Revealed: Rashida Tlaib was Ejected from 2016 Trump Rally for Disrupting It and Acting Like a Lunatic

The speech was interrupted fourteen times.

As this crazy jihadette was ejected from the forum, she accused everyone else there of being "crazies."

Video and pictures at the link. Or, here:



Meanwhile...



She also bragged of her dual loyalty. Though is it even dual?



Let's check in with the other members of Squad Jihad:





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:00 PM




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1 New post! Like clockwork!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (YcLo4)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (bczF/)

3 Damn. Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (bczF/)

4 Put that Burka on Michael, don't make make myself perfectly clear.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (gdTDb)

5 Odd how acting like a spoiled child is a common denominator with the left

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (pUDQf)

6 "Tiny hands! Tiny hands! All you've got is tiny hands!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (YcLo4)

7 I still like the person who yelled at Tlaib to "get a job!"

But yeah she is more fruity than a box of Fruit Loops

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (kbJA/)

8 Hate to be in the express lane and behind her at the grocery store.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (hKi6n)

9 Very bouncy.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (O6DoG)

10 We have jihadis in the wire. Launch final fires. Repeat, launch final fires.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (UUkQp)

11 I guess the "squad" would be the equivalent if Republicans elected 4 Roy Moores and decided they were going to be the face of the GOP.

Trump really set a trap making these women have an even higher profile.

Posted by: Blago at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (UfkIY)

12

What about scarecrow's brain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (aKsyK)

13 Rashida is Rancida.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (tVQUs)

14 So...crazy bitch. But we knew this already.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

15 One of Michigan's Dem senators (Peters) is up for re-election next year.

I'm sure he loves having this fine, patriotic woman serve as the face of the Democrat party.

John James needs to demand Peters respond to each and every utterance she makes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (bczF/)

16 Lotta beef on the hoof with Jihad Velma.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (6/uwW)

17 Yes, I'm sure Rhasida Tlaaib is all about serving Palestinians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (+0VWg)

18 But Meghan McCain insists Trump is racist!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

19 She seems nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Z/1Kk)

20 Since when did Gaza and the West Bank become a state? Was that one of Barky's 57 states?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

21


LOL. You're an animal! Get a job!

What a miserable sow she is, and that face...holy shit.

She looks like Tommy Hearns a little.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (z8c2c)

22

Juan Williams made sure to bring up the Louisiana cop's remark about a "round."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

23 With her loud mouth, she'd last less than a day living in "Palestine."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

24 Tlaib goes to Gaza holding a book that says "To serve Paleostinians."

Someone yells out, "it's a cookbook!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (kbJA/)

25 Figuring you'd come out about even if you were condemned to lay pipe into Tlaib's alleged hoo-hoo or given a polonium booster shot.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (XW90+)

26 In other news two south Lousiana cops were fired today after one posted on Facebook that AOC "needs a round" (bullet) and the other for clicking the Like button.

https://tinyurl.com/y43l58fy

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (rnXGe)

27 One of Michigan's Dem senators (Peters) is up for re-election next year.

I'm sure he loves having this fine, patriotic woman serve as the face of the Democrat party.

John James needs to demand Peters respond to each and every utterance she makes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (bczF/)

It's also worth pointing out, Peters is (supposedly) the less popular of Michigan's Senators.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tVQUs)

28 New post! Like clockwork!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (YcLo4)

Tick Tock?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (BiNEL)

29 It seems Trump has hit the mother lode with Al Squada, and he is going to mine that for all he can get.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (GZCaY)

30
Trump really set a trap making these women have an even higher profile.


What makes it perfect is that they are so un-selfaware that they don't realize they are getting mocked.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (gdTDb)

31 26
In other news two south Lousiana cops were fired today after one posted
on Facebook that AOC "needs a round" (bullet) and the other for clicking
the Like button.

https://tinyurl.com/y43l58fy


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (rnXGe)

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Are we sure he wasn't saying she needed to mix a round of drinks? You know, former bartender.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (bczF/)

32 Yes, I'm sure Rhasida Tlaaib is all about serving Palestinians.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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So, what goes with Palestinians? Goat? Baba Ghanoush?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Z/1Kk)

33 She means her roots in Judea.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (/O9R9)

34 Little known fact:

She wrote "50 Shades of Goat" under a pseudonym.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

35 The SJW profile and Trump hate is nothing compared to her dual loyalties and why she should leave America.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

36 It's also worth pointing out, Peters is (supposedly) the less popular of Michigan's Senators.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tVQUs)

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Peters is practically invisible. First-termer. Stabenow's been in public life forever, but Peters isn't well known.

If John James runs hard, he's got the best shot of taking a GOP senate seat here in two decades.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (bczF/)

37 @22" "Juan Williams made sure to bring up the Louisiana cop's remark about a 'round.'"

Gutfeld's the only reason that The Five isn't produced by a basic AI screenwriting bot, and I give programmers other two years until they figure out how to make his usual madness more lifelike.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (YcLo4)

38 Tlaib----The Voice of Radio Burka Nation

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (XW90+)

39 Yeah Barista Doll Eyes Alex. It would be easier to read that as she needs to serve a round.

But someone will insist an Apple is a Banana no matter what. Greivence is all they got going for them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (kbJA/)

40 Trump really set a trap making these women have an even higher profile.

Posted by: Blago at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (UfkIY)

By daring, Trump forced the Democrats to embrace these four as the public face of the party. Now the Democrats are stuck with them. I call this winning and I am not tired of it .

Who Dares WIns.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (GZCaY)

41 Since when did Gaza and the West Bank become a state? Was that one of Barky's 57 states?


Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

When the bridge was completed.

Posted by: Vox at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (q1Pj5)

42 Just out of nowhere, I just wondered whatever happened to Col. Ralph Peters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

43 > Rashida is Rancida.
Rancida is good, but I prefer Ratsheeta.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (GDooN)

44 I'll only say this..... Transpocalypse Now has opened my eyes and ruined famous "women" forever.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (ym5eo)

45 She'd get the Rachel Corrie treatment if she ever set foot in that shithole.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (/O9R9)

46 She's doing the work of the deep state, why would any of this affect her ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (pbg54)

47 I fuckin hate them all. I'd say that his scrunt Talib should go back to Samaria but I do not want her there either. Kandahar would be a good place for her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (p0A33)

48 No one in their right mind would want these Harpies dead, their walking political commercials.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (BbGew)

49 She needs some crossfit.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

50

brb, rigor mortisin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (Jy6ww)

51 PDT uses "targeted language"? Does that come in different calibers?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (l0HIT)

52 33
She means her roots in Judea.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (/O9R9)

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All the jokes about the Judean Peoples' Front in Life of Brian apply to the Palestinians.

"Splitters!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (bczF/)

53 34 Little known fact:

She wrote "50 Shades of Goat" under a pseudonym.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

Chapter 1: First, I tie up that sexy, sexy goat.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

54 Her pseudonym is Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (kbJA/)

55 The squad time traveled here from Shanghai 1967.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (K3B2k)

56 "Launch final fires. "

What's that mean? Is that military lingo?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

57 > What a miserable sow she is, and that face...holy shit.


And now we see where the custom of requiring the women to cover their faces came from.
Another example: Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (GDooN)

58
I'm surprised she can run and skip like that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (13CQC)

59 Another career looter who never made a payroll calling for something they do not understand.

You want a minimum wage? Congress first.

Fat tittied bitch needs to get a clue.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

60 Wind 'em up and let 'em go! Hours of frenzied fun!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

61 Every time they raise the minimum raise thousands of teenagers loose their jobs or don't get hired.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (mpXpK)

62 Ergodan and RBG are hanging out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (q1Pj5)

63 could she be more annoying? I love how she tells people they should not earn tips. I bet the bartenders and waitresses in high end clubs that pull down many hundreds a night are not so into this BS.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (n13/j)

64 Revealed: Rashida Tlaib

please, no

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (RKQ/v)

65
Her pseudonym is Stacey Abrams?


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (kbJA/)


*ponders*

You know, we here in Georgia don't hear much from Tank lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

66 The Squad has turned into one of those kinetic pieces of art that tears everything apart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (kbJA/)

67 James Hodgkinson and Van Spronsen stated Republicans needed a round also.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (2DOZq)

68
What's that mean? Is that military lingo?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

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Well, this *is* a smart, military blog.

Come to think of it, I should know what that means. I was in the field artillery for a few months.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (bczF/)

69 >>>18 But Meghan McCain insists Trump is racist!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

How dare you! And during her father's ongoing FUNERAL to boot!!!

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

70 I'm surprised she can run and skip like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



I worked with a great big fat lady that could skip rope like a feather.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (tH5fk)

71 She's lucky it wasn't Corey Lewandowski, or he would have ripped her arm off, beat her with it, and noshed on the bloody pulp.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

72 58
I'm surprised she can run and skip like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (13CQC)

-------------------------------

I imagine it was pretty easy once she got momentum

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (Zbbka)

73 She's totes American, you guys, and it's totally wrong to suggest she go fix the foreign country she's so obsessed with!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

74 LOL MSNBC just ran 4Chan code words

SnowFlake=Person of Color

SJW=Stingy Jew

Cuck=Lover of Fat woman

Trap=Hot Girl I want to rape

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (dKiJG)

75 > What a miserable sow she is, and that face...holy shit.

Like a Palestinian Sandra Bernstein.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (NMAzL)

76 Very bouncy.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (O6DoG)
.........

Where's she from, Saginaw?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

77 DOJ sends letter to that rat ruck mueller INSTRUCTING him to keep his testimony strictly to what is in his report

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (p0A33)

78

brb, decomposin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Jy6ww)

79 They are hip, they all Juul, they are the Pod Squad!

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)

80 Screw her, she's weak. And a tool of Big Business!

I call for a $25 / hour minimum wage! Wait - 30!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (xptlg)

81 are traps gay?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

82 I agree on firing the cop who stupidly posted the round comment but the guy who clicked like got a raw deal in my opinion. The post had more than just the comment about a round.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

83 Those are huge! People should tell her to "shut up and jump up and down" from now on. Public service and all that.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ym5eo)

84 49
She needs some crossfit.


Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

Just her ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (t6MX/)

85
I'd say she raised the bar. Now ask all the presidential candidates if they agree. $20 an hour minimum wage? Congresswoman Tlaib made a very good case for it...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (13CQC)

86 77
DOJ sends letter to that rat ruck mueller INSTRUCTING him to keep his testimony strictly to what is in his report

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (p0A33)

I'll bet his asshole snapped shut when he read it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (l0HIT)

87 >>>18 But Meghan McCain insists Trump is racist!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh



How dare you! And during her father's ongoing FUNERAL to boot!!!

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)


For some reason, I decided to read her recent Twitter feed. Dear Lord. Anyhow, she scolded Mittens on Twitter because it took him two whole days to denounce PDT as a racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

88 I dreamed I was way out in front in my Maidenform bra.

Posted by: Ratshitta Tlaib at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (hjaPQ)

89 Where's she from, Saginaw?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

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Detroit, Arab sector.

Note: not to be confused with Chaldeans, who are Christians and seem to be moving to Troy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (bczF/)

90 Well Crap it's an elaborate prank by 4Chan on MSNBC none of it is true.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (dKiJG)

91 I'll bet his asshole snapped shut when he read it.

His bun or his face? Who can tell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (kbJA/)

92 she looks like Garrison Keillor in a wig

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (RKQ/v)

93 Bartenders at high end places here have to pay the owners to work.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (mpXpK)

94 80
Screw her, she's weak. And a tool of Big Business!



I call for a $25 / hour minimum wage! Wait - 30!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (xptlg)

how can we live on that!?

Posted by: SanFran waiter at July 22, 2019 07:18 PM (l0HIT)

95 her dual loyalty ... to the imagined Palestine after they push Israel into the sea (or nuke it) ... and to the USA after we submit the the Islamic State and/or MB Caliphate.


Is this the crazy one screaming that blacks/browns/whatever ... MUST be loyal to the leftist overthrow of Amerikkka, or they don't count as blacks/browns/whatever ...?


And Pelosi chose to stand for their sedition and worse ... because Orange Man Bad. America First ... supported by 87% ... Communist overthrow of America based on identity politics ... supported by 9%. Sure Nancy, go with that ... even your mafia support will falter ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 07:18 PM (Cus5s)

96 Hmm.

For some reason I always read her name as "Rancid Tilapia"

*shrugs*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:18 PM (6qErC)

97 It's not acting, the Left ARE spoiled children. No punishments, never being told no, never having to adjust their behavior.

Children at least can hope to outgrow it.

Leftists? Apparently not. Tlaib, Omar, Donkey Chompers, dolts and spoiled imbeciles all.

Posted by: acethepug at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zHVcO)

98 I'll bet his asshole snapped shut when he read it.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (l0HIT)

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I'll say it did! Can someone get me an icepack?

Posted by: James Comey at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (bczF/)

99 49 She needs some crossfit.
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

That's how you turn them into right wingers.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (ym5eo)

100 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (1XAal)

101 For some reason I always read her name as "Rancid Tilapia"


Roly Poly fish heads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (kbJA/)

102 She's a single mother with a foul mouth and likes free and loose sweater puppies. She should totes go to Gaza!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

103 Should you testify, the Department understands that testimony regarding the work of the Special Counsels Office will be governed by the terms you outlined on May 29 specifically, that the information you discuss during your testimony appears in, and does not go beyond, the public version of your March 22, 2019 report to the Attorney General or your May 29 public statement.

It continued: Finally, any testimony must remain within the boundaries of your public report because matters within the scope of your investigation were covered by the executive privilege, including information protected by law enforcement, deliberative process, attorney work product, and presidential communications privileges.

These privileges would include discussion about the investigative steps or decisions, made during your investigation not otherwise described in the public version of your report. Consistent with standard practice, Department witnesses should decline to address potentially privileged matters, thus affording the Department the full opportunity at a later date to consider particular questions and possible accommodations that may fulfill the committees legitimate need for information while protecting Executive Branch confidentiality interests.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (p0A33)

104 She also bragged of her dual loyalty. Though is it even dual?

Sure. She's loyal to Islam and Communism. What do you think she meant?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (JaCRW)

105 81 are traps gay?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

Still have to pay, jonah. Even to watch.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (ym5eo)

106 90 Well Crap it's an elaborate prank by 4Chan on MSNBC none of it is true.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (dKiJG)

---------------------------------

Honestly, doesn't seem all that elaborate, and with MSNBC, it wouldn't need to be...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (Zbbka)

107 Her father said she lied about where she lived in order to get elected.

https://tinyurl.com/y345krs2

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (RBOtF)

108 The Squad has turned into one of those kinetic pieces of art that tears everything apart.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (kbJA/)

Like this? https://youtu.be/q3OTEdZkBaQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (q1Pj5)

109 93 Bartenders at high end places here have to pay the owners to work.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (mpXpK)
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I recently met up with a guy I knew in high school who now is part owner of a strip club. He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

I did not. Know that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)

110 She's loyal to Islam and Communism. What do you think she meant?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (JaCRW)

Well Put

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (p0A33)

111 80 Screw her, she's weak. And a tool of Big Business!

I call for a $25 / hour minimum wage! Wait - 30!
-----------------------------------------------------------
And screw you. I call for a $1,000,000/hour minimum wage! One day of work and you can retire comfortably!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (JXKKq)

112 And here's Candidate Trump's response and the speech itself being interrupted:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1153086533894672384

BTW, notice how quickly the CNN chyron gets changed as a replier pointed out.

And here's the other Dem lie of the week with FL Dem admitting to have operated on Pulse Nightclub Islamic terror victims:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1152609995575328771

It's been a busy week for FL Dems.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (Dh1wo)

113 102
She's a single mother with a foul mouth and likes free and loose sweater puppies. She should totes go to Gaza!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

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And she goes around uncovered, which they think is great!

Much respect in Gaze for buxom women who show their hair.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (bczF/)

114 Those are huge! People should tell her to "shut up and jump up and down" from now on. Public service and all that.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ym5eo)
..........

I think it's about time for The Squab to have a wet t-shirt contest. Paper bags or towels on head required.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

115 I hope to God nothing violent happens to these women-and instead they just get voted out of office-because the violence will be laid at Trump's door, even if was Democrats "dealing" with their own.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (+0VWg)

116 102 She's a single mother with a foul mouth and likes free and loose sweater puppies. She should totes go to Gaza!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

Those ain't puppies.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (ym5eo)

117

That these unapologetically un-American shitheels are elected to office by our fellow countrymen is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (TdMsT)

118 Like a Palestinian Sandra Bernstein.

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Bernhardt. And yes, she is! They both have that hatchet/dish rag face.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (JoUsr)

119 Let me ponder here for a moment. Pali's are technically Semitic, right? And aren't Semetic people technically Caucasian, right? So Rancida Taliban is technically Caucasian, right? And not really a POC, right? Same with AOC. Spanish heritage, Caucasian, not really POC just because of a little pigmentation to their skin. They're not as white as me, but they are still both WHITE PEOPLE! IOW, not POC's.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (VNmG1)

120 I'd love to see her go to her precious "Palestine" and run around with that mouth and saggy titties hanging all over the place.

She'd find out pretty damned quick about Muslim tolerance for mouthy women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

121

As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

122 The best part of $20 minimum wage is the $10 gallon of milk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (RMwSd)

123
Barr to Mueller: Don't dish.

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Jy6ww)

124 Vogue editor Anna Wintour sidesteps question about Melania Trumps style, discusses Michelle Obama instead

Another wicked scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (p0A33)

125 Where are my virgins???!

Posted by: Erdogone at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (UU59y)

126 I think it's about time for The Squab to have a wet t-shirt contest. Paper bags or towels on head required.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

We've secretly replaced AOC's funbags with Rancid Tilapia's. Let's see if anyone will notice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (t6MX/)

127 She looks like Emily Litella...

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (RuIsu)

128 her dual loyalty "

Goat and Lamb?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (6qErC)

129 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (p0A33)



thanks Ngu. A shot across the bow? "go ahead fuck with us."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (l0HIT)

130 125
Where are my virgins???!

Posted by: Erdogone at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (UU59y)


Baahh!

Posted by: 72 Nervous Goats at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)

131 As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

I'm agin it. Let them grow up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (p0A33)

132 And screw you. I call for a $1,000,000/hour minimum wage! One day of work and you can retire comfortably!
........

OK. Me first.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

133 That these unapologetically un-American shitheels are elected to office by our fellow countrymen is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

There are folks that believe the earth is flat. The amount of ignorance in the universe is limitless.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Z/1Kk)

134 'are traps gay?'

Only if you wear a tutu.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Tnijr)

135 Look on the bright side: she left her suicide vest at home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (JaCRW)

136 Count, wasn't thinking of that. But yeah it works if you think of Trump as Will Smith....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (kbJA/)

137 124
Vogue editor Anna Wintour sidesteps question about Melania Trumps style, discusses Michelle Obama instead



Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (p0A33)

---
It's jealousy, pure and simple.

It was easy to compliment Michelle because everyone knew she was homely, so it felt like an act of charity.

But Melania is stunning, has perfect poise and speaks five languages fluently.

If she was married to a Dem, they'd be going nuts celebrating her, but of course the fact that The Donald ended up with someone like that just burns them up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (bczF/)

138

$15 minimum wage?

$20 minimum wage?


And still, nobody can hear a word I say.

Posted by: The sound of Inflation at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

139 Revealed: Rashida Tlaib was Ejected"

"ejected"?

You're gonna need a bigger spring...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (6qErC)

140 Face like a wizened apple, she has.... Is she Palestinian, by the way??

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (90T4r)

141
I think it's about time for The Squab to have a wet t-shirt contest. Paper bags or towels on head required.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

The Somali looks like she loves to get on one. Like Kristen Gillibrand vibe.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (ym5eo)

142 recently met up with a guy I knew in high school who now is part owner of a strip club. He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

I did not. Know that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)

Independent contractors though a few court cases have over ruled that classification regard to workers comp claims . Too much supervisory control.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

143 > Like a Palestinian Sandra Bernstein.
Except that I would totally let Sandra Bernhard give me a hummer. DSL: she has them.


No way I'd let my family treasures get anywhere near Rancid TwoLabia.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (GDooN)

144 Damn, you guys are right. Tlaib has Sarah Bernhardt's fishmouth.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (hjaPQ)

145 Look on the bright side: she left her suicide vest at home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (JaCRW)
..........

and her suicide bra, and her suicide girdle...

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

146 I recently met up with a guy I knew in high school who now is part owner of a strip club. He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

I did not. Know that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)


cfo mom knows just about everything there is to know about the business, if you have any questions that are keeping you awake.

Because no matter what the subject is, someone here is an expert in it.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)

147
I'm agin it. Let them grow up first
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM


It would open the door to lowering the voting age.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

148 Paradise isn't what I expected. I'm in a line with a sign over it that says "Barbed Cock". Is that good?

Posted by: Erdogone at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (UU59y)

149 They raise minimum wage they raise SS based on what I would be making today not the meager sum I received before I retired.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Dk29P)

150 All of these Angry Women Of Color, quite frankly and unfortunately compel the generation of flatus and leave me feeling quite uncomfortable.

Quite.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (kLDv+)

151 > He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

Most taxi drivers work that way, too. They pay the owner of the hack license a fixed daily amount for use of the license and the cab.

Also a lot of hairstylists pay the salon for their station.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (GDooN)

152
Look on the bright side: she left her suicide vest at home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
..........
and her suicide bra, and her suicide girdle...
Posted by: wth


Cross her heart

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

153 So he IS taking a dirt nap.... huh....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (90T4r)

154 It was easy to compliment Michelle because everyone knew she was homely, so it felt like an act of charity.


But before she transitioned she was a Hall of Fame linebacker, even though she broke Joe Theismann's leg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (JaCRW)

155 All of Rashida Tlaib's male relatives only have 3 fingers on one hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (r71Ke)

156 John Lithgow in drag still looks better than Michelle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (kbJA/)

157 Edit: "...Acting out like a lunatic as under-medicated lunatics are wont to do..."

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (7WaWV)

158 Tlaib has a nasty case of Arab Mouth. Some women of Arabic heritage are cursed with it. It's just an ugly maw that no amount of lipstick can improve.

When she gets really old she's going to make Helen Thomas look like a supermodel.

Posted by: weew at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (gk7if)

159 It would open the door to lowering the voting age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)


I think that that's exactly where the Dems are going with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (JaCRW)

160 A H Lloyd

Saw your question on the gun thread. The answer is yes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (kbJA/)

161 Imagine what a $15-20 minimum wage would have to do to welfare and SS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (RMwSd)

162 As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

I'm agin it. Let them grow up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM


****

Ditto.

No way.
And there are other international groups that would just love that given their Marxist stance on children in war zones.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (axyOa)

163 158 Tlaib has a nasty case of Arab Mouth. Some women of Arabic heritage are cursed with it. It's just an ugly maw that no amount of lipstick can improve.

When she gets really old she's going to make Helen Thomas look like a supermodel.
Posted by: weew at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (gk7if)


So the Veil is a Good Thing.......

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (90T4r)

164 Nose like a baked potato

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)

165

Venezuelan information minister Jorge Rodrigues said a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an "electromagnetic attack" and that authorities were in the process of reestablishing service.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

166 4chan wins again against MSNBC...


https://twitter.com/cracklnspector/status/
1152755794259132416

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (Dh1wo)

167 155
All of Rashida Tlaib's male relatives only have 3 fingers on one hand.

Posted by: Ben Had


Which makes it difficult to clean their tails.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

168 http://bit.ly/2Z5u8xd
*******
Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)

169 It's just an ugly maw that no amount of lipstick can improve.

Like putting lipstick on a pig huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (kbJA/)

170 155 All of Rashida Tlaib's male relatives only have 3 fingers on one hand.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (r71Ke)


But they have six toes on each foot, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (JaCRW)

171 Is Tlaib the one whose first words as a Congress critter was to call Trump a motherfucker?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (JgA4k)

172 Both sides are preparing for battle. Antifa is telling the corporate establishment snowflake democrats enough with the anti gun bullish*t we need guns to shoot back at racism!

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (wi334)

173 Venezuelan information minister Jorge Rodrigues said
a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an
"electromagnetic attack" and that authorities were in the process of
reestablishing service.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

Greys or Lizard aliens?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)

Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Is Reported to be in Stable Condition, Because Dead is as Stable As It Gets

Just rumors, though.

Still, just in case...



The thing is, given that Erdogan's rule rests largely on fear and his position as a strongman who routinely arrests dissidents -- the Turkish government will have to provide proof of life shortly, lest the general public start getting rowdy.

The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.

We'll see. Might be disproved within twenty minutes.

But if not...

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:08 PM




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1 Off him.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)

2 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

3 That would be "eff"....

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)

4 Erdogan Erdogone?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX8)

5
He's roasted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

6 Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Dead of Massive Heart Attack

I heard he died suffocating himself while jerking off to goat porn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (6fsOH)

7
His goose is cooked?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

8 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

Moron mind at work there.

ace did say he was feeling bad.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (OE84+)

9 Yeah...I think I'll wait a bit before accepting this one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (GZCaY)

10
SPONGE!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vIjh1)

11 One can only hope.

An Israeli site says... nah.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (K3B2k)

12 Sure do hope so....

Good riddance.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)

13 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Robert Plant quoted by JackStraw quoted by ace at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

14 I have work to do tonight, so he's likely dead and my partying will take precedence.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (LFpoO)

15 >>>8 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

I added something similar. thanks.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

16 I neither believe or disbelieve this story. My sources in Hell say that they have not seen him arrive yet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (flINI)

17 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

18 Even if Erdogan did bite it that isn't going to change the fact that Turkey is an islamist shithole. That ship has already sailed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (6fsOH)

19 edokeefe

What incredible symmetry: Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

20 Weekend at Recep's.

Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (F1m5e)

21 Man, if true, that would be reason for some snap elections in Turkey.

The voters were recently waking up and kicked Erdogan's part from power in the Capital (IIRC).

Posted by: Scott_T at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (NmR1a)

22 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

I added something similar. thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

His condition changed. It is now stable.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (OE84+)

23 >>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

I question the timing.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

24

No mention on TV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK)

25 I saw this a few hours ago and just assumed it was Greek disinformation. But three Arab newspapers have reported it and now I see an Israeli website reporting it too, so it has moved from "unlikely" to "maybe" in my book.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (wYseH)

26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

27 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

Shaka, when the Shelves fell.

Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

28 >>>I saw this a few hours ago

hm, that's a long time to leave this big a meatball out on the counter.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

29 ACE'S SHELVES 1, ERDOGAN 0

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

30 Erdogan seemed to have gone Muslim Brotherhood, working on te caliphate
thing. He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and
messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies
...


I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to
Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi
guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something
... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately
... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

31 Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)

32 Big, if true.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BvNzB)

33 This guy was no friend of the US.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (mpXpK)

34 This may be the Archduke moment of WWIII.

Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)

35 Speaking of possibly dead people ... we have finally gotten to see RBG in the flesh, as it were, at the John Paul Stevens funeral. She looked like shit, though she did look kind of alive. The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (6fsOH)

36
And in the confusion, Armenia invaded and took Constantinople in a lightning strike.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Wx/+I)

37 I don't remember: Was he a buddy of Obama's?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Iq9NT)

38 Boys are watching Rodan. It's the episode where Godzilla sleeps in and forgets to go to school.

*Channels inner Soothsayer*

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (QCc6B)

39 The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.

*points*

Ha Ha

*goes back to 50 chin-ups*

Posted by: Notorious RBG at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (beH4q)

40
>>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

The guy who made those boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)

41 Death always conducts the most reliable coups.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (HmZuC)

42 30 I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to

Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi

guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something

... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately

... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

But then he would not allow us to us that base for flights to Iraq. Aircraft has to fly around Turkey which added many hours of flight time.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (mpXpK)

43 He was seen on video walking into the Saudi Embassy, but not coming out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

44
The guy who made those boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


No, the cheese guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (Wx/+I)

45 >>>I don't remember: Was he a buddy of Obama's?


He is/was a Muslim extremist, so all signs point to yes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (HmZuC)

46 CNN will wedge this Erdogan stuff in ----UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.

You can count on CNN to report THE news.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)

47 Frankly Erdogan look pretty bad in that photo--his eyes are already beginning to roll backwards.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (B3Pol)

48 "Moon" "Landing"

lolgf

Posted by: Nina Van Horne at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

49 Turkey was in NATO to check the Soviets flank.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (K3B2k)

50 Cok fenaa.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)

51 Heard attack? ...sure go with that.

Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (nzKWW)

52 He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies

To be fair, it was the EU that broke the secular Turkish arrangement by telling Turkey that they couldn't even be considered for EU membership (which the EU was never going to offer them, anyway) until they amended their constitution to take supreme power away from the secular military. That happened in 2003, which just happens to be when Turkey went rushing headlong down the islamist rabbit hole.

The EU just likes to fuck anything up they can ... because they're such fucking losers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (6fsOH)

53 >>>-UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.


I believe that is Trump's signal to the people to rise up and kill the unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

54 Some folks grace us with their presence. Others grace us with their departure.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (I5SAg)

55 @31

Turkey was in NATO because if World War 3 ever broke out, a NATO-aligned Turkey would keep the Soviet Black Sea (based out of the USSR's only warm-water western port) fleet out of anywhere that might be useful.

Posted by: junior at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (hI6jT)

56 >>>54 Some folks grace us with their presence. Others grace us with their departure.

he could light up a room just by keeling over and dying in spasms

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)

57 Gosh, that's an extremely flattering picture of him isn't it? Hubba hubba...

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

58 Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)


For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)

59 I hope Russia kept the receipts on those S-400s.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (HmZuC)

60 Ankara-cide?

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)

61 He just kinda lost an election. Good timing to have a "heart attack," if you get my drift.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (qlTN9)

62 He does have that satanic muzzie look to him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (flINI)

63 Ankara-cide?
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)

-------

*slow clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

64 I worked extensively in Turkey before and shortly after Edrogan came into power. Turkey was a nice place back in the day prior to "Fast Eddie" Edrogan.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (XKDBk)

65

Why is Turkey in NATO?

Lockheed Martin
Boeing
General Dynamics
Raytheon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (aKsyK)

66 Probably not true. Has not even been hinted at in Israeli Newspapers. But could not happen to a nicer guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (p0A33)

67 Erdogan has/had bum ticker eyelids.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (RuIsu)

68 Could be just pining for the fjords

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)

69 Erdogan deadagain

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

70 "Here, hold my barbell." -- Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (MmQ0O)

71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)

72 So the Greeks finally gave him a heart attack, did they? I guess a Smith and Wesson pointed at your groin will tend to do that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (lwiT4)

73 http://bit.ly/2Gs0afM
*******
How Mueller deputy Andrew Weissmann's offer to an oligarch could boomerang on DOJ | TheHill
*****
Attention JackStraw

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

74 "Here, hold my barbell." -- Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg

---------

I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

75 Speaking of possibly dead people ... we have finally gotten to see RBG in the flesh, as it were, at the John Paul Stevens funeral. She looked like shit, though she did look kind of alive. The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Pray.

Hard.

Trump makes picks 3, 4 & 5.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (MOpDc)

76 Pluck that Turk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

77 For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)



They've been in NATO for decades?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

78 16 I neither believe or disbelieve this story. My sources in Hell say that they have not seen him arrive yet.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Guys like Erdogan, the initial debriefing takes a little longer. Satan drops in personally, it*s a whole thing.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (OQrdk)

79 from the last ...

still, there's no justice in this world and even trump is a cuck if no one does anything about perkins coei and the hillary pay through scheme.

people yelling at me about FEC "felonies" sure look the other way about this embezzlement.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (JziUy)

80 I thought Kris Kraft made Macaroni and Cheese. Cheese made from the same orange chemicals that make Tang.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)

81 You figure if it wasn't true that it would've been quickly denied officially.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

82 We'll know if he's dead when we see Barack grieving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

83 LOL I have seen people blaming MOSSAD already.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (dKiJG)

84 On Trumpet:

https://youtu.be/PgiJ0OS9LwU

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (FhXTo)

85 They've been in NATO for decades?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)


Many.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)

86 68 Could be just pining for the fjords
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)


71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)


I love the Horde.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

87 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (1XAal)

88 as for erdogan, a lot of turkish suffering could've been avoided if they just shot down that jet

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

89 The longer we go without proof of life --

Like with RBG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

90 Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)
********
I thought he sang Sailing, Ride like the Wind & Laura

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)

91 Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Ace, his walls uncovered!

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (gDSJf)

92
I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


The Eternal Flame on RBG's grave will have a very, very deep source. Whiff of sulfur as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Wx/+I)

93 And kick those Turk fuckers out of NATO also

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)

94 >>>Has not even been hinted at in Israeli Newspapers.

Oh yeah, totally not true, and if it is true, we know nothing about it!!!!

Posted by: Israeli Spies at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

95 Many.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)



My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

96 A internal power struggle would be a good start.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

97 It was the curse of Achilles!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

98 Oh please oh please oh please let it be so!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)

99 Right after losing the F35 contract by cozying up to Putin for the S400 system and just as Iran is getting feisty.

I'd like to think CIA, but probably the Mossad did him in.

Too bad this didn't happen sooner to save secular Turkish democracy. Turkey could very well slip into a civil war now.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (N5dam)

100 >>>80 I thought Kris Kraft made Macaroni and Cheese.

i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.

just putting that out there.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

101 The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)

102 I hear he's pining for the Muslim Fjords, which they invented.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (4e+hS)

103 The guy is an amateur.

Viva La Muerte!

Posted by: Francisco Franco at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)

104 What the hell is mockaroni?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

105
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

-------

It was awfully nice of Weismann to provide Firtash's testimony for him, ahead of the deal. Very generous of him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

106 A internal power struggle would be a good start.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)


In the old Ottoman Empire you had to murder your way to succession.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)

107 Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Ace, his walls uncovered!
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019

***

With drills unfurled!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (axyOa)

108 that new mid-engine corvette looks like a ferrari. I wonder if I can deign to buy a bailout mobile

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (JziUy)

109 Not true... we'll let Erdogan know when he can die

Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)

110 The bustle in my hedgerow just took a shovel to the head.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (RuIsu)

111 46 CNN will wedge this Erdogan stuff in ----UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.

You can count on CNN to report THE news.
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)

Hell no. CNN will NOT report on anything outside the United States. Especially outside the Beltway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (rxWk4)

112 In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)



I rate this comment as sincerely true.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

113 up your nose with a rubber hose!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)

114 31
Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)

As an exercise, look at a map of Europe, circa 1970, and try to guess at the Warsaw Pact and NATO set up and why we would want the Dardenelles and Bosporous held by a NATO ally.
For God's sake, this is a smart military blog after all!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (GZCaY)

115 Put me down for $50 on the "goat porn" line.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (6/uwW)

116 What the hell is mockaroni?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Like macaroni, but you make fun of it first

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (vd8XM)

117 i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.

just putting that out there.
Posted by: ace


Velveeta Shells & Cheese

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (MOpDc)

118 Make Constantinople Christian again!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

119 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

120 Nah the CIA retired the heart attack gun in the 70's .....at least for use on foreign leaders.....

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (AjVAj)

121 mockaroni

??????

you know, that buffalo cauliflower thing they sell at the store's not half bad.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (JziUy)

122 This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

Generalissimo Franco is also still listed in stable condition....

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (+Kpte)

123 I'm cold.

Posted by: Prez'nit Cardigan at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (EgshT)

124 Turkey as NATO member created lots of drama back in the early 70's. They whined and hassled Greece. And made formal article 5(?) complaints. I read about this stuff eons ago so grain of salt. Just read the wiki

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (K3B2k)

125 >>>104 What the hell is mockaroni?


it's cauliflower pretending to be macaroni.

I put bacon and onions and a lot of cheese in it so the cauliflower is really only there for texture/bulk.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)

126 What the hell is mockaroni?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)



It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (lwiT4)

127 Make Constantinople Christian again!
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (tVQUs)

128 He should do some squats.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT)

129 My mind cannot get his name right. I always read it as Ergodan. The ole brain wants to transpose that 'g' and 'd' no matter what.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (JoUsr)

130 Make Constantinople Christian again!


Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)



AMEN and AMEN!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

131
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

132 My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28


My brain always goes to "5 years ago" as default standard.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (wsBus)

133 I am your 'Allah' now, Recep.

Posted by: Iblis at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

134 Greetings:

Wait, what ??? He had a heart ???

Posted by: 11B40 at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (evgyj)

135 The Blob starting on TCM

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

136 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)
*******
Twice as Far, With a Chocolate Bar

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)

137 Looking for associations with Chelsea; binging "Ghislaine Maxwell" I get bra adverts for women with large breasts.

Alphabet won't open any of the images.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dk29P)

138 What the hell is mockaroni? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Mashed particle board and wallpaper paste formed into curly "shell like" substance covered with cheezwiz

Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

139 Come towards the light, RBG! Come towards the light!

They have cookies.

Posted by: zombie erdogan at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)

140 What the hell is mockaroni?
********
HEY !!! HEY!!! MACARENA

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

141
Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!

Posted by: Surfperch


Not if those Orthodox schismatics get it. Bring back the Fourth Crusade!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Wx/+I)

142 In the 70's Turkey had the largest standing army in NATO. Of course half of it was aimed at Greece but we don't talk about that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (axyOa)

143 He should have gone to the Wizard to get a new heart

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

144 Do we know whether or not China would call it's goon squads planted in Hong Kong "spying" or "espionage"?

Because I understand that the word that the officials use is all-important.

Hmmm... ICE doesn't call them "concentration camps"....

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

145 You can buy macaroni made with chick peas.

I don't recommend it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

146 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)

147 119 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)


The person who killed him.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Dk29P)

148 Turkey should have been kicked out in 2003 when they would let 3rd or 4th ID enter Iraq from north

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (1XAal)

149 MAKE TURKEY KEMALIST AGAIN

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

150 27 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

------------------------------

Ace, his drill in reverse.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Zbbka)

151 I ought to be sold off for parts.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

Your a tad too old to fit in our "window of opportunity", but we'll be more than happy to make an exception.

Posted by: Your Local Planned Parenthood Chop Shop at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (tVQUs)

152 Mockaroni? This is why things are terrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (4e+hS)

153
BNO News @BNONews
13m
BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

154 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)


I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he spoke at the funeral. Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation. I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

155 Good riddance (one hopes). But, who follows him as Dear Leader after his autocratic take over of Turkey?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ixZXQ)

156 131
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

-------------------------------

....today......

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Zbbka)

157 no word from Turkey yet?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

158 MAKE TURKEY POT PIE AGAIN!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (xPJvm)

159 Ewok !
The blogger, Ewok, in winter !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (pbg54)

160 Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela

pikers

Posted by: The NORKS at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (EgshT)

161 I was stationed in Turkey in the 80's. Had an awesome time. Good people and a great assignment. Turk Army was pretty good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

162 Isn't Turkey still occupying Cypress? Against all international laws?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dKiJG)

163 In other news a white Hispanic Person of Color yelled at a 12 or more month African American School Board employee in charge of the Fulton County Illiteracy program for not rewinding her DVDs before returning them to Redbox at the Peach Tree Blvd Walgreens.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (NsWlX)

164 To get my heart-rate up, I stalk, catch, and fuck a wild boar every morning.

Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

165
Bork
Bork
Bork

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1XAal)

166 The 3rd or 4th should have done a little qt work then continue from the north.

BUT THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED bush TO THINK LIKE A MAN.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dk29P)

167 Bob Hope, circa 1969 Christmas show. "Incirlik in Turkish means don't laugh, it beats 'Nam."

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (C1Lsn)

168 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.



I did not know that. What a loser.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

169 Your wife's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dh1wo)

170 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)


I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains.

No one does funeral processions like muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)

171 The Blob starting on TCM

I didn't even know there was a biopic about Nadler.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (drZdT)

172 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

--------------

Ok, I'll do it, but I'll need a few things first. One billion USD annually and those Swedish chicks Quadaffi had as body guards. And this paddle ball game. And this ashtray.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gC2IV)

173 You guys are quite literally killing me. Could you be a little less funny? This place is exhausting.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (QCc6B)

174 Why does RBG come to mind?

Jus' sayin'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BiNEL)

175 Does this mean the Young Turks will be taking over? It's a good thing Kasparian got that nose job in time for this.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gdTDb)

176 Rumor has it that before he died he went two falls outta three in Greco-style wrestling with RGB. RGB won in two.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (axyOa)

177 I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better. Think I'll go for a walk

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (TB+At)

178 "For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO."

Then Erdogan's party started campaigning on anti-corruption and returning to Islam (never mind the contradiction) and started winning. They've made one Hagia Sophia (not thr Constantinople one) back into a mosque, and make noised aboit turning the Big One back intona mosque...

But without Erdogan there's going to be a succession fight, and some of the contenders will let out the "coup plotters" framed by Erdogan, and maybe, MAYBE Turkey will head back towards civilization.

I'd like to see Pontus some day. And Troy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (LFpoO)

179 59 I hope Russia kept the receipts on those S-400s.

Trump will offer to take them off their hands for 10.cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (myYZn)

180
So Erdogan is doing his General Francisco Franco schtick?



Good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

181 The Duck isn't saying crap about Erdogan. I already said my piece on how Trump should have called the tyrant out so I am done with it. Death is no answer, well maybe it is. But it would have been better to send the guy packing. He was a tyrant that turned on his state's founder. The Turks and many others would have been been better off without this guy.

There was a time when any NATO ally would have loved to be backed up by the Turks. I hope we get back to that place.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (n13/j)

182 >>> It's a good thing Kasparian got that nose job in time for this.

isn't this cultural appropriation?

It is, seriously.

No, I'm not going to explain. Do your research yourselves, bigots.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

183 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch


The person who killed him.
Posted by: Billy Cole


Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (MOpDc)

184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

185 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.

The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)

186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

187 well, room temperature is a stable state.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

188 "I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains."

You forgot the ritual tree branch up the anus.

The Muslims won't.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (LFpoO)

189 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

190 Anxiety surely got the better of Erdogan when he learned that Anthony Weiner was shacking up with Huma once again.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (kLDv+)

191
Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.



The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)


But don't you dare assume he's Muslim!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

192 Went all around the news channels, no one is on the story now.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)

193 >>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.


is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

194 He looks dead to me.

Posted by: Chiounard at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ua1m6)

195 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL)

196 Turk Army was pretty good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)


Turks are pretty good at killin'.

Uncle told a story about Korea where the Turks, at night, would go out far in front of the line and set up a little camp, proceed to get drunk, sing, and have a good time.

They were fooling.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (Dk29P)

197 >>>192 Went all around the news channels, no one is on the story now.

well you need to verify stories that aren't negative claims about Trump or Republicans.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

198 Ya know, just the other day, Erdogan was making noise about invading Cyprus again...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LFpoO)

199

Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (aKsyK)

200
>>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.





is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)


Yes. Bret Baier just announced it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

201 104 What the hell is mockaroni?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

Mockaroni.

This is the fake macaroni, made out of melamine, coming out of China!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Cooks stuff. at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Vy7tf)

202 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Depends on the beer. Coors Light? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (MOpDc)

203 "195 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "


Totally.
Yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)

204 BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!

Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

205 Is that fusilli in your pants or are you just glad to see me?!

Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Dh1wo)

206 ME? I hope he's dead. Terrible thing to say, but watching him undo all that Ataturk had done was difficult for me. I was there in the U.S.military and had a great relationship with the Turkish military.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (aCxOt)

207 184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

Stock up on Turkish Delight.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (j3npP)

208 I didn't know she was related to the Neville brothers.

TBH I don't really even know who they are, but I have heard of them.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

209 Art Neville did die at 81 today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)

210 The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

211 ITS A FAKE.

Turks=Romulans

Posted by: in the pale moonlight at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

212 Dang. A lot of friggin dying going on today. Should RBG be worried?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (axyOa)

213 I wonder how hard doctors tried to save him.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)

214 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)


Fjord status: pined for?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (JaCRW)

215 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42


Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)

216 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

------------------------------------

Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

217 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)

218 153
BNO News @BNONews
13m
BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)



Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.

But that's only a guess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

219 213 I wonder how hard doctors tried to save him.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)


Probably as hard as they tried to save Stalin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (JaCRW)

220 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)


What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)

221
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

Don't tease me. This could actually be true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (13CQC)

222
This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!

Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere


Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)

223 News about Art Neville's death:

https://tinyurl.com/yxkpca8e

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

224 Sad about the Neville Bros. dad. Only 81? Then how old is Aaron?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

225 23 >>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)

226 Don't know if it was discussed here; I have been scarce. Turkey booted out of F35 program over its S400 interest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)

227 Turkey is a beautiful country filled with beautiful people. Erdogan... not so much

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (flINI)

228 I hate these foods that steal the names and shapes of better, tastier foods. do your own legwork, soy.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nFwvY)

229 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "


Totally.
Yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)

****

I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)

230 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

Yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)

231 That picture of erdogan is...?.well it's something. Many yrs ago, Gene Simmons was in a movie called Wanted: Dead or Alive with Rutger Hauer. Simmons played a terrorist named Malak al Rahim. He somehow managed to use that same evil, dead eyes stare that erdogan has in the pic.. It's a bit alarming.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (myjNJ)

232 is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

Yes, Art Neville also died today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)

233 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


You are of consequence to me.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

234
Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.

But that's only a guess.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

======

The only ones who aren't starving right now are those who can conduct business with foreigners online.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (13CQC)

235 202 203

I knew the horde would come through, I have to think about Coors Light though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (BiNEL)

236 @153: "BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela"

If only they had paid their electrical workers $20 per hour rather than $15.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (YcLo4)

237 217 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)


So, Mondays are open mike night at Ace's Comedy Store?


Can we sneak in our own liquor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

238 The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

What about the Church in Philadelphia?

