Sebelius to Speak in Atlanta Tomorrow to Make an "Important Announcement" About Obamacare

This angers me, actually.

Yes, I can't imagine she'll be doing anything other than announcing a Unilateral Executive Delay.

What good is a delay? It is only helpful for Democratic Politicians. The policy remains on the books, and the uncertainty continues to weigh down the economy.

I don't know what the hell to say.

I want to block them from suspending (unilaterally) their goddamned abortion of a law, but how can we?


Allah thinks it's less likely that she'll announce a delay, and more likely she'll claim something great about enrollments. (Is there any good news on enrollments?)

I think the "direct" and "spicy" meeting with Senate Democrats might have included the threat, "Give us a delay or we'll start voting with the Republicans on the If You Like Your Plan You Can Keep It bill," which would of course destroy Obamacare (and the American insurance industry, too, at least until Obama permitted the repeal of his horrible law).

Dumb Ace: My mind went right to a Delay but that's silly. There are lots of "Major Announcements" she could make, like holding open the enrollment period by another couple of months, or announcing they're not going to make their November 30th completion date.

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM



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1 400,000 Georgians are losing their coverage.

Of course, Atlanta being as lib as it is, no one will have the balls to bring that up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 01:34 PM (lVPtV)

2 and the same game they are playing continues, I expect nothing ground shaking

Posted by: oc joe at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (mhDlD)

3 If republicans had any sense, they'd all be on TV saying they want to repeal Obamacare "but if you like your plan, you can keep it. Period."

Posted by: Smiley at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (PU4VU)

4 I agree 100%. And to top it off they do not have the authority to delay it. As some stupid Dem said the other day, "its the law of the land".


The Dems need to eat this shit sandwich and they are going to delay it until after the election. This after the lying scrunt testified to Congress that they could not delay it.


If they keep needing delays they need to ask Congress to kill the POS.

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (zZbNF)

5 The cancelled policies are dead and won't be resurrected. It's too little, too late. A delay does nothing. Only a complete scrapping would do any good at this juncture.

Posted by: RS at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (YAGV/)

6 She will be announcing a shake-up in the web site design crew and bringing in some well know tech guy to head the effort.

Delay -- hell no. They will not let their opponents have the chance to gloat.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (OWjjx)

7 I can't imagine she'll be doing anything other than announcing a Unilateral Executive Delay.

I am the Law.

Posted by: Sebelius Dredd at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (ZKzrr)

8 A unilateral delay of the individual mandate would be far more of a disaster for the insurance companies than Ron Johnson's "If You Like Your Plan You Can Keep It" bill. That bill is basically just a modified version of "reinsurance," a fairly standard concept in the industry (a final bill would probably include some extra money to insurers as a cushion for the financial hit they would take).

But a delay in the mandate? Or extension in the enrollment period? That takes us into Death Spiral territory.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (lGox8)

9 Sebelius Announcement:

"The Affordable Care Act has been retroactively titled "RepublicanRepublicanRepublicanCare Program" '

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Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 07, 2013 01:36 PM (19AvL)

10 Sebelius to Speak in Atlanta Tomorrow to Make an "Important Announcement" About Obamacare

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Safe bet-

Whatever she says will be something that most people will see right through, but the MSM will gargle Obama's marbles for making such a decision with the wisdom of Solomon.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (/Crba)

11 I the go ahead with the delay, the response is to show her saying how any delay means people will die.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (C2//T)

12 did you see that article saying I guess we owe cruz and company an apology? ya me either

Posted by: oc joe at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (mhDlD)

13 Every time she opens her pie hole, God kills a baby bunny.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (x3YFz)

14 Sebelius will announce that the web site was hacked by an Anti-Mohammad video. But they will get the guy who made the video.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (OWjjx)

15 The insurance industry has retooled since 2010 for this. It can't go back now. The rate shock will continue, but with a delay there will be no subsidies(?) What a nightmare.

Posted by: RS at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (YAGV/)

16 Delay? You mean like the thing the Republicans passed and the Democrats voted against? That delay?

They should not be allowed to get away with this.

Posted by: DangerGirl at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (x1L8S)

17 If you like your phaoroh, you can keep your pharoah

Posted by: Barakahnaten the boy king at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (nTgAI)

18 Plus, a delay will end up costing customers even more next year. Insurers need those enrollees and premiums to be paid NOW to make their forecasts. No enrollees or premiums means much higher costs down the road.

It's a gigantic shit sandwich every dem will have to choke on next year.

And I'm happy to stuff it into their pieholes!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:37 PM (GQ8sn)

19 Maybe they could announce an executive delay of kidnapping or tax laws while they're arrogating powers they don't have.

Maybe delay the law of gravity, give people some time to jump into space to get away from them.

It's the Looney Tunes Administration!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (qyfb5)

20 Nah, she's gonna twerk with the Duck Dynasty Guys so you won't see how awful things have become....

Posted by: tcn at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (3kDQa)

21 Maybe she finally read Websites for Dummies.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (CMbMd)

22 You know what I miss?

Peppermint chocolate chip Hate Shakes.


Also the Rule of Law.


At least one of those I'm going to get back. Yaaaaay.


Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (VtjlW)

23 Meh. How many Very Important Pronouncements have been made by members of the Obama regime that weren't nothingburgers? My guess is she assigns someone specifically to be their website czar.

And even if they delay, there's no way to restore all the policies that have been lost. Delaying the individual mandate also doesn't change the fact that Precondition folks can't be denied policies, so the cost increases aren't going anywhere, either.


Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (hO9ad)

24 If they had good news (for the Regime), would they wait until Friday to announce it?

Posted by: Baldy at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (2bql3)

25 Fuck any delay. Rip this POS bill to pieces. Why can't they just do that??? Just hoping O'Care dies of its on weight.

Posted by: Sassy at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (LINs9)

26

Ace, is there anything Christie can do to "win you over"?

Or are you already won over?

Or will it take something small to push you in the Christie camp, such as a slice of Ellio's?

Posted by: soothsayer explains it all at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (B3EeS)

27 Sebilius pushing granny off a cliff

Posted by: Barakahnaten the boy king at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (nTgAI)

28 This unaffordable care act is a distraction. But we have really important matters to discuss. Like this: http://dailym.ai/1cGiqyZ

Posted by: Jorge at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (ZRPb2)

29 I, for one, welcome the thought that the adminstration will be following the advice of the Tea Party and delaying Obamacare.

Remember: If it happens, it's the president listening to the advice of the Tea Party.

Posted by: Jay at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (4x8W0)

30 Allah thinks it's less likely that she'll announce a delay, and more likely she'll claim something great about enrollments. (Is there any good news on enrollments?)

They made it to double digits?

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (rpnNZ)

31 You know what I miss?



Peppermint chocolate chip Hate Shakes.





Also the Rule of Law.





At least one of those I'm going to get back. Yaaaaay.







Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (VtjlW)


Have you tried Cookout's shakes? They've got a mint chip one that's really good!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (GQ8sn)

32 I suppose she chose Atlanta because the CDC is there. Doesn't she know she is in enemy territory?

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (zZbNF)

33 I know no method to secure the repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective as their stringent execution.

Ulysses S. Grant

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (u82oZ)

34 I hope she wears her Dalmatian coat.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (NbtlI)

35 From the last thread:

273
Johnny Bench tweeted that he has lost his health insurance.

Even Johnny Bench.


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Johnny Bench needs to go Johnny Paycheck and film a video telling Obama to take this act and shove it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (/Crba)

36 The shoe has dropped. Ideally the Repubs should block any delay as unlawful, unfortunately this would press the compliant press into action and all the pain would be successfully blamed on the Repubs. This shit is getting real old real fast.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (wmU4G)

37 peppermint chocolate chip...



mmmmm

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (yh0zB)

38 Suspending fines doesn't help anyone. So many people have already been dropped from their policies, with lots more to come as more states get around to reporting, that ending the fines is almost an afterthought at this point. Of course they'll extend the deadlines. So what? We still have to find new insurance policies for our families and small businesses!

Sebelius is a walking disaster and ObamaCare is an economic neutron bomb. The Democrats have to get fucking serious about fixing this and soon, and I suggest the first thing they need to do is support the recently re-introduced "If You Like It, You Can Keep It" bill that tries to dial back the clock and revive the policies that Americans were 86% happy with until they were terminated over tha last couple of months.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (B5y+v)

39 Kathleen will announce that they have changed the first page of the web site to include people of color, the handicapped and LGBT people for "diversity".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (OWjjx)

40 But a delay in the mandate? Or extension in the enrollment period? That takes us into Death Spiral territory.


Posted by: Jeff B. at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (lGox

If you like your death spiral, you can keep your death spiral.

Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (hO9ad)

41 32 I suppose she chose Atlanta because the CDC is there. Doesn't she know she is in enemy territory?

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Atlanta may be behind enemy lines in Georgia, but is so PC and liberal that it is a relatively safe haven for the Dims.

Even when discussing a chunk of shite like this bill.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:40 PM (/Crba)

42 Ace,

I think anything that keeps this catastrophe in the news is a good thing. The country probably (hopefully?) has heard enough obfuscation from the administration that anything Sebelius says is going to be viewed critically, and maybe even investigated by a few reporters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (oJ5Fd)

43 Doesn't our side have some lawyers somewhere who can sue Obama and his administration for illegally ruling by decree? Why aren't such lawsuits already filed?

Posted by: cool breeze at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (A+/8k)

44 It's times like this that I think fondly upon the late L. Budd Dwyer.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (T0NGe)

45 At least one of those I'm going to get back. Yaaaaay.

Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (VtjlW)


What if Secretary Sebulba announces an execute ban on Hate Shakes?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (qyfb5)

46 Moar Obamacare articles, please!!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (pginn)

47 18
Plus, a delay will end up costing customers even more next year.
Insurers need those enrollees and premiums to be paid NOW to make their
forecasts. No enrollees or premiums means much higher costs down the
road.
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Anyone know what portion of the stock market is tied to health insurance companies?
Is it enough to cause an effect when all these insurance companies start lowering earning forecasts?
Or is that already baked into the cake/everyone smart is already out of health insurance stocks?

To ask it another way, what has the stock of health insurance companies done in the last 5 years? Up, down, average?

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (VjL9S)

48 Have you tried Cookout's shakes? They've got a mint chip one that's really good!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (GQ8sn)



*shifty eyes* No. *shifty eyes* *waves hand* These are not the empty drink containers in the back seat of my car you are looking for.


I like the orange push up ones. Rather a lot.

It's not a problem, okay! I can quit whenever I want! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! STOP JUDGING ME!

Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (VtjlW)

49 I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling Kathy Sebelius!!

Posted by: David Koch at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (Ua6T/)

50 What if Secretary Sebulba announces an execute ban on Hate Shakes?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (qyfb5)



There will be blood.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (sbV1u)

51 They made it to double digits?

We are at 8! That is double digits....one zero on top of the other zero.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (OWjjx)

52 It will be a delay... but they won't call it that. We'll have to wait to see what poll tested BS they come up with.

Remember "Kinetic military action"?

Shortly thereafter, the GOP will stand silently and clap like trained seals while the Executive branch AGAIN unilaterally ignores and alters the law without question or consequence.

Remember "It's the LAAAAAW!!"?

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (j0wOO)

53 40 But a delay in the mandate? Or extension in the enrollment period? That takes us into Death Spiral territory.


Posted by: Jeff B. at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (lGox

If you like your death spiral, you can keep your death spiral.

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Now let us see the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL Death Spiral!

Posted by: Emperor Barry at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (/Crba)

54 Have you tried Cookout's shakes? They've got a mint chip one that's really good!



Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (GQ8sn)



Cook-out has awesome shakes. Plus they're open until early morning so that drunks and people who work nights can get them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (yh0zB)

55 Delaying would be more of a disaster. 2015 rates would jump even more.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (e0nsQ)

56 My guess is she assigns someone specifically to be their website czar.

She announces a new webmaster, then immediately fires him (he will be a white male) for incompetence and throws him to the media.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (QF8uk)

57 Atlanta may be behind enemy lines in Georgia, but is so PC and liberal that it is a relatively safe haven for the Dims.



Here on the coast, we call it "Federally Occupied Atlanta." So yeah, she's in a safe haven. I'm sure the Atlanta Journal/Constipation will give her a tongue bath.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (lVPtV)

58

After a comprehensive reading of all 2000+ pages of the Affordable Care Act, I, Kathleen Sebelius, through powers granted by the Congress in the ACA, hereby nationalize all healthcare in the United States of American and its territories.

From today forward, all doctors are government employees, and as they do not have government experience, will start at the lowest pay-grade until they sign their union cards.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (Pr6hk)

59 Delay -- hell no. They will not let their opponents have the chance to gloat.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:35 PM (OWjjx)

They are going to go down with the ship. They are so convinced they are right that no amount of counter-factual data will alter their thinking.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (rpnNZ)

60 44 It's times like this that I think fondly upon the late L. Budd Dwyer.

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Hey, man, nice shot!

Posted by: Filter at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (/Crba)

61 A delay until after 2014


No doubt

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

62 What they are terrified of is the mid-Nov date when they promised they would release official #s.

At that date we'll be able to have simple charts that show Obamacare has kicked millions more off insurance than it has put on insurance.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (ZPrif)

63 Even if they delay it, there are a lot of people that are going to be in limbo. They have already had their policies non-renewed.
It is still damaging, but they wanted to go ahead, give it to them, good and hard.

