Barbara Walters: Bill Maher Probably Just Didn't Know "Retard" Was Offensive When He Called Trig That

Yes, I think that's it.

My God.

They're very loyal to fellow members of the Tribe, aren't they?

Flashback: @rdbrewer4 reminded me that Babsy was quick to gently cup Anthony Weiner's package of spin, too.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM



Comments

1 Don't want to be first

Posted by: real joe at June 18, 2013 03:42 PM (uSmQJ)

2 Dammit

Posted by: real joe at June 18, 2013 03:42 PM (uSmQJ)

3 Yet your president is a fruit? LOL America!

Posted by: PUTIN! at June 18, 2013 03:43 PM (h0/aL)

4 *echo*

Posted by: real joe at June 18, 2013 03:43 PM (uSmQJ)

5 Is Babwa Wawa really that stupid?

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (9+3no)

6 Hmm, I didn't know calling Barb a cunt was offensive. Who Knew?

Posted by: mbruce at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (entLs)

7 I've heard Babs is senile and just wanders around the various sets at ABC.

Posted by: Shtetl G at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (dlzlR)

8 Barbara Walters probably didn't consider it slutty to fuck married men.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (qszNa)

9
So if I called Barbara Walters a retard, I could claim ignorance and get off the hook?

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (eytER)

10 "...the Tribe..."

I thought Maher considers himself Irish, not Jewish!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (WW8xK)

11 ---- Meanwhile, over at MSNBC, everything you say including 'golf'' is a dog whistle.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (encrR)

12 He thought it meant smart and with good eyesight.

Posted by: Holly Spaz at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (XS/b3)

13 What's really offensive is calling Walters and her fellow travelers "journalists."

Posted by: real joe at June 18, 2013 03:45 PM (uSmQJ)

14
Pathological hatred built on a decades-long media smear campaign directed at any popular politician right of Mao?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: MSM at June 18, 2013 03:45 PM (sOtz/)

15 If you don't know the word "retard" can be considered hurtful/offensive to some people then you're either a major ignoramus or five years old. God I hate these people. He damn knew what he was saying, Baba...what, maybe he didn't know "cunt" was an offensive word either...has she offered that one up?

Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 18, 2013 03:46 PM (GrtrJ)

16 Preach it Babs.

Posted by: Zombie Peggy Sanger at June 18, 2013 03:46 PM (Cs2tJ)

17 Hell at this point which is worse, being called a retard or an Obama voter? Palin's kid was born like he is, Obama voters choose to be douchebags.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 18, 2013 03:46 PM (X+nFp)

18 To be fair, "retard" has only been viewed as a slur since 1987 or so, and Barbara Walters is really old.

Posted by: wooga at June 18, 2013 03:47 PM (X4zYi)

19 Isn't the real question whether Maher knows that those aren't girls he's paying the pimp for?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at June 18, 2013 03:47 PM (VtjlW)

20 I know some mentally retarded people that are
smarter than their normal siblings.

Walters should have retired years ago along with so many of our senators.

Posted by: Carol at June 18, 2013 03:48 PM (hjRtO)

21 1) All known members of the Journolist mailing list should be routinely pointed out, confronted, and scorned.

2) If the GOP had half a synapse they would provide each Rep talking to the press with a one-page cheat sheet on that particular reporter or outlet's past statements, particularly grossly partisan or obviously false statements, to use against them.

3) Monkeywrench the MFM. Be creative.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at June 18, 2013 03:48 PM (qyfb5)

22 I'd just like to say, after seeing that clip, that Whoopi is special. Special-special.

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2013 03:48 PM (G9Mmf)

23 8 Barbara Walters probably didn't consider it slutty to fuck married men.


She actually bragged about it. What a slut.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at June 18, 2013 03:48 PM (5tpzF)

24 Bill Maher is a fag, and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Dude pulling out and wiping retarded shit off his dick. at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (yn6XZ)

25 Walters is suppose to retire next fall, I think. It can't be too soon.

OT: Italy's crazy. Italian Supreme Court rules Meredith Kercher murder was a sex game gone wrong and order Amanda Knox back for trial

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (RZwdH)

26
Stupid, senile old whore.

Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (OlN4e)

27 Off, Crist sock!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (5tpzF)

28 Aww c'mon... everyone knows that Palins aren't people.

Posted by: Weew at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (YrgUc)

29 Barbara Walters is a stupid scrunt, but I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

30 Baba Wawa is painfully stupid, in addition to her tribalism.

I was exposed to ten agonizing minutes of the View last week while waiting for my semi annual boob-squishing and By the end I was looking forward to the mammo!

Posted by: Y-not can't cut and paste on the phonr at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (aY3VP)

31 Stupid, senile old whore.
Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (OlN4e)



Hey! We're talking about Walters not Rubio now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at June 18, 2013 03:50 PM (VtjlW)

32
If Bill Maher didn't know what a retard is, he's a fucking retard.

As it is, for saying this, we know Barbara Walters is a fucking retard.

Forrest Gump just called to say this is the stupidest thing he's ever heard since Bill Mahrs last monologue.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 18, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)

33 8
Barbara Walters probably didn't consider it slutty to fuck married men.


Posted by: Captain Hate at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (qszNa)

The whole idea of mArewage and fidelity and not fucking someone else's husband was vArwee, vArwee different back then...it was no problem for the wife

Posted by: Barbara Walters painfully obtuse hypocrite at June 18, 2013 03:50 PM (4eNxd)

34 2) If the GOP had half a synapse they would provide
each Rep talking to the press with a one-page cheat sheet on that
particular reporter or outlet's past statements, particularly grossly
partisan or obviously false statements, to use against them.





Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at June 18, 2013 03:48 PM (qyfb5)


That suggestion would turn Top Men autistic. Because comity and shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 18, 2013 03:50 PM (qszNa)

35 If you are paying attention to what's going on in the M.E. now, you can see everything's coming apart anyway. Payday is coming for all of us and prolly sooner than some would like. I'm looking at you B.M. Payday is coming.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 18, 2013 03:51 PM (X+nFp)

36 Is Babwa Wawa really that stupid?

Well, yes, AND that partisan.

Posted by: RushBabe at June 18, 2013 03:51 PM (qkZxk)

37 Whoopi then said that it wasn't "retard" retard, so it's all good.

Posted by: Hawk at June 18, 2013 03:51 PM (2dYnc)

38 Retards have a place in society too, you know.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2013 03:52 PM (8ZskC)

39
@21
Whoa! You're talking media strategy in a 24-7-365 news environment inherently biased against you?

That's crazy talk.

We prefertossing people toKatie Couric likechunks of raw meat.

Posted by: RNC at June 18, 2013 03:52 PM (sOtz/)

40 That senile old scrunt should have retired 50 years ago. She never has been worth a shit, one wonders how she rose to prominence, other than screwing a married black congressman from MA.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2013 03:52 PM (lZvxr)

41
Totally OT (nowhere else to put it):

Just left this not on Elbert Guillory's site:


"Dear Mr. Guillory:

I just saw your short YouTube clip on why you switched parties. Bravo! You have so eloquently spoken a great and painful truth that needs to be repeated often and loudly. Perhaps even more tragic than slavery itself is what the Democrats/Liberals/Leftists have done to black Americans for the past 50 years; destroying the family and perpetuating permanent victimhood, all the while blaming their own political opponents and the American ideal for their immiseration.

We need your eloquence and gravitas, along with others like Shelby Steele, Thomas Sowell, Star Parker, Tim Scott, Allen West and many others to once and for all break the deadly stranglehold that liberalism has had, not only on this community, but on America as founded. I'm sure you know that people in your former party, the media and the usual coterie of race-hustlers and others will now go about targeting you and subjecting you to vicious smears. Well, as they say, you take the most flak when you're right over the target.

But please know that your message is getting out and millions of us who cherish individual liberty, personal responsibility and revere our Constitution stand with you.

Good luck, and G-dspeed."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (+98Gb)

42 A Tribe of Leftists can now be called Leftard without offense?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (71LDo)

43
Weird.

Why would John "Build The Damn Fence (2010)" McCain vote against building a damn fence??


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (DlaLh)

44 I wish Billy would dig me up and have anal intercourse with me.


Posted by: Zombie Peggy Sanger at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (Cs2tJ)

45 Nolte's getting sensationalist. That audience didn't "applaud wildly" at anything. They gave their standard, voice-free golf clap when their emotions were appealed to.

Posted by: Michael at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (Y/HG5)

46 So then Sasha and Malia are not off limits anymore?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

47 Baba Wawa slept with Castro for an interview.
Castro gave her an interview to get rid of her.

Posted by: Iblis at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (9221z)

48 Is Babwa Wawa really that stupid?


Her audience is. I'm sure she is too.

Yes.


What was I saying? Wait....it's drink time.

Posted by: Dr. eleven at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (KXm42)

49
don't answer that

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (39q3n)

50 Pardon me. I need to go wash my dick again.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at June 18, 2013 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

51 Bill Mahr is a macro-dicked eunich who barely has the metal capacity to tie all over his own shoes without drooling over himself.

I cant imagine those words could be offensive either.

Posted by: Dr. Orwell at June 18, 2013 03:54 PM (MlqTY)

52 Trivia question...

Which movie is this from:

"Of course I know he's Russian. But he's a retard or something."

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 03:55 PM (hR+mj)

53 So then Sasha and Malia are not off limits anymore?

Don't be silly. Trig's fair game because he's not vacationing on our dime.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 18, 2013 03:55 PM (ZKzrr)

54 ---- Meanwhile, over at MSNBC, everything you say including 'golf'' is a dog whistle.

***

Speaking of which,


MSNBC anchor Craig Melvin doesn’t seem terribly concerned with the question of whether infants being aborted can feel pain.

In an interview this morning, after Melvin said theevidence that the
unborn feel pain before the third trimester is “limited,”
Representative Marsha Blackburn (R., Tenn.) explained to Melvin that the
bill dealt with pregnancies at the 20th week or later, and went on to
liken unborn infants at this developemntal stage to “tiny little
preemies” in a neonatal unit who respond to “the pricks and the prods
and the pain.” She also pointed outthat surgeons operating on fetuses
use anaesthesia. Melvin interrupted her explanation to say, “I don’t
want to get bogged down” with the issue.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 03:55 PM (Hx5uv)

55 So either Barbara Walters or Bill Maher, are retards or both.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2013 03:55 PM (CMlD4)

56 The View is a stupid show run by stupid women for stupid women.

And Allahpundit.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2013 03:55 PM (g1DWB)

57 Dr Zhivago!

Posted by: Dr. eleven at June 18, 2013 03:56 PM (KXm42)

58 Back in my day, "wrinkled old cunt" wasn't a derogatory term, it was more of a descriptive thing.

So when I call Walters a wrinkled old cunt, you can't get mad at me.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 18, 2013 03:56 PM (nnkXw)

59 That's crazy talk.

Posted by: RNC at June 18, 2013 03:52 PM (sOtz/)


I know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at June 18, 2013 03:56 PM (qyfb5)

60 At least he didn't say "Macaca."

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 03:56 PM (Hx5uv)

61 57 Dr Zhivago!

