Early Night Open Thread

Only two more days before Christine Blasey Ford does not testify before the Senate.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:49 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (xEuHL)

2 Open!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (I16G8)

3 first

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (AMIL/)

4 So, non-testimony about a non-assault. Seems legit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

5 Nice nood, Princess.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (5jVnA)

6 oh, drats!

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (AMIL/)

7 This is going to get out of hand.
Can't let the horde comment unsupervised.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (oYD2h)

8 /tranny sock

I guess it was just a phase.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (xEuHL)

9 Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.

Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)

10 The only rule Demoncrats play by is :

"We win, you die."

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (jlHSA)

11 I don't think she will. All her demands will not be met. And she doesn't even get to say "Gentlemen, I give you the F.B.I"

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)

12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

13 Herr Durr. Muh Axe Wound.

Posted by: Dr. Ford at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (k2d6x)

14 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

12-pack of Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)

15 MUH VUHGINUH! MUH 'BORSHUNS!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

16 12. Matching track suits. Adibas or you can spring for deluxe edition from weslav.com.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

17 Balsy will never testify under oath nor make a complaint to law enforcement.'''

Two weeks from Friday, it will be like she never existed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (9dzlp)

18 So, non-testimony about a non-assault. Seems legit.
Posted by: Insomniac


See, not testifying about not assault is exactly the same as testifying about assault. That's how double negatives work. Therefore, guilty! QED!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

19 I have to work 2AM-4 tonight in another city. I'm debating whether to go nap until midnight or watch the rest of The Commuter and just power through.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

20 So any good movies out?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

21 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

Get some white painter's tape and Abibas-ize the Miata.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

22 Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)

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predictit.org. You can place your bet there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (I16G8)

23 Ford is still hiding in the closet, Would you testify under oath if you didn't have to ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (+g41/)

24 12-pack of Shiner Bock.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)

mucho Tejas gift!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (JFO2v)

25 Kavanaugh should think about suing her. Unlike Avenatti, she's probably got some $$. Her house in CA is reported to be worth $3.3 million.

And discovery would probably be very interesting.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (fqUgw)

26 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)


A few beer bongs and a pecker in the face?


Posted by: Benjamin Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)

27 Gidget is Gonzo?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (YpRda)

28 OK. We are not amused.
3 or 4 great willowed posts today.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (3HNOQ)

29 I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (GHwQU)

30 Next play in the Deimoscr@p perjury book... they will have a stand in for Ford to give her testimony.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (BjF7B)

31 16 12. Matching track suits. Adibas or you can spring for deluxe edition from weslav.com.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

thinking of that make me harder than left turn at the mall.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (JFO2v)

32 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

Nope. Not a one.

Been a long dry and it ain't getting better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

33 I don't know about good movies, but Tim Allen was punching his former network in the nuts in TV commercial for Last Man Standing.

I might have to watch the show just to see how many nut shots he takes at them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (9dzlp)

34 21. How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

35 Seriously hoping that people like Schumer, Gillibrand, and Blumenthal all get accused with some vague charge. Then they start screaming that they are innocent until proven guilty. Nah, Brah, you made the rules, now you must live by them. F*ckers.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (gEvQ8)

36 See, not testifying about not assault is exactly the same as testifying about assault. That's how double negatives work. Therefore, guilty! QED!



Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

Hey, you're good!

Posted by: Dormy Staniels at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (5jVnA)

37 Kavanaugh should think about suing her. Unlike Avenatti, she's probably got some $$. Her house in CA is reported to be worth $3.3 million.


I can really see Kav and Thomas getting together on a review of a Sullivan v. NYTimes case.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

38 no, the movies are all lousy.

Smallfoot might approach 'watchable' but I'd have to see that in Cinebarre or redbox.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (N1ZXu)

39 gainnzz thread?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (dMvl+)

40 Boy Howdy, Horde!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (2sCft)

41 Get some white painter's tape and Abibas-ize the Miata.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

Like a cheap vette Zed 06 I get it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (JFO2v)

42 Camo wrap a Miata, one 'ette I know of just might take offense at that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (BjF7B)

43 Although I think Actual Malice and Reckless Disregard could get him the win even now. Certainly Judge should be suing everyone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

44 Kavanaugh should think about suing her. Unlike Avenatti, she's probably got some $$. Her house in CA is reported to be worth $3.3 million.

And discovery would probably be very interesting.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM

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As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (I16G8)

45 Ayaan Hirsi Ali: I got my clitoris cut off as a small child and have become a fierce critic of islam, facing daily death threats from about 1 billion people worldwide.

Christine Blasey Ford: I don't want no mean men asking me questions.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

46 can Avenatti prove that he never went into those dirty books stores in Times Square NYC pre Giuliani? We know... ok, we heard about what went on in those places.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (UFyv9)

47 Kav's FBI background check included time at YALE and found....

nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhjdrwz

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (MAstk)

48 34 21. How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

Blin power!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

49 The 100th launch of the Ariane 5 rocket was a success, deploying two communications satellites.

The launch was scheduled for 5:53 pm EDT. I figured I probably didn't have time to get home from work so I stayed there after closing to watch it. The countdown was held at T-1:34 due to a problem with one of the ground radars, so I had to sit there for another half hour before they started the clock again.

This caused a delay in starting my post-work drinking. Happily, things are back to normal now.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

50 Schehezerade has got nuthin' on Edsel.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (2NqXo)

51 29 I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.
_____________

Yes, it's good to have a real American as president again, after 8 years of that insufferable Kenyan metrosexual ponce and his anti-American, "citizen of the world" globalist bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fqUgw)

52 I have the hives.

Posted by: Ballsey Volvo at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)

53 48. Behold! Blyat-Mobil

https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

54 "So on this clown doll Ms Daniels please show the jury where Avanetti touched you."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (BjF7B)

55 ...and the piles.

Posted by: Ballsey Volvo at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)

56 14 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

Last time I lost a bet to Mrs. REDACTED, she got a Honda Foreman out of me. It was a tough loss but I accepted the consequences.

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (+g41/)

57 Redbox - Tag was fun

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (dMvl+)

58 "Incoming Planned Parenthood President Admits she has acquired the final Infinity Stone."

Babylon Bee has some funny stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (xPJvm)

59 How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

------------

Removing half of all bolts and screws should do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (I16G8)

60 34 21. How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

I am going for carpet but no backseat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (JFO2v)

61 Trump Train is real. Avenatti rape train not real.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (Y274z)

62 We should have a 'Things I am Not Going to Do While Not Watching CBF Not Testify Thread', tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (ulnyS)

63 But imagine how many days of non-testimony we will have!

Days and days of no stories of her non-victimization at the hand of someone who doesn't exist and the trauma she suffered from this non-abuse!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

64 Honestly, why is Christine Ford afraid to testify?

Does she really think she's going to be prosecuted for perjury? Doesn't she know that the Deep State only does that to Republicans?

She could go up there and say she's been chained in Kavanaugh's basement and not one prosector would touch a hair on her head.

I really am amazed she's chickening out when everyone already knows this is just kabuki.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (UfkIY)

65
I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.
Posted by: Ben Had


Liberal Charles Lane was on the Fox all star panel and said he was ashamed and pined for Obama.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (IqV8l)

66 She's still gone. She was the last love of my life, I feel certain. And she's not here.

MisHum has full permission to delete this comment.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (l9m7l)

67

A few beer bongs and a pecker in the face?




Posted by: Benjamin Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)


ahh, the good old days..

Posted by: Dr. "Skank" Ford at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (UsCnO)

68 It would be so much cooler if brett Kavanaugh's wife was named Sally Ann.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (ulnyS)

69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

70 11 I don't think she will. All her demands will not be met. And she doesn't even get to say "Gentlemen, I give you the F.B.I"

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ


I can see this scenario: She shows up and reads her oh-so-carefully-scripted statement. She gives a scripted reply to the scripted questions from the D's. But for every question asked by the R's or their lawyer, Ford's lawyer will object on some grounds and argue with Grassley as long as possible to burn time, and ultimately say she advises her client to not answer the (unfair or bullying or inappropriate or whatever) question. And Ford stays mute until the next R question is eventually asked. Repeat as needed. I doubt there's a serious risk of Ford or the lawyer being charged with contempt of Congress.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (AMIL/)

71 I have a theory now why sometimes my head hurts when I wake up, UNLESS I sleep sitting up.
Apparently lying down increases the pressure of fluids (whether blood or other fluids) in the head.
I'm just gonna hafta get a wedge pillow or something.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (dMvl+)

72 Ha! A newspaper is suing to get Keith Ellison's sealed divorce records.

About time one of them got the Obama Unsealed Divorce Reocrds treatment.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (//voU)

73 Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.

Posted by: Ever at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (dXn35)

74 June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough, and Ralph Melish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when... (da dum!) Nothing happened! (dum dum da dum) Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage. For Ralph Melish, this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not uninvolved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

75 As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.
_____________

Public figures can sue for defamation, they're just held to a higher standard of proof (clear and convincing evidence of actual malice).

That's why I said discovery would be interesting. There had to be some actual malice that motivated Dr. Crazy-Ford to do this. Did it have to do with her lefty politics, or some unrequited high school love for Brett, or her work with abortion pill manufacturers, or what?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (fqUgw)

76 Tucker going full Witch Trial Comedy on the Kavanaugh Farce.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (953wK)

77 Hey Cave Johnson, go back to spelunking Shep's poop chute with a speculum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (BjF7B)

78 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

Said her boobs felt like bags of sand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

79 ''I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.''

The shit show in DC overshadowed his speech. Another thing that makes me furious.

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (jm1YL)

80 53 48. Behold! Blyat-Mobil

https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

Cheeki breeki!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

81 20 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

Waiting patiently for October 2019 for Joaquin Phoenix's playing The Joker (origin story).

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (k2d6x)

82 >>29 I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.

I ordered a large order of Freedom Fries to celebrate.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)

83 he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

The "girl" was actually a lumberjack (cue Monty Python song).

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (3C9q2)

84 "Only two more days before Christine Blasey Ford does not testify before the Senate"
And I haven't even started my shopping yet.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (UFgOG)

85 The Crucible on Tucker...so true

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (hECVl)

86 Recuse!

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (/8RAd)

87 CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (TUU1F)

88 Looking at a picture of Avanetti.


Shouldn't he wear a turbin, to hide his circumcision marks?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)

89 Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

Said her boobs felt like bags of sand.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

I saw a picture of her. She is very pretty. I like her bangs.

Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (xPJvm)

90 Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.
Posted by: Ever

Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (xEuHL)

91 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (cJ6RQ)

92 Don Jr and Kim in MT tonight.

Pence to MT next week.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (MAstk)

93 Just saw Chris Coons on Fox. I know him and worked with him for years.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (9LOJs)

94 Mixin' movie memes like a mofo!

Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (xPJvm)

95 80 53 48. Behold! Blyat-Mobil

https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

Cheeki breeki!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

The Adidas bag in the back lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

96 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

mmmmkay

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

97 She's not going to testify. She may show and read a statement of some sort, but then have a template response from her lawyer about self-incrimination, or injustice of her as victim being tortured by patriarchal manifestations of government, or some other squirrel.

But she will not put herself in further legal jeopardy by committing further to her series of lies. She also would be wholly unprepared to face questioning about associations/exchanges made with the political team recently assembled around her as well. And this is what might force her attorneys' hands to sit this one out, too, because their political positioning will be exposed in a hugely public forum.

Ford et al. wants the focus on Kavanaugh; they desperately want to avoid the focus being on her and her hacktivists. This political spectacle can backfire and they are finally realizing it because the GOP has been forced to get some spine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)

98 Days and days of no stories of her non-victimization at the hand of someone who doesn't exist and the trauma she suffered from this non-abuse!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


If we are going into full LARP fantasy we might as well have a Pathfinder 2.0 thread.

Paizo are doing a playtest of what they got so far, but with a spin - it's public. For those interested you can already buy the materials
tinyurl.com/y7j9jebs

Personally I am not interested because, of course, Paizo have SJWed it up:

Ancestry Replacing Race (& Goblin PCs)
When creating a character using the playtest rules, the first step is to select your ancestry (which used to be called race). Pathfinder has done well with using inclusive language and providing having LGBTQ+ iconic characters and NPCs in their adventures.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (N1ZXu)

99 Off sock

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (xPJvm)

100 TuCa kicks off with a Crucible cut - Crucible being the libs favorite allegory about false accusations being taken in faith.

It's ironic because the Crucible was about about false accusations against commie POSs, now its the commie POSs make the accusations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

101 But it was not to be. Ralph Melish reached his office in Dullsells Street in Peterborough, at 9:05 a.m., exactly the same time as he usually got in!

Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only 4 weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Melish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Melish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

102 I am still thinking she is a go, might be going down in flames but in a live hearing anything could happen, 1 badly worded question , 1 You can't handle the Truth, who can say? But if it turns out bad for Kavanaugh she is a Leftist hero, bad for her she is just a footnote.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (T4oHT)

103 Ooh I want the Christine ford action play set for Christmas!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

104 Canadian girls are really easy because the government pays for their birth control!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

105 96 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

mmmmkay

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

Wait, being drunk a lot isn't going to suddenly become a problem, is it?

Because that could be a problem for a friend of mine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (4ErVI)

106 Hoping that she doesn't show up, but I still believe that if such a person really exists they could always send an actress in her place to do a little crying routine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (AllCR)

107 She's not going to testify. She may show and read a statement of some sort, but then have a template response from her lawyer about self-incrimination, or injustice of her as victim being tortured by patriarchal manifestations of government, or some other squirrel.

But she will not put herself in further legal jeopardy by committing further to her series of lies. She also would be wholly unprepared to face questioning about associations/exchanges made with the political team recently assembled around her as well. And this is what might force her attorneys' hands to sit this one out, too, because their political positioning will be exposed in a hugely public forum.

Ford et al. wants the focus on Kavanaugh; they desperately want to avoid the focus being on her and her hacktivists. This political spectacle can backfire and they are finally realizing it because the GOP has been forced to get some spine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at S




won't her opening statement be sworn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

108 Check out the beta male on TuCa

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MIvRT)

109 It seems the fair maiden has even more requests of the evil GOP knave in the senate.

Posted by: IC at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (4lu7W)

110 Don Jr and Kim also in ND today.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (MAstk)

111 Being drunk is a disqualifier?

At last the Kennedy clan will be knocked out of politics!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (BjF7B)

112 Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.
________________

Yeah, they can compare notes on how her sexual attack from Kavanaugh occurred at the same time as his military service in Vietnam under heavy artillery attack.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (fqUgw)

113 32 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)


Zulu always works for me.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (59GGI)

114 Canadian girls are really easy because the government pays for their birth control!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

But their cries of "Oh, fuckin' Eh right bud!" are off-putting.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (xEuHL)

115 103 Ooh I want the Christine ford action play set for Christmas!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

it's part of this collection

https://youtu.be/r4OXikot7Ow

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (dMvl+)

116 Waiting for grammie to predict the outcome of the Cubs game tonight (rain delay at the moment)-- it it's a W and the Rockies lose, the Cubs win the NL Central.

Yeah, baseball can be a therapeutic distraction from the shitshow in the Swamp.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (3C9q2)

117 It's the Truth not an accusation of you bear the Mark of Gimli.

Posted by: Dr. Ford at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (k2d6x)

118 FenelonSpoke, see my #30

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (BjF7B)

119 As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (I16G

Well, he could sue her. But IMO, Kavanaugh believes in freedom of speech and the Constitution (just a minor thing to lefties nowadays) WAY too much to revisit Sullivan.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (Z48ZB)

120 I would pay to see ford on TuCa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (dNzKv)

121 20 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

-------

Don't know about the movie but Mandy trailer is metal as hell.

https://tinyurl.com/y7tk7ap9

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (/8RAd)

122 105 96 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

mmmmkay

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)


That was my strategy in college. Didn't work getting girls.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (59GGI)

123 Another day in the neighborhood.

Let's go visit our nice neighbor, Mr. Avenatti. Shall we, children? Nice Mr. Harry Reid is buying ice cream!

Posted by: Mr. Miklos' Neighborhood at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (zCyNd)

124 I wish Vince Flynn was still with us and weiting Rapp thrillers. The news is so full of good potential plots.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee guy at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (MLfDH)

125 108. He actually said there's 2 credible accusers and even said Michael Avenatti is "teasing" a third and so a pattern has been established


Dude, have you been in planet earth today?

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (3CFdj)

126 I have a feeling that Graham was being blackmailed by McCain. It sounds exactly like I would expect McCain to operate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (lIehW)

127 We should have a 'Things I am Not Going to Do While Not Watching CBF Not Testify Thread', tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (ulnyS)

++++
I'm not going to stick any private parts into a live light socket while not watching no testimony. Nope, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (2sCft)

128 Voter Mom, perhaps the whole scheiss circus could get lost in those woods.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (BjF7B)

129 My friend has two dogs I'll call 'Nacho' and 'Consuela.' She loves Nacho, thinks he can do no wrong, and blames all naughtiness on Consuela.

Now, I like both dogs, but prefer Consuela, so I always defend her against my friend's baseless accusations and heavy-handed enforcement of biased, arbitrary, and capricious rules.

My defense of this dog for crimes like ripping up trash, in the Supreme Court of the Back Yard, makes me a better attorney than Avenatti.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (Sbb4A)

130 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (BjF7B)

Man, if I only had blonde hair and was a littlle younger I could make a living as a CBF stand in.

Do they check IDs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (AllCR)

131 won't her opening statement be sworn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

Yes, and her statement of testimony, too, I think. That is why none of these things exist.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (Z48ZB)

132 90
Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.

Posted by: Ever



Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.
--------------------------------
That's not the way we drank beer after a firefight in the Battle of Khe Sanh, or after the Tet Offensive.


No, siree, that isn't how we did it in 'Nam!

Battle of Khe Sanh

Posted by: Commander "Dick" Blumenthal at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (UsCnO)

133
Check out the beta male on TuCa
Posted by: Iasonas


I found Waldo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

134 >>>Does she really think she's going to be prosecuted for perjury?<<<


Hah! The only thing that fucking dirtbag, Eric Holder, got was contempt.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (Z9C5C)

135 At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for sure?

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

136 NTers flipping due to attacks on Kav?

https://tinyurl.com/yckjddka

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (MAstk)

137 I'm going to not see a matinee of the new Marvel Movie while I'm not watching CBF not testify.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (ulnyS)

138 128 Voter Mom, perhaps the whole scheiss circus could get lost in those woods.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (BjF7B)

Black Philip know where they are

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (dMvl+)

139 She will not show.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (3HNOQ)

140 She may show and read a statement of some sort, but then have a template response from her lawyer about self-incrimination, or injustice of her as victim being tortured by patriarchal manifestations of government, or some other squirrel.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

So. The Lois Lerner strategy.

Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (rhXTS)

141 " Not calling for him to lose his job"
I mean seriously - ITS NOT JUST A LOST JOB.
Kavanaugh now has "sexual freak predator" tattooed on his forehead and his wife and kids have to live with the garbage talk about Dad for the rest of their lives.

They are minimizing what they did to Judge Barnes. And Judge Kavanaugh.
They should all be fucking sued into the dirt.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (CZWkx)

142 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.


So....

....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

143 135 At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for sure?
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

Too bad he didn't have a Brute Squad with him.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

144 Also, I'm going to not shave my balls.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)

145 FenelonSpoke, maybe Cory Booker will next claim that he is really CBF... blond wig and really fake boobs...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

146 Have a little faith. I'm sure she'll show up and spill her guts.

Posted by: Alice at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (6Zmow)

147 144 Also, I'm going to not shave my balls.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)

I won't shave my legs, either.

Posted by: Barb at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (6Zmow)

148 ....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

drunk as a skunk
high as a kite

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (dMvl+)

149 145 FenelonSpoke, maybe Cory Booker will next claim that he is really CBF... blond wig and really fake boobs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

More likely, he'll declare himself Lady Godiva and ride into the Senate Chamber nude on horseback.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (jlHSA)

150 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

Well, I think the popping eyes would be an asset in looking indignant and alarmed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (AllCR)

151 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

Let's take a look at his political donations, shall we. I going to guess that he's not a big Trump fan.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

152 I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.

I never believed that race was ever close anyway, just more evidence of polls being used as a weapon.

Guy will win by at least double digits. imo

And I'm not a huge Cruz fan

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (UfkIY)

153 68 It would be so much cooler if brett Kavanaugh's wife was named Sally Ann.[/]

Absolutely

Posted by: Fletch at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (MLfDH)

154 She's still gone. She was the last love of my life, I feel certain. And she's not here.

MisHum has full permission to delete this comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (l9m7l)


Who is gone Chasm?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (myjNJ)

155

The Senate Judiciary Committee will vote on Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh on Friday morning at 9:30.

This vote will take place a day after Kavanaugh and one of the two women who accused him of sexual misconduct, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, are scheduled to testify in front of the committee, according to Politico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

156 Those mutherfucker GOPers better not allow Kavanaugh be forced to testify by those prick Dems on the committee.
If Ford does not show, Grassley needs to immediate call for a vote.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (438dO)

157 drunk as a skunk

high as a kite

still thinking
STD free

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (BjF7B)

158 Also, I'm going to not shave my balls.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)


+++++
I'm waiting for no-shave November.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (2sCft)

159 148 ....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

drunk as a skunk
high as a kite
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (dMvl+)

What's the reaction? Satisfaction!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

160 142 So....

....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (jlHSA)

Posted by: Fletch at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (MLfDH)

162 151
There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

Let's take a look at his political donations, shall we. I going to guess that he's not a big Trump fan.


Posted by: pep


Also, did he say that under oath? No? Bite moi.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

163 >>I won't shave my legs, either.


Ha!


Take THAT Patriarchy!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (ulnyS)

164 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)


Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

165 145 FenelonSpoke, maybe Cory Booker will next claim that he is really CBF... blond wig and really fake boobs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

He's a good boy.

Posted by: Corey's Mom at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (6Zmow)

166
At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the
owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for
sure?

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

Did he call the cops or try to intervene for his customer? No? Then he is complicit.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:15 PM (imSgd)

167 It sounds like their willing to smear any one who drank in college as a potential, nay, probable rapist.

The chicken, Democrats. She awaits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (Sbb4A)

168 I just got back from two weeks of vacation with no connection to the outside world -- it was wonderful.
When I left, Brett Kavanaugh had just killed it in the hearings. By how many vote did he win confirmation? Did I miss anything else?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

169 Womp womp. Another #metoo scalp falls throw the grubby little hands of the left. Astros closer Roberto Osuna has assault charges dropped in exchange for basically one year's probation.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (lufB/)

170 150
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)



Well, I think the popping eyes would be an asset in looking indignant and alarmed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Also excellent if you're trying to blend in with some goldfish.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

171 Then he is complicit.

Maybe he told the scum that Cruz was in the restaurant.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (3C9q2)

172 That stomach pumping thing is a real bitch.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (Ol3c7)

173 I'm honestly amazed any "known" Republican goes out to eat in DC.

You really are a target, the place went like 95% for Hillary.

I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)

174 This is an active effort to keep intelligent, functioning non-insane adults from reaching high office.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (CZWkx)

175 170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

176 Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

Assault of the rapey goldfish

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (AllCR)

177 Kav is a hero. I want to do something nice for him, like pet-sitt___, or free art lessons for his kids, or cracking his enemy upside the head with a crowbar.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (S44lC)

178 175 170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

Mmmm...goldfish smoothies!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

179 More likely, he'll declare himself Lady Godiva and ride into the Senate Chamber nude on horseback.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (jlHSA)

Will he shave his legs?


Posted by: Daniel at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (6Zmow)

180 I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.



Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)

This.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (imSgd)

181 I agree. Ms. Ford will not show up on Thursday. That mani-pedi appointment is just too pressing to miss for a chat with the US Senate.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2BPRE)

182 178. Super Bass-o-Matic '76!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

183 152
I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.



I never believed that race was ever close anyway, just more evidence of polls being used as a weapon.



Guy will win by at least double digits. imo



And I'm not a huge Cruz fan

---------------------
little over 1 million total D votes
little over 1.5 million total R votes.
Cruz got a little more than the total of all D votes.

Granted, it was the primary, not the general, but c'mon. Would anybody bet the mortgage payment on those numbers?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)

184 175
170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


The Bass-O-Matic has many uses.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

185 I'm gonna drink a lot and then shave my balls. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (Tyii7)

186 Then he is complicit.

Maybe he told the scum that Cruz was in the restaurant.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (3C9q2)

+++++
I'm sure that someone inside the restaurant has to be tipping these stupid ass lunatics off as to when a conservative arrives at the restaurants. Find them and fire them. Or if they are the owners, boycott 'em! F. U. War!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)

187 It feels like it should be Thursday night. Is it Thursday night?

*checks*

...no. It's not. Not even close.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)

188 184 175
170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

The Bass-O-Matic has many uses.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

Is XardBass-O-Matic, blyat!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

189 What's the reaction? Satisfaction!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

*spits*

Posted by: Miklos, with the Red Man Reaction at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (zCyNd)

190 Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.
Posted by: Hikaru

Piker.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (xEuHL)

191 Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

Saw the Van Scriver trailer review?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (oFsfu)

192 Damn, beat me to it.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

193 sitting

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (S44lC)

194 Are you ok, BeckoningChasm?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (dMvl+)

195 Grassley is playing like George Costanza's fiancé's parents when he said he was going to the Hamptons.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (/8RAd)

196 188. Bah! Kitchen appliances are ves htern capitalism! Use rock and bayonet, like a man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)

197 Womp womp. Another #metoo scalp falls throw the grubby little hands of the left. Astros closer Roberto Osuna has assault charges dropped in exchange for basically one year's probation.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (lufB/)


One year's probation doesn't sound like a win, if he didn't do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (cY3LT)

198 Tucker - " that was Harvey Weinstein's personal friend, Kirsten Gillibrand..."

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (CZWkx)

199 Kirsten Gillibrand even looks like you'd expect a nazi to look like.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (1g7ch)

200 Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

Saw the Van Scriver trailer review?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (oFsfu)


I would so walk around in a "Go Get Daddy's Belt" t-shirt, if I wasn't too old for such things.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (cY3LT)

201 198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

202 So Gillibrand is uh Gaelic for ficus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (BjF7B)

203 168
I just got back from two weeks of vacation with no connection to the outside world -- it was wonderful.
When
I left, Brett Kavanaugh had just killed it in the hearings. By how many
vote did he win confirmation? Did I miss anything else?


Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)
---------------------------
Yeah, this giant dildo came down from outer space, demanding to be taken to our leader.
Trump told Trudeau to get in line.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (UsCnO)

204 My latest revelation ... "We are NOT a nation of laws"
I haven't really developed this, it just came to me from a burning bush, or a squawking chicken (getting three eggs a day now).

Insert more eloquent Bastiat "The Law" here. But the law is an ass. And having to hire a lawyer from out of town to avoid the local lawyer cabal is not practical. Nor is having to hire a second lawyer to watch the first lawyer, as lawyers always (OK, often) look for opportunities to milk the client to his last dollar, as they racketeer with their guild.

Bonanza, Sky King, Roy Rogers, Silverado ... the old heroes rode in with a gun and destroyed the bad guys, even if they had taken over the government (e.g. DeepState, ChicagoMafia).

We are a people, we are Americana, we are where people avoiding the mafia have come to escape the tyrants. The Law has become Evil's Weapon (see Rosenstein/Mueller/Clintons).

this gets some juices flowing, for those that still have a heart beat.

youtube.com/watch?v=1-kdygA5U_k

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (Cus5s)

205 I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.



Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)

=====
Um ... that's not spit.

Posted by: Derganged Lefty Restauranteur at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

206 It feels like it should be Thursday night. Is it Thursday night?

*checks*



It might as well be Thursday night. We'll have heard exactly as much from Dr. Blasey by then.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fuK7c)

207 201 198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

So, I have to wonder...

...how the hell did CPL Avenatti NOT get mixed all up in NXIVM?

There's no way a creeper like him wouldn't be.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (jlHSA)

208 My Prediction:

Blasey-Ford refuses to testify out of 'solidarity' with Ramirez.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (Ldr3U)

209
[One year's probation doesn't sound like a win, if he didn't do it.
...

You don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (CZWkx)

210 Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

So who's checking her for tats?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (xEuHL)

211 207. Ask Stormy. She seems to have a brand, doesn't she?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

212 If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

213 >>Grassley is playing like George Costanza's fiance's parents when he said he was going to the Hamptons.


I painted my front door an ugly color of green because it was called 'Prickly Pete'!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (ulnyS)

214 I would so walk around in a "Go Get Daddy's Belt" t-shirt, if I wasn't too old for such things.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (cY3LT)

Skool *tips glass*

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (oFsfu)

215 Um ... that's not spit.

Posted by: Derganged Lefty Restauranteur at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

It's the secret sauce.

Posted by: Fast Times at Fordmont High at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

216 Edsel has no intention of appearing before the committee under oath or sending a written statement under oath. It's got to be underhanded, malicious, devious, full of slyness and innuendo or by making outrageous claims. It has to make a mockery of our institutions. It has to destroy the life of an innocent man. It has to stop Trump's agenda. The dems can't and won't do it any other way. They ENJOY doing it this way.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)

217 Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)

------

Oh yeah... if I had a restaurant, and people started this static, I'd kick them all out, even if it was a Dem congressman. If it turned out one of my employees was involved, I'd lock him in a closet until they promised to dance a soft-shoe for my amusement, and then fire his ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (Sbb4A)

218 OK.... ran my three miles... and its 94 outside... got a Capt. and Coke...

Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....


As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)

219 Zo, 5G is coming, but most phones are not compatible? What kind of travesty is that ???

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

220 My Prediction:

Blasey-Ford refuses to testify out of 'solidarity' with Ramirez.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (Ldr3U)

Pre-predicted, blyat.

Posted by: Miklos, predictor of Things at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)

221 It feels like it should be Thursday night. Is it Thursday night?

*checks*

...no. It's not. Not even close.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)


Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.

Alas... not yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)

222 9 Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)


Depends on what you mean by "testifies." Shows up? Even money, is my guess. Reads a prepared statement? Also a lead-pipe cinch, IF she shows up.

Answers questions substantively? I make three to one against.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (vnpiz)

223 201
198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM

saw once where it was alleged Stormy Daniels was a NXVIM girl.
Supposedly, the flowerly giant tattoo she has covers up the NXVIM tat.

Somehow, none of this surprises me.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (UsCnO)

224 Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.

Alas... not yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)


I am so effing sick of this whole thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (vnpiz)

225 Good evening my pretty pretties.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)

226 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)


The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.


The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.

Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution.


They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)

227 223. Degenerates all the way down. It always is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

228 It might as well be Thursday night. We'll have heard exactly as much from Dr. Blasey by then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fuK7c)


But I will be one day closer to handing off the on-call phone.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (y87Qq)

229 Gee.. ya know some Yelp reviews concerning food poisoning and detailing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea after eating in that restaurant that was complicit in the harassing of Cruz might be a fun endeavor..
It is time to fight back..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)

230 Pre-predicted, blyat.
Posted by: Miklos, predictor of Things at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)


How can you post-predict?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)

231 OK.... ran my three miles... and its 94 outside... got a Capt. and Coke...

Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....

As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++
Sounds like life there at The Villages is agreeing with you. Just watch out for the STD's. I hear they're epidemic down there.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft)

232 226 The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.


The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.

Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution.


They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)

Maxine Waters gave the game away.

"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (jlHSA)

233 Granted, it was the primary, not the general, but c'mon. Would anybody bet the mortgage payment on those numbers?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)


Not only that, but there were a lot of us who didn't vote in the primary who will be voting for Cruz in the general.
I don't think things were like that on the D side.

Cruz wins by 10+.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (SRarZ)

234 Umm.. what's up with beckoning chasm?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)

235 229 Gee.. ya know some Yelp reviews concerning food poisoning and detailing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea after eating in that restaurant that was complicit in the harassing of Cruz might be a fun endeavor..
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)[/i\

The chef makes burgers by slapping the patties into his armpit!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (vnpiz)

236 225 Good evening my pretty pretties.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)



Are you wearing the Mirror Universe Starfleet uniform?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (zRwJ/)

237 If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.

Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)

238 Hello there, Eris.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (y87Qq)

239 I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.


A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.

To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)

240 Zo, 5G is coming, but most phones are not compatible? What kind of travesty is that ???
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

-#--------------

A planned strategy to force the purchase of many new, expensive phones.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (I16G8)

241 221
Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)


Actually, I wouldn't want to be 15 again. That wasn't a very good time.

But point taken.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

242 Auscolypr, I have your drink of choice on hand, Good Sir!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (GHwQU)

243 Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (CZWkx)


You make me feel sad...

For Joshua.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (cY3LT)

244 How can you post-predict?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic

Ask Nate Silver.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)

245 231 OK.... ran my three miles... and its 94 outside... got a Capt. and Coke...

Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....

As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++
Sounds like life there at The Villages is agreeing with you. Just watch out for the STD's. I hear they're epidemic down there.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft


The... village you say?

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (NgKpN)

246 They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN

And yet......There they still are, free as bird, filthy as pig and noisy as a cat in heat.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (oFsfu)

247 My prediction:
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..

cries..
leaves..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)

248 223 201
198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM

saw once where it was alleged Stormy Daniels was a NXVIM girl.
Supposedly, the flowerly giant tattoo she has covers up the NXVIM tat.

==

NXVIM brand, not tat
but yeah, she once tweeted something like "oops I joined a cult" or something

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (dMvl+)

249 Are you wearing the Mirror Universe Starfleet uniform?
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (zRwJ/)
----
It's at the cleaners. We had a team build exercise on Triskelion.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)

250 244 Ask Nate Silver.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)

Also known as "Nostradumbass".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (jlHSA)

251 Maxine Waters gave the game away.

"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (jlHSA)


Shoulda picked our own cotton. Would've saved us a lot of hassle and dead weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)

252 How can you post-predict?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)

This is MY economy! I built that!!

Posted by: B, Hussein, seer and brilliant ex-post facto economic planner at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

253 198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM


He was also Austrian - German.
As was somebody else...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

254 Is Beckoning Chasm okay?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Ldr3U)

255 How can you post-predict?


Comme ca:


The Red Sox are going to turn it around and win in 2004.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (fuK7c)

256 229 Gee.. ya know some Yelp reviews concerning food poisoning and detailing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea after eating in that restaurant that was complicit in the harassing of Cruz might be a fun endeavor..
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)



Yelp has taken to issuing advisories that "This restaurant has recently been in the news and reviews may actually be about that instead of the quality of food and service." kind of crap.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zRwJ/)

257 BurtTC: Well, it's technically a "peace bond." Basically just can't get in contact with the accuser. But I'm hearing they have a kid and she still wants him to be involved as a dad? Anyway compared to getting pilloried it's a win.

And I'll admit I can't say for sure he's innocent but they're so smug about it I'm willing to take his side.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (lufB/)

258 247 My prediction:
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..

cries..
leaves..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)


I agree. I put that marker down some time ago. No way she answers any substantive questions. No. Way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)

259 251 Shoulda picked our own cotton. Would've saved us a lot of hassle and dead weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)

And best of all, I never would have been born.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)

260 My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy liberal neighborhood. Her first "welcome to the neighborhood" party was hosted by the woman across the street and her tranny son, and the guests (her new neighbors) proceeded to bash Trump and Cruz all night. My friend and her husband are not shy, did not hold their tongues, and left early.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)

261 253. See? What did I tell you people about Fritz?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)

262 I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.
------------------

A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.

To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)


Well hellz yeah. Otherwise, what would have been the point of the dream.

After all, I have some revenges to get.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

263 Didn't Cruz imply that Trump supporters had it coming in the 2016 Chicago rally or defend Antifa?

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (/8RAd)

264 247 My prediction:
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..

cries..
leaves..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)

Pulls a Lois Lerner, and then pleads the 5th?


There is Precedent now (F'n cowardly damn Congress critters who didn't arrest her for that).

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (NgKpN)

265 Hi Hogmartin!

Hey, guess whose car died on the way to the dealership?

I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

266 237
If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety
Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I
suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the
trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.



Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)

Wear Seattle Mariners gear, and they will feel so sorry for you, they will comp your meal.

Posted by: Venezuela at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (UsCnO)

267 253
He was also Austrian - German.
As was somebody else...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

Mozart?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (jlHSA)

268 242 Auscolypr, I have your drink of choice on hand, Good Sir!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (GHwQU)

*clink* looking forward to the mome, ty

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (oFsfu)

269 Looks like @fioladc still has no twitter comment on their free admission to the protesters. I suspect they were not seated customers. In a leftist metropolis like DC, I expect no apologies or noticeable loss of revenue over this performance art piece. Still curious what the first response will be.

Posted by: Downcast at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (VWE5i)

270 Sorry I missed the scumbag thread. Ace used alliteration i think. Whatever, it was poetic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (3SzRC)

271 After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)

272 This is MY economy! I built that!!
Posted by: B, Hussein, seer and brilliant ex-post facto economic planner at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)


You didn't build shit.

Wait - yes, you DID build shit. You just didn't build anything else. You're our own Robert Mugabe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (vnpiz)

273 off socialist sock, the one with holes in it

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (UsCnO)

274 How can you post-predict?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)

--------------

Ask #neverskankles. They seem quite good at it, in their own mind.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G8)

275 254 Is Beckoning Chasm okay?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Ldr3U)


He has sounded depressed lately.

That's just my take on it. He hasn't really said very much.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

276 A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.



To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch



You got that right. I can't have access to teenage girls now, but it isn't like I did when I was 15.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

277 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

+++
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)

278 doing another telephone poll.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (Z48ZB)

279 After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


But we have rebukes to administer, now that we've been buked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (vnpiz)

280 A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.



To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)


=====

It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

281 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)


They ... uh ... vibrate a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (vnpiz)

282 Is da beyoch under oath? No? Fuck her. Means nuttin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (3SzRC)

283 279. Rebukes are best bukes. Reprisals are best prisals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

284 It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

Yup... things would be WAAYYYYYYY different.

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

285 It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)


Yep. And to quote the song, I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (vnpiz)

286 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus??

They like to use a stick with four on the floor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

287 Posted by: BurtTC

...
Don't like your own words?
Don't speak them.


Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (CZWkx)

288 Mozart?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (jlHSA)

Did Mozart play piano in Austrian bath houses?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

289 Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (Z9C5C)

290 260
My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy
liberal neighborhood. Her first "welcome to the neighborhood" party was
hosted by the woman across the street and her tranny son, and the
guests (her new neighbors) proceeded to bash Trump and Cruz all night.
My friend and her husband are not shy, did not hold their tongues, and
left early.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)

I'm speculating that your friend will not be invited to the college football tailgate this Saturday morning.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (UsCnO)

291 Umm.. what's up with beckoning chasm?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)


He mentioned a friend's suicide the other night, but seemed to understand that the "if only I had just done this one thing" feeling is both common (almost universal) and false. That would be my guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)

292 282 Is da beyoch under oath? No? Fuck her. Means nuttin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (3SzRC)


Yep. Not under oath? Doesn't mean shit. It's like listening to the drunk at the end of the bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (vnpiz)

293 And leave my kid out of it, you lowlife shit.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (CZWkx)

294 I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.

None of these stunts are polling well in flyover country.

Posted by: Ellen at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (6Zmow)

295 They ... uh ... vibrate a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (vnpiz)

Both the four and six cylinder models have an optional "extra" piston.

Posted by: Miklos, shade tree mechanic and lesbian avoider at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (zCyNd)

296 277 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

+++
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)



Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians. At least that is the story. No clue where you run ads to just go after lesbians though. Lilith Faire?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (zRwJ/)

297 >>>92 Don Jr and Kim in MT tonight.

it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (1YQLC)

298 Ask #neverskankles. They seem quite good at it, in their own mind.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G


Some insist on the negative. Some insist on the positive.

Both are full of shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)

299 >>>''I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.''

What happened?

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (q177U)

300 Did Mozart play piano in Austrian bath houses?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

+++++
Not sure. But I do know from watching "Amadeus" that Mozart liked to fart and giggle a lot.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)

301 He has sounded depressed lately.

That's just my take on it. He hasn't really said very much.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)



His comment upstream sounds worrisome, does anyone know how to check on him?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (myjNJ)

302 280
It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)


Yeah, if I could go back to 1980 I'd put every dime I have into Apple and Microsoft stock. I'd even sell my house for cash to buy more stock and live in a motel for awhile.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

303 Hey, guess whose car died on the way to the dealership?

I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)


oooh... nice!

are you sniffing the car right now

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)

304 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
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I honestly never knew it was a thing until somebody told me here. Apparently Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

305 There's always room for pudding.

Posted by: Inmate #241 at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (Tyii7)

306 BurtTC: Well, it's technically a "peace bond." Basically just can't get in contact with the accuser. But I'm hearing they have a kid and she still wants him to be involved as a dad? Anyway compared to getting pilloried it's a win.

And I'll admit I can't say for sure he's innocent but they're so smug about it I'm willing to take his side.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (lufB/)


I don't know anything about the story, so I guess if it's what they call here (I don't know about elsewhere) an SIS, then it goes away in a year.

Which I guess is technically probation, but I always think of probation as being with a conviction.

Still and all, I wouldn't want something like that on my record, and those people on my back, if I didn't do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (cY3LT)

307 300 Not sure. But I do know from watching "Amadeus" that Mozart liked to fart and giggle a lot.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)

Oh sure, like YOU'VE never had a spontaneous attack of the gigglefarts. *pffft*

Posted by: Mozart at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (jlHSA)

308 >>it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.


I guided a friend of his a couple times before I stopped the whole rent a friend thing. Never took Don out, though.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (ulnyS)

309 237 If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.

Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)


Wear a MAGA hat, order a meal, and then send it to a table full of liberals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (vnpiz)

310 To be 15 again, would be like Steins Gate, anime, no matter the path, somehow we would end up in the exact same place.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)

311 are you sniffing the car right now
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)
---
Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)

312 291 Umm.. what's up with beckoning chasm?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)

He mentioned a friend's suicide the other night, but seemed to understand that the "if only I had just done this one thing" feeling is both common (almost universal) and false. That would be my guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)


Yes, it is... those of us who have experienced those feelings, can never really shake them.


We will always wonder, 'what, if'.

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NgKpN)

313 To quote Insty, "All they had to do is not act crazy."

The Blue Wave could have happened, and the GOPe would have gone along for the ride. 12 years ago they did it by running the Blue Dogs, pretending to be moderate but then voted the party line.

But no, they gotta be all Psycho to the point that they alienated their allies the GOPe so much that the GOPe is now their worst enemy.

The Chicken Weeps.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (tPFB+)

314 I'm sure a lot of alpha Texans will see how the betas in DC treated a fellow Texan and be more likely to make it to the polls in Nov.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (MIvRT)

315 You guys... I think I've hit saturation point on this whole thing. It's just too upsetting and too exhausting and too rage-inducing. I'm keeping the Kavanaughs in my prayers but I'm going through some stressful personal ish, so I am forced to tap out before I melt into headline fodder.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (ym2oE)

316 It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

317 Well *I'm* not full of shit. Today.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (N1ZXu)

318 Yeah if the last few weeks have taught us anything it's that the Justice system is DEFINITELY not slanted in favor of female accusers.


Dumbass.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (CZWkx)

319 92 Don Jr and Kim in MT tonight.

it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (1YQ
+++
Donald Trump Jr. and Kim Jong Un are hanging out in Montana?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (2sCft)

320 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)


they are fun to drive
whatcha get?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)

321 Can we finally get the UN off of US soil?

Let some other host this bunch of thieves and anti semites with delusions of global government.

Screw 'em. Cut all funding, remove all immunities from all the delegates, start taxing the properties.

Let 'em complain tell them to take their bs walking.

Send them to Brussels or Switzerland.

They'll like it better there anyway.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (4sntq)

322 Wear a MAGA hat, order a meal, and then send it to a table full of liberals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (vnpiz)

No.

Would confirm existence of free lunch.

Posted by: Frederic "Miklos" Bastiat at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

323 314. Cruz is a leaf, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)

324 I love the cock. Like I really really love it. I stress eat when I don't have a high hard one available to me on demand. Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (k2d6x)

325 So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever, the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)

326 286 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus??

They like to use a stick with four on the floor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

What they really want is a man, baby.

Posted by: Fred at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (6Zmow)

327 Also, he's over in Bozeman area I think.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (ulnyS)

328 Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians.

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Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)

329 Yeah, if I could go back to 1980 I'd put every dime I have into Apple and Microsoft stock. I'd even sell my house for cash to buy more stock and live in a motel for awhile.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)


I used that as an example of why people whining about "price gouging" are full of shit.

I'd like to buy Microsoft and Apple stock at par value. Surprisingly, nowadays, you can't do that. Why? Because it's value NOW is not the same as its value was THEN.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (vnpiz)

330 Both the four and six cylinder models have an optional "extra" piston.

Posted by: Miklos
..............
so.. counts as LGBTQ and multi-gendered?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (438dO)

331 Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

++++
You just had to go there, didn't you, Eris.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)

332 It's like listening to the drunk at the end of the bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (vnpiz)
-----------------

Sometimes, the drunk at the end of the bar can be interesting. At least more truthful than Tater and Friends.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)

333 Oh sure, like YOU'VE never had a spontaneous attack of the gigglefarts. *pffft*
Posted by: Mozart at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (jlHSA)

And to think, he's the famous one.

Posted by: F. Murray character at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (oFsfu)

334 317 Well *I'm* not full of shit. Today.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (N1ZXu)

You're Welcome.

Posted by: Metamucil at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (jlHSA)

335 Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (k2d6x)

What are you doing later?

Posted by: Gary at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (6Zmow)

336 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)

I wanted one so bad but I was too tall and large to fit in.

Seriously, I could not get in the door. A forester.

I wanted a car to haul stuff in but not a truck.

Wound up getting a truck.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (4sntq)

337 >>260

My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy

liberal neighborhood.

They need to get a Harley with straight pipes and a loud stereo. Make it hell on Earth for the neighbors while looking for another house.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (r9UYA)

338 Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)


"Buy our car and we'll supply you with a vibrator, batteries, and if you're family-oriented, a turkey baster!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (vnpiz)

339 Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)


I bet it smells delicious. What model is it?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)

340 328 Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians.

-------

Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)

All they want is Lesbiansraum. .

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

341 >>Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).


I think it's kinda more like a pair of scissors.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (ulnyS)

342 Hey, my 2Am work is cancelled. Just got the call. Something bad must be going on. The Hospital is on "diversion". Meaning the ER is FULL. Good for me I guess, though the job will still have to be done in the next few weeks sometime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

343 After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


That's why I want to be 15. If I was any older, I'd have a conscience about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (cY3LT)

344 Cruz is a leaf, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)

"Yosoy un hombre sincero
De donde crecen las palmas..."

Posted by: Miklos Marti at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

345 I love it when you talk dirty.

Posted by: Harriet at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (6Zmow)

346 I love the cock. Like I really really love it. I stress eat when I don't have a high hard one available to me on demand. Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand

PolitiFact rates this as "Highly Probable" and Snopes agrees.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (xEuHL)

347 whatcha get?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)
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2018 Forester (green). I love it. Too many bells and whistles, but the era of button-mashing and knob twirling has passed.

I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

348 277 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

Did you get the free restraining order against crazy stalker ex-girlfriend?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (5jVnA)

349 331 Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

++++
You just had to go there, didn't you, Eris.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)


The most obscene expression in chemistry: mother liquor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (vnpiz)

350 Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)


I feel that way about chrome.

Sniff Away, Eris. Enjoy the pleasures when you can.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (DUqif)

351





Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris




You come on like it's all natural darling
But you know, oh it's really only naturalette
It's just like all of your leathers darling, they don't scare me
I know it's really only leatherette
I take it down, gonna wash it down
I scrub you on down in any old launderette
I can't get the kind of love that I want
So let's just dance, and I'll forget

Posted by: David "Bander"Johansen at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (fuK7c)

352 >> the era of button-mashing


They do that, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (ulnyS)

353 Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

Naw. You would have hit something like you were 29 and knew everything. Then you would have crazy stalking you.

See 310.

Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (rhXTS)

354 Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)

You jyst may have blew their computer. Did they ask anything about MJ what's her name?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (oFsfu)

355 325
So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and
will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever,
the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true
idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)
Like a bored cat with a mouse.

I like it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (UsCnO)

356 Weather seems fine. Maybe a multicar pileup.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

357 325 So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever, the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)

Letta me guess. 38-26-38.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (k2d6x)

358 Hey, my 2Am work is cancelled. Just got the call. Something bad must be going on. The Hospital is on "diversion". Meaning the ER is FULL.

Gang war erupt?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (vnpiz)

359 Here it is, Cruz speaking of the 2016 Chicago rally and the violence perpetrated against Trump supporters:

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas said, "When you have a campaign that affirmatively encourages violence, you create an environment that only encourages that sort of nasty discourse."

Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (/8RAd)

360 So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever, the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.
Posted by: LASue

I had a robocall identified as the DCCC yesterday. I told them I was 30 and single and loved Trump and Comstock (VA-R10). I'm actually over sixty and married.

Posted by: Capitano Schettino at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (FTlwv)

361 That's why I want to be 15. If I was any older, I'd have a conscience about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (cY3LT)


15 will get you 20.

Posted by: James at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (6Zmow)

362 Regarding the rapid response of the Crazy Progressives to a Republican target dining at a restaurant:

I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation list. That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the right place time.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

363 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (vnpiz)

Is that like warp speed in Spaceballs?

You know we all live in the past because when the future gets here it's gone. All we remember is the past.

There is no now.



Or spoon.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (4sntq)

364 We had a Subaru for a shuttle car at the shop I used to manage. We dubbed her Billie Jeanbaru.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (ulnyS)

365 Anybody heard from Laughing in Tx lately?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (GHwQU)

366 04
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)

---'

I honestly never knew it was a thing until somebody told me here.
Apparently Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit
together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).





Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

The only time (3x) I've seen liberal stickers 'literally' covering the back of the car including windows it has been a Subaru. Including the = sign, rainbow and "why do you care who I marry?" Still not sure why Subaru's but there ya go. Each time I do, i take a photo an send it to my conservative friend who has one."hey, is this you?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (3SzRC)

367 Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

Subaruterus?

Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (rhXTS)

368 Off, you stale Chicken of the Sea sock

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (FTlwv)

369 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

Pat It IS

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

370 so technically it would be prevenges

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


=====

Post-prevenges? Hate the time travel paradox ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (WqPYg)

371 Sniff Away, Eris. Enjoy the pleasures when you can.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (DUqif)
---

Gotta grab life by the short hairs!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (kQs4Y)

372 Sometimes, the drunk at the end of the bar can be interesting. At least more truthful than Tater and Friends.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)

And sometimes buys rounds.

Posted by: Miklos, at the second to last seat at the bar at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (zCyNd)

373 I love the cock. Like I really really love it. I stress eat when I don't have a high hard one available to me on demand. Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand


Shep, is that you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (vnpiz)

374 Of course they go with media-friendly lesbians for their car ads. They don't have flaming queens exclaiming "I can fit as many friends in this car as I can up my ass!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (2j6J5)

375 Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.

Just shows either how stupid some advertisers or customers are.

Unless there is possibly some particular modification that serves the needs of lesbians, and, jokes aside, I doubt it, there's no 'car made for lesbians' angle of any substance. Just another emotional manipulation that idiots fall for.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

376 Tucker is lighting up a dog turd on his show .

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (CZWkx)

377 so technically it would be prevenges

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


So how do you stop something that's already happened? Postventing it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (vnpiz)

378 >>>I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.


Brad.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (tPFB+)

379 Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

Socialists are pretty good at using expensive iPhones to organize flash mobs and protests on rather short notice. Funny that.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (MIvRT)

380 Gang war erupt?


You're guess is as good as mine. The last time the ER went into diversion was when that busload of HS kids from Texas went into the creek at highway speed a few months ago. All our hospitals in the area got casualties from that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

381 Anticipatory Retaliation. I've always liked that term.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

382 2018 Forester (green). I love it. Too many bells and whistles, but the era of button-mashing and knob twirling has passed.

I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

- 2018
- not throwing a gender reveal party for your new Subaru

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (k2d6x)

383 When's the hanging?

Posted by: Kirk at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (6Zmow)

384 So, we have a relative who is a rabid leftist and lives in Boulder. There is a non-zero chance this person knows Ramirez and might have been involved in the pro-Ramirez demonstration, so I checked their FaceBook page to see if there was any mention of the event or Ramirez.

Nothing. Struck out.

Posted by: Emmie at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (4HMW8)

385 Y'all, I said I'm DRUNK!!!

Posted by: Mating call of the Christine Belle, or maybe the Ramirez chick at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

386
Maxine Waters gave the game away.

"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."


She seems nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

387 I choose to be a sock puppet without triggering the infamous Errod 500.

So I am really Kirsten Gillebrands nose.

Weirdly altered and obviously fake. I used to be much longer before the surgery.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (on9/0)

388 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.


Pat?

Posted by: Laura at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (6Zmow)

389 Name it Prickly Pete!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (ulnyS)

390 Do Subaru's come with the flannel seat option?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (GHwQU)

391 >> Tucker is lighting up a dog turd

Unsure as to this dog turd's gender, really. From the facial hair, I assume xe identifies more on the male side of the spectrum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (PMKe/)

392 The Blue Wave could have happened, and the GOPe would have gone along for the ride. 12 years ago they did it by running the Blue Dogs, pretending to be moderate but then voted the party line.

But no, they gotta be all Psycho to the point that they alienated their allies the GOPe so much that the GOPe is now their worst enemy.

The Chicken Weeps.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (tPFB+)

The only House Special Election they won was with one of these pretend moderates, and yet none of them listened to what the results were telling them (swing voters prefer pretend moderate Dems to radical Leftist Dems). Amazing.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (Ldr3U)

393 Well ... its not all gloom and doom.

Dropped my phone right on the point of an escalator in OKC. Screen Protector shattered to Hell.

Screen itself is totally fine. Wish I remembered the brand. It worked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (DUqif)

394 353 Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

Naw. You would have hit something like you were 29 and knew everything. Then you would have crazy stalking you.

See 310.
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (rhXTS)

The hypothetical includes knowing what I know now, so I would've enjoyed life more but been attuned to the warning signs of teh crazy and adjusted accordingly. If, however, life would inexorably follow the same path and play out the exact same way as you posit, and I knew this, then I would likely go jump off a tall bridge.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

395 Just another emotional manipulation that idiots fall for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

------

They do that because it works.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (/8RAd)

396 Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)


Did she get that nail fungus thing taken care of? Because otherwise she'll be wearing hip waders in my next film.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (sXefu)

397 I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation list.
That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the right
place time.


Word was somebody at Fiona (or all of them) knew Cruz had reservation and called the antifa thugs. Not sure how good of an idea it is to potentially alienate half of your potential clientele in DC though.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (TUU1F)

398 Ben Had
Laughing in Texas was fighting through Pixy's latest improvements a couple of threads ago.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (CZWkx)

399 Spiny Norman!

Steely Dan!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (kQs4Y)

400 "The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.

The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.
Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution. Posted by: Don Q
Well, to develop my theory/hypothesis that "we are NOT a nation of laws", I mean first and foremost we are a people. What makes us a people is not our law.

The law protects us (a people) FROM the tyrants, but it does not define us, it is not our essence. (see what I'm trying to say? see Bastiat and "the law turned upside down")
I believe LIBERTY is the basis of the Republic, individual, then local, then state, THEN federal Sovereignty. The Law (constitution) is what keeps tyrants from ruling over US. The Law is not (foundation of) The Republic ... it is to prevent tyrants from using government to RULE OVER the true foundations of Liberty.

The Republic, for which I stand, is Liberty, mostly in juxtaposition to LAW. That is why our constitution is so called "negative liberties" -- what the government cannot do TO US.

I think that is Different.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (Cus5s)

401 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

Revvin Hood

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (dMvl+)

402 It's really like living with people who subscribe to an alternate reality.

To hell with due process, rights of the accused. Forget proving your case, or providing facts and making an intellectual, intelligent argument.

It's harass, filibuster, lie, undermine, subvert, destroy, force, intimidate, belittle and act like a despot.

Enough of these Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (xtmwf)

403 I am also Errod 500!

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (on9/0)

404 Socialists are pretty good at using expensive iPhones to organize flash mobs and protests on rather short notice. Funny that.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (MIvRT)


iPhones are the best, I love mine.

Posted by: Mark at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)

405 Posted by: Mating call of the Christine Belle, or maybe the Ramirez chick at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

*asks barkeep to turn up the volume of tv*

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (oFsfu)

406 Gotta grab life by the short hairs!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (kQs4Y)

Life gets full Brazilians.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

407
Martina had a pusimony suit from one of her lovers one time, didn't she?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (PMKe/)

408 403 I am also Errod 500!
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (on9/0)


I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Nathan at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)

409 When's the hanging?
Posted by: Kirk at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (6Zmow)


**Looks downward**


Always.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (cY3LT)

410 Another chick licker car is the squashed beetle.

The one with the flower vase on the dash?

Yeah. Don't see too many guys driving one.

Unless it's their female husband sitting in the passenger seat.

All they had to do was use the last set of drawings when they brought the bug back but NOOOOOO they just had to finger it to show they were worth their phony baloney jobs.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (4sntq)

411 Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (/8RAd)

Ha. I forgot about that, and I mostly have forgiven him that as campaign posturing. He was not the man for the hour, but still a good asset as Senator and maybe SCOTUS.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

412 ' I need to name it. Unsure as to gender

Tucker

Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

413 Life gets full Brazilians.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)


Ouchie.

Posted by: Olivia at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)

414 I...AM...Kirok!!!!!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)

415 Tucker is lighting up a dog turd

How the fuck do you roll one of those ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (DUqif)

416 Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?

I don't want to hear that it'll ruin your GAINZZZZZ.

Posted by: Metamucil at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (jlHSA)

417 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender


Turn it upside down and check.

Posted by: Paul at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (6Zmow)

418 Also?

Go fuck yourself you sophomoric, preening, overbearing tick-turd.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (CZWkx)

419 Kirok? I dont get it

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (dMvl+)

420 412 ' I need to name it. Unsure as to gender

Tucker
Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

It's a Lesbianmobile, not a Trannymobile.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (jlHSA)

421 Subaruterus?
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (rhXTS)

Fallopian Falcon?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (5jVnA)

422 Dear ScoggDog. How the fuck do you roll one of those? With gloves, light and immediantly hand off to a libtardian.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (on9/0)

423 I...AM...Kirok!!!!!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)


Well if you see Korrok, tell him I said hi.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)

424 Joshua's dad, Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (GHwQU)

425 >> I am Spartacus!

Do you have Spartacus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h3Hs7IB04

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (PMKe/)

426 NP

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (CZWkx)

427 Fallopian Falcon?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (5jVnA)

+++
Hmmm. I LIKE it!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)

428 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender


MeanGreenMachine

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (AMIL/)

429 ibguy is less than $200 short of his goal for the Cancer Walk

http://bit.ly/2N2cLqb

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (yQpMk)

430 >>>Donald Trump Jr. and Kim Jong Un are hanging out in Montana?

no!
i was talking about the mighty rower.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (1YQLC)

431 I don't know this Joshua's Dad ... but I kinda' like his style.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (DUqif)

432 353 Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


I've thought about this, and realistically, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have fucked up other things that you haven't thought of right now. Life is full of caprice, and the future is unknowable.

I was booked to fly on Pan Am 103 on the fateful day, but decided the timing on the US end was too tight, and had my secretary move up my flight by a day. But for that apparently inconsequential decision, I wouldn't be here today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)

433 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX8)

434 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender


Turn it upside down and check.



We get mail trucks up and down our road all the time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

435 oh, Eris, how about El Gecko

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (dMvl+)

436 no!
i was talking about the mighty rower.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (1YQLC)

*** puzzled look. Blink. Blink. ***

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (2sCft)

437 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?

Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)

438 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)

Tall bridge it would be, then.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

439 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?


She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

440 Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (on9/0)

Bet it tastes like shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (DUqif)

441 Just punched the numbers for an auto phone poll to say I was a 45 yo female liberal who is voting the straight KS Republican Ticket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

442 Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

Did she get that nail fungus thing taken care of? Because otherwise she'll be wearing hip waders in my next film.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (sXefu)


No thanks, Quent. I'll take Jennifer Jason Leigh with rotted teeth or Diane Kruger with a bullet in her stem instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (cY3LT)

443 ibguy is going to be well over his goal soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (GHwQU)

444 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)

After that hard drive from Cali she'll be slap happy goofy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (1g7ch)

445 The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.

Governmental corruptions is rife in them because the government is so easily bribed.

They're easily bribed because the laws are not enforced equally across all different ethnicities, religions, financial backing, family ties etc.

That's where ppl pay to get the law inclined in their favor and that goes all the way down to the cop on the corner.

Also in 3rd world countries the arbiters of the law are not paid well or trained well and so they have a inclination to take those bribes because they see their bosses take bribes from the richer for larger crimes.

Examine any 3rd world country and they will all have that trait in common.

Even those that were under western civ rule for a while still practice this civilization killing custom.

Like India and some of the African states. Russia also fell into it due to the poverty of their population and because it was a dictatorship of sorts for a long time.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (4sntq)

446 And who else summered in the mid-Atlantic?

Posted by: Florence at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

447 310
To be 15 again, would be like Steins Gate, anime, no matter the path, somehow we would end up in the exact same place.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)


=====

Sounds like the way the movie "Sliding Doors" ended ... which, for me, was unsatisfying.

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (WqPYg)

448 After that hard drive from Cali she'll be slap happy goofy.


She's been gobbling speckled birds like tic-tacs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (yQpMk)

449 Ford FFFFF-150

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (2NqXo)

450 I'm only surprised that Madam DeFienstein isn't knitting while listening to Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (YgbOr)

451 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?


No, she'll be in her cups because Eris bought a Subaru instead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (fuK7c)

452 Just punched the numbers for an auto phone poll to say I was a 45 yo female liberal who is voting the straight KS Republican Ticket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

You should've claimed to be a 75 yo Transgender Eskimo.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (Ldr3U)

453 Just punched the numbers for an auto phone poll to say I was a 45 yo female liberal who is voting the straight KS Republican Ticket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

And Subaru owner.

Posted by: Mr. Miklos Monkeywrench at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

454 The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.

Grammar foul: tense error.

"was," not "is."

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)

455 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

===
totally had the sex with some girl in Canada

Maybe they needed a Canuk interpreter.
Canukii "Beaver" does not always mean what you think.

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (+sgn6)

456 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

------

Yeah it's that. The backing track is one of these breathy-hipster-chick-covers-a-classic-song things that are so popular in advertising these days. The song is "The Wanderer," by Dion.

The lame Toyota kale eater changes it to "I'm the type of girl who likes to roam around..." Fair enough. But then she leaves the "...when I find myself fallin' for some girl..." lyric the same.

Toyota's marketing department is in the SJW zone, full on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (Sbb4A)

457 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

-------------------
She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)


They sent Ben Shapiro over, with a couple grams of coke, and oil for her corns, so she's all good now.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (cY3LT)

458 I am so punch drunk right now.

Posted by: Keith Ellisons Blind Date at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (DCE/L)

459 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)


If she's wearing the sunglasses, you'll know.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (y87Qq)

460 And who else summered in the mid-Atlantic?

Posted by: Florence at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)


Cthulhu?

Posted by: Phil L. at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (sXefu)

461 I like the time travel short story avout the guy who went back in time to kill his cheating wife's dad
came back to see her still alive
went back to kill her mom
she's still alive
did it for several geberas
finally realized that each time he was trying to change the past he was just making himself less real
he ended up a forgotten ghost

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)

462 Why would Kavanaugh testify if he's innocent?

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (XcgmW)

463 Like India and some of the African states. Russia also fell into it due to the poverty of their population and because it was a dictatorship of sorts for a long time.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (4sntq)


SOME of African states? Are there any exceptions? Make that ALL of African states. Also ALL of Central and South America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (vnpiz)

464 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

So should I answer those Nielsen calls?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (n9EOP)

465 455 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

===
totally had the sex with some girl in Canada

Maybe they needed a Canuk interpreter.
Canukii "Beaver" does not always mean what you think.
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (+sgn6)


Great. Kav lied to a brother 30 something years ago.

He's toast.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (1g7ch)

466 You know?

If anyone in Congress gave an actual FUCK about the impact of any of this gutless sniping by unaccountable weak-kneed pu55ies on the families of the targets?


None of this would be public.
Video recordings can be archived and opened to the public AFTER the question and answer period is over.
Publicity is the coin of this realm.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (CZWkx)

467 She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)


They've all changed their tune in the last twenty-four hours. Some more than once.

Fuck ... I have no idea how this will go now. Neither do they.

But I hope Kav makes it. I do not like the guy's interview ... but anybody willing to go through that for the job ought to get it.

That dude is fighting for his professional career ... the GOP better give him a vote ... one way or the other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (DUqif)

468 Hah.

You got that right.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (CIolt)

469 The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.


I use this formulation often, as you guys know: Tyranny is not marked out by it's severity, but rather by it's capriciousness.

One law for them, a different law for you, and it can change in an instant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

470 She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)


They sent Ben Shapiro over, with a couple grams of coke, and oil for her corns, so she's all good now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (cY3LT)


Or she got a message from her office, telling her how pissed off all the phone calls were.

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (NgKpN)

471 did it for several geberas

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)


Honestly that's the only reason I do pretty much anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (y87Qq)

472 The TX Mo Me is going to auction off the first ever Horde coloring book, featuring some well known threads and signed by attending Horde, All proceeds go to ibguy's charity.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)

473 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)


That girl in Canada gets a shitload of action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (vnpiz)

474 Sorry, my keyboard is drunk

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (dMvl+)

475 I don't see how one could say that we haven't been living under tyranny for quite a few years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

476 433 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX


*shrugs*

Your guess is as good as anyone else's.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (0QYMt)

477 Wasn't there a time-travel story about a baffled Austrian guy what kept getting attacked by time-traveling Jewish assassins and ended up deciding to do something about it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)

478 Some insist on the negative. Some insist on the positive.



Both are full of shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)

Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (imSgd)

479 Mr. Miklos Monkeywrench

They didn't ask about my car, but that goes on the list if they do. A good response. Thanks.


Surfperch

Alas, only age and sex asked for demographic purposes. But I do have some quite exotic DNA in my system, from a past ancestor. If they ask, I will consider going there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

480
"was," not "is."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)


Thanks for clearing that up, Grammar Nerd.

Posted by: Sydney at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (6Zmow)

481 Ha. I forgot about that, and I mostly have forgiven him that as campaign posturing. He was not the man for the hour, but still a good asset as Senator and maybe SCOTUS.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

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Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."

Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)

482 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)

That's depressing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

483 Sorry, my keyboard is drunk
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (dMvl+)


I figured you were phoneposting. I just thought it was funny. Like the offspring of a goat and a zebra or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq)

484 One law for them, a different law for you, and it can change in an instant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

That has a "I'll be more flexible after the election!" feel to it!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (n9EOP)

485 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX

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I think she is waiting for the proper sized bribe for Alaska before voting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G8)

486 How the fuck do you roll one of those ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (DUqif)

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Pretty sure that was a scene in a Cheech and Chong movie...

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (EKYdb)

487 Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.


Only because NeverTrumpin' gets a rise out of us. If it didn't, he would be something else. It's the attention he craves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

488 Every time I drive by a golf course I get horny!

Posted by: Christine Ford Fusion (GPS Trim) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (XcgmW)

489 Trumps full UN speech.

It's funny they all laugh at him before he shuts them up with some statistical truth bombs.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (q177U)

490 If she's wearing the sunglasses, you'll know.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (y87Qq)


I have to say, I want to see this bitch now. NOT a photo of her almost 40 years ago, when she was a 4, but now. I'm betting that one look at her and you start estimating the over/under on the number of cats she has.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (vnpiz)

491 SOME of African states? Are there any exceptions?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (vnpiz)

Yes, one.

Posted by: Sao Tome and Principe at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (Ldr3U)

492 Sorry, my keyboard is drunk



Is it sexually molesting you?

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

493 I had a Subaru Forrester. Loved that car, handled great. The boy spawn outgrew it. Literally could barely fit in the car and not comfortable. We got a bigger awd Chrysler and hubbymayhem took over the Subaru. .
Went to a memorial service at the cemetery and pappymayhem collapsed. 911 is called, responders arrive pappy refuses transport to hospital. They ask if he is sure yes yes go away. Lady smiles and suddenly everyone is moving quickly. They have another call, car wreck gotta go. 20 minutes later the boy spawn arrives with my cousin. Hands behind his back. Odd. Cousin says first you need to know everyone is all right. Spawn shift, blood on his arm. Turns out hubbymayhem And the two Spawn were the car wreck.
I drove hubby, and both spawn to the hospital while brother thing 2 drove pappy CT scans for all of them. My Subaru rolled down a steep hill and landed upside down. Boy spawn had a minor cut from broken glass, girl unharmed, hubby bruised up. Car totalled. But, the wrecker dropped it in the wrong place and we needed to move it. Hubby says got to have someone pull it, I said turn the key and see if the bitch starts. Hit the key, booms damn thing fired right up. Subaru is def on my short list for next car!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (myjNJ)

494 Dr. Ford says she will be handing out 37 year old candy for Halloween. "Don't worry it's still good. Trust me."

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (/DvFd)

495 But I do have some quite exotic DNA in my system, from a past ancestor. If they ask, I will consider going there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

So, you're grandfathered in for the hunting of baleen whales?

Posted by: Dr. Miklos, marine mixologist at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (zCyNd)

496
I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.


Call it Ishmael.

Posted by: Terry at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (6Zmow)

497 432
I've thought about this, and realistically, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have fucked up other things that you haven't thought of right now. Life is full of caprice, and the future is unknowable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)


Yeah. A few years ago I was working late, and some idiot ran into my parked car and caused considerable damage.

I mentioned to the cop who arrived at the scene that this wouldn't have happened if I'd left work at the normal time. He was pretty philosophical about it. He said, "There's no point thinking about it that way. If you had left work at the usual time, who's to say you wouldn't have gotten into an accident on your way home?"

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

498 @64
late to the thread, but notice that all the "witnesses" changed their tune when K hired the defamation lawyer. Very smart move.

Posted by: artemis at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (AwPyG)

499 best of luck with your new wheels, Eris !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (cJ6RQ)

500 Every time I drive by a golf course I get horny!

And, how.

Posted by: IHOP Waitress at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

501 472 The TX Mo Me is going to auction off the first ever Horde coloring book, featuring some well known threads and signed by attending Horde, All proceeds go to ibguy's charity.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)

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Only one?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (EKYdb)

502 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)

Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (imSgd)


Then ignore him.

Enough people ignore any of us here ... and we simply matter even less than now. We go away regardless of if we leave.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (DUqif)

503 >>>I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

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Moochelle?

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

504 Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."

Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)


Yeah, he whiffed badly on that one. He should enroll in PDT's graduate course in how to conduct politics. PDT makes mistakes - as everyone does - but, like an accomplished boxer, slips the punch more often than not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (vnpiz)

505 477 Wasn't there a time-travel story about a baffled Austrian guy what kept getting attacked by time-traveling Jewish assassins and ended up deciding to do something about it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)


I think that is a subplot of 'Preacher' that has not been fully revealed yet.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (1g7ch)

506 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (DUqif

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That was my reaction. He came off soft, but I respected him for it... clearly out of his element, but defending his reputation, whatever the cost.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (Sbb4A)

507 Holy moly, madamemayhem, that was quite a day!

Posted by: April at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (OX9vb)

508 Moochelle?
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

Thread Winner

Posted by: Vinson at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (6Zmow)

509 Since I'm starting to feel good again about Kavanaugh making it, I guess it's time for a fourth shoe to drop...

Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker, Wealthy Industrialist Building a Rollercoaster at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (XcgmW)

510 Another exception in Africa is Botswana. Except for the 20% of the population with AIDS, it is doing quite well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (hyuyC)

511 I think she is waiting for the proper sized bribe for Alaska before voting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G

Jeez, how many bridges do they need? There's only like two highways in the whole state.

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (sXefu)

512 > first ever Horde coloring book,

History of NYYankees, for Yankees Fans?

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+sgn6)

513 As that "Moralist", and alas, anti-semite, Joe Sobran put it: All their rules are unruly. You may think you know what the law is today, but you have no idea what it will be tomorrow.


The Left is always trying to change us into the New Soviet Man. They need lots and lots of laws that are constantly changing, whereas a good polity should have few laws and change them seldom because laws should only be reinforcing what the citizens are going to be doing anyway.

We have been living with each other for five thousand years of recorded history. Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

514 506 That was my reaction. He came off soft, but I respected him for it... clearly out of his element, but defending his reputation, whatever the cost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (Sbb4A)

And I don't think going out teeth gnashing, veins popping, and baying for blood would have been helpful, as satisfying as it might have been.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)

515 Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)

Take your word for it, so he goes on the enemy of my enemy list.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (5jVnA)

516 Just to brighten things up around here, it has been 687 days that Hillary Clinton has Not Been President.

Posted by: West at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (iynDC)

517 I know a lot of people wanted Cruz to be the nominee but he always seemed like an insider to me.

Posted by: Timmy at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (6Zmow)

518 NFL must be feeling the pressure.

I just had an ad from the NFL on my Twitter feed. Never saw *that* before.

"We're the NFL. YOU advertise on US, not the other way around!"

"Oh, er, on the other hand . . ."

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (953wK)

519 > Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.

No show: 95%
Shows, reads lawyer-written statement, then either refuses to answer questions or explicitly takes the Fifth: 4.99%
Actually testifies: 0.01%

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (TM5Iv)

520 Jeez, how many bridges do they need? There's only like two highways in the whole state.
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (sXefu)

Moose passes to nowhere

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (oFsfu)

521 513 We have been living with each other for five thousand years of recorded history. Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

Well, how ELSE are they going to justify making you disappear at their earliest convenience?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)

522 History of NYYankees, for Yankees Fans?
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+sgn6)

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So kindling for the rest of us?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (EKYdb)

523 Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)


You see, in a nutshell, this is why Cruz is a shitty retail politician. He could have said much the same thing without being so quotable, e.g., "I question Trump's support for those whose motivations are suspect." Something like that.

But no, Cruz, bright as he may be in other contexts, slams his foot squarely on the rake. Further proof that he is not ready for prime time politically, and never will be. Supreme Court Justice? Sure. President? No way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (vnpiz)

524 Dear ScoggDog, I agree with your assesment, which is why unlike Cheech, I did not inhale before passing to the Librtardian, even though said source was reputadly Labrador.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (on9/0)

525 Dr. Ford says she will be handing out 37 year old candy for Halloween. "Don't worry it's still good. Trust me."

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (/DvFd)


Is it candy corn? Because that shit gets stuck in my dentures.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (sXefu)

526 Since I'm starting to feel good again about Kavanaugh making it, I guess it's time for a fourth shoe to drop...
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker, Wealthy Industrialist Building a Rollercoaster at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (XcgmW)


Hush you'll jinx it.

Posted by: Tina at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)

527 will she...wont she...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

528 she will

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

529 dems will beat her silly if she does not show up

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)

530 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)

531 I know a lot of people wanted Cruz to be the nominee but he always seemed like an insider to me.
Posted by: Timmy at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (6Zmow)

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He was my first choice, before Trump came on strong. I warmed up pretty quickly to the candidate that did not need the donor class' money, and thus would owe no favors to them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)

532 510 Another exception in Africa is Botswana. Except for the 20% of the population with AIDS, it is doing quite well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (hyuyC)


Sounds great. Can they do that for us?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (vnpiz)

533 Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

Think of it creating new regulations as full employment for camp guards and it will make perfect sense!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (n9EOP)

534 527 will she...wont she...
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

Only her hair dresser knows for sure.

Posted by: Wendy at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)

535 I'm standing by my prediction that Ford will never take an oath. She may come or not, I don't know, but she won't be sworn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

536 My dream scenario is that the idiot twin sisters (Suzie-Q and CokeBear) get sufficiently bribed to get them to vote YES on Kav, Kav gets confirmed and is sworn in, the GOPe picks up, say 7-9 Senate seats and Turtle yanks any and all perks of seniority from these ditzes, removes them from any committees that have any value, and tells them to join the Dems if they don't like it.

Yeah, never happen. But a moron can dream, no?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (ig+cH)

537 There's a fifteen minute period right before closing time on early Sunday morning when I totally look doable in the parking lot.

Posted by: Christine Ford Fiesta in Cherry Red at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (XcgmW)

538 She won't. And she won't even give a mercy hanjob, neither. But she'll say she did.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (zLDYs)

539 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (6Zmow)

540 Is it candy corn? Because that shit gets stuck in my dentures.

And it's difficult to pass. *shart*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (Tyii7)

541 523
...
But no, Cruz, bright as he may be in other contexts, slams his foot squarely on the rake. Further proof that he is not ready for prime time politically, and never will be. Supreme Court Justice? Sure. President? No way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (vnpiz)


Trial run on the 9th Circus or DC?

A job for life. Cruz should take it either if offered.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (1g7ch)

542 >> will she...wont she...

Should I stay or should I go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (PMKe/)

543 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?


She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
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Call Murkowski tomorrow:

Phone: (202)-224-6665
Fax: (202)-224-5301

She has a husband and 2 sons.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)

544 https://tinyurl.com/omtf2nr
Blue-Eyed Soul

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (CZWkx)

545 Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic

Which part?

A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

546 the thread is embiggened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)

547 "I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. "

He behaved in a pretty weaselly manner at the end there.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (H8QX8)

548 529 dems will beat her silly if she does not show up
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)


I suspect, no, they won't. I suspect that their nightmare scenario is the bitch shows up with a parrot on her shoulder, or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (vnpiz)

549 So kindling for the rest of us?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (EKYdb)

I use the WaPo Thanksgiving Sunday Edition for my fire starter. Lasts almost the whole wood stove season!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)

550 546 the thread is embiggened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)


Girthy even

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (6Zmow)

551 she'll be like : " to the best of my recollection...", and" I am not a well woman.."

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (bUjCl)

552 545 A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

I think he'd be happy enough with 13%.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (jlHSA)

553 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)


He seems to really rub some people the wrong way.

Of course, you could say that about GEOTUS, too.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (953wK)

554 Trial run on the 9th Circus or DC?


Take Kav's seat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)

555 A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)


Your choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (vnpiz)

556 That wasn't me!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)

557 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)

558 539 blew the margins

Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (zRwJ/)

559 Predicting a Lois Lerner special, sneaking a political, slanderous speech in and saying eff you on her way out.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (oFsfu)

560 hey, who blew the margins ??

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)

561 Aw, hell.

Jeff Sessions embiggened the blog!

IN HIS SLEEP!!!

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (953wK)

562 MAGA: We're going to hold the primary against Cruz still? FFS, Trump said his dad was involved in the JFK assassination. It's over. Name a better GOP Senator for advancing Trump's agenda since 2017 than Cruz.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (lufB/)

563 "The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.
Governmental corruptions is rife in them because the government is so easily bribed" jake

my point is "rule of law" (and politics) is "downstream of culture". We have our government bribed at the highest levels ... and Western Civ separates us sure, but that is not just "rule of law". It is our Christian heritage and Western values.

The law is being used against us, and we only hope there is enough law to stop those that have been ruling over us Above the Law. The Law has been for little people, as the IRS and Mueller have used it to destroy us, as they marched through the institutions (including DoJ) to destroy We The People.

The constitution is perverted in the courts ... Maybe we can use it to prosecute them, but in most of history, the gun and force have determined "the law". And "the people".

America is the land of Liberty ... not the land of Mueller/IRS/DeepState perverted law. (as Bastiat recognized ... the law turned upside down)

Third world countries are just places that have perverted their laws and ruled by force ... the question is where we are on that process, as globalist preach of some New World Order and operate far above our laws.

Clinton is still above the law ... Mueller is still running the coup ... blind faith in "we are a nation of laws" is delusional. NO ... the tyrant lunatic is in the congress hall. We The People have a vote, then we have guns ... The Law is a tool, GOD/LIBERTY is above the law. We hold these truths to be self evident.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Cus5s)

564 As I understand Grassley's game plan for Thursday, if Ford doesn't show there will not be a hearing. No questioning of only Kavanaugh.

The Dems really want to question Kavanaugh. I hope I'm wrong, but Ford may be pressured to be there, by forces way beyond her control.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

565 558 539 blew the margins
Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (zRwJ/)

How do you fix it?

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (6Zmow)

566 hey, who blew the margins ??


It's just ice cream.

Posted by: The Walrus at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (fuK7c)

567 That Sessions could fuck up a hamster's wet dream. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

568 547 "I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. "

He behaved in a pretty weaselly manner at the end there.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (H8QX


He did, indeed. He's a shitty retail politician, who has a tin ear for the people.

I understand. I'd be the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (vnpiz)

569 Posted by: Wendy at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (6Zmow)

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To the fucking barrel for blowing the margins.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (I16G8)

570 someone sent me some trader's candy corn popcorn.
it's pretty good.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (1YQLC)

571 I know a lot of people wanted Cruz to be the nominee but he always seemed like an insider to me.

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I had wanted Cruz, and switched once Trump clinched Indiana. No hard feelings. I think either could've beat the witch. In retrospect, I'm glad Trump won because he's tougher than Cruz Trump wouldn't run away from a restaurant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (Sbb4A)

572 Thanks Jeff, at least get some rem in between the zs

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (oFsfu)

573 second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (+g41/)

574 Clinton is still above the law ... Mueller is still running the coup ... blind faith in "we are a nation of laws" is delusional. NO ... the tyrant lunatic is in the congress hall. We The People have a vote, then we have guns ... The Law is a tool, GOD/LIBERTY is above the law. We hold these truths to be self evident.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Cus5s)


They are "The Resistance."

We are "The Restoration."

Restoration of the rule of law is really high on our agenda . . . I think I can safely say that for most everyone commenting here (except the trolls of course).

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (953wK)

575 Call Murkowski tomorrow:

Phone: (202)-224-6665
Fax: (202)-224-5301

She has a husband and 2 sons.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)


Rapists all, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (vnpiz)

576 Fuck Me ... even I have the common courtesy to use Bitly and use a space now and then.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (DUqif)

577 Dr. Wackadoodle's going to show up 15 minutes late on Thursday morning, drunk off her ass and wobbling around shouting at people just like that kid's dad in Hoosiers.

Posted by: Drama, Politics at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (XcgmW)

578 I was a big Cruz supporter when I thought that Trump would be a Northeastern Liberal Republican, at best.

But I was really disappointed in his convention nonish-endorsement.

Just one sentence at the end would have made it a great speech on principles; 'and yet this November, I will be voting for Donald Trump and you should too. It's that important.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (yQpMk)

579 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor
DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by
now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)


In a Prius full of cases of Red Bull and Depends.

Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (sXefu)

580 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
**********************
I love this man. He came out and supported Alex Jones even though Jones pushed the stupid conspiracy crap about his father and he has come out in support of Kavanaugh.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (hECVl)

581 'Early Night Open Thread'?

That's an arbitrary timeline!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (Ndje9)

582 564 The Dems really want to question Kavanaugh. I hope I'm wrong, but Ford may be pressured to be there, by forces way beyond her control.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

As somebody else said before :

Blasey-Ford will head-fake not showing.

Just long enough so that they move ahead and grill Kav.

THEN Blasey-Ford will "miraculously" show up, now that Kav has gone first.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (jlHSA)

583 557 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?
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Intercontinental railroad. 18 hours and they accept rubles.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (/DvFd)

584 I've been a baaaaaaad boy.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)

585 Somebody, please tell ALH what she need to do to unblow the margins.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

586 Who is Jeff Sessions? I thought the AGUSA remained vacant based on performance. I better check with Conservative Treehouse for loopy theories to the contrary.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (on9/0)

587 >> Turtle yanks any and all perks of seniority from these ditzes, removes them from any committees that have any value, and tells them to join the Dems

Trading your vote for pork for your district is how the game is played.

Turtle knows this as well as anyone else (he should... he's got decades of experience doing it).

As long as their demands aren't too outrageous (and the demands can be pretty high in a situation like this without crossing the boundary of "outrageous"), they'll get them. Turtle will not punish them at all. Indeed, he would consider them to be chumps if they'd done anything else.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (TM5Iv)

588 530 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)


I don't dislike Cruz, but there isn't a snowball's chance in hell he could have beaten the Clinton/Media Complex in 2016. Only Trump could have done that, and I saw it at the time.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

589 560 hey, who blew the margins ??
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)

I wish it was me.

*makes 4th trip to pasta and lasagna buffet*

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (k2d6x)

590 573 second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath

Sure, right up until she's invited to be there, say, 10:00 Thursday morning and then all of a sudden she's too busy getting her nails done and whatnot.

They are so, so desperate to try to stall this another week or two. Don't think Grassley's buying it though.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (ig+cH)

591 557 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)


Caffeine isn't going to get her there.
Coke or meth to get her there?

Or her "attorney" ...soros... could just rent a RV and a couple of drivers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

592 second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath


She needs to get her bio and statement in tomorrow then, first thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

593 She won't testify.

Best for the Dems if nothing is determined one way or another, they can just keep making up shit to satisfy their base.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (tPFB+)

594 > Just long enough so that they move ahead and grill Kav.

If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)

595 I think the way Cruz has become an ally of Trump speaks volumes of him as a man. Not a fucking sore loser

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (+g41/)

596 In a Prius full of cases of Red Bull and Depends.
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (sXefu)

Heh,

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)

597 560 hey, who blew the margins ??
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)


I did not have sex with that woman, ALH.

Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (5jVnA)

598 I never used bitly. Sounds obscene.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl)

599 Any thoughts from anyone on Bill Cosby?

I admit I will be shocked if he actually does any time in jail. I suspect either the judge will suspend the sentence, or Cosby will find some way to avoid going to prison (suicide or he flees).

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)

600 I wanted and voted for Cruz.

But for his virtues, the second half of his campaign was bad. His performance was bad, he got rattled by Trump and never recovered.

Trump out hustled and out manipulated everyone else.

And, weirdly, he's actually really good at being President. I'm honestly glad Cruz didn't win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (xJa6I)

601 The TX Mo Me is going to auction off the first ever Horde coloring book, featuring some well known threads and signed by attending Horde, All proceeds go to ibguy's charity.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)

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Only one?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (EKYdb)


Sweet! I hope I can make it.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (Z48ZB)

602 585 Somebody, please tell ALH what she need to do to unblow the margins.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

Yes, please do.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (6Zmow)

603 594 If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)

If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)

604 595 as well as Graham. Who knew the dude could find his gonads. Gonads is sexually neutral, ahem.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (on9/0)

605 595 I think the way Cruz has become an ally of Trump speaks volumes of him as a man. Not a fucking sore loser
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (+g41/)

Unlike some recently deceased dickweed from Arizona.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (oFsfu)

606 These witnesses need to be out on 8th ave. with a table and a pea

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (+g41/)

607 Just two shopping days until Christine NoMas.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (Z4rgH)

608 She needs to get her bio and statement in tomorrow then, first thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

Thought that today was the deadline?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)

609 530 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)

I'm with ya there.

Posted by: West at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (iynDC)

610 > If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?

Yes. More to the point, I think of Grassley tries to cave again, McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (TM5Iv)

611 If Professor Edesl is a no show at 10:00 Thursday morning Grassley should immediately recess the hearing, come back 15-minutes later and move to an immediate vote.

Under no circumstances should he force Kav to sit there while the despicable Democrats slander him.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (ig+cH)

612 I don't dislike Cruz, but there isn't a snowball's chance in hell he could have beaten the Clinton/Media Complex in 2016. Only Trump could have done that, and I saw it at the time.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

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I prefer Trump (now), but I still think Cruz would've beat the witch. People forget what a devious little fucker Cruz is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Sbb4A)

613 I won't testify, read my story in the New Yorker!

We don't know if Blasey-Ford's gonna show up.

PUT ME UNDER OATH! STOP THAT MAN!

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (jlHSA)

614 She's not showing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

615 It was nocturnal emissions what blew the margins.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Z9C5C)

616 McConnell is as pissed as a turtle can get.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk)

617 McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.

=

mkay

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (bUjCl)

618 I'm going out on a limb when saying this, but having to resort to shaming language as an expert in psychology and as a doctor really weakens your argument and credibility (which is what these female doctors are doing in this Netflix documentary).

They have no clue, and therefore will never solve the problem.

- Anders Breivik on Netflix

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (k2d6x)

619 This may have been covered already, but did anyone notice TuCa kept referring to Avenetti as "CPL" or "Creepy Porn Lawyer" throughout his show?

Does he lurk he? or is he a sock?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (brIR5)

620 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)

A coworker said he'll have a case of cancer or weak heart or some other fatal ailment.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (oFsfu)

621 If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)


I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

622 ....that was supposed to be alternating lines from Ramirez and Chi-Di.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (jlHSA)

623 598 I never used bitly. Sounds obscene.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl)


Exactly why I use it. Alot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (DUqif)

624 She's not showing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)


How far along is she?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)

625 The Democrat Mob who threatened the Cruzes posted the threats on Twitter. They don't violate Jack Dorsey's terms of service.

But a joke from James Woods does.

btw, one of the homosexuals even body-shamed Ted, telling him Beto was cuter. He thought he was Spartacus, but he was just Spartan. Like Cory.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (Ndje9)

626 Yes. More to the point, I think of Grassley tries to cave again, McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.

McTurtle seems pretty confident he has the votes.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (ig+cH)

627 > second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath


I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)

628 Yes, with the passing of dear John, what is left of the unrepentant Rhinos is Flakey, Corkscrew and two Skank Senators too goofy to move out of crappy climates.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (on9/0)

629 Tick-tock, Christine, tick-tock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (YgbOr)

630 How far along is she?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)

She's actually inverted.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

631 Rumor has it Flake is busy changing his name to "Bitter"



the guy thinks he's got a future at MSNBC

Even they have limited number of loss leaders

SUPERPUTZ

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (+g41/)

632 Everybody? STFD & STFU & support Cruz.

Too much gd PURITY.

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)

633 SMH, the gun thread page has a tank, in your honor and with your signature it's worth a bunch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (FyBLL)

634 599 Any thoughts from anyone on Bill Cosby?

I admit I will be shocked if he actually does any time in jail. I suspect either the judge will suspend the sentence, or Cosby will find some way to avoid going to prison (suicide or he flees).
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)

Female co-worker, who has been 29 for 29 years, says it is BS, they all were into that thing back then, and maybe asked for an extra hit because Bill is so big...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (1g7ch)

635 I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)


I'm sick of your fucking negativity troll !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (DUqif)

636 Under no circumstances should he force Kav to sit there while the despicable Democrats slander him.

It also keeps her from barging in as they are about to recess and demanding to be heard.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (brIR5)

637 McTurtle seems pretty confident he has the votes.


They did caucus today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (yQpMk)

638 627 > second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath


I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)

She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (jlHSA)

639 I initially wanted Cruz. I can admit now he wouldn't have done what Trump has, changing the entire playing field.

He bucked up, got on the team and he's excellent at being a bulldog. He's sharp as fuck. He's not a great politician- doesn't have "it." But if we're going to take back a lot of ground he's a good guy to have around.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (lufB/)

640
I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

Posted by: Junior Soprano
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Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (YgbOr)

641 >>98 Personally I am not interested because, of course, Paizo have SJWed it up

Paizo is trying to break into the big(er) time. They licensed the rules to a game maker who just released, today I think, the Pathfinder Kingmaker computer rpg which looks like it will probably do well. I like their starfinder setting better but that's all moot for me because I can't find anyone I know with time for more than a quick munchkin game or something.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (YR7aL)

642 SMH, the gun thread page has a tank, in your honor and with your signature it's worth a bunch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (FyBLL)


Will you take a check, or do I need to bring cash??

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (n9EOP)

643 Was Jeff Flake chemjeff all along?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (jlHSA)

644 Someone may have posted already because it's making the rounds.

Shits so crazy that Caitlyn Jenner just filed a lawsuit against Bruce Jenner accusing him of sexual abuse 30 years ago.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

645 >> Does he lurk he? or is he a sock?

I think Tucker was the originator of Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (PMKe/)

646 Dr. Ford now saying she can't drive though Red states because she doesn't feel safe, so she needs to go up through Canada. Should be there Monday.

Posted by: Rand McNasty at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (XcgmW)

647 "I want to testify under oath, but first..."

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (bUjCl)

648 627 Junior

Angie DICKINSON? Is she still... extant?

Twenty-three skidoo!

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (Cssks)

649 I liked Cruz, but did not want him for President
vs.
I did not like Trump, but did want him for President.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

650 641 Paizo is trying to break into the big(er) time. They licensed the rules to a game maker who just released, today I think, the Pathfinder Kingmaker computer rpg which looks like it will probably do well. I like their starfinder setting better but that's all moot for me because I can't find anyone I know with time for more than a quick munchkin game or something.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (YR7aL)

Yes, that was just put up on GOG today.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (jlHSA)

651 20% AIDS would kill the hook-up culture and put a premium on committed, monogamous, faithful relationships.

No way we need that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)

652 612
I prefer Trump (now), but I still think Cruz would've beat the witch. People forget what a devious little fucker Cruz is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Sbb4A)


Naw, Cruz is too cerebral for much of the electorate. He just wouldn't "click" the way Trump did.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

653 Maybe she'll show Thursday and flip on the Dims for outing her when she requested anonymity.

Posted by: dartist at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (K22Va)

654 I'm okay, everyone, and I thank you for your concern. "Okay" is a relative term of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)

655 She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

McConnell needs to tell her, privately, STFD and STFU. Her room-temperature IQ is starting to wear thin

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (ig+cH)

656 Really makes you think why no mass killers and serial killers are studied and documented outside of countries making up Western Civilization. It's almost as if it's on purpose and agenda driven.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (k2d6x)

657 > She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

McConnell's patience is used up. Collins doesn't get dick.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (TM5Iv)

658 Angie Dickinson, well-known for taking a BAD bitchslap from none other than Ronald Reagan in The Killers in 1964. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (feaxc)

659 Ben Had, my time off was approved so Mrs. E and I plan on being there next month. We are bringing chow and ammo, maybe even something of an alcohol nature.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (zLDYs)

660 Everybody? STFD & STFU & support Cruz.

Too much gd PURITY.
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)

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You never took any Dale Carnegie courses, did you? If you did, they owe you your money back.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (I16G8)

661 632 Everybody? STFD & STFU & support Cruz.

Too much gd PURITY.
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)

GFY.

Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (5jVnA)

662 I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

I'm sick of your fucking negativity troll !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (DUqif)


Dayum Scogg, I thought that was a pretty positive statement (for me)?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (n9EOP)

663 Twenty-three skidoo!

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (Cssks)

The bee's knees!

Posted by: Miklos, charlestoning like the cat's meow at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (zCyNd)

664 I'm okay, everyone, and I thank you for your concern. "Okay" is a relative term of course.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)


Thanks for checking back in. I hope I wasn't out of line by sharing what you'd mentioned.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (y87Qq)

665 NeverScallops...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (bUjCl)

666 >> I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson.

Big Bad Mama, full movie is on Youtube I see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7z4po2tBPA

I don't know if it's censored or not, as there is not "confirm your age" popup.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (PMKe/)

667 Let's blow this joint and head for a speaks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (feaxc)

668 I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.





Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)


Good god man, why?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (9Om/r)

669 glad you checked in Beckoning

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (dMvl+)

670 603 594 If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)

If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)


Hearing was over, until ChiFi imaginary friend with imaginary story,
It was your imagination. Hearing is still over.

/maybe

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (1g7ch)

671 I think Tucker was the originator of Creepy Porn Lawyer.
Posted by: publius,
-----------

It's been immortalized in the AoSHQ Style Book meme list as CPL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (YgbOr)

672 Smokey Feely Hands Uncle Joe is the king of periods! Emphasis in the original.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (on9/0)

673 I think Cruz is good in the Senate, and he would probably be a good Supreme Court justice. I just can't see him winning a Presidential election.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

674 651 20% AIDS would kill the hook-up culture and put a premium on committed, monogamous, faithful relationships.

No way we need that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)


I'm in a committed relationship.

It sucks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (DUqif)

675 > She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

McConnell's patience is used up. Collins doesn't get dick.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (TM5Iv)


I think they've really and truly pissed Grassley off.

Do you know how hard it is to piss off someone from Iowa?

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (953wK)

676 > Naw, Cruz is too cerebral for much of the electorate. He just wouldn't "click" the way Trump did.

I was a Cruz supporter, but, yeah, fully expected him to go down to defeat to Hillary.

Concur that he needs to be on the Supreme Court. If you think commie heads exploded over Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, just wait until it's Cruz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (TM5Iv)

677 Hrothgar, all proceeds go to ibguy's charity, but bidding will be fierce.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (FyBLL)

678 Let's not bicker on who is killing whom on this happy occasion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)

679 Angie DickinsonMorgan Fairchild

Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (Tyii7)

680 I'm still shocked Avenatti agreed to show up on Tucker's show.

I understand CPL left the studio a few feet shorter than when he arrived...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (feaxc)

681 Ben Had

I need to add crayons to my list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)

682 Concur that he needs to be on the Supreme Court. If you think commie heads exploded over Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, just wait until it's Cruz.

Cruz for RBG?

Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)

683 ScoggDog

Polyamorous is not possible?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)

684 Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (jlHSA)


So...she liked the sailors.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (NfFzi)

685 639 I initially wanted Cruz. I can admit now he wouldn't have done what Trump has, changing the entire playing field.

