Naughty MILF Goes Wild, Topless

But pixelates out all the good stuff.


If anyone can find a non-pixilated version of this video, I'm sure it would be appreciated. But I doubt it exists. I think she pixelated it at the source (that is, her own copy, before disseminating it).

This is what we call a "Bullshit Post." And I got another one of these in the chamber, too.

[Update JohnE.] I'm sure I've seen faker interviews, I just can't remember any right now.

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM



Comments

1 Greatly appreciated, you mean!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 26, 2013 03:28 PM (f9c2L)

2 This is a political movement that I can get in front of.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

3 Today's theme: Breasts!



P.S.: HOORAY.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at August 26, 2013 03:30 PM (TSf9W)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:30 PM (/PCJa)

5 I wonder what she thinks about tit-for-tat racial grievance reporting.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 26, 2013 03:30 PM (Iyg03)

6 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:31 PM (/PCJa)

7 But save the boobehs.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:31 PM (/PCJa)

8 She can interview me topless anytime..

God, we're a sad bunch, ain't we?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 26, 2013 03:31 PM (f9c2L)

9 Well, there's the tits...
Tats must be the next thread, yes?

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 26, 2013 03:32 PM (SfGRU)

10 Would not hit it.

Posted by: RS at August 26, 2013 03:32 PM (YAGV/)

11 That interview was titillating.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 26, 2013 03:32 PM (Iyg03)

12

The Mayor of Kelowna was really hurting at the end. I'm surprised he was able to give coherent answers questions.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 26, 2013 03:32 PM (FlRtG)

13 Reporter Does TV Interview Topless To Prove Point

Strident advocacy is hardly "reporting".

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 26, 2013 03:32 PM (uYaYO)

14 So this "reporter" is an activist who wrangled an interview with her chief opponent then made a boob of herself.

She should come to America. There are any number of "news" outlets who would be happy to employ someone of her viewpoint.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:32 PM (QehQP)

15 Now....



....how do we get the Fox News babes to do this story?



Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:33 PM (GQ8sn)

16 But save the boobehs.

http://is.gd/fRi0JK

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 26, 2013 03:33 PM (/kI1Q)

17 HOW CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT THIS WHEN [insert scandal(s) du jour] IS GOING ON???

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 26, 2013 03:33 PM (ND9u8)

18 I understand that there are other places on the interwebz where the boobehs aren't pixilated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 03:33 PM (8ZskC)

19 But...where are the tats?
There were no tats on those tits.

Posted by: wheatie at August 26, 2013 03:33 PM (el7k2)

20 Let's not get carried away, if public titties are to become the norm, we need minimum standards for firmness. It's the decent thing to do.

Posted by: Fritz at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (KIHQS)

21 As I Tweeted,props to the guy for keeping his eyes on her face.A better man than I.Or teh ghey.

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (9XBK2)

22 Crap....
Off with you, you pederast sock!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (SfGRU)

23 Gross.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (Hx2XA)

24 Dangerous for a reporter to do that... never know if you are interviewing a Bob Filner wannabe

Posted by: Highsmith at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (uwaMU)

25 If Chris Christie can go topless on a beach, why can't she?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

26 This is what we call a "Bullshit Post." And I got another one of these in the chamber, too.



Enemas up! Scouts out! Cavalry ho!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (p9JxP)

27 15 Now....

....how do we get the Fox News babes to do this story?

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:33 PM (GQ8sn)



The same way you get any high class woman naked..lots and lots of cash.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (da5Wo)

28
Uhh.
Let's be clear here.
The woman is upset that someone was told they couldn't go topless in an eating establishment of some sort.

Uhh, that's pretty much the rule regardless of gender isn't it? The old "No shirt, no shoes, no service" line?
So the Feminists are angry now about actual equality?
(FWIW, they should be careful what they wish for, it'd probably be far simpler to just extend public decency laws to include males than it would be to lax them to include females, from a standpoint of public opinion.)

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (GaqMa)

29 It is a BS interview. It's a political message from a dingleberry mayor of a town full of drunken retards.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (3Aixx)

30 Un-pixelated or it didn't happen!

Posted by: mugiwara at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (W7ffl)

31
Feeling slightly less ashamed that I just came back from an unsuccessful troll for unpixilated video.

Apparently it's what the cool kids are doing, too.

Posted by: Chelsea Bandersnatch at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (A0sHn)

32 Posted by: Fritz at August 26, 2013 03:34 PM (KIHQS)

We, at the US Office of Mammary Inspection will be responsible for inspection and enforcement of such standards.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) USOMI at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (/PCJa)

33

I understand that there are other places on the interwebz where the boobehs aren't pixilated.

Posted by: Cicero


NO! That . . . that CAN'T be true!!!

The internet is the home of all that is wholesome and good . . .

Posted by: imp at August 26, 2013 03:36 PM (L9AnB)

34 That was the reporter who somehow kept getting all the big scoops in San Diego.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

35 Hi Morons, I'm back. I'll bet all you thought I went to the rocking chair. But I had company instead.

Posted by: Vic at August 26, 2013 03:36 PM (lZvxr)

36 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) USOMI at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (/PCJa)

Is that like the Beaver Patrol?

Posted by: Highsmith at August 26, 2013 03:36 PM (uwaMU)

37 Why did the "reporter" not need the pad and feather duster pen when she had her top on?

Was that prop part of her act?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:36 PM (QehQP)

38 How cold was it during this interview? She may have made more than just one point with this stunt.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 26, 2013 03:36 PM (W7ffl)

39 Not just bullshit, but udder bullshit.

Posted by: jwest at August 26, 2013 03:37 PM (u2a4R)

40 My Kingdom for a depixalator! It looks as though she has a nice rack.

Posted by: The Stupid Hurts at August 26, 2013 03:37 PM (oDCMR)

41 Uhh, that's pretty much the rule regardless of gender isn't it? The old "No shirt, no shoes, no service" line?


Men: "No shirt, no shoes, no service".

Ladies: "No shirt, no shoes, y'all eat free".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:37 PM (p9JxP)

42


If she is so supportive of going topless, why is she not releasing the unpixellated film!?!?!?!?

Hypocrite.

Posted by: imp at August 26, 2013 03:37 PM (L9AnB)

43 Was she advocating for pole dancing being an Olympic sport?

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (xmcEQ)

44 Dildo, Newfoundland called. They've got a job opening.

Posted by: RS at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (YAGV/)

45
pixelates out all the good stuff.




She's a 50ish mother of two.

The good stuff might not be that good anymore....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (kdS6q)

46 In case you didn't know it is "go topless" day in Canuckistan.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (3Aixx)

47 Sometimes when someone says, "look at my tits" you wish someone else would have said it.

This is one of those times.

