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1 *crickets*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (GjPnA)

2 Yay. Dump!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (b1/nQ)

3 Obama Admin Tells North Dakota's BCBC To Not Release The Number Of People Who Successfully Enrolled


These people are simply amazing. They are openly brazen now. Can the MFM keep covering up for them?

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (zZbNF)

4 wheeeeeeeee!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 23, 2013 09:36 AM (8JJ6O)

5 The WH dude wasn't fired for using a fake name, he was fired because he hurt Val-Jar's feelings.

They all use fake names, remember Richard Windsor.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (/kI1Q)

6 Amputee Paralympian Has The Best Halloween Costumes


Dude has mad skillz. Last year went as The Leg Lamp from Christmas Story.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (b1/nQ)

7 90,609,000 Americans Not In The Labor Force

I don't know about them, but I am testing for Caterpillar on thursday and BMW called me back to finish my Physical. The jobs are out there. You need to be clean and occasionally sober with a little common sense.

In a way I would like to work for CAT. It will be fun to help build the machines that dig the mass graves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (XIxXP)

8 For those who missed the bottom of the last thread - Carol's going to see her brother for the first time today and could use prayers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (zF6Iw)

9 These people are simply amazing. They are openly brazen now. Can the MFM keep covering up for them?

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (zZbNF)

Of course they can.

Posted by: RWC at October 23, 2013 09:38 AM (fWAjv)

10
Obama Admin Tells North Dakota's BCBC To Not Release The Number Of People Who Successfully Enrolled




I wonder why?

"a spokeswoman from Blue Cross Blue Shield says about 14 North Dakotans have signed up for coverage since the federal exchange went live Oct. 1. That brings total statewide enrollment to 20 – less than one a day. "

Well, there you go.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2013 09:38 AM (kdS6q)

11 90,609,000 Americans Not In The Labor Force


That is enough to tell you that actual unemployment if calculated accurately is >20%.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:38 AM (zZbNF)

12 For those who missed the bottom of the last thread - Carol's going to see her brother for the first time today and could use prayers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (zF6Iw)

WOW, thats gonna be tough. Prayers sent.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (XIxXP)

13 Yeah, I've been telling people they can see the available plans and their non subsidized price at value penguin for weeks.

Posted by: Lauren at October 23, 2013 09:41 AM (ELdpj)

14 It Appears That Health Plan Prices Without Subsidies Are Sitting Open On The Internet

lol

Are the "fixing" the site in real time, now?

Real time dirty laundry viewing.

Wheeeeee!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:41 AM (IXrOn)

15 Rasmussen has McCauliffe up by SEVENTEEN points in VA. Gonna be a bloodbath for the GOP next year.

Posted by: hank at October 23, 2013 09:41 AM (eX3h/)

16 RE: Flesh Eating Drug Reportedly Spreading In The USA

http://tinyurl.com/mgbu4mr

"The story leaves the impression that desomorphine itself causes this damage, which would be puzzling since the drug was patented in 1932 and marketed as a painkiller in Switzerland under the brand name Permonid, with nary a report of rotting patients from the inside out. The hazards posed by the illicit version stem from the caustic solvents and catalysts that amateur chemists fail to remove before injecting the stuff (as well as the dangers associated with unsanitary injection practices). "While pure desomorphine is probably no more toxic than morphine," notes the blog Opiophilia, "the solvents and chemicals used in the reaction cause sores at the site of injection, necrosis of flesh and turns the skin scaly (hence the name 'crocodile').""

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (zpNwC)

17 You need to be clean and occasionally sober with a little common sense.



No chance for the Horde then.


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (GQ8sn)

18 You need to be clean and occasionally sober with a little common sense.

And roll out of bed before lunch. Really limits your social life.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (/kI1Q)

19 They are openly brazen now. Can the MFM keep covering up for them? Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (zZbNF)

Yes. They are the enemedia for a reason.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (4df7R)

20 Irony: Chris Matthews Hosting Gala For Mental Health

Next: Barry Hosts HonestyIsAVirtue.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:44 AM (IXrOn)

21 God bless you, CarolT, and strength be with you and your brother. {{{Carol}}}

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:44 AM (4df7R)

22 I thought Desomorphine was Lucille Ball's husband?

Posted by: joey biden at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (tHXgZ)

23 Is is Fecundophobia to fear bringing a child into this environment? Freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (epxV4)

24 White House Official Fired For Tweeting Under Fake Name

I honestly cannot believe it took them this long.

Enemy within.

We need more.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (IXrOn)

25 Steny Hoyer has a company called 'Aquilent' in his district whose main line of business is developing and running Government web portals.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (QXlbZ)

26 Well folks, gonna get in a walk this morning as it has warmed up some now and I have missed it the last several days. bbl

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (zZbNF)

27 The reason why they are seeking to suppress the sign up numbers is because they are UNHELPFUL to their cause.

You don't think that if eleventy billion people signed up for cheaper health insurance the first week they wouldn't be trumpeting that number from the rooftops? That they would be saying to insurers, don't tell anyone? That they would be saying, yeah, we don't know?

Posted by: Big Assed Toilet Snake at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (W6bkf)

28 "While pure desomorphine is probably no more toxic than morphine," notes the blog Opiophilia, "the solvents and chemicals used in the reaction cause sores at the site of injection, necrosis of flesh and turns the skin scaly (hence the name 'crocodile').""


Yay! 404Care generics!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (b1/nQ)

29
>>>In a way I would like to work for CAT. It will be fun to help build the machines that dig the mass graves.<<<



They also offer a nice health plan, the Corrie Special, that only has a single flat payment.

Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (VndSC)

30 Amputee Paralympian Has The Best Halloween Costumes

wow

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (IXrOn)

31
Meghan McCain ‏@MeghanMcCain

Holy shit, I'm 29!!




And yet, she still has that endearing childlike innocence....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (kdS6q)

32 Steny Hoyer has a company called 'Aquilent' in his district whose main line of business is developing and running Government web portals.

Coincidence?



If they work, something is fishy...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (b1/nQ)

33 Goldberg: A War That Might Happen

"A culture war is definitely raging on the right, and a civil war may follow, though I hope not. I’d hate to see the GOP establishment create an ideological rationale for being anti-Tea Party."

Hey Goldberg. That horse has done left the FKN barn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (XIxXP)

34 I would still like revenge for the Marine barracks bombing in Lebanon. I waspissed that RR didn't do anything but pull them out.
Mogadishu too.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (DajPN)

35 From the Goldberg piece:

Also, public sentiment is much more on their side than you might guess from media coverage of the Tea Party. As political scientist Larry Bartels recently observed, the public is “more conservative than at any time since 1952.” That new progressive era liberals promised in 2008? It never happened. The public has grown more conservative during the Obama presidency. The catch: It’s grown less Republican, too.

Really?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:50 AM (IXrOn)

36 Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (VndSC)

NICE.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:50 AM (/kI1Q)

37 "Obama Admin Tells North Dakota's BCBC To Not Release The Number Of People Who Successfully Enrolled"
Ahem......shouldn't that be BCBS?
I know we're allergic to BS, but still........

Posted by: MtTB at October 23, 2013 09:50 AM (8E9QA)

38
Too bad SNL are such blatant partisan shills. They could actually get laughs if they were willing to cover the story.

They wouldn't even need to change much about the administration's actions or the enrollment numbers.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:50 AM (/Crba)

39 Tweety and Patches Kennedy for mental health. Who needs fiction?

Posted by: Captain Hate on his iPhone at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (fGyQs)

40 Meghan McCain ‏@MeghanMcCainHoly shit, I'm 29!!


NOOOOOOO. PLEASE tell me her birthday isn't today? PLEASE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)

41 "Subsidy" is just cost-shifting.

Posted by: --- at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (ksJYU)

42
31
Meghan McCain ‏@MeghanMcCain

Holy shit, I'm 29!!


Is she referring to her:

(a) dress size
(b) IQ
(c) weight in stones
(d) all of the above

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (ZcS8q)

43 White House Official Fired For Tweeting Under Fake Name


What?!?! No vacation?


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (GQ8sn)

44
40Meghan McCain ‏@MeghanMcCainHoly shit, I'm 29!!


NOOOOOOO. PLEASE tell me her birthday isn't today? PLEASE.

---

Holy shit, people still pay attention to Meghan McCain?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (/Crba)

45 I would still like revenge for the Marine barracks bombing in Lebanon. I waspissed that RR didn't do anything but pull them out.
Mogadishu too.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (DajPN)


My best friend from HS was killed in Beruit. I was on a Carrier and we were ready to rock, three days we waited, then they stood us down.

