The Morning Report - 1/17/19

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Good morning kids. Thursday and before we get to the continuing meshugas of the border wall and government shutdown theatrics, the FBI announced the arrest of a man who had evidently been plotting a terrorist attack using explosives on the White House. See if you can guess his origins and religious affiliation. And as a sad postscript to yesterday's terrorist attack in Nairobi, one of the victims was an American Jew who survived that 9/11 attack. Prayers for all the victims and eternal damnation for the perpetrators and all those who support them, openly or otherwise.

Now, back to the meshugas. Despite all the efforts of the Democrat-Media-Complex to make you think otherwise, the Democrats are losing big time on both the border wall and the absolute disaster that is our immigration policies and the concomitant government shutdown theatre, which as each day goes by sees more and more people coming to that very realization that it is total bullshit, has zero effect on their lives and, more importantly, that they can do very well indeed without it. It seems that House Dems are now openly breaking with Bo-Toxic Female Nancy Palsi Pelosi on this including most significantly her number 2, Steny Hoyer. Rush Limbaugh also played a delicious soundbite of Cuck Schemer in the well of the Senate putting his foot all the way up to his pasty, spider-veined calf in his mouth with this gem:

SCHUMER: Why is our country suffering self-inflicted damage? Because President Trump is using the American government as leverage in an attempt to extract taxpayer money for a border wall he promised Mexico would pay for.

RUSH: See?

SCHUMER: You know, I hear Rush Limbaugh. "He promised this in the campaign." No, he didn't. He promised a wall that Mexico would pay for. He never said once, that I can recall, in the campaign, "But if Mexico doesn't pay for it, we'll pay for it.' Of course, people voted for it! (pause) Or some. (pause) Not that many.

RUSH: See? He caught himself. He stepped in it so big at the end. "Of course, people voted for it," meaning: It's the epitome of common sense to stop illegal immigration. "Of course, people voted for it." Schumer knows the drill. He knows why people voted for Trump...

Limbaugh was discussing the idiotic straw-man argument that the wall is illegitimate, shouldn't be funded, etc. because Trump promised Mexico would pay for it but he states, and rightly so, that it was Trump tweaking the media on the campaign trail exactly the way he encouraged Russia to look for Hillary's 30,000 e-mails - a joke that the Deep State and Media cite as treason and a reason for impeachment. But that's neither here nor there. The salient point is, as Schemer himself said, the American people voted for a border wall, border security and an end to the dissolution of our nation via unchecked engineered mass migration.

And as the Democrats shamble, mumble and fall apart on this, the GOP Freedom Caucus used their time on the podium to underscore the need to secure our borders. Highlights include freshman Rep Chip Roy from Texas (of course) in his first speech at the podium. Also, Daniel Greenfield highlights the other front of the immigration disaster and that is the importation of the cancer that is the space-rock-pedophile-death-cultists, highlighting the child-bride insanity.

And that dovetails nicely into the Democrat Scandal Sheet where we look at the lovely and gracious freshman Rep Ilhan Omar, the one who was elected despite defrauding the government by lying about marrying her brother to get in to the country. But we should give her a pass for all her stellar work on exposing the evil Jooz and how they stole the wonderful land of Palestine (which is only a town in Texas). Also, CAIR that wonderful humanitarian organization that supports the Democrat Party has one of its officials in bed with Hamas. Lastly, a non-I-KEEEEL-YOU item where Ben Rhodes and Susan Rice have allegedly been subpoenaed to testify about Benghazi. Didn't Ben Ghazi and Al Leppo star in a 60s TV show? Or was that Ben Gazzara and Al Lewis? Charlie Gibson might know.

Shutdown Theatre: Trump has signed a bipartisan bill guaranteeing backpay to furloughed bureaucrats (I'd've preferred RIF-ing them entirely) and a couple of good links about not falling for their crocodile tears, Nancy Palsi will bar Trump from the House for the State of the Union which to me is an opportunity to avoid the Code Pinkos and the other assorted freaks to speak directly to the people at some other venue. Meanwhile, as the Senate Dems refuse to see real citizen victims of illegal alien crime, they attend a rally for the bureaucrats who help enact all the evil Socialist edicts they can't pass in Congress, and Loopy-Ocasio-TacoRosado and a few other freshman children attempt to corner Cocaine Mitch and fail miserably.

Elsewhere in politics, Democrat 2020 hopefuls turn a hearing into a total shitshow over climate change, the rap sheet on Kamala-Toe, Kirstin Jello-Brain flops harder than a 1-ton tuna on the deck of a pitching trawler, Kris Kobach on how Dems now acknowledge voter fraud vis a vis a still undecided North Carolina race, this NY public advocate is a real czar-maker, Mitt Romney is a "frosted Flake" (get it?), two good essays on what the Democrat-Left is all about and the great Victor Davis Hanson is optimistic about Trump in 2020.

First Amendment, Fake News Fakery and Censorship: Google's Sundar Pichai definitely lied to Congress about censorship, Google hates "family," Newsweek's Nina Burleigh is bucking for Helen Thomas status, Pakistan's blasphemy laws trump the First Amendment, how the media actually helped Trump in '16 and what to watch out for in '20, and the 121-year-old Yiddish paper The Forward ceases publishing. I will not be saying kaddish.

Mueller-gate: George Papadopoulos says the FBI wanted him to spy on this Joseph Mifsud character (is he still missing?), Senate Intel Chair Richard Burr will not be going after Trump's interpreters, Mueller will not have anything when it's all said and done and Sebastian Gorka has the right idea about the FBI.

Guns: While we're all distracted with the border, Pittsburgh is looking to "steeler" your guns (cue Rothelisberger cap lock comments) and a Federalist piece on 2 Dem gun bills that need to be killed.

Foreign Desk: Iran is huffing and puffing about a spy the FBI nabbed, the EU tells Theresa May to make them a Belgian waffle sammich and kill Brexit, PDT supposedly gave Israel the green light to steal Iran's nuke files, Israel's ambassador slaps Mahmoud Abbas upside the head with a krav-maga truth slap, the DIA uncovers the obvious about PLA/Chi-Com intentions, another Trump shredding of an Obama policy wherein Cuba can now be sued for seized US assets, asylum for the Saudi apostate teen is good but what about Christians in Pakistan, and with 4 US servicemen killed in a Syrian suicide blast, is ISIS really defeated there?

Domestic News: Ben Sasse does some good for a change with a bill to corner the Dems on the anti-Catholic bent vis a vis the Knights of Columbus and nominees affiliated with same, Gavin Nuisance is now ready to tax drinking water which the Left there claimed was a human right or something, the DC mayor shows signs of sanity by vetoing the bill decriminalizing Metro fare evasion, 25 years after NAFTA and the destruction it wrought (I thought we ditched that?), Dem wage hike proposal will kill jobs and IBD shreds the Dem-pimped 70% tax rate insanity.

Church Sex Abuse Scandal: The Pope smokes dope.

Healthcare: Ohio fires doctor who nearly euthanized 30 near-death patients with fentanyl overdoses (oh, Mr. Kasich?), and Oregon's proposed new law is truly Orwellian in every sense of that word.

Red-Greens: Law school funded by the Tiny Tyrant Doomberg is evidently colluding with the Blue State AG's about the climate change law-fare suits, which is totally not kosher at all.

FemiNazism: Denver Women's March tries covering up the leadership of the rogue Secret Service agent who hoped Trump took a bullet, Gillette's disastrous anti-male ad was - surprise! - crafted by feminazis, and the ad manages to wax nostalgic about men that the SJWs have actually destroyed.

Hither and Yon: The President delivered a powerful address on Religious Freedom day, Christian Toto looks at the hypocrisy surrounding a bit from Family Guy and the Gillette ad is in fact an attack on Trump.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 08:03 AM




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1 Morning!

Posted by: cpurick at January 17, 2019 07:59 AM (7YrFp)

2 Foist?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:59 AM (pUDQf)

3 Dammit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (pUDQf)

4 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (JFO2v)

5 Go call the corgis, since you were first

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (pUDQf)

6 In the hunt.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (4zQrR)

7 Gray Thursdays are the worst.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (Z4rgH)

8 G'mornin' Horde !

20 degrees, snow on the way !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (5fNnO)

9 Yay!

Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (3HNOQ)

10 Moronin', Horde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (kZUVU)

11 Grey Thursday lead in to Blue Monday...

Posted by: human at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (0CeRG)

12 Zodgeist.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (Bdeb0)

13 Honestly, first ain't the mental feat some of these guys make it seem to be.

Posted by: cpurick at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (7YrFp)

14 Oh yeh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (cqNba)

15 Good Morning Morons; Shitty Schumer found a camera.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 08:02 AM (x98e1)

17 Do we have any "artists" brave enough to ridicule the trash religion of piss Mohammad getting cornholed by the barbed cock of Allah?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2019 08:02 AM (y7DUB)

18 Ready, set, GO!

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2019 08:02 AM (k+UmV)

19 Damn Dems... they ruin everything. I know Gilette razors were over priced but my husband liked them so I would still buy them... now what do I buy that is just as good?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 08:03 AM (9iLHi)

20 Well howdy-do to you and you,It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T!

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at January 17, 2019 08:03 AM (dcu2m)

21 13 Honestly, first ain't the mental feat some of these guys make it seem to be.
Posted by: cpurick at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (7YrFp)

Neither is writing your name in the snow, but it's something to chuckle about later.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 08:04 AM (pUDQf)

22 Morning Swarm!!!

Posted by: Jonah at January 17, 2019 08:04 AM (9Ilgc)

23 Get morning JJ and the Horde. Today is the second time this week that I awoke in a joyful mode. Not sure what's going on but I'll take it! Okie dokie, back to the link-fu.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 08:04 AM (9B/d8)

24 Good morning!!


>>Rep Ilhan Omar, the one who was elected despite defrauding the government by lying about marrying her brother to get in to the country.


She DID marry her brother - Powerlineblog tracked down the legal docs back when she was running for state office.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 08:04 AM (W+vEI)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/16/19)

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(Road To Nowhere)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. Samuel Butler


Quote II

More and more, anyone who tries to be funny online, or who dared try to be funny years ago, is brought down by one or all of these lynch-happy goons.

Someone has to stand up to the mob. Someone has to say, “You know what? I’m just going to go on being funny like nothing happened.” David Cole


Quote III

“Of course I saw the videos. I think with the beheadings, that’s execution. I’m from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too. So I really don’t see any difference. They [ISIS] might do it off camera, but it’s the same.” Warren Christopher Clark

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OK, Really NSFW - Bill Burr on Louis CK


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The world's first robotic hotel has to go back to the drawing board.


Rise of the Machines™ The world’s first hotel “staffed by robots” has culled half of its steely eyed employees, because they’re rubbish and annoy the guests.

“Our hotel's advanced technologies, introduced with the aim of maximizing efficiency, also add to the fun and comfort of your stay,” the Henn na Hotel boasted on its website. It’s where multilingual female robots staff the reception desk. Guests are checked in using face recognition. Robot concierges carry your luggage. Robots cleaned and mixed drinks. A voice-activated robot doll is on hand at night while you sleep.

Or rather, it used to be


The ONT Musical Interlude


NSFW
I've No More F**ks To Give H/T Hank Curdmudgeon.

Catchy little tune.


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NSFW: Paul Joseph Watson


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Please pass the popcorn.

Hollywood is wanting to remake yet another movie. This time Cleopatra is their target. Yes, that Cleopatra movie. Only there is a problem. Screeching SJW harpies think that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga (two potential contenders for the role) are …TOO WHITE.

A senior production source at Sony confirmed: “Cleopatra was known as the Queen of the Nile, and Elizabeth Taylor firmly established herself as Hollywood’s queen in the 1963 film version.

“There’s every reason to think that whoever gets to play her this time round is going to enjoy an equally lofty perch in the motion picture industry.”


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Afraid of the Religion of Peace Milo Yiannopoulos, seeks asylum in the USA.

In 2015, I wrote the column that secured my place in the pantheon of Right-wing hate figures: “I’m A Gay Man And Mass Muslim Immigration Terrifies Me.” Shortly afterwards, I left London, disturbed by the state of my capital city and hoping that with a megaphone in America I could sound the alarm about European Islamization. But the cancer has further metastasized. Although I have since married an American citizen, and am therefore eligible for a green card, I am applying for asylum in the United States. It’s the only way to be sure I never have to return to a country with so many citizens eager to see me imprisoned or dead.

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Instead of calling the police he should have called the Better Business Bureau. Genius Award Winner.

A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

The john, identified in a police report as William Batts, said that while the hookers “did perform some sexual services,” the duo “failed to meet [his] expectations.” Thankfully, police did not further describe the elderly man’s carnal desires.


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When one says North Dakota, what do you think of? Do you think of Red Flag Laws? Even North Dakota is not immune from gun grabbers.

There are problems with that, though. Those are problems that the National Rifle Association (NRA) brought up regarding a proposal for a red flag law in North Dakota.

“Nobody wants dangerous people to have access to firearms which is why the NRA supports risk protection orders that respects the due process of rights and ensures those found mentally ill receive the care they need. Most of the red flag laws passed last year, unfortunately, do none of that,” according to National Rifle Association’s Catherine Mortensen.

“Not only do they fail to provide any sort of mental health treatment but they allow the state to deny law-abiding gun owners their due process of rights. If the state can deny due process to these law-abiding residents then what’s to stop them from denying any right to any group of people?”


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Do you experience back pain? Do not inject semen into your body.

In a new case study, Irish doctors report the baffling case of a 33-year-old man who injected his own semen intravenously for a year and a half, a self-developed “cure” intended to treat his chronic back pain. It does not appear to have worked.

After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attention—but not for his arm. The patient instead complained of “severe, sudden onset lower pack pain,” having lifted a “heavy steel object” three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted he’d been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online.

This time around, he had injected three “doses” of semen, entering both his blood vessels and his muscles.


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I'm so happy that I'm 29 years old and married.

In December of last year, Nikole P. Tucker claimed a man raped her in her dorm room at the State University of New York and as feminists repeat endlessly, women just don’t lie about that sort of thing so he must be guilty! Of course, Nikole P. Tucker must be the exception to that rule because…

A college student claimed she was forcibly raped by a man and reported him to police. Now she’s been arrested for filing a false accusation.

During the investigation, police discovered text messages between the 20-year-old Tucker and the man she accused, which proved the sexual encounter had been entirely consensual.

“The two had met through an online dating website, and he is not a student at the college. Tucker admitted she made a false report when confronted with evidence that belied her claims, authorities said,” according to a local report from the Post Star.

Police told the Post Star that Tucker “became upset with the man” after their consensual encounter and made up the rape claim.


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A boy. A puppy. And they are reunited in Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An 8-year-old North Carolina boy who received a devastating and unexpected diagnosis of glioblastoma while visiting family in Utah over the holidays has now been reunited with his beloved dog thanks to the kindness of a complete stranger.

Perryn Miller and his family are from North Carolina but were in Utah for Christmas. During their trip, the boy was informed he was suffering from Stage 4 glioblastoma multiforme — an aggressive, cancerous tumor often found in the brain or spine — after a severe headache landed him in a local hospital. At the time, Perryn was told the tumor found in his brain required immediate surgery. He is now recovering, and the Miller family, whose home was destroyed during Hurricane Florence and has not yet been repaired, plans to stay in the Beehive State while Perryn undergoes additional treatment.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 Abaft, ſodomites!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (CLcKT)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (x98e1)

3 You beat 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (aKsyK)

4 I love all of you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (l9m7l)

5 Hah!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (CLcKT)

6 too

Posted by: Average Prophet of Woe at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (a4aav)

7 Not foist!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (miE9U)

8 There's a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it's all right, baby it's all right

Good evening `rons

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (ykYG2)

9 9?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (Z4rgH)

10 Top ten?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (t6MX/)

11 Great pic MisHum - thanks!

Arizona?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

12 https://youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA

Music to your pic above

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (WNAuL)

13 That top pic? Very phallic. I may be triggered or something.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (Z4rgH)

14 ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (Z+JNA)

15 Oh that first picture!! Now I want to go to Arizona. That sort of looks like Ft. McDowell. If I could hug saquaro cactus I would. I spent hours just driving around our last trip out there. I love the desert.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

16 Is Bill Burr the new Attorney General?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (aKsyK)

17 That's not a road to nowhere. It's a road to where it's at.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (T71PA)

18 Wonder if Bill Burr is related to Aaron.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (miE9U)

19 I just put some Biofreeze (industrial Icy Hot) on my cramped back. I can confidently say I never considered semen injections.*

Thanks for the ONT.

*stuff I never thought I would type, part 537.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (r/WuD)

20 And next time I'll click the link for the picture.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (WNAuL)

21 Wassup?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (DjIXP)

22 Replaced the thermal sensor on the dryer, so clean clothes.

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (LPnfS)

23 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

24 Are those the Joshua Trees that were cut down to make the road during the government shutdown; the ones in the top picture?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:02 PM (kJWoP)

25 19 I just put some Biofreeze (industrial Icy Hot) on my cramped back. I can confidently say I never considered semen injections.*

Thanks for the ONT.

*stuff I never thought I would type, part 537.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (r/WuD)

I've had back issues most of my 29 years.
And I never thought of semen injections either. Guess we don't think outside of the box often.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

26 Arizona?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (9rIk

Yep. It's the only place the saguaro cactus grows.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

27 Good evening all.

Slainte!

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (MkcN1)

28 20 And next time I'll click the link for the picture.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (WNAuL)

I was curious about your first comment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

29 Aetius, back in 2012 when I had my herniated disk, I tried Biofreeze. Did nothing, unfortunately. I needed the surgery.

But when I had my one major flare-up in, I believe, 2016 (right when Prince died, I recall), I tried something called St John's Wort liniment. It actually worked wonders for 24 hours.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (miE9U)

30 Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (QLvwG)

31 Four Corners is the bestest. Bacon and eggs at 0600. Be there or be square.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (zLDYs)

32 There is evidence that penile injection of semen is helpful in reducing depression in women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

33 First!

I like the top picture, MisHum. Looks like Arizona, a nice warm travel destination this time of year.

Thanks for another fabulous ONT!

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (/Z/Su)

34 The article on the Japanese robot hotel doesn't mention that the name of the hotel "Henn-na" means "Weird" or "Strange" in Japanese?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (DjIXP)

35 Duncanthrax, but *whose* semen?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)

36 Great content, MisHum.

Now off to bed. Got the crud and need to call it a night.

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (Z+JNA)

37 Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!

They offered him super sex, but they didn't know how to open the Campbell's can ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (LPnfS)

38 "A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery."

Fuck yeah, man! 216 represent.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (icI8A)

39 Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!


Posted by: Count de Monet----
They'd better had given him the senior discount!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (9rIkM)

40
The article on the Japanese robot hotel doesn't mention that the name of the hotel "Henn-na" means "Weird" or "Strange" in Japanese?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


How about a Henn-na rinse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)

41 There is evidence that penile injection of semen is helpful in reducing depression in women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

I think more research needs to be done on the subject.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (/Z/Su)

42 "Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!"

It was kind-of / sort-of a plot point in Eastwood's The Mule

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

43
Do not inject ...

I thought that was stem cell research? Isn't that what they do? Inject stem cells? Thinking outside the box, obviously, that is how medical breakthroughs happen.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (kJWoP)

44 33 First!

I like the top picture, MisHum. Looks like Arizona, a nice warm travel destination this time of year.

Thanks for another fabulous ONT!
Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (/Z/Su)


You're welcome and thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

45 I've seen workspaces like that. It's one of the reasons I don't do PC support anymore.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (UdKB7)

46 It would have been truly horrifying if the semen injector had discovered the secret to eternal youth.*

*Things I never thought I'd type #538

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (r/WuD)

47 Popped up from somewhere today for me:

Miss teen Poland swimsuit competition desfile del traje de baño 妙龄小姐波兰泳装竞争 47

https://youtu.be/lbsIEXFAx1M

These girls are far too young for me, but I presume there may be younger fellers on here who could appreciate this clip.

Posted by: mindful webworker - because I'm a giver at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (7GQxk)

48 Of course I saw the videos. I think with the beheadings, that's execution. I'm from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too. So I really don't see any difference. They,ISIS, might do it off camera, but it's the same." Warren Christopher Clark

Geez. No difference between a person who raped and murdered a woman going through a trial by jury and 20 years of appeals, and a group of extremists whacking someone's head off because he holds the wrong views?

Warren Christopher Clark is a piece of crap.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

49 For a second I thought Warren Christopher Clark was the eHarmony guy, LOL. Isn't his name something like that as well?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (gpinW)

50 Prepare the deplatform for the final match

Bloodsport 2

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (86E7L)

51 Police told the Post Star that Tucker 'became upset with the man' after their consensual encounter and made up the rape claim.



Always under promise and over deliver.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (QLvwG)

52 I know I've said this before and I will continue to say it. The AoS Horde is the greatest community on earth.

If Hollywood ever decides that, yes, I am the genius they need to save them, and they need to pay a lot of money to hire me, the first thing I am going to do is hire Calm Mentor as a publicity guy. His job: convince the world I am not a psychopath. Spoiler alert: this is not going to be an easy assignment, but, having untold wealth, there are resources.
I love each and every one of you folks, and if I am ever in a position t help, I will be there.
Spoiler alert: sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

53 The inside of that guy's computer is probably covered with a hairy tarry goo. Nasty.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (UdKB7)

54 Willowed:

373 It's nice of the troll's halfway house to give him a sort of work release for his fight with YD.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)

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Oh, I have no intention to fight. In fact I made assiduously sure not to make a single threat against the fine gentleman (though he made many against me).

Just to arrange a meeting, which I'm positive will be concluded peacefully and professionally.

But, on the off chance it isn't: I didn't make a single threat, or ask for a fight. Any injuries incurred will be his fault.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (MOwG6)

55 Great pic MisHum - thanks!

Arizona?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (9rIkM)


Nope, my HQ posting station.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

56 41 There is evidence that penile injection of semen is helpful in reducing depression in women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I think more research needs to be done on the subject.
Posted by: ALH
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Just the tip ma'am, just the tip.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (+ldAm)

57 We're a blue collar steel town at heart. We respect hard work. And damnit when we pay a couple of prostitutes half a stack to do some freaky shit, we expect them to put their nose to the grindstone, so to speak, and do it!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (icI8A)

58 A road to nowhere? I don't see any urban sprawl or people, which sounds like heaven to me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (auIRg)

59 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (w1Q8n)

60 From lastthread, Hey Mom was the recurring skit...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Opq8YCkFV9s

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (PUmDY)

61 willowed: America 1963 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5cXss5cPg

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (ePWRo)

62 Okay, twenty Quataloos in the pot in the Guess the Moron Pool for that bottom pic.

That's gotta be Slapweasel's desk, while he's waiting to nail 1st on another ONT.


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

63 "The Week in Review" reminds me of my desk after I've cleaned it up.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (WEBkv)

64 re: Polish girls


They all need to gain about 15 lbs. Jezuz.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (gpinW)

65 Wow, top 6,000 on the ONT! Got to buy a lottery tickect tomorrow.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (w1Q8n)

66 Nancy Pelosi is way overdue for her comeuppance.

You don't pull on Superman's cape.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (/Z/Su)

67 What's on the monitor in that bottom picture? Looks like some type of audio processing software, like you would see in a recording studio, which explains a lot, but where are the drugs and prescription pill bottles?

Newports? Must be a jazz band.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (kJWoP)

68 59 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?
Posted by: colfax mingo



Cast her as one of the pyramids.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (WNAuL)

69 Night, y'all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (6qErC)

70 re: Polish girls





They all need to gain about 15 lbs. Jezuz.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (gpinW)

25. The first 15 will go right to their bewbs. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (QLvwG)

71 Semen injections.

Wow.

Okay, I think I'll go kill myself now. I'm calling it.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)

72 MisHum: you need to clean up your desk! I recommend the Marie Kondo method!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

73 Newports? Must be a jazz band.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Ok, I admit it, I snorted.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (9rIkM)

74 Night anon a mouse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (r/WuD)

75 "There's every reason to think that whoever gets to play her this time round is going to enjoy an equally lofty perch in the motion picture industry."

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (bm2af)

76 Cleopatra was Greek.



Marc Antony and Caesar were Romans.

Hollywood is full of idiots.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (NXsWM)

77 What I don't understand is why so many "comedians" and media people think "Fuck" is such a great word to throw around. I mean, don't get me wrong, what the word stands for is great, but use of it just reveals the low-life nature of the person using it.

Posted by: Bob Smith at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (wJLfR)

78 If Hollywood ever decides that, yes, I am the genius they need to save them, and they need to pay a lot of money to hire me, the first thing I am going to do is hire Calm Mentor as a publicity guy. His job: convince the world I am not a psychopath. Spoiler alert: this is not going to be an easy assignment, but, having untold wealth, there are resources.
I love each and every one of you folks, and if I am ever in a position t help, I will be there.
Spoiler alert: sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

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Thank you for confirming that which I only suspected until just now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (ffYR/)

79 YD: Don't worry, if anything goes down, I have confidence as an MOT you'll have the better legal representation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (icI8A)

80
59 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?

Posted by: colfax mingo




Cast her as one of the pyramids.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (WNAuL)


Brian Dennehy can play the Nile. In flood stage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (QLvwG)

81 MisHum, you PROMISED you wouldn't post that pic of my desk at home!!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)

82 "A voice-activated robot doll is on hand at night while you sleep."

What? How is this 'fun' or 'comforting'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (r/WuD)

83 71 Semen injections.

Wow.

Okay, I think I'll go kill myself now. I'm calling it.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)
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Which do you think is worse? The injection or collecting the semen for the injection?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (WEBkv)

84 I read a study that said smart people swear more than dumb people. Probably written by a fucking smart guy. Am I right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:15 PM (gpinW)

85 Talking Heads Road to Nowhere

Ah, the good old days of simplistic special effects for the fun of them music videos.

Of course, I don't remember those days. I was busy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but they're all grown up now at January 16, 2019 10:15 PM (7GQxk)

86 Oh, and for the record, Cleopatra was of Greco-Macedonian descent, not African, so the "she needs to be a person of color!!!" screeching doesn't even make historical sense here.

Okay, now off to go jump off a bridge.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 10:15 PM (2PXwn)

87 From a handheld....Yeah me!

So Jan is denying the venue of the floor of the house. But the president is constitutionally obligated to make a sotu.



I propose that PDT make an oval office invite to the house and Senate majority and minority leaders. He makes a televised sotu in the Oval Office with himself and the four other leaders.



Enjoy the shit sandwhich nan and chuck. You did not really think this one through didja?

Posted by: Cuthbet the Witless at January 16, 2019 10:16 PM (9dzlp)

88 Which do you think is worse? The injection or collecting the semen for the injection?

Posted by: Blake
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Ahem.

Posted by: Select Sires at January 16, 2019 10:16 PM (9rIkM)

89 Anjelina Jolie is too white to play Cleopatra? IIRC, Cleopatra was a Ptolemy, Greek.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

90 Anyone know what the software is in the desk pic? Looks like audio editing.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)

91 Broseidon, probably Pro Tools

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U)

92 83 Which do you think is worse? The injection or collecting the semen for the injection?


The story was in the daily-mail. He was using his own.

IIRC, the story also had the word "china" in it, which most of the daily-mail's most "interesting" stories do. I just look for "china" and if it's there, I move on.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (vWMNq)

93 I am OK with a darkie doing the Cleopatra role, just as long as she has a good rack and doesn't mind showing it/them. C'mon. Was Liz Taylor that great?

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (3HNOQ)

94 No one tell them Cleopatra was Greek.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (JcXHH)

95 Semen injections are, in my world, a rather private matter. Me and wife, ram and ewes, rooster and hens. Beyond that I don't want to know about it. I assume there are many millions of said injections, but I don't want to know about. I am oldfashioned and a prude.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (w1Q8n)

96 90 Anyone know what the software is in the desk pic? Looks like audio editing.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)
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People should be more interested in the make and model of monitor. Any device that can survive that much smoke and ash has got to be almost bullet proof.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (WEBkv)

97 Greek, but swarthy.

Posted by: Zombie Cleopatra at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (jGvbj)

98
And all this time I thought Cleopatra was Egyptian.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (kJWoP)

99 Blake, it's a Dell monitor.

Meanwhile my trusty Acer monitor is still going strong after almost 10 years...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)

100 100

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (7ZQe3)

101 Hey Mon, I am being very lazy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

102 Heh, better than a first

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (7ZQe3)

103 I don't want to know what's in the bottles to the left of the computer screen, do I?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

104 No one tell them Cleopatra was Greek.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (JcXHH)

She was a homo?

Posted by: Rev Al at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (9gHOW)

105 Meanwhile my trusty Acer monitor is still going strong after almost 10 years...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)
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Yeah, those prehistoric monitors were rather well built.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv)

106 95 I am oldfashioned and a prude.

And yet: "Me and wife, ram and ewes, rooster and hens."



Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (vWMNq)

107 People should be more interested in the make and
model of monitor. Any device that can survive that much smoke and ash
has got to be almost bullet proof.

Posted by: Blake
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He could have used an old IBM 3270. Installed them in the melt shop in steel mills. Damn near indestructible. 'Course, only had green text but still.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (9rIkM)

108 72 MisHum: you need to clean up your desk! I recommend the Marie Kondo method!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

I'm thinking that Marie would use a half gallon of gas and a book of matches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

109 Blake, it remembers when W was president

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

110 Wow, awesome content! But, how do you get a pic of my desk?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

111 I think the Cleopatrae / Ptolemies had quit fucking each other a few generations before Cleo VII was born. So that Cleo was probably not pure Macedonian.

But the family would not have been marrying out to Nubians; they would have married out to high-caste Copts. Who weren`t black either. In the slightest.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

112 103 I don't want to know what's in the bottles to the left of the computer screen, do I?
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

Do you think Ace lets us have restroom breaks?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

113 Do you think Ace lets us have restroom breaks?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
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heh.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:22 PM (WEBkv)

114

I'm thinking that Marie would use a half gallon of gas and a book of matches
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)


I think seeing that desk might make her frown for the first time in her life.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

115 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (ffYR/)

116 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

117 That's a whole lotta menthols.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

118 I lurk therefore I am.

Posted by: Know Nick at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (z+Wdl)

119 Calm Mentor, save every email.

The more he posts, the more time he'll do in the pokey and the more you'll get in the civil harassment suit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

120 Never met a Polish girl who wasn't happy.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (ePWRo)

121 115 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe



Used heroin needles?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (WNAuL)

122 Welcome to the United States, Milo. We may not always agree, and we may not even be polite with each other, but at least we have a right to free speech and sometimes we're even allowed to defend ourselves.

For now.

Posted by: Gork at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (VmQ66)

123 103 I don't want to know what's in the bottles to the left of the computer screen, do I?
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
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Great, thanks for pointing that out, 'cause I just had to go and look..uggh.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (WEBkv)

124 Milo's article was a very eloquent takedown of islamism. Recommended.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt)

125 It wouldn't surprise me if that's the desk of Bob from the NSA.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (jGvbj)

126 Polish girls are great, but
Polish polishes are appalling.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (miE9U)

127 @111 But the family would not have been marrying out to Nubians;
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If they had been mixing in some Nubian skin tones, then chances are that Julius and Mar Antony wouldn't have been lusting after her as badly as they did. The Romans were a bit more egalitarian than a lot of countries back then (that whole "anyone can be a citizen if you earn it" thing), but they were still a lot more racist than we are.

Posted by: junior at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (Fp6vo)

128 David Byrne's Lazy is awesome.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0K3HlGRGEcQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

129 Byrne is still working. I gotta respect that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

130 @78 - You're welcome?

Not sure what is what.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (l9m7l)

131 51 Police told the Post Star that Tucker 'became upset with the man' after their consensual encounter and made up the rape claim.

Fortunately for her victim, the case was handled by police and not a university kangaroo court of womens studies professors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

132 The road to nowhere
Leads to me

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

133 124
Milo's article was a very eloquent takedown of islamism. Recommended.


Gay marriage entitles him to a green card ... my how times have changed.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (vWMNq)

134 Calm Mentor, save every email.

The more he posts, the more time he'll do in the pokey and the more you'll get in the civil harassment suit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

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Oh, I am. I forwarded the first one to a friend who iscformer NSA, and is scary smart with anything computer/web related. Psychotroll may very soon have to buy new devices if I push that particular go button.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/)

135 Another good thing about the movie The Great Escape, the Director of Photography is named Fapp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (4DC4H)

136 A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

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Well, at least someone got some on my birthday...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (8g9zh)

137 Man I've been on plenty of roads like teh one above here in AZ just to find an undiscovered hike. Stunning landscape. But don't break down. You'll die.

Posted by: Tatu at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (pLgt/)

138 One of the nastiest service calls I made long ago was to a day traders' house and he had a desk like that but he also had birds and bird shit all over the house. Those fucking bird would climb on everything and everybody. Everything was full of bird feathers and dust and tar and it was just nasty.

The best part about it was the guy was also the county coroner. Smoked cigars all day long.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (UdKB7)

139 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.

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The more he posts, the more time he'll do in the pokey and the more you'll get in the civil harassment suit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16

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This. Save them all. And, if he has the integrity to meet me as arranged, I'll put a stop to the senseless torment of decent by the eloquence of my argument.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (MOwG6)

140 Watson Incel vid: All this and more

Gillette ad gets the sharp wit of Julie Borowski, the Conservative Twins, Mark Dice, Paul Joseph Watson, Brandon Tatum, the Amazing Lucas, Ozzy NSFW Man, and the more serious reports from the Daily Wire, Rebel Media, and that pretty blond on OAN.

2nd of 2 playlists - "Razor Cuts" - on - well, click the nic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - strokes beard thoughtfully at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (7GQxk)

141 The yogurt containers seem a bit out of place on that desk. An empty gin bottle or two and empty packets of pork rinds would be more realistic.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

142 128
David Byrne's Lazy is awesome.



Only available to music premium members ... you paid for that?

Since I'm not a member. Is it reminiscent of Deep Purple's Lazy or is it all his own?


Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (vWMNq)

143 Damn. Tatu.

Posted by: Tatu at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (pLgt/)

144 It was kind-of / sort-of a plot point in Eastwood's The Mule

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2


Two Sisters for Brother Mule.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (n0W4B)

145 Pulling this over from the previous thread...


Homey was SNL, wasn't he ?
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (bUjCl)

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Homey don't play that!


Damon Wayans was Homey on In Living Color.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (8g9zh)

146 Oh, I am. I forwarded the first one to a friend who iscformer NSA, and is scary smart with anything computer/web related. Psychotroll may very soon have to buy new devices if I push that particular go button.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/)
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*thinks about turning Calm Mentor's email address over to Amway. Decides no one needs that kind of harassment.*

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (WEBkv)

147 Byrne's last tour was great, it was lol wireless.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (PUmDY)

148 Calm Mentor, good!
Yud, thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)

149 Chelou https://youtu.be/5Yz2t1QeIHQ

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)

150 >>>A boy. A puppy. And they are reunited in Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

I don't mean to be an a-hole. It's great that he was given the one comfort of his dog given what he was going through. The people who drove him there did a wonderful deed. But I find it depressing. Psychological condition can influence health - maybe the dog will help him recover. But until he does, I can't feel good about it. We have all this technology that can change genes and cultivate bacteriophage viruses that destroy harmful bacteria. But we still cannot destroy these cells.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

151 Double Tatu sock fail. Pathetic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (pLgt/)

152 Man I've been on plenty of roads like teh one above
here in AZ just to find an undiscovered hike. Stunning landscape. But
don't break down. You'll die.

Posted by: Tatu
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Or take a rental (compact sedan) on those *roads*. They'll get hung up in the wheel ruts.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (9rIkM)

153 The bottom pic reminds me of working in Silicon Valley in the 80s. Except it wasn't Newports and Red Bull. The developers lived on Coke and weed.

The boss would put up a big tent in the back parking lot on Fridays, and did a BBQ so they would get at least one decent meal a week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (EZebt)

154 What happens when you mash together music videos by a techno J-Pop group named Perfume set to the song "The Hustle."

https://youtu.be/frCnHr1CmDg

If you want to reboot Charlie's Angels, I suggest these ladies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2019 10:32 PM (4DC4H)

155 Tonypete, if/when I visit Death Valley, I'm thinking of bringing along a satellite phone. Can't be too careful...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

156 Is that Aces desk? Gainzzzzzz!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:32 PM (pLgt/)

157 He could have used an old IBM 3270. Installed them in the melt shop in steel mills. Damn near indestructible. 'Course, only had green text but still.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (9rIkM)

Those things were awesome. I remember there was a Star Trek game on the ibm4381/jes 3.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:33 PM (Rz2Nc)

158 Or take a rental (compact sedan) on those *roads*. They'll get hung up in the wheel ruts.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (9rIkM)

Good times Tony!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (pLgt/)

159 Semen is so versatile.

There's lots you can do with it!

Posted by: SHEP at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (MAstk)

160 Tatu put out some decent tracks in the 2000s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (ykYG2)

161 111 I think the Cleopatrae / Ptolemies had quit fucking each other a few generations before Cleo VII was born. So that Cleo was probably not pure Macedonian.

I thought they were still marrying their siblings at the time of Cleo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

162 Paul Joseph Watson has great videos.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

163 All, not lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

164 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (/qEW2)


Life sucks.
Once in awhile a little ray of sunshine is a good thing


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

165 Cosmic, I think Bob at the NSA is trying to autocucumber us to death

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

166 Tatu put out some decent tracks in the 2000s.

Once I got off that damn island I was able to pursue my dream ...

Posted by: a small person at January 16, 2019 10:36 PM (5qMRB)

167 Just finished and passed my Tang Soo Do gup test for 5th Gup (green belt with a stripe) tonight. My 29 year olde ass is dragging. Pro tip, try to avoid getting your ass handed to you by the 15 year old girl next time you get assigned a free sparing partner.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (8ZeGS)

168 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

That would be cool. I'm usually just on the iPad these days, but my desk is an old woodworking bench with a couple of vices and tool tray.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

169 I'm from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too.


He's a lying sob, he's not a Texan.
Read that sentence.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)

170 I had a VW convertible I took on roads much worse than that with my crazy cousin in NM in teh 80's. We'd see a side road and off we'd go. He'd stand up in tthe passenger seat to look for bad spots. I'm surprised our bones aren't out in the desert. No cellphones then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (pLgt/)

171 If Mazzy Star and Chris Isaak had a kid - youtu.be/p50k_kklM7g

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

172 Lady Gaga as Cleopatra?!?
It's not the race that's a problem there --- Italian/Greek/generic Mediterranean. No big diff.

But, traditionally at least, you want a beauty with presence.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Rxduq)

173 I usually get injected with semen.

But without needles!

Posted by: SHEP at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (MAstk)

174 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (ffYR/)

Sorry that's happening to you. If there are threats and such turning it over to its ISP could get the household to loose internet service. It's mom and dad will not be happy.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

175 AlL!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

176 The yogurt containers seem a bit out of place on that desk. An empty gin bottle or two and empty packets of pork rinds would be more realistic.

Where are the empty Valu-Rite liquor bottles?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 10:41 PM (lD3vL)

177 172 Lady Gaga as Cleopatra?!?
It's not the race that's a problem there --- Italian/Greek/generic Mediterranean. No big diff.

But, traditionally at least, you want a beauty with presence.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Rxduq)


Sarah Jessica Parker to pull the chariot?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:41 PM (aA3+G)

178 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I've linked to it before: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7b2wwle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)

179 At FB, pic of a teen with his science project: "How much sawdust can you put into a rice krispy square before people notice?"

I commented, it was better than my paper, which was "How much air can you force into a hamster through its mouth with a bicycle pump before it explodes?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (miE9U)

180 How did troll get your email?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

181 Last pic:

My brother's workstation.

Except the cigs would be Winstons.

Replace the yogurt cups with pizza boxes.

No bottled water, just liter Doctor Pepper bottles.

And, anyway, an utter computer Luddite, so, no tech.

Other than that, nailed it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cover with mildew and age well at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (7GQxk)

182 Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)
No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

183 A dark haired Bulgarian actress would be able to give us a Cleo VII

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

184 One thing I find depressing about the Gilette ads?

I haven't seen the new Gilette ads. I'm sure that they've been linked, but I have no desire to watch them. The Gilette ad that I *have* seen a lot of recently was about a dad raising his two sons right. And because of the influence of that dad, only having one hand wasn't enough to stop one of those sons from becoming a professional football player.

So I'm seeing that ad, and thinking that it's a pretty cool ad. And then I start hearing that they're pulling stupid nonsense in another new ad.

Posted by: junior at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (Fp6vo)

185 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (n0W4B)

186 Mike, looks like you're owned by a cat

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (miE9U)

187 I'm onto an Evan Williams in loving memory of my Faye.

Cheers!

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (MkcN1)

188 168 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

That would be cool. I'm usually just on the iPad these days, but my desk is an old woodworking bench with a couple of vices and tool tray.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

42 Inch TV used as my monitor... sitting on my PS4 sitting on an old desk.


Drink, coffee cup, some paperwork... a couple of bills... glasses... a mess... LOL.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

189 If Mazzy Star and Chris Isaak had a kid - youtu.be/p50k_kklM7g
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)


Hey, that's pretty good. It reminds me a bit of early (up to ~2000) Hooverphonic. Doesn't sound exactly the same, but it feels the same.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

190 I had a VW convertible I took on roads much worse than that with my crazy cousin in NM in teh 80's. We'd see a side road and off we'd go. He'd stand up in tthe passenger seat to look for bad spots. I'm surprised our bones aren't out in the desert. No cellphones then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (pLgt/)


Those old VeeDubs were great off-roaders, they were good in snow too.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (T71PA)

191 Osamu Tezuka's Cleopatra: Queen of Sex

https://youtu.be/qlCUrWEcLIA

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (4DC4H)

192 I commented, it was better than my paper, which was "How much air can you force into a hamster through its mouth with a bicycle pump before it explodes?"
Posted by: qdpsteve
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This is the absolute truth. I know a couple of guys who's high school science project was getting hamsters to breathe underwater.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (/dN1M)

193 Hilton Perez was on the Adam Carolla podcast and called Milo a "right wing terrorist". Adam was like WTF, why would you call him that? To which Perez said because he incited violence against someone on twitter. To which Adam said, yeah but nobody actually got hurt. To which Perez said, yeah but it was virtual violence.

This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with. He is a terrorist because he virtually caused someone (Leslie Jones) make believe violence on twitter.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (gpinW)

194 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (n0W4B)

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Now THAT I would spend money on. I know she's had some work done, but she gets better with age so far.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (ffYR/)

195 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)


Bummer can't get to see your pic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

196 Mike, they sound like high-IQ individuals. :-P

Would have been nice though if they had removed the hamsters from the school pool after they were done with the experiment

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:46 PM (miE9U)

197 Okay,if I have pissed off Calm Mentor in some way, let me say, I am completely apologetic for that, and promise not to do so again.
For the record, I recognize Calm Mentor's position as very, very close to my own. I was lucky enough to find a path outward, and I hope that he finds a similar way to the light.
As always, if I was offensive in any way, it was not intended and I offer my apologies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)

198 Aniston in Horrible Bosses. Oh man. boioiiinnngg

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (ykYG2)

199 "This is the absolute truth. I know a couple of guys
who's high school science project was getting hamsters to breathe
underwater.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I've seen worse ideas.
And I guess you've noticed Asheville is back in the news for viral videos again?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (DjIXP)

200 If there are threats and such turning it over to its ISP could get the household to loose internet service. It's mom and dad will not be happy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 20

Sadly, he uses anonymized email, IP is Schweiz (Lausanne).

But as I said, if he has the courage of his convictions, we'll be meeting soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (MOwG6)

201 I've linked to it before: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7b2wwle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM


I can't quite make out what's open on the screen there, but it seems dodgy... "B-Chiku" or some such, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (CLcKT)

202 >>>I've No More F**ks To Give H/T Hank Curdmudgeon.

Those two women seemed to have the hots for him. I need to a) grow a beard, b) learn to play the ukulele, c) say "fuck" more often.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 10:48 PM (/qEW2)

203 boulder, Aniston seems to specialize in appearing in workplace comedies.

First Office Space, then Horrible Bosses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

204 If we're getting a new Cleo, I wouldn't mind seeing Jameela Jamil in the part.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4w6f8k

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:48 PM (8g9zh)

205 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at J




you know, not enough people appreciate the sublime perfection of that combination.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

206 I don't think my desk top ever looked quite that bad. But my fix-it guy would dig out my little shop vac first thing every time I called him to to make my computer do what it was supposed to do to suck all the cat hair from all available vents and other such spaces. I'd hang my head in shame, promise to do better, but the next time, there was even more cat hair every where.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (urhTh)

207 How did troll get your email?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

.....

As for me.... I gave him mine.

He found CM through his GFM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (MOwG6)

208 ...I'm onto an Evan Williams in loving memory of my Faye.

Cheers!

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (MkcN1)




I'm raising a glass of Tom Sims Bourbon in salute to the both of you, amigo.

To you, and to your memories. May they bless you, always.

Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

209 Okay,if I have pissed off Calm Mentor in some way, let me say, I am completely apologetic for that, and promise not to do so again.
For the record, I recognize Calm Mentor's position as very, very close to my own. I was lucky enough to find a path outward, and I hope that he finds a similar way to the light.
As always, if I was offensive in any way, it was not intended and I offer my apologies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)

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I have no idea what you are talking about here. Nobody here has pissed me off in a long, long time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (ffYR/)

210 "Aniston seems to specialize in appearing in workplace comedies."

And there must be at least one joke or comment about the size of her hooters somewhere in the script. It's required in her contract.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (DjIXP)

211 No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)


There's no need. Everyone in the world knows where Texas USA is and the outline of the state.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (QLvwG)

212 I can't believe I'm still upright. So this about Cleopatra. don't care what color she was, she was some kind of fine. There it is.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (zLDYs)

213 Are we going for looks or acting ability when it comes to who plays Cleopatra?

Never mind, Anniston is in the mix.

Well, heck, why not just go for Mrs. Verlander?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

214 They're right though. Cleopatra Schwartz WAS black.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

215 177---Sarah Jessica Parker to pull the chariot?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
-----------------------------------
Rosie O'Donnell as a hippo?
James Carville as the asp?
Barack Obama as a Nubian eunuch?
The possibilities are endless!

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (Rxduq)

216 what is gfm? some kind of sex thing for old people?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

217 My Dad told me this past weekend that Jennifer Lawrence only has an eighth grade education. It seems studios would require tutors, but he said not with her.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (PUmDY)

218 I don't think my desk top ever looked quite that bad. But my fix-it guy would dig out my little shop vac first thing every time I called him to to make my computer do what it was supposed to do to suck all the cat hair from all available vents and other such spaces. I'd hang my head in shame, promise to do better, but the next time, there was even more cat hair every where.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (urhTh)

-------------------------------

When folks come to me about their computer woes, that's often the second thing I ask about (the first, of course, is "did you try turning it off and then on again?")

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (8g9zh)

219 Mike, looks like you're owned by a cat
Posted by: qdpsteve
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My old pal Belmont, circa 1997, he was about 17 then. Lived to 20.

http://tinyurl.com/yd7upzr9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (w54mS)

220
I'm raising a glass of Tom Sims Bourbon in salute to the both of you, amigo.

To you, and to your memories. May they bless you, always.

Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

Clink

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (MkcN1)

221 195 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)


Bummer can't get to see your pic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

There is a fair amount of pussy in that picture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (r/WuD)

222 Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

That's a huge monitor!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

223 There's no need. Everyone in the world knows where Texas USA is and the outline of the state.

No kidding, and I wish they would stop moving here.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (lD3vL)

224 y5, GFM = GoFundMe

Cosmic, that's probably because I believe JenLaw is also an exec producer on whatever she appears in. Ain't nobody gonna give the boss homework...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (miE9U)

225 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085594944939659264

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595036752977926

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595134677446657

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595219737878533

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595303145861120

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2019 10:53 PM (0Ntuf)

226 Belmont was cool, Mike. He was cool.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (zLDYs)

227 Mike, hmmm
apparently he/she really enjoys stretching out on your desk

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (miE9U)

228 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595390026674176

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595480359358472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595562509025280

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595652636270596

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595730771918850

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (0Ntuf)

229
Bummer can't get to see your pic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Can't get in at Photobucket?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (w54mS)

230 Thank you, Calm Mentor. In addition to being a psychopath, I am also very paranoid,

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (l9m7l)

231 Rone Star State!!

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at January 16, 2019 10:55 PM (QLvwG)

232 YD:

I was curious. So, I up on that stuff and "got smart" on Dueling. First of all, you can't ever hold public office, or be a judge or anything like that, in the State of Kentucky if you've ever been a Principal or Second in a Duel.

The challenged chooses the weapons - swords or pistols. He can challenge you in writing, or throw a glove down. And, you guys need to immediately appoint a second or seconds, to act on your behalf. No more contact between Principals. They will decide on location, and whether Refreshments will be served.

This should be fun!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 10:55 PM (5gT6u)

233 Thank you, Calm Mentor. In addition to being a psychopath, I am also very paranoid,
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (l9m7l)

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Noted.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:56 PM (ffYR/)

234 so the f is not for fuck?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

235 213 Are we going for looks or acting ability when it comes to who plays Cleopatra?
Never mind, Anniston is in the mix.
Well, heck, why not just go for Mrs. Verlander?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)
------------------------------------------
No, you need someone with.... presence.
Anniston and Upton meet the beauty criterion but not that.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (Rxduq)

236 Belmont was cool, Mike. He was cool.
Posted by: Eromero
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Yeah, I still miss the little bugger. Died 19 years ago. I buried him under a cherry tree in the side yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (ZMWtN)

237 Get me a ten gaw-ron hat and spurs. Yippi Kai Yay!!

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (QLvwG)

238 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

239 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at J









you know, not enough people appreciate the sublime perfection of that combination.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)


Big boobs and an ass you can palm like a fucking cheeseburger. An example of perfection in an imperfect universe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (9Om/r)

240 Don't know why the guy was injecting his semen in his arm for back pain. He should have just used it like a topical and rubbed it on his back. Works great for male pattern baldness. I've been applying mine to my head for a few years now and have a full thick head of hair.

Posted by: Chad Thundercock at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (M94/d)

241 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes

-
Prolly wanted a Tijuana corkscrew and those run over $500.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (+y/Ru)

242 Can't get in at Photobucket?


Nope, I think it's the damn iPad
Sounds like others are viewing it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

243 Sadly, he uses anonymized email, IP is Schweiz (Lausanne).

But as I said, if he has the courage of his convictions, we'll be meeting soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (MOwG6)

So it's less than a man. My theory has always been those types of services are LE apps.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

244 Anonosaurus, the TJ corkscrew these days comes with a caravan of diseases...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:59 PM (miE9U)

245 Belmont looks like a cat I would've enjoyed hangin' out with.

Dude had style and presence to spare, even when stretched out a'snoozin'.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

246 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
---------

Pet Thread? That's our very own (and present here now) MisHum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (ZMWtN)

247 238 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

The AoSHQ Pet Thread?

Yes I do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

248 Cleopatra.

-
Veni, vidi, wowsie!

Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (+y/Ru)

249 This should be fun!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 10:55 PM (5gT6u)

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This is a peaceful thing. Don't forget that I have no intention of harming anyone. There will be need for rules in our meeting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (MOwG6)

250 Observation: AOC's nose looks like a B-2.

G'night Horde. See ya in the morning.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 11:01 PM (NtglE)

251 Belmont looks like a cat I would've enjoyed hangin' out with.

Dude had style and presence to spare, even when stretched out a'snoozin'.
--------------

Also, dangerous. 11 pound Siamese male, and afraid of nothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:01 PM (ZMWtN)

252 Be no need

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 11:01 PM (MOwG6)

253 The only reason I'm still here in Commiefornia is I get to go out in the desert and escape the freaks for a while.

They are afraid of their own skins and.....snakes which is funny since they have DNA with the same


jus sayin......"BARTENDER!!!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 16, 2019 11:02 PM (kFkpX)

254 How can I get a pic to you?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:02 PM (PUmDY)

255 Why do folks like Rush get it *so* wrong sometimes? Trump shouldn't turn his SOTU into a "rally" to his supporters. It's his one chance a year to speak directly to the low-fo's and make the Democrats look foolish.

Turning the low-fo's OFF would be roughly the dumbest thing he can do, just as a bunch of idiot Democrats and their lickspittles at Pravda Inc are gearing up to take him on.

