The Morning Report - 5/23/19

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Good morning kids. Lots to cover this Thursday so let's commence. Up front we have two Obama-appointed hacks-in-black (Amit P. Mehta, above) who have ruled that the President and others must turn over their personal financial records to the House Dems so they could go on a fishing expedition to manufacture evidence for impeachment. From Robert Barnes at Human Events:

...The judges' mutual refusal to stay their judgment pending appeal further reflects the partisan motivation behind their conduct. Anyone think they would have approved Congressional subpoenas into Obama's still-sealed educational records? Anyone think they would have approved Senatorial subpoenas into Biden's family finances that concern the large sums of money foreign countries and their agents paid his family during his Vice Presidency under Obama? Anyone think they would have approved wide-scale subpoenas into the activities of the Clinton Foundation during Hillary Clinton's tenure as Secretary of State?

This judgment presents a risk far beyond the politics and personality of Trump, though it is the premise for the courts' conduct; these court orders open Pandora's box for any snooping, stalking, surveilling politician to pry open the most intimate private aspects of any person's life at any time for any reason as they long as they write a memo to themselves that says: we need this for legislation someday, maybe, kinda...

And this cuts straight to the heart of the issue; that is, we are now a nation of two political parties where one respects the founding principles, rules, rule of law and elections in furthering its policy aims (in theory [more on this in a moment]) and another does not. Not only does it not respect the aforementioned, it rejects the very nature of the nation as founded and is hell bent on overthrowing it and installing its leaders and their fellow travelers as rulers in perpetuity going forward. Donald Trump and those who elected him present what amounts to an existential threat to that enterprise. Traditionally, the Democrat-Left-Media Complex knowing full well that many of its policy items could never fly in Congress used the deep state bureaucracy in DC to issue regulations as a super-legislature with an "insurance policy" (there's that phrase again) of as many leftists on the judiciary at every level, especially SCOTUS, to carve them in stone once the inevitable lawsuits flew.

But this action by these two frauds goes beyond mere legislating from the bench. Insidious as that is, at least there is a pretext in most cases of "interpreting" the Constitution to arrive at a decision, gossamer-thin of a fig leaf as that might be. What this is is yet another example of the Judiciary brazenly ignoring the Constitution and acting in an illegal manner to not just usurp the authority of the Executive branch but to be a willing confederate in the destruction of the lives of real people. Just like the illegal usurpations from Judges Buch M. Danno and Tyne E. Bubbles in Hawaii, this must not be allowed to stand. But, it raises another Catch-22 of a problem related to my earlier spiel. How can Trump rely upon a branch of government to redress these issues when that branch itself is the source of the corruption that he is seeking relief from in the first place? As you ponder that M.C. Escher-esque pretzel, I will say that one of this President's greatest achievements is the realignment of the Judiciary from the bottom up. In fact, by the time November 2020 rolls around, we may very well have a 9th Circuit that is no longer majority Maoist. One hopes and prays that all of this will have a stabilizing effect going forward past the Trump years, but my opening observations about the Democrat-Left will not have changed. In fact, you think it's nuts now, wait until 2024 (please G-d), 'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Look at it this way, if the Democrats really respected the rule of the law and the will of the people, would they have engineered this coup to take out Trump before and after his election in the first place? Would they be hell bent to pack the courts, abolish the electoral college, allow foreigners and dead people (including aborted fetuses, presumably) the right to vote (for their candidates only)? As an aside, it's kind of funny, as in completely chutz-pocritical, how they shriek about "stare decisis" when it comes to Roe v. Wade and yet Citizens United, Heller and Janus are evil cancers that must be wiped off the face of the earth.

A house divided against itself cannot stand. As marvelous as these years since that incredible Election Night of November 2016 have been and will be, despite rogue judges and bureaucrats, GOP-e backstabbers, milkshakes, blood-libels, bike locks, sucker punches, beatdowns, and Dick Durbin/James Hodgkinson mass assassination attempts, the specter of 2024 and beyond looms large. Because if the Democrats are willing to do that when they are out of power (the House notwithstanding), what do you think they are going to do the next time they get the Oval Office, legitimately or via the trunk of Al Franken's Buick or the illegal assignment of electoral votes to the national popular vote winner (assuming it's a Democrat, of course). Bad as things are, we're in the eye of the storm right now. Is it merely Katrina or is it the one on Jupiter that's 10 times the size of the Earth with 600mph winds that last forever? Further and further we sail into uncharted territory. G-d help us and G-d bless this President.

Now that I got that out of my system, let's move on to the border, where Prince George's County, Maryland defends its release of illegal alien MS-13 animals who later went on to commit murder, suburban Seattle teen kidnapping suspect is - surprise! - a twice-deported illegal alien animal, a former DREAMr and illegal alien even defends this President and his policies, the administration pushes back on the lie about how much/little wall has been built, Sheila Jackass Lee is as clueless as she is arrogant, and Betsy McCaughey with the facts about illegal aliens and the public housing shortage.

Dem Scandals and Official Joo-Hate (a section that gets bigger with each passing day) - Whoa, the wife of Elijah Cummings is in trouble with the IRS over benefitting from hubby's committee assignments, Hunter Biden's money train from offshore is exposed (can we get to see his tax returns???), Democrats are acting as accomplices in pimping Iran's propaganda (aka treason), "Coonman" Northam is cleared of any wrongdoing (pfft), and Bro-Fo Omar has moved on from attacking the filthy Hebes to bashing Christians.

Civil War 2.0: Pro-infanticide maven sez pro-life protestors "deserve to be shot." Our speech is violence, see? Also see the Islam section for the arrest of an Hamas enthusiast keen on bombing Trump Tower and synagogues.

Politics: Trump rightly blasts Nancy Palsi for her smears about a cover up and promptly dismisses her from this infrastructure negotiation, he also says no deal unless the USMCA deal is passed, Palsi under siege from her own party over impeachment, Nevada votes to disregard the Constitution and disenfranchise its voters, Jeffrey Lord on Peter "Puffer" Buttplug and the Dred Scot Dems, flailing, failing Blotto O'Rourke spews all kinds of lies, Ben Carson eviscerates Bro-Fo Omar after she attacks him on Twitter, and Daniel Greenfield takes apart Mittelschmerz Romney.

First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: CNN in the toilet, polls show Dems not really fans of boycotting Fox (I am), Rahm Emanuel shifts from puppet to puppet master, the Voice of America caves to Chi-Com pressure (Deep State organ) and The Forward exemplifies the notion of the self-gassing Jew.

Abortion: California slag lies about Alabama and abortion laws, and a frightening essay on what rape victims say about abortion.

Foreign Desk: Farage weathers milkshake barrage which might be a harbinger for the EU elections, a US cardinal hammers home the insanity of open borders, and the latest secret Israeli weapon is an eye-opener, unless you're ultra-Orthodox. Meanwhile, US jets intercept Russky bombers in Alaska security zone (hello, Tina Feh), Mittelschmerz is a scumbag, and the Deep State sabotages the much-needed Space Force.

We-All-Slam-For-I-Slam: 86-year-old Turkish Christian martyred for his faith.

Domestic Policy: California sues Trump to get its $1 billion in graft back, NYC becomes rat-infested shit-hole again while declaring war on commuters.

The Economy: Netflix meets its match? Plus with Trump's killing of the deduction for state taxes, blue states scramble to hide higher taxes from their voters.

Crime & Punishment: No, it's not from the Onion.

Education: Several good stories on the politicization of schools as well as good ideas about funding real education, plus a look at the brainwashing of our kids.

Red Greens: Underscoring that last link about brainwashing, Dems overwhelmingly believe we have 12 years until doom plus two other essays on the alarmism madness, and Washington State approves of body dumping and scavenging.

Feminazi and Transgender Psychosis: You will be made to conform or silenced, support for "gay marriage" skyrocketed since 1996, and the chilling effect of #MeToo.

Hither and Yon: It took long enough but CAIR sez "I keeel you!" to Aladdin, Hunt's apologizes for naming Manwich after a man, and dismantling the poison of reparations and diversity.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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1 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2019 07:44 AM (sBm2i)

2 Let's skip Thursday and get straight to Memorial Day weekend. Hands?

Posted by: IanDeal at May 23, 2019 07:45 AM (vgGyZ)

3 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 23, 2019 07:45 AM (81OU+)

4 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (kZUVU)

5 Good Morning Ya'll

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (phXI6)

6 Fourthicles!

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (2LelM)

7 Top 10 ?

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (vWMNq)

8 *raises hand*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (5g4Ek)

9 thanks JJ WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2019 07:48 AM (JFO2v)

10 Yo horde. Top tennish.

Happy Thor's day all.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 23, 2019 07:49 AM (951Yv)

11 I want a Cocaine Mitch shirt but it goes to his campaign. Yeah, fuck that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2019 07:49 AM (5g4Ek)

12 Good morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:49 AM (mpXpK)

13 >>these court orders open Pandora's box for any snooping, stalking, surveilling politician to pry open the most intimate private aspects of any person's life at any time for any reason as they long as they write a memo to themselves that says: we need this for legislation someday, maybe, kinda


OK, Alinsky #4: now do Hillary's finances - personal, foundation, campaign because we need to see the extent of her Russia collusion when sponsoring the pee pee dossier, Uranium One.

Your rules, Dems.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 07:49 AM (W+vEI)

14 Boker tov horde.

The FISC judges were also colluding.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2019 07:50 AM (EZebt)

15 Morning all...

Man, Jeff City is a mess. Fortunately, no fatalities there but 3 died in a town (Golden City) west of Springfield, Mo.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 07:50 AM (cF8AT)

16 Good morning kids. Lots to cover this Thursday so let's commence. Up
front we have two Obama-appointed hacks-in-black (Amit P. Mehta, above)
who have ruled that the President and others must turn over tier
personal financial records to the House Dems so they could go on a
fishing expedition to manufacture evidence for impeachment[/i

He has already appealed that illegal ruling to the DC court of appeals.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

17 13 ...Your rules, Dems.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 07:49 AM (W+vEI)

You presume we have a political party that will hoist them on their own petard, let alone a judiciary and bureaucracy that will bend to our will, legal though our challenges may be (or not if we play by their "rules").

And good morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (zBaqJ)

18 Time to send Marbury v Madison to the Article V shitheap.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (y7DUB)

19 Tami, I'm glad to see you - I was wondering how you did with all those tornados last night.

JJ, thank you as always for such a thorough Morning Report!

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:52 AM (aXucN)

20 16 Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)


It might behoove you to read my entire editorial first and comment on the crux of that biscuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 07:52 AM (zBaqJ)

21 How can Trump rely upon a branch of government to redress these issues
when that branch itself is the source of the corruption that he is
seeking relief from in the first place?


And therein lies the problem.

He has to stop seeking relief from an over-reaching Judiciary by pleading his case to the Judiciary. Every time he does this, he reaffirms the supremacy of the Judiciary over the Executive.

Obama knew how to do this. Time and time again, he made it quite clear that he would simply ignore the Courts. This strategy was so effective that John Roberts made up a bullshit ruling on Obamacare ... simply to save the court the embarrassment of being ignored.

Donald Trump needs to do some simple math, and go count 34 Senators that will support him in an impeachment hearing. If he can count to 34 ... then ignore the courts.

He missed a golden opportunity to do this regarding Acosta.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 23, 2019 07:52 AM (ef0s9)

22 Can't someone in the Senate begin demanding all sorts of records about Clintons, Obamas, Pelosis, Nadlers, et al?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

23 And this cuts straight to the heart of the issue; that is, we are now a nation of two political parties where one respects the founding principles, rules, rule of law and elections in furthering its policy aims (in theory [more on this in a moment]) and another does not?

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And this is exactly why they must be excluded from power, even by using unconventional methods.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2019 07:53 AM (EZebt)

24 Sanctuary City Defends Releasing Illegal Alien MS-13 Accused Murderers: A Detainer Is Not a Warrant

Need to sue the shit out of that city's officials personally.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:54 AM (mpXpK)

25 Amidst all the difficult and painful news, J.J. thanks for the humor on "Manwich", and as always, thanks for your hard work in putting together the Morning Report.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 07:55 AM (ahS0B)

26 I am deeply, utterly sick of the endless war on my president by people in power who haven't the moral authority to tell their children to go to bed. Where and how does this end?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 23, 2019 07:55 AM (H8QX8)

27 22 Can't someone in the Senate begin demanding all sorts of records about Clintons, Obamas, Pelosis, Nadlers, et al?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

Something, something, "That's not who we are"...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 07:56 AM (sm6Pk)

28 He has already appealed that illegal ruling to the DC court of appeals.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

Mahta denied their request for a stay pending appeal. Ruling goes into effect immediately. Which is why 9 banks so far have turned over documents.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 07:56 AM (cF8AT)

29 That meeting with Nazi Peelousy that Trump walked out of didn't end infrastructure only, Trump said 'no legislation while all these investigations continue'.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:56 AM (mpXpK)

30
So, the guy who shot his nuts while doing a keister stash; did he use the barrel of the gun to shove it up there?

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 07:56 AM (zBaqJ)

31 Comment 21 nails it. Trump ought simply say, "Mister Justice Mehta has made his ruling. Now let him enforce it."

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at May 23, 2019 07:56 AM (cUpB1)

32 26 I am deeply, utterly sick of the endless war on my president by people in power who haven't the moral authority to tell their children to go to bed. Where and how does this end?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 23, 2019 07:55 AM (H8QX


Trains and Death Camps.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 07:57 AM (sm6Pk)

33 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 07:57 AM (isI7q)

34 19 Tami, I'm glad to see you - I was wondering how you did with all those tornados last night.

JJ, thank you as always for such a thorough Morning Report!

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:52 AM (aXucN)

Thanks! We're good. The tornadoes all happened south and west of us.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 07:57 AM (cF8AT)

35 Facebook went full Orwell on Carl Benjamin/Sargon of Akaad. You never go full Orwell:


"Benjamin is charged with giving a "neutral representation of John Kinsman, member of Proud Boys" on October 21 last year."

Yes, he is designated a hate agent for being - get this - unbiased.



https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/

1131338581371490305

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 07:58 AM (W+vEI)

36 28 He has already appealed that illegal ruling to the DC court of appeals.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

Mahta denied their request for a stay pending appeal. Ruling goes into effect immediately. Which is why 9 banks so far have turned over documents.
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 07:56 AM (cF8AT)


This is where using the FDIC, SEC and Fauxca-Has-Been's CFPB to threaten retaliation comes in to play.

Except we don't do that, and even if we did, they're run by Leftists and they'd sabotage the attempt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 07:58 AM (zBaqJ)

Tuesday Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21//22/19)

This was suppose to be Tuesday's ONT. However, the regularly scheduled Tuesday ONT was interrupted. You know what happened.

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“When hate comes armed, it can be deadly,” . “But right now, there is no federal law that prevents people convicted of misdemeanor hate crimes from owning or buying guns — a situation that defies both common sense and common decency.” John Feinblatt


Quote II

“Who decides what is the soul of Google and what Google is?” “Is it leadership or employees? There’s a real battle for the soul of these companies right now.Lokman Tsui


Quote III


In some important ways, my generation has failed you. We spent too much time debating, too focused on the fight and not enough on progress. Tim Cook


Quote IV

"[T]he court is not naïve to reality," Mehta wrote, admitting there "is a chance that some records obtained from Mazars will become public soon after they are produced." Barack Obama-appointed judge Amit P. Mehta


Quote V

“That’s consistent with the city’s goal all along, which is to put this in front of the court, let the courts decide whether these ordinances are permissible under Pennsylvania law. The city is not looking to prejudice anyone while those decisions are made. That’s why the city entered into the agreement today.” Eric Tirschwell


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When you think of an inept municipality, is Baltimore the first city you think of? It should be.

On May 7, hackers infected about 10,000 of Baltimore city government’s computers with an aggressive form of ransomware called RobbinHood, and insisted the city pay 13 bitcoin (then $76,280, today $102,310) to cut the computers loose. The hackers claimed the price would go up every day after four days, and after the tenth day, the affected files would be lost forever.

“We won’t talk more, all we know is MONEY!” the ransom note read. “Hurry up! Tik Tak, Tik Tak, Tik Tak!”

But the city has not paid. In the two weeks since, Baltimore citizens have not had access to many city services. The city payment services and email systems are still offline.


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Bitchwitch?

Hunt’s, the company known for making various preserved tomato products like ketchup and tomato sauce, has officially apologized for assuming the sex of its canned sloppy Joe mix. The company is also apologizing for the carbnormative slogan, “A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.”

A spokesman for ConAgra Foods, owner of Hunt’s, says Manwich might self-identify as a man, but so far discussions have been unproductive.


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We all learned something about challenges, didn't we? H/T redc1c4

A top California environmental regulator is threatening to enact tough, new pollution rules -- including an unprecedented ban on cars burning petroleum-based fuels -- in response to a Trump administration plan to relax vehicle emission standards.

California Air Resources Board Chairman Mary Nichols said the state would be forced to pursue “extreme” requirements to offset the uptick in pollution that would be unleashed if federal vehicle emission and fuel economy standards are weakened.


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Liberal Arts + Women's Resource Center = an abomination.

The Women’s Resource Center at San Diego State University apologized on Thursday for sharing an image of an armed Palestinian hijacker, calling it “disrespectful to members of our Jewish community.”

The image — included in a May 8th newsletter that has since been retracted — featured Leila Khaled, who helped seize two planes in Europe in 1969 and 1970 on behalf of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), while holding an AK-47 assault rifle. It was accompanied by the text, “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.”

The slogan has been used by Islamist and other Palestinian nationalist groups to refer to the establishment of an Arab state in the territory between the Jordan River and Mediterranean Sea, in place of Israel.


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Is it her good looks or is it her ego?

A 33-year-old law-school graduate from London decided to start her own her own retail company selling vintage clothes online after struggling to find a job because of her good looks.

Russian-born Irina Kova claims that being attractive has made it harder for her to get a job in London, as women simply don’t trust her or find her intimidating, and men don’t take her seriously. Kova, who used to work in business development for important clients, believes her good looks ruined her career and made it harder to find another serious job, despite having a law-degree and an impressive CV.

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The Genie is out of the bottle. It looks like 3D guns are here to stay.

A new network of 3D-printed gun advocates is growing in America – and this time things are different. Unlike previous attempts to popularise 3D-printed guns, this operation is entirely decentralised. There’s no headquarters, no trademarks, and no real leader. The people behind it reckon that this means they can’t be stopped by governments.

“If they [the government] were to come after me, they’d first have to find my identity,” says Ivan the Troll, a member of the group. “I’m one of many, many like-minded individuals who’re doing this sort of work.”

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The UK and its never ending slide into oblivion. No Freedom of Fashion.

Greystanes High School in New South Wales notified pupils and parents that on “Rainbow Mufti Day,” those not openly participating in ‘International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia’ would be pressed for increased contributions to the National Youth Mental Health Foundation.

The notice was delivered via a Facebook post, which has since been edited, as well as a letter allegedly sent to students and parents.

“GHS will show our support for International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia on Friday so wear an item of rainbow clothing,” the school wrote on the original Facebook post, accompanied by a rainbow emoji.


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Even the Great Karnac could have foreseen this failure.

As outlined by Hotair on Saturday, the “soda tax” has actually led to Philadelphia residents traveling outside the city to buy their soda (and likely other goods), decreased the city’s revenue, and led to layoffs in the local beverage industry and cut hours for employees at small markets. It did not, however, lead to an increase in healthier beverage purchases in the city.

When the soda tax was first announced, workers at Pepsi took a hit. “With sales slumping because of the new Philadelphia sweetened beverage tax, Pepsi said Wednesday that it will lay off 80 to 100 workers at three distribution plants that serve the city,” philly.com reported in March of 2017.


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As we approach the end of May, the graduation season is upon us. You can give those young people your .02 worth.

Businesses from fashion giants to hedge funds to venture capital firms are building teams focused on figuring out how to turn the information they capture into valuable insights.

“There’s such a high demand across industries for people with data-science skills,” said Amanda Stansell, senior research analyst at Glassdoor.

Recruitment for this profession will continue as more companies accumulate data and figure out what to to do with it, Stansell added.

Tech jobs dominated Glassdoor’s list of the top 25 highest-paying entry-level positions. Software engineer ranked second, with a median base salary of $90,000. The only non-technical and non-business profession on the list was physical therapists with a median salary of just under $64,000.


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Just because you want something to be true, doesn't make it so. I identify as a rich person but my banker says otherwise.

NBC News has some big news for all the young dudes out there. (It’s Monday. You can forgive me one Mott the Hoople reference.) If you’re a man, you can get pregnant and deliver a baby. But you’re facing some unfair challenges because the medical community isn’t really up to speed on the whole situation and they will probably make some mistakes in your prenatal care. Here’s part of the coverage in this breaking story.


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Ah Chicago, Reason #979 to flee the City of Chicago.

Chicago has collected $2 million in tax from Sony, Eventbrite and Fandango, becoming the first large city to successfully tax digital streaming and service providers, Bloomberg reports.

The four-year-old levy, dubbed the "Netflix tax," still faces a lawsuit from a group representing Netflix, Amazon Prime and Spotify customers.

Other cities and states are considering taxing digital services, as more and more shopping moves online.

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After recently attending a college graduation, the following does not surprise me in the least.

A new report has revealed that support of the First Amendment among college students seems to be decreasing, as nearly half of students believe that hate speech should not be protected.

Conducted by the Knight Foundation, the survey reveals that 41 percent of college students believe hate speech should not be protected under the First Amendment, while 58 percent believe that it should be protected. While the majority of students believe that hate speech should be protected, 53 percent of college women contend it should not be protected, as well a majority of black students.

Over half of college students agree that shouting speakers down is “always” or “sometimes” acceptable. At the same time, 83 percent of college students agree that using violence to end an event is “never acceptable.”

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What's happening in Manitowoc?


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The ONT Musical Interlude

A certain musician by the name of Robert Zimmerman Bob Dylan celebrates his 77th birthday on Friday May 24th.


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Timing is everything. Just ask our 1st Runner-up Genius Award Winner.

Jacksonville, Florida – Breon Hollings started a Facebook Live stream to show off all of his drug money. What he didn’t expect was that the police were already outside with a search warrant, and they were coming in.

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Continuing to work after winning the lottery isn't a bad thing. Unless you're a Genius Award Winner.

A little more than a year ago, Karlee Harbst was the smiling winner of a $1 million prize in the Florida Lottery. She had even won a $100 prize a week earlier.

The money was coming at a great time too, because Harbst was reportedly pregnant.

But last week, the 27-year-old Port Orange woman was among more than 20 suspects apprehended by police in a major drug bust, according to reports. She was reportedly charged with solicitation to deliver heroin and unlawful use of a two-way communication device, and made her first court appearance Friday in connection with the case.

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Generosity is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Billionaire Robert F. Smith, who received an honorary doctorate at Morehouse College’s Sunday morning graduation exercises, had already announced a $1.5 million gift to the school.

But during his remarks in front of the nearly 400 graduating seniors, the technology investor and philanthropist surprised some by announcing that his family was providing a grant to eliminate the student debt of the entire Class of 2019.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Environmental Destruction.

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1 What, no Yoko?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

2 Bananas

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3 1

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4 Первый!

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5 Segundo??

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6 Hi Dad, can I borrow the car?

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8 Great pic!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:02 PM (0tfLf)

9 Alabama gets firsties?

Stick around, dude, and (as they used to say around here) gird your loins.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:02 PM (ta49A)

10 I have learned through trial and error to keep the sound on mute before clicking on the links in this joint.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (htgmn)

11 Content? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (4knXT)

12 1 What, no Yoko?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

Your 15 minutes of fame have passed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

13 Could be worse.

I half expected an all Rosie O'Donnell ONT tonight.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (oFlMR)

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Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (miE9U)

15 15 comments in and were already influenced by the Russians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (4knXT)

16 I half expected an all Rosie O'Donnell ONT tonight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (oFlMR)


Nooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)

17 Thanks for the ONT.

Let the shunning of Alabama continue.

*shun*

*shun*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (0MVr3)

18 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

19 13 Could be worse.

I half expected an all Rosie O'Donnell ONT tonight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (oFlMR)


Go have a PBR and play the jukebox



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

20 Yoko at 80. An American legend in terminal decline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (4knXT)

21 So, true story.
I tried a new recipe tonight and it was so bad we left it on the table and went to Arby's for a sandwich.

Fortunately, I kiss better than I cook.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)

22 Ivan the Troll.

Think that is his real name?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (0MVr3)

23 Billy Joel was right, only the good die young.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)

24 33-year-old law-school graduate from London decided to start her own her own retail company selling vintage clothes online after struggling to find a job because of her good looks.


Ahhh...not with those lips sweetie.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (0tfLf)

25 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)

26 I thought fluoridation was mucking up our precious bodily fluids.

Turns out... it's SOY!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (sktRI)

27 The Sloppy Joe story.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)

28 I'm so hawt my lips exploded.

Posted by: Russian-born Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (EgshT)

29 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)

30 26 I thought fluoridation was mucking up our precious bodily fluids.

Turns out... it's SOY!
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (sktRI)

----------

Fluoridation and vaccines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (4knXT)

31 I am pretty sure that New South Wales is in Australia, not the UK.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (KOCKb)

32 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Environmental Destruction.


Ha!

Guess where I'm writing this???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (0tfLf)

33 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami

----

I think it only has enough hate crime for personal use.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

34 29 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT


Calling someone a name on the internet, I believe. England has really led the way on this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (pUDQf)

35 What, no Yoko?


Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

Start posting links if you'd like. I double dare you.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (9InhI)

36 Those lips are problematic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (0MVr3)

37 @DevinNunes - "We made a criminal referral that there was a conspiracy to fraud the FISA-Court. We also made one that there was also conspiracy to manipulate intelligence."

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (BqBId)

38 Go have a PBR and play the jukebox

.....

Not again.

I learned that lesson the hard way. Too many Maker's Marks out of a plastic cup made getting up for work a bit of a challenge.

I'm fairly sure I tried to cook something drunk at 3 am, given the charred remains of some mystery item in the toaster oven this morning.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (oFlMR)

39 31 I am pretty sure that New South Wales is in Australia, not the UK.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (KOCKb)

---------

It is obvious you never heard of plate tectonics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (4knXT)

40 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami

The frowny face emoji.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

41 AlaBaMA

Coming home to you

Posted by: Kali, Reaper of Souls at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

42 MisHum, how about an all-Billy Joel ONT some time? I bet you enjoy a few of his songs, at least.

Or, how about an all girl groups ONT? Supremes, Angels, Shangri-Las, Runaways, Go-Gos, Bangles, Breeders...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)

43 Test for all recent college graduates
1 turn off your phone
2 how many constitutional amendments are there?
3 give a synopsis of 5 of them

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (SFAmF)

44 It is obvious you never heard of plate tectonics.

Word.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (EgshT)

45 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?


Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)

You'd be surprised how many crimes that the media reports as hate crimes the police actually don't classify as hate crimes.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (9InhI)

46 MisHum, how about an all-Billy Joel ONT some time? I bet you enjoy a few of his songs, at least.

------

We could have an entire thread based on Uptown Girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (4knXT)

47 I think it only has enough hate crime for personal use.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)


Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

48 Fanny!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (PUmDY)

49 Irina, there are millions of stunningly beautiful Russian women.

You're not one of them.

Posted by: Heterosexual Males at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)

50 We could have an entire thread based on Uptown Girl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (4knXT)

*****

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (0tfLf)

51 Or, how about an all girl groups ONT? Supremes, Angels, Shangri-Las, Runaways, Go-Gos, Bangles, Breeders...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)

The Breeders had a male drummer.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

52 New South Wales is Australia.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

53 Cicero and Diogenes, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U)

54 I ate a jar of bees.

Posted by: Russian-born Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (EgshT)

55 Insom, didn't know. Maybe L7 then? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U)

56 Russia girl looks like her lips got stung by a bee or Sam's Club had a clearance sale on industrial tubs of collagen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (oFlMR)

57 1 turn off your phone
2 how many constitutional amendments are there?
3 give a synopsis of 5 of them
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (SFAmF)


I could get two of three. There are lot of amendments. I could ballpark it and be off by quite a few.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

58 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (lCxNP)

59 We might have Yoko on a semi regular basis, but we will never have the Bee Gees and their Disco hits.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (htgmn)

60 Where can I get a rainbow colored
"Reinstate the DSM-IV" t-shirt?

Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (p6Q7Q)

61 That ONT is seared, seared I tell you, into my memory, and my nightmares!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX)

62 6 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami

Calvinball. With The Po-Po and a SJW Judge making the rules.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (8AONa)

63 I just don't know if I could ever trust a 3D printed gun.

I'd be too worried about an explosion and shards of plastic everywhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

64 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4dqrc8f

https://tinyurl.com/y2ppdwtb

https://tinyurl.com/y2o3jvbf

https://tinyurl.com/yyjs4n3r

https://tinyurl.com/yy3kaoxf

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (0Ntuf)

65 I should have known the Horde would make the correction in first few comments.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (2DOZq)

66 I'm too sexy for my lips, too sexy for my lips...

Posted by: Irina Right Said Fred at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (rZ1u5)

67 43 Test for all recent college graduates
1 turn off your phone
2 how many constitutional amendments are there?
3 give a synopsis of 5 of them
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (SFAmF)

No look.

1) Cannot turn off the phone, that is how I am posting.

2) 26? I could be wrong.

3) You can say anything you want because fuck you.

You can have any weapon you deem necessary, because fuck the government.

The government cannot force you to fuck yourself.

The government can take all of that sweet fucking tax money they want.

You cannot get a fucking beer- no wait, you can.

There are six.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (0MVr3)

68 I could get two of three. There are lot of amendments.
-------

And then you got your emoluments, which is a whole different ball of wax.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:13 PM (4knXT)

69 Первый!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no


Say it loud and proud. You Pervy (cause that's what it says)

Posted by: Mikosov Miklosovich at May 22, 2019 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

70 Males can't deal with my stunning beauty!

They are completely transfixed!

Posted by: Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

71 ALH, there's actually three Bee Gees: the late 1960s/early 1970s blue-eyed soul group (1967-74), the disco group that everyone knows and loves (or hates; 1975-about 1982), and the post-disco group (1980s to today). (Which has at least one great song that I know of, Paying The Price Of Love.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)

72 They are completely transfixed!
Posted by: Irina Kova

----

No, I would say trans are broke.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

73 56 Russia girl looks like her lips got stung by a bee or Sam's Club had a clearance sale on industrial tubs of collagen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (oFlMR)

Probably the collagen. Although I am surprised that there has not been a new 'life hack' for using bees.

Thankfully, for the most part, that trend seems to have died down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)

74 That Aussie school...man oh man, I'd get my kid out quick like:

“We would like to clarify any misunderstanding from a previous letter which was distributed to parents at Greystanes High School,” the school later wrote on Facebook. “Please be assured that students who did not donate a gold coin will not be pursued for payment. Donations to this cause and to future fundraising causes are voluntary.”

“We would like to apologise if you received the impression that students ‘must pay’. We acknowledge the school has played a role in creating this impression and that the letter was poorly expressed.”

'Played a role'?! It's exactly what you wrote in the letter!

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (cF8AT)

75 1 What, no Yoko?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

LOL, AlaBAMA.....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (IDhUW)

76 maybe they can make a runny bitter version and call it Sloppy Joan

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)

77 60 Where can I get a rainbow colored
"Reinstate the DSM-IV" t-shirt?
Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (p6Q7Q)

---------

Ahh, the good old days when men were men and trannies were mentally ill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (4knXT)

78 It was steamy in the bathroom that night. The kind of steam the fogged the mirror and make a joke of the vent. The windows had been nail shut years ago so no relief was to be found there.
She stared at me from the doorway and I didn't need a cop to tell me I was in trouble. Big trouble. My hand caressed the riskier in my pocket but it would be no help here. And the plumbers helper was out of reach.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (0tfLf)

79 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y272n79n

https://tinyurl.com/y2obprwg

https://tinyurl.com/y34vvbst

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https://tinyurl.com/y3nxx8u9

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (0Ntuf)

80 Irina looks pretty good to me!

She looks like a lot of the guys -er- gals at the Fiercely Heterosexual clubs I like to hang out at.

Posted by: Cory "Fiercely Heterosexual" Booker at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (I2/tG)

81 76 maybe they can make a runny bitter version and call it Sloppy Joan
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6


I lol'ed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

82 The Bill of Rights is composed of the first ten amendments. I can easily give a brief synopsis of some.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)

83 78 It was steamy in the bathroom that night. The kind of steam the fogged the mirror and make a joke of the vent. The windows had been nail shut years ago so no relief was to be found there.
She stared at me from the doorway and I didn't need a cop to tell me I was in trouble. Big trouble. My hand caressed the riskier in my pocket but it would be no help here. And the plumbers helper was out of reach.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (0tfLf)

*golf clap, in the rain, wearing a trench coat and also lighting a cigarette, like a star at night*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (0MVr3)

84 I slapped a hot iron to my cakehole.

Posted by: Russian-born Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (EgshT)

85 Love that video. (That guy is always dead-on.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (ta49A)

86 I'll just say this about Yoko, she spawned one of the great Simpsons jokes.

Homer: "I hate Yoko Ono! She ruined the Plastic Ono Band!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)

87 82 The Bill of Rights is composed of the first ten amendments. I can easily give a brief synopsis of some.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)

-------

Okay, how about #7, smart guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (4knXT)

88 Thanks Mishum!

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (K22Va)

89 You'd be surprised how many crimes that the media reports as hate crimes the police actually don't classify as hate crimes.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (9InhI)

At this point, nothing the media does surprises me.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (cF8AT)

90 Posted by: kbdabear

Oh. So there is content.

Posted by: Miklos, regretting the lack of Stoli at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

91 The Sloppy Joe story.



What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)


Well, there's no one eating the Sloppy Jane.

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (9gHOW)

92 Shit.

Rosco. Not riskier.
Stoopid phone.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:18 PM (0tfLf)

93 Okay, how about #7, smart guy.
Posted by: Cicero

----

Without looking, honest:

All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:18 PM (Y4EXg)

94 Ahh
Kbdabear has come they in a big way tonight.

IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (0tfLf)

95 Well, there's no one eating the Sloppy Jane.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (9gHOW)

There's a joke there somewhere but I'm too tired to find it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (pUDQf)

96 Irene is the Chinese Ilene, right?

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (K22Va)

97 Jeebus Cripes...

So many things.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (tH5fk)

98 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

99 The State of California has gone really too far this time!

In the name of the state's new truth in advertising and naming laws, they insist Raising Cane's change their name to Co-Cane's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

100 Is it her good looks or is it her ego?

I don't know, but somebody beat her up. Her lips still haven't recovered.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (n/eZB)

101 I once fed a Markov chain text generator the Declaration, Constitution, and some chapters from "Cryptonomicon". Here are two of the amendments from that little exercise:

Amendment 26 1. The right of citizens of the United States is hereby repealed.

Amendment 6 In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be jettisoned, like a spent booster stage from a rocket. The big question is whether this makes sense in the long run, to be a real pain in the ass if it means backing down from casual fistfights.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

102 Is it her good looks or her ego?
________

I'll go with her ego. Also, her wardrobe choices, and the way she sits in a chair. But mostly, it's NOT her good looks.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (ta49A)

103 All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.

-------

WRONG.

It has something to do with Brits not staying in your house and eating all your food.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (4knXT)

104 I said some. Not all LOL. 1st, 2nd, 5th.

Jury trial?

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (KOCKb)

105 Oh, and:

3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the razor blades and a hunk of carbon.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

106 Irene is the Chinese Ilene, right?
Posted by: dartist



Thread victor. I award you the Iron Throne.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (tH5fk)

107 Irina Kova looks like she's had more work done than that Ukainian Barbie Alien tartlet...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (7WaWV)

108 There's a joke there somewhere but I'm too tired to find it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
________

The product is made by Hunts. Start from there and work backwards.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (ta49A)

109 There was sufferin' until suffrage.
Not a woman here could vote no matter what age.
Til the 19th amendment struck down that restrictive rule.

Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (p6Q7Q)

110 So Donald sent Nanzy packing today.

The local news peeps are not happy about this latest development.

Trump 2020

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (htgmn)

111 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%

Posted by: Billy at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (NAbCm)

112 Come on, Ilene!

Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (4knXT)

113 In some important ways, my generation has failed you. We spent too much time debating, too focused on the fight and not enough on progress. Tim Cook

Homo f*cker said that at my US alma mater..

Same as always when they ask me for money.

Most words start with F. Actually, it's the same word. I like good old four letter Anglo-Saxonisms.

Sometimes one just gets into a rut.

Posted by: Miklos, no writer's block here at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Alabama pins his comeback hopes on the Yoko Ono double platinum live album posting... Stay tuned...or not!

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (yhf6w)

115 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)

Show me the man and I will show you the crime

Posted by: NadlerWeatherUnderground at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (ddXcI)

116 What, no Yoko?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)


Shut.
UP!

Have you learned nothing?

Jeepers!

Sorry I cussed just now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (uzjER)

117 OK, I LOLed at the "I wrecked your toilet."



Posted by: 29 going on 13. at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (ufFY8)

118 101 I once fed a Markov chain text generator the Declaration, Constitution, and some chapters from "Cryptonomicon". Here are two of the amendments from that little exercise:

Amendment 26 1. The right of citizens of the United States is hereby repealed.

Amendment 6 In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be jettisoned, like a spent booster stage from a rocket. The big question is whether this makes sense in the long run, to be a real pain in the ass if it means backing down from casual fistfights.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

This just needed to be repeated.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (IDhUW)

119 There's a joke there somewhere but I'm too tired to find it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (pUDQf)


Does it involve Rosie O'Donnell and a can of Cheez Whiz? Because that would be gross.

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (9gHOW)

120 Woof-Woof !

Nitey Night !

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (lCxNP)

121 I actually just went to a tax class yesterday where they talked about Chicago being retarded with their tax laws and getting sued like crazy.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (fTySa)

122 http://bit.ly/2X0CC7V
*******
FISA: Motion Filed, John Solomon - Public Trust in Justice | southeastern-legal

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (BqBId)

123 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%
Posted by: Billy


Oh noes.

Early night.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)

124 27 Amendments. I really don't remember voting for the 27th which should have been a big deal.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

125 I suspect the reason the inflated Russian can't get a job, is that she spends entire interviews taking duckface selfies.

Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (p6Q7Q)

126 123 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%
Posted by: Billy

Oh noes.

Early night.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)


Walls closing in...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

127 you know, the thing about the girl in the train car is that what she ate had nothing to do with what she did, it was that she was hovering over the seat while she did it.

then her foot went in before she flushed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

128 Posted by: Billy at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (NAbCm)

Oh wow...well, ok.

Shutdown the website ace. We're done. Billy said so.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (cF8AT)

129 Does it involve Rosie O'Donnell and a can of Cheez Whiz? Because that would be gross.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (9gHOW)


Brain bleach! Stat!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (pUDQf)

130 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)

Just a guess, but getting pissed at the Asian chick white-knuckle driving in the Nissan Leaf in front of you when it is lightly raining, but the streets are barely damp.

that might count.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (uzjER)

131 CBS poll lolgetfucked.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)

132 "Barack Obama-appointed judge Amit P. Mehta"



And Barack 0bama donor.

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PpL0X)

133 Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

LOL again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (IDhUW)

134 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%
Posted by: Billy

Oh noes.

Early night.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)

Who answers a poll call? Any call I get from a number I don't recognize goes to voice mail.
They must be polling nursing home residents who still have a landline in their room.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (hdg/u)

135 Cook County (where the City of Chicago is located) initiated a pop tax a couple of years ago.

It went about as well as expected, meaning it chased shoppers over the county lines on every side. Hard to escape from Chicago itself, but the rest of the county crossed county & state lines.

So much money was lost, along with jobs, that the county repealed the tax! Shocking I know.

And the county executive who pushed for the tax and vocally defended it to the bitter end, was one Toni Preckwinkle. Who just ran for Chicago mayor and lost bigly. Sad!

Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (e9omi)

136 Walls Closing in & Flaps Fapping

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (BqBId)

137 I once fed a Markov chain text generator of the Constitution


This is my job. Silence, citizen.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #666 at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

138 CBS, whose star morning show host is only there because she's BFF with Oprah.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (9InhI)

139 Billy. Don't be a hero.

Don't be a fool with your life.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (tH5fk)

140 The woman too beautiful to get hired......

......ain't.

The collagen lips are pure nightmare fuel.

*shudder*

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (Ke7cS)

141 After last night's ONT, and the fact that we don't seem to be enforcing Amendments around here, I'd like to rip up the 3rd Amendment, and wreck AlaBAMA's toilet.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (ufFY8)

142 The Bill of Rights is composed of the first ten amendments. I can easily give a brief synopsis of some.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)


Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

Now tell us the Anti-Federalist position ... that anything you codify will be used against you because Power always trumps Law. Several Anti-Federalist argued that the Bill of Rights was a Fool's Errand ... because the Federal would use that to interject itself into State's Business - and that something as simple as the 10th would not restrain them.

Show your work.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (FDjz7)

143 Who answers a poll call? Any call I get from a number I don't recognize goes to voice mail.
They must be polling nursing home residents who still have a landline in their room.



Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (hdg/u)
----------------------------

I wouldn't doubt the poll takers just call other poll takers, because nobody else answers their phone anymore if it's an unfamiliar number.

Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (e9omi)

144 Alabama, you have got some nerve


Mis Hum!! this ONT is doubly triply good! it makes up for that one last night and then some!

Thanks

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (xIKXj)

145 I don't think the Russian girl is all that pretty but it could just be me being old and bitter and catty.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (fTySa)

146 Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (9InhI)

Hello Ms Vendette, you are very insightful tonight.

So what are the odds that Mike Yeo ever gets another head coaching job in the NHL?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

147 "I'm too attractive, & I suffer because of it, in that [insert drizzly green bullzh*t here]" is just click bait-- utter nonsense.

Now for something completely different...
Play "Gloria"?

The FM station in STL that has the Blues' radio play-by-play during the playoffs is playing "Gloria" 24/7. VERY popular.

I can only tolerate 3 "Gloria"s in a row myself.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)

148 123 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%
Posted by: Billy

*retard voice*
MY NAME IS WILLIAM, BILLY FOR SHORT

Billy. Billy. Billy. Look at me. No, look at me. Not the kitteh. Listen. No. Listen. Polls are SHITE! And you are a dipshit.

Okay, now sit here and think about what I said, then go and feed the ducks. M'kay?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (uzjER)

149 Segundo??
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (ta49A)

Smell Segundo!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (tUOCc)

150
OK, I LOLed at the "I wrecked your toilet."

I thought about an upper decker. I'd hunt someone down for that.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (K22Va)

151 I'd like to rip up the 3rd Amendment, and wreck AlaBAMA's toilet.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

The 3rd Amendment says nothing about the quartering of Morons.

Posted by: Miklos von Penumbra und Emanation at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)

152 We're over 100, so OT --

At the end of "Cats in the Cradle" when the narrator says that his boy is just like him -- no, you deluded sorry-ass self-absorbed sunuvabitch, your son is at home taking care of his sick kid -- the opposite of you.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (ta49A)

153 Fucking trolls don't even try any more. It's really not much fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (uzjER)

154 Billy has a no can do attitude...plus a fag with a meth habit.

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (yhf6w)

155 Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (xIKXj)


You're a gem and the platinum subscription is on its way.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

156 Smell Segundo!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

That big dummy!

Posted by: Fred Sanford from El Segundo at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

157 The Paul Joseph Watson video is interesting.

It's like all of the left is comprised of former high school marching band tuba players.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (oFlMR)

158 At the end of "Cats in the Cradle" when the narrator says that his boy is just like him -- no, you deluded sorry-ass self-absorbed sunuvabitch, your son is at home taking care of his sick kid -- the opposite of you.
Posted by: FireHorse



Mind. Blown.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (tH5fk)

159 We're over 100, so OT --

At the end of "Cats in the Cradle" when the narrator says that his boy is just like him -- no, you deluded sorry-ass self-absorbed sunuvabitch, your son is at home taking care of his sick kid -- the opposite of you.
Posted by: FireHorse at M




you know, someone might have some issuse here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (MTjB1)

160 134 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%
Posted by: Billy

Oh noes.

Early night.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)

Who answers a poll call? Any call I get from a number I don't recognize goes to voice mail.
They must be polling nursing home residents who still have a landline in their room.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (hdg/u)
---------------------------------------------------------------

Actually, if it was only seniors in nursing homes answering pollsters calls, that should help Republicans.

41% is a dismal number and 60% feel Trump does not deserve re-election. An equally dismal number.

Even Rasmussen has shown Trump's approval falling drastically in the last week, and you guys love Rasmussen.

Posted by: Billy at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (NAbCm)

161 144 Alabama, you have got some nerve


Mis Hum!! this ONT is doubly triply good! it makes up for that one last night and then some!

Thanks
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (xIKXj)


Hey now, I'm not the one with a bunch of bookmarked Yoko content. He was just itching for the opportunity to pay homage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)

162 tonight i went here

https://www.speaker.gov/contact-us/

and wrote

"No, Pelosi. The Democrats are involved in a coverup."

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (xIKXj)

163 Fucking trolls don't even try any more. It's really not much fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
________

Hey, we do our best.

(Besides, there've been a lot of layoffs throughout the industry, so morale is low.)

Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (ta49A)

164 I could get two of three. There are lot of amendments. I could ballpark it and be off by quite a few.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick)

Hmmmmmm never too late to learn . The only one I've ever seen you bitch about is the 16th

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (SFAmF)

165 So what are the odds that Mike Yeo ever gets another head coaching job in the NHL?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

Is Mrs. Hum the best thing that ever happened to you?

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (9InhI)

166 I can only tolerate 3 "Gloria"s in a row myself.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)

I woke up with that damn song in my head this morning.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (cF8AT)

167 I read at Ken Levine's blog that Jimmy Kimmel is having produced for TV, a live re-enactment of two classic sitcom episodes. One is from All In The Family, the other will be from The Jeffersons.

Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

168 Fred Thompson put it best...
"This business will get out of control... and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (U8Hxf)

169 Hey now, I'm not the one with a bunch of bookmarked Yoko content. He was just itching for the opportunity to pay homage.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)


It's like a controlled burn, or intentionally triggering an avalanche.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (t+qrx)

170 everyone knows that the 19th was the amendment that fucked everything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1)

171 Hey Troll

#LearnToCode

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

172 Well, there's no one eating the Sloppy Jane.

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (9gHOW)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Open For Business at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

173 that Russian woman who was having a hard time finding work... ain't so pretty, if you ask me

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (ZqRa6)

174 Yes. Billy.

All the subscribers to the NYT and CBS and MSNBC are all young vibrant people.


Believe that.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (tH5fk)

175 **holds AlaBAMA's arms behind his back. Again.**

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (ePLen)

176 170 everyone knows that the 19th was the amendment that fucked everything.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1

Is that the one that let the wimmins out of the kitchen?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

177 Troll ... Troll ... everywhere a Troll ...

I get it - Acoustics are hard in an Echo Chamber. The slightest disturbance can screw up that delicate balance.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (FDjz7)

178 167 I read at Ken Levine's blog that Jimmy Kimmel is having produced for TV, a live re-enactment of two classic sitcom episodes. One is from All In The Family, the other will be from The Jeffersons.

Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

I'm pretty sure the All in the Family one is on tonight.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (fTySa)

179 171 Hey Troll

#LearnToCode
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)


Learning to code is tough to do in your mom's basement.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

180 You know, someone might have some issues here.

Posted by: yankeefifth
________

I hope I didn't make it too personal. The lyrics just aren't that well thought out. "My boy is just like me." No, he's not.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

181 Hmmmmmm never too late to learn . The only one I've ever seen you bitch about is the 16th
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (SFAmF)


I should have been more clear - I could do two of the three tasks. I could turn off my phone, and summarize 5 amendments. I would've had to guess at the total number.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

182 Trump's JA has clearly taken a serious hit, mostly because of the trade dispute with China... altho there are some other things feeding into his trouble too, i.e., Iran.

Rasmussen's Daily Presidential Tracking Poll today had his JA at 46%-- second day in a row. Up from 44%.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (Cssks)

183 170 everyone knows that the 19th was the amendment that fucked everything.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1



I agree with that.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (9InhI)

184 Jordan, didn't know that.
I probably won't tune in but I'm interested in seeing some pics of those two as Archie and Edith.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

185 So I just watched this utube

http://bit.ly/2YFXj9v

and it shows how easy it is for good writers to fix the mess that D&D made of GoT after they ran out of books to guide them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

186 127 it was that she was hovering over the seat while she did it. then her foot went in before she flushed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

She hailed from south of the border didn't she? I'm guessing she also dropped the used to on the floor, cause that's what those seat squatters do.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (tUOCc)

187 My undergraduate Shakespeare professor was really cool. Wore a blue suit, white beard, booming baritone voice and great blue eyes. Was from the east, like Princeton, educated.

His last words? "The New York Times. . ."

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (xIKXj)

188 "This business will get out of control... and we'll be lucky to live through it."

The cycle of life.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (tH5fk)

189 165 So what are the odds that Mike Yeo ever gets another head coaching job in the NHL?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

Is Mrs. Hum the best thing that ever happened to you?
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (9InhI)

Why yes she is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

190 Hey, we do our best.

(Besides, there've been a lot of layoffs throughout the industry, so morale is low.)
Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (ta49A)

---------

Even the shittiest dumbshit job is worth doing if you take real pride in your work.

Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (4knXT)

191 New CBS poll has Trump's approval at 41%

Designed to spread FUD among Republicans.

Trump has 95% support among Republicans, for starters - it's why The Bulwark has readership numbers less than Modern Linoleum Monthly.

And there are cracks in the Democratic coalition - working-class minorities are noticing that they are doing a lot better economically than they were under Saint Obama.

This poll was commissioned, and done, by people who hate Trump, hate anyone who voted for Trump, and think that anyone who voted for Trump should be thrown into a reeducation camp.

They have no idea what half the country is thinking.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

192 Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (tH5fk)

....

