Montana Senate Now Open Opportunity for GOP

To f*** up, if we learned anything from 2012.

With Schweitzer out, Montana Democrats are scrambling to find a means of holding a seat they have held since 1913. That's right: the Class 2 Senate seat being vacated by Max Baucus has been held by Democrats for a hundred years.

With other salivating pick-up opportunities in South Dakota and West Virginia, along with vulnerable Democrat incumbents in Alaska, Arkansas, and North Carolina, Republicans have their third chance in three straight elections to win back control of the Senate. So that means only one thing:

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I have 100% confidence in this prediction.

Posted by: CAC at 12:33 PM



Comments

1 Montana Senate Now Open Opportunity for GOP
—CAC

To f*** up, if we learned anything from 2012.


****

I dunno Sharknado could get a sequel....

Posted by: Land Sharkelle at July 15, 2013 12:37 PM (r2PLg)

2 No matter how good the scenario, the GOP will find a way to bollix it up. Bank on it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at July 15, 2013 12:37 PM (zUi7I)

3 Allow me to reload my pistol, I've still got a foot left.

Posted by: RepubEstablishment at July 15, 2013 12:38 PM (FWwQD)

4 and with Harry Reid's nuclear option, even closer to repealing or defunding Obamacare.

Posted by: X at July 15, 2013 12:39 PM (KHo8t)

5 Common people--UPTIMISM!!!

Posted by: Land Sharkelle at July 15, 2013 12:40 PM (r2PLg)

6 All the prospective GOP candidates will get together for a joint press conference about rape. That should keep the senate for the Dems.

Posted by: joncelli at July 15, 2013 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

7 We could do a Poppin' Fresh and try to persuade Rick Santorum to run. After all, several of the excuses shown on the map -- BTW: helluva job, CAC! -- already apply to him.

That's what ya call mo-mentum, baby!

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 15, 2013 12:40 PM (/RIVS)

8 Come on people

Shit how the hell did it come up "common people"

Posted by: Land Sharkelle at July 15, 2013 12:41 PM (r2PLg)

9 This map is at least closer to plaid.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 15, 2013 12:41 PM (pEz1z)

10 Realize now that Chris Christie could have made it only two competiive seats we need to win if only he'd appointed a NJ Senator through 2016.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (UypUQ)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (/PCJa)

12 so does the montana GOP nominate someone who's full blown insane or just pants on head retarded?

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (HEa5q)

13 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (/PCJa)

14 Republicans are in the Fail business, and business is good.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (qRasw)

15
the Class 2 Senate seat being vacated by Max Baucus has been held by Democrats for a hundred years.




Frankly, the Republicans haven't done that much better for the Class 1 seat.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (kdS6q)

16 Jeffrey Toobin ‏@JeffreyToobin 13 Jul
Trayvon got the death penalty for buying Skittles in a hoodie. I understand it, but still . . .

I thought this guy was an atty? What an idiot!

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 15, 2013 12:42 PM (cjFRv)

17 This map is at least closer to plaid.

It's plaid as interpreted by Jackson Pollock.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 15, 2013 12:43 PM (/PCJa)

18 UPTIMISM!!!

Posted by: Land Sharkelle at July 15, 2013 12:40 PM


Didn't you really mean "URPTIMISM?"

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 15, 2013 12:43 PM (/RIVS)

19 OT, but wanted to put my thanks where they'd be likely seen sooner: Tammy sans Thor, McGregor, torquewrench, Crazee, Jake in ID, me a creep-assed cracka, Adriane, RWC, and Bebes Boobs Destroy, thank you for your prayers and good wishes on the ONT for my brother in law's family. I didn't want to go to bed without somebody waking, and I really appreciate the prayers and thoughtful comments. Thank you

Posted by: barbarausa at July 15, 2013 12:43 PM (WWeoI)

20 WTF is a Class 2 Senate seat? Is it missing the built-in massage action?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2013 12:44 PM (8ZskC)

21 Thank you for that question about the economy. Let me take this opportunity to discuss an upsetting and divisive social issue instead, then double down on my error. Have I set out my policy on clown rape?

Posted by: Average GOP Nominee at July 15, 2013 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

22 The flaw in your predictions is simple - you still think the election results have some correlation to the votes cast.

