Just When You Didn't Think Ashley Judd Could Possibly Get Any Crazier, She Delights Us All Anew

Todd Akin got rapped for saying "legitimate rape," thus seemingly restricting the definition.

Is anyone going to fault Ashley Judd for constantly enlarging the definition of the term to include coal-mining, commenting on someone's Puffy Face, or owning an iPad?

Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM



Comments

1 I dont even think she'll get the Dem Nom.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 11, 2013 06:37 PM (FKQng)

2 First!

Posted by: Not Mandatory! at March 11, 2013 06:37 PM (LkyQ7)

3 You may want to ease up. We need her to win the f'ing primary first, Pancho.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2013 06:37 PM (/T+P8)

4 Damn, missed it by that much.

Posted by: Not Mandatory! at March 11, 2013 06:37 PM (LkyQ7)

5 Todd Akin got raped for saying "legitimate rape," thus seemingly restricting the definition.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:38 PM (C3R9m)

6 Having clothes, shelteror enough to eat is like rape...

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 11, 2013 06:38 PM (GJUgF)

7 How is she allowed to run if she lives in Tennessee? Why not run there?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 11, 2013 06:39 PM (FKQng)

8

Meh. She'll probably win the damn seat. More of that KentuckY Jelly, please....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:39 PM (XkWWK)

9 “The UN notes that virtually every mine in [Democratic Republic of the
Congo] is militarized. This means little to no tin, tantalum, and
tungsten is mined free of brutal exploitation, extortion, violence,
rape, rape, rape.”


You said rape three times.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 11, 2013 06:39 PM (8ZskC)

10 Todd Akin said "refrigerate grapes."

Sheesh, I hate the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:40 PM (XkWWK)

11 Yeah, but owning an iPad isn't rape-rape. It's more like rape by surprise, since there's no pictures of the tire biters who made it in any of the marketing material.

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2013 06:40 PM (+JzGj)

12 Ashley Judd is extremely intelligent and coherent for a Feminist/Leftist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:40 PM (C3R9m)

13 You know what it is when I order a Coke Zero and McDonalds gives me a regular Coke?

Yeah. Rape.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 11, 2013 06:40 PM (8ZskC)

14 "What's Eating Gilbert Rape?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:41 PM (XkWWK)

15 "The Rapes of Wrath."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:41 PM (XkWWK)

16 "Planet of the Rapes."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:41 PM (XkWWK)

17 I'm surprised Boehner, McCain and Graham haven't endorsed her yet.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 11, 2013 06:41 PM (+paCV)

18
Using Ashley's definition of rape:

Liberals forcing their agenda on us...is a lot like rape.
They are raping our freedom.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (2xMNt)

19
There shd not have been a warning of graphic language but a warning that the article contained an image of a graphic puffy face.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (3VhRQ)

20 This is simply a cry for sex from Puffy Face.

Posted by: dogfish at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (N2yhW)

21 When 10 is rape, what if you have to push it over the edge to 11? Ass-rape?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (8ZskC)

22 8
Meh. She'll probably win the damn seat. More of that KentuckY Jelly, please....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:39 PM (XkWWK)


On the bright side, at least that will stop McConnell and his "co-opting".

Posted by: alex® at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (m9cpE)

23 "17 I'm surprised Boehner, McCain and Graham haven't endorsed her yet.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 11, 2013 06:41 PM (+paCV) "

That would be ... rape.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (C3R9m)

24 That link took me to Meet Christian Singles website, Ace. I think I did something wrong.

She's got serious issues. What a killjoy

Posted by: L, elle at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (0PiQ4)

25 I'm not worried that she'll be elected. She's the gift that keeps on giving. The real election will be the repub primary if anybody challenges McConnell. It'd be interesting to see a Rand vs McConnell battle again.

Posted by: LT at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (1GjBY)

26 To what do we atribute her obsession with rape?

Too many trips on the casting couch?

