The Morning Report - 9/19/19

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Good morning kids. Before we begin the daily dumpster dive, a point of personal privilege if you will in marking the third anniversary of this column. A big thanks to Ace for allowing me to do this, to the Cobs for their support and encouragement and to all of you commenters for your daily birthday wishes and making this place what it is. And when you can figure that out, you win a cookie. Basta cosi so lez-be-on our way.

The Kavanaugh smear continues to top the list for today. Despite the complete lack of any evidence to back up the current and all previous claims that the associate justice was a serial rapist and/or sexual abuser of women, the real story here is the SOP of the Democrat-Left-Media Complex: it's not about guilt or innocence but the seriousness of the charge. Of course, it's the Democrat-Left-Media Complex that is the sole arbiter of who is guilty and innocent, and they who bring the charges, but I digress.

In the real world, this entire episode is an obvious, orchestrated smear campaign wherein all of the conspirators are hardcore Leftists that are connected via Democrat Party apparatchiks, the new media donor class or some combination of both. In point of fact they are intertwined to the extent as to be one in the same. The objective in trying to politically assassinate Justice Kavanaugh is an extension of the ongoing attempt to overthrow the 2016 election and erase all trace of Trump. Aside from the economy, his greatest success and what will hopefully be his lasting legacy for at least several decades beyond 2025 (please G-d) will be the realignment of the court towards more originialists and Constitutionalists. Just last week, Trump's 150th nominee was confirmed, and that is a staggering blow to the Democrat-Left. Since a corrupt judiciary is one of the main fonts from whence the Democrat Left draws its power to subvert the will of the people, it cannot be allowed to stand. And so, the media will now have that asterisk next to his name along with the prefix "accused rapist" on any story covering a SCOTUS decision going forward. Especially involving women's issues, primarily if Roe v Wade is ever overturned.

The question is, will Justice Kavanaugh buckle under this? In this case, I mean throw a decision to the Left even if he knows its wrong. Despite his having already sided with the Left on two issues (which may or may not be an indicator of anything), they have renewed the effort to destroy him. So buckle could mean resigning from the court to spare himself and his family from the abuse, or quite possibly physical harm. We have seen the mostly peaceful acts of the Democrat brownshirts-in-black as well as Dick Durbin-linked James Hodgkinson.

All of this is meant to send a message not only to Kavanaugh but anyone who might consider accepting a nomination from Trump on SCOTUS or even a lower court for the next one to five years. They were already trying to torpedo Steven Menashi's confirmation to the DC Circuit when the latest Kavanaugh smear was unleashed. As the last link states, the NY Times' retraction doesn't make a damn bit of difference. For them, as Rush stated the other day, it's high fives all around; mission accomplished.

What we're seeing is disgusting but it's not surprising. Because anytime the Left wins an election, legitimately or otherwise, or some decision goes their way, legitimately or otherwise, it's always "the people have spoken," "the Court has spoken" or "our Democracy works." Funny how that's never the case when they lose. Time to abolish the Electoral College, pack the Supreme Court, impeach the President, Justice Kavanaugh and white male Christians, etc. ad nauseum.

I think that what they are attempting to do here will ultimately fail in the eyes of the public. They see through this for the cheap smear that it is, and that is mostly because this President has utterly exposed them because they have attempted the same thing on him since July of 2015. The big question is will Kavanaugh hang tough? Indeed, will all of us who have teachers, employers and our peers as well as the professional goon squads and pressure groups arrayed against us hang tough as well?

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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1 Happy Anniversary AND Happy Birthday, JJ!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 07:17 AM (m45I2)

2 Nice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)

3
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 19, 2019 07:18 AM (hx3Q8)

4 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:19 AM (bDqIh)

5 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 19, 2019 07:20 AM (oVl+i)

6 Happy Anniversary *and* Birthday, JJ!
What are the chances of that happening?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:20 AM (bDqIh)

7 NOBODY in Israel wants to re-occupy Gaza. THAT would be a mistake of historic proportions

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:20 AM (p0A33)

8 7 NOBODY in Israel wants to re-occupy Gaza. THAT would be a mistake of historic proportions
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:20 AM (p0A33)


That is the crux of the biscuit in that article.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:21 AM (zBaqJ)

9 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 19, 2019 07:21 AM (81OU+)

10 Wait...it's been three years?????


Damn....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba)

11 The blonde scarecrow talking about flaccid johnsons sounds authoritative.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:22 AM (y7DUB)

12 JJ

Thanks for the Baltimore article.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:23 AM (cqNba)

13 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 07:23 AM (c1yAg)

14 Happy Anniversary and a Happy Birthday JJ! Lots thanks for the MR as it is really the ONLY place to start your daily news roundup. Lawd knows how much work you but in behind the cardboard curtain but your commentary and link-fu are must reads. Ok enough of that, back to the rest of the commentary and link-fu. Top 20?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 19, 2019 07:23 AM (5Sk0r)

15 You say it's your birthday
Roll up for the mystery tour

Posted by: The dung beatle at September 19, 2019 07:24 AM (Tnijr)

16 And Yes Netanyahu is done. He should exit the stage gracefully. For the good of Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:24 AM (p0A33)

17 The hired 'n fired SNL comedian Shane Gillis already mocked this whole situation a year ago in this skit That's him as the fireman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DECqrt9p5SA

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:24 AM (bDqIh)

18 Happy Pre Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

19 If your anniversary and birthday fall on the same day, you have to do five shots of booze while standing on your head naked.


At least that's what I was told.



Please tell me that's a real thing.



Ah shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2019 07:25 AM (XVTCi)

20 Mamet has to crush the progs. They know he's an outstanding writer who doesn't give a fuck about their dimwit opinions.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:26 AM (y7DUB)

21 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2019 07:27 AM (mpXpK)

22 "If your anniversary and birthday fall on the same day, you have to do five shots of booze while standing on your head naked. "

Don't forget the most important part.

'All while a house party, where another straight dude waves your crank in a female future Doctor's face"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

23 Any time a story starts out "Report: Trump ... (will say or do something)" I immediately reject all words following as gaslighting bullshit.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 07:31 AM (c1yAg)

24 We are all Brett Kavanaugh, but Brett Kavanaugh is also us. So he needs to get out of his little safe space and start speaking up for himself, I mean, the rest of us, America.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:32 AM (H8QX8)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 07:32 AM (arJlL)

26 That's great, Bernie, forgive college loans *and* nationwide rent control. You've got the Peter Pan forever college student demographic all locked up. Hmm, wonder why you identify with them so much?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:32 AM (bDqIh)

27 The Saudi military was exposed by Iran, as lazy and incompetent. This is a big problem for world oil supplies. SA is the world's third largest buyer of weaponry, but it turns out they buy these sophisticated anti-missile systems and then don't turn on the radars.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says prepare for the next muslim backlash moment! at September 19, 2019 07:33 AM (NVYyb)

28 If Brett Kavanaugh were in this country illegally, and dealing opioids on the street, would any of this have ever seen the light of day?

Yeh.....I didn't think so.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:33 AM (cqNba)

29 20 Mamet has to crush the progs. They know he's an outstanding writer who doesn't give a fuck about their dimwit opinions.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:26 AM (y7DUB)


I highly recommend his book "The Secret Knowledge" as well as his 2008 column in the Village Voice "Why I Am No Longer a Braindead Liberal."

https://www.villagevoice.com/2008/03/11/david-mamet-why-i-am-no-longer-a-brain-dead-liberal/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:33 AM (zBaqJ)

30 Happy Anniversary Morning Report !

With a special hat tip to "Hitler and Son" !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 07:34 AM (arJlL)

31 incestuous sock removal

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 07:34 AM (NVYyb)

32 That upside down flag reminds me of my drunk asshole neighbor across the street who still thinks it's the worthless fucking sixties with his stuck in dogshit musical tastes. His crammed with garbage garage had a tree land on it during last Friday's microburst storm while my place stayed intact. MAGA Karma, bitch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

33 "and then don't turn on the radars."

They go into sleep mode automatically.

Only way they can receive the Energy Star Compliant sticker.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)

34 More of this, please:

@GOPChairwoman


To all the Democrats who demonize half the country. . .

To all the Hollywood liberals who want us boycotted. . .

It's because of you that @realDonaldTrump's team is raising over $15 MILLION in California.

Thank you!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (bDqIh)

35 I'm surprised no one in the media has referred to Trump as "Acting President Trump." I can see this happening as a deliberate verbal slip at first, then catching on with the late night comedians and culture mavens. He's not REALLY the president, just filling in for awhile until America comes to its senses.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (H8QX8)

36 Hey everybody

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (7ZQe3)

37 The question is, will Justice Kavanaugh buckle under this?
_______

I listened to Byron York interview Mollie Hemingway, and they discussed this. Her take is that Kav is very unlikely to change one way or the other. Those cases where he will got against us will be those where his judicial philosophy is being consistent.

That's hopeful. We should all remember that there's a pretty wide spectrum of conservative judges. Even Scalia and Thomas were not on the same page, really. And Bork was different from either.

Anyway, Mollie thought him unlikely to "grow", in fact, that he's unusually consistent in his approach.

Here's hoping.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (VaN/j)

38 "Tim Kaine sez".......Hmmm where have I heard that name before? Oh yea, Loser.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 19, 2019 07:37 AM (C1NuF)

39 7 Things I Learned: "But a small agenda-driven task force of the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) has declared that helping a child present to the world as the opposite sex is the proper response to a gender-dysphoric child. Many American public schools take their cues from the AAP,"

*******

The AAP has gone hard left, not only on gender disorders, but on gun control, diversity, immigration and other issues. They wield a tremendous influence on pediatricians, who tend to default to the AAP's position statements when faced with a controversial situation or a condition that is outside their. own wheelhouse.

The AAP is uniquely positioned to be an instrument of cultural upheaval rather than a true advocate for children. They co-opt parents and as the article in the Federalist lays out, drive a wedge. They are functioning as a quasi-governmental agency and cowering behind "For The Children".


I posted this link yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/CHCO-transgender

Link to Children's Hospital Colorado TRUE Center for Gender Diversity webpage Give it a quick read.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 07:38 AM (m45I2)

40 37 Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (VaN/j)

Hope you're right. Then again, when his house gets mostly peacefully firebombed, he might think differently about that seat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:38 AM (zBaqJ)

41 Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:35 AM (bDqIh)

Next she should kick Uncle Willard in his latter day balls until he promises to STFU unless he has something non backstabbing to say.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:38 AM (y7DUB)

42 So- are we "locked and loaded" or "considering many options" including the U.N.? I'm confused.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 07:39 AM (VpIIl)

43 Where's my shoe polish and coffee Mammy?

Posted by: saf at September 19, 2019 07:39 AM (5IHGB)

44 Wanna play some Baltimore Insider Baseball?

Read JJ's linked story about Baltimore, drugs and illegal immigrants.

The, after understanding that Brian Frosh has filed tons of law suits against the Trump administration, read this link about the Governor basically telling him to do his damn job.


https://cbsloc.al/2ko3eBB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:40 AM (cqNba)

45 Coulter: Penis Story Collapses in Flaccid Hearsay
_________

I suppose it's because the subject is not overly decent, but one problem that only a few have singled out is that this story assumes that straight college guys want to touch another guy's pecker. We breeders don't do that. But apparently an acquaintance with the ways of heterosexual males is in short supply at the Old Gray Whore.

I suppose it's because the last ones were purged in the PoundMeToo explosion. All the biological males remaining must be gender fluid.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 07:40 AM (VaN/j)

46 Kavanaugh is not an impressive figure I my opinion. Not in the vein of Thomas or Scalia, or even Alito. I can't even see him shaking his head emphatically as Alito did during Obama's SOTU.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:41 AM (H8QX8)

47 43 Where's my shoe polish and coffee Mammy?
Posted by: saf at September 19, 2019 07:39 AM (5IHGB)


In this case, Mammy = eh, hoser.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:41 AM (zBaqJ)

48 The hired 'n fired SNL comedian Shane Gillis already mocked this whole situation a year ago in this skit That's him as the fireman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DECqrt9p5SA
Posted by: Lizzy

No WONDER he got da boot; that was funny !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 07:42 AM (arJlL)

49 All the biological males remaining must be enjoy gargling gender fluid.


*Suggested edit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:42 AM (cqNba)

50 So- are we "locked and loaded" or "considering many options" including the U.N.? I'm confused.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 07:39 AM (VpIIl)

The 2 are not contradictory?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:42 AM (p0A33)

51 46 Kavanaugh is not an impressive figure I my opinion. Not in the vein of Thomas or Scalia, or even Alito. I can't even see him shaking his head emphatically as Alito did during Obama's SOTU.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:41 AM (H8QX


So long as he does the right things when making a ruling. That is all I care about. G-d willing Roe v Wade gets tossed, his aye vote is what counts in the end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:42 AM (zBaqJ)

52 "I also hope that it doesn't get caught up in politics at a time when women need access to health care," the mayor said.


Says the guy who was just claiming that one could justify abortion using the Bible which, in some places. says life starts at first breath.

#Courage!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:43 AM (bDqIh)

53 Mazel tov JJ and thank you for making my morning for 3 years. Except weekends, ya lazy bum.

And happy birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2019 07:43 AM (EZebt)

54 Tim Kaine was selected as The Beast's VP for the same reason the Scranton retard was for Gaylord: they were unlikely to appear more intelligent than the idiots at the top. Was Kaine's lowlife son ever convicted on whatever that pretend violent piece of shit was charged with or did his fuckhead father call in some markers?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:45 AM (y7DUB)

55 I believe they've chosen a two-pronged attack on Kavanaugh. Impeach him as a "stretch goal" - but definitely bully him into joining Roberts, since Kav has shown weakness.

Kav brought this on himself, the day he openly weeped in front of a mic.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 07:46 AM (JtBPN)

56 Happy Anniversary, JJ! *sung in Fred Flintstone voice*

https://tinyurl.com/c8mf5vs

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 07:46 AM (JoUsr)

57 Longlive 'the morning report'.....!

Posted by: Krusty at September 19, 2019 07:47 AM (x+bav)

58 It's disgusting that Trudeau is going to get away with blackface. But he will

Posted by: Ralph Northam, social critic at September 19, 2019 07:47 AM (NVYyb)

59 Tim Kaine is a communist. Everyone should know that by now.

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 19, 2019 07:48 AM (NVYyb)

60 17 years ago, in Niagara Falls NY, 16 year old Jennifer Bolender was savagely gang-raped and murdered, and her corpse violated. Jennifer was a good girl from a good family, heading home after midnight bowling with her friends at an alley where generations of kids had midnight bowled, including me. It was supposed to be a safe and healthy alternative to the streets. Jennifer's route home from the bowling alley included an expressway overpass, a regular part of navigating a neighborhood bisected by an expressway. It was here that 2 teenage boys, more properly described as depraved pieces of human excrement, raped and beat Jennifer nearly to death.

They later returned to the scene with one of the monsters' older brother, and finding Jennifer still alive, bleeding and moaning in the snow, they did things that I cannot and will not type here. The current newspaper articles are, thankfully, leaving out the most horrific parts of the story. I do not recommend digging any further, even if you have a strong stomach. This case was so sick, so depraved, so perverted that hardened detectives who'd seen it all broke down in horror. To this day, all who worked the case agree it was the worst thing they'd ever encountered in their careers.

At a NYS Parole Board hearing Aug. 28, the board decided that it would grant parole to one of the sick fucking bastards, Kyle Cummings. By no later than Oct. 10, Cummings will be released from the Cayuga Correctional Facility and allowed to move back to Niagara Falls to live.

And let's just say that I am very glad that I live far, far away now. [types] [deletes].

I think of her family and my heart grieves while my fists ball in anger that any of these depraved pieces of shit should ever set foot out of a prison and breathe a free man's air for the rest of their wretched, miserable lives. They should have goddamn fucking fried.

Why does this affect me so personally? I lived 100 feet from the scene at the time. I was one of the first people interviewed by the canvassers in the morning. It was a cold December night or I would have had a window open. I might have heard her screams. I might have been able to call 911 and save her. I've lived with it for 17 years and this news is devastating to me.

I'm going to be Guy Frowney today.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 07:48 AM (u//oP)

61 52 "I also hope that it doesn't get caught up in politics at a time when women need access to health care," the mayor said.


Says the guy who was just claiming that one could justify abortion using the Bible which, in some places. says life starts at first breath.

#Courage!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:43 AM (bDqIh)

Funny how the "Shout Your Abortion" crowd still insists on just calling it "Health Care".

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 07:48 AM (sm6Pk)

62 "The 2 are not contradictory?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:42 AM (p0A33)"

"Locked and loaded" implies a battle posture. "Considering many options", along with the U.N. option and other prattle indicates a negotiated response.

Taken together, they are contradictory, confusing, weak and ultimately dangerous.

These situations are best met with a firm and convincing response that is subject to a fair amount of predictability. Anything less leads to miscalculation and that never ends well.

Any person who has studied or fought in the ME knows they only understand one thing, unmitigated use of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (VpIIl)

63 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:42 AM (zBaqJ)

JJ, I trust Kavanaugh as much as I trust any Ivy League trained RINO that grew up in Montgomery (defacto sanctuary) County Maryland with a mother that served as a judge.

Definitely has the disposition and temperament to consider the Constitution's intent.

And I know I am generalizing, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (BiNEL)

64 Happy 3rd anniversary and happy birthday JJ. I really appreciate what you do for us every day! Thank you!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (uDh3k)

65 60 Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 07:48 AM (u//oP)


I think when the individual in question walks out the prison door, an appropriate reception committee awaits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:51 AM (zBaqJ)

66 "Locked and loaded" implies a battle posture. "Considering many options", along with the U.N. option and other prattle indicates a negotiated response.

Taken together, they are contradictory, confusing, weak and ultimately dangerous.

These situations are best met with a firm and convincing response that is subject to a fair amount of predictability. Anything less leads to miscalculation and that never ends well.

Any person who has studied or fought in the ME knows they only understand one thing, unmitigated use of power.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (VpIIl)

No, basically all those 2 statements indicate is that all options are open. Having said that, sometimes I wish PDT would just STFU. And yes I also agree all the arabs understand is use of power and overwhelming force.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:51 AM (p0A33)

67 And I know I am generalizing, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (BiNEL)


Also known as "playing the odds".

My bet is Kav joins Roberts, given enough DNC prodding.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 07:51 AM (JtBPN)

68 Any person who has studied or fought in the ME knows they only understand one thing, unmitigated use of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (VpIIl)


See Debacle Bush XLI and Debacle Bush XLIII

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:52 AM (BiNEL)

69 I think when the individual in question walks out the prison door, an appropriate reception committee awaits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:51 AM (zBaqJ)

From what I understand, things have been discussed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 07:52 AM (u//oP)

70 All how think all taylor swift is only good for is sex and nobody gives a rats ass what she thinks raise your hand

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:52 AM (p0A33)

71 Congrats on 3 years JJ.... but holy shit, has it been 3 years!??!

That don't seem right, where's the time going?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 19, 2019 07:52 AM (5AVMW)

72 67 And I know I am generalizing, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (BiNEL)

Also known as "playing the odds".

My bet is Kav joins Roberts, given enough DNC prodding.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 07:51 AM (JtBPN)


If that is the case, then it's kind of a stupid play what they're doing now, no? I mean, I don't remember Gorsuch getting this treatment. What gives?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)

73
I think when the individual in question walks out the prison door, an appropriate reception committee awaits...

...the individual should have an unfortunate run in with a wood chipper on or about 11OCT

feet first

Posted by: AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (9C0cu)

74 I wonder if Trump is sabre rattling more to move the Europeans on sanctions than actually attack Iran. We still are not getting help on tightening the sanctions from them and now he's presenting the alternative of military action.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (yQpMk)

75 From what I understand, things have been discussed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 07:52 AM (u//oP)


Too bad I can't serve on that jury. They would be not guilty before the first word of testimony.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (JtBPN)

76 Funny how the "Shout Your Abortion" crowd still insists on just calling it "Health Care".

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 07:48 AM (sm6Pk)


Well, to be fair, "Shout Your Infanticide!" did not poll well in the focus groups!

Of course, those polls were taken before VA Gov Gosnell-Northam described how to conduct ethical infanticide in a genteel manner.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:56 AM (BiNEL)

77 Yeah, Canada is going to get (already has!) it's first black Prime Minister.
You do that VooDoo that you Do so Furry well.
By Mid October he will identify as Transgendered to scrape up the 762 Votes to stay in his rainbow office.

Posted by: saf at September 19, 2019 07:56 AM (5IHGB)

78 What gives?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)


Gorsuch didn't show weakness. Bullying him will only piss him off and drive him right.

Kav showed weakness by the gallon. Bullying him will not steel his resolve, like they show the kids on an after-school special. Bullying will only drive Kav left.

The only possible downside is the next nominee will be ready for it. Possibly.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 07:56 AM (JtBPN)

79 I mean, I don't remember Gorsuch getting this treatment. What gives?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)


Scrutinizing the acts of retards from a logical standpoint guarantees frustration.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 07:56 AM (y7DUB)

80 For all the political Left's shrieks about a so-called "War on women" and a systemic "rape culture" pervasive throughout American society, the reality that some 8 in 10 women and girls are sexually assaulted during the dangerous trek from Mexico and South America to the U.S. southern border is met mostly with silence. . .

Not to be a broken record, but we've known this for years - this was known while Obama was still in office.

This is why his 2014 unaccompanied minors policy was so EVIL. He claimed he cared about kids while knowingly encouraging desperate parents to place their kids into the hands of cayotes and cartels so that they could get in here and become the anchor for the rest of the family's immigration -- and all they had to do was pay for that passage with their bodies (rape, forced prostitution, drug mules, etc.).

THEN the institutions that Obama contracted to care for these kids upon arrival, the Catholic and Lutheran charities, were required to provide them "reproductive care." Yes, abortions, birth control, treatment for STDs. In fact, the Obama admin and ACLU sued Catholic Charities in order to ensure they provided the medical care to clean up after the coyotes/cartels and Lord knows who else sexually exploited these kids.

EVIL. And the information was out there years ago for anyone paying attention.

Keep this in mind when open border people claim to care about the immigrant kids separated from their parents.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 07:57 AM (bDqIh)

81 I saw a clip of the victim's mother crying while talking to a reporter and it has hit me like a punch to the gut. Coming that close to true evil...it's something you block out. And then something happens, like seeing that news clip, and it comes back.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 07:58 AM (u//oP)

82 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)

a) Gorsuch is not as squishy, and RBG is fast approaching her "use by" date.
2) They're practicing for the RBG replacement civilized discussion.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:59 AM (BiNEL)

83 Giving $350k house to the lower middle class and poor is just plain old FUCKING stupid. I my zip the median house is just under $200k.

Who is going to pay the electric bill. Yard maintenance? School taxes. The property taxes could be over $500/month.

We are fucked!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:59 AM (JFO2v)

84 Happy birthday AND anniversary, JJ! It's nice when these things fall on the same day. Easier to remember....

You do an amazing job every day!

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2019 08:00 AM (cF8AT)

85 Happy 3rd Birthiversary, JJ Sefton!

Posted by: Weasel at September 19, 2019 08:00 AM (RrqtM)

86 "No, basically all those 2 statements indicate is that all options are open. Having said that, sometimes I wish PDT would just STFU. And yes I also agree all the arabs understand is use of power and overwhelming force.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 07:51 AM (p0A33)"

I think we probably largely agree. But ultimately the worst thing you can do is send mixed messages. My opinion is we are doing that and it's due to the president's penchant to run his suck too much. That leads to miscalculations and it never ends well.

I'm also in the camp that you cannot simply sit back and watch escalating attacks without a response. The enemy is going to keep going until they find your breaking point. Trump keeps trying to imply that if they get to that point, it will be devastating. I'm not convinced at all, and if I am not, I'm curious what the enemy is thinking. This type of posture comes with very high risks, that risk being the next attack will take the lives of our men. That's just history and it's a lesson recently provided to the last president who never really learned it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 08:01 AM (VpIIl)

87 Contesting the Progressives' Takeover of Vermont
_______

I don't want to get my hopes up, but the gun grabbers may not sell outside the Ben & Jerry's set. Remember, Bernie had a decent record on that issue before he decided he should become our Duce.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 08:01 AM (VaN/j)

88 Happy 3rd Birthday JJ. Your column is a great way to start every morning.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 19, 2019 08:01 AM (RLiOt)

89 Can't even check without getting a dose of leftist bullshit."6 named storms at once tie modern record"

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 08:02 AM (KNsKs)

90 Who is going to pay the electric bill. Yard maintenance? School taxes. The property taxes could be over $500/month.
...
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:59 AM (JFO2v)


We are seeing the emergence of the NTEY* Party:


*Not Taxed Enough Yet

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 08:03 AM (BiNEL)

91 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 19, 2019 07:49 AM (BiNEL)

I think that pretty much nails it. He's in Kennedy's mold.

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 19, 2019 08:03 AM (NVYyb)

92 Vermont is one of the most beautiful states in the country. Some of the "natives" I've met are the most gracious and constitution loving people. The transplant, retard communists, liberals and pikers are real bottom barrel dwellers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 08:04 AM (VpIIl)

93 "Who is going to pay the electric bill. Yard maintenance? School taxes. The property taxes could be over $500/month.
... "


Maybe the same folk who gave us the 'BamaPhone'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:04 AM (cqNba)

94 >>I'm going to be Guy Frowney today.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Wow, that is so sad. Can understand the cloud over your head. Her poor family having to deal with that animal getting released.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 08:05 AM (bDqIh)

95 Charles Hurt has a great column over at breitbart. Search for Nuclear Option.
Very funny.

Posted by: JAS at September 19, 2019 08:06 AM (0LxiW)

96 93 "Who is going to pay the electric bill. Yard maintenance? School taxes. The property taxes could be over $500/month.
... "


Maybe the same folk who gave us the 'BamaPhone'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:04 AM (cqNba)

that was paid from Quote he Unquote stash!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 08:06 AM (JFO2v)

97 Maybe the same folk who gave us the 'BamaPhone'?

Nick Saban?

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 08:06 AM (KNsKs)

98 Greenfield: Kavanaugh Accuser Flew on Private Plane of Tech Boss Linked to Disinformation Campaign

I'm inclined to think the world will be a better place if Silicon Valley is wiped out by the next earthquake.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 08:06 AM (sdi6R)

99 Happy Anniversary, Sefton! Thank you for 3 years of great link-fu and 3 years of watching my lib brother's head explode whenever he asks me, " Oh, really?...and just where do you get your news from?" and I tell him, "I read the Morning Report by JJ Sefton. Religiously."

Oh, and Auguri, Mazel Tov and Happy Birthday!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2019 08:07 AM (8/7u2)

100 E. Warren did not dodge on the middle class tax hikes she wants. She came right out and said she will get them.


Then, she claimed it'll all be offset by free medical insurance. Then, she laughed evilly, "Bwaahhaaahhaa".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 08:08 AM (NVYyb)

101 Three years? No way, JJ. Maetenloch was posting here just a few months ago...

Cake? Ice cream? or Bourbon?

Posted by: American Pants at September 19, 2019 08:08 AM (4ceyg)

102 JJ's third anniversary? Covfefe for everybody!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 08:10 AM (NVYyb)

103 Happy birthday, JJ, and happy anniversary to your excellent column.

You are a treasure.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 08:10 AM (TdMsT)

104 OMG, that Tater quote on the sidebar about flan made me burst out laughing!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 19, 2019 08:10 AM (9mwLN)

105

I'm inclined to think the world will be a better place if Silicon Valley is wiped out by the next earthquake.



We'll still have the elite schools that cranked out these amoral Leftists.

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 19, 2019 08:11 AM (oVJmc)

106 Arg mateys 'n shiver me timbers. 'Tis sept 19 again

Posted by: Zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts !! at September 19, 2019 08:11 AM (XVgpK)

107 Erp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 08:11 AM (oVJmc)

108 Anna Luna versus Charlie Crist! It's on.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 08:12 AM (NVYyb)

109 Congrats J.J. and thanks! Also Happy Birthday!

Posted by: sinalco at September 19, 2019 08:13 AM (yODqO)

110 Why can't the businesses located in Silicon Valley relocate?

Like, maybe to Bangladesh?

Cuba?

North Korea?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:13 AM (cqNba)

111 Thanks for doing this for 3 years JJ! This is always my first stop for news in the morning, so much better than Drudge or the MSM.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2019 08:14 AM (N4xQB)

112 If California puts Iowa on the state travel ban list, does that mean Kamala can't go there anymore?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 08:14 AM (NVYyb)

113 J.J.: you should turn your prologues into a book.

Posted by: Anon at September 19, 2019 08:15 AM (yJy4c)

114 I'm hoping Trump doesn't let this deter him from picking someone like Willett

Got a feeling the left sees ACB as co-optable and and wants Trump to take her

They know RBG is mortus soonus

Posted by: REDACTED at September 19, 2019 08:15 AM (AQBtr)

115 Happy birthday, JJ, and happy anniversary to your excellent column.

You are a treasure.
Posted by: Ladyl

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 08:16 AM (arJlL)

116 Heh.

"ZUBAR". I'mma start using that on the reg now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 08:16 AM (Ct55T)

117 Morning Horde,

That "7 things I learned as a parent of a trans child" highlights how terrified I am as a new parent.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 08:17 AM (KUaJL)

118 3 years -- where does the time go! Thanks, JJ, for all your hard work in putting this together. I start every day reading through your links, it's the best quick summary of all the news that interests the right anywhere on the internet, so appreciate all you do!

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 19, 2019 08:17 AM (5KWnQ)

119 AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH Maties

wenches (and winches) beware

grog all aroun fer me friends

and fer JJ, na lashings terday, and 2 extra gils o potion

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 08:17 AM (JFO2v)

120 "a point of personal privilege if you will"

* uptwinkles *

Arrrrrrrgh, and a Happy Birthday to you, matey!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 08:18 AM (LKovk)

121 Congratulations on 3 years JJ!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 08:18 AM (Z65m4)

122 Fort Worth high school teacher Georgia Clarke tweeted in her private capacity that she wants illegal students, drug dealers, removed from the school in which she teaches.


The school board fired her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 08:19 AM (NVYyb)

123 Thanks for three years of depression, I mean information, JJ!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 19, 2019 08:20 AM (lwiT4)

124 "Fort Worth high school teacher Georgia Clarke tweeted in her private capacity that she wants illegal students, drug dealers, removed from the school in which she teaches.


The school board fired her. "

What's your point?

Posted by: School Boards Everywhere at September 19, 2019 08:21 AM (cqNba)

125 Trump is either tied or ahead of the dims in FL

It is mathematically impossible to be -16 nationwide to Joe 8 track and be ahead of him in FL

F"ING IMPOSSIBLE

Posted by: REDACTED at September 19, 2019 08:21 AM (AQBtr)

126 What is the total at this point? $20 trillion in spending Bernie has promised by taxing the top 1/2 of 1%? When do other Dems start calling bs on his numbers?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2019 08:21 AM (dNzKv)

127 "We are all Brett Kavanaugh"......brother you do not know how true a statement that is to me today. I am not accused of rape. I am accused of showing naked pics and video of me and the accuser having sex. I had to go file a restraining order Monday against a "white-knight" trying to defend (score points to get laid) her "honor". Can't wait for this crap to end. Again guys, do not mess around with massage therapists at your athletic club.

Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2019 08:22 AM (TDal4)

128 125 Trump is either tied or ahead of the dims in FL

It is mathematically impossible to be -16 nationwide to Joe 8 track and be ahead of him in FL

F"ING IMPOSSIBLE
Posted by: REDACTED at September 19, 2019 08:21 AM (AQBtr)

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You may be undercounting illegals new voters in California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 08:23 AM (q80AH)

129 Well, to be fair, "Shout Your Infanticide!" did not poll well in the focus groups!

Of course, those polls were taken before VA Gov Gosnell-Northam described how to conduct ethical infanticide in a genteel manner.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Always keep the pinkie extended!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 08:23 AM (Z65m4)

130 I sure wish I knew why in recent years, our taxes have been raised.

In no small part due to an increased demand for additional ESL teachers in the School District budget.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:23 AM (cqNba)

131 "Really, I keep trying to learn as much as I can about politics, and it's become something I'm now obsessed with, whereas before, I was living in this sort of political ambivalence, because the person I voted for had always won.

We were in such an amazing time when Obama was president because foreign nations respected us. We were so excited to have this dignified person in the White House. My first election was voting for him when he made it into office, and then voting to re-elect him.

I think a lot of people are like me, where they just didn't really know that this could happen. But I'm just focused on the 2020 election. I'm really focused on it. I'm really focused on how I can help and not hinder. Because I also don't want it to backfire again, because I do feel that the celebrity involvement with Hillary's campaign was used against her in a lot of ways."



Thanks, Taylor Swift, for getting political. We need your wisdom, especially the part where you didn't know that your chosen candidate could lose. How old are you? *eye roll*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 08:24 AM (bDqIh)

132 126 What is the total at this point? $20 trillion in spending Bernie has promised by taxing the top 1/2 of 1%? When do other Dems start calling bs on his numbers?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2019 08:21 AM (dNzKv)

I was told there would be no maths in this election!

Posted by: Commy Berni at September 19, 2019 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

133 Christian Artists Celebrate Religious Freedom Win: We Stand For Artists Everywhere

"We are super excited..."


As am I. I design wedding invitations and would rather go out of business than be forced to design art for a pretend homosexual sham marriage ceremony.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 19, 2019 08:24 AM (lwiT4)

134 "It is mathematically impossible to be -16 nationwide to Joe 8 track and be ahead of him in FL

F"ING IMPOSSIBLE "

Math be racist, Yo.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:24 AM (cqNba)

135 Arrr! Third anniversary sez you? Happy third anniversary sez I, wi' a hoistin' o' the Spanish vino sa ha! and a hearty huzzah. Burn me for a backstay else!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 19, 2019 08:24 AM (iB1oa)

136 We Are All Brett Kavanaugh is the subtitle of the Dem march toward utopia aka:
'Fucking That Chicken--Episode Veinte Cinco....'

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 19, 2019 08:25 AM (C0whw)

137 Brown face Trudeau, the latest racist liberal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2019 08:27 AM (XVTCi)

138 and BEE for the win

SNL Fires Comedian Accused Of Telling Funny Joke

Posted by: Commy Berni at September 19, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)

139 I sure wish I knew why in recent years, our taxes have been raised.

In no small part due to an increased demand for additional ESL teachers in the School District budget.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:23 AM (cqNba)


Raise taxes, cry poor, raise taxes, cry poor, raise taxes, cry poor. The mantra of school districts everywhere. Then they need a special bond for building renovations to.... the administration building. And the kids swarm the neighborhood selling trinkets to buy uniforms or fund the band. Teachers beg for school supplies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2019 08:27 AM (dNzKv)

140 Here the Anniversaries never catch up to the Birthdays....math done the Horde Way!!!!

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 19, 2019 08:28 AM (C0whw)

141 >>Well, to be fair, "Shout Your Infanticide!" did not poll well in the focus groups!


Right?

How about this: there are 2000+ women in Indiana who are wondering when the police will find their aborted baby's remains, helpfully preserved and labeled with their name and date by that ghoulish abortionist.

Can they DNA test these specimens? Might come in handy for those kids - as young as 10 years old - who got "reproductive healthcare" from the doc, who then bagged, labeled and saved the evidence of the deed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 08:28 AM (bDqIh)

142 Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2019 08:01 AM (VpIIl)

Yup we are on the same page.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 08:29 AM (p0A33)

143 141
Can they DNA test these specimens? Might come in handy for those kids - as young as 10 years old - who got "reproductive healthcare" from the doc, who then bagged, labeled and saved the evidence of the deed.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 08:28 AM (bDqIh)

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For the children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 08:29 AM (q80AH)

144 Happy birthday!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 08:29 AM (jYnPD)

145 Well, I thought by cutting the cable, I was going anonymous.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/342485/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 08:30 AM (cqNba)

146 One other point Mollie Hemingway has made is that the Trump administration has done much more work than any previous Republican one in vetting judges. And that one major factor has been deciding who can hold up under the assaults they knew were coming.

She says that while they didn't know the exact nature of the Blasey craziness, they knew that something generally like that was sure to come.

While I don't KNOW she's right, I trust Mollie above any other "journalist" out there. She's a treasure.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 08:30 AM (VaN/j)

147 Happy Anniversary, J.J.!!!
We love you!!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2019 08:30 AM (wiXsO)

148 Day-O! Day-ay-ay-O!

Posted by: Harry Trudeau at September 19, 2019 08:31 AM (2Mnv1)

149 >>For the children.

. . . and their rapists/abusers!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 08:32 AM (bDqIh)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

"If they have to pull the South Africa model to maintain power forever they will do it, and they're not afraid of it, and they're increasingly open about it. Donald Trump is merely the avatar for this, he didn't create it. He simply benefited from it, and I think the sooner that the majority, the actual numerical majority in this country, figures that out and stops treating these elections as just foregone conclusions that you can fix it with just a simple election and that it will be free and fair, the sooner that we will wake up and actually have majority rule in this country."Joy Reid


Quote II

Trump continues to be slammed for not “denouncing” white supremacy, no matter how many times he actually has. Can’t at least one “black leader” issue one tiny statement about how blacks should maybe not kill their bosses and co-workers after getting fired?

Is that too much to ask?

Of course it is, silly! Of course it is. David Cole


Quote III

“He could have passed on our methodologies, our tactics, and our whole covert infrastructure. If it is true that he is dealing with some of the worst people in the world, they will be looking for what do the police know, how do they do stings on us?

“The damage he has potentially done could be quite massive and it could be generational.” Bill Majcher, a former RCMP officer


Quote IV

So, the question remains – a question our much-worse betters most definitely do not want you asking because its answer will make every Normal American less likely to support our garbage elite’s scheme. The question, you furry freak and all you bloodthirsty leftist Venezuelaphiles, is how many Americans are you willing to see die to realize your dream of an America composed of disarmed serfs? Kurt Schlichter


Quote V

Your rights get lost when you depart from the original meaning. And then sometimes, wait, it gets worse. Not only does it take stuff away, it puts stuff in there that isn't." Justice Neil Gorsuch

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The dreamchocolate milk police might be coming for chocolate milk in NYC schools.

It’s a school lunch staple, but could it soon be a thing of the past?

The Department of Education is reportedly considering a ban on chocolate milk in city schools.

But that idea is not exactly sitting well with some parents.

Don't you just love totalitarian regimes!

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No word if this procedure was named after Hillary Clinton. Plastic surgery for Resting Bitch Face.

To achieve the look, doctors use techniques such as the injection of fillers into the face and sometimes Botox, medical experts said. The procedure takes about 10 to 20 minutes, costs between $500-5,000, with top docs, depending on the number of shots. It typically lasts up to two years.

Although the term RBF entered the cultural lexicon about six years ago, requests for the procedure “more than doubled” over the last year, says Shafer.

It’s because of a public shift in focus from the upper to lower face — “popularized by the Kardashians,” he says, and their affinity for lip injections.


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In France, the ends justifies the means. It's one thing for jury nullification, but judge nullification. Wow.


Two climate crisis protesters who removed Emmanuel Macron’s portrait from an official building were justified in doing so because of the severity of the environmental emergency, a judge has said.

​The ​judge in Lyon acquitted the pair of theft in a ruling hailed as historic by campaigners.

In February, a group of 20 activists entered the town hall in a district of the French city. Two of them, Fanny Delahalle, 33, and Pierre Goinciv, 32, removed a portrait of the president, copies of which hang in all official buildings in France. They were pictured holding the gold-framed portrait outside the entrance of the building.

Prosecutors demanded they be fined €500 (£445). The public prosecutor, Rozenn Huon, told the court: “It’s clearly theft and it has done nothing to help climate change.”

The judge conceded “an object of a very strong symbolic value” had been stolen but said the climate crisis was more serious.


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If thoughts and prayers don't work. Why not try Holy Water.


Priests administering blessings with holy water is nothing new. But one Russian priest and his colleagues recently took that idea to the extreme.

As reported by Newsweek, Father Alexander Goryachev and Bishop Metropolitan Savva marked Russia’s unofficial Sobriety Day holiday on Sept. 11 by “cleansing” the city of Tver with 18 gallons of holy water.


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Some people eat to live, some live to eat. If I ever got to the Mission District in San Francisco I would like to check out Walzwerk, an East German restaurant.

IT’S A BUZZING EVENING IN San Francisco’s Mission District, but walking through the front door of what is perhaps the only East German restaurant in the United States feels like stepping into another country, as well as the past. At Walzwerk, framed illustrations of Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx, and Friedrich Engels share space along one of the eatery’s walls, and a large poster extolling the quality of the former East Germany’s Maxhütte steelworks hangs on another.

The cozy two-room space is heavy with the scent of sausage and sauerkraut, and the only server floats between customers, delivering plates of herring and steaming bowls of potato soup. On the restaurant’s outside entry is a metal sign reading “You Are Now Leaving the American Sector.” That’s pretty accurate. By serving East German cuisine, Walzwerk is a portal to life behind the Iron Curtain and to a state that no longer exists.


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It’s nice to be wanted. The story of how I spent two years on the U.S. Marshals’ Top 15 Most Wanted list as a fugitive from justice.

I’d spent my late teenage years dealing weed and psychedelics while following the Grateful Dead, only to get busted by cops in Northern Virginia for selling LSD and marijuana at East Coast colleges back in 1991. In my youthful, defiant brain, I’d just been selectively disregarding the law, just like everyone else does — albeit on a scale that involved thousands of hits of acid. I’d get LSD sent to me by an associate on the West Coast, and then distribute it, wholesale, to a network of suppliers and dealers. Unfortunately, one of the people on that supply chain turned out to be an undercover cop.

Though as a dealer I never shot anyone or beat anybody down, some LSD that had passed through my hands found its way into those of a teenager, who in June 1991 was found by the Fairfax County cops, tripping on six tabs of acid, naked except for a blanket. As the officers attempted to restore some calm to the situation, things got heated and the kid somehow managed to steal one of the cops’ guns and ended up shooting one of them in the chest (thankfully, the officer lived).


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Had a recent MRI or x-ray taken? Your images may be on the internet unbeknownst to you.

Medical images and health data belonging to millions of Americans, including X-rays, MRIs, and CT scans, are sitting unprotected on the Internet and available to anyone with basic computer expertise.

The records cover more than 5 million patients in the United States and millions more around the world. In some cases, a snoop could use free software programs—or just a typical Web browser—to view the images and private data, an investigation by ProPublica and the German broadcaster Bayerischer Rundfunk found.

We identified 187 servers—computers that are used to store and retrieve medical data—in the US that were unprotected by passwords or basic security precautions. The computer systems, from Florida to California, are used in doctors' offices, medical-imaging centers, and mobile X-ray services.


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This is sooooooooo rich. The man who spends million on gun control campaigns is not happy with college campuses.

Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has had "enough" with the "intolerance" on college campuses.

In a recent op-ed, Bloomberg took on everything from viewpoint diversity -- or the lack thereof -- on college campuses to the trend of recent boycotts against businesses over their owners' political giving.

"Take recent demands to boycott businesses whose investors have voiced support for the president," Bloomberg writes. "The question is not whether business boycotts are legitimate. The question is whether Americans can live and work together without being so absolutist about politics and intolerant of viewpoint diversity."

Bloomberg adds that "healthy democracy is about living with disagreement, not eliminating it."

So I get to keep my AR-15, continue to drink large sugary drinks and enjoy some tasty foods made with trans-fats.

Pandora's box is open and Mayor Bloomberg you helped pull the lid off.


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Revenge....served best with wet naps. Recently The ONT covered the story of Cilla Carden, from Perth, Australia. H/T Bitter Clinger.

More than 2,000 people have said they will attend the so-called Community BBQ for Cilla Carden, and another 6,000 have expressed an interest.

12 September 2019
“Don’t let Cilla destroy a good old Aussie tradition, join us for a community BBQ and help Cilla Carden GET SOME PORK ON HER FORK,” the event’s creator, Bailey Mason, writes in the description.


Responding to the backlash, Ms Carden told Australian media: “This issue has been blown out of proportion. This is not about a vegan versus meat issue.

“I respect the right of people to eat meat. I have no problem with barbecues. The real issue is one between neighbours.”

Sounds like we have quite a few Morons down under.


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Feelings.

The Sun reports that a proposed legal ban on eating dogs and cats was blocked by officials in the UK’s Ministry of Justice. The reason? Member of Parliament Giles Watling was told by a source inside the Ministry it would be “culturally insensitive for the government to dictate to other nations what they should eat.”

The source added that the law would be difficult to enforce and the “current ban on transporting or exporting dog and cat meat suffices.”


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If this is true. This is the best news I've heard this week.

Twenty-four years after its end, The Far Side appears set for a surprising return.

A just-launched official site for Gary Larson’s often anthropomorphic, always surreal one-panel comic strip was recently updated with a new cartoon showing a man with a blowtorch thawing out various animals and human characters who populated the series. Underneath was the message “Uncommon, unreal, and (soon-to-be) unfrozen. A new online era of The Far Side is coming!”

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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



On this day: 18 Sep 1970
Jimi Hendrix was pronounced dead on arrival at St. Mary Abbot's Hospital in London at the age of 27 after choking on his own vomit. Hendrix left the message 'I need help bad man', on his managers answer phone earlier that night. Rumors and conspiracy theories grew up around Hendrix’s death. Eric Burdon claimed Jimi had committed suicide, but that’s contradicted by reports that he was in a good frame of mind. In 2009, a former Animals roadie published a book claiming that Jimi’s manager had admitted to him that he arranged the murder of Hendrix, since the guitarist wanted out of his contract. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Another rocker who left too soon. Great Jimi cover...........


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The holidays are right around the corner. What do you get the person in your life who "has everything"? This

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[X] Shirtless
[X] Aggressive
[X] Intoxicated
[X]Genius Award Winner

BANFF – It's not every day a man tries to fight a grizzly bear.

But it appears that is what happened in Banff National Park in 2015 when Devin Mitsuing, 35, got out of his truck shirtless and began shouting at the young grizzly while in a "boxing stance" before charging at it, according to an eyewitness to the incident.

Caught on camera by a couple of nearby photographers, who were taking pictures of the lone grazing grizzly on Highway 93 and called RCMP after the incident, Mitsuing was later located in Radium, B.C. by RCMP and a Park Warden and charged under the National Parks Act, for disturbing wildlife in a national park.

After two previous missed court dates, the case finally came to trial in the Canmore Provincial Courthouse Friday (Sept. 13) morning with Judge George Gaschler finding the Saskatchewan man guilty and imposing a $4,000 fine.

"It is abundantly clear this is a disturbance of a grizzly bear and I find [Mr. Mitsuing] guilty," Judge Gaschler said.

***

College football can be an intense experience. These fans made it a Feel Good Story of The Day.

University of Georgia football fans swapped out red for pink this weekend to honor the wife of the opposing coach.

The fans staged a "pink out" of the stadium to remember Wendy Anderson, the wife of Arkansas State coach Blake Anderson.

Wendy died last month after a two-year fight against breast cancer.

"It has been a really emotional week," Anderson said after the game on Saturday. "I just want to say publicly: one of the classiest moves I've ever seen. It's hard to truly prepare for something like that."


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1 Ding

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (w2TA9)

2 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

3 Beat the new guy

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (aS1PU)

4 Hot damn! Happy cat dance time.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (w2TA9)

5 Fake photo, but beautiful nonetheless!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)

6 M-O-O-N That spells ONT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (HaL55)

7 Ahoy, ſodomites and ſodomettes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

8 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

9 #nevertrustalibertarian
not ever
not even a teeny tiny bit.

Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (Bf3hj)

10 Time to read content.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (w2TA9)

11 David Cole was one of the first hit by the Social-Justice mob, bless him. Hell, he got hit twice.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:06 PM (ykYG2)

12 Joy Reid needs to be sent to Camp Mugabe.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at September 18, 2019 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)

13 Happy, um Wednesday (?), Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

14 Eh

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 10:07 PM (R3pi1)

15 Great pic Mis hum

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (R3pi1)

16 That moon - ooohhh! Thanks, Mis Hum!

Now where did I put my chocolate milk?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (64MP/)

17 Ladyl!! {{hugs}}

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

18 WHY do I click mystery links? WHYYYY

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (+72t1)

19 Whoa what a moon. Beautiful. Where is that, MisHum?

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (UUkQp)

20 17 Ladyl!! {{hugs}}
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)


{{{Jewells!}}}

One month!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

21
One month!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} {{{Jewells!}}}


Tick tock...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

22 Such a girthy ONT, MisHum. It will take me all night to get through it!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

23 "Bayerischer Rundfunk" is a hell of a name. I'm going to start slipping that into music conversations to see if anyone notices.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

24 Whoa what a moon. Beautiful. Where is that, MisHum?
Posted by: Eromero

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About 239,000 miles from here Eromero.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)

25 Oooh! Anus melts!

Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (ufFY8)

26 That moon in the pic is almost big enough to be mistaken for Hillary Clinton's ass.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (m3tRO)

27 Real commie food cut with real commie sawdust.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (qu+gO)

28 Did Gary Larson go through a divorce recently, by any chance?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (tH5fk)

29
One month!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} {{{Jewells!}}}


Tick tock...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)



{{{Hrothgar!!!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

30 I know! I'm so excited. Work has been such a bitch I will be soooo ready to let my hair down!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

31 Hey everybody.

"Try one of our $3 anus melts"

The missing G is for giggles...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

32 ...Mitsuing was later located in Radium, B.C. by RCMP and a Park Warden and charged under the National Parks Act, for disturbing wildlife in a national park. ...

Lemme guess. He was a repo man.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (aS1PU)

33 I'm going to officially complain to Amazon.

For the THIRD time this month now, I've gotten an obviously used item when I ordered a *new* one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

34 Walzwerk, an East German restaurant.

Late to the game.

There has been a pub/pizzeria in Budapest for twenty years decorated with commie kitsch.

Decent pizza.

http://marxim.hu/?lang=en

Posted by: Miklos, been there, done that at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

35 The Yoko H8 on the last thread was getting intense.

It's good to hang out here, where Ms. Ono is appreciated and discussed more than on other threads.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Astounding Artistry Appreciation Association at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (uL22A)

36 30 I know! I'm so excited. Work has been such a bitch I will be soooo ready to let my hair down!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)


I'd better start building up my tolerance to liquor, pronto!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

37 I ate at a Hardee's once. Once.


Pretty sure Anus Melt is not a mis-print.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (tH5fk)

38 Just a reminder, tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrr.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (m3tRO)

39 Also, dinner news: I ate out at Sizzler tonight.

I tried the Malibu Chicken. Not bad!

But, I don't dare touch their new... San Francisco Chicken. Brrrrrrr..........

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

40 So I get to keep my AR-15, continue to drink large sugary drinks and enjoy some tasty foods made with trans-fats.

I may be wrong, but I thought that Bloomy and his pals also decided that restaurants had to remove salt shakers from restaurant tables.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

41
Your rights get lost when you depart from the original meaning. And then sometimes, wait, it gets worse. Not only does it take stuff away, it puts stuff in there that isn't.

"About the Declaration there is a finality that is exceedingly restful. It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning can not be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction can not lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers." - Calvin Coolidge

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (7rVsF)

42 The hypocrisy of the dog eater is outrageous.
Obama says presidents shouldn't watch tv or read social media
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/342512/

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (KNsKs)

43 For the THIRD time this month now, I've gotten an obviously used item when I ordered a *new* one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

same seller?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (+72t1)

44 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

45 davidt, and the day after that is Talk Like A Snake Day. Ssssssss!!!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

46 Anus melts? No thanks.

Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (0LxiW)

47 Hardee's: Nah, bro. I have *standards*. If I'm going to try an anus melt, it's going to be a quality one. $10 minimum.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (tBswe)

48 40 Meanwhile Bloomberg himself supposedly puts salt on pizza...

