OBL to AQ: don't bother targeting Biden for assassination

Ouch.

...Other papers suggest Bin Laden ordered his militants to look out for opportunities to assassinate President Obama or David Petraeus during any of their visits to Pakistan and Afghanistan. Mr Petraeus, now CIA director, formerly commanded international forces in Afghanistan.

But Bin Laden warned them not to bother targeting Vice-President Joe Biden because "Biden is totally unprepared for that post [of president], which will lead the US into a crisis."...

I wonder what made OBL think that Obama was more prepared for the job than Joe? Maybe he bought into Hope'n Change too?

Posted by: Purp at 10:10 AM



Comments

1 is totally unprepared for that post [of president], which will lead the US into a crisis.

Guess Obama wasn't all that prepared, either.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (FcR7P)

2 He grasped Ogabe is working towards similar goals...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (LRFds)

3 We've joked about Biden being SCOAMF's assassination insurance and all this time it was the other way around.

Well played, Slow Joe. Well played.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (/kI1Q)

4 I've been saying for years that JoeyChooChoo is just TFG's version of Quayle.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (L8r/r)

5 4 I've been saying for years that JoeyChooChoo is just TFG's version of Quayle.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (L8r/r)

Except Quayle wasn't that dumb.... The media made him out that way...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (9+ccr)

6 Dr. Jill says that he told them not to target me because they knew if they did they'd get both barrels of my shotgun. I'm off to play with the vibrating thingys in Dr. Jill's drawer.

Posted by: VP Joey at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (Aif/5)

7 There's dumb, and then there's so dumb even the terrorists think you're a tard.


Joe Biden: safe.

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (GQ8sn)

8 BOOOSH!

Posted by: Ghost Ø HillØrrheah at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (ULH4o)

9 5 hello, CAC Donna,

Hey I remember when Dan Quayle invoked "proftis and earnings ratios, 57 states, and Austrian as a language..."

The 4th estate is a 5th column.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (LRFds)

10 LIVs too clueless to even know to be embarrassed.

Posted by: dogfish at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (NuPNl)

11 This has been my Kennedy theory for years.

Someone killed JFK, someone killed RFK, but, when it came to Teddy, they said "Never mind, he'll fuck it up himself."

Posted by: Dr. Denis Leary at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (a3iAA)

12 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (/PCJa)

13 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (/PCJa)

14 Sadly, I have the same opinion as the late unlamented UBL.

Posted by: the toad that's really a prince, really at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (codCi)

15 Some of the funniest things that I've read anywhere have been the occasional threads here where morons engage in and endless stream of Joe Biden socking.

That is about the only positive thing that I can say about that ignoramus, he's such a chucklehead that he seems born to parody.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (vA4FD)

16 I never was much a long term thinker.

Posted by: Osama Bin Roastin' at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (NF2Bf)

17 Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (9+ccr)

I concur; as I recall, the entirety of the evidence presented by the media of Quayle's supposed mental deficiencies was the potato kerfluffle.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (L8r/r)

18 Joe Biden literally believes he is worth killing. Literally.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (bAGA/)

19 I wonder what made OBL think that Obama was more prepared for the job than Joe? Maybe he bought into Hope'n Change too?

No, but Obama is an apostate- reared Muslim (that's not in doubt) but has since claimed to be a Christian. Apostates must be killed, in the Religion of Pieces.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (/PCJa)

20 Hey guys! GUYS! I'm totally in the ocean, because serious you guys the admin would never lie!

//OBL

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (LRFds)

21 GRAVITAS!

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (MMC8r)

22
I concur; as I recall, the entirety of the evidence presented by the media of Quayle's supposed mental deficiencies was the potato kerfluffle.

---

There was also his childlike glee at being named VP candidate under Bush 41, which was more if a decorum issue than anything else. Supposedly one of the Bush kids took him aside and taught him how to act more dignified after that.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (a3iAA)

23 So, wait, it's an insult that he didn't want to kill me? Cool! I think. Want a beer?

Posted by: Joe Biden, SOOOOPER Genius at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

24 The man knew personnel

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (zOTsN)

25 Man, when you've lost the assasins....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (uwLxR)

26 OT

I noticed on Drudge the pic he used on the NYPD gas attack drill is actually a pic from the Toronto Transit Commission, in one of the subway stations. I believe it's the Bay station.

