Official In Charge of Tax-Exempt Division During Scandal Now Head of ObamaCare Enforcement Division

The woman actually in charge of the tax-exempt division during the scandal, who oversaw the political persecution of Tea Partiers?

Now the head of the IRS' ObamaCare enforcement division.

Sarah Hall Ingram served as commissioner of the office responsible for tax-exempt organizations between 2009 and 2012. But Ingram has since left that part of the IRS and is now the director of the IRS’ Affordable Care Act office, the IRS confirmed to ABC News today.

So she gets a promotion, and her successor, who knew about the scandal and didn't tell anyone but did not actually oversee it, takes the fall.

And another Fall Guy has been offered, too-- the current commissioner of the tax-exempt division is now resigning.

But he was appointed to this position just eight days ago.

We don't know yet if this is a complete farce, but it sure looks like one.

The worst case scenario is if he was just promoted to a higher position so that Obama could announce "Another high-ranking official has been asked to resign."

We don't know yet what he was promoted from. But we do need to know.

So this guy, who may have been promoted to the position just to be fired from it, takes the fall, while the woman actually responsible for the regime is now enforcing ObamaCare.

How many flunkies are going to be made to fall on their swords to avoid the call for the resignation of Sarah Hall Ingram?

Meanwhile, two pro-life groups were denied 501(c)4 status. It gets worse.

“In one case, the IRS withheld approval of an application for tax exempt status for Coalition for Life of Iowa. In a phone call to Coalition for Life of Iowa leaders on June 6, 2009, the IRS agent ‘Ms. Richards’ told the group to send a letter to the IRS with the entire board’s signatures stating that, under perjury of the law, they do not picket/protest or organize groups to picket or protest outside of Planned Parenthood,” the Thomas More Society announced today. “Once the IRS received this letter, their application would be approved.”

Get In Their Faces: Was their a link between Obama's "Fight the Smears" snitch-on-your-neighbors-for-free-speech site and IRS retribution?

During the debate over adopting ObamaCare the White House encouraged liberal activists to report Obama’s critics to a “Flag@WhiteHouse.gov” email address. At least one of those reported tells RedState.com editor Erick Erickson he was then targeted with audits. “Remember that website Obama set up to report neighbors who opposed Obamacare? A friend reported himself and got audited shortly thereafter,” Erickson tweeted May 13.

“We need to know if there were any others. This certainly fits the rapidly-expanding pattern of people who criticize Obama suddenly finding themselves targeted by the IRS,” said Stockman. “Obama’s IRS scandal is spreading like a cancer.”

Bonus: To be more precise, Sarah Hall Ingram received over $100,000 in bonuses for her yeowoman work from 2010 to 2012.

Posted by: Ace at 06:55 PM



Comments

1 Tar feathers and hot nails in the eye! Too harsh?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at May 16, 2013 06:57 PM (MnSla)

2 Ace,

Check Drudge.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 16, 2013 06:57 PM (M8WWt)

3 Do the Obama hokey pokey

Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2013 06:58 PM (3XLNw)

4 Jinga!

Posted by: Aquaviva at May 16, 2013 06:58 PM (9FvOF)

5 It's a shell game. Just like the crooks on the corner play

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 06:58 PM (jE38p)

6 There is going to be one hell of an update.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 16, 2013 06:59 PM (M8WWt)

7 Someone pass me my Indian headdress and some ashes. I'm feeling... Bostonian.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 06:59 PM (CA2NO)

8
Listening to Levin on the way home and he is fired up. I think there a move afoot to push an amendment to abolish the 16th amendment and the IRS. I could go with that if it went with a flat tax and no exemptions, levied on each citizen.

Congress would shit a brick.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 16, 2013 06:59 PM (4Vr+0)

9 May they get so confused in scapegoating they blow themselves up?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 16, 2013 07:00 PM (1/cNz)

10 May have been first on the pulled Drew post.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (A9na/)

11 Okay, I hope there's a lot more Obama fall guys, 'cause I watch that every time it's posted.

Posted by: Colin at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (Hzk5e)

12 I'm at a loss for words. Even swear words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (lVPtV)

13 This is just validation of every fucking right wing conspiracy theory there is. Seriously the government headed by Obama is literally using its power to fuck over citizens that disagree with it.

Seriously, wtf? Is there any god damn hope?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (o5R8U)

14 the IRS agent ‘Ms. Richards’ told the group to send a letter to the IRS with the entire board’s signatures stating that, under perjury of the law, they do not picket/protest or organize groups to picket or protest outside of Planned Parenthood,” the Thomas More Society announced today. “Once the IRS received this letter, their application would be approved.”



Or, in more concise language, "Abdicate your first amendment rights and we won't destroy you."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (CA2NO)

15 There was a time when the IRS acted against Al Capone. Now, under Obama, the IRS has been acting like Al Capone.

Posted by: FeralCat at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (cY9nU)

16 But, but...Juan Williams just claimed that "no one was denied status".

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (y8LTw)

17 Yeah, ace, what the poster up-thread said.

CHECK DRUDGE.

*sorry to yell, but...*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (lVPtV)

18 OT Well off to Neverwinter. Time to kill devils and flapping demon-monkeys. I just imagine each is a member of this administration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (1/cNz)

19 Seriously, wtf? Is there any god damn hope?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (o5R8U)

How's your aim?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (GRvW4)

20 Is there any god damn hope?
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (o5R8U)


No. Send me all your money and repent!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (jE38p)

21 I say seriously alot when I am pissed, sue me.

Seriously.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (o5R8U)

22 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (lVPtV)


Need suggestion? I can help

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (MnSla)

23 Kraut said "how can he run the government when he never ran, as much as a candy store?

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (Vodnq)

24 Juan Williams claimed "no one was denied" 501c status because of this, he just seems to have ignored that the IRS set the hurdles so high - and included such things as signing away one's 1st Amendment rights and/or disclosing private information - that the organizations decided to withdraw their requests.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:02 PM (0qqnb)

25 Even Sheppy is seeing the light. Sort of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:03 PM (lVPtV)

26 I'm at a loss for words. Even swear words.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:01 PM (lVPtV)



I can't even do the Interpretative Dance Of Rage and not just because of the ick.


I'm still agog over the Drudge thing.


Serious you guys, second look at contrails.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:03 PM (Gk3SS)

27 Wonder what's gonna get dumped tomorrow at 5pm .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 07:03 PM (TQOZk)

28
More or Moore?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 07:03 PM (KeJAW)

29 But you guys we have to be nicer to the socialists so they will like us, you guys.

Posted by: RINOS at May 16, 2013 07:04 PM (YTstp)

30
Yes, farce it is.

A farcical sitcom for our benefit.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 07:04 PM (KwX0v)

31 Wonder what's gonna get dumped tomorrow at 5pm .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 07:03 PM (TQOZk)

Probably your Tac Return at the Office of the NYTs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:04 PM (jE38p)

32 Sooooo, I see ace looked at Drudge?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (Gk3SS)

33 We're all Reds now.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (GRvW4)

34 Fuckin' commie Italics!

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (6rptg)

35 I'm seeing...RED.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (y8LTw)

36 This is how i usually see after a bottle of Scotch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (jE38p)

37 Did we just raise a red flag?

Do you hear the people sing...

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (wsGWu)

38
This thread is red.


Dog Dick Red.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (6rptg)

39 Also note: the new IRS Commissioner was previously at the OMB where he decided where the Sequester cuts would be applied (i.e. he's the one who came up with the plan to make 'em as painful as possible). So getting that acting commish to step down was a bonus for Obama - he could put in a loyal crony and claim he was doing it in response to this "outrageous" IRS scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (0qqnb)

40 Ace is so excited he spooged red everywhere.....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 16, 2013 07:05 PM (M8WWt)

41
bloody hell!

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (+oin+)

42 Round and Round it goes.....

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (nTgAI)

43 I'm so mad I'm seeing RED!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (CA2NO)

44 AOSHQ:The Enreddening

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (9XBK2)

45 Oh God, now even the comments are in Red.
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia ... Is it?

Posted by: simpleton at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (NGsLN)

46 RED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (nTgAI)

47 Wow, between this and that Drudge headline, just wow...



I been telling everyone who I hear mention the IRS thing, "can't wait until they're running my healthcare!" Time to do what Romney wouldn't, go for the thin skinned prick's jugular.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (hpYnL)

48 Honestly, I'm kind of terrified as to what the Friday dump is going to be. Actual sacrifices to Ba'al in the Rose Garden?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (Gk3SS)

49 Red Lobster, Standing by.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (6rptg)

50 I want a flaming Skull Dammnit

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (nTgAI)

51 REDRUM!!!

Posted by: ??? at May 16, 2013 07:06 PM (ujrve)

52 The pace is too frenetic, I can't keep up. I'm going out for Mexican food. Can I bring y'all back a chimichanga or something?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (yat7u)

53 Yikes. I'm having a hot flash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (lVPtV)

54 But, you guys, I'm sure Obama just heard about this on the news.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (wsGWu)

55 flaming hornets nest?

Posted by: Chris at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (WjMgb)

56 Red text in honor of the USSA. I dig.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (hpYnL)

57

Red Twizzlers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (XYSwB)

58 Cue Nancy Pelosi and Hairy "Dick" Reid telling us that the focus on these scandals is just a "distraction" from "the people's work."

Fuck them all. When they're dead and rotting in their graves some day, i will NEVER be able to generate enough urine to piss on them as much as they deserve.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (CA2NO)

59 nice change from drag gray

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (nqBYe)

60 Red Rider, Standing by.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (6rptg)

61 AoSHQ Code Red!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (lVPtV)

62 Serious you guys, is this Russia? Concerned.

Posted by: simpleton at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (NGsLN)

63 It's like...Whack-A-Mole.

Government Whack-A-Mole.
One pops up...gets whacked...then pops up out of another hole.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (y8LTw)

64 Flaming Skull Red.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (XrGnJ)

65 Why do you build me up (build me up) buttercup, baby Just to let me down (let me down)

Posted by: Obama's Sacrificial Bureaucrat at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

66 This is....odd.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

67 Sounds like a reward for a job well done, bastards

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (nTgAI)

68

In Soviet America, IRS audit YOU!

Oh, wait a second...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (+98Gb)

69 Back in Black!

Posted by: ACDC at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (GRvW4)

70 Red text in honor of the USSA. I dig.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (hpYnL)


USSA, yeah I like that. Well I don't like that, but I get it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (jE38p)

71 RED INK EVERYWHERE!!!!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nate at May 16, 2013 07:08 PM (BBlzg)

72 Annnd,all our red jokes now look foolish...

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (9XBK2)

73 Booooooo. The red was entertaining.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)

74 But, you guys, I'm sure Obama just heard about this on the news.
Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (wsGWu)



And let him be clear - he will make sure that those responsible are held accountable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/font] at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (CA2NO)

75 HOLY CRAP !! I broke the internets by refreshing :{)

Posted by: alec at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (usWYv)

76 OT: Ex-NASCAR driver Dick Trickle, 71, dead from apparent suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/c5crylh

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (BVkEs)

77 We can't have nice things.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (6rptg)

78

Red Ink no more....

Posted by: Nate at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (BBlzg)

79 "I can't even do the Interpretative Dance Of Rage and not just because of the ick."
****
Should we convene a drum circle to bang out a slow dirge while the rest of the moron hoard accompanies with down-twinkles?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (0qqnb)

80 The woman actually in charge of the tax-exempt
division during the scandal, who oversaw the political persecution of
Tea Partiers?


I'm sure it is all an accident. calm down.

please remain seated. clam


ooooowhm


owhhhhm

OW

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (nqBYe)

81 Annnd,all our red jokes now look foolish...
Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (9XBK2)


Well I can't talk for you, But i am certainly a pro at looking foolish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (jE38p)

82 By the way, did anyone else notice that, at the end of his IRS non-answer today, Obama fluttered his eyes like Nixon? It brought back memories.

If I was a video editing whiz . . .

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (F1wnk)

83 My eyes are bloodshot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:09 PM (lVPtV)

84 Excuse me while I hit Youtube for back in black homage video.

Posted by: simpleton at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (NGsLN)

85 There's supposedly someone else being questioned but they weren't in charge when this all went on, the person retired or something. But, it's a rumor.

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (/b8+5)

86 flaming hornets nest?
Posted by: Chris at May 16, 2013 07:07 PM (WjMgb)



Dunno. Someone grab the nearest drunk Scandi; we need an expert's judgement.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (CA2NO)

87 back to drab..

fine.

i looked lovely in read and so did the rest of you.
but me especially.

yes i'm hitting the wine

pours wine for everyone.

but mostly me

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (nqBYe)

88 Someone has to offer a bill to suspend ObamaCare implementation until the IRS can be sanitized for your protection.

Someone? Rand Paul? Of course, Arsehole Harry will sit on it, but you've got to open up the discussion.

Posted by: JEM at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (o+SC1)

89

Still appropriate

Red Rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLTwX0duY4

~Peter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (XYSwB)

90 pfft red even

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (nqBYe)

91 8
Listening to Levin on the way home and he is fired up. I think there a move afoot to push an amendment to abolish the 16th amendment and the IRS. I could go with that if it went with a flat tax and no exemptions, levied on each citizen.

Congress would shit a brick.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 16, 2013 06:59 PM (4Vr+0)


Cloward-Piven THIS, bitches!!!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (+98Gb)

92 For those wanting to erase all of this news from their minds, there's a link to a painting of Bea Arthur naked on the main page.

Just breasts though, no legs.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (AC0lD)

93 I will repeat from the end of the last thread . . . .

Can we just start the revolution already? I'm tanned, rested and ready already. We need a divorce from these people.

Posted by: Infidel at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (gqEUi)

94 Others have brought this up before but it bears repeating: If any federal government employee or official suffers legal or professional consequences as the result of these and as-yet-to-be-discovered scandals, other employees and officials, realizing how expendable they are,will start talking. Can't have that.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (vtiE6)

95 By the way, the only Marines who can carry umbrellas are females. No Marine in uniform is allowed to carry an umbrella, ever............except when his CiC orders it.


Nice, Barry. Way to emasculate the Corps (Corpse).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (lVPtV)

96 Rush was saying that Obama was more like Putin than Nixon, and....I gotta agree based on Drudge's latest headlines.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (0qqnb)

97 Has anyone tried those Margarita.pouches you freeze and drink? Probably god awful, but the gas station by my house has them on display, and today feels like a drinking day.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:12 PM (wsGWu)

98 The press could have been investigating this shit FOR OVER FOUR YEARS. There have been reports of this intimidation, of this outright fucking tyranny, but no they were dismissed as fucking conspiracy theories and shit.

But they hid this shit from us, just as the government was fucking us in the ass our press was hiding it from us by deliberatly not investigating it. I mean for fuck sake they did investigative reports on Romney's time as a barber in fucking high school, but yet this outright government corruption gets covered up. Just imagine if we had a real press the fucking tea party people getting illegally targeting by the IRS would have already been a story, and this would have been stopped back in 2011. These people would have been brought to heel.

There is no check on these fuckers anymore, none.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:12 PM (o5R8U)

99 96 Rush was saying that Obama was more like Putin than Nixon, and....I gotta agree based on Drudge's latest headlines.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (0qqnb)



Obama's a cheap pimp. He could've never out-fought Santino....


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:12 PM (+98Gb)

100 95 You think he doesn't intend to do exactly that?He has contempt for all about the USA that is special and good.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2013 07:13 PM (9XBK2)

101 Can we just start the revolution already? I'm tanned, rested and ready already. We need a divorce from these people.
Posted by: Infidel at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (gqEUi)


Well if you do please give me a heads up. I am on duty this weekend and if the Revolution is on I have to have time to make it to a southern sister State so I don't get trapped behind enemy lines. Be nice to take my family also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:13 PM (jE38p)

102
Bea Arthur's naked portrait isn't as appalling as her part in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Why would anyone think Maude would be a good fit on anything Star Wars?

But someone said hey I know, let's get Bea Arthur in this!

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 07:13 PM (BUcLz)

103 So this scrunt was rewarded for her lawbreaking by being given a new higher level job from which to harass people. There was another recent headline that the IRS took 10,000,000 peoples health records illeagally and are facing a class action lawsuit.

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:13 PM (nTgAI)

104 I can barely wait for Obama's death panels to tell my lib m-i-l she can't have another very expensive back surgery at 87.

And I can't wait for her idiot lib kids to try to comfort her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (lVPtV)

105 I said it on the dead thread and I think it needs to be said again. What we are witnessing is the death of the republic. Every institution is suspect and I don't trust a single one of them. Who in their right might is going to submit to the tyranny of O'care? I think I would rather go to jail. There..... I said it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (jucos)

106 The hilarious thing is that even the left is now regretting killing off Nixon,after all he was on their side on everything but some foreign policy.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (9XBK2)

107 Obama's a cheap pimp. He could've never out-fought Santino....


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:12 PM (+98Gb)

But I never knew till this day, that it was Valery Jarret the whole time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (jE38p)

108 Let's schedule the Revolution for July 4th. Why the hell not?

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (wsGWu)

109 94 Others have brought this up before but it bears repeating: If any federal government employee or official suffers legal or professional consequences as the result of these and as-yet-to-be-discovered scandals, other employees and officials, realizing how expendable they are,will start talking. Can't have that.
Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (vtiE6)



They're all UNIONIZED. Even FDR knew this was no good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (+98Gb)

110 Revolution? we can't even do a boycott.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (RLTt1)

111 I know someone who works at the irs.

Ive done business with him, not irs stuff.

He is a devious untrustworthy asshole, literally. He likes being a dick, he has father and height issues, not to mention a bitch of a wife.

I am being objective, truly.

It would not surprise me in the least if i get audited or fucked over. He is that type of person.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzer at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (cFTtO)

112 Is there no hope?

Yeah there is. Form Tea Party Groups and if and when you aren't granted 501 status, continue anyway.

But be careful. Invest a couple of hundred dollars in wireless video cameras and off site recording. Organize. Talk to your neighbors.

Posted by: Jack at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (Zv1QB)

113 Bea Arthur was, believe it or not, a female Marine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (lVPtV)

114 107 But I never knew till this day, that it was Valery Jarret the whole time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (jE38p)


They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (+98Gb)

115 Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (/b8+5)

Really? ...All comas?

So if someone were to address you with this nick, what would they use...
"Miss Coma" or "Coma coma coma coma coma coma".

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (y8LTw)

116 Rush was saying that Obama was more like Putin than Nixon, and....I gotta agree based on Drudge's latest headlines.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (0qqnb)



I think he's more of a bastard composite of the two. He's got Nixon's suspicion and Putin's malice. But he's not half as intelligent as Nixon and nowhere near as tough as Putin.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (CA2NO)

117 Ahhh....the Flaming Skull of Doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (lVPtV)

118 102 likely the network that broadcast the special wanted to promote their shows.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (9XBK2)

119 "Lawmaker: Holder must probe leak of Romney tax returns"
Who writes these headlines? It's from the daily caller. Wonder if Romney will sue, at the very least the guy is entitled to a huge apology in front of the entire country.


Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (/b8+5)

120 Flaming Skull!!1!111

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (u6lBN)

121 Juan Williams claimed "no one was denied" 501c status because of this, he just seems to have ignored that the IRS set the hurdles so high - and included such things as signing away one's 1st Amendment rights and/or disclosing private information - that the organizations decided to withdraw their requests.

But remember that the people in Pigford didn't have to argue that they were discriminated against in any way, just that they thought about being farmers and were discouraged by the corruption in the USDA.

According to that standard, all of the Tea Party groups were denied justice.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (T0NGe)

122 Let's schedule the Revolution for July 4th. Why the hell not?
Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (wsGWu)


Perfect I will already be on base in Parris Island SC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (jE38p)

123 Imagine what could happen if we had a competent opposition party!

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (6XG5P)

124 110 Revolution? we can't even do a boycott.
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (RLTt1)


It's easy to take a shit on a cop car when that's all you know how to do, or care about doing.

The rest of us have, what's the word - "responsibilities." Just like real adults.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (+98Gb)

125 This is fun!

Seriously you guys!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (N8yYb)

126
I am beginning to think that any significant donation to a Republican organization2012 (before the election) was enough to trigger an IRS audit -- andthat this was a widespread phenomenon. I'm not talking megabucks - for example, I'm thinking that a thousand bucks would certainly be sufficient to triggerthe process. The purpose of course, would be to prevent further donations from each targeted individualduring election season -- If you're worried about owing thousands to the IRS, you are going to hunker down and hold on to your money.

All they have do to start an auditis check a box on a computer screen.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (w41GQ)

127 123
Imagine what could happen if we had a competent opposition party!


Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (6XG5P)
They'd have a blue dress?

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (/b8+5)

128 Good grief, curious/caustic/,,,,,,,, you're tiresome. Choose a nic and stick with it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (lVPtV)

129 There was another recent headline that the IRS took 10,000,000 peoples health records illeagally and are facing a class action lawsuit.
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:13 PM (nTgAI)
----------------------------------------------------------
I heard 60 million.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (jucos)

130 I believe the guy was a deputy within the department, so....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (piMMO)

131 What's most incredible to me?

They're not even going through the motions of pretending to be ashamed.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (T0NGe)

132 Drudge has her pic up now.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg)

133 Shit status: SKUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (6XG5P)

134 What % of the IRS is unionized?
100%? 10%? 1%?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

135 Guess we know why he's been pushing so hard to disarm citizens and arm DHS, Dept. of Ed, NOA, etc. People are likely to get a bit uppity when all of the dots are connected. Safe bet there are few more connections we don't know about.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (0qqnb)

136 What is it with all these fucking women????????

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (BJVEF)

137 The press will go back to Obama the way women go back to abusive husbands.

"I know it was bad this time. But you make
me better. I just get so mad sometimes. Don't you love me?"

Posted by: Crispian at May 16, 2013 07:17 PM (HfWN5)

138 Official In Charge of Tax-Exempt Division During Scandal Now Head of ObamaCare Enforcement Division




you know , this just ticks me off.



Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:17 PM (nqBYe)

139 If anyone here wins the lottery, you need to put up a reward for FBI agents to blow their motherfucking whistles. They know what this administration is up to and where the bodies are buried.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2013 07:17 PM (YTstp)

140 Rye Whiskey.......cures everything.....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at May 16, 2013 07:17 PM (uJK1E)

141 Its like Fitzmas in May, only this time there's real prizes rather than lumps of coal.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (/gHaE)

142 Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (w41GQ)

People probably stopped making political donations that weren't to democrats and no one who was thinking signed up for a tea party or glen beck's network. You sort of felt something intuitively.

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (/b8+5)

143 132
Drudge has her pic up now.


Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg


And being a flaming loony Obamabot, she looks just as expected.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (lVPtV)

144 Drudge has her pic up now.


Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg)

Exactly as I'd imagined.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (GRvW4)

145 Not to be a Debbie F'ing Downer, but to reverse course it will take some drastic measures.

Do you think your neighbors understa...

Oh look, Kardashians.

We have at minimum two more years of total mind splitting frustration ahead. Pace yourselves.

I am banking on Obamacare putting many to death or making people suffer, and I couldn't give a fuck. Sooner the better.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (Wl/Ht)

146 All I'm saying is talk of revolution is bull.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (RLTt1)

147 Fuck this scrunt with Barney Frank's dick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

148 We need more wome in charge!!!...what difference would it make!!!???

Posted by: HILLARY! at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (ujrve)

149 I think I would rather go to jail. There..... I said it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (jucos)

If it comes to that, I think they would be happy to oblige. You can have my ham salad sandwich. All jails everywhereserve lousy ham salad sandwiches.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (vtiE6)

150 Thanks for the skull Ace ! Nice

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (nTgAI)

151 " The rest of us have, what's the word - "responsibilities." Just like real adults. "

Men in chinos don't riot. That's why they know they can get away with it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (wsGWu)

152 By the way, Sarah Hall Ingram (as with most IRS agents) is a lawyer.

Do you see why I say the legal profession is the cause of these problems?

They gave us Obama.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (T0NGe)

153 ABC Reporter behind Drudge Headline story better have one hell of a good tax accountant.

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (VIaw0)

154 Drudge has her pic up now.


Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg)

Exactly as I'd imagined.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (GRvW4)


Jesus if she is not a dyke i am not Nevergiveup. Not that there is anything wrong with being a dyke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:19 PM (jE38p)

155

Something about someone getting "plum mad-dog mean?"

Just about there...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:19 PM (+98Gb)

156 Are lib women allergic to hair stylists and cosmetics?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:19 PM (lVPtV)

157 Is this the one the Chronicle of Philanthropy caught in a lie re the supposed flood of 501c4 applications?

Posted by: Y-not at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (+Aarq)

158
And being a flaming loony Obamabot, she looks just as expected.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:18 PM (lVPtV)

Wonder if she and Janet ever dated.....

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (X6akg)

159 154 Jesus if she is not a dyke i am not Nevergiveup. Not that there is anything wrong with being a dyke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:19 PM (jE38p)


There's the Club Seventeen variety and then there's the Janet Napolitano variety.

I'll take the former, please...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (+98Gb)

160 Holy crap, HUGE headline!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (CA2NO)

161 The IRS people are so good that they can do their jobs and still have time to oppress conservatives.

Posted by: MSM at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (Zv1QB)

162 Yikes ace! FONT OVERLOAD!

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (X6akg)

163 how hard would it be to get a few hundred people to sit and occupy the floor of the house/senate and refuse to leave until special prosecutors are appointed? I doubt the R's will do anything and its going to be up to the people to take action

Posted by: Chris at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (WjMgb)

164 Dead woman walking. She may make it through this weekend, but I'm taking the under on her staying on past next Saturday.

A week is an eternity these days.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (/gHaE)

165 Are lib women allergic to hair stylists and cosmetics?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:19 PM (lVPtV)

And dicks. Except their own.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (GRvW4)

166



ATTACK OF THE 50 POINT FONT!!!!

In 3-D



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (+98Gb)

167 I'm sure it'll work out fine.

Posted by: That Guy Who Says I'm Sure It'll All Work Out Fine at May 16, 2013 07:20 PM (vW1n3)

168 @AceofSpadesHQ COMPLETE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN UNTIL SPECIAL PROSECUTORS ARE APPOINTED, INDEPENDENT OF OBAMA

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (X6akg)

169 Award. Winning. Blog.


#twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

170 There is a limit to how big you can make me, and still make sense.

Posted by: Large Headlines at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (Zv1QB)

171 IRS building super DB to support ObamaCare responsibilities:

"To monitor compliance with these [ObamaCare] rules, the IRS and HHS are now building
the largest personal information database the government has ever
attempted. Known as the Federal Data Services Hub, the project is taking
the IRS's own records (for income and employment status) and
centralizing them with information from Social Security (identity),
Homeland Security (citizenship), Justice (criminal history), HHS
(enrollment in entitlement programs and certain medical claims data) and
state governments (residency)."


http://tinyurl.com/d3dbjhj

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (0qqnb)

172 I'm mad as hell and I'm gonna show up for work anyway

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (RLTt1)

173 sigh, I realize it is just crazy to think she might target poltical opponents through Obamcare.

I'm sure She and her assistants will Obey the law at all moments in her position of authority.


another thing Forbes several mths ago had an article (just as a general discussion of course) about the use of military to shut us revolutionary spirits down , from the governors to the little folks.

just as an exersize

i thought Forbes?
.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (nqBYe)

174

It's fuckin' Dana Carvey doing the Church Lady!!!!!


Ouch!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (+98Gb)

175 I can barely wait for Obama's death panels to tell my lib m-i-l she can't have another very expensive back surgery at 87.

And I can't wait for her idiot lib kids to try to comfort her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (lVPtV)



Was talking to an older woman (maybe 60's) in Quebec, and she needed a knee surgery. They told her she had to wait years, because that type of surgery would have to be done twice in her lifetime if they did it now. She had to wait because they didn't want to do it on her twice!

So, she's on pain killers. I kid you not. This is where the US is headed. Libs have zero clue. The elderly in Canada are shit on. They pay so much in taxes to find out later, it was all for naught, because when you need it the most, as you age, you can't have it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (XYSwB)

176 Hahahhahaha she looks like the nun who taught me math in high school.

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (/b8+5)

177 CNN

"Bipartisan House group reaches an "agreement in principle" on immigration reform, says GOP Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart."




Look, they are playing hide the sausage

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (nTgAI)

178 156
Are lib women allergic to hair stylists and cosmetics?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:19 PM

I'm betting the allergy extends to women's leg razors

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (mCvL4)

179 Drudge has her picture up now. She looks a little like Barney Frank in drag.

Posted by: OCBill at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (Mj+FA)

180 Paging Ken Starr. Ken Starr pick up the nearest red courtesy phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (jE38p)

181 Ms. Ingram has a dick.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (SzAZ7)

182 #twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

OK goddammit. what the hell is this twoweeks shit?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (GRvW4)

183 There's some way scary-assed shit in charge of this country.

Posted by: The Third Horesman Of The Apocalypse at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (vbh31)

184 With that photo on Drudge right now.

Posted by: The Face of Evil at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (Zv1QB)

185 what caught my eye was they mentioned tea party type as the issue.

lol the most responsible demonstrators ever to come out in a large group.

yeah those bad tea partiers!

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (nqBYe)

186

**hip surgery (not knee)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (XYSwB)

187 Okay, someone's gotta take one for the team and put a smile on this woman's face. I nominate EoJ.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (29vnO)

188 I for one welcome our new government overlords, especially if they are monitoring us now!!

Doubleplusgood comrades!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (BXLPR)

189 I kinda liked the Big Font. ...This outrageousness is worthy of a Big Font.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (y8LTw)

190 179 Drudge has her picture up now. She looks a little like Barney Frank in drag.
Posted by: OCBill at May 16, 2013 07:22 PM (Mj+FA)


That's a redundancy, n'est pas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (+98Gb)

191 115 Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 07:10 PM (/b8+5) Really? ...All comas? So if someone were to address you with this nick, what would they use... "Miss Coma" or "Coma coma coma coma coma coma".
----------------------
Or "Comma comma comma comma chamelion."

Posted by: Chris M at May 16, 2013 07:23 PM (TJ8HB)

192 Let's schedule the Revolution for July 4th. Why the hell not?

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:14 PM (wsGWu)



That gay Brit who fills in for Rush is advocating secession.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (p8RjH)

193 I believe Zero is baiting for some kind of civil unrest. All this 'in your face' is just his way of trying to provoke us.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (Ryac4)

194 147 Fuck this scrunt with Barney Frank's dick.

Technically impossible.

Posted by: Silicon Industry at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (n8LUb)

195

Sarah Hall Ingram
psychopath

Only a psychopath could administer this much evil and pain.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (XYSwB)

196 Honestly, I long for the days of the Nixon administration. He was a crook, but at least he was our crook.

Posted by: Not an Artist at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (uRumV)

197 I still say a poor man's Dana Carvey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (+98Gb)

198 You can just smell this conversation:

"Lower-Level" Top Man 1: So, we have this IG report coming out soon.
"Lower-Level" Top Man 2: Yeah...
"Lower-Level" Top Man 1: So we need to find a nice quiet place within the IRS to relocate the executive in charge of the function.
"Lower-Level" Top Man 2: ...
"Lower-Level" Top Man 1: ...
"Lower-Level" Top Man 1: I've got it! The ObamaCare Enforcement Office!
"Lower-Level" Top Man 2: Brilliant!

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (XrGnJ)

199 It's time for a massive tax revolt.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

200 "We'll fire a couple of low levels, and promote the mastermind. Them fools will never catch on, plus we'll get cover from the press" - Barky McFucknut strategy meeting

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (BVkEs)

201 /off sock

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (n8LUb)

202 "To monitor compliance with these [ObamaCare] rules, the IRS and HHS are now building

the largest personal information database the government has ever

attempted. Known as the Federal Data Services Hub, the project is taking

the IRS's own records (for income and employment status) and

centralizing them with information from Social Security (identity),

Homeland Security (citizenship), Justice (criminal history), HHS

(enrollment in entitlement programs and certain medical claims data) and

state governments (residency)."

LOL nice.


Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (nqBYe)

203 she looks like one of those Monty python characters. John Cleese in a wig and dress.

Rush Limbaugh "The feminist movement was created to allow ugly women access to the mainstream of society. "

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (BjJOB)

204 Drudge has her pic up now.


Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:16 PM



*clears throat*


*Austin Powers voice*


That's not a woman! That's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (CA2NO)

205 196

Sarah Hall Ingram
psychopath

Only a psychopath could administer this much evil and pain.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (XYSwB)



She is to Eichmann what Gosnell was to Mengele.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (+98Gb)

206 This outrage should probably be met with an even more outrageous penalty: she was going to start in May...make her start in June!

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (pGIUt)

207 "I long for the days of the Nixon administration. He was a crook, but at least he was our crook."

And really, compared to Clinton and especially TFG, he's not much of a crook, either.

Posted by: cool arrow at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (WMsq+)

208 I wonder if she's married? Think of the person who hits that.

Hopefully, she never bred.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (lVPtV)

209 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is a lazy nic.

Just sayin. Try harder.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (0PiQ4)

210 So she gets a promotion, and her successor, who knew about the scandal and didn't tell anyone but did not actually oversee it, takes the fall.

And another Fall Guy has been offered, too-- the current commissioner of the tax-exempt division is now resigning.

But he was appointed to this position just eight days ago.



Shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (XYSwB)

211 remember people



Its.The.Law.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (nqBYe)

212 The affirmative action chickens are coming home to roost.

Posted by: Rev. Wrong at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (vbh31)

213 Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 5m
Sarah Ingram was quoted in this 2010 NY Times story about spending by Karl Rove group http://nyti.ms/19ANpVW

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)

214 Skull-i-min-jaro. Sweet.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (n8LUb)

215 With that photo on Drudge right now.


Holy shit!


That guy is homely.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (z9HTb)

216 The Obama Administration is descending into tyranny.

And it is being protected by the MSM.

Posted by: The Face of Evil at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (Zv1QB)

217 Hopefully, she never bred.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (lVPtV)


I'd bet the house on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (jE38p)

218 211 remember people



Its.The.Law.
Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (nqBYe)



Arbeit. Macht. Frei.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (+98Gb)

219 207
"I long for the days of the Nixon administration. He was a crook, but at least he was our crook."



There was someone on Fox this afternoon (and my mind is reeling with shit so I can't remember what show) who said this is waaaaay worse than Nixon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (lVPtV)

220 >>Only a psychopath could administer this much evil and pain.

She's a CPA who works for the IRS, of course she's a psychopath.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (g1DWB)

221 It's about freakin' time we had a flaming skull around here -- I was beginning to think I was going to have to offer to blow ace to get one.

Also, NTEU = Witless Protection Program

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (cHZB7)

222 Big. Bold. Fonts.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (hEuJR)

223 This car ain't gonna start. Its got a Lucas ignition.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (/gHaE)

224 Levin for special prosecutor!! That would be awesome!!

Posted by: Jmel at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (9tSXa)

225 209 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is a lazy nic.

Just sayin. Try harder.
Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:25 PM (0PiQ4)


HEY - I'm back and you had a question about screenwriting?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (+98Gb)

226 175 yup. I knew a Canadian who was in d-day invasion, actually went into death camps, was an officer the works. He needed heart surgery and they gave him a date 4 months away. He died thinking his country shit him out.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (RLTt1)

227
There was someone on Fox this afternoon (and my mind is reeling with shit so I can't remember what show) who said this is waaaaay worse than Nixon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:26 PM (lVPtV)


Was that Olson?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (jE38p)

228 I wonder if she's married? Think of the person who hits that.


Not with J.J. Sefton's dick and he's hot for Bea Arthur.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (z9HTb)

229 OT but I'm afraid to click on that Bea Arthur link. Are there pics or not?

On the other hand, if the painting had been done when she was 25 or so, it might not be so bad.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

230 Remember that in the Navy, if a ship runs aground, they almost always fire the skipper--even if he was asleep at the time of the incident--to drill home the idea to everyone that it's the skipper's job to, above all else, make sure no harm comes to the ship, and that he has full authority to see to that.

And thus has full accountability as well.

Therefore--it is the President's job to see that the laws are *faithfully* executed, and no one else is explicitly charged with that ultimate oversight. He is thus ultimately responsible, and Barack Obama has been more interested spending time raising cash and demonizing politicians than in actually overseeing the Executive Branch. Yes, it's a vast government, but on the other hand Obama's emphasis has been more on regulating others than in regulating the government. That means he has no stock of good credit to draw upon when this happened, because it frankly has not been much of a priority for him.

This entire series of scandals is the government version of the BP Oil Spill, and I will note the CEO did not keep his job in that one, even though he naturally can't be in every control room on every oil platform. Yet for some reason there were calls for his head eventually. Because folks knew he wasn't the right man for the job.

Posted by: T. at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (94mDP)

231
#twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981


Ok, what's that?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (YTstp)

232 228 I wonder if she's married? Think of the person who hits that.


Not with J.J. Sefton's dick and he's hot for Bea Arthur.
Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (z9HTb)


I fucked Bea Arthur. It was like being a joey in a kangaroo's pouch...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (+98Gb)

233 Talk about Death and Taxes......

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (BVkEs)

234 When Holder resigns, Obama can appoint Sarah Hall Ingram.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (slkJy)

235 Was that Olson?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:27 PM (jE38p


No, it was later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (lVPtV)

236 I dont care. I got my flaming skull.

You don't know what this meant to me.

You're the best ,AOSWHQ

Posted by: I take back everything I said about this shitty blog at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (9sjmH)

237 Posted by: T. at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (94mDP)


Great analogy. Hope your 2012 Tax Return was pristine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (jE38p)

238 Not just bureaucrats; UNIONIZED bureaucrats!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (+98Gb)

239 I pledge
the allegiance to the Government of the United States, for which it stands. One
Nation under bureaucrats with Social Justice and Utopia for
all.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (to/4w)

240
click if you ever wanted to see a naked portrait of Maude

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (vzLhi)

241
O/T. Just got a phone call from an acquaintance looking for advice. Her husband's best friend's daughter just got killed in boating accident.


She called me because my son died at approx. same age 3 years ago this month. Wanted to know what were the most comforting things said to my wife and me within 2 weeks of son's death.

Nothing of comfort was said to us. Our son was dead for Chrissakes. So now we're experts? I told her to go to hell and fuck off. Was that bad of me?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (A9na/)

242 Barry has NO idea who appointed her but he's outraged and will get to the bottom of who did it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (6B0Ju)

243 OPM servers are backlogged processing resignations

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (/gHaE)

244 Sure am glad my dad got his pacemaker put in recently. No way it would have been approved if he had had his heart attack in 2014 (or beyond). It would be Tylenol3 and instructions to go home and settle his accounts.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (0qqnb)

245 Again, horde.

Bea Arthur was a female Marine driver.

I'll bet she would have shoved Barry's umbrella up his ass and opened it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (lVPtV)

246 I fucked Bea Arthur. It was like being a joey in a kangaroo's pouch...


Heh. How high can you hop?

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (z9HTb)

247 i'm.feeling.overwhelmed.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (nqBYe)

248 I fucked Bea Arthur. It was like being a joey in a kangaroo's pouch...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:28 PM (+98Gb)

OK that there is funny. Disgusting but funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (jE38p)

249
Tyranny.

So they did all that just for a non-profit applications, just think what they will do to a conservative who faces the death panel.

NO OPERATION FOR YOU!

Those damn republicans better be raising freaking hell over this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (jKWYf)

250 Ms. Ingram.

Certainly the 'Ms.' is by choice.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (Wl/Ht)

251 I would call her coma coma coma coma coma chameleon.

Posted by: Tutu at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (CpWI4)

252 breathes. into. paperbag.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (nqBYe)

253 Okay is there any "straight" Women in obamas administration?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (9+ccr)

254 i refuse to look at that Bea Auther thing.

I really liked her.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (nqBYe)

255 The immigration story is much more important.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (3+QKS)

256 WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama, seeking to regain his footing amid controversies hammering the White House,
named a temporary chief for the scandal-marred Internal Revenue Service
Thursday and pressed Congress to approve new security money to prevent
another Benghazi-style terrorist attack.
The efforts did little to satisfy Republicans, who see the controversies as an opportunity to derail Obama's second-term agenda. House Speaker John Boehner
suggested the White House had violated the public's trust, and he
promised to "stop at nothing" to hold the administration accountable.





Oh I see AP is trying to curry favor with their boyfriend again. Maybe they should wait for the black eye to heal before they jump back into bed with him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (6B0Ju)

257 216 The Obama Administration is descending into tyranny.
And it is being protected by the MSM.


The tyranny has already beenhappening.
The scope of it is only now being exposed.

The MSM has been enabling it, and will continue to...unless they start to fear it like the rest of us.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (y8LTw)

258 246 I fucked Bea Arthur. It was like being a joey in a kangaroo's pouch...


Heh. How high can you hop?
Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (z9HTb)


She quoted from a Hungarian phrase book, saying "We go back to my room, bouncy-bouncy!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (+98Gb)

259 241

O/T. Just got a phone call from an acquaintance looking for advice.
Her husband's best friend's daughter just got killed in boating
accident.


She called me because my son died at approx. same
age 3 years ago this month. Wanted to know what were the most comforting
things said to my wife and me within 2 weeks of son's death.

Nothing
of comfort was said to us. Our son was dead for Chrissakes. So now
we're experts? I told her to go to hell and fuck off. Was that bad of
me?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (A9na/

No, it wasn't. And God bless and comfort you for your horrible loss.

{hug}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (lVPtV)

260 Bea Arthur was a female Marine driver.

I'll bet she would have shoved Barry's umbrella up his ass and opened it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:30 PM (lVPtV)

Yeah I remember reading that once. Thanks for reminding us. OK hands off of Bea Arthur

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (jE38p)

261 What's there left to say, really, other than that the Democrats have declared open warfare on all of those who do not agree with them. Honestly, there's no other conclusion that can be reached.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (Gk3SS)

262 Oh, it's tar and feathers time, you're gonna leave me
I can see that far away look in your eyes
I can tell by the way you hold me darlin' yeah now
That it won't be long before it's tarrin' time

Posted by: wth sings Ray Charles at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (wAQA5)

263
Okay is there any "straight" Women in obamas administration?


Michele's penis is straight as an arrow.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (hEuJR)

264 Bea Arthur was a female Marine driver.


Who got court martialed for getting syphillis.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (z9HTb)

265 253 Okay is there any "straight" Women in obamas administration?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (9+ccr)


'Regina' every third Wednesday.

Just to mix it up.

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (Wl/Ht)

266 Guys don't worry, Obama just found out about this when we did. When he pulled up the drudge report.

Posted by: GIJared at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (bMj30)

267 @259. thanks, Jane.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (A9na/)

268 Remember a few years ago when Rush Limbaugh had his heart attack scare and Lefties joked that he should be denied treatment? Just like Barry has joked about auditing his political enemies since 2009.
Yeah, they won't politicize health coverage at all...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (0qqnb)

269 I denounce myself but not my conservative new hash.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (hEuJR)

270 Now we can check if small businesses have donated to conservative causes. That's teh awesome!

Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (mjR67)

271 256 Oh I see AP is trying to curry favor with their boyfriend again. Maybe they should wait for the black eye to heal before they jump back into bed with him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (6B0Ju)


"Put some ice on that lip..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (+98Gb)

272 This time it will work.

Ahem.

J.J. Sef, you here?

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (0PiQ4)

273 But the trolls told me this scandal was OVER...!

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (MMC8r)

274 NO HEALTHCARE FOR YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: The Obamacare Nazi at May 16, 2013 07:34 PM (8ZskC)

275 The usual Friday doc dump ain't gonna work this time. That's only useful when the media is sleeping.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 07:34 PM (/gHaE)

276 Honestly, there's no other conclusion that can be reached.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (Gk3SS)

yeah it's one thing to worry about them doing thisanother to have it confirmed.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:34 PM (nqBYe)

277 272 This time it will work.