They want to stop the SOTU because Trump hits an inside the park grand slam and runs the bases backwards in slow motion... every single time. This one will be no different.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2019 11:02 PM (uEbPt)

256 Mike Hammer, I can rehost the picture on stoatnet if you want (direct link, no ads or nothin').

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

257 Nope, I think it's the damn iPad
Sounds like others are viewing it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

I'm on an iPad and viewed the, um, pussy just fine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)

258 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
---------

Pet Thread? That's our very own (and present here now) MisHum.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
----------

Oops. Wrong 'MH'.
*bows repeatedly and backs away*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (ZMWtN)

259 I learned something new tonight. I never heard the original version of "Viola Lee Blues" by Gus Cannon in 1928:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClC_KizCpQk

This 1967 version is much more well-known:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osrb3SqpP90

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

260 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at J









you know, not enough people appreciate the sublime perfection of that combination.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)


Big boobs and an ass you can palm like a fucking cheeseburger. An example of perfection in an imperfect universe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at J





years and years of day in and day out trying to decode the ties that bound the horde went by. suddenly there was a click and the first number in the combination that would open the safe to all that was sacred to the horde was revealed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

261 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had. Maybe she could suck a block of granite through a pyramid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (9Om/r)

262 Mike Hammer, I can rehost the picture on stoatnet if you want (direct link, no ads or nothin').
Posted by: hogmartin
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I think MisHum has seen the picture. I've probably sent it by back channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (ZMWtN)

263 Oh yeah, ISIS and the TDCJ have so much in common. For instance, they both have four letters as an abbreviation. I. Just. Can't. Even.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (uTY3H)

264 there are no hookers worth hiring in south euclid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

265 254 How can I get a pic to you?

Cosmic send your photo,M story and your nic to me


petmorons at gmail dot com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

266 Oh that first picture!! Now I want to go to
Arizona. That sort of looks like Ft. McDowell. If I could hug saquaro
cactus I would. I spent hours just driving around our last trip out
there. I love the desert.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

I was going to say Usery Mountain, which is not far from Ft. McDowell. I have ridden down roads just like that, here. Maybe even that one. I, too, love the desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 11:06 PM (nPGq2)

267 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had. Maybe she could suck a block of granite through a pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker
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A ginger too, but it was dyed. Usually only when she was in N. Africa.

That was the source of the saying, "Henna worn for Tunis?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:06 PM (ZMWtN)

268 I've linked to it before: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7b2wwle


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)

Cute Siamese! And is that AoS on the monitor?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 11:06 PM (XKZwp)

269 Ok, thank you!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (PUmDY)

270 Maybe it was here - I wish I'd thought of it - someone suggested the President should load up the gallery at SOTU with "Angel Moms" - you know, the crime victims of illegal aliens Peloosi declined to meet with or even acknowledge.

"Disinviting" - claiming security concerns is just idiotic from a stragery perspective, if you're a Democrat. It just shows how tone deaf and out of it they are.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (5gT6u)

271 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had.
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We could ask Vic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (ZMWtN)

272 there are no hookers worth hiring in south euclid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

You are correct, and he should have just done a Yelp review rather than calling the police.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

273
Get me a ten gaw-ron hat and spurs. Yippi Kai Yay!!
Posted by: Kim Jong-un


Gaw-ron was a Klingon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)

274 Cute Siamese! And is that AoS on the monitor?
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Not just AoS, but the ONT. He makes half of the posts under my nic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (KoKdw)

275 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't
actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had.
Maybe she could suck a block of granite through a pyramid.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM


IIRC, she was scarred from smallpox, had some sort of disfiguring condition, or something, and used toxic pancake make-up that made things worse...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (CLcKT)

276 I think MisHum has seen the picture. I've probably sent it by back channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (ZMWtN)

Thats my favorite channel!

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (pLgt/)

277
someone suggested the President should load up the gallery at SOTU with "Angel Moms"

Pelosi will counter with "Devil Moms"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

278 Zettai, so Cleopatra was a prehistoric Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (miE9U)

279 you know who is really ugly, that girl that claimed the guy raped. hell, she is lucky he fucked her. should have charged her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

280 someone suggested the President should load up the gallery at SOTU with "Angel Moms"

Pelosi will counter with "Devil Moms"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

The mothers of MS-13ers?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (tVQUs)

281 >>>Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)
No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
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He also referred to Texans as they.

It doesn't matter where you are from; It's we.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ePWRo)

282 IHOP has toxic pancake makeup.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (aKsyK)

283 there are no hookers worth hiring in south euclid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

You are correct, and he should have just done a Yelp review rather than calling the police.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

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If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ffYR/)

284 Pfft, Gillette.

I always used Schick.

Because it rhymes with dick.

And I faked every orgasm.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (VigyG)

285 And that's true today. To my mind, a less-than-ten gal that is self assured and confident is attractive indeed. For reasons unknown, really hot women sometimes think they are ugly. While they still get a lot of attention, it makes them... difficult I think. More difficult than they need to be anyway. A self assured woman is always hotter than anyone in the room.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:11 PM (5gT6u)

286 I think the Cleopatrae / Ptolemies had quit fucking each other a few generations before Cleo VII was born. So that Cleo was probably not pure Macedonian.

-
Cleo married her brother and was supposed to co-rule with him but she decided that the throne wasn't big enough for the both of them so she had him killed.

Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 16, 2019 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)

287 We could ask Vic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (ZMWtN)


LOL. Ok all manana.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (pLgt/)

288 go with the straight edge. you will never buy another razor and you can hand it down for generations if you treat it right.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (MTjB1)

289 IIRC, she was scarred from smallpox, had some sort
of disfiguring condition, or something, and used toxic pancake make-up
that made things worse...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (CLcKT)


The face that sunk 1000 ships.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (9Om/r)

290 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (w1Q8n)

Cleopatra was Greek. So white as the driven snow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (nPGq2)

291 I'm afraid to ask what's the yellow liquid in the bottle by the keyboard.

Posted by: Smarty Skirt at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (xGmBF)

292 283:If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe



Especially if you survive the,,,uh,,,,,transaction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:13 PM (WNAuL)

293
"I'm from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too. So I really don't see any difference. They [ISIS] might do it off camera, but it's the same."

Court summary concerning Alvin Avon Braziel, Jr., executed in Texas on December 13, 2018:

As newlywed couple Lora and Douglas White walked together at Eastfield College on September 21, 1993, Braziel surprised them at gunpoint and demanded money. The couple had no money on them and on the way to get money for Braziel, he got angry with Douglas for looking at him. Douglas warned Lori to run, but Braziel threatened to kill Douglas if Lori ran away. Douglas and Lori immediately started praying. Braziel kicked Douglas and said, "Yeah, you better pray." Braziel then asked, "Where is your God at now?" and shot Douglas in the head. Douglas let out a cry, and Braziel told Douglas to get up, picked Douglas up by the arm, put the gun up underneath Douglas's chest and shot him again. Douglas said, "Oh God, I'm bleeding," let out another cry and then Lori heard the air leave him. Braziel then grabbed Lori by the arm and took her into the bushes as he held the gun to her ear. Braziel then sexually assaulted her at gunpoint while she silently prayed. Douglas died at the scene as a result of his injuries.

Just like those people executed by ISIS!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2019 11:13 PM (LsBY9)

294 281 >>>Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)
No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
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He also referred to Texans as they.

It doesn't matter where you are from; It's we.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I recall John Kerry saying, referring to himself, "I was a soldier". Yeah, well, I've never heard an Airman, Sailor, Marine, or Coastie say that about themselves. It was calculated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:14 PM (2kj6M)

295 269 Ok, thank you!

youre welcome make us proud.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G)

296 Does my hash seem gay?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (pLgt/)

297 BETO / ACO 2020

Yeah I know ACO is too young. But who cares? Beto will rip up the racist, sexist, homophobic, white privileged, toxic masculine constitution when he gets in office, right? No more rules

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (gpinW)

298 Ace of Spaces tech guide tips

YouTube short links

On a YouTube page, click the "share" button for the shortest link. Never need to tinyurl (etc) a YouTube link.

Triple-Click Links

Pixy does not have "live" links but...

single-click - positions cursor
double-click - highlights "word"
triple-click - highlights "paragraph"

So, to make it easy to highlight a link, put any links on a line by itself (eg paragraph).

Don't put a link on the first line (it will have the comment number before it).

Put a line-feed (enter), not a space, before any link, and a line-feed after it.

YMMV, but that's how it works for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (7GQxk)

299 Yankeefifth

What's with the leather strop, is that to remove wire edge on a straight razor? I read that a razor can be too sharp, which makes sense I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (5gT6u)

300 Cleopatra didn't look like Elizabeth Taylor.?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (PUmDY)

301 youre welcome make us proud.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J



you're going to get dick pics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

302 night all

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 16, 2019 11:17 PM (kFkpX)

303
go with the straight edge.

You have to have a straight face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:17 PM (aKsyK)

304 279 you know who is really ugly, that girl that claimed the guy raped. hell, she is lucky



Toxic feminity


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)

305 He also referred to Texans as they.

It doesn't matter where you are from; It's we.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ePWRo)

So I at least get partial credit.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

306 occasio-cortez is cute enough and there is nothing a good regimen of spanking and fucking while listening to books on tape of great philosophers could not fix with her.

she is also a nasty dirty girl. guessing when her sex tape does leak, not one ones I will be making, there is going to be one exhausted girl having a train run on her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

307 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (ffYR/)

I hope you are keeping records that I can use, for when the time comes.

Posted by: zombie Augusto Pinochet at January 16, 2019 11:18 PM (nPGq2)

308 >>>you're going to get dick pics.


You sound a wee bit envious Y5

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

309 Still waiting for a SJW to 'splain to me why a white woman can't play Cleopatra (who was white but even if she wasn't) but a black man can play Alexander Hamilton.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:19 PM (gpinW)

310
Cleopatra was Greek. So white as the driven snow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Joanie Winter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

311 for some reason this was in everyone's youtube recommended lists earlier.


it is kind or nsfw, however, it is not what you think. worth hanging in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6tN8oOjJSM

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

312 If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ffYR/)

I'll take being 79 and still, er um, loving on my wife. F the world.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

313 You sound a wee bit envious Y5
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J


well yeah. the blackmail potential is valuable. do you know how many morons you could blackmail for both of their dollars with those?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (MTjB1)

314 Marc Antony and Caesar were Romans.

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Caesar's political opponents said he was every woman's man and every man's woman so.the SJWs can run with that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 11:22 PM (+y/Ru)

315 Toxic feminity


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J




yes.

nair needs to run a commercial.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

316 Cleo married her brother and was supposed to co-rule with him but she decided that the throne wasn't big enough for the both of them so she had him killed.
Posted by: Julius Caesar
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Herod worried that one of his sons would displace him, so ,

"Three of Herod's sons were put to death, and his brother "escaped death only by dying."

Caesar Augustus observed that it was safer to be one of Herod's pigs, than it was to be his son.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (2qPhT)

317 If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ffYR/)

I'll take being 79 and still, er um, loving on my wife. F the world.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

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I'm single. Were I married, different attitude.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (ffYR/)

318 What I would consider a feel good story: Mueller is driving on the road to DC in order to impeach Trump. There's a blinding flash of light and he crashes and is thrown from his car. He hears a voice saying, "Hey, Low IQ Bob, why are you persecuting me? It's hard to kick against the pricks, and you, sir, are one of the yuuuugest pricks ever to exist!". He then goes blind for several days, becomes a devoted follower of Trump, ends the fake investigation and dedicates the rest of his life to exposing and destroying anti-Trumpers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (/qEW2)

319 >>>well yeah. the blackmail potential is valuable. do you know how many morons you could blackmail for both of their dollars with those?


That's why I was going to contact you. You're a roller and shaker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

320 escaped death only by dying

___

say what now?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (gpinW)

321 I'm single. Were I married, different attitude.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (ffYR/)

Understood.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

322 Dang, y5

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

323
Yanet Garcia for Cleopatra. She can't act, but who gives a shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (f1Vqw)

324 MisHum, cleanup on 313.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:25 PM (miE9U)

325 Nope. Cleopatra married her much younger brother. It was one of the ways the Ptolomies adjusted to ruling Egypt -- adopting Egyption customs. Kind of like China managed to conquer all of its conquerors: absorb and convert the conquerors. Both the Mongols and the Manchu lasted about one generation before giving up and becoming very properly Chinese. And that famous statement: Conquered Greece conquered Rome. Greek freedman just about ran the whole Empire.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 11:25 PM (urhTh)

326 NorthernLurker
A glass of Big Horn Bourbon to you and Faye.
May her memory be a blessing.

It does get better but it's a bitch for a while.
Skoal!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 16, 2019 11:25 PM (Ow8WE)

327 Posted by: Calm DeMented at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (oM64Y)

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Cleanup on this aisle please, MisHum. Also, there is bound to be a first time poster nic quoting it in full shortly, if not up already.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (ffYR/)

328 What's with the leather strop, is that to remove wire edge on a straight razor? I read that a razor can be too sharp, which makes sense I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (5gT6u)

I
know where edge tool sharpening is concerned, like chisels and plane
blades, the leather strop is used right after sharpening. When you
sharpen a blade the right way you will get a super super thin tin foil
like edge hanging off the edge of the blade, and the leather helps do
away with that and leaving a razor like edge. It basically breaks/buffs off
the tin foil by bending it back and forth, and when it comes off the edge is pretty fierce. I sharpen all the wood tools that way and you can shave
with them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (9Om/r)

329 Dang, y5
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at J




did you watch the whole thing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

330 occasio-cortez is cute enough and there is nothing a good regimen of
spanking and fucking while listening to books on tape of great
philosophers could not fix with her.


Please just stop with this weird new fantasy. She's dumber than dirt, immune to logic, and her permanent, immutable religion is Marx.

And if you think she's "cute", well, whatever.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (5qMRB)

331 Cleanup on 332 too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:27 PM (miE9U)

332 escaped death only by dying

___

say what now?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Died of natural causes before Herod could get at him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:28 PM (2qPhT)

333 Heres to faye. Wee dram of monkey shoulder.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)

334 I
know where edge tool sharpening is concerned, like chisels and plane
blades, the leather strop is used right after sharpening. When you
sharpen a blade the right way you will get a super super thin tin foil
like edge hanging off the edge of the blade, and the leather helps do
away with that and leaving a razor like edge. It basically breaks/buffs off
the tin foil by bending it back and forth, and when it comes off the edge is pretty fierce. I sharpen all the wood tools that way and you can shave
with them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (9Om/r)

Yes , it's used to remove the burr.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:29 PM (Rz2Nc)

335 That's why I was going to contact you. You're a roller and shaker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J



first we have to send some proof of dick pics.

put the pics on the newspaper below the headline showing the date. take the pic, send it to them

then we start talking money.

should they not be willing to come through we start sending them one slice of the pic every week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:30 PM (MTjB1)

336 Yanet Garcia Kat Timpf for Cleopatra. She can't act, but who gives a shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM


FIFY!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:30 PM (CLcKT)

337 Please just stop with this weird new fantasy. She's dumber than dirt, immune to logic, and her permanent, immutable religion is Marx.

And if you think she's "cute", well, whatever.

Posted by: that's how it is


This.

She is repulsively stupid, and wants to turn America into Venezuela north, and get rich (like Maduro and Chavez before him).
It's always about money and power and screw priniciples. She has none.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 16, 2019 11:30 PM (S6Pax)

338 Cleanup on 332 too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at J



really I am good with that. I have been called worse by regulars. regularly. well, repeat offenders.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

339 The dritey psychotroll resurfaced on 313.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:31 PM (tVQUs)

340 IRC, she was scarred from smallpox, had some sort of disfiguring condition, or something, and used toxic pancake make-up that made things worse...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


That sounds more like Queen Elizabeth I than ol' Cleo ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (LPnfS)

341 I saw Broken Humans open for Judas Priest at the Civic Area in '83.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (WNAuL)

342 ACO *WAS* pretty hawt in that dancing video. And in less than a decade......meh. She's not ugly, but she's on the back 9 of her looks for sure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (gpinW)

343 He could have used an old IBM 3270. Installed them in the melt shop in steel mills. Damn near indestructible. 'Course, only had green text but still

3278 - best keyboard ever. I think the switches and keycaps were taken directly from the Selectric II. None of the tiny, mushy keys you get on everything now.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (qc+VF)

344 Several of you more frequent commenters should be allowed to wield the Banhammer.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (CeJUf)

345 Cleanup on 345.
Can't wait for Yud to teach you some manners, troll.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:33 PM (miE9U)

346 writing occasio-cortez off out of hand would be a mistake.

she may not be book smart but she knows stuff.

you have probably noticed that there are people who are successful because of what they know, that compete on skill, ability and competence and people that are successful of who they know and their networks. she is the latter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

347 I'm on an iPad and viewed the, um, pussy just fine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)

Photosuckit "detected that I have an ad-blocker" aqnd refused to load the pic.

Posted by: zombie Augusto Pinochet at January 16, 2019 11:33 PM (nPGq2)

348 really I am good with that. I have been called worse by regulars. regularly. well, repeat offenders.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

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Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

349 Yaphet Kotto as Cleopatra. Kam Fong as Chin Ho.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (RuIsu)

350 346: I had to get a Logitech Keyboard to use with my HP laptop because it's keyboard has tiny mushy keys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (WNAuL)

351 Several of you more frequent commenters should be allowed to wield the Banhammer.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at J



banning should be kept to a minimum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

352 Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at J


I know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:35 PM (MTjB1)

353 The troll should go fuck himself. Maybe it would be th first time xer got laid.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:35 PM (0OmEj)

354 Can't wait for Yud to teach you some manners, troll.

Chances of the dickless troll actually showing up are lower than AOC being able to grasp the merits of free enterprise.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:35 PM (5qMRB)

355 Saguaro are beautiful while I sit here, freezing and waiting for another round of global warming. Nothing compared to what the weekend is supposed to bring: much more global warming and highs that might actually reach a very low double digit. I am so grateful for global warming. Just think how cold it would be without it.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 11:36 PM (urhTh)

356 Given her background in mixology and Marxist theory, I betcha AOC makes a wicked Cuba Libre.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 11:36 PM (VigyG)

357 AOC in that video was pretty hot. The AOC now roaming Capital Hill is barely average. There are some serious smoke shows walking around here in Babylon on the Potomac.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (WNAuL)

358 that's how it is, true.
No class, no courage, no manners. Just a walking cockroach.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)

359 Still waiting for a SJW to 'splain to me why a white woman can't play Cleopatra (who was white but even if she wasn't) but a black man can play Alexander Hamilton.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:19 PM (gpinW)


They should do a biopic of Martin Luther King with Shaun King in the title role. Just to fuck with their minds.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (/qEW2)

360 Anybody seen the movie "Roma?"

It's set in a neighborhood, a middle class one, in Mexico City, the neighborhood's name being Roma. A philandering doctor and his wife and two kids are tended to by their maid and cook, a couple of Mixtec girls, who live in quarters above the garage bay of the city house they all share.

The central character of the film is the maid, whose boyfriend knocks up and then ghosts her when he finds out.

The maid character hits all the victim buttons for the NYT, who calls the actress's performance the finest of all in 2018. She's a she, she's knocked up, she's a stubby Aztec that looks about like 95 percent of the central american female caravan marchers, and she rises above all this (the baby's stillborn) so she can smile at the end.

BFD.

Actor of the year. Please.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (+fPHo)

361 she is what 28? 29? she is all hopped up on her own supply, has not endured something other than ridiculous success. she was not ready for her role or the limelight and she is going with what she knows - crazy shit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

362

There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)

363 You drop your drinks and they bring you more

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

364 That sounds more like Queen Elizabeth I than ol' Cleo ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM


That could be who I was thinking of, now that you mention it! And I doubt Cleopatra would have earned the reputation that she did were she an absolute munter...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:39 PM (CLcKT)

365 The Beyond Demented -- one part vodka, one part single malt Scotch, one part ashtray beer, one part Tom Collins mix, served with an Oreo cookie.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 11:39 PM (VigyG)

366 people that are successful of who they know and their networks. she is the latter.

Shouldn't she actually accomplish something besides earning the derision of AoSHQ before you pretend she's "successful"?

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:40 PM (5qMRB)

367 Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

How do you know the psychotroll is East Tennessee?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:41 PM (tVQUs)

368 friend of mine who was little older than me was running a trading desk while his boss was out of the country. shit hit the fan, all their positions were wrong. he made some risky calls and moved everything around.



two days later he was a partner and number two on the desk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)

369 Shouldn't she actually accomplish something besides earning the derision of AoSHQ before you pretend she's "successful"?
Posted by: that's how it is at J




how long you been in elected federal office?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

370 Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

How do you know the psychotroll is East Tennessee?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:41 PM (tVQUs)

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A friend who is very, very good with web trace back stuff. I know more, but am just generalizing right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:43 PM (ffYR/)

371
Shouldn't she actually accomplish something besides earning the derision of AoSHQ before you pretend she's "successful"?
Posted by: that's how it is


If everyone is talking about you then you are successful.
At least in 2019 anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:43 PM (aKsyK)

372 I'm not sayin' AOC is stupid.... but if you asked her to do it doggie style, the odds are likely 50/50 that she's gonna try to sniff yer butt.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (QzJWU)

373 getting to where she is one of 435 hose of reps reps, one of 535 members of legislature, beating nan's man to get there out of nowhere.

that counts as something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

374
There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Posted by: publius
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What's old is new again. When the first front-panel /home brew computers became affordable, printers were not. The 'In' thing to do was build a board covered with solenoids, that fit over a Selectric keyboard, then kludge an interface that allowed you to drive the solenoids from the printer port.

The solenoids, of course, drove the keys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (w54mS)

375 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (c1nDO)

376 Her looks are famine and not unpleasant but her voice sounds like a dime store doll. That's a killer.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (ePWRo)

377 There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)

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But is there a way to make a computer mouse from an actual mouse? That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2019 11:45 PM (UGqF8)

378 feminine

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (ePWRo)

379 W

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

380 D

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

381 S

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

382 !

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

383 the worst thing about her is the old maid hair do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

384 Starbucks. Ever see them close a store because it simply was not performing well enough.

I'm sure they do all the studies of demographics and site select for access and visibility, but they must make mistakes somewhere.

Ever seen them close one down.

Because we are in a conservative sun-belt community that is full of blue-haired FoxNewsWatching widows, the population jacked up in the snowbird season by grey haired oldies wearing shorts over white socks in velcro tan walking tennies, and here sits a Starbucks in a quiet neighborhood shopping plaza.

It has been there for at least eight years, does not have a drive-up window, and almost all of the neighborhood locals are retired.

A slow steady drizzle of business, but no upticks at morning drive time, and never seen inside: hipster douchebags of either sex.

Do they have a policy of never admitting an error, and never closing a store, no matter what?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (+fPHo)

385 There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Spray paint some gold & you've got one hell of a steampunk kit ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (LPnfS)

386 I've decided we need a Horde poker tournament.

Somebody make that happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (oMBPj)

387 The horse teeth and the crazy eyes are a show stopping side show. That and bug fuck nuts. I say 0.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (0OmEj)

388 the worst thing about her is the old maid hair do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

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Aside from all that perky Socialism, I concur.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:48 PM (ffYR/)

389 Susannah Hoffs' last verse is something.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

390 Is MisHum going to remove the troll comments?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

391 how long you been in elected federal office?

That's not the end game, even in your formulation. You're imagining her as a great force, not as yet another permanent parasite who lines her own pockets for decades, but gets none of her Communist agenda accomplished.

Guess we'll see.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:51 PM (5qMRB)

392
feminine

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM


"famine" is spot on! But I like 'em lean...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)

393 two days later he was a partner and number two on the desk.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)
That's great! Our money manager started as a stock analyst, and now is the President/CEO of the company. Still handles our account.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

394 Is MisHum going to remove the troll comments?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

I hope he does a clean sweep, there's still some drool and drite left on a couple of the old threads.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:54 PM (tVQUs)

395 That's not the end game, even in your formulation.
You're imagining her as a great force, not as yet another permanent
parasite who lines her own pockets for decades, but gets none of her
Communist agenda accomplished.

Guess we'll see.


Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:51 PM (5qMRB)

Who knows? Maybe she will hook up with the East Tennessee Thud, and wind up in 3 Rubbermaid totes in his crawl space.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 11:55 PM (nPGq2)

396 Surfperch, me too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

397 CM are you getting troll emails about your gfm accounts? I was at insty's a few weeks ago and people were commenting about how the hq has turned into a bleg capital lately with five or six people asking for money, some repeatedly. They were saying how it was going to implode over here when the scams were revealed. ?? Shit talking I guess. I don't comment there, just read some days. I didn't recognize any nics. All I remember. FYI

Posted by: NCKate at January 16, 2019 11:55 PM (JyTrc)

398

A Google executive sparked a fierce backlash from employees by using the word "family" in a weekly, company-wide presentation, according to internal documents obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

Many Google employees became angry that the term was used while discussing a product aimed at children, because it implied that families have children, the documents show. The backlash grew large enough that a Google vice president addressed the controversy and solicited feedback on how the company could become more inclusive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

399 Money Manager?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (PUmDY)

400 390 The horse teeth and the crazy eyes are a show stopping side show. That and bug fuck nuts. I say 0.
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (0OmEj)

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#MeToo. And I'm not even picky about looks. Any chick with eyes like that ought to shave off her brows and just tattoo "Crazy!" in red letters above each one.

And, this is coming from me... I'm not even all that big on sanity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (MOwG6)

401 Is MisHum going to remove the troll comments?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

I hope he does a clean sweep, there's still some drool and drite left on a couple of the old threads.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:54 PM (tVQUs)

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Those are Psychotroll quoting itself in full to make sure the Cobs wouldn't know to kill the post, using a new nic and hash.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:57 PM (ffYR/)

402 getting to where she is one of 435 hose of reps
reps, one of 535 members of legislature, beating nan's man to get there
out of nowhere.



that counts as something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM


And with only something like 13% turnout for the election in xer district!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:57 PM (CLcKT)

403 363 Anybody seen the movie "Roma?"

It's set in a neighborhood, a middle class one, in Mexico City, the neighborhood's name being Roma. A philandering doctor and his wife and two kids are tended to by their maid and cook, a couple of Mixtec girls, who live in quarters above the garage bay of the city house they all share.

The central character of the film is the maid, whose boyfriend knocks up and then ghosts her when he finds out.

The maid character hits all the victim buttons for the NYT, who calls the actress's performance the finest of all in 2018. She's a she, she's knocked up, she's a stubby Aztec that looks about like 95 percent of the central american female caravan marchers, and she rises above all this (the baby's stillborn) so she can smile at the end.

BFD.

Actor of the year. Please.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (+fPHo)

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I hadn't heard what this movie was about, didn't know it was set in Me hi co even. But I knew that it had to be something like what you described since every fil critic orgasmed when they saw it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:58 PM (gpinW)

404 [Starbucks]

Do they have a policy of never admitting an error, and never closing a store, no matter what?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (+fPHo)

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About 50 per year in US. Announced 150 for this year so far per some business site.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 16, 2019 11:59 PM (qCH0I)

405 I hadn't heard what this movie was about, didn't
know it was set in Me hi co even. But I knew that it had to be something
like what you described since every fil critic orgasmed when they saw
it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:58 PM (gpinW)

Wouldn't the maid have to be a tranny to win all the victim points?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:01 AM (nPGq2)

406 That's not the end game, even in your formulation. You're imagining her as a great force, not as yet another permanent parasite who lines her own pockets for decades, but gets none of her Communist agenda accomplished.

Guess we'll see.
Posted by: that's how it is at J



that is all she has had the opportunity to do so far.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

407 Money Manager?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (PUmDY)

Lol, affectionately know as Dad, because the govt requires him to ask us what we are going to do with our own money we withdrawal occasionally. No question on the money transfer we get monthly to live on. We're old, living on a fixed income you see.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

408 with only something like 13% turnout for the election in xer district!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at J



so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

409 AO-C: 690,000 souls in NY-14, less than 16,000 voted for her...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (CLcKT)

410 I don't see the implosion here. Meh.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (0OmEj)

411 Ah come on....leave the trolls alone....their fluffy corn deposits make for nice bedding for the rabbit hutch....especially in rainy Commiefornia tonight.....
hope MALIBU don't slide away in a sludge avalanche... given the FIRES and other noteworthy FIRES of the FIRES they be FAMOUS for an all..(every 2 years now it seems)

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (kFkpX)

412 so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM


Just clarifiying that Cortez's election was hardly a mandate...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)

413 Ahhh

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

414 Just clarifiying that Cortez's election was hardly a mandate...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at J



she is in the house of reps, mandates are rare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

415 It matters not how many votes she received in total. Only that she received more than the other candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:05 AM (aKsyK)

416 Just clarifiying that Cortez's election was hardly a mandate...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)

And every one of those 16,000 votes, she earned with a beejer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:06 AM (nPGq2)

417 Evasive, my cpa is almost as much of an asshole as my IT guy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

418 I have a bit of good news for the Horde Today:

Does anyone remember how I was looking for a way to secure my car against the rash of break-ins that have been happening over the past few months? That problem is now a thing of the past! My neighbor installed a motion sensing camera-porchlight above his garage earlier this week to protect his car and I learned that if I park my car in the right part of my driveway, it will be within the sensor's field of vision.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

419 she is in the house of reps, mandates are rare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:04 AM


Indeed! But she's pumping everyone up, calling her election "historic...like the moon landing..." and such, and she's getting a lot of help from the press in that endeavour! I think you and I are on the same frequency...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (CLcKT)

420 Hmmm. 'Infested'. Teeming with a mass of Moron kind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (r/WuD)

421 412 "reverse vote harvesting" opposite of how they turned Orange County into an immigrant loop-hole in Commiefornia......they can thank Fake Priest Jerry for that little slight of robe boinking in 2016....watch out in 2020 this Demoncrate play looks to expand nationwide

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 17, 2019 12:10 AM (kFkpX)

422 Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

Good to hear. Did he also install MG-42s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (r/WuD)

423 My neighbor installed a motion sensing
camera-porchlight above his garage earlier this week to protect his car
and I learned that if I park my car in the right part of my driveway, it
will be within the sensor's field of vision.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

Just be sure to park out of the camera's field of view when you load the rolled-up carpet into the trunk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (nPGq2)

424 SP, ha ha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (PUmDY)

425 289: Lead based makeup was used for centuries. I think the worst was Elizabeth I of England. The older she got, the more white lead foundation she troweled on. The last few paintings of her are absolutely grotesque. Two inches of white make up, a ton of red rouge, her hairline plucked halfway to the crown of her head, and the most godawful dyed orange hair. I'm not that familiar with Elizabethan makeup tricks, so I don't know (and am too lazy to look up) if she used henna on her hair or something her hairdresser concocted.

All I really know is that vanity was her greatest sin and she would not tolerate the wives, sister, or daughters of her courtiers at Court. She was deeply afraid of the competition. She watched her laidies-in-waiting like a hawk, and if she thought one was flirting or more with a man of her Court, the woman was banished from Court. She banished Robert of Leicester, her Sweet Robin, from Court for a very long time when she discovered he had married Leticia Knowles, a cousin of hers. Almost up to the day she died, she expected the gentlemen of her Court to flatter her outrageously. To paraphrase: Vanity, vanity, thy name is Elizabeth Tudor.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (urhTh)

426 Evasive, my cpa is almost as much of an asshole as my IT guy
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

He's a wealth manager/slash investment advisor, he's paid to worry about the stock market so I don't have to. The cpa/tax guy is completely different, the have each other's number to talk. My wife deals with both of them so I don't have too. I was an IT guy, so I have wonderful people skills.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

427 Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

Good to hear. Did he also install MG-42s?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (r/WuD)

Sadly no, those are illegal here in Commiefornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (tVQUs)

428 I have a bit of good news for the Horde Today:



Does anyone remember how I was looking for a way to secure my car
against the rash of break-ins that have been happening over the past few
months? That problem is now a thing of the past! My neighbor
installed a motion sensing camera-porchlight above his garage earlier
this week to protect his car and I learned that if I park my car in the
right part of my driveway, it will be within the sensor's field of
vision.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM


I do! I suggested roughing it in the boot with the family fowling piece, IIRC...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:15 AM (CLcKT)

429 Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (+fPHo)

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Why do you assume the store is not profitable? A crowded SBUX doesn't mean it's making money. Someone buying 1 cup of coffee and then spending 4 hours using the wifi isn't the ideal customer. It's the old lady who buy a cup of cofee and a bagel and leaves.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:16 AM (gpinW)

430 Sadly no, those are illegal here in Commiefornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (tVQUs)

Just rig a leaf blower to a basket of employment application forms. The thieves will run off, gibbering in panic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:16 AM (nPGq2)

431 Did you try restarting your computer? After the first time, yes. I don't enjoy calling you, shithead.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:17 AM (PUmDY)

432 Have a recording of a big dog barking play when that light comes on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)

433 Does anyone remember how I was looking for a way to secure my car against the rash of break-ins that have been happening over the past few months? That problem is now a thing of the past! My neighbor installed a motion sensing camera-porchlight above his garage earlier this week to protect his car and I learned that if I park my car in the right part of my driveway, it will be within the sensor's field of vision.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

I'm glad the issue is possibly solved.

My car is parked out in my drive with the key in the ignition, pretty certain non of the Amish or Mennonite neighbors will steal it, but if a neighbor needs to borrow it they can.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

434 I do! I suggested roughing it in the boot with the family fowling piece, IIRC...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:15 AM (CLcKT)

Cindy McCain was a family-fouling piece.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:19 AM (nPGq2)

435 Hey! I inadvertently boycotted a P&G product by buying Northern Toilet paper instead of Charmin.

Although I still had a roll of back up TP that I put on the roller without remembering why I had moved it to the back up. It was a Charmin budget brand, I guess. Think industrial/institutional toilet paper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:19 AM (r/WuD)

436 USA 1959: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:20 AM (ePWRo)

437 Did you try restarting your computer? After the first time, yes. I don't enjoy calling you, shithead.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:17 AM (PUmDY)

They would have never let me that close to an end user, I did automation, me clients were, well nerds.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

438 Sadly no, those are illegal here in Commiefornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (tVQUs)

Just rig a leaf blower to a basket of employment application forms. The thieves will run off, gibbering in panic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:16 AM (nPGq2)

Good idea, I might opt to use some gum tree seed pods instead, those things will rip you to shreds.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (tVQUs)

439 It was a Charmin budget brand, I guess. Think industrial/institutional toilet paper.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:19 AM (r/WuD)

Not Charmin? Perhaps just Barely Civil?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (nPGq2)

440 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (CLcKT)

441 He's a wealth manager/slash investment advisor, he's paid to worry about the stock market so I don't have to.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

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I'll preface my comment by saying my education is in finance and a good portion of my career was as well. But I don't get why people pay investment advisors. In the aggregate, they don't do any better than picking stocks randomly.

Best investment strategy is pick 2 or 3 no load, ultra cheap index funds. S&P500, Dow30, Dow100, Nasdaq, Russell, etc. Over the long run very few people beat the indexes. So why pay someone to do what you can do yourself for free?

Part of it I think is fear because people think
"oh I don't know anything about stocks, so I have to hire an expert". Well the dirty secret is that even the experts have no fucking clue. Ask 100 IAs about Stock X, 50 will say buy, 50 will say sell. It's an educated guess at best, a flip of a coin at worst. And yet they take a chink of your portfolio every year for that "expertise".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (gpinW)

442 I would tell him I tried that for 2 days

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (PUmDY)

443
I see they are now making "old typewriter like" keyboards now. Price is anywhere from $90 to $800.

Also, another chic think is monitors that look like old TV sets, 50s era.

So, old typewriter for a keyboard and an old TV for a monitor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

444 Hmm. SPLC being sued by Center for Immigration Studies.

Maybe the Daughters of the Confederacy will go after them next.

Pretty amusing, a group of little old ladies who sip ice tea and exchange chicken salad recipes. Hate Group.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (/dN1M)

445 My neighborhood is lit up like Christmas every night of the year.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (ePWRo)

446 Not Charmin? Perhaps just Barely Civil?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (nPGq2)

Well, it was not the roughest toilet paper I have ever used, but it certainly did not make you think of wiping your ass with a baby bear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (r/WuD)

447 387 -- Yeah, they do as a matter of fact. A couple years back, they closed at least one in Omaha. I'm sure the fact they had half a dozen more within walking distance had nothing to do with the decision.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (urhTh)

448 Oh good lord, did Giuliani trip over his own dick again?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (pgXNG)

449 Old appliances are all the rage as well. Or new ones that are made to look like old ones. Old is in style across the board.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (gpinW)

450 Have a recording of a big dog barking play when that light comes on.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)

The neighbor already has a couple chihuahuas...

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:26 AM (tVQUs)

451 Surfperch, I was going to suggest rigging up some Claymore mines to the motion sensor. Kind of showy, though.


Yesterday talked to a CA refugee who lives in Flagstaff, has a collection, including an MG-34. But his M-1919 would be my first pick - though that sucker probably really chews up the brass, even worse than M-1s.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

452 So, old typewriter for a keyboard and an old TV for a monitor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

I think I'll stick with my IBM M keyboard at home. Sure, it is old, but it's got it where it counts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (r/WuD)

453 Starbucks Closing 150 Locations

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9alpk57

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (gpinW)

454 Hikaru - gonna help us out or make us go search?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

455 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

456 458 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

Or the Plymouth Prowler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (r/WuD)

457 I only saw one Prowler but lots of PT Cruisers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

458 So, old typewriter for a keyboard and an old TV for a monitor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

I think the big problem with making a PC keyboard from an old typewriter is not near enough keys to make the 101-key panel most of us are used to using.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (nPGq2)

459 Lights all year is very irritating. My neighbors do that. Led lights are to blame.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (PUmDY)

460 If moror people would engage in fart tubing than the US wood be a better place to l because people wood be happier !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (qM84C)

461 PT Cruiser? Isn't that a mini-van based on the Fiat 500?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (CLcKT)

462 >>>458 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

Or the Plymouth Prowler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (r/WuD)
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Electra 225

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:33 AM (ePWRo)

463 I'm sick of little cars.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:33 AM (ePWRo)

464 Hello sir ,
Please let me introduce myself . My name is Dr. Nigel Zulu Swahili I am glad to inform you that I have chosen you to be the benefactor of my fathers endowment account in your USA. I am planning to relocate to the US in 60 days and need someone like yourself to be my agent and manage my bank account. I will be depositing 159,000,000. Nigerian Blacknars ( 59.95 USD) for you to oversee. Please send your name, credit card information as well as SS# address and DL#
Mr. Sammy Bacwana c/o The Clinton Foundation, UN Pedophile Division Nigeria, West Africa

Posted by: gimmee you're money rip off scam at January 17, 2019 12:33 AM (ICWiF)

465 457 Hikaru - gonna help us out or make us go search?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

Article on Breitbart; apparently in a CNN interview, he's saying PDT's campaign may have colluded with Russia, but PDT himself didn't.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:34 AM (pgXNG)

466 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)



Or the Plymouth Prowler.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (r/WuD)

But neither one of them really look like an old car. They look like cartoon parodies of old cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

467
We're watching the 12AM rerun of Tucker. He had on some guy, a liberal himself, who has a paper and analysis out showing how Google generated over 1 million votes for Hillary during the 2016 election.

And then the other stuff, rigging Youtube pro-life searches

Google needs to die. Google and the other handful of big tech companies are a clear and present danger to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)

468 Updating on a new device.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (4D532)

469 PT Cruiser? Isn't that a mini-van based on the Fiat 500?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (CLcKT)

It's actually a compact SUV, according to Google.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (tVQUs)

470 Goodnight all. Thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (miE9U)

471 I'll preface my comment by saying my education is in finance and a good portion of my career was as well. But I don't get why people pay investment advisors. In the aggregate, they don't do any better than picking stocks randomly.

Best investment strategy is pick 2 or 3 no load, ultra cheap index funds. S&P500, Dow30, Dow100, Nasdaq, Russell, etc. Over the long run very few people beat the indexes. So why pay someone to do what you can do yourself for free?

Part of it I think is fear because people think
"oh I don't know anything about stocks, so I have to hire an expert". Well the dirty secret is that even the experts have no fucking clue. Ask 100 IAs about Stock X, 50 will say buy, 50 will say sell. It's an educated guess at best, a flip of a coin at worst. And yet they take a chink of your portfolio every year for that "expertise".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (gpinW)

Anyone can pick stocks in an up market, what they are really good at is a down market. The trades are cheap, as they trade in a Charles Schwab and Fidelity accounts. I have invested in my own investment accounts, did ok. Yes, the WSJ proved your point repeatedly with the experts against the darts. It's really not the way I want to spend my time and energy.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

472 And now I have Sympathy for the Devil running in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (r/WuD)

473 That's ace's desk?!?! No wonder garrett won't allow him to live in his barn.

Posted by: literally serious at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (13dPG)

474 470 Google needs to die. Google and the other handful of big tech companies are a clear and present danger to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)

And now apparently they're sending out people to get hired at local newspapers and nudge their slant to be what Google wants it to be.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (pgXNG)

475 Goodnight, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (tVQUs)

476 But neither one of them really look like an old car. They look like cartoon parodies of old cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

Granted. I always wished they had done the Cord revival in ... mid 60s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (r/WuD)

477 I knew a dude who had a PT Cruiser. He got it for a ridiculous low price, $10K new or something like that. Bare bones, commuter car. He sold it within a year though since so many people made fun of the fact he drove a PT cruiser.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (gpinW)

478 Somebody, I'm going to think Chevy because they're always wrong, did a knockoff of the PT Cruiser but left out the charm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (fuK7c)

479 Trying again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (4D532)

480 Chevy PT Cruiser copy was the HHR

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (gpinW)

481 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (r/WuD)

482 Or... my Grandpa's 1953 Packard Clipper convertible. Royal Blue with a white top. And the chrome cormorant hood ornament. And he let me "drive" it for about 100 feet when I was about 8 or 9 or so.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (CeJUf)

483 PT Vista Cruiser. It is time.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (RuIsu)

484 Thanks Hikaru. Since there is and will be no evidence the campaign "colluded" with the Russians - again, whatever that's supposed to mean - then, meh.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (QDnY+)

485

Of late, keyboard and mouse offerings have become absolute crap in my opinion. Microsoft hardware used to make some pretty good keyboards and mice. Now, it's flimsy, trendy, and overpriced crap.

I've got two PS/2 MS keyboards that I use on both my desktops, but the one on what used to be my main machine (the new screamer is rapidly becoming the main machine for me now) is getting worn out.

Now, I managed to get 3 of the old mice, wireless optical, older that used a big transmitter rather than the dinky dongles. I'm down to just one left.

I needed one for the new screamer, and I found a Logitech that was acceptable. Barely.

I don't want ergonomic and all these crazy designs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (f1Vqw)

486 Chevy PT Cruiser copy was the HHR


Yes. That.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (fuK7c)

487 >>>Best investment strategy is pick 2 or 3 no load, ultra cheap index funds. S&P500, Dow30, Dow100, Nasdaq, Russell, etc. Over the long run very few people beat the indexes. So why pay someone to do what you can do yourself for free?
_______________________________


Over 30 year period it's 10%. People get nervous, buy high, sell low.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:40 AM (ePWRo)

488 And now apparently they're sending out people to get hired at local newspapers and nudge their slant to be what Google wants it to be.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (pgXNG)

Have you ever read through any major Bay Area Newspaper?

Constant praise for the Tech Giants and their agendas and not even a single Letter to the Editor remotely critical of Google and it's pals. All this and more, coming to a local newspaper near you.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:41 AM (tVQUs)

489 Good night everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 17, 2019 12:41 AM (8ZeGS)

490 Don't see how Goolag could generate a single vote for anybody, or how one would measure that. If one is talking about the Idiot Marinade in which the entire society soaks, 24/7 - the distortion, misinformation, and concealment that characterizes 90% of the "news" - then Goolag is just one part of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

491 Anyone can pick stocks in an up market, what they are really good at is a down market. The trades are cheap, as they trade in a Charles Schwab and Fidelity accounts. I have invested in my own investment accounts, did ok. Yes, the WSJ proved your point repeatedly with the experts against the darts. It's really not the way I want to spend my time and energy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

___

First off, don't worry about selling in down markets. It's impossible to predict bottoms. Dollar cost average into index funds. Put it on auto pilot for 30 years. Don't worry about up or down markets, in the long run it doesn't matter. Trying to time a top or a bottom is virtually impossible. You may get lucky once or twice but, long run, nobody can do it.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:42 AM (gpinW)

492 Night Bifbewalski.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:42 AM (r/WuD)

493 PDT prob has few, if any, stock investments. I didn't understand Wall vs Main St markets until I was educated about that.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

494
I knew a dude who had a PT Cruiser. He got it for a ridiculous low
price, $10K new or something like that. Bare bones, commuter car. He
sold it within a year though since so many people made fun of the fact
he drove a PT cruiser.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (gpinW)

I would like to see some custom shop "retro-ize" a PT Cruiser by grafting on the grille and headlights of a similarly-shaped late '30's car or pickup. And do the tail lights, and add running boards, too.
A Studebaker M-series truck grille and headlights might work:
https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uplo
ads/2017/03/47-studebaker-M5-truck-1.jpg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:43 AM (nPGq2)

495 I knew a dude who had a PT Cruiser. He got it for a ridiculous low price, $10K new or something like that. Bare bones, commuter car. He sold it within a year though since so many people made fun of the fact he drove a PT cruiser.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (gpinW)

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I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:44 AM (4D532)

496 'Night Bifbewalski.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:44 AM (tVQUs)

497
I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

498 First off, don't worry about selling in down markets. It's impossible to predict bottoms. Dollar cost average into index funds. Put it on auto pilot for 30 years. Don't worry about up or down markets, in the long run it doesn't matter. Trying to time a top or a bottom is virtually impossible. You may get lucky once or twice but, long run, nobody can do it.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:42 AM (gpinW)

This is the money we have for the rest of our lives, to be honest it's not a small amount. These indexes stock mutual funds have higher manger fees than I'm paying. I'll gladly pay someone to handle the worry so I don't have too.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (Rz2Nc)

499 Even though I worked on Wall St, I don't actively invest. I put $X into index funds and SPDRs (which are effectively the same thing) every 2 weeks. Never panic sell like what a bunch of people did in December. Every now and then I may reallocate between growth and cyclical but other than that, it's on auto pilot. I don't even check balances more than a few times a quarter. I've been doing this for 10+ years, even during the 08 panic, didn't sell a thing. Plenty of active investors did and have regretted it ever since.

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (gpinW)

500 The thing is Sony will cave a choose someone with Midfle Eastern heritage too play a white woman, because if there's one thing we know SJW and those who bow to them lack is knowledge of history.

This is like the time a basketball player complained about a non- African American having dreadlocks, and not one person mentioned how Dreads actually date back to the Greeks.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 17, 2019 12:46 AM (WtQOO)

501 Chevy PT Cruiser copy was the HHR

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (gpinW)

HHR stands for "Heritage High Roof". Really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:46 AM (nPGq2)

502 Tis time.

Parting thought--Windows 10 sucks maggot shit.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2019 12:46 AM (S/hVx)

503 These indexes stock mutual funds have higher manger fees than I'm paying.

____

I doubt that. Index funds can be had for 0.05% mgmt fees.

Do what you feel is best, but in the aggregate, paying someone to manage you money is a waste of money, IMHO.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (gpinW)

504 I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

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Yep, my point.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (4D532)

505 Was trying to find a picture of the '60s Cord concept car using internet fu and ran across this:

https://tinyurl.com/yaaa6j73

The Lamborghini 350 GTV is pretty beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (r/WuD)

506
I don't want ergonomic and all these crazy designs.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (f1Vqw
===

No? Wave keyboards are much nicer to type on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (H421K)

507 460 I only saw one Prowler but lots of PT Cruisers.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (aKsyK)



The Prowler was seen as a cool car. The PT Cruiser wanted to be a "cool" car. And then they found out the 40 year old women were the ones buying them.

Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2019 12:48 AM (cAnNx)

508 How about the Chevy SSR "truck"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)

509 Front axle pretty low to the ground for its time.

Old Chevy P/Ups, grew up with them; the first one had a crank out windshield and the last one was an Apache 10. Pretty well know those trucks.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:50 AM (ePWRo)

510 How about the Chevy SSR "truck"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)

It looks like the love child of a New Beetle and a Subaru Brat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (nPGq2)

511 >> Don't see how Goolag could generate a single vote for anybody,

Here's the segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CK02aQLQNA

The guy says content doesn't matter anymore, it's all presentation, the order in which shit comes up in search results.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (f1Vqw)

512 Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:43 AM (nPGq2)

You might like James Hetfield's custom auto The Black Pearl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

513 "to"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:52 AM (PUmDY)

514 I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)


_____

Middle class people buy expensive cars so people think they're rich. Rich people buy average cars so people think they're NOT rich.

Truly rich people don't need to prove anything to anyone.

Of course there will always be the buyers of $175K Porsches and shit. But those are seldom if ever daily drivers. The same guy who has a $175K Porsche most likely drives a $35K car to work every day. Meanwhile his employee making 1/10 the income will have a $50K car to pretend he's rich.

The term $30K millionaire used to be a thing....dudes making $30K, but living as if they made $1M, all funded by debt. And eventually it collapses.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:55 AM (gpinW)

515 BM, Neu! is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:56 AM (PUmDY)

516 Speaking of cars....good new for all the EV fans here....

Ford will make an EV F150 in 2021. It was announced today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:56 AM (gpinW)

517 You might like James Hetfield's custom auto The Black Pearl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

Nice. Something about it reminds me of the pre-War BMW 328 cabriolet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (nPGq2)

518 >> No? Wave keyboards are much nicer to type on.

I'm an old dog. Perhaps if I'd learned to type on one of the curved LSD-tripping keyboards, I'd do all right. But my brain is burned with flat, straight keys. I'll miss like a hell with the curved ones.

I never had any formal typing training, but after 30 years, the QWERTY layout is burned in muscle memory. I couldn't draw the layout to save my life, but my fingers know where to go.

With a curved keyboard, my fingers go to the wrong place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (f1Vqw)

519 Do what you feel is best, but in the aggregate, paying someone to manage you money is a waste of money, IMHO.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (gpinW)

I respect your option, and really do appreciate them. In the grand scheme of things we are better off letting someone else mange them for what amounts to a rounding error. We live off investments. Primarily dividend and interest, we require X am mint a year to live off of, its his job to balance the investments to produce that. Other than that he and the cpa can discuss offsetting capital gains with capital losses. And my wife can deal with the both of them. I didn't quit gainful employment to sit at a desk, talk on the phone, or attend meetings.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:58 AM (Rz2Nc)

520 520 You might like James Hetfield's custom auto The Black Pearl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

Nice. Something about it reminds me of the pre-War BMW 328 cabriolet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (nPGq2)

I like the front, but the back half seems off to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:59 AM (r/WuD)

521 Ford will make an EV F150 in 2021. It was announced today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:56 AM (gpinW)

Well, at least you can put a genset and a barrel of Diesel in the box, for making road trips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:59 AM (nPGq2)

522 And I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 01:00 AM (nPGq2)

523 I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

---------

Yep, my point.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (4D532)

LOL, my wife drives a Mini Cooper s to save gas money, lmao.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

524 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (r/WuD)

525 Give me a late model Ford Ranger Super Cab, with the Euro Diesel conversion, which costs about $8k to do.

The platform MUST be a 4x4, or the conversion won't work.

Do this on an "Edge" trim option, with the four-door Supercab configuration.

The beauty of all this? Not one bit of Bluetooth or newer tech anywhere to be found.

Ain't a Lambo. But will last longer and go places that Lambos dread in their dreams.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)

526 517 The term $30K millionaire used to be a thing....dudes making $30K, but living as if they made $1M, all funded by debt. And eventually it collapses.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:55 AM (gpinW)

I can't even imagine attempting that.

You're going to have a hell of a hard time even keeping your rent and electricity current (no pun intended) on an apartment on 30K in most places these days.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (pgXNG)

527 Option=opinion

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

528 Proof...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zndpi8tNZyQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 01:05 AM (PUmDY)

529 The President is not obligated to appear before Congress for a SOTU.
The U.S. Constitution simply requires the Executive:

He shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.
Article II, Section 3

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 17, 2019 01:07 AM (0x00j)

530 I learned to type on the Sears manual typewriter my folks gave me when I graduated from high school. I used that sucker for well over twenty years. Finally bought myself an electric typewriter. A few years later, splurged on an Apple II C, cutting edge of technology, floppy disks you could and did use as coasters. (A box of those old floppies and a paper punch -- you saved a fortune on double sided discs.) Many years later, I got my first Windows desktop. Had to replace it a couple of times when I inevitably installed a program the computer couldn't handle. Then I got my first laptop and discovered it had an absolutely flat keyboard. I just could not transition to that wretched keyboard. Got a wireless key board and wireless mouse . Had to replace them about once a year. One cat was hell on the keyboard, knocking it off the desk every so often. The other cat thought the mouse was the greatest kitty toy ever invented and batted it all around the bookstore when I forgot to put it in a drawer.

But basically, that was about forty years of using slanted, tiered keyboards. I just can't get the hang of these flat laptop keyboards. Not to mention I still pound the hell out of the keys since I used a manual typewriter for so many years. Hate those flat, touchy laptop keyboards. Look at a key and it types a character as if I had actually touched the stupid thing. Bleh.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 17, 2019 01:07 AM (urhTh)

531
With a curved keyboard, my fingers go to the wrong place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (f1Vqw)

===
Lol, to each his own. I sacrificed my wave keyboard to my mom, and she loves it. I'm deTERmined to unlearn qwerty someday and go Dvorak. I am, I swear!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:08 AM (H421K)

532 Talking Heads were profligate.

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 17, 2019 01:08 AM (FJrl0)

533
Washington and Adams gave "SOTU" speeches before Congress. Jefferson stopped it, thinking it too reminiscent of the King's speech to Parliament, and would just deliver a written letter every year to Congress.