/s

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)

239
Time for CBD to post the naked guy on the Ottoman.

Artist's conception of Erdogan's relationship in hell with Ted Kennedy.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)

240 230 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)

------------------------------------

If you've a funeral in Constantinople,
You'll be buried in Istanbul!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Zbbka)

241 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

242 This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!
Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere

Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)


*ponders*

I think I will laugh.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t+qrx)

243 >>>Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?<<<

Byzantium if those fucking Greeks have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (kLDv+)

244 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.

He called to find out if they were casting any more Turkish prison movies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (JaCRW)

245 Aaron is 78

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

246 What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)

Istanbul was Constantinople.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

247 >>>It's fucking near water.


I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

248
>>>184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)



oooooooh

Posted by: Don't Rock the Boat Baby at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Dk29P)

249

I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes


You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

250
Yes, Art Neville also died today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)


That is sad. A treasure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

251 "220 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH) "



They Might Be Giants reference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)

252 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

-

I'm not a big beer drinker, but I love one of those summertime beers that I can't remember the name of (hefelweizen or something) after cutting the yard.

Or during. Tomatoe tomahtoe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (RMwSd)

253 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence



In Istanbul.

Not Constantinople.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (5ANJM)

254 > The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.

Well, the geographic region that is now called Turkey, anyway.
The Turks didn't invade the region until close to a thousand years afterward.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (GDooN)

255 Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)


Hmm, don't think the Guinness fits that model!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (BiNEL)

256 Art who?

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)

257 Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)

I just spent most of the weekend watching that awesome NASA real-time timeline of Apollo 11. What an amazing accomplishment that was, and the most amazing part is they did it six more times (counting 13).

RIP, Mr. Kraft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

258 >>>241 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)


We're not till the last traitor is hanged.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Dk29P)

259 34 This may be the Archduke moment of WWIII.
Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)


No it's not.

Posted by: Mr. Donald J TwoScoops at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

260 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (/O9R9)

261 Hash check

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

262 Still no proof of life?

Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

263 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019

****

I had to read that twice.
Excellent.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (axyOa)

264
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

You made me look. No one's sure whether was moving his things either out or in.

One of those days. Erdogan is either dead or alive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (13CQC)

265 They Might Be Giants reference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)

Ah, come on man! We might have kept this going a few more verses.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)

266 Aaron is 78

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)



Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)

267 "Can we sneak in our own liquor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)"



Would it be any fun otherwise ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (pbg54)

268 Summer beers are a good excuse for all those fancy local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely annoying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)

269 @RealSaavedra

Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage

https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

270 That is sad. A treasure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)


I don't see it as sad. 81 is up there and what a life. We should all be so lucky.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (rnXGe)

271 According to the obit, Arthel is his daughter.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (I5SAg)

272 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

--------

Many are. It's science

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (flINI)

273 261 >>"Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

And will they be playing this song?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (B3Pol)

274 omg.. you guys are killing me here. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

275 I used to love visiting Istanbul when stationed in Europe. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (11Uo5)

276 >>Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?


Standing room, only.

Posted by: Fat White Guy at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (/O9R9)

277 Well looks like a Sequel to Death of Stalin Turkish edition is a go.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dKiJG)

278
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)

279 Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam...

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

280 I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: ace


I first heard it here around 2009 or 10.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (MOpDc)

281 Schrodinger's Erdogan?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

283 You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

****

No problem.
Click on the link and be sure to provide your bank account number and password.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (axyOa)

284 Erdogone.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)

285 The Doobie Brothers are Dead?

Posted by: Rog at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (/O9R9)

286 RIP, Mr. Kraft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Dk29P)

287 "262 Still no proof of life?

Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7) "




Methinks you jest, but for my nickel's worth it's true, at least at Chateau D'Eez.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (pbg54)

288 Summer beers are a good excuse for all those fancy
local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely
annoying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)

So over it. I had tacos today with Tecate and liked it. Not a hop in sight.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)

289 "It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm."

LOL

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (TB+At)

290 Someone should setup a live webcam view both inside and outside of Twitter's Turkey office.

Just, in case, y'know, things happen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (YcLo4)

291
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage

https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


A dollar a day is the white man's pay.

*sticks fat cigar in mouth*
*leans back in chair*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)

292 Art Garfunkel is dead?....

Like a bridge, over troubled water.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)

293 Ace! Here's the perfect gift for the bois at The Bulwark:

https://tinyurl.com/y4tgxabj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

294
He's dead for now until he gets better.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (t6XCL)

295 Hey everybody, again.

Sorry to threadjack but with regard to all the talk here about the big MSM and online companies needing to be broken up, it's really come home to roost here at my own house.

Seems Frontier's service for us (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge.

I and my sister found my mom can save $100/month switching to Spectrum for all three services, so we went ahead and ordered that. My sister decided she would let Frontier know we don't need service and don't want their service anymore, once the Spectrum service was installed.

My sister is now on the phone with a Frontier rep in tears, because although they'll cancel our service and the trouble ticket, they absolutely refuse to pro-rate the service this month. They demand they get their full bill paid next month, no matter what. They're obviously pissed that we went to another service provider.

IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

296 I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)

Something tells me that getting medical advice from the Horde wouldn't have helped me, to say the least.

Posted by: Erdogan's Ghost, getting Dragged down to the Depths at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)

297 But if not......
















Let me see those titties bounce.
That booty shake.
Those titties bounce.
That boooty.
Those titties....
( . )( . )

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ym5eo)

298 "Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation."


maybe they really had the fundamental transformation thing coordinated ... MuzObama would surrender US, Erdogan would go muzzie gangster in Turkey ... Morsi had Egypt going muzzie killingo coptic Christians ... bada bing bada boom ...


but Benghazi went bust, Brennan couldn't hold US together ... Repubs were winning elections ... ummm ... somewhere Humpty fell off the wall ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Cus5s)

299 Coors lite is great for cutting really heavy ales - like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

300 You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

I saw an ad on tv for a Chrone's disease medication. A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42. It was at the very end of the ad and it's the first one I've seen since PDT tried to put that regulation in place. OF Course, some hack in black said he couldn't do that. They must have made the ad before the ruling, or maybe they thought it was not a bad idea. But Holy Cow! Three grand for a thirty day prescription?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (VNmG1)

301 Never had a desire to go to Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

302 278
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)


282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)


Long live Receipt Turduckhen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

303 Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)


All these vote pandering pikers are missing a bet, the first candidate to propose a guaranteed $100,000 minimum income that instantly makes everyone middle class is going to be a sure winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BiNEL)

304 Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)


God - Aaron, good and bad news.

Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.

Aaron - What's the bad news?

God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.

Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

305 Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage



https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (rnXGe)

306 Art should have done some planks.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)

307 I like watching Arthel on the Fox weekend show. Cute.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

308 Is it pronounces Shra (long a) dinger or Shro (long o) dinger?

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Dk29P)

309 I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.

I can imagine how that conversation would have gone.

Barry: "Is that dog ready to eat yet?"


Michael:"What do you mean I have to wear a burka."


Barry: "That's a dog whistle, Mike".


Michael: "There's only one man in this family, and it sure ain't you."


Barry: "I'll dunk on you, Biatch."


Michael: "You couldn't dunk a donut without pulling something."


Barry: "Seriously is that Dog cooked yet."

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (gdTDb)

310 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
--------
puttin' on riiitz

Posted by: the monster at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Dh1wo)

311 I wonder if they'll do a Turkish version of Death of Stalin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (bczF/)

312 233 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

You are of consequence to me.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

-----------------------

For recognizing a They Might Be Giants reference?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Zbbka)

313 Buddy of mine had a marine toilet with a macerena.

just sayin ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (pbg54)

314 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)



My condolences on your move to Charter Spectrum. You think Frontier customer service is bad - you ain't seen nuthin yet. Good luck. I hope you get your bill resolved.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

315
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage



https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

=====

They're bidding against themselves now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)

316 Her congressional staff all make over $20 / hr. And the are all family.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)

317 284
Erdogone.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

318 In a Rasmussen Report 32% of Democrats think it's RACISM any time a white politician criticizes a politician of color.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (RBOtF)

319 >>>A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42.<<<


Some medicine is high, some medicine is expensive, some medicine is outrageous.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Dk29P)

320 >>Buddy of mine had a marine toilet with a macerena.


He got it from the Toilet Seat?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (/O9R9)

321 God - Aaron, good and bad news.



Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.



Aaron - What's the bad news?



God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.

Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)




LOL so true!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (lwiT4)

322 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
-----
Huh. Stilton over at Stilton's Place is also having similar problems with Frontier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (iB1oa)

323 The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.
=====

Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (JcXHH)

324 Coors lite is great for cutting really heavy ales -
like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're
way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.





Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

i really dislike the overproofed stuff. The Scotch Ales are my least favorite.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (n13/j)

325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)

326 Looking forward to Nadler's vajayjay piss pic of the Turkish whore who tipped off Papadopoulos

Posted by: ajlfour at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (dl8Eg)

327 Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

Erdogan stopped reading here after losing most of his investment portfolio. He was led astray by posts that convinced him that the cuckshed industry was booming.

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (gDSJf)

328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)

329 Summer beer makes me feel fine
Going through the valleys of my mind.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Dk29P)

330 They're bidding against themselves now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)


By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.

*No, I have no idea if it was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (GZCaY)

331 Lockheed had him whacked with the Skunkworks new heart attack beam. Suddenly, the F-35 deal is back on.

Posted by: Cmdr Heatherly at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (1njff)

332 So who's your guess which Leftist will out Left Tliab and go to $25

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BbGew)

333 Porters are very good in the summertime

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (tGb2L)

334 Let us all sing a hymn.....
HymnnnnnnnnnnnnHymnnnnnnnnnnnnFu-u-uck him.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (HOXd0)

335 325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)

Dat estrogen doe!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ym5eo)

336 @305: "It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making."

I'm guessing Tlaib's staff isn't as uniformly white and male as Bernie's, and they're much less likely to unionize, or go crying to the Daily Beast, BuzzFeed, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (YcLo4)

337 Assackley, garrett.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (pbg54)

338 The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)

339 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)



I won't work for anything under $75/hr. Sit on it, Tlaib.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

340 Never had a desire to go to Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)
........

Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.

Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

341 328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)


She's got big tits.
Watch that vid of them throwing her out
of 2016 Trump rally.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)

342 The army will know not to pronounce him dead of a heart attack until the catch him this time.

Posted by: Carl Snook at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (vAsC9)

343 276 >>Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?


OttoPERSON, you ignorant hick!

Posted by: SJW at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Vy7tf)

344 Remember that failed coup? Good times and many laughs.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (ym5eo)

345 grammie, daughter has spectrum. they suck satans' taint. the worst.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)

346 I'm pissed I missed the *shocking revelation* that National Review lent its august name to the rehab effort for Jeffrey Epstein.

We should do a pedo pool in terms of which staff swing that way. I saw someone push a bunch a chips on Kevin Williamson, but I'm tempted to go all in on David French. A guy that self-righteous who can't stop talking about his African daughter ain't all he seems to be. He's got some demons he's trying to cover up.

I think Goldberg's actually a run of the mill incel who happens to be married.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (bczF/)

347 325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.
---
No relation.

Posted by: Hoppe's at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (hjaPQ)

348 >>Never had a desire to go to Turkey


That one Hardees commercial.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/O9R9)

349 okay well I really thought I'd be able to put up a conclusion to this hanging question within an hour but I guess not. I'll put up another post.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

350

Who can do photoshops?

Comey as Alfred E Newman with the caption:

"What, Me Lie?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Jy6ww)

351 grammie, daughter has spectrum. they suck satans' taint. the worst.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)



They are horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (lwiT4)

352 https://fxn.ws/2Gp58tt
********
Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)

353 This one :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHW6QbKzJtw

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (/O9R9)

354 338
The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go
best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)
---
The ones with backbone were purged long ago. The exiles, on the other hand...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (bczF/)

355 She's got big tits and she just can't lie
Them other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And those fun bags in your face
You get sprung.....

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (ym5eo)

356 338 The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.
---
Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (hjaPQ)

357 Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
1m
I wonder if Hillary will get joint custody of Huma.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (BqBId)

358 Hi horde. This comment has nothing to do with either people dying or with Coors beer.

My sister had a chunk of her lung taken out last week. It turned out to be a stage I carcinoma and it was right in the same spot where my mother's lung cancer started. My mom died in '85 at the age of 62, before they could do lung scans. My sister is more fortunate.

She had a rough few days and is still sore, but I guess she's feeling better. She's having a beer (Heineken light) in the backyard right now with two of her friends.

I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

359 Oh, and she is now cancer free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

360
I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)


You are being kept alive until at least you pay off your Apple Cup bet from last year.

nurse's orders.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

361 341
328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)





She's got big tits.

Watch that vid of them throwing her out

of 2016 Trump rally.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)

That's where she stores her hate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)

362 I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.

Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)


That's great news! Continued prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

363 Great news Donna.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (tH5fk)

364 Went around the news channels, nothing yet on Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)

365 Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)


That was expected.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (GZCaY)

366 IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
I know how you feel, I had Frontier (previously Verizon until Frontier took over here) and had ZERO choice. They were insanely expensive, and you better not be late with your payment!

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (sLicW)

367 If you don't want to go to Turkey, there are quite a few more beautiful and fun countries nearby.

Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

368 >>I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!


St. Elsewhere can suck a bag of dicks. Say one thing for the morons - We know triage.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (/O9R9)

369 Manu Raju @mkraju
1m
DOJ warns Mueller that his testimony "must remain within the boundaries" of his public report and anything beyond that would be covered by executive privilege. It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

370 >359 Oh, and she is now cancer free.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)



What fantastic news Donna!!!!! I'm very happy for you and your entire family.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (UU59y)

371 Yep. Sheryl Crow is a dude.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (ym5eo)

372 "Is this anybody's business but the Turks?
"


no, the business of the heart attack gun is solely a CIA patented device. Any other use of the heart attack gun is expressly prohibited.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Cus5s)

373 > Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.
That's actually happened before more than once.
Under the Kemal Ataturk model, Turkish government proceeded like this:

1) Democracy2) Islamists win, suspend democracy
3) Soldiers shoot Islamists, restore democracy

I'm not sure if there are still enough military officers loyal to the legacy of Ataturk to pull it off again, but it has definitely worked out that way before.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (GDooN)

374 ...triage AND late 80s Porn Starlets.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (/O9R9)

375
Never had a desire to go to Turkey



Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

........



Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.

Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

they have some nice beaches from what I hear. A lot of those guys worked non mil contract jobs during Iraqi Freedom. Turkey would not be my first choice because of the anti-Americanism but they do seem to have some nice places to visit if they ever get right.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (n13/j)

376 367 If you don't want to go to Turkey, there are quite a few more beautiful and fun countries nearby.
Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

Like Israel for instance.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

377 Oh, and she is now cancer free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)


Did not catch this previously, but belated prayers are up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

378 Oh, and she is now cancer free.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

So happy to hear that.

Continued blessings.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (xPJvm)

379 OttoPERSON, you ignorant hick!

Posted by: SJW at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Vy7tf)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (t6MX/)

380 Thanks everyone. I am so relieved and grateful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

381 It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

Mueller is unnecessary.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

382 OttoPERSON


It always comes back to sexbots.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

383 (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM


I got at&t landline and internet when that was only option for internet at lake house. Then they came out with internet only service, but I was told if I dropped landline repair calls would be 5 days instead of 1 if I kept landline. So, last time I called repair and automated voice said 3 days to send repairman.

Think I'll cancel all service and just use hotspot on cellphone and pay overages for times when we go to lake.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (wsBus)

384 Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News
........

Oopty! ABORT ABORT ABORT

Posted by: Nadler's briefs at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

385 Let me see those titties bounce.

That booty shake.

Those titties bounce.

That boooty.

Those titties....

( . )( . )
------------
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/
1152726699777220608

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Dh1wo)

386 Nood idiot person.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

387 i threw the spectrum salesperson off my porch. told him to never set foot on my property again. i loathe those fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (KP5rU)

388 Glad to hear your sister came through the surgery well, DonnaV.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (GDooN)

389
By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.

*No, I have no idea if it was.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

=======

They'll be calling for Medicare for everyone in the entire world. Why privilege those who manage to crash our borders?

And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)

390
Erdogan as Alfred E Newman

"What, Me Mort?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)

391 Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

Awesome! God speed on the recovery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)

392 380 Thanks everyone. I am so relieved and grateful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

yay!!! such good news.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (a0IVu)

393
brb, rigor mortisin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)

394 Wonderful news Donna. I'm sure you and your family are relieved.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (RBOtF)

395 ATT and CBS are feuding here so channel 2 is gone.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (FhXTo)

396 Three grand for a thirty day prescription?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53

Well, on plus side you'll hit deductible quicker.Had that with pancreatic med for wife. Approx. $2k.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (wsBus)

397 So take me back to Constantinople

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks

The Four Lads, circa 1953

Posted by: Chad C. Mulligan at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (DkXQB)

398 grammie, I know, I'm sure they're not any better. Let's just hope the service is more reliable.

clutch, exactly!

chavez, I can imagine.

olddog, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

399 Congrats, Donna! Great news.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

400 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM


When administered enematically in moderation, yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (k4ZAj)

401 375
Never had a desire to go to Turkey
******

Some parts, like Cappadocia, are very interesting. Istanbul is a great city, with urbane and friendly people.

Farther east, not so much.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+2bXy)

Paul Sperry at Real Clear Investigations: IG Horowitz is Set to Report That Comey Deliberately Lied to, Spied on President Trump, While Claiming In Congressional Testimony That There Was No Investigation Into Trump

Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher and Barkless Ent James Comey lied to the President and might well have lied to Congress, under oath.

Lying to your constitutional superior officer to undertake an illegal investigation into him is a fireable offense, of course, meaning Comey knew from the start that Trump was justified in firing him and his successful lobbying for a Special Prosecutor was unjustified and entirely self-serving.

But lying to Congress? That's criminal.

At least it's a criminal offense for those not members of the Inner Party.

Comey created a special non-fireable spy position to spy on Trump. And when that guy finally did get let go, he sent in another spy!

Two U.S. officials briefed on the inspector general's investigation of possible FBI misconduct said Comey was essentially "running a covert operation against" the president...


...


In his recently published memoir, "A Higher Loyalty," Comey denied having "a counterintelligence case file open on [Trump]," though he qualified the denial by adding this was true only in the "literal" sense. He also twice denied investigating Trump, under oath, in congressional testimony.


...

[Comey] also did some online sleuthing, personally searching Trump on Google and even looking through hours of YouTube videos of him.


...

At the same time Comey was personally scrutinizing the president during meetings in the White House and phone conversations from the FBI, he had an agent inside the White House working on the Russia investigation, where he reported back to FBI headquarters about Trump and his aides, according to officials familiar with the matter. The agent, Anthony Ferrante, who specialized in cyber crime, left the White House around the same time Comey was fired and soon joined a security consulting firm, where he contracted with BuzzFeed to lead the news site's efforts to verify the Steele dossier, in connection with a defamation lawsuit.

Knowledgeable sources inside the Trump White House say Comey carved out an extraordinary new position for Ferrante, which allowed him to remain on reserve status at the FBI while working in the White House as a cybersecurity adviser.

"In an unprecedented action, Comey created a new FBI reserve position for Ferrante, enabling him to have an ongoing relationship with the agency, retaining his clearances and enabling him to come back in [to bureau headquarters]," said a former National Security Council official who requested anonymity.

"Between the election and April 2017, when Ferrante finally left the White House, the Trump NSC division supervisor was not allowed to get rid of Ferrante," he added, "and Ferrante continued working -- in direct conflict with the no-contact policy between the White House and the Department of Justice."

Through a spokeswoman at FTI Consulting, which maintains the BuzzFeed contract, Ferrante declined to comment.

Another FBI official, Jordan Rae Kelly, who worked closely with Mueller when he headed the bureau, replaced Ferrante upon his White House exit (though she signed security logs for him to continue entering the White House as a visitor while he was working for BuzzFeed). Kelly left the White House last year and joined Ferrante at FTI Consulting.

Working with Comey liaison Ferrante at the NSC in early 2017 was another Obama holdover -- Tashina Gauhar, who remains a top national security adviser at the Justice Department.

Read the whole thing, obviously.

And why is this Gauhar monster still permitted to serve in Trump's administration?

I don't know this as a fact, but a well-informed friend who has broken a lot of stories on this matter either knows, or speculates, that people like Gauhar are being kept on the payroll because the IG can only demand interviews with current government employees.

Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

Is that what's happening with this... specimen? I don't know.

Hey, remember when the media and their NeverTrump sleeper agents all shrieked as one that there was no spying going on?

What do covert spies do, if not spy?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM




Comments

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1 Perp walk for Comey, plz, thx

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (bcbK8)

2 Thought you were gonna nap a bit, Ace.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (UpS69)

3 Comey needs to be prosecuted. Period. Deep state bullshit has to stop.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (jUVms)

4 Think you can lie to your employer and keep your job? Much less attempt to blackmail them and not be the bitch of D block inside a year?

Yeah, if Trump decides to say fuck the courts, this fool can live in Guantanamo until I leave the White House, I would not be bothered.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (o5jh5)

5 So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

Change "paycheck" to "breath" and I'm just fine with it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (vkS2Z)

6 Cruise to Cuba (Gitmo) tickets are going fast!

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (FdNxH)

7 There had better be indictments and trials. If there are none, the promise of the Trump "drain the swamp" agenda will largely be vitiated.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (RmBQf)

8 St. Comey should be given the choice whether to be crucified right side up or upside down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (v4v6L)

9 This is where Horowitz earns his stripes or a hanging.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (y7DUB)

10 Comey? Lie?!

Day ending in Y...

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (O1SUl)

11 But lying to Congress? That's criminal.

---

But no one has jurisdiction, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (Iq9NT)

12 This has been one helluva ride

It is only gonna get better.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (yuF4N)

13 There will be several harshly worded letters coming out of this, in approximately #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)

14 Gauhar monster

Sounds like an art film in black and white with numerous pauses in the dialogue.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

15

I'd love to see this f-ing head case marched off to prison.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (TdMsT)

16 I'm shocked, shocked that there is gambling going on in there!!

Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (Z/1Kk)

17 There had better be indictments and trials. If there are none, the promise of the Trump "drain the swamp" agenda will largely be vitiated.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto


Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (FdNxH)

18 Is it time for another picture in the woods?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (aCNZ6)

19 TallMan Bad.

Rinse, Repeat.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (yuF4N)

20 13
There will be several harshly worded letters coming out of this, in approximately #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker



I have faith in Barr.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (T6t7i)

21
Call me when he is in solitary confinement, without bail, and financially ruined..... like Manafort.

*spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

22 >>I don't know this as a fact, but a well-informed friend who has broken a lot of stories on this matter either knows, or speculates, that people like Gauhar are being kept on the payroll because the IG can only demand interviews with current government employees.

>>Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

>>So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

I've been saying this for the last 2 years. It's why Strzok, Page, Baker and others were kept on until they were no longer useful and then cut loose.

And Bruce Ohr is still employed by the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (K/2j/)

23 Horowitz is making a habit of only exposing wrongdoing. It is up to Bill Barr and the President to go much further.

That executive summary on the last report was media chum, but the report itself was quite damning. If only we had a cabinet department concerned with Justice...

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (o5jh5)

24 Heads and pikes. Some assembly required

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (TB+At)

25 Sooo, the coup is ongoing?

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (HaL55)

26 #twoweeks still cracks me up.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (knDqF)

27 moar taller gallows!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (ym5eo)

28 Maybe Comey isn't a liar. Maybe he's just misunderstood!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

29 Comey really needs The Special Punishment* administered.


*A punishment so clever, so diabolical, so evil, so painful, that I would be banned forever from this website . . .

And also everyone here would subscribe to my newsletter.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Mo1SD)

30 Is long tall Jimmy still employed by William and Mary? Excellent hire imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (y7DUB)

31 Uh, this might be an opportune time for a mangled Bible verse.

Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (EgshT)

32 moar taller gallows!
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (ym5eo)

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Hey.... congrats on your boxjumps.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (8XRCm)

33 Has Max Boot spoken again about how Trump and his supporters have damaged respect for the FBI?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (aCNZ6)

34
St. James Comey: I say unto you. Let he who has not lied to Congress under oath cast the first IG report

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kw5n8)

35 Pundit said it was a crime to lie to the president as the president was his boss. I will get the link.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (JkygK)

36 Burn, baby, burn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

37 Gee, I think we know why the WH was leaking like a sieve during the first 6 mos. of Trump's presidency, huh?

How many plants were placed there to report to IC, Hillary/Obama/DNC, the media, FusionGPS, etc?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

38 30
Is long tall Jimmy still employed by William and Mary? Excellent hire imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate


Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

39 Comey and his minions better end up in prison or is the law only for us plebes? Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (If7m8)

40 31 Uh, this might be an opportune time for a mangled Bible verse.
Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (EgshT)

Let he who is without subpoenas cast the first stone!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

41 Vitiated? There are women present

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (TB+At)

42 Fraudulent
Bogus
Investigations

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (FdNxH)

43 38
30

Is long tall Jimmy still employed by William and Mary? Excellent hire imo.



Posted by: Captain Hate

Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.


Posted by: pep



Also, newts.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (T6t7i)

44 >>Horowitz is making a habit of only exposing wrongdoing. It is up to Bill Barr and the President to go much further.


It's not a habit. It's his job.

The job of the IG is to investigate. Full stop. If he finds something he considers potentially illegal he is mandated to immediately contact the DOJ and turn it over to them.

This is why so many misinterpreted his report last year as weak. It wasn't. He doesn't make charges he just investigates. The DOJ makes charges.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (K/2j/)

45 Your honor,
The reports of Trump working with the Russians were s so credible that we felt that special measures needed to be undertaken and were permissible-- and in fact warranted --as it directly related to national security.

Posted by: Comey at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

46 I know Trump has said this, that he needs to make sure this never happens to another president, but he really needs to make sure these people are tried and convicted of these crimes, and these corrupt federal agencies are purged, bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

47
I don't think I buy the "holdovers being kept on so they can be interviewed by the IG" line of reasoning.

If these people had incriminating knowledge about the coup plotters they would resign, and the Left's money-and-influence machine would see to it that they were taken care of and kept in the manner to which they've become accustomed.

It would be very, very easy for the coup cucks to obviate that angle of attack, and they would.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

48 Two U.S. officials briefed on the inspector general's investigation of possible FBI misconduct said Comey was essentially "running a covert operation against" the president...

It was a coup. It wasn't very covert. Comey wasn't the one in charge (though he's responsible enough to receive the full penalty of treason as he allied with foreign enemies to overthrow the American government).

And Barky and Shrillary and the rest of the scumbags need to be held to account, too. And not PMITA federal prison. Gallows.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (6fsOH)

49 When do the executions start?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (MOpDc)

50 We have the worst trash running around loose in Washington. Fucking assmonger spies on Trump and then goes to work for Buzzfeed?

Inquisitor when, plz?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (bcbK8)

51 Lying to congress is punishable by 5 years and/or a $5,000 fine.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (mpXpK)

52 32 moar taller gallows!
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (ym5eo)

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Hey.... congrats on your boxjumps.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (8XRCm)

Thanks! Where was this kind of training when I was a athlete in school? Anyway never too late to peak

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (ym5eo)

53 This is why so many misinterpreted his report last year as weak. It wasn't. He doesn't make charges he just investigates. The DOJ makes charges.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (K/2j/)

His summary didn't match the investigative narrative of the report. That was the big criticism.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (knDqF)

54 Willowed:

Re Brownie mix

If you ever see a recipe to make cookies out of the prepackaged brownie mix, do it. Sandwiching marshmallow fluff or cookie butter between two of them = yum

Don't make them too big, though, because they're extremely rich. Quarter sized before they're cooked is just about right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (Iq9NT)

55 Sometimes there just isn't enough invective, profanity or obscenity.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

56 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

57 James Comey is a traditionalist.

Posted by: J. Edgar at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FdNxH)

58 51 Lying to congress is punishable by 5 years and/or a $5,000 fine.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (mpXpK)
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How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

59 56 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

He's very tall.

Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (qEujL)

60 29 Comey really needs The Special Punishment* administered.


*A punishment so clever, so diabolical, so evil, so painful, that I would be banned forever from this website . . .

And also everyone here would subscribe to my newsletter.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Mo1SD)

*subscribe

Also, I'll help load mags

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

61 58 51 Lying to congress is punishable by 5 years and/or a $5,000 fine.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (mpXpK)
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How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

Depends whether you're an R or a D.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

62 "If Comey lied to Trump -- who is, after all, a federal official -- its prosecutable as a False Statements Act violation."

--Glenn Reynolds

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/336696/

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (JkygK)

63 Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)


You sound like a disgruntled alum. Relax, if it wasn't them it would be one of the rest of our dogshit collection of whores.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (y7DUB)

64 33 Has Max Boot spoken again about how Trump and his supporters have damaged respect for the FBI?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (aCNZ6)


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Don't make fun of Max Boot. The poor man is retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (v4v6L)

65 How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)


What about "Wax my balls"?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (6fsOH)

66 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI......
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

Boy, I'll say!

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (NFEMn)

67 well, see, we had to investigate Trump because RUSSIA! or something.. And this POS and the rest will probably get away with it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

68 It took me 5 minutes to find the apostrophe in it's in my quote at 62 and remove it to not break Pixy's SQL.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (JkygK)

69 we're gonna need a bigger jail

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (cm1Wq)

70 64 33 Has Max Boot spoken again about how Trump and his supporters have damaged respect for the FBI?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (aCNZ6)


---------

Don't make fun of Max Boot. The poor man is retarded.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (v4v6L)

Making fun of retards is fun, though!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

71 >>His summary didn't match the investigative narrative of the report. That was the big criticism.

Yes it did. And his investigation led to the exposure of Strzok and Page, the firing of McCabe, the ties between the DOJ and FBI And the media and a whole lot more.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (K/2j/)

72 58 How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

A criminal contempt citation can have any level of fine.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (mpXpK)

73 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

74 What about "Wax my balls"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (6fsOH)


Wish Miyagi thought of this for Daniel-San!

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

75 Hmm...where are those curtains?

Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (EgshT)

76 68 It took me 5 minutes to find the apostrophe in it's in my quote at 62 and remove it to not break Pixy's SQL.
Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (JkygK)

Part of the 'charm' of Pixy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (bcbK8)

77 54 Willowed:

Re Brownie mix

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (Iq9NT)

Heh; I read this as "Be Brownie mix."

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (UpS69)

78 63
Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)



You sound like a disgruntled alum. Relax, if it wasn't them it would be one of the rest of our dogshit collection of whores.


I am. When I was there back in the Dark Ages, WandM was a fairly conservative institution, one of only a few. It no longer is.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)

79 Sometimes there just isn't enough invective, profanity or obscenity.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Well that's a bunch of sniveling f**king bullshit!

(how'd I do?)

Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (Z/1Kk)

80 So Commey had people in the WH, Strzok was cultivating spies on VP Pence's team, who else?
What was Andy McCabe doing for Hillary?

Not hard to imagine they weren't just gathering intel for Commey, but for FusionGPS and key MSM reporters.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

81 He's very tall.

And he admitted to trying to hide in curtains? WTF does that? Or should I say, WTF in any position of power in DC does that and expects it to be considered somehow normal?

If he's typical of the heads of agencies in DC, we're in a lot more trouble than I thought.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (HaL55)

82 "it's"

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (JkygK)

83 Imma thinkin' St James is about to be defrocked.

Long tall Jimmy in a black place...

Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (XTiHL)

84 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

-------

I will see your James Comey and raise you one John Brennan.

Seriously, it's almost as though Obama wanted to bring down the US by appointing the most dangerous incompetent people he could find.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (v4v6L)

85 impossible to troubleshoot for me

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (JkygK)

86 Off N. African sock!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (Z/1Kk)

87 79 Sometimes there just isn't enough invective, profanity or obscenity.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Well that's a bunch of sniveling f**king bullshit!

(how'd I do?)
Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (Z/1Kk)

Hmmm. It's a bit derivative and censoring the word "fuck" takes some of the punch out of it. I'll give it a C. I expect marked improvement in your next effort.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

88 He's a long dumb weirdo in a black suit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (aCNZ6)

89 85 impossible to troubleshoot for me
Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (JkygK)

Practice, practice!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (UpS69)

90
This is why Barry's hair has turned white. And Merkel shakes in public.

Posted by: Fire burns steel at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (Am8Sm)

91 "I may have murdered tens of millions of my own people -- but that was only in a literal sense." -- Zombie Chairman Mao, hero to St James Comey

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (b0NMl)

92 But lying to Congress? That's criminal.
_______________

Well technically, sure, but no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute!

Posted by: Saint Jim Comey at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

93 This bit of news saddens me. Now all those thousands of hard-working, honest FBI field agents are going to resign in protest of how Comey damaged their beloved agency.

With all the imminent resignations, who will be left to spy on conservatives?

Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (9vQJW)

94 We here at this esteemed forum are entirely missing the point, which is.....that no matter how corrupt THEY acted, it was because of TRUMP. So, it's ALWAYS going to be Trump's fault. He them break the law.

That's why no one involved in the attempted COUP or in the media or in the NeverTrump gang will EVER offer an apology or a mea culpa.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

95 Who on The Five will be the first to call Juan Williams a retard?

To his face.

On air.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (h7sWp)

96 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (K/2j/)

You mean the summary statement that Comey's actions were the result of bad judgments and not political bias? That matched what was actually uncovered?

I give it to you. You don't yield an inch.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (knDqF)

97 Sir Prize, Sir Prize, Sir Prize ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (LPnfS)

98 Hang Comey first.

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Posted by: erwen wilson at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (w0r2s)

100 95 Who on The Five will be the first to call Juan Williams a retard?

To his face.

On air.
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8)

101 I'll give it a C. I expect marked improvement in your next effort.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Le sads.

I had an English prof in college that gave my paper blistering comments and a grade of C- . On the last page she said "Be at least you show promise as a student."

I have always remembered that. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Z/1Kk)

102 Wait for my strongly worded letter!

Posted by: IG Horowitz at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

103 wow, now THAT is some random spam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

104 Can we get back the Blago Skull?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_false_statements

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (JkygK)

105 willowed: I think Chelsea is in Epstein's black book.
Which way I don't know.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Dk29P)

106 That was a very moving post, erwen. Thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (v4v6L)

107 cleanup on 99

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (UpS69)

108 Who on The Five will be the first to call Juan Williams a retard?

To his face.

On air.
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That is an uncalled for insult to retards. Most of them have quit a bit of personal charm, even if they aren't that smart.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (cm1Wq)

109 Yeah, one of two things will happen:

-Comey is given a pass


-Comey accidentally shoots himself in the back of the head several times

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (AkkRZ)

110
There will be several harshly worded letters coming out of this, in approximately #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


I have faith in Barr.
Posted by: pep

=======

I want to believe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (13CQC)

111 Did you see the secret code in #99? They're coming to save me!

Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (EgshT)

112
I expect Comey has direct knowledge of Clinton's and Obama's involvement in this. I also think he's such a self-serving worm that he can't be depended upon to keep that knowledge to himself.

So he won't be prosecuted. Not for anything serious, anyway. The government is not going to put those two at risk.

Now, he could end up doing the old two-bullet suicide routine, but he won't face the kind of investigation that makes little bitches like him start squealing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (AzW6q)

113 wow, now THAT is some random spam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK


I, kind of, liked it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (6fsOH)

114 I always maintained that an incoming administration should fire the entire top ten percent of the bureaucracy. The ordinary workers can stay but the movers and shakers have to be shaken off and that includes the DOJ, FBI, CIA, DOD, IRS, FDA, the lot.

This would also make it harder for the swamp to maintain their status quo. You lose your job you might have to move out of the DC.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (nyFJf)

115 Lace spells for sale.

Also, I can have a baby spells for better life?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Iq9NT)

116 St. James Comey: I say unto you. Let he who has not lied to Congress under oath cast the first IG report
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kw5n
*******
That would Be Little St. James Comey if you get my Jeffrey Epstein drift

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (BqBId)

117 101 I'll give it a C. I expect marked improvement in your next effort.
Posted by: Insomniac

---

Le sads.

I had an English prof in college that gave my paper blistering comments and a grade of C- . On the last page she said "Be at least you show promise as a student."

I have always remembered that. LOL


had a teacher in jr high school threaten to give me a c because I had aced every test he had given me and therefore had not demonstrated improvement.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (sGtp+)

118 And if Comey isn't going to be put in a cell, getting stretched out from the inside by Big Bubba, who cares?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (flrcs)

119 103 wow, now THAT is some random spam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK

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The gauntlet is thrown. Lace Wigs will need to up its game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (v4v6L)

120 It's like being at Hotair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Iq9NT)

121 Spam might make more sense translated into Chinese or Russian and back to English again.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (YcLo4)

122
If these people had incriminating knowledge about the coup plotters they would resign

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

=======

That's exactly what I was thinking. Now, kudos to me for reading the thread and finding your post before blasting on all HEY HEY HEY here's my genius original take!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (13CQC)

123 Will he be criminally charged is my question.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (JUOKG)

124 #99 at least you didn't tell me how i could make 1000's working from home.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

125 "Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher and Barkless Ent James Comey"

I would love to see that on his official nameplate.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (6eEQ+)

126 I am. When I was there back in the Dark Ages, WandM was a fairly conservative institution, one of only a few. It no longer is.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)


My parents dragged me to Williamsburg in the early 60s and the school looked like a nice place. I hated Williamsburg though; even though the term hadn't been invented then, I considered it theme park history. The funny thing was my parents got these great American Heritage hardbound mags that were too advanced for a callow yute like me. Maybe Father Hate read them after I went to bed because I'd hate to think of them being unread.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (y7DUB)

127 I think Chelsea is in Epstein's black book.
Which way I don't know.
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Well Epstein's friend Ghislane Maxwell attended Hillary's wedding. And is seen in photos so its pretty obvious she's connected at least one step removed. CGI is going to take out the entire family.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (vrRJj)

128 Break the spell! Break the love spell!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (TB+At)

129 From wiki on false statements:

A number of notable people have been convicted under the section, including Martha Stewart, Rod Blagojevich, Scooter Libby, Bernard Madoff, Michael Cohen and Jeffrey Skilling.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (JkygK)

130 >>You mean the summary statement that Comey's actions were the result of bad judgments and not political bias? That matched what was actually uncovered?

>>I give it to you. You don't yield an inch.


Why don't you pull up the exact quote and let's see what he said.

Tell me something, why does Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows, Matt Gaetz and the rest of the hardline Trump defenders in the House say Horowitz is extremely competent and they trust him? Do they know less than the comments section too?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (K/2j/)

131 @120: "It's like being at Hotair."

To be fair, it's counterproductive to delete spam comments when they're the only comments you've got.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (YcLo4)

132 Like nobody here is spell curious?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (ym5eo)

133 Man, I hate spam.

Posted by: Cat Filters at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (r0YGN)

134 114 I always maintained that an incoming administration should fire the entire top ten percent of the bureaucracy.

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BRING BACK DECIMATION!!!

Posted by: The Guy Who Wants To Bring Back Decimation at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (v4v6L)

135 Ruby Ridge, Waco Rules of Engagement. The Congress went after these guys back then to little avail Now we are shocked, schocked! about Comey and Mueller/Bueller. Screw these guys in particular.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (n13/j)

136 132 Like nobody here is spell curious?

not about spells, no. but I do wonder whether dr. gbojie has his own emoji.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (sGtp+)

137 How much for a lust spell?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (ym5eo)

138 Maybe when Comey tweeted that pic in a redwood forest he was sizing up trees from which to hang himself....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

139 "Comey needs to be prosecuted. Period. Deep state bullshit has to stop.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (jUVms)"

- - - - - - -

Nothing will or can happen until after the election and only in case that GOP win the House. A new generation of Republicans is needed, Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf)

140 wow, now THAT is some random spam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK

I, kind of, liked it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (6fsOH)


I thought of the Techomages from Babylon 5 ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (LPnfS)

141 at least you didn't tell me how i could make 1000's working from home.

I noticed the distinct absence of Caterpillar filters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (HaL55)

142 Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

______


Fuck the IG -- send in troops to haul these traitors away and give them proper military tribunal trials followed by public firing squads!


Make Setting Examples Ensuring This NEVER Happens Again ... Great Again!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (b0NMl)

143 I'd also like to see Brennan take a dive with Comey.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (jUVms)

144 Comey likely has tons of connections still.


Meaning he's in the know or close to it.

So, has he lawyered up and stopped talking publicly or nah?


#2weeks

Posted by: Ha at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (MAstk)

145 One call to Dr. Ghojie does it all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (v4v6L)

146 Fuck the IG -- send in troops to haul these traitors away and give them proper military tribunal trials followed by public firing squads!


How about some armed early morning raids?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (O2RFr)

147 132 Like nobody here is spell curious?
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Are you completely unfamiliar with the Hellraiser franchise?

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (cm1Wq)

148 3 I'd also like to see Brennan take a dive with Comey.

Has Brennan said anything lately ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

149

Who's gonna mend a broken mind?

The mind mender.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

150 Like nobody here is spell curious?

Nah, we already had a troll named "curious."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (HaL55)

151 imo the cabal (Comey/Mueller/Strzok/??) are long time fixers for the Clinton Crime Syndicate. They are so metastasized into DC and Harvard and ... so much ... that they all have some level of kompromat on each other.


Even our own good guys have been co-mingled to various extents, compromised or at least befriended by even the slimiest (they smile and giggle together in social networks, while knowing of the commie/mafia infiltration). So breaking the "We are so important" mentality of even "our guys" is difficult.


The DC "royalty" really want to just slap a wrist when sedition is exposed ... which is like the serpent beguiling Eve. The DC crime syndicate needs 100s going to prison ... the SL crisis had like 1000 bankers in prison ... now treason is laughed off.


Sad ... and suicidal.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

152 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf)

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Agree. 100%

Worthless POS. Isn't he on some board now that he absolutely shouldn't be on?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)

153 The thing I always heard about the FBI HRT is that they were accountants pretending to be SEALS. Don't get me wrong, I respect a lot of people in the FBI. But they have to be reigned in just like they want to do with POTUS. Sometimes the accountants want to be Rambo.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (n13/j)

154 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (1XAal)

155 93 This bit of news saddens me. Now all those thousands of hard-working, honest FBI field agents are going to resign in protest of how Comey damaged their beloved agency.

With all the imminent resignations, who will be left to spy on conservatives?
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (9vQJW)

Has anybody resigned in protest? Sounds like it will be poor supervision and bad judgement and everyone will skate.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (U7k5w)

156 I'm a lot less worried about Barr bringing appropriate charges than I am about a jury of DC types. Nullification is a nice way of saying what will happen.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)

157
Nah, we already had a troll named "curious."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (HaL55)

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I wonder if she's still keeping dossiers on the Horde.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (v4v6L)

158 152 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf) ,



Completely worthless.

Posted by: Boehner at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)

159 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

160 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf)



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Agree. 100%



Worthless POS. Isn't he on some board now that he absolutely shouldn't be on?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)

they all are.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (n13/j)

161 I thought of the Techomages from Babylon 5 ...
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (LPnfS)
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I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars ...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (iB1oa)

162 Re Brownie mix

If you ever see a recipe to make cookies out of the prepackaged brownie mix, do it. Sandwiching marshmallow fluff or cookie butter between two of them = yum

Don't make them too big, though, because they're extremely rich. Quarter sized before they're cooked is just about right.
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I like to add extra lard and two cups of sugar.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (JcXHH)

163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

164
I expect Comey has direct knowledge of Clinton's and Obama's involvement in this. I also think he's such a self-serving worm that he can't be depended upon to keep that knowledge to himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Dang, you are totally on my wavelength today. I was just entertaining the follow-on question: why has Comey covered for them so far? Yeah sure, he was also in it up to his neck, but he's already made money off his book and surely it's safest to be the first one to spill.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (13CQC)

165 Betcha ol' Tashina is hightailing it out of town right about now.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (qlTN9)

166 At the end of the day, Horowitz worked at SDNY with Comey and there is no reason to believe he will undermine him and recommend prosecution.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (U7k5w)

167 If Ryan has a shred of honor left he'd commit seppukku on live TV.

Piece of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (v4v6L)

168
Completely worthless.
Posted by: Boehner at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)


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HA! Two of a kind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (jUVms)

169 Just so you know
nobody has gone to jail for any of this except Trump people

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (1XAal)

170 Is Comey still posting photos on social media?

Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (88xKn)

171 159: I'll be surprised if any of them face indictment.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

172 In the old days this would have been ropes and lampposts time.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (QCc6B)

173 I wonder if she's still keeping dossiers on the Horde.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (v4v6L)
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Nothing like that is happening. Go about your business.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (iB1oa)

174 I'd also like to see Brennan take a dive with Comey.
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McCabe, Strzok, Page, for sure

Comey 50/50

Brennan Clapper unlikely

Yates Lynch nope

Ben Rhodes Samantha Power nope

Obama/Clinton - hand waving, technical violations no reasonable prosecutor would indict

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (JOZL3)

175 So, the popcorn popper has been on hot standby for over two months now, this really needs to have results. Not saying soon, I'm a patient man, but ... I want results.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (qZdIZ)

176 52 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf) ,


Ryan was a total fraud and I'll never forget Fatboy Rove trying to give him credit for Trump's election when Fox finally told us Trump was president.

Someone on the panel....maybe Tucker? ... just about laughed in Rove's face when he said that

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

177 169: That's right. but...soon.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (U7k5w)

178 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind bars.

Posted by: Blago at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (UfkIY)

179 why has Comey covered for them so far?

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Because he doesn't want to commit suicide in a park?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RMwSd)

180 Comey, barkless?

That gangly f*ck is all bark.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (Ct55T)

181 What is the correct font for a harshly wirded letter and should caps and bold be used?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (tmpaY)

182 I wonder if she's still keeping dossiers on the Horde.

Heh. I hadn't thought about her in ages, thank goodness. We've had some strange trolls here, haven't we?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

184 179 why has Comey covered for them so far?

