Keith Olbermann: I've Talked to Everyone and No One Will Hire Me; Current TV Will Be the Last Money I Ever Make

This is what he claimed in the mediation over his termination from Current TV. Of course he'll now start putting it out there that this was just a ploy to PWN CurrentTV, and was just a bit of harmless perjury.


But two sources familiar with the negotiations now tell POLITICO that during the mediation stage, Olbermann’s legal representatives cited his inability to get a job at another network — a move one source close to the negotiations interpreted as an effort to gain sympathy for Olbermann.

“One of the cards his people played was hardship,” the source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told POLITICO. “He spent last fall talking to all the major networks, and he couldn’t get a job. The idea was, this could be the last money he ever earned.”…

Oops, looks like he's already putting it out there. Note that the sourcing here seems designed to lead you to believe this is someone in Current TV's, not Olbermann's camp... and yet it doesn't explicitly say that, does it?

One thing I've learned about journalism is that the sourcing for anonymous sources is often cooked up to be technically true but completely and deliberately misleading.

Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM



Comments

1 Who cares?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2013 02:16 PM (7xPCu)

2 Congrats ace! Most Excellent acceptance speech.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (X6akg)

3 That Moo U degree that Coulter ridiculed him into displaying should open doors, amirite?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (0A7UT)

4

In ManBearPig dollars.

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (XYSwB)

5
What the...no victory lap? No clebratory Wicket Gif? No Cake Girl?

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 02:18 PM (IOUH6)

6 In a just world Keith Olbermann would have to get his nutrition from soup kitchens.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at March 15, 2013 02:18 PM (ZWvOb)

7 I would pay money to see what he puts on his resume in the references section.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 15, 2013 02:18 PM (C2//T)

8
Congratulations, Ace!
Hope you're feeling better.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (uSsxe)

9 Hey keith, practice this line You fries with that?

Posted by: cicero skip at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (3m9Uc)

10 And...he opens with Keiff!

Congratulations, Ace (or as Rep Corrine Brown would say, " 'Gradulations!).

Posted by: Rosa wears green tights at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (baL2B)

11
You, sir, are the most unemployable man in media!!!

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (IOUH6)

12 Okay. One down.....how many to go?

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (D8cpl)

13 Pride? Let me introduce you to Downfall.

Posted by: Al at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (V70Uh)

14 cake girl has a BOTY award for you

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (Dnbau)

15 He's weird enough to qualify for Howard Stern's whack pack. Maybe he should see if Stern's hiring.

Posted by: Kensington at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (znT2j)

16 Dammit, should have said , You want fries with that

Posted by: cicero skip at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (3m9Uc)

17 Seems an odd ploy to me. “You should find that my employer shouldn’t have fired me, because no one else thinks I have any skill either.”

If I were on the jury, I’d be thinking about a quote involving the food services industry right about then.

Often, they even let you take vacation without notice.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (QF8uk)

18 >>>>Who cares?

I care. He's one of the very very few we have successfully ousted from the MFM and I hope there's many more to come.

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (3ZtZW)

19 He does those pivots pretty good. Maybe he could be a stoplight.

Posted by: Kensington at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (znT2j)

20 Bless his heart. His life stopped with the bath salts embargo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (baL2B)

21 But Ms. Precious Perfect will go hungry!

Posted by: Tears of Truculent Hindsight at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (CZCbG)

22
I read where Olbermann's $50-million lawsuit against Current TV was 'settled out of court'.
I hope he didn't get the full $50 mil.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (uSsxe)

23 Let me redo this properly.

Pride? Let me introduce you to Downfall.

Posted by: Nemesis at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (V70Uh)

24 Keith who?

I hear there are plenty of landscaping jobs in Connecticut.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (GGCsk)

25 Come over here you filthy little Ewok -I want to check your pulse!

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (IOUH6)

26 We could pay Keef to come by the blog occasionally and troll for supper.

hehe...

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (GQ8sn)

27 Well of course no one will hire him. That's what you get for being a no-talent, prima dona pretenious douche.

Everyone hates you, Keith. Now go cry in your bathtub.

Posted by: OSUsux at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (DFXmi)

28 Sounds like K.O. is not a huge fan of Obama's funemployment.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (C2//T)

29 Didn't olberdouche get into it with bcochrane about how he doesn't have to work anymore. But now it's give me money because I can't get another job.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (Xcsl0)

30 Maybe Hannity could hire him to throw the football at the end of each show?

Posted by: Eric at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (oWWqw)

31 Can't Olbermann get a guest role on Lena Dunham's show?

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (UzPAd)

32
Next stop:

On his knees behind the bus depot in a cheap blonde wig.

Posted by: Enucaite that biyotch at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (NFVkx)

33 Keep an eye on ESPN, they might actually bring him back.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (NzBQO)

34 Jake's Porno Palace needs a new mop guy.....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (qGu2j)

35 In ManBearPig dollars.

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (XYSwB)


I'm trying to figure if a transfer of funds from Weird Al/Joel Hyatt/al-Jizz to Odorman is a positive or negative ethically speaking.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (0A7UT)

36
Thanks for more good news today, Ace! Also, congratulations on the award and the awesome acceptance speech.

Posted by: Heralder at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (+xmn4)

37 To paraphrase the apocryphal Victorian line: Keith, bend over and think of George Soros.

Posted by: JEM at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (o+SC1)

38 Great speech Ace. And congrats on the award. Your considerable efforts with the blog have not gone unnoticed.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (8ZskC)

39
How is this douchebag's unemployability Current's fucking problem?

Progtards: It's never ever their own goddamn fault.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (4I3Uo)

40 Hey keith, practice this line You fries with that?
Posted by: cicero skip at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (3m9Uc)


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I saw a help wanted sign at a taco stand in south OKC yesterday. Quick. Someone give me his email.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (D8cpl)

41 well, his reputation as a bathtub lair loving whiney asshat douche diva what breaks contracts might have something to do with his employability

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (Dnbau)

42 Reap it Asshole. Oh yeah, and see a shrink.

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (nTgAI)

43 Oh boo hoo. $5 million would see me out the rest of my life.

Posted by: Al at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (V70Uh)

44 "Can't Olbermann get a guest role on Lena Dunham's show?"
==========

He could be her stunt fupa.

Posted by: Kensington at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (znT2j)

45 He's one of the very very few we have successfully ousted from the MFM and I hope there's many more to come.

We? No, he did that all by himself by being the biggest jackass in the world next to TFG. No one ousted him from his job, unless their name was Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (GQ8sn)

46 @35 - yes, this is clearly one of those "Why can't they ALL lose?" situations.

Posted by: JEM at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (o+SC1)

47 The idea was, this could be the last money he ever earned.

Oh, bullshit. Off-hand, he could earn money as a subject in human drug trials, picking up cans along the side of the road and redeeming them for the deposit, wearing the foam Little Caesar's suit and waving the "Hot Now!" sign outside his local franchise, or selling his plasma.

He's just lazy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (/kI1Q)

48 Ace, YOU, SIR ARE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (8ZskC)

49 Congrats on the award Ace.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (Zd/NW)

50 this is a tough one. I want both AlGore and Keef to lose

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (Dnbau)

51 Wow...speak of insufferable pricks and insufferable pricks appear!

Its prick magic!!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (jvd3N)

52 Congrats on the award Ace.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (Zd/NW)

53 This would be a good time for someone to explain the "bathtub boy" joke. I am unfamiliar with Keith Olberman's tub hijinks.

Posted by: wooga at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (P2+tL)

54 Shouldn't that read "multiple award winner Keith Olbermann"?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (4cRnj)

55 In no time this guy will be on the cover of National Enquirer either as a dumpster diving alcoholic, statutory rape perp or security guard in the WWF parking lot.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (GGCsk)

56 Was Keefems really calling all the networks for a job or did he just say that so the unemployment office wouldn't cut his checks off?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (mCvL4)

57 I am not googling "bathtub boy"

Posted by: wooga at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (P2+tL)

58 Oh hai, Ace. Nice of you to join the celebration.

Posted by: wte9 at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (ZL7LA)

59 I am not optimistic here. I can easily, EASILY, envisage (yeah, I learned that from a Brit) Olberasshole being re-hired as a sportscaster on ESPN.


Posted by: Al at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (V70Uh)

60 To bolster his case he presented no fewer than twenty character witnesses who savaged him relentlessly. Sure, it's an unorthodox legal tactic, but the evidence of his toxicity to potential employers is so overwhelming you just have to use it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (+lsX1)

61 Who is Keith Olbermann?

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (tVTLU)

62 Once again I have tears in my eyes.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (34Sl0)

63
>>by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (Dnbau)<<

It's like watching the Syrian conflict. I want them to completely destroy eachother.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (IOUH6)

64 You want fries with that

Posted by: cicero skip at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (3m9Uc)


That's at least honest work; I'm not sure Keef is up to it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (0A7UT)

65 First post-award winning story! Dollars to donuts bathtub boy ends up on Sirrus/XM

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (YLZSZ)

66 When an intelligent man with an advanced degree from a cow college can't find a job in America, then the terrorists have already won.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (8ZskC)

67 He obviously hasn't applied at the carny dunk tank.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (34Sl0)

68


As of today Ace is officially a 5th level blogger-wizard with the powers of invisibilty, irritabilty, tardiness, and deduction.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (E7Qlq)

69 The only times anonymous sources are justified are when the source has a legitimate fear of legal repercussions or job reprisals AND the information can verified by on-the-record sources.