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (KNsKs)

49 Will Niki Manaj lend her body to a guy?

Posted by: Axeman, asking for a friend at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (ruxHp)

50 So my perforated asshole 2018 is now visible to the entire internet?

Sheesh, you'd think I'd have gotten better royalty cheques. That's age-ism, straight up.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)

51 vmom, one was from one of their 'marketplace sellers,' the other two times were straight Amazon.

Someone somewhere isn't paying attention to what gets grabbed and goes out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

52 Oh I brag alot. Hell, I'll probably been in bed by 10:00.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

53 Happy ONT my pretties. I just watched "The Enterprise Incident", wherein Spock romances the female Romulan commander while Kirk steals their cloaking device.

Now I'm watching "Star Trek Continues" Episode 10, and the Romulan commander is played by the daughter of the actress in the original series.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (kQs4Y)

54 >>For the THIRD time this month now, I've gotten an obviously used item when I ordered a *new* one.

I know, right. I order adult diapers and they arrive used!

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (2cuLk)

55 For the THIRD time this month now, I've gotten an obviously used item when I ordered a *new* one.
Posted by: qdpsteve

The "open box" sexbot deals are probably prototypes.

Check UL Certification.

Posted by: Miklos, consumer advocate at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

56 Just a reminder, tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrr.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (m3tRO)


The Pirate's Rulebook Guidelines specify the use of "Arrrggghh!", matey!

Posted by: Hrothgar Pirate Extrordinaire at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (BiNEL)

57 Hillary, my condolences.
Maybe stop buying in bulk from the 33-cent store... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

58 Work has been such a bitch I will be soooo ready to let my hair down!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)


Hair-letting-down is only allowed with a permit from the Navarro County Sheriff between the hours of sunrise and sunset on the first Monday of the month.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

59 Re Quote V:

What strikes me as funny is, the Left went and totally debased themselves over Kavanaugh, and so far, it's been Gorsuch, the guy no one made a big deal over, who's said and done the more impressive things as a SCOTUS justice. In my opinion, at any rate.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)

60 Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Astounding Artistry Appreciation Association at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (uL22A)

We don't H8 Ms Yoko on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

61 I think one misconception about resting bitch face is that it mistakenly conveys the impression that the person suffering from it is bitchy when they are actually a nice, kind, happy person that only appears bitchy.

The reality is much different.

Must women that suffer from resting bitch face are just bitches that are thinking bitchy thoughts while looking like a bitch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (pyXW1)

62 Hillary's bitch-face is neither resting, nor even remotely common. Her bitch-face is malignant and quite dangerous. Feel free to name anyone, ANYONE, mind you, toward whom this lefty abuela no longer bears a grudge. Can't be done.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (RVcmP)

63 Props to the cool headed grizzly. "No way, man, I'm just trying to eat here, and you look like your liver would taste bad. Leave me alone plz"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

64 Looks like Shep Smith is going to be rushing to his local Hardee's.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (tVQUs)

65 Miklos, that's all I need is a defective sexbot.

"Foreign unrecognized object inserted. Engage removal technology!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

66 >>Anus melts?

I get that from Taco Bell.

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (2cuLk)

67 Lemme guess. He was a repo man.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:12 PM (aS1PU)


Lives by a code?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

68 If I'm going to try an anus melt, it's going to be a quality one. $10 minimum.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (tBswe)


Same as in town, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar Pirate Extrordinaire at September 18, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)

69 52 Oh I brag alot. Hell, I'll probably been in bed by 10:00.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


Drink lots of coffee beforehand!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

70 Brave mr. Buck was just mentoring at risk black yooths, youH8rz!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, vt woymnz klinic at September 18, 2019 10:18 PM (fBf2T)

71 Anus melts? Damn, climate change is worse than we thought.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 10:18 PM (COzlW)

72 LMAO
Jules always listens to Bongino. I guess today he was pretty hysterical. The best part is when he flew it back into Washington DC he was going through the airport and got the stink eye from some tall dude staring hem down. It turns out it was Bob Mueller, how f****** funny is that?

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 18, 2019 10:18 PM (tQDtQ)

73 Great question I saw tonight at FB, *not* Quora:

"What is Beto O'Rourke's Secret Service code name?"

(My guess would be: "The Guy I'm Not Taking A Bullet For Ever Ever Ever No Way No How")

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

74 Would love to know where that moon pick was taken!

And the Georgia Pink story is dusty.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 10:19 PM (BLFnH)

75 Good evening, fellow denizens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2019 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)

76 ToneyPete @ 24- Well, that was helpful and informative. I wrote that down for future reference. Glad I won't drinking some semi-expensive bourbon.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 10:19 PM (UUkQp)

77 What's the logic behind banning chocolate milk, a lot of it doesn't even have real chocolate nowadays?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (tVQUs)

78 And Calvin Coolidge was labeled an "anti-intellectual" by people who thought they could decide that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (ruxHp)

79
I had a nice phone interview with some people I've known for years and who like my work experience.

They started right off at the place I hoped wouldn't come up right away. Would I relocate to the Philadelphia area? I said it depended on what relocation they offered and what the salary was.

I doubt they're going any further with me, but there's a possibility of other business with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (7rVsF)

80 Star Trek Continues is great. The best fan spinoff of TOS.

DS9 > TOS season 2 > STC > TNG > TOS 1/3.

[Voyager, Enterprise, and Star Trek: VD don't exist. They're just bad dreams.]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

81 Brave mr. Buck was just mentoring at risk black yooths, youH8rz!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, vt woymnz klinic at September 18, 2019 10:18 PM (fBf2T)


Just helping them turn their lives around...


oh wait

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

82 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (arJlL)

83 'Sup?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

84 I had some szechuan that melted anus once.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

85 I can hear Jimi's guitar drop into The Wind Cries Mary in my head right now.

Others play(ed) the notes.
Jimi made em come alive.

Posted by: teej at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (gJ3Vg)

86 I doubt they're going any further with me, but there's a possibility of other business with them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----

On the plus side you did have a good interview with them. Nicely done!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

87 What's the logic behind banning chocolate milk, a lot of it doesn't even have real chocolate nowadays?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (tVQUs)


It tastes good. There will be no more of that!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (aS1PU)

88 I wish Bill Watterson would return more than Gary Larson though not by much.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (2DOZq)

89 Anu Smelts? In many ways, this is also the story of barak obama.

Posted by: off cloggensock adobejuan kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (fBf2T)

90 [Voyager, Enterprise, and Star Trek: VD don't exist. They're just bad dreams.]
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

I thought it was technically Star Trek: STD now?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (2PXwn)

91 Good evening, fellow denizens.
Posted by: Count de Monet

If someone said "denizette" it might be a whole new word.

Posted by: Oxford Miklos Dictionary at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

92 hi Infidel! *muah*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

93 Ooh. The New York school ban of chocolate milk brings back memories of my Catholic school childhood. On the first Friday of the month, for a nickel each, we could have a chocolate milk and a glazed doughnut after church.

Liberals can't stand seeing people enjoy life.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

94 Oh I will be too excited to meet everyone Ladyl. I think I can manage to hang in there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

95 hogmartin, The Sheriff is my friend.

No bail money will be needed.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:22 PM (MxIn6)

96 If someone said "denizette" it might be a whole new word.

Posted by: Oxford Miklos Dictionary at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

Congratulations! You just coined it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (q1Pj5)

97 Oh my. That is a great cover of Voodoo Child. Wow.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (wRHNT)

98 I had some szechuan that melted anus once.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That's why you ask for an extra pair of chopsticks.

Posted by: Gen. Tso's Miklos at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

99 DS9 > TOS season 2 > STC > TNG > TOS 1/3.
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I rate this: CORRECT.

Even Enterprise and Voyager have the occasional good episode.

Have you seen the DS9 documentary "What We Left Behind"? Excellent.

https://ds9documentary.com/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (kQs4Y)

100 Chocolate milk is great strenuous activity recovery drink .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

101 94 Oh I will be too excited to meet everyone Ladyl. I think I can manage to hang in there.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)


It will be so much fun to see members of the Horde IRL.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

102 31 Hey everybody.

"Try one of our $3 anus melts"

The missing G is for giggles...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Thank you. I hadn't figured out which letter some prankster removed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

103 No bail money will be needed.

All the morons just breathed a sigh of relief! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

104 Member of Parliament Giles Watling was told by a source inside the Ministry it would be "culturally insensitive for the government to dictate to other nations what they should eat."

Does that mean it's also culturally insensitive to tell Americans we can't eat beef?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

105 103 No bail money will be needed.

All the morons just breathed a sigh of relief! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)


Tris is a first for a MoMee, Ben Had thinks of everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:25 PM (BiNEL)

106 I'm not sure why NYC kids get milk at all, chocolate or otherwise.

Make those little bastards drink Silk and grow soy-tits.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 10:25 PM (pyXW1)

107 Jewells, I forgot to tell you that Helena Handbasket will also be staying at the ranch. She has her own room.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:25 PM (MxIn6)

108 $3 ANUS MELTS

That's why you need to work on those glutes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

109 nerdygirl, no charge :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

110 105 This

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)

111 Anybody else tempted to go over to that Sunnyskyz website and just stay there forever?

What has reality done for YOU lately?

Posted by: MW at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (hNTtn)

112
I think we scared the newbie off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (7rVsF)

113 It will be so much fun to see members of the Horde IRL.

The only one I've met is NaCly. Anyone can see what I look like at any time. From the shoulders up anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

114 >>>Does that mean it's also culturally insensitive to tell Americans we can't eat beef?


Nope, we are terrible Americans

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

115 Jimi used to play in little richard's band, till he got in the habit of loading his amp with match heads and flicking in a lit match for fun.

Posted by: adobe juan bumps blackwell kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (fBf2T)

116 Hadrian, some of our hazing rituals are a bit creepy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

117 Come on, icecream!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (yQpMk)

118 I think we scared the newbie off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (7rVsF)


And he showed such promise!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (BiNEL)

119
I did some extended visiting in Canada around 2000. There was an intelligence scandal in the news then too.

Some minority female RCMP intelligence worker was studying for a test to get a higher position. She took a massive comprehensive intelligence document home with her, the crown jewels basically, projected threats, plans assets, structures and methods, you name it. She did this in complete violation of regulations and the law. She wanted to study for the test while on vacation.

She left the document in her car while parked at a stadium -- hockey game -- that night. Some local derelicts broke into her car and stole the briefcase containing the intelligence document.

She went out of town on vacation the next day, and get this -- didn't tell anyone at the agency about the stolen document until she got back from vacation 10 days later.

The police located the derelicts, questioned them intently, looked in the dumpster they'd thrown the briefcase, and the city landfill -- but of course the document was never found.

The news article said that long time workers in the agency were enraged and considered the fate of the woman an indicator of whether they would stay with the agency or resign. Affirmative action and political correctness had apparently already caused considerable problems, and this was the last straw.

I never did see how it turned out, but I would bet she kept her job and escaped prosecution, maybe even got promoted. Anybody know?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (t5m5e)

120 Even Enterprise and Voyager have the occasional good episode.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:23 PM (kQs4Y)


Enterprise is actually a decent show, once it hits its stride, and if you can overlook the theme music.

Please don't fight me.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

121 Denizette (copyright, all rights reserved)

*sits back, waits for the money to roll in*

Posted by: Miklosian Intellectual Properties, LTD at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

122 OMG - I just found out -

The October Dem debate will be held in my AO. https://www.otterbein.edu/presidentialdebate/

The smug and preening camp followers, hangers on, cutthroats, scoundrels, thieves, presstitutes, murderers and the candidates themselves, BIRM, will be more than I can take.

Ugh.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)

123 113 It will be so much fun to see members of the Horde IRL.

The only one I've met is NaCly. Anyone can see what I look like at any time. From the shoulders up anyway.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)


I've met several, most from Ohio. Super nice people!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

124 Buck's MO sounds familiar. Was he eating these guys?

Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at September 18, 2019 10:28 PM (m3tRO)

125 She has her own room.

I believe you mentioned that yes. Am I sleeping with the horses? Should I bring apples?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

126
Anus melt - is that related at all to the "anal leakage" side effect from potato chips prepared with Olestra?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:28 PM (pNxlR)

127 Hadrian, some of our hazing rituals are a bit creepy...


Hey...have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? And it's exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

128 Whoa what a moon. Beautiful. Where is that, MisHum?

In the sky

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:29 PM (arJlL)

129 just watched tonight's edition of the Country Music Documentary, and it was excellent, again. Featured stories - Patsy Kline and Johnny Cash, and a bit of Elvis. I never knew that "Crazy", Patsy Kline's biggest hit, was written by Willy Nelson.

it suddenly struck me why I'm enthralled by documentaries like this, and history in general. It's because you can only know who you are if you know who we were. By learning what was, I learn what I am.

and that's the core, base problem with all of the SJW's, and other young un's going nuts with idiotic ideas and beliefs today - they are desperately searching for an identity, because they don't have one. They never learned, they were never taught, who we were, and thus they have no idea who they are. And they're always going to be miserable, and inflict their misery on those around them, because they have no chance of figuring any of that out the way they're going.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:29 PM (V2Yro)

130 Enterprise is actually a decent show, once it hits its stride, and if you can overlook the theme music.

Please don't fight me.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)
---
Only some light, consensual tussling.

I watched it years after it was off the air and really enjoyed it once, as you say, it found its sea legs. I liked that it had more continuity.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:29 PM (kQs4Y)

131 In the sky

Smart ass.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

132 We don't H8 Ms Yoko on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

...we just don't want to see or hear Yoko on the ONT...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (64MP/)

133 Jewells, no, you have your own room as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (MxIn6)

134 50 So my perforated asshole 2018 is now visible to the entire internet?

Sheesh, you'd think I'd have gotten better royalty cheques. That's age-ism, straight up.
Posted by boulder t'hobo


So maybe that's why we're so heavily sedated during the butt procedures. They don't want us to know that they're all laughing their asses off when they upload photos to the internet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

135 No bail money will be needed.

Does this apply to..um..outstanding warrants?

Asking for a Hungarian friend.

Posted by: Miklos the All-American Boy at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

136 Hardee har har

Anus doesn't melt.

Posted by: rosie o'derrigible at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (UWStq)

137 We don't H8 Ms Yoko on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *


What on earth are you smoking, MisHum?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

138 lol Ben Had. I was teasing. And again I'm so very grateful

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

139 Jewells, no, you have your own room as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (MxIn6)



Believe me, you'll get used to the stomping, pawing, and neighing pretty quickly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

140 129, that's a good point.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (o1fzk)

141 So maybe that's why we're so heavily sedated during the butt procedures. They don't want us to know that they're all laughing their asses off when they upload photos to the internet.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Assholes

Posted by: Miklos, pithy at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

142 For the record those Anus Melts were pretty good....right Reggie?

Speaking of which you ever get the rest of the hot cheese out of there?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (WdocV)

143 Joy Reid can lick my anus melt

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (mrrpb)

144 50 So my perforated asshole 2018 is now visible to the entire internet?

Sheesh, you'd think I'd have gotten better royalty cheques. That's age-ism, straight up.
Posted by boulder t'hobo
---
Was that the Prince Albert thing I've heard about? Or is it Ruprecht?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (kQs4Y)

145 Melts in your mouth

...not on your glans.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (cb2cm)

146 "When the lower classes rebel, you get riots. When the middle classes rebel, you get revolutions."


That's from the sidebar and quite accurate.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (UX5QD)

147 ...we just don't want to see or hear Yoko on the ONT...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (64MP/)


Dude, do NOT poke the bear!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (BiNEL)

148 >>Believe me, you'll get used to the stomping, pawing, and neighing pretty quickly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I wasn't planning on being there.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (2cuLk)

149 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3qlnq2w

https://tinyurl.com/yy5q652o

https://tinyurl.com/y53q8ldp

https://tinyurl.com/y4dotqx5

https://tinyurl.com/yyh3bnew

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (qAR6u)

150 The judge conceded an object of a very strong symbolic value had been stolen but said the climate crisis was more serious.
***

Anyone have the judge's address? I think I need to demonstrate the importance of climate change by stealing his stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (WdocV)

151
Believe me, you'll get used to the stomping, pawing, and neighing pretty quickly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)


Jewells has nothing to worry about. I'm not sharing a room with her.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

152 Alas, my personal day for the 19th was denied today. I see that the TxMoMee spans the 18th as well- will there be activities suitable for a day trip from DFW?

Posted by: Retief at September 18, 2019 10:33 PM (yBQiw)

153 152nd? I'm never going to make the board at this rate.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 10:33 PM (jh17W)

154 When the lower classes rebel, you get riots. When the middle classes rebel, you get revolutions.


When the upper classes rebel, you get a civil war.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

155 We don't H8 Ms Yoko on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Sumpm' ain't quite right with that boy.

Posted by: Miklos, quoting fambly at September 18, 2019 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

156 Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 10:31 PM (o1fzk)

When you have no past, you can bet you won't have any input into your future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

157 "Anus melts"... Not sure if there's only one such pic of that floating 'round the 'net or not... Like the "Now hiring losers" signs that I've not seen in a long time...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 10:34 PM (7WaWV)

158 160

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2019 10:34 PM (u6t70)

159 Jewells has nothing to worry about. I'm not sharing a room with her.

lol... well I snore.. at least that's what I've been told so Helena will be thankful we aren't sharing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

160 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y653v8fy

https://tinyurl.com/yx8jonqy

https://tinyurl.com/y2mwa7tv

https://tinyurl.com/yxokg8s5

https://tinyurl.com/y5jksaf4

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2019 10:34 PM (qAR6u)

161 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:30 PM (64MP/)

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

162 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?

Posted by: adobe juan sometimes enuf blood in my shit dracula would eat it kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (fBf2T)

163 When the upper classes rebel, you get a civil war.

Sometimes things work out.

Posted by: the Barons at Runnymede at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)

164 I think they should ban the stuff that *pretends* to be chocolate milk.
But they should serve the good stuff freely and with abandon.

Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (mRtYs)

165 Tom Servo, I heard Burns spent a fair amount of time on Lefty Frizzell.,a hometown Corsicana boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (MxIn6)

166 Hi everyone. You are all wonderful people, and I hope that your fortunes rise.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (l9m7l)

167 will there be activities suitable for a day trip from DFW?
Posted by: Retief

Suitable?

Commensurate.

Felicitous.

Swell.

Up to snuff.

Posted by: Miklosaurus at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

168 so close, ALH!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

169 Found a funny bit from Trevor Noah.

Seriously.


Link goes to youtube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSSFAGx3GNY

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:36 PM (WdocV)

170 Joy Reid must be one really miserable person. What a vile, clueless, ignorant individual.
I almost feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 10:36 PM (axyOa)

171 >>> 167 will there be activities suitable for a day trip from DFW?
Posted by: Retief

Suitable?

Commensurate.

Felicitous.

Swell.

Up to snuff.
Posted by: Miklosaurus at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

Miklos knows!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2019 10:36 PM (0ReGO)

172 I appreciate Yoko for her effort.
You can tell she puts all she has into it.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (UX5QD)

173 Jewells, I forgot to tell you that Helena Handbasket will also be staying at the ranch. She has her own room.
Posted by: Ben Had

Well, la=dee-dah !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (arJlL)

174 >>>What on earth are you smoking, MisHum?

Nothing. Have something to share?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

175 If eating dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Don't judge me. I didn't f*ck me brother.

Posted by: President Precedent at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (WdocV)

176 When the lower classes rebel, you get riots. When the middle classes rebel, you get revolutions.
When the upper classes rebel, you get a civil war.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:33 PM (yQpMk)


Personally, I'm betting on a trifecta if when we elect another Democrat President, and maybe before that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (BiNEL)

177 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?
Posted by: adobe juan

----

The Dr. usually either gives you enough drugs to knock your ass out or put you in a twilight sleep. I suppose you can do it A Cappella, butt I don't know why anyone would choose that route.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)

178 "said the climate crisis was more serious"


Sweet! So, now I can get acquitted of *anything* as long as I'm trying to prevent/lessen murders!

Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 10:38 PM (mRtYs)

179
and that's the core, base problem with all of the SJW's, and other young un's going nuts with idiotic ideas and beliefs today - they are desperately searching for an identity, because they don't have one. They never learned, they were never taught, who we were, and thus they have no idea who they are. And they're always going to be miserable, and inflict their misery on those around them, because they have no chance of figuring any of that out the way they're going.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:29 PM (V2Yro)


Stepdaughter is making noise about having some sort of non-marriage "celebration" of her relationship with current Love of Her Life so that we can meet his family. He's nice enough, but she's had at least four other "Loves of Her Life" prior to him.

I frankly have no interest in meeting his family at all. Commit to something and we'll talk, otherwise it's just a scam to score some $$$ off this family.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:38 PM (pNxlR)

180 If they have to pull the South Africa model to maintain power forever
they will do it, and they're not afraid of it, and they're increasingly
open about it.

***

Should we talk about the Mexican model the Democrats are embracing?

As far as the "South African" model if the right got its way and sent the illegals home....and the anchor babies....black America's political and economic power would increase dramatically.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (WdocV)

181 What on earth are you smoking, MisHum?

Nothing. Have something to share?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)


Speaking of which, watched "Saving Grace" the other night. It is a good movie.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)

182 162
Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to...
but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can
someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?

Posted by: adobe juan



You'll be slightly amazed at how much stuff was in you.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (qu+gO)

183 165 Tom Servo, I heard Burns spent a fair amount of time on Lefty Frizzell.,a hometown Corsicana boy.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (MxIn6)

Yes, didn't know he had gotten so big - as popular as Hank Williams one year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

184 can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?

Well, they put this scope all the way thru your intestines. If you wish to be awake for that go for it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

185 Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)

The Mayot of South Bend takes it like a man

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

186 >>> 179
.....

Stepdaughter is making noise about having some sort of non-marriage "celebration" of her relationship with current Love of Her Life so that we can meet his family. He's nice enough, but she's had at least four other "Loves of Her Life" prior to him.

.....
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:38 PM (pNxlR)

Am I a terrible person for 1) asking if *he* knows that and 2) thinking if he doesn't, he should?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (0ReGO)

187 162 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?
Posted by: adobe juan sometimes enuf blood in my shit dracula would eat it kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (fBf2T)


Been through it. The cleanse the day before is the worst part. They knocked me out (propofol, if memory serves) but I had no side effects afterwards.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (UIQou)

188 "Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?"

The most unpleasant part is the prep the night before. The procedure itself is a breeze. They put you under for the time it takes to perform it. I felt foolish for putting it off so long. Doc found 2 benign polyps. Glad I didn't put if off any longer.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (bP4NH)

189 Don't judge me. I didn't f*ck me brother.

Posted by: President Precedent at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (WdocV)


What else did you learn while in In Do Nesia?
Some good songs?
Novel mating habits?
Exotic rituals?

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (UX5QD)

190 I think they should ban the stuff that *pretends* to be chocolate milk.
But they should serve the good stuff freely and with abandon.
Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (mRtYs)
* * * *

Hear, hear! Promised Land Midnight Chocolate Milk is the epitome of chocolate milk and should be available throughout the land.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (64MP/)

191 Tell you what, a $3 Anus Melt is a steal.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 18, 2019 10:41 PM (xSo9G)

192 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?

Posted by: adobe juan sometimes enuf blood in my shit dracula would eat it kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (fBf2T)


Depend on your age, but if your doc recommends it you should do it. The worse part is the prep, but the procedure will not even be a memory if they do the anesthesia correctly. And it's not really for the pain, it is so you don't move during the procedure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)

193 Hi everyone. You are all wonderful people, and I hope that your fortunes rise.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *

Right back at 'cha!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:41 PM (64MP/)

194 They knocked me out (propofol, if memory serves) but I had no side effects afterwards.

Yep. By the time I got home I was fine. I wanted to cook dinner but Mr. Jewells made me stay on the couch. I refused to stay in bed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

195 That Gary Larsen site has been around for 20 years.. It just changed this week. It wasn't just launched.

But, yeah.. pretty damn cool!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (438dO)

196 Gnight, fair friends!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (myjNJ)

197 can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?

Well, they put this scope all the way thru your intestines. If you wish to be awake for that go for it.
Posted by: Jewells45

You can give directions....."Turn left here"

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (arJlL)

198 The judge conceded an object of a very strong symbolic value had been stolen but said the climate crisis was more serious

Oh for chrissakes that's not even a joke.

I suppose we're still okay for keeping actual valuables safe, but if it's worthless other than symbolism then it's okay if it makes a greater point. so if I disguise myself as a Muslim, sneak into Mecca and abscond with the Black Stone, everyone's cool with that as long as I'm saying I'm doing it to cut down aeroplane traffic to Saudi

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (ykYG2)

199 What else did you learn while in In Do Nesia?

___

The beauty of the call to worship, the pleasure of wearing a loin cloth, and 15 ways to pleasure your mom's latest boyfriend while she is too hung over to wake up!

Posted by: President Lightbringer at September 18, 2019 10:43 PM (WdocV)

200 Rumor has it that if you pour Holy Water on a Democrat, xhe will explode. Skeptics insist you just get instant shit.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 10:43 PM (VaN/j)

201 I frankly have no interest in meeting his family at all. Commit to something and we'll talk, otherwise it's just a scam to score some $$$ off this family.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:38 PM (pNxlR)

The one reason I would recommend meeting them is that, in my experience, you'll find more out about the current "love of her life" by spending one hour with his family, than you will in spending 100 hours with him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

202 Jewells!

Out of curiosity, how long does it take to ship after ordering one of your bracelets? I just now realized that I need to get my mom a birthday present.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2019 10:43 PM (2PXwn)

203 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?

Posted by: adobe juan sometimes enuf blood in my shit dracula would eat it kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM



My experience was horrible... I most remember the parts of the procedure where the doc was saying things like "Please lie still, Mr Roshia-no Botto!", "Hit 'im again!, and "We need help in here!"

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 10:43 PM (7WaWV)

204 Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (mRtYs)

***

Dubya?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (WdocV)

205
Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?
Posted by: adobe juan


A colonoscopy is not that big a deal. I've been through three over the course of fifteen years.

The bowel purging ahead of time is a pretty big inconvenience, primarily because you'll likely have a raw, red a-hole at the end several hours later because you void everything and it is largely water at the end of the process.

I was unconscious during the procedures. I heard of no option to be only partially sedated (as I was during the installation of my heart stent). I do not know whether it would have been useful one way or another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (pNxlR)

206 Colonoscopies have risks - be sure to read up before saying yes.
There are some less invasive options now if it's just routine cancer screening coz you're 29

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (+72t1)

207 Hi Ont, watching Saving Private Ryan, yes I have cried just a few times

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (ZXDU6)

208 And it's not really for the pain, it is so you don't move during the procedure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)


And so you can't hear them laughing and telling jokes about your ass.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (UX5QD)

209 I am very stoked about the Far Side cartoons reboot.

I grew up reading quite a few comic strip compendiums. I think my aunt first gave me the entire collection of Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz. Highly formative to my early childhood.

Then came the Garfield collection by Jim Davis as I entered adolescence, quickly followed by Calvin and Hobbes books by Bill Watterson during my teen years.

But all along the way I would get Gary Larson Far Side books as well as page a day calendars.

These humorous men, each unique in their own right, provided countless hours of entertainment with their wit and artistic abilities. I feel blessed to have grown up in a time when things weren't all electronic and fleeting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (pyXW1)

210 On the subject of college football, last weekend was the first time in history that all the service academies and senior military colleges that have teams won their games:
Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, Norwich, Virginia Military Institute, Virginia Tech, The Citadel and Texas A&M.

On the subject of East German Cuisine, my wife visited East Berlin way back when and remarked that everything on the plate was grey.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 10:45 PM (FTlwv)

211 Legally Sufficient, I applaud your discerning taste in chocolate milk.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:45 PM (MxIn6)

212
174 >>>What on earth are you smoking, MisHum?

Nothing. Have something to share?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)


Not this gal!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

213 And it's not really for the pain, it is so you don't move during the procedure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)

I think they use air to expand the intestines during the procedure, and that would be extremely painful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:46 PM (wYseH)

214 I suppose we're still okay for keeping actual valuables safe, but if it's worthless other than symbolism then it's okay if it makes a greater point. so if I disguise myself as a Muslim, sneak into Mecca and abscond with the Black Stone, everyone's cool with that as long as I'm saying I'm doing it to cut down aeroplane traffic to Saudi
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (ykYG2)

I'm conflicted on this story. Of course the Judge made a lawless decision - but it was a picture of Macron, for crying out loud. They should have given them a reward for stealing it, and double that if they burned it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:46 PM (V2Yro)

215 The judge conceded an object of a very strong symbolic value had been stolen but said the climate crisis was more serious




Burning Notre Dame was a consciousnesses raising exercise.

Posted by: Miklos, to its logical conclusion at September 18, 2019 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

216 I thought it was technically Star Trek: STD now?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2019 10:21 PM (2PXwn)


Nah, that was 'Star Wars: The STD Empire Strikes Back'.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (Y8PSl)

217 Well, they put this scope all the way thru your intestines.

HOW FAR??? Jeez, they gonna check my back teeth too?

Posted by: adobe juan will I like show tunes after kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (fBf2T)

218 I think they use air to expand the intestines during the procedure, and that would be extremely painful.


They forgot to deflate Chris Christie

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (arJlL)

219
Yep. By the time I got home I was fine. I wanted to cook dinner but Mr. Jewells made me stay on the couch. I refused to stay in bed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 10:42 PM (dUJdY)


I just got a reminder letter last week. Yikes!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

220 >>Have something to share?


As long as CBD isn't around...sure.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (cb2cm)

221 Every night the same hologram appears.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (6OoFY)

222 I think they use air to expand the intestines during the procedure, and that would be extremely painful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:46 PM (wYseH)


They did that to my wife. When it was over she farted majorly and said "That's the first time someone farted for me."

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (aS1PU)

223 They'll give you photos if they find anything. Opt for the anesthesia. It's not strong. Like what was said above it keeps you immobile so they can thread the scope and look around. Besides, who wants to be awake when a scope is shoved up your rear? Not me.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (bP4NH)

224 OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave. Pray for protection and pray for our President.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (HaL55)

225 206 Colonoscopies have risks - be sure to read up before saying yes.
There are some less invasive options now if it's just routine cancer screening coz you're 29

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (+72t1)


That's all well and good; However, if it weren't for modern 3-D imaging on the scope the doc would have never found the dohickey that needed to be found. _And you can quote him on that.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (UX5QD)

226 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (pyXW1)

Maybe some of them, but RBF runs in my family, and most of the ladies therein are the sweet, gentle type. We do not hold onto our facial collagen in old age, though, and everything droops and makes us look sad and grumpy and bitchy. Not many wrinkles at all, but definitely a lot of RBF going on.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (ra+Jd)

227
Well, they put this scope all the way thru your intestines. If you wish to be awake for that go for it.
Posted by: Jewells45


Do you want to be awake to be asked to explain every foreign object they'll find in there? Well, do you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (pNxlR)

228 I think they use air to expand the intestines during the procedure, and that would be extremely painful.

That blows.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

229 Dubya?!?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (WdocV)


No.

Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (mRtYs)

230 Oh I'm reading your nic just now Mr Adobe - bright red blood?
Some proctologists will do just an unsedated sigmoidoscopy in office, depending
"You may experience some discomfort "
But colonoscopies are very much in fashion

Eat only meat for s few days prior so prep is not too bad

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 10:49 PM (+72t1)

231 How frequently can you have one of these deep-intestine-penetrating colonoscopy things? Several times a night? Asking for a friend. No, his initials are not P.B. Swearsies.

Posted by: Cory from Newark at September 18, 2019 10:49 PM (AMIL/)

232 Desi Lydic has some serious crazy eyes.

Not saying I wouldn't hit it....but I think I'd need to sleep in knife proof pajamas afterwards.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 18, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)

233 If only Otto Warmbier had asserted the "climate emergency" defense in North Korea when he took down that poster, maybe he'd still be alive today. *sarc*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 10:49 PM (gAXBD)

234 Hope you all have a blast at the text Moe me. Wish I could make it but no time left after the ankle bus this year.

If any of you are around Northern Illinois this weekend and interested in steel manufacturing and barbed wire stop by Sterling Illinois. I'm working with the park district and they are doing an exhibit on a hundred and forty years of Northwestern Steel and Wire in Sterling. If you are into that stuff it should be kind of cool.

Exhibit is Friday the 20th and Saturday the 21st from 10 to 4, 611 East 3rd Street in Sterling Illinois.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 18, 2019 10:50 PM (tQDtQ)

235 On the subject of East German Cuisine, my wife visited East Berlin way back when and remarked that everything on the plate was grey.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

The only thing decent was the beer. Bought some Wernesgruner recently, yep, still good.

Posted by: Miklos von Reinheitsgebot at September 18, 2019 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

236
222 I think they use air to expand the intestines during the procedure, and that would be extremely painful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:46 PM (wYseH)


They do inflate the bowel and they insist that you fart afterward to expel at least some of the gas.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

237
Speaking of which, watched "Saving Grace" the other night. It is a good movie.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)


Where Grace grows pot? That's one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

238 Do you want to be awake to be asked to explain every foreign object they'll find in there? Well, do you?

___

Hey Reggie....think they could find your class ring?

Posted by: Barack Hussein NOT America at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (WdocV)

239 Here's some knowledge: Jewells' creations are extraordinary. I own two and there's no one worthy of them that I know.

And I'm not counting cats, because cats would...be cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (l9m7l)

240 Anyone have the judge's address? I think I need to demonstrate the importance of climate change by stealing his stuff.
Posted by: 18-1


Like his gas guzzling car.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

241 But colonoscopies are very much in fashion


Let's hope.

Posted by: William Barr, Attorney General at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

242 Legally Sufficient, I applaud your discerning taste in chocolate milk.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:45 PM (MxIn6)
* * * *

Why, thank you! That is quite a compliment coming from you! It really is the world's best.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (64MP/)

243 How frequently can you have one of these deep-intestine-penetrating colonoscopy things?

It depends. How many gerbils do you plan on using?

Posted by: Richard Gere (using John Travolta's i-Phone) at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (gAXBD)

244 They do inflate the bowel and they insist that you fart afterward to expel at least some of the gas.
---
Do they light it?

I mean, if you ask?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (kQs4Y)

245 Speaking of which, watched "Saving Grace" the other night. It is a good movie.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)


Where Grace grows pot? That's one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)


That's the one. The 2 shop keeper ladies are hilarious.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)

246 ]HOW FAR??? Jeez, they gonna check my back teeth too?
Posted by: adobe juan will I like show tunes after kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (fBf2T)


You'd be surprised how few people floss their colons regularly.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

247 Moon spells moon.

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (EgshT)

248 Vultures gathered around "something" in the desert... One of the vultures is sporting an over-sized mac and a stetson, and it's saying "Hey everybody, look at me! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"

Best Farside strip ever...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (7WaWV)

249 >>They do inflate the bowel and they insist that you fart afterward to expel at least some of the gas.


Maybe they can top off my scrotum while I am in there?

Posted by: Inflatable Scrotum Guy at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (cb2cm)

250 162 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?
Posted by: adobe juan sometimes enuf blood in my shit dracula would eat it kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:35 PM (fBf2T)


I have done a colonoscopy without drugs. I do not recommend it. I wanted to make sure I wouldn't be too loopy to go to work later in the day.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (i/wJA)

251 You're laying on your side so you'll be facing the monitor they are using. Laying there looking at the monitor I said I didn't know it would look like that.

That's when nurse turned up the juice and my lights out.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (UX5QD)

252 The new techniques using a gerbil with a tiny GoPro helmet are supposed to be much less painful and require only a local anesthetic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 10:53 PM (pyXW1)

253 Fart or Die!

Posted by: French Fartin' Legion at September 18, 2019 10:53 PM (gAXBD)

254 they insist that you fart afterward to expel at least some of the gas

Done.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 18, 2019 10:53 PM (EgshT)

255 My job is becoming completely anti me, lost two jobs to cancel culture before it was a thing, guess third time is a charm

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 10:53 PM (ZXDU6)

256 Do they light it?

I mean, if you ask?
Posted by: All Hail Eris


*love*

Posted by: Miklos, infartuated at September 18, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

257 Thanks MisHum for linking takimag! The morons who aren't fully red-pilled yet will benefit from visiting that site. I also strongly recommend amren and vdare. Those sites don't pull any punches; they are unafraid to tell the truth, in this near-totalitarian era when truth-telling gets you into all kinds of trouble.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (mk9aG)

258 As long as CBD isn't around...sure.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:47 PM (cb2cm)

As long as you don't treat it like a fucking sacrament or give it to kids... I don't give a shit.

And I'll bet you prance around in your apron and Crocs when you partake, so that image is worth it!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (wYseH)

259 There used to be local dairy that made chocolate half and half.. They would dump the cream from the skim into the chocolate vat and my gott it was good! Cagle's Dairy. They just do kid trips to the dairy now and give away the milk. To hard to keep licensed.

Posted by: Catman at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (4HMlb)

260 "Where Grace grows pot? That's one of my favorite movies."

Love that film. Added attraction is Craig Ferguson is a costar.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (bP4NH)

261 Miklos, that's all I need is a defective sexbot.



"Foreign unrecognized object inserted. Engage removal technology!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)



I think there is a Rick and Morty episode that starts with this

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (xG/b0)

262
Do they light it?

I mean, if you ask?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (kQs4Y)


Good luck with that -- your own methane generation works have been purged and the inflating gas(es) do not have hydrocarbons in the mix.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (pNxlR)

263 >>The new techniques using a gerbil with a tiny GoPro helmet are supposed to be much less painful and require only a local anesthetic.


PRO TIP : Get the Gerbil a manicure, first.

Posted by: Richard Gere at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (cb2cm)

264 I've heard several ppl day that the anesthesia is the best thing about colonoscopies
It's basically the same stuff Michael Jackson was addicted to iirc

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (+72t1)

265 See what I mean?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (cb2cm)

266 The worst part of the colonoscopy is the force required to guide the tube around the "corners." The tube is not very flexible.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (i/wJA)

267 Warning The ONT is addictive.


*$#@=/:%/^&/#@^&*?,!!!!

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (R3pi1)

268 Many thanks my horde for the response. Must bing teh side effects, etc. Dont want to just add to the medi'care revenue at local clinic. It's just stress hemoroids (TMI). Remenber striped toothpaste? Sometimes like that. You're welcome.

Posted by: adobe juan turd grenade kenobe at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (fBf2T)

269 So, what you're saying is that colonoscopies contribute to global warming?

Posted by: MFM at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (gAXBD)

270 I'm gonna pass on the anus melt for now; maybe later, after 27 drinks or so. Does that come with fries? *sips*

Time for a personal brag. Today I reached an interim goal -- I've lost 40 pounds over the last 6 months. Fuck GAINZZ, I want LOZZEZ.

The inspirational stories of ace and other commenters are partly responsible. I feel great, too. The other day, a waitress hit on me. *insert Penthouse story here*

I didn't do keto, or Atkins, or WW... I just eat less. A LOT less. And less often.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (Z4rgH)

271 I don't give a fuck

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (ZXDU6)

272 You'd be surprised how few people floss their colons regularly.
Posted by: hogmartin

You never tried on that thong we sent you, did you?

Posted by: Miklos, guessing he re-gifted it at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

273 I was unconscious during the procedures. I heard of no option to be only partially sedated (as I was during the installation of my heart stent). I do not know whether it would have been useful one way or another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:44 PM (pNxlR



My wife and I have both gone through the procedure in the last few years, completely awake. Neither of us wanted to waste any time in the recovery room waiting for stuff to wear off. So both of us were done and out of there in record time.

It is not painful at all, and the only discomfort comes from the air they use to inflate your colon to maneuver the scope around in there, which just feels like really bad gas but, er, passes quickly.

Posted by: HTL at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (SQ8u5)

274 Eris, did you manage to see the Blood Machines trailer I posted?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (xG/b0)

275 You're laying on your side so you'll be facing the monitor they are using. Laying there looking at the monitor I said I didn't know it would look like that.

That's when nurse turned up the juice and my lights out.
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:52 PM (UX5QD)


I've only had upper GI scopes, which means the mouth-gag thing and the inevitable questions they ask you once it's fitted. No, mf'er, I cannot answer your question right now. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

But then they run that propofol and it sounds like a waterfall briefly and then it's naptime :3

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

276 265 See what I mean?
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (cb2cm)

I'm blaming LadyL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

277 gary moore pretty damn good but srv could channel jimi seemingly

Posted by: micky at September 18, 2019 10:57 PM (QHLI9)

278 Gonna wish all you good people a Good Night and cart my sorry ass off to bed.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 10:57 PM (MxIn6)

279 As to the butt reaming... I got sepsis and almost went Mort. Do not recommend...

Posted by: Catman at September 18, 2019 10:57 PM (4HMlb)

280 lost two jobs to cancel culture before it was a thing, guess third time is a charm
***

The key is to stay in the closet. You'll also be amazed at what your lefty "friends" will share with you...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:58 PM (WdocV)

281 Typical Jersey Guy.

Bitch and Bitch and Bitch...

then he'll fish lip the joint.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:58 PM (cb2cm)

282 lousagirl, i'm sorry this happened to you.

they tried to cancel me @work last year but -
youtube.com/watch?v=qZsVcoWRIkY

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

283 >> gary moore pretty damn good but srv could channel jimi seemingly


SRV owns Voodoo Chile the way Jimmy owns Watchtower.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (cb2cm)

284 It is not painful at all, and the only discomfort comes from the air they use to inflate your colon to maneuver the scope around in there, which just feels like really bad gas but, er, passes quickly.

Posted by: HTL at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (SQ8u5)


Uh, are you sure that wasn't just a sigmoidoscopy? Because those are not particularly painful.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (i/wJA)

285 264 I've heard several ppl day that the anesthesia is the best thing about colonoscopies
It's basically the same stuff Michael Jackson was addicted to iirc

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (+72t1)


Yeah, propanol sucks, it's just lights out/lights on.
No funs in the middle.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (UX5QD)

286 I'm not saying that my colonoscopy doctor was rough, but he went in so deep he chipped my back molars.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (gAXBD)

287 gary moore pretty damn good but srv could channel jimi seemingly
Posted by: micky at September 18, 2019 10:57 PM (QHLI9)


I like Stevie Ray Vaughn's cover better than Jimi's original.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (aS1PU)

288 I don't give a fuck
Posted by: lousagirl



Two give-a-fucks a bag

Give-a-fuck, give-a-fuck, she's calling to you

Posted by: Miklos Poppins at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

289 And he sent me two bills -- one for my colon and one for the dental exam.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 18, 2019 11:00 PM (gAXBD)

290 18-1 I don't say a Damn thing, I'm helpful and have kept my mouth shut, I am so not in any social media, yet they know

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:00 PM (ZXDU6)

291
I'm blaming LadyL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)


I get blamed for everything!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

292 "they insist that you fart afterward to expel at least some of the gas"
Yup. Won't let you leave until you do it. The small inconveniences are nothing compared to having colon cancer. Like I said, I felt very foolish having made excuse after excuse to put it off. It's a life saver.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 11:01 PM (bP4NH)

293 Re Quote V:

Still god with stare decisus whatever?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2019 11:01 PM (1g7ch)

294 Everything good in America

Posted by: Brohan Omar at September 18, 2019 11:02 PM (ZYB2s)

295 Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:58 PM (cb2cm)


Giggling here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

296 lost two jobs to cancel culture before it was a thing, guess third time is a charm
***

The key is to stay in the closet. You'll also be amazed at what your lefty "friends" will share with you...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 10:58 PM (WdocV)


And every once in a while, you get a chance to nudge things in the right direction. It's all about picking your battles and not tipping your hand if you can help it.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2019 11:02 PM (2PXwn)

297 I can't decide where I rank discussions of colonoscopies on the ont is it right above or right below discussing Marvel comic book movies. I'll get back to you on that.............maby





........maby not

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 11:02 PM (R3pi1)

298 Bear challenger sounds like a Cree Indian, maybe Metis. Based on the last name, Mitsuing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:02 PM (jEgzt)

299 I don't say a Damn thing, I'm helpful and have kept my mouth shut, I am so not in any social media, yet they know
***

I just half laugh at the Orange Man Bad crap and get them back on to work or some stupid pop culture thing. "Smart" lefties can't resist pop culture references.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 11:02 PM (WdocV)

300 Typical Jersey Guy. 

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 10:58 PM (cb2cm)

That's insulting. I may live here, but I will never consider myself a native!

Yuck!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (wYseH)

301 *tap, tap*

Is this thing on.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (gAXBD)

302 Uh, are you sure that wasn't just a sigmoidoscopy? Because those are not particularly painful.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (i/wJA)


If you're to go through it why do just half the colon and leave half unknown?

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (UX5QD)

303 And yes, I did see jimi hendrix open for the monkees at forest hills in '67. Pops was a roadie crew chief.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (fBf2T)

304 Congrats GNUbreed!

Adobe, carnivore is great for healing hemorrhoids. You barely poop at all

I mentioned the risks because last month my coworker was hospitalized after a routine colonoscopy - she'd gone home, was in pain, went to the ER and it turned out they'd perforated something and was bleeding out internally. She got patched up though.

They say it rarely happens but rare isn't never.

Anyway good luck

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (+72t1)

305 I didn't do keto, or Atkins, or WW... I just eat less. A LOT less. And less often.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2019 10:55 PM (Z4rgH)
* * * *

Congratulations! Eating less is the secret - 80% of weight loss is controlling what goes in your mouth.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (64MP/)

306 Yeah, propanol sucks, it's just lights out/lights on.
No funs in the middle.
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:59 PM (UX5QD)


This comment reeks of sleep-privilege.

Jokes aside, if you can't sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time, I could see how someone could become dependent on it. You'd need one of those shady doctors to procure and administer it, though.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

307 I can't decide where I rank discussions of colonoscopies on the ont is it right above or right below discussing Marvel comic book movies. I'll get back to you on that.............maby


They just really, really miss raimondo.

Posted by: Kindly Ol' Miklos at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

308 And every once in a while, you get a chance to nudge things in the right
direction. It's all about picking your battles and not tipping your
hand if you can help it.
***


True. I'm always amazed how much "smart" lefties just don't know. And the over the top exterminationist beliefs they share. But more the rank ignorance really.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)

309 >>>I get blamed for everything!

I didn't say it was your fault just that I was blaming you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

310 And escaped convict dude is a douche, blaming his troubles on the War on Drugs. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:04 PM (jEgzt)

311 I think I'll my next colonoscopy will be one of those capsules with a camera in it that one can just swallow...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 11:04 PM (7WaWV)

312 You guys talk colonoscopy, I'll talk endoscopy.

We can meet in the middle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:05 PM (ZYB2s)

313 Congratulations! Eating less is the secret - 80% of weight loss is controlling what goes in your mouth.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Protein. 80% protein.

Posted by: Barry from Man Country at September 18, 2019 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

314 I got fired from two big companies, one the day after Obama won, and a week before President Trump won, I swear to God, I am not bullshitting, so on the first job, I was in the 99 vs me and one other guy, second job I could write a book, and this job I keep my mouth shut

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:05 PM (ZXDU6)

315 Gary Moore did some bitchin' work for Greg Lake.

Lake said that, in between recording sessions, Moore would play Celtic folk stuff. Lake said that Moore was the best damned folk player he'd ever heard.

Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2019 11:06 PM (LTccB)

316 Does Carl's Jr. intend to bring back anus melts anytime soon or was it a one-time promotion?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:06 PM (ZYB2s)

317 I'm a little jealous with so many of you attending the TX MoMe. I did attend teh PacNWMoMe this year in Yakima.
Good people including Nurse, OM and Mrs OM, Flounder Mark , LCD and Jordan61 and Mr Jordan.
Bob from NSA even showed up although he never left his black Suburban with the heavily tinted windows and the engine running so the a/c would work.
I know you will all have a ball!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 18, 2019 11:06 PM (7EIHE)

318 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Do the drug, end up in the jug.

Posted by: Rev. Jesse Jackson c.1976 at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

319 lousagirl

Hang in there! That's obviously a tough place to be in but keep moving forward things do change.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (R3pi1)

320 309 >>>I get blamed for everything!

I didn't say it was your fault just that I was blaming you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)


Mom! MisHum is teasing me!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

321 That's insulting. I may live here, but I will never consider myself a native!

Yuck!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM



I feel your pain...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (7WaWV)

322 Heh. Y'know, people who are only 29 normally do not sit around discussing their bowels.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (KoKdw)

323 I will say, one MAJOR benefit of Trump winning it my lefty cow-workers are less interested in politics.


When Obama won in 08 and '12 it was the ONLY think they would talk about.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (WdocV)

324 Jokes aside, if you can't sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time, I could see how someone could become dependent on it. You'd need one of those shady doctors to procure and administer it, though.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

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Too bad all the shady doctors are busy writing scripts for boner pills in the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:08 PM (ZYB2s)

325 > Twenty-four years after its end, The Far Side appears set for a surprising return.

Please don't let Larson have gone full SJW. Please.

I have hopes that he hasn't; the classic Far Side always stayed pretty far away from politics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:08 PM (IRd4p)

326 162 Have heard bits here about colonoscopies... my doc would like me to... but she of course never mentioned enough pain to be sedated for... can someone put me in some fuckin knowledge?
Posted by: adobe juan sometimes enuf blood in my shit dracula would eat it kenobe at


You're sedated to the point that you feel no pain, you feel nothing.Your back is to them and you don't even know that they're doing anything. You may be so out of it that you barely know anyone is in the cubicle. You can't drive home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

327 > Too bad all the shady doctors are busy writing scripts for boner pills in the internet.

So, like a boner so large you can use it for shade?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:09 PM (IRd4p)

328 *squints at last picture*

Uhmmmm.... that might be my hometown.

*frantically dials mother*

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 18, 2019 11:09 PM (XKZwp)

329
When Obama won in 08 and '12 it was the ONLY think they would talk about.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (WdocV)


Them watching his first inaugural was a real barf fest. How they could elevate such an obvious lightweight to deity status was beyond me then (and still so, now).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 11:09 PM (pNxlR)

330 Too bad all the shady doctors are busy writing scripts for boner pills in the internet.
Posted by: Cicero

It's Canadians all the way down.

Posted by: Miklos, probably hosed at September 18, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

331 There used to be local dairy that made chocolate half and half.. They would dump the cream from the skim into the chocolate vat and my gott it was good! Cagle's Dairy. They just do kid trips to the dairy now and give away the milk. To hard to keep licensed.
Posted by: Catman at September 18, 2019 10:54 PM (4HMlb)
* * * *

That sounds like some amazing stuff!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2019 11:10 PM (64MP/)

332 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Do the drug, end up in the jug.
Posted by: Rev. Jesse Jackson c.1976 at September 18, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)


Red next to yellow, might be a snake. Red next to black, probably also a snake. Yeah, that one's a snake too. Pretty sure.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

333
Red next to yellow, might be a snake. Red next to black, probably also a snake. Yeah, that one's a snake too. Pretty sure.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:11 PM (t+qrx)


Finish that with "I need a drink" and you're done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 11:12 PM (pNxlR)

334 You know what's funny?

Every time Satan rams home his barbed cock in Fidel Castro's ass, he undoubtedly taunts Castro with the fact that the only son anyone is sure is Castro's, Justin Trudeau, is a world class embarrassment and twink.

