Harry Reid: Republicans Only Oppose ObamaCare Because Obama Is Black

I know I added this as an update to a previous thought, but Fredosso has some more thoughts.

Of course, this isn’t just about Reid or his habit of spreading demonstrably false and defamatory rumors about people he doesn’t agree with. This is about America’s political conversation. It has devolved now into a bunch of white liberals using Obama’s race as an excuse for his record. All dissent was once patriotic. All dissent is now racist.

I would add this: The Corrupt Corporate Media is always on-patrol for what they deem to be distastefully demagogic statements by, say, Ted Cruz, and yet Harry Reid, who is, oddly enough, a prissy thug, and makes repulsively stupid statements all the time, is still considered by them to be One of the Good Guys.

I mean, he even supported the #WarOnWomen (pro-life, supposedly) until his Party needed him not to be.


Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM



Comments

1 The double standard is there for all to see. Sadly, few do.

Posted by: Bayou City at August 09, 2013 04:42 PM (9ppEA)

2 It was interesting tha the only time Obama was animated during his 'press conference' drone-a-thon was when he was bashing Republicans over health care.
This is what they've decided is the winning tactic.Bang on, Reid, Pelosi, etc...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2013 04:42 PM (CzGy/)

3 "All dissent was once patriotic. All dissent is now racist."

In this case, dissent of the dissent is child molestation.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 04:42 PM (4I3Uo)

4
But how could republicans not support such a clean,articulate negro without being racist?

Right Harry?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 09, 2013 04:43 PM (t06LC)

5 Reid will most likely be defeated in 2016 by Nevada Gov. Sandoval (after Sandoval wins reelection in '14).

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (XvHmy)

6 "It has devolved now into a bunch of white liberals using Obama’s race as an excuse for his record."

And who could have possibly seen that coming? The Democrats/Progressives/MFM using race? This is my shocked face:

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Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (eHIJJ)

7 I've heard that human's brains are shrinking a tiny bit with each generation.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (q177U)

8 Stupidity is a condition, generally the stupid have no control over their own stupidity. But what is it called when someone, say Harry Reid for example, is willfully stupid? It has to be malice at that point. And he is certainly a malicious, poisonous little toad of a man.

Posted by: real joe at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (DGjGN)

9
Yeah, Ace, your male feminist, Hugo, has really flipped his lid and has taken time off from teaching.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (tCBZk)

10 I'm drinking black coffee right now. Do i have to denounce myself?

Posted by: Codec717 at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (jXG+o)

11 Republicans also opposed Hillarycare because Obama is black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (HzhBE)

12 Repubs oppose it because Obama is a Democrat, not because he's black. Were they in power though, they'd probably create a similar program if they thought there was political hay to be made. Conservatives, on the other hand, wouldn't do it under any circumstances.

Posted by: Ken at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (AIqhU)

13 Situational ethics

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (H7qrs)

14 I mean, he even supported the #WarOnWomen (pro-life, supposedly) until his Party needed him not to be.

So is he doing the Mario Cuomo "personally opposed, politically for" routine, or did he go all in?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (+rRuN)

15 You have to give Harry credit--Harry has K.I.S.S. down pat.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (r2PLg)

16
@1
Its because most people tune it out. In normal circumstances, this is one of the best signs of health in our republic; indeed the less the government impacts you, the less you pay attention.
The problem is that how much government interferes with people's lives is obscured.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (t06LC)

17 I had a penny, but didn't leave a penny. Because Obama and that whole being black thing.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (HzhBE)

18 I'm only worried about the 17 trillion dollar debt because of how much of a racist I am.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (HzhBE)

19 I was not kind.

I did not rewind.

Because TFG is black.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 04:49 PM (4I3Uo)

20 Yesterday, I was angered when I saw someone toss a McDonald's bag out of their car window. But only because I have a black president. If we had a white guy in the White House, I wouldn't care about litter.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:49 PM (HzhBE)

21 "Harry Reid only supports Obamacare because of his insatiable pederastic desires and his compulsion to murder."

An equally truthilylessly true non-sequitur...

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 09, 2013 04:49 PM (AiYlm)

22
If you want a picture of the future, imagine my boot stomping on a human face -- forever.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 09, 2013 04:50 PM (gwDMH)

23 Is alexthechick on this thread? I need to ask her a serious fashion question.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 04:50 PM (RZ8pf)

24 Imagine the tumult if fellow Mormon Mitt Romney had Reid's record of sketchy real estate deals. http://tinyurl.com/99a9xjp

Posted by: Hepcat at August 09, 2013 04:51 PM (Q4mug)

25 New Coke failed because Coca Cola drinkers hate progress and also black presidents-to-be.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:51 PM (HzhBE)

26 "Its because most people tune it out. In normal circumstances, this is one of the best signs of health in our republic; indeed the less the government impacts you, the less you pay attention.
The problem is that how much government interferes with people's lives is obscured. "


I used to think that, but sadly, I'm starting to think that a great number, lacking in critical thinking skills are actually to fucking stupid to see it.

The MSM and politicos are depending on that.

Posted by: Bayou City at August 09, 2013 04:51 PM (9ppEA)

27 I oppose Obamacare bc Obama is half white bc white is bad or something

Posted by: L, elle at August 09, 2013 04:51 PM (0PiQ4)

28 Now you see why Robert Deniro's character, felt like in Casino.

Posted by: solomon grundy at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (Jsiw/)

29 That right! and we only did not like Hillary care under the Clinton's because she was a WOMAN!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (lZBBB)

30 Mere background noise now. It has been said so many times it is utterly meaningless.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - owner of the Outrage Outlet by the 4-way stop at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (hLRSq)

31 When Putin reads obama's presser, wanna bet he reads the underlined part. Where obama compares Putin to a bored kid sitting in the back of class. Was obama the teacher?

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (H7qrs)

32 People only call me a SCOAMF and giggle behind my back because of my many achievements and general awesomeness.

Posted by: SCOAMFOTUS at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (AiYlm)

33 Small businesses are deliberately losing money and going under because they don't want a black president to succeed.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (HzhBE)

34 23 Is alexthechick on this thread? I need to ask her a serious fashion question.


Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 04:50 PM (RZ8pf)


Stompy boots go with everything...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 04:53 PM (lZBBB)

35 No one would have cared if Milli Vanilli lipped synced except they were black. And the middle class.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:53 PM (HzhBE)

36 Just as I have always said, all you creepy ass crackers are racist, we much

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at August 09, 2013 04:53 PM (Pr6hk)

37 You know who hasn’t used racism to deflect criticism from Obama? Obama hasn’t. At least give him credit for that — a lot more credit than Harry “no Negro dialect” Reid deserves.


********

Eh,--I think if the President of United States (D) told Harry Reid not to do this, Harry would comply.

It's not like this is the first time Harry and others have rolled this gambit out.

Fredosso he must be new at this.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (r2PLg)

38 Gotta toss those black dress socks. Because Rasiss. Of something.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (WvOlY)

39 PGiS, pretty sure if the question involves stompy boots, the answer is yes. Other questions I defer to AtC.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (sQ0LB)

40 Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (H7qrs)

And this is NOT a good time to piss Putin off.... he just lost his long time friend and Judo Coach....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (lZBBB)

41 "I would add this: The Corrupt Corporate Media is always on-patrol for what they deem to be distastefully demagogic statements..."

BTW, there was a report about a progressive outfit that has formed an army of "macacas" to track and film Republicans to build a database of opposition research for quick dissemination. This wasn't standard political prep material. It's evolved to Stage 3 (1 - old-school paper; 2 - new school digital; 3 - hyper digital).

So the JournoList 2.0 will be well supplied if not actual participants in the data mining.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (eHIJJ)

42
I got called a racisty racist for opposing His Excellency once. I countered with this: "OK, let's take the Keystone Pipeline as an example. I think it should be approved because the country could use the jobs and Washington could use the tax revenue, seeing as how we're in great debt today.

The President opposes it. How am I a racist for that?"

