Detroit Failed Because Right Wingers Engineered It To Fail, to Prove Black People Can't Run Their Own Governments, Or Something

Precisely. You nailed it, Dummy.

By the way, we also deliberately engineered the flooding of New Orleans.

This was printed in Salon, an amateur fetish webzine specializing in political pornography which occasionally pokes fun at some rightwingers for their bizarre conspiracy theories.

Without ever noticing that those conspiracy theories tend to be "published" in blog's comments areas, rather than in the front pages of a supposedly professional webzine like Salon.

Is it pure coincidence that these two landmark cities, known around the world as fountainheads of the most vibrant and creative aspects of American culture, have become our two direst examples of urban failure and collapse? If so, it’s an awfully strange one.

I’m tempted to propose a conspiracy theory: As centers of African-American cultural and political power and engines of a worldwide multiracial pop culture that was egalitarian, hedonistic and anti-authoritarian, these cities posed a psychic threat to the most reactionary and racist strains in American life. I mean the strain represented by Tom Buchanan in “The Great Gatsby” (imagine what he’d have to say about New Orleans jazz) or by the slightly more coded racism of Sean Hannity today. As payback for the worldwide revolution symbolized by hot jazz, Smokey Robinson dancin’ to keep from cryin’ and Eminem trading verses with Rihanna, New Orleans and Detroit had to be punished. Specifically, they had to be isolated, impoverished and almost literally destroyed, so they could be held up as examples of what happens when black people are allowed to govern themselves.

Why, that is a perfectly reasonable conspiracy theory you've just made up whole cloth out of Hate and Failure Issues. I'm no psychiatrist, but I would say that that is no way whatsoever some sort of florid psychotic fantasy one might occasionally indulge in to keep the Bad Thoughts at bay.

Now since I've been forced to read this imbecile's piece, I'll just run with it and note that this guy, Andrew O'Hehir, usually fills his days embarrassing himself in movie reviews.

Here's his review of The Conjuring, a horror movie about a demonic possession and exorcism which supposedly occurred in real life, during the 1970s. The 1970s are a special problem for O'Hehir, and clearly the time this brokedown hippie came of age, as we'll see a little later.

Now I'm not going to quote much of this but I'll let you know he actually thinks most aspects of this movie are good to superior -- that is, it's a good movie. But let's not let that fact interfere with his ability to spill embarrassment all over himself by reading every single thing as some sort of rightwing cryptomessaging.

“The Conjuring” is an old-fashioned horror movie, almost old-fashioned to the point of meta-ness. I don’t just mean the 1970s setting, the haunted house in New England, the family under siege, the demonic possession, the pair of celebrity ghost-hunters and the Roman Catholic exorcism. I also mean the film’s deeply reactionary cultural politics, and the profound misogyny that lurks just beneath its surface. I don’t know how intentional this was on the part of the filmmakers – possibly not much – but “The Conjuring” is one of the cleverest and most effective right-wing Christian films of recent years. It’s a movie about America’s obsession with evil, and how easily that gets pointed in the wrong directions. It’s a movie based on the reassuring premise that when something is wrong in your family, your community or your country, you don’t have to worry about the priests, the cops, the dads or the other male authority figures. They’re the good guys. Blame the women.

...

Here’s the real “true story” behind “The Conjuring”: Any time people get worked up about a menace they believe in but can’t actually see – demons, Commies, jihadis, hordes of hoodie-wearing thugs — they’re likely to take it out on the weakest and most vulnerable people in society....

Are we still talking about the movie? Oh right we're not. We're talking about whatever your pea-brain gets fixated upon, moment-to-moment, like one of those poor kids that has to be leashed to Mother's shopping cart at the supermarket.

Oh well, I'll let this energetic little cretin tucker himself out and then check back with him in a few minutes, when he begins talking about the movie again.

Furthermore, I assume that James Wan, who was born in Malaysia, has no investment in America’s culture wars, and likely sees this movie’s retrograde politics as questions of style or genre.

James Wan is American, but he's Malaysian, so Andrew O'Hehir, who faints at the sight (or smell, or aura) of racism, has no problem reducing him to a socio-racial stereotype and deciding "Malaysians are apolitical on questions of culture. Like the Chinese -- they just care about tradition, family, and laundry."

I guess Andrew O'Hehir, Hater of Racism, has classed "Malaysian" as not One of the Good Minorities but are also Not One of the Bad Ones so I guess he's kind of fair and balanced on Those People.

Okay you doddering old fool of an imbecile, do screech more at us about racism, while "assuming" a raft of sociopolitical attitudes in those born in Malaysia.

Remember, it's not racism if you condescend in a good way. Sorta positive attitudes, like "I haven't declared Racial War on this guy yet because I don't know enough about Malaysians to really pigeon-hole them in a detailed fashion."

Anyway, let's crack on with the Dumb.

The three stages of demonic entanglement, as written on a classroom chalkboard: INFESTATION, OPPRESSION and POSSESSION. That also describes the mental deterioration that comes from watching Fox News for more than 10 minutes.

You're a... professional writer, right? At least that's what you tell your mom, right? You probably have business cards that say:

Andrew O'Hehir
Writer of Words
Weaver of Dreams

And yet you dashed that "Fox News" joke off and thought "That's gold, baby!," huh?

Yeah. I imagine you would.

Three words: Editors edit.

Yeah, I know. It's only two words. Ponder that a spell.

But the relentless focus of “The Conjuring” on married life,...

The movie is about a husband-and-wife "exorcist" team. Just thought I'd mention that.

Christian baptism and the old-school Latinate mumbo-jumbo of the Catholic Church...

Again, "exorcist" team.

...as essential elements in resisting evil...

Exorcist team. What does he think a Christian exorcist team would use to drive out demons of the Old Bible? Rachel Maddow transcripts?

.. and on womanhood and especially motherhood as the fount or locus of evil – is just too much to overlook.

He says this because the demon in the movie is female. It had to be one or the other (actually, I suppose one third of demons are sexless or hermaphroditic, but My God, can you imagine the review if it were a hermaphrodite? Katy Bar the Door and Get the Holy Water). Anyway, let him tell you.

Without getting too deep into spoiler-hood, the Perrons’ house turns out to be inhabited by a demonic female spirit. She preys on the living, yearns to possess a delicious and vulnerable young female body, etc. Nothing new here in terms of horror movies, or borderline Judeo-Christian theology, or generalized male panic.

Apparently when the female demon steals a woman's body, thus destroying that actual woman, it implicates the psychological syndrome of Male Panic.

Don't ask me why. Just does.

But along with the overall tone of hard-right family-values messaging...

Married couple, again. In real life they apparently stayed together until the husband dies. Thus these regrettable "hard-right family values messages." If only they took time out from exorcising demons to have a French frolic in casual infidelity.

“The Conjuring” wants to walk back one of America’s earliest historical crimes, the Salem witch trials of 1692, and make it look like there must have been something to it after all. Those terrified colonial women, brainwashed, persecuted and murdered by the religious authorities of their day – see, they actually were witches, who slaughtered children and pledged their love to Satan and everything!

Wow. I can't believe that a movie about demons posits that demons are real.

That’s not poetic license. It’s reprehensible and inexcusable bullshit, less egregious but somewhat akin to making a movie that claims, in passing, that slavery was OK or that the Holocaust didn’t happen.

Nailed it again. I'm gonna just call this guy "The Nailgun" because he nails everything in sight.

As a ninth-generation descendant of Abigail Faulkner...

1, he's probably making that up and got it from a How Goth Are You? web-quiz, and 2, if it's true, it's your typical aristocratic name-drop. You're one of the Sons of the Sons of the Daughters of Plymouth.

How wonderful for you. I kinda don't like more conservative people who are too eager to tell you about their Good Breeding and Plymouth Descent but I detest it in leftwingers, who pretend at being offended at such notions while never missing the opportunity to let you know they're of Good Stock.

Which is especially strange given his review of Secretariat, but let's finish up with this apolitical and inscrutable Malaysian's movie first.

... a convicted Salem witch who only escaped execution because she was pregnant at the time, I call down a terrible malediction upon the people who made this entertaining but indefensible movie.

Okay, well, you may be thinking, "Hey, maybe this obviously-insane idiot only got upset because he has this Persecution Fantasy connecting him to a Salem woman and he got a t-shirt about it at Hot Topic and he really wants you to notice and say, 'Hey, nice Hot Topic witch-shirt.'"

Nope. He also got very upset about the Horse Movie, Secretariat.

“Secretariat” is such a gorgeous film, its every shot and every scene so infused with warm golden light, that I began to wonder whether the movie theater were on fire. Or my head. But the welcoming glow that imbues every corner of this nostalgic horse-racing yarn with rich, lambent color comes from within, as if the movie itself is ablaze with its own crazy sense of purpose. (Or as if someone just off-screen were burning a cross on the lawn.)

No, don't roll your eyes yet. It's gonna get worse. There's so much more time for eye rolling. Pace yourselves.

I enjoyed it immensely, flat-footed dialogue and implausible situations and all. Which doesn’t stop me from believing that in its totality “Secretariat” is a work of creepy, half-hilarious master-race propaganda almost worthy of Leni Riefenstahl, and all the more effective because it presents as a family-friendly yarn about a nice lady and her horse.

I could tell you why it's a master-race propaganda piece but I don't want to spoil the surprise.

Can you guess?

Think about horses. Race horses especially. (Race horse, oh, what a giveaway.)

You've got some time. He'll get to it.

[I]t uses a “true story” as the foundation for a pop-historical reverie that seems to reference enduring American virtues — self-reliance, stick-to-it-iveness, etc. — without encouraging you to think too much about their meaning or context.

Although the troubling racial subtext is more deeply buried here than in “The Blind Side” (where it’s more like text, period), “Secretariat” actually goes much further, presenting a honey-dipped fantasy vision of the American past as the Tea Party would like to imagine it, loaded with uplift and glory and scrubbed clean of multiculturalism and social discord. In the world of this movie, strong-willed and independent-minded women like Chenery are ladies first (she’s like a classed-up version of Sarah Palin feminism), left-wing activism is an endearing cute phase your kids go through (until they learn the hard truth about inheritance taxes), and all right-thinking Americans are united in their adoration of a Nietzschean Überhorse, a hero so superhuman he isn’t human at all.

Well there you go, that's the "racial purity" thing: He's talking about the horse's bloodlines, and how it was bred to be a winner, and such.

The way racehorses actually are bred.

But whatever, he knows it's really about breeding people and whatnot.

Now, the fact that director Randall Wallace and screenwriter Mike Rich locate this golden age between 1969 and 1973 might seem at first like a ludicrous joke, if you are old enough (as I am) to halfway remember those years.

Just let me interrupt for a moment: They didn't "locate" the story of this movie during this time and in this place.

This is the time and place the story actually occurred.

See, again, a real-life story, or at least based thereon. And once again, aged hippie O'Hehir wants you to know that's not how he remembers the 70s.

I’ll say that again: The year Secretariat won the Triple Crown was the year the Vietnam War ended and the Watergate hearings began. You could hardly pick a period in post-Civil War American history more plagued by chaos and division and general insanity (well, OK — you could pick right now).

And again he's talking about a category of things I'll call Things Not In the Movie.

Wallace references that social context in the most glancing and dismissive manner possible — Penny’s eldest daughter is depicted as a teen antiwar activist, in scenes that resemble lost episodes of “The Brady Bunch” — but our heroine’s double life as a Denver housewife and Virginia horse-farm owner proceeds pretty much as if the 1950s had gone on forever. (The words “Vietnam” and “Nixon” are never uttered.)

Vietnam and Watergate aren't mentioned in a feel-good family/sports triumph movie about a Magic Horse, you say?

Interesting. No, not your point; I mean your psychology is interesting.

Not that interesting, mind you, but more interesting than your thoughtless writing.

You have all the wit of a chicken.

And not a very interesting chicken at that.

One shouldn’t impute too much diabolical intention to the filmmakers...

He began with a cross being burned just off-screen, but now he's cautioning, "Hey, let's not impute bad motives to the filmmakers."

...for all I know, Penny Chenery really did live in an insulated, lily-white bubble of horsey exurban privilege, and took no notice of the country ripping itself apart.

Let me see... a family that breeds racehorses...

Racehorses... horse racing often called the Sport of Kings, and usually involving millionaires...

Hmmm.... I'm thinking they maybe just might come from a wealthy suburb and have a little somethin'-somethin' in the bank.

"For all I know." The most telling four words in this review.

But today, in the real world, we find ourselves once again in an enraged and dangerously bifurcated society, and I can’t help thinking that “Secretariat” is meant as a comforting allegory, like Glenn Beck’s sentimental Christmas yarn: The real America has been here all along, and we can get it back. If we just believe in — well, in something unspecified but probably pretty scary.

Once again, this movie is about a Magic Horse Who Wins Races and Makes Kids Happy Yay-Yay.

Religion and politics are barely mentioned in the story of Chenery and her amazing horse...

In a Magic Horse movie? Well now I've heard everything.

... but it’s clear that “Secretariat” was constructed and marketed with at least one eye on the conservative Christian audiences who embraced “The Blind Side.” The film opens with a voice-over passage from the Book of Job and ends with a hymn.

Eek, a mouse. Okay, let's skip a bit.

If Americans love to root for the underdog, they may love to root for the favorite disguised as the underdog even more. That’s pretty much what happens here, with the blond, privileged Penny Chenery and her superhorse posed as emblems of American ingenuity and power against the villainous, swarthy and vaguely terrorist-flavored Pancho Martin (Nestor Serrano), trainer of Sham, Secretariat’s archrival. (Even the horse’s name is evil!)

The slightest amount of googling would have revealed that the horse with an evil name had to be called Sham.

Wanna know why? Because he was called Sham in real life.

And Pancho Martin, in real life, was called Pancho Martin. And was sort of swarthy, and Panchos tend to be.

pancho_martin_si1.jpg
And the horse is black.
And he's holding it by a rope.
Think about it. I didn't.

Now, even though Panchos tend to be swarthy, I'm sure they take no position in American culture wars. They're like Malaysians and Chinamen in that way. They're just all about Pleasing Their Grandmothers and low-rider cars.

The competition between the two horses was real enough; they raced neck-and-neck in the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness.

Oh, you're aware! Because you've been writing for two thousand words as if Randall Wallace distilled this story from the blood of a wolf shot and hung by Sarah Palin.

But in your occasional lucid moments, you do seem actually aware that this is based on real events, real horses, a real sport, and real people.

And then you just lose it like Angry Addled Granddad. It's very sad. You're just in-and-out, as they say.


But the depiction of Martin as an evil, chauvinistic braggart is fictional and highly unpleasant — and it’s tough not to notice that he’s one of only two nonwhite speaking characters in the film. The other one is Eddie (Nelsan Ellis), an African-American groom who belongs to a far more insidious tradition of movie stereotypes. Eddie dances and sings. He loves Jesus and that big ol’ horse. He is loyal and deferential to Miz Penny, and injects soul and spirit into her troubled life. I am so totally not kidding.

The black guy who's one of the good guys is portrayed as loyal to the family, and the guy who is the Main Competition is portrayed as arrogant and a bit of a dick.

Wow. That Randall Wallace sure can innovate some right-wing cryptotexts in his scripts!

I am so totally embarrassed for you.

The man masturbates stupid and ejaculates embarrassment.

When you think about it, he treats obvious fantasy-- exorcisms of demons that didn't really exist; a fantasy premise that Salem really was Demon Central -- as reality which needs to be strenuously argued against, and then treats plain reality -- Secretariat beat Sham at about the time of Watergate -- as mere screenwriter's fantasy, which can and should be altered in order to suit his bizarre political proclivities.

A mad genius can produce searing works of art. A mad simpleton tosses off softheaded movie reviews for Salon.

This review was so stupid that even archliberal Roger Ebert declared it "bizarre" in one of his last pronouncements.

Shortly later he died. I am tempted to speculate that Roger Ebert could have read more Andrew O'Hehir reviews, but he took the coward's way out.

PS, I stole the "Think about it/I didn't" joke from Strangers with Candy.

I stole the Coward's Way Out joke from Jeff Ross, who used it, actually, about Gene Siskel. Bad taste, I know.


Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM



Comments

1 Has there ever been a post with reviews of movie reviews?

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 07:55 PM (kGpt+)

2 Blacks hold an enormous amount of political power nationally and especially in most of the cities. Setting aside the R vs. D dynamic, that they have so continually voted to continue programs that savage their communities astounds and saddens me. It shouldn't surprise, but it does nonetheless.

Posted by: wte9 at August 02, 2013 07:56 PM (6Tcdo)

3 Was the horse movie about a guy with a bucket?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2013 07:57 PM (MkZzi)

4 Holy shit!!! Two movie reviews?!?!?!

Posted by: EC at August 02, 2013 07:58 PM (doBIb)

5 I liked Secretariat, thought it was a great movie. Of course it was ignored by the Film actors guild or FAG for short because of religious "overtones." Fuck this puke ant the horse he rode in on.... On second thought not the horse....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at August 02, 2013 07:58 PM (9+ccr)

6 The man masturbates stupid and ejaculates embarrassment.


Quite possibly the most winningest insult ever written.

Posted by: EC at August 02, 2013 07:59 PM (doBIb)

7 Who needed Detroit to know how black people govern themselves? Just look at almost any country in Africa or the Caribbean island nations run by blacks.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at August 02, 2013 07:59 PM (/sohm)

8
"and" the horse he rode in on...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at August 02, 2013 07:59 PM (9+ccr)

9 Detroit Failed Because Right Wingers Engineered It To Fail

Yep, we invented math. Shame on us!