Remember that even Woodward Bernstein did NOT publish any of the "Deep Throat" information, they only used it to track down info they could publish.

Nowadays "journolists" use "anonymous" sources to further their own agenda. It is impossible to tell whether or not these sources ever even exist without confirmation and verification on the record.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (9uOra)

70 Best Blog at CPAC? That's one of those made up tributes like "Best Gaffer" at the Academy Awards.

Just please don't come out next week and tell us you support the "gay marriage" lawsuit or something.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (GGCsk)

71 Ace? Who's Ace? I only come here to read the comments.

But seriously, KUDOS to Ace for letting us make the comments to this blog worth coming here for.


Posted by: Al at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (V70Uh)

72 I hear that Olberman's in line to be DouchePAC's blogger of the year for 2013.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (X+nFp)

73
We? No, he did that all by himself by being the
biggest jackass in the world next to TFG. No one ousted him from his
job, unless their name was Keith Olbermann.


Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (GQ8sn)

The whole crew of msnbc should join him in unemployment... I don't know which of that group is worse...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (9+ccr)

74 “He spent last fall talking to all the major networks, and he couldn’t get a job. The idea was, this could be the last money he ever earned.”

Well, after all not even Dairy Queen would hire him.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (j3uk1)

75 Oh, bullshit. Off-hand, he could earn money as a
subject in human drug trials, picking up cans along the side of the road
and redeeming them for the deposit, wearing the foam Little Caesar's
suit and waving the "Hot Now!" sign outside his local franchise, or
selling his plasma.

He's just lazy.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (/kI1Q)

Congrats on winning the Internets.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (Zd/NW)

76 Maybe he'll go incognito to North Dakota to get the real, inside story of the life of an oil field roustabout.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (BAS5M)

77 Hey Olby!

Why don't you start a small business? Perhaps like George McGovern, you'll learn about the roadblocks the government puts in your way.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (OL4L4)

78 Perjury? You're not usually sworn in for a mediation. Maybe they do it different in Boston.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (sOx93)

79
I'm outta here!

Loser...

Posted by: Keefum's Rubber Duckie at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (Jcd0S)

80 He obviously hasn't applied at the carny dunk tank.


What. Is that some kind of fucking knock or something?

Posted by: The American Congress of Professional Carney Dunk Tank Specialists at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (8ZskC)

81 Point of order:

Gay marriage is impossible. Blame God, nature, the flying spaghetti monster, whatever. But literally, gay marriage is impossible.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (tVTLU)

82 and you know what? keith probably still can't figure out how he got to this point.

Posted by: hack at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (piR98)

83 Maybe he could pick up a sawbuck donating blood.

I said blood, Keith. No other bodily fluid will do.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (j3uk1)

84 Poor Keith

Posted by: phoenixgirl, commenter at the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (AAJzZ)

85 We? No, he did that all by himself by being the biggest jackass in the world next to TFG. No one ousted him from his job, unless their name was Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: EC


Correct. He became such an insufferable ass that Ben Fucking Affleck mocked him on SNL.

When your own side is mocking you, #NotWinning.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (UCv7P)

86 We don't want Kweef plugging our sandwiches again. He's the worst spokesman in the world ... although he does like twelve inches of meat in his mouth.

Posted by: Subway Corporation at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (wIgpo)

87 Soona at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (D8cpl)

Hey, don't send that douch bag our way. My employees work hard and earn an honest dollar for honest labor.

And no bathtubs are involved.

And they show the fuck up on time, and in uniform, and sling tasty tacos all day.


Posted by: Taco Stand at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (C+qQ0)

88 He obviously hasn't applied at the carny dunk tank.


Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (34Sl0)


I'd pay a significant amount of money to cause a minor tsunami by triggering that eggplant shaped body to get rapidly immersed.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (0A7UT)

89 Although I suppose the places that buy plasma want human plasma. So scratch that suggestion.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (/kI1Q)

90 I can't understand why these losers won't hire me, it's like they're jealous or something.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (4cRnj)

91 You don't want to hire me, sir? Do you have no shame, sir?!! Have you considered the implication of your decision, sir?

DO YOU REALIZE, SIR, THAT THIS MAKES YOU THE EQUIVALENT OF THE KKK, HITLER'S SS, AND JEFFREY DAHMER, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE, SIR?!!!!!!










Seriously, I don't get the job?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (0DlnM)

92 Ace - won
keef - zero

good score todaye

Posted by: mallfly at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (bJm7W)

93 Can't Olbermann get a chair on The View?

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (VndSC)

94
Hey Keith! You should try what Michael Hutchence and I did when we were feeling a little blue about our careers. Come on over and hang out a bit!

Posted by: David Carradine at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (4I3Uo)

95 Hey that job's taken! And guess what I do with this finger-

Posted by: DIFi at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (XDC0v)

96 There's always the blowjobs on Hollywood Blvd. option.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 15, 2013 02:29 PM (5oETd)

97 I'm unable to muster any sympathy for jackass unemployed millionaires.

Go back to school. Go live in bumfuck some blue state. Sure you can coast on 35 mil for a while.


Posted by: esch at March 15, 2013 02:29 PM (9XVgh)

98 Too good from the other thread to miss

http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82

But it's almost as bad as Helen Thomas. You have been warned.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:29 PM (j3uk1)

99 Well deserved award, Ace. Olby only wishes he was as talented or hell had any talent at all.

Secondly, can I safely fire a .32 S W long in a .32 HR mag calibered revolver?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 15, 2013 02:29 PM (IY7Ir)

100 Keith is the worst employee in the world!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, commenter at the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 02:29 PM (AAJzZ)

101 Ace should offer Keefums a position here as a cob-logger so as to be fair and balanced but mostly so we could abuse him with all the vigor and smite of a moron horde hopped up on valu rite, bath salts and pork rinds.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (jvd3N)

102 Ace: ..."One thing I've learned about journalism is that the sourcing for anonymous sources is often cooked up to be technically true but completely and deliberately misleading."

Technically true, but deliberately misleading.
Not to be confused with...False but Accurate.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (uSsxe)

103 Stephen Price Blair:
>> Seems an odd ploy to me. “You should find that my employer shouldn’t have fired me, because no one else thinks I have any skill either.”

Liberal logic. To each according to his need.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (y15sM)

104 Nowadays "journolists" use "anonymous" sources to further their own agenda. It is impossible to tell whether or not these sources ever even exist without confirmation and verification on the record.
Posted by: Adjoran at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (9uOra)


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You're such a prude.

Posted by: Journolist at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (D8cpl)

105 And to think most liberals are one step away from the same fate. Well, warm my heart with his roasted career.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (GGCsk)

106 You rub my FUPA on the set of my HBO Show 'Girls'

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (XvrTA)

107 so no one thinks Olbermann could make any money as a sperm donor? Ok, how about a sperm receptacle?

Posted by: mallfly at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (bJm7W)

108
He might just have to go overseas for a gig...
In related news headlines:
Stowaway Gerbil Flies From DC to London

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 02:30 PM (IOUH6)

109 Generally anything said in a mediation or settlement conference is inadmissible thus hey it's just a negotiation ploy is par for the course.

This time it just so happens to also be completely true.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (VtjlW)

110 I might be on the verge of job with Vandelay News Network!!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (mCvL4)

111 I'm disappointed that ace's acceptance speech made no mention of longbows.

Posted by: Warden at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (0DlnM)

112 No way any fast food joint would hire Olberdouche, except to clean out the grease traps...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

113 Keef is down and out? Damn, I just threw out a really roomy Kelvinator shipping carton that I would have been proud to have him call home, but NIMBY of course.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (Xq2WY)

114 My local post office is hiring. They even have signs on the glass doors.

Posted by: edmund at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (rCS6C)

115 Why would McDonalds want to hire that asshole?

They've got standards.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (fsLdt)

116 53
This would be a good time for someone to explain the "bathtub boy" joke. I am unfamiliar with Keith Olberman's tub hijinks.

Posted by: wooga at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (P2+tL)

John Gibson gave him the nickname years ago. Here John talks about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z78ak8kfZw

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (Zd/NW)

117 He could almost pass as a manbearpig double.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (34Sl0)

118 Because when the Monica Lewinsky scandel broke out, he refused to cover the story. According to John Gibson when he worked at MSNBC, Keith Olbermann did not want to go to work to help cover the story so Gibson had to do the show for Olbermann. MSNBC boss found out the Olbermann was at home sitting in his bathtub during this time. Thats how Keith earned his name.

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:31 PM (Dnbau)

119 I just saw Keith Olbermann(D) on the exit ramp with a sign 'Will smear for food'

Posted by: DANEgerus at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (e3/KR)

120 In ManBearPig dollars.

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (XYSwB)

I'm trying to figure if a transfer of funds from Weird Al/Joel Hyatt/al-Jizz to Odorman is a positive or negative ethically speaking.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (0A7UT)



Well, one thing it does have in common, is it's somebody's dirty laundry

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (XYSwB)

121 Maybe Keith could do arithmetic for Patty Murray.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (j3uk1)

122 dananjcon:
>> Ace should offer Keefums a position here as a cob-logger

Or at least see if we can get him to comment here. I mean, for goodness' sake. He could surely outperform erg.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the AoS HQ troll quality is unacceptable. Time to bring in a professional.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (y15sM)

123 Customer: "Could I have some extra ketchup?"
Olbermann: "...you're the Worst Person in the World!"

Congrats, Ace, on the award.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (xjpRj)

124
You know, Jay Carney *is* looking a bit burned out these days.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (4I3Uo)

125


Congratulations Ace.

