What Would Hollywood Look Like Without Guns?

From Wyatt Earp, this site photoshops all guns out of movie stills, and inserts instead a thumb's up gesture.

It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Ace at 08:01 PM



Comments

1 Gayer.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2013 08:02 PM (PFMsS)

2 First! And it would look like the set from "Hairspray" Bunch of fags.

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2013 08:03 PM (eqV3Q)

3 That thar is hi-larity.

Posted by: Book at March 19, 2013 08:03 PM (JL40w)

4 ...just barely, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2013 08:03 PM (PFMsS)

5
Han thumbsed up first!

Posted by: junior at March 19, 2013 08:04 PM (UWFpX)

6 I think a finger gun going bang! bang! would have been funnier. Still funny though.

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 08:05 PM (0PiQ4)

7
Mad Max hitching a ride is pretty good.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2013 08:05 PM (PFMsS)

8 I said from the start of all the gun-grabbing that all we have to do is insist that Hollywood stop using guns and bombs in movies, and all this crap would die down fast.

Ok, I was basically agreeing with what LaPierre said.

Posted by: Marmo at March 19, 2013 08:06 PM (pcgW1)

9
It's OVER Johnny. I wanna bring you in. Need to fill your water pistol.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 19, 2013 08:07 PM (1MsBy)

10 Lefty Hero Che used a gun.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:07 PM (MMC8r)

11 I approve.

Posted by: The Fonz at March 19, 2013 08:07 PM (34Dhh)

12 Not enough urine and vomit.

Posted by: Colorado's representatives for wommins' rights and shit at March 19, 2013 08:08 PM (QTHTd)

13 They should have changed 'The Naked Gun' poster to say 'The Naked Thumb.'

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:09 PM (MMC8r)

14 Thumb guns > Big Bang Theory

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2013 08:09 PM (n2K+4)

15 Say hello to my little finger.

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2013 08:09 PM (eqV3Q)

16
In all this excitement, I don't know if I did 5 thumbs-up or 6. Do you feel lucky, punk?

Posted by: Mr Nice Dirty Harry at March 19, 2013 08:10 PM (pcgW1)

17 12 Not enough urine and vomit.

You can't handle urine and vomit.

Posted by: Col Jessup at March 19, 2013 08:10 PM (34Dhh)

18 Can we Photoshop Ronald Reagan instead of Gaylord Focker?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2013 08:10 PM (RTZ9e)

19 Finger bang. Bang. Bang.

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at March 19, 2013 08:11 PM (Pr6hk)

20 They got my thumb shinning a seat down at Bragg.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 19, 2013 08:11 PM (1MsBy)

21
The Newtown psycho had a 7' x 4' s[readsheet with lists and details of previous mass shootings. He wanted to beat them all for the "Glory" of being the #1 mass murdering shit.

We need the media to STOP Glorifying these acts and making these psycho fuckwads famous. Do not mention their names. Leave them as anonymous little pathetic nameless psychos.

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:11 PM (zLp5I)

22 1.... 2... 3... 4.... I declare a THUMB WAR!

Posted by: Syslvester Stalone in Expendables 3 at March 19, 2013 08:12 PM (lZBBB)

23 As a kid, I killed hundreds with a gun stick. True story.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:12 PM (BVkEs)

24 All those guys had guns before the sequester.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 19, 2013 08:12 PM (JQuNB)

25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfRZo7fXeWM

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:13 PM (MMC8r)

26 Leave the thumbs.... take the Canolli....

Posted by: New Movie Lines? at March 19, 2013 08:13 PM (lZBBB)

27 This is my thumb. There are many like it, but this is mine.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:13 PM (MMC8r)

28 Great, so now school kids are going to get suspended for giving the thumbs-up.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 19, 2013 08:14 PM (vfB2N)

29 It would look like Gabby Giffords, but only after the Phoenix shooting.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 19, 2013 08:14 PM (8ZskC)

30 Hollywood without guns? A poptart chewed into the shape of one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2013 08:15 PM (UOM48)

31 Are Pop Tarts still allowed?

Posted by: George Lucas at March 19, 2013 08:15 PM (8ZskC)

32 We need the media to STOP Glorifying these acts and making these psycho fuckwads famous.

Do not mention their names. Leave them as anonymous little pathetic nameless psychos.


Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:11 PM (zLp5I)

I like the idea of saying 'the pathetic loser Newtown psycho' vice his name...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2013 08:15 PM (lZBBB)

33 Real conservatives don't need thumbs.

Why do you need a thumb anyway?

