Bob Filner: I'm Taking Some Time Off From My Job As Mayor To Heal, To Reflect, and To Masturbate on Strangers

Well, at least the first two. The third is implied.

On Fox, he's giving a press conference, or trying to, because the audio isn't working. He says he'll take two weeks off to undergo "intensive" behavioral therapy.

Then he'll be all better.

You can trust him. Would this face lie to you?


I will molest you in your dreams tonight

pic from @sdwinkler.

More: He claims the following: He will be at this "intensive counseling" full time, 24 hours per day, and yet he will also be running the city during this period.

Which doesn't sound full-time to me. I'm pretty sure I know the meaning of "full-time" and that's not it.

Video of the Press Conference Below.

Posted by: Ace at 03:14 PM



Comments

1 Filthy Filner needs to Flock off

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (RTYg0)

2 Bob Filner's Sex Therapy:


Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.

Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

3 Two weeks??? Every Democrat in CA is calling for his sorry ass to resign. 7 was too many, 6 was OK.

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (lZvxr)

4 I don't see a picture with this post...

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (cGlgB)

5 Aw, come on, Ace. Link the "Jackin' It In San Diego" video from South Park.

Posted by: Enrique Smug (formerly AmishDude, the Always Right) at July 26, 2013 03:16 PM (xSegX)

6 >
I don't see a picture with this post...


Posted by: Drew in MO at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (cGlgB)


Imagine the Joker's dirty old uncle

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:16 PM (8sCoq)

7 implied? what is this, The New Republic?

Posted by: Mallfly at July 26, 2013 03:17 PM (bJm7W)

8 Will his therapist be a woman?

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2013 03:17 PM (lZvxr)

9 I don't see a picture with this post...

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (cGlgB)



That's a good thing.

Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)

10 Wasserman-Test put him some f'ing knowledge.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 26, 2013 03:17 PM (SCcgT)

11 Go back to yesterday if you want to have nightmares. There is a picture of Filthy Filner to scare you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 03:17 PM (RTYg0)

12 Um, you can't even get off an addiction to chocolate in 2 weeks, but the MSM will give him a pass.

Posted by: joncelli at July 26, 2013 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

13 He ain't going nowhere!!!!!

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2013 03:18 PM (RLdcX)

14 He's not resigning?

Good grief these people need to be dragged out into the street and have the fear of God put into them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2013 03:18 PM (V1ZIU)

15 He is one scary dude. "Dude" appears optional also. Desperate and soon to be very, very alone. As it should be.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 26, 2013 03:18 PM (ndlFj)

16 Dem men are creepy to the core.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2013 03:19 PM (6H6o8)

17 His Danger name is Narciso Distress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:19 PM (lVPtV)

18 You would think a handler would know to tell him not to smile. My God, that alone should be grounds for impeachment.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 26, 2013 03:19 PM (ndlFj)

19 War on women...eleventy!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (RLdcX)

20
Ha. Two weeks therapy on a Carnival Cruise used to be called a vacation. Oh well, at least he'll keep his hands to himself. On his dick. Which he will only show to women and not touch them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk also known as Escobar Threat at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (4+FWp)

21
The concept of 'embarrassment' has disappeared from American life

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (8sCoq)

22 Behavioral therapy for a 71-year-old Democrat? Way to head that problem off at the pass, Bob.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (FcR7P)

23 That pic gives me nightmares.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (lVPtV)

24 Filner is going to spend some more time with his family.

Filner's family hardest hit.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (tWmgi)

25 He'll be manning window #7 at Gringots.

Posted by: Warthog at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (WDySP)

26 Not sure he fully gropes his situation.

Posted by: USA at July 26, 2013 03:20 PM (VIaw0)

27 LOL. He just came back out and said he was doing a second take. Then he repeated his statements.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (r+7wo)

28 He's poised to make a full recovery.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (DrWcr)

29 That's funny, my Creepy Perv name is "Bob Filner."

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (FcR7P)

30 Remember the first Men In Black where the alien skins the red neck guy and uses him as a "suit"? The part where his wife asks him what's wrong with his face and he pulls the skin back and stretches out his face?

That.

Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)

31 Martin Landau's psychotic twin, released from the cellar at last.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (ZshNr)

32 Every Democrat in CA is calling for his sorry ass to resign. 7 was too many, 6 was OK.
----------

Actually, they're not. The state party apparatus voted on whether to take action against Filner a few days ago and deadlocked - 24 votes to 24 votes.

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (UWFpX)

33 Why does he look like he's in a high speed centrifuge at NASA?




Posted by: B at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (5OEha)

34 I'm pretty sure the 'ettes could cure him of his problem in ohhhhh what, 20 seconds or so?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking for to celebrate my birthday now. at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (VtjlW)

35 Hello, Margaret. Bet u can't guess what I'm doooiiin?!

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (San0v)

36 So will His sex therapy be a tax paid expense?

and is this why women in the dem party need free birth control and abortions?
also at tax payer expense?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (Jy4tI)

37 I don't know which is scarier, that image of Filner, or the one on Bing today.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (p+XhY)

38 The "Deathwish" post in the sidebar got me thinking: a remake would be awesome with that kid from The Office, John Kryzinski or whatever. Nice guy shlub, who could be totally and brutally crushed and humiliated. Make it not just a revenge quest for his family, but the guy could get the crap seriously beat out of him by some thugs.

Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (IHLuR)

39 Rehab? Really? Really? That's all that's necessary feminists? Rehab?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (PZr1A)

40 It puts the lotion on the skin....

Posted by: Filner Up at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (/29Nl)

41 Oh, and we need Jackin it in San Diego!

Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (IHLuR)

42 I think the key point is that people like Filner and Wiener are expendable, since other Dems will take their place to finish the Detroitation of our cities. Clinton, on the other hand, could pretty much do as he liked because the Dems and MSM didn't want him being taken down by a Repub. (also because Hillary!'s obsession with power forced her to put up with almost anything the big nosed liar did.)

Posted by: Mallfly at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (bJm7W)

43 >>>30
Remember the first Men In Black where the alien skins the red neck guy
and uses him as a "suit"? The part where his wife asks him what's wrong
with his face and he pulls the skin back and stretches out his face?

YES, I meant to say this in the podcast last night but I didn't because I wasn't sure how many people would get the reference.

I guess "1 or more."