He bucked up, got on the team and he's excellent at being a bulldog. He's sharp as fuck. He's not a great politician- doesn't have "it." But if we're going to take back a lot of ground he's a good guy to have around.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (lufB/)

He won a Senate seat first go around as a big underdog. He was second to last man standing in a vicious primary. How you can say he's not a good politician and doesn't have it?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (2DOZq)

686 Neither Ford or the most recent accuser will ever testify before the Senate.
If they do, they will open themselves up to both civil and criminal liabilities.
This is nothing more than a last-ditch effort to delay the proceedings and
a lame attempt to sabotage Kavanaugh's confirmation.

Posted by: Leonard Jones at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (mxgwX)

687 car name, for Eris' new ride - Rhaegal, because green scales

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

688 Eromero, this is an alcohol and smoke friendly event. So glad that you are going to be able to come.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (FyBLL)

689 And yes, I'm definitely all in on Cruz for SCOTUS. The sweet cascade of liberal rage tears - it cleanses me.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (lufB/)

690 Do you know how hard it is to piss off someone from Iowa?
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (953wK)

Tell them you're from illinois.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (oFsfu)

691 yankeefifth: "won't her opening statement be sworn?"

Sorry for the delay. Had chores.

Anyhoo, it won't matter. I forget if it was Lois Lerner or not (it was a big name from the Obama Admin), but she made an opening statement under oath and then plead the 5th for the rest of the hearing. Not a thing was done for the violation.

So after an opening testimony and before questions, those appearing can get away with such a stunt unless and until the Committee bears down and punishes them. So that won't happen. But the charade will still continue wrt this particular Ford hearing with lots of silence after any initial remarks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (6eEQ+)

692 No worries hogmartin, We are all elementals here, the light may go out at any time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (l9m7l)

693 "Restoration of the rule of law is really high on our
agenda . . . I think I can safely say that for most everyone commenting
here (except the trolls of course).Posted by: filbert

Sure, my "we are NOT a nation of laws" point is that we are a people first, we have liberty under God FIRST.

We restore the law (which protects my God/Liberty sovereingty point) by recognizing when the law has been perverted (Bastiat).
One nation under God with Liberty and Justice for All. That is not determined by changing the law to make us communist, even if they get 100 senators to declare we are now servants of government. They could pass that law .. it would NOT apply to a nation under God, it would only apply to a "nation of laws".
see what Ima sayin?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (Cus5s)

694 654 I'm okay, everyone, and I thank you for your concern. "Okay" is a relative term of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)


I'm glad to hear that. Some of your comments lately had me worried about you.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

Creepy Porn Lawyer Denies 4Chan Prank Claim But Does Not Disprove the Anonymous Allegation Made Against Him So He's Guilty As Fuck

Here's the problem with his denial, though: he's a scumbag.



Well, we'll see.

He claims he just locked his account due to "Trump trolls."

Wait, he didn't already have those?

In the meantime, though, Democrats are keeping their distance from him.

And if Democrats, who are all scumbags -- Chuck Schumer has declared that the presumption of innocence is now a dead-letter -- are keeping their distance from a fellow scumbag -- he must be a very scummy scumbag indeed.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:42 PM




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1 Cream and pond scum ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (AoK0a)

2 Trump trolls rule.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (2NqXo)

3 Eh, it's a living.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (sXefu)

4 Not to mention, we're still waiting for the 100% credible witness ... whether he locked his account or not.

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (AoK0a)

5 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Posted by: Pj at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (qlTN9)

6
Nobody calling NOOD?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

7 4chan getting Avenatti is waaaay more plausible than the Ford slut, never mind whatever whackjob smear he was actually pushing.

Let the denials speing forth. Calling 4chan liars invites hilarious and painful retribution.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (Mgabo)

8 Psychotics need representation too, you know!

Posted by: M. Avenatti,Esq - Monetizing Insanity One Bimbo At A Time at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (CZWkx)

9 Avenatti/Ramirez 2020

Trump is toast.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (2NqXo)

10 Nobody calling NOOD?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

I DID !!

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

11 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

12 He might have gotten away with the denial but by locking his twitter account he pretty much admitted that he got punked.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JUOKG)

13

Really, it's much better for us if Avenatti was not trolled and is actually going ahead with his outrageous slander.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (vjy0I)

14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

15
This guy makes Joe Tacopina and Bruce Cutler look like Dershowitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

16 I have a feeling this Avenetti guy is going to get me re-elected.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (suJ2l)

17 7. Yup. The chantards lurv it when normiefagz try to stop in. It always works out well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

18 Nobody calling NOOD?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)


I'm pretty much nude.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (sXefu)

19 Reports that I have moved Thursday's hearing to Friday are wrong, I have scheduled the committee vote on Friday.

Posted by: Sen Badass Grassley at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (xWzjc)

20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

21

Indeed, if Avenatti was duped, it actually reinforces the legitimacy of the other 2 false accusers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (vjy0I)

22 He'd be better off going with duped because the alternatives are:

1) I made it up whole cloth
2) I was so stupid I misunderstood something then blared it all over the internet.
3) someone misled me

Which of these three options is the less shameful and humiliating, Creepy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Does that include lying about military service and Stolen Valor?

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (CZWkx)

24 Willowed:

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

Probably look for another victim group angle and exploit that line of attack. After forming themselves from mutually hostile victim identity groups, picking the go-to group for the attack seems to be the extent of the playbook. I cannot see them using the patriotic "we are all Americans" play at this date. So - it will be a call for attacks on gays and others of sexual roulette, or Latinos, or Blacks. I do not see it on Asians - no one will believe their support of Asians at this time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (0QYMt)

25 regardless of whether it was the 4chan "fags" (a "cute" nickname they apparently all call each other), they did seem to show exactly how such a schmuck looking for smut could be (and probably was) played.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Cus5s)

26 Once again... they really will not like the rules they are forcing upon us.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

27 Michael J. Avenatti Esq.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Ldr3U)

28 Rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)

29 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)

30 Knock, Knock.

Posted by: Four Deer at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

31 Proceeding with a knowingly false media campaign could lose him his law license, couldn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

32 1. held in bedroom
2. held down in bedroom
3. showed a penis
4. ran rape gangs but was virgin

he is a fukn evil genius mastermind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)

33 These 'people' are traitors. They deserve the harshest penalty available.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (zLDYs)

34 My pole is small and insignificant!

Posted by: Gamerass at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (v1udk)

35 24 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (0QYMt)


No matter what, I think most decent Americans have had it up to here (pointing at my eyebrows) with the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)

36 The Democrats' problem with Creepy Porn Lawyers is not that he's a scumbag, it's that he failed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

37 Categorical denial is proof of guilt according to Democrats, so since he is their ally it is time to declare his guilt before all time and proceed to the execution.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (0QYMt)

38 Yes, I know why lawyers wear ties!!! So fuck you!!!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (jDF8P)

39 >> I'm pretty much nude.
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer

Hey, CPL, you up for a cuck/bi/pegging scene with Stormy and male talent of your choice?

Posted by: Kink.com Casting Dept. at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (PMKe/)

40 What does it take to get lawyers like this disbarred? Sheesh!

Maybe he needs to take that Comey legal ethics class. (The words Comey, legal, and ethics do not belong in the same sentence in any sane world.)

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (V+03K)

41
Think About It: Fake News (even my local fake news) has been hyping Avenatti's "3rd accuser" for days.

This makes them all look disgusting.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (vjy0I)

42 29 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)


He knocked it out of the park. Again. Screw Fox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

43 Willowed:

Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (Ri0Ku)

44 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/8RAd)

45 36 The Democrats' problem with Creepy Porn Lawyers is not that he's a scumbag, it's that he failed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)


Can't wait for him to announce is 2020 candidacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

46 Again. Screw Fox.---
Enemies foreign.
And domestic.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (CZWkx)

47 Who in his right mind would believe the rape gang story ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

48 So s he gonna bring out the "victim" or not?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

49 It's not what you say, it's what you are talking about. Let's keep talking about CPL.

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (6HWvp)

50 love the headline, ace.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (1YQLC)

51 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.



Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the
usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What
were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II,
Electric Fishaloo, I assume.


Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM


---

I saw the unedited video earlier. They were laughing at a joke Trump made about the economy.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (JUOKG)

52 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?


Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)


Like Cliffs Victory?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

53 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.

Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)

54 Since when did pimps take the title of Esquire?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (Ldr3U)

55 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)

yes.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

56 since presumption of innocence is dead, GOP needs to start accusing the few, semi males remaining who are important to these aging, bitter spinsters who are pushing this shit of rape and force them to swallow a bitter pill.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (Ejm4y)

57 Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted
by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother
investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't
Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)

Nothingburger, unless Fox doctored it to make it look bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00l9v1mU8E0

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (5jVnA)

58 50 love the headline, ace.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (1YQLC)


Guilt is a Jewish thing. Fuck, about 50/50 at best.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (/9p9e)

59 http://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/historic/perspectives/CliffsVictory/scan0066.jpg

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

60 I want to take a page out of Inglorius Bastards and carve a big L on all these fuckers foreheads.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (GHwQU)

61 He knocked it out of the park. Again. Screw Fox.

"You just get all your news from Fox!" - idiot in my office.

I laugh. It helps the pain-level ignorance cringes dissipate.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (HtLSE)

62 avanetti argues like a mean girl, his words have no meaning. They're just vague attempts to make mean comments about your shoes.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (Ejm4y)

63 My head looks like one of Stormy's tits!

Posted by: Avenatti's Flacid Legal Mind at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (v1udk)

64 56 since presumption of innocence is dead, GOP needs to start accusing the few, semi males remaining who are important to these aging, bitter spinsters who are pushing this shit of rape and force them to swallow a bitter pill.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (Ejm4y)


Open the books on the Senate fund that pays off sexual abuse or harassment claims.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

65 30
Knock, Knock.


Posted by: Four Deer at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

Don't answer, the deer are Demos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)

66 Demunists plan FUBAR because one good man stood his ground.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (8yq6P)

67 Michael J. Avenatti Esq.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM


I see that and think Michigan J. Frog, Esq.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (2NqXo)

68 They're all in bed together, the Dems and their friends, greased up and ready to go.

Posted by: Caliban at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (QE8X6)

69 As I complained earlier today, I am really surprised that Grassley doesn't Executive Meeting on the calendar ever day for the next two weeks. He can always cancel them.

It seems like an obvious precaution to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

70 Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

71 I would love to sit in on some Dem bigwig meetings, hear them lately.

"waht the living F**K this used to work all the time? What is going on lately???"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)

72 54 Since when did pimps take the title of Esquire?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (Ldr3U)


*sound of Antonia Fargas pulling up in gold metal flake El Dorado and whipping out the jammy*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)

73 Avenatti isn't just a scumbag, he's an incredibly stupid scumbag. His (soon to be) ex-wife is SMOKING hot; how he effed that up... I'd love to get her take on the guy. As I was un-clipping her stocking from her garter-belt.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (ty7RM)

74 J.J. Catholic Guilt is right there with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (GHwQU)

75 >>>>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.
~~~~~

They laughed after PDT said that his administration had accomplished more than almost any administration in history in under two years.

He said, "That's not the reaction I expected, but that's okay."

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ri0Ku)

76 This is only Tuesday?
This day has been three days long.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (oYD2h)

77 Creepy? Not at all.

I would have fucked him in high school. Because he's a WINNER!

Not like that LOSER Brett Kavanaugh who was a VIRGIN in high school and college!

What a crying pussy!

Posted by: Martha MacCallum at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (DuAZ5)

78 Week ago Sunday, cheap two star rated movie with The Rock. He gets outta jail, needs to kill everyone who screwed with his robbery gang. Billy Bob Thornton plays heroin shooting detective (but trying to be a good dad) hunting him down and trying to figure out why he's killing person A, person B, etc.


Did I say it was rated two stars?


Anyways, Bill Bob is going thru the first two victims to a colleague. " Let's see. First guy was a telemarketer. Second guy was a registered sex offender. Jesus. Who's next? A lawyer?"


Still makes me laugh.


No offense to you lawyers out there.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (q1VoB)

79 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

*puffs cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ldr3U)

80 Some stupid "room mate" of Kavanaughs at Yale says Ramirez is probably right about Kav and he was probably capable of the "attack" because he was a drunk. He then says in the letter that he won't talk to anyone more about it... Nice..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

81 I believe him plus, I think bald men are handsome.

Posted by: Allahpenis at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)

82 71 I would love to sit in on some Dem bigwig meetings, hear them lately.

"waht the living F**K this used to work all the time? What is going on lately???"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)


Envision Admiral Chuichi Nagumo, looking back at the 4 smoldering hulks that used to be aircraft carriers in early June 1942...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

83 75 >>>>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.
~~~~~

They laughed after PDT said that his administration had accomplished more than almost any administration in history in under two years.

He said, "That's not the reaction I expected, but that's okay."

===========

those assholes loved the commie from venezuela who hated on boosh the open bordered.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ejm4y)

84 They may have been laughing at him, however, their butts were puckered up like they were coated with alum.

He had a hickory bat and was hitting home runs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (jcSzd)

85 I hang our in Strip Clubs and Emergency Room Lobbies!

Posted by: Avenatti's Flacid Legal Mind at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (v1udk)

86 55
This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.

Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)
I loved that movie. Romantic and sexy all at the same time.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

87 What do you get when you shove an avocado up a parrots ass?
Squawkamoli!

Now, what do you get when you shove an avocado up a lawyer's ass?

A filthy avocado you wouldn't shove up a parrots ass.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Eye Patches' Biden at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (ko+dd)

88
If the Ramirez fake story broke first and only, it would've been far more damaging to Kavanaugh, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (vjy0I)

89 WHO'S CLIP-CLAPPING ON MY BRIDGE?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (gg7dk)

90 Oh, so Creepy Porn Lawyer denied it. I believe him...not!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck on it douchebag.

Posted by: Timon at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (eiZez)

91 There is not one democrat pol of honor or integrity.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (8yq6P)

92 CPL is a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

93 1. held in bedroom
2. held down in bedroom
3. showed a penis
4. ran rape gangs but was virgin

he is a fukn evil genius mastermind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)


A real White Boy Brett.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

94 74 J.J. Catholic Guilt is right there with you.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (GHwQU)


So, Kavanaugh's guilty?!


/sarc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)

95 As I complained earlier today, I am really surprised that Grassley doesn't Executive Meeting on the calendar ever day for the next two weeks. He can always cancel them.
It seems like an obvious precaution to me.
~~~~~

Friday. See my #43

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (Ri0Ku)

96 "You just get all your news from Fox!" - idiot in my office.

I love it when people bust that out. No, sweetie, unlike you, I don't get my news from a TV program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

97 Is Jeff Flake the ghey ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)

98 I really hate to wait till Tuesday.. You know they will find a new victim

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)

99 someone earlier quoted VDH on how Obama did fundamentally change us by balkanizing us.

I kinda disagree ... at least in that it was not broad enough to be "fundamentally change". He set the script for "The Narrative" which the mSM has crammed down the throat of their faithful viewers ... but what percentage of America is that, really?

Fundamental America still works/drinks/plays together ... we have our districts, and on the elite social level there is balkanization in theory ... but I don't believe the "Fundamental American" is buying into this Ford crap ... I'd guess most thing it is a coordinated vile and disgusting lie.

Maybe I'm too Pollyanna like? ME? no, I just think the majority is getting more and more fed up with the old guard mafia's attempts to overthrow Americana.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

100 Any catfish in here. I was told there was are were catfish.

Posted by: Andy Griffith at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (zzVCv)

101 Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order
Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM

Moving with the speed of a glacier on this Kavanaugh nomination is a master stroke of genius.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)

102 52 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?


Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)


Like Cliffs Victory?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

Nothing like Great Lakes freighter human r to make my day!

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (2ha2i)

103 I steal my mom's waitressing tips and sell loosies to addicts at the park restrooms.

Posted by: Gamerass at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (v1udk)

104
Trump was being Trump at the UN -- being a cheerleader for the USA. Which I consider for a President? Job #1. They laughed at him.

Cut their funds off and next time they'll be giving him a standing O.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

105 The Democrat Party - where the squirrel fodder find a safe space.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (BjF7B)

106

Shuck Fumer is a despicable POS. In a sane world, he wouldn't be in office next month for refusing to honor his oath of office and admitting that he has no intention of protecting or defending the Constitution.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (HaL55)

107 Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth.

Where may we find such exemplars, you ask?

Those with the strength of ten, because their hearts are pure, you ask?

"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered."

-- quote from The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer''s profile on David Hogg.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (ctuyM)

108 >>Some stupid "room mate" of Kavanaughs at Yale says Ramirez is probably right about Kav and he was probably capable of the "attack" because he was a drunk. He then says in the letter that he won't talk to anyone more about it... Nice..



It was all to pressure Kav into withdrawing.
As Obama used to say, "Don't call myour bluff!!"


Ha! Scurrying when they think they'll have to stand by their lies...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (W+vEI)

109 Tucker has drawn a line in the sand, knocking CPL's dick in the dirt on national TV.

It will be interesting to see just how far the rest of the FOX "conservative" lineup will go to defend their beliefs over their paychecks.


Looking at you , Sean "Muh Advertisers!!" Hannity.


St. Laura of the Immaculate Deception? Meh...

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (CZWkx)

110 >>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at

the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.

They skipped the middle part of it.

Then they were dead silent when he said ALL funding would stop to countries that are not our ally's.

Fox is shit.

Posted by: Allahpenis at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

111 Moving with the speed of a glacier on this Kavanaugh nomination is a master stroke of genius.


I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

112 Humor. Screw you you cucumber pos

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (2ha2i)

113 off ghey sock

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

114 If the Ramirez fake story broke first and only, it would've been far more damaging to Kavanaugh, I think.

Its really weak. I kinda hazy remember playing a game, but I was so drunk I was passing out and there was a weenie in my face, but Kavanaugh was near and it looked like he was pulling up his pants.

That's it? That's your story? Was that worth confessing your dildo drinking games from college?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (39g3+)

115 and for you fellas..and for the ladies who have men or boys in your life you care about:

they did this to some maybe-too-decent but undeniably a good guy, Brett Kavanaugh.

Not all of us will have dozens of women from every stage in our life come and defend us when we're the next victim of left sexual show trials.

better stop it now.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (Ejm4y)

116 98 I really hate to wait till Tuesday.. You know they will find a new victim
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)


I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)

117 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

----------------

WTAF is so hard about using tinyurl or bitly?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (I16G8)

118 60 I want to take a page out of Inglorius Bastards and carve a big L on all these fuckers foreheads.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (GHwQU)

oh oh can we do C on the neverstrumpers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

119 Wow. Those goal posts got moved into the next conference.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (Z9C5C)

120 Friday. See my #43


Yeah, I linked it on the earlier thread. But why not Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue, etc?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

121 I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Lucille Ball?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

123 Algonquin Calhoun looks down in tears at what his once noble profession has become.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xzqr4)

124 Esquire? Like the magazine?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (JUOKG)

125 70
Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.


Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?

And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

126 At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered.

I rather expect he's not tempted by girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (39g3+)

127

"Complete nonsense. Never happened. None of it is true."



Know you know how the Kavanaugh family feels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (HaL55)

128 121 I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Lucille Ball?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)


A clown show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (/9p9e)

129 If Avenatti ends up hurting the Dems in some way, he's going down big time. Count on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

130 20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.
______________

Great, that means he and Ellison need to resign immediately and forfeit their government pensions.

The Dims' new rules: Accused = Guilty!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (fqUgw)

131 Trump was being Trump at the UN -- being a cheerleader for the USA. Which I consider for a President? Job #1. They laughed at him.

Cut their funds off and next time they'll be giving him a standing O.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

I think he already did cut quite a a bit.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (M+Lyo)

132

Anita Hill's story was weak, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (vjy0I)

133 23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Does that include lying about military service and Stolen Valor?

Posted by: Joshua's dad
__________

Republicans do that kind of lying all the time. That's just who they are.

Any Republican lawyer who lies about this should be disbarred immediately. No exceptions.

Posted by: Col. Dick "The Hero of Hamburger Hill" Blumenthal at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (9vQJW)

134 One note on Fox and the Cruise Ship Class in general: because Fox is peopled with lefties, recirculates things off the the oligopoly of the wires instead of doing independent research (lazy as fuck), and clings to the latest and greatest lines of lefty discussion anymore, it means that even without Shemp being a useless ManJezebel that dishonesty and bent first principles are baked into the cake.

It's why the crew of the NeverTramp Steamer come by their dishonesty so honestly. They're used to arguing quasi-conservative opinions from flawed first principles after having accepted them. This makes them (a) intrinsically lefty, (b) intrinsically dishonest, and (c) aware of it.

Tried to explain to a brit acquaintance once that any conservatism in media is Euro-style/Daily Mail rightism and incidental - with those churning the presses regarding it as boob bait for bubbas and stifling what is genuine in the process...

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (HtLSE)

135 132 Anita Hill's story was weak, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (vjy0I)


When she testified in front of Arlen Specter, he sliced her into ribbons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (/9p9e)

136 "Murkowski told me her response to CNN was "perhaps somewhat flip" and
she's not calling for the FBI to investigate. She says the committee is
investigating and she wishes Sen. Grassley released more info about
that."
from reporter

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (xPl2J)

137 Avenatti should get a job as a mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (MIvRT)

138 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Well, to be fair he said in a nominee hearing there's no standard of presuming innocence, which is pretty accurate. Its just fact finding, not a court proceeding. However, any decent, reasonable human being expects convincing proof and evidence before concluding wrongdoing, no matter what the setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (39g3+)

139
Lucy Vitameatavegamin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwkzNclZR4s

Posted by: Kink.com Casting Dept. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (PMKe/)

140 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI Investigation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

Sounds like she may be courting a buyer.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (Ldr3U)

141
At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Oh, won't you come with me
And a-take my hand?
Oh, won't you come with me
And a-walk this land?
Please take my hand

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

142
btw, lol @ China

China had better realize there are plenty of Orientals in the sea.

President Trump agreed to a new trade deal....with South Korea.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (vjy0I)

143 First attorney to get Avennati to dig a suitably-sized hole and sunset him - in minecraft, of course - will be spared.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

144
EWErickson???
AHAHAHAHAHA
*holds nose*
"Zeriously, pipple. Trumbp sumpporters threatened mby WIFE."
" I habve cried mbyself to sleep every night since!"
*Giant Nasal Sniffle**snort*
*wheeze*

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (CZWkx)

145 137 Avenatti should get a job as a mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (MIvRT)

He can break out the assless chaps and go be a football queerleader.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

146
China is stupid if they think they're the only East Asians who produce Cheap Crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (vjy0I)

147 Am I the only one who took until today to realize that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself into the Kavanaugh shambles?

It's too improbable.

Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (fuK7c)

148 142. Yup. And we and the Rice-Irish have, let us say, a shared history.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)

149 Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)



Not in my pantry.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (jcSzd)

150 rhenningantx, Nope, they get an FU. You can never take it off.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (GHwQU)

151 "Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth."

Ready.

Posted by: Skynet at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (0QYMt)

152 Meanwhile Alison Geroi, the er, female who hunted up info on the DHS secretary to harass her in public is whining. "Rod Rosenstein wasn't fired yesterday, but I sure was! I could use some help"

She has a GoFundMe, naturally. To pay for what, I have no idea. Those cute shoes she saw on fifth avenue, probably.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (39g3+)

153 I believe him plus, I think bald men are handsome.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALLAHPUNDIT IS HOMOSEXUAL AND IT IS IMPLIED THAT AVENATTI RESEMBLES A PENIS, WHICH IS SOMETHING HE LIKES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (HtLSE)

154 Murkowski NOT calling for FBI investigation.


https://tinyurl.com/yc9c34ob

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (MAstk)

155 Am I the only one who took until today to realize
that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself
into the Kavanaugh shambles?



It's too improbable.



Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM

---

Because the dems thought that he had thrown them a life line and hoped he would pull them out of the very deep hole that they had dug.


Turns out he was a fraud for the 17th time since Trump got elected. They should have known better but they refuse to learn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

156 "Lisa".
"yes, Mitch?"
"you know, Anwar is just a concept, right? Not actually a producing oil field that will generate billions in tax money to be disbursed among every Alaskan citizen, right? Right now, it is just more of a theory."

"Wait, Mitch, wut?"

"Or put another way, if Congress has to spend the time with another FBI investigation, we will simply not have any time, until your re-election year, to get around to passing those laws to allow construction workers onto Anwar federal land."


"Do you hear what I'm sayin', Lisa?"
"Oh, yes I do, Mitch, and you are right, what was I thinking?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

157 122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

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What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)

158

What's this?

Fake News CNN's manu raju lied??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (vjy0I)

159 23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!
_______________

20 years or so ago, I saw Chuck Schumer at a gas station when I stopped to fill my tank. He stuck his hands down my pants, then told me if I ever told anybody what he'd done, he'd slit my throat from ear to ear!

And I will testify to that, but not under oath and not in front of cameras and only if I get to choose the questioner and the senate provides me with a comfy space where I can feel "safe."


Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (fqUgw)

160 141 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)


Inna Gadda Da Vida Veda Vegamin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (/9p9e)

161 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)


kakisto is a Juggalo?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (9qZ3S)

162 Yeah, the UN assholes had their little laugh but were screwed when their funding went ByeBye

Laugh now Mf"s

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GHwQU)

163 President Trump agreed to a new trade deal....with South Korea.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (vjy0I)


One on one trade deals make it harder to hide the graft.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

164 Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

Well he had quite the story of Kav and friend Judge and drunken drug and sex ring...Oh and yesterday he mocked Kav for saying he was a virgin in HS and asked about oral sex and other charming things.. He was super confident that his "victim" was actually gonna press charges in MD.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

165 McConnell:

I believe he will be confirmed, yes

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (MAstk)

166 Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

167 161
Big, if true. I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

168

I like bag scum! Also bag smegma, bag sweat, bag drip and bag rash!

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (ejdGR)

169 In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.
Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?
And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

So that fat fuk movie guy tweet why cant we have good rulers and beers like EU??

so the are 6k micro brews in EU
the are over 6500 in US


Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

170 If the left wing takes over the courts, this country won't be worth the price Cocaine Mitch is asking China.

So, in the short term, he's a patriot.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (suJ2l)

171
Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM


Way to seize the 1st trombone Chuck.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (TAmPV)

172 I believe

Not that reassuring

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (O2RFr)

173 Well the Flyers' mascot looks like Cousin It bombed out on bath salts.. so maybe?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (BjF7B)

174 >>Am I the only one who took until today to realize that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself into the Kavanaugh shambles?

It's too improbable.



Not really. Prior to law school he spent years (the 90's) doing oppo research for...Rahm Emanuel and the Clintons.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (W+vEI)

175 Kai did it.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (k2d6x)

176 171
Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM


Way to seize the 1st trombone Chuck.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (TAmPV)


Corker said confirmed by Saturday. Chill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (/9p9e)

177 Mikey NTH

Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a clue.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (g1guD)

178 Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

...because the entire left is engaged in an Andy Kaufman routine, but serious about it, and the GOP are put off by the batfuck insanity, as designed?

Not only that, but some Dem bubbas actually believe Avenatti is a herald of strength of character. See, he's crass like Trump but secretly of unimpeachable moral fiber, because... he's white-knighting... a porn star? Or something. Really.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (HtLSE)

179 151 "Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth."

_______________

The Catholic church once thought the same thing.

Didn't work out too well for them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (fqUgw)

180 Oh and yesterday he mocked Kav for saying he was a virgin in HS and asked about oral sex and other charming things.. He was super confident that his "victim" was actually gonna press charges in MD.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

Clinton said eatin aint cheatin!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

181 The Senate Judiciary Committee can hardly be expected to go forward with a vote next week on Judge Kavanaugh after President Trump's disgraceful attack on China at the United Nations today.

We must postpone any further proceedings on the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court until after President Trump has apologized to China and resolved all outstanding economic issues between our two countries to the satisfaction of Chairman Xi.

Posted by: Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (DuAZ5)

182 I saw Boob Bait for Bubbas open for Thunder Buns at the Apollo in '97.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (Z9C5C)

183 Update for those that were around Sunday during the food porn-

"Mr. Shakey" had surgery to repair the break. Should get biopsy results tomorrow. That is expected to be bad. The surgery went well.

I want to extend my thanks to every moron that gave a prayer or at least hope for his well being. His daughter thanked me today for "all the prayers" and they don't even know about all of y'all. Kinda like Ace's illegitimate love/hate children.

Thank you all.

comment 122 in Sunday food porn. don't comment on old threads.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (fQwil)

184 125 70
Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.


Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?

And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)


Thanks for the reminder, have to run to the store!

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (NgKpN)

185 What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)
.............

then after she votes build her an igloo

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (gg7dk)

186 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P

American Horror Story predicted this.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (k2d6x)

187 >>Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?




There's the open letter he wrote to Grassley with a list of demands, including detailed questions that Kavanaugh must answer (re: his drugging and gang-raping activities). Also demanded Kav withdraw. Ooops.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (W+vEI)

188 157 122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

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What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)



An extra 8-ball for the weekend?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (zRwJ/)

189 Strassel

1) Important: Sources tell me that Senate Judiciary staff have now asked Deborah Ramirez, through her attorneys, to provide a statement or any corroborating evidence on five separate occasions. Each time, declined.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (MAstk)

190 American Horror Story predicted this.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (k2d6x)

I hate that steaming pile of gay dogshit show.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

191 The only thing I would have liked in PDT's speech is I wish he would have included Hungary in his support as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (GHwQU)

192 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM

I don't think they expected it to go on so long that other clowns would crash their circus. The lesson of Occupy is: Don't. Do not linger in one spot too long or your message is lost in the chorus of all the freaks coming out and using your platform. By lingering so long they are losing control of the microphone to the True Freaks.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (0QYMt)

193 Alot of funny responses in this Adam Baldwin twitter thread using Dems' standards of evidence against the PL...
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/

1044687516597514241

Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (Evws/)

194 Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenatti denies it?

That's what guilty people do.

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (df+Zi)

195 I really don't think that it takes a lot of arm twisting to get Republicans to vote for Supreme Court nominees. It used to be more or less a formality, a presumption that the nominee was going to do the job well regardless of party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (39g3+)

196 166
Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

That's a big if. He has the duty to investigate claims made, and there is no litigation privilege without an actual case. He's kind of out on a limb here, and Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)

197 Ford and Rmairez are making Crystal Magnum seem believable

Inconceivable

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (BjF7B)

198 Mikey NTH

Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a clue.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (g1guD)


?

Like Professor Plum in the conservatory?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (0QYMt)

199 Meanwhile Alison Geroi, the er, female who hunted up info on the DHS secretary to harass her in public is whining. "Rod Rosenstein wasn't fired yesterday, but I sure was! I could use some help"

She has a GoFundMe, naturally. To pay for what, I have no idea. Those cute shoes she saw on fifth avenue, probably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM


@alisongeroi (geroi = "hero" in Russian, supposedly), who's real name is Allison Hrabar, has surpassed her $7K GFM goal.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (ctuyM)

200 Yeah, I linked it on the earlier thread. But why not Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue, etc?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM
~~~~~

Oh, I get you now.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (Ri0Ku)

201 NeverScallops..you people are killing me, here...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)

202

A show about gay dogshit?

Go on...

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (ejdGR)

203 Did he really write "bots?" Bwhahahaha! Where they Russian?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (v1udk)

204 Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.


I really hope they do

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (3CFdj)

205 >>Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?


CNN legitimized the creep by giving him hours of airtime. I blame them for making him a "thing."

Dems found him useful in that his alleged 3rd victim established a pattern of rapey behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (W+vEI)

206 Creepy Porn Lawyer has to prove it as the allegations are credible.

Who writes "I believe Creepy Porn Lawyer" ever?

Posted by: Hillary at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (Y274z)

207 There's the open letter he wrote to Grassley with a list of demands, including detailed questions that Kavanaugh must answer (re: his drugging and gang-raping activities). Also demanded Kav withdraw. Ooops.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (W+vEI)

Well, sure, but if he's not an idiot, he used a burner phone to talk to this alleged 4 channer's stripper girlfriend, never committed anything to writing, and has long since tossed the phone in the trash.

So there's no way for the media or anyone to tie him to this alleged story.

If he's smart.

The offering a $75,000 bribe -- er, incentive pay, part could possibly get him in some trouble.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (GBteo)

208 190 American Horror Story predicted this.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (k2d6x)

I hate that steaming pile of gay dogshit show.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

It's outstanding propaganda. These fuckers hate us and their thinking, motives, and intent is on full display on that show.

Cult was good. It bailed both sides well. Of course the wymyn won because that entire show is about in initiating the masses into our Neo-Babylonian future.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (k2d6x)

209 @alisongeroi (geroi = "hero" in Russian, supposedly), who's real name is Allison Hrabar, has surpassed her $7K GFM goal.

Its sort of sad how many gullible leftists there are out there with ready funds. No matter who the lefty star is, they rush out to throw money at them. He's a millionaire! "So? Own the right!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

210 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

211 5 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.
Posted by: Pj at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (qlTN9)

Genocidal sub-human dictators who rule homelands of starving illiterates steeped in aids and ebola always make great audiences.

Posted by: Al Crapton at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (FAGE4)

212 Last time I was blackout drunk, Michael Avenatti put his finger in me. I identify as a woman today so you have to believe me (changed my nic and everything).
I'll tell my story for $1,000,000 and a pony.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (xEuHL)

213 Seven Thousand Dollars to such a freaking criminal.... yes indeed it seems crime does pay.
----

Alms for this poor writer? Hit my GoFundMe in nic? Uhm? Kidding, I think.

I need to win the Mega Millions tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (BjF7B)

214 and a pony.

A well hung pony.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (ejdGR)

215 "Official Denial" by Avenatti <<<<<< official denial by Kavanaugh.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (Z48ZB)

216 all the laffers are now on a list.
MAGA, baby!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (1YQLC)

217 then after she votes build her an igloo
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (gg7dk)

------------------------------------

It better be made of gold!!!

Posted by: Sen. Murkowski ($) at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (MuTTO)

218 That's a big if. He has the duty to investigate claims made, and there is no litigation privilege without an actual case. He's kind of out on a limb here, and Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)

Litigation privilege?

Work privilege, you mean? Or Atty / Client privilege?

(sorry, the privileges go by diff names in diff jurisdictions).

Welll, I think it's safe to say that 4 channer's stripper girlfriend never viewed him as her lawyer, so I can't see how he could claim any kind of privilege here at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (GBteo)

219 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Kup jeden, a drugi dostaniesz za darmo !

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (bUjCl)

220 I'm old enough to remember when Stormy has a perfect snatch in her middle 20's.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (k2d6x)

221 Bret Baier's show at 3 minutes.
In the unedited video, Trump made a remark, someone said something from the gallery, he said "so true." Then they all laughed at the comment. CNN actually has it right.

https://tinyurl.com/ycumfchv
The Fox video on Special Report started the laughter immediately after the "in the history of the country." Which edited out the remark, which I could not hear, in between, totally changing the meaning.


Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (qlTN9)

222 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.


You can do worse than pictures of fit Polish women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (39g3+)

223 I you zoom the released letter from Ford, can you make out Neil Gorsuch under the white-out?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

224 210 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)



Does it involve churning butter?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (zRwJ/)

225 and a pony.

A well hung pony.
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM


Uncle Palp has some Bronies he might lend you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (ctuyM)

226 It farking hilarious that CPL goes all Rambo with his I have a fine young woman who will testify she was drugged and raped by Kav and Cosby tale.


But he offers no proof.


The he locks his twitter account and 4 chan steps into the void.

He here's who we duped that tard, prove us wrong.


Now CPL is Naaaaaah Naaaaaaah No bro Naaaaahhh

That is all he has.

LOL

Shit. 4 chan should say that they sent the letter to DIFI since no one has seen Dr Balsy, and that DiFi agreed that she would get some lawyer to front for Balsy. That they made up Balsy, and that's why there is no internet presence. Smoke her out of the woods.

Hello 4 Chan are you reading this?



LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (9dzlp)

227 130 20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.
______________

Great, that means he and Ellison need to resign immediately and forfeit their government pensions.

The Dims' new rules: Accused = Guilty!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (fqUgw)

That claim appears to be bogus. No record of a legal complaint in the Hill's office of Compliance and said staffer said her name is forged, she did not make any complaint.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

228 "an insult to actual bags of scum" was from Dennis Miller IIRC?

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

229 I was getting LatinFeels this morning, now I'm getting Fall In Love With Yosemite.
Think I prefer the Latin babes.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (gg7dk)

230 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

Must be from Uncle Palp and all his Slav-squatting.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (Ldr3U)

231 137. 'Gritty'!

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (8yq6P)

232 You can do muchworse than pictures of fit Polish women
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (ctuyM)

233 225. He'd better hurry.
* clubs brony with femur of furry *
We're starting to run out....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (fA1SL)

234 222 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.


You can do worse than pictures of fit Polish women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (39g3+)

It starts out with fitness pics of Slavic women and the next thing you know the site is redirecting you to a video of Milosevic's Gazimestan Speech.

SMR taking over the blog!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (4ErVI)

235 >>So there's no way for the media or anyone to tie him to this alleged story.


According to the 4Chan entry, he had a $20k for the "victim" that he would give her upon signing an exclusive agreement with CNN. So, there's (unsigned) paperwork that was created by him and/or CNN.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

236 point of order about believing survivors and sexual assault and all that:

1. there was no penetration
2. there was no nudity

so what is the proper category for horseplay that doesn't include 1 and 2?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (Ejm4y)

237 Dr. Ford is a NPC. I keep telling y'all this, and yet you ignore her Quest Mark every time

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (k2d6x)

238 4 chan should say that they sent the letter to DIFI since no one has seen Dr Balsy, and that DiFi agreed that she would get some lawyer to front for Balsy.

Given that she's basically a ghost, why not? It might even force them to put Dr Crazy in front of a camera and microphone.

Seriously, nobody is THAT good at scrubbing the internet, people say its forever for a reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (39g3+)

239 Ads? What are ads?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (MIvRT)

240 and a pony.

A well hung pony.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM
..........

Horsies!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (gg7dk)

241 Femur of a Furry?

Have you resorted to eating them? Oh the huge manatee of it all...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (BjF7B)

242 224
210 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.



Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)





Does it involve churning butter?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (zRwJ/)

eventually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)

243 230.
This is How We Squat.

https://youtu.be/PdlcTpu6_ME

Superior XS Projekt xardbas.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

244 Levin played a clip of Biden from 1991 during the Thomas confirmation. Biden stated that an FBI investigation is effectively useless, and that Thomas has the presumption of innocence.

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (6+sJa)

245 Someone needs to ask Avenatti if he has seen his client and met with her face to face.

Posted by: Janetoo at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (t3qE+)

246 That's a big if. He has the duty to investigate claims made, and there is no litigation privilege without an actual case. He's kind of out on a limb here, and Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner ____________

Creepy porn lawyer published those defamatory accusations about Kavanaugh without investigating the claims, and without any proof whatsoever, other than some anonymous voice on a phone.

And the accusations are libel per se, because he said Kavanaugh and Judge set up young girls to be gang raped.

Probably wouldn't be worth Kavanaugh's time to sue Creepy porn lawyer though, given that he's reported to be $10 million in debt and is probably judgment proof.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

247 Quest mark so what is Ford's Cutey Mark?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (BjF7B)

248 No Mikey,

Like how you've been around here long enough to know better than to post a long string of text like that link you did upthred in the 50's.

And thank you whoever fixed it.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:24 PM (g1guD)

249 235 >>So there's no way for the media or anyone to tie him to this alleged story.


According to the 4Chan entry, he had a $20k for the "victim" that he would give her upon signing an exclusive agreement with CNN. So, there's (unsigned) paperwork that was created by him and/or CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

It's almost as if all the MSM is literal theater.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:24 PM (k2d6x)

250 Quest mark so what is Ford's Cutey Mark?

A dildo? No wait, that would be Ramirez. A Hand over a mouth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:24 PM (39g3+)

251 Well, I finally got home and got started on the martinis. Both satellites were successfully deployed from the Ariane 5 rocket.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

252 >>>NeverScallops..you people are killing me, here

and he initially appeared on the food thread!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (1YQLC)

253 188 An extra 8-ball for the weekend?

Posted by: buzzion


Old people with a bad ticker plus mucho cocaine is a sure ticket to VaporLock City.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (Z4rgH)

254 TN Senate debate tonight.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (MAstk)

255 I'll churn butter for $1,000.
This whole being a chick thing is profitable.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (xEuHL)

256 According to the 4Chan entry, he had a $20k for the "victim" that he would give her upon signing an exclusive agreement with CNN. So, there's (unsigned) paperwork that was created by him and/or CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

I think the money was from a third party, not CNN.

I think he was saying "If you agree to go on CNN, (ie: go public with the story), I'll pay you $75,000."

I imagine there are democrat slush fund groups out there will millions of dollars waiting to pay people like her.

I don't think CNN would risk being caught paying for a story like this -- why would they need to? I guarantee that there are third party sources for the money that would hide the origin of the funds much better than it coming directly from CNN.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (GBteo)

257 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

Any busty Polish dames with butter churns?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (xPJvm)

258 Probably wouldn't be worth Kavanaugh's time to sue Creepy porn lawyer though, given that he's reported to be $10 million in debt and is probably judgment proof

Yeah I don't think there's any milk left to get outta that emaciated cow. I get the impression he's like 1 step ahead of the thugs with crowbars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+)

259 He'd better hurry.
* clubs brony with femur of furry *
We're starting to run out....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (fA1SL)


General Zaroff may invite you as a guest at the Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza if you have good wrist technique.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (0QYMt)

260 234. Seselj Vojislav did nothing wrong!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

261
Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.


The Polish language has gotten a little chubby

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (TAmPV)

262
@alisongeroi (geroi = "hero" in Russian, supposedly), who's real name is Allison Hrabar, has surpassed her $7K GFM goal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Now she can afford her Genital Female Mutilation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

263 Still makes me laugh.


No offense to you lawyers out there.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (q1VoB)
****************
I laughed and laughed...still laughing at that one. He had that WTF look in his eyes when I pulled the trigger. Too bad he messed up a nice rug.

Posted by: Hillary at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (Y274z)

264 I'll churn butter for $1,000.
This whole being a chick thing is profitable.


Good for upper body development, I bet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (39g3+)

265 That claim appears to be bogus. No record of a legal complaint in the Hill's office of Compliance and said staffer said her name is forged, she did not make any complaint.

Posted by: Tami


That makes it worse! The real victim not only won't testify, she won't even use her real name!

A non-real, non-testifying non-victim must be a believed more than a non-testifying non-victim. It's simple logic!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (P1f+c)

266 244


Clip on BIDEN.

https://tinyurl.com/y7d84rwg

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (MAstk)

267 Fine. Maidens of SMR reject veak, decadent veshtern vays and rediscover glorious heritage.

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

268 That was post #59, Teej. That is the original length. It was small enough to not need tinyurl.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:28 PM (0QYMt)

269 245
Someone needs to ask Avenatti if he has seen his client and met with her face to face.
-----------------

How do you tell if it is her face or her azz?

Posted by: Ed Zackery at September 25, 2018 07:28 PM (UsCnO)

270 Fine. Maidens of SMR reject veak, decadent veshtern vays and rediscover glorious heritage.

=

Carpathian costumes

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (bUjCl)

271 And now the band camp everyone wants to visit

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (BjF7B)

272 I 100% guarantee you this was a prank. I read 4chan and they were gloating pretty heavily over the last few days about it.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (jxw6R)

273 That makes it worse! The real victim not only won't testify, she won't even use her real name!

A non-real, non-testifying non-victim must be a believed more than a non-testifying non-victim. It's simple logic!
_______________

Yes, that fact that the name was forged proves that the victim was so traumatized by Schumer's assault that she doesn't feel safe enough to file a complaint in her own name.

That's proof positive that Schumer assaulted her! Believe all victims!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (fqUgw)

274 stop with the weird shit, not a doomer nor a boomer

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (1YQLC)

275 Clip on BIDEN.
Posted by: HA


Is that what his necktie calls him?

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:30 PM (P1f+c)

276 270. Da. Belongs to SMR.
* rubs hands together gleefully *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:30 PM (fA1SL)

277 267 Fine. Maidens of SMR reject veak, decadent veshtern vays and rediscover glorious heritage.

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

Yeah good one. Six million of those views are from when Ace posted it here several years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)

278 in the previous thread i mentioned an article linked by freerepublic that claims chissy ford has co-authored studies on an abortion pill made by a company called corcept therapeutics. the medication has other uses she reported on and a side effect of causing abortion or miscarriage - so it's a bit of a stretch to say she's written papers on an abortion pill.

sorry about that.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (Pg+x7)

279 New theory: Dr. Ford isnt just a NPC, but a GNOME CHILD NPC.

Gnome Child is a type of non-player character featured in the massively multiplayer online roleplaying game Runescape that has gained notoriety for its tendencies to respond with bizarre and philosophical quotes when approached by the player.

Posted by: De Ferrers at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (eyNrs)

280 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (BjF7B)

Wait a minute. I call shenanigans. I was in marching band. It was nothing like that.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (MIvRT)

281 Litigation privilege?



Work privilege, you mean? Or Atty / Client privilege?



(sorry, the privileges go by diff names in diff jurisdictions).



Welll, I think it's safe to say that 4 channer's stripper girlfriend
never viewed him as her lawyer, so I can't see how he could claim any
kind of privilege here at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (GBteo)

Litigation privilege is a defense against defamation. You can say some pretty crazy stuff during litigation - conventionally was held to be only applicable to things said in court - but was extended beyond to activities outside court. But typically, a nexus to actual or pending litigation remained a must. There is no such privilege, here. Not smart to go defaming a sitting federal judge with easily disprovable allegations available after only a cursory investigation. His twitters is easily available evidence of intent. That's why I say it is a big if to say if he were smart.

As defamation is a state law claim, the privilege will likely vary.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (5jVnA)

282 laws to allow construction workers onto Anwar federal land."
...



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


It's ANWR

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Arctic_National_Wildlife_Refuge

The wildlife being mostly caribou flies per Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

283 277. In fairness, I DID introduce the Horde to Goga Sekulic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:32 PM (fA1SL)

284 Century IV
7th Quatrain

"And lo , the Cavanauf shall fall, even into non-judgement, and the howls of those who did not listen to the Prophet were multitude, and many wept and cried "You were right.YOU WERE RIGHT".

Posted by: #nostraskankles at September 25, 2018 07:32 PM (CZWkx)

285 280
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (BjF7B)

Wait a minute. I call shenanigans. I was in marching band. It was nothing like that.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (MIvRT)

But the bus ride home was, bow wow chicka chicka.

Posted by: Bartholomew Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (5jVnA)

286 This isn't 100% proofs but looks legit to me :

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1537917082250.png

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (jxw6R)

287 "Michael Avenatti officially denied"

Sorry, azzhole. New Rules, remember? Denial's got nuthin' to do with it. So, so guilty. Can we have all the rope you've given yourself when you're done?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)

288 how long before some anonymous female accuses Avenatti of trying to rape her in High School?
Someone flash the 4chan version of the Bat Signal light.
and for fcku sake, hasn't this guy been accused of tax cheating on a coffee shop chain business he owned? In the olden day, Lois Lerner would have been all over him.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (UFyv9)

289 All due respect to his family, but thank the lord above John McVain is gone and isn't able to Gang Of 14 this Kavanaugh bullshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (XlbwU)

290
Cat's foot iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty first century schizoid man


- Q Anon

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

291 278
in the previous thread i mentioned an article linked by freerepublic
that claims chissy ford has co-authored studies on an abortion pill made
by a company called corcept therapeutics. the medication has other uses
she reported on and a side effect of causing abortion or miscarriage -
so it's a bit of a stretch to say she's written papers on an abortion
pill.



sorry about that.
----------------

it's ok.
It is more believable than if a washed up porn skank was to make claims about having sex with a guy 12 years ago, and then suddenly out of nowhere, a Creepy Lawyer shows up and represents the Porn skank in public.

Some things just are not believable. You're good to go.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UsCnO)

292 didn't Avenetti walk back his client claims today too?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (imSgd)

293 @287
Per the new rules..

The more you deny, the guiltier you are.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (kT3/m)

294 re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

295 4chan are a bunch of pussies!

- Avenatti/Lebouef 2020

Posted by: Darth Randal at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (p0nVR)

296 No way I'm buying a Clip-On Biden. Not after the low quality of the Strap-On Feinstein I bought.

Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (c6UIl)

297

The Washington, D.C. chapter of Antifa sent a message to Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz early Tuesday morning after chasing him out of a restaurant, telling the Texas senator that he is "not safe."

