Breaking: David (Who?) Sirota Suspected of Being a Douche

You will be excused for not knowing who this is. I didn't know who he is.

Apparently he's a left-wing radio host who styles himself the most petite bad-boy you'll ever know. He says words like "motherf***er" 'n stuff, because that's just how he rolls.

So yesterday he wrote an article in which he hoped and prayed the Boston Bomber would be a white man, and then wrote a long article about White Privilege. Incidentally, as you can see, he himself is paler than Anderson Cooper, but his name ends in a vowel so I guess he thinks he's a minority. (I don't know how else he would justify using his own White Privilege to gain a job and a platform, at the expense of a minority.)

I'm not going to link the article. Here's the gist:

As we now move into the official Political Aftermath period of the Boston bombing ó the period that will determine the long-term legislative fallout of the atrocity ó the dynamics of privilege will undoubtedly influence the nationís collective reaction to the attacks. Thatís because privilege tends to determine: 1) which groups are ó and are not ó collectively denigrated or targeted for the unlawful actions of individuals; and 2) how big and politically game-changing the overall reaction ends up being.

This has been most obvious in the context of recent mass shootings. In those awful episodes, a religious or ethnic minority group lacking such privilege would likely be collectively slandered and/or targeted with surveillance or profiling (or worse) if some of its individuals comprised most of the mass shooters. However, white male privilege means white men are not collectively denigrated/targeted for those shootings ó even though most come at the hands of white dudes.

Most? Whatev's.

I wouldn't link this -- he's a non-entity who says stupid things; dog bites man -- except there's a humor angle.

First of all, sometimes David Sirota looks like this:

This is his Thoughtful, Just Chillin' Pose, you know, just layin' on his elbow, just hangin' out, just thinkin' about life 'n stuff pose.

Sometimes he likes Pointing.


Coehagen... I'm coming after you.

Oft-times he wears Spiffy Shirts.

He really does like Pointing. That's why I call him Mr. Pointy.

sirotamrpointy.jpg
You, Sir, have been served.

But sometimes, when he's not Pointing, he looks like this: Bam!

The overbite on the lip gives the punch 125% Ultra Power. What, you guys never took Kara-Te? You're always supposed to do the overbite-lip thing. That's how you center your ki.

Anyway, @cuffymeh was noticing this dummy yesterday, and specifically enjoyed his Bam! pose, vowing, I think, to use it as punctuation for any well-made point.

This suggested a meme, in which the goal was to photograph oneself throwing a punch as if one had never before thrown an actual punch and if Punching was something that was sorta scary.

Some people joined in.


Why, I'll rap you with my old-timey mic-er-o-phone, I tells ya...
Bam!

Whoops: It was @cuffymeh who noticed the Bam! pose, though he called it the Boom! pose. @exjon then suggested the idea of #sirotaing pictures.

I have changed it to Bam! on the advice of my attorneys.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM



Comments

1 Looks like a metro

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 02:49 PM (53z96)

2 The unbearable whiteness of being.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 02:49 PM (QupBk)

3 I know a five year old that could kick his ass.

Not that there is anything wrong with being effeminate. And stoopid.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 02:49 PM (GGCsk)

4 The gheyest self-posted pics. Ever.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 02:49 PM (UZuc4)

5 This guy looks like he should be wrapped in electrical tape and found up Richard Gere's ass.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2013 02:50 PM (+x8q5)

6 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at April 17, 2013 02:50 PM (+iA5G)

7 Sorry for big-footing from the previous post:

Could it be that the announcement for the arraignment is to shake the snakes out of the tall grass, and CBS decides to be citizens of the world, ala Dan Rather?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 02:50 PM (kqqGm)

8 By the way, does he suffer from dwarfism or some little man's disease?

That is, besides his obvious mental handicap.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (GGCsk)

9 I bet he lives in a loft apartment in NYC.

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (53z96)

10 Gheyer than ghey...

Posted by: Max Wedge at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (ujrve)

11 I think he's really hawt.....

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (GQ72I)

12 He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (VjL9S)

13
Those photos look kinda faggy to me.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (1lQzY)

14 The overbite on the lip gives the punch 125% Ultra Power. What, you guys never took Kara-Te? You're always supposed to do the overbite-lip thing. That's how you center your ki.


I thought it was Xi (Chi)? If it is Ki, then he's a bigger bad-ass than I thought.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (UZuc4)

15 By the way, does he suffer from dwarfism or some little man's disease?

Do you mean short fingers and feet?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 02:51 PM (kqqGm)

16

all blue shirts, all the time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (XYSwB)

17 Add a Batman cape and a binky to that bottom picture and it makes a lot more sense. Davey has an active imagination...

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (GmTxn)

18
I'd do him and his boy friend.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (1lQzY)

19 White man overbite. A sue sign of badassery.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (6egmO)

20 A hundred bucks to the person that gets one of those pictures autographed with the word BAM! and his signature on it.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (GGCsk)

21

I detect a makeup wearer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (XYSwB)

22 What's with the pursing of his lips as if he is going to kiss you about?

Yeah, the photos look faggy.

Posted by: waldo at April 17, 2013 02:52 PM (y2XjR)

23
Except no self respecting gay guy would wear a shirt like that, would they???

Posted by: waldo at April 17, 2013 02:53 PM (y2XjR)

24

You just know he has an obama tattoo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 02:53 PM (XYSwB)

25 I bet he lives in a loft apartment in NYC

----

I bet he was a theater major.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 17, 2013 02:53 PM (GmTxn)

26 If you punch like that ( and actually hit something ) you'll probably break your wrist


your knuckles should be on the exact same level as your forearm, forming a level plane all the way from your elbow area to the knuckles.


good advice; free to you, you guys.....

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (Dll6b)

27
Striped shirts make your dick look longer.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (1lQzY)

28 OK, the link says he lives in CO. That is now the same as NYC.

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (53z96)

29 By the way, is that picture supposed to distract us from the bomb perp or is this one of those "Six Degrees of Separation" posts?

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (GGCsk)

30 Wonder Twin powers....activate!

Posted by: David Sirota, beyond ghey at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (UZuc4)

31 Bet he has a life coach.

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (IHJWO)

32 Thatís because privilege tends to determine: 1) which groups are ó and
are not ó collectively denigrated or targeted for the unlawful actions
of individuals


I'll bet this intergalactic doucherocket doesn't imagine this applies, say, to the group know as "gun-owners", and knee-jerk legislation in the aftermath of, say, a shooting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (nbX4o)

33 Oh he sucks cock and likes it.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (9221z)

34 so he hopes the bomber is a white American, like Bill Ayers?

Posted by: thefritz at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (lEKuQ)

35 Comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (lVPtV)

36 This post brought to you by Massengill(r) and that not-so-fresh time of the month.

Posted by: Andy at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (Tqy+k)

37 The. Captions. LMFAO.
Can.
Not.
Type.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (GGCsk)

38
My one desire for this week is to dropkick him in the junk.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 02:55 PM (+xmn4)

39 Is that Blue Steel or Le Tigre?

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (I8mbz)

40 "White privilege" is how kids whose parents have 2 PhDs justify saying Obama's kids deserve affirmative action but poor white trash from Mississippi don't.

So much privilege.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (+x+o6)

41 If by some miracle it is a teabagger it's time to launch drone strikes in the Deep South. It's only fair.

Posted by: David Sirota and teh white guilt at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (60GaT)

42 whoa...the douche is strong with this one.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (Y5I9o)

43 I've seen more manly lumps of cells on Helen Thomas's taint.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (tukUh)

44 100 pounds of douche in a 50 pound bag

Posted by: not sure if cliche' is right at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (+iA5G)

45 didn't Paul Stanley copyright that faggy pouty look in the 70s?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (K+mtQ)

46

Striped shirts make your dick look longer.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (1lQzY)



haha

So, plaid covers all bases?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (XYSwB)

47 what flavor is that lipgloss do you think?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (2up3Q)

48 That shirt in the second picture says 'mom bought this for me for Christmas; therefore, I must wear it.'

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (UZuc4)

49 Wow, that dude's whiter than *I* am!


Guy is almost white enough to be a Tea Partier!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (YYJjz)

50 Double douche

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2013 02:57 PM (f9c2L)

51 He's a real life Ben Stiller character

Posted by: Janetoo at April 17, 2013 02:57 PM (FUW1H)

52 ki or qi?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 17, 2013 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

53 By.Choice.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 02:57 PM (QupBk)

54 He gets all the noblesse and I'm stuck with the oblige.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 02:57 PM (+x+o6)

55 "Pacific Rim" has been rendered moot by David Sirota's ROCKET PUNCHES!!

Posted by: Croaker at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (leNBy)

56 Take that white privilege!

Posted by: David Sirota's Thought Bubble at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (G0QM1)

57 47what flavor is that lipgloss do you think?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (2up3Q)


Pink Privilege.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (+xmn4)

58 47

That depends. Someone get a copy of Tiger Beat and see which flavor Anderson Cooper said he likes best.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (GmTxn)

59 Magic Missile!! Magic Missile!! Magic Missile!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (5Hl3g)

60 didn't Paul Stanley copyright that faggy pouty look in the 70s?

