found safe and healthy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (WbIyz)

69 >>>>What a fooking loser. The sooner his miserable ass is gone from the
Senate the better. Good luck with that 2020 presidential run, Dumbass!!
.
.
.He already gave up on that. I think someone told him the truth that he wouldn't even win the Primary in his State.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (Qi4hc)

70 unfortunately for Flake's argument, the MSM is nearly as low in approval/trust ratings as congress.

We are all "the press" now, while the old press are now just prostitutes for the globalists. Citizen journalism for the win ... now with more energy efficiency.

(no trees were killed in the writing of this post)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (otAqJ)

71 Correct me if I'm wrong but Stalin didn't seem to like the idea of a media that criticized him at all. Like to the point of not allowing it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

You mean like Obama.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (aMlLZ)

72 Flake is not to well educated on Stalin then. Stalin loved the press because he owned the press.

Yeah punchable face and a true dumbfuck.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (3BFzK)

73 Why don't they just boot Jeff Flake out of the Republican Caucus?

He's a Democrat. Make him caucus with them.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (Ner+o)

74 Uh, wasn't it the media that started the term 'fake news?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

75
How do these nitwits get elected?
Posted by: IC


Bacon. Bringing it home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (IqV8l)

76 61 That was the main problem with Stalin. How he silenced the press.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (E3Oe1)

Absolutely! We demand freedom of the press!

Posted by: 1.2 million Zeks at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

77 Sit down and have some Polonium Tea, Mr. Flake.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (XMDuf)

78 Just like flaking metal means rust is eating away and destroying your pride and joy of a car.

A Flake in Congress is just as bad. Flake and Lindsay Graham should got get a room.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (WMkIl)

79 I give Flake's dumbass shithole comment comparing Trump to Stalin 867 millKohns.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (3BFzK)

80 74 Uh, wasn't it the media that started the term 'fake news?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

And then embraced that moniker like a schnauzer goes after schnitzengruben.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (7UW64)

81 What is shocking to me is that in the face of his success and the process of transforming political culture by Trump, these guys cling desperately to the old failed GOPe policies.

*kiss up to the press
*give up what you claim are your main goals to make friends with your enemies
*collapse and cave when accused, beg forgiveness, even when not wrong

This stuff is the politics of miserable failure. How many times do you have to see the plain fact that no matter how you act, people will claim you're a racist monster? After a certain point even the townspeople learned that the kid that cries wolf can safely be ignored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (39g3+)

82 What a c***.

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curt

cert

carp

cold

cyst???


Im not getting what you mean.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

83 When you've already used Literally Hitler and Worse Than Stalin where do you go next?



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In terms of body count, the only higher number is Chairman Mao, but he is still a hero to them.
--

I think there's only two real places they can go in terms of Trump:

1. Charles Manson clone
2. Satan. Just.. .Satan

Manson will be the next comparison I think, since IIRC correctly, Manson didn't kill anyone himself.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:38 PM (aT+Bx)

84 A Flake in Congress is just as bad. Flake and Lindsay Graham should got get a room.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:37 PM (WMkIl)


Did you have to put that image in our heads?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 12:38 PM (jjaLl)

85 If Trump were Stalin/Hitler/insane/stupid I would think the brilliant elite media and never Trumpers would have no challenge winning arguments.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:38 PM (nBr1j)

86 Flake is speaking truth to power with the firm conviction that his popularity among Arizonans is nearly 18 percent.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:38 PM (7ZVPa)

87 Scrunt

Oh by the way that scrunt Miss. Lindsey is on now acting like, well, a scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (5y11N)

88 clod

crap

carp

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (7UW64)

89 Nice of Lindsey Graham to be a condescending dick and negotiate for the Democrats during this hearing. In other words, just another day in the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)

90 I for one, want to know when the Trumpodomor begins in California and the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (XMDuf)

91 It is amazing how the Open Borders Crowd has now come full around and is focused on the Politics of Personal Destruction.

It's like they put all the memes into a blender without a top on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (V2Yro)

92 Hey flake, go fuck yourself. Where were you when Obama had that little group of assholes that formed the truth squad who threatened to prosecute anybody for telling untruths about their shit midas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (aMlLZ)

93 This is Flake News.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (7ZVPa)

94 SSBN 650 Gold Crew,

Okay, those two and McCain's tumor get a room.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (WMkIl)

95
If Trump were Stalin.... you sir....would be dirt napping.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

96 Why does this crackpot politician believe we need history lessons from him?

As a republican legislator, shouldn't he be supporting the president's policies?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)

97 Flake is a poster boy for repealing the 17th amendment.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (gbWkA)

98 "Trump trashes the 1st Amendment" seems to be a coordinated theme for this week.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (giT7q)

99 Flake is a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8aWIY)

100 I leave it to Ace and eh Horde to devise what a milliFlake can refer to.

I put forth a version of traitorous action.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (3BFzK)

101 They used to have to go to some random unknown guy on a couch on Twitter in his basement to find crazy shit said about Obama. They would then use that to brand the entire opposition as crazy.

Projection ain't just a river in Shitholistan.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (E3Oe1)

102 What's amazing to me is that a hired gun of the Left got lucky he did not take out the entire Republican Capital Hill softball team.

For this reason alone the GOPe is a bunch of cucks (not Rand Paul or Steve Scalise) for working with the Dims shitting on Trump.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (g4lFK)

103 I think there's only two real places they can go in terms of Trump:

1. Charles Manson clone
2. Satan. Just.. .Satan

Manson will be the next comparison I think, since IIRC correctly, Manson didn't kill anyone himself.
Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:38 PM (aT+Bx)

When Manson died, they did compare him to Trump, because they both used language. Not making it up.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

104
Flake and Graham????


Isnt that a Keebler cookie??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8XRCm)

105 That was the old Jeff Flake. The new Jeff Flake:

In a Monday afternoon appearance on CNN International, Flake, R-Ariz., backed off any suggestion that he was comparing Trump to Stalin, who was notorious for having political enemies killed or imprisoned in forced labor camps.

"I am in no way comparing President Trump to Joseph Stalin," Flake told host Christiane Amanpour.

http://bit.ly/2DaJ3va

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

106 In an excerpt of the planned speech, Flake said, "It bears noting that so fraught with malice was the phrase 'enemy of the people' that even Nikita Khrushchev [Stalin's successor as leader of the Soviet Union] forbade its use
========

I don't think that's why Khrushchev forbade its use.

"All the propaganda that's fit to print! Believe the lies, Comrade, because they would never lie to you!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (vg8iE)

107 Honestly, what the hell is he even talking about here? How is it these idjits get away with making these kind of dumbass statements when Trump has literally done nothing to hinder the free operation of the press. Yes, he's bitched about it. So has basically every president, ever. Hello, Former President Prissypants McPuttPutt was just this last week bitching about Fox News and the people that's watch it. No handwringing about fucking Stalin after those comments and all the other damn ones he made about press he didn't like over his reign of error. And, if you recall, the Obamandias regime actually did take steps to actively hinder the press, like spying on Sharyl Atkinson and trying to use lawfare against James Rosen and attempting to block FNC from access.

This is some bullshit and Flake's surname seems ever more appropriate every time he opens his asshole mouth.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (Ajsny)

108 Question: When referring to Sen. Flake as a "c***", does that end in "ck", "nt", or shall we embrance the power of "and".

Posted by: kevino at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (noq2N)

109 Hey flake, go fuck yourself. Where were you when
Obama had that little group of assholes that formed the truth squad who
threatened to prosecute anybody for telling untruths about their shit
midas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (aMlLZ)


I'd forgotten about Barry's little Truth Squad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

110 What a c***.

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curt

cert

carp

cold

cyst???


Im not getting what you mean.
Posted by: fixerupper


Cvnt. (Old roman spelling)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (dSqvH)

111 ANd media appologists on Fox yesterday...

Well.. he didn't really compare him to Stalin... and besides, you can't say bad things about the press... even though 'we are not perfect'... or its a fundamental attack on Democracy...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (NgKpN)

112 Flake is a fag.
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8aWIY)

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Bugger off. Flake is a weasel.

Posted by: Fag at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (giT7q)

113 Jeff Flake (18 percent approval rating)

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (7ZVPa)

114 Honestly, what the hell is he even talking about here? How is it these idjits get away with making these kind of dumbass statements when Trump has literally done nothing to hinder the free operation of the press. Yes, he's bitched about it. So has basically every president, ever. Hello, Former President Prissypants McPuttPutt was just this last week bitching about Fox News and the people that's watch it. No handwringing about fucking Stalin after those comments and all the other damn ones he made about press he didn't like over his reign of error. And, if you recall, the Obamandias regime actually did take steps to actively hinder the press, like spying on Sharyl Atkinson and trying to use lawfare against James Rosen and attempting to block FNC from access.
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They probably enjoyed Biden locking them in a closet that time. It gave them a chance to rape and molest each other. "Seven Minutes in Heaven."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (vg8iE)

115 How do these nitwits get elected?
Posted by: IC

Bacon. Bringing it home.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I think it's a little more tribal than that ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Elite Critic ... at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (AoK0a)

116 Cvnt. (Old roman spelling)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (dSqvH)

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I was being ironical.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

117
Flake certainly did get the appropriate name.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (S/hVx)

118 Some people have names that fully illustrate their character. "Dick" Durbin and Jeff "Flake" are just two of them.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (7uYFy)

119 I must have missed Lenin's USSR having a free press; and Stalin having to do something publicly about shutting down that oh-so free press. Asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (QCX64)

120 I'm not comparing Donald Trump to Stalin, I'm just saying that he went back in time and arranged to have somebody put an ice axe though Trotsky's skull. That's all.

Posted by: Jeff "Flake" Flake at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

121 Didn't Joe Biden lock a reporter in a closet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (nBr1j)

122 Fuck now Harris is pontificating...what a scrunt

Crap we're drowning in scrunts today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (5y11N)

123 People like Flake have ZERO credibility after 8 years of them not calling out Obama.

Goodbye and good riddance.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)

124 OCK

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (nQHw/)

125 What really gets me is how Democrats contended that the opposition to Obama was not political in nature but rather racist. And now they are claiming their own opposition to Trump is not political in nature but rather some moral high ground they found above his character.

Meanwhile both sets of opposition are political. These people were born with forked tongues.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (E3Oe1)

126 Flake certainly did get the appropriate name.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (S/hVx)

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Why? Is his middle name Dicksucker??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

127 Dude has such a blank look on his face...he's got some skeletons.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AASEZ)
.............

and opioids.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (HgMAr)

128 Flake is a fag.
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8aWIY)

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Bugger off. Flake is a weasel.
Posted by: Fag



HEY !!!!

Posted by: Weasel United for Justice against Monkeys ... at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (AoK0a)

129 >>Some people have names that fully illustrate their character. "Dick" Durbin and Jeff "Flake" are just two of them.

Donald Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (/tuJf)

130 Jeff Flake (18 percent approval rating)

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (7ZVPa)


And not standing for re-election. What a popular guy, voice of the people and all that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (QLvwG)

131 So they have moved away from the collusion and sexual predator meme and circled back to the Trump is a racist meme. They are running out of shit to throw at him I reckon.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (a0IVu)

132 I win.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (nQHw/)

133 How do these nitwits get elected?
Posted by: IC

Bacon. Bringing it home.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I think it's a little more tribal than that ...
Posted by: Adriane the Political Elite Critic ... at January 16, 2018 12:42 PM (AoK0a)

You can blame that commie Wilson and the 17th amendment

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (gbWkA)

134 Every sane person knows that you tie the press up and take them where you want them and no where else. That is freedom of the press!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (3BFzK)

135
The MSM deserves respect and status when it acts evenhandedly toward both ends of the political spectrum. They shouldn't expect to be respected for abandoning the last pretenses of objectivity, or squeeing like teenyboppers over Obama, or censoring stories embarrassing to Democrats, or ignoring those outside the bicoastal bubble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 12:45 PM (wjWfa)

136 well I'm sure Flake had great deals much like any Demoncrap selling out the country for filthy lucre.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 12:45 PM (t2Uf9)

137 Now the harris scrunt is quoting that bullshit fbi report that blames all violence on white supremsists...what a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 12:45 PM (5y11N)

138 I only want to see Flake's face on the side of milk cartons.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 12:45 PM (g4lFK)

139 I'd forgotten about Barry's little Truth Squad.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (ptqGC)



I haven't. the fact they those assholes didn't die in a hail of patriot gunfire told me we were fucked as a country. that was the single...thee most single example of banana republic I ever saw in the US.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (aMlLZ)

140 Lost on Jeff Flake is the irony that he would not be making speeches but would instead be pushing up daisies if Trump were truly like Josef Stalin.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (geAkB)

141 Didn't the media, working in consort with the Democrats, destroy the careers of a few people who had the temerity to ask their messiah a difficult question?
It was the left wing media that forced athletes to applaud Bruce Jenner when they gave him their idiotic hero award.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (nBr1j)

142 The other thing that rankles about people like Flake: when/if Trump misbehaves, break the law, whatever, how will we know?

When you have an MSM and DC screaming "SCANDAL!!!" every day, ranging from 'drinking too many diet cokes' to 'ensuring NK will bomb us in hours' how would they every be able to identify a legitimate concern about Trump?

We're all tuned out and reflexively reject their daily hyperbole.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (W+vEI)

143 They should make a conspiracy thriller, starring Donald Trump himself, called "Enemy of the Deep State", complete with machine guns blazing. Can you imagine the box office?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (/qEW2)

144 The search area includes five thousand square miles of the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (WbIyz)

145 Even to mention Stalin as a comparison to anything this administration is doing is unconscionable from someone supposedly in the same party as the President.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (2DOZq)

146 129 >>Some people have names that fully illustrate their character. "Dick" Durbin and Jeff "Flake" are just two of them.

Donald Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM (/tuJf)

Heh. My surname is pronounced the same as a word that means "slightly off" or "weird." It fits.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

147 From whence come these people who feel free to call the truth a lie and a lie the truth? Oh, yeah, from the father of all lies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (7UW64)
Wow! Good reminder that we are in a war of good vs. evil

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 16, 2018 12:47 PM (RHjCR)

148 Flake flunked flank.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 12:47 PM (QLvwG)

149 He did? When did that happen? What channel was it on? CSPAN II?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 12:47 PM (rdl6o)

150 Jeff Flake is practically illiterate, so someone else's version of Stalinist history is being expressed here. TheRickMiller perhaps?