The vote totals to be reported are only those that the Regime wishes to be reported. No other result will be allowed.

You're still pretending that votes are actually counted. You are still under the misapprehension that the next election will be free.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at July 15, 2013 12:45 PM (m8ca0)

23 We should give it to the Dems. As a token of bipartisanship and reaching across the aisle.

Posted by: Senator John McCain at July 15, 2013 12:45 PM (EZl54)

24 LOL, CAC, your map is epic.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at July 15, 2013 12:45 PM (4fa/p)

25
Well, put me in the 'fuck it' green line on that map.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2013 12:45 PM (4+FWp)

26 So, as long as we don't get any Todd Akins and don't get any Gabriel Gomezes, we're set?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 15, 2013 12:46 PM (YYJjz)

27 From the map I predict Hawaii and Alaska will soon see a massive influx of illegal aliens

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2013 12:46 PM (8ZskC)

28 The real question is do we have a chance in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 15, 2013 12:46 PM (qRasw)

29
WTF is a Class 2 Senate seat? Is it missing the built-in massage action?
Posted by: Cicero



Article I, Section 3 of the U. S. Constitution:

Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 15, 2013 12:47 PM (kdS6q)

30 I'm sitting right in the middle of that map, staring at you. Can you spot me? No, you can't.

Posted by: Alaskan Chameleon at July 15, 2013 12:47 PM (Ks4nX)

31 This map is at least closer to plaid.


That map makes my eyes hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2013 12:47 PM (uwLxR)

32 28
The real question is do we have a chance in Pennsylvania?


Posted by: Dr Spank at July 15, 2013 12:46 PM (qRasw)

Yes, I plan to capture Philadelphia with my stance on eliminating all forms of welfare. Win-win!

Posted by: Average GOP Nominee at July 15, 2013 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

33 I need to know amnesty is dead before I'm going to bother worrying about voting again.

Posted by: Methos at July 15, 2013 12:47 PM (hO9ad)

34 I have 100% confidence that the GOP could screw up most anything.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (f9c2L)

35
This map is at least closer to plaid.


Posted by: Waterhouse at July 15, 2013 12:41 PM (pEz1z)







Word.

We're gonna goad CAC into our plaid maps.....or else.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (TIIx5)

36
good point at #22. I am not even sure votes are actually counted anymore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (4+FWp)

37 So, as long as we don't get any Todd Akins and don't get any Gabriel Gomezes, we're set?

So, what I hear you saying is, "We're screwed."

Glad that's cleared up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (/PCJa)

38 Jeffrey Toobin has been an interesting transition to watch. He used to debate issues using facts and logic as well as his considerable mental abilities but he kept losing arguments that way so now his entire debating repertoire consists of variations on, "Fuck you, right wing racist!"

It's kind of a shame because he used to be interesting to listen to.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (31Nrp)

39 I hear Todd Akin is available...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

40 This is the finest map in the history of cartography since Ptolemy.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:48 PM (mCNwt)

41 Get Dede Scozzafava on the phone!

Posted by: Karl Rove at July 15, 2013 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

42 This map is hardly believable with its distinct lack of plaid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2013 12:49 PM (xvZYu)

43 i need a map for this map

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 15, 2013 12:49 PM (8JJ6O)

44

Hmmm... Georgia is an open Republican seat and Sam Nunn's daughter is running for the Dems.

There's net -1.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 15, 2013 12:50 PM (kdS6q)

45 I remain optimistic. But of course, I'm always optimistic.

I relish the idea of Obama having to veto the repeal of his ACA.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 15, 2013 12:50 PM (UypUQ)

46 Montana Senate Now Open Opportunity for GOP -for me to poop on!

Posted by: Triumph at July 15, 2013 12:50 PM (dSE0q)

47 The scale on this map is 1 inch = awesome.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:50 PM (mCNwt)

48 "28
The real question is do we have a chance in Pennsylvania?


Posted by: Dr Spank at July 15, 2013 12:46 PM (qRasw)"

If Obama's feckless attitude towards national security results in terrorists nuking Philadelphia, yes. Otherwise, not likely.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at July 15, 2013 12:51 PM (31Nrp)

49 The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year.


So it's like the Chinese Calendar? 2014 is the Year of the 'tard?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2013 12:51 PM (uwLxR)

50 Didn't you really mean "URPTIMISM?"

More like DERPTIMISM

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 15, 2013 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

51 Terry Lynn Land in Michigan might have a fighting chance if the Democrats put up someone so bad he only gets 100% of the Detroit vote (instead of the usual 116% to 120%).