Posted by: Dang at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (Hx2XA)

48 Why didn't I think of this?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

49 Fake (boobs) but accurate.

Posted by: Shoot Me at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (qiXMt)

50 For those feeling particularly cockblocked by this video, just go to RedTube and get it over with.

Just don't do it from your work computer. And make sure your antivirus and adblocker are up to date. You know, *wear protection*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (qyfb5)

51 See what you learn at Journalism School? Hopefully Candy Crowley will not feel compelled to meet and best this journalistic trend.

Posted by: The Stupid Hurts at August 26, 2013 03:39 PM (oDCMR)

52 This is where NSA could do some difference.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at August 26, 2013 03:39 PM (AWmfW)

53 She's a 50ish mother of two.

The good stuff might not be that good anymore....



Like expired milk..

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:39 PM (p9JxP)

54 Kelowna, BC must be like Austin, TX or Portland, OR: Libtardville.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:39 PM (GQ8sn)

55 Does anyone else have Little Big Town Motorboatin' stuck in their heads?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:39 PM (/PCJa)

56 The Mayor should have stopped answering her questions when he got control of the microphone. Roles reversed, he should have interviewed the twins.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (QehQP)

57 The reporter's name is Lori Welbourne.

And..here..you...go.

http://tinyurl.com/kw2rgmh

NSFW


You can thank me later.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (da5Wo)

58 She's a 50ish mother of two.



The good stuff might not be that good anymore....







Like expired milk..

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:39 PM (p9JxP)


I direct your attention to Jane Seymour in "Wedding Crashers".
"Call me...kitty kat. ROWR!"

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (GQ8sn)

59 I'm sure I've seen faker interviews, I just can't remember any right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOya9-lwQk

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (/kI1Q)

60 I bet they look pretty good.

She looks like she takes care of herself.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (xmcEQ)

61 ace, shame on you--your betters in the MSM would never let facts get in the way of a good story. You should instead double down and insist not only is there real video out there, it shows her involved in a threesome at the time.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (uANPq)

62
Eh,
I also don't really think the constant comparison to other body parts (earlobes! Elbows, Knees!) really makes any sense.

I fails to understand the various cultural norms in place at any given time.
Take that argument it's logical extreme: why do we wear clothes at all? I'm not even sure most crazy "free the girls" people are anti-clothes as much as they are "pro-sameness" (Whatever the fuck that means of course, I could write a freaking book on why that shit is wrong.)

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:40 PM (GaqMa)

63 Like expired milk..

Posted by: rickb223

With a "Have you seen my self esteem?" ad on the carton.

Posted by: Dang at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (Hx2XA)

64 This would be great if it met two conditions:


(1) No pixilation


(2) It was Katie Pavlich instead

Posted by: Vic at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (lZvxr)

65 You had me at "naughty MILF".

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (VndSC)

66 50'ish mothers of 2 can't have nice tits?I'm outraged!All 'ettes who fit the description(or not) ,prove this calumny wrong by sending me pictures of your tits.

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (9XBK2)

67
>>She's a 50ish mother of two.<<

For those of us who are 50ish and date age-appropriately, age-appropriate boobehs can be full of joys and wonders.

Posted by: Chelsea Bandersnatch at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (A0sHn)

68 But save the boobehs.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:31 PM (/PCJa)



I was about to be all but but but but

This whole men can go topless but women can't "controversy" was boring back when womyn were whinging about it when I was in a position to tromp around topless without tripping over the Rack. (You're welcome for that)

Look. Here's the deal. While I would agree that Ryan Gosling wandering around topless is v v distracting indeed, most men aren't like that. Whereas exposing most women's breasts would lead to great distraction. Why? Because tits are awesome.


Mandatory photoshopped scene - http://youtu.be/-fykQD7M1EU (NSFW since tiny bit of Horde language)

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (VtjlW)

69 Kelowna has a hockey team (surprise!) called the Rockets.

He should have interviewed her rockets.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (QehQP)

70 Uhh, that's pretty much the rule regardless of gender isn't it? The old "No shirt, no shoes, no service" line?
So the Feminists are angry now about actual equality?

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (GaqMa)



In San Fran the g-ddamn nudists are still pissed that people would like them to sit on a towel when they go into an eating establishment. It inhibits their free expression.

Sorry, folks. If there's a chance that your free expression could contaminate my Big Mac with fecal matter and the humid reek of ball sweat, you've officially crossedA Line.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

71 54, its worse

Posted by: TrueNorthist at August 26, 2013 03:42 PM (3Aixx)

72 The good stuff might not be that good anymore....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 03:38 PM (kdS6q)


--------------------------------------------------


If she truely wants to report it, I'll decide it. She's a fucking hypocrite.

The mayor should have paused and said, "Hmmm. Nice tits", and then gone on to answer her questions.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 03:42 PM (H99r6)

73 Greek homos used to fuck posts too, didn't they?

Posted by: the rev. al sharpton at August 26, 2013 03:42 PM (joFbZ)

74 She thinks she's a journalist. Let's see her do that interview in San Diego.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 03:42 PM (VndSC)

75 54, its worse

Posted by: TrueNorthist at August 26, 2013 03:42 PM (3Aixx)


I figured as much.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)

76
Why didn't I think of this?
Posted by: Helen Thomas




I tried this back in 1994. Gotta say. not the winner I thought it would be.

Posted by: Erma Bombeck

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 03:43 PM (kdS6q)

77 Here's the non-pixilated video : http://tinyurl.com/8f9rvkn

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 26, 2013 03:43 PM (qRasw)

78 That's crossing a brown line so don't call my bluff!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (joFbZ)

79 She thinks she's a journalist. Let's see her do that interview in San Diego.


Bob Filner hardest hit...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (p9JxP)

80 Is there a law against pulling my sack out and resting it on my boxer shorts' waistband?

Because it's hot in here.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (q00GQ)

81
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

First Amendment booster I've become in my late 20s (yeah horde I'm young, shove it.) sometimes I do wonder if we've taken it too far. We've taken what was effectively a negative right and turned it into a giant positive right. I'm awaiting the day when people can legally shut down highways by laying on them because "Free Speech!"

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (GaqMa)

82 In San Fran the g-ddamn nudists are still pissed...


That reminds me of a post ace did a little while back about male nudists in SF. He said if you ever wanted to have a cloak of invisibility, just go naked in downtown SF. No one will look at you. No one will see you. No one will ever know you are there.

hehe...

