Response to Jim Carrey's Song

Pretty good!

And welcome back, commenters! After the comments were down for two hours, I started to wig out -- without interaction, this site is pretty dead. Plus, as I was the only one talking (well, and Drew and Maetenloch), I became suddenly aware of the silence and realized, "Shit, I have to work. I have to post stuff."

Also a big welcome back to Albie Damned, who I'm told is out of surgery and now able to play in the comments again!

Posted by: Ace at 01:49 PM



Comments

1 Whys Ace being all friendly and pretending he likes us all of a sudden?

Ace, thanks for posting during the blackout. Even though we couldn't comment at least there was something to read.

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (0PiQ4)

2 And welcome back, commenters!

We can't quit you.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (/kI1Q)

3 What the hell--I watched the whole thing, waited and I'm still ...

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (r2PLg)

4

It was weird w/o the commenting, yeah.

It was silent on my end, too. I guess I hear noise when I read them... happy tunes, no doubt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (XYSwB)

5
Congrats Albie.

I had some epic comments to make during the "GREAT BLACKOUT OF 2013" (tm) (f you weather channel), all lost to history.

But seriously guys, see Alfonzo's PJTV response to Nesbitt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (IY7Ir)

6 Good video. But if you're going to say "ass" repeatedly in your song, just go ahead and not bleep "motherfuckers".

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (ppNDn)

7 Jim Carrey has successfully executed the Piers Morgan strategy for making himself relevant.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

8

I can only imagine how many times the "Comment" link was refreshed during the down time.


And, how many perfect comments were thought of, then dismissed with a sigh.

Keys hovering over the keyboard...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (XYSwB)

9 Should we start naming AoSHQ glitches like they do on the weather channel for every single event?

If we do, I recommend we do so with dirty words.

This one could be called "Commenting glitch Anus"

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:54 PM (ppNDn)

10 And, how many perfect comments were thought of, then dismissed with a sigh.



Keys hovering over the keyboard...


Disturbingly true. I have concluded I need to make more of an effort to get a life, and I'm not one of the prolific posters. Those guys are just sad. *ducks*

Posted by: pep at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (YXmuI)

11 2 Ms radish,

sadly these sheep drives will be less frequent for me soon....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (LRFds)

12 And welcome back, commenters! After the comments were down for two
hours, I started to wig out -- without interaction, this site is pretty
dead. I became suddenly aware of the silence and realized, "Shit, I have to work. I have to post stuff."


I don't mind shouldering the heavy load, Ace. I do it for you.

I'll just toss this out for now:

Jim Carrey? Must be one for the cables. -- Charlie Gibson

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 28, 2013 01:56 PM (8ZskC)

13 Keys hovering over the keyboard...

I coulda been a contender!

Posted by: Le Mot Just at March 28, 2013 01:56 PM (YXmuI)

14 What's that guy who writes the stuff above the comments yammering on about now?

Posted by: Slow Train Joe Biden at March 28, 2013 01:57 PM (cvrr4)

15 Juste, not Just

Posted by: Le Mot Juste at March 28, 2013 01:58 PM (YXmuI)

16 There ya go, Ace, pushin' yer religion off onto us again.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 01:58 PM (YYJjz)

17
>>>And welcome back, commenters!


We never left you. It was you who left us...or something.
Get Well, Soon - Albie!

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 01:58 PM (kfCWm)

18 "It takes a talking ass"

Better title for Meghan McCains news show

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 01:58 PM (0PiQ4)

19 18 Elle,

with some folk that just means the words come from closer tot heir brain bucket...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:59 PM (LRFds)

20

I bet ace shed a tear when we returned.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:59 PM (XYSwB)

21 You had me at "Ace . . ."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:00 PM (Kpn/z)

22 The Meghan McCain jokes I didn't type yesterday were hilarious. I didn't hit the Footloose theme, but they were all based on lyrics from '80s hits that are as "young" as she is. LOL!

Posted by: oblig. at March 28, 2013 02:00 PM (cePv8)

23 21 Bitter Clinger,

YOU COMPETE ME!

yes "compete"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (LRFds)

24

Ace, what are you talking about??? We "commenters" are just the voices in your head. We didn't go anywhere.

We're always with you ... with you ... with you

Posted by: imp at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (oGrkY)

25 From last thread. When does Lent end?

http://tinyurl.com/chputfq

Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday. Course, I am not Catholic. Episcopalians go my the old rule, unless you are ghey, then you can do what ever you want.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (wR+pz)

26
>>>I bet ace shed a tear when we returned.

I love that commercail.
That wasn't an actual Ewok, though.It was just some WOP actor in a pair of Dr. Denton's.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (kfCWm)

27 //ot

Anyone heard an ETA on the Third "Series" to speak BBC jargon of Sherlock?


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (LRFds)

28 Breitbart would never have put up with comments being down!

Hey, Ace.. the Meggy Mac stuff was pure gold.. except where other tweeters tried their hand at humor.. amateurs!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (f9c2L)

29 And ace has now learned a valuable lesson.

He cannot survive without clapping like seals for his antics.

Now dance for us like the ewok in a red vest and a fez!

Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (8Fpuh)

30 Whys Ace being all friendly and pretending he likes us all of a sudden?



*counting out money*

Huh?

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (GQ8sn)

31
All that time on Twitter I thought you'd be used to talking to yourself.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (Fely/)

32 You know I used to get lint build up in my belly button and I don't anymore. It must come from wearing clothes. If you don't you don't get it.

Posted by: Slow Train Joe Biden at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (cvrr4)

33 Good video. But if you're going to say "ass" repeatedly in your song, just go ahead and not bleep "motherfuckers".

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (ppNDn)


You don't see a difference between the 2 words?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (xmcEQ)

34 25 From last thread. When does Lent end?

http://tinyurl.com/chputfq

Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday. Course, I am not Catholic. Episcopalians go my the old rule, unless you are ghey, then you can do what ever you want.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (wR+pz)

________________

Saturday--don't you still have to eat fish on good Friday?

So how is it Thursday?

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (r2PLg)

35 30 EC,

He's in happy Warwick mode...just wait 'til you try to strangle Gabe-3PO

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (LRFds)

36 25 From last thread. When does Lent end?

http://tinyurl.com/chputfq

Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday. Course, I am not Catholic. Episcopalians go my the old rule, unless you are ghey, then you can do what ever you want.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (wR+pz)

What about snake handlers?

Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (H9MGI)

37 From last thread. When does Lent end?


Not soon enough. I gave up rape for Lent.

Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (KXm42)

38


way ot

Listening to Bill Whittle's voice is like doing yoga and listening to the Namaste CD.


http://tinyurl.com/d8c7fww

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (XYSwB)

39 Sherlock filming was shut down because Cumberbach was doing the Star Trek movie. Don't know if it started up again.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (f9c2L)

40 @25

Also, google up "when does lent end?"

Our new lord Google says Saturday, so step in line, boy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (wR+pz)

41 I can only imagine how many times the "Comment" link was refreshed during the down time.

And, how many perfect comments were thought of, then dismissed with a sigh.


I hate when this place is down. I start twitching. like a nervous tic.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (GFM2b)

42 31 Soothie,

He responds....


once

in 92,000 tweets...


//sobbing

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (LRFds)

43
I don't like being disconnected to the people who live inside my computer.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:05 PM (vanqS)

44 39 Chi-Town Jerry

and then Watson was being a midget with hirsute toes....

okay...wife rather enjoyed Elementary....

thanks for the advice on 'er...once I forced myself to accept Watson's "coming out" and post-op status it all worked.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (LRFds)

45 Lent ends on Friday night.. that is, the beginning of Saturday would be the first day after Lent. It doesn't really mean as much these days. When I was a kid, the ban on meat on Fridays was still in effect.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (f9c2L)

46 I had some great Puffy Judd material. So frustrating!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (lVPtV)

47 > Good video. But if you're going to say "ass" repeatedly in your song, just go ahead and not bleep "motherfuckers".

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (ppNDn)



I'v e been watching a lot of cable TV lately (don't ask me why) and the words you can say on TV have changed

now acceptable:

boob(s)
ass
bastard
dick
goddamn

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (8sCoq)

48 ace, interaction?

well you spent hours teasing us with topics!
it was pure torture!

and i thought i was banned even though banned was not mentioned on that string of stuff on my screen trying to click on comments

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (nqBYe)

49 Not soon enough. I gave up rape for Lent.


So did EoJ in the last thread. That roomful of drunken women better watch next week though.

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (GQ8sn)

50
Sunday's aren't counted as the 40 days of Lent, so Saturday it is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (IY7Ir)

51 Look--not like I'm an authority but I actually got slapped by nuns with rulers, pointers and one time the Mother Superior ripped the ball off my paddle toy and spanked me with my own paddle--

so it ends on Saturday, bitchez.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (r2PLg)

52 :::From last thread. When does Lent end? http://tinyurl.com/chputfq Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday. Course, I am not Catholic. Episcopalians go my the old rule, unless you are ghey, then you can do what ever you want.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (wR+pz)::::

There's your answer, Splitter. Lent for Catholics ends at the beginning of the Mass of the Lord's Supper.

