Chelsea Clinton: How I Wish That the Parents of My Beloved Maternal Grandmother Had Had Access to Planned Parenthood's Abortion Services

Chris Stevens once shared this dream.

From the stage at the recent Women Deliver conference, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea revealed that her much-admired maternal grandmother was the child of unwed teenage parents who “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.”

Chelsea’s grandmother was born of an unintended pregnancy. And new research shows that her family is not alone in treasuring a person who – if Planned Parenthood had been successful – would not have been born.

Eh. We have four entire sectors, Government, Political Infrastructure, Media, and The Academy, whose employees are paid to say nonsensical things. Nonsense isn't a black mark on their careers; it is their careers.

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM



Comments

1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:28 PM (/PCJa)

2 You know what? I kind of agree with her.

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at June 21, 2013 03:28 PM (OY/SZ)

3 That's okay, honey. We wish your mom had never been born, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:29 PM (/PCJa)

4 Alt headline:

Chelsea Clinton: "I wish my mom had never been born."

Do it ace.
Do.
It.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:29 PM (/PCJa)

5 Werd, Chelsea. Werd.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at June 21, 2013 03:29 PM (6Zy+s)

6
Strange. I too think of Hillary Clinton as a 'punishment'.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 21, 2013 03:29 PM (F+bb5)

7 sheesh , nothing like trying to wish yourself away.

if only i could go back in time, and wish i'd never been born!

sigh, chelsea, silly one.

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2013 03:29 PM (nqBYe)

8 What was Chelsea Hubbell thinking?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 21, 2013 03:30 PM (BVkEs)

9 I'm certainly excited one day she'll be a senator, Or Perhaps Potus.

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2013 03:30 PM (nqBYe)

10 Well, looking at her parents, I would be very surprised if she was intelligent at all. Wily perhaps, sly perhaps, even devious, but not to bright.

Posted by: tcn at June 21, 2013 03:31 PM (ZOUmX)

11 Alanis Morissette to the courtesy phone ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 21, 2013 03:32 PM (Kppp9)

12 It's probably best that I not comment on this post for legal reasons, given some of my past comments about Hillary.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 21, 2013 03:32 PM (a3iAA)

13
weapons-grade Clueless .... but what difference, in the end, does it make
yup, she's ready for a primetime Lamestream show of her own
just make Dan Ackroyd her "counterpoint"

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 21, 2013 03:32 PM (bB88+)

14
What difference does it make?!!

Posted by: Hillary under sniper fire at June 21, 2013 03:32 PM (Opo0Q)

15 Sing it sister, sing it.

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at June 21, 2013 03:32 PM (F+bb5)

16 I'm certainly excited one day she'll be a senator, Or Perhaps Potus.

She's as intelligent as Barack Obama and as eloquent Porky Pig.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:32 PM (/PCJa)

17 I thought Hillary was an abortion.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2013 03:33 PM (7Waan)

18 That whole family is a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2013 03:33 PM (v1mq9)

19 That is weapons grade stupid right there.

Posted by: Jmel at June 21, 2013 03:33 PM (9tSXa)

20 The ugly duckling doesn't connect the dots very well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (Wfait)

21 Oh: and with all the personality of log and all the charisma of a skunk with flatulence.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (/PCJa)

22
.....self absorb we much????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (nELVU)

23 So yes, scrunt Pelosi's Mom and Dad can abort her now to save us from her.

Posted by: The ACA at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (yQMvN)

24 Chris Stevens once shared this dream.



Oh my TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

25 She's as intelligent as Barack Obama

***

And like him says stupid stuff when off teleprompter.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (XUKZU)

26 >>>Wily perhaps, sly perhaps, even devious, but not to bright.

What I see before me is an overproud jumped-up troll, possessed of a certain skill at selfishness and low cunning.

Posted by: Tywin Lannister at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM (LCRYB)

27 I see Mega Megs and Lil' Chelsea Two-Bagger are competing bragging rights of the most dubious kind.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (jvd3N)

28 Well, looking at her parents, I would be very surprised if she was
intelligent at all. Wily perhaps, sly perhaps, even devious, but not to
bright.


You wouldn't say that if you'd seen her interview of the Geiko Gecko. That was a masterstroke.

(No, I'm not kidding, she actually interviewed the Gecko.)

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (yKTI2)

29
I regret that I gave but one punishment to my country.

Posted by: Pantsuit Politician at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (Opo0Q)

30 Someone fire up the TARDIS lets make her dream a reality.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (HEa5q)

31 Da stoopid makes mah eyes rain.

Posted by: Simple Jack at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (K+mtQ)

32 Gee, if only there was some way to prevent pregnancy without relying on technology...

Posted by: B at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (XyoGP)

33 (No, I'm not kidding, she actually interviewed the Gecko.)

*headdesk*

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (/PCJa)

34 Join the club, Chelsea. There's millions of us that wish it, too.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (NJs1e)

35 Sir Edmund is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (yQMvN)

36 New thread!

Yes, Chelsea, we can happily imagine an alternative reality where your grandparents had access to - and took advantage of - Planned Parenthood's services.

Indeed, had we had even the vaguest glimpse of the future in our crystal ball we'd have happily had our forebears plump a few grand to make sure Ann Dunham had that access, too.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (o+SC1)

37 And to think, Chelsea. Your mom could have been a chubby White House intern...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (XS/b3)

38 Wait -- this isn't a primal scream against Amnesty.
Are you sure this is allowed?
I believe the Shiny Squirrel police have ruled we are not allowed to talk about anything but Amnesty.