"No - you can't eat in peace - your politics are an attack on all of us You're [sic] votes are a death wish. Your votes are hate crimes," Smash Racism DC wrote. "Tonight Senator Ted Cruz arrived at Fiola, an upscale restaurant mere steps from the White House, to enjoy a hearty Italian dinner. He could have dined on a lavish four course meal for only $145 while millions of Americans struggle to buy groceries. He might have sampled from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

298 News from the future!
Today 05/09/2026 the Supreme Court overturned part of Roe v Wade. Judge Kavanaugh and Judge Thomas wrote for the majority saying "going forward abortions of female fetuses will be allowed. Male fetuses can not be aborted without the written consent of all the male high school classmates of the woman requesting the abortion."

Posted by: The future me at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (soDtz)

299
re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

I have noticed that. Near miraculous change, that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (imSgd)

300 All due respect to his family, but thank the lord above John McVain is gone and isn't able to Gang Of 14 this Kavanaugh bullshit.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (XlbwU)


This. I join in this prayer of thanksgiving for our deliverance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (0QYMt)

301 Probably wouldn't be worth Kavanaugh's time to sue
Creepy porn lawyer though, given that he's reported to be $10 million in
debt and is probably judgment proof.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

Go upstream to the bill payers.

Posted by: Bartholomew Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (5jVnA)

302 No - you can't eat in peace

Some asshole is going to get shot over this.

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

303 299


re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.




Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

I have noticed that. Near miraculous change, that.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (imSgd)

Maybe they had two balls between them and Graham inherited the set.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (5jVnA)

304 and for fcku sake, hasn't this guy been accused of
tax cheating on a coffee shop chain business he owned? In the olden day,
Lois Lerner would have been all over him.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (UFyv9)

Accused?
No, the case is closed, and the Wash state Department of Revenue is seeking their $3 million judgement. And there are many more cases from others that CPL ripped off.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (UsCnO)

305 A friend went "a second mile." My car broke down 90 minutes away last Friday afternoon. Tow truck can only hold one passenger. Oops. Wifey or me? Neither. Called a friend. He was grateful. Got him out of an unpleasant meeting. I promised him a bottle of Buffalo Trace. Cannot find it anywhere in town. Put your name on a list. He will have to be happy with Makers Mark.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (3HNOQ)

306 I suspect that Avenatti is the kind of guy who went out with a girl in high school and later got beaten up by the girl's brothers.
I knew a girl like that years ago. Adorable brunette. I'd still consider marrying her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (UFyv9)

307
Addressing the United Nations General Assembly in New York this week, France's president made comments widely interpreted as targeting the United States over its withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord.

Emmanuel Macron did not name the host nation or President Donald
Trump in his remarks, but indirectly referenced Trump's ongoing effort
to sever ties with the international environmental protection pact.
"We will no longer sign commercial agreements with powers that do not
respect the Paris accord," Macron told the global audience on Tuesday.


I didn't think I could hate the French more than I already do. I was wrong.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)

308 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

So I guess Antifa members never go out to dinner and Soros is paying to help buy groceries for every poor American?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (AllCR)

309 re 303: Meghan doesn't get one as a relic?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (UFyv9)

310 Can I have some water?

Posted by: John McCain at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (N1ZXu)

311 Anti-fa + canister shot = good idea?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (BjF7B)

312 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (5jVnA)

Huh. Makes completely sense, I guess I've never run across the term, or if I did it didn't stick in my brain.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (GBteo)

313 297
"No - you can't eat in peace - your politics are an attack on all of us You're [sic] votes are a death wish. Your votes are hate crimes," Smash Racism DC wrote.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)


The helicopters can't come soon enough.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

314 See @79 Mikey.

And someone partially fixed it, while I was typing my first comment by pulling the box in to right at the end of your link.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (g1guD)

315 Look on the bright side, if the left starts segregating public places based on political views, we'll get the cleaner bathrooms.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (MIvRT)

316 311
Anti-fa + canister shot = good idea?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (BjF7B)


Laser guided, high velocity, 50 caliber genital cuffs.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (9dzlp)

317 "We will no longer sign commercial agreements with powers that do not
respect the Paris accord," Macron told the global audience on Tuesday.


****
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)

Well, boo firgin hoo.

Let's all remember that next D-Day.



Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (Z48ZB)

318 Trump needs to tweet the real footage where they did not laugh at him, versus the Fox Fake News footage edited to make it look like they did.


IF that is what happened. Cuz that is just leftist propaganda if true, and Fox she be made to answer for their lies. and it is a lie IF that happened as some here claim.

Call these fluckers out, get them fired.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (Cus5s)

319 315
Look on the bright side, if the left starts segregating public places based on political views, we'll get the cleaner bathrooms.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (MIvRT)


You seem to be a bright side of things guy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (9dzlp)

320 Dear Ted Cruz,
Get familiar with the frozen food section at the market. I recommend the DiGeornos pizza, the rotisserie chicken and the sub sandwiches.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (3HNOQ)

321 Yahoo News: U.N. Laughs As Trumps Touts His Accomplishments
Never thought Fox News and Yahoo would have something in common

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (MIvRT)

322 I didn't think I could hate the French more than I already do. I was wrong.

Posted by: Under Fire

One of the upsides of the muslim invasion of Europe is that in a few years, there won't be anymore French.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (xEuHL)

323
"Tonight Senator Ted Cruz arrived at Fiola, an upscale restaurant mere steps from the White House, to enjoy a hearty Italian dinner. He could have dined on a lavish four course meal for only $145 while millions of Americans struggle to buy groceries. He might have sampled from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages."


That's like a Yelp review and protest message rolled up in one

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (TAmPV)

324 re 307: didn't Macron push his way through some photo op so he could stand next to Trump last year? I could be wrong except that it's seared into my horse faced memory

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (UFyv9)

325 ""We will no longer sign commercial agreements with powers that do not
respect the Paris accord," Macron told the global audience on Tuesday."

But who will you sell all of that stinky cheese and over-priced wine too?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (0QYMt)

326 Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)



Well, boo firgin hoo.



Let's all remember that next D-Day.









Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (Z48ZB)


How many times we gotta save your ass?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (9dzlp)

327 btw, I like Ted Cruz. I voted for Ted Cruz. But shit, doesn't your wife know how to cook?


Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (3HNOQ)

328 Hey everybody.

'Avenatti' is Italian for pig, right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (feaxc)

329 re 323: Hillary would never dine there, she and Bill prefer Mickey D's

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (UFyv9)

330 Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (g1guD)

Well what do you know....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (0QYMt)

331 Unlike Sarah Huckabee, I hope Ted Cruz did NOT pay the bill.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (3HNOQ)

332 Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (TAmPV)

LOL

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (MIvRT)

333
How many times we gotta save your ass?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Twice is two times too many.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

334 LOL. Doing some window-shopping at Amazon.

Cher's new album is entirely made up of... Abba covers.

Mia Farrow is still living in 1991 and Cher's still living in 2001.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (feaxc)

335 Cat's foot iron claw

Neurosurgeons scream for more

At paranoia's poison door

Twenty first century schizoid man

- Q AnonPosted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

Said the late man to the straight manWhere have you beenI've been here and I've been there
And I've been in between


Rape!

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (TUU1F)

336 Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (3HNOQ)

He should have told the protestors to all chip in for his tab since they love socialism so much.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (MIvRT)

337 323


"Tonight Senator Ted Cruz arrived at Fiola, an upscale restaurant
mere steps from the White House, to enjoy a hearty Italian dinner. He
could have dined on a lavish four course meal for only $145 while
millions of Americans struggle to buy groceries. He might have sampled
from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages."





That's like a Yelp review and protest message rolled up in one

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic Weat September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (TAmPV)


Well the soup was cold and the jackbooted thugs sort of hurried the main course. All in all 1 star.

Posted by: Ted Cruz's Yelp Review at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (9dzlp)

338 Dear Macron,
We will always have California wines, most of which are superior to French wines.


Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (3HNOQ)

339 Ugh, gotta stop using firefox

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (TUU1F)

340 299


re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.




Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

I have noticed that. Near miraculous change, that.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (imSgd)

"Daddy! daddy! Every time a bell rings, a fairy grows it's things!"

"That's right, Zuzu!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (UsCnO)

341 it's nice to have good friends, JAS.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (1YQLC)

342 Macron: lip service versus results.

How about if you don't sign deals with countries that are increasing their CO2 output, and only sign them with countries that are working towards your silly accord's goals, whether they signed on or not?

Nah, never mind, it's never been about the environment, it's all about the virtue signaling.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (P1f+c)

343 Macron is going to have to institute a muz tax cause he has no country left.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (GHwQU)

344
kinda funny how the Leftists never had a problem with hugely expensive taxpayer paid meals when obama was prez and people were starving and children were languishing in cages.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

345 333
How many times we gotta save your ass?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Twice is two times too many.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (IqV8l)


Yeah, if we just sat on our hands and let the Germans win WWI, there probably wouldn't have been a WWII.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

346 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

347 One of the upsides of the muslim invasion of Europe is that in a few years, there won't be anymore French.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (xEuHL)
------------------

The Swedes are getting the blond bred out of their women even faster than the French.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:48 PM (UsCnO)

348 Makes you wonder what McPlanecrash had on Graham

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 25, 2018 07:48 PM (OOH1c)

349 He might have sampled
from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages.


Everybody knows migrant children languish in cages during desert and coffee.
Philistines.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (xEuHL)

350 346 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.
Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

Just send him a ziplocked bag of baby powder for his Gimp Suit. That should make him happy.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (k2d6x)

351 Next Cher will cover the songs of Ace of Base

https://youtu.be/d73tiBBzvFM

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (BjF7B)

352 The Swede women are not bearing children. Only the invaders are.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (3HNOQ)

353 347. Yup. We all want an end to the Frogs and Icebacks, but not like this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (fA1SL)

354 Posted by: weirdflunky at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (fQwil)

Thanks for the update, Red alerted me and I was just about to also include him on tomorrow's prayer list

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (AllCR)

355 thursday hi I am brett kavenaugh the 40 year old virgin they made a movie about me!

Posted by: wammo at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (DqAdr)

356 Nood.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (xEuHL)

357 just in time for wammotroll to stink up this one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (N1ZXu)

358 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.


Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ
**************************
email or call-
Murkowski, Collins, Flake, Corker and Sasse.
One day their sons, brothers, nephews etc. could be accused of sexual assault because they will be setting up a whole new set of rules.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (hECVl)

359 re 344: so how many celebrity affairs has Trump had at the White House? None? Philistine!!
well, ok one, but he's married to her. Ha, I kill me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (UFyv9)

360 When almost 1 in 10 in a country like Sweden is not native, then yes there will be problems.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (BjF7B)

361 Avenatti is the face of the Demokkkrat Party... pure scum.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (hECVl)

362 #IBelieve4chan

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (59GGI)

363 LOL, Brett said "It was many years after High School that I had intercourse."
I too was a virgin through H.S.
Can't be part of a gang rape and keep you virginity.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (3HNOQ)

364 31 Proceeding with a knowingly false media campaign could lose him his law license, couldn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)


In New York]/i]?

Surely you jest.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (59GGI)

365 344

kinda funny how the Leftists never had a problem with hugely
expensive taxpayer paid meals when obama was prez and people were
starving and children were languishing in cages.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)
At least those kids weren't stuck in Mitt Romney's dog kennel on top of his car.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)

366

Sorry, azzhole. New Rules, remember? Denial's got nuthin' to do with it. So, so guilty. Can we have all the rope you've given yourself when you're done?


Equality, the great equalizer.

Thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (HaL55)

367

Can't be part of a gang rape and keep you virginity.


Quality control is an essential component in any organization.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (HaL55)

368 My friend has two dogs I'll call 'Nacho' and 'Consuela.' She loves Nacho, thinks he can do no wrong, and blames all naughtiness on Consuela.

Now, I like both dogs, but prefer Consuela, so I always defend her against my friend's baseless accusations and heavy-handed enforcement of biased, arbitrary, and capricious rules.

My defense of this dog makes me a better attorney than Avenatti.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (Sbb4A)

369 Creepy Porn Lawyer is a pimp, but not the good kind, the kind that makes women work for him and they get the wire coat hanger whether they earned it or not.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (1g7ch)

370 Is Jeff Flake the ghey ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)


I say yes. He loves having manly man photos taken of himself. He's easily as narcissistic as Cock Curious without the daddy issues.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (y7DUB)

371 TuCa kicks off with a Crucible cut - Crucible being the libs favorite allegory about false accusations being taken in faith.

It's ironic because the Crucible was about about false accusations against commie POSs, now its the commie POSs make the accusations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (1g7ch)

372 Yeah, if we just sat on our hands and let the Germans win WWI, there probably wouldn't have been a WWII.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

But then we wouldn't have the "literally Hitler" meme!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (n9EOP)

373 The most enjoyable thing I saw today (don't recall where) was some news bitch saying that - unexpectedly - conservatives have been fired up by the Kavanaugh hearings. Just couldn't grasp how that was possible.

I'm beginning to suspect that both sides think they're playing a game in which low score wins. Battle of the idiots or something like that.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (59GGI)

374 Maybe the 4chan guys are saying they broke the phone but really they didn't??

Posted by: sunny at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (XBatu)

375 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

Send him a nice thank you note. Good behavior is to be encouraged.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (imSgd)

376 Creepy Porn Lawyer lies again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (pw+jk)

377 Damn, how much money does it take for rinos and progs to sell themselves? Sad that they fear antifa and said ilk rather than the idiots the voted them in. Eff them all, I'm just a sucker who pays taxes just to get kicked in the 5 hole.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:15 PM (oFsfu)

378 Now if someone accused the creepy porn lawyer of doing some sexual harassment, THAT I'd be inclined to believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (vnpiz)

379 338 Dear Macron,
We will always have California wines, most of which are superior to French wines.

I'm in Montana and I can get good wine 5 miles from me. Local winery that sources its grapes from columbia and willamette valleys mostly.

Posted by: free tibet at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (EY4jv)

380 "LOL, Brett said "It was many years after High School that I had intercourse."
*****
I really wish Kavanaugh hadn't said that last night. Let's just hope he was telling the truth and some girl doesn't show up and challenge it. Because, if he lies about something like this, then people might wonder what else he would lie about.

Posted by: sillyme at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (Ak/B3)

381 4chan would certainly have motive to punk him. He threatened them in July: https://twitter.com/Sunrise51052/status/1044693751312961536

Posted by: Jane at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (IoEGj)

382 Your concern is noted.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (nRWPy)

383 Iasonas, like I said, the Fox tape took out the comment in the middle. The audience was actually laughing at what someone shouted out in the audience.

Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (qlTN9)

LOL: 2nd Accuser, Debbie Ramirez, Declines to Testify Under Oath;
Tells Senators to See Her Statement in The New Yorker

According to Senator John Kennedy, at least.

Sen. John Kennedy, R-La., who sits on the committee, said a lawyer for Ramirez told committee staff she would not speak to them about her allegation that Kavanaugh flashed his naked groin in her face during an alcohol-laden party their freshman year. Ramirez made the accusation in a blockbuster Sunday night New Yorker story.

"Our counsel repeatedly tried to reach him," Kennedy said of Ramirez's lawyer. "They finally did reach him, and he said we are not issuing a statement. He said if you want our statement, read the New Yorker."

Meanwhile, Christina Blasey Ford might, get this, also not show up to testify under oath, according to Dianne Feinstein:

Peter Doocy

Verified account

@pdoocy

NEW: Sen. Feinstein, D-Ca, just told me "I have no way of knowing" if Dr. Ford is actually going to show up to Kavanaugh hearing Thursday - if outside counsel is asking the questions

Chuck Grassley has pretty much had enough of this bullshit. In the below letter, he rejects Dianne Feinstein's most recent (of many) demands that Ford not testify under oath, and also rejects her demand that the FBI investigate Ramirez's claims. He notes, pointedly, that false statements made to The New Yorker are not subject to penalty for perjury, but false statements made to Congress are, and if Ramirez ever decides to sell her Recovered Memories to Congress where she can be held criminally liable for perjury, then they'll decide how and whether to proceed -- but they won't be proceeding before she's given sworn testimony or a sworn written statement.



I expect Lisa Murkowski to announce that the only issue is how enthusiastically we believe the victim Debbie Ramirez and her powerful testimony to Ronan Farrow and Jane Meyer.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:40 PM




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1 Why won't you let her be clear, Ace?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (nIZu5)

2 Le BOOM

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (6ew1s)

3 Clear as mud.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (2NqXo)

4 Chuck Grassley has nice penmanship.

Posted by: Weasel at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (MVjcR)

5 She her statement in The new Yorker?

What, is that some sort of official communication platform?

Hey, asswipe: See my comment at Ace of Spades! Anything that appears there is guaranteed true.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (c+2jX)

6 Like I said, there will be no Testimony and no Sworn Statements.

This is and was nothing but a smear campaign.

If this women were used, ever it was by The Democrat Party. Truly, they were raped by the Democrats desire to hold on to power.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (nIZu5)

7 Not first

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (cJ6RQ)

8 Grassley came out of his reverie about the corn and the squirrels. I'm skeptical. I believe none of the R's until they hold the floor vote and everybody's an AYE.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (2NqXo)

9 this / these

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (nIZu5)

10 Murkowski had sex with my sled dog.

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (df+Zi)

11 Like I said, there will be no Testimony and no Sworn Statements.

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At least we got him to admit he was a virgin all through college. Nerd.

Posted by: The Left at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (sX1BW)

12 This is going to work out great!

Posted by: Rolling Stone at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (1uG1d)

13 Baby steps, Chuck. You're getting there.

Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (u1dnt)

14 Wonder what font the letter was typed in ...

Posted by: Adriane that Ramirez Sure Gets Around Critic ... at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (AoK0a)

15 Isn't Farrow's father the devil?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (59GGI)

16 This question probably has been asked of the Horde, so forgive the repetition. Assuming no testimony is given by Dr Ford or Ms. Ramirez, when can Grassley call for a vote? Same day?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (jxbfJ)

17 Hey, asswipe: See my comment at Ace of Spades! Anything that appears there is guaranteed true.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (c+2jX)


What he said! Now, you shall blow me.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (Pe/Hn)

18 >>Murkowski had sex with my sled dog.


'Mush!'

Posted by: Lisa Merkowski at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (nIZu5)

19 End this Shit Show Thursday - When they do not show up CALL FOR A VOTE ASAP!
I've been saying since the start of this crap, Ford will not show up and had no intentions of doing so because she would not subject herself to perjury.

Posted by: Screw Em at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (TcRhR)

20 This violates the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. Kavanaugh is being charged with serious crimes, but is not being allowed to face his accusers or have a fair trail.

All the motherfuckers involved in this smear campaign need to go to jail.

Time to stop playing defense. It's not even time to play offense. I'm calling in the Special Teams to tackle these demons in the endzone for a safety. Then drop-kick their asses into the parking lot.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (c+2jX)

21 Dems are about to find out that a Turtle's bite is worse than his bark.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (nIZu5)

22 This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (GBteo)

23 #1 Barry Dunham to you - let's be clear, the little twerp was born barry dunham

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (Y7N05)

24 Their is one silver lining in all of this. If the marxists thought Kav was a possible Souter, Kennedy, or Earl Warren, they would have confirmed him easily like all 3 of those.

Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (g9dEp)

25 I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (c+2jX)

26 Well, we know no woman will ever make such a charge against Jeff Flake. Maybe "He waved a cigarette at me." "That was my pecker." "Tee-hee. It wasn't even 100."

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (59GGI)

27 >>I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi.


Good luck walking through the minefield of bum turds in your front yard to get there.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (nIZu5)

28 8. +1.

Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (g9dEp)

29 I saw her movie, "Debbie does Dartmouth".

Posted by: Redenzo at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)

30 No one called NOOD?!

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

31 Had to turn off the Five. I kept waiting for Kennedy and Janine Pirro to cut Juan Williams' heart out with a spoon.
Am I bad person, and/or subject to banning, if I laugh?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (wgCUV)

32 There's a new post?

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (nIZu5)

33 So this Debbie Ramirez chick works for LatinFeels?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (gg7dk)

34 27 >>I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi.


Good luck walking through the minefield of bum turds in your front yard to get there.
Posted by: garrett


I'm putting them in a trebuchet and launching them into DC.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (c+2jX)

35 29 I saw her movie, "Debbie does Dartmouth".
Posted by: Redenzo at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)


Dartmouth - the college that doubles as a fellatio technique.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

36

Alternate poat title:

The Resistance: "Save Us, Avenatti-Kenobi, You're Our Only Hope

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (vjy0I)

37 Anyone hear if the required docs were submitted by Ford's team on time today? Some were due at 1000 this morning, and the rest at 1000 tomorrow. I don't think they were sent.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (O9qtX)

38 I guess this means that the penis line-up has been cancelled.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (cPtpe)

39
Old and busted: FYNQ

New hotness: NQ? FY!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (P1f+c)

40 Yeah, if you know Grassley at all, it's clear that he's beyond pissed at this point and is sick of the BS. That line about the NYT was fantastic.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (XKZwp)

41 So which is it? Women are to be looked upon as equals to men and treated based based on their character and behavior, or women are a protected class who are to be coddled based solely on their sex.

This shit is truly exhausting. Vote on the guy already and spare the country this days of our lives bullshit.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (pFNVe)

42 33 So this Debbie Ramirez chick works for LatinFeels?
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (gg7dk)


That's the Bob Menendez outreach program for young girls...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)

43 No. But, seriously, Zombie.

San Francisco is a beautiful city...

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (nIZu5)

44
Emotional Facism.

Straight up.

End it now.

Posted by: Love Gun at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (gjB0k)

45 Ford is supposed to provide a written statement beforehand. IIRC the deadline was today.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (qMV6r)

46 If you want our statement...READ THE FUNNIES !!11!

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)

47 46 If you want our statement...READ THE FUNNIES !!11!
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)


Katzenjammer Kids?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)

48 And Manchin needs no special glasses to read the writing on the wall. He will vote to confirm!

Posted by: Screw Em at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (TcRhR)

49 The optimal response to Feinscrunt of, "Get fucked" wouldn't require seven entire paragraphs.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (DTX3h)

50 I too may have had sex with some dude named Kavanaugh because when I'm pinned to the floor in the shower I don't get to ask names, only of their done yet.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (cEIUl)

51 Damn. At least Anita Hill showed up.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (8yq6P)

52 The New Yorker? Pfft. Weekly World News has more credibility and intellectual heft.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

53 Predictit is sending agents out now to repo thumbs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (fA1SL)

54 I saw a bunch of disbelief at Kavanaugh going and doing an interview during this whole ordeal. But, that tells me something about him. He's no shrinking violet and his reputation is very ,very important to him. Don't be surprised if this guy files civil suits against these two after he's seated. He wants a very hard earned reputation back. And, just filing suit on the matter sends a very powerful message that he's not afraid of where the cards fall....but those two opportunists should be very concerned.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (r3WP7)

55 I enjoy how Grassley chided DiFi's for unfairly trying to cancel Dr. Ford's chance to testify.

He's getting pretty good at this. The Winning is addictive.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (Dl9Eq)

56 What about the creepy porn lawyer "victim"?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

57 51 Damn. At least Anita Hill showed up.
Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (8yq6P)


She ran straight into a buzzsaw named Arlen Specter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (/9p9e)

58 BREAKING on the Cock News Network: Michael Avenatti says that his client Stormy Daniels is willing to come before the committee!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (AJJen)

59 If you want our statement....Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN !

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (bUjCl)

60 24
Their is one silver lining in all of this. If the marxists thought Kav
was a possible Souter, Kennedy, or Earl Warren, they would have
confirmed him easily like all 3 of those.

Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (g9dEp)

Great Point!

Posted by: Screw Em at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (TcRhR)

61 >> The New Yorker


What is sad is I used up all of my New Yorker / Rape / Gossamer jokes last week!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (nIZu5)

62 20
This violates the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. Kavanaugh is
being charged with serious crimes, but is not being allowed to face his
accusers or have a fair trail.



All the motherfuckers involved in this smear campaign need to go to jail.



Time to stop playing defense. It's not even time to play offense.
I'm calling in the Special Teams to tackle these demons in the endzone
for a safety. Then drop-kick their asses into the parking lot.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (c+2jX)

Sorry, but the AG has to wake up, figuratively and literally.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)

63 Story is Avenatti got schlonged by 4channers using burner phones. Alphabet channels still running with his fake gnus. Hilarity to follow.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (Y274z)

64 that's not how any of this works, deborah

Posted by: brak at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (VckGX)

65
I'm calling it now. Kav is in.
No question.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (URwyc)

66 And Manchin needs no special glasses to read the writing on the wall. He will vote to confirm!

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Why not? The Senate will not flip - but possible it could be even. Then both parties will promise him everything - but first he must win an election. If Kav is going to be confirmed, keep your powder dry. He's still in the bargaining seat.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (sX1BW)

67 Swear an oath or fuck off with your "testimony". It is that simple.

Posted by: Gator Reynolds at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (ABH6n)

68 I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (c+2jX)

----------------

Almost everybody East of the Mississippi would wipe the floor with Kali residents.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (I16G8)

69 'Her life is in your hands, Dude'.

Posted by: Alt Lwyer at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (nIZu5)

70 I guess we have hit the obvious line now.

But then again I could be wrong.

(So who is really playing who at this time?)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (0QYMt)

71 I feel.left behind

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (dMvl+)

72 See my official statement in the Penthouse Forum column for September.

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

The year: a sexy 1982. Hair was big, and tits were bigger. I found myself at an aristocratic orgy at a private boy's school, laying on a four-poster bed with the dreamiest John Cougar Mellencamp lookalike. His hand crept upwards under my sweater and my nipples started tingling..."

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (c+2jX)

73 54 I saw a bunch of disbelief at Kavanaugh going and doing an interview during this whole ordeal. But, that tells me something about him. He's no shrinking violet and his reputation is very ,very important to him. Don't be surprised if this guy files civil suits against these two after he's seated. He wants a very hard earned reputation back. And, just filing suit on the matter sends a very powerful message that he's not afraid of where the cards fall....but those two opportunists should be very concerned.
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (r3W


Understand that Kavanaugh right now is literally fighting for his life. If he gets rejected here, that means the allegations and lies become truth and he loses his job on the DC Circuit and will become a pariah.

Horrible as this is he has GOT to fight and has got to be confirmed.

For anyone on our side to not see this is hateful and revolting. Looking at you Murkowski.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (/9p9e)

74 I'm putting them in a trebuchet and launching them into DC. Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (c+2jX)

I want to be your trebuchet engineer!

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (XKZwp)

75 I believe they believe it. Because I believe they are both leftist lunatics.

Posted by: Gator Reynolds at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (ABH6n)

76 Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (r3WP7)

I hope he's seated and I hope that he sues the hell out of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (AllCR)

77 I can't stop laughing, people. This is too funny.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (bUjCl)

78 Manchin should just switch parties.

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (ffWPP)

79 The millions and millions of dollars wasted on this makes me furious.

Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (UdKB7)

80 47 46 If you want our statement...READ THE FUNNIES !!11!
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)


Katzenjammer Kids?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Archie and Mehitabel.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (c+2jX)

81 58 BREAKING on the Cock News Network: Michael Avenatti says that his client Stormy Daniels is willing to come before the committee!
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (AJJen)


Phrasing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e)

82 It would be a weird trip if Ford didn't show on Thursday., the thought Is if her lawyer claims more time is needed with a written in stone deadline appearance she isn't showing.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (T4oHT)

83 Manchin should just switch parties.

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If he wins, that will be an option for him. If the Senate gains seats in the process, I think it is an almost certainty.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (sX1BW)

84 41
So which is it? Women are to be looked upon as equals to men and treated
based based on their character and behavior, or women are a protected
class who are to be coddled based solely on their sex.



This shit is truly exhausting.
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Yeah, it is hard to be a good Democrat these days, having to watch out for everyone else that the Republicans and Trump are trying to kill.


Posted by: Idiot trying to claim it is hard to be a good Democrat these days at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)

85 Manchin should just switch parties

Has he ever voted with the Republicans?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

86 "This violates the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. Kavanaugh is
being charged with serious crimes, but is not being allowed to face his
accusers or have a fair trail."

No one has been charged.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (0QYMt)

87 Your honor, instead of testifying I'd like to offer you this copy of Mad Magazine.

Posted by: wooga at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (3s5Dr)

88 This is a win win for the democrats.

How many solid justices would go through this? This needed to be shot down right from the start. When diane finstein started talking this shit, the leadership should have told her to pound salt.

How many people can say they never did anything embarrassing in HS? They have made the standard so high, that no conservative can pass.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (LWu6U)

89 How did dems hide Ramirez allegations from the Commitee?

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (8yq6P)

90 25 I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (c+2jX)

Phewing in Missouri!

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (cF8AT)

91 >> The millions and millions of dollars wasted on this makes me furious.


Well, it's that many less stupid and unnecessary laws they got to pass.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (nIZu5)

92 Time to stop playing defense. It's not even time to play offense. I'm calling in the Special Teams to tackle these demons in the endzone for a safety. Then drop-kick their asses into the parking lot.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (c+2jX)

I'm not sure if that's called hyper-offense or what, but to be clear: there is still a Senate subpoena power. If the Dems think they will have a Senate majority after November, even after a mass defection of NeverTrumpers, they are smoking some serious rock. Grassley needs to make it clear that after the Kavanaugh vote, they are not going to play it like Roy Moore. Every one of the whores will be dragges before the Senate and jailed for contempt or perjury. That will put an end to the farce.

I would prefer he didn't, simply because I want a society where people like Schumer, Blumenthal, Franken, and Feinstein are no longer permitted to leech off Americans.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (Mgabo)

93 80 47 46 If you want our statement...READ THE FUNNIES !!11!
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)


Katzenjammer Kids?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Archie and Mehitabel.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (c+2jX)

The Born Loser....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (ffWPP)

94 HA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

95 How many solid justices would go through this?

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To get to the Supreme Court - I think a lot.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (sX1BW)

96 91 >> The millions and millions of dollars wasted on this makes me furious.


Well, it's that many less stupid and unnecessary laws they got to pass.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (nIZu5)


"I know, right?!"

- - Robert Mewler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)

97 Chuck Grassley has pretty much had enough of this bullshit. In the below letter, he rejects Dianne Feinstein's most recent (of many) demands that Ford not testify under oath, and also rejects her demand that the FBI investigate Ramirez's claims.


Grassley should tell Feinstein to just read The New Yorker.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (786Ro)

98 False statements made to the press are not subject to criminal penalty?

Really? Isn't that a little broad?

Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (IIoSq)

99 Deborah Ramirez can hardly be expected to testify while the Shanghai stock exchange is down more than 25% from its high.

We must postpone any further proceedings on the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court until the Shanghai stock exchange has recovered all of its losses.

Posted by: Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (DuAZ5)

100 Did Dr Ford already receive her pony?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (yhf6w)

101 'I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi'

Whoa wait! North of the Mason Dixon right?

Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7)

102 95 How many solid justices would go through this?
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To get to the Supreme Court - I think a lot.
Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (sX1BW)


Forget the court; He's fighting for his life and livelihood here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (/9p9e)

103 The FBI doesn't need to investigate. They just need to read The New Yorker.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (786Ro)

104 Look at my crayon drawing of the rape!? Its all there!!!!

Posted by: Debbie Ramirez at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (3SzRC)

105 Hans Gruber: The following accusers are to come forward and pretend to testify. From Yale, Kavanaugh's former roommate. From the West Coast, the Christine Blasey-Ford. From the mid-Atlantic party scene, Debbie Ramirez.

Karl: Debbie Ramirez?

Hans (covers radio): I read about her in the New Yorker.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (HtLSE)

106 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (3HNOQ)

107 5 How many solid justices would go through this?

Probably wouldn't nominate a white male.... A black conservative woman would be good... Do we have any?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

108 Isn't Farrow's father the devil?

I thought Frank Sinatra was his father.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (cJ6RQ)

109 The new line of course, is that this isn't a court proceeding so Ford shouldn't have to be under oath to testify. I think a lot of Dims are going to regret the anti all men stance and always believe the accuser if she's female.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (wgCUV)

110 "Stormy Daniels is willing to come before the committee!"


Phrasing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton

the horde is so helpful in spotting these things.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (Cus5s)

111 58 BREAKING on the Cock News Network: Michael Avenatti says that his client Stormy Daniels is willing to come before the committee!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 05:54 PM (AJJen)

WTeverlovinF does she have to do with any of this?!

And Phrasing.....

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (cF8AT)

112 But even leftist lunatics are smart enough to realize their bullshit is actionable under oath.

Posted by: Gator Reynolds at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (ABH6n)

113 98. Isn't that a little broad?
Posted by: m
**
No, you're thinking of AtC.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

114 42
33 So this Debbie Ramirez chick works for LatinFeels?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (gg7dk)





That's the Bob Menendez outreach program for young girls...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)

Debbie Ramirez?

DR?
Dominican Republic?
Menendez little girls were from the DR, correct?


What more proof do you need?

Posted by: Idiot trying to claim it is all the proof that you need. at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (UsCnO)

115 ICYMI


Photo of Ford's lawyer with Hillary back in 2016


https://twitter.com/Trump45awesome/status/1044640262788714496

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (dMvl+)

116 >>Whoa wait! North of the Mason Dixon right?


Up North it's known as the 'Sister Humpin' Parallel'.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (nIZu5)

117 Stormy is willing to cum in front of anybody who pays.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (mCMQ5)

118 Has anyone anywhere with real first hand knowledge actually came out with a statement supporting the story of either "victim?"

A lot of supposed witnesses came out with statements denying their stories in every detail. Has anyone came out and said, 'I was there, and Brent did it?'

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (vpH4d)

119 Someone nattered on once about the " politics of personal destruction"... and how bad it is....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (ffWPP)

120 If we're reading the papers, I want to subpoena Marmaduke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (3s5Dr)

121 35 29 I saw her movie, "Debbie does Dartmouth".
Posted by: Redenzo at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)


Dartmouth - the college that doubles as a fellatio technique.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

Where trick pouring counts as course credit.

Posted by: josephistan at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (Izzlo)

122 114 What more proof do you need?
Posted by: Idiot trying to claim it is all the proof that you need. at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (UsCnO)


"Latin Feels?" "Outreach?" Get it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (/9p9e)

123 Ramirez had a rally to support her in the People's Republic of Boulder yesterday. The planning of the rally began last week before her story ever came out. Local news reported her side of the story and failed to mention how many people have said that it never happened.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (gEvQ8)

124 This violates the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. Kavanaugh is being charged with serious crimes, but is not being allowed to face his accusers or have a fair trail.

All the leftist morons on twitter are giving the "job interview" analogy. "It's a lifetime appointment! We're interviewing him for a job! Presumed innocent until proven guilty only applies to a court of law!"

Nevermind they ALSO all want to put Kavanaugh under oath so they can prosecute anything they can extort out of the guy.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (9qZ3S)

125 Somebody on this very blog made a good point earlier, subpoena the bitches to appear if they continue claiming this shit.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (bUjCl)

126 101 'I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi'

Whoa wait! North of the Mason Dixon right?
Posted by: freaked


Yes. Excellent geographical clarification.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (c+2jX)

127 *Enters Room*


*Locks Door*


*Turns Up Stereo*

Posted by: Glass Ceiling at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (nIZu5)

128 113 98. Isn't that a little broad?
Posted by: m
**
No, you're thinking of AtC.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

Incoming raptor!!!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (IIoSq)

129 " Isn't Farrow's father the devil?



I thought Frank Sinatra was his father."The MAD Magazine spoof of "Rosemary's Baby" had Frank Sinatra as the father.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (3HNOQ)

130 I believe Brian Williams filed an affidavit attesting that he was there at both incidents.

Posted by: Concerned Republican For Concern at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (c6UIl)

131 Her legal statement was in the New Yorker?

Then its Libel. Knowingly spreading false information.


Hmmm... and under the James Woods rule for Twitter, as these people ARE promulgating false information, and attempting to influence US Politics... shouldn't they be ban'd?

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

132 113
98. Isn't that a little broad?

Posted by: m

**

No, you're thinking of AtC.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

DAMN you Palp!!! I was drinking bulletproof!!!

Posted by: Debbie Ramirez at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (3SzRC)

133 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.
Posted by: JAS


Are you serious? Didn't you jackholes learn anything from my example?

Posted by: Danny Rather at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (P1f+c)

134 Deborah Ramirez can hardly be expected to testify while the Shanghai stock exchange is down more than 25% from its high.


As this has a great deal to do with the price of beans in China, I have to allow it. Also, it's a tax.

-John Roberts

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (HtLSE)

135 it's gonna be hard for Ford to sleep at night, thinking of the possibility she may have to drive to another state to kill her children.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (Cus5s)

136 Off Ramirez!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (3SzRC)

137 Make it stop! For the love of God, make it stop!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (vnpiz)

138 128 113 98. Isn't that a little broad?
Posted by: m
**
No, you're thinking of AtC.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

Incoming raptor!!!
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 06:01 PM (IIoSq)

A cute, tiny little raptor, running on tiny little raptor feet....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (ffWPP)

139 If it was published in the Pravda, it must be true. How dare you question the Party's line.

Posted by: PG at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (iqCkn)

140 128. Ya know what's funny? She's got cousins in Japan.

https://youtu.be/mkni0IqqYUM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (fA1SL)

141 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (3HNOQ)
.............

Adobe Acrobat DC, how does it work?

Posted by: Diaper F'nEinstein at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (gg7dk)

142 118 Has anyone anywhere with real first hand knowledge actually came out with a statement supporting the story of either "victim?"

A lot of supposed witnesses came out with statements denying their stories in every detail. Has anyone came out and said, 'I was there, and Brent did it?'

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (vpH4d)

Nope. None. Nada. Zilch. Zero. In other words...nobody.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

143
old and busted: "Talk to the hand"
new hotness: "Read The New Yorker"

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (786Ro)

144 This will not deter future inferior court or SCOTUS nominees. Even to this point. When the Dem's debacle is complete, it will sound even sillier to suggest that this will deter potential nominees. (some are already deterred, by temperament or, um, skeletons, but that's always been the case)


This will not haunt Kav "the rest of his life". Even to this point. A ridiculously amateurish and inept smear hit-job was attempted, never gained traction, and will end in catastrophe for the perps. THEY might be haunted by it, he won't.


Conventional wisdom ought to be at least not silly to be considered "wisdom".

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (QDnY+)

145 Nope. None. Nada. Zilch. Zero. In other words...nobody.

Then... GUILTY!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

146 New plan: under the new Senate, have Juanita Broaddrick testify before the Senate. Then censure Bill Clinton, permanently cutting off his pension, clearances, and security details. Let him pay from his own pocket, and let RAPIST be painted across his Presidential portrait.

Let them see what true insanity looks like.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (Mgabo)

147 Stormy Daniels is willing to come before the committee!"


Phrasing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton

the horde is so helpful in spotting these things.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (Cus5s)

Her response to every question will be "YES, YES, YES OH YES!!!!!"

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (eAMlh)

148 143
old and busted: "Talk to the hand"
new hotness: "Read The New Yorker"
Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (786Ro)


She can read THIS New Yorker. (holds out fist)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (/9p9e)

149 98. Isn't that a little broad?

Posted by: m

**

No, you're thinking of AtC.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

Don't run Palp...you'll just die tired.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

150 >>Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.




That's a Barrelin'!

*Slams Gavel*

Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (nIZu5)

151 Grassley's written another sternly worded letter? (eyeroll)

I'll believe he's serious and the rest of the R's are serious when they do the floor vote and Kavanaugh gets confirmed.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (2NqXo)

152 Seems as if no one wants to get near the Kavanaugh hearing Tar Baby.....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (ffWPP)

153 Gillibrand needs to get out into the sun more often. She looks like a cadaver.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)

154 top 10?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (rjbMC)

155 Manchin should just switch parties

Has he ever voted with the Republicans?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM


West Virginia is very interesting. People -- surprisingly, almost amazingly -- vote for candidates that will keep them employed. So they vote for a President who will sell their coal. Which Trump is doing.

It would be considered by most WV folks really, really bad to have their Senator fvck up that deal.

I believe Trump is now 'up to speed' enough to know he has that card if he needs it, but if he doesn't need it, won't play it.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (URwyc)

156 147
Her response to every question will be "YES, YES, YES OH YES!!!!!"
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (eAMlh)

Perjury. Totally faking it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (/9p9e)

157 117
Stormy is willing to cum in front of anybody who pays.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (mCMQ5)

"Clean up on the Main Stage!!!"

Posted by: Idiot trying to keep the stripper floor clean after a Stormy Daniel's set. at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (UsCnO)

158 Whenever Justice Kavanaugh is the deciding vote in a case that particularly hurts the Left, I will be yelling and writing everywhere:

"Remember the KavaNom!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (AJJen)

159 Well, this is just proof we need a full FBI investigation. Should only take a year. We are not saying "No" we just want to make sure we have the truth. This will be the message going forward. Rushing to a vote. Denying a full vetting. Big meanies!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (dNzKv)

160 Have senators always tended toward being vile?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (eAMlh)

161
As Lizzy's been saying, "Dr" Ford will end up on CNN or 60 Minutes to tell her lies.

But I think we'll never see her face. We'll see her silhouette, only.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (vjy0I)

162 If nobody testifies then it's not perjury. Libel and slander can be managed

Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (z2W2E)

163 I saw Brett Kavanaugh and Debbie Ramirez in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

-Ralph Wiggum

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (HtLSE)

164 Stormy always looks tired and worn out...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (ffWPP)

165 >>Ya know what's funny? She's got cousins in Japan.


Bun dod szhe do comuhdee?

Posted by: Blair's Cousin Geri at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (nIZu5)

166 153 Gillibrand needs to get out into the sun more often. She looks like a cadaver.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)


That bloated blonde bloviating blivit is Cuck Schemer's meat puppet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (/9p9e)

167 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

So it's a fill in.? Left Blank for Gorsuch or Kavanaugh or whoever? Hmmmmm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (AllCR)

168 I believe they believe it. Because I believe they are both leftist lunatics.

That's what pisses me off the most. Neither of their stories sounded the least bit credible! Not sure of the year or place? Scrubbed her social media accounts? Wanted Kavanaugh to go first? I was sooooo drunk I couldn't tell the difference between a dildo and a real penis? All red flags. But nooooooo, Lisa and Suzi want to hear their stories!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (v1udk)

169 Avenatti will come, in his ill-fitting suit.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (8yq6P)

170 I saw Read The New Yorker open for The Manhattan Transfer at Madison Square Garden in '82.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (786Ro)

171 A cute, tiny little raptor, running on tiny little raptor feet....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM

That damn raptor ate the cat.

Posted by: The fog at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (2NqXo)

172 Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (Mgabo)


Hmmm.. I don't believe the Senate can subpoena a private citizen about LEGAL matters.

Only things pertaining to its Legislative agenda, or Government oversite.

Separation of Powers, they are NOT Law Enforcement.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

173 That bloated blonde bloviating blivit is Cuck Schemer's meat puppet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (/9p9e)

They have a thing ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (bUjCl)

174 I wrote the White House (because you can't get through to a senator) to voice my support for Kavanaugh. Grassley just has to end it!

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (qlTN9)

175 Nobody's testifying.

Hold the vote.

End the charade.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (R9+0K)

176 171 A cute, tiny little raptor, running on tiny little raptor feet....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM

That damn raptor ate the cat.
Posted by: The fog at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (2NqXo)


Or in this case, the opposite...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (ffWPP)

177 142
118 Has anyone anywhere with real first hand knowledge actually came out
with a statement supporting the story of either "victim?"



A lot of supposed witnesses came out with statements denying their
stories in every detail. Has anyone came out and said, 'I was there, and
Brent did it?'



Posted by: rd at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (vpH4d)



Nope. None. Nada. Zilch. Zero. In other words...nobody.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (cF8AT)


I think it is time to wrap up production now.

Posted by: Producer for "Wag the Dog 2" at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

178

Probably best to invest in alcohol futures.

Say, a 1500 gallon tank of vodka trenched into the back yard.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (38lts)

179
Bun dod szhe do comuhdee?

Posted by: Blair's Cousin Geri



WHOA, what a blast from the past!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (vjy0I)

180 136
Off Ramirez!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (3SzRC)

If only.

Posted by: Bertrand Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (5jVnA)

181 ALLAHPUNDIT is virtually begging someone else to come forward with allegations against Judge Kavanaugh.

He's a dick.

Sorry but, it had to be said.

Posted by: Roper at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (X1K/2)

182 Grassley should tell Feinstein to just read The New Yorker.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (786Ro)

Grassley should pound her one in the mouth.

Considering they're both older than dirt, any fist fight would look like two broken Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots slowed down to 1/1000 speed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (4ErVI)

183 Unlike Sessions, it looks like Grassley can wake up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

184 173 That bloated blonde bloviating blivit is Cuck Schemer's meat puppet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:06 PM (/9p9e)

They have a thing ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (bUjCl)


Nah. He feeds her the words to say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)

185 "This violates the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. Kavanaugh is
being charged with serious crimes, but is not being allowed to face his
accusers or have a fair trail."
I admit to not being well versed and/or fluid in such constitutional rights, but I imagine a day where children are educated on just why this crap is so terrible, and why the founders were so smart.

8th grade civics could apply to more than arcane legal argument ... it could be made to live on a local application level as well. Toss in some Orwell and solid history and we can still save the West.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (Cus5s)

186 Ive never seen a dumpster fire die out. Glad to see Grassley found his 1930's strong pimp hand and is using it again.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (k2d6x)

187 Does the Senate chamber have hardwood or carpet?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (eAMlh)

188 Here's a suitcase. Now I'm gonna turn my back. If when I turn around again my suitcase is filled with cash, then I'll know I have a partner, and you'll know you have my vote.

Posted by: Li$a Murkow$ki at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (XcgmW)

189 This crazy bitch is never going to do anything to actually prove her allegations.

She could, but will not, file a police report or Compliant under penalty of perjury. THIS is because she has no evidence that what she claimed happened did. Allegations do not equal proof. The fact that so many Americans equate mere allegations to a fact is revolting. Confirm him and watch this crazy bitch do nothing but squeal.

Truly disgusting that this happened but it lays bare the naked souls of the Democrats and their ilk.

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (haWye)

190

So Progda has assumed upon itself the duties of the court?

How very interesting.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (HaL55)

191 Murkowski had sex with my sled dog. My dog was so traumatized, it's now completely non-verbal. Which is why my sled dog can't tell me saw Murkowski do with those caribou.

I can't remember when or where this happened, or who else might have been there, but I know my dog hasn't spoken since.

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (df+Zi)

192 As Lizzy's been saying, "Dr" Ford will end up on CNN or 60 Minutes to tell her lies.

But I think we'll never see her face. We'll see her silhouette, only.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:05 PM (vjy0I)
..............

and she'll sound like Darth Vader and they'll pixelate her horns.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (gg7dk)

193 my guess is a few dims vote for Kava. If Manchin declines, he will lose. Wouldn't be surprised if Turtle has spoken some of them

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (+g41/)

194 And crullers, Schumer feeds Gillibrand lots of crullers...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (ffWPP)

195 167 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

So it's a fill in.? Left Blank for Gorsuch or Kavanaugh or whoever? Hmmmmm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


MadLibs -- Senate Testimony Edition

"When I was ___teen years old I was _____molested by the conservative nominee named _____ _________. I was so traumatized that I didn't mention it to anyone for _____ decades."

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (c+2jX)

196 188 Here's a suitcase. Now I'm gonna turn my back. If when I turn around again my suitcase is filled with cash, then I'll know I have a partner, and you'll know you have my vote.
Posted by: Li$a Murkow$ki at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (XcgmW)


Dying of the same heart attack for 20 years...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)

197 Cute video:Golden Retiever breaks up cat fight(actual cat fight not two broads)

https://youtu.be/CfsYhQqBq_M

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (mCMQ5)

198 88--MANY conservatives are qualified. It's not the standards that are too high - it's that the left gets high on being part of an organized clusterfuck army hell bent on power.

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (Y7N05)

199

Rush said today the nevertrumpers are even worse than the Left.

He's right -- even Joe Scarborough is being sensible about this "Dr" Ford bullshit/smear.

Even megyn kelly is talking sense, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (vjy0I)

200 174
I wrote the White House (because you can't get through to a senator) to
voice my support for Kavanaugh. Grassley just has to end it!

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/


Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (qlTN9)

I left 2 messages Friday as things developed for Grassley and the second time talked to areal person. They must be getting hammered. Hope its conservatives and not LibThug death threats.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (3SzRC)

201 So, when somebody finally realizes that Ruthie Bader can't fog a mirror anymore, what kind of shit can they pull with the next nominee? they've shot their wad, and it looks like one of those "BANG!" flags hanging out of a clown gun. This stunt(ing) better bite them in the ass in mid-terms. It's f'ing fatiguing, even to the casual observer.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (ty7RM)

202 Delay will mean *more* accusers will be found, they said.


Indeed. Accusers who self-destructed more quickly, and more spectaculary, than Ford's slow-motion disintegration. So bad that even the NYT and other MSM scoffed at the silliness (there was some sort of kerfuffle this morning because the NYT tried to walk back or rewrite its comments eviscerating the Ramirez nonsense - net net this isn't funny, it's still stunning how stupid and malevolent and alien so many "Americans" and American institutions have become).