Dead silence was the result. This is so simple even I can counter it effectively, yet teh Pubbies can't even say anything at all in refutation. I don't understand why it's so fucking difficult for those wimps to stand up and say that these racist smears have no basis in reality and point out the Left's hypocrisy in making them. The Leftards will shut up quite easily once confronted.

We are so terribly screwed...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (0HooB)

43 Gas prices are so high because the oil companies hate the black man.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (9XBK2)

44 "Barry is only a SCOAMF because his white half is holding the rest of him down. Racist."

An equally sensible statement.

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (AiYlm)

45 " did he go all in?"

According to the smug fuckface of an intern who I spoke with during the Obamacare debate, Reid."supports planned parenthood and a woman's right *spit* to choose"

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (ELdpj)

46 Brawndo has what young children crave: a hole in the bottom of the cup.

Posted by: Harry Knuckles at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (yn6XZ)

47 We still have the memories of our time together. Isn't that enough, teabagger?

Posted by: the Republican Party at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (gwDMH)

48 Wendy's deliberately got my drive thru order wrong because Obama is black. I confronted them with it, too. I don't know why they won't just admit it. May as well serve those french fries inside a little miniature Klan hood, am I right?

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:56 PM (HzhBE)

49 I read stories like this and think about my daughter singing patriotic songs and it makes me want to cry.

She's being brought up right, to love this country, but scumbags like the Searchlight Strangler are making sure that the country she'll inherit will be nothing like the one I grew up in.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 04:56 PM (/Crba)

50 Republicans generally love white socialists.

Posted by: real joe at August 09, 2013 04:56 PM (DGjGN)

51 The polaroid camera has gone extinct because Obama is black

Posted by: Edwin Land at August 09, 2013 04:57 PM (Pr6hk)

52 Stop with all the distractions and let me get back to my Middle Class-like focus on laser guns.

Poised For Lasers. Serious You Guys.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 09, 2013 04:57 PM (tWmgi)

53 I oppose Obamacare because it has "Obama" in it. If it were "Bush-care" we'd all just trim the shrubs and be happy about it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 09, 2013 04:57 PM (WvOlY)

54 Mere background noise now. It has been said so many times it is utterly meaningless.


If the opposite of white is black, wouldn't that be blackground noise?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 04:57 PM (lwkv9)

55 I just returned from a visit to the various Smithsonian, including the Natural History Museum, and the American History museum. It was the first visit in a few years, and on the way there, we passed the construction site for the African American museum, smack dab next to the Washington monument on the mall.

I learned a great deal at the museums. For example, I was unaware that America was a majority black country, and that AAs were responsible for any good thing that ever happened here. Did you know they won WWII?

The people like Edison, Carnegie, Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, and so on are given a distinctly secondary role, if there's any mention of them at all.

And there is an exhibit about, I kid you not, how Indian Americans shaped America. Dot, not feather.

But pep you ask, how could there be a PC slant to the Natural History museum? Foolish person. There is a nice wing dedicated to African cultures. What that has to do with dinosaurs, elephants, gems, and oceans I have no idea.

It was absolutely infuriating. Those places used to one of my favorite things to do, and now they are just another PC shrine. Honest conversation my ass.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2013 04:58 PM (6TB1Z)

56 Remember how the msm trashed Reid when he suggested on the Senate floor that Romney was a crook who didn't pay his taxes?

Neither does anyone else.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2013 04:58 PM (g1DWB)

57 I think we should always blame people's actions on hating Obama. Wouldn't that be fun?

A late charge on this video rental? WTF, bro? You hate Obama that much? Can't handle a black president?

You don't want to go out on a date with me? Oh, I see. No it's cool. Having a black president bothers you that much, huh?

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 04:58 PM (HzhBE)

58 The Betamax failed only because republicans wouldn't support it because Obama is black

Posted by: Sony at August 09, 2013 04:58 PM (Pr6hk)

59 So GZ is on the cover of "Ivory" magazine?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 09, 2013 04:58 PM (WvOlY)

60 I am beginning to think that S.E.P.s are real.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at August 09, 2013 04:59 PM (iALjX)

61 Reid also belongs to a MSM-unsanctioned religion that would be a point of attack otherwise.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 05:00 PM (4qnX5)

62 This time Harry is right. I hate Obama because of his blackness. How did he ever figure it out? Democrats are geniuses.

Posted by: dr kill at August 09, 2013 05:00 PM (BTguA)

63 Long-distance passenger-train service failed only because of republican fear of a future black president

Posted by: Union Pacific at August 09, 2013 05:00 PM (Pr6hk)

64 60 I am beginning to think that S.E.P.s are real.

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Is the SCOAMF so egocentric that he thinks if you can't see him, he can't see you?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 05:01 PM (/Crba)

65 Posted by: Sony

HDDVD too. Stoopid Raycisses

Posted by: Microsoft at August 09, 2013 05:01 PM (tWmgi)

66 The most dangerous party in America isn't the Greens or the WWP, it's the Libertarians.

Posted by: the Republican Party at August 09, 2013 05:01 PM (fGPLK)

67 Ishtar was a box-office bomb because black president.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 05:02 PM (0HooB)

68 I was just listening to that white dude, Dr. Ben Carson, on Hannity and he has major issues with ObamaCare.

Of course, it being conservative talk radio -- which does not reveal melanin content to the listener, I might just must be a racist.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at August 09, 2013 05:02 PM (U2UQk)

69
So, when conservatives opposed the same bullshit when the Clintons were pushing it it was because they were black, too?

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (tCBZk)

70 I have no proof, and I'm not accusing, but...

I once read, perhaps on this very website, that Harry Reid might be a Pederast...

Posted by: RobM1981 at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (zurJC)

71 I'm listening to the radio, and ABC News comes on at the top of the hour.

Their pull quote from the Prez presser? That 0bama doesn't think we should boycott the 2014 Winter Olympics


focused on the big picture like a "laser"

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

72 Any woman who refuses anal only does so because Obama is black. If they want to prove they're not racists, they're gonna need to get down with the program.

(Could this work? Oh, please let it work..)

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (HzhBE)

73 The Ford Edsel was a failure because black president.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (0HooB)

74 Bill Buckner missed that free-throw because Obama is black

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (Pr6hk)

75 So getting a black & tan coonhound is out?

http://tinyurl.com/fgbkc

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:04 PM (lwkv9)

76 My house is worth less than half of what it was in 2007. I surely don't mind such an enormous hit to my personal finances if it makes SCFOAMT look bad. Why, it's a perfectly reasonable, sane, and praiseworthy attitude!

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:04 PM (4I3Uo)

77 11 Warden, excellent!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (vgd4f)

78 God grant us a huge and embarrassing scandal involving the evil bastard Hairy Reed.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (OlN4e)

79 I abandoned my wife and son in Hawaii because Obama was still black

Posted by: Obama Sr. at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (Pr6hk)

80 It's about branding.


After all, you wouldn't want people to forget that those not of the Left are UnPeople.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (VtjlW)

81 13
Situational ethics

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (H7qrs)

Which are not ethics at all, at all.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (RnmNY)

82 The History Channel quit running history documentaries and began running shitty Ancient Aliens specials 24/7 because Obama is black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (HzhBE)

83 Black Death? Middle Ages racists.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (sQ0LB)

84 Every time I see the name "Harry Reid" I think of that sonofabitch Millar Tydings.

Posted by: tangonine at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (x3YFz)

85 We opposed Clinton's 'health reform' bullshit.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

86 Good News, Everyone!

I just consulted with some businesses, special interest groups, and my donors and we've decided we're just moving to Single Payer.

You're Welcome.

Posted by: POTUS at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (tWmgi)

87 The Zimmerman jurors didn't convict because Obama is black

Posted by: Angela Corey at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (Pr6hk)

88
The TRS-80 flopped because it had a black plastic case, as did the whopping 2K of RAM.

Please draw your own conclusion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (0HooB)

89 Honestly? I don't like his white half, either.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (RnmNY)

90 Ancient Aliens is a great, informative show!

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (Aif/5)

91 77 11 Warden, excellent!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (vgd4f)

**************

Holy crap--saved by a number.