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (GQ8sn)

27 So, leaving us Biden, OBL was doing us a favor?

Man, he really hated us.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (mCNwt)

28 Security through stupidity: The Joe Biden strategy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (MwpsQ)

29 Hillary's already got an ad featuring this quote ready for when Joey B. throws his pointed hat in the ring.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (MMC8r)

30 Quayle said fewer dumb things in four years than Biden says in a week's worth of public appearances. I can only think of two things Quayle did: the "potatoe" business and that speech where he mucked up "going forward to the past" or something like that.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (bJm7W)

31 That is about the only positive thing that I can say about that ignoramus, he's such a chucklehead that he seems born to parody.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (vA4FD)

--------------------------

A lot of that is stupidity, yes. And sometimes it is humorous. But Joe Biden is one nasty, spiteful bastard when the clown nose comes off. I wouldn't piss in his mouth if it was full -

No, I'd totally piss in his mouth. Fuck him.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (CJjw5)

32 Wait

When the JEF first ran, wasn't Joe supposed to bring the foreign policy smarts


OBL, smarter than the LIV

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (zOTsN)

33 There's a joke in here about Joe Biden and golden showers, but it hasn't quite come to me yet.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (UzPAd)

34 19 Allen G,

Unless of course the apostate in question is in fact engaged in Jihad and engaging in Taqiyya or Kitman dear sir....

I'll note that Barack Hussein Obama is FAR MORE effusive in recognizing Ramidan than he is Easter or Christmas and leave it at that.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (LRFds)

35 President Obama's decision last week to suspend the employer mandate of the Affordable Care Act may be welcome relief to businesses affected by this provision, but it raises grave concerns about his understanding of the role of the executive in our system of government.

Article II, Section 3, of the Constitution states that the president "shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed." This is a duty, not a discretionary power. While the president does have substantial discretion about how to enforce a law, he has no discretion about whether to do so.

This matter—the limits of executive power—has deep historical roots. During the period of royal absolutism, English monarchs asserted a right to dispense with parliamentary statutes they disliked. King James II's use of the prerogative was a key grievance that lead to the Glorious Revolution of 1688. The very first provision of the English Bill of Rights of 1689—the most important precursor to the U.S. Constitution—declared that "the pretended power of suspending of laws, or the execution of laws, by regal authority, without consent of parliament, is illegal."

To make sure that American presidents could not resurrect a similar prerogative, the Framers of the Constitution made the faithful enforcement of the law a constitutional duty.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (e8kgV)

36 It's worse than it sounds because of how much publicity getting the VP would produce. It would be dominate the news and be a big recruiting tool for a long time. But Biden's huge incompetence outweighed that.

Kerry is working to get on the Biden list too, but in the Obama administration there is so much incompetence it's hard to get noticed.

Posted by: Dave at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (OMNfZ)

37 No, I'd totally piss in his mouth. Fuck him.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (CJjw5)

---

Are we sure he wouldn't like it?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (a3iAA)

38 It will sail over LIV of the FSA pointy heads how cutting and demeaning this is. After all they mistook tyrants in favour of Gaylord Focker to be a good thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (m8qXV)

39 Unless of course the apostate in question is in fact engaged in Jihad and engaging in Taqiyya or Kitman dear sir....

Of course the problem (as with any good deception) is: how do you tell?

Maybe OBL just didn't get the memo.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:23 AM (/PCJa)

40 Try imagining Biden in that scene where Curley is dealing with the oyster in the oyster stew.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (bJm7W)

41 *snigger*

I shouldn't laugh at this, but I do. Fucking Biden. And members of his own g-ddamn party want him to run in 2016. A senile old man with fake teeth and bad hair plugs. Incredible.

I wonder what made OBL think that Obama was more prepared for the job than Joe? Maybe he bought into Hope'n Change too?

I think it's more that the American President is a symbol. Assassinating Obama would have had less to do with getting rid of him because of his effectiveness and more about getting rid of him as a message to say, "No one in America is safe."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)

42 Unless of course the apostate in question is in fact engaged in Jihad and engaging in Taqiyya or Kitman dear sir....

Of course the problem (as with any good deception) is: how do you tell?



Assume they are all lying. Taqiyya is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (uwLxR)

43 If the MFM could turn Gerald Ford, a star football player, into a klutz, making Quayle look like an idiot was easy.
It's all about the narrative.

Posted by: real joe at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (PD2ad)

44 Biden will speak at the memorial service for the 19 Arizona fire fighters today. I keep my fingers and toes crossed that he won't say anything totally stupid, but I don't have much hope

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (RLdcX)

45 39 Allen G,

Deed not Words as the unit down the street had as its motto in boot camp....

