The New York Times Deliberately Falsifies the Chronology to Present a Whitewashed Version of L'Affaire Weiner

He says he's running for mayor of New York.

The New York Times attempts this very Clintonesque defense:

It was a sex scandal without any actual sex — more creepy than anything else.

No actual sex, but I'm pretty sure the pictures were exchanged with an eye to mutual masturbation over the computer. The Times makes it sound as if it wasn't sexual.

One can argue that in the scheme of things this scandal isn't very big, but the Times blows right past that to claim it wasn't even a sex scandal.

What astonishes me about the leftwing media is that there are actual honest arguments to be made -- but they skip right over them to seize on the stupidest lies they can think of.

The bulk of the Times article is spent on portraying Anthony Weiner exactly as his press advisers wish him to be portrayed, as having made a mistake, and suffered adequately for it, and repented it, and so, like Bill Clinton after a few sessions in Jesse Jackson Jr., ready for the responsibility of public trust again. Count the ways in which he's given the Victim Edit:

Over the next few days, Weiner was besieged by reporters demanding to know if the picture was of him — and if not, if his Facebook and Twitter accounts had really been hacked, why he hadn’t called for an investigation....


“I’ve never been on Twitter,” Abedin says. “I couldn’t tell you the first thing about how it works. And Anthony had told me in the past that there were these sort of trolls on the Internet who were trying to damage him, take him down. And so, that’s the mind-set I came with to this conversation.” It wasn’t such an implausible theory; after all, it was the not entirely reputable right-wing blogger Andrew Breitbart who broke the story.

Um, no. It needed no "breaking" apart from the initial RT. Dana Loesch happened to retweet it.

The Times is just making stuff up here. Also note that this spin protects the Times, as well-- because they bought into the "hacked" claim right away. This is the New York Times explaining to you why its perpetual credulousness about the claims of liberals caught in scandals is defensible, and even, when you think about it, rather righteous.

Breitbart pushed the story, certainly, to a media that decidedly was not demanding answers from Weiner. The media's take was Howard Kurtz' -- why, obviously this was a hack. Only "twerps" would think otherwise.

The question about Weiner not contacting investigators over an alleged hack didn't originate with "reporters." I should know. It originated with me. And I retweeted that question to every reporter whose Twitter handle I knew.

In fact, it wasn't until the Tuesday after the Memorial Day weekend dick-pic that reporters ran any stories on this at all. I know this, because I, and a few others, were blogging and tweeting about it all Memorial Day weekend, trying to keep the story alive and put relevant questions like "If it's a hack, why haven't you contacted the FBI?" in front of clueless reporters.

So, Weiner besieged, possibly set-up by right-wing hacker Andrew Breitbart, all these reporters all over him. Except they weren't. Not at first, and really, not even later either.

It was absolute smoking gun proof offered by Andrew Breitbart that did Weiner in on June 6th, and not "questions from reporters," that compelled Weiner to confess.

I'm getting to that. The New York Times is about to lie to you about the sequence of events, and credit for exposing the story, in order to polish up Weiner's post-"hacked!" behavior. And to credit "reporters" for a story that Andrew Breitbart owned-- and took to completion.

Keep your eye on how the New York Times misrepresents Time, like an Agatha Christie murderer contriving a false alibi, below.

...

But every day, more questions were being raised, more reporters were calling. Weiner’s dissembling began to take on an air of desperation as reports surfaced that there were transcripts of sexually explicit exchanges with another woman.

That is actually Breitbart's scoop-- that was his story, which he shopped to ABC and ran with ABC (receiving joint credit). And that's the story that proved that Weiner was lying. Before that, he was content to lie, and claim that right-wing bloggers had hacked him.

A lie which was not consequence-free, either-- to this day, I and many others on the right are being cyberstalked and harassed by left-wing lunatics who believed (and still believe!) Weiner's initial claims, and the conspiracy theories shopped to Rachel Maddow, which she giddily ran on her program every night.


By June 1, when Weiner said, “I can’t say with certitude” if the picture was of him, it was clear, at least to most of the world, that he was guilty of something.

This msistates the chronology deliberately. What they're doing is mixing up the timing of Breitbart's scoop -- that there were other women, and one was talking on the record with ABCNews, and that the case was now entirely proven-- by mentioning Breitbart's scoop and then June 1, as if June 1st followed Breitbart's scoop.

Nope! Breitbart's scoop came later -- just before Weiner admitted it, hours before he admitted it. The scoop forced Weiner to admit it-- but only because he had no other options left to him.

This fact is obscured by the Times' deliberate misstatement of the chronology because they're now going to pretend that Weiner chose the honorable course of admitting the cybersex, when in fact Breitbart's scoop left this as the only remaining option, after all lies were rubbished.

That weekend, Weiner and Abedin escaped to a friend’s house in the Hamptons to get away from all the “hoopla,” as Weiner calls it, “and that’s when people starting coming out of the woodwork. I got a call from Chris Cuomo saying that they had someone who was going to say that I texted with her. It reached this point where I just sat down with Huma and said, ‘Listen, I can’t. . . . I don’t want to lie.’ . . . I just didn’t want to lie anymore to her.” Here, his voice cracks and tears well up in his eyes. “I have a choppy memory of it, but she was devastated. She immediately said, ‘Well you’ve got to stop lying to everyone else too.’ And basically we drove back to the city, and she said: ‘You’ve just got to tell everyone the truth. Telling me doesn’t help any.’ It was brutal. It was completely out of control. There was the crime, there was the cover-up, there was harm I had done to her. And there’s no one who deserved this less than Huma. That’s really the bottom line. No one deserved to have a dope like me do that less than she did.”

Abedin’s memory of this moment is a little sharper. “The weekend was over, we’re about to leave, the car is packed, and Anthony said: ‘I have something to tell you. I can’t lie to you anymore. It’s true. It’s me. The picture is me. I sent it. Yes, these stories about the other women are true.’ And it was every emotion that one would imagine: rage and anger and shock. But more than anything else, in the immediate, it was disbelief. The thing that I consciously remember saying over and over and over again is: ‘I don’t understand. What is going on? What’s happening to our lives?’ ”

At a hastily arranged news conference in New York on Monday, Weiner tearfully admitted that he “engaged in several inappropriate conversations conducted over Twitter, Facebook, e-mail and occasionally on the phone” and exchanged “messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years,” essentially the entire length of his relationship with Abedin...

The lie is now complete, suggesting that Weiner was motivated by a talk with Huma to confess everything on June 6th.

This is false. In the morning of June 6th, at around 6 am, Breitbart blew up all of his lies by publishing pictures he'd sent to another woman. Including the same one he sent to the Seattle coed on May 27th.

But the Times has fuzzed up the chronology so it you don't realize he was compelled to confess by the Breitbart story (and people like Nancy Pelosi demanding he confess-- something the New York Times doesn't even mention at all!). Instead, they claim that Breitbart's scoop came much earlier, on May 27, and that Weiner only contended with his conscience until he bravely decided to confess on June 6th.

Nope. In the early a.m. on June 6th, this was published:

And then a series of shots much more revealing than that.

One last glimpse of Anthony the Victim:


The next day [on June 15th_, while Abedin stayed behind in their apartment in Queens, Weiner held a chaotic four-minute news conference at a senior center in his district, at which hecklers nearly shouted him out of the room, one yelling, “Goodbye, pervert!”

Again, they make this last chapter-- Weiner's resignation -- sound as if Weiner and Huma made the couple-centric decision to just get on with their lives, for the sake of their coming child.

They completely edit out the part where Nancy Pelosi called on him to resign, as did many other Democrats.

Once again, a forced decision is presented, by omissions and actual lies of commission, as a noble choice the man made to protect his wife.

Posted by: Ace at 12:56 PM



Comments

1 Weiner is, honestly, a typical narcissist/sociopath who cannot resist either the limelight or power. He's elevated, you see, and its unfair to deny society of his brilliance.

Posted by: zsasz at April 10, 2013 12:59 PM (MMC8r)

2 Wiener will rise again!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 10, 2013 01:00 PM (F3G1y)

3 There you go again, all you wingnuts think about is sex.

I think it ought to be perfectly legal to take photographs of your penis and send them to women. Unless a Republican does it, then it ought to be illegal.

Posted by: Proud to be a Liberal Democrat! at April 10, 2013 01:00 PM (YYJjz)

4 He's a dick. Figuratively and literally.

Perfect for NYC.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2013 01:00 PM (GQ8sn)

5
The Last Days of the Republic.

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2013 01:00 PM (zLp5I)

6 Weiner was a rising star that you killed. That's why you have to be destroyed.

Posted by: Lauren at April 10, 2013 01:03 PM (wsGWu)

7
You wingnuts can't forgive and forget? Hypocrites.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at April 10, 2013 01:04 PM (wIgpo)

8 Is that a photo of a Psychological Support Dog I see in the background?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2013 01:04 PM (UypUQ)

9 I'm just waiting on Ace, after having been involved at the heart of this political scandal and basking in the glow of his blog award, to start blogging about his bicycle. And posting lame, "pretentious teenager" style photography. And then to send CharlieBrownsDildo to other blogs to run racist Moby scams. And then to descend into syphillis induced madness.

We already know Ace has the ponytail. It's all a matter of time.

Posted by: wooga at April 10, 2013 01:04 PM (xGLmz)

10 "My Weiner has a first name......"

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 10, 2013 01:04 PM (tqAT4)

11 But I really can't say he'd be worse than Bloomberg.

Posted by: zsasz at April 10, 2013 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

12 One L'Affaire Weiner with mustard and onions, please.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 10, 2013 01:06 PM (/GQ3Y)

13 Of course they are lying. They want to get their rabid leftist hero back into power.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:06 PM (uhftQ)

14 This Weiner guy deserves a second chance.

Posted by: Brett Farve at April 10, 2013 01:07 PM (sOtz/)

15 >>>and so, like Bill Clinton after a few sessions in Jesse Jackson Jr.

EEEEEWWWWWWW.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 10, 2013 01:07 PM (/Rmj0)

16 8 Is that a photo of a Psychological Support Dog Hog I see in the background?
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2013 01:04 PM (UypUQ)

***********

That's it--Weiner was sending these women pics to boost their self esteem.

Pics of his "Psychological Support Hog."

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:08 PM (r2PLg)

17
Maybe Whiner will bring back that whole sleazy pervy feel of the 1970's to NYC again!

Back when crime was out of control and the city was broke?

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2013 01:08 PM (zLp5I)

18 I am beyond tired of the snivelling, cloying, crouching, sycophantic, malicious, childish, treasonous actions of the g-ddamn MFM. Every last one of them can go to the Devil with my compliments. Not a one of them is worth the air they breathe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 01:08 PM (4df7R)

19
rd @ 5
Well, not really.

The last days of the Republic were somewhere in the foggy past. It's just that we didn't realize it at the time. The Republic expired somewhere and really, no one noticed and not many really cared.

So let's be "All In" with Anthony Weiner, as a candidate for Mayor of New York City. Who knows? With that kind of resume behind him, he could be......President some day. Let's get out ahead of this and get on his good side, and maybe he'll let people have big soft drinks again in New York City. You know, the important stuff like that.

I mean, what's it all for, anyways? When imbeciles in your own alleged party like McCain, Toomey and Graham sell you out for a few minutes of false praise on "Meet the Press", what chance does some average plebe have?

We're all plebes now, we're not citizens.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:08 PM (RFeQD)

20 9 I'm just waiting on Ace, after having been involved at the heart of this political scandal and basking in the glow of his blog award, to start blogging about his bicycle. And posting lame, "pretentious teenager" style photography. And then to send CharlieBrownsDildo to other blogs to run racist Moby scams. And then to descend into syphillis induced madness.

We already know Ace has the ponytail. It's all a matter of time.
Posted by: wooga at April 10, 2013 01:04 PM (xGLmz)

__________

Well he's hald way there.

Yesterday he commented on making -

"Chicken-oriented" casserole.

His butcher says he only asks for the best--

"Cis-Normative Chicken."

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:10 PM (r2PLg)

21 Also, Jesse Jackson Jr. was the corrupt Congressman who was just sent to prison. It's his father, Jesse Jackson Sr., who's the guy you're thinking of.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 10, 2013 01:10 PM (/Rmj0)

22 You're just jealous they don't give you the credit you deserve for breaking the scandal.

But seriously, between this and the McConnel illegal wiretapping spin, the media is not even trying to hide their doubling down on protecting liberals anymore. Their obvious bias is no longer hiding as subtext; we'll see how that goes for them and when the LIV catches on.

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2013 01:10 PM (8wqqE)

23 It wasn’t such an implausible theory; after all, it was the not entirely reputable right-wing blogger Andrew Breitbart who broke the story.


Wow, and f**k them.

Every time Breitbart, or the site is mentioned, the response from the libs is that it is all lies, not a reputable site, and andrew was a liar.

christ, I hate these people

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 01:10 PM (XYSwB)

24 NY Slimes: It's all the right wing media's fault!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2013 01:11 PM (1Jaio)

25 15 >>>and so, like Bill Clinton after a few sessions in Jesse Jackson Jr.

EEEEEWWWWWWW.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 10, 2013 01:07 PM (/Rmj0)


Bastard. Beat me to it.

Posted by: red sweater at April 10, 2013 01:11 PM (oATMN)

26 Incidentally, I remember the blow-by-blow of this scandal so well, like it was yesterday. I remember flying back home from visiting my gf on Memorial Day weekend, commenting here saying "nah, Ace, give it up -- this scandal doesn't have legs, we know Weiner's guilty but the media will never call him on it."

As I've mentioned before: I've been wrong about lots of things.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 10, 2013 01:12 PM (/Rmj0)

27
The LIV will never catch on. That's who they are. Mouthbreathers.

The human ballast in this very silly country we live in.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:12 PM (RFeQD)

28 French.

It's going to mess with your prepositions/.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:12 PM (r2PLg)

29 @ 9 - "I'm just waiting on Ace, after having been involved at the heart of this political scandal and basking in the glow of his blog award, to start blogging about his bicycle. And posting lame, "pretentious teenager" style photography. And then to send CharlieBrownsDildo to other blogs to run racist Moby scams. And then to descend into syphillis induced madness.