Ahh, eternal justice.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 11:12 PM (xgyDD)

335 Do y'ever get the weird feeling that Joe Biden has escaped from a High Security Kindergarten for the Criminally Insane?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 18, 2019 11:13 PM (jp0Bv)

336 ok, i just saw something neat: the competitive enterprise institute has compiled an archive of news reports predicting the end of the world from climate change (cooling and warming) going back 50 years. it's comprised of shots of articles from leading newspapers and magazines with confident declarations of the end of the world from top scientists. well worth a look.

duckduck: competitive enterprise institute (or cei.org) for "wrong again: 50 years of failed eco-apocalyptic predictions"

via instapundit

recommended

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 11:13 PM (Pg+x7)

337
Dogs put up and fed, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 11:13 PM (7rVsF)

338 Well, they put this scope all the way thru your intestines. If you wish to be awake for that go for it.
Posted by: Jewells45

Do you want to be awake to be asked to explain every foreign object they'll find in there? Well, do you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:48 PM (pNxlR)


They're probably all setting up betting pools when Richard Gere is scheduled.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

339 Calvin and hobbes >>>far side

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 11:14 PM (R3pi1)

340 Ok so the Obama job, I had top bonus two years in a row, then my Mom died, and I took time off, not gonna lie, but day after he won I was fired, second job, boss asked me very ducking day when Trump was the nominee, I refused to answer, but week before the election, I told her Trump is going to win and you better get used to it, she fired me

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:14 PM (ZXDU6)

341 >>>Your back is to them and you don't even know that they're doing anything. You may be so out of it that you barely know anyone is in the cubicle. You can't drive home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)



They're making monkey shines and ass jokes.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:14 PM (UX5QD)

342
I've only had upper GI scopes, which means the
mouth-gag thing and the inevitable questions they ask you once it's
fitted. No, mf'er, I cannot answer your question right now. Please leave
a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.



But then they run that propofol and it sounds like a waterfall briefly and then it's naptime :3
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)


I know, I had upper and lower done on the same visit. One minute I have this ball-gag like thingy, the drugs start hitting, and it is like the. Worst. Blind. Date. Ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 11:14 PM (xG/b0)

343 Iblis knows how to guide his tube around Fidel's corners.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)

344 Pretty sure.
Posted by: hogmartin

I could never keep this one straight, in part from hearing it in both English and Magyar:

Wine before beer, never fear

Beer before wine, always fine

Works for me, though.

Posted by: Miklos, omnibiber at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

345 ducking=ducking haha

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (ZXDU6)

346 MisHum, here's a pic from FB to go with tonight's Hardees pic.

https://tinyurl.com/yyzgnof4

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

347 One minute I have this ball-gag like thingy, the drugs start hitting, and it is like the. Worst. Blind. Date. Ever.

Did you have a Samoan lawyer with you?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)

348 *blinks and boggles*

Over at Legal Insurrection... Russian officials say no biological specimens were in the building where the gas explosion happened. And there was no nuclear accident at Chernobyl either...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 11:16 PM (TVsf3)

349 Ok, now that's just fucking funny

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:16 PM (ZXDU6)

350 > The new techniques using a gerbil with a tiny GoPro helmet are supposed to be much less painful and require only a local anesthetic.

This intrigues me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 11:17 PM (IRd4p)

351 Willowed from the previous thread Tami (I believe) posted a link to a Fox news video with Ace discussing doctored photos by rueters. I have my to say not what I expected.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 11:18 PM (R3pi1)

352 Anybody have sleep issues...like waking up after 4 hours and struggling to get back to sleep? Doesn't matter if I take a sleeping pill or not...4 hours

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2019 11:18 PM (SxBH1)

353 > week before the election, I told her Trump is going to win and you better get used to it, she fired me

Wait for her to go bankrupt, then call her up and laugh.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 11:18 PM (IRd4p)

354 Do the poem,

End up in your. . . House!




Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 11:18 PM (gAXBD)

355 Confession - I have never been sedated

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:19 PM (+72t1)

356 duckduck: competitive enterprise institute (or cei.org) for "wrong again: 50 years of failed eco-apocalyptic predictions"

via instapundit

recommended

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 11:13 PM (Pg+x7
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Much like 'end times' preachers predicting the date.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:19 PM (UX5QD)

357 > Anybody have sleep issues...like waking up after 4 hours and struggling to get back to sleep?

Yeah, that's about all my 29 year old bladder can hold these days.

It's 50-50 as to whether I can go right back to sleep or I'm awake at that point.

If you see me posting here at an ungodly hour, that's why.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:20 PM (IRd4p)

358 Anybody have sleep issues...like waking up after 4 hours and struggling to get back to sleep? Doesn't matter if I take a sleeping pill or not...4 hours
Posted by: A dude

----

I sleep 3 or 4 hours, go to work, come home, sleep 3 or 4 hours, then live my real life.

Sleep in 2 shifts. Embrace it.

Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2019 11:20 PM (LTccB)

359 332 "might be a snake..."

huh. i just saw a bbc report on snake bite injuries world-wide. they say over 100,000 die from snake bites and 400,000+ more are injured yearly. mostly in africa and asia (of course).

i had no idea it was so many.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 11:20 PM (Pg+x7)

360 Russian officials say no biological specimens were in the building where the gas explosion happened.

Well I for one am going to sleep like a baby after reading that news.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:20 PM (ykYG2)

361 Did you have a Samoan lawyer with you?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)


someone has to puke in the closet

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 11:20 PM (xG/b0)

362 Confession - I have never been sedated

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:19 PM (+72t1)


The Ramones would like a word with you.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 11:20 PM (Y8PSl)

363 Anybody have sleep issues...like waking up after 4 hours and struggling to get back to sleep? Doesn't matter if I take a sleeping pill or not...4 hours
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2019 11:18 PM (SxBH1)


If you can get to sleep in the first place, maybe try ~3mg of melatonin a half hour or so before you go to bed. It doesn't make me tired at all - if I'm alert, I could take a melatonin and stay awake for hours - but once I fall asleep, it'll keep me asleep for at least 6 hours. YMMV.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)

364 The Mayot of South Bend takes it like a man
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

Well, his colon is armored by calluses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (jEgzt)

365 Thanks again for the always helpful moron medical advice.
(Slap a hot iron on it is a classic).
Going to sign off, signal going from 4 g to 3 g to zzzzz.
Nite, horde, at least til the night terrors hit (been awhile but theyre back).

Posted by: adobe juan hot iron harelip kenobe at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (ZByiM)

366 I was sedated once in high school, to have my wisdom teeth cut out. According to Mom, I had a very good time with it, and anything she asked me for the next hour or two, I responded with a very enthusiastic "OK!"

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (2PXwn)

367 If I wake up in the middle of the night I usually transfer to the couch to go back to sleep

I noticed doggeh does the same - he'll switch sleeping spots

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (+72t1)

368
Confession - I have never been sedated
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:19 PM (+72t1)


Try Vodka instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (xG/b0)

369 week before the election, I told her Trump is going to win and you better get used to it, she fired me

***

In some states it is illegal to fire someone over political beliefs if you want to go that route.


When I got the question I usually said something like, "The predictions are shit so who knows who is going to win." Which interestingly most of my cow-workers agreed with lefty or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)

370 Could be im just drunk, or have fat typing fingers, or shampooed my carpets today and my fingers are arthritic and sore

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:21 PM (ZXDU6)

371 Confession - I have never been sedated
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:19 PM (+72t1)


Nothing to do?

Nowhere to go?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:22 PM (t+qrx)

372 Gotta be on the road tomorrow, enjoy the night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)

373 All DJT had to do was threaten to da something about the streets of San Francisco.
Coming home from a gig at midnight, I could barely avoid the workers out with steam wands. Dozens of trucks.
You can't pitch a tent when people are pressure washing the streets.
Big Oracle conference in town. Other big $ events.
I also noticed a decided lack of panhandlers.
Something is up.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 18, 2019 11:22 PM (w7KSn)

374 Confession - I have never been sedated
___
Bam bam b-bam, b-bam bam b-bam

I wanna be sedated

Posted by: The Ramones at September 18, 2019 11:22 PM (WdocV)

375 Much like 'end times' preachers predicting the date.
Posted by: Jor-El

BREAKING

New York Times to launch street corner distribution channel

Will use high-tech LED Wi-Fi enabled sandwich boards

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 18, 2019 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

376 Anybody have sleep issues...like waking up after 4 hours and struggling to get back to sleep? Doesn't matter if I take a sleeping pill or not...4 hours

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2019 11:18 PM (SxBH1)

.....

How much time are you spending on a mobile device/computer?

If it is significant, digitally detox and spend that time engaging in physical activity for one-two months to help reset your endocrine system.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (pyXW1)

377 346 MisHum, here's a pic from FB to go with tonight's Hardees pic.

https://tinyurl.com/yyzgnof4

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)


Is that Wholly Guacamole at the bottom of the pic?

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (UX5QD)

378 I used to have that problem sleeping. Sleep apnea. Get a sleep study. I use a c-pap and exercise like I'm in my 20s again. Sleep through the night. Sleep apnea is hereditary and not always a weight issue.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (gAXBD)

379 Any man who gets sedated for a colonoscopy, gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (ZYB2s)

380 Nothing to do?

Nowhere to go?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe

--

Does that start with " all undressed and ..."

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (+72t1)

381 The couple of times I really lost weight, significant weight, were when I was forced to burn a lot of calories throughout the day running, hiking, and just hanging out in sweltering heat. Yes we were not allowed to graze on food either but neither were meals significantly restricted.
I agree that what you eat matters a hell of a lot. This is true particularly when you are getting old. But lifestyle has to be a major factor. Many people today live a sedentary lifestyle. They sit at computers and stare at cell phones. No chance this is not a major factor in the nation's weight problem.

There could be other factors we don't fully understand at this point. You have people with thyroid issues among many others. I remember when people would scoff at a fat person who mentioned metabolism etc, but now those things are obvious. There are thin people who eat a ton and fat people who might eat poorly but not that often.

Again, I agree the eating and drinking part trumps exercise in that it is hard to burn off a bunch of drinks or mallomars. But in the previous centuries, few worried about what they ate as we do; yet, compared to this population, those people were thin.

And one last issue. Even though everyone believes the populace is fat now, people are living longer than ever. Of course lose weight and be healthy, but not everything was better when the populace weighed less, they also died sooner.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (n13/j)

382 I had my fourth colonoscopy yesterday. It's no big deal, the drugs are wonderful, and the only thing to fear is the possibility of a bad pathology report.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (mk9aG)

383 VMom, you had all those children and no, nothing?

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (UX5QD)

384 1960s it was a state secret when a biological warfare factory had an accident in the USSR and coated the surrounding land with anthrax. Fun times indeed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (TVsf3)

385 DJT gets sh!t done, is what you're trying to say?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

386 > Much like 'end times' preachers predicting the date.

I remember a TV preacher decades ago citing the (then) current murderfest in the Middle East as a sign of the End Times.

Apparently he was counting on his audience not knowing that there has never been a single year in all of recorded history that there wasn't SOME kind of murderous shit going down in the Middle East.

The closest would probably be the Pax Romana, but even they had trouble with intransigent Jews and various barbarian tribes raiding around the fringes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:24 PM (IRd4p)

387 VA-JJ pies? GROSS

Posted by: Barack H Obama at September 18, 2019 11:24 PM (WdocV)

388 Confession - I have never been sedated



So you never said "Doc, it hurts when I do this"?

Posted by: Vaudeville Miklos at September 18, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

389 382 I had my fourth colonoscopy yesterday. It's no big deal, the drugs are wonderful, and the only thing to fear is the possibility of a bad pathology report.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (mk9aG)


Sounds like you passed. Cheers.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:24 PM (UX5QD)

390 The closest would probably be the Pax Romana, but even they had trouble
with intransigent Jews and various barbarian tribes raiding around the
fringes.

___

Not too peaceful indeed.

Posted by: Crassus at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (WdocV)

391 they sedated me for my turd burglary but i'd had diverticulitis a few months prior. so they didn't want to take chances.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (ykYG2)

392 So you never said "Doc, it hurts when I do this"?
Posted by: Vaudeville Miklos at September 18, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

The one time I did say that my doctor said " so stop doing that"

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (+72t1)

393 353 The fiercely, she was pushed out a month later, they called me back, I lasted a month, was never the same, I worked my ass off for them and they screwed me, so I quit

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (ZXDU6)

394 Something is up.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 18, 2019 11:22 PM (w7KSn)

===

They just get pushed on to the next neighborhood.

TuCa had a guy today with a store in Soma who has been bitten *twice* by homeless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (EZebt)

395 378 I used to have that problem sleeping. Sleep apnea. Get a sleep study. I use a c-pap and exercise like I'm in my 20s again. Sleep through the night. Sleep apnea is hereditary and not always a weight issue.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (gAXBD)

----------

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

Posted by: Darth Vader at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (ZYB2s)

396 I think they use air to expand the intestines during the procedure, and that would be extremely painful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:46 PM (wYseH)

They should use helium. Then you could fart in ultrasonics, and cause stunned squirrels to drop unconscious out of trees.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (jEgzt)

397 Any man who gets sedated for a colonoscopy, gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Cicero

a night or a light?

Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

398 I was under the impression that chocolate milk was a scam to get people to drink skim milk. I believe most of the chocolate milk sold is skim.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (n13/j)

399 lousagirl,
Along with keeping your mouth shut, picture them on election night 2016, and smile to yourself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 11:26 PM (+lVUW)

400
They just really, really miss raimondo.
Posted by: Kindly Ol' Miklos

Well I aint putting that sock on

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 11:26 PM (R3pi1)

401 Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 11:26 PM (gAXBD)

402 They should use helium. Then you could fart in ultrasonics, and cause stunned squirrels to drop unconscious out of trees.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's my buddy.

And I know where you live.

Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose at September 18, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

403 a night or a light?
Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at September 18, 2019 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)


-------

LOL

Scope up!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:27 PM (ZYB2s)

404 VMom, you had all those children and no, nothing?
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (UX5QD)

Yeah, 2 babies, no drugs
I was more afraid of the giant needle than of pain

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:27 PM (+72t1)

405 This will be a Chocolate Milk city!!!!

Posted by: imprisoned former mayor of NOLA at September 18, 2019 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

406 Any man who gets sedated for a colonoscopy, gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (ZYB2s)


I have to be sedated -- and the procedure done in a hospital. Having an implanted medical cardiac device brings its own joys.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 11:28 PM (Y8PSl)

407 > They should use helium. Then you could fart in ultrasonics, and cause stunned squirrels to drop unconscious out of trees.

Or sulfur hexafluoride. Then you could call whales to shore with your farts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:28 PM (IRd4p)

408 If you fart helium, does it sound squeaky?

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:29 PM (+72t1)

409 404 VMom, you had all those children and no, nothing?
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:23 PM (UX5QD)

Yeah, 2 babies, no drugs
I was more afraid of the giant needle than of pain
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:27 PM (+72t1)


I didn't get a thing either in childbirth. Nothing was offered.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

410 I have to be sedated -- and the procedure done in a hospital. Having an implanted medical cardiac device brings its own joys.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 11:28 PM (Y8PSl)

--------

Yeah, home colonoscopies can save you money but they have their downsides.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:29 PM (ZYB2s)

411 A *Point of *Personal *Privilege! The Lewendowski Hearing was unbearable.

*hold the mic too close to your mouth
*and your breath stinks, too

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 11:29 PM (LxTcq)

412 Yeah, 2 babies, no drugs
I was more afraid of the giant needle than of pain

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:27 PM (+72t1)


Guess you are Bluebell's 6.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (UX5QD)

413 What's next? Barium enemas?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (gAXBD)

414 407 > They should use helium. Then you could fart in ultrasonics, and cause stunned squirrels to drop unconscious out of trees.

>>Or sulfur hexafluoride. Then you could call whales to shore with your farts.


Or nitrous oxide, so you could laugh your ass off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (pyXW1)

415 (listening to I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones right now).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (IRd4p)

416 I refused to answer, but week before the election, I told her Trump is going to win and you better get used to it, she fired me
Posted by: lousagirl


Shows you what feminism is worth.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

417 (listening to I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones right now).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (IRd4p)


You and about half the thread, man.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (t+qrx)

418 413 What's next? Barium enemas?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 11:30 PM (gAXBD)

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Barry Mmmm enemas

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 18, 2019 11:31 PM (ZYB2s)

419 Oh for fuck's sake. Justin Trudeau needs to sack up, crack open a bottle of Black Velvet, chug-a-lug a half of a fifth and start kicking some ass!

Fratboy needs some rocket fuel!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 11:31 PM (kLDv+)

420 in a half hour (eastern time) it will be:

9/19/19

happens but once. enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 11:31 PM (Pg+x7)

421 > Yeah, home colonoscopies can save you money but they have their downsides.

You should always go to a qualified professional, such as that tranny in Florida who pumps up asses and boobs with fix-a-flat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 11:31 PM (IRd4p)

422 Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio, here.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 11:31 PM (cb2cm)

423 Bluebell's 6?

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:32 PM (+72t1)

424 SF6?

Who needs Freon with that stuff?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 11:32 PM (TVsf3)

425 I refused to answer, but week before the election, I told her Trump is going to win and you better get used to it, she fired me
Posted by: lousagirl

In a number of states, it is illegal to fire someone because of political opinion. Even California, oddly enough. The Goolag ex-employees are using that.

Posted by: Miklos, in another one of those states at September 18, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

426 Ok, I'm going tell you guys a secret, if you can't sleep, tighten up for ten seconds, feet, then calves, then thighs, then butt, then stomach, then ribcage then hands, then shoulders, then mouth then eyes, then brain, when you are done, tighten up everthing for ten seconds and say a prayer, and you will sleep, you must count to ten on on every step

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:33 PM (ZXDU6)

427 Political correctness is what Moldbug called The Cathedral. It is a substitute religion. (Humans might have a God-shaped hole in us ... but even an atheist would say that we have a religion-shaped hole in us.) This nasty secular religion has no grace, forgiveness or gratitude. And that's a glaring thing for an American living in the 21st century. To believe "first world problems" are what is making you frantic or miserable or unsatisfied.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 11:33 PM (LxTcq)

428 The Cars? Morons or just kinky?

https://youtu.be/DmFdW1JyccA

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 11:33 PM (TVsf3)

429 And LadyL,

Man, y'all are some tough broads.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:34 PM (UX5QD)

430
I wanna be sedated
Posted by: The Ramones
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'I want to be sedated...'

Nah, just doesn't work.

Posted by: Leon Redbone at September 18, 2019 11:34 PM (ZMWtN)

431 He said "hole."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 11:34 PM (gAXBD)

432 Sounds like you passed"

That's what the doc said

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:35 PM (6qErC)

433 Morons or just kinky?



Your question being?

Posted by: Miklos, the Barrel is part of the kink at September 18, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

434 one more thing: i know this is not a sporting crowd, but here's my early take on saturday:

wisconsin -3 over michigan.

give the points and bet the farm.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 11:35 PM (Pg+x7)

435 Yeah, home colonoscopies can save you money but they have their downsides.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:29 PM (ZYB2s)


Many internists do colonoscopies in their offices. Not being able to do this, I have no idea as to what sort of set-up they have in those offices. Doesn't matter, though, as it's an outpatient hospital procedure for me.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 11:35 PM (Y8PSl)

436 Anybody have sleep issues...like waking up after 4 hours and struggling to get back to sleep? Doesn't matter if I take a sleeping pill or not...4 hours

Posted by: A dude in MI

Hang out on the ONT for a couple weeks and you'll get your answer. Can't say much works for me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 11:36 PM (R3pi1)

437 I wanna be fellated.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 18, 2019 11:36 PM (gAXBD)

438 Many internists do colonoscopies in their offices. Not being able to do this, I have no idea as to what sort of set-up they have in those offices. Doesn't matter, though, as it's an outpatient hospital procedure for me.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 11:35 PM (Y8PSl)

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I was just yankin' your chain

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 11:37 PM (ZYB2s)

439 Ok, I'm going tell you guys a secret, if you can't sleep


About the Uncle Sam method, 1944:

https://tinyurl.com/y5hfjoc9

Posted by: Miklos, like a baby at September 18, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

440
429 And LadyL,

Man, y'all are some tough broads.
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:34 PM (UX5QD)


I had both my kids in the Earth Mother era. The only thing available was a spinal block, which had too many risks.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

441 423 Bluebell's 6?

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:32 PM (+72t1)


When she's jammed and pulls her shiv you've got her backside.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:38 PM (UX5QD)

442 He said "hole."

That's actually what I was just listening to.

"and the sky was made of amethysts -"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

443 I was just yankin' your chain
Posted by: Cicero

Also the FDA mandated recall

Posted by: Miklos, from legal at September 18, 2019 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

444 So, gonna go smoke, neighbors fighting outside, last time I went out I told them to shut up, this should be interesting

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:39 PM (ZXDU6)

445 Ok
Good night moon
Good night horde
Sleep tight
Don't fart

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 18, 2019 11:40 PM (+72t1)

446 Muslims everywhere - "I wanna be annihilated"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 11:41 PM (TVsf3)

447 in a half hour (eastern time) it will be:

9/19/19

happens but once. enjoy it while you can.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

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Enjoy... um... how?

I'm always puzzled by excitement over dates that are numbers in order or palindromes or repeated numbers, etc.

What am I supposed to do with such info?

Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2019 11:42 PM (LTccB)

448 439 Miklos, wow did not know if was a thing! It works for me

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:46 PM (ZXDU6)

449 Nice test

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 11:46 PM (VcFUs)

450 It's been fun,
As always, thanks MisHum for the good evening.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 11:47 PM (UX5QD)

451 What am I supposed to do with such info?
Posted by: RKae
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Wait in anxious anticipation of 2/20/20

Posted by: Leon Redbone at September 18, 2019 11:47 PM (fZcn6)

452 nic. I loathe Autocucomber

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 11:47 PM (VcFUs)

453

during high school in new Orleans, I hung with a rowdy crowd. one of my friends lived in a neighborhood that was getting overrun by vietnamese immigrants. his family cat disappeared one week (after several other pets in the surrounding area). he asked his little brown neighbor if they had seen his cat. the next garbage day, he saw his family pet's carcass in the trash. he then told his dad, a oil field rough neck, and dad and son proceeded with a break and entry with assault and battery. long story short, a message was transmitted and received, should any pet disappear again, the lesson would be repeated and it was up to THAT vietnamese family to share the word and enforce the cultural norm in their new home.

there was a brief news story about cultural differences and how eveushould just get along, but that neighborhood was mostly oil field manual laborers and they were all Morons with without a sense of humor when it came to the family pet.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 11:48 PM (VcFUs)

454 279 As to the butt reaming... I got sepsis and almost went Mort. Do not recommend...
Posted by: Catman at September 18, 2019 10:57 PM (4HMlb)

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Umm...good to know...

I guess.

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:48 PM (RU4sa)

455 447 rkae:

9/19/19

in a frenzied celebration dance in the street waving your arms yelling "la la la la la la la". then go home and open your 9/19/19 presents and eat you're 9/19/19 cake.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 11:48 PM (Pg+x7)

456 open your 9/19/19 presents..
---------

All I ever get is gag gifts. It's kind of a bummer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 11:50 PM (fZcn6)

457 I live in the best small town in the world, not gonna let them fuck it up, and yeah, they went inside to fight or sleep or whatever, alas it's quiet, whoohoo

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:50 PM (ZXDU6)

458 Just found out about Justine Trudeau.

Lolgf

Of course nothing will come of it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM (FiUMj)

459 426 Ok, I'm going tell you guys a secret, if you can't sleep, tighten up for ten seconds, feet, then calves, then thighs, then butt, then stomach, then ribcage then hands, then shoulders, then mouth then eyes, then brain, when you are done, tighten up everthing for ten seconds and say a prayer, and you will sleep, you must count to ten on on every step
Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:33 PM (ZXDU6)

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How does one tighten up a brain?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

460 Enjoy... um... how?



I'm always puzzled by excitement over dates that are numbers in order or palindromes or repeated numbers, etc.



What am I supposed to do with such info?



Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2019 11:42 PM (LTcc


Hunt for vestal virgins, the parading of the pudding, everyone gets together for mashed turnips, confetti, drunken fistfights, traditional singing of Mariachi songs, wearing lace both with and without aguillettes, "happy shooting" and the traditional concomitant gunfire-grovel while we all shout "Serpentine Shelby", followed by frottage, effluerage, and the game of ditch the concierge.

Eventually, when the bonfire of tires and unsold Christmas trees has burned down to clinkers and steel belts, we make our palindrome pledge to the new millenium and go home to nurse hangovers and the odd re-occurring rash.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 11:53 PM (xG/b0)

461 How does one tighten up a brain?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

Three clockwise rotations of the man-bun usually works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:53 PM (jEgzt)

462 lol AOP

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

463 brain and brain! what is brain?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

464 429 concentrate on your brain, sounds weird, picture your brain and tighten it up

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:55 PM (ZXDU6)

465 How does one tighten up a brain?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM
.....

It's loose brain thinking like that what's gonna have you up all night sleepless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 11:55 PM (ba0fy)

466 How does one tighten up a brain?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)


try zip-ties.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 11:55 PM (xG/b0)

467 The real joke of Turd-oh's "brown-face" stunt is that he was made up waaay too dark to be an Arab Prince, or a high-caste Brahmin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:56 PM (jEgzt)

468 ...and go home to nurse hangovers and the odd re-occurring rash.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 11:53 PM



Can I hang out with you sometime? We've no virgins left in Vestal...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 11:56 PM (7WaWV)

469 How does one tighten up a brain?
Posted by: SMH

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Depends on how old the brain is. I know that if I need engine mounts for my brain, I can only get them in a wrecking yard.

Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2019 11:56 PM (LTccB)

470 It works you guys, I swear, but mostly at my asshole neighbors

Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:57 PM (ZXDU6)

471 459 426 Ok, I'm going tell you guys a secret, if you can't sleep, tighten up for ten seconds, feet, then calves, then thighs, then butt, then stomach, then ribcage then hands, then shoulders, then mouth then eyes, then brain, when you are done, tighten up everthing for ten seconds and say a prayer, and you will sleep, you must count to ten on on every step
Posted by: lousagirl at September 18, 2019 11:33 PM (ZXDU6)

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How does one tighten up a brain?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

Mine's usually wound up pretty tight, though it took a lot longer than 10 seconds to get that way.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 11:58 PM (NWiLs)

472 I wonder if the tightening technique might work well for you because you are loosagirl.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 11:59 PM (ba0fy)

473 Does that East German restaurant have its own Stasi deployed to keep the homeless from loitering in front of the door?

Also, for once, Colonel Schlichter is wrong. Another Townhall columnist explained that leftist governments won't go door to door grabbing AR 15s. Instead, they will fine people who refuse to sell their guns, which can eventually lead to criminal prosecutions and liens or foreclosures, and will arrest anyone who uses an AR 15 in self defense. The left is more insidious then we think they are.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 19, 2019 12:00 AM (yuoWU)

474 Razorfist Cools Kavanaugh and Rocks Roe...

-7:44 Runtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEvHH00S74&t=199s

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 12:01 AM (Ckg4U)

475 SMH, ask Joey Bidet. Hair plugs..

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 12:04 AM (TVsf3)

476 And just like that, watched the last scene in Saving Private Ryan, and I'm a puddle, Night Beautiful AOS people, God Bless

Posted by: lousagirl at September 19, 2019 12:05 AM (ZXDU6)

477 > Instead, they will fine people who refuse to sell their guns

How are they going to know who owns them?

Yeah, there's a record of the initial sale, but the gun might've changed hands many times since then, with absolutely no record of the transfer.'

That's why they want to "close the gun show loophole", which is neither a loophole, nor does it have anything specifically to do with gun shows.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2019 12:06 AM (IRd4p)

478 governments won't go door to door grabbing AR 15s. Instead, they will fine people who refuse to sell their guns, which can eventually lead to criminal prosecutions and liens or foreclosures, and will arrest anyone who uses an AR 15 in self defense. The left is more insidious then we think they are.
Posted by: mercenary13

and add to that tightening of insurance requirements and financial roadblocks in marketing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 19, 2019 12:06 AM (FTlwv)

479 Good evening all,

My brain fights all remedies, physical and chemical, for sleep.

9/19/19

Food is always good for celebrations and/ or drinks. How about something divided into tenths with the tenth one being a bit different?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:06 AM (IDhUW)

480 Well, I have gotten my phone issues sorted out. I was finally able to get a callback scheduled from koodomobile, my Canadian provider, and they gave me the code I needed to unlock my phone. Put the Ting SIM card in the phone, it requested the unlock code, and upon me keying that in, it rebooted itself, and came back on as a Ting phone. Made a call or two. It works.

And because I had already set up a meet, drove all the way to Tempe to meet a dude with a Blackberry for sale. I arrived at 3:48 for a 4:00 meet-up. Dillweed hadn't showed by 4;30

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 12:07 AM (jEgzt)

481 Depends on how old the brain is. I know that if I need engine mounts for my brain, I can only get them in a wrecking yard.
Posted by: RKae
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I've had the same problem. There's always snakes and kudzu in those places.

Posted by: '78 Oldsmobile at September 19, 2019 12:07 AM (fZcn6)

482 Holy shit Justine also wore black ace in high school. I almost feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 19, 2019 12:08 AM (FiUMj)

483 Yeah, there's a record of the initial sale, but the gun might've changed hands many times since then, with absolutely no record of the transfer.'
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Question here: how long are the records of sale kept?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:09 AM (IDhUW)

484 They will ban guns by taxing the shit out of them and anyone in the gun business. 1000% sales tax....for the children of course. And Benedict Roberts will smile and say mucho bueno amigos.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 19, 2019 12:10 AM (FiUMj)

485 Question here: how long are the records of sale kept?



Records of kale slept?

Posted by: Miklos Biden at September 19, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

486 Good night lousagirl,

Good luck with your work situation.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)

487 "Sounds like you passed. Cheers."

I don't get the pathology report until next week. The colonoscopist says that the polyps he removed "look" not bad, but the microscopic examination by the pathologist is what determines whether they want to operate on me again.

The worst thing about abdominal surgery is the astronomical cost. If I have to do it again, it will bankrupt me. In 2005, the hospital charged $4000/day. That does not include the surgeons and anesthesiologists fees. I'm sure that in 2019, those costs are probably at least 3X higher.

So, we'll see.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (mk9aG)

488 On the lighter side:

https://unherd.com/2019/09/why-ive-reported-douglas-murray-to-the-police/

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (8erNz)

489 Tighten Up!

Posted by: Archie Bell and the Drells at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (q1Pj5)

490 Wrapped too tight for 'Nam

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (0E35O)

491 > Question here: how long are the records of sale kept?

Dealer (note: not the government) is required to keep the 4473 on file for 20 years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (IRd4p)

492 Night

https://youtu.be/19d2aolIx0E

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 12:12 AM (TVsf3)

493 487

Get insurance. There are a bunch of ways to get around the enrollment period.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 19, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

494 Minor fun fact. I discovered (while writing a Suduko solver) that any arrangement of the digits 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 is divisible by 9. Perhaps more interesting, any two numbers which add to 9, when treated as a two digit number, will be divisible by 9.

For example, 7+2 = 9, and 72/9=8, etc.

Doing this mentally while trying to sleep is a sure soporific.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 12:13 AM (U7Mh9)

495 I agree with those of you saying the gvt will go after guns by means other than force. It has already happened in some states. We need to be watchful and ready to defend our right when the moment comes.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:13 AM (IDhUW)

496 13 years ago I had a heart stent put in and stayed 3 days in hospital; 105,000.

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2019 12:13 AM (0E35O)

497 Holy shit Justine also wore black ace in high school. I almost feel sorry for her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 19, 2019 12:08 AM (FiUMj)

Sang the Belafonte song, "Day-O"

Here is the best version, bar none:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=4-9h1pjTP74

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 12:14 AM (jEgzt)

498 > They will ban guns by taxing the shit out of them and anyone in the gun business.

That will do absolutely nothing about the 300 million guns that are already in circulation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2019 12:14 AM (IRd4p)

499
Records of kale slept?
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They were tired of playing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:15 AM (IDhUW)

500
Your question being?
Posted by: Miklos, the Barrel is part of the kink

In the burning tmes outnumbered, the morans fight till the end. After a decade there are only 41 left including there witty leader Miklos. Surrending by leftards the benevolent and wise Miklos negotiates a surrend with honor so that at least a few morons will survive. He agrees that every third moran must die. Where do I stand in the circle so that I might continue the fight.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 19, 2019 12:15 AM (R3pi1)

501 475 SMH, ask Joey Bidet. Hair plugs..
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 12:04 AM (TVsf3)

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But no brain, so useless to ask him.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 12:15 AM (RU4sa)

502 ooo anna, thanks for that

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:16 AM (ykYG2)

503 > It has already happened in some states.

It has failed miserably everywhere it's been tried.

An estimated 2% of "assault rifles" were turned in after California banned them. I think New Jersey got something like 40 rifles turned in (total).

If a law like that gets 2% compliance in California, what do you think the compliance rate is going to be in Montana, or Alaska, or Texas?

No, they're going to have to come and get them, and that's when things get sporty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2019 12:16 AM (IRd4p)

504 The worst thing about abdominal surgery is the astronomical cost. If I have to do it again, it will bankrupt me. In 2005, the hospital charged $4000/day. That does not include the surgeons and anesthesiologists fees. I'm sure that in 2019, those costs are probably at least 3X higher.

So, we'll see.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:11 AM (mk9aG)

Two words: medical tourism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 12:16 AM (jEgzt)

505 Good grief, 20 years is a long time.

I'm sure the gvt will never ask the dealers for those records./

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:17 AM (IDhUW)

506 A note on the sedatives used in colonoscopy. I've been administered versed (midazolam,) fentanyl (which everybody has heard of by now,) and propofol (Michael Jackson's "milk.") These are given via IV, or in fentanyl's case sometimes by a dermal patch.

These are used in various combinations by different doctors. They are heavenly, and something you should definitely look forward to if you are afraid of, or embarrassed by this procedure. The practitioners always are very nice and comforting.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:18 AM (mk9aG)

507 what is the aos policy on brown\black face paint?

Posted by: usntakim at September 19, 2019 12:18 AM (0OmEj)

508 > I'm sure the gvt will never ask the dealers for those records./

Doesn't matter if they get them or not, since they have absolutely no way to prove that you still have the gun.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2019 12:18 AM (IRd4p)

509 "Two words: medical tourism." I've studied it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:19 AM (mk9aG)

510 ""If they have to pull the South Africa model to maintain power forever they will do it, and they're not afraid of it, and they're increasingly open about it."

HOLIDAY BLOODBATH Pregnant mum hacked to death as she slept and husband savagely stabbed in front of son, 2, on luxury South Africa beach holiday

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9954472/pregnant-mum-murdered-hotel-south-africa/

Posted by: Monty James at September 19, 2019 12:20 AM (Zqz9o)

511 Doesn't matter if they get them or not, since they have absolutely no way to prove that you still have the gun.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2019 12:18 AM (IRd4p)

"Sold it to the cops in the big gun buy-back of ought-nine. Spent all the money on hookers and blow."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 12:20 AM (jEgzt)

512 In the burning tmes outnumbered, the morans fight till the end.


No.

The best looking Morons dress up like Greek homos, get inside the Commie castle, and game over.

Posted by: Miklos, paratis animis opibusque at September 19, 2019 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

513 428 The Cars? Morons or just kinky?

https://youtu.be/DmFdW1JyccA


Don't be speciesist.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2019 12:21 AM (8erNz)

514
Doesn't matter if they get them or not, since they have absolutely no way to prove that you still have the gun.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Wanna borrow my canoe?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 19, 2019 12:21 AM (R3pi1)

515 No, they're going to have to come and get them, and that's when things get sporty.
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The "the gvt takes guns by force" is the easiest, in some ways, to fight against, because it is so blatant. It is the "wrong think" and "law fare" and other sneaky ways that they attempt to use to take away our right that are harder to fight against.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

516 Miklos, paratis animis opibusque

Yep pretty much the answer I expected from the wise and benevolent Miklos

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 19, 2019 12:23 AM (R3pi1)

517 Holy shit Justine also wore black ace in high school.

black lace?

I'd believe that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)

518 began shouting at the young grizzly while in a "boxing stance"


*********

Merely exercising his Constitutional right to harm bears.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 12:24 AM (m45I2)

519 507 what is the aos policy on brown\black face paint?
Posted by: usntakim at September 19, 2019 12:18 AM (0OmEj)

I don't know AoS policy. I don't care what you put on your face but I do care that all politicians be held to the same standard.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

520 Guns? I have not had any in 20 years. Why do you ask. I sold\lost em all. Why no you may not look. The first time they start to round them up the percentage hidden will be high.

Posted by: usntakim at September 19, 2019 12:26 AM (0OmEj)

521 Sang the Belafonte song, "Day-O"

Here is the best version, bar none:


I meet your Belafonte/Freberg and raise you one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph6IpYBc_JA

Posted by: Miklos, most amazing man at September 19, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

522 518 began shouting at the young grizzly while in a "boxing stance"


*********

Merely exercising his Constitutional right to harm bears.

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Hey Muldoon - I still chuckle over, "these are the souls that try men's times"

Hope retirement is treating you well.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:27 AM (IDhUW)

523 Try one of our $3 anus melts. Is this a Buttigieg fund raiser?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 12:30 AM (9Om/r)

524 new Hulu movie: Little Monsters

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=s-yOxbQvXNI

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2019 12:30 AM (xG/b0)

525 523 Try one of our $3 anus melts. Is this a Buttigieg fund raiser?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 12:30 AM (9Om/r)

Discount red curry.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:30 AM (NWiLs)

526 The thing about medical costs is an economic phenomenon called price inelasticity of demand. Health care is an economic good that, like e.g. heroin, you will pay any amount demanded, because the good is so valuable to you. You'll pay any amount to keep yourself alive. Knowing this, healthcare providers will gouge you.

Another thing that keeps med costs high is lack of advertising, therefore lack of price competition. Med costs tend to be opaque; when you enter the hospital, you have absolutely no idea what your costs are going to be, unlike say, getting a washer/dryer installed in your home.

Finally, since every healthcare provider in the USA demands patient insurance, the price that insurers are willing to pay becomes the price floor from which healthcare providers start to charge. I guess some very rich people are able to arrange fee-for-service pricing, and prepaid "concierge" services. All I know is, whenever I see a healthcare provider, the very first question I'm asked is always "do you have insurance?" Always.

For my surgery in 2005, I was able to arrange cash discount pricing with the surgeons and anesthetists. When I asked for a cash discount from the hospital, which was about 70% of total costs, they had me fill out a form listing my assets. Upon reviewing the form, they demanded full price, because they then knew I could pay it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:31 AM (mk9aG)

527 I meet your Belafonte/Freberg and raise you one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph6IpYBc_JA
Posted by: Miklos, most amazing man at September 19, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

Hah, Miklos, that was pretty good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 12:32 AM (jEgzt)

528 Having trouble falling asleep?


A night watchman guarding some sheep
An accurate count had to keep
He said "Sakes Alive!
By the time I reach 'five'
Doggone it! I've fallen asleep!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 12:32 AM (m45I2)

529 Chocolate milk was taken off our school lunch menu during the obama error and the powers that be still have not brought it back. Cookies were taken off the menu too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

530 I'm like a motorcycle, two-tired.

G'Night...

*falls into bed*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)

531 I fuckin' hate so many things.

The latest:

A state school-sports regulation in New Jersey clearly states that student athletes competing in boys' wrestling official matches MUST have short hair no longer than a certain length, because long hair can be A. dangerous if if causes the neck or head to get twisted accidentally ,and B. possibly give a student an advantage if it interferes with certain holds and positions.

No oneever argues with this obvious and sensible rule until recently when at a high school championship match a student wrestler showed up for a bout with extra-long hair. The referee correctly said, "Nope -- can't legally do the bout with hair that long. Either cut it off or the match is cancelled."

Annnddd..guess what happened nest?

THE REFEREE WAS SUSPENDED FOR TWO YERS WITHOUT PAY, AND ALL REFEREES IN THE STATE WERE COMPELLED TO ENDURE RACE-SHAMING "SENSITIVELY TRAINING."

Why???

Because the referee was white and the kids with the super-long hair was a black kid with dreadlocks:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49749510

The entire state's worth of referees have to listen to indoctrination sessions about the evil history of "hair discrimination."

And, and from now on black kids can have hair however long they want, but white kids still have to have shot hair.

My eyes now shoot out Cynicism Death Rays that incinerate everything I gaze upon.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 12:33 AM (Q3dyo)

532 Your rights get lost when you depart from the original meaning. And then
sometimes, wait, it gets worse. Not only does it take stuff away, it
puts stuff in there that isn't." Justice Neil Gorsuch


========


This Gorsuch quote is interesting as I just read something along the same lines in Dennis Prager's commentary on The Book of Genesis 3:1 - 3:3:


"Now the serpent was the shrewdest of all the wild beasts that the Lord God has made. He said to the woman, Did God really say: You shall not eat of any tree of the garden?"

The woman replied to the serpent, "We may eat of the fruit of the other trees of the garden.


It is only about the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden that God said, 'You shall not eat of it, or touch it, lest you die.'"



Misquoting God or Man Can Lead to Catastrophic Consequences

In [the serpent] posing the question "Did God really say: You shall not eat of any tree of the garden?" the serpent deliberately distorted God's words, claiming that God prohibited eating from all the trees in the garden, when in fact God prohibited eating only from one.
...


The Talmud comments on Eve's incorrect citing of God's instructions: "One who adds to God's words actually detracts from them." For this reason, the Torah legislates (Deuteronomy 4:2, 13:1) that we should not only not subtract from God's commands, we should not add to them either. This also applies to the words of human beings. Misquoting someone or adding to their words to reinforce what the person said -- even when done with good intentions -- is not only immoral, it can easily lead to catastrophic results, as it did in this case.

Posted by: ShainS - Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (WqPYg)

533 oh look, Nic Cage found another gig
tinyurl.com/y332rxbn

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (ykYG2)

534 Slap!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (m45I2)

535 Mike Lee is planning on pushing legislation through tomorrow by consent decree. It basically gives 300,000 tech jobs to Indians therefore lowering our white colllar wages and stuffing the pockets of tech companies.


Trump? Hey President Trump? Heloooooo??
Backstabbing sobs. I am so fuming mad about this crap!!

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (ASbaS)

536 shot hair = short hair

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 12:35 AM (Q3dyo)

537 Yep pretty much the answer I expected from the wise and benevolent Miklos
Posted by: Sock Monkey.

*adds to prospective list for Hero of the Dignity Canal, with Crossed Shovels*

Posted by: Miklos, heeding the Call of the People at September 19, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

538 Well, I am going to get an early one. It has been a tiring day. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 12:37 AM (jEgzt)

539 Two good examples of medical price gouging:

Last time I had a prostate exam, it cost $90. There is no reason on God's green earth to charge that much for an exam that costs maybe $1 in materials, and takes less than 30 seconds.

When I took a ten-minute treadmill stress test, I was gouged $500. I could BUY a whole treadmill for $500. The price is outrageous, basically paying a doctor to read an EKG, which takes less than a minute. That was around 20 years ago, BTW.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:37 AM (mk9aG)

540 And, and from now on black kids can have hair however long they want, but white kids still have to have shot hair


*******

Well, there's a reason wrestlers wear their hair short.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:38 AM (ASbaS)

541 I still chuckle over, "these are the souls that try men's times"

Hope retirement is treating you well.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


******

I don't think that particular line was mine, but thanks anyway. Retirement is just one freaking beautiful sunset after another!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 12:38 AM (m45I2)

542 And, and from now on black kids can have hair however long they want, but white kids still have to have shot hair.

My eyes now shoot out Cynicism Death Rays that incinerate everything I gaze upon.
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Right now we put up with the inequality of applied laws, but for how much longer? It is in direct opposition to "all men created equal"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:38 AM (IDhUW)

543 oh look, Nic Cage found another gig

tinyurl.com/y332rxbn
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (ykYG2)


Yeah . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2019 12:39 AM (xG/b0)

544 How does one tighten up a brain?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)



If Hordeling: Bourbon.

If garret: a bale of pot.

If basic "Mk. 1 Mod. 1 Democrat: hit of LSD.

If Barking Moonbat Antifasshole: Suck start a twelve gauge.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 12:40 AM (QzJWU)

545 Posted by: ShainS - Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (WqPYg)

That is an interesting analysis.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:40 AM (IDhUW)

546 I'm like a motorcycle, two-tired.



G'Night...



*falls into bed*





Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 19, 2019 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)


So, you're a Motaur?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 12:41 AM (9Om/r)

547 Government interference in health care also drives up prices. The EMTALA law forces ERs to take all comers, regardless of their ability to pay. The HIPAA law hamstrings healthcare providers in a thousand different ways.

The government-pushed computerization of doctor's offices also has driven up costs, with dubious benefit. You've probably all noticed how your doctor visits now involve your physician spending more time typing than talking to you. This push for all-out computerization came from effective lobbying by medical software companies, who know exactly how to schmooze lawmakers.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:42 AM (mk9aG)

548 539 Two good examples of medical price gouging:

Last time I had a prostate exam, it cost $90. There is no reason on God's green earth to charge that much for an exam that costs maybe $1 in materials, and takes less than 30 seconds.

When I took a ten-minute treadmill stress test, I was gouged $500. I could BUY a whole treadmill for $500. The price is outrageous, basically paying a doctor to read an EKG, which takes less than a minute. That was around 20 years ago, BTW.
Posted by: gp


What?

You must live in the cheapest state in the US.

Where I live, just to walk into a doctor's office costs $150 right off the bat. Any additional procedure, no matter how trivial and quick, costs hundreds of dollars more. Something like a prostate exam would be several hundred.

I recently had to go to the dentist to have them check if a filling was loose.

He looked at it for 30 seconds -- "Nope, not loose."

Got the bill two weeks later: $240.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 12:42 AM (Q3dyo)

549 535 Mike Lee is planning on pushing legislation through tomorrow by consent decree. It basically gives 300,000 tech jobs to Indians therefore lowering our white colllar wages and stuffing the pockets of tech companies.


Trump? Hey President Trump? Heloooooo??
Backstabbing sobs. I am so fuming mad about this crap!!
Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:34 AM (ASbaS)

Sorry to hear this Floridachick. 300,000 jobs that could be held by Americans. My daughter is searching for work in this field.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:42 AM (IDhUW)

550 *********

Merely exercising his Constitutional right to harm bears.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 12:24 AM

Except he was in Canada and has no rights

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 12:42 AM (B7KlG)

551 Good night slap - sweet dreams

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:44 AM (IDhUW)

552 So, you're a Motaur?
Posted by: Berserker-
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Bizarre ad. Can't imagine it appealing to any motorcyclists that I know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 12:44 AM (YvUf/)

553 I don't think that particular line was mine, but thanks anyway.
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No? The build up was along the lines of men lining up to compete in a foot race.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:46 AM (IDhUW)

554 About a year ago I cancelled my subscription to a local parenting magazine. We had been receiving it for many years since it's appropriate reading in my business' waiting area. They published an article criticizing white families for being white. The photo at the head of the article showed a happy smiling white nuclear family. The article was an absolutely disgusting piece of bigoted propaganda. I unfortunately threw all the magazines into the trash (should have kept one), and had my assistant cancel the subscription immediately.

I cant stand the evil of racism against anyone. I am so fed up with the double standard of the left and their purposeful destruction of our society. Only evil will come from this.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:47 AM (ASbaS)

555 Does the cropped sign read, "Charbroiled thickbutts"??

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2019 12:49 AM (Dh1wo)

556
I cant stand the evil of racism against anyone. I am so fed up with the double standard of the left and their purposeful destruction of our society. Only evil will come from this.
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I agree 100% with all of this statement. Not to stir up controversy, but we, the US did fight a civil war over this once already.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:51 AM (IDhUW)

557 Sorry to hear this Floridachick. 300,000 jobs that could be held by Americans. My daughter is searching for work in this field.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel 


I wish her the best and prayers for her success.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:52 AM (ASbaS)

558 "You must live in the cheapest state in the US." I'm glad I'm not the only person who has been gouged. Misery loves company. I always thought that you were female, zombie. You save $ on prostate exams that way

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:52 AM (mk9aG)

559
I wish her the best and prayers for her success.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:52 AM (ASbaS)

Sincere thanks

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 12:53 AM (IDhUW)

560
So, you're a Motaur?

Posted by: Berserker-

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Bizarre ad. Can't imagine it appealing to any motorcyclists that I know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 12:44 AM (YvUf/)

Yeah its a tad strange, but for some reason I laugh at it. Well, I laugh because in the years I did the sturgis rally there were totally drunken discussions about being a motaur around a camp fire years before that commercial existed. Like being easy to cruise with a beer in each hand, etc.


And also real freaky, that damn commercial came on just as I was typing that. Yikes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)

561 That Dolly Parton cover of Mule Skinner Blues is awesome.

Posted by: CosmicCharlie at September 19, 2019 12:56 AM (9kYbW)

562 My rust-belt sh!thole city Rockford IL has a low cost of living (for now.) We have a great abundance of hospitals and doctors here, and more facilities are being built. Don't know why any doctor would want to live near this cesspool, but they apparently do. If you are the zombie I think you are, aren't you in San Francisco?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 12:57 AM (mk9aG)

563 ...the US did fight a civil war over this once already



Is there another country in the world that has had a civil war to free its slaves? (The French don't count. They still haven't figured out that to be free they must abandon their collectivist views)

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 12:58 AM (ASbaS)

564 And also real freaky, that damn commercial came on just as I was typing that. Yikes.
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I hate it when things like that happen because it just reinforces my tin foil hat conspiracy theory that all electronics are monitored and reacted to.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:00 AM (IDhUW)

565 The French don't count.


Well, they do have Marianne (generally depicted bare breasted) and that one scene in Casablanca.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at September 19, 2019 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

566 Great Britain fought in Parliment to free their slaves, iirc.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:02 AM (IDhUW)

567 And also real freaky, that damn commercial came on just as I was typing that. Yikes.

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I hate it when things like that happen because it just reinforces
my tin foil hat conspiracy theory that all electronics are monitored and
reacted to.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:00 AM (IDhUW)


Shit, I never thought of that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 01:03 AM (9Om/r)

568 That one scene in Casablanca is excellent, if you are referring to the singing f the national anthem.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:03 AM (IDhUW)

569 Shit, I never thought of that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

We know

Posted by: FaceGoogleBook at September 19, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

570 I can't find it, 'cause my search engine powers are weak.

But back in the early '90s, there was a famous ad in the motorcycle magazines.

Woman posed AS the motorcycle. Picture a lass on hands and knees, butt-up, classic pose.

Not what you think though.

In her hands, are the ends of the front axle of a motorcycle wheel, replete with tire.

The insteps of her feet, hold the axle of the rear tire.

Her entire body is coated with a very shiny, very reflective, black liquid, from head to toe.

IIRC, she was also wearing a gloss black, full-face helmet with dark tinted visor.

Photo was taken from the "rear 3/4 view".

Was for a tire ad, or a motorcycle oil ad. I forget which, exactly.

One of you knows this image, and needs to fetch the URL for it up to this here ONT, pronto!

'Cause THAT is the "motaur" that we need to be mentioning here. Knowwhatimean?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 01:04 AM (QzJWU)

571 My newly-prescribed pill is kicking in, so it's time to go. You guys are the best!

73
QRT

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 19, 2019 01:05 AM (mk9aG)

572 That one scene in Casablanca is excellent, if you are referring to the singing f the national anthem.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

One of the girlchicks was an actual refugee from the nazis.

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact pal at September 19, 2019 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

573 'Cause THAT is the "motaur" that we need to be mentioning here.