Excaliber? Or was the Blue Fire?

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (QupBk)

61 Wait, don't tell me. He has fuchsia drapes in his house, loves Carrol Channing and keeps a habitrail with several small gerbils?

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (GGCsk)

62 Didn't we hear this crap from the Bleached Cotton Left last time there was an incident of some sort?


Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2013 02:58 PM (o+SC1)

63 He smells of vinegar and fail.

Posted by: Andy at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (NpxRm)

64 ki or qi?


I always see it written as "chi".

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)

65 I see a wedding band. Is he married to an actual woman? Or is he teh ghey?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (lVPtV)

66 The overbite is just him compensating since the photographer said to leave his pillow out of the shot.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (wrS2o)

67 he's awfully white

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (VChwo)

68 Stop this,Ace! I do not have time!

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (baL2B)

69 Nick Searcy's pic is excellent.

Also the baby.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 17, 2013 02:59 PM (nbX4o)

70 Hey I have seen Carol Channing at a show in Reno. I liked her.

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (53z96)

71 I don't even understand the point he is trying to make. Is it that if it is a white dude people will not then go out and hassle all white dudes, whereas if it is a Middle Eastern type suddenly we will have a wave of violence against all the poor pecan skinned people in this country?


Did he watch Blue Bloods a couple weeks ago? Sounds like he took their script to heart.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (RZ8pf)

72 NOW we begin to understand why the pussies on the Left don't want anyone to be allowed to have guns.

Who needs guns when your side has a lethal weapon like Ms. Sirota?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (ADnWI)

73 Damn, and we thought WE were gay....

Posted by: London Boys at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (ggRof)

74 That last picture is very dynamic. I can almost feel the movement.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (+xmn4)

75 His middle name is Louise.

Posted by: ALH at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (yAPdC)

76

So the best way to describe the suspect is SPLUNGE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (tqLft)

77 CNN is doing the greatest moonwalk since Michael Jackson.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (deaac)

78 That guy's white enough to be an MSNBC host!

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (+x+o6)

79 *FELCH*

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (+iA5G)

80 This guy faps to Channing Tatum movies.

You just know he does.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (tukUh)

81
He'll parley this into a seven figure HBO deal.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Jaws at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (4I3Uo)

82 My God, that Siroting thing is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Everyone click through to twitchy...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (uvaJ1)

83 there was a famous cantor named Gershon Sirota before WW2. I hate to find out that guys like me are like him.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (bJm7W)

84 Cranky faggot.

Posted by: Attila at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (Cs2tJ)

85 Definitely the last person to be chosen for sports teams; other than water sports, of course...

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (HL/Lt)

86 He also has "vegetarian" in his Twitter bio.

Like it's his religion.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (+x+o6)

87 OMG, you guys are so fucking funny today. I'm laughing out loud at work here and everybody wanted to see what I was laughing about.......now they're all laughing and one guy wanted to know if he bleeds once a month. Ah shit, good times.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (9U1OG)

88 Monsieur Pointy en bleu, s'il vous plait.

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (jm/9g)

89
Root causes 'n shit.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (vyPsz)

90 No, sucking in you face cheeks doesn't make your ass cheeks look less doughy.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (R18D0)

91 Is he wearing lip gloss in that first picture? *SHUDDER*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (4df7R)

92 He has a wedding ring. I almost feel sorry for whomever it is, male or female.

Posted by: logprof at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (+iA5G)

93 Sirota's got this Anderson Cooper thing going for him. Minus the Manhattan-aristocracy upbringing. And minus the good job.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (UZuc4)

94 Punching down Ace.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (e/jAV)

95 >First of all, sometimes David Sirota looks like this:


He looks like a person not unaccustomed to having balls on his chin.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (8sCoq)

96 Someone should tell him the lightblue plaid shirt isn't working for him.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (nqBYe)

97 64
ki or qi?
I always see it written as "chi".


He is a practitioner of the Swedish martial arts. Their punches and kicks are accompanied by a loud Aye-Ki-Ah!

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (YXmuI)

98 I work with guys all the time who wear shirts like that. It's a nice shirt, it's not the shirt's fault a dirtbag chose to wear it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (RZ8pf)

99 David Sirota's kayrawti punch= SMOD of the Left

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (YYJjz)

100 85 Definitely the last person to be chosen for sports teams; other than water sports, of course...
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (HL/Lt)


ISWYDT. And Adolph approves of der wassersport! Ask Eva!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (tqLft)

101 Twitter has been comedy gold for the past day or so.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (5H6zj)

102 He's married, to a woman? For reelz, he looks like a reject from Anderson's dating pool.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (kXoT0)

103
47
what flavor is that lipgloss do you think?





Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 02:56 PM (2up3Q)


100 Quatloos on Strawberry

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (9221z)

104 I'm a karate man, I bleed on the inside.

Posted by: Bobby "David Sirota" Valentine at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (Mv/2X)

105 70 Hey I have seen Carol Channing at a show in Reno. I liked her.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (IHJWO)

106 As we now move into the official Political Aftermath period of the Boston bombing ó the period that will determine the long-term legislative fallout of the atrocity ó the dynamics of privilege will undoubtedly influence the nationís collective reaction to the attacks.

So, isn't Sirota telling us here WHY the Left immediately starts blaming conservative white people before there's a single shred of evidence? It's almost like they're trying to set a....Narrative, or something.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (MMC8r)

107

LOL.

I can't tell if he got his ass kicked one-too-many times in high school, or not enough.

Posted by: dan-O at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (bdKBD)

108 We used to make fun of the kids who claimed they had rocket powered bicycles. Now they give them radio shows?

Posted by: Ken in NH at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (N9thc)

109 Drudge is still supporting they have "identified" a suspect. So the way I see it, they probably thought they had him surrounded in his apartment but he is on the lamb.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (jE38p)

110 We learn kara-te so that we never have to use kara-te.

Pointy McToughguy is a poseur.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (7ObY1)

111 Trending on Twitter:

No arrest

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (8sCoq)

112 31
Bet he has a life coach.




My loony s-i-l probably.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (lVPtV)

113 Seriously though, who reads shit written by some nobody that is obviously not very smart, interesting, astute or even logical? Never mind he's a wimp.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (GGCsk)

114 1-800-YT-GUILT

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (uhftQ)

115 Iowahawk's Twitter video of the kung fu fail is hilarious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (tqLft)

116 Oh and of course this guy is a typical liberal douche

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (jE38p)

117 "So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right, White America?"

Posted by: BuddyPC at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (jfUIE)

118 " a young man" dropped a Black bag down.


Sexist MFer's, he might be transgendered!

Posted by: Madcow at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (wR+pz)

119 He sure has a purty mouth.

Posted by: Dinah Lord at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (46UXb)

120 >hey probably thought they had him surrounded in his apartment but he is on the lamb.



and the lamb is not happy about it

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (8sCoq)

121 There's nothing more potent than white privilege with peach flavored lip gloss.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (UzPAd)

122 However, white male privilege means white men are not collectively
denigrated/targeted for those shootings ó even though most come at the
hands of white dudes.


Mass shootings, maybe.

All shootings, no.

Posted by: Phinn at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (oFH2D)

123 I like the dog siroting, well the baby too.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (RZ8pf)

124 He has expressive wrists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (lVPtV)

125 86He also has "vegetarian" in his Twitter bio.Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (+x+o6)

It's all starting to make sense. You can't be truly beta until you've become a vegetarian. I suspect vegan will give more smarm-cred, so that is around the corner.

Guaran-fuckin-tee he gets manicures.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (+xmn4)

126 A claw hand would also be intimidating, David. Try that... that's it! Paw the camera! Grrr!

Posted by: David Sirota's personal photographer at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (R18D0)

127 BTW police are saying no arrest has been made in the Boston bombing. Initial news reports were false.

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (53z96)

128 Regarding the photos, Lordy, men, when posing for photos should not do contrived affectations with their lips. EVER!

If I didn't know better I would think these photos were taken from some kind of SNL skit.

This douche makes those emo occupy dolts look intelligent.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (pyxdm)

129 I'm trying to figure out what he's spelling.

It is a YMCA thing, isn't it?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (+x+o6)

130 The Action! package at Glamour Shots is totally worth the $89.99, plus you can write it off as a business expense if you use the pictures to promote any activities related to your racial grievance business.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (+lsX1)

131 He's a Viking receiver.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (9221z)

132 He's got pretty green eyes and a tight butt.

Have him call me.

Posted by: Barney at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (wR+pz)

133 does anyone else think of Zoolander looking at these pictures?

Posted by: khelek at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (RQU/Y)

134 Suspected hell ... tried and convicted as far as I'm concerned

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (8/DeP)

135 What I wouldn't pay to see the epic slapfight between this dude and that real he-man Cwissy Matthews.

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (dt38j)

136

If Matt Lauer and Anderson Cooper had a son...

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (Y4TdB)

137 I love his cute little pouty duckface pics. That would ordinarily mean, judging from Facebook camwhores, that he has some familiarity with puckering up around a cock. And my cock is part of the terrible secret of space.