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (FcR7P)

10 I won't read this post's source material. I like my IQ points where they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (ZLyB4)

11 Don't blame the horse for the a$$ riding it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (ZLyB4)

12 burn it let

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (8JJ6O)

13 Ejaculates stupidity...I am so stealing that line!

Posted by: Jmel at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (cfFqn)

14
Wow, that dog in the sidebar really liked that movie. But unlike Ace, the pug's review was only about 100 barks long. Four paws up!

Posted by: Waldo at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (tCBZk)

15 So, he's essentially arguing that white flight from Detroit to the suburbs was racist? What did black flight mean, then?

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:01 PM (kGpt+)

16 Jesus, this post is long. You should tweet a picture of it!

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (FcR7P)

17 I read the whole thing.I mean that as a compliment.Good stuff ace.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (9XBK2)

18 Andrew Ohehir talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (8ZskC)

19 Detroit failed because wingnuts hated Motown music. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (lVPtV)

20 Do right wingers engineer Africa to fail as well?

Posted by: Shonuff at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (jo0fs)

21
So, he's essentially arguing that white flight from Detroit to the suburbs was racist? What did black flight mean, then?
--------------

It was the white man enslaving the black man and dragging the black man with him.

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (UWFpX)

22 Ameritroit.

Posted by: Hussein the Destroyer at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (wAQA5)

23 We are all crackas now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:02 PM (lVPtV)

24 "Specifically, they had to be isolated, impoverished and almost literally
destroyed, so they could be held up as examples of what happens when
black people are allowed to govern themselves."


And then there's Africa if you want to go to a better source. No, really. There's a land mass with countries and everything.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 02, 2013 08:03 PM (eHIJJ)

25 First off, this is SO getting bookmarked. I hurt from laughing!


Second, Jesus Christ, this guy clearly has never experienced a moment of simple, uncluttered JOY in his entire miserable life!


I’m tempted to propose a conspiracy theory: As centers of African-American cultural and political power and engines of a worldwide multiracial pop culture that was egalitarian, hedonistic and anti-authoritarian, these cities posed a psychic threat to the most reactionary and racist strains in American life.



As soon as I read that, I vowed that if I ever meet this alleged human being, I will smack him in the teeth with a sockful of nickels for his cruel, inhumane torture of the english language.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:03 PM (CA2NO)

26 9
Detroit Failed Because Right Wingers Engineered It To Fail


Yep, we invented math. Shame on us!

No. Ancient Africans invented math but the knowledge was stolen by whites.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2013 08:03 PM (MkZzi)

27 "Powerfully turgid and insipidly overwrought."

Posted by: The O'Hehir Movie Review Blurb Spitter at August 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

28 Right Wingers Engineered It To Fail, to Prove Black People Can't Run Their Own Governments, Or Something

Same reason JEF was elected. Have we proved our point yet? I sure hope so.

Posted by: Right winger at August 02, 2013 08:03 PM (uVpT5)

29 In DC, gentrification has been going strong for about a decade now. It's also racist.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:04 PM (kGpt+)

30 Racism, racism, vagina, racism.
Also racism. Vagina!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 02, 2013 08:05 PM (ZPrif)

31 I'm surprised he's at Salon; that is NY Times quality signaling material right there. I'll bet he screens films with Putnam.

Posted by: Motionview at August 02, 2013 08:05 PM (6Tbb5)

32 I was talking to Bob Putnam the other day, who I know personally.

Posted by: Andrew O'Hehir at August 02, 2013 08:05 PM (8ZskC)

33 Leftists really are mentally ill.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at August 02, 2013 08:06 PM (wreFj)

34 This was the best thing ever. I am in awe.

Posted by: Lauren at August 02, 2013 08:06 PM (ELdpj)

35 I honestly think this person decided to eat every film, literary, and art criticism book in his college library so that all he has to do is burp to spew a medley of critical nonsense onto the page.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:06 PM (CA2NO)

36
My favorite is whitey fled Detroit and took all the money with them because they didn't like our yoots setting the entire city on fire every Devil's Night.

Posted by: Waldo at August 02, 2013 08:06 PM (tCBZk)

37 Do right wingers engineer Africa to fail as well?


By focusing their racist mindwaves, yes.

Posted by: Andrew O'Hehir at August 02, 2013 08:07 PM (8ZskC)

38 *applause*

That is the best fisking I've seen in a long time, ace.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2013 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

39 MWR, this guy's writing makes insipid prose Shakespearean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 08:07 PM (ZLyB4)

40 WORDS! So many words. Wow! Ace is firing up for the hobo hunt tonight? You go Ewok!

Jusss kiddin'.

I'm going to Singer and Bolt Castles tomorrow. Should be fun.

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:07 PM (fM4kr)

41
Vagina-ism?

Fear of the vagina?
Hatred of the vagina?
Vagina envy?

Posted by: Waldo at August 02, 2013 08:08 PM (tCBZk)

42 MWR, this guy's writing makes insipid prose Shakespearean.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 08:07 PM (ZLyB4)




My God, after reading it I feel like "Twilight" is THE Great American Novel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:08 PM (CA2NO)

43 "Farcicly unenlightening and likely indicative of psychotic dementia."

Posted by: The O'Hehir Movie Review Blurb Spitter at August 02, 2013 08:08 PM (8ZskC)

44 I'm guessing this asshole's more into Black Beauty and, no, I don't mean movies about horses when I say that.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:09 PM (BQ10H)

45
hahaha, reminds me of the time when the White Right created AIDS to kill Blacks

good times,

good

times.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at August 02, 2013 08:09 PM (BUcLz)

46 He managed to work in the classic trifecta of race, class and gender. Got to have the race, class and gender bases covered or else you're Not A Serious Critic (tm)! I know because I read it in a book!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:09 PM (CA2NO)

47 Pharr Lap is a good movie, for it's time. Also about a race horse.

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:09 PM (fM4kr)

48 My God, after reading it I feel like "Twilight" is THE Great American Novel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:08 PM (CA2NO)


Naw, it's Fifty Shades of Grey.

Posted by: Inmates at Camp 7, Gitmo at August 02, 2013 08:09 PM (kGpt+)

49 That Ebert takedown was great, and he was obviously quite the liberal himself. The man could certainly write though. Unlike this clown.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 02, 2013 08:10 PM (UvR6d)

50 I must say, I am impressed that the Left is just going all out with the framing that those evil Republicans who controlled Detroit for the last 60 years are the ones in charge of this. These are not the facts you are looking for.


I mean, hell, why not just say it. It's not like actual reality matters in the slightest.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:10 PM (Gk3SS)

51 Can't wait to see O'Hehir's review of Sharknado.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 02, 2013 08:11 PM (ciP85)

52 Ace yew use yore mouth prettier than a twenty dollar whore.


(seriously, this is good. Compelling, and rich)

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 02, 2013 08:11 PM (pUqSw)

53 What makes this such a perfect illustration of the liberal mindset is that the dope doesn't fell a need to even hint at a causal mechanism. Conservatives made Detroit fail by wanting it to.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at August 02, 2013 08:11 PM (tqHgG)

54 Andrew O'Hehir taking mental masturbation to its ultimate extreme.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at August 02, 2013 08:12 PM (Dwehj)

55 Yes.... and the US Economy is failing under Obama, because the White Man does not want a Black President to succeed...

Thus... they are not giving people jobs, to make the Admin Look Bad...

And note... Lois Lerner? who is the crux of the IRS scandal? White...

Ambassador and Seal types in Benghazi?... yep... White...

Hell.... even Hillary.... note.... white....

Its all a conspiracy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:12 PM (lZBBB)

56 I'm starting to root for Putin. At least he believes in his country.

Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 08:12 PM (eATxx)

57 If we were that smart we'd be in power.

Posted by: GOP at August 02, 2013 08:12 PM (Aif/5)

58 Dear God, do NOT google this poor sap. Those teeth have gnawed on human.bones. I guarantee it

Posted by: Lauren at August 02, 2013 08:12 PM (ELdpj)

59 What makes this such a perfect illustration of the liberal mindset is
that the dope doesn't fell a need to even hint at a causal mechanism.
Conservatives made Detroit fail by wanting it to.


Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at August 02, 2013 08:11 PM (tqHgG)



It's because of White Flight and then Unbridled Capitalism and a Refusal to Prioritize Social Matters.



Why, yes, I am kind of just randomly throwing out Leftist canards, why do you ask?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:13 PM (Gk3SS)

60 "Is it pure coincidence that these two landmark cities, known around the world as fountainheads of the most vibrant and creative aspects of American culture, have become our two direst examples of urban failure and collapse? If so, it’s an awfully strange one."


-----

Is it pure coincidence that whenever liberals don't have to work for their votes, whenever their constituents let them indulge in their worst excesses without risk of being voted out, their cities and states collapse? If so, it's an awfully strange one.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 02, 2013 08:13 PM (UvR6d)

61 That was worth delaying the fillup of my GT to read. I bet this Andrew O'Hehir guy is never going to have heart trouble.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:13 PM (mHjMr)

62 MWR, we should let the nice fellows at Gitmo give a review of his writings. Since they seem to like Fifty Shades of Gray they may approve of his scribbles.

But I feel they would instead conclude if Mark Twain had tried to read this, "Feller is proud of his fancy words, too bad he don't have a fancy brain to go with them."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 08:13 PM (ZLyB4)

63 I'm starting to root for Putin. At least he believes in his country.

Posted by: T.
----------------------------

I think Putin believes in Putin.

Unfortunately, so does the sap we're stuck with.

Only difference is, Putin actually has balls.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 02, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

64
sometimes when you hear the dog whistle, you're the dog

Posted by: thunderb at August 02, 2013 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

65 Can't wait to see O'Hehir's review of Sharknado.


I predict that the phrase "disturbing undertones of a virulent anti-Islamic hatred" will find its way into the first draft.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2013 08:15 PM (8ZskC)

66 Also racism. Vagina



and the MIDDLE CLASS

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at August 02, 2013 08:16 PM (uZdms)

67 I washed a horse's cock today. True story. Sadly.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:16 PM (ZshNr)

68 Secretariat had ginormous tecticals, why didn't he mention THAT in the review?

Posted by: Guido 'who had to confess to ordering 1000 rnds of 9mm befiore it shows up' at August 02, 2013 08:16 PM (A96MH)

69 >>As a ninth-generation descendant of Abigail Faulkner...

I mentioned a couple months ago that we found out THREE of my ancestors were accused of witchcraft in Salem and Boston.

Just wanted to update y'all that no, my husband has not stopped laughing yet.

And yes, he is recovering from being turned into a newt.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 02, 2013 08:17 PM (SUKHu)

70 Salon, The Onion...what's the difference? Actually he'd probably have a bigger following at The Onion.

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2013 08:17 PM (K7xnX)

71 The Salon piece caused me to hurl.



Team America Hurl. I hurled up dinner from my tech school graduation night. Twenty-five years ago. That is how far back in time the hurlage goes.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at August 02, 2013 08:17 PM (ial2b)

72 I'm starting to root for Putin. At least he believes in his country.
Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 08:12 PM (eATxx

seriously, how bad is that? I feel the same way holy shit...

Posted by: spypeach at August 02, 2013 08:17 PM (0n1+D)

73 Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 02, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

Putin believes to be a Great Leader, you make your country Great...

Obama believes that America is evil... and so must be torn down...

WAYYY different...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:18 PM (lZBBB)

74 Lamont! You big dummy.

Posted by: Bigby's Rope-a-Dope at August 02, 2013 08:18 PM (aNLoU)

75 Shit, sounds like this Ohehir guy's one step away from discovering Cheney's Hurricane Device.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2013 08:18 PM (z+ufO)

76 I don't know if "Rightwing Engineering" is the correct target here, but it would not be unfair to say that the 14th and 19th Amendments were a significant factor in Detroit's failure, that and Coleman Young, mostly Coleman Young.

Posted by: Obamao at August 02, 2013 08:18 PM (e+pdj)

77 Jesus H. These are the people that sell the masses on how they NEED the government to save them from all the evils that lurk around the corner. They are supposed to be the solution.

He sees the results. He notes that the cities that dive in head first into the dogma seem to collapse. He sees that, and then hen his conclusion is that this is because everyone else is conspiring against them to make them look bad.

First rate analysis from the "fact based community".

Posted by: Dave S. at August 02, 2013 08:19 PM (UvR6d)

78 >>> I washed a horse's cock today. True story

Did he put a hoof to his ear and mouth "Call me"?

Posted by: fluffy at August 02, 2013 08:19 PM (y0ipf)

79 OK...I'm ready to come clean, because clearly they are getting close to the truth.


I engineered Hurricane Katrina to demonstrate the incompetence of local government.

I had help but I'm not naming names.

I knew a certain race was incapable of running local government. I wanted to prove it, so I conjured up the storm.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:19 PM (GY+dx)

80 Ya know, my sister is a writer and posts shit at Salon. She loved Secretariat and gave us the DVD years ago.

I wonder, being as how she's a raving Obamabot loon, if she reads that shit and questions herself?

I keep praying for a miracle, but she loves Joan Walsh more than she does me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:19 PM (lVPtV)

81 Holy shit. Holy shit it's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

82 >> I washed a horse's cock today. True story
<<



How did you know when it was clean enough?




He asked innocently.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:20 PM (mHjMr)

83 He politely looked away. Thank Goodness for good breeding. Harumph.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:21 PM (ZshNr)

84 You guys! You guys! I've got it!


It's the same group of secret white cops shooting everyone in Chicago who ruined Detroit.


Serious you guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:21 PM (Gk3SS)

85 Have fun everyone. Dinner is served and I am going to watch Porco Rosso again.

"Better a pig than a fascist."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 08:21 PM (ZLyB4)

86 I artificially deflated the real estate market in Detroit.

I don't like seeing black folks make a profit.

There, I finally admitted it.

Feels good, feels right.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:21 PM (GY+dx)

87 Cock washing and snatch washing is a normal part of the 'bidness when ya have horses. Geeze. It just is. They can't do it da fuck themselves yanno?

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (fM4kr)

88 Does he explain the exact method by which The Right, and specifically a fictional character from a 1920s novel, plus Sean Hannity, destroyed Detroit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (z+ufO)

89 I was like "wow", that post is long, then I started reading it and it sucked me in. Very well done.
I hope and pray that ace can find more of this idiot's reviews and and then proceed to donkey-punch them every Friday, to start the weekend on a high note.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (v1mq9)

90 How many movie reviews was that?

Posted by: iNC Ref at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (uKl/W)

91 79 OK...I'm ready to come clean, because clearly they are getting close to the truth.


I engineered Hurricane Katrina to demonstrate the incompetence of local government.

I had help but I'm not naming names.

I knew a certain race was incapable of running local government. I wanted to prove it, so I conjured up the storm.
Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:19 PM (GY+dx)

----

Don't lie. We all know Katrina was triggered by a Peruvian volcano.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (UvR6d)

92
Now you know what happens when a retard drops acid.

Posted by: Guido 'who thinks small tecticlas is just a technicality' at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (A96MH)

93 Does he explain the exact method by which The Right,
and specifically a fictional character from a 1920s novel, plus Sean
Hannity, destroyed Detroit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (z+ufO)



Magick.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (Gk3SS)

94 >>Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (fM4kr)<<



I believe Ace prefers to use the word snootch.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (mHjMr)

95
I had an instructor in college who was a big fan of Jung. She taught a class on Shakespeare. For fun, she delivered a Jungian analysis of MacBeth that "proved" that Lady MacBeth didn't really exist.

Her analysis made a lot more sense than this guy's rantings...

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (UWFpX)

96 Did this guy ever see the movie War Horse?

It was racist.

And reactionary. Obviously.

And don't even get me started on that 70's classic, Count Blackula. It, too, was racist in a kind of reactionary almost-too-racist kind of crypto-racist way. I bet Hannity saw it.

Posted by: Phinn at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (CkTxc)

97 87 Cock washing and snatch washing is a normal part of the 'bidness when ya have horses. Geeze. It just is. They can't do it da fuck themselves yanno?


Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (fM4kr)


Yeah..... at least that's what we have YOU convinced of.... NEIIGHGGGHHHHH

Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (lZBBB)

98 Now we know where erg gets his insights into movies.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (z+ufO)

99 I have to wonder if O'hehir has any clue how much we're laughing at him? Probably not; the concept of 'clue' does not seem to be any part of his existence.

Posted by: An Observation at August 02, 2013 08:24 PM (ylhEn)

100 So THIS is the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy's latest victim. Detroit.


*shakes fist at sky* Curse you, VRWC! You and your evil mindthoughts and failure rays!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:24 PM (CA2NO)

101 Serious you guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:21 PM (Gk3SS)




No, no. It's George Bush and his evil minions!!!!11!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)

102 *shakes fist at sky* Curse you, VRWC! You and your evil mindthoughts and failure rays!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:24 PM (CA2NO)


Hopefully you didn't see another spider on the ceiling.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (kGpt+)

103 "I am so totally not kidding"


heh. These people all sound the same

Posted by: Carlos Pud, aka "The Nail-gun" at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (omBWL)

104 I...

I set the sharks loose on Canal Street during Hurricane Katrina.


Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (GY+dx)

105 Well, yeah, I'm not saying he tricked me into it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (ZshNr)

106 >>> Cock washing and snatch washing is a normal part of the 'bidness when ya have horses...They can't do it da fuck themselves

What do wild horses do?

This isn't the first time I have read about washing horse dick, but if someone lobs one in there, I have to take a swing.

