Text Of The 'Blog Of The Year' Acceptance Speech

Gabriel Malor accepted the award on Ace's behalf.

Ace prepared a speech for Gabriel to read at the ceremony. It is short, but very moving. Really shows the depth of Ace's character and his gratitude for the recognition.

Gabe read this to a room of CPAC attendees:

Gabriel Malor is an asshole. He jumped ship to the New York Daily News without ever acknowledging that I am his intellectual and philosophical father, and that I made him, as a baker would make a loaf of Ungrateful Bread.

I have chosen him to accept this award on my behalf out of spite.

Thank you, John, and anyone else for this award. I appreciate it. It is a validation that I, and not the human ventriloquist doll reading this statement, am a true force in the online media.

Thank you again, and please makes sure that that your thunderous applause is directed solely towards me and not this sad puppet that stands before you in all his shame.

Wow. Very emotional. Very, very tough. It cannot have been easy for Gabriel to get through that without blubbering his lines.

Related: Ace is kind of a funny jackass.

Posted by: LauraW. at 12:54 PM



Comments

1 That's awesome!

Posted by: Emdoc at March 15, 2013 12:55 PM (DhR/C)

2 And first, apparently...

Posted by: Emdoc at March 15, 2013 12:56 PM (DhR/C)

3 The ewok can bring teh funneh when he feels like it!

Congrats Ace!

Posted by: Midaz at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (EFCzh)

4 Video or it didn't happen.

Posted by: David at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (iqtXM)

5 LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (dBYCN)

6 I can't tell if this is a parody or not...

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (P7nGQ)

7 Hah!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (ZshNr)

8
Funniest but dorkiest acceptance speech evah!

Posted by: Bob Beckel at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (ndqJC)

9 Please let there video.

Posted by: David at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (iqtXM)

10 Phenomenal.

* citizen‑kane‑clapping.jpg *

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (UypUQ)

11 This is magnificent.

So....when is Ace moving to Hot Air?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (3Mkrp)

12
Was that what it really was or is it a joke? I laughed out loud, that's hilarious.

Posted by: Heralder at March 15, 2013 12:57 PM (+xmn4)

13 So will the six posts on this award today be considered "double posts" or not?

Posted by: Methos, pot-stirrer at March 15, 2013 12:58 PM (hO9ad)

14
America, this is the face of the Republican party.

Posted by: Nancy "Sweet Cheeks" Pelosi at March 15, 2013 12:58 PM (ndqJC)

15 Attention kidnappers: From now on let Ace produce your hostage videos.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 15, 2013 12:58 PM (pAlYe)

16 Oh I hope there's video of this.

Posted by: Iblis at March 15, 2013 12:59 PM (9221z)

17 Please tell me there is video of this.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 15, 2013 12:59 PM (726xi)

18
This speech is as flat as an IHOP Triple Threat.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 15, 2013 12:59 PM (ndqJC)

19 Snarky little fucker isn't he.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 01:00 PM (jvd3N)

20 It ain't got a think if it ain't got that bling. do wah do wah

Posted by: toby928© sips the sweet tea of despair at March 15, 2013 01:00 PM (QupBk)

21 Gabe says he actually had to read this, and people laughed at him.

It's a great prank, making the guy stand there and insult himself in front of all these other people. So, so funny.

Posted by: lauraw at March 15, 2013 01:00 PM (dwEPG)

22 He didn't call Gabe a meatball?!


Disappointing.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 01:00 PM (X6akg)

23 America, this is the face of the Republican party.

Ha! If only.

Posted by: Decaf at March 15, 2013 01:00 PM (aqwxP)

24 **sniff** **sniff**

right from the heart, I tell ya...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2013 01:01 PM (f9c2L)

25 I hope he told Gabe not to read the speech until he got to the podium.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2013 01:01 PM (UCv7P)

26 pics or GTFO.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2013 01:02 PM (8MasJ)

27 Greatest acceptance speech ever!

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at March 15, 2013 01:02 PM (1hekh)

28 Congrats to the entire moron horde!

This really is the best conservative blog in the webosphere!

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2013 01:02 PM (ppNDn)

29 Gabe says he actually had to read this, and people laughed at him.

It's a great prank, making the guy stand there and insult himself in front of all these other people. So, so funny.Posted by: lauraw at March 15, 2013 01:00 PM (dwEPG)
Uhh...What does it say about Gabe that he went along with it?Either he has a great sense of humor about himself or he's a masochist.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 15, 2013 01:02 PM (GaqMa)

30 Humble..to say the least.

Posted by: Paladin at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (DPvCq)

31 if this were the face of the Republican Party we wouldn't be having any trouble with the "youth" vote and John Stewart would be making fun of Diane Feinstein or out of a job

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (Dnbau)

32 Rather a short speech. I expected something along the lines of a movie review length.

Posted by: Decaf at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (aqwxP)

33 Not grumpy enough.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (j3uk1)

34 lol, quite funny

Posted by: chemjeff at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (BBWjt)

35 I would've taken a moment to thank Meggy Macs jugs.



Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (jvd3N)

36 Either he has a great sense of humor about himself or he's a masochist.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 15, 2013 01:02 PM (GaqMa)


Why, can't he be both?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (9Bj8R)

37 Did he need a teleprompter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (XkWWK)

38 So very very glad I'm the only one in the office so I don't have to explain why I'm laughing so loudly.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (VtjlW)

39 Is this real?

I'm literally almost crying reading it. There are specs of drool on my monitor.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 15, 2013 01:03 PM (q177U)

40
What the fuck is that? Did I just accidentally hit the Hot Air button on my computer? Another example of how soft Ace has become.

Typical fucking RINO.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (UASjW)

41 Excuse me....it's a little dusty in here right now.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (4I3Uo)

42


I hope Gabe gave the speech to an empty chair.

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (XYSwB)

43 Wow, it's a Bummer Breitbart isn't still alive. I think he actually would have enjoyed reading this post instead of skipping straight to the comments!

Posted by: runningrn at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (Ag5D2)

44 Give an ewok a hobo pelt, and he'll double post before noon; teach an ewok to skin hobos, and he'll get a swollen head and not post before 2:00pm.

Good work, fuzzball.

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (UzPAd)

45

Ungrateful Bread. One of my favorite bands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (G6qpY)

46

Is it me or does Ace's note have a certain Japanese-shaming quality to it?

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:05 PM (uff2W)

47 What does it say about Gabe that he went along with it?Either he has a great sense of humor about himself or he's a masochist.

He could be both. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Decaf at March 15, 2013 01:05 PM (aqwxP)

48 It means nothing if Gabe was wearing pants.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 15, 2013 01:06 PM (+z4pE)

49
"this sad puppet that stands before you in all his shame"

Love that.

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:07 PM (Dnbau)

50 You didn't build that yourself.

(Oh, come on you guys. We were all thinking it)

Seriously Ace, great job!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2013 01:07 PM (GFM2b)

51 good job laura!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:07 PM (5mM4B)

52

Abe wins an all-expense paid trip to Aruba!

And at no added expense to him, a night of pleasure and weird sex with Patty Murray.

That is a helluva prize package Don Pardo!


Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Peers Morgon at March 15, 2013 01:07 PM (HQml1)

53 Moron Horde teeming
FuzzyEwok leadership
no meaning

~yeah I know it doesn't fit formal structure

Posted by: USMC8541 at March 15, 2013 01:07 PM (xGZ+b)

54 i tweeted the lauraww because that's who gabe linked to.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (5mM4B)

55 Gabriel, I am your father

Now go get me a beer!

Posted by: Ace Vader at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (mCvL4)

56 Uhh...What does it say about Gabe that he went along with it?Either he has a great sense of humor about himself or he's a masochist.

Isuspect that he has a pretty good sense of humor, and doesn't tend to take things personally. He has his good points, I have to admit.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (P7nGQ)

57 At last, Ace speaks the truth about this Fifth Column threat who passes himself off as Gabriel Malor.

Posted by: TooCon at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (f+yEj)

58 Right back atcha, phoenixgirl! Commenters have done a whole lot more than me, here.

Posted by: lauraw at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (dwEPG)

59 Was Gabe wearing one of them signs the bad dogs do on FB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (9Bj8R)

60 #AoSHQBlogAward hashtag set up

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:08 PM (mCvL4)

61 Is it me or does Ace's note have a certain Japanese-shaming quality to it?





Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:05 PM (uff2W)

**Only thing missing would have been Gabe committing Harakiri.
I keed...I keed.

I like Gabe...most of the time.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 01:09 PM (jvd3N)

62 Words aptly spoken are like golden apples in a silver setting.

Congrats to Ace, the cob-loggers & the Horde.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 15, 2013 01:09 PM (8/DeP)

63 He should've found a way to quote EoJ's "dick-flavored Pez dispenser" riff, but it's great otherwise.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 01:09 PM (B/VB5)

64
I'm honored to be a member of the Horde.

Serious, you guys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 15, 2013 01:09 PM (+z4pE)

65
There are specs of drool on my monitor.
---
Since when do we need specs to make drool?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 15, 2013 01:09 PM (SO2Q8)

66 That was as funny as Lara Dunham's cunt.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 15, 2013 01:09 PM (tVTLU)

67 Probably read without pants

Posted by: Mudshark at March 15, 2013 01:10 PM (G3COT)

68 The LAW the law the law the law
of THE SEA the sea the sea the sea

Posted by: comatus at March 15, 2013 01:10 PM (qaVK+)

69 i like gabe too....but i'm not going to support ghey marriage.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:10 PM (5mM4B)

70 It's like Gabe lost an episode of Impractical Jokers.

Like the one where they made the guy teach Sex Ed to his parents.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 15, 2013 01:10 PM (VjL9S)

71 Pretty good, but could have maybe used some LC Frank Slade influence to close with. Like, "and John, Leslie, Chris, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!"