If BHO was a Muslim Brotherhood operative how precisely would his activities in the execution of foreign policy be any different than they've been?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (LRFds)

46 ask yourself: who knows more about a shotgun, Joe Biden or Elmer Fudd?

Posted by: Mallfly at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (bJm7W)

47 Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (uwLxR)

I'm actually good with that on our side. My point was that OBL might not have known if TFG is just engaging in Taqiyya.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (/PCJa)

48 re 44: maybe he'll ask them to stand up.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (bJm7W)

49 Too incompetent to assassinate

The mind boggles

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (zOTsN)

50 I concur; as I recall, the entirety of the evidence presented by the
media of Quayle's supposed mental deficiencies was the potato
kerfluffle.


The 'Hawaii is an Island' tarmac speech was pretty boggling. And I laughed at the 'What a waste it is to have no mind'.

Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (codCi)

51 re 50: so we're up to three.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (bJm7W)

52 Ok, how in the world are we going to troll this topic?
There's no rhymes here, no mockery, nothing about pot, dope, meth, blow, horse.
No wymones right to not reproduce. or gender preferences.
Nothing about unemployment.

ah, religion..
quick lets fight about Jesus!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (IOmOD)

53 A senile old man with fake teeth and bad hair plugs. Incredible.

And yet he'd still be a major upgrade over Obama.

Incompetence > Malevolence

Posted by: Purp at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (/gHaE)

54 Too incompetent to assassinate



The mind boggles




I can boggle more than the mind, baby.

Posted by: Joe "Double Barrel" Biden at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (Aif/5)

55 I'm pretty sure that Ol' Joe was renting a shed on his home property to his Secret Service protection.

Talk about throwing good fake money down the toilet.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (vA4FD)

56 Al Qaeda, just a weed, DUDE!

Posted by: Muhammad Bin Al Pastafasul at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (TWj1g)

57 Thunderb, remember the axiom "When your enemy is making a mistake don't correct him."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (m8qXV)

58 That's funny. Gotta go, have a good day.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (XIxXP)

59 Biden will speak at the memorial service for the 19 Arizona fire fighters today. I keep my fingers and toes crossed that he won't say anything totally stupid, but I don't have much hope
Posted by: Ma Bell at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (RLdcX)



Of COURSE he'll say something stupid. Something hamfisted, clodpated, slab-tongued and just fucking STUPID. I'm sure he'll take the opportunity to shill for amnesty, what with being in Arizona and all. Maybe he'll reference the Texas abortion law, because he's such an idiot he probably doesn't realize they aren't the same state.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (4df7R)

60 Somebody tell Pixy that The Onion hijacked his server.

Posted by: fluffy at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (z9HTb)

61 Joe Biden, Official Idiot.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (DuH+r)

62
I'm pretty sure that Ol' Joe was renting a shed on his home property to his Secret Service protection.

Joe's SS detail is armed with nerf guns and Radio Shack 'Space Ranger' walkie talkies.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (0IhFx)

63 Biden will speak at the memorial service for the 19 Arizona fire fighters today.

Sweet Jesus. Their families are suffering enough.

He was a real piece of smegma at the memorial for the officer murdered by Tspeedbump and his brother...cracking jokes, almost as many I's as his boss would have used. Bleah.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (/kI1Q)

64 And yet he'd still be a major upgrade over Obama. Incompetence > Malevolence
Posted by: Purp at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (/gHaE)



The problem with Biden, of course, is that he's stunningly incompetent, but he's also a malevolent fucker. Obammy at least tries to hide his incompetence and his malevolence behind a thin veneer of alleged gravitas (and fails repeatedly), but Biden is an open book.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (4df7R)

65 re 50: so we're up to three.

That's all I remember. I was always of the opinion that Quayle had a bit of dyslexia rather than a lack of smarts. He was a bright guy that barely skated through school because of it. Good golfer too.

Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (codCi)

66 Can't wait for the Leno jokes about this

Posted by: Purp at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (/gHaE)

67
Speaking of LIV's: Mark Dice asks California beach goers if they'll sign a petition showing support for Obama in his quest to repeal the Bill of Rights.



http://youtu.be/k0he0cqHH20

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (Ijr/x)

68 I was just thinking about the Zimmerman judge allowing Voltron's toxicology results into evidence and what the arguments about the presence of THC might be.

The common "knowledge" is that THC makes you mellow, hungry, happy, and all you want to do is take a nap after you play frisbee with your friends, man...

It's impossible that a pothead could ever be angry. BUT.

Look at the last thread. Tell a pothead that you think pot should be illegal and you get all kinds of angry and irrational shit. Clearly the science is not settled.