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)

83 I knew it was only a matter of time before the London Boys made an appearance.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (xmcEQ)

84 What a silly stunt. I think she knows she's getting long in the tooth (cf. platinum blond hair vs. Fox News babes), has not made the big time and is reaching out for someone, anyone, to give her the chance at a bigger job. The human condition of aging, however, cares not about such dreams. Alas, should there be some 15 minutes for her from this folly, any offers will be a la Sidney Leathers' new film career.

Posted by: eureka! at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (CCfZi)

85 Whereas exposing most women's breasts would lead to great distraction.

Oh sure, maybe for the first few minutes, it would be novel, but people get used to stuff fast....

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:45 PM (p7BzH)

86 In San Fran the g-ddamn nudists are still pissed that people would like
them to sit on a towel when they go into an eating establishment. It
inhibits their free expression.


Yep, I remember a group complaining about that when an Airline insisted they sit on towels.

Dude, you're in an airplane for hours. Nobody wants that seat after you. It's like Hillary!'s seatpad. It's good for nothing after that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:45 PM (WhJf8)

87 >>Is there a law against pulling my sack out and resting it on my boxer shorts' waistband?

That's my line.

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at August 26, 2013 03:45 PM (VndSC)

88 oops damnit forgot to quote, that first line is from ATCs post.

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:45 PM (p7BzH)

89
82 In San Fran the g-ddamn nudists are still pissed...


That reminds me of a post ace did a little while back about male nudists in SF. He said if you ever wanted to have a cloak of invisibility, just go naked in downtown SF. No one will look at you. No one will see you. No one will ever know you are there.

hehe...

I bet no one asks you for change either.

Posted by: The Stupid Hurts at August 26, 2013 03:45 PM (oDCMR)

90 Look. Here's the deal. While I would agree that Ryan Gosling wandering around topless is v v distracting indeed, most men aren't like that. Whereas exposing most women's breasts would lead to great distraction. Why? Because tits are awesome.

This.

Most guys wandering around without shirts would merely get laughed at. Women wandering around without shirts would cause traffic accidents.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (/PCJa)

91 See, this woman's got it backwards. To be a hard-hitting journalist, you're supposed to ask the kind of questions that get your interviewee to lay THEMSELVES bare. You're not supposed to do it to yourself.

And it's a g-ddamn metaphor, you stupid bint!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)

92 I'm not even sure most crazy "free the girls"


Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them free.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)

93 Oh sure, maybe for the first few minutes, it would be novel, but people get used to stuff fast....

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:45 PM (p7BzH)



If I ever get to the point where boobs are passe, I'm going to kill myself. Because life would have no joy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (da5Wo)

94
For those of us who are 50ish and date age-appropriately, age-appropriate boobehs can be full of joys and wonders.
Posted by: Chelsea Bandersnatch




With the help of secret support lingerie or the old reliable Merry Widow, quite.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (kdS6q)

95 Most guys wandering around without shirts would merely get laughed at. Women wandering around without shirts



You say that likes it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (p9JxP)

96 'Naughty MILF' is NOT the name of my yacht! Y'know, the yacht I wasn't on at first over the Fourth of July.

Posted by: Sen. John Kerry at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (xTCyN)

97 Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them free.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)



That was a lot of multi-syllable words for one sentence. Should I be running?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (da5Wo)

98 In Peruvia the women are required by law to go topless in public until the age of 34. Except for the fat ones, it works out just fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

99 Look, in this day and age where some guys think that it's wonderful to run around shirtless with a weapons-carrier-size Dunlop hanging over his belt, maybe we should be going the other way - let's make guys wear shirts too.

Posted by: JEM at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (o+SC1)

100 Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture
techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to
keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them
free.




I've always wanted to see Brunelleschi's Dome.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)

101
If I ever get to the point where boobs are passe, I'm going to kill myself. Because life would have no joy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (da5Wo)

Which wasn't my point. Some commenters are claiming that naked boobs will cause traffic accidents, I contend that it's bullshit.

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (p7BzH)

102
[Update JohnE.] I'm sure I've seen faker interviews, I just can't remember any right now.


"The Front Fell Off" still an awesome bit. Very fake.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (t06LC)

103 Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them free.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)



*fist bump of solidarity* Werd.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (4df7R)

104 Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them free.


FREE WILLY! And Wally!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (p9JxP)

105 81 I'm awaiting the day when people can legally shut down highways by laying on them because "Free Speech!"

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:44 PM (GaqMa)


You don't have to wait on that. The illegals are already doing that in CA when they protest.

Posted by: Vic at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (lZvxr)

106 Here's the non-pixilated video : http://tinyurl.com/8f9rvkn
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 26, 2013 03:43 PM (qRasw)


-----------------------------------------------


Never again will I open one of your links. (That pic is gheyer than Ace's original)

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (H99r6)

107
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)

Heh, the joys of youth I suppose. (speaking on behalf of my wife as it were, well on my behalf I guess, but commenting upon..you know you get the point.)

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (GaqMa)

108 If anyone can find a non-pixilated version of this video, I'm sure it would be appreciated.

Ahhh... it's the internet. How could you be sure?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM (6xhLc)

109 @97 Doncha know Christopher Wren got his start in bra design?

*beavis* flying buttress, heh, heh */beavis*

Posted by: JEM at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM (o+SC1)

110
If I ever get to the point where boobs are passe, I'm going to kill myself. Because life would have no joy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (da5Wo)



This.


A THOUSAND TIMES, this.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM (xmcEQ)

111 Posted by: JEM at August 26, 2013 03:47 PM (o+SC1)

I could completely get behind simply reversing the rules. The ladies can run around bare-chested, and the guys get shirts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM (/PCJa)

112 Which wasn't my point. Some commenters are claiming that naked boobs will cause traffic accidents, I contend that it's bullshit.

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (p7BzH)



No, it's completely and utterly accurate. Guys, of all ages, are fascinated by boobs and will take any opportunity to look at them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM (da5Wo)

113
Is there a law against pulling my sack out and resting it on my boxer shorts' waistband?
Posted by: ChampionCapua




You have to attach a gold watch chain to it.

Otherwise, it doesn't look classy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (kdS6q)

114
Lets just say I've been to nude beaches, and from experience let me say I'm very pro top.
Sure, it sounds cool in theory, but in practice, those who have the least to show have the most desire to do so (I call this Cyrusing).

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)

115 Posted by: Soona


H8ter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (qRasw)

116 >>>No, it's completely and utterly accurate. Guys, of all ages, are fascinated by boobs and will take any opportunity to look at them.
Posted by: BCochran1981



It's a moth and flame thing.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (VndSC)

117 Which wasn't my point. Some commenters are claiming that naked boobs
will cause traffic accidents, I contend that it's bullshit.