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 15, 2013 12:51 PM (QXlbZ)

52 CAC just go ahead and say fuck, because the Republicans will fuck it up. That is all they are good for, fuck, fuckity fuckers.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitiviy at July 15, 2013 12:51 PM (HVff2)

53 looks like a job for me.

Posted by: ORCA at July 15, 2013 12:52 PM (EZl54)

54
I saw this map in the back of an airline magazine.

Posted by: Foghorn LEghorn at July 15, 2013 12:52 PM (/fV+d)

55 Canadians. An all along I thought it was the Beltway Insiders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2013 12:52 PM (8ZskC)

56 I'm a complete eyeore on this issue. I'll be pleased if it happens but hopes? Not many.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 15, 2013 12:52 PM (XIxXP)

57 The only reason I want the GOP to win is because they're not 100% Democrats.

Posted by: zsasz at July 15, 2013 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

58 Oh.....I guess we're still not done with the LOLPURITY argument.


Awesome.


lolpurity.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (KXm42)

59 If the repub is squishy, they'll vote democrat so...

Posted by: RiverC at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (El+h4)

60 I'm with the folks saying they'll screw it up. Politicians, they could screw up a wet dream.

Posted by: White Hispanic at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (0nWDp)

61

The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the
Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of
the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth
Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year.












So the Founders based Senate elections rules on the rules for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (TIIx5)

62 So it's like the Chinese Calendar? 2014 is the Year of the 'tard?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2013 12:51 PM (uwLxR)


Class 1: The Class of the RatClass 2: The Class of the QuislingClass 3: The Class of the RINO Shitweasel

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (8ZskC)

63 We can Senate win do?

*licks window*

Posted by: Teh Geee Ohhh Peee at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (NF2Bf)

64 The Map From The Seventh Dimension!


You left out "But she's a witch!"

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (VtjlW)

65 Did I ever tell you guys aboutthe time I screwed up cold cereal?

Posted by: The Republican Party at July 15, 2013 12:53 PM (5iuEW)

66 does this map make the gop look stupid?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 15, 2013 12:54 PM (8JJ6O)

67 19 OT, but wanted to put my thanks where they'd be likely seen sooner: Tammy sans Thor, McGregor, torquewrench, Crazee, Jake in ID, me a creep-assed cracka, Adriane, RWC, and Bebes Boobs Destroy, thank you for your prayers and good wishes on the ONT for my brother in law's family. I didn't want to go to bed without somebody waking, and I really appreciate the prayers and thoughtful comments. Thank youPosted by: barbarausa at July 15, 2013 12:43 PM (WWeoI) What am I? Chopped Liver?

Posted by: Chopped Liver at July 15, 2013 12:54 PM (GgPam)

68 This map needs a spider lurking in the corner

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:54 PM (mCNwt)

69 Have I mentioned that I plan to employ amateurs and ideologically indifferent consultants as my campaign staff? It worked so well for Mitt Romney!

Posted by: Average GOP Nominee at July 15, 2013 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

70 The Monatne Senate Republican nominee?

Wee Fuk Up

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 15, 2013 12:55 PM (wtvvX)

71

Remember kids, Susan Collins and Lindsey Graham need your help to take back the Senate for Conservatism in 2014.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 15, 2013 12:55 PM (kdS6q)

72 Rubio really screwed the fucking dog.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2013 12:55 PM (KXm42)

73 Wee Fuk Up

Pilot for Romney's campaign jet.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:55 PM (mCNwt)

74 Bob Dole is tanned ,rested and ready.

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 15, 2013 12:56 PM (EZl54)

75

does this map make the gop look stupid?

No, the gop makes the gop look stupid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (4+FWp)

76 Missing among the map's list of excuses is "MANATEEPHOON!"

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (mCNwt)

77 Wee Fuk Up



Pilot for Romney's campaign jet.



Racists.

Posted by: Wing Too Lo at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

78 and erect!!!!!

