WH Chief of Staff Jon Podesta: "A Cult Worthy of Jonestown" Controls the House of Representatives
Progressive Barbara Walters: "We Thought [Barack Obama] Was Going to Be... the Next Messiah"

Wait, what? We're the Cult?

The White House's new chief of staff announced in an earlier interview his opinion that the House Republicans constitute a "cult worthy of Jonestown."

Politico reported that Podesta justified relentless (illegal) executive action by noting he was fighting a cult. And apparently there's a clause in the Constitution that gives the executive plenary power to fight cults.

In effect, I was told, it represents the clearest sign to date of the administration’s interest in shifting the paradigm of Obama’s presidency through the forceful, unapologetic and occasionally provocative application of White House power. Podesta, whose official mandate includes enforcement of numerous executive orders on emissions and the environment, suggested as much when he spoke with me earlier this fall about Obama’s team. “They need to focus on executive action given that they are facing a second term against a cult worthy of Jonestown in charge of one of the houses of Congress,” he told me.

Podesta has now apologized for the quote. Sort of. He apologized to John Boehner, and no one else.

"In an old interview, my snark got in front of my judgment. I apologize to Speaker Boehner, whom I have always respected," Podesta posted on his Twitter account.

Of course you do darling. The writer of the piece, Glenn Thrush, seemed to have Podesta's back when he clarified the statement was made before Podesta became chief of staff, earlier, a way way way long time ago, in the Fall. (PS, it's still fall.)

It's funny the left should mention cults. Because they seem to have created a large and powerful one.

PIERS MORGAN, HOST: You have interviewed every president of my lifetime. Why is Obama facing so much opposition now? Why is he struggling so much to really fulfill the great flame of ambition and excitement that he was elected on originally in 2009?

BARBARA WALTERS: Well, you’ve touched on it to a degree. He made so many promises. We thought that he was going to be – I shouldn’t say this at Christmastime, but – the next messiah.

Note that Barbara Walters prefaces this remark by saying she shouldn't say this at Christmastime-- she's quite aware of what she's saying, and the implications, and she's... comfortable with them.

It's not a throwaway line -- she realizes that saying she expected Obama to be the "next Messiah" suggests a divine nature, which is blasphemous, especially around Christmas.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM



Comments

1 But was WaWa wearing footy pajamas??

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:37 PM (fwARV)

2 We are The Cult

Sanctuaray-ay-ay-ay

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 01:38 PM (7ObY1)

3 Pederasta is just another extremely partisan shill lizard? Damn, I didn't see that coming...

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2013 01:38 PM (NDwST)

4 Oh you got that did you?

Babwa Wawa essentially admits what many of us were warning about in late 07...

This nation is engaged in direct heresy to Him....


Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:38 PM (9jfyN)

5 Podesta is a tool of the new Massa'

Posted by: Beto at December 18, 2013 01:39 PM (MhA4j)

6 So ...

... I guess we're all atheists.

Which means torture and burning at the stake is something Democrats and other Leftists will be comfortable with.

Posted by: John W. at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (PVBzL)

7 Look, the left KNOW they deify Obama. They're okay with it. The right doesn't, and that makes us racists, bigots, cultists, et al.

The media sees to that.

How ironic that those NOT in the cult are considered cultish.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (fwARV)

8 And they insist that they're the "Reality-based community."

Yep, no icky god-botherers in that group. Just some serious pro-science, Obamassiah worshipers is all.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (ruxvM)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (PYAXX)

10 Which means torture and burning at the stake is something Democrats and other Leftists will be comfortable with.

Posted by: John W. at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (PVBzL)

Not for treason. They're trying to get rid of the death penalty there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (fwARV)

11 We thought that he was going to be – I shouldn’t say this at Christmastime, but – the next messiah.


Who is this "we" you speak of, Baba?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (7ObY1)

12
Secondary interpretation, "We were told he was smart..."

Posted by: Beto at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (MhA4j)

13 Cargo Cult.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:41 PM (ruxvM)

14 I know I shouldn’t say this at Christmastime, but I love the coal industry.

Posted by: President Obama at December 18, 2013 01:41 PM (QF8uk)

15 Barbara Walters: "We Thought [Barack Obama] Was Going to Be... the Next Messiah"
uh hmm, I think the depictions of Obama in halos gave that away years ago.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:41 PM (nqBYe)

16 He is the exact POS phony I thought he was. What do I win?

Posted by: Beagle at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (sOtz/)

17 13 Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:41 PM (ruxvM)


You ever get the feeling they're all humming Bring back that loving feeling a lot in Moonbatovia?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (9jfyN)

18 uh hmm, I think the depictions of Obama in halos gave that away years ago.


Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:41 PM (nqBYe)























(that wasn't creepy and cultish at all!)

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (nqBYe)

19 Is Walters pushing some dogshit book or is she just trying to get people to pay attention to her pickled carcass? She was on Letterperv last night so she probably had to blow Paul Schaeffer and any of the band who could keep it up for the witch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (NDwST)

20 Obama = Messiah.
Biden = St Peter?
Podesta = St Paul?

Posted by: Havildar-Major at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (kduZC)

21 "We thought that he was going to be ..... the next messiah."


===================



No. "We" didn't. I didn't. No one here did either. "You" did.

I already have a Messiah. My Messiah can beat up your puny substitute and day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (P6QsQ)

22 oops.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (nqBYe)

23 "In an old interview..."

Man, that's old. It's at least 3 news-cycles back, man.


I hate this Administration and everything for which it stands.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (PYAXX)

24 What this country needs is a reminder from the Senate Majority Leader that the President of the United States is clean and articulate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (659DL)

25 Where's your Messiah now, liberals? Nyaaahh

Posted by: Edward G Robinson at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (NaTky)

26 Flannel pajama boy can dance to that song.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (MNq6o)

27 No one told Podesta it was a Dem congressman who was murdered in Jonestown, and a current Dem congresswoman was shot 5 times in the same incident.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (7ObY1)

28 Know which party I belonged to and which city most of my followers were from?

Hint - Harvey Milk died a few days after us because Jonestown put a halt to replacing resigned city supervisor Dan White.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (/Crba)

29 >>Look, the left KNOW they deify Obama. They're okay with it. The right
doesn't, and that makes us racists, bigots, cultists, et al.

That's why religious folk offend them.
We worship a higher power than Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (ruxvM)

30 i don't know how to looove him.

it would be hysterical if this were a group of teenagers , yet this is the MFM.
grown ups. yeah.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (nqBYe)

31 It's telling that with his numbers in free fall, the Chocolate Blunderfail brings in who? A guy with management chops? Crisis mgmt. skills? No. He calls in a guy who's delivered more bags of cash than a retired Brinks driver. It's politics 24/7 with these people.

Posted by: mc at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (lrfmC)

32 We worship a higher power than Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (ruxvM)

To be fair, my Christmas tree has lights that are a higher power than Obama.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (fwARV)

33 It goes with the lefties whining about people saying Jesus was white.

That scum doesn't believe in God, so why should they care?

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (VjL9S)

34
The Jonestown people were all for social justice -- just like Podesta and his fellow donks. Own it, assholes.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (h4eud)

35 He calls in a guy who's delivered more bags of cash than a retired Brinks driver. It's politics 24/7 with these people.

Posted by: mc at December 18, 2013 01:44 PM (lrfmC)

Gotta fund that 3rd presidential campaign somehow.

I'm only sort of kidding.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (fwARV)

36 Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm

Barrack Hussein Obama

Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm





.... and we're the cultists??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (nELVU)

37 I see ace is just culling from the comments now.

I'm fairly certain we've all said similar things about Podesta and BawBwa in the last few threads.
With almost the same wording .

(I do love this place.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (GaqMa)

38 We worship a higher power than Obama.

---

Hey, you get as high as me and you believe in Jah above, too!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (/Crba)

39
One word answer:

Projection

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (O3C36)

40 There is a cult, it is called power mad dictatorship. And as long as congress lets him get away with it he will go further and further.


His arbitrary increase in EPA regulations is totally illegal yet not one iota of effort has been made by the House leadership to stop him. They are more interested in ousting conservatives than they are fighting Obama.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (T2V/1)

41 >>You ever get the feeling they're all humming Bring back that loving feeling a lot in Moonbatovia?

Oh, yeah, totally. The remainder of Walters' comment forgives Him for failing because expectations were just too darn high. We failed him, Syrias, you guys.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:46 PM (ruxvM)

42 Apparently "occasionally provocative" is the new euphemism for "illegal and unconstitutional."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Somethingorother at December 18, 2013 01:46 PM (qyfb5)

43 Posted by: grammie winger at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (P6Qs

I assumed by "we" she was talking to Piers Organ and mean "us in the media."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 01:46 PM (GaqMa)

44 i don't know how to looove him.


What a fabulous song. I often listen to it while drinking my hot chocolate and wistfully dreaming that the ca-yute landscaper guy down the street might be "questioning."

Posted by: Footie Pajama Guy at December 18, 2013 01:46 PM (7ObY1)

45 Their higher power is of course solar and wind powered.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 01:46 PM (VndSC)

46 >>i don't know how to looove him.

Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:47 PM (ruxvM)

47 I guess he's talking about huge lib, Jim Jones. Right?


Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 01:48 PM (MNq6o)

48 Obama is the OLD messiah.

PajamaBoy is my new God.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 01:48 PM (+cx5n)

49 Makes even more sense that Phil Robertson went duck hunting instead of sitting down with Babwa Wawa.

Posted by: AMDG at December 18, 2013 01:48 PM (t7OO0)

50 Here's my real problem with this- and it's not with Obama. It's not like he's hidden his dictatorial tendencies.

No, my problem is with the Republicans in Congress not fighting the Imperial Decrees tooth and nail. If anyone has "Standing" to sue over these things, it's Congress. Why isn't John Boehner taking these to SCOTUS saying, "Hey, this isn't one of his enumerated powers!"*

*-Yes, I know the answer is that he's got less spine than a jellyfish.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:48 PM (PYAXX)

51 That white woman sounds kinda dumb to me.

Posted by: Jeantel at December 18, 2013 01:48 PM (JQuNB)

52 Jonestown isn't an apt comparison. Most of the folks at Jonestown were forced to drink the Koolaid. The GOP seems to try to commit suicide, willingly and often.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 01:49 PM (VndSC)

53 That white woman sounds kinda dumb to me.

That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:49 PM (fwARV)

54 53 Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:49 PM (fwARV) WUT!?!

//Sheila Jackson Lee

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:50 PM (9jfyN)

55 I guess he's talking about huge lib, Jim Jones. Right?

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 01:48 PM
-----------------------------

Yep. Socialist/Communist Jim Jones

Posted by: irright at December 18, 2013 01:50 PM (Ze8oh)

56 How utterly infuriating.

Not least because the monster Jim Jones and his insane "People's Temple" were from the very beginning creatures _of the political left_. Tone-deaf much?

The House should simply refuse to deal with Podesta and force Obama to find a replacement chief of staff.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 01:50 PM (gqT4g)

57 The GOP seems to try to commit suicide, willingly and often.

---

They are former members of our unit.

