Ann Coulter: Jim Carey Thinks Only the Rich Should Have Weapons

Not to saddle up my hobbyhorse again, but wasn't it formerly the law that only aristocrats and noblemen could carry personal weapons?

Yes, that was the law. The right to be armed differentiated the noblemen from the commoners.

Jim Carrey wants to keep his guns. His life is valuable.

Posted by: Ace at 04:53 PM



Comments

1 Jim Carey Delenda Est?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 04:54 PM (no95k)

2 I'm not fucking stupid.



I mean I was..but we broke up.

Posted by: doowleb at March 26, 2013 04:55 PM (r+Gn+)

3 Well then I'm rich. Carry a borrow a dollar?

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2013 04:55 PM (N2yhW)

4 ....And he thinksguns should be allowed in his movies, of course.

Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 04:55 PM (UMBJ2)

5 Please pardon our uppity-ness, Lord Carrey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 04:56 PM (+z4pE)

6 Isn't he from Canada?

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2013 04:56 PM (N2yhW)

7 I fart in Jim Carey's general direction.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at March 26, 2013 04:56 PM (jvd3N)

8 Was Carrey ever actually funny in anything? I found him consistently annoying even back when he was allegedly good (e.g. The Mask or Ace Ventura).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2013 04:56 PM (B/VB5)

9 Why don't we have windfall taxes on movie stars that earn millions for a few months work?

Posted by: palerider at March 26, 2013 04:57 PM (dkExz)

10 I fart in Jim Carey's general direction.

Posted by: dananjcon


Careful. I think that's a mating call where he's from.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2013 04:58 PM (UCv7P)

11 If Carey thinks his career is flagging, he needs to wait six months. He won't have a career to even speak of. He'll be the worst of Hollywood.....an aging has-been.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 04:58 PM (4jKhI)

12 Not to saddle up my hobbyhorse again

Go on ...

Posted by: D.H. Lawrence at March 26, 2013 04:58 PM (rzNdC)

13 Doesn't Ann Coulter have anything controversial to say? I mean, everybody knows Carrey is an idiot. Come on, Ann. Try.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2013 04:58 PM (TOk1P)

14 I think it was also the law that the jester STFU unless he be beheaded, so at least medieval times had sense enough for that.

Talk out of your ass and make me laugh or shut up asshole.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 26, 2013 04:59 PM (t06LC)

15
Why don't we have windfall taxes on movie stars that earn millions for a few months work?

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The Happy Tax. That is the Hollywood Addict Pervert Excise Tax.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 26, 2013 04:59 PM (XUKZU)

16 Carey was just trying to be funny, like in Mr. Popper's Penguins, and
Fun with Dick and Jane, and I Love You Phillip Morris and The Number 23.

Doesn't seem to be working.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (3+QKS)

17 This is Carey's "let them eat cake" moment.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (BJVEF)

18 "Not to saddle up my hobbyhorse again, but wasn't it formerly the law that only aristocrats and noblemen could carry personal weapons?"

Yep, use to be the law of many lands, which is why a martial art developed around using a bench as a weapon in china or an oar in Okinawa.



http://plumblossom.net/Articles/Inside_Kung-Fu/Jan2002/Tools.html

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (FWmTq)

19 Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: Dennis at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

20 @8

They didn't age well. It was pretty funny when they came out. Back when I was in Jr. high.... oh there is your problem.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (t06LC)

21 14 I think it was also the law that the jester STFU unless he be beheaded, so at least medieval times had sense enough for that.

Talk out of your ass and make me laugh or shut up asshole.

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"Who wants guns?" *bends over* "I DO! I DO!"

Posted by: Jim Carrey's Asshole at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (e0xKF)

22 KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 3h

@jimcarrey How many shitkickers are shooting up Chicago? Can't do a "rap gangstah" voice?


@JimCarrey Columbine Newtown killers were suburban loser kids who were far from redneck hicks. Can't do a suburban loser voice?


@jimcarrey - your fellow Canadian William Shatner felt that it was not his place to dictate politics to Americans. We love Shatner here


@jimcarrey appalled that many Twitter users don't believe that universal love knowledge pours from Jim Carrey's every orifice.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (mCvL4)

23 I'm noticing that washed up celebs tend to turn to left-wing trolling when their career is circling the shit-drain.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (Zc/nE)

24 RE: Jim Carey

People keep saying his career has gone downhill in recent years, but this chart I pieced together says otherwise....

http://i.___ur.com/x4FcxU7.jpg

Replace ___ with i, m, g.

Btw, 1994 was a very very good year for him. I can't believe Dumb and Dumber came out the same year as Pet Detective.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (UypUQ)

25 Dumb and Dumber II: The Enstupiding

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (8ZskC)

26 my lights were 300 dollars

Posted by: sven10077 at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (a5EGD)

27 The ass got his hat handed to him on this one. Guttfeld bent him over the barrel as well. What a douch-a-bag.


Read the comments on the video over at Mediate, 8-2 says Carey is a preening fucktard. I still have no idea how we lost to TFG.


Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (jvd3N)

28 And can we please, for the love of all that is good and holy, have ONE spelling of the guy's name? I don't care which one is right, let's just settle on one here and be done with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (TOk1P)

29 So 'Me, Myself, and Irene' was a bio-pic of Jim Carey?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (no95k)

30 Doesn't Ann Coulter have anything controversial to say? I mean, everybody knows Carrey is an idiot. Come on, Ann. Try.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2013 04:58 PM (TOk1P)


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She should have looked him in the eye and told him "women like me are you're last hope of getting laid, Jim. And we don't fucking like you".

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (4jKhI)

31 The only part of class warfare that I like is the one against those pretentious Hollywood pricks who deign to lecture the rest of us on how to live our lives while they earn 10 million bucks for a couple months "work".

I'd be more than happy to join the pitchforks and torches crowd when it comes to taking their shit away.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (BJVEF)

32 I 1st saw him when he opened for Rodney Dangerfield in San Diego. It wasn't till I him doing a stand-up act in the background for Pink Cadillac that I realized it was him. That was before he became the 80-90's Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Paladin at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (LtaK3)

33 I say it's high time we go back to using dwarfs as entertainment.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (8ZskC)

34 8 Was Carrey ever actually funny in anything?

I've never thought he was all that.funny.

He started out as a 'dramatic actor' in the 80's...did a vampire movie, and a small part in a Dirty Harry movie [The Dead Pool] as a drugged-out rocker.

But then, he started making fun of conservatives on a few talk shows...and voila!, he's a comedian.

Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:03 PM (UMBJ2)

35 HALP US JIM CAREY WE R BEIN SHOTZ BI REDNEX

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 26, 2013 05:03 PM (QTHTd)

36 Greg just ripped Carrey another asshole...again

Posted by: Icedog at March 26, 2013 05:03 PM (9ScGj)

37 We are talking about Jim Carey.

We. Are. Talking. About. Jim. Carey.


I think he wins this round, boys

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2013 05:03 PM (qcktF)

38 Gym Kerry is a dick

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

39 Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 05:01 PM (UypUQ)

Interesting, the first Ace Ventura is among his lowest grossing films.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2013 05:04 PM (rzNdC)

40 Really brave and edgy of Jim Carrey to do a gun grabber video mocking rednecks

Rednecks aren't killing people in Chicago, they didn't kill kids in Columbine or Newtown

But it's politically safe for Jim Carrey to mock rednecks rather than risk being called a racist

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:04 PM (mCvL4)

41 Jim Carrey ‏@JimCarrey 25 Mar
G'morning!Hope you're enjoying Cold Dead Hand.FYI,my bodyguard doesn't have a hundred rounds in his clip.I wish u all a bullet free day! ;^}
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Jim Carrey ‏@JimCarrey 25 Mar
Thx 4 your input 2day.I don't think i've ever felt so despised and so free at the same time. It's been delightfully. ;^}
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Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 05:04 PM (r2PLg)

42 I still have no idea how we lost to TFG.
Posted by: dananjcon

I got nothin'.

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2013 05:04 PM (N2yhW)

43 Gutfeld is mocking Carey again. Just showed a clip of him "speaking" out of his butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

44 I believe the douchebag has dual citizenship now.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 26, 2013 05:05 PM (2U4NN)

45 Of course it's rednecks killing everybody!

Don't you ever watch Law and Order? Get with it man!

Posted by: Jim Carrey at March 26, 2013 05:06 PM (mCvL4)

46
Jim..... buddy.

Which caused more deaths to children last year.

Assault weapons. -or- Un-vaccinated children.




.... toss off, hoser.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 05:06 PM (nELVU)

47 But it's politically safe for Jim Carrey to mock rednecks rather than risk being called a racist

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:04 PM (mCvL4)


But he is a racist.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2013 05:06 PM (bxiXv)

48 Why don't the Hollywoods and music industry make a cute little "can't we just get along" video, asking the bloods, crypts and MS 13 to disarm, hold hands and sing!

Posted by: Deli LLama at March 26, 2013 05:06 PM (lGu1O)

49 Was Carrey ever actually funny in anything?

***

After checking a list of his movies, I would say that The Grinch and Lemony Snicket were OK movies. Other than that, just embarrassing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 26, 2013 05:06 PM (XUKZU)

50 Boycott Kick Ass 2, unless Jim Carey denounces it's glorification of guns.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 26, 2013 05:06 PM (q177U)

51 A has-been is better than a never-was.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 26, 2013 05:07 PM (V70Uh)

52 I'm typing this with my anus.

Posted by: Jim Carrey (formerly Jerry Lewis) at March 26, 2013 05:07 PM (MMC8r)

53 The first Ace Ventura got picked up in VCR rentals. Like Weird Al's "UHF". I'm sure there were other cult films that made up its budget at Blockbuster (when it existed).