Posted by: Mr Mao Mao at March 19, 2013 08:17 PM (EZl54)

34 What would Hollywood liberals look like without their armed security?

*hint*

Under their beds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2013 08:17 PM (UOM48)

35 That was thumb kind of funneh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:18 PM (+z4pE)

36 You can get suspended from Maryland schools with thumbs like that

Posted by: conservative mom in Maryland at March 19, 2013 08:18 PM (JY/eu)

37 What Would Hollywood Look Like Without Guns?

*****

Detroit

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:19 PM (MhA4j)

38 Hands are now limited to four fingers in the state of New York.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:19 PM (MMC8r)

39 26 Ohhhh...that's goood

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:19 PM (MhA4j)

40 Can i comment about thumb-sucking without a banhammer?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 19, 2013 08:20 PM (UrENZ)

41 38 It's three fingers in Springfield.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:20 PM (MhA4j)

42 The Thumbs of Navarone

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:20 PM (MMC8r)

43 Thumbs and Roses

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2013 08:21 PM (UOM48)

44 "The Way Of The Thumb"

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:21 PM (MhA4j)

45 When thumbs are outlawed, only outlaws will have thumbs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:21 PM (+z4pE)

46 The classic: Annie Get Your Thumb

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (n8LUb)

47 Peter Thumbb

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (MMC8r)

48 Way of the Thumb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (UOM48)

49 A new version of E.T. has just been released. All images of thumbs have been replaced.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (vfB2N)

50 James Arness stars in Thumbsmoke.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (kFnmp)

51 Bitter clingers, clinging to their thumbs and religion

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (iNkzU)

52 The Thumb Also Rises

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:22 PM (BVkEs)

53 Music - The theme from Peter Thumb.

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (zLp5I)

54 I loved Tom Cruise in "Top Thumb"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (n8LUb)

55 Naked Thumb 33-1/3 The Final Insult

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (MhA4j)

56 Thumb and Thumber

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (BVkEs)

57 Didn't Senor Speilbergo edit out the guns from E.T.?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (kFnmp)

58 Have Thumb, Will Travel

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (MMC8r)

59 The courts have repeatedly held that you can not legislatively restrict the content that comes out of Hollyweird. That would be prior restraint.

What the courts have also repeatedly held is that you *can* impose age restrictions when it comes to the provision and sale of that content. This is on completely solid legal ground.

So: time for conservatives to play some Breitbart mischief with Hollyweird liberals. Make them choke on their own hypocrisies about guns.

New addition to the movie/television/videogame ratings system. "GV", for Gun Violence.

Any gun violence at all -- any gun use at all -- including silly old "A-Team" stuff where thousands of rounds are fired and no one ever gets scratched -- earns an immediate GV rating. After all, guns are bad. And no one could ever defend the warping of impressionable young minds by exposing them to bad things. Like guns.

So no minors allowed. At all. Blanket prohibition. Heavy federal penalties. Age 18 minimum to view or purchase.

I don't think the contemporary GOP has the cojones or the brains to push something like this through, but oh man, it would cause the biggest shit hemorrhage in history in liberal Hollyweird if they did.

It would mean that the entertainment industry -- which, let's remember, hugely funds the political side of liberalism with their donations -- would lose hundreds of billions of dollars. It would be like receiving a full force haymaker punch from Andre the Giant in his prime. It would be utterly awesome to watch.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (gqT4g)

60 Dammit, cm9000 beat me to it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (kFnmp)

61 Heh...this is pretty funny.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (doBIb)

62 Johnny Got His Thumb

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (MhA4j)

63

Yum, Viggo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (XYSwB)

64 A Boy and his Thumb

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (zLp5I)

65 "OK, listen up you maggots. This is your weapon, this is your thumb."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (+z4pE)

66 And who can forget that group of future stars in "Young Thumbs"?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (n8LUb)

67

I cannot believe I'm watching a show about semi-celebrities high-diving into a pool.


btw, Rudy Cosby has filled out nicely. Still adorable, too.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 19, 2013 08:24 PM (8dspl)

68
First they came for our guns, but I said nothing...
Then they came for our index fingers, and again I said nothing...
Now they came for our opposable thumbs

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (PP8La)

69 We need the media to STOP Glorifying these acts and making these psycho fuckwads famous. Do not mention their names. Leave them as anonymous little pathetic nameless psychos.

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:11 PM (zLp5I)


People with Che t-shirts and Mao Christmas ornaments think it's all *your* fault.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (bxiXv)

70 The Shakiest Thumb In The West

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (MhA4j)

71 "Thumbs. Lots of thumbs" - Neo, The Matrix

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (OevbG)

72 Oh, and in fairness, I believe Warden found this first.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (kFnmp)

73 New Aerosmith tune: Jamie's Got a Thumb

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (+z4pE)

74 WIthout guns Hollywood is reduced to being puffy faced hookers and petty thieves.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 19, 2013 08:25 PM (3RiPs)

75 Thumbs of the Magnificent Seven

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:26 PM (MhA4j)

76 Johnny, Don't Bring your Thumbs to Town

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:26 PM (zLp5I)

77 The Thumbs of Navarone

Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 19, 2013 08:26 PM (8sCoq)

78 Jame Thumb wants you to put the lotion in the basket.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2013 08:26 PM (kFnmp)

79
I like the idea of saying 'the pathetic loser Newtown psycho' vice his name...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2013 08:15 PM (lZBBB)He would probable revel in being called "psycho". I would think that "Newtown tapeworm infested dog-taint licker" would give him more respect than hedeserves.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 19, 2013 08:26 PM (TMyKv)

80 Yeah, but I still didn't see the greatest mass murderer of the 70s in there, Arthur Fonzarelli.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2013 08:27 PM (WM+rJ)

81 /sticks his thumb up....