I did some extra pec flies, just for you.



Now, time to shovel some snow.

bbl

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (XYSwB)

126 This is the finger I sign my unemployment check with.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (0DlnM)

127
Um OK Keith we looked at your resume and I think we will try to get OJ instead.

Posted by: DEPT OF HUMASN RECOURCES at March 15, 2013 02:33 PM (q4OYq)

128 This is the finger I dial my mother with to ask her for some cash.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:33 PM (fsLdt)

129 At CPAC, Keith Olbermann will accept Meat Puppet of the Year award on behalf of Gabriel Malor.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:33 PM (j3uk1)

130
92Ace - won
keef - zero

This is how it should be, but let's hope Ace takes a lesson from keef.

As "Blogger of the Year" he'll probably get laid regularly and hear compliments from big names in politics. Heady stuff for one unaccustom to the limelight.

It's up to each and every one of us to keep beating him the fuck down so that he doesn't develop the type of ego that Olberdouche had. He'll thank us later.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2013 02:33 PM (u2a4R)

131 98 Too good from the other thread to miss
http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82
But it's almost as bad as Helen Thomas. You have been warned.

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Hey, Keith Richards looks pretty good in that dress.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:33 PM (uSsxe)

132 Congratulations, Ace. [standing ovation]

Posted by: Decaf at March 15, 2013 02:34 PM (aqwxP)

133 Is this the real Ace, or a puppet?

Posted by: toby928© sips the sweet tea of despair at March 15, 2013 02:34 PM (QupBk)

134 Fun hashtag game going on Twitter right now about this.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2013 02:34 PM (dBYCN)

135 Hey, Keith Richards looks pretty good in that dress.

Huh. I thought Stephen Tyler and been elected to Congress.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:34 PM (j3uk1)

136 Please, sir, I want some more. *holds out porridge pot*

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:34 PM (0DlnM)

137 When the entire truth comes out about his behaviour at ESPN work will be the least of his worries.

Posted by: USMCSheepdog at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (O7l6D)

138 Congrats Ace, on the award. And congrats, Gabe, on delivering that speech. People that can have a little fun at their own expense always have a big advantage in life.

Which leads me to Olbermann...

Posted by: Dave S. at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (J+V/o)

139 You know the economy is recovering when Keith can't get a job.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (3RiPs)

140 Inside joke:

Now that KO can't find any work, ill-fitting suit market hardest hit.


hehehe...






Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)

141 I hope Ace sends Olberman an autographed picture of his BOTY.

Dear Keith,
In the near future this picture will be worth far more than you'll ever make again. Consider it my gift to your welfare cause.

Warm regards,

Ace

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (n8LUb)

142 I've said it before and I'll say it again: the AoS HQ troll quality is unacceptable. Time to bring in a professional.


Posted by: sandy burger at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (y15sM)
It would be truly epic.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (jvd3N)

143 He's reported to be worth $35 millon bucks. So, what's his problem?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 15, 2013 02:36 PM (3VhRQ)

144 Olberman in retail would be a day one train wreck.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:36 PM (fsLdt)

145 The joke's on you. I've found work as a Lane Bryant model.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2013 02:36 PM (0DlnM)

146 Maybe Keith could get a job holding up paper targets at my local gun range.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 15, 2013 02:36 PM (X+nFp)

147 the AoS HQ troll quality is unacceptable. Time to bring in a professional.

I don't think it's in the budget. The blog spent too much on memes this year.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:37 PM (j3uk1)

148 Correction, you know the economy is recovering WHEN Olberman gets a job. Marx referred to him as the "lumpen proletariat", guys that you only hire when you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel.


Posted by: Al at March 15, 2013 02:37 PM (V70Uh)

149 http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82 But it's almost as bad as Helen Thomas. You have been warned.


That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2013 02:37 PM (O/fK8)

150 The joke's on you. I've found work as a Lane Bryant model.

I thought he was moonlighting for Petco.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:37 PM (j3uk1)

151
OT

I am absolutely delighted that Cruz has decided to worry more about the truth than the vaunted civility of the Senate

The Kraut is dead wrong on this one. Get over it

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (Dnbau)

152 Ace could give him a weekly or Bi-weekly (no bun intended) column. We'll call it Keefum's Korner. The "K" on Korner makes it smart and edgy...like him!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (jvd3N)

153 Maybe he's trolling to take Carney's job for the JEF? Or the JEF needs a Caucasian cockholster for when Reggie isn't around?

Posted by: Mjolnir, Banhammer from the Gates of Hell at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (Jls4P)

154 Keefums could probably get a job selling bathtubs..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (f9c2L)

155 Keith's mother used to live with him until she died

I can't help but think it was like Howard Wolowitz's home life

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (mCvL4)

156 131 98 Too good from the other thread to miss
http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82
But it's almost as bad as Helen Thomas. You have been warned.
********************
Mommy!

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (n8LUb)

157 124

You know, Jay Carney *is* looking a bit burned out these days.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (4I3Uo)

Which glasses was he wearing. Here is the lie meter:1) Old glasses from first term: crosses fingers/ little white lies typically not caught by media...you know, swept under rug
2) Hipster glasses: liar, liar, pants on fire/ cool lies appealing to young Obamarites
3) Contact lenses or no glasses: BIG lies as he cannot focus or make eye contact with reporters grilling him like a burnt shish kebob over an open flame

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (baL2B)

158 Cruz is on offense, not defense. God Bless him

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:39 PM (Dnbau)

159 I might have an opening for Keith as a tribble exterminator or horta rancher. But he has to pay for his own travel.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 15, 2013 02:39 PM (j3uk1)

160 Fox News should have submitted a letter saying they were open to hiring him, just to f with his case.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2013 02:39 PM (gKGI0)

161 What, no tell-all autobiography, soon to be a major motion picture . . . Bathtub Boy: The Origins? I feel effing ripped off. What a douche.

Posted by: Dan Collins at March 15, 2013 02:40 PM (Znucx)

162 That's a man, baby.

Jesus we're so boned.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:40 PM (fsLdt)

163 http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82

Perry Farrell has not aged well

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 15, 2013 02:40 PM (XvrTA)

164 Overbite must be a miserable POS to work with. Remember during the 2008 donk convention when he and Tweety were in a booth outside interviewing people (off the beaten path and away from all the riff-raff; well the unofficial riff-raff) and Keef made fun of Matthews yammering away too much; which he was but it was a complete prick move for Moo U's finest to point it out on the air. I'm sure that wasn't an atypical episode at the workplace.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:40 PM (0A7UT)

165 The bile literally rises in my throat at the very mention of Kweef OlberPUTZ - that wannaBE was 4 levels far above his peter principle level of talent when he was a barely known on ESPN...............cannot comment further without being totally offensive

Posted by: Katfish at March 15, 2013 02:40 PM (Nx5wc)

166 I grew up near the cow college. It's perfectly respectible - if you go on to work in farming.

That dude used up his horseshoe the first broadcasting job he got, then he proceeded to piss all over it.

Posted by: grognard at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (NS2Mo)

167 131 98 Too good from the other thread to miss
http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82
But it's almost as bad as Helen Thomas. You have been warned.
********************
Mommy!
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (n8LUb)
----------------------------------------------------------
Ronnie Wood wears a dress and granny boots

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (jucos)

168
Congrats on the CPAC BOTY Award, Ace.

You did good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (+z4pE)

169 KFI AM 640 ‏@KFIAM640

Sandy Hook families rip Michael Moore over his call for the release of crime scene photos.

http://ow.ly/j09ET


Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (mCvL4)

170 Give the asshole $5 mil in food stamps.

Posted by: Gov Weenie at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (B/weO)

171 In space, no one can hear you wallow in self-pity.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (j3uk1)

172 Keith's mother used to live with him until she died

I can't help but think it was like Howard Wolowitz's home life





KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!!!! WHO'S AT THE DOOR?!?!?

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (GQ8sn)

173 158 Cruz is on offense, not defense. God Bless him

Yeah...that 'questioning authority' thing works both ways.

This is what Democracy looks like. Bitches.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (uSsxe)

174 I am certain that John McCain and/or Lindsey Graham could come up with something for KO to do.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (34Sl0)

175 Perry Farrell has not aged well

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 15, 2013 02:40 PM (XvrTA)
Heroin's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: grognard at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (NS2Mo)

176 Maybe he could work at the Whitehouse - oh wait - does he pay his taxes?

Posted by: MWTexas at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (N05oL)

177 Just flipping through channels and caught Megan Kelly spouting off liberal propaganda AGAIN and is attacking ted cruz with a clintonista and a wishy washy republican agreeing with her. What happened at fox news over the last year??

Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (M1gmo)

178 Why is it Current's fault that this is the last job he'll ever have?

It's Bathtub Boy's fault that he's unstable, loves to take time off when big nights for politics are happening, like elections, and has burned pretty much every bridge in the industry through his behavior at ESPN, Fox, and MSNBC before Current hired his worthless ass.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (e0xKF)

179 cannot comment further without being totally offensive


Wait. What?

*checks blog title bar*

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 02:43 PM (8ZskC)

180 18 >>>>Who cares?