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (/IWYB)

44 A face for radio.

Posted by: Narciso Evil at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (L9Mr/)

45 alex, you bring the raptor's i'll bring the booze for our after chuckles.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (Jy4tI)

46 Filner is eager to face the challenges of the Ocean of Tomorrow with a
Diploma from the Escondido Academy of Not Being A Skeevy Pervert
Anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

47 And why is my danger name "Julio Cesar Gamble"? WTF?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (6H6o8)

48 Spitzer, Weiner, Filner - did anyone bet on the joo trifecta?

Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (DEsFp)

49 Shep is appalled.

Oh, and Shep's Danger name is Diego Menace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (lVPtV)

50 "Intensive counseling" at Mustang Ranch, most likely.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (+cx5n)

51
"I'm really looking forward to therapy," Mr. Filner ejaculated.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (pxDth)

52 YES, I meant to say this in the podcast last night but I didn't because I wasn't sure how many people would get the reference.

I guess "1 or more."

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (/IWYB)




Always trust your blog commenters!

Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)

53 34
I'm pretty sure the 'ettes could cure him of his problem in ohhhhh what, 20 seconds or so?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking for to celebrate my birthday now. at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (VtjlW)

That slow, huh? What knife are you working with?

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (tWmgi)

54 >He's poised to make a full recovery.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (DrWcr)


well-played

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (8sCoq)

55 What a pathetic POS! I live inSD and was horrified and shocked he was elected. He was a known asshole.

Posted by: Keena at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (cRzgp)

56 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (DrWcr)

57
Free Ballin' Filner

Posted by: soothsayer at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (+zMV+)

58 "intensive counseling"

Does that mean electrodes connected to his junk?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (QJu/m)

59 I said on the last thread that I wouldn't be surprised if Filner had already planned a vacation from Aug. 5 - 9.


Fox reporter just said the San Diego city council does not meet for the month of August.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (X6akg)

60
Oh hell No alert:


“...we discussed the fact that Ho Chi Minh was actually inspired
by the U.S. Declaration of Independence and Constitution, and the words
of Thomas Jefferson.”


-- President Obama talking to reporters alongside Vietnamese President Truong Tan Sang.



Commie.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk also known as Escobar Threat at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (4+FWp)

61 If Weiner's daughter married Filner's son, would she be Filner-Weiner?

Posted by: Exceptionally Mediocre at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKGJl)

62 FUCK!

*hides under desk*

Get the creepy lecherous Keebler elf away from me!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (4df7R)

63 Power is everything to them. They will never sacrifice it, lose it, surrender it, or be parted from it. They are special, elite, valuable, indispensable, just too damn critical to the well-being of the Universe to even entertain the notion that their divine right to rule might end.

Posted by: zsasz at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

64 Mayor Filner is poised for therapeutic handjobs.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (9XBK2)

65 "Intensive counseling" means 'not available for questions. Waiting for the story to die down'.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (FcR7P)

66 I guess "1 or more."


Posted by: ace at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (/IWYB)

Yep. The guy in the 'Eggar Suit'

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (tWmgi)

67 Dem men looking out for Womenz!


ass's to grab

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (Jy4tI)

68 This is a seminal moment for him.

In his pants.

Posted by: USA at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (VIaw0)

69 Who in the hell would have voted for that alien cattle abductor in the first place?

Zombie: Mustang Ranch is no more. The IRS ran it into the ground when they took it over.

Yes, the Federal Government lost money running a whorehouse.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 26, 2013 03:24 PM (qvify)

70 Dude could pass for any creature in The Dark Crystal

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (p+XhY)

71 He claims the following: He will be at this "intensive counseling" full time, 24 hours per day



And everytime he touches his pee pee, BAM!
Electro-shock therapy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (ABRnS)

72 40
It puts the lotion on the skin....


Posted by: Filner Up at July 26, 2013 03:22 PM (/29Nl)
Does a toy Yorkie or Poodle come with every "Rehab" too?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (ndlFj)

73 Same fuckweasel look on his face as Weiner. With the exact same result.

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (OlN4e)

74 \I'm pretty sure the 'ettes could cure him of his problem in ohhhhh what, 20 seconds or so?
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking for to celebrate my birthday now. at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (VtjlW)


Combined, or one by one?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (4df7R)

75 Is he going into the same program Weiner just graduated from?

Posted by: USA at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (VIaw0)

76 Filner would make one hell of a scary clown.

And I'm surprised that anyone can be "cured" of being a perv in two weeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (lVPtV)

77 Ok.

Republican:

"wide stance in the bathroom" - Ender
"moronic comment about rape and pregnancy" -Ender
"campaign funds obtained before a law was changed making that illegal" - Ender

Democrat:

"sexually assault women for years" - Therapy on the public dime and you keep your job.
"ranking member of the KKK" - Honored for service and only death removes you from office.
"leave a woman in a car to die when crashing over a bridge" - Let's win this one for Teddy because he's awesome!!!!!


Seriously. It's really embarrassing to be a democrat.

Posted by: � Sponge at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (xmcEQ)

78 Democrats are ugly.


But which is the case and which is the effect?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (fsLdt)

79 At least Filner only has a "I grope and molest adult women" face. It could be worse -- he could have the "I molest little children" face like Jim Messina (http://www.hyscience.com/creep2.jpg).

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (+cx5n)

80
“...we discussed the fact that Ho Chi Minh was actually inspired
by the U.S. Declaration of Independence and Constitution, and the words
of Thomas Jefferson.”


Marx? Never heard of 'im.

Posted by: Ho Chi Minh, Tea Partier at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (MMC8r)

81
Been there, done that. Literally
P.S. Be sure to ask for Svetlana, Fantastic therapist.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (vWlST)

82 Filner slips into counseling

Posted by: Narciso Evil at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (kPeSM)

83 Ahhh, just another day in our great republic! Are we fuckin' awesome, or what?!

Posted by: Major Kong at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (ChpRS)

84 Two weeks of 'hands-on' training. Can't wait

Posted by: Mayor Bob Fil-n-er-up at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (Pr6hk)

85 Now add one red rubber nose, white makeup, and blue eye shadow.

YOU'RE WELCOME

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (yPX0e)

86 If Filner really wants to follow the playbook, he needs to add religious conversion to his 'therapy'

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (8sCoq)

87 I wonder what his teen and young adult years were like. How does someone get a pathological urge to molest everything with two X chromosomes in a 3 mile radius?

Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (GQ8sn)

88 People like him, Weiner, and Huma, and Spitzer think they can say anything and people will fall for it.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (tXGg/)

89 With "abortion twins" Nancy and Wendy out on the town in Washington, we know that the apocalypse is ON baby.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (xmcEQ)

90 In my concerned quest for universal justice, I suggest he be trapped in an elevator with Huma Weiner.

Posted by: zsasz at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (MMC8r)

91 Does therapy include group hugs?

Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (9nLXu)

92 And everytime he touches his pee pee, BAM!
Electro-shock therapy.


...which he uses as others would use Viagra.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (FcR7P)

93 How is the Democrat party not financially responsible for this man's actions? If they want to keep him on the ticket, don't they vouch for him in some way? Lawyers win cases against companies all the time when their employees act badly, why not this group?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (IoTdl)

94 He reminds me of the post by Iowahawk that had Waxman as an alien invader.

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (UWFpX)

95 And Zombie makes a very rare appearance. Hi Zombie,

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (OlN4e)

96
therapist

the rapist

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (8sCoq)

97 Reminds me of a Benny Hill skit where he was posing as a therapist and the sign on his door read, The Rapist.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (vWlST)

98 As part of his therapy, "Big Shot" Bob will confine himself to the Mayor's office during his period of "intensive therapy".

All communication with him will be non-verbal via the "glory hole" in his office door.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

99 War on WOMENZ!

It's a democrat thing!

Posted by: tom daschle concerned at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (FcXCD)

100 If Filner really wants to follow the playbook, he needs to add religious conversion to his 'therapy'
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (8sCoq)

Ah have siiiiiiinnnned-ah!

Posted by: Bob "Swaggart" Filner at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (DrWcr)

101 Now add one red rubber nose, white makeup, and blue eye shadow.



And a large spider.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (ABRnS)

102 I am quite certain his is the face of squirrel black plague I have seen in the news recently.

http://tinyurl.com/n263uc4

Posted by: ChristyBlinky will now have nightmares. Thanks, Ace! at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (baL2B)

103 Hear that galloping sound? Apocalypse, bitches!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (lVPtV)

104 Well, we should all be glad that the Filner story, just like a good massage, had a happy ending.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (+cx5n)

105 This guy's one goal in life is apparently to be Smilin' Bob from the Enzyte commercial.

Posted by: grognard at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (/29Nl)

106 Michelle Malkin ‏@michellemalkin 3m

Hollywood idiocy: Jim Carrey cheers Lincoln Memorial vandalism as protest against 'corporate tyranny'

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (8sCoq)

107 THE DEVIL MADE ME GRAB HER ASS!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (wtvvX)

108 And I'm surprised that anyone can be "cured" of being a perv in two weeks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (lVPtV)


You are correct to be surprised, since the truth is they can't be. This is what is known as the "lay low" period. At the end of two weeks the hope is that the story will have faded enough that the MFM can go back to safely ignoring it again.

The guy's been doing this for decades. Two weeks of therapy - yes, even "intense" therapy -- will not fix a problem like that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (4df7R)

109 And everytime he touches his pee pee, BAM!
Electro-shock therapy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2013 03:25 PM (ABRnS)


I know I've said this before, but by the end of the day, all you see is a pile of ashes and a pair of eyes looking up at you with that "WTF just happened?" look.

Posted by: Bill H at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (3sZO1)

110 >>> he'll take two weeks off to undergo "intensive" behavioral therapy

Chemical castration just takes a trip to the pharmacy.

Steel is even quicker.

Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (8ZHc2)

111 Got a facility where I can get daily 'spongebaths'

Posted by: Mayor Bob Fil-n-er-up at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (Pr6hk)

112 Almost there. Know what the picture needs? A couple of large fuzzy spiders.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (ApiTO)

113 Didn't Kevin Costner go to some resort on his honeymoon, get a massage and ask for a happy ending?

Some other celeb was in Australia on his honeymoon and was photographed entering and exiting a massage parlor. These guys are outrageous.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (tXGg/)

114 I swear, he looks more and more like Bob from twin peaks in every picture.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (ELdpj)

115 brb, taking time off to reach out to more constituents...

...with my erect penis

Posted by: LOLFilner at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (ggRof)

116 I'm pretty sure that if you brought he and Waxman together and had them grin at each other at the same time you could replicate the Tunguska explosion...

Posted by: B at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (5OEha)

117 Good grief, his face looks like a really bad ST:TNG makeup job.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (DuH+r)

118 During my introspection, I'll also be keeping my constituents warm.

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (uYaYO)

119 I can't be a perv, I support abortion!

Posted by: Mayor Friendly at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (MMC8r)

120
Next time on Discovery Channel's Naked and Afraid:
Mayor Bob and a 5 ton Jenteal are dropped off in the middle of a volcano ringed by ferocious beasts and die. You'd watch. I know you would.

Posted by: jay in CDA at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (58uAl)

121 Weiner, Spitzer, Filner, oh my! Never trust an -er man.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (ZshNr)

122 You know what he looks he looks like what you'd get if you smacked Martin Landau in the face with a decorative cake pan made to resemble an Easter bunny.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (4df7R)

123 105 Those commercials were disturbing enough,Filner is the reality.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (9XBK2)

124 O/T WOW...

Guess i jumped the gun on that rather salty, terse e-mail to Tom Hofeller

In reply...

Reply sent by RNC to PJ Media A
anonymous post in PJ media that is based entirely on anonymous sources
makes the false allegation that the RNC and its redistricting consultant
Dr Tom Hofeller are spending RNC donations to develop “race- based
criteria” to “grab Texas and other states and place then back under
federal receivership”. The story fails to note that a contributor of
PJ Media, J. Christian Adams, was on the losing side of the effort to
renew the Voting Rights Act in 2006.Here are the facts:1. There
is no RNC effort what so ever to influence litigation or legislation
dealing with the effects of the Shelby County decision.2. There is no RNC effort to create any new criteria to replace section 4 which was ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.3. No RNC staff or funding have been used to for this purpose.4. There
isno RNC effort nor has there been any involvement in devising
criteria that amends “the Voting Rights Act to grab states and force
them to obtain Washington, D>C> approval.”5. There is no RNC effort nor have there been any attempts to use Hofeller’s “RNC-generated ideas to accomplish this goal.”6. On this matter there are NO “RNC generated ideas” – period!7. Of
the so -called Republicans in Congress that are “cool to this idea” PJ
Media cannot name one (see number 6 – there is no plan to be cool to).The RNC demands a full retraction and apology. Legal action against the source will be pursued.