Posted by: Mark Kelly, Space Ranger at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (jCQ+I)

138 This guy faps to Channing Tatum movies. You just know he does.
Posted by: Mr Pink at April 17, 2013 03:00 PM (tukUh)


I suspect he faps to Justin Bieber pinups.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (4df7R)

139 This guys wife is my Saturday night booty call.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (tukUh)

140 Twitterers are having a party, gangbanging CNN right now.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (aAl7Y)

141 looks like a bulimic metro ... look at those guns ... .22 cal at best ...

Posted by: JeffC at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (A3tpD)

142
133
does anyone else think of Zoolander looking at these pictures?

Posted by: khelek at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (RQU/Y)


Needs more hair gel....and hair.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (9221z)

143 Smell my finger.

Posted by: David Bendova at April 17, 2013 03:05 PM (yn6XZ)

144 @nkingofdc: The situation on CNN has now become very fluid.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (8sCoq)

145 133
does anyone else think of Zoolander looking at these pictures?




Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (lVPtV)

146
Can someone with P-shop or mad photo editing skilz doctor this up appropriately?
http://tinyurl.com/bwleyyv

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (Yhu4q)

147 Does he 'luffa'

I'll bet he has a Luffa or 2


Posted by: jakeinidaho at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (q+zA9)

148 on the other hand the last two guys I worked with who had that blue striped shirt were total assholes, so maybe it is the shirt...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (RZ8pf)

149 Left-wing radio host? And how'd did Air America turn out?

Then again Stu Smalley is the appartchik from Minnesota.

Oh joy. This blue-man douche could become an elected official.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (tqLft)

150 Gawd, David, stop trying to make Lip Smackers For Men happen.

Posted by: Regina George at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (GmTxn)

151 does anyone else think of Zoolander looking at these pictures?



Posted by: khelek at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (RQU/Y)

Needs more hair gel....and hair.



And brains.

Posted by: HeatherRadishô needs a beer at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (/kI1Q)

152 does anyone else think of Zoolander looking at these pictures?

Posted by: khelek

BINGO!

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (R18D0)

153 @120 - You owe me a new keyboard.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (ADnWI)

154 Boston Police announce no arrest has been made.

WSJ took down arrest banner.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (GGCsk)

155 Went back and read the main post again: Still funny. Maybe even funnier.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (VjL9S)

156 I'm sure he thinks he looks so cool in those photos.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (1Jaio)

157 "34 so he hopes the bomber is a white American, like Bill Ayers?
Posted by: thefritz"

Hell, they'd probably make the bomber a professor at a prestigious university in a couple years.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (pyxdm)

158 Would not hit it.

Too ghey.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (+x+o6)

159 @135
Pfffft. Watta coupla wimps. Not real down with the streets like me.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (YXmuI)

160
In his 'pointing' pictures, it looks like he's got a mouth full of man juice.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 17, 2013 03:06 PM (eyJh9)

161 I thought only teen aged girls did that duck face when having their photo taken

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (Yhu4q)

162 Lives in the Denver area. Columns appear in Denver Post and Co Springs Gazette. Sometimes debates KOA host Mike Rosen. Not sure if he believes his own shit, but he appears to be to the left of Obama.

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (eYx/w)

163 I bet he exfoliates.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (GGCsk)

164 Someone tried to make fun of his handbag once. Once.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (uvaJ1)

165
"I'm calling you out, white man."

BAM!



Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (39q3n)

166
White man's lipbite too.


(now that I think of it, I bet he is the bomber)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (mKNJE)

167 Why am I reminded of the "guy" who dressed himself up astehSci-Fi babes a couple of months back?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (+z4pE)

168 Drudge is still supporting they have "identified" a suspect. So the way I see it, they probably thought they had him surrounded in his apartment but he is on the lamb.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 03:02 PM (jE38p)


I saw what you did there. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (29+x5)

169 Note that these are photos he selected for use.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (sBUAE)

170 That last pic... is he threatening to hit his microphone? Why? Did the microphone talk back to him? Shouldn't he be threatening his headphones?

Hey, dickhead! The voices are coming from the HEADPHONES, you asshat! YOU talk into the microphone.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (4df7R)

171 Personification of a hipster douchebag, sans the eyewear.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (aAl7Y)

172 A bit metro...bet he's an avid cyclist too.


Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (jvd3N)

173 Men who wear lip gloss turn me off.

Posted by: mare at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (A98Xu)

174 Muh-muh-My Sirota!!! A classic, Ace.

Posted by: Mr. Whipple. at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (oZ8xI)

175 The best of the link, from Iowa Hawk


http://tinyurl.com/d8oc9nm

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (wR+pz)

176 Here's a video of D-Bag dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg

Posted by: Richard Steel at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (SUlmX)

177 He looks suspiciously white to me.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (LyF0H)

178 I'm that swarthy Mediterranean Sicilian kinda white.

This dude is like Goth white...but doesn't need the makeup. Some grotesque piercings would help distract from his whiteness.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (/gHaE)

179 Posted by: willow at April 17, 2013 03:01 PM (nqBYe)
__
No man over the age of eight should have a shirt like that in their closet.

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (jm/9g)

180 If it turns out the guy was middle eastern on an expired visa, will he go #WhatFDRwouldhavedone and demand camps and hangings?

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (uRbX6)

181
"Let's discuss root causes."

BAM!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (BUcLz)

182 136

If Matt Lauer and Anderson Cooper had a son...

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:04 PM (Y4TdB)


It would look like Sting. Or the white-haired dude who got the shit kicked out of him in "Fight Club."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (tqLft)

183 Yep its threads like this that made Breitbart love us.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (9221z)

184 is he wearing make up?

HeatherRadish - definitely thought of Zoolander!

Posted by: tati at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (vOsXI)

185 NBC 5 D/FW reporting Hazmat crew has been requested for Sen. Cornyn's Dallas office due to a suspicious substance.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (GFM2b)

186 I bet he exfoliates.

Don't you mean expectorates? Only bet what you can afford to lose.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (uvaJ1)

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (YXmuI)

188 Give-em Blue Steel, Zoo-rota

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (dt38j)

189 link to live feed?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (UypUQ)

190 173 Men who wear lip gloss turn me off.

Posted by: mare at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (A98Xu)


Lip gloss? Oh, THAT's what that is...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (tqLft)

191 I think I saw this guy in an off-off Broadway production of "Angels in America." Or "La Cage Aux Folles." Not sure which.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (LyF0H)

192
He screams the loudest on rollercoasters. I know it.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (+xmn4)

193 #149: blue-man douche

Ha!

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (+x+o6)

194 >I have changed it to Bam! on the advice of my attorneys.<

Emeril lawyers just called. They want his trademark "BAM!" back.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (GGCsk)

195 If the pics I'm seeing on FB are current, then something big, as in requiring a gazillion members of LEO, is happening at the courthouse.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (ZshNr)

196 Been busy actually doing something like work last two days. Don't have time for douche-pointers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (4Mv1T)

197 Bam! pose?

looks more like the-Wham! pose.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (r2PLg)

198 Why are liberals such douches?

Pulling from Zoolander:

1) They were gasoline fighting!!!!

2) It's only one look!!!!

Screw you Ballstein!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (tVTLU)

199 I'd help exfoliate him...with a belt sander.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (/gHaE)

200 Does this guy have an audience besides Cat Piss?

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (XbwR1)

201 193 #149: blue-man douche

Ha!
Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:09 PM (+x+o6)


Wow. I meant to capitalize that, but glad you got that!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (tqLft)

202 David, let's see what it looks like without your shirt. Here, I'll take off mine if you'll feel more comfortable... Oops! I spilled you Lip Smackers all over my boxers! Can you give me a hand? *bites lip*

Posted by: David Sirota's personal photographer at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (R18D0)

203 What kinda zeta male, torpor-bottom, hipster douche do you have to be to listen to his radio show?

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (VjL9S)

204 Oh no. The dude has a manicure.

Posted by: Lemming at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (GGCsk)

205
If the scrawny pasty white guy is so outraged about white privilege why doesn't he quit and give his job to a minority along with all of his possessions? Oh that's right, he's a libturd hypocrite

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (1Jaio)

206
"On my radio show, I'll get right in people's faces; I don't care."

BAM!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (052zE)

207 178...Some grotesque piercings would help distract from his whiteness.

So would a couple of black eyes...and some bruises about the mouth.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2013 03:10 PM (T1BD9)

208 Breaking on CNN: White male David Sirota has been arrested.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (BVkEs)

209 The Lamb is quoted as saying:
"It was the other way, bitch!"

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (9221z)

210 Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:03 PM (8sCoq)

That's what the leftists want, in lieu of an "angry white guy Tea Partier". Because as long as there is no arrest that isn't an "angry white Tea Partier", they can speculate ad nauseum, ad inifinitum , convincing themselves that's who it was.

Posted by: CountrySngr@gmail.com at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (L8r/r)

211 The discrepancy he talks about has nothing to do with white privilege. It has to do with an antique concept unknown to modern leftists --- reality.