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Because he doesn't want to commit suicide in a park?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RMwSd)

Oh we can't have nice things

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

185 You got it, Blago.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (JkygK)

186 99

Wow. Slow your roll pal

Posted by: Machines For Sale at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (flINI)

187 Ratfuckers

They are all ratfuckers

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (1XAal)

188 OT/ but the woman who claimed the man at the grocery story told her to "go back to where she came from" has decided to press charges.. Seriously? For what? From what I gather she admitted he didn't exactly say that but even if he did... Charges?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

189 At the end of the day, Horowitz worked at SDNY with Comey and there is no reason to believe he will undermine him and recommend prosecution.
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Working with someone does not necessarily mean that the association engendered respect

sometimes experience teaches you a person's character . . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (nUSav)

190 why has Comey covered for them so far?

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Because he doesn't want to commit suicide in a park?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RMwSd)

Suicide
In the park
I think it was the fourth of July....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (NFEMn)

191 183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It's gaelic for 'my dick tastes like rabbit ass'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

192 181 What is the correct font for a harshly wirded letter and should caps and bold be used?
Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (tmpaY)

Comic Sans.

Or, if you really want to get your point across: Wingdings.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Ct55T)

193 In addition to a good five cent cigar, this country needs Speaker of the House Louie Gohmert.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (C1Lsn)

194 No wonder the SOB hid behind the curtains when PDT tried to greet him.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (jm1YL)

195 179: I suspect money, lot's of money including the cash laundered to pay for the worthless book. I can't imagine that only the Clintons get payoffs.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (U7k5w)

196 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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Enormous jackwagon?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (iB1oa)

197 Your honor,
The reports of Trump working with the Russians were s so credible that we felt that special measures needed to be undertaken and were permissible-- and in fact warranted --as it directly related to national security.

Posted by: Comey at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)
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But at no point were they spying.

Posted by: Also James Comey at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (DuZls)

198 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)

199 Don't make them too big, though, because they're extremely rich. Quarter sized before they're cooked is just about right.
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I like to add extra lard and two cups of sugar.

Posted by: Ana Navarro

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I rarely make buttercream icing anymore, but yeah, that would probably be delicious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RMwSd)

200 191 183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It's gaelic for 'my dick tastes like rabbit ass'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK

"Do they call me the bridge-builder? No, they feckin' don't!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

201 183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Comey... definition - big pile of piss stains.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (myjNJ)

202 @163: "googleweblight"

"Google Web Light" meaning your Kindle is downsizing web content to make loading and processing faster on your Kindle.

Mostly harmless optimization.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (YcLo4)

203 Frankovich's Monster: "That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern."

Yep.

I mean there are other compelling reasons, but that is a good observation. I have had to unlearn a lot of things to really appreciate had badly misinformed I have been WRT our governance.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (6eEQ+)

204 What do covert spies do, if not spy?
...........

*fingers in ears*
QUIT SAYING THAT WORD

Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

205 Good thing unclosed formatting tags in comments resolve themselves automatically now!

#twoweeks

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (YcLo4)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (RMwSd)

207 163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

That's the google web indexer for phones and mobile devices

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

208 196 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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Enormous jackwagon?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (iB1oa)

Yes, I believe " Comey" is an Old Irish word derivation of " flukeworm"....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (90T4r)

209 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It means "son of servant of The Lord"


Not joking.
Wikipedia

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

210 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a
crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind
bars.


It's the same law that says it's ok for you to strip your state emails of their top secret clearance and email them for your home server, but if you take a picture inside a submarine and send it to your mom, you go to jail.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (AkkRZ)

211 I'll be surprised if any of them face indictment.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

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Yeah. They are too high up, and know too much, and could expose people the Deep State will not permit to be threatened.

I think probably the highest ranking person we can hope to see defenestrated is McCabe, and that's asking a whole lot. Probably nobody above (or perhaps apart from) Strzok will go down.

I have him marked out as the sacrificial patsy who will take the blame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

212
Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
Posted by: JoeF.

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Suicide - none. No matter how stiff the sentences, they'll all maintain some hope that Obama/Clinton/Swamp will come to their rescue in #TwoWeeks.

Cut a deal - all of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (13CQC)

213 Mostly harmless optimization.

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And all at the low, low cost of six months of cookies and tracking data.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (RMwSd)

214 That ginger on the Five who's explaining moonshine gets hotter with every new detail she reveals.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)

215 Or, if you really want to get your point across: Wingdings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

If I really want to get my point across I'll include a spent .223 casing

Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (tmpaY)

216 and I'm still arguing with liberals about whether trump commited a felony by using his own money to pay off an extortionist.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (JziUy)

217 207 163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

That's the google web indexer for phones and mobile devices
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK


Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

218 211: I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)

219 If I really want to get my point across I'll include a spent .223 casing
Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (tmpaY)

Maybe also enclose a folded up piece of paper with a perfectly perforated ten-ring...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Ct55T)

220 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a

crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind

bars.
big accountancy.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)

221 ...oh and whether a civil oopsie, with a small fine, before he was inaugurated is a high crime in office.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (JziUy)

222 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

That's who I picked long ago to be the sacrificial lamb . It has to be him or Comey because their stories contradict each other.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (knDqF)

223 209 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It means "son of servant of The Lord"


Not joking.
Wikipedia
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)


Uh... the "Dark" Lord.... just to be precise.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)

224 and I'm still arguing with liberals about whether trump commited a felony by using his own money to pay off an extortionist.

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The same people who insist planned parenthood can't possibly use tax dollars for abortions will immediately tell you that Trump used campaign funds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (RMwSd)

225 222 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

That's who I picked long ago to be the sacrificial lamb . It has to be him or Comey because their stories contradict each other.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (knDqF)

My poorly educated feeling is that Comey has more friends than Brennan, but Brennan has deeper friends.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (Ct55T)

226 Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Same,I don't even care if my search results are not the best, you learn to adapt. I have used duck for a couple years at least, to hell with Gurgle. The next step is to find a good conservative or at last normal email site.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (n13/j)

227 Ryan was a total fraud and I'll never forget Fatboy Rove trying to give him credit for Trump's election when Fox finally told us Trump was president.

Someone on the panel....maybe Tucker? ... just about laughed in Rove's face when he said that
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)


I'd love to hear an uncut version of DJT's opinion of Rove.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (y7DUB)

228 So, the popcorn popper has been on hot standby for over two months now, this really needs to have results. Not saying soon, I'm a patient man, but ... I want results.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (qZdIZ)

Man, I'm a right wing psychopath who personally wants to pound the nails into Holder's wrists... and even I appreciate the time we have. Whatever the future brings, it might be years before things are reliably peaceful like this for Americans again.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (o5jh5)

229 I like to add extra lard and two cups of sugar.

Posted by: Ana Navarro
........

speaking of lard asses, there was one on the couch of Outnumbered this morning.

Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

230 56 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
___________

Yeah, that damned Comey and the rotten internal culture at the FBI reflect poorly on the rest of us and the agencies we dedicated our lives to.

Posted by: John Mohammed Brennan at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (9vQJW)

231 206
Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie

Can we get a mic check on that

Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (tmpaY)

232 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind bars.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (AkkRZ)
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It shouldn't be. The FBI borrows executive power from the president. Thus if you can't lie to people conducting law enforcement investigations, you should not be able to lie to the president.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (DuZls)

233 I rarely make buttercream icing anymore, but yeah, that would probably be delicious.
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mmmm

stick of room temp butter, 3 cups of confectioner's sugar sifted, vanilla, dash of whole milk - then a bit more after mixing to thin it to spreadable . . .

Posted by: I'm not Anna Navaro, but if I were i would eat butter cream sandwiches for lunch at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (C6xeQ)

234 #twoweeks forever

Even among high government mandarins that are against the soft coup most believe civilization will crumble if those involved are punished fairly and DoJ (FBI, CIA, parts of State, PATRIOT Act, etc.) reduced to ash.

Kind of like NYC garbagemen in a union strike, but with bigger egos.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (1g7ch)

235 217 207 163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

That's the google web indexer for phones and mobile devices
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK


Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Go for it, man.

Though DDG still uses Google, just doesn't have the adsense and ad weighting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (bcbK8)

236 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

That's who I picked long ago to be the sacrificial lamb . It has to be him or Comey because their stories contradict each other.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (knDqF)

I mean McCabe .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (knDqF)

237 Even if they falsely got Trump with this pretext, they would have discovered this. Comey must be covering up Some very heavy shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (UWj8L)

238 So... Comey... traitor, or something else????

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (90T4r)

239 The agent, Anthony Ferrante, who specialized in cyber crime, left the White House around the same time Comey was fired and soon joined a security consulting firm, where he contracted with BuzzFeed to lead the news site's efforts to verify the Steele dossier,

Someone pointed this out months ago but it struck me as salient. They are intentionally gaslighting, and they are succeeding in some regards. The Steele dossier is utter bullshit and we should laugh everytime it comes up, but we don't. We get defensive still. Laugh at them.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (QCc6B)

240 I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)

Perhaps

But even then, expect Trump to run with it....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (NFEMn)

241 Either that was the first spam we've gotten in a long time or somebody has WAY too much time on his hands.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (RD7QR)

242 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Posted by: Lord Comey at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (kLDv+)

243
I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.
Posted by: CN

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He'll say there's no way of making a finding/recommendation because there are too many conflicting accounts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (13CQC)

244 Spying? Spying?

Never heard of it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (7eoML)

245 I can't say the name Ryan without immediately thinking Romney, 2 traitors for the price of one.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (UUkQp)

246 So a flaming skull pudding cup thread could be coming?

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (BbGew)

247 Comey should be cat food by now. What's the wait?

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (QCc6B)

248 I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)
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But at that point, it will be Barr's turn. And right now, I would not think that will be too good for Comey.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (DuZls)

249 I'd love to hear an uncut version of DJT's opinion of Rove.
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Happy to oblige, Infected Carbuncle on the anus of the Republic!

Posted by: The Real DJT blue checkmark at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (C6xeQ)

250 Safari offers several options for search engine... anyone use Bing? If so, pros and cons??

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (90T4r)

251 >> I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior


...in the Cleveland Office.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (/O9R9)

252 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Posted by: Lord Comey at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (kLDv+)

Define "lieth"....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Ct55T)

253 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)


Ok, put down the pitchforks.

GoogleWebLight just does a little magic to make certain web pages download faster if you're on a slow connection.

They only do that if the page you're looking at isn't very complicated (ace's page is mostly text, check) and your machine isn't powerful (kindle, check) and your internet connection is slow (you tell me).

You can opt out by adding a response header, "Cache-Control: no-transform"

Posted by: bonhomme at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (9t0Zz)

254 Also, just for the record, Tyrus is a treasure.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

255 226 Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Same,I don't even care if my search results are not the best, you learn to adapt. I have used duck for a couple years at least, to hell with Gurgle. The next step is to find a good conservative or at last normal email site.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (n13/j)

Didn't someone set up a moronhorde email account?

I think protonmail has a good rep security-wise but it's not as user-friendly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

256 we're all saying comey gets a slap on the wrist. BUT what if...and follow me here. Trump fights...and they throw the motherfucking book at this guy?

sort of like how mueller anally probed everyone of trump's associates?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (JziUy)

257 Trump should do everything in his legal powers to stop these deep state, DC gentlemen's club types. These guys want to while away their time at DC area country clubs. They only care about politics are far as is advances them. There should be investigations of those who failed in theirs.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (n13/j)

258 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (1g7ch)

259 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)
*******
whoever the Deep state cabal/Clinton Mafia can get to 1st

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (BqBId)

260 258 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (1g7ch)

Ah, thanks....l so just a disloyal scumbag then....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:41 PM (90T4r)

261 I like Hershey's syrup on my fries.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)

262 Interesting.

I just filed another (4 typed pages) complaint with the DOJ IG today about malicious non-prosecutions. One of the things I pointed out is that the IG report on the FBI's examination of Hillary missed Comey's testimony under oath in front of congress where he admitted that he did find both "intent" and "consciousness of guilt" in what Hillary did - despite his claim that there was "no intent" when he said "no reasonable prosecutor" would file charges for her actions.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (gdTDb)

263 Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (1g7ch)
**********
Sedition Definition of sedition
: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BqBId)

264 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).
==============================
So they'll have to tie it into the GWOT to make any firing squad "notionally" legit.

Posted by: I'd buy that for a dollar at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (C6xeQ)

265 Everybody keeps getting paid.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (6/uwW)

266 261 I like Hershey's syrup on my fries.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)

Someone married her recently..... something something PT Barnum said......

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)

267 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).
Posted by: Burnt Toast



Treason

Treason against the United States shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving aid and comfort.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (MOpDc)

268 240: He can run with it, but if there are no prosecutions, it will be presented as well intentioned on the part of the FBI.

And where is Rosenstein in all this? He signed a FISA request and prolonged this mess, and is also a Mueller alum. The whole thing is so incestuous that I can't imagine anyone will actually be prosecuted, not even McCabe.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (U7k5w)

269 Ok fine. Let's just say that he lied under oath to Congress.

So?

Posted by: Drider at July 22, 2019 05:44 PM (h7ves)

270 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)
*******
whoever the Deep state cabal/Clinton Mafia can get to 1st
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Yeah. I'd imagine they'd all like to kill each other right about now.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:44 PM (C6xeQ)

271 Still waiting for anything to happen to anyone except Trump's allies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 05:44 PM (pbg54)

272 271: Soon.....not!

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (U7k5w)

273 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
1m
Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack. Is this true?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

274 Happy Rapey Tuesday Eve, all.

Has PDT been impeached yet? Walls closed in? Chair against the wall?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

275 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?
Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
........

None.
Comey will ran away to become a monk in Tibet
Clapper will fly to Sweden with his dumbo ears.
Brennan will go into hiding on Easter Island

Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

276 For the sake of the country Comey needs to get put into a orange jumpsuit for a long time.
If not the next coop conspirator will succeed or walk away free.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BbGew)

277 246 So a flaming skull pudding cup thread could be coming?
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (BbGew)

Maybe but it's an odd way to get your balls waxed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (RD7QR)

278 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack.
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Greeks and wishful thinking?

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (C6xeQ)

279 Also, just for the record, Tyrus is a treasure.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

But seeing him next to Kat Timpf is jarring. I mean, imagine if they decided to mate?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NFEMn)

280 I dunno if anything substantive is going to happen against the Deep Staters..... they are like herpes...

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (90T4r)

281 Look we'd love to do something about this, but it's an election year next year so our hands are tied.
- Your Local GOP Official

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (FiUMj)

282 I was perusing cookbooks on Amazon earlier and learned their is an actual cookbook with this title:

"How to Eat Cock"

So many gift ideas....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

283 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack.
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Greeks and wishful thinking?
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (C6xeQ)

It wasn't no heart attack....

Posted by: Don CiCi at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (NFEMn)

284 And that "or in adhering to their enemies, giving aid and comfort", could be used against John Kerry for helping Iran.

The "or" excludes having to be at war.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (MOpDc)

285 The pessimistic side of me thinks that these power brokers on the Left will be considered 'too big to fail' and a potential crisis for the country to prosecute them , so the investigations will end up with people just resigning and then back to business as usual as if nothing happened.

This definitely was and is the case for Hillary no matter how optimistic I try to look at it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (knDqF)

286

An intellectual carrot. The mind boggles!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (aKsyK)

287 271: nothing will happen to the clinton cabal. not in this life. bunch of dint do nuffins. pure as the driven snow. aspiring rappers and aeronautical engineers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (KP5rU)

288 their-there

sheesh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

289 Full Treason/Sedition:

Treason
"Treason against the United States shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. 
No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open Court.

Sedition
Sedition - incitement of discontent or rebellion against a government.
Any action, especially in speech or writing, promoting such discontent or rebellion.
 
18 U.S. Code Chapter 115 - TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES
18 U.S. Code 2384 - Seditious conspiracy
If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States,
conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States,or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder,or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (MOpDc)

290 So, what will we get?
Frog march our of office: Not a chance in hell.
Predawn raids: Are you kidding?
Strongly worded letter suggesting grounds for concern: If the House will agree first

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (k81AA)

291 best we can hope for is indictment

regardless of the evidence, no member of The Resistance will ever be convicted by a DC jury (just as no one affiliated with Trump will ever be acquitted by a DC jury)

Posted by: Jose at July 22, 2019 05:48 PM (V6W16)

292 Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:44 PM (C6xeQ)
********
& Now you know 2 of the reasons she didn't address her crowd on election, Shitfaced & Ranting & Raving & Breaking shit because she knew what was likely going to happen & remember her royal Thighness going apeshit to her staff about Matt Lauer asking her tough questions & said if that MF'er wins we will all hang

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)

293 273 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
1m
Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack. Is this true?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

We are supposed to feel ... what.... about that??? I am strangely unmoved... does he have an idiot Muzzie son to take over???

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:48 PM (90T4r)

294 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


No, what he did is Sedition (violation of 18 USC 2384) not "Treason".

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 05:48 PM (gdTDb)

295 Beware of Greeks bearing news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:49 PM (v4v6L)

296 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack.
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He had a heart attack, and fell out of an open window onto an exploding bomb, and was killed during shooting accident.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:49 PM (iB1oa)

297 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack.
=====
Greeks and wishful thinking?
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (C6xeQ)

Maybe the confusion is that the President of Turkmenistan was rumored to have died, but TASS is saying that's a hoax.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:49 PM (NFEMn)

298 George Papadopoulos

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I once knew a guy named Panagiotakopoulos. Greeks can have some awesome names.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 05:49 PM (FiUMj)

299 Thanks rick223... I'm leaning towards sedition then.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)

300 If Horowitz soft-pedals this enough and makes it look like an unsupervised mess after Comey was fired, Barr is unlikely to prosecute the poor befuddled dearies. Horowitz decided that fast and furious was merely a supervision issue, and he has not been quick to suggest prosecution of any FBI people.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (U7k5w)

301 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack.
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He had a heart attack, and fell out of an open window onto an exploding bomb, and was killed during shooting accident.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:49 PM (iB1oa)

Never thought he'd end up at Ft. Marcy Park...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (NFEMn)

302 What difference, at this point, does it make?

I honestly cannot imagine any circumstance in this world in which Comey would face a reckoning. He has a lifetime membership to the Above the Law Club.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (H8QX8)

303 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack. Is this true?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

Heart attack and bone saw, but mostly bone saw.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (1g7ch)

304 293 273 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
1m
Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack. Is this true?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

We are supposed to feel ... what.... about that??? I am strangely unmoved... does he have an idiot Muzzie son to take over???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:48 PM (90T4r)

He's a Muslim fanatic and general douchenozzle. The only thing that would make me hesitate to celebrate is not knowing what comes after him.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)

305 If Horowitz soft-pedals this enough and makes it look like an unsupervised mess after Comey was fired, Barr is unlikely to prosecute the poor befuddled dearies. Horowitz decided that fast and furious was merely a supervision issue, and he has not been quick to suggest prosecution of any FBI people.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (U7k5w)

Too many moving parts to claim it was just a "mess."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:51 PM (NFEMn)

306 How to Eat Cock"
====

It must be savored.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 22, 2019 05:51 PM (JcXHH)

307
He had a heart attack, and fell out of an open window onto an exploding bomb, and was killed during shooting accident.

While chasing a road runner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

308 Barr, like all AGs are almost figureheads. The real action is at the lower levels of the DOJ, which are staffed 100% by leftists. Nothing will happen to Comey or any of the other coup members.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (FiUMj)

309 Horowitz decided that fast and furious was merely a supervision issue, and he has not been quick to suggest prosecution of any FBI people.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (U7k5w)

Yes, he seems to be an expert at scumbling and double-talking these violations into the non-prosecution zone.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (H8QX8)

310 Dontcha hate it when you come into a really good thread and there's 300+ comments already?

Also:

Trump tweet: I am pleased to announce that a deal has been struck w/Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi & House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy - on a two-year Budget and Debt Ceiling, with no poison pills

This was a real compromise in order to give another big victory to our Great Military and Vets!

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (cF8AT)

311 305; He'll find a way to make them look confused and befuddled by the leadership vacuum, I think they'll skate.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (U7k5w)

312 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack. Is this true?

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a 9mm heart attack

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (JziUy)

313 Greek news is stating that Turkish President, Erdogan, has died of a heart attack.

=====

Greeks and wishful thinking?

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:46 PM (C6xeQ)
If True I am saddened for the loss but will never support Erdogan. Hell, I remember when Turkey was considered a real ally and pretty badass. That was at least twenty years ago if not more. Too bad they gave up the Ataturk ideas. Trump had more than a few opportunities to call out this strongman, but he did not. Remember when the Turks beat up some people on our own land?


Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (n13/j)

314 it would be the usual disheartening stuff if the folks behind John Doe II got off scott free

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)

315
I honestly cannot imagine any circumstance in this world in which Comey would face a reckoning. He has a lifetime membership to the Above the Law Club.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (H8QX

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DS is not gonna compromise itself. Not now, not ever. Top men don't get locked up. That's key to keeping the machine running - people have to know they're bulletproof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

316 Comey will look like a circus freak in an orange jumpsuit.

More fitting that it should have been his real occupation.

How does the President's ass taste now, Jim?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Z+IKu)

317 actually, I'm renaming my band to nine mm heartattack

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)

318 fuck turkey. just another shithole. let rick steeves weep for that wasteland. maybe he can go ride a train over there. fucking, commie, shithead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (KP5rU)

319 Thanks rick223... I'm leaning towards sedition then.....
Posted by: kraken


Yeah.
Sedition for Comey.
Treason for Kerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (MOpDc)

320
Maybe the confusion is that the President of Turkmenistan was rumored to have died, but TASS is saying that's a hoax.
Posted by: JoeF.

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Maybe TASS is saying that's a hoax because in fact it's the president of Turkey who has died. Wheels within wheels!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (13CQC)

321 If'n I was the President of the US, I would make the Head of the FBI DEPUTIZE me.

Why? so lying to me would be against the law.

It would only make the playing field level, as lying to Congress is against the Law, and lying to the Supremes is Perjury.

Why is it NOT OK to tell lies to them, yet AOK to lie to the President.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

322 309: That's why he got the job, and of course his SDNY credentials are impeccable.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:53 PM (U7k5w)

323 I think the way I heard it explained Treason is only during a declared war.
Could easily be wrong.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 05:54 PM (BbGew)

324
It wasn't no heart attack....

Posted by: Don CiCi at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (NFEMn)


Lead poisoning

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TAmPV)

325 well, you know, new york guys like Giuliani and Trump are fairly easy going about this sort of stuff.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:54 PM (JziUy)

326 the conservative case for lying to Congress (and for boning peripubescent girls) -- Rich Lowry

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 05:55 PM (De+XC)

327 Still waiting for anything to happen to anyone except Trump's allies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 05:44 PM (pbg54)

I honestly cannot imagine any circumstance in this world in which Comey would face a reckoning. He has a lifetime membership to the Above the Law Club.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (H8QX
........

You are all far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

328 324
It wasn't no heart attack....

Posted by: Don CiCi at July 22, 2019 05:47 PM (NFEMn)


Lead poisoning
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TAmPV)


Thallium.... or polonium....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:55 PM (90T4r)

329 We'll get a bunch of good tweets from Trump out of this. But it's all we ever seem to get.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 05:55 PM (H8QX8)

330 Oops. Name of the actual cookbook is "50 Ways to Eat Cock."

It's at Amazon. So many tempting giftees.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

331 330 Oops. Name of the actual cookbook is "50 Ways to Eat Cock."

It's at Amazon. So many tempting giftees.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)


I........ nevermind.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:56 PM (90T4r)

332 22 >>I don't know this as a fact, but a well-informed friend who has broken a lot of stories on this matter either knows, or speculates, that people like Gauhar are being kept on the payroll because the IG can only demand interviews with current government employees.

>>Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

>>So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

I've been saying this for the last 2 years. It's why Strzok, Page, Baker and others were kept on until they were no longer useful and then cut loose.

And Bruce Ohr is still employed by the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw

The question for me is, "why aren't they leaving", and getting a great job at a democrat lawfirm or Blue State AG (or whatever its called)office.

To me it indicates that they are cooperating to stay out of jail or minimize their sentence. Nothing else makes sense. What thinkest thou?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2019 05:56 PM (/Fmtj)

333 How to Eat Cock"
====

It must be savored.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 22, 2019 05:51 PM (JcXHH)


Worshipped.

Posted by: Don LeMoan at July 22, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

334 There is a video of the Erdogan heart attack on Youtube. It's dated April 1, 2016.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:58 PM (JkygK)

335 Obama after the election per Time

The president said he called Trump around 3 a.m. Wednesday to both congratulate him and invite him to the White House. The most important task that lay ahead, he said, was to ensure a smooth transition of power.

Obama said that while orchestrating a coup. Leftists, Commies, you cannot believe a word they say.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at July 22, 2019 05:58 PM (zeg38)

336
I honestly cannot imagine any circumstance in this world in which Comey would face a reckoning. He has a lifetime membership to the Above the Law Club.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 05:50 PM (H8QX
........

You are all far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: wth

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I was expecting a sock like "Methusaleh."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:59 PM (13CQC)

337 Barkless Ent?

I lol'd

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)

338 nothing will happen to the clinton cabal. not in this life. bunch of
dint do nuffins. pure as the driven snow. aspiring rappers and
aeronautical engineers.


That has certainly been our experience for the last 50 years. It started 50 years ago when Ted Kennedy got a 2 month sentence for hit and run, and nothing for vehicular manslaughter. And oh yeah, that 2 month sentence was suspended, so he got nada, zilch, zip beeb for killing someone. It is long past time to put the motherfuckers in general population.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (gdTDb)

339 Too many moving parts to claim it was just a "mess."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:51 PM (NFEMn)

Yep. If Horowitz wanted to soft-pedal through this, he would have released a report already. It was due in May or perhaps early June. Now it's being released in September. Maybe. That's an awfully long delay for a nothingburger.

Posted by: joefl65 at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (b6XRA)

340 198 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)

Considering that the asshole who was caught red-handed fighting for the Taliban wasn't charged with treason and is getting out of jail soon, no

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (N4xQB)

341 I support Trump on most things but he was wrong in this Turkish guy I get the complications as they are the only Muslim members or Nato. But the guy was a tyrant and against Ataturks ideas for Turkey. I won't like, when I heard about the coup, I hoped they took this tryant down. Too bad the Turkish military staged all those coups but could not pull it if when it meant the most. It is an example to those who think they will always have next time. For the Turks, there was no next time as the non fundamentalist group had been purged and outvoted.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (n13/j)

342 How Long - Ace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_GMMLULXw

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (RU4sa)

343 Oh please oh please oh please make it so!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Gs5TH)

344 339: Yet it will be a nothingburger.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 06:01 PM (U7k5w)

345
To me it indicates that they are cooperating to stay out of jail or minimize their sentence. Nothing else makes sense. What thinkest thou?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn

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You'd think they'd also be keeping a line open to the people they're ratting out. Or that the rattees would have a way of knowing everything that's being spilled. Which makes me think anything they're providing is a bunch of "I wasn't privy to that" and "the hard drive and all six backups located in six different states seem to have melted."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:02 PM (13CQC)

346 Watch for the reveal of the Flynn Frame, which ties together Comey Brennan McCabe Rice Lynch Yates and a federal judge acting as a cabal or Dirty Cops. You only need Strzok and Page to sing to connect the dots, which are established by other evidence.

Most people don't care about leaks. They do understand Dirty Cops framing an innocent man

Bonus points for Valerie as puppet master

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2019 06:02 PM (9D8Bc)

347 338: teddy set the standard for crime and punishment if you're a democrat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 06:02 PM (KP5rU)

348 >>How Long - Ace


Great tune. Not your traditional breakup tune, either.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:02 PM (/O9R9)

349 So Greek news is saying Erdogan died of a heart attack? I say a goat kicked him in the nutzack and then he fell out of the window onto an exploding bomb and was killed in a gubfight while chasing a roadrunner with a flyswatter. My eyes are completely tearless.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 06:02 PM (UUkQp)

350 Sundance always points this out, they will justify all this shady behavior by claiming they sincerely thought Trump was a Russian asset.

The way to get these scumbags is to go after the corrupt basis for that belief, i.e. the origins of the spying.

Posted by: Jose at July 22, 2019 06:02 PM (V6W16)

351 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?
Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?




*calliope music*

Last night, we took a walk after dark
A little place called Ft Marcy Park
To have some fun and see who'd be the first
To blow their brains out

Comey missed when he tried to shoot
Brennan tried eating a piece of dog poop
But me, I held a grenade to my chest
My heart went flyin'

Posted by: natural "Boom Boom" fake at July 22, 2019 06:03 PM (5ANJM)

352 Now it's being released in September. Maybe. That's an awfully long delay for a nothingburger.
Posted by: joefl65 at July 22, 2019 06:00 PM (b6XRA)

He did the same thing last time, delay, delay, delay. They're wordsmithing it into pulp.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:03 PM (H8QX8)

353 wow ace is not kidding about Gauhar and the Ferreanta chick

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:03 PM (JziUy)

354 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 05:52 PM (FiUMj)
********
Yep Bill Barr came back from an easy anonymous job with a D.C. Law Firm to be a figurehead & take all the slings & arrows. You be you though it looks good on you

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:03 PM (BqBId)

355 please please please let me let me get what I want
this time

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 06:03 PM (De+XC)

356 If Erdogan has assumed room temp, I'll bet Obama is already arranging a private jet to fly in for the funeral. Remember, Erdogan was the very first head of state Barack called after his first coronation.

Muslims gotta Muzz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

357
Now it's being released in September. Maybe. That's an awfully long delay for a nothingburger.
Posted by: joefl65

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Haha, don't look for it until well into October.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (13CQC)

358 "Trump had more than a few opportunities to call out this strongman, but
he did not. Remember when the Turks beat up some people on our own land?"


I have no idea what is going on ... covertly or otherwise. But they beat up Americans .. now Erdogan is dead ... I don't think he died of natural causes.


Same with the whole "no dawn raids, that just means our guys are doing it by the book, so we don't know till they are getting arrested". Maybe ... I'm very skeptical that the worm has turned and now ... oh yes, DC has turned into a "by the book" "squad".


Maybe, and I sure hope things are going our way ... tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Cus5s)

359 344 339: Yet it will be a nothingburger.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 06:01 PM (U7k5w)
*******
did you by the Underroos needed for the week ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (BqBId)

360 and remember, the FBI somehow tried to make an executive discussing a case, here an obvious frame up of Flynn, into some sort of obstruction.

Like in every cop movie where the chief says "the mayors on my ass here, let it go" is automatically going after the mayor. not.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (JziUy)

361 Someone should do a spoof of MacArthur Park, called Ft Marcy Park.

"Someone left the gun out in the rain..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (L2ZTs)

362 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?
Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?


Not a chance. Happens only in political novels. Leftists are soulless, shameless, narcissists. Suicide never an option.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (H8QX8)

363 Knowing Erdrogan, it might be a ploy to smoke out the last of those who want to toss his worthless carcass onto the cart.

If so, I hope Erdrogan has planned badly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:05 PM (kbJA/)

364 Vreme e za uste eden Aleksandar da ja unisti Turcija i Persija.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

365 To paraphrase Lawrence from Office Space ... "hey Jim, watch out for your cornhole, bud."

Posted by: thirteen28 at July 22, 2019 06:05 PM (GdJ+p)

366 8 St. Comey should be given the choice whether to be crucified right side up or upside down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (v4v6L)


Nope.
Do not let anyone connect him to Christ Jesus or Apostle St Peter, in any way.

American-style is good enough, if warranted.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 06:05 PM (B5K06)

367 At the time I wondered why Obama reeated the phrase "smooth transition of power." He said that numerous times for public consumption. It's like he was over selling it.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:05 PM (K3B2k)

368 Leftists are going racial over Ivanka's daughter new puppy.
Some days I can't wait for the new civil war

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)

369 Not a chance. Happens only in political novels. Leftists are soulless, shameless, narcissists. Suicide never an option.

Unless one of the other crooks is trying to cover their tracks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (kbJA/)

370 >>He's a Muslim fanatic and general douchenozzle. The only thing that would make me hesitate to celebrate is not knowing what comes after him.

He met with Ilhan Omar and wanted to make sure she got re-elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (bDqIh)

371 I predict: Disappointment.

Posted by: one-team football fan at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

372 Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher *snake*.

All that sanctimony is to cover up the stench of guilt that haunts him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (4sIgc)

373
Erdrogan?


Isn't that an anti-itch creme for your balls?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (5ANJM)

374
Bonus points for Valerie as puppet master
Posted by: Ignoramus

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Now there's a person you'd think they'd want to rat out. Wasn't she a fairly detestable presence in the White House?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (13CQC)

375 oh my, they state that Comey knew hillary funded the dossier.

he fucking lied.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (JziUy)

376 373
Erdrogan?


Isn't that an anti-itch creme for your balls?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (5ANJM)

Nah, its a Female Hormone.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

377 Ft. Macy Park is melting in the dark all that guy's brains are flowing down

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

378 If Erdogan has reached room temp- Mutti Merkel is going to be looking at renegotiating that billions for refugees deals she bought into.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 06:07 PM (K9ZkA)

379 374
Bonus points for Valerie as puppet master
Posted by: Ignoramus

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Now there's a person you'd think they'd want to rat out. Wasn't she a fairly detestable presence in the White House?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (13CQC)


Ratting out Rat-Face.... I like it.......

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 06:07 PM (90T4r)

380
Now there's a person you'd think they'd want to rat out. Wasn't she a fairly detestable presence in the White House?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (13CQC

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Yes. But, she was also the actual President for eight years. I'm sure she has the goods on every last one of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:07 PM (AzW6q)

381 367 - Just like his proclamation he was going to have the open administration ever, then shut off all information.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:08 PM (BbGew)

382 375; it wasn't a lie, lie. he was just dickin around and shit. who hasn't done that? s

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 06:08 PM (KP5rU)

383 >Leftists are soulless, shameless, narcissists. Suicide never an option.

You're confusing a commie suicide for an actual suicide. Commies commit suicide when it benefits the party, with whatever help they need.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 22, 2019 06:08 PM (QHQtc)

384 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?
Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?

Not a chance. Happens only in political novels. Leftists are soulless, shameless, narcissists. Suicide never an option.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:04 PM (H8QX
........

Plus they are all basically cowards.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

385 Obama's only compass was what hurt America. his Allah was himself. he called Sultan Recep one day and gave a shit ton of American tax money (white money) to the Islamic Republic the next.

an actual Muslim President would have been an improvement. an actual Muslim would have made a choice between Sunni and Shia, and oriented us accordingly.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (De+XC)

386 Val-Jar is still connected to Jug Ears at the hip, and no one is going to throw him under the bus.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (BbGew)

387 That *^# Drudge really gets off going after Trump. This same Drudge (*^ who pushed Trump on everyone and was his biggest backer. This same guy trashes the president daily at every change he gets. Screw this guy in particular. I am done with the garbage site. The guy is still living of a scoop from over 20 years ago. This guy is not conservative, he is just another clickbaiter.

I am done with Drudge and done with Hot Air. These are just repititous clicks at this point that have no meaning. I am done supporting the left and husckters. I don''t know what Drudge is but he is no fair broker. I don't demand biased news, but don't be a boring jagoff either. Screw you Drudge. No on online did more to push Trump in the primary and no one is doing more today to tear him down. Screw you, ya punk

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (n13/j)

388 I remember when FBI meant something. It was impressive. Something to aspire to.
Not anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (axyOa)

389 Erdrogan?

Isn't that an anti-itch creme for your balls?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (5ANJM)
.........

Ask your doctor if Erdrogan is right for you.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

390 Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:06 PM (JziUy)
*******
No No No the UNIted Pantsshitters Local 5150 say nothing will happen

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)

391 Erdogan is The Demon in DC comics......

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (AjVAj)

392 >> Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings. . . is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???



FWIW, when the Mueller summary was release and no charges, both Trump and Sarah Sanders made said Trump was accused of treason, and that is punishable by death. It was my hope that this was a not so subtle message to those who tried to frame him that he takes charges of treason seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (bDqIh)

393 Comey couldn't run a banana stand but he ran a double knot spy op on POTUS. Barry Spymaster could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (Lg/Uq)

394 We can haz drawing and quartering? Kthx.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (rBtIz)

395 David Hedison dead.Felix Leiter,the original scientist in The Fly and the commander of the Seaview in Voyage to the Bottm of the Sea.RIP

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (AjVAj)

396
I remember when FBI meant something. It was impressive. Something to aspire to.
Not anymore.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (axyOa)

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I dunno, my dad told me this joke, and he said he heard it as a little kid...

Two boys are playing in the park, and one begins to brag that his dad is a fireman. The other says "oh yeah? Well, my dad's an FBI agent!" The first boy says "Wow! Honest?" The second boy replies "Nah, he's the regular kind."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

397 on the porch with a beer ... mild temps ... hurray


Erdogan seemed to have gone Muslim Brotherhood, working on te caliphate thing. He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies ...


I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something ... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately ... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

398 What Quint said.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Lg/Uq)

399 David Hedison dead.Felix Leiter,the original scientist in The Fly and the commander of the Seaview in Voyage to the Bottm of the Sea.RIP

NO!!!! I had the biggest crush on him when I was a teenager! So sad to hear this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

400 http://bit.ly/2Gs0afM
*******
How Mueller deputy Andrew Weissmann's offer to an oligarch could boomerang on DOJ | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

401 At the time I wondered why Obama reeated the phrase "smooth transition of power." He said that numerous times for public consumption. It's like he was over selling it.
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:05 PM (K3B2k)
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If you like your smooth transition of power, you can keep your smooth transition of power.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

402 Comey couldn't run a banana stand


What are they for?

You mean how do you use bananas?

Well.......I'm not sure exactly.

But, given their shape.

I think they go up your butt.

That's how I've been using them.

Posted by: James Comey, Banana Vendor at July 22, 2019 06:15 PM (5ANJM)

403 Two boys are playing in the park, and one begins to brag that his dad is a fireman. The other says "oh yeah? Well, my dad's an FBI agent!" The first boy says "Wow! Honest?" The second boy replies "Nah, he's the regular kind."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Oh snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:15 PM (MOpDc)

404 re FBI- second look at Al Capone?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (De+XC)

405 Two boys are playing in the park, and one begins to brag that his dad is a fireman. The other says "oh yeah? Well, my dad's an FBI agent!" The first boy says "Wow! Honest?" The second boy replies "Nah, he's the regular kind."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

***

Good one.

I know three very fine, professional army officers, all with graduate degrees, all in great shape, all good people. When they got out the FBI wouldn't even give them the time of day.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa)

406 >>To me it indicates that they are cooperating to stay out of jail or minimize their sentence. Nothing else makes sense. What thinkest thou?

I agree. And don't forget, Ohr's wife is deeply implicated in this scam. He may be negotiating for her as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (K/2j/)

407 David Hedison dead.Felix Leiter,the original
scientist in The Fly and the commander of the Seaview in Voyage to the
Bottm of the Sea.RIP

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (AjVAj)



Aww. I don't watch TV or movies anymore, so I only know him from his older stuff. I always thought he was cute. He had great eyebrows.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (lwiT4)

408 Mueller is supposed to go front and center Wednesday?

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BbGew)

409 yeah, sometimes I think, forget meuller, we need to get weissmann.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (JziUy)

410 399 He was 92

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/336732/

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (AjVAj)

411 386 Val-Jar is still connected to Jug Ears at the hip, and no one is going to throw him under the bus.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (BbGew)

Doesn't that Iranian ferret currently live in TFG's house?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (4pK1/)

412 >>>I remember when FBI meant something. It was impressive. Something to aspire to.
Not anymore.<<<

For every gumshoe working a stakeout there are at least six micromanaging pimps back at the home office.

Posted by: Lord Comey at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (kLDv+)

413 or rather, forget comey

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (JziUy)

414 Welp, I'll be worn out after hosting a really big funeral reception tomorrow, so I'll plant myself in front of the teevee to watch the Mueller clown show on Wednesday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

415 He was 92



What??? That's unpossible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (lwiT4)

416 411 Last I heard yes

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (BbGew)

417 I always thought he was cute. He had great eyebrows.

Yeah, he was a hunk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (dUJdY)

418
When they got out the FBI wouldn't even give them the time of day.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa)

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Yeah. I've never been the kind of optimist that expected mass resignations at the FBI, because at the end of the day they're government employees who want their pensions.

But, I expected that at least a few would. Not one did. Not even one.

I think the FBI has done a very good job at rooting out and ridding itself of anyone with a conscience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)

419 I always get a chuckle when Jane says she's hosting a funeral reception. The question that comes to mind is; is it being help up above or down below?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (axyOa)

420 Drudge loves sacks filled with Babylonian Magic Squares. He worships that shit, and penis.... loves the penis.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (ym5eo)

421 Nood. Turkish Delight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (AzW6q)

422 "Good one.

I know three very fine, professional army officers, all with graduate degrees, all in great shape, all good people. When they got out the FBI wouldn't even give them the time of day.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa) "




Yeah, honest squares gotta be the last people on earth the fibbies would want.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (pbg54)

423 Yeah, he was a hunk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (dUJdY)



A feature sadly lacking in the current crop of males. Rev and I were at the hamburger stand getting a milkshake yesterday, when this SUV empties itself of half a dozen 20-ish young 'men'. Rev said they all looked like wussie geek people. Not a hunk to be found.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (lwiT4)

424 Doesn't that Iranian ferret currently live in TFG's house?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (4pK1/)

Sort of. Her coffin filled with the moldered dirt of her homeland is there so, technically she "lives" there.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

425 "Nah, he's the regular kind."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM

Man comes into a small town, needing legal representation. Sees a local and asks him, "Do you have a criminal lawyer in this town?" Local thinks a beat and replies "Yup...but we can't prove nuthin' on him."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (rBtIz)

426 The FBI rank and file are dirty. Either they were in on it or too stupid to be LEOs

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (6/uwW)

427
Sundance always points this out, they will justify all this shady
behavior by claiming they sincerely thought Trump was a Russian asset.


They ought to be really happy that I'm not their prosecutor. I would have no problem establishing that as a lie, and the very fact that they have that shit as a fall back position proves their malice.
A quote from today's IG complaint:
"People who are malicious in their behavior mentally pre-construct
plausible defenses of their behavior to blockade investigation.
Innocent, well intentioned people, who have simply made errors, are
unaware of their errors, else they wouldn't have made them, and have no
believable defense pre-constructed when they are questioned about their
behavior. A skilled investigator has to be able to recognize this
characteristic 'tell' of malicious behavior, and begin carefully
deconstructing the layers of believable lies malicious people build to
hide their malice."

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gdTDb)

428 I'm thinking of a long list of media people that said Trump claimed he was being spied on "without any proof", said it for days on end, and never retracted it even when it became obvious Trump was correct! They should be forced into the stocks on the White House lawn, under a prominent sign proclaiming them "THE DEMOCRATS' MEDIA WHORES"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (myYZn)

429 Comey knew that having fucked up Hillary's coronation, he was living on borrowed time unless he made up for it big time. Had Trump been taken down before being sworn in, they could have tried to nail Pence as a co-conspirator, and then Obama could announce that the people had already spoken with popular vote to Hillary. No kidding.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (myYZn)

430 No wonder Schiffhead is prepping the battle space by throwing shade at a report he hasn't seen or read yet. And he probably will have a laundry bill for his shorts after he actually reads the report.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (WRSbt)

New York Times: Jeffrey Epstein Attempted a PR Blitz to Refurbish His Image in 2013. Several Media Outfits, Including the Sanctimoniously #Woke National Review, Happily Printed This New Narrative.

Hey, endless sanctimony doesn't fund itself, you know.


After Jeffrey Epstein got out of the Palm Beach County jail in 2009, having served 13 months of an 18-month sentence resulting from a plea deal that has been widely criticized, he began a media campaign to remake his public image.

The effort led to the publication of articles describing him as a selfless and forward-thinking philanthropist with an interest in science on websites like Forbes, National Review and HuffPost.

The Forbes.com article, posted in 2013, praised him as "one of the largest backers of cutting-edge science around the world" while making no mention of his criminal past. The National Review piece, from the same year, called him "a smart businessman" with a "passion for cutting-edge science." The HuffPost article, from 2017, credited Mr. Epstein for "taking action to help a number of scientists thrive during the 'Trump Era'," a time of “anti-science policies and budget cuts."

All three articles have been removed from their sites in recent days, after inquiries from The New York Times.

Well at least the National Review finds itself in the august company of HuffPo.

As usual, if I'm being honest.

More from The Daily Caller:

The National Review piece was authored by Christina Galbraith, who was identified as a science writer, but was also a publicist for Epstein, The New York Times reported. "We took down the piece, and regret publishing it," National Review editor Rich Lowry told The New York Times.

A friend snarks:

On one hand, AmGreatness had that "Cuck Elegy" piece which was proof that David French has it worse right now than Anne Frank and might be the greatest martyr in history after Jesus Christ.

On the other hand, David French's magazine published a pedo's publicist without disclosing it.

...

Somebody should pitch NR with a piece titled "Magazines That Promote Pedo Publicists Might As Well Have Just Spit On The Cross."

"All right, we'll call it a draw," said the Black Knight.

I like my conservative magazines like I like my coffee: Smug, sanctimonious, and paid for by corporate interests.

Update: See below.