Ramirez hurt the floundering Team Smear effort. Avenatti has delivered another blow to the battered hulk. If the clock hadn't run out anyway, not sure Team Smear could survive much more in the way of "more accusers!!".

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (QDnY+)

203 I've said all along. Grassley is doing fine. Its a shit show either way, he's okay.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (xInes)

204 Allahpundit is a dick AND a pussy, and he can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (XcgmW)

205 I'm pretty sure that Burge's Rule of New Yorker Captions ("any New Yorker cartoon's caption can be replaced with 'I think I'm going to kill myself', and nobody could tell the difference") has some kind of corollary rule for the articles, but I don't know what it is.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)

206
How hard is this?
Hold the Vote.
Release the FISA.
Build the Wall.
Kill obamacare.

Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

207 Someone on twitter pointed out Grassley's "As you know, false states to the press are not subject to criminal penalty, but false statement to Congress are."...is a shot across the bow of DOCTOR! ford.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

208 "End this Shit Show Thursday - When they do not show up CALL FOR A VOTE ASAP!
I've
been saying since the start of this crap, Ford will not show up and had
no intentions of doing so because she would not subject herself to
perjury.


Posted by: Screw Em"

+++++++

Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (qlTN9)

209 This entire thing is crashing down on WiFi's head. She is 100% solely to blame for everything that has happened.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (JUOKG)

210 Save us, Obi Wan Avenatti, you're our only hope.

Posted by: Democrats at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

211 149 98. Isn't that a little broad?

Posted by: m

**

No, you're thinking of AtC.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

Don't run Palp...you'll just die tired.
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (EKYdb)

212 206.
Trump Camps
Furry internment
Canal-network

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (fA1SL)

213 Chucky say the proof is on Kavanagh. Guess that means Chuck really did bone that 15 year old and cause her suicide.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (xInes)

214 Here's hoping that the SCOTUS is secure for another
generation of law vs social justice feelings.

I would like for this to be over in order to follow Ruth Bader's workout rituals. Why, one may ask, does she always wear lace gloves? Is she a germaphobe? Does she not want to leave fingerprints? Lizard jazz hands?

I do hope, with all of my wicked heart, that the porn lawyer was duped by 4chan. Love the thought.

And I detest Murkyowski for her stupid crap. Always.

Do these people not know there are crazy people who make up stuff? One of my son's gf's was Greek (no offence). She honestly thought she was in My Fat Greek Wedding and followed this son to college like a stalker. She also faked fainting A LOT. That was my first clue of many that she was nutso and son recognized this, thank goodness. She could have easily told her father some crap about my son during the fake dainty faints and caused a mess.

Do NOT get me started on the Title 9 crap at US colleges.

To be clear: I love males and hate #metoo as it has gone to far (I was ok with the fat Weinstein stuff, but come on...36 years later? There should be a #metoo for males to yell about nutty female crazies who stalk them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (J5mzk)

215 As far as I am concerned, this is the equivalent of a trial in which both the prosecutors and defendant's lawyers have made their final statements and rested their cases and turned it over to the jury to deliberate and then the prosecutor decides "oh yeah your honor, I also have this other witness I knew about before we even started the trial, but didn't call or even mention until I saw the jury looked like they might acquit. I want to re-open the trial so I can let them be heard."

Insane.

Posted by: Darth Randal at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (p0nVR)

216 How did dems hide Ramirez allegations from the Commitee?
Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (8yq6P)

They were talking to Ramirez weeks ago. Four Dem staffers supposedly assisted her in recovering memories of her Beulah Ballbricker episode. She can now identify that tallywhacker.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (O9qtX)

217 93 80 47 46 If you want our statement...READ THE FUNNIES !!11!
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)

Katzenjammer Kids?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Archie and Mehitabel.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (c+2jX)

The Born Loser....


used to be a comic strip named Phipps that was four panels with no words. i only ever figured out one of them.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (NmR1a)

218

Nope. None. Nada. Zilch. Zero. In other words...nobody.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:03 PM (cF8AT)


I think it is time to wrap up production now.
Posted by: Producer for "Wag the Dog 2" at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)


Grassley needs to enter Legal Affidavits into the record of all the people who said Kav did not do it... BEFORE anyone further testifies.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (NgKpN)

219 Willowed last thread. Driving through N. Dakota while on vacation and talked to people at a couple stops, Heitkamp is toast.

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (iGFs+)

220 See my official statement in the Penthouse Forum column for September.

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

The year: a sexy 1982. Hair was big, and tits were bigger. I found myself at an aristocratic orgy at a private boy's school, laying on a four-poster bed with the dreamiest John Cougar Mellencamp lookalike. His hand crept upwards under my sweater and my nipples started tingling..."

Then what happened? Pleeeaaasseee finish....

Posted by: former Rep. Anthony Weiner at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (xWzjc)

221 196
188 Here's a suitcase. Now I'm gonna turn my back. If when I turn
around again my suitcase is filled with cash, then I'll know I have a
partner, and you'll know you have my vote.

Posted by: Li$a Murkow$ki at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (XcgmW)





Dying of the same heart attack for 20 years...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)

Brilliant commentary. Effing brilliant. Touche.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)

222 Only things pertaining to its Legislative agenda, or Government oversite.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

The judicial branch is the most unaccountable branch of the government. Congress demands oversight over Facebook posts, why not this?

If the Senate doesn't push at some point, making clear that lying whores will never pay a price, then the Senate will continue to pay. And their credit is nearly at the limit.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (Mgabo)

223 Someone pointed out on Twitter, that being seated late only keeps Kavanagh from weighing in on cases argued orally that he missed.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (xInes)

224 217 93 80 47 46 If you want our statement...READ THE FUNNIES !!11!
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)

Katzenjammer Kids?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Archie and Mehitabel.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 05:56 PM (c+2jX)

The Born Loser....

used to be a comic strip named Phipps that was four panels with no words. i only ever figured out one of them.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (NmR1a)


But not Dick Tracey, he'd figure this stuff out... detective, ya know?

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (NgKpN)

225 I think what they are afraid of is being asked if they were paid by anyone to make the statement, or come forward, or whatever.

The allegations are he-said-she-sad and can not be cause for liability since just as there is no way to prove them true, there is no way to prove that the women don't really believe it.

But there is a way to prove that they received compensation for coming forward, and they do not want that risk.

That is my theory. They will not testify under oath because they are paid actors.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 25, 2018 06:13 PM (LWu6U)

226 Northernlurker, carpet in the Senate chamber. Tile in the anterooms and the Vice President's Room, carpet in the cloakrooms (dunno if staff still allowed in the cloakrooms, under Byrd Dem side was not allowed in - so they'd come into the GOP cloakroom to escape the TV lights, make a call, etc).


Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:13 PM (QDnY+)

227
If this women were used, ever it was by The Democrat Party. Truly, they were raped by the Democrats desire to hold on to power.

---
I don't believe they were used. I believe they were willing participants in the smear.

"It's all for you Mr. Soros/ Barack/ Hillary/ etc."

They're jumping off the balcony of their own volition.


Prolly got a pretty nice paycheck from the Open Society as well. And the DNC.

Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 06:14 PM (QKV7o)

228 So Chuck FU Schemer just declared Kav guilty until proven innocent!

Please o please Repubs write this down and when Occasional Kotex nominates her first SCOTUS bring it up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

229 197
Cute video:Golden Retiever breaks up cat fight(actual cat fight not two broads)



https://youtu.be/CfsYhQqBq_M

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (mCMQ5)


Hilarious. Thanks steevy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 06:14 PM (3SzRC)

230

Republicans Pounce on Sexual Assault Victims

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:15 PM (vjy0I)

231 Funny. I remember an old New Yorker cartoon. I guy in a suit tells another guy in a suit "It's called grass. It's softer to walk on than concrete."
"I think I am going to kill myself" would totally work.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:15 PM (3HNOQ)

232 "This violates the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. Kavanaugh is
being charged with serious crimes, but is not being allowed to face his
accusers or have a fair trail."

It must be said - true, this is not a "real court" in which he is charged, but it is also true that most censorship today is not undertaken by the government, and the same rule applies to both:

If leftists clearly state general opposition to the principle behind a rule for Why The Government Doesn't Get To Do This, No, Not Even Then, then there is no possible way to expect them to uphold the law or not seek to subvert the law when at the levers of government. It beggars the imagination that anyone could think they would.

There's a reason "Founding Principles" is a phrase and not just "er, uh, founding rules that just have to do with the government sometimes so back off, man".

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:15 PM (HtLSE)

233 ugh, so whoever linked to that 4chan thing a couple posts back, slaps around.

nyway I don't know if they can play with twitter accts or change words in another acct. but one has avanetti talking something about LLLL Re Kavanaugh and yearbook writings and every L represents something disgusting .

and then another avanetti one that says Kavanaugh part in pizza parlor crap.

so are these Avanettis real Accusations on twitter?

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:15 PM (dPd5y)

234 Just received my Cruz yard signs.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (Z48ZB)

235 219 Willowed last thread. Driving through N. Dakota while on vacation and talked to people at a couple stops, Heitkamp is toast.
Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:12 PM (iGFs+)


Would love it if she votes to confirm Kava thinking it could change her fortunes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (/9p9e)

236 >>I don't believe they were used. I believe they were willing participants in the smear.


Yes. This is true.

But I also don't think they are sane enough to understand what they are getting into. Which is why they go into hiding as soon as they get turned out to the Media.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (nIZu5)

237

I want a cup of Kava-fefe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (/9p9e)

238 Is Murkowski "transitioning"?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: RustyG at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (8AvCG)

239 I believe the staff interviews conducted with Judiciary Committee people carry penalty of perjury for those interviewed. So, if Ford were to show, there would be the equivalent of sworn testimony from each of her named "witnesses" contradicting all or part of her story (I think, didn't read all details of their statements).


Ouch.


And as others have noted, he said/she said, sans evidence, does not provide basis for perjury charge. Other matters might.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (QDnY+)

240 And apparently Chuck Schumer has been falsely accused of sexual harassment...lol..story at RSW

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

241 I really should do something about my humongous ignorance re Tech.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (dPd5y)

242 so ramirez is from boulder? one more reason to hate colorado.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

243 234

Got mine yesterday.

Posted by: RustyG at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (8AvCG)

244 236 >>I don't believe they were used. I believe they were willing participants in the smear.


Yes. This is true.

But I also don't think they are sane enough to understand what they are getting into. Which is why they go into hiding as soon as they get turned out to the Media.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (nIZu5)



I don't think anyone expected the GOP to not only not cave but to fire back and fight for this. Not least of which the Dems. Caught off guard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (/9p9e)

245 I hope Grassley has learned a lesson so when Aunt Ruthy doesn't show up some day and we do this again in a few months he doesn't bend over.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (T4oHT)

246 238
Is Murkowski "transitioning"?



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: RustyG at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (8AvCG)
Depends. What is she transitioning to?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

247 It now looks like Grassley has moved the hearing to Friday. Just announced.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (xPl2J)

248 So Chuck FU Schemer just declared Kav guilty until proven innocent!

Please o please Repubs write this down and when Occasional Kotex nominates her first SCOTUS bring it up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

--------------

Lemme guess here. He made this comment from the safety of the well of the Senate, where he cannot be held personally liable, right?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (I16G8)

249 .story at RSW

What is that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)

250 247
It now looks like Grassley has moved the hearing to Friday. Just announced.


Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (xPl2J)
Friday???? What happened to Thursday?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (a0IVu)

251 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (J5mzk)

I transferred to Hawaii, in the Navy... breaking up with the girl I was going with in San Diego.

A couple months later a mutual friend blew through... and congratulated me on my engagement... I was 'HUH?'...

Seems she was flashing around a ring she had bought, saying we were engaged.

Yes, people can be nuts... Men and Women.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

252 But I also don't think they are sane enough to understand what they are getting into. Which is why they go into hiding as soon as they get turned out to the Media.
---

Yeah, I'm a hard @ss.

Ignorance of the law is no defense.

Sorry. Live by the sword, die by the sword bitchez.

Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (QKV7o)

253 249
.story at RSW



What is that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)
RedState Watcher

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (a0IVu)

254 o be clear: I love males and hate #metoo as it has gone to far (I was ok with the fat Weinstein stuff, but come on...36 years later? There should be a #metoo for males to yell about nutty female crazies who stalk them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (J5mzk)

My blog friend's son, in HS, got cancer. While he was sick some HS girl claimed he'd raped her. He'd never even hung out with her. Cops investigated and quickly cleared him (he wasn't even in town at the time of the alleged rape).

Luckily he beat the cancer, but he never went back to that HS, homeschooled instead.

Years later the mom finds out, from the grapevine, that the girl had gotten pregnant and was scared that her parents would be mad so she cried rape. She picked the sick kid as the bad guy hoping he'd be dead by the time anyone tried to investigate.

I don't care how young you are, that's just psycho shit thinking.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 06:18 PM (dMvl+)

255 248 So Chuck FU Schemer just declared Kav guilty until proven innocent!

Please o please Repubs write this down and when Occasional Kotex nominates her first SCOTUS bring it up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

--------------

Lemme guess here. He made this comment from the safety of the well of the Senate, where he cannot be held personally liable, right?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (I16G


If I were a Senator I would risk censure and fines to go to the well of the Senate and call him a goddam lying piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (/9p9e)

256 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (/9p9e)
The people in ND say that she is voting no on Kavanaugh. Maybe a lobbyist job lined up?

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (iGFs+)

257 101 'I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi'



Bring it, Bring it all

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (+g41/)

258 234
Just received my Cruz yard signs.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (Z48ZB)

So sorry to hear of your car being keyed and gasoline and Roundup dumped on your lawn.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (UsCnO)

259 According to Ford's story, the first time she remembered this repressed memory was in a counseling session in 2012. This might be a dumb question, but is there any evidence that this counseling session ever actually happened? She say that the therapist took notes, which according to her were incorrect, but has anyone seen the therapist's notes? Has the therapist confirmed that yes, these are my notes? Do we have the therapist's name? Do we know if the therapist even exists?

With all of the other named people saying this event never happened, I'm now wondering if the 2012 counseling session ever happened either.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (nu45M)

260 201 So, when somebody finally realizes that Ruthie Bader can't fog a mirror anymore, what kind of shit can they pull with the next nominee? they've shot their wad, and it looks like one of those "BANG!" flags hanging out of a clown gun. This stunt(ing) better bite them in the ass in mid-terms. It's f'ing fatiguing, even to the casual observer.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:09 PM (ty7RM)

I got a Ben that says the wise latina goes tetas hasta before RGB!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (JFO2v)

261 JJ, to your point, I'd say fairly likely all vulnerable Ds save McKaskill* vote aye, and lose their seats anyway.


* I read her "no" vote announcement as confirmation that she too thinks she's toast, by conventional measures, and needs Hail Mary maneuvers to produce turn-out of her hard-core elements sufficient to counter her deficit.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (QDnY+)

262 willow, if you did not have much luck with 4chan, you really should check out Tor..... it's simple, just type in anything.... ( I might be teasing you a little )...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (ffWPP)

263 240 And apparently Chuck Schumer has been falsely accused of sexual harassment...lol..story at RSW

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

RSW?

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (cF8AT)

264 256 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:16 PM (/9p9e)
The people in ND say that she is voting no on Kavanaugh. Maybe a lobbyist job lined up?
Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (iGFs+)

Whatever. But it would've been hilarious if she did vote yes and then gets shot down in flames come November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:20 PM (/9p9e)

265 RSW?

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
redstatewatcher.com

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

266 I would like for this to be over in order to follow Ruth Bader's workout rituals. Why, one may ask, does she always wear lace gloves? Is she a germaphobe? Does she not want to leave fingerprints? Lizard jazz hands?

She needs them to hide her talons.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

267 Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (dPd5y)

Why? Just accept being a knuckledragger like I do.

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (iGFs+)

268 "Chuck Grassley has pretty much had enough of this bullshit."

That's only until he hears the new bullshit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (H8QX8)

269 258 LeftCoast Dawg

Sorry to hear you got your ass shot.

Posted by: RustyG at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (8AvCG)

270 259 According to Ford's story, the first time she remembered this repressed memory was in a counseling session in 2012. This might be a dumb question, but is there any evidence that this counseling session ever actually happened? She say that the therapist took notes, which according to her were incorrect, but has anyone seen the therapist's notes? Has the therapist confirmed that yes, these are my notes? Do we have the therapist's name? Do we know if the therapist even exists?

With all of the other named people saying this event never happened, I'm now wondering if the 2012 counseling session ever happened either.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM (nu45M)

Oh it happened! On what else happened in 2012? Mitt was up on Bhussein so crazy prog biotches started projecting! Kav was mentioned by Mitt, TADA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

271 'Friday???? What happened to Thursday?'

Nail appointment

Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

272 215 As far as I am concerned, this is the equivalent of a trial in which both the prosecutors and defendant's lawyers have made their final statements and rested their cases and turned it over to the jury to deliberate and then the prosecutor decides "oh yeah your honor, I also have this other witness I knew about before we even started the trial, but didn't call or even mention until I saw the jury looked like they might acquit. I want to re-open the trial so I can let them be heard."

Insane.
Posted by: Darth Randal at September 25, 2018 06:11 PM (p0nVR)

---

I think I saw this in Idiocracy...when Not Sure was on trial.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (EKYdb)

273

What's a coxswain?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (vjy0I)

274 Wait. I'm not quite sure what Grassley's announcement is saying. I don't know if the hearing has been moved to Friday or if the vote is now scheduled for Friday. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (xPl2J)

275


The psycho leftists are pushing the narrative that he's a rapist.

They are really fucked up people.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (ySAEx)

276 >>245
I hope Grassley has learned a lesson

Grassley's children need to have him committed to the nearest Bone Farm/Assisted Living facility.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)

277 kraken, I deserve the ribbing. still it was even more difficult to understand 4 chan than it is even twitter to me .

im like who are they talking to?

and heck no id never try to type something there .

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (dPd5y)

278 Jud Comm calendar shows hearing still on for Thurs 10AM, but exec session added for Fri AM. Presumably for the vote.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (QDnY+)

279 A steersman.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (3HNOQ)

280 And apparently Chuck Schumer has been falsely accused of sexual harassment...lol..story at RSW


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

RSW?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (imSgd)

281 273 What's a coxswain?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (vjy0I


When it goes limp...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (/9p9e)

282 so are these Avanettis real Accusations on twitter?
==============================
No. This was the bait he took. Remember, catfish only like stink-bait.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (ty7RM)

283 clutch, i'm going to go buy a walker tonight!

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (dPd5y)

284 Just occured to me we are all getting our info about the hearing stuff from... our friends... the Media... so the info is... what???... reliable...?

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (ffWPP)

285 Apparently the actual vote is now scheduled for Friday. We'll get confirmation soon I'm sure.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

286 RSW?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (imSgd)
redstatewatcher.com

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

287

A steersman.


Oh.

What's a steersman?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (vjy0I)

288
RSW?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (imSgd)

RedStateWatch . com

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)

289 A coxswain is like a boatswain only for cox instead of boat.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (HtLSE)

290 266 I would like for this to be over in order to follow Ruth Bader's workout rituals. Why, one may ask, does she always wear lace gloves? Is she a germaphobe? Does she not want to leave fingerprints? Lizard jazz hands?

She needs them to hide her talons.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

There is a bullshit article where some guy tries to repeat RBGs workout routine and almost dies. No crapping yourself and beeping twice for NO is not a workout routine. It is capn Pike.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

291 I hope Grassley has learned a lesson

Grassley's children need to have him committed to the nearest Bone Farm/Assisted Living facility.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)

Grassley has been in the senate longer than I have been on this earth. Im glad he's going out on a high note.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (Z48ZB)

292 Jud Comm calendar shows hearing still on for Thurs 10AM, but exec session added for Fri AM. Presumably for the vote.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (QDnY+)

Yes, I think that's what's happening now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

293 Brave sir robin. whew I have to admit I even had a lower opinion of him. and that's saying something.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (dPd5y)

294 277. IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE THE SIMPLICITY AND ANONYMITY OF THE PLATFORM MAKES IT PERFECT, AS IT KEEPS OUT THE REDDITORS AND OTHER NORMIE FAGZ. LURK MOAR! - BEN WHATABURGER

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (fA1SL)

295
If we're reading the papers, I want to subpoena Marmaduke!

Posted by: Joe Biden


Raises hand for Little Orphan Annie.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (FhXTo)

296 'Friday???? What happened to Thursday?'



Nail appointment

Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

Thursday is still scheduled if Ford shows up. Friday is an executive (voting) session.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (imSgd)

297 >>289
A coxswain is like a boatswain only for cox instead of boat.

So, a deck ape then.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (r9UYA)

298 I just looked at hearing calander on Senate wed site. Hearing still on for 27th at 10am.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (xInes)

299 kraken, if the media isn't reliable and I heard it on the internet..

yeah .

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (dPd5y)

300 so the committee vote for the kav is friday morning?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (MTjB1)

301
All right you manspreaders, you're gonna get the bleach on the crotch:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6206701

Female Rooskie activist pour bleach water on the crotches of evil men manspreading on the subway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (PMKe/)

302 269
258 LeftCoast Dawg



Sorry to hear you got your ass shot.

Posted by: RustyG at September 25, 2018 06:21 PM (8AvCG)

You've got me on the wrong side. I was only observing LASue's car and house, about an hour after she put the signs up.

If you look close, that is me in the camo hiding in the bushes, with the .338 Lapua. I was late, traffic, or it would have been a different message.

Are we good?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (UsCnO)

303 a sailor who has charge of a ship's boat and its crew and who usually steers. a sailor who has charge of a ship's boat and its crew and who usually steers

- via Merriam Webster online

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (EKYdb)

304 >>> Sen. John Kennedy, R-La., who sits on the committee

Sen Kennedy is a huge surprise to me. And here I thought I was never allowed to like any Kennedys! I guess I can like two, the GOP senator and the chick on Fox News.

Ronan Farrow is becoming a huge disappointment to me. Have the decency to take off your Pulitzer before you begin muckraking these obvious, ridiculous false claims against Kanavaugh! Yeesh.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (hvf9s)

305 Grassley should just tell Murky Cow Tits that if her vote is anything but yes she will not even be able to get a post office name bill passed ever again, leaving Alaska with only one Senetor for all practical purposes.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (F9322)

306 Chuck asked ChiDi for the letter weeks ago. It took TeamSatan that long to come up with a botched doctored letter? Was Robbie Mook busy? He's from Brooklyn, they have graphic designers there.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (8yq6P)

307 - BEN WHATABURGER
Your mom has a simple and anonymous platform.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (HtLSE)

308 Murkowski had sex with my sled dog.
Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (df+Zi)

*terrified whimper*

Posted by: OCBill's Sled Dog at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (7PLM4)

309 RSW?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (imSgd)



RedStateWatch . com

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)

Thanks, J.J.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (imSgd)

310 LOL indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

311 so who is running the odds here on whether blasey shows on thursday?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)

312 Apparently the actual vote is now scheduled for Friday. We'll get confirmation soon I'm sure.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

Is this because the Dems might try to talk for 30 hours per the rules, so this timing would punish them by making them stay in DC over the weekend?

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (Z48ZB)

313 The vote is Friday 9:30am

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (xInes)

314 palp. yeah they have a lot of memes of their own.fag boomerz lolz

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:27 PM (dPd5y)

315 Lots of comments here about Grassley seem to show zero understanding of politix and strategery.


Kav will be confirmed, the Dems will be denied any serious or semi-serious fodder for Julia, on the contrary they and Team Smear will have utterly beclowned themselves with the most despicable hit job in living memory.


And this is not an outlier. See judicial confirmations lately. And also note how the entire "GOP controlled" Senate has been next to useless on the Keystone Coup. Grassley, by far, has been the most useful and aggressive senator on this (Johnson/WI has been OK).


Carry on.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

316 by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 25, 2018 06:19 PM

Yes it is documented and it doesn't add up with her story now, in people present to start.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:27 PM (T4oHT)

317 Democrats are filth. Pure filth.

I don't see how any reasonable person could witness this shit-show and disagree.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 25, 2018 06:27 PM (HiLJ1)

318 Female Rooskie activist pour bleach water on the crotches of evil men manspreading on the subway.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (PMKe/)

Man. You usually have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: Vanya at September 25, 2018 06:28 PM (7PLM4)

319

I still can't get over Joe Scarborough sounding sensible today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:28 PM (vjy0I)

320 >>>Why, one may ask, does she always wear lace gloves?

Hands show actual age more than almost anything else. I'm guessing vanity. Is also why Madonna wears them everywhere, even when they look silly. Veins and crepe-like wrinkles there that cosmetic surgeons have not mastered yet, but give them time.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 06:28 PM (hvf9s)

321 No need to worry about Murk. White woman speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:28 PM (8yq6P)

322 279 A steersman.

that's a cowboy who's grown up, right?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (xGZ+b)

323 Murky Cow Tits

lol

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (EKYdb)

324 319. Doesn't want the boys at Predictit to repossess his thumbs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (fA1SL)

325 Dems are going to talk for 30 hours? What, non stop?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

326 I always think the left are the scum of the earth, than I find out they are beneath the scum.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (dPd5y)

327 I keep hearing Raul Julia's voice as Gomez Addams, from the second movie.

"Her name is DEBBIE!"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (2NqXo)

328 sailor who has charge of a ship's boat and its crew and who usually steers. a sailor who has charge of a ship's boat and its crew and who usually steers

- via Merriam Webster online
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at S




so, olde englingsh word, has its origin in the naval tradition of sodomy. word is combination of cox, phonetic spelling of modern cock, and swain meaning young lover / country boy, so literally translates to lover of young country boy cock. those navy guys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (MTjB1)

329 Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 06:23 PM (dPd5y)

Willow there are worse things in life than not understanding all the Techie stufff. That is what grandkids are for.

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (iGFs+)

330 Looks like Arianespace is getting ready to pick up the count again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3rBUie9Rlw

Wish I'd known they were going to have a half-hour hold. I could have gotten home and been on my second martini by now, instead of still sitting here at work.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (xjiRE)

331 A coxswain is like a boatswain only for cox instead of boat.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:24 PM


Ahoy!
Cut. Jib. Millionaire-funded newsletter.

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at September 25, 2018 06:29 PM (786Ro)

332 I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on the right side?

What did they mean by this?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (k2d6x)

333 301


All right you manspreaders, you're gonna get the bleach on the crotch:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6206701



Female Rooskie activist pour bleach water on the crotches of evil men manspreading on the subway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (PMKe/)

Jokes on her, manspread without pants.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (5jVnA)

334 There is no doubt the Kavanaugh controversy is killing GOP candidates across the country.

In FL, new Marist polls have Gillum up 5 and Nelson up 3

In AZ, somehow Sinema is beating McSally, who's bio alone should lead to an easy victory.

There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (nE1+d)

335 >>> I still can't get over Joe Scarborough sounding sensible today.

Broken clocks and all that. What did he say that did not sound utterly nutters?

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (hvf9s)

336 301
All right you manspreaders, you're gonna get the bleach on the crotch:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6206701

Female Rooskie activist pour bleach water on the crotches of evil men manspreading on the subway.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (PMKe/)

Why hasn't she gotten punched in the face yet?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

337 so the committee vote for the kav is friday morning?


Boom.

09/28/18 9:30 AM Executive Business Meeting

http://bit.ly/2PX6cqS

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

338 Why are Republicans so gutless on this? Most Americans see through this gutter bullshit, regardless of what the media is currently lying about. Man up and call the vote, and tell the Democrats to eat a satchel of dicks if they dont' like it.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (tRd71)

339 Senate rules require 5 day notice.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (xInes)

340 'I want to bitchslap everybody east of the Mississippi'

Whoa wait! North of the Mason Dixon right?
Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7)

Wait, what the fuck? What'd I do? Just sittin here in Hoosier land, minding my own bidness and gettin slapped?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (myjNJ)

341 332
I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell
ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front
yard and 4 deer are on the right side?



What did they mean by this?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (k2d6x)

Freaking Jehovah Witnesses.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (5jVnA)

342 No accusers willing to make false statements under oath, heh

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (PGxM/)

343 106
Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph
naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (3HNOQ)


Please tell me that's a joke. Cause if true, DiFi needs to be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: Judge Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (9dzlp)

344 now it's ford and done.

can we go home now?

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

345 Damn it. Jehoovah. Jehoovah.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (5jVnA)

346 And I remember what he said to me
How he swore that it never would end
I remember how he held me oh so tight
Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

Against the wind
We were runnin' against the wind
We were young and strong, we were runnin'
against the wind

against the wind

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (jcSzd)

347

Chuck, your baloney pony tastes like Shemp's santorum...

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (ejdGR)

348 "Chuck Grassley has pretty much had enough of this bullshit."

You have got to be kidding me.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (v1udk)

349 This "every allegation needs investigation" is such a totalitarian Crapwich it's hard to even...

The premise is that one's life, friends, history, going back to the womb are somehow fair game for government snoops, questioning-under-oath and incurring lawyer bills, so long as a local Party Member decides to "charge you."

I increasingly think our leftists are channeling Mao more than Stalin.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (j4US8)

350 It now looks like Grassley has moved the hearing to Friday. Just announced.


Posted by: Mark1971


WRONG.

THE VOTE IS SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY.

THE HEARING IS STILL THURS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (c07y/)

351
Posted by: Gamera

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (vjy0I)

352 Senate rules require 5 day notice.

5 legislative days. At think point McConnell may just gavel twice on tomorrow to get it done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

353 A coxswain is like a boatswain only for cox instead of boat.

Ha! You spelled "cocks" wrong!
Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (jDF8P)

354 We haz a new troll? Or is this one a repeat?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

355 Of course, Ford will show. Making it a question only heightens the drama for when she makes her entrance.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (nE1+d)

356 Freaking Jehovah Witnesses.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (5jVnA)

342 No accusers willing to make false statemen

Deerhovah's Witnesses

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (dMvl+)

357 336. She's pulling this among SMR. She'll be lucky nobody takes a tire iron to her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

358 275


The psycho leftists are pushing the narrative that he's a rapist.

They are really fucked up people.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (ySAEx)

Yep That started on wed or thur last week. I am sure most of us have done some fully clothed dry humping / fumbling around. Is that now rape? How can you send a son off to college (or even HS) with these standards?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

359 I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on the right side?

What did they mean by this?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer


You never played "ding doe ditch" as a kid?

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (P1f+c)

360 Those Dem women are a disgrace. To women, to humanity.

Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (qlTN9)

361 It's cute. nE1+d Trolls have a new script.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (5jVnA)

362 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera


See, now why don't I believe you?

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (T6t7i)

363 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

364 345 Damn it. Jehoovah. Jehoovah.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (5jVnA)

Could have been a walk off, flounder.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (k2d6x)

365 Gamers: your concern is noted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (yjmzf)

366 Gamera: How'd you manage to type that comment with your head so far up your ass?

Posted by: Concerned Republicans For Concern at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (c6UIl)

367 Yes it is documented and it doesn't add up with her story now, in people present to start.
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:27 PM (T4oHT)
----------------

Thanks. Do you know if by any chance these notes have been made public or does only the Senate Committee have them? And is there any confirmation from the therapist that these are true copies of his/her notes? I don't mean to sound like a PITA here but the longer this goes on the less I trust any of them.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (nu45M)

368 351. How can you speak to Friend of Children that way?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (fA1SL)

369 345 Damn it. Jehoovah. Jehoovah.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:31 PM (5jVnA)

Stone him!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

370 305 Grassley should just tell Murky Cow Tits that if her vote is anything but yes she will not even be able to get a post office name bill passed ever again, leaving Alaska with only one Senetor for all practical purposes.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (F9322)

She was thankful to Trump for opening up ANWR for about, oh 2 1/2 minutes. I'm being generous.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (cF8AT)

371 Wow that Hot Air bit. Incredible.

ONe of the things I most try to do (which I suspect is a source of annoyance for some here) is to try to find the most reasonable basis of a leftist's position. I try to put myself in their place -- as I was in my youth -- and figure out what prompts them to say or believe what they do.

its easy to just assume stupidity or some base wickedness for their position, or to figure its a crass political maneuver. That they only take this position knowing it is wrong or insane simply because it is politically expedient or to advance a cause.

I try to think through what an honest, well meaning person would be thinking and feeling were they to hold that position. To give them the benefit of the doubt or good will.

The left is having none of that. There's no possible reason someone might defend Kavanaugh except to troll leftists and spit in their face, they claim. That's patently absurd and without logical basis. Its cheap and easy, assuming the worst of one's foe always is easy and gets you pats on the back from your fellow political travelers.

But the truth is, few people do things just to be terrible or mean spirited. Almost everyone -- even the worst of we humans -- come up with at least a plausible justification for our actions. Hitler believed he was doing the right thing, saving humanity from corruption, and building a better future. Stalin thought he was saving his homeland from bad forces and bringing paradise. Pol Pot, Ceasescu, all of them thought they were heroes in their story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)

372 My favorite poll was one showing the radical, little known, corrupt FL gubernatorial candidate leading his GOP opponent by *41 points* among *independents*.


Hilarious.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (QDnY+)

373 334
There is no doubt the Kavanaugh controversy is killing GOP candidates across the country.



In FL, new Marist polls have Gillum up 5 and Nelson up 3



In AZ, somehow Sinema is beating McSally, who's bio alone should lead to an easy victory.



There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (nE1+d)

You learned nothing about the polls in 2016, did you?

Not one damned thing. They are a tool for the Dems, they are generated to make the Dems look good. Watch as the election gets close, and the polls tighten.

Were you overseas in 2016? Hiding in the woods? Or are you here to just eff with us?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

374 wow, the GOP Senate is showing how weak they are. The left didn't even put in any work. Just some random accusations from old ugly bitches who are obviously liberal partisans. And that's enough to sink Brett's nomination.

I don't get how the GOP can be in a high point of population and still piss their pants.

Believe accusers? Um, no. Innocent until guilty. We know women lie about pretty much everything. From time to time, even politically expedient claims of rape.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (Ejm4y)

375 Will a Senator with two brain cells and one testicle please read from the floor of the Senate a brief, recent history of hoax allegations, from Tawana Brawley to Duke, to "Mattress Girl" and just flat out make the statement that no, no one "deserves" your belief.
Belief, like respect, belongs entirely to the beholder.
And it is a foolish, foolish beholder who confers belief without evidence.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (j4US8)

376 Translation: Lisa Murkowski wants some pork for her vote!!!

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (MuTTO)

377 Boy, you trail a $100 bill through the Women's Studies Department and you never know what will turn up...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (MSiSP)

378 359 I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on the right side?

What did they mean by this?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer

You never played "ding doe ditch" as a kid?
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (P1f+c)

I don't need fucking deer gaslighting me, bro. What the hell?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (k2d6x)

379

btw, no one here will argue that seating Kavanaugh is worth losing the Senate.

But the best part: R's ain't gonna lose the Senate!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (vjy0I)

380 295 Raises hand for Little Orphan Annie.

There was a rip-off of that one -- about a round-eyed waif named Hey, Nonny Nonny and her faithful dog Arf -- called L'il Arf 'n Nonny.

Posted by: Walt Kelly at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (O74hG)

381 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

I haven't seen it to confirm but have heard that from several sources.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

382 and it doesn't need to be said, but Trump is going to have to primary any GOP senator who is weak and wobbly here.

we will have a pretty good midterm election and pick up senate seats.

This is war and there needs to be retribution.

Force Collins/Murkowksi out of plum jobs, make them leave the GOP and lose senority.

Sue for libel.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (Ejm4y)

383 Murky Cow Tits - brilliant. That is how I shall call her from her on out.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (a0IVu)

384 This week's Senate polls:
FL: Nelson (D) +17 over Scott (R) among women [Quinnipiac]
AZ: Sinema (D) +15 over McSally (R) among women [Marist]
MI: Stabenow (D) +24 over James (R) among women [Mitchell]
WI: Baldwin (D) +27 over Vukmir (R) among women [Marquette]

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (nE1+d)

385 Gamera is really neat
Gamera is full of meat...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (xPJvm)

386 I don't think anyone expected the GOP to not only not cave but to fire back and fight for this. Not least of which the Dems. Caught off guard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (/9p9e)


I believe this is true. I believe that the Democrats expected a cave from the GOP senators, Trump to withdraw the nomination or Kavanaugh to withdraw. When instead they said "okay, let's hear it" the Dems were kind of stunned.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (0QYMt)

387 It's hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and Murkowski is the robot explaining that future civilizations will provide most towelettes. We are the passengers trapped in suspended animation. waiting. and waiting.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (g3Klf)

388 332 it means Deer now are a bunch of pranksters,
thanks for the warning

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (T4oHT)

389 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

=====

a letter. that's all they got...a letter written by a person with a fifth grade education

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (Ejm4y)

390 Please tell me that's a joke. Cause if true, DiFi needs to be tarred and feathered.
---

Not a joke.

Story is here: https://tinyurl.com/ycfhwlrf

Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (QKV7o)

391 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

The single use hash is usually a giveaway of a drive-by.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (5jVnA)

392 308 *terrified whimper*

I'm sorry I didn't get there in time. For you or the caribou.

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (df+Zi)

393 Yep That started on wed or thur last week. I am sure most of us have done some fully clothed dry humping / fumbling around. Is that now rape? How can you send a son off to college (or even HS) with these standards?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (JFO2v)


Let he who has never attempted to get to second base, cast the first stone...


/Obama throws a rock...

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (NgKpN)

394 ...annnnd, in with the Poll-Troll. Fuck. Off.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (ty7RM)

395 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

I was waiting for your take on the bleach. You did not disappoint. Tire iron indeed.

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (iGFs+)

396 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM



Looks like there's turtle in need of a good Kaiju asswhuppin'.

**serrated back starts glowing**

Posted by: Godzilla at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (786Ro)

397 332 I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on the right side?

What did they mean by this?
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (k2d6x)

Get out quick! You're in a Gary Larsen panel!

Posted by: MarkY at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (o7073)

398 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Nice try but its rather the opposite. There's no down for him to press on and even be confirmed, but PLENTY for caving and failing to confirm. Electorally its suicide for the GOP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (39g3+)

399 384 This week's Senate polls:
FL: Nelson (D) +17 over Scott (R) among women [Quinnipiac]
AZ: Sinema (D) +15 over McSally (R) among women [Marist]
MI: Stabenow (D) +24 over James (R) among women [Mitchell]
WI: Baldwin (D) +27 over Vukmir (R) among women [Marquette]
Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (nE1+d)

What is this double reverse psychology against universal sufferage or something?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (k2d6x)

400 The pole in Gamera's ass is +9.

Posted by: Concerned Republicans For Concern at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (c6UIl)

401 >>>Sorry but, it had to be said.
Posted by: Roper at September 25, 2018 06:08 PM (X1K/2)

you don't have to be sorry, Roper.
he does.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (1YQLC)

402 Trump grafted some steel into the wobbly GOP spines..fight back and guess what, you give yourself a chance to win.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (a0IVu)

403 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM (nE1+d)

That you neverskankles?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (0QYMt)

404 There is no doubt the Kavanaugh controversy is killing GOP candidates across the country.



In FL, new Marist polls have Gillum up 5 and Nelson up 3



In AZ, somehow Sinema is beating McSally, who's bio alone should lead to an easy victory.



There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera at S




entire first sentence, which names kavanaugh is in a larger font than everything else, likely for emphasis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

405 I get bleedover from Florida TV. Rick Scott's commercials are good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

406 Is Gerg back with a new nic?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (v1udk)

407 Looks like an early night for "among women"

Posted by: polls at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (786Ro)

408 394
...annnnd, in with the Poll-Troll. Fuck. Off.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (ty7RM)
Wonder if it the same one from the 2016 elections.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

409 FL: Nelson (D) +17 over Scott (R) among women [Quinnipiac]
AZ: Sinema (D) +15 over McSally (R) among women [Marist]
MI: Stabenow (D) +24 over James (R) among women [Mitchell]
WI: Baldwin (D) +27 over Vukmir (R) among women [Marquette]

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and the upside is we gain minority men and blue collar white men.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (Ejm4y)

410 Gonorrhea is posting pols now ?? The hell is THAT ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (bUjCl)

411 I have two boys: one 16 and a Junior in HS, the other a HS freshman. I think I really need to have the equivalent of "The Talk" that some BS BLM person said they needed to have to their child-of-color about interacting with the police, about not getting in the way of some bogus "assault" charge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (j4US8)

412 WANTED: Have you considered writing first-person fiction of an erotic nature? If so, give us a call! The more extreme the better!

Posted by: Democrats at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

413 381 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

I haven't seen it to confirm but have heard that from several sources.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

I can't tell if it's a different font or a botched copy of a copy.

It's here on CTH: http://tinyurl.com/y9ankfff

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (cF8AT)

414 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Posted by: Gamera at S



sure, controlling one of the three branches of the gov is not worth trading on house of congress.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (MTjB1)

415 Hillary has 15 points over Trump in Florida! There is no electoral college path to victory!

ITS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT FOR TRUMP

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

416 a letter. that's all they got...a letter written by a person with a fifth grade education
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (Ejm4y)


As I noted earlier. We have NOTHING that Ford ever wrote. No Doctoral Thesis? No published Papers? No Social Media.... nothing.


Not sure how that can even happen for someone who is a supposed College Professor.

But she could be a functional idiot, who is basically illiterate.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

417 it means Deer now are a bunch of pranksters,
thanks for the warning

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (T4oHT)


They learned from the cows.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (0QYMt)

418 Get out quick! You're in a Gary Larsen panel!
Posted by: MarkY at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (o7073)

Effing LOL.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (k2d6x)

419 411 I have two boys: one 16 and a Junior in HS, the other a HS freshman. I think I really need to have the equivalent of "The Talk" that some BS BLM person said they needed to have to their child-of-color about interacting with the police, about not getting in the way of some bogus "assault" charge.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (j4US

They need that talk for both chicks and cops.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

420 Posted by: Pug Mahon
We are eating Ga-Me-RAAAAA

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (HtLSE)

421 Not a joke.

and

Gateway Pundit.


Two phrases that don't go together.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

422 411 I have two boys: one 16 and a Junior in HS, the other a HS freshman. I think I really need to have the equivalent of "The Talk" that some BS BLM person said they needed to have to their child-of-color about interacting with the police, about not getting in the way of some bogus "assault" charge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (j4US

Kinda hard to stay out of the way of something you never attended. They.make.shit.up.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (cF8AT)

423 395. She'll get ID'd and caught by the militsiya pretty quickly. And they don't fuck around, either. Cuffs go on and they'll still beat you, on principle.
And that's a best case. Let a civvy respond.

Police of SMR - to serve and terrify
https://youtu.be/NKMlHN7H9k0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

424 All this navy talk reminds of Yoeman Rand.Yum.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (3HNOQ)

425
Thursday is gonna be HUGE:

1. "Dr" Ford
2. Rosensteen

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (vjy0I)

426 391
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

The single use hash is usually a giveaway of a drive-by.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (5jVnA)

noted.

Thanks, flounderbot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

427 With all this commotion going on. I think it's important to remember that I am still dead.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (jDF8P)

428 *polls ( sigh...)

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (bUjCl)

429 I don't believe Scott is behind...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

430 Believe the Women!*

*Except for Juanita Broddrick, Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Monica Lewinski, Kathleen Willey, that b*tch at Oxford, and OCBill's sled dog (sloppy seconds shouldn't count).

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (df+Zi)

431 The pole in Gamera's ass is +9.

Posted by: Concerned Republicans For Concern


That's width, not depth, right?

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (P1f+c)

432

Any word on last night's MNF ratings?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (vjy0I)

433 Looks like same font but larger font size, possibly for emphasis or to be some kind of "headline"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

434 >> I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on
>> the right side?

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Or Bigfoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (PMKe/)

435 I think I really need to have the equivalent of "The
Talk" that some BS BLM person said they needed to have to their
child-of-color about interacting with the police, about not getting in
the way of some bogus "assault" charge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (j4US

Mine are first grade and below. I will have that talk, but it can probably wait until after we see if the face-colander times pan out.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (5jVnA)

436 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.
Posted by: Gamera
-------------------------

See, now why don't I believe you?

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 06:33 PM (T6t7i)



The #neverskank the new Gamera.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (jcSzd)

437 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.



Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:30 PM


Scanks, is that you?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (imSgd)

438 Deer are the Australians of the animal woodland creatures.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (k2d6x)

439 I don't believe Scott is behind...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

I recall seeing a poll earlier this week showing him ahead.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (Ldr3U)

440
Not all gender gaps are created equal. 24 point exit poll delta in 2016 yielded no net advantage (except insofar as women made up more of electorate. In Q's numbers, the gap is 21, but Scott's 4pt edge with men is dwarfed by Nelson's 17pt lead among women.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (nE1+d)

441 This isn't about truth! It's about communism!

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

442 416 a letter. that's all they got...a letter written by a person with a fifth grade education
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (Ejm4y)


As I noted earlier. We have NOTHING that Ford ever wrote. No Doctoral Thesis? No published Papers? No Social Media.... nothing.


Not sure how that can even happen for someone who is a supposed College Professor.

But she could be a functional idiot, who is basically illiterate.

============

a psychologist called her couples counseling "medical" reaction to her injuries. what?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (Ejm4y)

443 @435
I am working on the tit-touch Waiver and Release forms as we speak.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (j4US8)

444 Of course, Ford will show. Making it a question only heightens the drama for when she makes her entrance.
Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:32 PM (nE1+d)

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So mortgage your refrigerator box and run right over to predictit.org and place your bet, troll. You stand to win 10s of dollars.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (I16G8)

445 Gamera is a goant space turtle.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (mCMQ5)

446 But she could be a functional idiot, who is basically illiterate.
---
You know, maybe she could be like, you know, Ambassador to Japan.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (HiLJ1)

447 Funny twitter thread here about the possible 4channing of the sleazy Porn Lawyer...
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/
1044687516597514241

Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (Evws/)

448 411 I have two boys: one 16 and a Junior in HS, the other a HS freshman. I think I really need to have the equivalent of "The Talk" that some BS BLM person said they needed to have to their child-of-color about interacting with the police, about not getting in the way of some bogus "assault" charge.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (j4US

HELL YES! Juniors and GF do some heavy petting. Then one of her GFs ask if she said yes explicitly to reading braille on the areola and next thing...Junior is rapist!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

449 Cruz is sunk! Beto up by +5 in my poll of hispanic transexuals in downtown Houston!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)

450 386 I don't think anyone expected the GOP to not only not cave but to fire back and fight for this. Not least of which the Dems. Caught off guard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:17 PM (/9p9e)


I believe this is true. I believe that the Democrats expected a cave from the GOP senators, Trump to withdraw the nomination or Kavanaugh to withdraw. When instead they said "okay, let's hear it" the Dems were kind of stunned.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (0QYMt)


I'll go one further: If Bader-Meinhoff or Sodomizer join the Choir Invisible, what are the Dems going to do? They have, as we say in the trade, "shot their wad" with this.

Oh sure, they'll freak out and demand a replacement picked by the SPLC/ACLU. But if another rape victim comes forward with repressed memories, they will be laughed out of DC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

451

Avenatti already denied he's been duped.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (vjy0I)

452 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Yeah but there is a down side

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

453 *fervently summons Zigra*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (xPJvm)

454 >> There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing
>> on.

I'm not saying it's Bigfoot, but it's Bigfoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (PMKe/)

455 That you neverskankles?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (0QYMt)



In fairness, Neverskankles is an Eeyore, not a troll.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (ujg0T)

456
I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on the right side?

Hey babe, take a walk on the far side.

Posted by: Gary Larsenic at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

457 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

Scanning artifact. It is not a different font or different size. The scan stretched that line and squashed the line below it.

Posted by: blaster at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (DH5wZ)

458 Gamera...there was something in Greek mythology...something from in the underworld ? a bottomless pit ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (bUjCl)

459 Deer are the Australians of the animal woodland creatures.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (k2d6x)

Then what does that make us, mate?

Posted by: Deer in Australia at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (Ldr3U)

460 I saw a commercial today selling (I think) women's undergarments. The whole spiel was centered around assuaging women's anxieties about their bodies. It tied together with what the Democrats do-- exploit the neuroses and paranoias of women, constantly sex and rapebortion and stroking their inadequacies, which, simultaneously, they foster with identity politics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

461 >>376
Translation: Lisa Murkowski wants some pork for her vote!!!

Posted by: William Eaton

The Paolo, he does not offer his pork.