Posted by: Judean People's Front Suicide Squad at December 18, 2013 01:50 PM (/Crba)

58 " My Messiah can beat up your puny substitute and day of the week, and twice on Sundays."

I'm picturing Hulk HulkSmashing Loki "Puny God!"

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (hFL/3)

59 I see ace is just culling from the comments now.

Hey, the best comments deserve culling.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (QF8uk)

60 Your own Personal Jesus

Feeling's unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you believer
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Your own Personal Jesus
Reach out and touch faith

Posted by: Depeche Mode at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (ruxvM)

61 I hate fools that run around and worship stuff which doesn't matter
Oh, and Da BEARS!!

Posted by: Navypopojoe at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (wPCF5)

62 The House should simply refuse to deal with Podesta and force Obama to find a replacement chief of staff.

Yeah, but that would be mean/obstructionist/racist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (PYAXX)

63 The Cult of the Mocha Messiah
est. 2008

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (4df7R)

64
It looks like Twitter killed Slublog's tweet about footie pajama guy that featured Biden.

Anybody know where else I can view it?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (tOkJB)

65 59 Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (QF8uk)

as should be the worst Omega males...

Cull Cull....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (9jfyN)

66 Whew. Good thing there's a new thread. I was about to deny sleeping in a blue vest for some reason.

>>Note that Barbara Walters prefaces this remark by saying she shouldn't say this at Christmastime-- she's quite aware of what she's saying, and the implications, and she's... comfortable with them.

But January will be the perfect time to talk about Hillary! the Messiah!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (SUKHu)

67 I thought the same thing as this.

Their guy can do no wrong even if he lies to us it serves a greater purpose and we should be OK with it, and besides we are haters anyway out evil opinions don't matter only those who loved him from the beginning do. And we are in a cult?

Katy perry literally didn't invite her own parents to the inaugural after they asked cause they didn't vote for him, and said "how dare they!"......and WE are in a cult?

Fuck these people

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (NgtT+)

68 Jonestown isn't an apt comparison. Most of the folks at Jonestown were forced to drink the Koolaid.

Yeah, not an apt comparison to Republicans. Good thing there’s no political party that’s trying to force a very bad and expensive policy down the throats of the middle class.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (QF8uk)

69 You know you'd think they'd be embarrassed licking the boots of a mere man, but no they just tell eachother How could we Know? It's somehow the fault of a bitter clinger!

Doesn't he speak eloquently and have sharp creases? and didn't he say Hope and Change?
yes very messiach-i. Didn't he come with a book of his fathers?

sigh.
creeps.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (nqBYe)

70 Projection ain't just a river in Egypt. They always accuse others of what they're doing themselves.

Posted by: JohnJ at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (TF/YA)

71 Blasphemous to who, Ace? These are the people who booed the very name of God three times at their convention.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (zF6Iw)

72 I hate fools that run around and worship stuff which doesn't matter
Oh, and Da BEARS!!


I also hate fools that run around and worship the Bears.

Wait, I think something was lost in translation...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:52 PM (PYAXX)

73 13 Cargo Cult.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:41 PM (ruxvM)


Exactly.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 18, 2013 01:53 PM (VGjRo)

74 Vashta nailed it, above.

Projection. They say shit about us that they secretly despise about themselves. They know, deep down, that they shouldn't deify a politician or act all cultish about politics.

But they can't help themselves.

So, we have to be even worse offenders in order to assuage their guilty subconscious.

I don't know. It's a theory.

Posted by: Fred at December 18, 2013 01:53 PM (qBtUE)

75 I'm picturing Hulk HulkSmashing Loki "Puny God!"
Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (hFL/3)

------

I'll be chuckling over that visual all day.

Posted by: Cold Rage at December 18, 2013 01:53 PM (Dz/ZL)

76 They are just painting the targets. I talked about this yesterday at Da Tech Guy Blog. Link in nick.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (36Rjy)

77 Here's a quarter for the jukebox Babs.

-------


That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Losing my religion

Trying to keep up with you

And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I've said too much

I haven't said enough



I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I think I thought I saw you try



But that was just a dream

Try, cry, why try

That was just a dream

Just a dream

Just a dream, dream

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (nELVU)

78 Fuck Obama. Fuck the Democrats. Fuck anybody who voted for this fascist progressive fucktard.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (ZPrif)

79 These are the people who booed the very name of God three times at their convention.

Don't remind me. My blood-pressure just shot through the roof even thinking about that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (PYAXX)

80 Ace, you might want to point out that the original "Jonestown cult" was essentially a fundraising arm OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

Seriously:

Pic of Jim Jones and First Lady Rosalyn Carter:
http://tinyurl.com/m23c8u7

Pic of Jim Jones and Jerry Brown:
http://tinyurl.com/4lyntvj

Pic of Jim Jones and George Moscone (Dem mayor of SF):
http://tinyurl.com/mayhjon

Pic #2 of Jim Jones and First Lady Rosalyn Carter:
http://skcentral.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/normal_pic~0.jpg

Need I go on?

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (+cx5n)

81 I worship bears

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Footie Pajama Guy at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (7ObY1)

82 Walters also expressed surprise that Obama's d*** had a tobacco and mildly sulfuric aftertaste instead of the banana cream one she expected.

Posted by: Doug at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (ZdLhE)

83 Psalms 46:3 Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help.

2 Nephi 28:31 Cursed is he that putteth his trust in man, or maketh flesh his arm, or shall hearken unto the precepts of men, save their precepts shall be given by the power of the Holy Ghost.

Doctrine and Covenants 3:4 For although a man may have many revelations, and have power to do many mighty works, yet if he boasts in his own strength, and sets at naught the counsels of God, and follows after the dictates of his own will and carnal desires, he must fall and incur the vengeance of a just God upon him.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 01:55 PM (4QSOR)

84 Projection. They say shit about us that they
secretly despise about themselves. They know, deep down, that they
shouldn't deify a politician or act all cultish about politics.



But they can't help themselves.



So, we have to be even worse offenders in order to assuage their guilty subconscious.



I don't know. It's a theory.

Posted by: Fred at December 18, 2013 01:53 PM (qBtUE)


But a damn good theory, and most likely correct.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 01:56 PM (FMbng)

85 Jim Jones was a meglomaniac white dude claiming to be black.

Which side today has one of those as its leader?

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2013 01:56 PM (6UXQc)

86 These are the people who booed the very name of God three times at their convention.


After that, I was so sure Duh Won was toast. And yet The Stupid Party still couldn't beat the God-booers.

We're so screwed.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 01:56 PM (7ObY1)

87 For those who worship at the alter of Politics... he is the next Messiah....


In the original definition it meant one anointed with holy oil, thus blessed by God, to teach or rule...

But note, in Christian Mythology... and Islam too.... the Next Messiah, is a FALSE one...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 01:56 PM (lZBBB)

88 "...she realizes that saying she expected Obama to be the "next Messiah" suggests a divine nature, which is blasphemous, especially around Christmas."

Deeply disrespectful at the very least, and profoundly offensive to practising Christians, but what do THEY care about practising Christians?

Unfortunately, it must be said in her defence that the shrieking and mass hysteria that can be seen in videos of Senator Obama's pre-first-election rallies suggest she wasn't alone in her thoughts.

Posted by: perturbed at December 18, 2013 01:56 PM (TXq4O)

89 The House should simply refuse to deal with Podesta and force Obama to find a replacement chief of staff.



Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 01:50 PM (gqT4g)


If that, which is an excellent idea and has no chance of weeping Boehner to agree with it, happened McCain would be on every Sunday gab show making an even more ludicrous spectacle of himself complaining about the lack of civility to his friends on the other side of the aisle.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2013 01:56 PM (NDwST)

90 Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (nELVU)

---

Knowing the origin of this REM song makes it appropriate to use on lefties.


Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People, people
Throw your love around
Love me, love me
Take it into town
Happy, happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine

(chorus)
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

Everyone around, love them, love them
Put it in your hands
Take it, take it
There's no time to cry
Happy, happy
Put it in your heart
Where tomorrow shines
Gold and silver shine

(repeat chorus)

Hey, here we go!

(repeat chorus 4x)

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 01:57 PM (/Crba)

91 13 Cargo Cult.
Posted by: Lizzy


Barry O, He Go: the Cargo Cult Presidency of Barack Obama

http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2010/10/27/barry-o-he-go-the-cargo-cult-presidency-of-barack-obama/

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 01:57 PM (+cx5n)

92 Hard to figure why it feels like we are in the end times, considering this worship of anything BUT Our Lord.


Idiots, heretics and fabulists.

Posted by: tcn at December 18, 2013 01:57 PM (3kDQa)

93 look they thought they were getting an awesome deal ..
santa , tooth fairy, easter bunny ,and a messiah all rolled into one.

hope the halo is tilting.

quicker please!

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 01:57 PM (nqBYe)

94 Look in my eyes what do you see ? The cult of personality.


I like that Phil Robertson said that he would rather shoot ducks than do an interview with Barbara Walters, shit so would I

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 01:58 PM (nTgAI)

95 Reminds me of my frequent retort in 2007 when met with an Obama evangelist:

"No thanks, I already have a God."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 18, 2013 01:58 PM (lh89W)

96 92 Hard to figure why it feels like we are in the end times, considering this worship of anything BUT Our Lord.


Idiots, heretics and fabulists.

---

I am Obamandias!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 01:58 PM (/Crba)

97 Ahem.

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

Posted by: Living Colour at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (hFL/3)

98 @80 - I'm sure that if one went back through California history of the past forty years you'd find lots of similar examples with the Black Muslims, etc.

I wouldn't at all be surprised to find front operations for Mexican gangs and MS-13 funneling money into Dem pockets.

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (o+SC1)

99 hope the halo is tilting.

Frankly, I hope the Halo is firing...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (PYAXX)

100 Barbara proves again she's not an investigative journalist or even a credible reporter. She's silly and not serious.

Posted by: seems legit at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (A98Xu)

101 Obama's original birth certificate lists his name as "Emmanuel".

Posted by: grammie winger at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (P6QsQ)

102 >>Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 01:57 PM (+cx5n)

Ooh, I missed that one *toddles off to read it*

Posted by: Depeche Mode at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (ruxvM)

103 @94 - I'd rather shoot Barbara Walters than do an interview with ducks.

(Memo to NSA - that's a joke, son...)

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2013 02:00 PM (o+SC1)

104
Obama Cargo Cult:

Fat Stacks of Cash
Lobster for Michelle


Bring it -- and he will come....

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 02:00 PM (h4eud)

105 Is it bad that I kinda don't care about the Jonestown comment? Obviously I care in the "ha ha, yeah sure, WE'RE the cult" sense, but I'm pretty sure "drinking the Kool-Aid" is a pretty common political expression. I just can't muster any outrage.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:00 PM (qB8lN)

106 Pro-Jec-Tion... It isn't just for the movie theater.

Posted by: Ron at December 18, 2013 02:00 PM (6jOZn)

107 80 zombie at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (+cx5n)


No Zombie not at all...