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 26, 2013 05:07 PM (QTHTd)

54 Gutfeld showed a clip of Charlton Heston speaking out for civil rights when he was the same age as Carrey.

Hollywood doesn't make dignified, well-spoken stars like Heston anymore. For that skinny douche Carrey to mock the size of Heston's balls is a pathetic cry for attention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:08 PM (lVPtV)

55 37 We are talking about Jim Carey.
We. Are. Talking. About. Jim. Carey.
I think he wins this round, boys



I don't think so, Truman...not this time.
This is backfiring on him, bigtime.

There actually is such a thing as 'bad publicity'...and this is what is happening to him.

Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:08 PM (UMBJ2)

56 The problem with Carey movies is that they don't hold up, even the few I thought were originally funny or interesting.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2013 05:08 PM (3+QKS)

57 Gutfeld is hell on whells. Glad he is our side.

Posted by: Jmel at March 26, 2013 05:08 PM (9tSXa)

58 Somewhat related, yesterday I saw one of those celebrity-filled advocacy ads for "saving the chocolate Easter bunny." These a$$holes are now trying to tell us that giving candy in Easter baskets is bad. Do you think any of those celebrities deny themselves a treat on a holiday (or any other day of the year?).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2013 05:08 PM (KqmXZ)

59 Hello Canada? Yes. Please be a good neighbor and pick up the dogshit you left on our lawn.

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2013 05:09 PM (N2yhW)

60 There's something cloying about Jim Carrey.

His biggest decisions in life seem to consist of which face he will make next.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 05:09 PM (r2PLg)

61 There actually is such a thing as 'bad publicity'...and this is what is happening to him.



Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:08 PM (UMBJ2)

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Jim Carey - the washed up comedians version of the Dixie Chix.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 05:09 PM (nELVU)

62

Yikes.

She slams Rubio and Rand for being too short to run.

heh.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 05:10 PM (XYSwB)

63 Hey Jim, your balls are showing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 05:10 PM (+z4pE)

64 Ouch! FNC just showed Heston holding an Oscar.

Hey, Jim. How many awards have you won?

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 05:10 PM (4jKhI)

65 Why don't we have windfall taxes on movie stars that earn millions for a few months work?

Posted by: palerider at March 26, 2013 04:57 PM (dkExz)



THIS. They don't have a realistic view of the world because their income doesn't operate by the same rules as most people's income. *WE* have to keep working to keep earning.


Normally i'm against tax increases, but I firmly believe in increasing the taxes of anyone who believes in tax increases.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 26, 2013 05:10 PM (bb5+k)

66 This is the best publicity since O.J.

Posted by: Jim Carrey (formerly Jerry Lewis) at March 26, 2013 05:11 PM (MMC8r)

67 Um, isn't it more accurate to say that historically the bearing of arms (outside of armies) wasn't restricted to the rich or the aristocracy so much as limited to FREE MEN.

Free men were not only permitted arms, they were expected to bear them. And to use them in defense of not only themselves but of the rest of the people. The right carried a co-equal responsibility/duty.

Posted by: John Morris at March 26, 2013 05:11 PM (sCRhB)

68 Unless we can actually start an alternative to Hollywood, i.e. a "studio system" however loosely constructed that isn't beholden to the same people, we're stuck with massive cultural pressure to the left.

We're suffering from massive "that's the way things are" syndrome.

Hey, I'd start, but I don't know how, and besides I've been Hope and Changed to death over here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2013 05:11 PM (bxiXv)

69 "Liar, Liar" was Carrey's autobiography

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:11 PM (mCvL4)

70 You usually have to kill for this type of publicity.

Posted by: Phil Specter at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (3+QKS)

71 6 Isn't he from Canada?

Yep, and he's a fucking frog too.

Born in Ontario to French parents.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)

72


Jim Carrey's a one schtick wonder.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (XYSwB)

73 Of course people who stand up for child rapists are against gun control.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Shogun at March 26, 2013 05:13 PM (fMiHM)

74
Nick Searcy got in a few good punches at Jim Carey yesterday on Twitter.

And Searcy is going to be on RedEye tonight...

Gutfeld and Searcy, gee I wonder if Jim Carey's name will come up?
Sounds like 'must see tv' to me.

Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:13 PM (UMBJ2)

75
Born in Ontario to French parents.





Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)

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Sooooooo...... he smells bad and will be surrendering by the end of the week, no???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 05:13 PM (nELVU)

76 Yes, from what I understand it was a capital offense in Medieval Europe for a serf to be caught with a sword of spear. It remained so through the ages. Even now in Great Britain the common man can own only shotguns.