Posted by: Paolo at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (r9UYA)

462 ABC Evening News is still acting like both women are going to testify before the Senate Committee.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (IuYIh)

463 Ever see a more dickless putz than Paul Ryan' ??

locked in bathroom somewhere

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (+g41/)

464 I assume Chuckles Schumer is okay with people assuming every word he ever speaks is a lie. It's on him to prove anything he says contains a grain of truth.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (eAMlh)

465
It's a fake letter, anyway!

Do you really believe we're seeing the actual letter?

Come on.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (vjy0I)

466 a letter. that's all they got...a letter written by a person with a fifth grade education

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:36 PM (Ejm4y)





As I noted earlier. We have NOTHING that Ford ever wrote. No
Doctoral Thesis? No published Papers? No Social Media.... nothing.





Not sure how that can even happen for someone who is a supposed College Professor.



But she could be a functional idiot, who is basically illiterate.


Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM

---

And every single thing she has ever done or posted on social media was wiped out. You can't even find anything using the way back machine. This was professionally done.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (JUOKG)

467 Avenatti already denied he's been duped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (vjy0I)

Ha ! He can't prove it, can he.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (bUjCl)

468 Cruz is sunk! Beto up by +5 in my poll of hispanic transexuals in downtown Houston!


The Transgender Gap!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

469 462 ABC Evening News is still acting like both women are going to testify before the Senate Committee.

Maybe the money has increased

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

470 "The Talk".

Wifey is in a women's group at church. Since she is disabled, I take her to the meetings. At some point while chatting, I mentioned that when the children are about 12, you need to have "the Talk." These ladies went pale.I said "No. Not about sex. About money. They need to be told that they need to be good students to become self-sufficient."
Laughs all around.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (3HNOQ)

471 the "upside" to pressing on is:

1. these idiotic attacks by the left have be defended against as a matter of principle.

2. Brett Kavanaugh may look like a barely squish cuck who may be a bittt tooo much into girl power BUT he still deserves respect and dignity and the presumption of innocence. We can't let random liberal trolls ruin his life.

3. oh boo hoo, dr ford is "scared" and got "threats". Tell it to Scalise. Tell it to anyone who's dealt with anti-fa. Tell it to members of the Senate and Trump WH who've been hounded out of dinner or confronted by violent protestors.

4. It's not about Kavanaugh, it's about right and wrong.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (Ejm4y)

472 What did the polls say the day before Trump was elected



Come on Gamera, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (3CFdj)

473 this is interesting:

according to an article linked by freerepublic, ford is a co-author of at least 8 papers that endorse an abortion pill produced by a company called corecept technologies (sp?) possible conflict of interest if true.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (Pg+x7)

474 I gotta say when Justice Kagan held me down with her considerable tonnage and tried to grab my nipples, I didn't run to the press like a whiny little pussy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (r+sAi)

475 I seriously hope Avenetti AKA Creepy porn lawyer was trolled, that's hilarious, but I doubt its true.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

476 Ha ! He can't prove it, can he.

Only if he brings out the victim

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

477 The whole poll trolling thing is deeply fascinating to me as a student of human behavior and philosophy. Its meant to be demoralizing and upsetting (own the right) but ultimately it means nothing. Not only is polling infamously worthless -- even Ace has given up on posting much poll data -- but its devoid of meaning in September to post poll info about an election in November.

Its tea leaves, its astrology. This is the age old human desire to know the future, so ingrained that we believe idiotic crap we know to be stupid lies like tarot cards and some druid reading entrails.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

478 Also for those who see political danger in all this - a conservative Supreme Court is more important than conservative Congress. If the GOP is unhappy with that reality they could have used the last two years doing something conservative other than just tax cuts. It is also more useful for Trump in the ongoing left wing coup attempt.

The left made the courts god, then let them face Mount Olympus controlled by a conservative Zeus.

Those Republicans who do not vote to nominate must be kicked out of the GOP if this political party wants to survive the backlash that would come from its own base. A Republican who votes no is no longer a Republican should be the message from leadership.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (MuTTO)

479 449
Cruz is sunk! Beto up by +5 in my poll of hispanic transexuals in downtown Houston!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+
---------------------------


Gamera would find this interesting.

The rest of us, not so much.

We already baked in the hispanic transexual vote for Beto, the Irish Mexican.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (UsCnO)

480 Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (Evws/)

Dude, what's up with Faith Goldy, who is polling 3rd in mayor race of Toronto, being blacklisted from the debates and being deflatformed and escorted out by cops during the debate? Is Jordan Peterson behind this again? What going on up in Leafsburg?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (k2d6x)

481 Avenatti already denied he's been duped.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM

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Doesn't mean it didn't happen. In fact, by his locking his twitter account and saying he wasn't punked means it most likely did happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

482
according to an article linked by freerepublic, ford is a co-author of at least 8 papers that endorse an abortion pill produced by a company called corecept technologies (sp?) possible conflict of interest if true.

It is true

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

483 432

Any word on last night's MNF ratings?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (vjy0I)

Who da fuk cares! Billionaires making middle class pay for plantations is not a sport! It is socialism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

484 With all the deer in my neighborhood I can expect flaming bags of deer shit on the deck and soaping my truck windows around Halloween.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (T4oHT)

485 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

So they will apply the tire iron with the cuffs on her? Nice, I like it.

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (iGFs+)

486 459
Deer are the Australians of the animal woodland creatures.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (k2d6x)



Then what does that make us, mate?

Posted by: Deer in Australia at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (Ldr3U)

Upside down deer.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (5jVnA)

487 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

I haven't seen it to confirm but have heard that from several sources.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

I saw it. The font in the first sentence of the second paragraph is different. It's clearly a cut and paste.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (Z48ZB)

488 I don't believe Scott is behind...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:40 PM (O2RFr)



I recall seeing a poll earlier this week showing him ahead.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (Ldr3U)

I believe polls are pretty unreliable anymore.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (imSgd)

489 456
I was just on the phone with my cousin and we both heard my doorbell ring. I go to the door and nobody is there. I walk outside to the front yard and 4 deer are on the right side?

Don't eat the chocolate bonbons they left at the front door.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (eAMlh)

490 Scanning artifact. It is not a different font or different size. The
scan stretched that line and squashed the line below it.

The whole eight-line paragraph? Not likely.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (3HNOQ)

491 We await the pulsating .gif to determine whether there's been any hanky-panky with the Ford letter.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (QDnY+)

492 In fairness, Neverskankles is an Eeyore, not a troll.


I beg to differ, Sir. The intent of a troll is to draw attention to themselves, even negative attention, to try to fill the void that is their life.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

493
"Poll-troll". Needs to be added to the official AoS dictionary.

Some people never learn.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (URwyc)

494 conservative Supreme Court is more important than conservative Congress.

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yearp.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (Ejm4y)

495 It's funny how Come!Red! is apparently so stupid as to think he can just change nic and be taken seriously.

It's even funnier how he pretends to believe that any temporary alleged losses with women on Kavanaugh will go away if Kavanaugh is rejected... or that results will get worse. If Kavanaugh is dropped now, any good numbers will remain. So, female voters are fickle and easily influenced except when they're unchanging and bear grudges, and the news media would spin this as contrition among Repubs... and all women are a monolith and alike to be built up or eroded without end in either direction.

You can see the lefty derangements, objectification, and irrational beliefs about the media seeping in. He's making an argument that could only appeal to a lefty and can't recognize why we aren't getting it and why he isn't convincing.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (HtLSE)

496

I'd rather he wasn't trolled.

It's much better for Kavanaugh if Avenatti continues his outrageous claims -- it makes this whole farce seem even more farcical.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (vjy0I)

497 459 Deer are the Australians of the animal woodland creatures.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:41 PM (k2d6x)

Then what does that make us, mate?
Posted by: Deer in Australia at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (Ldr3U)

Kangaroos.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (k2d6x)

498 Great Mobyly Goobily!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (yQpMk)

499 The whole poll trolling thing is deeply fascinating to me as a student of human behavior and philosophy. Its meant to be demoralizing and upsetting (own the right) but ultimately it means nothing. Not only is polling infamously worthless -- even Ace has given up on posting much poll data -- but its devoid of meaning in September to post poll info about an election in November.

Its tea leaves, its astrology. This is the age old human desire to know the future, so ingrained that we believe idiotic crap we know to be stupid lies like tarot cards and some druid reading entrails.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

and people pay truckloads of money for it. Maybe they should just call their psychic.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (M+Lyo)

500 according to an article linked by freerepublic, ford is a co-author of at least 8 papers that endorse an abortion pill produced by a company called corecept technologies (sp?) possible conflict of interest if true.

It is true
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (O2RFr)


her husband works for BIG pharma; maybe one of his accounts...hm

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (bUjCl)

501 Psychotics need representation too, you know!

Posted by: M. Avenatti - Monetizing Insanity at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (CZWkx)

502 494 conservative Supreme Court is more important than conservative Congress.

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yearp.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (Ejm4y)


Unfortunately, deez (nuts) are da condishins dat prevail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (/9p9e)

503 The whole eight-line paragraph? Not likely.

Posted by: JAS at S




link the letter

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)

504 @450 "I'll go one further: If Bader-Meinhoff or Sodomizer join the Choir Invisible, what are the Dems going to do? They have, as we say in the trade, "shot their wad" with this. "

They will, unashamedly, pack the Court with 32 new Justices during the first Democratic Administration + Congressional majority, to "redress the traditional balance of the Court" absent a new Constitutional Amendment limiting SCOTUS to 9.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (j4US8)

505 It is going to take some moral fortitude for the next person appointed by President Trump for a position, especially the next SC pick.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (T4oHT)

506 There is no electoral upside to Kavanaugh pressing on.

Yeah but there is a down side

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (O2RFr)



Don't be a down-ah donna.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (jcSzd)

507 Scanning artifact. It is not a different font or different size. The scan stretched that line and squashed the line below it.

No, there's no distortion like that. Its just a larger font size, possibly meant to be a headline or to draw interest. Certainly not enough in there to presume some sort of hijinks or swapping out of lines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (39g3+)

508 CREEPY PORN NOOD

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (bUjCl)

509 216. thanks AZ Hi desert!

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (8yq6P)

510 Translation: Lisa Murkowski wants some pork for her vote!!!

Posted by: William Eaton

Actually, she looks like a sausage gal


Let's play 2, a double header

Posted by: Ernie Banks at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (+g41/)

511 @106

Back in the day, Small Viridian Fagballs would have been all over this.


Today, he's analizing himself with a bikeseat while blowing a sad trombone.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (kT3/m)

512 Feinstein released the original letter. The font
used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the
letter.



I haven't seen it to confirm but have heard that from several sources.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)



I saw it. The font in the first sentence of the second paragraph is different. It's clearly a cut and paste.



Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM

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Fake but accurate.......

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

513 451




Avenatti already denied he's been duped.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (vjy0I)

perfect.

keep sawing that branch you are sitting on, Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (UsCnO)

514 Yeah but there is a down side

Posted by: It's me donna at S




?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

515 My mistake, it's the usual poll troll and not Comrade. Too literate.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (HtLSE)

516 Cruz is sunk! Beto up by +5 in my poll of hispanic transexuals in downtown Houston!


The Transgender Gap!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

I'm no expert on these things, but I imagine I could count the number of Hispanic Transsexuals in Downtown Houston on one hand.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (Ldr3U)

517 492 In fairness, Neverskankles is an Eeyore, not a troll.

I beg to differ, Sir. The intent of a troll is to draw attention to themselves, even negative attention, to try to fill the void that is their life.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (yQpMk)



We must have different definitions. I define AOSHQ trolls as those Leftists who pop in and make asinine comments from time to time.

Neverskankles? He is doomy and gloomy, but he is solidly Right.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (ujg0T)

518 I have not moved the hearing to Friday I scheduled the committee vote on Friday!

Posted by: Sen Badass Grassley at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (xWzjc)

519 472 What did the polls say the day before Trump was elected



Come on Gamera, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 06:44 PM (3CFdj)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Trump got people to vote who rarely show up to the polls. I highly doubt they will come out to vote for a House or Senate candidate.

I'm in WI and in one of the special elections in the northern part of the state that Trump carried by a large margin, his voters stayed home and the Dem won easily.

Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (nE1+d)

520 I'll go one further: If Bader-Meinhoff or Sodomizer join the Choir Invisible, what are the Dems going to do? They have, as we say in the trade, "shot their wad" with this.

Blood and bombs. That's all they have left. We already have documented proof that they hire demented people to commit violence on political enemies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

521 Nude creepy porn lawyer.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (sXefu)

522

NOOD

Creepy porn lawyers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

523 Those Republicans who do not vote to nominate must be kicked out of the GOP if this political party wants to survive the backlash that would come from its own base. A Republican who votes no is no longer a Republican should be the message from leadership.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (MuTTO)

I agree with this 100% but it will never happen.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

524 The polls are fubar until these assholes cast a vote on BK.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (g3Klf)

525 455 That you neverskankles?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:37 PM (0QYMt)


In fairness, Neverskankles is an Eeyore, not a troll.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 06:43 PM (ujg0T)


/spoken slowly....

Come on... even I'm not that negative...

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

526 Avenatti already denied he's been duped.

He'd be better off going with duped because the alternatives are:
1) I made it up whole cloth
2) I was so stupid I misunderstood something then blared it all over the internet.

Which of these three options is the less shameful and humiliating, Creepy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)

527 but he is solidly Right.


???

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

528 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

Probably look for another victim group angle and exploit that line of attack. After forming themselves from mutually hostile victim identity groups, picking the go-to group for the attack seems to be the extent of the playbook. I cannot see them using the patriotic "we are all Americans" play at this date. So - it will be a call for attacks on gays and others of sexual roulette, or Latinos, or Blacks. I do not see it on Asians - no one will believe their support of Asians at this time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (0QYMt)

529 Chuck Grassley has nice penmanship.

Posted by: Weasel at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (MVjcR)
............

Very legible.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (gg7dk)

530 Funny. It is just that one line. Maybe a scanning thing.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (3HNOQ)

531 I think the next appointee will be up for it.
She has witnessed this shitshow and I'm sure shall have already prepped her family etc.

With a little side coaching from the 3-D Gamemeister himself she'll be a steamroller.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (jcSzd)

532 Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Ri0Ku)

533 Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Ri0Ku)



He can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (jcSzd)

534 Funny. It is just that one line. Maybe a scanning thing.

Posted by: JAS


Unfortunately, I think it is. The word "Kavanaugh" is the same width in both the taller line and the rest of the lines.

The doc at gatewaypundit looks like it's been photocopied about eleventy-four times, too.

Though it is funny that it's signed "In Confidence". Good luck with that, sugar tits.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (P1f+c)

535 490
Scanning artifact. It is not a different font or different size. The

scan stretched that line and squashed the line below it.

The whole eight-line paragraph? Not likely.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (3HNOQ)


And then that brings us back to......she has not released the original. but an electronically manipulated copy of the letter she was sent.

Square one again.



Posted by: Judge Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (9dzlp)

536 Kav sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (9dzlp)

537 413 381 Feinstein released the original letter. The font used in the paragraph naming Kavanaugh is DIFFERENT than the rest of the letter.

I haven't seen it to confirm but have heard that from several sources.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

I can't tell if it's a different font or a botched copy of a copy.

It's here on CTH: http://tinyurl.com/y9ankfff

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 06:38 PM (cF8AT)

*Fill In Blank* physically and sexually assaulted me...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (4ErVI)

538 Trump got people to vote who rarely show up to the polls. I highly doubt they will come out to vote for a House or Senate candidate.

I'm in WI and in one of the special elections in the northern part of the state that Trump carried by a large margin, his voters stayed home and the Dem won easily.
Posted by: Gamera at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (nE1+d)

--------------

Even if true, losing seats in congress is better than losing the supreme court.

Democrats understand this which is why they have moved culture in their direction because they are willing to sacrifice political office for the social justice war. They know they can always come back in future elections. The Supreme Court takes a generation.

So your poll hysterics are still meaningless.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (MuTTO)

539
Ok I dummied up sometime in the late 70's. Didn't we all, but I just figured out Toto sang "hold the line". how did I not know that? I blame girls in boob tubes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (r+sAi)

540 507
Scanning artifact. It is not a different font or different size. The scan stretched that line and squashed the line below it.


No, there's no distortion like that. Its just a larger font size,
possibly meant to be a headline or to draw interest. Certainly not
enough in there to presume some sort of hijinks or swapping out of
lines.

Dan Rather, where are you?

Posted by: Prof at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (zgX3V)

541 466
As I noted earlier. We have NOTHING that Ford ever wrote. No

Doctoral Thesis? No published Papers? No Social Media.... nothing.

Palo Alto University2015-2016 Catalog
Christine Blasey, Ph.D.
PROFESSOR
PALO ALTO UNIVERSITY
Dr. Blasey earned a Ph.D. in Counseling Psychology from the University of Southern California and completed her dissertation in the laboratory of Dr. Gayla Margolin, working on the Family Studies Project. Her dissertation was the development of a new measure to assess coping among young children. Since that time, she has worked for 20 years as Research Psychologist and Biostatistician both in academia (Stanford University Department of Psychiatry) and in the biotech industry (Director of Biostatistics, Corcept Therapeutics). At Stanford, she was formally mentored and supervised by Dr. Helena Kraemer. In industry, she gained experience conducting statistical analyses within a regula tory environment, collaborating with statisticians from the FDA, and presenting
annually at their Statistics in Industry conference. Dr. Blasey has served as a statistical reviewer for several journals in psychiatry and psychology. In 2009, Dr. Blasey earned an MS in Epidemiology with specialization in Biostatistics from the Stanford School of Medicine, Department of Health Research and Policy. She has previously taught statistics, research methods, and psychometrics courses at Pepperdine University and Stanford, and currently teaches the Statistics and Psychometrics sequence at PAU


Someone should contact the cited names.

Posted by: Prof at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (zgX3V)

542 Remember what I said about rope? Well, Grassley just built the scaffold.

Posted by: creeper at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (AzV8L)

Lisa Murkowski: This Isn't About Qualifications, It's About Believing Victims

Oh, is it?

She repeats every assumption of the hard left like a good little quisling.

From the NYT:

"We are now in a place where it’s not about whether or not Judge Kavanaugh is qualified," Ms. Murkowski, a key swing Republican vote, said in an extended interview in the Capitol Monday night. "It is about whether or not a woman who has been a victim at some point in her life is to be believed."

She assumes that this woman -- or just any woman generally -- who says she was a victim is a victim, and then says it's about whether or not to believe this victim.

Well, if you're calling her a victim, you've already decided to believe her, haven't you?

CNN's Manu Raju reports this:

I just asked Sen. Lisa Murkowski, key GOP swing vote, if there should be a full FBI investigation into allegations from Kavanaugh’s past. "It would sure clear up all the questions, wouldn’t it?" she said.

Meanwhile, she's among the people forcing Grassley to defer to Ford's every demand because she doesn't want to lose this very reluctant (evasive, even) witness' testimony due to an "arbitrary timeline."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:47 PM




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1 Murkowski can go hang.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (2NqXo)

2 C'mon Alaska, what the hell?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (72PAC)

3 Oh FFS

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (786Ro)

4 Victim my ass

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (T4oHT)

5 note that this piece of shit is not doing this because she needs to do so to win elections in Alaska.

She's doing it because she is a piece of shit.

Posted by: jc at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (iRJ+A)

6 This...makes zero sense.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (Xvo1a)

7 Second look at repealing the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (TN1P5)

8 Merk's constituents need to be blasting her but she is not going to be able to stop Kavanaugh even if she votes no.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (qpJwS)

9 Delaying the vote after Thursday will create nothing but hell for the Republicans, especially in the midterms.

Have the vote you clusterf**ks.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (jUVms)

10 5 note that this piece of shit is not doing this because she needs to do so to win elections in Alaska.

She's doing it because she is a piece of shit.
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I also notice she does this shit and gets re-elected. Alaskans may be retarded.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)

11 Coke whores are people too!
*sniff*

Posted by: Leezl Murcokeski at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (CZWkx)

12 This entire charade is about stalling the confirmation hearings until the D's "win the Senate" in the midterms, nothing else.

This "believing the victims" shit is just cover for a handful of RINO Senators to help the D's fuck over Trump and hopefully get another Kennedy (or better) on the bench.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (GBteo)

13 Read the content, missed being first. And I'm not a rookie, so no excuses. **hangs head in shame**

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (786Ro)

14 You can't beat emotions with intelligence and logic.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (l8Vx7)

15 The Dems in red states then don't have to vote. Look at this shitshow. And it is all the womenz Senators shoveling the shitshow.

Posted by: ST at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (YYlrT)

16 Well guess we can count Lisa in the #MeToo movement.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (T4oHT)

17 None of this is how this works.

NONE.

Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (F4u7C)

18 Alaska and Arizona are particular let downs when voting on senators.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (jUVms)

19 I have no problem with this.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (vvSBD)

20 Might be me, but I am reading this statement way differently.....

They way I am reading it is that she has zero issues about his qualifications, but has reservations about ford and wants to hear what she has to say.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

21 Mitch's chickens coming home to roost. He should have backed the voters' choice in the primary.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (SN4NF)

22 And apparently the women have neither.

Posted by: ST at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (YYlrT)

23
I don't know how Rush did it but he gave a very measured yet emotional plea to this slag and Collins about doing the right thing and voting for Kavanaugh. He even admitted in his own way that it would probably fall on deaf ears.

And yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (/9p9e)

24 10 5 note that this piece of shit is not doing this because she needs to do so to win elections in Alaska.

She's doing it because she is a piece of shit.
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I also notice she does this shit and gets re-elected. Alaskans may be retarded.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)

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you don't know the half of it.

but, I'll bet I can find some real winners in your neighborhood, too.

Posted by: jc at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (iRJ+A)

25 Remember that Eskimo Lisa Murkowski murdered back in 1977?

That's what we should be focusing on since that's a serious accusation.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (38yt/)

26 Thanks, Alaska.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (dNzKv)

27 10 5 note that this piece of shit is not doing this because she needs to do so to win elections in Alaska.

She's doing it because she is a piece of shit.
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I also notice she does this shit and gets re-elected. Alaskans may be retarded.
Posted by: Puddin Head



I will gather she is very good at shoveling tax payer money into her state.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (Mbheu)

28 She was appointed by her daddy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (xfb67)

29 I'm really not concerned with what Lisa does or doesn't do. She's a tool and holds that seat illegitimately. The vote is set, nobody is going to testify, we're done here.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (lwiT4)

30 Mitch can give her some coke, and she will vote his way.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (7ZVPa)

31 You must believe all us "victims," otherwise you're fascist, Nazi, womyn ha8ters!

Posted by: Tawana Brawley, Crystal Mangum, Jackie Coakley at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (fqUgw)

32 Stop!

Don't shoot!
Don't you know that I'm a victim???

Posted by: woman in combat at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (CZWkx)

33 Our Betters.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

34 This woman has no corroboration to her story, no evidence to being a victim and nothing in her history other than supposed "psych" visits because of Kavanaugh, also not proven.

But you're going to continue to call her a victim.

You suck and should be impeached. You don't UNDERSTAND The Constitution.

Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (F4u7C)

35
McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.

I hope the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (/9p9e)

36 Replication Crisis in Psychology. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproducibility_Project#Reproducibility_Project

Basically researchers took 100 psychology published in 2008 to see how many could be replicated (because real science demands repeatability) They found that 35 could be, the rest had "Questionable Research Practices" or what laymen refer to as "lies."

I propose that after Kav is seated, somebody with a few bucks attempts to replicate Ford's doctoral thesis. Chances are good that it is false. That should then be disseminated widely. Then her other experiments.

But don't stop there - question the rest of the psychology faculty at Stanford. Let 'em feel her pain. I would also go after the dissertations of her doctoral students. Her name as their adviser should deny them tenure.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (p/YFn)

37 Of course there should be another FBI investigation ... because the first six obviously didn't work, right?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (jWe5r)

38 We are now in a place where it's not about whether or not Judge Kavanaugh is qualified. It is about whether or not I can fvck with a Trump nominee to the Supreme Court and flatter my own ego by being a spoiler vote."
Ms. Murkowski

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (2NqXo)

39 Kav is the victim here, him his wife his daughters

this is mental abuse

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (dMvl+)

40 *types*

*deletes*

*!@#$%*

*deletes some more*

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (MX7xj)

41 This is the way 'You will be MADE to care' works.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (imDUY)

42 this is what nepotism gets you
no titles of nobility in this country, no hereditary seats

Posted by: brak at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (VckGX)

43 The Dems in red states then don't have to vote. Look at this shitshow. And it is all the womenz Senators shoveling the shitshow.


Posted by: ST at September 25, 2018 04:50 PM


Au contraire, mon frere!



Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (pqc4s)

44 She's not too bright, judging by her statement... connected and rich, yes, but rather stupid... Hey you ever notice the number of Stupid Rich Leftists hanging around???

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (ffWPP)

45 Is she married? Does somebody have to fuck this woman?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (xPl2J)

46 From the NY Times? I'm sure they got the quote accurate and conveyed her position correctly....

Posted by: Memories at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (mwcEF)

47 Cocaine Mitch and Cornyn better be whipping her vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

48 We believed the victim of the UVA gang rape.

Even wrote a cover story about her.

Then we had to pay millions of dollars in damages to all the people we defamed, because the "victim" was a liar.

Posted by: Rolling Stone magazine at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (fqUgw)

49 Lisa Murkowski: This Isn't About Qualifications, It's About Believing Victims



Sorry. Arguing this now on Fb with an acquaintance. You want me to believe?

DON'T wait 37 years. And have a police report.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (L6lkG)

50
So, Pence for the tiebreaker or do we steal Man's-Chin and maybe Sheiss-Cramps?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (/9p9e)

51 The Democrats and Coke Bear's whole let the FBI "investigate"nonsense is simply a flim-flam and bamboozlement and to allow the Donks and this twat bag to be able to say these accusations are "seeriouser and credibler" because NOW the FBI is investigating and to justify not voting for Kavenaugh


But what would the FBI's first step in the investigation be?


Well besides opening a FISA against Kavenaugh to spy on him, his family and satellites...


They would interview the accuser


They would interview all named parties.


Then interview Kavenaugh.


Roughly in that order and I'm pretty sure that's all they would do and or be able to do.


If a specific location of the alleged attack were named they may hit up the current owner to have a look and if it's the same owner from 34-38 years ago they might ask her if they have a recollection of the party



It's not like they are going to hire a special counsel and give him an unlimited scope, budget and no timeline to completion to investigate this....


Or maybe they would...


But anyway, these allegations are simply too thin and too old to answer dispositively one way or the other.



This all so maddening...

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (kT3/m)

52 Voting with her lady parts.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

53 Our betters.

Indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (jUVms)

54 She wants something. Give it to her, Mitch. Next year there will be 58 Republican Senators and you can screw her to the wall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

55 This woman has no corroboration to her story, no evidence to being a victim and nothing in her history other than supposed "psych" visits because of Kavanaugh, also not proven.

But you're going to continue to call her a victim.

You suck and should be impeached. You don't UNDERSTAND The Constitution.
Posted by: Sponge


And real victims are required to endure rape kits, ER visits, multiple interrogations and trials. And then all of the appeals and parole hearings.

To Hell with these people.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (vvSBD)

56 Bam! Margins blown. So early.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (L6lkG)

57 Yeah, gotta say, female politicians are really showing us that they are not capable of being serious with this whole fiasco. A lot of muddy and just plain wrong thinking on display - Maizie, Kirsten, ChiFi, Collins, now Lisa - I would not vote for you ever. Will also think twice of voting for another woman; she'll have to prove she's serious, not a slave to her emotions.

I denounce myself for badthink!!

Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (W+vEI)

58 Can't be an FBI Investigation without a Crime to Investigate and a Sworn Statement.

Since all you have are lies, you'll never get an FBI Investigation.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (nIZu5)

59 47 Cocaine Mitch and Cornyn better be whipping her vote.
Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)


Minus the word "vote."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (/9p9e)