I thought you were responding to his #72

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (r2PLg)

92 *Millard Tydings. goddam commie (#*()*@#)( )(* ^(*)#*) )%%^!

Posted by: tangonine at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (x3YFz)

93 Is alexthechick on this thread? I need to ask her a serious fashion question.


Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 04:50 PM (RZ8pf)



Top cut lower, skirt slit higher, heels even higher yet.


Snark aside, 'sup?

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (VtjlW)

94 Malicious poisonous little toad, kind of like Schumer-but John McCain and LG would fellate both of them to hear the media say that they reached across the aisle.

Posted by: ejo at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (GXvSO)

95 We opposed Clinton's 'health reform' bullshit.


Well, Bill WAS the 1st black president.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (lwkv9)

96 The barn burned down because Obama is black.

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (Pr6hk)

97 Hide your kids.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (v1mq9)

98 "God grant us a huge and embarrassing scandal involving the evil bastard Hairy Reed."

If a bag of unmarked bills is dropped on a table in Searchlight, NV and the media cannot hear it, is it still bribery?

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (4I3Uo)

99 81 13 Situational ethics Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (H7qrs) Which are not ethics at all, at all.
Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (RnmNY)
Dr. Peter Singer would beg to differ. Of course, I find him to be an unethical, unprincipled ass.
On a more serious note, situational ethics could be seen as egoistical utilitarianism--whatever is best for me is what is right.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (sQ0LB)

100
>>> We opposed Clinton's 'health reform' bullshit.


...and he was our first black president.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (iALjX)

101 I was opposed to Carter Mondale Dukakis Clinton Gore and Kerry because their politics are 180 degrees from mine...

but I'm opposed to 0bama because he's half-black?



No.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (8sCoq)

102 That hurricane hit New Jersey because Obama is black. That's how racist the earth is. And water, too. Water is super racist. That's why Obama has to be TWICE as good as any white president.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (HzhBE)

103 94
Malicious poisonous little toad, kind of like Schumer-but John McCain
and LG would fellate both of them to hear the media say that they
reached across the aisle.

Posted by: ejo at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (GXvSO)

Reached ACROSS is not the same as reached AROUND.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (RnmNY)

104 So, when conservatives opposed the same bullshit when the Clintons were pushing it it was because they were black, too?
----

Well, Bill was the First Black President, so yeah.

Posted by: Y-not at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (5H6zj)

105 That hurricane hit New Jersey because Obama is black. That's how racist the earth is. And water, too. Water is super racist. That's why Obama has to be TWICE as good as any white president.
Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (HzhBE)



You do know having a swim team is racist right? Because black people don't swim.


Oh how I wish I were joking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (VtjlW)

106 As part of the Ace Style Guide, Harry Reid should always be addressed as Accused Pederast Harry Reid.

Posted by: Marmo at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (QW+AD)

107 'Good Times' was canceled because Obama is black

Posted by: JJ Walker at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (Pr6hk)

108 Is it OK to bring up the "R" word around here yet?

..cuz I'm down

Posted by: Albie Damned at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (Yhu4q)

109 That's why Obama has to be TWICE as good as any white president.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (HzhBE)

I'm still looking for one thing he is good at. Twice is a bridge too far.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (RnmNY)

110 More people would be employed, but too many racist conservatives would rather collect unemployment than have to pay taxes to an uppity black president.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (HzhBE)

111 Hundreds of sweet young boys are buried in Searchlight because Obama is black

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (Pr6hk)

112 That's why Obama has to be TWICE as good as any white president.



Epic fail.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (lwkv9)

113 Hairy Reed will occupy the tip of the deepest root embedded in the seventh level of Hell.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (OlN4e)

114 Malicious poisonous little toad, kind of like Schumer-but John McCain

and LG would fellate both of them to hear the media say that they

reached across the aisle.



Posted by: ejo at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (GXvSO)

Reached ACROSS is not the same as reached AROUND.


Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (RnmNY)

Don't get me started on McLame. I tell you this, as a vet: If he dies before I do I will find his grave and piss on it.

Posted by: tangonine at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (x3YFz)

115 "Is it OK to bring up the "R" word around here yet?

..cuz I'm down"

Reacharound?

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (4I3Uo)

116
You hear about the idiot who blew up his dog? Put explosives around the poor pups neck and killed him. They won't prosecute because they say there is no proof that the dog suffered. Fuck that. You really think that poor dog wasn't abused before he blew it up? What an asshole. It would be great if they found a couple of sticks of tnt on the remains of his neck. Happened in Washington State where they have a long history of abusing animals.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (tCBZk)

117 Chicago didn't get the Olympics because Obama is black.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:12 PM (iALjX)

118 I cannot keep up with all the rules of being a racist. Really, not one of the things I am supposed to have assumed in order to be a racist ever occurred to me to do or say or be. Can somebody print up a rule book for racists so I can do this correctly? I think I'm clueless here.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:12 PM (RnmNY)

119 I cannot keep up with all the rules of being a racist. Really, not one of the things I am supposed to have assumed in order to be a racist ever occurred to me to do or say or be. Can somebody print up a rule book for racists so I can do this correctly? I think I'm clueless here.
Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:12 PM (RnmNY)


Have you ever voted for a Republican?


Racist.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 09, 2013 05:12 PM (VtjlW)

120 5 feet high and rising

Posted by: the man in black at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (FJW17)

121 >>You do know having a swim team is racist right? Because black people don't swim.





Oh how I wish I were joking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (VtjlW)

Completely unnecessary

Posted by: Albie Damned at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (Yhu4q)

122 Those incendiary devices were hidden in those GMC's because Obama is black

Posted by: Dateline NBC at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (Pr6hk)

123 You hear about the idiot who blew up his dog? Put explosives around the poor pups neck and killed him. They won't prosecute because they say there is no proof that the dog suffered.


Call the BATFFE. They just loves 'em some people that play with explosives.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (lwkv9)

124 >>>Can somebody print up a rule book for racists so I can do this correctly?

Sure. Oppose left-wing policies? Then you're a racist.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (HzhBE)

125 Well, hell, guess I'm just a natural racist, then.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (RnmNY)

126 >>You do know having a swim team is racist right? Because black people don't swim.


Don't forget the racist iconography of the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (MMC8r)

127
I cannot keep up with all the rules of being a racist.
Posted by: tcn




Not keeping up with all rules of being a racist is also racist.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (kdS6q)

128
Obama should just consult with white businesses, declare himself white and pass everything with unanimous support.

Posted by: Moron in a Middle Class Snuggie at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (Ks4nX)

129 You hear about the idiot who blew up his dog? Put explosives around the poor pups neck and killed him. They won't prosecute because they say there is no proof that the dog suffered. Fuck that. You really think that poor dog wasn't abused before he blew it up? What an asshole. It would be great if they found a couple of sticks of tnt on the remains of his neck. Happened in Washington State where they have a long history of abusing animals. Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (tCBZk) I think you overreact. Was this any worse than shooting the dog. How about taking him to the shelter to be gassed or injected? Objectively, though distasteful, I see their point.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (OlN4e)

130 Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:12 PM (RnmNY)

Here you go... hope this helps...

1. If you are White, you are Racist.

2. No one else is Racist.

3. If you are Racist (see rule 1), then Racism is the reason for everything you do.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (lZBBB)

131 Republicans made me land short of the SFO runway because Obama is black

Posted by: Korean Pilot at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (Pr6hk)

132 Can somebody print up a rule book for racists so I can do this correctly?


Breathing? Racist.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:15 PM (lwkv9)

133 Isn't Harry Reid, like, a child molester? I'm pretty sure he is.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 09, 2013 05:15 PM (DuH+r)

134 The middle class. Because black.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

135 I think you overreact. Was this any worse than shooting the dog. How about taking him to the shelter to be gassed or injected? Objectively, though distasteful, I see their point.
Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (OlN4e)

You're kidding right?