Posted by: fluffy at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (y0ipf)

107
For the record, me being in the racehorse business and all, Pancho Martin's first name was Frank. He was Cuban, and he was a great man.
Fuck this piece of pseudo-shit. Real shit is embarrassed for him.

Posted by: dr kill at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (BTguA)

108 88 Does he explain the exact method by which The Right, and specifically a fictional character from a 1920s novel, plus Sean Hannity, destroyed Detroit?Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (z+ufO) What part wasn't clear enough for you?

Posted by: Chris Mathews at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (A96MH)

109 Funny, I live in Savannah, GA, which has been run by increasingly stupid city government officials over the last few years, most of whom have been black. I'm moving to Atlanta soon, also run mostly by black officials. Neither city has: a) flooded, or b) been turned into an apocalyptic waste land by kleptocratic morons. Both are considered black cultural centers, Atlanta particularly so. Gee, we white folks must have missed these two towns.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM (WYOrt)

110 Hopefully you didn't see another spider on the ceiling.
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (kGpt+)



*HIDES UNDER BLANKETS*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM (CA2NO)

111 >>Hopefully you didn't see another spider on the ceiling.


Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (kGpt+)<<



I am like a chameleon. You never really know where I am.



Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM (mHjMr)

112 The breadth and depth of liberal cognitive dissonance never fails to astound.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM (Dwehj)

113 Brown bags are racist!
Movie based on real events about race horses are racist!
Movie based on real events about a high school football star are racist!
That way you're breathing as you read this blog is racist!


Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (xvolr)

114
Ha! My new favorite thing. Ace reviews movie reviewers.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (9va9i)

115 Liberals looooove to play the Absolute Moral Authority Via Coincidence of Birth Card.

I lost count of how many orange shirted scrunts began their defense of child slaughter with "As a 7th generation Texan and greatX8 granddaughter of James Bowie..."

Posted by: Lauren at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (ELdpj)

116 I assume wild horses suffer serious skin problems, insect infestations and infection. Unless they're wild ponies who can take a saltwater bath everyday on the Outer Banks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (ZshNr)

117 Hey AtC, guess what movie the wife picked to watch?


One word hint: TRIBUTE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)

118 OK.... Serious you guys..... how the hell do I join the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy???

I've been looking for YEARS...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (lZBBB)

119 9 Detroit Failed Because Right Wingers Engineered It To Fail

Yep, we invented math. Shame on us!
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2013 08:00 PM (FcR7P)

But I have been told the Muslims invented math.

Racist.

/s

Posted by: Golfman in NC at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (Es9dD)

120 I caused the Earthquake in Haiti...

...that country's overrun with blacks.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (GY+dx)

121 Two words: Joan Walsh.

There is no world conceivable to modern science in which a site or publication run by Walsh would not be predominated by stupidity of the most venal order.

Posted by: Adjoran at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (473jB)

122 94
>>Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (fM4kr)<<



I believe Ace prefers to use the word snootch.


Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (mHjMr)

Fine! Snootch, snatch, whatever! Same fucking diff.

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (fM4kr)

123 98 Now we know where erg gets his insights into movies.

I think O'Hehir may be erg.

Posted by: Phinn at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (CkTxc)

124 Sharing the same country as these millions of demented leftists is worse than a wretched marriage. With marriage you can always get a bitter divorce which merely costs several years of suffering tormented fantasy.

With leftists, it is always projection, projection. projection, accusing others of precisely what they do and intend to do.

But the low information folks, the bystanders, can't make out who is telling the truth and who is the demented accuser.

And we non-leftists who are alive now have nothing but worse to see.

Even the local police departments nationwide have become idiotic bastions of the leftist mentality, constantly flashing puerile authority and picking on the easy targets with the secure knowledge of no price to pay, and plenty of deeply effective malign propaganda having pre-made their targets indefensible.

I am with Ann Coulter (I believe). Turner Classic movies are the only way to stay sane, plus the 40's channel on Sirius.

Posted by: Tonawanda at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (GeFHE)

125 I admit it! I cannot tell a lie! Twas I who called the cops on Henry Louis Gates! Me! Me! All Me! BWA HA HAHA! Because I'm an evil racist white bigot homophobic misogynist, and I'd DO IT AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAAAA! BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (CA2NO)

126 Hey AtC, guess what movie the wife picked to watch?





One word hint: TRIBUTE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)



Team. Peeta.


He's so too good for her.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (Gk3SS)

127 And don't even get me started on that 70's classic, Count Blackula.

I thought Boo Berry was better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (MkZzi)

128 What does it matter? The right wing utopia of Peruvia will soon own 60,000% percent of everything and will force all of us to burn crosses at abortion parlors. And kill the white abortionists killing black babies. Because they're not being mean enough? Wait. I forgot how this works. Line?

Oh yeah.

RASCIST!!!!!!,,!,!

Posted by: Sargent Fuck at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (hemD9)

129 60>> Nicely restated Dave S.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 02, 2013 08:29 PM (93RDb)

130 Both are considered black cultural centers, Atlanta particularly so. Gee, we white folks must have missed these two towns. Posted by: UGAdawg at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM (WYOrt) -----------------------------------------We are working on it from our mansions andour horse ranches.

Posted by: Chris Mathews at August 02, 2013 08:29 PM (A96MH)

131 Team. Peeta.


He's so too good for her.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (Gk3SS)



Katniss.

Cause hawt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)

132 Yeah..... at least that's what we have YOU convinced of.... NEIIGHGGGHHHHH

Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 02, 2013 08:23 PM (lZBBB)

Lol! Indeed, heh.

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:29 PM (fM4kr)

133 Canada was my idea.

Ask yourself...when was the last time you saw a Black Canadian?

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:30 PM (GY+dx)

134 You know it's bad when you've accepted the fact that you will be sick tomorrow as you sip the next glass of wine.

Evening everyone, missed you the last week or so, I've been busy with family stuff. Glad to see that everyone still has big balls and smiles

Posted by: spypeach at August 02, 2013 08:30 PM (0n1+D)

135 Fine! Snootch, snatch, whatever! Same fucking diff dicking muff.
That was a typo I fixed, wasn't it???

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:31 PM (BQ10H)

136 "*HIDES UNDER BLANKETS*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM"


Well....that escalated quickly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 08:31 PM (kSJg9)

137 Don't forget to dig out that bean, lincoln. Latex gloves are a good idea too.

Posted by: dr kill at August 02, 2013 08:31 PM (BTguA)

138 Now I want to see this guy's review of Sea Biscuit, - the one with the drunken Irish, one-eyed, back-alley pugilist jockey.

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2013 08:31 PM (K7xnX)

139 a Black Canadian?


Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:30 PM (GY+dx)


google "Toronto"

Posted by: Carlos Pud, aka at August 02, 2013 08:31 PM (omBWL)

140 Ask yourself...when was the last time you saw a Black Canadian?

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:30 PM (GY+dx)

Last time I was in Canada.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (kGpt+)

141 Fine! Snootch, snatch, whatever! Same fucking diff.
Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (fM4kr) ------------------------------------------I did not know that...that's why I come here.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (A96MH)

142 You know, I wonder sometimes why our recurring doofus troll occam calls itself occam, considering everyone on his/her/its side of the political spectrum does everything in their power to mutilate the concept of Occam's Razor. You'd think s/h/it would get sick of being abused so brutally by his/her/it's own side. But show me a leftwing nut job and I'll show you a pain slut.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (CA2NO)

143 Father, did you eat the cheese?

Posted by: Andrew O'Hehir, Jr. at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (6xhLc)

144 I bet this Andrew O'Hehir guy is never going to have heart trouble.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:13 PM (mHjMr)

Can pretty well guarantee he isn't troubled by headaches at least.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (13+Ua)

145
Wait...

How do we know that it wasn't really the spiders that destroyed Detroit?

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (UWFpX)

146 Neigh means neigh.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (BQ10H)

147 I love this douche's passive racial stereotyping of Malaysians. It's just "whatevs, you know how them exotic Asians are all about chillin with Buddha and excelling at math, we could learn a lot from them."

Posted by: wooga at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (j++7+)

148
This is exactly what one would think if one believed that Marxism was the Universal elixir -- the magic cure-all for everything...poverty, crime, drought, famine, floods, war, hurricanes, and cancer.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (KwX0v)

149 Katniss.



Cause hawt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)



I actually think Katniss is a great character because she isn't lovable and she is the person she would have to be to survive. Peeta's still too good for her.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (Gk3SS)

150 >>How do we know that it wasn't really the spiders that destroyed Detroit?


Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM (UWFpX)<<

Hold on there sparky. Never been there.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (mHjMr)

151 I only read the first 10 pages... So, did someone impale themselves on a statuette of an African fertility god while also choking hinself? Cuz, that seemed to be where the story was headed.

Posted by: Pissed Off Bert at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (bUmSq)

152 What I find works best for me is feeding him apple slices while my Lackey does his intimate parts. Alas, the lackey was unavailable today. I became the lackey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (ZshNr)

153 The Black Horse and Rope Scenario is pretty convincing pictorial evidence.
....but when you deliberately conceal the Horse's Ass behind this whole thing it's just the usual leftist shading....

.....is shading racist?

Posted by: ontherocks at August 02, 2013 08:34 PM (rJH4F)

154 "How do we know that it wasn't really the spiders that destroyed Detroit?


Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:32 PM"

Look at Cincinnati...Just sayin' *urp*

Posted by: The Cockroach at August 02, 2013 08:34 PM (kSJg9)

155 "Occam" is a zebra?
Who washes his dick?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:34 PM (BQ10H)

156 I actually think Katniss is a great character because she isn't lovable and she is the person she would have to be to survive. Peeta's still too good for her.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:33 PM (Gk3SS)



I have actually only read the first book, so shhhh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)

157
141 Fine! Snootch, snatch, whatever! Same fucking diff.
Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:28 PM (fM4kr)

====================================

I'm trying to remember what they call it in Peruvia.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (A96MH)

158 Yeah I bet if I told Allen West, Ben Carson, and Larry Elder, here's Detroit do whatever the hell you want with it, things would be fixed pretty quickly.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (b9K4P)

159 Does this lackey have a job title?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (mHjMr)

160 Ok without reading every comment, was the movie The Conjuring about Ed and Lorraine Warren? They were paranormal experts in the 70's. saw them in person when I was a teenager. They scared the shit out of me and my sister.

Posted by: Jaimie at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (nFmZ1)

161 I have actually only read the first book, so shhhh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)



I must say, the sudden appearance of Ewoks in the second book was a bit startling.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)

162 159 Does this lackey have a job title?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (mHjMr)



Yup. House Bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)

163 Your instincts are right, BCochran, more then you know,

Posted by: john smallberry at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (Jsiw/)

164 After the revolution, the beatings will continue until the stupid improves.

Posted by: Conserative Crank at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (sQ0LB)

165 Does this lackey have a job title?
Gentleman Usher of the Pink Rod.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (BQ10H)

166 Dude cut down the cherry tree.

Posted by: George says these pretzels are making me thirsty at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (bUmSq)

167 The lackey is essentially my boss, but the power dynamic shifts depending on task. It's an odd but congenial arrangement.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (ZshNr)

168 I must say, the sudden appearance of Ewoks in the second book was a bit startling.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)




Hahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)

169 newer (not the 70's) bad, fun movies-- I give you Undercover Brother. Start drinking now!

Posted by: tibet, etc. at August 02, 2013 08:36 PM (eYcLs)

170 I've been deliberately re-wording the SAT questions for decades to keep blacks out of the middle class.

ex: If Tony has four jars of mayonnaise...

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:37 PM (GY+dx)

171 Does anyone besides me suspect that Andrew O'Hehir needs a GPS to find his way home from his neighbor's house?

Yet someone actually pays him to crayon this shit, and cretins who read it believe there's profound insights in his rubber room doodlings

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2013 08:37 PM (/9IC1)

172 I pop major wood for Whoopi.

Posted by: Andrew O'Behar at August 02, 2013 08:37 PM (Dwehj)

173 perhaps "forger of pink steel"?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:37 PM (mHjMr)

174 please tell me this fucking guy wrote a 'Pacific Rim' review..

Posted by: UnkleFabio at August 02, 2013 08:38 PM (zuR/H)

175 My review of the review is that Ace was positively brilliant. Five stars for a thoroughly enjoyable read. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Sharon at August 02, 2013 08:38 PM (DtEq4)

176 106
>>> Cock washing and snatch washing is a normal part of the
'bidness when ya have horses...They can't do it da fuck themselves



What do wild horses do?



This isn't the first time I have read about washing horse dick, but if someone lobs one in there, I have to take a swing.

Posted by: fluffy at August 02, 2013 08:25 PM (y0ipf)

I don't consider that a swing at all, fluffster. Wild horses will find water and will splash to wash themselves. Horses confined or that have no immediate water will just trudge on the best they can. But if you have ever ridden a horse that hasn't washed itself, or been washed for a long time?...They will take you into the pond whether you want to go or not. Haha! Been there a few times. They pretty much like to be clean. Rolling in the dirt is a cleansing feeling for them, but they will find a pond, tank, river or lake to clean themselves.

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:38 PM (fM4kr)

177 "By the way, we also deliberately engineered the flooding of New Orleans."

Via substandard levee work performed during... the Clinton administration.

Is there no limit to the cunning of the vast right-wing conspiracy?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2013 08:38 PM (gqT4g)

178 maybe "equine fluffer"?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:38 PM (mHjMr)

179 There goes ace, punching down again.

Posted by: Baker standing at the top of the stairs at August 02, 2013 08:38 PM (cRPJq)

180 I have to break the list up because Pixy:

African-American, anti-authoritarian, old-fashioned, meta-ness, ghost-hunters
And right-wing, hoodie-wearing, old-school, mumbo-jumbo, spoiler-hood
And Judeo-Christian, hard-right, family-values, ninth-generation, off-screen
And flat-footed, half-hilarious, master-race, pop-historical, self-reliance
And stick-to-it-iveness, honey-dipped, strong-willed, independent-minded
And classed-up, left-wing, right-thinking, post-Civil, horse-farm
And lily-white, voice-over, terrorist-flavored, neck-and-neck, African-American

Anyone notice a pattern? The pinhead wrote that schlock on a dare. Maybe he writes all his stuff on a dare, but c'mon... he even ran out of hyphenated words and invented a few. There must've been an over/under side bet.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (eHIJJ)

181 Just got off Skype with son.

Let me just say I hope the NSA wasn't listening in. He's "displeased" with his CiC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (lVPtV)

182 After reading O'Hehir's piece, I now know what Meghan McCain will write like after another 10 years of drug and alcohol abuse

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (/9IC1)

183 It was all my fault! I got drunk at a concert and said the "n" word and it caused Detroit to fail.

Posted by: Riley Cooper at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (Aif/5)

184 <<Last time I was in Canada.

Posted by: Vendette>>

Thanks Debbie!

WAH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

(you must be a hoot at parties)

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (GY+dx)

185
OK.... Serious you guys..... how the hell do I join the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy???

I've been looking for YEARS...
-------------

Sorry. We have to keep a few right-wingers in the dark. Otherwise it wouldn't really be a conspiracy.

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (UWFpX)

186 It's an illustration of the pathological need the leftists have to include at least some zinger or sucker punch against the right in everything.To him the fact they didn't put in a snide remark about Watergate or Vietnam makes the filmakers right wingers.Think about all the movies you've seen where such a zinger hits you out of nowhere.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (9XBK2)

187 More of that 'transgressive' horseshit we were talking about the other day. Lefty bohemians race to spin the most far-out, extravagant horseshit because the more far out it is, the more and further it transgresses Western Culture (THAT'S YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, MAN!!!!) the *more*brilliant*it*is!!!!

Marx, Queer Theory, Animal Rights, Critical (Blank) Theory, Feminism, eugenics, Gaia-ism....they're all just half-baked shit they pin their stars on because it's lunacy (ie, shedding of bourgeois Western Cultural Values the most) gives it credibility to their pathetic, reactionary, self-centered baby-like minds. And they'll institute it, firmly convinced of that credibility despite the absolute lack of evidence or odds that it's going to be anything else than a horrific failure.

Posted by: zsasz at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (MMC8r)

188
pink steel


Self-titled album of gay Judas Priest Tribute band.

Posted by: Breaking the Law at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (bUmSq)

189 No. Ancient Africans invented math but the knowledge was stolen by whites.
xxx

OMG. Honest to God, I work with an "African American" who will go on an on about "Alkebelon" and their ancient civilization which was vastly superior to Europe. Also perhaps Atlantis.


Posted by: shibumi at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (25HWz)

190
I don't think Ace should leave us this weekend. He should stay with us. Anyone disagree?

Posted by: Waldo at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (tCBZk)

191
Don't believe me?

Test it out. Name any problem in the world and you'll be able to apply a Marxist solution already proposed by the Left. For instance, how do you stimulate the economy? By raising taxes on the "rich"!

How do you reduce unemployment? By spending more money!

How do you stop terrorism? By limiting freedom.

How do you improve education? With more union teachers!

Get the ideer?

You and I call these ideas cockamamie and absurd, the Left calls them progress.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (+oin+)

192 Greg Gutfield, subbing for OReilly tonight, just said that he "is one-fifth Ewok".

Posted by: wheatie at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (weSmW)

193 You gotta fight a few Glass Joe's to hone your skills for Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (UvR6d)

194 Ok without reading every comment, was the movie The
Conjuring about Ed and Lorraine Warren? They were paranormal experts in
the 70's. saw them in person when I was a teenager. They scared the
shit out of me and my sister.