If they do delay it is going to look pretty dumb on their part.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (nTgAI)

64
HHS will license Milton Bradley to produce the "OPERATION" board game to be ACA-compliant.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (uf1pv)

65 Wow. An important announcement from Sebelius tomorrow, right on the heels of Boehner's office issuing a press release that the "You Can Keep Your Plan" bill is scheduled for a vote next week. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (HjPtV)

66
Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:38 PM (VtjlW)

I'm treating myself to a double western bacon cheeseburger today. With curlie fries and a large vanilla shake.

I'm old so can't do that very often, but... I think this is going to get exponentially worse so get it now.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (x3YFz)

67 Not sure if it's going to be a good day or bad day, but I'm drinking wine already. Guess we'll see

Just one of those days, I blame Obama.

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (10H0T)

68 What if Secretary Sebulba announces an execute ban on Hate Shakes?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (qyfb5)


There will be blood.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (sbV1u)


What he said.

Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (VtjlW)

69 Remembering the reporters who received instruction on how to report in the last thread probably crafted this announcement- I'll pass.

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (GGCsk)

70 She announces a new webmaster, then immediately fires him (he will be a white male) for incompetence and throws him to the media.

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Life imitates South Park.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (/Crba)

71 She'll announce that despite republican sabotage it is the most awesomeness's thing since the birth of the President-King.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (MhA4j)

72 It's not a problem, okay! I can quit whenever I want! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! STOP JUDGING ME!
Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM (VtjlW)


::: whispers into hidden microphone :::

Yes, I have her in sight.

No, do NOT bring the straitjacket. The net is fine.

You'll make your life easier if you distract her with a Chik-Fil-A shake.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (sbV1u)

73 Going to another "urban" ghetto with all the props of the Obama LIV's getting their free insurance.

Keep fucking that chicken sweetie, we all are going to start believing the chicken asked for it.

Next week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (0FSuD)

74 57 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (lVPtV)


I was talking about GA in general. Atlanta is 90% black IIANM so they are firmly in the Obama camp.

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (zZbNF)

75 Or will it take something small to push you in the Christie camp, such as a slice of Ellio's?

Posted by: soothsayer explains it all at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (B3EeS)


If you are going to start conflating threads, this thing is going to get out of control. It's going to get out of control and we'll be lucky to survive it. 11!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (1Y+hH)

76 I think that she will just extend the date to enroll regard to penalty application.

Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (m2CN7)

77 Well, Mr. President, if 15 million people who have lost their insurance is a "rounding effort" then won't 15 Democratic Senators just be a blip?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (OWjjx)

78 Dammit. Last night it was pizza talk, today it's milkshake talk. Now I need a shake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (lVPtV)

79 Life imitates South Park.

You think I had an original idea? I’m at work, no original ideas allowed.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (QF8uk)

80 Meanwhile...in another location, John Kerry has an Iranian Mullah's glans lodged firmly against his uvula.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (NbtlI)

81 Maybe they could announce an executive delay of kidnapping or tax laws while they're arrogating powers they don't have.

Hey, you remember all those smarmy O-bots tweeting SCOAMF's subliterate tweenage girl signature with "IT'S THE LAW!"?

Yeah. That was funny.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (ZKzrr)

82 I'm with Allah. They want to spin positive. There's been no good news. If they do announce a delay, then it is worse than we thought. And, we thought it was pretty bad to begin with.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (IXrOn)

83 She is actually going to announce that she wants to identify as a man...... named Steve, and that we must respect her decision

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (32Ze2)

84 I'm guessing she will announce she has a new Dalmatian Puppy Coat and looks marvelous.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (oDCMR)

85 More sickening that this Queen of Mean is the group of Senators who voted for this piece of crap and voted against any amendments to help people and who are now bloviating and scolding Dear Leader to prove they're nice people.

To hell with them!

Posted by: PJ at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (ZWaLo)

86 43
Doesn't our side have some lawyers somewhere who can sue Obama and his
administration for illegally ruling by decree? Why aren't such lawsuits
already filed?


Posted by: cool breeze at November 07, 2013 01:41 PM
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Yeah, about that . . . .

Bob Loblaw is confident his disbarment hearing will go well.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (VjL9S)

87 I really doubt Sebelius is going to announce some sort of delay.

Obama literally spoke in Dallas YESTERDAY, saying "by the end of this month, everything will be working fine." No way he would have done that if Sebelius was going to be sent out to announce two days later that no, just kidding we're delaying it all.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (lGox8)

88 >>> I like the orange push up ones. Rather a lot.

I always thought the push up ones were akin to false advertising and ended with slight disappointment. That aside, I prefer black or red. Orange is a little over the top for me.

Wait... you were talking about something entirely different, weren't you?

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (j0wOO)

89 "The city of Atlanta has not been obliterated. You may thank Obama the Preserver for this."

Likely important announcement.

Posted by: Emmanuel Goldstein at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (Tlix5)

90 Cook-out has awesome shakes. Plus they're open until early morning so that drunks and people who work nights can get them.


I've seen all sorts of interesting things in the parking lot of a Cookout at 2 in the morning.



Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (GQ8sn)

91 Want a shake. Can't use straw


Somebody send some custard and a hot toddy

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (zOTsN)

92 To ask it another way, what has the stock of health insurance companies done in the last 5 years? Up, down, average?

Well the markets as a whole have basically doubled since the 2009 lows, and health care is one sixth of the economy, so...

Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (hO9ad)

93 I, for one, welcome the thought that the adminstration will be following the advice of the Tea Party and delaying Obamacare.

Remember: If it happens, it's the president listening to the advice of the Tea Party.


Posted by: Jay at November 07, 2013 01:39 PM (4x8W0)
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Not quite, Obama will be praised for such a bold pivot and for listening to his advisers. Andrea Michell will be in a full blown orgasm of Obama-goodness.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (wmU4G)

94 Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2013 01:45 PM (32Ze2)

Winner. If you had Truck Monkey at post number 83, go to the pay window and collect your money.

Posted by: AOSHQ Para Mutual Manager at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (OWjjx)

95 Maybe she is going to speak before the CDC and announce that the Obamacare website failure has been declared an epidemic.

Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (m2CN7)

96 Friendly's. That's where you go for a shake.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (NbtlI)

97 Fifteen Dem Senators flipping gets you pretty close to 67. 67 is a magic number.

Posted by: mrp at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (HjPtV)

98 If I had $1 for every possible pulitzer prize winning story of the last five years of our captivity, I'd have been taxed into oblivion.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (x3YFz)

99 79 Life imitates South Park.

You think I had an original idea? I’m at work, no original ideas allowed.

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In all fairness, this may be where Sebelius got the idea.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (/Crba)

100 Every single time I turn on the radio this week at lunch to listen to Limbaugh, he's getting into this fangirl bullshit about the Dolphins saga. Sick of the NFL talking about their being "manly men" when they leave a trail of out-of-wedlock babies and assaults in their wake. In my time in the military, I served with real men; the NFL is comprised of genetic mutant, brain-damaged sociopaths.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (hcHS/)

101
Didn't some guy just "retire", effective a week from tomorrow?

Chances are she's going to announce that they are shuffling deck chairs once again.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (PZ6/M)

102 No way he would have done that if Sebelius was going to be sent out to announce two days later that no, just kidding we're delaying it all.

You’re probably right, but I also remember watching the Benghazi Blame game.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (QF8uk)

103 The Administration is now playing the game of trying to create the news instead of being consumed by it. It's one of the oldest PR games in the book.

Look at all the speculation.

My guess is it's nothing material and just some fluff. They have no real moves that won't stop this thing dead in it's tracks.

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 01:47 PM (GGCsk)

104 Didn't PinchFace say just yesterday that 'delay is not an option'? I don't see how this can be the announcement. I rate this a very low chance.

Most likely -- Something that will rip more dollars from the American public somehow. They just lurve blowing our bucks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2013 01:47 PM (wNF3N)

105 HHS will license Milton Bradley to produce the "OPERATION" board game to be ACA-compliant.

He retired.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 01:47 PM (ZKzrr)

106 I don't remember Sebelius ever having the authority to delay this.

When did this start?


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:47 PM (GQ8sn)

107 Andrea Michell will be in a full blown orgasm of Obama-goodness.

Honey? What's that dripping from your chin?

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 07, 2013 01:48 PM (sbV1u)

108 How come there is no caramel shake


That sounds good

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:48 PM (zOTsN)

109 >> Andrea Michell will be in a full blown orgasm of Obama-goodness.

Eeeewwww!!

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 07, 2013 01:48 PM (Ua6T/)

110 In all fairness, this may be where Sebelius got the idea.

If she liberally punctuates her speech with “mmmmkay” I may have to acknowledge some respect for the administration.

Also if she promises not to mizle the American people.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 01:48 PM (QF8uk)

111 She's going to unveil her new line of dalmatian fur coats.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 01:48 PM (ZPrif)

112 Shhh...........I will tell you. I am gonna appoint an Obamacare Czar. Someone non-controversial. Van Jones....o.k.?

Posted by: The Barkster, President and Ruler at November 07, 2013 01:49 PM (OWjjx)

113 She's going to announce that HHS has begun work on improving healthcare.gov to allow access via alternate browsers like Netscape Navigator and alternate devices like Palm Pilots and the Apple Newton.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 01:49 PM (+lsX1)

114 Dogs: Hillary kills em, Obama eats em, Sebelius wears em.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 01:49 PM (ZPrif)

115 105 HHS will license Milton Bradley to produce the "OPERATION" board game to be ACA-compliant.

He retired.

---

Just as well.

The time he suffered a season-ending bone break while arguing a called strike and being restrained by his coaches made me gutlaugh for a week.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:50 PM (/Crba)

116
>> How come there is no caramel shake

Pretty sure you can get one of those at a Tim Horton's.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 01:50 PM (NbtlI)

117 >>> Friendly's. That's where you go for a shake

Not many of them left, old man.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2013 01:50 PM (Ua6T/)

118 ::: whispers into hidden microphone :::

Yes, I have her in sight.

No, do NOT bring the straitjacket. The net is fine.

You'll make your life easier if you distract her with a Chik-Fil-A shake.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 07, 2013 01:44 PM (sbV1u)



Hey! I am offended that you are pointing out that would totally work.

Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:50 PM (VtjlW)

119 Sure the big announcement is that while we all are still going to be fucked on obamacare they willbe giving out free KY Jelly for the next 6 months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (t3UFN)

120 She is going to announce the issuance of an arrest warrant against Carrie Underwood for treason.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (OWjjx)

121 After a comprehensive reading of all 2000+ pages of the Affordable Care Act, I, Kathleen Sebelius, through powers granted by the Congress in the ACA, hereby nationalize all healthcare in the United States of American and its territories.

From today forward, all doctors are government employees, and as they do not have government experience, will start at the lowest pay-grade until they sign their union cards.
Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius at November 07, 2013 01:42 PM (Pr6hk)

This.

If this isn't precisely right for tomorrow, it will be soon.

It it too much to hope for that we at least get a dramatic reading of the ACA? If so, I'd like to nominate Debbie Wasserman Shultz for the job.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (j0wOO)

122 113 She's going to announce that HHS has begun work on improving healthcare.gov to allow access via alternate browsers like Netscape Navigator and alternate devices like Palm Pilots and the Apple Newton.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 01:49 PM (+lsX1)


Are they also going to test it with something besides Mosaic?

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (Qxe/p)

123 I'd expect a leak soon, but with this administration there's always the threat of a drone strike if you get out of line...

Posted by: Meremortal at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (1Y+hH)

124 107 Andrea Michell will be in a full blown orgasm of Obama-goodness.

Honey? What's that dripping from your chin?
Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 07, 2013 01:48 PM (sbV1u)


It's just the chin itself dripping.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (uf1pv)

125 I've seen all sorts of interesting things in the parking lot of a Cookout at 2 in the morning.





Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:46 PM (GQ8sn)


At 2 AM I keep the doors locked, the gun in my lap, and don't look out the side windows until I get up to the pass-through.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (yh0zB)

126 111 She's going to unveil her new line of dalmatian fur coats.

---

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

Posted by: C. Montgomery Burns at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (/Crba)

127 Cook Out? First one was in Daytona Beach. It was open all night and same menu. Drunk and hangover heaven. It closed and a guy from NC, I think W-S, bought the rights to everything, he had a fight with his dad who also had burger joints.

The rest is history. They have an interesting mix of locations. Near interstates and in "urban" areas. I guess the land is cheap and there are a lot of drunks?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (0FSuD)

128 Either way, the law is in violation of equal protection. Too bad Americans don't have standing to go to court to challenge their masters.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 01:52 PM (AskuI)

129 Odds of it being good news and being announced on Friday are practically nil.

Posted by: Boone at November 07, 2013 01:52 PM (3p8HS)

130 So, people who have had their insurance canceled will have no insurance at all? How does this help?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 01:52 PM (3brsw)

131
you can make your own friggin shake at home with ice cream and a friggin blender

Posted by: soothsayer explains it all at November 07, 2013 01:52 PM (B3EeS)

132 This is where she'll begin her march to the sea.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (32Ze2)

133 Hey! I am offended that you are pointing out that would totally work.

Posted by: alexthechick - Up the highway not across the road at November 07, 2013 01:50 PM (VtjlW)


Would have gone with the 3" candy red heels with the 1/2 gallon of Haagen Das for bait, but whatever works.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (x3YFz)

134 Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (0FSuD)


We have a cookout here in the little shitburg town near me. Not much of an urban area although the county itself has 70,000 people in it.