Posted by: lizzy dole at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (8JJ6O)

79 OT/

RE: CTV News: Raven asks for help with porcupine quills

The porcupine did not "attack" Ravon the Raven. He was acting in self-defense.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (UypUQ)

80 FTR, I thought the Republicans would not win the Senate and that Obama would probably win a close election. But nobody wanted to hear about Obama's overwhelming media blitz in Florida and creepy microtargeting. Or Romney's FUBAR Hispanic (lack of) outreach. Not advocating pandering, just having Spanish speakers call certain areas, like Bush did in 2000 & 2004.

Posted by: Beagle at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (bxJO9)

81 72 Rubio really screwed the fucking dog.

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How many times have I told you?!? You don't screw the dog, you cook the dog!

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at July 15, 2013 12:57 PM (a3iAA)

82 To prepare for this election we will fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet.

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 12:58 PM (31Nrp)

83
There will be no puppeh eating or puppeh fucking on this blog!

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 15, 2013 12:59 PM (cjFRv)

84 Si, se puede!

Posted by: 18 million natural conservatives at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (EZl54)

85 Republicans + wet dream = small house fire

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (qRasw)

86 >I'm with the folks saying they'll screw it up. Politicians, they could screw up a wet dream.


But to REALLY screw up, you need the National Republican Senatorial Committee

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (8sCoq)

87 KTVU is now studying this map to determine if Alaska is indeed south of Arizona.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (mCNwt)

88 Pilot for Romney's campaign jet.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:55 PM (mCNwt)

The airline is supposedly going to sue the TV station for harming their reputation.

Posted by: RWC at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (fWAjv)

89 83
There will be no puppeh eating or puppeh fucking on this blog!



How intolerant!!!

Posted by: White Hispanic at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (0nWDp)

90
BTW - looks like the current bet is +2 net for the Republicans, assuming the toss-ups break-even.

https://tinyurl.com/pecl44x

Scroll down to the Latest Predictions summary.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 15, 2013 01:01 PM (kdS6q)

91 OT: Literary criticism.

The central message of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, according to Florida State University’s Margaret E. Wright-Cleveland: “White people are the problem.”

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 15, 2013 01:01 PM (Hx5uv)

92 You're missing the line pointing to my area, Western NY, which would say "The GOP is only for the rich, and besides, look how well that one-party rule has worked out for Buffalo and NYS in general all these decades upon decades."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 15, 2013 01:01 PM (7ObY1)

93 There will be no puppeh eating or puppeh fucking on this blog!

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 15, 2013 12:59 PM (cjFRv)


UUUURP!

Posted by: Teh Dog Eating SCOAMT at July 15, 2013 01:01 PM (o44nj)

94 You know that one way that we can screw this up? The only way this could turn out in the Dem's favor? No?

Don't worry, we'll find it. Just in time, too!

Yay us!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at July 15, 2013 01:02 PM (i2Lsf)

95 The airline is supposedly going to sue the TV station for harming their reputation.

---

Per word from their lawyer, Yu So Fukd.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at July 15, 2013 01:02 PM (a3iAA)

96 I find these joke Asian names distasteful and racist.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at July 15, 2013 01:02 PM (mCNwt)

97 We flipped the Senate!!


Does anybody have any idea what we do next?

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 01:03 PM (4XER9)

98 Just found out that most folks do NOT screw up a wet dream. Who knew?

Posted by: The GOP Establishment at July 15, 2013 01:03 PM (7ObY1)

99 re 67--well, if your name is Chopped Liver, then yes? If I left someone out I'm sorry, didn't mean to. Thanks to all

Posted by: barbarausa at July 15, 2013 01:03 PM (WWeoI)

100 We flipped the Senate!!





Does anybody have any idea what we do next?

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 01:03 PM (4XER9)


Bipartisanship?

Posted by: John McCain at July 15, 2013 01:04 PM (8ZskC)

101 We flipped the Senate!!

Hey, that Obamacare is pretty good stuff , huh?

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 01:04 PM (EZl54)

102 The Republican candidate is too anti-woman/stupid/corrupt/Christian.

Posted by: MFM Stylebook at July 15, 2013 01:04 PM (QupBk)

103 Bipartisanship?


Posted by: John McCain at July 15, 2013 01:04 PM (8ZskC)

Immigration reform!