Ah, who really cares in the end. This is noise, designed only to get free press mentions. If the economy continues to roll and, especially, minority employment numbers continue to do so well, no one will be able to beat the hated Trump. Anti-Trump forces would do far better focusing on electing people like Mittney to the Senate or even to the House, because there they can have a real impact in preventing good things for America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ylUqT)

151
The free American press was very fond of Stalin back in the 1930's

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (lKyWE)

152 I like Nielsen a lot. She takes no shit from any of these liberal assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)

153 . How many times do you have to see the plain fact that no matter how you act, people will claim you're a racist monster?
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They are not afraid of being called racist. They are lefties with an R after their name.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (E3Oe1)

154 The MSM deserves respect and status when it acts evenhandedly toward both ends of the political spectrum. They shouldn't expect to be respected for abandoning the last pretenses of objectivity, or squeeing like teenyboppers over Obama, or censoring stories embarrassing to Democrats, or ignoring those outside the bicoastal bubble.

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Anything other than respecting then just as if they were honest and believing them just as if they were telling the truth is bein just like Stalin, man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

155 I guess we can expect the Purge Trials to start soon.

I guess we can expect millions of Ukrainians to starve to death too.

Posted by: Molly at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (T0CBX)

156 and Haiti remains a shit-hole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (WbIyz)

157 Shibumi, Victor David Hanson brings up a name they haven't try to attach to Donal Trump yet - Benito Mussolini.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (WMkIl)

158 from someone supposedly in the same party as the President.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:46 PM (2DOZq) masks ripped off is interesting isn't it? i voted for McCain! and Romney, these were the stalwarts i was Offered by the 'party'

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (t2Uf9)

159 152
I like Nielsen a lot. She takes no shit from any of these liberal assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
What are you watching JackStraw? Is there a senate hearing?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (a0IVu)

160 Flake argued that Trump was using the same tactics that Stalin did to de-legitimize the press.

"When you reflexively refer to the press as the 'enemy of the people' or 'fake news..."



Except of course, when they are.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (0tfLf)

161 Obama spying on journalists and calling-out Fox News on a daily basis? Fine with SnowFlake
Hillary keeping journalists in a roped corral? Fine with SnowFlake

Trump calling liars liars? Literally Stalin.

Hard to believe this guy was once a Tea Party darling. All that sweet Chamber cash must have gotten to him

Posted by: DocJ at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NYS7S)

162 You guys need to give Flake a break.

He clearly just made a mistake in comparing Trump to Stalin. He meant to compare Trump to Hitler.

And he apologized for it like a good Mormon would.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (3BFzK)

163 100 I leave it to Ace and eh Horde to devise what a milliFlake can refer to.

I put forth a version of traitorous action.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (3BFzK)


A Cunt Hair?

Posted by: Buster Keyton at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (XT6Vl)

164 The MSM deserves respect and status when it acts evenhandedly toward both ends of the political spectrum. They shouldn't expect to be respected for abandoning the last pretenses of objectivity, or squeeing like teenyboppers over Obama, or censoring stories embarrassing to Democrats, or ignoring those outside the bicoastal bubble.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 12:45 PM (wjWfa)

A Professional even handed Free Press, is necessary in a Democracy.

An unprofessional biased Press, is a threat to a Democracy.

We crossed that Rubicon while Bill Clinton was Precedent.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NgKpN)

165 When Flake was in the State Senate he was really conservative. He ran for the US Senate as a conservative.

But when he got to DC he changed completely. He is now the second most hated man in AZ (outside of the state of Maricopa, anyway), after McCain.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (O9qtX)

166 "When you reflexively refer to the press as the 'enemy of the people' or 'fake news,' that has real damage."

No, what does real DAMAGE is when a media outright LIES.

THATS fucking DAMAGE you stupid arrogant shit head.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (pBbc6)

167 Is there anything written that it's wrong for a president to challenge the media for bias?
And, has been mentioned, the messiah didn't hesitate to do it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (nBr1j)

168 Flake is a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8aWIY)



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Bugger off. Flake is a weasel.

Posted by: Fag





HEY !!!!

Posted by: Weasel United for Justice against Monkeys ... at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM

Don't make us come over there and raid your refrigerator!

Posted by: Monkey what speaks for all monkeys at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (t41dG)

169 The hyperbole tells you the McCain gang knows its time is up.

Flakey Jeff never had a problem with Urkle having a problem with FoxNews.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (SzZnW)

170 This is where I am pissed at Cruz. Step up to the mic and reprimand Flake dammit. If not, you're just another Senator in the boys club and not the people's Senator like you represent yourself.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (2DOZq)

171 Excellent! Hillary Clinton will never be president, and Haiti will always be a shithole!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (rdl6o)

172 157 Shibumi, Victor David Hanson brings up a name they haven't try to attach to Donal Trump yet - Benito Mussolini.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (WMkIl)

:Thinks of son-in-law joke, thinks better of it:

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

173 Didn't the media, working in consort with the Democrats, destroy the careers of a few people who had the temerity to ask their messiah a difficult question?



Joe the Plumber.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (Hr+ZL)

174 Flake recounts in his autobiography how he conspired with his family to help his family's ranch hands evade INS patrols.
He wrote of donning a hat and riding off on horseback to serve as a decoy for INS planes conducting surveillance.

His family's accumulated wealth is, at least in part, the result of their flouting Federal immigration laws.


Posted by: tdatsd at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (Pz27W)

175 Hard to believe this guy was once a Tea Party darling. All that sweet Chamber cash must have gotten to him
Posted by: DocJ at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NYS7S)

Good question... wonder what his net worth was before and after his stint in DC?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

176 I like Nielsen a lot. She takes no shit from any of these liberal assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
What are you watching JackStraw? Is there a senate hearing?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (a0IVu)

yes she is knocking it out of the ballyard and taking no shit

C-SPAN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (5y11N)

177 Trump should grow a moustache. The media frenzy would be awesome.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (nBr1j)

178 Sen Jeff Fake.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (lcQob)

179 let me know when Trump starts sending reporters off to the camps for 10 years of hard labor or just has them executed.

until then, GFY with the Stalin comparisons.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ep7aA)

180 This is where I am pissed at Cruz. Step up to the mic and reprimand Flake dammit. If not, you're just another Senator in the boys club and not the people's Senator like you represent yourself.
========

Thank you.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (vg8iE)

181 >>What are you watching JackStraw? Is there a senate hearing?

Yes. It's basically about DACA and shitholes. She is currently punching Kamala Harris in the baby maker.

She has done a really good job with Durbin and the other dishonest twats.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (/tuJf)

182 Okay, those two and McCain's tumor get a room.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:39 PM (WMkIl)


LOLOL!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (jjaLl)

183 174 Flake recounts in his autobiography how he conspired with his family to help his family's ranch hands evade INS patrols.
He wrote of donning a hat and riding off on horseback to serve as a decoy for INS planes conducting surveillance.

His family's accumulated wealth is, at least in part, the result of their flouting Federal immigration laws.


Posted by: tdatsd at January 16, 2018 12:50 PM (Pz27W)

So he admits to aiding and abetting Illegal Aliens to stay in the US?

Which is STILL a Felony????

how... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (NgKpN)

184 i used to be under the illusion that the press had to be paid off Like Stalins , than i thought they'd just do it idelogically for their team, Than i realized they will do it for Free or pay to play with the left.

because Hey why can't they have it all ways?

also fake news was a progressive Media deal, -until it wasn't.
I'd like to add how liv progressives totally understood the media was all BS until Obama..
now they lost their brains along with their minds.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (t2Uf9)

185 Flake is a Blue Dog, at best.

We've shifted so far left he's just caught up in an old name that doesn't apply anymore.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (gs8be)

186 The free American press was very fond of Stalin back in the 1930's

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (lKyWE)

============And in the 1940's.And in the 1950's.And in the 1960's.And in the 1970's.
And in the 1980's.And in the 1990's.And in the 2000's.
Yeah I know he was dead for much of that but they really, really loved them some Stalin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (3BFzK)

187 Cruz and Trump are natural allies but unfortunately they each played the asshole during the campaign. Trump with his bullshit allegations and Cruz with his notion that maybe Trump supporters deserve to get their asses beat.

It's hard to get over crap like that.

But I do recommend that they each DO get over that crap. 'Unite, Or Die.'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (6FqZa)

188 Trump should grow a moustache. The media frenzy would be awesome.


The full Rutherford B. Hayes would be even better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (WbIyz)

189 The press in the USA is a laughingstock.
They exist to comfort the comfortable and to oppress the powerless.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (w7KSn)

190 Stalin did not criticize the press in the Soviet Union. He was the Press. Dumbass.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (2DOZq)

By the time Stalin came to power in the Soviet Union, the press had long since been made a lapdog of the Party.

Pravda!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (sD2WN)

191 >>>What really gets me is how Democrats contended that the opposition to
Obama was not political in nature but rather racist. And now they are
claiming their own opposition to Trump is not political in nature but
rather some moral high ground they found above his character.

Meanwhile both sets of opposition are political. These people were born with forked tongues.
.
.
.Remember liberals are saying Trump is a racist so any opposition to him is anti-racist and is pretty much required by all democrats because Trump is a racist stalin loving hitler.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (Qi4hc)

192 McCain's Tumor is a slacker.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (Ner+o)

193 Flake's a Cake?

Cake boy?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (A3b6q)

194 He's Hitler AND Stalin???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

195 He wears the "Dirty Nose" sign, fuck him.

I think you mean "BROWN NOSE"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (y3aQB)

196
I wish people would quit conflating our Constitutional Republic with a Democracy.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (S/hVx)

197
168 Flake is a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8aWIY)



----------------------



Bugger off. Flake is a weasel.

Posted by: Fag





HEY !!!!

Posted by: Weasel United for Justice against Monkeys ... at January 16, 2018 12:44 PM

Don't make us come over there and raid your refrigerator!


Posted by: Monkey what speaks for all monkeys at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM



Well now you've done it. Someone flung poo and now its stuck to the inside of my screen.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (0tfLf)

198 When losing, the enemy will resort to all kinds of wild talk and ideas.
The left and the deep state are losing and badly. These events are all evidence of that.

Plus they are fun to watch.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (gbWkA)

199 The Democrats may not realize it yet, but by being so public about the supposed "shithole" comment they risk themselves being labeled the "Party Of Shitholes" (POS for short), seeing how they run so many in the US.

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (zOpu5)

200 This is where I am pissed at Cruz. Step up to the mic and reprimand Flake dammit. If not, you're just another Senator in the boys club and not the people's Senator like you represent yourself.
========

Thank you.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy



Which is why I've said he needs to accept a SC slot if offered. Because I'm voting against him in the primary or simply not voting for him in the general when it's time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Hr+ZL)

201 if Trump was Stalin, Flake would be inhabiting a windowless room in a building on the north slope of Alaska

Posted by: maroon working at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Wa5hI)

202 He's Hitler AND Stalin???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)


-----

He's going to break the non aggression pact and invade himself.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

203 I say Trump is Bulworth, Uncle Morty, and Augustus Caesar all in one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (oVJmc)

204 Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?

I'm thinking they are very rare. I can't imagine anyone being successful with that mindset and lack of social skill.

Just sayin'.

I'm thinking blaming white supremacy is about the same as blaming the boogey man (KC and the Sunshine Band notwithstanding).

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (7UW64)

205 Who's a bigger c**t then Flake? Mitch McConnell that's who. Sad.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (r9UYA)

206 190
Stalin did not criticize the press in the Soviet Union. He was the Press. Dumbass.



Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (2DOZq)

By the time Stalin came to power in the Soviet Union, the press had long since been made a lapdog of the Party.

Pravda!


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM (sD2WN)

Kind of reminiscent of 2008 with Obama, don't you think?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (jxbfJ)

207 Which is why the truthy news comes from overseas. Domestic 'news' agencies are all corrupt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (QLvwG)

208 Flake is no doubt doing a rewrite of Darkness at Noon.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

209
I say Trump is Bulworth, Uncle Morty, and Augustus Caesar all in one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (oVJmc)

------

.... with a pinch of Sam Kennison

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

210 Not Stalinist:

-Change the definition of words (marriage) for politically expedient reasons.
-Change the calculations for determining official statistics (unemployment) in a way that just so happens to favor the current administration.
-Support the murder of millions of the state's citizens a year (abortion).
-Destroy the historical records (climate data) and condemn anyone who speaks out against this practice.

Stalinist:
-Call Don Lemon and Brian Stetzler mean names on Twitter.


Flake, kindly go eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (KUaJL)

211 128 Flake is a fag.
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 12:40 PM (8aWIY)

----------------------

Bugger off. Flake is a weasel.
Posted by: Fag


People, PEOPLE! Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (hikCO)

212 Jeff Flake, exactly like John McCain. Right?

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (zLDYs)

213 Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Hr+ZL)

There is still time for him to step up. Let him know. I have and will continue to do so.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (2DOZq)

214 201 if Trump was Stalin, Flake would be inhabiting a windowless room in a building on the north slope of Alaska


Posted by: maroon working at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Wa5hI)

Hey!

Back off.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (7UW64)

215 Well that didn't go the way Kamala thought it would. What an imperious bitch. Nielsen is rapidly moving up my list of favorite Trump appointees.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

216 196
I wish people would quit conflating our Constitutional Republic with a Democracy.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (S/hVx)


Drives me nuts also. I now hear 'conservatives' on TV call it a democracy. Makes me want to puke.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (DofIg)

217 190 Stalin did not criticize the press in the Soviet Union. He was the Press. Dumbass.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (2DOZq)

By the time Stalin came to power in the Soviet Union, the press had long since been made a lapdog of the Party.

Pravda!


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:52 PM



Svim Vear...

Evening Vear....

Media Vear...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (0tfLf)

218 Flake proves what a difficult task Diogenes would have in DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:56 PM (WMkIl)

219 Jeff Flake's cock isn't the one I want in my mouth right now, but it is the one I need.

Posted by: Matthew Dowd at January 16, 2018 12:56 PM (SkuXa)

220 Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?

I'm thinking they are very rare. I can't imagine anyone being successful with that mindset and lack of social skill.

Just sayin'.

I'm thinking blaming white supremacy is about the same as blaming the boogey man (KC and the Sunshine Band notwithstanding).
===========

It's just another epithet to throw around. It is meaningless.

Didn't they call someone black a white supremacist a month or so ago?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:56 PM (vg8iE)

221 Someone ask Flake what he thinks of CNN colluding with Saddam Hussein?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:56 PM (2DOZq)

222
Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?