//John Wayne Gacy

http://tinyurl.com/3hasod2

Rosy Carter and JWG

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:00 PM (9jfyN)

108 I'll aways remember the dem convention last year when the delegates denied God three times. It was the final wake-up call for me as to who these people really are.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (LVAyz)

109 100
Barbara proves again she's not an investigative journalist or even a credible reporter. She's silly and not serious.

Posted by: seems legit at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (A98Xu)


She never was anything more than a gossip columnist, interviewing the fluffiest of fluffy celebutards and passing it off as journalism.
Even her daughter said that all she could do was talk. Some mother, that.

Posted by: tcn at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (3kDQa)

110 These fucktards don't even miss reality.

That's the real shame...they're so comfortable in their echo chamber, and so reinforced by like-minded sycophants...it's impossible to force them to comprehend or understand rational discourse.

Posted by: akula51 at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (jr7h8)

111 Posted by: Living Colour at December 18, 2013 01:59 PM (hFL/3)

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I think you win.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (/Crba)

112 i'm sure the messiah is all about enrichening himself and his cronies.
and theft from others.
and droning other americans
and listening to your prayers and other thoughts from emails and phone calls.
and throwing obscure video guys in jail for the messiahs mishap.
and threatening journalists for speaking truthiness.
and dividing the country angrily by race and gender.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (nqBYe)

113 There's a mess here, all right; but no messiah!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (iQxYV)

114 Jeez, is there any psychotic murderer Roz Carter DIDN'T pose with?

The Zodiac Killer, maybe?

Son of Sam?

Charles Manson?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (7ObY1)

115 And how about that stupid Obama voter Peggy Noonan"In "the last few weeks" she noticed that the Obama admin is incompetent.Sharp gal.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (zqvg6)

116 Oh it's going to be an interesting year with the collapse of the insurance industry, the health care industry, the general economy, catastrophic unemployment and Podesta, Obama, and the democrat party calling the Tea Bagger Party 'a cult'.

Hell, it's going to be a very interesting three years. How soon do the arrests start? When do conservatives start getting arrested for defying our dear leader?

Posted by: ♪♪ Anticipation, is making me wait.♪♪ at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (W89r7)

117
Let me try that using better grammar (pain meds starting to work):

It looks like Twitter killed Slublog's tweet (that featured Biden) about the footie pajama guy.

Anybody know where else I can view it?

And to keep on topic:

I think Podesta was hired because Barky sees himself turning into a lame duck early because of the Obamacare disaster.

I mean Obama knows he'll still get lots of his wishes passed by our RINOs -- just not enough.

Obama's agenda is so big that he needs every trick he can come up with in order to satisfy himself.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 18, 2013 02:02 PM (tOkJB)

118 oh and using IRS to threaten and coerce those that disagree with you
very messiahi-sh

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 02:02 PM (nqBYe)

119 The Last Messiah healed the sick and raised Lazarus from the dead, Obama took away the health insurance coverage of millions of Americans. Same thing, right?/

Posted by: Speller at December 18, 2013 02:02 PM (J74Py)

120 114 Jeez, is there any psychotic murderer Roz Carter DIDN'T pose with?

The Zodiac Killer, maybe?

Son of Sam?

Charles Manson?

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Arafat?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:02 PM (/Crba)

121 I am Obamandias!

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 01:58 PM (/Crba)

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Hey !!!! You left out the "King of Kings" part.
I like the King of Kings part.....

Posted by: Barrack Obama at December 18, 2013 02:02 PM (nELVU)

122 It's not just Barack Obama they give a HUGE pass to. I work with lefties and a LOT of them just love Uncle Joe Biden. He's the lovable scamp that says what they're all thinking.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (2hTlI)

123 115 steevy at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (zqvg6)

In Peg's Defense she was just tossing David Brooks' Salad....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (9jfyN)

124 Zombie,just bringimng up cargo cults is racist.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (zqvg6)

125 My Messiah died to save mankind, her messiah lies to enslave mankind.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (eFYNk)

126 Anybody know where else I can view it?

It's at the Federalist link in the previous post.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (PYAXX)

127 but I'm pretty sure "drinking the Kool-Aid" is a pretty common political expression. I just can't muster any outrage.

Fun fact: It was actually FlavorAde.


I think Podesta is just wishcasting. He wants us all to FOAD, and we don't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (ZKzrr)

128 121 I am Obamandias!

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 01:58 PM (/Crba)

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Hey !!!! You left out the "King of Kings" part.
I like the King of Kings part.....

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Sure you don't mean King of Queens, Barry?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (/Crba)

129 Lobster for Michelle


(snatches lobster) Mine mine MINE!

(gobble gobble gobble snorf)

Posted by: Queen Heifertiti at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (7ObY1)

130 I think Podesta is just wishcasting. He wants us all to FOAD, and we don't.

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Podesta can feel free to go first.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (/Crba)

131 Several of the Horde members commented earlier on the Peggy Noonan piece in the sidebar. I had a busy morning and hadn't taken it in yet. I just had a spare minute to do so.

Holy mother of fail. Noonan makes Baba Wawa seem lucid.

"I would add that in recent weeks I have begun to worry about the basic
competency of the administration, its ability to perform the most
fundamental duties of executive management."

W. T. F.

In recent years, I have begun to worry about the basic
competency of Peggy Noonan, her ability to perform the most
fundamental duties of telling shit from Shinola.

Newsflash, Peggy dear: YOU ENDORSED AND VOTED FOR THIS INCOMPETENT, CORRUPT CREEP.

I recall the Noonan swoon over Obama, and I also recall Noonan's barely concealed horror upon contemplating Sarah Palin for the first time.

Oh gracious me! This woman from the frozen wastes actually _hunts animals_. She _shoots them with a *gun*_. And then she _feeds the meat to her family_. How embarrassing. Backward, primitive, declasse. Could you ever imagine such a cavewoman at a glossy Georgetown cocktail party? Horrifying! My dears, we simply must man the ramparts and defend sophisticated civilization by voting for Obama.

And yet the illiterate chillbilly bitch accurately predicted every single thing which Noonan now complains about from Obama. Utter bullshit. Time for Noonan to apologize to Palin, and retire from public commentary.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 02:04 PM (gqT4g)

132 @118 - Mohammed didn't have the IRS, so he just used swords.

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2013 02:04 PM (o+SC1)

133 130 Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (/Crba)

Never forget BBR
Nemo me impune lacessit

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:05 PM (9jfyN)

134 " I'll aways remember the dem convention last year when the delegates denied God three times. "

And yet Christians still voted for them. That blows my mind.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 02:05 PM (hFL/3)

135
BaBa WaWa will not receive her standard Christmas gift of cock due to her blasphemous diatribe. Miss WaWas can ride last year's Obama autographed sybian for the holidays.

Posted by: The North Pole Elves at December 18, 2013 02:05 PM (pJF+c)

136 anyway i'm sure Barbara Walters boss benefited greatly from Her Messiah, funny how that goes.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 02:05 PM (nqBYe)

137 Nemo me impune lacessit

Something about insulting a clownfish's lace wig?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (PYAXX)

138 Oh great, a former, well-paid Soros puppet calls conservative House members 'cultists'. Podesta is a shill, a paid mouthpiece for lefty billionaires. And now he's back in government, doing the sos. Crooks, thieves, and charlatans - all of 'em.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (HjPtV)

139 Ed, Slu's Biden photoshop:

pic.twitter.com/92zVCoPXqI

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (SUKHu)

140 You know, the rest of the lyrics are just as apt...


I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I told you one and one make three
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality

Posted by: Living Colour at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (hFL/3)

141 Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 02:04 PM (gqT4g)

Yeah, saw at Instapundit. Glenn's response was, basically: "bitch,what?"

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (36Rjy)

142 131 Wasn't Noonan the one who got realy angry because her husband thought Palin was atttractive and McCain picked her because he wanted to fuck her?

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (zqvg6)

143 I have not watched her or let her on my TV since about 2008 when she outed a 50 year old affair with the late Sen Brooks to sell books. As rich as she is she still hurt people to make more money.

Posted by: Madamex at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (islXR)

144
The GOP seems to try to commit suicide, willingly and often.



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They are former members of our unit.

Posted by: Judean People's Front Suicide Squad at December 18, 2013 01:50 PM (/Crba)








Splitters!

Posted by: Suicide Squad of the People's Front for Judea at December 18, 2013 02:07 PM (TIIx5)

145 The Last Messiah healed the sick and raised Lazarus from the dead, Obama took away the health insurance coverage of millions of Americans. Same thing, right?/


Can't raise 'em if they ain't dead yet.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 02:07 PM (qc7at)

146 Podesta didn't apologise for saying the Right was a cult.

He apologised to Boehner for slighting his authority over the House. Podesta still thinks the Tea Party / Liberty Caucus / anyone to Boehner's Right is bonkers.

If Boehner accepted this personal apology then Boehner accepts his premise.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 02:07 PM (iQxYV)

147 The Tiger Beat Media

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 02:07 PM (8ZskC)

148 Ok, Pixie, what did you do with my log in cookie?
Some type of form 834 incompatibility? That's your excuse?
You working for the government now?

Posted by: Whoa, Pixie ate my cookies at December 18, 2013 02:07 PM (W89r7)

149 Between this and what Gabe posted this morning, here's my question: when can we charge these people with treason? Because that's what this seems like to me.

And, yes... Barbara Walters' comment about how they thought obama was the next Messiah is just f'ed up.

Posted by: elaine at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (GNZ0/)

150 Podesta is a creepy looking little piece of shit isn't he?

Posted by: Jaimo at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (9U1OG)

151 I have not watched her or let her on my TV since about 2008 when she outed a 50 year old affair with the late Sen Brooks to sell books. As rich as she is she still hurt people to make more money.

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Not like it was a surprise to hear that Babs had the Jungle Fever to begin with.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (/Crba)

152 114 -

As far I know the zodiac killer has still never been identified, so youneverknow.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (vwxsR)

153 134 Lauren at December 18, 2013 02:05 PM (hFL/3)

It's the sign we are entering tribulation Lauren.

You've known me long enough here to know I'm far from a 7th Day Adventist but booing God thrice changed my perception...Apocalypse Right Ahead

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (9jfyN)

154 Considering that Jonestown was founded by a diehard socialist who intended it to become a socialist utopia, I find it hilarious that Podiatrista would choose to mention it in reference to Republicans. Jimmy Jones would have been a diehard fanboi for Obammy and his cronies.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:09 PM (4df7R)

155 I doubt anyone here has seen it, but being unemployed, I occasionally watch daytime TV, and yes, will take my thumb off the remote long enough to catch some Baba Wawa on the View.
I almost feel sorry for her. That interview is probably the most coherent I've seen her in a long time. She is not only batshit crazy, but I believe pretty senile at this point. Sometimes, you can watch the other "girls" fighting the urge to drag her offstage and put her down.
At this point, I'm really surprised she can string 3sentences together.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 02:09 PM (V6E6P)

156 That wasn't a nice thing that Podesta said about Harry Reid's Senate being a cult.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 18, 2013 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

157 Nemo me impune lacessit

Something about insulting a clownfish's lace wig?