I await further instructions. I have no mouth, but I must scream.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (ZPrif)

39 And why does she assume that the great grandparents would have wanted to have an abortion had it been available?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (87Uf9)

40 Chelsea.....are you serious? The funny thing about abortion...is that those aborted can't join the debate.

Posted by: Spook at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (pEkqu)

41 "Marty, meet me at Twin Pine mall tonight. But first go by the Rexall's and pick up a little something. We have a job to do."

Posted by: "Doc Brown" at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (lAVMj)

42 I'm going to mark down this day on my calendar as the one time I've ever agreed with a Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (UzPAd)

43 Someone fire up the TARDIS lets make her dream a reality.

I think "TARD-ess" describes Chelsea quite well, actually.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (/PCJa)

44 This is right up there with Planned Parenthood's brilliant idea of using Mother's Day for fundraising. Gwyneth Paltrow her mom are the face of that campaign - lovely.

It's like they've totally bought their own b.s. that it's about "women's health" and not preventing/ending lives.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (AmWlQ)

45 Fuck, I had that same dream too!

Posted by: Vince Foster at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (GQ8sn)

46 She can give Slow Joe a run for his money.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (yQMvN)

47 I said it when she shat this from her mouth...

Chelsea "Fido" honey you'd be amazed how many Republicans agree with you

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)

48
I see Mega Megs and Lil' Chelsea Two-Bagger are competing bragging rights of the most dubious kind.




Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (jvd3N)

-----
Chelsea Two Bagger????
Hey.... I think my two bags are better than hers!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 21, 2013 03:37 PM (nELVU)

49
So did she want her dad aborted, her mom aborted or both?

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (7yJVd)

50 Poor thing just isn't that bright.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (q177U)

51 And why does she assume that the great grandparents would have wanted to have an abortion had it been available?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2013 03:36 PM (87Uf9)


You could probably make her curl up into a permanent fetal ball by asking her that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (Wfait)

52 I'll check the maths.

Posted by: Aborted Fetus Adolf Hitler at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (fGPLK)

53 Liberal twit says something moronic?



٩͡[๏̯͡๏]۶



Sponge Bob Shock face.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (jvd3N)

54
Wait until she's pregnant!
lol

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (yQMvN)

55 Abortions for some ... miniature American flags for others!

Posted by: Phinn at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (oFH2D)

56 Chelsea’s grandmother was born of an unintended pregnancy. And new
research shows that her family is not alone in treasuring a person who –
if Planned Parenthood had been successful – would not have been born.


I'm not sure they really "treasure" Great-Gam-Gam if they're lamenting to the whole world that she didn't kill her baby.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (ZKzrr)

57 Chelsea just stole the crown from Hank Johnson.

Posted by: En Raged at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (6YEHl)

58 12 Brandon in BR,

quite simple agreement is about as far as we can go...

true Bi-partisan beauty...

yes Chelsea yes

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (LRFds)

59 It's like they've totally bought their own b.s. that it's about "women's health" and not preventing/ending lives.

They haven't bought it, but they're certainly selling it hard. Because if people realized that Planned Parenthood (founded by racist eugenicist Margaret Sanger) was really about killing little brown babies, they'd quit donating.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (/PCJa)

60
That reminds me...

New from HBO and Washington D.C....

George R. R. R. Martin's screen adaption of..

G A M E
O F
T H I R D - W O R L D
I M M I G R A N TS

Who will win the prize of 30 million peasants, the Lannister Democrats, or the Republicans from the North, the Starks?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (39q3n)

61 This is right up there with Planned Parenthood's brilliant idea of using Mother's Day for fundraising.

Their similar campaign for Father's Day is arguably even less self-aware.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (B/VB5)

62 39 FenlonSPoke,

uh she's met her mom

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (LRFds)

63 So you wish your mother and by extension you were never born Chelsea?

Well I finally agree with you on something.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (7mQyC)

64 So there'd be no Hillary Clinton if Planned Parenthood had been around?
That's the best argument I've ever heard for their existence. Maybe Chelsea isn't so dumb after all.

Posted by: Austin in TX at June 21, 2013 03:39 PM (3cp3C)

65 red letter media hated the new Superman.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:40 PM (ZPrif)

66 Does anyone know what this woman's area of research is at Oxford? Teh web says she's a Doctoral Candidate at Oxford University.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 03:40 PM (yKTI2)

67 Chelsea Clinton: How I Wish That the Parents of My Beloved Maternal Grandmother Had Had Access to Planned Parenthood's Abortion Services


You & me both, toots. You & me both.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 03:40 PM (ndIek)

68
If only Margaret Sanger was a terminator sent from the future, we could dream that new and improved versions would appear here shortly to make our world a better place!

Posted by: Chelsea Lamely at June 21, 2013 03:40 PM (Opo0Q)

69 And why does she assume that the great grandparents would have wanted to have an abortion had it been available?

Because only UnPeople of Jesusland are stupid enough to want otherwise?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (ZKzrr)

70 25 She's as intelligent as Barack Obama
***
And like him says stupid stuff when off teleprompter.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2013 03:34 PM
----

She is showing off that she is now ready and qualified for elected office.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (7mQyC)

71
٩͡[๏̯͡๏]۶


Sponge Bob Shock face.