Ahem.

J.J. Sef, you here?
Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:33 PM (0PiQ4)



Yo....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:34 PM (+98Gb)

278 257
The MSM has been enabling it, and will continue to...unless they start to fear it like the rest of us.
Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:31 PM (y8LTw)


By the time they get hit with that cluebat, it will be too late...for all of us.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

279 -
Now with extra flames.

Posted by: J2 at May 16, 2013 07:34 PM (PWmuV)

280 I'm so sorry for your loss, olddog. I think any response to such a question is appropriate in your situation.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:35 PM (wsGWu)

281 241... I told her to go to hell and fuck off. Was that bad of me?

No, not bad...I admire your restraint.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:35 PM (y8LTw)

282 I'd just recommend the path of least resistance as far as getting gop voters to revolt. They won't do a boycott or tax revolt or work stoppage but they do vote, so just get them to quit the gop and they'll coalesce around some better thing whatever it turns out to be.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:35 PM (RLTt1)

283 just read story about how angry outbursts actually do cause heart attacks.
trying to take this parade of horribles calmly.
serenity prayer baby, serenity prayer

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (ZPrif)

284 Who got court martialed for getting syphillis.


Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 07:32 PM (z9HTb


I didn't read court martialed. I read medical leave. And she was married at the time. I'll bet her husband was innocent as the driven snow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (lVPtV)

285 261 What's there left to say, really, other than that the Democrats have declared open warfare on all of those who do not agree with them. Honestly, there's no other conclusion that can be reached.

--------------------

This^^

Posted by: Not an Artist at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (uRumV)

286 It's. A. Dude.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (96M6e)

287 anyway thanks Republican party for helping them take us down this road.

extra thanks to the maine sisters

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (nqBYe)

288 I'm gonna start a mobile data wiping , paper shredding company tonite . Any of you guys want in on this ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (TQOZk)

289

And, so many "conservatives" and O'Reilly (I don't know what he is, a Martian, I suspect) keep repeating that the IRS and AP stories are not scandals, only Benghazi is.

wth?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (XYSwB)

290 I will stop at nothing to hold my own administration accountable for this.

HAHAHHAH HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA

Jesus christ I can't believe the press falls for this shit.

Posted by: Obama at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (o5R8U)

291 THIS IS WHY I FEAR MY GOVERNMENT.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (MMC8r)

292 I can't wait to pay my quarterlies next month. The sense of pride in fulfilling my civic duty will send a real fucking tingle up my leg as I write that fucking check.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (+lsX1)

293 Okay is there any "straight" Women in obamas administration?

Susan Rice is married to an ABC news producer.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 07:37 PM (T0NGe)

294 283 just read story about how angry outbursts actually do cause heart attacks.
trying to take this parade of horribles calmly.
serenity prayer baby, serenity prayer
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 07:36 PM (ZPrif)





You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata. Deteriorata.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:37 PM (+98Gb)

295
I denounce myself but not my conservative new hash.



I vote straight Republican.

Posted by: Running Bear Goldberg at May 16, 2013 07:37 PM (z9HTb)

296 OK hands off of Bea Arthur

---

Why would she deny it? No problem with the hands off though.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 16, 2013 07:37 PM (BVkEs)

297 Holy shit. Obama used fight tgee smears to audit political dissidents? Holy shit.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 07:37 PM (wsGWu)

298 We are starting to look like a dirty, rode-hard-an-put-away-wet, 40 year old crack whore.

It is hard to look in the mirror now.

Posted by: The MSM at May 16, 2013 07:37 PM (Zv1QB)

299 Friends, I recommend you all re-register as Democrats, go native, and every chance you get, engage in subversive acts against leftism in that party and try to turn it to the right.

Respectfully, of course.

Posted by: lauraw at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (yGblt)

300 oldog, I cannot imagine losing a child, I believe everyone is speechless when this occurs, don't be to hard on the friend for wanting to try an attempt at comforting someone she cares about.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

301 When the federal government controls the most intimate and sensitive aspects of your pathetic meaningless little flyover lives, you can rest assured that its decisions will be made wisely and with your best interests at heart, Citizen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

302 my sister lost her son through suicide, she never recovered died 1 year later.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

303 299
Friends, I recommend you all re-register as Democrats, go native, and
every chance you get, engage in subversive acts against leftism in that
party and try to turn it to the right.

Respectfully, of course.


Posted by: lauraw at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (yGblt


Will there be a secret password?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (lVPtV)

304
Ah, theres my flaming skull news.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (xX+d4)

305 To paraphrase Captain Katanga (ROTLA): Her appearance is exactly as I imagined.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, in full rich original flavor at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (dvRYt)

306 Susan Rice is married to an ABC news producer.

So she gets a pass.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (MMC8r)

307 The press could have been investigating this shit
FOR OVER FOUR YEARS. There have been reports of this intimidation, of
this outright fucking tyranny, but no they were dismissed as fucking
conspiracy theories and shit.



But they hid this shit from us, just as the government was fucking
us in the ass our press was hiding it from us by deliberatly not
investigating it. I mean for fuck sake they did investigative reports on
Romney's time as a barber in fucking high school, but yet this outright
government corruption gets covered up. Just imagine if we had a real
press the fucking tea party people getting illegally targeting by the
IRS would have already been a story, and this would have been stopped
back in 2011. These people would have been brought to heel.



There is no check on these fuckers anymore, none.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:12 PM (o5R8U)

There needs to be some very serious repercussions laid upon the various "media" scumbags once all is said and done. If they're not doing their jobs then they're not worthy of the perks and privileges that come with that job.There should at least be charges of collusion, accessory during and after, aiding and abetting, etc and so on.There's heads need to roll in the "journalist" world.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (uUsh9)

308
Nuke DC from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (vHxiM)

309 299 Posted by: lauraw at May 16, 2013 07:38 PM (yGblt)


You jest, but there is a massive truth in your idea.

I kid you not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (+98Gb)

310 #283

God that makes me sad.

Posted by: Thread Winner at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (Zv1QB)

311 Nothing

of comfort was said to us. Our son was dead for Chrissakes. So now

we're experts? I told her to go to hell and fuck off. Was that bad of

me?



Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:29 PM (A9na/


I'm so sorry for you loss olddog.


That was completely stupid and insensitive of her. There is nothing that can be said to comfort someone over that. You just be there for them.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 07:39 PM (X6akg)

312 Well, Bea Arthur was also a venomous liberal who was part of the Norman Lear cesspool.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:40 PM (MMC8r)

313 so many "conservatives" and O'Reilly... keep repeating that the IRS and AP stories are not
scandals


For my part, I didn't quite say that; I said that the IRS scandal was a US Government scandal / Constitutional crisis, but not something that can be pinned to Obama. This was based on what I knew at the time.

But Obama assigning this crony to his Obamacare enforcement detail, that turns this into a quid-pro-quo deal, and that is all on Obama.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 07:40 PM (QTHTd)

314 My spouse and are both registered Dems. I expect the Stasi American style already knows about whatever I've said against the Obama administration. Registering as Dems won't save anyone. Sorry. ;^)

Spose says "So THAT"S why our tax refund is late."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2013 07:41 PM (Y+BDJ)

315 >>>WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama, seeking to regain his footing amid controversies hammering the White House, named a temporary chief for the scandal-marred Internal Revenue Service Thursday and pressed Congress to approve new security money to prevent another Benghazi-style terrorist attack. The efforts did little to satisfy Republicans, who see the controversies as an opportunity to derail Obama's second-term agenda. House Speaker John Boehner suggested the White House had violated the public's trust, and he promised to "stop at nothing" to hold the administration accountable.

***

WTF? Are these AP fuckers mindreaders too? How the fuck do they know - and how dare they presume to report - that Republicans are using this as an opportunity to derail Obama? Does it occur to them that maybe, just maybe, the Republicans just want to find out what the fuck is going on?
Fucking Pravda didn't do propaganda this well.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 07:41 PM (BJVEF)

316
My ass is going to rationed. I gotta get the dangGWB 2008 bumper sticker off my car.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 07:41 PM (to/4w)

317 That's no woman. That's Dax Shepard.

Go 'way! Batin'!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 16, 2013 07:41 PM (6rcHp)

318 Obama is such an amateur...

Posted by: Iosef Stalin at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (XvHmy)

319 lauraw, i wish it is a great idea. but my spouse and i already outed ourselves to our previous unions .

but for others it IS a great idea.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (nqBYe)

320 Well, Bea Arthur was also a venomous liberal who was part of the Norman Lear cesspool.

Which saddens me to hear, because she kicked ass in "Grandma's Boy"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (QTHTd)

321 Oh goody!
Hi J.J.,

So, I have a brilliant idea for a screenplay and am intent on writing it myself. It hasn't been done before as far as I know.

So, what do I do with it once I'm done writing it? I'm content writing it as a creative exercise bc I need something to do with my time. But it should be on film.

You here this exact stuff all the time, don't you?

Just tell me it to me straight. I can take it

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (0PiQ4)

322 315 Fucking Pravda didn't do propaganda this well.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 07:41 PM (BJVEF)



They did it MUCH better. It also helps when you are surrounded by barbed wire and AK-wielding troopers.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (+98Gb)

323 @ 280, 281. Thanks. And well, to be honest I may have said more than that but I'm taking the fifth. My Wife left room so she could claim plausible deniability.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (A9na/)

324 If the media tries their usual tactic of putting these big stories only on their web pages but not covering them for the LIVs, I think we should picket outside the schools, homes, studios, clubs ..... of all the big cable news program producers and on air hosts until they give it reasonable coverage.

Posted by: palerider at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (dkExz)

325 Fucking Pravda didn't do propaganda this well.

I suspect that Pravda respected its audience more.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 07:43 PM (QTHTd)

326 Fucking Pravda didn't do propaganda this well.



Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 07:41 PM (BJVEF)



Pravda did it with much less zeal. The MFM are rabid believers in the leftist agenda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:44 PM (6B0Ju)

327 321 Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:42 PM (0PiQ4)


Well, if you're gorgeous, I can steal it and have sex with you...

Not necessarily in that order.



In all seriousness, my real response would be MUCH too long to post. Nevergiveup and Charlie Brown have my personal e-mail if you want to write me direct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:44 PM (+98Gb)

328
Bea Arthur was as big of a Hollywood commie shitbag as Ed Asner still is.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 07:44 PM (Y4TdB)

329 It's almost as if Breitbart was out there, drip, drip, drip. Putting out the trap every day and catching a rat.

Posted by: Bosk at May 16, 2013 07:44 PM (n2K+4)

330 Just a suggestion. Make all federal employees reonsible for their professional actions as is now done to the private sector.

It would make federal employees much more wary of doing anything that would render them liable to criminal or civil action.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 16, 2013 07:44 PM (6x06G)

331 Derailing SCOAMFs agenda? Sauce for the goose.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, in full rich original flavor at May 16, 2013 07:44 PM (dvRYt)

332 I'm reversing my position from a few days ago. It's time to impeach the bastard. To hell with the being afraid of how the Dems will bash the GOP over it, and I don't care if there are riots in the streets.

The alternative is letting him and the whole corrupt Dem machine get away with this and everything else we don't know about yet.

Is it a bad thing that in movies now, I actually want the WH to be nuked by an asteroid?


Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (F3s39)

333 Where was all this whinning about derailing a President's second term agenda in 2005-2008?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (OWjjx)

334 Can I get a shout out to the marines who polished my teleprompter?

Posted by: King Barry the III Putt at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (G9Mmf)

335
Holy shit!


That guy is homely.


I'm betting he's that Rachel Maddow fellow's dad.

The resemblance is striking.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (+z4pE)

336 It was 60 million records, 10 million people

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (QTHTd)

337 And Bea Arthur was also in the.....STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

338 No jest, JJ.

Posted by: lauraw at May 16, 2013 07:46 PM (yGblt)

339 so now we know what he has been doing since friday! promoting his "buddies" before addressing us peons!

Posted by: karen at May 16, 2013 07:46 PM (aDETh)

340 Sarah Hall Ingram.

Who is Ingram?

Is he a Dem operative like Lerner's hubby or a news director like Rhodes' brother?

Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 07:46 PM (ZWaLo)

341 I ask again....

What is the criteria for receiving a bonus at the IRS?

There shouldn't be one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (piMMO)

342 Okay, guys.

I'm off the Bea Arthur support team.

Seems she wanted her service in the Marines scrubbed, because she was ashamed.

So fuck her. Sideways. With a pineapple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (lVPtV)

343 >>>328 Bea Arthur was as big of a Hollywood commie shitbag as Ed Asner still is.

But she had bigger nips. Unfortunately, that is now seared in my memory.

Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (3XLNw)

344 President Barack Obama said US military leaders are ashamed about the military's failure to stop sexual assaults in the ranks. Obama also noted there was no easy solution to the problem and that it would take a sustained effort, but that no stone will be left unturned, as the sexual assault problem makes the military less effective.

A Pentagon report claimed that as many as 26,000 military members may have been sexually assaulted last year. (AP)

A) I don't believe those numbers
B) any and all reports are included in those numbers, even the total bullshit ones that got thrown out
C) When you throw men and women together in really really tight spaces ( read subs or infantry units) nature will take over and not all of that is sexual assault.
D) have you noticed the numbers have gone up since the libs have fucked with the Military

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (jE38p)

345 333 Where was all this whinning about derailing a President's second term agenda in 2005-2008?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (OWjjx)



Huh, and here I thought it was the president's job to serve the USA. Turns out it's all about his agenda. Who knew?!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (oY6Yp)

346 [YAWN]

[SCRATCH FLAB]

[DIG IN EAR]

[EAT EAR NUGGET]

Hey dude, we got any weed left?

Posted by: Average LIV at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (u4hnt)

347 old dog - I am very sorry for your loss sir.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (SCTXH)

348 Sarah Hall Ingram received over $100,000 in bonuses...

These commies sure love our cash.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (wAQA5)

349 I'm off the Bea Arthur support team.

Seems she wanted her service in the Marines scrubbed, because she was ashamed.

So fuck her. Sideways. With a pineapple.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (lVPtV)

OK I'm with you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (jE38p)

350 Seems she wanted her service in the Marines scrubbed, because she was ashamed.

So fuck her. Sideways. With a pineapple.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (lVPtV)

pretty fkn soon i will have faith in nothing!

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (nqBYe)

351 Who the hell are Ed Asner and Bea Arthur?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, in full rich original flavor at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (dvRYt)

352 A Pentagon report claimed that as many as 26,000 military members may have been sexually assaulted last year. (AP)


Superbowl Sunday must be quite a stimulating day in the service.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

353 Acting IRS Commissioner = Senate doesn't confirm. Who knows how long he'll stay as "acting".

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (K+I6z)

354 See, this is why it doesn't pay to be proactive.

Hmm, morons talking about a nude Bea Arthur.

Google Search.


Dammit.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (Wl/Ht)

355 And with close to a 17 trillion dollar debt.......

WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL IS ANY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE GETTING A BONUS

My apologies for the all cap rant.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (OWjjx)

356 she wanted her service in the Marines scrubbed, because she was ashamed

Thus earning the uncoveted title, "ex Marine", if I recall correctly.

Not many honorably-discharged jarheads consider themselves ex Marines

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (QTHTd)

357 I had nothing to do with my IRS department's targeting of the President's political opposition. I was too busy cruising lesbian porn.

Posted by: Ms Sarah Hall Ingram at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (YyEsL)

358 338 No jest, JJ.
Posted by: lauraw at May 16, 2013 07:46 PM (yGblt)

I was thinking of running for office as a D.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (+98Gb)

359 @300 Willow. I can tell you're a lovely person.The person I mentioned wouldn't piss on you to put the fire out. She's a cold-hearted scrunt.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 16, 2013 07:50 PM (A9na/)

360 Sarah Hall Ingram received over $100,000 in bonuses...

These commies sure love our cash.
Posted by: wth at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (wAQA5)

So they give bonuses for fucking the American Taxpayer ha? A noose would be more appropriate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:50 PM (jE38p)

361 ot

DHS Freed 622 Illegal Immigrant Detainees With Criminal Records, Including 32 With Multiple Felony Convictions And Blamed It On Sequester Cuts…

libs agree with this?

they will do anything
allow Americans to be murdered, over and over
just to make a point and stick in your face

sick

weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:50 PM (XYSwB)

362 I mean seriously, when I go for healthcare in the next few years, will some beauracrat (sic) look up in the computer and see that I used to donate to Republicans and lo and behold, my treatment is denied. And I'll never know the reason?..."Sorry, Mr. LGoPs, that treatment is not recommended or allowed for you. Have a nice life." (Whispering maliciously - What's left of it.")

Is the only hope I have to get fair treatment that the prog sleazebag processing my file has some fucking integrity? Like that would ever fucking happen?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 07:50 PM (BJVEF)

363 Bea Arthur scrubbed the service records because she thought nobody in Hollywood would hire her

Posted by: Bigby"s Boxing Gloves at May 16, 2013 07:50 PM (yF259)

364 Hmm, morons talking about a nude Bea Arthur.



Google Search.



You're on your own on this one, kid. Hope you make it back alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

365 " ngram received a $7,000 bonus in 2009, according to data obtained by The Washington Examiner from the IRS, then a $34,440 bonus in 2010, $35,400 in 2011 and $26,550 last year for a total of $103,390. Her annual salary went from $172,500 to $177,000 during the same period."

ingram's bonus shoots up in 2010 when the harassment started. Very interesting.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (N8yYb)

366 So Ingram looks like a female version of Alan Grayson? Yes?

Posted by: Carl at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (CB6zX)

367 If you are of unflavored political status, your healthcare will be rationed by vindictive political appointees.

Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (3XLNw)

368 The Dems...and Barky, himself...blamed Bush for everything that happened during his term.

I repeat. Blamed Bush for everything.
The weather. Natural disasters. Someone gets a hangnail...it's Bush's fault.

And they are still doing it!
If it's not "Bush's fault", then it is the "Republicans' fault".

So these people do not deserve the 'benefit of doubt'...on anything.

They have destroyed the concept of 'giving someone the benefit of doubt'.
But we are supposed to give it to them?

No. Just, no.



Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (y8LTw)

369 350 Seems she wanted her service in the Marines scrubbed, because she was ashamed.
So fuck her. Sideways. With a pineapple.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:47 PM (lVPtV)


Reading between the lines it seems like she got pregnant while unmarried in the Marines and got thrown out. So I suspect her shame was due to a personal scandal rather than her service.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (pAlYe)

370 Sarah Hall Ingram received over $100,000 in bonuses...



The coveted Lamppost Award would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (8ZskC)

371 i dont want to go off on a rant here
(actually i do)
but im to the point now where im growing increasingly tired of and having trouble associating with people at work or being friends with people that vote democrat, because the democrat party now is indefensible at any and every level and so are the people that vote for them
they are ruining the country on purpose: "we are 5 days away from RADICALLY TRANSFORMING the united states of america"
we now know that everything they want or do will serve to only help them/hurt republicans/hurt the country
we now know if we want to know whats bad for our country we only need to see what the democrats want to do
ARE YOU LISTENING MARCO RUBIO
ARE YOU LISTENING JOHN MCCAIN
ARE YOU LISTENING LINDSAY GRAHAM
they cant be bargained with,
they cant be reasoned with,
and they absolutely will not stop until this country is in ruins
i dont care what they want to do anymore its bad for the country and we shouldnt do it
they are the BLAME AMERICA FIRST party
they are the GODLESS party
they are the GUN GRABBING party
they are the party of UNRESTRAINED SEXUAL DEVIANCY
they are the party that tries to turn their political rivals INTO ENEMIES OF THE STATE
they are the party of INFANTICIDE
they are the party that takes GOD out of school and puts CONDOMS in
they are the party that CODDLES our true enemies in the world (socialism and islamofascism-yes i went there) while they VILIFY their own countrymen
THEY ARE BANKRUPTING OUR COUNTRY IN EVERY WAY A COUNTRY CAN BE BANKRUPTED
THEY CALL EVIL GOOD AND GOOD EVIL
DESTRUCTION AWAITS THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE AND CONTINUE TO DO
they are dispicable, deplorable, and reprehensible in every way
there is nothing good, right, or redeeming about them
to work with them out of some sense of "bipartisanship" is the epitome of foolishness and folly
they are to be reveiled and despised
we can no longer espouse ANYTHING that they stand for
we must fight them at the ballot box, the town hall meeting, the public square, and in the arena of ideas
we cannot and must not cower at their baseless accusations of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia and the like
the world is depending on this outcome whether they realize it or agree with it or not
we must forever stand against them and be the rescuers of our great nation, the last great hope of earth

the end
standard rant v1.0

Posted by: sound awake at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (ZjfK8)

372 And who is the bikini lady in the Fall Guy thingy? I was apparently born too late. Wow.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, in full rich original flavor at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (dvRYt)

373 Imagine how much of a bonus the person will get who sets up the gulags. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (Y+BDJ)

374 "Obama also noted there was no easy solution to the problem"

Hey, how about we shouldn't throw young horny men and women together in close quarters?


Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (ZWaLo)

375 Not sure if I fall under the category of gorgeous. . . but one Moron here knows what I look like. So ask him

Nevergiveup or CBD, gimme gimme gimme a way to get a hold of Mr. J. J. Sefton.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (0PiQ4)

376 Remember when we used to joke about getting a colonoscopy from the IRS...good times, good times.

Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (mjR67)

377 I blame the rank and file Republican's as well. You can't tell me they didn't know this had been going on.

Posted by: Attila at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (Cs2tJ)

378 Reading between the lines it seems like she got
pregnant while unmarried in the Marines and got thrown out. So I suspect
her shame was due to a personal scandal rather than her service.