Here's a possibility: WhenTrebuchet turned around to confront Zimmerman, and asked him, "What's your problem?" Zimmerman replied, "The legalization of marijuana," I think it is definitely plausible that Zardoz flew into a pothead berserker rage, requiring Zimmerman to resort to lethal force in defense of his life.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (CJjw5)

69 Joe Biden, Official Idiot.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (DuH+r)



Joe Biden, Official Village Idiot of the United States of America.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (4df7R)

70 Alright, time to work at work (darn it).

Back after while.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (/PCJa)

71 His exact words were - The retard of my enemy is my friend.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (r98SZ)

72 So what? Gravitas! Experience! Snowbilly! Retards! Quitter! arglebarglebarglegargle

- your typical liberal

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (zF6Iw)

73 The assassination of Obama would have provided all liberal weenies the cover to go all Roman Legion over every bit of AQ and its allies that could possibly be found. They would have been ready to do anything. Waterboarding? They'd have the rack set up. They'd make Dick Cheney look like George McGovern.

No, killing Obama would have been the one unforgivable sin, and that would have been catastrophic to AQ and all else.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (hLRSq)

74 Of COURSE he'll say something stupid.

"And we all remember these fine firemen fondly, especially the women among us. Those firemen pinup calendars. Am I right, ladies?"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (mCNwt)

75 I wonder if PeloKKKi and Hairy Reed were on OBL's assassination list, and if not, if that pisses them off.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)

76 I think it is definitely plausible that Zardoz flew into a pothead berserker rage

I lol'd, but there's no way in hell Mess Tray would look as good as Sean Connery in a red nappy.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 09, 2013 10:36 AM (/kI1Q)

77 "And we all remember these fine firemen fondly, especially the women among us. Those firemen pinup calendars. Am I right, ladies?"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (mCNwt)



"These guys were true professionals, masters at their jobs. They were on fire."

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)

78 I think it is definitely plausible that Zardoz flew into a pothead berserker rage

Bonus points for Sean Connery In A Red Diaper reference.

Posted by: George Orwell what dreams of Charlotte Rampling at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (mCNwt)

79 He who makes the gold takes all the showers.

Posted by: Joe Bidet at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (eHIJJ)

80 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (/PCJa)

I still think Obama is just a straight up atheist who detests religion (or in True Marxist style thinks it's a means towards the end of control.)
We assume Muzzie because he's clearly hiding something (and thus we assume the worst.)
I think he panders to them because of that control element.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (GaqMa)

81 Joe Biden, Official Village Idiot of the United States of America.

Every time I hear Stephen Lynch's "Special Olympics Song", it reminds me of Biden.

Watch him laugh
Watch him drool
Watch him fall into the pool
(that's Biden!)

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (0IhFx)

82 Biden could not do any worse than Obama and that is a fact. Actually because Biden is not controlled by the same criminal outfit that I believe Obama is, I think we would be in far better shape with Biden becoming President. Though it may be a little late for his Presidency to do anything that will reverse this runaway train though it might not add any other explosives to it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (m2CN7)

83 I don't think OBL understood American succession rules. If he did, a twin strike would have been the plan.

PRESIDENT PELOSI

Posted by: Purp at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (/gHaE)

84 Here's a possibility: WhenTrebuchet turned around to confront Zimmerman,

Trebuchets vs. catapults: the next longbow/crossbow controversy.

Posted by: George Orwell what dreams of Charlotte Rampling at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (mCNwt)

85 So what kind of jokes do you think Uncle Joe will be telling at the 19 firefighters honors ceremony today?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 09, 2013 10:41 AM (pgQxn)

86
I get no respect. No respect at all.
One day, the boss asked me if I wanted to go hunting.
I said, "Sure, I'm game"
so he shot me!

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:41 AM (3ZtZW)

87 Joe Biden is an idiot who figured out how to play the System pretty well.

I don't think he is an idiot. I think he plays one on TV.

Posted by: eman at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (AO9UG)

88 85 So what kind of jokes do you think Uncle Joe will be telling at the 19 firefighters honors ceremony today?

He's burning to make some sparks.