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 01:10 PM (+lsX1)

72 What, no "Now go get yer shine box!"?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 15, 2013 01:11 PM (SO2Q8)

73 man...that read like a scold

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:11 PM (5mM4B)

74 Only thing missing would have been Gabe committing Harakiri.

Leave me out of it.

Posted by: Hairy Carrie at March 15, 2013 01:11 PM (9XVgh)

75 Yeah, Gabe is a pretty good sport. We were jabbing him in the side pretty good in the morning thread and he kept pretty silent.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 15, 2013 01:11 PM (feFL6)

76 Re: the award ... Not bad, Ace and cob's. Not that this will get any of you laid.

Re: the speech ... Awesome, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 15, 2013 01:11 PM (GRvW4)

77 OK, I'm still laughing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 15, 2013 01:12 PM (6zgse)

78 Ace should have sent Chris "Rara Avis" Buckley to accept the award.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 01:12 PM (4I3Uo)

79 Gabe's a good egg. Wrong a lot, but still good folk.

Hat tips and grats all around!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 15, 2013 01:13 PM (fMiHM)

80
So Ace turned Gabe into Karl from 'An Idiot Abroad'?

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 01:13 PM (bU8sH)

81 So where is Ace? Taken off to Long Island with an intern for a dirty weekend while everyone else is distracted with the award?

Posted by: Decaf at March 15, 2013 01:13 PM (aqwxP)

82 We have interns?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 01:13 PM (/kI1Q)

83 So, I guess I can't post any more when I'm drunk out of my mind. Well damn.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (P7hip)

84 You know, I think most speeches would benefit from the phrase, "*insert name here* is an asshole."

Tell Ted Cruz and Allen West to get on that, STAT!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (zF6Iw)

85 Ace has run off with Lena Dunham?

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (Dnbau)

86 So, I guess I can't post any more when I'm drunk out of my mind. Well damn.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (P7hip)



Now that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (VtjlW)

87 We have interns? Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 01:13 PM (/kI1Q)

That's no intern!

That's a goat!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (sbV1u)

88 Ace knows Rubio is at CPAC, so he's at Rubio's house where the garbage is unguarded.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (B/VB5)

89 garrett great hash bu8sh

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (5mM4B)

90 Congrats Ace, this is truely the best blog around!

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (O/fK8)

91 85Ace has run off with Lena Dunham?Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (Dnbau)And here I am, thinking he's run off with Marco Rubio's garbage.

Posted by: Armando at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (5iuEW)

92 I saw Ungrateful Bread open for Nickelback in 2004.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (j3uk1)

93 25
I hope he told Gabe not to read the speech until he got to the podium.

------------

Ideally, Gabe would have printed it out and sealed it in an envelope which he would dramatically open at the podium.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (1c58W)

94
Ace shoulda just said three words to CPAC:

"Is this something?"

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (0w+w3)

95 Holy shit that was awesome.


Props to Gabe for reading it. I luffs this stupid fucking place.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (fsLdt)

96 Ha! That's awesome.

Good on Gabe for playing along.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (SY2Kh)

97 Hello? Giant Pudding Wholesalers? Yes, we'd like to order about a thousand gallons of pudding. What? No, not four thousand liters, a thousand gallons. Oh, and don't put it in barrels.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (Hx5uv)

98 We have interns?


We have dirty weekends?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (GFM2b)

99 Hat tip to all involved. Ace, you're the best.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (ndlFj)

100 Man, I hope that was for real. I'm in tears.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at March 15, 2013 01:15 PM (SCcgT)

101 *Sniff*

Posted by: Farmer Joe at March 15, 2013 01:16 PM (CyP2Z)

102 Very touching. But Anne Hathaway would have shown a little boob, too.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 15, 2013 01:16 PM (9uOra)

103 I thought it was neat how he got Brian Dennehy to play Gabe reading the acceptance speech.

Posted by: Methos at March 15, 2013 01:16 PM (hO9ad)

104 Gabe isn't that bad. I mean, not really.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (8ZskC)

105 the best part of the speech was the part about the volcano, and its symbolism

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (Dnbau)

106
Well Kudos to Ace,
and by extension the rest of the horde.
And Kudos to Gabe for going along with the joke!

Posted by: tsrblke at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (GaqMa)

107 So where is Ace?

I imagine, with the money that he makes from this endeavor and his new-found love of the French language, that he's trying to smuggle himself on-board the cargo hold of an Air France jet bound for Gay Paris.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (feFL6)

108 Why wasn't it in French?

Posted by: AD at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (CoaDl)

109
Very touching. But Anne Hathaway would have shown a little boob, too.

Who says Gabe didn't show a little tip?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (UASjW)

110 Thank you again, and please makes sure that that your thunderous applause is directed solely towards me and not this sad puppet that stands before you in all his shame.

If only there were a way to have added, "But first you will blow me!" into that, it would have been the greatest CPAC speech ever.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

111
I thought it was neat how he got Brian Dennehy to play Gabe reading the acceptance speech.


How could he? Dennehy was playing the part of the podium.

Posted by: Armando at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (5iuEW)

112 83
So, I guess I can't post any more when I'm drunk out of my mind. Well damn.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (P7hip)
Pshaw...it just means more people will read my drunkin ramblings and more people will ignore my sober and drunkin ramblings.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (jvd3N)

113 i can hardly wait for the ewok's review

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (5mM4B)

114 As a member of the AoS Hash Appreciation Society, I applaude myself and my new hash.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (4zRpS)

115 Thank you again, and please makes sure that that your thunderous applause is directed solely towards me and not this sad puppet that stands before you in all his shame.


http://images.sfae.com/product_images/preview/2916.jpg

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (j3uk1)

116 Ace has a good gig going. He's unserious enough that when he let's slip his true feelings, such as here, he has plausible deniability.

Posted by: wte9 at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (ZL7LA)

117 huh....it already changed garrett...oh well

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:18 PM (5mM4B)

118 LOL, just got back.


Awesome.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (53z96)

119 Congrats, Ace. Well, well deserved.

As for Gabe's reading, video or it didn't happen. Do we have to hire a lefty bartender a la the Romney fundraiser to make a samizdat video on his smartphone?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (gqT4g)

120 Consolation prize to the contenders is an All You Can Eat Blue Waffle coupon.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (fWAjv)

121 So you won an internet award. Big fucking deal. That and a hundred dollar bill will get you laid. Except in the Dominican Republic. There it's only a buck and and a half.

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (Hx5uv)

122 Sure, sure, an award. But do the guys get shirts?

Where's Joe?

Posted by: Paul Anka at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (j3uk1)

123 So Gabe has had Ace's hand up his ass the entire time?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (8ZskC)

124 sometimes bu8sh is forever, sometimes, not

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:19 PM (Dnbau)

125 So Gabe has had Ace's hand up his ass the entire time?

NTTAWT.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:20 PM (j3uk1)

126 vic, congratulations! you have earned the award with your morning links....which is quite the process

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:20 PM (5mM4B)

127 ..and now, in memorium, I'd like to say goodbye to that most awesome of hashes (bu8sh). A great hash, gone before its time.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 01:20 PM (4zRpS)

128 We've allowed this blog to operate with relative impunity. For now. Isn't that enough for you right wingers?

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 15, 2013 01:20 PM (vbh31)

129 Again ace... YOU'RE WELCOME

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 15, 2013 01:20 PM (yAor6)

130 So Gabe has had Ace's hand up his ass the entire time?

I'm thinking of the Incredible Dr. Pol.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:20 PM (j3uk1)

131 Serious, you guys, that is a funny speech. And all props to Gabe for reading it.

Now that's how you slice like a f'n hammer!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (zF6Iw)

132 well you can't bu8sh all day long

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (Dnbau)

133 Clever acceptance speech, but not nearly as clever as the new pope's, when he told the College of Cardinals, "Lighten up --- I'm Francis!"

Posted by: Felix Arabia, MD, Chancre Mechanic to the Stars at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (8wGQb)

134 the best part of the speech was the part about the volcano, and its symbolism
Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:17 PM (Dnbau)



When the Israeli tank got unstuck and then drove into it? I cried.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (VtjlW)

135 92 -

I especially like their hit single "Baby Ima Want You to Pawn Your Engagement Ring For Bail Money."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (BeSEI)

136 BC ip 2 over Miami in a 2 possession game against Miami in the second half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (ZshNr)

137
Wow...was this the first time that the word "asshole" was spoken on stage at CPAC?

Congrats to Ace and all the Cobs!

This is so cool.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (2xMNt)

138 Mangled post, but nobody cares about hoops anyway.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 01:22 PM (ZshNr)

139 so where do we sign up for the traveling trophy display?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:22 PM (5mM4B)

140 “I was the one that found Supervisor Milk’s body, and I was the one to put a finger in a bullet hole, trying to get a pulse,”

Oh brother

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 01:22 PM (fWAjv)

141 the best part of the speech was the part about the volcano, and its symbolism
---
When the Israeli tank got unstuck and then drove into it? I cried.