60 @45
Is she married? Does somebody have to fuck this woman?

~~~~~~

Isn't her hubs named 'Biggus Dickus' . . . ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (imDUY)

61 Fuck all the Alaskans that wrote in that bitch's name back in 2010. They don't come much sleazier than Murkoski and her family.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (pw+jk)

62

She needs a good hard 4chaning...

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (5LFjM)

63 She can vote no. Mitch can make her life miserable. Her choice.

Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (u1dnt)

64 Where Coke Bear?

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (nIZu5)

65 45 Is she married? Does somebody have to fuck this woman?
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (xPl2J)

One does not necessarily follow from the other.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

66 "When I walk out of this room, I am calling a press conference."
" And at that conference, I will claim that you all gang banged me."
"Good Day, gentlemen"

Posted by: CEO woman at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (CZWkx)

67 NYT... "paper of record" for all Leftists... except when they are occasionally accurate...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (ffWPP)

68 It should be made very clear to her that a 'no' or "present" vote will cost her everything in the party hierarchy: no committee seats, not pork, nothing. She would then become a Dem, but would lose the next election. When is she up again?

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

69 No you dumb bitch it wouldn't clear up any questions since every witness already DENIES it ever happened.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (mCMQ5)

70 52 Voting with her lady parts.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)


Her tongue?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (/9p9e)

71 I believed the victim of the Duke lacrosse team stripper-party rape.

I got disbarred.

Believe all the victims! Even when they're lying!

Posted by: Mike Nifong at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (fqUgw)

72 BTW, thank gawd McCain is dead.
Can you imagine that asshole during all this?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (jWe5r)

73 Please tell me you Imus-looking cunt how another FBI investigation would "clear up all the questions."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (zncB8)

74 CPL's victim is kaput. What's her name the other one, just said she's not going to testify. DiFi doesn't know if or when or ever if Dr. Dipsy Doodle is going to show.


The vote is on the calendar. Mitch says they have the votes. We're done here.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (lwiT4)

75 https://tinyurl.com/y783abs8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (AzW6q)

76 IF Lisa flakes, how many votes are needed to confirm him?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (ujg0T)

77 I bet even Susan Collins rolls her eyes at this bitch.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (xPl2J)

78 Hey McTurtle...remember when there was an actual conservative running for this seat and you and your GOPer buddies screwed him over to help Murky take back the seat after she lost the nomination?

Time to remind her of that...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (eSx+E)

79 Alaska is insane. Ask my littlest brother he lives in Soldotna, he is moving back to the lower 48 as soon as he can. The people up there are just weird. I think cold and lack of sun changes people.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (0OmEj)

80 This just in, Vidkund Quisling says knock it using his name in association with this. Even he wasn't this stupid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (BjF7B)

81 I don't especially care about victims. I do very much care about equality under the law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (PRfdc)

82


Buh buh buh muh vaghinuh!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (5LFjM)

83 >>35


McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.



I hope the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Nice oil kickbacks you got up their tweakerteeth, Shame if some EO prevented you from profiting from them. Enviro reasons don't you know.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (r9UYA)

84 No.. it would clear up nothing you stupid bint!

There is nothing for the FBI to investigate!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (so+oy)

85 Tucker Carlson unleashed a flamethrower on Murkowski's idiotic argument on his show last night.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (/1n5E)

86 Betrayal and treason are our biggest enemies.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (ErJlX)

87 Call the vote and ask Lisa if she likes being on committees, getting GOP money, etc. Time to twist arms and bust heads.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (yX3gx)

88 You must believe the women even when they're lying or else your a sexist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

89 note that this piece of shit is not doing this because she needs to do so to win elections in Alaska.



She's doing it because she is a piece of shit.

---------------------

I also notice she does this shit and gets re-elected. Alaskans may be retarded.
===

She gets reelected even when someone else wins the republican primary.

Fuck Alaska.

Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (XQvuQ)

90 She's just holding out for some sweet, sweet Federal Highway $$'s. Collins does the same shit; they just want to play their power cards. AK and ME are shit poor states. that's not an excuse; it's just what the swamp spawns.
"Paging Mike Pence, Mike Pence, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (ty7RM)

91 Okay - I believe the victims - the Kavanaughs.

That was easy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (0QYMt)

92 Wait, so hasn't Kavanaugh and dozens (hundreds/thousands) of other people pointed out that Kav is a victim of a smear campaign?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (PRfdc)

93
But what would the FBI's first step in the investigation be?

Connecting him to the Trump campaign

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (TAmPV)

94 "It would sure clear up all the questions, wouldn't it?" she said.


That's an awfully coy answer, isn't it? So, she didn't actually say yes the FBI absolutely must investigate.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (786Ro)

95 Did the Empress lend out her third best flammenwurfer to Tucker?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (BjF7B)

96 >>There is nothing for the FBI to investigate!


unless whomever is bankrolling this slander is wiring money across state lines.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (nIZu5)

97 McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.



I hope the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Nice oil kickbacks you got up their tweakerteeth, Shame if some EO prevented you from profiting from them. Enviro reasons don't you know.


--------------

She is bribeable. And there aren't many to bribe. Mitch should have her in line - even if he has to pay her off.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

98

#Believetheliar

Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (5LFjM)

99 79
Alaska is insane. Ask my littlest brother he lives in Soldotna, he is
moving back to the lower 48 as soon as he can. The people up there are
just weird. I think cold and lack of sun changes people.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable

A lot of alcohol and drug abuse. Much welfare as well.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (r9UYA)

100 If Kav needs another FBI investigation, then Hillary needs 6 more.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (xfb67)

101 Gee, you'd think at some point the GOP would learn that caving, even a little, to the Left is somewhat counterproductive.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (rznWS)

102 Hey grammie, you rootin' for the Cardinals tonite?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (Dhht7)

103 The margins came pre blown with this thread.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (I16G8)

104 The victim has to at the minimum provide specifics regard to time and location. Otherwise it is prejudicial to the defendant as he or she is then unable to present a defense /alibi .

Until those details are provided, no allegation should be considered credible.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (7oPmA)

105 Is she married? Does somebody have to fuck this woman?
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (xPl2J)


I like the cut of your jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (F4u7C)

106 Time to remind her of that...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (eSx+E)

------

And tell her "NO COKE FOR YOU!"

Then break the hell out, and grab your sack of rocks.

Posted by: Snoop Doggy Dogg at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (AzW6q)

107 So this worthless DIABLO (CR 22) is going over to the Democrats even as she and the other DIABLOs had said they would vote for Kavanaugh. But from her CR rating I would say she stays with the Democrats all the time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (mpXpK)

108 Ya I think Lisa would take a bribe. Easy.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (lwiT4)

109 Dems went for twofer and are going to sink because of it. They wanted to stop Kavanaugh, but that wasn't enough. They got cute and wanted the video bites of a bunch or old, white republican men asking tough questions of a female. Whoever suggested the female sex crimes prosecutor as a stand in wins a gold cigar. That was genius. It takes away half of the Dem's goals, and will likely result in Ford never showing up. So, both goals shot down provided Miss Priss from Alaska (who I might add loses primaries, and then runs anyway because of self-importance) does the right thing.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (r3WP7)

110
Tucker Carlson unleashed a flamethrower on Murkowski's idiotic argument on his show last night.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 04:56 PM (/1n5E)


Boy did he. It was awesome.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 04:58 PM (TAmPV)

111 Murk, Collins, and Flake make three.

Game's over - now we're down to making chicken salad out of chicken shit.

My bet - same as what I said before - Repubs will string this out until Kav steps down ... to save face.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (DUqif)

112 Hey McTurtle...remember when there was an actual conservative running for this seat and you and your GOPer buddies screwed him over to help Murky take back the seat after she lost the nomination?



Guess which way Senator Moore would be voting, Mitch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

113 Isn't Alaska the state where you can by marijuana with an EBT card?

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (Z9C5C)

114 I believed Tawana Brawley when she was kidnapped and raped and had bad things written on her body, and dumped in a garbage bag.

Then I found out that Tawana did it all to herself, because she didn't want her mama getting mad at her for sneaking out of the house.

Then I got sued for defamation by a guy I defamed, but I never paid the judgment, 'cuz I'm a sleazy deadbeat.

Believe all the victims, and go on t.v. railing about them! You'll get famous! Then, when it is revealed the "victim" was lying, move to another state so you don't have to pay the defamation judgment!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (fqUgw)

115 She's just holding out for some sweet, sweet Federal Highway $$'s. Collins does the same shit; they just want to play their power cards. AK and ME are shit poor states. that's not an excuse; it's just what the swamp spawns.
"Paging Mike Pence, Mike Pence, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone."

----------

Agreed. They are both elected on bringing home the bacon. They are also out of the way states that may not get natural highway funding since there is not much of a reason to build a system that will be little used.

Just give them the $$ and let's move on. What's a few billion more at this point?

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (sX1BW)

116 my mom is in alaska.
text'd me from wasilla yesterday.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (1YQLC)

117 Told you Murkie is a no.

Why do you people keep doubting me?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/bve2)

118
McConnell wants Kavanaugh seated bad. It's rare when he stakes his reputation on something and he has staked it on this.

Murkowski will be squeezed/whipped. Hard. Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/9p9e)

119 79 Alaska is insane. Ask my littlest brother he lives in Soldotna, he is moving back to the lower 48 as soon as he can. The people up there are just weird. I think cold and lack of sun changes people.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 04:55 PM (0OmEj)

Yep. I mean, who would park a Fairbanks city bus in North Denali..... or bury fish heads and let them rot for a month, eat them, and be nonplussed when they get botulism???

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (ffWPP)

120 "It is about whether or not a woman who has been a victim at some point in her life is to be believed."

Women and logic, the thousand year war.

Lisa, this is called "begging the question." Now you probably don't know what that means, so let me mansplain it to you. "Begging the question" is making a statement that assumes the answer to the question that is actually before the house.

In your pathetic case, it is assuming that the woman in question has IN FACT been a victim, and of this man, which is the question before the house.

Glad I could help.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (vnpiz)

121 Old and busted: Magic Eight Ball

New hotness: Magic Vagina

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (+y/Ru)

122 Hey grammie, you rootin' for the Cardinals tonite?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (Dhht7)



You betcha! I was watching till the rain delay last night. Woke up to a Brewers win. Sad face. You gotta come thru for me tonight!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (lwiT4)

123 The worst mistake McConnell ever made was not sacking this harpy from all her committee positions back in 2010 when she decided to defy the GOP primary results because "f*ck you, that's MY seat."

Posted by: T at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (acTer)

124 Shut the fuck up and go away.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (mCMQ5)

125 Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2018 04:57 PM (XQvuQ)


(1) Most people are not ideologues.

(2) "What have you done for me lately?" is a cliché for a reason.

(3) Politicians know (2) and act accordingly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (0QYMt)

126 117. Because you're a tiresome herpes sore of a keno-zombie.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (fA1SL)

127 And real victims are required to endure rape kits, ER visits, multiple interrogations and trials. And then all of the appeals and parole hearings.

To Hell with these people.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM (vvSBD)


It's just more of the fake PTSD shit that demeans those that REALLY have it......

She should be sued into oblivion once this is over.

She LIED and it's led to serious risk to he and his family.

Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (F4u7C)

128 18 Alaska and Arizona are particular let downs when voting on senators.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (jUVms)


Nope, not entirely. WE sat on our hands while she (illegally ?) corn-holed her way back onto the ballot.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (Pe/Hn)

129 >>She's doing it because she is a piece of shit.



To get that sweet, sweet blood money from Planned Parenthood!!

Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (W+vEI)

130 Magic Vagina?

Jean Francois Cary has a Magic Pussy Hat...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:00 PM (BjF7B)

131 Is she married? Does somebody have to fuck this woman?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (xPl2J)

-

I thought you were asking if she is married.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (PRfdc)

132 It's a good thing I'm religious and fear God. Because...I won't say anymore.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ErJlX)

133 Speaking of having the FBI investigate, my favorite comment from the angry left is, Kavanaugh is *not* calling for the FBI to investigate - what is he trying to hide?

Leave aside the latent totalitarianism. I'm imagining I'm nominated for some position where I would upset the left. And they find someone from my high school or college to say about me exactly what Kavanaugh's accusers are saying.

Now, I know I didn't do that, right? Because I didn't. So I also know that if the FBI investigates, they will either find (a) a whole bunch of witnesses who say, I never saw him do anything like that, and it seems out of character; or (b) a few people who hate my guts enough to say, You betcha! I remember it clearly!

Or (c) a few people who, never having met me but being told I'm conservative, hate my guts enough to make shit up.

So I keep wondering, Just suppose Kavanaugh did nothing - how would he ever prove that?

Awkward question. Better to call me a rape apologist for asking.

Posted by: JPS at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (UgdG5)

134 Remember the Rules of Joe

Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.

Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.

Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe.

Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (yQpMk)

135 Okay - I believe the victims - the Kavanaughs.
That was easy.
============================
You win the day with that Mikey. Buy yourself something real, real nice, from me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ty7RM)

136 Just reminder-Skunkles is a paid troll. Resist the temptation to respond because that will annoy him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR)

137 Current Senate makeup is 54/46, they need 5 to cross over so they need 4 more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (mpXpK)

138 Seems like Lisa needs to figure out whether
A) It happened, and Ford is a victim of Kavanaugh
b) It didn't happen, and Kavanaugh is a victim of Ford

I don't think which victim should be believed should depend on genitalia. How is Lisa determining whether it is A or B by some means other than sexism?

Posted by: Rather Not at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (oPogG)

139 It's pretty sad when you have to agree it's a good thing for the country that McCain is dead. He'd be attention whoring about this nonstop.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (jUVms)

140

The Murk needs to get in the fields and pick some cotton... that'll teach 'er...

Posted by: Dr. Coz at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (5LFjM)

141 118
McConnell wants Kavanaugh seated bad. It's rare when he stakes his reputation on something and he has staked it on this.

Murkowski will be squeezed/whipped. Hard. Cvnt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/9p9e)



Say what you will about Yertle, but he does get his judges.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ujg0T)

142 Why do you people keep doubting me?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/bve2)


It's not so much that we doubt you. It's more that we think you're a jerk.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (lwiT4)

143 Ya know, these newbie states .... maybe we should release them back to the wild....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ffWPP)

144 Apologies to Dr. Suess:
I will not testify in a car.I will not testify near or far.I will not testify in a train.I will not fly in a plane.I will not testify, here or there.I will not testify anywhere.I will not testify, first. Or last.I will not testify slow or fast.There's nothing more for me to say.I can't remember, anyway.

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (ZD+J8)

145 71 I believed the victim of the Duke lacrosse team stripper-party rape.

I got disbarred.

Believe all the victims! Even when they're lying!
Posted by: Mike Nifong



I know ESPN sucks BUT the 30 For 30 episode about the Duke Rape hoax was fantastic. It was called Fantastic Lies. I highly recommend it. One of the great joys was watch Nifong get 'de-flowered' by the lawyers of the defendants. The look on the Judges face while hearing this was priceless. I'm surprised Nifong didn't melt into a puddle of goo from the look that Judge gave him.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (Mbheu)

146 according to free republic the second accuser ramirez (sp?) is refusing to come before the committee. that means ford and done.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (Pg+x7)

147 Where's all the bitchez that spoke out about Herman Cain?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (L6lkG)

148
Just reminder-Skunkles is a paid troll. Resist the temptation to respond because that will annoy him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR)


Sorry Fen, I forgot.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (lwiT4)

149 143 Ya know, these newbie states .... maybe we should release them back to the wild....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ffWPP)


"Da!"

- - Vlad the Innie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (/9p9e)

150
The Democrat Party
Because 60 Million Dead Babies Can't Be Wrong (tm)

Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (uEbPt)

151 137 Current Senate makeup is 54/46, they need 5 to cross over so they need 4 more.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (mpXpK)



So Lisa and Flakey sit it out and we have 52?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (ujg0T)

152 I implore you people ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

153 142

Ok fair enough.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (/bve2)

154 143 Ya know, these newbie states .... maybe we should release them back to the wild....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ffWPP)

I've only lived in OG states.

#OnlyNeed13Stars!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (GBteo)

155 When I was younger, I oftened wondered if I had been born a century or two too late. Now, with each passing day, I'm certain of it.

I don't know when the human race peaked, but we are clearly on the downside of history and falling at an ever increasingly exponential rate.

The students in my kindergarten class nearly 60 years ago have more sense than half of the adults in this country do today.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (AJJen)

156 ... roll me, roll me, roll me the tumbling dice.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (Pg+x7)

157 More Tribal...Broads or Blacks? Beaners?

Posted by: nip at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (DfGpI)

158 10
And y'all have been saying Arizonans are retarded. We're not. We were lied to. Repeatedly.

Perhaps Alaskans were too


Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (XhbCw)

159 Women. You can't live with 'em. And you can't live with 'em.

Of course in fairness I could say the same thing about men because of vermin like Flake. Or Schumer. Etc.


I'm just frustrated beyond words.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (ErJlX)

160 Eh. I'll make the decision when I see the vote. Murkowski enjoys considerable power in Alaska. Hard to see why she would risk becoming toxic to Republicans there in a badly misguided appeal to suburban white women.

But I am not worried. Either Kavanaugh is confirmed or the Senate, and Congress generally, are permanently discredited. I could deal with horrific civil war above being hunted down and imprisoned like a Polish Jew.

My consolation is that McConnell is responsible for Murkowski and Jones, and that they will almost certainly be the ones that destroy the Senate alongside Flake.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (Mgabo)

161 Coons thinks a lifetime appointments the burden of proof is on Kavanaugh.

Did any of the Leftist Aholes ever see a civics class or did they go straight to Marx and Engles?

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (T4oHT)

162 @87

I'm pretty sure the reason Mitch can't control his gibbering buffoon of a caucus because they know where all of his skeletons are buried.

Mitch: Lisa, we need you're vote on this, I can count on you, right?

Mitch: You have a nice spot on the energy committee, shame if something happened to it.


Murkowski: (Opens rolodex full of Chinese Contacts shows it to Mitch)


Murkowski: You were saying Mitch?


Mitch: (Grabs at collar, wipes spittle from side of mouth, moon walks out of the room)

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (kT3/m)

163 does she believe all women in prison are innocent? why not? they most likely claimed to be not guilty.

Posted by: x at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (nFwvY)

164 Recess appointment.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (q177U)

165 I'm sorry. My give-a-damn's busted.

Posted by: BobWrite at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (J+rr9)

166 157 More Tribal...Broads or Blacks? Beaners?
Posted by: nip at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (DfGpI)

Appalachian Mountain folk, FTW......

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (ffWPP)

167 Why do you people keep doubting me?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/bve2)


It's not so much that we doubt you. It's more that we think you're a jerk.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (lwiT4)

And the fact that he has been wrong on every issue since Trump was nominated.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (7oPmA)

168 Why do you people keep doubting me?
==========================
Here's my working theory, (it's just a theory):
Because you're WRONG. ABOUT EVERYTHING. ALWAYS.
F/o troll.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (ty7RM)

169 I wouldn't be surprised if Manchin makes some kind of deal that GOP cuts support for Morrissey in exchange for his vote.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (xPl2J)

170 Palin warned us about Moocow. Actively helped to campaign against her iir.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (2I4LM)

171 169 I wouldn't be surprised if Manchin makes some kind of deal that GOP cuts support for Morrissey in exchange for his vote.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (xPl2J)


And Morrissey wins anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (/9p9e)

172 Murk is a merc'....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (ffWPP)

173 Professor of Psychology Dr. Ford, PhD., can hardly be expected to testify while President Trump has imposed tariffs on Chinese goods.

We must postpone the hearing on Professor of Psychology Dr. Ford, PhD., until all tariffs on Chinese goods are removed!

Posted by: Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (DuAZ5)

174 Fool me once, shame on you fool me ...err.. six times.

No wait .. McCain had two terms in the House too, so 8 times.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (yQpMk)

175 "We are now in a place where..."
The above little verbal gem was popularized by Oprah Winfrey on her GRRL PWR psycho-babble hour.

IME

If a woman says "We" she means- YOU, ASSHOLE.
If a woman says " in a place " - she is in her emotionally-charged, crazy-ass Red Zone and about one sentence away from flinging wild accusations at EVERYBODY.


Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (CZWkx)

176 I'm a paid troll cuz I predicted everything that happened. Sure why not. That's like the race card, when you have no argument call your opponent racist or a troll or a Russian bot.

It is so cliche.

Kav was dead 10 days ago. I said Murkie would be a no and Flake would be a no. Took 10 days but some of you are finally waking up.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (/bve2)

177 When I was younger, I oftened wondered if I had been born a century or two too late. Now, with each passing day, I'm certain of it.

I don't know when the human race peaked, but we are clearly on the downside of history and falling at an ever increasingly exponential rate.

The students in my kindergarten class nearly 60 years ago have more sense than half of the adults in this country do today.
Posted by: ShainS


1880.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (L6lkG)

178 You betcha! I was watching till the rain delay last night. Woke up to a Brewers win. Sad face. You gotta come thru for me tonight!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:00

Gotcha. Called management. Told them if they didn't win they'd suffer your wrath.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (Dhht7)

179 170 Palin warned us about Moocow. Actively helped to campaign against her iir.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (2I4LM)


IIRC, Joe Miller beat her ass fair and square in the primary. I really fucking hate Murkowski.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (/9p9e)

180 Coons thinks a lifetime appointments the burden of proof is on Kavanaugh.

Did any of the Leftist Aholes ever see a civics class or did they go straight to Marx and Engles?
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (T4oHT)
--------

Your going to love this. Coons is a graduate of Yale Law School.

Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

181 Think this is also the Senate's first big decision since McCain passed, and a lot of his "Gang of N" pals are vying for the McCain" Leader of Gangs" throne. Who can hold out the longest, thus being the most influential and the most beloved by the Dems/MSM, etc.

Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (W+vEI)

182 And still, Kavanaugh will be on the court.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (fA1SL)

183 Just as a matter of course in a free country, women should not be believed. Men should not be believed either. Facts and evidence should be believed and if you don't have facts and evidence of your accusations, you should be punished.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (qpJwS)

184 If Murkowski is a no, I had this very wrong. I pegged Flake, Sasse, and possibly Collins as the traitors. I didn't think Murk would bow to Julia in a state where women make up only 42% of the population (and most will vote for the Democrat).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (SN4NF)

185 IIRC, Joe Miller beat her ass fair and square in the primary. I really fucking hate Murkowski.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (/9p9e)


oh, that's right

the fix was in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (2I4LM)

186 Insty has a link to Grassleys letter today. Worth reading

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 05:07 PM (6ew1s)

187 184 If Murkowski is a no, I had this very wrong. I pegged Flake, Sasse, and possibly Collins as the traitors. I didn't think Murk would bow to Julia in a state where women make up only 42% of the population (and most will vote for the Democrat).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (SN4NF)


Seriously, what is the whip count now, gaming out if Muzgluteski is in or out?

Pence to break the tie?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:07 PM (/9p9e)

188 Yep. I mean, who would park a Fairbanks city bus in North Denali..... or
bury fish heads and let them rot for a month, eat them, and be
nonplussed when they get botulism???

The entire fucking state is either frozen solid or covered in this grayish fucking mud. Shits everywhere. Don't get me started on the mosquitoes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 05:07 PM (r9UYA)

189 More Tribal...Broads or Blacks? Beaners?
Posted by: nip at September 25, 2018 05:03 PM (DfGpI)

Appalachian Mountain folk, FTW......
Posted by: kraken


Mountain William

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (L6lkG)

190 No you are just an annoying one note shit.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (mCMQ5)

191 If any republican bails on K, the dems' strategy worked and will be repeated. No originalist will ever be nominated again.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (5mrLG)

192 Kav was dead 10 days ago. I said Murkie would be a no and Flake would be a no. Took 10 days but some of you are finally waking up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (/bve2)



That still leaves 52, however, no?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (ujg0T)

193 It is so cliche.

Kav was dead 10 days ago. I said Murkie would be a no and Flake would be a no. Took 10 days but some of you are finally waking up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (/bve2)

------------

Then take Grump's bet, STFD and STFU, asshat.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (I16G8)

194 167

Yeah I was wrong. The wall is built, Sessions is fired, spending has been cut, Moore is a senator and all is well. How wrong I was.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (/bve2)

195 Money and favors are being negotiated about this, as we speak.... it is Washington... oh, and blackmail, don't forget that....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (ffWPP)

196 I don't think which victim should be believed should depend on genitalia. How is Lisa determining whether it is A or B by some means other than sexism?
Posted by: Rather Not at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (oPogG)


Men lie about all sorts of things, and when they go nuts, their psychoses take all sorts of manifestations. They think they're Napoleon, or that the CIA is controlling them through their fillings, things like that.

When women lie, or go nuts, it seems (in my admittedly limited but not nonzero experience) invariably to take on a sexual angle.

For that reason, I'm defaulting to skepticism about any sexual allegations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (vnpiz)

197 182 And still, Kavanaugh will be on the court.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (fA1SL)


As my math teacher said, I love the conclusion now show your work.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:08 PM (/9p9e)

198 I'm pretty sure the reason Mitch can't control his gibbering buffoon of a caucus because they know where all of his skeletons are buried. 

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 05:04 PM (kT3/m)

The real reason is that if two Republican Senators do cross, you get Majority Leader Schumer. McConnell can provide a lot of gravy... but the big money is clearly on the Democrat side.

I appreciate that McConnell has a huge row to hoe, but that sympathy is tempered because of his own role in emasculating his own caucus.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (Mgabo)

199 someone socked him in the sunday food thread.
#neverscallops

lol

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (1YQLC)

200 143 Ya know, these newbie states .... maybe we should release them back to the wild....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (ffWPP)

====

And most of us would like to go. She would be no one if we had to make it on our own.

Posted by: jc at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (iRJ+A)

201 Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (lwiT4)

Hey, don't worry. :^) I've spent of lot of time flapping my gums at him Then I realize he doesn't get the Soros money and doesn't get a rise out of me and gets annoyed if I don't bother, It's rather fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)

202 151 So Lisa and Flakey sit it out and we have 52?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:02 PM (ujg0T)

If they just sit it out, i.e. vote present, its not as bad. But if they pull their normal shit and vote with the Dems two cross-overs makes it 52/48 we still win.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (mpXpK)

203 Well, off to Thing 1's baseball game. Weather looks bad - we'll see what happens.

Later! Don't have fun till I get back.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (lwiT4)

204 I'm a paid troll cuz I predicted everything that happened.

....

All hail #nostraskankles.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (CZWkx)

205 Second look at repealing the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (TN1P5)

And the 17th...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (wYseH)

206 This is a prelude to approval.
Now their down to politicking for stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (0tfLf)

207 I wouldn't bet on any Dems except maybe Manchin. He's the only one that still has hope of retaining his seat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

208 205 Second look at repealing the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (TN1P5)

And the 17th...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (wYseH)


16th for the hat trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (/9p9e)

209 I apologize to Alaskan voters, I forgot about the Joe Miller deal too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (jUVms)

210 >>170 Palin warned us about Moocow.

We don't listen to Deplorables.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (r9UYA)

211 If Murkowski is a no, I had this very wrong. I pegged Flake, Sasse, and possibly Collins as the traitors. I didn't think Murk would bow to Julia in a state where women make up only 42% of the population (and most will vote for the Democrat).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (SN4NF)


Seriously, what is the whip count now, gaming out if Muzgluteski is in or out?

Pence to break the tie?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:07 PM (/9p9e)

---------------

Without Trump state Dem crossovers, looks like it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (I16G8)

212 So, Pence for the tiebreaker or do we steal Man's-Chin and maybe Sheiss-Cramps?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:54 PM


Even today at the UN, Trump is selling WV coal.

There's an IOU in there somewhere. Better be.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (URwyc)

213 207 I wouldn't bet on any Dems except maybe Manchin. He's the only one that still has hope of retaining his seat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (yQpMk)


Sheisskopf Heidtkamp? Possible?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

214 If a woman says "We" she means- YOU, ASSHOLE.
If a woman says " in a place " - she is in her emotionally-charged, crazy-ass Red Zone and about one sentence away from flinging wild accusations at EVERYBODY.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (CZWkx)


And God help you if she starts talking about "her body," or "bringing something into her life." RUN!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (vnpiz)

215 Murkowski is flat-out lying. She does not think "victims should be believed," because she's not a retarded person. She's lying. And she's a worthless lefty scrunt. Fuck her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (HiLJ1)

216 Time for some seasonal music

https://youtu.be/_UbGtjnluyY

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (BjF7B)

217 Murkowski (D)

Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (uEbPt)

218 I'm a paid troll cuz I predicted everything that
happened. Sure why not. That's like the race card, when you have no
argument call your opponent racist or a troll or a Russian bot.



It is so cliche.



Kav was dead 10 days ago. I said Murkie would be a no and Flake
would be a no. Took 10 days but some of you are finally waking up.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (/bve2)

You are a troll because you spout falsehoods to rile people up.


Flake is not a no and Murk will only be if she doesn't value her seat. She may think 2022 is a lifetime away but its not, Trump has a long memory and is way more popular in Alaska than Murkowski is.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (qpJwS)

219 206 This is a prelude to approval.
Now their down to politicking for stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (0tfLf)

You understand Washington...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (ffWPP)

220 Why do you people keep doubting me?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/bve2)

Because you make your points so unpleasantly, and over and over and over...

Like a troll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (wYseH)

221 142 Why do you people keep doubting me?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (/bve2)

It's not so much that we doubt you. It's more that we think you're a jerk.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (lwiT4)


Plenty of folks think I'm a jerk too. And that's fine.

But #kankles was right - and caught much shit when he said it.

Surprise - Surprise ... he enjoys a good I Told You So.

Go figure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (DUqif)

222 "It is about whether or not a woman who has been a victim at some point in her life is to be believed."

That statement assumes belief, to begin with. The second part is superfluous and redundant. Par for the course for Murkowski.

I like her specificity, though ... "at some point in her life". Nice.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (VE0m1)

223 35
McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.

I hope the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (/9p9e)


Promising her the next cushy committee position where she can screw us over.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (zRwJ/)

224 I'm a paid troll cuz I predicted everything that happened. Sure why not.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM



Says the guy who a few months ago was crying "the NRA is going broke ! the NRA is going broke!"

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (786Ro)

225 How come we still don't know the name of the therapist she went to?

And don't give me that bullshit about client-patient confidentiality-- that shit was waived the second she let someone else review her notes.

I think it's pretty fucking relevant what type of "medical treatment" this doctor specializes in, don't you?

For all we know, it's a hypnotherapist with a 2-year certificate from Midvale Online.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (TN1P5)

226 It is pretty clear to me that Prof. Ford IS a victim. And Kavanaugh is NOT the perp.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (3HNOQ)

227 But #kankles was right


When?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

228 I remember my ex saying something once about how she "always believes the woman, cause we gotta stick together" or something dumb like that. I didn't say anything at the moment, but filed it away.

A couple of months later her best friend came to suspect her boyfriend was stepping out, and he denied it. He totally did it - the guy was an obvious scumbag, and there was plenty of evidence to affirm her suspicions.

As my ex was telling me about it, I stopped her and told her "Forget it, I believe 'Bill.'"

She was flummoxed and asked "What? How can you believe that bastard, this and that happened, blah blah blah..."

"I always believe the man, we gotta stick together."

She about lost her shit. Probably the maddest I ever made her, throwing that back in her face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

229 This is the apogee, the absolute culmination of that Title IX dumpster fire that started with the "Dear Colleague" letter. 250 years of the hard-fought-for-right to face and rebut your accuser's accusation through the process of evidence and facts, thrown out the window. It's now about feelings, not due process.

Posted by: Pancake at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (LPFcl)

230 are we back to slitting our wrists again?
I never even got to finish my champagne!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (dMvl+)

231 20
Might be me, but I am reading this statement way differently.....

They
way I am reading it is that she has zero issues about his
qualifications, but has reservations about ford and wants to hear what
she has to say.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (JUOKG)


I'm hoping that's the case. She can come out and say she believes the victim but say based on all the evidence (thereby sidestepping Ds questions about his qualifications - i.e., abortion ) she believes victim has a case of mistaken identity.


Don't know how that really helps her. But if that's what it takes to get to the yes vote, I don't care.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (q1VoB)

232 213 207 I wouldn't bet on any Dems except maybe Manchin. He's the only one that still has hope of retaining his seat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (yQpMk)


Sheisskopf Heidtkamp? Possible?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

Joe Donnelly... the consequences for him voting no would be... severe...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (ffWPP)

233 223 35
McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.

I hope the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (/9p9e)


Promising her the next cushy committee position where she can screw us over.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (zRwJ/)

All things considered, and it's a tragedy that our government is this way, but SCOTUS is crucial to take away from the Left. I''ll take that trade off.

For now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (/9p9e)

234 So, the accuser, who is contradicted by EVERYONE SHE says was at the party, must be believed, because... Woman and because she SAYS she is a victim.


Thus, rule of law, evidence, truth, don't matter... we are no longer a Nation with the Rule of Law, but now of the Rule of Man.


As she clearly does NOT agree with the Constitution, she should resign.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (NgKpN)

235 Dems will not cross over to save this nominee. How many times do you need to see this movie? Reminds me of Dick Morris and all his OCare is Dead prognostications.

We don't need Moocow, but we need everyone else including Pence.

Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (uEbPt)

236 She about lost her shit. Probably the maddest I ever made her, throwing that back in her face.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

that's funny

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (dMvl+)

237 54 She wants something. Give it to her, Mitch. Next year there will be 58 Republican Senators and you can screw her to the wall

Well, if I didn't have an upset stomach before . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (N1ZXu)

238 205 Second look at repealing the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 04:49 PM (TN1P5)

And the 17th...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (wYseH)


Don't forget the 24th, the "FSA gets to vote on how to spend tax money to which they did not contribute" amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (vnpiz)

239 But #kankles was right - and caught much shit when he said it.



Surprise - Surprise ... he enjoys a good I Told You So.



Go figure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (DUqif)

Right about what? Murk may be a no or she may not be. In any case, she has not said.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (qpJwS)

240 And don't give me that bullshit about client-patient confidentiality-- that shit was waived the second she let someone else review her notes.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (TN1P5)


Besides, BarkyCare totally did away with the notion of any confidentiality between doctor and patient. Second opinions got trashed, too.

Thank the Lord the GOP couldn't find it in themselves to do away with the national socialization of medical insurance and care. What would we do without them?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (VE0m1)

241 232 213 207 I wouldn't bet on any Dems except maybe Manchin. He's the only one that still has hope of retaining his seat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (yQpMk)


Sheisskopf Heidtkamp? Possible?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

Joe Donnelly... the consequences for him voting no would be... severe...
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (ffWPP)


The other good news in this is if some of the D's make the difference in confirming Kavanaugh, the Maoists are going to go apeshit and it will be open Democrat civil war.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (/9p9e)

242 I remember there was a certain commenter who swore up and down that he will "eat his hat", post pics of such, if Trump won. He never did eat his hat. I was severely disappointed.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (bUjCl)

243 Time for some seasonal music

https://youtu.be/_UbGtjnluyY

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JAzTnsSgs2s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)

244
"I always believe the man, we gotta stick together."

LOL

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (CZWkx)

245 Joe Donnelly... the consequences for him voting no would be... severe...


Does he have a chance regardless? Doug Jones will be a no because he's doomed no matter what. Best to stay in good with the commies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

246 Cocaine Mitch and Cornyn better be whipping her vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)
.................

while she's hanging from the basement ceiling in a Chinese basket ball gagged and blind folded.

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (gg7dk)

247 McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.



I hope the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (/9p9e)


Calls her in the office, lays down a big white line, snorts it up like a hog and then gets down to business.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

248 230 are we back to slitting our wrists again?
I never even got to finish my champagne!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (dMvl+)

Apparently... I don't get it... I passed out the Zoloft earlier... no need for the Debbie Downer nonsense...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:15 PM (ffWPP)

249 233 223 35
McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.

I hope the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:52 PM (/9p9e)


Promising her the next cushy committee position where she can screw us over.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (zRwJ/)

All things considered, and it's a tragedy that our government is this way, but SCOTUS is crucial to take away from the Left. I''ll take that trade off.

For now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (/9p9e)




Yeah I know. It's just bullshit that it is likely the way it's playing out rather than telling her that if she doesn't vote to confirm she gets dumped down to the lowest seniority position below even the freshmen senators.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (zRwJ/)

250 Looking at from Murk's point of view - she doesn't need to signal anything other than she's keeping an open mind for Thursday's hearing. She has a transactional relationship with the GOP. She will get her pound of flesh to dole out to her constitutents. She has a family legacy to uphold and to think of for the future. She won't jeapordize that to appease some feminists in a state that is mostly men. All she wants is federal dollars to spread around.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (sX1BW)

251 228

She about lost her shit. Probably the maddest I ever made her, throwing that back in her face.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (AzW6q)


Gee-Nee-Uss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (/9p9e)

252 OK, which four GOPee people will flake on us? Jeffy Flake of course, Moocowski, Collins, Sassy?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

253 "Flake is not a no and Murk will only be if she doesn't value her seat. She may think 2022 is a lifetime away but its not, Trump has a long memory and is way more popular in Alaska than Murkowski is.
Posted by: redbanzai"


Agreed. I read Murk's full comments and they don't seem as bad as portrayed here. They came off to me more as wishy washy "let's see what happens" politician speak. I don't get that she is ano from these comments. She is obviously giving herself wiggle room in the unlikely event Ford testifies and is convincing while Kav craps the bed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (OD2ni)

254 https://youtu.be/Zu4xpDuf84A?t=12s

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (wYseH)

255 are we back to slitting our wrists again?

I never even got to finish my champagne!

....

"take these three blue pills, they'll take the edge off."
#cos

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (CZWkx)

256 Remember when Murkowski was primaried and the challenger won and the Chamber of Commerce GOP backed her as an independent candidate?

Yeah, neither does any of the GOPe.

The GOPe must go.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (wFDuq)

257 Weird. I'd have thought it was about getting to the truth. Guess I'm old fashioned.

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2018 05:17 PM (6Krd7)

258 "It is about whether or not a woman who has been a victim at some point in her life is to be believed."

Woman who has been a victim at some point in her life: I invented time travel.

What say you, Mercowski?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 05:17 PM (5jVnA)

259 256 Remember when Murkowski was primaried and the challenger won and the Chamber of Commerce GOP backed her as an independent candidate?

Yeah, neither does any of the GOPe.

The GOPe must go.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (wFDuq)


His name is Joe Miller. And he was a good guy. That was one incident among many that opened my eyes to the GOP-e.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:17 PM (/9p9e)

260 Alaska's gonna get five of those huge bridges that get used once a week and an airport for one guy with a plane.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 05:17 PM (xPl2J)

261 Weird. I'd have thought it was about getting to the truth.

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2018 05:17 PM (6Krd7)


You can't handle the truth!!

I will let you pet it a few times, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (VE0m1)

262 Meh, we'll just see what we see.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (58Au8)

263 "take these three blue pills, they'll take the edge off."
#cos
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (CZWkx)

they're herbal, right?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (dMvl+)

264 OK, which four GOPee people will flake on us? Jeffy Flake of course, Moocowski, Collins, Sassy?

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I'll call my shot now and say they will all vote to confirm.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (sX1BW)

265 On my behalf I've never voted for that scrunt.

Posted by: Bosk at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (fjMEv)

266
*Makes venn diagram with ScoogDog and neverskankles overlapping.*

Posted by: The Math Guy at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (URwyc)

267 "It would sure clear up all the questions, wouldn't it?" she said.

You might not like their answers. Actually, you've already heard their answers but have pretended not to.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (Z1eux)

268 holy crap, NDB sighting!

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (CZWkx)

269 Apologies to Vic, but I think the current makeup of the Senate is 51 Republicans, 47 Democrats, and 2 "Independents" who always vote D, so 51-49. Mitch can only lose 1 to force a Pence tie-breaking vote.

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (ZD+J8)

270

I hope that ice cream truck guy who diddled me when I was 6 is happy now...

Posted by: Coz and Effect at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (5LFjM)

271 "252 OK, which four GOPee people will flake on us? Jeffy Flake of course, Moocowski, Collins, Sassy?
Posted by: Curmudgeon"


Sasse is definitely a yes. The National Review crowd loves Kav and Sassy craves their accolades. I think Flake is safe for the same reason. Also, Collins does seem very pissed at DiFi for this underhanded BS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

272 I hate the hive mind and like challenging opinions, but even I'm getting tired of The Skank's #neverending stream of shit.

Seems less than a few months away from a ban now. Seen this shit so many times before.

Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (uEbPt)

273 254 https://youtu.be/Zu4xpDuf84A?t=12s
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:16 PM (wYseH)


RUN AWAY!!!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (/9p9e)

274
She about lost her shit. Probably the maddest I ever made her, throwing that back in her face.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (AzW6q)


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I've never understood this and am seeing it more and more, especially as a racial thing. And it puzzles the heck out of me how the same people can be confused when white people begin flirting with the idea of doing what's best for their family and best for their children, too, because that is somehow racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (PRfdc)

275 on the positive side I'm sure this is red-pilling many men to women's nature who otherwise would not have been.

Posted by: x at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (nFwvY)

276 226 It is pretty clear to me that Prof. Ford IS a victim. And Kavanaugh is NOT the perp.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 05:12 PM (3HNOQ)

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Huh? Are you saying Ford was used by the dems?

She was a slut in high school and not credible. She's no victim. She should be sued.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (jUVms)

277 Another bridge to Gravina Island in the works?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

278 That Ramirez woman is not going to testify; this Ford woman is not going to show up on Thursday. So what is the point of senate GOP waiting around looking like dicks and fools?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

279 264 OK, which four GOPee people will flake on us? Jeffy Flake of course, Moocowski, Collins, Sassy?

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I'll call my shot now and say they will all vote to confirm.
Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (sX1BW)


Corker himself let the cat out of the bag that he'll be confirmed by Saturday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (/9p9e)

280 Corker is a Yes, shockingly early.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

281 I see this proclamation about believing victims as a good thing. Ford is down. They need a graceful exit from this cluster. This is it. They've done their job, now they can move on.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (bUjCl)

282 >>McConnell is probably one on one with her laying out the bribe money or the baseball bat.



I hope the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Alaskans only understand the fish bat.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (r9UYA)

283 269 Apologies to Vic, but I think the current makeup of the Senate is 51 Republicans, 47 Democrats, and 2 "Independents" who always vote D, so 51-49. Mitch can only lose 1 to force a Pence tie-breaking vote.
Posted by: jayhawkone at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (ZD+J
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He can lose two if they only abstain instead of vote no.

Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (G0vdT)

284 Should be 1 or 2 red state Dems crossing over.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 05:20 PM (oZ6kz)

285 Lookit, #neverscunthorpe. It's not being always wrong that makes people hate you. It's not being right and negative that makes people hate you. It's not disagreeing with people that makes people hate you. It's:

Constantly misrepresenting the positions of others

Being abusive toward others, accusing them of delusion, shilldom, stupidity

Constant passive-aggression and sarcasm

Constant minor lies of the following kinds:
- pre-lies of certainty (claiming something which might be the case in future *IS* the case, than claiming victory in cases where it becomes). The lie is not the result, you asshat. It's the certainty. You claiming that something is certain when it is not, regardless whether it comes to pass, is a lie, because the certainty is usually on false grounds, bringing me to...

-Misrepresentation. Constant CNN-level "interpretation" of remarks or hearsay of hearsay, which also brings me to...

-Deliberate(?) obfuscation of sources to score cheap credibility points. "The new Fox poll says" - "really? No it isn't." - "I MEAN THE POLL THAT FOX IS REPORTING ON, WHICH ISN'T A FOX POLL, YOU'RE LYING.

-Coincidentally, you also lie on other matters, casually. "I'm leaving", said you.

I very much doubt you're paid. I do, however, believe that your whine theater episodes are your way of self-BDSM-humiliation-infliction emotional jerking off. Your way to beat the meat about how much more superior you are than everyone because you're more truthful about how boned we are, and incidentally getting off on how miserable you convince yourself you are. You're a sick fuck with an exhibition fetish.

In short, get the fuck out.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:20 PM (HtLSE)

286 Joe Miller would be a solid yes. Thanks Mitch.

Posted by: DanMan at September 25, 2018 05:20 PM (QMG5F)

287 "But #kankles was right - and caught much shit when he said it."

Kankles guaranteed Kavanaugh was withdrawing a week ago.

Kankles wasn't right. He was wrong.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 25, 2018 05:20 PM (LZ+/0)

288 So what is the point of senate GOP waiting around looking like dicks and fools?


You have to schedule a meeting of the committee, or force the nomination out with a discharge petition. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (yQpMk)

289 That Ramirez woman is not going to testify; this Ford woman is not going to show up on Thursday. So what is the point of senate GOP waiting around looking like dicks and fools?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM



Tru dat. They can easily look like dicks and fools without a hearing.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (786Ro)

290 McConnell has grown a brass pair, and is clanking them around.... a sure indication that the votes are in the bag.... this is self- evident stuff....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (ffWPP)

291 So weird.

Gaslighting the whole country.

Preparation for some really really abnormal stuff to occur.

Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (2sCRa)

292 The hearing is scheduled so nothing was going to happen until Thursday - so why would we expect Flake, Collins or Murk to signal they are voting yes before then. Makes no sense. If they were that sure of a yes, they would have told Mitch not to have the hearing.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (sX1BW)

293 remind me again, Piglet...

what day is it, exactly, when we burn this motherfucker to the ground?

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (rjbMC)

294 Any word on where the host for 'Who's Inside My Wife?' has decided to cast his lot?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (BRpqW)

295 Her price: Nome gets a Trump Tower.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (xPl2J)

296 shit, that 54/46 number was for the wrong Senate. Since McShitty was replaced the current count is 51/47. So if MooKow and Flakey cross over the vote goes to 49/49, tie which Pence will break. If they get one more DIABLO they win. Only takes three.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (mpXpK)

297 Trump Addresses U.N. General Assembly: We Choose "Independence" Over "Global Governance"

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He's a radical, I tells ya!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

298 this whole "women gotta stick together" shtick is such a scam

Back in 2008, when the DNC stole Hillary 's primary to give to Obama, a bunch of Hilkary voters walked away(the PUMAs, I was one)

One of them, Amy Siskind, started The New Agenda, to support women regardless of party.

Until a few weeks later Palin was selected, and The New Agenda was all like, except THAT woman, of course

Dems do the same to blacks of course

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (dMvl+)

299 And yesterday Rosenstein was on his way to the White House to be fired...


Wait for the vote to commit Sepaku folks.


It ain't over till the fat lady votes...

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (NgKpN)

300 Relax, Ya'll. Coke Bear is on our side!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (Z9C5C)

301 You guys have skanks beating his meat raw. You don't argue with a troll, you ignore them. You attention, even negative attention, is their objective.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

302
Kavanaugh's interview on Fox was rated #1 on cable news last night with 3.6 million viewers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (TAmPV)

303 >>> I don't know how Rush did it but he gave a very measured yet emotional plea to this slag and Collins about doing the right thing and voting for Kavanaugh. He even admitted in his own way that it would probably fall on deaf ears. And yet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 04:51 PM (/9p9e)


And yet, she persisted JJ.

All the masks are getting ripped away in the Trump era! Hopefully it gets Alaskans to wake up and vote their nepotistic, entitled scrunt of a senator out when her time comes. 2020 is it?

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (hvf9s)

304 Murkinski is corrupt to the core. There is nothing sincere about anything she says.

These are things she is saying to extract promises of more pork barrel spending for Alaska and her cronies out of McConnell.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (vcOmj)

305 "You're such a pain,
probably think this thread is about you"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (BjF7B)

306 It is pretty clear to me that Prof. Ford IS a victim... of the kuru.


minor edit

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (gg7dk)

307 The Ramirez thing is over. Grassley's letter today takes care of that. Pretty much said she is afraid to testify under penalty of perjury. Also told DiFi to go jump in a lake.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (OD2ni)

308 MSNBC Analyst: Trump Endangers "Literally Every Inhabitant Of The Planet Earth"

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You said it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)

309 215 Murkowski is flat-out lying. She does not think "victims should be believed," because she's not a retarded person. She's lying....
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 25, 2018 05:11 PM (HiLJ1)

This actually makes me feel better.c

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (Astxw)

310 Want to get Lisa's attention?

Threaten to take away the opening of the Anwar oil field, that she blackmailed for and got in the budget vote last year.



She would be toast to her owners in Alaska in a nanosecond.


Follow the damned money!



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (UsCnO)

311 Another bridge to Gravina Island in the works?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)


I think a road in the middle of nowhere in ALaska is a better deal for them. Every summer it will need major work to fix the frost heaves so it provides graft and payoff opportunities perenially. Bridges are more like corruption annuals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (VE0m1)

312 Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:20 PM (HtLSE)

You just made his day. That's what we're dealing with.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (7oPmA)

313 "From the NYT"

Hmmm. I'm suspect that this might not be all that true.

Posted by: Bosk at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (fjMEv)

314 OK I know Lisa's a crack-ho, and that's where all the coke references come from.

What's the "Bear" part of "Coke Bear" about?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

315 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (mpXpK)


that's if no Dems at all cross...


All bets are off right now as a number of them are in very tightly fought races...

And a NO vote will really piss off a lot of Moderates.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

316 245 Joe Donnelly... the consequences for him voting no would be... severe...
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Does he have a chance regardless? Doug Jones will be a no because he's doomed no matter what. Best to stay in good with the commies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:14 PM (yQpMk)


AnecData ... Nobody gives a shit about either guy here in SE IN. This race will break in the last week - who knows which way.

Kavs interview played about how I thought here. Men think he looked like a pussy ... except for the Evangelicals. Women were mostly sympathetic - with some obvious vocal reservations that they were glad that wasn't THEIR hubby.

And quite a few "Where there's smoke - there's fire" comments.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (DUqif)

317 Murkinski is corrupt to the core. There is nothing sincere about anything she says.

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Right now that is a positive. At least you always know where you stand with her. And for her it is more pork. Pay her - who cares? We are beyond any spending controls in this country.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:24 PM (sX1BW)

318
You all realize that Trump doesn't really have to appear before the UN and promote WV coal?

He's learning fast. Exponentially.

The RINO's are going down.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 05:24 PM (URwyc)

319 296 shit, that 54/46 number was for the wrong Senate. Since McShitty was replaced the current count is 51/47. So if MooKow and Flakey cross over the vote goes to 49/49, tie which Pence will break. If they get one more DIABLO they win. Only takes three.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:22 PM (mpXpK)



OK, thanks for the clarification.

The four RINOs we fear are Collins, Flakey, Mookowski, and Sassy.

Of those, three are solid yesses at this point?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:24 PM (ujg0T)

320 This vote is fucking valuable! I'm not just giving it away!

Posted by: Li$a Murkow$ki at September 25, 2018 05:24 PM (XcgmW)

321 Kankles wasn't right. He was wrong.
He/she has an ongoing Paul Krugman-esque self-confirmation bias thingy. As long as you're delusional enough about reinterpreting what other people say *and yourself*, and only remembering your own prognosticaions that *were* right, it's possible to be always right.

...in the nuthouse.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (HtLSE)

322 Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopoed making them in store anyway.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/308485/

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)

323
"From the NYT"



Hmmm. I'm suspect that this might not be all that true.

Posted by: Bosk at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (fjMEv)


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Hopefully people are sending those links to the NYT's "tell us about fake news" site.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (PRfdc)

324 116 my mom is in alaska.
text'd me from wasilla yesterday.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (1YQLC)

Sounds like the beginning of a song.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (1g7qm)

325 If you want to chew on Stevens and pork barrel, always remember he got government money to buy for a university in Alaska a super computer to help study the feasibility of turning the Northern Lights into electricity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (BjF7B)

326 "The hearing is scheduled so nothing was going to happen until Thursday - so why would we expect Flake, Collins or Murk to signal they are voting yes before then. Makes no sense. If they were that sure of a yes, they would have told Mitch not to have the hearing.
Posted by: SH"


Exactly. I have to say that Lindsay Graham has been very forceful and very good calling out the Dems BS. Credit where its due. I guess he and Kav are probably friends from impeachment days.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (OD2ni)

327 Someone should send Murkowski a Starbucks gift card.

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (df+Zi)

328 The four RINOs we fear are Collins, Flakey, Mookowski, and Sassy.



Of those, three are solid yesses at this point?

Posted by: Curmudgeon


Is Corker a solid yes? Doesn't matter, really, I still hate him and his little-man kazoo voice.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

329 308
MSNBC Analyst: Trump Endangers "Literally Every Inhabitant Of The Planet Earth"



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You said it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)

That would be ex-GOPer, Steve Schmidt.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (5jVnA)

330 324 116 my mom is in alaska.
text'd me from wasilla yesterday.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 04:59 PM (1YQLC)

Sounds like the beginning of a song.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (1g7qm)

Like " the perfect country western song"......

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (ffWPP)

331 On The Hill's story reporting that, according to Avenatti, he was not pranked by 4chan: Why should we believe Avenatti on that?

Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (IIoSq)

332 Four billable days and nights = $98,000. Sweet!

Posted by: Mike Bromwich, E$q. at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (XcgmW)

333 Current Senate makeup is 54/46, they need 5 to cross over so they need 4 more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:01 PM (mpXpK)

When did we pick up three senators?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (wYseH)

334 You just made his day. That's what we're dealing with.

In a way. I felt like pointing out that bad faith ain't just something in Mecca, though.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (HtLSE)

335 Kavs interview played about how I thought here. Men think he looked like a pussy ... except for the Evangelicals. Women were mostly sympathetic - with some obvious vocal reservations that they were glad that wasn't THEIR hubby.

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It was clearly meant to get the wife in front of the camera - which you couldn't have done without Kav being there. Its not what I would have done. Surprised so many people watched it - but I still have my doubts it moved anyone's opinion. At this point, all that matters is Thursday. If I was on Team Kav, I would be prepping him to give a better performance should he have to testify.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (sX1BW)

336 Kavs interview played about how I thought here. Men think he looked like a pussy ... except for the Evangelicals. Women were mostly sympathetic - with some obvious vocal reservations that they were glad that wasn't THEIR hubby.

And quite a few "Where there's smoke - there's fire" comments.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (DUqif)


He ate Humble pie to look like a pussy...

Not a Predator as the allegations against him are.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (NgKpN)

337 Read hints Ford was a party girl but nothing concrete. Leftist who went the distance in degrees in universities and never left it?

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (T4oHT)

338 330.
I was drunk the day my mom
Got out of prison......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (fA1SL)

339 >>>I hope that ice cream truck guy who diddled me when I was 6 is happy now...

I'm sure he has good humor.

Posted by: wooga at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (3s5Dr)

340 The real reason is that if two Republican Senators
do cross, you get Majority Leader Schumer. McConnell can provide a lot
of gravy... but the big money is clearly on the Democrat side.




Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 05:09 PM (Mgabo)


Yeah. I can see that applying here. Mitch is like: "hey, we ALL took a hit with Garland (from the D voting public in your _____ state), so, so much for your "moderate" stance back home come next election. Now you want to piss of the Rs of your state and be in the minority? Exactly how is this going to work - knowing the Ds continue to slide left - so you've got no left flank to somewhat buttress your middle of the road walk?"

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 05:27 PM (q1VoB)

341 Murk is a merc'....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (ffWPP)


Many politicians are. Its the nature of th beast. The trick is knowing what motivates that one.

*Note: Most of the GOP senators are not like the usual suspects. We rarely hear about them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (0QYMt)

342 CBD...

I never figured you to be a Helen Reddy fan.

Motown is more my thang.

But hey, to each his own.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (EKYdb)

343 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (ffWPP)

344 On The Hill's story reporting that, according to Avenatti, he was not pranked by 4chan: Why should we believe Avenatti on that?
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (IIoSq)

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4chan is anonymous. Avenatti is a MAN. 4chan poster could be a woman.

I believe 4chan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (AzW6q)

345
Trump: "West Virginia coal. Sad. So dirty. So very dirty. Don't know why we should let it be sold."

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (URwyc)

346 322 Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopoed making them in store anyway.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/308485/
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)


A couple of days ago, I stopped in for 2 old fashioneds and had to wait while they nuked them to defrost.

Nevermore. Nevermore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (/9p9e)

347 So, we're libe 41 hours from this all being over.

Either she testifies or she doesn't.

All Dems are no votes regardless.

If she doesn't show, none of the GOP squishes have any cover to vote no.

If she does, the cross examination will not give any GOP cover either.

The GOP squishes are voting yes.

The only reason they are holding out is to head off the wrath of the left.
Better to have them pissed at 51 Republicans all at once instead of just you.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (TN1P5)

348 322 Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopoed making them in store anyway.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/308485/
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)
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Yeah, and IHOP was going to change their name to IHOB.

Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (G0vdT)

349 Lisa has her Native, 20 percent of population bffs telling her to vote no. She responded ambiguously. So, who knows?

Posted by: Ever at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (OLS0m)

350 278
That Ramirez woman is not going to testify; this Ford woman is not going
to show up on Thursday. So what is the point of senate GOP waiting
around looking like dicks and fools?


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:19 PM (a0IVu)


We tried to give voice to the victim. Let's vote. Hello Justice Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (q1VoB)

351 344. But there are no girls online. This is known.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (fA1SL)

352 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????


Shut down by order of the Politburo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

353


"I am cock-whore hear me bitch,
I want a big fat bribe from Mitch..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (/9p9e)

354 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (ffWPP)


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We wouldn't have gotten tax cuts that will expire!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (PRfdc)

355 Dem congressman Polis who is running for Gov in Colorado, has a police report from 1999.

He prevented a female employee from leaving his ofc after she quit. He then pushed her and she bruised from it.

She got a protection order.

He must resign, right?

https://tinyurl.com/yclufmat

Posted by: Ha at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (MAstk)

356 I knew this nomination was in trouble when Kav opened up the hearing by asking the Committee, ""Is it just me, or does it smell like sex in here?" and mashing his flaccid penis on the microphone.

Posted by: Concerned Republican For Concern at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (c6UIl)

357 MSNBC Analyst: Trump Endangers "Literally Every Inhabitant Of The Planet Earth"

Good. The earth is overcrowded anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (vnpiz)

358 The hearing is scheduled so nothing was going to happen until Thursday - so why would we expect Flake, Collins or Murk to signal they are voting yes before then. Makes no sense. If they were that sure of a yes, they would have told Mitch not to have the hearing.
Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:21 PM (sX1BW)

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This is simple. If he knows he has the votes, the vote goes forward. If he pulls the vote, he doesn't.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (I16G8)

359 The real reason is that if two Republican Senators
do cross, you get Majority Leader Schumer. McConnell can provide a lot
of gravy... but the big money is clearly on the Democrat side.

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Scraps from Schumer is nothing compared to having McConnell beheld to you for your remaining Seantorial career.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (sX1BW)

360 Of those, three are solid yesses at this point?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:24 PM

Collins seems a likely yes, the way she's been signaling. Sasse is radio silent. Flake acts like he is leaning yes but he loves to back-stab, and he's looking for a gig at CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (SN4NF)

361 >>> Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopoed making them in store anyway.

Oh that reminds me. Did IHOP actually change their name to IHOB, either for burgers or breakfast, I don't remember? Or was that just a silly, temporary marketing stunt to get publicity about the fact they make burgers now?

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (hvf9s)

362 Dunkin coffee is disgusting

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (dMvl+)

363 343 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (ffWPP)

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More comments?

Less?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (EKYdb)

364 299 And yesterday Rosenstein was on his way to the White House to be fired...


Wait for the vote to commit Sepaku folks.


