Because Bush Open Thread

An organization calling itself Mother wants you to send it pictures of your pubic area. Because Feminism.

There is not a single minor intimate choice you can make about your life or body which cannot be crudely politicized by someone being paid by the Leftist Shadow Government to do so.

Vanity Fair has an article about how social media is acting as a megaphone for pressurizing girls into naked selfies, validation hook-ups, and all sorts of things which you already knew but it's good that someone on the left bothers to notice.

By the way, "feminist" blog Gawker goofed on this article Because Feminism. How dare they question whether a girl's sexual choices are anything but worthy of celebration, even if the whole point is that they're not really a girl's freely-made sexual choices.

Because the more young girls get abused enough to become embittered spinsters at age 26, the better for The Sisterhood.

Also noticed by someone on the left: The numbers the White House is advertising for ObamaCare are pure "flimflam."

A lot of people have already noticed that Luke Russert is a douchebag, but now maybe the Science is Settled.

This professor is now probably going to be fired. Guess why. Were you close?

I'm loving living in this World of Freedom of Thought and Action the left has made for us.

Thank you, Stalin!

And here's how you can make Star Wars sequel not suck:

Posted by: Ace at 08:09 PM



Comments

1 Pictures of pubic? Didn't this get a certain wiener in trouble?

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2013 08:10 PM (QupBk)

2 Tweet yer guns, post'm on Facebook.
Oh, wait, you said 'pubic area'.
Well, you wouldn't be interest in the Wired article then. No pubes.

Posted by: Fake all the way down at September 27, 2013 08:13 PM (JBlbg)

3 Time to napalm the pubic area Sandra....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 27, 2013 08:16 PM (lbpNx)

4 Mother wants pictures of your pubic area? Lesbian Oedipa, is that you??

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 27, 2013 08:16 PM (sQ0LB)

5 I give up


Burn it down. All of it. Hit me, SMOD.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:17 PM (8sCoq)

6 I blame bush. And Bush, of course.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:17 PM (pvF2U)

7 OK, calm down, I know we're all worked up about how bad it is that young women are posting naked selfies, and I sure do disapprove, oh yes. I suggest appointing a commission to study the problem and report back. In 2025, so they have plenty of time to think about the problem.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:17 PM (bKA83)

8 Yeah, burn it all.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 27, 2013 08:18 PM (n/+FT)

9 The media is like Hollywood is like Washington is like your state is like your county is like your home town. The chilluns of the in charge, no matter how inbred, are at the head of the line to be in charge next. Jeb Bush... Meghan McCain.... Tina Fey's test tube turkey baster baby...Enjoy!

Posted by: M. Murcek at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (GJUgF)

10 I don't even know.

Somehow, in my 34 25 years as a female, I have managed to feel good about myself without feeling the need to post pics of my nether regions where they can be seen by all and sundry.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (r+7wo)

11 Sure, any public thought I have gets vetted by a million of the most shrill liberal fascists in the world, but I still get to make anonymous bitter comments on the internet.

So .... win-win?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (ZPrif)

12 See?!?!? If you ladies would just shave, there would be no bushes to take pictures of.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (GEICT)

13
Chastity. Purity. Continence.

Standards. Constants. Justice.

Competent Authority.

Just brainstorming here.

Posted by: DM at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (LaKlJ)

14 You know Mother is actually being run by horny guys, right?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (r+7wo)

15 There is no slippery slope! I've read it here a thousand times, so it must be true.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2013 08:20 PM (ZshNr)

16 14 You know Mother is actually being run by horny guys, right?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:19 PM (r+7wo)



The hell you say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

17 I suggest appointing a commission to study the problem and report back.

May I fax you my resume?

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2013 08:20 PM (QupBk)

18 Is there any 'bottom' to modern popular culture?

Is there anything that a majority of people would think goes too far?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:20 PM (8sCoq)

19 "Okay, so, I've made my video, my folks get the Hizballah death benefit, and I know which bus is mine to asplode myself in. But what I really want to know, habibi, is are the virgins shaved?"


Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:21 PM (2+bRt)

20
why i'll be linking a image of my junk in an elephant thong later
blame bush..........if it pokes out of course


sorry, bought stock in brain bleach earlier

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 27, 2013 08:21 PM (HED0H)

21
No Podcast Link?

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2013 08:21 PM (qy1Fl)

22 14
You know Mother is actually being run by horny guys, right?


Was there some other possibility? Oh, right, Hillary.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:21 PM (bKA83)

23 Jones in CO,
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ufunk-selection-du-week-end-13-5.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 27, 2013 08:21 PM (lbpNx)

24 18 Is there any 'bottom' to modern popular culture?

Is there anything that a majority of people would think goes too far?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:20 PM (8sCoq)



Donkey show?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

25 So I'll send 'em a photo of my junk, and when they reject it due to its phallic nature, I will complain that I am a tranny and how dare they reject an LBGT entry.

Zany hijinks will ensue.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 27, 2013 08:22 PM (xm1A1)

26 Sure, I can't publicly express my opinion about politics or religion or crime without losing my job ... but I'm still allowed to say mean stuff on Twitter to celebrities under my pseudonym, Biggus Dickus.

So ... win-win?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2013 08:22 PM (ZPrif)

27 Stop objectifying me!!! Patriarchy!!!

/stupid fem chick objectifying herself

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:22 PM (r+7wo)

28 Donkey show?

Not on basic cable. It's PPV.

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2013 08:22 PM (QupBk)

29 So did I miss the hardwood v. carpeting discussion?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM (Gk3SS)

30 Under professor article to another commenter:


It is sexist of you to be so blinded by your male privilege that you can't even stop to consider that a serious underrepresentation, especially when it is willful, is damaging to the female psyche.

Posted by: Real Progtard Comment at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM (sOtz/)

31
Donkey show?

Are we talking tasteful donkey show or Tiajuana donkey show?

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM (qy1Fl)

32 David Plouffe is the "bottom."

Pop culture? Don't know much about it.

But Plouffe is definitely the bottom.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM (2+bRt)

33 Homecoming night and a transgender did NOT win either king or queen. Haters!

Posted by: NCKate at September 27, 2013 08:24 PM (aRrJz)

34 "A lot of people have already noticed that Luke Russert is a douchebag"

Not only a douchebag, but dumb as a post.

I'll always treasure Russert's live reporting from the Navy Yard after the shooting where he was breathlessly conveying the extremely important fact that the shooting victims weren't receiving medical attention due to their being deceased.

Uh, yeah, I guess that would follow, wouldn't it?

And this clown lands a network television job in grand New Class style, due entirely to who his daddy happened to be. Nepotism. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 27, 2013 08:24 PM (gqT4g)

35 The virgins better be shaved. Arab chicks are hairy. The cooch hair starts at the lower back.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2013 08:24 PM (ZPrif)

36 Scientology isn't the bottom of pop culture.

Scientology quitters who whine on reality t.v. shows and aren't asked the obvious question--"aren't you ashamed of having been a bilked idiot for two decades?"--are the bottom.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:25 PM (2+bRt)

37
been to a donkey show
give it a meh after the horror of the appearing frogs show in Thailand
that scarred me

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 27, 2013 08:25 PM (HED0H)

38 Given they way you phrased it, I figured the professor offended someone on they left. I guessed gays or Muslims. It was feminists, so I was close.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 27, 2013 08:25 PM (3qZbZ)

39 Dear SMOD,

I'm going to leave the light on in my loft tonight. The brightly-lit skylight will be your aiming point.

Don't bring anything less than ten miles across. And none of this 'glancing trajectory' shit either- I want your inbound vector as steep as possible. Make it count.

Regards,
etc etc

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

40 That article made Patpong St. seem savory. Men don't seem to give a damn about the girls and women in their life anymore.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 27, 2013 08:25 PM (l3vZN)

41 The only person who has ever gotten a naughty picture of me is my husband...and the Google and NSA overlords. Crap.

Posted by: Lauren at September 27, 2013 08:25 PM (ELdpj)

42 So did I miss the hardwood v. carpeting discussion?


Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM (Gk3SS)


I'll kick it off.

Hardwood is cold and plain, carpet is warm and comfy. Discuss.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:26 PM (pvF2U)

43 Nothing new. Tumblr been doing pics for years.

Posted by: Hairy at September 27, 2013 08:26 PM (vjrgd)

44 "An organization calling itself Mother wants you to send it pictures of your pubic area. Because Feminism. "


They....I....why....how does that.....wut?