I need an 10,000 word review of the speech. Serious you guys.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:22 PM (j3uk1)

142 Wow...was this the first time that the word "asshole" was spoken on stage at CPAC?

McCain spoke at CPAC once so "asshole" was spoken in the gallery a lot.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

143


Ace, the Mr. Plinkett of the blogosphere.

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 01:23 PM (XYSwB)

144 My God, he sockpuppeted Gabe

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 15, 2013 01:23 PM (GHhDX)

145 Was Gabe wearing corduroys when he gave the speech? And wearing a long barrel .357?

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2013 01:23 PM (53z96)

146 Ace, the Mr. Plinkett of the blogosphere.

Trust me, you don't want to inspect Ace's crawlspace.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:23 PM (j3uk1)

147 I hope the "Blog o' Year" logo is snazzier than the one Ace got in 2007. We need something flaming and apocalyptic yet oddly serene as well.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 01:24 PM (jvd3N)

148 Congratulations on the award. This seems appropriate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgBeTu6TZi4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Posted by: C. at March 15, 2013 01:24 PM (VYCzo)

149 I'm a little offended that Ace didn't mention me in his acceptance speech.

Posted by: lace wigs at March 15, 2013 01:24 PM (5iuEW)

150 :::" I made him, as a baker would make a loaf of Ungrateful Bread."::::

That is so full of win that my boner got an erection.

Congratulations, Ace - not that you're fucking awake yet to read it. So, congratulations, Drew, rdbrewer, Purp, lauraw, Maet, CAC, dri, et al.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 15, 2013 01:24 PM (zH7ZZ)

151 I'm sure the MSNBC and CNN prime time lineups will see this award as further proof of the unspeakablefoulness of conservatism and comment to their dozens of viewers accordingly.

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 01:24 PM (4I3Uo)

152 “I was the one that found Supervisor Milk’s body, and I was the one to put a finger in a bullet hole, trying to get a pulse,”
Oh brother
Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 01:22 PM (fWAjv)


You're kidding. Tell me you're kidding. The brain-dead bitch did not say that, did she?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (zF6Iw)

153 we have nowhere left to go but down.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (5mM4B)

154 Funny as hell. Good job, Ace,Cobs, Vic, Guest Cobs, and the commentatorswho make me laugh every single day. Top.Men.You Guys.

Posted by: Gem at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (zw+pb)

155 I think I'm misting up a little. Nope, haven't dusted in a few weeks.

Posted by: huerfano at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (bAGA/)

156 Get your fucking finger out of my bullet hole, bitch.

Posted by: Harvey Milk at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (8ZskC)

157 We need something flaming and apocalyptic yet oddly serene as well.

My nomination:

http://is.gd/dIQS4n

But that's just my particular taste.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (j3uk1)

158 Was Gabe wearing corduroys when he gave the speech? And wearing a long barrel .357?

He was wearing both a longbow and a crossbow.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (B/VB5)

159 BC ip 2 over Miami in a 2 possession game against Miami in the second half.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 01:21 PM (ZshNr)



Are you fucking kidding me? Arrrrgggghhhhh. The reason that I have the office to myself this afternoon is that The Boss throws a big ACC tourney party but I am here because someone had to drop off money owed to a client by 5:00 p.m. today and the client just let me know he's dropping it off right to her so I could go back if I wanted but I'm trying to get stuff done because hey it was a blow out when I left the party mid first half and I'm off on Monday and Tuesday.


Arrrrrgggghhhh. *stompys all over everything*

Oh. Hey. watchespn *scurries*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (VtjlW)

160 why would you put your finger in a bullet hole to get a pulse? WTF? Did she apply leeches to his body as well?

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (Dnbau)

161 we have nowhere left to go but down.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (5mM4B)
****Boing**


Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (jvd3N)

162 i have never heard that story.....finkstink plugging milk's hole....i will have to ask people who know if that is true.....i don't think it is......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (5mM4B)

163 This blog would be much better if it featured more ghey content.

Posted by: Mr. Boo Boo at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (vbh31)

164
I was the one to put a finger in a bullet hole, trying to get a pulse,”

Uh, that's not how you check for a pulse, Diane.
...and that's not a bullet hole.

Posted by: Zombie Milk at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (4zRpS)

165 158 Was Gabe wearing corduroys when he gave the speech? And wearing a long barrel .357?

He was wearing both a longbow and a crossbow.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (B/VB5)

Worse than a RINO.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (FsUAO)

166 So Ace is wandering around his penthouse among the jars of pee with his long-nailed feet in kleenex boxes?

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (MMC8r)

167 Seriously O/T:

Panda Pr0n.
Rule 34 really does exist.

http://tinyurl.com/bymqwwb

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (GFM2b)

168 Charles Krauthammer just tweeted that Malor and Ace went too far here.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (j3uk1)

169 I rode Harvey Milk's bullet hole all the way to the U.S. Senate, bitchez.

Posted by: Diane Frankenstein at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (8ZskC)

170
{ *sniff* }

That's beautiful, man!

{ *loudly blows nose* }

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (Jcd0S)

171 Well played Ace. Well played.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (0q2P7)

172 Uh, that's not how you check for a pulse, Diane.
...and that's not a bullet hole.
Posted by: Zombie Milk at March 15, 2013 01:26 PM (4zRpS)

Oh God... laughing too hard

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (FsUAO)

173 why would you put your finger in a bullet hole to get a pulse? WTF? Did she apply leeches to his body as well?


Sounds therapeutic to me.

Posted by: Theodoric, Medieval Barber at March 15, 2013 01:28 PM (j3uk1)

174 It turns out that it wasn't a "bullet hole" - everybody totally cracks up every time she tells that story.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 01:28 PM (+lsX1)

175 AoSHQ - An Smart Gay Marriage Blog.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 15, 2013 01:28 PM (zH7ZZ)

176 In my head, I hear the speech in Jon Benjamin's voice. Too bad Ace omitted any reference to cobras.

Posted by: wooga at March 15, 2013 01:29 PM (P2+tL)

177
medical advice from DiFi

- put the tournaquet arond the neck and compress

-smoking calms the nerves

-apply leeches to withdraw the bad humours

-rub some mud and gold flakes in the wound

-kill all the cats, that'll stop the plague

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:29 PM (Dnbau)

178 You're kidding. Tell me you're kidding. The brain-dead bitch did not say that, did she?

Yes. A real classy gash, that Feinstein.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:29 PM (j3uk1)

179 ah.....she tried to get a pulse but her finger went into his wrist wound.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:29 PM (5mM4B)

180 Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (5mM4B)

I'm just the man for the job!

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at March 15, 2013 01:29 PM (3Mkrp)

181 Charles Krauthammer just tweeted that Malor and Ace went too far here.
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM (j3uk1)



heh.

Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (XYSwB)

182 Late to the party on the other thread, so, congrats from your lone non-troll liberal reader and infrequent commenter. My taste in smart military blogs has been vindicated.

Posted by: A Liberal AoS Reader, Really! at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (rVAIg)

183I was the one that found Supervisor Milk’s body, and I was the one to put a finger in a bullet hole, trying to get a pulse,”

"Yes, sadly later he died from a staph infection caused by me sticking my dirty fucking fingers in his gaping wounds rather than two fingers on the carotid or radial artery."

Posted by: Heralder at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (+xmn4)

184
I rode Harvey Milk's bullet hole all the way to the U.S. Senate, bitchez.

*****

And she's been milking the public teat for dozens of millions a year ever since.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (MhA4j)

185 It's real. From January 2013

"I was the one that found Supervisor (Harvey) Milk's body, and I was the one that put the finger in the bullet hole trying to get a pulse," Fienstein told reporters Thursday. "Once you have been through one of these episodes, once you see what a crime scene is like, it isn't like the movies. It changes your view of weapons."
http://tinyurl.com/aacerge

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (feFL6)

186 Here's the speech that Gabe thought he was going to give;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtQUePN5y40

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (mCvL4)

187 why would you put your finger in a bullet hole to get a pulse?

Look, I only claimed to be reasonably well educated.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (vbh31)

188
"Four trolls and seven hobos ago..."

Posted by: Ace Lincoln at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (NFVkx)

189 AoSHQ - An Smart Gay Marriage Blog.

Love is the drug, baby.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (j3uk1)

190 We need something flaming and apocalyptic yet oddly serene as well.



My nomination:



http://is.gd/dIQS4n



But that's just my particular taste.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:25 PM (j3uk1)

Thats perfect!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 01:30 PM (jvd3N)

191 President Obama in Illinois Friday will call for the creation of a $2 billion Energy Security Trust, which would take government royalties from offshore oil and gas leasing and use the money for research in green-energy technologies.


What's the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2013 01:31 PM (9Bj8R)

192 And Ben. Congrats, dude.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 15, 2013 01:31 PM (zH7ZZ)

193 She discovered that tickling the prostate doesn't really "jump start" the heart as she had always been told. Just an old San Francisco wives tale.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 01:31 PM (+lsX1)

194 "as a baker would make a loaf of Ungrateful Bread"

Brilliant.

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at March 15, 2013 01:31 PM (qk1L5)

195 why would you put your finger in a bullet hole to get a pulse?

*****

She learned that from the same class about imploding bullets.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 15, 2013 01:31 PM (MhA4j)

196 This blog would be much better if it featured more ghey content.

***

Have you all seen the new Ronald McDonald clown that hides from gay people?

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at March 15, 2013 01:32 PM (Hx5uv)

197 Oh holy shit. That's so much better of a speech than I could've hoped for. I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard. Excelsior, Ace!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 15, 2013 01:32 PM (da5Wo)

198 lessee changes your view that weapons are sources of entertainment?