Posted by: Mætenloch at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (pAlYe)


No one could be that desperate for sex

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:53 PM (6B0Ju)

379 All I want from a Republican Presidential Candidate is the following statement:

"if elected, I will instruct all appropriate governmental agencies to not enforce Obamacare......just like President Obama did with immigration laws. The members of the media had no complaint about this....so I trust they will afford me the same courtesy."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 16, 2013 07:53 PM (OWjjx)

380 Lib Elites get rich on public money. One-percentin'!

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:53 PM (MMC8r)

381 Bea Arthur scrubbed the service records because she thought nobody in Hollywood would hire her


Horse puckey.

Posted by: Captain Kangaroo at May 16, 2013 07:53 PM (z9HTb)

382 Hey, how about we shouldn't throw young horny men and women together in close quarters?


Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (ZWaLo)


That's 100% right. Leave the women for us older Officers!

/Just kidding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:54 PM (jE38p)

383 ingram's bonus shoots up in 2010 when the harassment started. Very interesting.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM

****

Wait until she starts fucking over all the registered conservatives and their families health care. Then the bucks will really start to flow.

Posted by: Beto at May 16, 2013 07:54 PM (MhA4j)

384

The IRS: Profiling and racism, straight up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 07:54 PM (XYSwB)

385
Reading between the lines it seems like she got
pregnant while unmarried in the Marines and got thrown out. So I suspect
her shame was due to a personal scandal rather than her service.


Posted by: Mætenloch at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM (pAlYe


Well, the internet tells us she was put on "medical leave" for and std.
Who knows? She was, however, married at some point.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:54 PM (lVPtV)

386 Nevergiveup or CBD, gimme gimme gimme a way to get a hold of Mr. J. J. Sefton.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (0PiQ4)


Do you think Rock Hudson was handsome?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:55 PM (jE38p)

387 Second look at Breitbart's autopsy?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 16, 2013 07:55 PM (WVMUQ)

388 >>>Posted by: sound awake at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (ZjfK

***

Great rant. Well said.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (BJVEF)

389 No one could be that desperate for sex

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:53 PM (6B0Ju)




Wanna bet?

Posted by: Bill Clinton/Tiger Woods at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

390 Okay, I plead guilty.


We've gone from JEEBUS H, A SCRUNT FROM THE IRS IS GOING TO CONTROL OBAMACARE

To:

(My bad) Bea Arthur.

I apologize.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (lVPtV)

391
The IRS had bounty's.


$15,000 bonus for stopping an application for TaxExemption of a Pro-Life Group
$22,000 bonus for stopping an application for Tax Exemption of a Tea Party

$12,500bonus for stopping an application for Tax Exemption of a Constitutional Education Courses......+ a picture of Obamaif you are one of the first 50 IRS agents to stop more than 20 schools.



Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (to/4w)

392 This is Tyranny and the fucking people who voted for this asshole will not fucking care.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (o5R8U)

393 I bet Gosnell winds up running the Death Panels from his cell.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (MMC8r)

394 This is one of the days where I wish the right wing were every bit as evil as portrayed by the left. Every.bit.

Frankly, I have been amazed at the restraint over the past 5 years.


Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 07:56 PM (F3s39)

395 We are under audit. For no reason. The agent said he was given our file and we were just a random audit. Feels like we have been singled out.

Just so you know, it's for 2011. The guy questioned my husband for hours with the most ridiculous questions. None of it made sense. Until now. I think we need an attorney.

Posted by: Not sayin at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (ZWfuB)

396 Ugly is the final frontier of civil rights — Ralph Nader

Posted by: Jared Loughner at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (e8kgV)

397 Way beyond mere corruption and into Hugo Chavez territory, but hard to tell because Leftist governance is all about the perfection of corrupt governance.

Posted by: Tonawanda at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (GeFHE)

398 332 "... and I don't care if there are riots in the streets."
Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 07:45 PM (F3s39)

It'd be smart, cynical but smart, to draw them out into the streets now, instead of waiting until they're fully organized and martialed/armed up for it. And you know that it's planned to happen at some point.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (uUsh9)

399 #362

They will simply say that it against "best practices" and rejoice when you die.

Posted by: Jack at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (Zv1QB)

400
Meanwhile, over at MSNBC.com...

Top story: Texas Twisters

Second Story: CDC Study of Poop in Swimming Pools.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (kdS6q)

401 sound awake

Good rant.

The only quibble I have is ... I don't even know if I can quibble. We do seem to be at the stage where we are facing the choice between having God in the schools, or having Pharaoh. I don't much believe in God and I distrust his fanclub; but I do know Pharaoh exists, and his fanclub is worse.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (QTHTd)

402 387
Second look at Breitbart's autopsy?


Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 16, 2013 07:55 PM (WVMUQ


Abso-fucking-lutely. And I'm not wearing my snazzy tinfoil hat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 07:57 PM (lVPtV)

403 >>>>> Do you think Rock Hudson was handsome?

Nevergiveup, embarrassed to admit. I don't know what Rock Hudson looks like. Before my time. Going to google now.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (0PiQ4)

404 ingram's bonus shoots up in 2010 when the harassment started. Very interesting.



Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 16, 2013 07:51 PM





Gee it's almost as if there as a concerted effort on the part of the (I know nothink!) administration to use every weapon available to it to destroy its political enemies. But that can't be because Prezzy Chicago Thug Politician says he has no idea what was going on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (6B0Ju)

405 So now we're paying bonuses for political witch hunts.


Okay then.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (Gk3SS)

406 Damn. These people are giving organized crime a bad name.

Posted by: Cosa Nostra at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (eHIJJ)

407 *note to self.....L, elle needs to be told to get off my lawn*

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (SCTXH)

408 So a bunch of people Obama appoints, use the IRS to illegally target his political opponents...what out of the kindness of their hearts because they love him so much? Is that what we are supposed to believe, these fuckers commit crimes from the jobs he appoints them to, are fucking given bonuses and promoted, and he has nothing to do with it WHEN HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT FUCKING GAINS?

WTF is going on?

Posted by: Obama at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (o5R8U)

409 Nevergiveup, embarrassed to admit. I don't know what Rock Hudson looks like. Before my time. Going to google now.
Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (0PiQ4)

Never mind, he does not look like him. Now how about Paul Newman?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 07:59 PM (jE38p)

410 Second Story: CDC Study of Poop in Swimming Pools.

They'd better check our mess kits too 'cause it looks like someone shit in all of 'em.

Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 07:59 PM (mjR67)

411 It's the Chicago way.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 07:59 PM (P6QsQ)

412 The Democratic Party is a thinly veiled organized crime syndicate.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 07:59 PM (ZPrif)

413 405 So now we're paying bonuses for political witch hunts.

Okay then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 07:58 PM (Gk3SS)



Sonofabitch. I can do this job! Somebody hire me!

Posted by: Bill Clinton/Tiger Woods at May 16, 2013 07:59 PM (GEICT)

414 No one could be that desperate for sex
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 07:53 PM (6B0Ju)


Well every women has her day and if you google 'young bea arthur' there are some pretty decent photos of her such as this one - http://bit.ly/149fC5F

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 16, 2013 08:00 PM (pAlYe)

415 Fucking hell.


Off sock.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:00 PM (GEICT)

416 This post really is not helping my 'anger issues'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 16, 2013 08:00 PM (qBUTg)

417 olddog in m, I am so very, very sorry. I wish I really did have words to somehow ease your loss.... but I know that's not how it works...

I once heard a funeral home referred to as "The Stupid Zone" because people don't know what to say, and so they say all kinds of incredibly insensitive and stupid crap. I know I've been guilty of that in the past in my fumbling to try to help someone and I wish I weren't.Your words are a reminder to to me to just address words of sympathy and pray quietly.

So I will just reiterate that I am so very sorry for your loss, and I wish you and your family did not have to suffer like this.

Posted by: Offspring of Mystry at May 16, 2013 08:00 PM (6XG5P)

418 Hey Cochran

You gonna tell us what the fuck this twoweeks shit is?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:01 PM (GRvW4)

419 Does O'Reilly do most of his shows live? The opening monologue?
He always seems pissed when he has to do breaking news.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 08:01 PM (ZPrif)

420 Nevergiveup, yes, yes, yes on Paul Newman! I loved him in The Color of Money with that shithead Tom Cruise.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 08:01 PM (0PiQ4)

421 I would to state for the record that I love spring but hate tree pollen. That is all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:01 PM (SCTXH)

422 Why the fuck isn't that limp dick Boehner calling a presser on the fucking Capital steps right now?

Posted by: Attila at May 16, 2013 08:01 PM (Cs2tJ)

423 379 All I want from a Republican Presidential Candidate is the following statement:
"if elected, I will instruct all appropriate governmental agencies to not enforce Obamacare......just like President Obama did with immigration laws. The members of the media had no complaint about this....so I trust they will afford me the same courtesy."

Posted by: Mallamutt

----------

It's not just 'immigration laws'...there is a list of laws that he has refused to enforce.
Like DOMA, and selling guns to Mexican Drug Cartels.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 08:02 PM (y8LTw)

424 Why are government employees getting bonuses?
I am outraged! She should be fired!
Time to take Obamacare & burn the nearly
3000 pages and use it start a fire under Boehner's
ass to do SOMETHING!!
I don't care what the SCOAMT has on him, it
can't be any worse than what we have on this
Corrupt administration.

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 08:02 PM (s0f54)

425 I don't hate tree pollen, but it clearly hates me.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 08:02 PM (ZPrif)

426 WE"LL DO IT LIVE!!!!

Posted by: Bill O Reilly at May 16, 2013 08:02 PM (hEuJR)

427 410 Second Story: CDC Study of Poop in Swimming Pools.They'd better check our mess kits too 'cause it looks like someone shit in all of 'em.

-----------

I thought the big danger with mess kits was shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda listened to too much Dr. Demento at May 16, 2013 08:02 PM (NmR1a)

428 One thing important to keep in mind about the IRS behavior is that it is symptomatic of how Progressives operate in general in the shadows--how they bias the news, how they put their beliefs in Hollywood entertainment with the clear intention to win political debates down the road, how sometimes good students get Bs instead of As because they said something conservative, and how faculty candidates who are identifiably conservative don't get hired. If you doubt this, bear in mind that last year the response to "the IRS is targeting conservatives" would have been the exact same as "the networks are biased". As in "yeah, whatever".

The big difference with the IRS thing is that this time it is incontrovertible and provable. And that is why you should not yield an inch, and why there are either changes in systems--not firings, but changes--or there should be serious reprecussions. You need to be ready to act proactively, including some kind of rebellion if needs be, or I promise you they of the Left will just let the storm die down and once the smoke clears, will just start the slow boiling of the frog once more.

This IRS stuff is symptomatic of an entire Progressive worldview, and is not an isolated thing as far as how they treat others.

On the plus side, at least some of the academics who thought the Tea Party was of no reasearch interest but that the Occupy movement was worth dissertations and seminars will at least fperhaps admit the Tea Party might be of academic merit, especially historically. Might white of them if they do.

Posted by: T. at May 16, 2013 08:02 PM (94mDP)

429 This is one of the days where I wish the right wing were every bit as evil as portrayed by the left. Every.bit.

Be careful what you wish for

Posted by: von Papen und von Hindenburg at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (QTHTd)

430 "The IRS had bounty's."

Seriously?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (0qqnb)

431
Tonight is the Big Bang Finale. Unfortunately, the plot involves Hawkings. Too bad he opened his computer piehole. Think I will have to boycott it and send CBS an email informing them why.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (sXWmd)

432 Okay, ever since day two of this, something smelled very fishy.

Here's what will happen in three easy steps:

1) Nothing major will happen to the IRS - no major changes, no major shakeup, no major resignations

2) Everyone knows now what happens to someone if they anger the regime - that they will be harassed by the IRS if they dare speak out about Obamacare, that they will be harassed by the EPA if they own property, etc. This is why the administration is HAPPY the story got out.

3) Like all the groups that gave up on their 501(c)3 or (c)4 designations, you will have more people afraid (for themselves, their families, or their businesses) to not pay the O-care "tax". (This is getting back at Chief Justice Roberts, who claimed that people have the choice of paying their taxes or not.) In effect, you've tamped down even the little opposition is left of those who say they will never comply with funding things like government-paid abortions, etc.

It reminds me of a lovely saying used during the Third Reich - "Halt's Maul, sonst nach Dachau" ("Shut your snout, or it's off to Dachau!")

Posted by: Katja at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (hIZEQ)

433 Nevergiveup, yes, yes, yes on Paul Newman! I loved him in The Color of Money with that shithead Tom Cruise.

You should watch "The Hustler." Newman was smokin' hot in that one.


Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (mjR67)

434 424
Why are government employees getting bonuses?

I am outraged! She should be fired!

Time to take Obamacare burn the nearly

3000 pages and use it start a fire under Boehner's

ass to do SOMETHING!!

I don't care what the SCOAMT has on him, it

can't be any worse than what we have on this

Corrupt administration.

Preach it sister.

Posted by: Attila at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (Cs2tJ)

435 Very sad panda right now.


First, I knocked over a 2/3 full glass of Jim Beam and Coke at dinner.

Now, my FIL just turned on American Idol.


What a hot mess of dog shit this show is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (GEICT)

436 387...Second look at Breitbart's autopsy?

Uh yeah...didn't the Doctor who performed that autopsy end up dead too?
From poisoning, iirc.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (y8LTw)

437 I once thought it couldn't get worse.

Boy, was I a moron. And not in a good way.

Imma go over here and curl into a fetal postition for a while.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (FVFk3)

438 355 And with close to a 17 trillion dollar debt.......

WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL IS ANY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE GETTING A BONUS

My apologies for the all cap rant.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 16, 2013 07:49 PM (OWjjx)

Exactly

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (fzFF6)

439 Last The Office, too. I'm still betting on an appearance by Steve Carrell.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (hC80d)

440
My litmus test is simple: Is this person a friend or foe to liberty?

Bea Arthur fails. Elizabeth Colbert fails.

Conversely, Mark Sanford passes.

And that's how I choose who to support or not support.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (052zE)

441 Nevergiveup, yes, yes, yes on Paul Newman! I loved him in The Color of Money with that shithead Tom Cruise.
Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 08:01 PM (0PiQ4)

Well JJ Sefton is the spitting image of Newman. I mean after a few drinks anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (jE38p)

442 Paul Newman was like 4 feet tall. And a lib. No way he was packing.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (hEuJR)

443 Nevergiveup, yes, yes, yes on Paul Newman! I loved him in The Color of Money with that shithead Tom Cruise.

You should watch "The Hustler." Newman was smokin' hot in that one.


Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 08:03 PM (mjR67)


And then, for something completely different, watch Slapshot.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:05 PM (K+I6z)

444 Nevergiveup, yes, yes, yes on Paul Newman! I loved him in The Color of Money with that shithead Tom Cruise.


Wow, just wow. Oh, and get off my lawn.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:06 PM (z9HTb)

445 >>>379 All I want from a Republican Presidential Candidate is the following statement: "if elected, I will instruct all appropriate governmental agencies to not enforce Obamacare......just like President Obama did with immigration laws. The members of the media had no complaint about this....so I trust they will afford me the same courtesy." Posted by: Mallamutt

***

I love the idea but I' afraid that the dirty little secret is that those very same governmental agencies would rebel, because they are thoroughly infested with leftist progressives, aka Democrats. They are truly a shadow government. The whole rats nest needs to be cleaned out. With pitchforks and bayonets.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 08:06 PM (BJVEF)

446 Why the fuck isn't that limp dick Boehner calling a presser on the fucking Capital steps right now?

He did call for arrests earlier. He might be waiting for the right moment.

The right moment for a presser is tomorrow morning first thing, or else Monday morning first thing. Then we'll find out how long his dick is

Posted by: von Papen und von Hindenburg at May 16, 2013 08:06 PM (QTHTd)

447
I'm really glad we gave her that bonus. She deserved it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:06 PM (wsGWu)

448 100,00 dollar bonus.

when millions are unemployed thousands have gone under.
millions lost their homes.

nice. work.demfreaks.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:06 PM (nqBYe)

449 Switching sox

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 08:06 PM (QTHTd)

450 pretty fkn soon i will have faith in nothing!

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 07:48 PM (nqBYe)

On a brighter note-

http://tinyurl.com/mv9xg5


Tom Foreman: You were trained as a sniper?

Dr. Ruth: We were all trained in the forerunner of the Israeli Defense Force, and for some reason that I can't explain I'm a very good sniper. I can put five bullets into this little red circle (makes circle with her fingers). I know how to throw hand grenades...

Tom Foreman: There was a bomb that went off in the barracks.

Dr. Ruth: Yes.

Tom Foreman: Many of your friends were wounded as well?

Dr. Ruth: Yes and died. Boy you did your homework.

Tom Foreman: Do you think that some of those experiences of your life made you bolder? Many people comment that the thing that strikes them about you is that you so fiercely walk into any culture and you ask very intimate questions.

Dr. Ruth: I am what you call bold because the one thing that I've learned coming out of Nazi Germany is that I have to stand up and be counted for what I believe. And that's how people are listening to me, because they know it's not a put-on.
------------


I don't think she has ever apologized.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 08:07 PM (Wl/Ht)

451 Well JJ Sefton is the spitting image of Newman. I mean after a few drinks anyway[

So that whole thing about the Navy and rum and sodomy was pretty spot on, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:07 PM (FVFk3)

452 The intent of all of this is to silence us. To eliminate us.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (P6QsQ)

453 "Why the fuck isn't that limp dick Boehner calling a presser on the fucking Capital steps right now?"

I am almost weary of these evil Obamabots and the gutless Republicans.

Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (ZWaLo)

454 Can you imagine what a chaotic clusterfuck the daily doings of this administration must be? Like a deranged beehive. I've been trying not to think about it too much. It's hard enough to sleep, as it is.

Posted by: The Third Horesman Of The Apocalypse at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (vbh31)

455 I once thought it couldn't get worse.



Boy, was I a moron. And not in a good way.



Imma go over here and curl into a fetal postition for a while.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (FVFk3)
better skooch on over, some of us will be joining you and bringing the morphine .



Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (nqBYe)

456 The intent of all of this is to silence us. To eliminate us.


Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (P6QsQ)

Dingdingdingding

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (GRvW4)

457
------>Uh yeah...didn't the Doctor who performed that autopsy end up dead too?

From poisoning, iirc.


Yeah, that's what I heard. I don't recall seeing an article about it. That would just be a weird coincidence wouldn't it?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (WVMUQ)

458 mama . silence us or hope we act out?

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (nqBYe)

459 Is this person a friend or foe to liberty?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:04 PM (052zE)

Not an irrational method.

Although -- "Has a nice rack" should probably be a part of your decision tree.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (O6Tmi)

460 Remember when being a gummint drone WASN'T highly paid, but they traded it for security?

My FIL was a senior DoD auditor for 35 years, retired at $55K/yr with a reasonable pension and solid medical. Now its like the fucking redistribution gravy train, wherein those gummint drones are purchased body and soul and can be counted on to fill as many boxcars with non-persons as possible.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (MMC8r)

461 451 Well JJ Sefton is the spitting image of Newman. I mean after a few drinks anyway[

So that whole thing about the Navy and rum and sodomy was pretty spot on, huh?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:07 PM (FVFk3)


Long, hard and full of semen, er, seamen...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (+98Gb)

462 I am almost weary of these evil Obamabots and the gutless Republicans.


Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 08:08 PM (ZWaLo)

It would be nice on occasion to think we actually have some advocates on our side in DC. I"m a dreamer though.

Posted by: Attila at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (Cs2tJ)

463 better skooch on over, some of us will be joining you and bringing the morphine .

Morphine and boobehs.

Well..there are worse ways to go, that's for sure.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (FVFk3)

464 So that whole thing about the Navy and rum and sodomy was pretty spot on, huh?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:07 PM (FVFk3)

Before my time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 08:10 PM (jE38p)

465
Fuck it all. Let it burn.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 16, 2013 08:10 PM (ZETiK)

466 RWC, this point is nice


Dr. Ruth: I am what you call bold because the one thing that I've
learned coming out of Nazi Germany is that I have to stand up and be
counted for what I believe. And that's how people are listening to me,
because they know it's not a put-on.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:10 PM (nqBYe)

467 if this is a .gov email address, wouldn't a FOIA request help in the research?

Posted by: ScottyNo at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (8YE33)

468 93
I will repeat from the end of the last thread . . . .



Can we just start the revolution already? I'm tanned, rested and ready already. We need a divorce from these people.

Posted by: Infidel at May 16, 2013 07:11 PM (gqEUi)

No alimony, no child support, and we get the house. And the dog.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (rznx3)

469 Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (0PiQ4)

Shoot me an e-mail at nynjmeet at optimum dot net

I'll forward it to him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (O6Tmi)

470 You'll never convince me Andrew Breitbart died of natural causes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (hC80d)

471 Before my time

Oh yeah. The Village People was more your era. My bad.

In the Navy........

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (FVFk3)

472 Morphine and boobehs.

Well..there are worse ways to go, that's for sure.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:09 PM (FVFk3)



Hell, I'm not sure there are better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (GEICT)

473 Well, Mr. J.J. Sefton is a handsome older man . . . with beer goggles on. Okay. Well then, tell him I'm a flatter chested, exotic version of Selma Hayek with beer goggles on.

Now, how do I email him? This is the hard part bc he doesn't want to put his email addy on the blog, nor do I. But he told me to ask you or CBD how to get a hold of him (read back thread for where he says that).

Now what? Are we stuck?

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (0PiQ4)

474 First time Ive ever emailed my congressman was about 15 min ago when I learned about this story.

Posted by: Jaydee at May 16, 2013 08:12 PM (E5DLT)

475 Does Matt Drudge wear kevlar shorts? or at least a vest??

Posted by: Attila at May 16, 2013 08:12 PM (Cs2tJ)

476 No alimony, no child support, and we get the house. And the dog.

About *uurrrrp* that last part . . .

Posted by: Barry at May 16, 2013 08:12 PM (QTHTd)

477 Bannion! Have you heard about the new cocktail that's all the rage in NYC? It's called the GreatAin't. Contents: 1 White Russian, No Ice, No Cup.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:12 PM (K+I6z)

478 mama . silence us or hope we act out?