Nope. Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 03:57 PM (hR+mj)

62 Hoist them on their petard, but I don't give a shit about retard- PC bullshit.

Posted by: Poet and Know It at June 18, 2013 03:57 PM (yn6XZ)

63 Knowing Bill Maher, he's probably disappointed at Babawawa's comments. If someone doesn't recognize him as offensive, then dammit, he just doesn't feel like he's doing his job.

Posted by: Mustango at June 18, 2013 03:57 PM (wcb4h)

64 Weetawd is not offensive when it's used to descwibe consewvatives. Duh. Just like Tea Pawty means genewic political gwoups to the I.R.Stupid.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 18, 2013 03:58 PM (hHgxI)

65 That senile old scrunt should have retired 50 years ago. She never has been worth a shit, one wonders how she rose to prominence, other than screwing a married black congressman from MA.

It was my pewfect diction.

Posted by: BabaWawa at June 18, 2013 03:58 PM (qkZxk)

66
My son has Down's Syndrome. The word is ALWAYS offensive, even when it's used here.

I wouldn't call myself tolerant of others' ignorance as I would say I don't let other people's ignorance get under my skin.

My daughter though, if you use the word in front of her, you will be sorry.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2013 03:59 PM (TOk1P)

67 You had me at 'cunt'.

Posted by: akula_51 at June 18, 2013 03:59 PM (Vgn84)

68 There is one Democrat union whilst we Republicans are split into factions.

It doesn't bode well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 03:59 PM (DPdf7)

69 I apologise in advance of this comment.

I used to like Babwa Walter.

I can't believe how far down this rabbit hole goes.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2013 03:59 PM (nqBYe)

70

Baba Wawa once fucked Roy Cohn. No wonder her turned into a fagele.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:00 PM (+98Gb)

71 Baba Wawa is such a whore for the left that it's not even funny.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:00 PM (a3iAA)

72 Barbara Walters is a stupid scrunt, but I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.


Posted by: Cicero
--------------------------------

It's OK because you don't mean "scrunt" scrunt..., wait.., maybe you do..., and it's still OK.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 18, 2013 04:00 PM (aDwsi)

73 Baba Wawa once fucked Roy Cohn. No wonder her turned into a fagele.

---

Was that before or after Sen. Edward Brook gave her the Massachusetts blacksnake?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:01 PM (a3iAA)

74 "Retard" is offensive when directed at children with learning disabilities.

I think, however, that it's funny when aimed at morons.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:01 PM (DPdf7)

75 Barbara Walters once gave Woodrow Wilson a hummer behind the ice chest.

Posted by: Michael at June 18, 2013 04:02 PM (Y/HG5)

76 Babies being murdered in utero is cool but somehow the death penalty is an utter repudiation of civilized behavior?

Liberalism is a mental defect.

Abort it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:02 PM (+98Gb)

77 There is one Democrat union whilst we Republicans are split into factions.



It doesn't bode well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 03:59 PM (DPdf7)


You mean how Todd Akin is the worst person in the history of humanity and single handedly gave control over everything to the commiecrats? That type of factions?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 18, 2013 04:02 PM (qszNa)

78 To be fair, "retard" has only been viewed as a slur since 1987 or so, and Barbara Walters is really old.


Like as old as the Constitution or something.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2013 04:02 PM (qc7at)

79 I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.


tropic thunder. seemed to fit

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 04:02 PM (nH8jP)

80 Lay off. It's not like Maher called him retarded retarded.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at June 18, 2013 04:03 PM (jfUIE)

81 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 03:53 PM (+98Gb)

Bravo with yourownbadself, J.J.!

Posted by: BabaWawa at June 18, 2013 04:03 PM (qkZxk)

82 She's lost it; her brain's mush. She's spent way too much time breathing rarified air of the glitterati.

Posted by: Manolo at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (PttbO)

83 76Babies being murdered in utero is cool but somehow the death penalty is an utter repudiation of civilized behavior?

Liberalism is a mental defect.

Abort it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:02 PM (+98Gb) It's all a matter of phraseology. Call it retroactiveabortion and they will be all for it.

Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (OlN4e)

84 So then Sasha and Malia are not off limits anymore?Don't be silly. Trig's fair game because he's not vacationing on our dime.

Speaking of vacation photos...http://bit.ly/1293yNH

Posted by: RushBabe at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (qkZxk)

85
The only person worthy of the word retard is Joe Biden.
Who happens to be of the paste eating type retard.
Oh and the ones that voted for the scoamf not once but twice maybe even more.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (mETGQ)

86 Plus...what kind of retard uses the word retard around children anyway?


Or especially in reference to children?

I think Maher truly is retarded on a real, emotional level.

Posted by: Dr. eleven at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (KXm42)

87 You mean how Todd Akin is the worst person in the history of humanity and single handedly gave control over everything to the commiecrats? That type of factions?


***

uh.

I'm not quite sure if you're being really direct or really ironic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (DPdf7)

88 Speaking of Retards, how 'bout that Barbara Walters? Amirite?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (eHIJJ)

89 We need to get Barbara Walters to interview Ace!

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (CMlD4)

90 I didn't know "Dried-up Old Scrunt Who Pronounces Her 'R's like Elmer Fudd" was offensive, either.

Posted by: Arms Merchantf at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (/AHDz)

91 No wonder tigers sometimes eat their young.

Liberals....no wonder they're so passionate about abortion. I wouldn't want to be alive either.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (xmcEQ)

92 Speaking of vacation photos...http://bit.ly/1293yNH

***

Serious LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (DPdf7)

93
Baba Wawa once fucked Roy Cohn. No wonder her turned into a fagele.



---



Was that before or after Sen. Edward Brook gave her the Massachusetts blacksnake?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:01 PM (a3iAA)








I had a choice. Do the hunka-chunka with Barbara Walters for an interview or go to Bolivia.