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:16 PM (m2CN7)

136 I wasn't born a pederast, but I became one as soon as I could.

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at August 09, 2013 05:16 PM (Pr6hk)

137 "Don't forget the racist iconography of the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich."

Please do not downplay the continuing Jim Crow-like microaggression that is Top Ramen.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (4I3Uo)

138 I hope this negates your "GOP is dead to me" post yesterday, Ace. Harry Reid types ruling for the next generation is not my idea of a good time.

Posted by: JJ Stone at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (AoXKG)

139 Equally, republicans only oppose Harry Reid because Harry is an alleged pederast and demented fuckwit.

Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (K7xnX)

140 Remember the NRA supported Reid. I can't get that taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (m2CN7)

141 I think you overreact. Was this any worse than shooting the dog. How about taking him to the shelter to be gassed or injected? Objectively, though distasteful, I see their point.


Without the proper licenses & permits, posession & use of explosives is also highly illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (lwkv9)

142 Reid apologizes for racial remarks about Obama during campaign

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/01/09/obama.reid/index.html

'The authors quote Reid as saying privately that Obama, as a black candidate, could be successful thanks, in part, to his "light-skinned" appearance and speaking patterns "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."'

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (MMC8r)

143 >Can somebody print up a rule book for racists so I can do this correctly?


George Orwell said the entire Declaration Of Independence could be expressed, in Newspeak, using one word:

Crimethink


hope this helps

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (8sCoq)

144 Happened in Washington State where they have a long history of abusing animals.

---

And animals abusing people, too.

Posted by: Mr. Hands' Perforated Colon at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (/Crba)

145
Don't forget the racist iconography of the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.
Posted by: zsasz



You joke, but:

The Unbearable Whiteness of White Meat
Dark meat is better. Why don't we love it more?

On Thanksgiving, a family member will carve up the turkey and ask us all, "White meat or dark?" Ron Rosenbaum scoffs at the preference for white meat over dark and discusses several possible reasons for the bias. Does the darker tone recall the soil we tread? Or are we betraying a more insidious prejudice?

Slate

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (kdS6q)

146
Actor : What's my motivation?
Director : President Obama is Black

Posted by: Actor Portraying Tea Partier #4 at August 09, 2013 05:18 PM (iALjX)

147 113 Hairy Reed will occupy the tip of the deepest root embedded in the seventh level of Hell.
Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (OlN4e)
You do realize that there are nine levels, right?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 05:18 PM (sQ0LB)

148 >Remember the NRA supported Reid. I can't get that taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (m2CN7)


well, the NRA supports candidates who support gun rights. That's their only issue. They make no party distinction and never have.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

149
I am still trying to get over the fact that sometimes I get amazed at certain things Obumbles says or does. I know what he is, and he outright says it "I will make whatever law I want" and no major media bats an eye. And he says it almost every day. But I still get surprised at how outright open it is and the media is see, hear and say nothing monkeys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (qM18f)

150 Don Larsen threw a perfect game because Obama is black.

Posted by: dantesed at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (9nLXu)

151
Yeah, it's worse. Even shelters try to adopt out dogs. They don't kill them just to kill them. This asshole claims the dog was possessed. But they are not treating him as if he is crazy.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (tCBZk)

152 We haven't returned to the moon or flown a person to Mars because space is black.

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (RnmNY)

153 I cannot keep up with all the rules of being a
racist. Really, not one of the things I am supposed to have assumed in
order to be a racist ever occurred to me to do or say or be. Can
somebody print up a rule book for racists so I can do this correctly? I
think I'm clueless here.


Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:12 PM (RnmNY)

THEN: You judge people on individual merit and behavior regardless of skin color. and yes I said the "N" word. and about 9 other racial slurs at I typed this. get over it.

Don't sweat people calling you a racist. You can't account for their stupidity.

Posted by: tangonine at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (x3YFz)

154 Do you remember all the "smart" Republicans using the word "estoppel"? They said that electing Obama would put an estoppel on lefties calling America racist.

LARF!!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (A0glY)

155 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (kdS6q)

I wonder if he can comment on why dark chocolate is so much more popular than white chocolate.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (m2CN7)

156 Republicans Only Oppose ObamaCare Because Obama Is Black

Fuck. Check and mate!

Again!

Posted by: Republicans In Washington at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (FcR7P)

157 I shot a man in Reno, just because Obama is black

Posted by: Johnny Cash at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (Pr6hk)

158 This asshole claims the dog was possessed. But they are not treating him as if he is crazy.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (tCBZk)

The dog was possessed but the guy with the bomb was perfectly sane? Wow. Probably because Obama is black, amirite?

Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (RnmNY)

159 You're kidding right? Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:16 PM (m2CN7) No. People should take responsibility for their animals. Most don't. When they get tired of them they just take them to the pound or drop them off somewhere to become somebody elses problem. Getting your head blown off is probably instant and painless. Though as I said, distasteful and probably sick. He made a sick toy out of the animal. Thats his mental problem. But the question was about cruelty to the animal through suffering, and thats a different question altogether.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (OlN4e)

160
If Obama had a pederast Uncle, he'd look like Harry Reid.

Posted by: Exceptionally Mediocre at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (ZKGJl)

161 Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (tCBZk)

I know this will be an unpopular opinion... but...

Its a Dog... its an animal... its property.... its not a person...

And I say this as someone who has loved his pets...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (lZBBB)

162
On Thanksgiving, a family member will carve up the turkey and ask us all, "White meat or dark?" Ron Rosenbaum scoffs at the preference for white meat over dark and discusses several possible reasons for the bias. Does the darker tone recall the soil we tread? Or are we betraying a more insidious prejudice?
-------------

Huh? Everyone I know prefers the taste of dark meat. The only reason anyone eats the white meat is because it's supposed to be healthier for you. The members of my extended family who aren't overly concerned about that always pounce on the dark meat.

What's this loon talking about?

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (UWFpX)

163 The dog was possessed but the guy with the bomb was perfectly sane? Wow. Probably because Obama is black, amirite?
Posted by: tcn at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (RnmNY)


The poor dog was a golden lab, so yeah.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:22 PM (tCBZk)

164 You hear about the idiot who blew up his dog? Put explosives around the
poor pups neck and killed him. They won't prosecute because they say
there is no proof that the dog suffered. Fuck that. You really think
that poor dog wasn't abused before he blew it up? What an asshole. It
would be great if they found a couple of sticks of tnt on the remains of
his neck. Happened in Washington State where they have a long history
of abusing animals.


That dude had better hope I never run across him.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:22 PM (A0glY)

165 Chicago didn't get the Olympics because Obama is black.

Chicago is out?
Chicago is out!?!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:22 PM (A0glY)

166 I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot and ready first thing in the morning, and then quietly available the rest of the day.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 09, 2013 05:23 PM (/lWM8)

167 You're only unemployed because Obama is black.

Hold it, that didn't come out right...

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 09, 2013 05:23 PM (FcR7P)

168 Chicago is out?
Chicago is out!?

That was one of the best days.... I laughed sooo hard... Little victories...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 05:23 PM (9+ccr)

169 I blame 24/7 cable news, rap music, internet pron and txtg smart phones for the death of critical thinking skills and the primacy of the low information American.

Did you know that at one time in this country attending political debates -- real debates, Lincoln-Douglas, Prime Minister question time style debates -- was once a major form of popular entertainment? Imagine a world where people had to be smart and informed in order to "get" American Idol or Dancing With The Stars.

Posted by: Liechendiener at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (u3N3z)

170 Black. Because black.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (8sCoq)

171 Democrats Only Support Obama (Care) Because Obama Is Black (ish on the outside, and Red on the inside)




Speaking of which, it sure is interesting that Red has somehow come to be associated with the Republican party. It's just one of those things that sort of happened and makes thinking and speaking about things more difficult in a way which favors Democrats.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (UkSku)

172 well, the NRA supports candidates who support gun rights. That's their only issue. They make no party distinction and never have.
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

You mean Reid's opponent didn't support gun rights? Reid is also pro life. How do you think the judges Reid nominates and pushes through think about gun rights and pro life? NRA are idiots.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (m2CN7)

173 Employers are cutting back on hours because Obama is black,

National debt has skyrocketed because Obama is black,

Health insurance is skyrocketing because Obama is black...