No one insults me with immunity.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 02:09 PM (qc7at)

158 You've known me long enough here to know I'm far from a 7th Day Adventist but booing God thrice changed my perception...Apocalypse Right Ahead

Wars and rumors of wars.

Rivers of blood.
Sea boiling.
Dogs and cats, living together.
Mass hysteria.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (PYAXX)

159 137 AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (PYAXX)


or Ugg Boots...

Nobody harms me with impunity....


Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (9jfyN)

160 Posted by: Living Colour at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (hFL/3)


Damn, now I want to see the JEF on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (NDwST)

161 The left rejects conventional religion and they want to create their own god, their own messiah, and their own prophets - all in their own image. That's what all this comes down to.

Posted by: Havedash at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (gvqyH)

162 Remember the EPA secret agent? He got 32 months.

Posted by: Retread at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (G+w7R)

163 @131 - Peggy Noonan is the broken clock that's right twice a day.

Every now and then she sees the obvious and writes cogently about it.

And then the Beltway Dementia returns and she rejoins the herd. Like 'Creases' Brooks wailing about Obama not having the authority to make the trains run on time.

I really don't understand these people. Does proximity to authority really impair their judgment that badly, or are they just sticking the credibility-remover dildo up their asses to make a good show for the powerful?

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (o+SC1)

164 Yes, you are the cult. We follow the one true faith.

Posted by: John Podesta at December 18, 2013 02:10 PM (mYm3B)

165 BARBARA WALTERS: Well, you’ve touched on it to a degree. He made so many
promises. We thought that he was going to be – I shouldn’t say this at
Christmastime, but – the next messiah.





He made pwomises so that makes him a messiah? Brilliant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (1Jaio)

166 154 Considering that Jonestown was founded by a diehard socialist who intended it to become a socialist utopia, I find it hilarious that Podiatrista would choose to mention it in reference to Republicans. Jimmy Jones would have been a diehard fanboi for Obammy and his cronies.

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That doesn't even go into the whole Six Degrees game.

Jim Jones -> Dianne Feinstein, city supervisor of SF -> Obama

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (/Crba)

167 She never was anything more than a gossip columnist, interviewing the fluffiest of fluffy celebutards and passing it off as journalism.Even her daughter said that all she could do was talk. Some mother, that.
Posted by: tcn at December 18, 2013 02:01 PM (3kDQa)


---------------------------------------------------


But can she dance like me? Hoooo, baby! Do the squat and spread those legs!

Posted by: Katie Couric at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (LVAyz)

168 Posted by: elaine at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (GNZ0/)

Treason?


Right after they sign the Pacific Prosperity Treaty...

Now being 'sold' as a secret Free Trade Agreement... only 5 of 90 pages are about trade...

Others put various US Governmental functions under outside control....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (lZBBB)

169 She [Walters] never was anything more than a gossip columnist, interviewing the fluffiest of fluffy celebutards and passing it off as journalism.

One problem I have with her is she does both fluffy gossipy celebutard interviews AND serious interviews. She's interviewed Castro, the Shah of Iran, Boris Yeltsin, King Hussein of Jordan, Indira Gandhi, and Jiang Zemin.

She could have chosen to be a serious journalist.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (2hTlI)

170 Podesta's really going to be surprised when he sees the size of the "cult" after the 2014 elections.

Remind me again what political geniuses these guys are. The country is falling apart, healthcare is fucked beyond belief, world tensions are rising so what we really need now is a guy to walk around and say "Fuck you!" to everyone.

Why Podesta? Was everyone else in the Clinton Rolodex not returning calls? Was James Carville still booked on a ledge at Notre Dame Cathedral?


Posted by: B at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (5OEha)

171 138 And now he's back in government, doing the sos.

Teresa Heinz is going to be PISSED.

Posted by: akula51 at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (jr7h8)

172 It's the sign we are entering tribulation Lauren.

You've known me long enough here to know I'm far from a 7th Day Adventist but booing God thrice changed my perception...Apocalypse Right Ahead


Let the bodies hit the floor

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (qc7at)

173 152 BurtTC at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (vwxsR)

Well Graysmith says he knows in Zodiac Unmasked...

of course I think he is Jharles Chonson of the crime beat so...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (9jfyN)

174 Wasn't Noonan the one who got realy angry because
her husband thought Palin was atttractive and McCain picked her because
he wanted to fuck her?

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (zqvg6)


I think that was fatassed Kathleen Parker.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (NDwST)

175 142
131 Wasn't Noonan the one who got realy angry because her husband
thought Palin was atttractive and McCain picked her because he wanted to
fuck her?

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (zqvg6)
That was Kathleen Parker. I noticed that many of the negative responses against Palin from women were barely concealed jealousy. About 3/4s of them.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (36Rjy)

176 Conservatives criticize Boehner policy: Evil and Stupid.

Podesta compares Boehner to Crazy Murderous Scum: "Let's go out for a drink."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (OPzNA)

177 160 Posted by: Living Colour at December 18, 2013 02:06 PM (hFL/3)


Damn, now I want to see the JEF on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner.

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And another.
WHAT!
And another.
WHAT!
And another.
WHAT!
And another.
WHAT!
And another.
WHAT!

Etc.

Posted by: Stone Cold Steve Austin at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (/Crba)

178 Hey it's over the line to accuse Baba Waaters of "jungle fever". I'm sure she was in love with Brooks and was picking out wedding dresses...

Oh no, wait, that was Monica Lewinsky. Waaters was in it just for the cock.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (iQxYV)

179 Compare/contrast the way the left thinks of obama and the way they attacked Mr. T for making the fairly innocuous observation that gun violence in schools might be due, in part, to the removal of prayer in school. For that, the insane left went, well... insaner. Is that a word?

Posted by: elaine at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (GNZ0/)

180 In Peg's Defense she was just tossing David Brooks' Salad....

David Brooks is already getting a woodie thinking about Hillary's perfectly creased cankles.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (zF6Iw)

181 I thought Obama was a vapid political dilettante.

Amirite?

Posted by: wisenheimer at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (kidco)

182 But can she dance like me? Hoooo, baby! Do the squat and spread those legs!

Posted by: Katie Couric at December 18, 2013 02:11 PM (LVAyz)

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♪Everybody's Twerking For the Weekend!!!!♫

Posted by: Loverboy at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (nELVU)

183 1740175 Ah thanks,I confuse those two stupid bints sometimes.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (zqvg6)

184 114 - As far I know the zodiac killer has still never been identified, so youneverknow.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2013 02:08 PM (vwxsR)

Another look at Harry Reid ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (nTgAI)

185 #64 - doesn't Twitchy have all the pajama guy parodies listed there. I know I saw the Biden one.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (9U1OG)

186 Why Podesta? Was everyone else in the Clinton Rolodex not returning calls? Was James Carville still booked on a ledge at Notre Dame Cathedral?

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The only other people returning calls were Janet Reno and Al Gore's second chakra.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (/Crba)

187 Women (and men) like Walters make it that much harder for real interracial couples to be taken seriously.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (iQxYV)

188 Robert Graysmith is a charlatan. A flim-flam man and a known and proven liar. I once tried to highlight all the errors in his first Z book and my highlighter ran dry after a few pages.

The best Zodiac researcher I know of is Tom Voight.

But for God's sake please don't listen to Graysmith. Do some research.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (7ObY1)

189 It's not a throwaway line -- she realizes that saying she expected Obama to be the "next Messiah" suggests a divine nature, which is blasphemous, especially around Christmas.

Also, it's not "blasphemous" its "heretical."

Blasphemy is claiming that you, yourself, are God.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (PYAXX)

190 The writer of the piece, Glenn Thrush, seemed to have Podesta's back







Napoleon Solo: That Thrush is a douche

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (1Jaio)

191 Barbara Wa Wa? Is this the same woman that was fucking a Black Senator while he was married and wanted him to leave his wife?

That Barbara Wa Wa? Yeah, she's got class.

http://tinyurl.com/5d58c5

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (0FSuD)

192 For that, the insane left went, well... insaner. Is that a word?

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It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (/Crba)

193
126
...
It's at the Federalist link in the previous post.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:03 PM (PYAXX)


Nope -- the link goes to a Twitter page that says the page doesn't exist.

It looks like Twitter has taken upon itself the duty to censor sacrilegious embarrassing posts about The Messiah.

Y'know -- the kind of shit cults do.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (tOkJB)

194 If Obama is the Messiah, give me Barabbas.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (OPzNA)

195 #64 - it's still at Twitchy I just checked.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (9U1OG)

196 158 -

I'm sorry your girlfriend was turned into a dog.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (vwxsR)

197 194 If Obama is the Messiah, give me Barabbas.

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He's a wobber! And a wapist! And a pickpocket! *smacked upside the head*

Posted by: Jewish crowd at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (/Crba)

198 Guess Podesta missed the unveiling of the Messiah Tapestry at the Embassy of Barack Obama in London.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (rznx3)

199 @193: Yeah, I never was able to see Slub's post either, and his own links to it are even broken.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (B/VB5)

200 Nope -- the link goes to a Twitter page that says the page doesn't exist.

Huh... I saw it earlier.

Let me see if'n I can find it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (PYAXX)

201 All liberals are looking for a messiah. That's because all liberals are a) irreligious, b) unhappy.

Posted by: Caliban at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (2ArJQ)

202 Waaters was in it just for the cock.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (iQxYV)

So to speak.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:15 PM (36Rjy)

203 29 >>Look, the left KNOW they deify Obama. They're okay with it. The right
doesn't, and that makes us racists, bigots, cultists, et al.

That's why religious folk offend them.
We worship a higher power than Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:44

I'm sure someone else said it, but THIS^^^^^

Posted by: elaine at December 18, 2013 02:16 PM (GNZ0/)

204 Well Graysmith says he knows in Zodiac Unmasked...

A lot of people think Graysmith's full of shit. But that's a topic for another day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:16 PM (zF6Iw)

205 188 BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 02:14 PM (7ObY1)

Oh I am not a huge fan of Graysmith...

Inspector Clouseau the Cartoonist

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:16 PM (9jfyN)

206 I noticed that many of the negative responses against Palin from women were barely concealed jealousy. About 3/4s of them.


Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:12 PM (36Rjy)


Totally this.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 02:16 PM (FMbng)

207 I still see it.

http://thefederalist.com/2013/12/17/ dozen-funniest-variations-obamas-pajama-boy-propaganda/

(there's an extra space there so I don't break the blog. I hope).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:16 PM (PYAXX)

208 204 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:16 PM (zF6Iw)

Tom Voight>Bob Graysmith I am not in the habit of using Jharles Chonson as a positive comparatory point.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:17 PM (9jfyN)

209 The cult comment is as boring as it is obvious. Since the Left rejects outright the concept that the Right comes to its beliefs based on reason, then all that's left is religious belief.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 02:17 PM (VtjlW)

210 Who knows, Barbara Wa Wa is Jewish.

Maybe she'd never seen a 12 inch uncircumcised Black dick and just fell in love?