I don't know what Episcopalians do while they're waiting to be cast into the Eternal Hellfire.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (CJjw5)

53 lol.. yeah, I forgot about Bilbo as well!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (f9c2L)

54
Good video. But if you're going to say "ass" repeatedly in your song, just go ahead and not bleep "motherfuckers".

Not sure where I weigh in on this, but you'll take 'assfuckers' from my cold dead hands!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (vN7SY)

55 Ace likes us like the family dog likes the family cat...something to bark at and paw at, every now and then when he gets bored or a bug up his ass.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (bcLhD)

56 51 Tasker,

Nuns are hard man...

and my mom broker her arm on my ass...

nuns are hard.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (LRFds)

57 C'mon guys. They are celebrities. Celebrities are smarter than the rest of us because they were in a movie about something.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (Zd/NW)

58 37 Did you give up rape or rape rape?

Posted by: Whoppee Shitberg at March 28, 2013 02:08 PM (cvrr4)

59 I crap on EOJ pre-empting my joke with the white hot passion of a thousand crapping monkeys.

dambit.

Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 02:08 PM (KXm42)

60 Sorry, elevenwing. I'll give that up for Lent next year.

Which will also end on Holy Thursday for Catholics, FYI.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:09 PM (CJjw5)

61 The Weather Channel named winter storms. This blog needs to name its comment blackouts. Might I suggest "Buddy" for the last one.

Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 02:09 PM (VndSC)

62 Does that mean we cab still rape on Sundays during lint?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 28, 2013 02:09 PM (cvrr4)

63 I don't know what Episcopalians do while they're waiting to be cast into the Eternal Hellfire.



Listen to Lesbo priests?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (wR+pz)

64
Here in Saudi Canuckia, it used to be on certain stations and at certain times the 'mother' in motherfucker would get censored.

The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Vice never gave me an adequate explanation as to why. But the ass-canings were instructive.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (vN7SY)

65 All of us down at the Brattleboro Woman’s Reproductive and Pregnancy Decision Center thinkthat states should put next to your picture on yoor drivers lysense whether you are a person of color and your sexuall orientation so that police can treat you properlly. This way there will bee less prederjiuce and people when then treat each other in the appropriate mannter so not too affend you. There would be less crime and more love in this world if we all had this stuff on your primarry ID.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (HlUFk)

66 Good video. But if you're going to say "ass" repeatedly in your song, just go ahead and not bleep "motherfuckers".

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (ppNDn)


You don't see a difference between the 2 words?
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (xmcEQ)


>>>Not in this context. If you're going to swear, then swear. Don't start selectively bleeping becuase you think one word is slightly ickier than another. It seems to me that if a person is going to get offended at the word "motherfucker" there's a 98% chances they'd get offended over the gratuitous use of "ass" as well.

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (ppNDn)

67 I look at that picture of mars....

and I see "build it...make me green sven...harvest comets...terraform me...make me a new world....

and the moonbat sees 'money that could have been spent on Fluke's Vajajay'

sigh

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)

68 56 51 Tasker,

Nuns are hard man...

and my mom broker her arm on my ass...

nuns are hard.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (LRFds)

_________________________

Well I was sort of a heathen--one time I wore the wrong color of socks.

Next year they let everyone wear that color--I was setting the trend but being fashionable cost me.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (r2PLg)

69 I think the hardest part of having to watch Ace post unmolested last night was the inability to call him "homo."

Sure, there's Twitter, but it just isn't the same.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (CJjw5)

70 >>>There's your answer, Splitter. Lent for Catholics ends at the beginning of the Mass of the Lord's Supper.
I don't know what Episcopalians do while they're waiting to be cast into the Eternal Hellfire.

Lent just started.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (imJLZ)

71 I don't know what Episcopalians do while they're waiting to be cast into the Eternal Hellfire.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (CJjw5)

Probably pretty much what we Jews do: point and laugh.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 02:11 PM (3Mkrp)

72

We can haz hipster slapfight vidz, now?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:11 PM (kfCWm)

73 69 EoJ,


You're needed on Twatter bud

it is a medium we need to win....


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

74 60 Sorry, elevenwing. I'll give that up for Lent next year.

Which will also end on Holy Thursday for Catholics, FYI.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:09 PM (CJjw5)


_____________________

For real?

Why the hell did we have to still eat fricking fish on Good Friday?

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (r2PLg)

75 Hey, Ace.. the Meggy Mac stuff was pure gold.. except where other tweeters tried their hand at humor.. amateurs!

Iowahawk had a good one, but he's not an amateur.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (B/VB5)

76
Errrr...ahhh....the Prevention of Vice. Here comes another ass caning.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (vN7SY)

77 I can only imagine how many times the "Comment" link was refreshed during the down time. And, how many perfect comments were thought of, then dismissed with a sigh. Keys hovering over the keyboard...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (XYSwB)


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Comments>back>F5>comments>back>F5>...............

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (94uTl)

78
Yep, my five year old gave up "computer" for Lent. But since Sundays don't count, she now calls them computer sundays.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (IY7Ir)

79 Empire , we do work better in synchronicity

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (nqBYe)

80 68 Tasker,

I got kicked out of divinity school....

and that is "okay" mom couldn't afford it anyway.....

were they orange?

I got a detention for my orange socks in public school once.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)

81 Say what you will about Todd Akin - at least he's never wanted to invent vaccines.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (YYJjz)

82 Holy, what? the hell! is Rush talking about?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (kfCWm)

83 @65

Mary, you stupid twit. Most folks know a black guy is black when they see his picture.

Now, Injuins, not so much.

Your sexual orientation is easy, if you are in a Lesboru or a Prius, you are fucking ghey.

Glad to help out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (wR+pz)

84 80 68 Tasker,

I got kicked out of divinity school....

and that is "okay" mom couldn't afford it anyway.....

were they orange?

I got a detention for my orange socks in public school once.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)


___________________


White.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (r2PLg)

85 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (HlUFk)

And zodiac sign...and favorite color....

Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (H9MGI)

86 Just before the 2010 Midterm election, I was on the front page of the local newspaper for my political volunteer work and my teachers noticed. One of my seven teachers made it very clear that she dissaproved of my civic engagement. In a period of two months, my Geography teacher frequently would take me aside after school for a few minutes and tell me how stupid, wrong and misguided I was for being Republican. The harassment with this specific teacher got so bad, I had to switch schools halfway through the year. At this time I was only 12 years old. To my knowledge, this teacher was not disciplined at all for her actions.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (e8kgV)

87 :::EoJ,You're needed on Twatter budit is a medium we need to win....<<<<

Twitter is for homos.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (CJjw5)

88
It seems to me that if a person is going to get offended at the word "motherfucker" there's a 98% chances they'd get offended over the gratuitous use of "ass" as well.

I gave up coveting my neighbour's ass for Lent. Was stuck coveting only the ass of the missus.

Thank God it's Holy Thursday!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (vN7SY)

89 84 tasker,

even better...OLD old school then

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (LRFds)

90 perhaps synchronous would be a better fit.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (nqBYe)

91 >>>After the comments were down for two hours

I know! Right!? No content for two whole hours. Painful.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (0q2P7)

92 It's OK. I gave up commenting for Lent. Oh. Wait.

Posted by: Marcus at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (y39mg)

93 @ 25 - "From last thread. When does Lent end?"


I dunno. I gave up Lent for Lent.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (YYJjz)

94 Bring back polio and you'll bring back the good old days of FDR and the New Deal. Who wouldn't want that? H8rs!!!

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (/gHaE)

95
Twitter is for homos.

Homos are Theatrical.
EoJ is Theatrical.

Posted by: Logical Fallacies R Us at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (kfCWm)

96 Where does Odin stand on this Lint thing?

Posted by: Harold the Hammer at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (cvrr4)

97 50
Sunday's aren't counted as the 40 days of Lent, so Saturday it is.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (IY7Ir)


I never bought that garbage. You're supposed to be sacrificing something during lent. Not just sacrificing for six days indulging for one and them going back to your six day sacrifice.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (CniSD)

98 For Roman Catholics, Lent ends this evening with the beginning of the Mass of the Lord's Supper, and the Triduum begins. There is no Mass on Good Friday, and it is a day of fasting and abstinence. Sean Bannion can correct me if I'm wrong.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (mjR67)

99 Lent in 2013 will start on Wednesday, the 13th of February and will continue for 46 days until Saturday, the 30th of March.

In Western Christianity Lent begins on Ash Wednesday and concludes on Holy Saturday. The six Sundays in Lent are not counted among the forty days of lent because each Sunday represents a "mini-Easter", a celebration of Jesus' victory over sin and death.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (S7KLd)

100 87 EoJ,

if there's one thing the latest debauching of society has taught me jeff it is "we're all homos now"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

101 off to shower.

thank me later, i smell mulchy.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (nqBYe)

102 25 From last thread. When does Lent end?

http://tinyurl.com/chputfq

Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday. Course, I am not Catholic. Episcopalians go my the old rule, unless you are ghey, then you can do what ever you want.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (wR+pz)


Sure about that ghey thing and Episcopalians?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (Zd/NW)

103 96 Harold the Hammer,

firmly on the side of Surt....

go Asatru!