Posted by: Ook? at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (OQpzc)

27 Meh. She'll probably win the damn seat. More of that KentuckY Jelly, please....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:39 PM (XkWWK)
----------------------------------------------------------
I've tried that Kentucky Jelly. It is not that good. It all but disappears on hot toast and it virtually has no taste.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (jucos)

28 Didn't Buzzfeed have a story today on how she could win?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (4cRnj)

29 I demand a free morning-after pill with every iPad.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (2jQGY)

30 I'm getting a name change to Chuck Berry and knocking her out of the democratic primaries. Them voters are that stupid. Its a proven fact.

Posted by: Whatev at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (A7Wh1)

31 If that woman gets into office, the U.S. is well and truly boned

Posted by: Oaty-Oaty Bars!...Not Mandatory! at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (LkyQ7)

32 I don't even want to read this link. So I'll just ask. Is the ipad rape kind of like the guy, um, making love to a couch?

Or is this pretend rape, like coal miners are raping the earth's crust?

I think a good strategy in Kentucky would be for conservatives to act as if her idiot ideas are typical of lefty womyn. Ya know, like when someone at a tea party held up a sign portraying Obama disrespectfully, and all the actors in the entertainment industry decided that all tea party people are flaming racists.

Puffy face equates owning an ipad with rape=all lefty womyn are f**king nuts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (9H+iJ)

33 "18
Using Ashley's definition of rape:

Liberals forcing their agenda on us...is a lot like rape.
They are raping our freedom.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (2xMNt) "

It's not "a lot like rape." It is rape. "Unconsensual love." "Because we're asking for it." "And like it." "Even though our mouths say no."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:44 PM (C3R9m)

34 26 To what do we atribute her obsession with rape?

Too many trips on the casting couch?

Posted by: Ook? at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (OQpzc)




Or not enough.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 11, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

35 So rape is the new racist?

Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (U+O64)

36 Rape is such a polarizing word.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, Horse Whisperer at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

37 My stoopid was raped and 9 month later had quadstoopidlets.

Posted by: Puffley Judd at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (vbh31)

38 25 I'm not worried that she'll be elected. She's the gift that keeps on giving. The real election will be the repub primary if anybody challenges McConnell. It'd be interesting to see a Rand vs McConnell battle again.
Posted by: LT at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (1GjBY)

They're not up at the same time, are they? In any case, McConnell actually supported Rand during the filibuster. Hmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (XkWWK)

39

Tip cups at Dunkin Donuts make me feel raped.


Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (vanqS)

40
I'm surprised Boehner, McCain and Graham haven't endorsed her yet.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 11, 2013 06:41 PM (+paCV)


They're probably waiting for Rove to give them the green light.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (WzyoM)

41 I took my kids to the zoo and told them this is what animal rape looks like.

They asked what rape was, and I beat them.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (4cRnj)

42 I wonder if this dumb scrunt has given up her iPad? Out of principle and everything.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

43 I am not a doctor, but that puffiness could be the symptom of a semen allergy.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2013 06:46 PM (g6gQo)

44 38 Lol, I know that, I live in the state. But Grayson was a proxy for McConnell and I'd be interested in a Rand proxy vs McConnell.

Posted by: LT at March 11, 2013 06:46 PM (1GjBY)

45 And yet.....



"But in 2010, Judd wrote that while she enjoys a variety of Apple
products – iPhone, iPad, iPod and Mac Book Air – she is concerned about
whether the minerals used to produce them are “conflict minerals.”"

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2013 06:46 PM (X6akg)

46 Rape, not unlike pedophilia and bestiality, is simply a lifestyle choice.

Posted by: The PuffHo at March 11, 2013 06:46 PM (+paCV)

47 31 If that woman gets into office, the U.S. is well and truly boned
Posted by: Oaty-Oaty Bars!...Not Mandatory! at March 11, 2013 06:43 PM (LkyQ7)


Where've you been? The fucking thing's a slinky since Stuart Smalley stole Minnesota.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:46 PM (XkWWK)

48

oops, I forgot to say 'Dare I say?'