Posted by: Jaimie at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (nFmZ1)



Yup. Patrick Wilson is carving out a nice career for himself in mid-brow horror. I'd love to know how much he's making off gross point deals. I'm going with a fuckton.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (Gk3SS)

195 (you must be a hoot at parties)

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (GY+dx)


Catch me at the right time, and it's possible.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (kGpt+)

196 You know what else is racist? Hurricane names! Why don't they ever name them Beyonce or LaQuisha, huh?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (xvolr)

197 one of the 'racist' questions taken out of the SATs was to pick the two words with the same relationship to each other as 'yacht..........regatta'


The fact that almost no one between the coasts has seen a regatta matters not

Posted by: Ronny the Red-Nosed Reindeer at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (omBWL)

198 Let me just say I hope the NSA wasn't listening in. He's "displeased" with his CiC.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM (lVPtV)


Picking my boy up at the Airport tomorrow... then a Road Trip to Denver... so sometime next week.... I'll give a bit of inside Navy poop.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (lZBBB)

199 192
Greg Gutfield, subbing for OReilly tonight, just said that he "is one-fifth Ewok".




I heard that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (lVPtV)

200 Jessie Jackson's Secretary?

My idea.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (GY+dx)

201 Neigh means neigh.

Hay! I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (QS/wt)

202 I can promise you that if the conservatives all moved to Mars and left the liberals here to wallow in the pigsty of their own making - they would find a way to somehow blame us for their own idiotic disasters.


That being the case we ought to point out that the real cause of Detroit's collapse is all the well right wing Centaurians in the Alpha Centauri system. Even though conservatives were virtually non existent and powerless in both New Orleans and Detroit - so awesome are we that we can cause noble liberal experiments to fail just by ignoring them completely.

Posted by: An Observation at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (ylhEn)

203 We was buildin empires while dem savages couldn't speak. We was philophesing while dem fools were in huts!

Posted by: The Rev Al at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (Aif/5)

204 Also, this douchebags review now makes me really want to see The Conjuring even more. I was just wanted to see it for the horror; now I can also enjoy the right wing Christian marriage liberal hatin' stuff too. Bonus!

Posted by: shibumi at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (25HWz)

205
Greg Gutfield, subbing for OReilly tonight, just said that he "is one-fifth Ewok".
---------------

You know...

If George Lucas ever finds out what we've done to his ewoks, I wonder how he'll react?


Posted by: junior at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM (UWFpX)

206 So lemme get this straight...

We have a city that declared bankruptcy in 2013. A city which since 1964:

Has had NO republican mayors...
Of 33 City council members elected since 1964... only 3 of them were Republicans (there was a 4th but he didn't run as a Republican when he was elected).

On top of that: since 1974 All of those Mayors were black.
On top of that: the city council members elected sine 1964 have also been overwhelmingly Black.
On top of that: the city has 9 different tax rates extending favorable ones to preferred corporations.

The city has been ruled over and ruled by Democrats since 1964... and Black Democrats since 1974... and yet they're all blaming White Capitalist Republicans.

Repeat after me: let it burn. No matter what we do to help them or improve the system they will blame all of the downfalls on us. Let's not help them anymore.

Posted by: chaz at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (sSNkG)

207 196
You know what else is racist? Hurricane names! Why don't they ever name them Beyonce or LaQuisha, huh?


Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (xvolr)


That's retarded, sirrrr. Did you miss Tropical Storm Barry?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (lVPtV)

208 You and I call these ideas cockamamie and absurd, the Left calls them progress.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM (+oin+)


Uhhh.... how do you have LESS Ethnic voters?

Abortion?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (lZBBB)

209 I have the best job in the VRWC .
I procure the hookers we use to entrap minority politicians in the classic " hookers and blow" sting .

Man the stories we tell around the office .
Good times .

Posted by: awkward davies at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (WK8VM)

210 <<Catch me at the right time, and it's possible.

Posted by: Vendette>>

Based on your Downer response, I seriously doubt that.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (GY+dx)

211 "...... I began to wonder whether the movie theater were on fire. Or my head.".....

It's your head....and your ass may be catching.

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (ZNQKl)

212



wait

does this mean Guttfield is admitting he had a little Ewok in him?

not that there's anything wrong with that, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: thunderb at August 02, 2013 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

213 Too long : Didn't read 'cuz I was laughing too hard by the middle of it.

Ace is on fire!

Posted by: Beyond the Beyond at August 02, 2013 08:43 PM (wKGgB)

214
How do you prevent hurricanes?

With a carbon tax!

Karl Marx really knew his shit.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (Y4TdB)

215
wait

does this mean Guttfield is admitting he had a little Ewok in him?

not that there's anything wrong with that, IYKWIMAITTYD




Hope ace hasn't been sexting him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (lVPtV)

216 206 Yeah but you see it was all the negative,hateful thought waves of the white right that brought the city down.Concentrated evil made them fail.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (9XBK2)

217 I convinced Dave Chapelle to quit.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (GY+dx)

218 196
You know what else is racist? Hurricane names! Why don't they ever name them Beyonce or LaQuisha, huh?
xxx

My cousin used to work for Blue Cross, and year ago, before the "african name" thing became popular, she told me about kids named "Placenta."

Yep.

"Placenta."

I totally believe it because she is not creative enough to make that up.

Posted by: shibumi at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (25HWz)

219 205

Considering the Ewoks are Lucas' version of Spinal Tap's Stonehenge, he would be on thin ground.

Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (eATxx)

220 How do you know the horse wang is clean enough? From the taste

Posted by: Catherine II at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (lbY8c)

221 As centers of African-American cultural and political power and
engines of a worldwide multiracial pop culture that was egalitarian,
hedonistic and anti-authoritarian, these cities posed a psychic threat
to the most reactionary and racist strains in American life.


Did that moron just praise hedonism?

The philosophy that pleasure is the only intrinsic good?

GAH!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (9PrpA)

222 "Detroit Failed due to Sean Hannity's Hatred of Motown and Corrupt Incompetent hacks, but mainly because Sean Hannity is Racist

Posted by: Slate Channels Ace at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (/9IC1)

223 And the best part is that we hide all of this racism in plain sight, but make it just subtle enough so that most don't even believe it's there!

Posted by: Keyser Soze at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (xvolr)

224 Atlantis capsized cuzso many crackers rapin' and stealin' made it capsize.

Posted by: Hank at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (bUmSq)

225 Gutfeld is a tiny little dude.I think he is like 5'4 and built petite too.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (9XBK2)

226 Dear Fox:

Please send O'Reilly to cover what's left of the war in Afghanistan and give his slot to Gutfeld.

Thanks!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (lVPtV)

227 Oy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (Iyg03)

228 "I've been deliberately re-wording the SAT questions for decades to keep blacks out of the middle class. ex: If Tony has four jars of mayonnaise..."

A couple of years ago, I was reading one of those lefty screeds which suggest that blacks would routinely top the charts on standardized tests, were it not for Teh Racism subtly undermining their attempts at every turn.

The example they gave was an SAT question which mentioned trees.

After all, urban blacks never will have never seen trees even once in their lives, or even have read about trees, and it's thus grossly biased to mention trees on the test.

Not to mention... that trees have negative psychohistorical associations for blacks due to the fact that trees were used in lynchings.

These sorts of arguments are actually seriously advanced by people with doctorates in education.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (gqT4g)

229 All white cast of Lord of the Rings?

My idea.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (GY+dx)

230 I know I'd regret it, but for some reason I really want to read O'Hehir's review of Planet of the Apes.

The original, reactionary one, of course.

Posted by: Phinn at August 02, 2013 08:46 PM (y3XdH)

231 So let me get this straight, this 'guy' is basically saying that 'a cigar can/should never be just a cigar', yet I'm sure he certainly is quite quick to say that the Clinton Impeachment was just sex.

Posted by: phreshone at August 02, 2013 08:46 PM (Pr6hk)

232 Based on your Downer response, I seriously doubt that.


Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:42 PM (GY+dx)



As someone who has had the pleasure of Vendette's company in a social setting, I can assure you, to near ontological certainty, that I would rather be stuck in a drainpipe with her whilst spiders crawl all over me than to be sipping champagne whilst having a steak dinner with you.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:46 PM (Gk3SS)

233 I made the island of Guam susceptible to capsizing.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:46 PM (GY+dx)

234 gotta say, I am not a fan but I liked OReillys race card rants lately

Posted by: thunderb at August 02, 2013 08:46 PM (zOTsN)

235 I keep reading O'Hehir as Oh, Hey There!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:46 PM (lVPtV)

236 Greg Gutfeld said he is one-fifth Ewok.

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (f3TzI)

237 >>"Placenta."

I remember seeing a newspaper article that quoted a woman named "Aquanetta". For reals.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (xvolr)

238
205...You know...


If George Lucas ever finds out what we've done to his ewoks, I wonder how he'll react?


I doubt that he cares...he sold the whole thing to the evil Mouse Empire.

Posted by: wheatie at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (weSmW)

239
The Palestinians, the losers of the Muslim world, would be happy and thriving if it weren't for the existence of Israel.

Just like how there would be utopias all over the world if it weren't for the Right screwing it all up.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (vzLhi)

240 My cousin used to work for Blue Cross, and year ago, before the "african name" thing became popular, she told me about kids named "Placenta."

According to articles on the internet, which never lie by the way, the name Khaleesi is now seen for the first time ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (Wk9TK)

241 Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2013 08:45 PM (gqT4g)


And besides... Tarzan SWUNG from Trees... and he was WHITE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (lZBBB)

242 Me too. Totes. We could talk hockey too.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (mHjMr)

243 Ok, Flaming Entrance is pretty fucking awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (GEICT)

244 88 Does he explain the exact method by which The Right, and specifically a fictional character from a 1920s novel, plus Sean Hannity, destroyed Detroit?
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (z+ufO)

it's like you know...that Reichwing Engineering stuff....and math...and shut up.

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2013 08:48 PM (ga+7c)

245 I'd love to read this douche's for real review of Sharknado.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:48 PM (lVPtV)

246 I doubt that he cares...he sold the whole thing to the evil Mouse Empire.


Posted by: wheatie at August 02, 2013 08:47 PM (weSmW)

Yes... he did.... so watch your step...

Posted by: Disney Legal Dept. at August 02, 2013 08:48 PM (lZBBB)

247 "203
We was buildin empires while dem savages couldn't speak. We was philophesing while dem fools were in huts!

Posted by: The Rev Al at August 02, 2013 08:41 PM"


To quote the great P.J. O'Rourke, 'Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.'

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 08:48 PM (kSJg9)

248 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 08:26 PM (CA2NO)

*slides Mossberg 590 loaded with flechette rounds across the table*

Good for face spiders, clowns and boxed emus (emus by personal experience).


Also, there are .50 API rounds available from time to time in a 12 gauge package for Ravage problems.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at August 02, 2013 08:48 PM (ial2b)

249 <<As someone who has had the pleasure of Vendette's company in a social
setting, I can assure you, to near ontological certainty, that I would
rather be stuck in a drainpipe with her whilst spiders crawl all over me
than to be sipping champagne whilst having a steak dinner with you.>>

Cool...don't be looking for an invite any time soon...or ever...

...and who asked you what, exactly?

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:49 PM (GY+dx)

250
226 Dear Fox:


Please send O'Reilly to cover what's left of the war in Afghanistan and give his slot to Gutfeld.


Thanks!


Seconded, Jane.
That would be great.

Posted by: wheatie at August 02, 2013 08:49 PM (weSmW)

251 I used to beat up O'Hehir everyday, and steal his milk money.

Posted by: Mrs. Waxman-O'Hehir at August 02, 2013 08:49 PM (bUmSq)

252 Oh...oh my.


*pops popcorn*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:50 PM (GEICT)

253 Shots fired shots fired.

Posted by: Adam at August 02, 2013 08:50 PM (Aif/5)

254 Pass some over here BC.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:50 PM (mHjMr)

255 Drain pipe spiders are so ghetto. Get yourself a nice knot of meadow spiders and really live it up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:50 PM (ZshNr)

256 You can't debate or reason with someone who is delusional or stupid enough to write or agree with that piece

But imagine how easy they are to con out of every last dollar they have

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2013 08:50 PM (/9IC1)

257 *passes popcorn and tequila to Muad'dib*


Here. This should be fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:51 PM (GEICT)

258 Where can I apply for that horse dick washer's job?

Posted by: SGT. Dork at August 02, 2013 08:51 PM (Dwehj)

259 Sweet! Thanks man.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:51 PM (mHjMr)

260 Considering the actual topic of the post--there is an ancedote from the late 80s or so about a meeting between Japanese and American diplomats, and the Japanese minister says "Well, at least we never destroyed one of your cities", to which a military attache in attendence says "What about Detroit?"

I suggest the left, should it wish to place blame for Detroit's current fate, may wish to look overseas. Or, better yet, at GM and the theory of planned obsolescence.

Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 08:51 PM (eATxx)

261 <<That's retarded, sirrrr. Did you miss Tropical Storm Barry?>>

That storm was a foreign storm trying to look and sound like a domestic storm.

White folk storm names were my idea.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:52 PM (GY+dx)

262 215
wait

does this mean Guttfield is admitting he had a little Ewok in him?

not that there's anything wrong with that, IYKWIMAITTYD



Hope ace hasn't been sexting him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:44 PM (lVPtV)

Nah, but he might hump Gutfeld's trash.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 08:52 PM (NEIxp)

263 Ace,

Enjoy an extra gallon of Val-U-Rite and try to forget that schmuck's idiocy.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (XvHmy)

264 OMG. Honest to God, I work with an "African
American" who will go on an on about "Alkebelon" and their ancient
civilization which was vastly superior to Europe. Also perhaps Atlantis.





Posted by: shibumi at August 02, 2013 08:40 PM

We'll wipe that smug attitude out of their head with a well placed plasma blast

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (/9IC1)

265 So I guess the production staff of Blind Side putting in a gratuitous shot at Bush didn't have the lib-left praising the movie after all.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (BQ10H)

266 Wait...leftards really talk like that? I thought all those ridiculous dystopian Disneyland keywords were just, you know, over-the-top Poe's Law-devouring parody. How was I supposed to know they are really that insane?

Posted by: Saber Alter at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (ohtdI)

267 Tropical Storm Barry was as limp-wristed and wispy as its namesake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (lVPtV)

268 Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 08:51 PM (eATxx)

K car..... and Mustang 2.... enough said...

Posted by: Disney Legal Dept. at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (lZBBB)

269 I got yer spider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSiXERe0QKE

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (ZNQKl)

270 I vividly remember being at the wheel of my swift boat that Christmas of 1968. Detroit was just ahead...George Wallace, Lester Maddox, Billy Graham, and the cast of Green Acres were on board. If we were lucky, we could send this haven of negro government with a white mayor for almost a other decade into bankruptcy by 2013. I was four years old...and white.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (WCaqs)

271 A couple of years ago, I was reading one of those lefty screeds which
suggest that blacks would routinely top the charts on standardized
tests, were it not for Teh Racism subtly undermining their attempts at
every turn.

The example they gave was an SAT question which mentioned trees.

After
all, urban blacks never will have never seen trees even once in their
lives, or even have read about trees, and it's thus grossly biased to
mention trees on the test.


My favorite example of this "hidden racism" in a standardized test is to use the word "couch". See, black people say "sofa". To use the other word is just racism, straight up.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (44jNh)

272 I blew up the Levies in New Orleans so as to kill as many black people as possible. BEYOTCHES!

Posted by: The Warcock at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (jucos)

273 Someone should tell Andrew O'Hehir that (apparently) there is an expiration date on LSD, and that he should call a Hazmat team and have them come and clean it up. And don't take any more until they do. Bad Andrew, bad Andrew.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 02, 2013 08:54 PM (yR6A1)

274
Ho. Lee. Shiite.

Remind me to NEVER piss off an Ewok.

Bravo, Wicket. Bravo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2013 08:54 PM (MBqvE)

275 This is what happens when someone forgets to lock the back door at an asylum. Lunatics sometimes escape.

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 08:54 PM (S3yfV)

276 We'll wipe that smug attitude out of their head with a well placed plasma blast

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (/9IC1)


Watch it bub....

Posted by: Kull, of Atlantis at August 02, 2013 08:54 PM (lZBBB)

277 To wit: even in the midst of a moonbat-laden university, this kind of crap seemed to be tongue-in-cheek, as if they were *ironically* chortling that right-wingers could *ever* believe that our "betters" were actually that unhinged. Someone apparently didn't get the joke?

Posted by: Saber Alter at August 02, 2013 08:55 PM (ohtdI)

278 The best part about the new orleans was devastated by levees breaking is that it completely ignores the fact the some of the hardest hit areas, St. Bernard, Biloxi, Gulfport, etc... are overwhelmingly white.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at August 02, 2013 08:55 PM (BFSiC)

279 Right Wingers have global reach too since there is no majority Black Country that is not a third world shithole.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 02, 2013 08:55 PM (F05dQ)

280 Cool...don't be looking for an invite any time soon...or ever...

...and who asked you what, exactly?


Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:49 PM (GY+dx)



You're right. I'm terribly sorry. I should never have bothered to step in and stop you from proving to all and sundry that you are a being lacking in the most basic forms of common decency and courtesy.

I mean, how dare I take umbrage when you are an insulting cur to someone who has done nothing more than to point out the fallacy of your statements.

My most humble apologies indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:55 PM (Gk3SS)

281 272
I blew up the Levies in New Orleans so as to kill as many black people as possible. BEYOTCHES!