Our forefathers knew the value of the second amendment. And fuck people like Jim Carey, the wore-out has been, with a roll of rusty concertina.


I still say we should make it a felony in the Red States for anyone to call for violation of the second amendment (or any other). And start arresting these bastards if they have the balls to come in the State.


And that includes politicians from NYC.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 05:13 PM (53z96)

77 Yep, use to be the law of many lands, which is why a martial art developed around using a bench as a weapon in china or an oar in Okinawa.



http://plumblossom.net/Articles/Inside_Kung-Fu/Jan2002/Tools.html

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (FWmTq)



I think it also played a role in differentiating the French from the English. The English yeomanry was required to own and become proffecient with Archery equipment. The French Peasant, on the other hand, was not permitted to posses weapons at all.


The English yeoman became more independent, and acquired more freedom and respect? The French Peasantry? They were revolting!


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 26, 2013 05:13 PM (bb5+k)

78 Carrey lived in a car as a kid.

Shame if he ended his career living in a beat-up Subaru.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:14 PM (lVPtV)

79 Carey talks out his ass about the "Magical Negro"


http://tinyurl.com/c8dbukp

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:14 PM (wR+pz)

80 How many of the precious children would have died if Jim Carrey's vaccination paranoia had been taken seriously

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:14 PM (mCvL4)

81 Jim Carry? Didn't he win a hat in Cambodia one Christmas or something?

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Multipass at March 26, 2013 05:15 PM (r4v64)

82 The only thing that's carried ole Jim's career is his asshole.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 05:15 PM (4jKhI)

83 69 "Liar, Liar" was Carrey's autobiography

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:11 PM (mCvL4)

______________

I have to admit I liked that movie.

Although he could reined himself in 50% and he still would have done too much.

One of his wives said that he never stops doing faces and that it's actually scary.

He's like the third grade class clown that had to have all the attention and never grew up.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 05:15 PM (r2PLg)

84 80
How many of the precious children would have died if Jim Carrey's vaccination paranoia had been taken seriously



*ahem*

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at March 26, 2013 05:15 PM (lVPtV)

85 Jim Carrey has a deep seated need to be loved by the masses, and he thinks he is going to get that love by pandering to his lib friends. He is surrounded by these asshats, so what else would he know?


In reality, he is pathetic in looks, actions and words. He can't act, except to chew the scenery, and he can't make a living any other way. So, he makes fun of the people most likely to pay to see his "movies."


Can't get much dumber than that.

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2013 05:15 PM (VLG62)

86 more accurate to say that historically the bearing of arms (outside of
armies) wasn't restricted to the rich or the aristocracy so much as
limited to FREE MEN.


In the German / Saxon / Celtic tradition, yes. Also in the Islamic tradition - if you were a Muslim, you could carry weapons around the countryside. And there were places like Italy and the Balkans which barely had government, so people went around armed because who's going to stop them?

He might be thinking of France or post-Norman England.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 26, 2013 05:16 PM (QTHTd)

87 It takes a lot of balls for a guy with Jim Carrey's current career to write a lyric like "Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand."

Posted by: Kensington at March 26, 2013 05:16 PM (/AHDz)

88 I don't know about anybody else, but when I want expert advice on American Constitutional matters, I always turn to Canadian comedians.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 05:16 PM (+z4pE)

89 That was before he became the 80-90's Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Paladin at March 26, 2013 05:02 PM (LtaK3)


Hey! I *LIKE* Jerry Lewis.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 26, 2013 05:16 PM (bb5+k)

90 Was Carrey ever actually funny in anything?

Fire Marshall Bill.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 26, 2013 05:17 PM (QupBk)

91 Even the French don't think Carrey's a genius.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 05:17 PM (MMC8r)

92 Born in Ontario to French parents.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)

Let me guess, his mom is a huge Jerry Lewis fan and met him personally after a performance sometime around May of 61....

Would explain a lot actually.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 26, 2013 05:18 PM (t06LC)

93 75
Born in Ontario to French parents.





Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)


_________________

No! Damn it--Noooooo!!1

That guy is so tete carree.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 05:18 PM (r2PLg)

94
90
Was Carrey ever actually funny in anything?


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Divorce Court.

Posted by: Jim Carrey's Ex Wives..... Inc at March 26, 2013 05:18 PM (nELVU)

95 90
Was Carrey ever actually funny in anything?



Fire Marshall Bill.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 26, 2013 05:17 PM (QupBk

I loved "In Living Color." *three snaps up and a circle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:18 PM (lVPtV)

96 I love it when celebrities are scorned for their idiocy.

Posted by: mare at March 26, 2013 05:18 PM (A98Xu)

97 That video really is a nasty, crass piece of shit, too. He literally (literally) flips the viewer off at the end.

Phuck you, too, buddy!