"We already know Ace has the ponytail. It's all a matter of time."

I LOVE that blog! Charles Johnson is my journalistic hero!

Posted by: Proud to be a Liberal Democrat! at April 10, 2013 01:12 PM (YYJjz)

30 I am beyond tired of the snivelling, cloying, crouching, sycophantic, malicious, childish, treasonous actions of the g-ddamn MFM. Every last one of them can go to the Devil with my compliments. Not a one of them is worth the air they breathe.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

I'm tempted to extend that to those who think we can give a little on gun control for calculated political gain.
Amazing how deliberately blind some are.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:12 PM (uhftQ)

31 Oh, c'mon, guys lie about their wieners all the time. All. The. Time.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:12 PM (ZOUmX)

32
What's Weiner's position on Brawndo?

This could be critical.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:14 PM (RFeQD)

33
Its weird living in this time of our own "Pravda", all those things you read about the commies in the USSR when you were young and they are now here in this time. Weird.

As an aside, and no ill-will to the NYC morons, but that city votes for him, they deserve him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2013 01:14 PM (mKNJE)

34 It's a Weiner wash!

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (MnSla)

35 I'm not upset about this. NYC deserves Anthony Wiener.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (01pgO)

36 Since he will be a Democrat candidate in the primary, it should get all politically stabby. I think the current Public Advocate, DiBlasio has thrown his hat in the ring as well as the Chair of NYC Council, Christine Quinn, who will probably get an endorsement from Bloomberg. The only current Republican i know of is Joe Lhota, who was the former head of the MTA, not an organization renown for efficiency. I don't know if Giuliani has officially endorsed him yet, but he has close ties to him.

Gonna be kinda beautiful to watch the various democrats go after each other in the primary.

Posted by: Penfold at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (Fbt5B)

37
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:08 PM (RFeQD)

The rot started a long time ago. Probably with the gramscian march through the institutions. But the actual collapse of the Republic is just beginning. And the worst part is that the US is probably better off than Europe and Asia both. But the Falling will be deadly.

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (zLp5I)

38 Excellent dissection.

Posted by: pat at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (jlQR7)

39 34
It's a Weiner wash!


Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (MnSla)

You'd think they would have figured out how to do this, what with that multimillion dollar study of wiener washing in Africa.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (ZOUmX)

40 I spotted this article this morning. 11 pages and over 8000 words of this balderdash!

Also saw this morning that the Today Show was pushing the idea that people should give him another chance, and so was Kristen Powers.

I can only assume that Huma isn't very valuable to the Muslim Brotherhood when she can't get information from Weiner's contacts, especially now that Hillary has resigned.. As Mayor of New York, he would get security briefings.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 01:15 PM (GoIUi)

41 Marbury v Madison ended the republic. But it took a couple hundred years. When the taxing power and Commerce Clause trump all other provisions, and agencies can churn out limitless new law without any real check... stick a fork in it.

Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (sOtz/)

42
Weiner promises to lift ban on Big Gulps!

Posted by: NY Lies at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (Opo0Q)

43 Bill Clinton after a few sessions in Jesse Jackson Jr.,

***

Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten about that. The Jesse Jackson purification ritual premised on the idea that if it's alright with Jesse, it's got to be alright with you.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (XUKZU)

44 >>>nah, Ace, give it up -- this scandal doesn't have legs, we know Weiner's guilty but the media will never call him on it."

I said that for most of the first day.

Later that night I realized his statements about it were transparently false and nonsensical, and that's when I got mad. Not that Weiner was lying, but that the media was pretending it was plausible. Or just completely ignoring it altogether (with the hidden assumption that Weiner was indeed "hacked," so why report such a silly story?)

Posted by: ace at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (LCRYB)

45 >>>I'm not upset about this. NYC deserves Anthony Wiener.

Ironically enough, I still think he would be a better choice than the other losers from the Democratic Party who are lining up for the job.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (/Rmj0)

46 Gawd.

I can't even stand the way Weiner prints the word-

me.

And the ass hat trolls these chicks with his dick and his wedding ring in the pics.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (r2PLg)

47 We'll scrub our little Weiner clean.

Posted by: The NYT at April 10, 2013 01:17 PM (MMC8r)

48 I'm back, baby!

Posted by: anthony's weiner at April 10, 2013 01:17 PM (QupBk)

49 Ace, I realize this would be an exercise in futility, but does NYT still have an ombudsman? You could present him or her with the Weiner story timeline and point out the obviously deliberate muddling of the truth and demand a correction. Confronted, he or she will--in all probability--blow you off, but at least the NYT would be formally confronted with the truth and equally formally be put in the position of publicly, deliberately not telling it.

This story is not about Weiner's weiner. This is about theideological corruption and perversion of the American press and its transformation into the agitprop division of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: troyriser at April 10, 2013 01:17 PM (vtiE6)

50 I'm still mad the media didn't go after the girl for lying.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2013 01:17 PM (UypUQ)

51
If you like your Weiner, you can keep your Weiner.

Posted by: Two Shot Barack at April 10, 2013 01:18 PM (Opo0Q)

52
This is the Tiger Woods PR rehab operation all over again.

Posted by: soothieq at April 10, 2013 01:18 PM (0w+w3)

53 Meanwhile, the Republicans are still responsible for slavery even though the party was formed to fight slavery and the Democrats fought for slavery and it was all a hundred and fifty years ago.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:18 PM (XUKZU)

54 Blood sausage

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 10, 2013 01:18 PM (PQs9U)

55 Why not a mayor that's a Weiner? They've had a dick in charge for years.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at April 10, 2013 01:18 PM (5fSr7)

56 Like, over a hundred years ago. Geesh.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (ZOUmX)

57

Ladies and gentlemen,

The Publicists

Posted by: soothieq at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (oxIUw)

58 The NYT can be used as a condom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (/GQ3Y)

59 You know, touche, Dr. Moriarty, you got me

Posted by: The New York Times at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (iR2Oi)

60
Vote For A DICK!

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (zLp5I)

61 Classic coverup.

Posted by: Trojan Man at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (PQs9U)

62 >>>Later that night I realized his statements about it were
transparently false and nonsensical, and that's when I got mad. Not that
Weiner was lying, but that the media was pretending it was plausible.
Or just completely ignoring it altogether (with the hidden assumption
that Weiner was indeed "hacked," so why report such a silly story?)


It got me angry too, but then a sense of "god these media sycophants are so brainlessly partisan that there's just no chance of moving the ball forward" washed over me and I felt resigned.

Really, in my memory what got the ball REALLY rolling (with MSM coverage, that is) was the spectacularly self-destructive interview Weiner gave to CNN. It wasn't even just that he was so transparently hiding something...it was that he made the huge fuck-up of insulting the reporters. THAT was really screwed him: sure, the media are mostly liberal hacks unwilling to dig too deeply into stories that might hurt 'their team', but the minute somebody makes it personal....

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (/Rmj0)

63 The New York Times attempts this very Clintonesque defense:

"It was a sex scandal without any actual sex"


In other words, a defense without any actual innocence.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (FcR7P)

64 This is the kind of dissection and detail that brings me to your site Ace.

Damn, you are good. In the end, I'm not sure it matters though. The libs will never let facts get in the way of their opinions.

Posted by: Frankenstein Government at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (Aon8R)

65
rd @ 37

I don't think the US is better off than "Asia", which covers a broad range of countries and politics. A lot of countries in Asia are economically ascendant, and have a bright economic future (if China doesn't deliberately screw it all up, which they might).

I used to go to France on business pretty regularly, and I told a friend of mine in 2008 that if he wanted to go to see France and the rest of Europe, that they should go NOW (200, because it was beginning to fall apart.
Part of the company I work for has a lot of business in Europe, and it is indeed falling apart. The Euro without a common fiscal and monetary policy was a poison pill. They are only now beginning to realize it.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (RFeQD)

66 It's a Weiner wash!

***

Maybe take him to a bowling alley for a ball washing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (XUKZU)

67 54 Blood sausage
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 10, 2013 01:18 PM (PQs9U)

_____________

Boudin--noir.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (r2PLg)

68 IMO, the best course of action, when a guy starts waving his wiener around, is to point and laugh, loudly. Usually said wiener disappears, or at least becomes less, um, visible.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (ZOUmX)

69 I'm beginning to suspect that important people at the New York Times like Anthony Weiner and where he stands on policy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (iR2Oi)

70 Yeah, the Dims are panting to have the First Lady of NYC be a Muslim with deep ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, and, oh yeah, Hillary's girlfriend.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (kXoT0)

71 I wonder, does Anthony Weiner's reintroduction into politics help or hurt the Hillary 2016 effort?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (UypUQ)

72 When you shoot 2-for-22, even actual sex isn't that risky.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at April 10, 2013 01:21 PM (FcR7P)

73 Meh. Nanny Bloomberg will suspend elections anyway, and will begin wearing a garish military style uniform, complete with riding crop and those funny pants that start out wide but then get tight below the knee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at April 10, 2013 01:21 PM (K+mtQ)

74 8 Is that a photo of a Psychological Support Dog Hog I see in the background?
--
I thought it looked like a ferret on steroids.

Posted by: Mayday at April 10, 2013 01:21 PM (F3s39)

75 New Dork, New Dork... it's a helluva schlong!

Posted by: tony weiner at April 10, 2013 01:21 PM (mGBy8)

76 In other news, A. Weiner was seen racing down the interstate at 90 mph on his way to New York...

Posted by: Trojan Man at April 10, 2013 01:21 PM (PQs9U)

77 where he stands on policy.


Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (iR2Oi)

Policy on what? Twittering dick-pics?

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:22 PM (ZOUmX)

78 Maybe Whiner will bring back that whole sleazy pervy feel of the 1970's to NYC again!

Back when crime was out of control and the city was broke?
******
Yes! With Kojak! Who loves ya, baby?

Posted by: jeannebodine at April 10, 2013 01:22 PM (x0dlI)

79
Weiner's name should never be mentioned without the words "penis" or "penis picture" or "dicpic" or some variation thereof.

Also, the words "Progressive" should likewise always be included.

"Liberal Progressive Democrat who Tweeted pictures of his penis." or "dicpic Tweeting Progressive Democrat Anthony Weiner."

Really, any combination of words that reminds the public of his political affiliation and his love of his manly parts. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:22 PM (+z4pE)

80 Fucking mayor material right there.

Good thing he doesn't have to worry about Bloomberg limiting file sizes for twit pics. Dudes packing less than a megabyte IYKWIM

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 10, 2013 01:22 PM (q177U)

81 71 I wonder, does Anthony Weiner's reintroduction into politics help or hurt the Hillary 2016 effort?
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2013 01:20 PM (UypUQ)

___________

Are you kidding?

Nothing matters with these....people.

Weiner will win.

And Marion Berry.

Le Fin.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:22 PM (r2PLg)

82

We'll see worse as the mid-elections near.
I never think it can get worse, but it does.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 01:22 PM (XYSwB)

83

"This time, Weiner won't pull out!"

Posted by: Weiner Campaign Manager at April 10, 2013 01:23 PM (0IhFx)

84 His dick shots are going to make a great guerrila-campaign poster.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2013 01:23 PM (FcR7P)

85
The publicist media rehabilitated Halle Berry's image after she hit n runned a pedestrian. Remember that?

Of course not! Because it's been wiped off the palimpsest...like it never happened.

Posted by: soothieq at April 10, 2013 01:23 PM (QVBzT)

86
Yeah, the Dims are panting to have the First Lady of NYC be a Muslim with deep ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, and, oh yeah, Hillary's girlfriend.


Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily WenchAnd all those oh so smart and wealthy Jews on the Upper West side will vote for him. Smart folks, they are.You could write a book about it, and call it "What's the Matter With New York City?", all about confounding voting with the actual interests of the people that live their.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:23 PM (RFeQD)

87 Also his name "weiner" means COCK in the common parlance, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (q177U)

88 How many people in the Muslim Brotherhood approve marriages with jews? I always thought this was a curious marriage.

Of course, bringing it up opens me to charges of religious prejudice on one side or the other, but I honestly think it's peculiar.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (GoIUi)

89
His defense was a sticky tissue of lies.

Posted by: NY Hot Dog Water at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (Opo0Q)

90 He'd better be packing. That's one ugly mother fucker.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (OZmbA)

91 "Progressive Penis-Picture-Tweeter Anthony Weiner"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (+z4pE)

92
Well, if he gets to be Mayor you can be sure he'll bring home the pork, amirite?

/budumtss

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppet Hands at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (3ZtZW)

93 Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten about that. The Jesse
Jackson purification ritual premised on the idea that if it's alright
with Jesse, it's got to be alright with you.


Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:16 PM (XUKZU)


Yeah but those "counseling sessions" got short sheeted when Shakedown Senior was revealed to have knocked up his assistant, which sent him into a "time for reflection" away from the MFM which lasted maybe 24 hours. Subsequently the mother of the bastard has sued him for unpaid child support.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 10, 2013 01:25 PM (5hYo4)

94 He's a keeper of the word ne.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2013 01:25 PM (KXm42)

95 So long as one of us can't text pictures of our cock to underaged girls, none of us are free.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:25 PM (XUKZU)

96
"The City of New York deserves a firm Weiner at the helm"



Posted by: Weiner Campaign Manager at April 10, 2013 01:25 PM (0IhFx)

97 91
"Progressive Penis-Picture-Tweeter Anthony Weiner"

Yeah? You say that three times fast. It gets worse.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:25 PM (ZOUmX)

98 Sigh, it's me being hard... Umm, I mean, it's hard being me!

Posted by: A. Weiner at April 10, 2013 01:26 PM (FcR7P)

99

If Clinton can get away with this:

http://www.alamo-girl.com/0262.htm

Then, any lib, any where, can get away with any thing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 01:26 PM (XYSwB)

100 96

"The City of New York deserves a firm Weiner at the helm"



Yes but he faces some stiff competition in the form of one 'Dick' Bloomberg

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2013 01:26 PM (OZmbA)

101 Shame: how does it fucking work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:27 PM (+z4pE)

102 This whole write up by Ace reminds me of some girlfriend going through her story of dating a pathological liar.

No the pathological liar isn't Weiner--

it's The NYT.