Update 2: Here's the article that National Review tried to flush down the memory hole.

track record in science philanthropy. He had supported the research of many prominent scientists, including Stephen Hawking, Marvin Minsky, Eric Lander, George Church, and Nobel laureate physicists Gerard ’t Hooft, David Gross, and Frank Wilczek. He was also a member of the New York Academy of Science, a member of Rockefeller University’s board, and actively involved in the Santa Fe Institute, the Quantum Gravity Program at the University of Pennsylvania, and the Mind, Brain & Behavior Advisory Committee at Harvard. Epstein himself was not a scientist per se. He had studied physics at Cooper Union in New York and mathematics at the Courant Institute in New York, leaving both without a degree, and moved on to teaching calculus and physics at the Dalton School in Manhattan. He was then scooped up into options trading on Wall Street and applied his acumen and mathematical wit to the markets.

But Epstein’s heart remained in the pure sciences.

TWO CHEERS FOR CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING -- The Editors

A friend points out that the guy accused of pedophilia started an organization called "Program for Evolutionary Dynamics."

PED? The PED Organization, maybe?

See the first update below.





I'm not sure that actually makes it worse, to be honest. I think that friendship still matters -- even in ideological movements -- and that maybe, if you've known someone for a while, you'd let them post an editorial you didn't agree with, just as a favor.

But then again, the National Review is a SJW site of shrieking sanctimony so fuck them.

They're CANCELLED. And I have the receipts!

/lisping SJW voice

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:58 PM




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1 Money talks, so loud

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)

2 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

3 all right, time to roar at the others

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

4 "Cutting edge science?"

What would those bean counter at Forbes, or those retards at National Review know about "cutting-edge science?"

They probably thought that was astrology, or phrenology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (6RhgT)

5 Sanctimoniously #Woke sounds like a great name for an awful band.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (myjNJ)

6 2 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK

I think a lot of them. Otherwise, why all the panic.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (B5K06)

7 How much did Epstein donate to National Review?

Also, Kathryn Lopez comment on this yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

8 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (ECUyd)

9 6 2 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK

I think a lot of them. Otherwise, why all the panic.
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (B5K06)

Time to start oiling the barbed wire and lighting the torches.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

10 damn, missed it by that much.

top 10 tho.

now to read the content and wait on the corgis

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (8D42x)

11 Time to start oiling the barbed wire and lighting the torches.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK


Hold the oil.

We want the barbed wire rusty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (6RhgT)

12 4
"Cutting edge science?"



What would those bean counter at Forbes, or those retards at National Review know about "cutting-edge science?"



They probably thought that was astrology, or phrenology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


There's this thing called the ether? Maybe you've heard of it? Like, d'uh.

Posted by: National Review at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (T6t7i)

13 Science - yeah, the science of boinking girls under the age of 18.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (37IEG)

14 Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (tGb2L)

15 Somewhere, John Derbyshire is laughing.

I hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK8)

16 Good buddies with "Woody" Allen. Birds of a feather.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (QCc6B)

17
August company?


But we still in July, Boss....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

18 epstein, clinton, and the rest of the pedos will never, ever pay for their crimes. take it to the bank.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (KP5rU)

19 You know, the Epstein case in 2007(?) was covered in the news. How is it that I knew Epstein held under-age sex slaves and NRO didn't?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

20 I mean, holy crap. Is the National Review secretly published by Judas?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (UWj8L)

21 Its always about the money. Conservative Inc. just targets the less-lucrative (but under-served) market of conservatives.

Posted by: Revenant at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (bD2Jh)

22 Needs Moar AC/DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iF26wKF-_M

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (/O9R9)

23 19 You know, the Epstein case in 2007(?) was covered in the news. How is it that I knew Epstein held under-age sex slaves and NRO didn't?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

They knew. They also knew he had money. And they like money. Sexually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

24 Was he a global warmist - that's science you know.

If you do global warming you're allowed to poke little girls, especially if you pay the carbon offsets ahead of time by buying them from their parents.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (37IEG)

25 The Big Money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQgu0MpnKq8

Posted by: not Alex Lifeson at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (sZRzw)

26 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK


High Definition videos are a great way to keep you "friends" close...

and your "enemies" even closer!

Posted by: Chief Justice Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (BiNEL)

27 Epstein makes Mark Rich seem a saint. Soros hopes Epstein takes his title of Most Evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (kbJA/)

28 I was hoping for a Bulletboys video.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (FxUf0)

29 I'm looking forward to finding out how they are getting their grift on right now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (sjdRT)

30 There's this thing called the ether? Maybe you've heard of it? Like, d'uh.
Posted by: National Review at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (T6t7i)


It's a well-known fact that global warming is caused by phlogiston.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (6RhgT)

31 >>Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.

Rudy was out today saying that a lot of people are going down when the whole Epstein case is exposed. I think he's in a pretty good position to know given his close relationship with Berman at SDNY, the NYPD and his own viewing of the Weiner laptop.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (K/2j/)

32 Follow the money, find the pedos.

Posted by: RICO aka democrat at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (x6XkS)

33 Go long on Phlogiston!

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (RuIsu)

34 All three articles have been removed from their sites in recent days, after inquiries from The New York Times.

Getting called out by NYT makes it extra cucky.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (FhXTo)

35 So when does this fucker start singing like a canary?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

36 Of course they did.

Wonder how many NR staff are on tape enjoying themselves in that temple of baal on the island ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (pbg54)

37 11 Time to start oiling the barbed wire and lighting the torches.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

Hold the oil.

We want the barbed wire rusty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (6RhgT)

I was thinking we'd light it on fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

38 "Christian forgiveness: The conservative case for helping pedos and sex-traffickers rehabilitate their reputations following conviction"

-- David French

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (bDqIh)

39 David French is more like Joan of Arc. Only in the fact they both have no balls.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (UWj8L)

40 Is making Pizza a science?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (37IEG)

41 Did Gaylord ever travel to Epstein's private island?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (kbJA/)

42 Bbbbbbut Trump said stuff

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (FiUMj)

43 Hey National Review. Would you like to publish an article for us?

Posted by: G2A Games at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (WaxcS)

44 28 I was hoping for a Bulletboys video.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (FxUf0)

Or Milli Vanilli!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

45
I can't wait to find out who at NR was diddling kids with Jeff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)

46 27 Epstein makes Mark Rich seem a saint. Soros hopes Epstein takes his title of Most Evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (kbJA/)


No chance. Soros is undefeated, untied, and unscored upon in that category. Epstein can at best place. Polanski can maybe show.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6RhgT)

47 15 Somewhere, John Derbyshire is laughing. I hope.
---
Heh. No kidding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (hjaPQ)

48 Lmao.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (p997d)

49 keep plucking that chicken, lowry.

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (xmXBk)

50 Joan of Arc heard G-d,
David French only hears himself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (kbJA/)

51 38
"Christian forgiveness: The conservative case for helping pedos and
sex-traffickers rehabilitate their reputations following conviction"



-- David French

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (bDqIh)
The conservative case for letting Pedo's loose to prey on young girls.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

52 I was thinking we'd light it on fire.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK


Ah. You're way ahead of me.

Carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (6RhgT)

53 9 6 2 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK

I think a lot of them. Otherwise, why all the panic.
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (B5K06)

Time to start oiling the barbed wire and lighting the torches.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Torches are symbols of white nationalism!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

54 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (QkjLD)

55 The effort led to the publication of articles describing him as a selfless and forward-thinking philanthropist with an interest in science on websites like Forbes, National Review and HuffPost.

LOL. I never heard of any of that shit. And if I had I would have laughed my ass off.

BTW, mouthy philanthropists really bug the shit out of me. They are pretty much the lowest form of wealthy life.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (6fsOH)

56 The Forbes piece is particularly awful. It's the sort of writing you'd expect from a 19 year old education major trying to bullshit their way through an essay assignment at 3 AM. Complete, total, nonsensical bullshit.

I saw some other outlets yesterday reporting that some of these reporters took payments - directly - to push the articles. Under a thousand bucks.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAshZ)

57 53 9 6 2 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK

I think a lot of them. Otherwise, why all the panic.
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (B5K06)

Time to start oiling the barbed wire and lighting the torches.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Torches are symbols of white nationalism!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

Where are we on blowtorches, then? We good there?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK8)

58 39
David French is more like Joan of Arc. Only in the fact they both have no balls.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (UWj8L)
Not even close, Joan of Arc was a way better man than David French will ever be.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (37IEG)

59 I wonder how old ABBA were when they peaked.

That still looks like 70s garb in the video but the people look old.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (fuK7c)

60 Money for nothing and (underage) chicks for free!

Posted by: Jeffrey E. feat. D. Frenchy at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (tOP4K)

61 Is making Pizza a science?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (37IEG)


It is when you make it the Comet Pizza way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (BiNEL)

62
"Christian forgiveness: The conservative case for helping pedos and
sex-traffickers rehabilitate their reputations following conviction"
-- David French

-------

Dave won't have to even go there. He can just loudly condemn any Republican (non-NR employees) who are implicated, and ignore the rest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

63 PARTY OF SCIENCE

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (LPWLR)

64 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
Posted by: SMOD


It's what he does.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (ECUyd)

65 You didn't include "Donald Trump's best friend" in that piece!

Fake!

Posted by: Fake News Scramble Squad at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (DuZls)

66 Where are we on blowtorches, then? We good there?

Inadequate BTUs. Go with napalm to be sure.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)

67 He was a selfless clown who took great joy in children and solace in laughter.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy's Publicist at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (Rzloy)

68 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (K/2j/)

69 61
Is making Pizza a science?



Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (37IEG)



It is when you make it the Comet Pizza way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (BiNEL)
Because, you just know. Same traveling circles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

70 Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare

She then shivved him with a fro comb.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)

71 Hi Insom!


Back to work. Catch y'all on the flip side

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (tGb2L)

72 BTW, mouthy philanthropists really bug the shit out of me. They are pretty much the lowest form of wealthy life.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (6fsOH)


The thing is that a lot of them were ruthless money-grubbing mofos screwing widows and orphans out of their life savings to make their fortunes, but then at some point they give back a pittance of what they stole and expect vast props.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (6RhgT)

73 Epstein was demonstrably a pedo both then and now. There is no question about that fact. NR's editor had to know this on original publication.

So Lowry can shove his apology up his ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (UWj8L)

74

Well, maybe he was really polite and wasn't boorish.

Those fat turds Nordlinger and Goldberg...turned NRO into a pedo-rehab outfit.

What a mess.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ikxxu)

75 Joey Paste tried to fly to Epstein's. Island but his arms got tired.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (NJBQD)

76 Umm, is it even possible to be "anti-science?" WTF? I'm sick of their made-up words and bullshit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

77 Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare

Isn't that kind of like stealing French military plans?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (6RhgT)

78
I saw some other outlets yesterday reporting that some of these reporters took payments - directly - to push the articles. Under a thousand bucks.
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAshZ)

--------

The government of Malaysia bought Seth Mandel for 5,000.

Cucks are a cheap date.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)

79 68 Does anyone remember laughter?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (K/2j/)

Of course. We aren't leftists, we still know how to laugh.

And how to point.

And how to file metal to a sharp point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

80 Passionate defender of Science.

No doubt trying to find the answer to the age old question - "How many times does 65 go into 8?"

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (LPWLR)

81 66
Where are we on blowtorches, then? We good there?

Inadequate BTUs. Go with napalm to be sure.


Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)
I don't know MAPP Gas burns pretty hot.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

82 Because, you just know. Same traveling circles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)


Pedos of a feather f...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (BiNEL)

83 So Lowry can shove his apology up his ass.


Why would you give him what he wants?

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (T6t7i)

84 Is "cutting edge science" now David French and Rich Lowry's code word for pedo?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (UWj8L)

85 Inadequate BTUs. Go with napalm to be sure.




Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)
I don't know MAPP Gas burns pretty hot.


Posted by: DamnedYankee


True, but it's a localized flame.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (T6t7i)

86 Is "cutting edge science" now David French and Rich Lowry's code word for pedo?
=====

Self-washing Fleshlight?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

87 The blonde was in her 20's and the others in their 30's when ABBA peaked in the late '70's.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (NFEMn)

88 I saw some other outlets yesterday reporting that some of these reporters took payments - directly - to push the articles. Under a thousand bucks.
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAshZ)

So they're not only whores, they're cheap?

Well, I suppose this is an example of The Market deciding!

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (U7voe)

89 He must have an extremely tiny penis if he only wanted to stick it in little kids.

Posted by: Science at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

90 I saw Sanctimoniously Woke open for Green New Deal at Red Lobster last week. They got booed out of the restaurant after they denounced the cheddar bay biscuits as racist. It was hilarious.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (BvNzB)

91
True, but it's a localized flame.


Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (T6t7i)
Patience! You have to learn patience!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (37IEG)

92 They "took it down"? They do that? WTF? Were they still publishing hard copies in 2013? Perhaps subscribers should turn in their copies. After all, that content belongs to the publishers, right? Muh properties!

Posted by: WTP at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (rj699)

93 Bloomberg:

Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C.

NOT SATIRE

The Pentagon has revealed a few details about a secret Army mission that has Black Hawk helicopters flying missions over the Washington, D.C., area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (QkjLD)

94 Cutting-gas science.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (DuZls)

95 Well Epstein is adept at talking teen girls out of their charms.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (FhXTo)

96

Money is all green on the outside, or something like that.

The real problem is NRO has gone full-tilt Moral Majority b/c of Trump, but then forgot that they have the morality of Reason.com.

Posted by: imp at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (w+Z9D)

97 Sounds like what Lowry really needs is - a flaming pineapple encased with shards of glass and rusty concertina wire shoved up the fourth point of contact and then given a hard twist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (kbJA/)

98 Those ABBA ladies had nice legs.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (tH5fk)

99 He's a philanthropist in prepubescent pussy. Period.

He should be hung by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

100 98 Those ABBA ladies had nice legs.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (tH5fk)

Swedes used to be the world leader in hot ladies.

Days long gone...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

101 what does Robert Plant have to do with this?

Is that a meme now?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

102 How I would love for Fusion GPS to show up in this mess.

Fusion delenda est.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (DuZls)

103
So.... Like Michael Jackson, but with white girls.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

104 Oh, and Science!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (tH5fk)

105 They probably thought that was astrology, or phrenology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

There's this thing called the ether? Maybe you've heard of it? Like, d'uh.
Posted by: National Review at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (T6t7i)

Hey, NR, you forgot the Four Elements.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (B5K06)

106 They should cut Epstein's dick off and show it to him right before they light him on fire, feet first.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (UWj8L)

107 Uh, I'm not really interested in the conservative case for pedophilia.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

108 Umm, is it even possible to be "anti-science?" WTF? I'm sick of their made-up words and bullshit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

The Left loves Science sexually until it challenges their precious narrative. See: the genders, the law of supply and demand, the fetal heartbeat....

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (LPWLR)

109 He should be hung by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
I will now apply the Texas expression - Hangin is too good for him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)

110 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

111 Girlyscrotes? Yeah, I've always been partial to girlyscrotes.

Posted by: Rich Lowry at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)

112
Also - Rich Lowry looks like Butt-Head:

https://tinyurl.com/y62nh36x

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (AzW6q)

113 20 I mean, holy crap. Is the National Review secretly published by Judas?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (UWj8L


Not so secret...

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (B5K06)

114 I'm a little interested as to why the NYT is pushing this story. Is it to get the heat off their own asses? Is it a way to sever their "friendly" associations with NR like a gangrenous limb? Is it the first sign that the NeverTrump elite has outlived its usefulness?

Exciting times ahead.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (o5jh5)

115 Does ace even Joan Collins?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (tH5fk)

116 "Money Makes the World Go 'Round" from Cabaret would be a good vid to post too.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Cssks)

117 Where are we on blowtorches, then? We good there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK

Oh sure. The trick is not to destroy the nerve endings too quickly. You want them to feel it as long as possible.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

118 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
=======
Ha ha ha ha.

So rich.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (JOZL3)

119 Epstein has a passion for science (and little girls).

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (ovir2)

120 Some Leftists don't even believe in gravity.

cfJFK Jr

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (kbJA/)

121 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

122 The Left loves Science sexually until it challenges their precious narrative.

And yet almost none of them ever go in to...you know....actual science. It's a mystery.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (T6t7i)

123 Got the order a little backwards there. Sorry.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

124 >>what does Robert Plant have to do with this?

>>Is that a meme now?

I'm just a naturally jocular person.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (K/2j/)

125 I like my conservative magazines like I like my coffee: Smug, sanctimonious, and paid for by corporate interests left-wing billionaires.

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (smcnr)

126
Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C.



NOT SATIRE



The Pentagon has revealed a few details about a secret Army mission
that has Black Hawk helicopters flying missions over the Washington,
D.C., area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (QkjLD)
Yeah, saw that earlier - odds on how long before "TRUMP COUP!" hits social media whackjobs?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (37IEG)

127 >>>115 Does ace even Joan Collins?


you guys are totally confusing me with your cryptic references and strange memes

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

128
Swedes used to be the world leader in hot ladies.

Days long gone...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK


More wins gained from forced diversity.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

129 The case for Epstein in 2020.
Epstein doesnt have short fingers.
Epstein isnt vulgar.
Epstein doesnt have orange hair.
Epstein associated with the Clintons and other people of proper society, like us.

Posted by: Captain Cuck and the Whole Cuck Crew at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (zeg38)

130 Does anyone remember laughter?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (K/2j/)


I DO!!
Just yesterday we were in the grocery store and a few aisles away we could hear a girl laughing. Her laughter was sooo adorable that it was infectious. Hubbymayhem and I could not stop laughing along with her. We finally caught up to the family, and told them how charming the laughter sounded and the mom told us that the girl was laughing because every time dad turned the cart, one wheel locked up and made a farting noise. It was hilarious.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (myjNJ)

131 Does ace even Joan Collins?


you guys are totally confusing me with your cryptic references and strange memes
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

----

Look.

You made him go Tom Collins.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

132 @54: "Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare"

Andrew Sullivan endorsed her in his most recent column.

So, she's got that going for her, which is nice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (YcLo4)

133 106: you sir are a great American.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FxUf0)

134 Amusing how these sanctimonious fucks are in bed with this dirt bag...makes you wonder how many of them got a ride on the Lolita Express, in one way or another.



Agree with everyone above. Lots of rich people implicated.

On ZeroHedge, they say it was a total honey pot operation, run by, the Joos (it is ZeroHedge):

https://tinyurl.com/y6pg4mfy

/does Pizzagate really sound impossible now?

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (AkkRZ)

135 Edith Keeler Joan? Or from Dynasty?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (kbJA/)

136 Yeah, saw that earlier - odds on how long before "TRUMP COUP!" hits social media whackjobs?
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Hopefully a half hour or less.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (ECUyd)

137 The woodpecker is in your pants


Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (tGb2L)

138 119 Epstein has a passion for science (and little girls).
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (ovir2)

---------

But mostly little girls.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (gC2IV)

139 Morning memes go straight over Ace's head.

Like those signs by the rollercoasters.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (/O9R9)

140 The army is in DC to arrest the Ozeroes and the Clinton crime family.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (ovir2)

141 you guys are totally confusing me with your cryptic references and strange memes
---
Our mindthoughts are like rivulets down the crack of your ass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (hjaPQ)

142 Its always about the money. Conservative Inc. just targets the less-lucrative (but under-served) market of conservatives.
Posted by: Revenant at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (bD2Jh)


The unmaskings on "our side" have been more extensive than I thought possible. That's ok; I'm a grown man and can deal. Now where did I leave those punishment utensils?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (y7DUB)

143 Independence is not a joking matter.

Posted by: Michael Collins at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (fuK7c)

144 Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C.

NOT SATIRE

The Pentagon has revealed a few details about a secret Army mission that has Black Hawk helicopters flying missions over the Washington, D.C., area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (QkjLD)


Isn't this like crossing the proverbial Rubicon?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

145 The case for Epstein in 2020.
Epstein doesnt have short fingers.
Epstein isnt vulgar.
Epstein doesnt have orange hair.
Epstein associated with the Clintons and other people of proper society, like us.

Posted by: Captain Cuck and the Whole Cuck Crew at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (zeg3
---
He sure loves children.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (DuZls)

146 The Pentagon has revealed a few details about a secret Army mission
that has Black Hawk helicopters flying missions over the Washington,
D.C., area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (QkjLD)

"Backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers"? Who do they think is flying the helicopters, a whale and a dolphin?

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (U7voe)

147 18 epstein, clinton, and the rest of the pedos will never, ever pay for their crimes. take it to the bank.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (KP5rU)


If not in this life, then certainly in the next.

Matthew's Gospel, 18:6
...but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (B5K06)

148
Which NR columnists are kiddie-diddlers?

*slides all chips to Kevin Williamson's square*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

149 I DO!!

Just yesterday we were in the grocery store and a few aisles away
we could hear a girl laughing. Her laughter was sooo adorable that it
was infectious. Hubbymayhem and I could not stop laughing along with
her. We finally caught up to the family, and told them how charming the
laughter sounded and the mom told us that the girl was laughing
because every time dad turned the cart, one wheel locked up and made a
farting noise. It was hilarious.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (myjNJ)
Okay, even the story made me laugh, because I can imagine the laughter it evoked from the kid.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (37IEG)

150 "Listen to the Money Talk" (aka "Money Talks") by AC/DC would've been another good vid for this thread.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (Cssks)

151 Does anyone remember laughter?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (K/2j/)


I DO!!
Just yesterday we were in the grocery store and a few aisles away we could hear a girl laughing. Her laughter was sooo adorable that it was infectious.
Posted by: madamemayhem


Little girl in front of us in church yesterday.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (ECUyd)

152 Our mindthoughts are like rivulets down the crack of your ass.

Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (kbJA/)

153 The woodpecker is in your pants


Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (tGb2L)


The grouse have flown the nest. I repeat. The grouse have flown the nest.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (y7DUB)

Captain, with a little imagination, almost anything becomes a punishment utensil.

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (U7voe)

155 Bet the mililtary thing started under Obama

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

156 Don't be alarmed, but there just might be a bustle in your hedgerow.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (RuIsu)

157 Matthew's Gospel, 18:6
...but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (B5K06)


The old ways are best!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (BiNEL)

158 area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.

------

Ummm..... what other kind are there ???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

159 Better the whale and dolphin instead of the whale and the pot of petunias.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (kbJA/)

160 see update

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (PbpT7)

161 "...and there's a wino down the road"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (fuK7c)

162 you guys are totally confusing me with your cryptic references and strange memes
Posted by: ace



Why did I read that in Frozen Caveman Lawyer's voice?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (ECUyd)

163 Which NR columnists are kiddie-diddlers?

*slides all chips to Kevin Williamson's square*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

Nordlinger

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (NFEMn)

164 >>> "Listen to the Money Talk" (aka "Money Talks") by AC/DC would've been another good vid for this thread.

oh yeag, that's a good one

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

165 Maybe we can hire that Chinese ghoul for pedo torture who was cutting out people's organ while they were alive for transplants.

Anybody have his phone number?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (UWj8L)

166 Remember laughter?

Jack Straw

Yes; The friends of this man with an awkward fall remember it too:

https://tinyurl.com/yymglwk9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (+0VWg)

167
/does Pizzagate really sound impossible now?

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (AkkRZ)
No. Exactly, because these assholes are all in the same social and political circles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG)

168 As earworms go, there are worst things than ABBAs greatest hits.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (knDqF)

169 The conservative case for letting Pedo's loose to prey on young girls.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

And young boys.
You didn't think these guys are only heterosexuals, do you?

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (B5K06)

170 "...and there's a wino down the road"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (fuK7c)

-----

Dammit I HATE it when people get the lyrics wrong.


~John Fogerty

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

171 "Cutting edge science?"

What would those bean counter at Forbes, or those retards at National Review know about "cutting-edge science?"

They probably thought that was astrology, or phrenology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (6RhgT)

It takes a true scientist to design a knife blade. All funding for that was cut off by PDT!

Posted by: tbodie at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (exNvx)

172 David French has just downgraded The HQ's status from "Going directly to Hell" to "2 wife maximum". Gotta hurt.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (4e+hS)

173 The case for Epstein in 2020.
Epstein doesnt have short fingers.
Epstein isnt vulgar.
Epstein doesnt have orange hair.
Epstein associated with the Clintons and other people of proper society, like us.
Posted by: Captain Cuck and the Whole Cuck Crew at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (zeg3

And he's not a White Nationalist

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

174 area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.
------
Ummm..... what other kind are there ???


OMG, you mean they brought them ALL!!

Posted by: blue-haired SJW at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (sZRzw)

175 12 There's this thing called the ether? Maybe you've heard of it? Like, d'uh.

Posted by: National Review


I hear it's full of bunnies.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (sGtp+)

176 117 Where are we on blowtorches, then? We good there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK

Oh sure. The trick is not to destroy the nerve endings too quickly. You want them to feel it as long as possible.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

Certain neurotoxins may be better for that. I've heard that the Duckbill Platypus has a really special one.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (J+mig)

177 158
area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.



------



Ummm..... what other kind are there ???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
Either the Militia, or Obama's 'national force'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)

178 Captain, with a little imagination, almost anything becomes a punishment utensil.
Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (U7voe)


Imagination and brute force: the keys to success.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (y7DUB)

179 Also at ZH: Comey Under DOJ Investigation For Misleading Trump While Targeting Him In FBI Probe
---
Something that I have been saying from the get-go.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (DuZls)

180 "...on websites like Forbes, National Review and HuffPost."

Epstein had already been convicted and served time. Yet, they all were part of the new publicity sham.

This tells us more about these magazines than Epstein.

It's all one big circle jerk.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)

181 Just yesterday we were in the grocery store and a few aisles away we could hear a girl laughing. Her laughter was sooo adorable that it was infectious. Hubbymayhem and I could not stop laughing along with her. We finally caught up to the family, and told them how charming the laughter sounded and the mom told us that the girl was laughing because every time dad turned the cart, one wheel locked up and made a farting noise. It was hilarious.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (myjNJ)
..........

I hope they didn't try to go in the express lane with more than 20 items!

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

182 As earworms go, there are worst things than ABBAs greatest hits.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation



It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:22 PM (ECUyd)

183 As earworms go, there are worst things than ABBAs greatest hits.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (knDqF)

-----

I know, right?

Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at July 22, 2019 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

184 150: any song by ac/dc will fit most threads. just have to pick the right one. last thread would have been perfect foa "whole lotta rosie!"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5rU)

185 169
The conservative case for letting Pedo's loose to prey on young girls.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)



And young boys.

You didn't think these guys are only heterosexuals, do you?

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (B5K06)
Probably the occasional goat for the more discerning members.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)

186 Why did Ilhan Omar go to Philadelphia?












Because she heard it was the City of Brotherly Love!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (YA914)

187 Winter Soldiers?

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (RuIsu)

188 There's a wino down the road looking for the bathroom on the right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (kbJA/)

189 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
Posted by: SMOD

Cheater! I dropped that turd!! How dare you copy my turd!!!

Posted by: great moments in governance at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (NeSSd)

190 Imagination and brute force: the keys to success.

Posted by: Captain Hate


And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Wait, I'll come in again.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (T6t7i)

191 Because she heard it was the City of Brotherly Love!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (YA914)

Heheh..good one.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 04:24 PM (a0IVu)

192 Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today

You can even buy a baby arm holding an apple.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:24 PM (K/2j/)

193 There's a wino down the road looking for the bathroom on the right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (kbJA/)

------

CENTERFIELD!!!

Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at July 22, 2019 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

194 Captain, with a little imagination, almost anything becomes a punishment utensil.

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:19 PM (U7voe)

Go on....

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 04:25 PM (LPWLR)

195 The conservative case for shilling for perverts.

Posted by: George Wills' bowtie at July 22, 2019 04:25 PM (NeSSd)

196 I was in the DC area during the Independence Day celebration. There were military vehicles throughout the city. Not the much ballyhooed Trump putsch, but the DC National Guard doing their job. Last I checked, most of them are MP types.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:25 PM (n13/j)

197 I'm curious- why would NR be so anxious to rehabilitate the image of a convicted pedo?

So- there's also a long list of conservatives for Whom they've done this- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (UWj8L)

198
off "walkin on sunshine.... YEAH.... and dont it feel good" sock.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

199 137 The woodpecker is in your pants
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (tGb2L)

Pinocchio has a long nose.

Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (qEujL)

200 56
The Forbes piece is particularly awful. It's the sort of writing you'd
expect from a 19 year old education major trying to bullshit their way
through an essay assignment at 3 AM. Complete, total, nonsensical
bullshit.

I saw some other outlets yesterday reporting that some
of these reporters took payments - directly - to push the articles.
Under a thousand bucks.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAshZ)


Hey!
It pays better than giving beegers at the truck stop parking lot!

Posted by: Forbes "reporters" at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)

201 So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald Amin Trumpda?

Journolist 2 will save us!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (37IEG)

202 ace posted ac/dc? i'm impressed. finally a tune for a smart military blog. salute!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (KP5rU)

203
189 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
Posted by: SMOD

Cheater! I dropped that turd!! How dare you copy my turd!!!
Posted by: great moments in governance at July 22, 2019 04:23 PM (NeSSd)


Dude's got a history. Not a smidgen of memory, but dude's got a history.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (3l5Yq)

204 any song by ac/dc will fit most threads. just have to pick the right one. last thread would have been perfect foa "whole lotta rosie!"
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5

I really wanted to do an Iraq War doc with footage synchronized appropriately with Guns n Roses greatest hits .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (knDqF)

205 Dammit I HATE it when people get the lyrics wrong.


~John Fogerty
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

But we truly appreciate the conveniently-located bathroom.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

206 ace posted ac/dc? i'm impressed. finally a tune for a smart military blog. salute!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (KP5rU)

-----

so .... you are.....

THUNDERSTRUCK!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

207 And yet some people still read National Review. I just can't comprehend how they could be so gullible.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (hjaPQ)

208

Where does Jonah GoldFarb come in on this one?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (rXie1)

209 Waterloo,

Wellington on Napoleon that day, "they came in the same old way" applies to the Media today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (kbJA/)

210 So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald Amin Trumpda?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (37IEG)

Mr. President, if you eat anyone, make sure you bake them to 190 internal temperature to kill all the VD and botulism.

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:28 PM (U7voe)

211 Also at ZH: Comey Under DOJ Investigation For Misleading Trump While Targeting Him In FBI Probe
---
Something that I have been saying from the get-go.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (DuZls)

Never mind ZH, it's on Real Clear Politics

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

212 He did it, of course....for the children.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

213
so .... you are.....



THUNDERSTRUCK!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm)
Perfect, exactly what I thought.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:28 PM (37IEG)

214 197 I'm curious- why would NR be so anxious to rehabilitate the image of a convicted pedo?

So- there's also a long list of conservatives for Whom they've done this- right?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:26 PM (UWj8L)

Are we going to have to make "Friend of the Buckleys" a euphemism for pederast?

Can we? Please?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 04:28 PM (AURKQ)

215 THUNDERSTRUCK!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm)
---
Hells bells!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:28 PM (DuZls)

216 206: damn straight! long way to the top, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (KP5rU)

217 This kookaburra remembers laughter. It laughs at bad jokes anyway:

https://tinyurl.com/y5afy3k3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (+0VWg)

218 200
All of the education courses are bullshit anyway. I took them all at the same time. No study. 4.0.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (ovir2)

219 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
Posted by: SMOD


Wait. Amy Schumer is running for President?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)

221 So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald Amin Trumpda?

___

Don't raise my hopes up like that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (FiUMj)

222 1. Before the National Review implosion concludes, William F. Buckley, Jr. Will be outed as Kim Philby's American handler.

2. Jonah Goldberg may be a fat, intellectually dishonest cuck but he knew to seminar-jump ship and still draw a little payola on the down low.

3. This will become a perfect thing if David French prissily resigns and takes to Twitter to denounce National Review's lack of morals and for being insufficiently True Conservative.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (Pk8DL)

223 If you think it's easy doing one night stands
Try playing in a rock 'n roll band

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (K/2j/)

224 >>Wellington on Napoleon that day, "they came in the same old way" applies to the Media today.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:27 PM (kbJA/)

Through the bathroom window?

Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (qEujL)

225 ooh ooh I hoid it through the Grapevine

Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

226 The National Review piece, from the same year, called him "a smart businessman" with a "passion for cutting-edge science."
________

I'm old and out of touch. I didn't know that "cutting age science" was current slang for "twelve year old girls."

(I'm assuming they were girls. Maybe that's un-pc, too.)

Posted by: Eeyore at July 22, 2019 04:30 PM (VaN/j)

227 221
So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to
overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald
Amin Trumpda?



___



Don't raise my hopes up like that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (FiUMj)
The left will never believe that's not what's really happening.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (37IEG)

228 223; jackstraw, flip flops or whatever, you da man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (KP5rU)

229 221 So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald Amin Trumpda?
___
Don't raise my hopes up like that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:29 PM (FiUMj)

I dunno about Air Force One, but Marine One is gonna be a solid 24k. gold helicopter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (AURKQ)

230 So why are blackhawks over flying DC?

Ferrying people back and forth to the farm?

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Sotot)

231 Day 3 without air conditioning --

Darn it, I'm really truly irritable.

Please consider my ongoing suggestion that relationships should be honest and transparent by creating the Debrett's or Almanach da Gotha for the DC/NY people.

I'm darn tired of it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (MIKMs)

232 Thunderstorms in Tarrytown NY. Almost black outside.

Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (qEujL)

233 So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald Amin Trumpda?

___

Don't raise my hopes up like that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



Yeah. Y'all will go to hell for teasing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:32 PM (4IFkp)

234 Money, who needs it
Let me live my life free and easy
Put a toothbrush in my hand
Let me be a travelin' man

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:32 PM (K/2j/)

235 232; welcome to my world, on saturday morning. most of my friends still have no power.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

236 chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (KP5rU)

Maybe not in this life, but I have faith that God meant it when He said that whatsoever a man sows, so shall he reap.

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (u5LFV)

237 NRO has bukaked itself in glory, or something.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (/Fmtj)

238 He's not a pedo he's a faggot pimp. Articles associate him pushing girls to dignitaries and celebrities. The only woman female he is associated with is Ghislaine Maxwell his bait and beard.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (Dk29P)

239 54 NOT SATIRE

Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (QkjLD)


Between culturally-appropriating Erica Thomas, the 4 "squad" witches, and the 2020 Dem candidate clown car . . . Circular Firing Squad.

Keep it up, leftists.

More popcorn please!

Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (CmURZ)

240 Debrett's or Almanach da Gotha for the DC/NY people
=====

Please consider rephrasing it to Government/Media people.

Sorry, I'm sweating and can't think or type clearly.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (MIKMs)

241 Amazing.

Every big 3 sports franchise in the US is worth at least $1 Billion.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

242 The Blackhawks are staging a raid on enemies of freedom. That would be Congress and the MSM.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (ovir2)

243 Those fat turds Nordlinger and Goldberg...turned NRO into a pedo-rehab outfit.

Fun fact given Goldberg's penchant for stealing Ace's material, sometime in the aughts I emailed Nordlinger cracking some joke about the SJW's of the day freaking out over Canada's Governor-General eating seal meat at an Inuit event.

Nordlinger emailed back with some gay emoji smile or something and I thought no more about it.

Sure enough in the next NR my joke was repeated almost word for word with no attribution. Not even 'From A Reader' or whatever.

That's when I first started to realize their decline.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (beH4q)

244 So why are blackhawks over flying DC?
========
Jerry Nadler Helicopter Tour.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (cm1Wq)

245 Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C.

NOT SATIRE

The Pentagon has revealed a few details about a secret Army mission that has Black Hawk helicopters flying missions over the Washington, D.C., area backed by active-duty and reserve soldiers.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 04:12 PM (QkjLD)


Wo...

Is this The Storm?

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (B5K06)

246 ooh ooh I hoid it through the Grapevine
Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)


I like the CCR version.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (aS1PU)

247 Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (Dk29P)
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'Nt.

Posted by: Brevity is the Soul of Wit at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (hjaPQ)

248 244
So why are blackhawks over flying DC?

========

Jerry Nadler Helicopter Tour.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (cm1Wq)
Pinochet tours of the Potomac.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)

249 Day 3 without air conditioning --

Darn it, I'm really truly irritable.

Posted by: mustbequantum



Pro tip, no snark: portable room air conditioner.
We had to do that one year for a week when our system went toes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (MOpDc)

250 >>He's not a pedo he's a faggot pimp. Articles associate him pushing girls to dignitaries and celebrities. The only woman female he is associated with is Ghislaine Maxwell his bait and beard.

Oh contraire. At least one woman came out just this past week claiming Epstein raped her and many, many more accuse him of pedo stuff. He's both.

He's a floor wax and a dessert topping.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (K/2j/)

251 244 So why are blackhawks over flying DC?
========
Jerry Nadler Helicopter Tour.
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (cm1Wq)

The Burp Locker

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (AURKQ)

252 Nadler?

Going to need a CH-47D

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (kbJA/)

253 As long as we're submitting money songs, here's "Money" from Cabaret. I feel it conveys the cheap nature of sellout journalists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8P80A8vy9I

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (U7voe)

254 I like money.

Posted by: Frito Lowry at July 22, 2019 04:36 PM (cux11)

255
Wo...



Is this The Storm?

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (B5K06)
Well, of course, you always admit that kind of thing before it happens. Good cover, do it out in the open where everyone can see it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:36 PM (37IEG)

256 Hush! I'm attempting to synthesize the Hymen Atom in these dick-shaped European beakers.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein, Pedo Scientist at July 22, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

257 I think it is worse ace. Because if she is a part of the "NRO Family" in a sense then shouldn't they know what her current job is? I mean if she was just a writer then you could have the plausible deniability that they didn't know about her job with him. But if she is connected then it definitely smells of trying to hide the sources connections.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2019 04:36 PM (WaxcS)

258 Apocalypse Chow

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 04:36 PM (AURKQ)

259 244
So why are blackhawks over flying DC?

========

Jerry Nadler Helicopter Tour.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:34 PM (cm1Wq)
Pinochet tours of the Potomac.
========
They yell cannonball right before they push him out the door?

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:36 PM (vrRJj)

260 So "The Conservative Case For Kid-Fucking" has been around for 6 years?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 04:37 PM (4e+hS)

261 I had no a/c for two weeks in September after Ike in Houston.

I learned that no matter how well you think you are prepared you need to experience an actual event to see how much you missed in your preparation.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:37 PM (knDqF)

262 NRO has bukaked itself in glory, or something.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2019 04:33 PM (/Fmtj)

Autobukkake?

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:37 PM (U7voe)

263 236; i agree. unfortunately, that's a faith based initiative. i'll never see it. i believe it, but fuck, where's the justice? i'm sure i'll get mine when i have to "pay up."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:37 PM (KP5rU)

264 Money don't get everything, it's true.
But what it don't get, I can't use.

Like honesty for example. I could go on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5KU34DrrPI

Almost a forgotten 80s mist story click:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5KU34DrrPI

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 04:37 PM (JkygK)

265 So why are blackhawks over flying DC?

========

Jerry Nadler Helicopter Tour.


-------

Gonna need Sikorskies.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:37 PM (8XRCm)

266 Amy Klobuchar Suggests Joe Biden Copied Her Plan To Expand Obamacare
Posted by: SMOD


I'm glad the son of a bitch is copying someone else for a change.

Posted by: Neil Kinnock at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (6RhgT)

267 There is a piece "against David Frenchism" which was interesting, but not all that compelling, though I am against "Frenchism".

"The movement we are up against prizes autonomy above all, too; indeed, its ultimate aim is to secure for the individual will the widest possible berth to define what is true and good and beautiful, against the authority of tradition."


I think this is maybe true of some leftists, but is a fake argument. Frenchism does not think "Liberty" is above "All". Even atheist libertarians do not think their liberty means they can murder others. I cherish individual liberty, which gives me no authority to steal liberty from others. (their argument twists the meaning of "liberty")


The "Frenchism" problem is French accepts the dilution of Biblical text/standards, to accept the lesbian minister as scriptural, making the Bible (like our constitution) into a "living document" that changes with the times. NO ... Christ was real, the writings are real, context of the historical times must be understood, but the doctrine on homosexuality has not changed (nor has the Lord's prayer).

French compromises on the Bible and the Constitution ... and is heretic in both cases. He wants to retain his holy cocktail party membership, while ignoring the criminal globalists destroying US. But I don't think even French believes in "ultimate liberty" (anything goes). "What, shall we sin, that grace may abound? God forbid". (this is a carry over from the book thread, but applies to French and NR here)


God Bless America ... MAGA.


https://tinyurl.com/y6jcvkc5

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (Cus5s)

268 Pumped and happy to see ace using the word femcels on the sidebar.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (ym5eo)

269 Blackhawks are nothing they fly those huge Marine One type copters all the time. They did it basically every damn day for decades but now it matters because the internet and dummies.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (n13/j)

270 "Nadler?

Going to need a CH-47D
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (kbJA/)"

Not gig enough. That's a job for the AN-225. Call the Ukraine.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (UWj8L)

271 It's fascinating to me what polar opposites the JEF and Trump are. One new thing I've noticed:

As much as JEF was a Shit-Midas for everything he touched, Trump has the same effect on his enemies. It's like he has a Rick-Sanchez, micro-fiber defense screen in his epidermis, and he just zaps the shit out of anybody who tries to touch him aggessively.

And it's fantastic.

Posted by: Pete Polerek at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (MAJoQ)

272 Going to need a CH-47D
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:35 PM (kbJA/)

Skycrane

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (U7voe)

273 Autobukkake at the NRO means they must keep collapsible bladders of whitish liquid stashed around the whole office.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (kbJA/)

274 Have I mentioned that I invented the internet?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)

275 So "The Conservative Case For Kid-Fucking" has been around for 6 years?
=====
Well, at the time, it was based on cutting edge science.

Posted by: Jay Nerdlounger at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (nUSav)

276 Did HotGas ever do a "Look How Awesome He Is" thing about Epstein?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (FiUMj)

277 Tim Poole is a windbag. He could compress his message into a third of the time if he tried.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (H8QX8)

278 Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C.

The Freikorps has finally had enough?

Posted by: Neil Kinnock at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (6RhgT)

279 Sh*t attracts flies. Any of the girls say they had sex with bubba? At least alan derschewitz kept his underwear on . (he says)

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (vzeuL)

280 The primary concern at NR at the moment is that there were Children of Color at Pedo Island and they will be accused of racism.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (Pk8DL)

281 Have I mentioned that I invented the internet?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)


Were you born in a log cabin too?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Have I mentioned that I invented the internet?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)

I thought that was Gore.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (n13/j)

283 Freikorps?

Looks up US history. Ain't seen anything like the US Army versus the Bonus Army yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (kbJA/)

284 Have I mentioned that I invented the internet?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)

Were you born in a log cabin too?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

I cannot tell a lie.

No.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

285 269 Blackhawks are nothing they fly those huge Marine One type copters all the time. They did it basically every damn day for decades but now it matters because the internet and dummies.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (n13/j)

___

Yeah I remember when I was in DC a couple of years ago noticing all sorts of helicopters flying around. Figured it's just DC/military/govt stuff. Then again, I'm not an insane person who thinks Trump is plotting a coup.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (FiUMj)

286 Is French all over the twitters today defending dissenting views in his webazine?

Posted by: inogame at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (+2xjH)

287 Not gig enough. That's a job for the AN-225. Call the Ukraine.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (UWj8L)


Not gig enough?

Send it to Texas A&M.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

288 I thought that was Gore.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (n13/j)

----

SOMEBODY reads neither the content nor the comments.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

289 Tim Poole is a windbag. He could compress his message into a third of the time if he tried.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (H8QX

He feels the need to qualify how he's not a right wing maniac to keep from being burned out by Antifa and his old friends. It won't work in the end, but if it makes him feel better

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (FTPn0)

290 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 04:16 PM (myjNJ)

Thanks; That's a nice story.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (+0VWg)

291 280 The primary concern at NR at the moment is that there were Children of Color at Pedo Island and they will be accused of racism.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (Pk8DL)

___

I'm waiting for that angle from the NYT, like of all the Epstein victims only 3% were women of color. And that's troubling. And even worse? None were trans minor women.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (FiUMj)

292
I thought that was Gore.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:40 PM (n13/j)



----



SOMEBODY reads neither the content nor the comments.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

I missed both? A double whammy.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (n13/j)

293 273 Autobukkake at the NRO means they must keep collapsible bladders of whitish liquid stashed around the whole office.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:38 PM (kbJA/)

They call it "White-Out Wedesday."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

294 Why would the military want to test and train for possible events in our Nation's capital and center of our government.

Its preposterous I tell you. Preposterous !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (knDqF)

295 Meh, they only asked for $1.5 million. You can't fund a coup with $1.5 million. You need at least $2 million.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)

296 >>>277 Tim Poole is a windbag. He could compress his message into a third of the time if he tried.

yes, definitely, but: YouTube has this weird thing that your video is basically considered clickbait and not worth promoting if it's shorter than ten minutes. Almost all YouTubers vamp to extend any video up to ten minutes. Many of them straight-up announce when they're padding to get to ten minutes.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

297 I bought a little 2000/1400 watt 4cycle genset from HmDpt for 186. It will operate a 7 amp air conditioner.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 04:43 PM (Dk29P)

298 I saw Sanctimoniously Woke cover Comfortably Numb when they opened for Don Henley at Mohegan Sun

Posted by: the Butcher at July 22, 2019 04:43 PM (DIosY)

299 our military has air worthy aircraft? they are flying them around? alert the clown media! something must be done to stop this cultural shaming. where's the fucking compassion? some pilots did something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:43 PM (KP5rU)

300 294 Why would the military want to test and train for possible events in our Nation's capital and center of our government.

Its preposterous I tell you. Preposterous !
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (knDqF)

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As dumb as suggestion the military should be on the border, you know, defending the country and stuff. KRAZY TALK!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)

301 To see the look on Bill Clinton`s face when he is notified that Epstein has just entered the witness protection program as 'Sammy the bull Epstein'...