Posted by: George Orwell what dreams of Charlotte Rampling at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (mCNwt)

89 >>>Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (CJjw5)

Pot is also widely accepted to cause paranoia acutely and contribute to psychosis chronically

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (IQiN9)

90 Ah, that's what happens when I stop for a cup of coffee. Nevermind.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (pgQxn)

91 Opening line: "Wow, its a scorcher today"

Posted by: Purp at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (/gHaE)

92 I seem to remember this coming out shortly after bin Laden got to meet All...er...Satan in Hell.

Posted by: steveegg at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (o44nj)

93 I concur; as I recall, the entirety of the evidence presented by the media of Quayle's supposed mental deficiencies was the potato kerfluffle.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (L8r/r)


Don't know if anyone mentioned it, but there was the urban legend of Quayle wishing he'd learned Latin before visiting Latin America. The quisling MFM fucks had a field day with that - too good to check, you know?

Dan Quayle's hemorrhoids are smarter than TFG. And they have more decorum than Biden.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (zF6Iw)

94
>>>While the president does have substantial discretion about how to enforce a law, he has no discretion about whether to do so..
.
.
Uh, he does it all the time. He told Holder to quit defending the DOMA over a year ago.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (cDr8Y)

95 I'm gonna go and learn the casino business ...

Posted by: Fredo Biden at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (/9IC1)

96 Dr. Di Maio testifying......the guy who wrote the book that Dr. Imbatshitcrazy Bao consulted.

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (X6akg)

97 ...widely accepted...


Global warming anyone?

Posted by: nip at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (lGVXf)

98 Biden could not do any worse than Obama and that is a fact. Actually because Biden is not controlled by the same criminal outfit that I believe Obama is, I think we would be in far better shape with Biden becoming President. Though it may be a little late for his Presidency to do anything that will reverse this runaway train though it might not add any other explosives to it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (m2CN7)


Because Plugs is controlled by the Shi'ites while Obama is "controlled" by the Salafis.

Posted by: steveegg at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (o44nj)

99 I have a burning need to talk about the sacrifice these fine immigrants made to America, and Arizona...'cause like Bark says we are ALL immigrants...well except the Injun's and they were here here running the 7/11 and Dunkin' Donuts amIright?

//Joseph P. Biden

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (LRFds)

100 RE: Trial

Is this guy exhibiting a Long-Island accent?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (UypUQ)

101 4
I've been saying for years that JoeyChooChoo is just TFG's version of Quayle.




M-O-O-N spells potato.

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (lVPtV)

102 Further down in the article, Osama's California-born media advisor tells him that ABC News as "all right, actually it could be one of the best channels as far as we are concerned"

Now, wouldn't that make your news division proud...

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (FcR7P)

103 Snowden to Venezuela. Per Drudge siren. Sigh, my heroooo...

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (qbVkk)

104 Joe Biden, the man who loaned his geopolitical gravitas to Obama, was to be left in place. And Al Qaeda was good with that.

I wonder what they think of SoS Medal Tosser?

Shaking in their sandals, I'm sure.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (eHIJJ)

105 So what kind of jokes do you think Uncle Joe will be telling at the 19 firefighters honors ceremony today?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 09, 2013 10:41 AM (pgQxn)


Thank heavens I never (I hope) will have the misery of having that fuckwad speak at a ceremony for someone I know. I'd punch his teeth so far down his throat he'd be spitting out scrotum hair for a week, Secret Service or no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (zF6Iw)

106 Joe Biden is living proof that the Constitution is a failure.

Posted by: eman at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (AO9UG)

107
Pot isn't the problem.
Crunchy Dates.
Those are the problem.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (g4uOJ)

108 Let's head off a potential problem... Someone PLEASE remind the Vice President that these were resistance fighters from the NetherLANDS and not the Nether Regions!

Posted by: President Haney at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (a3iAA)

109 Whoops, Crunchy Figs...Jeez. I need to go and mainline some espresso.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (g4uOJ)

110 So I take this to mean the Democrats have the Al Qaeda vote locked if Joey runs in '16.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (U37Ux)

111 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (uLzrM)

112 So when you load a catapult/trebuchet, do you load 'em with crossbows or longbows?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (eHIJJ)

113 Oh, I'm not important enough to kill, huh?

Well, I'll show you!

*grabs shotgun and places barrel in mouth

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (WCe8r)

114 95 Fredo Biden,

I'm smart not like they say!

Hey you want to go to the Burro Show, I was here with Bob Beckel last month Helen Thomas is kinda hot....?

//Joey "Elmers" Biden esq

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (LRFds)

115 Dr. Di Maio testifying......the guy who wrote the book that Dr. Imbatshitcrazy Bao consulted.



The book on "How to Treat Trauma via 8x10 Glossies"?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (uwLxR)

116 Reefer actually quickens your pulse rate.
So the rage thing isn't that farfetched.
I know this cuz a nurse once busted me while taking my BP after me and the guy in the bed next to me snuck off to the roof for a "break" when I was in an Army hospital.