How did you do that?

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

72 So did she want her dad aborted, her mom aborted or both?

They said "maternal grandmother." So not just her mom- no, she wanted her mom's mom (presumably someone she grew up calling 'grams' or 'grammy' or somesuch) to have been cut into pieces and sucked out of her great-grandmother's womb.

Loving granddaughter, huh?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (/PCJa)

73 Ace should introduce Chelsea to his time machine.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (v1mq9)

74 I'd still be tossing bread to the ducks at Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Vince Foster at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (fGPLK)

75 Poor thing just isn't that bright.
Posted by: Eaton Cox at June 21, 2013 03:38 PM (q177U



**

Bless her heart.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (jvd3N)

76 red letter media hated the new Superman.


Is there anything they DO like?

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 03:42 PM (GQ8sn)

77
Chelsea: "Mom, I've got good news! I'm pregnant"
Hillary: " Well, I see you took my advice and didn't let him roll you over!"
Chelsea:" Oh Mom! If I didn't let him roll me over I NEVER would have gotten pregnant!"

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2013 03:42 PM (yQMvN)

78
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 21, 2013 03:40 PM (G6kli)

Get back under the stairs, freak.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 21, 2013 03:42 PM (LPRBM)

79 So are we allowed to openly wish Democrats had been aborted?
Or is this one of those things where only members of the Democrat tribe can say it, like rappers and the n-word? Confused.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

80
I wish I had never been born! No worse, I wish you Mom had never been born!

No! I wish Grandma had never been born!!!!!!! Why did the Backstreet Boys have to break up?!!!!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton in a fit at June 21, 2013 03:42 PM (7yJVd)

81
.... Bob Dole hammered again.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2013 03:42 PM (nELVU)

82 "57 Chelsea just stole the crown from Hank Johnson."
---
Nah I think ole' Hank still has it, he's actually elected after all.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 21, 2013 03:43 PM (7mQyC)

83 So did she want her dad aborted, her mom aborted or both?

She wanted her maternal grandmother (mom's mom) aborted.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 21, 2013 03:43 PM (ZKzrr)

84 If her grandmother had been aborted, than her darling daughter Hills would never have been born and later received the Maragaret Sanger Award from Planned Parenthood for championing abortion. Head spinning now.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2013 03:43 PM (AmWlQ)

85 She'll be the next senator of NY.

And Howard Dean is considering another run for the presidency in '16. Hope he has a remote starter for his car. The Clinton Machine will not be amused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 03:43 PM (lVPtV)

86 Bob Dole's having trouble staying up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (XS/b3)

87 well, their whole schtick is shitting on movies, so ... mostly not.

The best praise I've seen is sometimes they like a movie for being a good at being a big, dumb, stupid movie for all the mouth-breathing retard masses.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (ZPrif)

88 Chelsea just stole the crown from Hank Johnson.


No, but they ARE wrassling hard for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (ndIek)

89 She's 33, married for 3 years, rich, expected to have the obligatory one kid - so where's the photos of her 9 months knocked up in a string bikini?

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (RZwdH)

90 82 ThisBeingMilt,

Oh Bill Clinton's Mini-She will be elected to something someday....

She's auditioning for "President Make a Wish" I think...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (LRFds)

91 So are we allowed to openly wish Democrats had been aborted?

Or is this one of those things where only members of the Democrat tribe can say it, like rappers and the n-word? Confused.


I don't think any of his bots are smart enough to figure out what we mean when we wish Stanley Ann had made the choice they push on other women in her position.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (ZKzrr)

92 So are we allowed to openly wish Democrats had been aborted?

Well, I don't think we get to initiate it. But if one of them wishes they had never been born, I think we get to agree.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (/PCJa)

93
It is almost as if proponents of abortion consider unique human beings to be other than unique prenatal human beings.

Like, it's not a good time to have a baby right now so I'll take a pass on this non-unique human being and have a baby some other time.

As if what makes a unique human being is something that happens after birth, and if one were aborted one could simply be born later on in another body.

Am I getting this?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at June 21, 2013 03:45 PM (Sptt8)

94
Burn, scatter, and salt.

Repeat.

That's the only way to keep Clintons from infesting the planet.

Posted by: Jaws at June 21, 2013 03:45 PM (4I3Uo)

95 This, my friends, is the product of the "best" "education."

Honestly, the things liberals say. They don't think. They just deliver talking points in whatever order they occur to them.

And being an unwed mother back in those days? Does not speak that we'll of Chelsea's ancestors. Not condemning them, just sayin'.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Chique at June 21, 2013 03:45 PM (eDr4W)

96 ٩͡[๏̯͡๏]۶





Sponge Bob Shock face.





How did you do that?



Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

New FireFox add on. Its Da Bomb!
☢☄
All morons should have it.



Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:45 PM (jvd3N)

97 And Howard Dean is considering another run for the
presidency in '16. Hope he has a remote starter for his car. The Clinton
Machine will not be amused.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 03:43 PM (lVPtV)


Having a pleasant mental image of an exploding car going "Yeeeeaaarrrrggghhh".

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2013 03:45 PM (Wfait)

98 84 Lizzy,

Amnesty is all about the mules grasping that though we conservatives aren't breeding fast enough the moonbats damn near aren't breeding at all....

so voila...

the proper GOP response to amnesty is fuck like minks and leverage the bastards out

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (LRFds)

99 Ah, there we are. A Doctoral degree in International Relations.

She also teaches at Columbia in their school of Public Health.


Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (yKTI2)

100 Stanford was as far away from my folks as possible whilst still being within the boundaries of the continental United States.

Posted by: Chel's at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (fGPLK)

101 66. Does anyone know what this woman's area of research is at Oxford? Teh web says she's a Doctoral Candidate at Oxford University.

*****

Oxford: International Relations
Columbia: Public Health

Translation: Math is Hard.

Posted by: B at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (XyoGP)

102 88
Chelsea just stole the crown from Hank Johnson.





No, but they ARE wrassling hard for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (ndIek)

They still both lose to Shelia Jackson Lee! She was the 1 in AFRICA talking about African-American AFRICANS

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (MnSla)

103 She also teaches at Columbia in their school of Public Health.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I need to stop laughing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (/PCJa)

104 The long path to Voluntary Human Extinction begins with a single step. Chelsea is the brave heroine willing to take that step.

Posted by: zombie at June 21, 2013 03:47 PM (+cx5n)

105 >>She's 33, married for 3 years, rich, expected to have the obligatory one kid...

Think she's busy decoration her new pad: http://tinyurl.com/b8w2792
Dumb ain't a barrier to rich when you have family connections.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2013 03:47 PM (AmWlQ)

106
Can you imagine what her ass looks like? http://goo.gl/ygiPD

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 03:47 PM (RZwdH)

107 She's 33, married for 3 years, rich, expected to
have the obligatory one kid - so where's the photos of her 9 months
knocked up in a string bikini?

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 03:44 PM (RZwdH)

**

**Shutter**cold sweats**shutter**

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:47 PM (jvd3N)

108 Man of Steel is pretty much the New 52 origin of Superman right?Anyway,RL may have it wrong,audiences like it and critics don't,usuallyu a good sign.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (9XBK2)

109 90 - Sadly I agree.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (7mQyC)

110
School of Public Health ?????


WTF is a School of Public Health???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (nELVU)

111 One good way to never get sick is never to get born.

Posted by: The ACA at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (yQMvN)

112 I wish the old whore had had an abortion too.

Posted by: maddogg at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (OlN4e)

113 I'd say nuking Columbia University would be the way to go but why cheat ourselves of the pleasure of cleaning the whole place out with flamethrowers?

Building by building, floor by floor, room by room...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (V1ZIU)

114
Next years winner of the Racist Margaret Sanger award is:

Chelsea Clinton!!



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2013 03:48 PM (7yJVd)

115

You're correct Chelsea. Would have certainly prevented a lot of problems for me.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at June 21, 2013 03:49 PM (Pr6hk)

116 Man of Steel is pretty much the New 52 origin of Superman right?Anyway,RL may have it wrong,audiences like it and critics don't,usuallyu a good sign.

Yep, usually good news.

Anything that makes the critics wince gets a second look from me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:49 PM (/PCJa)

117 27 I see Mega Megs and Lil' Chelsea Two-Bagger are competing bragging rights of the most dubious kind.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (jvd3N)

At least Chelsea keeps her airheadedness to herself most of the time. Unlike that other one who feels compelled to broadcast it to the entire world daily.

Posted by: Chique at June 21, 2013 03:49 PM (dMLWe)

118 Oh Dear Child, Bless yer heart,
Your completely correct,
then the rest of us would have been saved listening to your muther whine about sniper fire in Bosnia, and 4 Americans would not have died in bengahzi among other utter failure and lies she has subjected us to,
Your right Dear Child your most assuredly correct!

Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at June 21, 2013 03:49 PM (wq8UW)

119 Next years winner of the Racist Eugenicist Margaret Sanger award is:

Chelsea Clinton!!


Style-guide violation.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (/PCJa)

120 Also recently, Father-of-the-Year Bill Clinton was overheard wishing Chelsea wasn't his daughter so he could tap that ass.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (UzPAd)

121 red letter media hated the new Superman.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:40 PM (ZPrif)

Look, the film has some problems. The Krypton opening is pretty weak, and the dialog is "off" occasionally.

But it's an EPIC, epic film. Superman saves the whole world, not just New York (Avengers, ahem).

Also it's a tragedy, not uplifting like most in the genre. That was my favorite part, actually.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (q177U)

122 116 Although that asshole Snyder said it was okay to make it patriotic because Obama is President(if he was joking that would be awesome)

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (9XBK2)

123

Damn straight Chelsea. Access to PP would have save a lot of grief in my life

Posted by: Jim Guy Tucker at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (Pr6hk)

124 She also teaches at Columbia in their school of Public Health.




Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (yKTI2)


Does she have a little gecko as a TA?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (Wfait)

125 I went to the planned parenthood website, just to have a look. What is the most prominent headline? "Obamacare and you. How you'll benefit from Obamacare." They also want you to know they are celebrating Pride Month. I guess there are a lot of gays who need abortions, WTF?

It's just subsidiary of Democrats R Us.

Posted by: Mayday at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM (eHc+1)

126

I'm with you there Chelsea.

Posted by: Susan McDougal at June 21, 2013 03:51 PM (Pr6hk)

127 At least Chelsea keeps her airheadedness to herself most of the time. Unlike that other one who feels compelled to broadcast it to the entire world daily. Posted by: Chique at June 21, 2013 03:49 PM (dMLWe) She removes all doubt. The best part of her randown her moma's leg.