So, "jumping the horns" is a thing again?

Posted by: Ancient Minoan Miklos at September 19, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

574 One of the girlchicks was an actual refugee from the nazis.
Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact pal at September 19, 2019 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

I didnt know that and would love to watch the scene and guess which one.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:07 AM (IDhUW)

575 So, "jumping the horns" is a thing again?
Posted by: Ancient Minoan Miklos at September 19, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

Earliest recorded gymnastics?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:09 AM (IDhUW)

576 My home is alcohol free at the moment.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

577 Earliest recorded gymnastics?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

The penalty flag was a burial wrap.

Posted by: Ancient Minoan Miklos of Antiquity at September 19, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

578 My home is alcohol free at the moment.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Use a "good" Dixie cup for this:

*USB glurgle*

Posted by: Miklos, bringing the unmixed wine at September 19, 2019 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

579 'Cause THAT is the "motaur" that we need to be mentioning here. Knowwhatimean?







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 01:04 AM (QzJWU)

I remember that picture. I think I had about a half dozen magazines coming to the house from the early 90's up to the mid 2000's, mostly to keep up on the current trends in the custom building. I might still have it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 01:13 AM (9Om/r)

580 Today will be a low activity day, because car is in the shop. And as everybody knows-


I can't get a girl 'cause i ain't got a car
I can't get a car 'cause i ain't got a job
I can't get a job 'cause i ain't got a car
So i'm looking for a girl with a job and a car

Posted by: Miklos, welcome to my Miklosmare at September 19, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

581 Chrysler used to make all the motaurs.

AKA Motaur Parts Division

Posted by: Miklos, a MOPAR man like Fred Schneider form B-52's at September 19, 2019 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

582 ...Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2019 01:13 AM (9Om/r)


One of the major magazines even ran a feature-length article on that pic, profiling the photographer, the model, and especially the set-up, staging and arranging, the technology and techniques used to create that picture.

It sold well on the poster market, too. It was not the proverbial "flash in the pan", it got at least five years of mileage out of the image.

You post that image or that magazine feature, you're automatically up for Moron of the Year.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

583 I have modeled this in clay....then, semi-gloss resin tacked to Styrofoam build-outs with tooth-picks to hold the shape....then expanding foam shaped by cold lasers
and yet ....nothing beats the written 1st Amendment word...Ahem,

The SJW comma Politically Correct comma shriek mongers that just took down the SNL comedian for his past (Offences) should be and I submit,

be slammed with an overdose of spiked tar heroin and left to face plant onto a Cali mid-afternoon asphalt parking lot and after 5 mins. rolled over and blasted with nasal NARCAN and once awake beat with a ball-pine hammer until semi-unconscious....rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Nightwatch with a Mg+ torch at September 19, 2019 01:18 AM (kFkpX)

584 And also real freaky, that damn commercial came on just as I was typing that. Yikes.
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I hate it when things like that happen because it just reinforces my tin foil hat conspiracy theory that all electronics are monitored and reacted to.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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I have a mental list of what I call 'Cosmic Intersections'. These are coincidences which strain all imaginable likelihood.

Example. Yesterday morning, CBD posted an art thread featuring a guy holding a pink carnation. That led pretty quickly to a comment:

"6 Should be wearing a white sport coat.
Posted by: Marty Robbins"

Okay. Then tonight, on Burn's country music show, one day later, they addressed Marty Robbins, and played 'A White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation'.

Now, I can't recall the last time that I thought about, or heard 'A White Sport Coat'...years, decades, maybe. So, twice in two days.

Cosmic intersection.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 01:21 AM (KoKdw)

585 ...be slammed with an overdose of spiked tar heroin and left to face plant onto a Cali mid-afternoon asphalt parking lot and after 5 mins. rolled over and blasted with nasal NARCAN and once awake beat with a ball-pine hammer until semi-unconscious....rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Nightwatch with a Mg+ torch at September 19, 2019 01:18 AM (kFkpX)



Damn, you've gone soft.

They deserve worse. Much worse.

*RELEASE THE YOKOS!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 01:21 AM (QzJWU)

586 a ball-pine hammer


Nice touch.

I would suggest a hardwood.

Posted by: Miklos, Louisville slugging 'en m back at September 19, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

587 Use a "good" Dixie cup for this:

*USB glurgle*
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Miklos, a thousand thank yous, sleep may yet bring rest

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:22 AM (IDhUW)

588 ball pine
ball peen....or

Posted by: Nightwatch with a Mg+ torch at September 19, 2019 01:24 AM (kFkpX)

589 be slammed with an overdose of spiked tar heroin and left to face plant onto a Cali mid-afternoon asphalt parking lot and after 5 mins. rolled over and blasted with nasal NARCAN and once awake beat with a ball-pine hammer until semi-unconscious....rinse, repeat.
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Dang! My solution is both more permanent (perhaps) and less painful. The above application would certainly be a deterrent!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:25 AM (IDhUW)

590 So i'm looking for a girl with a job and a car

A job with a car and a girl was the whole plot of the manga that Kurt got in trouble for reading.

Or so I'm told. By a friend.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 01:26 AM (ykYG2)

591 My solution is both more permanent (perhaps) and less painful.

No point in hanging, unless you let the corpses dangle and rot, put signs on them, and walk the school children by.

Posted by: Miklos, who likes at September 19, 2019 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

592 just.....frustrated as all get up....get up being..dang...now I've just lost ....HEY my bottle of Val-U-Rite......bastards.....always poaching me


night

Posted by: Nightwatch with a Mg+ torch at September 19, 2019 01:29 AM (kFkpX)

593 Cosmic intersection.

Always interesting. I find certain phrases come up in very different situations, not just in the made up media. And it makes me wonder how those phrases are being promoted.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:29 AM (IDhUW)

594 Medical images and health data belonging to millions of Americans, including X-rays, MRIs, and CT scans, are sitting unprotected on the Internet and available to anyone with basic computer expertise.

I went to pay my insurance last month at the company's website. I logged on with my correct info and a list of insureds popped up without me doing a thing.

I had to log out and in 2 more times to actually get my account.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:29 AM (v2wun)

595 So i'm looking for a girl with a job and a car
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If you'd settle for a flatbed Ford, you might try in Winslow, AZ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 01:30 AM (YvUf/)

596 Pirates beware

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:30 AM (IDhUW)

597 the whole plot of the manga

*careful, measured stare*

I am member of The Committee to Watch the Japanese Fleet.

You seem to know things.

Posted by: Miklos "Bull, but actually Bill) Halsey at September 19, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

598 Pirates beware
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Ilhan is going home?

TIGHT!!!

Posted by: Miklos, the other Pitch Guy at September 19, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

599 I had to log out and in 2 more times to actually get my account.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Please to contact.

Posted by: Miklos, at the Yekaterinburg Call Centre at September 19, 2019 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

600 598 Pirates beware
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Ilhan is going home?

TIGHT!!!
----
Ha! I didn't make that connection, but it works, I like it, I'll take it. Modern day pirates beware!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

601 *looks around*

*no CBD*


*pours a glass, puts feet up on ONT again*

Posted by: Miklos, raised in a barn, if you could even call it that at September 19, 2019 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

602 Those chants os "send her back" should be getting louder and more frequent now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:36 AM (IDhUW)

603 Raised in a barn by wolves, eh, Miklos?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:37 AM (IDhUW)

604 Or should I say, Mowgli?

That spelling doesn't look right.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:39 AM (IDhUW)

605 Raised in a barn by wolves, eh, Miklos?

Eh. My brother Romulus was always the favorite.

Posted by: Miklosius, Rome coulda been called Mikla at September 19, 2019 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

606
Eh. My brother Romulus was always the favorite.
----
Oh yes, the other raised by wolves story

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:43 AM (IDhUW)

607 The East German restaurant sounds interesting and if I were in the area I would want to try it....once. I don't think id enjoy eating with dictators watching over me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 01:46 AM (IDhUW)

608 Eh. My brother Romulus was always the favorite.

Posted by: Miklosius, Rome coulda been called Mikla at September 19, 2019 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)


Yeah, but we voted for REAM US!

Posted by: The G in LGBTQWERTY at September 19, 2019 01:47 AM (Y8PSl)

609 I don't think id enjoy eating with dictators watching over me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Check the pizza names:

http://marxim.hu/etel

Posted by: Miklos, they have original Berlin Wall barbed wire as decor at September 19, 2019 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

610 Yeah, but we voted for REAM US!
Posted by: The G

I call Uncle!!!

Posted by: Miklos "Delbert" McClinton, giving it for your love at September 19, 2019 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

611 back from my meeting...

i forgot to hang my cripple placard and the bastards booted me.

even though they know it was me and they know, from long experience, that i'm a cripple.

looks like i'll have to cough up $45 to get my truck back, which is $45 i don't have.

and have to re-schedule my chiro appointment too.

fuckers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 02:00 AM (makEl)

612 I think I would order the SiberianDream. The Taste of Freedom is a great name. The Clinton's made the list, do we laugh or cry?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 02:03 AM (IDhUW)

613 fuckers.
Posted by: redc1c4

Some liquid oxygen or nitrogen and a hammer.

Moron Labe

Posted by: Miklos, don't ask at September 19, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

614 Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 02:00 AM (makEl)

Sorry red, hope you get to relax a bit this evening.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 02:06 AM (IDhUW)

615 Adios - going to try this sleep thing. Goodnight everyone

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 19, 2019 02:08 AM (IDhUW)

616 The Clinton's made the list, do we laugh or cry?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

For name favorites, I'm stuck between Snow White and the Seven Small Proletarians, or


CCCPizza

Posted by: Miklos, you can get drunk there too at September 19, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

617 Alone again

Naturally

Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at September 19, 2019 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

618 Well, thank you for asking about my colonoscopy.

I have ALL the pictures (insurance requires).

Look at this one. Seriously?

Some times I wonder about Dr. Priswathamandrala

I mean, sometime you DON'T want the doctor to smile.

Posted by: reat Aunt Miklosa at September 19, 2019 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

619 The Clinton's made the list, do we laugh or cry?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


I completely agree with Miklos. He is the one guy who really gets it.

Posted by: Glenn Greenwald (not a notorious sock self promoter) at September 19, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

620 Glenn Greenwald is one of the few people to recognize Miklos' incisive, but nuanced opinion.

Posted by: Glenda Greenforest at September 19, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

621 Glenn or Glenda are fantastic thinkers, whom most Fly-overites would only know from their transgressive, cutting edge performance in Glen or Glenda, by the justly famous director Ed Wood.

Their praise of me can only redound their credit.

Posted by: Miklos Glynn at September 19, 2019 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

622 Miklos is lavish with praise, but only if you have earned it. As I have (wink wink).

Posted by: Miklos fans who may be named something like Glenn or Glenda at September 19, 2019 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

623 I am overcome by the support from my supporting supporters. And as for "earning it"....

Wait-is this for Glenn or Glenda?

Posted by: Miklos, brave and empowered like a little girl at September 19, 2019 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

624 OK.

Just be that way.

Posted by: Miklos, taking his balls and going home at September 19, 2019 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

625 So much excellent content in this crazy world. Thank you!

Posted by: Summer of Love at September 19, 2019 02:47 AM (FJrl0)

626 half a bottle of left over white wine, and NAOW to the rum...

but i just got some GOOD news.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 02:56 AM (makEl)

627 Heh. It's the All Miklos Hour at the HQ. That's cool, I like Miklos.

How's trix?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2019 03:01 AM (FNXDu)

628 we shipped a "saltwater" Browning Superposed in for repair back in April 2018.

they sent us a quote in September 2018.

we didn't have the scratch to fund it until this spring.

i haven't checked its status in months, first because of my Dad, and then the Vista box died and took all my tabs with it.

found the post card earlier, looking for something else, and there are now only 4 items left to do: refinish stock, refinish forearm, re-blue barrel, and re-finish 2nd forearm.

when they get done, we will have an essentially new, Superposed set of 12 and 20 gauge uppers on an equally new Superposed lower.

with the original Browning case and all its papers.

just in time for Christmas, if they hold their schedule


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 03:04 AM (makEl)

629 At this point in the evening I could walk up to the ONT and shoot it point blank in the head and the guy watching the surveillance video would be asleep and I'd get away with it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2019 03:17 AM (FNXDu)

630 right up until the 452 grain 416 Barrett slug punched through your shoulder blade and scattered your heart/lung group, and most of your rib cage, out where it would be one of the last things you ever saw.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 03:22 AM (makEl)

631 It's almost that time for early morning shift to show up

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:39 AM (ZCEU2)

632
It's almost that time for early morning shift to show up

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:39 AM


almost

g'mornin', Skip

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 19, 2019 03:41 AM (KCxzN)

633 interesting

USSR level Qwality Kontrol is alive ans well in Putin Land

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 03:51 AM (makEl)

634 Present.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 04:05 AM (ima6L)

635 Now it is time
Good morning Alton

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 04:05 AM (ZCEU2)

636 Getting cool up in the upper mid west yet? Mornings have been in the 50s, 70 later today.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 04:23 AM (ZCEU2)

637 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 04:26 AM (Dhht7)

638 42 right now, 70s later today

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 04:28 AM (ima6L)

639 65 now with high of low 90's.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 04:31 AM (Dhht7)

640 Wow! Is that warm for late September by you? We've had a few warmer than usual days- humid, but today is normal for this time, weather.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 04:36 AM (ima6L)

641 Supposed to get upper 80s on the weekend but not going to see 90 until next year.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 04:38 AM (ZCEU2)

642 No. That's warmer than usual. Tuesday we set a record high of 100.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 04:43 AM (Dhht7)

643 We are supposed to hit 80 tomorrow. If forecasters are correct it'll probably be the last one of those days this year. But still beautiful in the 60s and 70s daytime, and overnite lows usually stay in the 40s most of October.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 04:43 AM (ima6L)

644 it's rum:30 here right naow... and the NWS page for my AO decided to go tits up

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 04:48 AM (makEl)

645 Took wife's car in for service yesterday. Had to order parts so they kept it overnight. Hopefully will get it back today. Was planning on going to the lake for weekend.

Oh, and of course it just went out of warranty. Can't fudge on mileage anymore with OnStar on the car.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 04:51 AM (Dhht7)

646 this summer has, once again, been cooler than normal, but, with the hurricanes threatening to come north up the baja peninsula, the next week or tow could be really shitty, humidity wise.

because we has no AC or even a dehumidifier.

the other 48/50 weeks out of the year, we don't really need them, and the house was built in '42, when such things were unheard of.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 04:51 AM (makEl)

647 Never lived in a house with A/C. Humid days can be a challenge if there are more than a few of them in a row. If it gets too bad, I think of the below zero days that make me dream of the warm humid ones!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 04:56 AM (ima6L)

648 Hope your plans work out for you, olddog!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 04:57 AM (ima6L)

649 Thanks, MLiI.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 05:05 AM (Dhht7)

650 How's the mrs?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 05:06 AM (ima6L)

651 NWS must be pissing away all their funding on Climate Change or something, LaCrosse radar goes out for varying periods once or twice a month.
Used to be years would go by without a blink.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 05:06 AM (8fHBx)

652 At the risk of an "oh duh" moment and feeling stupid, what is NWS?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 05:08 AM (ima6L)

653 National Weather Service


No worries, I get those all the time ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 05:10 AM (8fHBx)

654 Yeah, okay I feel stupid

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 05:11 AM (ima6L)

655 I'm out. Going to work where I can at least feel like I know something! Ha!

Have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 19, 2019 05:13 AM (ima6L)

656 Mrs. is doing much better. Blood counts rising. Getting her energy back.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 05:13 AM (Dhht7)

657 Have a blessed day, MLiI.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 05:13 AM (Dhht7)

658 thenewneo.com/the future of climate change politics part i the children
https://tinyurl.com/yxry2gk3

Just over a week ago on local ABC weather guy claimed the data showed this to be the 12th warmest year Ever.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)

659 Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2019 05:13 AM (Dhht7)
---
that truly is good news... speaking from the profession.

best wishes, and we'll keep pulling for her.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 05:18 AM (makEl)

660 Revenge....served best with wet naps.

With all the day drinking I do, that's the only kind of naps I do!

*Hic*

*Shart*

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 05:21 AM (vd8XM)

661 Burma Shave!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 05:32 AM (makEl)

662 Only $3? What a deal!

Posted by: Mayor Buttpluig at September 19, 2019 05:41 AM (ldmQR)

663 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 05:51 AM (cqNba)

664 In honor of "talk like a Pirate Day".......

Hiyaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 05:51 AM (arJlL)

665 when was the last time we had a Grateful Dead thread?

just curious

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 05:51 AM (makEl)

666 ARRGH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 05:52 AM (makEl)

667 nailed it!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 05:52 AM (makEl)

668
Air Quality Index: 73
Anus Melt Index: 87

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2019 05:53 AM (pNxlR)

669 Ahoy!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 19, 2019 05:54 AM (SxBH1)

670 I am having a sardine sandwich for breakfast...

Posted by: Hillary 'tuna boat' Clinton at September 19, 2019 05:54 AM (yhf6w)

671
Just over a week ago on local ABC weather guy claimed the data showed this to be the 12th warmest year Ever.
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)


Young, hot Earth respectfully disagrees.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2019 05:55 AM (pNxlR)

672 Don't think we ever had a Dead Thread.

G'mornin' all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 05:57 AM (8fHBx)

673 My wife was helping our friends daughter do some cleaning out and finding papers after the friend had passed away on Tuesday,
Side note, People, make a will. Make some plans. The daughter was told by her mom that there was stuff in place, and there is not. So now she gets to scramble to find things. So far, all she has found is a metric Shartload of credit card debt.

Anyway, I'm sitting at home when they get back. Wife walks in with toting a rifle, and I figure my time is up.
She says that this is the rifle the the daughters grandfather had in the war!

I take a quick look and say, not unless he was Japanese.
I had seen it before on one of the Guns of WW2.
Looked it up and it is the Arisaka 99. With the chrysanthemum still on it. Near as I could find it was produce 1939 to 1942. Still had the full sites, and the mono-pod
A little rusty and dusty though. The daughter took it home with her.
Thing is a heavy gun. I can't imagine toting it around all day

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

674
Ooooh, ANGUS Melt!

Iszat a climate catastrophe problem?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2019 06:04 AM (pNxlR)

675 Young, hot erf? How YOU doin

Posted by: Losers Mate, 4th Class at September 19, 2019 06:06 AM (OKp8N)

676 Are the Dems having a debate-forum-meeting-get together whatever they call it, on every aggrieved sub group?

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

677 " Are the Dems having a debate-forum-meeting-get together whatever they call it, on every aggrieved sub group?"

Republicans certainly can hope so.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)

678 "676 Are the Dems having a debate-forum-meeting-get together whatever they call it, on every aggrieved sub group?

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:07 AM (vd8XM) "


We can only hope.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 06:09 AM (8fHBx)

679 664 In honor of "talk like a Pirate Day".......

Hiyaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh !
Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 05:51 AM (arJlL)
---
Thanks for the reminder!

*dons cutlass, eye patch, and parrot*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2019 06:10 AM (kQs4Y)

680 Morning

I hate the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 06:10 AM (p0A33)

681 "*dons cutlass, eye patch, and parrot*


Shit...

My peg leg, and hand hook are still at the dry cleaners.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

682 Looked it up and it is the Arisaka 99. With the
chrysanthemum still on it. Near as I could find it was produce 1939 to
1942. Still had the full sites, and the mono-pod

A little rusty and dusty though. The daughter took it home with her.

Thing is a heavy gun. I can't imagine toting it around all day

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

---
WANT, if we can reach an equitable agreement. would love to have his family history to go with it, so we could get records, so it could go to a museum.

serious offer.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 06:12 AM (makEl)

683 "Morning

I hate the left"


Must be a day ending in a 'Y'...





G'morning, Doc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:13 AM (cqNba)

684 My peg leg, and hand hook are still at the dry cleaners.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Did you dry clean the parrot again?

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

685 'Did you dry clean the parrot again? '


Doesn't everyone?


Except for the cheap Chinese knock-off ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:15 AM (cqNba)

686 ---
WANT, if we can reach an equitable agreement. would love to have his family history to go with it, so we could get records, so it could go to a museum.

serious offer.
Posted by: redc1c4

I'll ask, but she seemed pretty determined to keep it. Our friends two brothers got most of the stuff after her dad had died. Somehow, friend got the gun. Her older brother claims that it should be his. Our friend told him she never had it, don't know where it is.

Canoe accident

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

687 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

688 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

689 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)

690 AAARRRRGGGGGHHH

Shiver me timbers
Bar winch bring me a jug

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:20 AM (JFO2v)

691 Arrrrr maties.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 06:20 AM (Z65m4)

692 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

You rock that outfit. You are a source of global warming in the local male population.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

693 So in the continuing saga of 'The Real Illegals of Baltimore County', Season Three...

We reported on the Road Rage incident where four individuals were stabbed, including the suspect.

But the investigation was delayed as NONE of the four individuals could speak English.

Now, the 24 year old suspect's name has been announced in the media.

But...there is no online court record of his booking, or any priors.

First time that I have seen that happen here.

Sort of lends credence to the commonly heard theory that the County government is massaging police reports and records to prevent the impact of illegal immigration in the county from being known by the public.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

694 I'll ask, but she seemed pretty determined to keep
it. Our friends two brothers got most of the stuff after her dad had
died. Somehow, friend got the gun. Her older brother claims that it
should be his. Our friend told him she never had it, don't know where it
is.



Canoe accident

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

---
i can respect, and understand that.

just that we would give it a safe, respectful home prior to siting it.

and it should never end up in the pile of $100 gift card guns to be destroyed pile.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 06:24 AM (makEl)

695 When we were Med-moored at the Mole in Napoli, I would use the Big Eyes to check out the USSR cruise liners and some of the passengers. There were vast expanses of land on their Lido Deck.

But I could not get a boarding party together, and my sabre had no edge. Not a cutlass to be found. The Thai buy-me-drink girls in the Gut had more attraction to the rest of the crew.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

696 "Bar winch bring me a jug"

* Throws flag*

Grammer foul....


Improper use of 'Winch' in place of 'Wench'.

Ten yards.

Still second down.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:27 AM (cqNba)

697 "When we were Med-moored at the Mole in Napoli, "

Damn...talk about memories.

Good times....good times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)

698 and it should never end up in the pile of $100 gift card guns to be destroyed pile.

Posted by: redc1c4

I doubt that. Her husband hunts, and has lost many guns from his gun safe in canoe accidents
Thank you. I will pass the info on. It is interesting to see one in the flesh. Even had the cleaning rod on it. Sadly, there was not a bayonet

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

699 Village Idiot's Apprentice
"Sort of lends credence to the commonly heard theory that the County government is massaging police reports and records to prevent the impact of illegal immigration in the county from being known by the public."

This is everywhere in the country. I heard a local police officer say it was important to protect criminals from the violent citizens.

The asset confiscation funding mechanism has twisted the moral compass of many police departments. I aver crime could be ended, and drug dealers jailed, but it is the police budget's best interests to seize stuff. Like a fleecing of the laity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

700
g'mornin', 'rons

The 2019 Michigan MoMe is this weekend!!!

Join us September 20 & 21 in the greater metropolitan area of Chelsea, Michigan for the festivities.

Friday night, we dine in Hell. Literally. We'll be at the Hell Saloon in Hell, Michigan for dinner around 6:30-ish. After dinner, we'll return to the cabin campsite built on the cursed ancient Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane for ukulele practice.

During the day on Saturday, we'll be hanging out at the cabin, whittling entire trees into toothpicks & just generally relaxing. The roundtable discussion topic this year is "IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?", followed by small unit tactics practice.

Saturday evening we'll go in to town for diner at the BBQ joint around 4:30; after which we'll return to the campsite for a large thermal event & pants-less dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land.

Click the link in the sidebar (or in my nick) for more details.

Posted by: AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 19, 2019 06:30 AM (hx3Q8)

701 Improper use of 'Winch' in place of 'Wench'.


I don't know about that. I could have used a bar winch to help get me off the bar stool a couple of times

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

702 Bruce

Bar stool or bar floor? Or last call wench at the bar?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

703 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said Tuesday that he didnt know of any Democrats who support the mandatory gun buybacks

Vice President Joe Biden called for a national buyback program to get firearms off the street.

Former Obama administration official Julián Castro, New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and Montana Gov. Steve Bullock are among those who have expressed support for some sort of buyback program.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

704 " ... it was important to protect criminals from the violent citizens. "



Well, what more can ya say ?

Amirite ?

*spits, sarcastically*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 06:34 AM (8fHBx)

705 Bar stool or bar floor? Or last call wench at the bar?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

When the snap on the lights at last call, that usually gets me moving.
Once you see where you've been drinking all night in bright lights, you just want to get the hell out

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

706 17 years ago, a teenaged girl was savagely gang-raped, murdered and her corpse mutilated, 100 feet from my front door. It was a case so brutal, so horrific, that hardened detectives broke down.

Woke up this morning to find out that one of the depraved pieces of human excrement was released from prison.

The Fuck. I am going to be Guy Frowney today.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 06:37 AM (u//oP)

707 Why don't they drop the " gun buy back " charade?

And just go with ' forced taking, using eminent domain'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:38 AM (cqNba)

708 17 years ago, a teenaged girl was savagely gang-raped, murdered and her corpse mutilated, 100 feet from my front door. It was a case so brutal, so horrific, that hardened detectives broke down.

Woke up this morning to find out that one of the depraved pieces of human excrement was released from prison.

The Fuck. I am going to be Guy Frowney today.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

That's the reason we need an express lane for hanging

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

709 698
and it should never end up in the pile of $100 gift card guns to be destroyed pile.



Posted by: redc1c4



I doubt that. Her husband hunts, and has lost many guns from his gun safe in canoe accidents

Thank you. I will pass the info on. It is interesting to see one in
the flesh. Even had the cleaning rod on it. Sadly, there was not a
bayonet

---
we have one similar: the bayonet hilt has bullet strikes.

unfortunately we got it at the local shithead FFL, who doesn't care about history, unless they can rip off sellers, so we couldn't contact family for provenance.

we only go to them for used things they undervalue.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 06:38 AM (makEl)

710 Bernie has a $2.5 trillion plan would combat the housing shortage in America by investing in the construction of 7.4 million homes for low-income renters

Thats $337,837 per house. My net worth is in the top 10% and the most expensive house I have ever owned was less than $300k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

711 Thats $337,837 per house. My net worth is in the top 10% and the most expensive house I have ever owned was less than $300k.
Posted by: rhennigantx

These house all have man caves and she sheds

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

712 Once you see where you've been drinking all night in bright lights, you just want to get the hell out



Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

----
i drink alone, with nobody else....

Posted by: George Thurogood at September 19, 2019 06:40 AM (makEl)

713 That's the reason we need an express lane for hanging
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

Those sick fking bastards should have fried. But this was in NY, so no capital punishment. None of them should have ever been allowed to set foot out of prison or breathe a free man's air for the rest of their wretched, miserable lives.

I was in the middle of moving out at the time. I had been renting the house. I was glad to leave after that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 06:41 AM (u//oP)

714 Thats $337,837 per house. My net worth is in the top 10% and the most expensive house I have ever owned was less than $300k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

---
you obviously have lived in all the wrong areas.....

failure.

Posted by: George Thurogood at September 19, 2019 06:42 AM (makEl)

715 $337k in San Diego just buys the she-shed.

Posted by: JAS at September 19, 2019 06:42 AM (0LxiW)

716 rhennigantx

The first is because of the latter. Spending under your income is a proven wealth producer.

Unfortunately, this proven technique is underutilized.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

717 Work preps commence.

Have a blessed day everyone. We do live in magical times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

718 I'm having some kind of PTSD thing. Reading that is making me re-live the horror all over again after blocking it out all these years.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 06:43 AM (u//oP)

719 Oh, there's an express lane for that, but the normals are still law-abiding, which is as clear a case of Normalcy Bias as there's ever been.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 06:43 AM (8fHBx)

720 Talk Like a Pirate Day has been extended through Saturday, for anyone attending the MIMoMe. I got a special dispensation from, uh, Cap'n Pirate, King of the Pirates. Really.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 06:44 AM (t+qrx)

721 >>> Thing is a heavy gun. I can't imagine toting it around all day

Drop it and the only thing worse than the beating from your squad leader is the shame of failing the emperor.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2019 06:44 AM (dCRRg)

722 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)

723 I live right by NASA and no slum From zillow:The median home value in 77058 is $197,300.

So Bernie is going to enslave me to 8 million mortgages more than I have ever sign up for, forever, to buy a few votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

724
hogmartin, recv'd your e-mail; will reply

great minds, & all that rot

I have a "plan"

Posted by: AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 19, 2019 06:47 AM (hx3Q8)

725 720 Talk Like a Pirate Day has been extended through Saturday, for anyone attending the MIMoMe. I got a special dispensation from, uh, Cap'n Pirate, King of the Pirates. Really.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 06:44 AM (t+qrx)

I learned Capn Crunch was king o the piiiiirrrrrates.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

726 Is you are ever in the mood for banging a few cucks wifes here a good place to start.

https://www.niskanencenter.org/

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

727 So Bernie is going to enslave me to 8 million mortgages more than I have ever sign up for, forever, to buy a few votes.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Not to worry, he has a refinance plan available, just for deplorables

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

728 *gently raps on screen*

hello, anyone there

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

729 *gently raps on screen*

hello, anyone there
Posted by: rhennigantx

Don't do that. I hate rap

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:56 AM (vd8XM)

730 Todays WTF

CNN announced the details surrounding next month's presidential town hall on LGBT issues Wednesday.

The town hall event will be held at The Novo theater in Los Angeles on Oct. 10, which coincides with the 31st anniversary of National Coming Out Day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

731 "Not to worry, he has a refinance plan available, just for deplorables

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM) "



But officer, I took a shower before they put me on the bus !
I don't need another one !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 06:58 AM (8fHBx)

732 Is you are ever in the mood for banging a few cucks wifes here a good place to start.

My heart belongs to Mrs. Chipwich

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 06:59 AM (arJlL)

733 which coincides with the 31st anniversary of National Coming Out Day.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They have a day devoted to coming out?

How about one for bringing it out and waving it around?

...Kav...

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

734 733 which coincides with the 31st anniversary of National Coming Out Day.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They have a day devoted to coming out?

How about one for bringing it out and waving it around?

...Kav...
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

The story claim someone else waved it around.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

735
But officer, I took a shower before they put me on the bus !
I don't need another one !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I don't see a shelf for my shampoo and soap.
I would like to talk to the manager please

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

736 "How about one for bringing it out and waving it around? "


Dunno about LA, but in SF that's any day ending in "y" .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 07:01 AM (8fHBx)

737 I got a special dispensation from, uh, Cap'n Pirate, King of the Pirates. Really.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 06:44 AM


May I have a word with you?

Posted by: Neptunius Rex at September 19, 2019 07:01 AM (uL22A)

738 The story claim someone else waved it around.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Someone else?
Can you jump rope with Little Kav?

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

739 "The story claim someone else waved it around."

Lots of drunk straight dudes grab another dudes crank, and wave it at a woman.



I'll take 'Phrases which have never been uttered' for $200.00 Alex.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba)

740 This is going to leave a mark

Kiwi PM Jacinda Arden lands in Tokyo, holds a presser, and thinks she is in the People's Republic of China.

Sure lady, it was jet lag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 07:03 AM (TVsf3)

741 "The story claim someone else waved it around."

Lots of drunk straight dudes grab another dudes crank, and wave it at a woman.

I'll take 'Phrases which have never been uttered' for $200.00 Alex.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Kav had painted it black too.
And put a sombrero on it

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

742 lol, bruce !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 07:04 AM (c1yAg)

743 "Sure lady, it was jet lag."

Can YOU tell them apart?

Posted by: PM Arden at September 19, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

744 >>> The story claim someone else waved it around.

Apparently we have a tripod on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2019 07:05 AM (dCRRg)

745 "Kav had painted it black too.
And put a sombrero on it"

You sure that wasn't Trudeau?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:06 AM (cqNba)

746 738 The story claim someone else waved it around.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Someone else?
Can you jump rope with Little Kav?
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

scuse me while I whip this out

hey where are all the virgin hispanic girls at??

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

747 "Kiwi PM Jacinda Arden lands in Tokyo, holds a presser, and thinks she is in the People's Republic of China."

Ouch.
So wrong, so many different ways !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 07:06 AM (c1yAg)

748 Kav had painted it black too.
And put a sombrero on it
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:03 AM (vd8XM)
and a mao jacket

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

749 "Wave it around like you don't care? Word up."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 07:07 AM (TVsf3)

750 Thanks for the ONT?

That is a hell of a comment to follow, VIA.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 07:07 AM (ycWCI)

751 >>> Kiwi PM Jacinda Arden lands in Tokyo, holds a presser, and thinks she is in the People's Republic of China.

The twatwaffle that will jail you for talking on the internet about the shooting.

I hope it leaves a dent.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2019 07:08 AM (dCRRg)

752 "Kiwi PM Jacinda Arden lands in Tokyo, holds a presser, and thinks she is in the People's Republic of China."

Ouch.
So wrong, so many different ways !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I thought all them Japs wore big thick glasses and had buck teeth.

...Jacinda, trying to pull out of the spin...

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:08 AM (vd8XM)

753 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said Tuesday that he didnt know of any Democrats who support the mandatory gun buybacks

I rate his statement: True.

I just want to take them. Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them in.

Posted by: Diane Fineswine at September 19, 2019 07:08 AM (uL22A)

754 "That is a hell of a comment to follow, VIA. "

What did I do now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:08 AM (cqNba)

755 739 "The story claim someone else waved it around."

Lots of drunk straight dudes grab another dudes crank, and wave it at a woman.

I'll take 'Phrases which have never been uttered' for $200.00 Alex.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba)

This one. Now I have the image of Alex Trebek waving Sean Connery's dick at people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 07:10 AM (ycWCI)

756 Well need to scoot. Work and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 07:10 AM (TVsf3)

757 Kiwi PM Jacinda Arden


Damn, that woman could eat her corn on the cob back-to-front.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

758 a for a little midget news from Daily Mail UK

A porn star who has dwarfism and goes by the name Bridget the Midget has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the leg.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

759 A porn star who has dwarfism and goes by the name Bridget the Midget has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the leg.
Posted by: rhennigantx

That's as high as she could reach

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:13 AM (vd8XM)

760 This one. Now I have the image of Alex Trebek waving Sean Connery's dick at people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 07:10 AM (ycWCI)

Alex, your mother liked it when you waved my dick in here face.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

761 "This one. Now I have the image of Alex Trebek waving Sean Connery's dick at people. "

I just want to thank you for that visual brain worm.

But.....in MY head, it's a SNL skit..

With Connery waving Trebek's crank.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:14 AM (cqNba)

762
A porn star who has dwarfism and goes by the name Bridget the Midget has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the leg.



Short temper?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 07:15 AM (oVJmc)

763 Okay, off for more fun.
Wife and I clean out our friend's, that passed away, fridge.

Like a sale at Crazy Eddie's,

Everything Must Go!!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2019 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

764 SUCK IT, TREBEK!

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 19, 2019 07:15 AM (oVJmc)

765 "A porn star who has dwarfism and goes by the name Bridget the Midget has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the leg."

Oddly enough, her name came up in conversation just a few days ago.

I had honestly thought that she had died a few years ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

766
"This one. Now I have the image of Alex Trebek waving Sean Connery's dick at people. "

I just want to thank you for that visual brain worm.

But.....in MY head, it's a SNL skit..

With Connery waving Trebek's crank.


What's all this talk of mutual dick-waving?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 19, 2019 07:16 AM (hx3Q8)

767 A porn star who has dwarfism and goes by the name Bridget the Midget has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the leg.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Which leg?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 07:16 AM (Z65m4)

768 >>> With Connery waving Trebek's crank.

"Check out this wee thing, Moneypenny!"

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2019 07:16 AM (dCRRg)

769 JJ's up. Go wish him a happy birthcay.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 07:18 AM (m45I2)

770 JJ is up, and running around, posting NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)

771 765 "A porn star who has dwarfism and goes by the name Bridget the Midget has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the leg."

Oddly enough, her name came up in conversation just a few days ago.

I had honestly thought that she had died a few years ago.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

*via sip coffee and look over coworkers shoulder*
what cu watchin
*coworker*
Bridget the Midget
*VIA sighs*
The vintage stuff I thot she was dead
*coworker*
she not and this is just a bunch of short clips

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

Justin Trudeau: If I Have Any Regrets, It Is Only That I, A Completely Straight Man, Love Playing Dress-Up With Colorful and Exotically Theatrical Costumes Too Much

That, and sucking dick as if there were a brick of gold lodged in the vas deferens.

trudeau

Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'



Oh, the draaamaaa!

Sidney, relax, have a cream soda, do some fucking thing.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:03 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (UIQou)

2 The Liberals buy their empty suits at the same place Democrats got theirs.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (/Fmtj)

3 I think we've all been there, Bro-seph.

Posted by: Liberace at September 18, 2019 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

4 is tbat guy really the elected PM or did he get the nod by some obscure parlimentary procedure?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (Qf6sY)

5 He's an incompetent, unstable high school teacher. Let's make him Prime Minister!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (/Fmtj)

6 Per WZ: Baby Castro dressed up as Harry Bellefonte.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (nDe2U)

7 I'm in this mostly for the pageantry, you know.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

8 I mean holy fuck how do you mock this guy?
He is a walking cliche.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (xbWHd)

9 Make him do the DNA test. I mean, you don't even have to draw the beard...

Posted by: Living in Amash's District at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (Xo3T0)

10 And marrying my 2nd grade teacher.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (AJ/mV)

11 He needs to resign immediately.

Posted by: Blue Djinn Local #303 at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)

12 Brick of Gold was a big hit for Freda Payne.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (COzlW)

13 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

14 Swoon, what an ideal leader of a country!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

15 I salute your courage, sir! Huzzah!

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

16 Why are y'all so mean?

He's cute!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (PkVlr)

17 Wellllll.... there was that time I dressed up as Mr t and tossed Peter dinkledge across the room when I thought it was an 80's midget throwing contest.

Posted by: Bustin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (9dzlp)

18 >>>13 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

bienvenu

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (PbpT7)

19 4
is tbat guy really the elected PM or did he get the nod by some obscure parlimentary procedure?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Inexplicably, he beat PM Steven Harper, the second best PM in the history of PMs anywhere, after Mr. Churchill.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (/Fmtj)

20 13: congrats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (nDe2U)

21 If there is anything I regret, it is that, occasionally, my eyebrow will not fit into an overhead bin.

Posted by: Justin ( I am NOT that "beto" guy) Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (RVcmP)

22 Enthusiastic about costumes.


Totally, 100% not gay.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (Z1ykJ)

23 O, Canada, why did you elect this douche?

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (88xKn)

24 Inexplicably, he beat PM Steven Harper, the second best PM in the history of PMs anywhere, after Mr. Churchill.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (/Fmtj)


As if we needed more proof that Western Civilization is unsustainable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (BiNEL)

25 Mr. Trudeau, do you want to tell Canadians about any other instances where you appeared on RuPaul's Drag Race?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (COzlW)

26 We're starting to *wonder* about this guy, if you know what we mean.

Posted by: The Cast of Rent at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (PbpT7)

27 Who among us hasn't played dress-up with our Tunisian houseboys?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (kQs4Y)

28 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapp

And you nailed a first?

Take a bow.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (HJ38S)

29 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)


Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

30 This guy seems a little (makes fluttering motion with hand) to me.

Posted by: A Female Impersonator Specializing in The Eternal Carol Channing at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (PbpT7)

31 It's the suit and tie that's the costume for him.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (COzlW)

32 He's a lefty. He could rape a polar bear to death with a spotted owl strapped to an AK47 and his career would be safe.

The left makes the rules and determines who they apply to.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (/gFEL)

33 Why do I imagine cosplaying My Little Pony characters is also one of his ardent endeavors?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (Z1ykJ)

34 He likes to grab them by the feathered boa...

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (FTlwv)

35 29 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
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Platinum membership gets you a Momsen Lung for those interludes inside the Barrel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

36 Who among us hasn't played dress-up with our Tunisian houseboys?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (kQs4Y)

He only hires Chadians.

Alpha Chadians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (P9Bdf)

37 This guy seems a little (makes fluttering motion with hand) to me.

Posted by: A Female Impersonator Specializing in The Eternal Carol Channing at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (PbpT7)


His loafers don't seem to touch the ground!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (BiNEL)

38 Oh, well then. Here's a plan.

Dress up like a young black man and go to Ed Buck's house on Halloween.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (gAXBD)

39 Justin Trudeau is a madman who thinks he's Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

40 Raoul my cabana boy can vouch I'm 100% all man.

Posted by: Justine Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (COzlW)

41
He's a lefty. He could rape a polar bear to death with a spotted owl strapped to an AK47 and his career would be safe.



The left makes the rules and determines who they apply to.



I see we're on the same page.


So, how do you get that goddamn owl to stay on that rifle? Because I can tell you, zip ties are definitely not the way to go.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

42 Platinum membership gets you a Momsen Lung for those interludes inside the Barrel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)


And that's just one of the many benefits!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)

43 Can't say I give a shit about this canuk fuck stick,. Big mehh.

Posted by: Garbone at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (4lHJo)

44 Long time commenter here, first time lurker.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (llxrS)

45 Who will he be today?

https://tinyurl.com/yygthv8v

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (wiXsO)

46 This is the part when we dance.

Posted by: Sprockets at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (2N7oZ)

47 32 Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (/gFEL)

Yup.
I just a minute ago explained to the wife that Ilhan Omamamaer could blow up Ellis Island and she would not be charged.
1)Black2) ostensibly female3)Muslim4) democrat politician
Not that the 30% who would refuse to condemn her would want Ellis Island gone but they cannot bear the thought of holding those 4 groups to law.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (xbWHd)

48 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM

Avoid the Platypus Membership. It's poison I tell ya, poison!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (COzlW)

49 His mother was married to one time Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

His actual paternal ancestry is rumored to lie with a HonkeyvTonk Woman, or a Lider Maximo.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (KaupC)

50 I admit that sometimes, I too, will dress up in green face.

Posted by: Bruce Banner at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (q1Pj5)

51 If his father were alive today, I would say "Fidel, gotta talk to that boy of yours."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (gAXBD)

52 Good thing he's not applying to be an SNL cast member.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (dYe5S)

53 That, and sucking dick as if there were a brick of gold lodged in the vas deferens.

CBD can cure that shit.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (lbPuN)

54 I think he's sweet.

Honestly, putting on a bit of dusky makeup isn't going full minstrel. I would be amused if a black person put on white face, Izod shirt, and Sansabelt slacks and went to a party as a Typical White Person.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (kQs4Y)

55 "I... .Love a Parade!!"

Posted by: Closeted Gay Castro Offspring at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

56 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

Psst, Eris, don't tell him about the ONT countdown timer app!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

57 His evil twin is called Justin TrueBro, and he has a killer goatee.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (llxrS)

58 32 Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (/gFEL)

That "the rules only apply when they say so" stops only when we make it stop.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (xbWHd)

59 So, how do you get that goddamn owl to stay on that rifle? Because I can tell you, zip ties are definitely not the way to go.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

Gray tape.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (KaupC)

60 18 >>>13 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

bienvenu
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (PbpT7)

Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
To Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spaaaades!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

61 Long time commenter here, first time lurker.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM

Long time caniner here, first time lurcher. Woof!

Posted by: A. Dog at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (COzlW)

62 -
--
BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.



Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)



Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM

-----------------------------------------

Totally worth it.

Posted by: NOT Yoko, that's for darn sure at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (RVcmP)

63 #NEW: Pres. Trump touts wall construction at U.S.-Mexico border: "They're wired so that we will know if somebody's trying to break through."

Acting head of the Army Corps Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite: "Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (BqBId)

64 I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapp

And you nailed a first?

Take a bow.
Posted by: Ha

Long or cross?

Posted by: Ginger and/or Mary Ann at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

65 So, how do you get that goddamn owl to stay on that rifle? Because I can tell you, zip ties are definitely not the way to go.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (Z1ykJ)


Duck tape.



I denounce myself.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (/gFEL)

66 .......

What a FUCKING tool.

.......

OK I feel better now....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (3y90P)

67 Liberals wear blackface, and culturally-appropriate the clothing and hair styles of People of Color, only so they can be oppressed by white bigots and thereby know how their People of Color friends feel all day long. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it, to keep things progressing on the Right Side of History.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

68 Mr. Trudeau, I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "bigger" . . . 5 seconds. . . Go!

Posted by: Canadian Game Show Host at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (gAXBD)

69 I bet he pours maple syrup all over it too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (UUkQp)

70 willowed

I know a guy who was healthy as an ox and bedridden for months - and re-learning how to live to this day - with something that shut down his ability to move and then evolved into something like parkinsons within a week or so after a flu shot.

Pretty creepy. I still get one, but I always think about him as the nurse is getting the needle ready.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (+m8Oo)

71 Hey!! he dressed as a macaca!

Posted by: George Allen. Still bitter. at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)

72

In the early days of the internet, there was a guy who really liked dressing up as storybook characters. Female storybook characters. His wife made the costumes for him. Little Bo Peep and so on. Entire glamour photo spreads worth. He looked exactly like Justin Castro Trudeau.

Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (daSxg)

73 Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
To Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spaaaades!
Posted by: Insomniac

Is Ace a-Sissy or a-Bobby?

Posted by: Miklos Welk, and one'a at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

74 Psst, Eris, don't tell him about the ONT countdown timer app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
---
How about the complimentary monogrammed silk shorty robe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (kQs4Y)

75 I blame Mr Dressup...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Dressup

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (Dh1wo)

76
Let those who have never worn blackface and dressed in Indian costumes cast the first stone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)

77 28 And you nailed a first?

Take a bow.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (HJ38S)

Beginner's luck.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (UIQou)

78 Inexplicably, he beat PM Steven Harper, the second best PM in the history of PMs anywhere, after Mr. Churchill.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM


What am I, chopped poutine, eh?

Posted by: John George Diefenbaker at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (uL22A)

79 So. So.
Here you all are and no one, not one of you called the nood. I had to come here and find you. Well I went back and called the others so don't think you can hide here. We shall invade your little club whether you like it or not.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (myjNJ)

80 Sigh. Do you know how hard it is to be married to a man who's prettier than you?

Posted by: Mrs. Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (COzlW)

81 "Regrets? I've had few - but then again, to few to not...swallow."

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (32YRo)

82 The big story here is that conservatives are pouncing on this minor indiscretion.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (NbRJx)

83 Was Canada "post-racial" in 2001?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (gAXBD)

84 Long time caniner here, first time lurcher. Woof!

Posted by: A. Dog at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (COzlW)


Arf!
The bone is against the wall!
Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

85 is tbat guy really the elected PM or did he get the nod by some obscure parlimentary procedure?


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (Qf6sY)

Just like the UK, the leader of the political party with the most seats in Parliament becomes the PM. In his case, though, his political career and his being leader of the Liberals is because of his last name and the fact that there are enough women in Canada who swoon because of his looks.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (Yeuu4)

86
"I am coming out as a gay man..." Too late!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (7rVsF)

87 #NEW: Pres. Trump touts wall construction at U.S.-Mexico border: "They're wired so that we will know if somebody's trying to break through."

Acting head of the Army Corps Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite: "Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (BqBId)


Awww, this is so sweet!!! It makes me appreciate our president even more.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

88 Re: Blackface

You've got to stick with wearing wigs and dresses and mimicking what you believe to be the most obvious shared stereotypical behavior of a group you openly despise.

THAT'S celebrated. You'll even get to read to pre-schoolers at public libraries as you make fun of the women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (+m8Oo)

89 I'm not gay, Ace. I just clean up my wife after she is done with her dark hued boyfriends. It's how I find pleasure and my wife is happy. Don't judge.

Posted by: Justin, not a cuck, Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (pH4jl)

90 I;m telling you the sound trac from
La Dolce Vida is the perfect background music
for tonight's threads.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (UX5QD)

91 He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Punjab clothing
And talks total crap for hours

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

92 Long time Lurch

Posted by: Ted Cassidy at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

93 one, he's candian so it's different.

But it's quite instructive to the rest of us to see folks just not fucking apologize.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (thQkh)

94 How about the complimentary monogrammed silk shorty robe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (kQs4Y)


I thought you had to be a Canadian to get that?

Posted by: Sandy at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

95 Longtime moron. First time sober.

(actually just sock off but I figured why not at least try to be clever.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (LWu6U)

96 I saw Inappropriate Costumes open for open for Zappa in Seattle.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at September 18, 2019 09:23 PM (DsWs6)

97 He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Punjab clothing
And talks total crap for hours
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)


Solid.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:23 PM (t+qrx)

98
Poutine-gorging hoser.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)

99 [ ]Heterosexual[ ]Bisexual[ ]Homosexual[ ]Will Fuck Anything

[x]Costume Enthusiast

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (lbPuN)

100 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 When I was a kid people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I would always say "Liberace" which is a short twirl and dip to "Liberal".

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (COzlW)

102 Sock on
Sock OFF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (BiNEL)

103 "Here Justin, hold my dick." -- The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (WqPYg)

104 Globalist nitwits.

They are a blight like bedbugs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:25 PM (Xw/fc)

105 Eyebrows. A window to the soul.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 09:25 PM (3H9h1)

106 (Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:25 PM (COzlW)

107 I want to see a black man dress up as a male feminist hipster. Star Wars t-shirt, wire glasses, and the wispy beard. Maybe flannel. There is a rich lode of uncomfortable comedy to be mined there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (ykYG2)

108 So. So.
Here you all are and no one, not one of you called the nood. I had to come here and find you. Well I went back and called the others so don't think you can hide here. We shall invade your little club whether you like it or not.
Posted by: madamemayhem



The jig is up.


**repete**


The jig is up.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

109 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'


=======


LMAO. Is that a headline from The Babylon Bee, The New York Times, or the Toronto Star?

*spins wheel*

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (WqPYg)

110 Trudeau is as straight as strictly vagina-y Cory Booker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

111 Now, now. Like Jesus said, "Let he who has never put on his girlfriend's underwear and rocked out to Sister Sledge cast the first stone."

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (Mk8wT)

112 What a maroon says she while chowing down on a Chick-fil-A sandwich and waffle fries.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (wRHNT)

113 How about the complimentary monogrammed silk shorty robe?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM


It does go well with chaps.

Posted by: John George Diefenbaker at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (uL22A)

114 The jig is up.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

And gone!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (myjNJ)

115 That guy looks like a white corn pop. Word of biden

Posted by: Joe Biden Bleeding Eye at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (9dzlp)

116 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people in Canada?

Well, Toronto won the NBA championship, so they got that going for them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (gAXBD)

117 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)


Lots of smart HK Chinese figured out the Brits had betrayed them and bailed for Canada long time passing.
I understand that there are a heck of a lot of Pakis Asians there as well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (BiNEL)

118 18 bienvenu
Merci.

Also, still learning the formatting thing.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (UIQou)

119 Just looking at a Chick-fil-A marquee causes Justin's sac to crawl up his butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

120 Look, when you think about it, in the scheme of things, bronies are pretty harmless. I mean, right? Like, some perspective here.

Posted by: Justin T. at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (3y90P)

121 Welcome, Rapporteur!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (sGotD)

122 104 Globalist nitwits.

They are a blight like bedbugs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Our Ruling Caste is the best and brightest!! They all went to the same schools. They breed with each other. I mean, they did this in the good old days. That went well right??