It ain't over till the fat lady votes...
Posted by: Don Q



This. Relax. None of this is over. All this going on now is posturing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (Mbheu)

365 On The Hill's story reporting that, according to Avenatti, he was not pranked by 4chan: Why should we believe Avenatti on that?
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (IIoSq)

I've changed my mind and now lean that the trolls story was made up solely based on his description 'my stripper girlfriend '. In my experience, boyfriend's refer to their girlfriends who strip as 'dancers' .

On the other hand he could have done this but just lied about the stripper being his girlfriend.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (7oPmA)

366 Oh that reminds me. Did IHOP actually change their name to IHOB, either for burgers or breakfast, I don't remember? Or was that just a silly, temporary marketing stunt to get publicity about the fact they make burgers now?
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (hvf9s)

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Yes.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (EKYdb)

367 Lisa has her Native, 20 percent of population bffs telling her to vote no. She responded ambiguously. So, who knows?

-
It's a horse's ass race!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (+y/Ru)

368 Lisa has her Native, 20 percent of population bffs telling her to vote no. She responded ambiguously. So, who knows?

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Give them a couple extra seal hunts. Pissing off PETA is just a bonus.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (sX1BW)

369 Kavs interview played about how I thought here. Men think he looked like a pussy ... except for the Evangelicals. Women were mostly sympathetic - with some obvious vocal reservations that they were glad that wasn't THEIR hubby.

Did you only interview the Evangelicals? How did the Lutheran Missouri Synod men feel. How about Roman Catholics?. How about the local snake handlers?. Did the Methodists weigh in?. I think you should go back and do an exhaustive study based just not on the five people you work with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (AllCR)

370 Is Corker a solid yes? Doesn't matter, really, I still hate him and his little-man kazoo voice.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)


I saw him quoted as saying Kavanaugh will be confirmed by the weekend. And agreed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (/9p9e)

371 WisRich, mindtwins!

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (hvf9s)

372 Murko just has a stronger version of what many Rs say. "Let's hear what she has to say." It's orchestrated bluff-calling. Ford will either not show up, or completely change her story.

Posted by: vrf at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (MwaUC)

373 Dunkin coffee is disgusting

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (dMvl+)


I have to disagree. Dunkin Donuts coffee is my favorite. It's the only coffee I make at home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (VE0m1)

374 I also think this is just Murky Murkowski mouthing some platitudes until this finishes playing out in a couple days. When Ford doesn't show she'll mouth some more while voting to confirm.

The other fake accusations have already circled back on the Dems in record time. They're not a factor.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (Dl9Eq)

375 343 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (ffWPP)


We wouldn't need AOS, we'd all be seeing each other daily...


In the camps...

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (NgKpN)

376 Welcome back my friends,
to the shit show that never ends...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (rjbMC)

377 352 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????

Shut down by order of the Politburo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

MoMes everyday at Hillary 's fun camps!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (dMvl+)

378 Kavs interview played about how I thought here. Men think he looked like a pussy ... except for the Evangelicals. Women were mostly sympathetic - with some obvious vocal reservations that they were glad that wasn't THEIR hubby.



I think a lot of women realized last night that this could be their SONS being raked over the coals with NO evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (L6lkG)

379 Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopped making them in store anyway.
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)

So their name now is just "Dunkin'"? That's stupid.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (MX7xj)

380 229
This is the apogee, the absolute culmination of that Title IX dumpster
fire that started with the "Dear Colleague" letter. 250 years of the
hard-fought-for-right to face and rebut your accuser's accusation
through the process of evidence and facts, thrown out the window. It's
now about feelings, not due process.

Posted by: Pancake at September 25, 2018 05:13 PM (LPFcl)

.... and somewhere in Europe, I stroke the long-haired white cat in my lap, it purrs, and I smile.

All is going according to plan.

Posted by: George Soros at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (UsCnO)

381 I knew the exceptional candidate that Murkowski pushed out of the way. I was very sad when that happened.

Murkowski is corrupt, and the desired choice of the corrupt part of Alaska. Sarah Palin fought so hard against them, and won some victories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (hyuyC)

382 Oh that reminds me. Did IHOP actually change their name to IHOB, either for burgers or breakfast, I don't remember? Or was that just a silly, temporary marketing stunt to get publicity about the fact they make burgers now?
Posted by: LizLem


Stunt. They've had the things for ages anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (AM1GF)

383 Fuck the Matriarchy! Burn the Matriarchy down!

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (k2d6x)

384 I prefer Krispy Kreme, but I think that chocolate filled that Dunkin Donuts has is really good. Pretty much just chocolate flavored lard icing inside a donut shell. Mmm.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (PRfdc)

385 There'd be moar kitteh videos nyah

https://youtu.be/mSBKZPNsK74

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (BjF7B)

386 This one time, in Hillary's fun camp...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (bUjCl)

387
Dunkin coffee is disgusting



Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (dMvl+)
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i disagree: Drunkin coffee is awesome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (rjbMC)

388 IHOP makes burgers? Who knew?

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (df+Zi)

389 MoMes everyday at Hillary 's fun camps!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (dMvl+)
Well, our Sunday fashion threads might be forced to feature Hillary's pant suit assemble.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (a0IVu)

390 Sarah Palin should have run for Senate.
The End.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (k2d6x)

391 379
Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopped making them in store anyway.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)



So their name now is just "Dunkin'"? That's stupid.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (MX7xj)

More money and bigger market focusing on coffee and drinks instead of donuts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (UsCnO)

392 Am I right that there is 30 hours for debate following the vote out of committee? Is that why Thursday was the scheduled date? Mitch was scheduling a Saturday night confirmation?

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (sX1BW)

393 368 Lisa has her Native, 20 percent of population bffs telling her to vote no. She responded ambiguously. So, who knows?

---------

Give them a couple extra seal hunts. Pissing off PETA is just a bonus.
Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (sX1BW)

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Good googly moogly, she makes me want to change my name.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (EKYdb)

394 388 IHOP makes burgers? Who knew?

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Hence the stunt and it worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (jUVms)

395 MSNBC Analyst: Trump Endangers "Literally Every Inhabitant Of The Planet Earth"


The Eugenic's enthusiasts at MSNBC should be thrilled with him then, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (Mbheu)

396 381 I knew the exceptional candidate that Murkowski pushed out of the way. I was very sad when that happened.

Murkowski is corrupt, and the desired choice of the corrupt part of Alaska. Sarah Palin fought so hard against them, and won some victories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (hyuyC)


Joe Miller. Seemed like a decent chap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (/9p9e)

397 Yeah, and IHOP was going to change their name to IHOB.

-
They were tired of the one legged waitress jokes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

398
OK, thanks for the clarification.



The four RINOs we fear are Collins, Flakey, Mookowski, and Sassy.



Of those, three are solid yesses at this point?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 25, 2018 05:24 PM (ujg0T)

Yes

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (qpJwS)

399 "I prefer Krispy Kreme, but I think that chocolate filled that Dunkin Donuts has is really good. Pretty much just chocolate flavored lard icing inside a donut shell. Mmm.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - "


I kick both you asses, eh.

Posted by: Tim Horton at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

400 *keep tally

that is :

I - Dunkin coffee is disgusting
II- Dunking coffee is awesome

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (bUjCl)

401
OK I know Lisa's a crack-ho, and that's where all the coke references come from.

What's the "Bear" part of "Coke Bear" about?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (AzW6q)





The Coke Bear meme was a bit of Horde fun back when she cheated her way into the Senate.

https://tinyurl.com/ycm3xyar

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (eXA4G)

402 Yeah,I don't think it is an exaggeration to say that Hillary might have closed down conservative websites altogether.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (mCMQ5)

403 If Murkowski is a no, I had this very wrong. I pegged Flake, Sasse, and possibly Collins as the traitors. I didn't think Murk would bow to Julia in a state where women make up only 42% of the population (and most will vote for the Democrat).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 05:06 PM (SN4NF)

It's the New York Times. The article is likely slanted to make Murkowski sound really iffy.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (Dd6qg)

404 They were tired of the one legged waitress jokes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

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lol

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (EKYdb)

405 351 344. But there are no girls online. This is known.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM



But Russian Brides Online website tells me are many many lovely girls available online. I am confused!

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (786Ro)

406 my mom is in alaska covered in gray gunk.
when she finally moves out we'll still remember the funk

Ohhhhh, Homer is a boner that can't be unseen...the dog is frozen to the porch again and I just can't keep it clean.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (r9UYA)

407 Now Krispy Kreme? THAT'S some bad in-store coffee. I haven't had a good cup since they decided to make a "brand" somewhere in the last couple of decades. Their white trash just-a-cup-of-coffee used to be pretty good back in the 90s when you'd stop in for a hot-now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (PRfdc)

408 >>> Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (ffWPP)

I was terrified a disheartened Ace would shut down the blog, I'm dead serious. Hillary winning in 2016 would have been a nightmare for so, so many reasons. I can't think too far down the rabbit hole on that one or my anxiety spikes.

What would the Horde equivalent of a pussyhat be, in case we felt, in Hillary's America, we had to march for our rights and had to have a maudlin display of histrionics to accompany it? *ponders*

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (hvf9s)

409 I have to disagree. Dunkin Donuts coffee is my favorite. It's the only coffee I make at home.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (VE0m1)

How do you stand the acridity?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (dMvl+)

410 Sarah Palin should have run for Senate.
The End.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (k2d6x)

In Arizona. She still can, has property there I believe.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (bUjCl)

411 Hell, a lot of people probably wish he wasn't their hubby, not just because every woman wants her husband to bone woman in the number off triple digits before he leaves college, of course but because it's SHOCKING! SHOCKING I tell you that a man would get choked up after all the abuse he's been through.

Either that or maybe people don't want him as their husband because they wouldn't want their daughters or themselves to be getting death and rape threats as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

412 Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

413 402 Yeah,I don't think it is an exaggeration to say that Hillary might have closed down conservative websites altogether.
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (mCMQ5)


Guaranteed. With Google and Twitter policing the internet, the HQ would have been shut down for hate speech.

And with Net Neutering, it would've been lights out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (/9p9e)

414 Who is dumber or more irritating? Murkowski or Juan Williams. Add Shep and Piss Wallace, and it's a throw up as who is the most irritating.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (DSD1V)

415 She is just doing what she always does when she finds herself as the swing vote. Making just enough noise about voting no to get paid to vote yes. She has some pet project she wants funded, and McConnell will make sure it gets funded. Once he commits to that, her doubts will miraculously vanish. She didn't get to be such a good pork barrel Senator by letting opportunities like this go to waste.

Posted by: Tex at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (Konze)

416 I want to know what the Eskimos think of Lisa Cowmerkin.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (gg7dk)

417 The Arianespace webcast has started. It's the 300th launch since the corporation was founded in 1980, and the 100th launch of the Ariane 5 rocket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3rBUie9Rlw

Launch is scheduled for 5:53 pm EDT. I'll have to say here and watch it at work, since there isn't enough time to get home and start up my computer.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (xjiRE)

418 I never figured you to be a Helen Reddy fan.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (EKYdb)



It may be in my top-ten worst songs list.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (wYseH)

419 Yeah,I don't think it is an exaggeration to say that Hillary might have closed down conservative websites altogether.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (mCMQ5)


Net neutrality was being geared up to bring to the whole internet, with the force of government, the same shit we currently see on Gurgle/FarceBook/Twatter.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (VE0m1)

420 Are these 'moderates' really just assholes who run a shakedown scam by constantly wanting to be bought off from their phony 'principles?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

421 412 Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)


Really? Awesome. And Reuters ain't exactly Breitbart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (/9p9e)

422 I take that back, the two independents who vote Democrat are not in that 47 number. This shit is bad. It is damn near impossible to find an accurate number for the makeup. Everyone is giving conflicting info.


So as near as I can see now it is 51 Republicans 47 Democrats and 2 assholes who claim to be independent but vote with Democrats 100%. And the 51 Republicans does include the McShitty replacement so just think how things could have gone if that asshole was still polluting our air.


so call it 51/49


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (mpXpK)

423 405. This is different, as SMR have different internet, and so the usual rules do not apply. We are to be trusted in all things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (fA1SL)

424 Dear Cocaine,
Do your job.

Thanks,
MAGA Party.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (k2d6x)

425 More money and bigger market focusing on coffee and drinks instead of donuts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (UsCnO)

Yeah, but Dunkin' what? Just Dunkin'? Just call it Coffee and Drinks. The word "Dunkin'" by itself just sounds dumb for some reason.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (MX7xj)

426 i did write two songs in the past, when i wanted to become a singer.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (1YQLC)

427 I knew there would be at least one crucial GOP turncoat before this was said and done. There had to be since Flake's vote would be negated by VP Pence.

Democratic voters don't stay up late at night worrying Democratic politicians will betray them. The one big advantage the Left has over us is that Leftist elected officials actually believe in the platforms and policies they espouse. We should be so lucky.

Posted by: troyriser at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (Um8ak)

428 Domino's did the same thing when they dropped "Pizza" from the name. Didn't actually make their shit taste better, though.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (oZ6kz)

429 Yes means No !!!

Posted by: toxic feminists at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (786Ro)

430 I knew the exceptional candidate that Murkowski pushed out of the way. I was very sad when that happened.



Murkowski is corrupt, and the desired choice of the corrupt part of
Alaska. Sarah Palin fought so hard against them, and won some victories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (hyuyC)





Joe Miller. Seemed like a decent chap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (/9p9e)

Joe Miller ran as a libertarian against her in 2016 and got almost 30% of the vote. Murk pisses Trump off, I guarantee still President Trump can pull Miller over the line come 2022.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (qpJwS)

431 266


*Makes venn diagram with ScoogDog and neverskankles overlapping.*

Posted by: The Math Guy at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (URwyc)

Hey! This is AoS!

Get that Math Guy out of here!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (UsCnO)

432 Are these 'moderates' really just assholes who run a shakedown scam by constantly wanting to be bought off from their phony 'principles?'

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Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (sX1BW)

433 383 Fuck the Matriarchy! Burn the Matriarchy down!
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM (k2d6x)


NOrmal Men Against Amazonian Mastery...



You thought we were joking about No'Maam?


Posted by: Al bundy, Prophet at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (NgKpN)

434 418 I never figured you to be a Helen Reddy fan.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 05:28 PM (EKYdb)

It may be in my top-ten worst songs list.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (wYseH)


Ah yes, the "Dive For the Dashboard" list. That would be a good palate cleanser thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (/9p9e)

435 Dunkin coffee is disgusting



Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (dMvl+)
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i disagree: Drunkin coffee is awesome!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:32 PM (rjbMC)

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Agreed with Red. An XL Hot Dark Roast from Dunkin is my go to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (I16G8)

436 I agree, we would be fighting for space upstream in happy camp

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (T4oHT)

437 Are these 'moderates' really just assholes who run a shakedown scam by constantly wanting to be bought off from their phony 'principles?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


I do believe you're starting to get the picture...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (AM1GF)

438
beignets > donuts

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)

439 On the other hand he could have done this but just lied about the stripper being his girlfriend.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (7oPmA)

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if xhe wants xis girlfriend to strip, xe peels off the liquid bandage, but that leaves the blisters exposed to room air and infection.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (rjbMC)

440 Who is dumber or more irritating? Murkowski or Juan Williams. Add Shep and Piss Wallace, and it's a throw up as who is the most irritating.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (DSD1V)
.............

and Ben Shapiro as the auctioneer.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (gg7dk)

441 412 Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)


Seems obvious, since Yertle is so cocky.... he would make a lousy Texas Hold 'em player...

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (ffWPP)

442 How do you stand the acridity?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (dMvl+)


A spoonful of Baking soda in each cup.




Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about. I drink tons of coffee and have been drinking exclusively Dunkin coffee for about 10 years, now. To me, no other coffee comes close. And the price is reasonable, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (VE0m1)

443 YES. WE MUST BELIEVE THE VICTIMS.

AHEM. ISNT KAVANAUGH A VICTIM TOO?

Posted by: CaptObvious at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (/ZxwJ)

444 https://tinyurl.com/ycm3xyar
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (eXA4G)

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Haha. Awesome. When I'm hangin' out at AoS on slow work days, I usually stifle the laughter, because I keep my office door open.

Couldn't do it that time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

445 Kavs interview played about how I thought here. Men
think he looked like a pussy ... except for the Evangelicals. Women
were mostly sympathetic - with some obvious vocal reservations that they
were glad that wasn't THEIR hubby.



And quite a few "Where there's smoke - there's fire" comments.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (DUqif)


Pussy or not, most men can see themselves in Kav's shoes. None of us will be on the SC, but many of us can see - and not as long ago as HS - some promotion at work where some SJW claims a bad joke or some other BS issue from 2-5 years ago. Or just last week because said person is mad Trump is president and got bypassed for a raise.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (q1VoB)

446 This what happens when you let a Governor appoint his daughter to a Senate Seat.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (Ldr3U)

447 It was 36 years ago, but it is as fresh in my mind as last night.

I was standing by the fireplace gazing out the gabled window at the heath-covered cliffs in the distance.

My dull boyfriend Edgar had just left to attend to his homework assignments.

For some reason my mind turned to Brett Kavanaugh.

In many ways, Kavanaugh and I were separated from each other by circumstance and prejudice, much like our schools, Georgetown Prep and Holton Arms.

Then, like a sudden storm sweeping across the moors, Kavanaugh burst into my room with his companion Judge.

Judge and Kavanaugh grabbed me by my shoulders and looked into my eyes.

My heaving breast ripped the laces on my bodice as my excitement reached a crescendo.

Judge, Kavanaugh and I fell upon the bed in a sweaty tangle.

I swooned in and out of my senses but I can still distinctly remember the strong and intoxicating musky smell of Judge and Kavanaugh.

Embarrassed and frightened by my feelings, I fled the room while Judge and Kavanaugh fought over me.

I ran across the moor intending to find safety at Grassthorpe, but tripped and fell in a darkling combe, striking my head.

When I awoke, I had no memory at all of the event until 36 years later when I suddenly remembered it fully in psychotherapy.

Posted by: Professor of Psychology Dr. Chrissie Blasey Ford, PhD. at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (DuAZ5)

448 Has anyone checked on Ruth Vader-Meinghoff Ginsburg recently?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (BjF7B)

449 Yeah, but Dunkin' what? Just Dunkin'? Just call it Coffee and Drinks. The word "Dunkin'" by itself just sounds dumb for some reason.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (MX7xj)

We New Englanders have been calling it "dunks" or "dunkins" for my entire life anyways, may as well make it official.

It's a coffee shop, I rarely see people grabbing donuts.

Especially in a more health conscious age, I get droppin the donuts part.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (GBteo)

450 438
beignets > donuts
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)


Poor man's zeppole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)

451 my mom is in alaska.
text'd me from wasilla yes-ter-day.
Said Dad is still in prison
and Bubba's prob'ly headed the-same-way.

Then she texted me a frownie,
an emoticon with such a sad-sad-face.
I thought LOL God thank You
for letting me escape that fro-zen-place.

(Chorus)

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (Astxw)

452 And yeah, we'd all have been forced underground by now, half of us doxxed, the other half arrested and on the run.

They may yet get a chance to try.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (AM1GF)

453

Posted by: Tim Horton at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)


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I've heard of them but I don't know that I've ever seen a Tim Hortons in real life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (PRfdc)

454 410 Sarah Palin should have run for Senate.
The End.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (k2d6x)

In Arizona. She still can, has property there I believe.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (bUjCl)

So let it be written
So let it be done

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (k2d6x)

455 "It would sure clear up all the questions, wouldn't it?" she said.

What questions would be cleared up?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (v1udk)

456 421
412 Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)





Really? Awesome. And Reuters ain't exactly Breitbart.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (/9p9e)
RedState Watcher has the tweet

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

457 448 Has anyone checked on Ruth Vader-Meinghoff Ginsburg recently?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (BjF7B)


One bag of e. coli kale and lights out...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)

458 It may be in my top-ten worst songs list.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:35 PM (wYseH)

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and the other 9 are by Status Quo, right?


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (rjbMC)

459 I just looking at the featured comments in the sidebar and the second is from Bea Arthur's Dick. This place cracks me up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (OD2ni)

460 455 "It would sure clear up all the questions, wouldn't it?" she said.

What questions would be cleared up?

No you b**ch

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

461 I kind of hope Pence casts the deciding vote and just before he gavels the vote down declares: "And that's why I never dine with women. They are fucking nuts."

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (sX1BW)

462 452
And yeah, we'd all have been forced underground by now, half of us doxxed, the other half arrested and on the run.



They may yet get a chance to try.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (AM1GF)

Morons don't run, unless it is hit and run.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (5jVnA)

463 Kale, just let her battery run down...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (BjF7B)

464 I've heard of them but I don't know that I've ever seen a Tim Hortons in real life.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your
stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (PRfdc)

I have been to one when I visited my sister in Michigan.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 25, 2018 05:39 PM (qpJwS)

465 ...and the other 9 are by Status Quo, right?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (rjbMC)

Now that's harsh. Considering the DeFranco Family, Playground in my Mind, Candyman, Minnie Riperton, etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:39 PM (/9p9e)

466 But Russian Brides Online website tells me are many many lovely girls available online. I am confused!
Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (786Ro)

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Those "lovely girls" are as counterfeit as their Adibas tracksuits. Caveat Emptor!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:39 PM (AzW6q)

467 Worst fast food coffee - Chik Fil A

Best donuts - no idea, but my.lical grocery makes yummy chocolate croissants. Backs when I carbed I loved those.

And My Favorite Muffin has really good muffins and I like their coffee, specially "Black Velvet"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:39 PM (dMvl+)

468 448 Has anyone checked on Ruth Vader-Meinghoff Ginsburg recently?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (BjF7B)

Check the sky, see what's circling....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:39 PM (ffWPP)

469 That would be a good palate cleanser thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (/9p9e)

A fine idea!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:39 PM (wYseH)

470 #believethevictims

Democrat trees bear strange fruit
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root
White bodies swinging in the DC breeze
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees

Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (z2W2E)

471 448 Has anyone checked on Ruth Vader-Meinghoff Ginsburg recently?

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A team of medical doctors will give her constant surveillance. They may have a doppleganger ghoul at the ready. Like the movie Dave.

Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (sX1BW)

472 It may be in my top-ten worst songs list.

-
I once prosecuted charges against a woman who stole that CD from another woman's car. I questioned her about it, she got embarrassed and told me she used that CD to threaten her kids. They act up in the car, I Am Woman Hear Me Roar comes on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (+y/Ru)

473 "Posted by: Tim Horton at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

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I've heard of them but I don't know that I've ever seen a Tim Hortons in real life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -"


Canadian donut chain. They have them in the northern states US near the border. I used to go to them in Buffalo. Very good coffee and fresh maple donuts.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

474 What the alternate universe might have given us.

CNN talking head: "President Hillary Clinton's nominee to the Supreme Court, Loretta Lynch, sailed through her confirmation vote today with all democrat senators and a large majority of republican senators voting AYE. Ms. Lynch has had a distinguished career, most recently as former President Barack Obama's Attorney General. During her tenure at the DOJ, Ms. Lynch abided by the highest standards..."

In other words, things could be worse. A lot worse.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (2NqXo)

475 And quite a few "Where there's smoke - there's fire" comments.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (DUqif)

What does that mean?. I thought he was a pussy. How can he have any fire?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)

476 Yeah,I don't think it is an exaggeration to say that Hillary might have closed down conservative websites altogether.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM


The 'plan' was for internet 'authentication' -- in other words you fire up your internet browser, immediately hit a name and password box, and punch in your actual name and password.

Which would then be passed around to everywhere you went on the internet. Followed by rules that -- yes, you could post as 'curious' at AoS, but it would have to be followed by your actual real-life name.

Breaking a centuries-old tradition of anonymous speech started by the founding fathers. Followed by broken windows in your home.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (URwyc)

477 Poor man's zeppole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)


NO, NO, NO, NO ! No. Zeppole is more of a doughnut - filled with cream. Beignets are a masterpiece of luscious fried dough simplicity. Less is more.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (bUjCl)

478 Especially in a more health conscious age, I get droppin the donuts part.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (GBteo)

Yeah, I get it. Don't know why I'm getting so spun up about it. WTH should I care? I think the Kavanaugh idiocy is starting to get to me. It's a f*cking coffee shop, not the hill to die on. I've got to get some "me" time this evening.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (MX7xj)

479 >> "363
343 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????---Posted by: kraken
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More comments?

Less?

--Posted by: SMH

Every thread would simply be a variation of SMOD...

...interspersed with lots of discussion of weaponry and stores of ammunition.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (/1n5E)

480 That crashing sound are the predictit markets crashing. lulz.

https://www.predictit.org/Market/4602/ How-many-Yea-votes-will-Kavanaugh-receive-in- a-confirmation-vote-by-Oct-31

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (k2d6x)

481 The last time I was in a KrispyKreme was August 2005 in Florida.

The coffee was excellent. I was shocked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (wYseH)

482 474 What the alternate universe might have given us.

CNN talking head: "President Hillary Clinton's nominee to the Supreme Court, Loretta Lynch, sailed through her confirmation vote today with all democrat senators and a large majority of republican senators voting AYE. Ms. Lynch has had a distinguished career, most recently as former President Barack Obama's Attorney General. During her tenure at the DOJ, Ms. Lynch abided by the highest standards..."

In other words, things could be worse. A lot worse.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (2NqXo)


I had Holder for sure. Either way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)

483 Kav wasn't a pussy, he had to talk around saying his faith was on what he has grounded his personal behavior, but he can't say that without the Left freaking out. There were some "tells" in a few of the words he used. He's a good, traditional, faithful catholic, the real kind.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (nRWPy)

484 *Makes venn diagram with ScoogDog and neverskankles overlapping.*

Posted by: The Math Guy at September 25, 2018 05:18 PM (URwyc)


Fine.

Ignore Me seems to be to much to ask anymore.

Call a CoB. Cleanup on Aisle Scogg.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (DUqif)

485 Very good coffee and fresh maple donuts.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (OD2ni)


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I would definitely try a fresh maple donut in Canada.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (PRfdc)

486 Well, at least with Murky, we tried.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (59GGI)

487 Agreed with Red. An XL Hot Dark Roast from Dunkin is my go to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 05:36 PM (I16G

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LOL

i was referring to coffee with alcohol in it, or coffee consumed after you're already hammered.

i've never had their coffee, and haven't had any in about 10 years.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (rjbMC)

488 yes, I believe real victims ... if I somehow someway KNOW they are telling the truth.

I also believe all men/women are liars ... are will always spin things for their advantage, even in normal situations. So when a radical leftist of the BAMN movement tells a story not recalled till Kav' was placed on a list of potential judges by Romney ... I'm pretty gol darn sure that woman is lying ...
and given all the witnesses are other facts around the case ... they is barely a one in a thousand chance she is telling even a partial truth. She made it up out of whole cloth ... and is being made a celebrity for doing so. (encouraging copycats to have their fake recovered memories make them famous)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (Cus5s)

489 Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm.



They have the actual bullets used!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (yQpMk)

490 Ms. Ramirez is a no go for testifying...So what will Collins do? She wanted to hear from her... On and creepy porn lawyer says it wasn't a scam fro 4- chan and he has the "victim"

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (O2RFr)

491
So without Flake and Murk, Kav looks like toast. I don't think the dems from WV and MT will vote for him.

Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

492 Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite


Reuters is broken? Really?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (vcOmj)

493 Dunkin' is officially dropping the Donuts from it's name.Meh,the donuts suck since they stopped making them in store anyway.
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:25 PM

So their name now is just "Dunkin'"? That's stupid.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:31 PM




Ought to rename it Dunkin Bofa.

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (786Ro)

494 I don't think Creepy Porn Lawyer was punked by 4chan. I think he was punked by someone else.

So it's fake but accurate, you might say.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (Dl9Eq)

495 355. Polis is openly Gay. He will be protected by MSM and the potheads

Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (g9dEp)

496 Posted by: Tim Horton at September 25, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

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I'm watching you. I'm watching you real close.

Posted by: The Rake at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

497 Accusers shouldn't be arbitrarily believed.

I certainly find it believable that a woman/teen girl could be soberly or drunkenly groped at a poorly chaperoned gathering by a male teen, and find it insulting, hurtful, and very very annoying, even scary.

I don't give weight to an allegation selectively vague in the details that could put the lie to it, when all evidence is that it is not only contrary to his lived professional and private life of thirty years, but people who say he never acted like that,..when the details of her story that she does give are at variance with the slim earlier account she gave a therapist, and all the people there deny any recollection of any such gathering, and her long time friend says she's never spent any time in the presence of Brett Kavenaugh, when there were only a few kids there, she one of the only girls....she would remember that.

Women lie, invent, manipulate with reports of attacks and getting out of jams, manipulating people and secondary gain are all reasons they do it.

Posted by: SarahW at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (Sp1NT)

498 That would be scary, a double of Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg... thought Helen Thomas was dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (BjF7B)

499 I want to know why Mt. McKinley was changed to Denali? They hate the Irish up there?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (r9UYA)

500 KFC has been KFC for a decade or more now, and even little kids still call it Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (PRfdc)

501 477 Poor man's zeppole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)


NO, NO, NO, NO ! No. Zeppole is more of a doughnut - filled with cream. Beignets are a masterpiece of luscious fried dough simplicity. Less is more.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (bUjCl)


Zeppole are not filled with cream. Not the ones I ever had. Speaking of which, the San Gennaro Festival is on in Little Italy, but it's gloopy and rainy out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (/9p9e)

502 Fugly Murk wants all McCain's attention.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (nRWPy)

503 461 I kind of hope Pence casts the deciding vote and just before he gavels the vote down declares: "And that's why I never dine with women. They are fucking nuts."
Posted by: SH at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (sX1BW)


Ahem!

Posted by: Mrs. Pence, cooking dinner at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

504 That crashing sound are the predictit markets crashing. lulz.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (k2d6x)

Shut your whore mouth. I am always correct...you fools just don't appreciate my intellect.

Posted by: NeverScallops at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (wYseH)

505 All this grandstanding by Schumer, and no one is asking about his relationship with former protege, Anthony Wiener. What was going on there? What was Anthony doing for Chuck to deserve the special treatment?

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (df+Zi)

506 Accusers shouldn't be arbitrarily believed.

Especially from 30 + years ago with 0 proof...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

507 Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2018 05:41 PM (nRWPy)

Nonsense. Only Evangelicals thought he was o.k. If you're a manly man you are required t think he's a pussy. /sarc,

FWIW, I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (AllCR)

508 That crashing sound are the predictit markets crashing. lulz.


Options always close at zero.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (yQpMk)

509 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????---Posted by: kraken
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More comments?

Less?

--Posted by: SMH

Every thread would simply be a variation of SMOD...

...interspersed with lots of discussion of weaponry and stores of ammunition.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (/1n5E)

I guarantee Ace and some of the cobs probably had some threads prepared for the week after a Clinton victory.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (Ldr3U)

510 Murk has a chairmanship of Energy. McConnell has a legacy at stake.

If Kav goes down due to her vote, she has to know Mitch will dump her

Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (g9dEp)

511 My high school is in the very fuzzy memory bank. Maybe a few episodes are there but not who said what about whom.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (T4oHT)

512
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (DUqif)

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Interesting. Everywhere else I've read there is more of a sympathetic slant. A "for heaven's sake, this was not a sex party animal guy!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (jUVms)

513 495 355. Polis is openly Gay. He will be protected by MSM and the potheads
Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (g9dEp)


Jared Polis is very reflective of Boulder... he also represents Fort Collins, which is not- so Boulder....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (ffWPP)

514 491
So without Flake and Murk, Kav looks like toast. I don't think the dems from WV and MT will vote for him.
Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 05:42 PM (r+sAi)


You are assuming both will for sure vote no. I am not yet convinced, given the situation with red state Dems and the word from Corker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (/9p9e)

515 I want to know why Mt. McKinley was changed to Denali?

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Obama IIRC. McKinley was a white dude.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (PRfdc)

516 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 05:23 PM (DUqif)

Any man who thinks Kavanaugh is a pussy after that interview and all the shit he has been through and accomplished, should walk outside and blow their brains out because they aren't men and couldn't and aren't worthy of carrying his jock strap.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (k2d6x)

517 Every thread would simply be a variation of SMOD...

...interspersed with lots of discussion of weaponry and stores of ammunition.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (/1n5E)

Lol... and food thread would be about prepping and MRE's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (3SzRC)

518 The whole thing is created.

Besides no woman is traumatized by something so minor. Idiots.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (nRWPy)

519 I've heard of them but I don't know that I've ever seen a Tim Hortons in real life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Tim Horton's is better than Dunkin Donuts and better than Krispy Kreme.

But in my town there is a little old donut shop that is much better than any of them.
Most cities of any size usually have a bakery that is better than any of the chains.

And IHOP or whatever they call themselves is turrible.

Shibumi and I had a very late dinner at one a few weeks ago, and the food was literally terrible. But it was the only place open late besides burger places, and she wanted some chicken soup.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (vcOmj)

520 So without Flake and Murk, Kav looks like toast.


or any two Republicans.


Math, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

521 It's really cool to live in foodie town. Can really see the difference when visit ...non-foodie towns. Of course in Italy every town and village is a foodie heaven.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (bUjCl)

522 When Kav is confirmed I hope he will stand up and say "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Posted by: dingbat at September 25, 2018 05:45 PM (x8d+2)

523 You would think the Dems would have had an investigation to identify the home of the alleged house party. It really wouldn't be hard . I assume , as others do, that this house does not exist.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (7oPmA)

524 510 Murk has a chairmanship of Energy. McConnell has a legacy at stake.

If Kav goes down due to her vote, she has to know Mitch will dump her
Posted by: Jonah at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (g9dEp)


Mitch is very much like a turtle. Rarely if ever sticks his neck out. And he stuck his neck out all the way for Kavanaugh. He may be a slimy swamp dweller but 40 years there and given his position means he ain't no dope when it comes to sausage making.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (/9p9e)

525 Unless one or more of the Democrats aren't present.

Anybody in a coma on that side?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

526 You are assuming both will for sure vote no. I am not yet convinced, given the situation with red state Dems and the word from Corker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (/9p9e)

Has Donelly said how he'll vote yet?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (Ldr3U)

527 In other words, things could be worse. A lot worse.





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (2NqXo)

That's the problem with so much winning. It colors your perspective. It establishes a new . . . .
Ah, who am I kidding. Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (5jVnA)

528 499 I want to know why Mt. McKinley was changed to Denali? They hate the Irish up there?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 05:43 PM (r9UYA)

The Hand of Obama... his reach was distressingly long.... imagine the Hillary Influence....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (ffWPP)

529
Can't wait to have a homo enviro wacko Guv in CO that kisses the first hubby at inauguration.

Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (r+sAi)

530 >>Obama IIRC. McKinley was a white dude.

Figures.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

531 526 You are assuming both will for sure vote no. I am not yet convinced, given the situation with red state Dems and the word from Corker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (/9p9e)

Has Donelly said how he'll vote yet?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 05:46 PM (Ldr3U)

Someone up-thread from his state is pretty confident he's a yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (/9p9e)

532 Morons don't run, unless it is hit and run.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 05:38 PM (5jVnA)

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did someone say "Hit and Run"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWid-0JVtQ

Posted by: Jo Jo Zepp at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (rjbMC)

533 Jared Polis is very reflective of Boulder... he also represents Fort Collins, which is not- so Boulder....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:44 PM (ffWPP)

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And thanks to shameless gerrymandering, Jared Polesmoker was awarded the populous part of Park County - he's "my" representative.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (AzW6q)

534 Obama IIRC. McKinley was a white dude.
Figures.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

So we can just change it again, right? We should call it Mount Doom.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (MX7xj)

535 When I awoke, I had no memory at all of the event until 36 years later when I suddenly remembered it fully in psychotherapy.
Posted by: Professor of Psychology Dr. Chrissie Blasey Ford, PhD. at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (DuAZ5)

"But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!"

Posted by: troyriser at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (Um8ak)

536 Someone up-thread from his state is pretty confident he's a yes.

Could we just have the damned vote... Waiting gives them time to wheel out more "victims."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

537 ParkCo is so red it's almost black, btw.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (AzW6q)

538 532
did someone say "Hit and Run"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWid-0JVtQ
Posted by: Jo Jo Zepp at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (rjbMC)


Great song! Have not heard it since maybe when it came out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (/9p9e)

539
Today is National One Hit Wonder Day. I nominate Fastball- The Way

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (TAmPV)

540 NC's rino Sens are closed mouth.

Posted by: dingbat at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (x8d+2)

541 539
Today is National One Hit Wonder Day. I nominate Fastball- The Way
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (TAmPV)


Stampeders - Sweet City Woman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (/9p9e)

542 536 Someone up-thread from his state is pretty confident he's a yes.

Could we just have the damned vote... Waiting gives them time to wheel out more "victims."
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

My Lord.... they're trolling the Whole Country!!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (ffWPP)

543 You are assuming both will for sure vote no. <<<<
Yep, seems reasonable based on their statements.

Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (r+sAi)

544 Today is National One Hit Wonder Day.

Sailing...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (O2RFr)

545 Today is National One Hit Wonder Day. I nominate Fastball- The Way
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (TAmPV)

Slade. "Run, Run Away"

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (MX7xj)

546 speaking of Hillary, here's a photo of her and Ford's attorney, looking to be exiting a meeting

https://twitter.com/Trump45awesome/status/1044640262788714496

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (dMvl+)

547 472 It may be in my top-ten worst songs list.

-
I once prosecuted charges against a woman who stole that CD from another woman's car. I questioned her about it, she got embarrassed and told me she used that CD to threaten her kids. They act up in the car, I Am Woman Hear Me Roar comes on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (+y/Ru)


True story, took my twins to Disneyland when they were about 8, and IMMEDIATLY walked them back to 'Its a small world'..


Pointed out the long line, and explained the ride was nothing but puppets singing that song....



Stood there for about 5 minutes... then told them is they did NOT behave, I was going to make them ride that ride.



Only once did my daughter start to get a little Whiney, so I started Humming that song... she looked horrified and said 'no, I'll be good!'



Running family joke ever since.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (NgKpN)

548 Tim Horton died in a car accident in 1974 I think.His wife sold her share of the stores by the late 0's I think

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (mCMQ5)

549 Shibumi and I had a very late dinner at one a few weeks ago, and the food was literally terrible.

*Imagines looking at plate and shrieking in actual terror*

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (HtLSE)

550
But in my town there is a little old donut shop that is much better than any of them.

Most cities of any size usually have a bakery that is better than any of the chains.

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Same here, and even the kids ask for it over the chains. The old lady who works the counter always seems to be genuinely thrilled to see them come in, too.

They will, however, ask to stop for a hot now at KK, and I usually oblige.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (PRfdc)

551 did someone say "Hit and Run"?

Posted by: Jo Jo Zepp at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM


You're not the only one, accused of hit and run.

Posted by: James Hendrix at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (URwyc)

552 Spouse thinks this whole thing was planned with Hillary in the loop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (AllCR)

553 Today is National One Hit Wonder Day.

Sailing...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (O2RFr)M

Christopher would be mad at you.

Arthur's Theme and Ride Like the Wind

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 05:50 PM (7oPmA)

554 Spouse thinks this whole thing was planned with Hillary in the loop.

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (O2RFr)

555 546 photo is from Aug 2016

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (dMvl+)

556 J.J. & redbanzai

Joe Miller in person is awesome! He was a judge for one of our Constitution Bees. Got to see him in operation several times.

Ask me at a MoMeet for my Joe Miller story, which really starts with his father. His father is another great guy, with over 37 grandchildren. His father and mother are locals in Manhattan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (hyuyC)

557 Sarah Huckabee Sanders puts the runt in his place

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/308484/

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

558
We had joy we had Fun we had seasons in the sun.

by Kav and the Rape Gang.

Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 05:51 PM (r+sAi)

559
I'm gonna call it now... Kav is in.

Posted by: James Hendrix at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (URwyc)

560 John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band

On the dark side.

Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (mmLS9)

561 352 Man, I shudder to think what AoS would be like if we had LOST in'16..... can you imagine?????

Shut down by order of the Politburo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:29 PM (yQpMk)
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Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 05:37 PM (AM1GF)
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Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 05:34 PM (hvf9s)
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More comments?

Less?

--Posted by: SMH

Every thread would simply be a variation of SMOD...

...interspersed with lots of discussion of weaponry and stores of ammunition.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (/1n5E)
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Touched on some of this the other night on ONT.

Depends how influential AoS and the regulars are.


I'm sure Ace and the regulars have thought about this.

Posted by: dDan at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (hwYmz)

562
More comments?


Less?



--Posted by: SMH

Every thread would simply be a variation of SMOD...

...interspersed with lots of discussion of weaponry and stores of ammunition.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 05:40 PM (/1n5E)

How is that any different that what has actually been posted?


Other than the Soros-approved AG would have us all in camps by now.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (UsCnO)

563 Alaska Republicans need to be telling Murkowski that they won't be supporting her in the primary or general if she follows through on this. It's not like it's hard to find someone else (Democrat or Republican) willing to whore themselves out for pork for Alaska.

Posted by: anotheranon at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (N+nol)

564 Stampeders - Sweet City Woman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 05:49 PM (/9p9e)

Cum on Eileen, in honor of our newest Associate Justice to the SCOTUS.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (5jVnA)

565 National One Hit Wonder Day...

"Afternoon Delight" - Starland Vocal Band

"Safety Dance" - Men Without Hats

Posted by: Hands at September 25, 2018 05:52 PM (786Ro)

566 nood for quite some time

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (PRfdc)

567 NO, NO, NO, NO ! No. Zeppole is more of a doughnut - filled with cream.

What is this sacrilege? Cream in a Zeppole?

Zeppole are fried dough balls. Flour, baking soda, sugar, ricotta, eggs, vanilla extract. Fry in vegetable oil and sprinkle on powdered sugar.

If you're feeling especially daring, you can add some raisins to the dough.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (9qZ3S)

568 Those Federal prosecutors who framed Ted Stevens are responsible for so much effluent

Posted by: Roy LC at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (T7t+x)

569 Everybody is packing in Alaska... but that includes the Leftists....

Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (ffWPP)

570 Slade. "Run, Run Away"

Segues somewhat into Cum On Feel The Noize (Quiet Riot version), since they(Slade) wrote it. Even if Metal Health was also kind of a hit.

Slade weren't on the Status Quo level one-hit wonder here/epic recurring success there level, but they did have quite a few more recognizable songs in the UK. Gudbuy t'Jane, Mama Weer All Crazy Now, Merry Xmas Evrybody, etc.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 05:53 PM (HtLSE)

571 Mirkowski can bark a lot, to show how feminist she is ... but she still wants the gravy train meal.

The whole charade may win voters to the R side in the end, but gave us heartburn in the mean time. We have to replace DeepState ... which means getting the RINOs out in due time. This farce hurt the GOPe as well, imo.

Voters can escape the KristolMeth cruise ship as it hits the iceberg ... Billy will sink, lashed to the helm of his hate and pride.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (Cus5s)

572 Take on Me - a ha

Posted by: GMohawk at September 25, 2018 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

573 Voters can escape the KristolMeth cruise ship as it hits the iceberg ... Billy will sink, lashed to the helm of his hate and pride.
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From Hell's heart I stab at thee, with my cocktail weinie!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at September 25, 2018 05:57 PM (ge2q6)

574 "Breaking reuters says McTurtle has the votes to confirm."

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Zombie john McCain at September 25, 2018 05:58 PM (tPFB+)

575 Well, crap. They got down to T-1:34 then called a hold. Now recycled to T-7:00 and holding.

I could have gotten home by now, and enjoying an adult beverage.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 05:59 PM (xjiRE)

576 Tim Horton's is better than Dunkin Donuts and better than Krispy Kreme.

---
Randy's in Ingelwatts is better than all of them, bylat!

that's why you see it in movies, on TB, and in music videos...



(do they even make those any more?)


Posted by: Jo Jo Zepp at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (rjbMC)

577
357 MSNBC Analyst: Trump Endangers "Literally Every Inhabitant Of The Planet Earth"

Good. The earth is overcrowded anyway.


once back in high school debate, i was up against a crew who listed, among their harms, that the status quo leads to nuclear war. i whipped out a buncha quotes about how nuclear war leads to overkill and argued that status quo solves.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 06:00 PM (xGZ+b)

578 Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, going through North Dakota while on vacation this week. Heitkamp is toast.

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 06:02 PM (iGFs+)

579 I once worked with a human that thought "Seasons in the Sun" was one of the greatest songs ever.

Not sure what said human thought of "Shannon" by Henry Gross.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 06:04 PM (RuIsu)

580 1. Ballsack-Ford is not testifying (remote possibility: she reads a nothingburger statement, then takes the Fifth, but she is never going to answer questions under oath).
2. Murkowski votes to confirm, along with the other squishes. Maybe not Collins, but I'll bet that even she does.
3. Kavanaugh will be confirmed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 06:10 PM (yjmzf)

581 You know, Alaska sure gets a whole lot of federal cash.

Best a shame if that flow were to, you know, slow.

Eh, Senator MoreCokeSki?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 06:13 PM (tZadR)

582 That said, I'm pretty sure this is nothing more than virtue signalling to the cheap seats. Infuriating, but what else should we expect from this moron?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 06:14 PM (tZadR)

583 FFS there is nothing to investigate even if the FBI was to take it on.

THERE IS NO FUCKING DATE

THERE IS NO FUCKING PLACE

THERE IS NO FUCKING IDEA WHO WAS EVEN THERE

Just what the fuck do these imbeciles think the FBI is going to "investigate"?

Posted by: Realityman at September 25, 2018 06:22 PM (7NSrk)

584 Murkowski has two sons, but 'believe the woman', by all means.

Posted by: Sal at September 25, 2018 06:25 PM (kiMEW)

585 Lotta buzz here.

The Barrett /Ginsburg replacement should be epic.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 25, 2018 06:26 PM (14qvS)

586 Don't know if anyone mentioned this, but her last run for senate, Lisa lost to a tea party guy in the primary. So she ran as a write in, boosted with millions of dollars in donations from the GOP swamp, including Mitch. The Tea Party guy got nothing from the party. And us, oh, we got fucked. Thanks, Mitch

Posted by: MrMystery at September 25, 2018 06:45 PM (VbLoi)

587 If only the GOP had taken her seniority when she ran a write in against the Republican candidate.

Posted by: Karen at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (0oDnb)

588 She never got over being denied her "Bridge to Nowhere". Well, except it went to where Murkowski's clan had certain interests. She's probably also carrying out McCain's dying wish. Total RINO.

Posted by: Born Free at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (5hurt)

589
This has already been stated in the thread. But I want to add my voice.

I _DO_ BELIEVE THE VICTIM.
--- I believe Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (Z2PYk)

590 Supreme Court terms are "arbitrary terms", too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (Ndje9)

Bill Cosby Sentenced to Three to Ten Years in Prison;
Led Out of Courtroom in Handcuffs

Story and picture at FoxNews.

CNN has video of him being led away in cuffs, but you might not want to click on CNN.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:44 PM




Comments

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1 Boy, Cosby really put Mr Winkie in the Jello Pudding this time, didn't he.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (xtmwf)

2 But pudding.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 25, 2018 03:45 PM (8XeeP)

3 He's 81. So at least he doesn't need to worry if he drops the soap.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:45 PM (xtmwf)

4 Butt pudding?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

5 Almost first.

But, they don't give out Nobels for Almost Chemistry.

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (3T+T0)

6 Hey hey hey!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (6qErC)

7 Look at it this way, at least Cosby won't have to drug anyone for sex.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (xtmwf)

8 Proof Kavenaugh is a monster.

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (Xo3T0)

9 We've gone through a wormhole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (IqV8l)

10 But, they don't give out Nobels for Almost Chemistry"

Maybe for almost peace?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (6qErC)

11 10 But, they don't give out Nobels for Almost Chemistry"

Maybe for almost peace?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (6qErC)

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They have given out Nobel Peace Prizes for droning civilians before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (3T+T0)

12 My mother is going to be livid. She is adamant that "Bill Crosby" was railroaded by the left because of his stance that the AA community take responsibility for its problems.

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (uiwCw)

13 Why didn't you come to me like fucking man and tell me there was a new thread?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

14 The HQ is getting really de-NOODed.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (953wK)

15 10 But, they don't give out Nobels for Almost Chemistry"

Maybe for almost peace?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (6qErC)


"I know, right?!"

- - Preezy Kenya-Kona Blend

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e)

16 So is it true Cosby named is weiner Fat Albert?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (8XeeP)

17 Damn right I'm not clicking CNN.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (xfb67)

18 So he didn't flip on Trump?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (xPl2J)

19 Gotta stay bought, Bill.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (suJ2l)

20 Hey, hey, hey!

Love to play shower tackle!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (vbJig)

21 So is it true Cosby named is weiner Fat Albert?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (8XeeP)

Weird Harold.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (xPJvm)

22 Hey hey hey, Cosby's going away.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (4e+hS)

23

Hey Hey Hey!

I fvcked him. But only ironically.

Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (5LFjM)

24 So depressing.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (MX7xj)

25 The fact that the women who testified against Cosby could cite specific dates and places proves that they are all lying whores, right?

It's hard to keep all the new rules straight.

Posted by: Furious George at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (9vQJW)

26 Let's all chip in and buy him a strap-on . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (imDUY)

27

Get Hard!

Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (5LFjM)

28 Captain Kangaroo.

"Picture Pages"

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (CZWkx)

29 -
--
Hey, hey, hey!



Love to play shower tackle!


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM

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It's shower buck-buck.

Posted by: irright at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (pMGkg)

30 Not first !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (cJ6RQ)

31 and those here were saying that means 18 months, assuming he doesn't rape anyone in prison. I wonder if he gets the comfy prsion with the nice shuffleboards?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (Cus5s)

32 FREE COZ!

Posted by: BLM at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (r9UYA)

33 Cosby's cellmate likes puddin' too. Puddin his "pop" where it don't belong.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)

34 "My mother is going to be livid. She is adamant that "Bill Crosby" was railroaded by the left because of his stance that the AA community take responsibility for its problems."

He wasn't railroaded....but that is probably why they didn't circle their wagons around him, either.

Posted by: Walsingham at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (dCigj)

35 This is one of the first times I have seen the nooded thread run as fast as the nood thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (I2dne)

36 Ugh seemed like such a good guy. Who knew? Everyone, apparently

Posted by: Regular joe at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (cZlKA)

37 Cosby was Kavenaugh's partner back at Rape High or something.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (xBSm0)

38 It is named Fat Albert and you're going to be Mushmouth after you finish that drink.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (xfb67)

39 33 Cosby's cellmate likes puddin' too. Puddin his "pop" where it don't belong.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)


Ben & Jerry's Bofa flavor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

40 There's a pudding/horde joke here, but I'm not sharp enough to see it.

Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (C6xeQ)

41 Can you swim, Big Black Bubba?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

42 Cosby never had intercourse with any of his victims IIRC.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (7oPmA)

43 "The fact that the women who testified against Cosby could cite specific dates and places proves that they are all lying whores, right?"

False!

It only means that they weren't very traumatized.

Or something.

Posted by: Walsingham at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (dCigj)

44 Bill needs to find a big boyfriend inside quickly.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (7ZVPa)

45 This is the future lads! Affirmative Consent and wonderful new super power of time travel for all wymyn.

Just a coincidence that the shit hit the fan after Cosby dared to place some of the blame on black women for the state of the black family in America.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (k2d6x)

46 a hammer made of pure trigonometry,

If he was 50 he'd find out about a maul with partial differential equations written on the shaft.

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

47 Keep him away from the prison kitchen...especially the drink machines.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)

48
Turrible.

Just turrible.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (CZWkx)

49 My coworker is saying it's a minimum of 3 years. I have no reason to doubt him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

50 Cosby is going to align with the white supremacists when he get inside.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (vbJig)

51 Well. At least justice worked here.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 25, 2018 03:53 PM (Y26pi)

52 Don't worry - our next President Michael Avenatti might pardon him !!!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at September 25, 2018 03:53 PM (RzUqr)

53 The fact that the women who testified against Cosby could cite specific dates and places proves that they are all lying whores, right?

It's hard to keep all the new rules straight.
Posted by: Furious George at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (9vQJW)

What are you babbling about?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:53 PM (7oPmA)

54 and those here were saying that means 18 months, assuming he doesn't rape anyone in prison. I wonder if he gets the comfy prsion with the nice shuffleboards?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (Cus5s)

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Rapists are not treated well in prison, but his status as a Black Celebrity, and his age, will probably protect him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:53 PM (I16G8)

55 Is "almost" the same a "pert near"?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 03:53 PM (RuIsu)

56 I don't think the Coz is broke. He'll live fine on the inside. It's just a big chunk of his remain life that's the bitch about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

57 Maybe Fat Albert will be his cell mate.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (xtmwf)

58 Apparently, Bob Corker is saying things that make it sound like Kavanaugh is going to be confirmed this weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)

59 Still not talking about me!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (Sjz1F)

60
I would not be surprised if Cosby winds up dead within 6 months to a year. Self-inflicted or otherwise.

Sad. But if he did the crime he must do the time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

61 OT but willowed from last thread, and I know once of you smarty pants will know the answer:

"Okay, serious question for the history buffs here. Saw some sub-moron
lobotomy patients on Twitter saying that it's a shame that the GOP is
nominating such a right wing judge and that SCOTUS nominees should be
'impartial.'

The GOP in the last half a century nominated Souter,
who went left wing, plus O'Connor and Kennedy who were moderate swing
votes. Even Roberts, a pretty strong conservative on lots of things,
caved on Obamacare.

Who was the last Dem-nominated Justice that ended up anywhere near being a centrist or right wing?"

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

62 This is one of the first times I have seen the nooded thread run as fast as the nood thread.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (I2dne)


Creepy Porn Lawyer vs. 4chan is inherently more funny than Creepy Old Comedian vs. the judicial system.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (953wK)

63 58 Apparently, Bob Corker is saying things that make it sound like Kavanaugh is going to be confirmed this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)


Thank the Lord, if true.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

64 Na Na Na Gonna have a good time!

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (2Mnv1)

65 Did they ever determine what his drug of choice was?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (r9UYA)

66 So, is he headed to country club prison, or PMITA prison?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)

67
Que lastima!

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (CZWkx)

68 I am going to guess the Cos will have his own guards in prison.

Posted by: blaster at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (Z5y53)

69 63 58 Apparently, Bob Corker is saying things that make it sound like Kavanaugh is going to be confirmed this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)


Thank the Lord, if true.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

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If Bob Corker is saying it, I'm willing to believe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (3T+T0)

70 HEY! HEY! HEEEEY!

Posted by: Fat Albert at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (3SzRC)

71 I've been trying to come up with a riff on Cosby's "Noah" routine but I don't remember it well enough.

Sigh.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (953wK)

72

BITCH PUDDING!

Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (5LFjM)

73 59 Still not talking about me!
Posted by: Keith Ellison at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (Sjz1F)


"Shh!!!"

- - Maggie Hassan

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

74 I seem to recall several of the 60 accusers were drugged and raped multiple times. I was alive in the 80s. The chicks really liked the disco biscuits and blow scene and things tended to get sticky IYKWIM.

I think a whole lot of Cosby's problems started when he noted the obvious breakdowns culture-wise. That there were potential PoundMeToo gals all around him is a given.

That's why they were there.

Posted by: DanMan at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (QMG5F)

75 Rapists are not treated well in prison, but his status as a Black Celebrity, and his age, will probably protect him.
___________________________________

Actually, his spooky-ass eye will protect him.

No inmate will want a piece of a diseased old man with grey eye in a saggy eye socket.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (vbJig)

76 wow - I bet Brett Kavanaugh is quaking in his boots worried about his drugging gang rape club getting exposed now !!!

Posted by: the guy who yelled "what about your gaffes" at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (RzUqr)

77 He's probably not gonna get raped, but he just might get the Jeffrey Dahmer "shove a broom handle up his ass" treatment.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (UnA8+)

78 >>60


I would not be surprised if Cosby winds up dead within 6 months to a year. Self-inflicted or otherwise.


I sent him a knot tying book the other day. He'll have plenty of time to read it.



Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (r9UYA)

79 He'll be fine in prison. He's got minions.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (HiLJ1)

80 73 59 Still not talking about me!
Posted by: Keith Ellison at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (Sjz1F)


"Shh!!!"

- - Maggie Hassan
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

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Power Line seems to think that Minnesota media is beginning to turn on him slightly.

Perhaps enough to turn a close race against him.

It would be great if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (3T+T0)

81 Well. Corker.

Great.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (Y26pi)

82 Did they ever determine what his drug of choice was?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (r9UYA)

Benadryl was mentioned in a couple of cases, A few of his accusers took it freely and were not slipped the drug.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (7oPmA)

83 From the looks of him he will die in prison.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

84 69
If Bob Corker is saying it, I'm willing to believe it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (3T+T0)


Yes. Especially since a new set of demands and no testimony will be forthcoming from Lying Cvnt #1 and shyster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e)

85 Cosby may have been guilty of improprieties but he was totally railroaded in this case.


Complete bullshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (kT3/m)

86 Republican caucus meeting recap.

Looks like they are going to shooting for Friday committee vote and then Senate will hold session over the weekend to get through a good chunk of the 30 hour debate.

Plan is to have Senate vote on Tuesday.

Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

87 I hate to see this. But if you cant do the time dont do the crime.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (BBhgz)

88 83 From the looks of him he will die in prison.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

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From the looks of Sotomayor, she'll die of cake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)

89 Rookie mistake. He should have drowned them.

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (CZWkx)

90 Apparently, Bob Corker is saying things that make it sound like Kavanaugh is going to be confirmed this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)

The word must be out--she ain't testifying....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (NFEMn)

91 71
I've been trying to come up with a riff on Cosby's "Noah" routine but I don't remember it well enough.



Sigh.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:55 PM (953wK)

Yeah, all I got is "cubits".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (3SzRC)

92 Hey man! Why you go an hit me in the side of da head with a slush ball man?

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (gmo/4)

93 77 He's probably not gonna get raped, but he just might get the Jeffrey Dahmer "shove a broom handle up his ass" treatment.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (UnA8+)


Nah. He may have been a rapist but he was not a child molester.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 03:58 PM (/9p9e)

94 12 My mother is going to be livid. She is adamant that "Bill Crosby" was railroaded by the left because of his stance that the AA community take responsibility for its problems.
Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (uiwCw)



I'd hate to think that was true. Never followed the case very close at all.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 03:58 PM (NLLmE)

95 86 Republican caucus meeting recap.

Looks like they are going to shooting for Friday committee vote and then Senate will hold session over the weekend to get through a good chunk of the 30 hour debate.

Plan is to have Senate vote on Tuesday.
Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

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More detail. Nice.

I'm sure Cocaine Mitch knew this when he said earlier that he's pretty sure he has the votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:58 PM (3T+T0)