They have a very nice Memorial in Jacksonville NC. It says "They Came In Peace" It rings so hollow and so much the antithesis of what they were. They were Marines. They shouldn't go anywhere in peace.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (XIxXP)

46 McCauliffe's campaign effort is getting a lot of money from gun control groups. Expect him to lead the effort to attack the Second Amendment at the state level in Virginia from here on out.

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (zpNwC)

47 Meghan McCain ‏@MeghanMcCainHoly shit, I'm 29!!





NOOOOOOO. PLEASE tell me her birthday isn't today? PLEASE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)


Uhhh....happy bornday MWR?

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

48 There are only 29 cellulite rings on Mega McCannz ass? I'd have lost that bet.

Posted by: Captain Hate on his iPhone at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (fGyQs)

49 Sebelius Laying The Groundwork For Her Spot Under The Bus


And once again this "administration" feels comfortable excusing its Preezy's utter incompetence with professed ignorance. "Oh, that happened? He didn't know."

Unbelievable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)

50 PLEASE tell me her birthday isn't today?

----

Why, is it yours, too? OMG Twinsies!

Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (GmTxn)

51 43White House Official Fired For Tweeting Under Fake Name


What?!?! No vacation?
---The difference is that he was critical of the administration, not acting as a sockpuppet to push Obama BS.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (/Crba)

52 You need to be clean and occasionally sober with a little common sense.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (XIxXP)


hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:55 AM (IXrOn)

53 Uhhh....happy bornday MWR?



Womb Liberation Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:55 AM (b1/nQ)

54 Aaaargh...My boss just came out of the meeting room...sweating. Companies health insurance rates are going up 30-40%. His words, "Its gonna kill us, I don't understand how they think this is gonna work"

This is why we are in this mess...

300,000 lose insurance in Florida, 800,000 in Jersey!! Turn on your
local news tonight instead of the Fox national broadcast. Are the
alphabet affiliates reporting this? With disastrous numbers like this,
you'd think that uproar and sheer panic would be sweeping the country.
Its not, the comatose zombies are not getting the news or simply chose
to bury their heads in their ass. LiV's run this country fueled on sheer
ignorance and an unwillingness to admit they were wrong.

LiB.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius' Musty Grey Crotch at October 23, 2013 09:55 AM (wmU4G)

55 Uhhh....happy bornday MWR?



Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)



*grumble* Yes. But if I have to share it with Meggie Mac, I'm going on strike.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (4df7R)

56 Obama Admin Tells North Dakota's BCBC To Not Release The Number Of People Who Successfully Enrolled






THE most transparent administration strikes again!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (1Jaio)

57
Hold strong, Carol.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (IXrOn)

58 They were Marines. They shouldn't go anywhere in peace.

We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;

we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)

59 Happy 29th Birthday, MWR!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (lr3d7)

60 Meghan McCain is of course referring to her age; It's her birthday. She's a plumpish woman with breasts she likes to show off in photos. That would make her not much different than many other women her age or of other ages. She's a RINO but we all know that. I wish her well, It isn't worth my energy to be annoyed at her. She is who she is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (23Kgq)

61
Its not, the comatose zombies are not getting the news or simply chose
to bury their heads in their ass. LiV's run this country fueled on sheer
ignorance and an unwillingness to admit they were wrong.

---

I'm going with "not getting the news". Anyone who either has lost their insurance or is worried about it happeninghas probably already gone to the exchange website and crashed several times.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (/Crba)

62 *arranges a few candles on the trampoline*

Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (VndSC)

63 MWR-My guess is that you are older than Meghan. You have the pre-eminence. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (23Kgq)

64 Happy 29th Birthday, MWR!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (lr3d7)


Hah! I wish it was the 29th. I am 34 today, but don't feel a day over 72.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (4df7R)

65 The reason why they are seeking to suppress the sign up numbers is because they are UNHELPFUL to their cause.

They are afraid of the domino effect.

If it looks bad, no one will go there anew, or return if they had already tried.

What we should be shouting is... Your Personal Data Is Not Safe!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (IXrOn)

66 you know who has been enjoying federal single payer health care for several decades?

native americans on the reservation

ever hear of people flocking to get that care? no way

people in ND prolly not to eager for federal health care

Posted by: thunderb at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

67 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)


OMG, funny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (XIxXP)

68 McCauliffe's campaign effort is getting a lot of money from gun control groups. Expect him to lead the effort to attack the Second Amendment at the state level in Virginia from here on out.

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (zpNwC)


========
Looks like my decision to forego applying for a CC Permit was the right one...

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (OtQXp)

69 Prostitution drive-ins, paid for by the government...


The West is done for. -_-

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (sWkj/)

70 Ha! Happy Birthday, MWR.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone but Loves Birthdays at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (GmTxn)

71 >>Irony: Chris Matthews Hosting Gala For Mental Health



>>Next: Barry Hosts HonestyIsAVirtue.org

Didn't he already hold some sort of "Transparency in Government" award ceremony that was closed to the press? Satire is hard with this administration.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (JRmiD)

72
58They were Marines. They shouldn't go anywhere in peace.

We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;

we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

---

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim, it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (/Crba)

73 90,609,000: Americans Not in Labor Force Climbs to Another Record






Barry the Job Saver or Creator: Wake me when it hits a nice even 100 million

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 10:00 AM (1Jaio)

74 FWIW,
I am to understand that they released the pricing data after someone called them out on not releasing the pricing data without an account.

They claim it's for "researchers."

I just did a little research and anything above a "Catastrophic" plan starts at $150/month. (The catastrophic starts at a low low $100/month.) in my state.

These plans would have been sufficiently cheaper before Ocare, but good luck getting people to realize that.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at October 23, 2013 10:00 AM (GaqMa)

75 is Bloombergs group giving to McAuliffe?

Posted by: thunderb at October 23, 2013 10:00 AM (zOTsN)

76 Hah! I wish it was the 29th. I am 34 today, but don't feel a day over 72.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (4df7R)


Happy birthday MWR! We won't mind if you tweet pics of your boobs too!




Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)

77 is Bloombergs group giving to McAuliffe?Posted by: thunderb Depends. Are you talking BJs?

Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (VndSC)

78
7390,609,000: Americans Not in Labor Force Climbs to Another Record






Barry the Job Saver or Creator: Wake me when it hits a nice even 100 million

---

Didn't this sack of shit and Pelosi claim that putting more people on food stamps "created work"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (/Crba)

79 Prostitution drive-ins, paid for by the government...


That's horrible, where are these dens of inequity? Just so I'll know where NOT to go, you know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (XIxXP)

80 15
Rasmussen has McCauliffe up by SEVENTEEN points in VA. Gonna be a bloodbath for the GOP next year.
=========
Can't say I care.

They've earned it, if it happens.

But hey, some will get amnesty and gay marriage, so . . . WINNING!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (VjL9S)

81 Many Happy Returns, MWR!

Posted by: barbarausa at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (WWeoI)

82 Happy Birthday to You ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸☺ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to You ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸☼ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Dear MWR, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸☺ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to You!

Posted by: spypeach at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (10H0T)

83 *arranges a few candles on the trampoline*
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (VndSC)


Probably not the best idea to put those right there. It wouldn't be much fun to catch fire while bouncing away my troubles.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (4df7R)

84 City of Milwaukee still batting a big fat ZERO for Obamacare sign-ups.


Posted by: H Badger at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (n/0Nw)

85 happy birthday mwr!!!! cake! moar cake!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (8JJ6O)

86 Hah! I wish it was the 29th. I am 34 today, but don't feel a day over 72.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (4df7R)


Sounds like the makings of a non-controversial post!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (IXrOn)

87 That's horrible, where are these dens of inequity? Just so I'll know where NOT to go, you know.

Switzerland.

I sense a Moron pilgrimage to the land of the Alps.


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)

88 And Happy Birthday, MWR. You are a pleasure on here and no doubt to many outside "the box".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (23Kgq)

89 HAPPY B-DAY MWR!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (XIxXP)

90 The "D's" are mortal enemies of myself and all I hold dear. Most of the "R's" seem good for not much of anything. What the Devil am I supposed to do now?

Posted by: backhoe at October 23, 2013 10:03 AM (ULH4o)

91 ---The difference is that he was critical of the administration, not acting as a sockpuppet to push Obama BS.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (/Crba)



That douche just flung shit at everyone, from Obama/Biden to Palin.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 10:03 AM (bCEmE)

92 Awwww, thank you, everyone! And I even get cool graphics and musical notes from spypeach despite the curse of Pixyware c.1995? Such riches!