I know what you're thinking. "Did hethump sixtimes or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a big thumb, the most powerful thumb in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Posted by: Harry Calahan at March 19, 2013 08:27 PM (lZBBB)

82 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Thumbs

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:27 PM (MhA4j)

83 Joe Pesci had a really loud thumb

Posted by: TexasJew at March 19, 2013 08:27 PM (lD8ju)

84 Hobo With A ShotThumb

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:27 PM (MMC8r)

85 It would be utterly awesome to watch.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (gqT4g)


GV-rated movies to be treated like guns to avoid encouraging the mentally ill. No inter-state transfer except through a licensed dealer, background checks for viewers (with DROS fee). Waiting periods.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 19, 2013 08:27 PM (bxiXv)

86 Gone with the Thumb

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:28 PM (BVkEs)

87 BB guns could be GV-17.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:28 PM (MMC8r)

88 The band: "Thumbs and Roses"
and a classic:
James Bond in "The Man With the Golden Thumb"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 08:28 PM (n8LUb)

89 No Tom Thumb?

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2013 08:29 PM (HtUkt)

90 Clint Eastwood stars as Seargent "Thumbby" Highway in, 'Heartbreak Ridge'.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 19, 2013 08:29 PM (UrENZ)

91 53 Music - The theme from Peter Thumb.


Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:23 PM (zLp5I)


Ok.... now thats just wrong.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2013 08:29 PM (lZBBB)

92 Last Train from Thumb Hill

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:29 PM (MhA4j)

93 Plenty of work for my favorite actor Moses Thumbb.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:29 PM (MMC8r)

94 You can get your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

Posted by: Marion Wormer at March 19, 2013 08:30 PM (+bZOu)

95 The Thumbs Have Eyes

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:30 PM (BVkEs)

96 The Thumb In Betty Lou's Handbag

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:30 PM (MhA4j)

97 Thumbs for San Sebastian

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:31 PM (MhA4j)

98 Thumbfight at the OK Corral.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 19, 2013 08:31 PM (OWQEw)

99

"Oh my god, he's got a thumb!"

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 19, 2013 08:31 PM (DlaLh)

100 98 Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:32 PM (MhA4j)

101
Ok.... now thats just wrong.... LOLPosted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2013 08:29 PM (lZBBB)

Yes it is.

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:32 PM (zLp5I)

102 Big Bang Theory > All Things in the Known Universe

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2013 08:32 PM (jucos)

103 A rate this thread "Four Thumbs Up"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 08:32 PM (n8LUb)

104 Son, never point a thumb at anyone.
Treat it as if it's always loaded.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:33 PM (MhA4j)

105 98
Thumbfight at the OK Corral.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 19, 2013 08:31 PM (OWQEw)

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5 Thumbs Up'''''

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:33 PM (BVkEs)

106 ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 08:33 PM (GVxQo)

107 is that a thumb in your pocket?

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 08:34 PM (GVxQo)

108 Top Thumb

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2013 08:34 PM (jucos)

109 Sit on it, shortcake. Whoa!

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2013 08:34 PM (WM+rJ)

110
"Is that a thumb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:34 PM (+z4pE)

111 Or that children's classic: Thumbelina

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 08:34 PM (n8LUb)

112 Sadly, according to DiFi, Thumbs and Fingers are not among the 2,117 digits we will be allowed to have.

Bitch.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 19, 2013 08:35 PM (OWQEw)

113 Uhhhhhhhh..........'Tootsie!'

Posted by: Moron who wants to play but misses the point at March 19, 2013 08:35 PM (MMC8r)

114 They can take my thumbs when they cut them from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 19, 2013 08:36 PM (3RiPs)

115 "shotthumb1...shoot 'em up right now..."

apologies to Jr. Walker

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2013 08:36 PM (HtUkt)

116 This story is handmade for AoS...

"Penis-Snatching Panic"

From the story... "a traveler visiting the town had shaken hands with a tea vendor who immediately claimed he felt a shock and sensed that his penis had shrunk. He cried out in alarm, gathering a crowd, and a second man then said it also happened to him.