And so it was for 100 years until Woodrow Wilson revived it. Asshole.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)

534 LOL, my wife drives a Mini Cooper s to save gas money, lmao.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

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When I was in road sales, we had a choice of a car allowance (taxed as income), or expense reimbursement for mileage (not taxable at time of payment).

I took the mileage money, and rented a Mini Cooper every week from Sunday afternoon to Thursday COB.

Eventually they just parked the thing Friday-Sunday and made it effectively mine.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:11 AM (4D532)

535 $30K millionaire was an early to mid 2000s thing so I guess adjusted for inflation it would be more like $45K millionaire today

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 01:13 AM (gpinW)

536 When I was in road sales, we had a choice of a car allowance (taxed as income), or expense reimbursement for mileage (not taxable at time of payment).

I took the mileage money, and rented a Mini Cooper every week from Sunday afternoon to Thursday COB.

Eventually they just parked the thing Friday-Sunday and made it effectively mine.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:11 AM (4D532)

I don't know what year yours as, but they are owned by BMW now. She had a 2015 that needed break work, came home with 2018, big improvements. I sent her to get my 2008 Jeep commander for a new muffler, she came back with the same car, go figure.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:15 AM (Rz2Nc)

537 The Hemi PT Cruiser projects a proper image.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:17 AM (RuIsu)

538 $30K millionaire was an early to mid 2000s thing so I guess adjusted for inflation it would be more like $45K millionaire today

As that when they encouraged sales people to go into debt so they would have to sell to make the commission to pay their bills? Because that was a thing once.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

539 As that when they encouraged sales people to go into debt so they would have to sell to make the commission to pay their bills? Because that was a thing once.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

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This sounds like Tin Men the movie type stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:21 AM (4D532)

540 I took the mileage money, and rented a Mini Cooper every week from Sunday afternoon to Thursday COB.

Eventually they just parked the thing Friday-Sunday and made it effectively mine.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:11 AM (4D532)

___

Heh. I found an even better loophole on a project. I was 300ish miles away from the client. Same thing, I could expense miles or bill for a flight. I kinda did both. Flights were about $200 roundtrip but at 55 cents a mike, 600 miles of mileage was $350. So I flew, expensed miles and made $150 a week.

The downside to that is you don't have a car and you can't rent one since you're expensing mileage. But the client was downtown so I didn't want a car while there anyway and the train from the airport was $5 and a 20 min ride.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 01:22 AM (gpinW)

541
Now, I'm typing with this damned curved wireless keyboard in my lap. I brung it over a while back b3ecause I can't use a damned touch pad, and the spare mouse I had came with a keyboard combo.

Well, I've done pretty good, excpet for that 3 above.

The idea is to curve so yur hands can be more natural. But I want the row straight. \\ See, hyit the \\\ instead of the backspace 'cause the damn thing is curved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 01:26 AM (f1Vqw)

542


Bwahahaha

Posted by: Calm DeMented at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (oM64Y)

Been busy, just catching up. But I do know this guys name.

It's DICK! first name, Fucking.

CM is a good guy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:27 AM (sy5kK)

543 This sounds like Tin Men the movie type stuff.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:21 AM (4D532)

Maybe that's where they got the idea for the movie.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:29 AM (Rz2Nc)

544 she is in the house of reps, mandates are rare.

If you ever post about any of the other 434 reps, maybe you'll have a point.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 17, 2019 01:31 AM (5qMRB)

545 If you ever post about any of the other 434 reps, maybe you'll have a point.
Posted by: that's how it is at J



should you ever have one point, about anything, let us know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 01:33 AM (MTjB1)

546 CM is a good guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:27 AM (sy5kK)
True dat!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:34 AM (Rz2Nc)

547 549 CM is a good guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:27 AM (sy5kK)
True dat!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:34 AM (Rz2Nc)

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Thank you both, very much!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:40 AM (4D532)

548 I guess I kill threads here, so I'm heading to bed. Good night all, and God Bless!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:40 AM (Rz2Nc)

549 So the PacNWMoMe had their first planning meeting.


We had a great time! And we have come up with a great plan!

Pac Northwesterners, keep the weekend of May 11 open. This is still tentative, and May 18 is the alternative.

nurse rached pointed out that May 18 is a date of historical significance in the Pacific NW. Very true. If we were playing Password, the clue I would use is "ash".



And NO!, it won't be in Seattle. We thought about all of the Horde, not just the Puget Sounders.


I'm looking at YOU, Washington Dry Siders, Idahoans, Montanans, and Oregonians.


And thanks to other Hordians for their ideas.


Can't say more at this time, but stay tuned, and if you have any remote idea of attending, make sure you contact MarkAndrewEdwards via his nic, which gets you to his own page and his email address. You'll be added to the email chain.

It is going to be great!




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:41 AM (sy5kK)

550 should you ever have one point, about anything, let us know.

Sure thing, superstar, I'll break out the puppets and children's dictionary to make sure a halfwit impressed by AOC gets it.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 17, 2019 01:44 AM (5qMRB)

551 JS, wow...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgHYhWgoBjM



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 01:44 AM (PUmDY)

552 I'm looking at YOU, Washington Dry Siders, Idahoans, Montanans, and Oregonians.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:41 AM (sy5kK)


HEY!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:45 AM (NXsWM)

553 532 The President is not obligated to appear before Congress for a SOTU.
The U.S. Constitution simply requires the Executive:

He shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.
Article II, Section 3
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 17, 2019 01:07 AM (0x00j)

He really should just write a few scribbles on a crumpled McDonald's napkin and fling it onto the floor of the House.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:49 AM (NXsWM)

554 555
I'm looking at YOU, Washington Dry Siders, Idahoans, Montanans, and Oregonians.









Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:41 AM (sy5kK)





HEY!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:45 AM (NXsWM)


Of COURSE you are invited, it would be fantastic to get a Hordian from the great state of Alaska!And BTW, if any Hordian has not been to Alaska, treat yourself to a fantastic experience. You will want to go back again.

Email MarkAndrewEdwards thru his nic.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:51 AM (sy5kK)

555 Well horde, gotta call it a night. The tablet has given it up via battery, and the phone is close. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:52 AM (4D532)

556 Take care, Calm Mentor.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

557
He really should just write a few scribbles on a crumpled McDonald's napkin and fling it onto the floor of the House.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:49 AM (NXsWM

====
Or parachute onto Nancy's Napa Valley estate and give it from there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:54 AM (H421K)

558
Oh hey, yankeefifth. I found something for you the other night. Not sure you saw it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:57 AM (H421K)

559 "Or parachute onto Nancy's Napa Valley estate and give it from there."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:54 AM (H421K)

I can visualize the commentary from the 'Go Pro' on the descent. When he lands, it would be epic.

Hello, Horde. Just awoke an hour ago.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 01:59 AM (Ckg4U)

560 Hi Slap!
Welcome to Thursday. I'm still in Wednesday.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

561 Razorfist with "The Shutdown Shit-Show":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9QSYjTLYMU

5:15 Run Time

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)

562 Or parachute onto Nancy's Napa Valley estate and give it from there."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:54 AM (H421K)

I can visualize the commentary from the 'Go Pro' on the descent. When he lands, it would be epic.

Hello, Horde. Just awoke an hour ago.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 01:59 AM (Ckg4U

---------

H&G Slap. Calling it a night here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 02:02 AM (4D532)

563 Hello, LeftCoast Dawg!

Thank You. I'm feeling spry and fresh. *shakes head like a dog*

How's tricks, amigo?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:03 AM (Ckg4U)

564 "H&G Slap. Calling it a night here."
-Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 02:02 AM (4D532)

G'Night, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:04 AM (Ckg4U)

565

Now that was funny. I turned on my cell phone and noticed there was a message. I go to the voice mail thingy and listen. I'm greeted with "Somebody called here. Why the fuck would anybody call an not say nothin' and then hang up. Idiot!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (f1Vqw)

566 558 Well horde, gotta call it a night. The tablet has given it up via battery, and the phone is close. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:52 AM (4D532)

Wouldn't you be better off looking for a job rather than wasting your time on this site and begging for money?

Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (O17Hm)

567
Now that was funny. I turned on my cell phone and
noticed there was a message. I go to the voice mail thingy and listen.
I'm greeted with "Somebody called here. Why the fuck would anybody call
an not say nothin' and then hang up. Idiot!"Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (f1Vqw
====

Ya answer that and it could go on forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:08 AM (H421K)

568
So. It stalks by night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:09 AM (H421K)

569 >>>The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with
him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of
himself too.
That's just like publius! He never scolds me!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2019 02:10 AM (NMAzL)

570 Psychotroll drite at 569!

Would one of the Cobs please tell the psychotic Momzer to get a life!

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 02:11 AM (tVQUs)

571 "Wouldn't you be better off looking for a job rather than wasting your time on this site and begging for money?"
-Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (O17Hm)

After you're done savoring another cock, you should look into getting paid for it. I know you've said that "The Blast" was the most fun, but there are other ways to spend your day.

I'm betting your asshole looks like a menstrual sheep farm in Aleppo, but you can wear undergarments to cover that.

Once you have earned some "legitimate" money, you may return and offer your commentary to people who strive to be better.

-Thank You.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:11 AM (Ckg4U)

572 Someone has to say, “You know what? I’m just going to go on being funny like nothing happened.”


I try, and nothing happens.

*so much static, a weasel could slap it*

Posted by: Miklos, turnong that frown upside down! at January 17, 2019 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

573 ...""Somebody called here. Why the fuck would anybody call an not say nothin' and then hang up. Idiot!""
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (f1Vqw)

I've seen so many spoofed numbers lately that I worry about the State of the Internet.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:13 AM (Ckg4U)

574 Slapweasel.

I took your name in vain, earlier somewhere. For which I may or may not apologize, depending.

Cheers, even respecting your tender liver, bro.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

575 "Someone has to say, "You know what? I'm just going to go on being funny like nothing happened."
I try, and nothing happens.
*so much static, a weasel could slap it*
"
-Posted by: Miklos, turning that frown upside down! at January 17, 2019 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

I do that nearly every day, Brother. God bless you for your humor and your tact.

Now, if you don't mind, I could use some water.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:16 AM (Ckg4U)

576 Things are really good, Slap. We had our first meeting tonight (see 552) for the upcoming PacNWMoMe. It went well, and we have some good ideas hopefully all the attendees will enjoy.



And that Razorfist video was the perfect ending to a good day and evening.

Thanks for turning me on to Razorfist.



You're up early, is all ok?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:18 AM (sy5kK)

577 "Slapweasel.
I took your name in vain, earlier somewhere. For which I may or may not apologize, depending.
Cheers, even respecting your tender liver, bro.

-Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

*HAH!* I ain't Jesus Christ! Take that name and throw it around like a frisbee.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:18 AM (Ckg4U)

578 "A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report."


The old guy got off easy.

Posted by: Duke Lacrosse Team at January 17, 2019 02:21 AM (zCyNd)

579 Oh, I'm okay, LeftCoast Dawg. It is few-and-far-between where I have a MeltDown, but it happens.

It sucks when thing crash around you and your Hero is left Oblivious to Life, but I get up every morning and I put one-foot-in-front-of-the-other.

If you called me, I'd be in Great Spirits because things aren't about me. Things are about how I react to them.

Sometimes, I forget that. Getting calls from people is a good reminder that I need a little Perspective.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)

580 577
Slapweasel.



I took your name in vain, earlier somewhere. For which I may or may not apologize, depending.




Jim, there is no such thing as bad publicity. To be mentioned, is to be known. Besides, Slapweasel is a man and can handle any crap from any direction. Being 29 has it's advantages, and one of them is experience!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:23 AM (sy5kK)

581 I Saw What You Did There, Miklos... *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)

582 Let's see... Proctor & Gamble, an international conglomerate with a multi-billion dollar adververtising budget, cast the blanket accusation of "toxic masculinity" over every male in America; From high-schoolers to heart surgeons, military vets to veterinarians, right down to that "priviledged" guy who changes your oil at Jiffy-Lube. People whose biggest microphone is probably Facebook or Twitter, until they are exiled for heresy against the Progressive dogma that inspired this ad in the first place.

Who is being the REAL bully, here?

Alinsky Rule #4. Make them live up to their own rules

Posted by: qzy at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (w82DS)

583 ...Wouldn't you be better off looking for a job rather than wasting your time on this site and begging for money?

Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (O17Hm)



Dude. How do you even TYPE with your mouth that full of Average Joe's cock?

p.s. You've got your respective roles inverted, brah.

By choice.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (QzJWU)

584 I'm Just a Guy with a Keyboard, LeftCoast Dawg.

I'm looking-forward to my "Next Twenty-Nine", God-willing!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:26 AM (Ckg4U)

585 That is a great attitude to live by, Slap. Thanks for sharing. I wish you only the very best.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:26 AM (sy5kK)

586
Fellow morons, can we not quote it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:27 AM (H421K)

587 I Saw What You Did There, Miklos... *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)


*marks this day on calendar as Very Special Day*

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at January 17, 2019 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

588 Thanks, LeftCoast Dawg. I always appreciate thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)

589 585
Let's see... Proctor Gamble, an international conglomerate with a
multi-billion dollar adververtising budget, cast the blanket
accusation of "toxic masculinity" over every male in America; From
high-schoolers to heart surgeons, military vets to veterinarians, right
down to that "priviledged" guy who changes your oil at Jiffy-Lube.
People whose biggest microphone is probably Facebook or Twitter, until
they are exiled for heresy against the Progressive dogma that inspired
this ad in the first place.

------------------------------


If challenged, I can drink enough beer to piss on the head of every PandG executive. It would be awesome, I would do it for free. Hell, I would pay for my own beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:29 AM (sy5kK)

590 "*marks this day on calendar as Very Special Day*"
-Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at January 17, 2019 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

You're a Silly Bastard! I freaking LOVE Silly Bastards!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:30 AM (Ckg4U)

591 *HAH!* I ain't Jesus Christ! Take that name and throw it around like a frisbee.

I would prefer to think of it as a pie plate.


Mmmmm....pie......

Posted by: William Russell Frisbie at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)

592
Let's make #GilletteUser a thing. Not as simple and poetic as "soiboi" or "cuck," but nicely targeted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (H421K)

593 Man... I can't tell you how much I appreciate hanging-out with my Late-Night Friends in the Horde.

It reminds me of years ago, when I was unemployed, as well.

Cthulhu, Shredded Chi and I (alongside various folks) would carry the thread until dawn.

I feel like these are "The Good Ol' Days", all-over-again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:33 AM (Ckg4U)

594 595

Let's make #GilletteUser a thing. Not as simple and poetic as "soiboi" or "cuck," but nicely targeted.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (H421K)

It would be sophisticated, in a Horde-kind-of-way. And unlike "cuck", can be used in any crowd.

I like it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:34 AM (sy5kK)

595 "Mmmmm....pie......"
-Posted by: William Russell Frisbie at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)

#Goodthink

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:34 AM (Ckg4U)

596 "Let's make #GilletteUser a thing. Not as simple and poetic as "soiboi" or "cuck," but nicely targeted."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (H421K)

Bunch of freaking GlideBrothers.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)

597 ...
If challenged, I can drink enough beer to piss on the head of every PandG executive. It would be awesome, I would do it for free. Hell, I would pay for my own beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:29 AM (sy5kK)



No beer required.

Give me twenty minutes in the P&G boardroom, for an open presenation.

No fuckin' doubt I could make most of them back up and re-assess their positions.

I *have* Fortune 1000 Boardroom Experience. And am listed in Who's Who of Professionals.

Professional Egos are but cat's toys, to the skilled.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

598 ...*HAH!* I ain't Jesus Christ! Take that name and throw it around like a frisbee.

I would prefer to think of it as a pie plate.


Mmmmm....pie......

Posted by: William Russell Frisbie at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)



I am a Frisbeetyrian.

We believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and no one can get it down.

If you've been bad though, your soul gets snagged by a Rottweiler.

Tough luck there, dude.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:42 AM (QzJWU)

599 So...all done rethinking the business model?

Remember, Boxes Are Toxic, right? Outside think?

Cool, you guys. Always-sales are a social construct.

So Miklos, guys in Hungary are buying the pink razors, right?

Posted by: P&G marketing genius at January 17, 2019 02:42 AM (zCyNd)

600 ..."Professional Egos are but cat's toys, to the skilled."
-Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

I'm not even that "skilled", but I'll bet I can make a boardroom think thrice about something, given ten minutes and a Gatorade.

Shit... I had to talk women into taking their clothes off in bars.

These "executives" would be quivering putty.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:43 AM (Ckg4U)

601 *HAH!*

G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)

602 F1000 experience? You are the perfect guy to ask this question to.


Jim, honestly, can you think of a recent move as amazingly stupid as that Gillette ad?


I mean, really, what in the DoWaDiddy were they thinking?


And I imagine all of the levels of approval that ad went through. There was nobody that spoke up. Didn't a single person say, just once, "do we really want to tell
American men they are azzholes? How will that sell Gillette
products?"


And I imagine how many of those people had appointments at HR earlier this week, and cleaning out their desks now.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:45 AM (sy5kK)

603 Shit... I had to talk women into taking their clothes off in bars.


Lousy job, but somebody....

Posted by: Miklos, marketing genius at January 17, 2019 02:45 AM (zCyNd)

604 We feel better now.

Posted by: the New Coke Marketing Team at January 17, 2019 02:47 AM (zCyNd)

605 @ Left Coast.

The last CEO I worked under, would have signed off on that in an instant.

He was under the thrall of the Marketing V.P.

When he should have heeded the wisdom of the Operations V.P.

Corporate Politics differ little from the Executive Cabinet. And that's a whole 'nuther discussion.



NITE, horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:51 AM (QzJWU)

606 BTW... folks need to look for the Razorfist (A Rant) because he does Gaming topics and Music topics all the time.

His (A Rant) videos are given to his frustration with the politics in Arizona. Go Figure. John McCain and Jeff Flake, anyone?

His takes are a fury of verbiage that I could only wish to achieve on my best day, on cocaine, pre-written with Raw, Sufficient Anger.

Anyone who has talked to me on the phone knows that I Got Skillz, Y'all! I've honed my language, lexicon, tone and cadence to a well-crafted edge.

This Guy puts me to All-Sorts-of-Shame with his rants.

Search YouTube for The Rageaholic and you'll see what I'm saying.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:53 AM (Ckg4U)

607 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 02:56 AM (BHU1I)

608 Good nite, Jim.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:56 AM (sy5kK)

609 Search YouTube for The Rageaholic and you'll see what I'm saying.



Like Pat Condell with a black t-shirt and sunglasses.

Posted by: the New Miklos Marketing Team at January 17, 2019 02:59 AM (zCyNd)

610 "Shit... I had to talk women into taking their clothes off in bars.
Lousy job, but somebody...
"
-Posted by: Miklos, marketing genius at January 17, 2019 02:45 AM (zCyNd)

Of course you did. That's what we do.

...now imagine convincing her to take her clothes off in front of everyone, just so she could dance to her favorite tune.

I had as many convincing diatribes as I had looks like I was Satan in the Flesh.

They had "ringers", so if I failed, we had two-or-three women who would do it, but the job wasn't easy.

I hated it and I drank like I hated it. I also got the microphone and entertained the "tens" in attendance.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:00 AM (Ckg4U)

611 Howdy, redc1c4! Welcome to Late-Nite Chat with your host, Miklos.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

612 Her passing was hastened by her continued frustration with the Trump administration, it read.

So this lifelong Democrat died because other wanted more freedom, economic opportunities, and smaller government.

Why cannot this happen to another million or so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:03 AM (JFO2v)

613 "Like Pat Condell with a black t-shirt and sunglasses."
-Posted by: the New Miklos Marketing Team at January 17, 2019 02:59 AM (zCyNd)

...and no posh, erudite British accent to back him up on the Respectability Scale.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)

614 ..."Why cannot this happen to another million or so."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:03 AM (JFO2v)

Prayer is powerful, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

615 614 ..."Why cannot this happen to another million or so."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:03 AM (JFO2v)

Prayer is powerful, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

My guess is her fav pres ate big macs and interns in oval office.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:09 AM (JFO2v)

616 Howdy, redc1c4! Welcome to Late-Nite Chat with your host, Miklos.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

Don't give him the 900 number. Those calls routed through Moldavia for "late nite chats" are for...a select kind of market.

Posted by: Miklos Ciscarpathia SRL at January 17, 2019 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

617 "My guess is her fav pres ate big macs and interns in oval office."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:09 AM (JFO2v)

He like the Special Sauce.

The lettuce and cheese on a sesame-seed bun was "otherized".

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:12 AM (Ckg4U)

618 ...now imagine convincing her to take her clothes off in front of everyone, just so she could dance to her favorite tune.


One can only imagine how it worked in the alley out back.


*imagines*

Posted by: Miklos, mildly distracted at January 17, 2019 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

619 So a judge says no citizenship question of 2020 census.

What if PDT says print it! With question!

Judge has no Army or SS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:13 AM (JFO2v)

620 "Don't give him the 900 number. Those calls routed through Moldavia for "late nite chats" are for...a select kind of market."
-Posted by: Miklos Ciscarpathia SRL at January 17, 2019 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

You know me better than that. I have Sworn an Oath to Oden that shall never be betrayed.

Beside, I field most of those calls and I simply don't mind.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:14 AM (Ckg4U)

621 "One can only imagine how it worked in the alley out back."
*imagines*
-Posted by: Miklos, mildly distracted at January 17, 2019 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

God granted me the Freedom from Diseases in Those Days, I guess.

There are probably three Little Slapweasels menacing kitchens in the N.E. Ohio area, however.

I feel sorry for the oven-mitts.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:17 AM (Ckg4U)

622 PDT needs to give the SOTU in a Stadium he can fill! Charge small admission. Sell beer and popcorn.
It would be GREAT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:17 AM (JFO2v)

623 Alinsky Rule #4. Make them live up to their own rules

Posted by: qzy

Or the Laws of Gravity

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:22 AM (sFO1P)

624 622
PDT needs to give the SOTU in a Stadium he can fill! Charge small admission. Sell beer and popcorn.

It would be GREAT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:17 AM (JFO2v)

And then donate the gate receipts to Angel Families, especially the ones that had loved ones killed by illegal aliens who have been deported many times.

Include those Angel Moms that went to Pelosi's office and were denied a meeting with her, as she hid in her office.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 03:23 AM (sy5kK)

625 Or the Laws of Gravity
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:22 AM (sFO1P)

or any laws. 22 M living here illegally do not follow any laws.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:24 AM (JFO2v)

626 There are probably three Little Slapweasels menacing kitchens in the N.E. Ohio area, however.


I am told that the Hungarians in Cleveland (or specifically Lorain) can be acquired.

Correction-The chicks, not the language.

Posted by: Miklos, szep picsa, bebi! at January 17, 2019 03:27 AM (zCyNd)

627 Posted by: Miklos Ciscarpathia SRL at January 17, 2019 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

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Thank you very much sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:28 AM (4D532)

628 It would be Yuuuge! Classy, really. Really, really classy. These guys know... *clap-clap-clap!*

It would be an enormous event that Real People could get behind.

...this guy knows what I'm talking about.

We, The People could fill a stadium and talk about real American Issues with real American People and Make America Great Again.

...that's right.

Make America Great Again.

We can shit all-over the Democrats... [*Applause Break*] ...because they are the Ruling Class that keep us from our goals.

...this guy knows it. ...that lady knows it, too. Thanks for coming out. You're Great People. Look at this Crowd!

[*Applause Break*]

You're all very, very special people. I know this. I do. I really do.

*45,000 people giving a Standing Ovation*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:28 AM (Ckg4U)

629 Or the Laws of Gravity

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:22 AM (sFO1P)

Overrule........

*slump*

Posted by: Notorious RBG 2020!!!! at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (zCyNd)

630 Census 2020, if we dont have a question we will use the last 36mon of financial transfer data to estimate number of illegals thru their remittances and deduct those folks who are under another's jurisdictio .

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (sFO1P)

631 Just finished watching my DVD copy of The Great Escape with the trivia option turned on.

Hannes Messemer who played von Luger was a POW of the Russians. Two of the other German actors were American POWs. One German fled East Berlin with his family just three days before the Berlin Wall went up.

McQueen's bike was in fact a Triumph made to look like a BMW R12. The jump between the barricades earned the stunt rider a $1000 bonus.

Donald Pleasence was shot down in a Lancaster and spent a year in a POW camp. After the Great Escape a notice was posted that read "Escape is no longer a sport."

James Garner saw five months combat in Korea and during filming of the movie in Germany visited his old unit the 5th RCT of the 24th which was then based in Augsburg.

The two trains in the film, both 1944 models, were found in a Munich railyard where they were still being used.

Paul Brickhill who authored the book the movie was based on was a Spitfire pilot who was shot down over Tunisia in 1943. He was at Stalag Luft III but was barred by Big X from the escape due to extreme claustrophobia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (4DC4H)

632 "I am told that the Hungarians in Cleveland (or specifically Lorain) can be acquired.
Correction-The chicks, not the language.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, szep picsa, bebi! at January 17, 2019 03:27 AM (zCyNd)

We LOVE our Hungarian and Polish broads!

*Rolls Out the Barrels*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:30 AM (Ckg4U)

633 Prayer is powerful, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

--------

A freaking men, brother.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:30 AM (4D532)

634 Thank you very much sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:28 AM (4D532)

You are very welcome. Now just help me pass my PMI PMP exam....

Posted by: Miklos, himself a project to be managed at January 17, 2019 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

635 You are very welcome. Now just help me pass my PMI PMP exam....
Posted by: Miklos, himself a project to be managed at January 17, 2019 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

I would sincerely be happy to. I have a a PMP.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:35 AM (4D532)

636 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has murder-eyes. Seriously, she looks like she want to kill me and all my friends and family.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 17, 2019 03:35 AM (Xqo6t)

637 ..."Now just help me pass my PMI PMP exam..."
-Posted by: Miklos, himself a project to be managed at January 17, 2019 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

That looks like something having to do with the prostate. I'll in no form or fashion allow the advancement of such Anal Wizardry.

*sends cease-and-desist letter*

I'm ashamed for you and your Family. Perhaps you might bring a better form of yourself to this blog, next time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:36 AM (Ckg4U)

638 Serious Cat, why do you think I call her Doll Eyes Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 03:38 AM (4DC4H)

639 I'm outraged. I'm calling my Aunt. There is no need for such language around these parts.

*Aunt Donna? What's a PMI PMP?*

-really?

*okay*

--*Love you! G'bye.*

You're lucky, Mister. I was about to have your spine removed with a backhoe.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (Ckg4U)

640 That looks like something having to do with the prostate. I'll in no form or fashion allow the advancement of such Anal Wizardry.

*sends cease-and-desist letter*

I'm ashamed for you and your Family. Perhaps you might bring a better form of yourself to this blog, next time.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:36 AM (Ckg4U.

----------

Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

641 Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

I thot all Proj Mgmt was about being anal!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (JFO2v)

642 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (4DC4H)

When a teenager, I met the man who was, in part, the inspiration for the McQueen character in The Great Escape. Also met Moffat Burriss, the first man across the bridge at Nijmegen. He was so impressed with the speed with which the Army engineers could throw bridges that he began a very successful construction company in SC based on rapid construction from steel components.

Posted by: Miklos, proud to have met them at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (zCyNd)

643 "Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus..."
-Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

They're outside of Hollywood.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (Ckg4U)

644 Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

I thot all Proj Mgmt was about being anal!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (JFO2v)

------------

It is, but just by verbal description, not forays into the actual area.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:45 AM (4D532)

645 -Posted by: Miklos, proud to have met them at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (zCyNd)

Between you and Anna Puma, now we have to learrrrrrn.

Freaking Buzzkills, the Both O' Yaz.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:46 AM (Ckg4U)

646 So the South Dakota legislature is considering a bill that would ban transgender men from competing in women's competitive athletics.


Transgenders and the ACLU are actively against it. ACLU claims transgenders as a protected class, supersede a natural woman's right to compete against other natural women.


ACLU comment misses the entire point of the bill about the inherent unfairness of biological differences, and the transgenders are pulling the victim card, to shame them and make them feel not worthy.




Rush Limbaugh talked about this earlier today on his show. His opinion is the women, specifically hardcore feminist types, have boxed themselves into a corner with their false argument of "equality". Their default support group is the "oppressed". Politically, it has served them well. Now, continuing this plan means women's competitive sports are destroyed when transgenders regularly beat the XX women. Because no matter how one changes a law to fit a narrative, we can't change mother nature.


Men are more athletic than woman in sports, and that gives men advantages. Even if they take hormones and chop off their nuts. Their bone and muscle structure is bigger and stronger.


Yet feminists now face a new dilemma, do they try to counter the male-born transgender because of "equality", knowing that this essentially kills women's sports? Do they, for the first time, step up by admitting there are differences between men and women?

Of course not. South Dakota is stepping into a volatile subject. I for one am glad they are.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 03:48 AM (sy5kK)

647 I'm ashamed for you and your Family. Perhaps you might bring a better form of yourself to this blog, next time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:36 AM (Ckg4U)

Dad was a CPA.

Do your worst.

*Slapweasel>mind>gutter*

Posted by: Miklos, witha lousy Karl Marx U Ph.D. at January 17, 2019 03:48 AM (zCyNd)

648 Phonetically, it should have been "The Both O Yuhz".

I am happy that I clarified that point for no other reason than to satisfy myself.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:49 AM (Ckg4U)

649 646 So the South Dakota legislature is considering a bill that would ban transgender men from competing in women's competitive athletics.

Nope They made the bed! Now lie down!

Please let come to the natural conclusion that the 2024 French Womens Bike Team will be 3rd class men.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:51 AM (JFO2v)

650 My Dad could beat-up Your Dad. He was in the Army.

..and I'm dating a Girl from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:52 AM (Ckg4U)

651 Freaking Buzzkills, the Both O' Yaz.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:46 AM (Ckg4U)

What? Burriss Construction did the steel framing of the only Starbucks near me (sign out front).

The irony.

Posted by: Miklos, looking into weasels as pets at January 17, 2019 03:53 AM (zCyNd)

652 spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.

i annoyed people who needed to be annoyed.

i made several productive suggestions, and others that were ignored.

i had fun, at the expense of the person who needed to be annoyed.

and i was an active participant in my local government, for all the good that will do, but at least i try.

i am now swilling rum

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 03:55 AM (BHU1I)

653 no other reason than to satisfy myself.

You know this guy Publius?

Posted by: Miklos, get a room you two at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (zCyNd)

654 "What? Burriss Construction did the steel framing of the only Starbucks near me (sign out front).
The irony.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, looking into weasels as pets at January 17, 2019 03:53 AM (zCyNd)

They are a wholly-owned subsidiary of Slapweasel Industries.®

Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)

655
Please let come to the natural conclusion that the 2024 French Womens Bike Team will be 3rd class men.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:51 AM (JFO2v)
By then, the women's apparel market for Nike will be dead.


And there is very little that's natural about that conclusion. ;-)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 03:57 AM (sy5kK)

656 spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.

i annoyed people who needed to be annoyed.

i made several productive suggestions, and others that were ignored.

i had fun, at the expense of the person who needed to be annoyed.

and i was an active participant in my local government, for all the good that will do, but at least i try.

i am now swilling rum
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 03:55 AM (BHU1I)

---------------

Good onya! Enjoy the rum and be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:58 AM (4D532)

657 "You know this guy Publius?"
-Posted by: Miklos, get a room you two at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (zCyNd)

I do. He publishes a lot of stuff in Early America.

If you mean the other guy? I know him, too. Good dude who is bonkers about computers and their overall throughput systems.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:59 AM (Ckg4U)

658 Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

So much for going to bed hey. Guess when you don't have to get up in the morning either for a job or for family you may as well stay on the internet awaiting your Nembutal order

Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 04:00 AM (O17Hm)

659 656
spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.




...................


i am now swilling rum


========================



Cause and effect.


It's science!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:01 AM (sy5kK)

660 M. Calm Mentor, PMP-

Here's the deal-

They've changed the PMI stuff since I did my classroom hours a year ago. Renamed things, added Agile process.

The exam expects you to Figure It Out, based on the PMI Way Of Thinking. Apparently there are no right answers, only wrong ones.

A friend was, in his Air Force capacity, in charge of the AF1 advance team. Serious responsibility.

Retired from that, and failed the PMP exam.

Something is wrong here. I ain't skeered, just don't understand the rules of the game.

Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his life around at January 17, 2019 04:03 AM (zCyNd)

661 I assume the Olympics being a hard core leftist organization will be allowing cross genders soon.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:04 AM (/rm4P)

662 (O17Hm)

After a dude cums on your face, do you revel, or do you just Take it Like a Broad?

I got questions, Y'all!

Also, I thought that having the tattoo "Playground" above your ass seemed a bit unnecessary.

We all know your proclivities, so the ink is redundant.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:04 AM (Ckg4U)

663 (the following is a practice comment for a later date)

o/t:

noodling around the internet i came up with this interesting story:

you know burton gilliam? yes, you do - he's the guy who played taggert's henchman, lyle, in "blazing saddles" (who tells the rail crew to sing camptown races). here's how he ended up in the movies:

he was a fireman in dallas (12 years) who noticed an ad for extras for a movie "paper moon". he went out and among 400 others got picked, got a role as a hotel clerk and ended up with the 6th largest role in the movie. 3 months later he got a call at the fire house from a mel brooks who wanted him for his new movie. he hung up thin king it was another prank. then richard pryor called, then brooks again, then bogdanovich from paper moon telling him to take the job. so they fly him out to hollywood and they tell him they rewrote the role for him but he still turned them down - not enough money! he wanted as much as he earned as a fireman in a year ($12,000). he ended uo getting $25,000 and began a long career of over 90 roles.

just goes to show, kids, give it a chance, you never know.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2019 04:05 AM (Pg+x7)

664 what was all that about some bint dying sooner because of Trump?

i suxors at searching a thread.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:05 AM (BHU1I)

665 661 I assume the Olympics being a hard core leftist organization will be allowing cross genders soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:04 AM (/rm4P)

oh please! Let some shit hole country win the womens gold soccer with the best tucks and padded bras

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 04:06 AM (JFO2v)

666 Now watching the featurettes on the second DVD that are narrated by Burt Reynolds.

For technical advice Sturges brought in at Paul Brickhill's advice Wally Floody who actually built the tunnels at Stalag Luft III. How close to authentic did they get? Floody said he was having nightmares.

The biggest reason for filming in Germany was because SEG objected to the choice of the original US location and forbade the film crew from hiring any locals as extras.

As for the trade items Henley used to scrounge, the film crew decided not to mention the British and US secret efforts to aid prisoner escapes with little extras in parcels in order to keep those methods secret.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 04:07 AM (4DC4H)

667 >>>i suxors at searching a thread.
CTRL+F. Hi, Heartless!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2019 04:07 AM (NMAzL)

668 Get a job ya bum

Bless yore lil' heart.

*consults AceCorp policy manual section 3.36a Axe handle, usage thereof*

Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his life around at January 17, 2019 04:07 AM (zCyNd)

669 ..." suxors at searching a thread."
-Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:05 AM (BHU1I)

CTRL+F type the key word you are looking for.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (Ckg4U)

670 664
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ kentucky-womans-death-was-hastened-by-frustration-with-trump-white-house-obituary-claimed

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (JFO2v)

671 Hello, Miley.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (Ckg4U)

672 I don't want to get up, and got to leave in a hour.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (/rm4P)

673 late, met nurse and lcd, if these two are the future of the horde, count me in!
Great MeMo!
And we are going to blow you're socks off (just your socks, nothing else.) cause you know, Texans' got nothing on us! Yakima! May! Mt. St. Helens. bring your own ash! LOL

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 17, 2019 04:09 AM (LOq4H)

674 Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)

Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe.

Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)

675
Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)

I've found that the best foremen can be ferocious dicks, and the only way to not have that happen is to make sure the project is as you describe. In the end, on time and under budget is what everyone wants. If the job was bid correctly, and workers are competent, the supplies show up on time, the foreman is less of a dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (sy5kK)

676 "I don't want to get up, and got to leave in a hour."
-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (/rm4P)

It is "an" hour, you mindless twirp.

Get the fuck up. Stay the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. and don't be a fuckup.

Welcome to Thursday!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:11 AM (Ckg4U)

677 Calm Mentor, PMP-

Here's the deal-

They've changed the PMI stuff since I did my classroom hours a year ago. Renamed things, added Agile process.

The exam expects you to Figure It Out, based on the PMI Way Of Thinking. Apparently there are no right answers, only wrong ones.

A friend was, in his Air Force capacity, in charge of the AF1 advance team. Serious responsibility.

Retired from that, and failed the PMP exam.

Something is wrong here. I ain't skeered, just don't understand the rules of the game.
Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his life around at January 17, 2019 04:03 AM (zCyNd)

----------------

Sorry man. I can believe this. PMP was pretty straightforward, so I can see where they would mess with you on a rating with a different designation. A distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:11 AM (4D532)

678 In, on, around 0515hrs I need to be out the door, and still not moving

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:13 AM (/rm4P)

679 674
Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.



Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)



Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe.

Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)


It's in secret code! That takes balls!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:15 AM (sy5kK)

680 "Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe."
-Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)

Su Jefe tiene pelotas con *clack*!

Tenemos que comprende La Verdad.

Sin que? Estamos personas con Nada!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:15 AM (Ckg4U)

681 676
"I don't want to get up, and got to leave in a hour."

-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (/rm4P)



It is "an" hour, you mindless twirp.



Get the fuck up. Stay the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. and don't be a fuckup.



Welcome to Thursday!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:11 AM (Ckg4U)

Ok, enough of the sweet talk.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:16 AM (sy5kK)

682 678 In, on, around 0515hrs I need to be out the door, and still not moving
Posted by: Skip

"Out of your rack, off your ass, get your shit, on the craft."
See? It's easy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 17, 2019 04:16 AM (LOq4H)

683 Somebody send Skip breakfast

#gofeedskip

Posted by: Miklos, with maybe 3 eggs in the house at January 17, 2019 04:17 AM (zCyNd)

684 Whoa, busy nite - almost 700 comments on a Wednesday!

Mornin' all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:17 AM (fTX7q)

685 Breakfast on the go- it's my specialty lately.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:18 AM (fTX7q)

686 It is easy to "sweet-talk" as an unemployed layabout whose life revolves around caring for a "Five-Year-Old and an Eight-Year-Old".

I'm a Home-Bitch who makes cookies and sammiches.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:19 AM (Ckg4U)

687 Hey all, I'm checking out for the night.


Great talking with all of you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:19 AM (sy5kK)

688 ...and pancakes. Let's NOT forget the pancakes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

689 G'Night, LeftCoast Dawg.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

690 Just instant oatmeal and a Engish muffin today

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (/rm4P)

691 I'm a Home-Bitch who makes cookies and sammiches.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:19 AM (Ckg4U)

But i bet you are appreciated for it. If not in this life, the next

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (fTX7q)

692 Tenemos que comprende La Verdad.


Sounded better in the original Slav.

Posted by: Miklos, the Horde Cries Out!! at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (zCyNd)

693 >>instant oatmeal and a English muffin today

DON'T FORGET THE COFFEE!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:23 AM (fTX7q)

694
Great talking with all of you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

night lcd, you're way bigger than you type...lol

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 17, 2019 04:23 AM (LOq4H)

695 So much for going to bed hey. Guess when you don't have to get up in the morning either for a job or for family you may as well stay on the internet awaiting your Nembutal order
Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 04:00 AM (O17Hm

-------

Dayum BC, keep it up. You have no idea how much your posts are helping me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:23 AM (4D532)

696 ah-HA!

it never w*rked for me before, but *this* time i got a search bar...

will wonders never cease?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:25 AM (BHU1I)

697 "But I bet you are appreciated for it. If not in this life, the next."
-Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (fTX7q)

That helps and I Thank You for it.

I play "silly", as when I delve into this situation, I can get really depressed.

That's why I'm here, though. The Horde is a Small Escape from watching my Heroes fall.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:25 AM (Ckg4U)

698 "Sounded better in the original Slav."
-Posted by: Miklos, the Horde Cries Out!! at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (zCyNd)

Because Of Course it did.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:26 AM (Ckg4U)

699 Dayum BC, keep it up.


Take a powder, BC.

Posted by: Miklos, both early and late agian at January 17, 2019 04:26 AM (zCyNd)

700 Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe.



Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)
---
Los flojos traban doble.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (BHU1I)

701 ...and pancakes. Let's NOT forget the pancakes.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

Hah! My mom is crazy about pancakes- can we have .... PANCAKES today? We just had pancakes for breakfast, mom. Oh, but they are soooo good! I want to eat PANCAKES all the meals!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

702 I live for coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:29 AM (/rm4P)

703 i've got a recipe for cornmeal pancakes that i used to make when i was a kid... found it in Joy of Cooking, which is the book to own if you can only have one cook book.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:30 AM (BHU1I)

704 We are supposed to get 1 to 3 inches of white stuff today, hasn't started yet.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:30 AM (/rm4P)

705 spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.

i annoyed people who needed to be annoyed.

i made several productive suggestions, and others that were ignored.

i had fun, at the expense of the person who needed to be annoyed.

and i was an active participant in my local government, for all the good that will do, but at least i try.

i am now swilling rum
Posted by: redc1c4

Tell the local.pols you work for a big developer and they will give you bj's

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 04:30 AM (sFO1P)

706 That's why I'm here, though. The Horde is a Small Escape from watching my Heroes fall.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:25 AM (Ckg4U)

Oh, i get it. Same boat.

Laughter helps keep me sane. The realization of it all is truly just hitting me, even tho i've known what's happening for a long time.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:31 AM (fTX7q)

707 I live for coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:29 AM (/rm4P)

---
i live for alcohol...

i'd live for sex too, but i'm married, so that's not on the menu.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:31 AM (BHU1I)

708 Hah! My mom is crazy about pancakes- can we have .... PANCAKES today? We just had pancakes for breakfast, mom. Oh, but they are soooo good! I want to eat PANCAKES all the meals!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

-----------

At her end, my Mom was like this. Pancakes for breakfast. Grilled cheese for lunch and dinner. Good grief!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:32 AM (4D532)

709 "[]Hah! My mom is crazy about pancakes- can we have .... PANCAKES today? We just had pancakes for breakfast, mom. Oh, but they are soooo good! I want to eat PANCAKES all the meals!"
-Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

That's so sweet!

My Dad has stopped being a "Hungry-Hungry Hippo", as Mom had deemed him.

That worries me.

We visit one of his doctors on Friday.

...Blueberry Pancakes are still a favorite around these parts.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:33 AM (Ckg4U)

710 I propose a #gocovfefeme for Skip.

Best platform?

Posted by: Miklos, the Moronopoly guy at January 17, 2019 04:33 AM (zCyNd)

711 ..."Laughter helps keep me sane. The realization of it all is truly just hitting me, even tho I've known what's happening for a long time."
-Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:31 AM (fTX7q)

The term "Creeping-In" works well here. I try not to let it encroach upon my attitude, but I'm Just a Human With a Keyboard.

The more I talk to others, the better my attitude rests upon God's clouds of Glory.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)

712 Los flojos traban doble.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (BHU1I)

OK.

*authenticates transmission, waits for something about John and a moustache*

Posted by: Miklos, chair against the wall at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

713 I saw Clouds of Glory open for the Slapweasels at Ace's Midcity in '91.

Posted by: Miklos, that's the ticket at January 17, 2019 04:40 AM (zCyNd)

714 ..."*authenticates transmission, waits for something about John and a moustache*"
-Posted by: Miklos, chair against the wall at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

I think it was about a chair and a wall with "work" and an Olympic sprinter intertwined.

We cannot be definitive until the Wind-Talkers have had their way with it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:41 AM (Ckg4U)

715 Yeah, attitude is everything.

Amazed at your positives-ness. I have difficulty with my own at times. Leaning on others isnt my strong-suit, but i am learning that it is necessary.

God Bless you Slap, and all those out there who are doing what they can for their 'heroes'

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:41 AM (fTX7q)

716 "I saw Clouds of Glory open for the Slapweasels at Ace's Midcity in '91."
-Posted by: Miklos, that's the ticket at January 17, 2019 04:40 AM (zCyNd)

I still love those guys and keep In Contact often with Marty Fellandspell, the Lead Singer.

That guy knows investments from a Hole-In-The-Ground, let me tell you.

The bass player, Homer Guy, is the Godfather to my youngest Dad. ...the Five-Year-Old.

He doesn't call, but I still appreciate his emails.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:45 AM (Ckg4U)

717 -Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:41 AM (fTX7q)

My email is in my nic. Hover over it and see it in the lower-left of your screen.

I'm pretty good at talking with people and we can compare "War-Stories" any time you like.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:47 AM (Ckg4U)

718 He doesn't call, but I still appreciate his emails.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:45 AM (Ckg4U)

But what about that kick-ass bass you just got-autographed-for fifty bucks?

Also, it's cool that Willie Nelson finally cut you in for the songwriting credit for that Patsy Cline song.

Posted by: Miklos, after midnight at January 17, 2019 04:48 AM (zCyNd)

719 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:47 AM (Ckg4U)

Thank you, Slap. I will take you up on that very soon.

But now i'm later than late.

Have a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:50 AM (fTX7q)

720 "But what about that kick-ass bass you just got-autographed-for fifty bucks?
Also, it's cool that Willie Nelson finally cut you in for the songwriting credit for that Patsy Cline song.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, after midnight at January 17, 2019 04:48 AM (zCyNd)

Water Under the Bridge, amigo. Earn Fifty, Pay Fifty.

...that has been my Motto since 1983.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:51 AM (Ckg4U)

721 G'Night, My life is insanity.

Rest well and dream of better times.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:51 AM (Ckg4U)

722 americanthinker.com/why mueller won't produce an impeachment report
https://tinyurl.com/y8jkzr8t

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:52 AM (/rm4P)

723
But now i'm later than late.

Have a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:50 AM (fTX7q)


I'm late, I'm late for
A very important date.
No time to say hello, good-bye,
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
I'm late and when I wave,
I lose the time I save.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing non-furloughed at January 17, 2019 04:53 AM (zCyNd)

724 I propose a #gocovfefeme for Skip.

Best platform?
Posted by: Miklos, the Moronopoly guy at January 17, 2019 04:33 AM (zCyNd)

Skip wears platforms!?
https://www.prettylittlething.us/
shoes/platform-shoes.html

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 04:53 AM (RrtlF)

725
05:00 #timecheck

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 04:56 AM (kJWoP)

726 I think it was about a chair and a wall with "work" and an Olympic sprinter intertwined.



In my day, we had to settle for Nadia Comaneci. And who wants a gymnast, when you can get an East German sprinter?

*refills, reconsiders*

Posted by: Young Miklos, not a Ceaucescu, sadly at January 17, 2019 04:57 AM (zCyNd)

727 Miklos, Cicero, hogmartin and a few others are some of the Smartest and Funniest People on The Interwebs.

You may have others, but those are my Top Three, period.

I'm just a goofball with a keyboard, so I surf on their waves.

*Raises a glass of Gatorade to All of Those in The Horde that crack me up*

*clink!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:59 AM (Ckg4U)

728 Got to look into this, my kind of movie
babalublog.com/Ashes in the Snow, a film you should watch before you embrace socialism
https://tinyurl.com/ybkbdb5q

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

729 I don't need platforms, I am average height

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:00 AM (/rm4P)

730 You know what they put in Gatorade, right?

Posted by: Miklos, backroom chemist at January 17, 2019 05:02 AM (zCyNd)

731 "I don't need platforms, I am average height."
-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:00 AM (/rm4P)

^This fuckin' Guy.^

He's honest and I love that.

God Bless Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:02 AM (Ckg4U)

732 Morning all.

Listening to the overnight guys talking about Bruce Ohr and it is strange because they are saying things known here for the last year.

Maybe they will catch up.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (fDqh9)

733 Skip wears platforms!?
https://www.prettylittlething.us/
shoes/platform-shoes.html

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 04:53 AM (RrtlF)

Skip seems more like a scaffolding kinda guy.

Posted by: Miklos, a-guessing at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (zCyNd)

734 "You know what they put in Gatorade, right?"
-Posted by: Miklos, backroom chemist at January 17, 2019 05:02 AM (zCyNd)

Electrolytes. They're what plants crave.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

735 728 https://youtu.be/NYA1i-WPaI4
I want to see this movie

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:04 AM (/rm4P)

736 *authenticates transmission, waits for something about John and a moustache*

Posted by: Miklos, chair against the wall at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

---
roughly translated from the original: "The lazy person w*rks twice as hard."

es veredad, amigo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:04 AM (BHU1I)

737 I have guessed I have spent a largeportion of working life above ground on scaffolding and ladders

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:05 AM (/rm4P)

738 that would explain things...

it's raining here, and it sounded pretty strong, but i didn't get my ass out of the chair to take a gander.

went to the NWS forecast for my immediate area, and it says we're under a flash flood watch from sometime earlier to 1300 local.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:08 AM (BHU1I)

739 Got to hit the road, stay warm and dry and have a great day

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:08 AM (/rm4P)

740 Electrolytes. They're what plants crave.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

This is all about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Nike-Cortez at January 17, 2019 05:09 AM (zCyNd)

741 I don't need platforms, I am average height
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:00 AM (/rm4P)

Ya, but they say platforms show off your legs so well. We understand some men like to show off like that.

I was just surprised, but i guess you needed something different after spending workdays in those heavy steel toed workboots.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:10 AM (RrtlF)

742 We are supposed to get 1 to 3 inches of white stuff today, hasn't started yet.
Posted by: Skip

I thought that was tonight ?

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 05:10 AM (x98e1)

743 Tenemos que habla in un conversation de La Lengua.

Nosortos estamos amigos, Si?!?

Cuando corremos circa de Los Issues, tenemos una problema.

Feliz Navidad, Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)

744 "This is all about me, isn't it?"
-Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Nike-Cortez at January 17, 2019 05:09 AM (zCyNd)

Probably not, but we have our Top Men working on it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:13 AM (Ckg4U)

745 Executing someone for a crime after they've been given a fair trial is not quite the same as kidnapping and beheading school girls because you don't approve of the way they dress. Rot in the Hell you so richly deserve, and stop equating justice with murder.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 17, 2019 05:15 AM (xZjSg)

746 Good morning,

It is so nice to have a President who wants good things for our country and who doesn't back down.

Stand firm, Mr. President, Americans stand with you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:15 AM (IDhUW)

747 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)

Igen. Nagyon Szivesen beszelek a legjobb barataimmel mi nyelvunkben!

*don't start none, won't get none*

*and I was nice/lazy, no accents*

Posted by: Miklos, of the Noble Magyar Peoples at January 17, 2019 05:16 AM (zCyNd)

748 -Posted by: Miklos, of the Noble Magyar Peoples at January 17, 2019 05:16 AM (zCyNd)

Fuckin' Foreigners.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:18 AM (Ckg4U)

749 > Nosortos estamos amigos, Si?!?
===
No. I said "two eggs over easy, sausage patties, rye toast, coffee."

Got that?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:18 AM (RrtlF)

750 "No. I said "two eggs over easy, sausage patties, rye toast, coffee."
Got that?
"
-Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:18 AM (RrtlF)

Si... juevos con porque?

Chicken Sammich?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM (Ckg4U)

751 I saw Los Issues open for Las Problemas at Senor Ace Frog's in Cancun last year.


The chicks from Tri-Delt got so wasted, man.

I mean, yeah

Posted by: Miklos, rush cahirman, damna glad to meet you at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM (zCyNd)

752 the same as kidnapping and beheading school girls

#saveourgirls

Posted by: Micheal Robinson O. at January 17, 2019 05:22 AM (zCyNd)

753 not sure exactly what goes into Gator or Power ade, but i can tell you two things everyone needs to know about them:

1. at full strength, they will demineralize your teeth, so drinking them straight from the bottle all the time is a *bad* thing. and rinse your mouth thoroughly with plain water if you do.

which takes us to

2. if you drink them full strength, without additional water, you run the very good chance of actually DEhydrating yourself, and become a heat casualty. this is because the level of NaCl and KCl in them is sufficient to cause the body to draw H2O out of the cells in an attempt to sufficiently dilute the incoming electrolytes, which in turn causes you to fall out, defeating the alleged purpose of the beverage.

take away: drink several times (3-5) MOAR water than you do either beverage, thus protecting your teefus AND the rest of you body. being a heat casualty can kill you, and once you've gone down once, you're at greater risk the entire rest of your life, same same with cold injuries.

pro tip: what i do is take the empty bottle from the previous flavor (i rotate 4 that i like the taste of on a regular schedule) and pour full strength ade into it, until it reaches the top of the 2nd bump (Powerade, find a similar point on your Gator bottle if you drink that Pepsi product) then fill to the rim with agua. repeat until new bottle is down to that point, then fill it with water, and repeat process. previous bottle goes in the recycling bin, to be turned in for beer money, with all the other CRV empties.


Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 17, 2019 05:22 AM (BHU1I)

754 Si... juevos con porque?

Chicken Sammich?
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM

*points at pictures on Denny's menu*

Mas Cafe! eh?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:25 AM (RrtlF)

755 No. I said "two eggs over easy, sausage patties, rye toast, coffee."


"omlette du fromage"

Posted by: Steve Martin, c. 1979 at January 17, 2019 05:26 AM (zCyNd)

756 "I saw Los Issues open for Las Problemas at Senor Ace Frog's in Cancun last year.
The chicks from Tri-Delt got so wasted, man.
I mean, yeah.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, rush cahirman, damna glad to meet you at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM (zCyNd)

I remember those days. My buddy asked me the Spanish word for "stop" and yelled "ALTO!" to the bus driver.

Dude stops on a freaking dime. I almost fell into the aisle.

We get off the bus and we are getting bombarded with fliers for "Chilly Willies", the Local Whorehouse.

-True Story
-I may be wrong, but I ain't lying.

At Senior Frogs, they pour shots down your throat and blow whistles like NFL referees.

I couldn't remember my name.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:28 AM (Ckg4U)

757 Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 17, 2019 05:22 AM (BHU1I)

Possibly true, but in the case of elderly people, less important.

Posted by: Miklos, caretake and giver at January 17, 2019 05:28 AM (zCyNd)

758 "Mas Cafe! eh?"
-Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:25 AM (RrtlF)

No comprende... Pendejo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:30 AM (Ckg4U)

759 We get off the bus and we are getting bombarded with fliers for "Chilly Willies", the Local Whorehouse.

The better one is called Fiesta Americana at Playa del Carmen.


I, and the Secretary, disavow all knowledge of my knowledge.

Posted by: Miklos Impossible! at January 17, 2019 05:32 AM (zCyNd)

760 "The better one is called Fiesta Americana at Playa del Carmen.
I, and the Secretary, disavow all knowledge of my knowledge.
"
-Posted by: Miklos Impossible! at January 17, 2019 05:32 AM (zCyNd)

I'm shocked.

Please allow me a Moment.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)

761 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:35 AM (IDhUW)

762 No comprende... Pendejo.
-
Cojon.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:36 AM (RrtlF)

763 Please allow me a Moment.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)

I was only the translator/negotiator for a friend, whom we shall refer to as "M".

Posted by: Miklos Impossible! at January 17, 2019 05:38 AM (zCyNd)

764 Este restaurante esta de la chingada.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:39 AM (RrtlF)

765 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:35 AM (IDhUW)

Glowball Warming!!!!1!!

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:41 AM (RrtlF)

766 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:35 AM (IDhUW)

Got some time yet.

WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote

Posted by: The Merry Miklos Tale at January 17, 2019 05:41 AM (zCyNd)

767 Okay... now that we have carried this thread into the Day-Walker arena, I must dismiss myself to another realm until I fall asleep.

I'm tired and Miley doesn't Give a Shit about me about me any longer, so I'll fade into the distance.

The awaiting dawn is merely a cue to a dormitory state for this fucking guy.

Might you all find today to be a better day than yesterday.

-God bless you.
-God keep you.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:42 AM (Ckg4U)

768 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.

Minus 4 degrees on the F scale here.
Clear sky and the absence of water vapor in the atmosphere allows infrared to radiate out into space cooling the surface temperatures. It was a very pretty moonlight scene with the pale illumination reflecting off of the snow cover and the stars sparkling in the clear sky.

I have the furnace fired up, pumping CO2 into the atmosphere in an attempt to counteract this heat loss, to no avail. We need more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere so these cooling events don't happen to this degree.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:43 AM (kJWoP)

769 thank gawd...

i thought he'd *never* leave.

what a relief!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:44 AM (BHU1I)

770 Este restaurante esta de la chingada.

BREAKING

US tourist in Mexico injured by restaurant chef

Motive unknown

Posted by: Nicolas Molnar at January 17, 2019 05:44 AM (zCyNd)

771

I see it has warmed up. It was minus 9 at International Falls, Minnesota, earlier.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (kJWoP)

772 "as young and as ancient as spring"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (IDhUW)

773 i gotta get horizontal before Resident 3vil gets up to start her day...

and i really should get some things done around here today too.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (BHU1I)

774 *static*

Nobody says good night to poor Miklos.

Not even Slapweasel, who takes what Hungarians call "English leave".

Posted by: Nicolas Molnar at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (zCyNd)

775 *un-static*

Wait until I get your phone number, "Heartless"... lol.

*Drops the Microphone*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U)

776 God bless and keep you, Slap.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:48 AM (IDhUW)

777 Not even Slapweasel, who takes what Hungarians call "English leave".
Posted by: Nicolas Molnar at

Was there a French Letter?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:49 AM (RrtlF)

778 Good night Miklos

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:50 AM (IDhUW)

779 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January
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Just wait til it gets above 0, it'll feel like a heat wave

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:51 AM (IDhUW)

780 AmericanKestrel

Thank you! And good morning to all.

I ain't quite done yet. I don't want to go on the ONT cart!




Posted by: Miklos, wiyh ice and things to pour over it at January 17, 2019 05:52 AM (zCyNd)

781 Hasta, red, thanks for the Gatorade tip.

Posted by: AmericqnKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:53 AM (IDhUW)

782 Was there a French Letter?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:49 AM (RrtlF)

Oui.

Non.

Posted by: Miklos, being coqettish at January 17, 2019 05:54 AM (zCyNd)

783 Just wait til it gets above 0, it'll feel like a heat wave
-
It was actually quite pleasant yesterday with the sun shine, and no wind. I had the snow thrower in high gear and had to run to keep up with it.

Ok, not run, more like walk fast.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:55 AM (kJWoP)

784 Posted by: Miklos, wiyh ice and things to pour over it at January 17, 2019 05:52 AM (zCyNd)
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Did you bring enough to share with the class?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:55 AM (IDhUW)

785
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 05:56 AM (LsBY9)

786 Did you bring enough to share with the class?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:55 AM (IDhUW)

This is a setup.

Gum under the desks? The District doesn't have a budget for Goo-Gone.

Posted by: Miklos, yes Miss Crabtree at January 17, 2019 05:58 AM (zCyNd)

787 It was actually quite pleasant yesterday with the sun shine, and no wind. I had the snow thrower in high gear and had to run to keep up with it.
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When it is that cold the snow tends to be quite powdery, easier to move, but no good for snowball fights or snowmen,snowwymyn, snow xers?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:59 AM (IDhUW)

788 I see it has warmed up. It was minus 9 at International Falls, Minnesota, earlier.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (kJWoP)

So wearing shorts already.

Posted by: Moose and Squirrel at Frostbite Falls at January 17, 2019 06:02 AM (zCyNd)

789 I do not want to share the gum under your desk! Uck!

Now if you had something to pour over ice....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:03 AM (IDhUW)

790 785
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 05:56 AM (LsBY9)
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Good morning Hadrian - good advice, let's do this!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:05 AM (IDhUW)

791 Now if you had something to pour over ice....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:03 AM (IDhUW)

Rum.

"Both mother and daughter, working for the Miklos dollar."

Posted by: Miklos, neither an Andrews nor a Sister at January 17, 2019 06:06 AM (zCyNd)

792 Cleopatra can't be white?

OK, then, Sarah Shahi. Not Egyptian, but hey, MIddle East, so close enough.

Or really piss them off with Gal Gadot.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (VaN/j)

793 788 I see it has warmed up. It was minus 9 at International Falls, Minnesota, earlier.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (kJWoP)

So wearing shorts already.
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Shorts and a winter coat and snow boots.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel who knows how to dress in winter at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (IDhUW)

794
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (KCxzN)

795 Once again, I get an error trying to copy and paste from the above text. That is, from the post itself, not from elsewhere. This happens ONLY in the ONT, but often here.

What gives with that?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (VaN/j)

796 BTW, Today is......

NATIONAL HOT BUTTERED RUM DAY

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (RrtlF)

797 Cleopatra can't be white?

*glares from the Great Beyond*

Posted by: Elizabeth Taylor at January 17, 2019 06:10 AM (zCyNd)

798 I'll give him a pass for this since he's not an American. But someone should point out to Watson that quoting David French is not a great idea.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (VaN/j)

799 Or really piss them off with Gal Gadot.
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This reminds me that I still haven't seen Wonder Woman. Maybe this weekend.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

800 Shorts and a winter coat and snow boots.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel who knows how to dress in winter at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (IDhUW)

Lapland pron is two doors down.

Posted by: Miklos, pearls clutched at January 17, 2019 06:14 AM (zCyNd)

801 Or really piss them off with Gal Gadot.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (VaN/j)

the pyramids are quaking with that thot

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:14 AM (JFO2v)

802 NATIONAL HOT BUTTERED RUM DAY

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (RrtlF)

YAAAYY

Oh, you said "Rum"

Posted by: Obligatory Shep at January 17, 2019 06:15 AM (zCyNd)

803 This reminds me that I still haven't seen Wonder Woman. Maybe this weekend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

the first 30 mins could be done with one gilligans island type theme song and TADA

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:16 AM (JFO2v)

804 Cleopatra can't be white?
*glares from the Great Beyond*
Posted by: Elizabeth Taylor at January 17, 2019 06:10 AM (zCyNd

Diffused through a vaseline coated lens, ineffecually.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:17 AM (RrtlF)

805 A 33-year-old man from upstate New York, who is facing sexual assault charges, claimed it was his clothing that got an 11-year-old girl pregnant, reports said Wednesday.

If I was father I would say he got dead from my holster!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

806 From the picture of Nikole P Tucker, I have to believe that, unless she has a body like Raquel Welch, c 1970, she got the guy drunk and raped him.

I still think this post facto rape fad was invented by florists.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:21 AM (VaN/j)

807 Good morning Alton

Can't help with the posting errors Eeyore

Posted by: AmericanKestrel trying to be friendly but sadly not helpful at January 17, 2019 06:22 AM (IDhUW)

808 So yet another Cleopatra movie. What's that make now 4, 5, maybe 6? I think they have worn out that subject. The last one with Elizabeth Taylor just about bankrupted the studio. They thought it was going to be a huge money looser but it eventually paid off. But in any event, it defined the story and therefore enough is enough.

As for the idiots who keep claiming Cleopatra was black they are that, racist idiots. I supposes they are the same ones that believe North African blacks of that age invented jet aircraft which were then usurped by whitey.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

809 i am now swilling rum
Posted by: redc1c4

LOL. I think I'd feel like doing so too after time with the local government.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (AllCR)

810 Good morning Alton

Can't help with the posting errors Eeyore

Most commonly, someone else did a cut and paste, or used (or attempted to use) an accent or character that causes Pixy problems.

The standard go-to is to run it through this thing:

https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

Posted by: Miklos, not on the cart yet at January 17, 2019 06:26 AM (zCyNd)

811 I supposes they are the same ones that believe North African blacks of that age invented jet aircraft which were then usurped by whitey.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

I saw the documentary that was built by Aliens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

812
803 This reminds me that I still haven't seen Wonder Woman. Maybe this weekend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

the first 30 mins could be done with one gilligans island type theme song and TADA
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I don't know if this is a recommendation or a deterrent.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (IDhUW)

813 Once again, I get an error trying to copy and paste from the above text. That is, from the post itself, not from elsewhere. This happens ONLY in the ONT, but often here.

What gives with that?
Posted by: Eeyore


Pixy is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:30 AM (tHAoL)

814 I saw the documentary that was built by Aliens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

I would say it's not aliens, but....it's aliens, but I don't have the hairstyle for it.

Posted by: Miklos, ancient cajunaut theorist saying YES at January 17, 2019 06:30 AM (zCyNd)

815 I supposes they are the same ones that believe North African blacks of that age invented jet aircraft which were then usurped by whitey.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

I saw the documentary that was built by Aliens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

Avro Canada.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:31 AM (RrtlF)

816 I want to see a documentary built by aliens.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:32 AM (IDhUW)

817 Morning all

Hate the Left and the incompetent Republican Leadership.

Love PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:32 AM (bim/x)

818 Pixy is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:30 AM (tHAoL)


Pixy Misha actually identifies as a guy, and I must say looks FABULOUS (no homo).

Posted by: Miklos, whose messenger bag matches somebody's shoes at January 17, 2019 06:33 AM (zCyNd)

819 peek stupidity

Also when you build a massive wall, at the point of entry where people are most likely to illegally cross the border, they will seek out other points and those points tend to be more dangerous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

820 In a moment of rare bipartisanship, President Donald Trump signed a Democrat-sponsored bill Wednesday guaranteeing back-pay to workers furloughed by the ongoing partial government shutdown.

BULLSHIT

No workie, No Payie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:34 AM (bim/x)

821 Geez Hookers NO BLOW in OHIO !!!!!

Now fetch me a semen sammich ya biatches..$500 bucks worth..... self fap fap fap.....

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM (5IHGB)

822
Crap. East coast peeps, look at Mondays forecast:
13° degrees for the high 3° degrees for the low.
Witches tit level.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM (jYje5)

823 Crap. East coast peeps, look at Mondays forecast:
13° degrees for the high 3° degrees for the low.
Witches tit level.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM (jYje5)

I own warm cloths

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:39 AM (bim/x)

824 Keep the government shutdown until the wall is built. If some government employees are riffed - win/win.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:39 AM (IDhUW)

825 Wife was reading that Spielberg is getting ready to film another 'West Side Story'

Because the one with Natalie Wood is so crappy I guess. And thousand of high schools never do the play.

I'm thinking a trans Tony/Toni and a lesbian Maria.
The part that Rita Moreno played will be done by C3PO

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

826 Crap. East coast peeps, look at Mondays forecast:

13° degrees for the high 3° degrees for the low.

Witches tit level.


Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM

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Our predicted low for Saturday night/Sunday morning is 14 here in NE Texas.

That is after a high of 67 for Friday.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 06:45 AM (JUOKG)

827
the overnight low Sunday to Monday is 'sposed to be -5 around here

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2019 06:47 AM (KCxzN)

828 74 today down by NASA

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

829
The low temperature in Brazoria County is forecast to be 26 on Monday. 26!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 06:48 AM (LsBY9)

830 The low temperature in Brazoria County is forecast to be 26 on Monday. 26!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 06:48 AM (LsBY9)

The science is settled!

Posted by: Albert Gore, Jr. at January 17, 2019 06:49 AM (zCyNd)

831
Martin Luther Day and Blue Monday and near 0℉ all rolled into one day.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:51 AM (jYje5)

832 Bought Schick razors at the Commissary yesterday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (bim/x)

833 Morning horde. This thread has a odd aroma. What went on in here last night??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

834 The science is settled!
Posted by: Albert Gore, Jr. at January 17, 2019 06:49 AM (zCyNd)

we are still working on this one!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ total-solar-eclipse-helped-prove-einstein-theory-of-relativity/

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

835 cold morning horde
but not as cold as pelousy's heart

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (BJlbN)

836 833 Morning horde. This thread has a odd aroma. What went on in here last night??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

837 Whats the death toll in DC since the government shutdown. Children starving in the streets...But what a paycheck they will get when the shutdown is over. Workers working for private companies can only dream.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (Ukk0E)

838 doggeh is saying good morning by rubbing his face all over me
probably wiping his eye gunk off

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (BJlbN)

839 you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)


That's the smell I was missing. Cinnamon.

Was this a pass the Big Red around kind of party?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (pUDQf)

840 Was this a pass the Big Red around kind of party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (pUDQf)

fireball!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

841
The truth of this shutdown is that it is not about a wall, it is not about the border...The truth is, this shutdown is about the erosion of American democracy and the subversion of our most basic governmental norms...

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex ☭ at January 17, 2019 06:57 AM (jYje5)

842 ruth "Buzzy" ginsberg has cancelled yet another public appearance, this one in February.

The melt down from the left when she announces her retirement is going to be felt all the way to Pluto.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

843 836 833 Morning horde. This thread has a odd aroma. What went on in here last night??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Patchouli.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (RrtlF)

844 it will be 16° here Sunday night
but it's January so...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (BJlbN)

845 ruth "Buzzy" ginsberg has cancelled yet another public appearance, this one in February.

The melt down from the left when she announces her retirement is going to be felt all the way to Pluto.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


If she is collecting a check, yet failing to show up for work, I demand daily proof-of-life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (tHAoL)

846 Kofa mountains Arizona?

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (xYCXA)

847 Oh, we all learned Skip wears platform 'shoes' on his days off.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (RrtlF)

848 The melt down from the left when she announces her retirement is going to be felt all the way to Pluto.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

As long as it doesnt hit Uranus I am ok

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

849 you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Patchouli.
Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict


gesundheit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:02 AM (tHAoL)

850 it will be 16° here Sunday night

About the only time when the Global Warming / anti - "fossil fuel" types shut-up and hope that you have ignored their bleatings.

Only to resume once its shorts weather.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:03 AM (lD3vL)

851 proof-of-life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (tHAoL)

*wipes mirror on pants*

Roooeth Ruthy

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

852 Cold and snow as far as the eye can see...third week of January is the worst.


So... Budapest. My daughter has been there. Said it was great. People were great, food was good and inexpensive, her hotel was brand-new, they were literally still painting the rooms two floors up. God love those Hungarians.

Posted by: Gem at January 17, 2019 07:06 AM (XoAz8)

853 Our beloved governor of NY wants to go 100 renewable's by 2040. He will be long gone by then. That's about the time that California's new HS rail starts operation also...what a year that will be.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2019 07:08 AM (Ukk0E)

854 Imagine if Trump fined everyone who didn't want the wall.

Kinda like obama did with Obamacare.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:08 AM (tHAoL)

855
God love those Hungarians.

Posted by: Gem at January 17, 2019 07:06 AM


With 800,000 federal employees going hungry how can you be so ignorant of their suffering?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex ☭ at January 17, 2019 07:09 AM (jYje5)

856 People were great, food was good and inexpensive,
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Wonderful! Especially if they are all hungry.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 07:10 AM (RrtlF)

857 I awakened from a poor night of sleep, courtesy of The Knee, and was having a tough time getting moving. I like to just sit for a minute or two, and have a pleasant thought. Today's vision is that of Mick Mulvaney, down in the West Wing basement, supervising printing of RIF notices by the thousands.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 17, 2019 07:11 AM (xzqr4)

858 First !!!

Posted by: franksalterego at January 17, 2019 07:13 AM (3cq8T)

859 First !!!

Ya missed it by a smidgeon.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 07:15 AM (x98e1)

860 Uh oh the Chinese are growing cotton on the moon. Got to be careful when you jump down turn around or you might float away.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 07:16 AM (UdKB7)

861 Morning already...'yawn'

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2019 07:18 AM (yhf6w)

862 Our beloved governor of NY wants to go 100 renewable's by 2040.

I find it fairly disturbing at how people throw around way-down-the-road dates for anything with a uniformitarian pretext.

For example, the Global Warming crowd are talking about how life on Earth will end because of an annual 3mm rise of the oceans, or if life-giving CO2 reaches a certain level one hundred years from now.

Look at all of the much more life altering/destroying things that have taken place in recent years. We are just one stock market crash away from global poverty which is far more likely than "whole islands disappearing into the sea".

So when they talk about this-n-that twenty years from now, how do they even know that the US will not have fallen to current Venezuela levels?

With the current trend in colonization from turd world countries, what makes them think that our new neighbors won't have eaten out our substance, bankrupted our treasuries and savings and will have neither the money nor the vanity to use expensive and unreliable "renewables" but will continue to use the feces, tires and readily available vegetation and garbage to burn for heat and cooking?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:19 AM (lD3vL)

863 BULLSHIT

No workie, No Payie
_______________

I agree. It's bad enough we pay lazy government employees for not working when they're on the job, but now we've got to pay them for not working when they're not on the job?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 07:19 AM (fqUgw)

864 Good morning everyone! Pink slips gone out yet for all those gummint workers?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM (YndB3)

865 I agree. It's bad enough we pay lazy government employees for not working when they're on the job, but now we've got to pay them for not working when they're not on the job?

I understand that those who are working during the pay disruption will receive Holiday pay.

So they will get double the pay for "working" than their goldbrick co-workers are getting staying at home bitching and whining.

Considering how retirement packages are calculated - this windfall will profit them for decades.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM (lD3vL)

866 846 Kofa mountains Arizona?
___________

The cartel snipers are behind the saguaros on the left.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM (fqUgw)

867 >>BULLSHIT

No workie, No Payie





YES
Local news had a story about the governor doing something for poor federal workers - food bank of something (I was half-listening).

Gee, anyone ask the 45K Sears employees how badly they feel for poor widdle fed workers who will eventually be back to work w/backpay?

*No judgement on Sears or fed workers, just at the difference in how much empathy each group is expected to get from us.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 07:24 AM (W+vEI)

868

So... Budapest. My daughter has been there. Said it was great. People were great, food was good and inexpensive, her hotel was brand-new, they were literally still painting the rooms two floors up. God love those Hungarians.
Posted by: Gem

If your a single guy, I highly recommend it

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 07:26 AM (JUkLQ)

869 Uh oh the Chinese are growing cotton on the moon. Got to be careful when you jump down turn around or you might float away.
Posted by: freaked

That's racist

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 07:28 AM (JUkLQ)

870 State and local government jobs. The stronghold of the sow tit.

You ever wonder why so many people vote for the idiocy of the left, just realize these people KNOW they are getting a free pass and the Democrats defend their meal ticket.

Which begs the question - can you divide the country into two kinds of people - those who won't take a dime unless they earned it and those who vote Democrat?

I think so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:29 AM (pUDQf)

871 I understand that those who are working during the pay disruption will receive Holiday pay.



So they will get double the pay for "working" than their goldbrick co-workers are getting staying at home bitching and whining.



Considering how retirement packages are calculated - this windfall will profit them for decades.






Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM

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Correct, if past shutdowns are any indication then Federal employees that work during the shutdown will receive holiday pay.

However, that does not enter into any retirement pay calculations. FERS employees use a High three "salary" to compute their retirement pay.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 07:29 AM (JUOKG)

872 And something about this "Federal workers not getting paid" thing does not pass the smell test. Been hearing a lot about, variously, airplanes are going to start dropping like rocks because the air traffic controllers are not being paid, and the delays at airports because of the TSA gropers not being paid are actually not that bad.

Questions is, it works both ways. No payee, no workee. So if the air traffic controllers and TSA goons are not being paid, why are they supposedly still on duty at the airports?

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 17, 2019 07:30 AM (p0pYQ)

873 Wonder if our Founders envisioned the Federal Goverment as the largest employer in the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:31 AM (pUDQf)

874 just at the difference in how much empathy each group is expected to get from us.

Our current Animal Farm rankings: (highest to lowest)

1) Former President (Deity)
2) Democratic leadership (archangels)
3) Swamp Creatures (angels)
4) Government Drones (saints)
5) Anyone other than American citizens (nobles)
6) Whites other than male (lumpenprols)
7) White men (demons)
Trump (Satan)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL)

875 Most of those eastern Europe countries get high marks from tourists. Didn't I read where refugees aren't allowed to emigrate there from shit hole countries, much to the dismay of the EU.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2019 07:33 AM (Ukk0E)

876 Questions is, it works both ways. No payee, no workee. So if the air traffic controllers and TSA goons are not being paid, why are they supposedly still on duty at the airports?

Quitting means leaving that sweet pension on the table. Plus they will get 2x pay when one side caves.

Also, outside of government, they have no marketable skills.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:33 AM (lD3vL)

877 Our current Animal Farm rankings: (highest to lowest)

1) Former President (Deity)
2) Democratic leadership (archangels)
3) Swamp Creatures (angels)
4) Government Drones (saints)
5) Anyone other than American citizens (nobles)
6) Whites other than male (lumpenprols)
7) White men (demons)
Trump (Satan)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL


That's awesome! And frighteningly accurate as a Democrat group think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:33 AM (pUDQf)

878 G'mornin' all.

Wake up, J.J.!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:34 AM (NtglE)

879 JJ got into the Fapper gin yesterday. Might be a while.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:35 AM (pUDQf)

880 I don't want to hear about poor federal workers when they work under the unaccountabile system the rest of the time.
Immune from layoffs, firings, an endless stream of fat benefits, paid from the infinite supply of government confiscation and borrowing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 07:35 AM (dcu2m)

881 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL)

you forgot non-white Americans
I assume they are at 6.5

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 07:36 AM (BJlbN)

882 righteningly accurate as a Democrat group think

The astute reader will notice that American Minorities are not included - because they don't factor or exist in the Animal Farm rankings.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)

883 Very late to the ONT but who puts out their cigs on their desk and keyboard with all those empty containers around??? Also, is that urine in the emptied bottles???
ewwww!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:37 AM (9iLHi)

884 There was a filthy troll last night crapping all over everything. Outrageous stuff, targeting Calm Mentor. Thought he was slick--he would post his comment, then about 10 posts later he would change his nick and copy/paste it into another comment making it a PITB to eliminate them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:38 AM (NtglE)

885 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:39 AM (9iLHi)

886 Also, is that urine in the emptied bottles???
ewwww!!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:37 AM (9iLHi)

looks like helm on a destroyer

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:39 AM (JFO2v)

887 IrishEi,
I saw some of that earlier yesterday... one of the reasons I cut out early.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (9iLHi)

888 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....

While also punishing their fellow Americans by engaging in their version of the Blue Flu.

Contemptible

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (lD3vL)

889 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:39 AM (9iLHi)

EVERYONE will get back pay, even those who did NOT work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (bim/x)

890 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....
Posted by: lin-duh

And they'll be groping with BOTH hands to make up for lost grabz.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (x98e1)

891 884 There was a filthy troll last night crapping all over everything. Outrageous stuff, targeting Calm Mentor. Thought he was slick--he would post his comment, then about 10 posts later he would change his nick and copy/paste it into another comment making it a PITB to eliminate them.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:38 AM (NtglE


The same asshole who was emailing Calm Mentor nasty shit, I assume. WTF is wrong with some people. How screwed up is your own life that you have to bully people online to get your jollies.

Karma is a beeyotch. Let's hope she's paying attention and broke a heal on her shoe lately.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:41 AM (pUDQf)

892 I saw some of that earlier yesterday... one of the reasons I cut out early.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM
~~~~~

Can't blame you. There are some sick ba$tards in this world. What in God's name would make someone do that kind of thing?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:41 AM (NtglE)

893 This sounds like an attempt to gaslight MisHum:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6httoc

Most popular varieties of coffee are all in danger of going extinct: 75 species in all, one of the highest rates of plant extinctions.

And the cause? Wait for it ... wait for it ... global warming.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 07:42 AM (/qEW2)

894 Karma is a beeyotch. Let's hope she's paying attention and broke a heal on her shoe lately.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:41 AM
~~~~~

Agreed.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (NtglE)

895 Had to get up at 3:45 to take my mom to the airport this morning. Now, I'm at work... Not sure if I'll make it through my day. I have been running on very little sleep for a week now and I'm beat. I have impinged nerves in my neck which causes numbness and tingling in my hands when I fall asleep so I can't stay asleep....uhhhgggghhhh

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (9iLHi)

896 So this is interesting. They just talked about it on the NY talk station. Woman's security camera triggers someone. It gets picture of her dead son

I can quite understand people missing their dead loved ones-and I didn't read the whole thing so I don't know when the son died- but I don't want my deceased I loved ones to "always be with me" except as memorories. I want them to go on to the next stage of their journey instead of being tied to earth.

https://tinyurl.com/yc53l7qn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (AllCR)

897 >>And they'll be groping with BOTH hands to make up for lost grabz. Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (x98e1)

This is acceptable. Zod has found that the agents respond viscerally when their groping occasions a grunt, shudder, and smile.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (Bdeb0)

898 Most popular varieties of coffee are all in danger of going extinct: 75 species in all, one of the highest rates of plant extinctions.

I read "wild" species are threatened because of occasional drought and infection.

Because the world never knew droughts and fungal infections until the appearance of the SUV.

And this was all predicted using computer models. No actual empirical evidence of this. Just models.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:48 AM (lD3vL)

899 I have impinged nerves in my neck which causes numbness and tingling in my hands when I fall asleep so I can't stay asleep....uhhhgggghhhh
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM
~~~~~

Oh, lin-duh, I feel for you. Have you seen an orthopedist for it?

Had a pinched nerve in my neck that started last month with excruciating pain and weakness in the arm to the point that I couldn't even hold my toothbrush with one hand. Pain is gone but I still have the numbness/tingling. Getting stronger with PT.

Take care of yourself and I hope it goes away soon.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:50 AM (NtglE)

900
And this was all predicted using computer models. No actual empirical evidence of this. Just models.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:48 AM


Junk Science like Junk Food is very tasty.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 07:51 AM (jYje5)

901 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....

While also punishing their fellow Americans by engaging in their version of the Blue Flu.

Contemptible
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy



Trump's version of PATCO.
Fire the lot of them.
Most places? If you are out more than 3 days, it requires a doctor's note to return to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:51 AM (tHAoL)

902 old jew rants at camera

https://tinyurl.com/y7nctcnn

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

903 Gee, anyone ask the 45K Sears employees how badly they feel for poor widdle fed workers who will eventually be back to work w/backpay?
______________

Yeah, or the Disney employees laid off after being forced to train their H1-B replacements.

At least these government slugs know they'll still have their cushy jobs waiting for them when this shut-down is over, unlike thousands of other Americans who've been replaced by cheaper foreign workers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 07:53 AM (fqUgw)

904 "Most places? If you are out more than 3 days, it requires a doctor's note to return to work. "


Another rule that only applies to Little People.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 17, 2019 07:53 AM (5fNnO)

905 >>Trump's version of PATCO.
Fire the lot of them.
Most places? If you are out more than 3 days, it requires a doctor's note to return to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:51 AM (tHAoL)

Trump's version of the Truman-era railroad strike.
Threaten to draft them into a wartime U.S. Army.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 07:53 AM (Bdeb0)

906 That desk/computer pic...why do I believe it's the exact appearance of what deBlasio's would look like? Well, because he doesn't seem to be very -- how shall I say -- hygienic.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:54 AM (JoUsr)

907 old jew rants at camera

https://tinyurl.com/y7nctcnn
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

Stop callin him Jews. He is no more Jewish than Lenin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 07:54 AM (bim/x)

908 Running late this morning. I hope JJ's OK.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 07:55 AM (VaN/j)

909 old jew rants at camera

https://tinyurl.com/y7nctcnn

--

Dern, I was hoping it was another fun one from Jackie Mason.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:55 AM (JoUsr)

910 *whispers*
Yoo-hoo, JJ?
I KNOW you want me...!

Posted by: Snooze button at January 17, 2019 07:56 AM (k+UmV)

911 So this is interesting. They just talked about it on the NY talk station. Woman's security camera triggers someone. It gets picture of her dead son

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (AllCR)
---------------------

Don't know the truth, but:

- article says looked exactly like son (not that it was the son)

- died in 2016 at the age of 23 from an accidental overdose of fake Xanax

Posted by: dDan at January 17, 2019 07:56 AM (hwYmz)

912 IrishEi,
I've been going to PT for about 2 months 2 times a week. It started with my lower back being out now we are at my neck... The neck thing is an old problem that improved except for a night here and there. I'm not having much weakness or actual pain, just that weird tingling and numbness.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:58 AM (9iLHi)

913 I see that yesterday, Pelosi and Dems were outl to introduce a new bill, the 'Raise the Wage Act,' which would increase the minimum wage to $15 per hour by 2024.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 17, 2019 07:59 AM (76SY5)

914 I see that yesterday, Pelosi and Dems
----
Oh, are they back from Hawaii and PR?///

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (9iLHi)

915 That's it!
Right there...Mmmmm, go ahead, touch it again!

Posted by: Snooze button at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (k+UmV)

916 Nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (pUDQf)

917 Posted by: dDan at January 17, 2019 07:56 AM (hwYmz)

Thanks for the info

Died in 2016?. Time for the ghost-if that's what is was- to get on with his next life

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 08:02 AM (AllCR)

918 Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:58 AM
~~~~~

I was told it could take up to six months for most symptoms to go away. Nerves take forever to heal.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 08:03 AM (NtglE)

919 Good to know IrishEi. Thanks

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 08:04 AM (9iLHi)

John Sexton: Nancy Pelosi's SOTU Stunt is Just the Natural Next Step in the Leftwing's Campaign to Deplatform all Conservative Speakers

Sexton notes that the writers of Amazon Adulterer Jeff Bezo's in-house newspaper are super-excited by the deplatforming attempt, just as they were super-excited to deny Trump a platform for a national presidential address.

And, get this, "conservative" pundit Jen Rubin agrees. Why, they must be right then! Super-conservative Jen Rubin's never steered me wrong before.

Meanwhile, NeverTrump applauds, pretty sure they share enough Progressive DNA so that their leftwing friends will never do the same to them.

Because, see, they're Principled (TM). They decided whether or not to support the leftwing's silencing campaigns based entirely on whether they approve of the silencings and whether they think they'll be Eaten Last.

So Principled (TM). Just ask them! They'll write thirty "columns" in a row all explaining how very principled they are are. Hell, they'll tank 30 year old magazines by filling it with nothing but repetitive testimonials to their very high principles.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:23 PM




Comments

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1 Thirst!

Posted by: Burt Kavagnaws at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (H5knJ)

2 De platform, de platform, de platform!

(In Tattoo voice)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (6qErC)

3 yeah, ok, no one want's to hear about hookers. fine.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

4 *wants

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (bUjCl)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (x98e1)

6 yeah, ok, no one want's to hear about hookers. fine.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM

We're talking about Congress, aren't we?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (fkfbL)

7 hiya
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (x98e1)

MY MAN ! WHAT UP ?!!

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (bUjCl)

8 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
40m
BREAKING: In off-camera remarks, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham predicted Special Counsel Robert Mueller's office will "leak" his final report to the media, even though Mueller is restricted by statute from making the confidential report public

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (BqBId)

9 Nancy really needs a friggen enema.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (yhf6w)

10 I'm sure that will work really well. I applaud Nancy for giving full control of the venue and guest list for the SOTU address to Donald Trump, master showman and marketer, galactic troll master.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (0QYMt)

11 President Trump should invite every single Angel Mom to his SOTU speech and tell Nancy to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (Z+IKu)

12 whew I thought it said depants

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (ICWiF)

13

NO FREE SPEECH FOR FASCISTS!!!

Posted by: Com E. Ratt at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

14 And Nan still can't do jack about the SOTU, so it's time to point and laugh.

Loudly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (6qErC)

15 yeah, ok, no one want's to hear about hookers. fine.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

I've always admired people who do crochet work, yes!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (AllCR)

16 We're talking about Congress, aren't we?


that would be "boobs"

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:28 PM (bUjCl)

17 Funny when at his first SOTU Trump toasted an obviously hung over Nancy Palsy with a glass of water LMAO

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:28 PM (ICWiF)

18 "Nancy Pelosi's SOTU Stunt is Just the Natural Next Step in the Leftwing's Campaign to Deplatform all Conservative Speakers"


Which is going forward at full speed, exactly as planned.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 08:28 PM (5fNnO)

19 President Trump should invite every single Angel Mom to his SOTU speech and tell Nancy to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (Z+IKu)



The way her false chompers rattle around in her head I doubt she can

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

20 14 What a silly troll on the earlier thread. Calm Mentor (the guy who couldn't hold down an Uber driver job) can't afford a gun to eat a bullet with. I'm going to buy him some Nembutal online. Any of the Horde got his home address so I can get it delivered straight to him?

Let's be honest. Even his kids don't want him at their weddings so it's the least a fellow moron can do for him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor needs Nembutal guys at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (d+VC

Clean up at 14 needed asap

Posted by: Dem scum at January 16, 2019 08:28 PM (pSxaO)

21 Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham predicted Special Counsel Robert Mueller's office will "leak" his final report to the media"

That's nothing. I predict the sun to rise above the horizon tomorrow am...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (6qErC)

22 Gah, that's a horrifying picture. It's like one of the corpses from "Lifeforce" clutching a tiny American flag.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

23 COB Clean up on 14

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (/+bwe)

24 sniff sniff I smell maggot turds, clean up on isle 14

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (ICWiF)

25 Don't quote the troll, man

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (Izzlo)

26 Jen Rubin, meet me on the poop deck!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

27 *no one is minding the threads...Parry Time !

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (bUjCl)

28 Cleanup at current #14 and same shithead at current #21 please.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (ffYR/)

29 Deplatform is the new black. Trump should wear it with pride and do the SOTU however he likes.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (/+bwe)

30
Jen Rubin, meet me on the poop deck!
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol


Bush judge!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

31 um, *Party Time

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (bUjCl)

32 . I applaud Nancy for giving full control of the venue and guest list for the SOTU address to Donald Trump, master showman and marketer, galactic troll master."

This. A few folks are starting to say "hmmm. Maybe this ain't smart"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (6qErC)

33 Parry Time !
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (bUjCl)


Riposte!

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (t+qrx)

34 We really need a better class of troll. Ones who actually try for wit as opposed to being complete assholes. Am I asking too much?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (fkfbL)

35 old and busted: MAXIM hot babe photo shoot
new hotness: The Bulwark Nancy Pelosi photo shoot

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)

36 Quoth the Troll Nevermore

Posted by: J Alfred Prufrock at January 16, 2019 08:32 PM (gxNN4)

37 President Trump should invite every single Angel Mom to his SOTU speech and tell Nancy to shut her pie hole.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (Z+IKu)


I had the same idea earlier, and since Nancy has surrendered control of the venue and guest list....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (0QYMt)

38 I applaud Nancy for giving full control of the venue and guest list for the SOTU address to Donald Trump, master showman and marketer, galactic troll master."

This. A few folks are starting to say "hmmm. Maybe this ain't smart"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM

I thought he wrote giving full frontal.... and then I died.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (/+bwe)

39 That Jen is one hawt mama llama!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (Tyii7)

40 All those censorship and 'hate' speech codes in the UK, Europe, etc. are the left's endgame. What thoughts they can't stifle by twisting the language to make it nearly impossible to convey dissent ideas through words (politically 'correct' Newspeak) they will erase with censors to silence and jackboots to arrest.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (N5dam)

41 And I'm sure some angel moms would be glad to attend the SOTU at another venue!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (AllCR)

42

A mighty fortress is our Jen. A bulwark never failing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (aKsyK)

43 I pray all these lefties go to the next Woodstock and get some new diseases.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:33 PM (zLDYs)

44 Quoth the Troll Nevermore
Posted by: J Alfred Prufrock at January 16, 2019 08:32 PM

Shall he walk upon the beach?
Shall he choke upon a peach?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:34 PM (fkfbL)

45 Imagine if Trump every Tuesday gave a five minute chat. Along with the Tweets. Would any TDS suffer still live after a month of such?

Nancy has ordered her minions to hold Stalingrad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2019 08:34 PM (QGf75)

46 This. A few folks are starting to say "hmmm. Maybe this ain't smart"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (6qErC)


I don't know, the twitching spasming death's-head with the tortured grimace has some pretty compelling things to say about wolf fires in theaters. And soyboyns.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

47 d+VC8 is Banana Splits Guy. DIAF, dickmunch.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

48
"The Left" is delusional if they think they can 'deplatform' the President of the United States.

The news media has been obsessed with discrediting Trump and suddenly, the news media is going to ignore the President's State of the Union Address?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:35 PM (kJWoP)

49 The Democrats should have been banned 150 years ago.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at January 16, 2019 08:35 PM (lLeln)

50 Shall he choke upon a peach?"

Shall he give a reach....


Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:35 PM (6qErC)

51 wow I remember Oblowme dissed SCOTUS from the podium at one of his SOTU addresses.... What a twerp!

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (ICWiF)

52 'I should have been an IKEA shelf
scuttling across the floor filled with Ewok Fleas'

Posted by: J Alfred Prufrock at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (gxNN4)

53 Llamalaladingdong goes Jen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (QGf75)

54 These idiots surely don't believe the tripe they spew. Either they think they will be the ones personally sending us to the death camps, or there is a lot more bribe money being passed out than I thought.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (sliVX)

55 If Trump sets up an alternate venue none of the networks will air it. Well, maybe Fox News will.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zmIJL)

56 What passion! What fiery rhetoric! I must say, I like your style, Mr. Ace O'Spades.

But if I may be permitted to say so, I think you're firing your artillery entirely in the wrong direction.

Perhaps you would entertain a meeting with one of my business managers regarding the possibility of my adding an investment in your web site to my portfolio.

Posted by: Pierre Omidyar at January 16, 2019 08:37 PM (DuAZ5)

57 They'll write thirty "columns" in a row all explaining how very principled they are are.

And NOT ONE will be called "racist".
That term is ONLY to be used for actual non-Prog whites and "race-traitors".'
We have GOT to STOP being afraid of the damn race card. We now have entire sections of the American Dictionary that are banned from using.


How the hell is "racism" or "white nationalism" WORSE than murdering millions of babies a year?

All the virtue signalling Decepticon Pubtards going after King make me nauseous. Same ones who destroyed Roy Moore. Disgusting.

The Party of Guilt and Self Immolation.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:37 PM (LL1Be)

58 suddenly, the news media is going to ignore the President's State of the Union Address?"

Snort.

The least self controlled group in modern times is suddenly going to act disciplined?

Here, pull the other one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:37 PM (6qErC)

59 If Trump sets up an alternate venue none of the networks will air it. Well, maybe Fox News will.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zmIJL

--------------

They would all air it. It would be a ratings disaster not to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:38 PM (ffYR/)

60 Trump may just have a rally that night. Don't temp him Nan!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:38 PM (ICWiF)

61 Democracy dies when the National Enquirer gets a hold on your dick pics.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (wxZSX)

62 yeah, ok, no one want's to hear about hookers. fine.

-
I'll bet that really raised his periscope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (f9AnO)

63 jan 29th is state of the union..he should tweet it out and be done with ti

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (bUjCl)

64 So Principled (TM). Just ask them! They'll write thirty "columns" in a row all explaining how very principled they are are. Hell, they'll tank 30 year old magazines by filling it with nothing but repetitive testimonials to their very high principles.


"18 Reasons Why I'm Leaving the GOP -
and This Time I Really Mean It"
by Max Boot
-- The Bulwark

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)

65 it ! IT !

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:40 PM (bUjCl)

66 Here, pull the other one.

pfffarrrt

Posted by: joe biden at January 16, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

67 Information Technologies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 08:40 PM (r/WuD)

68 jan 29th is state of the union..he should tweet it out and be done with ti
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (bUjCl)


Nail it to the door of the U.S. Capitol.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2019 08:40 PM (SgjGX)

69 The news media has been obsessed with discrediting
Trump and suddenly, the news media is going to ignore the President's
State of the Union Address?





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:35 PM (kJWoP)

Indeed. He has been the best thing to happen to their ratings, circulation, and "clicks" in years. They cannot get rid of him without cutting their own economic throats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:40 PM (0QYMt)

70 Trump needs to hold a rally at the border on the night of the SOTU!! Hell to the yes, and give his SOTU speech there, prolly be his biggest ever...

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:40 PM (ICWiF)

71 All the power are belong to us.

Posted by: The DNC at January 16, 2019 08:41 PM (F6tBH)

72
Pelosi doesn't have the authority to prevent a SOTU, does she?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2019 08:41 PM (sPus4)

73 Has a nice ring to it, eh?

Posted by: Jen Das Boot at January 16, 2019 08:41 PM (Tyii7)

74 The news media has been obsessed with discrediting Trump and suddenly, the news media is going to ignore the President's State of the Union Address?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:35 PM (kJWoP)
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This is a story in The Onion, right?

Right? The real world could never get that crazy.

Could it?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 16, 2019 08:41 PM (RrtlF)

75 I sure miss Andrew Breitbart. He would have been beautifully brutal during these burning times.

Posted by: Bosk at January 16, 2019 08:42 PM (9m9TT)

76 De platform, de platform, de platform!

(In Tattoo voice)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (6qErC)


DR. ORANGE! DE-PLATFORM-ATE! DE-PLATFORM-ATE!

Posted by: Dalek Supreme at January 16, 2019 08:42 PM (/qEW2)

77 Pelosi doesn't have the authority to prevent a SOTU, does she?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2019 08:41 PM (sPus4)

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Nope, and she already issued the House invitation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:42 PM (ffYR/)

78 I'm glad Ace gives us these rundowns of John Sexton's articles, so we don't have to give clicks to Hot Air

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (786Ro)

79 72
Pelosi doesn't have the authority to prevent a SOTU, does she?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2019 08:41 PM (sPus4)

A SOTU is a Constitutional requirement. But she thinks that she can deny Trump the venue of the Capitol to deliver it.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Izzlo)

80 Pelosi doesn't have the authority to prevent a SOTU, does she?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


The President speaks in the House of Representatives at the pleasure of the leadership of the House, such as it is.

He can only speak there if invited to do so. That was always the customary courtesy by all parties and presidents in the past.
Pelosi is a scummy person.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (S6Pax)

81 Alex, either way - it's such a stupid little show

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (bUjCl)

82 "18 Reasons Why I'm Leaving the GOP -

and This Time I Really Mean It"

by Max Boot

-- The Bulwark



Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)

Max Boot - Savage Wars of Muh Principles.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Hn6S7)

83
Apparently these assholes have been training to be Mean Girls all their lives.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (sPus4)

84 >>But she thinks that she can deny Trump the venue of the Capitol to deliver it.


She can't deny him the Senate Chabers or The Rotunda.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (gxNN4)

85 Judge orders Susan Rice, other Obama officials to answer questions in Clinton email case

Posted by: Neo at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (e8kgV)

86 Shit ,I dressed for PARRY TIME, now I have to change my underwear,toupe,nipple rings & hat,,,drat!
whose bring the SOTU-SOTU drinks?

Posted by: saf at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (5IHGB)

87 Darn, missed the hammering.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (9L2du)

88 I vote for MUMR'ing the boring commenter, not deleting him. The MUMR mad-lib inserted comments were gut-bustingly funny.


Thus ends my commentary on the comment section.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (QDnY+)

89 Sweet.

I got to use the word Rotunda and January is barely 1/2 over!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (gxNN4)

90 These are the same people that believe I give a fcuk about the nenneffel, popular culture or bastitball. I know I am not their target market, being nominally white male Christian military taxpayer 2nd Amendment literalist, so screw them. Man I feel great!

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (zLDYs)

91 I'll believe Mueller files a report when I see it.
And furthermore, any "report" that Mueller vomits forth will not end his witchunt, Mueller is going to keep steaming along until Trump is out of office, whenever that is.
And I can't hardly wait to see what codswallop Michal Cohen spews at the congressional hearing next month.

It's all outrageous.

Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (NgqaU)

92 Darn, missed the hammering.
Posted by: Infidel


Please stop the damn hammering!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell, meth addict at January 16, 2019 08:45 PM (S6Pax)

93 Didn't a bunch of cucks all run to fainting couches when we were suggesting denying Obama a SOTU speech before congress during one of his last years?

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2019 08:45 PM (WaxcS)

94 >>Darn, missed the hammering.


Willow hates the hammering.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:45 PM (gxNN4)

95 "Pelosi doesn't have the authority to prevent a SOTU, does she?"

The report on the state of the union is required, but the president picks the form. Pelosi can deny him access to the House chamber, but that is it. Yes, it could just be a report, but hey - that's the spectacle you get with Washington, DC.

That the Democrats want to be petty about the whole thing is not a good look for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:45 PM (0QYMt)

96 Jen Rubin can eff off anytime now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 08:45 PM (DoOPz)

97 63 jan 29th is state of the union..he should tweet it out and be done with ti
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:39 PM (bUjCl)


It would be funny if he did it in a series of numbered tweets.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

98 I just raised a glass of Knob Creek single barrel bourbon in loving memory of Faye.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (MkcN1)

99 88 I vote for MUMR'ing the boring commenter, not deleting him. The MUMR mad-lib inserted comments were gut-bustingly funny.


Thus ends my commentary on the comment section.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (QDnY+)

Seconded. MUMR was a riot

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (Izzlo)

100 Pelosi doesn't have the authority to prevent a SOTU, does she?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


She has the authority to prevent the President from delivering SotU in the House. She hasn't the authority to prevent the President from delivering his comments elsewhere.

For much of this country's history, IIRC, the SotU wasn't delivered at the House in person; it was written down and sent to the House. Trump should just do that: make his speech at the Oval Office, and send a transcript to Pelosi in the House.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (ykYG2)

101 I'm looking forward to Pres. Trump piloting the Pineapple of Happiness up Pelosi's ass. Pwnage is coming.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (DVPgb)

102 She can't deny him the Senate Chabers or The Rotunda.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM

Screw the lot of 'em. Send Congress a written SOTU address and then speak directly to America from the Oval Office. Enough with this bs theatrical production.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (fkfbL)

103 Can't have SOTU in the house? On to the Senate!

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (32YRo)

104 Can Mitch invite him to give it in the Senate?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (gpinW)

105 I got to use the word Rotunda and January is barely 1/2 over!

It's been oft used to describe my pooper.

Posted by: Jen Das Boot at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (Tyii7)

106 103 Can't have SOTU in the house? On to the Senate!
Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (32YRo)

104 Can Mitch invite him to give it in the Senate?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (gpinW)

___

WHOA!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (gpinW)

107 oh good -
Tucker is debating another pot head.
I used to believe that weed was non-addictive. These psychotic hemp-obsessed children are convincing me otherwise.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (LL1Be)

108 Northern Lurker,

The first year is the hardest. You will always miss Faye, but it will get easier to deal with day to day life.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (JKNZq)

109 Can Mitch invite him to give it in the Senate?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (gpinW)

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Sure, he controls that Chamber.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (ffYR/)

110 107 oh good -
Tucker is debating another pot head.
I used to believe that weed was non-addictive. These psychotic hemp-obsessed children are convincing me otherwise.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (LL1Be)

++++

There's this thing on your remote called the "off" button....just sayin'

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (gpinW)

111 Can Mitch invite him to give it in the Senate?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Yes, yes he can, lurking lurker who lurks. As long as he gives a written copy to the house...

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (32YRo)

112 when we were suggesting denying Obama a SOTU speech before congress during one of his last years?

I don't remember even this. Who was suggesting that? If I had read a comment like this I'd probably have said something like I already said in this thread, that SotU traditionally wasn't delivered in person anyway.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (ykYG2)

113 Tucker was saying it will be impossible for Trump to be re-elected unless we do something about the Tech companies.
Senator Hawley seems to realize this censorship of Conservatives is a huge problem as he brought this up during the Barr confirmation hearings.
Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Jos Hawley, Marsha Blackburn & Mitch McConnell need to make this a top priority and we should hound them everyday.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (hECVl)

114 101
I'm looking forward to Pres. Trump piloting the Pineapple of Happiness up Pelosi's ass. Pwnage is coming.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (DVPgb)

Agreed. I also hope for Nan to grind her dentures so violently, she chokes on the larger bits.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (Hn6S7)

115 >>Send Congress a written SOTU address and then speak directly to America from the Oval Office. Enough with this bs theatrical production.


I don't like the thought of him delivering an address alone.

It pits him as an individual villain in their narrative.

We control the Senate. Tell Mitch you'd like an invitation and have at it. Force the Republicans to show support as a coalition.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (gxNN4)

116 Man I feel great!
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:44 PM (zLDYs)

Hey dude: Wanna burger with that beer? Here ya go. Condiments are over there.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (RrtlF)

117 Pres. Trump piloting the Pineapple of Happiness up Pelosi's ass.

lolol

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (9L2du)

118
Can Mitch invite him to give it in the Senate?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (gpinW)


Either he or the president pro tem of the Senate. Again, it just makes the Dems look petty, but there isn't enough transparency in politics as it is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (0QYMt)

119 I thought he wrote giving full frontal.... and then I died.
====

I imagine her nude body resembles a scrotum.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (JcXHH)

120 Pot is non-addictive. I used to smoke the stuff daily. Now that it's legal, I have people giving me the stuff and I'm just not interested. I've known other people that quit without any issues. It's sort of like how most people cut back on drinking as they age. Most folks get bored with being high and move on with their lives.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (JKNZq)

121


There's this thing on your remote called the "off" button....just sayin'

Avoidance. Ignorance.

Interesting approach.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (LL1Be)

122 d+VC8 is Banana Splits Guy. DIAF, dickmunch.
Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:34 PM (sdi6R)


He was always a malicious, spiteful little shit. And he gets into these moods where he becomes re-obsessed with the site and bombards it. I think it's him as well. I think the best strategy is ignore, don't quote, and he'll get vaporized. Attention is his nourishment and if the thread is barren he'll stop trying to forage here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (/qEW2)

123 I'll say it before and I'll say it again: you cannot coexist with people who not only want to deplatform you but also want you dead.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (+dsLj)

124 My wife's son loved Nancy's cunning SOTU stunt!

Posted by: Max Boot at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (YPJrZ)

125 We control the Senate. Tell Mitch you'd like an invitation and have at it. Force the Republicans to show support as a coalition.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM

I can live with that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (fkfbL)

126 I am perfectly fine with ending the circus of the State of the Union speech.

Trump can write a letter then live stream him reading it while Melania sits on his lap.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (GbPPJ)

127 It would be funny if he did it in a series of numbered tweets.
Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

I vote "yes"

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (bUjCl)

128 This new troll should be called MUBSG

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (Izzlo)

129 I thought Jen transitioned and is John Rubin now? Or is that how xhe always looked?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

130 Can Mitch invite him to give it in the Senate?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:47 PM (gpinW)

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Sure, he controls that Chamber.