Posted by: Kensington at March 26, 2013 05:19 PM (/AHDz)

98 I'll never forget the time he was being interviewed around the time of "In Living Color" and he went off when asked about working with the Wayans. He acted as though the question itself was unaskable.

Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:19 PM (V70Uh)

99 Yes, from what I understand it was a capital offense in Medieval Europe for a serf to be caught with a sword of spear. It remained so through the ages. Even now in Great Britain the common man can own only shotguns.

If a slave was caught with a spear, he had it broken over his back. Anglo-Saxon law, I believe.

Certain weapons, like the longsword, may have been associated with the nobility, but the commoners had their own weapons - German peasants had big knives (grossmesser), and High to Late Medieval English peasants owned swords as well as bows, both Swiss and the Flemish were well known for their polearm-armed infantry, etc., etc.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 05:19 PM (P0x1m)

100 Hello Canada? Yes. Please be a good neighbor and pick up the dogshit you left on our lawn.

Celine Dion was an act of war. We didn't fight back, so they escalated.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 05:19 PM (/kI1Q)

101 I've been gone a few minutes, but what does this have to do with gay marriage?

Posted by: Guido-Liberal Arts PHD Squid Sexuality at March 26, 2013 05:20 PM (NQq8e)

102 Shame if he ended his career living in a beat-up Subaru.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:14 PM (lVPtV)


More like a Prius or a Volt.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 05:20 PM (XYSwB)

103 100 Hello Canada? Yes. Please be a good neighbor and pick up the dogshit you left on our lawn.

Celine Dion was an act of war. We didn't fight back, so they escalated.

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Now, now, the government of Canada has apologized for Bryan Adams on many previous occasions.

Posted by: PM of Canada at March 26, 2013 05:20 PM (e0xKF)

104
Hey, I'd start, but I don't know how, and besides I've been Hope and Changed to death over here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2013 05:11 PM (bxiXv)



I think Roger Simon of PJ Media is working to get something started. They were asking for people with some writing ability to send them ideas.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 26, 2013 05:20 PM (bb5+k)

105 I saw the Mask. It was okay. It was the only Carrey film I've seen. I find his comedy repulsive. Oh, wait. I saw Truman. It sucked, too.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (2U4NN)

106 Celine Dion was an act of war. We didn't fight back, so they escalated.




Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 05:19 PM (/kI1Q

Oh, Lord THIS. I heard her brag once that her closet is 5,000 sq. ft.

And that's for her chin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (lVPtV)

107 f'n autocorrect.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (r2PLg)

108 Even Bob Beckel just said that Carrey "isn't helping the cause" for gun control.

And he challenged Carrey to come on The Five to debate the issue.
Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (UMBJ2)

109 To blatantly steal a line from The Last of the Mohicans - And who empowered these colonials to pass judgement on England's policies, and to come and go without so much as a "by your leave"? Seems our "betters" this century long for the good ol' days. Frickin' scrotal varices

Posted by: Jrr at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (BdVar)

110 Coming to a theater near you:

Jim Carey, The Death of a Career: The Movie

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (BVkEs)

111


Carrey's probably a Canadian spy.



ha!

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (XYSwB)

112 All leftism is essentially a return to feudalism or even monarchism. The people can't trusted with anything, money, guns, property, etc. So the Big Giant Head has to decide everything for everyone.

Posted by: navybrat at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (S8AWK)

113 The Swiss? Never refer to the Swiss as "gentlemen". They didn't was the term 300 years ago, don't give it to them now.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:22 PM (V70Uh)

114 Yep, and he's a fucking frog too.

Born in Ontario to French parents.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)


I've spoken with quite a few Canadians over the years. The General consensus seems to be that the French part of the Country really is causing most of the problems up there. They said that if you cut off the French parts, the rest of Canada is pretty sensible.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 26, 2013 05:22 PM (bb5+k)

115 Yep, use to be the law of many lands, which is why a martial art developed around using a bench as a weapon in china or an oar in Okinawa. http://plumblossom.net/Articles/Inside_Kung-Fu/Jan2002/Tools.html
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 26, 2013 05:00 PM (FWmTq)

Okinawan Kempo developed as a result of Japanese occupation. Masters of the form would toughen (and eventually deform) their fists until they could break bricks and pottery. The purpose, of course, was to break through Japanese bamboo armor and wooden shields and leather-clad skulls.

If you follow combatives training, you'll notice that all sorts of non-traditional unarmed fighting schools are springing up in Europe--particularly Britain--as well as in Australiaand even in American blue states such as New Jersey. By 'non-traditional' I mean old-school, no-nonsenseFairbairn-Sykes all-in gutter-fighting, where just about every winning move entails a smashing blow to the testicles.