But she keeps on dating, er we all keep on reading it.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:27 PM (r2PLg)

103

Weiners in the office; balls out the window.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 01:27 PM (XYSwB)

104
Weiner Lets It All Hang Out!

*sponsored by the Weiner for Mayor Committee

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2013 01:27 PM (zLp5I)

105 I hate the scumfucking media so much. Hate to the power of infinity.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 10, 2013 01:27 PM (4Vr+0)

106
If Anthony Weiner cannot tweet dic-pics to random woman who follow him on Twitter, then you realize, that the terrorists have alreay won.

Like that terrorist fellow Andrew Breitbart.

Here, have a another bottle of Brawndo!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:28 PM (RFeQD)

107 Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart Weiner at April 10, 2013 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

108 Part of the reason the libs say things about Breitbart that many believe is because of that phoney, Glenn Beck, who stabbed him in the back, and apparently spread lies about him.

Posted by: Baldy at April 10, 2013 01:28 PM (opS9C)

109 All that hate will burn you up, kid.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:28 PM (RFeQD)

110 Why not Just change his name to Wiener Van Cock-Penis III, and have done with it. Let that freak flag fly.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 10, 2013 01:29 PM (q177U)

111 and so, like Bill Clinton after a few sessions in Jesse Jackson Jr.,


Arrrrrggh! My brain!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 10, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)

112 Two words explain why none of this will matter, and why Weiner will have a long career in politics:

Ted Kennedy

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2013 01:29 PM (uQail)

113 Nothing that Breitbart says can possibly be credible so we were justified in believing Weiner.

Posted by: The New York Times, All The News That Fits The Agenda at April 10, 2013 01:30 PM (8ZskC)

114 Less than reputable Andrew Breitbart says the less than reputable New York Times.


Newsprint can't die fast enough.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2013 01:30 PM (KXm42)

115 This is nothing. Barney Frank literally ran a gay whore house at the dawn of the age of AIDS and then spent the rest of his shitbag career blaming Ronald Reagan for the spread of the disease. They get a sick pleasure out of being depraved in plain sight.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2013 01:30 PM (ZshNr)

116 Well, I wonder if anyone has asked the really important question, which is what Indian tribe that Weiner is related to?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:30 PM (RFeQD)

117 @65
A Euro with a common fiscal and monetary policy of Keynesianism, Green 'energy' and cradle-to-grave socialism was not going to work either.

I can no longer count the times big government has failed in my lifetime. But the proponents just blame rich bankers in jets and move on to the next backdoor crony pork project with filthy lucre kickback straight into their campaigns.

Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (sOtz/)

118 How many people in the Muslim Brotherhood approve marriages with jews? I always thought this was a curious marriage. Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 01:24 PM (GoIUi)

Antknee, giving it the proper NYC pronunciation, was a useful idiot, chosen for his safe seat as a beard for Huma. What the Muslim Brotherhood got out of the deal was Hillary's complete cooperation in the Arab Spring.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (kXoT0)

119
the pictures were exchanged with an eye to mutual masturbation over the computer. The Times makes it sound as if it wasn't sexual.




Being fair, even oral sex isn't considered "sex" nowadays. I hear that from gals all the time.

There has been a cultural shift on that one.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

120 It looks like Weiner's psychological support dog is wearing a wet suit. Poor little bastard.

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (UzPAd)

121
and we're worried about Mark Sanford?!?!

we are such dopes

Posted by: soothieq at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (oxIUw)

122 Can't be any worse than Bloomberg, right?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (HDgX3)

123 Why blow past reasonable arguments to print something stupid?

Simple. NY Times reporting isn't about truth or even advancing the best version of their ideals. It's about maintaining a 4 million vote cushion among the least intelligent voters out there.

The Obama brain-trust, which includes the Times, know full well they aren't persuading anyone. They know independents and Republicans are essentially unwinnable for them. Low-info voters are their last refuge. Reasoned debate is confusing for those folks and risks losing their attention. Thus you get 'sex scandal without actual sex' and 'Mitt Romney wants to ban tampons' and all the rest.

As it happens, low-info voters don't read the Times. It's too thinky for them. What you just read was a first draft for the Daily Show writers which in turn is a first draft for whatever downmarket twaddle low-infos are into.

Posted by: Basil Seal at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (xvN0P)

124 He's coming for ya,

He's gonna get ya,

Attack of the Wiener Man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o3qlisMo3Q

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (LI48c)

125 So, you guys missing the Blue Angels, or whatever they call those jet plane guys?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius, Partyin' With Jay Z and Beyonce at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (8ZskC)

126 If anything oral sex is more sex than sex.


But keep telling yourselves that ladies.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (KXm42)

127 Being fair, even oral sex isn't considered "sex" nowadays. I hear that from gals all the time.

There has been a cultural shift on that one.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

____________
And this is a bad thing?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (HDgX3)

128
Being fair, even oral sex isn't considered "sex" nowadays. I hear that from gals all the time.

There has been a cultural shift on that one.

***

Binders full of women, though. That's bad.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (XUKZU)

129 I really don't care. let him run. NYC gets what it deserves. If they elect this piece of shit, I'll never spend another dime there.

Fuck them. The earned it.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (xmcEQ)

130 It looks like Weiner's psychological support dog is wearing a wet suit. Poor little bastard.
Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (UzPAd)


heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 01:32 PM (XYSwB)

131
All any potential Pubbie challenger has to do is hold up a picture of Weiner's weiner and ask, "Is this the guy you want as your mayor? Someone who sends pictures of his dick to other women? Really?"

If it was me, I'd make up campaign posters with a picture of my face on one side, and Weiner's junk on the other. Thousands of them. My TV advertising would have the same two pics. My business cards would be those two pics.

I'd disgrace that mewling quim so bad he'd never show his face in public again, and the mention of his name would result in howls of laughter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:33 PM (+z4pE)

132 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJRyJkQXyc

Perfect time to replay Breitbart's highjacking of the Weiner press conference. (Apologies if someone has already done this -- I haven't read carefully.)

Posted by: Mindy is about to be provoked into hosting a potluck at April 10, 2013 01:33 PM (wk9P4)

133 Ice just brought down a big limb from my tree out front. This is fucked.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:33 PM (01pgO)

134
Newsprint is not a Green Media outlet!

We have them now, Dr. Watson!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 10, 2013 01:33 PM (RFeQD)

135 Now Now Ace I am sure Al-NYT would be as gracious to a Republican who was trying to score underage tail as they were to HOT DOG!

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:33 PM (LRFds)

136 I actually think Weiner is the perfect mayoral candidate for NYC. The NYT is a joke - who cares what they think? The Post and Daily News will have blast ripping this clown apart. And who wouldn't want to run against this scrunt? If he thinks he was under scrutiny before, just wait until this is a debate topic! Can't wait until Chucky Schumer stands along side him and "supports his Weiner". The material is endless.

"Weiner Inserts Himself Into Mayor(al Race)"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (Z5KPR)

137 Progressive Cock Kneading and Stroking Anthony Weiner

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (q177U)

138 "Part of the reason the libs say things about Breitbart that many believe
is because of that phoney, Glenn Beck, who stabbed him in the back, and
apparently spread lies about him."

Baldy, his is one of the many problems we have with the conservative movement and the GOP. We are forced to get our news analysis and non-MSM information through a network of independent operators, who at any time can sandbag the movement by causing division.

Beck's is only one example. I could give you a long list of pundits who decided their place in the pantheon was more important than defeating Obama. A very long list.

I no longer buy most books put out by the usual people. I unsubscribed to Beck when he went after Palin through a comedian. I got mad at Palin, too, when she snarked about Romney and gave him a very lukewarm endorsement.

ALL of these people need to understand: IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU! And the same goes for senators and congressmen!

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (GoIUi)

139 OT: Have the NORKS launched the missile yet? I keep waiting for "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom"

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (YLZSZ)

140 RE:The picture of Anthony's weiner posted on this site, the one where he got a booboo for running into that seamount? I bet he won't post THATpic on twitter.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (NQdDJ)

141
We have to elect the Weiner to see whats in the Weiner.

Posted by: Nancy Palooza at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (Opo0Q)

142 "Bloomberg says Weiner 'all wet' on Big Gulp Issue"

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (OZmbA)

143 All any potential Pubbie challenger has to do is hold up a picture of
Weiner's weiner and ask, "Is this the guy you want as your mayor?
Someone who sends pictures of his dick to other women? Really?"



Now now, we can't afford to alienate the hispanic vote by being mean. They're the Sleeping Giant of the coming GOP Revival, you know.

Posted by: Karl Rove at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (8ZskC)

144 "Giuliani filled the potholes, I'll fill your in-boxes!"

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (ZshNr)

145 So let me get this straight. The Times has their boo-boo face on about poor lil Weiner because it was a sex scandal that didn't involve actual sex?

I'm sure then that they were also upset about Larry Craig's resignation?

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (gaOtJ)

146 115 This is nothing. Barney Frank literally ran a gay whore house at the dawn of the age of AIDS and then spent the rest of his shitbag career blaming Ronald Reagan for the spread of the disease. They get a sick pleasure out of being depraved in plain sight.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2013 01:30 PM (ZshNr)


__________

Shit.

I thought I "won" the -name a low life Dem that still won- contest with the Marion Berry reference.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (r2PLg)

147 Weiner campaign slogan:

As mayor, I won't dick around.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2013 01:36 PM (1Jaio)

148 I say we let the media burn... after we set them on fire

Posted by: Melodicmetal1 at April 10, 2013 01:36 PM (d/O2C)

149 You have to vote for the Weiner to find out what's in it.

Posted by: nanci bop pelosi at April 10, 2013 01:36 PM (PQs9U)

150
@62
It wasn't even just that he was so transparently hiding something...it was that he made the huge fuck-up of insulting the reporters. THAT was really screwed him:

EXACTAMUNDO

Posted by: drowningpuppies at April 10, 2013 01:36 PM (012vu)

151 Get used to calling him Mr. Mayor.

Posted by: First headline of 2014 at April 10, 2013 01:36 PM (fwARV)

152
Posted by: Nancy Palooza at April 10, 2013 01:35 PM (Opo0Q)


That was scary.

Posted by: nanci bop pelosi at April 10, 2013 01:37 PM (PQs9U)

153
April 10, 2013
Dear Ms. Humma Abedin:
Speak not ill of the dead, Cunt.
Cordially,
Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at April 10, 2013 01:37 PM (03IDC)

154 He's a sleazy asshole. Which means he's perfect as NYC mayor. I wish we had a few more sleazy assholes on our side. Our side if full of church attending upstanding citizens with morals and values. Hmmmm.....and we always get our asses kicked by the left. I wonder why that is?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:37 PM (HDgX3)

155 138 Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (GoIUi) ------- Good points.

Posted by: Baldy at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (opS9C)

156 What?!? not even a gratuitous reacharound post of Andrew taking over his press conference? That had to be one of the greatest moments of live TV. I keep wishing someone would do that to Obama when he disrespects everyone with his 'when I'm good and ready' approach to scheduled appearances.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (RB0el)

157 A country in rapid decline is not pretty. It's going to get worse.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (01pgO)

158 "Weiner Inserts Himself Into Mayor(al Race)"
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 10, 2013 01:34 PM (Z5KPR)

___________

Alt title:

There's A Worm in The Big Apple.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (r2PLg)

159 11 But I really can't say he'd be worse than Bloomberg.
Posted by: zsasz at April 10, 2013 01:06 PM (MMC8r)


....and it's come to this.

*resigned laugh of resignation to the utter FUCKING CLUELESSNESS of the average fucking retard in this country*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (9kTpm)

160 Actually, Antknee, was sending pictures of his man-meat to a girl who was not interested in him. He was stalking her.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:39 PM (kXoT0)

161 Anthony Weiner, AKA Tony Hotdog


Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2013 01:39 PM (OZmbA)

162 Why not just declare himself dick-tator?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:39 PM (XUKZU)

163
Crotchless or Commando?

Posted by: MTVidiot at April 10, 2013 01:39 PM (Opo0Q)

164 Soona, you are right that it's going to get worse. At my age, about all I can do is save money for the grandkids, have my house stocked with food, and pray.


Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 01:39 PM (GoIUi)

165 You guys just keep beating and beating Weiner over this.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (uhftQ)

166
Can't be any worse than Bloomberg, right?

He'll figure out a way to dick things up.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (0IhFx)

167 There's A Worm in The Big Apple.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (r2PLg)
There's a Pinworm in The Big AppleJust a tweak...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (kXoT0)

168 "Maybe Whiner will bring back that whole sleazy pervy feel of the 1970's to NYC again!

Back when crime was out of control and the city was broke?"

Plato's Retreat

Posted by: imsickofit at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (xJNNd)

169 157 A country in rapid decline is not pretty. It's going to get worse.
Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (01pgO)


I kinda wish there was a program, at least, so we know when to laugh, cry or blow our fucking brains out. I'll go to the lobby when it's time for #3.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (9kTpm)

170 CitizenEgg, pour vous:

132 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJRyJkQXyc

Posted by: Mindy is about to be provoked into hosting a potluck at April 10, 2013 01:33 PM (wk9P4)

Posted by: Mindy is about to be provoked into hosting a potluck at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (wk9P4)

171 Vote for Tony and get a dick picture on your Obamaphone!

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:40 PM (XUKZU)

172 Actually, Antknee, was sending pictures of his man-meat to a girl who was not interested in him. He was stalking her.