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (LVtr+)

49 I'm considering buying my ex-girlfriend an new smart iRape. It's preset to leaking fistula vibrate.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (WM+rJ)

50
I feel violated by Ace over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Posted by: Violated by Ace at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (3VhRQ)

51 46 Rape, not unlike pedophilia and bestiality, is simply a lifestyle choice.
Posted by: The PuffHo at March 11, 2013 06:46 PM (+paCV)


Well, murder is nothing more than extroverted suicide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (XkWWK)

52 Stop raping your i-Pads! What? Oh. never mind.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (uhftQ)

53 They're not up at the same time, are they? In any case, McConnell actually supported Rand during the filibuster. Hmm...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:45 PM (XkWWK)


I don't think that McConnell deserves all the slings that most of my fellow Morons toss at him. I think he does more with less than half a deck than the tan weepy pile of shit does with a fucking laydown hand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (WzyoM)

54 "17 I'm surprised Boehner, McCain and Graham haven't endorsed her yet. "

Given McCain's pathetic need to hang out with celebrities, it wouldn't surprise me at all. I always wondered if that was one of the reasons McCain liked to talk about hanging out with Chappaquiddick Ted. Hanging out with a Kennedy fed his narcissism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 06:48 PM (9H+iJ)

55 How is she allowed to run if she lives in Tennessee?

She's a Democrat.

(How many days did Hillary own a house in NY before she filed to run for Senate? Under three digits, as I recall.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 06:48 PM (hO8IJ)

56
I didn’t even want all this stuff. My iPod was in gift basket from an event, about 8 years ago. My iPad was a gift from a generous producer. My perfectly good previous iPhone was stolen, and Baton Rouge had plenty of the new ones, so, movie star whatever excitement in the store, and I somehow ended up with one.

Ashley Judd





You poor* thing. How the world has victimized you.

*puffy

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 06:48 PM (kdS6q)

57 Obama just started a second term of rape.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 06:48 PM (9XBK2)

58 Mac is introducing a 100" inch I-Pad called the I-Pad Maxi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2013 06:49 PM (XkWWK)

59 Rape, It's the new Mutual Masterbation

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 11, 2013 06:49 PM (MhA4j)

60 I think he does more with less than half a deck than the tan weepy pile of shit does with a fucking laydown hand.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 11, 2013 06:47 PM (WzyoM)
-----------------------------------------------------
*clutches kerchief*

*starts weeping inconsolably*

Posted by: John Boner at March 11, 2013 06:49 PM (jucos)

61 I'm going from worrying about 'low information voters' to worrying about 'no information voters'. I think Ashley Judd might just landslide them.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 11, 2013 06:50 PM (feFL6)

62 I may be plus sized but I'm not a wacko bird.

Posted by: Wynonna Judd at March 11, 2013 06:50 PM (wIgpo)

63 I've been raped by an iBrator!

Posted by: Puff Juddy at March 11, 2013 06:50 PM (N+Fis)

64 Ashley Judd starred in Double Jeopardy. If you understand the insane premise of that movie, you will understand that "logic" is not one of her strong suits.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 11, 2013 06:50 PM (tVTLU)

65 So is owning an Android tablet rape too, or just copping a feel?

Posted by: Google at March 11, 2013 06:51 PM (6SvnM)

66 Ashley Judd is a puffy bird.




Rape.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:51 PM (C3R9m)

67 Ashley Judd raped my eyes and my wallet.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:51 PM (uhftQ)

68 So is owning an Android tablet rape too, or just copping a feel?
Posted by: Google at March 11, 2013 06:51 PM (6SvnM)
-----------------------------------------------------------
I would say that's more like being digitally violated....... wait.... is that rape?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2013 06:52 PM (jucos)

69 Ashley Judd raped logic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:52 PM (C3R9m)

70 "I've been raped twice, so I think I can handle Mitch McConnell". - Ashley Judd

Enough said.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (BVkEs)

71 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Real Joe at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (PD2ad)

72 Ashley Judd raped rape.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (uhftQ)

73
well, now,

I was forced to learn a new word today -- fistula.