Posted by: Tami at September 27, 2013 08:26 PM (bCEmE)

45 25 So I'll send 'em a photo of my junk, and when they reject it due to its phallic nature, I will complain that I am a tranny and how dare they reject an LBGT entry. Zany hijinks will ensue.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 27, 2013 08:22 PM (xm1A1)

This plan cannot possibly fail.
And no, don't call me for bail money.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 27, 2013 08:26 PM (sQ0LB)

46 That prof can teach whatever books he wants. It's his class. Look at the syllabus, if you don't like, then register for "Racial Grievance Lit 101"

And the next Star Wars movie will suck. Nothing will compare to 30+ yrs of nostalgia built around those movies (and only the first two were nay good). It's Disney, it's gonna be all about merchandising

Posted by: Pat Bateman at September 27, 2013 08:27 PM (RBQss)

47 29 So did I miss the hardwood v. carpeting discussion?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM (Gk3SS)


See my comment at 12.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)

48 I'll kick it off.

Hardwood is cold and plain, carpet is warm and comfy. Discuss.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:26 PM (pvF2U)



I don't have to pick hardwood out of my teeth. Though a nice area rug really pulls the room together.


Dear Indians:

DO NOT FUCKING FUCK THIS UP YOU FUCKING FUCKS.


SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT SUCKS RIGHT NOW?


DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN ALEX ARRRRGGGGHHH.

Love and kisses, me

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:28 PM (Gk3SS)

49 36
Scientology isn't the bottom of pop culture.



Scientology quitters who whine on reality t.v. shows and aren't
asked the obvious question--"aren't you ashamed of having been a bilked
idiot for two decades?"--are the bottom.


Disagree. Getting out of a cult, no matter how messed up it makes you to be cast out by everyone you care about, is far better, and more courageous, than staying in.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:28 PM (bKA83)

50 Homecoming night and a transgender did NOT win either king or queen. Haters!

Posted by: NCKate at September 27, 2013 08:24 PM (aRrJz)



Should have won both...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:28 PM (pvF2U)

51 Don't you just love the English language?
"I’m not interested in teaching books by women."

I'm not interested in teaching a class about books written by women.
I'm not interested in books written by women that teach [a subject].
I am not interested in teaching a class how to read a book written by a woman.


Well, he was distracted and carrying on another conversation in French at the time, so apparently it is quite common for a professor of literature to carry on two simultaneous conversations.

Posted by: Fake all the way down at September 27, 2013 08:28 PM (JBlbg)

52 anna that's terrifying

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)

53 I don't have to pick hardwood out of my teeth. Though a nice area rug really pulls the room together.



Outstanding.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:29 PM (pvF2U)

54 Not Opression: "Every single professor at this school hates me because I'm a conservative."

True Opression: "That one professor wouldn't teach any women authors, so I had to take another class that did."

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:30 PM (bKA83)

55 No Podcast Link?
Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2013 08:21 PM (qy1Fl)

It might be awhile.

We went really long and it got a little...strange. Hysterically funny but strange.

Andy's got a man's day of work ahead of him with the editing software.

Posted by: DrewM. at September 27, 2013 08:30 PM (fgb4J)

56 53
I don't have to pick hardwood out of my teeth. Though a nice area rug really pulls the room together.

Outstanding.


Sure, it's all fun and games until someone comes along and urinates on that very rug.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:30 PM (bKA83)

57 So, is social conservatism still a thing? Or is it officially The Other that must never be recognized because, ewww, no cooties?

Even as an agnostic, I'm now ready for the Earth to open up and start swallowing people.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 27, 2013 08:31 PM (eHIJJ)

58 The important thing is that, thanks to the internet, I'm allowed to say whatever I want ... as long as nobody figures out who I am.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2013 08:31 PM (ZPrif)

59 Hardwood is conservative. Hard and plain.

Carpet is plush, dirt-magnetive, appears in every porno flick. Hardworking hotel maids hate carpet. Carpet padding marketing bullshit is a lie, just like "undercarriage protection coating" and cock-numbing goo. if your dog pisses on hardwood, you wipe it up and scowl; if your dog pisses on carpet, get a steam cleaner and yell at the dog.

I have carpet in my house, and I have hardwood. And I love the hardwood. It gets dented and scratched, but it's there. It's conservative.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:31 PM (2+bRt)

60
18 Is there any 'bottom' to modern popular culture? Is there anything that a majority of people would think goes too far?
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:20 PM (8sCoq


We're still waiting for James Cameron to raise the bar.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2013 08:31 PM (LI48c)

61 9:00 PM Utah State at San Jose State

9:00 PM Middle Tennessee at Brigham Young


ESPN and ESPNu, respectively

all times Eastern

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 08:31 PM (8sCoq)

62 They call it Mother?

nothing wrong with that!

tries to find a cave to hide in.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:32 PM (nqBYe)

63 The only female authors worth teaching are Jane Austen and Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 27, 2013 08:32 PM (hmUex)

64 if your dog pisses on hardwood, you wipe it up and scowl; if your dog
pisses on carpet, get a steam cleaner and yell at the dog.




Ummmmmmmmmmm.


BC, you 'splain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:32 PM (Gk3SS)

65 anyone wants to put brakes on this car so i can jump out?

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:33 PM (nqBYe)

66 We went really long.....

Posted by: DrewM. at September 27, 2013 08:30 PM (fgb4J)



This from a podcast that normally runs 1:45????

The hell people....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:33 PM (GEICT)

67 I don't want to teach "books by women" vs I don't want to teach books by women.

He said the first, he's getting fired for the second.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2013 08:33 PM (ZPrif)

68 BC, you 'splain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:32 PM (Gk3SS)



Nope.


I VOLUNTEER BANNION AS TRIBUTE!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:33 PM (GEICT)

69 I have carpet in my house, and I have hardwood. And I
love the hardwood. It gets dented and scratched, but it's there. It's
conservative.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:31 PM (2+bRt)


Nothing like a nice rug on a cold morning. Besides, how are you going to get \rug burn without a rug?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:34 PM (pvF2U)

70 This from a podcast that normally runs 1:45????



The hell people....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:33 PM (GEICT)




To be fair, it was a really interesting movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:34 PM (Gk3SS)

71 55
We went really long and it got a little...strange. Hysterically funny but strange.


That's the part you're keeping, right?

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:34 PM (bKA83)

72 Is this the ONT? No? Fuckity.

Cause this has been one suck ass week, and I need to do shots.

Ok, off to do shots, back later.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 08:35 PM (eQJwb)

73 And the next Star Wars movie will suck. Nothing will compare to 30+ yrs of nostalgia built around those movies (and only the first two were nay good). It's Disney, it's gonna be all about merchandising
Posted by: Pat Bateman at September 27, 2013 08:27 PM (RBQss)


Which is fucking stupid of them. Its Star Wars. You can stick a weird looking alien in the background for 4 seconds, and you can create novella around him, and sell 10,000 units of various toys of him.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2013 08:35 PM (LI48c)

74 Have I been here yet?

Posted by: Danger..... Carlos Danger at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (jucos)

75 re: podcast, ace said earlier he got a little silly with some running Hitler gag--apparently to be the subject of said editing.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (sQ0LB)

76 @54
Exactly, it's a lit class. Every professor is different. Little buttercups could just buy their favorite books and read them in a pinch.

Posted by: Real Progtard Comment at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (sOtz/)

77 I have shag carpeting dating from the 1970s.

In my living room. Serious you guys.

Wait, what were you talking about?

Posted by: rickl at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

78 Daily reminder:

Obama actually got reelected.

Posted by: WOW at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (6sqK6)

79
Is this the ONT? No? Fuckity.



Cause this has been one suck ass week, and I need to do shots.



Ok, off to do shots, back later.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 08:35 PM (eQJwb)



You know that bottle of Bombay Sapphire I was going to kill the other day? I didn't.


*pours for you*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)

80 77 I have shag carpeting dating from the 1970s.

In my living room. Serious you guys.

Posted by: rickl at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (sdi6R)




Might wanna air that shit out. It's prob a little musty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (GEICT)

81 >>>We went really long and it got a little...strange. Hysterically funny but strange.

Is it just me or does it feel almost like a slap in the face to be denied the strange weirdness? That's exactly what we want more of on these podcasts. If I wanted to hear "discussion of the issues" I could read the blog. GIVE US THE GONZO.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (n/+FT)

82 Daily reminder:



Obama actually got reelected.

Posted by: WOW at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (6sqK6)


I'm H8N on you. Do you feel it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (pvF2U)

83 75
re: podcast, ace said earlier he got a little silly with some running Hitler gag--apparently to be the subject of said editing.


I just know that those cursed Platinum members are going to get access to the unexpurgated version.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (bKA83)

84 Is this camera angle right? Did it get the true glory of my Brazilian?

Whas up, Horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (lVPtV)

85 I said this on another thread, but I really wouldn't mind an even longer podcast, especially with Iowahawk gracing us with his voice and all.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (r+7wo)

86 /sock fail

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (sOtz/)

87 A fire on a cold morning works, and if you have carpet, you've got 2 seconds to get the ember back into the hearth. Hardwood gives you several seconds more.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (2+bRt)

88 You know that bottle of Bombay Sapphire I was going to kill the other day? I didn't.


*pours for you*
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)



Oh man. Gin. Back in college, my buddy and I used to drink Tanqueray and Mtn Dew.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:38 PM (GEICT)

89 77
I have shag carpeting dating from the 1970s.