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Which is why there is such an effort pain all white people as racists.

They are running out of antagonists.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

223 Has anyone ever noted that Samantha Power looks like Jeff Flake in mid-male-to-female transition. Like, a year into the hormone treatments, but still pre-op.

https://twitter.com/GenghisKhet/status/953302972661985280

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 12:57 PM (O7MnT)

224 This is what is wrong with Flake zeroing in on a phrase.

The problem with Stalin was not that he used this or that particular phrase, but that he used propaganda, false accusations, repression and murder to keep himself in power.

If you really want to see whether Trump or the left (including the media) more closely resembles Stalin, you've got to do a comparison in order to see who uses propaganda, false accusations, repression and (let's say incited or attempted) murder, in order to gain power or retain it.

Maybe this deserves its own name. The "Flake phrase fallacy".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:57 PM (/qEW2)

225 If Trump really didn't say the naughty word, is CNN due for some heavy fines from the FCC? They're not reporting what the president verifiably said, they're reporting heresay.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (5oNBf)

226 204
Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?

I'm thinking they are very rare. I can't imagine anyone being successful with that mindset and lack of social skill.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (7UW64)

Yes, I have. I also have met black supremicists.

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (zSVEm)

227 I used to work with a guy who spent some time in an Aryan Nations group--mostly because he was lonely and lacked social skills.
He did leave it, but still lacks social skills.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (nBr1j)

228 He's Hitler AND Stalin???

-
With just a touch of Godzilla.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)

229 Didn't Hillary's people follow reporters into a bathroom to "monitor" them? Yes, yes they did.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (E3Oe1)

230 Forget a mustache, Trump should start picking out only certain colors of MM candy to eat...leave the brown ones out and the howls of 'he is a racist' will be epic.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (a0IVu)

231 -Destroy the historical records (climate data) and condemn anyone who speaks out against this practice.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM

Dude, you're telling us...

Posted by: Confederate Civil War Monuments at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (t41dG)

232 Go go Trumpzilla,
DC's got to go!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (WMkIl)

233 Did Kameltoe ask the DHS secretary any questions or pontificate about how denying tens of millions of illegals would cause more climate change-warming-crisis?

Kameltoe is kind of a one trick pony and not the good kind of trick.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (3BFzK)

234 If you really want to see whether Trump or the left (including the media) more closely resembles Stalin, you've got to do a comparison in order to see who uses propaganda, false accusations, repression and (let's say incited or attempted) murder, in order to gain power or retain it.



Who has a body count? Clinton & Obola, or Trump?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (Hr+ZL)

235 215. She seems competent, Nielsen does, but she's a filthy Skandi.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (fA1SL)

236 Flake certainly did get the appropriate name.


Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2018 12:43 PM (S/hVx)

They tossed so many fruits and nuts into the California cereal bowl, that some Flakes got splashed into Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (sD2WN)

237
If Trump were Stalin
I would expect better press
From the New York Times

Posted by: Haiku Guy at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (EhCmc)

238 I said yesterday the only surviving KKK guy in the Country is Daniel Carver from the Stern Show.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (2DOZq)

239 I don't remember that cocksucker saying shit when pres cock curious went after fox, or hacked reporters computers, or wiretapped them.

so fuck that c*nt with the pointy end of a pineapple wrapped in barbedwire and on fire.



*as a side note, i've lost my filter due to back injury and good drugs, not that i really had one to begin with. *

Posted by: todler at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (d/thM)

240 Kameltoe is kind of a one trick pony and not the good kind of trick.
=========

She likes it in the ass.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

241
Go go Trumpzilla,
DC's got to go!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:58 PM (WMkIl)

----

B. O. C. !!!!

*air guitars

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

242 >>Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?


Yes.

They are all over the NW.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (Ner+o)

243 He's going to break the non aggression pact and invade himself.

That honestly sounds more like Flake's pastime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (6FqZa)

244 >>She seems competent, Nielsen does, but she's a filthy Skandi.

She's a deep state prostitute but, she's our deep state prostitute...for now.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (r9UYA)

245 Trump kicks Acosta out after he asked an idiotic question. lol

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

246 Lost on Jeff Flake is the irony that he would not be making speeches but would instead be pushing up daisies if Trump were truly like Josef Stalin.
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It's not lost on him. He is playing a persuasion game. Logic does not come into emotional persuasion and influence.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (E3Oe1)

247 I guess I naively expect too much from them but when jerkoffs like Flake sit there and compare Trump to Stalin, the interviewer just sits there and thoughtfully strokes their chin instead of saying, "Senator, the Soviet Union didn't have a free press", or " Then where are the piles of bodies of neutralized reporters?"
Because that's what they'd say if it it were one of our guys comparing Obama to Stalin.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (7uYFy)

248 Didn't the DNC keep the reporters in a cage during one of their Presidential conventions?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (WMkIl)

249 Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?

I'm thinking they are very rare. I can't imagine anyone being successful with that mindset and lack of social skill.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (7UW64)

Yes, I have. I also have met black supremicists.
Posted by: kraken


If that's it, then yes. I have met most every group out there.
(Ex prison guard)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (Hr+ZL)

250 The media is free to ask DJT if he is a racist or a white supremacist. Did anyone ever ask Obama if he was a Muslim?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (nBr1j)

251 So who's for Stalin Trump? I sorta like the idea. Trains running on time, Americans fully employed, a war on shitholes both foreign and domestic. I especially like the idea of watching Anderson Cooper service the labor camp bullies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (YV+SU)

252 Oh, I had an in-person interview just now (not with the weed dudes). Went pretty well. Will see how the next one goes.

The weed dudes haven't got back with me. I guess they're not morning people

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6FqZa)

253 Apparently he asked if Trump only wanted Caucasian or white people to come here..at a press conference with the Kazakhstan president...so out he went, Acosta did.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

254 Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (Ner+o)

They were more prevalent there but I think the government disbursed them with their prosecution years ago. Have they reformed as a group?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 01:02 PM (2DOZq)

255 I especially like the idea of watching Anderson Cooper service the labor camp bullies.
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Oh, yeah? I've got some videos we should watch....together.

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 01:02 PM (vg8iE)

256 So who's for Stalin Trump? I sorta like the idea. Trains running on time, Americans fully employed, a war on shitholes both foreign and domestic. I especially like the idea of watching Anderson Cooper service the labor camp bullies.

The bourgeoisie in this country seems ripe for a pogrom. We'll collectivize Google and Facebook and put their owners against the wall.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 01:02 PM (O7MnT)

257 Taking it in the pooper is the first step on the long journey to become a freshman senator and then POTUS.

Posted by: Senator Kameltoe Harris at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (3BFzK)

258 DJT should stroll around a press conference carrying a baseball bat.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (nBr1j)

259 This Corey Booker twat was supposedly so triggered by the alleged shithole comment that he had tears in his eyes, says he.

Good. He should cry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (fA1SL)

260 Old and busted: More cowbell!

New hotness: More shithole!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

261 210,
"Change the definition of the..."

Consumer Price Index to place the emphasis on things you buy only a few times in a lifetime, which were getting cheaper, and less on those things you buy all the time to survive, food - energy etc.

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (zOpu5)

262 If that's it, then yes. I have met most every group out there.
(Ex prison guard)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (Hr+ZL)


Yo!!
Ex prison ministry here.... Aryan Nation, and Nation of Islam, alive and well... some of them are quite articulate, and very manipulative.....

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (zSVEm)

263 Has anyone here ever met an actual white supremacist?


Yes.

They are all over the NW.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (Ner+o)

This is what really bugs me. "White Supremacists" are relatively few in number, they are hard core and most would admit it to your face. I would gather that most people would go out of their way to stay away from them.
Yet the term is now tossed around to mean anyone who voted for Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (7uYFy)

264 The bourgeoisie in this country seems ripe for a pogrom. We'll collectivize Google and Facebook and put their owners against the wall.
----------------------
Nah, just force them to man the drive through window at Collective Hamburgers. And, no, you don't get fries with that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (YV+SU)

265 I said yesterday the only surviving KKK guy in the Country is Daniel Carver from the Stern Show.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol



They morphed into the Aryan Nation & they are heavily represented in the prisons. And not FBI infiltrated.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (Hr+ZL)

266 Taking it in the pooper is the first step on the long journey to become a freshman senator and then POTUS.


Posted by: Senator Kameltoe Harris at January 16, 2018 01:03 PM (3BFzK)

=====
You forgot write a fake book,but tell me about it!!

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (3BFzK)

267 So why would Flake feel a need to do this when it won't benefit him, as he is retiring? My theory is that like most Republicans, he is sick and tired of getting beaten up by the press just for being a Republican, so it is satisfying to him to beat up on someone else, and in a weird way, from the same viewpoint as the press beat up on him. There seems to be a lot of that with RINOs. Jeb and Romney come to mind. They really think there is some force to leftist criticism of them. The left got under their skin.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (/qEW2)

268 65 When Flake was in the State Senate he was really conservative. He ran for the US Senate as a conservative.

But when he got to DC he changed completely. He is now the second most hated man in AZ (outside of the state of Maricopa, anyway), after McCain.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (O9qtX)

-----

Same problem here in NC with Thom Tillis, though he wasn't really a Tea Party favorite.

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (LnOh3)

269

I am a pizza supremacist

Posted by: Supreme pizza at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (IqV8l)

270 T-Bone and I held each other as we wept.

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (SkuXa)

271 Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:01 PM (Hr+ZL)

As you know personally, everyone become a race supremacist in prison at least temporarily.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (2DOZq)

272 >>259 This Corey Booker twat was supposedly so triggered by the alleged shithole comment that he had tears in his eyes, says he.


So did FOX defector Allyson Cameratta. C**t.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (r9UYA)

273 Durbin is now explaining to Nielsen why they need to pass DACA so quickly because Latin American states where they came from have the highest murder rates in the world. He's saying everything but calling them shitholes.

Good work, Dick.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

274 >>Have they reformed as a group?


The largest hives have been dispersed, but they are still here.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (Ner+o)

275 Scrunt durbin is back on his kick that sending people back is sending people to their death, however, those countries they are being sent home to are not Shitholes?

Anyone wanna splain that one to me?

Now Scrunt coons up--Jesus from dumb to dumber

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 01:05 PM (5y11N)

276 Good thing there's not a Grand Canyon's worth of evidence of the news being fake, right? Otherwise we might worry about these stalwarts of democracy.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:05 PM (E3Oe1)

277 Remember, whenever anyone criticizes Trump like that, they're really criticizing those who elected him.

If Trump is a racist, we're racists. If Trump is a Nazi, we're Nazis. And so forth.

It is really sobering just how much our so-called leaders despise us.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 01:05 PM (xjiRE)

278 I'm a Menshevik not a Bolshevik, Salon 25 comrades!

Posted by: sen. flake at January 16, 2018 01:05 PM (QCX64)

279 Trump kicks Acosta out after he asked an idiotic question. lol

lmao! Can't wait to see the video!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 01:05 PM (zRZaJ)

280 Seems JackStraw and I think alike. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 01:05 PM (5y11N)

281 Trump is Hitler and Stalin combined with a dash of Satan for spice.

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (LnOh3)

282 So did FOX defector Allyson Cameratta. C**t.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (r9UYA)

She had the sadz because her Haitian housekeeper might have been insulted and demanded more money from Allyson for her services.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (7uYFy)

283 Yo!!
Ex prison ministry here.... Aryan Nation, and Nation of Islam, alive and well... some of them are quite articulate, and very manipulative.....
Posted by: kraken


And Mexican Mafia. There was a second Mexican gang that I've forgotten. Not MS-13. I got out before MS or the Cartels.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

284 Scrunt durbin is back on his kick that sending people back is sending people to their death, however, those countries they are being sent home to are not Shitholes?

-----

Perhaps he could also explain why so many of the terrorist/criminal types go BACK to their countries to "visit families".

Are they persecuted???? Or Not????

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

285 Are we allowed to say the the USSR was a shithole? Or will that offend the Dems/MSM and cause them to faint?

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (MxEKc)

286 283. Texas Syndicate?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (fA1SL)

287 Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (Hr+ZL)

Actually the FBI put quite a dent in the AB. Funny how they concentrated on them as opposed to the Mexican Mafia.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (2DOZq)

288 >>"White Supremacists" are relatively few in number, they are hard core and most would admit it to your face.



There are more than a few locals sporting White Power and Nazi Symbolism tats, here.

They are fun to mock, because they are genuine pussies.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (Ner+o)

289 Hey New Jersey Morons, the POW/MIA Accounting Agency is looking for relatives of Pvt. Laskowski. They need DNA samples to identify remains. Laskowski and other members of his Combat Engineers unit were killed in 1944 when a truck loaded with fused landmines was hit and detonated setting off the other trucks also loaded with landmines.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=77176

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (WMkIl)

290 What a flake (an insult 2 or 3 decades ago)

Posted by: Kim Jong-nun at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (artIV)

291 There is a reason that Flake is not running for reelection in AZ. He couldn't get elected dog catcher there now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (mpXpK)

292 194 He's Hitler AND Stalin???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

He's Hitlin!

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

293
As you know personally, everyone become a race supremacist in prison at least temporarily.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol


Either that or die.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (IqV8l)

294 How about Mao Trump but with gorgeous hair?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (YV+SU)

295 292. Stalter

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (fA1SL)

296 283
Yo!!
Ex prison ministry here.... Aryan Nation, and Nation of Islam, alive and well... some of them are quite articulate, and very manipulative.....
Posted by: kraken


And Mexican Mafia. There was a second Mexican gang that I've forgotten. Not MS-13. I got out before MS or the Cartels.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

Never had that pleasure... mine was a Midwest prison... Mexicans there happened to be a small fraction of the population.

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (zSVEm)

297 Texas Syndicate?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



Boom! That's them!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (Hr+ZL)

298 292 194 He's Hitler AND Stalin???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

He's Hitlin!
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

Statler and the Statler Brothers were a southern gospel quartet at one time.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

299 This Corey Booker twat was supposedly so triggered by the alleged shithole comment that he had tears in his eyes, says he.
=======

Bullshit.

Limbaugh hit the nail on the head yesterday. These people aren't "elected officials," "legislators," and most definitely not "statesmen;" they're actors.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (vg8iE)

300 I've forgotten Obama's truth squad, can someone explain?

Is it the same as Journolist?