-------------


If we act out, we can be targeted and marginalized. We can be rendered ineffective the same way Obama rendered Jack Ryan ineffective during his Senate run against him. Dig out the dirt on us, make us the enemy or a laughingstock or an undesirable. He silenced Ryan using that tactic. It's all aimed at the same thing, rendering us invisible. Allowing us to be purged.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:13 PM (P6QsQ)

479 so.what.do.we.do

lets not get into revolution

real actions right now?

can we all walk out of work?
quit paying taxes?
does it matter with the printing press running 24/7
Lauraw's idea about becoming dem and screwing it up from inside is good.

what else?


Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:13 PM (nqBYe)

480 450

OK, now I want to see a nude painting of Dr. Ruth.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

481 Oh yes. We'll be denying coverage for anyone with a Jewish name. Or nose. Or profession.

We won't be spending money destined for our poor southern bretheren on the dirty Jews.

Posted by: MS. Ingram at May 16, 2013 08:13 PM (Zv1QB)

482 Nevergiveup or CBD, gimme gimme gimme a way to get a hold of Mr. J. J. Sefton.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (0PiQ4)


Oh boy, I've asked for it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:13 PM (+98Gb)

483 Hell, I'm not sure there are better.

At this point we're only considering what kind of boobehs are best.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (FVFk3)

484 J. J. my man!


*fist bump*


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (SCTXH)

485 mama right, so we can't act out.

we have to do this coldly thoughtfully

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (nqBYe)

486
This goes all the way up.

This was at the direction of the White House

That's why she was rewarded with this position

we need an independent prosecutor ASAP

they are destroying emails as we speak

Posted by: thunder at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (nH8jP)

487 473 Now what? Are we stuck?
Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (0PiQ4)


I am in Nigeria, and if you will send via Western Union US $5000 to cover all modalities...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (+98Gb)

488
Take a look at the ABC News article linked just below the Flaming Skull.

The first comment at the end says simply: "Obama needs to be impeached. Up vote if you agree."

The up-vote ticker is scrolling higher and higher in real time.

Posted by: crisis du jour at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (J1eJz)

489 This is one of the days where I wish the right wing were every bit as evil as portrayed by the left. Every.bit.

Be careful what you wish for
--

You are right of course. I'm just royally pissed off and lashing out.

Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (F3s39)

490 Thanks CBD. I wish I saw your post before I posted my last one. I'm shutting up now and writing you, Mr CBD.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (0PiQ4)

491 At this point we're only considering what kind of boobehs are best.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (FVFk3)



Touch>See

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (GEICT)

492 Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (0PiQ4)

Open your window and yell really loudly.

Or....read comment #469

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (O6Tmi)

493 And just think guys, they REALLY don't want to confiscate our firearms.

That's just silly.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:15 PM (GRvW4)

494 ll I want from a Republican Presidential Candidate is the following statement:



"if elected, I will instruct all appropriate governmental agencies
to not enforce Obamacare......just like President Obama did with
immigration laws. The members of the media had no complaint about
this....so I trust they will afford me the same courtesy."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

I can see Ted Cruz doing that. He advocates to abolish the IRS as well.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (EAgmr)

495 J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (+98Gb)

ok that made me laugh

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (nqBYe)

496 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:11 PM (GEICT)

Jim Beam and Coke?

Fucking savage.

Bannion...fix that shit. it's embarrassing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (O6Tmi)

497
he didn't just know

he directed it

impeach

Posted by: thunder at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (nH8jP)

498 They'd round us up and kill us all in a friggin' heartbeat.

I have no cool glib way to express that. It be what it be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (+98Gb)

499 Oh boy, I've asked for it...

Remember, if she sends pics, do the Horde a solid. OK?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (FVFk3)

500 Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:10 PM (nqBYe)

This is good too..


"When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper. I could hit the target smack in the center further away than anyone could believe. Not just that, even though I was tiny and not even much of an athlete, I was incredibly accurate throwing hand grenades too. Even today I can load a Sten automatic rifle in a single minute, blindfolded."



Hubba hubba

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 08:17 PM (Wl/Ht)

501 No, Jews get the "special units". Jews who are hardcore Leftist true-believers will be ignored. Jews For Judaea (not to be confused with the Popular Front) get the treatment.

Until, that is, there are no more conservative Jews left, and then it's purge time.

So I learnt in my History GCSE's, anyway

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 08:17 PM (QTHTd)

502 "I'm shutting up now...."

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 08:14 PM (0PiQ4)

This is AOSHQ.

We never shut up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:17 PM (O6Tmi)

503 Jim Beam and Coke?

Fucking savage.

Bannion...fix that shit. it's embarrassing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (O6Tmi)


First, I'm buying them Cosmos.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:17 PM (K+I6z)

504 Jim Beam and Coke?

Fucking savage.

Bannion...fix that shit. it's embarrassing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (O6Tmi)



Blue paint. Drunk. Kilt.

Oh. and hey, look, a fucking claymore shoved right up your ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

505 499 Oh boy, I've asked for it...

Remember, if she sends pics, do the Horde a solid. OK?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:16 PM (FVFk3)


Will forward to CBD for posting on a recipe or mystery muscle car thread, okay?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:18 PM (+98Gb)

506 Honestly, I don't know what we can do as citizens. We're very limited in our legal options. Maybe take a page from MLK Jr and have some non violent law breaking.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:18 PM (wsGWu)

507 RWC yes ,also nice.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:18 PM (nqBYe)

508 Bannion...fix that shit. it's embarrassing.

Dude, I've tried.

Look at it this way, he won't be ahead of us on the waiting list when Pappy's 23 year old comes out in October this year.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:18 PM (FVFk3)

509
#twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981


Again, what's that?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2013 08:19 PM (YTstp)

510
Weren't we discussing how fried chicken is the universal symbol of all that is delicious and good? Here's more proof:

Buckets Of KFC Chicken Smuggled Through Tunnel In Gaza Strip For $30

http://goo.gl/zqDg0

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 16, 2013 08:19 PM (sXWmd)

511 #twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981

Again, what's that?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2013 08:19 PM (YTstp) #twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981

Again, what's that?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2013 08:19 PM (YTstp)


Two weeks before the relatives he loves and adores leave.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (K+I6z)

512 I am so very, very angry....and sad for my country.....and honestly? I am frightened. I have a sweet grand baby due this summer, and what kind of horror is she coming into? How do I forgive my liberal doofus relatives for not seeing reality, and that reality currently bites, big time! Maybe I am still in communist China, dreaming of freedom at home. Le sigh.....

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (1VA3B)

513
call Boehner

Call McConnell

call your congressmen

demand a special prosecutor

call, write, visit, network, talk to people, especially LIVs

Posted by: thunder at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (nH8jP)

514 506 Honestly, I don't know what we can do as citizens. We're very limited in our legal options. Maybe take a page from MLK Jr and have some non violent law breaking.
Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:18 PM (wsGWu)


Which one will be the first to sit in the front of the bus and get the shit kicked out of us by the Klan? Ha, the Klan. Democrats.

Plus ça change, plus ça meme chose...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (+98Gb)

515 Oh, and it's not Jim Beam Jim Beam. It's called Red Stag. Made by Jim Beam.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

516 #twoweeks

Posted by: BCochran1981

Again, what's that?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2013 08:19 PM (YTstp)

Asked and unanswered ... then again he drinks Beam and Coke.

Maybe our expectations are too high.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (GRvW4)

517 Old dog, I am sorry that you lost your son.
I don't blame you for telling her to F off.
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (s0f54)

518 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

Well at least you know what a claymore is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (O6Tmi)

519 Oh, and it's not Jim Beam Jim Beam. It's called Red Stag. Made by Jim Beam.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)


Quit digging the hole.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (K+I6z)

520 Like I posted last night, the cant endure 44 months of this. The chickens have come home to roost.

Posted by: Reverend Wr at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (/djtm)

521 Lauren, one would think we could get every libertarian, conservative, republican , to walk poltiely down every capitol in the U.S..
If they knew what was going on?

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (nqBYe)

522 Come. Git. Beech.

Posted by: Consuela at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (krveP)

523 Honestly, I don't know what we can do as citizens.
We're very limited in our legal options. Maybe take a page from MLK Jr
and have some non violent law breaking.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:18 PM (wsGWu)
---------------

Churches were central to the civil rights movement in MLK Jr's day. Churches now are beginning to whisper about civil disobedience. I'm hearing the whispers more and more.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (P6QsQ)

524 Damn sock

Posted by: Reverend Right at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (/djtm)

525 Holy fuck. It's actually getting worse...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 08:21 PM (F0MGO)

526 It's called Red Stag. Made by Jim Beam.

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:22 PM (FVFk3)

527 Drudge really needs the siren.

Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 08:22 PM (F3s39)

528 I assume it is OK with the ethanol purists here to consume gin with tonic? Malaria ain't gonna cure itself with just gin. Just a squeeze of lime - no gimlet action.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:23 PM (SCTXH)

529 It's called Red Stag. Made by Jim Beam.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

It's getting worse and worse.

Do you drink this stuff too?

http://tinyurl.com/as6p8tl

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:23 PM (O6Tmi)

530 Good grief people.


First, I drink to get drunk, not be a braggy little snob about what I'm drinking.

And #twoweeks is a joke about Pixy fixing the site.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)

531 This sheei-it getting deep.

Posted by: US voter at May 16, 2013 08:24 PM (/djtm)

532 518 Well at least you know what a claymore is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (O6Tmi)

He was the Lone Ranger. Easy peasy....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 08:24 PM (+98Gb)

533 Two weeks before the relatives he loves and adores leave.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (K+I6z)


NO relatives should visit for 2 weeks!!! That's cruel.


Like fish....no more than 3 days and gone.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 08:24 PM (X6akg)

534 Giving civil servant discretionary "performance" bonuses. Yeah, sure...that's above-board. No way to abuse that to reward loyal political flunkies on the public dime. Nope.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 16, 2013 08:24 PM (k4bdL)

535 Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:23 PM (SCTXH)

If that's what you drink, you ARE a purist!

Try it with muddled limes....it's great.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:24 PM (O6Tmi)

536 Anybody think the Kokesh march, if attended by a significant number, will be a spark? To either really put the screws to us or to wake people up?

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (Wl/Ht)

537 Who said I ain't got balls?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (/djtm)

538 Muad'dib, i am not a gin fan, it is reminiscent of licking a tree leaf.

i prefer grapes if i'm going to have a head ache..
One question i do have, does everyone experience a flue like symptom when they drink?

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (nqBYe)

539 And #twoweeks is a joke about Pixy fixing the site.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)

Now was that so hard?
(Now run along ... don't let the umbrella fall out of your glass)

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (GRvW4)

540 Gin tastes pine needles.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (P6QsQ)

541 tastes like

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (P6QsQ)

542 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)

AOSHQ T-Shirts!

#twoweeks

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (O6Tmi)

543 Watergate x 10.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (MMC8r)

544 Two weeks before the relatives he loves and adores leave.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:20 PM (K+I6z)


NO relatives should visit for 2 weeks!!! That's cruel.


Like fish....no more than 3 days and gone.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 08:24 PM (X6akg)


I may be wrong on the length, but he does have relatives visiting.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:26 PM (K+I6z)

545 Now was that so hard?
(Now run along ... don't let the umbrella fall out of your glass)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:25 PM (GRvW4)



Try paying attention next time.


And the drink with the umbrella next to me? That's your girl's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

546 Of course, marching means nothing if the media refuses to cover it. Hundreds of thousands march on Washington every single year for the March for Life. When was the last time you heard about it?

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:26 PM (wsGWu)

547 Mmmm. Pine needles.

Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (vbh31)

548 CNN is reporting the House had reached a bipartisan agreement on immigration. They reakky are the stupid part
Couldnt they have given us werweek of joy without shitting on us?

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (N8yYb)

549 Eh noooo. Me no file a taxes anymore.... Noooo.

Posted by: Consuela at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (krveP)

550
So if someone were to address you with this nick, what would they use...
"Miss Coma" or "Coma coma coma coma coma coma".

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 07:15 PM (y8LTw)


It's just one of our old trolls back with a new nick, check the hash. I'm calling him "Coma Chameleon".

G,D&R

Posted by: Weirddave at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (aH+zP)

551 I may be wrong on the length, but he does have relatives visiting.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:26 PM (K+I6z)



Yeah, two weeks.

In laws are here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)

552 Mama winger - it's the juniper berries. I say tastes like turpintine. Gimme 4 year JimBeam.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (/djtm)

553 Gin tastes pine needles.

Then you're drinking really bad gin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (FVFk3)

554 And the drink with the umbrella next to me? That's your girl's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

evp-ette is a beer girl. Like yer mom.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (GRvW4)

555 I may be wrong on the length, but he does have relatives visiting.

Context is certainly everything in that statement.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:28 PM (FVFk3)

556
"Has a nice rack" should probably be a part of your decision tree.

Growing up, my friends and I had a rule: Big boobs = automatic 5. Minimum.
Still holds true today.

We thought it pretty magnanimous of us.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:28 PM (ZgBZU)

557 Did you know you can actually eat dog?

Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at May 16, 2013 08:28 PM (vbh31)

558 The ABC story with the first comment: "Obama needs to be impeached. Up vote now if you disagree"

The up votes are at 3224 and climbing. ABC deleted the comment then put it back up again.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (EAgmr)

559 I may be wrong on the length, but he does have relatives visiting.

Context is certainly everything in that statement.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:28 PM (FVFk3)


Whatever. Did you see the last email I sent you re: the NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (K+I6z)

560 Sock. That was Golfman in NC and I boohoo.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (/djtm)

561 Then you're drinking really bad gin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:27 PM (FVFk3)
---------------
Not bad gin at all. Label says Svedka Colada.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (P6QsQ)

562 I think I may have a gin or a tonic water allergy. I used to love the occasional gin and tonic during the summer, but last summer, after two separate occasions, I was brutally sick. (It was only two drinks. So, it wasn't a hangover.) I'm too scared to drink either one by itself to figure out which was the culprit.

Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (mjR67)

563 >>>tell him I'm a flatter chested, exotic version of Selma Hayek with beer goggles on

EVERYONE is flatter chested than Salma Hayek.

Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (3XLNw)

564 CBD - I have very limited bourbon experience. My uncle introduced me to Makers Mark, which I liked. Can you and/or Bannion give me a list of a half dozen or so good quality names to try? I promise to only add a little ice -no mixers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (SCTXH)

565 So since we're way OT anyway, does anyone have any tips for this horrific situation.

A spider egg hatched in my husband's car. Baby spiders everywhere. And no, sadly burning or selling the car isn't an option.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (wsGWu)

566 Gins come in all sorts of flavors.

Hendricks, one of the better ones, tastes amazingly like cucumbers.

Bombay Sapphire, on the other hand, tastes like shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (O6Tmi)

567
CNN is reporting the House had reached a bipartisan agreement on immigration. They reakky are the stupid part

Couldnt they have given us werweek of joy without shitting on us?

--

The fucking GOP chooses NOW to throw Obama a life line? There are no words.



Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (F3s39)

568 555 comments. Too early to whine ask for a new thread?

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:30 PM (z9HTb)

569 I got this.

Posted by: TJEF at May 16, 2013 08:30 PM (/djtm)

570 A spider egg hatched in my husband's car. Baby spiders everywhere. And no, sadly burning or selling the car isn't an option.

Leave Texas?

Just a thought.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:30 PM (FVFk3)

571 Left a 8'x'6 foot puddle of yak in Nags Head when I was 17 'cause of gin. Never touched the evil hairspray smelling crap since. (at least intentionally.)

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 08:31 PM (Wl/Ht)

572 Not bad gin at all. Label says Svedka Colada.

Hoo'kay then.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:31 PM (FVFk3)

573 I had two excellent martinis last night.

Tonight I'm back to my Pino Grigio.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 08:31 PM (lVPtV)

574 I promise to only add a little ice -no mixers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (SCTXH)

Buffalo Trace
Bulleit

They are both excellent, and very reasonably priced.

But it's all up to what you like. As long as you don't mix it with Coke, which is blasphemy against the Bourbon Gods.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:31 PM (O6Tmi)

575 Posted by: Mayday at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (F3s39)


A brilliantly timed McCain-Boehner-Rovian move to throw Obama and his minions off message!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (Cnqmv)

576
I'm sorry but I can't get over the umbrella thing.

I don't let the picayune stuff bother me -- but Obama humiliated two Marines, and the entire Marine Corps, and the office of the president of the United States, today.

It was humiliating. There is no other way to describe it.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (052zE)

577 The last time I had gin an Aussie and I were toasting the Queen Mother on the occasion of her passing.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (K+I6z)

578 This is four digit worthy.

Posted by: Count monitor at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (qWCr8)

579 Tonight I'm back to my Pino Grigio.

Cheers! I just started my second glass of the same.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (FVFk3)

580 Tonight I'm back to my Pino Grigio.

Wasn't that the little mouse on the Ed Sullivan show?

Posted by: Low Information Voter at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (vbh31)

581 One question i do have, does everyone experience a flue like symptom when they drink?


Posted by: willow

Yes. I get body aches when I stumble over something. I feel hot and flushed with a little too much and feel queasy in the morning.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:33 PM (EAgmr)

582 Tonight I'm back to my Pino Grigio.



Cheers! I just started my second glass of the same.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (FVFk3)

And you're givin' Cochran shit?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:33 PM (GRvW4)

583 Wow, if you follow the link within the link you find the IRS gave out 92 million in bonuses.

Do they get commission on the stuff they find and bring back in to the agency?

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 08:33 PM (/b8+5)

584 What good is having a Marine Corps if you can't treat them like lackeys?

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at May 16, 2013 08:34 PM (Cnqmv)

585 The last time I had gin an Aussie and I were toasting the Queen Mother on the occasion of her passing.

You haven't lived until you have celebrated Australia Day with the staff of the Australian Embassy.

OMFG.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:34 PM (FVFk3)

586 Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 08:33 PM (/b8+5)



Not me.




Posted by: ;;;;;;;;;; at May 16, 2013 08:34 PM (X6akg)

587
new thread please

refreshing this one is a bitch

Posted by: thunder at May 16, 2013 08:34 PM (nH8jP)

588 And you're givin' Cochran shit?

It didn't come out of a vending machine.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (FVFk3)

589 >>566
Gins come in all sorts of flavors.

Hendricks, one of the better ones, tastes amazingly like cucumbers.

Bombay Sapphire, on the other hand, tastes like shit.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (O6Tmi)<<

Word. I am not one with the Sapphire. The makers steep various botanicals in the ethanol. I love Hendricks. Tanqueray is the day to day stuff. My new special gin is Magellan. Light blue color from some flower they steep right at the end of the process.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (SCTXH)

590 cheri i do that after first sip. flushed ,body aches especially my neck.

which is why i'm not over fond of drinking often

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (nqBYe)

591 This country is broke & they gave this Constitution
Hater $100,000 in bonuses?

Watergate x 50, not 10.
The dam has broken, there will be more scandals
every week, if not more!

I am at work, I think it was today that Drudge had
headline that congressman said impeachment is not off table. It should be at head of table!

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (s0f54)

592 Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (FVFk3)

Touche, sir.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (GRvW4)

593 For realz? Who the hell are these people?!?! Even ABC is reporting that the President is trying to shit all over America. Isn't this the plot of The Producers? The mind boggles... BOGGLES

Posted by: Late to the party at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (C9kbB)

594
he treats the Marine Corps like his lawn jockey

I went there

Posted by: thunder at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (nH8jP)

595 Sometime in the next week a Congressman or Senator will be introducing a bill to limit federal government employee bonuses.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (K+I6z)

596 573 I had two excellent martinis last night.

Tonight I'm back to my Pino Grigio.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 08:31 PM (lVPtV)


Well, the question all the morons want to know is did Mr D'oh get lucky?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (wR+pz)

597 Flu like symptoms shouldn't last past the next mornings drink.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (Wl/Ht)

598 Posted by: ;;;;;;;;;; at May 16, 2013 08:34 PM (X6akg)

not me

Posted by: . at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (QTHTd)

599 A spider egg hatched in my husband's car. Baby spiders everywhere. And no, sadly burning or selling the car isn't an option.
Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:29 PM (wsGWu)

Never, never, never get in it again. Don't even look at it. It can't be fixed. Spiders are insidious, possibly demonic. Just get a bicycle.

I may be an arachnophobe.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (fzFF6)

600 Whatever. Did you see the last email I sent you re: the NoVaMoMee?

About the decoration on said item of furniture? Yes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (FVFk3)

601 @576
They will excuse it saying there is some protocol. I say piss.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (/djtm)

602 Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (052zE)

My thought was this PoS calls in the Marines to shield him from the rain in DC, but wouldn't call in the SEALs to save 4 Americans in Benghazi.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (Cnqmv)

603 Thanks CBD. I can get Buffalo Trace locally. Didn't EOJ feature that one in a Bourbon Cast?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (SCTXH)

604 RWC
hah

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (nqBYe)

605
Will John Boehner call for the resignation of Sarah Ingram Hall?

Yeah, I know. I'm laughing too.

Posted by: rrpjr at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (1LW8Y)

606
I'm starting to see more and more pundits from the left express the view that if a group is for lower taxes, of course they should be subject to greater scrutiny than other groups. Just more evidence that people who support reaching out to these pigs are idiots. They are evil motherfuckers who are our enemies.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (8cOY0)

607 I want to end this evening by saying how enraged I am by:


The Few. The Proud. Holding an umbrella over Dear Leader and the biggest hater of Israel's headl

No. Fucking. Words.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (lVPtV)

608 I'm only semi-curious.

Posted by: ;;;;;;;; at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (P6QsQ)

609 Willow - I know some people have an allergic reaction when they drink alcohol and that sounds like what happens to you.

Sometimes I wish I were allergic

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (EAgmr)

610 Sometime in the next week a Congressman or Senator will be introducing a bill to limit federal government employee bonuses.

Good. SESers make enough coin as is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:38 PM (FVFk3)

611 My thought was this PoS calls in the Marines to shield him from the rain
in DC, but wouldn't call in the SEALs to save 4 Americans in Benghazi.