Was it that bad?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (oFlMR)

193 Hey Troll

#LearnToCode
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Hey Troll, don't make it bad
Take a sad comment and make it better
Remember to let C++ into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Posted by: Miklos, rejecting Yoko's attempt to join the band at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

194 ARC, I think it's probably safe to add 15 to any percentage of Trump approval that entities such as CBS sends out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (miE9U)

195 Learning to code is tough to do in your mom's basement.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)


*sucks air through teeth*

That's... kind of where most learned it. Used to, anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

196 My bulldog barked at two children gambling in the dark.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (PUmDY)

197 Geez Louise, a poll troll? At this hour?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

198 Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

That's sure not the way I read those lyrics?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (AZxMX)

199 Show your work.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy

*pound,pound *

*saw, saw*

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (SFAmF)

200 I agree with that.
Posted by: Vendette at M



you know, you, like most of the ettes are hot, so you never needed the vote. you guys merely bat your lashes and get what you want.

feminism, and the 19th, are for ugly women.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (MTjB1)

201 everyone knows that the 19th was the amendment that fucked everything.


Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1)


After winning a rebellion, ceding sovereignty by entering such an expansive agreement boggles my mind.

I would not have been in favor.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (FDjz7)

202 Was it that bad?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I hate it.

It's in my newsletter.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (tH5fk)

203 185 Jordan, didn't know that.
I probably won't tune in but I'm interested in seeing some pics of those two as Archie and Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

Yep, just checked and they are both on at 8.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (fTySa)

204 I had to check out the to hot to get a job lady, nope, it ain't your "good looks" holding you back.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (4thlk)

205 Don't cut and paste a comment with the C word in it.

You guys know better.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

206 She hailed from south of the border didn't she? I'm guessing she also dropped the used to on the floor, cause that's what those seat squatters do.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at M




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (MTjB1)

207 Bebes!!!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (MTjB1)

208 I felt cheated that there was no "Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Me Love" last night.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (w7U7L)

209 are some other things feeding into his trouble too, i.e., Iran.

Of course, the Iranians are frantically reassuring everybody that there will be no war.

Apparently they think that war with Trump will be a bit different than war with Obama.

Besides, I'm sure that Kerry, Brennan, Clapper, and all the rest are telling the Iranians that Trump's defeat in 2020 is a certainty - they just need to hold on, and they'll soon get friendly faces in the American government again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

210 Hey Troll

#LearnToCode
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Hey Troll, don't make it bad
Take a sad comment and make it better
Remember to let C++ into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Posted by: Miklos, rejecting Yoko's attempt to join the band at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM


And be sure to check out a real python while you're learning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 10:40 PM (AZxMX)

211 Isn't there like one of these 'woman claims she's too hot and it cost her...blah blah' stories yearly?

Click bait BS, me thinks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:40 PM (pUDQf)

212 Maybe I'm blind but that "too beautiful to get a job" woman doesn't look attractive to me. She looks like an insect mimicking a human.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l)

213 The Bulwark has readership numbers less than Modern Linoleum Monthly.

Sir-

Our subscription and readership has grown substantially since our "Nancy Pelosi-Linoleum or Not" cover article.

Harrumpph

Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

214 It's a manwich because it's a Sloppy Joe. It would be a girlwich if it was a Sloppy Jo.

Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (709j7)

215 178 167 I read at Ken Levine's blog that Jimmy Kimmel is having produced for TV, a live re-enactment of two classic sitcom episodes. One is from All In The Family, the other will be from The Jeffersons.

Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

I'm pretty sure the All in the Family one is on tonight.

They played back-to-back. Woody Harrelson was spot on with his Archie Bunker impersonation. But it was just sad watching them - first, realizing what talent we've lost. And second, they were just . . . off. Too strident . . . I'm not sure. There was no love in their version of the family. I told my husband it was like a cover band edition of the show.

Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (kqqrA)

216 166 Tami

Hmmm... I fear you suffer from undiagnosed "BOS"-- Blues Obsession Syndrome.

It's highly infectious, & there is only ONE known cure-- a parade down Market Street with the Cup held high overhead... by Tarasenko.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (Cssks)

217 145 I don't think the Russian girl is all that pretty but it could just be me being old and bitter and catty.
_________________

I was wondering if it was me too. She looks weird. Her features look distorted, like they don't fit on her face. Just looks . . . off.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (k4dH2)

218 195 Learning to code is tough to do in your mom's basement.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

*sucks air through teeth*

That's... kind of where most learned it. Used to, anyway.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)


I learned it n the classroom!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

219 Oh sorry MisHum.

Did not know that was verboten.

My bad.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (tH5fk)

220 you know, the stories that do make sense are the stories where some girl says that every other woman in their office hates her because she gives all the guys blows at their desks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (MTjB1)

221 We get trolls in the ONT now? Sad little fuckers.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (fiC74)

222 Damn you pity... testing 1 2, testing 1 2.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (+ldAm)

223 208 I felt cheated that there was no "Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Me Love" last night.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (w7U7L)


Some nights I wonder if the dental plan is worth it.

https://youtu.be/aasdAIhGOv8

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

224 Color me skeptical about Ms. Kova. She's in "business development", and her good looks are causing her trouble?

I doubt it.

That's not to say that looks can't cause problems. Naomi Wu (young Chinese female with large fake breasts, who frequently wears skimpy clothes both in her videos, and when out in public) has been accused of being the pretty face for some mysterious man who does the real work in her videos. She also gets attacked by those who claim that she only looks the way that she does to get eyeballs. But Ms. Wu is also a maker (she programs, uses tools - including a soldering iron, and does 3D printing). And if there's one thing that stereotypes have told us about women in STEM, it's that they don't care at all about their appearance. At least, they don't right up until the big finale of the movie, when they clean up and reveal that they were really stunningly gorgeous all along.

Ms. Kova's career isn't the kind that catches those kinds of stereotypes.

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (Fp6vo)

225 I hate it.

It's in my newsletter.

......

I dunno. It could have its uses.

I think Jump would have been a great song to play on November 8, 2016.

Shoot, I may send it out as a Casey Kasem long distance dedication to Billy the Troll in 2020.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (oFlMR)

226 some girl says that every other woman in their office hates her because she gives all the guys blows at their desks.


Whoa. I knew that chick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (yQpMk)

227 NavyMom, yup. Oftentimes actors re-enacting anything classic are too reverent and strict with the material.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (miE9U)

228 Certainly it must be acceptable to call VanHalen by the C word, no?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (tH5fk)

229 Damn you pity... testing 1 2, testing 1 2.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at M



nothing like some guy that types with a speech impediment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (MTjB1)

230 I hear screeching in the distance.

Like millions of souls were deafened and then collapsed.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (H95yl)

231 I learned it n the classroom!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)


"From you, OK, dad? I learned it by watching you!"

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (t+qrx)

232 What happened to last night's ont?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

233 A new report has revealed that support of the First Amendment among college students seems to be decreasing, as nearly half of students believe that hate speech should not be protected.

Outstanding.

Everytime one of these pukes opens their yap, taps out a text/tweet or any other communication or vocalization, I'm going to yell "HATE SPEECH" and demand reparations, grovelling, and for some of the more offensive ones, hari kari.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (lD3vL)

234 Some nights I wonder if the dental plan is worth it.

https://youtu.be/aasdAIhGOv8
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G

Lol. You do it for the love of it, man. The gold crowns are just a perk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)

235 Even the shittiest dumbshit job is worth doing if you take real pride in your work.

Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners
________

Hey, thanks for saying that. I feel the same way, but I've started to doubt that my trolling efforts are even worth it. You know, the Mueller Report, and all that -- a real low point.

Anyway, I appreciate the support -- and by that, I mean the just-right level of vitriol all of you here direct my way. You guys are really great!

(You're all facsits, too -- apologies for that, but a good troll has to throw something like that in there.)

Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (ta49A)

236 Tami, are you anywhere near the tornadoes that seem to be dropping all over MO tonight?

Posted by: Secret Square at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (9WuX0)

237 Certainly it must be acceptable to call VanHalen by the C word, no?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (tH5fk)


Not if you're talking about Van Halen I or II.

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (9gHOW)

238 228 Certainly it must be acceptable to call VanHalen by the C word, no?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (tH5fk)

--------

Country?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (4knXT)

239 you know, tornadoes, schmadoes. everyone needs to quit with the hysteria over weather.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (MTjB1)

240 All in the Family can't be re-done. It was the times.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (K22Va)

241 That's... kind of where most learned it. Used to, anyway.

At least the talented ones.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)

242 Dexy's Chinese Runners

I loved their 1980s hit, "Come On Xiaopeng"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:46 PM (miE9U)

243 There are six.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

How's your schedule. I know a group who are looking for a guest speaker

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:46 PM (SFAmF)

244 The woman is demented.

I think she was BEFORE she married John. Maybe that was the attraction.

After all those years of adolescent devotion by jillions of screaming girls, Yoko was a breath of bad air.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:46 PM (H95yl)

245 The lead photo is one of the most beautiful nuclear weapon tests I have ever seen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (t5m5e)

246 The Dexy jokes are painful to read.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (PUmDY)

247 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (miE9U)

Harrelson was SO spot on with his impersonation of Carroll O'Conner that it made me miss him that much more. Laura Ingraham just had a segment about the show - they said that Carroll O'Conner based his character on Jackie Gleason combined with Jimmy Cagney and that he always said he never looked down on Archie. I think that's the difference in the two performances. There was no love for Archie in tonight's version. There was no love between any of them.

Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (kqqrA)

248 I'm pretty sure the All in the Family one is on tonight.



They played back-to-back. Woody Harrelson was spot on with his
Archie Bunker impersonation. But it was just sad watching them - first,
realizing what talent we've lost. And second, they were just . . . off.
Too strident . . . I'm not sure. There was no love in their version of
the family. I told my husband it was like a cover band edition of the
show.

Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (kqqrA)

I didn't see it, but I know it wouldn't be the same.
I've posted this before, but this had me, my sister, and my mom laughing out loud (Edith starting menopause):
https://tinyurl.com/yyeqh6va

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (9InhI)

249 What happened to last night's ont?

Whaddaya mean?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (7s3Gx)

250 you know, the first amendment is essential, there should not be any restrictions to free speech other than the most restricted limitations necessary for classified material.

you solve hate speech with thick skin and snark.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

251 246 The Dexy jokes are painful to read.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (PUmDY


Oh come on. I mean, they ain't that bad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

252 Help me antman. I can't lift this slab of concrete.

Posted by: The incredible hulk at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (9dzlp)

253 dartist, true.

It couldn't be done because too many of those old episodes are too un-PC, but wouldn't it be great if modern-day actors could re-enact classic episodes of a whole plethora of great old sitcoms?

This week, a re-enactment of an episode of... Gilligan's Island.

Following week, a re-enactment of an episode of... Gomer Pyle USMC.

And others: Cheers, Seinfeld, I Dream Of Jeannie, McHale's Navy, The Honeymooners, Green Acres...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

254 "'[T]he court is not naïve to reality,' Mehta wrote, admitting there 'is a chance that some records obtained from Mazars will become public soon after they are produced.'"

In fact, "the court" is bloody well counting on it.

Posted by: MW at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (hNTtn)

255 We're the kinder, gentler 4chan.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (H95yl)

256 The FM station in STL that has the Blues' radio play-by-play during the playoffs is playing "Gloria" 24/7. VERY popular.



I can only tolerate 3 "Gloria"s in a row myself.





Posted by: mnw
.............
Which version?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (438dO)

257 I wish they'd redo Bonaza.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (pUDQf)

258 My sister is one of those women who always seem to have problems with other women she works with. My mom pulls the whole, "oh she's pretty and those women are just jealous" crap. Uh, no. It's because she's a raging bitch and will screw any guy that she thinks she can get something from.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (fTySa)

259 Navy, yup. A lot of today's actors just don't have very much depth at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (miE9U)

260 Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (ZqRa6)

261 Bonaza is the Turkish version.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (tH5fk)

262 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (4YZji)

263 A new report has revealed that support of the First Amendment among college students seems to be decreasing, as nearly half of students believe that hate speech should not be protected.

So they should shut up.

Easy.

Posted by: Miklos, American emeritus at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

264 ALH, if it hasn't already been asked, what was the disaster recipe?

I've had ones that came out "meh", but never one I had to totally jettison. I really would appreciate a warning on something that's inedible.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (RfzVr)

265 NavyMom, your comments about All in the Family are so astute, they helped me recall this fine point from the Word: you know the verse "God is love", right? well it turns out that if we want to love the way He does, we have to do so with integrity. the two words are interchangeable

so it follows, if those actors have no integrity, they will have no love, and it will show.

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)

266 They should run the old shows just as they were done.

Then tabulate the triggering and complaints.

Who knows maybe a few of these jerks will have a stroke and leave us be?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (H95yl)

267 257 I wish they'd redo Bonaza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (pUDQf)

--------

I loved Bonaza.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (4knXT)

268 Lol. My N key is sticky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)

269 We're the kinder, gentler 4chan.


Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (H95yl)


So no gore thread?

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (9gHOW)

270 Interesting.

DMR has had 55 different band members.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (oFlMR)

271 257 I wish they'd redo Bonaza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (pUDQf)

---

You mean Bununza?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (t5m5e)

272 you mean gor

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

273 well, wasn't 'King of Queens' basically a remake of 'The Honeymooners' but with a middle class income?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (ZqRa6)

274 jakes, I think CBS has recently run a few old All In The Family episodes in prime time, and actually gotten viewers with them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)

275 AlaBAMA, absent last night, firsties tonight. I smell collusion.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (RfzVr)

276 I thought I read it was "interrupted." Maybe I was scrolling too quickly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (PUmDY)

277
I wish they'd redo Bonaza.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM


I'd read that the Cartwright men were, in fact, NOT ghey at all...


But we're shore real glad that Hop Sing was!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (7WaWV)

278 Lol. My N key is sticky.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)

Acknowledged. You may spare us any explanation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (uzjER)

279 Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (9InhI)

Thanks for that link! I'll watch it later - but I remember that episode! At the end Archie gives Edith a battery powered fan to show he cares about her. Loved it!
We used to watch All in the Family every Saturday night. I didn't know there were episodes on Youtube.

Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (kqqrA)

280 well, wasn't 'King of Queens' basically a remake of 'The Honeymooners' but with a middle class income?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Intredasting.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (tH5fk)

281
1 What, no Yoko?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

===

What, no FIRST?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (EZebt)

282 It couldn't be done because too many of those old episodes are too
un-PC, but wouldn't it be great if modern-day actors could re-enact
classic episodes of a whole plethora of great old sitcoms?

Oh yeah. They're missing out on an opportunity to make some big time ratings if they do it right, imho.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (K22Va)

283 what's her name, the wife in koq was hot, until someone showed her where the vending machine was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

284
*cracks door, peeks in*

Is it safe in here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (CDGwz)

285 A minor correction: Bob Dylan will actually turn 78 on Friday. A look at bobdylan.com shows that he played 84 concert dates in 2018 and 24 so far in 2019.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

286 and it Fing rained again here in SoCal again today...

i mean, it never rains in #Failifornia: everyone knows that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXkk65PdKyM

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (4YZji)

287 Why with Bonanza? Haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (PUmDY)

288
you mean gor

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (MTjB1)


Now that's something Hollywood could never ever reboot.

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (9gHOW)

289 mallfly, yup. There was even an episode of King Of Queens where Doug dreamed he was Ralph, Carrie was Gladys and Deacon was Norton, and they did a mini-episode of the Honeymooners.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (miE9U)

290 I wish they'd redo Bonaza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

NO FOOD FOR YOU

BAD MAN

Posted by: Hop Sing at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Well, there's no one eating the Sloppy Jane.


I've been eating it for years.



Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (f8dwL)

292 A new report has revealed that support of the First Amendment among college students seems to be decreasing, as nearly half of students believe that hate speech should not be protected.

So they should shut up.

Easy.
Posted by: Miklos, American emeritus at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)


How about stupid speech? In which case, they should learn American sign language.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (YqDXo)

293 I'd read that the Cartwright men were, in fact, NOT ghey at all...


But we're shore real glad that Hop Sing was!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (7WaWV)

Michael Landon said that on the Tonight Show. That dude was awesome. he left this world way too soon.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (uzjER)

294
It's a manwich because it's a Sloppy Joe. It would be a girlwich if it was a Sloppy Jo.
Posted by: OCBill


A taco is a Sloppy Jose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aKsyK)

295 us any explanation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at M




lol, gunsmoke

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

296 "Why always soy?"

Because it's an estrogen-producing food source. And it also evidently produces some sort of mania. But the estrogen thing is actual science.

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (PpL0X)

297 Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton's last appearance together on a talk show. She mentioned she was happy to meet David Duchovny:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31D3BU1LbjE

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (9InhI)

298 you know, tornadoes, schmadoes. everyone needs to quit with the hysteria over weather.
Yeah, you go ahead and stand outside. In the meantime, the Doppler wind velocity feature of the Kindle weather app I'm using is showing tornado signatures all up and down a line from Oklahoma through Missouri into Illinois. Gonna be a rough night.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (7s3Gx)

299 And without all the the "threats" of violence.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (PUmDY)

300 Is it safe in here?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*smiles*

Posted by: zombie Vincent Price at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

301 And the Duchovny cycle is complete.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (tH5fk)

302 I should have been more clear - I could do two of the three tasks. I could turn off my phone, and summarize 5 amendments. I would've had to guess at the total number.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe

That's more like it I was quite literally scratching my head at your answer. It didn't fit!

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (SFAmF)

303 That said, they would fuck up Bonanza, just like they do everything else. So, naw, I am not on board with a Bonanza reboot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (uzjER)

304 We're the kinder, gentler 4chan.

....

We've got a kinder, gentler meme-keen 4chan...

Posted by: Neil Young at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (oFlMR)

305 Is it safe in here?

I'd put my boots on.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (K22Va)

306 275 AlaBAMA, absent last night, firsties tonight. I smell collusion.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (RfzVr


No collusion.

I'm as surprised as you were.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

307 275 AlaBAMA, absent last night, firsties tonight. I smell collusion.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (RfzVr


There is a Russian chick in the content. MSNBC could connect those dots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

308 Is what safe?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (tH5fk)

309 Irina, there are millions of stunningly beautiful Russian women.



You're not one of them.
Posted by: Heterosexual Males at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)


but she appears to have a bright future in upscale second-hand schmutter.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (hSQmw)

310 236 Tami, are you anywhere near the tornadoes that seem to be dropping all over MO tonight?

Posted by: Secret Square at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (9WuX0)

No they're SW of me, near Joplin I think...we had a wild ride last night though.

We're suppose to get some storms passing through later but we're not under any watches...yet.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (cF8AT)

311 Breaking - Nanzi Pelosi may be mastermind in international child sex slave trafficking.


Just kidding, she obviously has dementia, so if anything, she just a patsy. Probably run by her children.

No way to know the truth until FISA warrants are issued and bank/tax records are examined. Pending clearance of all possible wrongdoing she must recuse from further potentially relevant action as Speaker.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (1g7ch)

312 291 Well, there's no one eating the Sloppy Jane.


I've been eating it for years.



Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (f8dwL)


I'll probably go to hell ***SNORTS***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

313 303 That said, they would fuck up Bonanza, just like they do everything else. So, naw, I am not on board with a Bonanza reboot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (uzjER)

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I can see an all-female version with Brie Larson as Little Joe and Rosie O'Donnell as the Ponderosa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)

314
Even the shittiest dumbshit job is worth doing if you take real pride in your work.
Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners
--------
Henry Royce's personal motto:

Quidvis recte factum quamvis humile praeclarum.

"Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (xSo9G)

315 The Flintstones was a cartoon Honeymooners with outside sets.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (PUmDY)

316 Thanks rickl on the Dylan thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

317 Why does the guy in the Manitowoc Minute look so much like Paul Joseph Watson?

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 10:58 PM (PpL0X)

318 Rosie O'Donnell as the Ponderosa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT


Lol.

Thar she blows!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)

319 Now that's something Hollywood could never ever reboot.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at M




you know, friend of mine in elementary school somehow convinced his mom to buy those books for him. my mom thought they were such a nice family, until she saw the cover of the book I bought.

some hot chick chained in a gold bikni into some submissive move.

she was not so sure about that family anymore.

you know, there was some line about how the guy who was the hero of the book, who freed his wife from slavery, suggested leaving the slave ring in the foot of the bed was good since you could chain your wife to it every so often to let her spend the night sleeping cold stone floor.

something he said was about reminding of her place.

seemed like it would be useful advice for everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

320 Everyone in the midwest in the path of the tornadoes take cover and stay safe!

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:00 PM (nLmx8)

321 I can see an all-female version with Brie Larson as Little Joe and Rosie O'Donnell as the Ponderosa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)


Lena Dunham as Hoss. Except she would need to work out a bit. A lot really.

Actually this makes me sad. Dan Blocker was a good man.

Imonna let this one go.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:00 PM (uzjER)

322 185 Jordan, didn't know that.
I probably won't tune in but I'm interested in seeing some pics of those two as Archie and Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

Seconded. And with that, I'm off to bed. Goodnight horde!

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (fTySa)

323 No they're SW of me, near Joplin I think...we had a wild ride last night though.

I see a signature near Anderson (which is south of Neosho), just over the border into Oklahoma. There is also one just west of Bolivar and another one near Mexico...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7s3Gx)

324
Irina, there are millions of stunningly beautiful Russian women.

You're not one of them.
Posted by: Heterosexual Males at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)


True dat

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

325 Brian Dennehy should probably play the Ponderosa...

Rosie O'Donnell as Hoss...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7WaWV)

326 Yeah, you go ahead and stand outside. In the meantime, the Doppler wind velocity feature of the Kindle weather app I'm using is showing tornado signatures all up and down a line from Oklahoma through Missouri into Illinois. Gonna be a rough night.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at M




you know, lived with tornadoes well into my 20s, someone would sound the horn, everyone would go to the basement then everything would be fine.

no wussification.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

327 I could see a reboot of Bonanza -- maybe Edward James Olmos as Ben --

Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ta49A)

328 Mrs Sock Monkey frequently asks me if I'm ok when I start laughing at the grey boxes. She's watching out of the corner of her eye right now

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (SFAmF)

329 Shit quoted the wrong thing. Meant to quote Requiem's stay safe post. Yeah definitely time for bed.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (fTySa)

330 A taco is a Sloppy Jose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aKsyK)


Jose was my favorite of The Pussycats.

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (PpL0X)

331 (Goldang it, did that last night, too.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (ta49A)

332 167 I read at Ken Levine's blog that Jimmy Kimmel is having produced for TV, a live re-enactment of two classic sitcom episodes. One is from All In The Family, the other will be from The Jeffersons.

Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

It wasn't bad, but I felt that Woody. Marisa, and Jamie Foxx were trying too hard to play the original actors playing the characters. Jamie had the only openly visible screwup - and it broke a good joke. Wanda Sykes seemed natural - played it understated, and one of the original Jeffersons actresses played her original role and absolutely killed it.

They played clips from the original in the aftershow, and it didn't make the remake look good at all.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 22, 2019 11:03 PM (+mkqJ)

333
321 I can see an all-female version with Brie Larson as Little Joe and Rosie O'Donnell as the Ponderosa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)


Lena Dunham as Hoss. Except she would need to work out a bit. A lot really.

Actually this makes me sad. Dan Blocker was a good man.


The Parnell Roberts oldest brother would be a pre-op tranny and perpetually bitchy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:03 PM (pNxlR)

334 I see a signature near Anderson (which is south of Neosho), just over the border into Oklahoma. There is also one just west of Bolivar and another one near Mexico...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7s3Gx)

They near you?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:03 PM (cF8AT)

335 Magaret Cho as Hop Sing...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (7WaWV)

336 Night Horde!


My apologies for the Yoko Ono ONT!


But in my defense, I didn't think he'd actually DO it.




Lesson learned. I'll keep that Leah Dunham taunt to myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf)

337 I wouldn't mind seeing the Mad Magazine version of Bonanza taken to TV. In just about every frame at the dinner table, while everyone else was discussing the crisis du jour, the only words out of Hoss's mouth were "Pass the corn, pass the peas, pass the potatoes..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (7s3Gx)

338 320
Everyone in the midwest in the path of the tornadoes take cover and stay safe!

I'm bitching about the rain here and many people have it much worse. God Bless!

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:05 PM (K22Va)

339 Good night, 'Bama. Stay away from funnel clouds.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:05 PM (ta49A)

340 40-ish years ago.... in Springfield, OH.

Head East. Damn, I'm old.

Oh, and fuck Yoko. And John, George and especially Paul. Ringo gets a pass... cuz' "Ringo."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (3H9h1)

341 I just realized that Donald Trump is the Manitowoc President


Keep 'er movin'

Posted by: Miklos, with revalidated Ph.D. at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

342 No they're SW of me, near Joplin I think...we had a wild ride last night though.

I
see a signature near Anderson (which is south of Neosho), just over the
border into Oklahoma. There is also one just west of Bolivar and
another one near Mexico...


Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7s3Gx)

It's bad.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (9InhI)

343 It's a manwich because it's a Sloppy Joe. It would be a girlwich if it was a Sloppy Jo.
Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (709j7)




. . . I denounce myself for wrong think . . . but this makes me think of cold roast beef sandwiches with extra mayonnaise . . . for some reason . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (hSQmw)

344 338 320
Everyone in the midwest in the path of the tornadoes take cover and stay safe!

I'm bitching about the rain here and many people have it much worse. God Bless!
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:05 PM (K22Va)

No shit.
Be safe Morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

345 bonanza does not need to be redone. just no.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

346 They near you?

Good grief, no. I'm in New Mexico. But through the magic of modern technology, I'm following the excitement all along the squall line...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (7s3Gx)

347 so it follows, if those actors have no integrity, they will have no love, and it will show.
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)

That's an insightful way to look at it. Without integrity, no love, and without love, the performance was hollow.

Got to get back to my cookies. My goal is to get to bed before 3 am! Thanks for letting me spend my break with all of you!

Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (kqqrA)

348 328 Mrs Sock Monkey frequently asks me if I'm ok when I start laughing at the grey boxes. She's watching out of the corner of her eye right now

My poor husband knows not to worry anymore whenever he hears me laughing like a ninny at the phone, computer or tablet.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (nLmx8)

349 336 Night Horde!


My apologies for the Yoko Ono ONT!


But in my defense, I didn't think he'd actually DO it.




Lesson learned. I'll keep that Leah Dunham taunt to myself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf)


LOL,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

350 3D guns?

Bing
Step gun plans.

One trip to Home Despoy and you can arm your hood... or cul de sac.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:07 PM (1g7ch)

351
bonanza does not need to be redone. just no.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Very few things do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)

352
303 That said, they would fuck up Bonanza, just like they do everything else. So, naw, I am not on board with a Bonanza reboot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (uzjER)


Let me be blunt: they would fuck up a test pattern screen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

353 Got to get back to my cookies. My goal is to get to bed before 3 am! Thanks for letting me spend my break with all of you!
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (kqqrA)

You just don't talk about cookies and walk away without a plate of them and a gallon of milk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

354 @350 3D guns?

Bing
Step gun plans.

One trip to Home Despoy and you can arm your hood... or cul de sac.

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The guy in the 3D Gun Printing community that Wired spoke to essentially made the same point. Sure, you can spend lots and lots of time 3D printing a gun. But you can make a much more dangerous gun quite a bit faster just by getting some basic items from your local hardware store.

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (Fp6vo)

355 Magaret Cho as Hop Sing...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Endless tirades about her Korean grandmother.

It could actually work.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (tH5fk)

356
Let me be blunt: they would fuck up a test pattern screen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


The Indian head test pattern would have a tear in his eye.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (aKsyK)

357 next thing, some dipshit will be begging for an f-troop redo. nobody can do larry storch like larry.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

358

Dan Blocker's son, who looked a lot like him, was in Baa, Baa, Blacksheep.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (NMAzL)

359 I noticed Hot Air said these hack judges have near bullet proof rulings. WTH?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (PUmDY)

360 Lesson learned. I'll keep that Leah Dunham taunt to myself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf)


And just a reminder of what can crawl up from the depths of hell if you keep taunting MisHum,

https://tinyurl.com/y4ns8d5o

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (7s3Gx)

361 They redid The Flintstones, people.


The Flintstones.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (tH5fk)

362 @356 The Indian head test pattern would have a tear in his eye.

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Probably because all of the RACIST!!1!

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (Fp6vo)

363 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

Pfffftttt.... Tuesdays tornados landed west on maybe 1 to 1 1/2 mile west from the plant I was in... we all stood outside watching northwards.... we want to see the semi loffing into the sky.........


Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (/jZ6U)

364 361 They redid The Flintstones, people.


The Flintstones.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (tH5fk)

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Yeah but that was classic cinema.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:12 PM (4knXT)

365 The Indian head test pattern would have a tear in his eye.

Racist!

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:12 PM (K22Va)

366 Mis Hum, if you say no collusion I guess I will take that as truth.

Thanks for a much better ONT this evening. (Gotta admit tho, last night was funny.)

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (RfzVr)

367 I would do Betty Rubble.

Wilma you can have.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (tH5fk)

368 3D guns?

To fully understand 3D guns, let's imagine a universe with only 2 dimensions, which we'll call Flatland. In this hypothetical two-dimensional universe, a casing would be a line around the bullet, and the barrel of the gun would necessarily be two separate objects.

Now in 4 dimensions . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ta49A)

369 Dan Blocker's son, who looked a lot like him, was in Baa, Baa, Blacksheep.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (NMAzL)

Also in Brooklyn 99. he's funny as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (uzjER)

370 MH, my folks have a Havanese terrorist puppy. They tell me she bites a lot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

371 316 Thanks rickl on the Dylan thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)


Thanks. I was just counting up the list of live performances on bobdylan.com. So far I have a total of 282 shows from 1960-1976. That's less than 3.5 years' worth at his current pace.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:14 PM (sdi6R)

372 367 I would do Betty Rubble.

Wilma you can have.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (tH5fk)

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You'll have to fight me for her, you pesky varmint.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at May 22, 2019 11:14 PM (4knXT)

373 It appears another conservative at Google has gone public.

https://tinyurl.com/yxwxnr7g


Link goes to Daily Caller.

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (Fp6vo)

374 *tornado*....


Darn auto cucumber......... singular!

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (/jZ6U)

375 *tornado*....


Darn auto cucumber......... singular!

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (/jZ6U)

376
Now in 4 dimensions . . .
Posted by: FireHorse
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I was told there would be no hyperspace here...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (xSo9G)

377 There is a tornado outbreak in OK, MO, IL, and AK.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (9InhI)

378 That Russian chick isn't very hot.


I mean, I'd bang her, but I wouldn't brag here about it.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (fdTrp)

379 Y5!

OMG, have you seen this show What We Do In the Shadows? It's killing me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (tUOCc)

380 There is a tornado outbreak in OK, MO, IL, and AK.

Posted by: Vendette
________

That's widespread, to say the least.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (ta49A)

381 Wow... twice? Frigine table.....

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (/jZ6U)

382 Speakin' of bank records....

@charliekirk11

Hunter Biden's bank records show that $3.1 million flowed in from the Ukrainians over an 18 month period

$142,000 was wired from a Ukrainian oligarch

$1.2M came from an LLC connected to a bank with a history of money laundering

All while his dad steered Ukrainian policy

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (cF8AT)

383 The Indian head test pattern would have a tear in his eye.

Racist!
Posted by: dartist

Let's call it multicultural.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Miklos, actually a Sicilian from La Louisiane at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

384 @376 I was told there would be no hyperspace here...

--------------------------

But the bypass planning forms have been on display at the office on Sirius for the last decade. It's not our fault that you couldn't be bothered to make the trip and examine them for yourself.

Posted by: Vogon Constructor Fleet XIV at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (Fp6vo)

385 >> There is a tornado outbreak in OK, MO, IL, and AK.


Tornado - go Nome!

Posted by: Alaska Signage at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (Ph+J5)

386 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (tH5fk)

387 378 That Russian chick isn't very hot.


I mean, I'd bang her, but I wouldn't brag here about it.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (fdTrp)

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Moped Syndrome then.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (4knXT)

388 Are they just flailing?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (tH5fk)

389 I was told there would be no hyperspace here...
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*laughs, and not in a nice way*

Posted by: Pixy Misha at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

390 The movie was funnier.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

391 Wow... twice? Frigine table.....
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (/jZ6U)


Autoincorrect this realy sucks........

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (/jZ6U)

392 361 They redid The Flintstones, people.


The Flintstones.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (tH5fk)

Yeah, and it sucked dog d!ck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (aA3+G)

393 if you're ever looking for something good to read, Frontpage magazine usually has something I'm interested enough to at least read part of it. . . .

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (xIKXj)

394 some hot chick chained in a gold bikini into some submissive move.

You will all be serfs in my brutal, slaveholding empire!

Obey!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton of Gor at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

395 >>I was told there would be no hyperspace here...


You got a better way to get a tornado from Tulsa to Anchorage in one night?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (Ph+J5)

396 @386 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?

----------------

1.) They're hoping that they find something incriminating that somehow no one else was able to find.
2.) Even if they don't find anything incriminating, they can still leak stuff from his taxes that will look bad to the layman.

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (Fp6vo)

397 I noticed Hot Air said these hack judges have near bullet proof rulings. WTH?

It is Hot Air - not a word to be taken seriously there.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (lD3vL)

398 if you're ever looking for something good to read, Frontpage magazine usually has something I'm interested enough to at least read part of it. . . .

Posted by: booknlass
________

Is that a conventional magazine or something accessible online?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (ta49A)

399 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?
Posted by: eleven
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Not just his, but everyone in his family.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (xSo9G)

400 Been through several hurricanes. Irma was the most recent. But I have to say that it is tornadoes that I fear the most. Very little time to prep and the devastation that they bring is horrendous. At least with hurricanes we know ahead of time and have days and sometimes a week or more of warnings that we have a good chance of getting hit. More time to get ready or leave.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (nLmx8)

401 Fukinc tablet sukcs.....

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (/jZ6U)

402 Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (RfzVr)

Thanks and glad you enjoyed.

It was fun. I'm not sure how Ace handles writing day in and out about the state of affairs. It gets depressing.

The Yoko thing worked out alright.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

403 >>Yeah, and it sucked dog d!ck.


No doubt the Porn Parody was the superior piece of Cinema.

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (Ph+J5)

404 Hollywood hates you and wants you dead. Give them your money at your own peril.

CWBChicago
@CWBChicago

Here's @johncusack, staying firmly seated during tonight's military salute at Wrigley Field
https://tinyurl.com/y3r44zpo

Posted by: David at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (jY1B4)

405 eleven, they're stalling. they want to make something out of anything they can find.

they figure if we all saw their tax returns, their asses would be grass, so it's projection aGain

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (xIKXj)

406 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM


They have to impeach President Trump to see what he's guilty of...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (7WaWV)

407 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (tH5fk)

Because they have absolutely nothing else.

People in his income bracket are pretty much constantly audited. The IRS and state agencies have teams of gnomes digging through every single thing they do on a daily basis. that's why Limbaugh shed every single tie to the state of New York, permanently.

The Left is fucking desperate. Next, they'll look into whether he once forgot to pick up Barron from lacrosse practice or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:21 PM (uzjER)

408 >>Here's @johncusack, staying firmly seated during tonight's military salute at Wrigley Field


Milshake!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 11:21 PM (Ph+J5)

409 You got a better way to get a tornado from Tulsa to Anchorage in one night?
Posted by: garrett
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No problem, mate.

Posted by: RAF jet jock at May 22, 2019 11:22 PM (xSo9G)

410 BTW, that blond e could wreck my toilet any ol' time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:22 PM (uzjER)

411 >>People in his income bracket are pretty much constantly audited.


No way there isn't an IRS Office and Staff on hand 365 at Trump International.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 11:22 PM (Ph+J5)

412
some hot chick chained in a gold bikini into some submissive move.

The girl in gold boots

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (aKsyK)

413 FireHorse (cool nic btw) it's online

frontpagemag.com

i never buy magazines anymore

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)

414 They want to report the gross income and the taxes paid without context.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (PUmDY)

415 The girl in gold boots
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (aKsyK)

"I'm an icky Elf!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:24 PM (uzjER)

416
Outstanding.

Everytime one of these pukes opens their yap, taps out a text/tweet or any other communication or vocalization, I'm going to yell "HATE SPEECH" and demand reparations, grovelling, and for some of the more offensive ones, hari kari.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

======

Great idea for retired folks. Become an official identity group, start gathering your grievances, invade college campuses, demand access to all public spaces, get offended at all the youth-oriented activities and demand spaces exclusively for yourselves, demand free parking, a doubling of facilities for the less-abled, and a platform for your views. I could see that as a movie or t.v. series or a real live thing that rogue roving retired people do and YouTube about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:24 PM (9diux)

417 Grazie, booknlass!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:24 PM (ta49A)

418 Thanks. I was just counting up the list of live performances on
bobdylan.com. So far I have a total of 282 shows from 1960-1976.
That's less than 3.5 years' worth at his current pace.

We'll never see the quality and quantity of tunes from that time again.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:25 PM (K22Va)

419 THX for your responses.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:25 PM (tH5fk)

420 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?

Purest harassment. Part of their shtick is to continuously claim that Trump has "scandals", and is unfit to be President.

They also hope that their base won't notice that they aren't actually impeaching Trump if they pull this crap.

But that's OK - when we retake the House in 2020, I think that the House has an intense legislative interest in examining Soros' tax returns, the Clinton's tax returns, Al Gore's tax returns, Gavin Newsom's tax returns, and on and on and on.

The fact that all these returns will publicly leak is unfortunate, but what can you do?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

421
Not just his, but everyone in his family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

=====

Are you kidding? Ivanka, Don Jr., Jared?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9diux)

422 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (xSo9G)
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Are you still here tonight, I have a local knowledge question for you...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9dQxE)

423 Are you kidding? Ivanka, Don Jr., Jared?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9diux)
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Also the other daughter's (forget her name) college bank account records...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (9dQxE)

424
Great idea for retired folks. Become an official identity group, start gathering your grievances, invade college campuses

One of the pro abort protesters I saw on Tucker tonight appeared to be about 75. Not a pleasant woman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK)

425 399 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad? 
Posted by: eleven

They need to create evidence to support the imaginary crime they believe Trump committed?

I think they need to sustain their hatred. Hate is what keeps them ticking. Without it they have no reason to live.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (nLmx8)

426 Bing
Step gun plans.

One trip to Home Despoy and you can arm your hood... or cul de sac.

-------------------

The guy in the 3D Gun Printing community that Wired spoke to essentially made the same point. Sure, you can spend lots and lots of time 3D printing a gun. But you can make a much more dangerous gun quite a bit faster just by getting some basic items from your local hardware store.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (Fp6vo)

Autocucuber sucks...

"Sten gun"..etc..

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:28 PM (1g7ch)

427 Billy will be happy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

428
THX for your responses.
Posted by: eleven

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eleven, I wondered that, too, but reflect: they demanded full access to Trump's staff for the Mueller investigation and got it -- and came up empty.

So what can they do? Keep digging.

Now if Trump turned over his tax returns and the lefties couldn't find anything outright criminal, their next move would be to demand ALL his business records for the past ten years. After that, his bank records for the past ten years. After that, everything on his hard drive. After that...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:29 PM (9diux)

429 Also the other daughter's (forget her name) college bank account records...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (9dQxE)

Tiffany

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:29 PM (9InhI)

430 Demanding Chelsea Clinton's tax returns, and the returns of her loser hedge-fund husband, will be particularly sweet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

431 Idk....

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:30 PM (/jZ6U)

432
Also the other daughter's (forget her name) college bank account records...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs

======

Tiffany?!?! Are you effing kidding??

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:31 PM (9diux)

433 My Irish ancestors are rolling over in their graves!

In the land of stout and spirits, Ireland's first 'dry pub' https://tinyurl.com/y3mnh9he
https://t.co/U2qpRuokQI?amp=1

"However if you look at the Irish they are a very progressive nation, they are a very liberal nation, they're very open to change.

"I think there's a real cultural shift happening globally towards alcohol and we're really at the forefront of it."...

At The Virgin Mary, drinks have been designed with those served at the city's 750 traditional pubs in mind.

A dark and creamy "iced nitro coffee" is poured from a beer tap to mimic Guinness, without which no traditional Irish pub would be complete.

Fridges are stocked with non-alcoholic beer bottles and "mocktail" ingredients such as cold coffee brew and sour cherry cordial are stacked like an array of apothecary potions.

And the pub's signature drink The Virgin Mary -- a cheeky play on the classic Bloody Mary -- is made of tomato juice, muscat, pickle, lime and spice.

As well as mimicking the hard stuff, the bar matches pub opening hours and advertises to an older clientele in order to carve its own niche and avoid association with cafes and juice bars...

Posted by: David at May 22, 2019 11:31 PM (jY1B4)

434

Tiffany. Tiffany. Where on earth did you go?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:32 PM (aKsyK)

435 I am nervously eyeing the storms from central IL... hope they fizzle out before they get here. It was 8 years ago today that Joplin MO was hit by an EF 5 that killed over 160 people and here they had a really close call with another huge tornado tonight....

However scary tornadoes might be there are far worse disasters.. like tsunamis. My husband was watching videos of the Japanese tsunami earlier tonight and the destruction they caused is truly staggering. Huge walls of water and debris coming out of nowhere, and nowhere to hide from it.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 22, 2019 11:32 PM (9WuX0)

436
Not to sound self-pitying, but the last few days have worn me out.

Our sweet Miss Ulla died of congestive heart failure today. X-rays showed her heart was grossly enlarged and she was gasping for air from the edema. It was an ugly end. At least in her last moments she heard the voice and felt the touch of one who loved her.

As for work, the three of us who were let go were among us inventors on 240 US patents. The same kind of HR bint who robotically recited her canned lines and ruined my life preen themselves on "attracting and retaining talent".

Let's face it, in the end we're all a cost to the MBAs. The secret to survival is persuading them for one more day that it's more trouble than it's worth to let you go and in the end I failed.

To bed, sick of life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)

437 Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?

For possible legislative reasons, just joking. Trump forced Obama to produce a birth certificate like document.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:34 PM (Rz2Nc)

438
I don't know, if I were Trump I might be tempted to just turn over everything. Bury the lefties in documents, records, minutiae. It'd be like that scene in Scarface, they'd be sitting in their big leather chairs sniffing up tax records and canceled checks and receipts and invoices until their faces hit their desks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:34 PM (9diux)

439 434 

Tiffany. Tiffany. Where on earth did you go? 

She is a Law student.

The punishment is in the process. Especially against his family members which I believe is what bothers Trump the most. I pray for him every day.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:35 PM (nLmx8)

440 Dems will not honestly report any of the Trump family's tax returns. Maddox tried to drop a bombshell on one year, but her staff was too stupid to realize he paid a shit ton of taxes that year. That was awesome trolling.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)

441 Mishum continues to slam the ONT door into his face over and over and over and over....joke.

Posted by: The Shiv at May 22, 2019 11:35 PM (TPROn)

442 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)

Sorry to here this news
Hang in there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

443 Tiffany. Tiffany. Where on earth did you go?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Breakfast at her place.

Posted by: Miklos, never seen the Big City at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

444 They asked for Tiffany's college credit card transactions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (1g7ch)

445 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)


{{{{Hadrian}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (9InhI)

446 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)

Damn that is bad, prayers out to you and Ulla.

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (/jZ6U)

447 They don't want to see Trump's tax returns.

Because they are stupid and lazy and don't know the first thing about the tax code they created.

They want smart people that understand the tax code and are being paid to try and find some superfluous discrepancy or loosely defined association with some Russian or whatever to have access to his tax returns. Then they can hand it all to CNN to run from now until 2020 declaring Trump is a modern day Al Capone.

Because that's the government we have elected for ourselves, a bunch of fat, lazy, larcenous functionally incompetent sh*t-slinging, dumbf*cks that are too friggin' stupid to understand the same codes they expect that actual working man to navigate on an annual basis such that they might steal the fruits of our labor to pass on to their own progeny that they might continue the same ruling class to lord over my daughter and my grandkids and their kids and on and on and on. Working us tirelessly like the modern day equivalent of state owned and controlled slaves to feed their ever-widening, never-sated, demonic maws.

Or something like that anyway.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (oFlMR)

448 To bed, sick of life.

Sleep tight. God Bless sweet Miss Ulla.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (K22Va)

449 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)

So sorry to hear this.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

450
They asked for Tiffany's college credit card transactions.
Posted by: Burnt Toast


And we voluntarily pay taxes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (aKsyK)

451 Let's face it, in the end we're all a cost to the MBAs. The secret to survival is persuading them for one more day that it's more trouble than it's worth to let you go and in the end I failed.
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Persuasion isn't possible without logical thinkers. You are more than a job. You are not a failure. Peace, friend.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

452 the gor book was the priest kings of gor. some guy with his whip standing over some slave girl that hadn't a oughta made him do that.

you know were I not such a fast reader my mom would have snatched that away before I finished reading it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:40 PM (MTjB1)

453 Burnt Toast, really?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (PUmDY)

454 @436 The same kind of HR bint who robotically recited her canned lines and ruined my life preen themselves on "attracting and retaining talent".

-----------------

My co-worker today observed that the same placement companies that loudly proclaim how much they stand up for and support the employees they place never actually bother to have anything to do with him after he's been placed with a company.

That would be aside from skimming a large chunk of money off of what the company we work for is paying in wages, of course.

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (Fp6vo)

455

Jack Palance was in Outlaw of Gor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (aKsyK)

456 447 They don't want to see Trump's tax returns.

Because they are stupid and lazy and don't know the first thing about the tax code they created.

They want smart people that understand the tax code and are being paid to try and find some superfluous discrepancy or loosely defined association with some Russian or whatever to have access to his tax returns. Then they can hand it all to CNN to run from now until 2020 declaring Trump is a modern day Al Capone.

Because that's the government we have elected for ourselves, a bunch of fat, lazy, larcenous functionally incompetent sh*t-slinging, dumbf*cks that are too friggin' stupid to understand the same codes they expect that actual working man to navigate on an annual basis such that they might steal the fruits of our labor to pass on to their own progeny that they might continue the same ruling class to lord over my daughter and my grandkids and their kids and on and on and on. Working us tirelessly like the modern day equivalent of state owned and controlled slaves to feed their ever-widening, never-sated, demonic maws.

Or something like that anyway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (oFlMR)

Righteous rant, BC, and spot on.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (IDhUW)

457 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd) 

God bless for the love and kindness for your Ulla.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (nLmx8)

458 Welp... g`nite horde.....
I`mma gonna sleep in a few....

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:42 PM (/jZ6U)

459 you would think retired folks would be too busy with their villages orgies to do something.

thing with retired folks orgies is they are a slow motion affair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)

460 451
Let's face it, in the end we're all a cost to the MBAs. The secret to
survival is persuading them for one more day that it's more trouble than
it's worth to let you go and in the end I failed.

So what the fuck is an MBA?

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:43 PM (K22Va)

461 My Irish ancestors are rolling over in their graves!

Posted by: David
________

A gathering place that doesn't serve alcohol is fine by me -- but that "pub" in the Ireland District of the European Union is offensive in so many other ways --

"The Virgin Mary" -- why not the Muhammed? I mean, Muslims don't drink, Just put up a sign with The Prophet's image on it -- oh, wait --

A facsimile of Guinness? Why on earth would anyone aspire to make something almost as bad (or perhaps worse than) the worst beverage ever concocted?

Coffee poured from a beer tap? If that's not bad enough (and it is) the cream is already in the coffee when it comes out of the tap??

What else does this "Irish" "pub" feature? A jukebox with bands covering Thin Lizzy and Gary Moore songs?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:44 PM (ta49A)

462 460: master of business administration. see phucktard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2019 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

463 MBA.... I often have to guess these acronyms thru context.

Master Bean Accountant?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:45 PM (IDhUW)

464 I hope it's not a Masters of Business degree.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:45 PM (K22Va)

465 Reid used the same tactic against Romney, Dems have no investments for determining gains or losses, and they hide most of their income.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

466 Let's face it, in the end we're all a cost to the MBAs. The secret to survival is persuading them for one more day that it's more trouble than it's worth to let you go and in the end I failed.

To bed, sick of life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)
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I had the same perspective just under three years ago, 25 years in corporate IT jobs. Reliable but unpredictable, until it wasn't.

Then I got my mind straight, started my own business, and now I bill the bastards more than I ever "made" working for them.

I used to feel like a serf. Today I feel like a predator.

I don't know your situation, and I don't usually bother to give non-sexual ONT advice, but it can be done.

Best of luck.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:46 PM (9dQxE)

467 Acronyms to be cool.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (K22Va)

468 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (xSo9G)
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Are you still here tonight, I have a local knowledge question for you...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Sorry, was off looking for a truck. What's the question?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (CDGwz)

469 386
Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (tH5fk)


They want to see what his income has been so that they can accuse him of lying about being a billionaire. Some actually believe that to be a billionaire, you have to earn a billion dollars a year.Plus, they will get some CPA "tax expert" that will say that Trump took deductions that he shouldn't have taken. Of course, that CPA will know nothing about the reasons for Trump actually getting those deductions because Trump had some Wall Street CPA firm and white shoe law firm actually do the tax returns and they know every damn deduction and loophole known to man and the IRS

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (fdTrp)

470 Burnt Toast, really?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (PUmDY)


As seen on internet so must be true.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:51 PM (1g7ch)

471 Denying the Irish their tipple could be the turning point.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:51 PM (tH5fk)

472 Sorry, was off looking for a truck. What's the question?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (CDGwz)
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We were up in your neck of the woods last weekend- beautiful and hospitable as always...

Visited the Sierra Nevada Compound over in Mills River, have you been?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:52 PM (9dQxE)

473 Probably overgeneralizing about Dems, but not by much. Just like the GOP elite.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

474 That's a real heartwarming story about Google. More power to those employees I say. Let their pampered, overpaid employees conintuew to take over the company and drive it into the ground.


Unfortunately, they're like California voters. They'll head off to another company, and drive it into the ground too.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ETHQn)

475 There is dangerous flooding in parts of Arkansas. Pray for the people there.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (9InhI)

476 I know because I'm half Irish.

Never go full Irish.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (tH5fk)

477 I mean, Muslims don't drink,

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Not sure about that.

I have friends in Hungary, who went there from Iraq and Iran, and consider themselves good Shia Moslems.

They tell me that the prohibition on alcohol is the same as in the Jewish/Christian holy books-don't be a drunkard.

At which point they cuss out the crazy Wahabis and the lunatic Shia in Iran.

And then we have another round of beer or wine or whatever, and talk about what to cook.