I think I see what the original misconception was.

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 15, 2013 01:32 PM (GHhDX)

199 She discovered that tickling the prostate doesn't really "jump start" the heart as she had always been told. Just an old San Francisco wives tale.

Living in San Francisco, she's very, very familiar with tickling prostates. Usually around Castro Street.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:32 PM (j3uk1)

200 great great speech. It obviously will do wonders for Gabe's self esteem but you know who it really help ? The children ! He did it for the children.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at March 15, 2013 01:32 PM (Vk2CC)

201 Well played, Mr. OfSpades. Well played.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 15, 2013 01:33 PM (S4l7G)

202
"Ask not what the ONT can do for you. Ask what you can do for the ONT"

Posted by: Ace Kennedy at March 15, 2013 01:34 PM (NFVkx)

203 It's real. From January 2013

Even on this Smart Military Blog With An Emphasis On Kate Upton's Boobehs, Ace wouldn't let me use the language I'd like to to express my utter loathing and contempt for Feinswine.

I'm out of here before my blood pressure rockets. Hope all you Morons have a great weekend. And congratulations to Ace and all the cob-loggers again. I'll be raising a glass to you all tonight.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2013 01:34 PM (zF6Iw)

204 Where's the video of Ace strutting around insufferably like Nick Searcy with his fucking Peabody?

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2013 01:34 PM (UzPAd)

205 168
Charles Krauthammer just tweeted that Malor and Ace went too far here.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:27 PM

CK is just grumpy that Jonah Goldberg didn't win

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:34 PM (mCvL4)

206 Congrats Ace, the Cob-logger & Teh Horde.

LauraW, luv yer hump! That nice....soft....shiny....er BBL.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 15, 2013 01:35 PM (uM8td)

207 Mysteriously Ace's ad rates just doubled. Ain't free enterprise grand? Oh sorry, this is the SCOD ass-backwards world, capitalism sux. Sorry Ace but you have to lower your rates now for fairness or something.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 15, 2013 01:35 PM (X+nFp)

208 "I rode Harvey Milk's bullet hole all the way to the U.S. Senate, bitchez."

and let me get away a little longer...

Posted by: Richard Ramirez at March 15, 2013 01:35 PM (yAor6)

209 91 85Ace has run off with Lena Dunham?Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (Dnbau)

And here I am, thinking he's run off with Marco Rubio's garbage.


Posted by: Armando at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (5iuEW)



That's America's garbage.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 15, 2013 01:35 PM (aH+zP)

210 "Charles Krauthammer just tweeted that Malor and Ace went too far here."

please tell me that's a joke

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 15, 2013 01:35 PM (yAor6)

211
You don't know how much I wish I could go back and change that fateful day when Harvey Milk was shot...
would that I were wearing a Tampax instead of my Moon Pad that day- Harvey might be here, banning guns, with us today.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein (D) at March 15, 2013 01:36 PM (XkWSW)

212
She discovered that tickling the prostate doesn't really "jump start" the heart as she had always been told. Just an old San Francisco wives tale.

Speak for yourself, buddy. It always gets my motor running IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 15, 2013 01:36 PM (4I3Uo)

213 Greatest acceptance speech ever.

Well done, guys!

Posted by: holygoat at March 15, 2013 01:37 PM (XnwWl)

214 204 Where's the video of Ace strutting around insufferably like Nick Searcy with his fucking Peabody?


Maybe Ace will now start doing...."Blog School".

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 01:37 PM (uSsxe)

215 Normally I'd shun any efforts to give me full credit for the elevation of this blog to award-winning status

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:38 PM (XDC0v)

216 Fienstein told reporters Thursday. "Once you have been through one of these episodes, once you see what a crime scene is like, it isn't like the movies.

It changes your view of weapons."


Obviously not enough. The scrunt still kept her concealed handgun license.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2013 01:38 PM (GFM2b)

217 DiFi showed up in a movie I watched earlier this week, Rated X (I'm apparently in the Emilio Estevez section of my Netflix queue), as an evil oppressor of free speech, directing the police to shut down two brothers who make pron.

I was all, "Huh."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 01:38 PM (/kI1Q)

218 MPPP,

Here is the vid of DiFisaying that. As a bonus she was 'offended' by Sen. Cruz and had to cool down.


http://tinyurl.com/beho7cz


Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 01:38 PM (fWAjv)

219 That was good.

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2013 01:39 PM (I2LwF)

220 In true AoSHQ fashion, this will probably be the only post until the ONT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 01:39 PM (+z4pE)

221


Sounds like racist code.

Posted by: msndnc talking heads: pick one at March 15, 2013 01:39 PM (XYSwB)

222 There's more to this alleged "hero" Harvey Milk. I lived near this mess, and let me tell you Milk was a disgusting individual. Of course White shouldn't of shot him and the Mayor, but it came out during the trial that Milk was driving White to the brink and he snapped....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 15, 2013 01:39 PM (9+ccr)

223
good thing he wasn't shot in the anus

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (E1X66)

224 Keith Olbermann can’t find another job, you guys

http://bit.ly/10XJ4xd

That and Ace's award. Gentlemen, maybe we can start giving each other blowjobs now

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (mCvL4)

225 Feinstein's wrapping herself in Harvey Milk's bloody hole now.

The thing that bugs me about Milk is that he's supposed to be some fucking martyr because he was *gay*, when in fact he was just another asshole politician who got killed in workplace violence....by a Democrat, no less.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (MMC8r)

226 Pudding for all!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (i7B17)

227 Who were the losers, so I can go taunt them?

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (uRbX6)

228 In true AoSHQ fashion, this will probably be the only post until the ONT.

It's what makes this place so quaintly endearing.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (vbh31)

229 BC- Miami a great hard-nosed game right now. UM up by 1.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (ZshNr)

230 Fienstein told reporters Thursday. "Once you have been through one of
these episodes, once you see what a crime scene is like, it isn't like
the movies.


It changes your view of weapons."


All it ever changed my perception of was Twinkies.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (4WhSY)

231 Thank God my unbanning was successful or this may never have happened

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (XDC0v)

232 It changes your view of weapons."





Obviously not enough. The scrunt still kept her concealed handgun license.



What part of "The Ruling Elite" don't you understand?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

233 good thing he wasn't shot in the anus


If sticking a finger in the bullet hole is checking for a pulse, I'd hate to see "mouth to mouth"...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (GFM2b)

234
This probably should have been double-posted, LauraW.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (XkWSW)

235
"I did not double post with that coblogger"

Posted by: Ace Clinton at March 15, 2013 01:41 PM (NFVkx)

236 'Blog Of The Year' is a racist dog whistle for Mr. President, shine my shoes.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (Hx5uv)

237
Who were the losers, so I can go taunt them?

You father smells of elderberries!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (+z4pE)

238 "I was the one that found Supervisor (Harvey) Milk's body, and I was the one that put the finger in the bullet hole trying to get a pulse," Fienstein told reporters Thursday."

Yes, it is real. Here's video.

http://bit.ly/XGbiVK

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (hzV1U)

239 re, Feinstein 'offended' by Sen. Cruz and had to cool down

Aww. I seem to have lost my violin, though. It might be stuck under a fingernail

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (QTHTd)

240 >>>"Once you have been through one of these episodes, once you see what a
crime scene is like, it isn't like the movies. It changes your view of
weapons."

Challenge Considered.
Challenge Accepted.

Diane I agree to personally visit any crime scene in the US. If you agree, that if MY views of weapons do not change. You admit you are F*CKING wrong.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (0q2P7)

241 good thing he wasn't shot in the anus

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (E1X66)


*sigh*

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (fWAjv)

242 210 "Charles Krauthammer just tweeted that Malor and Ace went too far here."

please tell me that's a joke


If true...that's like a badge of honor.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (uSsxe)

243
No way Ace wrote that. Alcoholic ewoks rarely attain that level of coherence. Especially during Val-U-Rite induced fits of productivity.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (1hM1d)

244 Alan Commies' makeup wench did a lousy job of painting on his eyebrows today.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (rzTDZ)

245 Maybe Ace will now start doing...."Blog School".


Oh man, that'd be awesome!

"Hi, I'm Ace of Spades. You may remember me from such blogs as....Ace of Spades."

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:42 PM (GQ8sn)

246 I am betting Ace is incognito in the crowd while Gabe accepts the award.

Hint: He is wearing argyle sox (in Easter colors of aqua and pale peach) with his Berkinstocks and sporting either an ascot or a dickie with his Grateful Dead tee.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 01:43 PM (baL2B)

247
well thank God we have twinkie control now since they went out of business. Although I have ben informed assault twinkies have been bought by an eveillll bank and will be back on the market this summer. FLOTUS hardest hit.

Come get yer assault twinkies here!!

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:43 PM (Dnbau)

248 All it ever changed my perception of was Twinkies.

***

Cream-filled death loaves.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 01:43 PM (Hx5uv)

249 It changes your view of weapons."

Longbows!