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (S2NXq)

301 Now coons is back to charlottesville? What a joke..the whole thing was the fault of the democratic policr chief

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (5y11N)

302 Abradolph Lincler?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (MlTR2)

303 283 Yo!!
Ex prison ministry here.... Aryan Nation, and Nation of Islam, alive and well... some of them are quite articulate, and very manipulative.....
Posted by: kraken


And Mexican Mafia. There was a second Mexican gang that I've forgotten. Not MS-13. I got out before MS or the Cartels.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

Zetas

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

304 Hey!



Back off.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 12:55 PM (7UW64)

Put the Trumpcamps in the Aleutians. Even Alaskans don't want to go there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (sD2WN)

305 He's Hitler AND Stalin???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

He's Hitlin!
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

----

Statler...


He'll go to his grave loving you.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

306 coons actually has a dick head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (5y11N)

307
This is what really bugs me. "White Supremacists" are relatively few in number, they are hard core and most would admit it to your face. I would gather that most people would go out of their way to stay away from them.
Yet the term is now tossed around to mean anyone who voted for Trump.



In the Leftist mind, White Supremacists number in the billions.

And White Supremacy is represented in every fragment of Western Civ.

Their use of the term is not our use of the term. It means whatever they need it to mean to use to their advantage.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

308 Hey New Jersey Morons, the POW/MIA Accounting Agency is looking for relatives of Pvt. Laskowski. They need DNA samples to identify remains. Laskowski and other members of his Combat Engineers unit were killed in 1944 when a truck loaded with fused landmines was hit and detonated setting off the other trucks also loaded with landmines.


R. I. P. soldier.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:10 PM (Hr+ZL)

309 297. I dwelt a while in the armpit of Texas. Was there when El Emme and the Syndicate had a little war arising out of a drunken gunfight involving affiliates. Real shitshow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:10 PM (fA1SL)

310
*fistbumps Northernlurker

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

311 Zetas started off as a Mexican SWAT unit trained by the Americans. Then they went freelance. And rogue. And murderous.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:10 PM (WMkIl)

312 Just saw this C.S. Lewis quote on Twitter.

"We must picture hell as a state where everyone is perpetually concerned about his own dignity and advancement, where everyone has a grievance, and where everyone lives with the deadly serious passions of envy, self-importance, and resentment."

Wow. It looks like the socialists' goal really *is* to bring hell on earth.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (rp9xB)

313 Jeff Flake: Because every generation of "Republicans" needs a Charlie Crist.


Jeff Flake:A Midol Medved and Egg McMuffin w/ Cheese Conservative.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (BRpqW)

314 Wasn't this supposed to be the day when something important got released?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (y7DUB)

315 Trump has some strong women in his admins - Conway, Sanders, Nielson, Haley..

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (a0IVu)

316 Do we have a free press? It seems to me they are chained to the same old progressive ideas.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (hUqh+)

317 coons actually has a dick head
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (5y11N

Only at first glans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (MlTR2)

318 Statler and the Statler Brothers were a southern gospel quartet at one time.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

Yes, but they spent most of their time smoking cigarettes and watching Captain KANGaroo---while playing with a deck of 51....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (7uYFy)

319 Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

Zetas were the enforcement arm of the cartels and progressed to being their own cartel.

They were ex military.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (2DOZq)

320 Has anyone ever noted that Samantha Power looks like
Jeff Flake in mid-male-to-female transition. Like, a year into the
hormone treatments, but still pre-op.



https://twitter.com/GenghisKhet/status/953302972661985280

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 12:57 PM (O7MnT)

The resemblance is astonishing. And her face looks like 40 miles of bad road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (sD2WN)

321 I thought all Aryan Nation guys came from Chicago and Wisconsin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (YV+SU)

322 318 Statler and the Statler Brothers were a southern gospel quartet at one time.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

Yes, but they spent most of their time smoking cigarettes and watching Captain KANGaroo---while playing with a deck of 51....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (7uYFy)

Was that the Statler Brothers?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (nBr1j)

323 I didn't watch it, but apparently DHS Nielsen testified under oath that Trump never used the word "s-hole". Durbin is a liar.

And Trump told Acosta to get out at Trump's meeting with the head of the country with the name I forget-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (8+Ozj)

324 If Senator Flake was in my domain, he would have received 9 grams of lead to the back of the head, after being sentenced to prison "without right of correspondence".

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (Mrl1e)

325 Trump should turn this around and fire off some educational tweets about Walter Duranty and NYTimes fakenews

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (mynhJ)

326 305 Statler...


He'll go to his grave loving you.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

If Trump is Statler, who's Waldorf?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (WDCYi)

327
The resemblance is astonishing. And her face looks like 40 miles of bad road.
-------------------
Obama found manly girls hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (YV+SU)

328 323. Kazakhstan. One of my favorite 'stans.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:13 PM (fA1SL)

329 Statler and Waldorf. No relation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 01:13 PM (QLvwG)

330 We eat people. Happens more than you think.

Posted by: An Arizonian Mountain Lion at January 16, 2018 01:13 PM (jeefx)

331 . "White Supremacists" are relatively few in number, they are hard core and most would admit it to your face.

My guess is that all the real white supremacists in the country could meet in one large conference room at a suburban Hilton with room leftover for a buffet line. Not sure what one would serve at a white supremacist buffet. I'm thinking a duck slider appetizer followed by a Nicoise salad, and probably lemon-chicken accompanied by a hash or succotash of some kind.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 01:13 PM (O7MnT)

332 312 Just saw this C.S. Lewis quote on Twitter.

"We must picture hell as a state where everyone is perpetually concerned about his own dignity and advancement, where everyone has a grievance, and where everyone lives with the deadly serious passions of envy, self-importance, and resentment."

Wow. It looks like the socialists' goal really *is* to bring hell on earth.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (rp9xB)

"Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven".

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 01:14 PM (WDCYi)

333 My brother in law owns a business in Kazakhstan and my niece is married to a guy (ethnic Russian) from Kazakhstan.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:14 PM (nBr1j)

334 It*s like going to Wisconsin; we zip in we zip out. It*s not like we*re going to Moscow.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 01:14 PM (gbWkA)

335 In my past life i would've killed this pansy for free...

Posted by: me at January 16, 2018 01:14 PM (oZM/7)

336
If Trump is Statler, who's Waldorf?



Celery, Apples, Walnuts, Grapes!

In a mayonnaise sauce.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at January 16, 2018 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

337 http://bit.ly/2D9KSs5

Brilliance from HEMA Hawaii Emerngency Management

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (y3aQB)

338 333. Lemme guess - oil and gas pipeline services?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (fA1SL)

339 This is what really bugs me. "White Supremacists" are relatively few in number, they are hard core and most would admit it to your face. I would gather that most people would go out of their way to stay away from them.
Yet the term is now tossed around to mean anyone who voted for Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:04 PM (7uYFy)


I think the press is using the term 'white nationalists'.

I don't have a problem with that term though it sounds kind of nasty. I'm white and I believe in an 'America First' policy. I believe in metrics like the Labor Participation Ratio to define how we achieve as a country. I want people of all colors to be able to find employment, pay taxes, and advance their own lives and the entire country. I don't believe in advancing other nations at the expense of our own, or fighting unnecessary wars.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (2FqvZ)

340 Was that the Statler Brothers?
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:12 PM (nBr1j)

Flowers in the Wall.
They toured with Johnny Cash and the Carter Family. They played Fulsome Prison ( or San Quentin, or both) with him.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (7uYFy)

341 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:13 PM (fA1SL)

I like their textile wall hangings for the gers. Actually living in a ger would be an entirely different matter (and also impossible in a wet climate like Houston's).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (rp9xB)

342 Trump's Presidency continues to be remarkably clarifying - we're used to the Democrats referring to Republican presidents as Hitler or Stalin, but the fact that establishment Republicans are doing it too, indicates that there is only one real political party in Washington - the Government party.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (Mrl1e)

343 Nielson worried me at first, as not very pro-Trump and maybe pro-amnesty ... but the time I heard her she sounded good and pretty insistent on stopping future flows of illegals continuing, burdening our system.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (otAqJ)

344 Even to mention Stalin as a comparison to anything this administration is doing is unconscionable from someone supposedly in the same party as the President.
-----------

That's EXACTLY what someone like Stalin would say.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (E3Oe1)

345 THE BREWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1iV0_5GKo8

Posted by: NOFX at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (Ner+o)

346 'White Supremacists' are people who don't give in to the Left's demands.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

347 Kazakhstan knows them some Stalin. Stalin starved roughly one third of the country to introduce Communism with Russian Dressing. Basically a Ukrainian Holdomor with Muslims.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (YV+SU)

348 Let us tell you what happened Lindsey Graham. You and Dickey tried to hoodwink the president with a bogus DACA deal that didn't benefit the American people. The @POTUS had every right to set you double crossing senators straight. American Dreamers Matters First In America. pic.twitter.com/el9olcM3W9

Diamond and Silk® (@DiamondandSilk)

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (y3aQB)

349 338 333. Lemme guess - oil and gas pipeline services?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (fA1SL)

Actually he manufactures swathers, because Kazakhstan geographically is very similar to Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (nBr1j)

350 He's a darling of Morning Joe. He'll probably soon have a gig there as a "conservative" voice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

How does one get this conservative voice "gig" as you call it?

Posted by: Zombie Vladimir Lenin at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (raGQi)

351 321 I thought all Aryan Nation guys came from Chicago and Wisconsin?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (YV+SU)

The AB started in CA prisons. The leaders were moved to max in Illinois. This is where they were able to murder two prison guards. That is what triggered the FBI to put a lot of resources to bringing them down.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (2DOZq)

352 Slapweasel I want to thank you for the List

and thank you all for the prayers.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (dKiJG)

353 What's wrong with being Uncle Joe Stalin?

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty, New York Times at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (Mrl1e)

354 And thanks to 50 years of liberal education policies most of the country is like "Who?".

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:16 PM (E3Oe1)

355 All it takes is a one bite. Things like this are rarely reported.

Posted by: An Arizona Rattle Snake at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (jeefx)

356 Flake is an idiot. What's wrong with being and enemy of the pimple?

Posted by: Sewing Needle at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (/qEW2)

357 Cultural confidence as an American now counts as white supremacist unfortunately....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (LiyEm)

358 The resemblance is astonishing. And her face looks like 40 miles of bad road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 01:11 PM (sD2WN)

Power looks like a Kennedy relation.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (7uYFy)

359 341. I've got friends whose extended families kive in those year-round. There's a photo of one of his younger cousins standing inside with her favorite foal. Too cold outside for the little horsey, ya know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

360 I wonder whether Jim Acosta actually left when Trump told him to get out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (8+Ozj)

361 343 Nielson worried me at first, as not very pro-Trump and maybe pro-amnesty ... but the time I heard her she sounded good and pretty insistent on stopping future flows of illegals continuing, burdening our system.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM (otAqJ)
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I had the same concern. So far, so good.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (G0vdT)

362 We need a legitimate 17th amendment repeal effort,

and this belongs on one of the posters.

The only way to reign in the Senate, and these self-serving assholes is to give them a master with a strong whip.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 01:18 PM (LWu6U)

363 >>Power looks like a Kennedy relation.


So, we've got that going for us : the Syphilis should get her soon

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:18 PM (Ner+o)

364 Today's Goolag doodle was to honor the 94th Mexican actress Katy Jurado. So of course it is yet another Google PC love the diversity doodle. But wow, super-hot Latina in her youth so it is OK. Much better then some lesbo SJW. Goolag womyn must be outraged and going to therapy.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 01:18 PM (MxEKc)

365 Yes, that's wonderful that Slapweasel keeps Track of the prayer requests, posts them and adds his own prayers too. Thanks for all the work and prayer, Slap.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 01:19 PM (8+Ozj)

366 Watch out Ace, Kellog is coming for your Ka-Boom cereal.

Unicorn Fruit Loops is being brought to the US in March. Right now only available in NYC at Kellog's NYC Cafe.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dojz5h

I wonder if Mayor DiBolshevik will lead a crusade against the sugary cereal with its "magic cupcake" flavor?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:19 PM (WMkIl)

367 I'd suggest reengaging the discussion with lil Dickey and Lindsay but do it in a helicopter. I think things may go much more smoothly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:19 PM (YV+SU)

368 It only takes a day to pick a corpse clean to the bones. Nature is harsh.

Posted by: An Arizona Vulture at January 16, 2018 01:19 PM (jeefx)

369 Geez. you would think that the Democrats have never pulled the "Republican is a a)racist b)ignorant c)homophobe d)demented e)sexist" play before.

They've only been using it since about 1964 or so.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 16, 2018 01:19 PM (w7KSn)

370 When a man becomes preeminent, he is expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms...

Posted by: Donald J Trump at January 16, 2018 01:20 PM (WbIyz)

371 The Democrats may not realize it yet, but by being so public about the supposed "shithole" comment they risk themselves being labeled the "Party Of Shitholes" (POS for short), seeing how they run so many in the US.
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Oh I really like that.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:20 PM (E3Oe1)

372 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

I'd go either catatonic or homicidal if I had to be in one room with other people for days/weeks on end. Severe natural selection for extroversion.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 01:20 PM (rp9xB)

373 Does that shitfucker Flake get a pension after a single term as Senator?


Please say no, as I've become somewhat fond of the humans in the adjacent cubicles......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:21 PM (jjaLl)

374 >>Has anyone ever noted that Samantha Power looks like

Jeff Flake in mid-male-to-female transition. Like, a year into the

hormone treatments, but still pre-op.



Oh, wow - now I can't unsee it

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

375 372. Yep. But they do get out and about. But, yeah, people from there are a little different.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:21 PM (fA1SL)

376 Will be interesting to see what the "Peoples Cube" has to say.

Posted by: deepred at January 16, 2018 01:22 PM (AfBox)

377 Jeff Flake bears a resemblance to George Soros.

Just sayin'

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 01:22 PM (kXTja)

378 Trump is less down on the press tan Sherman- he has not talked about killing them all yet.

The Stalin comparison: so much stupidity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2018 01:23 PM (ycWCI)

379 don't have a problem with that term though it sounds kind of nasty. I'm white and I believe in an 'America First' policy. I believe in metrics like the Labor Participation Ratio to define how we achieve as a country. I want people of all colors to be able to find employment, pay taxes, and advance their own lives and the entire country. I don't believe in advancing other nations at the expense of our own, or fighting unnecessary wars.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 01:15 PM

++++

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 01:23 PM (t2Uf9)

380 " 'white nationalists'. I don't have a problem with that term though it sounds kind of nasty." Acme

But the phrasing means 'white nation', not white people that believe in America (not race based) First.