Posted by: Abu ben Miklos, long may my tribe increase at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

478 What the heck is a 'misdemeanor hate crime'?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)

A non-crime, if it's a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (7njPr)

479 So what the fuck is an MBA?
Posted by: dartist

Misguided Business Analyst

Mighty Big Asshole

Misogynistic Butt Analyzer

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (SFAmF)

480 To understand the nexus of our current quandary, go read 1 Samuel 8.

It pretty much explains it all.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (oFlMR)

481
Well, hell, Creepy Porn Lawyer has been indicted again, this time for defrauding Stormy! Something about forging her signature to transfer her money to him.

It seems like he defrauded and stole from just about every client he had.

CPL is a clinical psychopath, looks like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (NMAzL)

482 Goveror Inslee just signed a law that allows composting of dead humans.

So, that Grown in Washington product IS people!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2019 11:55 PM (xuyej)

483 Acronyms to be cool.
Posted by: dartist

ATBC

Posted by: Miklos, from the Urban Dictionary at May 22, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

484 We were up in your neck of the woods last weekend- beautiful and hospitable as always...

Visited the Sierra Nevada Compound over in Mills River, have you been?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Damn near everyone I know has...but not me. Just haven't made the time. All descriptions are that it is very cool place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:55 PM (CDGwz)

485 Unfortunately, they're like California voters. They'll head off to another company, and drive it into the ground too.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ETHQn)

They are California voters, yet they are disliked in California. Don't they have to have security to take their little buses to work.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

486 ATBC
Posted by: Miklos, from the Urban Dictionary


MftUD

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (tH5fk)

487 Acronyms to be cool.
Posted by: dartist

ATBC
Posted by: Miklos
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That's not an acronym.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (CDGwz)

488 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (oFlMR)

I wish I could disagree with even one word you wrote there, but it's all verifiably correct!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 11:57 PM (AZxMX)

489 476 I know because I'm half Irish.

Never go full Irish.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (tH5fk)

Oh, go on, live a little, it'll be fun.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:57 PM (IDhUW)

490 I really don't understand how he was able to get so much money out of his escrow trust account without his local Bar not noticing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)

491 Oh, go on, live a little, it'll be fun.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel



That's where the leg dancing starts.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:58 PM (tH5fk)

492 That's not an acronym.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Fine.

So what's an acronym for acronym?

Posted by: Miklos, shouting to the Hill People at May 22, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

493
That's not an acronym.

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TNAA

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)

494 They are California voters, yet they are disliked in
California. Don't they have to have security to take their little buses
to work.


Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

You might be right, though, the more I think about it, the more I like the thought of a plague of former Google employees driving other tech sector companies into the ground.

Big tech could use an enema.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (ETHQn)

495 well, I'm disappointed. Zero Yoko? C'mon!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (GBteo)

496 Actually, it is an acronym, in Hungarian.

Posted by: Miklos, making argument to Authori-tie at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

497 So what's an acronym for acronym?
Posted by: Miklos
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Can't do that, it's like crossing the beams.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (CDGwz)

498
That's where the leg dancing starts.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:58 PM (tH5fk)

Anyone remember the Irish tap dancers sharing the floor with a group of black tap dancers? In the 90s I think. It was a fun contrast of the two styles.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:02 AM (IDhUW)

499 Live a little.

Posted by: dartist at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (K22Va)

500 "There is dangerous flooding in Arkansas"

A small town in Oklahoma along the Arkansas River is under mandatory evacuation because some runaway barges are headed for a dam that will cause catastrophic flooding if breached. The police are telling people who refuse to evacuate to write their names and identifying information on their arms.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (9WuX0)

501 TNAA
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiaKsQrb_e0

Posted by: Miklos, on the washboard at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

502 WA state is now a sanctuary state. Gov. Inslee signed the law today.

We're doomed. They mean to wreck America-that-is & construct something that wears its skin.

Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (Cssks)

503 Double negative at end mistake.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

504 ...That's not an acronym.

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TNAA

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)




Creepy damn things.

I have acronymphobia.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

505
The punishment is in the process. Especially against his family members which I believe is what bothers Trump the most. I pray for him every day.
Posted by: Requiem

======

I hope those kids come back for revenge. I actually might not mind a Trump dynasty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 12:05 AM (9diux)

506 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)

My heartfelt condolences on the loss of Ulla, but even though you were there for her all the way, I know there is a hole in your heart. I sincerely hope things turn around for you.

~H

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 12:05 AM (AZxMX)

507 Visited the Sierra Nevada Compound over in Mills River, have you been?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Damn near everyone I know has...but not me. Just haven't made the time. All descriptions are that it is very cool place.
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Its as if Disney built a brewery... but my real question was this-

The wife said , "its really like they spared no expense", and I snarked "If we had a family owned business in Cali we would be doing the same thing ...".

I've just been wondering if that was close to true, I suspect it was.

I bet they shift the headquarters there soon if they haven't financially already.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 12:06 AM (9dQxE)

508 Big tech could use an enema.
Posted by: McLurkerson

Is not new concept.

Posted by: Miklos Schumpeter, creative destructor at May 23, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

509 Creepy damn things.
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CDT!
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I have acronymphobia.
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IKR?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:07 AM (IDhUW)

510 We're doomed. They mean to wreck America-that-is & construct something that wears its skin.
Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (Cssks)

And they'll be invoking their righteousness throughout the destruction they inflict upon us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 12:07 AM (AZxMX)

511 Some cats like boogie-woogie

https://youtu.be/4t0I10eMoJU

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:08 AM (hSQmw)

512 499 Live a little.

LIL

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:08 AM (IDhUW)

513 Double negative at end mistake.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Now you tell us

Posted by: Miklos, who apparently learned everything rong at May 23, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

514 I don't think the Russian girl is all that pretty but it could just be me being old and bitter and catty.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (fTySa)

Couldn't see the pictures. Brave blocks a lot of sites like that, that are full of evil cruft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:09 AM (7njPr)

515 Miklos, making argument to Authori-tie at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

....

Hey Miklos, you might know the answer to this.

I was looking at a cocktail book today and came across a recipe for a drink that called for something called Beres Eszencia that was added a bit like vermouth or Lillet, which is to say just a few drops in the cocktail.

Any ideas as to what the hell that is or how it might be obtained?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2019 12:09 AM (oFlMR)

516 LIL
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

STOP, and place your hands behind your back

Posted by: The Acronym Police at May 23, 2019 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

517 501 TNAA
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiaKsQrb_e0
Posted by: Miklos, on the washboard at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

I can't access youtube on this device

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)

518 You ruv me! You reery ruv me!

Posted by: Yoko Ono at May 23, 2019 12:11 AM (hjaPQ)

519 Posted by: Billy at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (NAbCm)

You must have a very capacious ass, to be pulling all those numbers out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:12 AM (7njPr)

520 The police are telling people who refuse to evacuate to write their names and identifying information on their arms.
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (9WuX0)


See, this is proper police procedure in the face of the combination of disaster and human intransigence.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:13 AM (hSQmw)

521 Is the horde going to start waxing rhapsodic about Yoko like that french woman who mused on why the French love Jerry Lewis?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2019 12:13 AM (0MVr3)

522 Some cats like boogie-woogie

https://youtu.be/4t0I10eMoJU
Posted by: Kindltot

Didn't know that the opioid epidemic also affects the Cat-American Community.

Posted by: Miklos, mildly OTC anesthetized at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

523
STOP, and place your hands behind your back

Stay
Totally
Oppositional
Permanently

STOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (IDhUW)

524 Beres Eszencia


they composted Beria, didn't they.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (hSQmw)

525 the Arkansas River is under mandatory evacuation because some runaway barges are headed for a dam that will cause catastrophic flooding if breached. The police are telling people who refuse to evacuate to write their names and identifying information on their arms.
Posted by: Secret Square at M




you know, that is stupid.

you want to stay you get to stay, freedom and all that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (MTjB1)

526 Any ideas as to what the hell that is or how it might be obtained?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Yes, I know the Beres Csepp.

Give me a moment.

Posted by: Miklos, knowing the Zwack family, but that's different at May 23, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

527 Has the Hawaii Senator been in office long? She is very unimpressive. I don't remember her except since 2016 on. It seems like I would.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:15 AM (PUmDY)

528 "you want to stay you get to stay"

They do get to stay -- provided they leave some way of identifying their bodies if they get drowned.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (9WuX0)

529 Don't cut and paste a comment with the C word in it.

You guys know better.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

What's wrong with Canada, now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)

530 They do get to stay -- provided they leave some way of identifying their bodies if they get drowned.
Posted by: Secret Square at M




why should the have to?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)

531 I only know about Yoko thru the Horde, but, because of this knowledge I had a laugh out loud moment at an interactive stage play.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:18 AM (IDhUW)

532 why should the have to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)


It is not an order. It is a request.

"Please save us the cost of mulitple DNA tests to figure out what name to put on the box."

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:18 AM (hSQmw)

533 You might be right, though, the more I think about it, the more I like the thought of a plague of former Google employees driving other tech sector companies into the ground.

Big tech could use an enema.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (ETHQn)

My understanding is SF blames Silicon Valley employees for the high housing price.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

534 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)

Common courtesy to the cops and rescue personnel that will be cleaning up the bodies!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 12:19 AM (AZxMX)

535 My condolences, Hadrian.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

536 For the Stevie haters, Boogie on Reggae Woman is a great song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:19 AM (PUmDY)

537 So what's an acronym for acronym?

Posted by: Miklos, shouting to the Hill People
________

Abbreviated Composition, Result Of Not Yacking Monotonously

Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 12:20 AM (ta49A)

538 The wife said , "its really like they spared no expense", and I snarked "If we had a family owned business in Cali we would be doing the same thing ...".

I've just been wondering if that was close to true, I suspect it was.

I bet they shift the headquarters there soon if they haven't financially already.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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I can't say. It's worth noting that, as far as I know, the brewery is outside of Asheville. No thinking person wants their business subject to the city council.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:21 AM (CDGwz)

539 530 They do get to stay -- provided they leave some way of identifying their bodies if they get drowned.
Posted by: Secret Square at M

why should the have to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)

Interesting, I read it more as a guideline and warning, which makes sense to me. Like, saying,"do as you like, but you'll likely die" and then of course, the individuals should have the freedom to follow the directions or not.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

540 Couldn't see the pictures. Brave blocks a lot of sites like that, that are full of evil cruft.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:09 AM (7njPr)

You're lucky. Too attractive is not her problem.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

541 > Bitchwitch?

Tranwich. Made with genuine organic tofu. Comes in four yummy flavors, including kale, arugula, brewer's yeast, and spirulina. Spread on squares of quinoa bread . The perfect hors d'oeuvres to accompany your next cosmo or appletini brunch!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:22 AM (0OWcv)

542 you know, you either have freedom or you do not. not sure why someone here would be in favor of mandatory evacuations. you stay, you get flooded, you deal with it.

freedom is risky.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

543 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)

Canada is good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 12:23 AM (aA3+G)

544 Hadrian.... lost my best cat ever, similarly.

Harley, passed in Oct. 2009. He's buried outside of the Gun Room window, where I can watch over him.

Still brings tears. He really was the best cat, ever.

My condolences to you brother, on your loss.

It rends our very souls, it does.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

545 more as a guideline and warning, which makes sense to me. Like, saying,"do as you like, but you'll likely die" and then of course, the individuals should have the freedom to follow the directions or not.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at M



whoever made the initial comment said it was mandatory.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (MTjB1)

546 Has the Hawaii Senator been in office long? She is very unimpressive. I don't remember her except since 2016 on. It seems like I would.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
--------

Crazi Mazie? The cloud of stupidity that trails around behind Democrats is stunning. It is just boggling that people vote for these idiots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (CDGwz)

547 One of my older sisters used to babysit Dan Blocker's kids in the late '60's. She said he was a really nice guy.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (w7U7L)

548
What's wrong with Canada, now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)

I'm going to guess Trudeau and a fashion statement of sorts.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

549 Same sister's best friend was a good friend of Raquel Welch. So there's that.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 23, 2019 12:26 AM (w7U7L)

550
why should the have to?
Posted by: yankeefifth

=====

Who says they have to?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 12:26 AM (9diux)

551 > Has the Hawaii Senator been in office long?

She didn't take up politics until she got too hagged out to give handies to drunken 60-year-old merchant sailors at the family "bath house".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:27 AM (0OWcv)

552 We're doomed. They mean to wreck America-that-is & construct something that wears its skin.
Posted by: mnw
--------

It's what they do. Unable to structure anything successful on their own, they attach themselves like leeches, and suck the blood out of the host.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:28 AM (CDGwz)

553 Bitter Clinger

OK

I want to be careful, because there are three (3) Beres things of potential interest.

One is the sexy sexy fitness guru-ess from Hungary named Beres.

Another is a kind of Health Drink, called Beres Csepp (Beres Drops). Apparently it comes in several new flavors, but it is not a cocktail ingredient.

The Beres Eszencia is a kind of wine, from Tokay, in north -east Hungary (actually in Slovakia too, Trianon borders are not according to the grapes).

Eszencia is a new marketing way of describing a particular vintage. The old way is by "Putonyos"-how many bushels of grapes to make one barrel.

This type can only be harvested when the weather is right-late ripening, the grapes even begin to shrivel before the first frost.

For purpose of cocktail, well, it will be very sweet.

Posted by: Miklos, former wine dealer and maker at May 23, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

554 I am still trying to wrap my fragile mind around the fact Creepy Pr0n Lawyer is being charged with identity theft.

CPL in a blonde wig, black bustier, and Go-Go boots hurts my imagination.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (XpE8U)

555 Acronymphomania. Someday we will find a cure.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu)

556 With the infuriating forest fires that we've been experiencing, last I heard, no one could make you leave, but if you left, they could let you not return.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (IDhUW)

557
Hadrian, sorry about the pet.

Jim ain't it the truth? Tango the cat died in September 2017. Haven't been able to think of getting another one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 12:31 AM (9diux)

558 Abbreviated Composition, Result Of Not Yacking Monotonously
Posted by: FireHorse

Send CV ASAP

Posted by: University of Miklos at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

559 I have acronymphobia.
Posted by: Jim


You're scared of joining the mile-high club?

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (P1f+c)

560 Well, it's being described as a "mandatory" evacuation but I guess they aren't going to force anyone to leave at gunpoint if they absolutely refuse to.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (9WuX0)

561 555 Acronymphomania. Someday we will find a cure.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu

SWWFAC *nods head solemnly in agreement*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

562 Cats and their health problems and short life spans. I'm sorry to hear the news, H7. I'll be thinking the name Ulla tonight.

For what it's worth, my cats both seemed to know when it was their time, and each seemed at peace with it in their own way -- which, of course, didn't make my world any better for their loss. But it was (and is) a consolation.

Be well.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 12:33 AM (ta49A)

563 Jefferson City, MO, is under a tornado gun right now.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:33 AM (9InhI)

564 Canada is good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Even Satan allow to laugh

Posted by: Fidel, Justin's BabyDaddy at May 23, 2019 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

565 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (miE9U)

566 OK, I'm done counting for the night, but here's what I have so far:

From the start of his career to age 40, Bob Dylan played 489 live shows.

From age 40-50, he played 481, bringing the total to 970.

From age 50-60, he played 1015(!), bringing the total to 1985.

I knew he had played more live shows after turning 50 than before, but I didn't know he more than doubled his pre-50 total in 10 years.

He's not resting on his laurels, that's for sure.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (sdi6R)

567 Acronymphomania. Someday we will find a cure.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu

SWWFAC *nods head solemnly in agreement*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

See? The Village Voice pioneered the business model, now gone. Gotta execute.

Posted by: Miklos from the "but we invented that" team at May 23, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

568 Too beautiful to get a job. Er, if you say so, toots.

But reading the story, I thought I recalled another quite like it; sure enough, this Brit has a similar tale

(2017, metro.uk)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2xmhexz

And considering one of her previous jobs was as a lap dancer and she has 8 kids, I'd say talking her out of her knickers is not the hardest job on Earth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2019 12:37 AM (Z4rgH)

569 In the first years that the govt started getting involved in the fire fighting business we had the National Guard blocking the road to our house. I was properly impressed, however, my dad handled it perfectly. The NG stopped us and asked if they could help us. My dad responded, "How can I help you? I live here."

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)

570 He's not resting on his laurels, that's for sure.
Posted by: rickl

One must first have laurels.

*executes the Bluto Blutarsky on the nearest folk singer*

Posted by: Miklos, future Senator at May 23, 2019 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

571 Sorry, Hadrian, on both counts.

It's hard to let the little furbazoids go after they've carved out a spot in our hearts. The last two kitties I lost made it to 18 and 20 respectively, but it wasn't any easier when they went. Current ones are about 8. Thought long and hard before getting them, and when they go I don't think I'll get any more, so as not to leave any orphans behind. I can only imagine it's harder for them than it is for us, since they have no way of understanding where their people went.

With respect to the HR bint: when Apple first got big enough that they were forced to hire HR people to deal with the paperwork bullshit, Steve Jobs was interviewing a candidate for head of HR. His first statement to her: "I've never met one of you people who didn't suck."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:38 AM (0OWcv)

572 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (miE9U)

566 OK, I'm done counting for the night, but here's what I have so far:

From the start of his career to age 40, Bob Dylan played 489 live shows.

From age 40-50, he played 481, bringing the total to 970.

From age 50-60, he played 1015(!), bringing the total to 1985.

I knew he had played more live shows after turning 50 than before, but I didn't know he more than doubled his pre-50 total in 10 years.

He's not resting on his laurels, that's for sure.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (sdi6R)

Goodnight qdpsteve.

And Bob Dylan isn't dumb, he's making actual money for himself now.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:39 AM (Rz2Nc)

573 Acronymphomania seems to be resistant to punctuation, but recent hyphen (-) research shows promise.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:40 AM (RuIsu)

574 I was disappointed with Dylan caving for the Swedes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:41 AM (PUmDY)

575 You're lucky. Too attractive is not her problem.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


She could be the Urban Dictionary photo for "butterface".

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 12:41 AM (P1f+c)

576 > He's not resting on his laurels, that's for sure.

I read that he hasn't been off the road for more than two weeks since 1988 or thereabouts, except for one stretch in the hospital.

Like his music or not, that's some impressive stamina for a 77 year old guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:42 AM (0OWcv)

577 And Bob Dylan isn't dumb, he's making actual money for himself now.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

You've got to serve somebody

Posted by: The IRS at May 23, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

578 Jefferson City, MO has a tornado

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:43 AM (9InhI)

579 She could be the Urban Dictionary photo for "butterface".
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 12:41 AM (P1f+c)

Absolutely, text book definition.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:45 AM (Rz2Nc)

580 "Confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado" with potentially "catastrophic" damage now passing over Jefferson City MO....

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:45 AM (9WuX0)

581 Posted by: Miklos, former wine dealer and maker at May 23, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

.....

Many thanks!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2019 12:45 AM (oFlMR)

582 Although she could have Brie ass, too.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:46 AM (Rz2Nc)

583 Tornado emergency for Jefferson City and area, MO.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:46 AM (9InhI)

584 "WA state is now a sanctuary state. Gov. Inslee signed the law today."


I love how the supremacy clause is only operative when the Left controls the Executive branch.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 23, 2019 12:47 AM (ETHQn)

585 Gotta execute
------
Execute! That escalated quickly! Surely we can work this out!
FTW?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)

586

Bezos and Butterface

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 12:47 AM (aKsyK)

587 Evasive,
I wanted to says thanks for your advice the other night.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (IDhUW)

588 You've got to serve somebody
Posted by: The IRS at May 23, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

I'd rather the cash be between us, than record company, manager, radio station. Sure, they still get at cut, but mine and your's is bigger.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (Rz2Nc)

589 I wonder how many other areas on Earth get tornadoes. I've heard that they can happen in India and I recently read of one in Eastern Europe, but it seems like the middle of the US is Tornado Central.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:50 AM (sdi6R)

590
You've got to serve somebody
Posted by: The IRS
------

Just not Maggie.

Posted by: Bobby Z. at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (CDGwz)

591 I wanted to says thanks for your advice the other night.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (IDhUW)

No problem. May I embarrassingly ask what advice was that?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (Rz2Nc)

592 573 Acronymphomania seems to be resistant to punctuation, but recent hyphen (-) research shows promise.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:40 AM (RuIsu)

S'ad. I had s'o much fun with the apos'trophes'.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (IDhUW)

593 "Confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado" with potentially "catastrophic" damage now passing over Jefferson City MO....
Posted by: Secret Square
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Jeebers, weren't they just hit recently?

Posted by: Bobby Z. at May 23, 2019 12:52 AM (CDGwz)

594 Apostrophes are still the Crux of the Biscuit. Still.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)

595 I wonder how many other areas on Earth get tornadoes. I've heard that they can happen in India and I recently read of one in Eastern Europe, but it seems like the middle of the US is Tornado Central.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:50 AM (sdi6R)

Well, we get them with some regularity here in Alberta, and I know that there have been some in Ontario, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (7njPr)

596 591 I wanted to says thanks for your advice the other night.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (IDhUW)

No problem. May I embarrassingly ask what advice was that?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (Rz2Nc)

My paraphrase of what you said is, "let them know they are not friend zoned just because you don't give out favors lightly."

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (IDhUW)

597 the middle of the US is Tornado Central.
Posted by: rickl
-------
A lot of vintage Oldsmobiles out there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (xSo9G)

598 > but it seems like the middle of the US is Tornado Central.

They can occur anywhere, but the geographical conditions in the U.S. Midwest are ideal. Basically, a warm moist heat reservoir in the Gulf of Mexico, cold Arctic air from Canada, and nothing but flat in between to keep them from mixing it up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (0OWcv)

599 594 Apostrophes are still the Crux of the Biscuit. Still.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)

Wasn't there a Peter Pan movie where Captain Hook shouts,"I have an apostrophe!" and Mr. Smee looks at him for a moment and says, "I think you mean an epiphany?"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:57 AM (IDhUW)

600 Extensive damage in Jefferson City, MO.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:57 AM (9InhI)

601 My paraphrase of what you said is, "let them know they are not friend zoned just because you don't give out favors lightly."
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (IDhUW)

Ok, I absolutely recall that now, I'm glad that worked out, I would absolutely stand by that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:58 AM (Rz2Nc)

602 They can occur anywhere, but the geographical conditions in the U.S. Midwest are ideal. Basically, a warm moist heat reservoir in the Gulf of Mexico, cold Arctic air from Canada, and nothing but flat in between to keep them from mixing it up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (0OWcv)

There must have been some pretty exotic weather back in the Cretaceous Period when there was an inland seaway extending from the Gulf of Mexico clear to the Arctic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:58 AM (7njPr)

603 And one of my favorite quotes from Treasure Island is "the courage of a weevil in a biscuit"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:59 AM (IDhUW)

604 There was a right smart little doughnut hole in the radar return just east of Jefferson City.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 01:00 AM (RuIsu)

605 Extensive damage in Jefferson City, MO.
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:57 AM (9InhI)

Petey Buttgiggle will say it's nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:00 AM (7njPr)

606 Extensive damage in Jeff City, reports of people trapped in apartment buildings....

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 01:00 AM (9WuX0)

607 ...Apostrophes are still the Crux of the Biscuit. Still.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)




Weren't there Twelve Apostrophes?


L'Peter, M'atth'U, Lu'ook, and the others?


*flips through pages of FBI's Jehovah's Witness Protection Program*


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)

608 481
Well, hell, Creepy Porn Lawyer has been indicted again, this time for defrauding Stormy! Something about forging her signature to transfer her money to him.

It seems like he defrauded and stole from just about every client he had.

CPL is a clinical psychopath, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear



He was part of a race team in IMSA for a few years. He, you'd be surprised to learn, defrauded the team on his way out. This guy is special.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2019 01:02 AM (HCqAo)

609 Tornadoes at night must be pretty frightening. At least you can see them coming in the daytime.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

610 No problem. May I embarrassingly ask what advice was that?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Now this is cool as all H E Double Toothpicks

Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

611 Prayers Up! For Jefferson City, MO.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:04 AM (IDhUW)

612 Scroll down here, to see Jefferson City, MO tornado history. It's a loooong list:

http://tinyurl.com/y568f5w2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:04 AM (CDGwz)

613 He was part of a race team in IMSA for a few years. He, you'd be surprised to learn, defrauded the team on his way out. This guy is special.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2019 01:02 AM (HCqAo)

Kind of surprising he is still alive. Sooner or later, people like that tend to die of stealing shit from people who have no compunctions about killing thieves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:05 AM (7njPr)

614 610 No problem. May I embarrassingly ask what advice was that?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Now this is cool as all H E Double Toothpicks
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeah, I think I broke protocol.

The right answer, of course, is, "slap a hot iron to it"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:07 AM (IDhUW)

615 CPL is a clinical psychopath, looks like.
Posted by: publius
--------

Curiously, this was obvious to everyone but the media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:07 AM (xSo9G)

616 I have a shameful admission. I am a sucker for competition shows. Cooking, blade forging, BBQ smoking. I even watched that Brit thing about baking and I don't care for baked goods. I watched an episode of deep fry this shit.

So I'm up late in a stupid hotel room and there's a new one on. Butchers. They're going to compete at butchering.

I'll watch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:09 AM (FG+bw)

617 616 I have a shameful admission. I am a sucker for competition shows. Cooking, blade forging, BBQ smoking. I even watched that Brit thing about baking and I don't care for baked goods. I watched an episode of deep fry this shit.

So I'm up late in a stupid hotel room and there's a new one on. Butchers. They're going to compete at butchering.

I'll watch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:09 AM (FG+bw)

Are you asking for an intervention?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

618 "Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?"

So they can attack everyone associated with him.
Never ending attacks.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 23, 2019 01:11 AM (w7KSn)

619 Holy shit, turns out the north side of Jeff City has been under a "mandatory" evacuation for flooding of the Missouri River since this afternoon.... now they get hit by a tornado to boot.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 01:11 AM (9WuX0)

620 Are you asking for an intervention?


You get between me and the remote at your own risk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:12 AM (FG+bw)

621 The right answer, of course, is, "slap a hot iron to it"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

No, it was seriously Kool

*lights cig, but not an actual Kool*


A Hordero/ista asks for more info.

Sorry, about what?

Oh, I knew that. Whatever it was.

THE HORDE KNOWS ALL

Posted by: Miklos, happy that the Horde is not the Borg at May 23, 2019 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

622 ...So I'm up late in a stupid hotel room and there's a new one on. Butchers. They're going to compete at butchering.

I'll watch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:09 AM (FG+bw)




Is this the episode with Hannibal Lechter breaking down the long pig?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

623 Now this is cool as all H E Double Toothpicks
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Why?

When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 01:15 AM (Rz2Nc)

624 Gotta execute
------
Execute! That escalated quickly! Surely we can work this out!
FTW?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Pudding cups are for closers.

Posted by: Glengarry, GlenMiklos at May 23, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

625 Hah. The butcher show is hosted by Colby from Top Shot.

I also loved the shooty competition show.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:19 AM (FG+bw)

626 The Capitol in Jefferson City has not been impacted but people were trapped in collapsed buildings south of there

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 01:20 AM (9InhI)

627 623 Now this is cool as all H E Double Toothpicks
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Why?

When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 01:15 AM (Rz2Nc)

I think he is complimenting the Horde.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:21 AM (IDhUW)

628 Why?

When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

I made an observation that something was nice.

It was, and cool. I personally forget anything here as soon as I leave it. It's good when you can help, and that was Kool (OK I will buy a pack of Kools tomorrow, but people won't be puttin' 'em out on my hardwood floors)..

Posted by: Miklos, Trading Places at May 23, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

629 Butchering with light sabers would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:23 AM (CDGwz)

630 Is this the episode with Hannibal Lechter breaking down the long pig?



Jim

The tenderizing marinade is stupid easy.

Posted by: Miklos, identifying as Samoan at May 23, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

631 I wonder how many other areas on Earth get tornadoes. I've heard that they can happen in India and I recently read of one in Eastern Europe, but it seems like the middle of the US is Tornado Central.
Posted by: rickl


Believe it or not, the country that gets the most tornadoes per area (albeit minor ones) is The Netherlands.

The midwest USA is "Tornado Alley" because of intensity, not frequency.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 01:24 AM (P1f+c)

632 Pudding cups are for closers.

----
I closed the front door.

Pudding cup?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:25 AM (IDhUW)

633 Wait...Top Shot? They could butcher with Thompsons. My money would be on Sgt. Rock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:25 AM (CDGwz)

634 I think he is complimenting the Horde.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:21 AM (IDhUW)

628 Why?

When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

I made an observation that something was nice.

It was, and cool. I personally forget anything here as soon as I leave it. It's good when you can help, and that was Kool (OK I will buy a pack of Kools tomorrow, but people won't be puttin' 'em out on my hardwood floors)..
Posted by: Miklos, Trading Places at May 23, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

Thanks you two. I remember things I hand write, not type. The horde is awesome.
I'm off to bed.

Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 01:26 AM (Rz2Nc)

635 Night Evasive

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:28 AM (IDhUW)

636 Seriously, pray for Jefferson City right now. It's bad.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 01:29 AM (9InhI)

637 Impeachment. It won't matter what Barr is doing the only story for the liberal media will be impeachment. After listening to the speaker of the house this morning it is apparent to me she cannot hold her wolves back. I so fucking hate these people.

Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 23, 2019 01:29 AM (BsCoj)

638 I closed the front door.

Pudding cup?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Google, Amazon and AceCorp are pleased to announce a strategic marketing and personal data sharing alliance, for your convenience.

Window or door delivery?

We are right outside, so hurry up.

Posted by: MiklosCorp, a Proud Partner of WeNoU at May 23, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

639
I've never understood the mechanics of tornadoes. Hot air plus cold air equals mad twirling wind.

I need to see it in miniature in a laboratory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 01:33 AM (9diux)

640 In 2006 we had a large tornado hit Springfield IL after dark on a Sunday night... me, hubs and daughter had to scramble to the underground tunnels under the Univ of Illinois Springfield library for shelter. Although we didn't get any damage there was lots of damage elsewhere in town. That tornado was "only" F2 but it was pretty damn scary, and there were two more tornado warnings that night, so I would say that was the longest night of my life. So I really feel for the people in Jeff City right now....

Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 01:34 AM (9WuX0)

641 've never understood the mechanics of tornadoes. Hot air plus cold air equals mad twirling wind.

I need to see it in miniature in a laboratory.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Real life is better,

Munchkins 'n stuff. Cool socks. Poppies.

Posted by: Miklos, behind the curtain at May 23, 2019 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

642 Eternal Father, strong to save,
Master of the wind and wave,
With mercy now look down on us
In You we put our faith and trust.

Be with your people and your creation, give everyone in danger's path, the strength, wisdom, and grace they need at this time.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

643
After listening to the speaker of the house this morning it is apparent to me she cannot hold her wolves back.
Posted by: Sherpa_k2

====

Trump ought to rib her more about that. He ought to start inviting AOC and Ilhan Omar to all the meetings he has with Nancy. He ought to have long discussions with them and then turn to Nancy and say, "So, that's how it's going to be." He ought to refer to AOC and Ilhan as the leaders of the Congressional Democrats. Just ignore Nancy until she wails for attention.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 01:36 AM (9diux)

644 After listening to the speaker of the house this morning it is apparent to me she cannot hold her wolves back. I so fucking hate these people.
Posted by: Sherpa
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The Dems started playing serious footsie with the Left in the 60's. They found them useful. Over time, they have infested the party and the media, now, Democrats are reaping what they have have sown.

Unfortunately, we are being dragged into the pit with them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (CDGwz)

645 Munchkins 'n stuff. Cool socks. Poppies.


Everything's in color!

Posted by: Dorothy Bandersnatch at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (FG+bw)

646 Looks like another fun night of storms.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (RU4sa)

647 Looks like another fun night of storms.
Posted by: SMH
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Do you have a basement?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:39 AM (xSo9G)

648 AmericanKestrel

If you run for Pope, I'll start a GoFundMe.

Posted by: Miklos, slowly heading to Mepkin at May 23, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

649 Prayers up for the people of Jefferson City.

Keeping tuned in here in the St. Louis AO.

Seems that the line of storms will pass through here at around 3am or so.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)

650 Graham made an interesting observation tonight, "No Democrat candidate stands a chance of winning the nomination if they do not call for the impeachment of President Trump."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (xSo9G)

651 So the responsible official at the MD whose actions led to the death of the 14-yr old girl at the hands of illegals isn't the slightest bit abashed at her role in a murder in her community. You see, an ICE detainer is not a warrant.


The failure of Trump and his administration to do *anything* of importance in squelching this unbelievable and outrageous irresponsibility of "sanctuary" - not even to make any effort to properly fix and demonize and politicize it at the congressional level - is incredibly damaging.


Then again, city and state electorates, and "law enforcement""public servants" willing to tolerate and implement these policies, effectively signal the end of the country, and the civic culture.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

652 Mike,

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)

653 Mike,

Yep.
Posted by: SMH
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Okay. Good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:42 AM (xSo9G)

654 Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:43 AM (IDhUW)

655 Everything's in color!
Posted by: Dorothy Bandersnatch

Did you ever meet when they all met and there was so much and also so little and we looked and we saw and the words were not words, but ideas about words

Posted by: Miklos, editing Kerouac's unfinished manuscript at May 23, 2019 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

656 uh, "at the MD jail", shoulda been

Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:45 AM (QDnY+)

657 593 "Confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado" with potentially "catastrophic" damage now passing over Jefferson City MO....
Posted by: Secret Square
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My best friend lives there. I have gotten txts about the weather like "here we go again" from him all this week, but cant get him on the phone tonight. He is smart and prepared, but this one worries me.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 01:46 AM (9dQxE)

658 Mike,

Yep.
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)

653 Mike,

Yep.
Posted by: SMH
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Okay. Good.


In my world, we call this pithy.

Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at May 23, 2019 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

659 I was told there would be no Shakespeare here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:46 AM (CDGwz)

660 In my world, we call this pithy.
Posted by: Miklos
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Terse

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:47 AM (CDGwz)

661 I don't miss Yoko.

Posted by: rd at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (EK+Pw)

662 Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

Trump is fighting on so many fronts. I think the amount of work he has accomplished with the opposition he faces is incredible.

I think he knows the importance of the issue and is working on remedies. Wasn't one of his ideas thwarted by one of his outgoing staff just recently?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (IDhUW)

663 lol

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (RU4sa)

664 It only sounds like pithy.

Posted by: Castillian at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (FG+bw)

665 Okay. Good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:42 AM (xSo9G)

Even a basement isn't truly safe, if the storm should lift the house right off its foundation. You really need a safe room, with a solid roof overhead, that is tied into the walls and floor so that a tornado cannot pull it loose.

Or else a tank parked in your yard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (7njPr)

666 Trump is fighting on so many fronts. I think the amount of work he has accomplished with the opposition he faces is incredible.
---

We should all be writing daily letters of support and encouragement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:49 AM (CDGwz)

667 1 What, no Yoko?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)


gotta say, AlaBAMA, you got balls for showing up tonight.

the crime scene cleaners were here all day, and just left a couple hours ago.

have you been booked yet?


but no worries, you of all people can get away using the Yoko defense.

last night's ONT is all the proof you need.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 01:49 AM (sy5kK)

668 This time tomorrow we will know who won the British Elections for EU useless-crat.

Posted by: rd at May 23, 2019 01:51 AM (EK+Pw)

669 Or else a tank parked in your yard.

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Gonna have to make do with the basement.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:51 AM (RU4sa)

670 Yeah, we are headed to impeachment and their idea of impeachment is to conduct a impeachment inquiry to figure out what they can impeach him on? They are really rolling the dice on the swing districts into 2020. They've got a year and these fuckers are going to do it now knowing well he will not be removed from office.

Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 23, 2019 01:51 AM (BsCoj)

671 Brevity is the soul of wit.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:52 AM (IDhUW)

672 Moronhorde.com update. It's dead.

There's accusations of fraudulent conduct on the part of the hosting provider's executives, and accusations that they were also employed by their upstream provider and abused their positions to arrange sweetheart deals for their own business.

Big, convoluted mess.

I'll be trying to find a new home for moronhorde.com and may be rebuilding from scratch as soon as this weekend.

So glad I didn't register the domain name through them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)

673 And Larry O'Connor, who I guess is some "great" Beltway non-racist-authoritarian radio host, is mocking the jail director, tweeting "Yeah, OK, you stick with that" about the jail director's statement that a detainer is not a warrant.


Uh, Larry. She *will* absolutely stick with that, with total impunity - political, legal, social. Your sarcasm merely highlights *your* disconnection from reality. Is O'Connor stupid? He thinks "shaming" public officials over outrageous and even lethal behavior is still feasible? Where has he been?


Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:55 AM (QDnY+)

674 Looks like the capitol building in Jefferson City is OK, but there is extensive damage and possible fatalities nearby.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 01:55 AM (9InhI)

675 The whole point is to keep "impeachment" in the news and on the air.

P.S. Saw some "footage" from Jefferson City, lots of little debris in the floodlight.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 01:56 AM (RuIsu)

676 Made it back from the party Jim SND???

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/05/22/
texas-gotopless-party-120-arrests/

Wow. I always thought of Galveston as a sedate oil town.

<grin>

Posted by: lurk at May 23, 2019 01:57 AM (/sJCA)

677 So glad I didn't register the domain name through them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)
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can we dox, stalk, twatter lynch mob, or otherwise make their lives a living hell?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 01:58 AM (4YZji)

678 675
The whole point is to keep "impeachment" in the news and on the air.


Agree.

Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 23, 2019 01:58 AM (BsCoj)

679 672 Moronhorde.com update. It's dead.

There's accusations of fraudulent conduct on the part of the hosting provider's executives, and accusations that they were also employed by their upstream provider and abused their positions to arrange sweetheart deals for their own business.

Big, convoluted mess.

I'll be trying to find a new home for moronhorde.com and may be rebuilding from scratch as soon as this weekend.

So glad I didn't register the domain name through them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)

Sorry to hear that. I hope your work goes well and you are able to rebuild.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:59 AM (IDhUW)

680 Well, I got one Triumph Spitfire trunnion bushing done today. The bushing kits had wrong parts in them. If I used the flat washers provided, the inner sleeve came up 3.5 mm short of matching the installed length of the bushings plus washers. Tighten up the through bolt, and the whole thing would lock up solid. Called the parts seller, got their tech. The washers are supposed to be thin, like shim stock, almost. Tried re-using one of the old ones, plus a new one, hand made. Still came up over a millimeter short. So I shit-canned the washers altogether, cut down the O.D. of the bushing flanges in the lathe, and used smaller "O" rings sized to the cut-down flanges. When I tightened the bolt, it locked the vertical link onto the inner sleeve, which remained free to turn in the bushings.

And I did drill and tap for a grease zerk, and it does take grease, woo-hoo! And I serviced the rear brake, and replaced the brake hose, too. That corner is now done, save for brake bleeding, which I will do all together.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:59 AM (7njPr)

681 The whole point is to keep "impeachment" in the news and on the air.
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Like Schiff's ceaseless "There's an ongoing criminal investigation" about Mueller.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:00 AM (xSo9G)

682 Terse
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Since it's late...

Did you ever meet Mr Spillane? It seems you know a few people.

I met him at Murrells Inlet when he lived there, but I was too young and stupid to ask anything sensible.

I remember him saying "I write...they pay me. I need the money!"

It was considered as I understood to be a joke, but it encouraged me to begin writing books too, many years later.

Posted by: Miklos, still combining the best of youth, age, and inexperience, in a nice cynical way at May 23, 2019 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

683 Good night all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 02:00 AM (IDhUW)

684 Aaargh, these movie descriptions infuriate me with the editorializing:
Lion King 2: Simba's Pride In the enchanting follow up to Disney's 1994 animated classic, Simba rules the pride with his lioness mate, Nala, but has problems keeping up with his headstrong daughter Kiara. A \Romeo and Juliet' subplot has Kiara falling for Kovu.
/mini-rant off




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (ufFY8)

685 And it's a disgrace that when there is still severe weather the Weather Channel goes to reruns.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (9InhI)

686 Unfortunately, we are being dragged into the pit with them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (CDGwz)
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on the upside, it makes targeting easier.

short range, aim center mass, just hold at ~ 3 feet AGL and Brownian motion will take care or the rest.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (4YZji)

687
Did you ever meet Mr Spillane? It seems you know a few people.

I met him at Murrells Inlet when he lived there, but I was too young and stupid to ask anything sensible.

I remember him saying "I write...they pay me. I need the money!"

It was considered as I understood to be a joke, but it encouraged me to begin writing books too, many years later.
Posted by: Miklos
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I wish. I have family down there, but certainly never met Spillane. I just fell into this nic by accident, while quoting 'One Lonely Night'. I've felt a little odd about it, but nics are sticky things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (CDGwz)

688 can we dox, stalk, twatter lynch mob, or otherwise make their lives a living hell?

asking for a friend.



No point, they're pretty much fucked as it is. I'll be surprised if they survive as a business.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (0bu2O)

689 Or else a tank parked in your yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh baby

Together we will defy ALL the rayciss White mens laws of gravity and physics an all such

You be safe under me

Posted by: Tank "Stacy" Abrams at May 23, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

690 A \Romeo and Juliet' subplot has Kiara falling for Kovu.
/mini-rant off




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (ufFY

They going to have a Gay Pride of lions?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 02:05 AM (7njPr)

691 Apparently pixy has some clever algorithm that inserts stuff I didn't write, that is invisible to me. Seems I'm always knocking Trump for not doing anything, and noting he faces a completely permissive environment. Or something. Huh.


No, there has been no serious response to "sanctuary" idiocy even considered. The laughable DOJ lawsuit against CA SB54 - that's it.


The Chinese may not be able to wait out Trump, but certain domestic enemies have a much better shot at it. They've effectively made it through the first term, already.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 02:06 AM (QDnY+)

692 685
And it's a disgrace that when there is still severe weather the Weather Channel goes to reruns.


Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (9InhI)

The Weather Channel used to be very good - and useful - until they got all SJW and started pushing the Global Warming bullshit. I think that was the time John Coleman (I think) sold it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 23, 2019 02:06 AM (ufFY8)

693 You be safe under me

Posted by: Tank "Stacy" Abrams at May 23, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
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is that a molotov cocktail on your engine deck, of just a grease fire ignited by nylons rubbing together?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 02:07 AM (4YZji)

694 > The Weather Channel used to be very good - and useful - until they got all SJW and started pushing the Global Warming bullshit.

"Get 'woke', go broke." -- John Ringo

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 02:07 AM (0OWcv)

695 but nics are sticky things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Heh


Since you aren't new here, you should know better than to tempt the Morons with terms like "sticky".

Posted by: Tank at May 23, 2019 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

696 Daily Mail reporting on the damage.

https://tinyurl.com/yy5txacg

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 02:08 AM (RU4sa)

697 is that a molotov cocktail on your engine deck, of just a grease fire ignited by nylons rubbing together?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 02:07 AM (4YZji)

Tank Abrams in corduroy slacks would sound like a steam locomotive pulling a steep grade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 02:09 AM (7njPr)

698
It was considered as I understood to be a joke, but it encouraged me to begin writing books too, many years later.
Posted by: Miklos
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Well, I've linked to this before, and you have probably seen it, scroll down to the 'Community Reviews', look for one by 'Lyn"
http://tinyurl.com/y4wlr858

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:10 AM (xSo9G)

699 But Rokossovsky is about to help lay the groundwork for delightfully dispatching many German soldiers who badly needed killin', in the Kursk operation, so back to his memoir.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 02:11 AM (QDnY+)

700 The Weather Channel used to be very good - and useful - until they got all SJW and started pushing the Global Warming bullshit. \



Bought by IBM.

Go figure (I had to learn they phrase from New Jersey guys, nobody in the Carolinas would say it, but it's a good phrase).

Posted by: Miklos, your disappointing excuse for a Mexican Weathergirl at May 23, 2019 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

701 - SMH, keep your head down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:12 AM (xSo9G)

702 I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:12 AM (xSo9G)

703 Niters, MH.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 02:13 AM (RU4sa)

704 I wish. I have family down there, but certainly never met Spillane. I just fell into this nic by accident, while quoting 'One Lonely Night'. I've felt a little odd about it, but nics are sticky things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (CDGwz)
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Amen. Mine started over a decade ago when my (then) wife said " I thought thought this was going to be a 'man-cave', its more like a f'in Bunker"... and I just went with that.

Yet I haven't lived in the 'burbs for 3 yrs.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 02:15 AM (9dQxE)

705 rhomboid a


If you come across any account of interactions with Hungarians (some fought with the Red Army) please note, and I thank you in advance (not a joke, more play on words).

Posted by: Miklos, from Tolbuhin Korut at May 23, 2019 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

706 Does anyone have a good link for up to date Jefferson City Mo info?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 02:16 AM (9dQxE)

707
Graham made an interesting observation tonight, "No Democrat candidate stands a chance of winning the nomination if they do not call for the impeachment of President Trump."
Posted by: Mike Hammer

======

And they're going to cheat their faces off in the general election. Is election fraud going to be the next illegal immigration? Something Republican voters scream about for years while the GOPers chump along?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 02:19 AM (9diux)

708 Well, I am going to hit the sack, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 02:20 AM (7njPr)

709 > There must have been some pretty exotic weather back in the Cretaceous Period when there was an inland seaway extending from the Gulf of Mexico clear to the Arctic.

Yeah, I can imagine. Probably not just tornados, but monster hurricanes coming up that puppy.

Like all storms, tornadoes and hurricanes are basically just heat engines. Heat flows from a hot reservoir to a cold one and mechanical energy is extracted along the way. The temperature differential is more important than the absolute temperature per se.


> I've never understood the mechanics of tornadoes. Hot air plus cold air equals mad twirling wind.

While there are still a lot of nuances that are under debate/research, at a fundamental level it's the same process as when you pull the plug in the bathtub or flush the toilet. If a layer of dense air winds up on top of a layer of less-dense air (for instance, by being blown in fast enough that the less-dense air can't "get out of the way"), it wants to sink and the less-dense air wants to rise, just as the dense water in the tub or toilet wants to sink.

If this happens slowly, sort of a slow mixing process, nothing much happens except that the any moisture in the warm air will condense out as it cools, and will fall as rain or appear as fog.

If the temperature difference is enough that the rising/sinking becomes too rapid for normal diffusive mixing to occur, it starts rotating and you get a vortex.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 02:21 AM (0OWcv)

710 Time for me to hit it, too. Good night all.

Keep the people of Jefferson City in your thoughts and prayers and the SJWs who make fun of that can just fuck right the hell off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 02:23 AM (0OWcv)

711 Upwind neighbor torchin' one up. Or the ghost of Tommy Chong.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 02:26 AM (RuIsu)

712 Some Chips Ahoy around here somewhere.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 02:28 AM (RuIsu)

713 In a clean, well-lighted place, Mickey Spillane, Ayn Rand, Miklos and Ernest Hemingway sit drinking cocktails and talking about, among many things, Spillane’s 1951 novel One Lonely Night.

Ernest: So what’s it about, Mick?

Bartender: Hey Mickey-who's payin'?

Mickey:the Kid, another Micky, he's got it.

Miklos: Sure I'll pay, and you know where it it came from. There's more.

Mickey: What’s it about, Ernie? It’s a Mike Hammer book. It’s about death and violence and about Mike taking it to those no good
Commie bastards like only he knows how.

Ernest: Please don’t call me Ernie, I’ve asked you before.

Miklos: Buy your own drinks. Your full of talk, just talk. We pay 100 American dollars per ear. For each Commie ear.

We'll take the first 100 as a deposit.

Mickey: The Kid gets it

Posted by: Miklos, and there's always a dame at May 23, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

714 At least an EF2 hit Jefferson City, MO.

Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 02:37 AM (9InhI)

715 Well, it has been wild west night here in the great white north. Little League game in Mt. View, which frequent fliers will know as the "most diverse" neighborhood in the world, meaning poor folks living however they can, amongst the Samoan gangs and drug dealers of all other stripes. In the past we have been plagued there with black bears, moose, and the occasional drunken asshole, plus the coach of that particular group of infidels is a bit of an anger problem, frequently pulling a Billy Martin on unsuspecting volunteer umpires. Just as the final strike out occurred, four quick shots rung out probably about 1/4 mile away (at most), followed six more, so possibly two shooters. At any rate, we scooped up the kids and grandparents and rocketed outta there tout-de suite.

After the fact, turns out we were all rather well-armed and prepared, but no matter how many are carrying, it won't stop a stray bullet. Better safe than sorry.

Let's hope Little League leads to better outcomes for our young participants.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 02:39 AM (vVOK2)

716 Hey anti trump free traders the commie chinese have been caught using the banned susbstance freon ( it destroys the ozone ) Groper joe or amash should be asked if the commie blood money is worth it.

Posted by: raimondo at May 23, 2019 02:43 AM (up0Cc)

717 Who let that asshole out of the basement? Smells like old farts in here now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 02:45 AM (vVOK2)

718 lol tcn

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 02:54 AM (RU4sa)

719 Seeing Raimondo is like watching a furry rat bite an Electric Fence.

You almost feel sorry for it.

...almost.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

720 Watching Raimondo is like seeing a turd run downhill and then it hits someone's dog.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)

721 716 Yip

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at May 23, 2019 03:10 AM (9TR2V)

722 720 Exactly what is it about that statement you disagree with?

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at May 23, 2019 03:11 AM (9TR2V)

723 Raimondo has learned "English as a Second Language" and we should give him credit for that. Please allow me to speak "Raimondo", in his Native Language.

"Your not good, so things keep not making things going your way. Sometimes it keeps saying Good Things, but making of the good things your thinking is just making Dumb Things.

Keep thinking Demoncrats! Bcause your going down, Republicans because you don't know Why!"


/Raimondo.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)

724 So this Raimondo commenter is a real person? Not some bot?

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:18 AM (ppIpx)

725 "Exactly what is it about that statement you disagree with?"
-Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at May 23, 2019 03:11 AM (9TR2V)

"Destroying" the Ozone Layer is sooo 1984. Please show me where the Chloro-Fluoro-Carbons* (SP) touched you on This Doll... ----> Hot Air Forums.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:19 AM (Ckg4U)

726 I have No Idea, "My life is insanity". I haven't slept in two days.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:20 AM (Ckg4U)

727 Hey Slap, I just wanted to say a quick hello, I am exhausted and headed to bed after lurking around here for a few hours. I just mentioned last night that I hadn't seen you around and I was hoping that everything was okay with you and yours. I really don't know how you keep your wit and wits, while you are doing all that you do. Hang in there!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 23, 2019 03:22 AM (f8dwL)

728 Thank you, DDS. It has been fucked lately.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:24 AM (Ckg4U)

729 ((Slap))

Sorry to hear that, hope things get better/more on an even keel, soon.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:26 AM (ppIpx)

730 "Raimondo" has to be a sock.