-
And exclude the Donk representatives on the grounds it is a smaller chamber.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (f9AnO)

131 I don't like the thought of him delivering an address alone.

It pits him as an individual villain in their narrative.

We control the Senate. Tell Mitch you'd like an invitation and have at it. Force the Republicans to show support as a coalition.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (gxNN4)

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Agreed. It makes him look like he is going it alone, with no Congressional support.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (ffYR/)

132 We control the Senate. Tell Mitch you'd like an invitation and have at it. Force the Republicans to show support as a coalition.

Niiiice. I wish garrett was a Senator. Pity about the antisemitism tho

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)

133 Trump can write a letter then live stream him reading it while Melania sits on his lap.




maybe after 2020...

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (bUjCl)

134 >>Trump can write a letter then live stream him reading it while Melania sits on his lap.


Smoking Jacket and a Brandy Snifter of Diet Coke.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (gxNN4)

135 A SOTU is a Constitutional requirement. But she thinks that she can deny Trump the venue of the Capitol to deliver it. Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Izzlo)

So hold it in the janitors closet and tell everyone to bring their own aluminum folding chair.

And remind everyone to dress lightly and shower before they come.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (uDcBt)

136 126 I am perfectly fine with ending the circus of the State of the Union speech.

Trump can write a letter then live stream him reading it while Melania sits on his lap.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2019 08:50 PM (GbPPJ)

I'd like to see him deliver the SOTU while cleaning a nice 1911A

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (Izzlo)

137 134
>>Trump can write a letter then live stream him reading it while Melania sits on his lap.





Smoking Jacket and a Brandy Snifter of Diet Coke.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (gxNN4)


And a monocle.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (jGvbj)

138 " Tucker was saying it will be impossible for Trump to be re-elected unless we do something about the Tech companies."

Like a dime for every pundit with a cause that says DJT won't be elected unless (insert my cause) is addressed. He's done more than any other guy in that position for eight years in just two - I think he's got this locked.

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (32YRo)

139 I don't like the thought of him delivering an address alone.

Imagine what he could do in a stadium of 80,000.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (Bvcbh)

140 Smoking Jacket and a Brandy Snifter of Diet Coke.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (gxNN4)

And a monocle.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (jGvbj)


Miniature giraffes lounging on the sofa.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

141
The State of the Union is divided. We are a divided people, a divided government, and politics have become so divisive that negotiated bi-partisan compromise has become impossible.

We are divided between two incompatible political ideologies which share no common ground, no common language, no common point of view.

We have become divided by skin color, religion, and economic class and are close to a war of all against all.

The democrats want a population that is addicted to drugs, poorly educated, unemployed and unemployable that is easy to control, that is dependent on their political masters for food, shelter, and access to live-saving medical treatment.

The republicans want ... well, no one is really sure what it is that the republicans want since so many seem reluctant to tell us what their political goals are.

Meanwhile, Trump!, wants the US to be Great again. A great place to live and work, where opportunities abound, where employment opportunities are everywhere for everyone, and those who work hard are rewarded for their efforts.

It is a difficult choice.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (kJWoP)

142 Rush is right.
Trump should simply submit a written SOTU to Congress (as was done for most of the nation's history) in order to meet his legal obligation to do so, then hold a massive "SOTU" rally for his supporters. He could speak frankly to a friendly audience, get his message out without the sourpuss theatrics of the Warshington Swamp, and do yet another end-run on the Democrats.

Posted by: jbspry at January 16, 2019 08:53 PM (d/n9j)

143 President Trump should deliver the SOTU address in a public toilet off of I-495.

A setting fit for the state of our federal guvmint.

Billy Kristol can watch thru one of his glory holes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 08:53 PM (Z+IKu)

144 The Democrats should have been banned 150 years ago.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at January 16, 2019 08:35 PM (lLeln)


I keep hearing sometime after JFK and Reagan the parties completely flipped positions... no details but it happened.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

145 122
He was always a malicious, spiteful little shit. And he gets into these moods where he becomes re-obsessed with the site and bombards it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (/qEW2)


That's the weird thing. We'll go for weeks on end without seeing him, and then he suddenly gets obsessed again. He's got "issues", all right.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

146 Free Range cofe addict @ 116-- no I'm good. Ate at Evie's (best German place in Louisiana right outside Barksdale main gate) and Mrs. E and I hit Atwoods on the way home. Life is good. Shooting tomorrow in Longview. Thanks anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:54 PM (zLDYs)

147 Whether Trump wins or loses will depend on the mood of about 5% of voters in October and early Nov 2020. For all the money spent on elections, polls, pundits, analysis, etc....it really comes down to a very small group of people who wake up on election day (or early voting day) and basically flip a coin between R and D.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:54 PM (gpinW)

148 I don't like the thought of him delivering an address alone.

Imagine what he could do in a stadium of 80,000.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (Bvcbh)


Brilliant! go to some place in the Middle West (forget congress) and deliver it at a stadium.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:54 PM (bUjCl)

149 Smoking Jacket and a Brandy Snifter of Diet Coke.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (gxNN4)

And a monocle.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (jGvbj)

Miniature giraffes lounging on the sofa.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (t+qrx)



And an albino liger at his feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2019 08:54 PM (GbPPJ)

150 I think pot *is* addictive, but less so than alcohol. The statistics on potheads v alkies bear this out.

If Carlson was debating, say, me or notsothoreau on this topic rather than a brain-baked stoner, he'd have a harder time of it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

151 141


The State of the Union is divided. We are a divided people, a
divided government, and politics have become so divisive that negotiated
bi-partisan compromise has become impossible.



We are divided between two incompatible political ideologies which
share no common ground, no common language, no common point of view.



We have become divided by skin color, religion, and economic class and are close to a war of all against all.



The democrats want a population that is addicted to drugs, poorly
educated, unemployed and unemployable that is easy to control, that is
dependent on their political masters for food, shelter, and access to
live-saving medical treatment.



The republicans want ... well, no one is really sure what it is that
the republicans want since so many seem reluctant to tell us what their
political goals are.



Meanwhile, Trump!, wants the US to be Great again. A great place to
live and work, where opportunities abound, where employment
opportunities are everywhere for everyone, and those who work hard are
rewarded for their efforts.



It is a difficult choice.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (kJWoP)

Remove that last sentence and you have the crux of an amazing SOTU speech.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 16, 2019 08:54 PM (Hn6S7)

152 120 Pot is non-addictive. I used to smoke the stuff daily. ...

Ok, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 08:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

153 145 122
He was always a malicious, spiteful little shit. And he gets into these moods where he becomes re-obsessed with the site and bombards it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:49 PM (/qEW2)

That's the weird thing. We'll go for weeks on end without seeing him, and then he suddenly gets obsessed again. He's got "issues", all right.
Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

National Geographic doesn't have as many issues

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:55 PM (Izzlo)

154 142 Rush is right.
Trump should simply submit a written SOTU to Congress (as was done for most of the nation's history) in order to meet his legal obligation to do so, then hold a massive "SOTU" rally for his supporters. He could speak frankly to a friendly audience, get his message out without the sourpuss theatrics of the Warshington Swamp, and do yet another end-run on the Democrats.


___

Yeah but no networks would carry that rally? The SOTU is an hour long infomercial for the president. Why would any president want to give that up?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:55 PM (gpinW)

155 Tucker was saying it will be impossible for Trump to be re-elected unless we do something about the Tech companies.

I think he's right.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

156 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (hECVl)

157 At the invitation of congress; does this not include the senate?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (0MIFZ)

158 Tucker was saying it will be impossible for Trump to be re-elected unless we do something about the Tech companies.




Carpet bombing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (SiINZ)

159 155 Tucker was saying it will be impossible for Trump to be re-elected unless we do something about the Tech companies.

I think he's right.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)


And vote fraud.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

160 At the invitation of congress; does this not include the senate?

Has McConnell delivered an invitation?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (ykYG2)

161 156 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (hECVl)

____

Ahmed Mohammed al-Pelosi?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (gpinW)

162 Does Nancy Pelosi even know what decade it is? Has anyone asked?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 08:58 PM (MkcN1)

163 The most significant security risk to POTUS during his time in the Capitol for a SOTU speech is Nancy Pelosi.

She flails her right hand around so wildly when talking, that eventually the wrist bones will fail, and the hand will fly off as a projectile, with deep tissue penetration capability due to the five hard plastic extended false fingernails!

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

164 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH

Madonna?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:59 PM (LL1Be)

165 Corey Booker has formed an Exploratory Committee for his sexuality.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2019 08:59 PM (Ndje9)

166 it really comes down to a very small group of people who wake up on election day (or early voting day) and basically flip a coin between R and D.


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Imagine a country that lives or dies on what side of the bed a bunch of Anthony Kennedy mini-mes get up from.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:59 PM (+dsLj)

167 I would hold the SOTU on the border.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2019 08:59 PM (YcwPG)

168 The thought being, does a partial invitation or no invitation preclude, exclude, or prohibit the address?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 16, 2019 09:00 PM (0MIFZ)

169 Tucker was saying it will be impossible for Trump to be re-elected unless we do something about the Tech companies.

The tech companies gave him twitter and he's killing them with it. I think he needs to go after vote fraud.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 09:00 PM (JgLEu)

170 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:57 PM (hECVl)

I am sure Rep. Ocasio-Cortez had no nefarious intent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 09:00 PM (0QYMt)

171 Corey Booker has formed an Exploratory Committee for his sexuality.

I trust he has a newsletter?

Posted by: Shemp! at January 16, 2019 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

172 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH
The suspect, identified as Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., had also discussed attacking other buildings in the Washington area, and at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty, according to the affidavit. Officials said on Wednesday that the suspect was believed to have acted alone.




Lutheran.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 09:00 PM (LL1Be)

173 I would hold the SOTU on the border.

With live apprehensions and trebuchet-ing.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 09:01 PM (JgLEu)

174 Gekke mensen zien me overal als ik nergens ben.

Posted by: W4E at January 16, 2019 09:01 PM (6/p3q)

175 Is Dem Scum a regular?

Anyone recognize the name or hash?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 09:01 PM (NtglE)

176 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH

Rashida Tlaib?

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

177 Lutheran.

Sounds Amish, to me.

Posted by: Shemp! at January 16, 2019 09:02 PM (Tyii7)

178 I would hold the SOTU on the border.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2019 08:59 PM (YcwPG)

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I want him to declare a State of Emergency for the Southern Border during SOTU, so this works.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:02 PM (ffYR/)

179 Good Lord, Nellie Ohr looks horrendous. Gah.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2019 09:02 PM (9L2du)

180 172 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH
The suspect, identified as Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., had also discussed attacking other buildings in the Washington area, and at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty, according to the affidavit. Officials said on Wednesday that the suspect was believed to have acted alone.



Lutheran.
Posted by: mikeyG



Irish Lutheran. Worst kind.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 09:02 PM (WNAuL)

181 Terrorist arrested planning to attack the WH
The suspect, identified as Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., had also discussed attacking other buildings in the Washington area, and at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty, according to the affidavit. Officials said on Wednesday that the suspect was believed to have acted alone.



Lutheran.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 09:00 PM (LL1Be)



From Georgia. Probably Southern Baptist. Did they find his Confederate flag and MAGA hat or have they had time to plant it on him yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 09:03 PM (SiINZ)

182 MikeyG @ 172---Lutheran? I'm thinking more a leroymuslim, but are there real muslims in Cumming, Georgia? If so, Houston we have a problem.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 09:04 PM (zLDYs)

183 Is Dem Scum a regular?

Anyone recognize the name or hash?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 09:01 PM (NtglE)

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It is the same Psycho troll who has been shit posting. Notice it fully quotes itself about 10 posts after the initial post, hoping the Cobs miss it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:04 PM (ffYR/)

184 Officials said on Wednesday that the suspect was believed to have acted alone.

Of course he did. Dust off the lone wolf narrative!

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 09:04 PM (JgLEu)

185 I'm watching World War two in color. Fascinating. It surprises me how much of the war was filmed. It also surprises how small the average soldier was.

Slainte!

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:05 PM (MkcN1)

186 I'd like to see him deliver the SOTU while cleaning a nice 1911A
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:51 PM (Izzlo)

Ohhhhh!
https://tinyurl.com/ybp5ch7k

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 16, 2019 09:05 PM (RrtlF)

187 Max Boot: Here Are 18 Times I Quit the Republican Party--And That's Just This Year!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2019 09:05 PM (Ndje9)

188 CLEANUP AT #20

I'm thinking Dem Scum is the troll, re-posting his own stuff in a new comment under a different hash.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 09:05 PM (NtglE)

189 at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty, according to the affidavit.

So Trump supporter, then. Xenophobe. I bet he's in favor of the wall.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

190 ...and at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty...


You had an attack planned. You named your attack Brad. You went everywhere with Brad.

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 09:05 PM (786Ro)

191 184
Officials said on Wednesday that the suspect was believed to have acted alone.



Of course he did. Dust off the lone wolf narrative!

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 09:04 PM (JgLEu)

The old "Lone Wolf" blasting his plans all over the jihadist bulletin boards...nobody. else. what. so. ever. Just a great misunderstander the blissful, peaceful and perfect islam.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 16, 2019 09:07 PM (Hn6S7)

192 I'm thinking Dem Scum is the troll, re-posting his own stuff in a new comment under a different hash.

since he hasn't been back here with a "oops sock fail" or "sorry for reposting the troll"...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

193 Shawn just keviedca good one I haven't heard before: "Bozo" O'Rourke.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 16, 2019 09:08 PM (Dgb2H)

194 "Deplatforming" is just another way of saying, "eavesdropping on every communication and preventing people from interacting with each other, sharing information, and supporting each other if they are deplorable people who ought to be destroyed".

Isolate the enemy, cut the lines of communication, and they will be easier to defeat. If the generals cannot warn the troops of an approaching attack, they'll be sitting ducks. If terrorists go house to house killing people and every household is kept in the dark from these attacks, they won't be able to band together and fight back against it. That's why Sweden and Germany arrest people for their facebook posts for merely recounting events.

To what extent can this be tolerated? If I were discussing issues with a friend and a leftist overheard me and walked over and tried to attack or shut me up, I'd have to retaliate. Punch them in the face.

If we are prevented from communicating, if leftists or untouchable shit people from India working as facebook/twitter censors randomly eavesdrop and cut off communication, how much of this do we put up with before punching them in the face, so to speak? How much can we allow the news to censor our own President before punishing them for it and communicating his words if they will not do it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 09:08 PM (/qEW2)

195 Dosvedanya!

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:08 PM (MkcN1)

196 since he hasn't been back here with a "oops sock fail" or "sorry for reposting the troll"...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 09:07 PM
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Yep. And the same thing happened on the last thread, using another unfamiliar name.

I've emailed the boss.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 09:09 PM (NtglE)

197 Dosvedanya!



Are you leaving us ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

198 "and at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty"

That's disconcerting.

Posted by: Captain Miller at January 16, 2019 09:09 PM (t+qrx)

199 Are you leaving us ?
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

I thought that was cheers in Russian.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:10 PM (MkcN1)

200 and at one point said he wanted to attack the Statue of Liberty



He has an issue with females

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:10 PM (bUjCl)

201 Nancy Pelosi's stem cell injections are holding her brain hostage!

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 09:11 PM (wxZSX)

202 (((HUGS))) Northern Lurker and a tip of glass to Faye.

Posted by: paleRider at January 16, 2019 09:11 PM (eASYU)

203 I thought that was cheers in Russian.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:10 PM (MkcN1)


LOL, close.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:11 PM (bUjCl)

204 since he hasn't been back here with a "oops sock fail" or "sorry for reposting the troll"...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 09:07 PM
~~~~~

Yep. And the same thing happened on the last thread, using another unfamiliar name.

I've emailed the boss.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 09:09 PM (NtglE)

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Thank you, IrishEi. I actually now have a very good idea who this is. The answer is actually a very sad one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:12 PM (ffYR/)

205 dosvedanya means revelation. scary that.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 09:13 PM (zLDYs)

206 Blocking new nics/hashes for a day or week would put a damp dishrag on trolls.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 09:13 PM (1g7ch)

207 Skäl !

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:14 PM (bUjCl)

208 dosvedanya means revelation. scary that.
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 09:13 PM (zLDYs)

means good by

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (bUjCl)

209
Dosvedanya!

Scrotalnik!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (aKsyK)

210 good bye

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (bUjCl)

211 We desperately need to give Google, Apple and Amazon another $1T tax cut. Am I right guys?

- "Conservatives"

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (gpinW)

212 Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., "

Say what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)

213 CM, just hit the GFM. I rounded up for my pledge.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 09:16 PM (v5wjt)

214 Always wondered what difference between registered and trademark was, not enough to look it up online, however.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:16 PM (PUmDY)

215 Whoa, the Kraken done wrapped me and dragging me down. I is done.Happy trails.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (zLDYs)

216 That's disconcerting.
Posted by: Captain Miller"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (6qErC)

217 CM, just hit the GFM. I rounded up for my pledge.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 09:16 PM (v5wjt)

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Thank you very much!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (ffYR/)

218 212 Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., "

Say what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)

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More like Jallal Taheb, 21 of Pakistan for 20 years who moved to Cumming Georgia as a refugee. Or a variant of that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (gpinW)

219 Thank you, IrishEi. I actually now have a very good idea who this is. The answer is actually a very sad one.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:12 PM
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What a sick ba$tard. I'm so sorry this is happening to you, CM.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (NtglE)

220 Trump should do the SOTU speech on the Texas- Mexico border and arrange for some illegals to run across the border at the ten minute mark.

Of course, with a Texas crowd, it might not end well for our friends from the south.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (aZ9CV)

221 Cumming, GA is a exurb of Atlanta. Lots of Ahmed Jallals in the Atlanta area. Cuz you know, diversity 'n stuff.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:18 PM (gpinW)

222 good bye"

Read that in Jeff Goldblum's voice in Independence Day...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:18 PM (6qErC)

223 O'Hannity's revelation - Progtards involved in the Trump Frame-Up were in cahoots, ultimately, with RUSSIANS! via the Steele docs.

Meh.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 09:19 PM (1g7ch)

224 Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., "

Say what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)

___

More like Jallal Taheb, 21 of Pakistan for 20 years who moved to Cumming Georgia as a refugee. Or a variant of that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (gpinW)

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This. Under the JEF, they were very carefully distributed everyfreakinwhere on purpose.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:19 PM (ffYR/)

225 I'm not one to pray and I'm not full of grace, but I've got cash.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 09:19 PM (v5wjt)

226 Forsyth County?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

227 Goodbye, happy trails, whatever. Kraken done knocked my dick in my watchpocket. Worth every dime.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 09:20 PM (zLDYs)

228 This. Under the JEF, they were very carefully distributed everyfreakinwhere on purpose.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:19 PM (ffYR/)


Keeps them 'lone'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 09:20 PM (1g7ch)

229 Deplatform boss! The platform!

Posted by: Tatu at January 16, 2019 09:20 PM (pLgt/)

230 Greg Jarrett just told Hannity that James Baker prepared the FISA application on Carter Page.

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 16, 2019 09:20 PM (BqBId)

231 NL, cheers. I'll knock back one of the many shot bottles I've still got from when I worked at the liquor store and we'd distribute the freebies among staff.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 09:21 PM (v5wjt)

232 Good night, Eromero.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

233 LOL. Clicked on the link to the HotAir essay by Sexton. Back in the day (before they destroyed their readership with Fakebook comments), that would have had 500+ comments. Now: 10 comments.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (WqPYg)

234 Get Work Go Broke?

Microsoft has announced it will spend $500M (no not a typo, 500 million) on "affordable" housing programs in Seattle.

Or put another way, Democrats who run Seattle and WA state have threatened MSFT with all sorts of shit unless they give $500M to their favorite left wing orgs that have the words "housing" in it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (gpinW)

235 I'll knock back one of the many shot bottles I've still got from when I worked at the liquor store and we'd distribute the freebies among staff.




Anything good ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (bUjCl)

236 I guess it's clear I haven't been hanging out with any Russians.
How about lechaim?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (MkcN1)

237 I would like to encourage all conservatives to write to the President requesting he submit a written SOTU to Congress and hold a SOTU Rally at the border to speak directly to the American People.
Pelosi would like to establish the precedent that she controls Trump's access to the public; she needs to be shown otherwise.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

Posted by: jbspry at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (d/n9j)

238 Nancy really needs a friggen enema.
Posted by: Tentotwo

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When all the shit runs out of her, I'm picturing her totally deflating, like when Klytus is impaled in "Flash Gordon."

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (LurX2)

239 Now: 10 comments."

Really? That's sad. Self inflicted, to be sure, but still sad.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:23 PM (6qErC)

240 I guess it's clear I haven't been hanging out with any Russians.
How about lechaim?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (MkcN1)


Cin-Cin

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:24 PM (bUjCl)

241 LOL. Clicked on the link to the HotAir essay by Sexton. Back in the day (before they destroyed their readership with Fakebook comments), that would have had 500+ comments. Now: 10 comments.
Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 09:22 PM (WqPYg)

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The Sunday afternoon Food thread here now gets more comments then Tepid Gas gets in an entire busy weekday.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:25 PM (ffYR/)

242 224 Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., "

Say what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)

___

More like Jallal Taheb, 21 of Pakistan for 20 years who moved to Cumming Georgia as a refugee. Or a variant of that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:17 PM (gpinW)

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This. Under the JEF, they were very carefully distributed everyfreakinwhere on purpose.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:19 PM (ffYR/)

Clearly, we must ally to take care of all the Terrorist of Georgia!

Posted by: Rootin Tootin Putin at January 16, 2019 09:25 PM (NgKpN)

243 112 when we were suggesting denying Obama a SOTU speech before congress during one of his last years?

I don't remember even this. Who was suggesting that? If I had read a comment like this I'd probably have said something like I already said in this thread, that SotU traditionally wasn't delivered in person anyway.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (ykYG2)



Looks like 2014 as a response to Obama's DACA.


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/353296.php

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2019 09:25 PM (WaxcS)

244 239 Now: 10 comments."

Really? That's sad. Self inflicted, to be sure, but still sad.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:23 PM (6qErC)

Unless that is exactly what they wanted. My money would be on that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 09:25 PM (r/WuD)

245 To be fair, the number of FB comments for some reason doesn't include replies. So it's 10 comments, plus another 25ish replies to the 10.

35 is still pathetic, but not *AS* pathetic as 10.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:26 PM (gpinW)

246 I'm going to gather all the infinity stones, so I can clench my fist and make all liberals disintegrate. And yeah, I'll punch Iron Man in the chest with my fist, and I'll make Doctor Strange trip over his runes when he's at lunch. It's that important.
Spider-Man, you need to educate yourself.

To be honest, I hate how the Left's ramped up violent rhetoric makes me respond in same, but...they brought this war.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 09:26 PM (l9m7l)

247 Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (kJWoP)

(wiping tear) Damn, that was beautiful. (sniff)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 09:26 PM (lD3vL)

248 Like when the Lost Ark is opened.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:27 PM (PUmDY)

249 245 To be fair, the number of FB comments for some reason doesn't include replies. So it's 10 comments, plus another 25ish replies to the 10.

35 is still pathetic, but not *AS* pathetic as 10.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:26 PM (gpinW)

Shit, I have more comments than that on some of MY Facebook posts...

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2019 09:27 PM (NgKpN)

250 I blame the Deep State for this horrible rain we're having here in SoCal!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (miE9U)

251 >>>I want him to declare a State of Emergency for the Southern Border during SOTU, so this works.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:02 PM (ffYR/)
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And not put that information in the preview notes they always pass out.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (ePWRo)

252 248 Like when the Lost Ark is opened.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:27 PM (PUmDY)

CLOSE YOUR EYES, MARION! DON'T LOOK AT IT!

Posted by: When Indiana Jones was good, but slightly disturbing if you read into it at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (r/WuD)

253 Runner: Best I've got left is 100ml of Jim Beam vanilla. Mostly 50ml of flavored Bacardi, Absolut lime and Jim Beam apple. But hey, free is free.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (v5wjt)

254 250 I blame the Deep State for this horrible rain we're having here in SoCal!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (miE9U)

Deep snow...

Posted by: South Lake Tahoe at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (NgKpN)

255 Do svedaniye is more/less literally "till we meet again", freely translated ("til rendevous/meeting").


The general toast NL is looking for is "na zdoroviye", which means "to health" (thus identical to generic toasts in most major languages).


In Georgia (republic, not state) - where toasting is insane, and occurs frequently throughout any more than informal dinner, the generic toast translates as "to victory". Which, as most Georgians admit, is a bit mystifying and funny, since there really isn't any history or tradition of victories in their country's history.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

256 The Sunday afternoon Food thread here now gets more comments then Tepid Gas gets in an entire busy weekday.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:25 PM (ffYR/)

That's because the subject turns to bewbs.. every time. Every post.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

257 Trump may just have a rally that night. Don't temp him Nan!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 08:38 PM (ICWiF)

Presidents used to send staffers to give the SOTU. He should do that this year, with the text being an utterly bland report on the status, current number of employees, fiscal expenditure to date, etcetera, of every single department the Fed has.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2019 09:29 PM (7PLM4)

258 255 Do svedaniye is more/less literally "till we meet again", freely translated ("til rendevous/meeting").


The general toast NL is looking for is "na zdoroviye", which means "to health" (thus identical to generic toasts in most major languages).


In Georgia (republic, not state) - where toasting is insane, and occurs frequently throughout any more than informal dinner, the generic toast translates as "to victory". Which, as most Georgians admit, is a bit mystifying and funny, since there really isn't any history or tradition of victories in their country's history.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

All of them.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:29 PM (MkcN1)

259 Shit, I have more comments than that on some of MY Facebook posts...
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2019 09:27 PM (NgKpN)

lol.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

260 That's because the subject turns to bewbs.. every time. Every post.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

Because boobs are wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 09:29 PM (r/WuD)

261 SHUT YOUR EYES MARION.. DON'T LOOK AT IT...NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

262 The Sunday afternoon Food thread here now gets more comments then Tepid Gas gets in an entire busy weekday.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:25 PM (ffYR/)

That's because the subject turns to bewbs.. every time. Every post.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

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True enough!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:30 PM (ffYR/)

263 Microsoft has announced it will spend $500M (no not a typo, 500 million) on "affordable" housing programs in Seattle.

When your city pisses away a billion per year on drug addicts, psychotics and illegal aliens and that effort employs literally thousands of people with virtue signalling jobs...

Waiting for an announcement of "Microsoft looking for HQ2"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 09:30 PM (lD3vL)

264 Salut

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:30 PM (MkcN1)

265 264 Salut

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:30 PM (MkcN1)

Balut

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 16, 2019 09:31 PM (BJlbN)

266 255
In Georgia (republic, not state) - where toasting is insane, and occurs frequently throughout any more than informal dinner, the generic toast translates as "to victory". Which, as most Georgians admit, is a bit mystifying and funny, since there really isn't any history or tradition of victories in their country's history.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (QDnY+)


Well, it's nice that they retain their optimism.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

267 Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, of Cumming, Ga., "

Say what?


You've never been to the old Taheb Plantation?

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 09:31 PM (nR2Re)

268 What is the standard Moron form of cheers? Bewbs?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:32 PM (MkcN1)

269 Balut

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 16, 2019 09:31 PM (BJlbN)

Ew

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 09:32 PM (DoOPz)

270 All the news is making me angry right now.Time to step tune out for a while.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2019 09:32 PM (BXMxN)

271 To be honest, I hate how the Left's ramped up violent rhetoric makes me respond in same, but...they brought this war.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 09:26 PM (l9m7l)


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Exactly. As John Rambo explains to his former commanding officer in the first movie: "They drew first blood, sir!"

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 09:32 PM (WqPYg)

272 Microsoft has announced it will spend $500M "

That's they're typical pr move. Doubtful that the actual money will change hands...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:33 PM (6qErC)

273 SOTU at the border please.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2019 09:34 PM (11H2y)

274 Bewbs are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 09:34 PM (QLvwG)

275 270 All the news is making me angry right now

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makes me angry all the time
is a problem

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 16, 2019 09:34 PM (BJlbN)

276 Gotta be za zdarovya (Russian for to your heath).

You know, because collusion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 16, 2019 09:34 PM (H5knJ)

277 247 Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 08:52 PM (kJWoP)



(wiping tear) Damn, that was beautiful. (sniff)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 09:26 PM (lD3vL)


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Seconded.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 09:34 PM (WqPYg)

278 You've never been to the old Taheb Plantation?"

That near Tara?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:34 PM (6qErC)

279 That's because the subject turns to bewbs.. every time. Every post.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

We like bewbs.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

280 He could build a section of Wall and go, "we did this in three days. Ain't nobody getting thru this section."

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 09:35 PM (nR2Re)

281 This seems newsy.



https://tinyurl.com/y86oqb2k

Posted by: Ha at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (MAstk)

282 All the news is making me angry right now "

There's very little actual news.

Repeated opinions abound.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (6qErC)

283 268 What is the standard Moron form of cheers? Bewbs?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:32 PM (MkcN1)


To the bewboisie?

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

284 SOTU while lying naked on one of those 1970s sex rugs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (VigyG)

285 Microsoft has announced it will spend $500M (no not a typo, 500 million) on "affordable" housing programs in Seattle.


They used to call them company towns.
The company owned the housing, and the grocery store, and workers were paid in chits or script redeemable at the company store.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (ePWRo)

286 Principles? Nah. I'm hot for teacher.

Posted by: David L. Roth at January 16, 2019 09:37 PM (n0W4B)

287 SOTU delivered as Tony Montana.

"Nansee's womb is polluted."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 09:37 PM (VigyG)

288 I can't believe ace is making us wait til tomorrow for the AOC "run train" post.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)

289 This is a manufactured deplatforming!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 09:37 PM (2qPhT)

290 SOTU while lying naked on one of those 1970s sex rugs.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (VigyG)

Melania can be on the rug. Donald needs to be erect and dressed.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:38 PM (MkcN1)

291 They used to call them company towns"

16 Tons...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:38 PM (6qErC)

292 264 Salut

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:30 PM (MkcN1)


That's from HeeHaw, right?

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 09:38 PM (AMIL/)

293 This week's question at Quora:

"How lethal is a 22 caliber pistol?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:38 PM (miE9U)

294 Salty bewbs, hot bewbs, melon bewbs, creamy bewbs, chocolate bewbs, pink bewbs, brown bewbs, and wonderful little perky bewbs.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:39 PM (ePWRo)

295 can't believe ace is making us wait til tomorrow for the AOC "run train" post"

That and the Gillett idiocracy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:39 PM (6qErC)

296 Lol. I talked to our troll privately and arranged a meeting, but he backed out "because I wouldn't let him pick the time and spot."

What a homo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 09:39 PM (MOwG6)

297 That's from HeeHaw, right? "

Saaaaaaalute!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (6qErC)

298 Melania can be on the rug. Donald needs to be erect and dressed.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:38 PM (MkcN1)


Melania rolling around on the rug ensures Sun-In-His-Hair will be erect. And more than half the audience, too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (QLvwG)

299 The SOTU speech is one event that will attract LIV, "moderate" viewers.

It's no wonder that the Left wants to de-platform Trump this year in particular. He must not be allowed to get his message out.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (Rxduq)

300 That's from HeeHaw, right?
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 09:38 PM (AMIL/)

Now that you mention it, I think you're right. But according to the Internets it is also cheers in Catalan.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (MkcN1)

301 It won't kill an elephant.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (ePWRo)

302
They used to call them company towns.
The company owned the housing, and the grocery store, and workers were paid in chits or script redeemable at the company store.

Posted by: Braenyard
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In the south, they were around textile mills, and were known as 'Mill houses". Still plenty of them around. The houses, not the mills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (2qPhT)

303 because I wouldn't let him pick the time and spot."

Nancy Pelosi is the troll?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (6qErC)

304 288
I can't believe ace is making us wait til tomorrow for the AOC "run train" post.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)


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C'mon now, Ace has standards and would never schtoop to that level.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 09:42 PM (WqPYg)

305 288 I can't believe ace is making us wait til tomorrow for the AOC "run train" post.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)


Any day without AOC is a good day.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

306 South Lake Tahoe: that actually sounds nice.

It's just that, you guys up there are SUPPOSED to have freezing cold this time of year.

Not here in SoCal! It's raining when it should be 75 and sunny, just like all the other days of the year! The Deep State's weather machine is preverting God's plan!!

(Yes, this is satire, people)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)

307
They used to call them company towns.
The company owned the housing, and the grocery store, and workers were paid in chits or script redeemable at the company store.

Posted by: Braenyard
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I owe my soul to the company store...

Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford at January 16, 2019 09:42 PM (2qPhT)

308 I am not your prince or your pal. Was that in a movie?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY)

309 Anon, there was a Gillette post yesterday.

Everybody, your homework is to study Urban Dictionary for new sex terms we can use as puns for tomorrow's AOC thread.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:42 PM (icI8A)

310 They used to call them company towns.
The company owned the housing, and the grocery store, and workers were paid in chits or script redeemable at the company store.

Posted by: Braenyard



Here's Tennessee Ernie Ford singing about that:


https://tinyurl.com/h5qhb98

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 09:43 PM (AMIL/)

311 AOC could have been a Fly Girl

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:43 PM (bUjCl)

312 I don't think I could stand to visit DC. Honestly, no.

Too many people I'd be too tempted to track down and start screaming at. I'd get deported from the city.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:44 PM (miE9U)

313 When Jim Carey was somewhat funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:44 PM (PUmDY)

314 Anon, there was a Gillette post yesterday."

I know. Would make a good combo, though.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:44 PM (6qErC)

315 301 It won't kill an elephant.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:40 PM (ePWRo)


That's what I thought.

Posted by: Gen. John Sedgwick at January 16, 2019 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

316 I'll take that cottage on the little island off the coast of S. Lake Tahoe. -The island too -

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:45 PM (ePWRo)

317 Carey...was never funny.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:45 PM (bUjCl)

318 "Lol. I talked to our troll privately and arranged a meeting, but he backed out "because I wouldn't let him pick the time and spot."

What a homo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 09:39 PM (MOwG6) "

I don't think you really want to go to the Methadone Clinic anyway.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:45 PM (icI8A)

319 Question from, not Quora, but FB:

"Does anyone know the name of the mortician who does Pelosi's makeup?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:45 PM (miE9U)

320 Braenyard, same here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:46 PM (miE9U)

321 Little Women ... hated it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 09:46 PM (VigyG)

322 This week's question at Quora:

"How lethal is a 22 caliber pistol?"
Posted by: qdpsteve
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In a drawer? Loaded, or unloaded? Used as a bludgeon? BB caps? Shorts/Longs/Long Rifle? With the thing that goes up, or without?

Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford at January 16, 2019 09:46 PM (ZMWtN)

323 250 I blame the Deep State for this horrible rain we're having here in SoCal!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:28 PM (miE9U)

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Californians are never happy. It's either too much rain falling or not enough rain falling. It's fucking rain, just deal with it. You've become almost as pathetic as NYers when an inch of snow falls.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:46 PM (gpinW)

324 fine , he was ok as the riddler, directed by Schumacher, way back when, but that is not exactly a comedic role

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:46 PM (bUjCl)

325 Pal, personal ass licker.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2019 09:46 PM (9L2du)

326 Just finished replacing an axle on the truck and now am going to put a top link on the ol tractor iykwim wink wink nudge nudge.

Posted by: Toxicman at January 16, 2019 09:47 PM (UdKB7)

327 Microsoft has announced it will spend $500M (no not a typo, 500 million) on "affordable" housing programs in Seattle.


They used to call them company towns.
The company owned the housing, and the grocery store, and workers were paid in chits or script redeemable at the company store.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (ePWRo)



PottersMicrosoftville

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 09:47 PM (SiINZ)

328 Lurking Lurker, as Fritz Coleman once said (back when he was a comedian and not a TV weatherman), "God invented Southern California for all the people who can't emotionally handle changes in the weather."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

329 That's what I thought.
Posted by: Gen. John Sedgwick
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Famous last words...

Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (ZMWtN)

330 285---They used to call them company towns.
The company owned the housing, and the grocery store, and workers were paid in chits or script redeemable at the company store.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:36 PM (ePWRo)
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Sounds like Cuba!

Seriously, when one power governs all, what difference does it make whether it's a "private" company or the state?

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (Rxduq)

331 Little Women ... hated it.

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Um...is there a backstory ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (bUjCl)

332 ""Does anyone know the name of the mortician who does Pelosi's makeup?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:45 PM (miE9U) "

Jackson Pollack.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (icI8A)

333 replacing an axle on the truck and now am going to put a top link on the ol tractor"

Weekend at RBGs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (6qErC)

334 "I'm looking forward to digging into the student loan crisis, examining for-profit prisons/ICE detention, and exploring the development of public & postal banking," Ocasio-Cortez tweeted late Tuesday.




Now someone will have to explain to her what someone tweeted for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (SiINZ)

335 Sheds Sixteen Tons of sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (ZMWtN)

336 Broseidon, that's "WHO IS Jackson Pollack." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (miE9U)

337 AOC could have been a Fly Girl

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:43 PM (bUjCl)


I'll never been able to eat 'Nilla Wafers again.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 16, 2019 09:49 PM (9gHOW)

338 Jackson Pollack."

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:49 PM (6qErC)

339 Not a single house will actually be built my MSFT. It's all going to slush funds for Dem politicos. This is some weird pissing match between Gates and Bezos.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:49 PM (gpinW)

340 By the way, my answer to "who's the mortician who does Pelosi's makeup?":

Elvira.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)

341 312 I don't think I could stand to visit DC. Honestly, no.

Too many people I'd be too tempted to track down and start screaming at. I'd get deported from the city.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Nah, just dress like a homeless guy and you can scream at anybody you want about anything.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

342 Puddleglum, I'm set then! I already do that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:50 PM (miE9U)

343 Oooooh...

After he saw my comment, he just wrote to say IT'S ON. This is gonna be fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 09:50 PM (MOwG6)

344 PDT has not twatted since early this morning. This ominous silence usually portends something very bad for someone or some group.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:50 PM (ffYR/)

345 328 Lurking Lurker, as Fritz Coleman once said (back when he was a comedian and not a TV weatherman), "God invented Southern California for all the people who can't emotionally handle changes in the weather."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

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Heh. That nails. I mean shit, every time it rains they act like it's the first time in history it has rained anywhere on earth. IT IS RAIN PEOPLE!!! Shut the fuck up about it already.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:50 PM (gpinW)

346 You are probably correct, I liked Living Color, but most of the funny stuff was the Wayons, now I think about it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

347 Yud, can't wait to see the video!

"DOWN goes Trollster!! DOWN goes Trollster!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:51 PM (miE9U)

348 16 tons, Tennessee Ernie Ford.

https://tinyurl.com/ya5bebjr

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2019 09:51 PM (9L2du)

349 exploring the development of public & postal banking"

Well, there used to be postal savings accounts...

And a House bank...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (6qErC)

350 Another day older and deeper in debt...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (miE9U)

351 346 You are probably correct, I liked Living Color, but most of the funny stuff was the Wayons, now I think about it.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

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Two Gay movie reviewers.......HATED IT!!
Good stuff.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (gpinW)

352 They should treat the terrorist du jour "from" Cumming, Georgia, as an unlawful enemy combatant.

But they won't.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (5gT6u)

353
"I'm looking forward to digging into the student loan crisis, examining for-profit prisons/ICE detention, and exploring the development of public & postal banking," Ocasio-Cortez tweeted late Tuesday.

What is postal banking?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (aKsyK)

354 This is some weird pissing match between Gates and Bezos.


==
*thinks

Ok, if we are talking barrel ballistics, Bezos may just win this one.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (bUjCl)

355 YouTube (tm We Own You) has put a new shit ton of script on there service if you want to use it.
{Google wants you to be part of their Mill House too}

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 09:53 PM (ePWRo)

356 Living Color joke, I think.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:53 PM (PUmDY)

357 exploring the development of public & postal banking"


She must have meant to say boinking.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 09:53 PM (MkcN1)

358 In Living Color couldn't be aired today.

Remember Fire Marshall Bill?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:53 PM (miE9U)

359 What is postal banking?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 09:52 PM (aKsyK)

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Japan's post office is a bank as well.
Why? Who the fuck knows. AOC doesn't.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 09:54 PM (gpinW)

360 296 Lol. I talked to our troll privately and arranged a meeting, but he backed out "because I wouldn't let him pick the time and spot."

What a homo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 09:39 PM (MOwG6)

I am assuming the Code Duello. Who was the aggrieved party? What weapons were chosen? First Blood or to the death?

To the Pain?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 09:54 PM (r/WuD)

361 Or was it Fireman Bob? One of those.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:54 PM (miE9U)

362 Lurking Lurker, Walmart is also now a bank.
Not a joke. Their "Money Services' department is, I've read, legally considered a bank by the Feds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:55 PM (miE9U)

363 What is postal banking? "

Using the PO as a bank, "offering" individual banking.

Cause there are so many underserved areas that also have post offices...

And they're going to handle money.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:55 PM (6qErC)

364 The Jamaican family that had 5 jobs each was funny as hell

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:55 PM (PUmDY)

365 Anon, that's work great.

"Sorry, we lost your money en route!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:55 PM (miE9U)

366 Donald Trump, master showman and marketer, galactic troll master.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet!

+++++++


President Trump's Troll Level: Evil Eddorian Galactic Overlord

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 16, 2019 09:56 PM (T09ml)

367 @275makes me angry all the time

is a problem
It is. I do not know how to diffuse this. I suspect the Left does not care, because if there is blood shed, they don't care as long as they win.
Doesn't matter to them that they triumph over a heap of dying bodies, as long as they can update their twitter status.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 09:56 PM (l9m7l)

368 Ace should setup a system by which he can dox all trolls so we can have our way with them.

Its amazing the information a web server gets from a browser.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 16, 2019 09:56 PM (kI/3T)

369 After he saw my comment, he just wrote to say IT'S ON. This is gonna be fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 09:50 PM (MOwG6)

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Please make sure to post a video of this. What area of the Country are we talking?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:56 PM (ffYR/)

370 The diner with the hard of hearing short order cook always cracked me up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 09:56 PM (vD6ka)

371 Japan's post office is a bank as well."

Japan post bank is now just a regular bank, IIRC...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (6qErC)

372 369 After he saw my comment, he just wrote to say IT'S ON. This is gonna be fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 09:50 PM (MOwG6)

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Please make sure to post a video of this. What area of the Country are we talking?
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 09:56 PM (ffYR/)

Indeed, have you chosen a Second?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (r/WuD)

373 It's nice of the troll's halfway house to give him a sort of work release for his fight with YD.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)

374 Living Color joke, I think.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:53 PM (PUmDY)


PC killed humor

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (bUjCl)

375 Homey the Clown was good as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

376 idiots killed humor, irony.


Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (bUjCl)

377 Homey was SNL, wasn't he ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (bUjCl)

378 Maybe as a guest

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (PUmDY)

379 Speaking of humor, we have Jim Gaffigan tickets for April. Should I be prepared for a bunch of lefty bullshit?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (W8Rh5)

380 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (r/WuD)

381 ONT folks

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (+ldAm)

382 I was in DC for a week during one of the shutdowns. Years ago, it still felt like being behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (auIRg)

383 Jordan61, I don't think so.
Gaffigan is widely known as a 'clean comic.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (miE9U)

384 >>>Seriously, when one power governs all, what difference does it make whether it's a "private" company or the state?

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 09:48 PM (Rxduq)
---------------------------------------------


They are becoming indistinguishable.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (ePWRo)

385 Elvira.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)
--------------------

Legs and bewbs.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (WEBkv)

386 I'm wondering if anyone is considering what comes next-if Trump fails. It seems like the left is fighting all out to beat him as if that is the end game. First came the TEA party. Next was Trump. What comes after is likely to be far uglier. The genie is out of the bottle.

Posted by: Drc at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (llGBY)

387 386 I'm wondering if anyone is considering what comes next-if Trump fails. It seems like the left is fighting all out to beat him as if that is the end game. First came the TEA party. Next was Trump. What comes after is likely to be far uglier. The genie is out of the bottle.
Posted by: Drc at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (llGBY)


You're not the first to make that observation.

The Tea Party was the American people asking politely for the government to get its shit together and start behaving in a Constitutional manner.

The Deep State and the Uniparty flipped us the bird and crushed the Tea Party.

Then we elected Trump. Now we're demanding and insisting to be heard.

What comes after Trump will not be polite at all.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

388 If we, the people that still support POTUS, get gutter-rolled by the Yellow Jurno MSM daily, and now increasingly the alt media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Youtube) to mention a few...we should.....

communicate by pony express now?

How do we message?, how do we fight this BS?

not ready for the "Concord Bridge" 2.o but time is growing short me thinks

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 16, 2019 10:33 PM (kFkpX)

389 The President can inform the Congress of the State of the Union in a letter

Posted by: Gridlock at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (/DLXk)

390 Then he should send it to Madam Speaker hand written on a BIG MAC BOX! and tell the b"t(I-I to read it to the house herself..(if she can still read a box) that's not botox......effin hag

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (kFkpX)

391 BETO / ACO 2020

Yeah I know ACO is too young. But who cares? Beto will rip up the racist, sexist, homophobic, white privileged, toxic masculine constitution when he gets in office, right? No more rules

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:13 PM (gpinW)

392 386 I'm wondering if anyone is considering what comes next-if Trump fails. It seems like the left is fighting all out to beat him as if that is the end game. First came the TEA party. Next was Trump. What comes after is likely to be far uglier. The genie is out of the bottle.
Posted by: Drc at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (llGBY)

___

Another political movement that will be crushed by the powers that be. Then another. And another.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (gpinW)

393 cold morning horde
but not as cold as pelousy's heart

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (BJlbN)

Watergate by Any Other Name: A Blistering Take on Obama's Minions -- Clapper, Brennan, Comey, Lynch, Yates, McCabe, Etc. -- Breaking the Law to Target a Rival Presidential Candidate With an FBI Criminal Investigation That They Pretended Was Not a Criminal

They pretended it wasn't a criminal investigation because the law forbade them from conducting a criminal investigation, given that they had no actual crime to investigate.

So they falsely -- illegally -- framed it as a "counterintelligence" investigation, but this was always a sham; the entire project was to find a crime that they could then launch a criminal investigation over.

The liberal media is portraying this admission that the FBI broke the law as some kind of vindication that their conspiracy theories must be true, because, hey, why would people break so many laws to investigate someone for a crime unless they were rilly rilly sure they'd find a crime eventually?

The Times breathlessly frames its story as the revelation that Trump might have been "secretly working on behalf of Russia." Right on cue, the anti-Trump fraternity went into full-swivet mode. Probably the most comical contribution to this almanack of rhetorical incontinence was written by Max Boot, who offered "18 Reasons Why Trump Could Be a Russian Asset." Reason number one: that Trump, the head of a multi-billion dollar real-estate development company with interests all over the world, had business dealings with Russia. Excellent, Max!

In fact, though, what the Times story revealed was simply that, pace repeated assurances by James Comey, Trump was the target of the investigation from the beginning. As McCarthy notes, "the only thing the story shows is that the FBI, after over a year of investigation, simply went overt about something that had been true from the first. The investigation commenced during the 2016 campaign by the Obama administration--the Justice Department and the FBI--was always about Donald Trump." Moreover,


The FBI and DOJ knew this would be controversial--the incumbent administration spying on the opposition campaign in the absence of corroborated evidence of a crime.


Let's pause to ponder that last bit: "spying on the opposition campaign in the absence of corroborated evidence of a crime." "Controversial? You think? How about nefarious and probably criminal? Richard Nixon is unavailable for comment.

In a way, you have to admire the cunning of the Obama minions. Faced with exposure of their "controversial" tactic, they went to work. "[T]hey designed the investigation," McCarthy explains,


in a way that allowed them to focus on Trump without saying they were doing so. Before Trump was elected, they papered the files to indicate that they were focusing on the Trump campaign or people connected to it, like Page and Papadopoulos. This way, they could try to collect evidence about Trump without formally documenting that Trump was the target.


In other words, we are staring into the bowels of the biggest political scandal in the history of the United States. Americans pride themselves on living in a republic in which the peaceful transfer of power is a hallmark of our political life. But what we have here is an effort by one administration to thwart that process. Remember: there was no crime. There was always only the Steele Dossier, that rancid pile of slander that was paid for by Trump’s political opponents. That was the stated basis for the FISA warrants: uncorroborated rumor instigated and circulated by the Clinton campaign.

In other words, they broke the law, and they deliberately broke the law, and they concealed the truth of what they were doing (pro-tip: righteous men do not have to scheme to "frame" their actions in a light that appears to be legal; they can simply state what they are doing without pretense) and now the left, and David French obviously, are praising them for having been cunning criminals and coupists.

Update: Oh, here's a surprise. The FBI continues refusing to release coupist James A Baker's Congressional testimony while, get this, leaking helpful-sounding parts of it to their media friends who they know will give it the right spin.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:47 PM




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1 This leaves Watergate in the dust. And the media isn't interested.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (MkcN1)

2 I'd like to live long enough to see one of them share a cell with the orc in the previous post

guess i'll be living forever!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (RKQ/v)

3 We are the government, it's not illegal when we do it.

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (P1f+c)

4 I will not deign to post "First!"

Because I likely am not first. And I read the content! Evil Democrats, and FBI, BIRM.

Posted by: Vance at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (zzW7w)

5 But Nixon was the worst ever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (r/WuD)

6 SOON

Posted by: cornelius sulla at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (ykYG2)

7 I'm off to buy more rope.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (sTWw3)

8 Ace, I appreciate the content, but are you *literally* trying to drive some of us crazy with all the willowing? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (miE9U)

9 Scary that the media is supporting this coup. All involved need to be strung up...and not by their thumbs.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (xm5UF)

10 What diaperance, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Lady and The Bollard at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (Y7cpQ)

11 This leaves Watergate in the dust. And the media isn't interested."

Sure they are.

They're very interested in you not hearing any more of it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (6qErC)

12 You don't never go Full Swivet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (dcu2m)

13 I saw Cunning Coupists open for The Decemberists at a Smash The Fash! rally

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (RKQ/v)

14 By. The. Book.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (h5OMN)

15 Probably the most comical contribution to this almanack of rhetorical incontinence was written by Max Boot


*shocked face*

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:54 PM (786Ro)

16 In before the drooling troll-drite!

(I hope.)

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 06:54 PM (tVQUs)

17
We're at the point in our nation's history when "law" and "justice" have been redefined to mean the very opposite.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 06:54 PM (Rca+r)

18 What do you do when the organizations that need to be investigated are the same as those needing investigation?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:54 PM (PJmyj)

19 Bring 'em before the tribunal!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at January 16, 2019 06:54 PM (QLvwG)

20 Firing squad. Literal one. Now.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (BJlbN)

21 Meant those who would be needed to do the investigation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PJmyj)

22 Yeah that headline should be about 2 years old. News about dem corruption moves slow. Sometimes not at all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (r+sAi)

23 And the republicans will do...what exactly?
Nothing. They will do nothing like always. Because the GOP despises Trump and the people who voted for him as much if not more than the democrats do.

Posted by: Mitchell at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (BvNzB)

24

Eat shit and die, Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Rca+r)

25 My guess is the guy that come round you up for your traitroship will have FBM badges. Federal Bureau of Matters!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

26 Watergate had nothing on these guys.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (8zL5p)

27 Not a smidgen!


That one always cracks me up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (QLvwG)

28 And libs did Watergate multiple times before the actual Watergate, which is why I believe they claimed it "wasn't the crime but the cover up". This is what they do. And worse.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (uEbPt)

29 Would love to see O'bumbles and the boozed up Cankle-riffic hausfrau get grilled, shamed and imprisoned for this. Were it up to me, they'd be swinging from a rope now.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (NBBVt)

30 Jail.

It's the place where people go when they break the law.

Wall.

It's the place where people are put against and shot when jails are not used and or ignored.

I like walls.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

31 We'll all be ok once Huber gets here.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (h5OMN)

32 7 I'm off to buy more rope.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (sTWw3)

I am buying hard currency, lead!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

33 Hairyback Guy, so you're saying Trump's wall can be dual-purpose in order to save taxpayer money???...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (miE9U)

34 Tampering with the outcome of an election AFTER the election.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (dcu2m)

35 35

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (/Z/Su)

36
And the charaded coup continues today.


We have "senators" at a confirmation hearing still pretending there's something to this Russian collusion bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (Rca+r)

37 This would make a great SOTU sidebar for President Trump to read.

Posted by: lyn5 at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (TUzkL)

38 How many FBI peeps are furloughed?....all of 'em should be.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (cxHbL)

39 I have a fantasy. Bob Barr is sitting in the privacy of his den, listening to Bach, sipping a single malt, while thoughtfully tying nooses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (/dN1M)

40 In regard to the troll from the previous thread. I have faith, hope, love and reason to live. No reason to worry about bullet eating on my part.

Not so sure about it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (MkcN1)

41 Damn. Meaty thread. I'm going to have to come back after dinner and wallow around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

42 I used to think Ace was right about the reason for the attacks on Trump being a class warfare thing but they really want this guy out of there and the reason has to be deeper than 'he's not one of us'.

Maybe they have committed some crime that would end up with hundreds of people buried under the jail. It has to be more than what's apparent on the surface.

Would you kill your own career just because your favorite candidate lost?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (PJmyj)

43 Every time I start to hope the truth will come out, I get disappointed. So I try not to hope, but I can't help it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (hjaPQ)

44 Oh, and I heard Hannity on the car radio today say he has "big news" about the FICA warrants tonight.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

45 Gotham deserves a better class of criminals.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (v5wjt)

46 Why, Ah do decleah! Ah nevah heard of such dastardly doings in mah entire life!

Clapper, Brennan, Comey, Lynch, Yates, McCabe, and othahs in an apparent criminal enterprise to subvert the duly elected president of the United States???

If only one-tenth of what you have described here, Mr. O'Spades, is accurate, then Ah must say, someone in a position of authoritah should appoint a special prosecutor to hold these actors accountable!

Posted by: Former Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions III at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (DuAZ5)

47 What is going to happen when nothing happens?
If they get their way what will they do to PDT and family? A bunch of power hungry bastids!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ICWiF)

48 Their names are Legion.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (5fNnO)

49 Would you kill your own career just because your favorite candidate lost?"

No.

It's emotional.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 06:59 PM (6qErC)

50 And no Democrats will go to jail over this. I know, I know, this is a bold prediction--I'm really going out on a limb, here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 06:59 PM (l9m7l)

51
Christ Almighty, and "senators" today are still saying it is a 'fact' Russia "interfered" in the 2016 election. Because the cia and fbi said so.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 06:59 PM (Rca+r)

52 23 And the republicans will do...what exactly?
Nothing. They will do nothing like always. Because the GOP despises Trump and the people who voted for him as much if not more than the democrats do.
Posted by: Mitchell at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (BvNzB)


Yep, it's Trump and us vs. the entire New World Order.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

53 In before the psychotic troll, who is bound to be along soon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 06:59 PM (ffYR/)

54 Shut the place down.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (CeJUf)

55 I prefer the term PUTSCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Herr Muller at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (kSq2k)

56 On "our side" pearls will be clutched and hands will be wrung.



And nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

57 44 Oh, and I heard Hannity on the car radio today say he has "big news" about the FICA warrants tonight.


Damn... No more Tic Tock Hannity

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (O2RFr)

58 So are we shooting yet?

Let me know when the flag goes up.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (vcatx)

59 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

We must all watch the watchmen! They will sell you daughter hymens and you wives lives in a heartbeat. They need more criminals here on our soil because they votes Dem dead or alive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

60 Keep an eye on Judicial Watch, They are about to expose everything you ever hoped for.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (1G0gF)

61 Eat shit and die, Jeff Sessions.


*nods sadly*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

62 refusing to release coupist James A Baker's Congressional testimony

Baker is supposedly under criminal investigation so they cannot release anything.

/

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (1g7ch)

63 >>Would you kill your own career just because your favorite candidate lost?

This conspiracy has been going on a lot longer than after Hillary lost. And it's a hell of a lot bigger than most people seem to think.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

64 At this point what are Trumps options? I don't think he will bring them to justice. It seems Barr is a F'n swamp creature of the first order..

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (ICWiF)

65 "What is going to happen when nothing happens? "


That's when we find out how good, and how loyal, the Secret Service really is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (5fNnO)

66
In before the psychotic troll, who is bound to be along soon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 06:59 PM (ffYR/)


Hordlings, help out a good moron in need. And the troll can go to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

67 62 refusing to release coupist James A Baker's Congressional testimony

Baker is supposedly under criminal investigation so they cannot release anything.


But they sure can leak parts they find "helpful."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

68 Trump will cut off the supply of slave workers/voters.


Trump will move against the funding mechanisms of the Left.

Trump will end the scam that lets the 'sanctuary' states steal electoral and Congressional power.

Trump will upset the international cartels that the people in power profit by.

Trump has to go. Corruption demands it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (dcu2m)

69 Yes. The Russians bought 10 grand worth of ads on Facebook.

Yet no one has a problem with Obama sending millions to screw with Israel's election OR Hillary getting an ex intelligence officer to make up shit to try and win her election.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (PJmyj)

70 I'd like to have hope that these people will face justice, but I'm a jaded, cynical *motherfucker.

*Technically, I'm a step-motherfucker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (gC2IV)

71 Everyone involved in this needs to be arrested, tried and publically and very painfully executed.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (BfOXk)

72 In before the psychotic troll, who is bound to be along soon.


It pisses me off that they use up all the VPN addresses. Sometimes I have to connect three or four times to be able to comment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

73 It has to be more than what's apparent on the surface.
-----------

If that fvcking bastard wins, we'll all hang from nooses.

Posted by: Hillary at January 16, 2019 07:02 PM (U7Mh9)

74 eep an eye on Judicial Watch, They are about to expose everything you ever hoped for.
Posted by: Ben Had

But, who will listen

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2019 07:02 PM (sFO1P)

75 Nothing will come of all of this, I'll be shocked if anyone ever sees jail time because of this shit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

76 Orange Man Bad

or

Thousands of Democrats in Jail

Pick One

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 16, 2019 07:02 PM (PvCxa)

77 Hairyback Guy, so you're saying Trump's wall can be dual-purpose in order to save taxpayer money???...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (miE9U)

Hahaha....yup. More bang for the buck so to speak.

Years from now your grandchildren's grand children can visit the wall and see the bullet holes for themselves. And be proud.

Like the Alamo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

78 I'll pledge a dollar to the GFM for every post from that troll, so not only will he be pathetic and impotent, but he'll be improving CM's life with every post.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (v5wjt)

79 Sorry forgot they would sell your sons to butt fukn morons too!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

80 Would you kill your own career just because your favorite candidate lost?
---
That indicates the depth of the corruption, though, doesn't it? The perps likely believed they were making, not breaking their careers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (hjaPQ)

81 And the republicans will do...what exactly?
Posted by: Mitchell at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM

Denounce Rep. Steve King again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (zmIJL)

82 78 I'll pledge a dollar to the GFM for every post from that troll, so not only will he be pathetic and impotent, but he'll be improving CM's life with every post.

I missed a Troll?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (O2RFr)

83 Hey don't worry Q says it is all in The Plan

Posted by: John Reynolds of Reynolds Aluminum. at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ICWiF)

84 First thing Barr needs to do after sworn-in as Attorney General is fire the chief of the FBI (cannot recall his name at this micro-second).

Second is recommend a new FBI chief to PDT, someone who has never worked with or for those straight-shooters Mueller and Comey, and who will promise to re-tool the FBI.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (AMIL/)

85 I see last Friday's NYT Article as a trial balloon for this:

(1) Mueller found nothing criminal about Trump and Russia (there is and never has been a crime by the name of "Collusion").

(2) So, Mueller is going to issue his report that will say, yada yada yada, Trump did not engage in treason or work with or on behalf of Russia to influence the 2016 election.

(3) But, the ALLEGATIONS that he did were SO serious, Obama's administration just had to conduct electronic and human surveillance of the Trump campaign.

(4) So, nothing to see here, and the system worked! It was totally ok that the US government under Obama spied on the Trump campaign.

That's what the NYT article is really saying here. Put another way, the real story is and always has been that Obama used the vast resources of the FBI and CIA to spy on the Trump campaign during the election. The question has been whether that spying was justified.

Dems have always answered "Yes," because Trump treasonously conspired with Russia to effect the election.

Now, we are going to learn that "No," Trump didn't do any of that. So Obama's justification is complete crap, the surveillance was illegal, and this is the biggest scandal in US political history.

But no, no, no the Dems will howl. Even though there is absolutely no truth to any of it, the spying was STILL justified, because the allegations if true, were so serious. THIS is the best they have after Mueller finishes his anal exam of everything Trump and despite all expectations to the contrary, comes up with absolutely NOTHING that will retroactively justify the actions taken by the Obama administration.


BTW - I only partially blame Obama. The prime mover behind all of this wasn't a "rogue" DOJ, CIA and FBI. This entire charade was a Hillary Clinton op to gain real-time surveillance of the Trump campaign, and the Dossier and everything else was supposed to get buried when she won.

But she didn't, and Trump and the world was going to find out about it, so they delayed the inevitable as long as they could via the Mueller investigation, hoping in vane to find SOMETHING to justify it all, but they rolled snake eyes. Now the NYT is taking the lead on putting lipstick on the pig.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (db5dt)

86 Hey don't worry Q says it is all in The Plan


Yeah 3-D chess

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (O2RFr)

87 >>But they sure can leak parts they find "helpful."


You should read the part of Baker's testimony being leaked by Epoch Times. It's not helpful to him or the FBI at all.

And Baker has been under criminal investigation for leaking since July of 2017. If you are waiting for the msm to talk about this stuff you will be waiting forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

88

Did the Russians call Trump on the phone and give him the magic word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (aKsyK)

89 all roads lead to obama.

he is never mentioned in all of this.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (Pg+x7)

90 Nothing will come of all of this, I'll be shocked if anyone ever sees a mild rebuke"

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (6qErC)

91 Ain't no one gonna do shit.

Posted by: Agent #1 at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (786Ro)

92 I missed a Troll?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (O2RFr

A particularly nasty one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (PJmyj)

93 Keep an eye on Judicial Watch, They are about to expose everything you ever hoped for.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM

Ooooh, more studs on Registered Sex Offender Dude's person?

Posted by: Gal Who Likes Heavy Metal at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (zmIJL)

94 69 Yes. The Russians bought 10 grand worth of ads on Facebook.

after the election! You get that. about 75% of all faceblock connection happened after elcection!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

95 Donna: A vile new one is obsessed with CM. I'm more than glad to make sure his negativity will backfire on him.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (v5wjt)

96
FIRST!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (9X624)

97 92 I missed a Troll?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (O2RFr

A particularly nasty one.

A new one?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

98 At this point what are Trumps options? I don't think he will bring them to justice. It seems Barr is a F'n swamp creature of the first order..
Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (ICWiF)
******************
Not sure about Barr. Fear you might be right.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (hECVl)

99 The fraud of a counterintelligence investigation of the POTUS was obvious from the get-go since the results of a counterintelligence investigation are for the benefit of one ultimate consumer: the POTUS himself.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 07:06 PM (wc3R3)

100 Ain't no one gonna do shit.
Posted by: Agent #1 at January 16, 2019 07:04 PM (786Ro)

---------------

Nope, they won't. Comey's presser in 7/16 made it official. We are now a Nation of men and not laws.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (ffYR/)

101 The purpose of the HOLY MUELLER withchunt is to undo the 2016 election because it was HER TURN!!!

Posted by: Constantine XI at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (yiAMj)

102 It's Trump hatred that spawned this ugly illegal behavior - Cruz or Rubio would never have faced this had they been the nominee....

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (32YRo)

103 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (v5wjt)

That's really nice of you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (AllCR)

104 A new one?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:05 PM (O2RFr

Assume so but I can't keep count. If I could reach through my phone, I'd beat the troll out of that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PJmyj)

105 My question would be to the FBI and the Media sycophants, if they didn't do anything wrong, why were strozk, page, comey a few others fired ?

If they were wrongly fired why aren't their lawsuits from them?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (zy5Ai)

106

Nothing to see here, move along...

Posted by: FBI at January 16, 2019 07:07 PM (n2qRY)

107 I like fishing for pike. Russians like fishing for pike.

Holy crap I'm a colluder. First job I've had in a while.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (FhXTo)

108 What does Liddy think about all of this?

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (sFO1P)

109 there*

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (zy5Ai)

110 I have no faith that the new AG will do shit. There appears to be only one path open to us now. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (XXS9j)

111 "This conspiracy has been going on a lot longer than after Hillary lost. And it's a hell of a lot bigger than most people seem to think.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf) "


yup.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (5fNnO)

112 Jack Bogle died.

Posted by: Ha at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (MAstk)

113 Assume so but I can't keep count. If I could reach through my phone, I'd beat the troll out of that one.

Yikes, sorry about the nastiness against one of our 'Morons."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM (O2RFr)

114 Eff these people. War.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 07:09 PM (fkfbL)

115 Here's my hope as to what's going on behind the scenes. Just a few weeks ago everyone and their brother was going on and on about what a saint GHWB was. Then DJT nominates a guy who was his AG. When Barr goes after these shitbirds, the resistance says what?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2019 07:09 PM (gC2IV)

116 I have been wondering if any of this Deep State law breaking will ever be uncovered to the general public. We see blog reports on this but those not paying attention never hear of it.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 07:09 PM (/rm4P)

117 *The walls are closing in on Trump. It is the beginning of the end for Trump.*


No, it sounds like it is the other way around. They are spinning, as furiously as they can to make the victim the perpetrator. I don't think it is going to work like it used to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

118 Jack Bogle put the down payment on my first house.

Kind of, sort of.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (PvCxa)

119 (2) So, Mueller is going to issue his report that will say, yada yada yada, Trump did not engage in treason or work with or on behalf of Russia to influence the 2016 election.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 16, 2019 07:03 PM (db5dt)


I believe Mueller's report will not say Trump did not engage in treason and collusion...I think it will say they found no conclusive evidence one way or the other.

That's a big difference. And the Progs will use a non-exoneration as if it's a judgement of guilt against Trump, forever.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

120 Here's my hope as to what's going on behind the scenes. Just a few weeks
ago everyone and their brother was going on and on about what a saint
GHWB was. Then DJT nominates a guy who was his AG. When Barr goes after
these shitbirds, the resistance says what?


They aren't bothered by consistency.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (dcu2m)

121 Page's transcripts have leaked, so where is the name of the spy that Papadopoulous named?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1G0gF)

122 ...

fbi
cia
irs
epa
hud
nasa
pentagon
education

every dept of government fundamentally transformed by obama's malignant politicalization.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (Pg+x7)

123 It truly is an attempted coup d'etat. I don't think that is an overstatement.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (uTY3H)

124 Breaking News: El Chapo Trial - Former Mexican President Peña Nieto Took $100 Million Bribe, Witness Says

What? Why aren't I $50 million ahead of this clown in bribes you might ask!

Wut, Bill? We are?

Never mind.

Posted by: Hillary *hic* Clinton at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (DuAZ5)

125 Keep an eye on Judicial Watch,

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2019 07:00 PM (1G0gF)

We just donated to them again, last month. So much we know is because of them. They use the laws and never give up.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (t0Z53)

126 anyway part of the public has known this for over a year, which is why we are tired of waiting for something other than Mueller raiding attys offices, or people associated with Trump.

are they raiding Comeys address, strozk's, pages attys?? what about Raiding Hillary's attys?

I mean we've known they spied , wired, set up, and then tried to claim they did this After they 'found' info they thought they could use, that They themselves helped fabricate.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (zy5Ai)

127 117 *The walls are closing in on Trump. It is the beginning of the end for Trump.*


No, it sounds like it is the other way around. They are spinning, as furiously as they can to make the victim the perpetrator. I don't think it is going to work like it used to.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

128 Is Trump that stupid to listen to reccommendations or take advice from his liberal daughter and son in law Javanka?? Sometimes I wonder how he picks his nominees.. I do know that 43 recommended Barr as well as others..

Posted by: John Reynolds of Reynolds Aluminum. at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (ICWiF)

129 Wow, I am now getting emails from psycho troll. Keep it up, big boy. Those are actionable by LE.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (ffYR/)

130 44 Oh, and I heard Hannity on the car radio today say he has "big news" about the FICA warrants tonight.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)


MUH RANK 'N FILE FEDS!! #NotAllFBI

Posted by: Shrill Hannity at January 16, 2019 07:11 PM (DTX3h)

131 "That was one extreme. The other extreme is that the president is completely innocent, and we discussed that too," Baker said in the secret transcripts, according to CNN


I still can't get over the fact that they considered Trump's innocence to be an "extreme" position.

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 07:12 PM (786Ro)

132 Damn, Calm Mentor, that is sick!

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 07:12 PM (uTY3H)

133 I am confuse.

Americans getting blown up in Syria proves that we should keep Americans in Syria to get blown up?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (fuK7c)

134 BTW - I only partially blame Obama. The prime mover behind all of this wasn't a "rogue" DOJ, CIA and FBI. This entire charade was a Hillary Clinton op to gain real-time surveillance of the Trump campaign, and the Dossier and everything else was supposed to get buried when she won.

But she didn't, and Trump and the world was going to find out about it, so they delayed the inevitable as long as they could via the Mueller investigation, hoping in vane to find SOMETHING to justify it all, but they rolled snake eyes. Now the NYT is taking the lead on putting lipstick on the pig.
Posted by: RichardWindsor


The only thing about your excellent summary is that I DO blame Obama, and he was President and responsible for the vast, VAST malfeasance and criminality of the FBI, the State Dept (that hid their complicity in sending classified information to Hillary's private server), the CIA and the rest of the intelligence apparatchniks. Obama knew of and APPROVED Hilary's illegal private server.

We have a rotten government, that is hell-bent on RULING us a "less than citizens" of this country, and there are a lot of people rooting them on.
They can wait out Trump, and there is not another "Trump" coming along; certainly not Mike Pence.

Trump was a one-off. The bureaucratic tyranny will resume, after station identification.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (S6Pax)

135 Mueller will hand over a nothing burger report, filled with legalese and innuendo. Then, he and his crew will collect for billable hours and go out for drinks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (xzqr4)

136 Wow, I am now getting emails from psycho troll.


He craves your man meat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

137 Calm Mentor, save them all and show them to law enforcement. Hopefully they can guide you from there.

Also, I just saw your GFM. Sorry I haven't contributed. I can probably throw in something but not very much, sorry it's not more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (miE9U)

138
The walls are closing in on Trump.

No, it sounds like it is the other way around


Trump is closing in on the wall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (aKsyK)

139 Just a gentle reminder-If you're a praying person and not doing it, regularly please consider praying specifically and earnestly for the safety of Trump, Pence and their families and the bringing down of the deep state and Mueller's investigation as well as justice for the perps..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (AllCR)

140 Americans getting blown up in Syria proves that we should keep Americans in Syria to get blown up?



Ssh. They're rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

141 139 Just a gentle reminder-If you're a praying person and not doing it, regularly please consider praying specifically and earnestly for the safety of Trump, Pence and their families and the bringing down of the deep state and Mueller's investigation as well as justice for the perps..

Corny as it sounds I do every night

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (O2RFr)

142 Rejoice, O ye nations,
with his people: for he will avenge the blood of his servants, and will
render vengeance to his adversaries, and will be merciful unto his land,
and to his people.

Posted by: Lord Comey at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (wxZSX)

143


But what about gay people of color?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (z8c2c)

144 Calm save what you have and block em. why should you tolerate that?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (zy5Ai)

145 Calm Mentor, save them all and show them to law enforcement. Hopefully they can guide you from there.

Also, I just saw your GFM. Sorry I haven't contributed. I can probably throw in something but not very much, sorry it's not more.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 07:13 PM (miE9U)

-------------

Thank you Steve.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (ffYR/)

146 The walls are closing in on Trump. It is the beginning of the end for Trump.*

Said so much that he'd have been trash compacted by now if they really had moved in

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 07:15 PM (32YRo)

147 This is magnitudes worse than Watergate, to put it mildly. This is a Republic-ender and this nuclear-armed strip mall/Zombie Nation isn't our country or even a legitimate nation. The coup happened long, long ago. It's not an insurrection at this point. The overthrow is a fait accompli and absolutely no one is under any obligation to lift a finger to assist or finance this junta, although it will use violence and criminality to bring to heel anyone who dares not.


I always thought it would take an economic collapse to bring about mass civil strife but that was wrong. To paraphrase someone (likely a liar but it's still a good line), "they were at war with us but we weren't with them." What it would take to restore some semblance of a republic--mass arrests and military tribunals, for starters--simply won't happen and possibly could not happen.

It's not going to get bad. It already is bad and only will get worse, and anyone who doesn't realize they live in an outright tyranny either is nostalgic, stupid or delusional. It was a nice ride but it's over. The cucks realized this long ago and this explains their supine behavior.

Fucking awful.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2019 07:15 PM (iw59Q)

148 Everything thing the MSM says is wrong.

Projection 101: All of the crime are Clinton crimes.

Black people: Ignore your are
working.

White people: Ignore your are better off.

Brown people: Ignore you are freer here than any other country.

More socialism please!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2019 07:15 PM (JFO2v)

149 This entire charade was a Hillary Clinton op to gain real-time surveillance of the Trump campaign,

Because watching him fly to Wisconsin was just too difficult.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2019 07:15 PM (FhXTo)

150 85 I see last Friday's NYT Article as a trial balloon for this: ....
=========

On my point that the Dossier was never supposed to see the light of day, nor any of the FISA warrants or other surveillance tactics used, remember the critical data point that Buzzfeed first published the Dossier on January 10, 2017, four days after Comey briefed Trump about the investigation at Trump Tower on "Russian Interference." Trump will be sworn into office 10 laters, on January 20, and will then be able to learn EVERYTHING that happened.

Think from FBI point of view. Trump is days away from learning about the scandal that was never to see the light of day. They're completely f--ked. Unless..... Unless they can delay him finding out about it... or even better, what if there is SOME kernel of truth about something in that Dossier? What we need is a special counsel investigation. Once that is in place, all of this can stay behind the "paywall" of confidentiality and "ongoing investigation" and hey! Maybe we'll even be able to establish something that's actually true that will retroactively prove that everything we did was right!

Abhorent. Criminal. People need to go to jail.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (db5dt)

151 Sounds like the story of two cops at the house.

One stands on the front porch, and the other runs around to the back porch.

Front porch cop pounds on the door.

Back porch cop yells, "Come in!"

Posted by: Parker at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (MFwf8)

152 Once again, this is NOT a scandal at all, much less the biggest ever. For something to be a scandal, it must be widely broadcast and denounced. What Rep. King (supposedly) said is a scandal. Roseanne Barr's joke about Jarrett was a scandal.

This is a terrible crime, yes, but not a scandal.
Because our ruling class is fine with it.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (Rxduq)

153 donna, I have started praying for Trumps family, and the country to find common sense. I never thought I would do that. Talk about a turn around from what I thought the country was into a malice driven country .

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (zy5Ai)

154 What's completely despicable in this whole thing is the Cuck Cruisers.

They willingly sided with those who tried to overthrow a duly elected President.

Of them all, I think I despise Boot more than any of them. Kristol is noxious but Boot is a special case all by himself.

*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (qC1Sy)

155 Wow, I am now getting emails from psycho troll. Keep it up, big boy. Those are actionable by LE.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at J



you should share the email and let the horde handle things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

156 I'm reading PDT is hiring 17 lawyers in anticipation of the Dem legal shitstorm a comin!

Posted by: John Reynolds of Reynolds Aluminum. at January 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ICWiF)

157 Wow, I am now getting emails from psycho troll. Keep it up, big boy. Those are actionable by LE.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

Wow - not something that you should have to put up with. These people are sick, man.

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 07:17 PM (32YRo)

158 This Mueller guy is A-OK, and what I really want to do is put the screws to all those hippies smoking refer.

Posted by: Bill Barr at January 16, 2019 07:18 PM (9gHOW)

159 Recuse, excuse, recluse -- The story of AG Sessions. Enjoy your retirement.

And Nicole Wallace glories in Sarah Sanders and family unable to eat a meal out, for the first time in history a Press Secretary requires SS protection, and the Lawfare that every. single. member. of the Trump administration undergoes, such that they all need lawyers to function.

Fuck you, bitch. You're a reporter like I abjure profanity. Here you have the Story Of The Century to report on, to investigate, and you figuratively file your nails.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 07:18 PM (Z4rgH)

160 I really do not understand why there aren't a half dozen Special Counsels going after Democrats right now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

161 Wow, I am now getting emails from psycho troll. Keep it up, big boy. Those are actionable by LE.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at J

you should share the email and let the horde handle things.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

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Good idea, but I worry that I would be stomping on my own crank in a legal sense for doing that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ffYR/)

162 Grump, it indicates how corrupt they all are. I hope i'm wrong!

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:19 PM (zy5Ai)

163 CM sent a little your way

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

164 It's not going to get bad. It already is bad and only will get worse, and anyone who doesn't realize they live in an outright tyranny either is nostalgic, stupid or delusional. It was a nice ride but it's over. The cucks realized this long ago and this explains their supine behavior.

Fucking awful.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


Yes. All of this.

It's hard to say where exactly it began, but there have been a lot of opportunities to turn it around, and most of the time the politicians punted, so that the Big Ride would continue.

So yes, here we are. I don't see how we walk any of this back and fix it, short of a real 2nd Revolution, and who really knows how that would come out?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 16, 2019 07:20 PM (S6Pax)

165 This is what I'm talking about. If this scandal isn't bigger its because people aren't paying attention to facts when they come out and then insist nothing happening.

Read this. Look at the date. July 27, 2017.

https://tinyurl.com/y844bxw6

And yet people see a news report today that Baker is under criminal investigation and think it just happened. It started a year and a half ago.

This kind of news happens everyday but it isn't happening in the msm. You can find it if you look.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

166 CM sent a little your way
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

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Thank you Donna. I appreciate it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ffYR/)

167
First thing Barr needs to do after sworn-in as Attorney General is fire the chief of the FBI (cannot recall his name at this micro-second).


Christopher Wray

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (TAmPV)

168 Thank you Donna. I appreciate it.

You're welcome

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (O2RFr)

169
But how to explain all this to the know-nothings who don't care? And how to counter the overwhelming media spin from media who just want to oust Trump, truth be damned?

Does truth matter anymore?

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (rXie1)

170 CM I would send some but we are an the edge here. I will send troll b gone.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (0OmEj)

171
We have a rotten government, that is hell-bent on RULING us a "less
than citizens" of this country, and there are a lot of people rooting
them on.

They can wait out Trump, and there is not another "Trump" coming along; certainly not Mike Pence.



Trump was a one-off. The bureaucratic tyranny will resume, after station identification.

---

So, so cynical.

I concur.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (OXL6p)

172 I have my local library holding the book as Windswept House. From the reviews, the author was a freaking prophet.

Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2019 07:21 PM (852dv)

173 Jack Bogle died.
Posted by: Ha at January 16, 2019 07:08 PM
~~~~~