***
Meh.. fuck em.



Posted by: dananjcon at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (jvd3N)

125 This intensive counseling, will it be held in Tijuana, or Nuevo Laredo?

Posted by: Bendener N. Filner at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (TLc8G)

126 I didn't know Filner had a film credit:


http://tinyurl.com/own2pnf

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (p+XhY)

127 I didn't know that a human being could actually look like that. Filthy Filner is enough to to make the notion of alien-human cross-breeds almost plausible...

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (AiYlm)

128 "95 And Zombie makes a very rare appearance. Hi Zombie,
Posted by: maddogg"

Not THAT rare. But I usually only jump into a thread around comment #546 or so, so they get lost in the shuffle. And hi back.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (+cx5n)

129
More quotes from the Filner public statement:

"It's going to be hard, but I'm hoping I can get this straightened out in two short weeks. Hopefully this saga will have a happy ending."

Posted by: Nosmo King at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (pxDth)

130 88
People like him, Weiner, and Huma, and Spitzer think they can say anything and people will fall for it.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (tXGg/)

And for about 53% of the population, they're right.

Posted by: joncelli at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

131 Oh Good.....Weiner now speaking at campaign event.


Back to back pervs FTW!

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (X6akg)

132
His face somehow reminds me of that creature with eyes in its hands from Pan's Labyrinth

Posted by: Bigby's Hands Over Fists at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (3ZtZW)

133 Now Weiner's up!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (lVPtV)

134 I must say that Bob is a wonderful looking wingman

Posted by: Henry Waxman at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (Pr6hk)

135 And for an encore........hheeeereeee's Wiener

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (RLdcX)

136 Weiner, Spitzer, Filner, oh my! Never trust an -er man.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (ZshNr)
That's Weina, Spitza, and Filna, you racist.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (DrWcr)

137 My therapist promises to fix the filthy. But she's sooooooo hawt....

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (uLzrM)

138 113 I thought that was Peyton Manning.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (9XBK2)

139 It's Perv Friday!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (lVPtV)

140
Good grief, his face looks like a really bad ST:TNG makeup job.


Smooth-Move Filner, the Smilin' Ferengi!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (wtvvX)

141 Face it ladies. Your wildest and most deviate fantasy begins with waking up to that face in the semi-light of the wee hours......

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (OlN4e)

142 123
105 Those commercials were disturbing enough,Filner is the reality.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:29 PM (9XBK2)

Except the women weren't playing their parts properly, so Filner had to make them.

Posted by: grognard at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (/29Nl)

143 I fucked Helen Thomas! This morning!

Posted by: Mayor Friendly at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (MMC8r)

144 Filner looks a little like Bob Barker from the Price is Right.

Posted by: Narciso Evil at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (L9Mr/)

145 It's Perv Friday!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (lVPtV)



Everyday is perv day here at the HQ!

Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (GQ8sn)

146 Anyone notice that he said "intimidating contact" and suddenly changed it to "conduct"?

Posted by: Vendette at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (K+I6z)

147 All communication with him will be non-verbal via the "glory hole" in his office door.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:27 PM (wtvvX)


Just speak into the pink, fleshy microphone.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (4df7R)

148 Well rickb cut in front of the Get Your Skull Cracked By A Moronette's Bat line

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (ApiTO)

149 O/T WOW...Guess i jumped the gun on that rather salty, terse e-mail to Tom Hofeller
----------

Yeah, I'd *really* like to know who the original source was on this one. This is a pretty serious accusation to throw at someone, and you'd better be able to back it up. Using anonymous sources is all well and good, but the person using them needs to have additional support for anything that the source provides.

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 03:32 PM (UWFpX)

150 Let me put my therapy in you!

Posted by: Mayor Friendly at July 26, 2013 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

151 I see that face and hear "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Posted by: booger at July 26, 2013 03:32 PM (E1tcO)

152 I have to admit, I did enjoy Filner's work as Aphex Twin.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8l5gr

Posted by: Brendan at July 26, 2013 03:32 PM (2jQGY)

153 If you watch the video, after it's done, click the link for WTF is this thing called.

I want to see her nekkid........

Posted by: © Sponge at July 26, 2013 03:32 PM (xmcEQ)

154 Bring out the Hellmans and bring out your best!

Posted by: Mayor Friendly at July 26, 2013 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

155 Now Weiner's up!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (lVPtV)


BWA HA HA!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:33 PM (4df7R)

156 30 Remember the first Men In Black where the alien skins the red neck guy and uses him as a "suit"? The part where his wife asks him what's wrong with his face and he pulls the skin back and stretches out his face?

That. Posted by: EC at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn) ---------That would be an Edgar Suit

Posted by: Cold Rage at July 26, 2013 03:33 PM (I5MWJ)

157 The meaning of Full-Time has been changed because ObamaCare

Posted by: Bigby's Hands Over Fists at July 26, 2013 03:33 PM (3ZtZW)

158 Bob Filner is so nice, he said anytime I was confused, I could always 'run it up his flagpole'

Posted by: Caroline at July 26, 2013 03:34 PM (Pr6hk)

159 Jeebus. Am I the only one who thinks Weiner and Filner are sort of proud of this shit?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:34 PM (lVPtV)

160 I fucked Helen Thomas! This morning!
Posted by: Mayor Friendly at July 26, 2013 03:31 PM (MMC8r)


Sloppy seconds, eh?

Posted by: Bill H at July 26, 2013 03:34 PM (3sZO1)

161 Filner...now Weiner.....Spitzer is prepping...followed by Larry Flynt.

Posted by: CJ at July 26, 2013 03:34 PM (9KqcB)

162 Now Weiner's up! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (lVPtV)

And thirty seconds later, he's down again.

Posted by: That's What She Said at July 26, 2013 03:34 PM (ggRof)

163
If Filner is going to seek therapy for his problem, maybe Ace should seek therapy for his humping trash can problem?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:35 PM (tXGg/)

164 Actually to call him a wiener is wrong. Weiner in german means cry baby

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2013 03:35 PM (RLdcX)

165 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me about this 'two-weeks' clause?

Posted by: Bob Packwood at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (MMC8r)

166 C'mon Spitzer......don't let these guys hog all the glory!

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (X6akg)

167 Am I the only one who thinks Weiner and Filner are sort of proud of this shit?

It's the Democrat way!