Most people past age 35 are unattractive. It's sad but true. There are lots of people who look great well into their later years, but they are the exception. I think there would be traffic accidents because it's hard to drive when you're vomiting.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (WhJf8)

118 Lets just say I've been to nude beaches, and from experience let me say I'm very pro top.
Sure,
it sounds cool in theory, but in practice, those who have the least to
show have the most desire to do so (I call this Cyrusing).

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)



It all depends where you are. I've been to some and the scenery is exquisite.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)

119 Most guys wandering around without shirts would merely get laughed at. Women wandering around without shirts would cause traffic accidents.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM



QFT.

Posted by: Sue-Ellen Mischke at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM (ND9u8)

120
Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:48 PM (p7BzH)

But you're fundamentally arguing that "Eventually a cultural shift will occur" and the question is: Which needs to come first, the shift such that Boobs are no longer a sexual object, or the shift for topless women, which would likely force the first?

I'd argue the former needs to be...former.
I'd note that it wouldn't be the first time these shifts have occurred, so it's not like I'm predicating my statement on the impossible.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM (GaqMa)

121 No, it's completely and utterly accurate. Guys, of all ages, are fascinated by boobs and will take any opportunity to look at them.


The Lord giveth, & man taketh away.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM (p9JxP)

122 Also, in my line of work, I don't think my gag reflex could be inhibited enough to deal with naked people all the time.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM (uANPq)

123 Which needs to come first, the shift such that Boobs are no longer a sexual object,

This NEVER "needs" to happen.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (/PCJa)

124 >>>Guys, of all ages, are fascinated by boobs and will take any opportunity to look at them.

Even Zombie Helen Thomas. It would be:
Look.
Vomit.
Look again.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (VndSC)

125 Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them free.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)

Amen to that.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (Tnlh/)

126 That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (joFbZ)

127 Some of the really bad ones(not just the good ones)would cause traffic accidents.Because dudes would be staring in any case."Holy shit,those things are scaping the floor......"- -CRASH--

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (9XBK2)

128 remember that video of Kate Upton on the horse where her boobies were out but we were all like 'oh man they put big black Xs on her jumblies!' ?

yeah I found an uncensored still from that shoot.

They're real, and they're magnificent.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

129 No, it's completely and utterly accurate. Guys, of
all ages, are fascinated by boobs and will take any opportunity to look
at them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM (da5Wo)
No it's not. We guys do love boobs but saying that they will cause us to crash is still bullshit.

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (p7BzH)

130 Bewbies are always welcome.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (5fSr7)

131 BTW, am I the only person who gets annoyed when i see a guy ambling along the street sans shirt? I mean, I have no problem with it when a guy's out working in the yard or on a job site and gets hot, or when he's having fun and playing football or some other active sport, or even when he's just lounging around his own home and says, "Fuck it. I'm not wearing a shirt today."

But when there's no reason to go shirtless, I find it incredibly offputting. Have the common decency to wear a tank or a t-shirt when you're strolling through the grocery store, ne? You're in public. Not everyone wants to see your shitty tattoos and appendectomy scar.

And ladies, that goes for you, too. A mesh cover up over a bra and a pair of hotpants that are really more like boyshorts? Not classy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (4df7R)

132 Even Zombie Helen Thomas. It would be:
Look.
Vomit.
Look again.



That's called "Train-wrecking".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (p9JxP)

133
>>>And I got another one of these in the chamber, too.

And now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Bigby's RX Writing Hands at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (3ZtZW)

134 and did you morons know that National Topless Day was over the weekend?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (8sCoq)

135
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:49 PM

A friend of mine's grandma died a while back.
Said Grandparents had enough money they had a video camera back in the 1950s.
There's video of his grandpa, at the beach, in suits. Because that's what you did at the time, you never took off your suit.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (GaqMa)

136
@118

I hear Vegas has some nice nude tanning places. Most I've been to in the Caribbean had a high nasty euro ratio. Lot of nude hairy Italian guys too. I saw one hot enhanced brit, but other than that, not worth the pain.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (t06LC)

137 So john kerry said "let me be clear" Dumbass

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (nTgAI)

138
Most people past age 35 are unattractive. It's sad but true. There are lots of people who look great well into their later years, but they are the exception. I think there would be traffic accidents because it's hard to drive when you're vomiting.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:50 PM (WhJf




Holy crap. Where the fuck do you live so I can make sure to never visit.

Most over 35? Geez....Generalize much?

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (xmcEQ)

139 Also, in my line of work, I don't think my gag reflex could be inhibited enough to deal with naked people all the time.

There are so many places this would be true. Have you ever gone grocery shopping during the normal business workday? Zomg I can't believe some of those people can still shuffle around!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (WhJf8)

140 My head swivels like mad just watching the young things walking down the street in summer clothes (and you can tell where there is one, because traffic starts snarling up a block prior). Topless would be even worse. No way it wouldn't cause more accidents.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (V40IZ)

141 There are so many places this would be true. Have you ever gone grocery shopping during the normal business workday? Zomg I can't believe some of those people can still shuffle around!

Many of them can't. That's why they drive those little motor scooters.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (/PCJa)

142 Dude. My undergarments involve the use of some structural architecture
techniques more commonly used to keep medieval church roofs in place to
keep the girls from hitting the floor. Fuck no I'm not setting them
free.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)




I'll be in my bunk. Then I'll be rallying a group of freedom fighters. Then bunk again. Then we're off to Free the Rack! Who's with me?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (W7ffl)

143 "It all depends where you are. I've been to some and the scenery is exquisite.


Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM"

Umm...German tourists. Speedos. That is all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (knoK7)

144 And ladies, that goes for you, too. A mesh cover up over a bra and a pair of hotpants that are really more like boyshorts? Not classy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:53 PM (4df7R)



Now wait a minute, I saw this chick in a movie one ti.....you know what, nevermind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (da5Wo)

145 128 Dude,I'd bet we ALL found them within 5 minutes.

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (9XBK2)

146 >
BTW, am I the only person who gets annoyed when i see a guy ambling along the street sans shirt?


I assume any guy walking down the street with no shirt on is gay, trolling for gayness

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (8sCoq)

147
@129

Depends on the boobs. If I heard Kate Upton was topless while I was trying to land the space shuttle, I can only insure that there would be nothing but flaming wreckage on the tarmac

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (t06LC)

148 If I ever get to the point where boobs are passe, I'm going to kill myself. Because life would have no joy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 26, 2013 03:46 PM (da5Wo)



Darling, don't you worry. I'll be sure to put you out of your misery. Caring giver.