Obama was elected president because Obama is black...

Obama isn't accountable because Obama is black...

Democrats don't have to answer for the trainwreck of Obamacare....


....because Obama is black.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (MMC8r)

174 So if we don't like Obama because he's black, and Hairy Reed because he's a pederast, what's our excuse for the rest of those progressive assholes?

Posted by: tcn who likes the dark meat best at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (RnmNY)

175
And if it must be said, follow the logic here. What possible benefit would the D party have to nominate an old decrepit white woman as their Prez candidate in 2016?

They won't, it will be mocha candidates from here on out, until it doesn't work anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (TOk1P)

176
I guess when all the indulgences, sinecures and other gimmes conferred on an Affirmative Action lackwit fail to produce the BEST PRESIDENCY WITH THE BEST ECONOMY EVER!! their only recourse is to play the long-since-expired Race Card.

It begs the question of who truly are the racists in this string of transactions, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 09, 2013 05:25 PM (df8Sh)

177 I kept my socks on because Obama is black

Posted by: Client #9 at August 09, 2013 05:25 PM (Pr6hk)

178 Ace's post on the language of fighting terror disappeared because Obama's black.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 05:25 PM (4qnX5)

179
alexthechick, I hope you don't find this question insulting, because it isn't, you have good fashion sense and I trust your answer for this. Plus, I don't want to get an Emu in a box.




I am going to a lesbian celebration of their wedding being legal ceremony thing tonight. It is at a pub and their invite said "casual". Do you think nice blue jeans with a sparkly purple tank top would work, or are blue jeans too casual and I should wear dress pants? If dress pants, is black inappropriate?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (RZ8pf)

180 Harry Reid: Republicans Only Oppose ObamaCare Because Obama Is Black.
---
Harry, you couldn't be more wrong. It is because he is yellow. He is a bigger commie than Putin.

Posted by: sTevo at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (RJol2)

181 Less Blackish Obama = Carter




So yeah, "racism." And nothing but.

Democrat "racism."

Straight up.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (UkSku)

182 Obama won't have to run again for the presidency, he is deemed president again because he is black

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (H7qrs)

183 175 Ready for duty!
Coey Booker

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (9XBK2)

184 I am so ugly because Obama is black

Posted by: Henry Waxman at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (Pr6hk)

185 You know how fashion designers only make clothing for itty-bitty women and not for real women? It's because Obama's black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (HzhBE)

186 172 well, the NRA supports candidates who support gun rights. That's their only issue. They make no party distinction and never have.
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

You mean Reid's opponent didn't support gun rights? Reid is also pro life. How do you think the judges Reid nominates and pushes through think about gun rights and pro life? NRA are idiots.
Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (m2CN7)


Yeah, I thought that was lame of them; not looking at the big picture by supporting a leader of a party that is diametrically opposed to them because he said some things they liked.

Posted by: JJ Stone at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (AoXKG)

187 Well, ok, Jimmy wasn't as Communist as Obama, so maybe it's not all "racism."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (UkSku)

188 They only shot Yeller because he was part black!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (4qnX5)

189 159 You're kidding right? Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:16 PM (m2CN7) No. People should take responsibility for their animals. Most don't. When they get tired of them they just take them to the pound or drop them off somewhere to become somebody elses problem. Getting your head blown off is probably instant and painless. Though as I said, distasteful and probably sick. He made a sick toy out of the animal. Thats his mental problem. But the question was about cruelty to the animal through suffering, and thats a different question altogether.
Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (OlN4e)

It's cruel period. Whether or not the dog suffered as it was blown to pieces is not the sole measure of cruelty.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (a5TsL)

190 I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot and ready first thing in the morning, and then quietly available the rest of the day.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 09, 2013 05:23 PM


I like my coffee like I like my women: Luke-warm and bitter.

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (9HP5k)

191 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (RZ8pf)

Army boots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (qM18f)

192 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (lZBBB)

A common thread with a lot of serial killers are the torture of animals. I'm sure if someone blew up your 'property' you would not be too happy with him.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (m2CN7)

193 184
I am so ugly because Obama is black


Posted by: Henry Waxman at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (Pr6hk)

No, you are ugly because your mother was a sow and your father was a wildebeest. I fear for your children.

Posted by: tcn who likes the dark meat best at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (RnmNY)

194 91 tasker, ha ha that would have been most unfortunate!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (vgd4f)

195 We glorified a terrorist because Obama is black

Posted by: Rolling Stone at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (Pr6hk)

196 I am going to a lesbian celebration of their wedding being legal
ceremony thing tonight. It is at a pub and their invite said "casual".
Do you think nice blue jeans with a sparkly purple tank top would work,
or are blue jeans too casual and I should wear dress pants? If dress
pants, is black inappropriate?



According to the films I've watched, most of the women wear lingerie, boots and strap-ons to those events.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (8ZskC)

197
If dress pants, is black inappropriate?


Yes, because Obama.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (iALjX)

198 Republicans hate women and want to deny them tampons because Obama is black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (HzhBE)

199 On Thanksgiving, a family member will carve up the turkey and ask us
all, "White meat or dark?" Ron Rosenbaum scoffs at the preference for
white meat over dark and discusses several possible reasons for the
bias. Does the darker tone recall the soil we tread? Or are we betraying
a more insidious prejudice?


Hey, Slate guy, the fat content of dark meat is higher. Some people like the taste of one over the other, regardless of the color. Some people like the dark meat taste, but prefer white meat because there's less fatty content.

Douche.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (A0glY)

200 Kate Upton wants to marry me, guys. But I just can't do it, what with Obama being black and all.

Posted by: Moron in a Middle Class Snuggie at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (Ks4nX)

201 Black is always inappropriate at the HQ, PGiS. Get with the program.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (4qnX5)

202 "This is about America’s political conversation. It has devolved now into a bunch of white liberals using Obama’s race as an excuse for his record."

It has devolved into nothing but imbecilic name calling. Progress!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (UkSku)

203 Barack Obama blamed Russian leader Vladamir Putin for putting a strain on bilateral relations today.
He also commented on Putin’s body language.

“I know the press likes to focus on body language. He’s got that kind of slouch, looking like a bored kid in the back of a classroom.”

*****

Kind of like how Einstein would look if he was stuck in a room with Gomer Pyle.

He's bored because he's about a million times more alpha than you are, you dipshit, and he has to sit in a room and pretend with everyone else that you're some kind of "deep thinker" instead of a crayon eating special needs jagoff.

Posted by: B at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (6iEQd)

204 Its a Dog... its an animal... its property.... its not a person...

And I say this as someone who has loved his pets...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (lZBBB)


Pets may be considered property when figuring out a monetary remedy, though even that appears to be changing, but you can destroy your own property - you can't beat your dog to death.

There are many people who if it came down to a choice between my dog and them -- they are going down!

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (tCBZk)

205 and the tea partiers opposed romneycare because romney was black.

yeah, sure.

REID IS AN ASSHOLE.

and probably as crooked as they come.

Posted by: dan at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (fi/Sz)

206 Yeah, it's worse. Even shelters try to adopt out dogs. They don't kill
them just to kill them. This asshole claims the dog was possessed. But
they are not treating him as if he is crazy.


Well, was the dog possessed? I have to know that before I can adjudicate his mental health.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (A0glY)

207 185
You know how fashion designers only make clothing for itty-bitty women and not for real women? It's because Obama's black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (HzhBE)

No, that's because Obama and all those designers are gay and design clothes for pre-pubescent boys. Actually, Obama doesn't design anything, but he is gay. Or something like that. And if he had a son, that son would be a pre-pubescent boy... Oh, hell.