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 22, 2019 04:44 PM (yhf6w)

302 "Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C."

Misleading headline. It was the fucking media who let it slip. Some Pentagon type responded to a budget inquiry and they published it. And the publication probably was coordinated with someone's congressional office.

These things are classified for a reason. Some of that reason is to NOT let people know what we are prepared for and capabilities. Now they can look at air bases and help determine response times.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:44 PM (UWj8L)

303 I would so love to see the mob of child rapists marched off to the nearest prison - do not pass GO! I wonder how many there are. A couple dozen? A hundred? A thousand?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 22, 2019 04:44 PM (vkS2Z)

304 Holy shitskys. Weismann is one corrupt piece of shit.

Weismann made an unsolicited and likely unenforceable offer to a Ukrainian oligarch in 2017 that the DOJ would drop all charges in a corruption case they had filed on him if he would give them dirt on Trump and Putin. Weismann had no authority to make the offer and now it appears to be backfiring on the DOJ bigly.

https://tinyurl.com/y3pycrqr

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:45 PM (K/2j/)

305 Meh, they only asked for $1.5 million. You can't fund a coup with $1.5 million. You need at least $2 million.
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1.5 m is about what you need to run maintenance and fuel for Potomac Heli Tour: SPLASH!

Posted by: tour guide at July 22, 2019 04:45 PM (cm1Wq)

306 He feels the need to qualify how he's not a right wing maniac to keep from being burned out by Antifa and his old friends. It won't work in the end, but if it makes him feel better

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 04:42 PM (FTPn0)
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Hey woah! I'm not a royalist. Nothing like that. I'm a Girondin.

Posted by: Tim Pool circa 1790s at July 22, 2019 04:45 PM (DuZls)

307 "Epstein himself was not a scientist per se"

Heh. Nice qualifier. That could also be written as, simply, "Epstein himself was not and is not a scientist." That would be correct.

They're trying to accredit him with credentials he has not actually attained. As if it is mere formality.


"But Epstein's heart remained in the pure sciences."

Well, certainly in the edgy fringe of female anatomy; as to the rest, donating money and buying board seats does not equate to expertise.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:45 PM (6eEQ+)

308 Yeah I remember when I was in DC a couple of years
ago noticing all sorts of helicopters flying around. Figured it's just
DC/military/govt stuff. Then again, I'm not an insane person who thinks
Trump is plotting a coup.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:41 PM (FiUMj)

They fly down the Potomac every day. It would scare the insane people to no end.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:46 PM (n13/j)

309
So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to
overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald
Amin Trumpda?


Papa Doc.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

310 Weismann made an unsolicited and likely unenforceable offer to a Ukrainian oligarch in 2017 that the DOJ would drop all charges in a corruption case they had filed on him if he would give them dirt on Trump and Putin. Weismann had no authority to make the offer and now it appears to be backfiring on the DOJ bigly.

https://tinyurl.com/y3pycrqr
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:45 PM (K/2j/)
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I wonder how the testimony is going to work. I really doubt that Mueller can remember verbatim that much of the Weismann Report.

But of course, he could be cramming for it.

Posted by: Tim Pool circa 1790s at July 22, 2019 04:46 PM (DuZls)

311 "Army Lets Slip That It's Conducting Secret Operation Around D.C."

Let slip - right, Pvt Will Stockdale revealed today that there wuz secret doin's goin on round Wash-ing-ton DeeCee that wuz real secret stuff and he could only say it wuz secret but couldn't ree-veal any thing else cuz it wuz secret.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:47 PM (37IEG)

312 Has it been two weeks since the Pence thing? Does anyone know what the deal was?

Posted by: irright at July 22, 2019 04:47 PM (RVcmP)

313
These things are classified for a reason. Some of that reason is to NOT let people know what we are prepared for and capabilities. Now they can look at air bases and help determine response times.

Posted by: Marcus T
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So if someone where thinking of breaking someone out of a secure location like say THE FARM, they'd want to know how long it would take for the Blackhawk back up squad to drop in?

Posted by: ve haf veys of making you talk at July 22, 2019 04:47 PM (KjOAe)

314 So the Army admitted it's flying around Washington getting ready to overthrow the government and install Trump as President for Life Donald
Amin Trumpda?


Papa Doc.
Posted by: Archer



Papa Don.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (MOpDc)

315 Have we shot down all of Venezuela's fighters yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (kbJA/)

316 Operation Prometheus. Hello? Hellooo!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

317 JackStraw: Weismann ... had no authority to make the offer and now it appears to be backfiring on the DOJ bigly.

If Weismann is not charged with crimes, then the whole shebang is a charade. The guy is apparently a walking felony. Tied with the Clintons for "Worst".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6eEQ+)

318 "167
/does Pizzagate really sound impossible now?

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 04:17 PM (AkkRZ)
No. Exactly, because these assholes are all in the same social and political circles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG) "



Never sounded impossible to me.
Considering everything else we know about their "moral compass", why wouldn't they ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (pbg54)

319 JackStraw, that's a juicy story. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

320 So then the bear says, "You don't really come here for the ball waxing, do you?"

HAHSHHAHAHAHAH!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (hjaPQ)

321
I saw Sanctimoniously Woke cover Comfortably Numb when they opened for Don Henley at Mohegan Sun
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Who was that oddity at NR first with his religious ranting about the Covington teenagers?

Have they apologized yet?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (MIKMs)

322 Papa Don Two Scoops

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

323 cutting edge

what a play on words, she snickered as she wrote them

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (Dk29P)

324 If they are going to take DC they will need to shore up Maryland and Northern VA to at least Manassas.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (n13/j)

325 312; had to take dump. he likes his own throne. nothing more. haven't we all been there?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (KP5rU)

326 If Weismann is not charged with crimes, then the whole shebang is a charade.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6eEQ+)

Just wait #TwoWeeks for the something something report to drop. Then he'll get arrested. Or something.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:50 PM (FiUMj)

327 ace

Thx for adding the
"MoneyTalks" vid.

I saw them live in STL about 2 yrs ago. I think that will turn out to be their last concert tour-- with anything resembling their original lineup anyway.

On the ONT recently, I suggested "Live at the River Platte" for best live album, but... sadly the late nite 'rons ignored me.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 04:50 PM (Cssks)

328 Operation Prometheus. Hello? Hellooo!
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

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Crap.

A military operation with no real plot, crappy cinematography and jacked up dialog.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

329 The Criminal Crony Clinton Party think a "moral compass" is a quaint notion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 04:50 PM (kbJA/)

330 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:45 PM (K/2j/)

Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. They present stuff as evidence that was a HYPOTHETICAL POWERPOINT SLIDE

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (U7voe)

331 324
If they are going to take DC they will need to shore up Maryland and Northern VA to at least Manassas.


Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (n13/j)
Manassas. - That's Bull Run dammit!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)

332 fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)


Well No Time for Sargent's was a little goofy, yes.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (gmo/4)

333 327: must see footage. ac/dc at their best. great show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (KP5rU)

334 Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. They present stuff as evidence that was a HYPOTHETICAL POWERPOINT SLIDE
Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (U7voe)

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BUT WERE THEY WEARING THEIR PT BELTS??? HUH???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (8XRCm)

335 >>I wonder how the testimony is going to work. I really doubt that Mueller can remember verbatim that much of the Weismann Report.

>>But of course, he could be cramming for it.

Prediction. Democrats will focus largely on the obstruction aspect and their questions will be written for them by two leftwing lawyers, Norm Eisen and Barry Berke.

The wrote a screed over a year ago encouraging the Mueller team to take this route and I convinced that that is exactly why Mueller left the obstruction charge open. It's no big surprise that Eisen and Berke were hired by Nadler to join the Judiciary Committee staff in February.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (K/2j/)

336 If Weismann is not charged with crimes, then the whole shebang is a charade.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6eEQ+)




Ha Haaaaaa!!!

Charade you are!



Posted by: Zombie Pink Floyd at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (5ANJM)

337 I wonder if Bob Menendez will be caught up in the Epstein web. I recall the accusations made against him included pedo incidents but nothing ever came of it.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (tKF1g)

338 If they are going to take DC they will need to shore up Maryland and Northern VA to at least Manassas.




Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (n13/j)
Manassas. - That's Bull Run dammit!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)

well i can't actually respond it is your nickname

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (n13/j)

339 I mean, holy crap. Is the National Review secretly published by Judas?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (UWj8L)

Watching the National Review descend into...whatever the hell it's descending into is heartbreaking. I loved Bill Buckley. He's the one who more or less showed me what being a conservative was when I went from Democrat to Republican all those years ago.

Posted by: troyriser at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (mSO8Y)

340 They have another sequel to Olympus Has Fallen called Angel Has Fallen . Thousand drones attack at once.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (knDqF)

341 Summertiiiiiime
An' the livin' is easyyyyyyy

Posted by: Porgy at July 22, 2019 04:53 PM (v4v6L)

342 ace: "YouTube has this weird thing that your video is basically considered clickbait and not worth promoting if it's shorter than ten minutes."

Wait, I thought everything on YouTube was clickbait. Almost by definition. If clickbait didn't exist, YouTube wouldn't exist.

Caveman AnonyBotymousDrivel does not understand your complex world.

Posted by: Caveman AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:53 PM (6eEQ+)

343 I wonder if Bob Menendez will be caught up in the Epstein web. I recall the accusations made against him included pedo incidents but nothing ever came of it.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (tKF1g)


Wasn't he suspected of going to pedo island multiple times?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

344 This needs a disclaimer..

I really thought "PED" was a joke that Ace was making. It isn't.

I hate these people. They rape children and then slip cute jokes about it into their press releases when telling us how wonderful they are. And the NROassholes go along.

I just hate them all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (LWu6U)

345 >>Rudy was out today saying that a lot of people are going down when the whole Epstein case is exposed. I think he's in a pretty good position to know given his close relationship with Berman at SDNY, the NYPD and his own viewing of the Weiner laptop.



Pleasepleaseplease let this happen

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:55 PM (bDqIh)

346 Wasn't he suspected of going to pedo island multiple times?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

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He rode the storm out there.... On Pedo Island.

Posted by: Jay Ferguson at July 22, 2019 04:55 PM (8XRCm)

347 maybe nro's not going along
maybe nro is in on it

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (Dk29P)

348 Rudy was out today saying that a lot of people are going down when the whole Epstein case is exposed. I think he's in a pretty good position to know given his close relationship with Berman at SDNY, the NYPD and his own viewing of the Weiner laptop.

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Meh. Rudy says a lot of things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (v4v6L)

349 Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (n13/j)
Manassas. - That's Bull Run dammit!




Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)

well i can't actually respond it is your nickname


Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (n13/j)
You have no idea how long it took me to normalize those names once I moved south of the Mason Dixon.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (37IEG)

350 Wasn't he suspected of going to pedo island multiple times?Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

It may have been some other Pedo Island-not Jeffrey Epsteins or in addition to Epsteins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (+0VWg)

351
Did HotGas ever do a "Look How Awesome He Is" thing about Epstein?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 04:39 PM (FiUMj)

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Doubt it. They've never been relevant enough to warrant a payoff, and nobody there is prominent enough to have a warranted invitations to the island.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (AzW6q)

352 >>Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. They present stuff as evidence that was a HYPOTHETICAL POWERPOINT SLIDE

I put a link to the court transcripts the other day but it the Flynn FARA violations case the prosecution has admitted in court that they couldn't explain what laws Flynn and his partner broke and had ZERO evidence that he was in the employ of the Turkish government.

They only indicted him to squeeze him and get him to roll on Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (K/2j/)

353 Rudy was out today saying that a lot of people are going down when the whole Epstein case is exposed. I think he's in a pretty good position to know given his close relationship with Berman at SDNY, the NYPD and his own viewing of the Weiner laptop.



Pleasepleaseplease let this happen
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:55 PM (bDqIh)

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Yup. Im with Lizzy. And I dont give two hoots if they are Republican, Democrat or Independents.

GO TO FEDERAL MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON....Where the inmates take an even dimmer view of child doinkers than I do.

Posted by: Jay Ferguson at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (8XRCm)

354
Wasn't he suspected of going to pedo island multiple times?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

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Yes. But only for the pina coladas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (v4v6L)

355 "Tim Poole is a windbag. He could compress his message into a third of the time if he tried.posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
He feels the need to qualify how he's not a right wing maniac to
keep from being burned out by Antifa and his old friends. It won't work
in the end, but if it makes him feel better"

He makes some good logical points that maybe work to turn some leftists. imo if he would release himself from the Dem cult of "oh trust me, I'm liberal" ... the skies would open and he would rise above the fog.


He then could see things like "AGW" and the climate fraud, a few other issues would become clear. imo, his emotional bonds are still blinding him ... "Let Go Tim ... be free ... let go and go full red pill"


Like in the movie Contact ... where the bolts on the chair finally break free ... heh.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

356 8 for 8 perfect 42inch box jumps today first time trying. Feels good. Explosive GAINZZZ!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (ym5eo)

357 It may have been some other Pedo Island-not Jeffrey Epsteins or in addition to Epsteins.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (+0VWg)


I thought he was tied to Clinton as well going, so I guess I thought there was only ONE island designated for fucking children. I'm only saddened to find out there are MORE THAN ONE.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Anyone hear from Bill or Hill lately?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY)

359 any thing else cuz it wuz secret.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

You misspelled enathin as any thing. Please adjust so my neighbors can understand it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (myjNJ)

360 >>Meh. Rudy says a lot of things.

Yep. He was saying for over a year that Mueller had nothing on Trump, the Trump was not going to testify before him and that whole Russia collusion thing was a hoax.

He also said to keep your eye on Ukraine because that's where the story really leads.

He's been right a lot too.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (K/2j/)

361 If Weismann is not charged with crimes, then the whole shebang is a charade.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6eEQ+)



Ha Haaaaaa!!!

Charade you are!



Posted by: Zombie Pink Floyd at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (5ANJM)


Weissmann's destruction of Arthur Anderson was unanimously reversed by the Supremes. Even RBG said "this is fucked up". But the damage had already been done. Not many people walking around free have destroyed so much while enduring no consequences.

Weissmann is at least as much of a made man as Mueller.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (y7DUB)

362 So, the Blackhawks are ferrying gear and razor wire to build enclosures that will be used to detain and house all the figures in Washington who are involved in the Epstein scandal.

Seems like as good a story as any. I kinda like it really.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)

363 It may have been some other Pedo Island-not Jeffrey Epsteins or in addition to Epsteins.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (+0VWg)

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It was somewhere in the Pedo Archipelago, anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (v4v6L)

364 345 >>Rudy was out today saying that a lot of people are going down when the whole Epstein case is exposed. I think he's in a pretty good position to know given his close relationship with Berman at SDNY, the NYPD and his own viewing of the Weiner laptop.



Pleasepleaseplease let this happen
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:55 PM (bDqIh)

Rudy has viewed the Weiner laptop?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (ym5eo)

365 I really thought "PED" was a joke that Ace was making. It isn't.

I hate these people. They rape children and then slip cute jokes about it into their press releases when telling us how wonderful they are. And the NROassholes go along.

I just hate them all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (LWu6U)

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Joe Biden has a charm bracelet with a slice of pizza on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (Iq9NT)

366 They have another sequel to Olympus Has Fallen called Angel Has Fallen . Thousand drones attack at once.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (knDqF)



Luuuuuuurrrrvvvv the "... Has Fallen" films.

"London Has Fallen" bar none is one of the most flat-out badass action films of all time.

Too bad it looks like Americans are the bad guys in this one. C'est la vie.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (5ANJM)

367 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (K/2j/)

I clicked on the comments, by the way. Almost all dismissing it as opinion or fiction because of the author.

Posted by: Vanya at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (U7voe)

368 Totally OT question

Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:00 PM (+0VWg)

369 >>Weismann made an unsolicited and likely unenforceable offer to a Ukrainian oligarch in 2017 that the DOJ would drop all charges in a corruption case they had filed on him if he would give them dirt on Trump and Putin. Weismann had no authority to make the offer and now it appears to be backfiring on the DOJ bigly.

https://tinyurl.com/y3pycrqr
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How would that be different from what they accused Trump of doing????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:00 PM (bDqIh)

370 You cannot beat the scene in the undergroup trainn station:

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (bDqIh)

371 You cannot beat the scene in the undergroup trainn station:

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (bDqIh)

372 369 >>Weismann made an unsolicited and likely unenforceable offer to a Ukrainian oligarch in 2017 that the DOJ would drop all charges in a corruption case they had filed on him if he would give them dirt on Trump and Putin. Weismann had no authority to make the offer and now it appears to be backfiring on the DOJ bigly.

https://tinyurl.com/y3pycrqr
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How would that be different from what they accused Trump of doing????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:00 PM (bDqIh)

They're the good guys, duh.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (p997d)

373 368 Totally OT question

Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:00 PM (+0VWg)

Don't use a mixer to make brownies--they'll be tough. Just mix with a spoon enough to combine.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (TdMsT)

374 nood comey

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (UpS69)

375 Nood, Comey is a lying liar who lies and should be in prison swallowing cock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (bcbK8)

376 WTF, laptop. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (bDqIh)

377 It's almost as if child fuckers and abusers run the world under a NeoBabyolean Globo-Homo world religion.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (ym5eo)

378 >>Rudy has viewed the Weiner laptop?

Yes indeed. Way back when it was the property of the NYPD.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (K/2j/)

379 Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.

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I always just mix packaged mixes by hand with a whisk or fork. Piece of cake. Well, brownies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (Iq9NT)

380 8 for 8 perfect 42inch box jumps today first time trying. Feels good. Explosive GAINZZZ!
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 04:57 PM (ym5eo)

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AWESOME!!!!

At my advanced age of 29again .... I deadlifted 455 raw this weekend. My personal "old man" best. My goal is to touch 500 by the end of the summer.

25 year old me wouldnt be impressed, but that asshole can get off muh lawn then again too.

Posted by: Jay Ferguson at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

381 So, the Blackhawks are ferrying gear and razor wire to build enclosures that will be used to detain and house all the figures in Washington who are involved in the Epstein scandal.

Seems like as good a story as any. I kinda like it really.
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Maybe they are changing the guards. I think they have somebody under military detention somewhere. The blackhawks are the guard changes and a QRF if some one tries a jailbreak.

So who hasn't been seen in public in a while . . .

Posted by: thunderstruck!!! at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (KjOAe)

382
damn sock

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

383 Totally OT question

Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:00 PM (+0VWg)


I'm no chef, but that seems like a bit harsh for blending brownie mix. It might be better to do it by hand with a good wisk, or something.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Tim Poole is a windbag. He could compress his message into a third of the time if he tried.posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice He feels the need to qualify how he's not a right wing maniac to keep from being burned out by Antifa and his old friends. It won't work in the end, but if it makes him feel better


He seems like a smart kid, but you can tell at points his brain is just wired wrong when he goes back to his core beliefs.

As far as windbags, Timmy can't touch Styxenhammer666. Guy makes a good, valid point and then yabbers about it for another 5 minutes. Not sure I've gotten through an entire 8 minute video of his unless I've left the room.

On a positive note, they've got oodles of followers so it gives me hope there's some more young'uns out there with something resembling critical thinking.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (fOFwP)

385
If Weismann is not charged with crimes, then the whole shebang is a charade. The guy is apparently a walking felony. Tied with the Clintons for "Worst".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6eEQ+)

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That'll hinge on how well they siloed Weismann. Nobody who had direct knowledge about the coup with regard to the Clintons or Obama's people are going to be charged. But he might have had Mueller standing between him and the top.

I think guys like him and McCabe are the top of the "possible prosecutions" hierarchy.

But, I think the likeliest outcome is a prosecution of one or two low-level patsies. Maybe Strzok.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)

386 Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.
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Dear Fen, the only kitchen gadget I have insisted on over the years is a hand mixer. Approx $10 nowadays and usable for everything. Blender is too difficult to clean.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (MIKMs)

387 Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No. Just use a big spoon in a bowl. It will take 2 minutes to mix.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (LWu6U)

388 Totally OT question

Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:00 PM (+0VWg)

I'm no chef, but that seems like a bit harsh for blending brownie mix. It might be better to do it by hand with a good wisk, or something.
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Actually most brownie mix instructions are to stir mix, egg and oil with a spoon . . .

*Spock Eyebrow*

Posted by: Hmmmm at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (vrRJj)

389 Can I make brownie mix in a blender if I don't have mixer? Sorry; I almost never bake sweets so I have no idea.
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Dear Fen, the only kitchen gadget I have insisted on over the years is a hand mixer. Approx $10 nowadays and usable for everything. Blender is too difficult to clean.


After my divorce and the ex got everything, I have zero kitchen appliances - and I was the one that cooked. You probably can't do brownies in a blender as I'd wager the dry stuff will stay stuck at the top, and you won't be able to properly blend it at the very least.

The only "appliance" I have left is a Ninja blender that I got from my mom. Heck, I can't even shred carrots. I don't bake, so I'll probably pass on a mixer, but at some point need to get a cuisinart again.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (zHK2c)

390 I hate tablets.

Posted by: creeper at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (ccf8F)

391 Fen - mix it by hand, the exercise will help you.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

392 Hannity: Mr. Lowry, how much money did National Review get paid to publish the article about that creepy pervert Epstein?

Lowry: Well Sean---

Hannity: I've played tennis to keep in shape and I worked for a roofing company when I was young.

Lowry: When Ms. Galb---

Hannity: This is an outrage that you won't even come on the program to debate me!

Lowry: But Sean, I'm right h---

Hannity: I'm proud to tell the American people the stories that the mainstream media won't tell you. Why won't you answer the question?

Lowry: Sean, why do---

Hannity: Yes or no?

Lowry: Uh---

Hannity: Unbelievable.


Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (9vQJW)

393 Anyone hear from Bill or Hill lately?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY)

Well, not directly.

Clinton spokseman Angel Urena said "President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes Jeffrey Epstein pleaded to in Florida..or those with which he has been recently charged with in NY."

And not HIllary, but Chelsea Clinton's Chief of staff Bari Lurie told Politico, "It wasn't until 2015 that Chelsea and Marc became aware of the horrific allegations against Ghislaine Maxwell {supposedly one of Epstein's procurers} and hope all of the victims fund justice adding that they and Maxwell are no longer friends"

From today's NY Post

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (+0VWg)

394 JackStraw, that's a juicy story. Thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~

Stop right there, you two! That's supposed to be Hannity's big scoop for tonight's show.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (sGotD)

395
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:49 PM (n13/j)
Manassas. - That's Bull Run dammit!






Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)

well i can't actually respond it is your nickname




Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:52 PM (n13/j)
You have no idea how long it took me to normalize those names once I moved south of the Mason Dixon.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:56 PM (37IEG)

Some names just fit. For the most part the Yankees won. They have Antietam vs Sharpsburg, they have Stones River vs. Murfreesboro. Dang you guys like rivers. I am not going to get into The Army of the Potomac vs ANV. You guys like the bodies of water. OTOH, Shiloh is more well known than Pittsburgh Landing.

I would say Bull Run and Manassas is a tie but probably more know it is as Bull Run.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (n13/j)

396 Sorry; "Find" justice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (+0VWg)

397 Posted by: Hmmmm at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (vrRJj)

O.K. Thx I should have thought of that, but it had no directions for hand mixing. Gosh, I'm silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (+0VWg)

398 Heh. Nice qualifier. That could also be written as, simply, "Epstein himself was not and is not a scientist." That would be correct.

They're trying to accredit him with credentials he has not actually attained. As if it is mere formality.


Yeah, don't lay him on us.

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Posted by: erwen wilson at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (w0r2s)

400 Clinton spokseman Angel Urena said "President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes Jeffrey Epstein pleaded to in Florida..or those with which he has been recently charged with in NY."

Ah, the Sgt. Schultz defense.

Posted by: Neil Kinnock at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (6RhgT)

401 And not HIllary, but Chelsea Clinton's Chief of staff Bari Lurie told Politico, "It wasn't until 2015 that Chelsea and Marc became aware of the horrific allegations against Ghislaine Maxwell {supposedly one of Epstein's procurers} and hope all of the victims fund justice adding that they and Maxwell are no longer friends"

When did "Chelsea and Marc" learn that "Marc's" dad was a dirtbag lowlife who committed major bank fraud? And here's the funniest part: he embezzled money to pay off Nigerian con men who had talked him into advancing their fee to them. And this was no small hosing, IIRC: it amounted to millions of dollars.

I think I just figured out why Junior thought Greek bonds were a good investment.

Posted by: Neil Kinnock at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (6RhgT)

402 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (6RhgT)

403 How long before we get..."The Conservative Case for Sex Trafficking" by Noah Goldfrench. "Noah Goldfrench," by the way, is my new catchall name for NeverTrumpers. It saves time because you don't have to type as much.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (3ufaJ)

404 You forgot Pink Floyd's Money!

Posted by: Locke Common at July 22, 2019 05:41 PM (mLN9k)

Race Hoaxster and State Representative Erica Thomas Now Wants the Police to Charge the Man Who Did Not Properly Defer to His Racial Superior

And, second tweet -- the New York Times headline blares that she says this guy (who is super anti-Trump, and anti-Trump's statements about immigration, btw) told her to "go back where she came from," but then, in the fourteenth (14th!) paragraph, concedes that she walked that back and said "I don't want to say [that he said that]" and changes her claim to "he was making that type of reference."

I want her to make formal charges (of what? Who knows) and swear under penalty of perjury as to what she's claiming he said.

And then throw her fat ass in jail. Where she belongs.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:58 PM




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1 Idiots.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, scrounging kindling at July 22, 2019 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

2 OK, I'll get the others.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, scrounging kindling at July 22, 2019 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

3 Stupid times indeed.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2019 03:00 PM (xqfqx)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 03:00 PM (arJlL)

5 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 03:00 PM (AjVAj)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (ECUyd)

7 Damn, that thang is hard on me I-balls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (ovir2)

8 Is there any evidence anything was said at all?

I'm increasingly trying to inject a new adage into the pop culture:

Anything presented without evidence may be dismissed without consideration.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (J+mig)

9 The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (5l6gb)

10 Charge him with what?

Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

11 We really are moving to the 'I don't like you! Off with your head!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (ycWCI)

12 Charge him with what? FFS...

Posted by: jewells45 at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (kG5hP)

13 Her hair is dyed blonde. Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (J+mig)

14 May they all drown in their own bile.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (gdTDb)

15 For a supposed pregnant woman who couldn't stand for long and hence had to cheat to get into the express line, this woman sure does stand a lot for press conferences and photo ops.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (FiUMj)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Seems that both tweets are the same.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Eh. If Living While Rude were a crime then I would be doing hard time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

19 speaking truth to power!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (ZqRa6)

20 Golly, he was smart to get that presser. No snark; made him look good.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (UpS69)

21 Criminalizing White Hispanics ... coming soon to a race near you.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (B7tJ2)

22 Is that woman on the right wearing knee socks?

That's just weird.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (k4dH2)

23 Blessed Mama!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

24 Judging by her photo, I am going to give her a pass. She needed all 35 of those items for lunch, no doubt. You haters just don't understand a strong black woman's metabolic needs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (ppBhU)

25 Charge him with what? FFS...
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HAAAAAAAAAATE SPEECH!!!!

Posted by: Joy "Cvnt" Behar at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (vg8iE)

26 What does any of this have to do with Godzilla?

Top 20/

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (tH5fk)

27 10 Charge him with what?

Show us the man we'll show you the crime. Isn't this were this is all headed...

Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (nzKWW)

28 Haven't been following this story..all this went down in a grocery store??

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

29 She must have talked to lawyers and found out this is a good idea.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (UpS69)

30 The "go back to where you come from " taunt, non-taunt is why this story made news in the first place.

If the guy didn't say it, why are we talking about it?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

31 re 8: we already have "pictures or it didn't happen"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (ZqRa6)

32 BREAKING NEWS: A noose and a Subway sandwich were found at the Publix.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (FiUMj)

33 OH man, I hope he sues the holy hell out of her and wins. I hope he then realizes the asininity of voting straight ticket Dem for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Screw that insipid racist bitch, she's gone to far this time and it needs to blow up in her ugly face.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (qZdIZ)

35 This is what happens when ' you keep it real' .


Both of them could be living a normal day but both of them thought they had to 'keep it real' and blow up an insignificant event.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (knDqF)

36 who impregnated that? that guy must have had balls glowing with Cerenkov radiation.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (De+XC)

37 The Dems are just crazy and they are using their Crazy on each other. Sort of like the Crazy is spilling over. I'm just trying to stay out of the way so I don't get any on me. The guy even said he would still vote for her if she ran in his district before he would vote for a Republican. Curing this Crazy disease is going to be costly and time consuming. I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (Z0huu)

38 If the guy didn't say it, why are we talking about it?
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You'll talk about what we want you to talk about. We may even be able to get you to jump up and down on one foot while talking about it.

Posted by: MSM at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (vg8iE)

39 8 Is there any evidence anything was said at all?

I'm increasingly trying to inject a new adage into the pop culture:

Anything presented without evidence may be dismissed without consideration.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (J+mig)

There's a store tape that that cops and the guy have seen.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (UpS69)

40 She looks quite plump. She should adopt ace's 28 day fast and therefore, avoid confrontations in the grocery store.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

41 Xuck xer and the xorse xhe rode in xon.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (LPWLR)

42 And then throw her fat ass in jail.
........

We're gonna need a bigger jail.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

43 The lesson, I guess, is to avoid black women at the store.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (14qvS)

44 Charge him, as everyone here is saying..... with... What, exactly, specifically, precisely, and pertinently??? These people are a bunch of Fascist/ Totalitarian/ Brownshirts..... they need to be slapped down. The government will do nothing, sadly, and that makes everything really ominous.

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)

45 @10

A malevolent DA could contrive any manner of charges, basically they would have to do a reverse Smollett.


Which as I said a malevolent dem da could and would do.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (Mzkan)

46 LOL get fucked stupid bitch

Maybe then you will lighten up.

Or is that rayciss too?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (ufFY8)

47 re 22: maybe the Buster Brown look is coming back.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (ZqRa6)

48
The accuser claimed that she couldn't stand for too long because "nine months preggers".

Did anyone put a stopwatch on her time standing during the impromptu press conference yesterday when the gentleman she accused threw the "bullshit" penalty flag?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (F0aU4)

49 I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (Z0huu)

Oh there's a vaccine for it.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (LPWLR)

50 Keep digging Erica. Keep digging.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (gmo/4)

51 40 She looks quite plump. She should adopt ace's 28 day fast and therefore, avoid confrontations in the grocery store.
_____________

I doubt she could last for more than 28 minutes without stuffing her pie hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

52 Mehh, he should have told her to take her BALD FAT ASS back to where she came from

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (M+Lyo)

53 Gee, it's almost as if these politicians are a bunch of idiots.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

54 The "go back to where you come from " taunt, non-taunt is why this story made news in the first place.

If the guy didn't say it, why are we talking about it?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)


She says he said it. He says he didn't. She's attempting to ruin this man's life for the rest of time.

We're talking about it because she's using her obnoxious ego to try and destroy a man for her own personal racist gain.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Nell Carter has really let herself go.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (/O9R9)

56 Actually the person that should be arrested is her hair dresser

Posted by: Redenzo at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (14qvS)

57 who impregnated that? that guy must have had balls glowing with Cerenkov radiation.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo



Husband is deployed. As was said earlier, "pool over/under for 10 months".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (ECUyd)

58 The problem is that the guy is short. You can't trust short people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)

59 I'm sorry, but WTF is that woman on the far right wearing??

White knee-high socks with black shoes and a black sack.

What look is she going for???

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (RU4sa)

60 He's anti-Trump?

Good. Reap away at what you sowed, buddy. And next time, make better choices.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (O8WFE)

61 Fat lying bitches are going lie while being a fat bitch.

So it goes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

62 Georgia seems to have a disproportionate number of crazy black female politicians.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (xPl2J)

63 >>who impregnated that?


Some poor bastard was jerking off and she sat on it at the last second.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/O9R9)

64 lol - the media. no republicans at all involved in this and so they have to create something with"how the republicans are reacting to this". they'll get turn it on republicans with their inappropriate reactions!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/5WQL)

65
Can we deep-six both of them, please?


Valid for three threads out of four! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (F0aU4)

66 She looks quite plump. She should adopt ace's 28 day fast and therefore, avoid confrontations in the grocery store.
_____________

I doubt she could last for more than 28 minutes without stuffing her pie hole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (k4dH2)


To be fair, she claims to be 9 months pregnant.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

67 55 Nell Carter has really let herself go.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (/O9R9)

---

lol

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (RU4sa)

68 Did anyone put a stopwatch on her time standing during the impromptu press conference yesterday when the gentleman she accused threw the "bullshit" penalty flag?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (F0aU4)

Anyone remember a track on one of Denis Leary's CDs where someone is making fun of a meltdown... Fiona Apple(?) had and just keeps saying 'This is all bullshit!'

Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

69
Tomorrow she'll be saying "the bitch set me up!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (Jy6ww)

70 I want her to make formal charges (of what? Who knows)

-
Aggravated mopery with a side of mayhem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (+y/Ru)

71 people hate line cutters.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (nFwvY)

72 27
10 Charge him with what?



Show us the man we'll show you the crime. Isn't this were this is all headed...


Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (nzKWW)

__________

If they can do that to POTUS, his family, and his friends ... well, you know the rest ..

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (B7tJ2)

73 The Rude Erica Thomas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (cux11)

74 58 The problem is that the guy is short. You can't trust short people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)

[Scans the heavens for incoming raptors]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

75 62 Georgia seems to have a disproportionate number of crazy black female politicians.

Also, fat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (O8WFE)

76 Stop that, she was on Guam when it capsized and it's affected her ability to be rational.

I'm dying to know what the Democrat White Hispanic dude will be charged with. Is there a Florida "Don't Criticize Black People" law?

How long before the media tells us he's really Republican?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (37IEG)

77 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

78 >>What look is she going for???


Puritan Romper

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (/O9R9)

79 "Blue on blue, heartache on heartache."

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (UpS69)

80 According to the Babylon Bee a Georgia Lawmaker said she was told to go back to where she came from by a Chic-Fil-A employee.
She late walked that back to say the CFA employee actually said "my pleasure."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (JgA4k)

81 How many times will "uppity" be used in the charging document?

I'm guessing three.

And "oh no he di'int"?

Once.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (6eEQ+)

82 Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Suddenly I'm feeling like a criminal.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

83 Obviously there's only one remedy for this outrage. He should have to wax her balls in public.

There's no other way.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (hjaPQ)

84 Her hair is dyed blonde. Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (J+mig)
........

Yeah, she really needs to get herself one of those plastic James Brown wigs that are so popular.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

85 "A malevolent DA could contrive any manner of charges"

after a thorough investigation, my office will be pursuing rape charges against this man.

since we don't have the ... "evidence"... we must assume the worst.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (De+XC)

86 She's knocked up?
Ooops.

Makes my statement non-operational.

Must be hormones then.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

87 Hell. I think they should lock him up and throw away the key just for being an idiot. Hes a leftard. Screw him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (ovir2)

88 yeah, these people will not stop with this bullshit. They don't even know they lost. They're still talking about hate crimes. Um, the only hate is coming from the left. Literally, they hate us. That's a hate crime. You lie about us. Hate crime.

I want more trump and probably a little bit of the old worse than trump to make these people learn some manners.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (JziUy)

89 Good thing she didn't play on the angry black female stereotype.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (srWwQ)

90 Charged with what, exactly?

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (PhKfP)

91

Is this the same fuckknot who called the police because of the pollen on her car?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (Jy6ww)

92 The guy is now saying he's talking to lawyers about a defamation suit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (xPl2J)

93 She is pregnant but a Progressive Dem.

She still had time to abort her baby. 8 months pregnant just means she has not exercised her choice yet.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (yuF4N)

94 Sooner or later the cancer kills it's host.

Posted by: fox at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (GmdGB)

95 I'm sorry, but WTF is that woman on the far right wearing??

White knee-high socks with black shoes and a black sack.

What look is she going for???


Supreme court justice in a poor country. One whose tribunal routinely unravels complicated problems in goatlaw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (ppBhU)

96 I like the juxtaposition of the dozen news stories of black women going crazy at McDonalds, Disneyland , Pizza parlors , etc with the butthurt allegations by Thomas.

You know people are all saying I know exactly what played out.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (knDqF)

97 So meanie head v.s. meanie head! Hard to know who to root for here. Guy was a dick for calling her out about the express line, yea it's annoying but move on. She wasn't even in your line you asshole busybody. And to Representative Grimace. Get over your race baiting self you obnoxious tub of goo. They are both Trump haters so I hope they both step in dog shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (H4VdJ)

98 The governor of Puerto Rico has a weak voice.

On the other hand he's being yelled at for talking the way we do here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

99 Drunk on power mixed with an innate sense of racial entitlement. The face of the Democrat Party's only possible future.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (ju9gW)

100 She should adopt ace's 28 day fast

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She doesn't do 28 minute fasts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

101 Big Bird DeBullshittio said the answer to New York's power issues is a "takeover of Con Ed".

Oh joy. So a commie takeover of the power industry. That way it can be run like the city.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (UWj8L)

102 75 62 Georgia seems to have a disproportionate number of crazy black female politicians.

Also, fat.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (O8WFE)


I guess Georgia sells a lot of that Navaho Fat.... I mean Fry Bread.... that'll pack it on....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (90T4r)

103 It's a boy! Chelsea Clinton announces birth of baby No. 3

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (QkjLD)

104 Mitt Romney
45s

I was saddened to read that a fine representative, Ms. Thomas, was apparently subject to a similar type of opprobrium as that experienced by our four wonderful freshman congresspersons of color, who were unfairly called out by the president and told to go back to their places of birth.
This type of language is not only insulting, it's unseemly and vulgar and I'm calling for a full. investigation into the matter. We must get to the bottom of this because not doing so will send the wrong message to our enemies.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

105 The problem is that the guy is short. You can't trust short people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)


Short people got no reason to live.

Posted by: Randy Newman at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

106 The "Criminal" video made me feel tingly in my netherbits.

And that creeped me out because she looked anorexic and I'm not into skinny girls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (O8WFE)

107 Still relevent ....
525 502 499 Eric Sparkes doubles down.
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I read that as "Eric Sparkles".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 02:52 PM (iB1oa)

Me too. I think we all did.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

I read it as Epic Sparkles.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (myjNJ)

108

This isn't England (yet) where the police arrest you for thought crimes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (Un9AW)

109 77 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK

But he also wrote Harrison Bergeron...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

110 /

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (NFEMn)

111 Those white knee-socks might, _might_, be diabetic socks, if you notice the lady's profile...

The Dem's are trying to get on the headlines instead of Trump, and this is their method?

Trump wins, again!

Posted by: Scott_T at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (NmR1a)

112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

113 The attention whoring is strong with this one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (jUVms)

114 Hey, the 20 items were just her lunch haters!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (H4VdJ)

115 Posted by: fox at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM
America is the host.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ju9gW)

116 Oberlin redux. The "Cuban" guy, Sparks, ought to be getting on with a civil suit for defamation of character.

These "marginalized" people sure are being stomped, no? Don't you love the press conferences with all the p.o.c. allies standing behind the aggrieved, their racism just bristling?

Je suis Jussie.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ovTUK)

117 84
What she needs is a kids cowboy hat covered in sequins. Then people would take her seriously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ovir2)

118 Aetius451AD: "We really are moving to the 'I don't like you! Off with your head!'"

We've been there since Trump was elected. This isn't unplowed land.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (6eEQ+)

119 He didn't know who she was.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (DuZls)

120 59 I'm sorry, but WTF is that woman on the far right wearing??

White knee-high socks with black shoes and a black sack.

What look is she going for???
_______________

Naughty fat first-grader?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (k4dH2)

121 Anyone question whether gulags will be a thing if democrats control all levers of government power?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)

122 She can borrow some clothes from Tank can't she?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

123 Look at all of the craziness that has nothing to do with the Golden Scalp Weasel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

124 Failure to yield in a woke zone.

Posted by: MJ at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (LQtHg)

125 So a commie takeover of the power industry. That way it can be run like the city.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (UWj8L)

Well that works so well in Gaza

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (p0A33)

126 Democrats lying? No way!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (8H/yo)

127 So meanie head v.s. meanie head! Hard to know who to root for here. Guy was a dick for calling her out about the express line, yea it's annoying but move on. She wasn't even in your line you asshole busybody. And to Representative Grimace. Get over your race baiting self you obnoxious tub of goo. They are both Trump haters so I hope they both step in dog shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (H4VdJ)


Did you watch the presser he crashed?

His reasoning was pretty spot on. He said that the more people are allowed to be selfish assholes, the more and worse selfish assholes we will have and it needs to be pointed out so it stops happening, basically.

I'm on board with that sentiment.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

128 He admits that he called her a bitch, and every time she gets in front of the camera his credibility goes up.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (xPl2J)

129 80 According to the Babylon Bee a Georgia Lawmaker said she was told to go back to where she came from by a Chic-Fil-A employee.
She late walked that back to say the CFA employee actually said "my pleasure."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (JgA4k)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36s8co8

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (UpS69)

130 who impregnated that?


Some poor bastard was jerking off and she sat on it at the last second.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/O9R9)

another keyboard ruined.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

131 117
84

What she needs is a kids cowboy hat covered in sequins. Then people would take her seriously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ovir2)
That's exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

132 You have to walk a fine line when cultivating the Catholic School Girl look.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (f8ilN)

133
These freakin' people. "Arrest this guy for telling me off." Or Wilson saying people should be stopped from making fun of Congressmen on social media.

It dovetails nicely with the earlier discussion of prosecutorial immunity. They truly believe they are a separate and special superior class.

Maybe the next thing will be a set of sumptuary laws saying we're forbidden from wearing finery.

It's time for our political class, the entirety of it, to have a date with the national razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (AzW6q)

134 Let me guess... the security video at Publix was "unexpectedly" lost, or the camera that would have shown the encounter was "coincidentally" not working.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)

135 Mollie Hemingway does an interview, with her co-writer ... and they specifically address the fact that lies being told about Kavanaugh were told by liars that felt it was OK, because it was for a good cause. Criminal referrals were even written, but so far those smearing Kavanuagh is an incredibly important process (thaet has already turned the court anti-American left from previous borkings, that resulted in bad picks) ... so far no one that told bold lies is being prosecuted. (it's OK when they commit felonies to destroy US)


https://youtu.be/jglD0YAJueY?t=1774

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (Cus5s)

136 Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (knDqF)

137 If we're going to charge people with assholery I am in a world of hurt

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (/PoaU)

138 want her to make formal charges (of what? Who knows)

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Aggravated mopery with a side of mayhem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Mopeds are questionable but riding one shouldn't be illegal

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (PhKfP)

139 82 Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Suddenly I'm feeling like a criminal.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

She was quite pleasing in that video.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

140 Anyone question whether gulags will be a thing if democrats control all levers of government power?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)
---
I'm sure of three things:
1. They would never imagine themselves capable of that.
2. They don't see themselves as the type of people who would do that.
3. Probably.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (DuZls)

141 >>Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?


Upstairs, yes.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (/O9R9)

142 128 He admits that he called her a bitch, and every time she gets in front of the camera his credibility goes up.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (xPl2J)

The thing speaks for itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

143 Let me guess... the security video at Publix was "unexpectedly" lost, or the camera that would have shown the encounter was "coincidentally" not working.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)


The video has already been turned over to police and they've reviewed it and says the version Eric tells is reasonably accurate to what happened.

She's a lying sack of shit.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

144 "The Conservative Case for denouncing even this guy because it's a reflex at this point and I just can't stop myself."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (hdzef)

145 Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sjdRT)

146 She parked in the parking lot, walked around the store for an hour with no problems. Was able to come back and grandstand in the parking lot. But.... she is pregnant, she was entitled to the express line with her cart full of groceries.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

147 ohh, she is pregnant. not fat. okay then...probably way hormonal.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

148 Is this the one who's husband is the super secret green beret seal ranger?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (p0A33)

149 So meanie head v.s. meanie head! Hard to know who to root for here. Guy was a dick for calling her out about the express line, yea it's annoying but move on. She wasn't even in your line you asshole busybody. And to Representative Grimace. Get over your race baiting self you obnoxious tub of goo. They are both Trump haters so I hope they both step in dog shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (H4VdJ)
........

AoS. Come for the health and dating advice, stay for the poetry.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

150 Good thing she didn't play on the angry black female stereotype

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It's funny how 2.5 million years of human evolution give us a distinctive mental ability that were supposed to overcome in almost exactly the same way homosexuals can't stop being gay. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (RMwSd)

151 139 82 Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Suddenly I'm feeling like a criminal.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

She was quite pleasing in that video.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

AMAZING first album. Dunno who she worked with on Tidal but it's just hook after hook.

Then she melted down, burned her bridges and never made anything that good ever again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

152 Why wasn't diLoousio on top of it ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (QkjLD)

153

Think of all the years that people listened to Get Back by the Beatles without knowing it was a racist song.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (TAmPV)

154 She's a racist cuunt with a massive chip on her shoulder waiting for any white person to say one word to her so she can scream racism at everything.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Is this chick named Wheezey?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (2LelM)

156 http://bit.ly/2ZfYmxu
********
Y&T - Summertime Girls ! with Hot Girls in Bikinis
*******
Willowed & not to be missed by the Rons

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)

157 136 Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (knDqF)

Worst question of all time: Does the carpet match the drapes?

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

158 The thing speaks for itself.

Res ipsa loquitur.