Speaking of caring giver, that which is also good in life and structural architecture: http://bit.ly/16LSJH1


Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (VtjlW)

149 I hear Vegas has some nice nude tanning places. Most I've been to in the
Caribbean had a high nasty euro ratio. Lot of nude hairy Italian guys
too. I saw one hot enhanced brit, but other than that, not worth the
pain.



PRO TIP: Try the south of France.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (8ZskC)

150
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 03:52 PM (/PCJa)

I was defining a need given the fundamental assumptions of the above referenced argument.
I reject the assumptions of the argument anyway.
But I was following it through for the sake of discussion.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (GaqMa)

151 Here's the non-pixilated video : http://tinyurl.com/8f9rvkn
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 26, 2013 03:43 PM (qRasw)


------------------------------------------


Just remember. For every nice rack we see, there's some guy tired of fondling it. Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (H99r6)

152 To boobehs, I AM the bitch.

Posted by: Gravity at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (VndSC)

153 Has the term 'exhibitionist' just disappeared from usage?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 03:55 PM (aDwsi)

154 Most over 35? Geez....Generalize much?

I'm talking general population. Not the gym, not the beach, average, everyday people are not attractive.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:56 PM (9PrpA)

155 Which needs to come first, the shift such that Boobs
are no longer a sexual object, or the shift for topless women, which
would likely force the first?

I'd argue the former needs to be...former.
I'd
note that it wouldn't be the first time these shifts have occurred, so
it's not like I'm predicating my statement on the impossible.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 03:51 PM (GaqMa)

Hmm, I don't know... do your wife's boobs ever get boring even though you see them many times (I hope)?

I don't see how you guys can say that boobs will ever get boring. I mean, really, given how many boobs we can look at online on what, exactly, do you base the notion that boobs become boring with exposure (heh)?
Anyway, I'm not arguing pro/con here, just that some of the arguments on here seem a bit off.

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:56 PM (p7BzH)

156 I don't want to be the only one suffering the unjustice here.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 03:56 PM (H99r6)

157 @118

I hear Vegas has some nice nude tanning places. Most I've
been to in the Caribbean had a high nasty euro ratio. Lot of nude hairy
Italian guys too. I saw one hot enhanced brit, but other than that, not
worth the pain.



Yeah, Vegas has a bunch of hotels with "European pools" meaning topless. It all depends on who's there at the time. You could luck out and have the Swedish Bikini Team staying there that week, or have the Furry convention.

St. Barths is awesome. Lots of slender French girls working on their no-tan lines.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:57 PM (GQ8sn)

158 Two boobs, two eyes.
Coincidence? Hardly.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 03:57 PM (VndSC)

159
Have you ever gone grocery shopping during the normal business workday? Zomg I can't believe some of those people can still shuffle around!




The line grinds to a full stop as they pay with a check and have to immediately balance their checkbook at the same time.

Cash or card, people!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 03:58 PM (kdS6q)

160 Umm...German tourists. Speedos. That is all.


*sigh*

Yeah, they are there too.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)

161 I assume any guy walking down the street with no shirt on is gay, trolling for gayness
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (8sCoq)



Around here, it's usually the wannabe Guidos and wannabe UFCers. Oh, and the high school guys who like to show off their unbelievably skinny abs to the high school chicks, who I guess dig scarecrows or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 03:58 PM (4df7R)

162 oday we have John Kerry laying the groundwork for an attack on Syria, but not so long ago Kerry was a big fan of Assad’s.

taffers describe their collective cringe when, after a motorcycle ride with Bashar al-Assad, he returned to Washington referring to Bashar as “my dear friend.” Bashar may be a lot of things, but “my dear friend”—an address Kerry used only with a select few, such as the late Ted Kennedy—should not have been one.

Speaking of boobs and boobies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2013 03:58 PM (9Xc5j)

163 MWR for Clothing Standards Czar!

We don't have one yet? I'm sureObama will get on it right after his next round of golf.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 26, 2013 03:59 PM (uANPq)

164 Yeah, Vegas has a bunch of hotels with "European pools" meaning topless. It all depends on who's there at the time. You could luck out and have the Swedish Bikini Team staying there that week, or have the Furry convention.St. Barths is awesome. Lots of slender French girls working on their no-tan lines.
Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:57 PM (GQ8sn)


----------------------------------------------------


You'd love German schwimmbads. It was nice back in the 70's, there's no telling what they're like now.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 03:59 PM (H99r6)

165 mm...German tourists. Speedos. That is all.


*sigh*

Yeah, they are there too.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)



Was it PJ O'Rourke who noted the larger the German man, the smaller the German bathing suit?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:59 PM (VtjlW)

166 >>>I assume any guy walking down the street with no shirt on is gay, trolling for gayness Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 03:54 PM (8sCoq)
Around here, it's usually the wannabe Guidos and wannabe UFCers. Oh, and the high school guys who like to show off their unbelievably skinny abs to the high school chicks, who I guess dig scarecrows or something.



Sounds like solid proof to me.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 04:00 PM (VndSC)

167 MWR for Clothing Standards Czar! We don't have one yet? I'm sureObama will get on it right after his next round of golf.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 26, 2013 03:59 PM (uANPq)


Meh. I have no desire to stare at anyone's junk on an official basis and say, "Not covered enough." I just dont' like having it shoved in my face like Miley Cyrus' twerking ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:01 PM (4df7R)

168 Around here, it's usually the wannabe Guidos

There are people who aren't Guidos, but want to be? Odd.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:01 PM (8ifMA)

169 Weneed to start a national conversation about MILF's

Posted by: DAve at August 26, 2013 04:01 PM (OksBo)

170 I'm talking general population. Not the gym, not the beach, average, everyday people are not attractive.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 03:56 PM (9PrpA)


yeah, I just don't want to be where you're at.

Most over 35.......guh.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (xmcEQ)

171 Was it PJ O'Rourke who noted the larger the German man, the smaller the German bathing suit?


Don't know but it sounds somewhat true.


When I was on vacation there once, I did see an older gentleman, completely naked, doing sit ups on the beach. What made it really intolerable was that his legs were facing down the length of the beach, toward people, and not at the water.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (GQ8sn)

172
Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 03:56 PM (p7BzH)

I think you misunderstand.
There's a difference between "boring" and "culturally acceptable for public display."