If she failed to take action to defend herself by vomiting or peeing in her pants, then she must bear some of the blame too.

Posted by: The University of Colorado - Colorado Springs Student Safety Committee at April 10, 2013 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

173

Mitch McConnell's office is bugged and he's the bad guy. The media of course make the focus of the story the "leaked" audio of his team denigrating Ashley Judd. He's the bad guy.

Fuck the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2013 01:41 PM (tqLft)

174 "Weiner Up for More Exposure as Mayoral Candidate"

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2013 01:41 PM (OZmbA)

175 A country in rapid decline is not pretty. It's going to get worse.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:38 PM (01pgO)

I do thank the Good Lord that I live in, By God Oklahoma....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:41 PM (kXoT0)

176
Course in the meantime, some senator from NJ is also getting away with human trafficking. But hey, no guns and no sugar for you. Those are bad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2013 01:41 PM (mKNJE)

177 164 Miss Marple,

Ma'am that ain't "all one can do" that is ALL one can do"

I still venerate how prepared my grandma was for all events.

Keep your head up.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:42 PM (LRFds)

178 A country in rapid decline is not pretty. It's going to get worse.

***

Look at the bright side. These are the good old days.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 10, 2013 01:42 PM (XUKZU)

179 "Weiner Makes a Come Back"

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2013 01:42 PM (OZmbA)

180
I regret that I have but one Weiner to give to my city.

Posted by: Candidate Weiner at April 10, 2013 01:42 PM (Opo0Q)

181 Weiner jockeying for position?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2013 01:43 PM (ZshNr)

182 In other words, a defense without any actual innocence.

Posted by: t-bird

And that, t-bird, is the perfect rejoinder.

Posted by: Dianna at April 10, 2013 01:43 PM (DV/Ik)

183 Weiner's position is firm.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 10, 2013 01:43 PM (rXcBX)

184 "...more creepy than anything else..."
---The New York Times

Weiner in 2014!

Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2013 01:43 PM (sOtz/)

185 weiner....the naked truth

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2013 01:43 PM (GVxQo)

186 179 Sphynx,

HOT DOG! has multiple O-gasms...

footage ideally never

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:43 PM (LRFds)

187 weiner...hard on crime

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2013 01:44 PM (GVxQo)

188 181 LincolnTF,


you forgot //Kama Sutra

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:44 PM (LRFds)

189 Our side if full of church attending upstanding citizens with morals and values. Hmmmm.....and we always get our asses kicked by the left. I wonder why that is?


Sometimes you just have to get down in the mud & wrassle the pig.
Always taking the high road when your opponent doesn't, will result in you getting your ass handed to you every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2013 01:44 PM (GFM2b)

190 Focusing on this by his opponents will help Wiener. Any time he's attacked, his response will be "I want to help the people of NYC and all my opponents want to do is talk about the past that have nothing to do with health care or crime".

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:45 PM (HDgX3)

191 At this point there are so many dicks in politics -- and here's another weiner?
To quote a Very Important Personage: At this point, what difference does it make? (please add shrieky edge to this question.)
And the new NYT is lying to promote their agenda? Oh my stars garters, that's unbelievable!
/sarc off

Posted by: Biblio at April 10, 2013 01:45 PM (7o8VY)

192 Weiner Rises Up in Polling.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:45 PM (r2PLg)

193
We love the smell of Weiner in the morning. He smells like victory.

Posted by: NY Lies at April 10, 2013 01:45 PM (Opo0Q)

194
Vote for Tony and get a dick picture on your Obamaphone!

Heh, my campaign would have Anthony's Wiener phone wallpaper.

This little asshole can be destroyed. And he deserves it. At the same time, his name can also be tied to every Dimocrat in the country.

It's low-hanging fruit for any Pubbie to harvest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:45 PM (+z4pE)

195
All any potential Pubbie challenger has to do is hold up a picture of
Weiner's weiner and ask, "Is this the guy you want as your mayor?
Someone who sends pictures of his dick to other women? Really?"


Wasn't there an old movie...that featured an upside down dick with a face painted on it, that appeared to talk? Clips of that need to be found, and each time Weiner makes a statement, or speech, it should be dubbed over the top of those clips, and released.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 10, 2013 01:46 PM (0IhFx)

196
The world's most wanted weiner.


http://youtu.be/ow-I2wJndn4

Posted by: Beefy Frankfurter at April 10, 2013 01:46 PM (i7B17)

197 Wiener looking for dark spot to inject himself.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 01:46 PM (xmcEQ)

198 Sometimes you just have to get down in the mud wrassle the pig.

Always taking the high road when your opponent doesn't, will result in you getting your ass handed to you every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2013 01:44 PM (GFM2b)

_________
Reid vs. McConnell is the perfect example of this. Reid will stab his mother in the back to get a bill passed. McConnell....well he could have stopped Obamacare but didn't so he could be home on Christmas Eve with the grandkids.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:46 PM (HDgX3)

199 How many people in the Muslim Brotherhood approve marriages with jews? I always thought this was a curious marriage.

My understanding was that you can do everything on the forbidden list if it's for the purpose of the jihad. Back when the wedding was planned, Weiner was an up-and-comer (SWIDT) and had a decent shot at the White House. Getting an operative in as First Lady would be huge for the Muslim Brotherhood, bigger than SCOAMF's occasional "yeah, I'll send you some planes because you hate America, now go away, time for golf."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 10, 2013 01:47 PM (/kI1Q)

200 190 Mr Mau Mau,

"What does this have to do with helping Jewish kids with free healthcare? Vote for me Joey M in election 2014!"

//Joseph Mengele

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:47 PM (LRFds)

201 Weiner Puts Himself Up for Office.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 01:47 PM (r2PLg)

202 I do thank the Good Lord that I live in, By God Oklahoma....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:41 PM (kXoT0)


-----------------------------------------


Except that the weather is sucking real bad right now. I'm worried about my trees. They had just started looking good after the last ice storm we had.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:47 PM (01pgO)

203 "What does this have to do with helping Jewish kids with free healthcare? Vote for me Joey M in election 2014!"

//Joseph Mengele


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:47 PM (LRFds)

_________
OK man seriously. Put the fucking bottle down. You're gonna hurt yourself.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:48 PM (HDgX3)

204 Being fair, even oral sex isn't considered "sex" nowadays. I hear that from gals all the time.

There has been a cultural shift on that one.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 10, 2013 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

Cultural or not, when the wiener is waved, sex is had.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:48 PM (ZOUmX)

205 As long as I get my pills, Mayor Weiner sounds good to me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 10, 2013 01:48 PM (71LDo)

206 204 Mr Mau mau,


"I cannot understand why my opponents will not help me stop violence against women!"

//OJ Simpson

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:49 PM (LRFds)

207 Weiner gives penetrating interview. NYT

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 10, 2013 01:49 PM (rXcBX)

208 Get used to calling him Mr. Mayor.

Then "President."

He was always on the list, but as soon as the dick pic came out, he went to the top of it. They might have to make him VP under a female president first, so we can all pretend shit ain't what it is, but he's in.

And he'll win with the largest "gender gap" in human electoral history.

And like I say every time it comes up, he'll be the last President of the United States.

Posted by: oblig. at April 10, 2013 01:49 PM (cePv8)

209 203 Volcano man,

you first

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:49 PM (LRFds)

210
Weiner? What a wanker!


But has a real shot at boning NYC.


So there's that.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at April 10, 2013 01:50 PM (p3KJP)

211 Please don't throw me in the volcano. My milk will dry up!

Posted by: Ergie Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:50 PM (ggRof)

212 209 oblig,

If America is gonna get fucked...may as well be with a true Wiener....

thanks tip the wait staff

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:50 PM (LRFds)

213 Hey at least you admitted you can't read more than 2 sentences per day, Volcano Boy.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 01:51 PM (xAtAj)

214 @ 203 obviously thinks he/she/it is edgy and provocative instead of the cheap mental weakling it is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 10, 2013 01:51 PM (3V9LU)

215 Assuming Weiner wins the democratic party primary - and that is not certain, then the GOP can bash him silly with it. But I suspect by the end of the primary it will have beaten flat.

Posted by: Penfold at April 10, 2013 01:51 PM (Fbt5B)

216 I didn't read the whole review, but I'm guessing Ace didn't like this movie.

Posted by: rickl at April 10, 2013 01:51 PM (zoehZ)

217 Substitute (R) for (D) and the press would be calling this clown a rapist/child molester/pervert and screaming at the top of their lungs for him to go to jail.... since he's a (D), well he's now "rehabilitated", was involved in a "It was a sex scandal without any actual sex — more creepy than anything else."

Fucking assclowns... suckers of the Barbed Cock of Satan

Posted by: Mjolnir, Banhammer from the Gates of Hell at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (Jls4P)

218 Ergie's too busy furiously masturbating to Weiner's wiener to follow up troll.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (xAtAj)

219 Fucking God. This is an incredibly long post about absolutely nothing. Not that I read anything that you write. I only read the first two sentences and the last two sentences. Get a life, ace. Kill yourself.
Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 10, 2013 01:48 PM (tjvRS)



What do you think of Weiner's use of the volcano as a symbol?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (rXcBX)

220 I love the subtle double entendres you morons are able to come up with. I tend to beat out my thoughts a little more ham fistedly.

Progressive Cock Dicking Mayorial Candidate Penis Stroker Cocking Anthony Cockner

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (q177U)

221
Focusing on this by his opponents will help Wiener. Any time he's attacked, his response will be "I want to help the people of NYC and all my opponents want to do is talk about the past that have nothing to do with health care or crime".

To which his opponent need only reply, "So, how many homeless people did your picture help feed? How many robberies did you stop?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (+z4pE)

222 Speaking of dicks ....
(tjvRS)

Cleanup, please.

Posted by: Mindy is about to be provoked into hosting a potluck at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (wk9P4)

223 NYT abandoned any sense of truth in journalism the day Pinch Sulzberger bumped Abe Rosenthal. Under Abe, the op-ed pages had a decidedly liberal bent, and the emphasis in the news pages was on stories liberals cared about, but if you read a factual report in those columns - including the op-ed pages - you could take it to the bank.

It was Rosenthal's insistence on "fact-checking" that fueled the media's later response to blogging, but the "fact" always was that it began and ended with him.

As Mayor, Weiner could do one thing no one sees as possible today: make people nostalgic for Bloomberg.

Posted by: Adjoran at April 10, 2013 01:53 PM (9uOra)

224 I didn't read the whole review, but I'm guessing Ace didn't like this movie.

I think he just hated the part with the volcano.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2013 01:53 PM (KXm42)

225 In a bit of guerrilla campaigning, the Weiner campaign is canvassing NY nursing homes and registering residents for their "Dongs for Dowagers" program. Every week, signees will receive an e-mail containing Anthony's Issue of the Moment and a secure link to a picture of the Congressman himself, just the way you know him best.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2013 01:53 PM (ZshNr)

226 Don't quote erg.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 01:53 PM (xAtAj)

227 Oh, btw. This winter storm is heading for you folks in the east. Enjoy.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (01pgO)

228 216 Penfold,

http://youtu.be/fVYfjKjICPc

Hot DOG! in WWE presents..... Hello Ladies

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (LRFds)

229 Ohnoes........Volcanoes......

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (KXm42)

230 So, his wife lied her ass off for that asshole. She can take a hike, too.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (ylg5A)

231 Boy, erg is trying hard to get banned. yet Ace deprives him of what he wants. No bragging to his fellow Koslims, DUNGites, or Puffhos for erg.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (uhftQ)

232 Guys, we may have a bug in the analysis here. I'm thinking that he's only running because people STOPPED looking at his wiener. He really is enjoying the press his little dickens got him in the first place.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (ZOUmX)

233 It's called taquiya, although they say it's predominantly a shia thing, although KSM, Jarrah, and a whole bunch of others did so just fine.

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (Jsiw/)

234 Wrap your mind around this:

Antknee, the nice Jewish boy who married Hillary's, ahem, "leavings" to help his career. His being ousted from that safe seat was an anomaly. Remember, he went to sex addict rehab afterward with an eye to his future career.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (kXoT0)

235
What we've got here is failure to consummate. Some women you just
can't reach. So you get what we had here last year, which is the way she
wants it. Well, she gets it. I don't like it any more than you men...

Posted by: Boss Weiner at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (Opo0Q)

236 I see ergie's got nothing to erg about, so he's just blathering.

Hey ergie poo? Take your own advice, pumpkin.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (4df7R)

237 If, intstead of Tweeting pics, he physically exposed himself in person to others, he would be called a "flasher." That is the equivalent , in the real world, to what Weiner did. How does Weiner's behavior square with the supposed care Democrats feel for women? Do women in general like having weird men send pics of their privates to them? Do women like to be flashed? This is what this man did, and I doubt he is "cured."

Posted by: Baldy at April 10, 2013 01:55 PM (opS9C)

238 If America is gonna get fucked...may as well be with a true Wiener....

thanks tip the wait staff



But just the tip.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2013 01:55 PM (GFM2b)

239 It's a' gettin' hot, and the magma is a' rising!
Rumble an'a Shake! He's startin' to quake
It's Volcano Boy!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2013 01:55 PM (mN8D3)

240 Weiner's weiner is old news.
The former vice-mayor of a town in TN racing down the highway at 90 mph, while hanging his weiner out the window while fapping exposing it all to women drivers should at least be 'Honorary Mayor'.