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (uLzrM)

168 Bob Guccione called, even he's disgusted

Posted by: phreshone at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (Pr6hk)

169 Weiner's "got to win them back."

Now he's all "blahblahblah middle class."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (lVPtV)

170 The public expressions of support by teh Democrats masked the desperate pleas for him to go away now before they make that face the face of the Democrats.

Pity. The only way that face could be more disturbing is with clown make-up. At least we still have Anthony Weiner who is disturbing no matter what he wears.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - owner of the Outrage Outlet by the 4-way stop at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

171 163 Ace now bitterly regrets the relations he had with Marco Rubio's trash.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (9XBK2)

172 Now, I'm not one for Southpark usually, but that video made me laugh.


Quality stuff.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (p+XhY)

173
So, anyone think Leathers will get an offer from Playboy/Penthouse? Or, is her face too butt ugly?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (tXGg/)

174
>>>Jeebus. Am I the only one who thinks Weiner and Filner are sort of proud of this shit?

Nope. I think they all do it pretty much, but these guys are being singled out - meaning, I guess, destined for greatness?

Posted by: Bigby's Hands Over Fists at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (3ZtZW)

175 What's with these guys? Don't they know this could darken the reputation of the fine party of FDR, JFK, and, uh, some other Democrat presidents with good reputations?? C'mon, quit thinking with the little head, guys!

If you want to talk to me more about this I'll be working the lounge at the Chappaqua Hilton tonight; Cankles is off doing something somewhere else, thank God!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (DLu2s)

176 166C'mon Spitzer......don't let these guys hog all the glory!He has to iron his socks first.

Posted by: Narciso Evil at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (jShXB)

177 >More quotes from the Filner public statement:


"I'm going to take this issue in hand and beat it- just beat it."

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (8sCoq)

178 If Filner is going to seek therapy for his problem, maybe Ace should seek therapy for his humping trash can problem?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:35 PM (tXGg/)

Marco's work with Chuck U Schumer already cured that affliction

Posted by: phreshone at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (Pr6hk)

179 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (/PCJa)

180 I hope he comes back with a drool blucket taped to his chin. I get the heebie-jeebies when I think of him slobbering on people's faces while examining tonsils*hurl*

Posted by: ChristyBlinky will now have nightmares. Thanks, Ace! at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (baL2B)

181 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (/PCJa)

182 The only fair thing would be if seven or more women thrust their hands and genitals, in no particular order, into my pants. That would teach me.

I'd be willing to suffer that for even more than two weeks. If I have to.

Posted by: THE Filner at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (eHIJJ)

183 My behavior was inappropriate, and I am taking a two week vacation going for two weeks of intensive therapy.

Oh, and.......middle class.

Posted by: Bendener N. Filner at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (TLc8G)

184 Filner...now Weiner.....Spitzer is prepping...followed by Larry Flynt.
Posted by: CJ at July 26, 2013 03:34 PM (9KqcB)


We haven't heard from Bob Menendez about his underage Dominican whores lately, have we? Let's throw him up on the podium after Spitzer.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (4df7R)

185 "Weiner's up!"

pix or gtfo lol tee heez

Posted by: you know a co-ed texted this at July 26, 2013 03:37 PM (ApiTO)

186
"People like him, Weiner, and Huma, and Spitzer think they can say anything and people will fall for it.


And for about 53% of the population, they're right."

TFG could rub one out under the Resolute Desk while giving a prime-time address and then mop it up with the Betsy Ross flag and that same 53% would cheer his courage, pacing, lube selection, and climactic monologue.

Posted by: Pablo Trouble nee Jaws at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (4I3Uo)

187 >Now Weiner's up! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:30 PM (lVPtV)




Has he waved his penis at the crowd yet?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (8sCoq)

188 He even scares the hell out of me!

Posted by: The Big Hairy Spider In MWR's Bathtub at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (HjPtV)

189 Sorta like Obama saying he "will not rest!" until ________ issue is resolved, and then boarding a plane to Martha's Vineyard or Hawaii for an extended golf vacation with the family.

Posted by: Marcy Furtive at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (2mSdf)

190 Think,just think,about the decline of morality alone in your lifetime.The older you are the worse it is.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (9XBK2)

191 Can you fucking believe this idiot got elected to ANY office in the first place?

I'm looking at YOU, San Diego....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (wtvvX)

192 Is it wrong to say "Thank God he wasn't ever around children....."?

Posted by: © Sponge at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (xmcEQ)

193 No, ace, he meant "Full time" as in "40 hours per week." So, see, he can run the city (under a Democrat that takes, what, 20 hours tops?) AND be in "intensive behavioral therapy" Full Time with no problems at all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (/PCJa)

194 Again, I don't have the stones to steal a single joke from this thread.

Steal, yes; broadcast, no.

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (8ZHc2)

195 the reason someone votes for Bob Filner is to make sure he has a police escort when within 1000 ft of a school

Posted by: phreshone at July 26, 2013 03:39 PM (Pr6hk)

196 Looks like the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has gone viral. Democrat pervertscoming outta the wood work, so of course the MFM will run 27 stories of Bachman's ethics investigation, and nothing on Filthy Filner and his fellow crab lice.

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:39 PM (OlN4e)

197 Democrat politicians are immune. They are shielded by their massive egos.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2013 03:39 PM (DuH+r)

198 And don't forget Harry PedoReid...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (wtvvX)

199 He even scares the hell out of me!
Posted by: The Big Hairy Spider In MWR's Bathtub at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (HjPtV)



Though we share this moment of solidarity, make no mistake: I hate you.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (4df7R)

200 It's like he's some sort of monster in a human skin-suit! Look at all those wrinkles in the face above the mouth and brow -- dude's rocking a skin-suit!

OT: Happy Birthday AtC. My Legions of Pugs, with their 480-degree time-vision goggle eyes, stand ready for your commands.

Posted by: acethepug at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (4kvfA)

201 Go back to yesterday if you want to have nightmares. There is a picture of Filthy Filner to scare you.

No need to go that far. Last night's ONT will do just fine.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (/PCJa)

202 Weiner, Spitzer, Filner, oh my! Never trust an -er man.


Bohner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (ABRnS)

203 51: Seamus HA!