I care. He's one of the very very few we have successfully ousted from the MFM and I hope there's many more to come.
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (3ZtZW)

Uh, no...he's a little known scrote-wart on the hacked off testicle of the MFM.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2013 02:43 PM (7xPCu)

181 It's not that he can't find a job, its that he has to find a job equal to his worth. Shit shovlers get $3 per stall around here.

Posted by: Up with people! at March 15, 2013 02:43 PM (A7Wh1)

182 162 That's a man, baby.
*************
When genes go bad.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 15, 2013 02:43 PM (n8LUb)

183 I would settle for pics of the SH spent cases.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:43 PM (34Sl0)

184 Interesting. In the 23rd century, "Countdown" is usually followed by a swift launch into the cold, black, uncaring void.

So history does repeat itself.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 15, 2013 02:44 PM (j3uk1)

185
Give the asshole $5 mil in food stamps.

-----

Give him the $1 trillion dollar coin. Then ask for change.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 15, 2013 02:44 PM (IDSI7)

186 Sandy Hook families rip Michael Moore over his call for the release of crime scene photos.

http://ow.ly/j09ET



Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (mCvL4)


Wow!

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:45 PM (0A7UT)

187 Keith Olbermann in a few years:

http://tinyurl.com/bc8bqjg

Posted by: chemjeff at March 15, 2013 02:45 PM (BBWjt)

188 It's outrageous that CNN imported Piers Morgan to take Keith Olberman's job

Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 15, 2013 02:45 PM (EWKEr)

189 Just flipping through channels and caught Megan Kelly spouting off
liberal propaganda AGAIN and is attacking ted cruz with a clintonista
and a wishy washy republican agreeing with her.



What was she saying?

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (GQ8sn)

190 It's outrageous that CNN imported Piers Morgan to take Keith Olberman's job

Doing the unpleasant, unskilled jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (j3uk1)

191
Overbite must be a miserable POS to work with.

The last time I remember seeing Keefums on SNF, they seated him WAY away from everybody else at the desk. The other desk-dudes didn't even look in his direction and had rather pained looks on their faces.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (+z4pE)

192

Why doesn't he go back to doing the local weather or whatever the fuck he did before ESPN?

Posted by: imp at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (UaxA0)

193 Doesn't Keef claim to have gone to Cornell or cornhole or corncob?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (X+nFp)

194 177
Just flipping through channels and caught Megan Kelly spouting off
liberal propaganda AGAIN and is attacking ted cruz with a clintonista
and a wishy washy republican agreeing with her. What happened at fox
news over the last year??

Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (M1gmo)
***Its been on a steady down hill trajectory for years now...since 2008. However since November and the second coming of the ONE I find it just as repulsive as MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (jvd3N)

195
What was she saying?
---

Feed me.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 02:47 PM (34Sl0)

196 Sandy Hook families rip Michael Moore over his call for the release of crime scene photos.


I'd like someone to ask Michael Moore if seeing photos of the carnage would be helpful as well in the debate over abortion.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 02:47 PM (MMC8r)

197 188 It's outrageous that CNN imported Piers Morgan to take Keith Olberman's job
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 15, 2013 02:45 PM (EWKEr)

Its even more outrageous that they are getting rid of all the colored people too. They don't want their viewers to be too "ethnic."

Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:47 PM (M1gmo)

198 You would think even people of the same political ilk as Moore would be appalled by this.

Bet they won't be.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:47 PM (fsLdt)

199 Keith was all lined up to be Troy McClure's replacement as the spokesman for "Bovine University"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 02:47 PM (mCvL4)

200 That Cornell Ag School degree sure is working out.

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:48 PM (GQ8sn)

201 He could always fall back to sadomasochist porn.

Posted by: Paladin at March 15, 2013 02:48 PM (LTquJ)

202 Yes. 32 longs should work fine in anything a .32 HR mag revolver shoots - the mags are longer. I do believe .32 mags will also work fine in one of those surplus Rooskie Nagant revolvers. You can't do the reverse and fire the mags in a regular .32 long cylinder though.

Posted by: Tears of Truculent Hindsight at March 15, 2013 02:48 PM (CZCbG)

203 "Can't Olbermann get a guest role on Lena Dunham's show?"
==========

He could be her stunt fupa.


Literal LOL over here.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (ctuWC)

204
Current TV is now owned by Al Jazeera.

Keefums was suing Current TV, before the sale...back when it belonged to Algore.

So how does that work?
It's unlikely that Al Jazeera assumed the liability of pending lawsuits.
They overpaid for that p-o-s network anyway.

So, will Keefums' settlement be paid by Algore?

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (uSsxe)

205 Megyn Kelly was offbase on Saint Trayvon also; I don't know if the people feeding her info are offbase or it's her. I'd like to believe the former because that gives me more ammo against that fat fuck Ailes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (0A7UT)

206 I'm up for taking the piss out of any leftie but Olbermann doesn't offer any kind of challenge.

It's kinda like spotting a dickbag in a dickbag factory the week before National Dickbag Week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (UCv7P)

207 #179 - ROFL - I meant I choose not to expend any further bandwidth on such a loser

Better?

Posted by: Katfish at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (Nx5wc)

208 Keith Olbermann in a few years:

That's a pretty dapper hobo. I like the tie.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (fsLdt)

209 181 It's not that he can't find a job, its that he has to find a job equal to his worth. Shit shovlers get $3 per stall around here.
Posted by: Up with people! at March 15, 2013 02:43 PM (A7Wh1)

*********

Yeah man- "supply and demand" can be a harsh mistress.

Here's where he finds out the difference between 'making' money and 'earning' it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2013 02:49 PM (pLvWv)

210 Guns, immigration, budgets, climate change, and the minimum wage are all tied up on Capitol Hill. No one knows when, or if, they will emerge. Or what they might end up looking like.

Meanwhile, Obama’s approval rating is falling. He has been relegated to visiting the hill, and “reaching out” to select Republican mealtime companions, in an effort to stay relevant. But his activities seem curiously out of place. They demonstrate that the real action at the moment is not in the Oval Office. Even in the drama over the budget, where Obama could play a major role, he seems desultory and content to let Rep. Paul Ryan (R., Wis.) and Sen. Patty Murray (D., Wash.) have the stage. Otherwise his administration wouldn’t be waiting until April to release its proposal.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 15, 2013 02:50 PM (e8kgV)

211 Hey ace, congratulations on the award.

I know you don't drink much, BUT go buy yourself some of this. Then sue them for copyright infringement.


http://tinyurl.com/ag5xlsn

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 15, 2013 02:50 PM (wR+pz)

212 If current tv is still running there is no reason The blaze can't be on my television set.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 15, 2013 02:50 PM (NzBQO)

213
she was saying it was well settled law that the Fed Govt can limit the 2nd Amendment and had no clue why Cruz was pushing it cause it wouldn't pass anyway. What she didn't understand it:
1. If you are playing defense you are losing

2.Looks good to the constituants backhome

3. Forces DiFi into looking likeshe wants to take all guns away, which she really does in her heart of hearts

4. Broadened the argument into the Fed encroachment on ALL civil liberties

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:50 PM (Dnbau)

214 It's kinda like spotting a dickbag in a dickbag factory the week before National Dickbag Week.

Do not make Grumpy Cat laugh. Do not do.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:51 PM (j3uk1)

215 See ya Keith! Don't let the door hit ya on the ass on the way out!

Posted by: Oswald at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (5fSr7)

216 she is a lawyer not a politician and it shows from time to time

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (Dnbau)

217 What was she saying?
Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (GQ8sn)

She was trying to say that Ted Cruz was inappropriate for challenging Feinstein.

She also was saying that equating the second amendment to the 1st amendment was silly and of course congress has the power to limit the second amendment. Then fox news flashed on the screen that there hasn't been a gun debate since 2008 in congress.

Really pushing the democrat memes , fox is.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (M1gmo)

218 Poor wittle Keefums. Hey Ace, show him your BOTY award, it may cheer him up to know that ridiculing him helped make it possible!

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (UU0OF)

219 Isn't Keef not finding work in the market the very essence of capitalism?

It works, baby!

Posted by: Fringe at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (EOpLW)

220 has he considered gerbil wrangling as a career option?

Posted by: Julescat at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (wBc01)

221 I could see Keith selling bath salts to the homeless.

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (UzPAd)

222 Do not make Grumpy Cat laugh. Do not do.

So I shouldn't drop the 16-ton Monty Python-esque weight on KO's noggin?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (4WhSY)

223 “I also have a little egg on my face, because I think I assured you that
there was no chance sequestration would kick in – and you know, I’ve
got egg on my face, really, it’s more like manure on my face, I feel.
And so bam, it is what it is.”
~Rep. Hank Johnson (D-poop face)

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (baL2B)

224 You know what's absolutely fucking awesome about this? Before he blocked me on twitter, Olberdouche told me he didn't need to work ever again and mocked me for having a job.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (da5Wo)

225 221 I could see Keith selling bath salts to the homeless.


Nah, he'd do it all before he could sell it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 15, 2013 02:54 PM (wR+pz)

226 The real value to Current TV was its placement on most cable/satellite services, not the channel content. By buying it, they can assume all those service placements immediately, rather than petitioning in a long process like Beck is doing now with The Blaze.

They bought the location, and bulldozed the store.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

227 Just flipping through channels and caught Megan Kelly spouting off liberal propaganda AGAIN and is attacking ted cruz with a clintonista and a wishy washy republican agreeing with her. What happened at fox news over the last year??

Fox don't want the IRS to come after them.