The average, non-political person is not inclined to impute violence by, say, an environmentalist or a pro-lifer to the group as a whole for two reasons. One is that such acts today are quite unusual. The other is that the wider group is loud in its denunciations of these acts and actively discourages them.

When a group as a whole gives overt or implicit support to the violence, when many give cover and aid to the perps, the average Joe is more inclined to look suspiciously on the group as a whole. Londoners in the 60's and 70's, for example, were rather suspicious of Irish Catholics in general ---and for good reason.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (C8mVl)

212 I remember him from the infamous hipster slap-fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (lVPtV)

213 He's breakdance fighting!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (BrQrN)

214 Powder is lecturing us about white privilege.

Irony abounds.


Fuck you and your white privilege. If you were born after 1970 it's been the other way around so go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (tVTLU)

215 I don't care how much he points it at me. I refuse to sniff that finger.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (LyF0H)

216 The ghey is strong in this one


Posted by: Liberace at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (q+zA9)

217 I'd like to see him dance with Krugman

Posted by: Body Builder at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (DrC22)

218 He makes me want to kick him in the Sirotum.

Posted by: mark c at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (vON+Y)

219 "I know fucking karate." - Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (UZuc4)

220 He just needs some "smart girl" glasses.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (9221z)

221 It's really amazing how much that guy looks like Dennis from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The posing just solidifies the concept for me.

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (sBegS)

222 A bit metro...bet he's an avid cyclist too.
Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 03:07 PM (jvd3N)



He probably wears those really tight Spandex bike shorts, because he thinks they make his ass look great. Can you imagine driving up behind that? It'd be like staring at a black handbag stuffed with two blubbery baby seals trying to swallow the bike seat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (4df7R)

223 "I'm punching you Dad! I swear I'm punching you Dad!"

Posted by: Please notice me Dad oh God at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (leNBy)

224 bad day for CNN- Twitter has a fan belt in CNN's mouth, bent over the hood, goin ta town

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (8sCoq)

225 This Sirota drama queen clown looks like he could pass for the Riddler.


Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (Q1DS+)

226 If the scrawny pasty white guy is so outraged about white privilege why
doesn't he quit and give his job to a minority along with all of his
possessions?


Serf, please!

Posted by: HeatherRadishô needs a beer at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (/kI1Q)

227 looks more like the-Wham! pose.

He uses it in the men's room at highway rest stops.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (LyF0H)

228 I bet he holds his wife's purse while she's shopping.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (+xmn4)

229
ĀŰ Who is the man that would risk his life for brother man? ♫
White Shaft
He's a baaad mutha-
Hush yo mouth
..but I'm talkin 'bout White Shaft

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (Yhu4q)

230 215
I don't care how much he points it at me. I refuse to sniff that finger.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:11 PM (LyF0H)

or pull it

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (FIDMq)

231
"When writing pieces for the internet, I'm not afraid to stand up to anyone."

BAM!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (LPRBM)

232 SOMETHING is up. 20 homeland security cars just pulled up to court house.

I think where there is smoke there is fire.

They even chased the media off the street.

They must have him.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (wR+pz)

233 Is Sirota actually a guy???


And Philadelphia Collins, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Why are you ashamed of your gut, everybody's got a fucking gut...

Best. Blog. Ever.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (tVTLU)

234 Rumor that Brigham and Women's Hospital being evac'd. Only source social media, so possibly completely made up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

235 224 bad day for CNN- Twitter has a fan belt in CNN's mouth, bent over the hood, goin ta town
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:12 PM (8sCoq)


What an expression! Must steal it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (tqLft)

236 Fellow hipsters tremble at the power of his finger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (lVPtV)

237 From WCVB live updates: "A witness tells Kelley Tuthill there was a bomb threat to the building [courthouse]."

Posted by: 80sBaby at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (YjDyJ)

238 I stay clean-shaven so they'll pass me around as a pleasure boy at the local mosques.

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (ggRof)

239 O/T but they are evacuating Moakley Federal Court! Bomb squad on scene.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (z4WKX)

240

David Sirota: the boy who put the EMO in DEMOcrat.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (kbG1i)

241 If I had a son, he'd look like Tariq al-Backpacki

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (0It32)

242 He truly is the Chris Angel of talk show hosts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (5Hl3g)

243 "As we now move into the official Political Aftermath period of the Boston bombing "

So this "official Political Aftermath period" the douche talks about. Is this from some law congress passed that I'm not aware of, or is it one of those Obama executive orders?
'Cause it's Official, ya know.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (pyxdm)

244 When a group as a whole gives overt or implicit support to the violence, when many give cover and aid to the perps, the average Joe is more inclined to look suspiciously on the group as a whole. Londoners in the 60's and 70's, for example, were rather suspicious of Irish Catholics in general ---and for good reason.


ELF & ALF?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (GFM2b)

245 Richard Simmons thinks he looks fruity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (1Jaio)

246 This dude actually brought hope to the horizon for me.


In a sort of "I don't have to out run the bear, I only have to out run you.", way.

Posted by: nip at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (lGVXf)

247
Coming to you live from the Interstate Truckstop,last stall on the left - BAM!

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (4GwGo)

248 "On my radio show, I'll get right in people's faces; I don't care."

Wow. Takes talent to get in people's faces OVER THE RADIO.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (4df7R)

249 I eat hummus, whitey!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (R18D0)

250 You know that stupid fucker selling gold for Roseland Capital must not know gold went down 10% in the last two days.

I guess they buy these ads ahead of time.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (wR+pz)

251 Archer would call him "trout-shouldered".

Posted by: pjr at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (snlxy)

252 erg trembles with desire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (lVPtV)

253 233 BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Why are you ashamed of your gut, everybody's got a fucking gut...

Best. Blog. Ever.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:13 PM (tVTLU)


Russian gals I used to work with call the gut a "puzo." A buddy used to call it a "bay window."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (tqLft)

254 I bet he jumps on a chair when he sees a mouse.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (+xmn4)

255 Bomb squad entering courthouse.
I had feeling AQ is trying to pull off something worse than 9/11/2001.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (z4WKX)

256 David Sirota's personal profile: Likes poetry, long walks on the beach, cuddling, and taking it up the ass.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (BVkEs)

257 Reporters storming the court house, now acting like the terrorists ... looks like they've gone all Lord of the Flies (again). Swine.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (8/DeP)

258 Long distance - IN YOUR FACE!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (R18D0)

259 @5 BiBR

Considering how easily David shoves his head up his own ass, I suspect he would not even need lube, he certainly wound not want to be taped up as how would his hands be free to make it as special as possible for Mr. Gere.

Posted by: Penfold at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (Fbt5B)

260 The last photo he's demonstrating that there isn't a gay in him.

Posted by: Whatev at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (A7Wh1)

261
>>I bet he holds his wife's purse while she's shopping.
You spelled penis wrong

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (Yhu4q)

262

"My eyebrows are trimmed for combat."

BAM!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (+oin+)

263 CNN

[b[Confirmation Not Necessary

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (8sCoq)

264 He looks pretty butch to me!

Posted by: Barack Hussein "The Twink" Obama at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (ggRof)

265 Guarantee thatduring every one of hisshows,this guy uses some variation of "we'll settle this in the streets!"

Posted by: Croaker at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (leNBy)

266 248 "On my radio show, I'll get right in people's faces; I don't care."

Wow. Takes talent to get in people's faces OVER THE RADIO.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (4df7R)


I thought he said get in other people's "feces."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:16 PM (tqLft)

267 I am about a half mile from the federal courthouse in Boston and there is a helicopter hovering nearby, have heard it for about a half hour

Posted by: Goldilocks at April 17, 2013 03:16 PM (muhHl)

268 256 David Sirota's personal profile: Likes poetry, long walks on the beach, cuddling, and taking it up the ass.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 17, 2013 03:15 PM (BVkEs)

You left out swallowing!

Posted by: Dave Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:16 PM (wR+pz)

269 Looks like he enjoys anal irrigation too.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:16 PM (9221z)

270 does anyone else think of Zoolander looking at these pictures? Posted by: khelek
***

Zoolander was smarter.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 03:16 PM (uhftQ)

271 He has a point about white privilege for white bombers... Bill Ayers and the Doorn (sp?) broad come to mind.

Posted by: honkyinthetrees at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (CoCyl)

272 Pina Colada Lip Smackers - BAM!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (R18D0)

273 267
I am about a half mile from the federal courthouse in Boston and there
is a helicopter hovering nearby, have heard it for about a half hour




Is it black?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (lVPtV)

274 This David freak used to be on a radio station in Denver. Maybe still there. He got moved from 630 KHOW I believe. Nasty bastard lefty.

Posted by: Ronster at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (4PYOi)

275
I wonder what his favorite show is on Lifetime.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (+xmn4)

276 I know I am kinda sick, but it's funny that there is a bomb scare at the Boston Court House.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (jE38p)

277 If that IS a wedding ring on The Great White Dope's finger, I have to believe his wife is as real as Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (4df7R)

278 Ladies, you can finally throw out your Giant Shaun posters!!
( you too, ewok)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (5Hl3g)

279

So, I gotta take the subway around 5:30PM today. Do I brink my gas mask and flak jacket?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (tqLft)

280 erg saw the Sirota shots, and now erg's toaster is jealous.