Posted by: Zombie Che Guevara at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (TIIx5)

94 Barbara Walters once gave Woodrow Wilson a hummer behind the ice chest.

That's pwonounced "humma," and it was behind the ice box.

Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (qkZxk)

95 Barbara Walters is a senile old hag whose visage would make the Magic Mirror from "Snow White" shatter itself with a hammer.

She should have been put out to pasture fifteen years ago.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (4df7R)

96
Barbra Who? Is she someone of any importance or is she just another mouth on a show that is just another example of insipid 'entertainment'.

Seriously, who freakin cares what her or her idiot co-stars think or say.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (gaOtJ)

97 89We need to get Barbara Walters to interview Ace!
Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (CMlD4) I don't think even Ace is that hard up. I could be wrong.......

Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (OlN4e)

98 Isn't Barbara Walters that Hairlip on ABC?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (32Ze2)

99 OFA Gun Control Rally in San Bernardino Draws 3 Protesters

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (Cxl7g)

100 I still don't get why "retard" is offensive. That's retarded.

Seriously, "retard" means "slow". Mechanics retard engines. The application is entirely accurate and has no base connotation.

Posted by: Michael at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (Y/HG5)

101 So,
All of that and BawBaa, can't go "you know, maybe a politican's kids should be off limits during a comedy routine."
Really?
And we wonder why only narcissistic maniacs run for office.

Posted by: tsrblke at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (GaqMa)

102 she is retiring right? Didn't she "fall on her head" rather like Hillary?

I think they are both strokey, and not in the good way

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 04:07 PM (nH8jP)

103 7
I've heard Babs is senile and just wanders around the various sets at ABC.


Posted by: Shtetl G at June 18, 2013 03:44 PM (dlzlR)

Does anyone here want to have an affair with me? Any black senators? No?

Posted by: Baba at June 18, 2013 04:07 PM (RD7QR)

104 Barbara Walters and Bill Maher are both constitutionally granted the right to be assholes.

Posted by: sTevo at June 18, 2013 04:08 PM (dDvRj)

105 Isn't Barbara Walters that Hairlip on ABC?


No that's Juaqin Phoenix.

Posted by: Dr. eleven at June 18, 2013 04:08 PM (KXm42)

106 94 Barbara Walters once gave Woodrow Wilson a hummer behind the ice chest.

That's pwonounced "humma," and it was behind the ice box.
Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:05 PM (qkZxk)


Like Hummer Abedin? Hummer Weiner. More better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:08 PM (+98Gb)

107 I'm not terribly concerned with the question of whether MSNBC anchor Craig Melvin can feel pain when a scissors is jammed in his neck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 18, 2013 04:09 PM (ZKzrr)

108 I still don't get why "retard" is offensive. That's retarded.

Seriously, "retard" means "slow". Mechanics retard engines. The application is entirely accurate and has no base connotation.

***

Everything offends someone.

I think it's funny, just not when directed at those with disabilities.

Just like I think calling someone "ghey" is funny.



*I suppose that reveals my ignorance.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:09 PM (DPdf7)

109 Don't mind me. I'm just senile.

Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:09 PM (9GG/0)

110 Isn't Barbara Walters that Hairlip on ABC?

Posted by: Truck Monkey
--------------------------

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 18, 2013 04:09 PM (aDwsi)

111 I didn't know TEA Parties were not leftist, Soros-funded organizations.

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 18, 2013 04:09 PM (jfUIE)

112 99 OFA Gun Control Rally in San Bernardino Draws 3 Protesters
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (Cxl7g)


But their passionate and have a compelling story. Front page news!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:09 PM (+98Gb)

113 They're, not their.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:10 PM (+98Gb)

114 Slowing down.

Must be a new thread or we're all bored.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:10 PM (+98Gb)

115 Isn't putting Baba Wawa, Maher and retard all in the same post a risk for entering a time warp or something?

Posted by: Roy at June 18, 2013 04:10 PM (VndSC)

116 Hell, even "I" can't believe Babs tried to defend that!

Posted by: Bill Maher - looking for the next dumb-ass thing to say at June 18, 2013 04:10 PM (DVC2D)

117 Slowing down.

Must be a new thread or we're all bored.

***

the last thread didn't go far either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:11 PM (DPdf7)

118 We need to get Barbara Walters to interview Ace!

Acey, if you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be?

Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:11 PM (qkZxk)

119 I thought the nasty old biddy was due to retire?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2013 04:11 PM (lVPtV)

120 Must be a new thread or we're all bored.
----------------

Sick here. Nasty sinus infection... ugh, ugh..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 18, 2013 04:11 PM (aDwsi)

121 Why am I not seeing the "Holly Spaz" formation much? I would have thought I would see that more.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at June 18, 2013 04:11 PM (qyfb5)

122 Better a retard than an unfunny comedian.

Posted by: dogfish at June 18, 2013 04:12 PM (nsOJa)

123 I'm pretty sure she's ok with calling Obama that "black boy in the White House" as well.. pretty sure.. or, maybe that's that carpet muncher Ellen.. (which anyone in "the know" knows it's ok to call them that.. they think it's cute)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2013 04:12 PM (f9c2L)

124 So Rubio et al voted to reject the border fence.

Secure borders ahoy!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 18, 2013 04:12 PM (AxE3L)

125 She'a malignant.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at June 18, 2013 04:12 PM (7BV/9)

126 Barbara Walters once went downtown on Abe Lincoln ( as a reward for freeing the slaves )


Abe said in his diary that her technique needed work

Posted by: Bertie Ahern at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (omBWL)

127 Rubio is spanish for retard. Betcha didn't know that.

Posted by: dogfish at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (nsOJa)

128 Barbara Walters is NOT a c#nt.

She lacks the warmth and the depth.