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (zZbNF)

135 Pretty sure you can get one of those at a Tim Horton's.

No apostrophe.

*weeps*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (ZKzrr)

136 She's going to announce that they've re-done the website.

New Healthcare.gov website will feature 40% moar kitteh and puppeh pictures.


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)

137 131
you can make your own friggin shake at home with ice cream and a friggin blender

Posted by: soothsayer explains it all at November 07, 2013 01:52 PM (B3EeS


True dat. Use got the fruit and shit to make 50 different shakes?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

138 She is showing up to announce that Hail to the Chief has been replaced with this song:

http://tinyurl.com/2fv2mjl

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (OWjjx)

139 you can make your own friggin shake at home with ice cream and a friggin blender

Posted by: soothsayer explains it all at November 07, 2013 01:52 PM (B3EeS)


Tastes better if someone else makes it.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (GQ8sn)

140 136 She's going to announce that they've re-done the website.

New Healthcare.gov website will feature 40% moar kitteh and puppeh pictures.

---

Invisible Health Care!

Posted by: Kitteh at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (/Crba)

141
It's going to be a delay....but they'll phrase it as 'extending the open enrollment period'.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (0IhFx)

142 you can make your own friggin shake at home with ice cream and a friggin blender

Some of us don't get to sit at home all day.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (ZKzrr)

143 I don't remember Sebelius ever having the authority to delay this.

When did this start?

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:47 PM (GQ8sn)

When we passed a law that was nothing more than 2000+ pages of "The Secretary shall ________".

Now leave us alone. We've got post offices to name and these retreats aren't going to attend themselves.

Posted by: Congress at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (j0wOO)

144 That nice lady requested I join her in Atlanta tomorrow....should I be worried?

Posted by: The Chicken at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (sV3Dv)

145 44
It's times like this that I think fondly upon the late L. Budd Dwyer.

------

You owe me a keyboard.


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (YmPwQ)

146 She's gonna apologize for the sex tape of her and Hillary that's about to go viral

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

147 Sebelius should expedite her punch list, put her alpha team on the table, and acknowledge the fierce urgency of now. That's what any good manager would do. Health Care Can't Wait!

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2013 01:55 PM (+Jpqc)

148 you can make your own friggin shake at home with ice cream and a friggin blender

I could. I could also hit myself upside the head with a hammer. I just choose not to. O.k.?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:55 PM (OWjjx)

149 146
She's gonna apologize for the sex tape of her and Hillary that's about to go viral

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:55 PM (zOTsN)


Brain bleach! Stat!

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (x3YFz)

150 Yeah, she'll announce some big number and not bother to tell anyone that 95% is medicade.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (XIxXP)

151 Here is cook outs wiki, it was Greensboro not W-S

Funny, he doesn't mention the original Daytona store, guess he doesn't want that as part of the history. That store was right near US 1 and the river.

http://tinyurl.com/238mj6

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (0FSuD)

152 Finally got the wood up on the corner of the house between the rain showers in the morning and the rain showers in the afternoon. As soon as the caulk dries I'll get the last coat of paint on it and it should look OK.


That's all I had planned for this weekend. Man, I'm bushed!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (yh0zB)

153 Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

Now that comment right there is banhammer worthy.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (OWjjx)

154 Wildcard guess - they are going to go with their version of the YouTube guy.

Some contractor is going to take one for the team. They found the root cause, it was a terrible mistake they wish they identified earlier, but it was hard to catch. If anyone on journ-o-list wants to suggest it was sabotage they won't argue (wink wink).

They have a grip on this guys. The private contractors that let them down will be dealt with. The fix will take time but it was a bad actor over here that was most to blame.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (e0nsQ)

155
" But a delay in the mandate? Or extension in the enrollment period? That takes us into Death Spiral territory."

It certainly does. Well, honestly, we're already in that mode but this would only accelerate it greatly. Insurers will start pulling the plug if this thing gets delayed and then you'll see a cascade effect as they all jump from the Exchanges. Be a little hard to sell insurance on a website that no insurers are participating in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (LA7Cm)

156
buy quart of choc ice cream
buy a Peppermint Patty

blend with blender

drink

Posted by: soothsayer explains it all at November 07, 2013 01:56 PM (B3EeS)

157 Some of us don't get to sit at home all day.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (ZKzrr)

Just be patient

Posted by: Joey JOBS Biden at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (j7iSn)

158 Allah thinks it's less likely that she'll announce a delay, and more likely she'll claim something great about enrollments.

Uh, no.

Making a big announcement about improving enrollments only draws attention to the problem with enrollments.

This is Propaganda 101 -- you don't engage the enemy by discussing things within his frame. You re-frame the discussion around what you want to talk about.

Posted by: Phinn at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (dfx5L)

159 I think they will delay enforcement. They never cared what the law stated before, no reason they will care now.

Posted by: maddogg at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (xWW96)

160 A quick glance at the Cookout website tells me they do in fact have a caramel milkshake.

http://www.cookoutnc.com/


In fact, they have three different caramel milkshakes.

CaramelCaramel CheesecakeCaramel Fudge


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (GQ8sn)

161 Finally got the wood up

should have talked to Bob Dole. Bob Dole knows what to do to get the wood up.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (OWjjx)

162 She will announce an advertising campaign starring zombie Billy Mays.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (nTgAI)

163 She's going to announce these guys as the new faces of Obamacare : https://twitter.com/mocalosangeles/status/398518204684713984

Posted by: CAC at November 07, 2013 01:58 PM (92Eyl)

164 This is Propaganda 101 -- you don't engage the enemy by discussing things within his frame. You re-frame the discussion around what you want to talk about.

---

What the hell are they going to talk about then? The whole damn bill is within the "enemy's frame" from their POV.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 01:58 PM (/Crba)

165 Delay? Thanks for nothing, bitch.

Posted by: 4 million who already had their insurance cancelled at November 07, 2013 01:58 PM (wAQA5)

166 I think they will delay enforcement. They never cared what the law stated before, no reason they will care now.
Posted by: maddogg at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (xWW96)

This is a good bet, but why Friday ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 07, 2013 01:58 PM (nTgAI)

167 Or mebbe they have a brand new lie they are dying to try out.

Posted by: maddogg at November 07, 2013 01:58 PM (xWW96)

168 Secretary Sebulba will bring out the "Websites for Dummies" book she was given, but with the word "Smarties" printed on white paper taped over the word "Dummies," and claim to have found the solution to the problem.

Has anyone in power even addressed the fact that the phone number is 1-800-F1UCKYO?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at November 07, 2013 01:58 PM (qyfb5)

169 should have talked to Bob Dole. Bob Dole knows what to do to get the wood up.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 07, 2013 01:57 PM (OWjjx)


OK you sick bastard, I laughed at that. Well done.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (yh0zB)

170
You can't really do anything, they know they have 3 years left in their dictatorship unless the GOP wins every senate seat next year. No chance of impeachment and no chance of media scrutiny and they are gold.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (nKUHR)

171 She's introducing the cooter cam to verify on/gun services


Gonna test it out first. Live

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (zOTsN)

172 It's going to be a delay....but they'll phrase it as 'extending the open enrollment period'.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM


I don't think so. I suspect she will announce that due to Popular Demand -- from, among others, Noted Conservative Pundit A. o. Spades -- the Choom Boy regime, not being quitters, will fight, fight fight and see this thing through.

Perhaps she will also announce the appointment of Dr Phil as the official spokesmedico for ChoomCare.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (kaGpp)

173 Vic:

Saw this quote from you above: "I was talking about GA in general. Atlanta is 90% black IIANM so they are firmly in the Obama camp."

Atlanta is only 53% black.

Posted by: John Thompson at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (Ni+Ei)

174 Sebelius is going to announce that under Obamacare you can now claim your crab lice as dependents on your 2014 Tax filings..

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (NbtlI)

175 Sebelius announces new "Walking Dead" crossover promotion. Atlanta is not overrun by zombies, and the CDC is not destroyed by the whispering recluse scientist.

Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (skhoP)

176 Maybe she'll go all Pol Pot. Line up the execs that they blamed for the screw up, walk behind each one and shoot them in the back of the head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (XIxXP)

177 Sebelius will announce that enrollment numbers have increase 200%.

There are now 6 people signed up instead of 2!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:00 PM (GQ8sn)

178 zippy doesn't want his poll numbers to go lower, and believes someone else lying for him will somehow reverse his recent unpopularity. He needs to star in an actual movie, so they can give him an Academy Awardand thenhe can do a Sally Fields-esques acceptance speech. He'd be good at that.

Posted by: boned to the bone at November 07, 2013 02:00 PM (Ph479)

179 She testified yesterday that - delay was not an option - How to come out tomorrow and contradict?? They'll look dishonest and incompetent.

Oh yeah, Democrat, never mind.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 07, 2013 02:00 PM (gedHR)

180 Gonna test it out first. Live

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:59 PM (zOTsN)



*looks around* where is that damn banhammer???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 02:00 PM (yh0zB)

181 176 Maybe she'll go all Pol Pot. Line up the execs that they blamed for the screw up, walk behind each one and shoot them in the back of the head.

---

Holiday In Cambodia tactic, huh?

Posted by: Jello Biafra at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (/Crba)

182
Some of us don't get to sit at home all day.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 01:54 PM (ZKzrr)



I mostly stand. Mostly.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (NbtlI)

183 Maybe she will resign so Hillary can take over

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (nTgAI)

184 Breaking: MSNBC reporting HHS Secretary Sebelius to announce that while the troubled healthcare.gov website is being taken offline for repairs, an alternate site with limited functionality will go live this weekend to allow enrollments to continue. The new site at healthcare.mu.nu will limit the amount of ampersands and italics that can be used in order to ensure the fastest possible operating speed.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (+lsX1)

185 Sebelius will announce that a random selected healthcare.gov enrollee will win a new iPad Air!


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (GQ8sn)

186 177 Sebelius will announce that enrollment numbers have increase 200%.There are now 6 people signed up instead of 2!
Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:00 PM (GQ8sn)
Gonna assume thats HER math you quoted.

Posted by: maddogg at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (xWW96)

187 That was supposed to be ob/gyn services


iPad pain in the butt

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:02 PM (zOTsN)

188 Breaking: MSNBC reporting HHS Secretary
Sebelius to announce that while the troubled healthcare.gov website is
being taken offline for repairs, an alternate site with limited
functionality will go live this weekend to allow enrollments to
continue. The new site at healthcare.mu.nu will limit the amount of
ampersands and italics that can be used in order to ensure the fastest
possible operating speed.


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (+lsX1)


Oh my TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:02 PM (GQ8sn)

189
This is a good bet, but why Friday ?

They always release bad news on Friday afternoons.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 07, 2013 02:02 PM (0IhFx)

190 I'd like to announce that all insurance is now free*. Just present your union card or Democrat voter registration at the hospital desk.

All others will still need to register at Healthcare.gov

(*excluding the 100% deductible)

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:02 PM (j0wOO)

191
I think she will announce that she was able to read the first chapter of Websites for Dummies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (nKUHR)

192 She will announce waivers for anybody willing to wear the new ObamaNaut uniforms, complete with Schutzstaffel logoand jackboots.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (wAQA5)

193
iPad pain in the butt


You have to start with an iPod and then work your way up.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (NbtlI)

194 Breaking: MSNBC reporting HHS Secretary Sebelius to announce that while the troubled healthcare.gov website is being taken offline for repairs, an alternate site with limited functionality will go live this weekend to allow enrollments to continue. The new site at healthcare.mu.nu will limit the amount of ampersands and italics that can be used in order to ensure the fastest possible operating speed.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (+lsX1)

Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (nTgAI)

195 Blame the Vicodin

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

196 184 Breaking: MSNBC reporting HHS Secretary Sebelius to announce that while the troubled healthcare.gov website is being taken offline for repairs, an alternate site with limited functionality will go live this weekend to allow enrollments to continue. The new site at healthcare.mu.nu will limit the amount of ampersands and italics that can be used in order to ensure the fastest possible operating speed.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (+lsX1)


Required knowledge of BBCode and no javascript!
Pure.Genius.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (Qxe/p)

197 >>> Holiday In Cambodia tactic, huh?

It's tough, Kid, but it's life.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (Ua6T/)

198 If we get to pick and choose which laws will be followed, I have a couple suggestions. Especially if those pesky tax laws are on the table.

Posted by: Joe at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (7pOq5)

199 OT: really enjoying a visit to Savannah with mrs mccool
Great weather, great food and open carry ( of beer ) !!!!

Posted by: McCool at November 07, 2013 02:03 PM (JnXjp)

200 No delay and insist that employer waivers are against 'Teh Law of the Land' and any changes make it unconstitutional. Period

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at November 07, 2013 02:04 PM (9Bdcz)

201 This is a good bet, but why Friday ?They always release bad news on Friday afternoons.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 07, 2013 02:02 PM (0IhFx)

Right, so why telegraph it before hand ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 07, 2013 02:04 PM (nTgAI)

202 HHS: Sebelius to Atlanta tomorrow and "discuss an important announcement related to the Affordable Care Act"
---
The ACA will do more for Atlanta then William Tecumseh Sherman !