Posted by: tcn who likes the dark meat best at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (RnmNY)

208 ...If dress pants, is black inappropriate?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM


Rac---oh, never mind

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (9HP5k)

209 A common thread with a lot of serial killers are the torture of animals. I'm sure if someone blew up your 'property' you would not be too happy with him.


Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (m2CN7)


True.... I would not want them blowing up my House or Car either...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (lZBBB)

210 179
alexthechick, I hope you don't find this question insulting, because it isn't, you have good fashion sense and I trust your answer for this. Plus, I don't want to get an Emu in a box.




I am going to a lesbian celebration of their wedding being legal ceremony thing tonight. It is at a pub and their invite said "casual". Do you think nice blue jeans with a sparkly purple tank top would work, or are blue jeans too casual and I should wear dress pants? If dress pants, is black inappropriate?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (RZ8pf)

Flannel and wolverine steel toed boots.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (a5TsL)

211
And an old favorite:

Dallas Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections “has become a black hole” because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud “Excuse me!” He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a “white hole.”

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (kdS6q)

212 I wonder if he can comment on why dark chocolate is so much more popular than white chocolate.

Milk chocolate is MUCH more popular than dark chocolate? 1/2 black preference?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (A0glY)

213 Conservatives were only "outraged" at Kermit Gosnell to distract from the fact that they hate that Obama is black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (HzhBE)

214 They make no party distinction and never have.


Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

Do they truly believe that Reid would hold the line (heh) if his party gains seats in '14 and is raring to enact more gun control? Please.

Posted by: KG at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (p7BzH)

215 I oppose Harry Reid because Obama is black


there--I said it. Sue me

Posted by: Landru ( the Archon ) at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (omBWL)

216
They had to add the pink color to 'Good and Plenty' because Obama is black gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (qM18f)

217 Next: GOP opposes ObamaCare because Pelosi's female.

Neither cow will jump, let alone make it over the moon.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (MhA4j)

218 "204 Its a Dog... its an animal... its property.... its not a person...

And I say this as someone who has loved his pets...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (lZBBB)

Pets may be considered property when figuring out a monetary remedy, though even that appears to be changing, but you can destroy your own property - you can't beat your dog to death.

There are many people who if it came down to a choice between my dog and them -- they are going down!

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (tCBZk) "

You can't beat a dog to death. But you can murder a baby. Because Logic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (UkSku)

219 Well, was the dog possessed?
I'll need an old dogcatcher and a young dogcatcher.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (4qnX5)

220 You guys are only mad at Harry Reid because Obama is black.

Posted by: Warden at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (HzhBE)

221 190 I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot and ready first thing in the morning, and then quietly available the rest of the day.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 09, 2013 05:23 PM

I like my coffee like I like my women: Luke-warm and bitter.
Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (9HP5k)

I like my coffee like I like my women. Filled with booze.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (a5TsL)

222 No good 5 cent cigar because...

Posted by: Thomas R. Marshall at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (6xhLc)

223 I kicked that lamp over, because Chicago...y'know...

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary's cow at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (WOc+b)

224
and probably as crooked as they come.


The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise. Of course he's crooked.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (MMC8r)

225 Global warming is caused by racism.

Posted by: Norm Crosby at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (WncDH)

226 Jeeebus weeping crackers- bitch out the NRA, not me

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (8sCoq)

227 "All dissent was once patriotic. All dissent is now racist."

And it was absolutely amazing just with what lightning quickness that changeover happened. One of the fastest ideological inflection points in human history.

Dissent was patriotic, imperatively and necessarily so, right up to and including the morning of January 20th, 2009.

By 5PM that same day, dissent was Officially Racist.

I hadn't heard of "Fen's Law" at that time, but I surely recognized it for what it was in actual operation.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (gqT4g)

228 Democrat "racism."

Straight up.


Robert Byrd.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (lwkv9)

229 White chocolate is the most expensive of all!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (4qnX5)

230 fuck- I'm not even a member

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (8sCoq)

231
I am going to a lesbian celebration of their wedding being legal ceremony thing tonight.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle




Lord, that must have been an awesome bachelorette party....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (kdS6q)

232 Alton Jackson:

LOL. Yeah... How I like them and how I get them are quite dissimilar.

You know why? Obama's black.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (/lWM8)

233 A common thread with a lot of serial killers are the torture of animals. I'm sure if someone blew up your 'property' you would not be too happy with him. Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (m2CN7) Thats correct, and that guy has mental problems. He should be watched and under no circumstances should he be allowed to use explosives. He has proved his instability beyond a shadow of doubt.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (OlN4e)

234 True.... I would not want them blowing up my House or Car either...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (lZBBB)

Would you find a difference if a bored teenager stole your bike and his friends blew it up or if they took you dog and blew it up?

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (m2CN7)

235 The Dish guy offered to hook me up with all the channels for free. Damn, I wish Obama wasn't black.

Posted by: Moron in a Middle Class Snuggie at August 09, 2013 05:34 PM (Ks4nX)

236 "211
And an old favorite:

Dallas Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections “has become a black hole” because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud “Excuse me!” He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a “white hole.”

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (kdS6q) "

Well, there you go. Liberty, Logic, Progress.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:34 PM (UkSku)

237
yea, we have such lovely people in Washington state. Now I know Florida is way worse, but I do believe we still rock the count for the number of serial killers in one state.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

238 I like my women the way I like a coffee, $2.50 a go.

Posted by: Norm Crosby at August 09, 2013 05:35 PM (WncDH)

239
I drink coffee in the morning because Obama is half-white. Otherwise, I would drink tea.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2013 05:35 PM (qM18f)

240 I never used the phrase, fo' shizzle, mah nizzle" at all before Obama became president. Now I use it all the time. It must be because Obama is black.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 05:35 PM (8ZskC)

241
I was trying to find a photo of the deceased, but could only find one with him and the murderer:

http://goo.gl/QrD2Af

The late Cabela.

And this report says the dog belonged to his daughter and he blew it up after getting into a fight with her.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (tCBZk)

242 I'm whooping Tiger's ass because Tiger is black.

Posted by: Jason Dufner at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (888y+)

243 Would you find a difference if a bored teenager stole your bike and his
friends blew it up or if they took you dog and blew it up?


How expensive is the bike?





/kidding!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (A0glY)

244 Would you find a difference if a bored teenager stole your bike and his friends blew it up or if they took you dog and blew it up?


Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (m2CN7)


Personal feelings would be worse... however... I would not make a Federal Case out of either... I would not rant on the Web about somebody ELSES Dog.... when there are children, teenagers, and soldiers being killed out there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (lZBBB)

245 Animals have no responsibilities, humans do. Dennis Prager has had shows on would you save your dog over a stranger if there were only that choice.

Your answer says a lot.

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (H7qrs)

246 226
Jeeebus weeping crackers- bitch out the NRA, not me


Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (8sCoq)

Eh, sorry, wasn't bitching at you.


Posted by: KG at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (p7BzH)

247 The poor dog was a golden lab, so yeah.
Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:22 PM (tCBZk)


That certainly explains it.
I'm getting one crossed with a Poodle in September.
Because I want my household protected by totally vicious service dog type animals.

Red Poodle, not black, because Middle Class.

Posted by: jwb7605 (L.I.B.) at August 09, 2013 05:37 PM (Qxe/p)

248
"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."


This is sounding more and more appropriate. Oh and middle class. yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: madamemayhem at August 09, 2013 05:37 PM (S2RnE)

249 ok, I feel better. Black.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 05:37 PM (8sCoq)

250 Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (tCBZk)

Murderer????

I rest my case.... you murder PEOPLE... not animals...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:37 PM (lZBBB)

251
Poor baby!

http://goo.gl/ExUYFi

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:37 PM (tCBZk)

252 >>> I never used the phrase, fo' shizzle, mah nizzle" at all before Obama became president.

What an odd figure of speech!

Posted by: Calvin Broadus at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (T6lOL)

253 212. "Actually" /the overused word of the decade/

Started buying GHIRARDELLI 100% cacao unsweetened chocolate bars along with 80% chocolate chips in the grocer's baking aisle, to mix together for after dinner treats.