No, crossbows!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 01:43 PM (/kI1Q)

250 That's right up there with John Cleese's eulogy for Graham Chapman, where he says "Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard! I hope he fries."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (e0xKF)

251 Feinstein's expecting us to believe that her opinions of weapons 'before' was different than 'after.'

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (MMC8r)

252
It's what makes this place so quaintly endearing.

That plus the cutting-edge, twentieth-century comment formatting tools.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (+z4pE)

253 Joe Scarborough: Ted Cruz 'willfully ignorant' on the U.S. Constitution -

http://bit.ly/140L8W3



Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (mCvL4)

254

'cuz that woulda been really embarrassing for both of them

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (jlW3q)

255 241 I intuit he took MANY shots in the anus: probably built up a tolerance as it were

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (XDC0v)

256 I need to add that to my living will - "under no circumstances is Dianne Feinstein permitted to poke her slimy fingers into my orifices, the natural ones or whatever artificial ones there are"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (QTHTd)

257 [Laughs] That was a good one, lauraw. So what was the actual speech? No, really.

Posted by: joncelli, pedantic as he wants to be at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

258 42


I hope Gabe gave the speech to an empty chair.
Posted by: tgibeach at March 15, 2013 01:04 PM (XYSwB)


I think an empty bottle of Valu-Rite would be more apropos.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (7xPCu)

259


*places tiny golden buckets under DiFi's eyes*

Posted by: gatherer of no-pity magical tears at March 15, 2013 01:45 PM (XYSwB)

260
224 Keith Olbermann can’t find another job, you guys

Maybe he can become a cob-logger here at the HQ and take The Traitor's spot, and then earn his chops as a real newsman??

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 15, 2013 01:45 PM (1hM1d)

261 All it ever changed my perception of was Twinkies.

And look how long it took to eliminate those. A truly compassionate society would have banned Twinkies thirty years ago.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:45 PM (j3uk1)

262 Joe Scarborough: Ted Cruz 'willfully ignorant' on the U.S. Constitution

Hmmm mm.

Posted by: Mika at March 15, 2013 01:45 PM (QTHTd)

263 I find it offensive that talentless, hyper-partisan hacks whose entire schtick is party identification talking points can get national attention like that.

Posted by: Alan Colmes at March 15, 2013 01:45 PM (8/DeP)

264 Ted Cruz. Making all the right enemies

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:46 PM (Dnbau)

265 That plus the cutting-edge, twentieth-century comment formatting tools.

Yes. Somewhere, Zombie Gutenberg is smiling.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 15, 2013 01:46 PM (vbh31)

266 :weeps: with joy

Posted by: Sarahw at March 15, 2013 01:46 PM (LYwCh)

267 I intuit he took MANY shots in the anus: probably built up a tolerance as it were

Word is he was known as "Kevlar ass" on Fremont Street.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

268 John Stewart retiring? Ace should take that time slot.

Posted by: Sunny at March 15, 2013 01:46 PM (+H/dq)

269 Spade Boss is better than Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 15, 2013 01:46 PM (AWmfW)

270 Are we ever getting answer to the 'ette (and car) from the car quiz thread?

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (GQ8sn)

271 If it wasn't for Laura's lovely hump this place would have no redeeming qualities at all.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (epxV4)

272 Harvey Milk supported Jim Jones' Peoples Temple. He was supposedly brash, but charismatic politician. If he hadn't have been gay and killed by another politician (and he was not killed for being gay was he?) he would not have achieved iconic status within the gay community. The film turned him int a hero; I see nothing particularly hero about Harvey Milk. i am sorry that he was shot and I feel bad for his family and friends, but I couldn't care less if it traumatized Feinstein.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (g7q64)

273 Congratulations! I knew I made the right choice when I decided this would be the one blog I read regularly for content (read Insty and HA mostly for links).

Posted by: In after all the in-joke comments at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (gZ2Xq)

274 Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (mCvL4)


Thanks. Blood pressure was getting a bit low.

I heard that shit driving in this morning. A guy at work (MSNBC drone) says that look, they have Scarborough on, he's a conservative.

No, he's Mika's little bitch.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (fWAjv)

275
Cream-filled death loaves.

I saw those guys open for Smashing Pumpkins in '94.

Posted by: Armando at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (5iuEW)

276 Unfortunately DiFi has been the victim of so many botched plastic surgeries that when she cries the water comes out her armpits

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (XDC0v)

277 She ended up getting three fingers in that hole and still, no pulse. She found a birds nest and put that in the bullet hole, still no pulse. Finally, in desperation, she poured a can of coke and some pop rocks in the hole, but it was too late. His light had gone out.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (+lsX1)

278 off damn c-sucking senator sock.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 01:48 PM (fWAjv)

279 DiFi should stick her finger in her pie hole and check for a pulse

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:48 PM (Dnbau)

280 245 Maybe Ace will now start doing...."Blog School".

Oh man, that'd be awesome!
"Hi, I'm Ace of Spades. You may remember me from such blogs as....Ace of Spades."

----------

Heheh. It wouldn't even have to be videos...just a weekly column, or something.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 01:48 PM (uSsxe)

281 What's the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2013 01:31 PM (9Bj8R)
Yeah. Take money extorted by taxing energy that works, and blow it by funding energy that doesn't work.

With a huge percentage being siphoned off by Dem bundlers and recycled to the Democrat Party, a la Solyndra, no doubt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2013 01:48 PM (29+x5)

282 273 We have content?

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:48 PM (XDC0v)

283 224
Keith Olbermann can’t find another job, you guys

http://bit.ly/10XJ4xd

That and Ace's award. Gentlemen, maybe we can start giving each other blowjobs now



Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (mCvL4)
**
I'll take insufferable pricks for 300 Alex!!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 15, 2013 01:49 PM (jvd3N)

284 Serious guys I won!

--Ace

Posted by: m at March 15, 2013 01:49 PM (6GCSh)

285 268 John Stewart retiring?

Why not? He has completed his specificed task and will be suitably rewarded.

Posted by: Gem at March 15, 2013 01:49 PM (zw+pb)

286 DiFi should stick her finger in her pie hole and check for a pulse

People put pie there? Eeeew.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 01:49 PM (/kI1Q)

287 Got milk?

Yup.

Posted by: Richard Ramirez at March 15, 2013 01:49 PM (9XVgh)

288 253
Joe Scarborough: Ted Cruz 'willfully ignorant' on the U.S. Constitution -

http://bit.ly/140L8W3




Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:44 PM (mCvL4)
Racist Joe Scarecrow.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 15, 2013 01:49 PM (AWmfW)

289 That's one bitchin' hump you got there, Laura.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (D8cpl)

290 It was the David Hume-like posts, Aquinas tinged philosophical exploration and coining of terms such as Self-Ghettoization" that won over the CPAC crowd. I am sure of it.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (GGCsk)

291
We really should do something to honor the Ewok after he finally shows up.

I'm thinking a good flea dip.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (+z4pE)

292 I love my big gay blog. It's awesome.

Posted by: Jon in TX at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (PKRPm)

293 I'm a native San Franciscan. Through most of my youth there were something approximating adults in charge. A lot of big-business Democrats, the occasional closeted Republican, eventually it kinda settled down to the Quentin-and-Dianne-Show.

Then Moscone got elected and the wheels kinda fell off, and it's been almost straight downhill ever since.

Dan White went nuts, and it's tragic what happened, but you could argue that it was in some way symbolic of the sea-change in San Francisco politics of the time. I can perhaps understand her feelings regarding the specific event, but what she's proposing as a policy solution will make no difference whatsoever.

White was IIRC an ex-firefighter with a perfectly clean record and he used nothing resembling an 'assault weapon' to do what he did.

Posted by: Slow Joe and Whoopi's Love Child at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (o+SC1)

294 270
Are we ever getting answer to the 'ette (and car) from the car quiz thread?


Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:47 PM (GQ8sn)

Yeah....I don't get why CBD has to get permission to reveal who it is from the ette that sent the pic. Wouldn't you just assume he's going to reveal your identity....since it's part of the game? Or why send the pic?

And I'm still not sure which person in the pic we're suppose to identify.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (X6akg)

295
'I'm fingering the hole where th 90 grain went in..'

Posted by: Diane Feinstein and the San Fran Singers at March 15, 2013 01:50 PM (XkWSW)

296 Yes. Somewhere, Zombie Gutenberg is smiling.

Pixy uses styli and clay tablets.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:51 PM (j3uk1)

297 And I think Feinstein and Boxer are pompous windbags with an air of entitlement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2013 01:51 PM (g7q64)

298 282

Well, if you look past the movie reviews, open threads, overnight open threads, announcements that Ace is under the weather, Ewok signal threads, announcements that Ace is doing something funny on Twitter and morning link dump threads, then hell's yeah there's content.

Posted by: In after all the in-joke comments at March 15, 2013 01:51 PM (gZ2Xq)

299

maybe Feinstein has a valid point

maybe gay dudes shouldn't be allowed to have guns

or maybe we should allow gay dudes to only own special guns...

that shoot glitter.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (hNqVf)

300 Cream-filled death loaves.

Those are better than wet cat food.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (j3uk1)

301 She ended up getting three fingers in that hole and still, no pulse. She
found a birds nest and put that in the bullet hole, still no pulse.

***

Too bad there wasn't a gerbil nearby.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (Hx5uv)

302 Sock fail.

Posted by: JEM at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (o+SC1)

303 Scarborough's just throwing out boob bait for the MSNBC bubbas.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (MMC8r)

304 Ace won because of integrative complexity and dick jokes.

But mostly dick jokes.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (j3uk1)

305 IM AT UR DETHSCENE FINGERN YUR HOLEZ

Posted by: LOLZDiFi at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (3ZtZW)

306 >Joe Scarborough: Ted Cruz 'willfully ignorant' on the U.S. Constitution -<

He should invite Cruz on. That would show how utterly clueless, incompetent, foolish and stupid Joe is.