In my living room. Serious you guys.


Careful. That kind of carpet can hide a dozen face-hugging spiders, and they won't come out until you rest your face on there.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:38 PM (bKA83)

90 I'd prefer to see a group pic of a bunch of barking, batshit crazy leftists drowning in the middle of the North Atlantic ocean in mid winter.

It would make for a nice, secular Winter Holiday card.

.....or a fine Christmas gift for the rest of us,

Posted by: ontherocks at September 27, 2013 08:38 PM (aop6P)

91 Is this camera angle right? Did it get the true glory of my Brazilian?

Whas up, Horde.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (lVPtV)



Jane! *pours for you too*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (Gk3SS)

92 ok other than being shocked that their is a mother site somewhere on the internet , that has little to do with being a mother.

How in the hell do you guys find this stuff anyway?
do you type in freaky shit like mothers and girls gone wild or what?

like who came along with two girls and a cup?

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (nqBYe)

93 there is*

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (nqBYe)

94 Sex and Sexual love is about the most personal thing that two people can share. Whatever happens, it is a tangible effort to take and give pleasure and affection, and creates a real bond between two people.

Making it public makes them all bonobo chimps. That's the direction of our Brave New World.

Destroy the personal, make everything a "like" or "dislike" on Fakebook. Make it all public, reduce us all to chimps rutting in the wild. That right there is the path to destroying a civilization.

Well done, Zuckerberg, and all your fellow travelers. And well done to all the stupes on the Internet that play along. Don't forget to post your next bowel movement.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (v6hyJ)

95 The 1970s were the heyday of shag carpeting.

In more ways than one.

Posted by: rickl at September 27, 2013 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

96 *waves to AtC who I've missed since my 'puter was on the fritz and I took a leave of absence to deal with life*

Love you guys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:40 PM (lVPtV)

97 >>barking, batshit crazy leftists drowning in the middle of the North Atlantic ocean in mid winter.

Muted. Soundless misery has a certain (insert fancy French phrase)

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:40 PM (2+bRt)

98 95
The 1970s were the heyday of shag carpeting.



In more ways than one.


I count three levels in there. Well done.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (bKA83)

99 In space, there is no escape from the Nostromo's nuturing embrace.

Posted by: adams it's my perogative porn at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (gQKHE)

100 A fire on a cold morning works, and if you have
carpet, you've got 2 seconds to get the ember back into the hearth.
Hardwood gives you several seconds more.



Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:37 PM (2+bRt)


Ah, if I had a fire on a cold morning I wouldn't worry about the rug...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (pvF2U)

101 Sex and Sexual love is about the most personal thing that two people can share. Whatever happens, it is a tangible effort to take and give pleasure and affection, and creates a real bond between two people.



Ummm.....did you go to college? Cause that's a nice thought and all, but no.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (GEICT)

102 holds shot glass out for alex and booze

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (nqBYe)

103 holds shot glass out for alex and booze


Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (nqBYe)



Of course, willow. Here, I'll even put the fancy twist in for you and Jane.


Would you like a double or a triple?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:42 PM (Gk3SS)

104 Well done, Zuckerberg, and all your fellow travelers. And well done to all the stupes on the Internet that play along. Don't forget to post your next bowel movement.
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (v6hyJ)

It's not just Zuckerburg's fault. I lay a lot of the blame at the feet of parents who do not teach their children the difference between right and wrong because that would be mean or they want to be "friends" with their kids.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (r+7wo)

105 like who came along with two girls and a cup?


Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (nqBYe)



Some things it's better not to know. This is one of those things. *shudder*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (pvF2U)

106 ....seconding the request for the Podcast link.

I gots to get my overnight rocket surgery gig.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (aop6P)

107 triple would be lovely thank you.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (nqBYe)

108 Luke Russert is a douchebag? *smacks forehead*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (lVPtV)

109 Organ donation.

Now that creates a "real bond between two people."

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (2+bRt)

110 There's no sex in your violence

Posted by: Bush at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (bufJH)

111 As an dinning at the Y expert, I can say Huma is required to have a landing strip only!

Posted by: Hillary Eats Huma at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (vHRtU)

112 As the brother of a Soros operative, I can tell you that the older leftists get, the stupider they become.

My brother attended Occidental and was in Obama's class. It's likely that they knew each other. My other brother and our mother and I just figured out a few days ago that my leftist brother runs a radical organization that was once more influential than it is now.

Quite by accident, I looked at the Website of the dead founder of the organization, and there was my brother standing beside him. My brother has no visible means of support, and his alleged career is a transparent fraud.

He's still raving about Sarah Palin, and he makes astonishing admissions without knowing it, such as the fact that he married his ugly, fat, old, halitosisy wife because he had become too "centered" on physical appearance, and he had to learn how to love based on things other than looks.

His wife also has the personality of a turnip. And my brother is a porn addict. In short, like every leftist I know, he only pays lip service to his ideals. The late psychiatrist David Viscott said the sicker people get, the simpler and more generic they get.

We're on the cusp of a great conservative comeback because the people leading the leftist movement--people like my brother--are ramshackle clowns trapped in the past, bitching about Sarah Palin and masturbating furiously because they chose to marry the most physically repuslive woman they could find in the name of their bankrupt ideology.

So be optimistic.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (TJw7K)

113 GGE, really this weird stuff makes me feel realllllly old.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (nqBYe)

114 It's not just Zuckerburg's fault. I lay a lot of
the blame at the feet of parents who do not teach their children the
difference between right and wrong because that would be mean or they
want to be "friends" with their kids.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (r+7wo)



^^^^ This!^^^^


Someone is going to be in charge. It's better for both parent and child if the parent is the one in charge.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (pvF2U)

115 105
like who came along with two girls and a cup?

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:39 PM (nqBYe)
Some things it's better not to know. This is one of those things. *shudder*


Yes. I am grateful that I have never seen the video, because fortunately I found a description before I found a link.

But, in a further sign of cultural deterioration, a former President (guess which one!) actually referenced the video (probably) in a tweet recently.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (bKA83)

116 off my lawn ya'll !

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (nqBYe)

117 Sex and Sexual love is about the most personal thing that two people can share. Whatever happens, it is a tangible effort to take and give pleasure and affection, and creates a real bond between two people.



Ummm.....did you go to college? Cause that's a nice thought and all, but no.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:41 PM (GEICT)

I think the point of the post is that is how it ought to be. I went to college and did not participate in unattached sex (or any other type for that matter). I don't feel like I missed anything.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (r+7wo)

118 I would like all of you people to drink my share as well. And those of you who were at the NoVaMoMee know that's a large share.

I have to be up at 545 tomorrow morning so I can be at work by 645. I'll be done at 7. Then I have three hours to kill until church worship band rehearsal at 10. And then there's training on the new sound board at 1130.

*sobs*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:45 PM (GEICT)

119 >>> You know that bottle of Bombay Sapphire I was going to kill the other day? I didn't.

*pours for you*

*guzzles* Many thanks, Highness.

>>>Oh man. Gin. Back in college, my buddy and I used to drink Tanqueray and Mtn Dew.

Not surprised. At all. But at least your tastes have matured since then.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 08:46 PM (eQJwb)

120 I'm watching the sweetness that is Masterchef Jr. and come back here to find the place smeared with feces.

You dirty, dirty little people.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 08:46 PM (DmNpO)

121 triple would be lovely thank you.


Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:43 PM (nqBYe)



*pours*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (Gk3SS)

122 Picking D'oh Boy up in Jax, NC Sunday morning and delivering him to Camp Lejeune for his exit process.

Can't come soon enough.

Suck it, "CiC" Sir Golfsalot. You just lost a great Marine, you worthless POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (lVPtV)

123 Another county heard from.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (2+bRt)

124 I have to be up at 545 tomorrow morning so I can be at work by 645. I'll be done at 7. Then I have three hours to kill until church worship band rehearsal at 10. And then there's training on the new sound board at 1130.

*sobs*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:45 PM (GEICT)

I'm on my worship team, too! What do you do? I sing backup.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (r+7wo)

125 Not surprised. At all. But at least your tastes have matured since then.
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 08:46 PM (eQJwb)



That better not be a note of sarcasm I detect in your voice. And I was perfectly mature and cultured at the NoVaMoMee that you did not attend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (GEICT)

126 Lessee, the FDA clears the way for fifteen year old girls to purchase "morning after" pills over the counter. Condoms are handed out to high school children by school nurses. Women are encouraged to send pics of their genitals to social media entrepeneurs. Wendy is running for governor of Texas on a pro-abortion platform.