Posted by: Parker at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (YkW3i)

129
Ex-South Africa ambassador criticizes Israel
After learning Israel planted tree in his honor, S Africa's ambassador, who recently finished his appointment in Israel, sent pro-Palestinian group a letter decrying Israel's policies, which he dubbed 'replication of apartheid'


I 'm searching for the words. Oh yeah, fuck you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (9Bj8R)

130 Slowing down.



Must be a new thread or we're all bored.



Ennui. It isn't just for petit déjeuner anymore.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2013 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

131 Liberals.....

They spend their days thinking that you Americans are the DUMBEST SONSABITCHES ON THE PLANET.

Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 04:14 PM (xmcEQ)

132 Well of course retard isn't an insult. People call me retard all the time. I mean it can't really be an insult, can it?

Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:14 PM (9GG/0)

133 Just a reminder. Barbara Walter's slept with a Senator in order to climb to the top.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (OWjjx)

134 A thread that mentions Walters, Weiner, Maher, and the word 'retard' and this is as far as it goes?

Is the horde sick or on vacation?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (DPdf7)

135 This is how you get IRS type persecution without a written memo from SCOAMF. We are unpeople, so any slur or harassment is OK. Even to the point that a 'journalist' will feign ignorance in their favor. He's on our side, so his heart is pure.

Posted by: Schwalbe at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (AiZkN)

136 Like Hummer Abedin? Hummer Weiner. More better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:08 PM (+98Gb)

Speaking of, did you heaw Wush say that Huma Weena was being pwobed in some new investigation?

Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (qkZxk)

137 131 Liberals.....

They spend their days thinking that you Americans are the DUMBEST SONSABITCHES ON THE PLANET.

Seriously, you guys.
Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 04:14 PM (xmcEQ)



And yet they're the ones that are in virtual total control of every aspect of this country.

We may not be dumb, but for the past 50 years or so we've been blind and somewhat complacent, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (+98Gb)

138 Sessions Chides Rubio: 'Marco, There's Somebody on the Television Pretending To Be You'


DRUDGE

There's no pretending involved Sessions.

Posted by: Zombie Peggy Sanger at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (Cs2tJ)

139 if anybody knows class, its baba wawa

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (nH8jP)

140 Rubio is spanish for retard. Betcha didn't know that.

***

I buy that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:16 PM (DPdf7)

141 My wife told me over the weekend in casual discussion that I seem to not tolerate stupid people as well as I once did.

Reading Babbwa's comments do not help the situation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2013 04:16 PM (UPQHx)

142
Package of Spin!

Get yer dirty package of spin outta ma face!

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 04:16 PM (RZwdH)

143 136 Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:15 PM (qkZxk)

Could you please put your teeth back in? You're sounding like Barney Fag after the Parade.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:16 PM (+98Gb)

144 >>> I didn't know calling Barb a cunt was offensive

Now you do. Please use the term 'blue waffle' instead.

Don't look it up, just trust me.

Posted by: fluffy at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (c8bG0)

145 You went over the line ace.

Besides , maher was raised catholic and would have been profiled to serve as a kapo.

Posted by: Avi at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (Gx3Fe)

146 Huma got money as a lobbyist at the same time she was on the State Dept payroll. Who was she lobbying for?



Hellloooo Muslim Brotherhood

Bachman not so looney afterall is she

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (nH8jP)

147 130 Ennui. It isn't just for petit déjeuner anymore.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2013 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

Éclater de rire -OL!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (+98Gb)

148 >>>Is the horde sick or on vacation?

Posted by: Niedermeyer

--------------------------
Nah, too busy trying on my new NRA ball cap and telling jokes on the local gun forum. They are worse than the Horde. And armed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (4Mv1T)

149 So Rubio et al voted to reject the border fence.



Secure borders ahoy!




But the Conjectural Fence, Supposititious Fence, and Presumptive Barrier are all still on the negotiating table.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

150
Twunt, cwat, bitch, senile quim ..... offensive ?
Never heard of that

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (rQc34)

151 Ex-South Africa ambassador criticizes Israel
After learning Israel planted tree in his honor, S Africa's ambassador, who recently finished his appointment in Israel, sent pro-Palestinian group a letter decrying Israel's policies, which he dubbed 'replication of apartheid'


I 'm searching for the words. Oh yeah, fuck you

---

If I'm Israel, I say that the tree was planted for someone else and then name the nearest commode after this asshole.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (a3iAA)

152
I think Scrunt would be a good name for a dog.

Posted by: Beagle at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (sOtz/)

153 So, did Maher do Coulter in her no-no place?

Posted by: FUBAR at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (Cs2tJ)

154 129
Ex-South Africa ambassador criticizes Israel
After learning Israel planted tree in his honor, S Africa's ambassador, who recently finished his appointment in Israel, sent pro-Palestinian group a letter decrying Israel's policies, which he dubbed 'replication of apartheid'


I 'm searching for the words. Oh yeah, fuck you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (9Bj8R)



Uh oh. I actually know the former UN ambassador from South Africa. I hope that it wasn't her.