Posted by: George LeS at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (C4s3i)

281
THE POWER BOTTOM HOUR

with David Sirota -'BAM!'

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (4GwGo)

282 It's officially a bomb threat at Courthouse, I know I'm O/T. Sorry to divert thread.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (z4WKX)

283 Where the hell is Empire of Jeff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (lVPtV)

284 28 OK, the link says he lives in CO.
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 02:54 PM (53z96)

Influx of his sort would explain CO's leftist turn.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (Su0W2)

285 Pretty sure I've had more luck with women than this guy.

Posted by: Rajesh Koothrapali at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (GmTxn)

286 JJ:

Russian gals are the best. But only fuck them from behind with your back against the wall.

Or it's a missing kidney and bathtub of ice for you!!!

hahahahaha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (tVTLU)

287 Sirota looks like a Belieber

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (8/DeP)

288 FNC blaming the arrest/no arrest mixup on.... law enforcement

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (8sCoq)

289 My lips are lubed - are you ready, dudes? BAM!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (R18D0)

290 It is Official, per Howie Carr Show - Bomb threat at Federal Courthouse in Boston...

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (opS9C)

291 I know what we're all thinking, Sirota is so rapable....

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (tVTLU)

292 274 This David freak used to be on a radio station in Denver. Maybe still there. He got moved from 630 KHOW I believe. Nasty bastard lefty.
Posted by: Ronster at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (4PYOi)



Probably flosses his teeth with Randi Rhodes' piss flaps.

(she of the fake right-wing mugger incident)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (tqLft)

293 Come on. Are you guys telling me this dude doesn't look like the final arbiter of all that is moral, serious and noble?

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (LyF0H)

294
285
Pretty sure I've had more luck with women than this guy.

Posted by: Rajesh Koothrapali at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (GmTxn)

So has Richard Simmons.

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (9221z)

295 Get to the choppa!

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (XbwR1)

296 I wonder what his favorite show is on Lifetime.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (+xmn4)



I'm sure he watches a lot of Bravo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (1Jaio)

297 Wow. There's ultra-flaming gay.... and then there's Sirota-Flaming Gay!

Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (ntNJz)

298 So, I gotta take the subway around 5:30PM today. Do I brink my gas mask and flak jacket?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (tqLft)


How about we both just go back to Fiddlesticks and ogle the waitresses.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (+xmn4)

299 Ladies, if you see a white trash can, shoot it with your shotgun.

Posted by: Joe "Special Ed" Biden at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (ggRof)

300 My favorite song!


http://tinyurl.com/5ttjw5

Posted by: Dave Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (wR+pz)

301 seems like he wants to be zoolander.

Posted by: dantealiegri at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (+SeEG)

302
Ok.
Which one of you took my Cherry Carmex?

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (4GwGo)

303 The wife got a new strap-on - BAM!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (R18D0)

304 In fact, I'm damn sure that's the Riddler.

I'll put a task force on him.


Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (Q1DS+)

305 Security officials clear Boston courthouse -- order court staff, attorneys, media to leave -- Reuters witness #breakingó Reuters US News (@ReutersUS) April 17, 2013

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (opS9C)

306 Black panthas, stand tall!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (RMg6O)

307
Does Sirota rhyme with scrotum?

Or would that be more of a haiku?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (mKNJE)

308 278 Ladies, you can finally throw out your Giant Shaun posters!!
( you too, ewok)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (5Hl3g)

*****

LOL!

Where the hell does Maet find that stuff?

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (r2PLg)

309 It's officially a bomb threat at Courthouse, I know I'm O/T. Sorry to divert thread.
Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (z4WKX)


Any comment over 100, no apology is needed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (jE38p)

310 Sirota looks like a Belieber

I think you meant "licks like."

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (LyF0H)

311 The short sleeved shirt is not a good look for him. It looks like an 8 year old girl could snap his arms like twigs. He really needs to hit the gym.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (pyxdm)

312 WTH is that thing in the pictures?

Posted by: backhoe at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (ULH4o)

313 Come you guys!

He's got a point. All my Korean friends are still in the camps that the Government sent them to after the VA Tech. Shooting.

Wait. Hyotay Lee just called to tell me that wasn't right; they've just been stripped of 2nd Amendment Rights as a group.

Or something.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (WVMUQ)

314 ".... the official Political Aftermath period of the Boston bombing ó the period that will determine the long-term legislative fallout of the atrocity ó"

Leftists always think instrumentally. ("The point is not to understand the world but to change it.") He ASSUMES there must be "legislative fallout." Events have no meaning, not even existence, outside of their utility to the Movement.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (C8mVl)

315 286 JJ:

Russian gals are the best. But only fuck them from behind with your back against the wall.

Or it's a missing kidney and bathtub of ice for you!!!

hahahahaha.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (tVTLU)


I hear you. But these two were ex-Soviet Juice...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (tqLft)

316 >>>>
The last photo he's demonstrating that there isn't a gay in him.<<<

At the moment. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, sailor!

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (UzPAd)

317 Sirota - inventor of the ironic fist.

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (VndSC)

318 Civil War = White Privilege

Frontier Life = White Privilege

Angela's Ashes = White Privilege

WV Coal Miners = White Privilege

Great Depression = White Privilege

Farmers = White Privilege

D-Day = White Privilege

Democracy = White Privilege

Airplanes = White Privilege

Oh, the list is endless.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

319 This guy looks alittle too enthusiastic and flamboyant in those pics. Is this the guy playing superman in the new movie? (wish that was a joke)

"S" stands for sssuper fabulous!!

Posted by: shut off the TV at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (B4kSp)

320 People like this Sirota, and Obama, help make me appear more masculine. For that, I am grateful.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (opS9C)

321 GAAAAHH!!!

My EYES!!!!

You know, they give you that "Continue reading" linky thing for a REASON, Ace!!

Posted by: goy at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (QsFws)

322 Remember when all black people had their guns confiscated after the DC Sniper case.

Totally wack.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (WVMUQ)

323 Wow, a 98 pound weakling who has a secret desire to be ass raped to death by Muslim terrorists. I would love to grant his wish.

Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (OlN4e)

324 302
Ok.
Which one of you took my Cherry Carmex?
Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:19 PM (4GwGo)



Leave off the last word, for savings!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (tqLft)

325 David Sirota.

Kinda rhymes with sca-rotum.


Oh snap!

Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (ntNJz)

326 In a sort of "I don't have to out run the bear, I only have to out run you.", way.
Posted by: nip at April 17, 2013 03:14 PM (lGVXf)


Let's just say he would be near the top of my list of people who I would have little trouble pushing off a balcony to keep a shambling horde of ravenous zombies busy while I ran like hell in the other direction.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (4df7R)

327 When Sirota has a little gay in him, he calls it Friday night.

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (VndSC)

328 He drinks Cosmos, and the tears of his enemies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (lVPtV)

329 I'd consider asking Sirota out, but I like my women a little butch.

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (dt38j)

330 51 He's a real life Ben Stiller character
Posted by: Janetoo at April 17, 2013 02:57 PM (FUW1H)



There's your thread winner.

Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (I2LwF)

331 I had not thought it possible to cram so much douche into so little man...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 17, 2013 03:21 PM (Y5I9o)

332 Oh fuck sock

Posted by: Truman North at April 17, 2013 03:21 PM (I2LwF)

333 This is what it sounds like when I fart! - ffooooooh -

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:21 PM (R18D0)

334 Looks like a white guy who's keeping a whitey hating black man from getting a nice radio gig. He should be ashamed.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2013 03:21 PM (44PWr)

335 Thank God Romney didn't win ... we might have had a breakdown in social order due to his incompetence.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:21 PM (8/DeP)

336 Speaking of wispy douches, is Sheppy off today? Thank you jeebus!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:21 PM (lVPtV)

337 >Coehagen... I'm coming after you.

Shouldn't that be "Murdoch...I'm coming after you!"?

Posted by: Rambo at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (JqnAE)

338 Love the badass white man's overbite, Mr Scrotum!

You go girl!


Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (ntNJz)

339
Looking like a D-bag in a Blue Shirt? White Privilege.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (mKNJE)

340 330 Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (I2LwF)

Sirhan Sirhan, Duran Duran, what's the diff?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (tqLft)

341 looks like a more feminine version of Ellen Degeneres

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (SkyIE)

342 I swear in one of those pictures, Sirota has a little White Privilege on his chin.

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (VndSC)

343 It's always The Rumpelstiltskins causing trouble. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Napoleon, Weiner, Bloomberg, Rahm. All of them, Lolipop Guild card-holders. Solution: bring dwarf-tossing back to the Olympics.

Posted by: Liza Minelli, fag basher at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (ccC5G)

344 3M just relabeled all of their 24 grit sandpaper as "Sirota"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (5Hl3g)

345 Sirota was born in New Haven, Connecticut but grew up in the Montgomery County suburbs outside of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.[14] After being educated at the William Penn Charter School, he went to Northwestern University,[14] where he earned his bachelor's degree with honors in journalism and political science. He has lived in various cities around the country including Philadelphia, Chicago, San Diego, Washington, D.C., Helena, and Denver.[15] He describes himself as "a Jew".