Happy birthday MWR! We won't mind if you tweet pics of your boobs too!
Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)



Your generosity knows no bounds.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:03 AM (4df7R)

93 City of Milwaukee still batting a big fat ZERO for Obamacare sign-ups.

Posted by: H Badger at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (n/0Nw)


Well, with two Unionista Rat-infested pop-ups and only one reliable insurer offering coverage in Milwaukee, I'm shocked - SHOCKED - to find that out.

Posted by: steveegg at October 23, 2013 10:04 AM (o44nj)

94 Happy Birthday, MWR! Eat, drink, and be merry today!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2013 10:04 AM (JRmiD)

95 Prostitution drive-ins, paid for by the government...


That's horrible, where are these dens of inequity? Just so I'll know where NOT to go, you know.



Asking for a friend.......

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:04 AM (b1/nQ)

96 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MWR!!!


Take the day off....I'll call your boss.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (bCEmE)

97 Hey!


Is it someone's birthday today???



Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)

98 That's my cake! Stay away!

Posted by: meeeghan ( * Y * ) mccain at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (tHXgZ)

99 The "D's" are mortal enemies of myself and all I hold dear. Most of the "R's" seem good for not much of anything. What the Devil am I supposed to do now?



Clean weapons & sort ammo?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (b1/nQ)

100 I must say, even though I share a bday with meggie Mac, I also share a birthday with Weird Al Yankovic. That takes a lot of the sting out of it.

*goes to listen to 'Amish Paradise' a dozen times*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (4df7R)

101 80 RoyalOil at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (VjL9S)

I say let Vaginia show us what a Blue Tardal wave can do...

fuck the VA GOP

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (9jfyN)

102 Is it someone's birthday today???
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)



If you come busting out of my cake wearing sparkly pasties and a g-string, I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (4df7R)

103 Next: Barry Hosts HonestyIsAVirtue.org

Didn't he already hold some sort of "Transparency in Government" award ceremony that was closed to the press? Satire is hard with this administration.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (JRmiD)



Ah, nice call.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (IXrOn)

104 99 rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (b1/nQ)

Learn Canadian or Austrailian....

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (9jfyN)

105 Happy Birthday MWR !!! Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!!

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (P6QsQ)

106
That's horrible, where are these dens of inequity? Just so I'll know where NOT to go, you know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (XIxXP)



I dunno, sir, federally-paid hookers?


Setting aside the Rome-esque end of our civilization (this among other things), they're probably unionized with coffee breaks and the right to strike.


That might not sit well with customers.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (sWkj/)

107 Take the day off....I'll call your boss.
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (bCEmE)


Hee! I debated taking the day off, but it's so awkward to do so right in the middle of the week. Were it a Friday or MOnday I probably would have done so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (4df7R)

108 So now Sebelius is saying Obama didn't know that the website wasn't ready.
If true (which I doubt, since this is the go-to excuse), he would be the most incompetent manager *ever*, not just the most incompetent president.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (JRmiD)

109 Saudi Arabia severs diplomatic ties with US over response to conflict in Syria



Good thing the last election didn't focus on international affairs, the economy, the job market but instead focused on important issues like womyn in binders and a dog on the roof of a car

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (1Jaio)

110
99The "D's" are mortal enemies of myself and all I hold dear. Most of the "R's" seem good for not much of anything. What the Devil am I supposed to do now?



Clean weapons sort ammo?

---

We're advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns!

Posted by: Brain Gremlin at October 23, 2013 10:09 AM (/Crba)

111 I must say, even though I share a bday with meggie Mac, I also share a
birthday with Weird Al Yankovic. That takes a lot of the sting out of
it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3VjF64ga4


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 10:09 AM (/kI1Q)

112
I must say, even though I share a bday with meggie Mac, I also share a
birthday with Weird Al Yankovic. That takes a lot of the sting out of
it.



*goes to listen to 'Amish Paradise' a dozen times*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (4df7R)


Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you, wow

Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 23, 2013 10:09 AM (lr3d7)

113 Happy Birthday, MWR! Eat, drink, and be merry today!


We were ally feeling merry. Then Mary left.
We all jumped for joy. Joy jumped for the door...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:09 AM (b1/nQ)

114 Happy Bday MWR and Moogan McCans....

may you live as long as you want MWR and want never so long as you live...

and like Gabe Moogan has a nice truck...

the 5th wheel is a bit big for my tastes but "eh to each their own"

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:09 AM (9jfyN)

115 Sebelius: Obama Did Not Know About Obamacare Website Glitches








Seems like the smartest man in the universe is pretty clueless about everything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (1Jaio)

116 Setting aside the Rome-esque end of our civilization (this among other things), they're probably unionized with coffee breaks and the right to strike.

And have you SEEN the kind of people who work in government? Would you want to have sex with any of them?

And yes, I am excepting all the 'Rons and 'Ettes who work in gubmint, because we are awesome.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (4df7R)

117 That might not sit well with customers.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (sWkj/)

And you know the EEOC will have their say. Be prepared for a sixty-year old toothless tranny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (XIxXP)

118
I must say, even though I share a bday with meggie Mac, I also share a
birthday with Weird Al Yankovic. That takes a lot of the sting out of
it.



*goes to listen to 'Amish Paradise' a dozen times*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (4df7R)


You also share a birthday with Ryan Reynolds.
Enjoy!

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)

119 Happy Birthday.....you don't look a day over 25!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (l3vZN)

120 Setting aside the Rome-esque end of our civilization (this among other things), they're probably unionized with coffee breaks and the right to strike.


That might not sit well with customers.---I'm wondering if the union seniority rules are in place. Having an octogenarian hooker insist on having first choice of clients would help make the whole thing stillborn.

Posted by: Brain Gremlin at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (/Crba)

121 According to the Daily Mail (UK), teh Saudis are butthurt because the US isn't doing exactly what the A-rabs want in Syria. How do you say "waaaaaah!" in Arabic?

I'd love to pin this on Choom Boy, but Dubya started it by giving the Saudis a major free pass after 9/11. He didn't think our BFF religion-of-peacers had anything to do with it. The country should have been turned into a sheet of glass with a few oil rigs sticking out of it.

Anyway, you can read about their snit-fit here: http://dailym.ai/1eHDUZz

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (kaGpp)

122 Benghazi attack clearly linked to Al Qaeda senior leadership, not just in planning but in execution

THESE GUYS WORKED DIRECTLY WITH BIN LADEN BEFORE 911!!!!!!

this was an Al Qaeda planned, directed and executed attack that KILLED A US AMBASSADOR

very very shouty and ragey right now


they knew this the night it happened

Posted by: thunderb at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (zOTsN)

123 Happy Birthday MWR!

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (zqvg6)

124
If you come busting out of my cake wearing sparkly pasties and a g-string, I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (4df7R)



*blinks*


Have you seen the trailer for Big Ass Spider yet? Maybe they can arrange for said Spider to show up at your party!


For your birthday, you should get one of those electronic spiders that crawls up a wall, then, at the push of a button, shrieks and bounces off of the wall at unsuspecting passerby.


I was going to get one for my brother for Christmas last year, but I would rather stay alive. o.0 And with that cheery thought, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (sWkj/)

125 Mmm, cake.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (/kI1Q)

126 You also share a birthday with Ryan Reynolds.Enjoy!
Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)


Ugh. Don't remind me. I'll take "Bland actors who are apparently supposed to be attractive" for $200, Alex.

Happy Birthday.....you don't look a day over 25!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (l3vZN)


Awww. Thanks, Jinx!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (4df7R)

127 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM

Happy birthday, MWR! *offers cake*

Could be worse, though. Mine was ruined by having to share it with the SCOAMF.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (knoK7)

128 The "D's" are mortal enemies of myself and all I hold dear. Most of the "R's" seem good for not much of anything. What the Devil am I supposed to do now?

Just stay out of my way while preparing to build Bartertown.

Posted by: The Burning Times at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (NF2Bf)

129
In a way I would like to work for CAT. It will be fun to help build the machines that dig the mass graves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (XIxXP)


A bit of gallows humor that.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (bb5+k)

130
Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

---

Probably the most underrated Weird Al song ever.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (/Crba)

131
And you know the EEOC will have their say. Be prepared for a sixty-year old toothless tranny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (XIxXP)



And like that, I'm no longer hungry.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (sWkj/)

132 Hee! I debated taking the day off, but it's so awkward to do so right in the middle of the week. Were it a Friday or MOnday I probably would have done so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (4df7R)


Ok, then....take the rest of the week off. I'll still call.



And don't turn on Fox....they're about to do a story of spiders that shut down a school.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (bCEmE)

133 Happy Birthday miss assault hobbit.
I love that by the way.

Unfortunately, at 34 you see me as waaay too old for you.
On the good side, at 72....