Posted by: Cheri at April 10, 2013 01:55 PM (G+Wff)

241 erg Ebert with another two jaws down movie review.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (5hYo4)

242 What difference does it make? Perv=Democrat, wow, what can happen to NY when the Moooslimbrotherhood comprises his cabinet? No big gulps or bacon!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (HVff2)

243 To which his opponent need only reply, "So, how many
homeless people did your picture help feed? How many robberies did you
stop?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (+z4pE)

_____________
No that's an idiotic response because it takes the conversation even more into the absurd. And Weiner can double down and say "this is what my opponents want to focus on, fine. I will focus on doing what I can to lead NYC forward". After all the giggles die down, beating Weiner over the head with this comes across as ridiculous and seriousness. Much like how Republicans got their asses handed to them with Clinton. **
** Yes, yes I know it wasn't about the sex it was the perjury

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (HDgX3)

244 There is the small issue of no Muslima marrying a non-Muslim under sharia. So unless Weiner is Muslim, Huma could be killed by right (honor killing) by her family or another Muslim or by a sharia court under fiqh. This is not an area where political Muslims are noted for broad-mindedness. Like apostasy or Christian evangelism, so many things in Islam really, it usually leads to killing.

The only exception is for jihad in foreign lands necessitating haram behavior to spread Islamic governance, religion, and sharia.

Oddly enough.

Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (sOtz/)

245 Now that's some first-class flailing around the NYT's doing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

246

Didn't these clowns move into a multimillion dollar condo in NYC way beyond their means recently? So, if some billionaire rents you a condo below market price, isn't that a gift that has to be declare as a government employee and for tax purposes?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (ylg5A)

247 To which his opponent need only reply, "So, how many homeless people did your picture help feed? How many robberies did you stop?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 01:52 PM (+z4pE)


"how much of law enforcement's time did you waste by claiming you were hacked and asking them to investigate when you knew it was you all along"

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (LI48c)

248 Catpiss, erg, and Hector walked into a bar...

and the bar exploded and everyone was happy and became millionaires the end.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (xAtAj)

249 "Meh. Nanny Bloomberg will suspend elections anyway, and will begin
wearing a garish military style uniform, complete with riding crop and
those funny pants that start out wide but then get tight below the knee."

Do I get epaulets? I love epaulets!

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (71LDo)

250 241
Weiner's weiner is old news.

The former vice-mayor of a town in TN racing down the highway at 90
mph, while hanging his weiner out the window while fapping exposing it
all to women drivers should at least be 'Honorary Mayor'.

Posted by: Cheri at April 10, 2013 01:55 PM (G+Wff)

Bloody hell, he should get a mention in the Guiness Book for "Most Contorted Driver." Not to mention the bruises from flying debris.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (ZOUmX)

251 195
All any potential Pubbie challenger has to do is hold up a picture of
Weiner's weiner and ask, "Is this the guy you want as your mayor?
Someone who sends pictures of his dick to other women? Really?"

Wasn't there an old movie...that featured an upside down dick with a face painted on it, that appeared to talk? Clips of that need to be found, and each time Weiner makes a statement, or speech, it should be dubbed over the top of those clips, and released.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket


The Groove Tube.

Posted by: backhoe at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (ULH4o)

252 The former vice-mayor of a town in TN racing down the highway at 90 mph, while hanging his weiner out the window while fapping exposing it all to women drivers should at least be 'Honorary Mayor'.
Posted by: Cheri
***

Call me when someone breaks my record of 120 mph fapping/flashing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (uhftQ)

253 Except that the weather is sucking real bad right
now. I'm worried about my trees. They had just started looking good
after the last ice storm we had.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 01:47 PM (01pgO)
We are above freezing here in Tulsa. But, a bad day in Oklahoma is a better day than a good day spent in many other places. I could name names of such places, but, why rub it in.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (kXoT0)

254 April 10, 2013 01:48 PM (tjvRS)<<<<

Why are you here again? Oh that's right because you are a loser. Can't cut it in real life so you have to lash out at others. I guess life is tough for losers like you. No real friends, nobody likes you. So sad you need the attention you can't get elsewhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2013 01:58 PM (mKNJE)

255 All fucking "journalists" should fucking die. In a car fire. It's not a threat, it's a prayer.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 01:58 PM (x3YFz)

256 and the bar exploded because it was built on top of an active volcano and everyone was happy and became millionaires the end.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (xAtAj)



FIFY

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 01:58 PM (4df7R)

257
Ace use to post a naked photo of himself, allegedly, reclining on a sofa with a pussy in his lap. Remember?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 01:58 PM (ylg5A)

258 and the bar exploded and everyone was happy and became millionaires the end.

That one never gets old. I especially like the millionaire part.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (KXm42)

259 224 Posted by: Adjoran at April 10, 2013 01:53 PM (9uOra)


Not returning Walter Duranty's Pulitzer Prize speaks volumes.

The NY Times, its staff and publishers are beneath contempt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (tqLft)

260 If somebody meets up with Gene Siskel, could you have him send me an air conditioner? And lots of suppositories.

Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (5hYo4)

261 Oh! Is there a troll!? I promise I won't get any blood on the porch and I'll hide the carcass when I'm done. Can I play with it?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (x3YFz)

262 244 Mr Mau Mau,

I just don't understand why my opponent will not help me help NYC on airport security....?

//Henry Hill

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (LRFds)

263 Call me when someone breaks my record of 120 mph fapping/flashing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (uhftQ)


Pics or it didn't.... Ah, hell.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (ZOUmX)

264 That's someones dad, you sick fuck.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 10, 2013 01:59 PM (q177U)

265
Do women really rub one off to a photo of a strange guy's dick? Or, is that a male fantasy?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (ylg5A)

266 151 Get used to calling him Mr. Mayor.
Posted by: First headline of 2014 at April 10, 2013 01:36 PM (fwARV)


Charles Barron might have something to say about that.

Not much of a choice, really. A detestable leftist stooge and a black-militant racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (tqLft)

267 What difference does it make? Perv=Democrat, wow, what can happen to NY when the Moooslimbrotherhood comprises his cabinet? No big gulps or bacon!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2013 01:56 PM (HVff2)


-------------------------------------


Speaking of bacon. Johnsonville came out with chedder and bacon flavored brauts. Mmmm mmmm.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (01pgO)

268 @ 190 - "Focusing on this by his opponents will help Wiener. Any time he's attacked, his response will be "I want to help the people of NYC and all my opponents want to do is talk about the past that have nothing to do with health care or crime".


Absolutely. If someone wants to text pictures of their penis to underage girls on their own time, that's their own business. We need to tell these right-wing sex-haters to BUTT OUT!

Posted by: Proud to be a Liberal Democrat! at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (YYJjz)

269 People are often disgusted once they see how a Weiner is made.

Posted by: chicago dog at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (PQs9U)

270 Remember, he went to sex addict rehab afterward with an eye to his future career.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 01:54 PM (kXoT0)



Annnnd obligatory - http://youtu.be/nekzfohNwuY (possibly somewhat NSFW)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

271 There is the small issue of no Muslima marrying a non-Muslim under
sharia. So unless Weiner is Muslim, Huma could be killed by right
(honor killing) by her family or another Muslim or by a sharia court
under fiqh. This is not an area where political Muslims are noted for
broad-mindedness. Like apostasy or Christian evangelism, so many things
in Islam really, it usually leads to killing.



The only exception is for jihad in foreign lands necessitating haram
behavior to spread Islamic governance, religion, and sharia.



Oddly enough.


That is what I wondered about, so thank you for pointing this out, Beagle. It seemed to me at the time that most mixed marriages would result in an honor killing or a fatwa.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (GoIUi)

272 Banhammer on 259, C'il vouz plait.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (ZOUmX)

273 Looking through old files I've saved, here's one:
"The Great Illegal Immigration Myth of '06
by John Hawkins
Posted Dec 27, 2006
Key bit:
Randy Graf, a tough on illegal immigration conservative, who was attempting to retain a seat held by Rep. Jim Kolbe, was torpedoed by the Republican Party. The Republican National Committee spent more than $200,000 supporting his opponent, Steve Huffman, in the primary. Then, after Graf soundly defeated Huffman, the RNC threw a tantrum and refused to support him against his extremely well funded challenger, Gabrielle Giffords. Additionally, Jim Kolbe also refused to endorse Graf. This allowed Giffords, who had a massive fund raising advantage, to successfully portray Graf as a candidate who was too extreme for his own party and that, not his position on illegal immigration, led to his defeat.
==========
How about that? The National GOP and the old guard gave us Giffords.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (VjL9S)

274 269 JJ Sefton,

Back the Black panther


hell I will


MONEYBOMB

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (LRFds)

275 !BENGHAAAAAAAAAZI!!

Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (tjvRS)


Um. hey fucko. I lost a good friend in that firefight. Tread lightly.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (x3YFz)

276 Absolutely. If someone wants to text pictures of
their penis to underage girls on their own time, that's their own
business. We need to tell these right-wing sex-haters to BUTT OUT!

Posted by: Proud to be a Liberal Democrat! at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (YYJjz)

________
Well yeah, pretty much. This is NYC, not Topeka. You guys keep forgetting that.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (HDgX3)

277 Do women really rub one off to a photo of a strange guy's dick? Or, is that a male fantasy?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (ylg5A)

No, we do not want to see your little friend. Pull it out uninvited and wave it in our face and we might just pinch it off with our long red fingernails and stuff it down your throat.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (kXoT0)

278 I feel the immanence of the second coming of Weiner.

Posted by: melanerpes at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (zs4Yp)

279 "...like Bill Clinton after a few sessions in Jesse Jackson Jr.,..."


The fuck?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (7ObY1)

280 >>63
The New York Times attempts this very Clintonesque defense:



"It was a sex scandal without any actual sex"



In other words, a defense without any actual innocence.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2013 01:19 PM (FcR7P)<<

Nailed it t-bird. In my house, if I had done what Weiner had done, I would get bobbitted with extreme prejudice. Wouldn't matter if their was no physical sex.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2013 02:02 PM (KjlbF)

281 No, we do not want to see your little friend. Pull it out uninvited and wave it in our face and we might just pinch it off with our long red fingernails and stuff it down your throat.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 02:01 PM (kXoT0)

Go on...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 10, 2013 02:02 PM (xAtAj)

282 ace is actually on Twitter trying to have a conversation with the NYT.

It's a little like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking for you money back- it's all a scam.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:02 PM (r2PLg)

283 I tried to send a picture of my weiner to the neighborhood children, but I couldn't figure out how to use the electron microscope.

Posted by: Ergie Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (ggRof)

284
Ace, please put up Naked Testicle Spider Man for the noobs!

Posted by: soothieq at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (QVBzT)

285 He's got Bill's to pay, but blows his top anyway
It's Volcano Boy!

Kinda short and round, schmall and stout
Look out!
It's Volcano Boy!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (mN8D3)

286 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 01:57 PM (uhftQ) Pics or it didn't.... Ah, hell.
Posted by: tcn
***

I'm sure there are pics somewhere, but not by me. One hand was needed to steer ya know.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (uhftQ)

287
I wonder what method ergie the loser will off himself. I'm guessing it will be dumbfuckery. Nobody in real life will miss him though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (mKNJE)

288 Go on...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 10, 2013 02:02 PM (xAtAj)

____________
You'd owe me a new keyboard if I were drinking something when I read that.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (HDgX3)

289 283 tasker,

ah shit someone get the dart gun and some Ewok Chow....

Ace is chasing Howell Raines' Love bus again....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (LRFds)

290 280 Do women really rub one off to a photo of a strange guy's dick? Or, is that a male fantasy?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 02:00 PM (ylg5A)


____________

Do American women like Speedos?

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)

291 ace is actually on Twitter trying to have a conversation with the NYT.



It's a little like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking for you money back- it's all a scam.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:02 PM (r2PLg)


Yeah I'm watching. It's like arguing with a rock... except a rock isn't willfully stupid.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:04 PM (x3YFz)

292 >>It's a little like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking for you money back- it's all a scam.

Why bother?. . .they know you're going to call.


Posted by: looking closely at April 10, 2013 02:04 PM (6Q9g2)

293
Think how utterly hilarious the whole episode was. If only Weiner was a Republican, it would have been the joke of the century.

Posted by: chicken mama at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (kuVFI)

294

eggmcmuffin is praying to his gods for another school shooting

Posted by: soothieq at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (eHNxr)

295 282
ace is actually on Twitter trying to have a conversation with the NYT.



It's a little like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking for you money back- it's all a scam.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:02 PM (r2PLg)

_____________
That applies to all of twitter. It's a scam in the sense that people actually think what happens on twitter is important.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (HDgX3)

296 Do American women like Speedos?





Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)


thongs, huge bellies and back hair. Shoot, I just described myself again.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (x3YFz)

297

ot

Both of these nurses said, they quit to protect their own medical licenses, stunned by what they called a meat-market style of assembly-line abortions.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9059172

The former nurses claim that a rush to get patients in and out left operating tables soiled and unclean.

Werbrich said "It's not washed down, it's not even cleaned off. It has bloody drainage on it."

"They could be at risk of getting hepatitis, even AIDS," added Vasikonis.



planned parenthood -- is a hood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 02:06 PM (XYSwB)

298 That applies to all of twitter. It's a scam in the sense that people actually think what happens on twitter is important.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (HDgX3)

Good enough to get Weiner kicked temporarily...

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 02:06 PM (xAtAj)

299 tjvRS

You know what I find silly about you, ergie fergie? You think that socking Andrew Breitbart is going to make us angry. What you don't realize is that every time you post as Breitbart, you're proving his point. Every single time you use his name to cover your own identity, you're acting out Breitbart'sobservations of leftist behavior to a tee. You dont' understand that, do you? Try and wrap your tiny brain around the fact that, rather than being angry, we are LAUGHING at you. We are LAUGHING. And Breitbart is up in heaven looking down at you and rolling his eyes and saying, "Good grief, this guy just doesn't get it."

You're hilarious, ergie. You really are. If you didn't exist, we would have to invent you. There is no more perfect and pathetic exemplar of the delusional pathology of the leftwing hivemind than you. You are a test case in worthless.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:06 PM (4df7R)

300 thongs, huge bellies and back hair. Shoot, I just described myself again.


Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (x3YFz)


Must be a pretty impressive tool to have built a shed like that over it.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2013 02:07 PM (ZOUmX)

301 Good enough to get Weiner kicked temporarily...

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 10, 2013 02:06 PM (xAtAj)

_______________
That was a byproduct of twitter since he fucked up. But the random day to day shit on twitter...YAWN.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:07 PM (HDgX3)

302 Barney Frank ran a gay whorehouse out of his apartment.
Bill Clinton routinely received blow jobs from his intern and reportedly violated her womanhood with a cigar, then smoked it.
Anthony Wiener sent a picture of his cock to young girls around the internet.

Good fucking thing we never hear from those assholes Trent Lott or Tom Delay anymore. Geez....

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:07 PM (xmcEQ)

303 That applies to all of twitter. It's a scam in the sense that people actually think what happens on twitter is important. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (HDgX3)
Weren't we told that Obama was elected by means of Twitter and Facebook?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 10, 2013 02:07 PM (/GQ3Y)

304 Are Little Smokies kosher?

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2013 02:07 PM (UzPAd)

305 We don't see any comedic material here whatsoever.

Posted by: SNL at April 10, 2013 02:08 PM (BrQrN)

306 >>Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:06 PM (4df7R)<<



I do like the cut of this MWR person's jib. I can see why her attendance at the meetup is desired. Carry on.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2013 02:08 PM (KjlbF)

307 296 Do American women like Speedos?





Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)


thongs, huge bellies and back hair. Shoot, I just described myself again.
Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (x3YFz)


___________

Yikes.

There goes lunch again.

Blown.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:09 PM (r2PLg)

308 I got the Hunger Games catching fire book yesterday and finished it in the same day.
That doesn't make me gay does it?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:09 PM (uhftQ)

309 You're hilarious, ergie. You really are. If you
didn't exist, we would have to invent you. There is no more perfect and
pathetic exemplar of the delusional pathology of the leftwing hivemind
than you. You are a test case in worthless.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:06 PM (4df7R)


If there's one thing liberals are good at it's an endless pool of irony and hilarity. Without these dipshits what would we do for entertainment?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:09 PM (x3YFz)

310 Even though my asshole is being shredded by the barbed cock of Satan for eternity, I still wouldn't trade places with erg.

Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 10, 2013 02:09 PM (5hYo4)

311 The gun control story on the side bar is threadworthy. Erg is a tick on an Orc dick.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2013 02:10 PM (OlN4e)

312 289 283 tasker,

ah shit someone get the dart gun and some Ewok Chow....

Ace is chasing Howell Raines' Love bus again....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:03 PM (LRFds)

_____________

LOL!

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2013 02:10 PM (r2PLg)

313 Weiner to run for mayor, pecker gnats excited by campaign buzz.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 10, 2013 02:11 PM (rXcBX)

314 I got the Hunger Games catching fire book yesterday and finished it in the same day.

That doesn't make me gay does it?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:09 PM (uhftQ)


um. I'm not sure if you'll be able to come back from that one. You *could* have read Navy SEAL Sniper, but nope, off you went.

You're gay. Start hanging curtains.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:11 PM (x3YFz)

315 Kermit Gosnell...Anthony Weiner...Adam Lanza.
That's one twisted group right there.

I wonder if they have anything in common politically?

Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at April 10, 2013 02:11 PM (iLPpo)

316 As always, remember not to click any tinyurl links in stories like this. Speedway Bomber Brett Kimberlain and his buddies like to use that trick to get you to navigate to a website they control, so they can obtain your IP Address to figure out who you are.

Posted by: abc at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (8TAPz)

317 If this MF was a Republican, the NYT would have run dozens of articles quoting feminist leadersand academics about how sending Dicpics to younger women isthe functional equivalent of rape. Rapey rapey rape. That's all we would have heard. Another Republican who thinks nothing is wrong with Rape.

Instead, it's a "sex scandal without any actual sex."

Double standard much????

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (Q4elb)

318 um. I'm not sure if you'll be able to come back from that one. You *could* have read Navy SEAL Sniper, but nope, off you went.You're gay. Start hanging curtains.
Posted by: tangonine
***

Crud. Does it count that I have read SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 6, and manny other manly books?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (uhftQ)

319 @271
Miss Marple

If anything Islam is growing less tolerant of marriages between Shia and Sunni or Muslims and non-Muslims. Used to be more common in places like the Balkans, Lebanon, Syria or Iraq.

As a consequence of Iranian and Saudi dominance of Islam and the many sectarian wars in progress, the trend is problematic. Huma is from a Wahhabi family, right?

Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2013 02:13 PM (sOtz/)

320 This thread is becoming limp.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 02:13 PM (01pgO)

321 Crud. Does it count that I have read SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 6, and manny other manly books?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (uhftQ)


No, but your spelling should be looked into, dumb hick clinging to your guns and religion.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:13 PM (xmcEQ)

322
It was a sex scandal without any actual sex — more creepy than anything else.

So, even without any actual sex, they want a creepster for a mayor? Or, Anthony's Weiner thinks they want a creepster for a mayor?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (+z4pE)

323
Crud. Does it count that I have read SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 6, and manny other manly books?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (uhftQ)
Well props for NSS, but... hunger games? Happy hat for you.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (x3YFz)

324 Crud. Does it count that I have read SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 6, and manny other manly books? Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (uhftQ) No. Especially if you were stroking while reading them.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (OlN4e)

325 Instead, it's a "sex scandal without any actual sex."



Double standard much????

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:12 PM (Q4elb)



Thus my comment in 302.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (xmcEQ)

326 If this MF was a Republican

Now that's funny shit! We could seriously do a whole shoe on that!

Posted by: SNL at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (BrQrN)

327 That was a byproduct of twitter since he fucked up. But the random day to day shit on twitter...YAWN.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 02:07 PM (HDgX3)


The same can be said of the vast majority of crap in the mainstream news media, on the local police blotter, or in the daily classified section. But when there's something important going on, Twitter has a leg up on those and other venues because it's instantaneous.

It's another tool in the information playbook. If you know how to use it, it's a hammer. If you don't, you get someone else to use it for you. That's why I only Twitter occasionally. I leave it to those better versed in Twitter'quette to find the important stuff and bring it to light for me to re-Tweet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (4df7R)

328 Nothing more than Clinton's power sphere growing daily.
After all, she has good hair ya know?

Posted by: Courtesy Flush at April 10, 2013 02:15 PM (8lB0x)

329 Pearl Harbor would never have happened if the US hadn't been involved in the D-Day of Europe.

-The NY Times Archives, February 4, 1927

Posted by: The New York Times at April 10, 2013 02:15 PM (D8pR3)

330 No, but your spelling should be looked into, dumb hick clinging to your guns and religion.


Posted by: � Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:13 PM (xmcEQ)


Seriously? Dick? WTF did you do, get ported here from a 90's AOL chat room?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:16 PM (x3YFz)

331 thongs, huge bellies and back hair. Shoot, I just described myself again.
Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:05 PM (x3YFz)


___________

Yikes.

There goes lunch again.

Blown.


Best weight loss diet evah!!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (GFM2b)

332 Weiner belongs on "I Used To Be a Celebrity!", not a ballot. For a City that amuses itself with the notion that they're sophisticated, they fall for carnival hucksters and frauds time and time again. Metro-rubes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (ZshNr)

333 The Soviet Union has stepped up it's space exploration program, and launced Sputnik in a response to the American sponsored Moon Landing.

The NY Times Archives, July 6th 1965

Posted by: The New York Times at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (D8pR3)

334 No, but your spelling should be looked into, dumb hick clinging to your guns and religion.
Posted by: © Sponge
***

Sorry. It's hard to drive, post, and fap out my car window at the same time.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (uhftQ)

335 New York relieves itself from being taken seriously ever again if they elect this fuckhole as mayor.

First the communist douchebag, now the internet stalker? Fuck NYC.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (xmcEQ)

336 No. Especially if you were stroking while reading them.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2013 02:14 PM (OlN4e)


Is it "bring an asshole to AoS Day" and no one told me?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:18 PM (x3YFz)

337 Beagle, yes, from a Wahhabi family. Her mother teaches at a university in Saudi Arabia, I believe.

I just do not understand how this has been ignored without anyone, even conservative blog sites, asking about it. Of course, I could have missed it.

I remember when they got married with a BIG spread with Hummah in her wedding gown (designer of course) and there was a discussion about how beautiful her clothes are (designer, which cost big bucks).

No one asks where she gets her money. No one asks about how the family felt about the marriage. No one asks Weiner about his views on Israel and no one asks Hummah, either.

This is example #176 of why I realize that the reporters are corrupt, and why I realize we are all on our own.


Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 02:18 PM (GoIUi)

338 Sorry. It's hard to drive, post, and fap out my car window at the same time.



Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (uhftQ)


Are you the guy in the ONT that was driving with his sack out the window at high speeds?

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:18 PM (xmcEQ)

339 No. Especially if you were stroking while reading them.
Posted by: maddogg
***

Nope. I save that for driving down the freeway or videos of jihadis getting blown up by missiles.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:18 PM (uhftQ)

340 Today closes a sad chapter in American history with the Withdrawing of our troups from Korea. If only we had learned from our folly during the Vietnam War.

The NY Times Archives - September 11th, 1961

Posted by: The New York Times at April 10, 2013 02:19 PM (D8pR3)

341
Hey...you know why Weiner wears a tie, right? It keeps the foreskin from rolling up over his face during press conferences, and pubic appearances.

I...meant 'public', of course.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 10, 2013 02:19 PM (0IhFx)

342

ugh
that story on drudge re: the flash mob has turned into a smorgasbord of racist comments -- really ugly comments

dumbasses

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 10, 2013 02:19 PM (XYSwB)

343 Sorry. It's hard to drive, post, and fap out my car window at the same time.



Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (uhftQ)


It's easier if you have a team. I'd recommend Nancy Pelosi, you can assign her to whatever task you deem necessary.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:19 PM (x3YFz)

344 Is it "bring an asshole to AoS Day" and no one told me?


Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:18 PM (x3YFz)


I will be banning this practice soon, unless you bring conservative Republicans.

Posted by: Mayor Bloomcounty at April 10, 2013 02:19 PM (xmcEQ)

345 New York relieves itself from being taken seriously ever again if they elect this fuckhole as mayor.First the communist douchebag, now the internet stalker? Fuck NYC.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (xmcEQ)



Yeah, if you want my personal opinion they already passed that event horizon years ago. NYC is a punchline to me now and always will be; just like Detroit or Newark, though for vastly different reasons.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:20 PM (4df7R)

346 Posted by: � Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:13 PM (xmcEQ)

Seriously? Dick? WTF did you do, get ported here from a 90's AOL chat room?
Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:16 PM (x3YFz)


Always assume there's an implied <sarc> tag in most comments. Plus around here 'spelling-challenged-gun-clinging hick' is a term of endearment.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 10, 2013 02:20 PM (pAlYe)

347 >For a City that amuses itself with the notion that they're sophisticated, they fall for carnival hucksters and frauds time and time again. Metro-rubes.


well said

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 10, 2013 02:20 PM (8sCoq)

348 fo' shizzle mah nizzles

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 10, 2013 02:21 PM (8sCoq)

349 Are you the guy in the ONT that was driving with his sack out the window at high speeds?
Posted by: © Sponge
***

No. That guy is a coppycat. That ameteur only got up to 90 mph.
It doesn't get good until 105 mph.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:21 PM (uhftQ)

350 Off-topic theory of why long term unemployment is so much worse after this recession -- computer job boards and vastly expanded background checks.

To apply to almost any job these days -- even low level retail jobs -- involves filling out an application with employment history and background with an employment agency. Agency then conducts background checks and verification of employment history.

Even ten years this was not the norm. It was easy to lie on an application and fudge past jobs. So if somebody had a gap in employment history it wasn't that hard to lie and get back in the job market.

Today it's really, really hard to lie. Somebody who's been out of work for 6 months, 12, months, 24 months ... can't hide it. They also can't hide any credit problems they developed during that time.

There is no more starting over in new town. There's no more turning over a new leaf. Or getting over a health problem. Or getting over a mental illness.

Once you have a large gap that's a huge red flag to employers. They surmise, often correctly, that there's a good reason the person didn't work for so long.

Lying about our past is much harder today. And this has removed some of the grease that lubricated the economy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (ZPrif)

351 I just do not understand how this has been ignored without anyone, even conservative blog sites, asking about it. Of course, I could have missed it.

Michelle Bachmann asked about it, and promptly got laughed into the background for being So Silly.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (4df7R)

352 346 maet,

Can I haz stylebook?

Oh Maet....

I don't really cry out Ampersand....


it's Antknee Antknee

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (LRFds)

353
Always assume there's an implied <sarc>
tag in most comments. Plus around here 'spelling-challenged-gun-clinging
hick' is a term of endearment.


Posted by: Mætenloch at April 10, 2013 02:20 PM (pAlYe)


Thank you.

Yes....I figured I've been here long enough to have the Sarc tag understood on such ridiculous comments, but I guess I type corrected.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (xmcEQ)

354 New York relieves itself from being taken seriously ever again if they elect this fuckhole as mayor.First the communist douchebag, now the internet stalker? Fuck NYC.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:17 PM (xmcEQ)


-----------------------------------------------


So you've taken NYC seriously in the past? I've never taken NYC seriously. They've always seemed light-in-the-loafers balmy to me. Plus, they're a bunch of rude fucks.

Posted by: Soona at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (01pgO)

355 Weiner 2014: Just the Man for Hard Times.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 10, 2013 02:23 PM (QupBk)

356 349 Tillikum,

It's the bernoulli principle...

SCIENCE! boys SCIENCE!


Until you get to ~685 MPH then compression makes it "OW OW OW OW OH!"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:23 PM (LRFds)

357 Always assume there's an implied <sarc> tag in
most comments. Plus around here 'spelling-challenged-gun-clinging hick'
is a term of endearment.


Posted by: M�tenloch at April 10, 2013 02:20 PM (pAlYe)


I do! Maet... I've been here for about 10 years but every now and then I fall for one.


Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:23 PM (x3YFz)

358 Mutual masturbation isn't considered sex either. For example, a panel discussion on MSNBC, or posting in a forum on DU or Kos. Neither of them are called that.

Posted by: Roy at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (VndSC)

359 #351 Michelle Bachmann DID bring it up, now that you mention it. Thanks! At least someone was paying attention.

Of course, gardasil made her opinion stupid or something.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (GoIUi)

360 In Response to Reman Troops marching on Belgum and France, an assination attempt was made on Archduke Franz Ferdinan by a Russian Army officer. The Arch-Duke's condition has yet to be officially confirmed.

The New York Times Archives - June 4th, 1906

Posted by: The New York Times at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (D8pR3)

361
A lie which was not consequence-free, either-- to this day, I and many others on the right are being cyberstalked and harassed by left-wing lunatics who believed (and still believe!) Weiner's initial claims, and the conspiracy theories shopped to Rachel Maddow, which she giddily ran on her program every night.

Ace:

I don't know if this will come as any comfort, BUT...

I heard yesterday on ABC Radio News that several Hollywood stars had been recently subjected to a horrible thing called swatting, and that police were taking these events very seriously.

Nothing, of course, was mentioned about how the practice started out as a way to intimidate conservative bloggers. But at least the press no longer ignores it or characterizes it as a "prank."

At least if the victim is a Hollywood type.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (tOkJB)

362 Hillary's chewing my box.

What difference does it make?!?!?!

Posted by: Huma at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (+iA5G)

363 Thank you.Yes....I figured I've been here long enough to have the Sarc tag understood on such ridiculous comments, but I guess I type corrected.

That's just the kind of typical response I would expect from a RINO douchebag.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (BrQrN)

364 it's Antknee Antknee


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (LRFds)

Sniff, sniff, I am so proud, you shall enjoy an extra tot of Valurite and an extra tub of pudding tonight. Quartermaster, issue Sven, extras rations.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (kXoT0)

365 Weiner 2014: Just the Man for Hard Times.
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 10, 2013 02:23 PM (QupBk)


Hard? Yeah... Let's just say I believe he'll run a limp campaign that goes soft on the important issues and offers impotent solutions everywhere else.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (4df7R)

366 Yes....I figured I've been here long enough to have
the Sarc tag understood on such ridiculous comments, but I guess I type
corrected.


Posted by: � Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (xmcEQ)


My bad sponge. You will be compensated for my ineptitude at the Ineptitude Compensation Department.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (x3YFz)

367 "We Need Weiner Now More Than Ever!"

Posted by: Department of Acuracy at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (+I8Mq)

368 OK, a quick recap.

We have a dyke whom everyone hates who is married to a woman and is the chair of the city council running.

NY Slime obviously is shopping for a new candidate, they have run at least three stories on what a "prick" she is.

So, NOW we have a Joo sex pervert coming to their rescue?

You can't make this shit up.

Yankees, they do the darnedest things.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (wR+pz)

369 #337 I remember when Vogue did a story on Huma and all her fancy designer fashions. This was early in the 2008 campaign, when Hillary was still the perceived frontrunner and Anna Wintour had not fallen in love with Obama yet. I wondered then how she was able to afford all those expensive duds on a Senate salary. She probably had her wedding gown given to her by the designer.

Fashion is something else that is frowned upon by the jihadists. But Huma is a well known New York fashionista.

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (qE3AR)

370
I do! Maet... I've been here for about 10 years but every now and then I fall for one.




Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:23 PM (x3YFz)


I truly try to only offend libs, trolls and douchebags, but sometimes there's collateral damage.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (xmcEQ)

371 It's the bernoulli principle...SCIENCE! boys SCIENCE!Until you get to ~685 MPH then compression makes it "OW OW OW OW OH!"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077
***

You are absolutely right. That is also why I've been banned from flying Southwest airlines.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (uhftQ)

372 "Weiner Rears His Head Again"
"Weiner Has The Perfect Head For Politics"
"Weiner Backs Into Mayoral Race"
If he loses:
"Weiner Comes Up Short"
"Weiner Gets Blown Away By ___________"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (Z5KPR)

373 >>>Until you get to ~685 MPH then compression makes it "OW OW OW OW OH!"

If you get up to the speed of light, you can see yourself coming and going at the same time.

Posted by: Roy at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (VndSC)

374 I was just pondering that in a city of millions and millions of people, the overwhelming majority of which are Democrats, there's no one out there better than Weiner to run?


No city council member, no state senator, no think tank president, no school board member, no philanthropist, no CEO, no hedge fund manager, no community organizer, no one like that. Nope. Anthony Weiner.


Okay then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (VtjlW)

375 OT, but if the content of this blog wasn't so wonderful, I'd have abandoned it long ago because of its awful behavior in browsers. Crash, freeze, lock-up, etc etc etc.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (P7hip)

376 My bad sponge. You will be compensated for my ineptitude at the Ineptitude Compensation Department.


Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (x3YFz)


No harm no foul.

It's all good.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:27 PM (xmcEQ)

377
361 -

Yeah, I've heard this in other settings too. The breathless reporting on the terrible harm being done to celebrities. It's at moments like that I have the Bruce Willis in Die Hard thought pop into my head: "welcome to the party, pal!"

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2013 02:27 PM (TOk1P)

378
Yankees, they do the darnedest things.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 10, 2013 02:25 PM (wR+pz)


Teeth count. Now.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:27 PM (x3YFz)

379 "Weiner Stiffens Against Pounding by Critics"

Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2013 02:27 PM (+iA5G)

380 Maybe Whiner will bring back that whole sleazy pervy feel of the 1970's to NYC again!

Back when crime was out of control and the city was broke?

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2013 01:08 PM (zLp5I)


Yeah, but coke was cheap and there was a lot of it.

Posted by: NYC Choom Gang at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (wR+pz)

381 This piece of shit cannot be allowed back into 'mainstream' society. If I or anyone did this and it was passed all over at work, we'd be fired in a fucking second. shit, i've been fired for rolling my eyes at a superior before

Weiner should be laughed out of town with his creepy gay cruizing pics. Did he just get finished sucking some anon cock in the gas station bathroom or what? Seriously what a creep

We all need to hit twitter HARD anytime this jerk is in the news.

Posted by: We are doomed. at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (B4kSp)

382 That's just the kind of typical response I would expect from a RINO douchebag.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 10, 2013 02:24 PM (BrQrN)



I smell this stale thread turning into a flamewar very soon.....fuckin Canadians.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (xmcEQ)

383 No one asks where she gets her money. No one asks about how the family felt about the marriage. No one asks Weiner about his views on Israel and no one asks Hummah, either.This is example #176 of why I realize that the reporters are corrupt, and why I realize we are all on our own.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 10, 2013 02:18 PM (GoIUi)

Michele Bachmann raised official questions about Huma Abedin's familial ties and one-degree-of-separation connectionsto the Muslim Brotherhood, et al. Bachmann considered those ties important, given Huma's professional and personal relationship to then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Bachmann was condemned for making those inquiries and raising those questions by John McCain, among other prominent Republicans.

As an aside, Bachmann has never wavered from her support of the Tea Party movement. That her presidential campaign was amateurishly ran and poorly managed (largely because her husband Marcus was given a greater role in the campaign than any political novice should've been) was a reflection on her judgement, but doesn't detract from her integrity or political courage.

Posted by: troyriser at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (vtiE6)

384 I'm pretty sure - no, I'm absofuckinglutely positive...someone needs to let Mr. Weiner know that Anthony Weiner is no William Jefferson Clinton.

Slick Willie could probably charm and talk me onto my knees.

Weiner would start to open his mouth and talk me into several felony charges.

I know different personality types play differently in different places - but, damn. Lightning won't strike twice here.

Posted by: akula51 at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (Vgn84)

385 It's easier if you have a team. I'd recommend Nancy Pelosi, you can assign her to whatever task you deem necessary.
Posted by: tangonine
***

That's just disgusting. You're a sicko.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (uhftQ)

386 OT, but if the content of this blog wasn't so
wonderful, I'd have abandoned it long ago because of its awful behavior
in browsers. Crash, freeze, lock-up, etc etc etc.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (P7hip)


huh... no crashes or freezes for the rest of us. I think you're being watched. Did you lock your doors? I wouldn't start that car if I were you.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:29 PM (x3YFz)

387 Yeah, two of the celebrities "swatted" were Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber, oh the humanity, can't we let those poor kids enjoy their Beverly Hills mansions in peace?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 02:29 PM (kXoT0)

388 @382 Go easy on the Candians - they just got their first Target stores.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 10, 2013 02:29 PM (Z5KPR)

389
No city council member, no state senator, no think tank president, no school board member, no philanthropist, no CEO, no hedge fund manager, no community organizer, no one like that. Nope. Anthony Weiner.


Okay then.


It's as though they aren't really serious about politics up there. That plus the fact that they haven't done diddly-squat about Little Napoleon's overreaches either. I guess there's no such thing as a recall election in NYC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 10, 2013 02:29 PM (+z4pE)

390 That's just disgusting. You're a sicko.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2013 02:28 PM (uhftQ)


Awww. Nicest thing anyone's said to me all day!

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:30 PM (x3YFz)

391 No city council member, no state senator, no think tank president, no school board member, no philanthropist, no CEO, no hedge fund manager, no community organizer, no one like that. Nope. Anthony Weiner. Okay then.

Personally, I'm sort of glad and am hoping for the Rise of the Weiner. Since I've resigned myself to experiencing The Burning Times, I would at least like the future author of The Decline and Fall of the American Empire to have plenty of examples available for educational purposes.

Of course, those future fucktards won't learn anything either, but at least it will be nicely documented!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 10, 2013 02:30 PM (BrQrN)

392 Wiener Jerked from Sidelines; Thrust into Cavernous Mayoral Hole.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:30 PM (xmcEQ)

393 #368 Anthony Weiner is a darling of the liberal establishment. I have never understood why. But he was clearlybeing groomed for higher office. He was a minor star on MSNBC before the scandal and resignation. I think he might have had designs to push Kristen Gillibrand out and take her Senate seat last year. I guess he is just one of those feisty leftwingers that everyone on the left just swoons over for no apparent reason.

I wouldn't worry about him being pushed for President, though. Today's Democratic Party will never nominate a Jew, not even one married to a Muslim.

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:31 PM (NYnoe)

394 Weiner said being mayor of NYC is a hard job.

Posted by: Roy at April 10, 2013 02:31 PM (VndSC)

395 I do remember thinking at the time... If I were a guy and if my wife PREFERRED to sleep with Hillary, then maybe, I might be pissed off enough to send shots of my junk to some girl.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 10, 2013 02:31 PM (kXoT0)

396 OT, but if the content of this blog wasn't so

wonderful, I'd have abandoned it long ago because of its awful behavior

in browsers. Crash, freeze, lock-up, etc etc etc.




Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2013 02:26 PM (P7hip)



Download Malwarebytes and run the full scan.

you've got something funny going on there.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 10, 2013 02:32 PM (xmcEQ)

397 Biggest problem for NYC Democrats is finding someone to beat Christine Quinn, the dyke.

That is why Smith wanted to run as a Republican and get the Black vote.

Now they have a dyke and a sex pervert. The Orthodox Joos are going for either of them, so a Republican that could get Black votes, like Smith, would be a winner.

Looks like they are fucked, except for the fact that the GOP is so fucking stupid they have no candidate.


MORE POPCORN PLEASE!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (wR+pz)

398 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2013 02:22 PM (ZPrif)


I think those are excellent points. There's also the automated review of resumes. You want to know why everyone's resume reads exactly the same way? Because resumes are scanned and then run through programs designed to pick out key words. Without those key words, the resume never even gets reviewed.


Boy BFF has a background in HR and we were discussing last week that he has the resume of a junkie. He's not but the time line on his jobs is basically around a year at a job then off six or seven months then employed again for a year and a half then off eleven months. Now, he has excellent reasons for leaving each place but it doesn't matter in the five second scan. Oh a lot of jobs and large gaps he's got issues next!



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (VtjlW)

399 I want Weiner as mayor.
1) I want NYC to suffer
2) He'll do less damage than Bloomberg
3) Fuck NYC

Guiliani resurrected NYC from hell. NYC wants to go back to hell I say let em.

NYC can be an example to the rest of us of what not to do. Every single person from NYC I've ever met has been a left-wing prick.

Those pricks deserve that prick.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (ZPrif)

400 Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:31 PM (NYnoe)


at this point, the democrats could offer up a pile of cow shit, call it liberal and it'd get 40% of the vote because: people are stupid. Well, half of them, at least.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (x3YFz)

401 Orwell's mistake was presuming it would take a totalitarian force to spawn the Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: Truman North at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (I2LwF)

402
regarding:
"What astonishes me about the leftwing media is that there are actual honest arguments to be made -- but they skip right over them to seize on the stupidest lies they can think of."
the MSM taking it's cue from this administration panders to the lowest common denominator-
Barry knows his audience

Posted by: charleston at April 10, 2013 02:34 PM (VGVbI)

403 I want Weiner as mayor.

1) I want NYC to suffer

2) He'll do less damage than Bloomberg

3) Fuck NYC



Guiliani resurrected NYC from hell. NYC wants to go back to hell I say let em.



NYC can be an example to the rest of us of what not to do. Every
single person from NYC I've ever met has been a left-wing prick.



Those pricks deserve that prick.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (ZPrif)


THIS! x2 fuck 'em.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:34 PM (x3YFz)

404 I fully support Weiner for mayor

Posted by: Harry Balczak at April 10, 2013 02:34 PM (VndSC)

405 374
I was just pondering that in a city of millions and millions of people,
the overwhelming majority of which are Democrats, there's no one out
there better than Weiner to run?





No city council member, no state senator, no think tank president,
no school board member, no philanthropist, no CEO, no hedge fund
manager, no community organizer, no one like that. Nope. Anthony
Weiner.





Okay then.
=======
And that tells you why even if the GOP would have used the information about Obama's past to scuttle his state senate and/or Senate races he still would have been run for higher office later.