Hold the Neos

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

104 if there's one thing the latest debauching of society has taught me jeff it is "we're all homos now" Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

Keep your meat hooks off my stuff.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Channeling Francis Soyer at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (sbV1u)

105 Why the hell did we have to still eat fricking fish on Good Friday?

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (r2PLg)

It was form of fasting. Also, EofJ the link I gave you clearly show that their is a disagreement as to Sat or Thursday.

You can not get to 40 days of fasting if you quit on Thursday.

Sundays can not be fast days.

BUT, I like the idea! Maybe a drink for me tonight too!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (wR+pz)

106 >>>After the comments were down for two hours
Consider it as training to be Master of your Domain.

Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (VndSC)

107 >>>I never bought that garbage<<<<

Talk to God.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (IY7Ir)

108 104 Sean bannion,

Spurs make the ride harder suh!

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (LRFds)

109 Jeff isn't theatrical he's expressive.


Which is gay.

Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (KXm42)

110 My theory on celebrities:

They spend a large portion of their lives getting smoke blown up their ass for just how literally awesome they are, all while pretending to be someone else, getting fed thoughts, feelings and dialogue.

As they age, they start to think that people are actually interested in what THEY have to say, all the while they've had fewer and fewer personal thoughts the more roles they play and can't remember whether they're them or someone they played on TV.

The fact that actions have had no consequences for a vast majority of their lives, they say and do whatever they want and will be rewarded for it regardless.

They're children of the corn, but different.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (xmcEQ)

111 Question: Where do unemployed people steal postage from?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 02:18 PM (imJLZ)

112 Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)

Yeah, fine.

But first I want my flying f'ng CAR.

Dammit, we were promised flying cars.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:18 PM (Kpn/z)

113 Ace was punishing us by taking away the comments and forcing us to read the posts.

READ THE POSTS!!!

That bastard.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at March 28, 2013 02:18 PM (xAtAj)

114
Lent is rape.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (IY7Ir)

115 Hmmm..... interesting thought....

Supervillians in BatMan movies HAVE led to more deaths, than MY guns have...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (lZBBB)

116 I thought the Triduum was considered its own season separate from Lent and Easter?

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (0PiQ4)

117 We need more interactive maps of these clowns...
and I want a complete fiscal report on all Hollypedophiliacs and Politicians..

Posted by: clemenza at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (HMQ8k)

118
off to shower.

thank me later, i smell mulchy.


Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (nqBYe)


Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (xmcEQ)

119
Dammit, we were promised flying cars.

...and Judy Jetson.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (kfCWm)

120 111 I just pay the bills online.

Posted by: Out of Cubicle Sabbatical at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (cvrr4)

121 I never bought that garbage. You're supposed to be sacrificing something during lent. Not just sacrificing for six days indulging for one and them going back to your six day sacrifice.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (CniSD)


-----------------------------------------


Someone needs to inform the Catholics about this.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (94uTl)

122 >>>Sunday's aren't counted as the 40 days of Lent, so Saturday it is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (IY7Ir)





>>>I never bought that garbage. You're supposed to be sacrificing
something during lent. Not just sacrificing for six days indulging for
one and them going back to your six day sacrifice.

Common misconception. If you have a sacrifice for lent, e.g. gave up video games. That remains in effect on Sunday. If you have a fast for lent, e.g. gave up steak, it would be inappropriate to observe it on Sunday, as every Sunday during lent is a feast day. Lent continues unabated through the Sundays, it is only sacrifices which involve a nutritious element that should not be observed.

Oh by the way. Your sacrifice or devotion is totally between you and God.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (0q2P7)

123 Sundays are part of Lent. You can rest from your sacrifices if you
choose because they are voluntary penances and in addition to the
required fasting and/or abstinence of Fridays.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (mjR67)

124 I'm going to cede to EOJ--he's still practicing.

I gave up when during the Afghan war the visiting priest filling in for the base chaplain told us at the base chapel during Christmas Day sermon in front of our visiting guests that we were all a bunch of baby killers.


Some people had to negotiate with me not to walk out during the damn sermon.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (r2PLg)

125 ...and Judy Jetson.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (kfCWm)


EEP OPP ORK AH AH!

Posted by: Jet Screamer at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (xmcEQ)

126 All those comments ... lost .. like tears ..in.....rain

Time to die.

Posted by: Pixy's hamster at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (QupBk)

127 Sorry ace for thread jacking the post.

What did you give up for lent? Hobo's?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (wR+pz)

128 Maybe if we want to keep comments we should run a
fundraiser for Pixy

Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (KCCgc)

129 Just before the 2010 Midterm election, I was on the front page of the local newspaper for my political volunteer work and my teachers noticed.

I read that FreedomWorks article this morning. Thinking of rewriting it making the kid be liberal and his teachers insensitive Texans, see if I can make the fake one go viral.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (QF8uk)

130 There has to be blood for there to be a sacrifice.

Posted by: Saint Vlad at March 28, 2013 02:22 PM (cvrr4)

131 112 Bitter Clinger,

a lot more chance of us getting our flying cars if we were say 1 million folk total on a planet the size of mars......


"wheee"

one of my favorite lines out of the martian Chronicles NBC mini-series was where dude flew off 1500 klicks to get away from Ms Peters...


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:22 PM (LRFds)

132 Gay is the new Black.

Posted by: edmund at March 28, 2013 02:22 PM (rCS6C)

133 Homos are Theatrical.
EoJ is Theatrical.


Therefore all Homos are EoJ.

This is known as the fallacy of the undistributed middle Pez dispenser.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (j3uk1)

134
Children do not have to fast btw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (IY7Ir)

135 don't you still have to eat fish on good Friday?

Or just not eat meat. In fact we don't eat much of anything - it's a day of fasting. Of course Catholic "fasting" means eating one full meal and two smaller meals. Such a burden.

And yes, Lent ends as of the beginning of the Easter Vigil Mass - if you attend.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (Ud5vq)

136 At least we have high speed rail.

Posted by: Joe "Slow Train" Biden at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (cvrr4)

137 There is no Mass on Good Friday, and it is a day of fasting and abstinence.

When do y'all do the liturgy where everything's draped in black, no candles or flowers, and they read Jesus' last words, and kill the lights after "it is finished" and everyone walks out silently, mourning?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (/kI1Q)

138 Beautiful hymn words from the 4th century with a French carol tune from @ 1906 so appropriate for Maundy Thursday. "Let All Mortal Flesh keep Silence":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wl4u8lnDQs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (S7KLd)

139 133 bearded unix God,

I'm EoJ?

No wonder I felt oddly at ease in that hotel the other week...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (LRFds)

140 Remy has done a bunch of good political comedy songs like this.
GoRemy

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 28, 2013 02:24 PM (ZPrif)

141
...
No True Scotsman is Theatrical.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (kfCWm)

142 Our parish would always have bake sales in the basement on Sundays during Lent. Everyone who gave up cookies, chocolate, whatever, made a beeline for the stairs before the kneeling rails had even been flipped up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (ZshNr)

143


I guess you could call today an Ace intervention.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (XYSwB)

144 I prefer the European monk method of fasting. They created doppelbock with a big kick to drink instead of eating. Liquid bread for 40 days. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (VndSC)

145 FenelonSpoke --- I love that hymn!

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (0PiQ4)

146 Are pants optional at these masses?

Posted by: Eric the Liar at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (cvrr4)

147
-- Bestest President Ever.

-- Obama Saves Our Retirement Funds

-- Obama's Economy Thrives

Those are the headlines and memes you'll be seeing when the DJIA hits 15K.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (hNqVf)

148 When do y'all do the liturgy where everything's draped in black, no
candles or flowers, and they read Jesus' last words, and kill the lights
after "it is finished" and everyone walks out silently, mourning?


When Meggy Mac's show starts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (IY7Ir)

149 So Catholics can't touch themselves until Saturday?

Someone needs to put up the 10-hour Kate Upton dancing video that was linked on last night's ONT.

The tortures of the inquisition.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (94uTl)

150 Are pants optional at these masses?

...what DO they wear under the cassocks?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (/kI1Q)

151 I recommend Jimmy Akin's site if you have questions related to Catholicism. Lots there right now on the Triddum, Holy Thursday, etc.
http://jimmyakin.com/

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (Ud5vq)

152 147 Soothie,

to which the ONLY reply necessary is "hey Bambi tell Ben to shut the printer off"



Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (LRFds)

153 According to the error message I got, the comments outage was due to an "Over your allocated drive space" problem.

Doesn't seem hard to fix, but that's just me.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (xmcEQ)

154 Nice rack

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (dZ756)

155 That liturgy is done on Good friday or sometimes after the Holy Communion on Thursday. When the lights are extinquished one by one it is called a "Tenebrae service:

The word "tenebrae" comes from the Latin meaning "darkness." The Tenebrae is an ancient Christian Good Friday service that makes use of gradually diminishing light through the extinguishing of candles to symbolize the events of that week from the triumphant Palm Sunday entry through Jesus' burial.

This increasing darkness symbolizes the approaching darkness of Jesus' death and of hopelessness in the world without God. The service concludes in darkness, sometimes with a final candle, the Christ candle, carried out of the sanctuary, symbolizing the death of Jesus. A loud noise may also sound symbolizing the closing of Jesus' tomb. The worshipers then leave in silence to ponder the impact of Christ's death and await the coming Resurrection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (S7KLd)

156 :::Homos are Theatrical. EoJ is Theatrical. Therefore all Homos are EoJ. This is known as the fallacy of the undistributed middle Pez dispenser.::::

I dare any of you faggots to sit on my lap and say that to my face.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (CJjw5)

157 Get a load of this. A "arsenal" was found in the CT home of the nut.

The arsenal? Four guns, one a BB gun. Oh, and dreaded "shotgun shells" though out the house.