....men and women are beaten, sometimes to death, after being accused of causing penises, breasts, and vaginas to shrink or disappear..."


http://news.yahoo.com/
penis-snatching-panics-resurface-africa-182137805.html

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 08:36 PM (3qKP/)

117 Dont bring a pinky to a thumb fight.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 19, 2013 08:36 PM (AWmfW)

118
Thumb Like it Hot

The classic story of two male musicians on the run disguised as women to evade a gang of thumbsucking mobsters who thumbed-down their rivals.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 19, 2013 08:37 PM (Md8Uo)

119 Weird.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2013 08:38 PM (jucos)

120

The Insanely Practical Guide to Thumb Holsters

The 7 Things You Must Know Before You Draw Your Thumb

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2013 08:38 PM (XYSwB)

121 A Dingo ate my post. Twice.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2013 08:38 PM (jucos)

122 .
Now do this one... !

http://tinyurl.com/3rsw78k

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 19, 2013 08:39 PM (UOjzE)

123 Mark Sanford is going to win his primary, God help us

@GinaNSmith 11 mins
Now 42% of precincts in. Sanford still leading at 34%, Andy Patrick 13%, Bostic 12% and Grooms 11%. #SC1 #SC01

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at March 19, 2013 08:39 PM (zc/sw)

124 What's especially funny is how the libs make all kinds of waves when it comes to the tobacco industry and their advertising. How is it that media magically brainwashes you into smoking but not any other behaviors?

Posted by: Andrew at March 19, 2013 08:40 PM (HS3dy)

125
"100 Thumbs"

The story of two Americans involved in thumb -running in revolutionary Mexico. A real thumb-sucker.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 19, 2013 08:41 PM (Md8Uo)

126 Have to give this post thumbs up.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2013 08:41 PM (SAMxH)

127 "My God! It's full of thumbs!"

Posted by: Dave Bowman at March 19, 2013 08:41 PM (iNkzU)

128 Cyprus Bank Deposit Grab voted down in Cyprus Parliament.
Post at SmallDeadanimals dot com Includes interview with Nigel Farage.

Posted by: rd at March 19, 2013 08:42 PM (zLp5I)

129 A dingo ate my pussy.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 19, 2013 08:42 PM (34Dhh)

130
Janie's got a thumb.

Posted by: Aerosmith at March 19, 2013 08:42 PM (UrENZ)

131 124

There's also the fact that the media depends on being able to change people's behavior-- selling advertising means they will tell advertisers they change behavior, but deny it regarding behavior and mores.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:42 PM (MMC8r)

132 They're all raising the wrong finger.

Posted by: George LeS at March 19, 2013 08:42 PM (C4s3i)

133 And the trial of Kermit Gosnell goes on, completely under the radar and totally ignored by the US media.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:43 PM (MMC8r)

134 Aaaaahhhhhgghhhh! Thumbelina!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 19, 2013 08:44 PM (UrENZ)

135 New Beatles song: Happiness is a Warm Thumb

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:44 PM (+z4pE)

136 A dingo ate my pussy.

...then died.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 08:44 PM (MMC8r)

137
Hey, that trial of Dr. Gosnell is just a high-tech lynching.

Or so says his lawyer.

That guy should fry.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 19, 2013 08:44 PM (Md8Uo)

138 117
Dont bring a pinky to a thumb fight.


Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 19, 2013 08:36 PM (AWmfW)

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High Five that one.....

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:44 PM (BVkEs)

139 a traveler visiting the town had shaken hands with a tea vendor who immediately claimed he felt a shock and sensed that his penis had shrunk.

I might have found a cure for that:
http://wp-b.com/images/2012/1/30/4chan1327908369796.jpg

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 19, 2013 08:45 PM (QTHTd)

140 New KISS tune: Love Thumb

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 08:45 PM (+z4pE)

141 A dingo ate my pussy.

<starts retching>

Posted by: The Goatse Guy at March 19, 2013 08:48 PM (IDypm)

142 That's why I hated the movie "Inception". They had to tack on all this idiotic gunplay for no other reason than they felt I was too stupid to be entertained by anything else, and it made the "plot" completely nonsensical. I think that was the last movie I ever watched, I'm sick of having being insulted by these idiots..

Posted by: el guapo at March 19, 2013 08:49 PM (ZqDOh)

143 If you like your thumbs, you can keep your thumbs.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 19, 2013 08:49 PM (IDypm)

144 I took Thumbelina out last night. After six rounds, she was loaded!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 19, 2013 08:50 PM (UrENZ)

145 Reminds me of the George Carlin bit where he replaces "kill" with "f***": http://preview.tinyurl.com/c2yvclo

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2013 08:50 PM (0/zfR)

146 Happiness is a Warm Thumb
- Mr. Ono.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 19, 2013 08:51 PM (VSWPU)

147 I got my thumb license right here on my hand.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 08:51 PM (BVkEs)

148 I oppose thumb control, but I support common-sense anti-thumb violence solutions. I'm open to waiting periods and mental-thumb evaluations.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 19, 2013 08:54 PM (vfB2N)

149 Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my
boomthumb!