A good man. Probably responsible for hundreds of thousands of Americans being able to retire comfortably.

I'm still with Vanguard. I find their fees to be very reasonable.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 07:22 PM (NtglE)

174 Jack, when Brennan , Clapper, DNC have to talk to the law, i'll think Maybe something will come out of this.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:22 PM (zy5Ai)

175 Rush a week or so ago thought Mueller's report will in a roundabout waysay there wasn't collusion but will tie as much as he can to say there might have been just not provable.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 07:22 PM (/rm4P)

176 The thing I hate the most about the comparisons to Watergate is that it assumes that watergate was so bad in the first place.

Watergate was Nixon trying to stop leaks from the deep state to the dems. Watergate was nothing that the previous adminstrations had not done, and was not considered SOP in DC.

Watergate was revealed by a disgruntled FBI ass who was bitter that Nixon was trying to clean up their bullshit -- the exact kind of bullshit we are seeing today.

The real watergate scandal is that the post and the nyt did not disclose that feldt was a disgruntled fbi ass who was bitter about Nixon cleaning up their little racket. Had that been publicly known, Nixon would have gotten a fucking third term.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2019 07:23 PM (LWu6U)

177 Now we know that every week Trump does something that causes a flurry of outrage in media/Dem circles, and it all blows over in a few days to make way for the new outrage.

If Sessions had nipped this in the bud at the very beginning, wouldn't it be an unpleasant memory by now, instead of this ongoing albatross? That's my feeling.

If there is an upside to this incident, it's to shine a light on who the deep staters are and how many by enticing them to reveal themselves. If the Augean stables of federal agencies are ever cleaned out, this might be useful information.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 07:23 PM (/qEW2)

178 First thing Barr needs to do after sworn-in as Attorney General is fire
the chief of the FBI (cannot recall his name at this micro-second).


Whatever, hippie.

Posted by: Bill Barr at January 16, 2019 07:24 PM (9gHOW)

179 We are "staring into the bowels" of the biggest scandal in US history according to Mr. McCarthy.
Indeed, the Dems have positioned their bowels to our faces for quite some time.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2019 07:24 PM (koNhm)

180 And the Progs will use a non-exoneration as if it's a judgement of guilt against Trump, forever.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

And if Mueller came back and said "Trump is exonerated, the real criminals are" and lists everyone from Hillary on down the Left will say that Putin and Trump are blackmailing Mueller. No matter how much proof you have it will not satisfy a fanatic, and the Left are in a religious fervor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 07:24 PM (0QYMt)

181 "hey, why would people break so many laws to investigate someone for a crime unless they were rilly rilly sure they'd find a crime eventually?"

The recent uptick in Muh Russia!-stories is an attempt to provide political and legal cover for the criminals involved now that Mueller is sputtering and Barr is coming in. There might--might--be some accountability at last, and they are trying to provide a plausible rationale for their coup attempt.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2019 07:24 PM (Ndje9)

182 I believe Mueller's report will not say Trump did not engage in treason and collusion...I think it will say they found no conclusive evidence one way or the other.
=======

Agree with this. They will say this, and that Trump didn't file a building permit in 1981 and once tore the warning label off one of his mattresses. But the conclusion will nonetheless be that they couldn't prove anything criminal.

The next logical question, then, is was the government justified to conduct this investigation at all in 2016? Dems will say "yes" - because of "credible" evidence that was so serious it justified spying on Trump and sharing that information with a yet-to-named third party (want to bet that third party was associated with Hillary Clinton and that all of the information the government collected was shared more or less in real time with the Hillary campaign?)

But this is the crucial question. Was it justified, even if proved wrong in the end? And, we circle back to the Christopher Steele Dossier, produced and paid for by Hillary Clinton and the DNC. It's laughable, as it always has been.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 16, 2019 07:24 PM (db5dt)

183 this is much more terrifying than Watergate. We half the country and all the media assisting in a coup.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:25 PM (zy5Ai)

184 And here's a complete listing of everything that will happen because of these revelations!




Now, here's a list of what folks who comment at the Blog with that Meaningless Mencken Quote as its banner will do about it......



Any questions?

Posted by: The boopkus man at January 16, 2019 07:25 PM (Bqoi/)

185 I am really impressed by all the mass resignations going on at the FBI and DOJ in shame and disgust at this criminal activity.

Stand up guys and gals all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 07:25 PM (Z+IKu)

186 Have Democrats asked Barr if Mueller orders a Domino pizza that he won't fire him? Because normally that might be a fire offence.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 07:25 PM (/rm4P)

187 No, it sounds like it is the other way around. They are spinning, as furiously as they can to make the victim the perpetrator. I don't think it is going to work like it used to.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (0QYMt)


Isn't that the way it always is in a frame job?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 07:25 PM (1g7ch)

188 165:

"This kind of news happens everyday but it isn't happening in the msm. You can find it if you look."


The most insidious aspect of the propaganda organs and Big Tech, BIRM, is their proactive efforts to squelch being able to find the information. Even obscure sources are being cut off.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2019 07:26 PM (iw59Q)

189 CM I sent you a little this morning. Not as much as I wanted because hubs is furloughed plus not getting his military retirement, but I hope it helps!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 07:27 PM (QBy2Q)

190 Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

That's just it. Multiple people have been under investigation for almost two years. I'm tired of hearing that it's taking so long because they want to make sure to cross every t and dot every i . People who should be in jail were just given early retirement with their pension intact. The one person who they had no choice but to charge, James Wolfe , should have gotten years behind bars only got a slap on the wrist of 2 months for sleeping with a reporter and providing her confidential information. Actually he was only sentenced for lying to the FBI.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 16, 2019 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

191 so we Know Trump knows everything, why would he change his mind about releasing the documents? yes I know for Australia , Uk intelligence ops , but why is That in this countrys favor to let this keep festering?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:28 PM (zy5Ai)

192 What are we a bunch of stunods? Dems only have what 7 or 8 buzz words they use to politicize shit through the years. when they trot out Hitler or Watergate I think to myself. what a waste of student loan money

Hitler
Watergate
Economically disadvantaged
Racist
Sexist
Climate Change

Yeah right screw em!

Posted by: John Reynolds of Reynolds Aluminum. at January 16, 2019 07:28 PM (ICWiF)

193 But what about gay people of color?

Wasn't aware they had a problem co-ordinating colour

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

194 Must.

Have.

More.

Pancakes!

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at January 16, 2019 07:29 PM (h5OMN)

195 And the Times story was classic plausible (minimal) coverage.

When the "Paper of Record" is called out in future failing to report basic facts of an unprecedented, direct attack our political system by a party refusing to relinquish power in an election (including POTUS and heads of multiple intelligence and LE services) they will cherry pick various facts pointed out in their article (between the headline "Trump May Be Russian Stooge!" and the various implications that Bad Orange Man is a Russian spy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2019 07:29 PM (koNhm)

196 From what I hear, the FBI building in Washington is falling apart. Anyone have any ideas on how to "give it a push?" Maybe about 10 am on a Wednesday? When almost everyone is at their desks?

Posted by: JB1000 at January 16, 2019 07:29 PM (aZ9CV)

197 Whoa, David Harding is a mensch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

198
Bill, I'm feeling weak. Ready the transfusion apparatus. And fetch me an 18 year old virgin. Strike that. Huma, fetch me an 18 year old virgin. Leave Carlos Danger at home.

Posted by: Hillary at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM (rXie1)

199 JB, no, pretty sure that's illegal, but I would laugh if the sprinklers went on 'unexpectedly'

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM (zy5Ai)

200
@196


Prbably not a good idea to say that kind of stuff

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM (TAmPV)

201 CM I sent you a little this morning. Not as much as I wanted because hubs is furloughed plus not getting his military retirement, but I hope it helps!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 07:27 PM (QBy2Q)

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Thank you very much Jordan. I appreciate it and hope things smooth out for you soon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM (ffYR/)

202 Corny as it sounds I do every night
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2019 07:14 PM (O2RFr)


Doesn't sound corny at all. I makes me feel better to think-and I do- that millions of people of faith are praying every morning or night about this. There is a saying in the Eastern Orthodox Church: "Lord have mercy!, Lord have mercy!. Lord have mercy!" I say/pray that a lot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM (AllCR)

203 Dag Nab it! off smelly sock!

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

204 If that son of a bitch wins, we all hang from nooses.

-HRC

Very strange thing for a presidential candidate to say, no?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2019 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

205 I know many of you are only 29 and may not remember Watergate. The "smoking gun" that forced Nixon to resign was a tape recording in which Nixon discussed telling the FBI that the Watergate burglary concerned a CIA operation and so therefore the FBI, which generally had jurisdiction on domestic matters, would not have jurisdiction to investigate. Although that idea was not implemented, merely discussing it was enough to force Trick E. Dick to resign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (f9AnO)

206 All those years of FBI propaganda movies for nothing.

As you all surely know, for many decades -- up until fairly recently -- Hollywood has happily cooperated in occasionally releasing pro-FBI propaganda, generally as part of a "mystery" or "thriller" film, with heroic or sexy FBI agents tracking down hoodlums/gangsters/criminals/serial killers/drug dealers/terrorists/bad guys of every sort.

If you read behind-the-scenes books about the history of Hollywood, you learn that many of these films were made at the behest of the FBI, either during Hoover's reign (for the anti-gangster flicks) or after his reign (the drug-dealer/terrorist/serial killer genres).

All to propagandize America to be ultra-in-favor-of -- even in awe of -- the FBI.

70 years of propaganda down the tubes with these revelations, that the FBI is simply a cog in the liberal Deep State tyranny. And probably always has been.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

207 They have not stopped or even slowed down. Look at what is happening with RBG. They have no fear. No one has seen the inside of a jail cell so why would they stop.

Posted by: 45 at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (nzKWW)

208 Prbably not a good idea to say that kind of stuff

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM (TAmPV)


Sheesh, another pot head. I'm on it.

Posted by: Bill Barr at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (9gHOW)

209 There is a saying in the Eastern Orthodox Church: "Lord have mercy!, Lord have mercy!. Lord have mercy!" I say/pray that a lot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (fkfbL)

210 That's just it. Multiple people have been under investigation for almost two years. I'm tired of hearing that it's taking so long because they want to make sure to cross every t and dot every i . People who should be in jail were just given early retirement with their pension intact. The one person who they had no choice but to charge, James Wolfe , should have gotten years behind bars only got a slap on the wrist of 2 months for sleeping with a reporter and providing her confidential information. Actually he was only sentenced for lying to the FBI.
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Hard not to sympathize with this point of view.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (ZuGkg)

211 Fenelon, yep I do the mercy thing also. I even ask for the brain dead clowns neighbors agreeing with the media, tech, intelligence,dnc coup.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zy5Ai)

212 If that son of a bitch wins, we all hang from nooses.

-HRC

Very strange thing for a presidential candidate to say, no?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2019 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

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Trump did talk about her being in jail during one of their debates.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:35 PM (ffYR/)

213 211 Fenelon, yep I do the mercy thing also. I even ask for the brain dead clowns neighbors agreeing with the media, tech, intelligence,dnc coup.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zy5Ai)

There's nothing wrong with occasionally requesting a good old fashioned Old Testament smiting.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

214 Donald Trump made his bed, so to speak, when ten years before he ran for president he had sex with a woman with enormous breasts. Jugs that would have greatly impressed Al Bundy. Knockers that Young Frankenstein would have marveled at.

Contrast those milkers with these of my young female assistant, here. Nicely proportional. Entirely natural. Her breasts practically shout 'high character.'

By his handling of the matter of the large breasts, Donald Trump revealed himself as a man of low character and a fortiori forfeited any standing he might otherwise have had to object to being investigated by the FBI as a threat to national security. The FBI could do no other. Quod erat demonstrandum. Res ipsa loquitur. Corpus juris secundum.

This is indeed the very reason we have a national secret police force, folks.

Posted by: David French at January 16, 2019 07:35 PM (DuAZ5)

215 The real Watergate scandal is that the post and the nyt did not disclose that Felt was a disgruntled FBI ass who was bitter about Nixon cleaning up their little racket. Had that been publicly known, Nixon would have gotten a fucking third term.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

The Watergate break in was masterminded by John Dean, to get the "date book" that had the identity of a high paid Call-girl that eventually became Dean's wife.

The people that did it "thought" that they WERE plugging some leak or something.
Nixon didn't even know about it, and if he hadn't been so paranoid with the Media, should have said so right from the beginning, because Dean was all ready to throw Nixon under the bus to save his own scrawny neck.

If you can ever find a copy of the book, get "Silent Coup" by Len Colodny. It is on Amazon

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 16, 2019 07:35 PM (S6Pax)

216 Lindsey Graham shitting his pants over Syria again.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:36 PM (LL1Be)

217 Now we know that every week Trump does something that causes a flurry of outrage in media/Dem circles

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Sumbitch ordered hamberders!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 07:36 PM (f9AnO)

218 Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (zy5Ai)

But I have to say, despite the seriousness of things "Brain dead clowns" made me laugh. I like to laugh; Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:36 PM (AllCR)

219 My God ... I really wonder, at this point, if certain Jews talked breathlessly over their morning bagels about the latest news regarding The Fuhrer - and how the latest conversation with Goring would bring about justice for Kristallnacht.

OK - that's a lie. I don't wonder at all anymore. There will always be a group of eternal optimists convincing themselves, and anyone else that will listen, that justice will be served, these paper stars are going to get shit-canned, the Warsaw Ghetto is just a temporary inconvenience, and work might just really make us free.

How do I know ? Because I read about people like that once in books. And now I've watched people do the exact same damn thing once in real time.

Fuck this. Really. And to Hell with those that believe it and try to convince others.

*out*

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 16, 2019 07:37 PM (FDgi4)

220 Lindsey Graham shitting his pants over Syria again.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:36 PM


Lack of sphincter muscle tone, and all that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 07:38 PM (fkfbL)

221 There is a saying in the Eastern Orthodox Church: "Lord have mercy!, Lord have mercy!. Lord have mercy!" I say/pray that a lot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:31 PM



*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

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Another one.

I like the prayers of the Chaplet of Divine Mercy that end with *. . . in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world.*


Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 07:38 PM (9rIkM)

222 I would like to thresh this worry I have, if I may.

What do they think will happen in the country if they get away with this?

or even at this point if they are caught and the country realizes the truth?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:39 PM (zy5Ai)

223 Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 07:38 PM (9rIkM)

I say that rather often-the Chaplet of Divine Mercy. I have a picture hanging up in my living room of the vision of Jesus given to Saint Faustina. I read her diary too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:41 PM (AllCR)

224 I am really impressed by all the mass resignations going on at the FBI and DOJ in shame and disgust at this criminal activity.

Stand up guys and gals all.

-
Reminiscent of the resignations from the IRS when they were found to be discriminating against conservatives.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 07:41 PM (f9AnO)

225 merely discussing it was enough to force Trick E. Dick to resign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (f9AnO)

--

I'm amazed that so many (D)s forget that resigning is pretty much off the table now that Clinton unashamedly kept serving.

Sure Trump isn't a rapist, but can anyone honestly look at him and think he's LESS of an alpha male than Bubba, and one that will slink away in shame if the House does whatever?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 16, 2019 07:41 PM (LX21o)

226 I vote for Insomniacs OT smiting.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (myjNJ)

227 Rep. Liz Cheney (Wyo.), the third-ranking House Republican, called Tuesday for King to "find another line of work



Why. We ALWAYS. Lose.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (LL1Be)

228 madam, we better have a fkton of unblemished lambs about then.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (zy5Ai)

229 Also, I just saw your GFM. Sorry I haven't contributed. I can probably throw in something but not very much, sorry it's not more.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I've also been remiss. I found the GFM page Calm Mentor and tried to make amends.

Hope your troll gets what is coming to him!

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (32YRo)

230 Shut down the FBI. Expand the US Marshalls service. Even the lab at the FBI is problematic. I am tired of hearing people act as though President Trump is already convicted of being a Russian agent. There needs to be pain and suffering at the agency that caused this.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 16, 2019 07:43 PM (JKNZq)

231 Willow sorry to say they are batting 1000 that none have been prosecuted.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 07:43 PM (/rm4P)

232 I vote for Insomniacs OT smiting.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (myjNJ)

In which case there are plenty of imprecatory psalms to choose from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:43 PM (AllCR)

233 Not just DoJ / FBI and CIA, but also State Dept and Dept Defense (Wild eyed FarkAs)

It goes all he way to Obama. Keeping it "by the book" he had in the PDB.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2019 07:44 PM (1g7ch)

234 Rep. Liz Cheney (Wyo.), the third-ranking House Republican, called Tuesday for King to "find another line of work

Why. We ALWAYS. Lose.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (LL1Be)

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Yep. The circular firing squad strikes again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:44 PM (ffYR/)

235 There's nothing wrong with occasionally requesting a good old fashioned Old Testament smiting.
==
Heavenly Father open the eyes of my enemies, or
close them, as you see fit.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2019 07:44 PM (ZuGkg)

236 That's interesting. Using duckduckgo and searching for Clinton's impeachment, the wikipedia entry in the results page shows as:

"The unsuccessful impeachment of Bill Clinton, the 42nd president..."

The actual wikipedia article doesn't have "unsuccessful." How curious. I wonder why it would be presented in such a politically useful way in the preview...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 16, 2019 07:45 PM (LX21o)

237 >>That's just it. Multiple people have been under investigation for almost two years. I'm tired of hearing that it's taking so long because they want to make sure to cross every t and dot every i . People who should be in jail were just given early retirement with their pension intact. The one person who they had no choice but to charge, James Wolfe , should have gotten years behind bars only got a slap on the wrist of 2 months for sleeping with a reporter and providing her confidential information. Actually he was only sentenced for lying to the FBI.

I know almost nobody is going to be happy with the outcome including me. Sentences will be too short, it will take too long, yada, yada.

But it is just false to say things aren't happening. The Mueller investigation is a really just the investigation started by Comey and company in mid-2016. He just picked up what they started. That is over a year before the counter investigation started and really nothing but some ancillary indictments have come from that. They only seem big because the entire worldwide media is broadcasting them constantly.

And if we are comparing sentences Papadopoulus served 14 days for lying to the FBI. And his story is far from over, see today's leaked testimony.

I wish it would go faster as much as anyone but things are happening. I just showed you a case of the media just discovering yesterday that an investigation that started in July of 2017 is actually happening. How many more of those might cases might be happening?

In the last few days, partial transcripts of the Congressional testimony of Lisa Page, Andy McCabe, Bruce Ohr and George Papadopoulus have been released. They provide a significantly different picture than what has been reported. Anyone read them?

It's the single biggest political scandal in the history of this country. It includes numerous foreign allies. I wish it would go faster. It isn't. I also want a pony.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

238 Watergate took from june 1072, to august 1974

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:45 PM (zy5Ai)

239 1) We are good people.

2) Because we are good people, when we don't like someone, it can only be because they are bad people.

3) Doing bad things to bad people is perfectly justified, even if it is not legal.

Posted by: Progressive logic at January 16, 2019 07:45 PM (AJj50)

240 At this point what are Trumps options? I don't think he will bring them to justice. It seems Barr is a F'n swamp creature of the first order..

Hope for a jacked up version of the Guardian Angels to lead pipe the malefactors?

A blanket pardon for those who will do the jobs that government employees refuse to do?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 07:45 PM (lD3vL)

241 1972

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:46 PM (zy5Ai)

242 I mean, what DO we have here?

(1) None of Manafort, Padalapolis or anyone else has been charged with anything even remotely in the universe of collusion with Russia.

(2) The Steele Dossier was produced by Hillary Clinton and the DNC, with uber efforts to keep that fact from the public. Based on leaks and public knowledge to date, NONE of the allegations in the Dossier have been substantiated.

(3) Last Friday's NYT Article spills gallons of ink to report that the FBI thought Trump was the Manchurian candidate because he fired Comey, notwithstanding that there is ZERO evidence that Trump has done anything within his power to shut down or even effect the Mueller investigation, other than to make public statements about what a sham it is.

Cow bell. This is a complete list of the "evidence" that Dems are now touting as the justification for human and electronic surveillance of Trump, unmasking requests, etc. It makes the mind reel.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 16, 2019 07:46 PM (db5dt)

243 Just as an example, from Psalm 69:

22 May the table set before them become a snare;
may it become retribution and a trap.
23 May their eyes be darkened so they cannot see,
and their backs be bent forever.
24 Pour out your wrath on them;
let your fierce anger overtake them.
25 May their place be deserted;
let there be no one to dwell in their tents.
26 For they persecute those you wound
and talk about the pain of those you hurt.
27 Charge them with crime upon crime;
do not let them share in your salvation.
28 May they be blotted out of the book of life
and not be listed with the righteous.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

244 obscure references to race = fireable offense by McTurtle


Publicly screaming that POTUS is a
"motherfucker" = McTurtle curls up into his shell

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:46 PM (LL1Be)

245 I've also been remiss. I found the GFM page Calm Mentor and tried to make amends.

Hope your troll gets what is coming to him!
Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 07:42 PM (32YRo)

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Thank you, Boswell. I believe in Karma for the troll, so I have no doubt he will.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 07:47 PM (ffYR/)

246 I saw Imprecatory Psalms open for Black Sabbath at the Genting Arena..back in 2017.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 07:47 PM (bUjCl)

247 Amateur hour in the DC swamp. What is truly astonishing is that all of this is based upon and snowballed from an alleged urine fetish.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 07:47 PM (wxZSX)

248 Don't eat McDonald's hamberders with too much covfefe if you're a power bottom like me.

It gets... messy. Especially for the Cap'n.

Posted by: Max Boot at January 16, 2019 07:47 PM (5aX2M)

249 This story will not make the MFM until Obamites and Clintonistas, at any level, are arrested and tried. That is why I disagree with the dot every I strategy, if that is in fact the strategy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

250 fire and brimstone is the only cure for our "justice and intelligence" community. i won't say what i feel should happen to our senate and house.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

251 I'm thinking about quitting my gig in technology to write books along the Vince Flynn line where a new Mitch Rapp takes out members of the Swamp.

it would be cathartic to me and so many potential readers.

It would also allow me to openly War Game story plots without being hammer banned or jailed.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 07:48 PM (lD3vL)

252 I mean, what DO we have here?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 16, 2019 07:46 PM


A failure to communicate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 07:49 PM (fkfbL)

253 If the vile troll comes around again to suggest I will commit suicide this year because I'm alone.

I think I will tell him in advance that it's not going to happen. I had the privilege of being loved by a good woman. And I know I'm still loved.

I have purpose and a reason to love. And I have faith and hope.

I sadly doubt any of that applies to he/she/it. So that he/she/it is more likely facing despair than I am.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 07:49 PM (MkcN1)

254 Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

Kavanaugh's wife was urging people to pray one of the psalms during his hearing and many people did, Can't recall which one it was now, but while not one of the most fiery and thunderous ones it did mention enemies being thwarted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:49 PM (AllCR)

255 I saw Power Bottom open for ALice in Chains at the SSE Arena ..back in 2016.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 07:50 PM (bUjCl)

256 "I believe in Karma for the troll, so I have no doubt he will."

I do too, both in life and in business! So let it be written, so let it be done!

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 07:50 PM (32YRo)

257 195
.....When the "Paper of Record" is called out in future failing to report basic facts of an unprecedented, direct attack our political system......
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2019 07:29 PM (koNhm)
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They won't be called out.
Hey, some of us are still waiting for them to be called out for covering up the Ukraine Holodomor.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 07:53 PM (Rxduq)

258 Psalm 109 is pretty brutal.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

259 Margarita who wishes she drank more

===


ok.....

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

260 Although that idea was not implemented, merely discussing it was enough to force Trick E. Dick to resign. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Not to mention Atty. Gen. Mitchell and FBI Dir. Pat Gray, whose coverup crimes pale into insignifigance in comparison to Lynch and Comey.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2019 07:54 PM (Ndje9)

261 Watergate took from june 1072, to august 1974

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 07:45 PM (zy5Ai)



The dust was barely settled from the Norman Conquest before they started that up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 07:54 PM (SiINZ)

262 saw urine fetish open for the butthole surfers at some shithole back in 95.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2019 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

263 1 This leaves Watergate in the dust. And the media isn't interested.


The media is in on it.

#RESIST

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 07:56 PM (WNAuL)

264 Michael Strahan Invites Clemson For Lobster After Trump's Fast-Food Buffet

"We gonna take care of you," Strahan, a Hall of Famer who played for the New York Giants, said on the show. "We gonna give you the proper meal that you deserve because that was one great game, a great accomplishment."



The gapped tooth retard isn't the only one showboating with offers of giving them a "proper meal". There are stories all over the MFM about other assclowns getting in on the act

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 07:56 PM (SiINZ)

265 Who is John Galt?

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (uU9xW)

266 I'd like to be outraged. But it just seems so futile....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (2sCft)

267 204 If that son of a bitch wins, we all hang from nooses.

-HRC

Very strange thing for a presidential candidate to say, no?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2019 07:32 PM (gC2IV)


From her lips to God's ear.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

268 Who will come up with the most bizarre and deranged reason this attempt by the Obama administration to perform a coup was justified--Cap'n Bill, David French, or Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (MkcN1)

269 I sadly doubt any of that applies to he/she/it. So that he/she/it is more likely facing despair than I am.
=====
The devil, and his minions project, a lot. Once you gain possession of this wisdom you have a powerful shield. Congrats.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (ZuGkg)

270 Several of us here have been calling this the greatest scandal in US history.


But, due to the volume, breadth, and gravity of the scandals under "that alien in the White House", Obama, it's sadly necessary to set out a sort of taxonomy of mega-scandals.


They sometimes overlap. Some are significant, if not yuuuge. A few *all* qualify as greatest scandals in our history, sort of a 3-way tie for first.


Firing of Americorps IG (first week of presidency)
Fast and Furious
Benghazi
IRS weaponization*
Clinton Espionage and Public Records Acts*
FISA/Trump surveillance/NSA database, FBI counter-intel abuse/ongoing obstruction, perjury related thereto*


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

271 While we are in the Spirit of things, some wisdom from the 109th: I like the subtlety of #9

8 Let his days be few; [And] let another take his office.

9 Let his children be fatherless, And his wife a widow.

10 Let his children be vagabonds, and beg; And let them seek [their bread] out of their desolate places.

11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; And let strangers make spoil of his labor.

12 Let there be none to extend kindness unto him; Neither let there be any to have pity on his fatherless children.

13 Let his posterity be cut off; In the generation following let their name be blotted out.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (lD3vL)

272 Are FISA judges all Hawaaian judges? IS ROBERTS A HAWAIIAN JUDGE?

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Y274z)

273 The solution to all this really isn't all that complicated, but would be very difficult to produce.

Simply identify two or three from the cabal who are "players" but whose testimony we can do without, and gain the same from others.