Wanna play cougar/younger man?

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (BfZ1r)

134 And you know the EEOC will have their say. Be prepared for a sixty-year old toothless tranny.


#wednesdaynightsspecial

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:13 AM (b1/nQ)

135 *cuts slice of cake for Radish*

Anyone else want some?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:13 AM (4df7R)

136
It's a perpetual motion buck which never stops.

Posted by: Barky I at October 23, 2013 10:13 AM (sOtz/)

137 Could be worse, though. Mine was ruined by having to share it with the SCOAMF.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:11 AM (knoK7)


*SHUDDER* You have my sympathies. *SHUDDER*

And don't turn on Fox....they're about to do a story of spiders that shut down a school.
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (bCEmE)


Why do they doooooo these things to me?

See, if I were in school right now, I can guarantee that it would have been ME who discovered the infestation of spiders. And by "discovered" I mean "had a heap of them land on my head while changing for gym class." Because that's how my luck rolls.

For your birthday, you should get one of those electronic spiders that crawls up a wall, then, at the push of a button, shrieks and bounces off of the wall at unsuspecting passerby.

...

I'll... get right on that...

...

*runs away*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:15 AM (4df7R)

138
Anyone else want some?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:13 AM (4df7R)



Eh, the sixty-year-old toothless tranny hooker robbed me of my appetite. o_O I'll stick with celery for now.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:16 AM (sWkj/)

139 CAKE!!!!



Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (GQ8sn)

140 Goldberg: A War That Might Happen "A culture war is definitely raging on the right, and a civil war may follow, though I hope not. I’d hate to see the GOP establishment create an ideological rationale for being anti-Tea Party." Hey Goldberg. That horse has done left the FKN barn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (XIxXP)


His final line about how - if forced - he'd side with the Tea Party assures me my decision to cancel my NR subscription was the right thing to do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (zF6Iw)

141 Eh, the sixty-year-old toothless tranny hooker robbed me of my appetite. o_O I'll stick with celery for now.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:16 AM (sWkj/)


If I let 60 year old toothless tranny hookers rob me of my appetite, I wouldn't have eaten a single morsel since the first time I saw Harry Reid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)

142 Cake Girl?!?!

Where she changed her mind?

Ryan poked the Obamabot out of her?

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (9jfyN)

143 I like "White and Nerdy" myself

Ever since the reaction of the Amish to the killing of the schoolgirls in PA (which couldn't have been more Christlike) it's hard to not take them seriously. That's who they are. Not the Amish mafia in the stupid TV show. Of course they have problems (Who doesn't?) but the community spirit, faith and simplicity is something that's a gift to people in the outside world. However, Weird Al seems to get a great enjoyment from his work and he is very clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (23Kgq)

144 LOL at the NYT article about Obama and Syria. It says he slouched, was disengaged and impatient, chewed gum, and scrolled on his Blackberry while others were engaged...

Posted by: Baldy at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (tyDFN)

145 Happy Birthday MWR!

I love Jim Gaffigan's bit about cake.

http://tinyurl.com/ycjpozr

Posted by: Mainah at October 23, 2013 10:19 AM (659DL)

146 140 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (zF6Iw)

It's a lot like Jeff B defending the Truck Driver...

yes Jeff B He is a McCain conservative...

I am a Conservative who soon won't be a Republican, and Truck Six is a Republican who is a Lindsey Graham conservative...

we're all content.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:19 AM (9jfyN)

147 Hah! I wish it was the 29th. I am 34 today, but don't feel a day over 72.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (4df7R)


I'd tell you to get off my lawn, but. . .birthday. So, happy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)

148 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:16 AM (sWkj/)

60 year old tranny hookers?

The celery is probably limp.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2013 10:20 AM (oJ5Fd)

149 I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:20 AM (zqvg6)

150 144 Baldy at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (tyDFN)

We call that "everything" they call it "shocking"...

In Ogabe America you can get an Ambassador killed "no problem"

Fuck ~200,000,000 out of their insurance "no problem."

But don't you dare mock Val Jar..."problem"

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (9jfyN)

151 Is it someone's birthday today???

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)





If you come busting out of my cake wearing sparkly pasties and a g-string, I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (4df7R)


*crawls back inside cake*


Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)

152 149 steevy at October 23, 2013 10:20 AM (zqvg6)

Quite the contrary, I look forward to the idiocy....it's gonna be a smashing success.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (9jfyN)

153 Just for you, MWR!

http://bit.ly/H1GkGU

This is from one of my childhood faves, Los Angeles kiddie show host "Sheriff John" Rovick. Watched him every-damn-day....

Wish teh YooToobz had the full video/kinescope version of this. Ol' John was quite the happy dude, and did his show live. I still remember the day the camera picked him up after a commercial break while he still had a lungful of smoke from his ciggie. The man was a real trouper!

Anyway, happy birthday. Pay no attention to the fatass bint behind the curtain....

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (kaGpp)

154 Posted by: Baldy at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (tyDFN)

Unless it's something where's he's the center of attention (in a rock star like way) or getting the perks he thinks he deserves or applause Obama is very disengaged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (23Kgq)

155 I like "White and Nerdy" myself

"White and Nerdy" was my sister's and my theme song back when it came out. LOVE that song.



Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:22 AM (4df7R)

156

If I let 60 year old toothless tranny hookers rob me of my appetite, I wouldn't have eaten a single morsel since the first time I saw Harry Reid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)



...Madam. I raise my glass to you. o.0


May your years be full and your tongue sharp, and may the Democrats flee before you all the days of your life.


I kinda feel like the benediction is missing something though. I could add "spider free" but that would not sit well with the rest of the posters, I think.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:22 AM (sWkj/)

157
I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.



Why? I think it'll be the best one yet, and I'm speaking in terms of entertainment not sportsmanship.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:22 AM (GQ8sn)

158 I think that a guy like Goldberg,though he aligns more with the Tea Party is just wedded to the establishment.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:22 AM (zqvg6)

159 That might not sit well with customers. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (sWkj/)

And you know the EEOC will have their say. Be prepared for a sixty-year old toothless tranny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (XIxXP)


I am not sixty years old.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 23, 2013 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)

160 NYT article buries the real story in the middle. As I've been saying for months: aid to the Syrian rebels has been going on secretly for some time. Now it's back to April of this year. I figure it goes back to at least September 11th of last year.

Posted by: Beagle at October 23, 2013 10:23 AM (sOtz/)

161 *crawls back inside cake*
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)


Awwww. Darn it, FSS. I just can't quit you.

*gives slice of cake*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:23 AM (4df7R)

162 I don't care much for the Saudi's but once again a major foreign policy failure.Play the " if it were a Republican" game.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:25 AM (zqvg6)

163 Sebelius is now saying they needed at least five years to get this website thingy right.

"We can implement President's gift to Soviet America with new glorious Five Year Plan!"

Posted by: Kristophr at October 23, 2013 10:25 AM (c6N69)

164 "If you come busting out of my cake wearing sparkly pasties and a g-string, I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM"


You must have missed my link in last night's ONT. I don't recommend actually clicking on it, because FSS, but it spoke to me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:25 AM (knoK7)

165 Posted by: Baldy at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (tyDFN)

Unless it's something where's he's the center of attention (in a rock star like way) or getting the perks he thinks he deserves or applause Obama is very disengaged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (23Kgq)

=======

I think he really doesn't want to be President. Oh, he wants all the perks, but doing the actual decision making and running the national security apparatus of the country- not so much.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (OtQXp)

166 Ever since the reaction of the Amish to the killing of the schoolgirls in PA (which couldn't have been more Christlike) it's hard to not take them seriously. That's who they are. Not the Amish mafia in the stupid TV show.

To each his own. After I found out that the Amish run some of the biggest puppy mills in the country, my respect for them has dropped precipitously.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (zF6Iw)

167 we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
===========

All that time wasted in my youth staying up late to hear the Dr. Demento show finally pays off!?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (VjL9S)

168 162 steevy at October 23, 2013 10:25 AM (zqvg6)

If it were a Republican the media would be attacking us for keeping Saudi happy....

Barry likes the Sauds but he works for the Muslim Brotherhood

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (9jfyN)

169 Speaking of awesome Halloween costumes, was it Tami or Y-Not last night on the ONT who was debating going as the Statue of Liberty while her husband dressed as a traffic cone to keep people away from her? Because GENIUS.

Or get four people to go as Mt. Rushmore and have a fifth person dress like a barricade.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:27 AM (4df7R)

170 However, Weird Al seems to get a great enjoyment from his work and he is very clever.

He seems to genuinely appreciate his fans, too. He does so many live shows, and he'll talk to everyone who waits around afterwards.