Name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (+98Gb)

155 Now you do. Please use the term 'blue waffle' instead.



Don't look it up, just trust me.

Posted by: fluffy
.............
Mmmm.. it's what's for breakfast!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (f9c2L)

156 Posted by: Parker at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (YkW3i)

Nice!

Not sure whether it's eligible for thread winner, because it isn't strictly about the topic.

But certainly, special mention at the AOSHQ Awards Gala is in order.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (WW8xK)

157 I can totally see giving Maher the benefit of the doubt on this, Barbara. *scans Maher's joke history regarding Palin* Yeahhh, he probably had no idea it'd be offensive!

Posted by: Heralder 0.7 alpha at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (+xmn4)

158 I rarely if ever agree with Barbara Walters, but I admire a woman who fucked and sucked her way to the top, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (UzPAd)

159 I made FDR stand up.

Posted by: Babawawa at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (2iU3x)

160 148 >>>Is the horde sick or on vacation?

Posted by: Niedermeyer
--------------------------
Nah, too busy trying on my new NRA ball cap and telling jokes on the local gun forum. They are worse than the Horde. And armed.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (4Mv1T)


Do they sell ball gags?

For a friend...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (+98Gb)

161 Uh oh. I actually know the former UN ambassador from South Africa. I hope that it wasn't her.

---
It wasn't.

Operative words "who recently finished *his* appointment in Israel,"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (a3iAA)

162 Max Planck famously said that science advances one funeral at a time.

Fortunately, so does journalism.

Even more fortunately, Barbra Walters is something like 135 years old, so she literally MUST die, at some point.

Posted by: Phinn at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (ahINe)

163
146 -

As a member of Congress? No, she's not looney. As a Presidential candidate? Yeah, sorry, she's a loon.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2013 04:19 PM (TOk1P)

164 Uh oh. I actually know the former UN ambassador from South Africa. I hope that it wasn't her.

Name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:18 PM (+98Gb)

Ismail Coovadia

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (9Bj8R)

165 So Rubio et al voted to reject the border fence.



Secure borders ahoy!

****

And FINALLY!

Someone threatens Boehner's Speaker seat.
http://politi.co/13XzZ4z

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (DPdf7)

166 Seriously, who freakin cares what her or her idiot co-stars think or say.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2013 04:06 PM (gaOtJ)


People who also have the franchise. Since they do, we don't have the option to ignore utterly the sources from which they obtain their "news".

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (VtjlW)

167 Thank you, CBD - at last, some Moron love for a long-time lurker.

Valu-rite for all the horde!

Posted by: Parker at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (YkW3i)

168
I prefer kafka waffles, myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (+98Gb)

169
@146
Bachman not so looney afterall is shePosted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 04:17 PM (nH8jP) --- ---- ---- ---- ---- --- Nobody ever disputed any of the facts she brought forward in the first place. The government-media complex and leading RINOsjust attacked her and dropped it.

Posted by: Beagle at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (sOtz/)

170 Somebody remind me why Babara Walters is famous. Is it because of Gilda?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (dSE0q)

171 I did Max Planck once. Although "plank" is hardly the word I'd use for it.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (8ZskC)

172 Even more fortunately, Barbra Walters is something like 135 years old, so she literally MUST die, at some point.

---

This assumes that she can still be killed with a stake since sunlight doesn't seem to be having any effect outside of making her look like a piece of luggage.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (a3iAA)

173 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 04:13 PM (9Bj8R)

Yeah...Apartheid. Israel is IDENTICAL to South Africa under the National Party.

Well, except for the full citizenship afforded Israeli Arabs. And the rule of law that applies to all.

I guess the lack of freedom for terrorists is the clincher.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2013 04:21 PM (WW8xK)

174 165 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (DPdf7)

Yes!

I hope Rohrbacher's not really a squish. At any rate, them's fightin' words he said, so the burnt umber crybaby us going to get pissed.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (+98Gb)

175 People who also have the franchise.

A little penicillin should clear that up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (ZKzrr)

176 We need to get Barbara Walters to interview Ace!

Ace, why are you weferred to as "The Head Ewok," and why awe you so often accused of wooting thwough utha people's gawbage?

Posted by: Baba Wawa at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (qkZxk)

177

Babs is ready for her Life Alert bracelet and drool cup

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (8sCoq)

178 152 I think Scrunt would be a good name for a dog.

Picture yourself walking down the street, calling for that dog, if it got lost.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (hR+mj)

179 Baba Wawa also spun her affair with a married man as no big deal either. Libs would spin Hitler as misunderstood if he had been a Democrat. Look what they did with Stalin.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (u+9Sb)

180

"...the Tribe..."

I thought Maher considers himself Irish, not Jewish!



Maher is a recovering Donohue ... he'd still be with the tribe, if not for the big guns of Adriane Barbeau ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (FlRtG)

181 Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) said Tuesday it is “morally outrageous” to ban abortions after five months of pregnancy.

“It is morally outrageous, frankly,” Nadler said about the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act (H.R. 1797), a bill that would ban abortions 20 weeks post-fertilization, or five months into pregnancy.

“Here we go again,” he said. “Every single year we have to go through the same nonsense with the same morally presumptuous, morally arrogant attitude that we know better. ‘We know better than women and their doctors. We know better about their health care. We know better about their moral choices in very personal decisions.’”

The House is set to vote Tuesday on the bill. Pro-abortion Democrats gathered on Capitol Hill to oppose the measure.