Posted by: maddogg at June 21, 2013 03:51 PM (OlN4e)

128 I guess there are a lot of gays who need abortions, WTF?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Really, I need a break from the laughter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:51 PM (/PCJa)

129 You wouldn't say that if you'd seen her interview of the Geiko Gecko. That was a masterstroke.

(No, I'm not kidding, she actually interviewed the Gecko.)


That's not fair, live TV is hard!

Posted by: Megaton McCain at June 21, 2013 03:51 PM (4WhSY)

130 89 She's 33, married for 3 years, rich, expected to have the obligatory one kid - so where's the photos of her 9 months knocked up in a string bikini?

---

Much like the joke about Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, I'm assuming that she was putting it in the wrong hole.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 21, 2013 03:51 PM (a3iAA)

131
They still both lose to Shelia Jackson Lee! She was the 1 in AFRICA talking about African-American AFRICANS

***

My seventeen year old daughter just got back from a trip to France with the French Club. Her friend was mugged in the Paris Metro. I asked about the ethnicity (considering that a member of the Religion of Peace may have been involved.) She told me it was an African-American. An African American frog.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (XUKZU)

132

I have to concur with my wife. Chelsea, you hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Jim McDougal at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (Pr6hk)

133 Oxford: International Relations
Columbia: Public Health

Translation: Math is Hard.


Posted by: B at June 21, 2013 03:46 PM (XyoGP)

***
Hehheh...great minds....and shit.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (jvd3N)

134 Brazil protests still don't seem to about anything in particular. Just sort of generalized pissed-offedness.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (ZPrif)

135
I went to the planned parenthood website, just to have a look. What is
the most prominent headline? "Obamacare and you. How you'll benefit from
Obamacare." They also want you to know they are celebrating Pride
Month. I guess there are a lot of gays who need abortions, WTF?

It's just subsidiary of Democrats R Us.

----

Yeah..... and the Whitehouse has asked the NBA, (yes.... THAT NBA) to help promote Obamacare too.

Drudge had a linky this AM.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (nELVU)

136 I like that limey gecko,though he's probably a left winger.I used to like the aggrieved caveman too.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (9XBK2)

137
oops, you're right Allen. There are two words we always need to use whenever the Racist Eugenicist Margaret Sanger is brought up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (7yJVd)

138 I still say Chelsea looks more like Webb Hubble.

Posted by: nip at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (lGVXf)

139 OT

Regarding the "incident" at a military base in NC, it sounds like the hot exhaust from a V-22 Osprey caused some brush to catch fire, scorching the aircraft.

No injuries. Minimal damage to the Osprey.

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 03:53 PM (GQ8sn)

140

Yea Chelsea, you have a point. I could have done without the unscheduled dirt nap in Ft. Marcy Park

Posted by: Vince Foster at June 21, 2013 03:53 PM (Pr6hk)

141 If only they had a Planned Parenthood in Bethlehem. - Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 21, 2013 03:53 PM (BVkEs)

142 Laura Ingraham posted this on FB about 30 minutes ago. Is this something new?

"As
predicted, a last-minute grand "breakthrough" immig deal was struck
behind closed doors. No one has read it yet but the Gang of 8 plus
Senators John Corker, Ayotte, Kirk and my guest John Hoeven worked in
secret with the WH and liberal Chuck Schumer to ram it through."

Posted by: Lady in Black (Burn, Salt, Scatter.....it's the new, improved SMOD) at June 21, 2013 03:53 PM (ovWeo)

143
So I take it she doesn't want children so we can end that evil gene pool.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (7yJVd)

144

Don't you know it Chelsea. You know how many pieces of fine ass were in New Haven in the 70's.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (Pr6hk)

145 131 IIRC the broadcasters in one of the Olympics did that too,since they couldn't use the horrible term "black" they called various foreign blacks African Americans.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (9XBK2)

146 WTF is a School of Public Health???

Posted by: fixerupper


Think of them as the planning centers for Soylent Green Industries.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (XS/b3)

147 ٩͡[๏̯͡๏]۶

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (nqBYe)

148 Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2013 03:52 PM (XUKZU)

I'm not surprised. Cultural indoctrination is real.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (MnSla)

149 Shemp has lost it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (lVPtV)

150 Ok. Lets be fair. She may not been talking about absorption. Maybe she meant she wished her great-Grammy had been free to whore around as a teenager with no consequences. Birth control, ya know.

Posted by: Chique at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (mWijP)

151 wow ,i was allowed to copy sponge bob!

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (nqBYe)

152
Hillary would have never been able to experience:

Duck Hunting
Her Uncle Edmund Hillary
The vast right wing conspiracy
Surviving sniper fire
Monica "hows my ass taste"? Lewinsky
The Village that raises children

Boy she has said some stupid shit

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (nTgAI)

153 139 So much for the death trap drumbeat.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (9XBK2)

154
"I'd say nuking Columbia University would be the way to go but why cheat ourselves of the pleasure of cleaning the whole place out with flamethrowers?

Building by building, floor by floor, room by room..."

I agree. There's something about DIYing a project with your own asbestos-clad hands to give the pleasure of a job very, very well done. You just don't get that in today's push button world.

Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Jaws at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (4I3Uo)

155 WTF is a School of Public Health???



It's where you get a grandiose version of a cultural anthropology degree.