Fave song evah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cCRRFi1aA

Gratuitous self-promotion:
http://is.gd/F0SH5Z

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 10:27 AM (/kI1Q)

171 Dammit. Off, Klingon sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:27 AM (zF6Iw)

172
Good morning, computerized people.

We're still screwed.

SNAFU, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:27 AM (0HooB)

173 You must have missed my link in last night's ONT. I don't recommend actually clicking on it, because FSS, but it spoke to me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:25 AM (knoK7)


I'm torn between checking it out from sheer gross fascination, and avoiding it like the plague.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM (4df7R)

174 I think he really doesn't want to be President. Oh,
he wants all the perks, but doing the actual decision making and running
the national security apparatus of the country- not so much.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (OtQXp)

----------------
He'd rather be Queen. Show up at ceremonial events, get the adulation of the crowds, wear a pretty crown and let Parliament do all the actual work.

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM (P6QsQ)

175 MWR, do what I do: Declare the entire week in question the "Imperial Holiday" and show condescending sympathy for those plebes who claim a mere day.

(I presume, of course, the Empress has claimed a full month, as is her perogative.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, back to his /roots at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM (naUcP)

176 >>Sebelius is now saying they needed at least five years to get this website thingy right.

Yeah, saw a clip of her last night saying, "I'm sorry we didn't have more time."

Not 'sorry we didn't complete it on time' or 'sorry we rolled it out before it was completely tested' or more specifically, 'sorry I mismanaged the project to the point that they were coding a week before roll-out.'

Of all the culprits, the calendar ain't one of 'em, lady.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2013 10:29 AM (JRmiD)

177 68 What makes you say that?

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 10:29 AM (zpNwC)

178 He seems to genuinely appreciate his fans, too. He does so many live shows, and he'll talk to everyone who waits around afterwards.

My sister and I got to see him in concert a couple times up here at Meadowbrook. SO much fun!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:29 AM (4df7R)

179 "To each his own. After I found out that the Amish run some of the
biggest puppy mills in the country, my respect for them has dropped
precipitously."

PETA controls the big "legit" breeder's associations these days.

If you want a pet without getting subjected to a PETA designed background check, you need to either hit the county pound, or buy from them.

Posted by: Kristophr at October 23, 2013 10:29 AM (c6N69)

180 Great pics, HeatherR!

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 10:29 AM (P6QsQ)

181 "I'm torn between checking it out from sheer gross fascination, and avoiding it like the plague.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM"


Happy to be able to provide such fascinating dilemmas. ;-)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:30 AM (knoK7)

182 Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM (P6QsQ)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:30 AM (23Kgq)

183 He'd rather be Queen. Show up at ceremonial events, get the adulation of the crowds, wear a pretty crown and let Parliament do all the actual work.



And then go home & get boned by the king...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:30 AM (b1/nQ)

184 @163- new glorious Five Year Plan."

Five year plans and new deals
Wrapped in golden chains
And I wonder, still I wonder...

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at October 23, 2013 10:31 AM (/tk/V)

185 183 rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:30 AM (b1/nQ)

PRESENT!!!

//Lt Worf

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:32 AM (9jfyN)

186 LOL at the NYT article about Obama and Syria. It says he slouched, was disengaged and impatient, chewed gum, and scrolled on his Blackberry while others were engaged...

Posted by: Baldy at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (tyDFN)


It'd mean instant court-martial, but it would be a nice slap in the face to that pissy adolescent beyotch if an advisor, senior staff member or military attache would have just stopped cold and said, "Hey! Obama! Are we boring you, little boy? You're the president of the fucking United States! PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:32 AM (zF6Iw)

187 The government just opened the prostitution drive ins.... there is still time to screw it up and lose buckets of money.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Remembering Inconvenient Stuff at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (32Ze2)

188
It'd mean instant court-martial, but it would be a nice slap in the face to that pissy adolescent beyotch if an advisor, senior staff member or military attache would have just stopped cold and said, "Hey! Obama! Are we boring you, little boy? You're the president of the fucking United States! PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:32 AM (zF6Iw)


I would drain my back account to see that happen.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (sWkj/)

189 It'd mean instant court-martial, but it would be a nice slap in the face
to that pissy adolescent beyotch if an advisor, senior staff member or
military attache would have just stopped cold and said, "Hey! Obama! Are we boring you, little boy? You're the president of the fucking United States! PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE!"



If one of the Saudi or other arab delegation had said that....oh man!!!

And they hate, HATE, Africans.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (GQ8sn)

190
This flesh eating drug - it's not a disease that spreads. They inject it, see their tissue necrotizing but keep using it. How stupid do you have to be to keep injecting it?

Posted by: Vamonos Pest Control at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (As/N8)

191 It's not "THE" Amish. It's not like they have a National Association or something. It's some people who happen to be Amish and no, I don't approve of them doing that anymore than I approve of non Amish doing it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:34 AM (23Kgq)

192 The government just opened the prostitution drive ins.... there is still time to screw it up and lose buckets of money.


Mustang Ranch?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:34 AM (b1/nQ)

193 188 Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (sWkj/)

I'd just settle for, "Hey Jugears should I just dial up the Muslim Brotherhood or do I have to let Val Jar do it?"

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:34 AM (9jfyN)

194 I don't care much for the Saudi's but once again a major foreign policy failure.Play the " if it were a Republican" game.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:25 AM


It goes beyond partisan. I don't remember any Congressional outcry when Dubya protected the Saudis after 9/11. Not even from Democrats. I think they all were united...in wanting to keep the oil (and money) flowing in.

Yes, if we had a "Republican" now, the Democrats would probably be yammering about this like weasels on LSD. Although I think the situation wouldn't have been much different. What would President Mutt Romney or President Juan McCain have done different?

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2013 10:35 AM (kaGpp)

195 190 Vamonos Pest Control at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (As/N

Funny you should ask....

//52%

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:35 AM (9jfyN)

196 Gee, Sebelius' five year plan sounds like a 'great leap forward' for healthcare availability.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2013 10:35 AM (JRmiD)

197 Posted by: Kristophr at October 23, 2013 10:29 AM (c6N69)

For all the crap I give PETA I'll say this, they've done brilliant work at infiltrating groups and slowly turning them into something else.
HSUS
PCRM
and several other's I'm forgetting.

All effectively PETA front groups these days but without the "PETA" baggage.

(HSUS is not affiliated with your local humane society, they just co-opted the name.)

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at October 23, 2013 10:35 AM (GaqMa)

198 75 Bloomberg just paid for another $1.1 million in ads for him two days ago.

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 10:35 AM (zpNwC)

199 Re Dr. Sowell's piece.

During the Clinton administration, *one* student at a local high school filed a complaint about the team name 'Warriors'. Bill scrambled the DOJ troops under Bill Lan Lee (who, of course was refused confirmation by the Senate, but became a recess appointee after being rejected) and they descended on us like locusts. The upshot, of course, was that a name that had respectfully been in use for decades, was tossed aside under the threat of being jackbooted by Lee and his minions. Oh, and mandatory 'sensitivity' training was instituted.

As a matter of curiosity, I went and checked Democratic Senate minority leader Tom Daschle's home state of South Dakota. Well, well..., *twenty six* teams named 'The Warriors', and not a single Federal lawsuit.

I am sure that the fact that our district's Republican (and very conservative) Representative was a thorn in the side of the Democrats played no part in the action.

These people are vile as are their Fellow Travelers in the enabling media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 10:35 AM (aDwsi)

200 I said it the other day,as bad as Barky is,after he is gone we will find out he was even worse than we thought.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (zqvg6)

201 "Hey! Obama! Are we boring you, little boy? You're the president of the fucking United States! PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:32 AM (zF6Iw)


I would pay. So much money. To see that.

But rather than force a member of the military to face a court martial, I'd want it to come from a civilian advisor. Gah, that would rule so hard. Especially if whoever did it then snatched away the Preezy's blackberry and took away his pen so he couldn't fiddle with it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (4df7R)

202
MWR's birfday today?

When was the last time you were spanked on your birfday?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (0HooB)

203 MWR, have some MUFFINS!!!

(But no raise because you don't provide a critical service to the country like our non-essential EPA personnel. Sorry, kiddo.)