Posted by: Ash Williams at March 19, 2013 08:54 PM (IDypm)

150 Thumbga Din

Posted by: grease monkey at March 19, 2013 08:56 PM (VSWPU)

151 What about that Tarantino Rodriguez thing where Rose McGowan had an M16 leg. That would look weird.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2013 08:57 PM (/1U3u)

152
This is my rifle, this is my thumb.
This is for fighting, this is for fun.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:57 PM (MhA4j)

153 Can't stop at guns,knives and swords must go as well.Not even sharp sticks.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2013 08:58 PM (9XBK2)

154 And I'm only going to use my right thumb. My part thumb is much too powerful for you.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 08:58 PM (xDlyw)

155
Elliot Ness: "That son of a bitch has a Thumb, in court!"

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 08:58 PM (MhA4j)

156 That is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2013 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

157 The Best Years of Our Lives is on.WW2 vets suffered from "PTSD" too.Who'da thunk?

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2013 08:59 PM (9XBK2)

158 Brian Dennehy in

Winchester 'Thumbity Three

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2013 08:59 PM (UCv7P)

159 you can have my thumb when you pry it from my cold dead hand

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 08:59 PM (GVxQo)

160 Star Trek won't last one episode.

Posted by: James T Kirk at March 19, 2013 09:00 PM (e8kgV)

161 the thumbs that shaped the world

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:00 PM (GVxQo)

162 I see far too many assault thumbs.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:00 PM (j3uk1)

163 "If they bring a knife, you bring a thumb."
Barack Obama

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 19, 2013 09:00 PM (MhA4j)

164 Send lawyers, thumbs, and money.

The shit has hit the fan

Posted by: Warren Zevon at March 19, 2013 09:01 PM (IDypm)

165 Aaarthh.
Part thumb = left thumb.
But then you Connery fans knew that.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:01 PM (xDlyw)

166 thumbfighter

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:01 PM (GVxQo)

167 133 Silly rabbit don't you know legalized abortion never hurt anyone?(except the cell clumps)

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2013 09:01 PM (9XBK2)

168 What if...

Posted by: CAC at March 19, 2013 09:01 PM (nH733)

169 Use a thumb, go to jail.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 19, 2013 09:01 PM (VSWPU)

170 What Would Hollywood Look Like Without Guns?<<<
Colorado.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2013 09:02 PM (IY7Ir)

171 I like WWI history. Any of you ever read Barbara Tuchman's "Thumbs of August?"

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:02 PM (j3uk1)

172 The Fastest Thumb in the West

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 19, 2013 09:02 PM (+z4pE)

173 God created all men, but Thumbs Up made them equal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2013 09:02 PM (UCv7P)

174 all the gold and the thumbs in the world couldn't get you off- metric

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:02 PM (GVxQo)

175 Is that a thumb in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 19, 2013 09:04 PM (VSWPU)

176 Two Thumbs For Sister Sarah

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2013 09:04 PM (BAS5M)

177 In Desperado, the guitar case is full of thumbs.

Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2013 09:04 PM (14yYa)

178 stop! i've got a thumb!

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:04 PM (GVxQo)

179 Always outnumbered , never outthumbed!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 19, 2013 09:04 PM (AWmfW)

180 We're going to need thumbs.... Lots of thumbs.

Posted by: notthatGreg at March 19, 2013 09:05 PM (norkA)

181 So I guess if someone calls you "all thumbs," you're pretty badass.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:05 PM (j3uk1)

182 Honey Boo Boo's mom, aka The Thumb.

Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2013 09:06 PM (14yYa)

183 Send lawyers, thumbs, and money, the shit has hit the fan

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2013 09:07 PM (/1U3u)

184 Johnny get yer thumb!

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:07 PM (GVxQo)

185 Big Thumbs and Tight Asses Vol. 12

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2013 09:07 PM (PFMsS)

186 I'm thinking the thumb was the wrong finger, here.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:07 PM (j3uk1)

187 Locked all my thumbs up in the thumb safe.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 19, 2013 09:08 PM (4Mv1T)

188 Irving, the 152nd fastest thumb, in the west.

151 were faster than he
So Irving went thumbing for number 153

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:08 PM (xDlyw)

189 We must end the thumb show loophole.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:08 PM (j3uk1)

190 No one needs a military style thumb with high capacity nail clips.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 19, 2013 09:09 PM (vfB2N)

191 keep your thumb clean

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:09 PM (GVxQo)

192 Big Thumbs and Tight Asses Vol. 12

Given Rule 34, I'm pretty sure that actually exists.


Posted by: Armando at March 19, 2013 09:09 PM (IDypm)

193 Posted by: Jose/ningrim at March 19, 2013 08:39 PM (zc/sw)

I am beginning to understand why Graham keeps getting re-elected, namely, SC voters are effin idiots! I can't think of any other reason!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (Cnqmv)

194 besure to put your thumb in the thumb safe

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (GVxQo)

195 You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded thumbs and those who dig. You dig.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (UCv7P)

196 Too close for missiles, I'm switiching to thumbs.

Posted by: Maverick at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (RnVIv)

197 Thumbs don't kill people - people kill people

Posted by: grease monkey at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (VSWPU)

198 No one needs a thumb on an airplane.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (j3uk1)

199 thumb rights!