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (GQ8sn)

156 WTF is a School of Public Health???


School nurse's office where they hand out free condoms.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (ndIek)

157 Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (KHo8t)

158 149Shemp has lost it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (lVPtV) I don't see how. He ain't got nothin' to lose.

Posted by: maddogg at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (OlN4e)

159 Public Health grad students = Safety Nazi.

I can tell you from experience, the public health grad students and academics *really* don't like being called Safety Nazis.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (ZPrif)

160 IIRC the broadcasters in one of the Olympics did that too,since they couldn't use the horrible term "black" they called various foreign blacks African Americans.

That's really, really funny.

I love that "black" was somehow made into a dirty word. First- most "African-Americans" are brown, not black. Second- as a vile epithet it has all the hard hitting impact of wet cardboard.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (/PCJa)

161
Killing her, in effect, before she's even conceived... a sort of
retroactive abortion?

Posted by: Dr. Silberman at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (bYRF2)

162 I'm actually looking forward to 2016.

Hildebeast vs. Slow Joe vs. Howie Dean


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (lVPtV)

163 150-You're probably correct. Thats what she meant but Chelsea phrased it really really poorly then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (87Uf9)

164
Hey Chelsea.....

Do yo know what else they didn't have "way back then"???


Ice.


As in "you better put some ice on that".

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2013 03:56 PM (nELVU)

165 Think of how much better the world could have been if we'd all been aborted.


(Are we sure she isn't Biden's child?)

Posted by: Chelsea at June 21, 2013 03:57 PM (MMC8r)

166 Got the bubble headed bleach blonde, she's on at five

Wondering why the fuck am I even alive.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2013 03:57 PM (cHZB7)

167 Shemp has lost it.

She never had it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:57 PM (/PCJa)

168 IIRC the broadcasters in one of the Olympics did
that too,since they couldn't use the horrible term "black" they called
various foreign blacks African Americans.


Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 03:54 PM (9XBK2)


My pc wife has more than once called an African "AA". I don't know if they were bemused or peeved but I told her there's an easy way to not make a fucking fool out of herself.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2013 03:57 PM (Wfait)

169
Sudden thought: Is the Left's love of abortion (and general cavalier attitude towards human life) related to their belief inhumanity as a blank slate? Does their tendency to see human beings as essentially interchangeableat birth help explain why individual lifeis less important to them?

I bet so, though proving it would be hard.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 21, 2013 03:57 PM (rL8r0)

170 Father-of-the-Year Bill Clinton was overheard wishing Chelsea wasn't his daughter so he could tap that ass.

Coincidence?


Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2013 03:50 PM


I didn't think they worry about that incest shit in Arkansas....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 21, 2013 03:57 PM (/RIVS)

171 167 Allen G,

Imagine if Shempf and Nancy Grace bred....


"you're welcome"

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (LRFds)

172 Yeah..... I did her.

Posted by: The Geico Gecko at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (32Ze2)

173 I can tell you from experience, the public health grad students and academics *really* don't like being called Safety Nazis.


Meh. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (ndIek)

174
I love that "black" was somehow made into a dirty word.


Yet, we're still 'white.' Almost as if there's no rhyme or reason to this PC stuff.

Posted by: zsasz at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (MMC8r)

175 It appears that she thinks that somehow her grandmother, her mother, and she herself would have been born, regardless of her grandmother having been aborted - as if the stork would have made the delivery later, when her great-grandparents were better able to handle a child.

And they call *us* superstitious!

Posted by: Brown Line at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (VrNoa)

176 150-You're probably correct. Thats what she meant but Chelsea phrased it really really poorly then.

It doesn't matter. If her great-grandparents had access to "birth control" (you know, instead of just not having sex), gramma wouldn't have been born either.

So, either way, she's wishing her grandmother had never been born.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (/PCJa)

177 wow ,i was allowed to copy sponge bob!

You live under the sea and wear square pants?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (7yJVd)

178

I really wish you would take it easy on my wife's daughter.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 21, 2013 03:59 PM (Pr6hk)

179 new thread smell

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 03:59 PM (MnSla)

180 WTF is a School of Public Health???


Think of them as the planning centers for Soylent Green Industries.
It's where you get a grandiose version of a cultural anthropology degree.
School nurse's office where they hand out free condoms.

----


Got it. DNC outreach center.


Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2013 03:59 PM (nELVU)

181 "...From the stage at the recent Women Deliver conference, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea revealed that her much-admired maternal grandmother was the child of unwed teenage parents who “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.”

******

What, like little jars and refrigerators?


Posted by: B at June 21, 2013 03:59 PM (XyoGP)

182 IIRC the broadcasters in one of the Olympics did that too,since they
couldn't use the horrible term "black" they called various foreign
blacks African Americans.


It was actually better than that - they called them "African African-Americans".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2013 04:00 PM (B/VB5)

183 Chelsea is charming. I did not know she was retarded though.

Posted by: Kindly Spinster at June 21, 2013 04:00 PM (oDCMR)

184 go read the "interview" she did with Parade Magazine in April: it reeks of written questions answered with the help of a lot of advisers. Here's a pip for you:

"Would you ever run for office?"

"I don’t know. Before my mom’s campaign in 2008, I would have said no, not because of any kind of thoughtful, deliberate questioning, but simply because people have been asking me that for as long as I can remember. I’m grateful to live in a city, in a state, in a country where I strongly believe in the confidence and ethos of my direct elected representatives. If there were a time where that wasn’t true and I thought that I could make a disproportionately positive impact, I’d have to ask and answer that question."