Glad I didn't have anything liquid in my mouth to spew out.....wait

Posted by: Moochelle Snoochie Boochies at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (rcc0V)

204 Zombie: Mustang Ranch is no more. The IRS ran it into the ground when they took it over.

Yes, the Federal Government lost money running a whorehouse.

***

Well, civil service you know.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (Hx5uv)

205 Masturbating on strangers? Is that the middle-aged person's alternative to the "knockout game" played primarily by teens and young adults?

Posted by: Slappy at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (LTbLf)

206
"Ahem. Ve haff a new member of the group ziss morning. Efferybody say 'hello' to Bob F. from San Diego. Anthony? Can you fill Bob in on our group therapy groundrules? Please emphasize the 'keep your pants on at all times' rule. Zank you!

Now, Bob, let me start by telling you that contrary to my previous advice, I do NOT want you to carry out any penis-esteem exercises. You do NOT haff a very nice penis, and I never want you to mention your penis again. So now, let us begin..."

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (pxDth)

207 So he's claiming it's a generational thing.The creep's only 10 years older than me and I don't rememberheadlocks,aggressive groping, and askingwomen to work without pantiesbeing commonplace.

Of course, I wasn't working in politics and I'm not a Democrat so there's that.

Posted by: joanne at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (iN75m)

208 No need to go that far. Last night's ONT will do just fine.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at July 26, 2013 03:40 PM (/PCJa)


Yeah, that was one big nut he was sportin....

Posted by: © Sponge at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (xmcEQ)

209 Someone needs to do a smash up video of Miss America contestants throwing 'world peace' into their speeches, with democrats doing the same with 'middle class'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (TLc8G)

210 196 Remember that time the whore Bachmann throated down a corndog?Here's the video to refresh your memory.
The MFM

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (9XBK2)

211
"Jeebus. Am I the only one who thinks Weiner and Filner are sort of proud of this shit?"

Proud? No. Creatures like these have no pride in any conventional sense of the word.

They're just happy to be noticed and to have the accurate perception that this notoriety will translate into votes from the LIVs. The notoriety doesn't need to be good or bad, it just needs to be omnipresent.

Posted by: Pablo Trouble nee Jaws at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (4I3Uo)

212 That dude looks like a killer rabbit from outer space.

Posted by: troyriser at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (vtiE6)

213
I can't believe that today I agree with every single syllable of Drew the Neocon coblogger. One of us is having an off-day.
Don't tell me he likes Gabe's bad country.

Posted by: Extra Testicles at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (BTguA)

214 Carville, Filner, and Waxman go into a bar...

Posted by: zsasz at July 26, 2013 03:42 PM (MMC8r)

215 Republicans resign

Democrats don't

They keep winning

The GOP keeps losing

The GOP eats its own

The Dems don't

If the Stupid Party wasn't called The Stupid Party for good reason, there'd be a lesson to learn here.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 26, 2013 03:42 PM (7ObY1)

216 Filner, Weiner, Huma and Spitzer should just become porn stars. It would be infinitely more honest work than anything they've ever done before.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

217 >Think,just think,about the decline of morality alone in your lifetime.The older you are the worse it is.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:38 PM (9XBK2)

for me, it's gone from Eisenhower- the general who led the Allies to Victory in Europe in WWII- to 0bama, who does not like this country or half its people at all

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:42 PM (8sCoq)

218 That pic looks like it should be illustrating a news article headlined "First Scrotal-Facial Skin Transplant 'Less Successful Than Expected' Say Doctors"

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 26, 2013 03:43 PM (/lWM8)

219 Can you fucking believe this idiot got elected to ANY office in the first place?

I'm looking at YOU, San Diego....



This is my two fingers pointing at my eyes & pointing at San Diego: > <

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2013 03:43 PM (ABRnS)

220 175

If you want to talk to me more about this I'll be working the lounge at the Chappaqua Hilton tonight; Cankles is off doing something somewhere else, thank God!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2013 03:36 PM (DLu2s)

I almost forgot. I will not only "be working the lounge at the Chappaqua Hilton tonight," I will be doing this wearing my famous tight jogging shorts from 1993. You know, the ones that allow me to show off my pasty white legs and thighs, which just drives the ladies crazy.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2013 03:43 PM (LTbLf)

221 Think,just think,about the decline of morality alone in your lifetime.The older you are the worse it is.
----------

And the younger you are, the worse it's going to get. I think the rate of moral decay is accelerating.

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 03:43 PM (UWFpX)

222 You wingnuts just don't get it. Any sense of decency or propriety is extremely unappealing to our base.

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 03:43 PM (uLzrM)

223 "182
The only fair thing would be if seven or more women thrust their hands and genitals, in no particular order, into my pants. That would teach me.:

If a woman can thrust "her" genitals into your pants, you're in the wrong bar.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 26, 2013 03:44 PM (qvify)

224 oh, and for the middle class!

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 03:44 PM (Pr6hk)

225
Pic of the Day: King Long Dong Silver Rides Again!






http://tinyurl.com/k5mp8o8

Posted by: Sophie13 at July 26, 2013 03:44 PM (GLsd6)

226 I need to tweak Firefox to filter out all the photos on this site

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:44 PM (8sCoq)

227 If a woman can thrust "her" genitals into your pants, you're in the wrong bar.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 26, 2013 03:44 PM (qvify)

Or you're wearing some really roomy pants.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2013 03:44 PM (DrWcr)

228
Damn! Have you ladies seen those racy new shirtless Hugh Jackman pics?
http://tinyurl.com/c4z6v4q

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (OlN4e)

229 A huge part of sex offender therapy is victim empathy. This guy is not going to grow a conscience in two weeks.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (Hx5uv)

230 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: Bob Costanza Filner at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (ggRof)

231 I was born in the waning days of Jimmy Carter. It's like I was born under a bad star.

Though at least my young, formative years fell during Reagan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (4df7R)

232 Remember that time the whore Bachmann throated down a corndog?


Go on...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (ABRnS)

233 This rehab??

http://youtu.be/KUmZp8pR1uc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (RTYg0)

234
The idiots in San Quentin and death row are on a hunger strike. They just don't get the irony.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:46 PM (tXGg/)

235
"...So, to continue, last session ve vere discussing the practice of what I like to call 'pee-pee-pix'. Most of you know this as 'sexting' or 'tweeting your junk'. Now does anybody have anything to share with the group?