But Joe is a cowardly ewe fapper.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (GGCsk)

307 When ace gets here don't anyone say anything about this.


Just pretend like nothing happened.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (fsLdt)

308 Tied with 5 mins to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (ZshNr)

309
"I come to ban ******, not to praise him"

Posted by: Ace Antony at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (NFVkx)

310 Yeah....I don't get why CBD has to get permission to reveal who it is
from the ette that sent the pic. Wouldn't you just assume he's going to
reveal your identity....since it's part of the game? Or why send the
pic?

And I'm still not sure which person in the pic we're suppose to identify.



He originally said "guess the moron" but says it was an 'ette that sent him the pic so the baby in the pic is not a true moron commenter.

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)

311 Did she really find a body and stick her fingers in a bullet hole? Or is this more DiFi hyperbole? No wonder she has such squinty eyes.

[Note to visitors visiting Ace for the first time: we often digress and/or segway onto completely different topics during discussions. Please try to keep up]

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (baL2B)

312 I think Feinstein and Boxer are pompous windbags with an air of entitlement.

I kind of get the impression that Pol Pot was a bit of a jerk.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (QTHTd)

313 cream filled death loaves. hmmm

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (Dnbau)

314 announcements that Ace is under the weather

Those are my personal favorites.

Posted by: ErgDerp at March 15, 2013 01:53 PM (vbh31)

315 Unless it's you, Tami!!!

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:54 PM (GQ8sn)

316 Is there gold bling that come with the award? Something we could pawn to get some cash to buy ampersands with?

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 15, 2013 01:54 PM (mNCbk)

317 CPAC gives out a best blog award? You made that up.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 01:54 PM (GGCsk)

318
Unfortunately DiFi has been the victim of so many botched plastic surgeries that when she cries the water comes out her armpits

It's way to early for the forceful expulsion of coffee through the nostrils.

That's no goatee...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 01:55 PM (+z4pE)

319 304
Ace won because of integrative complexity and dick jokes.



But mostly dick jokes.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 01:52 PM (j3uk1)

Nuh-uh, he won due to his scintillating and through expose re: Keith Olbermann's nostril exhalations.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 01:55 PM (baL2B)

320
Joe Scarborough: Ted Cruz 'willfully ignorant' on the U.S. Constitution

Is that a little like being willfully ignorant of dead interns in your office?

Posted by: Jaws at March 15, 2013 01:55 PM (4I3Uo)

321 Smell my finger.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at March 15, 2013 01:56 PM (lju8e)

322 I think Ace should have sent LauraW. The conservative crowd always appreciates a good tittie flash.

Posted by: Marcus at March 15, 2013 01:56 PM (GGCsk)

323 311 Christie Brinkley was the best thing Billy Joel ever did. Wait, what was your point again?

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:56 PM (XDC0v)

324 pull my finger

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 01:56 PM (Dnbau)

325 Keith Olbermann can’t find another job, you guys

http://bit.ly/10XJ4xd



Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2013 01:40 PM (mCvL4)


Shocking that Bathtub Boy would be an insufferable prick on the way out the door. What are the chances?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2013 01:56 PM (0A7UT)

326
favorite album?

Sticky Fingers

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 01:57 PM (Dnbau)

327 Awesome speech. Brings tears to my eyes, or was it cigar smoke?

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2013 01:57 PM (L1YgQ)

328 Speaking of death loaves, when I was a kid I loved these "Creme Horns" sold at local convenience stores. Loved them, would buy one every day after I finished my paper route. Probably ate a thousand f them. Tried one a few years ago and literally spit it out. Tasted like a toilet paper roll filled with wet sugar.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 01:57 PM (ZshNr)

329
Favorite band:

Badfinger

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 15, 2013 01:57 PM (5iuEW)

330 323
311 Christie Brinkley was the best thing Billy Joel ever did. Wait, what was your point again?

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:56 PM (XDC0v)

Crap. You have blown my cover. But don't I look great for an old supermodel?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (baL2B)

331 The Pretenders 'Thumbilina' is a close second.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (lju8e)

332 I think Ace should have sent LauraW. The conservative crowd always appreciates a good tittie flash.


In lauraw's case, we'd get a little side-hump action.

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (GQ8sn)

333 Finger in the dike doesn't quite work.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (Hx5uv)

334 Ace is up.... on twitter

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (FsUAO)

335 My friends call me 'Knuckles'.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (lju8e)

336 Gabe should've given the Dali"I will be so brief, I have already finished" speech.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Certified Moron Commenter and proud of it at March 15, 2013 01:58 PM (+z4pE)

337 326 She probably has a lot of experience putting her fingers in a hole, if her husband's eyesight's the least bit reliable

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (XDC0v)

338 Wait, did somebody mention finger banging? Don't start without me!

Posted by: Peggy Noonan at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (P2+tL)

339 Lay off Dianne Feinstein. Sticking your finger into a prominent bullet hole is a time-honored method of career advancement. If you wipe a little blood onto your shirt, that's even better.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

340 Just point out to the assholes that White got his sentence reduced with the same psychobabble gobbledygook that the Left wants to apply in every other courtroom setting.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (MMC8r)

341 Ace is awake:


@AceofSpadesHQ




Big props to @gabrielmalor for having the stones to read this in front of a crowd

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (X6akg)

342 89 garrett great hash bu8sh
Posted by: phoenixgirl, a commenter on the best conservative blog at March 15, 2013 01:14 PM (5mM4B)


Andycanuck is the current holder of greatest hash award. ORGYc or something like that

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (UqCMq)

343 It was pretty presumptious of you to start with two fingers, Diane.

Posted by: Zombie Milk at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (lju8e)

344 Shocking that Bathtub Boy would be an insufferable prick on the way out the door. What are the chances?



What's shocking is that anyone who ever met the guy would want to have anything t do with him.

He's clearly a pompous douchebag of massive proportions. How can anyone not see that?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 01:59 PM (fsLdt)

345 Harvey once told me he enjoyed fisting, but the hole was just too small.

Posted by: Diane Frankenstein at March 15, 2013 02:00 PM (8ZskC)

346 @325 - He just needs to learn to swallow. Can't be that bad, eh Keith?

Posted by: JEM at March 15, 2013 02:00 PM (o+SC1)

347 315
Unless it's you, Tami!!!


Posted by: EC at March 15, 2013 01:54 PM (GQ8sn)


Nope....not me.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2013 02:01 PM (X6akg)

348 For a while she tried blowing really hard into the bullet hole to get oxygen to his liver. When he failed to revive, she thought she might have put in too much air, so she sucked some of it back out. Even that didn't work. He was too far gone.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 02:01 PM (+lsX1)

349 >>>>. Tasted like a toilet paper roll filled with wet sugar.

Yeah... sorry about that, it just wasn't fresh. We used to have this paperboy what came by and ate all the old stock but no one knows what happened to him.

Posted by: Bigby's Pulse-Reading Finger at March 15, 2013 02:01 PM (3ZtZW)

350 Under my thumb...

Posted by: Mick Feinstein at March 15, 2013 02:01 PM (vbh31)

351 i love finger food

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:01 PM (Dnbau)

352
Ladyfingers are delicious.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 15, 2013 02:02 PM (5iuEW)

353 Due to the sequester the 2013 CPAC Blog of the Year trophy is a ball of lint and a .25 cent spider ring.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 02:02 PM (fWAjv)

354 Did she really find a body and stick her fingers in a bullet hole? Or is this more DiFi hyperbole? No wonder she has such squinty eyes.

-------------------------------------------


She's lying. She stuck her tongue in the bullet hole. It's the only sexual pleasure she gets.

So when you see a dark, hunched figure skuttling to and froduring a rainy night, checking trash heaps, garbage cans and dumpsters, it's just Diane........or Ace.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 02:02 PM (D8cpl)

355 favorite dessert? Lady Fingers

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:03 PM (Dnbau)

356 All your blogs...

If you like your blogs...

Nice blog ya got there...





Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:03 PM (jvd3N)

357 Joe Scarborough: Ted Cruz 'willfully ignorant' on the U.S. Constitution

I bet more people who have argued before the Supreme Court were as 'willfully ignorant' of the Constitution as Ted Cruz is. His willful ignorance pocketed a couple of wins.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2013 02:03 PM (m2CN7)

358 Who Is Ace

CPAC mystery

Posted by: JDP at March 15, 2013 02:03 PM (60GaT)

359 Favorite online radio personality: Fingers Malloy

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 15, 2013 02:03 PM (5iuEW)

360 357

the Constitution tells us to try and get along 'n shit

Posted by: JDP at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (60GaT)

361 345 She should have known that at his level he would no longer respond to being probed by something that was just the size ofone finger

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (XDC0v)

362 Hey, what's that noise on my lid? It sounds like some fat broad tap-dancing...

Posted by: Harvey Milk at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (MMC8r)

363 favorite dessert? Lady Fingers

Lena Dunham in the house.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (j3uk1)

364 Sincere congratulations to all involved! That speech was pure class too.

Posted by: Some Asshole at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (GwyfB)

365 DiFi looked like the shriveled up old hag she is in that exchange with Cruz. He really got her, but of course the media says she won because she's a Constitutional Scholar ... Yeah, my ass... She's as much a scholar as Obama is...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (9+ccr)

366 bitch climbed over my corpse to be Mayor

Posted by: George Moscone at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (Dll6b)

367 Ace should mess with people and post/tweet from inside a CPAC event.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 02:04 PM (ZshNr)

368 Who cares what DiFi has been through or how she feels about guns? We have a Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 15, 2013 02:05 PM (8/DeP)

369 I wanted to give Cruz the finger but he wouldn't hold still

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:05 PM (Dnbau)

370 Ok ok ok...enough of the mutual back rubbing, can we get back to some serious blogging??

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:05 PM (jvd3N)

371 What a week. First I find out Ace knows about "Top Secret SI" and then he gets blog of the year. I'm never going to start my own blog; it would be inferior in all respects.