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 15, 2013 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

104 But can we flip Guam?

Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (mCNwt)

105 Does anybody have any idea what we do next?


Reach across the aisle. Or you'll get yelled at and called names.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (KXm42)

106
I don't know what the big deal is, I flip off the senate all the time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (4+FWp)

107 I find these joke Asian names distasteful and racist.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome

Word.

Posted by: Jack Doff at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)

108 I find these joke Asian names distasteful and racist.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome at July 15, 2013 01:02 PM (mCNwt)

I'm sorry, just keep cranking out the spicey orange beef and I'll stop.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (XIxXP)

109 This map needs a spider lurking in the corner
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 15, 2013 12:54 PM (mCNwt)


I feel confident that I speak for MWR as well when I say, from the bottom of my soul shaped cavity, get thunderfucked by the Barbed Cock of Satan.


Oh and don't think I have forgotten or forgiven the Sunday Book Thread. *plots*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: Jack Doff at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)

111 Side note: Just left the Ronald Reagan building. In the food court were twelve to fifteen black men wearing hoodies reading "Don't shoot!"

I was tempted to walk by and say "don't smash my face into the pavement."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (fwARV)

112 48 "28
The real question is do we have a chance in Pennsylvania?



The 110% of Philadelphians who voted for Obama think not.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 15, 2013 01:06 PM (7ObY1)

113 But it matters not... because the GOP will loose out on the Latino Vote this election....

Posted by: GOP in Washington DC at July 15, 2013 01:06 PM (lZBBB)

114 KTVU has sent a reporter to ask the NTSB why Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle.

Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:06 PM (mCNwt)

115 Top.Men.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (QJYiy)

116 111 Side note: Just left the Ronald Reagan building. In the food court were twelve to fifteen black men wearing hoodies reading "Don't shoot!"

I was tempted to walk by and say "don't smash my face into the pavement."

---

I only recommend trying that if you're armed and have enough ammo for the crowd that comes after you.


Granted, you may only need a few shots to convince them it is not worth the attempt.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (a3iAA)

117 Side note: Just left the Ronald Reagan building. In the food court were twelve to fifteen black men wearing hoodies reading "Don't shoot!"

I was tempted to walk by and say "don't smash my face into the pavement."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (fwARV)



Now, now, now, let's be fair. They may have been visiting from LA.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

118 We flipped the Senate!!

NOW MOAR MONEY FOR PUBLIKSKOOL!

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (EZl54)

119 KTVU has sent a reporter to ask the NTSB why Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle.
Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:06 PM (mCNwt)


Cause Mrs. Pepper is a bitch.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (XIxXP)

120 27 From the map I predict Hawaii and Alaska will soon see a massive influx of illegal aliens



Why, Hawaii could tip right over!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (7ObY1)

121 >I find these joke Asian names distasteful and racist.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at July 15, 2013 01:02 PM (mCNwt)


Word

Posted by: Hu Flung Du at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (8sCoq)

122 I was tempted to walk by and say "don't smash my face into the pavement."

Is that like don't put beans in your ears?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (Hx5uv)

123 114 KTVU has sent a reporter to ask the NTSB why Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle.

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KTVU has asked Siri for directions on how to pour piss out of a boot.

Seems they were too lazy to read the instructions on the heel.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (a3iAA)

124 Posted by: Jack Doff at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)

Shooting blanks, buddy?

Posted by: Brandon Lee at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (hO9ad)

125 Granted, you may only need a few shots to convince them it is not worth the attempt.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 15, 2013 01:07 PM (a3iAA)

My service weapon carries 15+1

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (fwARV)

126 Does anybody have any idea what we do next?

Posted by: The GOP


Stop practicing blow jobs on that shotgun, for one thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (xvZYu)

127 You KNEW it was just a matter of time.

Rachael Corey Downfall parody:

http://tinyurl.com/qy57eha

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (uwLxR)

128
the bottom of my soul shaped cavity

I found those words oddly erotic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2013 01:09 PM (4+FWp)

129 GOP =

Good
Opportunities
Pissed Away

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2013 01:10 PM (+cx5n)

130 Posted by: White Hispanic at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (0nWDp)


You, know your nic makes me wonder if the New York Times isn't really on to something. So much of the Republican message (when our candidates are not busy shooting themselves in the foot, shitting in their pants or selling out to the Democrats) is about a positive vision of a united, peaceful and prosperous country while the Democrats seem to be doing quite well selling race hate and division.