Amazingly satisfying, and enhances good overnight sleep.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (MhA4j)

254 By the way, you want to talk cruelty? Go see where your steaks come from sometine. I know. Ready to go vegan? I thought not.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (OlN4e)

255 and I am serious about my fashion crisis darn it. I pride myself on being correctly attired for any situation. But this one has me stumped. Especially because I don't know most of the people who will be there and I don't want to stick out like a sore thumb because I made the wrong fashion choice. I suspect I would be equally as confused if it was a heterosexual party at a pub to celebrate a wedding. But in that case I could count on way more guys attending in sloppy attire and that would offset my fashion faux pas if I made one.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (RZ8pf)

256 "You mean Reid's opponent didn't support gun rights? Reid is also pro
life. How do you think the judges Reid nominates and pushes through
think about gun rights and pro life? NRA are idiots."


The NRA thought Senator BadTouch's position as a "pro-gun" Donk majority leader would continue to keep crappy bills off the floor as it had in the past. They took a gamble and they were wrong. They lacked the imagination to see what would happen is something really, really bad happened and The Pederast was forced to choose sides.

For the record, I think the NRA leadership should have knew better. Of course electing any Donk - even a "pro-gun" Donk, is going to have secondary side effects down the line in the form of appointees and judges.

At this time, I do believe that the NRA has learned it's lesson about where its bread is buttered. Their performance post Sandy Hook was quite good, IMO. Only, time will tell if the lesson sticks.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (4I3Uo)

257 "225 Global warming is caused by racism.

Posted by: Norm Crosby at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (WncDH) "

Carbon makes Gaya mad 'cauze she's a carbonist, and that's what causes Global Warming. Logic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:39 PM (UkSku)

258 "227 "All dissent was once patriotic. All dissent is now racist."

And it was absolutely amazing just with what lightning quickness that changeover happened. One of the fastest ideological inflection points in human history.

Dissent was patriotic, imperatively and necessarily so, right up to and including the morning of January 20th, 2009.

By 5PM that same day, dissent was Officially Racist.

I hadn't heard of "Fen's Law" at that time, but I surely recognized it for what it was in actual operation.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (gqT4g) "

Just like in 1984.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:39 PM (UkSku)

259 ParanoidGirlInSeattle


Just keep it gay enough.

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 05:40 PM (H7qrs)

260 What an odd figure of speech!



According to the Urban Dictionary, "fo' shizzle mah nizzle" may be
roughly translated as, ""I concur with you wholeheartedly my
African-American brother."

So that's exactly how I use it. You know, when I'm concurring and shit with a black dude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 05:40 PM (8ZskC)

261 Good. Let Pederast Reid and his ilk keep it up. From the Zimmerman verdict to the overdrawn race card, let Libs keep letting their freak flags fly in direct opposition to the views of most Americans.

Even with a totally inept Repub party, this WILL bite the Dems in the ass. People are getting really sick of the Pederast Who Cried Racism.

Posted by: acethepug at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (4kvfA)

262 "228 Democrat "racism."

Straight up.


Robert Byrd.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (lwkv9) "

Republican, please. The Democrat party does not have a history of institutional racism. Truth.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (UkSku)

263 http://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2013/08/07/graham-2014-re-election-poster-draft/

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (H7qrs)

264 254 By the way, you want to talk cruelty? Go see where your steaks come from sometine. I know. Ready to go vegan? I thought not.
Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (OlN4e)

If someone was killing their livestock by strapping explosives around their necks I would call that cruelty too.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (a5TsL)

265 Personal feelings would be worse... however... I would not make a Federal Case out of either... I would not rant on the Web about somebody ELSES Dog.... when there are children, teenagers, and soldiers being killed out there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (lZBBB)

There are soldiers right now who owe their lives to dogs and who are dealing with some of their PTSD with the help of their dogs. My point is that dogs are and have been for quite sometime, more than mere property. You don't have to be a PETA nut to rant about a person who got off easy after blowing up his daughter's dog.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:42 PM (m2CN7)

266 I won a new car on The Price is Right. Unfortunately they won't hold it until we have a white president again.

Posted by: Moron in a Middle Class Snuggie at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (Ks4nX)

267 By the way, you want to talk cruelty? Go see where your steaks come from sometine. I know. Ready to go vegan? I thought not. Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (OlN4e)
Next time you see a seeing eye cow or a bomb sniffing steer you let me know.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (m2CN7)

268 Cabinet members of this Administration will never be welcome on my show because Obama is black my secret lover.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (K7xnX)

269 and I am serious about my fashion crisis darn it. I pride myself on being correctly attired for any situation. But this one has me stumped.


Flanmel shirt, jeans, workboots. Problem solved.
Although, you might be mistaken for the groom.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (lwkv9)

270 If someone was killing their livestock by strapping explosives around their necks I would call that cruelty too. Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (a5TsL) Picture this Buzz. The cattle are in a long chute, they can smell the blood and are terrified, so they have to be forced down the long chute with electric prods until they get to the kill floor trembling in terror. Then a gate traps their necks and a steel rod is blown through their skulls via a small explosive charge. Hows that sound to ya?

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (OlN4e)

271 "245 Animals have no responsibilities, humans do. Dennis Prager has had shows on would you save your dog over a stranger if there were only that choice.

Your answer says a lot.

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (H7qrs) "

Haven't you heard? Humans are animals. Nothing more. Science.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (UkSku)

272 >>> According to the Urban Dictionary, "fo' shizzle mah nizzle" may be
roughly translated as, ""I concur with you wholeheartedly my
African-American brother."

Why didn't you say so in the first place, my good man?

Posted by: Calvin Broadus at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (T6lOL)

273 "Do they truly believe that Reid would hold the line (heh) if his party
gains seats in '14 and is raring to enact more gun control? Please."

Because they supported Senator BadTouch in the past does not mean they support him now - especially after he went out of his way to cross the NRA publicly in pushing the post Sandy Hook antigun agenda. I hate to say this because I can so easily be coldcocked with it in the future, but even the NRA isn't *that* stupid.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (4I3Uo)

274 yea, we have such lovely people in Washington state. Now I know Florida
is way worse, but I do believe we still rock the count for the number of
serial killers in one state.


WA -- 10
Campbell, Charles; Daveggio, James; Dodd, Wesley; Jesperson, Keith; Rhodes, Robert; Ridgeway, Gary; Roth, Randy; Russell, George; Silveria, Robert; Yates, Robert

FL -- 18
Buenoano, Judias; Durousseau, Paul; Evans, Gary; Gore, David; Jesperson, Keith; Lindsey, William; Long, Bobby; Reséndiz, Ángel; Rode, Adolf; Rogers, Glen; Rolling, Danny; Silveria, Robert; Smithers, Samuel; Stano, Eugene; Toole, Ottis; Waterfield, Fred; Wilder, Christopher; Wuornos, Aileen "Lee"

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (A0glY)

275
Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (m2CN7)
I see. What matters was it was a dog.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (OlN4e)

276
>>> I am serious about my fashion crisis darn it. I pride myself on being correctly attired for any situation. But this one has me stumped.


Pro Tip : Keychain out means a whole different thing than keychain in.

Posted by: KD Lang at August 09, 2013 05:46 PM (iALjX)

277 darn it, florida even has us beat on the serial killer front. Oh well, at least we have the rain...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:46 PM (RZ8pf)

278 "252 >>> I never used the phrase, fo' shizzle, mah nizzle" at all before Obama became president.

What an odd figure of speech!

Posted by: Calvin Broadus at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (T6lOL) "

Fizzle o' spizzle.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:46 PM (UkSku)

279 and I am serious about my fashion crisis darn it. I
pride myself on being correctly attired for any situation. But this one
has me stumped.





Flanmel shirt, jeans, workboots. Problem solved.

Although, you might be mistaken for the groom.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (lwkv9)

If you use the words "fashion" and "crisis" in the same sentence, yer gay. Yer just gay.