Posted by: The Warcock at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (jucos)



*bitch-slaps the Warcock...with a red, plastic cup*

Posted by: Sean Penn at August 02, 2013 08:55 PM (lVPtV)

282 I told him to pass on the brown acid

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 08:56 PM (S3yfV)

283 You know what they make from trees, don't you? Brown paper bags.

Posted by: Sarahw at August 02, 2013 08:56 PM (LYwCh)

284 I convinced Pat Boone to record Tutti Fruiti.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 08:56 PM (GY+dx)

285 269 I got yer spider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSiXERe0QKE
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM (ZNQKl)

That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (NEIxp)

286 Muad'dib!

Shot!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

287 So now, in Seattle, you can't call someone a "citizen."

o_O I mean...no words...kill me now...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV)

288 Oh and new orleans is recovering quite nicely while St. Bernard and Arabi are still pretty much shit.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (BFSiC)

289 I knew the Levies, and they were good people. A little Jewish, but still good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (ZshNr)

290 That's the stupiditiest Stupid in the whole history of stupidityness.

I think I went to college with him.

Probably half of us went to college with him.

Usually as a professor. Liberal arts, of course.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (yoh1c)

291
Hey, watch it. Cur's ain't all bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (MBqvE)

292 I would pay good money for this guy to review porn. One can only imagine what evil symbolism can only be seen by him in these movies.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (OWjjx)

293 This popcorn tastes like semen!

Posted by: Cheesy Mac at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (bUmSq)

294 BC! Splash!



Up 50 left 100. Meat in the open. Fire for effect!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (mHjMr)

295 287 So now, in Seattle, you can't call someone a "citizen."
o_O I mean...no words...kill me now...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV)


Thus... a precinct worker, or Election Observer, cannot ask if they are a citizen, just a resident...

Understand?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (lZBBB)

296 289 I knew the Levies, and they were good people. A little Jewish, but still good.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (ZshNr)

Sturdy folk, too, what with carrying that Ark around and all.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 08:59 PM (NEIxp)

297 Oh Ace, and thanks for reading Salon for me (us).

Don't forget to wash up now. Use the Lava soap; as much as you need.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 02, 2013 08:59 PM (yR6A1)

298 Right....because we need a failed Detroit to prove blacks can't run their own governments, lol. The fact that nearly every black run country in the world is a craphole just isn't enough evidence.

Posted by: Steve at August 02, 2013 08:59 PM (jDSpz)

299 Hey, watch it. Cur's ain't all bad. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (MBqvE)


Ah. Point taken. Lemon bar?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 08:59 PM (Gk3SS)

300 293 This popcorn tastes like semen!
Posted by: Cheesy Mac at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (bUmSq)

That's because I jizzed in it.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 02, 2013 08:59 PM (NEIxp)

301
Thus... a precinct worker, or Election Observer, cannot ask if they are a citizen, just a resident...



Understand?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (lZBBB)



Sadly, I understand perfectly. Nice knowing you America.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (lVPtV)

302 <<I mean, how dare I take umbrage when you are an insulting cur to someone
who has done nothing more than to point out the fallacy of your
statements.>>

Might be your problem right there. What actually happened was the other person (apparently needing your unsolicited 'defense') decided to Debbie Downer the punchline of my joke without really paying attention to the joke itself.

See, lots of times, joke have 'fallacies' in them so they appear funny, such as my current "admitting" of things that have been "engineered" by the right wing.

They were paying about as much attention as you...missing the point completely, thereby necessitating an explanation.

Your apology is accepted.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (GY+dx)

303 HST at his most addled, burning off a month long ether and DMT binge, phoning it in wrote better than this turd

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (S3yfV)

304 303
HST at his most addled, burning off a month long ether and DMT binge, phoning it in wrote better than this turd


Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (S3yfV)



And was at least funny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:01 PM (lVPtV)

305 301
Thus... a precinct worker, or Election Observer, cannot ask if they are a citizen, just a resident...



Understand?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (lZBBB)


Sadly, I understand perfectly. Nice knowing you America.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (lVPtV)

Don't give up hope! There's still...uh... There's always...um... Yup, America's boned.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:01 PM (NEIxp)

306 Hahahahahaha.


Muad'dib! Firing Number 2!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)

307 Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Our evil cracka plan is coming to fruition!

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 02, 2013 09:02 PM (GrtrJ)

308 You guys. I am tempted to propose a conspiracy theory. It seems to me that the racialists of the left feel a pressing need to conjure up wild fantasies made of spun sugar and unicorn magic to explain their failures because they have the emotional and intellectual maturity of small children. they cannot accept that it is their choices and their actions that cause the dissolution of things that once seemed solid and enduring. They have an Ozymandias complex, made all the more ridiculous because they believe WE are Ozymandias and they are the desert sand.


It's a crazy theory, I know, but by gum, it just. Might. WORK.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:02 PM (CA2NO)

309 "Usually as a professor. Liberal arts, of course.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2013 08:57 PM (yoh1c)"

I'm certain I did. Because of these "professors", I maintain a distinct lack of guilt for not even trying to go to that exhibit I was supposed to, yet bullshitted my answer. It wasn't as if they could tell the difference.

Posted by: Saber Alter at August 02, 2013 09:03 PM (ohtdI)

310 BC -I think I hear the sound of a step stool being dragged across the cobblestones.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:03 PM (mHjMr)

311 Incompetence and mediocrity are dishes best served heavily spiced if you're writer.

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:03 PM (S3yfV)

312 'Welfare Reform' and 'Don't Ask Don't Tell'?

Had Linda Tripp pass a note to Monica suggesting those to Bill.

Took some doing.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 09:03 PM (GY+dx)

313 By the way, listened to Beck this morning talking about "Lone Survivor."

Marcus Luttrell said the film is as accurate as possible. "It's like the nightmares I have every night."

Marcus sat down with the Hollywood folks during talks and said, "If you screw this up I will kill all of you." And wasn't kidding.

Can't wait to see the movie. The book was a page-turner and tear-jerker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:04 PM (lVPtV)

314 You guys, Hannity is having another GIANT panel. Someone alert Ace!,

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at August 02, 2013 09:04 PM (f3TzI)

315 And here I thought Secretariat was a movie about the greatest racehorse of all time and The Blind Side was about college football and the myth of continued pathological racism in the South.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2013 09:04 PM (Qh0T+)

316 310 BC -I think I hear the sound of a step stool being dragged across the cobblestones.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:03 PM (mHjMr)



http://youtu.be/ouodyJFsM8g

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:05 PM (GEICT)

317 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:02 PM (CA2NO)



At least twice today I've left you a cute link.


*huffs away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:05 PM (lVPtV)

318 I would pay good money for this guy to review porn. One can only imagine what evil symbolism can only be seen by him in these movies.
Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (OWjjx)




SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.


Andrew O'Hehir reviews "Strap-On Sally VI: Still Strapping."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:05 PM (CA2NO)

319
Your apology is accepted.


Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (GY+dx)



Considering that your acceptance was as sincere as my apology, so be it.


Besides, Tommy Haas's ass is far, far, far more interesting than you can ever hope to be.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:05 PM (Gk3SS)

320 Hahahhahaha. So we're about 45 minutes into Hunger Games and my wife looks at me and goes "So what if it comes down to you and your partner and you refuse to kill them?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:06 PM (GEICT)

321 Yeah I bet if I told Allen West, Ben Carson, and
Larry Elder, here's Detroit do whatever the hell you want with it,
things would be fixed pretty quickly.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (b9K4P)

Throw in Thomas Sowell as the economic advisor and I want to buy stock in Deeetroit!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:06 PM (XdnQT)

322 >>Marcus sat down with the Hollywood folks during talks and said, "If you
screw this up I will kill all of you." And wasn't kidding.

Good! The book was so amazing that I couldn't stand the thought of Hollywood turning this into another one of their trite anti-war flicks.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2013 09:06 PM (xvolr)

323 At least twice today I've left you a cute link.


*huffs away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:05 PM (lVPtV)




You have? I'm sorry! I've been back and forth all day!


Forgive? *hopeful*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:06 PM (CA2NO)

324 Detroit is a warning.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2013 09:06 PM (AO9UG)

325 Injections of choice profanity and ranting about THE FUCKING BATS can save almost anything...

...we've found the exception to that rule.

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:06 PM (S3yfV)

326 It explains the Benghazi coverup. That was the CIA's base for smuggling crack into the ghettos.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 02, 2013 09:07 PM (VlXYw)

327 Andrew O'Hehir reviews "Strap-On Sally VI: Still Strapping."


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:05 PM (CA2NO)


Debbie Does Detroit.... the story of a Racist White Prostitute who uses her feminine wiles to undermine the elected Officials of a Great City....

Posted by: Andrew O'Horor at August 02, 2013 09:07 PM (lZBBB)

328 #271. I do not use "sofa" or "couch."

I use "davenport."

It confuses everyone.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 02, 2013 09:07 PM (GoIUi)

329 279
Right Wingers have global reach too since there is no majority Black Country that is not a third world shithole.
Xxx

And don't forget- the only thing that can "fix" every "black problem" is money via "white guilt."

/it must be nice being a liberal and only using your head for a hat rack...

Posted by: shibumi at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (25HWz)

330 Why I have faith in the future--

Because if the Enlightenment could somehow come out of the morass of irrationality that came before the Renaissance, then common sense can yet win the day from academia. From the smallest seeds...

Of course, I'll be dead before then. We live in the Age of Torchlight mobs.

Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (eATxx)

331 *chemtrails*

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (S3yfV)

332 I do not use "sofa" or "couch."

I use "davenport."

It confuses everyone.
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 02, 2013 09:07 PM (GoIUi)




Ohhhh, you're GOOD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (CA2NO)

333 *HARP*

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (S3yfV)

334
It also explains the IRS scandal.....tea parties wanted their applications held up to embarress Obama.

Clever

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (OWjjx)

335 Lone Survivor trailer:


http://tinyurl.com/kabfom2

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:08 PM (lVPtV)

336 I would pay good money for this guy to review porn. One can only
imagine what evil symbolism can only be seen by him in these movies.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM (OWjjx)



I would like to see him review this: http://bit.ly/13JdYVt


That's only like 98% a blatant excuse to post that link.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:09 PM (Gk3SS)

337 "By the way, we also deliberately engineered the flooding of New Orleans."


We deliberately gave the Democrats an issue to beat us with for 2006. That's how crafty we are.

Posted by: Shoot Me at August 02, 2013 09:09 PM (qiXMt)

338 Also, regarding this idiot's premise about a white conservative conspiracy--the fact that New Orleans was the most corrupt city in America, and that Detroit had 60 years of one party/union rule, those are wholly incidental to the process? I suppose it's easier to blame the WASP weather machine that summoned Katrina to the Gulf Coast to do physical damage commensurate with the social damage that Dem policies had done to New Orleans. As to Detroit--yeah, no, I'm going to say that our diabolical plan was to let liberal Dems (often black, by the way) do whatever they wanted.

Posted by: Conserative Crank at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (sQ0LB)

339 It also explains the IRS scandal.....tea parties wanted their applications held up to embarrass Obama.

Diabolical. World class. Dr. Evil grade.

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (S3yfV)

340 Might be your problem right there. What actually happened was the other person (apparently needing your unsolicited 'defense') decided to Debbie Downer the punchline of my joke without really paying attention to the joke itself.

See, lots of times, joke have 'fallacies' in them so they appear funny, such as my current "admitting" of things that have been "engineered" by the right wing.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 02, 2013 09:00 PM (GY+dx)


OK, so in my ineptitude I ruined your joke. I happen to be Canadian, which probably makes the situation worse. (Pardon me while I turn to the CFL game on NBCSN.)

Perhaps in the future you will discover I actually have a sense of humor. It just may not be today.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (kGpt+)

341 "269 I got yer spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSiXERe0QKE

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2013 08:53 PM

I'd forgotten how freakin' funny that was.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (kSJg9)

342
Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 08:34 PM (BQ10H)

Yoo hoo!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (Pr6hk)

343 BTW, anyone else think Mr. O'Hehir's simmering loathing for The Other stems from the deep psychological scars of having everyone who hears his name assume it's spelled "O'Hare?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (CA2NO)

344 I'm heading to Peruvia to set up a whore-wash business.

Clean whores might catch on there.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (AO9UG)

345 I would like to see him review this: http://bit.ly/13JdYVt


That's...interesting. Terrible trigger discipline.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM (NEIxp)

346 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (kGpt+)



Hey, I'm laughing. But that might just be the vodka. Carry on.

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

347 I do not use "sofa" or "couch."

I use "davenport."

It confuses everyone.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 02, 2013 09:07 PM (GoIUi)


Chesterfield for the win!

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM (kGpt+)

348 I'm holding out hope for Lone Survivor but Markey Mark as Marcus Luttrell makes Bradley Cooper as Chris Kyle seem like a good choice.

Posted by: Adam at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM (Aif/5)

349 It's a crazy theory, I know, but by gum, it just. Might. WORK.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:02 PM (CA2NO)


Or they just blame everyone else for their failures because they're catastrophically immature and self-righteous.

In other words.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM (qyfb5)

350 "That's only like 98% a blatant excuse to post that link.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:09 PM"

I think his head would explode, shortly after his left testicle finally dropped. NTTAWWT....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (kSJg9)

351 ...simmering loathing for The Other stems from the deep psychological scars...

Brain damage from the lead paint chips he snacked on as an infant may be better explanation

Posted by: Purp at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (S3yfV)

352 Life's Lottery: You either write for Slate or you walk around Walmart with no pants on

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (/9IC1)

353 Just bought Paul Kersey's "Escape from Detroit" for my Kindle Should be interesting.

BTW, this Sally Cohn that shows up on Hannity's show makes Rachel Maddow look like Mailbu Barbie

Posted by: Albie Damned at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (Yhu4q)

354
That's...interesting. Terrible trigger discipline.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM (NEIxp)



I think you're focusing on the wrong thing there.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (Gk3SS)

355 @330

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Preservation Hall and Smokey Robinson notwithstanding.

Posted by: comatus at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (JNUY4)

356 Hey, I'm laughing. But that might just be the vodka. Carry on.

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM


When the drunken midgets wake you up tomorrow morning, I'll still be in bed.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (kGpt+)

357 I'm deeply upset that a brilliant progressive super-spy with a Dog Whistle Decoder Ring has uncover our plot to destroy ultracool New Orleans and Detroit because their multicultural hipness threatens our shriveling pallid manhood.

Even worse, now I fear he's getting too close to The Truth: That we also engineered the Obama presidency merely to prove just how incompetent a black man can be, and to prevent the emergence of a REAL revolutionary black president in the future by discredited black presidents for all time with this half-assed socialist totalitarian buffoon.

I'd conclude with "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" but I don't want to attract anymore attention to The Truth.

Posted by: zombie at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (+cx5n)

358 Hey BC. I'm out of popcorn. Got more?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (mHjMr)

359 During this time, the Great White Father of Kenosha arose in the Wisconsin hills, built an automobile conglomerate around the Pacer, Gremlin and Rambler that crushed the Black dream of financial independence.

Posted by: Andrew O'Hehir, Jr. at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (6xhLc)

360 by discredited = by discreditING

Posted by: zombie at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (+cx5n)

361 I'm ashamed to say, as a teenaged girl, I never knew I was supposed to, therefore never washed my horse's cock.

Animal abuse?

Just asking questions here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (lVPtV)

362 "That's...interesting. Terrible trigger discipline.


Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:11 PM"


I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. *looks around frantically for a life*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (kSJg9)

363 Yeh, that's it genius. You caught me. I codified double-entry bookkeeping as a christianist plot to keep the brother down.

equal signs are racist


Posted by: Luca Pacioli at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (Pr6hk)

364 I'd conclude with "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" but I don't want to attract anymore attention to The Truth.
Posted by: zombie at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (+cx5n)



It's just a matter of time before our plans for Seattle are uncovered. And then... San Francisco!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (CA2NO)

365 When the drunken midgets wake you up tomorrow morning, I'll still be in bed.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (kGpt+)



Nope. Saturday is my day to sleep in.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)

366 When the drunken midgets wake you up tomorrow morning, I'll still be in bed.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (kGpt+)



Annnnnd you sank his battleship!


Pie?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS)

367 Perhaps in the future you will discover I actually have a sense of humor. It just may not be today.


Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (kGpt+)


That... or the joke was not that funny?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2013 09:16 PM (lZBBB)

368 We deliberately engineered a society that requires Diabolical Whites to pay more and more taxes to support cities that our ancestors built but we can no longer enter.

Brilliant!

Posted by: CJ at August 02, 2013 09:16 PM (9G+G5)

369 358 Hey BC. I'm out of popcorn. Got more?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (mHjMr)



Always.

By popcorn, you mean alcohol, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (GEICT)

370

I think you're focusing on the wrong thing there.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:13 PM (Gk3SS)

Oh. The silencer is like...and she's all like...ah. Go it now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (NEIxp)

371 321 Yeah I bet if I told Allen West, Ben Carson, and
Larry Elder, here's Detroit do whatever the hell you want with it,
things would be fixed pretty quickly.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 02, 2013 08:35 PM (b9K4P)


I've said it many times, it's not a race issue, it's a left / right issue. Why blacks have chosen across the world to embrace the left's philosophy may be innate to their ethnicity but more likely their environment over centuries.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (/Coax)

372 >>361
I'm ashamed to say, as a teenaged girl, I never knew I was supposed to, therefore never washed my horse's cock.

Animal abuse?