(Would any normal person give an answer like that?)
http://www.parade.com/2340/lynnsherr/chelsea-clinton-leans-in/

Posted by: Mallfly, man of Mystery at June 21, 2013 04:01 PM (bJm7W)

185 Someone should inform Chelsea that they did have coat hangers and alleys back then.

Posted by: maddogg at June 21, 2013 04:01 PM (OlN4e)

186 175 BrownLine,

Who knows maybe Hillary! would have been Republican the next try....

yeah they pretend that the chemical portion of our development is constant it is very very "mythical" in their thinking on identity though....

we are a miracle of chemistry, genetics, and environment an experiment in behavior, psychology, and cognition ran in a time sensitive and variable environ....

I don't deign to pretend I am vital to the cosmos because I am humbled before God's creation and grasp the soul and freewill...

Chelsea if not mentally ill things the cards are destined to have Gaia shit her out....

bizzare

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 04:01 PM (LRFds)

187 Guy, I might attempt that one day..

I'm easily amused by cartoon characters (Rugrats rocks), although Mr. Sponge has tried my patience over the last years because of the children's adoration of Him.

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2013 04:01 PM (nqBYe)

188 This is impossible. Nobody had pre-marital sex before the 1960's.

Posted by: KEN at June 21, 2013 04:03 PM (SY2Kh)

189 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (/PCJa)


I don't think she's really wishing that. She's just thoughtless. What she could have said was "It's a shame that there wasn't much access to birth control 100 years ago" without stupidly bringing her family into it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2013 04:03 PM (87Uf9)

190 >>It appears that she thinks that somehow her grandmother, her mother, and
she herself would have been born, regardless of her grandmother having
been aborted
***
These people act as if babies are interchangeable - kill one now (because it's inconvenient or defective) and just have it later. Anyone who has a sibling knows that babies/children are NOT interchangeable, they are distinct beings.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2013 04:04 PM (AmWlQ)

191 She isn't expected to say sensical things, you know. The highest levels of politics, media, and academe are acting like an aristocratic class and all I can say is...

"Come on inbreeding! Go get 'em!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at June 21, 2013 04:05 PM (hLRSq)

192 Haven't read the comments but you would think she would have wished that bill's mom had been the one that hadn't been born. That way she still could have been.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 21, 2013 04:05 PM (IZPwr)

193 You know what surprised me most at the PP website? That they use the word "abortion" and not some euphemism. I can't believe they haven't soft-pedaled to something like "pregnancy options" or "health services," but maybe they have to be direct because some of their clients wouldn't understand otherwise. On the abortion page they say that 1 in 3 women has had an abortion by age 45. Sounds farfetched but maybe there are some subpopulations with extremely high rates that bring up the overall average.

Oh, back to the Pride Month celebration thing? If there's an organization that is more dependent on heterosexuals than PP, I can't think of one. Goes to show they place fealty to the Dem agenda above their own mission.

Posted by: Mayday at June 21, 2013 04:05 PM (eHc+1)

194 182 LOL ,yeah,I think they did.The retarded contortions of PC.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 04:07 PM (9XBK2)

195 Since these boobs associate abortion with "womyn's health", I guess the maternal grandmother was unhealthy from having this baby? I do want to know how her health was harmed by not having an abortion. Did she end up disabled? Did she die?

I'm tired of these people treating pregnancy like some disease that they have no control over getting. Then again that's no worse than Obama considering a baby to be a punishment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2013 04:07 PM (GZiQY)

196 Haven't read the comments but you would think she would have wished that
bill's mom had been the one that hadn't been born. That way she still
could have been.


She wouldn't be her, though, if the second X had come from a different donor than Bill...wait a minute. Now I think I see what you're saying.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 21, 2013 04:08 PM (ZKzrr)

197 C'mon, if you were a woman and knew you were going to age into a Pig in a Pantsuit with a screeching voice, you would have suicidal thoughts in public too.

Compassion is what's called for here. She didn't ask to be a child of the corn.

Posted by: Compassionate Conservative at June 21, 2013 04:09 PM (oDCMR)

198 Chelsea Hubblespawn really needs a career out of the public eye.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 21, 2013 04:11 PM (ZshNr)

199 198 You saying Web Hubble is her real father?That guy looks like a bullfrog.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2013 04:14 PM (9XBK2)

200 First- most "African-Americans" are brown, not black.

I'm more of a fleshy brown than white. I should apply to schools as a Hispanic. I'm a non-white white!

(So what if my background is Germanic, French, Scot, English)?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 04:15 PM (yKTI2)

201 "On the abortion page they say that 1 in 3 women has had an abortion by age 45. "

I just don't believe that. If it is true, we are even more self-indulgent and shallow than I thought.
I don't know one woman who admits to having had an abortion. I'm sure there are a couple who have had one and don't admit it, but I don't believe that it is even close to that many.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2013 04:16 PM (GZiQY)

202 I didn't think they worry about that incest shit in Arkansas...

Or in the NorthEast. Seriously, do you think all those blue blood families aren't interrelated?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 04:17 PM (yKTI2)

203 Did any one you see Chelsea's picture with her mom yesterday at Drudge? She looks so much like her Dad.

No, no, not Billy Jeff.