“This bill is particularly morally outrageous,” Nadler said.

???This from a man who hasn't seen his penis in 30 years unless it was in a mirror

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (9Bj8R)

182 Such a soulless woman. That child has never done anything to anyone. Thank God his parents and family love him.

Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (9tSXa)

183 164 Ismail Coovadia
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 04:20 PM (9Bj8R)


Whew! That is a relief. Anyway the fuck-face's name is "Ismail." No wonder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (+98Gb)

184 Barbara Walters used to be somebody. I've forgotten who.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (Hx5uv)

185 tornado on the ground at DIA

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (8sCoq)

186 Thank you, CBD - at last, some Moron love for a long-time lurker.

Valu-rite for all the horde!


***

You're no longer a virgin. We expect you to show up to the nightly grope-fest now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (DPdf7)

187 Picture yourself walking down the street, calling for that dog, if it got lost.
Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 04:22 PM (hR+mj) Here Scrunt!What's not to like?Is that a real thing outside the HQ?

Posted by: Beagle at June 18, 2013 04:24 PM (sOtz/)

188 Ennui. It isn't just for petit déjeuner anymore.
-----
Where do I get the T-shirt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 18, 2013 04:24 PM (aDwsi)

189 Are Jews programmed to protect one another? Shoosh.

Posted by: Ivy League Schmuck at June 18, 2013 04:24 PM (oDCMR)

190 Baba Wawa could easily be confused with a hobo. Just saying.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 18, 2013 04:24 PM (71LDo)

191 Only people more over paid then actors are news readers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (u+9Sb)

192 180 Maher is a recovering Donohue ... he'd still be with the tribe, if not for the big guns of Adriane Barbeau ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2013 04:23 PM (FlRtG)

Is that his wife? Day-yum! I lusted after those tits every week at 8:30 Eastern, 7:30 Central, when I was in junior high.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (+98Gb)

193 I think Scrunt would be a good name for a dog.

Posted by: Beagle

-------------------------------------
Three legs, and one eye.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (4Mv1T)

194 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse -

But it's not my night in the barrel, right?

Right?

Posted by: Parker at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (YkW3i)

195 “Every single year we have to go through the same nonsense with the
same morally presumptuous, morally arrogant attitude that we know
better. ‘We know better than women and their doctors. We know better
about their health care. We know better about their moral choices in
very personal decisions.’”


This from a man who voted for Obamacare. *spit*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (ZKzrr)

196 My bed g-g-got bathroomy number one when that Barbara lady came on in my head movies.

Posted by: Simple Jack at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (dSE0q)

197 Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) said Tuesday it is “morally outrageous” to ban abortions after five months of pregnancy.

*****

He needs to get a new definition for the word "moral"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:26 PM (DPdf7)

198 >>>But it's not my night in the barrel, right? Right? Posted by: Parker
--------------------------------------
We are willing to make an exception just this once.
Not big on rules around here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 04:26 PM (4Mv1T)

199 when is Nadler due to deliver?

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (nH8jP)

200 But it's not my night in the barrel, right?

Right?

***

Maybe we can be gentle with you.... just once.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (DPdf7)

201 Nood

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (4Mv1T)

202 187...Is that a real thing outside the HQ?

Yes.
'Scrunt' has been around a long time...I've heard it used, for decades.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (hR+mj)

203 Baba is just upset her sister Jackie wasn't able to be aborted, and was an embarrassment to her.

I'm sure she feels that if Sarah had a brain in her head, she should have aborted little Trig.

I hate liberals like her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)

204 “Here we go again,” he said. “Every single year we have to go through the same nonsense with the same morally presumptuous, morally arrogant attitude that we know better. ‘We know better than women and their doctors. We know better about their health care. We know better about their moral choices in very personal decisions.’”

---

What is Rep. Nadler's comment on the practices of one Dr. Kermit Gosnell?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (a3iAA)

205 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse -

But it's not my night in the barrel, right?

Right?
Posted by: Parker at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (YkW3i)


Soon.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (VtjlW)

206 I figure the "runt," emphasis on the r, allows me to get away with it nearly 100% of the time. Small dog name perhaps.

Posted by: Beagle at June 18, 2013 04:28 PM (sOtz/)

207 195 This from a man who voted for Obamacare. *spit*
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 18, 2013 04:25 PM (ZKzrr)


Nadler is (as if we didn't know) a hardcore leftist. At least he spouts this shit to get the Working Families Party endorsement.

More likely he's a self-aggrandizing thief who just wants to goniff as much as he can while destroying the lives of those he purports to represent.

I can respect someone like a Bernie Sanders because at least he has the guts to come out and declare who he is up front.

But vermin like Jerrold Nadler, Pelosi, Reid, Schumer are in it for money and power.

They deserve water boarding in a crackhouse toilet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:28 PM (+98Gb)

208 188 Ennui. It isn't just for petit déjeuner anymore.
-----
Where do I get the T-shirt?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 18, 2013 04:24 PM (aDwsi)


Will Mr. Paul Anka please pick up the courtesy phone...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 04:30 PM (+98Gb)

209 "Retard" is offensive when directed at children with learning disabilities.



I think, however, that it's funny when aimed at morons.



Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:01 PM (DPdf7)

Ironically enough, "retarded" was chosen to be a sensitive descriptor for people with sub-normal mental capacity, instead of "moron" which at the time was considered disparaging.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2013 04:30 PM (fNpC1)

210 I can respect someone like a Bernie Sanders because at least he has the guts to come out and declare who he is up front.

---

I respect Sanders for at least calling himself a socialist unlike those other lying sacks of shit.