For example, a Lisa Page vs. Hillary Herself.

Assassinate the three "candidates", while directly messaging (from burner emails & proxy everythings), ALL of the Primary Players, that they're getting closer to finding themselves on the "active" list with every underling felled.

Keep up a "once a week" pace on the corpses.

I'd venture it wouldn't go past four weeks before one of more of the "Players" proffered to "Make a Deal to Tell All", in order to save their hide.

That happens, it'll be like the fall of the Jegna blocks, only much more fun to watch.

/fantasydreamsn'wishes


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 07:58 PM (QzJWU)

274 strahan has the mental capacity of a fucking garden slug. piss on that gap toothed, penis breath, cocksucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2019 07:58 PM (KP5rU)

275 Now on the important questions: On the Orc in the previous thread - Did we hear from the lovely 'Ettes on the Orc's chances of luring them ladies in??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 16, 2019 07:58 PM (2sCft)

276 Amateur hour in the DC swamp. What is truly
astonishing is that all of this is based upon and snowballed from an
alleged urine fetish.


Posted by: Fritz

----
Someone else liked chick peas?

*giggles like a teenager*

Posted by: Jesus at January 16, 2019 07:58 PM (9rIkM)

277 I saw Karma for Troll open for Mumiy Troll at the Luzhniki Stadium back in 2013.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 07:59 PM (bUjCl)

278 Oh my! Off heavenly sock.

Wow - I hate myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 07:59 PM (9rIkM)

279 It won't matter.

Obama and Hillary could have signed a document ceding every 3rd American firstborn to Iran for medical experimentation and/or slavery and these brainwashed zombie fucktards would applaud their political brilliance.

You are focused on the wrong problem.

Half of the "American" electorate is unrecognizable as human , let alone American.
Mass psychosis is ripping our country apart. Two dudes buttfucking or two girls licking each other is relabeled "marriage". Male children are encouraged to 'identify' as girls and vice versa and are given drugs by freakish sick doctors to warp their body chemistry into something horrible.

California is the epicenter of lawlessness and is busy robbing America to pay for criminal's health care and guaranteeing the human right to live outside and shit on the street.

Morality is illegal. Heterosexuality is shameful. Christianity principles are shunned as "repressive".

We are living in Hell.


Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:59 PM (LL1Be)

280 Prayers please for a neighbor and friend who was just diagnosed with cirrhosis. Not an alcoholic ("fatty liver") but the doctor told him if he had another drink he wouldn't see his oldest's 10th birthday. He's got three little boys, six, three and one.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 07:59 PM (NtglE)

281 But Trump said--"Pussy"

That means he's guilty

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 16, 2019 08:00 PM (TN1P5)

282 Other than Why the fuck not - why do it? In early 2016 and to the election, Hillary was to win. Why go thru all this?

Was Obama that worried Hillary would eff this up?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 16, 2019 08:00 PM (UxbT4)

283 I saw Power Bottom open for ALice in Chains at the SSE Arena ..back in 2016.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 07:50 PM (bUjCl)


RIP Layne Staley.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 16, 2019 08:00 PM (9gHOW)

284 i]IS ROBERTS A HAWAIIAN JUDGE?
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM


Roberts is a "Bush judge".

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:00 PM (786Ro)

285 The gapped tooth retard isn't the only one showboating with offers of giving them a "proper meal". There are stories all over the MFM about other assclowns getting in on the act

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 07:56 PM (SiINZ)
++++
Elitist Gapped Toothed Retards, if you don't mind. Since when are Quarter Pounders considered and improper meal?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 16, 2019 08:00 PM (2sCft)

286 We are living in Hell.


Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 07:59 PM (LL1Be)

It ain't hell, but you can see it from here

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:00 PM (Izzlo)

287 Oh, the * was meant to denot the 3 most historic scandals in that list.


And of course I didn't really do the mega-scandal complex, as I call it, real justice (heh). Clinton Espionage Act/Trump surveillance/intel abuse all kind of blended together.


And as noted by others, there was another, uniquely pernicious, element here - active media coordination. Actually, a "fusion", if you will (heh) of media and guvamint, in hatching/pursuing these outlandish crimes against the constitution.


Watergate clearly ranked below even the IRS scandal. It's a tiny footnote compared to the mega-scandal complex here.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (QDnY+)

288 264 Michael Strahan Invites Clemson For Lobster After Trump's Fast-Food Buffet

"We gonna take care of you," Strahan, a Hall of Famer who played for the New York Giants, said on the show. "We gonna give you the proper meal that you deserve because that was one great game, a great accomplishment."



The gapped tooth retard isn't the only one showboating with offers of giving them a "proper meal". There are stories all over the MFM about other assclowns getting in on the act

Posted by: TheQuietMan



Why Trump Won, Pt. 5,378,234,436

Ole Mikey is just a couple of steps away from 'Coming Out'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (WNAuL)

289 Anybody watching Tucker regarding Beto?
Beto is freakin' dangerous.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (hECVl)

290 Jim, I LOVE the way you think! That sounds like a plan, unlike all the other hand-wringing and pearl-clutching we are reduced to.

Sign me up for the go team.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at January 16, 2019 08:02 PM (uU9xW)

291 I don't want the witch to hang, I want her to drown.

We have to be sure.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2019 08:02 PM (Y274z)

292 This is the Hieronymus Bosch version of America.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:02 PM (LL1Be)

293 289 Anybody watching Tucker regarding Beto?
Beto is freakin' dangerous.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (hECVl)

He's good looking and tells people what they want to hear. Very dangerous.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:02 PM (Izzlo)

294 Are FISA judges all Hawaaian judges? IS ROBERTS A HAWAIIAN JUDGE?

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Y274z)


Poi is Hawaiian for tax.

Posted by: John R. at January 16, 2019 08:02 PM (9gHOW)

295 If the biggest scandal in American history occurs but the media ignores it, did a scandal actually occur?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (MkcN1)

296 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 07:49 PM (AllCR)



To quote Blackadder: Now, I'm not a religious man, as you know. Henceforth I shall pray nightly to the God who killed Cain and squashed Sampson that He comes out of reirement and gets back into practice on the pair of you!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (0QYMt)

297 Bacon Egg & Cheese McGriddle > Lobster

I mean it!

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (786Ro)

298 http://bit.ly/2AO1Iho
********
Stunning: Ohr Testimony Reveals Top DOJ Officials Briefed About Steele Before FISA - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (BqBId)

299 I'd venture it wouldn't go past four weeks before one of more of the "Players" proffered to "Make a Deal to Tell All", in order to save their hide.

It would be more satisfying for it to last longer than that.

Chapter One:
"It was a dark and stormy night..."

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (lD3vL)

300 I saw Imprecatory Psalms open for Black Sabbath at the Genting Arena..back in 2017.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 07:47 PM (bUjCl)


Re: prayer. What happened to the good old days, when 185,000 members of the invading Assyrian army were instantaneously slaughtered by the Angel of Death? A horrible nightmare ... poof. Gone in an instant. If this happened to the right 185,000 lefties (donors, judges, bureaucrats, politicians), most of our problems would disappear.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (/qEW2)

301 He's good looking and tells people what they want to hear. Very dangerous.
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:02 PM (Izzlo)

He looks like an older Hogg Boy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (MkcN1)

302 We are living in Hell.
====
Nah bro. This is hell's front porch. It's worse once you walk through the screened door.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (ZuGkg)

303 242 (1) None of Manafort, Padalapolis or anyone else has been charged with anything even remotely in the universe of collusion with Russia.

Richard, I disagree. Manafort was cavorting (ie dealing) with Ukrainians having close ties to Russia and GRU. And you might recall, Ukraine is in the middle of a civil war right now; Manafort was helping the Russian side of that equation. Manafort is scum. Trump made a bad hire there.

What irks me is the Podestas were doing the same thing and are to date still skating.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (Z4rgH)

304 Hey, I'm trying to lure trannies.

Posted by: Max Das Boot at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (Tyii7)

305 " incontinence was written by Max Boot, who offered "18 Reasons Why Trump Could Be a Russian Asset." Reason number one: that Trump, the head of a multi-billion dollar real-estate development company with interests all over the world, had business dealings with Russia. Excellent, Max! "

I saw that chryon on CNN the other day and burst out laughing.

I was sure that it was a dumpster fire of bullshit.

"18 Reasons Why Barack Obama Could Be an Iranian Agent" would have a lot more meat to it, I'm sure, but to even think it would be extremist, racist, blasphemous and Just Not Who We Are.

Posted by: Gem at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (XoAz8)

306 The Statue of Liberty is Kaput!

Posted by: Hasher Jallal Taheb at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (wxZSX)

307 Bacon Egg & Cheese McGriddle > Lobster

I mean it!
Posted by: Hands a

maybe, maybe..depends on lobster quality...

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (bUjCl)

308 Cleanup 300 STAT

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 08:05 PM (NtglE)

309 I knew President Trump would be put thru the wringer.

After the fantastic job the MSM did in fact checking and vetting Barack Mugabe......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

310 Clean up on aisle 300: the desperately sad loser without a reason to live has bubbled up from the depths of hell again.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:05 PM (MkcN1)

311 Michael Strahan talks funny.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 16, 2019 08:05 PM (H5knJ)

312 300 What a silly troll on the previous thread. Calm Mentor (the guy who couldn't hold down an Uber driver job) can't afford a gun to eat a bullet with. I'm going to buy him some Nembutal online. Any of the Horde got his home address so I can get it delivered straight to him?

Let's be honest. Even his kids don't want him at their weddings so it's the least a fellow moron can do for him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GoFundMe Nembutal at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (mRc4a)

Wtf is wrong with this person?

Posted by: Die in a fire Troll at January 16, 2019 08:05 PM (eGpTG)

313 Posted by: Calm Mentor GoFundMe Nembutal at January 16, 2019 08:03 PM (mRc4a)

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (9gHOW)

314 70 years of propaganda down the tubes with these
revelations, that the FBI is simply a cog in the liberal Deep State
tyranny. And probably always has been.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

You asked for a miracle? I give you the FBI.- Hans Gruber

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (Hn6S7)

315 COBs and Ace: the troll changed its hash again

mRc4a

Please remove ASAP>

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (786Ro)

316 These traitors have declared war on my President, America, and GOD. And of course me. I am prepared to defend all of them.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (zLDYs)

317 Re: prayer. What happened to the good old days, when 185,000 members of the invading Assyrian army were instantaneously slaughtered by the Angel of Death? A horrible nightmare ... poof. Gone in an instant.....
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (/qEW2)

Those were simpler times

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (bUjCl)

318 >>Stunning: Ohr Testimony Reveals Top DOJ Officials Briefed About Steele Before FISA - Sara A. Carter

Ahem.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

319 270 Several of us here have been calling this the greatest scandal in US history.

But, due to the volume, breadth, and gravity of the scandals under "that alien in the White House", Obama, it's sadly necessary to set out a sort of taxonomy of mega-scandals.

They sometimes overlap. Some are significant, if not yuuuge. A few *all* qualify as greatest scandals in our history, sort of a 3-way tie for first.

Firing of Americorps IG (first week of presidency)
Fast and Furious
Benghazi
IRS weaponization*
Clinton Espionage and Public Records Acts*
FISA/Trump surveillance/NSA database, FBI counter-intel abuse/ongoing obstruction, perjury related thereto*

Posted by: rhomboid


Don't forget this list from 2012:

https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/11/2/ why-was-there-no-october-surprise/

The Complete List of Barack Obama's Scandals, Misdeeds, Crimes and Blunders

Completely mind-boggling.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (c+2jX)

320 Troll is back again.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (Izzlo)

321 DIAF - Do not repost. Makes it harder for Ace or the Cobs to remove.

Cleanup needed at 313 too!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 08:07 PM (NtglE)

322 "they broke the law, and they deliberately broke the law, and they concealed the truth of what they were doing . . . ."

But Trump, he tweets mean things.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 08:07 PM (t6MX/)

323 Oh, so that is the troll I was reading about earlier.

Nuke #300 please.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 08:07 PM (WNAuL)

324 Oh - and the final dark difference - noticed by all, articulated by only a few.


Contrary to Watergate, in the face of these massive, pervasive, unprecedented scandals ..... literally not a peep of outrage, or interest, by the party on whose side it occurred.


Obviously understating it. Active, vigorous, CONTINUING, efforts to suppress any investigation of these mega-scandals. By the Dems.


AND - lackadaisical verging on complicit "pursuit" by the target of the violations, the GOP.


All of this has nothing close to any precedent in our history. It illustrates a total and specific failure of one of the unspoken yet critical design features of our system - that division of power will result in the policing of power by different factions/institutions/branches.


The jealousy of power the founders relied upon to help glue the system together and prevent imbalances has largely failed. Not just, spectacularly, in the case of all the Obama scandals, but also in the judicial coup that started when Obama was still a mediocre school kid.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+)

325 70 years of propaganda down the tubes with these
revelations, that the FBI is simply a cog in the liberal Deep State
tyranny. And probably always has been.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2019 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

It's time to rewatch The X-Files with a new perspective

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM (Izzlo)

326 280 Prayers please for a neighbor and friend who was just diagnosed with cirrhosis. Not an alcoholic ("fatty liver") but the doctor told him if he had another drink he wouldn't see his oldest's 10th birthday. He's got three little boys, six, three and one.
Posted by: IrishEi

I don't know where your friend is, but the Medical Univ. of SC in Chas is THE best liver disease group in the SE, if not the entire world. They've saved me from liver cancer without a transplant. I wish you the best for your friend and hope he will find proper medical care that allows him a long and healthy life!

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM (uU9xW)

327 Nuke mRc4a

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM (t6MX/)

328 >>>Bacon Egg Cheese McGriddle > Lobster
<<<

Not if it's Red Lobster.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM (wxZSX)

329 Wtf is wrong with this person?


That this is the best his life gets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

330 "Watergate clearly ranked below even the IRS scandal. It's a tiny footnote compared to the mega-scandal complex here.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (QDnY+) "



Nothing I could add to this.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 08:09 PM (5fNnO)

331 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:04 PM (/qEW2)

The Assyrian came downLike the wolf on the foldAnd his cohorts were gleamingIn purple and goldAnd the sheen of his spearsWere like the stars on the seaWhere the blue wave rolls nightlyOn deep Galilee.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:09 PM (0QYMt)

332 That this is the best his life gets.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

He's never known the touch of another human being.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:09 PM (MkcN1)

333 You have to be an astonishing piece of shit to spend all night mocking a guy down on his luck, even to keep on changing IP addresses in order to do so.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:09 PM (Izzlo)

334 289 Anybody watching Tucker regarding Beto?
Beto is freakin' dangerous.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (hECVl)


It sure is interesting to see how the media promotes socialists and communists. It's almost as if they are the enemy of the American people.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

335 To relieve the tedium of waiting for their appeals to be concluded ("verdict and sentence AFFIRMED"), the condemned can be gainfully employed on a rope walk, making the cordage that will be fastened about their necks.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 16, 2019 08:10 PM (Dgb2H)

336 Quit copy/pasting troll shit!

Gets all over the carpeting.

It's like Rule #2 in the Style Guide.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 16, 2019 08:10 PM (xPJvm)

337
Roberts is a "Bush judge".
Posted by: Hands


Phrasing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

338 337
Roberts is a "Bush judge".
Posted by: Hands

Phrasing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

Good point, How do you get a job as a bush judge?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM (MkcN1)

339 I suppose giving notice that "cleanup needed on aisle Z" is OK, but otherwise let's follow JackStraw's sage advice on this one - ignore this crap when it's posted.


I am loathe to offer commenting advice or "wisdom", but I think zero reaction, followed by removal, is the optimum strategery when dealing with crap like that.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

340 As predicted, Psycho troll is back. Cool part? My situation is temporary, while it has to live in that head permanently.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM (ffYR/)

341 I'm a bush judge. Aleo a Busch judge.

Posted by: Burt Kavagnaws at January 16, 2019 08:12 PM (H5knJ)

342

Red Snapper>Red Lobster

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

343
Good point, How do you get a job as a bush judge?
Posted by: Northerlurker
---
You apply for the job. Should be a posting on Indeed lickety-split.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 08:12 PM (9rIkM)

344 Good point, How do you get a job as a bush judge?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM (MkcN1)


If you're easily blackmailed, you're in.

Posted by: John R. at January 16, 2019 08:12 PM (9gHOW)

345 Anybody watching Tucker regarding Beto?
Beto is freakin' dangerous. Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 08:01 PM (hECVl)

***********************

Are we talking about the same guy who did a selfie video while he was getting anal probed at the dentist by the illegal dental assistant to prove illegals have feelings too?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:13 PM (+dsLj)

346 I am loathe to offer commenting advice or "wisdom",
but I think zero reaction, followed by removal, is the optimum
strategery when dealing with crap like that.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM (QDnY+)


That and Blackadder's advice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:13 PM (0QYMt)

347 "We gonna take care of you," Strahan, a Hall of Famer who played for the New York Giants, said on the show. "We gonna give you the proper meal that you deserve because that was one great game, a great accomplishment."

Oh please, these are, for the most part, teenagers, FFS! They aren't ex-pro players who've developed some over done taste for the good life...they want a Wendy's triple bacon burger with cheese!

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:13 PM (32YRo)

348 Morality is illegal. Heterosexuality is shameful. Christianity principles are shunned as "repressive".

We are living in Hell.


Posted by: mikeyG


Well, there is always the possibility that the true Faithful have already been called, and yes, this is Hell.

Really, there are a lot of positive things happening out in the world. I know this gets us all DOWN, and it certainly gets me down, but the world will go on. Retribution, in some form or another, will occur. We may not recognize it at first, but it may be that Hillary, Bill, Obama and Michele and the rest will live a long, miserable life, and see all their stupid ideas come to be rejected, and realize at the end that it was all a big waste.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 16, 2019 08:13 PM (S6Pax)

349 I think this is a psalm Mrs. Kavanaugh asked people to pray-psalm 140. Might be good for President Trump. I like Eugene Peterson's translations of the psalms-very real and raw:

https://www.bible.com/bible/97/PSA.140.msg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 08:13 PM (AllCR)

350 Good point, How do you get a job as a bush judge?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM (MkcN1)

You have to work your way up from asshole judge.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (t6MX/)

351 " Should be a posting on Indeed lickety-spli."

Phrasing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (0QYMt)

352 Are there jobs for hardwood judges?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (MkcN1)

353 You have to work your way up from asshole judge.



Taint true.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

354 I think our despicable troll is James Comey. He's got plenty of time on his miserable hands and his soul looks like the tackle box face guy with the horns.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (vbe3j)

355 Rep. Steve King, the controversial Iowa Republican, on Tuesday voted in favor House resolution condemning his comments supporting white supremacy and nationalism, saying he agrees with the language in the resolution of disapproval. "What you state here is right and it's true and it's just," King said on the House floor, before the measure received a 424-1 vote.


Yay, GOP.
So. Tough.
So. Pure.

WASF

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (LL1Be)

356 Red Snapper>Red Lobster


==

red snappers are good - fresh. just like lobsters. alaskan king crab beats lobster. even crayfish beats out-of-the-tank-eating-itself-inside-out lobster.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (bUjCl)

357 I suspect a lot of higher up Republican politicians knew what was coming down.
Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2019 08:13 PM (/8RAd)

Traitor Ryan and shit stain, to name a few.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (t6MX/)

358 The Assyrian came downLike the wolf on the foldAnd his cohorts were gleamingIn purple and goldAnd the sheen of his spearsWere like the stars on the seaWhere the blue wave rolls nightlyOn deep Galilee.

-
What is that from?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (f9AnO)

359 We gonna give you "

Yeah, high culture right there...

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (6qErC)

360 Kind of a related side-note to the general topic here.


For fans of the ongoing bonfire that formerly was the most important and strongest tradition of rule of law in human history, another log onto the blaze: documents relating to the misconduct of Weissman, Mueller's top prosecutor ..... "missing" from court files.


Not making this up.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (QDnY+)

361 JS, have you listened to any of those shows yet? I think rhe 3rd night is the best.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (PUmDY)

362 I don't know where your friend is, but the Medical Univ. of SC in Chas is THE best liver disease group in the SE, if not the entire world. They've saved me from liver cancer without a transplant. I wish you the best for your friend and hope he will find proper medical care that allows him a long and healthy life!
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at January 16, 2019 08:08 PM
~~~~~

Thanks very much Deplorable Bot. I will definitely give him that info. We're in Jersey, but SC is not far, all things considered, and I have no doubt that he would be willing to travel for the best treatment.

And it's so good to hear that you beat the hated cancer. Prayers for your continued good health and happiness!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (NtglE)

363 355 Rep. Steve King, the controversial Iowa Republican, on Tuesday voted in favor House resolution condemning his comments supporting white supremacy and nationalism, saying he agrees with the language in the resolution of disapproval. "What you state here is right and it's true and it's just," King said on the House floor, before the measure received a 424-1 vote.


Yay, GOP.
So. Tough.
So. Pure.

WASF

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (LL1Be)

That sounds Stalinist. Am I the only one who's read Darkness at Noon?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (MkcN1)

364 You have to work your way up from asshole judge.

Posted by: flounder

Shep: "The hell you say."

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (32YRo)

365 Good point, How do you get a job as a bush judge?
Posted by: Northerlurker
---
You apply for the job. Should be a posting on Indeed lickety-split.


==

I think it has to do with experience

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (bUjCl)

366 Rep. Steve King

*******************

God bless Steve King for holding the right policy positions, but what a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

367 OK, so who was the one who voted against condemning King?

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

368 God bless Steve King for holding the right policy positions, but what a fucking idiot.


Never get off the boat, and never, ever, talk to the New York Times.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

369 OK, so who was the one who voted against condemning King?

*************

Some black leftard who voted against it because he didn't think it went far enough.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

370 and never, ever, talk to the New York Times."

But I'm sooper smaht. I'm on Capitol hill!

Dumbfark

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 08:18 PM (6qErC)

371 "Are there jobs for hardwood judges?

Posted by: Northernlurker

Shep: "Sure are!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:18 PM (32YRo)

372 To quote Blackadder: Now, I'm not a religious man, as you know. Henceforth I shall pray nightly to the God who killed Cain and squashed Sampson that He comes out of reirement and gets back into practice on the pair of you!

God is *very* quick these days...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:18 PM (fkfbL)

373 I remember once I crashed off the road into an open sewer. I saw a dead cat being eaten by a rat that had magots hanging out its ass. The magots were pooping and ameba were eating the maggot poop. The ameba pooped and a mRc4a popped out..

Posted by: mRc4a worm infested brain at January 16, 2019 08:19 PM (ICWiF)

374 I want people in jail for this, and that includes hillary and the POS who was in the white house who personally ordered this.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 08:19 PM (AXJPS)

375 Taint true.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2019 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

It's a crappy job, but not as hairy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 08:19 PM (t6MX/)

376 Trump is an actual threat to The Gravy Train they are all riding.


This is why they are pulling out all the stops.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 08:19 PM (jGvbj)

377
These people are capable of anything.

Murder, when they think the time has come.

There is going to be war. I realize that my hopes for the future are inoperative.

Trump has pulled back the tarp and exposed the maggots and scorpions underneath, but the vermin are still working against us more or less at will. The upper ranks of the DOJ, FBI, and military have been methodically packed with traitors and sociopaths for a decade, and now there's no way back. The patient does not have cancer, the patient is cancer that walks like a man.

I hate this shit. It's like waiting for your house to wash away in a flood.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2019 08:19 PM (sPus4)

378 WTFFFFF with King and the resolution?


Hold on - need to go back to Stalin's show trials in the 30s.


Most of the defendants burbled "confessions" in court - after having been told doing so would spare their lives, or those of their families. But I forget, there was one who wouldn't behave in court, gave Vyshinsky (infamous prosecutor) fits.


King sounds like a train-wreck of his own, but WTF with (as far as I could tell) correctly denouncing the distortion of interview comments, then a few days later agreeing with denunciation of the distorted comments?


You never go Full Great Terror or Cultural Revolution. For the US to be within 100 light years of this sort of vile crap is beyond alarming.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

379 My situation is temporary, while it has to live in that head permanently.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 08:11 PM
~~~~~

Exactly, CM. You've got the right attitude.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 08:20 PM (NtglE)

380 >>JS, have you listened to any of those shows yet? I think rhe 3rd night is the best.

Not yet but now I know where I will start.

Thanks

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (/tuJf)

381 Looks like Mitch and his fellow DeceptiCons have destroyed yet another conservative Republican.

No comment yet from Liz "Fucking Bush Admin Legacy" Cheney regarding the "TrumpRacist" media , Rashida Tlaib, Hank Johnson calling Jew termites or any of a thousand other actual racially divisive comments and institutions.

Hey , how bout that Congressional Black Caucus ?

Yeah.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

382 Well, I think I need to step aside and start a long night of toasting my lady.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (MkcN1)

383 What is that from?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (f9AnO)


The Destruction of Sennacherib - Lord Byron

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (0QYMt)

384 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
40m
BREAKING: In off-camera remarks, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham predicted Special Counsel Robert Mueller's office will "leak" his final report to the media, even though Mueller is restricted by statute from making the confidential report public

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 16, 2019 08:22 PM (BqBId)

385 Well, I think I need to step aside and start a long night of toasting my lady.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (MkcN1)



Is Cannibal Bob coming over?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2019 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

386 I just saw a comment disappear. And it was one I was about to quote and agree with.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

387 Well, I think I need to step aside and start a long night of toasting my lady.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (MkcN1)

May her memory be eternal, Northernlurker.

*raises glass*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2019 08:22 PM (fkfbL)

388 Update, since I'm so exhausted from stress and sleep disruption I won't be around for the ONT.

Mr. Empire is still improving, though at our ages that's a slow progress. Test results that weren't in yesterday were today, and show no damage to heart or brain. He's talking better, too, but bored out of his mind. No word yet on rehab or not, though we only got to talk to his nurse, not his doctor.

Oh, and does anyone know what "Code Orange, adult" means? He heard that last night, and it happened again while Sister and I were visiting. No rushed response, so it wasn't horribly serious, I suppose, but we're all curious.

Posted by: empire1 at January 16, 2019 08:23 PM (Ombwi)

389 Strahan offered lobster dinners to the football players so the football players( and everybody else) know how awesome Strahan is.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 08:23 PM (jGvbj)

390 All of this has nothing close to any precedent in our history. It illustrates a total and specific failure of one of the unspoken yet critical design features of our system - that division of power will result in the policing of power by different factions/institutions/branches.

The jealousy of power the founders relied upon to help glue the system together and prevent imbalances has largely failed. Not just, spectacularly, in the case of all the Obama scandals, but also in the judicial coup that started when Obama was still a mediocre school kid.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+)


Thank you. You've articulated precisely something that had been bothering me. Another similar instance would be the assumption that lifetime appointments would insulate Federal judges from becoming political. There's probably others.

It's probably amazing the system worked, kind of, for as long as it did. No matter how flawless the blueprint, it's garbage in, garbage out. And anyone involved in government is garbage and they will fuck it up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:23 PM (/qEW2)

391 I saw "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" when I was a boy - never forgot it...

And all these sheep have no problem heading there.

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:23 PM (32YRo)

392 Sadly, even today's vote, and King's rightful self-criticism before the Revolutionary Committee, er, House or Representatives, will still not remove the stain, and I hope everyone sees why the GOP is often accused of racism.


And I had a cool tweet once, so don't even think of calling me a lightweight race-baiter, homes.

Posted by: Sen Tim Scott (SC) - Arbiter of Moral/Racial Issues at January 16, 2019 08:23 PM (QDnY+)

393 NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 08:23 PM (Izzlo)

394
This country was the greatest thing ever, but the greed and needy social climbing of these assholes drove them to destroy it for a few extra bucks and some titles. This will not be forgotten when the time comes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (sPus4)

395
Forget minions, here is real intersting stuff:

"US submarine commander sacked after hiring TEN hookers for hotel orgy.....A US Navy submarine commander has been fired after he hired ten prostitutes to party in his hotel room."




Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

396 Keep an eye on Judicial Watch, They are about to expose everything you ever hoped for.
Posted by: Ben Had

From your mouth to God's ear .

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (x98e1)

397 "Looks like Mitch and his fellow DeceptiCons have destroyed yet another conservative Republican."

McConnell's senate, not House.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (0QYMt)

398 Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 07:59 PM (NtglE)


Do you listen to talk radio.? I keep hearing this doctor advertised on the radio. He does radio surgery -212 CHOICES. Dr Liederman (sp in NYC). Not sure of spelling but phone number is correct. If I had cancer I would go see him. He has quite a good success rate. I am not a doctor but I still like this doctor has to sayi

I will pray for your friend and add him to the prayer list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM (AllCR)

399 The gapped tooth retard

He did proclaim Kaboom in a Subway ad but my bing-fu was too weak to find it for The Horde.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (FhXTo)

400 God bless Steve King for holding the right policy positions, but what a fucking idiot.

Yeah. An idiot for believing that his fellow Republicans would back him up when he said he was misquoted.
And for speaking the ugly truth. Politicians should never do that.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (LL1Be)

401 The world is teetering on the edge, ain't it? Well, ok damnit. Just had a double Kraken in a chilled glass. Now gonna have another! Me and Mrs. E are shooting tomorrow at Longview. Mostly Glock duty arms, but I have a surprise for her, a Ruger .357/9MM stainless flattop Blackhawk. She is gonna kiss me all over. I hope.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (zLDYs)

402
The Destruction of Sennacherib - Lord Byron

-
Thanks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 08:25 PM (f9AnO)

403 What is that from?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 16, 2019 08:15 PM (f9AnO)

The Destruction of Sennacherib - Lord Byron
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 08:21 PM (0QYMt)


I keep misremembering that as being William Blake, but you are correct.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

404 McConnell's senate, not House.


Posted by: Mikey NTH
==
You should tell Mitch.
Turtleshit was the first one to speak out publicly against King.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:26 PM (LL1Be)

405 Ahem.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM
~~~~~

Well, mister. Now you know how we women feel. We tell you things over and over, but do you listen? No!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (NtglE)

406 And for speaking the ugly truth. Politicians should never do that.

******************************

Yes an idiot for speaking to the NYTimes and expecting to be quoted accurately and fairly, and an idiot for voting against himself.

Is it wrong to point out that pols like Steve King need to stop this fetish of shooting themselves in the groin with a shotgun?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

407 Some major differences between Watergate and Obamagate:

*The Watergate break-in was completely unnecessary as far as winning the 72 election. Nixon was going to cruise to re-election, whereas Hillary couldn't even win with the Coup behind her.

*The Watergate plan was very limited within the administration. Most of the conspiracy came later in the coverup. Whereas, this coup was government-wide from the start: The Oval Office to the CIA, FBI, DOJ, State--even foreign spy agencies, making it a world-wide effort.

*Nixon was opposed by an adversarial press. But Obama is being shielded by a poodle press--some of whom were actual paid agents of the DNC's Fusion GPS. Imagine if Woodward and Bernstein had secretly been on Nixon's payroll. Imagine if NBC had hired fired the FBI Director to do commentary.

*Mueller has been able to guard the Obamagate conspirators by running a rear-guard action and by having first claim on witnesses, and the ability to fend off questions with his Fake Investigation. Can you imagine if Nixon had been able to twist Watergate into a Special Counsel investigation of Democrats?

Ironically, the one common denominator is Hillary. She used the Watergate Committee to hide documents and to further her presidential ambitions for Ted Kennedy. She was fired for her misdemeanor which is why she never speaks of it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2019 08:27 PM (Ndje9)

408 Did Barr say anything about the whole Mueller operation being created contrary to DOJ regs? Did anyone even ask him about it?


It's actually darkly funny.


There is SO much illegality and corruption in almost every aspect of what's going on, one doesn't even know where to start, or how to keep up.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

409 Stunning: Ohr Testimony Reveals Top DOJ Officials Briefed About Steele Before FISA - Sara A. Carter
Ahem.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 08:06 PM (/tuJf


And nobody will care. And nothing will happen. All the while - you will tell everyone why they need to care. While nothing happens. And nobody cares. While you tell us all why we should care while nothing happens.


Chief - you've become the cat that knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. But let's understand each other - you absolutely have all the prices down cold. Right down to the penny. Your mastery of price is beyond question.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (Edc/H)

410 324
All of this has nothing close to any precedent in our history. It illustrates a total and specific failure of one of the unspoken yet critical design features of our system - that division of power will result in the policing of power by different factions/institutions/branches.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+)


I wouldn't call it a failure of the Founders. The division of power has been systematically undermined over the last 100+ years, starting with the 17th Amendment. Today the left is calling for the elimination of the Electoral College, which would usher in pure democracy.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

411 >>US submarine commander sacked after hiring TEN hookers for hotel orgy.


'Standby Torpedo Tube 9'

'Torpedo Tube 9, Standby'

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (gxNN4)

412 And it's so good to hear that you beat the hated cancer. Prayers for your continued good health and happiness!
Posted by: IrishEi

Thank you, and all the best for your friend.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at January 16, 2019 08:29 PM (uU9xW)

413 CM, agreed, you shouldn't post his email in case you want to pursue legal action. You DEFINITELY shouldn't give the email to someone else here so they can post it. That would be just awful.

I'll also up my pledge to 5 bucks a post. So pustule, if you want to keep posting, maybe CM can drive a Bentley next time he takes an Uber job.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (v5wjt)

414 Empire1 @ 388- Code Orange means a Clemson fan has bought a beach house in Gulf Shores Alabama....nah....it don't mean that.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (zLDYs)

415 Is it wrong to point out that pols like Steve King need to stop this fetish of shooting themselves in the groin with a shotgun?
====

While Rashida Tlaib , Hank Johnson and a cast of thousands walks away scott-free?

Yes. It makes the tut tut finger pointing 'conservative' fucking stupid. And a circular firing squad trigger-puller fragging his squadmates.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 16, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

416 Forget minions, here is real intersting stuff:

"US submarine commander sacked after hiring TEN hookers for hotel orgy.....A US Navy submarine commander has been fired after he hired ten prostitutes to party in his hotel room."

Posted by: runner

Did any you ex-swabbies read about the Navy Times report on the Fitz? Man, what a disaster. I can't even imagining any of that happening when I served. They would have had to falsified Oprep, sitreps, and casrep reports out the wazoo to get away with that kind of readiness degradation.

No way should they put a non-SWO qualified OOD on the bridge during outbound transit in Yokosuka...

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2019 08:31 PM (32YRo)

417 Flood tubes 9 and 10 and plot a solution.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 08:32 PM (wxZSX)

418 Gipper Lives, outstanding.


Steve and Cold Bear, this collapse of the internal balancing dynamic has been striking for years. Having been on the Hill for years, and I think I commented along these lines here before, the sort of behavior one was seeing from the Obama admin. towards Congress was unimaginable. Because Congress was taking it, and not responding.


And of course it was nearly as bad even with GOP "control", so far, under Trump. Which is one reason (among many) that experienced observers have long presumed the scandal, dirt, and crimes within the intel community and FBI/DOJ are spectacular.


It really is Trump and a handful of GOP incumbents vs. "the system".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:32 PM (QDnY+)

419 Yes. It makes the tut tut finger pointing 'conservative' fucking stupid. And a circular firing squad trigger-puller fragging his squadmates.

**********************

That's the reality we live in though. The dems stick together, the RINOS wet their pants and stab each other in the back at the first sign of trouble.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 08:34 PM (+dsLj)

420 rickl I didn't say the founders failed, I said the system has finally collapsed (more/less), which is obviously the fault of the living who were in positions of responsibility today/recently. The design was amazing, best ever. It just appears that it has, largely, finally, stopped working.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

421 The depressing thing is realizing no one is going to be held account for any of this and knowing what awaits Trump once he no longer has the protection of the Presidency.

Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 16, 2019 08:36 PM (NgqaU)

422 Do you listen to talk radio.? I keep hearing this doctor advertised on the radio. He does radio surgery -212 CHOICES. Dr Liederman (sp in NYC).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 08:24 PM
~~~~~

Thanks Fen. Yes, I have heard of him. I believe he even has his own show on the weekends. I also think that was the type of surgery that Pres. Carter had for his brain cancer.

They are not talking surgery for him yet, as far as I know, but I will mention this to him as well.

Thanks for putting him on the prayer list.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 08:37 PM (NtglE)

423 That's the reality we live in though. The dems stick together, the RINOS wet their pants and stab each other
=====
Only one party.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2019 08:43 PM (ZuGkg)

424 thanks rhomboid.

Barr was supportive of Mueller and Rosebnstein generally. But he committed to look into the FISA fraud and took a dim view of wiretapping presidential campaigns. He can only say so much without stirring the hornets.


Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2019 08:48 PM (Ndje9)

425 At this point I'm not expecting to live long enough to see a single coup conspirator go to prison. But David French unemployed and begging to be the new cabin boy on Kristol's new dingy cruises would be something. Make it so.

Posted by: ] Quilp at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (Bf3hj)

Registered Sex Offender Arrested for Trying To "Lure" Women

Lure them? To their doom?



Guy seems to have a strong defense: Your honor, look at me. I'm a fucking Orc. How the fuck I'm gonna lure a human?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:02 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Ha at January 16, 2019 06:03 PM (zV5mD)

2 Good lord.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 16, 2019 06:04 PM (QBy2Q)

3 DNC delegate.

Posted by: Ha at January 16, 2019 06:04 PM (zV5mD)

4 I dunno about lures but that one guy looks like he fell in the tacklebox.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:05 PM (39g3+)

5 Looks like cross between human and the Magog from "Andromeda".

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:05 PM (786Ro)

6 There's hope for me yet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)

7 I have NO Comment

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2019 06:05 PM (MzJ8y)

8 Eyewitness News
@ABC7NY


NY? So, not a Florida Man?

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (786Ro)

9 He's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (vbe3j)

10

How does he have two big forehead bumps on one picture but not the other?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (aKsyK)

11 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (wCmLp)

12 Ben I do not want to Comment. I feel gross now.

Posted by: Picric at January 16, 2019 06:07 PM (M9QmI)

13 I guess maybe they mean online? And by "woman" they mean "child" because... I mean trying to pick up chicks isn't illegal even if you're a registered sex offender. That headline seems incomplete somehow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

14 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.

Well yeah I don't club them over the head with a morningstar and drag them off by the hair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

15 He was set up, bitch had a magnet.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 16, 2019 06:08 PM (B623R)

16 Bertram, multiple arrests and addahorntome prosthesis.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2019 06:08 PM (MzJ8y)

17 He had a fishing pole with a Twenty-note on the end of his line?

Posted by: e cellar at January 16, 2019 06:08 PM (n0W4B)

18 Dis guy has issues.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:08 PM (QLvwG)

19 I gotta be honest, I don't chase "tail" but if I did, it wouldn't be the kinda girl who'd want to sex up this mutant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)

20 Hahahaha.

Posted by: Bosk at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (9m9TT)

21 ummm..wut?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (a0IVu)

22 In many ways, isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (2PXwn)

23 I guarantee you this guy voted for Hillary and uses a Gillette.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (+dsLj)

24 Trying... but was he successful?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (hECVl)

25 #orcprivilege

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

26 He had a fishing pole with a Twenty-note on the end of his line?

Posted by: e cellar at January 16, 2019 06:08 PM (n0W4B)

Gold AMEX.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:09 PM (QLvwG)

27 Reminds me: I feel sorry for the CBD punk chimp.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (bcbK8)

28 In fairness, looks like he dove face first into a tackle box full of lures.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (OkKDg)

29 Metal Shrek lives!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (QLvwG)

30 I think they are assuming its gender.

And species.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (vbe3j)

31 the hornlets are a nice touch, well placed, not too subtle but noticeable...probably transgendered

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (XTiHL)

32 He probably wonders why he can never get past the initial in person job interview.

He is the anti Palo (sp?)

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

33 It's in California. He'd put on a fake lady voice and call up women to come be a babysitter. His plan was trap them and do pervy stuff. It apparently never worked, but one target was a minor, so he got arrested.

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ajnya)

34 He's so dreamy!

Posted by: Gollum currently gender transitioning to Gallum at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (+dsLj)

35 Hellboy's cousin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (aKsyK)

36 Nope, no mental or emotional issues at all. Fine, upstanding citizen, just needs to register and vote Democrat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (0QYMt)

37 "Guy seems to have a strong defense: Your honor, look at me. I'm a fucking Orc. How the fuck I'm gonna lure a human?"


Jeebus, Ace, I laughed, then looked at the picture. You were not joking.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (5fNnO)

38 Deputies served a search warrant and arrested him at his home, where evidence was recovered.


I have never read a more vague story.

He also solicited women through babysitting, cleaning, taxi, real estate and delivery services, authorities said.


He solicited by cleaning real estate taxis?

"Your Honor, he looks fucking weird. Just look at him!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2019 06:10 PM (fuK7c)

39 Related to that fucking chimp?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (0OmEj)

40 I'm picturing one of those box and string traps with a lululemon gift card underneath.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

41 Saying he is a Orc is not far from the truth

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (/rm4P)

42 There are times, when you can just *see* the crazy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Hx3Yn)

43 When his genital piercings become entangled with her genital piercings, a cutting torch will be required.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (QLvwG)

44 Has anyone checked with the CommieProgTards about this?

I mean, he's white, which means he can go to jail.

However, he's a freak, which means that he's a protected member of society.

My guess on their take is "he's a victim of discrimination who has been cruelly rejected by women, so they deserve to be raped, especially if they're white Christians."

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (OXL6p)

45 Probability of a studded penis: 95%

Posted by: e cellar at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (n0W4B)

46 Like an anglerfish?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

47 It apparently never worked, but one target was a minor, so he got arrested.

"Dude, what do you want, for some reason women seem to be terrified of me, I can't figure it out! How else am I gonna get laid??"
--Orc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (39g3+)

48 I KNOW HIM, GOOD FUUFE

Posted by: BASED HERK at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (DGYNn)

49 He's a babe magnet. If by magnet, you mean all that metal on his face.

Great. Last night I woke up from a horrible nightmare.


And now this idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

50 "I feel sorry for the CBD punk chimp."
Punk chimp has style. This guy has a weird bumpy fat head.

Posted by: AMartel at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (WWgnZ)

51 Once again, DEVO is proved correct.

Or was it the Ramones?

"There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Z+IKu)

52 43 When his genital piercings become entangled with her genital piercings, a cutting torch will be required.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (QLvwG)

I know people this has happened to.

And a bad piercing cunnilingus SNAFU story.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

53 He would be an easy ID in a police lineup.

Posted by: dantesed at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (88xKn)

54 how does he lure women?



hang bait off his piercings?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (MTjB1)

55 No doubt born at Mordor

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (/rm4P)

56 And on that note, see folks tomorrow!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

57 The poor guy had nothing else to do while he's on furlough from his federal job.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (guOXV)

58 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.

I guarantee you that the tail he pulls, no single guy here would want.

Posted by: and by "here", I mean planet Earth at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (5qMRB)

59 Has he changed his name to Gorbag?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (Hx3Yn)

60 Still more attractive than Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

61 Pebbles! Git yer pebbles here!

Posted by: Lena D. at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (DMUuz)

62 Yeah I'm thinking barbells through the nips and a prince albert on this guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (39g3+)

63 11 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (wCmLp)

I guarantee you he has a tail

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (Izzlo)

64
how does he lure women?



hang bait off his piercings?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (MTjB1)

---------------------------

By his sheer magnetism. And ruffies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

65 Great. Last night I woke up from a horrible nightmare.

Did you catch up with your pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

66 I bet he's good at putting together puzzle boxes.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (oZ6kz)

67 I admire the commitment to a effed up life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (PJmyj)

68 I know people this has happened to.

And a bad piercing cunnilingus SNAFU story.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at J



tore the clit right off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (MTjB1)

69 That thing looks like it crawled out of RBG's human suit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (5aX2M)

70 I guarantee you he has a tail
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (Izzlo)


Vestigial, or prehensile?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (t+qrx)

71 56 And on that note, see folks tomorrow!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK



He left the game on top.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (NLLmE)

72 He would be an easy ID in a police lineup.

"Are you sure you don't need more time--"
"nope that's him"
"we want to make sure --"
"are you stupid or blind? Its the orc!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)

73 Everybody needs a "shoot on sight" list.


"Your Honor, I thought it was an actual f*cking Orc, that came through some rift in the space-time continuum. Took a full mag to finish it, too."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (nPGq2)

74 guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at J


male tail?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (MTjB1)

75 #notallorcs

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (Izzlo)

76 A TSA agent's nightmare.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (QLvwG)

77 I think I saw him in a Spectrum commercial.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (aKsyK)

78 Thank God California didn't find this guy in time to have him run for the Senate seat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (208R5)

79
He seems nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (pNxlR)

80 Pierced Brosnan.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (OkKDg)

81
I dunno about lures but that one guy looks like he fell in the tacklebox.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:05 PM


I used to make my own fishing lures. That guy has enough shit on his face to make a half dozen spinners.

Posted by: Yellow Vest Guy at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (jYje5)

82 He left the game on top.
-------------
You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (Hx3Yn)

83 I wonder at what age he took the fork in the road and shoved it through his tongue?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (PJmyj)

84 I hope he didn't post any pictures of himself to "lure" these women.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)

85 With the fishing lure approach I guess.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (uTY3H)

86 Did you catch up with your pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam?


And his brothers Black and Red

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

87 hang bait off his piercings?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM


---

I was thinking something like that, but just coudln't articulate it.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (OXL6p)

88 Registered sex offender arrested for trying to lure women

I'm gonna say, not with looks or charm.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (/D1gp)

89 66 I bet he's good at putting together puzzle boxes.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (oZ6kz)

We have such sights to show you

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (NWiLs)

90 #OrcSexLivesMatter

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

91 Oh, give the guy a break. He's horny.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)

92 I've wondered for a long time what Chucky Schumer would look like without makeup. Now I know.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (xm5UF)

93 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (wCmLp)


If by pull, you mean like by their hair into an alleyway, then maybe.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (z79tQ)

94 "#notallorcs

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (Izzlo) "

How dare these white people appropriate my culture. As a non-orc they can never understand the intersectionality of being a green bodied person in a white man's world.

Posted by: Orc Bjorcson at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (oZ6kz)

95 His mug makes sending dick pics look positively civilized in comparison.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (QLvwG)

96 What sex species does he self-identify as?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (208R5)

97 So what did he do? Put a pair of Jimmy Choos in a dark alleyway?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (PJmyj)

98 Can we set up with this woman?

(warning-really not an attractive woman)

https://tinyurl.com/y8373yfs


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)

99 I bet he's good at putting together puzzle boxes.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 06:14 PM (oZ6kz)

We have such sights to show you
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (NWiLs)


Turns out those guys are not at all like the Mennonites. Easy enough mistake, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx)

100 At first I thought it might be Brian Stetler. But I guess he was too busy eating Mr Potato Head and his family.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (C6Bub)

101 Hmm, I wonder if he'd let me stand next to him?

......I need someone to make me look good.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (qC1Sy)

102 Wicked stepmother's idea of a blind date - He's got a nice personality...

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

103 If luring women is wrong I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (4e+hS)

104 So what did he do? Put a pair of Jimmy Choos in a dark alleyway?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at J




choo choo motherfucker

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (MTjB1)

105 "My fighting Uruk-Hai" always sounded like a Mordor high school football team to me

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (Izzlo)

106 Has he formed his exploratory committee for the Democrat nomination in 2020? Seems highly qualified.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (VaN/j)

107 AmEx Black in the middle of a spring trap

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

108 "So, how's that Dale Carnegie course working out for you?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (208R5)

109 "He's actually very sweet. We talked about trains." -- Alexandria Occasional-Cortex

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (RoSgI)

110 "Turns out those guys are not at all like the Mennonites. Easy enough mistake, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx) "

Jacobite, Cenobite, Mennonite, same diff.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (oZ6kz)

111 Can we set up with this woman?

(warning-really not an attractive woman)

https://tinyurl.com/y8373yfs


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)


They say there's someone for everyone.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (T71PA)

112 84 I hope he didn't post any pictures of himself to "lure" these women.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)


His eHarmony pic is Clint Howard.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

113 I wonder at what age he took the fork in the road and shoved it through his tongue?


I don't think he stopped at his tongue.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (uTY3H)

114
A TSA agent's nightmare.


Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (QLvwG)


Nah. Under Obama's reign of terror, this guy would have skated through. I, on the other hand, was always pulled out of line for a complete gyno exam.


Since PDT was elected, that shit has stopped. Which makes me suspicious (as if) that the guy taking photos of our Tea Party leaders with our name tags here "might" have been working for The One.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

115
Registered sex offender


He registered as "willing to engage in sex"? With what?

Or perhaps I'm missing something ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (pNxlR)

116 Hillary could have hit that. So hard.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (14URa)

117 was thinking something like that, but just coudln't articulate it.
Posted by: shibumi at J



wedding distractions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

118 Can we set up with this woman?



(warning-really not an attractive woman)



https://tinyurl.com/y8373yfs







Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)


GAH! MY EYES!

(nice one, Fen!)

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (QLvwG)

119 Oh, behave!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (zmIJL)

120 Tomorrow morning marks one year to the day since I lost my beautiful wife.
I have a strange desire to punch and idiot and then get shit faced.

I may, instead, have one or two drinks--maybe three. If you are so inclined raise a glass in honour of my Faye tonight.

Doesn't matter what's in the glass--Scotch, bourbon, gin, cheap beer, craft beer, buttermilk or kale smoothies are all good.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)

121 He lured Mildred Pierce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (aKsyK)

122 Now I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, would you buy a used dildo from this man?

Posted by: Ultimate Millennial Prosecutor at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (hjaPQ)

123 "My fighting Uruk-Hai" always sounded like a Mordor high school football team to me
-------
Not nearly as good as Miskatonic University's Fighting Cephalopods.

Go 'Pods!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (Hx3Yn)

124 112
84 I hope he didn't post any pictures of himself to "lure" these women.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)



His eHarmony pic is Clint Howard.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

Can't stop laughing. Oh my.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (xm5UF)

125 Pierced Brosnan.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:15 PM (OkKDg)

Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of beer when I read that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (nPGq2)

126 Face it. There are women who are extremely attracted to serial killers in prison. Somewhere, this guy has a love connection. To kill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

127 112 84 I hope he didn't post any pictures of himself to "lure" these women.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)

His eHarmony pic is Clint Howard.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

LOL!

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (Izzlo)

128 I'm getting sick of having to put up with this shit. I'm just about ready to back anyone who says anyone caught looking like this will be shot on sight, and anyone who complains about it will be shot next.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (k1TUh)

129 > Registered sex offender

He registered as "willing to engage in sex"? With what?

Or perhaps I'm missing something ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:19 PM (pNxlR)


I think "registered" means "has papers".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (t+qrx)

130 I guess I am a little behind on this piercing thing. Didn't know you could do knobs.

Could knobs be of use somehow?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (+fPHo)

131 He registered as "willing to engage in sex"? With what?

Anything too slow to escape, I'm guessing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

132 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (wCmLp)

_____

More than most married guys here too.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (RoSgI)

133 We need to have a talk.

Posted by: Jillette Razor at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (9dzlp)

134 Well he would make good great white shark bait.

Plenty of places to fasten the hook. Would create quite a wake on his own, when towed behind the boat.

And no need for him to be live bait either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (Z4rgH)

135 >>>>Has he changed his name to Gorbag?<<<<
So close.
Shagrat.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (3DZIZ)

136 110 "Turns out those guys are not at all like the Mennonites. Easy enough mistake, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx) "

Jacobite, Cenobite, Mennonite, same diff.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 06:18 PM (oZ6kz)

"We'll tear your soul apart! But after the barn-raising."

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

137 I guarantee you that he probably pulls more tail than a lot of single guys on this board. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2019 06:06 PM (wCmLp)

**********************

That's impossible, that would presume Morons have standards!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (+dsLj)

138 Welp, certainly makes it easy to tell who the retard is in a group.

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (MVjcR)

139 I guess I am a little behind on this piercing thing. Didn't know you could do knobs.

Yeah they put, I think its silicon shapes under your skin so you can have horns and bumps and stuff. Its... very odd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

140 Tomorrow morning marks one year to the day since I lost my beautiful wife.
I have a strange desire to punch and idiot and then get shit faced.

I may, instead, have one or two drinks--maybe three. If you are so inclined raise a glass in honour of my Faye tonight.

Doesn't matter what's in the glass--Scotch, bourbon, gin, cheap beer, craft beer, buttermilk or kale smoothies are all good.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)

------------

Will do, NL. I hope you're doing as well as you can.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (ffYR/)

141 off topic.

I was watching to youtoobs and saw that a Star Wars fan made a fairly decent short film called "Vader: Shards of the Past". Before he made it, he contacted Lucasfilm to see if was okay and they told him yes, as long as doesn't crowd-fund and/or monetize the video. So he self-financed it and didn't monetize it on the youtoobs. But it went viral and got something on the order of 7 million views, so Disney filed a copyright strike against the channel and monetized it for themselves. So far, Disney has earned about $80,000 off of this guys video.