Posted by: Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:04 PM (SO2Q8)

203
My guess is she assigns someone specifically to be their website czar.
Posted by: Methos




And that Czar is -- the fat computer guy from War Games.

"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 07, 2013 02:04 PM (kdS6q)

204
Jeff B. (and Allah), under normal circumstances I'd say your prediction is right on, for the right reasons. Just yesterday Sebelius recited the ridiculous litany of straw-men reasons for delay being unacceptable (the untreated cancer patients littering the landscape, the huge townships of the medically bankrupted ringing the major cities, the puppies going unfed, etc.). So to pivot to "delay" would be rather whiplash-inducing.

"Under normal circumstances". As we are now several years into a world in which statements and actions by major public figures that, previously, would have rightly been gigantic and consequential disasters and the focus of national uproar, pass just about without notice - well let's see.

The unimaginable has become the routine.


Posted by: non-purist at November 07, 2013 02:04 PM (afQnV)

205 What difference does it make if they delay it? The insurance companies have already sent out their letters and retooled the plans, and one assumes done all the work retooling their systems for the new law. They aren't going to send out different letters putting things back to it was for a year. There isn't time for them to implement that.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 07, 2013 02:04 PM (RZ8pf)

206 189
This is a good bet, but why Friday ?

They always release bad news on Friday afternoons.

---

Not just any Friday, either. It's a Friday before a holiday weekend.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:05 PM (/Crba)

207 OT: you have _got_ to see the video at Toronto Star today. Somebody secretly filmed the mayor high on crack, jabbering a million miles a minute about beating somebody to death. Classic cocaine intoxication. I'm surprised his heart didn't explode.

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2013 02:05 PM (+Jpqc)

208 Cooter czar since all political issues are vaginal in nature

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

209
Why the fuck does she have to do it in Atlanta? Can she not walk outside her office? You would think she might have some things to do at her office.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:06 PM (nKUHR)

210 Cooter czar since all political issues are vaginal in nature

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:05 PM (zOTsN)


That's gotta be the best vicodin in the world.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:06 PM (GQ8sn)

211 "but I also remember watching the Benghazi Blame game."


-- everyone claims dibs on "full responsibility" to redistribute the onus so no one's holding the accountability bag.

You can tell it's Mattel, it's swell, and out in time for the celebration no longer called Christmas, just "Holiday."

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 07, 2013 02:06 PM (MhA4j)

212 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:01 PM (+lsX1)

Bravo!

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 07, 2013 02:06 PM (epxV4)

213 Cooter czar since all political issues are vaginal in nature
Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

LOL, and it should be the Cooter from the Dukes of Hazard.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:06 PM (XIxXP)

214 Cooter czar

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: The Horde at November 07, 2013 02:07 PM (NF2Bf)

215 She will announce she haz vays of makink you sign ze papersss.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2013 02:07 PM (wAQA5)

216 Cooter czar since all political issues are vaginal in nature


Two things smell like fish. One of them is political issues.


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)

217 214 Cooter czar

I volunteer as tribute!

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What are the odds on Death By Snu-Snu for this year's Hunger Games?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:07 PM (/Crba)

218 In fact, this presser will be known as the cooter conference

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:08 PM (zOTsN)

219 She will announce she haz vays of makink you sign ze papersss.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2013 02:07 PM (wAQA5)

I'm tellin ya. That bitch looks like she could throw a poison gas canister into a room full of children while giggling.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:08 PM (XIxXP)

220 Not just any Friday, either. It's a Friday before a holiday weekend.

Do reporters get Veterans Day off?

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 02:08 PM (QF8uk)

221 220 Not just any Friday, either. It's a Friday before a holiday weekend.

Do reporters get Veterans Day off?

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Not sure.

Government whores get the day off, though.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:08 PM (/Crba)

222 She will announce that seventeen articles praising this wonderful law have appeared in various papers today.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (AskuI)

223
Sebelius to Misspeak in Atlanta Tomorrow to Make an "Important Announcement" About Obamacare

There, fixed the headline

Posted by: The Editors at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (X7C76)

224 You know she may just be getting ready to release padded numbers.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (GaqMa)

225 Shouldn't Sebelius be camped out in a cubicle stocked with Jolt Cola and cold pizza, frenetically churning out buggy code in an attempt to patch up this mess?

Oh, wait..., she doesn't actually know anything about the process.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (aDwsi)

226 Dumb Ace: My mind went right to a Delay but that's silly. There
are lots of "Major Announcements" she could make, like holding open the
enrollment period by another couple of months



That's a delay too isn't it? If you're going to extend the enrollment cutoff date by several months, then it means you don't start enforcement of the o-care laws by that same time.


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (GQ8sn)

227 Ironic since Cooch was done in in VA by single woman cooter

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (zOTsN)

228 222 She will announce that seventeen articles praising this wonderful law have appeared in various papers today.

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Kathleen, honey, The Onion does NOT count.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (/Crba)

229 I'm here today to express my admiration for the New Mexico police standards of preemptive anal health screenings. Starting today, NM police style exams will be a required procedure at all doctor's appointments, ER vista, and each day of hospital stays.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (j0wOO)

230 Longer enrollment period and, oh yeah, by the way - Single Payer!

Posted by: Voter who only criticizes Obama's white half at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (W2qJe)

231 healthcare.mu.nu

Pixycare!

Now where's that tub of leeches?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (i2Lsf)

232 When Sebelius announced that the website would be up and running on December 1, did she say which year that December 1 was in?

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (BvTwT)

233 132 This is where she'll begin her march to the sea.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (32Ze2)


I have this vision that on January 19, 2017, when the donks are burning all their papers they accidentally on purpose set fire to the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (3brsw)

234 “We have hereby renamed November to December and December to November. Under no circumstances will we fail to meet our November 30 deadline.”

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 02:09 PM (QF8uk)

235
Health and Ham-Wallet Services

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 02:10 PM (NbtlI)

236 What are the odds on Death By Snu-Snu for this year's Hunger Games?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:07 PM (/Crba)


May the odds be ever in your favour, citizen.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:10 PM (GQ8sn)

237
Maybe she will announce a delay of three months so dreamers can complete a medical correspondence course and fix the provider networks problem.

Posted by: Justamom at November 07, 2013 02:10 PM (Sptt8)

238 The ACA website has now been fully re-coded with Pixie

Posted by: Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:10 PM (SO2Q8)

239 @160

Shit, just what I needed the menu at cookout. It's a long drive to the ghetto, but I may have to go get me a shake.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 02:10 PM (0FSuD)

240 I have this vision that on January 19, 2017, when the donks are burning all their papers they accidentally on purpose set fire to the Whitehouse.

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I'm guessing the only portrait left behind afterward will be msot of one of Barry.

Of course, all the furniture will later be found in the new Obama household in Hawaii...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (/Crba)

241 There is no way that even Dem politicians will allow the penalty to be imposed when the inability to access is the governments fault. The announcement will be some fix to that problem.

Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (m2CN7)

242 Pixycare! Now where's that tub of leeches?

What that wound needs is a good bleeding.

Posted by: Steve Martin at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (NF2Bf)

243 I don't see how a delay is even possible.

The subsidies are part of tax law. The old plans are not able to be ressurected by insurance companies at this late date. It's FUBAR'd to the max.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (f9c2L)

244 Under a new obamacare clause: beatings will continue to be free

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (t3UFN)

245 She's going to be in Atlanta tomorrow. Well, bless her heart.

Posted by: Roy at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (VndSC)

246 Why the fuck does she have to do it in Atlanta? Can she not walk outside her office? You would think she might have some things to do at her office.


Like?
It's not like she has to crack a whip at the code monkeys....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (YIZv0)

247 244 Under a new obamacare clause: beatings will continue to be free

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At least until morale improves. So, yeah, they'll be free for quite a while.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (/Crba)

248
Does Healthcare.mu.nu involve mandatory anal probing?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (3brsw)

249 Shit, just what I needed the menu at cookout. It's a long drive to the ghetto, but I may have to go get me a shake.


That's why they have two drive-thru windows!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)

250 Free oral sex with every enrollment or some similar incentive? For the "children" of course. And by "children" I mean Millennials.

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 02:12 PM (GGCsk)

251 You know Obama has no sense of humor at all so the thought of what his Legacy has turned out to be must be killing him.


It sucks to be us, but the thought that he's seen his Legacy still warms me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet - Your Stop for ThanksMas Squabbles and Festivus Grievances at November 07, 2013 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

252 Sigh.

This Christian Redoubt thing I keep hearing and reading about is sounding better and better.

But while I am a God-fearing Christian, I don't want to trade living in a socialist hellhole for living in a theocracy. I'm too much of a Conserv-a-tarian (to steal Greg Gutfeld's phrase.)

Plus it rains too much in the Pacific NW.

But it's sounding better and better.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:12 PM (7ObY1)

253 244 Under a new obamacare clause: beatings will continue to be free

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (t3UFN)

Always have been for us. We're NOT included in your silly Obama Care.

Want to convert?

Posted by: Mohanmed the Goat Fucker at November 07, 2013 02:12 PM (0FSuD)

254
Shit, just what I needed the menu at cookout. It's a long drive to the ghetto, but I may have to go get me a shake.


My milk shake bring all the boys to the yard.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at November 07, 2013 02:12 PM (NbtlI)

255 Hooray, I'm going to the ABC store to get some brandy. Then I'm pickin up my chilluns and we are going to get us some Chic fil A chicken and a hate shake or three.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:12 PM (XIxXP)

256 She announcing the success of new coke

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (zOTsN)

257 By the way- is this AoSHQ or HA North? Has there been one story today brother where you haven't cribbed HA? :-)

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (GGCsk)

258 I'm here to announce the President's penis, though large, when well lubricated will slide easily up the American public's backside. But you have to be relaxed and willing. Republicans may experience some pain.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (OZmbA)

259
159 I think they will delay enforcement. They never cared what the law stated before, no reason they will care now.
The camp guards never give up their guns. Additionally, they know if they do this the Pubbies will draft a bill that ends the penalty and send it to the Senate. No way.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (oDCMR)

260 New Healthcare.gov website will feature 40% moar kitteh and puppeh pictures.
Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)


Anyone else remember those Adorable Care Act pictures? Anyone up for sending them to Obama's various cheerleaders?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet - Your Stop for ThanksMas Squabbles and Festivus Grievances at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (hLRSq)

261 is this the overnight thread?

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (10H0T)

262 Rufies are now covered without copays.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (B5y+v)

263 256 She announcing the success of new coke

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Did someone say coke?!?

Posted by: Barry The JEF at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (/Crba)

264 Sebelius will announce that they will be giving away a free Shamwow with every enrollment.


Also, Peter Frampton concert tickets.


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (GQ8sn)

265 She will announce that ten lucky registrants have won an Ipad

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (AskuI)

266 I think she's just announcing the waiver on the Cadillac plan tax for unions.

Posted by: VKI at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (qySNZ)

267 Free oral sex with every enrollment or some similar incentive? For the "children" of course. And by "children" I mean Millennials.
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You had me at free oral sex for the children. of course

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (SO2Q8)

268 is this the overnight thread?





Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (10H0T)


Haha, nice hash!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (GQ8sn)

269 McRib will be a regular menu item!

Posted by: RWC at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (fWAjv)

270 Major Announcement Serious You Guys:

Obamacare is Bringing It.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (tWmgi)

271 Since they're making this announcement on a Friday, I'm going to guess it's not anything positive. So I think that'll mean they're pushing back the date they expect to have the website "fixed," or something similarly bad that they'd rather keep on the down low.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (4df7R)

272 I added to the post: It was silly of me to jump right at the Delay speculation, when there are more plausible ones, like "We're extending the enrollment period by six weeks" or "We're not going to make our November 30 Second Deadline" or even "I'm stepping aside."


Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (/FnUH)

273 There is no way that even Dem politicians will allow the penalty to be imposed when the inability to access is the governments fault. The announcement will be some fix to that problem.
Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2013 02:11 PM (m2CN7)

Oh sure they will, just not the ones up for election in 14. Obama would tell all of them to go FK themselves if it wasn't for that pesky election.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:14 PM (XIxXP)

274 Ace your mind went to "delay" because you are a logical thinking being.

You MUST shut off those feelings when playing Aggressor Squadron with Ogabe team.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 07, 2013 02:15 PM (9jfyN)

275 264 Sebelius will announce that they will be giving away a free Shamwow with every enrollment.


Also, Peter Frampton concert tickets.

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Do you feel like we do?

Because I distinctly feel like I've got a gigantic dildo shoved up my ass.

Posted by: Peter Frampton at November 07, 2013 02:15 PM (/Crba)

276 She is decrying the poor fellow who got all the anal probes and is mandating a reach around

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:15 PM (zOTsN)

277 Of course, all the furniture that the Clintons didn't take will later be found in the new Obama household in Hawaii...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:15 PM (aDwsi)

278 265 She will announce that THE ten lucky registrants have won an Ipad
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fify

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (SO2Q8)

279 Does Steak-n-Shake still do half-price shakes between 2 and 4, or is that just in the summer?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (ZKzrr)

280 Oh sure they will, just not the ones up for election in 14. Obama would tell all of them to go FK themselves if it wasn't for that pesky election.