To the people in Washington and the Media, we are not seen as human beings; we are treated as beasts of burden, to be ground down and devoured.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (HjPtV)

127 Inspector NDH, "I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you to find all this smut being discussed. Round up the usual suspects!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (lbpNx)

128 Jeeze, people get bent outa shape over Star Wars?

Posted by: Fake all the way down at September 27, 2013 08:48 PM (JBlbg)

129 *pours*


Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (Gk3SS)

thank you, gulps .

yes i'm that disturbed.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:48 PM (nqBYe)

130 I'm on my worship team, too! What do you do? I sing backup.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (r+7wo)


Very cool!

Tech. I run sound and media. And lights before our light board blew up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)

131 GGE, really this weird stuff makes me feel realllllly old.


Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (nqBYe)



*sigh* lots of stuff does that to me these days. Today while hauling Boy and his "friend who is a girl but is not his girlfriend" to the skating rink she commented about a song that had just come on the radio that she liked "old" music.


The song was "Love Me When I'm Gone" by 3 Doors Down. I was on USS George Washington when the video for that song was filmed. It took me by surprise to realize that was ten years ago.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:48 PM (pvF2U)

132 We exist only to offer up money and worship.

Posted by: Hillary Eats Huma at September 27, 2013 08:49 PM (vHRtU)

133 104
It's not just Zuckerburg's fault. I lay a lot of the blame at the
feet of parents who do not teach their children the difference between
right and wrong because that would be mean or they want to be "friends"
with their kids.


Yes, just this -- except I've observed some modern parents with another reason -- they're just "too tired" to bother with teaching their kids right from wrong. I know parenting is hard, but this seems like the basics. Skip being their chauffeur for a while and save some energy for civilizing them and teaching them that the world does not revolve around them.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:49 PM (bKA83)

134 I want Hattesberg at first.

Posted by: redenzo at September 27, 2013 08:49 PM (vx61Q)

135 You slut shaming bastards trying to keep us empowered womyn down!

Better get out my vagina costume and show The Man what's what.

Posted by: Ms Ladyparts at September 27, 2013 08:49 PM (DpI6K)

136 We're on the cusp of a great conservative comeback
because the people leading the leftist movement--people like my
brother--are ramshackle clowns trapped in the past, bitching about Sarah
Palin and masturbating furiously because they chose to marry the most
physically repuslive woman they could find in the name of their bankrupt
ideology.

So be optimistic.


Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (TJw7K)

--The key question is: Did he and that fugly woman reproduce?

Posted by: logprof, member of the Wiserhood at September 27, 2013 08:50 PM (bufJH)

137 GGE, haha, the other day the grocery guy called me m'am!

I didn't know whether to thank him or hit him. LOL

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:50 PM (nqBYe)

138 I would like all of you people to drink my share as well. And those of you who were at the NoVaMoMee know that's a large share.



I have to be up at 545 tomorrow morning so I can be at work by 645.
I'll be done at 7. Then I have three hours to kill until church worship
band rehearsal at 10. And then there's training on the new sound board
at 1130.



*sobs*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:45 PM (GEICT)



At you.

Speaking of college and T and Mt. Dew, the chick who Boy BFF dated in college and who informed me how worried she was that he was an alcoholic that resulted in me buying him over a hundred bucks worth of college guy level booze got in touch with him on Facebook and tried to do the whole you are the missed love of my life thing.

I don't think he appreciated just how hard and long I laughed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:50 PM (Gk3SS)

139 It's Friday night. Do you singles know where your future spouses are?

Posted by: adams wants grandbabies porn at September 27, 2013 08:50 PM (gQKHE)

140 Palin masturbating furiously to ugly clown pron? Wut?

Posted by: Hillary Eats Huma at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (vHRtU)

141 Suck it, "CiC" Sir Golfsalot. You just lost a great Marine, you worthless POS.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:47 PM (lVPtV)


Somehow I think Obama doesn't mind losing great Marines. All the better to replace them with more agreeable Marines.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (3qZbZ)

142 Jeeze, people get bent outa shape over Star Wars?



Posted by: Fake all the way down at September 27, 2013 08:48 PM (JBlbg)



BURN THE HERETIC!

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (Gk3SS)

143 I don't think he appreciated just how hard and long I laughed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:50 PM (Gk3SS)



I'm laughing and I don't even know these people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (GEICT)

144 You dirty, dirty little people.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 08:46 PM (DmNpO)



Wait...that's...that's chocolate...yeah, chocolate, that's it!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (pvF2U)

145 A troll just phased in and out of here. An expert on sodomy apparently.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (sOtz/)

146 Triple.....Is that French?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 27, 2013 08:51 PM (vjrgd)

147 >>>>like who came along with two girls and a cup?

Yes. I am grateful that I have never seen the video, because fortunately I found a description before I found a link.>>>>

What's much, much worse is the genuine-gore videos. There's a video of an FSA fighter in Syria standing next to a wall that is hit by a tank shell, and his face gets blown off. It's a perfectly clear shot of a man being de-faced. What's left is a head shaped like a crescent moon. It happens so quickly that he just stands there. The fatal injury has occurred before his nervous system can register it.

That footage has been made into countless moving GIF avatars that show a human being's face being blown off in crystal-clear detail, over and over and over.

Think of the kind of person who would make such an avatar. And on the forums where I see it, nobody ever complains.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (TJw7K)

148 I don't feel like I missed anything.

This calls for a:

You did if you went to college with me woman. *grabs crotch like Michael Jackson*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (sj9LN)

149 AtC, my BFF who was supposed to be dead two months ago, is out of her wheelchair, walking (with a walker) and has gained 10 pounds. She's still riddled with tumors (including one in her brain), put has dumbfounded her docs at Emory. She also gave up her morphine patch (!!!).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV)

150 147
Think of the kind of person who would make such an avatar. And on the forums where I see it, nobody ever complains.


Um, maybe choose different forums?

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:53 PM (bKA83)

151 Dunno about "triple" but "Trippel" is a very good ale.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 08:53 PM (HjPtV)

152 It's Friday night. Do you singles know where your future spouses are?



Posted by: adams wants grandbabies porn at September 27, 2013 08:50 PM (gQKHE)



Some photo shoot somewhere, I'm certain.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:54 PM (pvF2U)

153 Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:44 PM (TJw7K)

I really don't understand why someone would marry someone s/he found physically repulsive in order to prove that s/he isn't obsessed with physical appearance. At least, you could find someone just middling in appearance, right?

And lots of not so physically attractive people are married to people who actually love them.

He does realize he views his wife as an object, right? Objects don't have to be pretty.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:54 PM (r+7wo)

154 >>>>The key question is: Did he and that fugly woman reproduce?>>>>

NO! They are childless because she was menopausal when they got married.

It's so funny to write this. My brother would NEVER read ASHQ because it's evil and right wing. I could post his name here and he'd never know.

He should hear what our mother says about him now...

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:54 PM (TJw7K)

155 Jane congratulations about your son .

and your girlfriend!

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 08:54 PM (nqBYe)

156 AtC, my BFF who was supposed to be dead two months
ago, is out of her wheelchair, walking (with a walker) and has gained 10
pounds. She's still riddled with tumors (including one in her brain),
put has dumbfounded her docs at Emory. She also gave up her morphine
patch (!!!).


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV)



Oh Jane. That is so wonderful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:54 PM (Gk3SS)

157 Inspector NDH, "I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you to find all this smut being discussed. Round up the usual suspects!"

***

Me too! Shocked!

Especially at BC.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 08:55 PM (DmNpO)

158 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV)



Prayers that she will continue to confound her doctors until they all die first!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:55 PM (pvF2U)

159 154
It's
so funny to write this. My brother would NEVER read ASHQ because it's
evil and right wing. I could post his name here and he'd never know.


I dunno, I've always had a theory that lefties self-Google a lot more than we do. Maybe I could get a grant...

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 08:55 PM (bKA83)

160 >>It's Friday night. Do you singles know where your future spouses are?

Probably in the ether or somewhere else non-existent.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:56 PM (r+7wo)

161
for peaches when she shows up

I may need you to carry on Da BEARS!!! is __-0 for I am off on a dangerous mission
as the man of the house I have been tasked with....
bathing two 20lb cats

this shall not be pleasant

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 27, 2013 08:56 PM (HED0H)

162 I suggest that OregonMuse @ 25 check out the words "neo-clit" and "lady stick."*

*Not responsible for damage to keyboards or cleaning bills for brain splatter.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee,what supports Sam Clovis, Iowa Senate candidate and his tasty garbage. at September 27, 2013 08:56 PM (jevZa)

163 You cannot legislate morality. But affirming immorality in every area of society, probably not a good idea either.

Posted by: Big Ben at September 27, 2013 08:57 PM (I5Htn)

164
Oh Jane. That is so wonderful.


Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:54 PM (Gk3SS)



Thanks, hon. It's a sort of miracle. She is so brave and strong, and her husband and two grown kids are as well. I keep hoping she'll "magically" heal and prove to her Emory docs that miracles do exist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV)

165 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV)


Awesome news, Jane! Thank God!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:57 PM (r+7wo)

166 Me too! Shocked!

Especially at BC.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 08:55 PM (DmNpO)



WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (GEICT)

167
Ahh, the Cult of the Consenting Adult. For loose definitions of "Consenting". And "Adult".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (lr3d7)

168 Here's to feeling old. Elly May Clampett is 80 years old today.

Posted by: Marybel at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (k0wRv)

169 "Picking D'oh Boy up in Jax, NC Sunday morning and delivering him to Camp Lejeune for his exit process."