There may be "white nationalists" that insist on keeping America predominantly white, to preserve our heritage (like Israel rightly wants to keep Israel Jewish). Ted Kennedy promised if we like our demographics we could keep our demographics. And even that is not real a "white supremacist" thing.

Given the intent of the racist/commie left, it may be a good idea to keep our demographics as is. But Americanism is really a unique thing that recognizes unity based on individual liberty (not race, color, creed). To intentionally flood us with foreigners is enemy action, not a cure for alleged "racism".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:24 PM (otAqJ)

381 Reporters are an embarrassment. Instead of actually doing some investigation about the leader of Kazakhstan and the challenges facing their country, and what he hopes to accomplish in meeting with Trump?-You know, some intelligent informed questions-Acosta looks like a blithering idiot asking Trump, "Do you only want white people here?".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 01:24 PM (8+Ozj)

382 Also, my take on George Washington was that he was literally like Che Guevara.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 16, 2018 01:25 PM (bJ0w+)

383 Put the Trumpcamps in the Aleutians. Even Alaskans don't want to go there.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 01:09 PM (sD2WN)

You have a point there. Anything past Dutch Harbor is.....no man's land.

Having been to Adak and Shemya, I can assure you that there is really nothing worth doing out there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:25 PM (7UW64)

384 He's Hitler AND Stalin???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)
He's Hitlin!
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 16, 2018 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
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He's Staller! Splitter!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 01:25 PM (QCX64)

385 Shit happens and it's ruled a suicide. Happens everyday.

Posted by: A Sicario living in Arizona at January 16, 2018 01:25 PM (jeefx)

386 Has Trump ever worn a mustache?
Case dismissed.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 01:25 PM (FhXTo)

387 Ie Shima already has facilities built, but would have to move Cobra Dane.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (WMkIl)

388 Which is why I've said he needs to accept a SC slot
if offered. Because I'm voting against him in the primary or simply not
voting for him in the general when it's time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Hr+ZL)

That seems self-defeating when he has been a rock-solid conservative vote.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (geAkB)

389 381
Reporters are an embarrassment. Instead of actually doing some
investigation about the leader of Kazakhstan and the challenges facing
their country, and what he hopes to accomplish in meeting with
Trump?-You know, some intelligent informed questions-Acosta looks like a
blithering idiot asking Trump, "Do you only want white people here?".



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 01:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Yeah, it is embarrassing. The Kazak President must be thinking American reporters are pretty stupid.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (a0IVu)

390 The Press de-legitimizes itself every day for at least the past 20 years.

Posted by: Captain Not-So-Obvious at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (EATOD)

391 My understanding of congressional pensions is that one must have at least 25 years of "service" if he/she is under age 50. At 50-61, that number goes to 20 years.

Flake is 55. He entered Congress in 2001, and is leaving in 2019, so that puts him at 18 years. No pension.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 16, 2018 01:27 PM (tVWQB)

392 Nood - object of fruity obsession

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:27 PM (fA1SL)

393 Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (a0IVu)

I've heard foreign reporters at our press briefings asking better questions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (8+Ozj)

394 With all the name-calling, slander and libel flying, and just plain weaponized idiocy, it is becoming increasingly clear that some people were not beat up on the playground nearly enough as children and remain in a perpetual state of toddlerhood.

And then they become press or politicians and spread that idiocy far and wide.

I would propose to these extra large toddlers that this is not who we are as a nation.......

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (7UW64)

395 The media has earned every single criticism they have received. What a bunch of lazy stupid partisan cunts. Its not even just the partisanship, they are just really bad at their jobs and living on reputations earned by journalists in the past.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (cGlgB)

396 alternate title:

"Establishment Shill, Shill's for Establishment"

Posted by: Shoey at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (bBE6d)

397 Flake is 55. He entered Congress in 2001, and is leaving in 2019, so that puts him at 18 years. No pension.



Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 16, 2018 01:27 PM (tVWQB)



Whew, thanks!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)'s co-workers at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (jjaLl)

398 American reporters think the National Anthem of Kazakhstan was written by Borat.

"Kazakhstan, Industry Best in World,
We invented Toffee and Trouser Belt,
Kazakhstan Prostitutes, Cleanest in Region,
Except of course for Turkmenistans"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (V2Yro)

399 Benito Mussolini was a journalist. Just sayin'.

Posted by: lord of the SMith at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (XYpGI)

400 This post seems fishy. Reported to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Posted by: Linda Douglas at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (7beNh)

401 Said it yesterday. Just get it over with already. Say Trump is the worst person in history. Worse than Caligula, Attila the Hun, ghengis Kahn, and Judah's Iscariot. Just go full retard and be done with it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (gC2IV)

402 It's Jenjiss Khan.

Posted by: Horseface Kerry at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (tfb1j)

403 How can Trump be Stalin, when he's already literally Hitler? They were kind of polar opposites.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (rznWS)

404 It's Jenjiss Khan.
Posted by: Horseface Kerry at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (tfb1j)

Chinjizz Khan

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (7uYFy)

405 Jeff Flake is a Shithole Senator.

Posted by: jrg at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (z7fkn)

406 Limbaugh hit the nail on the head yesterday. These people aren't "elected officials," "legislators," and most definitely not "statesmen;" they're actors.
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Exactly. And the only two actual leaders in Washington for the last half century were the actor and the game show host. The others are all in a giant Reality Show.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (E3Oe1)

407 @401 They can't. They haven't heard of those guys yet.
As they discover each one, they go ahead and make the comparison.
You can't rush these things.

I was looking up how to spell Tamerlaine, when I saw "Judah's Iscariot."
Yesterday we had one Escariot, which must involve snails somehow.

So you'll take Tamerlaine however it shits out on the page. Fuck it all.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2018 01:40 PM (H5rtT)

408 WTF is this idiot talking about?

How many gulags has Trump opened? How many journalists have been jailed?

Zero, just like Stalin.

Oops.

Posted by: Ddad99 at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (qtJeb)

409 397 Flake is 55. He entered Congress in 2001, and is leaving in 2019, so that puts him at 18 years. No pension.



Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 16, 2018 01:27 PM (tVWQB)



Whew, thanks!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)'s co-workers at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (jjaLl)

When he turns 62 he will get a pension. You only need five years of service.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (2DOZq)

410 Buckaroo Banzai. Never gets old. Mrs. E looked at me early this morning and said 'We don't have any lima beans'. I asked her if there was cornbread mix and she said 'Yes, but NO lima beans'. So off we go to Brookshires. Lots of people sliding off hills, into ditches, into trees, but the classy Eromero clan had not a hint, a smidgin, or rumor of trouble in our sporty Outback. So it's limabeans and ham with cornbread for noon chow. And later a special screening of the original Bladerunner and 'something' to drink.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (zLDYs)

411
Having been to Adak and Shemya, I can assure you that there is really nothing worth doing out there.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:25 PM (7UW64)






Aw c'mon. There's Adak National Forest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 01:54 PM (eXA4G)

412 With a name like Flake, you'd think he's a member of the Fruit and Nut Party.

Posted by: regular joe at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (kb0cx)

413 Another, 'please like me, media' gambit.

Sad!

Posted by: Christian Toto at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (jasBx)

414 Since I no longer check, I'm curious how many hagiographic stories they've run about him at NRO. (I've got a bookmark to Andy McCarthy, so I don't have to see the True Believers' articles.)

Posted by: George LeS at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (+TcCF)

415 Stalin constantly was critical of THE FOREIGN PRESS

Posted by: Yeah at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (QS6TG)

The Morning Rant

talking ape.jpg"So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable? Was it because they're really not shitholes, but happy, prosperous countries where everybody is doing fine, or is it that it's racist to call a shithole country a shithole even though it may very well be a shithole that happens to have a lot of brown people in it, or is it because they're actually shitholes but it's not polite to call them shitholes? Or perhaps the Democrats are just objecting to Trump's vulgarity. Which, of course, would be pretty damn funny coming from the party of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Al Franken."


dude - socialist countries.jpg


Sally Kohn, Racist

sally kohn el salvador.jpg

Wait, isn't "a gang violence-ravaged and impoverished disaster zone" just another name for shithole (I mean, assuming she wasn't talking about Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Boston or Newark)?


Racist: Trump Calling Haiti A 'S***hole'. Totes Not Racist:

Obama - libya sh show.jpg


And Speaking of Haiti...

haiti - chelsea clinton.jpg

Here is Andrew Klavan on the shithole controversy, Of Crudeness and Truth: Thoughts on President Trump’s latest verbal tempest, wherein he states the obvious:

No person of importance on the right seeks to silence anyone on the left. The Left, on the other hand, is broadly committed to ostracizing, blacklisting, and even criminalizing right-wing speech.

Read the whole thing, which is a cascade of Obvious.


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If he can post in your "voice", he'd like it better. It personalizes the prayer, instead of his shorthand. Be as specific or as vague as you need. Anonymity is, of course, welcome.

He'd also like to pray for the people who aren't on this list. For those who don't choose to publicize their maladies, we understand. You won't suffer in silence. A candle will be lit in your name.

Through the arguments and the infighting, we all love one-another. Through our faults and occasional vitriol, we have found one-another. The beauty of such an occasion goes beyond words and into the ethereal plane of existence.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

Let us console others, O Lord.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:29 AM




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1 First to fling poo!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 11:24 AM (QCX64)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:24 AM (Hr+ZL)

3 My God. It's box-quote all the way down.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 11:24 AM (QCX64)

4 shithole -analogy= 3rd world countries with a learned culture of giving in to Big Communist.

we are not allowed to notice.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:26 AM (t2Uf9)

5 You know, if we had actual journalists in this country (besides James O'Keefe and team,) maybe some network could send someone down to these shitholes to see if they're really shitholes.

Oh well, back to reality.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 11:26 AM (72PAC)

6 Two additional prayer requests sent to me on Sunday:

Fox2!- (1/14/18 ) Please add a friend to the list. She is in ICU, sedated and intubated.

jeannebodine- (1/14/18 ) feeling particularly low right now in this brutal winter. My 68-year old husband suffers from Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease and he is deteriorating rapidly.
We have no family around us and friends are thin on the ground, even though we always had many friends throughout our lives. Even close friends have disappeared.
It sure is a different world out there than the one I grew up in. Prayers would be so appreciated for my husband and for me, a full-time spouse caregiver.
Thank you so much. Prayers for you and the Horde from my end.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 16, 2018 11:27 AM (Ckg4U)

7 Wow Im early

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at January 16, 2018 11:27 AM (Mo5Uy)

8 I aspire to become Senator McConnell's butler.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (r9UYA)

9
Chelsea only had two dresses for the occasion?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (2FqvZ)

10 what the fluffy marxist communists need to understand. We all have wants and needs, The only way out of misery is to strive for better, and that requires doing good. not stealing from others, It can only work if govt. rewards for doing good. and in that thought. we all 'must do our part'

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (t2Uf9)

11 That cock weasel Dicky Durbin is such a Dick.


And the DHS secretary is punching him in the balls beautifully.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 11:29 AM (cD/Zy)

12
Chel-Z is such a giver!

She gave those Haitians a chance to divert some donations intended for them to her wedding.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

13 LBJ was the most profane of them all and of course JFK was a sexual predator...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)

14 i hope that made sense. still sniffing thera flu and mucous

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (t2Uf9)

15 I see Sally Kohn has opened her sharthole and is squeezing out more of her typical nuggets of wisdom.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (2Mnv1)

16 DHS Sec informed Dick "dick" Durbin that "several" people in the room used "strong language" including Miss Lindsey.

Dicky wasn't pleased with her for the comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

17 Is it mean to say that the kids on the left look better than Chelsea in her wedding regalia?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (mQ0Mc)

18 Do democrats find 'shithole' offensive because it reflects poorly on the amount of treasure we keep pouring into these countries with no positive results?

Posted by: Derptastic at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (DB16e)

19 Chelsea only had two dresses for the occasion?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (2FqvZ)
...............

She only thought she'd shit herself once.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (HgMAr)

20 Princess Chelsea forgot to have her teeth whitened for the wedding. The Clinton Foundation doesn't cover teef whitening?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

21 17 Is it mean to say that the kids on the left look better than Chelsea in her wedding regalia?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (mQ0Mc)

Doesn't help that Chelsea looks like the sunlight is about to cause her to burst into flames.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (KUaJL)

22 Is your country a shithole? Government cheese may be the solution.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (0+nbW)

23 'I don't want n***ers on my set anymore!' Security guards who worked on House of Cards claim their company was let go after Kevin Spacey 'refused to acknowledge or shake hands with predominantly black staff' - Daily Caller

heh

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:32 AM (r9UYA)

24 The groom was seen vomiting into the bushes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

25 fk spacey, the moral jerk, does he blame others for his miscreant grab a thons?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (t2Uf9)

26 "pretty damn funny coming from the party of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Al Franken"

"Hey, What? So I can chant 'Fu*k Donald Trump' and laugh while surrounded by my friends at the California Democrat convention, and I don't even rate inclusion?! Clearly seething misogyny. "

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's withered labia at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (t41dG)

27 So you're standing at the altar and that apparition comes walking down the aisle.
Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

28 Poor sap that married Chelsea. He thought he was marrying into the white house and instead ended up with.....Chelsea.

Womp womp

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (/s32u)

29 Gratitude as always to Slap for being the voluntary Keeper of the Prayer List and to the cobs for posting it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

30 The Haitian children in that photo would
give their left leg to nibble on that bouquet
of Chelsae's

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

31 Here's an idea for people living in shitholes.Fix it so it is not a shithole.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (LiyEm)

32 "And the DHS secretary is punching him in the balls beautifully.