Just asking questions here.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (lVPtV)<<

I never did either Jane. I just let nature take it course. Probably better you didn't as a teenager. Might have, um, given you false expectations....and stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (mHjMr)

373 Jaaaaane, may I have my cute link, please? *big puppy eyes*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (CA2NO)

374 "It's just a matter of time before our plans for Seattle are uncovered. And then... San Francisco!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM"


I'd have thought 'nuke the site form orbit' would be obvious even to a lefty such as our intrepid movie reviewer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (kSJg9)

375 HI, NSA!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (lVPtV)

376 Ummmm....does the page look any different to anyone else? Or is that just me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (GEICT)

377 Nope. Saturday is my day to sleep in.







Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)

You do know that 7:00 isn't sleeping in, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (Gk3SS)

378 Pie?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS)


Yes, please!


BCochran underestimates my ability to sleep in.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (kGpt+)

379 373
Jaaaaane, may I have my cute link, please? *big puppy eyes*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (CA2NO)



*sulks* lemme go find it

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (lVPtV)

380 361 I'm ashamed to say, as a teenaged girl, I never knew I was supposed to, therefore never washed my horse's cock.

Animal abuse?

Just asking questions here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (lVPtV)


You have a horse cock? Anything other surprising news about yourself you want to share?

*runs*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (NEIxp)

381 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:10 PM (kGpt+)

Have you got a way to watch CBC via the intertubez?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (XdnQT)

382 I added a funny gag about one-third through the Conjuring part of the review.


Posted by: ace at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (/IWYB)

383 *sulks* lemme go find it

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (lVPtV)




YAAAAY!! *throws confetti and flowers!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (CA2NO)

384 that's why the font got changed.


Posted by: ace at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (/IWYB)

385 Have you got a way to watch CBC via the intertubez?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (XdnQT)


Haven't looked lately, alas. I have enough cable to get NBC Sports Network.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (kGpt+)

386 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM

I got yer cute right here. With ribbons and tentacles.


http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/?date=2003-11-30

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (kSJg9)

387 You do know that 7:00 isn't sleeping in, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (Gk3SS)



Oh no. The wife is a goddess. 9 or 930.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT)

388 sorry I'm back to thinking about Benghazi.
So the CIA is now polygraphing its own assets. As we know Petreaus left before the election as they outted his KNOWN to them affair at the perfect time.
So the new CIA chief takes over , These are appointed right?
Remember back in the beginning of Obama's first term when He heckled the CIA?
I'm trying to follow the ball here but could the CIA have committed to an illegal operation without being ordered to by the WH? Hillary?
One more question, If Obama were not involved woudl He commit to a cover up of an organization that He despises?
As we know He did when He first became President? Unless This ordered transaction going on in Benghazi was directly from Him and/or Hillary?
If Stephens and Smith were part of the CIA operation as some are intimating Would they be begging for extra security?

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (nqBYe)

389 Ummmm....does the page look any different to anyone else? Or is that just me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:17 PM (GEICT)



Glitch in the Matrix.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (Gk3SS)

390 *Bites Insomniac and spins him into a web bag*



* deposits bag at Jane's feet*



No charge.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (mHjMr)

391 *shoves link to MWR*

http://tinyurl.com/ofluguw

*sulks*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (lVPtV)

392 Vendette! I meant to ask earlier - how's the car? Any damage from that fender bender?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (CA2NO)

393

For what it's worth, Andy O'Hehir takes a severe butt-beating in his own comment section at Salon.

His emergency defense-trolls are/were taking beatings themselves. They simply can't get the facts straight.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (FlRtG)

394 Did Detroit tip over or something?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (Hx2XA)

395 You know, when I look at that picture ATC posted with the girl with the gun, I imagine it's not a gun there, but rather something else.

I know, weird, huh?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (qyfb5)

396 *shoves link to MWR*

http://tinyurl.com/ofluguw

*sulks*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (lVPtV)



LOL! I LOVE IT.


*immediately makes desktop wallpaper*


*hugs!* Thank you, Jane!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (CA2NO)

397 Damn.... now I've got to tell my lilly white son (double majoring in engineering and music) that he'll have to quit gigging in jazz and motown bands.... He didn't know he was supposed to hate that stuff. At least he can still gig with Red Dirt and Indie Rock bands.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (L4CWX)

398 Muhammad Ali had a left jab he could conjure right through your face

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (MhA4j)

399 I'm frankly surprised that he missed the primary subtext in Secretariat:

Horses have big cocks and we make them run for our amusement; This is obviously just Dog Whistle Metaphor for how white society forces Black Men, who also have big cocks that threaten us, to run for our amusement, in games like football and basketball and in competitions like the Olympics. Bonus points for noticing that horses are often brown or black, in addition to being hung like horses, an obvious reference to the superior manhood of the Blackman, whose superiority threatens us.

Run N___r run!

Posted by: zombie at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (+cx5n)

400 ok it was more than 1 more question. sorry guys I am unsure of the fingers being pointed at CIA at this point as if they are a govt organization that has it's own scheme .

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)

401 382 I added a funny gag about one-third through the Conjuring part of the review.

Posted by: ace at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (/IWYB)



That's, what, about 2500 words in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT)

402 390 *Bites Insomniac and spins him into a web bag*



* deposits bag at Jane's feet*



No charge.
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (mHjMr)

When I get out of here, I have a can of Raid with your name on it!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (NEIxp)

403 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:15 PM (lVPtV)

You might want to remember the old "Asking for a friend" disclaimer in situations such as this.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (XdnQT)

404 I personally destroyed St. Louis. True story. I went back decades before my birth and forced the population to vote single-party democrat for more than six decades. I encouraged the government to put in extra taxes and anti-business policies. I collapsed the public school system while increasing the power of the incompetent and corrupt teachers unions. I disregarded increasing gang violence and crime. I coddled the unions and made sure they were represented to the detriment of business. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I'm plotting the city I'll move to next and destroy with decades of democrat rule.

/and I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling film reviewer...

Posted by: Palandine at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (aBOpX)

405 394

Demographically.

Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (urXF2)

406 *shoves MWR away*

Knock it off. Get a hold of yourself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (lVPtV)

407 Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (mHjMr)


Awww. You know, FSS -- sometimes, you're all right.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (CA2NO)

408 395 You know, when I look at that picture ATC posted with the girl with the gun, I imagine it's not a gun there, but rather something else.

I know, weird, huh?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (qyfb5)

Sometimes a silencer is just a silencer.

Posted by: Dr. Freud at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (NEIxp)

409 *shoves MWR away*

Knock it off. Get a hold of yourself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (lVPtV)



Hee!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:22 PM (CA2NO)

410 When I get out of here, I have a can of Raid with your name on it!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:21 PM (NEIxp)



You're gonna need a bigger can.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)

411 Vendette! I meant to ask earlier - how's the car? Any damage from that fender bender?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:20 PM (CA2NO)


Couple dents and a bunch of peeled paint, but the insurance company is going to pay for a bumper replacement. The guy who hit me had more damage than I did (bit of a crumpled hood, among other things). Since the last time I got hit it was a hit-and-run, it was nice to have the person who hit me stick around this time. I actually feel worse for him than I do for myself.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:23 PM (kGpt+)

412 How dare we invent math...............math is bigoted.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 02, 2013 09:23 PM (si4cu)

413 "He is loyal and deferential to Miz Penny, and injects soul and spirit into her troubled life. I am so totally not kidding."

Here the lunatic reveals something beneath much of the racial angst smothering Lefties: they have in their minds an outline, an expectation, of what Black people are supposed to do. And it is whatever they need it to be at some moment in time. In their minds Black people are a construct, a model, something to be put right here and positioned just so so they can be used for whatever purpose pops up.

They do this same kind of thing with many other things (he called Black people things!!!). They do it with women, men, children, families, traditions, you name it.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2013 09:24 PM (AO9UG)

414 So ace updated the thread. And I thought the blog was broken for a few seconds there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:24 PM (lVPtV)

415 382 I added a funny gag about one-third through the Conjuring part of the review.

Posted by: ace at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (/IWYB)



This is why we love you, ace. You're humble attitude and modesty.



*scampers up to read*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:24 PM (CA2NO)

416 'Malaysian': The New Peruvian!

Posted by: Sophie13 at August 02, 2013 09:25 PM (w/mJi)

417 That's, what, about 2500 words in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

******

Illustrates why Breitbart came here to read the comments.

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:25 PM (MhA4j)

418 Gold Rush is in Peruvia tonight. Well Peru anyway.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:25 PM (mHjMr)

419 Andrew O'Hehir

Writer of Words

Weaver of Dreams



Oh Lord. You know he does, too. Probably with gold foil, and the titles are in Blackadder ITC font.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:26 PM (CA2NO)

420 417 That's, what, about 2500 words in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

******

-----------

Illustrates why Breitbart came here to read the comments.

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:25 PM (MhA4j)



That may be the single greatest compliment I've ever been given.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)

421 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:19 PM (kGpt+)

Too bad, thanks though.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:27 PM (XdnQT)

422 Holy Fuck! I didn't know that white people could be so diabolical.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:27 PM (gWHwW)

423 I'll go out on a limb and bet Andrew O'Hehir writes TFG's name with hearts around it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:28 PM (lVPtV)

424 *blinks at MWR and shakes head*

I don't want to know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 02, 2013 09:28 PM (ZLyB4)

425 Phony Scandals. And the middle class.

Posted by: Preznit Shuckenjive at August 02, 2013 09:28 PM (9yRqg)

426 That may be the single greatest compliment I've ever been given.

******

Have another beer brother

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (MhA4j)

427 422
Holy Fuck! I didn't know that white people could be so diabolical.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:27 PM (gWHwW)



WORD!

Posted by: Barry's zombie white grandparents at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (lVPtV)

428 I really think what O'Hehir needs is a kickstarter project to catch a clue.

Posted by: T. at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (urXF2)

429 Too bad, thanks though.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:27 PM (XdnQT)


Once again showing the density I may have this evening: Are you looking for the CBC or tonight's football game, which is on TSN? If it's the former, what exactly are you looking for?

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (kGpt+)

430 422 Holy Fuck! I didn't know that white people could be so diabolical.
Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:27 PM (gWHwW)

They don't call us white devils for nothin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (NEIxp)

431 Couple dents and a bunch of peeled paint, but the insurance company is going to pay for a bumper replacement. The guy who hit me had more damage than I did (bit of a crumpled hood, among other things). Since the last time I got hit it was a hit-and-run, it was nice to have the person who hit me stick around this time. I actually feel worse for him than I do for myself.
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:23 PM (kGpt+)



It's amazing how some some basic consideration - like, say, NOT driving off after hitting someone else's car -- can seem so refreshing, isn't it? Amazing or sad. I choose amazing.


I'm glad your car's not much the worse for wear! Hopefully it won't take too long to get it fixed up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (CA2NO)

432 422 Holy Fuck! I didn't know that white people could be so diabolical.
Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:27 PM (gWHwW)


It comes naturally, but years of intense training and instruction started at a very early age really adds some punch.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (AO9UG)

433 Special Ed and Mafitta Harith-Parry went down the idiotic road a couple of weeks ago. (http://tinyurl.com/mo4hahz)

When judging the photographs, remember: The CIA used MK-ULTRA to force Detroiters to vote for them. If Detroiters are pissed off that their city is fucked, they should blame themselves because they voted for the cretins that screwed up.

Posted by: Sophie13 at August 02, 2013 09:30 PM (w/mJi)

434
#399

Thread winner.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:30 PM (gWHwW)

435 It's like all of Detroit's budget went into a black hole created by white people.

Or something.

I'm still kinda sketchy on all this.

Posted by: Dang at August 02, 2013 09:30 PM (Hx2XA)

436 It's amazing how some some basic consideration - like, say, NOT driving off after hitting someone else's car -- can seem so refreshing, isn't it? Amazing or sad. I choose amazing.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (CA2NO)


The insurance adjuster pretty much said the same thing to me.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:30 PM (kGpt+)

437 But the best thing is that Salon *pays* this douchebag for his reviews. Ace could write their movie reviews, and those pseudo-intellectual twats would even read every one of his 10,000 words, just to get themselves into a righteous tizzy. Can you imagine the traffic Ace's reviews would get if they were front and center at Salon?

That's what fucking kills me every time - these idiot libs leave cash on the table just to push their ideology. Liberalism, it's like progressive taxation on stupidity.



Posted by: Stirner at August 02, 2013 09:31 PM (Ytuz8)

438 Have another beer brother

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (MhA4j)



*tips hat*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)

439 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:28 PM (lVPtV)

Like this: "President ♥bama"?


Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:31 PM (XdnQT)

440 439
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:31

You read our minds

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM (MhA4j)

441 The Benghazi information coming out is pointing at something but pointing at the CIA as if it were rogue and nothing to do with State and orders.

anyone else see this ? am i overthinking this?
as If they are mucking around and shutting folks up because they are protecting Themselves/CIA? while ignoring that their assignment initially had to be from STATE.
and now that there is a NEW Director appointed by Obama ?
why does this sound like they are painting rogue cia to ? when that cannot be so ?


Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM (nqBYe)

442 I'm sorry for impregnating all those inner city black women with black babies that I abandoned.

Posted by: zsasz at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM (MMC8r)

443 Gary, Indiana is another Republican induced crater in the ground.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM (kqGWM)

444 True story: I used to exercise Secretariat's grandson, "Follow the King" known as "Folly" when I was in the ATL.

I'm trying to figure out my racist angle here.

Help me, Horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (lVPtV)

445 "This was printed in Salon, an amateur fetish webzine specializing in
political pornography which occasionally pokes fun at some rightwingers
for their bizarre conspiracy theories."

I like to think of it as a cesspool of shit-eating San Francisco liberal assholes.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (Cn4aq)

446 Wife just woke up in India and e-mailed me. Hadn't heard of any travel warnings, headed to get News. Intending to spend most of her day in some Library that I can't even pretend to know how to pronounce/ spell. And she took a picture of a monkey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (ZshNr)

447 That's what fucking kills me every time - these idiot libs leave cash on the table just to push their ideology.
Posted by: Stirner



Money in the bank, pal. Money in the bank.



Posted by: The Solar Panel / Wind Turbine / Industrial Complex at August 02, 2013 09:34 PM (Hx2XA)

448 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:29 PM (kGpt+)

Actually, I am trying to get access to the CBC Heartland TV series. Netflix has some seasons, but there are more, and I think another new season is being broadcast.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:34 PM (XdnQT)

449 444 True story: I used to exercise Secretariat's grandson, "Follow the King" known as "Folly" when I was in the ATL.

I'm trying to figure out my racist angle here.

Help me, Horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (lVPtV)

horse racing is a creepy ass cracka sport

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 02, 2013 09:35 PM (8JJ6O)

450 446
Wife just woke up in India and e-mailed me. Hadn't heard of any travel
warnings, headed to get News. Intending to spend most of her day in some
Library that I can't even pretend to know how to pronounce/ spell. And
she took a picture of a monkey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (ZshNr)



Did you tell her to keep her head down?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:35 PM (lVPtV)

451 Wife just woke up in India and e-mailed me. Hadn't heard of any travel warnings, headed to get News. Intending to spend most of her day in some Library that I can't even pretend to know how to pronounce/ spell. And she took a picture of a monkey.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (ZshNr)



Poor thing must be zonked after that flight!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:36 PM (CA2NO)

452


What. The. Fuck. Was. THAT????!!!!


Longest post I've ever read at AOSHQ. And this guy is like a turd-ducken of Michael Moore and Noam Chomsky rolled into the rotting corpse of Roger Ebert.

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2013 09:36 PM (+98Gb)

453 And she took a picture of a monkey.
See? She does love you.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 09:36 PM (BQ10H)

454 Hmm, a completely black run town fails miserably. Thats all the proof I need! Whites did it!

Posted by: UWP at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (r98SZ)

455 441 ...anyone else see this ? am i over thinking this?
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM

*****

I've been pointing out for a while that the entire gov has devolved into bureaucratic competing gangs fighting over whatever they can confiscate.

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (MhA4j)

456 399
Brilliant analysis! I really think Ace needs to have a weekly subtext movie review. So many movies . So many subtexts. Us white folks needs educating.

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (M/TDA)

457 >>446
Wife just woke up in India and e-mailed me. Hadn't heard of any travel
warnings, headed to get News. Intending to spend most of her day in some
Library that I can't even pretend to know how to pronounce/ spell. And
she took a picture of a monkey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (ZshNr)<<

Did you tell her you missed her sooo much that you fondled horse junk?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (mHjMr)

458 The problem with just laughing at this jackass is that his dreck actually sways opinions.

Yeah, it's crap (and really funnily bad crap at that), but when I say things like "the media needs to be first up against the wall", it's jackasses exactly like this I'm talking about.

Posted by: Gman at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (UkbKS)

459 pulls my hair out.

because i can.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (nqBYe)

460 *sees willow post, checks for ONT*

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:38 PM (mHjMr)

461 Lincolntf, glad you have allerted her, Tell her to stay in groups that she Knows.
also don't go anywhere she hasn't already analyzed.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:38 PM (nqBYe)

462 nope, still good

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:39 PM (mHjMr)

463 I had to look! Muad'dib

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:39 PM (nqBYe)

464 True story: I used to exercise Secretariat's grandson, "Follow the King" known as "Folly" when I was in the ATL.

I'm trying to figure out my racist angle here.