Luckily for us, dirty looks were her idea of appropriate discipline.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (vA4FD)

117 The dems always have the Al Queda vote.

Posted by: Lauren at July 09, 2013 10:48 AM (ikxXh)

118 Love this witness!

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

119 Impressive resume on this Doctor. Unlike the State's witness - Dr. I read a book Bao.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (r98SZ)

120 Hey EC, a bit of a distraction for a Tuesday.
http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-of-the-week-kellene-chun/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (m8qXV)

121 I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (uLzrM)

122 Joey B is speaking at the firefighters' memorial?

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (lVPtV)

123 Oh I know this guy! He is good. His brother is an ME too. Wrote a very authoritative book on shaken baby syndrome. Dude is solid

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (zOTsN)

124 Hey EC, a bit of a distraction for a Tuesday.
http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-of-the-week-kellene-chun/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (m8qXV)



Blocked at work!

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (GQ8sn)

125 It's unfortunate the judge is limiting this guy's testimony.

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (X6akg)

126 This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (uLzrM)

127 Thanks for the thought though!

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (GQ8sn)

128 Snowden to Venezuela. Per Drudge siren. Sigh, my heroooo...

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (qbVkk)


Who figured he would turn to proto-Communist scum?

Posted by: steveegg at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (o44nj)

129 Don't know if anyone mentioned it, but there was the urban legend of Quayle wishing he'd learned Latin before visiting Latin America

The idiots who believed that were probably the same ones who insisted that Sarah Palin thought Africa was a single country and not a continent . I knew liberals who insisted she actually said that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (7vPJI)

130 Wait, I was supposed to wait for Biden to become the POTUS?

Posted by: Massive Crisis at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (tWmgi)

131 Maybe Boehner being Speaker was Biden's insurance. AQ couldn't risk an 'R' even if he's crying.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (FcR7P)

132 Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (uLzrM)

133 Obama consider me for VP, said I am too smart!

Posted by: Dr. Shiping Bao at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (Aif/5)

134 "Joe Biden is living proof that the Constitution is a failure."

The Constitution does not include an intelligence test for any offices.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (hLRSq)

135 Too bad EC. Though could try on the smart hone. She is 5' 7" 32,23,33. Japanese, Chinese, and German.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (m8qXV)

136 Whoa...Di Maio: 'Standard practice to let the material dry out before running tests. Otherwise it deteriorates and stinks to high heaven. Been standard practice for at least 30 years.'



Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (X6akg)

137 Hmm, Schettino trial adjourned because of a lawyers' strike in Italy.

Oh, those crazy Euros.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (pEz1z)

138 A lawyer strike? Can we have one? Please?

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 09, 2013 10:53 AM (qbVkk)

139 I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

No respect, I tell ya.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (uLzrM)

140 The Constitution does not include an intelligence test for any offices.

Neither does the vote.

Thus explaining the state of the country.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (zF6Iw)

141 Di Maio: Published 88 articles in peer review periodicals....13(?) book chapters and 4 books.

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (X6akg)

142 Delightful. My company just got indicted in a $500M Medicare Fraud. Our share is $243M. I hope to hell we can settle for 10% of that.

Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (codCi)

143 Trebuchets vs. catapults
Trebuchet has a higher cyclic rate, faster load time.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (IOmOD)

144 I inherited a case where a guy was stationed in the U K and was babysitting his newborn gave Ira bath and burned the baby badly. Baby was flown to BAMC in San Antonio for treatment and after a couple months of suffering died. He was the ME. Father was court martialed I the UK and acquitted.


Father is reassigned to Randolph AFB, remarries another nurse. Has another baby. He's babysitting one day, and the baby dies. Same ME.


He insisted the AF give jurisdiction to the State of Texas, thinking the guy would finally get nailed.



He is terrific

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

145 A drone strike on lawyers?

Umm...I'm not so sure I like that....

*hides diploma, removes tie*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (hLRSq)

146 Biden's worst quality -- and there are many to choose from -- is his inability to laugh at himself. His desire to elevate himself, even if it means exaggerating or telling lies (like the infamous campaign appearance in NH in 1988 when he ran for POTUS), shows that he's a pathetic, clownish man who knows that he's in over his head but tries to cover it up with aggressiveness, glibness, and by pretending that he's just one of the guys (which is the main cause for him saying the most inappropriate things). We spend a lot of time talking about how Obama is a douche. But Biden's douchiness and arrogance are on the same level as Obama's.