Ugh! Now, I'm pissed off again.

Posted by: no good deed at May 16, 2013 08:38 PM (mjR67)

612 Baby spiders are cute. Unfortunately they grow up.

The good news is that most of them will cannibalize each other.

Most of them.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

613 Jane - you can only imagine what was going through those Marines minds.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:38 PM (EAgmr)

614 The Wicked Witch melts if she gets wet. True fact.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:39 PM (P6QsQ)

615 Watching hockey is a great way to practice my lip-reading, especially when the coaches are mad.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (K+I6z)

616 589
Good old Beefeaters for me.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (M/TDA)

617 cheri, lol, i have to admit to being a cheap date.

one strong hard alcohol drink or 1 can or beer
i'm counting threads on the beautiful rug under the table.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (nqBYe)

618 he thinks they are his personal employees

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (nH8jP)

619
If Obama was the queen of England, (which could happen in this bizarro universe), he would make the palace guards walk his stupid dog.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (KwX0v)

620 cheri, lol, i have to admit to being a cheap date.

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:41 PM (FVFk3)

621 If Obama was the queen of England, (which could happen in this bizarro universe), he would make the palace guards walk his stupid dog.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (KwX0v)


Ted Kennedy brought his dogs to work every day. When he couldn't take them out for a stroll, a staff member did.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:41 PM (K+I6z)

622 Posted by: . at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: ;;;;;;;; at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (P6QsQ)


amateurs.

Posted by: &&& at May 16, 2013 08:41 PM (Qxe/p)

623 Oh, don't worry Ragmuffin, I don't ever want to even look at his car again. I'm debating my protocol for letting him in the house today. I freaking hate spiders.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (wsGWu)

624 613
Jane - you can only imagine what was going through those Marines minds.


Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:38 PM (EAgmr


Knowing our son, he would have been brought up on charges for refusing to hold the fucking umbrella.

But he's served in A-Stan and is back in Korea, so he can just feel sorry for those poor fucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (lVPtV)

625 his miltary. thunderb.

i think he said some such this morning when speaking .

i don't know that that is wrong . even though it is the US military. he Is the CIC

so dunno

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (nqBYe)

626 565 ...A spider egg hatched in my husband's car. Baby spiders everywhere. And no, sadly burning or selling the car isn't an option.


Lauren...this stuff is great, and works on Spiders:






Raid Max® Concentrated DEEP REACH™ Fogger

You can use it in Campers and in Cars, too.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (y8LTw)

627 614 that must be why it looks like Nancy pelosi never showers

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (WoVsi)

628 Willow - I do not get hungover unless I drink tequila or scotch. My bride feels like crap if she has 1 drink of anything. Sucks for her - and me sometimes .

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (SCTXH)

629 i don't know that that is wrong . even though it is the US military. he Is the CIC

so dunno

------------


Trust me, willow. It's not "his" military.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:42 PM (P6QsQ)

630 I like Plymouth gin. Its the perfect drink for a hot day.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (N8yYb)

631 606

I'm starting to see more and more pundits from the left express the
view that if a group is for lower taxes, of course they should be
subject to greater scrutiny than other groups. Just more evidence that
people who support reaching out to these pigs are idiots. They are evil
motherfuckers who are our enemies.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (8cOY0)
==
The slavery party is returning to its roots and using black faces to make it seem alright.

Posted by: jc at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (i8c5b)

632 How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:41 PM (FVFk3)

i forgot to add i start weeping. about whaever. or anything at all.
so not such a Great date.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (nqBYe)

633 God bless you, wheatie!

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (wsGWu)

634 If my name isn't on the enemies list of a government tyrannical enough to keep an enemies list, I'm not trying hard enough.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (ptcFO)

635 Let's not forget that caustic/curious/,,,,,,, said that my son and husband both hate me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (lVPtV)

636 Can you imagine the shit those Marines will get now from their buddies.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (Wl/Ht)

637 Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (SCTXH)

Gin! Finally.

Agreed! I hate the sapphire. Regular Bombay is ok in a dirty martini. I've been drinking green hat recently. Ever had it?
I love it but its not for everyone.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (qPCAa)

638 Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:35 PM (SCTXH)

Gin! Finally.

Agreed! I hate the sapphire. Regular Bombay is ok in a dirty martini. I've been drinking green hat recently. Ever had it?
I love it but its not for everyone.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (qPCAa)

639 I want to motorboat Bea Arthur. This gin is:

a) good
b) bad

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (G9Mmf)

640 Willow - You have just enticed the whole male horde!! Ha!

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (EAgmr)

641 >>616
589

Good old Beefeaters for me.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2013 08:40 PM (M/TDA)<<

Cheers!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (SCTXH)

642 You will never know you are on an 'enemies list' and you will never hear the phrase 'treatment denied'

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (XvrTA)

643 We have gone from having a country with a government to having a government with a country.


I am waaay behind the curve, here, but:

@ace - That was beautiful, and should be repeated daily.

Posted by: Goldstein - fka Boomer Redneque at May 16, 2013 08:44 PM (eQnzo)

644 i don't know that that is wrong . even though it is the US military. he Is the CIC

Here's the first lesson I learned in Liuetenant school.

Never, ever, but never, ask your men to do something you wouldn't or couldn't do yourself.

He was wrong. Period. It goes far beyond a 'respect thing'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (FVFk3)

645 Elizabethe! I'll stand in solidarity with you (from a thread this morning) as someone who has also not seen any of the Godfather movies.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (K+I6z)

646 i forgot to add i start weeping. about whaever. or anything at all.
so not such a Great date.


Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:43 PM (nqBYe)

So you're a weeping willow?

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (X6akg)

647 614 The Wicked Witch melts if she gets wet. True fact.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:39 PM (P6QsQ)


If you shot her with chocolate bullets in hot weather, what would happen?

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (Qxe/p)

648 good one Tami

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (P6QsQ)

649 >>Agreed! I hate the sapphire. Regular Bombay is ok in a dirty martini. I've been drinking green hat recently. Ever had it?

I love it but its not for everyone.
<<



I have never heard of it. Tell me more!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (SCTXH)

650 I think Obama is daring the Marines to disobey his orders.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (QTHTd)

651 i forgot to add i start weeping. about whaever. or anything at all. so not such a Great date.

That's fine.

It's why God invented duct tape.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (FVFk3)

652 622
Posted by: . at May 16, 2013 08:36 PM (QTHTd)

Posted by: ;;;;;;;; at May 16, 2013 08:37 PM (P6QsQ)



amateurs.

Posted by: at May 16, 2013 08:41 PM (Qxe/p)

Dude!!! Your whole name is amperstands!!!!1!
How'd you get that kind of juice?

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (uUsh9)

653 Cheri a weeping date?

did i add i have a slew of children all wanting a new car?

and i could always use new lair of my Own to hide in , so credit card numbers pronto!



see cheri. i can shut it down quickly

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (nqBYe)

654 In the summertime my favorite drink is a Plymouth Gin with some fresh limeade on crushed ice. I recommend it highly.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (l3vZN)

655 It's why God invented duct tape.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (FVFk3)

hahah

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:47 PM (nqBYe)

656 Gin tastes like hairspray. Besides, its furrin devel stuff.

Drink whiskey like a proper American.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 08:47 PM (uUsh9)

657 So you're a weeping willow?


Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (X6akg)

oh my, i'm so busted!

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (nqBYe)

658 Here's the first lesson I learned in Liuetenant school.



Never, ever, but never, ask your men to do something you wouldn't or couldn't do yourself.



TFG couldn't handle being an officer. Not even the sissy commissioned kind.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (z9HTb)

659 I felt so sorry for those Marines who had to hold those umbrellas today.

Sorrow and...outrage.
It's like using a thoroughbred to pull a shit wagon.

I can only imagine how their arms started to ache, holding them out like that.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (y8LTw)

660 Can you imagine the shit those Marines will get now from their buddies.

Posted by: RWC


In the nation that once was, it would be a high honor to be appointed as a Marine to the WH. Those poor guys.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (EAgmr)

661 >>645
Elizabethe! I'll stand in solidarity with you (from a thread this
morning) as someone who has also not seen any of the Godfather movies.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (K+I6z)<<

Why?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (SCTXH)

662 I'd love to see Obama do six weeks in a combat infantry unit.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (P6QsQ)

663
ps - why in the hell are govt people getting bonuses? They aren't saving money, they are already paid to save money.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 08:49 PM (jKWYf)

664 662
I'd love to see Obama do six weeks in a combat infantry unit.


Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (P6QsQ)


Hahahahahahah!.....cough.....breathe.....Hahahahahahaha!!
He'd wear a bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 08:49 PM (X6akg)

665 That dude Ingram makes big taxpayer bucks.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (SzAZ7)

666 Why?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (SCTXH)


She hadn't seen them and took some good-natured heat in a thread earlier today. I haven't seen them either so I wanted to know she wasn't alone.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (K+I6z)

667 Holy shit.


Kids finally in bed.


It's like someone gave cats heroin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (GEICT)

668 I'd love to see Obama do six weeks in a combat infantry unit.


As a former Infantryman, please send him elsewhere.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (z9HTb)

669 Go ahead and keep pissing off the military, Obama.

It will hasten the day when what needs to happen happens.

#Pinochet

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

670 Here's the first lesson I learned in Liuetenant school.



Never, ever, but never, ask your men to do something you wouldn't or couldn't do yourself.



He was wrong. Period. It goes far beyond a 'respect thing'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (FVFk3)
That's under the chapter header "Don't Be a Pussy", right?
I always wondered what they taught ossifers. As a young Marine, I often ran into some true born bad asses with shiny shit on their collars.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (uUsh9)

671 Sign o the times.

UFC just suspended one of their most popular fighters, Nate Diaz, for calling another fighter a "fag" in a tweet.

The Diaz brothers are punks but they make UFC money cause they take crazy shit. But the gay mafia can even get a foul-mouthed pothead cage fighter like Diaz suspended for a single word.

Normally he would have called the guy a sorry ass bitch who punches like a fuckin girl and they he's fucking kick his teeth through is skull --- and that would have been cheered on by UFC.

But twitter forced him to use fewer characters. And now he's suspended, maybe cut.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (ZPrif)

672 TFG couldn't handle being an officer. Not even the sissy commissioned kind.

The instinct that causes one to hand an umbrella to a Marine, or any human being for that matter, so one can himself stay dry is not present in anyone with so much as the tiniest shred of leadership ability.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (FVFk3)

673 Dude!!! Your whole name is amperstands!!!!1!
How'd you get that kind of juice?

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 08:46 PM (uUsh9)


Friends at the IRS.

Posted by: &&& at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (Qxe/p)

674 I Lurk - I was asking more how it was possible you hadn't seen them with all the reruns on cable and satellite.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (SCTXH)

675

But it's all up to what you like. As long as you don't mix it with Coke, which is blasphemy against the Bourbon Gods.


I mix it with RC Cola. Much classier.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (lr3d7)

676
I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God



the oath is to the Constitution and the nation, not the President. They are not "his", they serve the nation. They are not slaves.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (nH8jP)

677 Just simple Wild Turkey 81 and soda. Then cook some dinner for me and the wife. Though if I want to indulge my inner (25%) Canadian, then of course it has to be vodka and Clamato jiuce.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 16, 2013 08:52 PM (x4x3r)

678 I lurk. You're it.

Posted by: Satan at May 16, 2013 08:52 PM (/djtm)

679 test...for ampersands

Posted by: wheatie...&&&&& at May 16, 2013 08:52 PM (y8LTw)

680 the oath is to the Constitution and the nation, not the President. They are not "his", they serve the nation. They are not slaves.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (nH8jP)



Fuckin aye right.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)

681 I Lurk - I was asking more how it was possible you hadn't seen them with all the reruns on cable and satellite.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (SCTXH)


Attention span of a gnat and I'm usually watching sports.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (K+I6z)

682 you passed, wheatie

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (P6QsQ)

683 Anti-tax people deserve to be screwed by the IRS.

Will become.

Anti-Obamacare people deserve to have treatment denied.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (ZPrif)

684 TFG couldn't handle being an officer. Not even the sissy commissioned kind.

*ahem*

I suppose I should at least be grateful you realize he's not in our league.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (FVFk3)

685 I'm sorry but I can't get over the umbrella thing.

I don't let the picayune stuff bother me -- but Obama humiliated two Marines, and the entire Marine Corps, and the office of the president of the United States, today.

It was humiliating. There is no other way to describe it.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:32 PM (052zE)

Note... when Obama is around, they DISARM our troops... yet he wants them to 'hold his umbrella'....

But ... thinking on that famous video of how he is 'umbrella challenged'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (lZBBB)

686 I guess we're allowed to have ampersands in our'Name' box.

Posted by: wheatie...&&&&& at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (y8LTw)

687 I mix it with RC Cola. Much classier.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (lr3d7)


Brown whiskey in a dirty glass.

It's the only way to roll.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (Qxe/p)

688 372 And who is the bikini lady in the Fall Guy thingy? I was apparently born too late. Wow.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, in full rich original flavor at May 16, 2013 07:52 PM (dvRYt)

Heather Thomas, in her prime, is near or at the top of my all-time list of beautiful women. The show wasn't that great but I used to watch it each week just for her. As a young Slappy (no pun intended), I used to have a poster of her in my bedroom. Such was life before the Internet. Nowadays, you can see a picture online of anything you want to see. Jeez, today I even saw a painting of Bea Arthur naked (http://tinyurl.com/b4e222s) posted online. Believe me, I really didn't need to see THAT image.

Posted by: Slappy at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (LTbLf)

689 676 thunderb

What is the oath that the Secret Service takes?

Just curious.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

690 I lurk - an ette who watches sports?



How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (SCTXH)

691 The Left believes it would be good if right-wingers weren't allowed on organ transplant lists.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (ZPrif)

692 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)

What is this oath thing of which you speak?

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (Cnqmv)

693 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (GEICT)

Yours too?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (qPCAa)

694 thunderb, right they aren't but
he also said

Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the
following Oath or Affirmation:— “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I
will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States,
and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the
Constitution of the United States.”

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (nqBYe)

695 I lurk. You're it.

Posted by: Satan at May 16, 2013 08:52 PM (/djtm)


*Picks up Bible*


*Smacks Satan around*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (K+I6z)

696 645
Elizabethe! I'll stand in solidarity with you (from a thread this
morning) as someone who has also not seen any of the Godfather movies
--------------

So..., you guys don't know about Al Gorleone..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (aDwsi)

697
I swear, he acted like they were his lawn jockeys

It was disgraceful

dishonorable

degrading

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:55 PM (nH8jP)

698 690 I lurk - an ette who watches sports?
How YOU doin'?


Careful. She's taken. You don't wanna meet her beau in a dark alley.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:55 PM (FVFk3)

699 I'd love to see Obama do six weeks in a combat infantry unit.

I'd like to see Soetero on TV announcing somberly that he shall resign the presidency at noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 08:55 PM (uhAkr)

700 I suppose I should at least be grateful you realize he's not in our league.


Can't you just mutter something about locking my heels so I can laugh?

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:56 PM (z9HTb)

701 Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:55 PM (nH8jP)

Despicable

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2013 08:56 PM (Cnqmv)

702 What is this oath thing of which you speak?

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (Cnqmv)



It's word. It's bond. The keeping of which separates honorable men from savages.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:56 PM (GEICT)

703 I swear, he acted like they were his lawn jockeys

It was disgraceful

------------------


I did not see it, and I'm glad about that.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:56 PM (P6QsQ)

704 amp;

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 08:56 PM (mETGQ)

705 Here's the first lesson I learned in Liuetenant school. Never, ever, but never, ask your men to do something you wouldn't or couldn't do yourself. He was wrong. Period. It goes far beyond a 'respect thing' Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:45 PM (FVFk3)

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (uUsh9)

By the time you hit NCO, you've already been taught to BE ON TIME!!!! When do Zeros learn that???

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (lZBBB)

706 691 The Left believes it would be good if right-wingers weren't allowed on organ transplant lists.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (ZPrif)

Maybe not as recipients, but they are fine if right-wingers are unwilling donors. That's probably written somewhere in the 2,000-page ObamaCare bill.

Posted by: Slappy at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (LTbLf)

707 the oath is you word, your bond, your honor

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (nH8jP)

708 well He is into degrading and dividing .


and chaos

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (nqBYe)

709 >>Careful. She's taken. You don't wanna meet her beau in a dark alley.<<



As you know, it was meant in pure, harmless fun - in the way of the Horde. I lurk - I hope you know it too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (SCTXH)

710 see cheri. i can shut it down quickly


Posted by: willow

Too funny! Although I'm not so sure this crowd would be so easily put off

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (EAgmr)

711 Yours too?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 08:54 PM (qPCAa)



I mean, damn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

712 ...It was humiliating. There is no other way to describe it.

Yeah, sooth...humiliating.
But here is another word to describe it: Torture.

Holding your arm out away from your body...with a weight...is an ancient form of Torture.

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (y8LTw)

713 Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 08:51 PM (nH8jP)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The oath of commissioning and the oath of enlistment are different. The enlisted oath includes the President (even turds like Obama) and Officers. Officers in turn swear to the constitution but not the President.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (SzAZ7)

714 The keeping of which separates honorable men from savages.
-------------------------

Ergo..., it does not apply to Left/liberal/Progressives

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (aDwsi)

715
199 It's time for a massive tax revolt.
Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

199 It's time for a massive tax revolt.
Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Yes it is. Time to stand up or we all get what we deserve. No more fucking whining. Its time.

Posted by: fshjvrehj at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (09gcN)

716 Some dude named "Todd Hall" posted this on Facebook (appears to be publicly available).

He says he's posting it because somebody lost a memory card in Chicago O'Hare, and if you recognize the photo or knows who it is he'll gladly send the card back to you.

Nice gesture. Hope this link works: http://tinyurl.com/am4kw34

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (Qxe/p)

717 Obama did that to the marines after making the press corps wait until rain was overhead for one reason - as a display of his power.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (uhAkr)

718 My problem when I drink which is what I am doin g now is that I get very chatty and then I fall asleep which is what I am doin g now. and then I wake up an hour later and cant sleep the rest of the night.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (P6QsQ)

719 Can't you just mutter something about locking my heels so I can laugh?

Ummm, yeah, I don't think so. See....

Lesson Two: Never issue an order that cannot or will not be enforced.

Lesson Three: Earn respect first. Then it will be given.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (FVFk3)

720 1-0 Bruins against the Rangers.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 08:59 PM (K+I6z)

721
What's next, Obama will make them carry his fanny pack?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 08:59 PM (GcwH1)

722 amp

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 08:59 PM (mETGQ)

723 Never, ever, but never, ask your men to do something you wouldn't or couldn't do yourself.

Tell that to those two Marines' superior officers. Seriously.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 08:59 PM (QTHTd)

724 Ecch, still hurts to see these fucking Bruins play.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 08:59 PM (GXh7x)

725 Let me be clear! At no time was the Obama Administration aware of what the Obama Administration was doing!

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (ZolUS)

726 Boehner + Nuts Yields a Government shutdown until the IRS is dealt with, from top to bottom.

Posted by: akula_51 at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (Vgn84)

727 Palin on Obama's scandals:

Opening sentence: "Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas."

www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10151616666133588

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (VIaw0)

728 It would have been great if one of the Marines tipped his umbrella ever so slightly to dump water on Obama. The temptation must have been overwhelming.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (wsGWu)

729 Obama did that to the marines after making the press
corps wait until rain was overhead for one reason - as a display of his
power.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk


Yup. Try to imagine Reagan or either one of the Bushes doing that.

Posted by: pep at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (6TB1Z)

730 reg;

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (mETGQ)

731 I lurk. U da man. Got my Bible too. Glad u wid me.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (/djtm)

732 I give up.
For now.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (mETGQ)

733 It's really NOT a farce, it's a deadly serious exposure of how modern totalitarians use a purportedly neutral bureaucracy to annihilate political enemies. The keys are: [1] Position reliable agents in key posts inside the bureaucracy, where they [2] "Neutrally" use their power to destroy enemies and help allies/sponsors, and [3] are NEVER genuinely punished for their difficult-to-prove crimes. [3] is KEY, since then the reliable agents will be less reliable, require more definitive, explicit instructions, and the whole magically-functioning KafkaPenalColony loses its magic.

The first expert at this wicked model was Iosif Stalin, who used his own reliable agents within the supposedly solidaristic Communist bureaucracy to consecutively crush Trotsky, Zinoviev, Kamenev, Bukharin, and many other giants of the October Revolution who couldn't acknowledge his godlike awesomeness. How much easier is it for a progressive America-hater like Ogabe to use his anonymous bureaucracies to relentlessly choke the life out of the American citizenry...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (FWwQD)

734

Tell that to those two Marines' superior officers. Seriously.


They're aware of it. There's nothing they can do. Telling two Marines to hold umbrellas for someone else while standing in the rain may be humiliating, it may be insulting, but it is not telling them to perform an illegal or immoral act.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (lr3d7)

735 722 amp

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 08:59 PM (mETGQ)


try disabling Javascript.
If you're running Firefox, install this:

http://tinyurl.com/cyd9vkp

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (Qxe/p)

736 As you know, it was meant in pure, harmless fun - in the way of the Horde. I lurk - I hope you know it too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (SCTXH)


Not to worry, I didn't take it any other way! I have found, though, that my knowledge of all sorts of sports stats can annoy some men (ie. a girl knows more than they do). I once won a regular season-long hockey pool and quite a few of the guys were upset they were losing to a chick.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (K+I6z)

737 Nice gesture. Hope this link works: http://tinyurl.com/am4kw34
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 08:58 PM (Qxe/p)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let's hope that's his significant other in the photo...

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (SzAZ7)

738
I'd love to see Obama do six weeks in a combat infantry unit.


As a former Infantryman, please send him elsewhere.
Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (z9HTb)







Hear, hear. Former 11Boo myself.

One of the things that really pisses me off/scares me about this administration is that I keep thinking that I might have to describe myself as "inactive Infantryman" rather than "former Infantryman", IYKWIM.