Posted by: #neverskankles"

I have no doubt the MSM will helpfully point out she is white. Really white and blond, sort of like the Nazi ideal. Undoubtedly privileged white. Because that is what is important in this discussion. Unless you are a white Dem it is OK.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (MxEKc)

33 Do democrats find 'shithole' offensive because it reflects poorly on the amount of treasure we keep pouring into these countries with no positive results?
Posted by: Derptastic



It reflects on the amount of treasure the dems suck out of those countries.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (Hr+ZL)

34 Wanna know who else used colorful language?

LBJ

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (7JbXq)

35 27 So you're standing at the altar and that apparition comes walking down the aisle.
Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

You don't get to that point without knowing what you're in for, and being (at best) complicit in it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

36
Is it time to trot out "that Turtle Bay shithole" as the preferred means of referring to the United Nations?

What frosts the statists is that they saw all the countries referred to as "shitholes" as their very own prom dates. "What, our beer goggles aren't working for everybody in this country?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (tcamx)

37 Dick! Durbin learned at the feet of LBJ. "I just want to hear Trump deny it."

Posted by: DemocRats Playing From The LBJ Dirty Tricks Playbook at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (EATOD)

38 28 I don't feel sorry for people who make deals with the Devil....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (LiyEm)

39 Prayers up for everyone. May the Lord hear our cries, and not tarry in His help and answers. Hugs and much love to you all.

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (V+V48)

40 Trump is sending 200,000 Salvadorians back? Did the CIA give them weapons and training first? That is the way I would do it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (GroCc)

41 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gbWkA)

42 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

43
Here's an idea for people living in shitholes.Fix it so it is not a shithole.
Posted by: steevy


Gentrification!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

44 I can use some prayers. I find out this week if I still have a job or not.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

45 Prayer list people hang in there.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (2DOZq)

46 I can use some prayers. I find out this week if I still have a job or not.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB)


Done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

47 Senator Leahy has been in every single Batman movie, Burton, Schumacher, Nolan and Snyder. I don't think he is just acting alarmed, when Heath Ledger grabs him by the neck and points a knife at him.

The Joker could have thrown him out the window instead, but that would be a net loss for chaos and destruction.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (rnAwa)

48
41 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gbWkA)


Why are you dissing Senator Patty Murray?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (tcamx)

49 @USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family.

Having been the recipient of this type surgery, I can say it's no walk in the park. I was in-hospital 2 weeks prior on IV Cipro drip (clear up infection prior to surgery). Got a great Barry White voice and learnt that all I had to do in order to get more food was mark 'x2' next to each item on the menu I got from Dietary. Thanx to the skill of my vascular surgeon, everything went well. First time I'd ever had an incision stapled, tho' ... I asked if he gave me 'O-grade' or 'EM' staples. He just laffed.

Best of luck to your MIL. I believe she'll do just fine. It's a fairly long surgery, and recovery's not great fun either, but eventually everything heals over and it's back to normal. Oh - they don't release anyone after this surgery 'til they prove they can evacuate the solids and liquids (knowhutimean?).

To everyone else on this list, my best wishes for a quick and favorable resolution ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (imDUY)

50 Nielsen did a great job punching back at Durbin. I particularly liked her stating on the record that many people were using strong language and singling out Graham for being the lying, backstabbing shit he is.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (/tuJf)

51 Trump is sending 200,000 Salvadorians back? Did the CIA give them weapons and training first? That is the way I would do it.

If they did, they would *forget* about providing air cover.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (gbWkA)

52 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gbWkA)

Unfortunately not even close

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (5y11N)

53 We're still on shitholes? Well then...

(Apologies to dennis leary)


I'm just a 3rd world joe, with no 3rd world job
I'm perpetually ruled by some socialist slob

we got drug lords, and crime, and sectarian war
I got an average hut, with an average dirt floor

my wife, and no job, 10 kids, and no car
tree stumps for tables, eat bugs from a jar

Sometimes I look around,
and nothing here is interesting
(oh no)
No way
(uh-uh)

Now I get to hang out and live life
at some other country's expense
(oh yeah)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah

we're heading to hell in the ultra fast lane
countries pour money down this 3rd world drain

Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)

There's no public toilets, we shit in the street
create some pandemic that doctors can't treat

Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(its the world's biggest shithole)

sometimes we leave our 3rd world spaces
move somewhere else to make new 3rd world places

Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(its a real fucking shithole)


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)

54 Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's withered labia at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM

Mr. Chairgorilla, I move to suspend the rule "Pics or it doesn't exist".

Posted by: J. Random Moron Weisenheimer at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (DMUuz)

55
I don't blame Chelsea for having a backup dress just in case the one she is wearing gets a stain on it.She is a Clinton after all.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (lKyWE)

56 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer



Hey!
Posted by: Hank Johnson & Maxine Waters

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (Hr+ZL)

57 There is a way to make third world countries just as successful as the US. Enable property rights like we have.

Of course, that will never happen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (7ZVPa)

58 help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?


Except that he didn't.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

59 Wait, isn't "a gang violence-ravaged and impoverished disaster zone" just another name for shithole (I mean, assuming she wasn't talking about Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Boston or Newark)?

========

Re: Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, etc.
As I pointed out on the last thread, illegals haven't been *saved* from gang violence. They've merely culturally enriched our existing blue shitholes.
====

Exactly. Are the shitholes we deport them back to really worse than the ones they've created here?

Recall a few recent cases: the two illegal teens in Maryland who raped a girl in the school restroom. Another illegal teen who murdered a Muslim girl in Virginia.

We aren't *saving* these people by letting them in here so that they can fester in their own enclaves. And the main reason for that is that if any attempt were made to enforce law and order, it would be denounced as racist. The liberals who say that we must help them make it impossible to help them.

Fine. Great. So let them fester in place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 10:38 AM (/qEW2)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

60 I take great umbrage with the claim that Durbin is the dumbest person in the Senate as long as Sheldon Whitehouse is a member.

This slight will not go unnoticed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

61
I can use some prayers. I find out this week if I still have a job or not.

Posted by: josephistan


Believe me, my hope is that you do, but if you don't remember there was nothing you could have done. They're going to do what they're going to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (VFBPE)

62 Sending prayers for all the intentions on that list. Also petitioning St. Jude to intercede for all who need it.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

63 I propose we frame it thusly: We're not sending those 200,000 back to punish them. We're sending them back so that now they, having learned how great America is, they can make el Salvador not suck so much.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

64 Our son can use some prayers.

Finally got an appointment to the VA hospital in Charleston, SC to have an MRI on his injured back, and see about his damaged knees and ankle.

Three hours from here round-trip and they saw him for his ankle, only. Told him he'd need individual appointments for his back and knees.

His ankle is damaged (doctor said it "shouldn't be making that clicking noise--have you been referred to a physical therapist?"--answer: No).

Anyhow, he's going to have to juggle classes and travel back and forth to finally, after THREE YEARS get answers and treatments for his injuries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

65 The warlords turn the places into shitholes ... but some masses of people are going to be third world for generations to come even if we removed the warlords (and the Clintons acted like warlords, looting the treasury)

Yet the Dominican Republic does OK, so which warlords do we have to remove/kill to change Haiti? Or do "we" have to do it at all?

Most certainly we shouldn't bring them here (at least not till black/poor neighborhoods we already have are fully employed and crime free) ... merit based immigration only, and only as WE need, not as THEY need. What THEY need to do is fix their own homeland.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (otAqJ)

66 >>60 I take great umbrage with the claim that Durbin is the dumbest person in the Senate as long as Sheldon Whitehouse is a member.

Preach it.

Posted by: Patty Murray at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (r9UYA)

67 27 So you're standing at the altar and that apparition comes walking down the aisle.
Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

Seeing as both running and divorce will probably lead to suicide by twin gunshot wounds to the back of the head, you're SOL.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (72PAC)

68 >>63 I propose we frame it thusly: We're not sending those 200,000 back to punish them. We're sending them back so that now they, having learned how great America is, they can make el Salvador not suck so much. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

A "talent transfer," in the vernacular...

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

69 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM


Even Wilburrrr says that; like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (DMUuz)

70 Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?

Dude thought going long on Greek money market investments was wise, he's not real big on judgment or discernment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)

71 Was talking with a true liberal. An old school democrat that is liberal and not fascist. She was talking about the floods here and I said well at least these people have huge stock market gains to help rebuild their mansions, thanks to Trump.

She went off on telling me the Trump economic miracle was due to Obama. That the stock market is not the economy and that tax cuts were the worst thing to ever happen to our country.

My arguments that Obama had never had two consecutive quarters of 3% GDP growth and that the Chocolate Jesus himself said the USA would never again have 3% annual GDP growth and now under Trump we are at 4%. Also that black unemployment was at a historic low, that UE was at historic low, that unlike when Obammy said it, the USA's economic engine was truly firing on all cylinders.

She basically put her fingers in her ears and said LA_LA. I took the conversation to another subject.

Point being is that even true liberal and sane democrats are no longer in reality because of their idolization of King Shit Midas and Trump actually delivering.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (3BFzK)

72 Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)

73 I propose we frame it thusly: We're not sending those 200,000 back to punish them. We're sending them back so that now they, having learned how great America is, they can make el Salvador not suck so much. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

A "talent transfer," in the vernacular...
Posted by: Zod



With an apology for stealing El Salvador's best & brightest.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (Hr+ZL)

74 Local news reports that most freeways and many roads are closed.

We got like 2 inches of DOOOOM.

Posted by: Mana AJ at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (mtfdF)

75 Goin to Ikea this afternoon. So why aren't there any chains that compete with them with furniture designed snd made in, say, Uganda?

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (HZWmq)

76 Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable place or show.



FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Hr+ZL)

77 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.

Looking serious isn't either. There's really not much you can do when you lost the genetics lottery that badly, in terms of photography.

But if you are a nice, sweet, loving, caring, and upright person, it can make a huge difference in person.

Too bad she failed that one, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)

78 My husband has to fly into the Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas tonight.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

79 PRAYER UPDATE

I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and wiggling. (My last pregnancy was a "missed miscarriage," which we discovered at the 11 week scan.) The doctor says everything looks great and we were cleared to tell my stepson. It's surreal, but it looks like everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QAOZh)

80 Poor sap that married Chelsea. He thought he was marrying into the white house and instead ended up with... Chelsea.


Womp womp

[sad trombone]

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QCX64)

81
Trump should make Chelsea an ambassador to one of the countries Democrats are aghast to hear called an s-hole.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (BcNJg)

82 67,
"Seeing as both running and divorce will probably lead to suicide by twin gunshot wounds to the back of the head, you're SOL."



So you "embrace the suck" and go on permanent vacation with FIL-Bill.

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (zOpu5)

83 >>69 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM

IIRC, the "smile" function was written into the last update of the operating system. Could be that removing it would compromise other functions in the code.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

84
PRAYER UPDATE



I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and
wiggling. (My last pregnancy was a "missed miscarriage," which we
discovered at the 11 week scan.) The doctor says everything looks great
and we were cleared to tell my stepson. It's surreal, but it looks like
everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QAOZh)


That is great news!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

85 I just looked outside and it is beautiful. Fresh snow of about an inch accumulation has turned everything white; trees white, road white, existing snow cover now pure white. I feel very privileged to live in this land of wonder.

How can I atone for all this?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (GroCc)

86 I drink some African wines, pinotages, in fact.

I read about the wineries and the people, but all I see are white faces. Why are no black Africans producing wines?

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (HZWmq)

87 Praying for your son Jane. And to all others, the printed list is in my nightstand and prayers are sent every night. You have prayed for me for than once and it's always appreciated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (zRZaJ)

88
Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable.
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)



Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (lKyWE)

89 I say that most of the United States success is due to attitude. The attitude is we don't accept things done half-assed. That attitude is rewarded by the system set up by the founders. It is a symbiotic relationship. Unfortunately I see that attitude slipping somewhat.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (2DOZq)

90 Point being is that even true liberal and sane democrats are no longer in reality because of their idolization of King Shit Midas and Trump actually delivering.

Yeah, its a bit of a worldview challenge. Their economic ideas and concepts were put on test for 8 years and were a miserable failure, now ours are being tested and succeeding. Its not easy to admit that if you're on the losing side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

91 Can we put Kohn in the camps yet?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (XMDuf)

92 There's really not much you can do when you lost the genetics lottery that badly, in terms of photography.



Stick to radio.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Hr+ZL)

93
Her look is not so pedestrian
but more akin to equestrian

Where's Muldoon?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (2FqvZ)

94 The warlords turn the places into shitholes ... but some masses of people are going to be third world for generations to come even if we removed the warlords (and the Clintons acted like warlords, looting the treasury)

If Hillary had won, the US would be her Big Haiti.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (rnAwa)

95 Vicious colonialists thwarted my every attempt to get Ukea off the ground!

Posted by: Zombie Idi Amin at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Q5ALd)

96 Trump should make Chelsea an ambassador to one of the countries Democrats are aghast to hear called an s-hole.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (BcNJg)


I hear Somalia is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

97 That's great sunny dee!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (zRZaJ)

98 55
I don't blame Chelsea for having a backup dress just in case the one she is wearing gets a stain on it.She is a Clinton after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (lKyWE)

Threadwinner

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (7HtZB)

99 >>Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.

That's debatable.

Posted by: Mack Truck Grill at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)

100 68. Call it whatever ya want - just get these layouts and crooks the fvck outta here.
We got plenty home-grown shitbags to fill our shitholes. Imports we don't need.

TL; DR - REMOVE PLANTAIN

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (fA1SL)

101
It's surreal, but it looks like everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee


Prayers for you and Bert (as I call all unborn kids).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Kffy2)

102 79
PRAYER UPDATE



I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and
wiggling. (My last pregnancy was a "missed miscarriage," which we
discovered at the 11 week scan.) The doctor says everything looks great
and we were cleared to tell my stepson. It's surreal, but it looks like
everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QAOZh)
Am so excited for you! I have been thinking about you and your journey..praying the latest round of IVF worked.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)

103 Wait. El Salvador is a shithole?

But. . . but . . . the leftist Farabundo Martí National Liberation Front is in charge.

Their president is President Ceren, a Marxist Leninist guerilla in the civil war. He fought under false name of Commander Leonel Gonzalez.

Yayy, socialism!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (MnkFD)

104 I must admit the Clintons are wise stewards of their Foundation. They solicit donations for Haiti, then spend them on themselves: they get the personal benefit of the donations, and they also leave Haiti in horrible condition, creating an excuse for them to *demand* that we let them into our country, which results in more votes for Hillary.

Win/win. Wicked smaht.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (/qEW2)

105 Ok, ok. Little Dicky Durbin - One of the many, many dumb people in Congress.

Fixed.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (gbWkA)

106 dow 25948 up 150

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (BtQd4)

107 I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and wiggling.

That's wonderful news for you and the hubby

Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.