It happens.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:17 PM (0FSuD)

211 #122

Randomly processing the words "I like cheese!" is not to be mistaken for thinking.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (bPxS6)

212 187
Women (and men) like Walters make it that much harder for real interracial couples to be taken seriously.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 02:13 PM (iQxYV)
Any couple--interracial or otherwise--who gets together for the purpose of "being taken seriously" is doomed.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (36Rjy)

213 Women (and men) like Walters make it that much harder for real interracial couples to be taken seriously.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby

The "scandal" wasn't Walters having sex with a man of color. The real scandal was Walters having sex with a man of the Republican Party.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (HjPtV)

214 Progressive-leftists loved Jim Jones. Willie Brown (speaker of the Cali assembly) was one of just a host of notable San Francisco Democrats figureheads associate with Jones.

Leftist progressives hailed Jim Jones and considered him a free-thinking post-hippie spiritualist leader. Jones hooked up with Glide Memorial Church and distributed food and ran a soup kitchen in the mission district ( kinda how the SLA used the free food stunt with Patty Hearst.

Jones consolidated and grew hiw membership in the SF Bay Area.

Other freaky shit during the era was the SLA and Synanon. Synanon was well regarded proressive liberals, George Lucas even used the shaved-head freaks from Synanon as extras in his first directorial film debut THX-1138.

California was a hotbed of insanity during the 70's. SLA, hippie communes in the Santa Cruz mountains, Synanon, Patty Hearst getting all terrorist with Donald DeFreeze. The LAPD burning down the SLA hideout and roasting DeFreeze.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (fGPLK)

215 Ed, I posted the link direct to Twitter up above somewhere:

pic.twitter.com/92zVCoPXqI

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 02:19 PM (SUKHu)

216 To the BIRTmobile!

Posted by: Genesis Hernadez at December 18, 2013 02:19 PM (P6QIG)

217 Wait.

Wa Wa thinks this Black president is the Messiah?

Wonder what' she's dreaming about?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:19 PM (0FSuD)

218 210 Who knows, Barbara Wa Wa is Jewish.

Maybe she'd never seen a 12 inch uncircumcised Black dick and just fell in love?

It happens.

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Not sure about that, but her whoring around with Sen. Brooke sure plays into the speculation that she was "Deep Throat" during the Nixon Administration, at least before a dementia-suffering Mark Felt's family outed him for the money.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:19 PM (/Crba)

219 Going back to your previous expression on this shit, it's time we demanded that GOP leadership call out the White Jouse for these slurs and attacks

Posted by: Rory at December 18, 2013 02:20 PM (2jk3o)

220 41
>>You ever get the feeling they're all humming Bring back that loving feeling a lot in Moonbatovia?

Oh,
yeah, totally. The remainder of Walters' comment forgives Him for
failing because expectations were just too darn high. We failed him,
Syrias, you guys.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:46 PM (ruxvM)
While the libs are humming that song, Barry is humming Mac Davis right back at them:
Baby, baby don't get hooked on me.

Baby, baby don't get hooked on me.

'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free.

Baby, baby don't get hooked on me.

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2013 02:20 PM (BF+2f)

221 218 That was my nickname for her,"Deep Throat".
Senator Brooke

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:20 PM (zqvg6)

222 So Podesta is putting it out for all to see that the Obama admin can violate the Constitutional separation of powers because it believes a non-compliant House of Representatives is irrelevant. Is there a single direct report to the President who isn't a criminal?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (9eDbm)

223 Abby Hoffman was mixed up with Jim Jones and the SLA and used his farmhouse in upper NY(?) to hide SLA terrorists.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (fGPLK)

224 Maybe she'd never seen a 12 inch uncircumcised Black dick and just fell in love?

His bottom half is his white half. And he's very sensitive about it.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (B/VB5)

225 Bob Dylan: You have to serve somebody:

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Obama has made his choice as have his cultish followers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (BC6cY)

226 His bottom half is his white half. And he's very sensitive about it.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (B/VB5)

Reggie, we talking about Sen Brooks, R MA, not your bitch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:22 PM (0FSuD)

227 Is there a single direct report to the President who isn't a criminal?

BO. Maybe.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 02:22 PM (ZKzrr)

228 So Podesta is putting it out for all to see that the Obama admin can violate the Constitutional separation of powers because it believes a non-compliant House of Representatives is irrelevant.

"He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people." ~Some Document Written By Long-Dead White Guys.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:23 PM (PYAXX)

229 Lets get serious here, obama has no dick.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 02:23 PM (FMbng)

230 California was a hotbed of insanity during the 70's.
Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (fGPLK)


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Was? I don't think it ever left.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:23 PM (LVAyz)

231 227 Is there a single direct report to the President who isn't a criminal?


His mother in law that lives down the hall in the WH?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:23 PM (0FSuD)

232 227
Is there a single direct report to the President who isn't a criminal?

BO. Maybe.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 02:22 PM (ZKzrr)
There use to be, but they were rail-roaded out of the military.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:24 PM (36Rjy)

233 Baraka can't dance,has no athletic ability,I'm going to guess that his imperious dick would dissapoint his groupies if they saw it.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:24 PM (zqvg6)

234 His bottom half is his white half. And he's very sensitive about it.


Posted by: Reggie Love at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (B/VB5)

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Dammit.
Diet Dr Pepper..... meet Monitor.

Posted by: Loverboy at December 18, 2013 02:24 PM (nELVU)

235 230 California was a hotbed of insanity during the 70's.
Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (fGPLK)


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Was? I don't think it ever left.

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I think there was a saying about how every loose screw or nut that wasn't tied down ended up rolling toward California in those days.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:24 PM (/Crba)

236 Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 02:00 PM (9jfyN)

I don't think Gacy makes the same point that zombie makes with Jim Jones.

Gacy was a Democrat fanboi but Jim Jones was involved in party circles and, yes, raised money for them.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 02:25 PM (T0NGe)

237 A lot of people think Graysmith's full of shit. But that's a topic for another day.


He is full of shit.

We'll have to cover this another day.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 02:25 PM (7ObY1)

238 Lets get serious here, obama has no dick.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 02:23 PM (FMbng)



From the waist down he's actually a Fiji Mermaid. Truth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:25 PM (4df7R)

239 California was a hotbed of insanity during the 70's. SLA, hippie communes in the Santa Cruz mountains, Synanon, Patty Hearst getting all terrorist with Donald DeFreeze. The LAPD burning down the SLA hideout and roasting DeFreeze.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (fGPLK)


And during the late '60s, as written about in Ed Sanders' The Family. Just look up The Process Church of the Final Judgement to see the kinds of craziness there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:25 PM (zF6Iw)

240 California was a hotbed of insanity during the 70's.
SLA, hippie communes in the Santa Cruz mountains, Synanon, Patty Hearst
getting all terrorist with Donald DeFreeze. The LAPD burning down the
SLA hideout and roasting DeFreeze.


Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:18 PM (fGPLK)



There's not a lot of difference between the SLA and the Obama administration

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 02:26 PM (1Jaio)

241 I dunno, maybe it's the geek in me but I keep thinking of that scene in the Avengers movie when the Hulk picks up the villain, Loki, by his feet and beats him into the concrete floor. Lumbering away, the Hulk says, 'Puny god.'

Puny god.

Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (O66NZ)

242 230

California today isn't even close to the crazy it was during the late 60's to mid 70's.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (fGPLK)

243 "Podesta has supported efforts from the UFO research community to pressure the United States government to release files to the public that could bring light on the simmering allegations of conspiracies and cover-up of the issue. At a 2002 news conference organized by Coalition for Freedom of Information Podesta stated that, "It is time for the government to declassify records that are more than 25 years old and to provide scientists with data that will assist in determining the real nature of this phenomenon." -Wikipedia



But we're the crazy ones. Got it.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (qB8lN)

244 Abbie Hoffman was from my childhood neighborhood. Couple of my high school teachers were friends with him when he committed suicide. One of them threw a purple-faced rage fit at me when I dared mock the Hoff.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (ZshNr)

245 California today isn't even close to the crazy it was during the late 60's to mid 70's.
Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (fGPLK)


Yeah but now they're run by the crazy.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (T0NGe)

246 There's not a lot of difference between the SLA and the Obama administration

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 02:26 PM (1Jaio)

Oh yes there is. You are paying Obama's guys.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (0FSuD)

247 Podesta is just pissed he missed Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (wAQA5)

248 Lets get serious here, obama has no dick.

Well that's what I heard!

Posted by: DOCTOR Peter Venkman at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (B/VB5)

249 "Journey to Nowhere" by Shiva Naipaul (deceased) is a good account of Jim Jones' life and the atrocities in Guyana.

Used copies on Amazon start at .01 plus shipping.

Posted by: boniface ballers at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (l3RZ9)

250 There's not a lot of difference between the SLA and the Obama administration



Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 02:26 PM (1Jaio)



Oh yes there is. You are paying Obama's guys.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:28 PM (0FSuD)


There's that but I meant philosophy and political goals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 02:29 PM (1Jaio)

251 Abbie Hoffman was from my childhood neighborhood. Couple of my high school teachers were friends with him when he committed suicide.

Are were *sure* he didn't commit suicide because his parents named him "Abbie?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:29 PM (PYAXX)

252 "I have right here the hammer that drove the nails, and the nails themselves, and a piece of the Second True Cross (tm), from the crucifixion of Barack Obama, our First Retarded, Communist, Ghey, Fuckhead President (tm) after His impeachment. Step right up and bid!!!!!"


/blasphemy - OFF

Posted by: Sharkman's Traveling Cult-ocracy at December 18, 2013 02:29 PM (TM1p8)

253 So would it be safe to say the Obama Administration is "a cult worthy of Hale-Bopp?" Cause I'm thinking they're a little too wild-eyed and woolly going forward.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (UzPAd)

254 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (4df7R)

255 Gov Christie FTW:

pic.twitter.com/yhtwDpy2cQ

h/t Twitter

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (SUKHu)

256 California today isn't even close to the crazy it was during the late 60's to mid 70's.
Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (fGPLK)


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Oh, really? I think all the crazies just wised up, got a marxist education, put on tailored suits and became politicians. The crazy is still there, just under a different cover.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (LVAyz)

257 I am Obamandias!

Look upon my works, ye taxpayer, and despair!

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fify

Posted by: irright at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (Ze8oh)

258 #240

Just some time marching through the institutions. People who would once have been openly mocked by even the MSM for thinking they could run for public office are instead treated as those old acts of domestic terrorism is just water under the bridge.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (bPxS6)

259 California today isn't even close to the crazy it was during the late 60's to mid 70's.



Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (fGPLK)


Different kind of insanity... but IMO worse.

In the 60's and 70's, when I grew up here, it was the people who lived here going nuts...

Now? Its immigrants and the Cali Government that is nuts...

In the 60's and 70's? If you were normal, you could avoid the pockets of crazy....

Now, its everywhere, by Government Decree.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (lZBBB)

260 And yet the illiterate chillbilly bitch accurately predicted every single thing which Noonan now complains about from Obama. Utter bullshit. Time for Noonan to apologize to Palin, and retire from public commentary.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 02:04 PM

THIS^^^^^

Not just Noonan, either, but every single pundit who went on about how stupid Palin was. She sure knew more than all of them combined, and that includes Krauthammer and Kristol on Fox.