That tiny bit of respect went away when he, the Searchlight Strangler, and the Senate parliamentarian violated the rules when shithead decided to push his own version of the health care bill and the Republicans, sick of his posturing, forced a verbal reading of the bill.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 18, 2013 04:30 PM (a3iAA)

211
181 -

That is some weapons grade ignorance right there. We know humans are fallible. We know all of us will be selfish, and will lie to ourselves if given the chance to make a choice we WANT to make. By its very definition, the end result is immorality.

And we don't go to doctors for lessons in morality, idiot. Nor lawyers/congressmen either, but I figure that goes without saying.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2013 04:30 PM (TOk1P)

212 Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who invaded who.

Posted by: The Swamp Rubio at June 18, 2013 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

213 Ironically enough, "retarded" was chosen to be a sensitive descriptor for people with sub-normal mental capacity, instead of "moron" which at the time was considered disparaging.

***

Wow.

I wonder if anyone here is offended by "moron" because, if so, TOO DANG BAD!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:32 PM (DPdf7)

214 'Scrunt' has been around a long time...I've heard it used, for decades.
Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 04:27 PM (hR+mj) --- --- --- --- ---- ---- -I know sailors who drink andthey have neversaid that.Really they don't drink, swear, or spend like the legendary sailors of ye olde imagination.

Posted by: Beagle at June 18, 2013 04:32 PM (sOtz/)

215 I turned to Weeather Channel. hoping to see the tornado at Denver Airport, but nothing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:33 PM (DPdf7)

216 >>>>I turned to Weeather Channel. hoping to see the tornado at Denver Airport, but nothing.


Next, you'll turn on MTV expecting to see music.

Posted by: Roy at June 18, 2013 04:34 PM (VndSC)

217 NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 2m
BREAKING PHOTO: Tornado reported near Denver International Airport - @9NEWS: @9NEWS #dia http://t.co/xlqfezfkxU

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:36 PM (DPdf7)

218 Next, you'll turn on MTV expecting to see music.

***

MIA for decades now.

I miss the MTV of old.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:36 PM (DPdf7)

219 Pass that Valu-Rite, Parker.
Re/ a mammogram being preferable to watching The View: I just finished 4 weeks of physical therapy (tendonitis) and was "treated" to Babwa, Whoopi and Co. on an unavoidably large, overhanging TV. The pain of PT was not like unto that pain, not at all.

Posted by: LadyS at June 18, 2013 04:37 PM (J6/J5)

220 Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 5m
2 Democrats voted for the Thune border security amendment: Manchin WV & Pryor AR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:38 PM (DPdf7)

221 border thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 04:39 PM (DPdf7)

222 So I guess if someone calls you a retarded moron, they pretty much mean it...

Posted by: HH at June 18, 2013 04:40 PM (XXwdv)

223 Babsy swallowed gobs of my prattle without question. Do you think she was flirting with me?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 18, 2013 04:40 PM (3T0tP)

224 Going by her own books, Baba Wawa essentially slept her way to the top. She's a whore.

An old, wrinkled, dried-up whore with a disease-ridden brain, but still a whore.

Posted by: Adjoran at June 18, 2013 04:43 PM (473jB)

225 Ace,

Baba is likely unaware that Mahers has any tribal blood

Posted by: Avi at June 18, 2013 04:51 PM (Gx3Fe)

226 or, maybe that's that carpet muncher Ellen.. (which anyone in "the know" knows it's ok to call them that.. they think it's cute)


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2013 04:12 PM (f9c2L)






I prefer the term "gap-lapper".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2013 04:53 PM (TIIx5)

227 8 Barbara Walters probably didn't consider it slutty to fuck married men.


Especially if they are Black and in the Senate.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 18, 2013 04:54 PM (wR+pz)

228 Bab Wawa is getting sort of senile in her old age isn't she? Maybe she's even "retarded"? As for Maher, he remains what he always was and is--a particularly unattractive unfunny little schmuck.

Posted by: Cynical Ol Geezer at June 18, 2013 04:55 PM (RZP0w)

229 J.J. Sefton @ 41

That's very good. Where did you leave it, if not at the Senator's webpage? I'd think that would be just the place to leave it.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 18, 2013 05:00 PM (aH+zP)

230 Baba is likely unaware that Mahers has any tribal blood

Posted by: Avi at June 18, 2013 04:51 PM (Gx3Fe)

Someone should consult Lizzy Warren immediately.

Posted by: chewydog at June 18, 2013 05:50 PM (BUY7X)

231 I didn't know Barbara Walters was a retard?

Posted by: STL Hawkeye at June 18, 2013 05:59 PM (TIafg)

232 You say: "Wibtard",
I say: "Libtard"...

Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at June 18, 2013 06:05 PM (nbrug)

233 Bill didn't know "retard" was offensive. Because he is one.

Posted by: Ron at June 18, 2013 06:14 PM (8Irtm)

234 52 Wheatie -- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Nuclear Wessels, heh

Posted by: acethepug at June 18, 2013 07:48 PM (fXDVf)

235 Whooooa. I pity the fool who gets between Whopie-Whopie and her next power meal.

The stupid on that show runs so deep and on so many levels, I'm not even sure where to start. I couldn't make it though the whole clip. Did Whopie-Whopie? Was she able to make it though the show without binging on ho-ho's?

Posted by: Bud Hurdt at June 18, 2013 08:52 PM (9u2hL)

236
Just retire already lady. Just retire. sheesh.

Posted by: Arlene at June 19, 2013 01:38 AM (bQDx5)






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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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