Posted by: Decaf at March 15, 2013 02:56 PM (aqwxP)

228 Isn't Current to TV news hosts as Branson Missouri is to Vegas acts?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 02:56 PM (mCvL4)

229 He could find a liberal district to run in and become a Congressman. I assume that is what his plan is.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2013 02:56 PM (m2CN7)

230 224 You know what's absolutely fucking awesome about this? Before he blocked me on twitter, Olberdouche told me he didn't need to work ever again and mocked me for having a job.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (da5Wo)

--------

Oh shit...I remember that!

Did you save those tweets?
Those could be used against him...if his lawsuit against Current TV hasn't been settled already.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:56 PM (uSsxe)

231 224
You know what's absolutely fucking awesome about this? Before he blocked
me on twitter, Olberdouche told me he didn't need to work ever again
and mocked me for having a job.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (da5Wo)


I remembered some tweet he sent out right after he was fired about 'all the money he had' but I can't find it on his twitter feed.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 02:57 PM (X6akg)

232 155 "Keith's mother used to live with him until she died I can't help but think it was like Howard Wolowitz's home life."

More like Norman Bates

Posted by: The Rock at March 15, 2013 02:58 PM (yVmMc)

233 Nope. Still nothing.

Try my throat.

Posted by: dead horse at March 15, 2013 02:58 PM (UCv7P)

234 229 You may have struck on the ONLY reason I would ever willingly vote for Smokin' Joe for any elected office.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 15, 2013 02:58 PM (X+nFp)

235 228 Isn't Current to TV news hosts as Branson Missouri is to Vegas acts?

---

I'd say it is more like what Carnival is to the cruise industry in the past few years, except people actually know Carnival is in business.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 15, 2013 02:59 PM (e0xKF)

236 Unless Bathtub Boy manages money like Allen Iverson (which he might) he should be rolling in cash.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 02:59 PM (0A7UT)

237 Why would anyone hire a person that has been fired from everywhere he has ever worked, and then had to deal wth a lawsuit?

Posted by: Michel at March 15, 2013 02:59 PM (6ZrMO)

238 They bought the location, and bulldozed the store.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

And they got fucked. Over half their cable outlets were with Time Warner.

TWC dropped them the day the deal went through.

Al Gore should get sued.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 15, 2013 03:00 PM (wR+pz)

239 What was she saying?

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 02:46 PM (GQ8sn)



She was trying to say that Ted Cruz was inappropriate for challenging Feinstein.



She also was saying that equating the second amendment to the 1st
amendment was silly and of course congress has the power to limit the
second amendment. Then fox news flashed on the screen that there hasn't
been a gun debate since 2008 in congress.



Really pushing the democrat memes , fox is.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (M1gmo)

Megyn....all your intelligence went to your oversized milk bags!

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 03:00 PM (GQ8sn)

240


tossed the ace blog award info at drudge

/shrug

you never know

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:00 PM (XYSwB)

241 237 Why would anyone hire a person that has been fired from everywhere he has ever worked, and then had to deal wth a lawsuit?

Posted by: Michel at March 15, 2013 02:59 PM (6ZrMO)

Why would anyone invest with a bankrupt property developer?

Ask Trump?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 15, 2013 03:01 PM (wR+pz)

242

Michael Moore loves dead children. Michael Moore loves to hear news of children being shot dead.

It's no different than Hating the Haters. Moore wants children to be shot dead so people will finally realize the danger of guns. Whatever pushes the agenda forward is a-okay.

These are sick, sick people.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:01 PM (052zE)

243 Caddell Unloads on ‘Racketeering’ GOP Consultants:

“I blame the donors who allow themselves to be played for marks. I blame the people in the grassroots for allowing themselves to be played for suckers….It’s time to stop being marks. It’s time to stop being suckers. It’s time for you people to get real,” he told the audience that included two top Republican consultants."

Giant stones on that guy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2013 03:01 PM (UCv7P)

244 236 Unless Bathtub Boy manages money like Allen Iverson (which he might) he should be rolling in cash.

---

I figure he's got a few screws loose but isn't nearly as stupid as AI.

IIRC, one of AI's teammates in either Denver or Detroit bought his house and ended up finding tens of thousands of dollars in cash he didn't bother to pick up before he moved.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 15, 2013 03:01 PM (e0xKF)

245 Sandy Hook families rip Michael Moore over his call for the release of crime scene photos.

http://ow.ly/j09ET

---

Remember how it is terrible to show pictures of aborted fetuses to prove they are human but Pizza Mike is perfectly OK with with pictures of dead kids to prove that weapons hurt people.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 03:02 PM (CboYe)

246

I just wish Mark Levin would reveal what he knows about the perv da'obie.

I believe it would be WeinerTastic.

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:02 PM (XYSwB)

247 .

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Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2013 03:02 PM (UypUQ)

248 She was trying to say that Ted Cruz was inappropriate for challenging Feinstein. She also was saying that equating the second amendment to the 1st amendment was silly and of course congress has the power to limit the second amendment. Then fox news flashed on the screen that there hasn't been a gun debate since 2008 in congress. Really pushing the democrat memes , fox is.
Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (M1gmo)


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I'm sure there's IRS or Homeland Security sedans parked in front of every one ofFOX's newscasters' homes.......except maybe Sheppy Poo and Jeraldo's.

Posted by: Journolist at March 15, 2013 03:03 PM (D8cpl)

249 Hey, Keith. $20 beegers behind the 7-11 can add up to some serious $$$. Worked for me.

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 15, 2013 03:03 PM (MeVdV)

250

The Left has to Hate those Haters to make this world a better place.

The Left has to hope for dead children in order to...save the children.

Sick, sick fucks.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:03 PM (39q3n)

251 IIRC, one of AI's teammates in either Denver or Detroit bought his house and ended up finding tens of thousands of dollars in cash he didn't bother to pick up before he moved.

Cash. lolbruthas

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:04 PM (fsLdt)

252
*thump*

*thump*

*thump thump thump*


Nope, the Give-A-Shit-O-Meter still hasn't budged.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 03:04 PM (+z4pE)

253 246

I just wish Mark Levin would reveal what he knows about the perv da'obie.

I believe it would be WeinerTastic.

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John Gibson needs to do a "Best of Olbermann Watch" show to boost his book sales, given that he's got an entire chapter about Keefums and his bullshit in there.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 15, 2013 03:04 PM (e0xKF)

254

Michael Moore loves dead children. Michael Moore loves to hear news of children being shot dead.


Is Moore banned from New York, yet? I say he's way over the 16oz limit.

I mean, if Mooch can ban Oprah from the WH....

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:05 PM (XYSwB)

255 Remember how it is terrible to show pictures of aborted fetuses to prove they are human but Pizza Mike is perfectly OK with with pictures of dead kids to prove that weapons hurt people.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 03:02 PM (CboYe)


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And we still haven't seen bin laden's mushy cranial assemblage.

Posted by: Journolist at March 15, 2013 03:05 PM (D8cpl)

256 Nope, the Give-A-Shit-O-Meter still hasn't budged.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 03:04 PM (+z4pE)



Eh? It's working.

And, then Soledad got the bootish.

And, then Schultz got banned to the weekends.

And, then ...

It's a war, and this post is a badge of honor.

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:07 PM (XYSwB)

257
Thanks Tears in TH. I thought so, but wasn't totally sure. 32 mag is ridiculously hard to find in normal times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 15, 2013 03:07 PM (IY7Ir)

258 Really pushing the democrat memes , fox is.
Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (M1gmo)

Rupert Murdock is on record saying we need a ban on all semi-autos.

Posted by: Ook? at March 15, 2013 03:07 PM (OQpzc)

259 IIRC, one of AI's teammates in either Denver or
Detroit bought his house and ended up finding tens of thousands of
dollars in cash he didn't bother to pick up before he moved.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 15, 2013 03:01 PM (e0xKF)


AI is Exhibit A(I) in what it's like to grow up with no positive male role models and having to support a bunch of fucking retarded deadbeats before you're even close to being responsible enough to care for a goldfish.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 03:07 PM (0A7UT)

260 Because the only job he can do is be a broadcaster. He is an educated, somewhat famous guy. This is America, there is always a job available for a moron like him, it just might not be on screen.

Posted by: Ken Royall at March 15, 2013 03:08 PM (x0g8a)

261
"She was trying to say that Ted Cruz was inappropriate for challenging Feinstein. "

I guess she doesn't know that Cruz wrote a damn amicus brief for Heller. Yeah, completely inappropriate.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 03:09 PM (4I3Uo)

262 Hey, Al-Jazeera America is hiring. And they're willing to overlook stuff like vagina biographies. Just saying...

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at March 15, 2013 03:09 PM (0/zfR)

263 Seriously, I wish FOX hired Keith for a show. Thinking of his imbicilc disciples watching FOX to see their hero makes me dizzy. Please, G-d, make it happen.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 15, 2013 03:09 PM (/Coax)

264
Well...FoxNews is about to get some competition.

The Washington Times is startinga new conservative news channel.
One America News Network.

[linky in my nic]

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 03:09 PM (uSsxe)

265

Dead children is like porn to Michael Moore.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:11 PM (3Aqe5)

266

Michael Moore is a necro-pedophile.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:12 PM (jlW3q)

267 The last money he ever earns? Come on, the world always needs ditch diggers and fry cooks.
Maybe he could shill for Shticky with the Sham-wow guy.