Posted by: elaine at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (GNZ0/)

261 Yeah - the Mansions, the Zodiac killer and the two guys near Clear Lake with the slaves and torture dungeon.

Lenard Lake and Charles Ng? something like that.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (fGPLK)

262 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years
that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise
leftwing in nature?


Scientology? Not that they're all that major these days.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (B/VB5)

263 254 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?


Have I talked to you about Herba Life?


Just kidding.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (0FSuD)

264 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (4df7R)


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Their compound was a commune. That should tell you everything.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:32 PM (LVAyz)

265 Scientology? Not that they're all that major these days.

I think they're actually pretty leftist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:32 PM (PYAXX)

266 Projection is an important aspect of the leftist mindset.

Posted by: joncelli at December 18, 2013 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

267 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years
that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise
leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?

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Amway.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 02:33 PM (nELVU)

268 Projection is an important the primary aspect of the leftist mindset.

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:33 PM (PYAXX)

269 Scientology? Not that they're all that major these days.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (B/VB5)


Can you count them as a cult? Crazy religion based on the writings of a sex-crazed sci-fi author... Yeah, I guess so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:33 PM (4df7R)

270 That is a young John Podesta in the pajama suit.

Posted by: nannyhag at December 18, 2013 02:34 PM (39IHH)

271 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years

that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise

leftwing in nature?


Bieber Fever?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 02:34 PM (ZKzrr)

272 243 Just on a lark I went to one of those UFO sites,not only are they nuts about aliens they are leftist nuts.Democrat Presidents aren't informed about aliens,Cheney and GHW Bush know more about aliens than anyone etc.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:34 PM (zqvg6)

273 Lenard Lake and Charles Ng? something like that.

Got it. And they only got busted because Ng stole something from a hardware store.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:34 PM (zF6Iw)

274 Completely OT.

I'm hungry.

And I never got those Oreos yesterday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:35 PM (PYAXX)

275 Podesta was brought in the same way Stalin brought in Felix. Radical change has to happen even if it comes to the need for emergency powers, blackmail, threats and violence. But like all good marxists, they need a pure member of the party to ensure everyone complies. Obama needs a refresher course in the struggle and Jarrett needs to put the party before her bourgeois corruption.

Another fun fact: Just as everyone started dying Jim Jones entrusted a few close aides with the entire financial treasure of the cult. They were ordered to take it to the Soviet embassy as a gift.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 18, 2013 02:35 PM (xERlB)

276 Remember, she is an unbiased journalist doing straight news. Not one of those icky pundits letting their biases get in the way of The Truth.

Posted by: Joe at December 18, 2013 02:35 PM (9r3GM)

277 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature?


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Little Green Snotballs. Oh........wait.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:36 PM (LVAyz)

278 Democrat Presidents aren't informed about aliens,Cheney and GHW Bush know more about aliens than anyone etc.

I'm going to apply the same logic here that worked against Palestinian complaints that Jooooooos were using The Warcock's earthquake machine to fuck with the al-Aqsa mosque: if you think someone has that kind of power, why are you picking a fight with them?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:36 PM (B/VB5)

279 267 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years
that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise
leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?

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Amway.

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Depends... is the Church of Scientology considered to be leftist or just thieves?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:37 PM (/Crba)

280 Scientologists aren't Left or Right--just Crazy


and if Baba Wawa is a witch, may she be burned at the stake?


Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 18, 2013 02:37 PM (omBWL)

281 Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin were the perfect pitchment for the flower movement--two more self-serving hucksters you will never find. At least Charles Reich was sincere, although come to think of it that's kind of scary.

Posted by: Caliban at December 18, 2013 02:37 PM (2ArJQ)

282 I think all the stops are out now. They will lung for full dictatorship in all but name, and we will be shocked by how fast and easily they do it. There will be no meaningful opposition.

Posted by: whoever at December 18, 2013 02:37 PM (zu9Ee)

283 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (4df7R)

I think depending on your definition of "cult," it's pretty much exclusively leftist. After it, it takes a certain kind of person to say: "I want to join a new religion, but not with that Jesus guy or gods or something. Add some space aliens."

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:38 PM (qB8lN)

284 "Projection is an important the primary aspect of the leftist mindset."

Kudos to you both, exactly what I was coming in to post. They scream just oh so shrill with their panties in such a WAD at the very thing in which they actively engage.



Posted by: michael eiseman at December 18, 2013 02:38 PM (DQ5Fl)

285 The government of Germany considers Scientology to be a cult.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:38 PM (zqvg6)

286 I think they're actually pretty leftist.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:32 PM (PYAXX)

L. Ron Hubbard is/was pretty much unclassifiable politically. I mean, how do you go about assigning political affiliation to meglomaniacal cult leaders whose followers believe they're gods and who would lie, cheat, steal and kill upon their command? 'Democrat' and 'Republican' are a little narrow for that sort.

Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:39 PM (O66NZ)

287 The hale-bop comet cult in San Diego was probably leftist oriented

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:39 PM (fGPLK)

288 285 The government of Germany considers Scientology to be a cult.


Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:38 PM (zqvg6)


The Government of England considers it a religion...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 02:40 PM (lZBBB)

289 Blue (State?) Oyster Cult.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 02:40 PM (ZshNr)

290 Scientology? Not that they're all that major these days.


Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:31 PM (B/VB5)
Joined forces with the Nation of Islam.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:41 PM (36Rjy)

291 Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:39 PM (O66NZ)

Yes.... its vewy... ronery....

Posted by: North Korean Political cult leader at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (lZBBB)

292 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature?

Mary Kay?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (zF6Iw)

293 The Blitzkrieg-bop contingent was leftist.

Posted by: nannyhag at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (39IHH)

294 The hale-bop comet cult in San Diego was probably leftist oriented
Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:39 PM (fGPLK)

Again, I don't think cults think or act politically, or think or behave in those terms. Self-castration is not a common practice even among liberals.

Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (O66NZ)

295 my totally unique perspective is that this is some sort of projection, probably brought about by being insane.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (QxSug)

296 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (zF6Iw)

Touche.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (PYAXX)

297 Mary Kay?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (zF6Iw)


Mary Kay and Avon are all about the capitalism, so no. lol

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:43 PM (4df7R)

298 Eh....the deification doesn't bother me, as long as they follow through with it and crucify him on April 18th, 2014.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 02:43 PM (QFxY5)

299 It's just politics. We're not doing anything that other administrations haven't done. Ask any member of the press.

Posted by: Adolph Hitler at December 18, 2013 02:43 PM (bvuZi)

300 Me, as in you had certain disadvantages.
Podesta, disadvantages?
Me, well, you're insane.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at December 18, 2013 02:43 PM (QxSug)

301 288 285 The government of Germany considers Scientology to be a cult.


Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 02:38 PM (zqvg6)


The Government of England considers it a religion...

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FYI - The government of England considers Jedi Knight to be a religion because too many people put it down on census forms.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:43 PM (/Crba)

302 Joss Whedon fans?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 02:44 PM (ZshNr)

303 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:30 PM (4df7R)
*********
the left will always have Eric Rudloph

Posted by: oeJay44incday at December 18, 2013 02:44 PM (QxSug)

304 The Blitzkrieg-bop contingent was leftist.

Au contraire. Johnny Ramone's one of us.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 02:44 PM (ZKzrr)

305 I dunno, maybe it's the geek in me but I keep thinking of that scene in the Avengers movie when the Hulk picks up the villain, Loki, by his feet and beats him into the concrete floor. Lumbering away, the Hulk says, 'Puny god.'

Puny god.
Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (O66NZ)


I still have the image of Loki in a Santa hat in my head.


Yes, it's as funny as you think.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 02:44 PM (VtjlW)

306 Again, I don't think cults think or act politically, or think or behave in those terms.

I guess it depends on how you define "politically."

Inasmuch as they tend to be totalitarian (under the Cult Leader) and communist, they're "leftist." That is not necessarily the same as them actively pursuing any political goal or policy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:44 PM (PYAXX)

307 Bringing in Podesta signals Obama's intention to double down on all the stuff we hate. In fact Podesta said as much himself. Going to be a fun three years. Stock up on the booze.

Posted by: Caliban at December 18, 2013 02:45 PM (2ArJQ)

308 There was another odd leftist cult in Keeler, Calif. They dug a massive hole in the ground and then stacked rail cars in the pit and lived there for 10 or so years.

I've been there, the pit and rail cars are gone but some of the hippies still live in Keeler. It's pretty odd town. Think driftwood art near Death Valley.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:45 PM (fGPLK)

309 #294

Have you met the latest representative of Obamacare? #PajamaBoy


Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 02:45 PM (bPxS6)

310 16 He is the exact POS phony I thought he was. What do I win?

Posted by: Beagle at December 18, 2013 01:42 PM (sOtz/)

404care

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2013 02:45 PM (HtUkt)

311 I think all the stops are out now. They will lung for full dictatorship in all but name, and we will be shocked by how fast and easily they do it. There will be no meaningful opposition.

Posted by: whoever at December 18, 2013 02:37 PM (zu9Ee)


I fervently wish and hope that, should they do such a thing, there will be enough patriots in this country to make them very sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:46 PM (zF6Iw)

312 Joss Whedon fans?

Quite a few of them follow Whedon's lead and are hardcore leftists. But yeah, there are large conservative and libertarian contingents too.

On the plus side, Whedon promotes pretty much the only feminist organization in the US that protests against Muslim treatment of women, but that was likely by accident.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:46 PM (B/VB5)

313 305 I dunno, maybe it's the geek in me but I keep thinking of that scene in the Avengers movie when the Hulk picks up the villain, Loki, by his feet and beats him into the concrete floor. Lumbering away, the Hulk says, 'Puny god.'

Puny god.
Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (O66NZ)


I still have the image of Loki in a Santa hat in my head.


Yes, it's as funny as you think.

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Him with a Rudolph nose works, too, considering those damn antlers on his hat.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:46 PM (/Crba)

314 >>Barry O, He Go: the Cargo Cult Presidency of Barack Obama




Excellent post, Zombie!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 02:47 PM (ruxvM)

315 Someone get a hold of #Pajamaboy. Walmart has a Christmas sale going on Size-30 waist Pull-Ups.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 02:47 PM (VndSC)

316 Again, I don't think cults think or act politically, or think or behave in those terms. Self-castration is not a common practice even among liberals.
Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (O66NZ)


I think it's dependent on the cult and its founder(s). Some cults are just crazy people who find each other, but others are formed around a core political or social ideology. Occasionally the two will mix together.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:47 PM (4df7R)

317 Consider this time in history as the last gasp Rapture of the hippies. They waited long to see this. They've been seething in despair ever since Reagan. The diehards among them are doing their best to keep this god of brass afloat but they've got three more years of ever increasing disappointments, at best.

Now, imagine the survivors three years from now -- what will be there to take the Faux Messiah's place? Who will give that tingle up the leg? Hillary Clinton? Fauxcahontus? Moonbat Brown? Joe Biden?

That's like going from Kobe prime rib to oatmeal for a liberal. It's going to be depression city in the liberal community.