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He may tell them that anyway.

They have to run for re-election again. Not him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (/Crba)

281 I have a real hankering for some hate chicken.

Too bad the nearest Chik-fil-a in in Erie, PA.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (7ObY1)

282 >>>Why the fuck does she have to do it in Atlanta? Can she not walk outside
her office? You would think she might have some things to do at her
office.

the only three things I can think of in Atlanta are CNN, Coca-Cola, and the Center for Disease Control.

Maybe she wants to announce something at the CDC? Something about Look At All The Good Things Government Does?

They like doing that, the Look At Government's Glory thing.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (/FnUH)

283 "I'm stepping aside."


That dried up bint is not going to walk away unscathed. Her jumping for the escape hatch is going to end up being a signal that the whole thing is fucked to the core.


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (GQ8sn)

284
OH ATLANTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTz8g8yh8GY

Posted by: Little Feat at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (NbtlI)

285 All I can picture is that scene from the Simpsons where Steve Martin walks on stage to the theme from the Sanford Sons and tells the people of Springfield "You're on your own." and walks off.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (NXg/k)

286 Sebelius to Speak in Atlanta Tomorrow to Make an "Important Announcement" About Obamacare

It's not called 'Sebeliuscare'. How's the view from behind the skirts, Barry?

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (FcR7P)

287 Abortions for some; American flags for others!

Posted by: Kangleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (NF2Bf)

288 She is going to announce that the regime will take 15 GOP representatives hostage, and if the code isn't fixed by November 30, they will kill one per day until the code is correct.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (AskuI)

289 By the way- is this AoSHQ or HA North? Has there been one story today brother where you haven't cribbed HA? :-)
Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 02:13 PM (GGCsk)

Careful, you will be called out for your criticism. I don't think you want to be marpled.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (XIxXP)

290 Why didn't she make the announcement when testifying in front of the congressional committee?
Oh, right, then she'd be up on perjury charges.
Whatever she's going to announce will be illegal (announcing suspending a law / parts of a law because you can't make it work) or a lie.
Which reminds me: If parts of the law aren't going to be enacted because they won't/can't work, why don't we do the same for murder charges? Let's suspend enforcement of murder laws. Like manslaughter 3, vehicular homicide aren't murder anymore, because they're "lesser" murders. It'll save money on cops trials and free up cop court time for "real" murderers. Why doesn't anyone suggest that?

Posted by: Biblio at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (7o8VY)

291 Her jumping for the escape hatch is going to end up being a signal that the whole thing is fucked to the core.

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We know it and they know it.

Her running for the door will let the LIV in on the fact that shit is about to meet fan.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (/Crba)

292 Like twitter they will IPO the website ... ??? Profit!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (AWmfW)

293 In order to attract young people to the website, they get to vote on what color she should dye her hair!

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:17 PM (zOTsN)

294 >>> Anyone else remember those Adorable Care Act pictures?
...

I purposefully blocked them out of my memory since they all looked to me like kittehs and doggehs gloating at me that they now have better healthcare options than I do.

Just wait. Affordable Veterinary Act. Soon.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (j0wOO)

295 285 All I can picture is that scene from the Simpsons where Steve Martin walks on stage to the theme from the Sanford Sons and tells the people of Springfield "You're on your own." and walks off.

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He's right, he's not much for speeches.

Posted by: Moe Syzlak at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (/Crba)

296 "I'm putting my Dalmatian coat up for auction on eBay tomorrow. It's 100% authentic, and the opening bid will be a mere ten grand"

Posted by: Eric in Boise at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (Iy5SM)

297 Sebelius will show us how she drinks milk and makes it comes out of her eye cavities.

Fo real!

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (GGCsk)

298 Does Steak-n-Shake still do half-price shakes between 2 and 4, or is that just in the summer?

Mmmmm, Steak-n-Shake, a Midwest treat.

/Homer

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (i2Lsf)

299 She is going to announce that the regime will take 15 GOP
representatives hostage, and if the code isn't fixed by November 30,
they will kill one per day until the code is correct.




Oh man, I've got your list of 15 right here!!!



Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (GQ8sn)

300 We've improved the calender by inserting 175 days between November 29th and november 30th. So more time to get your christmas shopping done

Posted by: Sibileous at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (SO2Q8)

301 Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (XIxXP)

302 I think she's just announcing the waiver on the Cadillac plan tax for unions.

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease........

that would be absolutely priceless for it's amazingly horrible timing and tone-deafness

Posted by: wiserbud at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (NXg/k)

303 Maybe Bill O. was right. She'll commit hari kari on air.

Posted by: boned to the bone at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (Ph479)

304 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (ZKzrr)

Still going at the one I went to last week.

First time I have ever been.

Posted by: RWC at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (fWAjv)

305 Watch for the "speculation" from the Administration's favorite mouthpieces in the media. They'll be trying to smooth the landing for whatever Sebelius plans to say. Probably getting their marching orders right now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (ZshNr)

306 Or, another thought, she's going to announce a delay in requiring plans to be compliant.

Since the insurance companies aren't going to rewrite those plans, you'll still lose them, but it won't be Obama's fault.

Posted by: VKI at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (qySNZ)

307 Which reminds me: If parts of the law aren't going to be enacted because they won't/can't work, why don't we do the same for murder charges? Let's suspend enforcement of murder laws. Like manslaughter 3, vehicular homicide aren't murder anymore, because they're "lesser" murders. It'll save money on cops trials and free up cop court time for "real" murderers. Why doesn't anyone suggest that?

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Apparently they'll be suspended for 12 hours each year for Purge Night.

Posted by: Moe Syzlak at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (/Crba)

308 They like doing that, the Look At Government's Glory thing.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 02:16 PM (/FnUH)


But if it were good, she'd want to do it on a Monday. That way they can get the good news into the weekly news cycle, instead of sending it swirling down the drain like a de rigeur Friday Document Dump that gets lost in the weekend slowdown.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (4df7R)

309 I will spend more time with my lizards and crows.

Posted by: Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (AWmfW)

310 300 We've improved the calender by inserting 175 days between November 29th and november 30th. So more time to get your christmas shopping done

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Brrr... lousy Smarch weather!

Posted by: Homer J. Simpson at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (/Crba)

311 It's not called 'Sebeliuscare'. How's the view from behind the skirts, Barry?

Only credit for good goes to Teh Won. I thought you knew how this game was played!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (i2Lsf)

312 or even "I'm stepping aside."

If she wasted taxpayer money to fly her and her staff to GA for that.......

Posted by: wiserbud at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (NXg/k)

313
Oh man, I've got your list of 15 right here!!!



Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:18 PM (GQ8sn)


I feel like a horrible person... because that was my first thought, too. >_>

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (GCdCx)

314 >Careful, you will be called out for your criticism. I don't think you want to be marpled.<

It was simply an observation and not a criticism.

Plus he owes allah royalties or a steak :-)

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (GGCsk)

315 289 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016

"The Marplings will continue until continuity is achieved."

Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at November 07, 2013 02:19 PM (S5LPT)

316 Because I distinctly feel like I've got a gigantic dildo shoved up my ass.
Posted by: Peter Frampton at November 07, 2013 02:15 PM (/Crba)
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you lucky asshole

Posted by: barney frank at November 07, 2013 02:20 PM (SO2Q8)

317 "My website development team has been exposed as a bunch of stoopid poopyheads. I take full responsibility."

Posted by: This Has Been A Kathleen Sebelius Special Announcement at November 07, 2013 02:20 PM (A7zvX)

318 Am I the only person thinking the major Obamascare announcement is that we're bombing Iran to smithereens? Their goal has to be to change the subject. Kathleen Syphillus has as much credibility in foreign relations as anybody in the O admin.

Posted by: Mayday at November 07, 2013 02:20 PM (eHc+1)

319 She will announce from the CDC they have found a cure for cancer and AIDS

Barack discovered the cure himself


Not really


Not a lie, a miztake

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:20 PM (zOTsN)

320
Well, she won't announce her own resignation. Or, will she take one for the team - giving barry some room - and say she found it best to step aside, blah, blah, blah. Don't see it though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2013 02:20 PM (IXrOn)

321 318 Am I the only person thinking the major Obamascare announcement is that we're bombing Iran to smithereens?

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Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!

Posted by: Juan McSame at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (/Crba)

322 She probably needs to "spend more time with her family" after all these years of faithful government service.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (+lsX1)

323 209:
Why the fuck does she have to do it in Atlanta? Can she not walk outside her office? You would think she might have some things to do at her office.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:06 PM (nKUHR)


This.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (gjIQF)

324 The major announcement is that the website is based in Italy. Says so right on the homepage.

Frahgeelay.

Posted by: RWC at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (fWAjv)

325 She's going to announce that the ACA is sponsoring the 2014 Lilith Fair Tour.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (NbtlI)

326 219 ----I'm tellin ya. That bitch looks like she could throw a poison gas canister into a room full of children while giggling.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 07, 2013 02:08 PM (XIxXP)
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Please.
That's a stretch.
I have never seen a thing about that old prune to suggest that she is capable of giggling.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (dfYL9)

327 At least until morale improves. So, yeah, they'll be free for quite a while.

Posted by: Brandon
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So..., still not at the Stalin Soviet level? I'm pretty sure the families were billed for beatings administered to their family members.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (aDwsi)

328 I'm here today to announce that, like the rest of the American public, all of my flying monkeys will be enrolling via HealthCare.gov.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (OZmbA)

329 "I have been diagnosed with a severe yeast infection."

Posted by: This Has Been A Kathleen Sebelius Special Announcement at November 07, 2013 02:21 PM (A7zvX)

330 She is going to announce that the regime will take 15 GOP representatives hostage, and if the code isn't fixed by November 30, they will kill one per day until the code is correct.

Can we throw in a couple senators as a bonus?

Posted by: This Old Beater at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (+H/11)

331 you're right Ace, this is irritating, why Atlanta, why wait til tomorrow?

Maybe she's going under the bus, and O'dearone will have another prime time speech saying they now have top people on it, the media will cheer and all will be well with the world.

In the meantime, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley will go missing.

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (10H0T)

332 All this Kremlinology could be fuel for despair for the unwary. "You mean even people like Ace are awaiting with bated breath what our god-king Ogabe will do next?!? What about The People?"
Out here where I live, in the real world, where most of the economy is production, or service directly to production, We The People hate this s**t. The ones who don't are the Presbyterian pastors named Heather, the schoolteachers who drive imports and not trucks, and a few soreheads who think the aliens will return for us soon. Right now, I don't see any embrace of Socialized Medicine, Communism, clitoridectomies, or cousin marriage.
Who cares what Secretary Hatchet-face is going to say?

Posted by: Amos Singletary, but west of the Mississippi at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (1/4XQ)

333 324 The major announcement is that the website is based in Italy. Says so right on the homepage.

Frahgeelay.

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How approrpriate... the words I used to describe the site got my wife to wash my mouth out with soap.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (/Crba)

334
My serious guess is that she will say any current insurance people have will qualify for 2014 no matter the conditions.

This gets them past the election.

Questions of 'What about the Law?' and 'But aren't people dying from their substandard insurance?' will go unanswered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (nKUHR)

335 She's announcing her "Diaphragms for Obamacare" contest.

Send us a picture of your new Diaphragms, paid for by Obamacare, in the most inventive place. The winner get free STD treatment for life.

Posted by: Marcus at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (GGCsk)

336 I have never seen a thing about that old prune to suggest that she is capable of giggling.

Posted by: Margarita
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Whatever..

Posted by: Katheen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (aDwsi)

337 Sources say that her important announcement is that she saved $18,000/year by switching to Geico.

Posted by: Some Irritating Lizard at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (QKYRm)

338 330 She is going to announce that the regime will take 15 GOP representatives hostage, and if the code isn't fixed by November 30, they will kill one per day until the code is correct.

Can we throw in a couple senators as a bonus?

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Do we get to choose who?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (/Crba)

339 330 She is going to announce that the regime will take 15 GOP representatives hostage, and if the code isn't fixed by November 30, they will kill one per day until the code is correct.

Can we throw in a couple senators as a bonus?



How about just one Kris Krispie?

He's gotta equal 15 GOP Reps. At least.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (7ObY1)

340
Next July 14, we need to refer to each other as "Citizen" and instead of "the barrel" people will go to the guillotine. It'll be fun.

Sans Culottes! or should it be Sans Pantalon!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 02:23 PM (3brsw)

341 Why wait till Friday?

It's the day of prayer and she needs all she can get.

Posted by: Mohanmed the Goat Fucker at November 07, 2013 02:23 PM (0FSuD)

342 Kathleen Sebelius:


http://tinyurl.com/mps4vz4

Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2013 02:23 PM (wmU4G)

343 337 Sources say that her important announcement is that she saved $18,000/year by switching to Geico.