I've been mind-raped.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (Fely/)

74 So I got both 66 and 69. How awesome is that? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (C3R9m)

75 I'm going to mass rape some lasagna tonight (as soon as the oven buzzer goes off). Then I'm going to puncture the fistula of some Pepperidge Farm Tahoe cookies.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (ZshNr)

76 At least buying a Kindle isn't rape. It's more like peeking down a loose blouse.

Posted by: Amazon at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (6SvnM)

77 53 Captain Hate,

I'd agree with you on McConnell vs Boner, but I feel like he should be doing more to obstruct JEF than he is. This gentleman's agreement bull shit and go along to get along stuff that McCain seems to endorse are for the birds.

Posted by: LT at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (1GjBY)

78 And she doesn't know what a fistula is. If you are going to try and sound pseudo-intellectual, the least you could do is know what the words you say actually mean.

A fistula is an abnormality (unless you are on dialysis.) It's not something women have naturally that will leak.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at March 11, 2013 06:53 PM (Gkhxf)

79
I rest on the flight to Brussels, but I do not sleep. I recall something I have been thinking about lately, aspiring to apply it to genocidaires, to FDRL, to Congolese military, to all armed militias, even the ones who make people eat each other.

Ashley Judd




Neither the A380 nor your First Class seat contains any of the dreaded rape metal, I gather?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

80

Ashley Judd is the new Steven Weber.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2013 06:54 PM (+oin+)

81 Like I said , we FRAK these people from the depths of the gean pool to fill public office, for the sake of all mankind...

Posted by: clemenza at March 11, 2013 06:54 PM (KmEEq)

82 "52 Stop raping your i-Pads! What? Oh. never mind.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale"

Well, the guy at the Apple Store did tell me that the iphone screen can take quite a lot of abuse. It never occurred to me that that was what he was talking about.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (9H+iJ)

83 What could I have possibly been thinking? Dare I say?

Posted by: Dario Puffchitti at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (vbh31)

84 I ask this in all seriousness: How different is what she says from the average Assistant Professor of Womens' Studies?

They think this is intellectualism.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (T0NGe)

85 Well #1 we did elect Obammy for a second term ..I mean this nomination would give the Impossible a whole new spectrum...

Posted by: clemenza at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (KmEEq)

86 She said she has been raped twice? Wasn't sure whether she liked it or not the first time so she let it happen again to be sure?
(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (uhftQ)

87 This post is like 9/11 raping a non-white person being dragged behind a truck all over again.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (8sCoq)

88 times infinity

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 06:56 PM (8sCoq)

89 21 When 10 is rape, what if you have to push it over the edge to 11? Ass-rape?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 11, 2013 06:42 PM (8ZskC)


Ass-rape-rape with an iPad and some strip-mining thrown in.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 11, 2013 06:56 PM (pAlYe)

90 "84 I ask this in all seriousness: How different is what she says from the average Assistant Professor of Womens' Studies?

They think this is intellectualism.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 06:55 PM (T0NGe) "

Ashley Judd is more coherent.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 06:56 PM (C3R9m)

91 So this could be something:

@TwitchyTeam: It's on: GayPatriot resigns GOProud—>potential run against Graham http://bit.ly/16n3C26

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (/T+P8)

92 Strip mine ass raping. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (uhftQ)

93
A fistula is an abnormality (unless you are on dialysis.) It's not something women have naturally that will leak.

It really depends on how big her girlfriends hands are...
again, I am not a doctor, but I have cranked one or two out to a young Jane Seymour.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (g6gQo)

94



LEAKING FISTULAS:
My Term in the U.S. Senate

by
Ashley Judd




Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (BUcLz)

95 Second look at Florida senators Pee Wee Herman and Carrot Top?

Posted by: Beagle at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (qlX9b)

96 That sound you hear is Ashley grabbing a shovel to dig her own grave, and the Kentucky dems grabbing extra shovels to bury her once the hole is big enough. Couldn't be happening to a nicer, saner person (and I say this as someone whose family tree is budding with mentally ill people.)

Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (8wqqE)

97 No, of course not, because she Cares about the proper things, don't you know.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 11, 2013 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

98 "68 So is owning an Android tablet rape too, or just copping a feel?
Posted by: Google at March 11, 2013 06:51 PM (6SvnM)
-----------------------------------------------------------
I would say that's more like being digitally violated....... wait.... is that rape?
Posted by: Truck Monkey"

THAT'S why my kindle has a touch screen. EEEW.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (9H+iJ)

99 They use me routinely in many capacitors. So every time you watch TV or cruise the intertubes or use your limousine's sat nav, you are a rapist. You're welcome.

Posted by: Tantalum at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (6SvnM)

100 Remember the Monty Python Spam song?
Care to guess how Ashley's version goes?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (uhftQ)

101 My iPod was in gift basket from an event

Which I'm sure she declared on her 1040 as federal tax law requires.

http://is.gd/r8YBx9

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (hO8IJ)

102
"Baton Rouge had plenty of the new ones, so, movie star whatever excitement in the store, and I somehow ended up with one. Inside me, by accident you see...

Ashley Judd"
iThingy = raperape
Android = just the tip (recycling old joke)

Posted by: Jess1 at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (lbiWb)

103 91 Yeah ,he announced it on his blog.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (9XBK2)

104 @86 that was probably an actress rehearsal rape in some New Yawk Acting class..

Posted by: clemenza at March 11, 2013 06:58 PM (KmEEq)

105 A Marxist can never rape. Why?

Simple. If you're non-consenting that just means you have a false consciousness and that you really do want to have sex.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 06:59 PM (T0NGe)

106 I'd wait until the lasagna cools before raping it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 11, 2013 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)

107 THAT'S why my kindle has a touch screen. EEEW.
Posted by: nerdygirl
***

Finger raping your Kindle...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 06:59 PM (uhftQ)

108 By the way, I bought groceries today and got raped by Obama's inflation.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 06:59 PM (9H+iJ)

109 "I can't think of anything I want and need that I don't already have but at the same time, I'm not sated."

"I have a responsibility to nurture and shepherd my talent and when I'm living the parts of my life not related to that I feel I have the right to be left alone."
Ashley Judd

Posted by: Daybrother knows shit she really said at March 11, 2013 06:59 PM (+paCV)

110 Can I buy some Sanctioned Mineral Credits to make up for all the rape minerals I've consumed? Maybe we should set up an exchange. Chicago could be HQ...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 11, 2013 07:00 PM (ZshNr)

111
"I can't think of anything I want and need that I don't already have but at the same time, I'm not sated."



"I have a responsibility to nurture and shepherd my talent and
when I'm living the parts of my life not related to that I feel I have
the right to be left alone."


That's some deep shit, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2013 07:00 PM (8ZskC)

112 If you're non-consenting that just means you have a false consciousness and that you really do want to have sex.

I've gotta try that line sometime.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (hO8IJ)

113 She mentions rape a lot.

I think it's beyond political gamesmanship.

I think she has rape on the brain. Might be related to the puffy face.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (T0NGe)

114 Dario Franchitti thinking, 'Dayum, finally chewed my way out of that beartrap.'

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

115 Seems to me, back in the day, Bobby Knight used the term rape to describe what had happened to one of his players in the lane which went uncalled by the homerizing referee.

And then the press proceeded to ass-rape, ear-rape, eye socket-rape, and then again ass-rape Knight in the dark alley of public opinion for the next week.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (0wChD)

116 Jetting halfway around the world to 'winter?'

Rape.

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (MMC8r)

117
Dare I say if she runs she'll probably win, this is such a screwy country now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (p/cQy)

118 Now you tell me, PGIS!!!! Ooooooooowwwww!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (ZshNr)

119 I wonder if Don Draper will campaign for Puffy Face. He seems to feel the need to campaign for lefties because he thinks he's one of them intellectual type actors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (9H+iJ)

120 Before running... for Senate... she should... learn how to... use ellipses.


Also, what's wrong with her face!?

Posted by: Concern Troll at March 11, 2013 07:01 PM (4KOF2)

121
that crazy older whore on BOARDWALK EMPIRE who sexed her son?