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:10 PM (GVxQo)

200 what do you need a thumb for?

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:11 PM (GVxQo)

201
Joe Biden has a Concealed Carry Permit, right?

Posted by: Walks around with Thumb up his ass at March 19, 2013 09:11 PM (UrENZ)

202 thumb rights!

National Thumb Association

Posted by: Armando at March 19, 2013 09:12 PM (IDypm)

203 Shouldn't all the guns have been replaced with walkie-talkies?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 19, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)

204 Don't play with your thumbs. You may put someone's eye out.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:12 PM (j3uk1)

205 this is as thumb free zone

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:12 PM (GVxQo)

206 I thumbed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: John Cash at March 19, 2013 09:13 PM (UrENZ)

207 203 Shouldn't all the guns have been replaced with walkie-talkies?

Keys and flashlights.

Posted by: Steven Spielberg at March 19, 2013 09:13 PM (j3uk1)

208 You keep your thumbs , hollyweird and lefty's . I will keep my guns the Missouri Synod and Teaparty..

Posted by: clemenza at March 19, 2013 09:13 PM (HMQ8k)

209 I'm an avid antique thumb collector.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 19, 2013 09:13 PM (4Mv1T)

210 The right of the people to keep and bear thumbs shall not be infringed.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:13 PM (xDlyw)

211 I lost all my thumbs in a boating accident.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 19, 2013 09:14 PM (DaxAl)

212 Headed to the thumb range. Then three hours of cleaning thumbs when I get back.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 19, 2013 09:15 PM (4Mv1T)

213 Davie Crockett thumbed a bear when he was only three!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 19, 2013 09:15 PM (UrENZ)

214 Surely for home protection I should be allowed to own a thumb, after background checks.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:15 PM (j3uk1)

215 Some of those were really funny. Then I got to the comments. Ha! And a double Ha! Well done all.

Posted by: Prepositions Fists And A Beginners SMOD Kit at March 19, 2013 09:15 PM (jNNPU)

216 When I was just a baby, my momma told me "Son,

Always be a good boy, don't ever play with thumbs."

But I thumbed a man in Reno just to watch him die."

Posted by: Armando at March 19, 2013 09:15 PM (IDypm)

217 A thumbsmith and a thumbslinger.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 19, 2013 09:16 PM (AWmfW)

218 I wish I had something to add. I lost both my thumbs in a tragic boating accident. My life hasn't been the same since.

teej?

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 09:16 PM (0PiQ4)

219 Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my thumbs.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 19, 2013 09:16 PM (VSWPU)

220 Biden went to see the Pope today. He can be seen in photos as the dolt in the room wearing sunglasses when meeting the Pope.

Posted by: Whatev at March 19, 2013 09:16 PM (A7Wh1)

221 Okay, I'll play: Substitute "cock" for "gun/s."

Posted by: CMU VET at March 19, 2013 09:17 PM (OJ3ck)

222 you must register your thumbs

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 19, 2013 09:17 PM (GVxQo)

223 Don't keep your thumb in your pocket. A holster in much safer.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:17 PM (j3uk1)

224 Another 'hard news' day here at AoS. And that's the way it is.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Crankite at March 19, 2013 09:18 PM (vbh31)

225 Yes?

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:18 PM (xDlyw)

226 Janeane Garofalo is yet another Hollywood hypocrite. Everywhere she goes she carries thumbs. Two of them.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:19 PM (j3uk1)

227 Look son, being a good snot, being quick with a thumb, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under taunts, like as not, he'll laugh at ya. It ain't so easy to thumb a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is thumbin' back at you.

Posted by: Little Bill Dagget at March 19, 2013 09:20 PM (UCv7P)

228 The Cockslinger, Filmed in the wilds of Maine.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 19, 2013 09:20 PM (DaxAl)

229 Okay, I'll play: Substitute "cock" for "gun/s."

They can have my cock when they pry...




Nah.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:20 PM (j3uk1)

230 Wait.... does this not bring a whole new contextual outlook... to the Fairy Tale...

Thumbelina?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2013 09:23 PM (lZBBB)

231 Oh goody! You missed my last one to you, I think. I have something for you to listen to if you'll indulge a youngin'.