The media is so full of shit.


http://tinyurl.com/cnzyrt9

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (wR+pz)

158 Wow thanks for the shout out. That sis me some cheerin up

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (BR9JS)

159 20

I bet ace shed a tear when we returned.


Ace cries when it rains.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (3+QKS)

160 136 At least we have high speed rail.


Posted by: Joe "Slow Train" Biden at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (cvrr4)


We, at the Dept. of Transportation, recently hired Michael Mann, well known Mathematitican and Statistician, andhe discovered that indeed, we DO have High Speed Rail...

After renorming the Data, we find that Trains in the past went significantly slower, and so we have redefined High Speed...

Thus, our investment has given us postive results... and in fact, in the very near future, trains will be traveling Eleventy Miles per hour...

Posted by: DOT at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (lZBBB)

161 >>>Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday.

Lent the observance technically ends prior to the mass of Holy Thursday signifying the last supper.

You may keep your sacrifice or devotion until the resurrection if you want. No one is making you do it anyway. It is encouraged to keep them all the way until resurrection as part of the celebration of the passion. But yes Lent ends Thursday night.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 02:28 PM (0q2P7)

162 I was able to comment the whole time, just couldn't read them

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 28, 2013 02:28 PM (R8hU8)

163 >>>Common misconception. If you have a sacrifice for lent, e.g. gave up video games. That remains in effect on Sunday. If you have a fast for lent, e.g. gave up steak, it would be inappropriate to observe it on Sunday, as every Sunday during lent is a feast day. Lent continues unabated through the Sundays, it is only sacrifices which involve a nutritious element that should not be observed.

Yeah see this is sensible. Because they sure as hell weren't saying I could cheat on what I was giving up for lent in 12 years of catechism

Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 02:28 PM (CniSD)

164 On Good Friday, HeatherRadish. We use purple, but the Latin Mass uses black.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 02:28 PM (mjR67)

165 Can't someone drive this thread toward more discussions about boobies?

Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (xrGeT)

166
Those are the headlines and memes you'll be seeing when the DJIA hits 15K.





Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (hNqVf)


0.4% Growth...

The DOW number is such a farce it's not even funny. Anyone who buys into THAT number actually meaning something is a tool.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (xmcEQ)

167 >>>The media is so full of shit.
I also read they found a loaded 12 gauge shotgun in the glove compartment.

Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (VndSC)

168 Giving up lent, for lent is one of those unspoken loopholes. Like using one of your three wishes to ask for 1000 free wishes.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (A7Wh1)

169
When do y'all do the liturgy where everything's draped in black, no candles or flowers, and they read Jesus' last
words, and kill the lights after "it is finished" and everyone walks out silently, mourning?

Well, there is a tradition in some parishes involving the last words of Jesus. Usually this is done right before the beginning of the Good Friday liturgy. This is not done everywhere.

The Good Friday liturgy, as it is not technically a Mass, begins and ends silently with Priests processing in (and then out). It is a continuation of the Holy Thursday Mass, and is concluded with the Easter Vigil.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (Ud5vq)

170 >>>That sis me some cheerin up<<<

Take another shot of morphine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (IY7Ir)

171

After the comments were down for two hours, I started to wig out -- without interaction, this site is pretty dead.

Party time.


Let's Just Get Naked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D49kRl2t_wg

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (XYSwB)

172
Comments just back?

Perfect timing Ace -- I just got my computer back from the repair shop.

Even after blowing all the crap out of the case it kept restarting every couple of seconds. I wiggled and pushed in on all of the cards and stuff, too. Repair person removed and reinserted the memory sticks and that fixed things.

This is the second time the guy has fixed my computer for free. Except this time I said no, gave him a $5 bill and told him not to tell the government about it.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (tOkJB)

173 That religion is too complicated.

Posted by: Captain Faptastic at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (cvrr4)

174 Heather, I'm a Missouri Synod Lutheran. We do that service Good Friday evening. It's called the Tenebrae.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (WD0KF)

175 A quick OT: A fascination article on Gilad Schalit, the Israeli Soldier captured and held by Hamas for years:

http://www.jpost.com/Defense/Gilad-Schalits-capture-In-his-own-words-308015

Basically his story of how he and his crew screwed up the night he was captured. Very interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (9Bj8R)

176 The fallacy of exclusive premises is a syllogistic fallacy committed in a categorical syllogism that is invalid because both of its premises are negative.

No EoJ is a homo.
Some homos are not "catchers."
Therefore, some "pitcher" homos are not EoJ.





Maybe I don't have the hang of this yet.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (j3uk1)

177 He does a bunch of parody songs mocking Arabs/Muslims. Remy is Arab. Often the songs are just love songs about kabobs and falafel. Here's one about arranged marriage.

I'm Yours (Arranged Marriage version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fDURy_BxwE

And I know you and I have never dated
And even though we kind of are related
It seems my father sold me to you,
for some go-oats.


Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (ZPrif)

178 I remember exactly where I was when the comments went down. Like the fall of the Berlin Wall or Gulf War bombing.

I was going to comment on how the Aryans of antiquity named in some ancient texts, Arians from early Christendom, and the Hindu swastika all were collateral damage to Nazi mythology. Can't even talk about it without three caveats explaining Nazis are not involved but for trying to build a mythology linking them to the first.

Which is where those traveling Nazi archaeology teams to places including Iran and Tibet came in re Lost Ark.

Then ace dropped the pedophile plot twist, comments went down, and I got a little sick in my mouth.

Eleven? Maybe in Saudi Arabia. Gross.

Posted by: Beagle at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (sOtz/)

179 I dare any of you faggots to sit on my lap and say that to my face.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (CJjw5)


That would seem kinda gay.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (xmcEQ)

180 173 That religion is too complicated.



Here, try mine.

Posted by: Climate Scientist at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (VndSC)

181 Freakin weird that I'm back up during Easter time. Don't read too much into this but every time I wave my hand over a glass of water it turns into a nice glass of merlot

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (BR9JS)

182 Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:22 PM (LRFds)

Sure, but I don't think I'm making any trips to Mars in the near future.
(unless they perfect whole body transplants real soon. And I get rich off Powerball. Then I'd still have to get on a flight list.)

Whereas a flying car is being built RIGHT NOW.

But the GD government regs and other stuffy FAA types are keeping it out of production.

I might even settle for one of those sky dives in a Yugo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (Kpn/z)

183 Thanks for reminding me to order a Meat Lover's pizza for lunch tomorrow so that I may better torment my Catholic coworkers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (SY2Kh)

184 :::Also, EofJ the link I gave you clearly show that their is a disagreement as to Sat or Thursday.::::

Of course there's disagreement.It's the Internet. Its primary purpose is for telling strangers that they're wrong.

However, I very recently went through RCIA. And yes, you get to see people argue with deacons and priests about "what they were told" when they were young about this or that concerning the Catholic Church.

The Catholic Church has its own rules. When in doubt, I ask one of its officials.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (CJjw5)

185
Dow at 15K is perfect for the LIV.

They won't care about the details. All they'll know is that Obama made the economy boom (not "go boom").




Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:32 PM (/v7wy)

186 Black is new Cracker.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:32 PM (Kpn/z)

187 >>>Or just not eat meat. In fact we don't eat much of anything - it's a day
of fasting. Of course Catholic "fasting" means eating one full meal and
two smaller meals. Such a burden.

The actual cannon is "one meal"
with stipulations that IF for the sake of safety or health you need to have a snack to clear away the dizzies you can have up to two snacks. But only insomuch as it is required to keep you alive and safe. If you are just eating because you are hungry you are wrong. If you are about to space out and do something dangerous that might result in harm to yourself or others, have a snack.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 02:32 PM (0q2P7)

188

>>>>This increasing darkness symbolizes the approaching darkness of Jesus' death and of hopelessness in the world without God. The service concludes in darkness, sometimes with a final candle, the Christ candle, carried out of the sanctuary, symbolizing the death of Jesus. A loud noise may also sound symbolizing the closing of Jesus' tomb. The worshipers then leave in silence to ponder the impact of Christ's death and await the coming Resurrection.


This is also the time for Baron Samedi [Baron Saturday] the voodoun Lua. The belief is that whileChrist is in the afterlife and Hell rescuing souls, the Devil rules the earth for a day.

Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (3ZtZW)

189 Is that a hockey stick in your pocket or.....

Posted by: Michael Mann at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (cvrr4)

190 Still always attend Stations of the Cross on Good Friday afternoon. Was there when the big '66 (?) Alaskan earthquake hit.

Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (xrGeT)

191

Ace cries when it rains.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (3+QKS)



He cries because he made it rain.

You just know this is Ace, below:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (XYSwB)

192 I was going to comment on how the Aryans of antiquity named in some ancient texts, Arians from early Christendom, and the Hindu swastika all were collateral damage to Nazi mythology. Can't even talk about it without three caveats explaining Nazis are not involved but for trying to build a mythology linking them to the first.