Jane, please thank your son from us for his service, and tell him we wish that he had enjoyed the luck of better timing, so as not to have had to do so under the present disgrace to the Presidency.

It's a relief to know that he's no longer in line to get killed after getting sent into some dicey situation with an unloaded weapon, or whatever other horrible misadventures await the Marines in the next three years.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (gqT4g)

170 this shall not be pleasant

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 27, 2013 08:56 PM (HED0H)



Good luck with that. Dog is getting a bath tonight although he doesn't know it yet, but he's not as pointy on the ends as cats are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (pvF2U)

171 This professor is now probably going to be fired. Guess why. Were you close?"

Instead of apologizing he should teach his class using Harlequin Romance books.
Give them womyns something to play with themselves to.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2013 08:59 PM (DpI6K)

172 WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (GEICT)



*looks at lists*


Do you want that alphabetically, chronologically, by order of smuttiness?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:59 PM (Gk3SS)

173 >>>>I really don't understand why someone would marry someone s/he found
physically repulsive in order to prove that s/he isn't obsessed with
physical appearance. At least, you could find someone just middling in
appearance, right?


And lots of not so physically attractive people are married to people who actually love them.


He does realize he views his wife as an object, right? Objects don't have to be pretty.>>>>

He realizes NOTHING. That's the beauty thing. He's a Soros operative, and he's a cretin. And you're absolutely right. He's has completely objectified his wife in the name of not objectifying women.

He's the only person I've ever met who actually BOUGHT p*rn online, resulting in his credit-card number being stolen.

There's so much free stuff out there, you have to be completely addicted in order to be giving out your credit-card number.

But by marrying a hideously ugly woman, he proves his moral superiority. Or something.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:59 PM (TJw7K)

174 Do you want that alphabetically, chronologically, by order of smuttiness?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:59 PM (Gk3SS)



Yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)

175 WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (GEICT)



That's what we have all been wondering...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:00 PM (pvF2U)

176 And I'm a good boy. I am.

Why are you laughing?

Stop it! Stop! It!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)

177 You cannot legislate morality.

In near monocultural societies, you most certainly can.

Posted by: adams assimilate porn at September 27, 2013 09:01 PM (gQKHE)

178 BCochran, or what Didn't you do.

maybe a shorter list?

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:01 PM (nqBYe)

179 New modem hash check

Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2013 09:01 PM (aTXUx)

180 Oh...this fits.


Amused me to no end.


http://tinyurl.com/lxxps2c

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)

181 172
Do you want that alphabetically, chronologically, by order of smuttiness?


Wow, you're like a female, stiletto-boot-wearing Santa.

Spiritually, I mean, you know, the book of "naughty and nice", not physically. No need to spike the Splunge.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (bKA83)

182 160
>>It's Friday night. Do you singles know where your future spouses are?



Probably in the ether or somewhere else non-existent.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 08:56 PM (r+7wo)


--Hey, I thought we had you and Mero set up for a hot a date a few days ago.

Posted by: logprof, member of the Wiserhood at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (bufJH)

183 BCochran, or what Didn't you do.

maybe a shorter list?


Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:01 PM (nqBYe)



I know I have that quarter of a post it I wrote that on around here somewhere. *hunts*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (Gk3SS)

184 But by marrying a hideously ugly woman, he proves his moral superiority. Or something.


Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 27, 2013 08:59 PM (TJw7K)



Somebody had to do it. Way to Take One For The Team...

but I'm certain that's not what he was thinking...

which just makes it funnier...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (pvF2U)

185 Posted by: torquewrench at September 27, 2013 08:58 PM (gqT4g)



Thank you. He was really torn about leaving. Loves the Corps. Only ONE of the many, many fellow Marines he knows well is re-upping.

He told us morale is as low as can be.

Anyhow, thanks to the Horde for your prayers of support for him, and for me and my husband. This place kept me laughing during times of unbelievable worry.

I love you guys and this crazy place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (lVPtV)

186 "
And I'm a good boy. I am."

That works a lot better for Eliza Doolittle.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:03 PM (HjPtV)

187 heh, alex.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:03 PM (nqBYe)

188 I know I have that quarter of a post it I wrote that on around here somewhere. *hunts*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (Gk3SS)



You probably swallowed it.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:03 PM (GEICT)

189 14 You know Mother is actually being run by horny guys, right?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick)

So that's how porn sites get their material

" Hey sisters, you know what would be empowering? Film you and your guy screwing and send it off to this site. Oh, and, um, in the interests of not frightening people, get a really good wax job and use some body make-up. And it wouldn't hurt if you lost about 30 pounds."

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2013 09:04 PM (DpI6K)

190 Tacky, don't post his name, but what's the Soros front he works for?

Posted by: Weirddave at September 27, 2013 09:04 PM (jt8G9)

191 Amused me to no end.





http://tinyurl.com/lxxps2c

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)


Oh, VERY well done! Yes indeed!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:04 PM (pvF2U)

192 My GS-Rottie says carpets are the best

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at September 27, 2013 09:05 PM (lms/+)

193 Testicle, 1 2?

Posted by: Abe at September 27, 2013 09:06 PM (0axsw)

194 You probably swallowed it.







Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:03 PM (GEICT)



*smacksmacksmacksmacksmack*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS)

195 Any 'rons in the Jax, NC area we could hang with Saturday night through possibly Monday or Tuesday nights? We're going to be at the Holiday Inn Express at the main gate at Camp Lejeune.

Is there a Moron sign we can exchange? Is there a decent bar nearby?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:06 PM (lVPtV)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:07 PM (lVPtV)

197 Jane, glad (well, not glad-glad) to hear most of the Marines in your circle loathe Zero. I hope your son can get a nice gig.

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:07 PM (bufJH)

198 smacks BCochrans nose with a newspaper.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:07 PM (nqBYe)

199 *smacksmacksmacksmacksmack*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS)



Totally worth it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:07 PM (GEICT)

200 uh oh

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:08 PM (nqBYe)

201 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:03 PM (GEICT)


*smacksmacksmacksmacksmack*


Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS)



Yep, saw that one coming.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:09 PM (pvF2U)

202 looks across the street at BCohrans front door stump.

waits for package

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:09 PM (nqBYe)

203 For all the celebration of shit that lefties claim to do, they sure spend a lot of time outraged that something or someone somewhere offended somebody

Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (aTXUx)

204 Is there a Moron sign we can exchange? Is there a decent bar nearby?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:06 PM (lVPtV)


Not near Jax, but I'd be totally down with the idea of driving down from Raleigh to buy a Marine a drink.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (pvF2U)

205 202 looks across the street at BCohrans front door stump.

waits for package
Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:09 PM (nqBYe)



Woah.

Are you in the house that has the pool? Cause if so, I'm coming over.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (GEICT)

206 AtC, are you wearing a new-er dominatrix costume? Because I'd be willing to chip in for special whips and other "accessories."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (lVPtV)

207 Ahhh, the crepes batter is ready.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:11 PM (HjPtV)

208 I bought Hate Spaghetti and Hate Spaghetti sauce at the store today. I'm sure that a lefty somewhere is outraged that I enabled hate somehow

But Alec Baldwin still gets a royal pass


Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2013 09:11 PM (aTXUx)

209 203 For all the celebration of shit that lefties claim to do, they sure spend a lot of time outraged that something or someone somewhere offended somebody

Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (aTXUx)



I've heard Rush talk about that before. How he couldn't stand to wake up every single day that mad at every single thing. What kind of hate filled life is that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

210 water is really really cold.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

211 Where's Merovign? I want an update on the set-up!

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (bufJH)

212
The Moron hand signal is 3 spread fingers pointed down. But your hand is by your ear.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (sj9LN)

213 If that prof has tenure, well, karma certainly is a bitch.

Posted by: Chandler's Ghost at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (9JS/n)

214 AtC, are you wearing a new-er dominatrix costume? Because I'd be willing to chip in for special whips and other "accessories."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (lVPtV)



Awwww thanks! I just got the good crop back from having the handle rewrapped but the cat o'nine tails could use upgrading.



Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (Gk3SS)

215 210 water is really really cold.
Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)



That's ok. I wear trunks. And I've been married for 10+ years. I don't have to impress anyone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)

216 Not near Jax, but I'd be totally down with the idea of driving down from Raleigh to buy a Marine a drink.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:10 PM (pvF2U)



You're sweet, but he'll be on base until we bring him home. *sigh*
Thank you for the thought!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (lVPtV)

217 Ahhh, the crepes batter is ready.


****

Uh. I had Manwiches for dinner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (DmNpO)

218 hahaha

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (nqBYe)

219 Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (bufJH)

LOL. I believe Mero rejected me that night on the ONT.