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 09:23 PM (0PiQ4)

232 And we need to reopen the Autopsy on a certain TWO thumbs up Movie critic...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2013 09:24 PM (lZBBB)

233 Of course I'll indulge a young lady.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:25 PM (xDlyw)

234 We must ban images of thumbs from our schools and art.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:25 PM (j3uk1)

235 BTW. Speaking of thumbs, What's with all the gun fire sounds in downtown DFW. That can't be fireworks.

Posted by: Prepositions Fists And A Beginners SMOD Kit at March 19, 2013 09:25 PM (z+Xap)

236 That still from No Country for Old Men originally displayed a compressed-gas driven piston, not a firearm.

Posted by: Web Obsessive Compulsive Disorder at March 19, 2013 09:26 PM (I88Jc)

237 Smith & Wesson. Making some of the finest manicures in the world.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:27 PM (j3uk1)

238 I am watching "Doomsday Preppers"

Holy Moley. These guys are crazy.


Posted by: Al at March 19, 2013 09:28 PM (V70Uh)

239 Okay, I'll play: Substitute "cock" for "gun/s."

When I was just a baby, my momma told me "Son,"

"Always be a good boy don't ever play with.."

Er, you know what? I'm not finishing that.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at March 19, 2013 09:28 PM (IDypm)

240 Lock

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 09:29 PM (S8VJ2)

241 239 Okay, I'll play: Substitute "cock" for "gun/s."

One of fatherhood's greatest joys is when you show your boy how to handle a...

Nope.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:30 PM (j3uk1)

242 238
I am watching "Doomsday Preppers"

God wants you to take care of yourself. You going to rely on guberment handouts when the plague hits?

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 09:31 PM (S8VJ2)

243 Thanks teej, you big sweetheart. So here it is. YouTube Kemper Crabb, Doulos. And for something faster, Warrior. It's Christian inspirational music which might not be your thing, but if it isn't, go easy on the criticism. This is actually a friend of mine in real life.

You got anything for me?

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 09:31 PM (0PiQ4)

244 There was that Fellini film where all the Cardinals were wearing sunglasses, like Mafia Dons.

Posted by: Al at March 19, 2013 09:31 PM (V70Uh)

245 God wants you to trust Him.

Posted by: Al at March 19, 2013 09:32 PM (V70Uh)

246 245
God wants you to trust Him.

I trust Smith Wesson, Saigia, Ruger, etc, etc

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 09:33 PM (S8VJ2)

247 RAY
KON

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2013 09:35 PM (UCv7P)

248 I Googled "Beating a Dead Horse" and was directed here.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 09:35 PM (ZolUS)

249 Vogue magazine said I should always wear sleeveless dresses because I have such purty thumbs.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 19, 2013 09:36 PM (C8mVl)

250
Momma put my thumbs in the ground

I can't thumb them anymore

My hitchhiking days are done

I feel I'm knockin' on Heaven's door

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 19, 2013 09:37 PM (Md8Uo)

251 I Googled "Beating a Dead Horse" and was directed here.

It's the only employment I could find.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 19, 2013 09:38 PM (j3uk1)

252 TROLL WARS SAIGIA

Posted by: cm9000 at March 19, 2013 09:38 PM (vfB2N)

253 Been trying to think of one for you. Kind of stuck on vocalists for now. I think due to your appreciation of them.
Do you know David Clayton Thomas of Blood, Sweat &Tears?

And I'll write yours down and check them out soon.
Why would I have a problem with Christian music? And I won't be overly critical I promise. Not that kind of guy.
I give helpful hints if requested.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:39 PM (PNi9V)

254 Eotech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Holographic Sight Arriving in the AM. My panties are moist.

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 09:39 PM (S8VJ2)

255 So I spent the last ten minutes looking at the 5 through 12 seed matchups. I got nothing.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 19, 2013 09:40 PM (Fz2C7)

256 Any you moronettes want tickets for the Thumb Show?

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 09:41 PM (MMC8r)

257 Even cowgirls get the blues.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 09:42 PM (1V6Pv)

258 And out goes Kentucky in the first round of the NIT...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 19, 2013 09:44 PM (gKhgE)

259 Aint you girls skeered of Zombies (metaphorically speaking)? I am, anything could happen. Plague, massive solar flare, economic collapse, etc, etc.

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 09:45 PM (S8VJ2)

260 Oh the good part of survival. Eating the bugs.


Posted by: Al at March 19, 2013 09:47 PM (V70Uh)

261 "Stop or my Mom will be encouraging" was funny, unlike the entire original movie.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 19, 2013 09:48 PM (AC0lD)

262 Oh gosh, teej, Blood, Sweat, and Tears? I want to say I know them. One of those bands that I forgot I liked, I think. Give me a track.

Also, another band I forgot I liked, Steppenwolf, Magic Carpet Ride came on the radio today while I was on the road. I've been listening to them today.

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 09:49 PM (0PiQ4)

263 260
Oh the good part of survival. Eating the bugs.

I have freeze dried meat, rice and beans (250 pounds), MREs, much much more. Pond full of water stoves that burn gasoline and lots of ammo.