Posted by: 1914 redux? at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (pH4jl)

123
'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

Unfortunately they're closed on Sunday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (7rVsF)

124 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people
in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so
this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue.........
Slightly less than Wisconsin.. which outside of the southeast counties amounts to 12 or 13 individuals at any point in time.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)

125 You better make sure that your CBD is organic.

Otherwise, oh shit.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (lbPuN)

126 Canada used to be a military power.

Now . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (xgyDD)

127 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

See, this just makes me want to run out to Chick-fil-A and ruin my diet with a couple of hate shakes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

128 (Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.)
Posted by: JuJuB

Point of..um..Order.

Posted by: Miklos, my understanding is that there would be no pants at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

129 Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (UIQou)


Nice to make your acquaintance, Sir.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

130 I need to see the flow chart on the "Chick Fil-A" sammich to "queer kids suffer" theory.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (Xw/fc)

131 In fairness to Canadians, that cold weather numbs the intellect.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (kLDv+)

132 Joe Biden has a lawn jockey that is the spitting image of Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

133 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

--

On the bright side, maybe it will give them a brief distraction from the sexual abuse and grooming of the older gays.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (+m8Oo)

134 That's a kind of pathetic thing for a prime minister to make.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

135 128 (Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.)
Posted by: JuJuB

Point of..um..Order.
Posted by: Miklos, my understanding is that there would be no pants at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)


That's just mean. Pants are NOT required, which I will prove by removing mine now.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

136 So I've often been in blue face. Usually right after my boyfriend finishes.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (WdocV)

137 I'M not ghey... the dude sucking my dick very well might be.

Posted by: Justin Castro at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (flINI)

138 Note to self: Buy a Chick-fil-A salad tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

139 HAHAHA

White Corn Pop.

Justin "Hominy" Trudeau

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (+m8Oo)

140 What if kids learn to like hate shakes before they learn they're queer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

141 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people
in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so
this is a real question.


Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

No.

However, there is a significant population of people from Pakistan and also India, and with respect to the latter there is a whole lot of political drama to go with them. In the last thread I mentioned that the 2nd photo was from a family vacation to India disguised as a state visit, and the political issues in Canada along with things that happened during that visit helped blow that visit up into a scandal.
I also mentioned that the leader of the New Democrats, which is to the left of the Liberals, is the son of Indian immigrants. I'll be interested in seeing what he has to say.
Plus a few years ago Canada accepted 25,000 immigrants from Syria.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (Yeuu4)

142 29
Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)


So, do I just type my credit card number, exp date, and CVV code in comments, then?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (UIQou)

143 111 Now, now. Like Jesus said, "Let he who has never put on his girlfriend's underwear and rocked out to Sister Sledge cast the first stone."
Posted by: Vanya



That is perfectly acceptable if you are wearing jeans and a Willie Stargell jersey with a '79 era Pirates cap!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (pH4jl)

144 The jig is up.
Posted by: eleven

The jig is against the wall.

Posted by: Eugene "Bull" Connor, member Democratic National Committee at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

145 Note to self: Buy a Chick-fil-A salad tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (ptqGC)


Hmm, checks watch, they're still open...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (BiNEL)

146 As an aside, I visited some cousins and their friends in Canada last year for the first time. They all have actual conservative values and claim to be "fiercely conservative" -- and, with the exception of one 70-year-old who still plays competitive hockey (his arm was in a sling after a broken collarbone when I met him), they all HATE TRUMP.

They all WATCH CNN INTERNATIONAL, think Trump is a puppet of Putin, and that he's permanently, unforgivably insulted and screwed-over Canadians -- daring to put America first instead of Canada.

I said to one cousin, a bully who kept trying to convince me of Canada's superiority over the USA, "You know, always putting Canada first ... you sound a lot like Trump!" That shut him up for awhile ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (WqPYg)

147 I'm not convinced that "Justin Trudeau" isn't just a very elaborate Kids In The Hall sketch.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

148 Fidel's kid has done pretty well, considering.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (lbPuN)

149 Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.

I don't know when this obvious communist train of thought left the station, but slow it down.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (Xw/fc)

150 60
Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
To Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spaaaades!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)


TYVM

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (UIQou)

151 137 I'M not ghey... the dude sucking my dick very well might be.

Posted by: Justin Castro at 

I larfed.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (HJ38S)

152 121 Welcome, Rapporteur!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (sGotD)


Thanks!

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (UIQou)

153 Such a shame. Toronto used to be a cool city.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (aS7LQ)

154 Je suis Que-black-ois.

Posted by: Le Grand Noir at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (gAXBD)

155 So, do I just type my credit card number, exp date, and CVV code in comments, then?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (UIQou)


Darn, for a newbie, you're getting the hang of this very quickly, but be sure to include your Social Security Number and birth date just to make things more efficient.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

156 Now I know why that eyebrow wanted to escape.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

157 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'


No, you dipshit canuck journohats - it's YOUR SLANTED REPORTING ABOUT Chik-fil-A that causes mental stress in queers. FFS it's just. a. restaurant. YOU are the ones that are brainwashing gullible nitwits into thinking its about h8te.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (786Ro)

158 129 Nice to make your acquaintance, Sir.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (TdMsT)


Likewise. I'll try to keep up.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (UIQou)

159 Ace! You magnificent BASTARD!

Posted by: Last Of The Mohegans at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (/DX2n)

160 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

161 Slightly less than Wisconsin.. which outside of the southeast counties amounts to 12 or 13 individuals at any point in time.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)
~~~~~

Just got back from Green Bay (for Sunday's home opener) and now that you mention it, I think I saw maybe five or six black people the whole weekend. Very odd since there are so many incredible black football players, you would think they would be a much bigger part of the fan base.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (sGotD)

162 Chick-fil-A has released a poison into this city that tells queer people we're less welcome here. We're less safe. We're always surrounded by people who hate us, but now those people can show us how easily, they reach for their hate.

That's gotta be satire, right? If not, that right there is straight-up mental illness. Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (EgshT)

163 Wait - doesn't Toronto have to cast off its culturally appropriated name now?

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (aS7LQ)

164
I said to one cousin, a bully who kept trying to
convince me of Canada's superiority over the USA, "You know, always
putting Canada first ... you sound a lot like Trump!" That shut him up
for awhile ...


Posted by: ShainS
...........
Every single time Trump talks America first stuff, he fully admits his rivals in whatever country he is talking about, all think THEIR country should come first as well! And, that is as it should be!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (438dO)

165 Darn, for a newbie, you're getting the hang of this very quickly, but be sure to include your Social Security Number and birth date just to make things more efficient.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME AND NAME OF FIRST PET, DAMMIT

It's hard to get good Moron help these days.

Posted by: Miklos, a Prince at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

166 I'm pretty sure that Justin liked to dress up in Mommy's clothes and high heels when he was 9 or 10. It was more fun than playing with the dresses on his Barbie dolls.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (WRSbt)

167 Oh, and welcome, Rapporteur!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

168 Ace! You magnificent BASTARD!

Posted by: Last Of The Mohegans at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (/DX2n)


What, Ace wrote a book?

Posted by: Zombie Gen George S Patton at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

169 And nude pix. Send nude pix.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (gAXBD)

170 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)


I think the tacos in the bag behind the couch are still good.

Good-ish.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (t+qrx)

171 Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?

Sure. We had two Trudeau posts in a row.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

172 Dear new person:

If you occasionally get confused, I've been here since nigh on the beginning and I still don't know what the hell is going on. Roll with it.

But don't "roll with it" with JackStraw unless you are in Oregon or Colorado. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)

173

Blacks prefer to watch the Canadian WNBA....

Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (daSxg)

174 oh no, Chick Fil A is making 1/16th of 1% of the US population slightly uncomfortable.

Not that. Anything but that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (+m8Oo)

175 Only guy that loves make up more than Justin and every trans out there is Johnny Depp.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (4thlk)

176 155 So, do I just type my credit card number, exp date, and CVV code in comments, then?

Darn, for a newbie, you're getting the hang of this very quickly, but be sure to include your Social Security Number and birth date just to make things more efficient.


Dagnabit, just gave all that to the guy who called me about my auto warranty this afternoon. Now I'm paying for H-1B visas for people I don't even know!

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (UIQou)

177 158 129 Nice to make your acquaintance, Sir.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

Likewise. I'll try to keep up.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (UIQou)

You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.

They were a bit mean to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

178 I know! Let's release some Chick-fil-A sammiches over Iran, N. Korea, China, Russia, Shitcanistan, Iraq, et al.


We'll kill them with love!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

179 160 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh



I have it. Come and get it. {creepy clown smile}

Posted by: The Barrel, we all float down here at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (pH4jl)

180 The shame of Toronto's racist name is hurting the queer kids!!

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (aS7LQ)

181 Just got back from Green Bay (for Sunday's home
opener) and now that you mention it, I think I saw maybe five or six
black people the whole weekend. Very odd since there are so many
incredible black football players, you would think they would be a much
bigger part of the fan base.

Posted by: IrishEi
..............
I have been vacationing in Wisconsin since I was a wee lad in the late 1950's. I was always amazed how few black people were there.
Coming back to Chicago was a culture shock!
I always figured they didn't like the cold climate.. but Chicago isn't a helluva lot different.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (438dO)

182 Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.

I don't know when this obvious communist train of thought left the station, but slow it down.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM

We will BURBERRY you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (COzlW)

183 What, Ace wrote a book?


Hobo Field Dressing.

Random House.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (tH5fk)

184 Blacks prefer to watch the Canadian WNBA....

Canada still produces some of the best licker in the world.

Posted by: Billie Jean King at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (gAXBD)

185 You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.



They were a bit mean to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)


Same here. *cringes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)

186 Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (UIQou)

Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.) Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from? Longbow or crossbow? Mary Ann or Ginger? Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need details!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (myjNJ)

187 I think the tacos in the bag behind the couch are still good.

Good-ish.
Posted by: hogmartin

*shyly offers pudding Snak-Pak*

Posted by: Miklos, circling the Welcome Wagons at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

188 We have a new decloaked Moron? Good. New guy buys all the rounds on the first night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

189 It's hard to get good Moron help these days.

Posted by: Miklos, a Prince at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)


No, professionals lure them in a little at a time!

The bank account routing information requirement is stage three!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (BiNEL)

190 What's the deal with the justice scandal for PM Eye-brow? Moose-splain, vendette, si vous plais [as an officially bilingual country, needed to add that for you].

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

191 What, Ace wrote a book?

It was really a movie review, just felt like reading a book.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (786Ro)

192 169 And nude pix. Send nude pix.
Posted by: Carlos Danger



but only if your a hot chick.

Posted by: AoS Standards Committee at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (pH4jl)

193 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (aS7LQ)

194 160 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)


Been low-carb since January (25 lbs down) so go heavy on the green bananas, blueberries, and raspberries, please.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (UIQou)

195 Jane D'Oh, if we stopped being mean, it was an oversight.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (Xw/fc)

196
What, Ace wrote a book?

Shelving Tips For Beginners. It's in the dollar bin at Dollar General.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

197 156 Now I know why that eyebrow wanted to escape.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
--
THread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (kQs4Y)

198 And nude pix. Send nude pix.


On the way, sweet cheeks!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (EgshT)

199
I could put my checking account and bank routing numbers on billboards around town and not much more damage could be done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

200 As a country, Canada always suffered from an identity crisis.

We are never sure if Canada was more like America, the U.K. or France.

Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.

Thanks, Justin.

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (gAXBD)

201 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM

Justin Trudeau donated his Carmen Miranda hat. That'll have to do. It's even got a pineapple wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (COzlW)

202 New guy likes raspberries.

That's seven demerits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (Xw/fc)

203 You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.



They were a bit mean to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

Same here. *cringes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)


So it wasn't just me! That's a relief!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

204 New commenter with a First and with GAINZZZ

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (786Ro)

205 What, Ace wrote a book?
---

"Tipping Point".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (kQs4Y)

206 169 And nude pix. Send nude pix.

Posted by: Carlos Danger
...........
Click on zombie's nick link for a really hot chick photo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (438dO)

207 Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (UIQou)

Just post your full name and bank account information and we'll get that straightened out for you ASAP.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

208 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.


Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

209 185 You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.
They were a bit mean to me.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
Same here. *cringes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh


They gave me a blanket. A couple of weeks later after the fever broke and the rash went away I came back.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (Tnijr)

210
Jane D'Oh, if we stopped being mean, it was an oversight.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (Xw/fc)


I've upped my game in the past (counts on fingers) eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (ptqGC)

211 It just dawned on me: I've never heard anyone deny the Elizabeth Warren ever wore blackface. (I'm not saying she ever did, but I'm not saying she didn't.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (jh17W)

212 Concierto de Aranjuez-Joaquín Rodrigo II. Adagio_ Pablo Sáinz-Villegas-LIVE Pablo Sáinz Villega


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEFQW9CXGc

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (UX5QD)

213 167 Oh, and welcome, Rapporteur!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)


Thanks.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (UIQou)

214 Ooo..I found another waffle fry and some crispy crumbs at the bottom of the bag. Good thing I looked before I tossed the bag in the trash.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (wRHNT)

215
but only if your a hot chick.
___

NEIN NEIN!!!!!

Posted by: Some Grammar NAZI at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (WdocV)

216 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.





Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Mount Royal.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (Yeuu4)

217 New guy likes raspberries.
That's seven demerits.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (Xw/fc)
~~~~~

What's wrong with raspberries!? At least they have no pits, and you don't have to field dress them like hobos.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (sGotD)

218
They gave me a blanket. A couple of weeks later after the fever broke and the rash went away I came back.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (Tnijr)


I can't...I just can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

219 Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.)
Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from? Longbow or crossbow?
Mary Ann or Ginger? Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need
details!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (myjNJ)

=========


Crucifixion or Freedom?

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (WqPYg)

220 What, Ace wrote a book? "Tipping Point".


Well, then he plagiarized.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (EgshT)

221 t just dawned on me: I've never heard anyone deny the Elizabeth Warren ever wore blackface. (I'm not saying she ever did, but I'm not saying she didn't.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (jh17W)

Wearing Red Face didn't hurt her,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (2DOZq)

222 Been low-carb since January (25 lbs down) so go heavy on the green bananas, blueberries, and raspberries, please.


Low carb? Welcome!

Paste your low-carb shopping list and recipes into Microsoft Word, then copy/paste here.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (lbPuN)

223 216 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.





Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Mount Royal.
Posted by: Vendette



With cheese?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (pH4jl)

224 These people are doing to "hate" what they recently did to the words "racist", "white supremacist" and "rape".

TENDERS ARE HATE

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (uEbPt)

225
BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur


But if you want to share your encyclopedic knowledge of Yoko's artistic oeuvre, you can get your ass out now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (7rVsF)

226 Rapporteur, do you like guns and gladiator movies?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

227 Ace's book was a Poirot fan fiction called "Not the Longbow, Hastings."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (Xw/fc)

228 Same here. *cringes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)
So it wasn't just me! That's a relief!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)



Glad I missed those episodes, I can't imagine the Horde being uncivil to either of you...


Oh wait!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

229 I really don't care to eat things like french fries and milkshakes but now I feel an intense craving for one of those hate shakes.

The closest CFA is at the Calgary Airport.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

230 "Tipping Point".
Posted by: All Hail Eris

My Samoan, uh, Guadalcanalian lawyer will be in touch.

Posted by: Rep. Hank (you can call me "The Johnson" at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

231 So It's ok to be racist if you are a drag queen? Well done, Canada.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (jYnPD)

232 Since when did ''the identity" include fantasizing about people wanting to kill you?

Seems like that would be way less fun than just being "queer."

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (i/wJA)

233 Only guy that loves make up more than Justin and every trans out there is Johnny Depp.
=====

*ahem*

Posted by: Boy George at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (JcXHH)

234
Gerrit Cole gets his 300th strikeout of the season.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)

235 Concierto de Aranjuez-Joaquin Rodrigo II. Adagio_ Pablo Sainz-Villegas-LIVE Pablo Sainz Villega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEFQW9CXGc
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (UX5QD)


Nice!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (aS1PU)

236 216
At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.








Real Mountain?



Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Mount Royal.


Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (Yeuu4)


=========


So it was named after Camilla Parker Bowles?

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (WqPYg)

237
TENDERS ARE HATE
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (uEbPt)


Chicken tenders are hate? That can't be right.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

238 Kids In the Hall: Trappers -

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ugnxt

"Let him go, Francois -- he has the fighting spirit"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (kQs4Y)

239 200
As a country, Canada always suffered from an identity crisis.



We are never sure if Canada was more like America, the U.K. or France.



Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.



Thanks, Justin.

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (gAXBD)

=======

Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (WqPYg)

240 Next thing you know the newbie guy will coming to a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (MxIn6)

241 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (gAXBD)

242 Rapporteur - Your first assignment is to search out the videos of Ace that were
available on the interwebs. You'll know why he's called the head Ewok!
I highly doubt they are still around, but you never know..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (438dO)

243 234
Gerrit Cole gets his 300th strikeout of the season.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Your welcome.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (pH4jl)

244 What's the deal with the justice scandal for PM
Eye-brow? Moose-splain, vendette, si vous plais [as an officially
bilingual country, needed to add that for you].


Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

Here's an update on the latest goings-on. Let's put it this way: The advantage of having a parliamentary system is that when you're in charge, you have a lot of control, including to curtail criminal investigations into your government if you're so inclined.

https://tinyurl.com/y223c3lq

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (Yeuu4)

245 Since when did ''the identity" include fantasizing about people wanting to kill you?



Seems like that would be way less fun than just being "queer."


Great. Now they're paranoid, too...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (HaL55)

246 226 Rapporteur, do you like guns and gladiator movies?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

With all due respect, Jane ( Note, I did not say "Jane, you ignorant slut"), Rapporteur, just show up Sunday nights and talk gunz. We'll be gentle.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (tDzWD)

247 186 Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.) Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from?

Central Ohio, by way of Nebraska.

Longbow or crossbow? Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann - she aged much better.

Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need details!

looks downThat'd be a 'ron. (Also a Tribble, for them as listen to Generalissimo's Aftershow.)

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (UIQou)

248 Rapporteur - Your first assignment is to search out the videos of Ace that were

available on the interwebs. You'll know why he's called the head Ewok!
I highly doubt they are still around, but you never know..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (438dO)


I've got one saved from Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

249 II had been around for a few yrs, mostly posting on the ont. Posted on a daywalker thread and someone called me a troll! I did not post on day thread again for quite a while.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (myjNJ)

250 *ahem*
Posted by: Boy George

You really want to hurt me.

Posted by: Justine from Canada at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

251 Chicken tenders are hate? That can't be right.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

--

All white meat, duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (+m8Oo)

252 Hate me tender

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

253 241 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .
Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (gAXBD)

Being French I'm sure he says doodle do cock.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

254 Next thing you know the newbie guy will coming to a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (MxIn6)


He seems to have spirit, but I don't think he's ready for that yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

255 Peach Hate Shakes are out for the season. I haz sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

256
I've got one saved from Fox.




Posted by: Jane D'oh
........
yeah.. that's a good one..
the only other one I know of is him receiving some kind of award..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (438dO)

257 Concierto de Aranjuez- Miles Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSS5p9BdNGU

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (UX5QD)

258
Your welcome.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates


What? Yinz got four guys for him. Four!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (7rVsF)

259 247 186 Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.) Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from?

Central Ohio, by way of Nebraska.

Longbow or crossbow? Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann - she aged much better.

Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need details!

looks downThat'd be a 'ron. (Also a Tribble, for them as listen to Generalissimo's Aftershow.)
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (UIQou)


I live in central Ohio, too! Let's do lunch!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (TdMsT)

260 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .
Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian

In Soviet Canada, cock doodle you!

Posted by: Yaakov Mikosov at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

261 241 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"



In Canada, Justin says. . .

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (gAXBD)



Being French I'm sure he says doodle do cock.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
........
no.. the joke is.. "Any cock'll do.."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (438dO)

262 179
I have it. Come and get it. {creepy clown smile}


Uh ... thanks? (backs away slowly, loads shells into Remington 870)

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (UIQou)

263

Several of the day walkers are real Nazis.

Real actual Nazis. They live in a compound in Idaho.

Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (daSxg)

264 I did not post troll on day thread again for quite a while.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (myjNJ)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (jYnPD)

265 Yeah, nothing I want more than the lbqwerty group in my face when I want to get a quick sammie and hate shake.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (BLFnH)

266 So it was named after Camilla Parker Bowles?



Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (WqPYg)


You're terrible.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)

267 the only other one I know of is him receiving some kind of award..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (438dO)


That was a blogger award. I seem to have lost that one. It was titled "Hot conservative bloggers" or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

268 Peach Hate Shakes are out for the season. I haz sad.

They'll be back next year, as smooth and creamy and yummy as ever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 18, 2019 09:50 PM (xkSJa)

269 One can spend an afternoon, with one song, listening to all the various artists doing their rendition of it.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (UX5QD)

270 yeah.. that's a good one..
the only other one I know of is him receiving some kind of award..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (438dO)

CPAC, IIRC.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (jYnPD)

271 225 But if you want to share your encyclopedic knowledge of Yoko's artistic oeuvre, you can get your ass out now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (7rVsF)


Yeah, no danger there. The only Yoko track I've heard is the awful screeching she did on "Hey Jude" once. My lifetime quota was filled.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (UIQou)

272 I really don't care to eat things like french fries and milkshakes but now I feel an intense craving for one of those hate shakes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
~~~~~



These things are good for you!

You really haven't lived until you've had a butter burger at Solly's in Milwaukee. Well, you probably won't live long after it, but it will be so worth it.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (sGotD)

273 "We're always surrounded by people who hate us"

The mental health issue isn't deciding to live your life in whatever harmless way you damn well please; it's the obsession with victimhood and how they use it to excuse shitty behavior to everyone else.


Even that's not necessarily why people hate them. The problem is those in such a hurry to cooperate with the commies' efforts to pander to them.


I don't give a shit how people want to dress or who they want to screw. But fuck commies, and if they want to get their hammer and sickle on then they've chosen a side and it's one I'm not, and never will be, on.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (67XdO)

274 I hate Idaho Nazis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (HaL55)

275 The vids of Ace are before his GAINZ.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

276 I've got one saved from Fox.

My finest moment.

Posted by: Israeli tank stuck in the mud at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (lbPuN)

277 We've only had one real Nazi. Sefton and I dropped him out of a Huey in 2014.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)

278 did not post troll on day thread again for quite a while.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (myjNJ)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (jYnPD)

You are a terrible person. I think I like it. Come sit by me.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (myjNJ)

279 Rapporteur, where you at with okra? You good with okra?

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UUkQp)

280 242 Rapporteur - Your first assignment is to search out the videos of Ace that were
available on the interwebs. You'll know why he's called the head Ewok!
I highly doubt they are still around, but you never know..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (438dO)


I swear I saw one of those, but all I remember was the beard.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UIQou)

281 (Also a Tribble, for them as listen to Generalissimo's Aftershow.)


========


I used to like listening to Hugh Hewitt (thought he asked great interview questions) and Duane Patterson during DogEater's reign of error, but he seems to have since gone to the dark side -- especially since moving to The Swamp from SoCal.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (WqPYg)

282 275 The vids of Ace are before his GAINZ.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (ptqGC)


Where are the videos of Ace?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

283 We've only had one real Nazi. Sefton and I dropped him out of a Huey in 2014.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)


CBD is a known anti-semite.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

284 Posted by: Israeli tank stuck in the mud at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (lbPuN)

Nice hash. You're Muldoon, aren't you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

285 I've got one saved from Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Pics or it didn't...

Oh, wait

Posted by: Mikos, easily confounded at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

286 277 We've only had one real Nazi. Sefton and I dropped him out of a Huey in 2014.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)

Did the 'ettes find him oddly attractive in his black uniform?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 I really don't care to eat things like french fries and milkshakes but now I feel an intense craving for one of those hate shakes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere

Don't worry. Those aren't French fries. They're potato paste pressed into the shape of a car grill.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (2DOZq)

288 In Soviet Canada, cock doodle you!

Posted by: Yaakov Mikosov at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)


Well, yeah, just look at Canada's (Not Ready For) Prime (Time) Minister.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (Y8PSl)

289
One can spend an afternoon, with one song, listening to all the various artists doing their rendition of it.

Posted by: Jor-El


A chronological survey of the opening chords of Beethoven's 3rd Symphony:

https://youtu.be/UnhlQUBsd6g

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (7rVsF)

290 226 Rapporteur, do you like guns and gladiator movies?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)


Guns - yeah, as my (pathetically underused) membership to my local range will occasionally attest.

Gladiator movies - I was not entertained.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (UIQou)

291 200
As a country, Canada always suffered from an identity crisis.



We are never sure if Canada was more like America, the U.K. or France.



Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.



Thanks, Justin.

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (gAXBD)


I remember someone here described Canada as the UK's good kid who listened to their parents, left home, and moved down the street.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (ufFY8)

292 One can spend an afternoon, with one song, listening to all the various artists doing their rendition of it.
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (UX5QD)


Did you know that Joaquin Rodrigo didn't play the guitar? It's true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (aS1PU)

293 That, and sucking dick as if there were a brick of gold lodged in the vas deferens.

Ace wins the post-of-the-day award again.

May his eyebrows never fall off on camera.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (Z4rgH)

294 Let's see if this works. Ace on Fox:

https://tinyurl.com/ya294job

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

295 246 With all due respect, Jane ( Note, I did not say "Jane, you ignorant slut"), Rapporteur, just show up Sunday nights and talk gunz. We'll be gentle.
Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (tDzWD)


It's a date! But not in an prime-minister-of-Canada costume-party sense

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (UIQou)

296 Isn't that how they celebrate Canadian Halloween, or Thanksgiving, or NHL opening night? With costumes and gay revelry?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (DY3v8)

297 Gladiator movies - I was not entertained.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (UIQou)

*ears perk up*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (jYnPD)

298 NGU only dresses in his Hugo Boss outfit for his special patients.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)

299 I don't give a shit how people want to dress or who they want to screw.

--

Same here. Do what you want and God bless America, but the moment you insist that your bright orange and blue hair, face tattoos, and wanting to have a lesbian relationship with a man who dressed like a woman dressing like a man and who somehow decided he was a gay woman is totes normal because you demand my acceptance as a way to control me is the exact moment you can go f*ck yourself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (+m8Oo)

300 I swear I saw one of those, but all I remember was the beard.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur
..........
Exactly my point!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:58 PM (438dO)

301
Nice hash. You're Muldoon, aren't you.

erm
>uh
There once was a man from Nantucket...

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (lbPuN)

302 Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.
________

Equation?? We can do math?!?

OK, let A = Africa and let M = what 1 man could ever do, . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (jh17W)

303 Eat mor' faggots.

Posted by: CFA Cow (he/him/his) at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (ruxHp)

304
We're always surrounded by people who hate us, but now those people can show us how easily, they reach for their hate.


Oh, yes, I ALWAYS chortle evilly whenever I purchase food from CfA ... because I know I am oppressing some feelz snowflake by doing so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

305 258
Your welcome.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates

What? Yinz got four guys for him. Four!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Worked out great for both teams!! {weeps in a corner}

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (pH4jl)

306 It's a date! But not in an prime-minister-of-Canada costume-party sense
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

Heh.

You'll be just fine.

Posted by: Miklos, who NEVER comments on ANYTHING at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

307 259 [quote]I live in central Ohio, too! Let's do lunch!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (TdMsT)[/quote]

Sounds like a plan! What's convenient for you? I'm near Mount Carmel East.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (UIQou)

308 What's wrong with raspberries!? At least they have no pits, and you don't have to field dress them like hobos.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM

Are you kidding? Every little druplet has a tiny seed in it that gets stuck in your teeth.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (COzlW)

309 He could dress as Neil Peart's drum set.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (DY3v8)

310 307 259 [quote]I live in central Ohio, too! Let's do lunch!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (TdMsT)[/quote]

Sounds like a plan! What's convenient for you? I'm near Mount Carmel East.


{sigh} Yeah, about that formatting stuff ... still a work in progress

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (UIQou)

311 294 Let's see if this works. Ace on Fox:

https://tinyurl.com/ya294job
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

But he doesn't look Aceish! Maybe a bit Ewok, though.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (tDzWD)

312 Oh, that Trudeau is soooo dreamy. Mmmm I want his penis in my mouth!

Posted by: Kurt at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (hyGje)

313 Funny how this works, but CfA is the only fast food place I buy from now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

314
A train full of feelz gheys leaves Toronto at 5:55 PM, headed for the trans-Ontario train ferry. If the travel time across the lake takes 3 hours, when will the feelz arrive at U.S. Customs?

IT'S A TRICK QUESTION -- THERE IS NO TRANS-ONTARIO TRAIN FERRY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

315 ONT has arrived.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (Yeuu4)

316
Sounds like a plan! What's convenient for you? I'm near Mount Carmel East.

{sigh} Yeah, about that formatting stuff ... still a work in progress
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (UIQou)


I'm in Clintonville. So very central.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

317 279 Rapporteur, where you at with okra? You good with okra?
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UUkQp)


I lived in north Dallas for six years. Fried okra was a food group, so I learned to like it.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (UIQou)

318
The only things I've ordered from CfA in ages have been peach hate shakes and frozen hate lemonades.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (7rVsF)

319 Couldn't get it to work, Jane.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (BLFnH)

320 Let's see if this works. Ace on Fox:

Nah.

He sounded much more butch on the podcasts.

I mean HOT

Posted by: Gabe "Miklos" Malor at September 18, 2019 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

321 Cockie Roberts doodles no more. She's dead. My close personal friend as was.

Posted by: Al Rooker at September 18, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)

322 >>>I don't give a shit how people want to dress or who they want to screw. But fuck commies, and if they want to get their hammer and sickle on then they've chosen a side and it's one I'm not, and never will be, on.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (67XdO)


Deal is, Commies aren't happy till they screw you.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (UX5QD)

323 Definitely not down with a butter burger. Filthy Skandis!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (hyGje)

324 He was identified as ''the blogger'' from AofS. Could be any of them. Hmm.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (wRHNT)

325 Are you kidding? Every little druplet has a tiny seed in it that gets stuck in your teeth.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM
~~~~~

See now, you're supposed to removed those tiny little seeds before you eat them. That's what those itsy-bitsy little hairs are for--just pull each one and pluck 'em out.

Now strawberries, on the other hand...Yuck!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (sGotD)

326 Maybe he was one of our former cobs.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:06 PM (wRHNT)

327 But if you want to share your encyclopedic knowledge of Yoko's artistic oeuvre,
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Astounding Artistry Appreciation Association at September 18, 2019 10:06 PM (uL22A)

328 Definitely not down with a butter burger. Filthy Skandis!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (hyGje)
~~~~~

But it was sooooo good.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 10:07 PM (sGotD)

329 ''I'm in Clintonville. So very central.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)''

No way! I'm in Worthington.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (wRHNT)

330 The homunculus in the Fox clip was simply a hairy, hairy sycophant. A human marionette who moved his mouth as his master placed words in his mouth.

He received a new identity and was placed in the AceCorp witness protection program immediately afterward , once again proving ace's incredible wisdom and infinite mercy.




Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (lbPuN)

331 Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!

Now you are just blazering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (yQpMk)

332 ''He received a new identity and was placed in the AceCorp witness protection program immediately afterward , once again proving ace's incredible wisdom and infinite mercy.''

The most likely scenario. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:10 PM (wRHNT)

333 Daughter said the CFa mac n cheese was pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (nDe2U)

334 316
I'm in Clintonville. So very central.


329
No way! I'm in Worthington.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (wRHNT)


OK, I'll throw out this coming Friday, 20 September at BD's Mongolian Grill in Easton (3977 Worth Ave, Columbus, OH 43219) at 12:30pm. Is that doable?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (UIQou)

335 Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (UX5QD)

Did you know that Joaquin Rodrigo didn't play the guitar? It's true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (aS1PU)


I Want a Little Girl, is a nice old ballad but it's flagged a lot because of the words in that order.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (UX5QD)

336 Justin Trudeau has a wife and 3 children so I will posit that he is heterosexual.
However Justin Trudeau proves you can be heterosexual and still be a fag.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (dmoiP)

337 A chronological survey of the opening chords of Beethoven's 3rd Symphony:

https://youtu.be/UnhlQUBsd6g

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (7rVsF)


Interesting.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (UX5QD)

338 Am I ever glad I decreased the suffering of queer kids in Toronto by getting the hell out of there.

Posted by: BossyKitten at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (qnCfR)

Canadian PM and Woke Icon Justin Trudeau Wore Blackface -- Or "Brownface," Which Is Two Shades Less Serious -- At Party, Canada's Liberal Party is Forced to Admit

I think we're going to find out that liberal dogmas about race-shaming aren't quite as dogmatic as applied in the cases of non-leftists.

A lot of nuance will be discovered here.

Note this isn't back in the sixties, of course.

This is just a few years back, when American Idol was still a big deal.

Justin Trudeau, Canada's prime minister, wore brownface makeup to a party at the private school where he was teaching in the spring of 2001. TIME has obtained a photograph of the incident.

The photograph has not been previously reported. The picture was taken at an "Arabian Nights"--themed gala. It shows Trudeau, then the 29-year-old son of the late former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, wearing a turban and robes with his face, neck and hands completely darkened.

In fairness, playing Cultural Appropriation dress-up is kind of his bag, baby:

And I just got tipped this: Twitter is actively censoring accounts which retweet Trudeau's brownface picture.

Always protecting the left, always punishing the right.

But censorship is great when monopolies do it!!!!

twittercensors

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:03 PM




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1 So what?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (HaL55)

2 What. A. Douche.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (T6t7i)

3 Bam

Posted by: EGGO at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (T6HZg)

4 Wait, I got another "Oneth" again?

Why can't I hit Lotto like this. Maybe it would help to buy a ticket, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (HaL55)

5 I wonder if he spent the night talking like Apu.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (T6t7i)

6 Are we to assume that the brunet in the brownface picture liked choking during sex?

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (T6t7i)

7
Yeah, no double standard here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (sy5kK)

8 Wow, that's some kind of heinous crime he committed there, attending a costume party.

That bastage.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (HaL55)

9 I wonder if there's a giant siren that goes off at Twitter and Faceborg when the latest Leftist mess needs cleaning up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (j3npP)

10 Where is Justins other hand ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (M+Lyo)

11 not so fast ... let's run this through the completely unbiased algorithm ... OK, stick the pic in here, put in the name, check the database ... divide by 27, adjust for Central Time, moon is in the seventh house, Jupiter aligned with Mars ... Yup ... brownface Trudeau is not racist in this case ... ... but anyone that posts it Is Racist.


it's just science, why do you hate science? /s

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (Cus5s)

12 Welp, I'll never be President. I dressed up in brownface one year when I went as Jawa for Halloween when I was 5.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (Z9dYG)

13 He really does like dressin up. I wonder if he is a closet furry ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

14 I'm giving him extra points for doing color on his hands too. I mean really, a less dedicated racist would leave that out.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (myjNJ)

15



When they said he was dressed as a genie I first thought he was going around as Barbara Eden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (U7+ev)

16 It took Time, an American publication, to finally get around to start vetting Trudeau. Way to go, Cdn. media.

I'd really like to be able to say "almost 20 years ago and now irrelevant" but the new rules say anything, no matter how long ago nor no matter how mainstream it was at the time means instant banning, canceling, deplatforming or putting in stocks in the town square.

Stupid rule but it has to apply to everyone, right?

Okay, I lol'd typing that last bit.

Posted by: all doubt removed at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (S2eH9)

17 Looks awfully dark to me. Need a judge's ruling.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (tDzWD)

18 LULZ. He must be ostracized!

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (9m9TT)

19

Look at you Top 10 sneaks!

None of you were in the thread below with us, but here you are instantly right up Ace's patoot!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (eMoBB)

20 Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (qu+gO)

21 look at that cuckface...he's perfect encapsulation of liberal xenophilia.

They'll worship literally anything else other than what got us to where we are now.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (thQkh)

22 That's five fingers more evidence than they have on Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (Ndje9)

23 Since he's Canadian does he still have to make obeisance to and seek absolution from Jesse Jackson?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

24 In his statement he will claim it was Blueface, he was costumed as a Geni, which looks black in a black and white photo.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (m3tRO)

25 Did he bust out with " Suwannee How I Love ya , How I Love ya, followed by Camptown Races""

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (90T4r)

26


Gov. Coonman: I don't see anything wrong with this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (U7+ev)

27 None of you were in the thread below with us, but here you are instantly right up Ace's patoot!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (eMoBB)

Threadstalkers

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (M+Lyo)

28 Move along nothing to see here.

Posted by: Gov. Northrup Mcbabystabber at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (r+sAi)

29 Why is it when I see that photo I hear....

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (Z+IKu)

30 yeah, right ace...your just scared to discuss the photo of trump money laundering and evading bank laws as he knowingly transports $20 across state lines.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (thQkh)

31 One.Mo.Time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BD7mqD9ZP4

Posted by: Miklos, brandishing at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)

32
Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (qu+gO)


Whore?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (U7+ev)

33 He even shoe polished his hand... how far did he go....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (90T4r)

34 Look at you Top 10 sneaks!



None of you were in the thread below with us, but here you are instantly right up Ace's patoot!


That was an accident. I even read the content.
Accidents cause people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (HaL55)

35 Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

----

Uhh, the above is apropos given that my sister and I were just texting about her colonoscopy.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)

36 you got to hand it to cuckface McTraitor. He went all in, he got that shit on his hands too. Just like in india!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (thQkh)

37 Tucker has Scott Johnson on regarding the Omar scandal.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (wiXsO)

38 There are a shit ton of Sihks that wear turbans up there.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (M+Lyo)

39
I don't care about blackface at a party. I just don't care. This little creep should have been forced out long ago for being a socialist and a silly bastard.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (hGuWq)

40 wonder if he spent the night talking like Apu.
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (T6t7i)

By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear I did not!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (4P/2y)

41 Maggie Trudeau was a globetrotter, it's been said...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (90T4r)

42
None of you were in the thread below with us, but here you are instantly right up Ace's patoot!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (eMoBB)

Threadstalkers

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway



Exactly!

They were skulking in the weeds all this time, waiting to pounce!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (eMoBB)

43 > Are we to assume that the brunet in the brownface picture liked choking during sex?

Dunno, but the bleached blonde on the right looks like she'd be wild in the sack.

Just don't give her your real name or address.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (IRd4p)

44 BANKROLLGATE!

Do we know the denomination of the bills DRUMPFSKI is carrying around? I bet they're Russian. PROVE ME WRONG

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

45 think about 20 years from now when all the dorks wearing Avatar blue-face are going to be in hot water with our alien overlords.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (thQkh)

46 Justin Trudeau played a genie in a movie called Shazaam in the 1990's.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (xPl2J)

47


Ali Baba there is really groping that brunette. Kinda of Bidenesque. Speaking of that I'm surprised that Biden doesn't have a photo or two in black face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (U7+ev)

48 Did he bust out with " Suwannee How I Love ya , How I Love ya, followed by Camptown Races""
Posted by: kraken

He knows his mammy. Pappy? Heh

Posted by: Fidel Castro at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (QzkSJ)

49 LOL GF couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (dKiJG)

50 Jussy v2.0 is the sidebar. Screw Dorsey and the twateretts

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (R3pi1)

51 > Maggie Trudeau was a globetrotter

Quite possibly she had sex with the Globetrotters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (IRd4p)

52 20 Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (qu+gO)

Some rat, I'm laughing. You actually got it right with mom's "tract" record!

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (tDzWD)

53 BLUEBELL ROCKS! !

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (PisyI)

54 Mind....blown!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

55 Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.

His genome is 40% his mom, 40% Fidel, and 20% gonorrhea bacillus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

56 35 Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

----

Uhh, the above is apropos given that my sister and I were just texting about her colonoscopy.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A COLONOSCOPY ALLOWS VISUALIZING THE LOWER GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

57 This chocolate extreme blizzard from DQ is killing my ouchy tooth. But it is WORTH it baby!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (myjNJ)

58 Let me tell you about Maggie Trudeau.

Posted by: Gandhi at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (FTlwv)

59
With the oil of Aphrodite
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your Asthma too!"

Posted by: Fuck you if you don't like my hat at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (Tnijr)

60 Justin Trudeau played a genie in a movie called Shazaam in the 1990's.
Posted by: Mark1971

So he and Jim Nabors were...acquainted?

Posted by: Miklos, just askin' at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (QzkSJ)

61 44 BANKROLLGATE!

Do we know the denomination of the bills DRUMPFSKI is carrying around? I bet they're Russian. PROVE ME WRONG

=====

right? And Ace, like many rightwing bloggers, is refusing to even discuss how this proves the walls are closing in on trump as his legal troubles grow over his unauthorized transportation of cash using government vehicles is CLEARLY documented.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (thQkh)

62 This guy, Trudeau, is shifty like Fidel Castro in a Jamaican whorehouse.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (kLDv+)

63 Maggie Trudeau was a globetrotter, it's been said...

If Meadowlark Lemon ever got injured, the coach would play her next.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

64 The 2nd photo is of him and his wife (and very likely the eldest of his 3 kids) in India. It was pretty much a family vacation under the guise of a state visit, although the Indians saw right through it and let some lower-level official greet them at the airport. That visit became a whole scandal in itself for a a pile of cultural, political, and diplomatic reasons.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (Yeuu4)

65 I just looked at Trudeau's twitter feed...whiter then Lizzie Warren's fine china....

I know Canada was overwhelmingly Caucasian before the great replacement project but seriously? He couldn't find a token minority???


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (WdocV)

66 > Since he's Canadian does he still have to make obeisance to and seek absolution from Jesse Jackson?

I think Sergeant Preston fulfills the Jesse Jackson role up on those parts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (IRd4p)

67 Time Magazine reported this? Good grief. We are a nation of tattle-tales.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (/gFEL)

68

Trudeau got away with sexually assaulting women in the past too. That to me is MUCH bigger than this.

He came out and fake-apologized afterwards to the woman, only because she was a journalist and wrote about it because it really bothered her.

I think this was par for course for him because of daddy. And he got away with it because of name.

https://tinyurl.com/y4teer3a
breitbart

https://tinyurl.com/y3on2cy4
national post

cbc
etc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (DiMLv)

69 Justin Trudeau played a genie in a movie called Shazaam in the 1990's
***

OH NO IT IS THE MANDELA EFFECT!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (WdocV)

70 I note the story and controversy but all I can focus on is how cute that brunette is!

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (Xqo6t)

71 I never liked Doonesbury anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

72 Tucker doing the Brownface Trudeau story.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (wiXsO)

73 He's holding a live press conference now

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

74 Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (Ndje9)

75 He really does look like Fidel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

76 Closet thespian, that guy.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (UUkQp)

77 Sing along with me...

If I was like Thanos
and had a magic gauntlet
I'd go round a-snappin'
all over this land...

Posted by: Increasingly misanthropic regular dude at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (ldmQR)

78 75 He really does look like Fidel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

Sans the testosterone.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

79 64 The 2nd photo is of him and his wife (and very likely the eldest of his 3 kids) in India. It was pretty much a family vacation under the guise of a state visit, although the Indians saw right through it and let some lower-level official greet them at the airport. That visit became a whole scandal in itself for a a pile of cultural, political, and diplomatic reasons.
Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:16 PM (Yeuu4)


Our betters do like to burn them some fossil fuels, don't they?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (TdMsT)

80 He really does look like Fidel.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Worse, he thinks like Fidel.

Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (QzkSJ)

81 76 Closet thespian, that guy.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (UUkQp)

Closet something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (jYnPD)

82 I regret everything.
I don't recall this.
That wasn't me.
Abortion.




The Repentance of a Lefty

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (/gFEL)

83 71 I never liked Doonesbury anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac

==

is that thing still going

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (thQkh)

84 33 He even shoe polished his hand... how far did he go....

Pretty sure he waxed his carrot, too...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (5WpEK)

85 I'm pretty sure the blond on the right is a man.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (T6t7i)

86 As I said last thread Justine was tossing his Guy's salad when the guy sharted

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (BqBId)

87 The facts are these: in August 2000, Trudeau was the subject of an editorial in the Creston Valley Advance, a local B.C. paper. The former prime minister's son--then a 28-year-old high school teacher two months from delivering a stirring eulogy at his father's funeral--was upbraided for reportedly touching one of the paper's female reporters ("groped" and "inappropriate handling," according to the paper) at the Kokanee Summit, a music festival. Trudeau apologized "a day late" to the unnamed journalist, the editorial stated, who was also reporting for the National Post and Vancouver Sun. Trudeau is quoted: "I'm sorry. If I had known you were reporting for a national paper I would never have been so forward."

macleans

"If I had known you were reporting for a national paper I would never have been so forward."

yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (DiMLv)

88 Should've stuck with the Mountie outfit, or at least the Moose.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2019 08:20 PM (FhXTo)

89 78 75 He really does look like Fidel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

Sans the testosterone.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

Sans the fixed, luxurious eyebrows.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 08:20 PM (jYnPD)

90 For the first time ever, I'm ashamed to be a Hoser.

We really need a crying 'smiley', Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (Dh1wo)

91 Picking on Justin Castro is a lot like teeing off an Stephen Hawking in a Terry Tate commercial....
no matter how gratifying the impact you are blasting a special needs kid.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (xbWHd)

92 Asked about resignation he diverts about having a conversation and the follow up would you ask an aid to resign or lower cabinet.


He admits it's racist, so he is racist.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (dKiJG)

93 Let me tell you about Maggie Trudeau.

Posted by: Gandhi at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (FTlwv)




He used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.

Posted by: Mrs Oliver at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

94 Justin Northam Dolezal Trudeau.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)

95 As racist as my betters on the left say I am, I've never dressed up in black/brown/yellow/etc.-face. Maybe white-face, but I also had a big red frown to symbolize my wokeness of my white supremacy.

Posted by: Fingers The Clown at September 18, 2019 08:22 PM (jKSV5)

96 We really need a crying 'smiley', Ace.
Posted by: andycanuck

Your tears of infinite maple are delicious.

Posted by: Miklos, French Toast and Roast at September 18, 2019 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)

97 Asked about resignation he diverts about having a
conversation and the follow up would you ask an aid to resign or lower
cabinet.





He admits it's racist, so he is racist.


Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (dKiJG)

There's a federal election on October 21.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:22 PM (Yeuu4)

98 He admits it's racist, so he is racist.
***

Pretty much all leftwingers are racist. But they are "good racists" you know wanting to take care of all those Untermenschen.


Well, taking care of them until they can "take care of them".


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:23 PM (WdocV)

99 He's a Canuck - maybe this is just how he looks a day after working in the oil sands...or he might be a cultural appropriating Rwaycist!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:23 PM (32YRo)

100 He really does look like Fidel.

je t'aime Papu!

Posted by: Lil Fidel at September 18, 2019 08:23 PM (lbPuN)

101 Later that night, that brunette was plowed by a real PoC while Trudeau watched. He wanted to re-enact how Fidel plowed him mom and daddy watched.

Posted by: I apologize, this post is out of line at September 18, 2019 08:23 PM (pH4jl)

102 Lefties claiming it's "blue face" like the Aladdin cartoon movie so it's okay. Ignore feeling up the woman; no one else in costume is wearing makeup.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:23 PM (Dh1wo)

103 Well, Justin is half Cuban, so brown face is not an appropriation.

Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2019 08:23 PM (Z3oWA)

104
I regret everything.

I don't recall this.

That wasn't me.

Abortion.


"It wasn't my fault.I ran outta gas.I had a flat tire.I didn't have money for cab fare.My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.An old friend came in from out of town.Somebody stole my car.There was an earthquake.There was a flood.Locusts.IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)

105 Justin Northam Dolezal Trudeau.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep

Really. I won't know what to think until Shaun King expresses outrage.

Posted by: Miklos, compliant for the moment at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)

106 who've the Tories got to put up against Justin Brownnose?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)

107 42 Do you think that turban on her head is really covering up "He Who Must Not Be Named"?

Yeah, I'm talking Big Mo.
Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (tDzWD)

Justin is much prettier than Ilhan, with or without the turban. Got willowed, but if you want to see Ilhan unwrapped, she has a mug shot. Frightening looking creature without the artfully applied headpiece.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (Vhkmw)

108 Conservative scandal: resignation, impeachment
Liberal scandal: conversation

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (xPl2J)

109 BTW, Justin is supposed to make a statement about it tonight before jetting off on the campaign trail.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (Dh1wo)

110 Ilhan Omar 2020: Somebody Did Their Brother

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (Z9dYG)

111 We need to push this as PULLING a RALPH NORTHAM

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (dKiJG)

112 Justin Northam Dolezal Trudeau Talcum X

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep

Really. I won't know what to think until Shaun King expresses outrage.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId)

113 I'm putting all male crossdressers and drag queens on notice NOW. You are not allowed to EVER dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars. That is NOT OK. Especially if your clothing and make up is over the top sexual and garrish. You still look like lumberjacks making fun of women. No self-respecting woman dresses or acts like that, and I don't want you appropriating my gender to stroke your sick perversions.

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (hOtJL)

114 He's holding a live press conference now
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Grovel level?... Judges?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (R3pi1)

115 "Lefties claiming it's "blue face" like the Aladdin cartoon movie so it's okay"

Shit's gettin real fuckin smurfy now.

Posted by: Papa Smurf at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (Tnijr)

116 BTW, Justin is supposed to make a statement about it tonight before jetting off on the campaign trail.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (Dh1wo)


I'M so blue ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)

117 That second photo - the one in which Trudeau is dressed up as a gay person - is the more offensive of the two, in my humble opinion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (H5knJ)

118 That guy is a fag.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (2sCft)

119 Ilhan Omar 2020: Somebody Did Their Brother
___

That's hot.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (WdocV)

120
Lefties claiming it's "blue face" like the Aladdin cartoon movie so it's okay. Ignore feeling up the woman; no one else in costume is wearing makeup.
Posted by: andycanuck


He doesn't look like a Blue Man Grouper or a Smurf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (aKsyK)

121 Justin is supposed to make a statement about it tonight before jetting off on the campaign trail.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:24 PM (Dh1wo)

ABC had it periscoped and it just ended.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (dKiJG)

122
No biggie. He's acquitted on grounds of feeble mindedness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (7rVsF)

123 That second photo - the one in which Trudeau is dressed up as a gay person - is the more offensive of the two, in my humble opinion.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (H5knJ)

LMAO

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (M+Lyo)

124 I only want him burned at the stake because that's how he wants it. I just wanted to be left alone.

Burn him. No mercy.

Posted by: nip at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (RXwUQ)

125 "like , I already have like , issues with like, anxiety"

Posted by: another fucking millenial snowflake at September 18, 2019 08:27 PM (lbPuN)

126 "You still look like lumberjacks making fun of women. No self-respecting woman dresses or acts like that, and I don't want you appropriating my gender to stroke your sick perversions."

Posted by: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok at September 18, 2019 08:27 PM (Tnijr)

127 No self-respecting woman dresses or acts like that, and I don't want you appropriating my gender to stroke your sick perversions.
Posted by: starboardhelm

And

NO POOFTERS

Posted by: Miklos, University of Wallamaloo at September 18, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

128 Twitter is woke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

129 Climate Change rhetoric is child abuse.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:27 PM (lbPuN)

130
Ilhan Omar 2020: Somebody Did Their Brother
___


Say, won't you play another somebody did some brother's dong song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

131 Sugar, aw, Honey Honey
You are my Ghandi Girl
and you got me wantin' you

Posted by: The Bollywoods at September 18, 2019 08:28 PM (Ndje9)

132 Really. I won't know what to think until Shaun King expresses outrage.

Posted by: Miklos

Don't hate on poor Justin! I'm sure Rick Wilson will probably have a whole twitter rant tomorrow about how Trump supporters make this kind of Canuck backlash hatred all possible - poor blackface Justin, lil' bubby-wobby.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:28 PM (32YRo)

133 As per the Alinsky playbook, we need to hammer him for this "crime". It's stupid, but the left would use this hammer us if they got the chance; and as Ace always says, it's unacceptable to let them get away with something that they would hammer us for.

If we are lucky, they might get tired of this nonsense and try civility. Maybe around 2050 or so. Yeah, probably not.

Posted by: mr_jack at September 18, 2019 08:28 PM (57l0O)

134 But he wears rainbow socks! *swoon*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2019 08:28 PM (DiMLv)

135 Looks awfully dark to me. Need a judge's ruling.

Posted by: RI Red



"He's darker'n the bottom of an empty coal mine at midnight. Or my soul. One of those two things. I'm surprised the coat hanger didn't get him."

-- RBG, Reminiscing about how her old friend Margaret Sanger pushed for legalized abortion to exterminate the duskier among us.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 08:28 PM (xgyDD)

136 As per the Alinsky playbook, we need to hammer him for this "crime"
***

Gov Coonman still reins in Virginia so I'm guessing the hammering won't lead to much....kind of like union construction workers.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:29 PM (WdocV)

137 He really does look like he is gonna choke that chick. Was she one of his students ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:30 PM (M+Lyo)

138




Let me tell you about Maggie Trudeau.



Or as Justin used to call her mammy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 08:30 PM (U7+ev)

139 That's a good look for The Prime minister. He should run with it.

Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 08:30 PM (Bf3hj)

140 Trudeau, Truvada? I think not.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 08:30 PM (UUkQp)

141 Your tears of infinite maple are delicious.
-----
Because I'm so sweet.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:30 PM (Dh1wo)

142 Yo, listen up here's a story

About a little ponce
That lives in Ottawa
And all day and all night
And everything he's done has just blew
Like his mum Maggie Sinclair
Blew Fidel

Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

143 O/T Tucker is talking about all the climate change children, lecturing us all.

This morning on MSLSD, two of their mouthpieces were comparing their own "lazy" children to the retarded Swedish gurl who sailed across the Atlantic (with planes to carry her entitled ass back home).

Both talking heads were saying how disappointing their own hell spawn were in comparison to Greta Thunberg.

Unreal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

144 It will be interesting to see what the leader of the New Democrat Party (aka. the socialists) has to say. He's the son of Indian immigrants from Punjab.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (Yeuu4)

145 55 Based on his moms tract record, who knows what's in his pedigree.

His genome is 40% his mom, 40% Fidel, and 20% gonorrhea bacillus.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

cocci

sorry, microbiologist

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (Vhkmw)

146 Justice for Justiin!!!

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)

147 Story at HotAir that Kamala's about to give up her campaign.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

148 It's not been okay to black face since.. decades. Al Jolson was vilified by 60's leftists.

And now twitter is airbrushing history like Stalin on a binge-purge.

Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (K3B2k)

149 You are a vely bad man Mr. Trudeau. A vely, vely, vely, vely bad man.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (/gFEL)

150 I think everyone at Studio 54 did line off her bare ass. Good times.

Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (nDe2U)

151
It was for his role in "Othello".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (7rVsF)

152 who've the Tories got to put up against Justin Brownnose?
-------
Mitt Romney

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (Dh1wo)

153 All these people that call Trump racist and no Pictures of him in Black Face.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (dKiJG)

154 Hey now, it's not like he was wearing a hood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

155 Story at HotAir that Kamala's about to give up her campaign.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)


She sucks in more ways than one

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)

156 147 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

Behold the racism of the democrat electorate....
*or*
the incompetence of Tepid Err....

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (xbWHd)

157 That Trudeau kid. He looks like a lawn jockey I had in front of the place in Delaware. No kidding. It was good looking, just like him.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

158 136 As per the Alinsky playbook, we need to hammer him for this "crime"
***

Gov Coonman still reins in Virginia so I'm guessing the hammering won't lead to much....kind of like union construction workers.
Posted by: 18-1


!
The DC local news were saying how Coonman has survived this controversy and has come out with more understanding and tolerance and blahblahblah. The National Networks started scrubbing this almost immediately and the local networks followed suit.

Burn it all down

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (pH4jl)

159 .IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism


One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history:

https://youtu.be/ftt4f2H3GDs




Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (xgyDD)

160 The revolution will be restricted due to TOS violations.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (zmBd0)

161 114 He's holding a live press conference now
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Grovel level?... Judges?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (R3pi1)

11

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (dKiJG)

162 LMAO

Posted by: Somewhere

Justin looks like he's about to break out into a Bette Midler show tune right after that photo.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)

163 155 Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)

It turns out "fu*k you cracker racists" is only a winning message when it is backed by a Klingonian diplomat in the wings.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (xbWHd)

164 Justin's mom has got it goin' on.

Posted by: Fountains of Castro at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (lbPuN)

165 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, they're loser libs on a loser cable station spewing lib propaganda. Their kids are probably raging drug addicts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

166 157 That Trudeau kid. He looks like a lawn jockey I had in front of the place in Delaware. No kidding. It was good looking, just like him.

My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)


I lol-ed

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (nRWPy)

167 Justice for Justiin!!!

Posted by: Hands

Lulz

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (32YRo)

168 Lefties claiming it's "blue face" like the Aladdin cartoon movie so it's okay. Ignore feeling up the woman; no one else in costume is wearing makeup.
Posted by: andycanuck

I blue myself.

Posted by: Dr. Tobias Funke at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

169 119 Ilhan Omar 2020: Somebody Did Their Brother
___

That's hot.
Posted by: Angelina Jolie at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (WdocV)

heh

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (Vhkmw)

170 Justin looks like he's about to break out into a Bette Midler show tune right after that photo.
Posted by: Boswell

Ha!

Posted by: Carmen Miranda at September 18, 2019 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

171 It was for his role in "Othello".



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:31 PM (7rVsF)


He'd be great in "Cornholio."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

172
My Gaydar redlines when I see his picture.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:34 PM (7rVsF)

173 ELINT News @ELINTNews
17s
#UPDATE: When President Trump was briefed on the military options, he insisted Saudi Arabia would have to contribute to any retaliatory strike. He's scheduled to meet again with his national security advisors on Friday.


ELINT News @ELINTNews
1m
#BREAKING: General McKenzie has also drawn up plans for retaliatory strikes against Iranian oil facilities and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

#BREAKING: General Frank McKenzie, the top U.S. military commander for the Middle East, has asked permission to send three more batteries of anti-aircraft missiles to help Saudi Arabia protect its oil facilities.



ELINT News @ELINTNews
#BREAKING: The recent attack on Saudi oil facilities was approved by Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, but only on the condition that it be carried out in a way that made it possible to deny Iranian involvement, a U.S. official told CBS News.


#BREAKING: U.S. officials said the most damning evidence is still unreleased satellite photos showing the Iranian Revolutionary Guard making preparations for the (Aramco) attack at Ahvaz Air Base in southwestern Iran.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:34 PM (BqBId)

174 Video of his apology...

https://tinyurl.com/y2w3ps92

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

175 Story at HotAir that Kamala's about to give up her campaign.
***

Does she need more time to go service Weinstein better in CA?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:34 PM (WdocV)

176 Justin looks like he's about to break out into a Bette Midler show tune right after that photo.
Posted by: Boswell


He's got on his spangled unitard?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

177 SOOOOO Kamala is going down again ?? nothing new for her

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:35 PM (BqBId)

178 I do love the First Amendment! Who needs the Christian religion when we have Mark Zuckerberg, Sundar Pichal and especially Jack Dorsey looking out for our basic rights?

Seriously, at this point corporate libertarians will be treated far worse than socialists under a nationalist government.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 08:35 PM (+nx2S)

179 Lefties claiming it's "blue face"



Well, there are a lot of post-Celtic Scots in Canada.


Bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, filling the pipes at September 18, 2019 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)

180 Hey, for the record I'm not gay!

I mean my boyfriend probably is, but not me!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 08:35 PM (WdocV)

181 That second photo - the one in which Trudeau is dressed up as a gay person - is the more offensive of the two, in my humble opinion.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (H5knJ)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

182 That guy hanging on his left shoulder.
And the Asian lady to his far right.
The woman in black looks ethnic.

You people are all bigots. This picture exemplifies diversity.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM (UX5QD)

183 ...it's unacceptable to let them get away with something that they would hammer us for.
...
Posted by: mr_jack at September 18, 2019 08:28 PM (57l0O)


The four-tier* legal and internet systems make it very difficult to actually do anything "genteel" in situations like this!

*Guess who is on the lowest toer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM (BiNEL)

184 My Gaydar redlines when I see his picture.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yeah - it needs to be completely reset because you could cruise down to Fire Island and get no blips after beaming in that sugar!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM (32YRo)

185 'Pologiiize...

https://tinyurl.com/y4s7asea

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM (KCxuz)

186 Blue face?

Well he does have blew face after he's done with his job...hehehe!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau's boyfriend at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM (WdocV)

187 153 All these people that call Trump racist and no Pictures of him in Black Face.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio



You see, that's different. Because
um
uh
SHUT UP!!!

:The Left

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM (pH4jl)

188 #BREAKING: General Frank McKenzie, the top U.S. military commander for
the Middle East, has asked permission to send three more batteries of
anti-aircraft missiles to help Saudi Arabia protect its oil facilities.


*ahem*
*la la la*
*mi mi mi*


FUCK Saudi Arabia's oil facilities.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:37 PM (lbPuN)

189 What is it with these twits and the blackface?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:37 PM (tH5fk)

190 >>>I won't know what to think until Shaun King expresses outrage<<<

The real outrage would be if they have video evidence of Trudeau dancing around like a drunken Hillary Clinton in Africa.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 08:38 PM (kLDv+)

191 What is it with these twits and the blackface?
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:37 PM (tH5fk)

Small cocks ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)

192 Oh no aliens are real!
ZeroHedge link...
https://tinyurl.com/yyb4n2fd

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:38 PM (WdocV)

193 What is it with these twits and the blackface?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:37 PM (tH5fk)


I think they're hoping that the blackface will make their members grow, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

194
The phone lines between Trudeau HQ and "Coonman" in Richmond, VA are en fuego!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

195 189
What is it with these twits and the blackface?

Posted by: eleven


Community outreach gone horribly wrong...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (qu+gO)

196 What makes this even funnier is that Justin hasn't been answering any questions from the press for the last four days with only a few MFM cocksucker questions like "what do you think about the player the Maple Leafs just signed?" Well, he's gonna have to answer some real questions now even if it is from the lapdog media.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (Dh1wo)

197 My girl spawn was inducted to the National Beta Club today. Something like National Honors Society . Anywho, we were discussing a variety of things on the drive home. She asked about different college degrees and I mentioned M.D. . She said, "I would never want to be a doctor. I don't have the patience." I started laughing and she looked perplexed for about 5 seconds then she laughed too., saying "I swear I didn't do that on purpose."
Inadvertently funny is best funny.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (myjNJ)

198 Deep state if those reports are accurate....

Shock and awe time the USA version.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (R3pi1)

199 Small cocks ?
___

Meh, more medium sized.


Look, I'm trying to not look a gift horse in the mouth ok?!?

Posted by: Justin Trudeau's boyfriend at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (WdocV)

200 I think we need to know more about the groping in this photo

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (M+Lyo)

201 Good Lord. A business owner in San Francisco is on Tucker's show, showing horrendous bite marks on his arms he's suffered from vagrants outside his business.


The hell???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

202
His wife: carpet muncher or "lonely"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (7rVsF)

203 What's also interesting is that Trudeau has publicly said that he's a feminist and is raising his sons to be the same, but his track record when it comes to interactions with women, personal and political, is rather troubling.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:40 PM (Yeuu4)

204 FUCK Saudi Arabia's oil facilities.
Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:37 PM (lbPuN)

AMEN. We can make our own oil. If the Chinese want to keep their supply flowing, they need to tell their pals in Iran to STFD and STFU. I think Xi might be trying to bait Trump into war, because it would seriously damage his reelection chances. It's possibly the only way the Chinese can imagine one of these loser dems beating him next year.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 08:40 PM (Vhkmw)

205
My girl spawn was inducted to the National Beta Club today. Something
like National Honors Society . Anywho, we were discussing a variety of
things on the drive home. She asked about different college degrees
and I mentioned M.D. . She said, "I would never want to be a doctor.
I don't have the patience." I started laughing and she looked
perplexed for about 5 seconds then she laughed too., saying "I swear I
didn't do that on purpose."

Inadvertently funny is best funny.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (myjNJ)


Your daughter is awesome, and you're an awesome mom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

206 Carpet muncher on the side.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory l at September 18, 2019 08:41 PM (nDe2U)

207 Actual video of The Apology...

https://youtu.be/iz5Gd-6bqoM

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at September 18, 2019 08:41 PM (KCxuz)

208 Small cocks ?

Kneesles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (HaL55)

209 I could never be a doc.

Can't deal with gross stuff. Plus not smart enough.

That too.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (tH5fk)

210 It's possibly the only way the Chinese can imagine one of these loser dems beating him next year.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 08:40 PM (Vhkmw)

The Saudis will get nukes from Pakistan and drop one on Tehran before accepting a complete loss of their oil production.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (+nx2S)

211 What makes this even funnier is that Justin hasn't
been answering any questions from the press for the last four days with
only a few MFM cocksucker questions like "what do you think about the
player the Maple Leafs just signed?" Well, he's gonna have to answer
some real questions now even if it is from the lapdog media.



Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:39 PM (Dh1wo)

Plus he skipped the first leaders' debate last week. They had a podium up on stage for him, just in case. Made for nice visuals.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (Yeuu4)

212 By the way, for everyone that was on the Ilhan Omar thread, Tucker was all over the scandal involving her marriage to her brother, and what she's done to her husband.

He's not going to let this go. God bless and protect Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

213 > It was for his role in "Othello".

Well, his mom did make the beast with two backs with... just about everybody.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (IRd4p)

214 It never crossed my mind to darken my skin for a costume. None of my friends or family did either. What motivates people to do that? Can't you just do Arabian nights with the clothing?

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (aS7LQ)

215 They say contracting small cocks as an adult can be fatal.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (tH5fk)

216 So, Canada is being run by a Bollywood Aladdin cosplayer?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 18, 2019 08:43 PM (W+kMI)

217 Congratulations mayhem!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

218 202
His wife: carpet muncher or "lonely"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



No, she likes sex with men. Dark hued, dusky, men. With very large,,,,,assets. I like watching. We all find pleasure in our own way.

Posted by: Justin, not a cuck, Trudeau at September 18, 2019 08:43 PM (pH4jl)

219 Good Lord. A business owner in San Francisco is on Tucker's show,
showing horrendous bite marks on his arms he's suffered from vagrants
outside his business.

___

I think I know what this means. Good thing I've got Lucille with me.


Posted by: Negan at September 18, 2019 08:43 PM (WdocV)

220 He's not going to let this go. God bless and protect Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Amen. And PDJT.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:44 PM (tH5fk)

221
Kate Smith still banned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:44 PM (7rVsF)

222 Semi-related: REVIEW: Stallone Kills Scores of Mexicans in Greusome 'RAMBO: LAST BLOOD'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)

223 I thought the ban on blackface was imposed only on men. So Trudeau should be safe.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (VaN/j)

224 12 Welp, I'll never be President. I dressed up in brownface one year when I went as Jawa for Halloween when I was 5.
--------

I went to a Halloween party as an Indian in first grade back in the Seventies. (American, not Trudauian Indian) I'm in hell for that...unless I change my name to Warren.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (W+kMI)

225 I'm not seeing or hearing much of a reaction here in Canada. I personally don't think it's big deal. However, if it was Scheer in the photo wearing black face? I guarantee that the establishment would be going nuts.

Posted by: Kegeshook at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (s2LKJ)

226 One time when we were kids we put silver stuff on my cousin's face to dress him as an alien. It may have been spray paint. The boy hasn't been right since.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:46 PM (aS7LQ)

227 221
Kate Smith still banned.



We'll win the Stanley Cup for sure now and be WOKE!!!

Posted by: Philthy Flyers at September 18, 2019 08:46 PM (pH4jl)

228 I could never be a doc.

Can't deal with gross stuff. Plus not smart enough.

That too.
*********
I didn't have the Patients

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)

229 lol, Kim Basinger's on fire in 'Blind Date'

wish i'd not taken 30 years to watch this

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

230 It would be soo funny Him admitting this and a color picture turns up after the election and he's blue.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (dKiJG)

231 David French publish his conservative Cristian case for blackface?

Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (+2xjH)

232 'horrendous bite marks on his arms he's suffered from vagrants outside his business. '

That thing about taking a bite out of crime? Just forget it.

Posted by: McRuff at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (Tnijr)

233
Trudeau apologizes today, tomorrow says it wasn't him in the picture.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (7rVsF)

234 Al-American Airlines

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (lbPuN)

235 It never crossed my mind to darken my skin for a costume. None of my friends or family did either. What motivates people to do that? Can't you just do Arabian nights with the clothing?
Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:42

I thought the exact same thing. Never crossed my mind.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (BLFnH)

236
One can only hope that, when things go pear-shaped, the helicopters will be playing shit like Steve Martin's "King Tut".

Posted by: Gooshy at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (dQnZ3)

237 222 Semi-related: REVIEW: Stallone Kills Scores of Mexicans in Greusome 'RAMBO: LAST BLOOD'...
======
So it's like "Sicario" except the protagonist is grumpy old John Rambo instead of some conflicted white chick or Hispanic dude? Sounds like a good film to me.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (W+kMI)

238 Amen. And PDJT.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:44 PM (tH5fk)


Every single time I pray (which is sometimes several times a day), I ask G-d to protect PDT, his family, the patriots who serve him and our nation, our military, police, fire fighters, first responders, ICE, and our border patrol, from enemies foreign and DOMESTIC. Sometimes emphasis on domestic.


It takes awhile.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

239 REVIEW: Stallone Kills Scores of Mexicans in Greusome 'RAMBO: LAST BLOOD'...

"Yeah, but they were all bad." -- Arnold, "True Lies"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

240 *Guess who is on the lowest toer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 08:36 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The Camel at September 18, 2019 08:48 PM (0248f)

241 Leave Justin alone!!!!11!

H8T3r$

He's dreamy...

Says progs everywhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 08:48 PM (3H9h1)

242 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

But it is a very good list to pray for!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)

243 I've done whiteface. The best was when I dressed as Palpatine for Halloween '99. I admit I got a wee bit tipsy that night.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

244 Actual video of The Apology...



Sounds like a Chick Flick.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, manly man at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

245 Plus he skipped the first leaders' debate last week. They had a podium up on stage for him, just in case. Made for nice visuals.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (Yeuu4)

He's also going to miss the Munk foreign leader's debate. Trudeau is obviously scared of defending his record, and compared to a huge economic boom down South? Who can blame him?

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (+nx2S)

246 What is it with these twits and the blackface?
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 08:37 PM (tH5fk)

Yup.....The left is obsessed with race and sodomy.

Must have something to do with their upbringing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

247 Speaking of men and the left, not enough people have commented on the base implausibility of someone putting Kavanaugh's pecker in some girl's hand. Heterosexual men do not touch other men's dongs. We just don't.

Now, I realize that MSM reporters on not generally well acquainted with heterosexual male practices. (They've pretty much gotten rid of the old guys who still wanted women.) I think their picture of us is that from the story here - over a year ago - of "straight men" who cuddle and spoon with one another. So I guess it sounds plausible if you work for the NYT.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (VaN/j)

248 Wow. The first 3 times I saw that picture, I didn't even see Castro's illegitimate spawn in it.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

249 Hadrian 7 @ 221- Every time I hear Kate Smith's name I'm glad I'm part Smith and an American. GOD Bless America!

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 08:49 PM (UUkQp)

250 Semi-related: REVIEW: Stallone Kills Scores of Mexicans in Greusome 'RAMBO: LAST BLOOD'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)

I thought his last movie was really good, Do gooders going in a war zone He tells them not to and they get captured. He kills everyone.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (dKiJG)

251 time for race and sodomy?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (ykYG2)

252 The American Airlines mechanic who was just arrested recently got back from a trip to Baghdad where he visited his brother who is a member of ISIS.

Keeping in touch with family is important.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

253 202
His wife: carpet muncher or "lonely"?
====
She is comforted in her sadness by her pool boy, Punjabi Paolo.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (W+kMI)

254 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)



But it is a very good list to pray for!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)


Yeah, there's that. And then before we dove into dinner tonight, I remembered to pray for the people in the Bahamas, all the grieving and suffering people in the world....and my husband, head bowed, elbowed me.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

255 >>>So, Canada is being run by a Bollywood Aladdin cosplayer?<<<

Calling Dr. Bombay! Calling Dr. Bombay! Emergency! Come right away!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (kLDv+)

256 It never crossed my mind to darken my skin for a costume. None of my friends or family did either. What motivates people to do that? Can't you just do Arabian nights with the clothing?
Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (aS7LQ)
~~~~~