Posted by: Fart at March 15, 2013 03:13 PM (2aB+q)

268 OANN ??

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2013 03:13 PM (UypUQ)

269 Michael Moore is a necro-pedophile.

He could be a pedo-necrophile, though I doubt that's any better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2013 03:13 PM (4WhSY)

270 I do have to give props to MSNBC.

In replacing Olbermann with Piers Morgan, they accomplished something I'd have never thought possible- filling the slot with someone even whiter than Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 15, 2013 03:14 PM (SY2Kh)

271 I like the name One World News Network better, as it acronymizes into:

OWNN

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2013 03:14 PM (UypUQ)

272 If Olbermann has failed at his newest profession, he can always go back to the oldest.

Posted by: The Q at March 15, 2013 03:14 PM (yVmMc)

273 If Olbermann has failed at his newest profession, he can always go back to the oldest.

He'd have to pay his clients.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 03:15 PM (/kI1Q)

274 Well we're living here in Olbietown,
And they're tearing all the strawmen down.
Out at ESPN they're killing time....
Sucking off Dems...
And toeing the line....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 15, 2013 03:15 PM (Ec6wH)

275 OANN ??

Hire some hotties and change the name to "One News, America's Network", ONAN for short.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2013 03:16 PM (4WhSY)

276 264
Well...FoxNews is about to get some competition.

The Washington Times is startinga new conservative news channel.
One America News Network.

[linky in my nic]
Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 03:09 PM (uSsxe)

That and the blazetv will give fox news a run for its money. Good job Washington Times!

Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 03:18 PM (M1gmo)

277 Michael Moore is a necro-pedophile

Does he have sex with dead boys or dead girls?

Not that I'm judging.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 03:18 PM (j3uk1)

278

[linky in my nic]
Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 03:09 PM (uSsxe)

That and the blazetv will give fox news a run for its money. Good job Washington Times!
Posted by: NWConservative at March 15, 2013 03:18 PM (M1gmo)



nice

OANN

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:20 PM (XYSwB)

279 >>>If Olbermann has failed at his newest profession, he can always go back to the oldest.

IIRC they taught him to milk cows at his alma mater.

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 03:22 PM (3ZtZW)

280
"Hire some hotties and change the name to "One News, America's Network", ONAN for short"

right on! Send a box of Kleenex with the subscription too.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 15, 2013 03:22 PM (zUvAE)

281 OT


Still no identity of the Mystery 'Ette from the Car Quiz thread.


The one with the amazing hair! Who are you?!?!

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 03:22 PM (GQ8sn)

282
271 I like the name One World News Network better, as it acronymizes into:
OWNN

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Heh, yeah I like that one much better.


Ted Nugent has had a blog on the Washington Times for a long time now.

It would be too cool, if they gave The Nuge his own show.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 03:22 PM (uSsxe)

283 Does he have sex with dead boys or dead girls? Not that I'm judging.

He love's em all.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:23 PM (fsLdt)

284 "Hire some hotties and change the name to "One News, America's Network", ONAN for short"

right on! Send a box of Kleenex with the subscription too.




Get that news anchor that simulate oral with her hands.

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)

285

...and the Blog of the Tear comes to a grinding halt

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (8dspl)

286 Congrats to Iowahawk!

Twitter micro blogger of the year, the imcomparable @Iowahawk. #blogbash [i/]


Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (mCvL4)

287 I still can't find my tiny violin

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (QTHTd)

288

It occurred to me we may be in end times that Ace got an award.

I am pretty sure Nostradamus predicted this in Quatrain 1. Who can confirm?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (IY7Ir)

289 I'm trying to save myself for deserving women, but I'll make an exception in your case Keith.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pimp Hand at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (AC0lD)

290 If OANN can get Jenna Lee, Patty Ann Browne, Harris Faulkner, and Megyn Kelly to host a morning news show exploring their bodies in a meaningful, newsworthy way, I'll quit my job and stay home.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 15, 2013 03:25 PM (Ec6wH)

291 I'm not convinced this 'Blog of the Year' thingy isn't some kind of trick. If the JEF invites the AoS crew to the WH for a "celebration"....don't fall for it!

Posted by: Icedog at March 15, 2013 03:25 PM (9ScGj)

292 ...and the Blog of the Tear comes to a grinding halt

Everyone's polishing their trophies.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:25 PM (fsLdt)

293 I know the Blaze is up and coming, so when is this new program supposed to start? Hopefully in time for 2014.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:25 PM (D8cpl)

294 Maybe Keith could convince Eddie Murphy to co-star with him in a sequel of Trading Places?

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2013 03:26 PM (WM+rJ)

295

funny you should mention quatrains and Nostradamus

I am currently watching the '98 tv series FIRST WAVE.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:26 PM (LPRBM)

296 According to the latest Nielsens, released Tuesday, Sunday night’s telecast of “The Bible,” produced by husband-and-wife team Mark Burnett and Roma Downey for basic cable’s History channel, managed to attract more viewers than anything on broadcast network NBC … during the entire week.


Filthy clingers. As if a two thousand year old book had anything more to say than my FUPA.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 15, 2013 03:27 PM (j3uk1)

297
Ace was named blogger of the year and Olberdouche can't make any more money. Hmmmm.....maybe its this thing called talent.

Posted by: Mallamutt. Rino President and Very White at March 15, 2013 03:27 PM (l1xIG)

298 Posted by: Icedog at March 15, 2013 03:25 PM (9ScGj)

Just make sure you get a taster lined up before you visit the White House!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 15, 2013 03:27 PM (Cnqmv)

299 He might start charging for his hobby. You know, blowing syphilitic hobos.

Posted by: Real Joe at March 15, 2013 03:28 PM (yXwXG)

300 Would you like an apple pie with that Happy Meal, SIR?!

Posted by: Olbermann at his next speaking assignment at March 15, 2013 03:28 PM (QTHTd)

301 >Megan Kelly spouting off liberal propaganda AGAIN <

Megan's letting the hair grow back on her slash. I was done with her a long time ago- especially after the election.

I suspect she is, or always has been a closet liberal- like that other "what's her name" that went to CNN.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 03:28 PM (GGCsk)

302 Keith - Don't call us we'll call you. Never.

Posted by: Cornell Ag, Tech,Cosmo & Food Service at March 15, 2013 03:28 PM (wIgpo)

303 I think Keith correctly blames sequestration.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 03:29 PM (j3uk1)

304 He might start charging for his hobby. You know, blowing syphilitic hobos.

I'm not nearly that hard up yet.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 15, 2013 03:29 PM (QTHTd)

305 ...and the Blog of the Tear comes to a grinding halt
Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (8dspl)


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Ace is probably competing for some sort of twitter award now. Once the nose sniffs success........

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:29 PM (D8cpl)

306 The meme: Congress and the president can do basically whatever they want. And if it’s unconstitutional, well, the Supreme Court will say so, and all will be well.
In other words .. they are lawless, unless they get caught.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 15, 2013 03:30 PM (e8kgV)

307 "Screw you, screw you, screw you, screw you and screw you...now why won't any of you assholes give me a job?"

Next up: Olbermann has "change of heart", becomes conservative and looks to get his own radio show based on stories of how he used to be a Leftist Jerk but mended his ways,

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:31 PM (H1IKD)

308 I heard that his offer toBET TVto do the news/sport in blackface didn't go over very well.

Posted by: Bufalobob at March 15, 2013 03:32 PM (x+7qA)

309 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 15, 2013 03:30 PM (e8kgV)


What could possibly go wrong with a de facto Emperor in power?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 15, 2013 03:32 PM (Cnqmv)

310 Next up: Olbermann has "change of heart", becomes conservative and looks to get his own radio show based on stories of how he used to be a Leftist Jerk but mended his ways,
Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:31 PM (H1IKD)


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Unfortunately, that sounds plausable.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:33 PM (D8cpl)

311 Next up: Olbermann has "change of heart", becomes conservative and looks to get his own radio show based on stories of how he used to be a Leftist Jerk but mended his ways,

I've always held the position that I wouldn't want that prick on my side.

If Limbaugh acted like that I would hate him too.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:33 PM (fsLdt)

312 One thing I've learned about journalism is that the sourcing for anonymous sources is often cooked up to be technically true but completely and deliberately misleading.

Someone in the know says that Olbermann is up for a movie part in the 'Life of Jerry Sandusky' in the shower scene as one of his victims. 'Cause Olbies gotta purty mouth and luvs water.

Posted by: Hollyweird Insider at March 15, 2013 03:33 PM (feFL6)

313 Life lesson: don't be such a dowshbag.

Posted by: Todd the sofa king at March 15, 2013 03:34 PM (bnAKg)

314
This actually dovetails quite nicely with Carolla's recent rant about Gavin Newsome and PuffHo. He explained that the podcast "pirate ship" allows him the freedom to say ANYTHING he wants, without fear of being fired or not having a contract renewed etc. It also means responsibility, and an enormous amount of hard work, in being a business owner.

While Carolla the admittedly barely-literate ex-construction worker capitalized on his earlier radio and TV work to produce a thriving business, I can't see Olbermann doing anything similar, preferring to be showered with money to do a 1 hour a day TV show. I don't blame Keefums for wanting to get big money for little work, but that's not reality for most folks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2013 03:35 PM (TIIx5)

315 Keith knew he was screwed when his agent tried to get him the bottom left corner on Hollywood Squares and was told "we'll get back to you"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 03:36 PM (mCvL4)

316 This thread is deader KO's career.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:36 PM (D8cpl)

317 @94, another reason I read the comments and note the commenter.