Which is where those traveling Nazi archaeology teams to places including Iran and Tibet came in re Lost Ark.

Then ace dropped the pedophile plot twist, comments went down, and I got a little sick in my mouth.

Eleven? Maybe in Saudi Arabia. Gross.
Posted by: Beagle at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (sOtz/)

________________

I was still doing the new word math problem--

15?

Oh gross 11?

Could even be 10!

And there is Spielberg for the reality check--

"She has to be OLDER!"

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (r2PLg)

193 You can have my penicillin when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (t06LC)

194 Speaking of Jimmy Akin, here's a link that helps explain Catholic practices during Lent.
http://www.ncregister.com/blog/jimmy-akin/9-things-you-need-to-know-about-lent/

So I misspoke earlier, Lent does end tonight, and the Triduum begins a new season. I thought the Triduum was part of Lent.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 02:33 PM (Ud5vq)

195 The Catholic Church has its own rules. When in doubt, I ask one of its officials.

Wait, you mean Google is not Catholic?

Fuck, I am shocked!

So I guess, WINE tonight! Oh, boy!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (wR+pz)

196 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.

Posted by: Poor Computer Geek at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)

197 I do like those little school uniforms though.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (cvrr4)

198 The funny thing about that video is, 20 years ago he set himself up for mocking with that talking ass move. If he was a republican he could never run for office with that clip out in the cloud.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (A7Wh1)

199
I'm a French Model. Ummm...bonjour.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (IY7Ir)

200 :::I dare any of you faggots to sit on my lap and say that to my face. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (CJjw5) That would seem kinda gay.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (xmcEQ) :::

What kind of homophobe would say something like that? Probably one who wasn't very comfortable with his own sexuality, homo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (CJjw5)

201 it's videos like this is why the GOP keeps losing eleections. That and ghey stuff.

signed,
xxoo

supersmart GOP politicians

Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (QxSug)

202 Supervillians in BatMan movies HAVE led to more deaths, than MY guns have...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (lZBBB)

But, but.... Movies are just movies they can't effect anyone...unless of course the makers say other wise. Always so confusing on what is just entertainment and what is suppose to change the world and stuff.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (FWmTq)

203 I gave up when during the Afghan war the visiting
priest filling in for the base chaplain told us at the base chapel
during Christmas Day sermon in front of our visiting guests that we were
all a bunch of baby killers.





Some people had to negotiate with me not to walk out during the damn sermon.



Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (r2PLg)


They would have had to negotiate with me to not blow his fucking head off.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (FMbng)

204
Lent just started.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (imJLZ)

If you're Russian orthodox.

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

205 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.
Posted by: Poor Computer Geek at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)


Ever hear of Mad Dog 20-20? That will get ya there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (9Bj8R)

206 198 The funny thing about that video is, 20 years ago he set himself up for mocking with that talking ass move. If he was a republican he could never run for office with that clip out in the cloud.
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (A7Wh1)
---
Further - because it would be the ONLY photo the press ever ran of him.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:36 PM (A7Wh1)

207 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.

Drive to work and back home.

I call it "workation"

Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 02:36 PM (KXm42)

208 @191

That's ace, he just checked his pay pal account and the rainbow came in!

To bad he doesn't have a PO Box, for all that crack money I was going to give him.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:36 PM (wR+pz)

209 Still always attend Stations of the Cross on Good Friday afternoon. Was there when the big '66 (?) Alaskan earthquake hit.

It was 1964. My father-in-law had moved from Crescent City, CA to Arcata not long before the tsunami.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (mjR67)

210 Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (jucos)

211 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (wR+pz)

Note they kept saying "included" this or "including" that. As if there was MORE but the list would be vast to print or something.

Oh, and you forgot the .22 starter pistol.

My favorite was the statement "Included over a thousand rounds . . ".

Hell THAT'S LOW for the average gun owner.

It's good to know I have an ARSENAL in my home.

I feel all FEISTY and stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (Kpn/z)

212 Heather, I'm a Missouri Synod Lutheran. We do that service Good Friday evening. It's called the Tenebrae.

Yeah, me too. I was confused about the Catholics "we don't have Mass" but Paul Zummo explained it and now I understand.

When I was a little kid, I'd cry in the car on the way home because Jesus was dead.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (/kI1Q)

213 I was still doing the new word math problem--

15?

Oh gross 11?
***
Oh yeah, never got to comment on that.

You saw Moonlight Kingdom, the female was 12 and that was weird and she was "dating" a 12 year old, you know.

So sure, 15 would be edgy but not barfy.

I guess the actual script just left that turd floating in the air to let the audience fantasize about how young she was when the dalliance happened.

Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (QxSug)

214 205 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.
Posted by: Poor Computer Geek at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)
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When I have $5 to spare I vacation down to the local Shell station and get a 40 oz.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (A7Wh1)

215

Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.
Posted by: Poor Computer Geek at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)



Plinkett's basement.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (XYSwB)

216 Drive to work and back home.

I call it "workation"
Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 02:36 PM (KXm42)

I call that " My Life"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (9Bj8R)

217 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.

Posted by: Poor Computer Geek at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM



Detroit, can probably buy a whole frigging hotel for $5.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (FMbng)

218 The media is so full of shit. I also read they found a loaded 12 gauge shotgun in the glove compartment.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (VndSC)


--------------------------------------------------


I saw that too. Stupid assmunchers.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (94uTl)

219 196 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.

Pron DVD?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (wR+pz)

220 This is also the time for Baron Samedi [Baron Saturday] the voodoun Lua.

It's also Holi. Do we have any Hindu Morons?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 02:39 PM (/kI1Q)

221 158 Albie Damned,

Thanks for healing Albie...hate to lose any of us....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:39 PM (LRFds)

222 over on hawtoar they discuss the other rebuttal, "it takes talking to an ass" must be funnny too

Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 02:39 PM (QxSug)

223 214 205 Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.
Posted by: Poor Computer Geek at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)


I'd go with an Ice Tea and Skittles, they will give you more bang for your buck.

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at March 28, 2013 02:39 PM (wR+pz)

224 Haha! My 60,000+ record account update just finished. After an hour and twenty minutes!

FUCK YOU, server. Hope you didn't have anything else you needed to run in the meantime, you slow piece of shit.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:39 PM (CJjw5)

225 And this is what conservatives need to do across the entire media spectrum. We need to attack these asswipes endlessly and get their humiliation into the mainstream.


We may all like to believe we are logical, but in politics, the most effective tactic is wining a game of "the dozens."


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 28, 2013 02:40 PM (bb5+k)

226 What kind of homophobe would say something like that? Probably one who wasn't very comfortable with his own sexuality, homo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (CJjw5)


No, I have no fear of gays.

I just don't sit in men's laps as that appears to be something that would be kinda gay. You're welcome to ask guys to sit in your lap, being all comfortable and all. Enjoy. Call yourself Santa if you want.

I'm just not taking part.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:40 PM (xmcEQ)

227 Pron DVD?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:37 PM (wR+pz)

-------------------------------------------------------
Hell, Pr0n is free on the innertubes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 02:40 PM (jucos)

228 Don't read too much into this but every time I wave my hand over a glass of water it turns into a nice glass of merlot

Can you turn the water cooler in the corner to tequila?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)

229 Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (r2PLg)


They would have had to negotiate with me to not blow his fucking head off.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (FMbng)

_______________

Thanks for understanding.

I haven't been back since.

I guess it's petty of me but I haven't been able to get around it.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:41 PM (r2PLg)

230 It's good to know I have an ARSENAL in my home.

I feel all FEISTY and stuff.


I used to have a couple dozen guns along with several pounds of smokeless powder for reloading.

Unfortunately they were stolen by a marauding band of left handed, one-eyed albino Communist midgets.

I would've reported it to the police, but I was afraid of retaliation.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 02:41 PM (SY2Kh)

231
Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.

Iwould think $5 will get you a lap ride at the EoJ Bourbon Theme Park. Probably get xtra time if it's Canadian Dollars.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (kfCWm)

232 Two words Ace: BIT COINS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (Kpn/z)

233 Ever hear of Mad Dog 20-20? That will get ya there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (9Bj8R)


---------------------------------------------------


Yup. Except you can disregard the "Total Recall" bullshit. You won't remember a thing.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (94uTl)

234 Great, GREAT vid. Better than the original. Though I wish it was Nick G singing.

Posted by: wankette at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (kSBJy)

235 The U.S. embassy in Seoul, South Korea, sent a not-so-subtle message Thursday to the rogue regime in the North: This stealth bomber is right across the border.

“Two B-2 bombers flew over South Korea today, demonstrating the US’s ability to conduct precision strikes at will,” the embassy tweeted in Korean and English.

... I can't believe the saber rattling by this cowboy President.

Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (e8kgV)

236 Does Meghan McCain need a zany sidekick for her news show or is Jim Carrey tweeting out of his ass all of the time?

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (UzPAd)

237 That's sweet, Heather. It is different to leave church in complete darkness and quiet.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (WD0KF)

238 >>>And there is Spielberg for the reality check--


"She has to be OLDER!"