I learned all my Latin from Hunter Thompson.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

159 Yet... she will be re elected. Maybe even become Tanks VP.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (dNzKv)

160 I'm starting to think that if you live around Democrats, wearing a discrete body camera in public is practically required.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (ju9gW)

161 134 Let me guess... the security video at Publix was "unexpectedly" lost, or the camera that would have shown the encounter was "coincidentally" not working.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)

Guy said he and the cops have seen it.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (UpS69)

162 Curing this Crazy disease is going to be costly and time consuming. I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

=====
It's a lead deficiency.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (T0tN/)

163 Pregnancy fat privilege, dude! Ask SarahW from the earlier thread!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (Dh1wo)

164 Big Bird DeBullshittio said the answer to New York's power issues is a "takeover of Con Ed".

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)

165 Another look at lynching?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2LelM)

166 If the video is accurate to Eric's story -


that just means the police, who are racists, have already digitally altered it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

167 Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (knDqF)
........

I don't think you're supposed to be smoking crack while pregnant either.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

168 Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sjdRT)


She used the pregnant excuse for using the 10 items line with her 20 items because she's 9 months along and can't be on her feet for long.

Forget the fact that she's done 2 pressers that have lasted longer than 15 minutes without issue.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

169 It is now illegal to say anything rude to any Person of Color or alternate Gender Identity.

No matter how stupid, rude, and obnoxious they are.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (NgKpN)

170 MAKE HIM WAX HER BALLS! PLEASE!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (hjaPQ)

171
Why does the video matter?

If he had said every last thing she said he said, no law was broken.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

172
All Republicans with a lick of sense would simply say, "no comment", and move on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (3l5Yq)

173 Dat's raycissssss!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (K/2j/)

174 Forget the fact that she's done 2 pressers that have lasted longer than 15 minutes without issue.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Ugh. I never did that when I was pregnant. Ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

175 Fiona Apple was an angry commie you-know (probably still is), but had a voice like butter melting on a speaker.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (LPWLR)

176 So does Rep. Genteal who is apparently a law maker realize that there's no law broken here?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (H4VdJ)

177 The Conservative Case For Hoax Racist Hate Crimes.

Posted by: David French and the French Davidians at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)

178 145 Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sjdRT)

SHE said she was 9 months pregnant. In the video embedded on the earlier AoSHq thread on this topic.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (UpS69)

179 PAgirlinNC: "lol - the media. no republicans at all involved in this and so they have to create something with 'how the republicans are reacting to this'."

Ha! Exactly.

Next story: "Republicans Pounce Blah Blah Blah"

We have the headlines before even the MFM does.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (6eEQ+)

180 She should be cast as the next James Bond.

That's what the franchise wants, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (RMwSd)

181 I don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (knDqF)

182 Then she melted down, burned her bridges and never made anything that good ever again.

I like her second album quite a bit. Three: not good; four: unlistenable. She seems like someone who needs an editor, someone who can say no.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

183 Is it just me or is Shep Smith annoying?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (fuK7c)

184 Uh oh! Looks like royal homage is no longer being offered to welfare queens.

I could get used to New America.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (o5jh5)

185 Puerto Ricans are incensed by a leaked series of group-chat messages in which Rossello and his closest collaborators denigrated their opponents, insulted women and gay people, made light of Hurricane Maria's dead and revealed potentially criminal behavior by his administration.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (QkjLD)

186 If she spent more time on her feet she might not be pregnant.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (JgA4k)

187 with a side of mayhem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Seriously? Dude! I had nothing to do with this shit show. If I was involved they all would have been run over by a truck at the first attention whore presser.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (myjNJ)

188
We're talking about it because she's using her obnoxious ego MELANIN to try and destroy a man for her own personal racist gain.

Fixed

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (T0tN/)

189 Leftists running this racial bull shit every day is getting silly.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

190 May the Lord Jesus Christ forever damn her to hell for knowingly telling falsehoods unrepentantly.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (+2ar+)

191 Forget the fact that she's done 2 pressers that have lasted longer than 15 minutes without issue.
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM

I can't blame her feet, I mean can you imagine the PSI on those things?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (H4VdJ)

192 $5 says she either aborts or "loses" the clump of cells because of the racism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (RMwSd)

193 112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

It needs a few paragraphs of hate filled roaring, but Kurt's early merely-misanthropic career metastized into full on Lefty tribal politics. By the end of his life its hard to say who was more miserable to listen to, him or George Carlin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

194 Puerto Ricans are incensed by a leaked series of group-chat messages in which Rossello and his closest collaborators denigrated their opponents, insulted women and gay people, made light of Hurricane Maria's dead and revealed potentially criminal behavior by his administration.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (QkjLD)

And there's no way they can tie it to Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

195 Rachel Jenteal called and said, 'that's retarded, Ma'am.'.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (/O9R9)

196 Fiona Apple used to the the cute waif thing down.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (sjdRT)

197 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

198 176
So does Rep. Genteal who is apparently a law maker realize that there's no law broken here?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (H4VdJ)
Sure there was, someone said something she didn't like and pointed out she was breaking the rules. and then when she became angry he called her on it, she was a rude asshat breaking the rules.

Then she was racist to top it all off.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

199 Is it just me or is Shep Smith annoying?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (fuK7c)


I used to like his voice, but he's become so incredibly obnoxious, he's listenable now.

He's like fingernails on a chalkboard while a squeaky door is opening while Jim Carrey's "most annoying sound in the world" is blaring.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Why does the video matter?

If he had said every last thing she said he said, no law was broken.

True. Even if is shows her to be the liar she is, it would get 1 retweet and 0 lines in NYT. This is all about pushing a narrative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (dNzKv)

201 181 I don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (knDqF)

You go to war with army of plastic bags you have, not the paper ones you want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)

202 166 If the video is accurate to Eric's story -

that just means the police, who are racists, have already digitally altered it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

Yeah, run with that court case.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (UpS69)

203 >>Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.

She was the one who claimed she was pregnant and said that was the reason she used the express line. She claimed she couldn't stand on her feet for long because of her pregnancy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (K/2j/)

204 * have the

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (sjdRT)

205 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops


isn't that "undocumented pot" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

206 Apparently being black, female, and allegedly pregnant gives you carte blanche to be a raging lying bitch, without consequence. And woe betide anyone attempting to hold such creature accountable...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

207 Another look at lynching?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2LelM)

We don't need this

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

208 The Babylon Bee piece is a hoot!

These racist assoles have a sixth sense for those dog whistles, don't they?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ovTUK)

209 http://bit.ly/2GoRWoJ
********
Dan REEEEBatard

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (BqBId)

210 Note to self - avoid Publix stores.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (2LelM)

211 193 112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

It needs a few paragraphs of hate filled roaring, but Kurt's early merely-misanthropic career metastized into full on Lefty tribal politics. By the end of his life its hard to say who was more miserable to listen to, him or George Carlin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK


So, just like has-been Stephen King, then?????

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)

212 She's a racist cuunt with a massive chip on her shoulder waiting for any white person to say one word to her so she can scream racism at everything.

--

It has turned into a mass psychosis, them believing every person who crosses their path must be racist. Rs, Ds, white people, Hispanic people...there is no delineation. Black people, I'm sad to say, seem to have a real problem with this. And now it's pounded into their heads non-stop. Every race baiter, faculty lounger and politician who has nurtured this psychosis should pay dearly for the havoc they have created. Inexcusably evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (JoUsr)

213 175 Fiona Apple was an angry commie you-know (probably still is), but had a voice like butter melting on a speaker.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (LPWLR)

So long as they don't introduce their politics into their songs overmuch I can overlook the leftism if you're talented. Break that wall and I walk away.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

214 her set is amazing

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

215 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops





isn't that "undocumented pot" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

This isn't about pot. It's about taxes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xPl2J)

216 182 Then she melted down, burned her bridges and never made anything that good ever again.

I like her second album quite a bit. Three: not good; four: unlistenable. She seems like someone who needs an editor, someone who can say no.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

There are tracks on album two (When the Pawn...) that are good. I suspect them to have been written/produced before things went sideways. But I have no proof for that, just a feeling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

217 176 So does Rep. Genteal who is apparently a law maker realize that there's no law broken here?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (H4VdJ)

Hate crime!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (UpS69)

218 I have to admit, I might like the new rules...


BUT only if they always benefited ME personally...


AND I got to change them to fit the scenario as I saw fit (to optimize my advantage).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (BiNEL)

219 Leftists running this racial bull shit every day is getting silly.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)
.......

Oh, I don't know. I was just about ready to donate to Corey Booker.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

220
Fiona Apple used to the the cute waif thing down.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (sjdRT)

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I'm guessing that heroin helped with the waifishness. But yeah, she was hot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)

221 205 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops


isn't that "undocumented pot" ?
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Its migrant pot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

222 Why does the video matter?

If he had said every last thing she said he said, no law was broken.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

And I'm confused by the whole thing anyway.

She is FROM THERE! She isn't an immigrant!

So go back to where you came from? uh, the Local Hospital where she was born?

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

223 Every black woman in America will now take 72 items to the 10 items or less line knowing nobody will say a word.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)

224

Why can't he be charged with hate speech?

Posted by: Joyless Behar at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (aKsyK)

225 don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.

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It could probably be argued that grocery stores are a / the big reason we are where we are right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (RMwSd)

226 189 Leftists running this racial bull shit every day is getting silly.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

I think it's having the Cry Wolf effect. So much noise about racism, so little actual racism.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (J+mig)

227 And the asshole victim in all of this will still dutifully vote straight dem. He probably voted for this wench.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)

228 197 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)
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Wait, wasn't legalizing pot suppose to eliminate the black market?

Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

229 She's "pregnant" all right. Pregnant with ice cream, candy bars and chocolate-chip cookies.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (NFEMn)

230 There is a kinda strange psychological defect that I will term the "can't stop digging neurosis" that some people have. That lady has it in full.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (r+sAi)

231 197 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

The cops are gonna be high AF for the next several months.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (NWiLs)

232 Big Bird DeBullshittio said the answer to New York's power issues is a "takeover of Con Ed".

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What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)


Everything, but he wouldn't notice because he would have power. Those that displease him would have it when it struck his fancy.

DeBlasio - "Electricity is like humor - not everyone gets it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

233 201
181 I don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (knDqF)



You go to war with army of plastic bags you have, not the paper ones you want.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)
Frankly at this point I don't give a shit what starts it. It's coming and the sooner we get to it and through it the better.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)

234 And, second tweet -- the New York Times headline blares that she says this guy (who is super anti-Trump, and anti-Trump's statements about immigration, btw) told her to "go back where she came from," but then, in the fourteenth (14th!) paragraph, concedes that she walked that back and said "I don't want to say [that he said that]" and changes her claim to "he was making that type of reference."

They should both climb back under the rock crawled out from - a rock outside of the UNited States, obviously. ANd the New York Slimes should go down to their owner's place in Mexico, where they belong.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (6fsOH)

235 184 Uh oh! Looks like royal homage is no longer being offered to welfare queens.

I could get used to New America.
Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (o5jh5)

???

She's a Georgia state representative.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)

236 I like how her presser has a token white girl. Nice touch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (ejd/p)

237 These "marginalized" people sure are being stomped, no? Don't you love
the press conferences with all the p.o.c. allies standing behind the
aggrieved, their racism just bristling?

_________


My brain has started reading that abbreviation as "pieces of chit" now.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (RMlYr)

238 She's read the same Law Books as Joyce Behar, she wants him charged with Hate Speech for calling her a bitch.
btw, if you notice, it's always the left that leads into coursening language, verbal threats, malicious behavior, but as soon as it is turned back against them in any way, they want everyone thrown in jail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (KS7KL)

239 This isn't about pot. It's about taxes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xPl2J)


You thought they they were just going to let that pot grow itself?

Your beneficent government has needs too, maaan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (BiNEL)

240 Her husband is apparently overseas --- is there anyone in her life who can advise her to shut up and drop it?

This is embarrassing.
I hope the guy sues her, because we need to punish these hate-hoaxers, but FFS, she needs to focus on having her kid (coming soon), not making a national fool of herself while slandering (libeling? I get them mixed) someone.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

241 Part of me feels bad for this guy. The other part is saying LOLGF as he a is a proud anti-Trump Democrat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

242 215 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops





isn't that "undocumented pot" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

This isn't about pot. It's about taxes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xPl2J)

Lucky it wasn't New York, they'd have grabbed a pudgy black man and suffocated him.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

243 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)



The cops are gonna be high AF for the next several months.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (NWiLs)
Who are the good guys here and why should I care again?

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (n13/j)

244 Oh, and its RAAAAACIST to expect her to be able to count, above 10.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (NgKpN)

245 You go to war with army of plastic bags you have, not the paper ones you want.


Oh, you want outrage? My little town -- not Berkeley, a washed up used to be industrial shithole -- is outlawing plastic bags.

The supermarket has handwritten whiteboards up, the law is "Affective August 1st".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (fuK7c)

246 When did real life become an endless Democrat Underground thread?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (LPWLR)

247 223 Every black woman in America will now take 72 items to the 10 items or less line knowing nobody will say a word.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)


I just think " trashy behavior..."... they don't get the damage they do.. suppose they don't care, either... too stupid and self centered I guess....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (90T4r)

248 Fiona Apple dated David Blaine.

I listen to too much Howard Stern back in the day.

Speaking of Stern, I listen today because his guest was David Spade. That guy is the most natural funny person I've ever heard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (knDqF)

249 And the asshole victim in all of this will still dutifully vote straight dem. He probably voted for this wench.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)


And he said exactly that in the video posted earlier.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Next presser.

I'm actually a mind reader and meant to say he thought it, even though the words didn't match.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (UWj8L)

251 211 193 112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

It needs a few paragraphs of hate filled roaring, but Kurt's early merely-misanthropic career metastized into full on Lefty tribal politics. By the end of his life its hard to say who was more miserable to listen to, him or George Carlin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK


So, just like has-been Stephen King, then?????
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)

King was a Vietnam war protester, yes? So he's just being more vocal about what was festering inside him all along now that he's retired from writing good books.

But you have a keen eye, Kraken. Both wore interesting fiction and both end their lives as raving madmen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

252 She's a Georgia state representative.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)


That makes it 1000x's worse than if she were just your run-of-the-mill welfare queens.

Any society that has people like that making up their government is not long for this world. There is no question about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (6fsOH)

253 wore=wrote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

254 Meanwhile per BET something like 60% of young black girls are sexually abused by adult males.

But something something grocery store.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (RMwSd)

255 Letters for Oman's home ..

At least 17 killed in bomb attack in Somalia capital

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)

256 Speaking of Stern, I listen today because his guest was David Spade. That guy is the most natural funny person I've ever heard.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (knDqF)


Wow. I've never got that vibe from David Spade.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

257 Watching these 2 go at each other is like watching the Packers play the Vikings. I want both to lose so badly.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (sjdRT)

258 I heard people around here are saying I'm Joy Behar's twin. I just want you all to know I'm watching you fuckers. And you don't want to piss me off.

Posted by: Bette Midler at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (hjaPQ)

259 This is embarrassing.
I hope the guy sues her, because we need to punish these hate-hoaxers, but FFS, she needs to focus on having her kid (coming soon), not making a national fool of herself while slandering (libeling? I get them mixed) someone.
-------------------------------
But don't you see? This will actually help her career and family.

Posted by: MJ at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (LQtHg)

260 And thanks to who suggested the Rick Beato youtube channel. Good stuff. He knows music, listening to him now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

261 I would have no problem with a pregnant woman in the express lane with more than the allowed items. Problem is that, well...Erica Thomas really is a bitch.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (0CMdT)

262 SHE said she was 9 months pregnant.

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She having dodecatuplets.

Posted by: David French and the French Davidians at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

263 He was aggressively standing there.

Posted by: Taunto at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (PKgHV)

264 Hot down there in Georgia these days, huh.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (UWj8L)

265
Note to self - avoid Publix stores.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Whitey only goes to Private stores.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (aKsyK)

266 The funny thing is that I think he did say something like "go back to where you came from", but it was actually "go back to the line you were in before you cut in line in front of me, you stupid mouthy bitch".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (KS7KL)

267 This is all about intimidation,

"Know your betters Plebe, and get into your place, and do not forget it."

Posted by: Picric at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (nonGu)

268 I rate it 1 out of 5. Unconvincing and ill-conceived.

We're talking about the Cats trailer right?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (LUKyO)

269 And then throw her fat ass in jail. Where she belongs.

She'll get out of jail eventually. I'd rather send her back where she came from.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (6fsOH)

270 254 Meanwhile per BET something like 60% of young black girls are sexually abused by adult males.


___

Are the abusers all wearing MAGA hats?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (FiUMj)

271 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)
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Wait, wasn't legalizing pot suppose to eliminate the black market?
Posted by: WisRich



How TF can you tell if it's black market? It's not like it grows with a bar code on it.

Hence the name "weed".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (ECUyd)

272 >>California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops


I had dinner next to Gavin Newsome the other night.

Guy had about $75 in hair product working and no doubt a #6 Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (/O9R9)

273 The entire reason for legalizing pot is tax revenue, anyone trying to argue that hasn't a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (BbGew)

274
104 Mitt Romney
45s

I was saddened to read that a fine representative, Ms. Thomas, was apparently subject to a similar type of opprobrium as that experienced by our four wonderful freshman congresspersons of color, who were unfairly called out by the president and told to go back to their places of birth.
This type of language is not only insulting, it's unseemly and vulgar and I'm calling for a full. investigation into the matter. We must get to the bottom of this because not doing so will send the wrong message to our enemies.


Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)

275 Oh, you want outrage? My little town -- not Berkeley, a washed up used to be industrial shithole -- is outlawing plastic bags.

The supermarket has handwritten whiteboards up, the law is "Affective August 1st".

Posted by: Bandersnatch

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Ha.

My favorite part of that nonsense is where it takes 20K plastic bags to equal the environmental impact of one reusable shopping bag.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (RMwSd)

276 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (UWj8L)

277 SHE said she was 9 months pregnant.

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She having dodecatuplets.
Posted by: David French


She's having puppies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (ECUyd)

278
Part of me feels bad for this guy. The other part is saying LOLGF as he a is a proud anti-Trump Democrat.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

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While I don't hate all Dems, and think that many (maybe most) of them are fools rather than knaves, I have zero sympathy when one of them gets eaten alive by a Leftist mob. They helped create it. They can suffer with it like the rest of us who never wanted it. And maybe some of the smarter ones can treat it as a learning experience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)

279 she's not civilized.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (nFwvY)

280 Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Comedy is like Beauty I guess.

His new show starts on Comedy Channel at 10:30 Central.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (knDqF)

281 He probably said "go back to the other line" since it appears she was lane jumping.
Hate those people.

Posted by: PJ at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (qlTN9)

282 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR ALLOWING UNLIMITED ITES IN THE 10 ITEMS OF LESS LINE

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (FiUMj)

283 236 I like how her presser has a token white girl. Nice touch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (ejd/p)

Very inclusive, since white women are just the worst....apparently, now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

284 Note to self - avoid Publix stores.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Nah, Publix is fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

285 Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)


Did Joe post it? If so, it's just really good /sarc.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

286 "He told me to go use a full service checkout aisle! That's the SAME as telling me to get my fat black ass back to Africa!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

287 I thought it kinda funny that she said she was doing it for all the black and brown people with more than 7 items in America.
She's the Rosa Parks of the Grocery Express Lane.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

288 The War on Carbohydrates hasn't made its way to Georgia, has it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (UWj8L)

289 Man Jabs Needle Into Woman's Neck at Midtown Manhattan Bank: Cops

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (QkjLD)

290 just to stand back - all this talk about her charging him and him suing her - Two Idiots standing in a cheap ass grocery store yelling insults at each other is not the thing Legal Cases are made of. At most, they both deserve what they would have got in the old days, One officer and couple pops with a nightstick on the head for both of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (KS7KL)

291 oops.. I meant to say "HUGE black fat ass"..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

292 If you like your pot dealer, you can keep your pot dealer.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

293 >Guy had about $75 in hair product working and no doubt a #6 Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (/O9R9)


I have no knowledge about how the numbering system works on those. Do they get bigger as the number goes up, or is it opposite?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (sjdRT)

294 Wrong move carmel Triggy Puff. There's a security video.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (6/uwW)

295 If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.

We all know that ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (JUOKG)

296
Wait, wasn't legalizing pot suppose to eliminate the black market?


Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)


Unexpectedly pot has become very expensive now that the state is involved.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (TAmPV)

297 Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)

Did Joe write it?

If so...cavet emptor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

298 276 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (UWj8L)

___

You ever been to Atlanta? 2/3 of the city is populated by people just like her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (FiUMj)

299 I just think " trashy behavior..."... they don't get the damage they do.. suppose they don't care, either...

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (90T4r)


They get it and they care. They do it on purpose. Pathetic power games over frivolous things. Just because. It's annoying as all hell and it would be nice if this society got the self-respect and courage to stop taking this shit. But ... white-guilt is some powerful stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (6fsOH)

300 The video has already been turned over to police and they've reviewed it and says the version Eric tells is reasonably accurate to what happened.

She's a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)



She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n8)

301 Yet another Jesse SpoiledYet

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (QkjLD)

302 Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)

Was it JoeF.? He's made a cottage industry of creating frighteningly realistic Mitt quotes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (NWiLs)

303 "My skin is not a crime"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (k81AA)

304 Speaking of Stern, I listen today because his guest was David Spade. That guy is the most natural funny person I've ever heard.


Yeah, I heard some of it. Hope to catch the rest.

I loved a story Spade told on Stern a few years ago. Mom was a single mom, she had a part time job. She'd drop the kids off on the edge of a desert with lunch and a .22 rifle. They'd walk across the desert, eat lunch, shoot stuff, and meet her at the gas station on the other side.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (fuK7c)

305 Unexpectedly pot has become very expensive now that the state is involved.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (TAmPV)

____

That won't happen with me though? Right???
- Govt Run Health Care

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (FiUMj)

306 Her husband is apparently overseas --- is there anyone in her life who can advise her to shut up and drop it?



Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM


Which brings up another thing: somewhere in Georgia, there's a Rear Detachment commander and a Family Readiness Group Ombudsman that are hating life. This is the kind of shit that may cause the unit to say "F it" and just send her husband home.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (tOP4K)

307 He probably said "go back to the other line" since it appears she was lane jumping.
Hate those people.

Posted by: PJ at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (qlTN9)
..........

and she was going to pay with a check.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

308 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

-
I thought we were a melting pot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

309 The War on Carbohydrates hasn't made its way to Georgia, has it.
Posted by: Marcus T

..............

Hell no! We's be buying up all da surplus carbs from you whities up north!

Posted by: Typical Georgia Resident at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

310 266 The funny thing is that I think he did say something like "go back to where you came from", but it was actually "go back to the line you were in before you cut in line in front of me, you stupid mouthy bitch".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (KS7KL)

In the press conference that he hijacked, he did not claim this.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (UpS69)

311 I think Gauges ascend in Buttplugs.

Gotta ask Ace. He's the resident Expert.

I assume he had to choose a size when he got his J. Crew Messenger Bag/

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (/O9R9)

312 And there's no way they can tie it to Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)


Sleazy Trump campaign leaks personal and private messages from elected Democrat administration officials in Puerto Rico to gain political advantage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (BiNEL)

313 FREE BETTE MIDLER!

Posted by: Cher at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (hjaPQ)

314
She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n


This is likely the next presser she has.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

315 272
>>California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

California is working harder to crack down on pot shops now that it's legal than they ever did when it was illegal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KS7KL)

316 Please note that all quotes from Mitt Romney posted by JoeF. are fake unless explicitly noted. This has been a public service announcement from the joncelli Trust. (bing Bing BING)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

317 When you load up the checkout express lane with more than the required items, they should launch a frozen package of Haagen Dazs at your skull.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (UWj8L)

318 >>If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.

For what, aggravated sassiness?

Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)

319 Wrong move carmel Triggy Puff.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (6/uwW)


ROFLMAO!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (6fsOH)

320
She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n
Bet. She'll say it was modified by the police. They do that you know, in their spare time, they do graphic work for movies like Avatar.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)

321 Which brings up another thing: somewhere in Georgia, there's a Rear Detachment commander and a Family Readiness Group Ombudsman that are hating life. This is the kind of shit that may cause the unit to say "F it" and just send her husband home.
Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (tOP4K)

And he's going 'Can't I stay? Its safer here!'

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

322 iTs hard coMMenting here no EMojis

Posted by: Cher at July 22, 2019 03:30 PM (hjaPQ)

323 There should be an aisle for single men at the grocery store.

...you know this bitch wasn't paying with cash.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:30 PM (/O9R9)

324 She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n


Them white cameras be lyin', yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (BiNEL)

325 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (fuK7c)

That story and a few others makes me think he's a closet conservative or at the least an independent non leftist independent.

His new show will not discuss politics.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (knDqF)

326 The Parade of Woke:

2017: Bake my cake!

2019: Wax my junk!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (DuZls)

327 Those 20 items were her afternoon snack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (H4VdJ)

328 >>She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist



Institutional, Closed Circuit Racism - Straight Up!

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (/O9R9)

329 Hmmm, interesting question.

How did she know about HIS Press conference?

Which reporter dropped a dime on him?

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

330 Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)

--------

Frederica Wilson the Rodeo Clown just demanded that people be "stopped" from making fun of Congress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)

331 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM


Mableton,
GA. I know nothing about Mableton, but I do know I have a fat Aunt
Mable and she's a raging leftist, so maybe there's a connection.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (tOP4K)

332 ever been to Atlanta? 2/3 of the city is populated by people just like her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (FiUMj)

Hence the reason why the NHL never took off there

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (PhKfP)

333 The Delaware river was originally called the Leni Lenape by the Indians living along its banks. The Delaware got renamed by Sir Thomas West (Lord de la Warr) who was Virginia Company's first governor. As a result of naming the river Delaware the Indian inhabitants were also renamed the Delaware Indians. Delaware is not an Indian name. Neither is Coney Island.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

334 So, no lid smoke today?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

335 If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.

For what, aggravated sassiness?


Posted by: JackStraw


Aggravated sassiness!
Snap
Snap
Snap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (ECUyd)

336 Plus, Ivanka bought a WHITE DOG for her kid today.
I rest my case.
Our case.

Posted by: Olivia Pepto Colonic at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (qlTN9)

337 California is working harder to crack down on pot shops now that it's legal than they ever did when it was illegal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KS7KL)


Rule of Law baby...


TAX Law!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (BiNEL)

338 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM


Mableton, GA. I know nothing about Mableton, but I do know I have a fat Aunt Mable and she's a raging leftist, so maybe there's a connection.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (tOP4K)

339 Part of me feels bad for this guy. The other part is saying LOLGF as he a is a proud anti-Trump Democrat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

Sow the wind something something

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (LPWLR)

340 329 Hmmm, interesting question.

How did she know about HIS Press conference?

Which reporter dropped a dime on him?
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

She was there. It was hers. He took it over.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (UpS69)

341 Former Democratic gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis announced Monday she is running for the U.S. House, mounting the first significant challenge to freshman U.S. Rep. Chip Roy, a Republican from Hays County, in a district being aggressively eyed by national Democrats.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (QkjLD)

342 327
Those 20 items were her afternoon snack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (H4VdJ)
20 lbs of ribs, 8 gallons of Chunky Monkey Ice Cream, 4 bottles of Diet Soda.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (37IEG)

343 >Frederica Wilson the Rodeo Clown just demanded that people be "stopped" from making fun of Congress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)


She actually called for full-on prosecutions.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

344 She said she had 11 items.

He said she had more like 20 items.

The police still haven't released the video.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

345 No double, wth. With a check from a bank in Alaska without her name on it.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (qlTN9)

346 I find it weird that he is such a rabid democrat. Does he even know that his party promotes these race hoaxes as a matter of course?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (r+sAi)

347 ??? 

She's a Georgia state representative.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)

What Primordial said. It is an attitude more than an economic indicator in the Black Supremacy era, and I actually have a bit more respect for chronic welfare cases than the Stacey Abrams clones that Democrats insist on inflicting upon America.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (o5jh5)

348 His reasoning was pretty spot on. He said that the more people are allowed to be selfish assholes, the more and worse selfish assholes we will have and it needs to be pointed out so it stops happening, basically.

Looking at the bright side of this, I see an opening for Trump to point out the inherent rudeness and general assholery of the Democrats.

They just don't seem to have any joy in their lives, walk around with logs on their shoulders and can't wait to be a victim of an imagined slight.

They're humorless scolds.

And rude, line cutters too.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (sM+h7)

349 https://tinyurl.com/y6nvvgmo

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (ovir2)

350 332 ever been to Atlanta? 2/3 of the city is populated by people just like her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (FiUMj)

Hence the reason why the NHL never took off there
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I'd advise pumping in a shit ton of Classical Music.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)

351 Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)


Since Barky.

Remember his 2008 campaign where he had those scumbag prosecutors and sheriffs in Missouri who were going to charge candidates whose ads against the Indonesian Imbecile they didn't like?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (6fsOH)

352 Fat Aunt Mable sounds like an old Blues Song.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (/O9R9)

353 If she's mad at him for telling her to get in the regular lane, she would lose her ever-lovin' mind if she saw me in the parking lot. I always park in the "parking for mothers" spots. F that. (I do stay out of the "parking for veterans" spots.) But really - parking for mothers?! eye roll

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (/5WQL)

354 Huh, double post. Way to go, office internet.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (tOP4K)

355 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items. Which is basically saying we have no express lanes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

356 Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)
---
The Secret Service jailed a lady for saying "You suck" to then-President Clinton.

So, it's been around for a while.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (DuZls)

357 The Parade of Woke:

2017: Bake my cake!

2019: Wax my junk!
Posted by: Axeman


Ever see a chick get waxed down there?

I'll wax that dude's nut sack.
It'll be hanging off my rearview mirror by dinner time.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)

358 'Sticker shock' for California wildfire areas: Insurance rates doubled, policies dropped

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)

359 I turned down a big promotion to move to Atlanta. No offense to GA but I lived in Atlanta for 10 weeks and I had no desire to return there on a permanent basis.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (knDqF)

360 I park in the motherf'ers spot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (r+sAi)

361 That is funny pointing out before legalization pot smoking was totally ignored, now it's tax revenue you better be smoking the official product.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (BbGew)

362 Some of you have never been to rural Georgia, have you. There are armies of people like her and that entourage of failed clowns standing next to her.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (UWj8L)

363 340 329 Hmmm, interesting question.

How did she know about HIS Press conference?

Which reporter dropped a dime on him?
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

She was there. It was hers. He took it over.
Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (UpS69)

I don't think so. The reporters were focused on HIM, then she walked up, and took over with volume.

He was stationary, she was moving, cameras were set up to film him.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

364 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items. Which is basically saying we have no express lanes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)
---
30 is closer to 15 than 200. So I should feel 93% better than if I'd stepped in with 200 items.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (DuZls)

365 358 'Sticker shock' for California wildfire areas: Insurance rates doubled, policies dropped
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)

Also, blackouts when it gets hot and dry.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (SUJyY)

366 Since Barky.

Remember his 2008 campaign where he had those scumbag prosecutors and sheriffs in Missouri who were going to charge candidates whose ads against the Indonesian Imbecile they didn't like?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (6fsOH)

Rodeo Clown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (ycWCI)

367 The Delaware river was originally called the Leni Lenape by the Indians living along its banks. The Delaware got renamed by Sir Thomas West (Lord de la Warr) who was Virginia Company's first governor. As a result of naming the river Delaware the Indian inhabitants were also renamed the Delaware Indians. Delaware is not an Indian name. Neither is Coney Island.
-----
Next, you're gonna tell us that Levittown isn't an Indian name.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (iB1oa)

368
Ever see a chick get waxed down there?


.
.
.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)
Are there places where they offer viewing for that?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

369 368
Ever see a chick get waxed down there?


.
.
.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)
Are there places where they offer viewing for that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

Rule 34, dude.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (SUJyY)

370 I am pretty sure that Publix, like most stores these days, has cameras everywhere and that this exchange would have been caught on at least one. It seems to me there would be a very easy way to find out exactly what was said by both parties.

So go ahead and sue him, lady. Let's see what the videos show.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (fKC4x)

371 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

372 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items. Which is basically saying we have no express lanes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Roll up with 60 items.

"Sir, it says "Around 15 items""

Me: "It's a large neighborhood"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (ECUyd)

373 The previously posted video of the press conference started by the congresswoman and continued by the man she's accusing is here:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382413

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (UpS69)

374 I would have told her to "go back". "Go back to the ice cream section and finish the case of Dove Bars.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (UWj8L)

375 no way

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (xmXBk)

376 2019: Wax my junk!
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (DuZls)

-------

The part that really bothers me about that story is that the guy is a pedophile, and this is happening in Canada.

So when he gets caught fondling a child or worse (and he will) they'll let him off the hook because he's now a prominent tranny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

377 >>Are there places where they offer viewing for that?


Like that Donut Shop in Florida?

The one attached to the Topless Car Wash.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (/O9R9)

378 She said she had 11 items.

He said she had more like 20 items.

The police still haven't released the video.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
.........

She was planning to eat the extra items while in line.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

379 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Is it one unit as a six pack or five separate cans?

Five. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (ECUyd)

380 When you load up the checkout express lane with more than the required items, they should launch a frozen package of Haagen Dazs at your skull.
Posted by: Marcus T
...............

I just had to say something to a guy in front of me at the express line recently.

He was buying cat food.. must have had 40 cans. He was a young douchebag maybe around 30 or so.

I tap him on the shoulder.. "Dude.. you're in the 15 items or less".. he pretended he didn't know.

But you gotta say something to these people.. If you don't embarrass them, they will just continue to do it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (so+oy)

381 358 'Sticker shock' for California wildfire areas: Insurance rates doubled, policies dropped
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)

PG&E is also cutting power to entire areas at the drop of a hat.

ANY potential fire danger at all.

And that? Will kill people. When its 104 out old people need their Air Conditioning.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

382 https://tinyurl.com/y6nvvgmo
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (ovir2)
---
What is Things that Have Nothing At All To Do With One Another, Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (DuZls)

383 >I'll wax that dude's nut sack.

It'll be hanging off my rearview mirror by dinner time.





Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)


This was exactly my bride's take on that situation. I asked her not to practice on me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

384
Under Demo-Rule, you won't be sent to the camps. You'll just lose your job. You'll be blacklisted. Unemployable. Fines and administrative costs. Attorney's fees. CPS investigation. Your kids taken from you. Etc. Until you kill yourself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Wx/+I)

385 I knew of several people that live in rural GA that are waiting on the signal to cull the clown army.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (FxUf0)

386 377
>>Are there places where they offer viewing for that?





Like that Donut Shop in Florida?



The one attached to the Topless Car Wash.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (/O9R9)
Is that like the sex trafficking slavery shop where there was none of that actually going on?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

387 Well the B-I-T-C-H wanted him executed but her aides talked her out of it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (l0HIT)

388 362 Some of you have never been to rural Georgia, have you. There are armies of people like her and that entourage of failed clowns standing next to her.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (UWj8L)

___

Mableton is a suburb of Atlanta. It was rural maybe 50 years ago, but not today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

389 ya see, this is why there must be reparations. instead of having to deal with the messy particulars of who said what on an individual basis, it cuts right through to the payment.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Pg+x7)

390 >>If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.


Depends. Are they all attached to the Dolphin Trap?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (/O9R9)

391 She was planning to eat the extra items while in line.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)


I've seen Animal House. That's All-American comedy gold, there. He should be thanking her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (6fsOH)

392 Lots of people wannabe LAWYERS claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (BiNEL)

393 363 340 329 I don't think so. The reporters were focused on HIM, then she walked up, and took over with volume.

He was stationary, she was moving, cameras were set up to film him.
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

Ace believed, and posted, that "He hijacked her hastily-arranged press conference."

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382413

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (UpS69)

394 The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another chance with his wifey Huma Abedin

was spotted moving back into the couples abode over the weekend.

Oooh weeee how low can ya go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (p0A33)

395 371 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

If it can be rung up as a single unit, like a six-pack of Coke, it's one item. Otherwise, each unit counts as an additional item.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

396 Ever see a chick get waxed down there?


Are there places where they offer viewing for that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Go with your S/O.
You'll have a new appreciation for what they go thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ECUyd)

397 371 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

398 US army chief for Mideast in first visit to northern Syria

Turkey threatening to Taking on US allied Kurds

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (QkjLD)

399 Is that like the sex trafficking slavery shop where there was none of that actually going on?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)


But the cops made a bundle selling the videos!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (BiNEL)

400 Well the B-I-T-C-H wanted him executed but her aides talked her out of it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (l0HIT)


I do find it funny that she was all comfortable whipping out the B word and he continually spelled it out each time.

Who's the better person?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

401
Under Demo-Rule, you won't be sent to the camps. You'll just lose your job. You'll be blacklisted. Unemployable. Fines and administrative costs. Attorney's fees. CPS investigation. Your kids taken from you. Etc. Until you kill yourself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Wx/+I)

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All of that will (already is) happening to people. But these Dems have gone full commie now, And when they get power again camps will be a thing, because they have to be. Random terror that kills millions is necessary, both for the economy and the political life of the country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

402 383
>I'll wax that dude's nut sack.


It'll be hanging off my rearview mirror by dinner time.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)

This was exactly my bride's take on that situation. I asked her not to practice on me.


Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

Yep, and I will not allow Heidi to read this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (l0HIT)

403 380 When you load up the checkout express lane with more than the required items, they should launch a frozen package of Haagen Dazs at your skull.
Posted by: Marcus T
...............

I just had to say something to a guy in front of me at the express line recently.

He was buying cat food.. must have had 40 cans. He was a young douchebag maybe around 30 or so.

I tap him on the shoulder.. "Dude.. you're in the 15 items or less".. he pretended he didn't know.

But you gotta say something to these people.. If you don't embarrass them, they will just continue to do it.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (so+oy)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

404 If it can be rung up as a single unit, like a six-pack of Coke, it's one item. Otherwise, each unit counts as an additional item.
Posted by: Insomniac


Exactly. Because that's how it comes out of the computer count for stocking purposes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (ECUyd)

405 I am pretty sure that Publix, like most stores these
days, has cameras everywhere and that this exchange would have been
caught on at least one. It seems to me there would be a very easy way to
find out exactly what was said by both parties.



So go ahead and sue him, lady. Let's see what the videos show.



Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (fKC4x)

What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone. But in the USA, is it illegal to say something mean? I think this should be explained to all if we are all going to live by the mob's wishes.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (n13/j)

406 >>Go with your S/O.
You'll have a new appreciation for what they go thru.


Do they let you paint on the wax?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (/O9R9)

407 Mableton is a suburb of Atlanta. It was rural maybe 50 years ago, but not today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)


Whatever it is it's certainly retarded. I would give you 100:1 odds on $10,000 that the average IQ of the district is less than 80.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (6fsOH)

408 What in the hell is going on with whatever that is on the right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (XrCyE)

409 Fat Aunt Mable sounds like an old Blues Song.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM


Seriously, she checks of a lot of stereotype boxes:
- Morbidly obese- Everything that has gone wrong in her (or my cousins') life is someone else's fault- Drives an older (boxy) Volvo- With at least a dozen leftist bumper stickers- All the smug superiority complex with no supporting evidence

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (tOP4K)

410 Oooh weeee how low can ya go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (p0A33)


Well, to be fair, they ARE Clinton Democrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (BiNEL)

411 In Puerto Rico, the Mayor of San Juan was the one who dogged Trump so much. The Governor trashed Trump a lot as well.
In one of the private messages, the Governor was seen ("jokingly", he said) asking how hard it would be to have the Mayor of San Juan assassinated. Because he hates her, everyone hates her. Now they all hate the Governor, too. And they all hate Trump!
and Trump stands aside and laughs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (KS7KL)

412
Go with your S/O.
You'll have a new appreciation for what they go thru.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ECUyd)


My wife did that once. She said it looked really good after the swelling went down, but vowed to NEVER do it again.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

413 The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another chance with his wifey Huma Abedin

was spotted moving back into the couples abode over the weekend.
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Those two reprobate pieces of shit deserve each other.

She's Muslim. She's used to humiliation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

414 Neither is Coney Island.


We had a Coney thread a couple of weeks ago. It has something to do with rabbits and it got out of hand.

Lenape was the name of a jr. high school that fed my high school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (fuK7c)

415 394
The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a
stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another
chance with his wifey Huma Abedin



was spotted moving back into the couples abode over the weekend.



Oooh weeee how low can ya go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (p0A33)
Meaning the whole divorce thing was bullshit in the first place. Why would she divorce him over something she knew he was doing all along? It was about the optics for her as Her Majesty's Chief Carpet Muncher.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

416 Curing this Crazy disease is going to be costly and time consuming. I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

Yeah, the cure has been around for centuries - its lead based and is usually injected.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (lD3vL)

417 I remember Publix from Florida, seemed like there was one in every shopping center. I guess they expanded north?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (FiUMj)

418 My mother in law is such a nice person that if she had 16 items in the 15 or less lane, she would put one back and then say a prayer asking for forgiveness. I would probably add 2 items from the gum rack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (r+sAi)

419 Shopping as a single person I don't think I ever buy more than a dozen things at a time.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (JgA4k)

420
A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)

421 10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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What if you have four six-packs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

422 I do find it funny that she was all comfortable whipping out the B word and he continually spelled it out each time.



Who's the better person?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

I think he figured she nor the media could spell. not a bad call really.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (l0HIT)

423 What exactly is she asking them to charge him with?

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (n13/j)
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As Ace said in his post, who knows?

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (fKC4x)

424 The real point of this is that everyone on Twitter had the original story blared at them and only conservatives saw the story fall apart. This is a deliberate strategy now to keep progressive voters misinformed and angry about things that aren't true.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)

425
What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone. But in the USA, is it illegal to say something mean? I think this should be explained to all if we are all going to live by the mob's wishes.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (n13/j)


Only when you say something bad about Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

426 Ever see a chick get waxed down there?
..........

Think I'll stick with the "after" pics, thank you.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

427 NYC mayor calls for anal probe as many wait for power in the heat

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (QkjLD)

428 Bill O'Reilly is from Levittown Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (BbGew)

429 What do I care about this fight? It's two Democrats. Let it become a full-on intersectional bloodbath.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

430 420


A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some
awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not
often remembered.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)

Okay okay Hadrian, I'm writing it down this time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (l0HIT)

431 So when he gets caught fondling a child or worse (and he will) they'll let him off the hook because he's now a prominent tranny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
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That's the part that puzzles the hell out of me. Some lady says she *is* a guy, she can only be happy as a guy, but she gets knocked up--one would assume it was probably like a woman gets knocked up--NOT at ALL like a guy. And then "he's" pregnant, and it's our fault for assuming that men can't have babies. You know, guys who are 100% guys except for the time they used their native genetalia the way it was meant to be used.

Proof positive that this is more about crazy than some obscure rationale of "real genders".

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (DuZls)

432 I will always remember on the old Carol Burnett show.

"Sorry Ma'am you have 5 tomatoes exceeding the ten Item limit"

Violently swings bag down on counter several times".

" I have one package of Ketchup"

Posted by: Picric at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (nonGu)

433 Trump should invite them for an ice cream summit. 2 scoops! Now GTFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (H4VdJ)

434 427 NYC mayor calls for anal probe as many wait for power in the heat
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (QkjLD)

They should probe how to fire up that nuclear plant they shut down.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (SUJyY)

435 13 Her hair is dyed blonde. Cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (J+mig)

Exactly!
In a grocery store; grocery stores invented by white men (horrors).

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (B5K06)

436 And that? Will kill people. When its 104 out old people need their Air Conditioning.

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Swamp cooolers. In the desert they use swamp coolers.


But your point still stands.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)

437 421 10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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What if you have four six-packs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

4 Items. You just have to scan 4 bar codes. That's the main reason for the limited items. The more items to scan, the longer it takes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

438 Hank Johnson.
Cynthia McKinney
Erica Thomas

Is there a requirement for Democrat Georgia representative that you have an IQ below a certain level?

Posted by: engineer at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (10bW0)

439 @318:

Remember when we made fun of political correctness and assumed it would whither and die under the weight of ridicule. Good times, good times.

Criticizing Democratic party hacks and apparatchiks will be a felony in some places in a few years and the courts will validate the laws.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (0ysz8)

440 What if you have four six-packs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

See #395

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

441 Lenape was the name of a jr. high school that fed my high school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (fuK7c)
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You went to Little Shop of Horrors High School, didn't you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (fKC4x)

442 Bill O'Reilly is from Levittown Pa
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (BbGew)
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So what you're saying is that it explains all the racism that takes place in Levittown Pa.

Posted by: Social Just-us at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (DuZls)

443 429
What do I care about this fight? It's two Democrats. Let it become a full-on intersectional bloodbath.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (oVJmc)
I said it before - I enjoy it for the same reason I enjoy watching assholes planting an IED getting blown up by their own explosives.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

444 Question: Is it even possible to leave Costco with less than 20 items?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

445 If I unintentionally cut into a line I always feel a little ashamed of myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (JgA4k)

446 I usually don't have to say anything if someone gets on the express line with too many items. I almost always get Grandma Inappropriate in front of me who says something and then starts telling the entire line what a "dumb fatass", "these people" or "these foreigners" are, etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (UWj8L)

447 I do find it funny that she was all comfortable whipping out the B word and he continually spelled it out each time.

Shes definitely used to being addressed with that term. Its their culture's version of "Hello, how are you?"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (lD3vL)

448 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (so+oy)

It was quantity of 40 for one item. Express lane loop hole.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (knDqF)

449 Whooooo-doggies, Jethro, their sure are a heckuva bunch of dumbass Democratz runnin' 'round these days, ain't there???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (wtvvX)

450 235 184 Uh oh! Looks like royal homage is no longer being offered to welfare queens.
I could get used to New America.
Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (o5jh5)

???

She's a Georgia state representative.
Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)
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Your point being, m??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (Dh1wo)

451 You went to Little Shop of Horrors High School, didn't you.




Didn't we all?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)

452 421 10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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What if you have four six-packs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

I'll allow it since it's packaged together and scans as one unit, but if you've got 20 separate containers of yogurt you don't have one item--yogurt--you have 20. And you're a dick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

453 A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)


Sort of a "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!" approach to being a human being?