Posted by: Bufalobob at March 15, 2013 03:37 PM (x+7qA)

318 This thread is deader KO's career.

You can smell the bath salt residue.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 03:38 PM (j3uk1)

319 316 This thread is deader KO's career.

All the cool kids are in the Nap Room.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 03:39 PM (uSsxe)

320
Next up: Olbermann has "change of heart", becomes
conservative and looks to get his own radio show based on stories of how
he used to be a Leftist Jerk but mended his ways,

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:31 PM (H1IKD)





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Unfortunately, that sounds plausable.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:33 PM (D8cpl)








Worked for Rick Sanchez......who's now working for teh evil Fox News. Ironic, considering that he'd famously criticized hispanic Fox journalists for "selling out".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2013 03:40 PM (TIIx5)

321 316 -

There was this South Park bit where they showed Cartman playing tea party with a bunch of dolls and it was really pathetic and sad. That reminds me of both Olbie's plight and this dead thread.

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

322 Speaking of journo-whores who are out of work, has C*ntessa Brewer sent ace a congratulation yet?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 03:41 PM (0A7UT)

323 Please, conservatives, as with Juan Williams and Andrew Sullivan, don't fall for Keef's conservative epiphany.

Posted by: ejo at March 15, 2013 03:41 PM (GXvSO)

324

Just watched the Ryan speech.

nice

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:41 PM (XYSwB)

325 Keith's troubles began when he told Pamela Gellar she had a great rack.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 03:42 PM (j3uk1)

326 This thread is deader KO's career.

I'm considering doing some work.

I know, I know.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 03:42 PM (/kI1Q)

327 Ace wins Blog Award! Is he going to Disney World? No; he kicks Olberdouche when he's down. I'm so proud.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 15, 2013 03:42 PM (yn6XZ)

328 He would switch sides ....purely out of spite.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:43 PM (fsLdt)

329 Isn't it something....I have not given Olby one moments thought in months.......and still I couldn't care less about this turd. Reap/sow....he has yet to get all that is "owed" to him.

Posted by: kawfytawk at March 15, 2013 03:44 PM (qdzWt)

330 Unless mediations are not conducted under penalty of perjury.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2013 03:45 PM (dZ756)

331 <<Unfortunately, that sounds plausable.>>

Call it a reverse "Ed Schultz".

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:45 PM (H1IKD)

332 I hear Al Roker is looking for someone to clean his septic tank.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2013 03:45 PM (wAQA5)

333 330
Unless mediations are not conducted under penalty of perjury.


Posted by: SFGoth

Fixed

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2013 03:46 PM (dZ756)

334 Don't do anything rash, Ms. Radish needs a beer

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 03:46 PM (3ZtZW)

335 So,I guess ace is still celebrating?

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2013 03:46 PM (dBYCN)

336 ace must be taking calls from screenwriters who want to do the story of the ewok's life.....or he's passed out drunk.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 03:46 PM (X6akg)

337 Dammmit. Fix didn't work.

Mediations are not conducted under penalty of perjury.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2013 03:46 PM (dZ756)

338 OT....If I hear the words "charm offensive" one more FLIPPIN time....My head will explode

Posted by: kawfytawk at March 15, 2013 03:47 PM (qdzWt)

339 Charm does offend me.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 03:48 PM (j3uk1)

340 Wake me when he iscaught holding a "will demagogue for food" sign

Posted by: Mallamutt. Rino President and Very White at March 15, 2013 03:48 PM (l1xIG)

341

Who are all the women on the cpac panel atm?

Anyone know? I missed the intro.

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (XYSwB)

342 North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan

Posted by: Baldy at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (opS9C)

343 I like the sound of "Hannity and Olbermann." Maybe the experience would toughen Sean up.

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (XTy5s)

344 ace must be taking calls from screenwriters who want to do the story of the ewok's life.....or he's passed out drunk.

He's long-distance arguing with his mom about how he is NOT wasting his life.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (fsLdt)

345 A libation in honor of Ace and the cobs' major award:

Bloody Bum

1 part Val-U-Rite (vodka or gin)
2 parts V-8 or other vegetable juice
1 part hobo blood
Worcestershire, Tabasco, lemon juice, salt, pepper to taste

Posted by: Enby at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (b8Olj)

346 <<Worked for Rick Sanchez......who's now working for teh evil Fox News.
Ironic, considering that he'd famously criticized hispanic Fox
journalists for "selling out".>>

Are you @%$!!!%#! kidding me!?! Fox hired that prick?!?

I hadn't heard that.

Well...now I'm just pissed.

Between him, Geraldo, O-Reilly's insufferable gassbaggery, and Sean Monotony, I don't think I could stand watching Fox anymore if I still had TV.

Sanchez is a grade A douche.

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (H1IKD)

347 If you have to tell people that they're being charmed, they probably aren't.

*srednop*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 03:50 PM (/kI1Q)

348 HARTFORD, Conn. – The president of one of the nation's oldest gun manufacturers closed down his Connecticut factory Thursday morning and bused 400 of his workers to the state Capitol so they could personally urge lawmakers not to pass gun control legislation that they say could risk their livelihoods.

Dennis Veilleux, president of the Hartford-based Colt's Manufacturing Co., said even though he has spoken with legislators and Gov. Dannel P. Malloy's staff about his trepidations several times, he believes they don't truly understand the financial ramifications of the legislation being proposed in the wake of the deadly Dec. 14 massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown.

State officials have listened to the concerns he and other Connecticut gun company officials have voiced, "but I would say it's more pacifying us," Veilleux said. That's why he decided to rent 10 buses and bring over his first shift workers, plus some second- and third-shift ones, and some suppliers.

Posted by: Gun-o-thon at March 15, 2013 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

349
North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan
.
It's the one thing they can hit that won't hit back. Apart from Cali, that is.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 15, 2013 03:50 PM (yn6XZ)

350 North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan

That'll teach the Sea of Japan.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 03:50 PM (j3uk1)

351 I'm considering doing some work.I know, I know.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 03:42 PM (/kI1Q)


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I've already made two trips to the roof seal a leak. If this keeps up, the shit will be dried and cured before we get a new thread.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:50 PM (D8cpl)

352 when you are an POMPOUS ASSHOLE everywhere you have been & your former employers all HATE YOU what would you expect?

Posted by: Evilpens at March 15, 2013 03:51 PM (tHYvV)

353 <<I like the sound of "Hannity and Olbermann." Maybe the experience would toughen Sean up.>>

Maybe, but then we'd get twice as much of Sean's fake laugh and I'd rather listen to a cat scratch a chalkboard.

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:51 PM (H1IKD)

354
"He would switch sides ....purely out of spite."

Not exactly spite. Big money politics and the media (BIRM) are not terribly different from pro wrasslin' in that swapping sides can be most profitable. Hero to Bad Guy and back to Hero. Gotta keep the ratings up and the ad money flowing, you know.

Meanwhile, out here in the real world, we pay the price and eat shit.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 03:51 PM (4I3Uo)

355
Kickass video...from the American Conservative Union:

http://youtu.be/ieqwmMZQ_v0

I found it very uplifting.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 03:53 PM (uSsxe)

356 ace must be taking calls from screenwriters who want to do the story of the ewok's life.....or he's passed out drunk.


I think they already made that movie, it's called American Splendor.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 15, 2013 03:53 PM (l86i3)

357 North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan

Not to worry, prole...

Defence Secretary Chuck Hagel is expected to reveal tonight the deployment of 14 ground based missile interceptors on the US West Coast.

The move will also involve the re-opening of a missile field in Alaska, and some based in California.

It would take two years for all of the systems to come online.

Posted by: Gotch Yur Back, Jack at March 15, 2013 03:53 PM (feFL6)

358 Maybe, but then we'd get twice as much of Sean's fake laugh and I'd rather listen to a cat scratch a chalkboard.
Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:51 PM (H1IKD)


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You're a great American, just the same.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 03:53 PM (D8cpl)

359 245 - To truly be a Hobo style drink, it should feature about 10 ketchup packets and water to fill rather than V-8

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 03:53 PM (3ZtZW)

360 <<when you are an POMPOUS ASSHOLE everywhere you have been your former employers all HATE YOU what would you expect?>>

A job. Remember, he's a Leftist Pompous Asshole so there's that automatic sense of entitlement.

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:54 PM (H1IKD)

361 North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan

***

So the Rodman reach around diplomacy has not worked?!!!

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 03:55 PM (Hx5uv)

362 359
There's a difference between eatin' and gettin' et.

Posted by: Enby at March 15, 2013 03:55 PM (b8Olj)

363
Maybe, but then we'd get twice as much of Sean's fake laugh and I'd rather listen to a cat scratch a chalkboard.


That's just---beyond the pale.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 15, 2013 03:55 PM (+bZOu)

364 Meanwhile, out here in the real world, we pay the price and eat shit.

So true. Mary Matalin/ Jim Carville tells we what a fucking sham it all is.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 03:55 PM (fsLdt)

365 I like the sound of "Hannity and Olbermann.

***

Well, Kieth is less ugly than Colmes. On the outside, anyway.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 03:56 PM (Hx5uv)

366 And it is too bad AOSWHQ won't offer Queefe a job after a solid performance during his internship. He was the best Regular Joe, the best Greg I've even seen. I'm going to miss his fartish trolling.