No, Bob, we do not vant to see a picture of your penis. Please, I must ask you to abide by the ground rules or I will haff to punish you.

No, Bob, that will not involve spanking.

Now, where, were we? Anthony? What have you learned about taking pictures of your penis? And I don't vant to hear another f-stop joke."

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer at July 26, 2013 03:46 PM (pxDth)

236
Masturbating on strangers?
Posted by: Slappy




A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2013 03:46 PM (kdS6q)

237 Damn! Have you ladies seen those racy new shirtless Hugh Jackman pics?http://tinyurl.com/c4z6v4q
Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (OlN4e)


HAH! And they LAUGHED when I bookmarked Untiny. HA HA!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)

238 The entire SlutWalk concept arose from a single sentence spoken by a Canadian Mountie at a violence prevention conference in Toronto where, after 45 minutes of other noncontroversial anti-violence advice, he added that if you want to decrease your chances of being raped or molested, it probably also would be a good idea not to dress like a "slut" in a scary neighborhood at night.

This outrageous outrage sent every feminist on the planet into apoplexies of fury and indignation, and re-energized the entire feminist scene. Why? because the guy who said the "insensitive" comment was a cop, and thus a member of the oppressive right-wing patriarchy.

And yet here we have passels of progressive politicians actually DOING the molesting and other demeaning creepy sexual stuff that the cop was only warning AGAINST, and there is, strangely, a deafening silence.

Why are we not seeing FilnerWalks? Why is no one throwing pink paint on Spitzer? Why do millions of New York progressive feminists still plan to vote for Weiner (even after his recent fall in the polls)?

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

(And by "hobgoblin" I mean Filner's face.)

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (+cx5n)

239 does wiener have a twitter handle? I want to give him shit

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (8sCoq)

240
If Wiener is Carlos Danger....
What is Filner's "online" name?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (n8LUb)

241 Whatev Dude, sarcasm spewing rather than dripping

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (HVff2)

242 A huge part of sex offender therapy is victim empathy. This guy is not going to grow a conscience in two weeks.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2013 03:45 PM (Hx5uv)


I don't see why they're so upset. I love seeing my throbbing member when I look in a mirror.

Posted by: Bob "Sexy and I Know It" Filner at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (ggRof)

243 >A stranger is just a friend you haven't met spooged on

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:48 PM (8sCoq)

244
239 does wiener have a twitter handle? I want to give him shit

Wiener's handle is @InHisShorts

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 26, 2013 03:48 PM (n8LUb)

245 Filner, Weiner, Huma and Spitzer should just become
porn stars.


Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2013 03:42 PM


Talk about images that can't be unseen....

Huma would demand that her contribution be a steamy encounter with Shrillery. Much as lotsa males love them some GoG action, I doubt this is what they'd have in mind.

Oh, BTW -- The New York Post has a story about Weiner's brother (who looks a whole hell of a lot like him, poor bastige) doing damage control for ol' Tony.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 03:48 PM (/RIVS)

246 149
O/T WOW...Guess i jumped the gun on that rather salty, terse e-mail to Tom Hofeller

----------



Yeah, I'd *really* like to know who the original source was on this
one. This is a pretty serious accusation to throw at someone, and you'd
better be able to back it up. Using anonymous sources is all well and
good, but the person using them needs to have additional support for
anything that the source provides.



Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 03:32 PM (UWFpX)

*
I don't see a retraction from PJM yet...this is getting interesting.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 26, 2013 03:48 PM (jvd3N)

247 If Wiener is Carlos Danger....
What is Filner's "online" name?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (n8LUb)



Narciso Distress.

Posted by: Tami - (AKA - Bernardo Furtive) at July 26, 2013 03:49 PM (X6akg)

248 New York Post ‏@nypost 2m

Watch: Activist actress Jane Fonda wears 'Hanoi Jane' T-shirt to promote Nancy Reagan film 'The Butler' http://nyp.st/11ju23a

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 26, 2013 03:49 PM (8sCoq)

249 210 196 Remember that time the whore Bachmann throated down a corndog?Here's the video to refresh your memory.
The MFM

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:41 PM (9XBK2)

If you're talking about Randy Bachman from The Guess Who and BTO, please provide pics.

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 26, 2013 03:49 PM (LTbLf)

250
I be Filner has moobs.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:49 PM (tXGg/)

251 Has anyone noticed yet that Filner looks like the Grinch?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 26, 2013 03:50 PM (DoZD+)

252 A stranger is just a friend you haven't [strike]met[/strike] groped.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2013 03:46 PM (kdS6q)


FIFY.

Posted by: joncelli at July 26, 2013 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

253 Inta Frottage

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2013 03:50 PM (TLc8G)

254 Dammit pixy, why can't I strike out??!!

Posted by: joncelli at July 26, 2013 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

255 It's only wrong if you're a Republican. Even a complete straight-arrow like Mitt Romney is still a patriarchal abuser because he ain't down with the baby-killing and Federal Gummint as baby-daddy.

If you're a good Dem, you can make every woman your fuckbuddy.

Posted by: zsasz at July 26, 2013 03:51 PM (MMC8r)

256 If Wiener is Carlos Danger....What is Filner's "online" name?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 26, 2013 03:47 PM (n8LUb)
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Inta Frottage

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2013 03:51 PM (TLc8G)

257 Filner's just one of those guys who rubs people the wrong way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 26, 2013 03:52 PM (ZshNr)

258 254 Dammit pixy, why can't I strike out??!!

Posted by: joncelli at July 26, 2013 03:51 PM (RD7QR)


Just use 's' and '/s' within the brackets.

Posted by: Tami - (AKA - Bernardo Furtive) at July 26, 2013 03:52 PM (X6akg)

259 Dammit pixy, why can't I strike out??!!

There's no joy in Mudville.

Posted by: Mighty Casey at July 26, 2013 03:52 PM (uLzrM)

260 History Channel loves them some Hatfield and McCoy stuff.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2013 03:52 PM (9XBK2)

261 joncelli: The formatting tag for a strikethru is just the letter "s," not "strike."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:52 PM (4df7R)

262 I have to say, I still love the Emily's List statement where they basically said, "It's worse to be anti-abortion than actually try to rape women."

Classy. Ladies.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at July 26, 2013 03:53 PM (/PCJa)

263 I be Filner has moobs.
Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 03:49 PM (tXGg/)


With that much loose, wrinkly face skin? You bet he does.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:53 PM (4df7R)

264 You know you are getting old when you can remember when the buttons above the comment box did something.

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2013 03:53 PM (OlN4e)

265
254 Dammit pixy, why can't I strike out??!!