(OK, just kidding, kind of, but yeah, nothing is happening. Sorry to disappoint you. )

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (r+7wo)

220 Uh. I had Manwiches for dinner.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (DmNpO)



Little Caesar's pizza.

Although that's a friday night family tradition. Pizza and the kids pick a movie to watch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)

221 208
I bought Hate Spaghetti and Hate Spaghetti sauce at the store today. I'm
sure that a lefty somewhere is outraged that I enabled hate somehow

But Alec Baldwin still gets a royal pass




Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2013 09:11 PM (aTXUx)

--What the Hate Patriarch expressed about marriage is tame compared to what the oil-wallahs from the Middle East say about Teh Gay Couples.

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:14 PM (bufJH)

222 Yeah, I saved my my pennies to buy a genuine crepes skillet. Works well.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:14 PM (HjPtV)

223 Speaking of Moron hook ups....where the hell is MWR and what has she done to Nearsider? I can't remember the last time I saw him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)

224 Awwww thanks! I just got the good crop back from having the handle rewrapped but the cat o'nine tails could use upgrading.





Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:12 PM (Gk3SS)



What about ball gags? I've been thinking of marketing some made of cat fur and other hurl. What do you think?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (lVPtV)

225 Uh. I had Manwiches for dinner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (DmNpO)


Weawy?

Me too!

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (bufJH)

226 I'm having Chinese. I would like some crepes, though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (r+7wo)

227 >>>You probably swallowed it.

*hides under table. Manfully, of course*

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (eQJwb)

228 looks at the pool.

Posted by: willow at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (nqBYe)

229 What the Hate Patriarch expressed about marriage is tame compared to what the oil-wallahs from the Middle East say about Teh Gay Couples.
Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:14 PM (bufJH)

Good point. Maybe we could get lefties to boycott all oil-based products.

But they usually give Muslims a pass.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:16 PM (r+7wo)

230 I added two tablespoons of sugar to the batter, just for you, cd'a.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:17 PM (HjPtV)

231 I missed the whole Hate Spaghetti thing before I went to the grocery store, so I bought the wrong brand. Oh, well, guess I'll have to remember it next time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:17 PM (pvF2U)

232 where the hell is MWR and what has she done to Nearsider? I can't remember the last time I saw him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)



Just stay out of the basement.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (pvF2U)

233 Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:17 PM (HjPtV)

Awww, thanks. You are so sweet. Make sure you consume your crepes with enough enjoyment for two.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (r+7wo)

234
149 AtC, my BFF who was supposed to be dead two months ago, is out of her wheelchair, walking (with a walker) and has gained 10 pounds. She's still riddled with tumors (including one in her brain), put has dumbfounded her docs at Emory. She also gave up her morphine patch (!!!).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV


That's some very good news. Don't let jwest find out though. That's just the type of person he would think is too much of a drain on medical resources.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (LI48c)

235 What about ball gags? I've been thinking of marketing some made of cat fur and other hurl. What do you think?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:15 PM (lVPtV)



Actually, you could probably make a nice chunk of change with that.


Little Caesar's pizza.



Although that's a friday night family tradition. Pizza and the kids pick a movie to watch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)



Whatcha watching? The 'rents and I did not have pizza tonight but instead went to Cookout. Idiotically, I did not get a shake while there. Guess what I want now?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (Gk3SS)

236 (OK, just kidding, kind of, but yeah, nothing is happening. Sorry to disappoint you. )

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:13 PM (r+7wo)

--Well, that sucks. New love is a good thing. I'd love another whiskey.

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (bufJH)

237 (she is, after all, a ginger)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (pvF2U)

238 It's time to heat the skillet.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (HjPtV)

239 My paler twin (MWR) was on an earlier thread. Can't speak to the whereabouts of Mr. Nearsider, though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:19 PM (r+7wo)

240
About those moderate Muslims in Syria. Sometimes they eat with their Christian neighbors and then lead Al Nusra fighters in to kill them.

"...It never occurred to us that our Muslim neighbors would betray us..."

Quote:

Hanna says that before the war reached Maaloula this month, both Christians and Muslims agreed that the town must remain a place of peace. “There was a kind of coexistence between us,” Georgios agrees. “We had excellent relations. It never occurred to us that Muslim neighbours would betray us. We all said ‘please let this town live in peace – we don’t have to kill each other’. But now there is bad blood. They brought in the Nusra to throw out the Christians and get rid of us forever. Some of the Muslims who lived with us are good people but I will never trust 90 per cent of them again.”...

In name.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 09:19 PM (sOtz/)

241 Whatcha watching? The 'rents and I did not have pizza tonight but instead went to Cookout. Idiotically, I did not get a shake while there. Guess what I want now?
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (Gk3SS)



Of course. That's how life works.

The youngest child got to pick tonight. And for the thousandth time we watched Tangled. Which is a really cute take on Rapunzel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:20 PM (GEICT)

242 Idiotically, I did not get a shake while there. Guess what I want now?


Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:18 PM (Gk3SS)




ooooooohhhhh....blueberry cheesecake shake from Cookout....

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:20 PM (pvF2U)

243 let me see...yes, there's one on Capitol...and they are open until 2 AM...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (pvF2U)

244 231
I missed the whole Hate Spaghetti thing before I went to the grocery
store, so I bought the wrong brand. Oh, well, guess I'll have to
remember it next time.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:17 PM (pvF2U)


--Hey, go ahead and stock up. Shit, raw pasta may be a valuable commodity after LIB.

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (bufJH)

245 Ordered $35 worth of Hate Pasta off Amazon today. Delicious, delicious hate!

Posted by: Hillary Eats Huma at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (vHRtU)

246 Let me get this straight-

A woman e-mails a picture of her cooch and it's "empowerment".

But I e-mail one single picture of my dick and it makes me a scandalous pervert who gets shunned.

I mean, it's not like it was the first dick my Mom ever saw.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (X9Mnx)

247 >>>And for the thousandth time we watched Tangled.

Princess loves that movie. It's really pretty good.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (eQJwb)

248 Headline on yahoo finance:

Gullible Americans Fuel Obamacare's Bad Rap

Unpeople. Jesusland.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (ligos)

249 I'm going to hit the bed early. Spent the past two days cleaning the house (and all this afternoon cleaning D'oh Boy's room), and got sick yesterday with allergies and sinus shit.

Ugh. Bought a neti pot today, and it's helping my sinus pain enormously.

Anyhow, leaving mid-day tomorrow for Jax, NC to meet the kid Sunday a.m.

Cannot wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:23 PM (lVPtV)

250 The youngest child got to pick tonight. And for the thousandth time we watched Tangled. Which is a really cute take on Rapunzel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:20 PM (GEICT)



I looooove Tangled. Mandy Moore ftw!

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)

251 Was it Barilla or Ronzoni? I have been trying to quit pasta anyway.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:23 PM (0axsw)

252 Hollowpoint, you are a sick, sick dude.



And yes, I laughed like a moron.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:23 PM (pvF2U)

253 In name.
Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 09:19 PM (sOtz/)


Been happening for years.

Family that owns the diner down the street from my office is Palestinian. Mom and dad were born and raised there. They're Greek Orthodox.

The dad told me about when the 6 Day War happened. A muslim neighbor, whose son he grew up playing with, came over to specifically taunt them. "They're coming for you too! First they'll take care of the 6th Dayers (Jews) and then they're coming for you 7th Dayers (Christians)! They're gonna wipe you all out!"

Couple days later, she shows back up pleading for help because she was sure the Jews would kill all the Muslim Pali's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:24 PM (GEICT)

254 /Bawney sawk

Posted by: logproff at September 27, 2013 09:24 PM (bufJH)

255 I looooove Tangled. Mandy Moore ftw!

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)



Chuck does an excellent Flynn Ryder. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

256 So you're telling me is that Miley twerking was not the bottom of all indecency in pop culture, as the media would have us believe, but merely the canary in the coal mine? Got it.


Posted by: LizLem, drowning herself in sweet decadent carbs and waiting for the end at September 27, 2013 09:25 PM (ijXVY)

257 Meatloaf in final launch stage.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (0axsw)

258 Titties on Drudge

Posted by: bern at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (hIJ1e)

259 And yeah DC, Tangled is one I don't mind at all. I could do without having seen it a thousand times, but it's good.

Not ashamed that the reunion scene at the end gut punches me a little each time. As a parent....oof.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)

260 let me see...yes, there's one on Capitol...and they are open until 2 AM...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:22 PM (pvF2U)



There's one like three minutes from me. The drive thru is upon until 4:00 a.m.


I would go out and get the shake but the power of booze compels that I do not drive.


Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)

261 Oh, we finally got a Whole Foods Market in Slovannah. It's been like a Planet Hollywood opening.

Cannot sling a package of sustainable, organic coffee without hitting a douchebag hipster, or worse, a smelly hippie. I actually witnessed a woman reaching into a dairy case with very hairy armpits. It brought back flashbacks from the 70s.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (lVPtV)

262 but I will never trust 90 per cent of them again.”...

In name.

Posted by: BEAGLE at September 27, 2013 09:19 PM (sOtz/)

The writer's trust index is off by 10%!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2013 09:27 PM (XdnQT)

263 I would go out and get the shake but the power of booze compels that I do not drive.




Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)



Nowhere near W/S, otherwise I'd pick one up for you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:28 PM (pvF2U)

264 Which Italic Pasta is on our side?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (0axsw)

265 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:23 PM (lVPtV)

May you have a joyous reunion!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (XdnQT)

266 Couple days later, she shows back up pleading for help because she was sure the Jews would kill all the Muslim Pali's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:24 PM (GEICT)



She'd have gotten the Rigid Digit Salute...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (pvF2U)

267 Titties on Drudge
Posted by: bern at September 27, 2013 09:26 PM (hIJ1e)

Barely.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (r+7wo)

268
@253 BCochran
The story which repeats itself is some young non-Muslim in a majority Muslim nation is accused of insulting Mo or doing something to a Quran. The Muslims riot and burn a few dozen houses and kill some non-Muslimse. Then it turns out the whole original offense was made up. Authorities maybe arrest a guy from the riot. The Muslims riot and burn a few houses and kill some non-Muslims.
And so on.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 09:30 PM (sOtz/)

269 I followed the directions for curing my own bacon. Twelve pounds of pork belly in pink salt for a week and I just brought it in after smoking it with huisache wood (sweet acacia). That's the preferred Czech Texan barbeque wood around here.

Breakfast tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 27, 2013 09:30 PM (+9dyn)

270 She'd have gotten the Rigid Digit Salute...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (pvF2U)



The impression I got was that she received the Palestinian version of "fuck you" and a slammed door.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:30 PM (GEICT)

271 264
Which Italic Pasta is on our side?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (0axsw)

--Barilla

Posted by: loggprof at September 27, 2013 09:31 PM (bufJH)

272 Which Italic Pasta is on our side?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (0axsw)

Thought it was Barilla (purveyors of fine heteronormative phallic spaghetti).

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2013 09:31 PM (XdnQT)

273 Curious how a Ukrainian can call someone who isn't aUkrainian a whore.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:31 PM (0axsw)

274 If they want pictures of pussies why not send them a photo of John Boehner?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 27, 2013 09:32 PM (ItfcE)

275 Which Italic Pasta is on our side?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:29 PM (0axsw)



Oh, let's not go overboard here. Much like Starbucks and the whole gun carry kerfuffle, they aren't really on "our" side. They just happened to find an acorn. (Barilla, for what it's worth)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:32 PM (pvF2U)

276 Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 27, 2013 09:30 PM (+9dyn)

where did you find those directions?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2013 09:32 PM (XdnQT)

277 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV)

That is brilliant Jane! The human body and spirit is an astounding thing.

Going to watch Sons of Anarchy on Netflix, am on season 2 and addicted, and write.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2013 09:33 PM (ijXVY)

278 Ok, about those shots...who's having one?

BC, it's red stag cinnamon, so I assume you're in?

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:33 PM (eQJwb)

279 If they want pictures of pussies why not send them a photo of John Boehner?


delurking

*just spewed beer everywhere*

Posted by: Infidel at September 27, 2013 09:33 PM (1IexL)

280 BC, it's red stag cinnamon, so I assume you're in?
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:33 PM (eQJwb)



Bastard. Red Stag is good stuff. I've not had the Cinnamon.

But see post 118.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

281 test

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)

282 My upskirts are hawt.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 27, 2013 09:35 PM (sOtz/)

283 Sitemeter?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:35 PM (0axsw)

284
It is because of the beauty... That is why a woman holds her breast when she runs, not because the breast is going to fall.

http://tinyurl.com/n8wr3p2

Posted by: bern at September 27, 2013 09:36 PM (hIJ1e)

285 test

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)



They said there would be no math! NO! MATH!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:36 PM (pvF2U)

286 fwiw I had to completely disable NoScript to watch the internet streamy football thingie in Firefox

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2013 09:36 PM (8sCoq)

287 Ihave written, of my own hand, an 'ode' to this 'Mother' Orginization:
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?Mother do you think they'll like the song?Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?Ooooh aah, Mother should I build a wall?Mother should I run for president?Mother should I trust the government?Mother will they put me in the firing line?Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of timeHush now baby, baby don't you cryMama's gonna make all of your nightmares come trueMama's gonna put all of her fears into youMama's gonna keep you right here under her wingShe won't let you fly but she might let you singMama will keep baby cosy and warmOoooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh BabeOf course Mama's gonna help build the wallMother do think she's good enough for me?Mother do think she's dangerous to me?Mother will she tear your little boy apart?Oooh aah, mother will she break my heart?Hush now baby, baby don't you cryMama's gonna check out all your girl friends for youMama won't let anyone dirty get throughMama's gonna wait up till you get inMama will always find out where you've beenMamma's gonna keep baby healthy and cleanOoooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh BabeYou'll always be a baby to meMother, did it need to be so high?

Posted by: Roger Waters at September 27, 2013 09:36 PM (BsG1N)

288 "Sitemeter?"


Posted by: Boss Moss

Yeah... what's with the "Sitemeter" stuff?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (lq3Ak)

289 >>>But see post 118.

I saw. Just don't care.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (eQJwb)

290 If you have Verizon Cable you can put a lot of channels on your mobile devices.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (0axsw)

291 I saw. Just don't care.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (eQJwb)


Lol! Wtf. Pass me one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)

292 Hrothgar it was mentioned here and tho I lost the link I found another. Very easy. Finding pink salt was the hardest part. It is not the suddenly fashionable Himalayan salt but salt with nitrites for curing meat. Also called Prague #1.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 27, 2013 09:38 PM (+9dyn)

293 Husband just filled out new forms for us and his company this morning. We're totally fucked. Our insurance guy is getting us a cheaper company policy with way less coverage, and husband told me last night he may have to drop ME and all the other spouses after January.

No fucking words.

May Barry Hussein Obama die in shame, in his own urine, abandoned by his "wife" and children, and mocked by the entire universe.

The HATE it burns.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:38 PM (lVPtV)

294 I saw. Just don't care.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (eQJwb)


hehehehehehe

c==u

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:39 PM (pvF2U)

295 Han didn't shoot "first." He was the only one who shot at all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 27, 2013 09:39 PM (Vk2pI)

296 >>>Pass me one.

*slides*

Here's to our wives, to our girlfriends, to the women we love....may they never meet.

Slainte

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:39 PM (eQJwb)

297
288 "Sitemeter?"Posted by: Boss Moss Yeah... what's with the "Sitemeter" stuff?
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:37 PM (lq3Ak)


Someone at sitemeter probably fucked up some coding they were working on. Someone yesterday said that when the did save and open it, it was just blank so not a virus infection. Just cancel when it pops up.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2013 09:40 PM (LI48c)

298 292
Hrothgar it was mentioned here and tho I lost the link I found another.
Very easy. Finding pink salt was the hardest part. It is not the
suddenly fashionable Himalayan salt but salt with nitrites for curing
meat. Also called Prague #1.


Readily available on the Internet, look for Curing salt.

Good luck with your bacon. Don't use hickory to smoke it. I found out the hard way that it's too strong for the job.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2013 09:40 PM (bKA83)

299 If you don't shoot first you may never get to shoot at all.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:40 PM (0axsw)

300 Here's to our wives, to our girlfriends, to the women we love....may they never meet.

Slainte

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 27, 2013 09:39 PM (eQJwb)




do dheagh shlàinte

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)

301 I hope and pray that by the time my kids are old enough to be affected by this, there will have been a massive pendulum swing back to reality.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 27, 2013 09:41 PM (HDgX3)

302 He was the only one who shot at all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 27, 2013 09:39 PM (Vk2pI)



Safer that way...return fire means you have incoming, and if you were the one doing the returning...well, we'll just say that's "sub-optimal" won't we?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:41 PM (pvF2U)

303 301
I hope and pray that by the time my kids are old enough to be affected
by this, there will have been a massive pendulum swing back to reality.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 27, 2013 09:41 PM (HDgX3)



Four the next five years after leaving the Marines, our son will be covered under the VA (his first three months under Tri-Care). Worries the hell out of me, since he suffered major back injury in Afghanistan and has hearing and vision problems now.

I'm sure he'll get the BEST of care. /s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:44 PM (lVPtV)

304 "Just cancel when it pops up."


Posted by: buzzion

It is a "timing thing" when reading, casually lurking, on an XBox 360. You gotta be quick. Seeing as it isn't a game, it is quite an annoyance.