...asking Joe Biden about it wouldn't be a Bad Idea. I don't know where Amash comes into play, but I've been Out of the Loop for awhile.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:31 AM (Ckg4U)

731 Gotta go back to bed.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:33 AM (Ckg4U)

732 Wasn't going to get up for another half but might as well get moving as got to be gone by 5am

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 03:35 AM (BbGew)

733 I'm up getting ready for work if you want to talk/call.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:35 AM (ppIpx)

734 In some important ways, my generation has failed you. We spent too much time debating, too focused on the fight and not enough on progress. Tim Cook

I hate this crap. He's doing the same thing Obama did when he did those apology tours - apologizing on the behalf of other people.

Don't apologize on the behalf of other people unless a) they're your children or b) they work for you. Otherwise it's just cheap grace. You can bet your last dollar Tim Cook doesn't include himself personally when he talks about "my generation".

Cook makes my skin crawl. First he told people it was a "sin" not to use his platform to censor people he didn't like, and now this.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 23, 2019 03:36 AM (h2Bdk)

735 Who let that asshole out of the basement? Smells like old farts in here now.
Posted by: tcn

I beg your pardon.

There is no basement in the Alamo.

Posted by: Miklos at May 23, 2019 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)

736 >>Gotta go back to bed.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:33 AM (Ckg4U)

Praying that you get some rest/respite.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:39 AM (ppIpx)

737 Good Morning Morons;


RE: Shitcago. It has always been a Democrat Hell and that shitty and its environs have turned the whole State into a Democrat Hell. And Democrats, being the Communists they are, never met a tax they didn't like (redistribution of wealth you know). And yet the assholes can not understand why working people are fleeing the State in droves. And who does that leave? The non-working FSA who pay no taxes and live off the State.


Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 03:39 AM (mpXpK)

738 Gotta go back to bed.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Are there My Pillow gift certificates?

Posted by: Miklos, learning something new every day at May 23, 2019 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

739 raimondo was here?

And Slapweasel too?

And I missed them both?

Prosciutto is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Hi, I'm Miklos, and I like Italican *Hi Miklos* at May 23, 2019 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)

740 The Monaco grand prix starts today with Thursday 1 and 2 practices, alone on the schedule as everywhere else it starts on Friday. But that is at 9am or so and going to miss it.

I am not sure but thinking raimondo's hash keeps changing.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 03:52 AM (BbGew)

741 2nd attempt hiya

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2019 03:54 AM (/UqeW)

742 Mornin', JT

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:56 AM (ppIpx)

743 Yesterday's ONT was stopped maybe 17 comments short of 1K

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 03:56 AM (BbGew)

744 WHAN that Morons of Aprille haft shoures soote
The droghte of Marche commentes hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich Valu-Rite licour,
Of which MoMe engendred is the flour;
Whan MisHum eek with his swete Yoko breeth

From alle playces , to ye Sefton they wend

Posted by: the Venerable Miklos at May 23, 2019 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)

745 Skip, my hash changes often, at least when I'm at home. The one from mom's seems to be the same. Weird.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:57 AM (ppIpx)

746 Going to take my dad to see Cold Blue tonight, somewhere someone commented it will be on HBO in June but I don't have it and better on big screen.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:02 AM (BbGew)

747 Not sure what a constant changing hash means, mine only changes when router gets turned off and happens maybe twice a year.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)

748 I think it has something to do with how AT&T works...idk.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:12 AM (ppIpx)

749 747
Not sure what a constant changing hash means, mine only changes when router gets turned off and happens maybe twice a year.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)


PIXY assigns your hash based on your internet address. Read this article on how to configure a static intenet address qand yoir hash will never change regardless of router or othwer function.

https://tinyurl.com/yymexdda

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

750 I think it's time to toss what's left of my coffee creamer

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:17 AM (BbGew)

751 Seems easy enough to keep your hash but I have no need and it's good to have a out when I accidentally get Pixy banned.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:23 AM (BbGew)

752 Ditto.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:26 AM (ppIpx)

753 Mornin', JT
Posted by: My life is insanity

Are you feeling any better ?

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2019 04:28 AM (/UqeW)

754 ...and since I don't forsee the insanity changing any time soon, I don't plan on changing my nic. If anyone cares, they will know it's me by the nic.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:28 AM (ppIpx)

755 JT,

Somewhat. The acute-ness of the back pain has lessened a bit. Feeling more in other places, but minor. I guess I will live!

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:31 AM (ppIpx)

756 I have accidentally got Pixy banned twice for getting on old threads unknowingly.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)

757 Skip, that link you posted yesterday to the climbing wall, is that one you worked on? It looked cool!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:34 AM (ppIpx)

758 http://anodtothegods.com/?p=27169

You gotta read this

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2019 04:43 AM (/UqeW)

759 Yes, it opens June 1, that's where I was most of winter.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:49 AM (BbGew)

760 744 ... I just read Miklos' comment before noticing it was middle English from the Tales. I should be awake before dealing with the ONT. Shit! Now I'm thinking of my copy of Chaucer and how much I can still read of it.

Later. Good morning y'all. Back to sleep.

Posted by: JTB at May 23, 2019 04:50 AM (bmdz3)

761 https://reachclimbing.com/

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:51 AM (BbGew)

762 JT...funny!

Skip...very cool. Never been to one...with my falling skills, I better not even attempt. Haha.

I'm out.

Have a sunny day, all. Going to be in the 70s today...YES! Bring it on.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:53 AM (ppIpx)

763 There is a little short video in the link, not much I did except past the tunnel that goes through the mountain the windows have blue beams, I did all the drywall and spackle on those.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

764 I wanted to go to that job as soon as I heard about it. I thought we would be framing the walls but didn't as they are from Walltopia company. But I did so much else there around them.
I have always been the climbing guy at work so want to at least try it once.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:59 AM (BbGew)

765 Gotta go, a donut might be on the way if the shop is open when I get there.
Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)

766 >>There is a little short video in the link,

Interesting...I will check it out later.

Have a great day

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 05:01 AM (ppIpx)

767 Good morning Glories!

Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2019 05:24 AM (htgmn)

768 M'Okay Jada PINK-ette porn addiction could be a thang, send a script over and my fappers will meet your fappers.

Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 05:35 AM (5IHGB)

769 No donuts for this gal. I'm on a diet.

Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2019 05:39 AM (htgmn)

770 While the majority of students believe that hate speech should be protected, 53 percent of college women contend it should not be protected, as well a majority of black students.

Over half of college students agree that shouting speakers down is "always" or "sometimes" acceptable. At the same time, 83 percent of college students agree that using violence to end an event is "never acceptable."

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The last 100 years of our educational system has either been a complete, total, utter abject failure, or a roaring success. It just depends on who you ask.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 05:55 AM (EOEiY)

771 Don't miss that 17% openly admit they're fine with violence to make you shut up. Like Muslims, the numbers who approve of someone else performing violence as their proxy probably gets the numbers up to half.

53% of women and a majority - and I suspect it's an overwhelming majority - of black students believe that people who disagree with them shouldn't have freedom of speech.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 05:58 AM (EOEiY)

772
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 06:15 AM (X3lUd)

773 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 06:17 AM (rGtm/)

774 G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 06:19 AM (isI7q)

775 IIRC the supremes ruled long ago that so-called "hate speech' was protected, however what they called "fighting words' was not. They also ruled "hate crimes" were not protected and that hate crime laws calling for extra punishment were ok. I disagreed with that.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

776 We'd like to thank Misanthropic Humanitarian for his outstanding and benevolent contribution yesterday, which is still available for your delectation!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Availability Associationists at May 23, 2019 06:27 AM (uL22A)

777 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

778 Vic

Good morning.

Hate speech laws are clubs to silence the heretics. Us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

779 772 Hadrian the Seventh

Doing what I can, boss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

780 778
Vic



Good morning.



Hate speech laws are clubs to silence the heretics. Us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

I think their main reasoning was that everybody had differing definitions what hate speech was.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

781 Hadrian the Seventh

Listening to some James Galway flute music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

782 Vic

Glad there was actual reasoning behind the ruling.

Otherwise, it would be a silly time to be alive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

783 I think their main reasoning was that everybody had differing definitions what hate speech was.
Posted by: Vic

Up to date additions to Hate Speech will be posted daily on your CNN App.

Get it today!!

Or else...

Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2019 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

784
I thought that speech limits still fell under the Brandenburg doctrine. Only if there's an imminent danger of violence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 06:39 AM (X3lUd)

785 YOLO Yoko.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 06:40 AM (oVJmc)

786 See this WaPo article from 2017 on a "retest" of hate speech laws.

https://tinyurl.com/yd83jyf8

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:40 AM (mpXpK)

787 And, once again, the center of it all is the colleges.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 06:41 AM (oVJmc)

788 I for one can not wait for a trans dude to demand I address him as her.

Our little local city in Kansas says I have to.

Uh, no. Asshole works for me, champ. I can not demand my wife call me anything specific, so why should you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

789 784


I thought that speech limits still fell under the Brandenburg doctrine. Only if there's an imminent danger of violence.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 06:39 AM (X3lUd)

So-called "fighting words".

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

790 Vic

I'm going to DuckDuckGo to get a list. May come in handy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

791 "Your mental illness does not require me to change my behavior or speech."
And good morning.

Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2019 06:45 AM (KOCKb)

792 Hate speech? Windows 10 sucks! I hate Microsoft.

Posted by: freaked at May 23, 2019 06:46 AM (UdKB7)

793 IIANM the original hate speech case involved someone burning a cross in VA but that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

794 Have a great day everyone.

School is over until August 5th, but the chore list is eternal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

795 The movie Reds is on the MPLEX channel.
I have never seen it until now.

These revolutionary idiots make my head hurt.

The 1981 version of Diane Keaton was cute though.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt anti-communist at May 23, 2019 06:49 AM (ufFY8)

796 May every traffic light turn green on your way home.

Out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

797 Do you see this Google? I hate you too.

Posted by: freaked at May 23, 2019 06:52 AM (UdKB7)

798 Yes Apple there is plenty of hate left over for you.

Posted by: freaked at May 23, 2019 06:53 AM (UdKB7)

799 One thing that Morons must keep in mind though is that the first amendment does not apply to private corporations. So if Twitter bans you because of what they call "Hate Speech" you have no recourse.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

800 Fleet Week in NYC and it is gonna rain most of the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 06:56 AM (FwN37)

801 When are we going to see the first comprehensive lawsuit by a conservative student group against a university for 'creating a hostile environment' because of the rhetoric that the faculty promulgates and the administration turns a blind eye to?


And when will we see the DoEd back that up with a new policy regarding 'unsafe' school environments?


We will never stop this tide until these schools get their legs broken over their racist, facist bullshit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 06:57 AM (oVJmc)

802 I see the LA Times may end the print edition soon. What are all the homeless people going to use to keep warm.

Posted by: Colin at May 23, 2019 07:01 AM (lleh+)

803 Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles

And I give you the next Democrat to announce for President!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:02 AM (FwN37)

804 NGU, how are the wedding plans going?

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:02 AM (aXucN)

805 I see a YouTube video of AOC wanting to become the next mayor of NYC. I doubt it, after her chasing Amazon away.

Posted by: Colin at May 23, 2019 07:03 AM (lleh+)

806 Security prisoners with blood on their hands receive millions of shekels worth of special food for their holidays, an expensive TV in every cell, a ping-pong table and games, workout machines, unlimited newspapers, and lavish family visits, according to official details obtained by the Zionist organization Im Tirtzu.

The details were released by the Israel Prison Service following a year-long legal battle in which Im Tirtzu's Legal Division submitted a request for the information under the Freedom of Information Law.

The request was originally denied by the Prison Service, but following a court appeal filed by Im Tirtzu attorney Yaakov Cohen, the Prison Service was forced to release the information.

According to the details, terrorists serving time in Israeli prisons receive a special meal for the Islamic holidays of Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha, which includes a chicken dish costing 47 shekel per prisoner. In the year 2018 alone, the special holiday dishes for terrorists cost 540,000 shekels, and from 2008-2018, the cost has exceeded 6,500,000 shekels.

In addition, every prison cell contains a 480 shekel TV, and prisoners have access to workout machines, ping-pong table, backgammon, chess, checkers, and nearly unlimited newspapers and books.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:04 AM (FwN37)

807 NGU, how are the wedding plans going?
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:02 AM (aXucN)

Not sure. I am kinda out of the loop but this weekend I think I might get involved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:05 AM (FwN37)

808
In some important ways, my generation has failed you. We spent too much time debating, too focused on the fight and not enough on progress.

I would have expected a Sodomite to say that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 07:06 AM (X3lUd)

809
In addition, every prison cell contains a 480 shekel TV,




Don't tell me they're paying retail!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:07 AM (oVJmc)

810 Not sure. I am kinda out of the loop but this weekend I think I might get involved
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:05 AM (FwN37)
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By that I suppose you mean you'll be writing some checks?

When are the weddings?

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:07 AM (aXucN)

811 I'm astonished that the Israelis give terrorist a TV in every cell. We don't do that here for prisoners, do we? In spite of my reputation here, I really don't know anything about prison life.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:10 AM (aXucN)

812 "In addition, every prison cell contains a 480 shekel TV"

480? That's not even HiDeth!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 23, 2019 07:11 AM (UdKB7)

813 By that I suppose you mean you'll be writing some checks?

When are the weddings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:07 AM (aXucN)

The Older one wants to get married sooner than later but buying a house is actually #1 on their list. The younger one is bidding her time. They own an apartment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:11 AM (FwN37)

814 The UK and its never ending slide into oblivion. No Freedom of Fashion.

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Coming soon to a school near you USA

Posted by: MAGA at May 23, 2019 07:11 AM (Gn95F)

815 What is the shekel/dollar conversion ratio?

Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2019 07:12 AM (KOCKb)

816 What is the shekel/dollar conversion ratio?

~3.5s to the $

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

817 I'm astonished that the Israelis give terrorist a TV in every cell. We don't do that here for prisoners, do we? In spite of my reputation here, I really don't know anything about prison life.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:10 AM (aXucN)

Amazing isn't it? There is a left in Israel also. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:12 AM (FwN37)

818
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (cuot+)

819 811
I'm astonished that the Israelis give terrorist a TV in every cell. We
don't do that here for prisoners, do we? In spite of my reputation here,
I really don't know anything about prison life.



Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:10 AM (aXucN)

Yes they do in the prisons.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

820 Ah NGU, I thought both weddings were this year. So you have a little breathing room, it looks like.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (aXucN)

821 Yes they do in the prisons.
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
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That's amazing. I had no idea.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:16 AM (aXucN)

822 Prison TVs, in my experience (I bought one in a thrift store), have clear shells to prevent hiding contraband.


That said, it's not like you need a big screen in a prison cell. You're never that far away from it.


I suspect it's just lawfare, and its easier to give into it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:17 AM (oVJmc)

823 My prison tv also has stickers marked Dept of Corrections to seal the case and was apparently one prisoners private property because it has his name scratched into it. So I assume some facilities allow the prisoners their own property.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:19 AM (oVJmc)

824 Ah NGU, I thought both weddings were this year. So you have a little breathing room, it looks like.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (aXucN)

I am 100% supportive of anything they want to do, and 99% out of the loop.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:19 AM (FwN37)

825 As I understand it they are only allowed to have one while on "good behavior".

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

826 Mr. Peebles, you know more about prison than I do.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:20 AM (aXucN)

827 Local jails do not have TVs in the cells.

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

828 The Google article simply describes the faction lines between the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks. There's no good guys in that war.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

829 People are getting dumber. Thats not a judgment; its a global fact. In a host of leading nations, IQ scores have started to decline.

yeah old news. We all saw the movie. And I take "Idiocracy" as gospel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:27 AM (FwN37)

830 ALERT....................

THIS IS THE FIRST POST OF THURSDAY 23rd May/2019 MORNING REPORT...

Certified! by One N Pelosi two N Pelosi 3 N Pelosi.

Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 07:30 AM (5IHGB)

831 In-ter-es-ting ...

that explains the clear-shell computer monitors I saw in a resale shop a while ago.

Huh.
The stuff ya learn, hangin' out here ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 07:30 AM (isI7q)

832 People are getting dumber. Thats not a judgment; its a global fact. In a host of leading nations, IQ scores have started to decline.



Another good reason to crack down on the colleges.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:31 AM (oVJmc)

833 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2019 07:32 AM (5g4Ek)

834 "And I take "Idiocracy" as gospel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:27 AM (FwN37) "


Quite rightly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 07:33 AM (isI7q)

835 crack on collages...now there is a new Major.

Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 07:33 AM (5IHGB)

836 When are we going to see the first comprehensive lawsuit by a conservative student group against a university for 'creating a hostile environment' because of the rhetoric that the faculty promulgates and the administration turns a blind eye to?

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Never?

Posted by: MAGA at May 23, 2019 07:34 AM (Gn95F)

837 Read this article on how to configure a static
intenet address qand yoir hash will never change regardless of router or
othwer function.

https://tinyurl.com/yymexdda

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 04:15 AM (mpXpK)
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You can't do this unless your ISP gives you an address.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2019 07:42 AM (vWMNq)

838 714
At least an EF2 hit Jefferson City, MO.


Daily-mail has a story on it.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2019 07:45 AM (vWMNq)

839 Nude Sefton

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (vWMNq)

840 Nood

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (81OU+)

841 In 1 10 week period last year CNN and PMSNBC had Avenatti on almost 150 times. WTF?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2019 07:46 AM (JFO2v)

842 Jooz may control the weather but appear to be STOPPED but tittties!

https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/22/israelis-crowd-control-topless-women/

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn

Join the club, sister.

"I wasn't in a relationship when I had a porn addiction, believe it or not, thank goodness," Pinkett-Smith told Willow Smith and her mother Adrienne Banfield-Jones.

"I actually feel like I was using 'addiction' a little lightly. And maybe I'll say now that I had an unhealthy relationship to porn at one point in my life where I was trying to practice abstinence," she continued.

Me too, that's my problem. I'm trying to practice abstinence. And, not to brag on myself, but I'm getting really good at it.

But seriously:


Pinkett-Smith credited her porn addiction as her attempt to deal with the "emptiness" she felt at the time. The "Girl's Trip" star also revealed that porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."

Yeah, that's true. In addition, I've mentioned before that it's also a way to waste time. And it can waste a lot of time that can be better spent.

#NoFap, man. I gotta give that another try.

And speaking of fading celebrities, Arnold Schwarzenegger got attacked at a bodybuilding event in South Africa.

Yeah I know, this is old, you already know about this. That's why I'm just tagging it to the others story.

That big buzzcut behind him is probably getting chewed out about not seeing this coming.

Schwarzenegger says he's unharmed and didn't even realized he'd been deliberately attacked until afterwards.

I haven't seen any stories explaining the motive for the attack.






Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:43 PM




Comments

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1 I'm trying to practice abstinence. And, not to brag on myself, but I'm getting really good at it.

You and me both, brother. I'm in an elite level of abstinence

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)

2 Well hello!

Posted by: BigZesty at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (29dZa)

3 Imagine there's no Fapping
It's easy if you try

Posted by: John Lennon at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Ph+J5)

4 I got my Abstinence Black Belt to cover up my Blue Balls.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:46 PM (Ph+J5)

5 whatever, arnold. you are a has been. go back to your maid.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 07:47 PM (DGS6j)

6 I think the guy that attacked arnie wanted a lambo. That's what it sounded like he was yell-muttering, repeatedly.

Posted by: bananadream at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (YR7aL)

7 Meh boring... Whats going on in Spygate?
I am sick to death of these democrats. Fuckin SCUM

Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (aR6C/)

8 ...wait.

This was the Crazy guy who 'Needs a Lamboughini' right?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Ph+J5)

9 I'm out.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (K22Va)

10 I think she must be disappointed that she isn't in the news much and thought that this would help her out.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (+b4rY)

11 fapping is good for your prostate. I have a very healthy prostate, btw.

Posted by: docweasel at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HWoCW)

12 The HQ is my timewaster.

Here's a new video from Paul Joseph Watson, who asks:

https://summit.news/2019/05/22/why-do-leftists-always-look-like-this/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (kQs4Y)

13 Ah-nold was attacked because he's a mildly shitty actor and a very shitty Gov-en-nuh. And he cheated on Maria Shriver with an ugly maid.

On the party of five re-boot in the prior thread: I went to the link at Vanity Fair. What a croc of shit. I noted they do not have a comments section for that article. I can only imagine the burning piles of derision that would be heaped upon them in the comments. Fucktards...

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (2sCft)

14 Jada's an attractive woman. She wouldn't need porn if her husband wasn't such an incorrigible douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (bkUtD)

15 My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (39g3+)

16 I'm out.
Posted by: dartist at M



so, the closet was full?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (MTjB1)

17 Sorry.

Women aren't men.

She watched some porn. That is all.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (Ph+J5)

18 >>>My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"


I WAS IN A POOL!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (bkUtD)

19 Another post about beating the Swartzenegger.

It's our 3rd favorite topic.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (FhXTo)

20 How do kids handle all this porn? If porn was as free and easy as it is now when I was a teenager I think my arm would've fallen off.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

21 Welcome to Pudrucker's . You don't have to tip and if you didn't come with an STD you won't leave with one.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (8tppx)

22 In the progressive future, all porn will be "body-positive" feminist porn. With lesbian landwhales a-plenty.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (lLeln)

23 I WAS IN A POOL!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (bkUtD
++++++
Do women know about shrinkage? They know about shrinkage, right??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (2sCft)

24 I glanced at the t.v. at work and there's going to be some sort of "live" All in the Family/Jeffersons thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (kQs4Y)

25 My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at M




would think she meant that it was hard to find enough guys to hit every hole simultaneously, that doing so was not as easy as it seemed, and that she did not enjoy it as much as she thought she would.

then there was the difficulty getting that out of her hair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

26 >>>Do women know about shrinkage? They know about shrinkage, right??



"It shrinks?" - Elaine Benes

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (bkUtD)

27 All of those false expectations tricked me into pursuing a brief career in pizza delivery.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (xPl2J)

28 Will Smith? Where was he?

Posted by: Ever at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (ulmY0)

29 >>"It shrinks?" - Elaine Benes


Like a frightened Senate Majority Leader

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Ph+J5)

30 So did Will cure your addiction?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (8tppx)

31 Ahnold comported himself with aplomb during and after the attack.
I have met him, shook his hand. He is like an oak tree.
Don't agree with all of his politics, nonetheless, gotta admire what he has accomplished with his life.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

32 22 In the progressive future, all porn will be "body-positive" feminist porn. With lesbian landwhales a-plenty.
..

The Gillette whale scissoring Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (MAstk)

33 If liking porn is wrong I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (FiUMj)

34 Nancy Pelosi is a festering, maggot filled bag of shit. Not off topic...always a spot on analysis...that is all.

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (yhf6w)

35 >>"It shrinks?" - Elaine Benes


Like a frightened Senate Majority Leader
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Ph+J5)

++++
Yes, what ever happened to Mitch the War Turtle?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (2sCft)

36 Will Smith? Gay as a French horn.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (bkUtD)

37 I'm practicing abstinence too until I get married (hopefully). Thankfully, I have no desire for porn and similar stuff, but I certainly don't look down on others who do. It's a tough thing to break.

As hard as it is for some to believe, I enjoy life in spite of my lack of sex (or a love interest). In fact, I feel extremely fulfilled being chaste.

But I'm hoping at some point to share my life with someone and especially to eventually have kids.

Gotta stop working constantly and get out of the house, though....

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

38 >>>But I'm hoping at some point to share my life with someone and especially to eventually have kids.




Nothing wrong with that. At all.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (bkUtD)

39 It's just getting the wrinkles out.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (ABjxW)

40 All of those false expectations tricked me into pursuing a brief career in pizza delivery.
Posted by: Mark1971 at M



you know, you have to be more geographically specific, working for dominos in san francisco is not going to get you the offers you want. you should have gone to the valley or the villages.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

41 Shoulda just thrown a milkshake at him.

Posted by: BURGER KING at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (MAstk)

42 If you need to have your schadenboner deflated just try out match.com with a fake email

I had 1500 matches which got reduced to 18 when I put in the political filter to filter out liberals and baby killers, and of those leftover they all wanted a svelt man with a postdoctoral degree

And here I thought having a masters would be enough

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

43 In the progressive future, all porn will be "body-positive" feminist porn. With lesbian landwhales a-plenty.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (lLeln)

that's one way to cure porn addiction.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 07:57 PM (9hauA)

44 Attacks abroad would stop if curbstomping the attacker was allowed

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2019 07:57 PM (OOH1c)

45 porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."

..

Like getting banger longer than 30 seconds?

Posted by: WOW at May 22, 2019 07:57 PM (MAstk)

46 I AM DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE! ASSHOLE!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

47 False Expectactions is a series a Gang Bang Porn, right?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Ph+J5)

48 The Gillette whale scissoring Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM


What am I, cottage cheese?

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (uL22A)

49 It's a shame Schwarzeneggar went full TDS. Even as a RINO, I wanted to like the guy.

His security team is obviously worthless. Not getting "drop-kicked" should be pretty easy to prevent.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (UfkIY)

50 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

51 Jada Pinkett Smith was wookin pa nub in all da wong paces.

wookin pa nub

Posted by: Buckwheat lives! at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (S6Pax)

52 Aren't Jada and Will in an open marriage?

Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (MAstk)

53 Porn has given me false expectations too. I walk into the library every day and not once, not fucking once, has a hot 22 year old with huge tits working behind the counter given me a blow job. I mean come on!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (FiUMj)

54 A note for the guy who attacked Arnold - Probably should switch to whey protein, soy-boy.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (G6cQ+)

55 The Gillette whale scissoring Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM

What am I, cottage cheese?
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (uL22A)

That may be a step too far even for SJW crazies, sweetie.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (9hauA)

56 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black

_______________

It might be the only confirmed case ever.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (UfkIY)

57 >> I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.


Yeah. I'm not buying it.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Ph+J5)

58 52 Aren't Jada and Will in an open marriage?
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (MAstk)

___

She is allowed to watch porn, he is allowed to fuck dudes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)

59 Good for you, chique. And you're smart, kind, funny, and beautiful to boot. There's some incredibly lucky guy out there who will find you.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (aXucN)

60 But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

Happens a lot more than you think.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)

61 >>Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)



Hahaha!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ph+J5)

62 And here I thought having a masters would be enough
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at M


you know, you would think that the difference between doctor who and he man master of the universe would have been enough to convince you to go all the way if you were doing it to get laid.

you know, there is the oddly dapper guy with the hot chick in the phone booth traveling through time.

then there is the gay stripper in his work clothes who is always fighting sword fighting with some dungeon master.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (MTjB1)

63 >>Happens a lot more than you think.



Story Time!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ph+J5)

64 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun


She was sexually bored. That's what does it. Porn tickles a part of your brain that craves sexual adventure, and you are too shy or rational to actually engage in dangerous behavior.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (S6Pax)

65 *jada pinkett *
Yes?
*pr0n*
Yes?!?!
*ahnuld getting drop kicked*
Awwwww....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ct55T)

66 Whats considered addiction though? Like I think porn is fine as long as you limit it to only 8-9 hours a day. All things in moderation

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

67 Thanks, bluebell.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (9hauA)

68 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)
-----------

I do too, Lady, but Hollywood does weird things to people.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)

69 She's into heavy metal too, which is kind of strange for a black woman. I think she even had her own metal band.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (xPl2J)

70 "All of those false expectations tricked me into pursuing a brief career in pizza delivery."

LMAO!

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (6KbKm)

71 And here I thought having a masters would be enough

Not enough earning power in a master's I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)

72 I always wonder how does porn make money? Or better asked, why does anyone pay for it? There's an infinite amount online for free. I don't get why anyone pays for it. But someone must otherwise, nobody would produce it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (FiUMj)

73 >> She's into heavy metal too, which is kind of strange for a black woman.


AND addicted to porn?

I gotta meet this gal!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Ph+J5)

74 This is a big lie. Watch someone coming about that is a sex addict she is protecting.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (JFO2v)

75 Meet / Meat

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Ph+J5)

76 >>>Whats considered addiction though? Like I think porn is fine as long as you limit it to only 8-9 hours a day. All things in moderation


Pfft, lightweight. I don't stop until my penis bleeds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (bkUtD)

77 Speaking of porn, what's with that 'Audible' commercial of the guy (truck driver, I think) learning el espanol so he can ask the waitress for a table?
Is he driving into Mexico?
Does he have a crush on the relatively decent looking waitress and wants to bang her 14 ways to El Domingo?
Or is he just hungry for a fish taco?

This confuses me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (ufFY8)

78 Sex for sex, fills no need

Sex with love fills all needs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (8tppx)

79
Has anyone made the comparison between the Democrats foisting Illegals upon our neighborhoods and communities and the British ORDERING American colonists to QUARTER the king's soldiers?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (zYzYo)

80 you know, there is no way some woman gets addicted to that stuff the way a man does. the worst female hardcore addiction is a sneeze when compared with the best guy hardcore addiction.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (MTjB1)

81 wookin pa nub

Ohhtayyyy!

Posted by: Buttwheat at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (K22Va)

82 >Story Time!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ph+J5)



*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (ePLen)

83 OMG.

ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (EK+Pw)

84 But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

Happens a lot more than you think.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)
++++
I've heard this is an actual thing. But what do I know. I probably read that in Penthouse Forum letters.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (2sCft)

85 Sex for sex, fills no need

Sex with love fills all needs.
Posted by: Ben Had at M




uh huh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

86 If Jada has any recommendations we are all ears.

Posted by: Capn Cuck Kristol at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (wCx1p)

87 I'm practicing abstinence too until I get married (hopefully). Thankfully, I have no desire for porn and similar stuff, but I certainly don't look down on others who do. It's a tough thing to break.

As hard as it is for some to believe, I enjoy life in spite of my lack of sex (or a love interest). In fact, I feel extremely fulfilled being chaste.

But I'm hoping at some point to share my life with someone and especially to eventually have kids.

Posted by: chique d'afrique

-----

Get thee to a pro-life rally to meet good guys! This is the same advice I've given to my sons. (To meet girls you reprobates).

Two of them found great gals with the same mindset as their own.

Good luck!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (Y4EXg)

88 50 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

There was that 50 shades of gray thing. Women prefer text so the visual addiction is a bit rare but it's becoming more common.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (mX8Vr)

89 You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
oh yeah.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (LL1Be)

90
oh yes, let's tune in to see Wanda Sykes in the new Jeffersons.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (zYzYo)

91 they all wanted a svelt man with a postdoctoral degree

And here I thought having a masters would be enough
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

... immediately signs up for match.com....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

92 OMG.

ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd


They're really out of ideas, aren't they?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (S6Pax)

93 >>Sex for sex, fills no need


It fills holes. Which is close enough for union work.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Ph+J5)

94 20 How do kids handle all this porn? If porn was as free and easy as it is now when I was a teenager I think my arm would've fallen off.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

the do not

they rape
they kill
they drug
they die

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

95 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdbmhTVr8Cs
Here she is with her band Wicked Wisdom.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

96 Sex with love fills all needs.

********

You must be new here

Posted by: Frederick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

97 89 You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
oh yeah.
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (LL1Be)

Closer to the truth to say ya can't get enough
You know you might as well face it you're addicted to porn

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

98 All ears? Barky checks in.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2019 08:06 PM (RuIsu)

99 oh yes, let's tune in to see Wanda Sykes in the new Jeffersons.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics


Napalm and artillery are always the answer.

What was the question again?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2019 08:06 PM (S6Pax)

100 immediately signs up for match.com....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

How you doin'?

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (9hauA)

101 They had that guy in a headlock about 0.7 seconds afterwards. I assume that's him screaming in the background. Normally, people who pull this stuff try to yell about police brutality or whatever, but I would swear he's saying "help me! I need an appletini!" repeatedly.

Posted by: Rick C at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Iwkd4)

102 Give her this, she has totally bought into males and females are not different.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (BbGew)

103 IIRC Willow Smith is her daughter. May be TMI for the kid methinks.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (8IkOE)

104 he do not

they rape
they kill
they drug
they die
Posted by: rhennigantx at M




no they don't

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

105 Wanda Sykes makes me ill

Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (OKp8N)

106 Your heart sweats, your body shakes

Another click is what it takes...

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

107 Y5 and garrett, A respite, no doubt. Need filler, NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:08 PM (8tppx)

108 Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (Y4EXg

Good idea.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:08 PM (9hauA)

109 Y5 and garrett, A respite, no doubt. Need filler, NO.
Posted by: Ben Had at M




guys vs girls. not the same. which is why it is silly for women to say they like sex as much as men. not. the. same.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

110 And her kids turned out so well.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (ETHQn)

111 >>>Wanda Sykes makes me ill


Less funny than Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (bkUtD)

112 @GeorgePapa19 2 minutes ago

The president knows he and his campaign were set up by the UK and Australia as well as a rogue FBI/CIA. The UK/Australia were in on it voluntarily, not by accident. When he takes the unprecedented step to declassify the FISA materials, he will be doing it for America's honor.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (cF8AT)

113 Last Question: Did she just do it until she needed glasses?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (2sCft)

114 That's a man, baby!

I alo thought the Harvard Lampoon's Anne Frank Virtual Aging Technology thing was pretty damn funny, but that's just the way I roll. And I'm a Joo-friend living in Midwood.

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (bMk7P)

115 guys vs girls. not the same. which is why it is silly for women to say they like sex as much as men. not. the. same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

It also blinds them to the danger they tend to face. Which is some nonsense fantasy about marrying Darcy or Twilight or 50 shades characters. Can't go through life trapped in a fantasy.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (mX8Vr)

116 >>Last Question: Did she just do it until she needed glasses?


Until she gave herself a fat lip.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (Ph+J5)

117 NY state legislature passed bill allowing Congress access to Trump's state returns. Cuomo is expected to sign.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (JcXHH)

118 I thought what happened to Schwarzenegger was hilarious. It is about time the #progs started to reap some of the violence they sow.

Schwarzenegger is a useful idiot for the #Communist Insurgency.

The Strange Political Afterlife of Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Terminator is suiting up for a new adversary: Donald Trump
https://t.co/dGwwf9WUbs

In a Hillary Clinton presidency, he had been planning to be one of the Republican moderate voices urging his party to find ways to work together. The Schwarzenegger Institute at USC would be hosting after-school program summits and earnest environmental speeches. It would have been his own peculiar form of keeping busy, but with nothing like the urgency he feels now.

Instead, Schwarzenegger is back in the public eye because of what he calls "a disastrous situation"-the Trump presidency...

Every word he says about environmentalism gets more attention since Trump announced the withdrawal from the Paris global climate accord, and he gets to brag about relative GDP growth on his watch: "If the federal government, Republicans and Democrats, and Donald Trump and his whole White House would be smart, they would just copy exactly what we are doing in California,"

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (jY1B4)

119 chique d'afrique at M




you know, this is offered with complete sincerity and no snark , double en tendre or anything insincere.

have know lots of couples that have waited for marriage and lots that have not. there is no discernible advantage for those that waited.

not suggesting you should not, not criticizing you for, merely offering the information.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (MTjB1)

120 guys vs girls. not the same. which is why it is silly for women to say they like sex as much as men. not. the. same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

Case in point: only liberal women would promote a sex strike. Their men never would unless the plan was to get some on the side so they didn't have to deal with their angry, crazy women. But they would probably be too scared to announce that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:12 PM (9hauA)

121 Every word he says about environmentalism gets more attention since Trump announced the withdrawal from the Paris global climate accord, and he gets to brag about relative GDP growth on his watch: "If the federal government, Republicans and Democrats, and Donald Trump and his whole White House would be smart, they would just copy exactly what we are doing in California,"
Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (jY1B4)
+++++
Proving why he was such a shitty governor.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:12 PM (2sCft)

122 I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (8tppx)

123 I gotta wonder what kind of porn turns her on?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (UdKB7)

124 I'm practicing abstinence too until I get married (hopefully).

--

Turns out it works on both sides of that date.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EOEiY)

125 Statistically not sleeping with more than 1 person(that being the fiance or whatever though it's probably still better not to) gives much better odds of a successful marriage.

It is far worse generally for the female have prior sexual experience than the male. Some sort of bonding thing.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (mX8Vr)

126 >>Last Question: Did she just do it until she needed glasses?


Until she gave herself a fat lip.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (Ph+J5)

++++
*** rimshot! ***

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (2sCft)

127 This is an infuriating story...also heartbreaking.

@Breaking911

"A detainer is not a warrant."

Prince George's county jail director defends decision to release alleged MS-13 murderers

https://tinyurl.com/yyvbde3x

In the tweet above the video, there is a link to the story.

TL;DR...she released these people and they murdered a young girl.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

128 >>I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?


Nope.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (Ph+J5)

129 Yeah yeah. its Arnold and all. But the guy is old. Remarkable that a guy his age can take the hit.
His politics still suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0tfLf)

130 Of course there's the problem of marrying a gal and finding out only then she's frigid, or is only up for once-per-quarter pity sex.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

131 >>>I gotta wonder what kind of porn turns her on?



Tentacle pron.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (bkUtD)

132 We talkin' Arnold from Austroslovakistan?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

133 Y5, no offense taken. I have heard/read differently, including from people I know.

Anyway, it's part of my faith, and I really do think it's worth it personally. I feel great about it and not like I'm being deprived.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (9hauA)

134 You like all kinds, just watch em breed

You're running at broadband speed

Your heart beats. It's tissue time.

One double click and you'll be mine, a one track mind...

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (LL1Be)

135 >> I gotta wonder what kind of porn turns her on?


Scat Porn.


She was really into Louis Armstrong before she found Metal.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Ph+J5)

136 Case in point: only liberal women would promote a sex strike. Their men never would unless the plan was to get some on the side so they didn't have to deal with their angry, crazy women. But they would probably be too scared to announce that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

137 >>I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?

Nope.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (Ph+J5)
++++
Can't say I have either, but dated one that only wanted butt stuff. That was a bit different.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (2sCft)

138 Pinkett-Smith told Willow Smith and her mother Adrienne Banfield-Jones.

*******

Is there a give a shit motivation here?

Posted by: Anchovy at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (srWwQ)

139 >>>She was really into Louis Armstrong before she found Metal.


And Mel Torme.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (bkUtD)

140 there is no discernible advantage for those that waited.

*************

How does anyone prove they waited though, do you just take their word for it?

From what I recall, one of the stats Ive seen is that less than 2% of the population are virgins when they marry, and its probably lower than that

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

141 I have heard/read differently, including from people I know.

Anyway, it's part of my faith, and I really do think it's worth it personally. I feel great about it and not like I'm being deprived.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M



ok. merely offered because I think you are a fine ette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (MTjB1)

142 >>And Mel Torme.


BRB...

Posted by: Jada Pinkett-Smith at May 22, 2019 08:17 PM (Ph+J5)

143 Abstinence has its virtue, sleeping around does not.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (0z/5y)

144 "I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"? "

That's the one that sends you 1900 texts next day right?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

145 122 I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (8tppx)
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I used to get the "don't call me again" part a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (MVjcR)

146 All the women I slept with, wanted me more when I showed them my "purity" ring. Good technique....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (2sCft)

147 Turns out it works on both sides of that date.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EOEiY)

Do you mean abstinence after marriage? Hell no, LOL.

I am serious when I say I am morally opposed to that. Barring extreme circumstances, spouses should not make a practice of depriving themselves of each others' bodies. It's scriptural, and it's really unfair to do otherwise.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (9hauA)

148 And why did she feel the need to tell everybody? I bet she gets off on that too.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

149 How does anyone prove they waited though, do you just take their word for it?

From what I recall, one of the stats Ive seen is that less than 2% of the population are virgins when they marry, and its probably lower than that
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at M




you, know, outside here I make an effort not to associate with liars.

my best guess is when the guy has had some scotch and tells me that his fiance told him it was important to wait until marriage and that this year of no sex is making him insane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (MTjB1)

150 Ahh, the young, catholic Italian girls of my yout. Developed talents that never caused a pregnancy.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)

151 Sex for sex, fills no need



Sex with love fills all needs.


Sexless love is transmitted through wedding cake.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (LL1Be)

152 >>And why did she feel the need to tell everybody? I bet she gets off on that too.


The Shame is Part of the Kink

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (Ph+J5)

153 And why did she feel the need to tell everybody? I bet she gets off on that too.
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
++++
They say there is no such thing as bad publicity. She's becoming irrelevant.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (2sCft)

154 I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?

Nope.
Posted by: garrett at M




the difference between guys and girls is at the conclusion of that fuck session he would have told her to call him tomorrow and bring her sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (MTjB1)

155 All in the Family,

They are performing the original script without changes.

Except Woody is chewing the scenery like a rabid beaver. The others are just as bad.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (EK+Pw)

156 Oooh just think about all the guys thinking about me watching porn gets me so hot!

Posted by: Jada Pinky Slit at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

157 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence.

Find the right lady ( or gentleman if a lady) and you'll pretty much have sex whenever you wish.

It's nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (CRRq9)

158 This post is pointless without a comment from Masturbatin Pete.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

159 Pinkett-Smith credited her porn addiction as her attempt to deal with the "emptiness" she felt at the time.

"credited"??

LOL.

The "Girl's Trip" star

Girl's Trip? Never heard of it.

also revealed that porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."

I think her butch haircut might have had more to do with damaging her real life relationships.

I can't say I've heard of many women "addicted" to pr0n. Jada Pinkett always struck me as a bit of a lezbo. Didn't really care for her acting, either.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (vq6T3)

160 I feel great about it and not like I'm being deprived.

***********

How would you feel about a guy being a virgin though? Ive had to lie about being celibate by choice otherwise I could never get a date. Just how it is.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

161 This post is pointless without a comment from Masturbatin Pete.
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM

++++
****Tears form in eyes ****

I miss Masturbatin' Pete

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (2sCft)

162 "I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"? "

That's the one that sends you 1900 texts next day right?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (UdKB7)


And then accuses you of rape and threatens to burn your house to the ground.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (vq6T3)

163 the shrinkage episode was awesome. when the chick comes onto the deck topless (as if that's normal) with jerry/elaine/kramer having to talk to her...the look on their faces was priceless. i remember and was lol, like totally.

...but at least they got lobsters, in spite of the ugly baby.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (DGS6j)

164 No way I'm going to wait all this time only to be "abstinent" after marriage. Hell no.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (9hauA)

165 Arnold took one step forward and looked around.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (rnAwa)

166 you know, something else sincere, girls that wait too long eventually have difficulty finding someone.

some of our friends in their 40s have had undesirable experiences with guys that found out they were virgins. some of it was more than juvenile, though funny to hear. have had some friends that were dating girls that told them they were virgins and the guys were not in a hurry to be the one to do the unvirgining.

sex is complicated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

167 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence

*****************

LOL

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

168 >>>And then accuses you of rape and threatens to burn your house to the ground.


Emma Sulkowicz wept.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (bkUtD)

169 >>when the chick comes onto the deck topless (as if that's normal) with jerry/elaine/kramer having to talk to her...the look on their faces was priceless. i remember and was lol, like totally.



Boutros Boutros Golly!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Ph+J5)

170 How would you feel about a guy being a virgin though? Ive had to lie about being celibate by choice otherwise I could never get a date. Just how it is.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

That would be weird but frankly ideal but I am not expecting it, especially not at my age. If female virgins are rare, male virgins over 35 must be practically nonexistent.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:24 PM (9hauA)

171 Dennis Miller @DennisDMZ
You could hold the Paris to Dakar rally inside Mazie Hirono's skull.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId)

172 you know, my thought in general is don't care who you were or where you been we're together now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

173 I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)

174 >>I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.


Well, I'm out.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (Ph+J5)

175 157 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence.

Find the right lady ( or gentleman if a lady) and you'll pretty much have sex whenever you wish.

It's nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (CRRq9)

Problem is if you don't find the right one?

Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (NgKpN)

176 Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:26 PM (8tppx)

177 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence

---

I believe it was our own esteemed garrett who gave us the phrase "marriage cured my blowjobs."

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:26 PM (EOEiY)

178 Find the right lady ( or gentleman if a lady) and you'll pretty much have sex whenever you wish.


"Oops. Better luck next time."

*pockets half your shit*

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (LL1Be)

179 I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)


"man-whore"?

I'm not a fan of these new-fangled expressions. They don't make any sense. There's no such thing as a "man-whore".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

180 >>Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?


A good fuck should be savored. Like a fine box of wine.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Ph+J5)

181 I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M




do you mean you do not want a man that was paid for sex or a man that was paid for sex with men. you want to be crystal when you are seeking a spouse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

182 Use it or lose it guys.

It's a fact, jack. I let things go and gosh they went. When i decided to pick things back up *snerk* it took quite a while to achieve lift off and the Happy ending was a dribble not a squirt.

Now I find I've got BPH which happens to most all men of a certain age. This is correctable but with the negative of people with INSTRUMENTS messing with my manly bits.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (H95yl)

183 Some link here led me somehow to the "nofap" thing. Which is apparently a thing involving sawgrass extract.

Well

Each to his or her...own.

Or not.

Posted by: Miklos, mystified at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

184 A woman with discretion.
Indiscretion breeds STDs.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (0z/5y)

185 you want to be crystal when you are seeking a spouse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MTjB1)


Who the hell is Crystal?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

186 male virgins over 35 must be practically nonexistent

******************

Well Ive been celibate since... what time is it now?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:28 PM (+dsLj)

187 And then accuses you of rape and threatens to burn your house to the ground.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

The bunnies.

WHERE ARE THE BUNNIES

Posted by: Miklos, ex-ex at May 22, 2019 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

188 " Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?"

If by "once" you mean once a day, I'd be ok with that.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

189 Well, you can't spell 'indiscretion' without a little STD.

Posted by: True Fact at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (Ph+J5)

190 "Oops. Better luck next time."

--

It would be interesting to know how old the "penny in a jar" hypothesis is.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (EOEiY)

191 166 you know, something else sincere, girls that wait too long eventually have difficulty finding someone.

some of our friends in their 40s have had undesirable experiences with guys that found out they were virgins. some of it was more than juvenile, though funny to hear. have had some friends that were dating girls that told them they were virgins and the guys were not in a hurry to be the one to do the unvirgining.

sex is complicated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, I'm aware of that. Which is why I am looking for someone who shares my faith and has similar values. It's not just about sex. I figure we'll have to be on the same page about important stuff if we're going to build a life and raise kids together.



Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

192 When you're stoked for #157 and get stuck with #130...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (rnj6q)

193 Well Ive been celibate since... what time is it now?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

"He's 29 and holding..."

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

194 Growing old ain't for sissies.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (H95yl)

Its literally the same for Women.

Menopause for a single Woman can pretty much destroy the first few MONTHS of sex with a new Partner.

It can get better, but it takes patience.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (NgKpN)

195 I also suffer.

Posted by: Abby Stance at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (r+sAi)

196 Had read about Arnold being attacked. Now that I have seen the video I don't really think that qualifies, in my mind, to being "attacked". Yeah, maybe by the letter of the law, but...

I don't know. "Attacked" means something more serious to me.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (RfzVr)

197 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)


Gigolo: Paging Paolo, call for Paolo to the explanation desk.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (0z/5y)

198
Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?


I heard that same line on my honeymoon.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

199 What does BPH stand for?

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (K22Va)

200 right again!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (DGS6j)

201 Who the hell is Crystal?
Posted by: hogmartin



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Mangum

Posted by: Miklos, lacrosse is for rich fags anyway at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

202 Gigolo: Paging Paolo, call for Paolo to the explanation desk.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (0z/5y)


What she really meant was a "Casanova".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (vq6T3)

203 Once you pass 40, abstinence gets much easier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (pUDQf)

204 garrett, wrong, That is a fine Bottle of wine. Never cheapen a fun experience.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (8tppx)

205
do you mean you do not want a man that was paid for sex or a man that was paid for sex with men. you want to be crystal when you are seeking a spouse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

LOL, I mean a guy who has slept with most things that moved that looked vaguely female.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (9hauA)

206 Yeah, I'm aware of that. Which is why I am looking for someone who shares my faith and has similar values. It's not just about sex. I figure we'll have to be on the same page about important stuff if we're going to build a life and raise kids together.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

From what may be inferred about your age your best bet may be a divorcee. Lots of decent men dumped by wives thinking they're going to live a sex and the city lifestyle like their youth.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (mX8Vr)

207 Who the hell is Crystal?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at M




meth

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (MTjB1)

208 199 What does BPH stand for?
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (K22Va)

Benign prostatic hypertrophy. Enlargement of the prostate without cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

209 Speaking as a Californian, The Governator deserves far worse than a cheap-shot drop kick. Fvck him and his maid-shtupping schwang.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (EZebt)

210 LOL, I mean a guy who has slept with most things that moved that looked vaguely female.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M



whew

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (MTjB1)

211 >>There's no such thing as a "man-whore".


Have you forgotten Ace's Skank-A-Thon?

Our host is an experienced and documented man-whore. Ewok-whore. Whatever...

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (Ph+J5)

212 man-whore"?

I'm not a fan of these new-fangled expressions. They don't make any sense. There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

++++
I prefer the terms Alley Cat or Horn Dog.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (2sCft)

213 Gigolo: Paging Paolo, call for Paolo to the explanation desk.



fun fact: Paolo is Bozo Conservatives son; Paolo's Mom is the very hot sister of a Brazillian exchange student that his family hosted back in the day.


and now you know the rest of the story!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)

214 Benign prostatic hypertrophy. Enlargement of the prostate without cancer.

Oh boy. More fun for everyone!

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (K22Va)

215
Have you forgotten Ace's Skank-A-Thon?

Our host is an experienced and documented man-whore. Ewok-whore. Whatever...

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM


ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (X+9+k)

216 BPH= benign prostatic hypertrophy?

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (nLmx8)

217 BPH == Benign Prostate Hyperplasia

That is the non cancerous enlargement of the prostate which because it's wrapped around your piss tube (urethral) you start to lack a strong stream when urinating.