Posted by: prairiemain at December 18, 2013 02:48 PM (BX46z)

318 Westboro Baptist Cult.

Best I can do.

Posted by: akula51 at December 18, 2013 02:48 PM (jr7h8)

319 For those of you who are starving for some hard-hitting journalism, Al Sharpton will be interviewing Michelle Obama tomorrow on his show.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:48 PM (qB8lN)

320
OK so we got some cupcakes and cookies for the new girl becoz we just found out that her birthday was like two weeks ago.

They're pretty good. And we finally figured out why she kept crying at our meetings, so its all good.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at December 18, 2013 02:49 PM (3ZtZW)

321 I don't always eat seafood three hundred miles inland in December, but when I do it's because we have a gift card for Bonefish Grill. 3 hours til fish and chips.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 02:49 PM (ZshNr)

322 Posted by: akula51 at December 18, 2013 02:48 PM (jr7h

They're all Democrats.

Who will give that tingle up the leg? Hillary Clinton? Fauxcahontus? Moonbat Brown? Joe Biden?

Whoever Jon Stewart tells them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:49 PM (PYAXX)

323 I think depending on your definition of "cult," it's pretty much exclusively leftist. After it, it takes a certain kind of person to say: "I want to join a new religion, but not with that Jesus guy or gods or something. Add some space aliens."

Yep, to define cult is hard. Personally I think you have to isolate the members. You have to have a charismatic leader. The leader has to have physical control over you, you're not allowed to refuse sex for example. I think signing property to the leader is a good sign too.

So many definitions of "cult" include weak delineations like, "Don't believe what mainstream Christianity believes." Um, Ok, mainstream defined as what? Catholics are huge in number. So any Baptist congregation is a cult right?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 02:49 PM (J79eW)

324 what will be there to take the Faux Messiah's place? Who will give that
tingle up the leg? Hillary Clinton? Fauxcahontus? Moonbat Brown? Joe
Biden?


Cory Booker.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 02:50 PM (B/VB5)

325
Self-castration is not a common practice even among liberals.
-
See the pajama boy post below

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 02:50 PM (O3C36)

326
>>So any Baptist congregation is a cult right?<<<



The First Baptist Church is a cult.

Posted by: The Second Baptist Church at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (VndSC)

327 Again, I don't think cults think or act politically, or think or behave in those terms.
Posted by: troyriser


Global Warming. They think and act like a political cult.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (tKkKT)

328 302
Joss Whedon fans?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 02:44 PM (ZshNr)

Nope. Firefly/Serenity fans? Most definitely.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (36Rjy)

329 326
>>So any Baptist congregation is a cult right?<<<



The First Baptist Church is a cult.

Posted by: The Second Baptist Church at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (VndSC)

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Heretics.

Posted by: The Southern Baptist Church at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (/Crba)

330 Can you count them as a cult? Crazy religion based on the writings of a sex-crazed sci-fi author... Yeah, I guess so.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:33 PM (4df7R)



That's why I don't care for Greta Van Susteren. How can anyone take anything she says serious when she's a member of the Scientologists.

Posted by: Havedash at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (gvqyH)

331 Firefly/Serenity fans? Most definitely.

I aim to misbehave.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 02:52 PM (PYAXX)

332 I fervently wish and hope that, should they do such a thing, there will be enough patriots in this country to make them very sorry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:46 PM (zF6Iw)


---------------------------------------------------


Again, the government wants to take everything away from us, but
leave us just enough to feel warm and secure in our homes. And as long as
Americans feel warm and secure, patriotism of the civil disobedient kind
will take a back seat.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:52 PM (LVAyz)

333 Self-castration is not a common practice even among liberals.


They just put on footy pajamas & drink hot chocolate.
Same same.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (qc7at)

334 I dunno, maybe it's the geek in me but I keep thinking of that scene in the Avengers movie when the Hulk picks up the villain, Loki, by his feet and beats him into the concrete floor. Lumbering away, the Hulk says, 'Puny god.' Puny god. Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM (O66NZ)

Except that I really wanted Loki to wrench free, beat the shit out of the Hulk, and spit on Bruce Banner's broken and bloodied body after the fact, because Tom Hiddlestone is a hot British crumpet and Mark Ruffalo is a preening leftwing douchebag who needs to be punched repeatedly in the teeth before being dumped in the Potomac and abandoned.

*cough*

But I would LOVE if Loki were to grab Obammy by the ankles, beat him around a bit, and then sneer, "Puny God," at the Preezy. THAT would rule.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (4df7R)

335 Wait, Barbara Walters is Jewish right? So isn't saying the Barack is the NEXT messiah less than kosher, in that it implies we've already had one?

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (qB8lN)

336 The SF left loved oddball groups like Synanon and Jim Jones, most members were most certainly leftists.

Synanon started out as a drug rehab "lifestyle," but morphed as Dear Leader gained control over his collective.

I'm sure some cults are apolitical, but not the 70's California cults we've been citing here today.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (fGPLK)

337 She meant LIBERAL Messiah.

The Jews and Christians have some prerequisites for their Messiah so they knew he wasn't either of those.

Like Barbara is so sensitive to the Christians and stuff.

Notice she still said it.


Whore.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (LSDdO)

338 Firefly/Serenity fans? Most definitely.

I aim to misbehave.


Browncoats!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (qc7at)

339
Its amazing that leftists and liberals keep on dreaming that someday they will be able to live with something like the fabled Kennedy administration, NOT the actual reality of the Kennedy administration mind you, but they have this weird sort of distortion that they think happened.

His assassination was a terrible thing in itself, but I think it is doubly unfortunate because his record at the time was not a good president and we could have been spared that cult like behavior surrounding the fable.

Unfortunately Obama will be around for a full 8 years, but fortunately he won't become a fable, just a failure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (MaP11)

340 331 Firefly/Serenity fans? Most definitely.

I aim to misbehave.

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Great, now I need to go gawk at the woman in my agency who looks like a dead ringer for Summer Glau.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (/Crba)

341
Westboro Baptist Cult.



Best I can do.

Posted by: akula51 at December 18, 2013 02:48 PM (jr7h

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Nope. registered Democrats. Al Gore supporters.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (nELVU)

342 Twelve Years A Brony.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (ZshNr)

343 "...it implies we've already had one?"

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (qB8lN)

No.

It confirms that she is an idiot. She has no knowledge of Judaism, no knowledge of Christianity, and precious little knowledge of anything else, other than the color of the ceilings in her subjects' hotel rooms.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 02:55 PM (QFxY5)

344 John is the David Koresh of the Democratic Party

Posted by: Patrick Lacher at December 18, 2013 02:56 PM (cUKwh)

345 Again, the government wants to take everything away from us, but
leave us just enough to feel warm and secure in our homes. And as long as
Americans feel warm and secure, patriotism of the civil disobedient kind
will take a back seat.
Posted by: Soona


What do you get when the someone houses you, feeds you, gives you healthcare makes you work, but you don't earn anything? The same thing we fought a Civil War over.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 18, 2013 02:56 PM (Gz3bH)

346 Smoke she is a rising
Smoke on the horizon

Posted by: Steve at December 18, 2013 02:56 PM (B7ys6)

347 Firefly/Serenity fans? Most definitely.

I aim to misbehave.

Browncoats!



Shiny!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:56 PM (4df7R)

348 >>hot British crumpet

And we're back to butter and biscuit-like things...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 02:56 PM (SUKHu)

349 Except that I really wanted Loki to wrench free, beat the shit out of the Hulk, and spit on Bruce Banner's broken and bloodied body after the fact, because Tom Hiddlestone is a hot British crumpet and Mark Ruffalo is a preening leftwing douchebag who needs to be punched repeatedly in the teeth before being dumped in the Potomac and abandoned.

*cough*

But I would LOVE if Loki were to grab Obammy by the ankles, beat him around a bit, and then sneer, "Puny God," at the Preezy. THAT would rule.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:53 PM (4df7R)


There's a reason why the fans want a Loki movie. MWR sums it up nicely.


Dear God, Loki as Rudolph makes all kinds of sense. Thor, Sif and the Warriors Three would never let him join their reindeer games.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (VtjlW)

350 Anyone remember Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh?

50 Rolls Royces.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (QFxY5)

351 Posted by: Havedash at December 18, 2013 02:51 PM (gvqyH)

Who takes Greta "Another White Girl Is Missing" Van Susteren?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (LSDdO)

352 She has no knowledge of Judaism, no knowledge of Christianity, and precious little knowledge of anything else, other than the color of the ceilings in her subjects' hotel rooms.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 02:55 PM (QFxY5)


And senators' dicks. You mustn't forget senators' dicks.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (qB8lN)

353 This is the psychotic, deranged Democrat way: behave like thugs/rapists/cultists and then accuse the opposition of doing the very thing they've been doing all along.

It really is other-worldly.

Posted by: red speck at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (9/Ug/)

354 Dear God, Loki as Rudolph makes all kinds of sense. Thor, Sif and the Warriors Three would never let him join their reindeer games.

---

Then one foggy Christmas eve, Odin came to say...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:58 PM (/Crba)

355 The logic is simple enough. Obama = Messiah = God. The enemies of Obama = the enemies of the Messiah = the enemies of God.

Not that our opponents would ever treat us like we were the enemies of God himself...

Posted by: The Governor at December 18, 2013 02:58 PM (Tlix5)

356 And senators' dicks. You mustn't forget senators' dicks.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (qB8lN)

This is one of the things I love about this place: the fanatical attention to detail and accuracy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 02:59 PM (QFxY5)

357 Markets really seem to like the slight-tapering announcement. Were people expecting a bigger cut?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2013 02:59 PM (8b2sh)

358 OK, all, I've got meetings to plan for. See you in the morning.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 02:59 PM (zF6Iw)

359 There's a reason why the fans want a Loki movie. MWR sums it up nicely.

I am a connoisseur of sexy British men. Especially ones with stupidly gorgeous eyes.
Dear God, Loki as Rudolph makes all kinds of sense. Thor, Sif and the Warriors Three would never let him join their reindeer games.

WANT. WANT NOW.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:59 PM (4df7R)

360 "Oh gracious me! This woman from the frozen wastes actually _hunts animals_. She _shoots them with a *gun*_. And then she _feeds the meat to her family_. How embarrassing. Backward, primitive, declasse. Could you ever imagine such a cavewoman at a glossy Georgetown cocktail party?"

Yet in fact, whenever Sarah Palin encounters a group like that, she is the center of attention and they can't get enough of her, because she is beautiful and engaging.

Posted by: whoever at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (zu9Ee)

361 >>hot British crumpet
And we're back to butter and biscuit-like things...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 02:56 PM (SUKHu)



I swear it's not deliberate. lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)

362 Someone was busy during the big, bad shutdown...wonder if they were covering tracks? http://preview.tinyurl.com/m8mqr38

Posted by: Country Singer at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (L8r/r)

363 It really is other-worldly.

I think you mean "natural."

This is what Tribes (even up to the size of city-states) did all the time.