Nah, that will never work without a really big government intervening at every turn...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (BiNEL)

454 Bill O'Reilly at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan and lived near Levittown NY

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (QkjLD)

455 Why are Republicans "reacting?" Can't they just sit back and let the Dems fight among themselves?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

456 Not that it's a social taboo but I absolutely loathe the people that make 27 different lottery transactions at the gas station. I just want to pay for gas on pump 5 and pay for my coffee. I get stuck behind them constantly!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (H4VdJ)

457 She's seeking a charge of "contempt of negro."

Posted by: mojojojo at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (AmMgt)

458 One barcode scan = one item. Not difficult.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

459 No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)

460 @438

Forgetting someone?

Posted by: John Lewis GA5 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (m/Gc2)

461 Question: Is it even possible to leave Costco with less than 20 items?
Posted by: wth


Have left Sam's with 2 items. Both rotisserie chickens. And yeah, two scans - two barcodes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ECUyd)

462 I see that some of you took me seriously.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (iB1oa)

463 No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)


Meh. If you've seen one Levittown you've seen them all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (6fsOH)

464 Every Dim candidate in the upcoming "debate" should be asked to state his/her position on the ball-washing case in Canada.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (hjaPQ)

465 I'm looking at the penal code and can't find the section on Witty Rhetorical Smartassery. But maybe I'm in the wrong section.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (UWj8L)

466 Question: Is it even possible to leave Costco with less than 20 items?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

NO, but Costco never has Express Lanes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (BiNEL)

467 Trump should invite them for an ice cream summit. 2 scoops! Now GTFO.

I don't even think Trump's Security would survive being between ice cream and her.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (lD3vL)

468 >>What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone. But in the USA, is it illegal to say something mean? I think this should be explained to all if we are all going to live by the mob's wishes.


The Left wants hate speech laws like in Europe.
Not possible with 1st Amendment - however, they've effectively created then online. Now that they've created this imaginary hate speech standard online they are insisting it be enforced offline.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

469 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items.

-
And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

470 A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)

Sort of a "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!" approach to being a human being?

Nah, that will never work without a really big government intervening at every turn...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Do unto others, then split!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (ECUyd)

471 she's buying the white man's food, cutting in the white man's line, dying her hair like whitey, and probably breathing all his air.i think she's the one with a cultural issue. gfy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (KP5rU)

472 460 @438

Forgetting someone?

Tank Abrams ran for governor, so maybe it is for all political offices, not just representative.

Posted by: engineer at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (10bW0)

473 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
From the waist up maybe

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (37IEG)

474 One barcode scan = one item. Not difficult.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM

This. A bag of almonds is not 390 items. Nor is a 6 pack 6 items.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (H4VdJ)

475 "The lesson, I guess, is to avoid black women at the store."

At a minimum

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (TB+At)

476 "Have left Sam's with 2 items. Both rotisserie chickens. And yeah, two scans - two barcodes.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ECUyd)"

Yes, but what you didn't say is they were the size of an ostrich.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (UWj8L)

477 Meh. If you've seen one Levittown you've seen them all.


Seen, sure. No difference. But the accents are different kinds of awful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (fuK7c)

478 What if you have four six-packs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)
..........

Woo hoo. Partay.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

479
Not that it's a social taboo but I absolutely loathe the people that make 27 different lottery transactions at the gas station. I just want to pay for gas on pump 5 and pay for my coffee. I get stuck behind them constantly!

Posted by: Minnfidel


Then the put the change back in their wallet in order of denomination and serial number. And scratch off the tickets at the counter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (Wx/+I)

480 Have left Sam's with 2 items. Both rotisserie chickens. And yeah, two scans - two barcodes.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ECUyd)

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Pfffft.

I use the scan and go app where I scan my own shit as I put it in the cart. Hit pay when Im done and go around all the lines at the register straight to the receipt checker at the exit door.

I get some pretty harsh looks...... hah.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

481 Watching the Dems internal feuds is like watching the struggle between the Stalinists and Trostskyists. Buy popcorn and root for casualties.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (MxEKc)

482 He was stationary, she was moving, cameras were set up to film him.

And through most of that interview that she barged in on, she was repeatedly and loudly screaming that "You got your Five (sic) Minutes" because only she should have everyone's attention.

Its this kind of crap that will make me racist.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (lD3vL)

483 Who wants to volunteer to get their balls waxed by somebody forced to do it? Yeesh... put them on the Genius Award list.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (r+sAi)

484 NO, but Costco never has Express Lanes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (BiNEL)
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Actually, my local CostCo has just installed self-checkout scanners.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (iB1oa)

485 >>A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

The Left has spent the last 40 years destroying social norms.

And now they are upset when people don;t follow social norms.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

486 >>A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

The Left has spent the last 40 years destroying social norms.

And now they are upset when people don;t follow social norms.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

487 My observational science finds that it's faster to get in a regular lane behind someone with a full basket than in the express lane behind 4 people.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (knDqF)

488
The reason England has such tight libel laws was originally to prevent public criticism of the government while maintaining the charade of having rule of law. They made the libel law to cover any speech that causes damage to any person, without regard to the truth of it, but they only applied to enemies of the state.

I expect that's probably the form it will take here when it happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q)

489
She said she had 11 items.


She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (3l5Yq)

490 No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)
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So explains racism in *both* places.

Posted by: Social Just-us at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (DuZls)

491 She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Bitch can't count.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ECUyd)

492 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)


Did you mean to say Kilos?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Meh. If you've seen one Levittown you've seen them all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ejd/p)

494 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (UWj8L)

495 489
She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (3l5Yq)

First read that as "original hoo hoo"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

496 Even if she is telling the truth, it seems like she picked a poor person to do this to. He is fighting back.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (wGbBR)

497 Some asshole the other day decided he was going to try to scratch off his lottery tickets at the counter. At 6:30am.

He was lucky he left in one piece.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (FxUf0)

498 >>Who wants to volunteer to get their balls waxed by somebody forced to do it?



A psycho sexual deviant pedophile?!
This person seems to specialize in suing and having people banned, put out of business, whatever. It's a power trip.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

499 492 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Did you mean to say Kilos?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Stone.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

500 A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk.

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You're not my.supervisor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

501 >>No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)
---
So explains racism in *both* places.


He's just lookin' out for the folks.

You know the ones...

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (/O9R9)

502 Then the put the change back in their wallet in order of denomination and serial number. And scratch off the tickets at the counter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM

Oh I love when they do that. Usually it's people who look like they can least afford to be pissing money away on lottery tickets. My personal favorite are the dumb fucks that are too big of a dumb fuck to figure out if a ticket is a winner and the poor clerk has to run all their wrinkled tickets through the machine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (H4VdJ)

503 491
She said she had 11 items.



She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

She was sufferin PTDD - Post Traumatic Disrespec Disorder.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)

504 491 She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Bitch can't count.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ECUyd)


Counting is racist.

Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (WaxcS)

505 The Left wants hate speech laws like in Europe.

Not possible with 1st Amendment - however, they've effectively
created then online. Now that they've created this imaginary hate speech
standard online they are insisting it be enforced offline.





Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

I think you have it pretty much right. As they purposely fail to teach our kids about this nation and the Constitution, it makes sense that they are going to go all in. If people no longer care about the Constitution and liberties, and they spend all their days obeying @JAck, why not move it into the real world, what is left of it.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (n13/j)

506 Insanity is usually entered as a plea by the defendant. In this case, it may end up being a plea from the prosecution.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (p+/iO)

507 Yes, but what you didn't say is they were the size of an ostrich.
Posted by: Marcus T


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (ECUyd)

508 110? which leg?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (KP5rU)

509 NYC mayor calls for anal probe as many wait for power in the heat

Because nothing fixes problems better than having it politicized and controlled by the most ignorant and arrogant.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (lD3vL)

510 Race Hoaxster and State Representative Erica Thomas Now Wants the Police to Charge the Man Who Did Not Properly Defer to His Racial Superior

Charge him with what? Fat-shaming? Contempt of negro, as suggested above?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (6RhgT)

511
Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T


If I'm doing the weekly shopping and they have two or three items, then yes, I do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (Wx/+I)

512 simple fix. have the computer ring up every item over 15 at $100 each. mfers will suddenly learn numerology.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (nFwvY)

513 Not sure how any of this helps my Yankees?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (p0A33)

514 They should charge the guy.
And throw him in jail.
He thoroughly deserves it.
Why?
He's Cuban yet he is still a shrieking proggie. He deserves to experience the consequence of his ideology.
And we deserve it.
Why?
Because it will demonstrate for all Hispanics who are shrieking proggies their second class status in the movement and how they are comprehensively expendable whenever one of their intersectional superiors in the nomeklatura are offended. They need to learn that the only way they have out is to abandon the proggies immediately before they are purged like the white kulaks that they are.

Posted by: Sam at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (YScgw)

515 92 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)


Per leg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (6RhgT)

516 Self check out at my supermarket won't let you scan beer, so I'm never in that line.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

517 How long before the media tells us he's really Republican?

That was the initial report - that he is a MAGA hat wearing Trump Nazi.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (lD3vL)

518 >>Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (/O9R9)

519 There would have been no problem if only she had been wearing her Ceremonial Robes clearly proclaiming her status as a Democrat Politician.

For a class system to work smoothly, the peasants need to be able to recognize their betters from a distance and begin tugging their forelocks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (BiNEL)

520 crap!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (BiNEL)

521 Pretty soon there will be no more express lanes. No more people to ring you up. All machines: You swipe it, you bag it, You pay. Don't like them Apples, then starve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (p0A33)

522 i stopped shopping at Sam's when the racist black woman CO was blackmailing companies to hire blacks on their boards or accused them of being racist.

I went to Costco.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

523
Memo to counter scratchers: do not screw with people's morning coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Wx/+I)

524 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Did you mean to say Kilos?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Stone.
Posted by: Insomniac

110 stone = 1540 lbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (ECUyd)

525 A bit OT:

Can someone link me to the AoSHQ post from a week or two ago about a study done showing in- and out-group affinity for various racial and political groups?

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (yX3gx)

526 >>Self check out at my supermarket


Fuck that.

If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (/O9R9)

527 WZ has a story that is funny. On her twitter feed, Apparently one of her favorite actors was Jesse Smollett. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (H4VdJ)

528 514; THIS! being a dumbass progressive should be painful. he's a lifelong democrat himself. he said he would still vote for her if she was in his district. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (KP5rU)

529 Self check out at my supermarket won't let you scan beer, so I'm never in that line.
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That's got to be...beer-phobic...or something...

BURN, BABY, BURN!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (iB1oa)

530 The best part was she saying I have my receipt and him confidently saying show it to us.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

531 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (/O9R9)


Oddly enough, that has happened to me many times at Costco.
And I have done the same to "pay it forward"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BiNEL)

532
WZ has a story that is funny. On her twitter feed, Apparently one of her favorite actors was Jesse Smollett. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (H4VdJ)

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Wow. Of course. Except in her race hoax, her bleach friends got it all on her hair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)

533 Man, these white Hispanics are running amok.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (sN4kD)

534 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (UWj8L)
------------

I have had that happen to me, a few times! And I always let people go ahead of me if they just have a few things. They mostly are grateful and say yes.

The one guy who said no thanks and sighed as he said it had nothing but a plunger in his cart. I looked at him sympathetically and said I guess you're not really in a hurry to get home, are you. And he said, nope.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (fKC4x)

535 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM

Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (ejd/p)

536 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.
Posted by: garrett


I do if it's female. Then I can check out her butt.
This ain't homie's first rodeo.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (ECUyd)

537 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T
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I'm thinking you live in a blew city. Because it happens to me all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)

538 YOU WILL RESPECT MUH AUTHORATAY!!!!

Posted by: Not sure what to call it, besides odious at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (Sotot)

539 @489
"She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional."

I'm sure the store can and will pull up her receipt as the first item of nonparty discovery in his slander suit.
But I'm sure receipts are racist.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (koNhm)

540
And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)


In space


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (TAmPV)

541 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:54 P

I do it all the time for people if it's just a couple things and I have a bunch. Then God usually test my patience when one of the two items on said person won't scan or they want to argue the price.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (H4VdJ)

542 Bitch can't count.

That may also be true, but I'm going with Occam's Razor and say that she is yet another pathological liar.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (lD3vL)

543 468 >>What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone.

It is illegal to publicly humiliate a person in the Philippines. I have seen a Japanese guy get deported for chastising a Filipina who jostled in front of him at a luggage carousel at the airport.


If you offend a guy during a drinking session most likely there will be a machete to answer for.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Vy7tf)

544
WHO THE HELL GOES ALL THE WAY TO COSTCO FOR A PLUNGER?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

545 If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.



For what, aggravated sassiness?



Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?


Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM

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Since democrat.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

546 >>I do if it's female. Then I can check out her butt.



You can get a better grip on her, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (/O9R9)

547 Wow. Of course. Except in her race hoax, her bleach friends got it all on her hair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM

Well done! LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (H4VdJ)

548 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Many times.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (lD3vL)

549 Slapping hot iron to it is quicker than waxing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

550 >>Self check out at my supermarket


Fuck that.

If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (/O9R9)
.......

or at least a free car wash.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

551 If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.


Dude. You're a sociopath, yes?

The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

552 I'd be much more worried about this woman charging me than the cops.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (BJKQV)

553 Cory Booker: Donald Trump Is 'Worse Than A Racist' . . .

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Vampire racist? Ebola racist?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

554 One of my biggest pet peeves is when I hold the door for someone and they don't have the courtesy to say thank you. It makes me wish I could go back 10 seconds in time and slam it in their face.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (H4VdJ)

555 >>Then God usually test my patience when one of the two items on said person won't scan or they want to argue the price.


Lottery Tickets ...
Propane

and Cigarettes.

From the Locker across the way...

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (/O9R9)

556 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM

Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (ejd/p)


I'll be spending the rest of the day feeling like I've cheated a fate worse than death once again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (BiNEL)

557 537
Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?



Yeah, me neither.



Posted by: Marcus T

---

I'm thinking you live in a blew city. Because it happens to me all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)
Happens all the times here in Texas even in DFW.
I suppose the imports will completely fluck that up too before too much longer though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (37IEG)

558 WHO THE HELL GOES ALL THE WAY TO COSTCO FOR A PLUNGER?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
...........

You do if you want them in the 12 pack.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

559 The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


No carrying on a conversation and hearing about the checker's grandma's bunions.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (ECUyd)

560 It wasn't Costco, fixer. It was K-Mart, if I recall.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (fKC4x)

561 Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


the bagger is a genius

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (nFwvY)

562 "60 He's anti-Trump?

Good. Reap away at what you sowed, buddy. And next time, make better choices.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (O8WFE) "



This, exactly.
I'm hoping for mutual annihilation, like matter / antimatter; nothing left but a burst of wokons.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (pbg54)

563 Erica Thomas is also a Jussie Smollett fan and has place the race card before according to past Tweets.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (RBOtF)

564 I have taken 18 items to the 15 or less checkout, but it was because all the other checkouts had a line of people with 2 or 3 baskets full and the nice lady said - you go over there and get checked out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (K9ZkA)

565 It may be even more insane that a Daily Beast writer published a piece excoriating newly installed baseball Hall of Famer Mariano Rivera for being a Christian, being pro-Israel, and appearing at events with the President of the United States.

And Rivera is a "person of color", whose native country is Panama. Showing that leftists really don't care about people of color, probably, as Boston Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley said recently, because Rivera is not a "brown voice."

Rivera is recognized in the New York area as one of the nicest guys ever to excel at baseball, even so recognized by Met fans like me.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (fvMOw)

566 >>Everything about self checkout is better.

Yup when you have a basket's worth or less of stuff it is best.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bDqIh)

567
Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

----

*Fistbump.*

People suck. If yaall werent pixelized.... I not sure Id like ANY you here.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

568 >>Everything about self checkout is better.


No.

If it was, they would charge you a premium to use it.

They pay those checkers. If I am doing their job, I want a discount.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (/O9R9)

569 Nood, money talks, even at NR

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

570
Everything about self checkout is better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)
Except having to have some barely bearded dweeb determine if I'm over 40 and able to buy alcohol.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)

571 WHO THE HELL GOES ALL THE WAY TO COSTCO FOR A PLUNGER?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE!

Posted by: DUDE WITH BACKED UP TOILET at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (r+sAi)

572 551 If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.


Dude. You're a sociopath, yes?

The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

Went to a Fred Meyer a couple of weeks ago where they had a kiosk on the way in with hand scanners you could take with you as you shopped.

Fight for $15!!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (BJKQV)

573 Pretty soon there will be no more express lanes. No
more people to ring you up. All machines: You swipe it, you bag it, You
pay. Don't like them Apples, then starve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (p0A33
You stock the shelves too. And if you don't bring your own bag, then F you, non conforming "*^S.

I go more and more to the Latino markets. They don't have the union sur charge or the self check out lines. Wegmans is still pretty good but I have had it with the Safeway's and their union surcharges and surly disposition. Some are ok at Safeway, but you are still paying the vig to the union.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (n13/j)

574 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (ECUyd)

575 Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

--------

I actually love self-checkout for all the reasons you mentioned.

But I've been trying to avoid automated kiosks at stores or restaurants, since it occurred to me that I'm just giving a job to a Chinaman instead of an American by using them.

It's almost impossible to avoid Chinese products these days, but where I can, I do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

576 t is illegal to publicly humiliate a person in the Philippines. I have seen a Japanese guy get deported for chastising a Filipina who jostled in front of him at a luggage carousel at the airport.
...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Vy7tf)


That sounds rather nationalistic!

I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (BiNEL)

577 Is this proof that "men" can get pregnant?

Posted by: mer at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (or4l7)

578 simple fix. have the computer ring up every item over 15 at $100 each. mfers will suddenly learn numerology.
Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (nFwvY)
---
Heck, that could be done with a scanning program.

---
"... beep ...
10-cent overage surcharge for first item over limit.
... beep ...
1-dollar overage surcharge for second item over limit.
... beep ...
10-dollary overage surcharge for third item over limit.
....
See how this goes, dipshit?"

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (DuZls)

579
I miss Kmart cherry slushies.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

580 Checkout here is miserable. Only one person in line has any legal tender... me.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (RuIsu)

581 Is this proof that "men" can get pregnant?

Posted by: mer at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (or4l7)
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A "man who gets pregnant" is not trying very hard to be a man, no matter what they say.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (DuZls)

582 Went to a Fred Meyer a couple of weeks ago where they had a kiosk on the way in with hand scanners you could take with you as you shopped.
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They've had those at the Tigard Fred Meyer for the past few months.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (iB1oa)

583 I'm hoping for mutual annihilation, like matter / antimatter; nothing left but a burst of wokons.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (pbg54)

Now I'm tempted to write a sci-fi series with villains named Wokons.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (J+mig)

584 Meaning the whole divorce thing was bullshit in the
first place. Why would she divorce him over something she knew he was
doing all along? It was about the optics for her as Her Majesty's Chief
Carpet Muncher.





Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM

---

The fake divorce thing was a sop to the base. She had to stay married to him for protection because you can't be compelled to rat out your spouse in criminal proceedings.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (JUOKG)

585 551 If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.


Dude. You're a sociopath, yes?

The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)



Except for when it decides you need to have the attendant approach because you have over a certain number of items. Or it decides you didn't bag something, or you did bag something that it thinks you didn't scan. Or you run out of room because they think you should only be buying so much stuff when using self checkout so the bagging area is full and you still have stuff to scan, even though they've turned off all the normal checkout lanes for the night.

Oh yeah, it's awesome.

Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (WaxcS)

586 To each his own but to me self check out is demeaning. It is not hard to find a good checker in a decent store. It is not my job to type in all types of shite to please a computer that is going to ask for someone to override it anyway. They are not trying to help you, they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (n13/j)

587 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (pbg54)

588 The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)


Self-checkout means that you are doing the same exact thing the store cashiers do except you aren't being paid for it.

Self-checkout without a discount is total bullshit. Self-serve gas always was cheaper ... for an obvious reason.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (6fsOH)

589 deport them both to dumbfuckistan.

Posted by: Inspecter Kemp at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (VPvxh)

590 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T



Actually, yes. And I have done it in turn. Both have happened quite a few times in my life.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (aW5/6)

591 582 Went to a Fred Meyer a couple of weeks ago where they had a kiosk on the way in with hand scanners you could take with you as you shopped.
-----
They've had those at the Tigard Fred Meyer for the past few months.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (iB1oa)

Makes sense. This was in Gresham.

Wow. Once they let you Beavers pump your own gas your state just went self-serve crazy!

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (BJKQV)

592 589 deport them both to dumbfuckistan.
Posted by: Inspecter Kemp at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (VPvxh)

Why, are they looking for a new king and queen?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (BJKQV)

593 Ha.

My favorite part of that nonsense is where it takes 20K plastic bags to equal the environmental impact of one reusable shopping bag.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (RMwSd)

Its even worse, as I just get plastic bags and pay 10 cents to the store, and these contain about 10 times the plastic material in them, which gets tossed out.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (FTPn0)

594 is illegal to publicly humiliate a person in the Philippines. I have seen a Japanese guy get deported for chastising a Filipina who jostled in front of him at a luggage carousel at the airport.
...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Vy7tf)

That sounds rather nationalistic!
======
If we're being honest, and that is often not necessarily the case, we passed that law because it was cheaper than cleaning up all the blood. Because even the grandma's carry shiv's in the piropines . . .

Posted by: Piropinno Congreff at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JOZL3)

595 i stopped shopping at Sam's when the racist black woman CO was blackmailing companies to hire blacks on their boards or accused them of being racist.

I went to Costco.


Costco donates to the DNC and gave to Hillary! in 2016, so pick your poison.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (ZGrMX)

596


SHE NINE MUNF PREGNANT! WHAT ABOUT HER KEEIDS!! THIS IS QUITE TENSES!!!

Oh man, this is hilarious.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (ikxxu)

597 590 Yes quite a few times, and have reciprocated that quite a few times

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (BbGew)

598
The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


No carrying on a conversation and hearing about the checker's grandma's bunions.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (ECUyd)






Or having the fucking checker try to sign me up for their Vons price club spam list. And when I politely decline, the fucker starts arguing with me, basically telling me I'm stupid for not signing up. They usually back down when you raise your voice and say "THANK YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SIGN UP. NOW CAN I JUST PURCHASE MY FUCKING GROCERIES AND LEAVE, PLEASE??"

Usually.

HEB don't do that shit. God bless Texas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (veoSD)

599 The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)


Except for when it decides you need to have the attendant approach because you have over a certain number of items. Or it decides you didn't bag something, or you did bag something that it thinks you didn't scan. Or you run out of room because they think you should only be buying so much stuff when using self checkout so the bagging area is full and you still have stuff to scan, even though they've turned off all the normal checkout lanes for the night.

Oh yeah, it's awesome.
==
if you are single person not buying stuff for a family of 5 it works a lot of the time. I never use it because when I was single, those things didn't exist.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (nUSav)

600 I had something new at Safeway over the weeksnd. I had a full basket and began to put my items on the convayer. The woman behind me put one of those dividers immediately behind my first items and began putting her stuff on leaving me no place to put my stuff. I'm a believer in let the natural consequences accrue to the miscreant. So as the clerk made a small space I'd fill it and wait for a new gap. It took much longer than normal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

601 "how Dems and Repubs are reacting to it". Yeah. Even at the local level, this is an attempt to confuse viewers into thinking ONE of the people involved is a Republican. Even the Guardian (what am I saying, of course the Grauniad) claimed one was Republican. The media lies. And lies. And then, being creative, lies again.

Posted by: DZouave at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (sRl+4)

602 Depends on what the meaning of "item" is. A sandwich is an item, isn't it. A sandwich has bread, meat, lettuce, mayo, mustard, cheese and sprouts and sometimes is ladled with hot chili. So really that's not seven items. It's an unconstructed sandwich. One item. Rascists.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (hKi6n)

603 Co-worker was going over to Starbux today, asked of I wanted a cup of coffee, told him no I had enough. Of course you can't have enough but didn't have the heart to tell him I wouldn't give those Leftist fk ups a cent.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)

604 595 i stopped shopping at Sam's when the racist black woman CO was blackmailing companies to hire blacks on their boards or accused them of being racist.

I went to Costco.

Costco donates to the DNC and gave to Hillary! in 2016, so pick your poison.

BJs?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (CmURZ)

605 "And then throw her fat ass in jail."

What about us?

Posted by: The Rest of Her Bloated Carcass at July 22, 2019 04:30 PM (/Fmtj)

606 Just a point: if she's pregnant, why is she bleaching her hair? Isn't that considered bad for the baby?

As an aside, I love self checkout and wish they'd allow for larger amounts of groceries. Too bad Fresh and Easy didn't make it. Smaller amounts of food for people who don't need to feed an army and I believe they were the first place I ever used self checkout.

Posted by: soulpile at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (wJAJb)

607 When push comes to shove, no charges would ever be filed.

She knows damn well that the video shows the only person doing anything wrong (besides mild name calling) was her and the supermarket video will prove it (as the guy pointed out). She had 20 items in the 10 items or less line and he pointed out there were non-occupied lines for her to take.

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608 I get accused of patriarchy and privilege because of my race apparently this is how I'm supposed to act. I wonder what her track record as a legislator is? I'm going all in that she's accomplished nothing of consequence. Just another monty python skit from the progs.

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Posted by: erwen wilson at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (w0r2s)

SJW Called Out By... Soyboy Who's Had Enough of This Bullshit

When you've lost even the simpering soyboys...

So, all the guy -- a singer of a band called Deerhunter -- said was that he planned on staying the night in town to explore a town called Snoqualmie. And then this whining, stupid, subretard SJW starts claiming he's "culturally appropriating" something from Native Americans by just... visiting a town. Xhe then yelled out "f*** you" because they're all insane.

Anyway, this is too much even for this soyboy beta cuck, who calls xer to the stage so that he can hear xer point. Xhe doesn't have a point, though. Xhe just says that the guy xhe's saying "f*** you" to should do his own research and discover whatever xer point might turn out to be.


In the video, Cox calls the heckler to the front of the stage and lets her voice her concern on the mic. "You’re appropriating Snoqualmie culture," she says. Cox asks her to explain -- "Is there something about North Bend that I should know? I'd like to hear it." -- but she declines. "Why should I, as a person of color, have to tell you about it," she asks to collective booing. "So that I can empathize and relate to your point," Cox responds.

"Ideas are traded between cultures through communication, not by insulting and yelling 'fuck you' at people," Cox says. "I have been marginalized my entire fucking life…marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."

"What is your assumption about my life that makes you think that I am somehow privileged or I represent someone appropriating your culture? I believe that you have a very good point that you’re not going to share with me out of arrogance."

"You obviously as a white person, male," she begins. Cox interrupts, "Did you just call me male? I don’t even know that you can assume my gender, my friend."

Of course, the soyboy winds up saying the SJW has a "valid point" that he "want(s) to hear."

Still, baby steps.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:55 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2019 01:56 PM (3sOO0)

2 So. Much. Stupid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 01:57 PM (ejd/p)

3 I'm hoping SMOD hurrys up...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (8D42x)

4 Gah.. the soy dripping off of both of their voices....

Posted by: Blanco at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (HltPS)

5 there's a lot of soy here. but the soyboy is less annoying that the SJW.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

6 Travel is murder, apparently.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (3sOO0)

7 It's like a competition.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 01:59 PM (p997d)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

9 oh, and top 3 AND I read the content.

though I feel stupider for having read the word salad the sjw inflicted on us.

basically, she didn't expect to get called out on her bullshit and had nothing to back it up with...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 01:59 PM (8D42x)

10 Until the bodies and blood hits the floor, the whiners will still whine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 01:59 PM (kbJA/)

11 I really don't have any desire to watch the video.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

12 So he's white but he's been marginalized, but he's also a guy who may not be a guy?

What a time to be alive!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 01:59 PM (FiUMj)

13 On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's such a silly place ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (LPnfS)

14 How much you wanna bet that neither had a father in the home.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (BJKQV)

15 The summary was enough to tell me that if I did watch the video, it would piss me off and drive me to punching the first soiboi I saw and that's illegal, so, I didn't watch.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

16 And a couple more SJW ragheads get taken out by their own IEDs.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (37IEG)

17 Bradford Cox sounds like a Gay Porn Actor/

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (/O9R9)

18 Top 20, but too much stupid

Posted by: FrodoB at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (Cl1sy)

19 This is not how you become a rock star.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (2LelM)

20 The stupid person yelling 'cultural appropriation' really should talk to the town about their name.

Tar, feathers, and railroading come to mind as reaction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (kbJA/)

21 >> "I have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."


These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

22 Oh and there's nothing to see in North Bend. Other than an outlet mall.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (FiUMj)

23 Wax my balls, bigot.

Posted by: MJ at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (LQtHg)

24 Lynyrd Skynyrd "Freebird!"

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (Pqytn)

25 So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name. I guess that means sjws will be staying away from Canada.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (JgA4k)

26 "Educate yourself!"

Posted by: Every single SJW reply when challenged. at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (HltPS)

27 And I identify as FIRST!

Posted by: FrodoB at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (Cl1sy)

28 Fuck them both, they'll never survive the Burning Times.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (prSvo)

29 21 >> "I have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."


These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

Well I understand margins are those things at the edge of a page. Anyone else got something to contribute?

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (p997d)

30 Cool... two little girls having a slap fight on stage.... watched by a bunch of other little girls.... this is their American Dream......

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (90T4r)

31

Has the cocksucker seth mandel defended liar erica thomas yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (Jy6ww)

32 "I have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."


These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)


There's plenty of different margins. College Ruled, Legal, Notepad.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (3sOO0)

33 The stupid person yelling 'cultural appropriation' really should talk to the town about their name.

Tar, feathers, and railroading come to mind as reaction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM


*Pops corn*

Posted by: Fishkill, NY at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (ejd/p)

34 most of them still need to be 86'd or worse. Much Much Worse...


but, yes, baby steps.

Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Jesus at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (8KSPd)

35 Jeebus, where is Iggy Pop when you need him?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (2LelM)

36 On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's such a silly place ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (LPnfS)


There's a storage place in a small North Texas town called Kramelot. it always makes me laugh when I drive by it.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

37 LOLFU

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (ovir2)

38 I think "f you" is pretty much the only valid response to everyone is this video.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (MmFTx)

39 So now the Left is all-in for segregation.

Got it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

40 Bejeezus, these people are exhausting.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (xqfqx)

41 "Free your mind! And the rest will follow."

Soviet Justice Wanking grievance word salad is the antithesis

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (kbJA/)

42 Bradford. Cox.*





*Yes, I realize it's juvenile to make fun of people's name, but when has that ever stopped the Horde?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

43 Both were "racist" by every definition given to us by the left about 23 times in the conversation.

They should both be on trail and convicted of wrong think.

Posted by: Reality Man at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (xOBRH)

44 >>"I have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."


What a fag.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (/O9R9)

45 I saw Deerhunter open for Psycho Bitch at North Point in 2019.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (SUJyY)

46 How much you wanna bet that neither had a father in the home.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (BJKQV)


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (gmo/4)

47 3 I'm hoping SMOD hurrys up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (8D42x)

Ditto

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (Ez6QX)

48 25
So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name. I guess that means sjws will be staying away from Canada.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (JgA4k)
Massachusetts, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, etc, etc, etc

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (37IEG)

49 What is "differently abled"? Does he walk on his hands?

I hate this craziness.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (K/2j/)

50 most of them still need to be 86'd or worse. Much Much Worse...


but, yes, baby steps.
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Jesus at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (8KSPd)



If we can't get 86, how about 99 or Laraby?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (kw5n8)

51 Half the towns in Minnesota... okay, maybe less than that but even so... are named Native American words, the name of the state, the Mississippi, not even starting on all the little towns or land features.

These SJW's will not be happy until Native cultures are completely removed, erased, from life.

And they can't answer the question because they're parrots and heard something once that sounded good and pleased them and haven't thought it through...

So crazy chick is mad because a town has a Native name...

She wants the name to disappear, for all evidence that natives ever existed here to disappear.... Wait no! She just wants to have her drama.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (BD/yx)

52 It's Babylon Bee stories all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (B7tJ2)

53 They need to relabel as snatchhunter.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (ovir2)

54 Fuck them both, they'll never survive the Burning Times.
Posted by: Guzalot at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (prSvo)


The topic at lunch today.

General Consensus: Bring it on. We're more than glad to suffer a little, just to watch them suffer a lot. And die.

Posted by: Stealth Poster at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (sCVDB)

55
These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)


It means he's a lazy fuck that makes shitty music and is all pissed off that he's not a millionaire and it's everyone else's fault.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

56 25 So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name. I guess that means sjws will be staying away from Canada.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
=================

Or Kentucky, or Kansas, or Illinois, or Iowa, or Oklahoma, or....

Posted by: Guzalot at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (prSvo)

57 Oh, and the person she's parroting was almost certainly WHITE.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (BD/yx)

58 Jeebus, where is Iggy Pop when you need him?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (2LelM)

Or Phil Anselmo.

Hell, I'd love to hear Dave Mustaine tear into this retard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (xPJvm)

59

Iran claims arrest of 17 CIA spies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (aKsyK)

60 42
Bradford. Cox.*











*Yes, I realize it's juvenile to make fun of people's name, but when has that ever stopped the Horde?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
He could be Anderson Cooper's wing man - Cooper and Cox at 7:00 PM weeknights.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (37IEG)

61 Massachusetts, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, etc, etc, etc
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (37IEG)

___

Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (FiUMj)

62 As they say in Louisiana, the two of them could use a round.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (gmo/4)

63 Good times make soft men

Posted by: weew at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (EaEMG)

64 The Iran/Iraq War keeps repeating, in the checklines of Publix to the streets of Snaqualmie.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (6/uwW)

65 Snoqualmie is a very pretty place. I recommend a visit and a look around

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (39g3+)

66 Bradford Cox:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_Cox#Personal_life

Yeah, pretty much hits all the bumpers on the board, and you'd think he'd be immune to most SJW attacks. All he'd have to be is black to hit a free game.

Posted by: MW at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (hNTtn)

67 Al Franken regrets resigning.

Womp womp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

68 I bet the chick giving soyboy grief is an incel.... for good reason.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (90T4r)

69 >>What is "differently abled"?

Diff-Abled.
When one leg locks up, the other other leg siphons off some of its power and continues to turn independently.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (/O9R9)

70 >>What is "differently abled"? Does he walk on his hands?


handicapped, but I would guess it now applies to all sorts of things, like food allergies, phobias and poor vision. Totally guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

71 >>So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name. I guess that means sjws will be staying away from Canada.

The island I live on was named for the Indian chief who owned it. He gave it to white men who he viewed as friends.

We've come a long way in race relations.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (K/2j/)

72 Visiting a town to see what is there is cultural appropriation?

Has someone told the Convention & Visitors Bureau about this?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

73 6
Travel is murder, apparently.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (3sOO0)

_______



Our traveling is murder; their murder is traveling ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (B7tJ2)

74 Arkansas is full of Indian names too. Solgohatchia comes to mind.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (ovir2)

75 LOLFU
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (ovir2)


That's a great band name.

It's like UFOFU, only better.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

76 You can't go to towns with Indian names? Better not set foot in Wisconsin then. All we have are Indian (feather) names. Unless you go to Madison, which is probably exactly where these people would want to go.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (lwiT4)

77 49 What is "differently abled"? Does he walk on his hands?

I hate this craziness.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (K/2j/)

Probably has Asperger or ADHD or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (Ez6QX)

78 >>>53 They need to relabel as snatchhunter.

that's very on-brand for Bradford Cox.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

79
Iran claims arrest of 17 CIA spies.
*********
Trump already shot that claim down

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (BqBId)

80

Indianapolis to change name to Funkytown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (aKsyK)

81
Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (FiUMj)
No kiddin?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (37IEG)

82 3 I'm hoping SMOD hurrys up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (8D42x)

and destroys whereever the fuck that bitch lives

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (JFO2v)

83 These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM


Probably means "I didn't realize that I wasn't unique in people not caring about my opinion".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

84 "I don't even know that you can assume my gender, my friend."

I'd like to woken from this nightmare, please.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (H8QX8)

85 Soviet Justice Wanking grievance word salad is the antithesis
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:02 PM (kbJA/)

It's a way to get their intended slaves to forge their own chains, to hold themselves back and blame someone else for it, and position the State as the only possible arbiter of grievances and righter of wrongs.

They promise a fairer world, but what they will deliver is a world that makes 1984 seem pleasant and sane.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (J+mig)

86 Just near where I grew up: Niagara, Seneca, Cheektowaga, Lackawanna, Chautauqua...

Nope, heap white man cannot go there anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (O8WFE)

87 This is the brain bleach cure. Lynyrd Skynard live concert at Knebworth, England, where the band kicked the Stones' butts. Ronnie Van Zant pulling from a bottle of Jack onstage is a bonus.

LINK: https://youtu.be/fuZyMx2NXZM

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (Pqytn)

88 >>What is "differently abled"?


He needs to use two hands to fap. Hence the porn name.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (SUJyY)

89 Somewhere on a big alien ship just outside of the solar system the commander reads the report from his scouts on earth.

Nope. Not going there. Look, I don't care if the next habitable planet is a billion light years away, we ain't going to earth. Too fucked up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (gC2IV)

90 have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."

-

They have no problem laughing at you and - to them - your stupid sky king fantasy world religious superstitions, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (RMwSd)

91 That whole exchange is for stupid people.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (jUVms)

92 Isn't xhe appropriating the venue paid for by all the other concert-goers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

93 All SJWs must immediately leave Seattle, cuz you know, Indian Chief Name and all that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (FiUMj)

94 "You're wrong!!!!!!!"

"I am? How, why?"

"ZOMG I'M NOT GONNA *TELL* YOU!!!!!!"

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (KMew9)

95 70 >>What is "differently abled"? Does he walk on his hands?
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She's amphibian?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)

96 So many to hate, so little time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (Cssks)

97 If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho, Alaska!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)

98 Snoqualmie is a very pretty place. I recommend a visit and a look around
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (39g3+)


Nope. Not going there. And they can blame this dizzy bitch for it.

ENJOY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Is he going to culturally appropriate the casino?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (MyGan)

100 >>Just near where I grew up: Niagara ..

Niagara Falls!

Slowly I turned ...

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (K/2j/)

101 Tejas is more Indian than Mexican. Could mean either be friend or ally.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (JFO2v)

102 Hell will be stuck in a room listening to this rot for all eternity....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (90T4r)

103 Speaking of which, has anyone ever accused the Rolling Stones of cultural appropriation?

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (Pqytn)

104 84 "I don't even know that you can assume my gender, my friend."

I'd like to woken from this nightmare, please.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 02:06 PM (H8QX

I'm of the opinion that I accidentally fell into a portal that lead to a bizarro mirror universe, sometime during the Clinton Administration.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (J+mig)

105 Willowed...

No, seriously, there is a crime called "malicious prosecution." What does the actual law say, who is charged under this law?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 01:57 PM (39g3+)

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Nobody.

You can only sue for civil damages for a malicious prosecution.

Under Imbler v. Pachtman (1976, 8-0 unanimous decision) no prosecutor in the United States can be personally liable financially or criminally for a malicious prosecution, no matter how egregious the prosecutorial misconduct.

This is actually enshrined in our law.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (AzW6q)

106 It's all Cutters and IU students all the way down.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

107 If going to a town with an Indian name is bad, isn't it worse when those towns die from lack of tourism?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (jUVms)

108 >>Lynyrd Skynard live concert at Knebworth, England


The 'T for Texas' from that set is amazing.

Those Brits have no idea what they are seeing.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (/O9R9)

109 81
Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (FiUMj)
No kiddin?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (37IEG)

____

It's the troof.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official- item/idaho/state-name-origin/origin-idaho

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (FiUMj)

110 "I have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."

These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

I'm going to guess that he's whining about being a poor gay, cripple, but that's just a guess...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (8D42x)

111 They are all going into the smokehouse during the Burning Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (cux11)

112 >>So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name.

-

Wait, wasn't America because Amerigo?

I've got some bad news for you kids.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (RMwSd)

113 66 Bradford Cox:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_Cox#Personal_life

Yeah, pretty much hits all the bumpers on the board, and you'd think he'd be immune to most SJW attacks. All he'd have to be is black to hit a free game.
Posted by: MW at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (hNTtn)

I see they have an album called Turn it Up, Faggot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (Ez6QX)

114 DON'T EAT THE FRY BREAD!

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (/O9R9)

115 "We need to have a conversation!!!!"

"Okay, you start."

"FUCK YOU, I"M NOT YOUR SLAVE!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (oVJmc)

116 Competitive victim bragging?

Posted by: Not sure what to call it, besides odious at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (Sotot)

117 They should hold an "American Idol"-style competition on this stuff.

Posted by: PG at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (X3wqJ)

118 Deere Hunter was a great movie. Its a shame what happened to Deniro. Walken turned out ok I guess. Fredo was in it too!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (xqfqx)

119 25
So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name. I guess that means sjws will be staying away from Canada.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (JgA4k)


And Indiana, and Illinois, and Kentucky and the Dakotas and Mississippi and Delaware ,etc.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (09siJ)

120
So all of the Muzzies should leave Europe because cultural appropriation by being there?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (kw5n8)

121 Al Franken regrets resigning.

It was a stupid decision on his part. He could have ridden it out and still been in office. Look at Governor Northam for God's sake. The dude was literally caught in a freaking Klan outfit. Still in office because he just refused to budge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (39g3+)

122 103 Speaking of which, has anyone ever accused the Rolling Stones of cultural appropriation?
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (Pqytn)


Zombie Methuselah has a gripe with Keith Richards.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (SUJyY)

123 I think woke must be a rebranding of an old condition previously known as crazy as a shithouse rat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (ovir2)

124 The Idaho thing is even more mysterious since all sorts of theories arose on the name's origin.

https://digitalatlas.cose.isu.edu/geog/explore/essay.pdf

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (FiUMj)

125 51 Half the towns in Minnesota... okay, maybe less than that but even so... are named Native American words, the name of the state, the Mississippi, not even starting on all the little towns or land features

Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!

There is a 'trail' the Indians (feather) were forced to take to Oklahoma. We have signs indicating some of its' route. The wording changed in the last ten years or so....

1980's - Trail of Tears.
Currently - Trail of Death.
Future - Trail of Subjugation and Murder by White Supremacist Haters.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (Vy7tf)

126 I'll culturally appropriate the hell out of some fry bread anyday.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (O8WFE)

127 97 If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?
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Delaware is the Loan Shark State with one fucking Toll Booth.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

128 Under Imbler v. Pachtman (1976, 8-0 unanimous decision) no prosecutor in the United States can be personally liable financially or criminally for a malicious prosecution, no matter how egregious the prosecutorial misconduct.

This is actually enshrined in our law.



No possiblity of deprivation of civil right under color of law?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (cux11)

129 >>Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

They were going to go with Idapimp but it didn't have the same snap to it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (K/2j/)

130 Hopefully, Political Correctness just "jumped the shark."

Posted by: Don at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (x/usf)

131 Its a shame what happened to Deniro. Walken turned out ok I guess. Fredo was in it too!

Brian Dennehy was terrific as Vietnam

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (39g3+)

132 I love then nuts complain about being marginalized by The Normies. Yes, that's what happens to lunatics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (ppBhU)

133 Next time I visit Erie PA, I should avoid gambling and cigarette runs over to the Seneca Nation.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (C1Lsn)

134 t's the troof.



https://statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official- item/idaho/state-name-origin/origin-idaho

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (FiUMj)
So the joke about "I da hoe" is sorta true.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (37IEG)

135 Autophagy for the win

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (TB+At)

136 Forget Iggy Pop, where's Don Rickles when you need him...

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (6/uwW)

137 Grievance Bingo goes to the first person to suck a tranny's dick!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

138 02 Hell will be stuck in a room listening to this rot for all eternity....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (90T4r)


---------

Yep.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (jUVms)

139 How much you wanna bet that neither had a father in the home.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (BJKQV)


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Archer



Lots of "uncles" though.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (4IFkp)

140 So in their addle plated twat waffling about culture, I'm probably guilty of some heinous crime for liking this song

https://youtu.be/_Ka01Y_pYgM

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (kbJA/)

141 Of SJWs didn't have anyone around them to blame for their bad feelings they'd have to admit that those bad feelings are all their own -that they stem from self-loathing, not from anything anyone is doing to them.

Externalizing their self-loathing allows them to believe that they can extinguish their loneliness, lack of meaning and self-hate if they just scream loud enough. It never works, of course, but it's all that they know.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (BJKQV)

142 "There's plenty of different margins. College Ruled, Legal, Notepad.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (3sOO0) "



Not to forget Cornell !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (pbg54)

143 >>Yeah, pretty much hits all the bumpers on the board, and you'd think he'd be immune to most SJW attacks. All he'd have to be is black to hit a free game.


Looking at just three recent incidents: this, the Georgia check-out line race hoax, and the squad accusing Pelosi of racism, lily-white Lefties have to come to grips with the reality that they are no longer exempt from the race wars.

No amount of past or present work as an "ally" to non-whites will earn them a pass from this crap.

I'm thinking of all those white SJW MSM people with their woke "white ppl are the WORST" type tweets - this is gonna rock their world when it boomerangs back on 'em like this dude in the video.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (bDqIh)

144 14
How much you wanna bet that neither had a father in the home.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (BJKQV)

_______


"Hey, those welfare checks don't write themselves." -- Big Daddy G.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (B7tJ2)

145 I can't stand how stupid they all are. Stupid.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (a0IVu)

146 Yeah he sounds sane and well balanced:

" Cox has described himself as gay, though he previously has stated that he leads a non-sexual/asexual lifestyle. However, in a 2011 interview with Rolling Stone Cox said that he no longer identifies as asexual but rather as queer"

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (FiUMj)

147 133 Next time I visit Erie PA, I should avoid gambling and cigarette runs over to the Seneca Nation.