It can eventually get to where you can't go at all.

It's not all that dangerous because by the time it's a hazard you know something going wrong and have seen a urologist.

Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95yl)

218 Once you pass 40, abstinence gets much easier.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (pUDQf)

--------

True, but I'm just against it on principle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (4knXT)

219 you know, those vaguely female looking things are devious and the worst is that you never run into them until you have had half a bottle of scotch after sailing for weeks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (MTjB1)

220 fun fact: Paolo is Bozo Conservatives son; Paolo's Mom is the very hot sister of a Brazillian exchange student that his family hosted back in the day.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)


This is 100% verified true. Source: Bozo Conservative and shibumi said so that one time.

Take it to the bank.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

221
and now you know the rest of the story!
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)


What???

No way!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

222 Big Penises Hurt

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)

223 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

That is my own neologism, and I like it!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)

224 Benign prostatic hypertrophy. Enlargement of the prostate without cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Whew! That's a relief.

Posted by: Miklos, previously diganosed with priapism at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)

225 chique, you are a lovely, intelligent and caring young lady. Your choices are wise and your reasoning sound. You will find the right guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (8tppx)

226 There's sex and then there's making love. The former will eventually destroy you, the latter will save you. Take it from someone who knows.

Mind you, I can still kill you now, but I'm much nicer about it.

Seriously, rejoining the Lord and getting to know and really love someone before anything else probably saved my life.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (VkWRL)

227 Maybe the guy who attacked Arnold hates steroids.

Posted by: Caliban at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (QE8X6)

228 Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95yl)

The non-secret hazards of having a penis aren't a walk in the park either.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (mX8Vr)

229 219 you know, those vaguely female looking things are devious and the worst is that you never run into them until you have had half a bottle of scotch after sailing for weeks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (MTjB1)

---------

Wait. Are we talking about Brandy again?

Posted by: Looking Glass at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (4knXT)

230 you know, the thing with man-whore is that the oed lists the contraction as "more", which when it comes to sex, describes what all men want.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

231 From what may be inferred about your age your best bet may be a divorcee

***********

Perhaps not, I know a guy who is 42 and a virgin by choice, not an incel, because of his Christian faith. Hes given up on ever meeting anyone and feels too old to have kids so hes gone Galt from the whole dating scene

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (+dsLj)

232 and now you know the rest of the story!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)
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Oh, my, some of us lead such sheltered lives.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (0z/5y)

233 Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95y
++++
Yeah, that and sticking it in crazy!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:37 PM (2sCft)

234 Thanks, Ben Had.

It's been an interesting discussion, guys. I now have to go get a little exercise. Later!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:37 PM (9hauA)

235
Dennis Miller
14 mins ·
I never really thought it was true until today but now I can say I do think Michael Avenatti should be the Democratic candidate for the presidency in 2020.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 08:37 PM (BqBId)

236 223 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

That is my own neologism, and I like it!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)

I know a guy I've called a man whore(on account of his sleeping with near 100 different women). He's getting married in a year to a woman with a troubled background. I'm praying for them but yeesh.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mX8Vr)

237 Oh, my, some of us lead such sheltered lives.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (0z/5y)

Don't get me started. Grrrr.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

238 228 Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95yl)

The non-secret hazards of having a penis aren't a walk in the park either.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (mX8Vr)

for it is said, if a Man speaks in the Forest, and there is no Woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

239 Perhaps not, I know a guy who is 42 and a virgin by choice, not an incel, because of his Christian faith. Hes given up on ever meeting anyone and feels too old to have kids so hes gone Galt from the whole dating scene
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (+dsLj)

There are definitely a few out there.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mX8Vr)

240 The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

241 The non-secret hazards of having a penis aren't a walk in the park either.
Posted by: Someguy

Especially in certain parks.

Posted by: Brazilian tranny in the Bois de Boulogne at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)

242 >>>The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence

then why get married?

Posted by: smiling trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (DGS6j)

243 >>The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.


That scene in the Fish Store. With the girl netting the feeder fish?

Hapened to me in Tucson. I about died when I saw that in a movie!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (Ph+J5)

244 The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiL

++++
The defining movie of our era.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (2sCft)

245 I know a guy I've called a man whore(on account of his sleeping with near 100 different women). He's getting married in a year to a woman with a troubled background. I'm praying for them but yeesh.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mX8Vr)

/thinks back.

/starts to count.

Lets see... been single for all of 3 years of my 60 year life... and sexually active.

So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

246 The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

-------

That would be the Chief Editor's Title at The Cuckshed, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (4knXT)

247 Prince George's county

Way back in the day they actually shot a guy handcuffed in the back of the cruiser, and he deserved it.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (FhXTo)

248 you know, there are some cities you should never go to with anyone but your best friends. sure your good friends, even your best friends will do everything to talk you down from going home with some chick who will give you coyote arm in the morning. you have only so much duty to make sure your friend does not go home with that girl. besides, you get to laugh at him and do the I told you so thing later.

however, the difference between the good friend and best friend is that the best friend know it is his duty to knock you out and hire some guys to get you to a taxi to make certain that you do not go home with something vaguely female.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

249 There's sex and then there's making love

Having sex is just orgasm. this can be achieved solo or with any number of participants. At least for men.

I don't know about women.

Making love is a fantasy promoted by the sex industry and women looking for a partner or a wallet or a daddy or all three.

Actual true love has little to do with sex. Oh there's a physical component of showing affection with kisses and hugs but sex is secondary.

Making love takes as long as you can sustain it. And its a day to day exercise. Temptations gather when a person is in love.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (H95yl)

250 Perhaps not, I know a guy who is 42 and a virgin by choice, not an incel, because of his Christian faith. Hes given up on ever meeting anyone and feels too old to have kids so hes gone Galt from the whole dating scene
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (+dsLj)


Yeah, at our age, finding single, childless women is damn near impossible. Finding single, childless, Christian women in this age range is straight up impossible.

They'll likely be divorced, with children. Then the game becomes was he an asshole or is she psycho?

The good looking, smart, funny, non-psycho, childless female is a myth. Like Joe Biden's intelligence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (pUDQf)

251 Any male under 59 that is claiming "abstinence" is most assuredly blistering his dick like a Fourth of July Johnsonville brat.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

252
/thinks back.

/starts to count.

Lets see... been single for all of 3 years of my 60 year life... and sexually active.

So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

The guy I know is not actually even 29. I'll put you down as maybe a man whore.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (mX8Vr)

253 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordia

Someone once said the men love and women need and the sooner a man found that out the sooner he could make a woman happy.

Men fool around when they are not in love, but a man in love is a man lost.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (32YRo)

254 you know, some guy that is 40 and virgin has gone into the weird zone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (MTjB1)

255 Maybe it was a disgruntled California Republican.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (KOCKb)

256
So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM


it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (X+9+k)

257 Yeah, that and sticking it in crazy!

Back to those Italian girls again. Maybe it was the water around here.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (K22Va)

258 Big Penises Hurt


Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)


Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (9gHOW)

259 Insom, you took a step out and have found a caring that you didn't know existed.

I have some dear friends in their 80's and sex is still a big part of their lives, because it is founded on love.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (8tppx)

260 The good looking, smart, funny, non-psycho, childless female is a myth. Like Joe Biden's intelligence.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Go East, young man.

Posted by: Miklos from the land of difficult but not crazy women at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

261 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Tri-Gender Reproductive Hearth Clinic wants to thanx Presdent Obama fro everthang he has don to help all of us that need him. We still loves you and Micheal ....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (qM84C)

262 In one of Terry Pratchett's disc world stories that the land of XXXX always threw their politicians in jail right off to save time.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (H95yl)

263 >>I have some dear friends in their 80's and sex is still a big part of their lives, because it is founded on love.


That's just gross.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Ph+J5)

264 "I'm trying to practice abstinence. And, not to brag on myself, but I'm getting really good at it."
That's amateur talk. Me? Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon. It's a *very* exclusive club, and I have standards to maintain, damnit.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (HOXd0)

265 So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM

it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (X+9+k)

the really short ones?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

266 you know, the main thing is were you doing all 2.5 of them at one time?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (MTjB1)

267 Go East, young man.
Posted by: Miklos from the land of difficult but not crazy women at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

Georgia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (pUDQf)

268 251- Ok, now that made me chuckle.

Posted by: Bosk at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (9m9TT)

269 it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM

+++++
Amputee fetish? Kink-KEY!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (2sCft)

270 Actual true love has little to do with sex.

I'll take 'Things She Never Said Before the Ring Went On' for one thousand, Alex.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (LL1Be)

271 Rust around the nuts means your nuts are loose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (r+sAi)

272 265 So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM

it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (X+9+k)

the really short ones?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

With flat heads.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

273 you know, the other thing is which half was involved, left, right, top, bottom?


you would think it would freak the other 2 out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (MTjB1)

274 The good looking, smart, funny, non-psycho, childless female is a myth. Like Joe Biden's intelligence.

****************

Its by design too. The only place worst than here is China where their abortion insanity created a lopsided 4:1 ratio of men to women, meaning 3 out of 4 men will never meet or have a family unless they flee the country. One of the reasons why the male suicide rate is so insanely high too (at least from what I remember reading of the crisis)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

275 I have some dear friends in their 80's and sex is still a big part of their lives, because it is founded on love.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (8tppx)
++++
You have 80 year old friends that talk to you about their sex lives? Weird!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (2sCft)

276 You know,

I think porn is gross, honestly. I think it's degrading to everyone involved.

That being said, I love sex. And I have a vivid imagination.

But I've had only three partners in my life.

I hope I'm on the last one.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (PkVlr)

277 I believe the term of art is "gigolo".. "Man-whore" is such a lower-class jibe, reminiscent of Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: John FNG Kerry at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (rnj6q)

278 I wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.

You will be one lucky dude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (m+wg5)

279 True love takes a long time to achieve.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (H95yl)

280 Blotto is saying we've been fighting in Iraq for twenty-eight years. Good thing we don't do math.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

281 I still suspect that porn has saved more marriages than it has destroyed.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EOEiY)

282 >>>Have you forgotten Ace's Skank-A-Thon?

no. it's seared.

Posted by: smiling trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (DGS6j)

283 the really short ones?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

With flat heads.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

++++
Perfect place to set your beer?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (2sCft)

284 How much of a wuss do you have to be to deliver a sucker flying kick to a 71-year-old man and still not even manage to take him down?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (0OWcv)

285 garrett, may your dick never fall off when you age.
These people have known each other through 60 years of marriage, 2 kids and the love and closeness didn't die because the body changed.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (8tppx)

286 you know, when you have a friend that is addicted to hardcore. he gets the huge screen tv, has hard drives loaded with hardcore, he subscribes to hardcore for money, he has his hardcore organized, he has so many tabs open to hardcore sites that he gets that google warning.

there is no woman that would even qualify for male junior high jv in hardcore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (MTjB1)

287 278 I wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.

You will be one lucky dude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (m+wg5)

Win? Like, through a sweepstakes?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

288
You want to see what I bring to the table?
(old drew carey skit)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

289 And in Japan, all the men are addicted to anime and more shy than a rabbit near dinner time, so the women are all becoming hot lesbians.

Or so I've been led to believe by that one travel agency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (pUDQf)

290 Am I supposed to know who this person is? Oh. Well, she's never heard of me either, so we're even.


Arnold turned out to be a real disaster, in and out of office.


I assume need for attention and acceptance and having a particularly out-of-touch and policy-stupid social circle might explain most of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (QDnY+)

291 The NewYork bill is a bill of attainder, specifically prohibited in the Constitution. I hope Trump sues the state.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (hdg/u)

292 She could have called any of the available morons (or possibly moronettes) here and not had to diddle around in that pron. Sad. Of course if the past troubles her, she can look in J's black suit pocket and get that neurolizer and blot out the past.

Afterwards standing in front of the mirror--'What is this thing, some kind of gum stimulator? I wonder how it works? Holy cow, what happened to my damn hair?"

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (qBNEP)

293 Well hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

294 >>These people have known each other through 60 years of marriage, 2 kids and the love and closeness didn't die because the body changed.


If they loved eachother that much, they wouldn't make eachother suffer through that.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Ph+J5)

295 Sex is overrated......

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

All things in moderation.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

296 281 I still suspect that porn has saved more marriages than it has destroyed.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EOEiY)

Possibly. Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common. And the expectation of abstinence for a husband is both unrealistic and sinful.

"Do not deprive one another, except by mutual consent for a limited time, so you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again, so that Satan will not tempt you through your lack of self-control."

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (mX8Vr)

297 wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.

****************

I concur, in all seriousness youre doing the right, honorable thing, and I hope God will truly bless you for it.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (+dsLj)

298 How many more people must die so the US Chamber of Commerce can have cheap, slave labor?

MS-13 Teens Came to U.S. as Family Unit and Unaccompanied, Murdered 14-Year-Old Girl After Being Released in a Sanctuary County
https://t.co/dzHo1ph6SN

Two illegal aliens, one who came to the United States in 2015 as part of a "family unit" and the other unaccompanied in 2016, were released by the Prince George's County Police Department after being charged with attempted first degree murder and other crimes. Upon release, they killed 14-year-old girl Ariana Funes-Diaz and dumped her body in a creek.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (jY1B4)

299 Like Chris Rock said. "not enough to be illegal" when talking about is porn stash.

It should be tasteful (stop it) and limited in vividness.

It shouldn't look like a gynecological examine.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (H95yl)

300 >>>That being said, I love sex. And I have a vivid imagination.


Why just imagine it when you do it for reals?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (1g7ch)

301 >>It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.


Oh no!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (Ph+J5)

302 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon. It's a *very* exclusive club, and I have standards to maintain, damnit.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (HOXd0)


Huh. That's a neat way to think about it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

303 What makes porn great is that

it's free

it never gets a headache - for 14 years

available 24/7
you can select exactly what you want
you can mute it

you can change the channel

and if you get bored you can turn it off.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (LL1Be)

304 there is no woman that would even qualify for male junior high jv in hardcore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (MTjB1)


Those words in that order make no sense.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (9gHOW)

305 Possibly. Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.

I've been there. It's quite awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NWiLs)

306 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And also DR. MARY, thank you very much, from Burlington Collagen (why she is youthful, like that nice man Bernard, not that he's Jewish or anything).

And Mary, despite the late arrival of the Warming, your Birkenstock is now back in our walnut tree, and beginning to sprout!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

307 It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

-

Insomniac was talking about one of them above. Once a quarter IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:51 PM (EOEiY)

308 An aside from all seriousness:

Willie Nelson, on his last birthday said,
I never thought I would outlive my dick.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:51 PM (0z/5y)

309 Suspected MS-13 killers were set for custody but state refused to hand them over to ICE https://washex.am/2WmqT6v

Immigration and Customs Enforcement says uncooperative law enforcement officers in Prince George's County, Md., are partially to blame for the murder of a 14-year-old girl whose alleged killers were supposed to be turned over for deportation but local officials refused to do so because of the region's sanctuary policy.

The two suspected murderers and MS-13 gang members, 16-year-old Josue Rafael Fuentes-Ponce and 17-year-old Joel Ernesto Escobar, had been in police custody last year after being charged with attempted murder for a different incident.

ICE, a federal agency within the Department of Homeland Security, issued a detainer for the two. A detainer is a way of asking local law enforcement to hold an individual up to 48 hours in its jail until federal agents can pick the person up. Once in federal custody, the individual will go through removal proceedings and likely be deported.

However, because Prince George's County banned local police from holding unauthorized immigrants for ICE, including those charged or convicted of crimes, the two were not turned over.

"These individuals had demonstrated violent criminal behavior before, and because they were released in spite of the lawful detainer, they were afforded an opportunity to take a life," Diane Witte, director of Baltimore's ICE field office, said in a statement to the Washington Examiner.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (jY1B4)

310 the really short ones?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

With flat heads.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

++++
Perfect place to set your beer?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (2sCft)


No, you can them out with a butter knife.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (1g7ch)

311 But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

-
I mow the lawn without joy and it sex without joy beats that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

312 What makes porn great is that

it's free
it never gets a headache - for 14 years
available 24/7
you can select exactly what you want
you can mute it
you can change the channel
and if you get bored you can turn it off.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM


but every so often, you have to replace your keyboard

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (X+9+k)

313 believe the term of art is "gigolo".. "Man-whore" is such a lower-class jibe, reminiscent of Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: John FNG

Yes and Huggy Bear was a "love broker" - right?

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

314 15 My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (39g3+)

I think I hurt my rhinos leg I'm laughing so fucking hard!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (OX6sG)

315 My second wife was Harcourt Fenton Mudd's sister.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (0z/5y)

316 Hmmm, spank topic and only 300 some odd posts in an hour. You'd think it would be more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (0MVr3)

317 you know we have some friends, he is from latin America, she is from india or pakistan. we were invited to some dinner for their close friends before the wedding. maybe 10 couples there.

he decided to give some speech about how she saved him from everything and he was so glad that they had both decided to wait until marriage to have sex.

he then wanders off into some weird thing about hos she saved him from his horrible hardcore addiction, then describes how much time he had spent watching hardcore and what he was watching and how everything he was watching was more and more disgusting to fulfill his needs.

was little uncomfortable.

she did smile and nod the whole time. not sure what that means.

they have been married since, though she was doped up on something at the wedding and has enough in her every time we get together to frighten keith richards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (MTjB1)

318 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon. It's a *very* exclusive club, and I have standards to maintain, damnit.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (HOXd0)

Huh. That's a neat way to think about it.



I remember a phrase "plant the flag" from American guys overseas...

Posted by: Miklos, seen-done-been at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

319 Porn, cocaine, and a hot hyper-sexual girl with severe daddy issues to enjoy them all of it with you is a fun way to spend the evening into the morning.
But, yeah.... addictive and unhealthy.

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (W3lnd)

320 had been in police custody last year after being charged with attempted murder for a different incident.

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Holy crap. Attempted murder

They were actually in custody.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (EOEiY)

321 What I find scary is what ahem services are out there to break porn addiction.

The most popular is essentially having a sponsor who monitors all your online activity using software to make sure youre on the straight and narrow

I pity the poor man who would have to do that with ace.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

322 >>It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people -


WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE A MAUDE LEBOWSKI QUOTE

Posted by: Big Ben at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Ph+J5)

323 Correction:

My second wife was Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife's sister.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (0z/5y)

324 Upon release, they killed 14-year-old girl Ariana Funes-Diaz and dumped
her body in a creek.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (jY1B4)


If it's just beaners killing other beaners, I'm not sure it's any of our business.

Posted by: NY Times at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (9gHOW)

325 How much of a wuss do you have to be to deliver a sucker flying kick to a 71-year-old man and still not even manage to take him down?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (0OWcv)

Yup.....Arnold may be old but he is a big dude.

Better bring a lunch if you want to bang with him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)

326 Willie Nelson, on his last birthday said,
I never thought I would outlive my dick.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:51 PM (0z/5y)


To all the girls he's loved before?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (b7IdW)

327 I keep reading about countries that have to import mooslims because the kids aren't having babies anymore. Porn is easier and cheaper?

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (K22Va)

328 Hmmm, spank topic and only 300 some odd posts in an hour. You'd think it would be more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (0MVr3)

--

I wonder what everyone else is looking at?

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (EOEiY)

329
If they loved eachother that much, they wouldn't make eachother suffer through that.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Ph+J5)

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (EjlXc)

330 Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.
Why should she?
If he leaves, she gets half his shit.
If he stays she can make 100% of his ass miserable while he supports her.

win win

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

331 All this talk about addiction makes me wonder about freedom.

Posted by: Caliban at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (QE8X6)

332 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon.


Was that faked on a soundstage, too?

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin's Punching Bag at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

333 I wonder what everyone else is looking at?
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (EOEiY)

++++
It's....It's like you know us!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (2sCft)

334 I'm not really offended by porn (though I think I should be). But I've become sufficiently jaded that it mostly bores me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (H5knJ)

335 331 All this talk about addiction makes me wonder about freedom.
Posted by: Caliban at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (QE8X6)

It's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

336 Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn

Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

337 @83
This is the same network that got rid of a show that was one of it's top rated shows because it was mildly conservative.

Norman Lear is a deusche.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (LT7mn)

338 All this talk about addiction makes me wonder about freedom.
Posted by: Caliban at M



would you like to know my favorite descriptions of the question of fate vs free will?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (MTjB1)

339 330 Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.
Why should she?
If he leaves, she gets half his shit.
If he stays she can make 100% of his ass miserable while he supports her.

win win
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

It's an incredibly fucked up thing to do to a human being. Especially since what the man is chained by is his morality.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mX8Vr)

340 ...he then wanders off into some weird thing about hos she saved him from his horrible hardcore addiction, then describes how much time he had spent watching hardcore and what he was watching and how everything he was watching was more and more disgusting to fulfill his needs.
was little uncomfortable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (MTjB1)


If I had heard that, I'd be wondering if I was being suckered into some variant of the "aristocrats" joke.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (b7IdW)

341 261. Mary! You forgot the children of coler.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (8IkOE)

342 The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive, you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more debasing as you spiral downward.

It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

343 "How many more people must die so the US Chamber of Commerce can have cheap, slave labor?"


Exactly as many as voters - and "law enforcement" agencies obeying "sanctuary" policies* - put up with. No more.


* Today was a LE heroism award thing day at the WH. Someone really should do an "award" for cases like the MD one where LE compliance with dangerous and immoral policies leads directly to mayhem or death.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

344 If I had heard that, I'd be wondering if I was being suckered into some variant of the "aristocrats" joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at M




lol. no.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (MTjB1)

345 So the thread is about porn and Arnold.

Or just bad acting in general.

And now I'm trying to come up with Arnold Porn lines.

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (hcGS1)

346 I'm not really offended by porn (though I think I should be). But I've become sufficiently jaded that it mostly bores me.

--

I was watching something by the Red Letter Media guys and one of them made an interesting point.

EVERYTHING is porn to someone. The HQ, or orangemanbad, or that story about the illegal serial killer. Someone, somewhere, is aroused by something no one else sees as anything other than what it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (EOEiY)

347 Jada was smoking hot in the Matrix movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (pUDQf)

348 Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn

Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

-

She played Ms. Arnold in Facts of Life.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (EOEiY)

349 The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive, you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more debasing as you spiral downward.

It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at M




sure, then you find yourself doing horrible, vile, things to get so cob to troll the interwebs to find yoko hardcore for you to get yourself off to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MTjB1)

350 339 330 Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.
Why should she?
If he leaves, she gets half his shit.
If he stays she can make 100% of his ass miserable while he supports her.

win win
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

It's an incredibly fucked up thing to do to a human being. Especially since what the man is chained by is his morality.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mX8Vr)

Yes it is. But it happens.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

351 332 "Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon."


Was that faked on a soundstage, too?
Posted by: Buzz Aldrin's Punching Bag at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

Stanley Kubrick filmed you having sex?

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (W3lnd)

352 342
The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive,
you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more
debasing as you spiral downward.



It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)


Did you see that splash of Yoko Porn last night?

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (rZ1u5)

353 I don't understand. Where's the footage of the punk being beaten to within an inch of his life?

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (dzJ3R)

354 There is a direct correlation between porn and declining birth rates, imho.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

355 83 OMG.

ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (EK+Pw)


What are they going to do for shock value, make Archie Bunker a raging white supremacist pedophile?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (b7IdW)

356 sure, then you find yourself doing horrible, vile, things to get so cob to troll the interwebs to find yoko hardcore for you to get yourself off to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MTjB1


That's below the belt, man!

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (pUDQf)

357 It's an incredibly fucked up thing to do to a human being. Especially since what the man is chained by is his morality.[i/]

No haven't you heard? He is just a big gutless pussy for not walking out on her crazy-ass and leaving the kids with her.


Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (LL1Be)

358 sure, then you find yourself doing horrible, vile, things to get so cob to troll the interwebs to find yoko hardcore for you to get yourself off to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MTjB1)
+++
We beg you, Y5th, Please seek professional help for this condition.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (2sCft)

359 Your clothes... give them to me, now.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Z+IKu)

360
Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon.



Same. If you include all the Mercury and Gemini astronauts, and everyone at the European Space Agency.

Posted by: Sandra F. at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (9gHOW)

361
revealed that porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."



What false expectations? Any minute now, 2 busty co-eds are going to knock at my door and say their car broke down and can they spend the night. Any minute now...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (11V5c)

362 MAXINE GETS TRUMP-RELATED DOCS FROM BANKS...

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Well, as long as they're in good hands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

363 Is this one of those "...In Your Ass" threads because I don't come across as politically incorrect or anything.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)

364 We beg you, Y5th, Please seek professional help for this condition.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a M


you might have missed the joke there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (MTjB1)

365 Did you see that splash of Yoko Porn last night?
Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (rZ1u5


No, no. I did that for y'all. I went to bed while you all enjoyed the splendor of Yoko. You lucky SOBs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (pUDQf)

366
ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."



Oh, boy, leftovers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (oVJmc)

367 In the old days, you only had conjugal relations for the purpose of procreation.
Work, work, work...

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (w7KSn)

368 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (8tppx)

369 Yeah, I waited for marriage for religious reasons. Not sorry at all that I waited - but I will say, figuring out how to have good sex was MUCH harder than romance novels led me to believe it would be. It was pretty painful for the first few years, and if I didn't have such a high libido, we'd probably have a sexless marriage now. But I was very motivated to figure things out. We still are having way less than the amount of sex I'd like (3-5 times a week or more), but the quality is a million times better than it used to be.

Chique - when the time comes, I recommend the book "Come As You Are". It explains a lot about female sexuality. Some other books I haven't read myself yet but have seen strongly recommended are "Passionate Marriage" and "Mating in Captivity".

I will also say, if I were single again, I don't think I'd wait until marriage again. My husband and I have finally managed to find something that works, but it's never been like what people talk about. I don't think I'd be willing to roll the dice on compatibility again.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (rWZ8Y)

370 321 What I find scary is what ahem services are out there to break porn addiction.

The most popular is essentially having a sponsor who monitors all your online activity using software to make sure youre on the straight and narrow

I pity the poor man who would have to do that with ace.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

Busty Bisexuals women in the NYC section of SkipTheGames and Eros.

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (W3lnd)

371 Remember when I said I would boink you last?


I LIED

Posted by: Pornstache Arnie at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (+dsLj)

372 368 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (8tppx)

This is very true.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

373 ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd

Is William "Cold Cash" Jefferson out of jail?

Stacey Abrams as Weezy-oh lawd

Posted by: Miklos, not a Netflixer neither at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

374 -
--

Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn



Who?



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM

----------------

Oh, you know! Famous family of scissor-smiths. Made that kind that cut zig-zag.

Posted by: irright at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (RVcmP)

375 342 The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive, you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more debasing as you spiral downward.
It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)


It's addictive for *certain* people. Many men can look at it once or twice, say "meh", and never have the need to indulge in it again. Others ruin their marriages with it.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (b7IdW)

376
ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."


Let me guess, Archie is a Trump supporting mouth breathing dolt. Updated from being a Nixon supporting mouthing breathing dolt.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:04 PM (11V5c)

377 The problem they're going to have is that George Jefferson was as bigoted as Archie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

378 Sure, but George Jefferson was a Republican.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (EOEiY)

379 It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.

*adds to What Makes Porn Great list*

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

380 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,
Posted by: Ben Had

And a Medical Professional. So it's all OK. Just do as you are told.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

381
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (rWZ8Y)



John Steed:We're needed.

I've been binge watching The Avengers TV show on tubitv.com

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (11V5c)

382 Let me guess, Archie is a Trump supporting mouth breathing dolt. Updated from being a Nixon supporting mouthing breathing dolt.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:04 PM (11V5c)


And the audience inexplicably identifies with him instead of his useless Bernie-bro son-in-law. Drives the writers bonkers. No matter what they do...

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

383 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (8tppx)

-----------

Oh, this is good.

Posted by: The Hallmark Channel at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (4knXT)

384 And a Medical Professional. So it's all OK. Just do as you are told.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

Very helpful for IV rehydration.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

385 Let me guess, Archie is a Trump supporting mouth breathing dolt. Updated from being a Nixon supporting mouthing breathing dolt.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:04 PM (11V5c)


Nope. Extreme right Romney supporter. A Trump supporter would be Ridiculous, as no one would believe it.

Posted by: ABC at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (9gHOW)

386 The problem they're going to have is that George Jefferson was as bigoted as Archie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)


How are they going to remake the episode with George and Archie discussing the social order and thoroughly enjoying it?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

387 From what I recall, one of the stats Ive seen is that less than 2% of the population are virgins when they marry, and its probably lower than that

It's actually a lot higher now thanks to the wide spread of feminism.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2019 09:08 PM (6XLoz)

388 It's addictive for *certain* people. Many men can look at it once or twice, say "meh", and never have the need to indulge in it again. Others ruin their marriages with it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM
+++++
This is true. I've seen it destroy relationships. But each person's situation is different.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:08 PM (2sCft)

389 It just wasn't his day.

A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn't stop there.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.


As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff's detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he 'd taken off before entering the hospital.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)

390 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (8tppx)

391 -
--
MAXINE GETS TRUMP-RELATED DOCS FROM BANKS...

-----------------------

Trump is going DOWN!!! I done told my staff to take off our shoes and socks. We gonna be calculatin' all night.

Posted by: Mad Maxine at May 22, 2019 09:10 PM (RVcmP)

392 390 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (8tppx)

And back to porn again...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

393 Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles

Darwin nods knowlingly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:11 PM (YqDXo)

394 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.


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Let he who has not had a dope balloon slip out of his anus during surgery, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:11 PM (4knXT)

395 The problem they're going to have is that George Jefferson was as bigoted as Archie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)



I don't think they'll have a problem with George saying honky and cracker. Archie saying coloreds and other assorted words for minorities however....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:11 PM (11V5c)

396 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

397 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.


Sad to see a good woman lose such a good man.

Posted by: Miklos, touching up the tzampotli a bit at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

398 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (8tppx



Go on.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (9gHOW)

399 396 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

Aye, there's the rub.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

400 Not to brag, but I only spend about 5 minutes watching porn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (jXrK7)

401 Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles

The gun didn't just spontaneously discharge. Something pulled the trigger.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (2DOZq)

402 Started watching season 8 of GOT. Just finished with episode 4. Yeah, rushed writing and sloppy editing. But it's not as terrible than many have been shouting about. Always thought Tyrion should have ended up on The Iron Throne and had the best story arc and was the best actor of the show. I'm also in the camp that the Arya storyline was very good.... so far as well from start to finish.

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (W3lnd)

403 Archie saying coloreds and other assorted words for minorities however....
Posted by: TheQuietMan

On it, cracka

Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

404 I would argue that the "relationship" was "destroyed" long before porn came along.


The dude get rejected 500 times by his "wife" and then blue-balled and miserable, the poor bastard finally beats his meat to a couple of busty Argentinian twins balling some stud in an airport lounge and somehow, HE "destroyed the relationship with porn"?

I am disinclined to agree.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (LL1Be)

405 Trump is going DOWN!!! I done told my staff to take off our shoes and socks. We gonna be calculatin' all night.
Posted by: Mad Maxine at May 22, 2019 09:10 PM (RVcmP)


"And da bruthas have been unzipping their flys."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

406 "It just wasn't his day. "

Sometimes your entire life is nothing but a warning to the others.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (w7KSn)

407 sending a bullet through his testicles

***********

Omg


That poor bullet!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (+dsLj)

408 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

Aye, there's the rub.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NWiLs)


Holy f'n lol

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

409 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.

Porn holds no fascination

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (8tppx)

410 Men have to fap for prostate health. Yeah for health reasons.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)

411 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.


--------

Wait. That's Wagner, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (4knXT)

412 It just wasn't his day.



That story keeps escalating even beyond what you quoted:

"Police did not arrest Wilson at the hospital, opting instead to issue an April 16 warrant for gun and meth possession, which allowed Wilson to turn himself in two days later. When he did so, police reportedly found another bag of marijuana in his rectum during a jailhouse strip search.

Possession of a controlled substance was then added to the growing list of charges against Wilson. A week later, Wilson was also charged with four counts of witness tampering after police reportedly listened in on a jailhouse phone call between the alleged perp and girlfriend, where cops say he told her not to cooperate with investigators.

Wilson pleaded not guilty to all charges and is awaiting trial on June 18 on all but the obstruction charge, for which he'll be tried July 9. Bail was set at $110,000."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (oVJmc)

413 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

Aye, there's the rub.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM

Nicely done.

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (jwrVH)

414 What? It was some really good shit.

Posted by: Cameron Jeffrey Wilson at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (UdKB7)

415 I always put pron under the "graven images" commandment.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

416 But of course the court documents will say otherwise.

"He's a porn addict , yer Honor, just look at his browser history!"

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (LL1Be)

417 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon.





Was that faked on a soundstage, too?


Nope, and the flag still goes up.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (FhXTo)

418 397 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.


Sad to see a good woman lose such a good man.
Posted by: Miklos, touching up the tzampotli a bit at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)


This just in: Cameron Jeffrey Wilson has just announced his candidacy for the Democrat Presidential nomination. When asked about the Constitutional requirements thereof, he replies he identifies as 35.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

419 Only on AOS would an Arnold -Porn thread go to 400 posts in less that an hour and a half - take a bow, horde - we'll talk about anything!

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (32YRo)

420 Think about why they're doing all in the family.


Who do you think Archie will be supporting?


Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (MAstk)

421 Breitbart has a nice lead on the money flowing into Hunter Biden's bank account.

Question is, will Biden hang his own son out to dry to satisfy his ego and win the Presidency? Cause that albatross isn't going away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (pUDQf)

422 409 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.

Porn holds no fascination
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (8tppx)

I'm impressed. Now what about the horses?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

423 I always put pron under the "graven images" commandment.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)


Nobody thinks to look for it there.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

424 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.



Porn holds no fascination

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (8tppx)




Geez, I'm a complete square. All I had was a Scotch before dinner.

Posted by: Loser McLoser at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (9gHOW)

425 I would guess more men are addicted to video games than there are pron.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (r+sAi)

426 The commandments were for the Jews anyway. Pretty sure they don't apply to Christians.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

427 Ow.

Posted by: Ahnold at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (FPrx1)

428

Who is playing Archie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)

429 425 I would guess more men are addicted to video games than there are pron.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (r+sAi)

Probably. Plus, there's no refractory period.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

430 423 I always put pron under the "graven images" commandment.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

Nobody thinks to look for it there.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

---------

I would have checked the Good N Plenty Clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (4knXT)

431 Who do you think Archie will be supporting?







Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (MAstk)


Hmmm.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (9gHOW)

432 Archie will also be supporting the wall.

Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (MAstk)

433 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?
Posted by: Ben Had

Not sure what you mean. Visegrad is a town upstream from BP. I know a lot about horses and the horse business in Hungary (I used to ride a bit). You know, the famous Lippizan horses were (and still are) bred at two studs-one in East Hungary, one in Croatia. Never in Austria.

Posted by: Miklos, gulyas is actually Hungarian for Cowboy at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

434
287
278 I wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.



You will be one lucky dude.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (m+wg5)



Win? Like, through a sweepstakes?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Wait, there's a drawing for Chique? Is she aware of this, and how much are the tickets? (I keed. Mostly.)
Yes, women can be sex addicts, as I learned from experience. It's no more pretty than a male sex addict. So, I buy what she's saying. That said, didn't she think this would have an effect on her children? Why is it necessary to air these things in public?

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (1FhAQ)

435 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

The bag was attached to a string that led to Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8rjXi)

436 Sex-Bots. Once Sex-Bots happen ... everything changes.

And let us be honest - plenty of chics now love - ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE - to talk about how they wish their dildo could open a jar.

Works both ways, ladies. And the dudes that virtue signal here at three ... two ... one ...

They'll be too busy to type while they're hitting their Sex-Bot.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (FDjz7)

437 " I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber. "

Linky?

Posted by: Jada Pinky Slit at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (UdKB7)

438 Probably. Plus, there's no refractory period.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)


Weapon cooldown timer.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (t+qrx)

439 Insomniac, I had to buy a hooker for a stud that my boss paid $500,000 for and then she got mad at him and kicked me.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8tppx)

440 Why is it necessary to air these things in public?

Because 95% of the idiots in Hollywood are mentally ill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2019 09:20 PM (8rjXi)

441 Who is playing Archie?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)


Idris Elba.

Posted by: ABC at May 22, 2019 09:20 PM (9gHOW)

442
Who is playing Archie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)









In keeping with the current fad of changing the gender or race of beloved characters in TV/movie reboots, Archie should be played by a black woman.

No matter which group she'd bigoted towards, it'll make the commies squirm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 09:20 PM (eXA4G)

443 409 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.


Ever get a sense that the mare's are let down with that scenario?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 09:21 PM (0z/5y)

444 426 The commandments were for the Jews anyway. Pretty sure they don't apply to Christians.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

Be perfect, therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect.

Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.
But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment.

But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

(No sinful thoughts essentially).

Straight out of luck unfortunately.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 09:21 PM (mX8Vr)

445 I chainsawed an 8" diameter tree off the top of the barn tonight while Mrs. E stood ready to haul me to the ER. Got 'er done without mishap, been inside for awhile and had a tasty CPT Morgan/total sugar DrPepper/peach juice frosty drink. I love healthy summer coolers.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (qBNEP)

446 Jack and Jill went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came back with a buck and a half
and forgot about the water

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (RuIsu)

447 Who is playing Archie?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)

Idris Elba.


Veronica

Posted by: Miklos, seeing more politically correct Hollywood funding this way at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

448 439 Insomniac, I had to buy a hooker for a stud that my boss paid $500,000 for and then she got mad at him and kicked me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8tppx)

Horses? Please tell me both were horses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (0MVr3)

449 I would guess more men are addicted to video games than there are pron.

-

Watch four hours of TV every night and binge Netflix on the weekend: normal

Look at pictures of nekkid women occasionally because nekkid women are nice to look at: perverts and addicts destroying marriages

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (RvWKe)

450 That said, didn't she think this would have an effect on her children? Why is it necessary to air these things in public?


Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (1FhAQ)

+++Just another example of why so many kids of celebrities are severely screwed up.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (EjlXc)

451
I chainsawed an 8" diameter tree off the top of the barn tonight
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (qBNEP)








Did anyone else shudder at reading this on a porn thread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (eXA4G)

452 Jill came back with two fifty, jack ass !!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (FDjz7)

453 400
Not to brag, but I only spend about 5 minutes watching porn.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (jXrK7)

Per day or per hour?

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (1FhAQ)

454 Might as well face it, you're addicted to pron...

Posted by: Robert Palmer at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (miE9U)

455 439 Insomniac, I had to buy a hooker for a stud that my boss paid $500,000 for and then she got mad at him and kicked me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8tppx)

*scratches head*

I thought studs usually got laid for free and didn't need hookers.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

456 Miklos, Wow we can talk horses! With so many films being shot in the those countries there have to be some large holdings that purchase rideable horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:24 PM (8tppx)

457 The bag was attached to a string that led to Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Circa

He's every where! When you fall down a manhole cover on your way to hell, Avenatti is waiting for you on the first ring of purgatory to clown fuck you on your way to the next ring...

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 09:24 PM (32YRo)

458 Hey, what the hell is going on with Flynn?

Wasn't he supposed to have been sentenced in like March?

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 09:24 PM (LT7mn)

459 Veronica is hot.

For a cartoon.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (tH5fk)

460
rideable horses.









You people SUCK.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (eXA4G)

461 Jill came back with two and a half

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (0z/5y)

462 hiya


Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (htgmn)

463 I always thought ALH was a guys name.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

464 Horses? Please tell me both were horses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Come on, Mare.

Posted by: Murray Slaughter at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

465 463 I always thought ALH was a guys name.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

Who can tell on the internet?

Posted by: Dick Manly at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (0MVr3)

466 +++Just another example of why so many kids of celebrities are severely screwed up.
Posted by: washrivergal



Being the kid of a celebrity is like living in literal South Park.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (tH5fk)

467 463 I always thought ALH was a guys name.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

---------

In Bosnia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (4knXT)

468 I guess if Ace really wanted to make bank, he'd turn to the spank.

Ace' Smart Military Porn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (pUDQf)

469 Who can tell on the internet?



Posted by: Dick Manly at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (0MVr3)

+++LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (EjlXc)

470 Insomniac, this horse had been abused in the show ring and would make himself sick at the thought of breeding.

Why did they pay me the big bucks? I solved the problem

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (8tppx)

471 Isn't Jada's son as cross dressing model?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (pUDQf)

472 I thought I had read that Ahhnold was knocked down by the kick to his back. All I see is him having to step forward. Granted the kicker was a scrawny lil twerp but dude you blindsided a what 65-70 yr old man with a kick and he has to take one step forward and you're a heap on the ground before the body guard even reacts - I think you need to give on any dreams of being a fighter/brawler.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (eASYU)

473 470 Insomniac, this horse had been abused in the show ring and would make himself sick at the thought of breeding.

Why did they pay me the big bucks? I solved the problem
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (8tppx)

So you are saying you are the Robert Redford for sexual dysfunction in horses?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (0MVr3)

474 Flynn: several continuances [delays] granted for sentencing, and judge has asked for some material related to the case. Reasonable speculation about the case is it *might* involve serious skullduggery by marquee names from the Keystone Coup [Strzok, Yates, McCabe]. Only time will tell.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)

475 I think you need to give on any dreams of being a fighter/brawler.
Posted by: paleRider is

Freikorps material...no.

Posted by: Miklos the anti-socialist social historian at May 22, 2019 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

476 I thought studs usually got laid for free and didn't need hookers.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

One would think so. But when it comes to livestock - not so much.

Turns out - peeps like you and me do stupid shit and, sometimes, give away half three or more times. Ask Ric Flair for more info.

Livestock studs get to mount a dummy saddle thing and get a hand job from a Mexican farm-hand while a teaser horse, or cow, or whatever, walks around. They collect that shit in a baggy and another lucky Mexican gets to shove that shit so far up the Fun Canal that they often say it feels like grabbing the end of a corn cob.

Good Times !!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:31 PM (FDjz7)

477 So you are saying you are the Robert Redford for sexual dysfunction in horses?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (0MVr3)


Hail Hydra!

Posted by: Bob Reford at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (9gHOW)

478 470 Insomniac, this horse had been abused in the show ring and would make himself sick at the thought of breeding.

Why did they pay me the big bucks? I solved the problem
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (8tppx)

So you're like Dr. Ruth for horses.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (FDjz7)

480 Whatever Barrel ... I'm not even supposed to be here. You hungry ? I'm thirsty, you saucy bitch.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (FDjz7)

481 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (tH5fk)

482 Aetius, I'm the person that kept that $500,000 from being flushed down the drain.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (8tppx)

483 I thought we had agreed to call such behavior 'kneading my pizza'.

Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)

484 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel?

Are there any tuffets in there?

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (LL1Be)

485 Barrel, whoa!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (0MVr3)

486 Keystone Coup

I'm amazed at how dumb some people in power can be, but I think you may be right.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (K22Va)

487 You know who needs pizza?


This guy.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (tH5fk)

488 Guys, I is hitting the rain locker and then the rack.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (qBNEP)

489 487 You know who needs pizza?


This guy.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (tH5fk)

But do you also have two thumbs?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

490 I thought I had read that Ahhnold was knocked down by the kick to his back. All I see is him having to step forward. Granted the kicker was a scrawny lil twerp but dude you blindsided a what 65-70 yr old man with a kick and he has to take one step forward and you're a heap on the ground before the body guard even reacts - I think you need to give on any dreams of being a fighter/brawler.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (eASYU)


Schwarzenegger is 72. And the bodyguard should have snapped the neck of that chickenshit cheapshotting mother fucker. Just on ... general genetic grounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (YqDXo)

491 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel?

Posted by: eleven

His abode, I suspect.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (32YRo)

492 But do you also have two thumbs?
Posted by: Insomniac



I am an hominid.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (tH5fk)

493 @dcexaminer

Wells Fargo reportedly handed the committee thousands of documents, and TD Bank also provided multiple documents, joining seven other financial institutions that have complied with the committee's subpoenas.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (cF8AT)

494 482
Aetius, I'm the person that kept that $500,000 from being flushed down the drain.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (8tppx)

+++Ya could have given it to me. I would not have flushed it.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (EjlXc)

495 yeesh

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (8IkOE)

496 I thought we had agreed to call such behavior 'kneading my pizza'.
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)


I think it's called filling the Cannilone.

Posted by: Mario Spaghetti at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)

497 Flynn: several continuances [delays] granted for sentencing, and judge has asked for some material related to the case. Reasonable speculation about the case is it *might* involve serious skullduggery by marquee names from the Keystone Coup [Strzok, Yates, McCabe]. Only time will tell.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)


I think the judge asked for public release of unredacted transcripts of the statements prosecution claims are proof that Flynn made false statements.

IOW - not taking the plea bargain, wants public proof crime was committed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (1g7ch)

498 Wells Fargo reportedly handed the committee thousands of documents, and TD Bank also provided multiple documents, joining seven other financial institutions that have complied with the committee's subpoenas.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (cF8AT)


Two banks from which I would immediately pull every nickel, and refuse to do business with thereafter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

499 the bodyguard should have snapped the neck of that chickenshit cheapshotting mother fucker.

I agree. There's way too much of that shit lately.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (K22Va)

500 Lets see,
Felon,
Posession of firearm,
Illegal weapons transfer,
Multiple drug posession,
Suborning perjury,

Seattle: time served and free homeless tent
Chelan: long term sentence and Goveror Inslee pardon

Nuts going to sue for assault?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (xuyej)

501 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel? 

A wind tunnel-tested hairdo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 22, 2019 09:38 PM (rnj6q)

502 Six Super Bowl rings on one hand make me so horny, I need my pizza kneaded every 10 hours. Little tiny yellow hands .

Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Jj+59)

503 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

504 Two banks from which I would immediately pull every nickel, and refuse to do business with thereafter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

Sounds like there's 9 banks total.

This is just....I am without speech.

Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)

505 Miklos, Wow we can talk horses! With so many films being shot in the those countries there have to be some large holdings that purchase rideable horses.
Posted by: Ben Had

Sure, we can talk.

The truth is that a lot of the horses have been sold. It is a type bred for cavalry service. It is called Nonius. They remember their training through generations, and are the ones used for films. More are in Germany now.

The real problem is the lack of capable riders. The horses are fewer, but the riders are even fewer. One hundred and 5 years ago, there were about 200,000 trained cavalry in Europe, and 300,000 trained cavalry horses.

Today maybe 1000 who can ride in that way. Hard to get the people, even more than the horses.

Posted by: Miklos, lovasz at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

506 Do they honestly think that if Trump were doing something illegal that he would be reporting it in his taxes? Depositing it into a bank with a note saying it was illegally obtained??

Idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

507 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)


Hitler?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

508 Wells Fargo reportedly handed the committee thousands of documents,
and TD Bank also provided multiple documents, joining seven other
financial institutions that have complied with the committee's
subpoenas.


Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (cF8AT)


Barry was no fool. But then again, at this point, it's pretty obvious he was getting PLENTY of GOP advice from dicks like McCain.

Operation ChokePoint rolled out with grudging applause from many, including many Republicans. Because Barry wasn't stupid - they targeted porn stars and gamblers first.

Doin' good ain't got no end.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (FDjz7)

509 Sounds like there's 9 banks total.

This is just....I am without speech.

Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)


There are other banks. I'd pick some regional bank, and make their day. "How would you like to handle $1 billion in transactions per year?"

Fuck Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Chase, Citicrap, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (YqDXo)

510 San Francisco horsefucker

Posted by: mr woo at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (W3lnd)

511 Six Super Bowl rings on one hand make me so horny, I need my pizza kneaded every 10 hours. Little tiny yellow hands .

Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Jj+59)


You're a gazillionaire and you got was a handy?

Posted by: No F'ing Way at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (9gHOW)

512 And God help them if they blot their copybooks again while I'm in office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (YqDXo)

513
I am an hominid.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (tH5fk)

----------

Australopithecines rule
Hominids drool

Posted by: Lucy at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (4knXT)

514
Barry was no fool. But then again, at this point, it's pretty obvious he was getting PLENTY of GOP advice from dicks like McCain.

Operation ChokePoint rolled out with grudging applause from many, including many Republicans. Because Barry wasn't stupid - they targeted porn stars and gamblers first.


As if "Barry" thought of any of this. Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:43 PM (YqDXo)

515 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)



Hitler? ^

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

516 >>>some chick who will give you coyote arm in the morning.

ok chili...what's this coyote arm?

Posted by: smiling trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (DGS6j)

517 The New York bill is also "ex-post facto", also prohibited.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (KOCKb)

518 507 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Hitler?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

No, I think this is the double reverse Stalin or Mao.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (0MVr3)

519 496 I thought we had agreed to call such behavior 'kneading my pizza'.
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)

I think it's called filling the Cannilone.
Posted by: Mario Spaghetti at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)

Mixing the spumoni.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

520 Coyote arm = coyote ugly. You wake up after a one night stand with someone so ugly you'd chew your own arm off to get away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (pUDQf)

521 'kneading my pizza'.
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)

I think it's called filling the Cannilone.
Posted by: Mario Spaghetti at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)

Mixing the spumoni.
Posted by: Insomniac

The young ones! No wonder country get old.

Posted by: Chef Boiardi at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

522 506 Do they honestly think that if Trump were doing something illegal that he would be reporting it in his taxes? Depositing it into a bank with a note saying it was illegally obtained??

Idiots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

If the Republicans in the Senate had any nads, they would Subpeona all the records from the DEMS in the House, AND THEIR KIDS, to look for foreign influence in our election process.

Since that is what they are going after Trump on, with no probable cause.

Its oversight, and to see if we need to tighten up campaign laws... yeah... really.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

523 As if "Barry" thought of any of this. Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:43 PM (YqDXo)



A fair point. It's not like he rolled into DC with a ready-made direct Forced Government Bailout of banks, violation of basic budgetary rules, and a expanded police state.

You're right. I don't think Barry created any of that shit at all. I think he just showed up and used it.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (FDjz7)

524 Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)

If this is what a civil society can do, I can hardly wait to see what's next...

But I really hate the "world" society these pond scum are creating for my grandkids!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (AZxMX)

525 There are other banks. I'd pick some regional bank, and make their day. "How would you like to handle $1 billion in transactions per year?"

Fuck Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Chase, Citicrap, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

...