Posted by: Slappy at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (LTbLf)

147 Meanwhile Costa Concordia seems still stuck on the reef. The salvage operation is supposed to cost $400million. Wow, talking real money here.

http://www.businessinsider.com/costa-concordia-salvage-update-photos-2013-2?op=1

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (m8qXV)

148 My wife said come into the bedroom for some hot action. She handed me the iron and a pile of shirts.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 10:56 AM (/gHaE)

149 Doctor De-Maio, what have you done all your life?
Wrote books and taught doctors.
And you Dr. Bao?
I read his book.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:56 AM (r98SZ)

150 This is a much much better ME.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:56 AM (zOTsN)

151
Umm...I'm not so sure I like that....



*hides diploma, removes tie*


You'll be ok if you paint a big 'X' in hobo blood on your front door.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (0IhFx)

152 Too bad EC. Though could try on the smart hone. She is 5' 7" 32,23,33. Japanese, Chinese, and German.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (m8qXV)



Perverted, hardworking, and efficient?

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)

153 "Joe Biden is living proof that the Constitution is a failure."

The Constitution does not include an intelligence test for any offices.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (hLRSq)

That ain't the problem. The Constitution is a failure because it relies too much on elections. Biden was elected. Obama was elected.

Posted by: eman at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (AO9UG)

154
>>>The idiots who believed that were probably the same ones who insisted that Sarah Palin thought Africa was a single country and not a continent . I knew liberals who insisted she actually said that.

I got into an argument at Walmart with a lady who refused to believe that Sarah did not say she could see Russia from her house. I was looking at a magazine with Palin on the cover andsaid out loud to my wife that she had never said that.Some lady chimed in and called me a liar. After some back and forth she refused to even consider that it was a SNL act. I told her to Google it and she said she didn't care she already knew the truth. I made some comment about stupid should hurt or some such nonsense. Sigh, my wife made me promise to never do that again.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (cDr8Y)

155 Delightful. My company just got indicted in a $500M Medicare Fraud.



Lunch is on Toby! Spread the wealth baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (uwLxR)

156 Dear Diary,

Bin Laden likes me! He really likes me!

Dr. Jill just brought me some ice cream and the blue pill! I like my padded room!

Stand up, Chuck, so we can see you!

Posted by: Joe's Diary at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (baL2B)

157 Lunch is on Toby! Spread the wealth baby!

I should clarify, the company that pays me.

Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (codCi)

158 EC, see if this one works
http://dsportmag.com/browse/models/kellene-chun-111

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (m8qXV)

159 Short answer , Valerie Jarret has major dirt on the O while the only thing she has on Joe is his family recipe on burning water .

Posted by: DrDrill at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (uFd4S)

160 This suit explains why we've been under a data retention order for two years.

Effin Stark Act violations.

Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 09, 2013 11:02 AM (codCi)

161 Lunch is on Toby! Spread the wealth baby!

I should clarify, the company that pays me.



Crap. Back to balogna.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (uwLxR)

162 Too bad EC. Though could try on the smart hone. She is 5' 7" 32,23,33. Japanese, Chinese, and German.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (m8qXV)

Perverted, hardworking, and efficient?

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)


Or xenophobic, sadistic and leaves you hungry an hour after eating.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (zF6Iw)

163 That ain't the problem. The Constitution is a
failure because it relies too much on elections. Biden was elected.
Obama was elected.



Posted by: eman at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (AO9UG)Elections are the only known peaceful method of transferring political power from one group to another. All the other ways to do it require force of arms, violence, and years of chaos.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (IOmOD)

164 Delightful. My company just got indicted in a $500M Medicare Fraud.

*WINCE* OUCH.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (4df7R)

165 Sigh, my wife made me promise to never do that again.

---

This is why I try to refrain from talking politics around my wife or kids.

Damn near destroyed a TV in a medical office yesterday because it was stuck on The View, doing a puff piece about a movie about the kid in Oakland accidentally shot and killed by a transit cop and about the Trayvon case.


The Oakland thing pissed me off to start with because the kid was tear-assing around to begin with and resisting arrest, while the cop INTENDED to taze him but accidentally shot him instead because he grabbed the wrong device from his belt. The cop got off on charges but was dismissed from duty and will be traumatized the rest of his life by what he did.

The Trayvon thing was even worse because Whoopi et all were race-baiting the ABC analyst saying "The prosecution shit the bed and the crappy case is why charges weren't originally filed."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (a3iAA)

166 Hodor!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (g1DWB)

167 EC, see if this one works
http://dsportmag.com/browse/models/kellene-chun-111

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (m8qXV)



Link works, but no pics come up.