I submit that this is related to "sexualization"

No my wife's boobs haven't gotten boring. Also, I don't want them on public display.
These two things are related.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (GaqMa)

173 There are people who aren't Guidos, but want to be? Odd.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:01 PM (8ifMA)


To some, "Jersey Shore" is a goal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (4df7R)

174
German tourists. Speedos. That is all.




"swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (kdS6q)

175 and don't even get me started on flip-flops

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (8sCoq)

176 Have the common decency to wear a tank or a t-shirt when you're strolling through the grocery store, ne?

We shouldn't even have to see all the fur hanging out of their wife-beaters. Wear a real shirt.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 26, 2013 04:03 PM (/kI1Q)

177 We need to start a national conversation about MILF's
Posted by: DAve at August 26, 2013 04:01 PM (OksBo)



I nominate me as MILF Czarina.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 04:03 PM (VtjlW)

178 Meh. I have no desire to stare at anyone's junk on an official basis and say, "Not covered enough."

Fine. I shall sweeten the deal. You get to smack them in the back of the head if they're not covered enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:03 PM (8ifMA)

179 I'm talking general population. Not the gym, not the beach, average, everyday people are not attractive.


Posted by: bonhomme
-----------------------

I find that hugely amusing. I won't ask how old you are, but be assured that there are people who feel the same way about people your age, whatever you believe about yourself. It was not until I was 50 or so that I began to recognize the genuine beauty of mature women. You will too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 04:03 PM (aDwsi)

180 "swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (kdS6q)


"...and barging into queues.And if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine..."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:04 PM (4df7R)

181 Time to retire the burning skull GIF with a MILF on a Trampolene GIF.
Just a thought.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 04:04 PM (VndSC)

182
Toure just said that he met Trayvon Martin's mother over the weekend and that she said Trayvon was an "innovator who wanted to become an aviation mechanic".

She probably came across some of Trayvon's "aviation mechanic's" tools while sorting out his belongings.

Posted by: jwest at August 26, 2013 04:04 PM (u2a4R)

183
Love boobs.
Can't stand women.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2013 04:05 PM (Np4pc)

184
"In San Fran the g-ddamn nudists are still pissed that people would like them to sit on a towel when they go into an eating establishment. It inhibits their free expression.

Sorry, folks. If there's a chance that your free expression could contaminate my Big Mac with fecal matter and the humid reek of ball sweat, you've officially crossed A Line."

Looks at Big Mac, throws into trash. Thanks, MWR.

Posted by: DaveinNC at August 26, 2013 04:05 PM (boNGU)

185 You know what voyeuristic porn was better than that topless skank? Watching John Kerry talk about how we must take action now that a Middle East dictator has used WMD against his own people, and our intelligence services and the UN weapons inspectors have all said so and everything. I'm surprised a bolt of irony from the sky didn't strike him dead on the spot.

Now I of course love my country, and believe those brave men and women in our intelligence communities and at the UN are tirelessly working to slip away early for champagne and caviar, followed by some filet mignon, Remy XO and an underaged prostitute get it right for all our sakes, but at this point my sense of patriotism demands that I raise up my voice with other like-minded people and declare with all the clarity and conviction I can muster, "No blood for oil."

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 26, 2013 04:05 PM (bS6uW)

186 \She probably came across some of Trayvon's "aviation mechanic's" tools while sorting out his belongings.
Posted by: jwest at August 26, 2013 04:04 PM (u2a4R)


That or she found the bottle of model airplane glue that he used for huffing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:05 PM (4df7R)

187 Love boobs.Can't stand women.
Posted by: garrett


got you covered.

Posted by: Japanese Sex Robots Inc. at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (VndSC)

188 Sorry, Dave in NC!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (4df7R)

189 "swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (kdS6q)


-------------------------------------------------


That's more of a beach thing for German men. The schwimmbads, in Kaiserslautern, anyway, were populated by mostly young people. Most of the women that I saw there were luxuriously lovely.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (H99r6)

190 Men should hold a Custody Day and steal their kids back. As a form of protest.

No harm no foul.

Posted by: Bruce at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (vJfir)

191 I find that hugely amusing. I won't ask how old you are, but be assured
that there are people who feel the same way about people your age,
whatever you believe about yourself. It was not until I was 50 or so
that I began to recognize the genuine beauty of mature women. You will
too.


Not saying all. I think your eyes are drawn to the good-looking ones. I'm saying most. How many unattractive people do you simply pass over without seeing before you see a good-looking mature woman?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (8ifMA)

192 Don't think I've met ANY man that wasn't fascinated by boobs. Gays included.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at August 26, 2013 04:07 PM (q/kmn)

193 I won't ask how old you are, but be assured that there are people who
feel the same way about people your age, whatever you believe about
yourself.


I'd rather look at naturally aged people than young people with ink all over their faces and holes the size of quarters in their ears. That's supposed to be attractive? Really?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 26, 2013 04:07 PM (/kI1Q)

194 I find that hugely amusing. I won't ask how old you are, but be assured that there are people who feel the same way about people your age, whatever you believe about yourself. It was not until I was 50 or so that I began to recognize the genuine beauty of mature women. You will too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 04:03 PM (aDwsi)

Piker

Posted by: Mayor Filner at August 26, 2013 04:07 PM (nTgAI)

195 182 I want to be a MILF mechanic and I gotcher tool right here, darlin'

Posted by: DAve at August 26, 2013 04:08 PM (OksBo)

196 So, Mr. Kerry you said that you have comfirmation that Syria used WMD (ie; Chemical Weapons). Mr. Kerry do you have any idea where the peaceful Basher Assad may have obtained these Weapons of Peace? What about non-reported incident by the Mainstream Media Pussies about a convoy of trucks carrying a suspesious cargo leaving Iraq just prior to the fall of Saddam Hussien ring a bell? Beular.....Beular.....Anyone ? Now our Chocolate Jesus wants to do something about these WMD used upon the good citizens of Syria? What a "Gutsey Man" this Obama chap must be...........

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at August 26, 2013 04:08 PM (R8X+X)

197 "It works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.
An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it." http://tinyurl.com/kuxmym9


Posted by: comatus at August 26, 2013 04:08 PM (JNUY4)

198 Not saying all. I think your eyes are drawn to the good-looking ones. I'm saying most. How many unattractive people do you simply pass over without seeing before you see a good-looking mature woman?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (8ifMA)

One

Posted by: Mayor Filner at August 26, 2013 04:08 PM (nTgAI)

199 "Was it PJ O'Rourke who noted the larger the German man, the smaller the German bathing suit?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 26, 2013 03:59 PM"


Probably. Truer words were never spoken. Except for his wife's comments on the history of fashion. See, Holidays in Heck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2013 04:08 PM (knoK7)

200 There's a difference between "boring" and "culturally acceptable for public display."

I submit that this is related to "sexualization"

No my wife's boobs haven't gotten boring. Also, I don't want them on public display.
These two things are related.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 04:02 PM (GaqMa)

That is a better argument, and is not one that a lot of people were making, frankly.

Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 04:09 PM (p7BzH)

201 Syria ranks #35 world-wide in proven oil reserves, exporting 144,000 bbl/day


source: CIA Factbook

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:09 PM (8sCoq)

202
Posted by: KG at August 26, 2013 04:09 PM (p7BzH)

I don't exactly proofread my stuff here, but that's the point I've been trying to make .

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 04:11 PM (GaqMa)

203
"It works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.
An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it." http://tinyurl.com/kuxmym9





Great movie.

Posted by: EC at August 26, 2013 04:11 PM (GQ8sn)

204 Syria ranks #35 world-wide in proven oil reserves, exporting 144,000 bbl/daysource: CIA Factbook



Where do they rank them on the list of "Muslims killing Muslims"?

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2013 04:11 PM (VndSC)

205 I've got some girls at my gym that should have gone to a gym before coming to the gym in the workout clothes they wear. To be fair, some of the guys should lift a little more before they decide to make a display.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2013 04:11 PM (m2CN7)

206 I take issue with the statement that the good stuff was pixelated. The pixelation was the good stuff.

Posted by: UWP at August 26, 2013 04:12 PM (r98SZ)

207 OK, the Miley/Beetlejuice photoshop had me laughing so hard that I had to close my office door.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 26, 2013 04:12 PM (LSJmV)

208
Syria ranks #35 world-wide in proven oil reserves, exporting 144,000 bbl/day
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Curiously, it ranks only #23 among Shitholes. *


*2005

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 04:12 PM (aDwsi)

209 Did I see tan lines ? And would tan lines deboob , I mean debunk this story ?

Posted by: DrDrill at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (sOFZs)

210 Curiously, it ranks only #23 among Shitholes. *

Seriously? I'd rather be in the outhouse at the cabins my family owns.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (/PCJa)

211 Syria ranks #35 world-wide in proven oil reserves, exporting 144,000 bbl/day
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Obama just wants the oil!!! Its a war for oil you guys!! Blood for oil!!

Posted by: UWP at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (r98SZ)

212 And would tan lines deboob , I mean debunk this story ?

Not if you were ace. Then they'd "re-bunk" the story.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (/PCJa)

213 I find that hugely amusing. I won't ask how old you are, but be assured that there are people who feel the same way about people your age, whatever you believe about yourself. It was not until I was 50 or so that I began to recognize the genuine beauty of mature women. You will too.


Not saying all. I think your eyes are drawn to the good-looking ones. I'm saying most. How many unattractive people do you simply pass over without seeing before you see a good-looking mature woman?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:06 PM (8ifMA)



I think the problem lies in the definition of "attractive." There seems to me to be quite a wide gap between "attractive" and "unattractive." By "attractive," do we mean visually appealing, such that they draw one's gaze? Or do we simply mean attractive in the sense that they are not visually offputting? And vice versa for unattractive?

I think it's the difference between "pleasant" and "beautiful/handsome" that makes up the attractive spectrum, whereas "unpleasant" and "repulsive" make up the unattractive spectrum, with "average" sitting right smack in the middle.

And of course everyone's idea of what counts as attractive is going to be different (says the woman who to this day would take a guy with a quirky face over a guy with a Brad Pitt face any day of the week).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (4df7R)

214
Miley

I see all the "right people" in the industry are piling on

I was as grossed out as anyone, and anyone who loves her must be heartbroken

But seriously, it seems to me pretty obvious somebody messed sexually with that girl when she was a kid. Its hard for me to cheer on her demise

Posted by: thunderb at August 26, 2013 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

215 207
OK, the Miley/Beetlejuice photoshop had me laughing so hard that I had to close my office door.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 26, 2013 04:12 PM (LSJmV)

Certainly my favorite PS in a while.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at August 26, 2013 04:14 PM (q/kmn)

216
Posted by: DrDrill at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (sOFZs)

A true advocate would have done the interview in a public place.
I'll go out on a limb and suggest she doesn't "free the girls" in public all that much, making this video even more fake than it already was.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 04:14 PM (GaqMa)

217 You've seen one, you wanna see the rest.

A's to J's baby, you got em, I'll look at em.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 04:15 PM (xmcEQ)

218 And of course everyone's idea of what counts as attractive is going to be different (says the woman who to this day would take a guy with a quirky face over a guy with a Brad Pitt face any day of the week).


Hello there.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 04:15 PM (p9JxP)

219
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (/PCJa)

You're family hasn't installed a Septic tank at the cabin?

And yet...still better than Syria.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 26, 2013 04:15 PM (GaqMa)

220 Did I see tan lines ? And would tan lines deboob , I mean debunk this story ?
Posted by: DrDrill at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (sOFZs)


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She's a fucking tv "journalist". Were you looking for any truth in her motivation?

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 04:15 PM (H99r6)

221 >I've got some girls at my gym that should have gone to a gym before coming to the gym in the workout clothes they wear.


I have noticed that many women wear clothes that are way too small for their bodies

they must not own mirrors...

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

222 Hello there.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2013 04:15 PM (p9JxP)


Hey there, big fella.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:16 PM (4df7R)

223 I don't think we would crash. Drive around the block for a second, third look hell yea, crash not so much.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 26, 2013 04:17 PM (xZ8Ay)

224 I have noticed that many women wear clothes that are way too small for their bodies

they must not own mirrors...

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)



They're trolling.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 26, 2013 04:17 PM (xmcEQ)

225 And of course everyone's idea of what counts as attractive is going to be different (says the woman who to this day would take a guy with a quirky face over a guy with a Brad Pitt face any day of the week).
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:13 PM (4df7R)

I thought every guy that posted on the internet looked like Brad Pitt, could lift a bus, kill a bear with his bare hands and cook a seven course meal.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2013 04:19 PM (m2CN7)

226 "Toure just said that he met Trayvon Martin's mother over the weekend and
that she said Trayvon was an "innovator who wanted to become an
aviation mechanic"."

The airlines simply cannot get their hands on enough weed smokin', Lean drankin' hoodrats to convert into competent wrench jockeys for their multi- billion dollar widebody fleets.