Now, having said that, no problem with the gay folks, I don't care who you're diddling. Really. Go Gaycrazy.

But... if you said those words? yer gay.

Posted by: tangonine at August 09, 2013 05:48 PM (x3YFz)

280 Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (4I3Uo)

I think we had this discussion before and I agreed with you but I've come to the conclusion the NRA did not do anything more that what was expected of them after Sandy Hook and quite frankly I believe they used it moreto increase their membershipand cash.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:48 PM (m2CN7)

281 Then a gate traps their necks and a steel rod is blown through their skulls via a small explosive charge. Hows that sound to ya?

Sounds like I'm about to have a steak. Tell you what, I'll eat the beef, you eat the blown up dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:49 PM (lwkv9)

282 "255 and I am serious about my fashion crisis darn it. I pride myself on being correctly attired for any situation. But this one has me stumped. Especially because I don't know most of the people who will be there and I don't want to stick out like a sore thumb because I made the wrong fashion choice. I suspect I would be equally as confused if it was a heterosexual party at a pub to celebrate a wedding. But in that case I could count on way more guys attending in sloppy attire and that would offset my fashion faux pas if I made one.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (RZ8pf) "

Well, pride is a sin. (Because res ipso.) So there's that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:49 PM (UkSku)

283 Picture this Buzz. The cattle are in a long chute, they can smell the blood and are terrified, so they have to be forced down the long chute with electric prods until they get to the kill floor trembling in terror. Then a gate traps their necks and a steel rod is blown through their skulls via a small explosive charge. Hows that sound to ya?Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (OlN4e) The steaks I am eating this year come from a couple of deer and an elk that were sleeping peacefully up to the moment they were artfully dispatched by a.270 and .300 cal projectile, respectively.I hope that helps you sleep better tonight.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:50 PM (iALjX)

284
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2013 05:49 PM (lwkv9)
Just trying to keep some perspective, thats all. Do and think what you please.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:50 PM (OlN4e)

285
Was doing okay til the part about the dog.

Need to find Spastic Lab fore a little face time.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (SAMxH)

286 We need a new hashtag: #RaceWarDems

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (lB7Uq)

287 Well we were all for the Hillary Clinton health care thing so I guess he's onto us.

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (Hx2XA)

288 Next time you see a seeing eye cow or a bomb sniffing steer you let me know.
Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (m2CN7)


Well, having a bomb-sniffing steer would just be stupid. I mean, how would you get them to hold still while you strapped the dynamite to their necks?

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 09, 2013 05:52 PM (/lWM8)

289
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:50 PM (iALjX)
Me too. Hunting is humane. Certainly more so than a slaughterhouse.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:52 PM (OlN4e)

290 "260 What an odd figure of speech!



According to the Urban Dictionary, "fo' shizzle mah nizzle" may be
roughly translated as, ""I concur with you wholeheartedly my
African-American brother."

So that's exactly how I use it. You know, when I'm concurring and shit with a black dude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 05:40 PM (8ZskC) "

That's rizzible. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 05:52 PM (UkSku)

291 If you use the words "fashion" and "crisis" in the same sentence, yer gay. Yer just gay.

Any random fashion model is smarter than President Obama, and could handle a crisis better.

Oh no, I'm gay!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 05:53 PM (A0glY)

292 I don't know about humane, but it is connected to humanity in a way that market meat is not.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:54 PM (iALjX)

293 We could get the wookie in the white house to give fashion advice. It might just be boob belts are cool, but then you would know what to wear.

Posted by: bob from table9 at August 09, 2013 05:55 PM (H7qrs)

294 270 If someone was killing their livestock by strapping explosives around their necks I would call that cruelty too. Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (a5TsL) Picture this Buzz. The cattle are in a long chute, they can smell the blood and are terrified, so they have to be forced down the long chute with electric prods until they get to the kill floor trembling in terror. Then a gate traps their necks and a steel rod is blown through their skulls via a small explosive charge. Hows that sound to ya?
Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (OlN4e)

Like dinner. Strapping explosives around their neck and blowing them up would still be cruel though. Even if they didn't suffer. Suffering isn't the be all of animal cruelty. If you're hunting unless you get a perfect shot with your gun or your arrow that deer is going to run and bleed out and suffer greatly before it dies but I don't consider that to be animal cruelty either.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:58 PM (h8iyd)

295 292I don't know about humane, but it is connected to humanity in a way that market meat is not.Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:54 PM (iALjX) Well, we have domesticated animals for a looooong time. But Hunting is my main hobby. I live for it. I want the animal to be dead before it knows I'm around, so I pass on questionable shots. I don't wound. And I hunt with a single shot rifle I built myself in 30-40 Krag. I passed on a 10 point last year due to questionable lethality. I will still be waiting for him this fall

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 05:58 PM (OlN4e)

296 "I think we had this discussion before and I agreed with you but I've
come to the conclusion the NRA did not do anything more that what was
expected of them after Sandy Hook and quite frankly I believe they used
it moreto increase their membershipand cash."

I don't disagree. But "getting what is expected" out of any group in DC is pretty damn amazing if you think about it.

An advocacy group, like any big organization, will eventually begin to exist to ensure the continued existence of ...itself. But that membership size and that cash is also pretty darn useful going forward.

It will always be Trust, but Verify with the NRA as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 05:59 PM (4I3Uo)

297 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 09, 2013 06:01 PM (UkSku)

298 >>>Hows that sound to ya?<<<

Rare to medium rare. Nom, nom, nom.

Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2013 06:03 PM (K7xnX)

299 Wear a pantsuit, PGiS. It's all the rage, I understand.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2013 06:05 PM (4qnX5)

300 I only hate Harry Reid because he is an atheist black woman robot. Also he smells.

Posted by: vorak the dull at August 09, 2013 06:08 PM (OsCtd)

301 "This is about America’s political conversation. It has devolved now into
a bunch of white liberals using Obama’s race as an excuse for his
record. All dissent was once patriotic. All dissent is now racist."

If it hasn't been said already, the entire "conversation" all just bullshit until the shooting starts.

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at August 09, 2013 06:16 PM (L5JPP)

302 White raised WASP- Kenyans with no slave blood are not black Harry.
Btw Harry his bloodline is much closer to yours than toMLK

Posted by: Avi at August 09, 2013 06:29 PM (fK06B)

303 I am sorry for being repetitive but f them anyway.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at August 09, 2013 06:39 PM (eedLh)

304 In before the scorpion!

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2013 07:16 PM (QupBk)

305 Reid needs to shut his piehole already. What is it with the libbies who cry racist whenever someone has a different point of view? Republicans need to stop worrying about being branded racists because the libbie definition is racist = different view.

Posted by: Titanium at August 09, 2013 07:45 PM (YHRXE)

306 Oh, and the people who cry racism are the true racists - the libbies.

Posted by: Titanium at August 09, 2013 07:47 PM (YHRXE)

307 A small history point that ought to see some sunshine -- in 1993, the Ocrat controlled WA state gubermint passed Hillarycare for WA state. WA voters were outraged and the GOP took over both houses of the legislature. After some failed attempts at implementing WA's Hillarycare, was declared a disaster by many in BOTH parties, and big chunks of it were repealed.

Seems like little of this is known by the GOP LOSERship... They're too busy trying to figure out how to line their pockets with chrony carve outs to know much about history, or what is good for the country...

Posted by: Seipherd at August 09, 2013 07:56 PM (y9L1G)

308 Poppycock!

Obama isn't black, not after the Zimmerman re-alignment.

Obama is now a Black Caucasian.

Posted by: Darkdrake at August 09, 2013 11:34 PM (ShXPn)

309 Reid is a race whore.

Posted by: Tracy Coyle at August 10, 2013 12:46 AM (pYeEs)

310 A suitably Alinsky-ish response at this point would be for some prominent Republican to say "Why should we worry what an accused pederast says?" and leave it at that.

This is unlikely (!) to happen.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at August 10, 2013 08:08 PM (lILC0)






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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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