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo Biden at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (JRmiD)

204 198 He really,really,wants a gun control ally in Virginia.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:37 AM (zqvg6)

205 Free trampolines to everyone the ettes on account of MWR's birthday!!!


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)

206 I said it the other day,as bad as Barky is,after he is gone we will find out he was even worse than we thought.

Posted by: steevy
----------------------

We will never recover from the Carter, Clinto, and Obama administrations. They have thoroughly, and terminally poisoned the well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 10:38 AM (aDwsi)

207 8
For those who missed the bottom of the last thread - Carol's going to
see her brother for the first time today and could use prayers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (zF6Iw)

She's got mine.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 23, 2013 10:38 AM (Tnlh/)

208 When was the last time you were spanked on your birfday?Asking for a friend...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (0HooB)




MWR, have some MUFFINS!!!(But no raise because you don't provide a critical service to the country like our non-essential EPA personnel. Sorry, kiddo.)
Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo Biden at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (JRmiD)


Uh... thanks, Joey. Are these the leftovers from the ones you gave the EPA? Yeah, that's... that's great. Thanks. A little stale you say? Sure, sure, unavoidable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:39 AM (4df7R)

209
She's got mine.

Mine too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:39 AM (0HooB)

210 He'd rather be Queen. Show up at ceremonial events, get the adulation of the crowds, wear a pretty crown and let Parliament do all the actual work.

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM (P6QsQ)


=========

Yup - that's it exactly!

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 23, 2013 10:39 AM (OtQXp)

211 I wonder if Bradley is going to get his hormones and bras?

Posted by: Vamonos Pest Control at October 23, 2013 10:39 AM (As/N8)

212 207 baldilocks at October 23, 2013 10:38 AM (Tnlh/)

Mine as well I was on the road...

Be strong Carol and take solace from God.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:39 AM (9jfyN)

213
I'd just settle for, "Hey Jugears should I just dial up the Muslim Brotherhood or do I have to let Val Jar do it?"

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:34 AM (9jfyN)


I think I'd almost prefer that.


On the one hand, being bellowed at by a military officer would probably terrify the JEF.


On the other hand, the dripping contempt in the line you posited would be sweet, sweet satisfaction.


Ahhhh, to live in such a world.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 23, 2013 10:39 AM (sWkj/)

214 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (0HooB)

that's how we say it.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 23, 2013 10:40 AM (8JJ6O)

215 190 Pretty f-ing stupid.

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 10:40 AM (zpNwC)

216 95% of the readers here are stuck on Red Team/Blue Team partisanship.
This is what the FED wants.
Look, shiny object. Get you panties in a wad.
Nevermind the man behind the curtain.
You fools need to wake up and realize Red/Blue is Kabuki Theater to keep you mind off the curtain.
It takes a lot of growing up to realize that your just a puppet of the ZOG banksters.
Good day.

Posted by: superflex at October 23, 2013 10:40 AM (4a/4i)

217 This flesh eating drug socialism - it's not a disease that spreads. They inject it, see their tissue necrotizing but keep using it. How stupid do you have to be to keep injecting it?

Posted by: Vamonos Pest

FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 10:40 AM (aDwsi)

218 149 I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.

I understand that the Olympic torches have been exciting, as they seem to have a tendency to either go out or explode.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 23, 2013 10:41 AM (U82Km)

219 218 Made but the company that makes the ' splodey Proton rocket.You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:42 AM (zqvg6)

220 194 McCain would have given them the war that they wanted. Not an improvement.

Posted by: BornLib at October 23, 2013 10:42 AM (zpNwC)

221 You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:42 AM (zqvg6)


Well you CAN. But people would look at you like you were crazy for suggesting such a thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (4df7R)

222 216 superflex at October 23, 2013 10:40 AM (4a/4i)

Yup we need more Luap Nor...

this is all ZOG's fault ie "duh Jews"...

you assholes undermining the GOP is probably why we're fucked of course I am joining you in leaving the GOP...

but I can't be a Luap Nor Libertarian because of that Nazi stink.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (9jfyN)

223
@216

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (0HooB)

224 I understand that the Olympic torches have been exciting, as they seem to have a tendency to either go out or explode.


Run Forrest! Run!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (b1/nQ)

225 AK, AR, y'all know what I meant.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (GaqMa)

226 the ZOG banksters.

I have no idea what that means.

Sounds like an Alien movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (23Kgq)

227 Ack wrong tread. BTW, Nood.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (GaqMa)

228 It takes a lot of growing up to realize that your just a puppet of the ZOG banksters.

Good day.

Posted by: superflex at October 23, 2013 10:40 AM (4a/4i)

--------------
oh noes teh Jooooos!

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (P6QsQ)

229 >>I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.


I'm thinking that the US coverage is going to be all gay, all the time just to remind us all that the Russians are not gay-friendly. The usual "Up close and personal" coverage but with an activist bent. Sigh. Wish they would just spend more time covering the athletics, but NBC stopped doing that decades ago.

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo Biden at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (JRmiD)

230 I understand that the Olympic torches have been exciting, as they seem to have a tendency to either go out or explode.

Posted by: Anachronda
---------------
Ah. A new Olympic event. Kind of like musical chairs. We could call it 'Pass The Torch'. All the competitors would stand in a circle, and pass the torch around until..., BLAMMO..., we have a winner!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (aDwsi)

231 NOOOOOOO. PLEASE tell me her birthday isn't today? PLEASE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)

Happy Birthday, Chica!

And don't feel bad. My birthday is the same day as her father's.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (Tnlh/)

232 226 Something to do with the Bilderbergers or the Reptiloids or something,probably.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (zqvg6)

233 95% of the readers here are stuck on Red Team/Blue Team partisanship.

You must be new here. Pound sand and take your copypasta with you, you bring nothing to the table.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, back to his /roots at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (naUcP)

234 223 BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (0HooB)

We get concern trolls from the left and the genuine lunatic "right"...

we're either doing something right or very very wrong.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (9jfyN)

235 233 Brother Cavil, back to his /roots at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (naUcP)

Luap Nor cult probably bought the GOP a spare decade of my loyalty...


Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:45 AM (9jfyN)

236
Another photo of Prince George emerges -- he looks sort of pissy.

Posted by: Vamonos Pest Control at October 23, 2013 10:45 AM (As/N8)

237 Breaking young teacher at Danvers HS in MA found dead. 14 year old of indeterminate anything arrested.

http://tinyurl.com/mrcd3h6


However a little bit of Bing shows who the most probably killer is. No word on how she was killed.


http://tinyurl.com/p3562bg


Shall we hold our breath for the corrupt Holder and his racist EEOC to call HATE CRIME!

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:46 AM (zZbNF)

238 I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.

Speaking of, the other night Boy George--from his verified account--tweeted a link to an article at Gateway Pundit about Russian gays being tortured by police.

He's not quite the last person I'd suspect of reading Gateway Pundit, but good on him for not immediately dismissing the report because of the source.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 10:46 AM (/kI1Q)

239
218 149 I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.

I understand that the Olympic torches have been exciting, as they seem to have a tendency to either go out or explode.
---
Every athlete will have to wear a dasham so we can watch Fail videos for the next 10 years.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 23, 2013 10:46 AM (Z5KPR)

240 226 FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:43 AM (23Kgq)

ZOG "Zionist Overlord Government" ie the "Rothschilds"...see it is all the Jews...

who work for the Aliens or something...

I hope and pray for an ELE to make survival a genuine Darwinian contest for a few thousand years.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:47 AM (9jfyN)

241 #174

The JEF was never happier than when he occupied that bogus, complete with made up insignias, Office of the President Elect. He had all of the fame and none of that icky responsibility to bother him.

Posted by: Captain Hate on his iPhone at October 23, 2013 10:47 AM (fGyQs)

242 Quote of the day: "Prices for everyone in the 49-or-under group are based on what a 27-year-old would pay. In the 50-or-older group, prices are based on what a 50-year-old would pay."

The Obama Administration making assumptions about the stupidity of the people based on the stupidity of people that vote (D).

Posted by: rockhead at October 23, 2013 10:47 AM (jtTKf)

243 I looked it up on Wikipedia:

Zionist Occupation Government or Zionist Occupied Government (abbreviated as ZOG) is an antisemitic conspiracy theory that holds that Jews secretly control a given country, while the formal government is a puppet regime.[1]
The expression is used by antisemitic groups such as white supremacists in the United States[2][3][4][5][6][7] and Europe,[8] ultra-nationalists such as Pamyat in Russia, and various far-right groups, including some in Poland.[9]
The word "Zionist" in "Zionist Occupation Government" should not be confused with the ideology of Zionism, the movement for support of a Jewish state in the Land of Israel. As the conspiracy theorists chiefly name countries outside that area, the usage of Zionist in this context is misleading, and intended to portray Jews as conspirators who aim to control the world[2], as in the forged Protocols of the Elders of Zion.[10]


Yep, that makes a lot of sense-NOT because Obama is such a friend to Israel-NOT

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:48 AM (23Kgq)

244 237 Vic at October 23, 2013 10:46 AM (zZbNF)

If I had a son...