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Which is appropriate, as I think that the only qualification for the management team overseeing this abortion-bucket leftover is that they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:23 PM (/Crba)

344 Maybe The Scrawny Old Grey Wrinkled Mare is announcing her resignation due to the complete and utter failure and incompetence of her leadership?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates elections at November 07, 2013 02:23 PM (baL2B)

345 Potemkin Web Site

Posted by: boned to the bone at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (Ph479)

346
I also think that mocking song had more effect than the Dem meeting. They HATE to be mocked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (nKUHR)

347 Why wait till Friday?

Saturday would be more historically relevant. O_o

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs ice cream at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (ZKzrr)

348 How about just one Kris Krispie? He's gotta equal 15 GOP Reps. At least.
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Let's get the seesaw out and test it

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (AskuI)

349 Could be an announcement that you can pay your fine for non-compliance with the individual mandate by clicking the Pay Pal button on the healthcare.gov website. Alternatively, the IRS will also accept payment in bitcoin, fresh eggs and/or "Sebelius Bux."

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (+lsX1)

350 You idiots it's obvious why it is going to be in Atlanta. She is going to announce that Cynthia McKinney is being put in charge of obamacare!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (t3UFN)

351
266 I think she's just announcing the waiver on the Cadillac plan tax for unions.

In Atlanta? If this were the message she would be in Detroit or Chicago.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (oDCMR)

352 Pretty much under the radar, the Two people in charge of IT from HHS and Medicare people... have resigned.

We're talking CIOs....

They were not fired.... but resigned with little fanfare...

So the two folks who know most about how this happened, AND how to fix it.... are gone...

But no Political Appointees....

How.... interesting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (lZBBB)

353 This whole thing has produced more poster children than any government program ever conceived.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (aDwsi)

354
Time to harvest some careers.
Now, first who voted for 404Care?

Posted by: The Midterm Grim Reaper at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (QKYRm)

355 How approrpriate... the words I used to describe the site got my wife to wash my mouth out with soap.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (/Crba)

Should have blamed Flick, errr, I mean Cruz.

Posted by: RWC at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (fWAjv)

356 We are now offering health insurance policies via eBay!

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (j0wOO)

357 "The Administration's T4 Program is being temporarily suspended due to a shortage of buses."

Posted by: This Has Been A Kathleen Sebelius Special Announcement at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (A7zvX)

358 Romeo - link?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (aDwsi)

359 I think we should start calling Obamacare- Benghazicare.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2013 02:26 PM (m2CN7)

360 343 337 Sources say that her important announcement is that she saved $18,000/year by switching to Geico.

Don't laugh.

You know GEICO states for Government Employees Insurance Company, right?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 02:26 PM (0FSuD)

361 She is going to announce that the regime will take 15 GOP representatives hostage, and if the code isn't fixed by November 30, they will kill one per day until the code is correct.

Can we throw in a couple senators as a bonus?

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Do we get to choose who?



No. Too bonusey.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2013 02:26 PM (YIZv0)

362 I'm here at the CDC to announce that the "special" flu vaccine for Republicans is ready and Republicans and Libertarians should report to their ACA-approved physicians for immediate inoculation.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:26 PM (OZmbA)

363 266 I think she's just announcing the waiver on the Cadillac plan tax for unions.
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I can think of better places than Atlanta to officially declare that there are two classes of Americans. In fact, most places would be better.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 02:26 PM (AskuI)

364 Starting November 11, you can pay for your new health insurance plans with Bitcoin.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius, Sooper Genius at November 07, 2013 02:26 PM (NXg/k)

365 364 Starting November 11, you can pay for your new health insurance plans with Bitcoin.

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Well, they DO have to find a way to use that haul they seized from Silk Road...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:27 PM (/Crba)

366
So major announcement is like the "major award" from the Christmas Story?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (3brsw)

367 She is going to announce that Master-Blaster runs Obamatown.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (Ua6T/)

368 Maybe she will announce that website will be open on Veterans Day, for all you little people that can't mail in your forms at the closed Post Office.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (0FSuD)

369 Even if this place was nothing more than tepid air with better comments I'd be fine with that, and how many cobs do they have with a sexy hump?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (epxV4)

370 She is going to announce that Cynthia McKinney is being put in charge of obamacare!

Holy shit.
That's so incredibly horrible--and yet popular with the people who put SCOAMF in power--that it just might be true.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs ice cream at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (ZKzrr)

371 367 She is going to announce that Master-Blaster runs Obamatown.

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End embargo.

Posted by: Master at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (/Crba)

372 She is going to announce that Cynthia McKinney is being put in charge of obamacare!

Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Why not? I mean if Sheila Jackson Lee is good for Sec. of State, it would just follow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (aDwsi)

373
Is the CDC in Atlanta?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (nKUHR)

374 From now on, peaches will be covered under the ACA (after the 35 peach deductible has been met).

Posted by: sibilious at November 07, 2013 02:28 PM (SO2Q8)

375 im on a lot of the healthcare gov blogs. shes been doing daily progress reports so i bet shes going to mostly sum up and call it a milestone.

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (IBmPN)

376 She's just going to play the scene from Animal House where Belushi hands Flounder the six pack of beer and Otter says: "You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes!
You fucked up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can
help . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman, AKA Gerdy's Tubercle at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (8+xjO)

377 "Rectal prolapse due to Administration ass-rape will now be a covered pre-existing condition under all 404care policies."

Posted by: This Has Been A Kathleen Sebelius Special Announcement at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (A7zvX)

378 She there to announce the quarenteen of Ted Cruz. Anytime for his capture will be rewarded

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (zOTsN)

379 Does it come in Rocky Road?

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (Jsiw/)

380 350 You idiots it's obvious why it is going to be in Atlanta. She is going to announce that Cynthia McKinney is being put in charge of obamacare!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (t3UFN)
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Hey, why not?
How much worse could it be?
And at least we'd get some rib-busting laughs out of it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (dfYL9)

381 and how many cobs do they have with a sexy hump?

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Their humps their humps their lovely lady lumps?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 02:29 PM (/Crba)

382 Any tips.


Fookin I pad

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (zOTsN)

383 371 367 She is going to announce that Master-Blaster runs Obamatown. ---
BLURGEFLOMP!

Posted by: Blaster at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (SO2Q8)

384 We have turned over the redesign of the Healthcare.gov to the people who built [a href="http://theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/"]this.[/a]

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius, Sooper Genius at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (NXg/k)

385 >>> End embargo.

Not so fast, Sugar Tits.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (Ua6T/)

386 Since she said a delay would kill people yesterday, I'm guessing an extension

Posted by: tgibson1962 at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (PtOM5)

387 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:25 PM (aDwsi)

reported by cnn..... of all people....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (lZBBB)

388 My previous comment shows why I am wholly unqualified for my job.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius, Sooper Genius at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (NXg/k)

389 ...

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (10H0T)

390 OT: WTfuckingF is up with John Kerry's face? He looks like his entire head has the mumps.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (yLz7K)

391 So major announcement is like the "major award" from the Christmas Story?


Or like the membership in the Jelly of the Month Club in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (BvTwT)

392 We have set up a second phone number for you rebel scum to use.

Posted by: Important Announcement from Darth Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (QAEJK)

393 373 - Yes. CDC is in Atlanta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (aDwsi)

394 And at least we'd get some rib-busting laughs out of it.


Not covered under 404Care....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (YIZv0)

395 How about just one Kris Krispie?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2013 02:24 PM (AskuI)

You realize every time you say his name like this, I want a doughnut.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (IXrOn)

396 HEY COBBIES LOOK AT THIS GREAT NEWS: http://tinyurl.com/m9xn4gq

Posted by: daVE at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (b7yum)

397 The more i watch the Walking Dead, the more it's starting to look like an attractive option...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (SO2Q8)

398 o/t after more than >360 posts...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mnqxwef
The importance of a light house marking a hazard on a stormy shore... must reading.
Btw, if you haven't read David Horowitz, you don't know jack. His books and websites are essential.
discoverthenetworks.org
frontpagemag.com

Posted by: Amos Singletary, but west of the Mississippi at November 07, 2013 02:31 PM (1/4XQ)

399 He looks like his entire head has the mumps.

Posted by: jwpaine
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Botox injection sites.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:32 PM (aDwsi)

400 390 OT: WTfuckingF is up with John Kerry's face? He looks like his entire head has the mumps.

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The card says it's the "Moops".

Posted by: George Costanza at November 07, 2013 02:32 PM (/Crba)

401 386 Since she said a delay would kill people yesterday, I'm guessing an extension
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Well i am really good at it..better than my killers

Posted by: Barry o'bama at November 07, 2013 02:32 PM (SO2Q8)

402 Any tips.


Call an Allstate agent?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2013 02:32 PM (YIZv0)

403 Right after she admitted hardcore criminals could potentially snatch your personal data... and canvas your neighborhood and house.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2013 02:33 PM (IXrOn)

404 >>> http://theworldsworstwebsiteever.com

Nested scroll tags!

That brings back memories.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2013 02:33 PM (Ua6T/)

405 403 Right after she admitted hardcore criminals could potentially snatch your personal data... and canvas your neighborhood and house.

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All right! Goodbye student loan payment...

Posted by: Snake at November 07, 2013 02:33 PM (/Crba)

406 They will trot out one of the young tech geniuses like Zuckerman to announce the re-fit of the website. You will be able to buy insurance from the Facebook platform starting next week.

Posted by: Helion Prime at November 07, 2013 02:33 PM (ZcYoA)

407 Surrender Dorothy!

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:33 PM (OZmbA)

408 331 spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (10H0T)

CDC Hq is in Hotlanta.... maybe she will be admitting to the outbreak of Head in Ass Disease in the administration.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 07, 2013 02:33 PM (9jfyN)

409 Kerrys face is a baaaad mix of Botox,fillers, an eye lift and a chin lift

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (zOTsN)

410 The more i watch the Walking Dead, the more it's starting to look like an attractive option...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Have you noticed that most of the 'zombies' look like hipster doofuses? That is because all of the bit players are local hipster doofuses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (aDwsi)

411
I think my sense of humor has not advanced pass 2nd grade:

http://goo.gl/X8ZCro

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (3brsw)

412 She will announce Master P will be the new Insurance Industry Negotiator.

Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (S5LPT)

413 First they came for Johnny Bench and I did nothing...

Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (wmU4G)

414 ex.

check hhs.gov / digitalstrategy

its all just blahblahblah

shes going to sum up for the facetime rehab

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (IBmPN)

415 390 OT: WTfuckingF is up with John Kerry's face? He looks like his entire head has the mumps.


My guess? He just found out he's allergic to Saudi jeez when swallowed.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (0FSuD)

416 412 She will announce Master P will be the new Insurance Industry Negotiator.

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He negotiated my first contract! Look at me now!

Posted by: Ricky Williams, Homeless On The Streets Giving Handjobs For Cash at November 07, 2013 02:35 PM (/Crba)

417 Sorry.... was not HHS CIO....

But looking at his resume and background... things become clear...

The CIO is not a technology guy.... he has a Masters in Public Administration... Started in the Job midyear 2012....

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2013 02:35 PM (lZBBB)

418 That is because all of the bit players are local hipster doofuses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:34 PM (aDwsi)


Hipsters? In Georgia?!?

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:35 PM (OZmbA)

419 She will announce that the ACA will exclude all previously known diseases.

Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at November 07, 2013 02:36 PM (S5LPT)

420 373
Is the CDC in Atlanta?


Basically on the Emory campus.

Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2013 02:36 PM (skhoP)

421 The more i watch the Walking Dead, the more it's starting to look like an attractive option...



Posted by: Buzzsaw90

***


You know, I started playing GTA5 last night...and its really fuckin fun!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2013 02:37 PM (wmU4G)

422 Speaking of what I'd like to see versus what I'll probably see:
Fred Dwyer versus a One Witch Production of the "Thane of Cawdor" scene.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 07, 2013 02:37 PM (4MIPA)

423 She will announce the administration has a binderful of Republican operatives who deep-sixed the ObamaCare website.

Posted by: MacGruber at November 07, 2013 02:37 PM (XxAYS)

424 She'll announce that crime rates have already gone down, because, ya' know, that's why those poor criminals were committing illegal acts - they didn't have health care...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2013 02:37 PM (IXrOn)

425 390 OT: WTfuckingF is up with John Kerry's face? He looks like his entire head has the mumps.



Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (yLz7K)


He's been seen beating his head with a Catchup bottle... saying "why did I take this F'n Job"...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2013 02:37 PM (lZBBB)

426 If you liked your previous policy, you can keep your previous policy.....

TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Seriously, fuck you, peons.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius, Sooper Genius at November 07, 2013 02:38 PM (NXg/k)

427 Atlanta, isn't that the HQ of a famous American company with an international brand, the first company (as far as I know) ever to sell 100-year commercial paper?
Yeah, a light house of good sense. Truth beams all night.

Posted by: Amos Singletary, but west of the Mississippi at November 07, 2013 02:38 PM (1/4XQ)

428

She'll announce that the JEF didn't know anything.

Anything.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2013 02:38 PM (IXrOn)

429 Maybe a 10% discount for those who will sign a petition to support the FDA's trans fat ban? And a set of steak knives?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 07, 2013 02:39 PM (kqGWM)

430 Sebelius: 'We have major experts in computer languages and web design who have informed me we should move from C- to C++. This will have no effect on the millions who are currently without coverage as of January the first. If they have questions they can refer to our telephone number at 1 800 F1U CKYO.'