What a crock of expletive.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (p0nVR)

142 you know, if he was using tinder or something and using his real picture we really should not be going after him for luring women. whoever gets a look at that pic, then decides whoo boy I want to get me some of that! might not be benefiting the country that much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (MTjB1)

143
how does he lure women?

He puts on a pussy hat

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (TAmPV)

144 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Cher at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (zmIJL)

145 Florida took one look at this guy and said, "No way, even we have standards."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (qC1Sy)

146 Could knobs be of use somehow?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (+fPHo)

------

Are you talking about a "knob job?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (5aX2M)

147

Oooo I want to be his cellie!

He gets the bottom bunk, I get PMITA Dry everyday and twice on Sunday!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (n2qRY)

148 Layoff Clint Howard as he saved Apollo 13.

Had some sort of a bear friend too, I recall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (QLvwG)

149 111 Can we set up with this woman?

(warning-really not an attractive woman)

https://tinyurl.com/y8373yfs


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)

Oh thank God. I was afraid it was going to be Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

150 *raises glass to Faye* and hugs to Northernlurker. I can't imagine your pain.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)

151 "We'll tear your soul apart! But after the barn-raising."


That made me giggle-snort.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (uTY3H)

152 What does he do for a living? Stock the shelves at Target?

Posted by: dantesed at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (88xKn)

153
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)


Now, do all y'all see how we're corrupting Fen?

We used to be able to click on her links without fear and loathing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

154 I formally nominate the comments on this thread as the "Best of 2019."

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (xm5UF)

155 Well he would make good great white shark bait.

Plenty of places to fasten the hook. Would create quite a wake on his own, when towed behind the boat.

And no need for him to be live bait either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at J




wouldn't work. too much metal. would mess with the shark's electrical detectors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (MTjB1)

156 In similar news, the waste of skin who kidnapped Jayme Closs washed out of the Marines in less than a month. Shocker, I know.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (dcu2m)

157 He's got more metal in his face than the JV punk monkey.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (tVDnh)

158 I may, instead, have one or two drinks--maybe three. If you are so inclined raise a glass in honour of my Faye tonight.



Doesn't matter what's in the glass--Scotch, bourbon, gin, cheap beer, craft beer, buttermilk or kale smoothies are all good.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)

Doing that right now, Teem. To the memory of your lovely wife, Faye.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (nPGq2)

159 Could knobs be of use somehow?

You could hold to them when he's... uh nevermind.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

160 Florida took one look at this guy and said, "No way, even we have standards."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (qC1Sy)


Ohio said, "We'll take him."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

161 Are you talking about a "knob job?"
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The know no one dare polish.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (Hx3Yn)

162 Awww he just needs a hug..

Posted by: Gene Wilder at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (ICWiF)

163 84 I hope he didn't post any pictures of himself to "lure" these women.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)

He disguised his voice as a womens voice and was soliciting for a babysitter and other home services.

The police should check the crawlspace, bring in the cadaver dogs, and search any remote areas he frequented.

Hopefully he didn't get far enough to actually rack up a body count.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (kfj5i)

164 128 I'm getting sick of having to put up with this shit. I'm just about ready to back anyone who says anyone caught looking like this will be shot on sight, and anyone who complains about it will be shot next.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (k1TUh)


You have my endorsement.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (sdi6R)

165 At least Mennonites smell pretty good.






I'll show myself out.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2019 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

166 Cool it people. bluebell is here!

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2019 06:25 PM (MVjcR)

167 Doesn't matter what's in the glass--Scotch, bourbon, gin, cheap beer, craft beer, buttermilk or kale smoothies are all good.



Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)



Having a glass of red wine. {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

168 Is this the dude girls bring home to get back at their parents? Is that how this all happened?

You! Yeah you! We're dating now. Jump in the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:25 PM (PJmyj)

169 If you are so inclined raise a glass in honour of my Faye tonight.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)


I will, Northernlurker.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (t+qrx)

170 I sat next to him at a dinner and the guy never looked at me once! It was like he didn't even know I'm a woman. I'm so insulted he didn't subject me to his Male Gaze.

Posted by: Lena Duh-nam at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (zmIJL)

171 He took a shower once but stopped when everyone started calling him Rusty.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (guOXV)

172 He pull tail alright. Anything he is going after probably also have hooves.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (ABjxW)

173 This is one of those threads that has given me the giggles, and I have tears streaming down my face.


What a nice break from the insanity ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (RoSgI)

174 Dis guy couldn't get work on a fishing boat either. Face gets snagged in the nets all the time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (QLvwG)

175 Hopefully he didn't get far enough to actually rack up a body count.

My guess is they had an eye on him but... who the hell knows these days, with how cops are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (39g3+)

176
Layoff Clint Howard as he saved Apollo 13.

Had some sort of a bear friend too, I recall.
Posted by: Count de Monet


And Tranya

https://youtu.be/_2cdXv93cRY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

177 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)

I would never dishonor the memory of a loved one with kale. I know this has to be a terribly difficult time for you. Our thoughts and prayers are with you, and we're here if you need us.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (NWiLs)

178 >>>It's in California. He'd put on a fake lady voice and call up women to come be a babysitter. His plan was trap them and do pervy stuff. It apparently never worked, but one target was a minor, so he got arrested.

So he's fucking retarded?

Posted by: Max Power at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (q177U)

179 Hello Horde.

Yes, this is me in the prayer chain.

I am writing to ask for your help. To be clear, I have asked for and received help already. I wanted all to know that. Circumstances are such that I find myself needing ask another time.

-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated. Please pray that he gets a job.

https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment

The campaign tells the story, but this is my situation:

I am partially handicapped, with limited mobility and only 25% use of my strong right arm. Up until June, I was still able to drive for Uber, and did so for over a year. I was deactivated as a driver at that time.

My only family is a brother who I was helping financially while working. My "friends", I found, consisted of those from a marriage of 17 years which ended three years ago. I have been turned down for welfare benefits because, as reported, I made too much money this last year to qualify. I applied for SSDI, and am awaiting their first denial, as I'm told this is their standard practice.

While working, I had built up a small reserve of money, one that was used up recently to pay an oral surgeon to treat a badly abscessed tooth.

I have been everywhere in applying for jobs, and in the past 6 months have only gotten 3 days of good freelance work, and 5 days of temp work. I will find something, as failure is not an option. In the meantime, I am looking at homelessness very soon. This is the reason for my request. Anything you could do would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for listening, and I have put my email in my nic if anyone would like to contact me off of the board. I will post this once only per thread for today and tomorrow. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM (ffYR/)

180 Ahem: Oakland: Pitchers and Catchers report February 11.


That is all.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (qC1Sy)

181 He's too vanilla for me.

Posted by: Samantha Bee at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (zmIJL)

182 Ferrous Bueller.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (OkKDg)

183 You! Yeah you! We're dating now. Jump in the car.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:25 PM (PJmyj

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If my sister brought this guy home, my mom would freak out and shoot him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (5aX2M)

184 What come out of the kitchen when you say you want to compliment the chef . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (QLvwG)

185 I'll bet Shep would be attracted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

186 #MarsNeedsWomen

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (dcu2m)

187 >>how does he lure women?

I think with a spinner and a treble hook.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (ABjxW)

188 Authorities said he is a registered sex offender with a prior conviction of indecent exposure.


Of his face?

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (786Ro)

189 Is this the dude girls bring home to get back at their parents? Is that how this all happened?

"Yes that's right DADDY, his name is Rusty and I love him!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)

190
What a crock of expletive.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (p0nVR)


They got an extension of the copyright on their rat until the twelfth of 'leventy never, too! It pays to throw one's weight around, chumps!

-- Did Ne or Didn't Ne Corp.
"Bow Down to Da Rat!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (pNxlR)

191 Ferrous Bueller.
---------
Now that's a good 'un.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (Hx3Yn)

192 I'll bet Shep would be attracted.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Re-defining Metal Head.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (OkKDg)

193 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (MkcN1)

Doing that right now, Teem. To the memory of your lovely wife, Faye.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (nPGq2)
150 *raises glass to Faye* and hugs to Northernlurker. I can't imagine your pain.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY) Will do, NL. I hope you're doing as well as you can.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 16, 2019 06:22 PM (ffYR/)

Clink

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (MkcN1)

194

Psycho strippers love this guy. He probably gets lots of skanky tail.

Posted by: M K Ultra at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (n2qRY)

195 156 In similar news, the waste of skin who kidnapped Jayme Closs washed out of the Marines in less than a month. Shocker, I know.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (dcu2m)

-------

An initial report said his brother was a convicted sex offender. I have not heard any follow up, so maybe that was in error?

It wouldn't be the first time our media got shit wrong.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (kfj5i)

196 how does he lure women?


Essential oils.

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

197 I've seen prettier orcs.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (sPJyv)

198 *raises a glass of ice water to Northern... um, Teem*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (39g3+)

199 His first attempt at making a shrapnel IED was a failure.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM (ABjxW)

200 Him and Cher making out would sound like marbles and jumping jacks in a dryer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM (PJmyj)

201 Could knobs be of use somehow?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 06:21 PM (+fPHo)

(heterodyne whistle, twiddles knobs some more)
"Come in Tokyo, come in Rangoon!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM (nPGq2)

202 Northern Lurker,

cheers. and may the Lord hold you in the palm of His hand and comfort you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM (d7Ww2)

203 I could actually see this guy getting a gig at CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

204 I've seen prettier orcs.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ruxaba

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

205
Is this the dude girls bring home to get back at their parents? Is that how this all happened?


You never loved me, Daddy! But Spencer here does!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (pNxlR)

206 No fucking way pal

Posted by: TSA guy at the scanner at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (ABjxW)

207 what state is he the governor in? guy looks like a rising star of the democratic party. has all the credentials.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (KP5rU)

208 He could drive around in a white panel truck while the loudspeaker plays Pop Goes The Weasel.

He's The Good Tumor Man.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (Z4rgH)

209 Dick Cheney's hunting buddy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (OkKDg)

210 He looks a bit like Vizzini.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (FTlwv)

211 196 how does he lure women?


Essential oils.
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

Pumpkin spice in the Fall.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

212 Also kyoot orcs

http://tinyurl.com/y8xptg9a

There's some kind of internet rule about it, I'm sure; there's a cute version of everything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

213 I could actually see this guy getting a gig at CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)


He'd make a great speed-bump.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (z79tQ)

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (Rxduq)

215 > how does he lure women?

Essential oils.
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)


3-In-One is considered essential, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (t+qrx)

216 He took a shower once but stopped when everyone started calling him Rusty.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2019 06:26 PM

Pssst...hey buddy, great horns. I got the authentic Tin Man oilcan right here. I'll let ya have it for ten bucks. Wouldn't you like to own a real piece of movie history? Plus it's practical. Keep it filled and presto...no more rust!

Posted by: Guy Just Trying To Make A Buck Off Rusty at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (zmIJL)

217 He must of been bagging warthogs out of season.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (vbe3j)

218 In fairness to Mr. Martinez, neighbors say he makes a Chess pie to die for.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (hjaPQ)

219 Kurt Kobain was going for a similar look.

Didn't work out.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (OkKDg)

220 >>He could drive around in a white panel truck while the loudspeaker plays Pop Goes The Weasel.


Pop Goes The Weasel would be a great name for the gun thread.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

221 How does he have two big forehead bumps...?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



*******


I bet I could read his mind...

Posted by: Helen Keller at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (m45I2)

222 He can sit on my face anytime!

Posted by: Jimmy Acosta of CNN at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (xm5UF)

223 Too bad they probably already did the Shrek XXX porn parody, he would have been a shoo in.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (v5wjt)

224 I'd like to see his parents. Probably attended Woodstock.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (ABjxW)

225 There's some kind of internet rule about it, I'm sure; there's a cute version of everything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

Rule 34. No, wait, that's something entirely different.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

226 I've seen prettier orcs.
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at J



dude, she looks like a handful but she is at least a 7. get the horns, maybe an 8.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (MTjB1)

227
He'd make a great speed-bump.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (z79tQ)


Doing the jobs Chechen pressure cooker bombers can no longer do!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (pNxlR)

228 You look at this guy and think, "Buddy, if you'd have taken the money you spent on adding a tackle box to your face and used it for a gym membership, you'd have probably had a few bucks left over for a decent ride. But no, you just have to show everyone just what poor life choices can do to a person."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)

229 I could cure him, but the cure would come at a terrible cost.

Posted by: Max Power at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (q177U)

230 could actually see this guy getting a gig at CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:29 PM



Ana Navarro's nails aren't going to file themselves.

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (786Ro)

231 The real test of his attractiveness now that he's in the slammer is how many hundreds of lovestruck females write him letters.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (CeJUf)

232 On the bright side, the cops didn't need a dragnet for this perp because he looks like he's been snagged before.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (wxZSX)

233 How does he have two big forehead bumps...?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


*******


I bet I could read his mind...
Posted by: Helen Keller at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (m45I2)


Noice!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (z79tQ)

234 Future CNN correspondent...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 16, 2019 06:32 PM (Gs5TH)

235 "Lure" women? Like with a hook?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

236 Remember that scene in Breaking Bad with the magnets?

That would be sooooo much fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PJmyj)

237 He'd put on a fake lady voice and call up women to come be a babysitter. His plan was trap them and do pervy stuff. It apparently never worked, but one target was a minor, so he got arrested.

So he's fucking retarded?
Posted by: Max Power at January 16, 2019 06:

---------

"What was your first clue something was wrong ma'am?"

"Well, when I got to the house to babysit, he and all his friends were in the yard toiling away, building this creepy tower with a flaming eye on top. It just felt... weird."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 06:33 PM (5aX2M)

238 231 The real test of his attractiveness now that he's in the slammer is how many hundreds of lovestruck females write him letters.
Posted by: Skookumchuk

HIYA SKOOK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)

239 236 Remember that scene in Breaking Bad with the magnets?

That would be sooooo much fun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PJmyj)

YEAH! SCIENCE!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

240 Pop Goes The Weasel would be a great name for the gun thread.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (/tuJf)


heh. Well done, sir.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 06:34 PM (T71PA)

241 I think we've found Jigglypoof's soulmate.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 16, 2019 06:34 PM (odzEc)

242 Hello.

Another Day, Another Weirdo.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 06:34 PM (/Z/Su)

243 Northerlurker - Wasn't going to have one but for for your love I will.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 06:34 PM (/rm4P)

244 I'm going to go out on a limb and say Don Lemon, Andi Cooper, and Shep! would find this guy "exciting."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

245 If you are so inclined raise a glass in honour of my Faye tonight.

_____


Done.


*vitrual hug*

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (RoSgI)

246 Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I would write to your fine publication but I just have to tell what happened to me...

Posted by: Mitt Rombley at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (xm5UF)

247 Separated at birth.

https://tinyurl.com/y965jsr3

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Hx3Yn)

248 He looks like the guy from the Lovers Lane story who was scratching at the passenger door, the teens drive off in terror, and later find a hook stuck on the door handle.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (zmIJL)

249 Real healthy society we got here.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Izzlo)

250

Pale N. Steel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (aKsyK)

251 >>>How does he have two big forehead bumps...?<<<

Fish Whacker.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (wxZSX)

252 >>Could knobs be of use somehow?

They keep me from sliding off.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (2cuLk)

253 Thank you for the raised glasses.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (MkcN1)

254 Cobs, Ace, it's back -- hash (oYXvC)

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (786Ro)

255 Troll at #250.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

256 To Faye!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (QLvwG)

257 Now the hash is oYXvC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

258 Posted by: Not so Calm Mentor. at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (oYXvC)

Your mother must be so proud.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (hjaPQ)

259 Banhammer on 250 now!

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (Izzlo)

260 4. Winner winner chicken dinner

Posted by: Kactus at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (9RQ4k)

261 250 What a silly troll on the previous thread. Calm Mentor (the guy who couldn't hold down an Uber driver job) can't afford a gun to eat a bullet with. He's much more likely to use a rope.

Feb 14 seems like an accurate guess for the day he tops himself though. Lol.
Posted by: Not so Calm Mentor. at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM (oYXvC)


Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (PJmyj)

262 Every family has a black sheep. Even the Hutts.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (guOXV)

263
#250 needs to be made gone, for good, and right now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (pNxlR)

264 Fag boy is back at 250.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (nPGq2)

265 I can only imagine what kind of piercings this guy sports on his Orc Drok.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (h5OMN)

266 Looks like BSG is at a library again.

Someone PLEASE banhammer 250.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

267 240 Pop Goes The Weasel would be a great name for the gun thread.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

heh. Well done, sir.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 06:34 PM (T71PA)
--------
I need to think of a way to use that!

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)

268 Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I would write to your fine publication but I just have to tell what happened to me...
Posted by: Mitt Rombley at January 16, 2019 06:35 PM


Mitt, you're a damned liar. I'm just not that into you.

Posted by: Guy with horns and spikes in his head at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (zmIJL)

269 Wow. Just wow.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Rule 2: DO NOT QUOTE THE TROLLS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (39g3+)

270 Please ban hammer that ass out of here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (PJmyj)

271 how does he lure women?
..........

He stands around outside Starbucks bathroom.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

272 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (PJmyj)

FFS don't copy and paste the trolls. Now cleanup is more difficult.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

273 Rule 2: DO NOT QUOTE THE TROLLS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:37 PM (39g3+)

I just wanted to doc his hash but point taken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (PJmyj)

274 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ... but dude, you really need to up your game. Those bumps are pathetic.

Posted by: Darth Maul at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (/qEW2)

275 What a stud, stud, stud, stud, stud, stud, stud, stud, stud...oops, lost count.

Posted by: Girl what dates inmates at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (a1s18)

276 We need a better class of troll.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (0OmEj)

277 Is it wrong I wish the Banhammer could electrocute these trolls?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

278 And 263 has to be deleted.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

279 >> I'd like to see his parents. Probably attended Woodstock.

Posted by: Roy

I'm thinking Chernobyl.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)

280 238, Hey, there Nurse Ratched, RN!

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (CeJUf)

281 Don't FFS me. I was trying to help.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (PJmyj)

282
Disappear #259 while you're at it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pNxlR)

283 oTXvC, we should talk.

Preferably in person.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (IfYaq)

284 Here we were having almost as much fun as the chainsaw bayonet thread and some troll has to come and crap all over everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)

285 I hope at least some of these trolls hit droppings are being forwarded directly to local law enforcement personnel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (miE9U)

286 *wishes troll out into the cornfield*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (QLvwG)

287 "164 128 I'm getting sick of having to put up with this shit. I'm just about ready to back anyone who says anyone caught looking like this will be shot on sight, and anyone who complains about it will be shot next.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2019 06:20 PM (k1TUh)

You have my endorsement.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 06:24 PM (sdi6R) "

And mine.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (5fNnO)

288 259 Northern Lurker, after a year all alone, might eat a bullet tonight though.
Posted by: Not so Calm Mentor. at January 16, 2019 06:36 PM (oYXvC)

Really? Wow! you just made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (MkcN1)

289 Well, now we finally know what BSG looks like.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

290 oTXvC, we should talk.

Preferably in person.


I'll drop by with an axe handle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)

291 This has to be a form of cyberstalking/bullying. Good grief.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

292 Oh this G-d damn motherfucker.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (5aX2M)

293 The troll is just mad because we are joking about his boyfriend.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (xm5UF)

294 Man, I got in way too late on this one. All the crappie jokes already taken. Oh well, nothing to carp about.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

295 Disappear #259 while you're at it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pNxlR)


This. Unbelievable. Yep, evil exists among us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

296 I can't believe the crap people will say to each other on the internet. Just amaze balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (PJmyj)

297 Did he have a van with 'Free Candy' on the side?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (r/WuD)

298 you know that somewhere out there there is some girl who literally gets of on his hornnubs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

299 Re the topic above:

Nice to see AOC has her 2020 veep already chosen!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (miE9U)

300 Jeebus...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

301 Preferably in person.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (IfYaq)

The worst part of this kind of "human" is that they thrive on the anonymity.
Face to face you rarely get this kind of shit without some violent remediation, which has a mellowing effect over time.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (z79tQ)

302 281 >> I'd like to see his parents. Probably attended Woodstock.

Posted by: Roy

I'm thinking Chernobyl.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)

Lead pipes don't make themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2019 06:40 PM (guOXV)

303 I long for the heady days when Palin Steele told me the baby we lost in the second trimester wasn't actually human.

A kinder, gentler time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

304 guessing he picks up girls by telling them his dad is hellboy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:41 PM (MTjB1)

305 281 >> I'd like to see his parents. Probably attended Woodstock.

Posted by: Roy

I'm thinking Chernobyl.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)

heh heh

Posted by: Gene Wilder at January 16, 2019 06:41 PM (ICWiF)

306 Wow, that is, without a doubt, the nastiest troll I've seen on AoS.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:41 PM (qC1Sy)

307 What a sad life to be obsessed with someone online you've never even met. Just a hint, wannabe edgelord - this site has many upstanding people like CM and NL and Fen and bluebell, but it also has sick fucks like me. You're out of your fucking league, rodent.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 06:41 PM (v5wjt)

308
Occupation: NMR technician

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2019 06:41 PM (LsBY9)

309 Resemblance of the individual depicted above to any Miklos, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Posted by: Miklos, with the legal stuff at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (zCyNd)

310 279 >> I'd like to see his parents. Probably attended Woodstock.

Posted by: Roy

I'm thinking Chernobyl.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)


LOL!

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

311 I would hit it with a hammer, a sledgehammer, a Mac truck, and a zamboni. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (/+bwe)

312 I can totally see piercing boy working as a carnie. Or ice cream truck driver.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

313 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

Chibi Garona?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (uquGJ)

314 Broseidon, well said.
Looking forward to seeing you on the Trebek show. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (miE9U)

315 Hey Kamala, I got your VP pick right here! Registered Sex Offender Dude With Horns n' Studs! You're welcome, dear.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (zmIJL)

316 What is it with all of the disgustingly vile trolls on here today?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

317 JuJu, I already called it. AOC has dibs!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (miE9U)

318 312 I can totally see piercing boy working as a carnie. Or ice cream truck driver.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

Shudder at the thought of this puke handing stuffed animals to kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (PJmyj)

319 got your VP pick right here! Registered Sex Offender Dude With Horns n' Studs! You're welcome, dear.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at J



she would never select some guy that willie loaned her out to as her running mate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

320 Northern Lurker, has it been a year? From experience, that first year is the toughest. It'll still hurt, but it does get a bit easier from here. May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (gC2IV)

321 If I could reach out through the internet I'd hammer a troll in person.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (0OmEj)

322 No doubt born at Mordor
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 06:13 PM

More door? Don't mind if I do. A third one would really set my house apart.

Posted by: Dr. Chrissy Ford at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (zmIJL)

323 Ruth Bader Meinhoff tango uniform yet?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

324
*ponders the morning chimp*

Proof positive that we descended from apes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (w54mS)

325 He has lots of movie roll potential, they still make horror movies.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (/rm4P)

326
What is it with all of the disgustingly vile trolls on here today?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)


Locked out EPA hallway crappers gotta find something to do with all their current free time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (pNxlR)

327 Hmm...Do you find him more attractive with little horns, minimal metal and no tan or no horns, maximum metal and tan? Difficult choice.

Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (jm1YL)

328 To Faye... and to you as well NL.

Posted by: IP at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (dM3St)

329 I can totally see piercing boy working as a carnie. Or ice cream truck driver.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)



Shudder at the thought of this puke handing stuffed animals to kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (PJmyj)


In the first year we lived in IL, we went to the Kane County festival, and a carnie yelled at my husband, who was holding 5 y.o. D'oh Boy, "Hey. Bring your little nose picker over here and see if he can win a prize."

We left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

330 I'll drop by with an axe handle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)

Like this?

https://tinyurl.com/y9m89863

Posted by: Lester Maddox (D) at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (zCyNd)

331 That picture. I did not need to see that. No, I did not...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (JoUsr)

332 Chibi Garona?

maybe, some WoW fan page with lots of chibi illustrations. You can make almost anything kyoot with big eyes. The Japanese are really creative at it, even creating cute girl anthropomorphizations of products.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

333 JuJu, I already called it. AOC has dibs!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM

Jell-o pit fight to claim him.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (zmIJL)

334 Nothing like trolling online, saying stuff they wouldn't dare say in person, because they know if they said such things in person, they'd be "helped" to find the door, and might succeed, after the fourth or fifth try.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (qC1Sy)

335 How'd he grow horns? Photoshop?

Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (nvUhy)

336 290 oTXvC, we should talk.

Preferably in person.

I'll drop by with an axe handle
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)

I have a three-headed morning star. In fact, it kind of looks like the chap in the photo.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (Izzlo)

337 I remember when this sex offender was just a young man. I sure miss those "play" sessions we had back in the day while he was in grade school. <sigh>

Posted by: Hairy Reid Ex Senator and Alleged Pederast at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (xm5UF)

338 'Bet I can make you feel horny'

'Touch my head'

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (h5OMN)

339 Come with me if you want to die.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (GbPPJ)

340 Remember that our lefty friends are not creative enough to do anything but, project.

So perhaps prayers for the troll to receive intervention might be in order. Or not.

And to lovely Faye, this covfefe is for you!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (t0Z53)

341 JuJu Bee, OMG.
"The Fugliest Show On Earth" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (miE9U)

342 Hey, fuckface.

Let's you and me get together. Email in nic. We can have our very own little MoMe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (5aX2M)

343 332 Chibi Garona?

M-m-m-my Garona?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

344

Kind of like Uncle Martin from My Favorite Martian got hooked on Meth and PCP...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (n2qRY)

345 What is it with all of the disgustingly vile trolls on here today?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

Locked out EPA hallway crappers gotta find something to do with all their current free time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (pNxlR)

That's probably a good explanation for the pick up in trolling activity we've had here since the start of the shutdown.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)

346 That guy ought to cut it out before he ends up on Botched.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

347 339 Come with me if you want to die.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2019 06:46 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm not falling for that again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (PJmyj)

348 Like this?

I was thinking more like this

http://tinyurl.com/y8hgxk7t

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (39g3+)

349 We seem to be attracting a lower class of troll.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (/Z/Su)

350 "Your Luggage Locks. Give them to me."

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (h5OMN)

351 343 332 Chibi Garona?

M-m-m-my Garona?
Posted by: Insomniac

excuse me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (d7Ww2)

352 Yeah, he definitely was at a disadvantage with his natural -2 Charisma modifier. How does one stat out "registered sex offender" anyway?

Posted by: pookysgirl has played too much DnD at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (XKZwp)

353 Dude must confuse the hell out of phrenologists.

Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (786Ro)

354 they know if they said such things in person, they'd be "helped" to find the door, and might succeed, after the fourth or fifth try.

Like Al Bundy with one of Kelly's boyfriends

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

355 I sentence him to thirty seconds in an MRI scanner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (dcu2m)

356 Something tells me he has Possum Kingdom by the Toadies playing on repeat.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (uTY3H)

357 Christopher, yup.

Some people just desperately *need* a baseball bat liberally applied to their forehead and genitalia in mega-multiple doses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (miE9U)

358 Has anyone checked with the CommieProgTards about this?

I mean, he's white, which means he can go to jail.

However, he's a freak, which means that he's a protected member of society.

My guess on their take is "he's a victim of discrimination who has been cruelly rejected by women, so they deserve to be raped, especially if they're white Christians."
Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2019 06:11 PM (OXL6p)


Some grievance studies mathematician really ought to figure out some function that takes a bunch of parameters like race, sexual orientation, gender, etc. and returns -1 or 1. If it's -1 they are victims and if it's 1 they are privileged and deserve to be punished.

The one parameter that would be excluded would be any action that they actually do, since in the mind of the leftists you are guilty or innocent not by what you do, but by what you are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (/qEW2)

359 I'm not so sure the horns coming out of his forehead are fake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

360 His dad always told him "if you want the girls, show your mettle."

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (guOXV)

361 351 343 332 Chibi Garona?

M-m-m-my Garona?
Posted by: Insomniac

excuse me?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (d7Ww2)


Such a dirty mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

362 Dude must confuse the hell out of phrenologists.
-----
It's retro-phrenology.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Hx3Yn)

363 Lure? Or gore?

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (uEbPt)

364 Your Luggage Locks. Give them to me."
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM

Is that the new pickup line? *scribbles note*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (/+bwe)

365 I sentence him to thirty seconds in an MRI scanner.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2019 06:48 PM (dcu2m)


We're low-budget here. Just stick his head in a microwave.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (miE9U)

366 That guy ought to cut it out before he ends up on Botched.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (v0R5T)


My wife watches that show. People are fucked up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (T71PA)

367 Such a dirty mind.
Posted by: Insomniac

who? ME?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)

368 Your honor, look at me. I'm a fucking Orc. How the fuck I'm gonna lure a human?
*******************************************************

Well, he's an Orc-Magnon, so maybe he can lure some half-human babes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zmIJL)

369 Proof positive that we descended from apes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (w54mS)

Some are still working on that.

Anyway, any good sales at the mall in Asheville?

Posted by: Miklos, Provisional RNC at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zCyNd)

370 Skippy here is already a registered sex offender . His bail is 500,000... Prolly take 47 members of MS13 to bring him down in San Quinten before they stab him to death... being little dudes and all..

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (ICWiF)

371 Rest in peace, Faye.

*quaffs*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (5fNnO)

372 How'd he grow horns? Photoshop?
Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2019 06:45 PM (nvUhy)
***************
Implants placed under the skin.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (hECVl)

373 When it rains does the inside of his head get wet?
Looks like a lot of leaky spots.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

374 As said lots of government nonessential personal are getting more time off than normal, and their free internet porn time is lacking.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (/rm4P)

375 >>Dude must confuse the hell out of phrenologists.

I bet it's a pretty accurate representation of what's going on inside.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

376 Holy shamoly! Nothing on that bloke is going in my top pocket.

Posted by: Gary Drayton at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (786Ro)

377 367 Such a dirty mind.
Posted by: Insomniac

who? ME?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)

Get a room, you two. You can even push the beds together.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (r/WuD)

378

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (Rca+r)

379 Does anyone else here think it should be made illegal for "doctors" to do these kinds of "modifications" to a person?

I mean, I like capitalism, but geezaloo. If idiots want to mutilate themselves, make 'em go to Mexico.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (miE9U)

380 Where does someone like this work?
Would not be surprised if he is collecting disability.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (hECVl)

381 Locked out EPA hallway crappers gotta find something to do with all their current free time.

Pron on government time>government cheese?

Posted by: Miklos, Provisional RNC nominee at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (zCyNd)

382 When it rains does the inside of his head get wet?
Looks like a lot of leaky spots.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:50 PM

Needs Rustoleum.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (/+bwe)

383 If he can make those studs vibrate there might be a woman or two who would be interested.
And nood.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (MkcN1)

384 Proof positive that we descended from apes.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 06:44 PM (w54mS)



Some are still working on that.



Anyway, any good sales at the mall in Asheville?

Posted by: Miklos, Provisional RNC at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zCyNd)

You've got that wrong!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at January 16, 2019 06:51 PM (QLvwG)

385 Chibi Garona?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2019 06:42 PM

Tulsi Gabbard?

(What language are we dabbling in, anyway?)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (zmIJL)

386 375 >>Dude must confuse the hell out of phrenologists.

I bet it's a pretty accurate representation of what's going on inside.
Posted by: JackStraw

cranio-sacral massage would be a bitch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (d7Ww2)

387 That guy ought to cut it out before he ends up on Botched.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

My wife watches that show. People are fucked up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 06:49 PM (T71PA)
...........

And they love to fuck themselves up.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

388 We're being geaced by the presence of a new(?) troll who is jealous that CM and NL are beloved members of the internet's most awesome community while he got kicked out of his community college's anime club for excessive masturbation during meetings.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (v5wjt)

389 Anyway, any good sales at the mall in Asheville?
Posted by: Miklos
-----------

The entire thing: http://tinyurl.com/y8dllnhq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Ou6XS)

390 Tinfoil hats don't work with this dude.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (zmIJL)

391 Whoa, NaughtyPine! Hello there. Haven't seen you around in a bit, how are things?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (t+qrx)

392 I wonder if his head attracts lightning.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

393 I read a story with an interesting take on the shutdown today. Seems that if these useless Federal workers are furloughed over 30 days, they can be terminated, like when Reagan fired the striking air traffic controllers.

We'll prolly get additional trolls if that happens.

Gird your loins!

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 06:55 PM (/Z/Su)

394 Alright, someone beat me to retrophrenology.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2019 06:56 PM (5fNnO)

395 nood

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 06:58 PM (/Z/Su)

396 Are those earrings or is he doing the thing with stretching his earlobes and sticking disks into them?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 07:02 PM (/qEW2)

397 Bill? Bill Schmalfeldt? So tell me, is it really a dry heat?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 16, 2019 09:11 PM (+Kpte)

398
ace,

ROFLMFAO!

Too much, man. Too damn much.
Love it!


Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 16, 2019 09:16 PM (Z2PYk)

399 "Where are the Human women at?"

Posted by: Kristophr at January 16, 2019 09:41 PM (5xMO4)

400 I wonder what finishing school he went to...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (WYOU8)

401 Bernie voter...wants to date Bernie. Make Bernie his gurl.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (Q1UO3)

Former "Republican" and John McCain Aide Turned MSNBC Host Nicolle Wallace: There Is No Strain of Racism on the Left

Before getting to that, let me link this totally unrelated story about the DNC finally disassociating itself from the anti-semitic, Louis Farrakhan lovin' thots of the so-called Women's March, but refusing to say why they're disassociating, and refusing to condemn their virulent antisemitism.

(And anti-white racism, of course, but apparently everyone is permitted, even encouraged, to be racist against whites, so I don't know why I brought that up. I should know my place. Racism isn't racism, and antisemitism isn't antisemitism, so long as a large enough bloc of the Democrat party is animated to go to the polls by it.)

The Jewish News Syndicate is reporting this morning that the Democratic National Committee has dropped its partnership with Women's March....

[T]he DNC would be following in the footsteps of a number of other groups who have distanced themselves from Women's March. Last week the Southern Poverty Law Center quietly dropped its support, though it refused to issue a statement condemning the anti-Semitism of the Women's March. Other groups that have stopped associating with Women's March include Emily's List, the National Council of Jewish Women, and Greenpeace.

...

It's looking like this has been confirmed but, as with the SPLC, the DNC is dropping out without saying anything about why or criticizing the Women's March at all.

So Niccole Wallace is either unaware of all this and thus is an incompetent and idiot who should be fired for inability to do her (easy) job, or she simply... agrees with the virulent antisemitism of the Women's March leadership, and deems a bit of Jew-Hating to be good for the soul.

I'll leave it to this backstabbing traitor to tell us which.

MSNBC anchor Nicolle Wallace said there is no strain of racism on the left the same day the Democratic National Committee had to pull out of the Women’s March because of an anti-Semitism scandal.

Wallace’s program "Deadline: White House" devoted a segment to Rep. Steve King’s remark about wishing "white supremacy" was not considered offensive. Republicans voted unanimously to condemn white supremacy today but Wallace was laser-focused on trashing every member of her former party for the comment.

"This does not have a parallel on the left. There just--it doesn't. There isn't. There isn't a strain of racism on the left. I don't--so I think that this gets brushed under the rug. People sort of tolerate--it's been normalized," Wallace said. "How do Republicans sort of get back to doing something decent?"

Matthew Miller, a former Obama official, answered that Republicans "would have to completely reinvent the party" in order to not be racist. "The problem they have is, this is not the message of the party," he argued, pointing to Republicans wanting to stop the migrant caravan as evidence.

This exchange completely ignored the anti-Semitism scandal that has been roiling the left ever since reports came out about Women’s March co-founders spreading conspiracy theories about Jewish people. Tamika Mallory and Bob Bland, two of the march’s leaders, had to appear on ABC’s "The View" Monday morning to defend the organization, but they did not denounce the man at the center of the controversy: Nation of Islam minister Louis Farrakhan.

Niccole Wallace, who until a few years ago was an important and respected member of the GOP Establishment, was recently spotted laughing about Antifa's restaurant harassment of actual Republicans.

MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace on Monday cracked that working in the Trump administration nowadays only has downsides, including not being able to eat at restaurants, drawing laughter from her panel.

Discussing the border security impasse between the White House and congressional Democrats that's led to the longest partial government shutdown in history, Wallace and her "Deadline: White House" panel ripped President Donald Trump's "abusive" treatment of his staff.

Wallace said she didn't feel sorry for embattled acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, who Trump reportedly castigated in front of Democratic leaders Sen. Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) and Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.).

"What is the attraction for people coming into the White House at this moment?" New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay asked.

Wallace called it a "resume buster."

"You need a lawyer...you can't eat at restaurants," Wallace said to laughter at the table.

"You can't eat at restaurants, you can't eat in peace," Gay said. "What is the attraction?"

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:59 PM




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1 In b4 the 3000 click-a-day club.

Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2019 05:01 PM (g9U+S)

2 Oh the times! Oh the morals!

- some Roman guy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 05:02 PM (LPnfS)

3 Ugly woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

4 *Insert picture of Barack Obama with Louis Farrakhan here*

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (HoJTN)

5 Man ace is gonna make us wait all day for the AOC "run train" story isn't he?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

6 Ana Navarro, Niccole Wallace - think we know why the GOP keeps losing elections...

Wallace was also the one who said she wanted to strangle Sarah Huckabee Sanders over something, I forget what.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (W+vEI)

7 (And anti-white racism, of course, but apparently everyone is permitted, even encouraged, to be racist against whites, so I don't know why I brought that up. I should know my place. Racism isn't racism, and antisemitism isn't antisemitism, so long as a large enough bloc of the Democrat party is animated to go to the polls by it.)
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I think you hit the nail on the head. Racism is scandalous on the right--but the bigotry that the left embraces is popular within their ranks.

So they wear it proudly.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

8 Anyone want to start piling up the sound bites and Twitter feed?

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (/rm4P)

9 There isn't a strain of racism on the left.

--

I guess technically, if three quarters of the left is racist, one can't really call it a strain of racism.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (0TYt/)

10 willowed:

By the way, since Trump gets to be MC and run the SOTU address the way
he wants he can invite the Angel Mothers to come and give testimony
during his address.

Thanks, Nancy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (0QYMt)

11 >>There Is No Strain of Racism on the Left


Only because it's been rebranded: Intersectionality!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (W+vEI)

12 It's not racism if they do it.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (vbe3j)

13
(humming)
One of these things is not like the other...One of these things does not belong.

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry's Guest Racist at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (H421K)

14 Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt removed their masks over a decade ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (0QYMt)

15 Louis Farrakhan is the greatest leader of all time!

Posted by: Tamika Mallory at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (HoJTN)

16 John McCain may have done more damage to the country than Barry O.

Posted by: Valiant at January 16, 2019 05:04 PM (3MiF8)

17 There is no Left. It is Uniparty.

Fuck her with a rusty knife.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

18
Does anyone believe the Fake News saying President Trump "reportedly castigated" Mick Mulvaney??

The witnesses to this castigation were pelosi and schumer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:05 PM (Rca+r)

19 Dem Joos stole my seat from me.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at January 16, 2019 05:05 PM (HoJTN)

20 1 In b4 the 3000 click-a-day club.
Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2019 05:01 PM (g9U+S)

Well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

21 "There Is No Strain of Racism on the Left"

No, they are pretty warmed up in their racism, they won't strain anything at all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2019 05:05 PM (0QYMt)

22 DC is a font of evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2019 05:05 PM (ZejZP)

23
Her show is called "Deadline: White House"?

That doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (Rca+r)

24 "You can't eat at restaurants, you can't eat in peace," Gay said. "What is the attraction?"
---
Dickishness writ large.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (vDqXW)

25 The left is racism. Not a strain to be found. 99% racist is not a strain.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (0OmEj)

26
There isn't a strain of racism on the left.


No, the left needn't strain to be racist - it comes naturally, like breathing, to them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (pNxlR)

27 Everybody knows the Rothschilds control the weather.

Posted by: Some Idiot Councilman at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (HoJTN)

28 Wallace is just picking up where her former boss left off.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (IxDhF)

29 Woo Hoo what a load of hogwash from the A-Mess-NBC and the Lying Peacock News

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (wGqjj)

30 5 Man ace is gonna make us wait all day for the AOC "run train" story isn't he?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

He's a busy man. Reading this blog is a full time job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

31 No strain at all. Hardly an inconvenience.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (vbe3j)

32 I think she meant "not a smidgen of racism", isn't that the preferred nomenclature?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (0TYt/)

33 This makes me wonder: are they enormously out of touch and ridiculous or are we? Do they really have a finger on the pulse of America or are they ridiculously isolated from reality by living in an island of leftist nonsense? Because I do not sense the hostility toward Trump and what he's doing that they seem to think is such a given you can joke openly about harassing people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (39g3+)

34 DNC finally disassociating itself from the anti-semitic, Louis Farrakhan lovin' thots of the so-called Women's March, but refusing to say why

-
The only time the DNC can do anything right is when they can do it on the down low.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)

35 I got that Jewish money!

Posted by: Lebron James at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (HoJTN)

36 Predators isolate the weakest member of the herd then go in for the kill

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (M12dm)

37 Nicole Wallace. Former host on The View and self-proclaimed hero who helped destroy Sarah Palin.

She's a piece of work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

38 That reminds me: Charlotte McKinney is an attractive woman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

39 She's sabotaged McCain's campaign as a leftist operative. She's just breaking cover now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

40 Banhammer please.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (dUJdY)

41 Soon.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLINGBURGER at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (q177U)

42 Mark down hash TXWyX. They are evil and horrific. Ban worthy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (39g3+)

43 Banhammer at 33 please. STAT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

44 I love being rude to old white people for no reason.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (HoJTN)

45 I think aisle 33 needs a cleanup.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (vDqXW)

46 Posted by: Here comes the bullet
............

da fuq??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (so+oy)

47 Niccole Wallace, who until a few years ago was an important and respected member of the GOP Establishment


That and the headline state the entire problem. McShitty and the RNCe. She sure wasn't "respected" by the base.

Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (mpXpK)

48 Somebody should inform MS13 that Nicole Wallace really, really likes butt stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (nPGq2)

49 Yeah... about that racism thing Nicole.... the Democrats own it, both historically, and currently... in fact, there is NO Democrat Party without racism, and bogotry in general...

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (90T4r)

50 Ace and cobs, you need to ban this hash: (TXWyX)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

51 Ace, there's an infestation at 33.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

52 MSNBC is almost as big a dumpster fire as CNN. Thats saying a lot. Jus sayin.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (0OmEj)

53
So it's cool that Trump admin people can't eat at restaurants? How about at Mississippi lunch counters?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (H421K)

54
Is Deadline: White House a reference to Dodge City??


Back in Wyatt Earp era, Dodge City established
a "deadline" on the main road in the town.

North of the Deadline had strict rules for guns and violence and whoring. South of the Deadline was the riffraff and Hoodlums.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (Rca+r)

55 Anyone want to remind her that her boss swore he was going to build the dang wall?

And that that makes her an immoral racist

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 16, 2019 05:09 PM (TN1P5)

56 Wallace is the one that wore her pathological jealousy of Palin on her sleeve.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (f8ilN)

57 Dems are like the predator working their way up the food chain.

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (M12dm)

58 Banhammer at 33 please. STAT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

Yes. Now. Fucking sicko.

(TXWyX)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (xPJvm)

59 Posted by: Here comes the bullet at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (TXWyX)
***********************
Evil asshole.
One day you may be without a job. May Karma strike you hard.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (hECVl)

60 33 that is beyond vile.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (aCNZ6)

61 What the hell is wrong with some people????

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (90T4r)

62 I love watching white cops get shot. It's like Djano Unchained!

Posted by: Mark Lamont Hill at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (HoJTN)

63 Thank you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (xPJvm)

64

Posted by: Here comes the bullet at January 16, 2019 05:06 PM (TXWyX)

ACE OR SOME COB! Please take this BSG clone and shove him out the door. What a vile piece of shit.

Posted by: Yellow Vest Guy at January 16, 2019 05:10 PM (jYje5)

65 I hear karma is a bitch, troll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

66 33 Eat your own bullet you fuck.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (0OmEj)

67 One c two ls, please. And one a two s'es one h one o one o one e.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (8erNz)

68 "not a smidgen of racism against evil whites ... because all whites have the KKK gene and are born evil and racist and xenophobic. So hating them and wanting them dead is completely rational


sincerely,random insane leftist"

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

69 Ace, you did a lot of work on the content, that I haven't read yet, because your title was so completely encompassing to the core of the post.



But since you did that work, I will now go read it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (sy5kK)

70 That was some vile shit...Actually that is the stuff that should be reported to the police

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (Y+V3r)

71 Thanks, Ace. Probably a Soros troll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

72 "What is the attraction for people coming into the White House at this moment?" New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay asked.


"What is the attraction for people coming to Dresden at this moment?" Marshall of the Royal Air Force Sir Arthur Travers Harris, nicknamed "Bombers" aka "Butcher", asked.

Posted by: similar sentiment in another context at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (786Ro)

73 I hope that excrement was removed before someone saw it that doesn't need that kind of negativity.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (vbe3j)

74 ace, how many years ago did I summarize the four pillars of the "left"/"progressives"/Dems?


Racism/race-baiting, anti-religious bigotry, fake pacifism*, and envy politix (which includes self-dealing, public sector unions, crony-capitalism).


* the "right" is horning in a bit on this action, and won't ever mention aligning defense spending with "strategy" (i.e. drastically reducing it)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (QDnY+)

75 Technically, anti-Jewish thought isn't racism but rather religious bigotry and anti-white thought isn't racism because they're blue eyed devils.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (+y/Ru)

76
I missed it. What happened??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Rca+r)

77 Why doesn't MSNBC hire a urine soaked, homeless, glue sniffer to say the same stupid shit Nicole Wallace says.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (aCNZ6)

78 Posted by: Here comes the bullet

............



da fuq??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2019 05:08 PM (so+oy)

Diseased faggot typing with its prehensile haemorrhoids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (nPGq2)

79 Everyone whoc an afford to should donate some money to Calm Mentor's Gofundme to shove it in that scumbag's face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (39g3+)

80 That's pretty much deranged stalker behavior...

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (90T4r)

81 That was some vile shit...Actually that is the stuff that should be reported to the police

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (Y+V3r)


THIS. That is some of the nastiest, evilest crap I've seen posted by any troll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

82 76
I missed it. What happened??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Rca+r)

Sounds like some nasty strain of Troll, probably picking on Calm Mentor.

Glad I missed it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

83

What did I miss??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (Rca+r)

84 People we don't like can't eat lunch in public tee-hee tee-hee.

We're like the brownshirts--without balls.

Posted by: Aunt Teehee-fa at January 16, 2019 05:13 PM (vDqXW)

85 The true Red Guard of the democrat women's march et al hate petite bourgeois white girls like Nicolle Wallace as much as they despise Jews and rightists. She's first in line for Detention House #1 and doesn't even know it...yet.

Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (g9U+S)

86 Typical white woman.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (HoJTN)

87 There's also no anti-Semitism on the Left, don't believe the smear campaign those weather-controlling shapeshifters are pulling on us!

Posted by: Tamika Mallory and her fellow Wymxn'z Marxers at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (tVQUs)

88 Nasty fucking troll. Begone.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

89 >>What did I miss??

Nothing worth talking about. It's gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

90 70 That was some vile shit...Actually that is the stuff that should be reported to the police
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2019 05:11 PM (Y+V3r)

-------

It's only going to get worse.

The Left senses weakness.

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (M12dm)

91

You can't be racist against whites because whites have "the power."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (aKsyK)

92 You need a lawyer...you can't eat at restaurants," Wallace said to laughter at the table.

and Nicole, Who made that happen? It certainly hasn't been Republicans or Trumps supporters that treat the other team that way.

\and sorry Nicole, this has been happening for a couple of decades at least, How do youlike the Demks riots? how about those demonstrations cutting of Boosh head?
How about hitting Palin with a baseball bat, aksing for Melanias son to watch her be raped?

That's all from Team Progressive Dear.

want to talk about classless fks?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (zy5Ai)

93 Any late thread arrivers the banhammer has fallen and now 33 is a normal comment.

Posted by: paleRider at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (eASYU)

94 I know that MSNBC is just a haven for the most radical and insane leftist theorizing and conspiracy mongering -- Alex Jones for the left wing -- but seriously, they have a lot of people on there that all hoot the same crazy. It always makes me wonder how much I'm missing, and if they aren't more aligned with the public than I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)

95
I missed it. What happened??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:12 PM


A vile leftist (is there any other kind?) calling for a Moron to eat a bullet. Showing their true colors.

Posted by: Yellow Vest Guy at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (jYje5)

96 "What is the attraction for people coming into the White House at this moment?" New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay asked.


"What is the attraction for young men coming to my apartment at this moment?" Democrat donor Ed Buck asked.

Posted by: similar sentiment in another context at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (786Ro)

97 It wasn't the Democrats that broke it off with us. I have it on very good authority, and let me be clear that I'm being absolutely truthful and serious about this, that it was the Jews.

-Tamika Mallory

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (4ErVI)

98
Deadline: White House

I bet they meant "Dateline: White House." They're that dumb.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (H421K)

99 The affiliated womens march in my small, tiny town is being promoted by the chamber of commerce.

I asked them why they are comfortable alienating over half of their clientele's business prospects by supporting these anti-Semitic bigots.........crickets.

And the March goes on, all the businesses in town have the promo poster on their premises. So blind.

Posted by: Derak at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (k6bMt)

100 I saw the Former Republicans play the Harridan's Lounge in Baton Rouge in '12. The show ended early after Antifa goons penis-whipped the piss-drunk band manager after an extremely confused sexual encounter in the shitter during intermission. I tell ya, there was a lotta hate in that dump that night.

Posted by: The Winning at January 16, 2019 05:15 PM (rpnTL)

101 laughter at the table.
"You can't eat at restaurants, you can't eat in peace," Gay said. "What is the attraction?"
-----
resisting you totalitarians.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 05:16 PM (zy5Ai)

102 Morning Murdering Joe used to have Nicole as a regular guest. She, Joe and Mika got along really well.

She's a vile nobody. She was another so-called "conservative" at The View.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

103 33
This makes me wonder: are they enormously out of touch and ridiculous or
are we? Do they really have a finger on the pulse of America or are
they ridiculously isolated from reality by living in an island of
leftist nonsense? Because I do not sense the hostility toward Trump and
what he's doing that they seem to think is such a given you can joke
openly about harassing people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 05:07 PM (39g3+)

60
33 that is beyond vile.

So, by the time I got to the nood, and post #33 was a troll and insulting everyone, the post was already gone.

Now everyone in the future will think Christopher R Taylor is an evil, hateful troll.

Shit on the innocent guy, blame him, and leave!


This is Mainstream Media quality shenanigans right there!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)

104 I'm glad I didn't see that troll post

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2019 05:16 PM (M12dm)

105 How can brainless, classless, soulless trash like this Nicole Wallace get paying work.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 05:16 PM (aCNZ6)

106 Thanks all. I just smiled and took a break after I saw that pile of shit's post.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 16, 2019 05:17 PM (ffYR/)

107 Wallace is also the moron who was Bush's press secretary when the whole Hurricane Katrina mess got dumped on him because she was on her honeymoon and did not return for damage control. Go watch interviews of her trying to play catch up with reporters who already had stories ready to go and assuming they were on her side. Pathetic.

Posted by: roborob 2000 at January 16, 2019 05:17 PM (9uoO8)

108 Mick Mulvaney was castigated?!!
Say it ain't so, PDJT.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, drink deeply of the whine! at January 16, 2019 05:17 PM (LISuA)

109
I was busily typing my historically informative 'ment on Dodge City's "deadline" and I missed the ruckus. Plus, my historically informative 'ment was bypassed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2019 05:17 PM (Rca+r)

110 Sidebar video link basically boils down to: eat meat. Eat all the meat. Also eggs and milk.

I agree.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 16, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

111 >> How can brainless, classless, soulless trash like this Nicole Wallace get paying work.



Well, Corporate Life can be really stressful...

Posted by: Les moonves at January 16, 2019 05:17 PM (h5OMN)

112 OT - but

https://npcdaily.com/1834/ toxic-masculinity-at-an-all-time-low -after-impactful-gillette-ad-released/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

113 Hee-hawing donkey Niccole Wallace has the most annoying face and voice on TV. She's also the most openly insolent towards President Trump. Everything he does or says is a laff riot to Niccole and her panel of dutiful dum-dums.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 16, 2019 05:18 PM (zmIJL)

114
How do youlike the Demks riots? how about those demonstrations cutting of Boosh head?

How about hitting Palin with a baseball bat, aksing for Melanias son to watch her be raped?



That's all from Team Progressive Dear.



want to talk about classless fks?Posted by: willow at January 16, 2019 05:14 PM (zy5Ai

====

Those people all have White Privilege.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2019 05:18 PM (H421K)

115 I call bullshit. EVERYTHING left wingers do is defined by race.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 16, 2019 05:18 PM (IuYIh)

116 Now everyone in the future will think Christopher R Taylor is an evil, hateful troll.

Some people already do

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2019 05:18 PM (39g3+)

117 Thank you for banning that drooling drite, CBD or Ace.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 05:18 PM (tVQUs)