Posted by: minxxy at March 15, 2013 03:57 PM (qxcKC)

367 North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan

Where were they actually aiming them?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 03:58 PM (B/VB5)

368

The blonde woman with cowboy boots is virtually quoting ace's posts on culture v politics.

cpac live

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 03:59 PM (XYSwB)

369 Es verschlägt mir die Sprache.

http://is.gd/95gF8l

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 04:00 PM (/kI1Q)

370
wow, talk about resting on your laurels..

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 04:01 PM (CXoSL)

371 #KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal

Rolled out of bed at 1:00. Scratched ass for half hour then screamed at Maria, the maid, about soggy bacon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 15, 2013 04:01 PM (piMMO)

372 Where were they actually aiming them?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 03:58 PM (B/VB5)


---------------------------------------------


Geez, man. These are Norks. They aiming at the Sea of Japan.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 04:01 PM (D8cpl)

373 "1 part Val-U-Rite (vodka or gin)
2 parts V-8 or other vegetable juice"

I think your ratios are a little off.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 15, 2013 04:02 PM (7Nq2G)

374 Can we have a new thread?

I'd even settle for a post-bong post from CAC.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 15, 2013 04:02 PM (SY2Kh)

375 So the Rodman reach around diplomacy has not worked?!!!




Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 03:55 PM (Hx5uv)

Send in Lenny Dykstra!

Posted by: The White House at March 15, 2013 04:02 PM (NzBQO)

376 Great story about our past heroes. Sure different than our current commie leaderhip. Marines on Makin Island. It's seven minutes long and if you aren't crying by thesix minute mark I will refund your payment. http://tiny.cc/44yztw

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 15, 2013 04:02 PM (YYyqq)

377 367 Who knows?CincPac says the biggest threat the Navy faces is global warming anyway.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2013 04:03 PM (dBYCN)

378 #KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal

There must be SOMEBODY out there who wants me! Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 15, 2013 04:03 PM (piMMO)

379 North Korea fired some missiles into Sea of Japan

They're trying to awaken Godzilla!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2013 04:03 PM (4WhSY)

380 <<You're a great American, just the same.>>

Seriously, when Hannity forces that chuckle of his, it sounds like George McFly's laugh at about three times the speed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e18eE33juE8

And here's Sean (if it doesn't jump to the correct time, skip to 2:30 mark and you'll see what I mean)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpagev=ycsMkigf9W4#t=153s

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 04:04 PM (H1IKD)

381 Where were they actually aiming them?

That's a good question. With only about a 7kt yield and without advanced telemetry and guidance systems we're basically talking a 'crop circle' of damage in some farmers field.

Posted by: Gotch Yur Back, Jack at March 15, 2013 04:04 PM (feFL6)

382 A new quote from an HQ favorite:

“I also have a little egg on my face, because I think I assured you that there was no chance sequestration would kick in – and you know, I’ve got egg on my face, really, it’s more like manure on my face, I feel. And so bam, it is what it is.” - Hank Johnson (D - Guam)

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 04:05 PM (B/VB5)

383 Is that a promise, Keith?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 15, 2013 04:07 PM (hLRSq)

384 You know, if you have a habit of suing your former employer, the next guy *may* not feel like hiring you. It would be great if Bcochrane could find the Keefum tweet bragging about his money. Maybe twitchy can dig it up somehow.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 15, 2013 04:07 PM (UU0OF)

385 Hannity's McFly laugh (skip to 2:30) I had to stop listening to his show because it was driving me insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycsMkigf9W4

Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 04:08 PM (H1IKD)

386 Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (3ZtZW)

We didn't oust him, he sat himself down in the trebuchet and pulled the release.

It was fun to watch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 15, 2013 04:09 PM (hLRSq)

387 Watching "Training Day". Not a very uplifting movie.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 04:13 PM (D8cpl)

388 Not exactly spite. Big money politics and the media
(BIRM) are not terribly different from pro wrasslin' in that swapping
sides can be most profitable. Hero to Bad Guy and back to Hero. Gotta
keep the ratings up and the ad money flowing, you know.

Meanwhile, out here in the real world, we pay the price and eat shit.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 03:51 PM (4I3Uo)


Speaking of professional wrestling, McMahon could always hire Keef like he did Pete Rose to come to Wrestlemania and get the shit beat out of him by somebody, preferably the Undertaker.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 04:13 PM (0A7UT)

389 Watching "Training Day". Not a very uplifting movie.
Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 04:13 PM (D8cpl)

It has one on the best of list ofthe on the edge, what would you do scenes.



Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2013 04:25 PM (m2CN7)

390 Is it too late for CPAC to fly him in to dance for the quarters people throw at him?

Maybe Olberman could come up with an act where he crows like a rooster - you know like Professor Rath in "The Blue Angel"?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 15, 2013 04:42 PM (31Nrp)

391 Wah, wah, wah. He and his fellow leftie loonies can stand in unemployment lines with their fellow Americans for whom their messiah has done nothing and continues to make even "nothing" worse.

Posted by: AmericanMom at March 15, 2013 04:44 PM (nu16a)

392 Keith, looking for a dart board target. $3.50/hr.

Posted by: Chicago Voter at March 15, 2013 04:45 PM (qZb8X)

393 Fuck him...and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 15, 2013 04:47 PM (mNCbk)

394 Don't know how he doesn't despise rachel madcow

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 15, 2013 04:56 PM (/b8+5)

395 ooooo just saw you won blog of the year, congratulations, good job!

There have been a lot of times this year where you've had to say some tough stuff that was contrary to all the blogsphere and the MSM. Stuff the horde didn't really want to hear or acknowledge, but, you said it anyway. Andrew Breitbart had good taste, so too the folks at CPAC.

Guess the republican party should take a lesson.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 15, 2013 05:01 PM (/b8+5)

396
Are you @%$!!!%#! kidding me!?! Fox hired that prick?!?

I hadn't heard that.

Well...now I'm just pissed.

Between
him, Geraldo, O-Reilly's insufferable gassbaggery, and Sean Monotony, I
don't think I could stand watching Fox anymore if I still had TV.

Sanchez is a grade A douche.


Posted by: SGT. York at March 15, 2013 03:49 PM (H1IKD)






Yep. Hired on at Fox Latino, and he's nosing his way into the main news office as a "Fox News Contributor", at least according to Wiki.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2013 05:24 PM (TIIx5)

397 Does anyone else see the potential hilarity in having a camera crew follow Olbermann around as he applies and interviews for a variety of different jobs?

Posted by: I Aim to Misbehave at March 15, 2013 06:13 PM (ur55E)

398 321 316 -

There was this South Park bit where they showed Cartman playing tea party with a bunch of dolls and it was really pathetic and sad. That reminds me of both Olbie's plight and this dead thread.
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at March 15, 2013 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)


And Queef is "Polly Prissypants"

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2013 06:25 PM (7xPCu)

399 Good. Fuck you, doucher.


Posted by: GOOD! at March 15, 2013 06:48 PM (hmPoJ)

400 Keith is actually telling the truth for the first time in his life. Even MacDonalds wouldn't hire a raving lunatic with speckles of flug in the corners of his mouth.
You've got to have people skills for that!
MSM? Not so much obviously.

Posted by: Christmasghost at March 15, 2013 07:06 PM (IqMNQ)

401 I disagree with some of the posters here, as I think Mr. Olbermann can look forward to a long and rewarding career in either the Food Service or Sanitation industries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2013 07:23 PM (hTDbY)

402 Tough, Olberdouche. Karma's your Mom.

Posted by: The Universe at March 15, 2013 08:08 PM (CYfDm)

403
Geez Louise Little Keefums. You burn all your bridges displaying your talents as "Asshole of the Month"--or more likely "Asshole of The Century", and now nobody will hire you. What a frickin' shock!

Couldn't have happened to a bigger schmuck.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 15, 2013 11:30 PM (oe1aw)

404 This was a negotiated settlement -- not a trial verdict. The trial was avoided when Current agreed to the settlement offer.

Now Current turns its attention to the other guy who's suing them, claiming Gore Co. ripped him off in the sale of Current to al Jazeera. What'll you bet they settle that one out of court, too?

Posted by: John at March 16, 2013 04:55 AM (6HQ8g)

405 Really, Keith? Why don't you get a job as a tech writer? Waiter? Barrista? Janitor?

Your employment problems are your own fault, but you should have known that working for people who have no idea of greater good than what serves the state will always lead to evil. You did your best to further their cause, but as soon as they suspected that you were more of a detriment than not, they destroyed you.

Here's an idea: open a small business. Then you can deal with all the regulations and other crap that the left is so good at handing out, and really see what you have done to this country.

Posted by: IdahoGunnar at March 16, 2013 10:20 AM (xfsiz)

406
Why does he not contact his friend Bill Gates? I understand Gates and Ayers have a big scam on where they federalize the public schools of the nation and pull in big bucks. It's call core curriculum.

Posted by: burt at March 16, 2013 11:18 AM (/QJXp)

407
Hey, Keefums, I think Mickey D's is hiring. If you show up on time, do your work adequately, and do what your supervisor asks in a reasonable fashion, you may get promoted even.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 16, 2013 02:02 PM (1hM1d)

408 I think FOX should hire him. I think Sean Hannity should take pity on Obli, and offer him a spot as a replacement for Colmes. I would watch Hannity and olbi yell at each other every night. It would be highly entertaining, and it would be the stuff of which good drama is made. I feel bad for Olbi. I do.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 17, 2013 11:01 PM (2/oBD)






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