Shows you how detached from actual culture they are. Lucas wanted an imperfection that placed is character on the edge of likability. Which in the real world would be a man of 23 or 24 banging a 16yo. He went for an 11yo. Presumably because he thought 12, 13, 14, and 15 years old was just too ordinary an occurrence, not realizing that the audience would be appalled at 15 and disgusted by 14. Not realizing that? Well just a good look into depravity of the business.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (0q2P7)

239 I'm about to have my first root canal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)

240 CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (xmcEQ)

241 The Good Friday liturgy, as it is not technically a
Mass, begins and ends silently with Priests processing in (and then
out). It is a continuation of the Holy Thursday Mass, and is concluded
with the Easter Vigil.
..........
We did the stations of the cross on Good Friday, if I recall correctly. The nuns ushered all the kids into church in the afternoon and it would be packed. Then all the girls would start passing out. You could hear their heads thumping into the pews as they went down. Of course, us boys were thinking it was hilarious..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (f9c2L)

242 WH Tours Open for Muslim Brotherhood Groups http://bit.ly/YhZFJr

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (8sCoq)

243 I'm about to have my first root canal.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)

I remember doing my first Root Canal.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:44 PM (9Bj8R)

244 >I'm about to have my first root canal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)


I'm a 4-time veteran. Ask me anything.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 02:44 PM (8sCoq)

245 Ace cries when it rains.

Neither. It rains because Ace cries.

Posted by: J at March 28, 2013 02:45 PM (YXmuI)

246
I'm about to have my first root canal.



Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)


Take the prescribed meds. You'll be fine.

Just pray you don't have to have one RE-DONE.

Worst 48 hours ever.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:45 PM (xmcEQ)

247 238 No kidding! Hey, let's make the hero of our movie a pedophile. -Lucas No, I think a womanizer is bad enough. -Spielberg

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 02:45 PM (mjR67)

248
>>I'm about to have my first root canal.


Make sure you tuck your shirt in.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 28, 2013 02:45 PM (kfCWm)

249 We do Stations of the Cross every Friday during Lent, but it's an especially important tradition on Good Friday, usually done in the evening sometime after the Liturgy.

Don't remember girls passing out when I was a kid - but I woulda chuckled, too.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 02:46 PM (Ud5vq)

250 ... I can't believe the saber rattling by this cowboy President.
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (e8kgV)

His handlers, I mean the Chinese said it was okay.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 02:46 PM (Kpn/z)

251 "She has to be OLDER!"

There was that whole Lolita thing going on around that period of time, right? Like the book, not the movie?

**Which in the real world would be a man of 23 or 24 banging a 16yo.**

you'd be checking age of consent laws, but below, yeah, hmmm. Like imagine if Hermione was seducing Charlie Weasly.

Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 02:46 PM (QxSug)

252 So, since Jim Carney released his video on Funny or Die, does that mean he's going to die soon?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:46 PM (xmcEQ)

253 American Graffiti?

Posted by: Igor at March 28, 2013 02:48 PM (cvrr4)

254 Wait a minute! You mean to tell me Ace Ventura and our Ace ain't the same?

Posted by: USA at March 28, 2013 02:48 PM (RIg+t)

255 ...does that mean he's going to die soon?

Geez, that's even harsher than "loser pays."

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 02:48 PM (mjR67)

256 Getting a root canal is way better than needing a root canal and waiting to get one.

Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

257
Spielberg - "She has to be OLDER!"
Bob Menendez - " Let's not be too judgemental, here, Steven. I like where George is going with this."

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (kfCWm)

258 240
CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room.


... but I'm sure that Democrats would still defend his right to vote
... even now that he is dead.

Posted by: George McGovern's Brain at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (e8kgV)

259 244
>I'm about to have my first root canal.



Posted by: Serious C


You'll be in my prayers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (3+QKS)

260 Welcome back Albie...and congrats on the new transmutation skillz.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (KjlbF)

261 The fallacy of the alternative disjunct.

The following argument indicates the invalidity of affirming a disjunct:

EoJ is a dude or EoJ is a hetero.
EoJ is a dude.
Therefore, EoJ is not a hetero.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (j3uk1)

262 Ok.. I got a question.. how come root canals are so effin expensive? Orthodontists charge more than freakin' heart surgeons ona per hour basis.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (f9c2L)

263 244 >I'm about to have my first root canal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)


I'm a 4-time veteran. Ask me anything.


Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 02:44 PM (8sCoq)

Hmmm.... open wide....

(and 1 Internetz to whoever gets this reference.... LOL)

Posted by: That DOCTOR Orin Scrivello DDS at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (lZBBB)

264 >I'm about to have my first root canal. Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)

------------------------------------------------


Don't let the dentist scare you when he says he's going to do something in your mouth.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (94uTl)

265 I wonder if our Ace can talk out of other orifices?

Posted by: Bunghole at March 28, 2013 02:50 PM (cvrr4)

266 Ok.. I got a question.. how come root canals are so effin expensive?

Because someone has to pay for my kid's college education

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:50 PM (9Bj8R)

267 257
Spielberg - "She has to be OLDER!"
Bob Menendez - " Let's not be too judgemental, here, Steven. I like where George is going with this."
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (kfCWm)

_______________

LOL!--yikes.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

268 239
I'm about to have my first root canal.



Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)

Demand more novacaine because they can never give you enough.

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 28, 2013 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

269 I'm about to have my first root canal.

Don't worry. There's only a small chance they'll molest you while your knocked out. No greater than 1 in 4, tops.

Just don't fall for the old "A pelvic exam is a normal part of the procedure" trick.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 02:51 PM (SY2Kh)

270 I got a question.. how come root canals are so effin expensive?

Because that Nitrous Oxide isn't gonna suck itself in between patients.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 28, 2013 02:51 PM (feFL6)

271 Then all the girls would start passing out. You could hear their heads thumping into the pews as they went down.


Out of respect for the season, I will refrain from the jokes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (GFM2b)

272
Root Canal isn't really expensive when you consider what is being done.
A vasectomy is expensive. You could do that shit yourself. No reason anyone should charge more than $40 for a vasectomy.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (kfCWm)

273 Ok.. I got a question.. how come root canals are so effin expensive? Orthodontists charge more than freakin' heart surgeons ona per hour basis.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (f9c2L)
--------------------------------------------------------
Have you ever tried to perform your own root canal?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (jucos)

274 220 - we did have a Hindu moron used to hang around, back about 2-3 years ago. Forget his name right now.

Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)

275
Regarding bleeped "motherfuckers"......

Watching "Rounders" on the semi-cable networks like FX is one of my favorite TV experiences. Mostly because I get to see a bunch of Jersey cops beat the shit out of Damon and Norton.

The other thing is, they bleep out every "motherfucker" in the film, but they leave in several instances of John Malkovich saying "yob tvoyu mat"......which is Russian for "fuck your mother". Gets me laughing every time.

Of course, I have to suspend my disbelief to imagine little Matty Damon as a stone-cold poker thug. Really?



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2013 02:53 PM (TIIx5)

276 we did have a Hindu moron used to hang around

Worked in the 7-11.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2013 02:53 PM (j3uk1)

277 Then all the girls would start passing out. You could hear their heads thumping into the pews as they went down.

Out of respect for the season, I will refrain from the jokes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (GFM2b)


I guess I won't do it either. But my fingers were poised over the keyboard before I made that decision.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:54 PM (94uTl)

278 No reason anyone should charge more than $40 for a vasectomy.

Yeah, but to avoid infection the scrota (or is that scrotum) has to be shaved as smooth as a baby's ass. It's tough to get a drama major to work that cheap.

Posted by: Name Changed to avoid EOJ wrath at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (feFL6)

279 Unfortunately they were stolen by a marauding band of left handed, one-eyed albino Communist midgets.

I would've reported it to the police, but I was afraid of retaliation.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 02:41 PM (SY2Kh)

_________________

Answer: Finland.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (r2PLg)

280 So reading the ace twitter feed on nasty news for kids and had to stop, I was just favoriting everything anyway. Funny stuff sir!

Posted by: gigg at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (41VCE)

281 Remy needs to get the blonde from his Mummy Got Back song into more videos.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (rzNdC)

282 A vasectomy is expensive. You could do that shit yourself. No reason anyone should charge more than $40 for a vasectomy.


Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (kfCWm)

and if you are afraid i can help you out. even save you the cost of anesthesia

Posted by: willowettebobbit. at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (nqBYe)

283 You'll be in my prayers.


Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (3+QKS)


Drudge did report today that a guy died from a molar removal.....

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (xmcEQ)

284 239 I'm about to have my first root canal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)

Don't wimp out, axe for LOT'S of drugs. You can use em later for hang overs. Ask for Norco, 10/325 that gets you 10 grams of hydrocondone to 325mg of Tylenol. You can split them if needed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)

285 Or was it a wisdom tooth.....

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (xmcEQ)

286 Don't wimp out, axe for LOT'S of drugs. You can use
em later for hang overs. Ask for Norco, 10/325 that gets you 10 grams
of hydrocondone to 325mg of Tylenol. You can split them if needed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)


Yeah, good luck with getting THAT.

I got 7.5/750's and was MISERABLE for 2 days....and they wouldn't change it.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:56 PM (xmcEQ)

287
CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room.








Meh. 1400 rounds of 22lr will fit in a Flinstones lunchbox with room to spare.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2013 02:56 PM (TIIx5)

288 ruined my comment , willow wasn't supposed to interfere with it.