I also wouldn't ban minx.cc as a linked URL. Seriously, how am I supposed to explain why my blog would be more tolerant of finger banging old biddies like Peggy Noonan.
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=333218#c19365708

Posted by: wooga at March 15, 2013 02:05 PM (P2+tL)

372 Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

Except Michelle... somebody tell her to put some sleeves on...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 15, 2013 02:06 PM (9+ccr)

373 Any bets on whether the little fuzzball's tummy now looks like a bunch of snails crawled all over it last night?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 15, 2013 02:06 PM (Zd/NW)

374 Who cares what DiFi has been through or how she feels about guns? We have a Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.


Feelings are more important than the constitution. Do you have any idea how old that thing is?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (8ZskC)

375 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (XDC0v)

376 Except Michelle... somebody tell her to put some sleeves on...

True that, she is rather mannish.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (8/DeP)

377 I've been up close and personal to the Consititution for 20 years now. With my finger

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:08 PM (Dnbau)

378
375
I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's
beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (XDC0v)


Oh. Well I'm very sorry to hear that. Here, allow me to help you GTFO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 15, 2013 02:08 PM (da5Wo)

379 She should have stuck a twinkie in the bullet hole instead of her fingers. Might have saved him by putting on a reserves spell.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2013 02:08 PM (m2CN7)

380 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive

I love it when things run smoothly.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:09 PM (j3uk1)

381 "beginning to surface" Good lord man...Pay Attention!!! Feature, not a bug

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:09 PM (Dnbau)

382 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's
beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive


None of us are even trying on this thread.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 02:09 PM (/kI1Q)

383 I told you sugar kills

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (Dnbau)

384
BOTY?I'm dithapointed - I thawt it thaid BOY. My obethity and dythlexthia are acting up. I'm not a thixt grader but I want one or more to have and to hold.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (wIgpo)

385 What does Scarborough gain from saying that?


WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (fsLdt)

386
Is there gold bling that come with the award? Something we could pawn to get some cash to buy ampersands with?

The Award is actually a Gold Plated Potato Ricer.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (IOUH6)

387 Stop mass raping DAvinci's sensibilities!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (ZshNr)

388 I hope I'm not to late to all the cruelty and thoughtlessness.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (4cRnj)

389 382 I know!!! The worst part is that this is when we're at IDLE...

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (XDC0v)

390 you'll have to pry said third graders from Reid "the Searchlight Strangler's" cold, dead hands first

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:11 PM (Dnbau)

391 375
I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's
beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (XDC0v)

Is this Mary from Vermont?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 02:11 PM (baL2B)

392 I'd never let a dyke put her finger in me.

Posted by: A Dutch Boy at March 15, 2013 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

393 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive


----------------------------------------------


Would you rather that we talk about you?

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (D8cpl)

394
Stop mass rape-raping DAvinci's sensibilities!


FTFY

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (5iuEW)

395 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's
beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive


That's probably just your yeast infection talking.

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (MMC8r)

396
As of today Ace is officially a 5th level blogger-wizard with the powers of invisibilty, irritabilty, tardiness, and deduction.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (jlW3q)

397
Do you think The National Review will do a cover story on the Blog of the Year award?

If might be an interesting article, given that the conservative judges picked a blog chuck full of gays, lesbians, commenters of color and other non-traditional right wing nuts.

Comparing the diversity of our intellectuals with the lilly-white children of privilege at TNR should make for entertaining reading.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (u2a4R)

398 385
What does Scarborough gain from saying that?





WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:10 PM (fsLdt)

Must move the meme along...Teh Cruz is teh stoopid

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (FIDMq)

399 I hope I'm not to late to all the cruelty and thoughtlessness.

You've been slacking off, Spank. I don't recall enough bile and spleen coming from your corner.

Unless everyone pulls his weight, this place will never maintain its high standards of mean spirit and random spite.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (j3uk1)

400 Sorry about the "cruelty" thing but DiFi asked for it. She's the one using the death of someone else to further her little game..... What I would like to say probably would not be printable here....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (9+ccr)

401 Please,please,take that picture out of the sidebar.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2013 02:13 PM (dBYCN)

402 395 Yes if only DiFi franchised that finger...

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:13 PM (XDC0v)

403 As of today Ace is officially a 5th level blogger-wizard with the powers of invisibilty, irritabilty, tardiness, and deduction.



But no ampersands.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 15, 2013 02:13 PM (8ZskC)

404 Ace is now guilty of extra homophobia for making Gabriel shame himself in front of an audience. DO YOU HEAR THAT, YOU SEXIST EWOK? GET OUT HERE AND APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST CORRECT THOUGHT!!!!!
Oh, gross, look what he's doing with Megyn Kelly's garbage again....

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 15, 2013 02:13 PM (jCQ+I)

405 Hey, any PA rons? I just got tagged to work in King of Prussia for a month.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 15, 2013 02:13 PM (l86i3)

406 388 I hope I'm not to late to all the cruelty and thoughtlessness.

No no...the visceral mocking hasn't even started yet.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2013 02:13 PM (uSsxe)

407 Jesse Jackson only has a bloody shirt. DiFi has Teh Fingah!!!

Posted by: zsasz at March 15, 2013 02:14 PM (MMC8r)

408 As of today Ace is officially a 5th level blogger-wizard with the powers of invisibilty, irritabilty, tardiness, and deduction.

At 7th he gets +1 to hit and +2 damage with his darts of sarcasm.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 15, 2013 02:14 PM (8/DeP)

409 Is that a photo of a Cabbage Patch doll in the sidebar?

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:14 PM (j3uk1)

410 hyperbole like hers should ber mercilessly mocked

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:14 PM (Dnbau)

411

Ace is finally up.

grats again

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 15, 2013 02:14 PM (XYSwB)

412 Miami survives, advances to the semis. Good, solid season for the Eagles. Plenty of young, now experienced, talent.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 02:14 PM (ZshNr)

413 I'm getting these Corrocan college of art and design ads, and boy are they white.

By white I mean 'white and liberal', or maybe even 'potentially suggesting hipsterism.'

I will need to hide my bowties. I quite facebook, but maybe they still remember my likes...

Posted by: RiverC at March 15, 2013 02:15 PM (El+h4)

414 Ok ok ok...enough of the mutual back rubbing, can we get back to some serious blogging??


Go to Hot Air, Mr Whiny Complainypants.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 02:15 PM (ZCAlb)

415 his darts of sarcasm.

They are composed of depleted uranium and hate.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:15 PM (j3uk1)

416 375 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive
Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (XDC0v)


Beginning? Noob.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 15, 2013 02:16 PM (Jcd0S)

417 Heh, my wife laughed out loud reading her E-mail. One of her colleagues sent out a group E-mail calling another colleague an "asshole Hipster idiot".

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (ZshNr)

418 hyperbole like hers should ber mercilessly mocked


It's seared seared into her memory.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (fsLdt)

419 Fresh content is for loser blogs.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (Y8wp+)

420 414 I'm hoping thatthe mutual back rubbing is leading towards the mutual front rubbing

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (XDC0v)

421 396
As of today Ace is officially a 5th level blogger-wizard with the powers of invisibilty, irritabilty, tardiness, and deduction.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 02:12 PM (jlW3q) He is going to be insufferable for awhile. He'll probably be walking around thinking people actually read his posts instead of going directly to the comments.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (u2a4R)

422 When Gabe delivered the acceptance speech, was there an interpreter in sign language?

He only needed one finger.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (j3uk1)

423 Patty Murrey looks like the Dutch Boy on the can of paint

Posted by: thunderb at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (Dnbau)

424 Mr. Malor, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (V92KK)

425 Every San Francisco mayor since the Milk shooting has carried a silicon replica of DiFi's finger just in case somebody gets shot. It's one of those traditions that also has a practical use.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (+lsX1)

426 419
Fresh content is for loser blogs.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (Y8wp+)

Yeah, some of our best stuff comes in the dead threads...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 15, 2013 02:17 PM (9+ccr)

427 I think we can discuss this now, if you want some cruelty:
http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82

Posted by: Rosa wears green tights at March 15, 2013 02:18 PM (baL2B)

428 Oh wait I saw a black guy.

He looked like a Jamaican though.

I mean, this is one honest ad campaign, but I'm not going back to school.

Posted by: RiverC at March 15, 2013 02:18 PM (El+h4)

429
Favorite pitcher: Rollie Fingers

Posted by: DiFi at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (5iuEW)

430 Conservatives believe in the intractable perversenessof human nature.

Exhibit 1: this blog and all the morons.

Congrats to all.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (ZMzpb)

431 http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

You could have warned us to don welding goggles.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:19 PM (j3uk1)

432 Congrats, Ace.

And the cob-loggers.

Absolutely deserved.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (IY7Ir)

433 416 375 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive
Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (XDC0v)


Shuddap and make some Double Xtra bacon Rib- eye sammiches.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 15, 2013 02:20 PM (vD5xO)

434
Ok ok ok...enough of the mutual back rubbing, can we get back to some serious blogging??





Go to Hot Air, Mr Whiny Complainypants.





Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous Harmonious Fists at March 15, 2013 02:15 PM (ZCAlb)
Your unseriousness gives me pause for alarm and concern.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (jvd3N)

435 Some of us are dirty as well as being morons...

That's what I get for being in the dextrosphere since before Chuck Johnson when bonkers.

Posted by: RiverC at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (El+h4)

436 430 It's good when your opinions derive from the areas of your most experience

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:21 PM (XDC0v)

437
Heh, of course, I would forget to change an old sock on "TEH Blog of the Year".

So congrats from me too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (IY7Ir)

438 http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82

GTFO...that is an elected representative?

Which species?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (vD5xO)

439 427 I think we can discuss this now, if you want some cruelty:
http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82
Posted by: Rosa wears green tights at March 15, 2013 02:18 PM (baL2B)


Libtard ghillie suit fail...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 15, 2013 02:23 PM (Jcd0S)

440 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and put his puppetmaster arm up Malor's southern extremity."

--Ace O. Spades

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (j3uk1)

441 http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82


That photo looks staged to pshop in a wand...

Posted by: esch at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (9XVgh)

442 New thread. Wipe a washcloth on them rascals and move on up

Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:24 PM (XDC0v)

443 That photo looks staged to pshop in a wand...

It's probably already there, but you can't see inside her colon.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (j3uk1)

444 That is hilarious.

Posted by: Baldy at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (opS9C)

445
After I stopped weeping at the heartfeltedness displayed in the speech, I thought.What the fuck? NOTHING about gay marriage and nothing about Flying Squid. Perhaps THE most important topics discussed here and quite possibly WHY he got the award in the first place. And then I thought...can gay flying squid get married? We have not even discussed thatI There is SO MUCH WORKSTILL TO DO.

Posted by: Guido at March 15, 2013 02:25 PM (NQq8e)

446 Which species?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 15, 2013 02:22 PM (vD5xO)

Possibly female. People are afraid to remove the tights to check.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 02:26 PM (baL2B)

447
I've got to see that tape.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (VLifP)

448 Congratulations to Ace and his team of happy and sometimes capable co-bloggers. I knew there was a reason I started hanging out here all those years ago.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2013 02:27 PM (ptcFO)

449 “Did Ted Cruz not go to law school?” Scarborough said. “Did they teach Ted Cruz to read what the Supreme Court said especially in the landmark — the landmark — decision regarding Second Amendment rights?

Hey Dumbfuck Joe, Cruz drafted the amicus brief for the case your talking about you piece of shit.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2013 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

450 Chuckling...

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 15, 2013 02:32 PM (n8LUb)

451 Yeah, it's great Ace won and all, but I hope he mellows out a little. Smokes a little weed. Buys a comfortable chair and a Big Man TV remote with his winnings. Finds a hobby.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (+GpbP)

452 http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82

Is that Keith Richards?

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (8/DeP)

453 By the way,if this award doesn't merit a Cake Girl appearance, what the hell does?

Posted by: Joey "Stud" Biden at March 15, 2013 02:37 PM (+GpbP)

454 Of course Ace won. Ace is the only blogger with a theme song.

Posted by: Iblis at March 15, 2013 02:38 PM (9221z)

455 I'm beginning tofind the level of cruelty and thoughtless sarcasm that's beginning to surface on this blog to be repellent and offensive
Posted by: DAvinci at March 15, 2013 02:07 PM (XDC0v)


You do understand, that's by design, right?

Posted by: Bill H at March 15, 2013 02:39 PM (3sZO1)

456 What a fucking crazy world.

AoSHQ get's Blog of the Year from CPAC.

That's Conservative PAC. The morons should be proud.

Talk about an eclectic bunch?

Think, ace is agnostic and the guy picking up the award is Ghey.

Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 15, 2013 02:41 PM (wR+pz)

457 452
http://tinyurl.com/ad3no82



Is that Keith Richards?

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 15, 2013 02:35 PM (8/DeP)

No, darlin'...she be Rep Rosa DeLauro D-Conn celebrating diversity with Pelosi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 15, 2013 02:42 PM (baL2B)

458 @454

Of course Ace won. Ace is the only blogger with a theme song.


I don't know about a theme song, but he is the only blogger with a champagne. I hope he buys some tonight.

http://tinyurl.com/ag5xlsn

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 15, 2013 02:48 PM (wR+pz)

459 Is there video proof of this cataclysmic event? Something to show the Moron Nation that this is not an aberration, but the the Apocalypse is upon us?

Plus - where are the pics of the beautiful blond buxom bimbos? This use to be a smart military blog...

Congrats to Ace and the others!!!

Posted by: Mjolnir, Banhammer from the Gates of Hell at March 15, 2013 02:51 PM (Jls4P)

460 Again, well done boy. Maybe this will inspire you to get a real job.

Posted by: Ace's Uncle Jebediah at March 15, 2013 02:52 PM (w4AZD)

461 Congrats Ace!

Posted by: Big T Party at March 15, 2013 02:53 PM (WiQr+)

462 I want Ace to deliver my eulogy, just to piss of the three people in attendance.

Posted by: JWF at March 15, 2013 02:57 PM (1l37M)

463 Shades of Steve Martin. Well played.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 15, 2013 03:00 PM (MeVdV)

464 Amazing that this happened in a year without a Gleen or Sullivan screed.

Posted by: mesablue at March 15, 2013 03:07 PM (3ZdkQ)

465 Brilliant! Congrats, Ace, well done.

Posted by: jix at March 15, 2013 03:16 PM (iGpXz)

466 Bravo!

Posted by: Walknot at March 15, 2013 03:19 PM (vo2je)

467 Bwa-ha-ha!

Congrats!

Posted by: wyntre at March 15, 2013 03:24 PM (MrQiL)

468 AWESOMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at March 15, 2013 03:32 PM (ymWVT)

469 Um, guys? How come, when I Google pretty much anything "CPAC 2013 Blogger of the Year," ALL actual posts that mentions AoSHQ link back here?
 
IOW, I'm not seeing corroboration of this anywhere else.
 
Is it just me? (And no, I'm not "concerned")(you guys)

Posted by: speedster1 at March 15, 2013 03:37 PM (yeM7r)

470 Is this something? No other outlets are reporting that AoSHQ is driving its crushed enemies before it and hearing the lamentations of their women.
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/
2013/03/15/cpac-blog-bash-2013/

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 15, 2013 03:38 PM (A0sHn)

471 I do so love self-defecating humor.

Deprecating, I mean.

Posted by: JDR-Taq at March 15, 2013 03:38 PM (e7KZr)

472 #469, #470?

Wow. It's not even April 1st.

That is sublime. Do your April Fools' Day joke halfway through March! Who would even expect that?

Posted by: JDR-Taq at March 15, 2013 03:41 PM (e7KZr)

473 #472

Well, glad to see I'm not the only one (#470), but maybe we're missing something? If not, then kudos to Ace and the cob's for an awesome (if early) April Fool's day....

Posted by: speedster1 at March 15, 2013 04:14 PM (v40Bj)

474 Put me down as someone who wants to see a video of this speech.

Posted by: Shoot Me at March 15, 2013 04:14 PM (qiXMt)

475 BTW, do I win a year's free Platinum Membership (now with Ampersands!) for being first outta the gate?

Posted by: speedster1 at March 15, 2013 04:15 PM (v40Bj)

476 @475: You only beat me because pixy wouldn't take my long link and I had to re-type and re-submit.
I was crushed to see you with the same conclusion apparently before me.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 15, 2013 04:17 PM (A0sHn)

477 #476 FB

The Maxwell Smart Gambit: Missed it by THAT much.

Nice!

:-)

Posted by: speedster1 at March 15, 2013 04:26 PM (v40Bj)

478 Seriously guys! Best speech ever.

Posted by: Corona at March 15, 2013 05:00 PM (fh2Y7)

479 If any morons are at Daytona bike week this weekend look up MrWolf. Lets celebrate Ace's win! Currently at Broken Spoke... The.mr.wolf @ the gmail thingy

Posted by: Lightening McQueen at March 15, 2013 05:31 PM (I7p2r)

480 Well done on the evil ploy by Malor to do that speech and credit it to Ace. I see through your evil plan....

Posted by: Chap at March 15, 2013 05:33 PM (0q+4n)

481 Congrats, AoSHQ!!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, still <3s Perry at March 15, 2013 06:13 PM (KL49F)

482 Ace's theme song http://tinyurl.com/2e4hub

Posted by: Iblis at March 15, 2013 06:16 PM (GIkCP)

483 " that I made him, as a baker would make a loaf of Ungrateful Bread."

Yes, but did he rise to the occasion?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 15, 2013 11:31 PM (g5wi5)

484 Congratulations, You Guys

Well done and you certainly deserved it.

After that speech, it will be interesting to watch Ace attempting to find another volunteer to accept his next award.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 15, 2013 11:37 PM (g5wi5)

485 217
DiFi showed up in a movie I watched earlier this week, Rated X (I'm
apparently in the Emilio Estevez section of my Netflix queue), as an
evil oppressor of free speech, directing the police to shut down two
brothers who make pron.

I was all, "Huh."


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 15, 2013 01:38 PM (/kI1Q)
From IMDB: "After the O'Farrell Theatre was shut down by the city of San Francisco, the brothers really did put up a marquis saying "For show times call Mayor Feinstein" (also, although it is not shown in the film, they initially included Feinstein's home telephone number on the marquis)."

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