And small regional banks have to compete with credit unions which don't have the same rules. Set those guys free.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (BQK/a)

526 Capital One spent $18 million on FarkBook ads last yr
American Express $14 million on **social media**

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 09:48 PM (0z/5y)

527 You're right. I don't think Barry created any of that shit at all. I think he just showed up and used it.
Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (FDjz7)

-------

He showed up and was TOLD to use it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:48 PM (4knXT)

528 I want a senate committee to go after Maxine Waterhead's banking records, pursuant to the Fucking Retard Rule.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 09:49 PM (hjaPQ)

529 Its oversight, and to see if we need to tighten up campaign laws... yeah... really.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

Darn good thing our stalwart GOP ESTABLISHMENT betters, like lyin' Ryan, helped the Dems win the House

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:49 PM (AZxMX)

530 Re credit unions:

As part of my current job, I pass by the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station usually about once a week. It's right next to Leisure World.

Right on the base and just inside the gate, there's a branch of a credit union called Sea Air FCU.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 09:50 PM (miE9U)

531 Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....

As if the repubs weren't pussies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 09:50 PM (r+sAi)

532 Mixing the spumoni.

Posted by: Insomniac



The young ones! No wonder country get old.

Posted by: Chef Boiardi at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)


Nothing against Italy, but I skeets in the rice.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at May 22, 2019 09:50 PM (9gHOW)

533 I just read about Party of Five. Sayyyyyy whaaaaaaa?

Maybe Lacy Chabert can make a nude cameo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (YdHeD)

534 Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....

___

And we will treat xhe with the utmost respect. Cuz that's who we are and shit.
- GOP

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (YdHeD)

535 Back in the 80s, a colleague commented that "watching porn is like watching people eat." And for me it became true. Unless you are doing it, there is no pleasure in watching someone else.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (KOCKb)

536 >>>#NoFap, man. I gotta give that another try.
Be the master of your domain, man.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)

537 Coyote arm = coyote ugly. You wake up after a one night stand with someone so ugly you'd chew your own arm off to get away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Then there's the Double Coyote. That's when you get down the streer, you gnaw off your other arm.
Because you know shes going to be looking for a one armed man


Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (8ikIW)

538 529 Its oversight, and to see if we need to tighten up campaign laws... yeah... really.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

Darn good thing our stalwart GOP ESTABLISHMENT betters, like lyin' Ryan, helped the Dems win the House
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:49 PM (AZxMX)

Play by their rules. Apparently it is in the national interest to go through politicians IRS Records, and Bank Records, to look for Russian Collusion even without probable cause, using the power of Congressional Subpeona.

Very well then. Congress should be looked at as well... and THEIR FAMILIES... like, oh... the Bidens?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN)

539 Posted by: Miklos, lovasz at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

A while back, I Went to a show at a horse farm in Hungary where the riders were probably some of those 1000! Fantastic riding!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:53 PM (AZxMX)

540 He showed up and was TOLD to use it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:48 PM (4knXT)


Probably. But those instructions didn't exclusively come from ValJar.

Back in the day, a Maverick could make a trip to Syria, call for arming the Muslim Rebels against the guy that wore Western Suits, and nobody blinked. Hell - the Hatch Act wasn't even a Talking Point.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:53 PM (FDjz7)

541 Sex for sex, fills no need



Sex with love fills all needs.


Remember the Engineering drawing from a few nights ago? I've spent almost my entire life in the engineering circle. Made it as far as "It's complicated" a couple of times, that's pretty much it.

Posted by: An Observation at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (+WKux)

542 I was addicted to corn.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (EgshT)

543 535 Back in the 80s, a colleague commented that "watching porn is like watching people eat." And for me it became true. Unless you are doing it, there is no pleasure in watching someone else.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (KOCKb)

You want to quit porn, just watch Guy Fieri's triple-D show. That'll break you of it.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (ABjxW)

544 Very well then. Congress should be looked at as well... and THEIR FAMILIES... like, oh... the Bidens?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN

Sadly that would require a GOP with both ball and spine transplants, so I'm not holding my breath. Worse, the GOP doesn't believe in the "reap the whirlwind" thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:56 PM (AZxMX)

545 LOL I hate Diners, Drive-ins and Dumps. Watching other people eat!

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:57 PM (KOCKb)

546 You want to quit porn, just watch Guy Fieri's triple-D show. That'll break you of it.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (ABjxW)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at May 22, 2019 09:58 PM (9gHOW)

547 I was addicted to corn.
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (EgshT)


I don't care.

Posted by: Jimmy at May 22, 2019 09:58 PM (t+qrx)

548 Very well then. Congress should be looked at as well... and THEIR FAMILIES... like, oh... the Bidens?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN)

And Bernie's....let's see what the Mrs. did with all those funds for the college she took...and then ran into the ground.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (cF8AT)

549 I am a hominy.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (KOCKb)

550 Nadler's addicted to candy corn, creamed corn, corn dogs, corned beef..........

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (miE9U)

551 Arnie got attacked for being white in South Africa, same crime which happens here according to those loser Democrats.
Indict Brennan.

Posted by: Joe JackKnob at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (ZLUtz)

552
I am a hominy.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (KOCKb)







So you're saying you've got grit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (eXA4G)

553 Worse, the GOP doesn't believe in the "reap the whirlwind" thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:56 PM (AZxMX)

The donks wouldn't even be grateful to the cuck brigade - they'd be contemptuous.
In times of war, you've got to win or your wimmenz be raped.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (NMAzL)

554 First!!!!

(Wait -- is this the ONT?)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (ta49A)

555 Off Seinfeld sock.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (NMAzL)

556 GOPe wants Trump gone more than the Dems do.

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (rZ1u5)

557 Nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (pUDQf)

558 A while back, I Went to a show at a horse farm in Hungary where the riders were probably some of those 1000! Fantastic riding!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

You should go the the "Hortobagy Days", where the Hungarian cowboys show off.

Guys riding horses, with guys on their shoulders and guys on their shoulders.

Posted by: Chef Boiardi at May 22, 2019 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

559
GOPe wants Trump gone more than the Dems do.


Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (rZ1u5)


Not of the body!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (9gHOW)

560 What I don't get about all the Avenatti stealing is why didn't his escrow account bank not say anything to the bar? It seems like this has been going on a while.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (PUmDY)

561 re: coyote arm/arms

yikes, dudes!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (DGS6j)

562 Sex for sex, fills no need
- Sex with love fills all needs.


Possibly the dumbest thing ever posted on this site - and that's saying something.

Jacking Off satisfies an Immediate Need. One Night Stands fill an Immediate Need. Sex Robots - yes, I'm on that again - scare the shit out of women because they might eliminate a basic need that will completely change the economics and demographics of any nation-state.

For cryin' out loud - the Oldest Profession looks at your statement and just laughs and laughs while they count the money.

Might as well be ACE and post about the hateful Facebook ban policy. The Irony ... well, it doesn't even fucking burn with most people. They have no clue.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (FDjz7)

563 They ought to string up the little dirt bag,

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 23, 2019 03:21 AM (nRj4F)

564 Did I miss something? Comments jump from 10:16pm to 3:22 am.

Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2019 05:22 AM (htgmn)

565 158 This post is pointless without a comment from Masturbatin Pete.
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019
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161
****Tears form in eyes ****

I miss Masturbatin' Pete
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM
-------------------------------------------
Hey gang!

I'm actually on NoFap '19. Haven't spanked it since, like, Christmas.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 23, 2019 07:36 AM (xN1DB)

Hundreds of Migrants Mob French Airport Terminal, Demanding a Meeting with the PM

"France does not belong to the French!" one protester screamed.

No, not for much longer.

Nor does America belong to Americans.

Video showed hundreds of illegal immigrants storming a French airport and occupying an entire terminal Sunday, demanding to meet with the country's prime minister.

Footage posted on Twitter shows roughly 500 migrants chanting in Terminal 2 of the Charles de Gaulle airport as about a dozen police officers in tactical gear look on.

"France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!" one person can be heard yelling into a loudspeaker.


...

In an official statement, the group asked to meet with Prime Minister Edouard Philippe over the country's asylum policy as well as the leaders of Air France. They demanded that the airline "stop any financial, material, logistical or political participation in deportations."

Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released, the way we used to do it under Obama and Chamber of Commerce rule.



In related news, the 90s dram-com Party of Five is being rebooted -- wait?! A reboot of a mediocre property?! I'm confuzulated! -- but this time with a twist: The parents aren't dead, but are illegal aliens who have been deported.

Stunning -- and brave.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:50 PM




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1 Good. Reap so shall you sow......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Z+IKu)

2 Well well well.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (TdMsT)

3 unreal

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

4
Ace:

Have we ever met in person because doing the Norm Crosby/Slip Mahoney "-ulated" on the end of words is totally my schtick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (zBaqJ)

5 It will be interesting to see, when someone organized really cries 'Havoc'!

Posted by: Parker at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (MFwf8)

6 "France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!"

Except, presumably, the French

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)

7 Fiesta Para Cinco!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Z3QcJ)

8 Kirsten Gillibrand appears to be retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (4knXT)

9 France belongs to the world.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (UdKB7)

10 Charles Martel is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (5fSr7)

11 The largest army in the world, is a bit over 2.5 million Men.

The US Government ADMITS to at least 12 Million illegals here.

If even 1/4th of those are military age Men (its higher) that's 3 Million Men invading our country... larger than the biggest Army on Earth.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

12 6 "France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!"

Except, presumably, the French
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)


And Jews.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)

13 How long before BLM/ Antifa/ etc try this at a US airport?

FWIW, this story has been on Godlike Productions as well. People from Europe say that this is being completely blacked out in their media.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (sktRI)

14 And that party of five reboot sounds idiotic. Every one of these "hot topic woke" show concepts craters. When will they ever learn?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (39g3+)

15 Anybody wanna buy my piece of France?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (UdKB7)

16
"They can go into the community the way we used to handle these cases under DOJ"

Great, Senator. Let's put a few in your Capitol Hill office.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (X3lUd)

17 OT Early:

GoT Season 8 Pitch Meeting:

https://youtu.be/jAhKOV3nImQ


Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (fdxBF)

18 Kirsten Gillibrand appears to be retarded.

Many democrats are retarded. So really, it's a feature, not a bug. Which explains Slow Joe, the Touchy Feely Monster at Your Parent's Cocktail Party.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (sktRI)

19 11 The largest army in the world, is a bit over 2.5 million Men.

The US Government ADMITS to at least 12 Million illegals here.

If even 1/4th of those are military age Men (its higher) that's 3 Million Men invading our country... larger than the biggest Army on Earth.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)


Didn't the Austrian House Painter send 3 million men into Russia on 6/22/41?

That said, 12 million is a very low estimate. The real numbers are minimum 25 million and up to over 30-35 million of all ages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)

20 Plenty of Americans still think America belongs to the Americans and are ready to go to war over that fact.

The French would rather drink the appropriate amount of wine and ignore the elephant shitting on their stoop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

21 I have seen the CRS (Corps Republicaine de Securite) in action.

For street action, two guys on on a Harley, one drives, the other uses a four foot truncheon.

If they can't handle this, it's because they weren't ordered to.

Posted by: Miklos, Chef de Boulliabaise at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

22 Footage posted on Twitter shows roughly 500 migrants chanting in Terminal 2 of the Charles de Gaulle airport as about a dozen police officers in tactical gear look on.


Holy crap, doesn't anyone do that "whiff of grapeshot" thing anymore?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (4knXT)

23 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (1XAal)

24 Hopefully the lunacy of the left will repel a large majority of the middle of the road, independent voter. I hope it wakes up a bunch of traditional D's to understand that their party is not now what it used to be and has become a full blown commie, totalitarian outfit.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (OeoF8)

25 The US is not for Americans. It is for everyone any politician, activist group, church, garden club, and corporation needs today.

If you got up, went to work, paid your bills, followed the law, and took care of your family...

THEY HATE YOU.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

26

Camp of the taints.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

27 18 Kirsten Gillibrand appears to be retarded.

Many democrats are retarded. So really, it's a feature, not a bug. Which explains Slow Joe, the Touchy Feely Monster at Your Parent's Cocktail Party.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (sktRI)


I like the natural blonde hair. Face is also pleasant but the bod is almost half-a-Nadler gunt.

Plus, two-faced politician and sell out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (zBaqJ)

28 So how did they get to the airport? They flew to France illegally?

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (Izzlo)

29 Anybody wanna buy my piece of France?
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (UdKB7)

Ummmmmm...No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

30 That sounds like a bold plan to go with because the French never treat protestors or foreigners with brutality.

Nope, they never do that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (QATzS)

31 "France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!"

Except, presumably, the French
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)


And Jews.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)


Well Jooos, sure, that's a given.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (4knXT)

32 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released forced to build the wall, then kicked out the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (if8r4)

33 This might go down in history as the first time France surrendered without an actual shot being fired.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (pUDQf)

34 And not only do we have a right to be here, we have a right to food, and clothing, and shelter, and medical care, and to keeel your people in drunk driving accidents, and rape your women,,, and your goats.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (A3w0Q)

35 I'm glad I'll be dead before all Europe is muzzie and they want us to save them....again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (OX6sG)

36
That said, 12 million is a very low estimate. The real numbers are minimum 25 million and up to over 30-35 million of all ages.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The "official" number seems to shrink and shrink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

37 6 "France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!"

Except, presumably, the French
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)

Right? But when I said it, I was the bad guy!

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)

38 Gillibrand and that chunky monkey interviewing her have faces made for milkshakes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (TpMXn)

39 32 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released forced to build the wall, then kicked out the country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (if8r4)


Bering Strait theory a la George Carlin. And should be forced to pay an exit tax before being booted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (zBaqJ)

40 http://bit.ly/2Eub9Eu
*******
Brad Parscale on Twitter: "My statement on the the #FakeNewsMedia producing stories about internal polling in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. They continue to lie with polling to fit their narrative. The fact is @realDonaldTrump is doing better now, than ever before, in our polling

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BqBId)

41
I like the natural blonde hair. Face is also pleasant but the bod is almost half-a-Nadler gunt.

Plus, two-faced politician and sell out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (zBaqJ)
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I was just wondering if there were great boobs or anything to compensate for this stupidity. You know, kind of like an offset to the retardation.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 06:58 PM (MVjcR)

42 and your goats.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (A3w0Q)

Ok, but not our veal!!!

Posted by: Joe Fenchie at May 22, 2019 06:58 PM (OX6sG)

43 Did the French soldiers drop they're rifles?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (NVfrr)

44 I'm tired of my hair being on fire today.

can't we all just get along?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)

45 6 "France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!"

Except, presumably, the French
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)

Someone needs to pick up the cheque!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

46 Footage posted on Twitter shows roughly 500 migrants chanting in Terminal 2 of the Charles de Gaulle airport as about a dozen police officers in tactical gear look on.

They're NOT "migrants," goddamnit. They're parasites, and illegal aliens, and need to be treated as such.

I hate the way the Left pollutes language.

"homeless" --> "vagrants"
"single mothers" --> "divorced women and those who just dropped a kid without benefit of marriage"
"migrants" --> "illegal aliens" or "parasites with their hands out"

Others?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (if8r4)

47 Why doesn't Michael Avenatti declare himself to be an illegal immigrant. He'd be untouchable then.

Oh, and I think duelling should be legalized, at least for congress and the Senate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (JgA4k)

48 44 I'm tired of my hair being on fire today.

can't we all just get along?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)
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And you! YOU! Guess what was pecking on my house the other day?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (MVjcR)

49
can't we all just get along?

Posted by: nurse ratched


Why, you!...

*grinds teeth*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (X3lUd)

50 The French used to not fuck around with migrants. I saw them tell an African couple to GTFO because they hadn't brought enough money for the time they were planning on staying. Maybe the EUnuchs changed them...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (y7DUB)

51 We're all from the Ganges now!!!

Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (F1m5e)

52 Others?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (if8r4)
Equality = give me your stuff.

Posted by: Joe Fenchie at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (OX6sG)

53 Others?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (if8r4)



Dismembering your baby in the womb ---> "women's health care"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (4knXT)

54 "hundreds of illegal immigrants storming a French airport and occupying an entire terminal"


Follow me. Board this plane, on which you will fly to meet the PM at an undisclosed location.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (t6MX/)

55 And you! YOU! Guess what was pecking on my house the other day?
Posted by: Weasel


you laughed when a woodpecker was featured on the pet thread. I know you did. It's the pecker curse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)

56 Lots of future conflict on the horizon

Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (1XAal)

57 and your goats.
Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (A3w0Q)

mainly the goats (specially the purty ones)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

58 And you! YOU! Guess what was pecking on my house the other day?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (MVjcR)

A nurse? huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (OX6sG)

59
you laughed when a woodpecker was featured on the pet thread. I know you did. It's the pecker curse.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)
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Well, yes - but that's not important now!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (MVjcR)

60 50 Maybe the EUnuchs changed them...
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2019 07:00 PM (y7DUB)


EU-nuchs. Stolen, dude!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (zBaqJ)

61 This expresses my reaction pretty well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZUIOK81aSI

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (bZ7mE)

62 you laughed when a woodpecker was featured on the pet thread. I know you did. It's the pecker curse.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)


Pecker curse? Bob Dole has a remedy for that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (4knXT)

63 53 Others?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:59 PM (if8r4)


Dismembering your baby in the womb ---> "women's health care"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (4knXT)

Or "Reproductive justice"

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo)

64 Follow me. Board this plane helicopter, on which you will fly to meet the PM at an undisclosed location but first a scenic tour of the Bay of Biscay.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:03 PM (if8r4)

65 Didn't the French have one hell of a revolution some time ago?

They're hairy, smelly, smug and cheesy, but they be killin' some bitches when they're not surrendering.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (LuPts)

66 When the immigrant told the Frenchies everyone has the right to be there did the Frenchies respond by farting in his general direction?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (JgA4k)

67 If you got up, went to work, paid your bills, followed the law, and took care of your family...



THEY HATE YOU.


And they hated you enough to destroy your career, and hence, your life.

And after they do that, they'll call you "deplorable."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (HaL55)

68 63
Or "Reproductive justice"
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo)


Me not shagging the equivalent of Ann Margret whenever I want is reproductive injustice, fo sho.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (zBaqJ)

69 Our only saving grace is we're a lot bigger than France, so it's going to take just a little longer to turn us into Tijuana as them into Franceistan

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)

70 59


you laughed when a woodpecker was featured on the pet thread. I know you did. It's the pecker curse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)

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Well, yes - but that's not important now!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (MVjcR)

we have one at 6 am taps on our metal chimney cover."wheres the suet!?"
Heidi nic "theres Woody."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (OX6sG)

71
"Contributions" -----> "Tax"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (X3lUd)

72 69 Our only saving grace is we're a lot bigger than France, so it's going to take just a little longer to turn us into Tijuana as them into Franceistan
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)


Plus... the second amendment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (zBaqJ)

73
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (X+9+k)

74 Me not shagging the equivalent of Ann Margret whenever I want is reproductive injustice, fo sho.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (zBaqJ)

Bye Bye Ann
or
Las Vegas Ann?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

75 Good suggestions above.

How about "transgender" --> "mentally ill pervert"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (if8r4)

76 "investments" -----> graft

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (4knXT)

77 Camp of the taints.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---------

Well played, but we must remind them as have not read it, 'The Camp of the Saints', by Raspail. A must-read. Seriously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)

78 They're hairy, smelly, smug and cheesy, but they be killin' some bitches when they're not surrendering.
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (LuPts)

Is it time to bring Madame Guillotine out of retirement? I think she's been seen more recently than Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (JgA4k)

79
we have one at 6 am taps on our metal chimney cover."wheres the suet!?"
Heidi nic "theres Woody."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (OX6sG)
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First time you heard that?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

80 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (AjVAj)

81 Wasn't Gillibrand part of the Bad Zoot Spanking Cult in New York?

These people are strange.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (oFlMR)

82 71
"Contributions" -----> "Tax"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (X3lUd)


Good one.

"Enhance revenues" --> "raise taxes"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (if8r4)

83 I like the natural blonde hair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:56 PM (zBaqJ)
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Sugar, I hate to tell you this but at her age I doubt very much that's natural blonde hair. Meow.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (aXucN)

84
"Your fair share" -----> "Whatever we demand"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (X3lUd)

85 First time you heard that?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

Nice weasel. should a seen that. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (OX6sG)

86 J.J., I saw you mentioned gout. Talk to your Doc about Allopurinol.

I used to have BAAADDD attacks until my Doc put me on one 300 mg tab a day about 15 years ago. Have barely had a twinge since and I eat and drink pretty much anything I want.

Hope this helps...

*back to lurking*

Posted by: Forger at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (/5fwJ)

87 Nor does the UK belong to the British: "Britain is the bismillah" poem

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4czp284

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (W+vEI)

88 "school-to-prison pipeline" ----------> Armed robbery at age 15

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Izzlo)

89
Nice weasel. should a seen that. lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (OX6sG)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (MVjcR)

90 84


"Your fair share" -----> "Whatever we demand"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (X3lUd)

damn, got distracted.

Fair share = extortion

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (OX6sG)

91 82 71
"Contributions" -----> "Tax"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (X3lUd)

Good one.

"Enhance revenues" --> "raise taxes"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (if8r4)

Income redistribution ----> Buy votes

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

92 I sent mine down the way to Diogenes' house.

pop 'em in the butt feathers with a pellet gun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)

93 So. . . Party of Five Ugly Betties?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (W+vEI)

94 They must be given room to destroy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (dNzKv)

95 76 "investments" -----> graft
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:05 PM (4knXT)


Another good one.

"Investment" --> "consumption"

A Democrat "investment" is a straight-up give-away to layabouts. There's no "investing" involved. They might as well have a bonfire with the cash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (if8r4)

96 And there is a new TV show filming called Hombre about dastardly ICE police who are harming illegal immigrants, who are better than us and nicer than us and harder working, in the US.
And Emilio Estevez is making a movie about dastardly city officials who are trying to evict homeless people, who are better than us and nicer than us and harder working, from a public library.
This should ensure a Trump victory in 2020 so I'm okay with it.

Posted by: PJ at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (qlTN9)

97
"Civil servant" ----> "Lazy drone"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (X3lUd)

98 "Enhance revenues" --> "raise taxes"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (if8r4)

Investments...

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (OE84+)

99 "Dreamer" ----> the thug who's going to steal your car and drive it while drunk

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (4knXT)

100 "Enhance revenues" --> "raise taxes"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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"Grow the tax base"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (CDGwz)

101 And that party of five reboot sounds idiotic. Every one of these "hot topic woke" show concepts craters. When will they ever learn?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22

...

Ikr?

Posted by: ESPN at May 22, 2019 07:09 PM (NkTJd)

102 "11 The largest army in the world, is a bit over 2.5 million Men.



The US Government ADMITS to at least 12 Million illegals here.



If even 1/4th of those are military age Men (its higher) that's 3
Million Men invading our country... larger than the biggest Army on
Earth.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)"
..
This is one reason why a number of non-lefty pundits and bloggers who are (legal) immigrants are dreading the impending face-colander times.

It's a grave threat to them and their families in terms of the potential for blue-on-blue, simply due to the potential magnitude.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 22, 2019 07:09 PM (eAshZ)

103 Investments...

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: golfman
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"Pay forward"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:09 PM (CDGwz)

104 Withholding---> payday ful over
Property Tax----> Stealing wealth
Sales Tax-----> Robbing poor

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:09 PM (JFO2v)

105 "common sense gun laws" -----> confiscation on pain of imprisonment

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (4knXT)

106 This notion of "everyone has a right to be anywhere they want to be" needs to be squashed. If I own property, you have no rights, and may only come in if I give you permission.

Is a nation not the property of its citizens? Do those citizens not have a right to enforce whatever rules for the use of their property they see fit, via voting and the legislative process?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (113G5)

107 88 "school-to-prison pipeline" ----------> Armed robbery at age 15
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Izzlo)


Yep. Whenever I hear that I think, "They've got a point. We should just eliminate the 'school' portion and cut to the chase."

"live up to their full potential" --> "they've got to be useful for SOMETHING, we just haven't yet figured out what."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (if8r4)

108 92 I sent mine down the way to Diogenes' house.

pop 'em in the butt feathers with a pellet gun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)
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This little guy was at the corner of the house about 10 feet off the deck. I took a swing at him with a broom and must've given him a heart attack because he hasn't returned.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

109 >>That said, 12 million is a very low estimate. The real numbers are minimum 25 million and up to over 30-35 million of all ages.


Yes, the MSM and politicians have been saying "11 million" for decades.

Ann Coulter had it calculated through several approaches for her book on immigration and found it to bee closer to 40 million -- and this was before Obama started the unaccompanied minor/open borders stuff in 2013 (? or was in 2014?).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (W+vEI)

110 "Pay forward"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:09 PM (CDGwz)

Baby Boomers bad.

Posted by: Ben Domenech at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (OE84+)

111
Infrastructure ----> Bridge to Nowhere

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (X3lUd)

112 Comprehensive immigration plan-----> Open borders plus welfare

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (oFlMR)

113 99 "Dreamer" ----> the thug who's going to steal your car and drive it while drunk
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:08 PM (4knXT)


... so he's not late for the gang meeting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:11 PM (if8r4)

114 -------
This little guy was at the corner of the house about 10 feet off the deck. I took a swing at him with a broom and must've given him a heart attack because he hasn't returned.
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

He's coming back with a one million pecker march.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:11 PM (JgA4k)

115

Wasn't astronaut John Crichton in Party Of Five?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (zYzYo)

116 and this was before Obama started the unaccompanied minor/open borders stuff in 2013 (? or was in 2014?).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (W+vEI)

It is getting worse everyday.

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)

117 People say crazy stuff all the time.
I call them "sky talkers".

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (w7KSn)

118 What if we remade 'The A-Team', only they're all women who survived and escaped Brett Kavanaugh's rape dungeons?!

Posted by: Hollywood Woke Pitchbot at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (datdl)

119
Is a nation not the property of its citizens?

No

Do those citizens not have a right to enforce whatever rules for the use of their property they see fit, via voting and the legislative process?

No

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (X3lUd)

120 "France does not belong to the French" is exactly what a hostile foreign military invader would say.

Translation: "We intend to take your country from you!"

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (4HMW8)

121 Sugar, I hate to tell you this but at her age I doubt very much that's natural blonde hair. Meow.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 07:06 PM (aXucN)

My wife is, umm, 29 (cough), and her hair is still a rich amber blonde. She has never bleached it or colored it. She has the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. When we met it was much lighter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (xPJvm)

122 It's always fascinated me how the western countries tend to go through similar issues together, at the same time. Different flavors, different takes, but very similar.
When will the west say "enough"? The more time goes on the more 2016 looks like it was an existential turning point.

Posted by: Revenant at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (bD2Jh)

123 This notion of "everyone has a right to be anywhere they want to be" needs to be squashed.

Yeah, try that shit on Barbra Streisand's property, or Nancy Pelosi's, or George Soros's, or on the Kennedy "compound."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:13 PM (if8r4)

124 "shovel-ready projects" ---> graft

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:13 PM (4knXT)

125 Well Trump can deport a shit load then...

Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2019 07:13 PM (1XAal)

126 114 -------
This little guy was at the corner of the house about 10 feet off the deck. I took a swing at him with a broom and must've given him a heart attack because he hasn't returned.
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

He's coming back with a one million pecker march.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:11 PM (JgA4k)

!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

127 They were saying 12 Million when Busch was president.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:14 PM (0z/5y)

128 105 "common sense gun laws" -----> confiscation on pain of imprisonment
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (4knXT)


Confiscation by people with guns.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (4HMW8)

129 Let's do a remake of 'My Two Dads', only this time the two dads fuck each other!

Posted by: Hollywood Woke Pitchbot at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (datdl)

130
Gussie Busch was president?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (X3lUd)

131 106 This notion of "everyone has a right to be anywhere they want to be" needs to be squashed. If I own property, you have no rights, and may only come in if I give you permission.

Is a nation not the property of its citizens? Do those citizens not have a right to enforce whatever rules for the use of their property they see fit, via voting and the legislative process?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda

...

I have read arguments to the effect that the single mist, some say only, requirement, of a civil society is a functioning definition of property rights. It doesn't matter so much if the system is particularly fair or not, so long as it is clearly understood and enforced.

I think this is why the open borders is one of the main lines of attack if those who want to destabilize society, thinking they can then remake it.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ilvgf)

132 Where do you get the sheet music to your favorite rap song?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (NVfrr)

133
As God as my witness, I always thought her name was Miss Sunday.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (zYzYo)

134 Anyone listening to Mark Levin? I was on line streaming, I think it should be on but it's not.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (BbGew)

135 127 They were saying 12 Million when Busch was president.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:14 PM (0z/5y)

That was the beer talking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (JgA4k)

136 106
This notion of "everyone has a right to be anywhere they want to be" needs to be squashed.


Not until I've had my fill of the girl's locker room.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

137 "...a one million pecked march."

Time to buy stock in chapstick.
You know, just in case SHEP is lurking.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (A3w0Q)

138 116 and this was before Obama started the unaccompanied minor/open borders stuff in 2013 (? or was in 2014?).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (W+vEI)

It is getting worse everyday.
Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)


Welcome to the jungle, baby!

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

139 "underserved communities" --> "crime-ridden slums"

See also "marginalized communities."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (if8r4)

140 thank goodness for saavedra. he's the go-to guy for good stuff.

kirsten...your statement is all together messed up.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (DGS6j)

141 128 105 "common sense gun laws" -----> confiscation on pain of imprisonment
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (4knXT)

Confiscation by people with guns.
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (4HMW
-----
Hi Ms. Oakley!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)

142 Damn that thin upper lip really is the mark of a pedo, and that New York cocksucker has the mark. When will NXIVM pedo cult investigation get her? When she officially drops out of the race? When Trump wins 2020?

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (W3lnd)

143 104 Withholding---> payday ful over
Property Tax----> Stealing wealth
Sales Tax-----> Robbing poor
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:09 PM (JFO2v)

If you exempt basic foods, basic clothing (no designer labels), and housing/rent (up to the national median price), the vast majority of taxes will end up being paid by people above the poverty line, since that's where most of the disposable income is.

They're also among the most moral forms of taxation, since if you're exempting basic necessities, they're voluntary. They also give Main Street some extra leverage. Imagine the power of being able to use boycotts to convince legislators to actually listen to you.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (113G5)

144
Nation building -----> Quagmire

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (X3lUd)

145 Nobody knows the number of illegals. For obvious reasons. They used to talk about "unreported crime" being 'a dark number' that could never be known. Same with illegals.

NV passed that "abolish the Electoral College" deal today, btw. That, combined with mass illegal immigration means... no more 2 party system! Another "Era of Good Feelings" is on its way, and SOON, like when the Whigs collapsed.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (Cssks)

146 127
They were saying 12 Million when Busch was president.

Posted by: Braenyard


OK, then try this. "We'll admit the first 11M, but after that, you agree to deport the rest. Deal?"

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

147 134 Finally came back on, was off since hour break

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (BbGew)

148 Stupid edits, lost the part where I mentioned I was talking about sales taxes specifically.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (113G5)

149 139 "underserved communities" --> "crime-ridden slums"

See also "marginalized communities."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:15 PM (if8r4)



And of course these places are also "food deserts". Never the fault of the denizens why no supermarket would want to locate there, of course.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

150 Of course she is for catch and release. She profits and is a part of the human, child, and sex trafficking.
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (W3lnd)

151 120 "France does not belong to the French" is exactly what a hostile foreign military invader would say.

Translation: "We intend to take your country from you!"

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:12 PM (4HMW


Kill you, rape your women and make slaves of your children.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (0z/5y)

152 I think a lot of people make the mistake of thinking that those of us who say we will keep our firearms because of the gov't that we think we can fight the gov't.

No. It's that we will have to fight those they have sicced on our communities and those who now know that if they can take stuff away, it's their's and the gov't won't stop them.

We're going to wind up mostly defending ourselves from these mobs of unemployed and illiterates from Central America who live by the laws of the lawless.

Which is that there is no law except what you can take for yourself and keep. It's why they don't bother to obey our laws because they don't have any "love" of country. This isn't their country. Our country has become like a house that's been abandoned with the furniture and the ex-owners possession still inside. The locusts descend and take away whatever they can manage to find and keep. There is no law enforcement as they are busy defending the rich.

This country will soon descend into enclaves of those who will defend themselves and others in their area. Anyone who doesn't or can't will be stripped clean and probably killed or enslaved.

Buy guns and ammo. You'll need it.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (H95yl)

153 "national conversation" --> "we'll berate you for not giving us enough free shit and/or insisting on the means of protecting your family and your stuff. And, of course, we won't accept any blame. For anything. Even though we are to blame for 99% of the country's problems."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (if8r4)

154 >>The French used to not fuck around with migrants. I saw them tell an African couple to GTFO because they hadn't brought enough money for the time they were planning on staying. Maybe the EUnuchs changed them...




Yes, they have.
If you want to be depressed, read the old post "We are dead" at Gates of Vienna.net - a transcript of a local speaking out about what was (still is?) happening in Calais.

I'll see if I can find the link. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:18 PM (W+vEI)

155 if SJW woke shows could draw an audience on their own, they wouldn't need to wear a successful property's skinsuit to dupe people into watching it. It's the Ellen Gambit and it never works.

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (nFwvY)

156 If every nation agreed on the following policy regarding illegal aliens the problem would be solved overnite.
ROUND 'EM UP, THROUGH 'EM OUT.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (Lxxwf)

157 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (jAKP0)

158 "progressive" --> Communist

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (ujg0T)

159 In the Mexican Language, Party of Five is Puta de Cinco.

Posted by: The Very Elite Barack Hussein Obama at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (oTMWb)

160 Throw....

Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (1XAal)

161 OT-This is a nice thing, President Trump and AG Barr participate in a medal of valor presentation for police officers and- I think- fire fighters, Video and transcript from CTH:

https://tinyurl.com/y2tyteux

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (ahS0B)

162 157 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (jAKP0)
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.22LR to the starter.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

163 And of course these places are also "food deserts". Never the fault of the denizens why no supermarket would want to locate there, of course.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)


Yep. Liberals bleat about the difficulty of finding arugula in the hood. As if that would sell. It'd probably be the only thing that didn't get shoplifted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (if8r4)

164 Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (H95yl)

There never is nor has been any law beyond what you can keep. Civilization is a thin veneer that can be destroyed at any time, whether by acts of nature, insurrection, or foreign invasion.

It is because of this that we have the right to bear arms. It is ultimately the right to take matters into our own hands when the system inevitably fails, instead of pretending that the State is perfect and the system will never fail. (Historically, the number of states that have never failed, whether temporarily or permanently, rests at zero.)

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (113G5)

165 157 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (jAKP0)

.50BMG

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

166 158 "progressive" --> Communist
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (ujg0T)


Absolutely right.

The USSR used to refer to foreign Communist parties as "progressive forces."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:21 PM (if8r4)

167 106 This notion of "everyone has a right to be anywhere they want to be" needs to be squashed. If I own property, you have no rights, and may only come in if I give you permission.

Is a nation not the property of its citizens? Do those citizens not have a right to enforce whatever rules for the use of their property they see fit, via voting and the legislative process?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:10 PM (113G5)


That's how we know we're dealing with full-fledged Communists. No, they don't believe in private property or sovereign nations.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

168 157 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (jAKP0)
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I can recommend a place in AZ selling classic FJ40s.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

169 grenade launcher?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (d7Ww2)

170 I got it! We'll remake Three's Company, only it's three dudes...and they bang each other!

Posted by: Hollywood Woke Pitchbot at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (datdl)

171 Yep. Liberals bleat about the difficulty of finding arugula in the hood. As if that would sell. It'd probably be the only thing that didn't get shoplifted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (if8r4)



Oddly, the same neighborhoods are often work boot and lunch bucket deserts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (4knXT)

172 and your goats.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (A3w0Q)

Ok, but not our veal!!!
Posted by: Joe Fenchie

Try the veal, and tup the waitress goats.

I'll be here all Ramadan.

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

173 Waiting on today's Jeopardy. They should bring out the new contestants in a tumbril.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (CDGwz)

174
I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection.

1) Fake an accent

2) Move to another state

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (X3lUd)

175 What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM

105mm howitzer

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (BbGew)

176 160 Throw....
Posted by: Yo!

HEAD, MOVE

Posted by: Wishbone at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (nFwvY)

177 They don't obey the laws in their country why should they be expected to obey law of the peachy gringo?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (0z/5y)

178 21 have seen the CRS (Corps Republicaine de Securite) in action.



For street action, two guys on on a Harley, one drives, the other uses a four foot truncheon.



If they can't handle this, it's because they weren't ordered to.

Posted by: Miklos, Chef de Boulliabaise at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

same. The CRS is no joke. The political leaders are not so much.

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (n13/j)

179 https://reut.rs/2EsjLvn
*******
Brexit crisis: Minister quits, piling pressure on Britain's May - Reuters

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (BqBId)

180 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?
Posted by: RI Red
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What is the problem? Don't give up the ship.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (CDGwz)

181 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?


RBG-7

Posted by: Miklos, Court Reporter at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

182 Oddly, the same neighborhoods are often work boot and lunch bucket deserts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:22 PM (4knXT)


Not to mention library deserts, unless there are a lot of vagrants in the area who want accommodation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (if8r4)

183 145 Nobody knows the number of illegals. For obvious reasons. They used to talk about "unreported crime" being 'a dark number' that could never be known. Same with illegals.

NV passed that "abolish the Electoral College" deal today, btw. That, combined with mass illegal immigration means... no more 2 party system! Another "Era of Good Feelings" is on its way, and SOON, like when the Whigs collapsed.
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 07:16 PM (Cssks)

Isn't that Treason? They are trying to absolve the clear intent of the Constitution, without amending it.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

184 As I noted earlier, approx. 325,OOO - yes - since October. Illegals facilitated into the country under the current "system". Excludes illegal crossers not detained [or, more accurately now, surrendering en masse to the BP]. 5OO detained in the Yuma sector ..... just yesterday.


NOT "winning". Losing, bigly.


And not much relief in sight. Barriers help with smuggling, non-family units/fake asylum crossers, organized criminal activities. But "sanctuary" crap has *expanded* since the enTrumpenation, internal enforcement shows some signs of life but is quite anemic for the situation, and judicial lawlessness has grown dramatically. Most important - public is indifferent/lazy/otherwise busy, and this outrageous and consequential set of issues is not even a live topic in Congress - it's bizarrely de-politicized.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

185 "need" --> "want"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (if8r4)

186 158 "progressive" --> Communist
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2019 07:19 PM (ujg0T)

Any time someone calls themselves a Progressive in your presence, demand that they provide you with an answer to the following question: "What are you progressing towards?", and don't take any partial answers.

Make them own up to their socialism.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (113G5)

187
Seeing some of the wrecks driving around nowadays, state inspection laws are useless except for extracting money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (X3lUd)

188 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?



Panzerfaust. It'll be like the 4th of July.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (4knXT)

189 Howdy, Weasel!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (4HMW8)

190 RI Red, advertise it, There are people all over looking for non computer cars and tractors.

My good friend had a tractor repair guy try to buy his tractor right off the trailer.

No computer chips.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (8tppx)

191 Isn't that Treason? They are trying to absolve the clear intent of the Constitution, without amending it.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

It's nakedly illegal. No state may enter into a compact with other states without the permission of Congress.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (113G5)

192 157 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.

2 feminists, 1 canyon

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (nFwvY)

193 have seen the CRS (Corps Republicaine de Securite) in action.
---------

I've encountered them. They don't seem to have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (xSo9G)

194 181 I has sadz today. Old beater Explorer won't pass inspection. Time to end its misery.
What caliber would you suggest, Morons and Obi-Weasel?

It has served you well and honourably. Give it the chance to commit seppuku.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (JgA4k)

195 @152 - jakee308

Yep. Short version, they're useful cannon fodder.
And may confiscate and keep for themselves the property, should they succeed.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (A3w0Q)

196 189 Howdy, Weasel!
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (4HMW
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Planing a return to the range yet?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

197 22LR to the starter.
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

I was hoping you'd say .50 cal to the block, but Insom got there fast.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (jAKP0)

198 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

199 If you want to quiet them, then you're going to have to pay them Hunter Biden money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

200 LOL get fucked French migrants

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2019 07:26 PM (ufFY8)

201 "It's nakedly illegal."

Democrats could care less about that.
Most of them have anti-constitutional planks in all their platforms. Anti 1st amendment, 2nd, 4th, et al.
Should disqualify them all for office, in a sane world.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 22, 2019 07:27 PM (w7KSn)

202 RI Red, don't listen to these guys.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:27 PM (8tppx)

203 Sounds like it's time for France to break out the guillotines again. This time, it's not for nobles but for invaders.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at May 22, 2019 07:27 PM (fYViM)

204 you know, gillibrand has had so much botox nothing over mouth moves. she looks like she is wearing some skin colored spartan helmet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:28 PM (MTjB1)

205 >
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:24 PM (8tppx)



That is one of the reasons I love my Farmall 460. That and it was made in the year I was born.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 07:28 PM (ePLen)

206 I'm tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Charles Martel at May 22, 2019 07:28 PM (IFKOp)

207 Here it is - this is heartbreaking what France did to Calais:

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

208 ...link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzNunFeGZ6s

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:29 PM (W+vEI)

209 what we need to to is let in illegal immigrants that want to murder illegal immigrants.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

210
That is one of the reasons I love my Farmall 460. That and it was made in the year I was born.
Posted by: Muad'dib
--------

*ponders*

2019 - 29 = 1990

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:29 PM (xSo9G)

211 201 "It's nakedly illegal."

Democrats could care less about that.
Most of them have anti-constitutional planks in all their platforms. Anti 1st amendment, 2nd, 4th, et al.
Should disqualify them all for office, in a sane world.
Posted by: navybrat


in America 2.0 the 1st and 2nd will have punishment clauses mandating cruel and unusual.

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:29 PM (nFwvY)

212 Putting in a couple a' grand to resurrect the baby sure is better than dumping big lots on a stranger.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:30 PM (0z/5y)

213 You guyz and galz are wonderful. *Sniff, sniff*.
I think I'll have a bonfire.

Mike, tires, tie rod, spring, body rot, transmission, e-brake. The frame is in good shape, amazingly, for a 2005 in Siberian NH.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:30 PM (jAKP0)

214 Maud'dib, I keep patching the 1963 Ford 3000 together for just that reason. Do not have a problem finding parts and all the implements fit it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:30 PM (8tppx)

215 you know, the rebuilding of notre dame will give france a the ability to appease the invaders by making it multi-cultural.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)

216 "It's nakedly illegal."

Democrats

Please. Naked and Democrats? The Ottomanization of America.

Posted by: Miklos, eyes averted at May 22, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

217 Planing a return to the range yet?
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)


I'm waiting for a little disposable income so I can find a place that rents handguns for people with tiny hands.

In the meantime, my friend has offered to take me long gun shooting (is that the general term for shotguns, AR-15s, rifles, etc?)

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:31 PM (4HMW8)

218 In the meantime, my friend has offered to take me long gun shooting (is that the general term for shotguns, AR-15s, rifles, etc?)
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at M



yes it is, though it is also slang for handjobs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:32 PM (MTjB1)

219
Where do you get the sheet music to your favorite rap song?


It's on the roll next to the toilet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 07:32 PM (HaL55)

220 And Special Mention to Emmie Oakley, who is definitely becoming a gunny. Sorry, gunnette.
Grenade Launcher. Heh.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:32 PM (jAKP0)

221 I'm tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Charles Martel

If all you have is a Hammer...

Actually, Chuck, I'm cool with that.

Posted by: Miklos Corvinus at May 22, 2019 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Nurse Wratched, Weasel -- Want to keep those woodpeckers from pecking your houses to splinters? A Haven peanut feeder. I have several woodpeckers that visit my peanut feeder every day without once attacking my house. A Haven feeder is a lot cheaper than replacing your siding every year or so.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 07:33 PM (tbEeC)

223 Nah, no enclaves or kinetic festevities. Look around. It's much more insidious than that, and gunzzz are irrelevant.


Your uninsured motorist coverage on auto insurance. State/local tax burden. Quality/nature of schooling. On and on. Small, unavoidable [absent voter rebellion/actual policy changes] things.


Your kid is killed, raped, or robbed by an illegal? Tough. Might be prosecuted normally, maybe not. Gunzzz irrelevant. DUI illegal causes you massive property damage? Tough. Gunzzz irrelevant.


Illegals having de facto immunity from a whole range of laws - tough. Gunzz irrelevant.




Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 07:33 PM (QDnY+)

224 Well, time to return to activities that are more productive but less entertaining.

TTFN

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:33 PM (4HMW8)

225 In the reboot of America, with its much more modern Constitution, I do not expect to be yreated all too well.

Posted by: Capn Cuck Kristol at May 22, 2019 07:33 PM (wCx1p)

226 @219 - BB

Nice

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:34 PM (A3w0Q)

227

Ever wonder who built Klingon ships, and invented Klingon technology? We never see the ordinay Klingons.


And what of Vulcans? Shirley there are Vulcan janitors, yes? Somebody has to clean the toilets, right?

So there also must be Vulcan plumbers and Vulcan truck drivers, I'd assume.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zYzYo)

228 That said, 12 million is a very low estimate. The real numbers are minimum 25 million and up to over 30-35 million of all ages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)

The 11-12 Million number was being used by Bush and Kerry during their debates. I have a hard time believing the number has remained static for 15 years. Yet, that's exactly what they'd have you believe.


LOL, there's 12 million in the Home Depot parking lot on any given Tuesday morning. 40M seems like a closer number. Figure that by their own numbers, the CA DMV has given away over 1M DL's to illegals (they've removed stats, this would be 2017). With a 50% test failure rate. And also figure that these are the driving age types, when each woman between the age of 12 and 45 is perpetually pregnant (just drive through Salinas any given day). I figure there's got to be 10M in CA alone. Walking down the street or into a market supports this guess.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2019 07:35 PM (sLicW)

229 Do lots of parents of anchor babies get deported?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 07:35 PM (RvWKe)

230 yes it is, though it is also slang for handjobs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:32 PM (MTjB1)


That's what I love about you -- you're so sweet.

When are you going to come to a Morondezvous so I can slap you for being fresh in person?

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:36 PM (4HMW8)

231 There never is nor has been any law beyond what you can keep.
Civilization is a thin veneer that can be destroyed at any time, whether
by acts of nature, insurrection, or foreign invasion.
---
And if you are not prepared and willing to use force to protect what is yours, you don't really deserve to have it.

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 07:36 PM (kOpft)

232 That's what I love about you -- you're so sweet.

When are you going to come to a Morondezvous so I can slap you for being fresh in person?
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at M



lol.

not sure.

will let you know.

so long as you wash your hands first.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:37 PM (MTjB1)

233 So I look up 'tumbril', and the definitions mention tumbrils are associated with "cucking stools". Deeper into the web...

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2019 07:37 PM (oTMWb)

234 And saw your comment about recording live, this morning.

If we could just get the remote hard drive I bought to talk with our board, we could record right out of the board, all 16 channels individually, and then into Pro-Tools to play with.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:37 PM (A3w0Q)

235 RI Red, sorry to hear about your vehicle.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:37 PM (4HMW8)

236 John Deere is the reason Iowa does not have an illegal problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:38 PM (8tppx)

237 In an official statement, the group asked to meet with Prime Minister Edouard Philippe

Never heard of the guy.

Seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 07:38 PM (vq6T3)

238 Speaking of France, have they invented the final excuse as to how Notre Dame caught on fire - or am I supposed to have moved on 48 hours after it happened?

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2019 07:38 PM (sLicW)

239 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released,

Like young trout ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 07:39 PM (vq6T3)

240 And what of Vulcans? Shirley there are Vulcan janitors, yes? Somebody has to clean the toilets, right?
---
Have you noticed the similarity between transporter tech and food replicators?

No janitors, just engineers.

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kOpft)

241 Y5, you can let WDS know and she will pass the news along to me. That way I'll know to bring some nitrile gloves (for the slapping).

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4HMW8)

242 Speaking of France, have they invented the final excuse as to how Notre Dame caught on fire - or am I supposed to have moved on 48 hours after it happened?

We're on it...

Posted by: Las Vegas FBI at May 22, 2019 07:40 PM (oTMWb)

243 Emmie, if you're still here, forget about renting. Just get together with a well-armed Moron/ette, and they will be happy to let you try their stuff. What part of the country are you?
And Y5 is an outlier. Well, maybe not.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:40 PM (jAKP0)

244 238 Speaking of France, have they invented the final excuse as to how Notre Dame caught on fire - or am I supposed to have moved on 48 hours after it happened?
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2019 07:38 PM (sLicW)


Yeah, that dropped out of the news quickly.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:40 PM (4HMW8)

245 If we could just get the remote hard drive I bought to talk with our
board, we could record right out of the board, all 16 channels
individually, and then into Pro-Tools to play with.


Got a laptop? Focusrite makes all types of interfaces, as do a lot of other companies. They're not cheap, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55)

246
Speaking of France, have they invented the final excuse as to how Notre Dame caught on fire - or am I supposed to have moved on 48 hours after it happened?

Posted by: clutch cargo


"Notre what?" - MSM

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 07:41 PM (X3lUd)

247 Y5, you can let WDS know and she will pass the news along to me. That way I'll know to bring some nitrile gloves (for the slapping).
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at M


so long as you keep the handjob leftovers off of me we are good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:41 PM (MTjB1)

248 RI Red, left a serious question for you above.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:41 PM (8tppx)

249 And, in areas with the "homeless", the communities that pay for private security don't have a problem.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2019 07:41 PM (JKNZq)

250 RI Red, I'm in Colorado.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:42 PM (4HMW8)

251 Give Ireland back to the Swedish!

Posted by: Chicken Wings at May 22, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

252 That's the only positive about this alleged spring's crappy weather -- our visitors from South of the border aren't fiesta-ing all night long. And the wannabe mariachi band has only practiced once. (They make my teeth hurt. Damn horns are all flat to one degree or another and none of them can keep up with the Ritalin challenged drummer.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 07:42 PM (tbEeC)

253 Speaking of France, have they invented the final excuse as to how Notre Dame caught on fire - or am I supposed to have moved on 48 hours after it happened?
Posted by: clutch cargo at M




tais-toi

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:42 PM (MTjB1)

254 And what of Vulcans? Shirley there are Vulcan janitors, yes? Somebody has to clean the toilets, right?

it's logical.

if the showers are sonic, does the toilet push the deuce with sound?