Posted by: joncelli at July 26, 2013 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

*****


You did.

Posted by: Nosmo King- 'Danger' name for Seamus M. at July 26, 2013 03:54 PM (pxDth)

266 "Starbase One, this is Buffalo Six-One. Got priority target. Request One Five Five on target Hotel Juliet."

"Buffalo Six-One, roger priority request. Hotel Juliet is approved for priority. Splash in five mikes."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 03:54 PM (RTYg0)

267 Every time I see Filner I read Filcher. Who writes that Urban Dictionary, anyway?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro VT at July 26, 2013 03:54 PM (BTguA)

268 All right, everybody, let's give Wiener a nice big hand! Let's do the Wiener shake. If you don't know how, Just pretend you're shaking a can of Coke so you can squirt on somebody.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2013 03:55 PM (Hx5uv)

269 I'm old enough to remember when a candidate for office who admitted to masturbating to phone sex was no longer a candidate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2013 03:56 PM (TLc8G)

270 BTW, new podcast thread up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 26, 2013 03:57 PM (4df7R)

271 > Some other celeb was in Australia on his honeymoon and was photographed entering and exiting a massage parlor.

When they came for the AMPs I said nothing because I had just gotten a happy finish...

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at July 26, 2013 04:00 PM (ZWvOb)

272 260 History Channel loves them some Hatfield and McCoy stuff.

Ever heard about Arizona's Pleasant Valley War, aka The Tonto Basin Feud? Man, those fuckers made the Hatfields and McCoys look like pikers.

Just finished an outstanding book called Cities of Gold by Douglas Preston, that detailed this feud. Fascinating reading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasant_Valley_War





Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 26, 2013 04:02 PM (7ObY1)

273 269 I'm old enough to remember when a candidate for office who admitted to masturbating to phone sex was no longer a candidate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2013 03:56 PM (TLc8G)

Ah, yes, the long-term legacy of Bill Clinton's "private" sexual behavior as a Governor and President.

Posted by: Slappy at July 26, 2013 04:06 PM (LTbLf)

274
Walter White's canine counterpart:

http://goo.gl/9e36p1

Posted by: Big Tony at July 26, 2013 04:07 PM (tXGg/)

275 Anybody know at what level of government security loosens up enough to shake hands with a politician?

'Cause I'm on kind of a tight schedule here.

Posted by: average everyday DC tourist with a bat at July 26, 2013 04:13 PM (/lWM8)

276 That hideous goat does not need "behavior therapy." He needs a brain scan and retirement and a review of medications.

He either has swiss cheesing of the Frontotemporal lobe or his parkinson's drugs are all wrong - plus he's an aggressive jerk in other contexts than "lady within grab and drool distance." So probably he's just broken.


Posted by: Sarahw at July 26, 2013 04:13 PM (LYwCh)

277 We are having a Pervnado.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2013 04:16 PM (wAQA5)

278 DANGER/FILNER 2016
You Know You Want It!

Posted by: Damage Control Much? at July 26, 2013 04:18 PM (+Ps3k)

279 Another reason our enemies are shaking in their shoes.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2013 04:21 PM (l3vZN)

280 joncelli: "Dammit pixy, why can't I strike out??!!"

You're too sexy for your shirt?

Posted by: Right Said Fred at July 26, 2013 04:25 PM (eHIJJ)

281 Five to one he tries to get the therapist to give him a hand job.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 26, 2013 04:31 PM (RXQ2T)

282 The Dems didn't give a damn that Clinton was a rapist. Why should a pat on the ass bother them?

Posted by: ejo at July 26, 2013 04:31 PM (GXvSO)

283 Sleezeball.

Hope the women sue him into the stoneage.

Posted by: Y-not at July 26, 2013 04:58 PM (5H6zj)

284 "A mayor's got dead eyes...lifeless eyes...doll's eyes...and when he gets you in that headlock, and the screaming starts...I ain't never going back in City Hall, Mr. Hoopah..."

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 26, 2013 05:07 PM (XbBm+)

285 Brought to you by the law firm of…

Filner, Weiner, Spitzer, Clinton & Edwards

"Our body of work demonstrates that nothing is too hard for us to handle."

Posted by: Trubador at July 26, 2013 05:10 PM (MlrAE)

286 Turn over a rock and out crawls a Democrat.

Posted by: Narciso Scourge at July 26, 2013 05:28 PM (ZuiHO)

287 Harry Reid watches the South Park "Jackin' It" video every afternoon. In slow motion.

Posted by: Narciso Scourge at July 26, 2013 05:34 PM (ZuiHO)

288 Truly it is written: Politics is show business for ugly people.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at July 26, 2013 05:49 PM (UBL96)

289 If he survives whatever passes for creepy pervert lockup and emerges not groping actual women but instead spends his running the city down time hitting people up on Craigslist, he will see it as a win.

I wouldn't be surprised if this dude isn't busted at a truck stop within the year but, this is implied too.

The only way this guy could be creepier is if he refered to himself constantly in the third person.

"Bob Filner is bewitched by your eyes"
"Bob Filner is going to need you come come in on Saturday, mkay?"
"Bob Filner needs all the files out of the bottom drawer."

Posted by: James at July 26, 2013 09:14 PM (3Xgur)

290
A distant relation by marriage of mine was a foot patrolman on the San Diego Police Department during the 1930's and 40's. Policing was more "hands on" then, and Ivan went 6 foot 8 and 250 pounds or so. Most of that was muscle and nobody messed with Ivan more than one time--and very few tried even that one time.

I'm certain that Ivan could provide about 15 minutes or so of "therapy" for Filner and Filner's problems would be "fixed".

Only a narcissistic Democrat fails to learn not to ride the working stock in less than the time it takes to hear the message.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2013 02:41 AM (YCHvB)

291 Why do I get the feeling that you've been waiting FOREVER to have a reason to post that video?

Posted by: Bets at July 27, 2013 03:58 PM (tDvvM)

292 So he'll be cured in two weeks?

Carp, my book is wrong... it indicates that is should take at least 40 days to cure a ham, longer if it's particularly large.

Different type of cure? How can you tell?

Posted by: gekkobear at July 29, 2013 01:49 PM (X0NX1)






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