I'll readily confess to going to a Halloween party as Whoppi Goldberg, complete with dark face and wig with beaded braids. It was quite a while ago, but there was no racism intended nor was I accused of it. Of course, cultural appropriation had not been invented yet.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 08:50 PM (sGotD)

257 Julie Kelly at American Greatness (in the sidebar) is sick of the lawlessness and unaccountability. No more twitter banter, Mr. President. Time for action.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 08:51 PM (H8QX8)

258 Thanks Jane. She is seriously cool. 13 and utterly scornful of teenage drama. Gets a bit moody if she has to go out somewhere when she would rather be reading or drawing. But funny as hell. . The joke she told me while sitting in line at the drive thru. ...

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?


Wipes his butt.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:51 PM (myjNJ)

259 Trudeau apologizes today, tomorrow says it wasn't him in the picture.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yeah - he was really the young lady to his left

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:51 PM (32YRo)

260 Twatter is a cesspool of stupid.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 18, 2019 08:51 PM (flINI)

261 i think Armin Shimmerman is in this one! he's the snooty fake French waiter. And Phil Hartman is *definitely* in it

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:52 PM (ykYG2)

262 Ain't never had a friend like him ... for a reason

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 08:52 PM (UIQou)

263 Jimmy Kimmel did BlackFace and he still has his show.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2019 08:52 PM (dKiJG)

264
The American Airlines mechanic who was just arrested recently got back
from a trip to Baghdad where he visited his brother who is a member of
ISIS.



Keeping in touch with family is important.



He should pay a visit to the mosque at Ground Zero.
aka Muslim Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:52 PM (lbPuN)

265 Clearer picture of Trudeau in blackface: https://tinyurl.com/yd8gnc83

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (rnXGe)

266 Julie Kelly at American Greatness (in the sidebar) is sick of the lawlessness and unaccountability. No more twitter banter, Mr. President. Time for action.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's

Okay - time for Kelly's Heroes - so whose going to play Big Joe? Crap Game?

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

267 13 year old moronette, oh my.

i'd not actually heard that cannibal joke

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

268 222 Semi-related: REVIEW: Stallone Kills Scores of Mexicans in Greusome 'RAMBO: LAST BLOOD'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)

Well, this could get interesting. Is LaRaza taking to the streets in protest yet?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

269 Trudeau apologizes today, tomorrow says it wasn't him in the picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I don't think he'll even bother. Nothing will happen and he knows it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (H8QX8)

270 252> Yes, yes it is. Infidel.

Posted by: Ilhan Nur Said at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (3H9h1)

271 London Boys never get old.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

272 The feds originally said it was the navigation system that was sabotaged. Well turns out it was flight control systems... Imagine, the govment not telling the truth..... Who could have seen that one comin

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (nzKWW)

273 Speaking of dark skin tones, a little girl came in the library today , we already knew her younger sister Deva. But the older one is gorgeous. She's about 12, but very poised. She looks like she'll grow into a Padma Lakshi or Michael Caine's wife. A natural beauty.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:54 PM (aS7LQ)

274

ProgTards were all sodomized by large black men as teenagers. Imprinted.

Posted by: Senator Sin Enema at September 18, 2019 08:54 PM (pJWZ4)

275 >>>
ELINT News @ELINTNews
1m
#BREAKING: General McKenzie has also drawn up plans for retaliatory strikes against Iranian oil facilities and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.



So, it's not a military strike against Iranian oil facilities and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2019 08:54 PM (1g7ch)

276 Boy, when you see how bad liberals are with the cultural appropriation, blackface and whatnot, can you imagine how bad the true racists amongst the Trump Repubicans are?

- Bill Kristol

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 18, 2019 08:54 PM (/Njku)

277 271
London Boys never get old.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

Haven't seen it done in a long time.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 08:55 PM (rnXGe)

278 273 Speaking of dark skin tones, a little girl came in the library today , we already knew her younger sister Deva. But the older one is gorgeous. She's about 12, but very poised. She looks like she'll grow into a Padma Lakshi or Michael Caine's wife. A natural beauty.
Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:54 PM (aS7LQ)

I'm pretty sure Michael Caine will be dead by the time she's ready for marriage.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

279 I don't think he'll even bother. Nothing will happen and he knows it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 08:53 PM (H8QX

Nothing in the media, but Canadian racial dynamics are far healthier than American ones. Suburban minorities were already gobsmacked by Prayer Hands in India. This is going to be hard fodder for the Conservatives until election day. And why not? The boy has pluck, but clearly no political sense.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 08:55 PM (+nx2S)

280 Hey bth! How's the hobo business?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:55 PM (myjNJ)

281 What could possibly go wrong, letting Muslims have unfettered access to our baggage handling (see Somali handlers in Minnesota) and training them in commercial aircraft maintenance.

Thanks, George W. Bush and Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

282
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?


Wipes his butt.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:51 PM (myjNJ)

Stealing that. Thx!

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 08:56 PM (tDzWD)

283 CORNPOP! Where u been man? It's been like forever. Memba way back when........

Posted by: Joe Biden Bleeding Eye at September 18, 2019 08:56 PM (9dzlp)

284 Obligatory Right Now!

https://youtu.be/y1NYhbiiiFw

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2019 08:57 PM (FhXTo)

285 The conservative case for canadian blackface.

Posted by: Cap'n Billy Kristol at September 18, 2019 08:57 PM (flINI)

286 Listen to the soundtrac from La Dolce Vida; most appropriate.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 08:57 PM (UX5QD)

287 ing

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 08:58 PM (UX5QD)

288 Ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha.

Ha.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 08:58 PM (YC/GE)

289 Snobama really is a parody of a ridiculous public figure. But it just reminds me that even the US is also an unserious, mostly-gone country, as revealed by the actual Obama's nomination, election, and re-election [similar could be said, if slightly less clearly, about Hillary and even McCain being nominated].


But isn't he in big, real legal trouble? The ministry of justice scandal?


Maple leaf Morons, please moose-splain this to the Horde.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

290 Welcome RI Red.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 08:58 PM (myjNJ)

291 Speed the Day of the Rake!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

292 Super Flu could kill millions in 36 hours in today's hyper-connected society.



Sleep tight.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:59 PM (lbPuN)

293 His wife: carpet muncher or "lonely"?
--------
Actually, she hasn't been seen with him in a long, long time that I wouldn't mind but the three years ago when Melania wasn't seen publicly for those two or three weeks after surgery, our media like the US's was claiming wife-beating, upcoming divorce but don't care about this.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:59 PM (Dh1wo)

294 Trudeau is a White Nationalist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (YC/GE)

295 She's about 12, but very poised. She looks like she'll grow into a Padma Lakshi or Michael Caine's wife. A natural beauty.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 08:54 PM (aS7LQ)




I think Caine will be far too old to marry a 12 year old once she comes of age

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (hz0XW)

296
Super Flu could kill millions in 36 hours in today's hyper-connected society.

It spreads over the internet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (aKsyK)

297 I looked up this Porn Pop fella and boy, that is not what I was expecting.

Posted by: McRuff at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (Tnijr)

298 252> Yes, yes it is. Infidel.
Posted by: Ilhan Nur Said

Wrong, don't talk to me you incestuous pustule of evil swamp scum.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (BLFnH)

299 No doubt the outrage shelf-life on that was a "best by" date of March 2013.


Gotta catch these things when they're fresh you know.



Unless your name is Kavanaugh, apparently the preservatives in that guy are weapons grade and can outlast a Twinkie.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (Z1ykJ)

300 If that Boeing had crashed the problem would not have been traced to the saboteur.


We need to expand Quantanamera and have some mass deportations, etc.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (UX5QD)

301 Super Flu could kill millions in 36 hours in today's hyper-connected society.
Sleep tight.


Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:59 PM (lbPuN)


Just saw that on Fox. But we're *only* five years away from a vaccine that would cover multiple variations of the flu. Nice knowing ya'll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

302
It spreads over the internet.


*sniffle*

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:01 PM (lbPuN)

303 maybe he's a blue nationalist. like in Wishmaster.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:01 PM (ykYG2)

304 301 Super Flu could kill millions in 36 hours in today's hyper-connected society.
Sleep tight.


Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:59 PM (lbPuN)

Just saw that on Fox. But we're *only* five years away from a vaccine that would cover multiple variations of the flu. Nice knowing ya'll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

So The Stand may have been prophetic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

305 "Super Flu could kill millions in 36 hours in today's hyper-connected society.
It spreads over the internet"

Wear a sock.

Posted by: McRuff at September 18, 2019 09:02 PM (Tnijr)

306 He should pay a visit to the mosque at Ground Zero.
aka Muslim Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 08:52 PM (lbPuN)


Very bad analogy, we cleaned the clocks of the people that did Pearl Harbor

"We" slowed the kind of people that did Ground Zero to Congress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:02 PM (BiNEL)

307 Remove Kebab.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 09:03 PM (nDe2U)

308 So The Stand may have been prophetic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:01 PM (NWiLs)


It's always been prophetic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

309 Just getting this in my namefield.

Posted by: moron robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:03 PM (+m8Oo)

310 hobo business? i took two days to work from home. it's quiet in the office because most of our clients are off on a conference.

I got the projects done what I was assigned to do but it wasn't much.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

311 Le Grand Noir.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 09:03 PM (YC/GE)

312 306


And we hire them as airline mechanics and ground crew!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

313 Visited the 9/11 Memorial today. Should be required for all citizens and especially school kids. Never forgive, never forget.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (7q3sl)

314
Very bad analogy, we cleaned the clocks of the people that did Pearl Harbor

Muslim Saigon?

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (lbPuN)

315 Super Flu could kill millions in 36 hours in today's hyper-connected society

--

We have sh*thole diseases that we eradicated decades ago coming back into style in the US, so I'm not sure we should worry much about hypothetical flu seasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (+m8Oo)

316 Jimmy Kimmel is obviously Illuminati. It is the only possible explanation.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (RuIsu)

317 with the genetically modified unkillable skeeters in Brasil, I'm wondering if Mimic will be prophetic.

The man-sized carnivorous bugs killed the hoboes first.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ykYG2)

318 "We" allowed slowed the kind of people that did Ground Zero to Congress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:02 PM (BiNEL)

And we hire them as airline mechanics and ground crew!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

Curse you auto cucumber

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (BiNEL)

319

There's More! Justin Trudeau Also Dressed Up In Make-Up And Sang 'Day-O'

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=432844

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

320 -
"Holy shit every time I tweet that photo of Trudeau, Twitter restricts my account.
----------------------------------------------------

Although this may be disconcerting to the layman, please be assured that these instances are due to the extra-amount of "superfreedom-speech" we allow when it suits us.

Posted by: Twitter, the bestest free-speech ever at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (RVcmP)

321 Makes me want to dip my nuts in chocolate pudding.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 18, 2019 09:06 PM (Jj+59)

322 We have sh*thole diseases that we eradicated decades ago coming back into style in the US, so I'm not sure we should worry much about hypothetical flu seasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:05 PM (+m8Oo)



Just doing our part to give evolution a chance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (BiNEL)

323 I'm safe from Super Flu because I live in Boulder. Boulder's magic field of good protects us here. Ask Stephen King (totally not a hack writer).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

324

Pro tip: do not Google 'pippi longstocking cosplay' on the family computer...

Posted by: Senator Sin Enema at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (pJWZ4)

325 323 I'm safe from Super Flu because I live in Boulder. Boulder's magic field of good protects us here. Ask Stephen King (totally not a hack writer).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

Plus you can keep your beer cold in a mountain stream.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

326 I need moar Guinness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (BiNEL)

327 I'm safe from Super Flu because I live in Boulder. Boulder's magic field of good protects us here. Ask Stephen King (totally not a hack writer).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

It's the ancient Indian burial ground.

And radon.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty healthy, considering at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

328 Chadwick Moore @Chadwick_Moore
21h
THIS IS HUGE: Facebook just admitted in a federal document that they are, indeed, a publisher, not a platform, and they are demanding First Amendment protections from Laura Loomer's defamation lawsuit. This means, Mark Zuckerberg lied to Congress.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (BqBId)

329 Lefties claiming it's "blue face" like the Aladdin cartoon movie so it's okay.

--

By the same people who will explain to you that Jesus was a black man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (+m8Oo)

330 I'm safe from Super Flu because I live in Boulder. Boulder's magic field
of good protects us here. Ask Stephen King (totally not a hack writer).



CBD cures that shit.
Also rickets. And cancer.


Fuckin weed. Is there anything it


Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (lbPuN)

331 Martini Farmer

Ah, so that was you. You quoted the wrong person.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (BLFnH)

332 I get a free flu shot at my local grocery (Brookshires) and get this, 100 gas points. That's a dime off per gallon. Life is good in ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (UUkQp)

333 I'm safe from the superflu because I hate to go out peopling. I avoid it as much as possible.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (myjNJ)

334 The Sultan of Shame.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (AJ/mV)

335 329 Lefties claiming it's "blue face" like the Aladdin cartoon movie so it's okay.

--

By the same people who will explain to you that Jesus was a black man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (+m8Oo)

I am da way, da troof, and da light, bitches!

Posted by: Jesus at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

336
Good thing I'm completely anti-social.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (7rVsF)

337

Governor Gavin Newsom is promising to sign a bill requiring public universities in California to offer abortions on campus. The bill, 2B-24, states that "abortion care is a constitutional right," and that "the state has an interest in ensuring that every pregnant person in California who wants to have an abortion can obtain access to that care as easily and as early in pregnancy as possible."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (aKsyK)

338 320 -
"Holy shit every time I tweet that photo of Trudeau, Twitter restricts my account.


The one of his mother is the best.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (UX5QD)

339 Any y'all muthafuckas don't got a sword, sell yo cloak and buy one!

Posted by: Jesus at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

340 Fuckin weed. Is there anything it


Posted by: mikeyG

My bad. I handed mikeyG the bong.

Posted by: Miklos Spicoli at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

341
Clearly we need to quarantine rigorously all high-density population areas to avoid the spread of the super flu.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (7rVsF)

342 hobo, for some reason I thought you were in louisville, boulder is a beautiful area.

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (B+t5k)

343 268 222 Semi-related: REVIEW: Stallone Kills Scores of Mexicans in Greusome 'RAMBO: LAST BLOOD'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)

Well, this could get interesting. Is LaRaza taking to the streets in protest yet?
Posted by: Insomniac



I hope they do. Then the fun begins.

La Raza supports the Mexican Drug Cartels which kills more Mexicans than anybody else.

Your Rulez, Bitchez!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (pH4jl)

344 CDC just called, they want me to participate in an infantile study.

I'm gonna be a G man an it aint' even my planet.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (UX5QD)

345 I know a guy who was healthy as an ox and bedridden for months - and re-learning how to live to this day - with something that shut down his ability to move and then evolved into something like parkinsons within a week or so after a flu shot.

Pretty creepy. I still get one, but I always think about him as the nurse is getting the needle ready.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (+m8Oo)

346 Posted by: yacht rocker

Sheena is a yacht rocker
Sheena is a yacht rocker

Posted by: rejected Ramones lyrics at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)

347 NOOD!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (myjNJ)

348 They wouldn't let Reagan quarantine the Aids victims. We don't quarantine in America. that's not who we are.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (UX5QD)

349 The Saudis will get nukes from Pakistan and drop one on Tehran before accepting a complete loss of their oil production.
Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 08:42 PM (+nx2S)

works for me

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (Vhkmw)

350 hmmmm. okay.

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (B+t5k)

351 yeah, technically, a suburb. I call it 'Boulder Junior'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (ykYG2)

352 313 Visited the 9/11 Memorial today. Should be required for all citizens and especially school kids. Never forgive, never forget.
Posted by: rammajamma
----------
Concur. Kinda hits you right in the heart and lots of dusty air if you know what I mean.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (/GR5R)

353 >>THIS IS HUGE: Facebook just admitted in a federal document that they are, indeed, a publisher, not a platform, and they are demanding First Amendment protections from Laura Loomer's defamation lawsuit. This means, Mark Zuckerberg lied to Congress.

wow

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

354 Lets be honest, thats the closest Canada is ever going to come to a black Prime minister.

Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (Bf3hj)

355 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough cough* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah, welcome to the new reality, lefties.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (1FhAQ)

356 Jack: Mark is a democrat.

Lying to Congress is fine.

Posted by: Poopstain at September 18, 2019 10:27 PM (N2XjR)

357 Somebody told me that if you flipped an image horizontally that Twitter has a bead on, it might get past them. I haven't experimented with this.

Posted by: MW at September 18, 2019 10:32 PM (hNTtn)

358 Trudeau is a stinking racist. Shame on all the Trudeau lovers for supporting his racism just as they support the racist governor of Virgnia.
This is it...no more "Being Donald J. Trump". Democrats are as racist today as when they owned slaves.

Posted by: wferrin at September 19, 2019 02:18 AM (UjYaa)

359 Joe Biden commented that if he knew Trudeau Jr. wore those costumes he wouldn't have called the boy, "son".

Posted by: wferrin at September 19, 2019 02:27 AM (UjYaa)

360 The Prime Racist of Canada.

Posted by: wferrin at September 19, 2019 02:28 AM (UjYaa)

Iraqi Immigrant Who Sabotaged Plane Denied Bail After Violent ISIS Videos Discovered on His Phone

I didn't jump on this story when it came out a week or two ago, waiting for evidence to justify my suspicions that he didn't sabotage a plane's engine only to get more overtime pay fixing it.

Well, the evidence is in.




From AP, quoted from Katie Pavlich's entry:


A federal judge cited new evidence of potential terrorism sympathies in denying bail for a mechanic charged with sabotaging an American Airlines jetliner.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Chris McAliley imposed pretrial detention for 60-year-old Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at Wednesday’s hearing.

The new evidence presented by prosecutors includes that Alani has a brother in Iraq who may be involved with the Islamic State extremist group as well as statements Alani made about wishing harm on non-Muslims.


Here's something that will shock you: Ilhan "Omar" Nur Said, who is herself an imprudently-permitted immigrant with deep terrorist sympathies, wants to forbid the US government from screening would-be immigrants' social media profiles for signs of terrorist action or terror sympathies.


Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar said in social media post Monday night that law enforcement vetting immigrants social media profiles is a form of "fascism."

"Make no mistake: This is fascism in action," Rep. Omar tweeted. "There's no guarantee that the Trump administration won't weaponize immigrants' political views against them by denying entry."

She said this the day before 9/11.

Some people did some things.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:10 PM




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Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (ZFlLo)

2 Yes, they really do want us dead.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

3 Big shocker.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (O4YGa)

4 Some people in a northern state did something to make the rest of us suffer.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (XKZwp)

5 Sooooo....what's overtime running now? Time and a half?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (axyOa)

6 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani Bing Bang Walla Walla Bing Bang

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

7 "MOAR Muslims please!" -- open borders crowd

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ZFlLo)

8 jeepers, someone needs to take omar for a helicopter ride.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)

9 And there are countless numbers of them. All over America.

Red states will be able to deal with the problem, preferably before all minorities are forced to walk around with papers/ simply deported, but blue states will be hell holes.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (+nx2S)

10 hi insom!

***POUNCE***

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)

11 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

12
Wait,

is this the guy Fake News told me was just upset at the airline over a union contract dispute and did minimal damage??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (7ynkn)

13 I'd give him a one way plane ride

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)

14 "weaponize immigrants political views"

I see. Wanting to murder people in a plane are just "weaponize(ing) immigrants political views".

Sure sugar tits. Go with that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (pH4jl)

15 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani is a terrorist?
Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

16 "There's no guarantee that the Trump administration won't weaponize immigrants' political views against them by denying entry."


There is also no guarantee that an interstellar wasp won't spring from the egg sac on your head.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

17 I don't think anyone here will be surprised to learn this.

And Omar needs to be deported.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (aXucN)

18 >>>Some people did some things.

All the dem candidates need to be asked what they think about that.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (vFhit)

19
60-year-old Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

=======

Holy carp, the dude is 60 years old and he's still not over this blowing-shyt-up phase?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (M9ntN)

20 What? Couldnt the public defender find an Obama appointee down here? What about the guy that gave Epstein bail?

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (JyDGM)

21

*puts on shocked face

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (R3pi1)

22 Abdul-Ahmed O'Toole, a fine Irish Catholic, where did he go wrong?

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (r28kI)

23 Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

Too soon!

Posted by: M. FIELDS at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (+nx2S)

24 Hey, it's not like he stole a pancake or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ZFlLo)

25 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

Another Lutheran, run amok.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (EgshT)

26 I never believed his story in the first place.
Guess that makes me an islamahomophobaracist.

Posted by: NavyMom at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (7tgQU)

27 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani Bing Bang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)


****

Heeeyyy!!!
I'll be driving thru Walla Walla on Sunday after WSU goes 4-0 against UCLA.
it's a nice town.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (axyOa)

28
Alternate Post Title:

Meet Clockboy 2020: All Grown Up

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (7ynkn)

29 Willard.

A Justin Trudeau blackface photo from 2001 just materialized on Twatter.

Comedy Gold, Jerry:

https://time.com/5680759/justin-trudeau-brownface-photo/

Posted by: Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (xgyDD)

30 His real name is Robert Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani Miller

Another white nationalist terrorist.

Posted by: SJW at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (U2JQS)

31 We got lucky that the pilot NOTICED the sabotage-think of all the little things he could have done to bring down a plane without anyone's knowledge.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (XKZwp)

32 Why is this savage Ahmed Alani Asswipe even in this country in the first place?

Deport, deport, deport.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (Z+IKu)

33 See right there where it says federal? Like I believe anything after the word federal. NOT.

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (JyDGM)

34 19
60-year-old Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

=======

Holy carp, the dude is 60 years old and he's still not over this blowing-shyt-up phase?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Don't judge. Some 60 year olds go to swinger parties. Others blow shit up. Be open minded, H8r!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, channeling the Left at September 18, 2019 07:16 PM (pH4jl)

35 Muslims always scream their rights are being denied but are the only ones doing the nasty deads.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

36 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani is a terrorist?

Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit.

I. Am. Stunned.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:16 PM (u//oP)

37 He needs a free trip on Air Pinochet.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (90T4r)

38 Types, deletes...something to do with a rivet gun..

Posted by: DBCooper at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (bttOm)

39 How this douchegoat was allowed within 10 mils of a commercial aircraft is beyond me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT)

40 Damn and blast!



Sorry. Watching Sherlock Holmes on another tab.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (tH5fk)

41 I saw the nasty deads open up for Nirvana

Posted by: batterup at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (U2JQS)

42 Do you think that turban on her head is really covering up "He Who Must Not Be Named"?

Yeah, I'm talking Big Mo.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (tDzWD)

43 Has anyone wondered what happens after Nurse pounces. Shouldn't we be at least, oh...I don't know...hearing squeaky springs at least?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM (axyOa)

44 How this douchegoat was allowed within 10 mils of a commercial aircraft is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT)


Diversity!!!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM (aS1PU)

45 Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar said in social media post Monday night that law enforcement vetting immigrants social media profiles is a form of "fascism."
________

Facebook was never the same after Hitler became Chancellor. Bastard.

Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM (9vQJW)

46 How this douchegoat was allowed within 10 mils of a commercial aircraft is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD



Really great news for people already terrified of flying.

Ain't it?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM (tH5fk)

47 Recite your Mantra, Proles.... " Islam is a religion of Peace... Islam is a religion of Peace...." And get Back to Work!!!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:19 PM (90T4r)

48 How this douchegoat was allowed within 10 mils of a commercial aircraft is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

And yet we passengers have to be de-shoed, x-rayed and molested by semi-literate assholes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (u//oP)

49 And meanwhile, the Demunist Commiecrats want to scan our social media profiles for wrongthink.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (ujg0T)

50 My timing on threads sucks today....

Tommy Robinson forces police to arrest guy who's youtubing threats against, him, his wife, his kids and English people. He'd been reporting him for 3 days and they did nothing. So he went to the guy's house and waited for police....

Thread w/ videos here:

https://tinyurl.com/y37jnfw2

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

51 Holy carp, the dude is 60 years old and he's still not over this blowing-shyt-up phase?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia



70 generations of first cousin marriage and children spawned from those marriages marrying each other definitely has life-long and very dangerous consequences.

Islam is a "religion" created by Satan in response to Jesus kicking Satan's ass on Easter Sunday.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (xgyDD)

52
"weaponize immigrants political views"

I see. Wanting to murder people in a plane are just "weaponize(ing) immigrants political views".

Sure sugar tits. Go with that.
Posted by: Puddleglum

======

There are a lot of harmless things sitting around minding their own business that Republicans are weaponizing. Examples are ISIS videos, congressfelons, dead voters, Hillary's criminally deleted emails, and teenagers wearing masks and shooting at their neighbors at 4 in the morning.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (M9ntN)

53 Not sure I'd even fly on American anymore. They have delays and cancellations built into their system till past January for the Crash 8

Posted by: DBCooper at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (bttOm)

54 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

Another Lutheran, run amok.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Existing security screening can not detect lethal levels of Jello Salad.

Posted by: Miklos, demanding a government solution! at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)

55 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

Hmm. I sense a pattern here. Nah, can't be.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

56 Just a union beef, swearsies.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (CAJL/)

57 From the tweet....

An American Airlines mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani accused of disabling a navigation system on a flight from Miami

An American named Barack Hussein Obama was elected President of the USA by a bunch of people that wanted to prove they just "wanted to get along".

And Nur Said needs to get sent back.

We've been nice too long.

Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)

58 Assign him to that helicopter business that tosses passengers out. He'd be a good fit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (3H9h1)

59 We got lucky that the pilot NOTICED the sabotage-think of all the little things he could have done to bring down a plane without anyone's knowledge.
Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (XKZwp)

Exactly. And it's just one more thing to worry about . . . but I guess that's the purpose of terrorism. To terrify us.

Posted by: NavyMom at September 18, 2019 07:21 PM (7tgQU)

60 Unfreakingbelievable!

But TSA will single out an 11 year old child with an arm cast and carefully scan and check his arm for 15 freaking minutes to see if he could just possibly be a terrorist.

Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:21 PM (ASbaS)

61 I'll be driving thru Walla Walla on Sunday after WSU goes 4-0 against UCLA.
it's a nice town.
Posted by: Diogenes

Lived there 2 years. No its not

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:21 PM (R3pi1)

62 50: Tommy is following Alinsky's rule at making your enemy live up to there own rules. Brave dude considering Britain isn't a free country.

Posted by: Puddleglum, channeling the Left at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (pH4jl)

63 He needs a free trip on Air Pinochet.....
Posted by: kraken

Fundraiser on GoDumpMe

Posted by: Miklos, facilitator at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

64 19 . . . Holy carp, the dude is 60 years old and he's still not over this blowing-shyt-up phase?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
____________

Sixty is the new 'splodey.

Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (9vQJW)

65 Some mechanics broke things.

Posted by: Ilhandle It Myself at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (Ndje9)

66 I guess nothing was learned 18 years ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (EgshT)

67 No red flagging allowed.
Google;"ISIS Death Video"



Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (K3B2k)

68 Really great news for people already terrified of flying.

Ain't it?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM (tH5fk)
..........


Don't worry. The new CA Real ID will solve this problem.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

69 And yet we passengers have to be de-shoed, x-rayed and molested by semi-literate assholes.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (u//oP)

****

Ever notice it's the hawt chicks with the ample bewbs who always...ALWAYS...get screened twice?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

70 Here is a scary thought. Tucker had a segment on a few weeks ago about the food service trucks at airports. They are not screened, free to load who knows what on the planes. Suppose the muzzle ground crews decide to work in concert with the food service trucks. I
when I fly, I see lots of muzzles working in the airports.

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2019 07:23 PM (PisyI)

71 Oh My God!!! There's a Muslim, out there on the wing!!!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:23 PM (90T4r)

72 I wonder what Jan Sobieski would think about the west as it is today.

Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:23 PM (ASbaS)

73 I guess nothing was learned 18 years ago.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (EgshT)

The wrong things were learned 18 years ago.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (O4YGa)

74 Fascism.
In.
Action!

You won't want to miss this Full Action Fascism!

Twice the oppression!
TEN TIMES the suffering!

Betray your friends!
Sell-out your relatives!
Turn your enemies into quivering heaps of fear and self-loathing!

You can't beat our fascism, but it can beat you!

Posted by: 29 Victor at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (/gFEL)

75 Incest, fraud, extortion, abandonment--I think Ilhan might be *my* daughter!

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (Ndje9)

76 Hahahahahaha!

@CochraneCBC

Time magazine has just dropped a bombshell report on ⁦JustinTrudeau⁩

We are with the campaign now. We are told Trudeau will address this before his plane takes off.

Photo Shows Justin Trudeau in Brownface at 'Arabian Nights' Party

Pics:

https://tinyurl.com/y4k4vxrf

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (cF8AT)

77 The DoD has another 100,000 or so of these guys that they want to bring over here. 'Cause they helped us win the war.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (o3AYq)

78
Yes, good thing the pilot was sober enough to notice the damage!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (eMoBB)

79 I've been delayed for an hour by knuckle-dragging TSA subhumans over a couple of bialys*

At least they let me keep them after all that.

(* like a bagel but without the hole and with toppings. Can't get them in Colorado or practically anywhere outside of NY, so I bring some home with me every time I'm in NY. You'd think such a thing would catch on everywhere.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (u//oP)

80 How this douchegoat was allowed within 10 mils of a commercial aircraft is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM

That's what I was wondering. Another job Americans won't do? Political correctness by American Airlines HR run amok?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (COzlW)

81 43 Has anyone wondered what happens after Nurse pounces. Shouldn't we be at least, oh...I don't know...hearing squeaky springs at least?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM


Another possibility is that Insomniac starts reading the 27 page consent form.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (PVG6F)

82 I think that Jan Sobieski would take care of business with the likes of Kraken first before turning his attention to the muzzies. Just saying.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (ASbaS)

83 An American Airlines mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani accused of disabling a navigation system on a flight from Miami was denied bond today after ISIS videos showing graphic murders were discovered on his cellphone

He sounds nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (FXaFS)

84 I'll be driving thru Walla Walla on Sunday after WSU goes 4-0 against UCLA.
it's a nice town.
Posted by: Diogenes

Lived there 2 years. No its not
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019

****

Well. To be honest, I've never actually been there sober so this will be a first.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:26 PM (axyOa)

85 There were no beheadings in Oklahoma until we started importing Muslims.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 18, 2019 07:26 PM (JKNZq)

86

btw, gas went up a nickel, here, in the Boston area, so far.

Seems like Fake News has ZERO influence on anything, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:26 PM (eMoBB)

87 73 I guess nothing was learned 18 years ago.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 07:22 PM (EgshT)

The wrong things were learned 18 years ago.
Posted by: Surfperch



What? Why The Homeland Security Department was created!! Don't your feel safer?? /s

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 07:26 PM (pH4jl)

88 I'll be driving thru Walla Walla on Sunday after WSU goes 4-0 against UCLA.
it's a nice town.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't forget to visit the WishyWashy Washing Machine Museum!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 18, 2019 07:26 PM (aemXy)

89 > Why is this savage Ahmed Alani Asswipe even in this country in the first place?