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:43 PM (nFwvY)

255 And what of Vulcans? Shirley there are Vulcan janitors, yes? Somebody has to clean the toilets, right?

Do not call me Shirley

Posted by: Spock at May 22, 2019 07:43 PM (JFO2v)

256 guessing there are not any vulcans named shirley.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:44 PM (MTjB1)

257 OK, back to work for real now.

Hold the line!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 22, 2019 07:44 PM (4HMW8)

258 Question for the French: Do you agree with the illegals? More importantly, if you don't, what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: jeffersonian at May 22, 2019 07:44 PM (xiOrX)

259 Emmie, glad you're here.
Saw you mention a Lady Smith, I believe.

If it's what I'm thinking of, 38/357, internal hammer so no snagging on clothing or coming out of a purse, my little sis loved hers,,, before that unfortunate, white water rafting accident.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (A3w0Q)

260 237 In an official statement, the group asked to meet with Prime Minister Edouard Philippe

Never heard of the guy.

Seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 07:38 PM (vq6T3)

I hadn't either when I read the story the other day. I looked him up. He's the PM of France...Macron is the President.

Didn't even know the PM of France existed.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

261 I despise the Left and everything they are doing to this country to destroy it.
If you want to see how evil and moral they are
here's an example.
@RyanSaavedra tweeted this out.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kntlzl

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (RBOtF)

262 Ben, sorry, I thought it was Iron Mike. 2005 Explorer.
Tie rods, tires, tranny, body rot, e-brake.
203,000 miles, so she doesn't owe me anything.
But the frame is solid.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (jAKP0)

263 if the showers are sonic, does the toilet push the deuce with sound?
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:43 PM (nFwvY)

Little Deuce Poop

Posted by: Spock at May 22, 2019 07:46 PM (JFO2v)

264 The French and the Germans deserve all the illegals in Europe.

Well, a lot of the Scandinavian countries deserve them, too. And Spain. And the rest of the shitholes in the EU.

Fvck the EU. They're all dirtbags and the only thing they can really unite on is self-destruction and trying to gang up on America. They can all go straight to friggin hell, as they are well on the path to.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 07:47 PM (vq6T3)

265 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released

Kirsten told Kirsten to hold her beer....

@LifeNewsHQ

Kirsten Gillibrand says it's ok to force people to fund abortions because there's separation of church and state in the Constitution.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 07:47 PM (cF8AT)

266 Saw just the other day Muzzies are still celebrating Notre Dame's demise

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)

267 the bottom of the toilet should be transporter pad

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (nFwvY)

268 261 I despise the Left and everything they are doing to this country to destroy it.
If you want to see how evil and moral they are
here's an example.
@RyanSaavedra tweeted this out.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kntlzl
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (RBOtF)

Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

269 Saw just the other day Muzzies are still celebrating Notre Dame's demise


Which muzzies and where did you see it, please?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (fuK7c)

270 265 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released

265 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that tax cheats should be caught and released
265 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that child molesters should be caught and released
265 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that drunk drivers should be caught and released

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (JFO2v)

271 Didn't even know the PM of France existed.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (cF8AT)


I knew the position existed - France only moved to an elected Presidency quite recently - but couldn't really give a shit who it was. Frankly, I can't say that I care who the French President is, either. It doesn't really make one bit of difference to me. The Frogs are all pretty much the same.

I'm just ticked off that we saved them in WWII. That was one of the dumbest acts in all of recorded history.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (vq6T3)

272 >>@LifeNewsHQ

Kirsten Gillibrand says it's ok to force people to fund abortions because there's separation of church and state in the Constitution.


The 1st Amendment, you need to re-read it, hon.

Honestly, why are these Lefties so passionate about abortion???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (W+vEI)

273 265 Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand says that illegal aliens should be caught and released

deal. now we just need to negotiate where to release them.

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (nFwvY)

274 The board ( QSR? - QSC? ) is made to plug a hard drive directly into it for just that purpose.

Hard drive has to be formatted to a certain "language" but thought we had that taken care of.

Really stinks because, well you know how it is. Sometimes you get done with a song, look at each other and just know, magic exists.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (A3w0Q)

275 I'm just ticked off that we saved them in WWII. That was one of the dumbest acts in all of recorded history.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

2nd dumbest

Posted by: WW1 at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (nFwvY)

276 If you want to see how evil and moral they are

here's an example.

@RyanSaavedra tweeted this out.


Lord, please have mercy on us.
That is sickening. Truly sickening.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (HaL55)

277 275 I'm just ticked off that we saved them in WWII. That was one of the dumbest acts in all of recorded history.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

2nd dumbest

Posted by: WW1 at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (nFwvY)


^^This. If we stayed out of WWI, there probably wouldn't have been a WWII.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

278 >>Kirsten Gillibrand says it's ok to force people to fund abortions because there's separation of church and state in the Constitution.


And THIS is why so many people tried to stop Obamacare. We want to make our own healthcare choices and we don't want to be forced to pay for others'choices..

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (W+vEI)

279 There's actually, somewhat counterintuitively for an American like myself, a fair number of Frenchmen that are proud to be French. Nutty, but to each their own. There's maybe even some hope for France yet based on latent patriotism. Germany ... not so much.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (dYe5S)

280 2005 Explorer.
Tie rods, tires, tranny, body rot, e-brake.
203,000 miles, so she doesn't owe me anything.
But the frame is solid.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (jAKP0)


It won't take much money to get another 100 out of her. Especially vs a new one.
There'll be a lot of changes in 100k of time.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (0z/5y)

281 If you want to see how evil and moral they are
here's an example.


This is what we will one day have to deal with, folks. Pure, unadulterated evil.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (EgshT)

282 The instant our last doggeh goes to doggeh heaven, we are out of this third world hell hole and into a 55+ apartment. Thirty five years ago, when we moved into this house, this was an easy going, inexpensive, blue collar neighborhood. There is a clump of five of us who are an outpost of civilization surrounded by barbarians. (And you know how bad the situation is when I include Crazy Dave as a part of civilization.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (tbEeC)

283 >>>Honestly, why are these Lefties so passionate about abortion???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (W+vEI)


They've got a big hole in 'em where their soul should be.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (0z/5y)

284 The board ( QSR? - QSC? ) is made to plug a hard drive directly into it for just that purpose.



Hard drive has to be formatted to a certain "language" but thought we had that taken care of.



Really stinks because, well you know how it is. Sometimes you get
done with a song, look at each other and just know, magic exists.


Hmm, I'd be digging into the board's documentation. Or look up a forum online for that model of board. Then see how to format the drive so they can talk to each other.

You may have done all that already. And yeah, "magic." Been there, done that, been very disappointed it wasn't recorded. Good luck, teej.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (HaL55)

285 Annnnd The Gambler steamrolls the poor contestants, again.

$1,939,000 total. The two young women didn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

286 Bander it was a article about Monday, have to look at a few places I go

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (BbGew)

287 30 million illegals at least, all ages, but skewed toward military age men. Some leave families to come make money (drugs, off book jobs, whatever) and send some back ... those that have endurance to leave are more likely young males.


In Europe they Muslims from MENA were almost all 15 to 35 year old males. Now they roam in gangs and harass (or worse) Swedish women.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Cus5s)

288 Hmm.
Dinner.
What to do, what to do?
Well, it ain't gonna fix itself I guess, so....

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (A3w0Q)

289
Little Deuce Poop
Posted by: Spock


You don't know what I got.

Posted by: Payless the shoeless Klingon at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

290 In my opinion the US Chamber of Commerce is the greatest threat to America. The #progressive #communists AOC and Bernie Sanders don't hold a candle to the threat the Chamber poses to the United States.

2014 - GOP congressman rips Chamber of Commerce and gives back award
http://wapo.st/1lAijEk

"The Chamber of Commerce is beholden to special interests and has long since forgotten the main street businesses that struggle everyday to make payroll and keep their company afloat," said Bentivolio. "It is with great pride that I reject their award, and call on them to stand on the side of America, instead of on the side of China and corporate interests seeking to exploit people for profit."

Bentivolio chief of staff Rob Wasinger used even sharper language to criticize the Chamber.

"The US Chamber is in the pocket of Communist China and big companies seeking cheap labor in the United States," he said in a statement.

Bentivolio criticized the Chamber for supporting the comprehensive immigration bill that passed the Senate last year, which included a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants.

-----------------
Have you given us a monarchy or a republic, she asked the oldest of the Founding Fathers. "A republic, Madam, if you can keep it," he said.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (jY1B4)

291 Kirsten Gillibrand says it's ok to force people to fund abortions
because there's separation of church and state in the Constitution.

Odd how many demonrats are always talking about saving and protecting the Constitution from that evil OrangeManBad when most of them don't even know WTF is actually in it. She's just making shit up and it pisses me off. Sort of like how they all scream about The Rule Of Law! Flucking hypocrites. If they cared so much about the rule of law how come that hag bitch Hillaroid is walking around free.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (VNmG1)

292 Tucker talking about the abortion issue now.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (RBOtF)

293 Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 07:47 PM (cF8AT)
*******
Just once I would love someone to ask these Asshole Fucktard Liberals what State Sponsored Religion is?

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 08:06 PM (BqBId)

294 About that olde Exploder.

I bought a parts kit through Rock Auto dot com, for the '00 F-150, XLT V-6.

$200 for the parts, and that's EVERY moving part in the front suspension. Both sides. Made in USA parts, in case you were wondering.

Mechanic did the labor for only $400. (long time friend).

Truck drives and handles as new. Ugly as sin, but mechanically a gem. (after some considerable work to get 'er there)

Do some homework before you trash the thing, it might have a LOT of miles left to give.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (QzJWU)

295 Do some homework before you trash the thing, it might have a LOT of miles left to give.



Jim

I told my lawyer that.

No dice.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

296 Sort of like how they all scream about The Rule Of Law!

Tell them to show good faith by observing Rule of Law comprehensively in immigration policy and enforcement.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (lD3vL)

297 How many more people must die so the US Chamber of Commerce can have cheap, slave labor?

MS-13 Teens Came to U.S. as Family Unit and Unaccompanied, Murdered 14-Year-Old Girl After Being Released in a Sanctuary County
https://t.co/dzHo1ph6SN

Two illegal aliens, one who came to the United States in 2015 as part of a "family unit" and the other unaccompanied in 2016, were released by the Prince George's County Police Department after being charged with attempted first degree murder and other crimes. Upon release, they killed 14-year-old girl Ariana Funes-Diaz and dumped her body in a creek.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (jY1B4)

298 RI Red, move to Montana. No inspections. Of course, that also means sharing the road with Cyclops cars. . . .

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (BCg2A)

299 So...open borders.

Posted by: Andyzero at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (a06dx)

300 213 You guyz and galz are wonderful. *Sniff, sniff*.
I think I'll have a bonfire.

Mike, tires, tie rod, spring, body rot, transmission, e-brake. The frame is in good shape, amazingly, for a 2005 in Siberian NH.
Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2019 07:30 PM (jAKP0)

Look for a replacement from the southwest. No rust. Lots to be had but it requires an up close and personal look. Maybe a Moron in that area could put eyes on a similar rig? Usually pretty cheap.

Posted by: free tibet at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (CDGwz)

301 Blacks creating Africa where ever they go.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 23, 2019 03:23 AM (nRj4F)

302 The illegals should be caught and deposited on Kirsten's lawn where they are free to camp out in perpetuity.
Tout suite!

Posted by: Stepan at May 23, 2019 07:51 AM (eUHKv)

Former CNN and MSNBC Permanent Guest Michael Avenatti Faces New Indictment For Impersonating Client and Stealing $300,000 in Advances For Her Book

The indictment doesn't name the victim.

But people are speculating her name rhymes with Stormy Daniels.



I don't know whether to laugh or laugh.

Some cops have a bit of slang: "the two-way hero." A two-way hero is a criminal who murders another criminal, making him a hero once-over. But then the criminal is so sloppy in his murder he gives the police a slam-dunk case to put him away for decades, thus taking another criminal off the streets.

Making him a hero a second time.

Micheal Avenatti is a two-way hero. We'll see if he eventually turns into a three or four way hero.

More: The Media Knew He Was a Raging Head-Case, But Booked Him Anyway: The Five just mentioned this, but Instapundit had a post on it earlier.

As Tim Carney of the Washington Examiner tweets, "Turns out a lot of our media knew what kind of guy Avenatti was before they told the rest of us. They put up with it, because they liked what he was selling."

Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Rumor has it the guy put up solid numbers. Solid.

Always worth remembering:



A thousand cucks bleating that we must be "civil" to ferocious monsters doesn't make it so.

Oddly, the cucks' desire to be kind to Democrats and socialists does not translate into treating conservative rivals with civility.

I wonder why.

Oh right, because they are cosmpolitan liberals who despise conservatives and disagree with them on all but 2-3 points, points which are arguably not even "conservative," simply pro-corporate and pro-war.

Early threadwinner:

38 *Sweats profusely, trying to think of of a way to tie Avenatti, Christian shaming and Game of Thrones into one column*

Posted by: David French


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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1 couldn't happen to a nicer guy

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

2 Oh, in the cell block he'll be at least a three hero.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (jp0Bv)

3 I look forward to him being an an hero.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (4ErVI)

4 *three way hero

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (jp0Bv)

5 "impersonating client"
He can suck a mean cock.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (xPl2J)

6
A typical Democrat hero.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (SJiiM)

7 hahahahaha

I hope he gets buttfucked so hard in jail, the jizz spews out his nostrils

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Basta!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (9dQxE)

9 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (4ErVI)

10
Creepy Porn Shyster, indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (zBaqJ)

11 8 Basta!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (9dQxE)

Too many carbs.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

12 We'll see if he eventually turns into a three or four way hero.

I mean, I'm sure he's made some contacts through Stormy should he need the work.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (v30M8)

13
Avenatti now Have-notty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

14 But he was going to school and was gonna turn his life around.




Every First 48 episode.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (zIG9r)

15
But people are speculating her name rhymes with Stormy Daniels.


Horny Sandals?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)

16 "...it looks like he was charged for illegally impersonating Stormy Daniels..."

Wait, what? Did he steal her silicone?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (6eEQ+)

17 lol. she got fucked

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)

18 Rumor has it the guy put up solid numbers. Solid.

Maybe he's got the fat braciole.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (kD8Fh)

19 And he was a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination and then the Presidency. Shoo-in.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (hjaPQ)

20 Is he part of the Democrat clown car? He should be, they need his moral gravitas.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (JgA4k)

21 Bullying, fraudulent rageboi.

Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (xJa6I)

22 I have this persistent image of a frazzled Hillary screaming "Why am I surrounded by MORONS!"

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (rw1l7)

23 Has DJT tweeted his sympathy for Aviantay?

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (kD8Fh)

24
I suspect Trump will tie Avenatti to the Democrats in the campaign, as he should.

They celebrated this man.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (SJiiM)

25 Oh I am so mad at you for posting this. I unfriend you. and block you. and give you a thumbs down.

Posted by: mikey avenetti at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

26 You know I think this could damage the credibility of the MSM.A man can hope.

Posted by: Doug at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (8t8Rn)

27 I hope he gets buttfucked so hard in jail, the jizz spews out his nostrils

"Cold?"
"No. Full."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (HaL55)

28 Too bad, that 300k could've gone a long way to paying off president Trump's legal fees.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (CW16p)

29 If he really wants to play the Dem game he needs to say something about praying. That gets 'em every time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (hjaPQ)

30 He is the absolute Picture Postcard Stereotype of a lawyer.

If Hollywood ever tried to make a character like this, the writer would have been mocked and scolded for being over the top ridiculous.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (EK+Pw)

31 "A thousand cucks bleating that we must be "civil" to ferocious monsters doesn't make it so."

Look for my latest NRO article - "The Conservative Case for Stealing Client Money to Own the Orange Menace."

Posted by: Jonnah Goldberg at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (nGsFZ)

32 Ace: "Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him."

Well don't look at me. I don't even know how to spell DC.

Posted by: Severely Heterosexual Corey Booker at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (6eEQ+)

33 I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels. Men have continually used and abused her. And she's let them. Some really awful shit must have happened to her for her to behave that way.

Not that she's a saint, but it's just sad.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)

34 Avenatti for President!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)

35 Hey everybody.

Everyone knows my home state of California has always overdone it with the rules and regulations, but this time they've gone too far.

To follow new state truth-in-advertising and company name rules, RAISING CANE'S now has to change its name to CO-CANE'S.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (miE9U)

36 24
I suspect Trump will tie Avenatti to the Democrats in the campaign, as he should.

They celebrated this man.
Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (SJiiM)

Hell, they were trying to position him to run for President. No joke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xJa6I)

37 17 lol. she got fucked
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)


How would she know? Oh, THAT "fucked." Never mind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (zBaqJ)

38 *Sweats profusely, trying to think of of a way to tie Avenatti, Christian shaming and Game of Thrones into one column*

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (datdl)

39 Looks like Avenatti is headed to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (bkUtD)

40 All the leftard heros are felons. But we should put the scum in charge.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (eqHTn)

41 Customers of both Ms Daniels and Stormy Daniels Impersonator Michael Avenatti say that-

Stormy Daniels Impersonator Michael Avenatti was the better lay.

A "Round the World" only cost 2 bucks and he swallowed.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (9X624)

42 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Yeah, I'm thinking they need to check for STDs and evil. Also check their bank account.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)

43 This could not happen to a happier couple.

May they fornicate in peace.

In general population.

LOLGF

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (3H9h1)

44 Not that she's a saint, but it's just sad.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)


I agree she's a sad case. But she actively worked to take down MY PRESIDENT.

AFAIC she can henceforth experience All the Bad Things.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (kD8Fh)

45 Just say you're praying for Stormy, dumbshit.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

46 Avenatti did declare he was running for President on the Democrat Party Ticket, didn't he?

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (EK+Pw)

47 The media used this guy and Stormy and they were somewhat successful because they were able to taint Trump. Now the media will revel in watching him crash and burn, and then in a few years probably try to elevate him again. He's one of the finest examples of a media tool ever.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (UdKB7)

48 "The Media Knew He Was a Raging Head-Case, But Booked Him Anyway"

Are you sure about this? This doesn't sound like something they'd do.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (6eEQ+)

49 15
But people are speculating her name rhymes with Stormy Daniels.


Horny Sandals?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)


I saw Horny Sandals open for Nu Shooz at the Palladium in '87.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (zBaqJ)

50 Let's not forget the chaste Stormy Daniels, who went up against the president, and lost like so many before her.

Avenatti is going to prison and Daniels is financially ruined. It's win-freakin'-win!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (bkUtD)

51

"...it looks like he was charged for illegally impersonating Stormy Daniels..."

...reading to children in a library.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

52 It sounds like he defrauded a number of clients over the years including Stormy, and it's just coming out now? Why? Because he couldn't deliver anything substantial on Trump and is now useless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (ahS0B)

53 He got caught. He needs to go back to law school and retake the course on not getting caught ethics.

Posted by: Anchovy at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (srWwQ)

54 impersonating Stormy Daniels

-
Dude, please. Just no.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (+y/Ru)

55 Avenatti for President!


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55

Yeah, it's a shame he got busted before he officially threw his hat in the ring. Maybe that's why prosecutors were eager to go after him.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (SJiiM)

56 Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (eqHTn)

57 48 "The Media Knew He Was a Raging Head-Case, But Booked Him Anyway"

Are you sure about this? This doesn't sound like something they'd do.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (6eEQ+)


Actually, considering the assorted vontz'n and momzers that inhabit the media landscape, Avenatti strikes me as calm, reserved and rationale by comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (zBaqJ)

58 Presidential material that is, there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (6qErC)

59 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.


4 mil with good behavior.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZghNV)

60 I agree she's a sad case. But she actively worked to take down MY PRESIDENT.

AFAIC she can henceforth experience All the Bad Things.
=====

Agree completely. She's made her bed.....

I just had a rare moment of human emotion. Roll with me....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (JcXHH)

61 I want to know what is happening with the criminal referrals of the lying bints who sleazed Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kD8Fh)

62 >>>Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.



She also laid with horses, goats, Democrats...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (bkUtD)

63 I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to not realize this guy was a crooked grifter the first time he appeared on tv. But they're out there.

Posted by: GregV61 at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (M70rH)

64 61 I want to know what is happening with the criminal referrals of the lying bints who sleazed Brett Kavanaugh.
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kD8Fh)


Nominated for the Congressional Medal of Freedom by Palsi and Jerrold Fupa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (zBaqJ)

65 Stupid bint tried to squeeze money from the POTUS, and she received a divorce, financial ruin, and chlamydia. Probably.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (bkUtD)

66 Has Avenatti written his book yet, or does he have to wait until he's in jail?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (JgA4k)

67 They put up with it, because they liked what he was selling."

He was clickbait walking. What he was selling was network advertising. No wonder they loved him.

Which speaks volumes for the depths to which Progda has sunk. No news, just eyeballs and clicks. That's all they're good for these days. No information, no nothing to help a nation govern itself, nothing of any value out here in the real world, just shitposting for their immature audience.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)

68 58 Presidential material that is, there...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (6qErC)


"I know, right?!"

- - Bill Clinton

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (zBaqJ)

69 The author's was actually a set of siblings who wrote under the name Wormy Spaniels. That 300K was earmarked for chewbones and hair/nail salons.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (qBNEP)

70 >>>38 *Sweats profusely, trying to think of of a way to tie Avenatti, Christian shaming and Game of Thrones into one column*
Posted by: David French

lol

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (PbpT7)

71 A whore stealing from a whore.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (8tppx)

72 I remember when DJT tweeted she was "Horseface", I thought it was harsh. Then I saw a pic of her.

He does have a way with words.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (kD8Fh)

73 MSNBC commentators are SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!.

They were actually pushing this guy as a Presidential candidate a year ago.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

74 Avenatti had said in July that he would consider mounting a bid for the Democratic presidential nomination if Trump sought re-election, and then only if I think that there is no candidate in the race that has a real chance of beating him.

He backed out in December.

Damn.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (EK+Pw)

75 I eagerly await Jake Tapper's deletion of pro-Avenatti tweets.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (bkUtD)

76 62 >>>Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.



She also laid with horses, goats, Democrats...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (bkUtD)


"That's hot! Except she's not 6."

- - Mohammed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (zBaqJ)

77 "Baby, I can get you a Maserati for almost nuthin'. But we have to move fast, or a collector will sniff it out and pay top dollar. All I need is your bank account number and some other stuff and it's in your driveway tomorrow!" - from the book "Things Shady Crooks Say To Steal From Their Clients" by Anonymous.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Pqytn)

78 LMAO, couldn't have happened to a better whore.

Trump the Lightning King and Keeper of the Curse.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

79 Give Avenatti a break.

At least he doesn't have billboards on the highway every 2 miles with his mug on them shouting "I wanna make you some money".....

Alexander Shunnarah hardest hit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)

80
And yet, the apocryphal grabbing of a mish is like a war crime worse than genocide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (zBaqJ)

81 I assume that it is now general knowledge that Project Veritas won again this morning.


http://tinyurl.com/y6puyrvh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (xSo9G)

82 Trump the Lightning King and Keeper of the Curse.
=====

I really, really, really, really want that curse to befall Pelosi. Good and hard.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (JcXHH)

83


Wonder if he nailed Harf with those cornfed legs of hers.


Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (irOdH)

84 Seems to me he worked pretty hard for all that easy money... just sayin.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (gPZ9i)

85 Yeah Avenatti is a sleaze, a criminal, an embarrassingly incompetent operator. But the one fault for which I can never forgive him is that he bought his suits off the rack. The fit was terrible!

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (kD8Fh)

86 I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels. Men have continually used and abused her. And she's let them. Some really awful shit must have happened to her for her to behave that way.

Not that she's a saint, but it's just sad.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)


Jenna Jameson proved you can do a post porn 180. Stormy can too if she is capable of connecting dots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (HA7pH)

87 Bicentennialguy: "I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels..."

That makes one of us. Her behavior has been inexcusable. Not Avenatti-level since he's up there where Satan says, "Dude, you're a really awful person!", but pretty despicable. She coordinated to disrupt a country because it might bring her fame and wealth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (6eEQ+)

88 77 "Baby, I can get you a Maserati for almost nuthin'. But we have to move fast, or a collector will sniff it out and pay top dollar. All I need is your bank account number and some other stuff and it's in your driveway tomorrow!" - from the book "Things Shady Crooks Say To Steal From Their Clients" by Anonymous.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Pqytn)



Don't say that too loud to the guy that drop-kicked Schwarzengger in SA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

89 "Please run for president! You're the only moral choice!"
--CNN begging Avenetti

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

90 I mean how low do you have to be to rip off a middle aged stripper?

We need to come up with a new phrase...like "he avenntti'ed that up"

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (JUOKG)

91 *Deep thoughts with qdpsteve*

If a law enforcement officer behaves in an especially retarded fashion, does that make him or her a LEOtard?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (miE9U)

92 I listened to Avenatti, one time, for 5 minutes. He seemed like a narcissistic lunatic.

How is it I can pick up on this shit when experienced professional reporters can't?

I suspect that almost everyone they deal with is some sort of narcissistic lunatic, and in their crowd, Avenatti doesn't really stand out as anything special.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (rgPG6)

93
So Carolina Power and Light wasn't all it cracked up to be?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pNxlR)

94 Wait a minute, Avenatti is also a female impersonator?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (xSo9G)

95 I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels. Men have continually used and abused her. And she's let them.

For what she's been through in her past to shape her this way, yeah. But not for what she's been up to since then. Daddy creeping into your bed at age 11 messes up a little girl but a grown woman can work around that and make a real life of herself without becoming... whatever she is now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (39g3+)

96 I can tie those three things together:

Michael Avenatti won GOT by making sweet love to Mother of Dragons and when she got preggers, he paid for her late term abortion and beat up the Pro-Life Christians because of their hate speech and then had Drogon spew fire upon them for their sins.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (flrWR)

97 Actually I've heard that the victim's name rhymes with Squirmy Spaniels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

98 Very OT but interesting. A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.

Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.

The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sktRI)

99 I'll never do a day of prison time. I'm filing a coitus interruptus even as we speak.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq. at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (hjaPQ)

100 I suspect that almost everyone they deal with is some sort of narcissistic lunatic, and in their crowd, Avenatti doesn't really stand out as anything special.

Including themselves. Plus: Orange Man Bad, so who cares what he's really like? No enemies on the left, and the end justifies the means, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

101 I listened to Avenatti, one time, for 5 minutes. He seemed like a narcissistic lunatic.
---

TuCar had it right, from the beginning. Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (CDGwz)

102 88 77 "Baby, I can get you a Maserati for almost nuthin'. But we have to move fast, or a collector will sniff it out and pay top dollar. All I need is your bank account number and some other stuff and it's in your driveway tomorrow!" - from the book "Things Shady Crooks Say To Steal From Their Clients" by Anonymous.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Pqytn)



Don't say that too loud to the guy that drop-kicked Schwarzengger in SA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

Whom no charges were pressed against...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (xJa6I)

103 "I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels..."

I feel about as sorry for her as I do HRC. Which is none.
They are my enemy and and I don't have much sympathy to spare for that.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

104 but a grown woman can work around that and make a real life of herself without becoming... whatever she is now.Horseface!"

Fixed.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (kD8Fh)

105 If a law enforcement officer behaves in an especially retarded fashion, does that make him or her a LEOtard?


If I a politician behaves in an espeically retarded fashion does that make him or her a poltard?

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sktRI)

106 Still, 2020 Front Runner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

107 Im pretty sure the victims actual name is Mormy Manuels, who is reportedly a cousin of Mittens Romney, twice removed.

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

108 lol. she got fucked
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)


Occupational hazard. I wonder if this is connected with her public recanting a few days ago of her claim of having an "affair" with Donald Trump; if she is the victim of this particular bit of Creepy Porn Lawyer's machinations.

I remember TuCa criticizing CPL to his face for living lavishly while his putative client, Stormy Daniels, was having to dance in strip joints to pay the bills.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (5Yee7)

109 Good news: now that Avenatti's going down, Stormy will finally get her $300k.

Bad news: after court fees, filing fees, administrative fees, State and Federal Bar fees, liens and taxes, she'll take home about 39 cents.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (miE9U)

110 Well, it's a shake. It's milk and ice cream. It's five dollars. And
they don't put bourbon in it or nothing. We don't know if it's worth
five dollars but it's a pretty fucking good shake.

Posted by: Confection-Chaser Avenatti at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (LuPts)

111 shibumi, hmmm... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (miE9U)

112 Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor: "This Is A Cover Up! It's Time To Start The Impeachment Process!"

-
I liked it better when Al Green was singing Let's Get It On and meant he was trying to get into a chick's pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (+y/Ru)

113 Trump the Lightning King and Keeper of the Curse.
=====

I really, really, really, really want that curse to befall Pelosi. Good and hard.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (JcXHH

xxxxxx

Wait until she gives up and appeases the Crazy Wing of her Democrat Congressional Caucus by greenlighting Impeachment.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (EK+Pw)

114 Very OT but interesting. A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.

Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.

The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.


Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sktRI)


Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald". I don't think Mister Easter Island thought this one through.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (kD8Fh)

115 I'll never do a day of prison time. I'm filing a coitus interruptus even as we speak.
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq.
-----------

Heh. Dream on pal. We're filing a penis captivus even as this is posted.

Posted by: The DoJ at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (CDGwz)

116 Since retiring from making movies I'm getting screwed more but enjoying it less.

Posted by: Stormy D. at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (5fSr7)

117 We were for CPL before we were against him.

Posted by: CNN at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)

118 whatever she is now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They basically used each other - too bad for her he was the biggest user! Too bad for him he's a raging idiot.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (32YRo)

119 Speaking of Christian shaming, I see NR is letting Nicholas "Spit on the Cross" Frankovich stick his stupid ugly snout in the Corner trough again. Fully rehabilitated. Must be a reason the guy is unfirable; somebody knows.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (mk9aG)

120 Daddy creeping into your bed at age 11 messes up a little girl but a grown woman can work around that and make a real life of herself without becoming... whatever she is now."

It happened to Joan Crawford - she was messed up, but she had a hell of a life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

121 May creepy porn lawyer have difficulty keeping a grip on the soap.


IYKWIMAIKYD.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (NAWpr)

122 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Along with the sex tapes. Of their husbands watching.

Maybe a few Slut Walk Of Shames, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Z4rgH)

123 I feel about as sorry for her as I do HRC. Which is none. They are my enemy and and I don't have much sympathy to spare for that.

****************

She tried to destroy a mans marriage for money and fame and has zero remorse. Lets save the sympathy for the more repentant among us.

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (+dsLj)

124 Let's summarize: so far we know he defrauded a client of his who is a paraplegic, and Stormy Daniels. What are the odds that he has defrauded beaucoup others? I say the odds are fantastically good.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

125 Must be a reason the guy is unfirable; somebody knows.
Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (mk9aG)


He smuggles Kristol his meth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (miE9U)

126 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Stake out the local VD treatment center for an advance peek.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (if8r4)

127 Say, how are those US postal fraud charges against Smollet coming along?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (FuOCj)

128 I just keep flashing back to Fargo where the embezzler keeps getting in worse and worse trouble trying to pay back his original theft. Avenetti just kept digging, desperate to stay one step ahead of disaster. If he'd managed to survive long enough to be a serious presidential candidate... he may have gotten away with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

129 >>Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor:


Wht is the combined IQ of the CBC?

175?

180?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

130

D-Lamp only suggested that reporters should get their just desserts.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (UdKB7)

131 Knowing what we know of beloved media personalities, I believe CPL's behavior was normal.

For them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (QATzS)

132 shibumi, hmmm... ;-)

I hope he has a detail following him around 24/7. PDT doesn't wear a vest outside for no reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

133 I liked it better when Al Green was singing Let's Get It On and meant he was trying to get into a chick's pants.

That was a bitchin' tune, baby.

Posted by: Zombie Marvin Gaye at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (EgshT)

134 If a law enforcement officer behaves in an especially retarded fashion, does that make him or her a LEOtard?


If I a politician behaves in an espeically retarded fashion does that make him or her a poltard?
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sktRI

xxxxx

No, it makes them a Democrat.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (EK+Pw)

135 >> Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.



Those scrunts were lining up to suck Bill Clinton's bent, herpetic half- dick.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Z3QcJ)

136 Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

Do you sell LPs?

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (kD8Fh)

137 Is Avenatti now officially the worst lawyer in US history? I mean the list of offenses and seediness is giving all the historically imprisoned lawyers a bad name.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (6eEQ+)

138 Yeah, zero sympathy for Stormy. Tore up a NDA, kept the cash, and trusted a snake like Avennati for media exposure and a book deal. No honor among thieves.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Pqytn)

139 Avenatti's backstage behavior sure seems to hint his law partners are Cocaine & Cocaine.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (pPQeR)

140 We were for CPL before we were against him.
Posted by: CNN at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)
--------

The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)

141 >>Do you sell LPs?



What? Like propane?


Yes.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (Z3QcJ)

142 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

You can bet they lined up so bad he had one of those number machines out front: Now serving #45... oh hello Anne Hathaway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

143 New Dem party presidential frontrunner??

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (+0j/O)

144 I really, really, really, really want that curse to befall Pelosi. Good and hard.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
------
What kills me about Pelosi is that she is such a dimbulb. Not that most most Democrats aren't, but at least Tip O'Neal and etc. were bright political schemers. The current crop are just vapidly stupid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (xSo9G)

145
Avenatti's backstage behavior sure seems to hint his law partners are Cocaine Cocaine.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (pPQeR)


They've moved on and formed an investment group with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (TAmPV)

146 The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.

And down their memory hole it went. Poof.

Posted by: Zombie Marvin Gaye at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (EgshT)

147 "Those scrunts were lining up to suck Bill Clinton's bent, herpetic half- dick." That part did not surprise me. The surprising thing is that some of them _bragged_ about it in print. "I'm proud to be a Democrat Party whore!"

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (mk9aG)

148 Should we demand Elijah Cummings financial records be released, or is that not who we are?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (dNzKv)

149 rhymes with Daniels ... hmmm, spaniels? he screwed cocker spaniels? OMG ... call PETA, we must organize a march.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (Cus5s)

150 Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.

Lay down with Avenatti and get up with crabs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (if8r4)

151 Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (Z3QcJ)

do you have a site with a contact form? I have a question to ask about selling some stuff.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (kD8Fh)

152 She tried to destroy a mans marriage for money and fame and has zero remorse. Lets save the sympathy for the more repentant among us.
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (+dsLj)

And Ford
And Ramirez
And Swetnick

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (JFO2v)

153 Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor: "This Is A Cover Up! It's Time To Start The Impeachment Process!"

this 'tard had two cracks at that victim of congressional harassment fund, that $18million in tax payer funded hush money

story is both incidences involve the same gal and she still works for him

1st was $44k so they went back to the well and skimmed another $200k

Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (XTiHL)

154 148 Should we demand Elijah Cummings financial records be released, or is that not who we are?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (dNzKv)


I suspect if we're checking financial records of Congressmen the CBC will be destroyed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (if8r4)

155 The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)
-------

And here it is. It's from a month ago, but it's evergreen:

https://youtu.be/sfVwotyqhHc

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (aXucN)

156 "Is Avenatti now officially the worst lawyer in US history?

I seriously doubt that. Those fuckers can go pretty low.



present company excluded of course.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (UdKB7)

157 garrett, I just shot you an email. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (miE9U)

158 If I a politician behaves in an espeically retarded fashion does that make him or her a poltard?

A Senator.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (QATzS)

159 story is both incidences involve the same gal and she still works for him

1st was $44k so they went back to the well and skimmed another $200k
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (XTiHL)


Sounds like they're working quite the scam.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (if8r4)

160 52 It sounds like he defrauded a number of clients over the years including Stormy, and it's just coming out now? Why? Because he couldn't deliver anything substantial on Trump and is now useless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (ahS0B)

The most serious case against is the Los Angeles case, and the Feds (including the IRS) have been building that one for over a year - fascinating reading, one of his office employees realized she was scared of him (the rage thing) and so for a year she's been secretly giving the FBI and the IRS every bank and accounting statement he had.

The Nike and Stormy cases make good copy, so that's what will be talked about, but he's easily going to do 20 - 30 years for the Los Angeles cases.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)

161 >>Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (kD8Fh)


No.

But if you send (MisHum? or) CBD an email, they can put you in touch with me.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z3QcJ)

162 garrett, I just e-mailed you a shot.

Posted by: Jim Beam at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (dJ4Y3)

163 The msm were eager to have avenatti on because he is as slimy as they imagine trump to be. They thought one slimeball would know how to take down another. Except they had trump wrong the entire time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (dNzKv)

164 So- you're saying he's not running for President anymore?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (tX5jb)

165 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him


uhhhh

Posted by: Capn Cuck Kristol at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (x7OgJ)

166 Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z3QcJ)

got it

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (kD8Fh)

167 if he is convicted AFTER Dems nominate him for prez, he can still run, right? ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Cus5s)

168 You gotta love the Dems, their big talking point is now 'cover up' but... cover up of what? The non crime of nonexistent collusion that never happened? Its hilarious to watch them lash around desperate to find something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

169 He also deserves a milk-shaking...I mean if this was a fair world and all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (OX6sG)

170 He uses more skull wax than Cummings.
The shit is expensive.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

171 Those scrunts were lining up to suck Bill Clinton's bent, herpetic half- dick.

Lulz.

It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.

Every one. If you know a liberal scrunt, guaranteed she's sucked at least one status cock.....that day alone. It's like a daily vitamin for them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

172 I suspect if we're checking financial records of Congressmen the CBC will be destroyed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (if8r4)

If we did any on the job Drug Tests, the CBC would be destroyed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)

173 So another Democratic criminal

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (BbGew)

174 Avenatti will learn...

It's not gay when it happens in prison.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (hvA/X)

175 Sure, fine, but what does all this mean for Avenatti's chances to be the Democrat presidential nominee?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (4knXT)

176 Weren't there some early Dem nomination polls with Avenatti polling in the mid-teens or so?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (hdzef)

177 Well Not the 1st time Porny Daniels got Fucked for Money

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (BqBId)

178 The TV reminds me that Jim Jones killed a lot of people, and maybe a congressman.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (NVfrr)

179
North Korea calls Joe Biden an "imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being"

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (BqBId)

180
The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.
Posted by: bluebell
--------

T'is here: http://tinyurl.com/yy9gykao

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (xSo9G)

181 Congress has made insider trading legal. How is it that Cummings was broke in 2008, and had to set up a scam with his new wife, who conveniently can't testify against him and vice versa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

182 So another Democratic criminal

Mercy, mercy me. Where's my shocked face?

Posted by: Zombie Marvin Gaye at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)

183 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a
fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.



Every one. If you know a liberal scrunt, guaranteed she's sucked at
least one status cock.....that day alone. It's like a daily vitamin for
them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

OK there's few funny things in here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (OX6sG)

184 It looks like he was charged for illegally impersonating Stormy Daniels and then stealing nearly $300,000 in book advance payments

I'm picturing Avenatti in a wig and with big fake boobs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (4knXT)

185 North Korea calls Joe Biden an "imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being"
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT
--------

Hmph. The NORKs are brighter than the average Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (xSo9G)

186 He was trying to pass as a Stormy Daniels, but his blow jobs were way more enthusiastic. Total giveaway.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (hr5kG)

187 Happy to help, btw.

Got it Stevie.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Z3QcJ)

188 129 >>Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor:


Wht is the combined IQ of the CBC?

175?

180?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

Omar is a -250
Wilson (Fredericka) has to be in the -500 range
The add
Lee from Texas and you are into the 0 Kelvin range (-459 F).

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

189 Liberal scrunts are always screaming about "strong women"

If you have to tell people you're strong, you're not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (if8r4)

190 Christopher R Taylor: "Its hilarious to watch them lash around desperate to find something."

As you know, this isn't about making sense or a case. It's about filling the mediasphere with word salads to conflate the stupid and confuse the ignorant. They are quite rational in their irrationality. It's all they have, and with the MFM as their sidekick, sometimes (and all too often) it works.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (6eEQ+)

191 "If you know a liberal scrunt, guaranteed she's sucked at least one status cock"

The flip side is when they dust off the Lysistrata strategy every couple years. "Embrace our politics or no sex for you!" They have only one card to play, so every game they get into, they have to overplay it. Sleazy, brazen, immoral thirst for power.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (mk9aG)

192 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.
........

How about the Hollywood sluts? I bet What'shercookie Milano is on the list.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

193 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a
fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.
-----

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 22, 2019 06:15 PM (xSo9G)

194 Mike Hammer @ 144- Pelosi. It's the embalming fluid.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 06:15 PM (qBNEP)

195 Wht is the combined IQ of the CBC?

175?

180?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

Omar is a -250
Wilson (Fredericka) has to be in the -500 range
The add
Lee from Texas and you are into the 0 Kelvin range (-459 F).
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)


You've forgotten Maxine Waters's wig, which raises the aggregate IQ a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (if8r4)

196 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a
fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.
-----------

I am NOT a scrunt!

Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (xSo9G)

197 ELINT News @ELINTNews
50s
#BREAKING: Now reports from @AP and others that the number of US troops to be possibly sent to Middle East to deter Iran is over 10,000+

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId)

198 Very OT but interesting. A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.

Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.

The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.


Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sktRI)

Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald". I don't think Mister Easter Island thought this one through.
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (kD8Fh)

Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (tVQUs)

199 'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone. Imagine my shocked face when I read it!

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

200 124 Let's summarize: so far we know he defrauded a client of his who is a paraplegic, and Stormy Daniels. What are the odds that he has defrauded beaucoup others? I say the odds are fantastically good.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

I'll tell you the one that's guaranteed to get him the longest sentence - He owned a little coffee company, and he stole all of his employees Federal Tax Withholding funds. The IRS takes the cantankerous legal position that whenever anyone does this, they haven't stolen money from the employees, they've stolen it directly from the IRS itself. And they prosecute accordingly. (this is a part of the Los Angeles case)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

201
Good news: now that Avenatti's going down, Stormy will finally get her $300k.



Bad news: after court fees, filing fees, administrative fees, State
and Federal Bar fees, liens and taxes, she'll take home about 39 cents.


Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM

---

Even worse news is there is a judgement against her for $300,000 to pay Trump's legal fees.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (JUOKG)

202 one of his office employees realized she was scared of him (the rage thing) and so for a year she's been secretly giving the FBI and the IRS every bank and accounting statement he had.

That's sure to keep him from getting mad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (39g3+)

203 The flip side is when they dust off the Lysistrata strategy every couple years. "Embrace our politics or no sex for you!" They have only one card to play, so every game they get into, they have to overplay it. Sleazy, brazen, immoral thirst for power.
Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (mk9aG)


So now it's a bidding war? Kind of like union negotiations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (if8r4)

204 Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (tVQUs)


And the Trump Curse's middle name is...BOOMERANG

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (kD8Fh)

205 'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone.


So that explains the big exhaust pipe coming out of Tibet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (4knXT)

206 Did someone mention Elijah Cummings?

Top Democrat's Wife May Have Gained 'Illegal Private Benefit' From His Committee Activities

A charity run by the wife of Rep. Elijah Cummings received millions from special interest groups and corporations that had business before her husband's committee and could have been used illegally, according to an IRS complaint filed by an ethics watchdog group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

207 >>Even worse news is there is a judgement against her for $300,000 to pay Trump's legal fees.


She is going to be doing Donkey Shows well into her 80s.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Z3QcJ)

208 Just keep repeating "cover up" enough, with a smattering of "worse than watergate" and eventually it will penetrate to the livs and they will think it is true.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

209 Bbbbut bbbbbut bbbbut Trump said something 20 years ago!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (FiUMj)

210 199
'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned
ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone. Imagine my shocked
face when I read it!


Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

I didn't know Mexican food was a thing there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (OX6sG)

211 I'm picturing Avenatti in a wig and with big fake boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (4knXT)

He crawled inside an Extra-large blow-up doll wearing it ala 'Buffalo Bill' skin-suit.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+0j/O)

212 The flip side is when they dust off the Lysistrata strategy every couple years. "Embrace our politics or no sex for you!"

Given the heaving, stinky crayola-haired freaks most of them are, that's not a very compelling strategy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (39g3+)

213 178 The TV reminds me that Jim Jones killed a lot of people, and maybe a congressman.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (NVfrr)

Just going to show that nobody's all bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)

214 When Avenatti gets to prison he's planning to install a gallows pole at center stage.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (LuPts)

215 Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (tVQUs)

Posted by: Jefe Juan Donaldo at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

216 What is the combined IQ of the CBC?
--------

We're well into milliKohm range.

Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (xSo9G)

217 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

Maxine Waters, Kamala Sutra, Mooch ... are you telling me that that's their natural hair? Why are they trying to pass as duskier versions of white women?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (if8r4)

218 The Congressional Black Caucus is nothing more than a Disorganized Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Z3QcJ)

219 Didn't Madonna promise to do something naughty during the 2016 campaign? I don't think she meant it, though.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Pqytn)

220 Anyone else see the news that Stormy Daniels now says she never had sex with Trump and they never had an affair? I posted a link this morning.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (jUVms)

221 Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch
---------

Literally - 'God is Gracious', I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (xSo9G)

222 She is going to be doing Donkey Shows well into her 80s.

Speaking of performing into her 80s, I saw the Yoko vid last nite, her performance at her 80th birthday. Yes, it was atrocious, and some of her behavior exactly mimicked my elderly aunt who unfortunately suffers from dementia. But I do have to extend some props to Old Yoko for still putting it out there.

I just wish there were thought bubbles above the band's heads.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (kD8Fh)

223 A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.



Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.



The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.

Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald".
Trump's middle name is John.
_______

and 313 is the area code for Detroit

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (gPZ9i)

224 Bbbbut bbbbbut bbbbut Trump said something 20 years ago!!!!

"Stormy said Trump lasted only 1 minute in sex! hee hee hee"
--literally what I read from a leftist recently in response to this story

Its like dealing with a mongoloid 5 year old. Between drooling and eating their own poop they vote straight D

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)

225 A charity run by the wife of Rep. Elijah Cummings
received millions from special interest groups and corporations that had
business before her husband's committee and could have been used
illegally, according to an IRS complaint filed by an ethics watchdog
group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

When you hear Lib and Non-Profit. Replace NP with money laundering.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (OX6sG)

226 You gotta love the Dems, their big talking point is now 'cover up' but... cover up of what? The non crime of nonexistent collusion that never happened? Its hilarious to watch them lash around desperate to find something.
=====

It's their same, tired playbook.

You know who else orchestrated a cover-up?

Richard Nixon

So we're back to the nostalgia of their halcyon days.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (JcXHH)

227 My new show:
I Aborted Michael Avenatti's Love Child

Posted by: What'shercookie Milano at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

228 174 Avenatti will learn...

It's not gay when it happens in prison.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (hvA/X)

As the bear said. This aint about the hunting is it?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

229 Mark Levin is playing a clip of President Trump talking about this whole Mueller collusion investigation, everything he has done turning over information.
I really feel sorry for him for what Democrats are doing to him.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (BbGew)

230 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.
-----------

I am NOT a scrunt!
Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (xSo9G)


But you DO lick pole, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (if8r4)

231 Now that's funny, yes it is. A bottom feeding lawyer, known to be fvcking mental, is given face time because 'Orange man bad' and it turns out he was a lying peice of shit that was stealing from the porn star that accused the President of screwing her which she has also denied.

Yeah, the narrative driven fucktards deserve their reputations and bottom feeder scum sucking asshole status.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (qZdIZ)

232 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

"That ain't no white woman's wig"
--James Brown

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

233 Who the hell sees " John 3:13" and thinks "What is happening at that frame of the zapruder film?"

Oh, zerohedge commenter. Never mind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

234 'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned
ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone. Imagine my shocked
face when I read it!


Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

___

Next thing you'll tell me their 8% GDP growth for the past 25 years has been bullshit as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (FiUMj)

235 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

236 Given the heaving, stinky crayola-haired freaks most of them are, that's not a very compelling strategy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----------

Chris has a certain way with words.

Pretty sure I'm going to steal that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (xSo9G)

237 I'll tell you the one that's guaranteed to get him the longest sentence - He owned a little coffee company, and he stole all of his employees Federal Tax Withholding funds. The IRS takes the cantankerous legal position that whenever anyone does this, they haven't stolen money from the employees, they've stolen it directly from the IRS itself. And they prosecute accordingly. (this is a part of the Los Angeles case)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
----------

Ah. That sounds like he's got a fun time coming. And I had forgotten about the Nike case. This all makes me wonder if this guy ever did anything legit in his life. I'm serious.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (aXucN)

238 >>You know who else orchestrated a cover-up?

>Richard Nixon

>>So we're back to the nostalgia of their halcyon days.


Ah yes, another great Dem victory built on lies and abuse of process.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Z3QcJ)

239 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (ahS0B)

240 What to do? What to do? Oldest child, pretty conservative when it comes to economic and 1st/2nd amendment issues. Moderate with some social issues. Conservative with others. Liberal with some. Has a good job and an engineering degree. Has short and long term goals.
Yet, has chosen to become engaged to a woman that epitomizes the sjw. Every stereotype. It's there.
We fear that he is very possibly throwing his life away. We tried really tried to have him take his time and not rush into anything. Wouldn't take our advice. We have now tried to be accepting and supportive. However, do not have a good gut feel about this.
It's so sad to be unhappy about a wedding, non traditional mind you, but still a wedding. Very very worried and sad about this whole situation.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx8)

241 I saw A Thousand Cucks Bleating open for Squirrel Nut Zippers at Red Rocks in 2004.

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (eVYQ6)

242 Oh, zerohedge commenter. Never mind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

LOL, my thought exactly!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

243 "Stormy said Trump lasted only 1 minute in sex! hee hee hee"
--literally what I read from a leftist recently in response to this story

Its like dealing with a mongoloid 5 year old. Between drooling and eating their own poop they vote straight D
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)


This just in: John Holmes is throwing his ... uh ... well, we draw a discreet veil over what he's throwing, but he's throwing it into the ring for the Democrat nomination for President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (if8r4)

244 Whoops; Sorry

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

OT-Bitter Clinger; I sent you an e-mail in response to the one you sent me. I hope that it will lift your spirits a bit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (ahS0B)

245 garrett, thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (miE9U)

246 If you add up the letters in " charming ultra soft" it equals 313. That is trumps favorite toilet paper!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (dNzKv)

247 Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx

___

"throwing his life away" is a bit harsh. FWIW one of my BFFs, about as conservative as they get, married a hard core lib. 10 years, 2 kids and 3 dogs later his life is just fine. And he's no less of a rightie than he was pre-her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (FiUMj)

248 217 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

Maxine Waters, Kamala Sutra, Mooch ... are you telling me that that's their natural hair? Why are they trying to pass as duskier versions of white women?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (if8r4)

Cultural Appropriation

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

249 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (ahS0B)

...