The Trayvon Martin might be the place to change directions. The black Democrats drew the lines as black Anglos against white Anglos and White Hispanics. OK. Let's take Compton nation wide.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at July 15, 2013 01:10 PM (31Nrp)

131 Take one of these forget-me-nows and love us again!

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 01:10 PM (EZl54)

132 Let's pass a bill to make it illegal to criticize Obama. You know, to get on the media's good side.

Posted by: RNC at July 15, 2013 01:10 PM (qxcKC)

133
Pushing down Ace like a fat woman is a capital offense, especially for a wishcasting post.

Posted by: Soothsayer, a.k.a. hose-b at July 15, 2013 01:11 PM (KwX0v)

134 You know the kind of cancer that you eventually get better from? This ain't that.

Posted by: The GOP at July 15, 2013 01:11 PM (QupBk)

135 The airline is supposedly going to sue the TV station for harming their reputation.

Posted by: RWC at July 15, 2013 01:00 PM (fWAjv)


Doing fucking cartwheels on the runway and shutting down SFO for other airlines might have something to do with those cocksuckers' reputation being harmed. I'd like an 800 number where I can file a claim for the additional expenses accrued from some family members' flight to SFO being cancelled for three goddamned days. Until those garlic reeking little dickholes make me whole, they can piss up a rope with their complaints.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2013 01:11 PM (QJYiy)

136 KTVU launches an investigative report to ask the GOP "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:11 PM (mCNwt)

137 FNC reporting that Holder may announce charges against Z with a speech the *cough* AG will be giving shortly.

Posted by: Soona at July 15, 2013 01:12 PM (hkGkE)

138 127 You KNEW it was just a matter of time.

Rachael Corey Downfall parody:

http://tinyurl.com/qy57eha
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2013 01:08 PM (uwLxR)


Angela...ANGELA. You got me all excited for nothing. Regardless, the Angela Corey Downfall is EXCELLENT two thumbs up!

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 15, 2013 01:12 PM (cjFRv)

139 Hi! I anticipate having both houses held by my party as I watch the GOP let me bumble my way to the presidency! Want a beer?

Posted by: Joe Biden, SOOOOPER Genius at July 15, 2013 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

140 The only reason that idiot, Tester, won MT last time was because the Dems are smart enough to know that if they back a third party isolationist, they stand a better than normal chance.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2013 01:13 PM (UzPAd)

141 137
FNC reporting that Holder may announce charges against Z with a speech the *cough* AG will be giving shortly.

Posted by: Soona at July 15, 2013 01:12 PM (hkGkE)

Sigh. But don't you dare call it double jeopardy.

Posted by: joncelli at July 15, 2013 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

142 Captain Hate.....


I'm sensing you had some skin in that game.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2013 01:13 PM (KXm42)

143 FNC reporting that Holder may announce charges against Z with a speech the *cough* AG will be giving shortly.

Bills of attainder? Check.

There is no law, only power.

Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:14 PM (mCNwt)

144
Side note: Just left the Ronald Reagan building. In the food court
were twelve to fifteen black men wearing hoodies reading "Don't shoot!"



I was tempted to walk by and say "don't smash my face into the pavement."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM (fwARV)



Probably DOJ employees.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 15, 2013 01:14 PM (GoIUi)

145 Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2013 01:11 PM (QJYiy)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2013 01:14 PM (gqgiP)

146
The airline is supposedly going to sue the TV station for harming their reputation.

***

I'm suing the TV station too. I laughed so hard they thought they were going to have to commit me.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 15, 2013 01:14 PM (Hx5uv)

147 I was tempted to walk by and say "don't smash my face into the pavement."

Don't lurk around gated communities peeping into people's windows.

Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:15 PM (mCNwt)

148 Chinless Holder is going to speak about the Zimmerman verdict shortly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2013 01:16 PM (lVPtV)

149 Anyone who believes that an intern was giving out confirmations of crew member names in fatal air disasters, is dumber than the anchor chick who read the names. "Susie, you do the coffee and bagels, Timmy I want you working on making flyers for the softball tournament, and Joey, you'll be running the public information confirmation for any inquiries involving international flights originating in the Pacific region. Unless you'd rather pass out name tags for the pizza luncheon? No. Okay, have fun kids, and try to learn something!"