Nah, she's a solid 4-5. With personality she drops to half that. Not hideous, but not attractive at any real level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)

108 It seems obvious to me shithole is a comment on the quality of a particular government not the skin color of the residents. The media cannot process the thought that socialist governments invariably produce shitholes.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (nBr1j)

109 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

Have you guys looked into the Semper Fi Fund charity for any assistance or guidance?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (2DOZq)

110 Chelsea's entitled personality makes her unattractive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

111 77 But if you are a nice, sweet, loving, caring, and upright person, it can make a huge difference in person.

Too bad she failed that one, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)


With the DNA of the Hildebeast raging inside of her, she never had a chance.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (XMDuf)

112 "Poor sap that married Chelsea. He thought he was marrying into the white house."

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, inmate #79112-054Federal Medical Center Devens at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (MxEKc)

113 SHS pushes back at press accusation that Trump is racist: then why did NBC give him a show for 10 years?

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (/52yu)

114 Is there a dress expensive enough to make poor Chelsea look like anything than Chelsea?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (nBr1j)

115 Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.


Maybe not in some shithole countries.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (xBSm0)

116 Her look is not so pedestrian
but more akin to equestrian
"

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (7LY+6)

117 53 We're still on shitholes? Well then...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)


That is brilliant.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (xjiRE)

118 Why are no black Africans producing wines?

I think all the ambitious, driven blacks in Africa either take to military or leave for better places like the USA.

Seriously though, Africa has every advantage it needs to be a continent filled with wealthy countries. All the resources, all the land, all the manpower.

And instead you get Rhino horns shipped to China.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)

119 Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable.
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)



Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Even on the binary scale, which gives huuuuge leeway, she comes up a "0".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (Hr+ZL)

120
78 My husband has to fly into the Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas tonight.

*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)


You had better pray that his flight is directed to land on Runway William and not Runway Hillary. The former is slick, but manageable; the latter is festooned with bollards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (tcamx)

121 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)



Have you guys looked into the Semper Fi Fund charity for any assistance or guidance?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (2DOZq)


We sure don't need charity. He is doing what the VA is requiring him to do to keep his benefits. They are assuring him that they're going to find out (finally) what's wrong with his back and knees and find a treatment. Under PDT things are at least moving along. Under Barry, not at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

122 Let's face it, even with plastic surgery Chelsea still looks like fvcking Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (r9UYA)

123 "Exactly. Are the shitholes we deport them back to really worse than the ones they've created here? "

some of the Muslims in Europe burn their refugee centers because they want better conditions, and their Wi-Fi isn't fast enough. Some wanted to go back home.

That and many cases show that they are not refugees, they are opportunists looking for free stuff. And 80% are men, that leave women and children behind to fend for themselves.

Mexico sends their people here to leach off our economy and send money back to their families, even as they collect benefits here. It is all insane, except for the elite who don't care about our their fellow Americans.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (otAqJ)

124 Is Gloryhole better?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 11:52 AM (3F0Ql)

125 The scrunt for Minn thinks durbin has a lot of integrity? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:52 AM (5y11N)

126 I'm just a 3rd world joe, with no 3rd world job
I'm perpetually ruled by some socialist slob

we got drug lords, and crime, and sectarian war
I got an average hut, with an average dirt floor

my wife, and no job, 10 kids, and no car
tree stumps for tables, eat bugs from a jar


Standing ovation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:52 AM (39g3+)

127 The scrunt from MInn has shithole on the brain

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (5y11N)

128 If you gaze long into Chelsea's Twitter photo, Chelsea's Twitter photo will also gaze into you.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

129 I cannot imagine How the idea that You cannot survive and prosper without Govt mandating it would cause so many to fail.

I would posit, If you 'buy' the idea Govt is the solution and stealing from others Is the solution than if you are still on the bottom , You need to rethink your position.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (t2Uf9)

130 Chelsea's husband knows what happens to men who disappoint the Clintons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

131 Even on the binary scale, which gives huuuuge leeway, she comes up a "0".

I wouldn't stick Bill Wynn's in that. Not even wearing a lace wig.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

132 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

Will pray for your son. It sounds very frustrating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (8+Ozj)

133
The scrunt for Minn thinks durbin has a lot of integrity? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Is that the Senior Scrunt for Minnesota or the Junior Scrunt?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (i6b6/)

134 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia & Argentina.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

135 104: added perk: ability to bail out your child trafficking pals. cf. Laura Silsby

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (/52yu)

136 s that the Senior Scrunt for Minnesota or the Junior Scrunt?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (i6b6/)

what ever a Klobuchar is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (5y11N)

137 Maybe that will teach Vera Wang not to make dresses for ugly brides.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7JbXq)

138 i would also posit, govt doesn't really give two shits about you, just keeping you impoverished to play on others consciences without actually Helping You.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (t2Uf9)

139 Fine. Great. So let them fester in place.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)


Uh... welfare... schooling... housing.... and all the other social safety nets... that the Courts FORCE us to give them as long as they are here?

Uh.. no... unless you can show that this group, as a whole is a net positive to the overall tax base...

Send them home...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN)

140 Speaking of helping Chelsea out with wedding expenses, apparently the Australian taxpayers have been giving generously to the CGI/CF, unbeknownst to them, naturally. A total of over $300 million over the years. The interesting question would be: what did they get for this money?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

141 If Dick Durbin is the standard for integrity then it's time to start over.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (nBr1j)

142 134
There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Cape Town has some fantastic vineyards. There are wine tasting tours etc. Too bad violent crime rate is what it is in South Africa; its absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

143 Bannon Is Subpoenaed in Mueller's Russia Investigation- NYT

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (r9UYA)

144 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)


The wine region in the western cape is incredible. Gorgeous country, and great/affordable wines. A really good bottle runs about $6.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

145 South African wine?

Yes. both reds and whites.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (7JbXq)

146 134 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia & Argentina.
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

I know there used to be. I think the golfer Gary Player had one.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (2DOZq)

147
There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.



South Africa produces very good wine and alot of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (lKyWE)

148 That and many cases show that they are not refugees, they are opportunists looking for free stuff. And 80% are men, that leave women and children behind to fend for themselves



That is not refugees. That's an invasion force.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (dSqvH)

149 >>There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia & Argentina.

Some very good ones. I did a tour of Western Cape wineries which is in the Cape Town area. Ernie Els has a very cool winery by the way.

The reason you find mostly whites running wineries is the same reason you find whites running wineries everywhere including here in the US, the wineries were mostly started by European immigrants who brought the tradition and knowledge with them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (/tuJf)

150 I was drinking beer at the pool at the Sandston Sun and they cost 6 rand ($1) each.

Keep 'em coming.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (7JbXq)

151 I think that's one of the better pictures of Chelsea Clinton I've seen and the dress is nice.

Chelsea says stupid stuff and she has the politics of her parents, but he might be rather a nice person in her married life. The only person who would know that is her husband,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (8+Ozj)

152
All over Africa, decent, beaten-down inhabitants are secretly thinking, "Please come back, colonial masters."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (aOYrI)

153 And Ernie Els. Famous golfers like to invest in vineyards.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (2DOZq)

154 138 i would also posit, govt doesn't really give two shits about you, just keeping you impoverished to play on others consciences without actually Helping You.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (t2Uf9)

The US Government was once Dad... the Dad who let you go, and told you to rub dirt on the scrape when you fell down.

Then it became the Father who would bail you out... try to help...

Then it became Mom... telling you things you needed to do for your own good...

Now? Its a Mother who has Munchhausen by Proxy, and we are the Children... it actively TRIES to keep us sick, so it has something to do.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

155 SA is a great place to vacation. Food and hotel costs are very low.

The airfare to get there, otoh.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (7JbXq)

156 She went off on telling me the Trump economic miracle was due to Obama. That the stock market is not the economy and that tax cuts were the worst thing to ever happen to our country.

--

I'd imagine no explanation from her that the booming economy just happened to exactly correspond with everything Trump has done thus far? And why it took 8 years for Obama's brilliance to pay off?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (mQ0Mc)

157
No word of late about Chel-Z's progeny. Has Granny C attempted any Hansel and Gretel chicanery with them yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (tcamx)

158 Excellent news, sunny-dee!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

159 South African wine?

Yes. both reds and whites.

---------------

Ugh ... white ... didn't even ask me ... I hate you ... how about a BJ ... you suck ... another BJ ... you know I like red ... I hate my father ...

Posted by: Aziz Ansari's Date at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (sX1BW)

160 Communist counties are Shitholes, unless your their supreme leader, then your just a fat leader.

Posted by: Colin at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (8QPRg)

161 128 If you gaze long into Chelsea's Twitter photo, Chelsea's Twitter photo will also gaze into you.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)


Somewhere in the attic of the house in Chappaqua, there's a portrait of a horse that gets a little more human-looking every day.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (XMDuf)

162 We visited this wine area:

http://www.franschhoekwinetours.com/

Gorgeous. Reminiscent of Napa (but prettier). Richard Branson owns a vineyard there and a hotel, that we stayed at.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

163 LBJ was the most profane of them all and of course JFK was a sexual predator...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)

I met a gentleman who attended some meetings in the corporate world with Richard M. Nixon (before his Presidency), and he said Nixon was one of the most profane individuals he had ever encountered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:00 PM (sD2WN)

164 I have the feeling Durbin would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge if he wasn't a senator.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:00 PM (nBr1j)

165 138. It's called the Repugnant Conclusion - the idea that a large and impoverished population is better in all meaningful ways to a small and prosperous one. This is a concept of poli sci and widely discussed and debated

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (fA1SL)

166 Former British colonies that respect property rights are all wealthy, those that do not, are trash. This is irrespective of the ethnicity of the country.

Note that Spain and Portugal did not respect property rights, and they colonized South America, which is a basket case to this day. The US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Singapore are all wealthy countries. The reason that China is now rising economically is due to the limited amount of property rights that are being allowed by the communists.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7ZVPa)

167 130 Chelsea's husband knows what happens to men who disappoint the Clintons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

It's like guys who become minions of mad scientists: you know he's crazy and you know he's volatile and yet you sign up anyway, so isn't that on you when the volcano explodes due to the insane gravity experiment?

(Or did I push that metaphor too far?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

168 This one is a real winner and lovely too boot.. 'Middle America is to 'Too violent, stupid and racist' for new jobs.


https://tinyurl.com/zft48dg

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Eyviw)

169
Funny that both Bill Clinton and Huma where on the 'big' island of Hawaii on MISSILE ALERT day. Can't find a single mention of Hillary.

Interesting footnote to the story is a dead body was found on the runway at Honolulu airport. Same day.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (2FqvZ)

170 Try entering Mexico from Belize or Guatemala without authorization and see how that works out for you.

Hint: not well

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (/s32u)

171 SA is a great place to vacation. Food and hotel costs are very low.


This. We're going back in the fall. Husband has enough mileage points we can fly for free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

172 >> I think that's one of the better pictures of Chelsea Clinton I've seen and the dress is nice.


Only thing that ruins that dress is her face.

Good Lord. Not even a mother could love a face like that.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Ner+o)

173 Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(its a real fucking shithole)


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)

*enthusiastic applause*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

174 Good Lord. Not even a mother could love a face like that.

-----------

In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM (sX1BW)

175 167 130 Chelsea's husband knows what happens to men who disappoint the Clintons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

It's like guys who become minions of mad scientists: you know he's crazy and you know he's volatile and yet you sign up anyway, so isn't that on you when the volcano explodes due to the insane gravity experiment?

(Or did I push that metaphor too far?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (RD7QR)


You Fool! You just released Xenu and all the Thetans from their prison!

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM (XMDuf)

176 >>Chelsea says stupid stuff and she has the politics of her parents, but he might be rather a nice person in her married life.


Fen, you are always so good about giving people the benefit of the doubt (which beats by cynicism). FWIW, I have read stories about how unpleasantly Chelsea behaves at work at CGI, indicating she may have inherited Hillary's attitude/way of treating underlings poorly. I seem to recall reading that Chelsea expected and received special treatment while working at NBC, too. Having grown up in the spotlight and with her particular parents, she may not know there is another way to behave?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

177 >>SA is a great place to vacation. Food and hotel costs are very low.

Used to be. Not so much anymore and it's going downhill fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

178 In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.
Posted by: SH at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM (sX1BW)


#twoweeks

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (y87Qq)

179 Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Ner+o)

Her mother doesn't have to love her face. She just has to love her. I don't know what Hillary has been like as mother. I expect Bill might be a somewhat more involved parent, but only they know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (8+Ozj)

180 "Somewhere in the attic of the house in Chappaqua, there's a portrait of a horse that gets a little more human-looking every day.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (XMDuf)"

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (7JbXq)

181 I think Greg Norman also invested in wine.
and vodka, maybe whisky.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (xBSm0)

182 I have the feeling Durbin would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge if he wasn't a senator.
==========

He would be living off the taxpayer just like he's doing now.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (vg8iE)

183 I met a gentleman who attended some meetings in the corporate world with Richard M. Nixon (before his Presidency), and he said Nixon was one of the most profane individuals he had ever encountered.



He never met LBJ then.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (dSqvH)

184 >>That is not refugees. That's an invasion force.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (dSqvH)

"First-World Crashers," an uproarious comedy about two sandaled brown imposters who fast-talk their way into Silicon Valley tech success while bedding college gals and leaving a gaggle of outraged white racists in their hard-partying wake...

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

185 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."

Why should you, sweetie? Your crooked parents will make sure you are coddled for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

186
In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.

Posted by: SH


Liar. Money and power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (M2MQB)

187 I lived for six months in a condo on a golf course owned by Gary Player and I throughly enjoyed the Western Cape.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (10y4F)

188 I think Greg Norman also invested in wine.
and vodka, maybe whisky.


-------------

Yes, yes, and hell yes.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (sX1BW)

189 69 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM
..........

Chelsea is smiling because she thinks somebody actually wants to mount her tonight.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (HgMAr)

190 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7ZVPa)

I agree that property rights is the linchpin of prosperity and the mother of the acceptance of other inalienable rights.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (2DOZq)

191 26 "pretty damn funny coming from the party of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Al Franken"

Do not forget the Lion of the Senate
BECAUSE HE MATED AT WILL AND KILLED WITHOUT REMORSE

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (BtQd4)

192 Nixon was profane and JFK was a sexual predator. Well, they both were sailors, so that explains a lot.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (gbWkA)

193 >>"Somewhere in the attic of the house in Chappaqua, there's a portrait of a horse that gets a little more human-looking every day.