Dood, I'm getting too old, fat and broken down to low-crawl through the rubble with a rifle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (MBqvE)

739 I actually looked for Bush+umbrella+marines on Google Images. They were quick enough on the draw with that "Bush bowed too" meme, vis-a-vis Ibn Saud.

No record of Bush making Marines hold umbrellas. I did find snarky pics of Bush's own umbrella turning inside out, though.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (QTHTd)

740 Waiting or some Eddie shore old time hockey. Yawn

Posted by: Tank at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (JJ9EC)

741 As a former Infantryman, please send him elsewhere.
Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (z9HTb)

As another former infantryman, agreed.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (ptcFO)

742 >>Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (K+I6z)<<



I love college hockey. Love. It. I can tolerate the new NHL - less goon stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:03 PM (SCTXH)

743 Well, we saw what kind of trouble Barky had operating his own umbrella that one time.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 09:03 PM (GXh7x)

744
Seriously.

What's next, Obama will make them fan him at the next presser outside in July?


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:03 PM (FC8Yl)

745 Is Gaylord doing a DERP in this picture?
http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/16/obama-breaches-marine-umbrella-protocol/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 16, 2013 09:03 PM (1/cNz)

746 Lesson Three: Earn respect first. Then it will be given.

Posted by: Sean Bannion
-----------------------

Most GI's learn more about what makes a good leader, in a fairly short time, than civilians ever do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:03 PM (aDwsi)

747 Like I said. Between the witch in charge of Obamacare and the disregard of our fine fighting Marines, four digit worthy.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 16, 2013 09:03 PM (/djtm)

748 I am not sure that Obama can hold an umbrella and talk at the same time.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (EAgmr)

749 Hmmm

Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (Wl/Ht)

750 Okay, is this image too much?

http://imageshack.us/a/___842/8672/irss.png

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (MMC8r)

751 What's next, Obama will make them fan him at the next presser outside in July?
----------------------



While popping grapes into his mouth.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (P6QsQ)

752 Here's the first lesson I learned in Liuetenant
school. Never, ever, but never, ask your men to do something you
wouldn't or couldn't do yourself. He was wrong. Period. It goes far
beyond a 'respect thing' Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 08:45
PM (FVFk3)



Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (uUsh9)



By the time you hit NCO, you've already been taught to BE ON TIME!!!! When do Zeros learn that???

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (lZBBB)
Donno, I was too young to have learned it myself as a civvie. I got my intro to Be On Time instruction in boot.Maybe it's something they teach in college?

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (uUsh9)

753 Cheri, he can't. Remember him being defeated by a furled umbrella through that gate?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (1/cNz)

754 180 Paging Ken Starr. Ken Starr pick up the nearest red courtesy phone



That' s Our Judge Ken Starr President of Baylor University and We Love Him !!!!!!!! God Bless Judge Starr !!!!🐻

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 16, 2013 09:04 PM (UWH2U)

755 Damn, never mind above--

try the link in my sig.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:05 PM (MMC8r)

756 744 Seriously.
What's next, Obama will make them fan him at the next presser outside in July?


Or...making Marines carry him in a litter?

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 09:05 PM (y8LTw)

757 http://www.danielpipes.org/448/military-slaves-a-uniquely-muslim-phenomenon

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:05 PM (QTHTd)

758 Dood, I'm getting too old, fat and broken down to low-crawl through the rubble with a rifle.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (MBqvE)

Nah. You and me are just too old and broken down to low crawl through the rubble quickly, with 'quickly' being the operative word. We'd get there--wherever there is--eventually. With age comes patience.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 09:05 PM (ptcFO)

759 741 As a former Infantryman, please send him elsewhere. Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 08:50 PM (z9HTb)

As another former infantryman, agreed.


Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (ptcFO)


As a Retired Inebriated Military Nautical Profesional (Drunk Sailor)...

Concur...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2013 09:05 PM (lZBBB)

760 Hannity discussing the chick running IRS/Obamacare

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (aDwsi)

761 They're aware of it. There's nothing they can do. Telling two Marines to hold umbrellas for someone else while standing in the rain may be humiliating, it may be insulting, but it is not telling them to perform an illegal or immoral act.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 16, 2013 09:01 PM (lr3d7)



That's bullshit to a Marine. He forced them to violate Marine Corps regs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (GEICT)

762 Heh. Suck it peasants.


Seriously though, ✌.


✂ it out.

Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (Wl/Ht)

763
stupid story

I was a JAG. I had an NCO who worked for me. When a particular Judge came to base, he would take a lot of reading with him into the bathroom. He liked the bathroom to himself. He was a full Colonel. I was only a Captain at the time. My NCO was only a Staff Sergeant.

He told her to stand outside the men's room and make sure no one entered it when he was in there.

I told him his order was beneath her dignity, not within her duties, and she had other duties to perform. In order words, I told him to shove it.

But the whole free world wouldn't have had to watch her do it on TV. In the rain. With her arms up till they burned.

He is a disgusting piece of shit

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (nH8jP)

764 Church lady in-charge of Obamacare?

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (VIaw0)

765 I keep thinking that I might have to describe myself as "inactive Infantryman" rather than "former Infantryman", IYKWIM.


I hear ya. I keep my navigation skills sharp, though.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (z9HTb)

766 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

Lol. Have a drink, dad. You deserve it. I'm at the point where I will pay someone a lot of money just to put the kids to bed.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (iVAVy)

767 I'm still coping with this IRS woman getting $100K in bonuses

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:07 PM (aDwsi)

768 Fascism, straight up.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 09:07 PM (ZPrif)

769 I'd love to see Obama do six weeks in a combat infantry unit.


Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 08:48 PM (P6QsQ)


He wants to be a corpseman.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 09:07 PM (6B0Ju)

770 Waiting or some Eddie shore old time hockey. Yawn

Posted by: Tank at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (JJ9EC)


Eddie Shore ended the career of a guy named Ace Bailey in the 30s, when he hit Bailey from behind. Shore played in a benefit game for Bailey, which Bailey attended.


Yeah, I know way too much stuff.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:07 PM (K+I6z)

771 Hear, hear. Former 11Boo myself.



One of the things that really pisses me off/scares me about this
administration is that I keep thinking that I might have to describe
myself as "inactive Infantryman" rather than "former Infantryman",
IYKWIM.



Dood, I'm getting too old, fat and broken down to low-crawl through the rubble with a rifle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:02 PM (MBqvE)

I hear yeh. As a once upon a time 0351, I've decided not to plan on making it past the first bunker. Let the young bloods finish it.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 09:07 PM (uUsh9)

772
It would have been great if one of the Marines tipped his umbrella ever so slightly to dump water on Obama. The temptation must have been overwhelming.
Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (wsGWu)







Judging by some of the photos, it looks like the Marine holding JugEars' umbrella might have been holding it juuuuuust a bit behind him, so that the rain fell all over the podium. Tough to say for sure given the camera angles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:08 PM (MBqvE)

773 I'm sure at the WH they have no access to weather reports or windows that show rain clouds.....

Typical. No advanced planning.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:08 PM (EAgmr)

774 amp;

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:08 PM (mETGQ)

775 The Democratic Party is a thinly veiled organized crime syndicate.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 07:59 PM (ZPrif)



The thin veil being the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 16, 2013 09:08 PM (6B0Ju)

776 >>Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:07 PM (K+I6z)<<



Did you know a team from Kenora, Ontario won the Stanley Cup?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (SCTXH)

777 Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (Wl/Ht)

I am not worthy.

Thanks for asking about my kid the other night. He's doing great, recovered quickly.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (iVAVy)

778 Using IE 10

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (mETGQ)

779 I always hang on to my own damn umbrella.

*unfolds and starts up umbrela-copter, takes off*

Posted by: The Penguin at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (Ib/Pg)

780 Great news, Elizabethe!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (QTHTd)

781 Nah. You and me are just too old and broken down to low crawl through the rubble quickly, with 'quickly' being the operative word. We'd get there--wherever there is--eventually. With age comes patience.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 09:05 PM (ptcFO)


Exactly. 100 yard sprints would be unpossible, in my case, but a concealed sneak would be a piece of cake.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (Qxe/p)

782 So after weaponizing the IRS, the next step will be our health care.

Posted by: calbadger at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (TaWQc)

783
BTW

she didn't guard the bathroom

he never asked again

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (nH8jP)

784 I stand correct on Marine protocol. Had I thought it out it would make sense for a male Marine not be permitted to carry an umbrella.
Don't they pay people to think about this shit. Who's getting the $100k bonus this week?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (/djtm)

785
I like that it is now being called "The IRS Enemies List Scandal".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (jKWYf)

786
amp;

Fire Fox 20

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (mETGQ)

787 Did you know a team from Kenora, Ontario won the Stanley Cup?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (SCTXH)



The Thistles.


1-1 NY-Boston.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (K+I6z)

788 Ugh 3 seconds and they score. Blech

Posted by: Tank at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (JJ9EC)

789 Yup. Try to imagine Reagan or either one of the Bushes doing that.


Posted by: pep at May 16, 2013 09:00 PM (6TB1Z)

Even Clinton wouldn't do it - he'd believe it to be politically damaging.Obama does because he can, and because he wants us to know he can. He is infallible in the eyes of 50% of the public who couldn't give a damn about the rule of law, more concerned with their ever-changing notions of what is 'right.'

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (uhAkr)

790 thunderb - how is your daughter?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (SCTXH)

791 NOW can I say "Wake up and smell the Chicago"?

Posted by: mojo at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (B/weO)

792 Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (nH8jP)

We're you direct commission?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (FVFk3)

793 Damn IPad

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (FVFk3)

794 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (QTHTd)



Are you back in the toilet? Sorry to see that. I hope you have some good liquor in there.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (iVAVy)

795 heri, he can't. Remember him being defeated by a furled umbrella through that gate?


Posted by: Anna Puma

I do. Also, Mooch giving him the death stare while he was trying.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:12 PM (EAgmr)

796 Dear Lord, save me.


I'm being forced to watch the American Idol finale.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)

797
Daughter is good, thank you so much for asking. Out with a friend tonight which is the best medicine for her

I was direct commission.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:12 PM (nH8jP)

798
You people with the power of the ampersand must witches or something.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (mETGQ)

799 Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (Wl/Ht)

☝I missed seeing that one! Wonder if ☠ works in a sig?

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (Qxe/p)

800
Thanks for asking about my kid the other night. He's doing great, recovered quickly.


Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 09:09 PM (iVAVy)


Ⓖⓡⓔⓐⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓔⓐⓡ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ.

Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (Wl/Ht)

801 Any liberal troll sissy-boy lurkers need help opening a jar or other things you sissy-boy liberals can't do on your own?

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (Yhu4q)

802 I'm being forced to watch the American Idol finale.

This is true love. She sooooo owes you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (FVFk3)

803 Carter at least did not treat the military well (though I can only think of incidents with subordinates at the moment), Clinton treated them like shit, Obama treats them like toilet paper.

Anyone remember Johnson?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (qyfb5)

804 I'm being forced to watch the American Idol finale.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)


Can you start them arguing about who was the least-deserving Idol winner? Ask the question and let them go.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (K+I6z)

805 So after weaponizing the IRS, the next step will be our health care.


Posted by: calbadger at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (TaWQc)

Time for your health audit, wingnut!
Your cholesterol is high. You are restricted to a low-fat diet for the next year. If your cholesterol remains high, you will be assessed fees.
Maybe you shouldn't have given money to Citizens for Life, eh?


Posted by: The IRS at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (uhAkr)

806 That' s Our Judge Ken Starr President of Baylor University and We Love Him !!!!!!!! God Bless Judge Starr !!!!🐻

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear
--------
Ah, Baylor. Every Christmas, I cruise through YouTube seeking a capella Christmas music. One of the very best is this, from Baylor. If you enjoy a capella, you owe it to yourself to listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyuOIYCERc4

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (aDwsi)

807 So glad thunderb!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (SCTXH)

808 This is true love. She sooooo owes you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (FVFk3)



Yeah. Funny thing, she won't see it that way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)

809 Even Clinton wouldn't do it - he'd believe it to be politically
damaging.Obama does because he can, and because he wants us to know he
can.


Yeah, this.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (QTHTd)

810 Hotair has nothing on this story. I guess Cap'n Ed's put on his fuzzy footie jammies and is sleeping on his Princess bad.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:15 PM (MMC8r)

811 803

now that's just not fair, you don't shit directly onto the toilet paper. He treats them like a portajohn at a construction site across from a buffalo wild wings

Posted by: ch3cooh at May 16, 2013 09:15 PM (SJMKC)

812
I like that it is now being called "The IRS Enemies List Scandal".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (jKWYf)








There's ANOTHER thing that pisses me off. I'm in agreement with PJ O'Rourke, the best part of being a conservative is coming up with the "enemies list".

And now those commie cocksuckers have stolen that pleasure from us. Bastards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:15 PM (MBqvE)

813 Fire Fox 20

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:10 PM (mETGQ)


Get YesScript: http://tinyurl.com/cyd9vkp

blacklist (disable JavaScript for) "minx.cc"

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:15 PM (Qxe/p)

814 I was direct commission.

I used to do cadre for the JAG Officer 2 week charm school at Ft. Lee.

It was a rostered duty, and damn I hated it. It was always hilarious to take the class into the MCSS for their uniforms.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:15 PM (FVFk3)

815 Can you start them arguing about who was the least-deserving Idol winner? Ask the question and let them go.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:14 PM (K+I6z)



That's funny. Thing is, I don't even know enough to get that convo started.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (GEICT)

816
Obama's attitude towards the military.

1st term: they make great photo ops

2nd term: they make great footmen

3rd term: ??

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (BUcLz)

817 Has anybody told Obama yet that if he SHOWN UP ON GOD DAMN TIME he would have had the press conference over before it started to fucking rain?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (OWjjx)

818 No, not in the jobtoilet again; I have a couple more months on this contract. Just off and on using the descriptor.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (QTHTd)

819 Okay.. I am not gonna look thru 800 plus comments. When was this bitch assigned to the Obamacare enforcement division. What DATE???

Posted by: jewells45 at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (u25eL)

820 Anyone know who runs the White House press corps twitter feed?


@whpresscorps

The Know Nothing Administration - RT @juliemason: Jay to Piers: "I dismiss the premise" that these are all "scandals." Ding.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (X6akg)

821 Reagan was Teflon. Clinton was Kevlar. Obammy is Casper.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 16, 2013 09:17 PM (/djtm)

822 That's funny. Thing is, I don't even know enough to get that convo started.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (GEICT)


Just ask, "Of all the Idol winners, who was the least deserving? Just wondering."

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:17 PM (K+I6z)

823
Nah, they haven't stolen 'enemies list' from us, we get to decide where its used especially for mockery which really twists the knife.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 09:17 PM (jKWYf)

824 3rd term: ??


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (BUcLz)


They make good soldiers, provided a Kommissar is there to keep an eye on them.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 09:17 PM (uhAkr)

825 816
Obama's attitude towards the military.

1st term: they make great photo ops

2nd term: they make great footmen

3rd term: ??
Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (BUcLz)

go forth and dispense of my enemies with a whiff of grapeshot

Posted by: ch3cooh at May 16, 2013 09:17 PM (SJMKC)

826 zsasz --- lol!

that's an affront to one of my favorite songs, Beth. And Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley will demand royalties.

Funny still.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 09:17 PM (n5mZ4)

827
I was a JAG.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:06 PM (nH8jP)









That's okay. We forgive you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (MBqvE)

828 >>The Thistles.





1-1 NY-Boston.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (K+I6z)<<

If you did that without Google I owe you as many drinks as you can hold. The way I found out is that is was fishing in Lake of the Woods and a storm blew up. We went into Kenora for shelter (and beer) - then went to their town museum. Nice exhibit with pics and all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (SCTXH)

829 Meh. I can't believe anyone is getting excited about this. This will all blow over, just like the 77 acts of tyranny before it. The press's boyfriend will fire the right people, the press will report that as awesome, and we'll all move on.

The only thing that will get anyone's attention is the burning, when it comes. Nobody cares about 'Tea Party Groups' especially when they can still sit on their couch and watch TV/video games and eat Doritos.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (Vr4Mo)

830
Our charm school was in Montgomery Alabama. The Chaplins were always the funniest.

But my shit was tight. I was the JAG recruiting poster that got sent to all the law schools.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (nH8jP)

831 BCochran,

Feel sorry for you. Let me help you out...

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Remember! These are toll-free 866 numbers, not 800 numbers. Lines open at the end of the show.

Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (Wl/Ht)

832 Even Clinton wouldn't do it - he'd believe it to be
politically damaging.Obama does because he can, and because he wants us
to know he can. He is infallible in the eyes of 50% of the public who
couldn't give a damn about the rule of law, more concerned with their
ever-changing notions of what is 'right.'


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 09:11 PM (uhAkr)



Over 50% of the public believe that the Secret Service and the Marines and, well, everyone else, pretty much, are supposed to act as the President's servants. Telling one of the FSA that what the President did was terribly rude would probably start a fit pitching about how dare that Marine have not already been holding an umbrella for Dear Leader.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (Gk3SS)

833 802 I'm being forced to watch the American Idol finale.

This is true love. She sooooo owes you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:13 PM (FVFk3)

The finalists are both good this year. Tell us who wins.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (FXw5M)

834 806 That' s Our Judge Ken Starr President of Baylor University and We Love Him !!!!!!!! God Bless Judge Starr !!!!🐻

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear
--------
Ah, Baylor. Every Christmas, I cruise through YouTube seeking a capella Christmas music. One of the very best is this, from Baylor. If you enjoy a capella, you owe it to yourself to listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyuOIYCERc4

The Baylor Christmas concert by all the choirs and the symphony is a Very tough ticket to get a hold of !!! They sellout very quickly . My son is in the Men's choir and we have really enjoyed these Christmas concerts !!! SIC'EM BEARS !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 16, 2013 09:19 PM (UWH2U)

835
The IRS softball team canceled its previously scheduled game against Senate Minority Whip John Cornyn’s (R., Texas) office on Friday.


Spoilsports.

Posted by: Guido at May 16, 2013 09:19 PM (NQq8e)

836 Top comment at ABC article linked by Drudge:

Obama needs to be impeached. Up vote if you agree. 5019

Over 5,000 "up votes"
At ABC

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 09:19 PM (VIaw0)

837 hannitys_hybrid, except they also targeted pro lifers and journolists. And small business owners who weren't tea-party, just Obama critics or Romney supporters.

This is big, srs u guys

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:19 PM (QTHTd)

838
&

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:20 PM (mETGQ)

839 &

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:20 PM (mETGQ)

840 Over 50% of the public believe that the Secret Service and the Marines
and, well, everyone else, pretty much, are supposed to act as the
President's servants.




George Washington greeted citizens with a bow because he considered himself their servant.



How far we've fallen.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 09:20 PM (uhAkr)

841 Still not hearing much play about phone-tapping Congressional Cloak Room.

Seems like that'd get some hearings, wouldn't it?

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)

842 >>>UFC just suspended one of their most popular fighters, Nate Diaz, for calling another fighter a "fag" in a tweet.

Did he also say "and your shit's all fucked up"?

Posted by: wooga at May 16, 2013 09:21 PM (3XLNw)

843 836 Top comment at ABC article linked by Drudge:

Obama needs to be impeached. Up vote if you agree. 5019

Over 5,000 "up votes"
At ABC

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 09:19 PM (VIaw0)


Holy shit. The "up votes" are real time and look like the national debt clock.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:21 PM (Qxe/p)

844 With healthcare, a lot of us will just have to be consummate liars.

Drink? No. Smoke? No. Exercise? Daily x 3 with a full cardio routine.

Sex? Nope. Diet? Veggies, whole grains, and fruit only. No meat, soda, salt, or fast food. Gun Owner? Nope icky! Conservative? Banish the thought!

If any of those answers used to be a yes - you quit.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:21 PM (EAgmr)

845 819
Okay.. I am not gonna look thru 800 plus comments. When was this bitch
assigned to the Obamacare enforcement division. What DATE???

Posted by: jewells45 at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (u25eL)


The ABC article said she was in the Tax-exempt division from 2009-2012 but has since left to head the IRS ACA office. Can't find an exact date.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 09:21 PM (X6akg)

846 And where are the Republicans calling for the elimination of the IRS?

Posted by: Iblis at May 16, 2013 09:22 PM (Yd7xL)

847 It's hard enough to believe we've got ossifer types here. But JAGs? And they admit it, in public, without the waterboarding?

That's almost as bad as MPs. But at least MPs are good for training aids, what with all the extra Escape and Evasion, Resistance to Interrogation and whatnot that comes along with running into them... or from them... depending on how far you are into that night's libo.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 09:23 PM (uUsh9)

848 Still not hearing much play about phone-tapping Congressional Cloak Room.



Seems like that'd get some hearings, wouldn't it?


It wasn't really a phone-tap in the Congressional Cloak Room.

The DoJ subpoenaed all calls from the press box. Many of those are made to Congressmen in the Cloak Room. The DoJ would have access to Congressmen's conversations with the press.

Which is still dicey, but not quite wiretapping the Congressional Cloak Room.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 09:23 PM (uhAkr)

849 3 U.N. peacekeepers kidnapped between Israel-Syria http://cbsn.ws/1082b5K

Maybe they can find the Red Line and follow...it...out. Oh, yeah. Never mind. I forgot it was nuanced out of existence.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 16, 2013 09:23 PM (fzFF6)

850 hey, where is "Tree of Liberty" "so thirsty" comment. Really belongs here

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:23 PM (nH8jP)

851 Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (nH8jP)

Ah, yes. USAF

Civilians in blue suits. ;-)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:23 PM (FVFk3)

852
819
Okay.. I am not gonna look thru 800 plus comments.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 16, 2013 09:16 PM (u25eL)


Slacker,

Posted by: Guido at May 16, 2013 09:23 PM (NQq8e)

853 Still not hearing much play about phone-tapping Congressional Cloak Room.

Seems like that'd get some hearings, wouldn't it?