Posted by: willowettebobbit. at March 28, 2013 02:57 PM (nqBYe)

289 $40 vasectomies? All day long, baby.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 02:57 PM (3+QKS)

290 http://youtu.be/OUVQ1YW0fFo

Savior 1998

Dennis Quaid Foreign Legion Sniper

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 02:57 PM (LRFds)

291 #249 - Catholic school kid for 16+ years; as child, in hot days of May and June during first Friday masses, there was incense and maximum pomp - a long service, stuffy church filled with incense, with mass ending just before lunch. You'd hear a sudden, big "thunk" and it'd be some poor kid collapsing on the kneelers.....Ahh what memories!

Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 02:57 PM (xrGeT)

292 anyway, goremy is cute and funnay.

Posted by: willow-dumbass at March 28, 2013 02:57 PM (nqBYe)

293 The one root canal I had was done as an emergency because of a horrendous toothache. It was the most relieving thing in the world to have the damn nerve removed so that it stopped hurting.

What the hell dentist are you guys going to that it hurts to have a root canal done?

Posted by: GMan at March 28, 2013 02:58 PM (sxq57)

294


ahaha


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by JOHN NOLTE 28 Mar 2013, 7:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 02:58 PM (XYSwB)

295 I guess I won't do it either. But my fingers were poised over the keyboard before I made that decision.


Yours & mine both. I was swinging for the bleachers, then said, naw, too easy. Even for cat'lick girls.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 02:58 PM (GFM2b)

296 258 240
CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room


Which is nothing. Most of that was probably 22LR. They sell them in boxes of 500. The gun safe was in his mother's room. He only had FOUR fucking guns in the house, if you include the BB gun.

I suspect CNN is counting BB rounds as ammo too.

The stupid is strong. I guess I have several 1,000 rounds of 22 LR. No need to add up all I have.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:59 PM (wR+pz)

297 Fallacy: Affirmative conclusion from a negative premise

For example:
No homos are EoJ, and no EoJ can decorate like Coco Chanel, therefore all homos can decorate like Coco Chanel.

Hmm. Not seeing the fallacy here.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 02:59 PM (j3uk1)

298 The dentist gave me some codeine and Tylenol once. It said take 1 every three hours, so I took three every one hour and it worked a lot better. All ten were gone by dinner, and it was a good day.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:59 PM (A7Wh1)

299 What the hell dentist are you guys going to that it hurts to have a root canal done?
Posted by: GMan at March 28, 2013 02:58 PM (sxq57)


What we are doing is sending a clear message: DON'T WAIT TILL IT HURTS!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:59 PM (9Bj8R)

300 If you want a cheaper root canal, don't wimp out and ask for any gas or shots. Just take a couple of Advil's before you go.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 02:59 PM (3+QKS)

301 Don't wimp out, axe for LOT'S of drugs. You can use em later for hang overs. Ask for Norco, 10/325 that gets you 10 grams of hydrocondone to 325mg of Tylenol. You can split them if needed.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)


------------------------------------------


I'm constantly amazed at the astute medical knowledge on this blog.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 02:59 PM (94uTl)

302 RE: cost of root canals

My DW is a dentist, and here's how it works.

1. They have to drill out, not just a cavity, but the entire root structure of the tooth, leaving the dentin and enamel shell.

2. Then they have to build up the interior somehow (posts and so forth, not to sure about this, she said it depends on what tooth it is and what is wrong with it...)

3.Then they have to cap it off.

So it's like getting a filling for your whole tooth.

Also it's so much cheaper to just remove the tooth... just sayin'

Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 03:00 PM (El+h4)

303 Vasectomies are completely unnecessary. All you need is a wedding ring.

Posted by: Beefus Cleatus at March 28, 2013 03:00 PM (yn6XZ)

304
too easy. Even for cat'lick girls.

'With a tiny little moustache...'

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 03:00 PM (kfCWm)

305 This is a test to see if my ability to comment is restored.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 03:00 PM (TmyQl)

306 Yea!

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 03:00 PM (TmyQl)

307 >> CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room

A small corner of my basement puts that so shame.

Posted by: Andy at March 28, 2013 03:00 PM (gxeKE)

308 >>No reason anyone should charge more than $40 for a vasectomy.

True story. My doc performed mine in his office while his nurse held his cell phone to his ear. He was discussing the caterer for his son's Bar Mitzvah with his wife.

Posted by: USA at March 28, 2013 03:01 PM (RIg+t)

309 ...they leave in several instances of John Malkovich saying "yob tvoyu
mat"......which is Russian for "fuck your mother". Gets me laughing
every time.

Something tells me the Russians wouldn't be very offended by that. Those guys are some of the most eloquent crafters of profanity on the planet. Yobe tvayu mat na mogle tvyova otsa. Fuck your mother on the grave of your father.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 03:01 PM (mjR67)

310 Like ace I was thinking freshman 17 and young prof. Then at least I do not want to jail the hero of the movie.

Posted by: Beagle at March 28, 2013 03:01 PM (sOtz/)

311 Buncha damned heretics, the lot of ya.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 03:01 PM (Y+vNY)

312 No reason anyone should charge more than $40 for a vasectomy.

True story. My doc performed mine in his office while his nurse held his cell phone to his ear. He was discussing the caterer for his son's Bar Mitzvah with his wife.
Posted by: USA at March 28, 2013 03:01 PM (RIg+t)


Well better that than talking to a divorce lawyer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 03:01 PM (9Bj8R)

313 got milk?

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 03:02 PM (nqBYe)

314 Only homos need their teeth deadened before a root canal, or need help doing their taxes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 03:02 PM (3+QKS)

315
>>>>What the hell dentist are you guys going to that it hurts to have a root canal done?

It's a combo deal with the $40 vasectomy.

Don't judge me!!!

Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 03:02 PM (3ZtZW)

316 You'd hear a sudden, big "thunk" and it'd be some poor kid collapsing on the kneelers.....Ahh what memories!

Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 02:57 PM (xrGeT)

Ha Ha. I was an acolyte in the Episcopal church, we had a guy from Trinidad preach one Sunday and he went on and on, my partner fell over at the alter.

They left him there and stepped over him.

I thought he had split his head open. He woke up in a while and knelt back where he was.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:02 PM (wR+pz)

317 I'm constantly amazed at the astute medical knowledge on this blog.


Had a wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30 am one day. Went to work at 3:00 pm that afternoon. Popping tylenol 4's like Pez candy every two hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 03:03 PM (GFM2b)

318 [iMeh. 1400 rounds of 22lr will fit in a Flinstones lunchbox with room to spare.

Seriously, it's small. I have 5K of 22lr under my computer desk at home, just for lack of space in the magazine.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 28, 2013 03:04 PM (QupBk)

319 Albie, here's to a speedy recovery!

Posted by: small town girl at March 28, 2013 03:04 PM (3Uy4y)

320 Seriously, it's small. I have 5K of 22lr under my computer desk at home, just for lack of space in the magazine.


Can I have some?

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 03:05 PM (GQ8sn)

321 :::Homos are Theatrical. EoJ is Theatrical. Therefore all Homos are EoJ. This is known as the fallacy of the undistributed middle Pez dispenser.:::: I dare any of you faggots to sit on my lap and say that to my face.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff
***
Oo, oo, I will!

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 03:05 PM (uhftQ)

322 The only part of the root canal procedure that ever bothered me was that first needle that goes in the roof of the mouth

that shit hurt

after that it was just the tedium of sitting thru the process

and of course, back at home zoned out on Vicodin was nice

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 03:05 PM (8sCoq)

323 I wish I still had my guns..... g-d damn water boarding accident. I'm afraid I will never see them again.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 03:06 PM (jucos)

324 I had a root canal done and they didn't deaden the nerve as well as they should have, almost passed out half way through.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 03:06 PM (3+QKS)

325 My last trip to the dentist was to have a tooth pulled that had chipped months earlier. I was told while sitting in the chair that the cost was $250. I said OK, no problem. After some awkward silence of all of us in the room I said, you mean now? She said yes. I pulled $250 out of my pocket, she counted it and said thanks and leaves. The dentist then stepped up and pulled the tooth. I almost said - did you think I was going to flee after the tooth is pulled? But there was a guy standing there with pliers so I thought I better not piss him off.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (A7Wh1)

326

actually ON topic


Carrey hasn't stopped

Jim Carrey’s Latest Anti-Gun SCREAM FEST On Twitter…

http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/28/jim-carreys-latest-anti-gun-scream-fest-on-twitter/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (XYSwB)

327 "You'd hear a sudden, big "thunk" and it'd be some poor kid collapsing on the kneelers.....Ahh what memories!"

Didn't help that you had to fast for 3 hours before communion. Brides fainting was pretty common.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (TmyQl)

328 I had a root canal done and they didn't deaden the nerve as well as they should have, almost passed out half way through.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 03:06 PM (3+QKS)

Well maybe next time, you'll remember to pay in advance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (9Bj8R)

329
Oh - maybe it goes without sayin', but along with not fighting a land war in Asia there should be: Never get a root canal at a dental school.

No serious, you guys.

Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)

330 Carrey hasn't stopped



Jim Carrey’s Latest Anti-Gun SCREAM FEST On Twitter…



http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/28/jim-carreys-latest-anti-gun-scream-fest-on-twitter/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (XYSwB)


His bodyguard doesn't have 100 rounds on him? Carrey should fire him and get a professional one.

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

331 >Jim Carrey’s Latest Anti-Gun SCREAM FEST On Twitter…



thanks I'll pass

pretty much know how that would go

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (8sCoq)

332 CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room A small corner of my basement puts that so shame.
Posted by: Andy
***

Then their heads would explode if they searched my room. I have more than that in 7.62x39 alone.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (uhftQ)

333 Well maybe next time, you'll remember to pay in advance

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Pay in advance? Hell, I paid extra.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 03:09 PM (3+QKS)

334 Had a wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30 am one day. Went to work at 3:00 pm that afternoon.

Not to one-up, but had four wisdom teeth pulled at 8 am and went to work at 9 am, cotton stuffed into all four holes. Some people understand pain, and some people fear it. I understand it so it seldom bothers me. The taste of blood bothered me more then the ache in my jaw.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 28, 2013 03:09 PM (feFL6)

335
Just got the Iowa test scores for my daughter. 96th percentile baby!.....

ok, she goes to Catholic school so basically she's grounded.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 03:09 PM (IY7Ir)

336 Then their heads would explode if they searched my room. I have more than that in 7.62x39 alone.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (uhftQ)

Barney, want to sell some? I can't find any anywhere.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:09 PM (wR+pz)

337 3 hours? Wow. Some of the Russians fast from Vespers to Liturgy... (we only fast from Midnight.) that's like, 15 hours or something.

We have one person faint every Pascha; sometimes it's a lady, sometimes it's a kid. Once it was one of the acolytes, carrying a metal fan. I guess the combination of the fasting going on Holy Saturday combined with standing for around 3 hours (with a bit of walking for a procession) really brings of the faint.

Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 03:10 PM (El+h4)

338 Serious quandry. Have tomorrow off for Good Friday. GF is working. Do I behave myself, or do I go to the casino?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 03:10 PM (GFM2b)

339 Ha Ha. I was an acolyte in the Episcopal church, we had a guy from Trinidad preach one Sunday and he went on and on, my partner fell over at the alter. They left him there and stepped over him. I thought he had split his head open. He woke up in a while and knelt back where he was.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:02 PM (wR+pz)


------------------------------------------------


We've never heard of such a thing. We must make people aware of the blatant disregard for health stemming from all this religious bullying.

These barbaric rituals must be stopped!

Posted by: MFM at March 28, 2013 03:11 PM (94uTl)

340 Well maybe next time, you'll remember to pay in advance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (9Bj8R)

So much to say......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 03:12 PM (3Mkrp)

341 >>or do I go to the casino?<<<

Are you rolling dice for Jesus' garments, Roman?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 03:12 PM (IY7Ir)

342 Not to one-up, but had four wisdom teeth pulled at 8 am and went to work at 9 am, cotton stuffed into all four holes.


Dayum. You win.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 03:12 PM (GFM2b)

343 Jim Carey ;Listen up! MY BODY GAURD DOESN'T HAVE A GUN THT SHOOTS A HUNDRED ROUNDS
because we're REASONABLE PEOPLE! HATE HEARS WHT IT WANTS 2 HEAR! 3


now if only he would pay for my bodyguard, and my childrens, and my security gated home . etc..

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 03:12 PM (nqBYe)

344 338 Serious quandry. Have tomorrow off for Good Friday. GF is working. Do I behave myself, or do I go to the casino?

Stay home. Nothing good will come of you going to the casino. You might win, you might meet some hot tranny and get fucked.

But, you won't. You'll lose your ass and get drunk on the free drinks and feel like shit.

What time should I meet you?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:12 PM (wR+pz)

345 do I go to the casino?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 03:10 PM (GFM2b)

Does she have any hot friends you could call?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 03:13 PM (3Mkrp)

346 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 03:12 PM (3Mkrp)
---------------------------------------------------------
I've been looking for you!

Posted by: Lucy's Ben Wa Balls at March 28, 2013 03:13 PM (jucos)

347 artisanal 'ette

must be nice to think you are above everything. life is comfortably safe

he's quite smug.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 03:13 PM (nqBYe)

348 Are you rolling dice for Jesus' garments, Roman?


Slots. It's a feather casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 03:14 PM (GFM2b)

349 Speaking of pulling teeth and pliers (topics run the gamut here at AoS, don't they?) I remember watching our dentist pull one of my son's teeth. I was shocked at how easy it seemed. Just deadened up the nerves, grab ahold with the pliers and gently wiggle it out. It just slides out. Bizarre. I dutifully didn't let my kid see the horror on my face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2013 03:14 PM (llx/S)

350 The taste of blood bothered me more then the ache in my jaw.
Posted by: Regular Moron at March 28, 2013 03:09 PM (feFL6)


-----------------------------------------


The dentist's prostate must have been acting up again.

Posted by: MFM at March 28, 2013 03:14 PM (94uTl)

351 gak,

you= carrey!

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 03:14 PM (nqBYe)

352 I gave up dentist visits for lent.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:15 PM (wR+pz)

353 i suspect He would have compassion on my deceased Aunt with polio?

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 03:15 PM (nqBYe)

354 Ace gave up providing comments for Lent.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2013 03:15 PM (rzNdC)

355 Brides fainting was pretty common.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (TmyQl)

Wow. I must be growing up.

I did not type what I was thinking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 03:15 PM (3Mkrp)

356 Do I behave myself, or do I go to the casino?

Abstinence and fasting, if I'm reading this right.

Me, I'm going to the House Of Revoltingly Large and Other Speciality Bras, the needlework shop across the street, and the zoo to see Ray, a sea lion from California who was rescued before he could be killed by totalitarian scrunts' dogs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 03:16 PM (/kI1Q)

357 new loooong post up

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 03:16 PM (nqBYe)

358 At my niece's wedding the best man fell over in the middle of the service.

The groom was very cool about it. He waved at everyone and two guys helped him out of the church. In about five minutes, back to the service like nothing happened.

None of them had been asleep the night before.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:18 PM (wR+pz)

359 The dentist's prostate must have been acting up again.

Posted by: MFM at March 28, 2013 03:14 PM (94uTl)


LOL!!!!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:19 PM (wR+pz)

360 River C-

I checked out your blog. I really enjoy your poems and haiku. May the Risen Lord bless you this Holy season.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 03:19 PM (S7KLd)

361 Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers
..........
I had 2 wisdom teeth pulled at the Univ of Illinois dental school where I worked. Holy crap!

The instructor had a thick German accent, and I think this guy first practiced at Auschwitz. He used my lip as a fulcrum and all the while he's talking to the students and they're dipping in for a close-in look see.. That was the last time I went there.. free or not.. it wasn't worth it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 03:21 PM (f9c2L)

362 Is it safe?

Posted by: Dr. Christian Szell, DDS at March 28, 2013 03:25 PM (YmPwQ)

363 Will tweet for attention.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 28, 2013 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

364 _______________________________

Ace,

That wasn't 'pretty good'.

That was fucking hilarious! I watched it twice back to back.

AND that was the kind of rich parody that Carrey utterly failed to achieve in his video.

Granted, the audio and visual production values weren't near as high as Carrey's vicious video. But they were decent enough. And the montage-editing in particular demonstrated excellent comedic timing.

But above all, the whole product - unlike Carrey's - was outright funny! (While being a damning indictment of that pompous Ass Carrey to boot.)

When Carrey sees that clip, he'll have to pretend like he's not envious of the superior comedic product - as well as pretend he's not resentful of being butt of the joke that he ironically set up.

I only wish I could see his stupid face watching his stupid face in that awesome video.



Posted by: _Dave_ at March 28, 2013 03:46 PM (J+Q+d)

365 River C! Another Orthodox moron !

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 03:47 PM (Y+vNY)

366 ________________________________

Yes, it was even funnier the third time I saw it.

Just anticipating Carrey spinning around and talking out his ass in coordination with the lyrics was too much.

Three times out loud. - Too rich.


Posted by: _Dave_ at March 28, 2013 03:54 PM (J+Q+d)

367 My wife is catholic and the wedding day was 100 degrees. I commented something about it being hot to the priest when I was backstage waiting to go in. He showed me how he did it, just flipped up his robe and all he had on were boxer shorts. He turned up at the church we go to now filling in one day and talks rather gay now.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 28, 2013 04:47 PM (8zjf6)

368 _______________________________

By the way, the name of the guy who made the response video is Remy Munasifi. He is featured prominently on ReasonTV, and he has his own YouTube Channel. Apparently he's a young professional comedian who has been making parody videos for some years now. He is very funny, and his humor leans heavily libertarian / right of center.

Google: Remy's Occupy Wall Street Protest Song.

- At first it seems like it's going to suck, but give at least a minute and a half. It gets awesome.

Shame on me for never having heard of this guy before. We need more like him and more of his satire.




Posted by: _Dave_ at March 28, 2013 04:56 PM (J+Q+d)

369 AWESOME video! So true! Jim Carrey and all hollywood types should look in the mirror. Jim should go back to Canada, and give America back all the money he stole from us with his goofy movies.

Posted by: Pinago at March 29, 2013 12:24 PM (PBv/M)






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