Action-reaction.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2013 05:22 PM (vtiE6)

116 The Truman Show was not a comedy.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:23 PM (V70Uh)

117 Even now in Great Britain the common man can own only shotguns.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 05:13 PM (53z96)


Only a handful of them are allowed. They have to ask permission first.

And you're not allowed to use it to protect yourself, even from a gang of armed assailants.

Britain isn't even recognizable anymore.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2013 05:23 PM (bxiXv)

118 Over at Twitchy, there are a couple of Carrey slap-down Twitter posts by Rseanne Barr, of all people..., well..., OK, she's a person, I guess

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

119 116

You're telling me.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 05:24 PM (MMC8r)

120 Which caused more deaths to children last year.

Tipping over TV's kill about as many kids as mass shooting in any given year...

...banning TV's might actually have some merit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 05:24 PM (/gHaE)

121 108
Even Bob Beckel just said that Carrey "isn't helping the cause" for gun control.



And he challenged Carrey to come on The Five to debate the issue.

Heh.



Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (UMBJ2


My heart has softened considerably toward Beckel since he took on CBS (?) "The Great Race" or whatever it's called. The callous way they used the downed U. S. plane in Vietnam for their stupid show deserved scorn, and Beckel furiously brought it in spades.


I think the support so many people who normally can't stand Beckel gave him touched him. He's seemed way more mellow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 05:25 PM (lVPtV)

122 114
Yep, and he's a fucking frog too.



Born in Ontario to French parents.



Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 26, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)





I've spoken with quite a few Canadians over the years. The General
consensus seems to be that the French part of the Country really is
causing most of the problems up there. They said that if you cut off
the French parts, the rest of Canada is pretty sensible.

=========
Ah! That's it! I just figured out that he's a Jerry Lewis wannabe. Slow on the uptake here...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

123 Canada had to be nice to the frogs over Quebec's history because the UK was afraid that the Yanks would march in and "liberate" them. This fear lasted at least through the "54' 40 Or Fight" days.

In the 1760s, there were no Yanks to worry about, so the UK merrily booted out the Acadians from what's now Nova Scotia. And the Acadians were barely even French; they were mixed with Basques and the local Indians.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 26, 2013 05:27 PM (QTHTd)

124 All leftism is essentially a return to feudalism or even monarchism. The people can't trusted with anything, money, guns, property, etc. So the Big Giant Head has to decide everything for everyone.

Posted by: navybrat at March 26, 2013 05:21 PM (S8AWK)



Neo-Fuedelism for the win.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 26, 2013 05:27 PM (bb5+k)

125 the French part of the Country really is causing most of the problems
up there. They said that if you cut off the French parts, the rest of
Canada is pretty sensible.


Ferchrisakes, support/encourage the Quebec secessionists then, and be rid of them. Got nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 05:28 PM (/gHaE)

126
I think the support so many people who normally can't stand Beckel gave him touched him. He's seemed way more mellow.

I wouldn't recommend snake-petting. Yeah, you can do it, but...you know, snake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 05:28 PM (+z4pE)

127 If you follow combatives training, you'll notice that all sorts of non-traditional unarmed fighting schools are springing up in Europe--particularly Britain--as well as in Australiaand even in American blue states such as New Jersey. By 'non-traditional' I mean old-school, no-nonsenseFairbairn-Sykes all-in gutter-fighting, where just about every winning move entails a smashing blow to the testicles

Interesting. Ihadn't made that connection.I also note that there has been a real resurgence of interest in historical martial arts as martial arts, from German Longsword fighting to Victorian era Bartitsu in the last couple decades.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 05:28 PM (P0x1m)

128 Jerry was a big-time spaz. Carrey is a little spaz.

Maybe it's time for Carrey to take over the MDA telethon.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:28 PM (V70Uh)

129
Jerry Lewis had class.
This clown... not so much

Posted by: RayJ at March 26, 2013 05:28 PM (pI/IV)

130 127
If you follow combatives training, you'll notice that all sorts of
non-traditional unarmed fighting schools are springing up in
Europe--particularly Britain--as well as in Australiaand even in
American blue states such as New Jersey. By 'non-traditional' I mean
old-school, no-nonsenseFairbairn-Sykes all-in gutter-fighting, where
just about every winning move entails a smashing blow to the testicles


===========
Large scale practice held in conjunction with soccer games.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

131 I know I'm late but regarding the previous thread: Go back to Feb. 5, 2013 and read the PowerLine post with David Horowitz.

Basic point is: If we want to win, we need to show how their ideas HURT people, especially lead with minorities. Make them fear and make them afraid of Democrats.

Then, we can get to the "inspire, help and how we are better phase."

That's why we are losing: Fear. Day and night, there isn't a Dem speech that doesn't gin up fear first, last and always. Then, when they're sure their target won't listen to the other side anymore, they promise them free shit to keep them on board. Followed up with how the other side will then take away all that free shit if they are elected.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 26, 2013 05:31 PM (VjL9S)

132 I loved Laurel and Hardy when I was young.

I eventually grew up and out of being amused by the antics of idiots.

Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:31 PM (V70Uh)

133 New poat.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2013 05:31 PM (3+QKS)

134 Over at Twitchy, there are a couple of Carrey slap-down Twitter posts by Rseanne Barr, of all people..., well..., OK, she's a person, I guess
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:23 PM (aDwsi)


-----------------------------------------


Carey derrided Heston. Bad, bad decision.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 05:32 PM (4jKhI)

135 is this what net conservatism is reduced to, trying to mimic the Left's "us vs. them," "oppressing us" tribalism

cuz lemme say that's a game you're designed to not win

Posted by: JDP at March 26, 2013 05:34 PM (60GaT)

136 Democrats take every noble motive and corrupt it.

They take the Christian desire to feed and clothe the poor and turn it into this obscene thing where nobody wants to work anymore.

They take the noble idea of a public education and turn it into indoctrination and brainwashing, all the while protecting the worthless, shit teachers and their unions.

Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:34 PM (V70Uh)

137 Heston > Lohan > the gunk under my shoe > Carrey

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 26, 2013 05:34 PM (QTHTd)

138 131

That's
why we are losing: Fear. Day and night, there isn't a Dem speech that
doesn't gin up fear first, last and always. Then, when they're sure
their target won't listen to the other side anymore, they promise them
free shit to keep them on board. Followed up with how the other side
will then take away all that free shit if they are elected.


Posted by: RoyalOil at March 26, 2013 05:31 PM
=======
In that vein, CNN Opinion Piece today,: "Ben Carson, admirable man with a mistaken philosophy"

It begins: " Like giddy teenagers, Republican activists have fallen for another
charming, personable and accomplished black conservative. Dr. Ben Carson
is the newest object of their crush, which was born of a desperate need, blah, blah.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:35 PM (aDwsi)

139 "...a smashing blow to the testicles."

Heh. Hey troyriser, my instructor literally lived with his Chinese Kempo master (due to an abusive parent) from the age of 6 till he joined the service.

Guess my favorite target.

Posted by: teej at March 26, 2013 05:36 PM (PNi9V)

140 132
I loved Laurel and Hardy when I was young.

I eventually grew up and out of being amused by the antics of idiots.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 05:31 PM
========
Could have been worse..., could have been Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:37 PM (aDwsi)

141 126 I think the support so many people who normally can't stand Beckel gave him touched him. He's seemed way more mellow.

I wouldn't recommend snake-petting. Yeah, you can do it, but...you know, snake.

--------------

Yeah...he's still a died-in-the-wool liberal.

I think it was great what he did in calling out CBS for the douchebag thing that they did...
But give him time.
He'll probably make us want to strangle him again.

Beckel is a political strategist.
He can see that Jim Carrey has shit all over himself, by making this stupid video and pissing off people all across the South.

Posted by: wheatie at March 26, 2013 05:37 PM (UMBJ2)

142 Rednecks aren't killing people in Chicago, they didn't kill kids in Columbine or Newtown

You made me think, who's the last actual redneck who killed more than, say, two people? Like, not just his wife and the dog catcher she was banging. Redneck shooting sprees seem rare. Can you think of any?

I had to look it up. The last (and only in recent history) was the "Geneva County massacre," by Michael McLendon.

That name ring a bell? It doesn't for me. He killed ten people, barely scraped the edge of the news, and inspired no National Conversation.

Because the people he killed were in Alabama. So they don't count. Loser-on-Loser crime. Not news.

Notably, he was a cop washout. There's something that correlates with being a murderer: wanting to kill people and get away with it! Maybe that--rather than "mental illness"--is a sign that here's a guy you might want to forbid from owning guns. Next time we're pragmatically compromising sensibly with the well-intentioned gun-control rationalists who only want to protect public safety with common sense, how 'bout we offer this deal, instead of "expanded background checks" or whatever: You so much as apply for a cop job, you're stripped of your "civilian" 2A protection for life.

Suggest it to the NRA!

Posted by: oblig. at March 26, 2013 05:38 PM (cePv8)

143 My 12 13 yr old girls are black belts in Tae Kwon Do and about to earn their black belts in American Karate. The weapon they train with? A cane, just like Granma's. If you saw what their instructor can do with a cane....shudder. And the karate school is doing great business, only about half of them kids.

Posted by: kqb29 at March 26, 2013 05:39 PM (L6IRZ)

144 In the 1760s, there were no Yanks to worry about, so
the UK merrily booted out the Acadians from what's now Nova Scotia. And
the Acadians were barely even French; they were mixed with Basques and
the local Indians.


Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 26, 2013 05:27 PM

They emigrated to the swamps of Louisiana, giving us Cajun food and Cajun jokes

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 05:42 PM (mCvL4)

145 142
Rednecks aren't killing people in Chicago, they didn't kill kids in Columbine or Newtown
=========
People will bored of my posting this, but the California state teacher's unions were invested in Bushmaster at the time of the Sandy Hook massacre, NOT the NRA. Where were the cries of outrage over teachers profiting from the deaths of the children?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 26, 2013 05:45 PM (aDwsi)

146
It's funny when people tell me that we'll continue be able to live together in gentlemanly disagreement with people like Jim Carrey.

No, we won't. Not after The Burning Times.

Posted by: Jaws at March 26, 2013 05:48 PM (4I3Uo)

147 Guy on eBay selling his autographed photo of Jim Carey in order to buy a gun.

http://tinyurl.com/d6ve9ht

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 26, 2013 05:51 PM (GoIUi)

148 "...a smashing blow to the testicles." Heh. Hey troyriser, my instructor literally lived with his Chinese Kempo master (due to an abusive parent) from the age of 6 till he joined the service. Guess my favorite target.
Posted by: teej at March 26, 2013 05:36 PM (PNi9V)

I had a Aiki-jujutsu sensei (and good friend), Larry Bader,who taught me an Okinawan waza solely devoted to, um, feminizing one's opponent. I still practice it. You never know.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2013 06:00 PM (vtiE6)

149 Hmmm, possibly a Sunday martial arts thread to go along with the Sunday gun thread?

Posted by: teej at March 26, 2013 06:04 PM (M7Cfv)

150 I wonder if Carey thinks his own bodygaurds are "MF'ers" who hate children?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 26, 2013 06:12 PM (KL49F)

151 Hmmm, possibly a Sunday martial arts thread to go along with the Sunday gun thread?
Posted by: teej at March 26, 2013 06:04 PM (M7Cfv)

It wouldn't be entirely off-topic to talk about unarmed martial arts in a gun thread.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2013 06:14 PM (vtiE6)

152 Ann Coulter is a transvestite.

Posted by: Don't fake the font at March 26, 2013 06:16 PM (i2QHP)

153 Ann Coulter is a transvestite.
Posted by: Don't fake the font at March 26, 2013 06:16 PM (i2QHP)

You're just bitter. How were you to know that curvy delicious hooker wasn't supposed to have an adam's apple?

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2013 06:24 PM (vtiE6)

154 Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand."


Yeah, that's why they show the the commandments every year

Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 26, 2013 06:31 PM (jBUff)

155 Becoming "controversial," the sunset of an actor's career.

Posted by: Banjo at March 26, 2013 07:12 PM (dUkPc)

156 Dingbat Carrey chose to alienate the hoards of people buying guns since democrats began their attempt to confiscate them from law-abiding citizens. There are no words fit to describe the egotism with which he speaks since he is "entitled" to weapon protection and we, by his edict, are not.

Posted by: AmericanMom at March 26, 2013 07:30 PM (nu16a)

157 As I tweeted to Dana Loesch yesterday:

He counts. You don't. Now shut up and listen to your betters.

Why yes, I was being sarcastic, how can you tell?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at March 26, 2013 07:59 PM (yx+na)

158 Carey's ideas about rednecks came from Deliverance

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at March 26, 2013 09:44 PM (4Vr+0)

159 Funny that Jim thinks only the rich should have guns when it's the children of the rich that are the one's committing these crimes.

Posted by: Killian at March 26, 2013 11:28 PM (i0RJf)

160 To all of you who think Jim isn't funny, I disagree. I get a goodlaugh anytime I think about what a loser he is. His claim to fame was what? *Taps fingers*

Oh yeah, he was the one who took a crap inhis neighbor's yard in one of his movies. Very impressive. Stay classy man, stay classy.

Whogives a flying flip whathethinks?

Posted by: Bud Hurdt at March 27, 2013 12:19 AM (9u2hL)

161 Jim Carrey is not important enough to get mad over. I'll treat him the same way I treated George Clooney after that actor said that Charlton Heston deserved Alzheimer's for his support of the second amendment to the Bill of Rights. From that point forward, none of his products crossed my threshold. Now Carrey will join Clooney on my personal boycott list. Let him sell his stuff to Blue America; they deserve each other...

Posted by: Bruce Abbott at March 27, 2013 09:07 AM (tlH0B)

162
You can have this, Ace:

When you prevent a citizen from obtaining tools necessary for their defense, you have reduced them to a serf dependent upon the state for defense.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 27, 2013 09:12 AM (1hM1d)

163 Jim Carey is a hack now

He HAD some funny stuff, but he has gone the way of the liberal actor and just can't help himself.

I am so very thankful I am who I am and not some out of touch actor..

Posted by: Melodicmetal at March 27, 2013 09:40 AM (QY9FJ)






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