Web Hubbell.

Posted by: Nazi's defending the Normandy Coast at June 21, 2013 04:18 PM (kqqGm)

204 Well, at least she's managed to top her previous career highlight -- that soul-rotting "interview" of a CGI advertising mascot. And nice to see that she has time for appearances like this, considering all the hard work she puts in on those corporate boards to which she has been appointed.

[Goes back to daydreaming about a Clinton-free timestream...]

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 21, 2013 04:18 PM (AiYlm)

205 Out, damn sockpuppet.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 21, 2013 04:19 PM (kqqGm)

206 Or in the NorthEast. Seriously, do you think all those blue blood families aren't interrelated?

---

First cousins are legal. LEGAL!

Posted by: Darby Harrington, Bullworth Academy at June 21, 2013 04:24 PM (a3iAA)

207 Chelsea Clinton - bless her little heart.

Posted by: An Observation at June 21, 2013 04:31 PM (ylhEn)

208 "On the abortion page they say that 1 in 3 women has had an abortion by age 45. "



I just don't believe that. If it is true, we are even more self-indulgent and shallow than I thought.
--

I don't believe that statistic either, seems way too high, unless there's some hidden fine print saying that number is among subgroups like unmarried atheists or prostitutes or something.

Posted by: Mayday at June 21, 2013 04:34 PM (eHc+1)

209
If Hillary's mom had not been born as her very callous granddaughter wishes... well then.

Posted by: petunia at June 21, 2013 04:35 PM (DAcBA)

210 Dear Chelsey,

It's never to late.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at June 21, 2013 04:40 PM (MlqTY)

211 208 "On the abortion page they say that 1 in 3 women has had an abortion by age 45. "



I just don't believe that. If it is true, we are even more self-indulgent and shallow than I thought.
--

I don't believe that statistic either, seems way too high, unless there's some hidden fine print saying that number is among subgroups like unmarried atheists or prostitutes or something.
Posted by: Mayday at June 21, 2013 04:34 PM (eHc+1)

It's probably like the "50% of marriages end in divorce." While technically true that statistic seems to come about more from the serial marry-ers. So if you get divorced there's a higher chance you'll get divorced again if you remarry.

So the 1 in 3 might be statistically true it's likely the result of women that end up getting multiple abortions. So if one woman has three abortions in a group of nine women, well that's 3 abortions among nine women so there you go.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 21, 2013 04:56 PM (e0uU7)

212
Geez Chelsea where was Dr. Gosnell when your maternal grandmother so desperately needed him? Hell I would have paid his fee for the abortion myself rather than let that succubus Shrillary loose on the world.

And of course little Chelsea, that mean that the best part of you would have leaked down some other woman's leg.


Posted by: Cynical Ol Geezer at June 21, 2013 05:00 PM (RZP0w)

213 There was a pro-life ad that was banned but should have been run every where. It showed a fetus and describing a broken home no father and the leading to Obama. They could do a simialr that for Hillary and her grandmother being teens, broken home ect. http://youtu.be/K9GVwZ9N650

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at June 21, 2013 05:00 PM (CdeLs)

214 Makes you wonder if she even knows what Planned Parenthood does after the parenthood is already to late. What prenatal care could be done at PP that could be done anywhere in the 1880's. What was the infant mortality rate in the late 18 early 19 century. What was the chance of a person not living to their first birthday in the time of her great grandmother because they died of the simplest thing before medial advances.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at June 21, 2013 05:09 PM (CdeLs)

215 "Chris Stevens once shared this dream."

If not best ever zing, surely top ten.

Posted by: Patton at June 21, 2013 05:12 PM (yuJcU)

216 I would care less what these f*cktards have to say. But they're eating all my money.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 21, 2013 05:17 PM (PMGbu)

217 Well, looking at her parents, I would be very surprised if she was intelligent at all. Wily perhaps, sly perhaps, even devious, but not to bright.
Posted by: tcn at June 21, 2013 03:31 PM (ZOUmX)

In addition to being wily, sly, and devious, Bill Clinton was also aPhi Beta Kappa Georgetown graduate, a Yale law school graduate, and a Rhodes scholar. It's always a bad idea to underestimate or unnecessarily diminish the opposition.

Posted by: troyriser at June 21, 2013 05:48 PM (vtiE6)

218 A Box of Rocks.

She was afforded the highest standard of educational/progressive opportunities to overcome the environment she was born into. Your neighborhood/ mentors really DO matter in what kind of person you grow up to be.

IOW, a clueless, unempathetic, succubus -ignorant of the real world. I do not believe she could manifest the greed, evil of her immediate maternal side nor the sleaze, ill-repute of the paternal (without further programming), though.

Posted by: PalinbeatsTurdblossom at June 21, 2013 06:11 PM (/qiij)

219 I love that "black" was somehow made into a dirty word.

I can remember "Black is beautiful!" In the sixties our citizens of African descent wanted to be called 'black.' Jessie Jackson had the bright idea of changing it to 'African American.' Not sure why.

Posted by: rabidfox at June 21, 2013 06:47 PM (rHV/V)

220 Has anyone blessed Chelsea's heart yet?

Posted by: Goatweed at June 21, 2013 10:28 PM (8HrdX)

221 Although normally ardently pro-life, I share Chelsea's dream.

Posted by: Bob at June 22, 2013 10:50 AM (aJGUP)






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