Posted by: Jaws at August 26, 2013 04:19 PM (4I3Uo)

227 Seriously? I'd rather be in the outhouse at the cabins my family owns.

Posted by: AllenG
------------------

Well, that was 2005, so....
I just checked, and it has moved up the list. Not a good thing.
This is from confidential sources, so don't bandy it about, but Syria is now #4. Still trailing Somalia, Congo, and Sudan. Of course gas attacks may up the ante, so they still have a shot at #1.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 04:20 PM (aDwsi)

228 I have noticed that many women wear clothes that are way too small for their bodies they must not own mirrors... Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

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To see the full truth of this statement, one must go to their local WalMart on a hot day.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 04:20 PM (H99r6)

229 I have noticed that many women wear clothes that are way too small for their bodiesthey must not own mirrors...
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)


In defense of (some) of these women, I place at lot of the blame on clothing lines that don't have the foggiest idea how to design attractive clothes for women larger than a size 14. Once you start getting into the size 18+ range, everything is essentially a square of fabric with sleeves. If you want ANY definition of your curves you have to buy clothes that are slightly smaller than your actual size. And if you have boobs larger than a C-cup, forget it. You're always going to look pregnant because of how everything drapes, unless you're handy with a needle and thread and can make some alterations.

But some women do take it too far, IMO, and wear stuff that's much too small and not terribly age appropriate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:21 PM (4df7R)

230 England, France and Israel tried to seize the Suez in 1956 for the children. We didn't show for the game. England and France are still pissed.

"We" don't need Syrian oil at all. In a pinch, we'd get by without any oil or gas from the ME, period. But if the balloon goes up and the Suez closes, Yerp, having closed down their coal mines a generation ago and their nuclear plants last month, will be as dark on the ISS photos as North Korea. And a dark Yerp is an angry Yerp.

We could end all this "fungibility" crap with the stroke of a pen. Maybe even without Congress, since that's the way A Certain Party likes to do things. So long as there's international bidding for oil and gas, "we" have a major interest in keeping the lid on. To prevent cannibalism in Lotharingia.

I'd much rather get back to discussing AtC's flying buttresses.


Posted by: comatus at August 26, 2013 04:21 PM (JNUY4)

231 Deeply Disappointing.

Posted by: CAC at August 26, 2013 04:22 PM (QdKl5)

232
I think the problem lies in the definition of "attractive." There seems to me to be quite a wide gap between "attractive" and "unattractive."
Posted by: MWR




May be a difference in defining the parameters of the problem. There may be a wide difference between "attractive and "unattractive", as an evaluation against an aesthetic ideal.

There's a much smaller margin between "would bang and wouldn't bang". Might actually narrow to the Planck Constant if tequila is involved.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 04:22 PM (kdS6q)

233 There's a much smaller margin between "would bang and wouldn't bang". Might actually narrow to the Planck Constant if tequila is involved.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 04:22 PM (kdS6q)


Truth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:22 PM (4df7R)

234
DiD you see whati DiD there?

Posted by: CAC, wink-wink, nudge nudge say no more at August 26, 2013 04:23 PM (QdKl5)

235 > If you want ANY definition of your curves you have to buy clothes that are slightly smaller than your actual size.


well, there's curves, and then there are rolls

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:25 PM (8sCoq)

236 There's a much smaller margin between "would bang
and wouldn't bang". Might actually narrow to the Planck Constant if
tequila is involved.


Posted by: Laurie David's
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Somewhere in the equation must be Time-of-Day, and Circumstance.
2 a.m. down at the Last Ditch Chance Saloon is very different than 3:00 in the afternoon at the grocery store.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 04:26 PM (aDwsi)

237 There's a much smaller margin between "would bang and wouldn't bang". Might actually narrow to the Planck Constant if tequila is involved.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2013 04:22 PM (kdS6q)


-----------------------------------------


Also, don't forget the time element. An hour before closing throws in variables that would make Einstein tremble.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2013 04:26 PM (H99r6)

238 I think the problem lies in the definition of "attractive." There seems
to me to be quite a wide gap between "attractive" and "unattractive." By
"attractive," do we mean visually appealing, such that they draw one's
gaze? Or do we simply mean attractive in the sense that they are not
visually offputting? And vice versa for unattractive?


I wasn't drawing the distinction that finely. By unattractive I meant other than attractive. So in your definition there is a gulf between attractive and offputting. For the purposes of my "point", I'm including people who aren't notably attractive.

Look at the site hotornot. Take anyone there who is a three or lower. Now compare that person to the average 35 year old. The "three" is probably a bit better looking than the average 35 year old. That's the extent of my "point".

I think people took my point to mean "anyone over 35 is an uggo". That wasn't my point at all. I'm saying if you're looking for a notably attractive person, you're much more likely on average to find one who is younger than 35.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2013 04:26 PM (45N4D)

239 Kerry timeline on WMD's
1998 - Iraq has WMD's!
2004 - Bush lied about Iraq having WMD's!
2013 - Syria has WMD's!

Posted by: UWP at August 26, 2013 04:27 PM (r98SZ)

240 >But some women do take it too far, IMO, and wear stuff that's much too small and not terribly age appropriate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 26, 2013 04:21 PM (4df7R)


THIS
and the faded ankle tattoo is a dead giveaway

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 26, 2013 04:27 PM (8sCoq)

241 It is a BS interview. It's a political message from a dingleberry mayor of a town full of drunken retards.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at August 26, 2013 03:35 PM (3Aixx)

^^^this^^^ Kelowna. B.C. is to Vancouver, B.C. as Napa, CA is to San Francisco; a formerly staid rural resort that has seen a huge influx of urbanites from the big city who cashed in on the urban real estate boom, and bought a McMansion in the interior. And brought their moonbat values with them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2013 04:30 PM (60Q+L)

242 "But seriously, it seems to me pretty obvious somebody messed sexually
with that girl when she was a kid. Its hard for me to cheer on her
demise"

Maybe.

But just as likely she's reasonably well-adjusted (relatively speaking) and is simply and cynically ratcheting up the shock in order to retain some shred of media relevance and the accompanying income stream. After all, it's apparently what the multitudes of mouth breathers actually want in their "music".

True artistic talent is overrated and usually punished.

Posted by: Jaws at August 26, 2013 04:32 PM (4I3Uo)

243 It seems to me the political point she is trying to make is utterly deflated by pixillating the boobs. ( Maybe am I think too hard about this? )



Posted by: Hoser at August 26, 2013 05:09 PM (Xv7f/)

244 243
It seems to me the political point she is trying to make is utterly
deflated by pixillating the boobs. ( Maybe am I think too hard about
this? )
Posted by: Hoser.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.

Udderly deflated. FIFY.


Posted by: Ramban at August 26, 2013 05:11 PM (Xv7f/)

245 If you've seen one, you've seen them both.

Posted by: Libra at August 26, 2013 06:47 PM (GblmV)

246 God bless the flying buttress and the arch

Posted by: A big old fat guy at August 27, 2013 12:40 AM (Je/il)






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