I just google imaged her instead.



BRICK.


HOUSE.

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (GQ8sn)

168 This Dr. Maio is not referring to his notes, is he? Take notes, Dr. B.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (baL2B)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (IOmOD)

170 That ain't the problem. The Constitution is a failure because it relies too much on elections. Biden was elected. Obama was elected.
Posted by: eman at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (AO9UG)

Elections are sort of the point. The alternatives are "shoot your way into office" or "inherit the office" and either of those are definite non-starters.

Unless you got another idea there eman?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (hLRSq)

171 Reminder: Dan Quayle was roundly mocked for not releasing his academic records, being admitted to his university on an equal opportunity program for poor and minority students, and for adding an 'E' to the end of the word 'potato'.


Dan Quayle was supposed to be an unmitigated dumb-dumb... Now look at the two guys at the top today.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (tWmgi)

172 Anything this doctor hasn't done?

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 11:13 AM (r98SZ)

173 BRICK. HOUSE.
If those are a pair of 32's, measuring has come a long way since my day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (zF6Iw)

174 State is objection to the Dr.'s CV being put into evidence?

WTF?

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (X6akg)

175 Then I got outstanding service award. Couple Nobels.... no, three Nobels. Uh... Caught a falling baby... God emails me when he's stumped on something... uh...

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (r98SZ)

176 Tami, the expect is more of an expert than the state paid flunky. Can't have that entered as evidence that Bao is about as bright as Joey Biden after a paste binge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (m8qXV)

177 I see the Horde approves ... which is somewhat terrifying. I admit she is pretty looking and seems nice. but geez next the guys will be in their bunks and howling at the non-existent full Moon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (m8qXV)

178 Apparently judge overruled the objection....CV allowed into evidence.

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (X6akg)

179 If those are a pair of 32's, measuring has come a long way since my day.


It's gotta be her underbust measurement.

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

180 My guess is this doctor doesn't think reading a time written by someone else in a field note would be committing perjury.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 11:21 AM (r98SZ)

181 I see the Horde approves ... which is somewhat terrifying. I admit she is pretty looking and seems nice. but geez next the guys will be in their bunks and howling at the non-existent full Moon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (m8qXV)


Not me, Anna. Asian girls leave me cold.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (zF6Iw)

182 Asian girls leave me cold.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (zF6Iw)




They don't love you long time?

Posted by: EC at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)

183 Is there something about Saigon or Camp Red Cloud you ain't telling us about MPPP?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (m8qXV)

184 I wonder what the State will try with this witness.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:30 AM (baL2B)

185 Not much you can do with this witness


Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (zOTsN)

186 Dr. Maio did experiments as well as reading books. He is smart vs Dr. Book.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (baL2B)

187 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (m8qXV)

The heat is on in Saigon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (zF6Iw)

188 He is a very very experienced witness

He must have testified hundreds, thousands of times

State would have to rely on their expert to help them craft an effective cross

And/ or recall their expert to rebut


Fail


Major fail

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

189 @KBelichWFTV

The jury is paying very close attention to his testimony using the photo of the gun wound. They are taking notes.

@LawSelfDefense

#dimaio Muzzle was 2 to 4 inches from skin, muzzle against clothing but clothing 2 to 4" from body

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (X6akg)

190 Closeness of shot and trajectory supports Trayvon on top and GZ version of events, self defense

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

191 If OBL is following the advice of Adam Gadahn, former doper and heavy metal guy, it's no wonder jihadism is folding.

Posted by: PJ at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (ZWaLo)

192 Dr. B. tweets he does not remember and is learning a lot from Dr. Maio.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:39 AM (baL2B)

193 Just testified TM was straddling GZ

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:44 AM (zOTsN)

194 And yet he'd still be a major upgrade over Obama.

Incompetence > Malevolence


Posted by: Purp at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (/gHaE)

I don't get the impression that Biden actually hates America. It's clear Obama does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2013 11:45 AM (fNpC1)

195 There are a few different metaphors in play with this tragic story of a town's demise. Of a giant sink hole being created by an accident that caused a salt dome to collapse. The hungry maw is still expanding even as it fills with much. And it also threatens residents because it is leaking natural gas and oil.
http://tinyurl.com/oo9c67u

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 09, 2013 11:48 AM (m8qXV)

196 Killing Obama would have been a huge symbol and caused a huge morale hit in America. Killing Slow Joe wouldn't accomplish much for them.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at July 09, 2013 12:25 PM (G99e4)

197 Do not post from Word.

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