OH FUCK!

//Barry

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:48 AM (9jfyN)

245 ZOG is an antisemitic conspiracy theory that holds that Jews secretly control a given country, while the formal government is a puppet regime

I had no idea

why haven't I been invited to the meetings!

Posted by: thunderb at October 23, 2013 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

246 This is such a bizarre story.

Teen Charged in Murder of Danvers (MA) Teacher
Boston.com: http://tinyurl.com/mqwgyw3

A 24-year-old Danvers High School teacher has been found dead, and a 14-year-old boy is facing a murder charge in the case, Essex County prosecutors said this morning.

Colleen Ritzer’s body was found in the woods behind the school, said Essex District Attorney Jonathan Blodgett. Citing state law, Blodgett did not name the suspect.

The suspect had been reported missing Tuesday after he did not return home from school. Ritzer was reported missing at about 11:20 p.m. Tuesday when she did not return home and did not answer her cellphone.

Police searched the school and found blood in a second-floor bathroom. Ritzer’s body was found later behind the school, Blodgett said...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:48 AM (4df7R)

247 243 Ah,yes,the "far right".

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:49 AM (zqvg6)

248 ZOG Bankers?


Gee folks I go away for a little bit and you let in a NEO Nazi racist. Any COB's out there it is time for a ban hammer.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:49 AM (zZbNF)

249 200 I said it the other day,as bad as Barky is,after he is gone we will find out he was even worse than we thought.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:36 AM (zqvg6)


I am thinking you should be saying "IF" he is gone, we will find out he was even worse than we thought.


But yeah.


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:49 AM (bb5+k)

250 246 Must have raped her.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:49 AM (zqvg6)

251 245 thunderb at October 23, 2013 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

Well there's a dress code...

and uh "Koch brothers Rayciss"

There's plenty of anti-Semitic fever swamp on the far left and right

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:50 AM (9jfyN)

252 Happy Birthday, Chica!And don't feel bad. My birthday is the same day as her father's.
Posted by: baldilocks at October 23, 2013 10:44 AM (Tnlh/)



Thanks!

And *hugs!* What is it with members of the Horde sharing birthdays with idiot politicians and their spawn? *sigh*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:50 AM (4df7R)

253 163 "We can implement President's gift to Soviet America with new glorious Five Year Plan!"

Пятилетка в три года!!

(Five year plan in three years!!)

Posted by: Soviet Slogans Я Us at October 23, 2013 10:50 AM (U82Km)

254 Watched part of the debates for NYC mayor last night...how )*%( depressing to realize that my fellow residents (I can't really say they are all citizens, due to the Democratic hegemony here) are thisclose to electing White Obama as mayor. Lhota is the resume candidate (budget director, deputy mayor, head of the MTA) but DiBlasio has a biracial family and his son has such a cute afro. It's really a dividing line..the people who were here for the Dinkins years on one side, the newbies (meaning the people who have someplace else to go when the city becomes a shithole again) on the other.

Posted by: Vivi at October 23, 2013 10:50 AM (+/8mE)

255 Anti Semetic moron-I hope to the Lord, you're some Pagan Germanic group and don't DARE claim Christianity because if you do the latter you're an insult to Christianity, to Jesus and all his first disciples who were Jewish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:51 AM (23Kgq)

256 248 Vic at October 23, 2013 10:49 AM (zZbNF)

or just edit it to say "I am a pussy afraid of capitalism, I am a pussy afraid of capitalism"...same thing....


Zero hedge has plenty of 'tards who think a "living wage" is a great idea.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:51 AM (9jfyN)

257 The expression is used by antisemitic groups such as white supremacists in the United States

No one ever mentions the black supremacists who hate Jews, I've noticed.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 10:52 AM (/kI1Q)

258
We get concern trolls from the left and the genuine lunatic "right"...


A troll by any other name still stinks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:52 AM (0HooB)

259 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:51 AM (23Kgq)


That ZOG shit is a common theme with the Neo Nazis. This needs a permanent ban hammer because they don't need to be hanging out here with their shit spiel.


Ace will get another day of no vacation.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:53 AM (zZbNF)

260 I think the cobs can handle a banhammer without bothering ace.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:53 AM (zqvg6)

261 These people are simply amazing. They are openly brazen now. Can the MFM keep covering up for them?

--

Sure, they know it works. Far be it from me to overestimate the stupidity and gullibility of the average Joe, for they are far greater in number than I want to admit.

Case in point. Someone mentioned in the morning thread how Mike Lee is catching grief in Utah for the shutdown. People really fall for whatever crap Obama's henchmen (MFM) churn out. They really do. Isn't there anyone in Utah that would think, hey, they've never shut parks down before, what gives? Or why did the open air memorials and scenic views close? Boy, it sure is douchey for Obama to close off the WWII memorial. Why isn't Obama accepting any funding Boehner and Co. were proposing to reopen this or that? Why does Utah not support Lee's position when Jug Ears stated flat out he would not negotiate? Here we are, staring down the barrel of the worst piece of legislation the country has ever seen, a $17 trillion debt and a supreme asshole running this country. But, let's get mad at Mike Lee. They (the country) apparently go full throttle with whatever crap the media throws at them. Which, of course, is just a regurgitation of whatever Obama says. Doom.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2013 10:53 AM (XB5Ak)

262 "This is such a bizarre story.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:48 AM"

Srsly. That's the next town over. The news spent all morning announcing how the missing teen had absolutely nothing to do with the murder investigation. Top men over at WRKO this morning. Top. Men.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:54 AM (knoK7)

263 Flesh eating injectible substitute for heroin. Hmm.

Natural Selection! Brother, how I've missed you!

Posted by: tangonine at October 23, 2013 10:54 AM (x3YFz)

264 ..I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.


Wait til World Cup and Olympics in Brazil . . . I've been there and its like Mad Max / Thunderdome. No way they get their sh*t together for these events.

Posted by: McCool at October 23, 2013 10:54 AM (nCSwS)

265 Nazis are not "right wing". The current crop are just a bunch of h8tful idiots of no "wing". The original crop were left wing.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:54 AM (zZbNF)

266 It takes a lot of growing up to realize that your just a puppet of the ZOG banksters.

I knew I should have been drinking Manischevitz all these years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:55 AM (zF6Iw)

267 Great job superflex. Now back to work chop-chop; those cocks aren't gonna suck themselves.

Posted by: David Axelrod - Gloryhole Manager at October 23, 2013 10:56 AM (fGyQs)

268 264 That's true.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:57 AM (zqvg6)

269 Man oh man...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:58 AM (0HooB)

270 Srsly. That's the next town over. The news spent all morning announcing how the missing teen had absolutely nothing to do with the murder investigation. Top men over at WRKO this morning. Top. Men.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 10:54 AM (knoK7)


Right? I heard that during the Kuhner broadcast. And I was like, "Um, okay. So teenager goes missing from Danvers, and in that same time period a teacher is found murdered at that teenager's school in Danvers. Sure, who would be silly enough to assume these things are related?"

Now I could buy that the kid didn't do it; I find it unlikely that that's teh case, but I could understand how such a case could be made. After all, maybe he didn't do it himself, but maybe he knew who did and took off because he was afraid of retaliation. But to immediately dismiss that the cases were related? Methinks they doth protest too much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)

271 We've got a stormfront Nazi troll here today? Oh goodie! Banhammer practice for the cobs!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:59 AM (4df7R)

272
There's plenty of anti-Semitic fever swamp on the far left and right

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:50 AM (9jfyN)


I have no personal knowledge of any anti-semitism from the right, but from the left? They don't even try to hide it.


Socialists seem to love them some antisemitism for some reason. Look at France for example.


Seeing as how many Jews lean Socialists themselves, it makes you wonder why it is they are singled out for such vituperation. Sort of lends support to the idea that there is a struggle between good and evil.

Why else would people be persecuting the Jews?

It makes no sense.




Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:59 AM (bb5+k)

273 102
Is it someone's birthday today???

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)





If you come busting out of my cake wearing sparkly pasties and a g-string, I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (4df7R)
:::snort:::

Posted by: baldilocks at October 23, 2013 10:59 AM (Tnlh/)

274 President Barack Obama didn’t know of problems with the Affordable Care Act’s website


Senior White House officials, including Chief of Staff Denis McDonough, learned last month about a review by the Treasury Department’s inspector general into whether the Internal Revenue Service targeted conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status, but they did not inform President Obama
I believe Rumsfeld called these “known unknowns”


President Obama and Vice President Biden were never personally made aware of requests for additional security at the Benghazi consulate and the Tripoli embassy in Libya


Either Obama’s staff are the most stupid bunch of clowns every assembled by a POTUS, or this POTUS has moved “plausible deniability” to a new level.