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 09:50 PM (S8VJ2)

264 Hey Ray Kon,

Stick a thumb in your mouth and blow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2013 09:51 PM (UCv7P)

265 "Pond full of water stoves that burn gasoline"

Must be one of those newfangled versions I heard about.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 09:54 PM (ZM9OS)

266 Reminds me of the stories about Nuclear holocaust. The dead are the lucky ones.

"A Boy and his Dog."


Posted by: Al at March 19, 2013 09:56 PM (V70Uh)

267 @263 Moron meet-up after the zombie apocalypse at Lickerd's?
Post the GPS coords.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 09:56 PM (1V6Pv)

268 I like to dream . . . yes, yes, right between the sound machine.

Did you have a good day today, teej? I did. I hope you did too. :-)

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 09:57 PM (0PiQ4)

269 Go to Lickerd's. You too can be on the menu.


Posted by: Al at March 19, 2013 09:58 PM (V70Uh)

270 Steppenwolf - you have fine taste. Seems to me I saw you mention Magic Carpet Ride. Maybe the thread I mentioned doing vocals on Born to be Wild?

BS&T - Try starting out with "And When I Die" and Spinning Wheel". There's a really good one I know I'm forgetting and it's bugging the living daylights out of me. Maybe BackwardsBoy or another old rocker can help me out.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:58 PM (M7Cfv)

271 They need to 'shop the pic from Josey Wales. The Harry Callahan one was nice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2013 10:01 PM (BAS5M)

272 Why can't the right ever take care of their own selves? The right depends on the Father, the Military, and the Police to protect them.

Why not Buck up and learn to take care of your own selves?

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 10:02 PM (S8VJ2)

273 A lot more urination and vomiting..., not to mention those damn whistles.

Posted by: Vicar of Wakeful at March 19, 2013 10:03 PM (aDwsi)

274 BS&T - Try starting out with "And When I Die" and Spinning Wheel". There's a really good one I know I'm forgetting and it's bugging the living daylights out of me. Maybe BackwardsBoy or another old rocker can help me out.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 09:58 PM (M7Cfv)


"You have made me very happy"

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2013 10:03 PM (HtUkt)

275 The real question should be: What would Holly Wood look like without anyone with at least as much common sense as the tightly coiled, corn filled cable I sprayed into the hopper this morning??


Answer: Pretty much the way it looks now.

Posted by: Portnoy at March 19, 2013 10:04 PM (A5Abh)

276 Maybe BackwardsBoy or another old rocker can help me out.

Maybe if you can come up with some song titles or lyrics

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 19, 2013 10:05 PM (yfeAd)

277 That pic of Eli Wallach with a goofy smile giving Clint the thumbs up is awesome. Eli is also still alive at 97 years of age. SOB was born in 1915.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at March 19, 2013 10:06 PM (0Zx73)

278 Glad you had a good day!! Your probably caused other s

Mine was okay. Inside out of the snow. Was cutting pipe in a place with better light than yesterday. I get really critical of my own work so when conditions make it hard to live up to what I expect of myself I get cranky.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 10:07 PM (M3APu)

279 teej you here still? Or did you go to the new one?

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 10:10 PM (0PiQ4)

280 Were y'all waiting for this?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ccs9gh9
Or this?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ck9jkf8
"Strictly Genteel"

Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 10:13 PM (1V6Pv)

281 You Made Me So Very Happy

Thanks BignJames!!! That's the one.

I've lost at love before
Got mad and closed the door
But you said child, just one more

I chose you for the one
Now we're having so much fun
You treated me so kind
I'm about to lose my mind

You made me so,,, very happy
I'm so glad you,,, came on to my life

The others were untrue
But when it came to loving you
I'd spend my whole life with you

Cause you came and you took control
You touched my very soul
You treated me so kind
I'm about to lose my mind

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 10:13 PM (/BwGa)

282 Still here kid but need to head to bed. 4am comes pretty early.
Thanks. You always "Make Me Smile".
That one's by Chicago.
And I'll get to a computer as soon as I can to check out your friend.
Goodnight and sweet dreams.

Posted by: teej at March 19, 2013 10:18 PM (erYRT)

283 I don't know that one teej ( and very helpful Bignjames with good taste in music). Will listen now. I'll write up a review on the new thread.

Posted by: L, elle at March 19, 2013 10:19 PM (0PiQ4)

284 Why are Mini 14s so much better than the jam o matic ARs?

Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 10:19 PM (S8VJ2)

285 284
Why are Mini 14s so much better than the jam o matic ARs?


Posted by: Lickerd at March 19, 2013 10:19 PM (S8VJ2)

---
You own both, huh?

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 19, 2013 10:42 PM (BVkEs)

286 I'm sorry this isn't funny.
I could suspended for this at school.

Posted by: 2nd grader at March 19, 2013 11:34 PM (e8kgV)

287 DHS forcibly took my right thumb. Fortunately I had the left one hidden in my pocket

Posted by: Dave's not here man at March 20, 2013 08:40 PM (RZvso)






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