The Importance of Being Clever Hans

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (Ner+o)

194 If you gaze long into Chelsea's Twitter photo, Chelsea's Twitter photo will also gaze into you.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)


duuuude, you're supposed to use a mirror, no direct gazing

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)

195 And Nixon thought the Kennedys were profane.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (7JbXq)

196 S**thole describes the place, not the people, and places are not racist.

A**hole is the people descriptor, as is S**tbag, but neither of them is racist.

A**holes and S**tbags living in a S**thole still isn't racist.

Why is this so hard to understand?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (3NjrP)

197 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."
========

The hell she doesn't.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)

198 >>176 >>Chelsea says stupid stuff and she has the politics of her parents, but he might be rather a nice person in her married life.

One prefers to think that Mezvinsky's poor judgement is perpetually punished in the boudoir.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

199 Only Hitler's dog knows whether he was a good master!

Posted by: Positive thinking can be overdone at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (Q5ALd)

200 It's like guys who become minions of mad scientists: you know he's crazy and you know he's volatile and yet you sign up anyway, so isn't that on you when the volcano explodes due to the insane gravity experiment?

Its like that weasely little guy in The Mummy that helps him translate. Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path, is how he puts it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (39g3+)

201 161. that's terrible. And funny!

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (/52yu)

202 This. We're going back in the fall. Husband has enough mileage points we can fly for free.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC


I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mRmFk)

203 >>Chelsea is smiling because she

...has given her last BJ.




*The Classics are classic for a reason.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (Ner+o)

204 Chelsea comes across as an unpleasant person, but I hope she and her husband are good parents to their kids.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

205 Of course the media would go insane if a Republican had a wedding as expensive as the Clintons.
Why settle for one standard when you can have two?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (nBr1j)

206 The fact that Hillary has no problem whatsoever with partial-birth abortion, yet she's been blessed with two grandchildren, boggles the mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

207 All you girls who loved Shawn Phillips back in the sixties can find him in SA. Still making music.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (10y4F)

208 >>197 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."

Of course she doesn't. At a certain point, you just pay others to "think about money."

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)

209 re: "gang violence-ravaged impoverished disaster zone"

She's doing the typical liberal thing: false dichotomy. Either let them all in OR you are condemning them to death, as if those are the only alternatives.

- What about working out an agreement with other Central American countries to take them in as refugees until the unrest there is resolved? And regarding that unrest...

- Remember that US soldier killed in Nigeria? What were we doing there? We were helping train Nigerians to combat terrorists. We weren't bringing them here. Why can't we do that with El Salvador? And why can't the UN send in some peacekeeping troops that we've already paid for? We can train the people we send back to defend themselves.

- If we just indiscriminately bring them here, we will just be importing their gangs and their violence here. We won't be solving anything, as I noted in @59

- Kohn's appeal is dishonest: it isn't about giving someone in need help until the need has passed (which can be done in various other ways, as I noted). It's about flipping red districts and red states. If the liberal option (one of many) is rejected its because they liberals have shown themselves to be slimy time and time again.


Bottom line. No one has the right to inflict their problems on others, or in the case of liberals, to inflict foreigners' problems on Americans in ways they will never have to experience.

As an analogy, if the inner cities have a high murder rate, you can't force people in the burbs to harbor people from there into their homes, without even being allowed to check if they are gang members. Although I'm sure HUD would love to do that.

If liberals think it is OK to inflict one person's problem on another, I think that I have the right to order a liberal with two healthy kidneys (renal privilege) to donate one to someone with renal failure. After all, it's possible to live a good life with just one kidney.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (/qEW2)

210 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."

She never has to. Someone else handles all that for her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (39g3+)

211 Chelsea comes across as an unpleasant person, but I hope she and her husband are good parents to their kids.
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I best parent I can be.

Posted by: Chelsea's Illegal Maid/Nanny at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (vg8iE)

212 Dude thought going long on Greek money market investments was wise, he's not real big on judgment or discernment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)

He knew exactly waht he was doing. He wasn't selling hedge investments, he was selling influence. Buyers got a tax writeoff, and some pull with the Clinton Machine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (sD2WN)

213 184 >>That is not refugees. That's an invasion force.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (dSqvH)

"First-World Crashers," an uproarious comedy about two sandaled brown imposters who fast-talk their way into Silicon Valley tech success while bedding college gals and leaving a gaggle of outraged white racists in their hard-partying wake...

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

Starring Kumail Nanjiani.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:08 PM (XMDuf)

214 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?

Or the Republic of Congo? Why don't they make refrigerators and TVs to compete with Samsung and LG?

We know these countries produce academic superstars, because Senators and CNN heads tell us so.

But where are the results?

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 12:08 PM (HZWmq)

215 >>204 Chelsea comes across as an unpleasant person, but I hope she and her husband are good parents to their kids.Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

Grandma Zod would've described Chelsea as "a dull blade."

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

216 He never met LBJ then.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (dSqvH)


Do we have a witness of Nixon's profanity by anyone who doesn't hate Nixon? Testimony from such people is always suspect.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

217 190 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7ZVPa)

I agree that property rights is the linchpin of prosperity and the mother of the acceptance of other inalienable rights.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (2DOZq)

Yep.... Even to the point where you own, YOUSELF... thus having freedom of religion... speech... and the right to defend yourself...

Its the idea that you are not government property, ie a sovereign citizen.

But we have lost that ideal here... now the government effectively owns our Labor, through Taxes... owns our land, through Tax...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

218 South Africa used to be a nuclear weapon State.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (2DOZq)

219
"I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?"

The Riverwalk really is pretty nice, and it's always fun to see the Alamo at night. Just stay away from the Southeast Side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (V2Yro)

220 I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mRmFk)


We didn't have a single problem. Spent time in Cape Town, the wine region, and the Sabi wildlife preserves on the Eastern Coast. The local people were incredibly warm and friendly. Scariest locals were the baboons that would try to break into your hotel room in the countryside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

221 Byerley says that the first thing those in middle America need to realize is that "no educated person wants to live in a shithole with stupid people." Particularly, in a "shithole" filled with people who are "violent, racist, and/or misogynistic." In Byerley's opinion, "big corporations," do not consider moving to the heart of America because "those towns have nothing going for them."

She seems nice ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (pNxlR)

222 64 I have the feeling Durbin would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge if he wasn't a senator.

You could say that about half the people that are there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (zRZaJ)

223 In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.

Not true. Hillary loves Hillary with a burning passion that leaves room for no one else.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (xQfPr)

224 Baboons are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Ner+o)

225 214. Heh. .they can't even get gravel road base in the Congo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

226 223 Not true. Hillary loves Hillary with a burning passion that leaves room for no one else.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (xQfPr)

Well, aside from Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (XMDuf)

227 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

Can't remember if the tapes had Nixon using over the top profanity. There was some though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (2DOZq)

228 >>Do we have a witness of Nixon's profanity by anyone who doesn't hate Nixon? Testimony from such people is always suspect. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

IIRC, he refers correctly to journalist Daniel Schorr as a "sonofabitch" on the WH tapes.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

229 My read is that Hillary is psychotic, so she has no normal human emotions or connections with anyone. She'd have been a very odd, uncomfortable mother who was controlling, one of those "you're going to be a world class ballerina, no matter how much your feet bleed, now practice 14 more hours!" moms.

Daddy... she probably adores daddy because guys with that kind of personality are super charming and always really nice and helpful in the moment, with lots of affection and support. Sure he's a lying philandering scumbag who you can't trust to carry 50 cents to the candy machine, sure, he's hitting on all your friends and leering at them on pool days. But he's DADDY!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

230 Looking at the prayer list I thought I share some good news - I finished the round of chemo and radiation! It was difficult at times and spent a couple of nights in the hospital with a fever that worried everyone but then went away. Also, my wife had a mass turn up on her mammogram that thankfully after a sonogram turned out to just be a cyst - thank-you, Good Lord! Now I have to wait 6 weeks for the radiation to leave my body so I can get a PET scan to see if the treatments worked. Please keep the prayers coming.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)

231 "The reason you find mostly whites running wineries is the same reason you find whites running wineries everywhere including here in the US, the wineries were mostly started by European immigrants who brought the tradition and knowledge with them." Posted by: JackStraw

and they brought other Western ideas along for the ride, which for a time put parts of Africa on an upward trend.

Obama's half brother said he wished the Brits had stayed in Kenya, and made it more economically viable, as they did for South Africa.
it's at 3:00 in this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9S041L1bM

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (otAqJ)

232 Let's face it, even with plastic surgery Chelsea still looks like fvcking Howdy Doody Hubbell

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)

233 218 South Africa used to be a nuclear weapon State.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (2DOZq)


OK, I'll bite. What happened to the nukes?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

234 That is brilliant.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (xjiRE)

He needs to put a band together and record it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (sD2WN)

235 Baboons are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Ner+o)


We met an American couple who own a travel agency and live 6 months out of the year outside Cape Town. The wife came home one day and had left the back door unlocked, and a yuuge male baboon was standing in the kitchen looking through the refrigerator. It just stared at her and strolled calmly out of the house. She said it scared her to death.

They will mess you up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

236 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?

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Kenya, like most African countries, has police power to restrict the use of property. If you can't own the land, why put up a factory on it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (7ZVPa)

237 Can we expect any movement by Jeff Sessions this week?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (r9UYA)

238 Baboons are dicks.

So are Durbins!

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)

239 "big corporations," do not consider moving to the heart of America because "those towns have nothing going for them.

And yet she'd be outraged if she was called out of touch or elitist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (39g3+)

240 230, Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)

Fantastic! Will keep on praying for healing for both you and your wife.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (a0IVu)

241 IIRC, he refers correctly to journalist Daniel Schorr as a "sonofabitch" on the WH tapes.
Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Is Daniel Schorr the guy who lied about Barry Goldwater planning a rally in Bavaria?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (nBr1j)

242 Do not forget the Lion of the Senate

BECAUSE HE MATED AT WILL AND KILLED WITHOUT REMORSE
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I can't explain why, but I feel you've insulted lions.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)

243 Looking at the prayer list I thought I share some
good news - I finished the round of chemo and radiation! It was
difficult at times and spent a couple of nights in the hospital with a
fever that worried everyone but then went away. Also, my wife had a mass
turn up on her mammogram that thankfully after a sonogram turned out to
just be a cyst - thank-you, Good Lord! Now I have to wait 6 weeks for
the radiation to leave my body so I can get a PET scan to see if the
treatments worked. Please keep the prayers coming.


Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)


That is great news! Hang in there. Will keep the prayers coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

244 Our local channel has come up with a digital 24 hour news feed that they produce themselves, not a bad idea as channels like CNN and MSNBC move into We Hate Trump 24 hours a day.

But they're still a little bit weak on content. I turned it on to see how it was, and they just did a 1 hour long livestream of one of their reporters driving from his house to the TV station on the ice. Seriously. Nonstop dialog, but mostly "wow, this road is slick!" and "wow, that guy is driving like a maniac!!!"

Local TV at its best. or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (V2Yro)

245 Can we expect any movement by Jeff Sessions this week?

No, he's doing yoga this week.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (xBSm0)

246 >>They will mess you up.


Yes. They will.

If a Chimp can rip your face off, imagine what a baboon can do to you!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (Ner+o)

247 233. Dismantled. Components destroyed and/or ditched in the ocean. Equipment the same.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (fA1SL)

248 236 Kenya, like most African countries, has police power to restrict the use of property. If you can't own the land, why put up a factory on it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (7ZVPa)


Not the answer he's looking for.

He's trying to get everybody to go full Jim Goad.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (XMDuf)

249 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

They had less than 10 nuclear bombs IIRC. Before the ANC took over, they dismantled all of them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (2DOZq)

250 Fine. Great. So let them fester in place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

Uh... welfare... schooling... housing.... and all the other social safety nets... that the Courts FORCE us to give them as long as they are here?

Uh.. no... unless you can show that this group, as a whole is a net positive to the overall tax base...

Send them home...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN)


========

I expressed myself badly. By "in place" I meant in their homelands, as opposed to bringing them *here* to steal votes, act as locusts, and commit crimes with the blessings of our criminal justice system.

Oh no, I definitely would like to see our actual laws enforced.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (/qEW2)

251 Also, could "gang ravaged disaster zone" be used to describe Chicago?

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)

252 Chelsea is smiling because she thinks somebody actually wants to mount her tonight.

Taxidermists everywhere will have nightmares over that statement.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (xQfPr)

253 shithole: every military base i was ever on...

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (ep7aA)

254 242 Do not forget the Lion of the Senate

BECAUSE HE MATED AT WILL AND KILLED WITHOUT REMORSE
--

I can't explain why, but I feel you've insulted lions.


Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)


I feel this way whenever anybody compares a politician to an animal capable of higher-function than a dung beetle.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (XMDuf)

255 Can we expect any movement by Jeff Sessions this week?
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Yes.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions' bowels at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)

256 Speaking of Jeff Sessions, he has been quiet...so has McCain...is he still in Sedona or back in DC?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

257 Chelsea doesn't have to think about money because her husband and her parents are rich AF.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

258 "236 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?"

Well they did, but the Car of Straw eventually got a bad reputation and was discontinued.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (V2Yro)

259 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM

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You Fool! You just released Xenu and all the Thetans from their prison!
Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM


And they're all armed with longbows!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (DMUuz)

260
Also, could "gang ravaged disaster zone" be used to describe Chicago?


Posted by: shibumi
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Or Detroit. Or parts of L.A.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (8b+oT)

261 Anyone wanna see my gang-ravaged disaster zone?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (vg8iE)

262 I finished the round of chemo and radiation!

Great news, I hope it does all it was supposed to and you are free of cancer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

263 Oh no, I definitely would like to see our actual laws enforced.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (/qEW2)
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ALL of them?

are you sure about that?

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ep7aA)

264 Barry should really return to his "homeland" and do for Kenya what he did for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

265 I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mRmFk)

I've heard that SA is basically the inverse of Europe. Europe has "no-go zones," SA has "go-zones."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (mynhJ)

266
In Byerley's opinion, "big corporations," do not consider moving to the heart of America because "those towns have nothing going for them."



California has so much going for it thatthey had to file a lawsuit against the largest producer of electricity in the state in an attempt to shift the blame for the wild fires.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (lKyWE)

267 Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)


Thanks for the update, Dang. Glad your wife is o.k. and will continue to keep you in prayer for healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (8+Ozj)

268 >>"So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?



In addition to the obvious - race-baiting partisan politics - this gets uncomfortably close to an inconvenient truth: not all people in a sh#thole country are victims, and not a