Sounds like a rough life. No wonder why he's against all that white privilege

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (1Jaio)

346 He's gone past douchebag right to enemabag.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (+x+o6)

347 Sirota IS Mante Teo's girlfirend.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (sBUAE)

348 Oh my good Lord.

He looks absolutely ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as what he writes.

Is this what is winning at the polls? THIS???? What the hell are we doing wrong if THIS is winning?????

Posted by: moki at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (SdetR)

349 I'm reasonably certain I have more testosterone than M. Sirota.

I'm also reasonably certain I can throw a better punch, not to mention use motherfucker with far more flair.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (VtjlW)

350
So, is there going to be a LE news conference or what?

Posted by: waldo at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (y2XjR)

351 Let's just say he would be near the top of my list of people who I would have little trouble pushing off a balcony to keep a shambling horde of ravenous zombies busy while I ran like hell in the other direction.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:20 PM (4df7R)

Near? Who's at the top?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (fwARV)

352 There's ultra-flaming gay.... and then there's Sirota-Flaming Gay!

Even solid lead won't stop the high energy particles he can blast from his finger. They are a pure form of unbound quark, in a flavor as yet undiscovered. Physics already counts six types: up, down, top, bottom, charm and strange. Now behold the ghey quark.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (LyF0H)

353 The little maggot looks exactly like I picture erg, when erg is doing his job cleaning used rubbers out of the drains down at the bath house.

Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (OlN4e)

354

#Siroting, hehe, nice.

Tebowing is mucho sexier. And, Tebow has much bigger, stronger, lovelier, commanding guns.
Oh my. /sweat bead

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (XYSwB)

355 I wonder what his favorite show is on Lifetime.
Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM (+xmn4)
I'm sure he watches a lot of Bravo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:18 PM (1Jaio)



He wept bitterly when "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" went off the air. His dreams died that day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)

356 Leave Davey Alone!!!

Posted by: Chris Crocker at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (GmTxn)

357 Never heard of this Sirota, but he slices like f*&kin' hammer

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (XvrTA)

358 Random: Do we have any pictures of David Whatsisface's boyfriend?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (fwARV)

359 We learn kara-te so that we never have to use kara-te.

Pointy McToughguy is a poseur.


Roger this.

The definition of the word "poseur" has several photos of this Sirota person illustrating the entry.

Posted by: filbert at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (NaNKB)

360 #345: That's what I'm saying: he gets all the noblesse and I end up with the oblige.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (+x+o6)

361 He's gone past douchebag right to enemabag.

Next stop, colostomy bag.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (8/DeP)

362
36This post brought to you by Massengill(r) and that not-so-fresh time of the month mouth.

FIFY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (SO2Q8)

363 This David freak used to be on a radio station in Denver. Maybe still
there. He got moved from 630 KHOW I believe. Nasty bastard lefty.

Posted by: Ronster at April 17, 2013 03:17 PM


He's still here, not that I've ever voluntarily listened to him. He makes Alan Colmes sound like Pat Buchanan.

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (eYx/w)

364 354-my stats and garters!!!

The difference between a man and a.... oh hell, I don't know WHAT Sirota is.

Posted by: moki at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (SdetR)

365 Even solid lead won't stop the high energy particles he can blast from his finger. They are a pure form of unbound quark, in a flavor as yet undiscovered. Physics already counts six types: up, down, top, bottom, charm and strange. Now behold the ghey quark.
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (LyF0H)


The ghey quark is modified by the others around it, of course.

Top Ghey
Bottom Ghey
Strange Ghey...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (4df7R)

366 Gheyer than Librace's hairdresser on helium.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (QupBk)

367 Sirotum is that sorta like a mangina?

Posted by: Iblis at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (9221z)

368 Sounds like Boston is rapidly turning in to a circus show today.

Maybe David will show up and dance.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (wR+pz)

369 345 He describes himself as "a Jew".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (1Jaio)


A money-grubbing diamond merchant who causes all wars and world misery while making matzohs out of Christian and Muslim blood?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (tqLft)

370 Oh man! My wife, The Snake Woman, she says this guy looks like Freddy Mercury and Rahm Emmanual had a love child.

Posted by: Liza Minelli, fag basher at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (ccC5G)

371 http://tinyurl.com/bu53vgf

Unbelievable!!

A different TX judge (Eric Williams, justice of the peace) was prosecuted and convicted of theft (three computers stolen), losing his law license. While he's appealing, he's also making death threats. His dependent wife, Kim Lene Williams is now charged with murdering Kaufman County District Attorney Mike McLelland, his wife, Cynthia, and one of his prosecutors, Mark Hasse.

Why? You know there's no good reason for this. /She had testified on behalf of her husband, insisting he was the only bread winner and that she suffered from arthritis. So to "get even" she murders those who brought her husband to justice. If she was so afraid of her own demise, she shoulda-coulda taken care of that herself rather than murdering others. There is no rationale for killing three lives for having been exposed as a thief of three computers.

Posted by: TX DA murders 3 at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (MhA4j)

372

He's overcompensating, trying to make his hands look large. Not workin', hon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (XYSwB)

373 Is he the white privilege guy from London Boys?

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (8/DeP)

374 Next stop, colostomy bag.

Colostomy dirigible.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (LyF0H)

375 Ex-Soviet eh??

Definitely BANGABLE...

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (tVTLU)

376
Since the taxpayer-supported ďWingsĒ won the first Academy Award in
1927, the U.S. government has worked closely with Hollywood to promote,
glorify and celebrate the armed forces. In the 1980s, this partnership
became a highly political Military-Entertainment Complex, which today
grants and denies filmmakers access to military hardware on the basis of
filmmakersí ideology and message.

The result is that many pro-war films are supported by huge public
subsidies that underwrite studiosí use of military planes, boats and
hardware Ė as long as those studios promise to produce a film that
Pentagon spinmeisters approve of. Antimilitarist filmmakers, by
contrast, are often barred by the government from even photographing the
same hardware.







Yeah, Hollywood is so right wing and pro-military

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (1Jaio)

377 Sirota! Train your body!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (ZshNr)

378 "The overbite on the lip gives the punch 125% Ultra Power. ."

In the real world the overbite on the lip during an actual punching fight would result in injury to the lip. I know that because I was raised in the late fifties in one of those happy, Catholic families with six kids. There was a certain amount of hitting. It's okay thought, because that kind of shit teaches you to not be whiny, blubbering, liberal crybaby.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (pyxdm)

379 You know, put a dark copper tan on Mr Davey Scrotum...

and you've got one Barry Dunham Obama.

Oh snap!

Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (ntNJz)

380 He wept bitterly when "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" went off the air. His dreams died that day.Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)

He ate a pound of Hagan Daas and watched Sleepless in Seattle on the couch under a duvet for three days.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (+xmn4)

381
Yes, there is still supposed to be presser at 5 pm.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (z4WKX)

382 He makes Obama look butch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (lVPtV)

383 Oh man! My wife, The Snake Woman, she says this guy looks like Freddy Mercury and Rahm Emmanual had a love child.

A horrible slur of the late Mr. Mercury. Sure he had an overbite, but . . . Bohemian Rhapsody.

And "Fat Bottomed Girls."

Posted by: filbert at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (NaNKB)

384 364-DAMMIT-stars and garters!!! Stats are for something completely different.

Posted by: moki at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (SdetR)

385 371 Posted by: TX DA murders 3 at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (MhA4j)



Just blame the Tea Party - Aryan Brotherhood alliance.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (tqLft)

386 I'll bet that guy is so stretched out he can't keep his crap in his gut without a tourniquet.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (LyF0H)

387 I can picture him under the sheets, screaming "LEAVE RICHARD SIMMONS ALONE!!!!!," into hisiPhone lens, then biting his pillow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (+z4pE)

388 "where he earned his bachelor's degree with honors in journalism and political science"


So he's not educated, then, in the commonly-understood sense of the word. Just indoctrinated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (29+x5)

389 If I don't bite my lip when I get angry - I pee. Everywhere.


Oh yeah, BAM!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (R18D0)

390 I see where Elizabeth Warren - may her Indian blood run hot - says David Sirota didn't throw that punch himself.

Posted by: An Observation at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (ylhEn)

391 I'll bet that guy is so stretched out he can't keep his crap in his gut without a tourniquet.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (LyF0H)

I laughed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:28 PM (fwARV)

392 He's overcompensating, trying to make his hands look large. Not workin', hon.Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (XYSwB)

On the bright side, his pixy-like digits make his petite cock look a little larger.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:28 PM (+xmn4)

393 This is the funniest takedown since that fe-troll who thought Kate Middleton was ugly. My cartoon bubble has Sirota's stupid pic on a trophy somewhere in the Endor Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 03:29 PM (fIi5x)

394 Dude, quit hoggin' all the gay~!

Posted by: zombie Liberace at April 17, 2013 03:29 PM (5Hl3g)

395 The BAAAAMMMM!!!! picture is literally the physical representation of the "news media" these days.

And therein lies the problem.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:29 PM (tVTLU)

396 Don't let a yeast infection --BAM-- knock you out. Fight back --BAM-- with new Douche-Cleanse.

Posted by: Spokesperson David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (dt38j)

397 Shit. Sirota makes Quentin Crisp look like John Wayne.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (LyF0H)

398 200 quatloos says he's wearing manihose.




Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (rXcBX)

399 He describes himself as "a Jew".



Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (1Jaio)





A money-grubbing diamond merchant who causes all wars and world misery while making matzohs out of Christian and Muslim blood?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:25 PM (tqLft)



According to one of his articles he wrote as a Jew he is mad at Joe Lieberman for selling out to the right wing hate machine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (1Jaio)

400 369 345 He describes himself as "a Jew".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (1Jaio)

Me TOO. I love me some good kosher ass and their cum tastes so sweet.

Yum!

Posted by: Barney at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (wR+pz)

401 393This is the funniest takedown since that fe-troll who thought Kate Middleton was ugly. My cartoon bubble has Sirota's stupid pic on a trophy somewhere in the Endor Hall of Fame.Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 03:29 PM (fIi5x)

I don't know, there was a pretty good one the day that psycho with the fucked up plate of cupcakes was posted.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (+xmn4)

402 Must.not.make.Jazz.Hands.

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (NwCsw)

403 The fucking press ... if you don't give them immediate access to whatever they want it's an extinction level event in their minds. Then, when they do get to ask questions they go all retarded and ask the same dumb shit over and over.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (8/DeP)

404 According to the charging document, both of the slain DAs carried guns because they "believed Eric Williams was a threat to their personal safety."

ABC News' Alexis Shaw, Pierre Thomas and Gina Sunseri

...so law enforcement knew all along who murdered the DA and wife. But for show, Perry offered 1 million dollar reward. Well, so long as the guilty are brought to justice.

Trivia pursuit: are Mr./Mrs. Williams democrat or republican?

Posted by: TX justice/peace wife murders 3 at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (MhA4j)

405 In fact, "Vanilla Cupcake" is the perfect twitter handle for Sirot.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (+xmn4)

406 Can someone explain why all or at least many "male" hipster celebs and wanna-be's wear lipstick, mascara and eye liner and always seem to be posing as if to say "hey-I'm really-a-sensitive-chick-not-a sweaty-hirsute-member-of-the-patriarchy"??

Is that a thing now among hipster "dudes"?

Posted by: MikeD at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (iZiIb)

407 Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (rXcBX)

Manihose? Can I google this at work?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (fwARV)

408 Damn. His head is so outsized compared to his itty bitty little body he doesn't look real. Kind of like a cartoon.

Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2013 03:32 PM (OlN4e)

409 O pointy birds,
o pointy pointy,
anoint my head,
anointy-nointy.

-- John Lillison, England's greatest one-armed poet

Posted by: Rich at April 17, 2013 03:32 PM (dxxkS)

410 In the real world the overbite on the lip during an actual punching fight would result in injury to the lip. I know that because I was raised in the late fifties in one of those happy, Catholic families with six kids. There was a certain amount of hitting. It's okay thought, because that kind of shit teaches you to not be whiny, blubbering, liberal crybaby.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (pyxdm)


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Heh. BAM!

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 03:32 PM (XbwR1)

411 Must.not.make.Jazz.Hands.-
Posted by: David Sirota
--------------------

OK that was funny.

Posted by: Spokesperson David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:32 PM (dt38j)

412 Somewhere David Sirota's mother is wishing she had kept that appointment with Dr Gosnell about 40 years ago.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (fIi5x)

413 Someone's probably already pointed this out but I swear to God that guy's doing "Blue Steel!" from the Zoolander movie. Ben Stiller wants a percentage of whatever this guy's getting.

Favorite Zoolander quote: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

Posted by: troyriser at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (vtiE6)

414 Just blame the Tea Party - Aryan Brotherhood alliance.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

As a matter of fact, though the murdered victims had made their fears of being attacked by the Williams known, Rick Perry along with the MSM ran the white supremacist threat for public consumption.

Posted by: TX justice/peace wife murders 3 at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (MhA4j)

415 David Sirota is the love child from a three-way with Anderson Cooper, Ellen DeGeneres, and Rachel Maddow.

I know I know. Physically impossible.

Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (ntNJz)

416 Manihose? Can I google this at work?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (fwARV)


Yes

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (rXcBX)

417 *downtwinkles*

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (LyF0H)

418
All we know for certain is that Sirota stuffs his pockets full of "something", to make his scrawny legs look bigger.

Posted by: qzy at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (MmRlx)

419 He's dreamy and all but that head must have its own weather system.

Posted by: Motorhead at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (1FCU7)

420 My, he certainly has expressive wrists.....

Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (OlN4e)

421 I wonder if he selects his Garanimals in order of privilege when he decides what to wear?

I read a little of what he wrote before I realized what I was stepping in. Needless to say, he confuses "leftist privilege" with "white privilege." His argument was that groups whites belong too are never blamed as a whole for what some of their members do. Apparently he has never met a conservative.

He appears completely unaware that leftists are the only ones who can do exactly the same thing as the Boston bomber did and still be accepted into the bosom of white-leftist thought and be appointed to prestigious teaching institutions so they can spread teh hate. He also seems to think that suspecting a violent and supremacist creed like Islam of being prone to turn out people who are violent and racist is in itself somehow racist. I was not aware that white people as a race had a similar creed. Someone forgot to let me in on that when they were removing my melanin. In short, Sirota is dumb.

Posted by: Thatch at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (qYvEa)

422 Manihose? Can I google this at work?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (fwARV)



Remember, it is always a good life choice to google things mentioned by the Horde that one does not know. Always. No possible harm could come of it.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (VtjlW)

423 Manihose? Can I google this at work?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (fwARV)

Yes

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (rXcBX)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You're totally right.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (fwARV)

424 @ 401. True. Forgot about that one.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (fIi5x)

425 @ 415 not a love child more like doiuche waste

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (HVff2)

426 #@Sugartits

Posted by: nip at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (lGVXf)

427 Always. No possible harm could come of it.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (VtjlW)

Yeah. And then an emu shows up at my house.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (fwARV)

428 >>No man over the age of eight should have a shirt like that in their closet.

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2013 03:08 PM (jm/9g)<<

**shifty eyes**

um, how come?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (KjlbF)

429 327PM: Some federal sources said it was even too early to say investigators had
identified the suspect, but several sources in Boston told CNN that
they have a clear identification.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (opS9C)

430
People like this actually embarass me. Look at Facebook and see the way some people pose and express themselves for their profile picture. They desperately want to be seen as someone OTHER than their real selves and look silly in the process.
Yep, I think the old Batman tv show graphics would go nicely with his photos "Kazow!" "Bam!" "Splat!"

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (G+Wff)

431 Well they may not know which way is up, but Texas has nabbed their sheriff killer, go figure a pissed off bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 17, 2013 03:37 PM (HVff2)

432 He ate a pound of Hagan Daas and watched Sleepless in Seattle on the couch under a duvet for three days.
Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:26 PM (+xmn4)


-----------------------------------------


Ah. Ice cream. I forgot I had some in the freezer. Thanks.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 03:38 PM (XbwR1)

433 Hey Maud'dib you a member of AoSHQ on yahoo?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 17, 2013 03:38 PM (HVff2)

434
I rec'd an email from Elizabeth Warren! She must have gotten Brown's email lists. I marked it as junk.

Truman did you receive one? Anyone else from MA?

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (z4WKX)

435 Remember, it is always a good life choice to google things mentioned by the Horde that one does not know. Always. No possible harm could come of it.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (VtjlW)

True dat. I once googled up Cleveland Steamer and Donkey Punch, to my regret.

Posted by: Barney at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (wR+pz)

436 Anyone else in DC hear like 200 emergency vehicles light off their sirens and go speeding away?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (fwARV)

437 "Kazow!" "Bam!" "Splat!"Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (G+Wff)

Those sound effects are reserved for Sirot's trysts behind the bathrooms at the local rest stop.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (+xmn4)

438 So who is the bigger progressive douche - David Sirota or Anthony Weiner?

That is a tough one isn't it?

Posted by: An Observation at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (ylhEn)

439 >>433
Hey Maud'dib you a member of AoSHQ on yahoo?<<


On Yahoo what?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (KjlbF)

440 He's so......... theatrical.


Yes. That's it. theatrical

Also synonymous with flaming-tard GAY.


Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (ntNJz)

441 A guy of andbenefiting fromwhite privilegedenouncing white privilege. Who buys into this assholes schtick?

Posted by: mot57 at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (7EOsc)

442 421--- Well said.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (C8mVl)

443 And here I thought this guy was going to look like some effeminate Twig Boy.


Posted by: Portnoy at April 17, 2013 03:40 PM (Kgrin)

444 327PM: Some federal sources said it was even too early to say investigators had identified the suspect, but several sources in Boston told CNN that they have a clear identification.
Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (opS9C)


------------------------------------------


It's a complete mystery to me why some of you are watching CNN.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 03:40 PM (XbwR1)

445 438
So who is the bigger progressive douche - David Sirota or Anthony Weiner?