"Those guys (who we've never encountered before) commit all these kinds of atrocities! So we're going to commit all those atrocities against them! Hurrah!"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (PYAXX)

364 Then one foggy Christmas eve, Odin came to say slay...

Fixed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (zF6Iw)

365 Synanon in S.F. in the early 70s offered good, cheap car repairs at their garage near Pacific Heights


time flies, things change....

Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (omBWL)

366 Great, now I need to go gawk at the woman in my agency who looks like a dead ringer for Summer Glau.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (/Crba)


*taps foot* You know the rules.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

367 362 Someone was busy during the big, bad shutdown...wonder if they were covering tracks? http://preview.tinyurl.com/m8mqr38

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They were deleting receipts that Barry was dumb enough to keep around.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 03:01 PM (/Crba)

368 Remember this?

http://tinyurl.com/cdjpuj

Posted by: Marmo at December 18, 2013 03:02 PM (pcgW1)

369 366 Great, now I need to go gawk at the woman in my agency who looks like a dead ringer for Summer Glau.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 02:54 PM (/Crba)

*taps foot* You know the rules.

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I'd have to find her first. Haven't seen her around since some of the purges at the end of the last fiscal year.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 03:02 PM (/Crba)

370 Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (qB8lN)

Baba's Jewish and they won't do that.

(unless you buy them a Benz or some really, really expensive jewelry and then it's one lick and done. All with their eyes clenched closed.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 03:02 PM (LSDdO)

371
>>>"Those guys (who we've never encountered before) commit all these kinds of atrocities! So we're going to commit all those atrocities against them! Hurrah!"

"They [burp] eat people!"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at December 18, 2013 03:02 PM (3ZtZW)

372 - 354

Rudolph used steroids, that's why he couldn't play in any reindeer games. The red nose was just a side effect.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 18, 2013 03:02 PM (KwfID)

373 You may smell an old thread, but I smell an epic movie review coming.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 18, 2013 03:02 PM (Qt/d2)

374 372 - 354

Rudolph used steroids, that's why he couldn't play in any reindeer games. The red nose was just a side effect.

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Hey Rudolph, we all know why that nose is red!

*drinky-drinky motion*

Posted by: I'm Gumby, Dammit! at December 18, 2013 03:03 PM (/Crba)

375 373 - you can't NOT smell an old thread here.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 03:03 PM (VndSC)

376 WANT. WANT NOW.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 02:59 PM (4df7R)



Now it's stuck in my head. Poor woobie Loki. *pets him*

Though, being me, traditionally my woobies end up, you know, going a wee tiny little bit spree-ey. Little tiny bit. Barely noticeable.

Loki with your spear so sharp won't you impale that idiotic strumpet through the eye . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 03:03 PM (VtjlW)

377 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)

Sometimes a biscuit is just a biscuit.

- Poppin Fresh Freud -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 03:03 PM (LSDdO)

378 Anyone remember Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh?50 Rolls Royces.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (QFxY5)


-------------------------------------------------


Who's the Indian dude that's making the speaking circuits now? *Somthing* Gupta.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 03:03 PM (LVAyz)

379 Rudolph used steroids, that's why he couldn't play in any reindeer games. The red nose was just a side effect.

She thinks I'm cute!

*roid rages*
*penny whistle sound*

Posted by: Rudolph the Reindeer at December 18, 2013 03:04 PM (4QSOR)

380 Again, the government wants to take everything away from us, but

leave us just enough to feel warm and secure in our homes. And as long as

Americans feel warm and secure, patriotism of the civil disobedient kind

will take a back seat.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 02:52 PM (LVAyz)


One shot heard around the world a few hundred years ago ended that shit pretty quick.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 03:04 PM (FMbng)

381 Baba Wawa should just go away. She pumps an awful lot of rubbish into society.

Posted by: OxyCon at December 18, 2013 03:04 PM (xBryS)

382 The Tutsis are a cult!

Posted by: Hutus at December 18, 2013 03:04 PM (gH8uI)

383 370 Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 02:57 PM (qB8lN)

Baba's Jewish and they won't do that.

(unless you buy them a Benz or some really, really expensive jewelry and then it's one lick and done. All with their eyes clenched closed.)

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Yeah, something tells me Baba isn't Orthodox, so I doubt she would tell Sen. Brooke that Massachusetts blacksnake isn't kosher.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 18, 2013 03:04 PM (/Crba)

384 294
Self-castration is not a common practice even among liberals.

Posted by: troyriser at December 18, 2013 02:42 PM (O66NZ)


Pajama Boy begs to differ.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2013 03:04 PM (zoehZ)

385 256


Yes, really. Jim Jones was a madman. Nancy Pelosi is a high functioning leftist dolt.



Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 03:05 PM (fGPLK)

386 Yes, the Senate, controlled by DemocRats, does behave like a cult worthy of Jonestown. Juan McCain, Lindsey Graham, and other RINOsare ready to drink the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at December 18, 2013 03:05 PM (nbGZj)

387 The logic is simple enough. Obama = Messiah = God. The enemies of Obama = the enemies of the Messiah = the enemies of God = heretics = witches = BURN THE WITCH.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 03:05 PM (LSDdO)

388 Yes, really. Jim Jones was a madman. Nancy Pelosi is a high functioning leftist dolt.

The practical difference being...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 18, 2013 03:06 PM (naUcP)

389 I'm thinking Obama may be a messiah-like pretender worthy of "economic crucifixion."

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2013 03:06 PM (UzPAd)

390 Hi fellow morons. I'm hear to wear pyjamas, drink hot chocolate and talk health insurance. And I'm all out of hot chocolate.... and pajamas.

Posted by: Roddy Piper at December 18, 2013 03:06 PM (ps27A)

391 Can anyone name a single major cult in the last thirty or forty years that WASN'T socialist, communist, Marxist, anarchist, or otherwise leftwing in nature? Maybe Koresh and the Branch Davidians?

Conservatives, by definition, are unlikely to be in cults. Conservatives have respect for institutions and ideas that have survived the test of time.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 03:07 PM (T0NGe)

392 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 03:08 PM (qc7at)

393 take everything away from us, but
leave us just enough to feel warm and secure in our homes.


Sorry, disagree. For one thing, if the health insurance hit is as big as they say, I'll be leaving my property. Coverage will cost more than I currently live on. Then, there's firearms policy and various police innovations vs security, and warm..."necessarily skyrocket" were his exact words on that.

So, their strategy is not working on me. Some frogs do notice the hot water.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2013 03:10 PM (xq1UY)

394 Loki with your spear so sharp won't you impale that idiotic strumpet through the eye . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 03:03 PM (VtjlW)


Depends on the strumpet. I wouldn't mind him impaling Sif. What an annoying bitch. Darcy was fun though. The combined snark; OH, it would be a joy!

Loki, the younger princeling
Hid a very blue skin tone
And if he ever wanted
He could even make it snow


Everyone else in Asgard
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Loki
Join in any Aesir games


Then one lonely Asgard night
Odin came to say,
“Loki, now I think it’s time
You learned that you’re from Jotunheim.”


Then how poor Loki lost it,
And shouted out in fiendish glee,
“I’m burdened with glorious purpose,
So bow down and KNEEL BEFORE ME!”

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)

395 @340 girl in the office?
http://___2-2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/___s/110217/Summer-Glau-Cape_300.jpg


Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 18, 2013 03:12 PM (9eDbm)

396 second attempt, http://tinyurl.com/n94xw5b

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 18, 2013 03:12 PM (9eDbm)

397 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)


*bows before your wonderousness*


That is all the awesome. So awesomely awesome.


Ragestroke inducing thread up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 03:16 PM (VtjlW)

398 @189

Blasphemy would include saying you are God, but is much broader than that. Any verbal sacrilege is blasphemy. Heresy is a system of worship strongly at odds with the accepted religion.

Posted by: Beagle at December 18, 2013 03:17 PM (sOtz/)

399 Obama in 2008: "My job this morning is to be so persuasive . . . that a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack."


Good times...


[File that in the same folder as Brit Hume's "This is real. OMG"]

Posted by: Optimizer at December 18, 2013 03:18 PM (Mxt9o)

400 Say it wit' me know:

P - R - O - J - E - C - T - I- O - N.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at December 18, 2013 03:19 PM (i6shs)

401 I was in NH when Obama made that comment (he was also in NH) about a light shining down and voting for him. I was canvassing for another Democrat. I knew then I could never, ever vote for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 03:22 PM (BC6cY)

402 Jackie Speier and Leo Ryan was went to Jonestown to get their boy under control. They knew Jones had gone sideways and wanted to bring him back into the fold.

As folks said upthread, Jones was a major player in SF and Main counties, not so much in conservative San Mateo county.


Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2013 03:22 PM (fGPLK)

403 The Obama Administration .. a mob worthy of Al Capone

Posted by: Eliot Ness at December 18, 2013 03:28 PM (e8kgV)

404 I like John Podesta

Posted by: Frank Nitti at December 18, 2013 03:29 PM (e8kgV)

405 Disgusting.

Posted by: Cato at December 18, 2013 03:30 PM (i+Vw2)

406 Here are some characteristics of a cult. Sure sounds lot more like Obamabots than Republicans:

ttp://www.csj.org/infoserv_cult101/checklis.htm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 03:43 PM (BC6cY)

407 393 Stringer Davis at December 18, 2013 03:10 PM (xq1UY)

Quite I am deciding in the next two years whether to stay in America or run like hell.

That people are voting for economic tyranny galls me.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 03:43 PM (9jfyN)

408 Crap, I assumed the Walters quote was old. It's recent. They still can't let him go.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 18, 2013 03:44 PM (qiXMt)

409 "Yes, the Senate, controlled by DemocRats, does behave like a cult worthy
of Jonestown. Juan McCain, Lindsey Graham, and other RINOsare ready to
drink the Kool-Aid."

No, McCain doesn't. McCain only cares about ONE thing: Sticking his thumb in the eye of the Right after he lost the primary in 2000. That's it. (Except for maybe starting any war, but that would also hurt us.)

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 18, 2013 03:47 PM (qiXMt)

410 Podesta said "...a cult worthy of Jonestown in charge of one of the houses of Congress." Obviously, he is talking about the Senate and Democrats.

Posted by: In Wein at December 18, 2013 05:05 PM (r015z)

411 909 died at Jonestown.

54+ million abortions since Roe v. Wade.

Posted by: rockhead at December 18, 2013 05:15 PM (jtTKf)

412 Podesta does realize that Jim Jones was a darling of the left, a Democrat Party luminary in San Francisco lauded and befriended by Harvey Milk and Rose Carter, right? That he was a hardcore lefty Democrat?

I expect not, that's part of his history that got pretty well swept under the rug.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 18, 2013 05:38 PM (zfY+H)

413 Jim Jones was a big SanFran Democrat activist and commie. I think he even met with Mondale. All of this has fallen down the Demedia memory hole of course.

Posted by: SamIam at December 18, 2013 06:45 PM (FKt6g)

414 Obama = mess-sigh-uhhhh

Posted by: xiphos at December 18, 2013 10:58 PM (LMcUo)

415 She is proud of her affairs including the one with a married Senator.

Posted by: burt at December 19, 2013 07:08 PM (1+kJ5)






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