Thanks Fen, I did and it did!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (oFlMR)

250 Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx

Prayer does work, may take a while though.

Try to be optimistic maybe your awful future DIL will start to see things your conservative son's way. In the meantime, pray.

Or you could pay a hooker to seduce your son, film the action, then send it to the son's stoopid fiancé.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kD8Fh)

251 As the bear said. This aint about the hunting is it?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

Had to look it up

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (OX6sG)

252 If you add up the letters in " charming ultra soft" it equals 313. That is trumps favorite toilet paper!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (dNzKv)



Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (4knXT)

253 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

Ummmmmmm.....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z+IKu)

254 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)
........

No, you don't have to wear gloves for the cash.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

255 >>It's so sad to be unhappy about a wedding, non traditional mind you, but still a wedding. Very very worried and sad about this whole situation.


It's only marriage. These things are temporary.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z3QcJ)

256 Sure, fine, but what does all this mean for Avenatti's chances to be the Democrat presidential nominee?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (4knXT)


Lyndon LaRouche still got over 25k votes for preezy in 1988, while he was in prison.

And as a funny aside, I couldn't remember his name, so I used 'kook presidential candidates' in DDG as a search term; sure enough, LaRouche popped up first.

But Biden was third. hehehehehehe

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z4rgH)

257 What exactly did Avenatti bring to the table to become a permaguest with MSNBC?
I realize he increased their IQ and general mortality.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (JgA4k)

258 Wheels within wheels, man.


ahem... Detroit? Wheels?

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (gPZ9i)

259 235 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

Cant catch VD from the $$

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

260 Yet, has chosen to become engaged to a woman that epitomizes the sjw.

She must play a mean skin flute.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (kD8Fh)

261 223 A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.



Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.



The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.

Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald".
Trump's middle name is John.
_______

and 313 is the area code for Detroit
Posted by: IP


Amazon Prime will same day a kayak for $313

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (nFwvY)

262 248 217 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

Maxine Waters, Kamala Sutra, Mooch ... are you telling me that that's their natural hair? Why are they trying to pass as duskier versions of white women?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (if8r4)

Cultural Appropriation
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (JFO2v)/i]

I'm actually serious. You'd think they do the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle and grow out enormous Afros. But nope. They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

This makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (if8r4)

263 Cant catch VD from the $$

you don't know where that $$ has been.

Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (B+t5k)

264 Impersonated Stormy Daniels...blond wig, red lipstick, double D bra stuffed with falsies, pink cashmere sweater? Oh, they're going to love him in cellblock D.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (COzlW)

265 "Turns out a lot of our media knew what kind of guy Avenatti was"

Gotta love the naivete here. This is the same media that, every Sunday in season, reports what happened on SNL the night before, AS IF it was f'n _news_. As if SNL was some kind of cultural touchstone to all of them, like the Doonesbury-worshipping druids that they are.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (mk9aG)

266 It's only marriage. These things are temporary.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z3QcJ)


Yes the union can be temporary, but the part about her getting half his shit when they divorce is kind of permanent.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (kD8Fh)

267 >>She must play a mean skin flute.


First chair at Swarthmore!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z3QcJ)

268 Jay Guevara @ 217- Back in the old days black folk (especially women) used products like Artra SkinTone Cream to make themselves lighter. I witnessed this as a child, and they told me they would be white one day. Of course the old Grannies told the girls lighten up and to marry 'bright-skinned' men so they wouldn't have black babies. Seriously not making this up.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (qBNEP)

269 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

what is cleaner, something that is touched by hundreds every day, all kinds of diseases, have no idea where it has been, or the cash?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

270 I'm actually serious. You'd think they do the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle and grow out enormous Afros. But nope. They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

This makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (if8r4)

___

See also black dudes preaching about black pride and all the rest and then fucking nothing by white womYns.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (FiUMj)

271 Stormy Daniels. Can't work up a lot of sympathy for her.

But the new MR AoS style guide it terrific.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (0z/5y)

272 It's so sad to be unhappy about a wedding, non traditional mind you, but still a wedding. Very very worried and sad about this whole situation.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx

Almost every engineer I've ever known makes bad choices where women are concerned. Look at the bright side, you won't feel bad about the divorce when it comes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)

273 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)
........

No, you don't have to wear gloves for the cash.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
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Depends where its been.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (IFKOp)

274 >>Yes the union can be temporary, but the part about her getting half his shit when they divorce is kind of permanent.


He's about to learn a valuable lesson.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Z3QcJ)

275 They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

Yeah that one actually does puzzle me, I should ask Baldilocks about it. She usually has some good insight into things like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)

276 241 I saw A Thousand Cucks Bleating open for Squirrel Nut Zippers at Red Rocks in 2004.
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (eVYQ6)

ead that as Beating a Thousand Cuck and thot, Good Start.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

277 you don't know where that $$ has been.
Posted by: woolly bully
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A lot of buck-tucking occurs at strip clubs, I'm told.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (xSo9G)

278 "Very very worried and sad about this whole situation."

Anything you do to discourage him will backfire. You have to let your kid make his own mistakes and hope you've trained him well enough. Be positive, and hope for the best.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

279 " why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs? "

Chris Rock did a documentary on black womens' hair. It is a deep subject.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (mk9aG)

280
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
45m
Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)

281 >>She must play a mean skin flute.


Not for long, they're gettin' married!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Z3QcJ)

282 Detroit Wheels?

Somebody paging Mitch Rider?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (8tppx)

283 "247"throwing his life away" is a bit harsh. FWIW one of
my BFFs, about as conservative as they get, married a hard core lib. 10
years, 2 kids and 3 dogs later his life is just fine. And he's no less
of a rightie than he was pre-her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (FiUMj)"
..
Strongly disagree. For every example like this among people I know, I can pull up a dozen or two horror stories.
De-moonbat a person BEFORE you marry them - and preferably before you get serious with them. Or at least establish that they have reasonable potential.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (eAshZ)

284 First chair at Swarthmore!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z3QcJ)


My cousin actually went there for a year. He couldn't wait to GTFO. He transferred to some party school in Florida.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (kD8Fh)

285 266 It's only marriage. These things are temporary.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z3QcJ)

Yes the union can be temporary, but the part about her getting half his shit when they divorce is kind of permanent.
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (kD8Fh)

Ayup. And a large chunk of his future income stream to boot. Especially if they have kids.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

286 If you add up the letters in " charming ultra soft" it equals 313. That is trumps favorite toilet paper!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (dNzKv)

==================
"Did you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'life'?"

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Pqytn)

287 Son took a lovely girl he's been friends with on a date to a very nice restaurant the other night.

As the entrees arrived, she informed him she has a boyfriend. Indian (dotted) doctor in NYC. She's Indian as well, and Christian, and son has gone to church with her a few times.

Seems she has an arranged marriage in her future, and future husband is paying her college tuition.

Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

288 "throwing his life away" is a bit harsh. FWIW one of my BFFs, about as conservative as they get, married a hard core lib. 10 years, 2 kids and 3 dogs later his life is just fine. And he's no less of a rightie than he was pre-her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (FiUMj)


I have a conservative buddy whose wife is a liberal, and they've been married for many decades. I suspect that they don't talk about politics.

BUT ... she's a sweetheart, although she has duck feathers for brains.

Marrying an SJW means that avoiding politics is pretty much off the table. You are DEFINITELY going to hear about it, and that is going to grate fast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (if8r4)

289 Lyndon LaRouche still got over 25k votes for preezy in 1988, while he was in prison. "

We have a local county constable here who is petitioning to get his suspension lifted and his job back, now that he's finished his 6 month sentence in Federal Prison for Income Tax Evasion. No joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

290 263 Cant catch VD from the $$

you don't know where that $$ has been.
Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (B+t5k)

less places than that pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

291 maybe

Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (B+t5k)

292 Cocaine Mitch pushing judges through today.

Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (hvA/X)

293 3/13 = March 13

Number of letter is March = 5

5+13 = 18

8 + 1 = 9

how many letters in the word president? You guessed it......NINE!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (FiUMj)

294 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

At least she told him before he gave her a ring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

295 thank God my BF loves Trump. He never voted in his life until 2016.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (kD8Fh)

296 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


That's kind of a big thing I'd say...

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gPZ9i)

297 I'm actually serious. You'd think they do the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle and grow out enormous Afros. But nope. They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

This makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (if8r4)


The AA vote is in the bag already.

They get those fake hair extension and get it de-kinkified to appeal to soccer mom and church ladies.

White folk can't identify with you when you look like Dr. J in the ABA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (oFlMR)

298 how many letters in the word president? You guessed it......NINE!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (FiUMj)

ROFL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

299 Meatball soup, it's good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (NVfrr)

300 Chris Rock did a documentary on black womens' hair. It is a deep subject.

I watched that, and it was really good. Except the parts where Al Sharpton were in it. Those were a waste.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (39g3+)

301 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.

*sigh*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

they split the check right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (OX6sG)

302 Senate Cloakroom
@SenateCloakroom
Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (BqBId)

303 Marrying an SJW means that avoiding politics is pretty much off the table. You are DEFINITELY going to hear about it, and that is going to grate fast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (if8r4)

___

My friend's wife is very SWJ. But whatevs. We all get along. And she's smoking hot too. So....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (FiUMj)

304 Seems she has an arranged marriage in her future, and future husband is paying her college tuition.

Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

He should've snuck out the back and left her with the check. What a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

305 Almost every engineer I've ever known makes bad choices where women are concerned. Look at the bright side, you won't feel bad about the divorce when it comes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)
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Now, now, don't generalize like that. My father and two brothers are engineers and they are all happily married to their (first) wives for decades - my parents just celebrated their 60th anniversary.

Requiem, freaked at #278 is right. You raised him, now he makes his own decisions and you just hope for the best. There are plenty of people here who are married to spouses with opposite political beliefs to theirs - and they are doing fine. Don't worry about something over which you have no control. And if you're the praying type, pray.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (aXucN)

306 >>Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


Did he at least get to sample the Naan?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (Z3QcJ)

307 250.

She was part of the pro abortion protests here in our state. Not sure if yesterday or the day before. But she was there.

Definitely praying. Also hoping for the best. Talking with son hasn't helped and I dont want to risk turning him away from us. I want him to know that we will be there for him if needed in good and bad times.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (nLmx8)

308 267 >>She must play a mean skin flute.


First chair at Swarthmore!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z3QcJ)

On the MimI Alford Scholarship

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

309 "You guessed it......NINE!! "

Holy Shit!

Posted by: Herman Cane at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

310 Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (BqBId)

Wow. 2 Dems voted yes. Should I buy a lottery ticket? Full moon? Apocalypse?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (FiUMj)

311 Grabbing Stormy by the pussy and stealing her money is a double dip, and it's not nice to double dip.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

312 280
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
45m
Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)



Trump's short game is like lightening and his
long game is like a sharpshooter.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (0z/5y)

313 less places than that pussy
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (JFO2v)
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Fewer.

Posted by: Stannis Baratheon at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (IFKOp)

314 Ouch it's hot

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (NVfrr)

315
I have a conservative buddy whose wife is a liberal, and they've
been married for many decades. I suspect that they don't talk about
politics.



BUT ... she's a sweetheart, although she has duck feathers for brains.


We're very good friends with a couple like that. The husband is a gun-owning, Trump-loving conservative. She thinks guns are terrible and Trump is a pig. They just never, ever discuss politics.

Somehow, it works for them. Nearly 30 years married, two happy successful kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

316 Whoa, 313

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (dNzKv)

317 At least she told him before he gave her a ring.

Yeah a ... woman... pulled that on my brother. She was all kinds of sweet and romantic to him and they even went on dates then she admitted that she was married. Uhm... seems like that could have come up earlier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (39g3+)

318 Don't let milkshakes distract you, this is what winning looks like.

I DRINK IT UP. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (FCO1j)

319 Personally I would be a lot less worried about my kid losing half their shit and a chunk of their income for a decade or three after a divorce, than I would worry about having their spouse drop a dime and get us all killed a few years from now.

This is kind of a big deal. There is no ambiguity in my family about this; you marry a moonbat, then as far as you can tell, we will have ceased to exist.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (eAshZ)

320 He is definitely a three way hero.

1. Took out Stormy Daniels.

2. His client in the Kavanaugh cluster-fuck was the one who's story was so outlandish that everyone finally realized it was all lies.

3. Took himself out.

Possible 4th, he also implicated another highly visible a DemonRat lawyer in his attempts to extort Nike. Can't remember that assholes name.

He probably also has stage 3 syphilis, because why not? He certainly acts like there are spirochetes burrowing tunnels in his brain. And passed that to half the reporters in DC and NYC, male, female and other.

So he may be a dodeca-hero. Time will tell.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (fdxBF)

321
We have a local county constable here who is petitioning to get his suspension lifted and his job back, now that he's finished his 6 month sentence in Federal Prison for Income Tax Evasion. No joke.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption. Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

In many ways, he is emblematic of the party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)

322 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

Did he at least be his skin flute tuned up?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

323 http://bit.ly/2EluyHB
*******
Demanding To Know Why He Allowed President Trump To Get Elected, Dems Subpoena God | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

324 Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (nLmx

You sound like a good parent. I'm sure it will all work out.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (kD8Fh)

325 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten. To both men.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)

326 Anything you do to discourage him will backfire. You have to let your kid make his own mistakes and hope you've trained him well enough. Be positive, and hope for the best.
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)


Certainly true. The trick is to get her to reveal her true colors in front of him, repeatedly, until he starts to have doubts on his own.

I told my sons never mind the nookie. If you're not compatible with someone philosophically AND financially," you're going to have tough sledding.

*By which I mean if you're prudent with money, and work and save and invest, and she burns through money like a drunken sailor on shore leave, you've got a problem. A BIG problem. Before saying "I do," better straighten that shit out, or you'll be battling a lot more than your screwing. Fortunately, I followed my own advice, so peace and harmony reign at stately Chez Guevara.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (if8r4)

327 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

they split the check right?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (OX6sG)


Nope. She didn't offer, and he didn't ask. He paid. That's how he was raised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

328 327 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

they split the check right?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (OX6sG)

Nope. She didn't offer, and he didn't ask. He paid. That's how he was raised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)


That's what she was counting on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

329 His client in the Kavanaugh cluster-fuck was the one who's story was so outlandish that everyone finally realized it was all lies.

Yeah he took it too far. After Judge Moore and the yearbook story people were a bit skeptical this time and he just gave them the reason to shake their heads and walk away from the huckster. Dems really slit their own throat on that one. Kinda makes it tough to top when Ginsberg is finally officially retired or off to her final reward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (39g3+)

330 Emergency prayer request

A mother-a poster named Michelle wrote me the following earlier today and I just got it as I was away:

Our son was in a very bad car accident on Sunday evening. He had a tear in his aorta that they thought they couldn't repair, but they did. They had to reroute several arteries to prevent brain damage from lack of blood during repair, so the risk of stroke is very high. He is still in ICU with punctured lung (on high pressure oxygen or it deflates), broken ribs, lacerated spleen, broken hip, and almost every bone in the right side of his face is broken including his jaw. He is only 18 and our sweet boy, and needs every single prayer he can get.


Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ahS0B)

331 Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption. Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

In many ways, he is emblematic of the party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)


How is this guy is not leading the Dems Presidential poll right now?

He checks all the boxes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

332 325 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten. To both men.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)

Don't know if it's the case in this particular, but a lot of women treat men like meal tickets.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (mX8Vr)

333 IPspouse is a small "d" Iowa Democrat. We have a couple topics we avoid, sure. But so did my ex and I. She and I were married 20 years and she was a capital "D" Chicago Dem. It can work.

Molly Hemingway had a tweet the other day, "Trump 2020, You don't have to admit you voted for him this time either!"

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (gPZ9i)

334 325 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten. To both men.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)


It really is.

It's hard to escape the conclusion that she just wanted a free meal.

Unless she's having second thoughts about the arranged marriage, but then what about the guy paying her tuition?

I suspect your son is well out of it, and got off cheaply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (if8r4)

335 oh, wanted to mention this, email from the Biden campaign:


Republicans across the country are ushering in extreme laws that clearly violate the right to choose that is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, as the Supreme Court explained in Roe v. Wade.


[ok, I'll choose that Glock]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ZqRa6)

336 318 Don't let milkshakes distract you, this is what winning looks like.

I DRINK IT UP. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (FCO1j)


In Soviet Russia, Trump milkshakes the bed obama speed in, or something.

Posted by: Chris Steele at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t6MX/)

337 Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption. Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

In many ways, he is emblematic of the party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)
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Hey, it worked for Marion Barry!

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN)

338 That CNN contributor Micheal Avenetti

Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I5LRE)

339 The first milk shake that hits a demofascist we will hear about how evil this throwing of milkshakes are. Only the worst people do that type of thing. It will come from demofascists and Never Trumpers, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (pw+jk)

340 I hate fucking autocucumber.

Posted by: Chris Steele at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (t6MX/)

341 Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten.

Yeah but... I've known more than a few women who think its okay to do little stuff like that for fun "once in a while." Basically its women who want romance and free meals without strings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

342 Thank you freaked and bluebell.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (nLmx8)

343 >>Don't know if it's the case in this particular, but a lot of women treat men like meal tickets.


I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Z3QcJ)

344 331 Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption.

___

Forget Charlotte. This guy needs to move to Chicago and run. He'd win a landslide with that type of resume.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (FiUMj)

345 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date
with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's
just rotten. To both men.



Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)


Yep. He laughed about it at Mother's Day brunch. But I could tell he was hurt.


He went out with the ex-girlfriend of a Marine buddy the other night (buddy dumped her and went back to MD for a job). We've met her and she's sweet and pretty. But I told son, "You'd better be DAMNED SURE your buddy is totally okay with you seeing his ex."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

346
Bad Boy, Bad Boy - a limerick

He certainly isn't John Gotti
His crime spree is nasty but spotty
A crook with a gift
For sleaze, dirt and grift
The execrable Mike Avenaughty

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (m45I2)

347 Possible 4th, he also implicated another highly visible a DemonRat lawyer in his attempts to extort Nike. Can't remember that assholes name.

Marc Geragos?

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (kD8Fh)

348 It's something a guy will likely experience quite a few times in the process of dating. Nothing for the kid to get broke up about, but something to learn from.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (mX8Vr)

349 Prayers up, Fen.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (qBNEP)

350 >>Republicans across the country are ushering in extreme laws that clearly violate the right to choose that is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution


These people just breezed right on through Civics Class, didn't they?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Z3QcJ)

351 I keep wondering why Trump paid her off. I know that he didn't sleep with her.

Or was it Cohen paying her off because he thought Trump had?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PHotS)

352 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.
That's kind of a big thing I'd say...
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gPZ9i)

Hey, a free meal is a free meal.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Z+IKu)

353 right to choose that is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, as the Supreme Court explained in Roe v. Wade.


[ok, I'll choose that Glock]
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ZqRa6)

can I choose school
nope
right to work
no no
carry gun
never
where I buy health insurance
fuck you

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

354 Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

"Oh hell that's nothin' has he been impeached for corruption?"
--Congressman Alcee Hastings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

355 Don't know if it's the case in this particular, but a lot of women treat men like meal tickets.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (mX8Vr)


True, but that's OK. If she views you as a wallet on the hoof, the sooner you find that out, the better. Pro tip: watch how she treats people she doesn't have to be nice to (e.g., waiters). If she's a bitch to them, it's a dead giveaway. She'll be that way with you someday, too.

When I was single, more than once I considered going to the men's room, kicking out a window, and escaping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (if8r4)

356 Unless she's having second thoughts about the arranged marriage, but then what about the guy paying her tuition?
=====

Ha! Wendy Davis redux

D'Oh Boy probably dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (JcXHH)

357 So he may be a dodeca-hero. Time will tell.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (fdxBF)

Depending what the feds have he may be more because he seems to have been pretty sloppy, and that may roll up a lot of others.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (QATzS)

358 >> I told son, "You'd better be DAMNED SURE your buddy is totally okay with you seeing his ex."


A guy never truly loses a chick. Just his place in line.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Z3QcJ)

359 Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ahS0B)


That's awful. Prayers up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

360 The wheels are falling off Avenetti's milkshake.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

361 Nope. She didn't offer, and he didn't ask. He paid. That's how he was raised.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)





That's what she was counting on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. Expect she'll want introduce him to her girlfriend.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:39 PM (OX6sG)

362 Didn't Stormy admit she never had an affair with Donny Two Scoops?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

363 Avenatti is the kind of lawyer I would expect someone to retain, if he/she had no trusted contacts in the local legal community to provide a private, expert assessment... you aint gonna find out the guy you're about to hire is a scumbucket by looking in the Yellow Pages.

Stormy will get her money back from the NY Bar Assn victim's fund. She may have to wait a good while, though.

Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or the comparative advantages of term life & whole life?

Play "Gloria," btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (Cssks)

364 Did you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'life'?


I did not.

Posted by: a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

365 Pro tip: watch how she treats people she doesn't have to be nice to (e.g., waiters). If she's a bitch to them, it's a dead giveaway.

Always good to look out for. She'll be on her best behavior with you, because she wants you to like her. But watch how she treats everyone else. That's what she's really like. Or he, for the ladies.

That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

366 I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM


I'm your huckleberry double-stuft extra-large Moon Pie.

Posted by: Cora "Trigglypuff" Segal at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (2pwqc)

367 "Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family"

Done did it.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

368 Fortunately, I followed my own advice, so peace and harmony reign at stately Chez Guevara.

Amen to that.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (lD3vL)

369 Those Brits are fucking savages. It's no wonder they have rickets.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (LuPts)

370
And he was a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination and then the Presidency. Shoo-in.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace


Consolation prize: Illinois governor

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (X3lUd)

371 Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or .....



The Blues are always a great topic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

372 Yep. Expect she'll want introduce him to her girlfriend.


A menage a trois?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

373 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)

374 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

http://tinyurl.com/y69qoqsz

Yeah, that makes sense. Its all our faults. But hey, he launched a task force. A TASK FORCE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

375 https://on.wsj.com/2EtjeZX
*******
Barr Says He Is Fighting for the Presidency, Not Trump - WSJ

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BqBId)

376 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.

There is a reason that throughout history and even today, arranged marriages are by far the norm.

The Western plan of getting drunk at a bar and making marriage plans based on how good the sex is, is wanting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)

377 373 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)

You're too young to be this cynical.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

378 Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.

Prayers up for him and his family.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (HaL55)

379 Ahhh....I have peace and quiet in my house this evening for the first time in three weeks. Guests have gone to dinner at a friend's house, and husband isn't home yet.

I've got all my planning done for one funeral reception, and think I'll treat myself to a small cocktail while I breath deeply and savor the quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

380 330. Fenelonspoke:
How heartwrenching. This young man and his family will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nLmx8)

381 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

http://tinyurl.com/y69qoqsz

Yeah, that makes sense. Its all our faults. But hey, he launched a task force. A TASK FORCE!
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Groovy. More sweet, sweet taxpayer moolah for his buds.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (IFKOp)

382 Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or .....

You damn right I got 'em

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

383 Too bad, that 300k could've gone a long way to paying off president Trump's legal fees.

How do you not know that was the whole point of the arrangement? If she didn't have the money, she couldn't pay.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (lD3vL)

384 354 Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

"Oh hell that's nothin' has he been impeached for corruption?"
--Congressman Alcee Hastings
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)


The bruthas got the vote. This is what they did with it: Alcee Hastings, Hank Johnson, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (if8r4)

385 I've got all my planning done for one funeral reception, and think I'll treat myself to a small cocktail while I breath deeply and savor the quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

Make it a double. Hell, a triple.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

386 The Blues are always a great topic.

Play your beloved "Gloria" if you must, but your hopes and dreams are going to be scattered all over Boston.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (gPZ9i)

387 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

Gavin Newsome is a national disgrace.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

388 Speaking only for myself, I'm voting Avenatti in the 2020 Dem primary.

Posted by: Miklos, man of principle at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

389 377 373 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)

You're too young to be this cynical.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

What can I say, some people learn from the mistakes of others.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (mX8Vr)

390
I've got all my planning done for one funeral reception, and think I'll
treat myself to a small cocktail while I breath deeply and savor the
quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)



Make it a double. Hell, a triple.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)


*ponders*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

391 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

The disgrace is that we let nutjobs run around loose, and tolerate vagrants and druggies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (if8r4)

392 There is a reason that throughout history and even today, arranged marriages are by far the norm.

Yeah, as many drawbacks as that system has, relying on young foolish and often drunk people to decide their ideal mate is not exactly working like gangbusters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

393 so I've been given a prescription anti-inflammatory, and learned i cant drink taking it. Never would have had it filled. Stupid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (OX6sG)

394 The Western plan of getting drunk at a bar and making marriage plans based on how good the sex is, is wanting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)
......

I'm not entirely sure that's the only Western plan, though it certainly is one.

Nephews met their girlfriends in college, dated for a few years, and got married after graduation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (oFlMR)

395 Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ahS0B)
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Oh no. Poor Michelle. I have a son the same age and I can imagine how terrified she is. I'll be praying for her, her son, and the family.

Thank you, Fen.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)

396
Prayers up for the Lad, Fen..

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (gPZ9i)

397 Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)


The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: Miklos, Wargaming this out at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

398 I think the St Louis / Boston cup final is going to be good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDe2U)

399 Thanks, folks, for the prayers for the 18 year old in a bad car accident.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ahS0B)

400 9 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.
______________

Some article said there's over 300 years of potential prison time for the CA case (where he stole the $4 million settlement from the quadriplegic, brain-damaged client).

There are only 2 counts in the federal indictment on the Stormy Daniels' book deal theft: wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. The wire fraud charge (which looks to be a slam-dunk, as he forged Stormy's signature on a letter that directed her publisher to make her book payments directly to Avenatti's client trust account) carries a potential 30-year sentence, and the agg i.d. theft adds on another mandatory 2-year minimum sentence to whatever sentence he gets for the wire fraud.

And there are other crimes that he has been accused of that he hasn't yet been charged with (as far as I know). For example, Stormy says that he stole hundreds of thousands of dollars that had been donated for her in a GoFundMe account, and she also says that he set up a second, fraudulent online donation account in her name, and stole that money also.

And who knows how many other clients he has defrauded? Probably lots more to come.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (k4dH2)

401 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

The disgrace is that we let nutjobs run around loose become Governor of California, and tolerate vagrants and druggies.
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FIFY

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (IFKOp)

402
The Western plan of getting drunk at a bar and making marriage plans based on how good the sex is, is wanting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)


A plan devised and imposed by Big Divorce Law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (X3lUd)

403 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".



Fuck that, it's ALL CALIFORNIA'S DISGRACE.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

404 Jay

U forgot Cold Cash Jefferson.

I believe a lot of white Congresscritters have gone to the Graybar too, btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Cssks)

405 That bastard! He ripped me off!!!

Posted by: Porny Scandals at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Dh1wo)

406 20 Is he part of the Democrat clown car? He should be, they need his moral gravitas.

Bottom men... bottom men, I tell you!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (PxNLB)

407 And who knows how many other clients he has defrauded? Probably lots more to come.

So like 5 years and probation? I mean if treason doesn't even make you serve a puny 20 year sentence...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

408 Our son had his back x-rayed at the VA on Monday (after waiting for FIVE YEARS), also his shoulder. His right arm is constantly numb from the elbow to his finger tips. He's supposed to get the results tomorrow.

It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

409 This guy does not speak for us.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyers Local 312 at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

410 Make it a double. Hell, a triple.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

*ponders*

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Tito he's a-callin'
Coming round the bend
And I had had a triple
Since I don't know when

Posted by: Miklos, repurposing at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

411 If someone through a chocolate milkshake on a Afro- American Leftist it would be a shock wave the media would spread around the world.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

412 I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Z3QcJ)


You might want to skip the last part though, where she cleans you up with bleach.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Z4rgH)

413 Some article said there's over 300 years of potential prison time for the CA case

It's a darned good thing the world is ending in 12 years because of Teh Climatez.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (kD8Fh)

414 It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

gees Jane. Thats just criminal.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (OX6sG)

415 It's Bloody Mary time kids...
IP... Out.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (gPZ9i)

416 Stormy will get her money back from the NY Bar Assn victim's fund. She may have to wait a good while, though.

Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or the comparative advantages of term life & whole life?

Play "Gloria," btw.
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (Cssks)


Good, Trump will his legal fees.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (1g7ch)

417
It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)


My betters tell me the VA is the model for single-payer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (X3lUd)

418 Always good to look out for. She'll be on her best behavior with you, because she wants you to like her. But watch how she treats everyone else. That's what she's really like. Or he, for the ladies.

I used to use my secretary to find this out. She'd pick up job candidates at reception, then walk them to my office. Many of them failed to grasp that the interview had just begun. My secretary was very bright, extremely competent, and utterly loyal.

After the interview, I'd ask her take on the candidate. Especially for low-level positions, it was common for them to ask her if they could basically jerk off on the job, or get away with other shenanigans. Congratulations, you torpedoed your chances in the first 30 seconds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (if8r4)

419 408 Our son had his back x-rayed at the VA on Monday (after waiting for FIVE YEARS), also his shoulder. His right arm is constantly numb from the elbow to his finger tips. He's supposed to get the results tomorrow.

It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

I am waiting for someone to ask Crazy Bernie why cant we have VA for All?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

420 so I've been given a prescription anti-inflammatory, and learned i cant drink taking it. Never would have had it filled. Stupid.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (OX6sG)



Also, avoid eating fatty meats like Samoans and Eskimos. Ask your doctor for details.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (4knXT)

421 412 I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Z3QcJ)

You might want to skip the last part though, where she cleans you up with bleach.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Z4rgH)

And stuffs you under the bed or in the closet until next time.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

422 This is just like when everyone gets crabs after sleeping with the easy chick.

They all walk around scratching at their junk and everyone agrees no one slept with her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (pUDQf)

423 Nood Migrants

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (gPZ9i)

424 I am waiting for someone to ask Crazy Bernie why cant we have VA for All?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)


I just wish all liberals would willingly sign up for goobermint "healthcare." I'd absolutely love it. Especially my husband's snotty, entitled nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

425
Nood Frogland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (X3lUd)

426 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.


In CA he'd be looking at a solid six-week suspension from practice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (4knXT)

427 These Avenatti stories make me laugh so hard I have to firmly, manfully grip my belly and balls to stave off a mirth-induced hernia. The guy is like a retarded lawyer version of Lex Luthor.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (TpMXn)

428 Also, avoid eating fatty meats like Samoans and Eskimos. Ask your doctor for details.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (4knXT)

wait, isn't carnivore diet for inflammation? High fat....Thats what i read. Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (OX6sG)

429 411 If someone through a chocolate milkshake on a Afro- American Leftist it would be a shock wave the media would spread around the world.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

Hell, the Covington Catholic kids literally stood there doing nothing and it made headline news.

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

430 ALERT ! Wisconsin:

Racism declared a public health crisis.
All you cheeseheads get out. Now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (0z/5y)

431 404 Jay

U forgot Cold Cash Jefferson.

I believe a lot of white Congresscritters have gone to the Graybar too, btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Cssks)


Good point. Who is the other guy who was on the House Ways and Means committee, the guy who cobbled together four rent-controlled apartments in NYC? His name escapes me.

Some white Congress-scum have gone to prison, too, but the point is incidence relative to population. Also, I wasn't just talking about criminality, but also about manifest stupidity. (Tipping islands over, etc.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (if8r4)

432 People fail to grasp that as soon as you walk through the door, the interview starts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (nDe2U)

433
It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I petitioned to have some trivial information corrected on my DD-214. Received a reply that I should not expect to hear anything for two years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (CDGwz)

434 Jane D. I could use the VA but I stay far away. The few times I have been in to see a neurologist it has left a sour taste in my mouth. Granted my neuro issues are not service related and my condition is very rare. But damn the VA should give the care that vets pay for with years out of their lives and often their health. The VA is a disgrace.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (0OmEj)

435 . The guy is like a retarded lawyer version of Lex Luthor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Instantly embraced and tongue-bathed by the media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (CDGwz)

436 416 Stormy will get her money back from the NY Bar Assn victim's fund. She may have to wait a good while, though.
_________________

Given the large amounts of money Avenatti has stolen, she's unlikely to get a full recovery. There are going to be lots of other claimants for a limited pot of money. She'll probably only end up with pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (k4dH2)

437 My betters tell me the VA is the model for single-payer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (X3lUd)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (RU4sa)

438 Jane - I had something like that a real long time ago with numbness as you are describing. It was diagnosed as a pinched nerve somewhere in my back.
It's only showing up now often early morning while in bed in my finger tips.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (BbGew)

439 Watching Volcano.

Movie would have been vastly more entertaining if Tommy Lee Jones had tossed Shep Smith into the volcano.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 06:58 PM (RU4sa)

440 Didn't the "ladies" on the View fall all over him?

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (9tBcZ)

441 OT-This is a nice thing, President Trump and AG Barr participate in a medal of valor presentation for police officers and- I think- fire fighters, Video and transcript from CTH:

https://tinyurl.com/y2tyteux

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (ahS0B)

442 Apparently Stormy only him $100. Wasn't a that a signal?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 22, 2019 07:18 PM (/Fmtj)

443 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".
........

How about the CA Slow Motion Fail? Also known as Fresno's Stonehenge?
You've got quite a few disgraces on your hands there, Gavin.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

444 Orange jumpsuit man bad!

Posted by: Davis at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (v4K82)

445 Come at me and become a newt in a flash.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 23, 2019 01:43 AM (xZjSg)

CBS News Readers Laugh At Milkshakes Being Thrown at Conservatives: "I'm Sure It Feels Great"

You know what else might feel great?

Throwing milkshakes at CBS personnel, both when they're doing live-shots and when they're just walking down the street on their own private time.

The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself.

The journalists at CBS This Morning on Tuesday laughed at a new trend by militant leftists: Dumping milkshakes on politicians they don’t like. Co-host Tony Dokoupil began with a whimsical recounting: "In the latest of a series of attacks on right-wing politicians, Brexit Party Leader Nigel Farage was doused with a milkshake yesterday. That was actually salted caramel if anyone is wondering."

This prompted laughter from Dokoupil's co-hosts. Continuing the jovial discussion of political violence, he added, "I'm sure it feels great. I'm sure people love the feeling. Pictures fly around the world."

After all but endorsing the attacks, they expressed the most picayune criticism of the topic possible: They were only able to rouse themselves to say that it's better to work for liberal political parties to vote conservatives out than to milkshake them.

The media in the UK is also actively encouraging this: and therefore also endorsing the extremist left's increasingly bold and violent attacks, as this twitter thread shows.

It starts with pelting people with offensive liquids, proceeds to tires-lashings, and ends with conservative politicians' homes being firebombed.

Yes, that happened. See the thread.

For people who bitch and complain when they're jeered at the opposite political party's campaign rallies, they sure take a more blithe attitude about conservatives being physically assaulted.

Well, like I said: We'll see how great it feels when the media starts getting pelted with some harmless, fun, happytime street justice.

More on this, including a beer company advocating hitting conservatives with bricks.

John Sexton at Hot Air notices the leftwing media defending and encouraging milkshaking.

The Guardian published an opinion piece titled "This Milkshake Spring isn't political violence -- it's political theatre."

It's time for Guardian reporters to face an impromptu drafting into their own political theater, then.

[quotations from the Guardian omitted]

In short: It works and they deserve it. The New Republic wrote a piece titled "Why Milkshaking Works" which serves as a kind of plea for understanding. Yes, it may be rude and it may even be assault but, on the bright side, it's humiliating!

...

Do you think tossing a milkshake on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Pete Buttigieg while they were out campaigning would be welcome or appreciated? I don't think so.

I guess we'll see. "Political theater" -- hey, all the world's a stage, right?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:52 PM




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1 I will have the Brick Flavored milk shake please....make that to go.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Z+IKu)

2 The new rules.

You will not like them.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (rw1l7)

3 Throw a milkshake at AOC's milkshakes.....see what happens.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

4

glad you brought this up

this really bugs me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

5 and yet trump killed those people in annapolis and khassohghiii!!!!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (JziUy)

6 th

Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (tB2Xv)

7 8th

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

8 It's a pity but the wretches are obviously not fit to live in a civilized society.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (xYwhN)

9 9th

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

10 I'd love to throw a rock hard frozen milkshake at their pompous shitty faces.

and use a slingshot to do it

or a funnellator

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

11 He saw milkshake on Farage's face and it just reminded him of so many good times on Fire Island..

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)

12 Milkshake assault for certain citizens is covered under the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (Gw09S)

13

Conservatives aren't violent.

They would have to be sneaky and hire Soros goons telling them the target is a Republican, *wink wink

Tell them to use Banana milkshakes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (vEIlU)

14 Does gasoline mixed with Styrofoam identify as a milkshake?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (wCmLp)

15 If you throw a milkshake at a black person, they'll call you racist.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)

16 They really have no idea because they are fucking stupid.

Posted by: nip at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (DfGpI)

17 "Political theater" -- hey, all the world's a stage, right?

Rush - Limelight

https://youtu.be/ZiRuj2_czzw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (t6MX/)

18 If you're going to throw a milkshake at AOC, toss in a burger patty and a box of fries too.

And do it in Boston. They'll shut down the city.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

19 What was Jo Cox's favorite milkshake flavor, again?

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Ws6iM)

20 After they get their asses kicked by someone they make sport of day in and day out, they truly are going to wonder "Whadda I say?"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Y4EXg)

21 Frozen milkshake delivered by potato gun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (+hmud)

22

I said earlier that they do not know what they are doing. Others didn't agree saying they knew exactly what they were saying and advocating.

I do not think they know how extreme this can erupt into, is what I meant. They would have that dumb look on their face wondering how it all happened.

Talking heads are dangerous because of their hyper partisanship and because they are not very bright. Toxic combo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (vEIlU)

23 I will not be throwing milkshakes if I'm forced to participate in this bullshit.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RU4sa)

24 ....and then, for no reason at all, Hitler gets elected

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (HGaOL)

25 It's a crime called assault, and punishable by throat punch.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (VpIIl)

26 And let's not forget upgrading to acid throwing too unless that'll be Moslem cultural appropriation.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (Dh1wo)

27 The media in the UK is also actively encouraging this: and therefore also endorsing the extremist left's increasingly bold and violent attacks, as this twitter thread shows.

It starts with pelting people with offensive liquids

+++

Using acid is a downright hoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (VtwaX)

28 New product idea: Milkshake hood ornaments!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (t6MX/)

29 Keep it up, MFM.

Keep it up.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RU4sa)

30 What is it? My speech is hate but yours isn't?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (NVfrr)

31
Did they laugh when Dick Durbin Fanboi James Hodgkinson machine gunned Steve Scalise and GOP lawmakers?

Laugh-fucking-riot, that was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)

32 I think throwing milkshakes at members of the press would be funny, especially if you put them in the freezer for a couple of hours beforehand.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (YslsA)

33 There's a good frozen milkshake place by me. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

34 I advocate milkshake-gravelling: put some gravel in a milkshake. Toss it at a smug lefty. Fun for the whole family! Well, not the lefty's family, but who cares.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (RD7QR)

35
They talk about cages. They are the ones that need them. And drugs. Lots of drugs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (vEIlU)

36 Endorsed.

Buy milkshakes today. And wait.

Oh and buy ammo. Violence that isn't checked and checked hard tends to escalate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

37 30 What is it? My speech is hate but yours isn't?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (NVfrr)


Our speech is violence. Their violence is speech.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

38 What is it? My speech is hate but yours isn't?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

--
No, its; My violence is speech, your speech is violence.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (YslsA)

39 My milkshake brings Antifa to the yard
And they're like, fuck whiteys in charge
Damn right, fuck whiteys in charge
We can beat you, and you won't press charges

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)

40
Wait until they team up with the Muslims and throw acid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)

41 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.

Imagine that on your live shot.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

42 coulda been first!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (9dQxE)

43 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

The priest was quite clear it included abortion loving politicians as well as slimy, lying newsreaders.

Damn it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

44
"Milkshakes are for losers."

- - Rand Paul's neighbor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

45 Remember the quote from Larry Correia a couple months ago? The one about violence being an off / on switch for conservatives?

These people won't like it when the switch gets flipped.

Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (F1m5e)

46
It's all fun and game until somebody puts a tire around your neck and sets fire to it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (TAmPV)

47 See, if some animals do this, it is funny, while if other animals do it, it is a felony.

Some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (YslsA)

48 Did they laugh when Dick Durbin Fanboi James Hodgkinson machine gunned Steve Scalise and GOP lawmakers?

Laugh-fucking-riot, that was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)


still shakes me to the core

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (vEIlU)

49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)

50 39 My milkshake brings Antifa to the yard
And they're like, fuck whiteys in charge
Damn right, fuck whiteys in charge
We can beat you, and you won't press charges
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)

I'll fap to it, but I like the original better

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xJa6I)

51 41 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.

Imagine that on your live shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

Now THAT'S recycling!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

52 JJ, if the guys want to contact you tomorrow, no waiting, how should I make that happen?

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (Ws6iM)

53 well you know blood libeling becomes all the rage again.

iam reminded of someone saying They'll by the rope to hang themselves with, as true today as it was then.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (r/xAU)

54 24 ....and then, for no reason at all, Hitler gets elected
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (HGaOL)


That happened in 2008 and 2012.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:02 PM (zBaqJ)

55 What happens when some marxist goon gets bullets thrown at him with a bullet thrower?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:02 PM (0Ntuf)

56

The media, the plastic overlords.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 05:02 PM (vEIlU)

57 52 JJ, if the guys want to contact you tomorrow, no waiting, how should I make that happen?
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (Ws6iM)


Hmm. Hang on a sec...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (zBaqJ)

58 The Left are always throwing something. Pies , eggs.

Now it's milk shakes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (e46OR)

59 How come nobody ever assaults me with a nice creamy milkshake from a tubular milkshake dispenser???

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

60 I can do milkshakes. That sounds like a fun thing to do to you and since you consent game on.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (QPt0G)

61 Wait I thought we were the fascists? I thought we were the dangerous groups?

It's almost as if they don't even believe their own nonsense. Go figure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (cXV7n)

62 Day 15

All of Ace's Threads seem to involve high glycemic foodstuffs.

I fear this trend, if it continues, will become problematic.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (Z3QcJ)

63 31
Did they laugh when Dick Durbin Fanboi James Hodgkinson machine gunned Steve Scalise and GOP lawmakers?

Laugh-fucking-riot, that was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)

Yes JJ, they did. We just didn't catch them laughing on camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (xJa6I)

64 One would think that the FCC would be interested when a major network endorses assault and battery, which is what this is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (YslsA)

65 I just saw a super-lib YouTube show called the Majority Report talk about how great this milkshKo thing is. Sickening. https://youtu.be/Z8eqfoEYC6E

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (fz/cD)

66 It's like pieing a politician. It's meant to be intimidation. It says, I got this close, next time I might have a gun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (ZghNV)

67 "Do you think tossing a milkshake on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Pete Buttigieg while they were out campaigning would be welcome or appreciated?"

We should find out...

Wouldn't it be nice if the rich donor class gave money to a fund that would take up the legal costs of conservatives who engage in 'political theater' instead of to the cuckshed or whatever?

A boy can dream

Posted by: DJ3Way at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (bhPL1)

68 43 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

Does that mean I have to jerk him off too?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (0Ntuf)

69 Anything is fair game to get racist NAZIs out of power.

Posted by: No at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (0owkQ)

70
Trev:

Do you have an e-mail I can contact you at? Either that or post a contact here tomorrow morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

71 43 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

The priest was quite clear it included abortion loving politicians as well as slimy, lying newsreaders.

Damn it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

This is true. Though technically it is the second of the two great commandments.

First love God, then love everyone because God loves everyone despite our general shittiness.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (xYwhN)

72 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

The priest was quite clear it included abortion loving politicians as well as slimy, lying newsreaders.

Damn it.
Posted by: Tonypete



Sorry God. I came up short again.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (VtwaX)

73 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.
Imagine that on your live shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

Now that is a vagrant who adapted and overcame and put his waste to good use.

Ahead of his time, he was.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (Z+IKu)

74 All of Ace's Threads seem to involve high glycemic foodstuffs.

I fear this trend, if it continues, will become problematic.
Posted by: garrett

----

Thrive Market has almost all of your low carb needs.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (Y4EXg)

75 >>There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.


I'd buy that for a Dollar!

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

76 speaking of milkshakes, has ace eaten yet?

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU)

77 49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)


Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

78 77 49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)

Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

A prophet is never respected in his own home and time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xJa6I)

79 We need common sense milkshake control, especially when they have high capacity straws.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

80 >>There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.


Got his business card?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

81 Technically speaking, preventing someone from sinning, especially in regards to grievous sins, is loving. Even when that involves not being nice. Or the opposite of nice.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (xYwhN)

82 LA's mayor is trying to solve the poop and hep c problem by travelling the states

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (NVfrr)

83 IIRC, the British Far Right has some rather nasty fellows in their ranks too. I'm sure that Tory "that's not who we are" lectures will hold them back when they decide to retaliate.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (0Ntuf)

84 79 We need common sense milkshake control, especially when they have high capacity straws.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)


Didn't they ban straws in CA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

85 When and whom on our side will launch "The shake heard 'round the world?" Can't come soon enough for me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (eVYQ6)

86 76 speaking of milkshakes, has ace eaten yet?
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU)

Nope, apparently still 5 or 6 days. See previous thread.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

87 82 LA's mayor is trying to solve the poop and hep c problem by travelling the states
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (NVfrr)


See the Morning Report for their latest craze: typhus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)

88 Never brings a milkshake to a brick fight. And Pikachu knows Brick Break!

Posted by: Untouchables Pikachu at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (WF/Ww)

89 Are these nasty people throwing the entire 1lb milkshake in its cup or throwing the liquid from the cup? Because it matters. One is a rock/brick equivalent and the other an acid equivalent.

Ugly and nasty people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (MIKMs)

90 Milk shake with acid would be awesome.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (DfGpI)

91 my local newspaper a few weeks ago had a naming contest for a goose that took up residence and laid eggs somewhere downtown. they had this on the front page. at first I was like ok this is stupid but then I figured why the hell not have something like this on the front page, it's either that or inciting some political violence so then I realized the brilliance of it all. also my suggestion for the name was Goosey The Honky McGooseFace. It wasn't selected as the winner. oh well.

Posted by: Jay in CDA at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (C6EDg)

92 We can easily go back to 15th Century Italy, where no politician or ruler ever set foot in public unless they were surrounded with a screen of 20 or 30 heavily armed tough guys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)

93 someguy, decent point, but it depends who is following what g-d what sin is.

if you are the g-d of Me, me me, well..

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (r/xAU)

94 Does gasoline mixed with Styrofoam identify as a milkshake?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (wCmLp)
..........

A gopher milkshake!

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

95 JJ:

Mark Andrew Edwards or hogmartin both have my info. I'm sure either would be good to help you out.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (Ws6iM)

96 Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

Yep.

A prophet, he was.

God bless him. Where ever he is.

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (OE84+)

97 WaPo today endorsed "holding individual voters accountable" for their Republican votes. Get in their faces, the WaPo says. Make MAGA hats the modern-era KKK hood.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5o4ssxg

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (LISuA)

98 Ahoy! Be sure to visit the website to read our latest insightful post: Why By Taking A Milkshake In The Face, Conservatism Effectively Advances Conservative Values

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (4knXT)

99 TOUCHABLE

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (ZghNV)

100 The Left are always throwing something. Pies , eggs.

Now it's milk shakes.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


I will return with lead and copper.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (VtwaX)

101 We need common sense milkshake control, especially when they have high capacity straws.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)


Didn't they ban straws in CA?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

Include Hi-Strength styrofoam cups.

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (OE84+)

102 Otherwise, I'll post something in the morning report if you can delete the post after.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (Ws6iM)

103 We're close to finding out if the Discount Sturmabteilung [the "press" and their racist-authoritarian political wing] in the UK will be getting an electoral smack-down as part of the answer to this vile thuggery.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (QDnY+)

104 73 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.
Imagine that on your live shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

That's the kind of guy you should cozy up to, make friends with, and then offer him a great big whopping dose of Fentanyl.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

105 Face it, some conservatives deserve a milkshake in the face.

Posted by: Mittens H. Romney, Severe Conservative at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (4knXT)

106 Honestly, if conservatives were saying we should throw milkshakes at Democrats, I'd say that's bullshit and they need to knock it off. I'd even say they deserve legal punishment.

This isn't even an emotional, social issue. It's basically a trade agreement with Europe and you're advocating a form of violence over your disagreement.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (UfkIY)

107 Niki Lauda est mort.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (IFKOp)

108 46
It's all fun and game until somebody puts a tire around your neck and sets fire to it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (TAmPV)


I won't say "probable", but it seems to be getting closer to "possible".

The Democrat cheap scam today that they pulled on PDT is proof of my statement. No facts, nothing, yet they try to intimidate him.

OK, maybe I was a bit hasty on that initial evaluation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (sy5kK)

109 The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself.

So far, no one has chased a fascist Democrat from the Red Hen, or burned their limousine in DC. No one has assaulted Demofascists, voters or politicians. So maybe not; perhaps these scumbags rightfully think they can count on the civil behavior of the right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (LISuA)

110 Based on past experience with college cafeteria food fights: Ice Cream Cones (the traditional "cake" cones, not the pointy sugar cones) are fantastic in this role. Easy to throw accurately and from a good distance, especially if they are well packed with soft serve ice cream up up to the level of the top.

Posted by: DannyG at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (yuYaD)

111 I'm going to have to figure out how to keep the milkshakes from melting while I hunt the clowns.

Milkshakes are best served cold.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (QPt0G)

112 "The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself."

Now now, this is not the hill to die on.

We'll tell you when we get there.

Stop asking.

Posted by: GOP at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (FPrx1)