And if a couple of meth heads offer to lock a "fake" bomb around your neck, just for kicks...run.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (O8WFE)

148 I'll culturally appropriate the hell out of some fry bread anyday.

Mom used to make that stuff sometimes when we were getting low on groceries, and its damn good stuff. Lotta work to make, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (39g3+)

149 Just threw out my Land o Lakes butter and my Springmaid sheets

https://tinyurl.com/y44j96a5

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)

150 142 "There's plenty of different margins. College Ruled, Legal, Notepad.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (3sOO0) "



Not to forget Cornell !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (pbg54)


And they all blow.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (SUJyY)

151 Idaho - where the ground is covered in wild potatoes.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

152 Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

They were going to go with Idapimp but it didn't have the same snap to it.
Posted by: JackStraw


They had the pimp. They needed ho's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (4IFkp)

153 We need To bring back ducking stools for Scolds....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (90T4r)

154 soi disant

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (DuZls)

155 145 I can't stand how stupid they all are. Stupid.
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (a0IVu)

And proudly so.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (H8QX8)

156 Hell will be stuck in a room listening to this rot for all eternity....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (90T4r)

---------

Yep.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (jUVms)

Maybe this life is purgatory, and we are here to suffer for our sins.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (J+mig)

157 The "I'm not going to tell you" is the big thing now.

It's OPPRESSION to be expected to explain or advocate your point of view, it puts the burden for someone else's (white male) understanding on you (POC female) and cooperating with that is unacceptable.

You see, normally if someone says "That actually bothers me," and someone says "Why," then you explain and reasonable people usually say, "That makes sense, I hadn't thought of it that way."

But the Burden of Education itself being "racist' is definitely the "thing" of the moment.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (BD/yx)

158 Bradford's Mom has Liberty insurance and drives a Subaru?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (kbJA/)

159 "you're appropriating culture" zhe said in english at the electrical music concert inside the building not made of skins.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (nFwvY)

160 No more Seneca apple juice for me I guess.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (37IEG)

161 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:07 PM (K/2j/
********
Inch By Inch, Step By Step

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (BqBId)

162 Yeah he sounds sane and well balanced:

" Cox has described himself as gay, though he previously has stated that he leads a non-sexual/asexual lifestyle. However, in a 2011 interview with Rolling Stone Cox said that he no longer identifies as asexual but rather as queer"
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Asexual

Code for GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (4IFkp)

163 And they all blow.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (SUJyY)


Only when used by Minx 0.7 Alpha.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

164

It just occurred to me I'm missing so many great interviews with so many interesting people by not reading Rolling Stone!

Posted by: No One Ever at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (Jy6ww)

165 Until the bodies and blood hits the floor, the whiners will still whine.
Posted by: Anna Puma

!

Jeepers Anna !

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (arJlL)

166 I am starting to come to the conclusion that the only way to deal with this madness is going to be with 7.62mm grazing fire, one meter above the ground, until the barrels melt. And then finishing off the rest with bayonets.


Rusty bayonets.

/s

We have lost our minds and the more that this insanity is indulged the more we'll see of it.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (w+jpq)

167 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (vcOmj)

168 Looking at just three recent incidents: this, the Georgia check-out line race hoax, and the squad accusing Pelosi of racism, lily-white Lefties have to come to grips with the reality that they are no longer exempt from the race wars.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (bDqIh)

I seriously read "squad" as "squalid."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (Ez6QX)

169 I think the part that bugs me the most is how they are so convinced they're making the world better.

And they'll still be blaming you and me for it's failure as they're being lined up against the wall

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (k81AA)

170 Lots of "uncles" though.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (4IFkp)

Uncles who were not Mom's brothers but her boyfriends.

Posted by: Wendy at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (bpemY)

171 "47 3 I'm hoping SMOD hurrys up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 01:58 PM (8D42x)

Ditto

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (Ez6QX)"



Not me, too Extinction Level for my taste.

Carrington Event 2 FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (pbg54)

172
" Cox has described himself as gay, though he previously has stated that he leads a non-sexual/asexual lifestyle. However, in a 2011 interview with Rolling Stone Cox said that he no longer identifies as asexual but rather as queer"
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Asexual

Code for GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:13 PM (4IFkp)


But he was born that way an it's not a mental disorder.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Culturally appropriation headbanging

https://youtu.be/5Nf7M9CvFuQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)

174 Bradford's Mom has Liberty insurance and drives a Subaru?
Posted by: Anna Puma



Stifler's mom....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (4IFkp)

175 On both sides, these Millennials ( I admit this is bad shorthand, i need to find another term) love to use long winded terms but they know shite about history. Everyone here, including myself could crush them at Jeopardy. These people use absurd terms but they know nothing. I will say it, I would crush them at actual history. F them, they don't even realize they are an embarrassment.

I do kind of respect this guy for this. It is weird but 2019 is weird. What i hate is how people have been cheated at school. They used to teach history and civics. They don't do this anymore. Stop attacking people you freaking freaks! Someone needs to tell these entitled snow flakes to shut up. College administrators won't do it, so I guess alternative rock bands will need to.


Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (n13/j)

176 97 If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho, Alaska!
Posted by: DamnedYankee

actually most of my scenes don't call for any clothes

Posted by: Alexis Texas at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (FZYNt)

177 we have not reached peak lunacy, yet. we may never know the peak. fucking helicopter parents and participation trophies. they will only get worse. wine drinking, soccer moms married to manbun cucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (KP5rU)

178 Stupid is normal for Franken. In real life.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (RuIsu)

179 False Peak Stupid

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (/O9R9)

180 Love the comments ..

So unless Bradford was planning to learn about the Snoqualmie culture and then use that knowledge to go open a themed casual dining restaurant called Snoqualmie's! or something, I think this heckler is just being performatively woke.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (QkjLD)

181 157 The "I'm not going to tell you" is the big thing now.

It's OPPRESSION to be expected to explain or advocate your point of view, it puts the burden for someone else's (white male) understanding on you (POC female) and cooperating with that is unacceptable.

You see, normally if someone says "That actually bothers me," and someone says "Why," then you explain and reasonable people usually say, "That makes sense, I hadn't thought of it that way."

But the Burden of Education itself being "racist' is definitely the "thing" of the moment.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (BD/yx)

It turns out explaining makes them sound stupid, so they came up with an excuse to avoid explaining.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (p997d)

182

White people must immediately leave Indiana

Posted by: Flawless male logic at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (TAmPV)

183 147 The final minutes of that pizza bomber deal was being shown on Erie local tv, and they damn near showed the explosion live. Watched it from the corner bar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (C1Lsn)

184 Oh, and ya can't go to Delaware either ya little shits.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)

185 What fresh Hell is this ... ?

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (hgEPl)

186 No possiblity of deprivation of civil right under color of law?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (cux11)

------

If you could find a federal prosecutor willing to file the charge - it's exceedingly rare. I only know of a couple civil rights cases where it's happened many decades ago.

The prosecutors aren't in the business of busting each other, unless it's to make a political case on behalf of the Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

187 Where were you born?

Lake Winnipesaukee.

Spell it.

W-I .... woof. Make that Lake Erie I got an uncle there. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nycuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (K/2j/)

188 There is a 'trail' the Indians (feather) were forced to take to Oklahoma. We have signs indicating some of its' route. The wording changed in the last ten years or so....

1980's - Trail of Tears.
Currently - Trail of Death.
Future - Trail of Subjugation and Murder by White Supremacist Haters.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (Vy7tf)

Oh gawd... Trail of Tears is far more evocative than Trail of Death.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (BD/yx)

189 Aren't the Slapahos from Idaho?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (Z/1Kk)

190 DAM YOU ALL! WE NEED TO GO BACK TO WHERE WE CAME FROM!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (37IEG)

191 they will only get worse. wine drinking, soccer moms married to manbun cucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (KP5rU)

well said sir. I do like wine so I would edit this as "bad wine drinking" but the rest is spot on.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (n13/j)

192 One meter?

Well you just might be able to hit Thousand Millimeter Reich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (kbJA/)

193 Hey sugar tits. Explain it to me and show your work.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

194 Well if Franken starts wearing Somali clothing and chewing Khat I think he has a chance at a Senate redo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (2LelM)

195 Bring the N with you, it got left behind.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (37IEG)

196

Still don't believe my theorem that states human civilization peaked on July 20, 1969?

This is yet more poof.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (Jy6ww)

197 >>I do kind of respect this guy for this. It is weird but 2019 is weird.


He attempts to engage a heckler and discovers she's. . . just an angry heckler.

He at least tried, thinking he was woke enough to turn it around. No way, white boy. You were never going to win.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (bDqIh)

198 This is about an hour east of Seattle.
It's to be expected.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (jWe5r)

199 It turns out explaining makes them sound stupid, so they came up with an excuse to avoid explaining.
Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:14 PM (p997d)

Ding, ding, ding...

Started by white feminist women, too.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (BD/yx)

200 The Left is now eating itself and asking for seconds.

While I cringe at the stupidity, I'm intrigued by the gluttony.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (6eEQ+)

201 No amount of past or present work as an "ally" to non-whites will earn them a pass from this crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:11 PM (bDqIh)
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Talib comes off as nothing but a Semite--i.e. a Caucasian. She's not "brown" either, she's slightly swarthy. How much of PoC is just the convenience?

AOC comes off as Spanish, not Native or that much mixed.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (DuZls)

202

Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one
Keep it in mind if you're lookin to find
A place in the summer sun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (aKsyK)

203 On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's such a silly place ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (LPnfS)

I don't care who you are, but that's funny!

Posted by: mwolv93 at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (PUCnX)

204

Ahh, no. How about screw ALL the soi bois, gender freaks and SJWs.

They are all quite welcome to go suppurate in a welter of bile then suffer a collective aneurysm.

Out of my sight and hearing.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (KATBx)

205 Tar, feathers, and railroading come to mind as reaction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (kbJA/)

There will hit a point when people will tire of this nonsense, and what's old will be new again. Maybe it's just me talking as someone who's read too much Taoist philosophy, but human nature is a lot more inelastic than these people think it is, and always snaps back to old patterns no matter how much you twist it up.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (J+mig)

206 187
Where were you born?



Lake Winnipesaukee.



Spell it.



W-I .... woof. Make that Lake Erie I got an uncle there. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nycuck.





Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:15 PM (K/2j/)
In the Hospital. I wanted to be near my mother.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (37IEG)

207 Staged...this was all a set up. Soy boy just wanted to impress upon everyone his "intelligence" and enlisted Ms. Fuck You to present an opportunity.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (HIU3y)

208 Like Minnesota, about half of Iowa towns/rivers have Native American names. So far, my favorite is Nishnabotna River.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (XKZwp)

209 Bataan Death March > Trail of Death

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

210 One meter?

Well you just might be able to hit Thousand Millimeter Reich.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (kbJA/)


My memory may be faulty Anna. I thought 1 meter was the setting for our M-60's when firing the FPF.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (w+jpq)

211 These people view happiness as right wing and reactionary... Stalinists, the lot of them...

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (90T4r)

212 49
What is "differently abled"? Does he walk on his hands?


I hate this craziness.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:03 PM (K/2j/)

_______


He's unable to take it up his front hole.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (B7tJ2)

213 Had he any balls he would have mansplained it to little stoopid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (ovir2)

214 Delaware is not the real name for the Delaware Indians. Delaware was named for a Lord. No one could pronounce the Delaware Indians name so they got labeled the Delaware.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)

215 I'm waiting for the front stalled over the Blue Ridge to finally move it's tardy, lackadaisical arse to NoVa. I've been waiting for days. What seems to be the holdup?

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 02:18 PM (T6t7i)

216 Stupid on stupid.

More punching, less talking.

Snoqualmie is nice, very pretty up there. The falls are epic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 02:19 PM (bcbK8)

217 Well if you don't want your knight errants visiting Camelot, better turn on the Grail Sign.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:19 PM (kbJA/)

218
They had the pimp. They needed ho's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (4IFkp)


It was a choice between Wheredaho and Idaho

Posted by: Flawless male logic at July 22, 2019 02:19 PM (TAmPV)

219 133 Next time I visit Erie PA, I should avoid gambling and cigarette runs over to the Seneca Nation.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 02:10 PM (C1Lsn)


That were all the billboards are posted claiming how may billions of dollars New York owes the tribe? I love those, much better and more truthful than the "I heart NY" signs you see everywhere.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 22, 2019 02:19 PM (kUmUV)

220 Oh gawd... Trail of Tears is far more evocative than Trail of Death.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (BD/yx)

These people aren't just horrible joyless scolds, they're utterly artless too, and that, to me, is a special kind of sin.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (J+mig)

221 I love my Cocks of the World Collection from Bradford Exchange!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (DKEfE)

222 152 Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

They were going to go with Idapimp but it didn't have the same snap to it.
Posted by: JackStraw


They had the pimp. They needed ho's.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (4IFkp)

The is no Miss Black I DA HO!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (JFO2v)

223 A Harpy plant, then???
"Wanted.... homely Shrew to help make me look woke...."

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (90T4r)

224 . So far, my favorite is Nishnabotna River.
Posted by: pookysgirl

A yard wide, and a foot deep

C. W. McCall

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (vd8XM)

225 THESE are the people who think they will win the civil war.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (oVJmc)

226 Ahh, no. How about screw ALL the soi bois, gender freaks and SJWs.

They are all quite welcome to go suppurate in a welter of bile then suffer a collective aneurysm.

Out of my sight and hearing.


Posted by: irongrampa at July 22, 2019 02:17 PM (KATBx)

But they don't want to be left alone, that ship has sailed. There once was a libertarian argument to live and let live. But these people don't want tolerance, they want obeyance. They want you to bend the knee and there is no other option.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (n13/j)

227 198 This is about an hour east of Seattle.
It's to be expected.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (jWe5r)

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Seattle - named after an Indian chief.
Ruh Roh!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (FiUMj)

228 Out: Travel broadens the mind

In: When travelling, mind the broad

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

229 "I have been marginalized my entire fucking life. . . marginalized by heteronormative culture, marginalized by socioeconomic situations, marginalized by being differently abled."


These people are being brainwashed.
Seriously, WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

Well I understand margins are those things at the edge of a page. Anyone else got something to contribute?
Posted by: Someguy
------

What she is saying, decoded, is, "I'm a crybaby loser."

At least that is the way I interpret it. Harsh, I suppose, but assertions that others are responsible for your own sad state are generally a rationalization.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (xSo9G)

230 >>>You see, normally if someone says "That actually bothers me," and someone says "Why," then you explain and reasonable people usually say, "That makes sense, I hadn't thought of it that way."

But the Burden of Education itself being "racist' is definitely the "thing" of the moment.


...


they actually write articles, published in "academic" journals, arguing that they should be PAID money for complaining, because complaining is "Emotional Labor" which is "slavery" unless it is properly compensated at a rate the complainer deems fair.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (PbpT7)

231 They had the pimp. They needed ho's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (4IFkp)


It was a choice between Wheredaho and Idaho
Posted by: Flawless male logic at July 22, 2019 02:19 PM (TAmPV)

________

Whohobitchdisis

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (flINI)

232 Cato, well the French Revolution and what happened afterwards proves that. After trying to create a new society, France reverted to the old ways.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (kbJA/)

233 Waaay too much soy.

Was able to get almost four minutes in.

I did enjoy the audience's reaction to the lunatic sjw snippy, "Do your own research" though.

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (RU4sa)

234 >>They want you to bend the knee and there is no other option.

I can think of an option or two.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (K/2j/)

235 I didn't watch the video, because SJW stupidity, but did they show the bint? Lemme guess fat chick lesbo gender studies grad.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

236 Haggen Dazs is a made up name too. Just saying.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (n13/j)

237


So just going to these places now, it's appropriation?

How did that fucking happen?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (7wsmM)

238 They will win the civil war, if it gets fought with whining and crying.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (ovir2)

239 There has been a distinct uptick in left on left violence.

More please.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (xqfqx)

240 they actually write articles, published in "academic" journals, arguing that they should be PAID money for complaining, because complaining is "Emotional Labor" which is "slavery" unless it is properly compensated at a rate the complainer deems fair.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (PbpT7)

Hell, I want these fuckers to pay me for the emotional pain inflicted by listening to their drivel.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (p997d)

241 I'm thinking of all those white SJW MSM people with their woke "white ppl are the WORST" type tweets - this is gonna rock their world when it boomerangs back on 'em like this dude in the video.
---
See, in this season of "Survivor" only one tribe is allowed the immunity idol.
And, uh, it's not your tribe.
You thought that alliance to get rid of Chad, cause he was a racist
for not sharing his challenge reward with everyone, would save you now?
Oh no!
It's tribal council time--guess who ain't woke enough?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (k81AA)

242 So a loser has a concert and a bunch of losers show up to listen to him.

Somewhere in here there HAS to be a pony!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (37IEG)

243 LOL. It's like watching toddlers argue.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (CPk08)

244 >>Haggen Dazs is a made up name too.


Technically speaking, all names are made up.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (/O9R9)

245 The End Is Near!

The End Is Near!

The End Is Near!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (so+oy)

246 I not da ho. You da ho!

Posted by: LGoPs at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (w+jpq)

247 236 Haggen Dazs is a made up name too. Just saying.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (n13/j)

___

Atari was called that to make people think it was Japanese.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (FiUMj)

248
THESE are the people who think they will win the civil war.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


And if they are in control of the military they WILL win.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (aKsyK)

249 Idaho? No! YOU da ho!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (FiUMj)

250 238
They will win the civil war, if it gets fought with whining and crying.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (ovir2)
No, the plan as I understand it is 7.62mm grazing fire, presumably without tracer rounds.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

251 235 I didn't watch the video, because SJW stupidity, but did they show the bint? Lemme guess fat chick lesbo gender studies grad.
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

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Don't think they show the bint.

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (RU4sa)

252 113 66 Bradford Cox:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_Cox#Personal_life

Yeah, pretty much hits all the bumpers on the board, and you'd think he'd be immune to most SJW attacks. All he'd have to be is black to hit a free game.
Posted by: MW at July 22, 2019 02:05 PM (hNTtn)

I see they have an album called Turn it Up, Faggot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:08 PM (Ez6QX)

It's like gay emo cutting with guilt and MDMA.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

253 Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM

It's like these drones read the Onion and thought it was a real instruction manual. I just can't even. SMDH, although the blue on blue who can out SJW each other is hilarious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (H4VdJ)

254 Somewhere in here there HAS to be a pony!

That's no pony, it's a Brony....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (kbJA/)

255 Trust me the tribes want you to visit. And gamble. And spend money

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (UNyae)

256 56 25 So now you can't go to some place with an Indian name. I guess that means sjws will be staying away from Canada.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
=================

Or Kentucky, or Kansas, or Illinois, or Iowa, or Oklahoma, or....

Posted by: Guzalot at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (prSvo)




INDIANA for the win!

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (B5K06)

257 I will never stop for frybread again. Geez, you think the Indigenous People wouldn't put out tourist stands for people to "appropriate their culture"!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (DuZls)

258 248
No, they wont.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (ovir2)

259 Haggen Dazs is a made up name too.





Technically speaking, all names are made up.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (/O9R9)

touche

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (n13/j)

260 Who you gonna sell your Turquoise to, She Who Has Tits of Sugar?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (/O9R9)

261 they actually write articles, published in "academic" journals, arguing that they should be PAID money for complaining, because complaining is "Emotional Labor" which is "slavery" unless it is properly compensated at a rate the complainer deems fair.


Volunteers don't get paid.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (MmFTx)

262 There is a 'trail' the Indians (feather) were forced
to take to Oklahoma. We have signs indicating some of its' route. The
wording changed in the last ten years or so....



1980's - Trail of Tears.

Currently - Trail of Death.

Future - Trail of Subjugation and Murder by White Supremacist Haters.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 02:09 PM (Vy7tf)



Oh gawd... Trail of Tears is far more evocative than Trail of Death.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (BD/yx)


My ancestors,on both sides took the Trail of Tears back in the 1980's.Only one had any Indian blood. It was just they way you got from the east to the Oklahoma territory by wagon.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (09siJ)

263 Snoqualmie pancake mix for the win!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (Xyb9Y)

264 238
They will win the civil war, if it gets fought with whining and crying.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


Well, in the early days, sure. When the thing grinds to a stalemate, they'll bring out the big guns: passive aggressive twitter and Facebook.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (T6t7i)

265 234 >>They want you to bend the knee and there is no other option.

I can think of an option or two.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (K/2j/)

No, no. Kneeling is a more stable platform for aimed fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (bcbK8)

266 I saw Deerhunter open up for RagingBull at the cinema.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)

267 257
I will never stop for frybread again. Geez, you think the Indigenous
People wouldn't put out tourist stands for people to "appropriate their
culture"!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 02:23 PM (DuZls)
The sneaks were doing it back as far as Lewis and Clark, selling them native caught salmon and stuff. Unreal!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (37IEG)

268 I lived in Puyallup for years.
Fu*k 'em all.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (axyOa)

269 Lemme guess fat chick lesbo gender studies grad.


Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

Total smokeshow wearing a very skimpy top.
[this may be a lie]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (wYseH)

270 Haggen Dazs is a made up name too. Just saying.


Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (n13/j)


Yup, IIRC they wanted a fancy you-rope-ian name so the proles would be willing to pay more. Would you pay a premium for BackwoodsHick Ice Cream?

Posted by: LGoPs at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (w+jpq)

271 Got to get a new keyboard.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (09siJ)

272 Well, in the early days, sure. When the thing grinds
to a stalemate, they'll bring out the big guns: passive aggressive
twitter and Facebook.


Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (T6t7i)
I want to see them do that without any electrical power.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (37IEG)

273 243 LOL. It's like watching toddlers argue.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 22, 2019 02:22 PM (CPk0

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I have a g-babies who are three and five.

They're Churchillian compared to what I just saw.

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

274 "Cultural Appropriation!"

"Really? Please explain."

"If you don't know then I'm not going to explain it to you."


Summing up what was said.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (qC1Sy)

275
Hell, I want these fuckers to pay me for the emotional pain inflicted by listening to their drivel.
Posted by: Someguy
--------

Demand reparations for the grey matter slaughtered by attempts to reconcile their irreconcilable assertions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 02:26 PM (CDGwz)

276 "Academic" is a made-up word.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

277 220 Oh gawd... Trail of Tears is far more evocative than Trail of Death.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:16 PM (BD/yx)

These people aren't just horrible joyless scolds, they're utterly artless too, and that, to me, is a special kind of sin.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:20 PM (J+mig)

I was trying to figure out why I felt that Trail of Tears was far more tragic than Trail of Death and that's exactly it. It's *artless*. It lacks pathos, even. Somebody decided that Death was worse than Tears because they are too blunt to understand that one endures and the other... doesn't.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:26 PM (BD/yx)

278 232 Cato, well the French Revolution and what happened afterwards proves that. After trying to create a new society, France reverted to the old ways.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM

That's the lovely part about universal truths. You can find them in a lot of places, if you look. People around the world have noticed and written about them since the dawn of time. There are objective truths about man and the world we live in.

The Left denies this, and has tried to craft a Subjectivist philosophy that says that nothing is really real or true, and everything is dependent on your observations and feelings. It ultimately rests on a contradiction - a statement that there is no truth must be taken as true to have any validity. It is self-refuting.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:26 PM (J+mig)

279 269 Lemme guess fat chick lesbo gender studies grad.


Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

Total smokeshow wearing a very skimpy top.
[this may be a lie]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (wYseH)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 02:26 PM (RU4sa)

280 I lived in Puyallup for years.
Fu*k 'em all.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (axyOa)

_____

i had some Puyallups removed last year. Benign...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (flINI)

281
Snoqualmie pancake mix for the win!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 22, 2019 02:24 PM (Xyb9Y)


I ate at a pancake house right on the falls once and they were really good.

Posted by: Flawless male logic at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (TAmPV)

282 The Bataan Tears March

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn)

283 Bitchez better stay off Snoqualmie Pass then.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (axyOa)

284 Orson: "Staged...this was all a set up. Soy boy just wanted to impress upon everyone his 'intelligence' and enlisted Ms. Fuck You to present an opportunity."

Hmm. Interesting angle. It was very well done though. Almost too perfect, but not implausible.

I've seen a bad set-up. It was a heckler for the warm-up band Twisted Sister at a RATT concert. So, so hokey, but it juiced the crowd. So I've seen the real deal. That video, however, was very realistic.

But, yeah, it sure could've been a set-up.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (6eEQ+)

285 These are all inconsequential people who make up grievances in order to give their nothing lives some meaning.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (90T4r)

286 "Academic" is a made-up word.
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 02:26 PM (RuIsu)
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"Made", "up", and "word" are made-up words.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (DuZls)

287 No more Mazola for you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (H4VdJ)

288 Wonder if this twit knows that Chief Seattle owned slaves?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (axyOa)

289 If anyone wants to sewer dive, check out the comments in the article.

The amount of wokeness in the comments is mind-melting.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (qC1Sy)

290 Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung-

­a­maugg.

Real name of a lake in MA.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (K/2j/)

291 I wonder how many Puyallups Ace is up to, now?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (/O9R9)

292 Getting into an "argument" with a Socialist Injustice Whinger is like wrestling with a tar baby.


Of course I denounce myself for that.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (BvNzB)

293 Shut Up!, she explained.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (cux11)

294 I will now start referring to SJW's as Soy Justice Warriors.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (cF8AT)

295 All of Washington State should be off limits to those sensitive to cultural appropriation.

Tahoma
Tacoma
Puyallup...

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (jUVms)

296 156

Maybe this life is purgatory, and we are here to suffer for our sins.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:12 PM (J+mig)


I've had that thought more than once.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (tu3iY)

297 Rolling Stone hasn't been great since the PJ O'Rourke days.

And now, even he's not so great (NeverTrumper.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (O8WFE)

298 My kids wore Puyallups when they were potty training

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (flINI)

299 Mild melting?

I'll pass, I like my brain the way it is. Un-woke and original.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (kbJA/)

300
Volunteers don't get paid.
Posted by: no good deed
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Except...in AmeriCorps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (CDGwz)

301 In the 90s Hollywood aggressively promoted the idea that the Nuclear Family was not at all important, and maybe detrimental, to kids. And single moms were painted as brave, heroic wise-women.

And now America is full of Soyboys & angry SJWs.

But I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (BJKQV)

302 288 Wonder if this twit knows that Chief Seattle owned slaves?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (axyOa)

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I didn't know Chief Seattle was a white Southerner. You learn new shit every day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (FiUMj)

303 But, yeah, it sure could've been a set-up.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (6eEQ+)

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I have a sneaking suspicion that the Nike/flag sneakers thing was a setup for a virtue signal.

I mean, why would such an openly anti-American corporation commission a flag sneaker design in the first place? They hate that flag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (AzW6q)

304
they actually write articles, published in "academic" journals, arguing that they should be PAID money for complaining, because complaining is "Emotional Labor" which is "slavery" unless it is properly compensated at a rate the complainer deems fair.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (PbpT7)


Yup. Exactly. And "Emotional Labor" is the brain child of upper middle class white feminists gender studies belly-button gazing.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (BD/yx)

305 287
No more Mazola for you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (H4VdJ)
And Land O' Lakes, that's right out! Don't be moving those knees of hers up under that butter box with a cut out flap to make it look like her boobies either.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (37IEG)

306 >>"Made", "up", and "word" are made-up words.


Reminds me of one of my favorite ever Scientist Quotes:

'Without water, most of California would be Desert.'

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (/O9R9)

307 err Mind melting

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (kbJA/)

308 294 I will now start referring to SJW's as Soy Justice Warriors.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (cF8AT)

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Wankers, not warriors.

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)

309 Can I still have land o lakes butter with the Indian babe on the package?

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (aFN7y)

310 Haggen Dazs is a made up name too. Just saying.
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Pffffft!

Posted by: Frusen Gladje at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (DKEfE)

311 All of Washington State should be off limits to those sensitive to cultural appropriation.

Tahoma
Tacoma
Puyallup...

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM


***
Washtucna...you haven't lived until you've had a beer there.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (axyOa)

312 We have Fry Bread!

Posted by: Snoqualmie Feather and Tomahawk Shop at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (88+cf)

313 @Jim_Jordan

Inspector General Horowitz is a professional. He's conducting a crucial investigation into FBI and DOJ misconduct.

But @RepAdamSchiff said his investigation is "tainted."

What's got Schiff worried?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (K/2j/)

314 "Somehow I'm a white male who's oppressing somebody and I don't understand what I can do"

LOL, there is nothing you can do. That's the point chump, welcome to the club.

Does anybody out there see the similarities between this and the Great Publix Klown War of 2019? Where you have two white males with impeccable progressive credentials getting railroaded by progressive POC who are just lashing out in incoherent and dishonest ways? The Squad calling Pelosi a racist a couple weeks ago, in one sense all the same. Frankenstein is starting to lose control of his monster. Progressive POC don't care if your grand mama is from Cuba or you're asexual or you have been a Democrat for 100 years or whatever. You are white and if you cross them you are racist. If they happen to ruin your life over lies them's the breaks.

I really hope we see more of this type stuff going forward.

Posted by: huh? at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (+B4Kf)

315 295 All of Washington State should be off limits to those sensitive to cultural appropriation.

Tahoma
Tacoma
Puyallup...
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (jUVms)

___

Seattle
Spokane
Walla Walla
Yakima....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

316 You don't have to go West to find Indian names. NJ's loaded with them.

Mahwah
Totowa
Ho Ho Kus
Towaco
Watchung
Teaneck

and 100's more.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (NFEMn)

317 Wonder what Zombie General Sherman would say to her??

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (90T4r)

318 Volunteers don't get paid.

Posted by: no good deed

They're volunteers because no one will hire them. They're incompetent.
- Francis X. Cross

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

319
Real name of a lake in MA.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Filled with rare, valuable gems, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (CDGwz)

320 hey want you to bend the knee and there is no other option.



I can think of an option or two.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:21 PM (K/2j/)



No, no. Kneeling is a more stable platform for aimed fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 02:25 PM (bcbK

For Marines yes, but not Army.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (n13/j)

321 We have Fry Bread!

Posted by: Snoqualmie Feather and Tomahawk Shop at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (88+cf)
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Get thee behind me, Satan!

Posted by: Woke Jesus at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (DuZls)

322 >>they actually write articles, published in "academic" journals, arguing that they should be PAID money for complaining, because complaining is "Emotional Labor" which is "slavery" unless it is properly compensated at a rate the complainer deems fair.



My kid made the same argument when he was ~4, although it was with much fewer words, and he wanted his payment in stuff like that cookie, or that toy at the store. He would unleash his "emotional labor" on me if he didn't get his way.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (bDqIh)

323 Seattle
Spokane
Walla Walla
Yakima....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

Pretty sure Walla Walla was made up by Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM (BJKQV)

324 Has Triggleypuff made any new appearances?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (JgA4k)

325 As Bradford and the squaw argue, Venezuela continues to be hell on Earth...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (kbJA/)

326 Wonder what Zombie General Sherman would say to her??


Appropriation is hell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (cux11)

327 I married my most recent ex wife up at Snoqualmie Falls Lodge. It really is a beautiful place but Washington state has been completely overwhelmed by Social Justice Wankers.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (Mo1SD)

328 308 294 I will now start referring to SJW's as Soy Justice Warriors.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM (cF8AT)

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Wankers, not warriors.
Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)

Soy Justice Wankers. Works for me.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)

329 81
Idaho funny enough is not an Indian name. It's a made up name that was aiming to sound Indian.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:04 PM (FiUMj)
No kiddin?
Posted by: DamnedYankee

It's across the river from Udapimpb.

The b is silent, or had better be.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (kfcYC)

330 Back at work and exhausted after cleaning up 5 downed trees from the Friday storm and parts of others. Plenty of firewood for the future. The highlight of my weekend was yesterday evening the humidity went away and it was GLORIOUS! My neighbor brought over some of his home brew which I usually get leery of as some folks don't seem to know how to make it. But it was ice cold and magnificent!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (H4VdJ)

331 Seattle
Spokane
Walla Walla
Yakima....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

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Exactly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (jUVms)

332 Frankenstein is starting to lose control of his monster. Progressive POC don't care if your grand mama is from Cuba or you're asexual or you have been a Democrat for 100 years or whatever. You are white and if you cross them you are racist. If they happen to ruin your life over lies them's the breaks.

I really hope we see more of this type stuff going forward.

Posted by: huh? at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (+B4Kf)

Huh, someone using Frankenstein to refer to Dr. Frankenstein instead of his monster.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (p997d)

333 I guess nobody can do a cover version of the old Hank Snow song-I've Been Everywhere.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (JgA4k)

334 Pretty sure Walla Walla was made up by Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM


Home of Adam West, aka Batman.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (axyOa)

335 Ball Waxing for the SJWhoring win

https://tinyurl.com/y38dewg3

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (JFO2v)

336 Seattle
Spokane
Walla Walla
Yakima....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

Wenatchee
Humptulips
Port Townsend...

wait

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (xPJvm)

337 Frybread..... sure fire way to have a Navaho woman physiology.... ( as in Grazing Buffalo Woman)....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (90T4r)

338 Pretty sure Walla Walla was made up by Bugs Bunny.

Abracapocus!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (kbJA/)

339 If a meteor struck that venue, the world would be a better place.

That, or we armed both sides.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (UWj8L)

340 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:28 PM

Beat me to it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (ejd/p)

341 There is a 'trail' the Indians (feather) were forced to take to Oklahoma. We have signs indicating some of its' route. The wording changed in the last ten years or so....


Some people say a can of spray paint can help you change it back ...

If I see any of those people, I'll press them for more details.

Posted by: Adriane the CCTV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (LPnfS)

342
Has Triggleypuff made any new appearances?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere


She has been judged to be too normal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (aKsyK)

343 282 The Bataan Tears March
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn)

I thought of that, but in the case of the Bataan Death March, the "March" is what conveys a continuing horror. "Trail" doesn't.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (BD/yx)

344 Huh, someone using Frankenstein to refer to Dr. Frankenstein instead of his monster.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (p997d)
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Yeah, sounds like he spilled his Monster on somebody.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (DuZls)

345 The town of Snoqualmie was the stand-in and filming location for Twin Peaks.

It's ~ 50 miles north of Seattle, if that helps set the scene here.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (7ykSj)

346 What's got Schiff worried?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (K/2j/)

He's been extremely quiet lately, hasn't he?

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (cF8AT)

347 I married my most recent ex wife up at Snoqualmie Falls Lodge. It really is a beautiful place but Washington state has been completely overwhelmed by Social Justice Wankers.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (Mo1SD)



Snoqualmie Falls!! Slowly I turned. Step by step. Inch by inch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (kw5n8)

348 >>Does anybody out there see the similarities between this and the Great Publix Klown War of 2019?


Yup - see #143

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

349 And Land O' Lakes, that's right out! Don't be moving those knees of hers up under that butter box with a cut out flap to make it look like her boobies either.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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Always a cheap thrill when I was a kid...or maybe it was last month. It's all becoming run together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (CDGwz)

350 Pretty sure Walla Walla was made up by Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:31 PM


Hell, when I was a kid I thought Rancho Cucamonga was a joke until a friend moved into the town next to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (ejd/p)

351 Seattle
Spokane
Walla Walla
Yakima....
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

Wenatchee
Humptulips
Port Townsend...

wait


Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM


Kalotus

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (axyOa)

352 Trigglypuff is busy off-loading 20 half gallon containers of Ben+Jerry in the Express Lane of the local Whole Foods.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (kbJA/)

353 those two phucksticks are probably married just a scam for attention from all those shitheads in attendance. fuck them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (KP5rU)

354 >>Filled with rare, valuable gems, I'm guessing.

I'm being oppressed by the white man.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (K/2j/)

355 Port Townsend...

wait
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (xPJvm)

____

The Townsend tribe has a glorious history.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (FiUMj)

356 This idiot sounds like if not for music he would be Adam Lanza.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

357 Wait I can get paid money to complain? Sign me up!

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (UNyae)

358 309 Can I still have land o lakes butter with the Indian babe on the package?
Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (aFN7y)

Also, am I allowed to use tortillas? Or pita bread? Can I make lasagna? Or since I'm Irish am I stuck with corned beef and potatoes the rest of my life?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

359 Bugs Bunny taught us about 65% of what we needed to know.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (/O9R9)

360 I hope for massive mortal injuries on both sides of the proggie sjw civil war.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (0OmEj)

361 Don't be moving those knees of hers up under that butter box with a cut out flap to make it look like her boobies either.
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That's a very...specific thing to know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (iB1oa)

362 The Townsend tribe has a glorious history.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (FiUMj)



They won't get fooled again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (kw5n8)

363 Well, I guess somewhere Chief Seattle is really pissed at all those smelly, white libtards appropriating his name...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (UWj8L)

364 For years, I thought that Rush Limbaugh made up Rio Linda.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (cux11)

365 352 Trigglypuff is busy off-loading 20 half gallon containers of Ben+Jerry in the Express Lane of the local Whole Foods.

not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (sGtp+)

366 Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (axyOa)

Sequim (pronounced "squim")

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (7ykSj)

367 Ball Waxing for the SJWhoring win

https://tinyurl.com/y38dewg3
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (JFO2v)


Use really hot wax ?

Posted by: Adriane the CCTV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (LPnfS)

368
In the 90s Hollywood aggressively promoted the idea that the Nuclear Family was not at all important, and maybe detrimental, to kids. And single moms were painted as brave, heroic wise-women.

It started with One Day at a Time in the 1970's.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (TAmPV)

369 344
Huh, someone using Frankenstein to refer to Dr. Frankenstein instead of his monster.



Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:32 PM (p997d)
it's pronounced Fraanken-Steen

Posted by: Dr. Frodrick Frankensteen at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (37IEG)

370 Puyallup.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (7ykSj)

371 358 309 Can I still have land o lakes butter with the Indian babe on the package?
Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 02:29 PM (aFN7y)

Also, am I allowed to use tortillas? Or pita bread? Can I make lasagna? Or since I'm Irish am I stuck with corned beef and potatoes the rest of my life?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

Potatoes aren't from Ireland.

Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (p997d)

372 Yup - see #143
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

Great minds think alike.

Posted by: huh? at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (+B4Kf)

373 Bugs Bunny taught us about 65% of what we needed to know.
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Like taking that left at Albukoikie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM (iB1oa)

374 Sequim (pronounced "squim")

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:36 PM


****

Some great seafood there.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (axyOa)

375 345 The town of Snoqualmie was the stand-in and filming location for Twin Peaks.

It's ~ 50 miles north of Seattle, if that helps set the scene here.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (7ykSj)

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It's Southwest of Seattle. But that's probably racist of me to point out

And wasn't Twin Peaks filmed in BC?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (FiUMj)

376 Wenatchee

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (xPJvm)

My husband always pronounces it Wenaaaaatchee. So of course every time I see it written that's what I hear in my head.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)

377 361
Don't be moving those knees of hers up under that butter box with a cut out flap to make it look like her boobies either.

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That's a very...specific thing to know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (iB1oa)
I was young once, and male.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (37IEG)

378 >>The Townsend tribe has a glorious history.


There's an excellent Documentary on them called Pictures of Lilly

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (/O9R9)

379 Cigar Store Indians most effected.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (UWj8L)

380 Also, am I allowed to use tortillas? Or pita bread?
Can I make lasagna? Or since I'm Irish am I stuck with corned beef and
potatoes the rest of my life?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

you know, those potatoes came from the New World. It is serious cultural appropriation if you asked me. And the Italians better give up tomatoes unless they want to be called colonizers.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (n13/j)

381 I learned more practical stuff from Foghorn Leghorn.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (RuIsu)

382 Wylie Coyote taught us that doing stupid things hurts

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (kbJA/)

383 Fuck them both, they'll never survive the Burning Times.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (prSvo)


But we will by using them as sandbags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (9Om/r)

384 And wasn't Twin Peaks filmed in BC?


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM


I thought most of it was filmed near Cle Elum.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (axyOa)

385 And Land O' Lakes, that's right out! Don't be moving those knees of hers up under that butter box with a cut out flap to make it look like her boobies either.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

LOL. Man, that brought back memories. Too funny. Helps to have an older brother to show you the important things in life!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (H4VdJ)

386 Now lemmee see.... can people of color eat white people food???? I need a ruling, Horde....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)

387 >>He's been extremely quiet lately, hasn't he?

I think this is the real reason they are dragging Mueller in to testify. They know what's coming and it's going to be ugly for them.

They are hoping for any kind of distraction they can get.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (K/2j/)

388 386 Now lemmee see.... can people of color eat white people food???? I need a ruling, Horde....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)

It's about to get super complicated in my house.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (Ez6QX)

389 Appropriate this asshole. But first you will blow me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (p0A33)

390 345 The town of Snoqualmie was the stand-in and filming location for Twin Peaks.

It's ~ 50 miles north of Seattle, if that helps set the scene here.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:34 PM (7ykSj)

Pet peeve. The entire State of Washington being described relative to its distance/direction from Seattle.

Doc -- Where did you say it hurt?
Patient -- about three feet nne of my crotch.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (BJKQV)

391 The left is exploding because there is almost nothing holding them together. Apparently according to many in the lgbtq community, Mayor Pete isn't gay... enough.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (kfcYC)

392 335 Ball Waxing for the SJWhoring win

https://tinyurl.com/y38dewg3
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2019 02:33 PM (JFO2v)

It's quite breathtaking...

Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

393
Or since I'm Irish am I stuck with corned beef and
potatoes the rest of my life?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

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I'm staking a claim, right now, to the Jewish delis. None of y'all can come in, all the bagels are belong to us.

I'm looking at you, Einstein's.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (AzW6q)

394 I won't be able to go to half the towns or half of the 11,00 lakes in Minnesota.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (H4VdJ)

395
Now lemmee see.... can people of color eat white people food???? I need a ruling, Horde....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)

two months in reeducation camp. or as some say, in the box.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (n13/j)

396 388 386 Now lemmee see.... can people of color eat white people food???? I need a ruling, Horde....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)

It's about to get super complicated in my house.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (Ez6QX)

Yeah... you know, everything needs a referee and a rule book anymore....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM (90T4r)

397 383 Fuck them both, they'll never survive the Burning Times.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 22, 2019 02:01 PM (prSvo)


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That made me LOL.

They will be the first to die.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 02:40 PM (jUVms)

398 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 02:30 PM (K/2j/)
*******
The IG report that is never coming that he has seen because he is going to be charged

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 02:40 PM (BqBId)

399 Now lemmee see.... can people of color eat white people food???? I need a ruling, Horde....
----
Use penicillin....polio vaccine...internal combustion engines...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 02:40 PM (iB1oa)

400 384 And wasn't Twin Peaks filmed in BC?


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM


I thought most of it was filmed near Cle Elum.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 02:38 PM (axyOa)

___

I could be wrong, but for some reason I thought it was filmed in Canuckistan.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:40 PM (FiUMj)

401 It's quite breathtaking...
Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 22, 2019 02:39 PM


We need to move on...

Posted by: Dr. Evil's group therapy leader at July 22, 2019 02:40 PM (ejd/p)

402 >>Apparently according to many in the lgbtq community, Mayor Pete isn't gay... enough.


'Two Knuckles, Bad.'

'Four Knuckles, Good.'

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 02:40 PM (/O9R9)

403 381 I learned more practical stuff from Foghorn Leghorn.
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (RuIsu)

382 Wylie Coyote taught us that doing stupid things hurts
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (kbJA/)

I think those classic cartoons taught a lot of useful lessons, and most of the younger generations are poorer for not having seen them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 02:41 PM (J+mig)

404 The Left has no intention of letting anyone live their lives the way they want to.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 02:41 PM (LPWLR)

405 OT - my mom got diagnosed with multiple myeloma in January of 2018. Went through 6 months of chemo and then a few months ago she had a stem cell collection to keep for when it comes back. She got a bone biopsy last week and the results show the cancer is 100% gone. Her oncologist says she probably will never need the stem cell transplant.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

406
Now lemmee see.... can people of color eat white people food???? I need a ruling, Horde....
Posted by: kraken


Collard greens

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 02:42 PM (aKsyK)

407 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 02:37 PM (FiUMj)

I'm an idiot. I even grew up there. Had it confused with Stevens pass, which I shouldn't have.

But nope, Sonqualmie for the exteriors. There's even a sign. https://welcometotwinpeaks.com/locations/snoqualmie-permanent-welcome-to-twin-peaks-sign/

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:42 PM (7ykSj)

408 >>The Left has no intention of letting anyone live their lives the way they want to.


'Sing on brother. Play on drummer.'

Posted by: Zombie Hendrix at July 22, 2019 02:43 PM (/O9R9)

409 Here's an Icelandic saga.

https://youtu.be/1bhncWR18yI

They've appropriated US V8s.
The winner must be from Southern Iceland.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

410 The Left has no intention of letting anyone live their lives the way they want to.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 02:41 PM (LPWLR)

Not stopping me from doing anything

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 02:43 PM (p0A33)

411 405 OT - my mom got diagnosed with multiple myeloma in January of 2018. Went through 6 months of chemo and then a few months ago she had a stem cell collection to keep for when it comes back. She got a bone biopsy last week and the results show the cancer is 100% gone. Her oncologist says she probably will never need the stem cell transplant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

Wonderful news!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 02:43 PM (a0IVu)

412
Oh, and since I'm white - I demand that all non-whites relinquish any technology developed from the first industrial revolution forward, since we invented all of it. Deal?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

413 Snoqualmie. Snoqualmie!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2019 02:43 PM (7ykSj)

414 >>I'm staking a claim, right now, to the Jewish delis. No