Maybe later, but still would have run him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 10, 2013 02:34 PM (VjL9S)

406 For his safety, how about a term limit of four hours?

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2013 02:34 PM (FcR7P)

407 "Weiner Looking To Fill Void In Bloomberg's Agenda"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 10, 2013 02:35 PM (Z5KPR)

408 I remember a time when there was a thing called 'shame' that would prevent people from even showing their faces in public, let alone run for freaking office.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 10, 2013 02:36 PM (UU0OF)

409
huh... no crashes or freezes for the rest of us. I think you're being
watched. Did you lock your doors? I wouldn't start that car if I were
you.


While in a rather boring Digital Electronics course in college, I built a cute little circuit, with a 6 character 7 segment LED display, so that when it was exposed to light, it would start counting down in seconds from '7'. My evil plan was to make this part of a hilarious fake joke bomb, that could be placed in a desk drawer, a dark closet, glove compartment, etc.

I never built it, because fuck, grownup.

I might recreate this, and submit it to hackaday though.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 10, 2013 02:36 PM (0IhFx)

410 And serious kudos to our award-winning blog host. This is quality content on the internet, which like on the shitvision is so hard to find anymore. An comparative analysis/intellectual work product that just objectively lays it out there....nice.

People need to consistently point out how virtually every story this fishwrap runs is one way when their sonnenkinder is in the White House, and another way when the guy in the Oval Office has an (R) after his name*. These people never had to deal with folks real-time fact checking when you had to play with microfiche at some library to figure out what they said 8 weeks much less 8 years ago. I'd imagine they and most progressive shitrags could be called on the carpet daily with this type of investigative journalism in our modern Internet-enabled age.

Fifth Column. They ceded the Fourth Estate so many years ago. Get over Reagan, bitches.




*Or gal. Just hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: akula51 at April 10, 2013 02:36 PM (Vgn84)

411 #400 but DNC delegates and caucus voters are the hardcore anti-semitic Left. They would never vote for a Jew to be the Dem nominee. There are some who insist that Al Gore lost to GWB because he picked a Jew for VP.

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:37 PM (Q4elb)

412 Here is Andrew laying down the boom on Weiner @ Weiner's press conference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJRyJkQXyc

Posted by: CeeDee at April 10, 2013 02:37 PM (Eufhy)

413 That's when the Norks threaten to nuke NYC, I'm thinkin, quietly "meh. fuck 'em. No big loss."

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:37 PM (x3YFz)

414
billy bob writes:

"...so a Republican that could get Black votes, like Smith, would be a winner."

are you suggesting that racist black would vote on the basis of color?

Posted by: charleston at April 10, 2013 02:38 PM (VGVbI)

415 I might recreate this, and submit it to hackaday though.

Make sure you run the whole thing with an arduino. They love that.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2013 02:38 PM (FcR7P)

416 Weiner: "Dope like me"

That's what you'll get, NY. His excuse is he's got noplace else to go. He's a natural parasite and a hungry one. Any one who thinks he deserves to lead them deserves what they get.

Posted by: SarahW at April 10, 2013 02:38 PM (LYwCh)

417 May I rant just teensy tiny bit? Well here goes anyway.

This past UTA weekend the full time folks were told there might be an Active Shooter exercise this week at the airbase. So now we have this - airport authority sets off a bird bomb to scare birds away to prevent bird strike causing a plane to crash horrible, catch fire, explode, and kill people.

So someone thought real shots were fired. And the base went on lockdown for an hour.http://tinyurl.com/cobjzk7

Talked with friend on base. They went and hid in their offices. Locked doors. Turned out lights. Set smartphone to vibrate. And then waited.

I am sorry but Active Shooter should not even be taught on a military base. Because it makes you an Active Victim as you wait for the police to show up, figure out what is going on, and then do something. And the office they hid in, please, it was drywall with a flimsy door. And the doors to the office area where their office is is made of glass. Ggrr,,,, just a stupid concept.

And my comment 'When seconds matter police are minutes away' probably never registered.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 10, 2013 02:39 PM (vV4jT)

418 Speaking of content, since the thread is wobbling.


Anyone notice that since November we have had a lot of our "posters" back then disappear?

I wonder how many trolls were paid to post at HQ?

I am sure that Mormon guy was getting paid, any others you all can remember?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 10, 2013 02:39 PM (wR+pz)

419 *Or gal. Just hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: akula51 at April 10, 2013 02:36 PM (Vgn84)


Yer funny lookin'

I'll give you the count to 5 then we start shootin'

Closer you are, easier it is.

Run, hippie. Or don't. You pick.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:39 PM (x3YFz)

420 BTW, Jen Rubin just posted a pretty awesome takedown of Tony and Huma on her WaPo blog. In so many words, she calls them just plain tacky attention whores.

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 02:40 PM (NYnoe)

421 MFM Delenda Est.

Because of the constant lying, scheming, underhanded horse-puckey.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 10, 2013 02:41 PM (bxiXv)

422 419 I'll give you the count to 5 then we start shootin'
Run, hippie. Or don't. You pick.


Pretty sure we're both firing simultaneously on about 3. YMMV.

Posted by: akula51 at April 10, 2013 02:42 PM (Vgn84)

423 Pretty sure we're both firing simultaneously on about 3. YMMV.

Posted by: akula51 at April 10, 2013 02:42 PM (Vgn84)


It don't matter. ya'll can't shoot for shit anyway.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:43 PM (x3YFz)

424 413
That's when the Norks thre thaten to nuke NYC, I'm thinkin, quietly "meh. fuck 'em. No big loss."


Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:37 PM (x3YFz)

--Stevie Johnson (Bills WR) twat a joke wanting NK to bomb Foxboro first. Dropping the bomb on MA is guaranteed to take out a minimum of 100,000 libtard Massholes whereever ground zero is.

Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2013 02:44 PM (+iA5G)

425 NYC can be an example to the rest of us of what not to do. Every single person from NYC I've ever met has been a left-wing prick.

Those pricks deserve that prick.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2013 02:33 PM (ZPrif)


And thus more territory is surrendered. And on and on, until you're on a tiny sliver of land surrounded by political enemies, thinking "how did this happen?"

The left is going after Texas. Because they don't surrender territory. So how many fronts are you fighting on?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 10, 2013 02:44 PM (bxiXv)

426
Make sure you run the whole thing with an arduino. They love that.

I have an Arduino Mega that's busily flashing some RGB LED's in a random pattern. I could repurpose that, I think.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 10, 2013 02:46 PM (0IhFx)

427 are you suggesting that racist black would vote on the basis of color?

Posted by: charleston at April 10, 2013 02:38 PM (VGVbI)

Well, it worked for Injuin Elizabeth, she got all the Cherokee votes in MA.

Just saying again, Yankees do do the darnedest things.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 10, 2013 02:48 PM (wR+pz)

428 BTW, y'all -- noodle thread is up!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2013 02:48 PM (4df7R)

429
395 -

Absolutely, but the key word is "girl." If he had been sending these pics to WOMEN we wouldn't be questioning the political future of the Congressman, except to consider IF there are any limits to how high he can go.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2013 02:50 PM (TOk1P)

430 I live 20 minutes south of the stadium and I endorse that plan.

OTOH, when is the last time the city of Buffalo was in any way relevant? 1910?

Posted by: Truman North at April 10, 2013 02:51 PM (I2LwF)

431 425 Mero,

that is fine and dandy so long as we don't start playing cornfields and swamps...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 10, 2013 02:51 PM (LRFds)

432 And thus more territory is surrendered. And on and
on, until you're on a tiny sliver of land surrounded by political
enemies, thinking "how did this happen?"



The left is going after Texas. Because they don't surrender territory. So how many fronts are you fighting on?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 10, 2013 02:44 PM (bxiXv)


Good news from the front: Out here in flyover country our Sheriffs are locking arms and the citizenry is behind them. NYC is the sliver, as is Chicago, Detroit, LA, Atlanta, Denver and Seattle. Let them congregate together and get the fuck off my lawn.

Out here we have pick ups, KC lights, bonfires and gun racks. We actually like it when the commies congregate, as they tend to do since they're insecure to begin with, it makes it easier to find them.

And I'm not talking about shooting, I'm talking about elections. I'm talking about "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" I'm talking about I know by your license plate that you're the enemy and I will go out of my way to make your life just a little more miserable.

The left is the enemy. Treasonous bastards and should be treated as such.

Reminds me of Hoot in Blackhawk down. Not a direct parallel but:
pvt: "hey, there's a line"
Hoot: "I know"
pvt: "this isn't the back of it"
Hoot: "I know"

Who's hungry?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 02:53 PM (x3YFz)

433 Wasn't there an old movie...that featured an upside down dick with a face painted on it, that appeared to talk? Clips of that need to be found, and each time Weiner makes a statement, or speech, it should be dubbed over the top of those clips, and released.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 10, 2013 01:46 PM (0IhFx)
=========

That was the Gonnareah "PSA" from Kentucky Fried Movie

And it was horrendously funny... Somebody should SO do that...

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 10, 2013 02:59 PM (OtQXp)

434 That was the Gonnareah "PSA" from Kentucky Fried MovieAnd it was horrendously funny... Somebody should SO do that...

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 10, 2013 02:59 PM (OtQXp)

VD...is for everybody
Not just for the few
Anyone can share VD
With someone nice as you

Posted by: rockmom at April 10, 2013 03:05 PM (Q4elb)

435 "polish up Weiner's post"

Heh.

Posted by: Bluetick at April 10, 2013 03:10 PM (D0kWg)

436 Anthony Wiener's shlong? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 10, 2013 03:12 PM (YOWAW)

437 Bill's wiener had a freckle. It came out in a deposition.

Posted by: Banjo at April 10, 2013 03:18 PM (dUkPc)

438 So if NYC elects Anthony and surprisingly, he turns fiscally conservative, would that make him an austere Mayor Weiner?



Yeah? You try rhyming "Oscar".

Posted by: jwpaine at April 10, 2013 03:19 PM (Lj1jO)

439 'Beck's is only one example. I could give you a long list of pundits who decided their place in the pantheon was more important than defeating Obama.

Coulter just this week repeating the debunked story that Thatcher snubbed Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 10, 2013 03:28 PM (UU0OF)

440
Coulter just this week repeating the debunked story that Thatcher snubbed Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Schwalbe:


Baroness Thatcher has been very ill for many years. How could she snub anyone?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 10, 2013 03:35 PM (R+vYs)

441 Hey. You know what else is totally non-sexual? Masturbating in a car while hanging your junk out the window at 90mph.

Posted by: red speck at April 10, 2013 03:50 PM (9/Ug/)

442 Definition of "Pulling a Weiner": The most desperate, narcissistic public relations move that one can make to finally get 100 million Females to finally see your shortcomings, and then re-elect you to office.
This is only possible if you can bluff Breitbart into publishing the last picture of yo-dick FOR you, FINALLY, AT LAST!!!

Posted by: MoJoTee at April 10, 2013 03:51 PM (e1kfW)

443 190 Focusing on this by his opponents will help Wiener. Any time he's attacked, his response will be "I want to help the people of NYC and all my opponents want to do is talk about the past that have nothing to do with health care or crime".

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2013 01:45 PM (HDgX3)


That's a fat pitch down the middle of the plate. "I find it ironic that Mr. Weiner is asking the voters of NYC to trust him on important, often life and death, issues like health care and crime when his pregnant wife couldn't even trust him not to go trolling for teenage sex on the internet. That's kind of the point, y'know?"

Posted by: Weirddave at April 10, 2013 03:52 PM (aH+zP)

444 The NYT itself is not entirely reputable.

Posted by: sexypig at April 10, 2013 04:28 PM (dZQh7)

445 Liberals busy "vividly re-imagining" events to sculpt them into something that doesn't damage The Agenda so much.

Posted by: theBuckWheat at April 10, 2013 04:31 PM (nmcha)

446 Mayor Weiner. Sounds familiar. Will he drive in the Weiner Mobile?

Posted by: sTevo at April 10, 2013 05:25 PM (nL86F)

447 Mayor Dic Pic. MDP.

Posted by: sTevo at April 10, 2013 05:26 PM (nL86F)

448 OMG! Make it stop!

We already lived through one summer of the Weiner. Must there be another? Will all the blogs just have to regurgitate all the minutia of why it is a provable fact of how this one was that one's sock puppet?

There should be a new rule: Whatever happens on Twitter, stays on Twitter.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 10, 2013 09:00 PM (k34Gz)

449 Awesome! James Taranto linked to this entry, called it "Devastating"

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 10, 2013 11:16 PM (NwTXA)

450 Although @Sean_for_3 points it out on the Twitchy post, "Ace slams NYT Magazine for going soft on Weiner," I don't see it mentioned anywhere in this thread that the NYT mag article *contradicts* the Times's own previous reporting on both the motivation for Weiner's public confession, and the date Weiner confessed to his wife.

So, for the record.

In a June 6, 2011 NYT article entitled "Weiner Admits He Sent Lewd Photos; Says He Won’t Resign," the Times reported:

"Mr. Weiner’s public confession was prompted on Monday when Andrew Breitbart, a conservative blogger and provocative critic of the left, followed through on a vow to publish photographs Mr. Weiner had sent to a woman online. As Mr. Breitbart began to unveil the photos one by one, from midmorning until early afternoon, Mr. Weiner’s staff seemed paralyzed, failing to answer questions or challenge the authenticity of the images."

And:

"The congressman said his wife had known about some of his previous online connections with the women. But it was not until Monday morning that he told her that he had lied about the most recent incident, and had in fact sent the photo to the woman in Seattle."

Link: http://tinyurl.com/NYT-June6

Posted by: shoeless hunter at April 11, 2013 02:09 PM (dY+4R)

451 I hope that the former congressman recovers sufficiently in time from his scandal so that he is available to run for President in 2016 along with the Attorney General. I would be very happy to support the "Weiner-Holder" ticket.

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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