Help me, Horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:33 PM (lVPtV)




"Follow the King," implying inferiority. You oversaw his exercise, making you a literal "overseer." If you used one of those lunge whips, well, you might as well just be standing next to the auction block.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:39 PM (CA2NO)

465 Lincolntf, I never knew as a teen owning a late-in-life gelded horse that I was supposed to wash his weiner.

Seriously. Was I?

Horse is long dead, and I'm feeling like I committed animal cruelty. (And by the way, he loved to show off his shlong in the horse show ring...to my humiliation as a sixteen year-old girl) whenever standing next to a filly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:39 PM (lVPtV)

466 183
It was all my fault! I got drunk at a concert and said the "n" word and it caused Detroit to fail.

Posted by: Riley Cooper at August 02, 2013 08:39 PM

Don't blame yourself. I caused it when I said that word on Wheel of Fortune

Posted by: Rany Marsh at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (/9IC1)

467 One monkey picture goes a long way in my household, it's true.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (ZshNr)

468 Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM (nqBYe)

Oh come on now willow, you can't be naive enough to believe that appointing someone as CIA Director that calls Jerusalem by its correct name (al Quds) is anything but a transparent and open outreach to the peaceful muslims (all three of them).


Just like replacing and retiring multiple commanders in active hot zones is just good military discipline (pour encourager les autres).

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (XdnQT)

469 *sees willow post, checks for ONT*
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:38 PM (mHjMr)



Willow is magic. *nod*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (CA2NO)

470 Actually, I am trying to get access to the CBC Heartland TV series. Netflix has some seasons, but there are more, and I think another new season is being broadcast.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:34 PM (XdnQT)


How far have you watched?

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (kGpt+)

471 >>467
One monkey picture goes a long way in my household, it's true.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (ZshNr)<<


In Soothie's house too....

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:41 PM (mHjMr)

472
I'm trying to figure out my racist angle here.


Lawn jockeys are black, therefore ---RACIST!!!!

Posted by: zsasz at August 02, 2013 09:41 PM (MMC8r)

473 (And by the way, he loved to show off his shlong in the horse show ring...to my humiliation as a sixteen year-old girl) whenever standing next to a filly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:39 PM

Like Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:41 PM (MhA4j)

474
"Follow the King," implying inferiority. You
oversaw his exercise, making you a literal "overseer." If you used one
of those lunge whips, well, you might as well just be standing next
to the auction block.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:39 PM (CA2NO)



And there you have it. I'm a racist. *bows head in shame*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:41 PM (lVPtV)

475 (And by the way, he loved to show off his shlong in the horse show ring...to my humiliation as a sixteen year-old girl) whenever standing next to a filly.

Was this horse's initials 'A.W.?'

Posted by: zsasz at August 02, 2013 09:42 PM (MMC8r)

476 Jane, if you were doing basic hygiene, the horse was probably fine. But yeah, you kinda should get a little "Mane and Tale" in all the nooks and crannies if you can.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:42 PM (ZshNr)

477 One monkey picture goes a long way in my household, it's true.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (ZshNr)



I'm sure she already knows, but remind her to be careful around those monkeys. They're pushy, rude motherfuckers over there. Make sure she keeps her belongings close!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:42 PM (CA2NO)

478 looks like their on to us. the jig is up.

Posted by: chas at August 02, 2013 09:43 PM (t05mB)

479 Tail

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:43 PM (ZshNr)

480 I'm sure she already knows, but remind her to be careful around those monkeys. They're pushy, rude motherfuckers over there. Make sure she keeps her belongings close!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013


If they're anything like the monkeys in Bali, they'll take your sunglasses off of your head.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:43 PM (kGpt+)

481 When I ride this black horse, is my dick supposed to get this hard? *drops pants revealing laughably small, white, erect(?) penis*

Posted by: A confused jockey at August 02, 2013 09:44 PM (Hx2XA)

482 Pictures of monkeys are racist.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:44 PM (gWHwW)

483 Weiner - white! Filner - white! Nidermeyer - white!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 02, 2013 09:44 PM (edmTQ)

484 In Soothie's house too....
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2013 09:41 PM (mHjMr)



We keep saying, if you don't like fucking monkeys, just don't fuck them! He just keeps setting himself up for failure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:44 PM (CA2NO)

485
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:32 PM (nqBYe)

If the administration were running guns into Mexico to the cartels, why is it so inconceivable that they were running arms and weapons to the MB in Libya?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 02, 2013 09:44 PM (/Coax)

486 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:40 PM (kGpt+)

Think we made it to season 5, but I believe season 7 is currently on air. I have found some episodes, but they are out of order and this is a structured and long story line, so it needs proper sequencing.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:45 PM (XdnQT)

487 I've been pointing out for a while that the entire
gov has devolved into bureaucratic competing gangs fighting over
whatever they can confiscate.

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2013 09:37 PM (MhA4j)

What's bugging me is the information for instance on CNN, points at CIA opersatives being hushed with polygraphs and threats, but doesn't state that Petreaus was ushered out and Obama appointed the new Chief.and they forgot to mention Ham and who else was it being shuffled out to another location (CIA?)
it's just bugging me a lot considering Obama's malevolence towards CIA when He first became President. (similar to his being a Pig re: Supreme Court) if anyone remembers.
africom or?

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:45 PM (nqBYe)

488 476
Jane, if you were doing basic hygiene, the horse was probably fine. But
yeah, you kinda should get a little "Mane and Tale" in all the nooks and
crannies if you can.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:42 PM (ZshNr)



Too late now. Anyhow, I thought I knew everything about horses after my horse at an AFB in AZ and owning not one but three in SC.


Well, if I ever own another one (if I win Powerball, bitchez, I will) I'll know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:45 PM (lVPtV)

489 87 Cock washing and snatch washing is a normal part of the 'bidness when ya have horses. Geeze. It just is. They can't do it da fuck themselves yanno?

Posted by: jem at August 02, 2013 08:22 PM (fM4kr)

Yeah, I'm kinda overdue, myself. Matthew snoogums has been neglecting me lately.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (TCWb5)

490 If they're anything like the monkeys in Bali, they'll take your sunglasses off of your head.
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:43 PM (kGpt+)



My high school chemistry/physics teacher was from India. He liked to tell the story of one time in his childhood when he was chased out of his family's house by a baboon that decided it wanted to live in their attic. His mother had to beat it out of the house with a broom.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (CA2NO)

491 CrotchetyOldJarhead, I have very little doubt that is exactly what was occuring , But CIA went Rogue and did it?
see that's the context i believe was done on that article, (maybe i am wrong) but CIA doesn't just go and do stuff right?

their higher authority is whom?

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (nqBYe)

492 Whoops, 489 was supposed to be posted as a Sarah Jessica Parker sock.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (TCWb5)

493 Pictures of monkeys are racist.

Posted by: Jack


Sorry.

Posted by: Dian Fossey at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (Hx2XA)

494 Monkeys are evil. We were at Gibraltar years ago, and son caught a monkey reaching into a woman's purse and stopped it. Bared its fangs at the boy.

Our driver told me this big Gibraltar ape was sweet and tame and told me I could pet it.

Fucker.

Damned thing barred its fangs (which were HUGE) and scared the fuck out of me.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (lVPtV)

495 'Birth Control: To create a race of thoroughbreds!'

http://tinyurl.com/d3n44lr

Andrew O'Hehir meet Margaret Sanger.




Posted by: Sophie13 at August 02, 2013 09:48 PM (w/mJi)

496 Loved this. Thanks, ace.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 02, 2013 09:49 PM (Lq5WC)

497 It's really not that big a deal. Well, it's kind of....a....relatively speaking...large-ish deal... but...oh fuck it....horse cocks!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:49 PM (ZshNr)

498 CrotchetyOldJarhead, I think what i am concerned about is
The CIA will take the fall, those that ordered the 'task" sorry my mind went blank. will fly away free.

Like the ATF had their fall guy and walla Obama /Holder whomever is free.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:49 PM (nqBYe)

499 Our driver told me this big Gibraltar ape was sweet and tame and told me I could pet it.

Fucker.

Damned thing barred its fangs (which were HUGE)
and scared the fuck out of me.


But zat iz not my ape.

Posted by: some Gib driver at August 02, 2013 09:50 PM (z+ufO)

500 Vendette-
sorry to hear about the fender bender. f'n psyco no. va. drivers.

Posted by: zombie at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (+cx5n)
ha.

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2013 09:50 PM (ga+7c)

501 @67 - Was he clicking?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2013 09:50 PM (iEpNM)

502 Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:45 PM (XdnQT)


Season 6 has aired in Canada, and season 7 starts in October. CBC has episodes online, but they're blocked to non-Canadian users. At this point, YouTube may be your best bet.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:50 PM (kGpt+)

503 Me? I'm pissed that I'm not sitting in that bar down in Raleigh with GCE and Tobacco Road...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 09:51 PM (aDwsi)

504 Damned thing barred its fangs (which were HUGE) and scared the fuck out of me.

Maybe it was smiling, Jane? A lot of people misunderstand me, too.

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 02, 2013 09:51 PM (8lmkt)

505 I must say, the Hannity audience is tearing one another's heads off. Which is always fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:51 PM (lVPtV)

506 GCE and Tobacco Road...


Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 09:51 PM (aDwsi).
me too, or the last meet up would also have been wonderful.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (nqBYe)

507 You are all a bunch of crackas, even the black people who post here.

I just read an interestin' comment and time line at Michelle Malkin's place regarding the non-scandal of Benghazi. He says sixty-seven survivors. I do not remember the math 'zactly. Wait! Here is the quote: "There were 6 American fighters in the first attack plus 8 from
Tripoli in the second plus 16 Libyian fighters, total 30. Add the 37
civilians that were rescued, and a total 67 of our people were involved
and no one is available for a Press interview." He also makes an interesting point about the saga of General Ham. All speculating, of course, but, rhubarb, most of the stuff has come true so far...including all the Brits reported from day one.

I hope there is an Issa hearing soon. Note: Congress and preznit now on vacay, and hoping this scandalizin' will boil over soon. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the scandals of our lives.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Queen of Compound W at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (baL2B)

508 Everything I think/know about horses I learned from an 80 year old German woman and a Sixty year old Groom. Plus a couple summers of 4H, of course. And now 5 years of experience, but not experience in everything.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (ZshNr)

509 Vendette- sorry to hear about the fender bender. f'n psyco no. va. drivers.

Posted by: zombie at August 02, 2013 09:14 PM (+cx5n)


I'm a NoVa driver. Got hit by a MD driver who was working his way to becoming a DC driver.

But thank you for your concern!

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (kGpt+)

510 Could this be erg at his day job?

Anyway, I thought Ms Chenery was played by Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: George LeS at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (XBcJN)

511 Hedonistic. Awesome. Anyone else remember reading racist crap from the 19th and earlier part of the 20th centuries talking about how Blacks aren't as evolved as Us Good and Pure Whites since they were all about Emotion and Sensuousness and Carnal, um, -ness and shit? And through consciousness raising and stuff we now know those Mind-Thoughts were bad and evidence of Racism? And now...

Kind of like the same racist writings of yesteryear claiming blacks were uniquely prone to violence and criminality. Not like today, where "Real" blacks are from the 'hood and are members of gangs and sell drugs and beat up anyone who makes the mistake of entering their turf and are all "Keeping it Real". Blacks that go to school, get good grades, marry before having children and stay together? "Acting White". 'Cause THAT'S not racist. Those old guys? Racist. Same underlying philosophy written by a Black Studies major? Not-Racist.

Fuck, I hate the Left.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at August 02, 2013 09:53 PM (72afg)

512 CrotchetyOldJarhead, I think what i am concerned about is
The CIA will take the fall, those that ordered the 'task" sorry my mind went blank. will fly away free.

Like the ATF had their fall guy and walla Obama /Holder whomever is free.
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:49 PM (nqBYe)



One thing I've learned over time: when the administration fucks with the CIA, the CIA bites back. If it starts to look like they're framing this as a "the CIA went rogue!" deal, that will not fly. The CIA, after all, LITERALLY knows where the gubmint's bodies are buried.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:53 PM (CA2NO)

513 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Queen of Compound W at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (baL2B)



Hey, gurllll, I went over to the Atlantic to read the Benghazi article you referenced earlier.

Holy sheeeiiit. The commenters are turning on The One.

Gives me the tiniest bit of hope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:53 PM (lVPtV)

514 Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:47 PM (nqBYe)

I just find it hard to believe that any senior government official just decides to take his Agency or Department "rogue" for a lark; however, that was before all these phony scandals became suppressed knowledge.


Then I think about how Clinton used his power of presidential pardon and believe that Obama would be capable of pardoning 47% of the country if it advanced his agenda.


From casual and infrequent observations of Brennan on Sunday talk shows, I do believe he is stupid enough to do his Master's bidding, which is scary.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:53 PM (XdnQT)

515 Shit. Post 500 something, we're way off topic now. Still, I hate the fucking left regardless.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at August 02, 2013 09:55 PM (72afg)

516 Shit. Post 500 something, we're way off topic now. Still, I hate the fucking left regardless.


Posted by: J. Random Dude
-----------------------------

But, see? You ARE still on topic...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 09:56 PM (aDwsi)

517 Holy sheeeiiit. The commenters are turning on The One.

Free shit's almost gone.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at August 02, 2013 09:56 PM (Dwehj)

518 a picture of a monkey.....she was inferring you spank yours.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 02, 2013 09:56 PM (8JJ6O)

519 Shit. Post 500 something, we're way off topic now. Still, I hate the fucking left regardless.


Posted by: J. Random Dude

We're also out of dip.

Posted by: Dang at August 02, 2013 09:56 PM (Hx2XA)

520
Detroit = when White people move away and just don't give a shit about black people.

Racism used to = when white people oppress black people.

Now, racism = when white people just don't give a shit about black people.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:57 PM (gWHwW)

521 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2013 09:50 PM (kGpt+)


Thanks, I need to work on my YouTube fu. Maybe a Canadian proxy server would work as well?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:57 PM (XdnQT)

522 Atlantic article? Re-post link please

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 09:57 PM (aDwsi)

523 The CIA, after all, LITERALLY knows where the gubmint's bodies are buried.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:53 PM (CA2NO)

But as they are intimidating individuals, and Petraues, Ham (who knows who else) as the standard bearer of their tactics.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:57 PM (nqBYe)

524 And won't help them (ie: give them money) anymore.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (gWHwW)

525 GCE and Tobacco Road...


Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 09:51 PM (aDwsi).
me too, or the last meet up would also have been wonderful.
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:52 PM (nqBYe)


Hey, I wanted to be a part of a Carolina meetup. We need a carolina meetup.

Posted by: LIV at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (XIxXP)

526 Honest to dog, this sort of reverse engineering of motive and language is what is being taught in English Departments these days. It's called *theory* and no actual reality need apply.

It's as though the English majors were feeling Philosopher Envy and decided that they wanted to make stuff up too without resort to pesky application, which is far too like Engineering to have the proper level of intellectual distance.

I'm currently declared a "Professional Writing" English minor (I'm an old lady, went back to school) and it's all grammar and actual writing skills and getting a job putting out things like "copy" or "editing" or writing yet another grant... but at least it's not Theory. At least I'm not put in a position where I have to bull shit for my grade by deconstructing reality searching for cryptomessaging.

And I'm not going to either.

Posted by: Synova at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (7/PU+)

527 Shit. Post 500 something, we're way off topic now. Still, I hate the fucking left regardless.


Posted by: J. Random Dude

We're also out of dip.
Posted by: Dang at August 02, 2013 09:56 PM (Hx2XA)




And Chex Mix. Did anyone order the pizzas?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (CA2NO)

528 Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:57 PM (nqBYe)


You have some lovely grand-children there...

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (XdnQT)

529 Holy sheeeiiit. The commenters are turning on The One.

Gives me the tiniest bit of hope.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 09:53 PM (lVPtV)

I actually went to read Huff-n-post as the non-scandal-scandal has remained in the top reads on stupid Yahoo all day. They are trying, pfft, to still protect their feckless leader, Opitiful. But it is getting dicey when CNN betrays the regime. No wonder Cankles looks so worn out. The preznit? Not a care in the world.
If this scandal breaks others will follow. Y'all, I am going to beat this point: write your dimwit GOP after Labor Day and give them hell. Enough is enough.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Queen of Compound W at August 02, 2013 09:59 PM (baL2B)

530 Hrothgar, Brennan, or anyone He has appointed -Lerner, those freakin czars, IDoes Has he actually appointed any american in His administration that like america?

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:59 PM (nqBYe)

531 And just for the record, yes, yes I did campaign hard for Kweisi Mfume, or rather Frizzell Gerald Gray, as I knew him. I was certain he could save Detroit from the evil white conspiracy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (aDwsi)

532 And Chex Mix. Did anyone order the pizzas?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (CA2NO)



Ummmm.....we ate most of it, but there's a few pieces left over from dinner.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)

533 That was epic Ace

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (dCjum)

534 And Chex Mix. Did anyone order the pizzas?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (CA2NO)

*nom nom nom* Ooops, wait, I was supposed to share?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (NEIxp)

535 ONT's up!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (CA2NO)

536 And Chex Mix. Did anyone order the pizzas?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit

The pizza guy won't deliver to this shit neighborhood. We'll have to pick it up.

Posted by: Dang at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (Hx2XA)

537 Ummmm.....we ate most of it, but there's a few pieces left over from dinner.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 02, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)


I made Chicken tetrazinni and Bruchetta. Fam is Happy happy happy.