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 15, 2013 01:16 PM (ZshNr)

150 Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2013 01:11 PM (QJYiy)

Hmm, so what I hear you saying is, they brought that shit on themselves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 15, 2013 01:17 PM (XIxXP)

151 .

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 15, 2013 01:17 PM (8sCoq)

152
Holder ain't doing shit except blowing smoke up the race-mongers' asses. Obama already said the jury has spoken; it's over.

Holder's role now is to fan the flames, but there will be no charges.

Posted by: Soothsayer, a.k.a. hose-b at July 15, 2013 01:17 PM (yhYn1)

153 What the Hell , nobody told me there would a Trig Test .

Posted by: DrDrill at July 15, 2013 01:18 PM (sOFZs)

154 And heeeeere's Chinless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2013 01:18 PM (lVPtV)

155 >Chinless Holder is going to speak about the Zimmerman verdict shortly.


why? the man stood trial and was acquitted by a jury of his peers- case closed

don't answer- it was rhetorical

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 15, 2013 01:18 PM (8sCoq)

156 72 Rubio really screwed the fucking dog.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2013 12:55 PM (KXm42)


If the dog was off-limits, you shouldn'ta named it "the fucking dog."

Truth in advertising, pal.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Rubio at July 15, 2013 01:18 PM (/lWM8)

157 Fanning the flames. "The Justice Dept. shares your concerns. I share your concerns."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2013 01:19 PM (lVPtV)

158 Can't listen. The hate burns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2013 01:19 PM (lVPtV)

159 #158 Me, either, Jane!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 15, 2013 01:20 PM (GoIUi)

160 157 Fanning the flames. "The Justice Dept. shares your concerns. I share your concerns."

That we overturn a jury's decision. Because law.

Posted by: George Orwell cross-eyed and painless at July 15, 2013 01:21 PM (mCNwt)

161 As far as Asiana--I thnk after the CRM experts shred the actions of the crew in the courtroom, they may be happy the FAA doesn't revoke their right to operate in the U.S. and not suffer any other loss.

If there was no mechanical issues, this is an open and shut case of general buffoonery. The Pilot Flying simply cannot fly his airplane into the ground if the Pilot Monitoring is doing his job. Especially in VFR.

On other matters--riddle me this, Batman: Progressives, 20% of the population, demonize 45% of the population so as to have 10% non-committed, year in, year out, swing vote for them.

Will that ten percent stand between the 45% and the Progressives if the 45% comes loaded for bear? What will the soft Left (the other 25%) do? And will they be as motivated as the group excommunicated and ostracised? Will they?

Posted by: "The Aviator" at July 15, 2013 01:22 PM (PymbO)

162 This confusion can all be cleared up easily. Holder just needs to change the name of his organization to The Social Justice Department.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 15, 2013 01:22 PM (Hx5uv)

163
Holder was confirmed by just about all the Republicans, which is yet another reason the Republicans will never win back the Senate.

Oh, and West Virginia? Hahahahaha. Fat chance. Montana, 50/50.

Posted by: Soothsayer, a.k.a. hose-b at July 15, 2013 01:22 PM (KwX0v)

164 So, we dont have a Romney to fuck things up. I think we can flip the senate as long as we dont nominate idiots.

2010 repeat hopefully.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at July 15, 2013 01:23 PM (JRSi1)

165 Ha! Michelle Maulkin ripping Holder. Luv that woman.

Good choice as a reply to Holder's ramblings.

Posted by: Soona at July 15, 2013 01:23 PM (hkGkE)

166
Can't listen. The hate burns.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2013 01:19 PM (lVPtV)


That buzzy mumbling voice makes me want to knock the dirty sanchez off that chinless fuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2013 01:24 PM (QJYiy)

167 "I feel confident that I speak for MWR as well when I
say, from the bottom of my soul shaped cavity, get thunderfucked by the
Barbed Cock of Satan.


Oh and don't think I have forgotten or forgiven the Sunday Book Thread. *plots*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 15, 2013 01:05 PM"


At this rate I'm going to run out of VX to give you ladies to deal with the lurking spiders.