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 07, 2013 02:39 PM (U2UQk)

431
Whatever she announces it will certainly include taking some shots at Republicans.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 02:39 PM (nKUHR)

432 Hipsters? In Georgia?!?


Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:35 PM (OZmbA)



Srsly? Atlanta, Athens, Savannah?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 02:39 PM (lVPtV)

433 She will announce some sort of social engineering; anyone who exercises regularly will get 5% off first year ObamaCare premiums, or anyone wh agrees to stop eating pie will get to meet the President. Free iPhones with every enrollment. Or maybe the NFL has reconsidered and will become the primary advertising carrier for StumbleCare.

That's the kind of stuff these tyrants think is big news.

Posted by: MTF at November 07, 2013 02:40 PM (B5y+v)

434 Whatever she announces it will certainly include taking some shots at Republicans.

Well d'uh. It is their fault, after all.

Posted by: The MFM, Fresh from Training Class at November 07, 2013 02:40 PM (NXg/k)

435 120 She is going to announce the issuance of an arrest warrant against Carrie Underwood for treason.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 07, 2013 01:51 PM (OWjjx)


Good luck. I issued an arrest warrant for Underwood and sentenced her to a weekend in my bedroom. Still waiting.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2013 02:41 PM (oFCZn)

436 Hipsters in Atlanta?

Only if they are Black.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 02:41 PM (0FSuD)

437 >>Srsly? Atlanta, Athens, Savannah?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


OK, I can see Atlanta. But the rest . . . really??? Shocker.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:41 PM (OZmbA)

438 -
Important Announcement: I would really, really like to spend more time with my family. I'm not joking. What does a person have to do to get fired around here?

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 02:42 PM (pMGkg)

439 OK, I can see Atlanta. But the rest . . . really??? Shocker.


Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:41 PM (OZmbA)



Athens, GA: the band REM? Savannah, home of SCAD? We're overrun with hipsters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 02:42 PM (lVPtV)

440 If she comes out with a delay plan, Republicans must immediately shift to calling for the delay to be extended/made permanent. It will be weakest when it's sleeping, maybe we can smother it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 02:42 PM (ZshNr)

441 Is there some other health-related function going on in Atlanta tomorrow? That could explain why she'd be making the announcement from there. Or she could be making the announcement at, like, the CDC or something, so she can give herself the backdrop of an institution that people associate with being smart and shit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 07, 2013 02:43 PM (4df7R)

442 *R.* Budd Dwyer. Yeah, a politician who understood there are levels of malfeasance that require that one special solution.

At lunchtime.

On network TV.

Go, Kathleen!

Posted by: Hot lunch at November 07, 2013 02:43 PM (ukp+x)

443 Racist ass homophobic redneck backwoods living inbreds really need to be nice and help us fix this thing.

Posted by: RWC at November 07, 2013 02:43 PM (fWAjv)

444 Photo metaphor of Obamacare that she should announce. SFW.

http://tinyurl.com/o3x298m

Note the two people on top.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 07, 2013 02:43 PM (Hx5uv)

445 Sebelius: "We have increased the monthly allotment of birth control pills from 31 to 20.''

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 07, 2013 02:43 PM (U2UQk)

446 BREAKING: CBS News

United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius will announce tomorrow that all state-run healthcare exchanges will be subsumed into single federal exchange, a high-ranking administration source has told CBS.

Sebelius will stress that the exchange will not be operated through Healthcare.gov, the glitch-ridden existing site. Rather, the exchanges will be integrated into a modified version of the Covered California website, to be created by DHS in partnership with Google.

Sebelius will be joined at the press conference by President Obama, who will sign the executive order that afternoon. The order will also require standardized national reimbursement rates, to be established and enforced by the Internal Revenue Service.

Link: http://tinyurl.com/k4hhxbv

Posted by: Joseph Plumber at November 07, 2013 02:44 PM (NvZnr)

447
Obamacare is now paying for free Flu Shots!

Don't forget to sneeze into your elbow!

Posted by: Tommorow's Sebelius Today! at November 07, 2013 02:44 PM (nKUHR)

448 We're overrun with hipsters.




Posted by: Jane D'oh


Guess I'll have to wax up my mustache and visit. (no, I'm not a hipster)

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:44 PM (OZmbA)

449 *facepalm* Tells you how much I know about BC pills. Prolly don't take them during menstrual period. What is the correct number, for my own edumacation?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 07, 2013 02:45 PM (U2UQk)

450 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ly4y4hk
Here's a day-brightener.

Posted by: Amos Singletary, but west of the Mississippi at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (1/4XQ)

451 I assume the CBS news is a parody.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (ZshNr)

452
The official separation of the Republican Party from its base will be when they go for amnesty.

-Rush Limbaugh, November 7, 2013

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (pJF+c)

453 Speaking of jelly-of-the-month, I just made up a big batch of elderberry jelly. Supposed to be full of antioxidants and keep you from catching colds and flu.

Came out great, and quite tasty. And elderberries grow everywhere around here.

Free, tasty and healthy. WINNING!

Gotta do something to stay healthy with ODeathCare staring me in the face.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (7ObY1)

454 Notes from a friend that I linked in 444.

Apparently those two were part of a four man team
of technicians send to do some maintenance on that windmill. Two guys
survived, two were killed. One wasn't found until hours after the fire.
From what I understand, the picture you're seeing is of those two that
were killed.

Zho, nyngje, what if I told you such a plan does not
exist? And in the case of these two it wouldn't have mattered either
way. The lifeliner choppers that serve that part of the province don't
carry any winches/hoists and by the time the airforce rescue choppers
(those have hoists/winches) would have been there, it wouldn't have
mattered anymore.


Posted by: WalrusRex at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (Hx5uv)

455
@451 yep. Single payer isn't for 2 years.

Posted by: Tommorow's Sebelius Today! at November 07, 2013 02:47 PM (nKUHR)

456 Just got here. The announcement? Could be anything and/or everything. There's so much that could be announced. No matter what they say, it'll boil down to, "Embrace the suck, bitchez. You're going to buy this shit sandwich whether you want it or not".

Posted by: Soona at November 07, 2013 02:47 PM (JvRFW)

457 451
I assume the CBS news is a parody.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (ZshNr)


I think so, but it reads well and makes sense.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (OZmbA)

458 What difference at this point does it make,, period...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (GjPnA)

459 @453

Yum. That goes great with game.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (0FSuD)

460 446 Joseph Plumber at November 07, 2013 02:44 PM (NvZnr)

Holy shit....

they're going full tard

Posted by: sven10077 at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (9jfyN)

461 BOHICA! Ice Cole BOHICA! Get yer Tastes Great! Less Filling! BOHICA right here!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (BAS5M)

462 389
...

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:30 PM (10H0T)


Nice!
Thank you for that.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (GQ8sn)

463 Mmmmmm, Krisp Kristie

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 07, 2013 02:50 PM (OZmbA)

464 Joseph Plumber = rick rolled

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 07, 2013 02:50 PM (U2UQk)

465 The official separation of the Republican Party from its base will be when they go for amnesty.-Rush Limbaugh, November 7, 2013
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (pJF+c)


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Yup.

Posted by: Soona at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (JvRFW)

466 Turns out that Sarah Palin hacked into the website code and ruined everything!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (UeZGr)

467 Over/under on John Lewis being with her when she makes the 'announcement?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (aDwsi)

468 or anyone who agrees to stop eating pie will get to meet the President.

I better make two pies tonight, just to be safe.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs ice cream at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (ZKzrr)

469 Free, tasty and healthy. WINNING!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (7ObY1)

Hope you are in compliance subject.


TITLE 21--FOOD AND DRUGS
CHAPTER I--FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
SUBCHAPTER B--FOOD FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
PART 150 -- FRUIT BUTTERS, JELLIES, PRESERVES, AND RELATED PRODUCTS

Subpart B--Requirements for Specific Standardized Fruit Butters, Jellies, Preserves, and Related Products

Sec. 150.160 Fruit preserves and jams.

Posted by: RWC at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (fWAjv)

470 I know! I know!

Sebelius is going to unzip her skin suit and reveal herself to be a lizard person. Just like her boss, Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (lVPtV)

471 Ever time I see the phrase "shit sandwich," it makes me think of This is Spinal Tap:

[reading a review of the album "Shark Sandwich"]
Marty DiBergi: The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:52 PM (7ObY1)

472 Sebelius will declare her work is done, congratulate herself and Obama on her accomplishments, and announce she is leaving to pursue opportunities in the private sector, specifically butchering babies with Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Adjoran at November 07, 2013 02:52 PM (473jB)

473 Mmmmmm, pie

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 07, 2013 02:52 PM (OZmbA)

474 Single payer

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:52 PM (zOTsN)

475 When do suppose Paisley and Underwood will receive their audit notices? Or, perhaps they were over-nighted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (aDwsi)

476 @446

Is this real?

Please tell me that this is schtick. Please.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (j0wOO)

477 Hope you are in compliance subject.


The Commies will pry my foraged foods out of my cold dead hands.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (7ObY1)

478 Mmmmmm, shit sandwich

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (OZmbA)

479 That was quick

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (zOTsN)

480
Katy Sebelius has a better defined turkey neck than a Thanksgiving gobbler.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (pJF+c)

481 Sebelius will announce she will be taking over Piers Morgan's show at CNN.


Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (GQ8sn)

482 I was going to comment but Good Lord, past 450 comments already. I'm sure whatever I wanted to say has already been said.

Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (QupBk)

483 Im still losing my Insurance on Jan 1...

Posted by: Lauren at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (hFL/3)

484 sebelius announces obamacare'sinternet censorship provisions and her decision to exercise them to close everything except the white hous website and imprison everyone here. also, only grey hair is allowed, quit dying or start shaving.



in other news, sebelius's secret service / flying monkey detail seen strip searching anyone carrying bottles, buckets, or anything which might hold water

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

485 Sebelius will declare her work is done, congratulate herself and Obama on her accomplishments, and announce she is leaving to pursue opportunities in the private sector, specifically butchering babies with Planned Parenthood.

… on Planet Gyron.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (QF8uk)

486 "Hipsters in Atlanta?
"


"Only if they are Black."

No, there's a fair number of 20-something hipster doofus urban pioneers in da ATL who think it's smart to move in right next to a warzone. This is on top of the many many ghey whiteys (NTTATWWT) living in midtown and the fewer big money / little brain types up in Buckhead /West Paces.

It makes for a real nice third world setup.

They can have it.

Posted by: Jaws at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (4I3Uo)

487 Sebelius is going to unzip her skin suit and reveal herself to be a lizard person. Just like her boss, Barry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 02:51 PM (lVPtV)


Impossible! There are no gay lizard people.

Posted by: Scaly Ahmadinejad at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (+H/11)

488 She's going to trot out the 'winners' like Ho Lee Fuk, Ben Dover, Won Cha Blowme, etc.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 07, 2013 02:54 PM (U2UQk)

489 471 Ever time I see the phrase "shit sandwich," it makes me think of This is Spinal Tap:

[reading a review of the album "Shark Sandwich"]
Marty DiBergi: The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".

---

That can't be a rea reviewl, can it?

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at November 07, 2013 02:54 PM (/Crba)

490 What difference at this point does it make,, period...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton
---------------------

Whatever

Posted by: Kathlene Sibelious at November 07, 2013 02:54 PM (aDwsi)

491 BREAKING NEWS


carney announced obama has tapped sebelius to run gm's pontiac division.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2013 02:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

492
Kathleen Sebelius will announce her resignation and subsequent move to Peruvia so she can fuck it up as well as she did for America. Onward Comrades!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 02:55 PM (pJF+c)

493
The official separation of the Republican Party from its base will be when they go for amnesty.-Rush Limbaugh, November 7, 2013

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 02:46 PM (pJF+c)





----------------------------------------------





Yup.

---

Remember how the differences between the Establishment Repug and the Tea Party is about only tactics and not goals?

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 07, 2013 02:56 PM (Hx5uv)

494 I would like some spiteful congressional actions



sebelius's ride reduced from suburban to fiat 500 and forced into obamacare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2013 02:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

495 in other news, sebelius's secret service / flying monkey detail seen strip searching anyone carrying bottles, buckets, or anything which might hold water
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (Z9EHQ)


Pssst. Good news, we'safe.

We don't hold any water.

Posted by: Lefty Arguments for Obamacare at November 07, 2013 02:56 PM (sbV1u)

496 >>carney announced obama has tapped sebelius

A gay dude tapped Sebelious ?

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 02:56 PM (OZmbA)

497 BREAKING NEWS





carney announced obama has tapped sebelius to run gm's pontiac division.

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MOAR BREAKING NEWS

carney announced obama has tapped sebelius


Posted by: The Enquirer at November 07, 2013 02:56 PM (nELVU)

498 I'm sure announce it's alllllll fixed now... sort of...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 07, 2013 02:57 PM (9+ccr)

499 in other news, sebelius's secret service / flying monkey detail seen strip searching anyone carrying bottles, buckets, or anything which might hold water
---------------------

Pretty sure the flying monkeys are under Valjar's command rather than SS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 02:57 PM (aDwsi)

500 That can't be a rea reviewl, can it?


There's a thin line between clever and stupid, David.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 07, 2013 02:58 PM (7ObY1)

501 I was going to comment but Good Lord, past 450 comments already. I'm sure whatever I wanted to say has already been said.
Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 02:53 PM (QupBk)

Nobody has said that.

Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2013 02:58 PM (m2CN7)

502 She'll announce Rachel Jeantel has been tapped to be Healthcare Czar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 02:58 PM (lVPtV)

503 MOAR BREAKING NEWS

carney announced obama has tapped sebelius


Posted by: The Enquirer at November 07, 2013 02:56


upon hearing news deblasio calls white house to suggest long weekend in key west with foursome.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2013 02:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

504 Well, she's got her flying monkeys and I've got mine.

Posted by: ValJar at November 07, 2013 02:58 PM (OZmbA)

505 The Democrats have some of the most vile,useless women in politics.Sebelius,Granholm,Jarrett,Pelosi,Feinstein,Mikulski.The list goes on and on.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 02:59 PM (zqvg6)

506
5The cancelled policies are dead and won't be resurrected. It's too little, too late. A delay does nothing. Only a complete scrapping would do any good at this juncture.

Just like the light bulb ban. Congress didn't repeal it until the last light bulb factory in the U.S. was closed and razed.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at November 07, 2013 03:00 PM (/AHDz)

507 The big announcement, an apology to Joe "You Lie" Wilson.

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2013 03:00 PM (wBhKc)

508 505 The Democrats have some of the most vile,useless women in politics.Sebelius,Granholm,Jarrett,Pelosi,Feinstein,Mikulski.The list goes on and on.

And my favorite poodle debbie washerwoman schultz...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 07, 2013 03:00 PM (9+ccr)

509 505
The Democrats have some of the most vile,useless women in
politics.Sebelius,Granholm,Jarrett,Pelosi,Feinstein,Mikulski.The list
goes on and on.




Don't forget me!

Posted by: Debbie Wasaman-Schultz at November 07, 2013 03:00 PM (lVPtV)

510 488 She's going to trot out the 'winners' like Ho Lee Fuk, Ben Dover, Won Cha Blowme, etc.

---

Al Fuk Dup, Su Mi, I. P. Frehley, E. Normus Johnson, Al Coholic, Wi Tu Lo, and Dick Gozinya could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 03:01 PM (/Crba)

511 .Sebelius,Granholm,Jarrett,Pelosi,Feinstein,Mikulski.The list goes on and on.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 02:59 PM (zqvg6)
-----
Hillary??? How the hell does Hillary get left off that list;

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2013 03:01 PM (nELVU)

512 The administration's argument for the individual market applies to the
employer-based market: No one with health insurance should expect to
keep their current plan forever.

Posted by: Edward R Morrow at November 07, 2013 03:01 PM (e8kgV)

513 The Democrats have some of the most vile,useless women in politics.Sebelius,Granholm,Jarrett,Pelosi,Feinstein,Mikulski.The list goes on and on.

Posted by: steevy
---------

You did not mention Debbie, but she has to be a Top-10 pick, I think. You're correct, though, the list would be very, very long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 03:02 PM (aDwsi)

514 Al Fuk Dup, Su Mi, I. P. Frehley, E. Normus Johnson, Al Coholic, Wi Tu Lo, and Dick Gozinya could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 07, 2013 03:01 PM (/Crba)

----
Enda Van Ayshun was there and speaking loudly tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2013 03:02 PM (nELVU)

515 Well, well. Da Zero finally busted back through the -20 approval on Rasmussen. About fukkin' time.

Posted by: maddogg at November 07, 2013 03:02 PM (xWW96)

516 Obama’s U.N. Ambassador Samantha Power Gushes Uncontrollably Over Hanoi Jane…



Of course moonbats like Samantha Power don’t think Fonda did anything wrong when she sided with the enemy in North Vietnam.


Weasel Zippers:

THIS is thread worthy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 03:02 PM (t3UFN)

517 The U. S. is coming apart at the seams, and Sheppy leads with Toronto's crack-head mayor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 03:02 PM (lVPtV)

518
Don't put me on your list.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (pJF+c)

519 carney announced obama has tapped sebelius to run gm's pontiac division.

---

Please, as if i would tap that

Posted by: Barry o'bama at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (SO2Q8)

520 61
A delay until after 2014





No doubt

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 01:43 PM (zOTsN)
************Yep, post election and because it is all about the website and not about the "Law" (snicker).

Posted by: gracepmc at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (rznx3)

521 Time for my pre-shutdown strategy. I have dubbed it the Back to the Future III strategy, we need to speed up implementation of the Obamacare freight train with artificial accelerants, once we get it up to 88 miles an hour, we can go back and undo it, while the train flies off the cliff.

When this thing gets up to 88 miles an hour, your going to see some serious shit.

No more delays.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (n/ogz)

522 Yeah,Hillary should have been at the top,she's currently "unemployed" though,my point is that there are so many.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (zqvg6)

523 It was just leaked!!!
She's leaving office to take over for Aaron Rodgers!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (frroL)

524 THIS is thread worthy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 07, 2013 03:02 PM (t3UFN)



Un-fucking believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (lVPtV)

525 What if they announced single payer as the solution



Who would stop them

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 03:03 PM (zOTsN)

526 516 There's another,Samantha Power.Vile,useless twat.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 03:04 PM (zqvg6)

527 Strange. We haven't heard hardly anything from Olumpia Snowe.

Posted by: Soona at November 07, 2013 03:04 PM (JvRFW)

528 Pretty sure the flying monkeys are under Valjar's command rather than SS.
----
East, West, plenty of monkeys to go around my pretties

Posted by: Valjar of the West at November 07, 2013 03:04 PM (SO2Q8)

529
I don' think they can delay it. Not after Sebelius went in front of congress and said a delay would kill cancer patients

Posted by: J. Locke at November 07, 2013 03:05 PM (9RGT+)

530 Nice!
Thank you for that.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 02:49 PM (GQ8sn

well this thread had a certain ONT feel to it, so I thought I test it to see if it worked in the nic. looks like you were paying attention

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 03:05 PM (10H0T)

531
We lost SE Cupp when she began sucking Van Jones.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 03:05 PM (pJF+c)

532 I'm so glad the Republican's in the Senate just rubber stamp every appointment.No doubt the Democrats will return the favor in the future.Bwahahahahaha.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 03:05 PM (zqvg6)

533 We lost SE Cupp when she began sucking Van Jones.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 03:05 PM (pJF+c)

----
Wait....... WUT?????

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2013 03:06 PM (nELVU)

534 404Care is never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Al "It Was Our Story" Gore at November 07, 2013 03:06 PM (BAS5M)

535 515: I cancelled my subscription to Rasmussen because they kept sending me hate-and-ignorance-filled articles from someone named Huma Frollop (Horma Trollop?). I miss the data.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2013 03:06 PM (gjIQF)

536 well this thread had a certain ONT feel to it, so I
thought I test it to see if it worked in the nic. looks like you were
paying attention

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 03:05 PM (10H0T)

ONT? Really?

I guess it's all the crazy crazy happening right now.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 03:06 PM (GQ8sn)

537 The cancelled policies are dead and won't be resurrected. It's too little, too late. A delay does nothing. Only a complete scrapping would do any good at this juncture.

Just like the light bulb ban. Congress didn't repeal it until the last light bulb factory in the U.S. was closed and razed.



Hello Chinese insurance!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2013 03:06 PM (YIZv0)

538 522 Yeah,Hillary should have been at the top,she's currently "unemployed" though,my point is that there are so many.
----

Just don't put your list in a binder!

Posted by: Mitt Romney, presidential silver medalist at November 07, 2013 03:07 PM (SO2Q8)

539 Michele Fauntleroy

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2013 03:08 PM (7PjX7)

540 carney announced obama has tapped sebelius


Posted by: The Enquirer at November 07, 2013 02:56 PM (nELVU)

Wait, I thought Obama liked.....


http://tinyurl.com/n4s6pjn

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 03:08 PM (0FSuD)

541 ywah gonna getta bettah pllannn

Posted by: eleanor clift at November 07, 2013 03:09 PM (Kxz3Y)

542 It's never going to get up and running. It doesn't work. It won't work. The math is based on deliberately faulty assumptions. The fight is going to last for years, there won't be a single pen stroke abolishing it any time soon.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 03:09 PM (ZshNr)

543 523 It was just leaked!!! She's leaving office to take over for Aaron Rodgers!!

---

Wait, she can't use her broom can she?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2013 03:10 PM (SO2Q8)

544 Anh, it wil just be something to make the program look good. You know, "the burnishing in Atlanta".

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at November 07, 2013 03:11 PM (/mi6H)

545 Any attempt to alter the law is racially motivated..., unless Barky does it, then it is wise and prudent.., brilliant even.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 03:11 PM (aDwsi)

546 Sebelius will announce that she is the new Headmistress of Slytherin.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 03:12 PM (ZshNr)

547 She's declaring martial law

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 03:12 PM (zOTsN)

548 She's joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Catherine Administration, by Bravo

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 03:14 PM (zOTsN)

549 It's never going to get up and running. It doesn't work. It won't work. The math is based on deliberately faulty assumptions. The fight is going to last for years, there won't be a single pen stroke abolishing it any time soon.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 07, 2013 03:09 PM (ZshNr)


------------------------------------------


I've said this before. This law is accomplishing exactly what it was supposed to do. Destroy a large segment of American exceptionalism and force us into complete socialism.

The dems want chaos. They need chaos.

Posted by: Soona at November 07, 2013 03:15 PM (JvRFW)

550 How did it get Catherine from the Obama?

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 03:15 PM (zOTsN)

551 In the meantime, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley will go missing.

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (10H0T)

-------

I'd like to point out that someone mentioned "full unrestricted Jacksonian fury" on the ONT the other night, and this would be a good way to light that firecracker.

And by light that firecracker I mean get shot in the face when they show up at their door.

Posted by: Cold Rage at November 07, 2013 03:18 PM (I5MWJ)

552 My prediction:

Obama sacrifices Sebelius on the advice of Jarett. Appoints a "fixer" who moves it to single payer, GOP RINOs get on board so fast it'd look like they were drowning.

Don't tell me you can't see this coming.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 03:18 PM (x3YFz)

553
I doan know nothing 'bout birthing no software!

Posted by: Katheen Sebelius at November 07, 2013 03:18 PM (aDwsi)

554 551
In the meantime, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley will go missing.

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 02:22 PM (10H0T)

Only with a Clinton in office. Hillary won't have that pull till 2016. Obama isn't good at assassination.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 03:19 PM (x3YFz)

555 Maybe Mr. Sebelius is announcing that Mr. Obama has the seven year itch and will be choosing a new mate for pon farr?

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2013 03:19 PM (UzPAd)

556 Don't tell me you can't see this coming.

Posted by: tangonine
------------

Yeah, the non-stop drumbeat (abetted by the MSM), "It would work, if only Rebuplicans would help."

They just don't get it..., and a lot of the Republican political class doesn't either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 03:20 PM (aDwsi)

557 Obama isn't good at assassination.

Are you kidding me?

I'm GREAT at killing people!!!

Posted by: Prezzie Killah B at November 07, 2013 03:23 PM (NXg/k)

558 I'm GREAT at killing people!!!


Posted by: Prezzie Killah B at November 07, 2013 03:23 PM (NXg/k)


Only your gay lovers.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 03:25 PM (x3YFz)

559 From the WaPo ...


The administration’s effort to pin the blame on insurance companies is a
classic case of misdirection.

Between 75 and 95 percent of the problem
stems from the effective date, but the White House chooses to keep the
focus elsewhere.


Three Pinocchios



.. Between 75 and 95 percent of the problem
stems from the effective date, so change the effective date ... problem abates.

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly guile” Obama at November 07, 2013 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

560 "All of the personal identifying information on healthcare.gov has been compromised because one of my deputies lost a laptop computer with a backup copy of the database. We regret any inconvenience this may cause."

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord at November 07, 2013 03:51 PM (OY/SZ)

561
we are adding more cowbell...

Posted by: Sebelius De Ville at November 07, 2013 04:07 PM (eQZZW)

562 Important announcement about hemorrhoids, dementia, Alzheimer's, and burial before you ever get a dime of compensation from your ObamasCare POLICY.

"Buck Up" BHO

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 07, 2013 04:39 PM (MhA4j)

563 Sebelius rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?

All your life you've never seen a woman
Taken by the wind
Would you stay if she promised you heaven?
Will you ever win?

She is like a cat in the dark
And then she is the darkness
She rules her life like a fine skylark
And when the sky is starless

All your life you've never seen a woman
Taken by the wind
Would you stay if she promised you heaven?
Will you ever win?
Will you ever win?

Posted by: Apologies to Ms. Nicks at November 07, 2013 04:57 PM (O7OxF)

564 She will announce that she will be reappearing on Jon Stewart's show, now that he noticed the horse head in his bed.

Posted by: Bufalobob at November 07, 2013 05:12 PM (r8ENS)

565 The only rational thing she could say is we're sorry for foisting this stupidity upon you all and we'll ask Congress to repeal it immediately.

Posted by: Servius at November 08, 2013 08:56 AM (SXIn9)






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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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