Thanks for the response, buzz.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:44 PM (lq3Ak)

305 Sitemeter pops up every time I refresh.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:45 PM (0axsw)

306
The other day I was theorizing Iran's charm offensive is to cover up major success in their nuclear program because beating international sanctions is easy. Well, not the only one.
In name.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 09:45 PM (sOtz/)

307 Dammit. "For = Four"

Just spent several hour cleaning the kid's fucking bedroom and bath.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:45 PM (lVPtV)

308 since he suffered major back injury in Afghanistan and has hearing and vision problems now.

I'm sure he'll get the BEST of care. /s




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:44 PM (lVPtV)



Just make sure he gets his VA stuff done for his disability claim.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:46 PM (pvF2U)

309
@305 same here. "analytics.js"

No thanks.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2013 09:46 PM (sOtz/)

310 308 You must have some kind of rating for that back injury. Those things can worsen over time.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:47 PM (0axsw)

311 It hasn't popped up for me on Firefox. It only redirected me on XBox.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:48 PM (lq3Ak)

312 Four the next five years after leaving the Marines, our son will be covered under the VA (his first three months under Tri-Care). Worries the hell out of me, since he suffered major back injury in Afghanistan and has hearing and vision problems now.

I'm sure he'll get the BEST of care. /s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:44 PM (lVPtV)



I've got a buddy who had a helicopter kinda/sorta land on him when he was in the Army. Seriously seriously fucked up his back. Rendered him unable to do a lot of work. Certainly can't stand for any length of time. Even sitting in the same position for more than a little while is rough on him. That all, of course, has lead to problems with serious depression. I know of at least twice where he's voluntarily checked himself in for mental eval and treatment.

I won't tell you his opinion of the VA.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT)

313 You must have some kind of rating for that back injury. Those things can worsen over time.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:47 PM (0axsw)


Yep, which is why you want to get that VA physical done right away, so it can be documented as a service related injury.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:49 PM (pvF2U)

314 I don't see it on Mozilla either. I can't see a lot of photos here in Mozilla.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:49 PM (0axsw)

315 A good batch of crepes.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2013 09:50 PM (HjPtV)

316 I won't tell you his opinion of the VA.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT)



They suck balls. Not the doctors and nurses, the administration. But the biggest thing is a service related injury means that part of your benefits are tax free. Not that they will still be around by the time he's old enough to collect them, of course.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:50 PM (pvF2U)

317 My dad was a psych for the VA for a long time. Needless to say, once he had the opportunity he started a private practice.

He complained about the administration as well; said that they would get highly educated Indians (from India) to be the admins and they would treat the docs and nurses like chattel.

Posted by: RiverC at September 27, 2013 09:53 PM (9hUiB)

318
I gotta see that Roddy movie one of these days.
Viva 80's action movies

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 27, 2013 09:53 PM (jtWfF)

319 Just make sure he gets his VA stuff done for his disability claim.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:46 PM (pvF2U)

Be sure he keeps complete records and copies of every thing filed and all correspondence as well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2013 09:54 PM (XdnQT)

320 I don't even want to imagine Government Health Care. No matter the nomenclature, "Single-Payer", "Public Sector", or otherwise.

...I never thought we'd have a population this stupid.

The ongoing manipulation has been effective, folks. I only pray it can be reversed with effort and time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (lq3Ak)

321 So did I miss the hardwood v. carpeting discussion?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at September 27, 2013 08:23 PM


huhuh uh huh... she said "hard wood"... huhuh

Posted by: butthead at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (9gNQd)

322 Anyone else having trouble loading the home page (ace.mu.nu)?

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (bufJH)

323 They suck balls. Not the doctors and nurses, the administration. But the biggest thing is a service related injury means that part of your benefits are tax free. Not that they will still be around by the time he's old enough to collect them, of course.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:50 PM (pvF2U)



My buddy does collect some benefits. He was only in for about 18months/2years before being medically discharged. A buddy of his was in for roughly 5 and was medically discharged for suffering from ADHD. Guess which one of them gets the larger check? And it's not even close.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)

324
I won't tell you his opinion of the VA.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT)



I know. Sadly, his "docs" on Okinawa tried to tell him his constant pain wasn't a big deal.I grew up in the (Air Force) military and my dad's best friend was the head of the hospital in Wiesbaden, Germany in the late 50s early 60s. They actually cared about our troops.
We have best friends here in Savannah in the medical profession. One of them, Dr. Robert Johnson, is a strong conservative running for Jack Kingston's office (Jack is running for Saxby Chambliss' senate seat). "Dr. Bob" knows our son as well as his own.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:56 PM (lVPtV)

325 Anyone else having trouble loading the home page (ace.mu.nu)?


Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (bufJH)


Had a script issue. Had to kill off Adobe in the task manager, but after that it went OK.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 09:57 PM (pvF2U)

326 Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (bufJH)

Only on XBox, while perusing. I kept getting redirected, but on Firefox, I seem okay.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:57 PM (lq3Ak)

327 The ongoing manipulation has been effective, folks. I only pray it can be reversed with effort and time.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (lq3Ak)



One of my grandfather's favorite sayings is "this too shall pass" to which I always respond "but not quickly."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 27, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)

328 I grabbed They Live off of YouTube. I think it was taken down.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 27, 2013 09:58 PM (0axsw)

329 New podcast thread, guys.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 27, 2013 09:59 PM (r+7wo)

330 Anyone else having trouble loading the home page (ace.mu.nu)?

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2013 09:55 PM (bufJH)


Sorry.

Our bad (Santa)

Posted by: The NSA Prism Program at September 27, 2013 09:59 PM (Vk2pI)

331 "One of my grandfather's favorite sayings is "this too shall pass" to which I always respond "but not quickly." "


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 27, 2013 09:59 PM (lq3Ak)

332 Sadly, his "docs" on Okinawa tried to tell him his
constant pain wasn't a big deal.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2013 09:56 PM (lVPtV)



That wasn't the VA, that was military docs. The entire system is behind the times and geared more towards preventative medicine rather than corrective medicine. My wife had lady problems for 11 years that the military docs couldn't figure out, when we retired and she found a doc "on the outside" he had her diagnosed and fixed up in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 27, 2013 10:02 PM (pvF2U)

333 There is precisely zero chance that any future Star Wars sequel will be anything other than absolute shit. Absolute shit isn't just the new normal--it's what's good for you.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 27, 2013 10:06 PM (JQuNB)

334 nood..., with bonus two hour podcast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 27, 2013 10:08 PM (aDwsi)

335 My buddy does collect some benefits. He was only in for about 18months/2years before being medically discharged. A buddy of his was in for roughly 5 and was medically discharged for suffering from ADHD. Guess which one of them gets the larger check? And it's not even close.

Posted by: BCochran1981
-------------------

I know of a young woman who has psychological problems. Had them long before (lying about it) and joining the Navy. Within 6 mos. was discharged with a General Discharge, hired a lawyer, now receives disability payments. I forget the number, but it is 2-3 times what SS generally pays a retiree.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 27, 2013 10:21 PM (aDwsi)

336
Wow, just wow:

“We have killed millions of Muslims overseas since the September 11th attacks. They are not all bad. In fact most of them are good. So from now on, November will be a month to celebrate the Muslim community, the Sunnah and the Quran.”

sincerely yours,
That fucking guy

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 27, 2013 10:39 PM (jtWfF)

337 I just read an IDB editorial that Barney Frank admits it was the government that caused the financial crisis! I was reading on iPad. I’ll put the url in later.

Posted by: CarolT at September 27, 2013 10:54 PM (z4WKX)

338 http://tinyurl.com/n3bg8tu

IBD Editorial where Frank admits it.

Posted by: CarolT at September 27, 2013 10:57 PM (z4WKX)

339 I just read an IDB editorial that Barney Frank admits it was the government that caused the financial crisis!

That son of a bitch should be tied to a lightpole in the middle of Boston, his pants yanked off, and his bottom half savaged with a buggy whip. On both sides.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 27, 2013 11:55 PM (ItfcE)

340 "Somehow, in my 34 25 years as a female, I have managed to feel
good about myself without feeling the need to post pics of my nether
regions where they can be seen by all and sundry."

Y sont fous ces Américaines! <toc, toc>

Posted by: bill-o at September 28, 2013 12:50 AM (AWwDY)

341 Y sont fous ces Américaines! <toc, toc>

folles <rougissant>

Posted by: bill-o at September 28, 2013 01:09 AM (AWwDY)

342 This is a world of freedom of thought and action, but only for correctly thinking persons. Your brand of idiotic racist hate is not welcome in it.


I still look forward to the day you are all in camps.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at September 28, 2013 10:07 AM (FT2j2)

343 Has civilization collapsed yet??? Does the Facebook selfie signify The End Is Near???

...Crawls back into bed, curls up in fetal position, pulls blanket back over self....

Posted by: Jen at September 28, 2013 11:26 AM (JugMm)






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