Posted by: LIV at August 02, 2013 10:01 PM (XIxXP)

538 293 This popcorn tastes like semen!
Posted by: Cheesy Mac at August 02, 2013 08:58 PM

Oh come on, like that scrunt even goes down let alone swallows!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2013 10:01 PM (IPdCd)

539 Now, racism = when white people just don't give a shit about black people.

Posted by: Jack at August 02, 2013 09:57 PM (gWHwW)



You mean racial indifference?


http://youtu.be/CJ1TaYwU394

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 02, 2013 10:01 PM (Gk3SS)

540 What's bugging me is the information for instance on CNN, points at CIA opersatives being hushed with polygraphs and threats, but doesn't state that Petreaus was ushered out and Obama appointed the new Chief.and they forgot to mention Ham and who else was it being shuffled out to another location (CIA?)it's just bugging me a lot considering Obama's malevolence towards CIA when He first became President. (similar to his being a Pig re: Supreme Court) if anyone remembers.africom or?
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 09:45 PM (nqBYe)

not overthinking it either. the administration desperately doesn't want to answer questions on this. the paniced reaction, and the continued stonewalling, are odd-and not just in a political face saving routine.

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2013 10:01 PM (ga+7c)

541 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 02, 2013 09:58 PM (CA2NO)

Oh, I've made some Chex mix for you, my dear. Extra Worcestershire... Lea & Perrins. Not that Walmart bullsh*t stuff.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 02, 2013 10:02 PM (Lq5WC)

542 There were 6 American fighters in the first attack plus 8 from

Tripoli in the second plus 16 Libyian fighters, total 30. Add the 37

civilians that were rescued, and a total 67 of our people were involved

and no one is available for a Press interview." He also makes an
interesting point about the saga of General Ham.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky,

wow even more!

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 10:02 PM (nqBYe)

543 Just posted the Atlantic link on the ONT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2013 10:03 PM (lVPtV)

544 would that liberals would code and subtext thier bullshit agitprop in movies, maybe then they would make a watchable one.

Instead, we get the excrement such as 2 guns, which contains a montage of the two protaganists forced to "cross the border like we force the mexicans to". It also includes the crypto commie Denziel saving one of the co-border crossers as Marky Mark looks on approvingly.

All this after Denziel has relieved two "Texan minute men" of their transportion.

Posted by: vikings fan at August 02, 2013 10:03 PM (WQhht)

545 Hey, I wanted to be a part of a Carolina meetup. We need a carolina meetup.

Posted by: LIV
-------------

I certainly agree. There may a couple of SC morons that could make it too. My problem is that even Raleigh is too far. I might[i/] manage Greensboro, but even that would likely be an overnight stay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 10:04 PM (aDwsi)

546 Barreled again...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 02, 2013 10:05 PM (aDwsi)

547 Holy shit! That was the War and Peace of rants! A masterpiece. Poetry.10++++=>11. Thanks Ace. I'm not worthy.

Posted by: maddogg at August 02, 2013 10:07 PM (G1L7J)

548 Anyone who would take the time to read this idiotic movie review and additionally give it more than 2 seconds of deep thought has problems that only the mysterious voices in their head can solve.....

Posted by: Jen at August 02, 2013 10:08 PM (fM+Ik)

549 Re. Heartland: So you haven't seen the episode yet where she kills the two Somali drug pushers in Calgary for "looking funny at her"?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2013 10:08 PM (BQ10H)

550 These asshats. Everything is political. Every damn thing is race.

Posted by: Why toothpaste is white at August 02, 2013 10:08 PM (EzRY5)

551 Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2013 10:01 PM (ga+7c)

if you wanted to undermine everything, you'd train wreck every tool america has.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 10:10 PM (nqBYe)

552 Willow; I think the whole thing boils down to the DoJ running arms to the Cartels domestically and the CIA running arms and weapons to the MB internationally. The administration is hip deep in this and I would bet you a dollar Captain Asshat and Shrillary are right there calling shots. And I would bet you another dollar the Affirmatif Akshun Preznit has been financed to a large extent by Saudi money from his early days in Hawaii.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 02, 2013 10:12 PM (hqMfv)

553 I'm naming my fantasy football team, Nietzschen Uberhorse.
By the way, Secretariat won the Triple Crown in 1973, the Vietnam war ended in April 1975, Watergate was 1974, so "The year Secretariat won the Triple Crown was the year the Vietnam War ended and the Watergate hearings began." clearly represents layers and layers of fact-checking.

Posted by: LexisTexas at August 02, 2013 10:15 PM (kPFAg)

554 Ace got all lazy and decided not to review this goobers review of The Blind Side.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 02, 2013 10:19 PM (dvRYt)

555 been financed to a large extent by Saudi money from his early days in Hawaii.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 02, 2013 10:12 PM (hqMfv)

Yeah the Saud's seem to have missed the 'arab spring'
or formerly known as the "days of Rage"Although i'm not certain of the connection to MB. are they the same sect?

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2013 10:19 PM (nqBYe)

556 Can we be honest about something though? Blacks really can't run their own govts, either here or in Africa.

Posted by: trump at August 02, 2013 10:20 PM (F8Lnm)

557 But seriously ace you turned shit into gold. It's like a homage to Plinkett does the Star Wars prequels. Nice work.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 02, 2013 10:21 PM (dvRYt)

558 >>>Ace got all lazy and decided not to review this goobers review of The Blind Side.

Ughhhh... should I?


Posted by: ace at August 02, 2013 10:21 PM (/IWYB)

559 "I hope there is an Issa hearing soon."

Don't put too much into what he's doing. I mean, has anything positive happened so far as a result of his probes?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 02, 2013 10:31 PM (Cn4aq)

560
If your main takeway from the most stupendously orgasmic refutation of a false racism allegation is to posit that, in fact, blacks cannot govern themselves, well, you are scoring points for the refuted idiot ...

Serious You Guys

Race isa false construct ...

Posted by: Joe at August 02, 2013 10:34 PM (ZFxg2)

561 Lol!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 02, 2013 10:35 PM (2CuCY)

562 #271. I do not use "sofa" or "couch."



I use "davenport."



It confuses everyone.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 02, 2013 09:07 PM (GoIUi)

Never forget the always-popular "ottoman".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2013 10:40 PM (fNpC1)

563 Ace: absolutely brilliant. Top form.
Hitting the tip jar next pay check. Hard.

Posted by: Rasputin at August 02, 2013 10:42 PM (k8inA)

564 Well, to put the obvious into words: O'Hehir is projecting. All entertainments exist merely to edify, to enrich and uplift the unwashed yokels who can't appreciate The Liberal Wisdom of Our Betters unless a genius like Aaron Sorkin puts it into pretty talk-pictures.

O'Hehir, lacking even that gift, is reduced to lavishing praise upon those who forward his worldview... and because he can't imagine anyone who merely makes something cool for its own sake, for fun - because the moral is everything -he blithely assumes that this is what's going on behind Secretariat or The Conjuring. This is why a leftist's mind is heavily marbled with larger contexts, code words, and crypto-isms.

Posted by: nightfly at August 02, 2013 10:45 PM (CFjGF)

565 Have you got a way to watch CBC via the intertubez?


Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2013 09:18 PM (XdnQT)

Nobody watches CBC, unless there's a hockey game on. That's why it is supported by the taxpayers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2013 10:46 PM (fNpC1)

566 I loved this quote from the idiot reviewer:

"Any time people get worked up about a menace they believe in but can’t
actually see – demons, Commies, jihadis, hordes of hoodie-wearing thugs —
they’re likely to take it out on the weakest and most vulnerable people
in society...."

I don't know if you can see demons, but the rest, you can. I saw Commies in Rome, when the wife and were on vacation about 10 years. They were having a protest march. We saw 'em, and they were real Commies, proudly so.

I've never seen a jihadi, but curiously I believe they exist and didn't take it out on the "most vulnerable people in society." Sure, I wanted to go beat up a poor widow lady, but I resisted the urge.

His last category, "hoodie-wearing thugs", is a bit vague, but if he is referring to Amish youth gangs, I haven't seen any; I live in the wrong part of the country, I guess.

The reviewer seems to equate "can't see" with "haven't seen", a logical fallacy. It is impossible to see a legit US $5000 bill with a picture of Benedict Arnold, but it is possible to see one with a picture of James Madison. Whether you have seen a Madison $5000 bill is irrelevant to whether they exist.

Posted by: jbarntt at August 02, 2013 10:57 PM (UNFot)

567
"The man masturbates stupid and ejaculates embarrassment."
Tears of laughter. Bravo.

Posted by: Jeffery Kempf at August 02, 2013 11:09 PM (45xbG)

568 Ace took the long way to defuse a load of weapons grade stupid. Apparently his Friday night is as boring as mine.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at August 02, 2013 11:25 PM (yQlfW)

569 Man, Republicans engineered Detroit to fail is really some tin foil hat/hate stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2013 11:26 PM (Oc/Nv)

570 That was some great take downs of his lame movie reviews too, Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2013 11:28 PM (Oc/Nv)

571 Heh. As a dead entity I can assure you demons exist and are as sexless as Andy O'Hehir is. Detroit and NOLA experienced their disasters due to Democrap corruption, plain and simple.
Andy boy, keep snorting those rainbow colored unicorn farts like cocaine. Just like the rest of your amoral, dishonest and sycophantic lefty buddies. Remember, even if you don't believe in Satan and Hell, they are a reality and there is plenty of room ...

Posted by: Richard M Nixon (DeRP-Deceased) at August 02, 2013 11:32 PM (knaXi)

572 I'm just remembering I read O'Hehir's stupidity on "Secretariat" before. An obviously unhappy man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2013 11:34 PM (Oc/Nv)

573 To be perfectly fair, Rachel Madow transcripts would scare the f**k out of me.

Posted by: cormac_mcroadie at August 02, 2013 11:51 PM (Acopv)

574 So lemme see if I understand this... if the people hanging witches back in Salem had been properly progressive and didn't care that Abigail Faulkner had a random clump of cells inside her, we wouldn't have to put up with this guy's drivel today?

Posted by: malclave at August 03, 2013 12:12 AM (OCRaO)

575 That O'Hehir really shows weapons grade level stupidity, doesn't he? He thinks the names of the horse and jockey is a plot? ROTFL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2013 12:14 AM (Oc/Nv)

576 Andrew, Roger Ebert is holding on line 1. He wants his job description back.

Posted by: Bill H at August 03, 2013 12:26 AM (3sZO1)

577 One time I wish ace'd steal from Shakespeare:
"Since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief." - Hamlet

Posted by: docweasel at August 03, 2013 12:29 AM (YPpzf)

578 This O'Hehir person has so little self awareness he qualifies as self-parody.

Posted by: Ben(the original) at August 03, 2013 12:34 AM (5E4Dt)

579 Time for the "Super Chicken Theme Song."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mv82jtp

puk-AAACK!

Posted by: Beverly at August 03, 2013 01:45 AM (b+Nlu)

580 This is a fine example of the Bill of Lefts #11 in operation.

"When your position can’t be substantiated by logic or facts, divert the
issue to another topic that defames or attacks your opposition’s
credibility. It is good if there is little justification to do so, and
even better if your spin is full of falsehoods and logical gaps. If you
are guilty of something, defend yourself by saying your opponent is
guilty of the same crime, even if it there is no truth in the
accusation.
"

Posted by: Seipherd at August 03, 2013 01:52 AM (y9L1G)

581 sorry, but i never made it past

these cities posed a psychic threat

psychic threat? wtf??

Posted by: Organic Non-GMO Free Range Hate at August 03, 2013 01:54 AM (+Ps3k)

582

Epic. Burn.


This guy would see racism and evil in a rose petal. He will die hating himself.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2013 06:21 AM (IXrOn)

583 Even Roger Ebert thought O'Hehirs conclusions about "Secretariat" were mind bogglingly stupid but he doesn't write in such a scathing way as Ace does:

http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/secretariat-was-not-a-christian

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2013 06:32 AM (Oc/Nv)

584 O, sorry. Ace. I didn't note your link to Ebert's column. His comments about O"Hehir's review were not as funny as yours.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2013 07:02 AM (Oc/Nv)

585 "James Wan is American, but he's Malaysian, so Andrew O'Hehir, who faints at the sight (or smell, or aura) of racism, has no problem reducing him to a socio-racial stereotype"

James Wan is actually a Malaysian-born *Australian*. That doesn't really affect your point, I just like to nitpick.

Posted by: jic at August 03, 2013 07:17 AM (zKUhI)

586 And he is ignorant of the fact that one of the original founding horsesfrom which all Thoroughbredscome from (of which Secretariat was one) was the Gadolphin Arabian named "Sham".

Posted by: shelby at August 03, 2013 08:41 AM (TKaeM)

587 And we're losing the culture war to these guys.

Posted by: RNB at August 03, 2013 08:43 AM (1/fQ0)

588 FUCKING. AWESOME.

Man, that was the best fisking I've read in at least 5 years...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 03, 2013 09:29 AM (vnB5E)

589 My youngest Boy Wonder (part time Metal guitarist who just cut his hair in the last two years) calls Hot Topic......Sad Kids Sears. I'm sure he's not alone.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at August 03, 2013 10:51 AM (6MiMG)

590 James Wan is not really malaysian since he is a self-loather

Start another riot I much


/Al Sharpton

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 03, 2013 10:53 AM (si4cu)

591 Wow, he threw a FOX News joke into one of his film reviews! Isn't he fucking brilliant!

Posted by: Hawk at August 03, 2013 11:13 AM (2dYnc)

592 Andrew O Hater is a racist nutjob.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 03, 2013 11:33 AM (si4cu)

593 >>> I washed a horse's cock today. True story.

That way, he doesn't pass along the clap.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 03, 2013 12:28 PM (RUw+I)

594 "On top of that: since 1974 All of those Mayors were black.
On top of that: the city council members elected sine 1964 have also been overwhelmingly Black."

Not to mention the city itself is 83% black.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 03, 2013 12:32 PM (RUw+I)

595



BRA-fucking-VO

Epic. Just epic. Well done ace.

Posted by: imp at August 03, 2013 12:57 PM (mS0GW)

596 Ace, this is just one part of the left's concerted effort to revise Detroit's history. The left does this over and over again. They create a talking point and get their comedians and celebrities to repeat it ad nauseum until 50% of the nation's uneducated population considers it common knowledge.

It's how they convinced half the nation that the Founders were nothing more than white slave owners, that Nazis were right wingers just pretending to be socialists, that Fidel Castro and Che Guevara were really great guys, that Soviet communism wasn't really all that bad, and that Reagan was a really bad president that no one liked.

Here's some more examples of the revision of Detroit's notorious liberal history that leftists are putting into overdrive:

Harris Perry: This is what it looks like when government is small enough to drown:

https://tinyurl.com/lu87b2y

Blaming Detroit's demise on capitalism

https://tinyurl.com/k3r7m6r

Ed Schultz: Detroit is filing bankruptcy thanks to Republican policies

https://tinyurl.com/mb6r6y7

Robert Reich: Detroit went bankrupt because the rich abandoned the poor

https://tinyurl.com/kozubgh

MSNBC host calls Detroit America's most Libertarian city

https://tinyurl.com/mdrd3us

Sally Kohn: Detroit set up to fail by racially biased policies

https://tinyurl.com/mgdktpj

Another piece from Salon blaming corporations for the bankruptcy of Detroit

https://tinyurl.com/n48k5ln

Posted by: | at August 03, 2013 01:12 PM (ZlqeO)

597 "Can we be honest about something though? Blacks really can't run their own govts, either here or in Africa.

Posted by: trump at August 02, 2013 10:20 PM (F8Lnm)"

Apparently white people can't either. One look at the make up of the Obama adminstration is proof positive.

Posted by: Jen at August 03, 2013 01:30 PM (fM+Ik)

598 >>>"Can we be honest about something though? Blacks really can't run their own govts, either here or in Africa.

"Can we be honest" is a bit of rhetorical throat-clearing in preparation of letting one's inner racist out.

Thanks for helping to confirm Andrew O'Hehir's entire worldview, Chief.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2013 02:39 PM (/IWYB)

599 I stole the "Think about it/I didn't" joke from Strangers with Candy.

I stole the Coward's Way Out joke from Jeff Ross, who used it, actually, about Gene Siskel.

At least you acknowledged it. O-Hehir stole the text/subtext joke from Joss Whedon.

Posted by: Dodd at August 03, 2013 02:59 PM (27FzT)

600 Brilliant, ace. Sliced and diced in a most enjoyable way. With a fuckin' hammer, no less. Valu-Rite's on me tonite, O Honorable Wordsmith.

Posted by: eureka! at August 03, 2013 03:17 PM (j0nzR)

601
What does he think a Christian exorcist team would use to drive out demons of the Old Bible? Rachel Maddow transcripts?

Satan just called to say please, anything but that.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at August 03, 2013 05:44 PM (1hM1d)

602 Ace, I think you're being too hard on chickens.

Posted by: VonZorch at August 03, 2013 06:04 PM (/kxz6)

603 Someone should make a movie about the Salem witch trials as a metaphor for the modern media's treatment of conservatives and see how idiots like this would respond.

Posted by: norrin radd at August 03, 2013 10:03 PM (WjnYe)

604 Rachel Madcows 15 minutes of fame were up when her lesbian ass was born.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 04, 2013 12:51 PM (si4cu)

605 I will follow you to the ends of whatever county Detroit is in, so long as that doesn't drag me into Ohio.

Posted by: fake voter at August 05, 2013 12:52 PM (rAIqn)

606 On your review of O'Hehir's review:

D@mn but you have a lot of patience.

Posted by: wyntre at August 05, 2013 07:52 PM (MrQiL)






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