1. Plausible Deniability Salad
1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn’t look like a total glutton to everyone around them.

Posted by: E Howard Hunt at October 23, 2013 10:59 AM (e8kgV)

275 nood Nazi free post

Posted by: thunderb at October 23, 2013 11:00 AM (zOTsN)

276
Ace will get another day of no vacation.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:53 AM (zZbNF)


Can pixy write code to automatically exclude the term and alert who ever is on duty?


As a matter of fact, it ought to be possible to modify the code to alert on all sorts of catchwords.


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 11:02 AM (bb5+k)

277 Sort of lends support to the idea that there is a struggle between good and evil.

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Indeed.

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 11:03 AM (P6QsQ)

278 272 Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:59 AM (bb5+k)

"Far Right" in this case is the Luap Nor so far right they're left sense...

Vic's correct and I have gone on at length with cites as to Hitler and Mussolini's love from the left in the 30s.

Basically in some ways that is THE original 20th century domestic "big lie"...

there's Republicans who hate the "Zionists" they are just a tiny minority....

the Donks revel in it so hard Zombie had a byline....

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 11:04 AM (9jfyN)

279 " But to immediately dismiss that the cases were related? Methinks they doth protest too much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 10:58 AM"

My thoughts exactly. Well, that and the usual simmering rage at Boston traffic.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2013 11:05 AM (knoK7)

280 265 Nazis are not "right wing". The current crop are just a bunch of h8tful idiots of no "wing". The original crop were left wing.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:54 AM (zZbNF)


Which cannot be pointed out too often.


Their full name is :


NAtional soZIalistiche Deutsche Arbeiter Partei

National Socialist German Workers Party.


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 11:05 AM (bb5+k)

281 280 Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 11:05 AM (bb5+k)

Al-NYT loved them some Mussolini

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 11:06 AM (9jfyN)

282 hides my zog card back between my cleavage. opens the mail to look at my paycheck from my community efforts of the last mth.

smiles.

and Happy BDAY MWR!.. smooshes spider with my spouses huge boot.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2013 11:07 AM (nqBYe)

283
If one of the Saudi or other arab delegation had said that....oh man!!!

And they hate, HATE, Africans.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:33 AM (GQ8sn)

Indeed, they do. Blacks are like vermin to them, even the dupes who share a "religion" with them.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 23, 2013 11:07 AM (Tnlh/)

284 well fk a dk
another post is up?

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2013 11:09 AM (nqBYe)

285
Indeed, they do. Blacks are like vermin to them, even the dupes who share a "religion" with them.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 23, 2013 11:07 AM (Tnlh/)


Just another example of why it's foolish to send money to such people who insist on living in the fifth century.


America needs to develop domestic energy resources to the extent that makes the middle east irrelevant.


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 11:10 AM (bb5+k)

286 America needs to develop domestic energy resources to the extent that makes the middle east irrelevant.

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The Middle East will always be relevant. Always.

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 11:12 AM (P6QsQ)

287 286 mama winger at October 23, 2013 11:12 AM (P6QsQ)

We ought to be allowing Christianity to fight a private Holy War there against Jihadi Jim....


Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 11:13 AM (9jfyN)

288 Could someone explain to me why people use Luap Nor rather than Ron Paul?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:15 AM (23Kgq)

289
The Middle East will always be relevant. Always.

But for different reasons. Before oil was discovered there, they were pretty much irrelevant on the world stage, and known for their barbarity.

Oil wealth made them major players, but now it's primarily the rise of islam that makes them notable for their barbarity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 11:17 AM (0HooB)

290 Happy birthday, MWR! Enjoy your day (as much as you can).

Posted by: Darles Chickens at October 23, 2013 11:18 AM (z4vvZ)

291 Fenelon, so they won't recognise his name and come running to chat.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2013 11:18 AM (nqBYe)

292 288 FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:15 AM (23Kgq)

Inside joke based on how backwards they are, their cult, and the film Candyman...

do not invoke Luap Nor straight 3 times or your money becomes illegal

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 11:19 AM (9jfyN)

293 267 As a matter of fact, it ought to be possible to modify the code to alert on all sorts of catchwords.



Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 11:02 AM (bb5+k)


Hell, we can't even get what we have working right.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 11:20 AM (zZbNF)

294 291 willow at October 23, 2013 11:18 AM (nqBYe)

Yeah it's easy to forget the human waves of Luap Nor cultists we faced in 2003-2007 basically...

I mean "we won" ie we kept the cult from power in the GOP but we lost because too many Luap Nors pulled D out of spite...

see Rado,Colo and other places.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 11:20 AM (9jfyN)

295 I guess the African Americans that embrace Islam don't know that Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade for centuries?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:21 AM (23Kgq)

296
Could someone explain to me why people use Luap Nor rather than Ron Paul?

The latter draws his batshit crazy supporters from behind the walls for some strange reason, much like saying "Betelgeuse" three times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 11:21 AM (0HooB)

297 295
I guess the African Americans that embrace Islam don't know that
Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade for centuries?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:21 AM (23Kgq)


What is this "were" shit?

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 11:24 AM (zZbNF)

298 Posted by: willow at October 23, 2013 11:18 AM (nqBYe)

Well, o.k. ;^) but wouldn't you have to be more than a bit dim to not know "Luap Nor" is Ron Paul?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:26 AM (23Kgq)

299 I know it's kind of off topic but I've been thinking about what a disaster the Olympics in Russia are going to be.
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 10:20 AM (zqvg6)


Depends how many Chechens they hire to work the gates.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 11:28 AM (XIxXP)

300 So, now that the House of Saud has thrown Bronco Bama under the diplomatic bus, what's going to happen to gas prices? Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: shibumi at October 23, 2013 11:30 AM (25HWz)

301 Huntsman is behind an establishment effort to take out Mike Lee in Utah. They had a million in their war chest even before the shutdown.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 23, 2013 11:30 AM (Y92Nd)

302 Were-happened in the past. ie.-as in through the 19th century. Used when dealing with people complaining about white slavers, not accepting that it was white abolitionists Christians including the evangelical William Wilberforce who were larrgely responsible for the end of slavery. I wasn't talking about NOW.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:30 AM (23Kgq)

303 FenelonSpoke:

Yes, but those batshit insane supporters are not constantly googling Luap Nor.


Posted by: Kristophr at October 23, 2013 11:32 AM (c6N69)

304 Yep. A Gold plan with the same company I have now, but with less features, is $400 a month more than I am paying now. Ocean County NJ.

No Idea about deductables, et al.

Posted by: trainer's looking for a Militia to join... at October 23, 2013 11:34 AM (n4ArD)

305 Posted by: Nighthawk at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (OtQXp)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:32 AM (zF6Iw)

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (9jfyN)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (23Kgq)

___________
I have 2 relatives that remind me of Obama, or he reminds me of them... Both think they are wonderful people, but their selfishness is (literally) deadly. They have some kind of personality disorder. They can be charming and the life of the party, but other people and their problems bore them. Obama is a very disturbed individual, who never should have been elected to anything.

Posted by: Baldy at October 23, 2013 11:34 AM (tyDFN)

306 Yea, but the rest of us are talking about now.

If African-Americans wanted to really end slavery today, they should be demanding that we nuke Dar Al Islam, and specifically Sudan, which is where most of them are being sent after raids in South Sudan.

Posted by: Kristophr at October 23, 2013 11:34 AM (c6N69)

307 Diogenes' Lamp: America needs to develop domestic energy resources to the extent that makes the middle east irrelevant.




Did someone call?

Posted by: Nuclear Powerplants at October 23, 2013 11:37 AM (c6N69)

308 Posted by: Baldy at October 23, 2013 11:34 AM (tyDFN)

Sounds like malignant narcissism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2013 11:37 AM (23Kgq)

309 All the prayers, Carol. *hugs* And happy birthday MWR! Though I am not touching your spider infested cake with a ten foot pole.

Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2013 11:48 AM (BF+2f)

310 Wall Street Firm Structured Totally Legal, Ingenious Trade That Was Guaranteed To Pay Outhttp://tinyurl.com/ksj6fok

The operative word here is "ingenious". Have we gotten to the point where if it's legal and you can do it, that you should do it? Is circumventing the new black?

Posted by: just a citizen at October 23, 2013 12:55 PM (Nx76m)






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