Posted by: Zombie Julia Child at July 15, 2013 01:25 PM (knoK7)

168 Damn it! Off, culinary sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2013 01:25 PM (knoK7)

169
On other matters--riddle me this, Batman: Progressives, 20% of the
population, demonize 45% of the population so as to have 10%
non-committed, year in, year out, swing vote for them.


***

I saw a political cartoon the other day the point of which was that comprehensive immigration reform could not be passed because the GOP's radical base is requiring border security first. Considering that 80% of the population wants border security, why exactly are we the radical lunatics?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 15, 2013 01:25 PM (Hx5uv)

170 By my count that's 11 currently Democrat held seats where the Republicans should be competitive, with a shot at 13 if ObamaCare is the clusterf*ck we're expecting. My rough order:

SD, WV, MT, AR, NC, AK, LA, IA, MI, VA, CO, NH, MI

Hey, Senate Democrats, you SURE you want to go nuclear this week? AS your Democrat buddies in the House how much fun it is to be in the minority with no filibuster

Posted by: GregQ at July 15, 2013 01:25 PM (/0a60)

171 Holder's role now is to fan the flames, but there will be no charges.


I wish I could be that sure.

If I were Z, I'd be on the first plane out of the USA. Somewhere he can't be extradited from. Niue is beautiful this (or any) time of year.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 15, 2013 01:26 PM (7ObY1)

172 I don't have TV- what's Holder gibbering about

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 15, 2013 01:26 PM (8sCoq)

173 Holder and the rest of the DOJ are going to rhetoricize and then inflame the base, but I don't think they'll press charges. Their haste to gin up racial tensions when this all started is their downfall for further charges.

But they will be agitatin'.

Posted by: Soona at July 15, 2013 01:31 PM (hkGkE)

174 Just remember folks, if you are gonna shoot someone in legal self defense you make damn sure they are the same color as you. Otherwise you may be guilty of a hate crime..

Posted by: White Hispanic at July 15, 2013 01:33 PM (R1ZA6)

175 Holder talking about rights.

Hilarious.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 15, 2013 01:34 PM (tWmgi)

176 Rights and Lefts, Trayvon was throwing both

Posted by: Jean at July 15, 2013 01:35 PM (CMlD4)

177 Repubs should be sure to nominate somebody who has never thought about or expressed an opinion about rape and abortion....Off the cuff remarks from those like Akin and the other idiot have been so helpful.....

Why doesn't the pro life portion of the Republican party tell the MSM that a ban of 5 month abortions is in line with the rest of the world?

the Repubs are a bunch of dums shits. The dems are evil. The public doesn't care. What time does DWTS come on?

Posted by: MoeRon at July 15, 2013 01:35 PM (+Nzib)

178 What are the chances of getting Louisiana?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at July 15, 2013 01:40 PM (JRSi1)

179
*looks at CAC's map*

Seems legit.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 15, 2013 01:50 PM (ADnWI)

180 I'm hoping we get to see another version of this wonderful piece of Americana, the single greatest act of political seppuku ever committed on TV

http://bit.ly/9Wg7J4

Posted by: MTF at July 15, 2013 01:51 PM (B5y+v)

181 Only a Third Party can bring back Conservative candidates.

Nothing will ever change: The GOP (which is predominantly made up of pure opportunistic RINO pieces of shit) will continue to bleed power over to the Demorats either by election loss of complicit actions after their wins.

I've seriously been wondering lately if the Demorats didn't have a plan from 20 years ago to subvert the GOP with Demorat-operative plants.

Posted by: Strife at July 15, 2013 02:10 PM (Ul1S7)

182
181 should read

"either by election loss OR complicit actions after their wins."

Posted by: Strife at July 15, 2013 02:11 PM (Ul1S7)

183

Holder's role now is to fan the flames, but there will be no charges.


I disagree. They'll find something to charge Z with...probably a lot of somethings, hoping to Martha Stewart his ass into a federal pen for a few years.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 15, 2013 02:17 PM (0IhFx)

184 Obamaphone!

Posted by: A Conservative Teacher at July 15, 2013 03:27 PM (idosS)

185 I, for one, have missed the CAC maps. Swearsies.

Posted by: scottst at July 15, 2013 06:09 PM (YT+GP)






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