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)


Apparently it was the phone records from the House Press Gallery. This means a listing of all the phone calls into and out of there, which would include calls from the GOP and Dem cloakrooms. By the sound of it, there was no actual listening in. Not that House members aren't PO'd that the phone records from the House were made available to the Obama Admin.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:24 PM (K+I6z)

854
This is an oldie but goodie.

Ordering Pizza in the Future, the future being in 2014.

http://tinyurl.com/6lvrah

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 09:24 PM (+z4pE)

855 The GOP fears the tea-party even more than the Democrats do, so they're not going to worry about the IRS targeting the tea-party.

The GOP does care about the IRS targeting the more moderate GOP types who donated to Romney.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:25 PM (QTHTd)

856 Use Bing and search "Atrocities Prevention Board". Add "Seattle Times" and you will get a stinging critique of this piece of window-dressing, published in the ST today. The Emerald City's info-walls are leaking.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 16, 2013 09:25 PM (qIFL7)

857 " Any liberal troll sissy-boy lurkers need help opening a jar or other things you sissy-boy liberals can't do on your own?"

Albie, I think surgery has sharpened your insightful commenting skilz.

Posted by: small town girl at May 16, 2013 09:25 PM (ofTuE)

858 just remember, as I tell my children, I used to use my intellect to deprive people of their liberty....OMG I sound like Holder

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:25 PM (nH8jP)

859 Some say a 850 comment thread is to long, but when you spend that time watching Heather Thomas in a bikini videos it seems to fly by.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2013 09:25 PM (Fz2C7)

860 I hope that FB picture isn't EC's wife!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 16, 2013 09:25 PM (l3vZN)

861 The Teflon preezy will not be harmed. That is all.

Even if someone in his admin tapped phones of his adoring press, he will not be blamed. He is a God.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (Vr4Mo)

862 Maud'dib, lots of great fishing in the Lake of the Woods, eh?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (K+I6z)

863 And where are the Republicans calling for the elimination of the IRS?


Posted by: Iblis

The only one I know of is Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (EAgmr)

864 Uggh, whenever I see "Heather Thomas" in here I keep glossing it "Helen Thomas".

And then I get images of bikinis

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (QTHTd)

865 Dick Trickle dead at 71. Best NASCAR name ever. Shot himself.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (hC80d)

866 The finalists are both good this year. Tell us who wins.
Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 16, 2013 09:18 PM (FXw5M)



I can tell you who loses.

Music.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:27 PM (GEICT)

867 Thank you Tami. That's what I want to know.. seems no one can get a date when this c**t was appointed. And by whom??? Surely not The Won??

Posted by: jewells45 at May 16, 2013 09:27 PM (u25eL)

868 Uggh, whenever I see "Heather Thomas" in here I keep glossing it "Helen Thomas".

And then I get images of bikinis

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (QTHTd)


If you haven't read last night's ONT, CAC's comment about Helen Thomas will make things much, much worse.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:28 PM (K+I6z)

869 Farce? Or fucking bullshit? IRS


Rip dick trickle awesome Sconnie guy

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 16, 2013 09:28 PM (HVff2)

870 You are all on my list. You get no medical treatment.

Posted by: MS. Ingram at May 16, 2013 09:28 PM (Zv1QB)

871 blacklist (disable JavaScript for) "minx.cc"

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:15 PM (Qxe/p)

That did the trick.
& thanks

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:28 PM (mETGQ)

872
President Arthur, indeed.

Would you like me to wash your dick for you, too, sir?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:29 PM (DlaLh)

873 So...You think Helen Thomas has an anal tattoo?

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:29 PM (MMC8r)

874
I don't know who this guy is but Hannity just played this clip:


While appearing Tuesday on KABC’S morning show, “McIntyre in the Morning,” veteran ABC News analyst Trey Hardin dropped a bombshell when he said he is convinced that the IRS scandal emanates from the West Wing of the White House.



Hardin states his case with “with a very strong sense of certainty,”
but does not offer any new information to support the claim:


“I will tell you this on the IRS front. I’ve worked in
this town for over 20 years in the White House and on Capitol Hill and I
can say with a very strong sense of certainty that there are people
very close to this president that not only knew what the IRS were doing
but authorized it.

It simply just does not happen at an agency level like that without
political advisers likely in the West Wing certainly connected to the
president’s ongoing campaign organization that didn’t know about it.”

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2013 09:29 PM (X6akg)

875 No thank you Arthur. I'm good. I'm not a fucking pussy like Preznit Prissypants.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 16, 2013 09:30 PM (u25eL)

876 >>862
Maud'dib, lots of great fishing in the Lake of the Woods, eh?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:26 PM (K+I6z)<<

Do you fish too?

I will be there again June 7. On a houseboat with 8 of my closest friends, for the 17th year in a row. Love it there. The late ice out should make for better big walleye fishing this year.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:30 PM (SCTXH)

877 2-1 Rangers, 14 seconds into the 3rd period.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:30 PM (K+I6z)

878 Ah, yes. USAF



Civilians in blue suits. ;-)

Posted by: Sean Bannion
-------

... or bermuda shorts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:31 PM (aDwsi)

879 I lurk: I missed most of the ONT, I was busy watching "Jack Reacher". Which was, meh, okay. Better than watching Doublemint Thomas Pr0nz, I admit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:31 PM (QTHTd)

880 Dick Trickle dead at 71. Best NASCAR name ever. Shot himself.

Posted by: USS Diversity

Maybe not such a good porn name though.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:31 PM (EAgmr)

881 Imagine all those disobedient employees the President has in the DOJ, IRS, and EPA disobeying him by doing what he told them to.

For shame! We must increase their budgets to deal with this problem! Also, a couple of flunkies have to be shifted around, make it look like they resigned.

/nuts

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (qyfb5)

882 I lurk: I missed most of the ONT, I was busy watching "Jack Reacher". Which was, meh, okay. Better than watching Doublemint Thomas Pr0nz, I admit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:31 PM (QTHTd)


If you need to go on a diet, look for CAC's comment. It came early in the thread.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (K+I6z)

883 873
So...You think Helen Thomas has an anal tattoo?

----------------------

Probably a barking spider...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (aDwsi)

884
Holy shit. The "up votes" are real time and look like the national debt clock

About 3,000 up votes in the past hour, so almost one per second.

Posted by: crisis du jour at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (J1eJz)

885 That did the trick.
& thanks

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 09:28 PM (mETGQ)


If you want to look like an unstoppable diety, add "utf8 characters", too:

http://tinyurl.com/bektlxx
I think it was RWS that added the ☠ character -- I'd been overlooking that one.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (Qxe/p)

886 None of the directors will respond to my calls :-(

Posted by: Leeki Gasche at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (QTHTd)

887 It simply just does not happen at an agency level like that without

political advisers likely in the West Wing certainly connected to the

president’s ongoing campaign organization that didn’t know about it.”

Posted by: Tami


Ah, Valerie.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:33 PM (EAgmr)

888 For shame! We must increase their budgets to deal with this problem!
Also, a couple of flunkies have to be shifted around, make it look like
they resigned.
------------------

And..., we must provide bonuses!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:33 PM (aDwsi)

889
Is it me, or is this thread getting a little gamey?


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (MBqvE)

890 Wow Tami. So.... does this thing blow wide open or lose steam over the weekend? Or.. better still.. do the pubes (any of them, I don't care) do jack fucking squat shit about this? Fuck.. I'm pissed beyond reason right now. Obama knows EVERYTHING.. yet remains unscathed. Christ on roller skates, I truly don't know how much more I can take.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (u25eL)

891 Good grief.

They've drug out Aretha.


She looks like a stunt double for one of giant aliens from Pacific Rim.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

892 About 3,000 up votes in the past hour, so almost one per second.

Posted by: crisis du jour at May 16, 2013 09:32 PM (J1eJz)


From the comments, that might be 1500 short.
Apparently ABC deleted the original comment.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (Qxe/p)

893 Do you fish too?

I will be there again June 7. On a houseboat with 8 of my closest friends, for the 17th year in a row. Love it there. The late ice out should make for better big walleye fishing this year.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:30 PM (SCTXH)


I don't fish often but I know Lake of the Woods has all sorts of fishing. I'm from Alberta and my dad got the taxidermist to do a number on the 7 pound, 2 ounce walleye my brother caught from the river, which was big for that area.


If you want an experience, go up to the Northwest Territories or northern Quebec.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (K+I6z)

894 I guess we can forget about the ammo panic winding down any time soon.

Bought 200 rounds of 223 from a friend today at $13/box, and consider myself fortunate.

Posted by: Rule #2 at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (eNk8l)

895 Lucky the choice wasn't between "impeach / don't-impeach / Ron Paul".

/yeah, I dislike online polls

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 09:35 PM (QTHTd)

896 2-2 in Boston.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:35 PM (K+I6z)

897 for all you mocking the AF, I'll drone a bitch!!

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:35 PM (nH8jP)

898 Let's see, Carter was President when I went to Boot Camp
And Brako was President when I retired.

Talk about two end caps for a career.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2013 09:36 PM (Z9VvT)

899 So.... does this thing blow wide open or lose steam over the weekend?

This has legs, very very long legs.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 09:38 PM (/gHaE)

900
the Bruins defense seems to be holding up okay

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:38 PM (+oin+)

901 Val Jar was at Harvard bitching about Citizens United and what they were gonna do about it and then a few weeks later an email was sent to the IRS on Feb 25, 2010 which kicked it all off. Either she or Schumer sent it. And it was redacted from the IG reports timeline, with no reason given.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:38 PM (nH8jP)

902 These next few years are going to be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 09:38 PM (jucos)

903 The JEF wants Obamascare to be his legacy. They know the polls and that this monstrosity is unpopular with the majority of the American public. That's why they need an enforcer. Nothing says enforcer like the fucking IRS.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:38 PM (EAgmr)

904
Sooo, Bronco Bama finally admitted he can't handle an umbrella and gives it to someone who can, eh?

A man's gotta know his limitations.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 09:39 PM (+z4pE)

Posted by: McGregor at May 16, 2013 09:39 PM (qo244)

906 By next year we'll all be like Venezuela. No toilet paper and shit out of luck.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:39 PM (EAgmr)

907 I am so glad mrs Pelosi wants everyone to focus on jobs now

Posted by: Tank at May 16, 2013 09:39 PM (JJ9EC)

908 Who here that expects boner, cant/wont or bitch dickconnell to do anything about please report to fema camp 33.

I now return you to your regular bitch/gripe/moan festival.

Posted by: GMB who has posted in ages at May 16, 2013 09:40 PM (kPe9l)

909 And why in the name of all that is good and holy, do public servants get bonuses ?

Posted by: Rule #2 at May 16, 2013 09:40 PM (eNk8l)

910 That IRS admin who presided over the Political Persecution Department made 177k a year and got 100k in bonuses over four years.

The IRS gave out 92 million in bonuses since 2008.

Yeah, we don't have a spending problem, we have a rape problem. Poor wallets can't get a break.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2013 09:41 PM (qyfb5)

911 meanwhile, on MSNBC All IN with Hayes, he is covering the collapse of a garment factory in Bangladesh and how its all Walmart's fault for buying the clothes they made

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:41 PM (nH8jP)

912 There probably wasn't anything interesting about those 2 1/2 days of missing Benghazi emails

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:41 PM (aDwsi)

913 Please Dear God , Let All of this Lead to the downfall of Hillary and Obama !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 16, 2013 09:41 PM (UWH2U)

914 Okay- I'm back from Mexican food. Seems like a lot of military and ex-military here. I wore Army green for 13 years, never in combat, being as how I was a doc. Actually didn't even take care of troops, being a Pediatrician. I tip my hat to those who put themselves in harm's way, and was happy to do my small part at supporting the troops' families. Salute to you all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (pxDth)

915
"Val Jar was at Harvard bitching about Citizens United and what they were gonna do about it and then a few weeks later an email was sent to the IRS on Feb 25, 2010 which kicked it all off."

Hmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (wsGWu)

916 910. Fine genuine chicken skin wallets

Posted by: Tank at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (JJ9EC)

917 Hayes is someone I'd like to beat with an umbrella. Just for laughs.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (EAgmr)

918 >>Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:34 PM (K+I6z)>>



Canadian, I knew it!

We catch am average of 1 8 pound walleye per guy, per year in LOTW. We put them all back (all meaning the big ones). My best fishing experience is when my youngest son caught a 9.8 lb walleye when he was 12. Let him go and had a replica made.


In NW Canada they have the huge pike and lake trout. My biggest pike was 45" from LOTW - catch and release. My biggest lake trout was only 5 lbs. I would love to go up there some time and get some of the really big lake trout.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (SCTXH)

919 Gettin kinda musty in here .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (TQOZk)

920 897 for all you mocking the AF, I'll drone a bitch!!

You'll be filing a motion to do so first.

And....motion denied.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:43 PM (FVFk3)

921 Fed employees are almost unfireable so the way to 'motivate' them is to offer them bonuses.

Of course, if they could get canned for other than political show, they might move their asses instead. For free.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:43 PM (MMC8r)

922
Apparently ABC deleted the original comment


ABC also said they needed further information about the original commenter in order to approve the comment.


No further information was requested from the Media Matters troll commenter, however.

Posted by: crisis du jour at May 16, 2013 09:44 PM (J1eJz)

923 Please Dear God , Let All of this Lead to the downfall of Hillary and Obama !!!!!!!!!!>>

Better yet them and the whole Federal Govt. Let the experiment of a true Republic be reborn.

Posted by: McGregor at May 16, 2013 09:44 PM (qo244)

924 for all you mocking the AF, I'll drone a bitch!!

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:35 PM (nH8jP)
Not if we turn off the air conditioners first. Or, maybe, disable the personal comfort adjustments to the seats.Just kidding. All "one team, one fight" at least until the budget battles resume.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 09:44 PM (uUsh9)

925 906 By next year we'll all be like Venezuela. No toilet paper and shit out of luck.


Start stocking up now .....more s#%t to hit the fan !!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 16, 2013 09:44 PM (UWH2U)

926 Let's see, Carter was President when I went to Boot Camp
And Brako was President when I retired.



I'll just sit over here and hold my manhood cheap.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 09:44 PM (z9HTb)

927 921 Fed employees are almost unfireable so the way to 'motivate' them is to offer them bonuses.

Posted by: zsasz at May 16, 2013 09:43 PM (MMC8r)


Yeah, they need to be real easy to fire. A little Fear of Poverty goes a long way, longer than Mandatory Bonuses Everyone Gets Because Fair.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2013 09:44 PM (qyfb5)

928 You could use a 5lb laker as bait to catch bait for a bigger one .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 09:45 PM (TQOZk)

929 we need a new thread. this one is heavy...so very very heavy

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:45 PM (nH8jP)

930 Salute right back to you Seamus! Taking care of military family member's children is huge in my eyes.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2013 09:46 PM (EAgmr)

931 You guys have been spoiled by the early ONTs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2013 09:46 PM (qyfb5)

932 920 897 for all you mocking the AF, I'll drone a bitch!!

You'll be filing a motion to do so first.

And....motion denied.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:43 PM (FVFk3)



Right after he gets done with that PowerPoint presentation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)

933 Maybe we can diffuse this whole IRS and Benghazi thing by putting some head-hunters on the ground in Libya to make a few"protestor" arrests. Never let an opportunity go to waste, Barack. Cause a little misdirection and give your buddies in the real press something they canback you on. Invasion is good, in a pinch.

Posted by: and irresolute at May 16, 2013 09:46 PM (DBH1h)

934 897 for all you mocking the AF, I'll drone a bitch!!

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:35 PM (nH8jP)


No love for Arc Light?


     ✈   ✈   ✈   ✈

✺✺✺✺✺✺

Posted by: ☠RWC☠ at May 16, 2013 09:47 PM (Wl/Ht)

935 In NW Canada they have the huge pike and lake trout. My biggest pike was 45" from LOTW - catch and release. My biggest lake trout was only 5 lbs. I would love to go up there some time and get some of the really big lake trout.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (SCTXH)
--------------------------------------------------------------
I LOVE Lake of the Woods! I have canoed that lake from the bottom (MN) to the top Kenora ONT. A little to big to really enjoy a canoe trip on. The BWCA is better.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 09:47 PM (jucos)

936 Ok.. that Power Point thing was on the money. Touche

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:47 PM (nH8jP)

937 I wore Army green for 13 years, never in combat, being as how I was a doc.
----------------

S'ok Doc. You guys took care of me when I needed it. Just strains and bruises, a nasty bout of mono, but you guys took care of things. Salute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:49 PM (aDwsi)

938 Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:42 PM (SCTXH)


If you golf, too, you really ought to get up to Yellowknife. Fish in Great Slave Lake and golf at the no-grass-anywhere municipal golf course. A couple years back a military jet coming in for a landing at the airport dropped an unarmed missile onto the driving range.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:49 PM (K+I6z)

939 there is nothing more important to a deployed military member than to know his family is being taken care of

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:50 PM (nH8jP)

940 The pathetic squishes at Hot Air gave benefit of doubt to Obama over the umbrella thing.

Posted by: rrpjr at May 16, 2013 09:50 PM (1LW8Y)

941 Why the hell are government employees getting bonuses? They get clearly outlined pay, pension, and health insurance benefits. If they need bonuses to do the jobs they're already being paid for they should be told to go work somewhere else.

These damn government employees need their leashes yanked hard.

And that's over and above the fact that they are using their positions to make political retribution on conservatives.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 16, 2013 09:50 PM (ppPM+)

942 Pre-ONT thread up.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 09:50 PM (K+I6z)

943 "I'll just sit over here and hold my manhood cheap."
Fluffy..
I remember saying "Damn, half way to twenty"
And then "At thirty, I have to retire"

Followed by "Where the F*ck did twenty years just go?"

Seamus....
Thank you, and yours for taking care of me and mine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2013 09:51 PM (Z9VvT)

944 NOOOOOOOOOOOD

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT)

945 939 there is nothing more important to a deployed military member than to know his family is being taken care of
Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 09:50 PM (nH8jP)

As an AF brat and on behalf of my Dad, I'll second that.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 16, 2013 09:53 PM (fzFF6)

946
knoodt

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 09:53 PM (8dspl)

947 Bea Arthur was a female Marine driver. --------Nice you had to tell us what sex she was

Posted by: Baldy at May 16, 2013 09:53 PM (tyDFN)

948 The 1040 long form for next year contains a Tea Party member bounty entry you can fill in for a substantial credit.

Form TP-666 has to filled out in detail if you are claiming a Tea Party member bounty credit.

Make sure you have all receipts for the body and that the proof of Tea Party membership of the credit unit is unambiguous.

Posted by: eman at May 16, 2013 09:53 PM (SXsuy)

949 >>Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 09:47 PM (jucos)<<



We go to BWCA every year too. We tend toward early summer when we can still get the lake trout. Bat Lake. Others that I can't remember.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2013 09:54 PM (SCTXH)

950 The missing emails were just questions asking what the difference is between Hillary's phone ringing a couple times and going to voice-mail, or instantly going to voice-mail.

Posted by: Up With People at May 16, 2013 09:54 PM (krveP)

951 Newd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 09:54 PM (+z4pE)

952 Yeah that "THING" isn't Butch

Posted by: Evilpens at May 16, 2013 09:57 PM (BcGYG)

953 "Official In Charge of Tax-Exempt Division During Scandal Now Head of ObamaCare Enforcement Division"

I almost expected to see the name Jamie Gorelick...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 16, 2013 10:05 PM (9+PGS)

954 what's scary is that earlier in her career, she was in charge of legal affairs for that unit.

http://www.irs.gov/uac/IRS-Announces-Appointment-of-Sarah-Hall-Ingram-as-Chief,-Appeals

Posted by: vivi at May 16, 2013 10:22 PM (ExXF6)

955
Ah, the use of wording. Earlier today, I think it was on Slate or Salon, the headline read something about the Tea Party Scandal. Note that, not the IRS Scandal, but the Tea Party Scandal. And of course, the columnist was pooh-poohing it. I've been reading the lib blogs today and more and more are justifying the targeting of conservatives wrt the IRS.

Their faux outrage is over with. They are now in cover-Obie's-ass mode.

Posted by: BubbaLou at May 16, 2013 10:37 PM (qKpun)

956 & ♧✠✪✪

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 16, 2013 10:39 PM (7cS5n)

957 Does this in any manner way shape or form scream out for a "RICO" prosecution of lawsuit?

Name Sarah as a key figure ... should be maybe 300 plus parties who would join in a civil suite on this matter ...

Posted by: _Jim at May 16, 2013 11:16 PM (ZgDkC)

958 RICO explained - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act

NOW vs PLAN (pro-life group) prosecuted under RICO statute, USSC decision allowing it:

http://www2.law.columbia.edu/faculty_franke/Civil%20Rights/NOW%20S.pdf

Posted by: _Jim at May 16, 2013 11:38 PM (ZgDkC)

959 Ace,

"Get In Their Faces: Was their a link between Obama's..." should be "was there a link..."

Love always

Posted by: Elizaboobs at May 17, 2013 12:20 AM (7Myr5)

960 Maybe a few folks in Washington mightget an inkling of what the Consent of the Governed actually means when the Taxed Enough Already party morphs into the Take Down The IRS party.

Posted by: Oops did we wake a sleeping giant??? at May 17, 2013 12:37 AM (x8Wor)

961 My God We are truly screwed if this is allowed to happen get a escape plan if you don't
have one

Posted by: Big Swinger at May 17, 2013 12:52 AM (OZtuG)

962 558
The ABC story with the first comment: "Obama needs to be impeached. Up vote now if you disagree"

The up votes are at 3224 and climbing. ABC deleted the comment then put it back up again.

10,054 and climbing

Posted by: bill-o at May 17, 2013 05:19 AM (AWwDY)

963
She not only got promoted, she got PROMOTED TO A DIVISION THAT WOULD NOT HAVE EXISTED HAD OBAMA LOST.

Posted by: Steve at May 17, 2013 05:22 AM (s9LaU)






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