Otherwise known as Kneel and Bob.



..or is that what they do?

Posted by: Strife at April 17, 2013 03:41 PM (ntNJz)

446 That is a tough one isn't it?



Posted by: An Observation at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM

Anyone seen both of them in the same room?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 17, 2013 03:41 PM (0It32)

447 My brother would call this Sirota fool a pussy. That's an apt description.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 03:43 PM (z4WKX)

448 "28 OK, the link says he lives in CO. That is now the same as NYC."

Hey!

Posted by: Least in CO at April 17, 2013 03:43 PM (GW/GR)

449 Assholes call in bomb threats. Asshole, muzzie, cowards carry them out. Shut down the work/student visa system. Account for every one of these motherfuckers, (we know who they are) Shut down the borders. Call me what you will, I stopped giving a fuck along time ago.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 03:45 PM (jvd3N)

450 @439 yahoo member group, there's one for us 'Rons. I thought maybe I could volunteer for some chores on your farm since we are neighbors in Chippewa County

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 17, 2013 03:45 PM (HVff2)

451 Those sound effects are reserved for Sirot's trysts behind the bathrooms at the local rest stop.Posted by: Heralder That made me spit out my ice tea! LOLMot57 - re: white privledge - there are a fair amount of liberal douche bags that buy into this shit. I think that it is a pre-requisite at most colleges. Wasn't it a "College" in WI that was doing that white privledge thing were white students would paint it on their faces?Sick people my friend.

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2013 03:46 PM (G+Wff)

452 347 Sirota IS Mante Teo's girlfirend.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2013 03:22 PM (sBUAE)



Thread. Winner.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 03:46 PM (UZuc4)

453 Must.not.make.Jazz.Hands.

Posted by: David Sirota

Oops! Jizz hands.

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:47 PM (R18D0)

454 Cheri it was a gleaming hs that was teaching that shit. Isn't bill ayers white privilege?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 17, 2013 03:47 PM (HVff2)

455 444 327PM:
It's a complete mystery to me why some of you are watching CNN.
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 03:40 PM (XbwR1)


There's a reason we're called 'morons' and not 'braniacs'.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 17, 2013 03:48 PM (UZuc4)

456 @450. No, not a member. Its all I can do to be a very occasional, drive by commenter here. As for chores, I have progeny all trained and in the harness.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 17, 2013 03:50 PM (KjlbF)

457 Wait that man is threatening me with that aggressive alpha male punching posture. I feel like I'm being cyber bullied.

Posted by: An Observation at April 17, 2013 03:50 PM (ylhEn)

458 If you want to drop me an email bloomerref at yahoo

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 17, 2013 03:51 PM (HVff2)

459
What? No jazz hands?

Posted by: the Butcher at April 17, 2013 03:54 PM (8g9qq)

460 My toddler has broader shoulders than this guy.

Posted by: Warden at April 17, 2013 04:02 PM (HzhBE)

461
He describes himself as "a Jew".

Now I really hate 'im.

Posted by: ALittleEnglish at April 17, 2013 04:09 PM (lhX9P)

462 Looks more like a Bambi than a Bam, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at April 17, 2013 04:10 PM (kbOju)

463 David Sirota has a backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 17, 2013 04:18 PM (DoZD+)

464 What a fag.


Posted by: Wow at April 17, 2013 04:18 PM (R8GgH)

465 Is it just me or is he not the spitting image of that Wendy's drive through douchebag that was in the news a while back.

Posted by: pet at April 17, 2013 04:19 PM (3heRB)

466 Doesn't reality these days move exactly opposite to how he portrays it? I heard for months after 9-11 that Islam was a religion of peace, that this did not express any religio-ethnic preference for violence but rather that anyone (including Juan Williams) who feared Arabs was an evil, evil racist. And the DC Sniper/John Mohammed shootings? That was a sick individual, no group to denigrate here. And the Fort Hood/Nidal Hasan shootings? No Islam or Arab to see here, no.

But any white murder? Any? And it's let's round up the rednecks and the Tea Baggers.

Can you be any more wrong and still have a grip on reality? Wait, the visual images you provide answers that for me...

Posted by: JohnMilton'sGhost at April 17, 2013 04:21 PM (o4gzE)

467 I have changed it to Bam! on the advice of my attorneys.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM


Wait a fucking minute...

Posted by: That's Chef Lagasse to you! at April 17, 2013 04:23 PM (3sZO1)

468 This is the very first comment I have ever posted on here after years of reading the blog and it is only to salute the "Coehagen... I'm coming after you" caption.

It made me snort Diet Coke out of my nose.

Well played, Ace. Well played.

Posted by: Jeff Katz at April 17, 2013 04:24 PM (QTdtQ)

469
You just have to look at these pix and you know that he pees sitting down and you dont even have to tell him!

Posted by: elize nayden at April 17, 2013 04:25 PM (B+GAI)

470 Oooooh I'd love to take his milky load!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 17, 2013 04:35 PM (ntNJz)

471 Best guess? A huge pussy with a monstrously oversized head.......

Posted by: Alamo at April 17, 2013 04:37 PM (m/tN9)

472 Is it just me or is he not the spitting image of that Wendy's drive through douchebag that was in the news a while back.
Posted by: pet at April 17, 2013 04:19 PM (3heRB)


Chick-Fil-A, Pet. And dude got owned twice for that little peccadillo.

Posted by: That's Chef Lagasse to you! at April 17, 2013 04:38 PM (3sZO1)

473 By the way, Mr Pointy looks almost like he was in a boy-band at some point. New Kids On The Cell Block, perhaps?

Posted by: Bill H at April 17, 2013 04:44 PM (3sZO1)

474

His head is too big for his body.

Posted by: Franchiska at April 17, 2013 04:46 PM (98I5x)

475 I cancelled my subscription to our local paper after they published his opinion piece saying that the biggest problem in America today is income inequality. Really!

Posted by: Buck Ofama at April 17, 2013 04:46 PM (X+SmN)

476 I tried the Sirota but I ended up punching myself in the face. Wish I could post a pic of that. hah.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 17, 2013 04:56 PM (RqYCQ)

477 "That last picture is very dynamic. "

Dynamism of Running Dog on a Leash, by Jack-me Ballsack.

An explanation would ruin it.

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at April 17, 2013 05:05 PM (3Yygd)

478 Dear David,First of all: Nice lipstick..Looove that moist look!

Main Point.Just to provide some helpful advice:

When attempting to look like you actually know how to throw a punch; please remember that any serious impact cannot be made when you have failed

1.to drop your shoulder and placed the force of your torso behind your arm and fist.

2. Your body is actually turned away from the motion of your arm. See the above resulting problem. and

3. You are really going to end up breaking your fingers if that is your idea of making a fist.,

Posted by: i'd Rather Be Surfin at April 17, 2013 05:15 PM (g5wi5)

479 That brushed-Armalite ("new Space-Age metal!") band on his finger?

The homosexual tell.

Ask his wife; she'll cover for him, but watch her eyes when she does so.

Posted by: General Zod at April 17, 2013 05:15 PM (2+bRt)

480 He is whiter then low-fat milk and Wonder Bread.

Posted by: Josef at April 17, 2013 05:31 PM (c1scD)

481
Coach BOOM called to say "that's not how you do BOOM MUTHERFUCKER!"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/9qlflh8

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ģ at April 17, 2013 05:54 PM (1hM1d)

482
I don't understand...
Are they making Bruno 2? And looking for extras?

Posted by: Naughtius at April 17, 2013 06:11 PM (g1B6I)

483 Pointing AND duck face. What a fagalah.

Posted by: Funeral guy at April 17, 2013 07:48 PM (3dHo2)

484 Beelzebub has a devil set aside for him.

Posted by: General Zod at April 17, 2013 08:42 PM (2+bRt)

485 Yeah I think it's important to him that you know he's married.

Posted by: CBrown at April 17, 2013 09:00 PM (dPRne)

486 This guy was chosen to host a "Right vs. Left" drivetime show on 630 KHOW in Denver late last year. He co-hosted with Michael "Heckuva Job, Brownie" Brown. He immediately displayed his douche-baggery by constantly pestering all right wing callers to the show. He made outlandish claims that Brownie would just shake his head at. And as the election came closer, he became even more strident pissing off more and more listeners. I often wanted to jump through the radio and strangle his progressive ass...
At a local Clear Channel "Battle of the Talk Show Hosts" in December, he jumped the shark by repeatedly calling Mike Rosen (the dean of Denver talk) a MotherFucker in what was supposed to be a good-natured debate.
Within a few weeks, Scrota was announcing that he was leaving the show to "spend more time with his family".
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!

Posted by: Ferd Biffle at April 17, 2013 10:26 PM (adUF1)

487 He appears to be quite manic Gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOxVjbGvUpI

Posted by: Floyd at April 17, 2013 10:52 PM (EbMxL)

488 I WANT YOU! TO WANT ME!!

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