> Deport, deport, deport.

Deport, hell. He sabotaged the navigation of a passenger jet.

Homey needs to be strapped to a gurney with a needle in his arm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:27 PM (IRd4p)

90 How this douchegoat was allowed within 10 mils of a commercial aircraft is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

And yet we passengers have to be de-shoed, x-rayed and molested by semi-literate assholes.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM

-------

Come to MSP in Minnesota. A significant portion of the TSA are Somali women wearing Hijabs, and East African men.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:27 PM (+0uDE)

91 Photo Shows Justin Trudeau in Brownface at 'Arabian Nights' Party
Pics:
https://tinyurl.com/y4k4vxrf
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (cF8AT)

Ladyboy Turdeau needs to resign.

Their rules.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2019 07:27 PM (Z+IKu)

92 I wonder what Jan Sobieski would think about the west as it is today.
Posted by: Theresistance

In my day, wearing wings on your back was awesome totes hetero.

Posted by: Jan Sobieski at September 18, 2019 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)

93 It would be discriminatory if isis weren't hired at airports.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (m3tRO)

94 American Airlines mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani
.......

How'd he get past the job interview?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

95 it's a nice town.

Posted by: Diogenes


Did you see where Gardner Minshew and Luke Falk have both fallen into starting NFL QB jobs as a result of injury? Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (xgyDD)

96 Trudeau in brown face? Let me be personally offended for all the BIPOC out there.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (JKNZq)

97 http://bit.ly/2QkutMG
*******
Adult Film Star Jessica Jaymes Found Dead at 43 - Breaking911

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (BqBId)

98 > I wonder what Jan Sobieski would think about the west as it is today.

I think we're past the Sobieski stage and heading toward Vlad Tepes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (IRd4p)

99 Every time I've been to an airport in the last two decades, it seemed like at least half of the airport employees were Muslim.

Surly people with head-scarves everywhere.


Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (9t0Zz)

100 I sure didn't see that one coming. Shocked I am.

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (9m9TT)

101

btw, how stupid was it for the Boston Red Sox cocksucker owners not to sign Yaz's grandson?
Even if the kid sucked, you do it for nostalgia and
just keep him in Double or Triple A for a couple of years.

Instead, the Giants signed. Called him up.
And the kid played at Fenway last night. And hit a homer, with Grandpa Yaz watching from the seats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (eMoBB)

102 He was a good boy.

Posted by: Mrs. Ahmed Alani Asswipe at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (EgshT)

103 Islam is a "religion" created by Satan in response to Jesus kicking Satan's ass on Easter Sunday.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (xgyDD)

Heh.

https://bit.ly/2m1oCwU

8:30 is a good start but your reference is at 11:40.

Make my haze go away.

Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (OE84+)

104 So this mechanic is a real abdul mohamadan and not a leroy mohamadan?

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 07:29 PM (UUkQp)

105 Tommy Robinson forces police to arrest guy who's youtubing threats against, him, his wife, his kids and English people. He'd been reporting him for 3 days and they did nothing. So he went to the guy's house and waited for police....

Thread w/ videos here:
https://tinyurl.com/y37jnfw2
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)


And the cops tried to make it sound like he was putting people at risk. By being there.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)

106 >>Every time I've been to an airport in the last two decades, it seemed like at least half of the airport employees were Muslim.


Funny that.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 07:29 PM (cb2cm)

107
The owners of the Red Sox are New Yorkers.
New York Cocksuckers, to be exact. They
don't give a shit about Yaz, or nostlagia,
or history.

They should never have been allowed to buy the team.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:29 PM (eMoBB)

108 Another possibility is that Insomniac starts reading the 27 page consent form.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM


It is Washington state, after all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 07:30 PM (rBtIz)

109 Photo Shows Justin Trudeau in Brownface at 'Arabian Nights' Party
Pics:
https://tinyurl.com/y4k4vxrf
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (cF8AT)
...........

groping the shit out of that brunette, too.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

110 In my day, wearing wings on your back was awesome totes hetero


It will take millions of those winged guys to fix this mess. Then again, we can always drop a few well placed bombs.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:30 PM (ASbaS)

111 33
See right there where it says federal? Like I believe anything after the word federal. NOT.

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 18, 2019 07:15 PM (JyDGM)

_______


"This is about us, isn't it?" -- St. James Comey and his merry band of traitors from the Federal Bureau of Matter

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Incompetence.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 07:31 PM (ZFlLo)

112 >>The owners of the Red Sox are New Yorkers.


Suck it, Boston!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 07:31 PM (cb2cm)

113 I think we're past the Sobieski stage and heading toward Vlad Tepes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I got contacts in the Old Country.

Posted by: Miklosian Impalements, LP at September 18, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Carl Yastrzemski throws out first pitch at Fenway Park to grandson Mike Yastrzemski:

https://tinyurl.com/Yaz-to-Yaz

Also, Fuck the Yankees.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:31 PM (xgyDD)

115 But TSA will single out an 11 year old child with an
arm cast and carefully scan and check his arm for 15 freaking minutes
to see if he could just possibly be a terrorist.



Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:21 PM (ASbaS)

Hark! I hear the voice of experience talking!

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 18, 2019 07:31 PM (XKZwp)

116 > In my day, wearing wings on your back was awesome totes hetero.

You need a heavy destrier, a 20 foot lance, a stabbing sword, a saber, six pistols, a carbine, and a war hammer to complete the look.

Just wearing the wings while swishing down a catwalk won't do.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:31 PM (IRd4p)

117 Some day a dozen planes are going to blow up all at the same time. Coincidentally.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (m3tRO)

118

I hate this term "brownface" too.
Like it's the new n*zi salute, or something.
Brownface. Like it's a vulgarity.

He dressed up like a fucking genie. Big fuckin deal.
Brownface.

Brownface, my ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (eMoBB)

119 "There's no guarantee that the Trump administration won't weaponize immigrants' political views against them by denying entry."
---------------------

I think those words mean what we think they mean.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (Wpbgs)

120 Imagine if the Dems get their way with a borderless country and abolishing ICE.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (wiXsO)

121 We would feed him corn pops and he would smile.

Posted by: Mrs. Ahmed Alani Asswipe at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (EgshT)

122 81 43 Has anyone wondered what happens after Nurse pounces. Shouldn't we be at least, oh...I don't know...hearing squeaky springs at least?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM

Another possibility is that Insomniac starts reading the 27 page consent form.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (PVG6F)

I was able to negotiate it down to 10.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

123 Some day a dozen planes are going to blow up all at the same time. Coincidentally




...and unexpectedly of course.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (ASbaS)

124 We need more Middle Eastern " immigrants"... because, hey, the country ain't screwed up enough with what's already here...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (90T4r)

125 Another possibility is that Insomniac starts reading the 27 page consent form.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (PVG6F)

I was able to negotiate it down to 10.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)


You do contract law?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)

126 > So this mechanic is a real abdul mohamadan and not a leroy mohamadan?

Why are you assuming that? Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani is totes a Presbyterian name. Maybe Baptist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (IRd4p)

127 And the cops tried to make it sound like he was putting people at risk. By being there.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)

Cop: You really should call 999 for these kinds of things.

Robinson: I've been calling 999 for 3 days and no one did anything.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT)

128 FTSB - Massage therapist who was suing Kevin Spacey for sexual assault dies under unknown conditions
He had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
Not really, I'm just told that this is a meme on the Internet -- that whenever someone dies under strange circumstances, you say the person had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.



So nice you can say it twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

129 Suppose this towelhead had taken out a plane, and then this came out.

Imagine the lawsuits that anti-American Airlines would have faced.

Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (FXaFS)

130 Did you see where Gardner Minshew and Luke Falk have both fallen into starting NFL QB jobs as a result of injury? Nice.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (xgyDD)

****

Indeed.
Both are excellent QBs and should do well.
Minshew may get his first win and I already have a bet that Falk will beat the spread against NE.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (axyOa)

131 And the cops tried to make it sound like he was putting people at risk. By being there.
Posted by: hogmartin

You see, Comrade, it is not you. It is your existence that is...problematic.

Posted by: Kindly Commissar at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)

132 125 Another possibility is that Insomniac starts reading the 27 page consent form.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:25 PM (PVG6F)

I was able to negotiate it down to 10.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

You do contract law?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)

Among other things, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

133

Eastern Airlines is now....

Middle Eastern Airlines!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (eMoBB)

134 He dressed up like a fucking genie. Big fuckin deal.
Brownface.

Brownface, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (eMoBB)


Their rules.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (aS1PU)

135 Mike Yaz has been in the minor leagues for 6 years. That's a long time for any team to keep a guy.

Both Boston and NY are WIN NOW!! teams. The Giants, not so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (xgyDD)

136 Heckuva Job W, heckuva job.


You must sleep like a baby.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (zmBd0)

137 American Airlines mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

Where was his training, Tehran Used Car Sales?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

138 123 Some day a dozen planes are going to blow up all at the same time. Coincidentally

...and unexpectedly of course.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (ASbaS)

[ ] Workplace Accident
[ ] Union Dispute
[ ] OrangeManBad
[ ] All of the Above

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:34 PM (u//oP)

139
Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani. That's a lot of names. Does he think he's a big shot, with all those names?

Translated into English, his names are I Hate You-I Hate You, I Hate You, I Want You Dead, I Hate You.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (hGuWq)

140 American Airlines mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani
.......

How'd he get past the job interview?
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM

With that name he was probably offered a job the minute he walked in the door, as a diversity hire, before they even interviewed him. You know, to show up all the h8ers who claim Muslms like to blow shit up, so let's get him on board and offer him a great salary and benefits, the ticket to a great life in America. He's just as American as anyone, right?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (COzlW)

141 > He dressed up like a fucking genie. Big fuckin deal.
Brownface.

I would normally agree with you, but these commie turds need to be made to live by their own rules.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (IRd4p)

142 I was able to negotiate it down to 10.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)


****

Nothing satiates a good woman like hard bargaining!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (axyOa)

143 Is this true?

Yes your Honor, this woman has no clit.

Posted by: Senator Sin Enema at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (Mj5En)

144 "Make no mistake: This is fascism in action," Rep. Omar tweeted. "There's no guarantee that the Trump administration won't weaponize immigrants' political views against them by denying entry."

I wouldn't weaponize immigrants' political views against them by denying them entry.

I'd deny them entry if they're from one of those shithole countries. Much simpler, and saves time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (FXaFS)

145 Well. To be honest, I've never actually been there sober so this will be a first.
Posted by: Diogenes

Ok if we're going to be that way, yea they are polite and gracious to visitors. I worked there for 2 years dealt with some of the country club folk. I had to wear a name tag that said "I ain't from around here". Now right across the border in Milton Freewater...those are good people.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (R3pi1)

146

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. I want justine trudeau
raked over the coals for this.

Alinsky works Both Ways, I say.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (eMoBB)

147 Justin will be fine, he doesn't have linkage to slavery.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)

148 I will settle for one Sobieski leading an army of Vlad Tepes.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (ASbaS)

149 I am extremely disappointed with Prime Minister Trueau racist act. He should step down immediately. I call on all the Canadian colored's to protest this outrage!!

Posted by: Gov Northram, totally not racist at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (pH4jl)

150 If you really want to improve airport screening and screeners?

Privatize it. Each airport is responsible for its own screeners and screening. The feds only responsibilities are setting the standards, testing the screening performance, and performing penetration tests looking for holes.

If the airport can't meet standards, they get 30 days to fix it. The airport and the airlines are responsible for fixing the performance problems.

Still can't get it right? You get shut down for a day. No flights in or out.

You can be damned sure they will fix the problems, even if they have to screen everyone twice.

PRIVATIZE. MAKE THE BUSINESSES FIX IT!

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (+0uDE)

151 You can't beat our fascism, but it can beat you!


Posted by: 29 Victor at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (/gFEL)

Ooooo, that's a good one. Stealing it!

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (XKZwp)

152 Eastern Airlines is now....Middle Eastern Airlines!

Magic Carpet Rides!

Posted by: Mrs. Ahmed Alani Asswipe at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (EgshT)

153 Maybe Baptist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (IRd4p)

Naw.


It's always them damn Canadians.

Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (OE84+)

154 Yeah, W dd not cover himself with glory in his unseemly haste to carry the Muslim's water, back then....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (90T4r)

155 See comment #70. They have the shit worked out.

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (PisyI)

156 He's just as American as anyone, right?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (COzlW)


No. That's ridiculous.

He's MORE American than us. Denounce yourself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (FXaFS)

157 Castro Junior in blackface? That'll confuse the thought popo.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (RuIsu)

158 "Make no mistake: This is fascism in action," Rep. Omar tweeted.
"There's no guarantee that the Trump administration won't weaponize
immigrants' political views against them by denying entry."
****
Is he going to blow them up with their own views? Trump is cooler than I thought

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (h1jJh)

159 Just another Lutheran lead astray while looking for potluck recipes.

Posted by: WOPR at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM (J70i0)

160
I would normally agree with you, but these commie turds need to be made to live by their own rules.



Yes. Absolutely.

I'm only saying my true feelings among my like-minded fiends, here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (eMoBB)

161 Warnings of Muslim Backlash in 3...2...1 ...

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (gdfZ0)

162 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani trained in suicide-bomb-vest wiring, clitoral removal and fashioning lingerie for his goat wife (in his Faith Tradition.)

There were warning signs...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (u//oP)

163 For the open borders crowd, the occasional terrorist attacks are just part of the kink.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (dYe5S)

164 Justine from Canada may do "brownface", but he cannot do the Peshawar Trump Warrior Dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNjuu0blPmI

Posted by: Observational Miklos at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

165 Has anyone wondered what happens after Nurse pounces. Shouldn't we be at least, oh...I don't know...hearing squeaky springs at least?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM

After pouncing comes seizing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (COzlW)

166 148 I will settle for one Sobieski leading an army of Vlad Tepes.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (ASbaS)

I wan a piece of the stake futures.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (90T4r)

167 Insty used to refer to this as "their on the other side".

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

168 Justine Trudeau... the Girly- Man PM of Canada who can't control his eyebrows....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:38 PM (90T4r)

169 > Just another Lutheran lead astray while looking for potluck recipes.

He got overly excited because someone put more than one spoon of coffee grounds in the 15 gallon percolator.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:38 PM (IRd4p)

170 "Middle Eastern Airlines!"

Flying you right to your office . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

171 He's MORE American than us. Denounce yourself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:36 PM

Can I marry my brother instead? That's super-duper patriotic American!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (COzlW)

172

Has justine apologized yet?

Because he will, and it's gonna be good. Real good.
He might even apologize for being white and a man.

Indeed, I guarantee that's what he'll do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (eMoBB)

173 Dear Abdul,

You're an Ab-Doll! What's your situation?

Look me up on Fatwa Only. com.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar Nur Said Jones at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (Ndje9)

174 "A significant portion of the TSA are Somali women wearing Hijabs, and East African men. "


You got to hand it to Obama, he hired the administrators to push this diversity horseshit in every federal agency. The TSA is just the most noticeable because they're out in public. If I had to guess I would say at least 50 percent of their workers are immigrants from somewhere, 30 percent native born minorities and maybe the last 20 percent native born whites.


Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (4thlk)

175 162 Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani trained in suicide-bomb-vest wiring, clitoral removal and fashioning lingerie for his goat wife (in his Faith Tradition.)

There were warning signs...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 07:37 PM (u//oP)


Starting with "Abdul."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (FXaFS)

176 Interesting. There's no guarantee you brother/husband won't rape you like he rapes his favorite goat.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 07:40 PM (kLDv+)

177 Starting with "Abdul."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (FXaFS)


Which reminds me, what's Paula Abdul been up to lately?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

178 Indeed.
Both are excellent QBs and should do well.
Minshew may get his first win and I already have a bet that Falk will beat the spread against NE.

Posted by: Diogenes


I agree they are both great QBs.

Minshew has that intangible thing that can make him a YUGE star. Pretty cool.

I saw that Tyler Hilinski's younger brother Ryan is the Frosh QB for So. Carolina. He's going to go far, himself.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:40 PM (xgyDD)

179 Dressed like a djinn. Wouldn't that be blueface?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 07:41 PM (ykYG2)

180 Has anyone wondered what happens after Nurse pounces. Shouldn't we be at least, oh...I don't know...hearing squeaky springs at least?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:18 PM



Blood, gore, torture, and then the cannibalism. Insomniac is like Kenny from South Park though. He recovers fine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 07:41 PM (pH4jl)

181 Lefties claiming Trudy was dressed as a genie. Therefore, blue paint.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:41 PM (ASbaS)

182 Has anyone noticed if Omar has to wear a bell around her neck, when she's out and about????

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:41 PM (90T4r)

183 what's Paula Abdul been up to lately?

Straight up.

Posted by: Mrs. Ahmed Alani Asswipe at September 18, 2019 07:41 PM (EgshT)

184 When I establish the Live Free Or Die Republic of Northern New Hampshire, there'll be a law against hiring airline mechanics named Abdul.
Of course, since the Republic won't have airlines or airports, it'll be easy to enforce.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (tDzWD)

185 Trying to think here ....

Seems like somebody has weaponized political views against some people ....

But I can't recall the details....

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (i/wJA)

186 Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar said in social media post Monday night that law enforcement vetting immigrants social media profiles is a form of "fascism."

I really like getting tips on civil rights from recent arrivals from countries that feature beheadings, stonings, and throwing people off of roofs.

It's even better than getting civil rights tips from Germans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (FXaFS)

187 >>Indeed.
Both are excellent QBs and should do well.
Minshew may get his first win and I already have a bet that Falk will beat the spread against NE.

Have your wallet ready. The Pats are going to be the undermanned Jets like a redheaded step child.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

188 Brownface, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

The real enjoyable part will be watching his stuttering explanation.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (R3pi1)

189 177 Starting with "Abdul."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (FXaFS)

Which reminds me, what's Paula Abdul been up to lately?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Getting old, qdp, getting old.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (90T4r)

190 > Which reminds me, what's Paula Abdul been up to lately?

She's actually Jewish, I think.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (IRd4p)

191 If Trudeau the Lesser was going to lose his job over ethnic cosplay, his trip to India should have done the job. That was weaponized cringe, without a doubt.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (+nx2S)

192 'Massage Therapist" post in upper right page is a double.

In case the Hamsters are getting paid by volume.

Poor Hamsters.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 18, 2019 07:43 PM (Ad2sq)

193 kraken, would explain why she dances in support hose these days...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

194 184 When I establish the Live Free Or Die Republic of Northern New Hampshire, there'll be a law against hiring airline mechanics named Abdul.
Of course, since the Republic won't have airlines or airports, it'll be easy to enforce.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 07:42 PM (tDzWD)
-----
High Speed Rail?

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

195 193 kraken, would explain why she dances in support hose these days...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)


I DID notice a Jazzy 360 scooter parked just offstage....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (90T4r)

196 Can I marry my brother instead? That's super-duper patriotic American!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (COzlW)


Sure. Family values!

OK, the Manson family, but still ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (FXaFS)

197
Lived there 2 years. No its not
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019

Good onions tho

Posted by: 29 Victor at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (/gFEL)

198 Imagine wanting to hire this Abdul guy as a diversity hire in Miami. What BS.

BS. BS. BS.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (ASbaS)

199 Blueface is the new blackface.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (m3tRO)

200 > Dressed like a djinn.

So if I dress up as a leprechaun for Halloween am I "culturally appropriating" from the Irish or from gay people, or both?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (IRd4p)

201 Insomniac is like Kenny from South Park though.

Who killed Insom?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (R3pi1)

202 When you are tucked in behind America's ankles, you can afford to have a mewling sissy boy as your leader.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (Ad2sq)

203


Don't notice that the entire media had the same exact detailed story about this dude's motivations...

Yes, he wanted more overtime, just a mere overtime issue, union stuff!

Yep!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (z8c2c)

204 201 Insomniac is like Kenny from South Park though.

Who killed Insom?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (R3pi1)

Those bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

205 Dressed like a djinn. Wouldn't that be blueface?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Heh. Till I'm blue in the face.

Barbara Eden as Jeannie
Larry Hagman as Captain/Major Anthony "Tony" Nelson

Posted by: Miklos, still wishing Cotton was a monkey at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)

206 So what's this Nicky Minge Ferengi line of girls' apparel mean? Should I be ascared?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (xPJvm)

207 Insomniac is like Kenny from South Park though.

I thought that was Buzzion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

208 205 Dressed like a djinn. Wouldn't that be blueface?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Heh. Till I'm blue in the face.

Barbara Eden as Jeannie
Larry Hagman as Captain/Major Anthony "Tony" Nelson
Posted by: Miklos, still wishing Cotton was a monkey at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)


Then, who is Darrin Nelson???

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (90T4r)

209 Sure. Family values!

OK, the Manson family, but still ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You people.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at September 18, 2019 07:46 PM (QzkSJ)

210 Larry Hagman as Captain/Major Anthony "Tony" Nelson
Posted by: Miklos, still wishing Cotton was a monkey at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)


Then, who is Darrin Nelson???
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (90T4r)

Sergeant York

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)

211 Minshew has that intangible thing that can make him a YUGE star. Pretty cool.

I saw that Tyler Hilinski's younger brother Ryan is the Frosh QB for So. Carolina. He's going to go far, himself.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:40 PM (xgyDD)

*****

Minshew gets away with it because he's so damned smart about football. And genuinely a nice guy.
Falk is all business. I doubt he smiles at all during a game but, in my opinion, he is batter than Marriota. When he dials in, watch out.

Meanwhile back in Pullman there's yet another kid...Anthony Gordon.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:46 PM (axyOa)

212 > Larry Hagman as Captain/Major Anthony "Tony" Nelson

Hagman was a truly underrated actor. Not everyone could play both that role and J.R. on Dallas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:47 PM (IRd4p)

213 Of course we should consider their political views, what a cvnt this Brofo is.

Posted by: CN at September 18, 2019 07:47 PM (U7k5w)

214 210


Then, who is Darrin Nelson???
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:45 PM (90T4r)

Sergeant York
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)


Darrin York, Dick York.... nevermind...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:47 PM (90T4r)

215 Obama 'Diversified" the Air Traffic Controllers over previous military experience and good test scores. They've never un-fucked that chicken yet, either. Have to pay triple-close attention to everything they say so you don't get mashed with another plane diversity forgot about.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 18, 2019 07:47 PM (bttOm)

216 > Sergeant York

Later known for inventing the Peppermint Patty, named after his lesbian cartoon character daughter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:48 PM (IRd4p)

217 Balkanized America is going to be tight!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 07:48 PM (thQkh)

218 The TSA is just the most noticeable because they're out in public.


Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 07:39 PM (4thlk)

Created by GWB.

Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2019 07:48 PM (OE84+)

219 So if I dress up as a leprechaun for Halloween am I "culturally appropriating" from the Irish or from gay people, or both?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (IRd4p)


Hmmm.

Gives new meaning to: "They're always after me lucky charms."

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 07:48 PM (aS1PU)

220 Rage status: Max Q

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 18, 2019 07:48 PM (mrrpb)

221 > Then, who is Darrin Nelson???

Ozzy and Harriet's "special needs" son. Kept out of the public eye due to the prevailing mores of the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:49 PM (IRd4p)

222 Later known for inventing the Peppermint Patty, named after his lesbian cartoon character daughter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:48 PM (IRd4p)

I thought Marcie was the lesbian.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 07:49 PM (xPJvm)

223 Meanwhile back in Pullman there's yet another kid...Anthony Gordon.

Posted by: Diogenes


Yep. Mike Leach is nuts but he churns out a great QB every single year.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:49 PM (xgyDD)

224 Also in the Townhall article ace linked to:

"Somali Refugees Living in Tucson Started Hitting the Gym to Get Stronger...for Beheadings."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 07:49 PM (wiXsO)

225 My TSA experiences have been various.... small airports are the best, by far... IMO.

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:49 PM (90T4r)

226 Maybe Ann Coulter was right about Islam on 9/12?

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:49 PM (+0uDE)

227 Islam means Peace and stuffing the air data module tube with hard foam...but mostly Peace!

Posted by: George W, Bush, giving Mooch a shoulder rub while Laura's at the grocery store at September 18, 2019 07:50 PM (Ndje9)

228 Mike Leach has some moran in him

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:50 PM (R3pi1)

229 I was just warmin' up the stage for my pal Baracky.

Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 07:50 PM (EgshT)

230 > I thought Marcie was the lesbian.

I always assumed that Marcie and Peppermint Patty were a couple, although Peppermint Patty did show occasional signs of wanting to walk on the straight side of the street, such as her thing for "Chuck".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 07:51 PM (IRd4p)

231 229 I was just warmin' up the stage for my pal Baracky.
Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2019 07:50 PM (EgshT)

Aren't they pretty tight now??

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:51 PM (90T4r)

232 Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar said in social media post Monday night that law enforcement vetting immigrants social media profiles is a form of "fascism."
*****************************************************

But it's a-okay if social media uses the info posted to amass unprecedented amounts of information on every American without their knowledge or consent and uses that info in creepy ways to curtail their freedoms and rights.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:51 PM (COzlW)

233 * shifty eyes*
+spots insom*

* round off back handspring full twisting double back*
*POUNCE*
*seize*
*smooooooch*

Heh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 07:51 PM (BsFLV)

234 Marcie was the lipstick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

235 Maybe Ann Coulter was right about Islam on 9/12?

===

skinny blonde wasp bad

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 07:53 PM (thQkh)

236 Marcie was the lipstick.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 07:52 PM (yQpMk)


Smart military blog.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

237 Then, who is Darrin Nelson???


-----

He was a running back for the Minnesota Vikings, since retired.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:55 PM (+0uDE)

238 233 * shifty eyes*
+spots insom*

* round off back handspring full twisting double back*
*POUNCE*
*seize*
*smooooooch*

Heh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 07:51 PM (BsFLV)

*WHUMPF*

WooHOO!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

239 I'm shocked, said nobody who ever looked at the ground crew and maintenance hangers in some of these cities that settled a large amount of people from unfriendly ME cities.

Don't think the airlines are all with the "woke diversity at all costs crowd"? Think again.

For the first time in in about 40 years of flying I had an access panel left open the other day. Another plane told our crew or we would have taken off like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2019 07:56 PM (8ts9m)

240 yeah, pounce. since 9-11 it's been accepted as rude for republicans to accurately mention the lefts' treasons.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 07:56 PM (thQkh)

241 Obama 'Diversified" the Air Traffic Controllers over previous military experience and good test scores.

Fine with me, as long as they only handle flights of Ghetto Airways, and do not fly - er ... make that "attempt to fly" - over populated areas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 07:57 PM (FXaFS)

242
So how do you think all those wankers who named their daughters "Daenerys" are feeling now?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:57 PM (eMoBB)

243 I thought Marcie was the lesbian.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

FEMINIST AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Woke Miklos at September 18, 2019 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

244


Photo surfaces of Canadian PM Trudeau in BROWNFACE in 2001 !!!!!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 07:57 PM (aKsyK)

245 -----
High Speed Rail?
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2019 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

Only back to Massachusetts.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 07:58 PM (tDzWD)

246
Prediction: justine trudeau will apologize for being born because of this. Somehow he'll apologize for not being aborted. I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:59 PM (eMoBB)

247 High Speed Rail?
Posted by: Weasel


Hmmm...a high tech way to ride people out of town?

Posted by: Miklos, tinkerer at September 18, 2019 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

248

"Photo surfaces of Canadian PM Trudeau in BROWNFACE in 2001 !!!!!!!"

To be fair, that was right after he tossed Ed Buck's salad after Ed had a big lunch of refried beans and brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 08:00 PM (z8c2c)

249 *makes note to put Marcus T on prayer list

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:00 PM (R3pi1)

250 Talk about leaving America out in the cold!

"I'm freezing myself until Trump's presidency is over"

https://tinyurl.com/yxzjxkmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

251 Photo surfaces of Canadian PM Trudeau in BROWNFACE in 2001 !!!!!!!

Maybe he was just shitfaced and it got lost in translation into French and back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 18, 2019 08:01 PM (xkSJa)

252 Ha ha ha.....2001! not 1964 or 1974 or even 1994.
But he is a lib, so no prob.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2019 08:01 PM (r+sAi)

253

In fact, I'll extend my prediction to Bob O'Rourke: he will apologize for being born.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:01 PM (eMoBB)

254 In the long ago, of say the early 1980s or so it was believed you should only let in immigrants if they would help your country.


By that standard what are we getting through our current immigration policies?

You are 1000X more likely to die to a drunk driving illegal then you are from a mass shooting.


And I don't think we need any more immigrant airline workers apparently....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:02 PM (WdocV)

255 watching Bruce Willis, "blind date". previous blind dates Willis has been on were "crazy, lesbian, or kept her dead cat in the freezer"

deadcatlady > crazy > Ilhan

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

256 Mayor Pete finally commented on the abortionist who was found to have had over 2200 aborted fetuses in his basement after he died. He had worked at an abortion clinic that Buttguy supported repeatedly.

He hopes we won't politicize the issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Well. To be honest, I've never actually been there sober so this will be a first.

Posted by: Diogenes


Went to a swell hanging there in the 90's.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 18, 2019 08:02 PM (qu+gO)

258 Old and Busted: Fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.

New Hotness: Bring them over here so it is easier for them to fight us.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (WdocV)

259 250 Talk about leaving America out in the cold!

"I'm freezing myself until Trump's presidency is over"

https://tinyurl.com/yxzjxkmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

That's funny... chick looks like she escaped from a J K Rowling book..

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (90T4r)

260 99 Every time I've been to an airport in the last two decades, it seemed like at least half of the airport employees were Muslim.

Surly people with head-scarves everywhere.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (9t0Zz)

It's beyond epidemic proportions and when I travel I feel like it's a giant set-up that nobody is paying serious attention to.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (8/7u2)

261 247 High Speed Rail?
Posted by: Weasel


Hmmm...a high tech way to ride people out of town?
Posted by: Miklos, tinkerer at September 18, 2019 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

A genuine bona fide electrified six-car monorail!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

262 99 Every time I've been to an airport in the last two decades, it seemed like at least half of the airport employees were Muslim.

Surly people with head-scarves everywhere.


Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2019 07:28 PM (9t0Zz)


Hey, no hard feelings over 9/11, right?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

263 * round off back handspring full twisting double back*

You know the rules... pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Concerned Troll at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (eMZAQ)

264 54 In the long ago, of say the early 1980s or so it was believed you should only let in immigrants if they would help your country.

===

we thought we were full, had no idea about what was brewing. immigration was something in the past.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:04 PM (thQkh)

265 @reuterspictures

Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wlo3g2

Well, he was out there for a fundraiser...

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

266 hoto surfaces of Canadian PM Trudeau in BROWNFACE in 2001 !!!!!!!
*********
he was tossing his life Partner's "Right then" Salad & he sharted

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:04 PM (BqBId)

267 Mayor Pete finally commented on the abortionist who was found to have
had over 2200 aborted fetuses in his basement after he died.
***

I watched Skyline 2 the other day - a stupid alien invasion movie.

One of the big reveals is that the aliens are taking babies out of their mother's wombs, dissecting them and experimenting on them.
So apparently this is what the world would be like if Planned Parenthood had space ships

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (WdocV)

268 monorail ... Monorail ... MONORAIL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

269 265 @reuterspictures

Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wlo3g2

Well, he was out there for a fundraiser...
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

My Prez is Awesome....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (90T4r)

270

I can tell you exactly why the president had cash in his pocket like that:

He was tipping people, so he kept some bills on hand at-the-ready.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (eMoBB)

271 Don't the muzzie bad asses have something like jihad 101. The dumbass had ISIS videos on his phone. This leads me back to the question how did he get the job in the first place?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (R3pi1)

272 263 * round off back handspring full twisting double back*

You know the rules... pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Concerned Troll at September 18, 2019 08:03 PM (eMZAQ)

Uhh, I did hear the bedsprings creaking on the landing. So, we could waive ...
Naaaah.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 08:05 PM (tDzWD)

273 262 99 Every time I've been to an airport in the last two decades, it seemed like at least half of the airport employees were Muslim.

===

well, that's the thing, eh? Countries have borders to keep people out. Equal rights and all that good stuff applies to citizens which is why sane countries are picky about who their citizens are...in fact some would rightly call that pickiness racist or islamaphobic ( just as we should call Islam christophobic well really omniphobic) but that's just how it is.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (thQkh)

274 @reuterspictures

Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wlo3g2
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)


PTD MAKIN' IT RAAAAAAIN

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

275 246
Prediction: justine trudeau will apologize for being born because of this. Somehow he'll apologize for not being aborted. I'm serious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:59 PM (eMoBB)


I have a tanto he can borrow.

Hell, he can HAVE it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (FXaFS)

276 275 246
Prediction: justine trudeau will apologize for being born because of this. Somehow he'll apologize for not being aborted. I'm serious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:59 PM (eMoBB)

I have a tanto he can borrow.

Hell, he can HAVE it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 08:06 PM (FXaFS)

Make him use a box cutter.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

277 my point being there's no real way, once the enemy is within america, and cloaks their treason in religion or race ... to handle them. They get the same jobs and they can apply to be in security jobs or immigration jobs.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (thQkh)

278 142 I was able to negotiate it down to 10.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)


****

Nothing satiates a good woman like hard bargaining!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (axyOa)


That's what you kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (jYnPD)

279 Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.

The horror!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (FXaFS)

280 278 142 I was able to negotiate it down to 10.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)


****

Nothing satiates a good woman like hard bargaining!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 07:35 PM (axyOa)


That's what you kids are calling it these days.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 08:07 PM (jYnPD)

You should see the concessions I got on jurisdiction.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

281 Mayor Pete finally commented on the abortionist who was found to have had over 2200 aborted fetuses in his basement after he died. He had worked at an abortion clinic that Buttguy supported repeatedly.

He hopes we won't politicize the issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------

That son of a bitch. And he's the one always preaching religion to us.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (aXucN)

282 friend of mine going to school now, he's like "literally every teacher has no idea how to speak english". I'm like, aren't these teaching jobs plum positions?

what is more important, understanding words or signalling virtue.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (thQkh)

283 I would say it was more black face than brown face from the pictures. Maybe it was the turban that threw me off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (r+sAi)

284 @reuterspictures

Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wlo3g2
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)


Hookers ain't peeing for free.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (jYnPD)

285 Tucker said Andrew Yang is the anti-circumcision candidate. ?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (wiXsO)

286


nood brownass

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (eMoBB)

287 281 Mayor Pete finally commented on the abortionist who was found to have had over 2200 aborted fetuses in his basement after he died. He had worked at an abortion clinic that Buttguy supported repeatedly.

He hopes we won't politicize the issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------

That son of a bitch. And he's the one always preaching religion to us.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (aXucN)

*gasps* BLUEBELL! Your LANGUAGE!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

288 Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wlo3g2

I recall that both Bill C. and Obongo couldn't pay a few times. Had to borrow cash from Secret Service.

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)

289 kept her dead cat in the freezer"

Bruce dated my sister?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (R3pi1)

290 It would be more prudent to build walls around the new nation with only a couple of crossings with high security to keep Leftists from sneaking in.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (ZCEU2)

291 You should see the concessions I got on jurisdiction.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

I bet venue shopping is a hoot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (jYnPD)

292 >>That son of a bitch. And he's the one always preaching religion to us.

He may actually be smarmier than Harris.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

293 great, the walls are going to close in on trump now as legal worries over possible money laundering/trafficing arise

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (thQkh)

294 109 Photo Shows Justin Trudeau in Brownface at 'Arabian Nights' Party
Pics:
https://tinyurl.com/y4k4vxrf
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:24 PM (cF8AT)
...........

groping the shit out of that brunette, too.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

Since Fidel is Cuban, Trudeau is ok to use brown face, right?

Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (Z3oWA)

295 I know, Insomniac. But he deserves to be called that and more.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (aXucN)

296 Oh no aliens are real!
ZeroHedge link...
https://tinyurl.com/yyb4n2fd

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2019 08:11 PM (WdocV)

297 Koog football? What is this blog coming to?

Google 'gardner minshew outfit" for fun. Go Koogs!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (hKi6n)

298 256 Mayor Pete finally commented on the abortionist who was found to have had over 2200 aborted fetuses in his basement after he died. He had worked at an abortion clinic that Buttguy supported repeatedly.

He hopes we won't politicize the issue.
Posted by: JackStraw



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sure there poofter, we won't.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 08:14 PM (pH4jl)

299 42 Do you think that turban on her head is really covering up "He Who Must Not Be Named"?

Yeah, I'm talking Big Mo.
Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (tDzWD)

There's pictures of her online somewhere after she got arrested once without the turban. Extremely ugly head shape and thin, mangy looking hair.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 18, 2019 08:17 PM (Vhkmw)

300 @reuterspictures

Money is seen in President Donald Trump's back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.



OMG!!! IMPEACH!!!! IMPEACH!!!!

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 08:18 PM (pH4jl)

301 215
"Obama 'Diversified" the Air Traffic Controllers over previous military experience and good test scores."


Twenty years ago it was ATC getting on the foreign pilots because their English was barely understandable, now it's the pilots getting on ATC because you can't understand them.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (4thlk)

302 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 08:19 PM (Dh1wo)

303 off to a meeting tonight, so have fun on the early part of the ONT for me, please.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (makEl)

304 It would be more prudent to build walls around the new nation with only a couple of crossings with high security to keep Leftists from sneaking in.


The immigrants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

305 He may actually be smarmier than Harris.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I've heard lots of people remark that Buttigieg is the angriest candidate, seething just below the surface.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 08:26 PM (sGotD)

306 Well Muslims hate pork, Christians, other religions, women who drive, women working, dogs, tolerance, in fact they hate everything America stands for. Why do we allow them to come to the USA? Who else with such intolerance would we allow to settle here?


As for this man, deport him and his entire extended family immediately.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 18, 2019 08:32 PM (nRj4F)

307 >>I've heard lots of people remark that Buttigieg is the angriest candidate, seething just below the surface.

I can see that.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

308 bottom line, you can't trust the government or the airlines. they are in on it too. period. end of story.

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 08:31 AM (nFwvY)

Brutal New Ad Questions -- Or Rather, Denies -- Joe Biden's Mental Fitness

Before that, check out this admission against interest from this fat soy-based baby bitch:

angryfatbaby

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1 h

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (M9ntN)

2 that was supposed to be h7j8h7u

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (M9ntN)

3 top ten.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (jYnPD)

4 Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)

5 my word as a Biden

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (DjiZK)

6 oh man oh man oh man

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/climate-confessions-share-solutions-climate-change-n1054791

Climate Confessions
Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.

Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I do it year round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells bad but hey.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)

7 4 Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)

It also helps that Joe is one bad batch of paste away from a stroke at any given moment.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (RD7QR)

8 My teefs did a dance.

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (EgshT)

9 "The" Rick Wilson, ostensible Republican.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (xbWHd)

10 NO PRESIDENCY FOR OLD MEN

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (iU/Pm)

11 ace, check this
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5s6wjrg

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says prepare for the next muslim backlash moment! at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (NVYyb)

12 Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I
do it year round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells
bad but hey.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)

Mine: I leave my 6 mpg big block truck running 24/7, because I don't want to replace the starter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (jYnPD)

13 John McCain's daughter and Cindy, his former side piece and homewrecker, are still staunchly on Team Biden.

Because grudge over country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

14 4 Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)

------------------

That's already an established practice with Dems, Obama golfed and gave speeches and ValJar ran the show.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (xarPm)

15 Joey Plugz will be used to get either Castro or some other suave genuine stone cold communist "stealth elected."

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (xbWHd)

16 Heh. Next video that comes up for me in the queue after this one plays is a Rodney Dangerfield clip.

Prescient?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (m45I2)

17 In other words, just another Wednesday for Uncle Joe.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (OAlmw)

18 Dems have no chance in Fl.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (HJ38S)

19

The cognitive dissociation of Trump potentially winning again will ensure all sorts of shenanigans in November of 2020.

We thought Hodgkinson, et al., were fringe elements? It's going to be multiple locations to depress turnout in red areas by what will later be seen to be leftist nutjobs. But the cities will be safe.

They will literally do anything to disrupt and delegitimize Trump going forward, if not win outright via social disruption.

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (w+Z9D)

20 Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.

If they want him as a puppet, they better start pulling some strings and speaking for him.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (dBiBP)

21 I am not nuts.

Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

22 Wait. So according to the Rick Wilson, both Trump and the Dem candidate will lose.

Wooooah.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (9hauA)

23 Could use a happy little Bush or two.

Posted by: Jeb! at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (GpDwp)

24 "Crash" McCain was always a boner.

For the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (3H9h1)

25 Dems need to worry about the Midwest before they start picking off the South.

Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2019 06:07 PM (rC0RO)

26 >>Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet,


Wood Teeth : Check!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 06:07 PM (iU/Pm)

27 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 18, 2019 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

28 Team D committing elder abuse putting him on stage and now getting him off.

Posted by: Scroob at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (FhXTo)

29
Losing His Grip - a limerick

It should've been a nomination clincher
As he talked about a railroad adventure
But the clickety-clack refrain
That was rattling in his brain
Was naught but the sound of his dentures

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (m45I2)

30
I can't watch these videos anymore. How bad is it when your opponent covers their eyes because you're so pathetic?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (M9ntN)

31 22 Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (9hauA)

"Heh" no "The" Ricker understands that the GOP has structural turnout intensity advantages.
It'd take a 4-6 point gap to overcome the donk youthfullness etc etc if he is to be believed....which he isn't because "full of sh*t."

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (xbWHd)

32 All Joe can do is get a lunatic past the primaries. He can't get them to beat Trump.

Honestly, without those high level indictments it will be hard to persuade Republicans that we have a country, much less functioning elections. So I do not truly care which no hoper the Dems put up. The President must fight for himself.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (+nx2S)

33 Mine: I leave my 6 mpg big block truck running 24/7, because I don't want to replace the starter.


Mine: I set the air conditiong at 64 and the heat at 80, and leave the windows open because I like the smell of the outside.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (gdfZ0)

34 Biden will get the black vote. Right?


I crack myself up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

35 *click* *clack* *nom nom nom*

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (EgshT)

36 My name is Corn Pop

Ridin in the excalater

dont call me later

My name is Corn Pop


They call me chain man

Ill rap it round yo head

Then Ill put yall back in chains

Then im on the train and all you can say is sorry


Dont call me that,

Call me shotgun

Take 2 and call me in the morning

Ill be on the train




Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (M+Lyo)

37 6
oh man oh man oh man



https:// www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/climate-confessions-share-solutions-climate-change-n1054791

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)
See, this is just begging for the Horde to go put their top notch snark to use.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (N39Ws)

38 The superdelegates are going to tank Sanders this time just like last time; Harris has tanked herself already, and I can't see that the superdelegates are going to go for Biden either.

Warren at least hasn't made a public ass of herself this year so she wins by default.

The God Emperor retains the states he won in 2016, and snaps up MN and NM. There are key native-American demographics in each who won't be supporting Lieawatha.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (ykYG2)

39 Wonder what would happen if a plain spoken white boy primaried diaper noggin on a "fvck that bitch" platform, and only debated her brother fvcking illegal citizenship status regardless of the subject at hand.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (VcFUs)

40 Leave Joe alone! (Wait until he gets the nomination before piling on him...)

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Gs5TH)

41 I can't watch these videos anymore. How bad is it when your opponent covers their eyes because you're so pathetic?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (M9ntN)


"Fremdschämen". Fremdschämen is the word you're looking for.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

42 Where are the loving members of Joe's family -- Dr. Jill, Hunter....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

43 It is Elder Abuse.

People are taking advantage of the old fool.

Posted by: D. Vermin at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Izot6)

44 Styxenhammer666 on YouTube theorized Trump is putting this out so that the other candidates will become indignant and stop mocking his aged mind, so that Biden gets the nomination and Trump crushes him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (9hauA)

45 22 Wait. So according to the Rick Wilson, both Trump and the Dem candidate will lose.

Whoa. Mind blown.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (u//oP)

46 They will literally do anything to disrupt and delegitimize Trump going forward, if not win outright via social disruption.
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (w+Z9D)

And how is that different than any other year?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (FTPn0)

47 He's a senile, dirty old man who should've been put out to pasture years ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

48 45
22 Wait. So according to the Rick Wilson, both Trump and the Dem candidate will lose.



Whoa. Mind blown.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (u//oP)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)

49 The people trying to 25th Amendment Trump are running this jellybrain.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

50 Dems also have no chance in OH and IA.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (HJ38S)

51 Who is this Corn Pop and can he help me win?

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)

52 20
Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.



If they want him as a puppet, they better start pulling some strings and speaking for him.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (dBiBP)
They are already keeping him from the cameras after 1pm each day. 'cause he gets tired, and gaffe prone. Plus it's naptime.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (N39Ws)

53 He's a senile, dirty old man who should've been put out to pasture years ago.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)


Hey now, let's not let him off the hook for being a soulless lying slanderous shitheel, too.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (t+qrx)

54 He has lost nothing. He's as sharp as he ever was.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (VaN/j)

55 under the bus he goes

Posted by: x at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (nFwvY)

56
They need Biden because demented or not, he is the least overtly Maoist of the pack so they think they can fool the public with him. In the unlikely event he beats Trump he will be a puppet being manipulated by Soros and company.

If he loses, no biggie since one of their alleged rising stars won't be tainted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)

57 Strap a couple of bolts onto Creepy Joe's neck and he could be Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: Nur Said at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (2Mnv1)

58 Joe Biden...strong democrat leadership and a loving gay black man who is actually a woman of color and and and other things!

Posted by: Hillary 'tuna boat' Clinton at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (yhf6w)

59 He's a senile, dirty old man who should've been put out to pasture years ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

Alligator!

Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (jYnPD)

60 Sorry that was for the last thread.

My contribution to global enwarmening is leaving my door open to the screened porch all year long so my lazy ass doesn't have to get up and let the cat in/out from/to the screened in porch.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (VcFUs)

61 Corn Pop - it's the hot new music genre out of Iowa, Joe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (u//oP)

62 Do you think he asked his SS detail if they preferred teeth 'in or out' during his skinny dipping sessions?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (iU/Pm)

63 Joe's so old his aneurysms have wrinkles.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

64 Hunter is counting on dear ol' dad to win the presidency so he can get in some more sweet grift.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

65 What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX8)

66 The Rick Wilson... grifted grifter, just the other day came up with black women can't stand Trump, as if The Rick Wilson knows thing one about the black woman vote that his wife's bull hasn't had to coach him on.

Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (rC0RO)

67 Styxenhammer666 on YouTube theorized Trump is putting this out so that the other candidates will become indignant and stop mocking his aged mind, so that Biden gets the nomination and Trump crushes him.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (9hauA)

Styx is a clever fellow. And that is exactly what happened when Trump made a move on AOC and the Gang of Other Three.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (FTPn0)

68 6
Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I do it year
round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells bad but hey.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)[\i]

I prop the door open and use the fridge light to keep a tally of all the times celebrities tell me to do something to save the planet and then turn around and do something to hurt the planet.

I'm running out of paper.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (IDjUx)

69 "Fremdschämen". Fremdschämen is the word you're looking for.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

Wow. Those Germans have a word for everything.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (xPJvm)

70 53 He's a senile, dirty old man who should've been put out to pasture years ago.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

Hey now, let's not let him off the hook for being a soulless lying slanderous shitheel, too.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (t+qrx)

I was trying to be succinct but you aren't wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

71 this fat soy-based baby bitch


Good thing you specified Rick Wilson, Ace - because that bit could've described a lot of NeverTrumpers and Cruiservatives.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (786Ro)

72 What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX


Which Rick Wilson? THE Rick Wilson, or one of those other Ricks Wilson?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (t+qrx)

73
Nice heads-up on Florida, Rick. Election night was hilarious.

"No Republican candidate can win without Florida."

Did you notice? If you subtracted Trump's Florida victory, he still would have won.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (M9ntN)

74
Rick Wilson criticizing the Democrats is like L'Osservatore Romano criticizing the Pope.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (7rVsF)

75 I think the Dems are keeping Biden around as a sacrificial lamb. If some of the bullshit they are heaving around sticks to Trump, they run Harris. If not, Biden into certain defeat.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (IDjUx)

76 It's not like Biden recently became a bad candidate. He's been a shitty candidate for decades!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

77 65 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX

He was Yeb!'s creature and something of a fixture for GOP politics in Florida.
And Twatter personality.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (xbWHd)

78 As a lifelong conservative and Republican...

Posted by: Dick Wilson at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)

79 What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8Q

Worked on campaigns for Connie Mack, Bush the Elder and did something or other for Dick Cheney.

In other words, a Bushie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (u//oP)

80 Florida is a strange state for pollsters. Everyone had Gillum beating DeSantis for Governor, but, IMO, DeSantis was the impetus that pulled Rick Scott into the win column. No one had DeSantis doing better than Scott.

Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

81 What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX

He has a head like a beach ball with jug ears.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (xPJvm)

82 Dear Old Slow Joe was always a sandwich shy of a picnic lunch in the brains department. But now it looks like he's missing the cookie for dessert as well.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (WRSbt)

83 Take 'em out, Trump, one by one.
Biden is a senile mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (bDqIh)

84 I'm surprised The Rick Wilson hasn't died of dehydration in his mother's basement, after compulsively masturbating to hentai for 72 hours straight.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (NWiLs)

85 Hard to feel sorry for a race baiting grifter.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (0iTi2)

86 79 Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (u//oP)

You forgot "he flies his own planes"....
Guy thinks he is Sky King, his Twatter feed was a mix of some insight and insane since the Bush era.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (xbWHd)

87 do you want to wrestle ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (M+Lyo)

88 It's not like Biden recently became a bad candidate. He's been a shitty candidate for decades!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

Trump used to call him One Percent since that was about the best he has polled for President until now.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (FTPn0)

89 He has a head like a beach ball with jug ears.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (xPJvm)

A Michael Moore, Bronco Bama love child?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (jYnPD)

90 Yeah, we were still using steel plates back then.

Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

91 73
Nice heads-up on Florida, Rick. Election night was hilarious.

"No Republican candidate can win without Florida."

Did you notice? If you subtracted Trump's Florida victory, he still would have won.



Yep! Every single network said that and every one was wrong.

Another meme they all had going was the "Latino surge defeats Trump." Watch the coverage - any coverage = and they all had that story teed up. Till it didn't happen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (u//oP)

92 Did you notice? If you subtracted Trump's Florida victory, he still would have won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


True... but shifting that back a few points also implies a loss of more points nationwide which costs DJT (at least) Michigan and Wisconsin.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (ykYG2)

93 I wonder what the Never trumpers will do if Trump wins a second term. The primordial screams of anguish will be unprecedented.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)

94 >>What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?


He is/was? a *air quotes* Republican campaign consultant.

Funny how they've all outed themselves as being not all that wedded to the GOP, huh?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (bDqIh)

95 Remain calm! All is well!

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (mrrpb)

96
"Fremdschämen". Fremdschämen is the word you're looking for.
Posted by: hogmartin

=====

Thank you, very useful word. Those Germans do have a sophisticated vocabulary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (M9ntN)

97 I want Trump to win in a landslide next year and I will take great joy in all the ritual seppuku at CNN, MSNBC...

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

98 Put on the record player.

You know, the Victrola.

Twenty-three skidoo!

Hubba, hubba!

It's the bee's knees.

Hotsy-totsy!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

Posted by: Joe "Boolah, Bollah" Biden at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (gAXBD)

99 I dreamed I was 'way out in front in my Maiden Form bra.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)

100

RunJoe Run!

Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Mj5En)

101 Jimmuh Carter threw Uncle Joe and Bernie under the bus today, according to my husband. Said they were "too old."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

102
True... but shifting that back a few points also implies a loss of more points nationwide which costs DJT (at least) Michigan and Wisconsin.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

======

I'm just talking about the raw numbers of that particular night. You could subtract 29 electoral votes and he'd still have won.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (M9ntN)

103 Yeah, we opened his head up, clipped the bleeders, cauterized those suckers, and installed the plate.
Good as fucking new.

Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

104 93 Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)

They are a gaggle of idiots who have no audience, and after another Trump win no relevance.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (xbWHd)

105

And how is that different than any other year?
Posted by: Oldcat


With Biden flailing so badly, I just foresee this becoming a watershed moment in political violence. They literally have NO ONE who can defeat Trump. That desperation will translate into outright bloodshed, I think.

Just being a worry-wart, I know, but 'twas foreseen.

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (w+Z9D)

106

Show us your tits!

Not you sir, I was speaking to the Fox News babes...

Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (Mj5En)

107 Jimmy Carter is eligible to run again! There's a precedent in Grover Cleveland. Come on, man, do iiit!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ykYG2)

108
I wonder what the Never trumpers will do if Trump wins a second term. The primordial screams of anguish will be unprecedented.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)


Would mass swims into the nearest large bodies of water be too much to ask?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

109 I'm a lifelong republican. I remember spending long days on the Reagan campaign trail with my parents as they tirelessly worked on his re-election, just as they had done for every republican president back to Eisenhower. The tone of that ad really gives me pause. This vicious attack on a great statesman like Joe Biden. Political differences is no reason for personal attacks. Trumps ads should be celebrating Joe and his accomplishments while highlighting some policies that he also might like to pursue if the public so chooses to re-elect him. These attack ads which make light of weaknesses in the other party is NOT. WHO. WE. ARE.

Posted by: Very Senior Citizen at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (wfdhz)

110 Put on the record player.

You know, the Victrola.

Twenty-three skidoo!

Hubba, hubba!

It's the bee's knees.

Hotsy-totsy!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

Posted by: Joe "Boolah, Bollah" Biden at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (gAXBD)


i laughed out loud

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (M+Lyo)

111
Another meme they all had going was the "Latino surge defeats Trump." Watch the coverage - any coverage = and they all had that story teed up. Till it didn't happen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

=====

Haha, woops. And what do you want to bet he improves that share in 2020? Ana Navarro will have una stroca.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (M9ntN)

112 28 Team D committing elder abuse putting him on stage and now getting him off.

Posted by: Scroob at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (FhXTo)


Phrasing.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (sdi6R)

113 You look at Cory Booker and you just wonder. But not for too long, because it is readily apparent that he is fiercely heterosexual.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (A3Ns9)

114 you know Rick Wilson is pissed about this. He was hot about Cory Lew yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)

115 108
I wonder what the Never trumpers will do if Trump wins a second term. The primordial screams of anguish will be unprecedented.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)

Would mass swims into the nearest large bodies of water be too much to ask?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

Mass cliff jumpings like lemmings. Alas, I fear it is not to be. Hell, they keep threatening to leave the country and won't even do that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

116 Cory Booker needs to date Ed Buck.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)

117
Joe Bidet maybe an ignorant goniffing moron, but he managed to become a Senator and then a VP all while taking bribes and lucre from everywhere and raking in millions.

Dumb and ignorant? Yes. Stupid? I should only be that stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ)

118 Black people love Biden. Especially the clean articulate ones.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (UUkQp)

119
Yeah, we opened his head up, clipped the bleeders, cauterized those suckers, and installed the plate.
Good as fucking new.
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon



********

Did you forget to hoover out the cobwebs?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (m45I2)

120
With Biden flailing so badly, I just foresee this becoming a watershed moment in political violence. They literally have NO ONE who can defeat Trump. That desperation will translate into outright bloodshed, I think.

Just being a worry-wart, I know, but 'twas foreseen.
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (w+Z9D)

They've already done bloodshed with Hodgkinson and Antifa. They've done election fraud since forever.

They've run out of things to do that are worse that what they routinely do.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (FTPn0)

121 GoJoe, keep up the good fight!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (MxIn6)

122 "Brutal" is exactly right.
More like this!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (vFhit)

123 Sssssshhhhhhh...

Posted by: Chouinard at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ua1m6)

124 Haha, woops. And what do you want to bet he improves that share in 2020? Ana Navarro will have una stroca.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (M9ntN)

If you're in the game
The stroca's the word

Posted by: Billy Squier at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

125 Here ya go. Jimmy Carter throws shade at 2020 Dems (NY Post):

https://tinyurl.com/y5mfhdn6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

126


Look, people have always been askin me about what I think, and I tell em. Whatdja have for breakfast, you probably don't know. Well, what I had...kids in schools dammit, we got to give kids schools. They can't be out doin stuff they need to be learnin!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (z8c2c)

127 Mr. Burns > Joe Biden

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

128 100

RunJoe Run!
Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Mj5En)

David Geddes, 1974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT2LGv-s3xQ

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)

129 54
He has lost nothing. He's as sharp as he ever was.

and he may find himself on a beautiful stage
next to a sweet young girl
and he may ask himself, well
how does her hair smell?

sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

130 I'm retired now, but I remember like it was yesterday. I kept my lunch to three martinis. Then during surgery he kept drooling and talking about paste.

Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

131
It's not like Biden recently became a bad candidate. He's been a shitty candidate for decades!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

Yes, utterly protected by little Del-unaware and then the nothingness of the vice presidency. It was all there all along for anyone to see, but nooooo. The Democrats had to vault him to a huge lead on the strength of his Obama-buddiness, and now they're seeing what they've done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (M9ntN)

132 That desperation will translate into outright bloodshed, I think.
---
I think it's quite possible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (hjaPQ)

133 Well, if Biden ends up toast, we've got Injun Warren to deal with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

134 I'm just talking about the raw numbers of that particular night. You could subtract 29 electoral votes and he'd still have won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (M9ntN)

Also, the argument before this assumes the rank order of the states is a fixed and known quantity. But when your polls are total shit like they were in 2016, why should you think that you have that ordering correct?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (FTPn0)

135

I dream of an America where an elected representative can stand on a stage in front of the news media and the public and proudly declare that they like to take a stiff dick up their butt.

And that person will be a woman.

Posted by: Senator Sin Enema at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (Mj5En)

136 Luckily for PT, Brenda Snipes had been neutered for the 2016 election. Bc she had pulled some of her typical bs to get DWS elected, she was under a court mandate that had folks looking over her shoulder. Plus, that 100k vote difference would have been difficult to create. However, Brenda probably would have tried, if it hadn't been for her other problems.

Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ZZDMQ)

137 48 45
22 Wait. So according to the Rick Wilson, both Trump and the Dem candidate will lose.

Whoa. Mind blown.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (u//oP)

You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)

Mitt Romney?

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (vFhit)

138 Jimmuh Carter threw Uncle Joe and Bernie under the bus today, according to my husband. Said they were "too old."


As opposed to the spritely, waifish, dewy-fresh Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

139 I'm a lifelong republican. I remember spending long days on the Reagan campaign trail with my parents as they tirelessly worked on his re-election, just as they had done for every republican president back to Eisenhower. The tone of that ad really gives me pause. This vicious attack on a great statesman like Joe Biden. Political differences is no reason for personal attacks. Trumps ads should be celebrating Joe and his accomplishments while highlighting some policies that he also might like to pursue if the public so chooses to re-elect him. These attack ads which make light of weaknesses in the other party is NOT. WHO. WE. ARE.


You forgot to add the phrase "concerned Christian conservative."

/do they teach nothing in troll school any more?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (gdfZ0)

140 The D party is splitting in two. A House divided against itself cannot stand, said some guy.

Half the party is batshit Commie crazy. The other half, which includes most blacks, don't want to lose reliable Uncle Sugar. They'll come to see that crazy Commies will kill their golden goose

Added drama is that the champion of one side can stroke out at any moment

Another drama is that Biden may never quit, and draft 15%'of the vote away from Warren right up to the Convention

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (eDUQ1)

141 I am I Joe Biden. The Lord of Delaware!

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

142 Crazy Uncle Joe has always been a piece of work

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

143 You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)



Why, Hillary 'Yes, I Accept Your Last Minute Nomination' Clinton.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (gdfZ0)

144 133 Well, if Biden ends up toast, we've got Injun Warren to deal with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)


The Oklahoma Land Crab, with the high pitched nasal whine?

She'll be destroyed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

145 Who here can imagine Jeb! coming in on the Dem ticket?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

146 Johnathon Herbert > Joe Biden

Posted by: Abraham "Grampa" Simpson at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (gAXBD)

147 There's no problem we face in this country that can't be solved with a good, high-fiber diet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (hjaPQ)

148 138 Jimmuh Carter threw Uncle Joe and Bernie under the bus today, according to my husband. Said they were "too old."


As opposed to the spritely, waifish, dewy-fresh Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

125 Here ya go. Jimmy Carter throws shade at 2020 Dems (NY Post):

https://tinyurl.com/y5mfhdn6
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (vFhit)

149 Joe's mental fitness - denied!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (32YRo)

150 145 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

Hopefully "The" Ricker ain't reading here it'd be hard for him to land the plane in time to see a doctor about his 5 hour erection.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (xbWHd)

151 Running Biden is like a NFL team fielding a quarterback that gets sacked every time the ball is snapped.

Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (K3B2k)

152 I wrote a great "Confession" for NBC! "I saw those activists dangling off the bridge in Houston, and I thought how much fun it would be to cut their ropes and watch them fall!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

153 You would think conservatives would be ready to squelch liberal violence. Particularly when urban cities will look like Johannesburg, while rural towns will quickly end their problem children. Why do we have all these guns, anyways?

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (+nx2S)

154 By the way, Jimmy Carter can *types* *deletes*.


Thanks a ton for Iran, you old entitled, elitist peanut farmer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

155 Liz Warren personifies "Assistant Manager's Worst Nightmare of a Customer."

She will not win.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (xPJvm)

156 Fremdschämen". Fremdschämen is the word you're looking for.
Posted by: hogmartin

Berlin has a place with "Fremdschämendamen"

Pricey, though (from what I hear).

Posted by: Miklos Piaf, non, rien de rien at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

157 Who here can imagine Jeb! coming in on the Dem ticket?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

Like other Never Trumpers, that would carry 0 republicans along and probably sink Dem support a few percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPn0)

158 you know Rick Wilson is pissed about this. He was hot about Cory Lew yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I saw that, Tom. Rick was blubbering all over the place about how Cory ruled his girls. His tears were florescent and lovely.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (32YRo)

159 The cheating and counting shenanigans will be legendary.

Posted by: Pinhead at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (UDD3A)

160 Andrew Cuomo is planning to ride into the Democrat Convention and fight for a brokered convention. He wants to avoid the primaries and then ride in clean with no mud into the convention.

One of his former staffers said he would be a great candidate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (gAXBD)

161 Because grudge over country.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

The Grudge Report. I like it.

Posted by: I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing McCain at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (xk7VN)

162 Supposedly there is a new brain cap that electrocutes the toxic proteins that cause alzheimers.

Joe's handlers will have him hooked up to one shortly.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (MxIn6)

163
Who here can imagine Jeb! coming in on the Dem ticket?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)



Like other Never Trumpers, that would carry 0 republicans along and probably sink Dem support a few percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPn0)


So we're for it, right?

Run Jeb! Run!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

164 They are leaking his name into the press rooms.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (gAXBD)

165 I posted this earlier, but it was buried in an avalanche of fascinating posts (/s) about garbage disposals:

RAS has Trump JA at 50/48 today. Highest I've seen it in several months. That would be an easy reelect number.

Even the MSM have acknowledged, with a heavy heart, that Trump's approval ratings have been on the upswing.

Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (Cssks)

166 The cheating and counting shenanigans will be legendary.
Posted by: Pinhead at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (UDD3A)

This is the part what worries me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (xPJvm)

167 Biden isn't smart but he has a cunning reptile brain, that's starting to fail him

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (eDUQ1)

168 151 Running Biden is like a NFL team fielding a quarterback that gets sacked every time the ball is snapped.

Posted by: 13times

Running Warren is like the Redskins fielding a communist quarterback that nags on you and won't stfu

Posted by: x at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (nFwvY)

169 Joe's mental fitness - denied!
Posted by: Boswell

"One doesn't expect him to speak well; the marvel is that he can do it at all"

Posted by: Miklos , paraphrasing Boswell or maybe Jonson at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)

170 I separate all my plastic so the garbage trucks have to make two trips to the dump. Then, they truck the plastic to the nearest seaport to put it on a ship to China. Said ship burns the nastiest fuel ever to combust as it plies the seas.

I throw out my glass bottles with the trash. I'm not a monster...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (5WpEK)

171 joe is toast. Next in line is that crazy injun.

Posted by: usntakim at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (0OmEj)

172 Yeah, the nurse may have dropped the plate on the floor once or twice, but we had the five second rule, too. And that nurse, talk about titty mundos. When she leaned over I could barely see the whole in his head, much less concentrate.
*wink, wink*

Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

173 I, for one, am against the brain cap.

How can we put a limit on someone's brain?

It's unconstitutional, I say!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (gAXBD)

174 *sings*


It's your campaign so get up there
You gotta sniff that young girl's hair
And grope her good before your speech
But something's hap'ning to your teeth

Clackety Clack (put your dentures back!)

Clackety Clack Clackety Clack
Clackety Clack Clackety Clack
Clackety Clack Clackety Clack
Put Your Dentures Back!

Posted by: The Zombie Coasters at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (pqyXj)

175

There's no problem we face in this country that can't be solved with a good, high-fiber diet.
Posted by: Joe Biden


That comment has made me laugh far too much for no reason I can readily discern.

LOL

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (w+Z9D)

176 Hey everybody.

Rick Wilson is sooo cute in that blue Dems cheerleader outfit he likes to wear. I especially like the knee socks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:31 PM (L2ZTs)

177 The whiter than white Indian is next but she is a whack job Communist through and through.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 06:32 PM (ZCEU2)

178 For a young black fellow, that Cory Booker doesn't have even a trace of a Negro accent. He likes the cock, but who doesn't?

Wait....did I say that?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

179 In Fairness to Crazy Joe, you'd be a little confused if you had a continuous loop of "She wore an itsy-bitsy tiny-weenie yellow polka-dot bikini" playing in your head 24/7.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

180 i light tire fires just to watch them burn.

Posted by: usntakim at September 18, 2019 06:33 PM (0OmEj)

181 133 Well, if Biden ends up toast, we've got Injun Warren to deal with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)


Reservations?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:33 PM (jYnPD)

182 >>>81 What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX)

He is one of those very very marginal figures who spends a LOT of time on Twitter, and therefore Twitter-Addicted people who are themselves halfway "Twitter Famous" think he's just the bee's knees.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

183 Berlin has a place with "Fremdschämendamen"

Pricey, though (from what I hear).
Posted by: Miklos Piaf, non, rien de rien at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)


I'm rackin' my brain trying to come up with a little quip on what sort of services could be retained there. Got nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)

184 Dear NBC - I don't recycle. At all. Because my refuse collection folks take all the stuff; garbage, bottles, cardboard, plastic, etc. from every bin and dump them into the same landfill.

I'm so ashamed.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Y4EXg)

185 They are not going to get rid of Biden. He's got gravvytoss.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

186 for reals, I remember going to blog convention type things and people acted like groupies around people with 20,000 twitter followers.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

187 "Climate Confessions

Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now
and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate
change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak
every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News."

..I don't think that they fully appreciate that the steak references are tapping into some of the most basic emotions. Everyone knows what it feels like to want to eat something and not be able to.

"Vote for us: we'll prevent you from eating your favorite food" is not just a losing platform for an election, it's a losing platform for "not getting pitched into the ocean"

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (eAshZ)

188 Mind blown indeed!

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (Hdg8X)

189 He has lost nothing. He's as sharp as he ever was.
..........

That's true. As for us, we may have misplaced a clamp and a sponge or two. And my chewing gum.

Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

190 Heh, Trump showing of his wall. It's being built contrary to libs portest.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (OAlmw)

191 Polls Polls Polls Polls... Polls and eggs, Polls sandwich, Polls and Beans....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (90T4r)

192 Mother?



Not Mother?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (9dzlp)

193 They are not going to get rid of Biden. He's got gravvytoss.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)


It's what plants crave.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

194
for reals, I remember going to blog convention type things and people
acted like groupies around people with 20,000 twitter followers.



Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)


Second look at re-joining Twitter?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

195 Political porn.
Biddy drinks lite, lite fast food looking sez my little political lite brigade will come by for your donations.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (9PtLS)

196 65 What is Rick Wilson's claim to fame, or even to attention?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX

The ugly sister in Heart ?

Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (xk7VN)

197 Don't want to sound like a Wonk, or anything....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (90T4r)

198 "Do you blast the A/C?"

Yeah all five of them. I offset the carbon by pooping in a hole though.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

199

How long till they take the confession page down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (aKsyK)

200 When asked if she thought it was time for her husband to drop out of the race, DOCTOR Jill Biden said, "Hell no! He's finally out of the house!"

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

201
Heh, Trump showing of his wall. It's being built contrary to libs portest.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (OAlmw)


It's classy and luxurious. He should have it painted gold. It would drive his enemies insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

202
Is Mullah gonna investigate the stolen pancakes?

btw, you do know who invented pancakes, don't you?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (7ynkn)

203 182 Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

Heh, "guilty" he and I were mutual followers once upon a time Ace.
I told a ways back you'd be a lot happier gone after I had quit.
"The" Rick was part of why I shrugged and said "f*ck it."

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (xbWHd)

204 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/climate-confessions-share-solutions-climate-change-n1054791

Climate Confessions
Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.

Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I do it year round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells bad but hey.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)

The thousands of pounds of SF6 I've released as a tracer gas for tests. The greens don't know my name, but they would recoil from me.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (x6+/6)

205 I live in an open-air pole barn with a smoke hole in the roof, which I heat with a mixture of virgin old-growth timber and high sulfur coal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (IRd4p)

206 Rick Wilson famously commented that the only Trump supporters were childless single men who masturbated to anime, therefore not serious people.

4chan's politics board took this as an insult. We then played numerical ouija, woke up an ancient Egyptian frog-headed Chaos god, and asked it to go kill Hillary Clinton.

We did not get the right numbers on that post to truly please Lord Kek, but he at least knocked her bitch ass out cold and had her thrown in the Scooby Van on camera.

Never fuck with the Meme Magic.

https://youtu.be/b89d1oip7WM


Posted by: /pol/ is always right at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (snxuX)

207 175




There's no problem we face in this country that can't be solved with a good, high-fiber diet.

Posted by: Joe Biden



That comment has made me laugh far too much for no reason I can readily discern.



LOL



Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (w+Z9D)

Agreed.
Diabeetus.

Posted by: Zombie Wilford Brimley at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (9dzlp)

208

Prions cause neurodegenerative disease by aggregating extracellularly within the central nervous system to form plaques known as amyloids, which disrupt the normal tissue structure. This disruption is characterized by "holes" in the tissue with resultant spongy architecture due to the vacuole formation in the neurons.[19] Other histological changes include astrogliosis and the absence of an inflammatory reaction.[20] While the incubation period for prion diseases is generally quite long, once symptoms appear the disease progresses rapidly, leading to brain damage and death.[21] Neurodegenerative symptoms can include convulsions, dementia, ataxia (balance and coordination dysfunction), and behavioural or personality changes.

Brain holes and "astrogliosis" made me think of Joe Biden.

He's a prion disease sufferer.

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (w+Z9D)

209 170 I separate all my plastic so the garbage trucks have to make two trips to the dump. Then, they truck the plastic to the nearest seaport to put it on a ship to China. Said ship burns the nastiest fuel ever to combust as it plies the seas.

I throw out my glass bottles with the trash. I'm not a monster...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (5WpEK)

China then dumps that plastic into a landfill, where parts of it makes it to the ocean.

A recent study done by a German group showed that the 10 biggest sources of sea pollution, were 8 Rivers in Asia, and 2 in Africa.

But I'm a monster because I don't recycle my plastic.

Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

210 Geez, I hadn't watched the debates so I didn't realize how bad off he was. He looks like he's about 10 minutes from being put in a home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (+lVUW)

211 Surprise surprise NBC News is doing a report on Buck AND they identified him as a prominent Democratic donor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (j3npP)

212 Second look at re-joining Twitter?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)


"Hey, baby. Have you seen my shelves?"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (jYnPD)

213 He is one of those very very marginal figures who spends a LOT of time on Twitter, and therefore Twitter-Addicted people who are themselves halfway "Twitter Famous" think he's just the bee's knees.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM



That's it, I need to quit Twitter. This time I mean it!

Posted by: J-Pod at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (786Ro)

214 I posted this Climate Confession: I had a lot of beans for lunch and made a long, squeaky toot from my rectum. I guess that involved methane. Should I light a match

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

215 4 Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)


They can use the 25th Amendment to officially push Joe out of the way of his Progressive Veep. Any Cabinet secretaries who don't go along will be asked by DNC thugs where they want to commit suicide: At home, or Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (AMIL/)

216 RAS has Trump JA at 50/48 today. Highest I've seen it in several months. That would be an easy reelect number.

Even the MSM have acknowledged, with a heavy heart, that Trump's approval ratings have been on the upswing.
Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (Cssks)

That can't possibly be true, because just the other day I saw a poll that said Bernie Sanders would beat Trump by 8 points. In Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)

217 Kamala fucked and sucked her way to the top. Don't think she's hit that glass ceiling yet, boys.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2Mnv1)

218
He has lost nothing. He's as sharp as he ever was.

and he may find himself on a beautiful stage
next to a sweet young girl
and he may ask himself, well
how does her hair smell?

sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (sGtp+)


Now I've a Talking Heads ear worm. Thanks.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (TdMsT)

219 Justice for Corn Pop!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (rnXGe)

220 Dem Donor Buck knew how to block methane emissions.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:41 PM (ykYG2)

221 Sane as he ever was, Sane as he ever was....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

222 That can't possibly be true, because just the other day I saw a poll that said Bernie Sanders would beat Trump by 8 points. In Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)

Corn Pop 52
Biden 48
Trump 0

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (j3npP)

223 The thousands of pounds of SF6 I've released as a tracer gas for tests. The greens don't know my name, but they would recoil from me.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (x6+/6)
\
I use hair products that contain the highest GWP chemicals I can find...gotta to get my big, sexy hair!

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

224 The delegates are coming to take Joe away. Ha, ha.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (ykYG2)

225
I think I was 11 or 12 when Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal debuted on the market, which is the perfect age for such things. It was an instant huge success.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (7ynkn)

226
"Vote for us: we'll prevent you from eating your favorite food" is not just a losing platform for an election, it's a losing platform for "not getting pitched into the ocean"

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (eAshZ)

Given that "let them eat steak" shows a level of compassion and realpolitik that Democrats do not currently have, they would be quite lucky to get the ocean. The Democrat politicians and donors who glut themselves on kobe beef and meth fueled orgies before recommending Greta Fuckberg would get their corpses strung from bridges after agonizing deaths.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (+nx2S)

227 The Rick Wilson... grifted grifter, just the other day came up with black women can't stand Trump, as if The Rick Wilson knows thing one about the black woman vote that his wife's bull hasn't had to coach him on.
Posted by: Inogame

So Dick Wilson's wife's bull is a dyke? So what does that make him a double super sized cuck? Being cucked by a dyke! Man that's some real pathetic stuff

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (R3pi1)

228 Anything with Cinnamon in it is a winner...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (90T4r)

229
It's classy and luxurious. He should have it painted gold. It would drive his enemies insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


With one of these at every mile marker:

https://tinyurl.com/y6fp6ytj

Posted by: Miklos, also classy at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (QzkSJ)

230 217 Kamala fucked and sucked her way to the top. Don't think she's hit that glass ceiling yet, boys.
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2Mnv1)

That was just the conference table.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:44 PM (jYnPD)

231
Anything with Cinnamon in it is a winner...


Posted by: kraken


Indeed.
Am I wrong in remembering Apple Jacks had a hint of cinnamon?

"A" is for Apple!
"J" is for Jacks!

I don't remember the rest of the jingle...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:45 PM (7ynkn)

232
This Rick Wilson character styled himself as a raging tough guy for marketing purposes, right? Testosterone level so high it crystallizes out of his blood stream, and the crystals block blood flow to regions of the brain responsible for self restraint, and all that?

The manly man act is supposed to finesse the lack of intelligence, I guess. If he rages hard enough, nobody will expect him to be smart, or even occasionally correct. Hulk smash...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 06:45 PM (hGuWq)

233 Sane as he ever was, Sane as he ever was....
Posted by: kraken

That won't be my beautiful house
That won't be my beautiful wife

Posted by: any Dem nominee at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

234 That was just the conference table.
Posted by: flounder,


Okay, we got our threadwinner, lads

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

235 Prominent deomcrat (sperm) donor? That buck guy should know what slaveowners called his g-g-g-g granpaw, but then his g-g-g-g granpaw knew his way around womens.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (UUkQp)

236 Anything with Cinnamon in it is a winner...


Posted by: kraken


Biden for America, now with 200% more cinnamon.

Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (jYnPD)

237 ATT wants to dump DirecTV. ha ha haaa I hope they both go down in flames.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

238 I think the ad went kind of easy on him. I'm sure they are just holding back in case he's the nominee.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

239 If "The"RickWilson was any more Republican, he'd bleed ivory. It's so obvious. He's the very definition of staunch.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2019 06:48 PM (6eEQ+)

240
Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?


That is as lucid as Joe will get.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 06:48 PM (pNxlR)

241 230 217 Kamala fucked and sucked her way to the top. Don't think she's hit that glass ceiling yet, boys.

She's done with those career-advancement moves, she's aged out of it, she's married to a nice SoCal Jewish lawyer.

She's stuck in the Senate forever, until some other Dem pol wins and sticks her in the Cabinet or something.

Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (8erNz)

242 Aprende a codificar.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (NMAzL)

243
If this quashing of California's stupid emissions standards goes through, NBC will be loaded with confessions of new car buyers, probably quite a few of them California Democrats who are sick of paying $3.50/gal for gas.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (M9ntN)

244
That reminds me, I still have a stupid satellite dish on my roof.
I bought the house like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:50 PM (7ynkn)

245 Here's an interesting, completely unrelated thing. Remember a month or so ago when the airline mechanic with the Muslim sounding name was arrested for sabotage? Remember how all you bigots immediately assumed he was a terrorist? Remember how you were told you were wrong, it was a collective bargaining ploy? I'm, yeah, prolly not.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:50 PM (87EdW)

246 Com'on....they are playing the rope-a-dope, they have to be. No one can be that stupid to believe these nut cases have a shot.

Question is who are they going to roll out next summer.

Posted by: Pliney at September 18, 2019 06:50 PM (nzKWW)

247 I saw Slusie shitting in a shoeshpine shoop

Posted by: Joey B. I can speech good! at September 18, 2019 06:51 PM (Zv1X1)

248 'Remember a month or so ago when the airline mechanic with the Muslim sounding name was arrested for sabotage?'

He was disgruntled so it was ok.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

249 242 Aprende a codificar.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (NMAzL)


{{{Miley}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 06:51 PM (TdMsT)

250 I know this topic was covered in an earlier thread, but I was shocked with my local ABC station's coverage of Ed Buck last night.

They had it right on the screen: "DEMOCRATIC donor Ed Buck arrested". Hillary was mentioned in the story too.

Don't know if that's good news or not. I would hope it is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

251 Turns out his gruntle was likely dissed by isis.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (87EdW)

252
Remember how you were told you were wrong, it was a collective bargaining ploy?

Posted by: Farmer Bob

======

I actually believed that. Between unions and ISIS, I thought unions were just as likely.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (M9ntN)

253 Felons can now vote in floriduh! For every republican white collar and drug dealer who register their will be 10 black and brown felons who register as democrats. Also clinton lost mi. 10,000 votes penn. by 43,000 votes wi. by 22,000 votes (75,000 total) as democrats voted for jill stein over hilbot. (stein 135,000 total) helot will not be on ballot in 2020 as democrats came home in 2018.

Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (mJRxU)

254 @248: He was denied bail today because prosecutors have shown a link to him communicating with ISIS.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

255 250 I know this topic was covered in an earlier thread, but I was shocked with my local ABC station's coverage of Ed Buck last night.

They had it right on the screen: "DEMOCRATIC donor Ed Buck arrested". Hillary was mentioned in the story too.

Don't know if that's good news or not. I would hope it is.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

They are up to something....
they are Always up to something...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (90T4r)

256 Yeah, I didn't understand why union terrorism was okay either. Bernie I guess.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (87EdW)

257 Blog conventions? Blog conventions???


*grits teeth refrains from snark

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (R3pi1)

258 237 ATT wants to dump DirecTV. ha ha haaa I hope they both go down in flames.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)


ATT bought Directtv Now, jacked up the price by 25 percent, and left customers for 3 weeks with nothing but glitches.

I detest ATT.

I'm thinking about PlayStation Vue or Sling.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (TdMsT)

259 That Biden video is all the evidence I need to convict the Tricky Ds of Elder Abuse. For god's sake, some silicon valley tech viz develop a Joe Hologram to do his campaign events.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Lg/Uq)

260 "Show me your friends and I'll show you your future."

Hillary's friends: Ed Buck, Jeffrey Epstein, John Podesta, Richard Mays, NXIVM Sex Cult. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (gAXBD)

261 What's this about Joe Buck being arrested sodomizing young men?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Vt61E)

262 Somebody has to tell me if that's the real raimondo before I feed it to the generator. I can't tell any more.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

263 Ben Carsons response to CA's request for help with their homeless crisis.

"LOLGF"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Zv1X1)

264 Ever since they outlawed plastic shopping bags I've had to go down to the ocean and strangle baby sea turtles and baby dolphins by hand. Have you any idea how time consuming that is? Sheesh.


Every day, the Left makes it harder and harder to destroy the planet. Curse them!

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (T6OXT)

265

I cannot WAIT for this Fagocratic Debate.

Oh man...

Ed Buck was a good friend!



Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (z8c2c)

266 The MFM is "worried" if Biden can survive a campaign. Really? That's the overarching concern? Not that a campaign that might kill him is simply the precursor to the job of President, the most difficult position on Earth?

We all know they want him as a stuffed puppet, but for the sake of appearance of patriotism, do they really want to put a mentally challenged and diminished capacity person (who is deteriorating before our eyes) at the top? That's cruel both to Biden AND a country.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (6eEQ+)

267 Kumala dropped to 5% from 18. Sloejoe is going down faster than Kumala in the office. It will be Liawatha. God help us all if she wins.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (KBY7Z)

268 kraken, wouldn't surprise me if Ed Buck is next in line for the Epstein treatment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)

269 Somehow I don't think that the Bollard is who they're gonna roll out next year...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:55 PM (90T4r)

270 These are brutal questions.

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)

271 268 kraken, wouldn't surprise me if Ed Buck is next in line for the Epstein treatment.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)


Now if we bundled in Jack Buck.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (90T4r)

272 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (T6OXT)

273


"If he rages hard enough, nobody will expect him to be smart, or even occasionally correct. Hulk smash..."

Then you look at him and he looks like a moldy pear left in the back of a basement fridge.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (z8c2c)

274 231
Anything with Cinnamon in it is a winner...




Posted by: kraken

Indeed.
Am I wrong in remembering Apple Jacks had a hint of cinnamon?

"A" is for Apple!
"J" is for Jacks!

I don't remember the rest of the jingle...


i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)

275 Kamala was never going anywhere. Women resent women who sleep their way up the ladder.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (87EdW)

276 I have been attacked by monkeys on two separate occasions. My word as a Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)

277 God help us all if she wins.

She's not going to win.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (dUJdY)

278 Ever since they outlawed plastic shopping bags I've had to go down to the ocean and strangle baby sea turtles and baby dolphins by hand. Have you any idea how time consuming that is? Sheesh.


Every day, the Left makes it harder and harder to destroy the planet. Curse them!
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (T6OXT)

Thank goodness for Japanese fishermen! Fuck you whalur and Dolphin!

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (gmo/4)

279 Never mind the bollards, here's the poop knives!

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (EgshT)

280
"A" is for Apple!
"J" is for Jacks!

I don't remember the rest of the jingle...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:45 PM (7ynkn)


I love cinnamony fruity CORN POPS

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (M+Lyo)

281 Somebody has to tell me if that's the real raimondo before I feed it to the generator. I can't tell any more.

I thought it was encrypted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (xkSJa)

282 Joe Biden is quite simply, pathetic.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (T6OXT)

283 254 @248: He was denied bail today because prosecutors have shown a link to him communicating with ISIS.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

golly

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (vFhit)

284 Mine: I set the air conditiong at 64 and the heat at 80, and leave the windows open because I like the smell of the outside.

Mine: Similar. I keep the door open on the refrigerator at its coldest setting and the oven door open at "broil" because the cat seems to like it.

I actually live outside due to my cat allergy.

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (JXKKq)

285
i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.


Christ Almighty

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (7ynkn)

286 274


i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)


As in... " let's get Mikey , or Mika, to eat it.... she'll eat anything"????? These Progs are Funny.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (90T4r)

287 The Nomination is gonna be Warren's. Think about all the supporters of the more liberal candidates, like Beto and Booker. They're not going to move over to Biden, they're going to Warren.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)

288 Climate Confessions
---
Sometimes when I go to the sweat lodge I'm not really interested in sweating. I'm interested in dick.

Posted by: Lieawatha at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (hjaPQ)

289 Story at PJ Media that there's gonna be a remake of The Princess Bride.

Of course, this time the Princess will be trans...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

290 kraken, wouldn't surprise me if Ed Buck is next in line for the Epstein treatment.

-
A severe slap-on-the-wrist threatening?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)

291 Kamala is going to lose in the primary, lose the next Senate race in California and become a lobbyist in Washington DC.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (gAXBD)

292
g'early evenin', 'rons

The 2019 Michigan MoMe is this weekend!!!

Join us September 20 & 21 in the greater metropolitan area of Chelsea, Michigan for the festivities.

Friday night, we dine in Hell. Literally. We'll be at the Hell Saloon in Hell, Michigan for dinner around 6:30-ish. After dinner, we'll return to the cabin campsite built on the cursed ancient Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane for ukulele practice.

During the day on Saturday, we'll be hanging out at the cabin, whittling entire trees into toothpicks & just generally relaxing. The roundtable discussion topic this year is "IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?", followed by small unit tactics practice.

Saturday evening we'll go in to town for diner at the BBQ joint around 4:30; after which we'll return to the campsite for a large thermal event & pants-less dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land.

Click the link in the sidebar (or in my nick) for more details.

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (KCxzN)

293 276
I have been attacked by monkeys on two separate occasions. My word as a Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)

and I killed them and had them for dinner!

Posted by: Joey B at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Zv1X1)

294 Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.

If I share my anonymous confession with the priests/ministers of Church of Mother Gaia and repent for (shhhhh; don't tell anyone) using a plastic straw and cooking a steak every two weeks, beat my breast and ask forgiveness can I be forgiven my transgressions and achieve ecological perfection in this life and as much joy as possible romping in the here and now with Mother Gaia's female acolytes?

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 18, 2019 07:00 PM (j0JAA)

295 I have been attacked by monkeys on two separate occasions. My word as a Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)

and I killed them and had them for dinner!
Posted by: Joey B at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM



I keep their hair in a snuff box for old times' sake.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)

296 294 Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.

If I share my anonymous confession with the priests/ministers of Church of Mother Gaia and repent for (shhhhh; don't tell anyone) using a plastic straw and cooking a steak every two weeks, beat my breast and ask forgiveness can I be forgiven my transgressions and achieve ecological perfection in this life and as much joy as possible romping in the here and now with Mother Gaia's female acolytes?
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 18, 2019 07:00 PM (j0JAA)



Sounds like a solid plan....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)

297 My NBC confession? I use one square.

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (9m9TT)

298 MoMe sounds like great fun. Wish I could come, wish everyone the best and safe travels.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (87EdW)

299 Joe has always been as dumb as a bag a coal from his native Scranton,PA. Now he wants to end coal mining and the gas tracking that brought good paying jobs back to north east PA. If his family had stayed here instead of fleeing to Delaware when things got a little tough, old Joe would have probably been one of the politicians caught and jailed in the kids for cash scheme. He's that corrupt and stupid.

Posted by: Cosda at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (z1SYY)

300 They're not going to move over to Biden, they're going to Warren.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)

Yep. They are so far left Biden is a Goldwater.

Posted by: Joey B at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Zv1X1)

301 i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)
As in... " let's get Mikey , or Mika, to eat it.... she'll eat anything"????? These Progs are Funny.....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (90T4r)

except this time, after the other boys say that, Fem Mikey will jump and say "See? THIS is what the Patriarchy does! THIS is what I been talkin' bout! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! And Eat Life Cereal!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)

302 Sounds like fun Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

303 Why would Kamala lose a primary? Hasn't she been in the Senate for a while and as a Dem assured of her seat?

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (j0JAA)

304 Fracking not tracking.

Posted by: Cosda at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (z1SYY)

305 Although I will not be able to attend this particular MiMoMe, I highly recommend them. I am still recovering from our adventure at the MSU "Meat Lab." Plus... Hell. I have been to Hell and highly recommend it.

/it's not what you think. Really.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (gdfZ0)

306 "I have been attacked by monkeys on two separate occasions. My word as a Biden."

Are you calling me. . . . a . . .

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (gAXBD)

307 Comrade Warren is going to tell her future subjects their health care firearms, fuel sources will all be curtailed, and illegals will be all welcome.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)

308 I'll be playing the ukulele in solidarity!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Zv1X1)

309 My NBC confession ....I always flush twice.

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (nzKWW)

310
Carmela just got in the Senate when boxer retired, in '14 or '16.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (7ynkn)

311 My NBC confession? I use one square.
Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (9m9TT)


One square = 100 square feet

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (1g7ch)

312 With the MOME. gees...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Zv1X1)

313 Biden was pathetic in the 2012 campaign, Obama had to keep him buried for most of it. They only brought him out for the debate because, I hate to admit it, Obama had better read on how bad Paul Ryan was at debates than most of us.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (4thlk)

314 309- you have to - a soiled Depends won't go down with just one.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (87EdW)

315 they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey

You go, girrrl! *hic* *thud*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (EgshT)

316
I can attest: they have soft-serve ice cream & putt-putt golf in Hell

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (KCxzN)

317 A MoMe is where the Horde gets together at Golden Corral, and samples Everything but the salads, right? and then grab a keg or three and drive out to an isolated country road???

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)

318 republicans match democrat ed buck with state senator mike follmer r-lebonon penn. busted for child porn. Republicans can always beat democrats in number of perverts.

Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (mJRxU)

319 I highly recommend them. I am still recovering from our adventure at the MSU "Meat Lab."

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (gdfZ0)

You guys thought Beyond Meat was just a soy product! Have I got news for you: Phase 2 Beyond is gonna be a doozy.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (+nx2S)

320 "See? THIS is what the Patriarchy does! THIS is what I been talkin' bout! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! And Eat Life Cereal!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)

...and then show her boobs because fem monkey power!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (Zv1X1)

321 I'm not wiping my ass with architectural shingles silly.

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (9m9TT)

322 Cinnamon toasty Kaboom Jacks.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (tH5fk)

323 He was denied bail today because prosecutors have shown a link to him communicating with ISIS.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (gmo/4)



golly

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (vFhit)

----
Suprise, Suprise Suprise....

i never saw this coming Sarge!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (makEl)

324 Joe Biden is the smartest candidate the democrats have.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (Z+IKu)

325 317 A MoMe is where the Horde gets together at Golden Corral, and samples Everything but the salads, right? and then grab a keg or three and drive out to an isolated country road???

Posted by: kraken



and build a white man's fire and sing karaoke?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)

326 Rainmando with the incisive wit. You wound me, dude.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (hjaPQ)

327 Dear NBC..I admit it. It was me. I put the ram in the ramalama ding dong!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (rBtIz)

328
These Peloton tv ads are annoying.

They charge $58/month to let you stream a "live" spin class at your home.
Plus, you have to buy the exercise bike, I'd assume.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (7ynkn)

329 I'm trying to come up with a way to link Attack Watch to a Climate Change Confession.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (COzlW)

330 324
Joe Biden is the smartest candidate the democrats have.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Buttigieg followed by Warren. Bear in mind the difference between smart and wise.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

331 Someone needs to tell Joe that he really needs the Vietnamese vote.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (gAXBD)

332
They make a generic Apple Jacks.

brb...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:08 PM (7ynkn)

333 I use an old smokey chainsaw to cut up beer cans into chaff and strew them in the path of migratory birds.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 07:08 PM (UUkQp)

334 Soothsayer, those Peloton bikes are the latest fashion accessory for trendy millennials making six figures or more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

335 I use an old smokey chainsaw to cut up beer cans into chaff and strew them in the path of migratory birds.
Posted by: Eromero



Doing the Lord's Work.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (tH5fk)

336 The Peloton is a household internet spy central device with a wheel and pedals.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (bttOm)

337 Carmela just got in the Senate when boxer retired, in '14 or '16.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (7ynkn)

2016. She won by a margin of a little over 1%, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (O4YGa)

338 Tommy Robinson forces police to arrest guy who's youtubing threats against, him, his wife, his kids and English people:

Thread w/ videos here:

https://tinyurl.com/y37jnfw2

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (cF8AT)

339 A Justin Trudeau blackface photo from 2001 just materialized on Twatter.

Comedy Gold, Jerry:

https://time.com/5680759/justin-trudeau-brownface-photo/

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (xgyDD)

340 Posted by: raimondo

I see you're still working on the anal insertion therapy . How's that working so far? Any progress?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (R3pi1)

341 Apple Jacks makes a great safe word.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (6OoFY)

342
Some names of generic Apple Jacks:

Apple Blasts
Apple Floats

And this is my favorite:

Frosted Apple Cinnamon Rings. Catchy, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (7ynkn)

343 NOOD

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (ZFlLo)

344 Someone needs to tell Joe that he really needs the Vietnamese vote.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (gAXBD)

Easy squeezie. They're the ones with the dry cleaning places and Hitachi joints, right? I love those guys!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (Izzlo)

345 @340 I see the repressed homosexual closet queens accusing others what they fear in themselves.

Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (mJRxU)

346 Those Peloton bikes are wonderful. I'm on my third one.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (EgshT)

347 Rick Wilson. Hardest hit.

Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)

348 243
If this quashing of California's stupid emissions standards goes through, NBC will be loaded with confessions of new car buyers, probably quite a few of them California Democrats who are sick of paying $3.50/gal for gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (M9ntN)



You know....as much as I normally loathe the nonsense that comes from this state, I do remember nasty smog alerts. Assuming CA emissions standards account for real things like levels of Hydrocarbons, CO, Ozone, etc. and not eco-ninny nonsense like levels of CO2, I would be in favor of keeping them up.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ujg0T)

349 The lefty resistors will vote for Liawatha without batting and eye. They were willing to vote for Hillary-your-corrupt-highness. Heck, we almost got stuck with a totally corrupt Tallahassee politician gay dude trying to pass himself as hetero just because black in the FL governorship.

Oh, and he was going to raise taxes through the roof. He got millions of voters.

Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ASbaS)

350 Well, if Biden ends up toast, we've got Injun Warren to deal with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)


The Oklahoma Land Crab, with the high pitched nasal whine?

She'll be destroyed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

-------

Warren does quite a good song and dance,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FyyVwYEds

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (+0uDE)

351 Rick Wilson. Hardest hit


These Rinos. They hate us. They really, really hate us.

Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ASbaS)

352 351 Rick Wilson. Hardest hit

These Rinos. They hate us. They really, really hate us.
Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ASbaS)



I USED to forgive them and just thought they were wobbly, but increasingly it DOES seem like they are in on all the scams.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

353 I don't think the Islamic airline mechanic was influenced by ISIS. I think he was influenced by his culture's massive disregard for human life and tendency to respond with deadly violence at the slightest sign of frustration. Like the Pakistani rapist in Australia whose legal defense strategy was "I didn't realize it was against your culture not to rape whores...I mean...unaccompanied women." Cultural differences that boil down to this. They don't recognize evil, except for the evil of not giving them what they want immediately.

Posted by: Downcast at September 18, 2019 07:19 PM (p6Q7Q)

354

You know....as much as I normally loathe the nonsense that comes from this state, I do remember nasty smog alerts. Assuming CA emissions standards account for real things like levels of Hydrocarbons, CO, Ozone, etc. and not eco-ninny nonsense like levels of CO2, I would be in favor of keeping them up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ujg0T)

The US wide emission standards are almost as strict as the CA standards.

What will make a big difference is to get the older, pre-2000 vehicles off the road. Jay Lenos 1968 restored muscle car puts out 10-100 times as much pollution as a modern car. That old beater the illegal immigrant is driving? No tune up, oil burning, a cylinder not firing? That creates pollution. The kind of car you smell for miles as you catch up to it on the freeway.

That is pollution.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (+0uDE)

355 Climate Confessions

Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now
and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate
change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak
every week?


*****

I grill a couple of steaks every other day. Did the nazis decide every thing they don't like is going to kill us all from "climate chaos"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2019 07:21 PM (h1jJh)

356 I'm old enough to remember when it was Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

357 See, this is just begging for the Horde to go put their top notch snark to use.

My entry: "I bought a way too large house on Martha's Vineyard that will use more energy than 10 middle class households."

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (6XLoz)

358 Asa I said last thread Justine was tossing his Guy's salad when the guy sharted

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (BqBId)

359 I idle my work truck all day so it is nice and cool at all times.

This is going to be a spectacular 14 months.

Posted by: Garbone at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (4lHJo)

Ilhan Omar Tweeted To Her Father, Nur Said, Who Just Happens to Also Be Her Ex-Husband's Father. Then She Deleted The Tweet.

Ilhan Omar may have a different last name than her brother Elmi, but they share a father.

She denies this, but in 2013, she thanked "Allah" for a father like Nur Said.

Nur Said just happens to also be her ex-husband's father as well.

Recently she deleted this tweet. She sent out a flack to lie and claim Nur Said isn't her father's name, it's just a... nickname. It's just a nickname she uses for her father which just happens to also be the real legal name of her ex-husband's father.




More from Powerline.

Case closed: Ilhan "Omar," actually Ilhan Nur Said, entered the country originally by fraud, posing under an assumed name, and then later committed fraud again by marrying her actual biological brother.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:44 PM




Comments

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1 "She's her own grandpaw..."

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:45 PM (DJFLF)

2 Sheeit

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:45 PM (kS4cA)

3 Foist

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (heH44)

4 Send this evil bitch back to Somalia.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

5 That wrap around her head conceals a big ass egg sac.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (DJFLF)

6 It's a nur said, she said situation

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:47 PM (kS4cA)

7 3
Foist

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (heH44)

De-NIED

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:47 PM (DJFLF)

8 When I was in school, every third guy had the nickname of Nur Said.

Like "Tiny" or "Stretch".

Posted by: Miklos, called "El Guapo" at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (QzkSJ)

9 nuff said

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (786Ro)

10 This gets too damned confusin'!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (so+oy)

11 Listen to what the Sur said

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (kS4cA)

12 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (ClOmq)

13 Send her on the next plane to Mogadishu. Do not pass go, do not collect Congressional benefits.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (J+mig)

14 And yet.

In Congress.

/spit

Now you see why the Founder's did not give us a Democracy, nor did they want everyone to have the vote.

Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

15 She meant "He said", yeah. that's the answer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

16
You can't spell "incest" without "Islam".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (pNxlR)

17 Forget it, Jake.

It's Somali-town.

Nothing will come from this, because it's only those nut house right-wing bloggers in their pajamas writing about this.

Not serious people, like at the New York Times.

She easily gets re-elected in 2020.

And....this is how Republics die. Out in broad daylight, with stupid people in charge.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (vcOmj)

18 She's agrifter, lier, and ...

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (B5K06)

19 And yet nothing will happen to her

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (O2RFr)

20 When I was in school, every third guy had the nickname of Nur Said.

Like "Tiny" or "Stretch".




Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (ALaia)

21


Yeah, but she's black, so it's ok for her to be this way dammit!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (CEmDw)

22 The deleted tweet says it all.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (JoUsr)

23 And I cannot spell.
...Liar.

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (B5K06)

24 *checks Google Translate*

Oh. "Nur Said" is the local Somali lingo for "Bubba".

Posted by: Miklos, linguistificating at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (QzkSJ)

25 One would think that a US Attorney might be interested in such an obvious case of fraud by a Member of Congress, but that only seems to happen when it's a Republican.

Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (ZZDMQ)

26 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (8w3qu)

27 Send her back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (jYnPD)

28 She put the brother in brotherfucker

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (2cfUo)

29 5 That wrap around her head conceals a big ass egg sac.
Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (DJFLF)

Centaurian Brain Slug.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (J+mig)

30 9 nuff said
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (786Ro)

Sho Nuff?

Posted by: Bruce Leroy at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

31

Glad you finally got this out there, Ace. This woman should be kicked out of Congress.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

32 Case closed: Ilhan "Omar," actually Ilhan Nur Said, entered the country
originally by fraud, posing under an assumed name, and then later
committed fraud again by marrying her actual biological brother.



Which appears to be perfectly legal, if her punishment is any indication.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (HaL55)

33 Listen to what the Sur said"

"you can hear the people say that love is blind..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (6qErC)

34 According to well-known tenets of Sharia law, it's not incest if it gets you a green card.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (hdzef)

35 30 9 nuff said
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (786Ro)

Sho Nuff?
Posted by: Bruce Leroy at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

Who's the master?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

36 26 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar

Did she claim that?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

37 Now you see why the Founder's did not give us a Democracy, nor did they want everyone to have the vote.
Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)


^^^^^^
Yep.

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (B5K06)

38 Nur Said
Nurse Ed

Ed Buck is her father??

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

39 Yes, but we still haven't settled the question of whether they schtupped.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

40 This is just a distraction from her being anti-American Marxist and a truly awful human being.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (1ISKN)

41 (Most Americans don't know that in most Muslim countries, the surname is actually the father's name)

I don't know about Somali custom but in Arab custom, the name is a complex of "Abu [your best child] Mynamehere Ibn [dad]".

Very close to Viking custom where you get Snorri Sigurdson, or to Irish/Scottish where you get Drunky MacWhiskey, or Welsh Dafydd map Owain (usually > Bowen).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (ykYG2)

42 "Tell Me What, I. Said"

Hey mama, don't treat us wrong
Why do you hate this country all night long?
All right now, hey hey, all right

See the girl with the wedding rings
She knows about the bigamy-thing
All right now now now, hey hey, hey hey

Tell Col. Said, who you call "Pa"
I'm gonna send you back to Somalia
Oh yes, ma'm, you don't do right, don't do right
Aw, play it now, Pa

When you see me in the visa line
Come on, sis, help me get mine
Now yeah, all fraud, all the time, aw play it, bro

When you see a Blackhawk Down
That's when its time to sneak out of town
Now yeah, hey hey, all right

See the girl with the head dress on
She can play the victim all night long
Yeah yeah, what I. Said, all right

Well, tell me, Ilhan Said
Tell me what, I. Said, right now
Tell me what, I. Sayeed
Tell me what, I. Said, right now
Tell me what, I. Said
Tell me what, I. Said, yeah

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Ndje9)

43 Happy hump day to ewok-blogger Ace - I am forever grateful he's not Allahpundit.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (786Ro)

44 If she were a Republican, this would be on the front page of the N.Y. Times.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (wiXsO)

45 Who, specifically, has the 'jurisdiction' to prosecute, or at least look into her immigration fraud? Honest question, because I don't know how this labyrinth works.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (JoUsr)

46
Her story about her father's "nickna