I thought at first that was Ashley Judd.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2013 07:02 PM (8dspl)

122 >If you're non-consenting that just means you have a false consciousness and that you really do want to have sex.

I've gotta try that line sometime.


work the word 'hierarchy' in there too

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 07:02 PM (8sCoq)

123
My friend Victor Chan recounts in his book with the His Holiness the Dali Lama an exchange between HH DL and a fellow Lama, who had been tortured by the Chinese.

I have this book on my (yes) iPod. If I get a massage, I listen to it,

Ashley Judd





Then after my $250 an hour massage, back up on the cross.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

124 Just saw my first WWZ TV ad,well,I missed most of it ,thought it was an ad for something else.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (9XBK2)

125 I wouldn't mind teaching Ashley a thing or two about rape.

Posted by: Arsenic at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (6SvnM)

126 How do we know Don Draper is one of them intellectual type actors? 'Cause he does naked scenes on a cable channel teevee show.

Not that I'm complaining. He's purdy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (9H+iJ)

127 great now I have to worry about "conflict minerals" too. I had to sit through an insufferable 4H public project on "conflict chocolate" where I was lectured by asmarmy 11 year old girl that every time I ate non-conflict free chocolatefrom that evil Hershey's corporation I was ensuring the deaths of thousands of little African kids. She righteously informed us that if we didn't want to be child killers we should only buy the expensive conflict free chocolate bars.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)

128 Oh, and Hollywood? A large, wasteful industry that pollutes profligately. For entertainment.

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (MMC8r)

129 Only we could come up with a term like "conflict minerals". We boggle the mind, don't we?

Posted by: Deranged Liberals at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (vbh31)

130
Chick peas are rape. Fistulas Unite!

Posted by: Ashley Puffy Judd at March 11, 2013 07:04 PM (p/cQy)

131 a fistula is an unnatural connection between any two bodily organs


Judd has a fistula connecting her anus to her brain

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at March 11, 2013 07:04 PM (Dll6b)

132 Some people don't understand that you can care about things without being all AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH PFFFFFFFTTTT WAAARRRGAAAAARRRBBLLLLLEEEE!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 07:04 PM (bxiXv)

133
I'd wait until the lasagna cools before raping it.

Lasagna is always better the next day, anyway.

If you want something ready to rape in minutes, try my new single serve Beef-a-Roni!

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at March 11, 2013 07:04 PM (g6gQo)

134 Even this being Kentucky I be she'll win the nomination and the election. You can count on Americans being that fucking stupid.

Let it burn.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at March 11, 2013 07:04 PM (16UJh)

135 You know Asley, rape was a capital crime in the US before you moonbats made it into a 3 years for the first offense item. Moonbattery has consequences.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 11, 2013 07:05 PM (0q2P7)

136 where I was lectured by asmarmy 11 year old girl that every time I ate
non-conflict free chocolatefrom that evil Hershey's corporation I was
ensuring the deaths of thousands of little African kids.


You know what kills more little African kids every year than chocolate? The ban on DDT.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 07:05 PM (hO8IJ)

137 work the word 'hierarchy' in there too
Posted by: Jones in CO


Don't forget "Bourgeois sensibility" and "power structure"

Posted by: Daybrother at March 11, 2013 07:05 PM (+paCV)

138 Rapists these days..... so desensitized by movies, television and Ashley Judd.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 11, 2013 07:05 PM (0wChD)

139 I haven't read the comments but the DC link Ace linked at the link he linked here says the psycho owned more than one Apple product at the time she made the psycho statements.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 11, 2013 07:05 PM (6zgse)

140 "127 great now I have to worry about "conflict minerals" too. I had to sit through an insufferable 4H public project on "conflict chocolate" where I was lectured by asmarmy 11 year old girl that every time I ate non-conflict free chocolatefrom that evil Hershey's corporation I was ensuring the deaths of thousands of little African kids. She righteously informed us that if we didn't want to be child killers we should only buy the expensive conflict free chocolate bars.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (RZ8pf) "

Eating chocolate: child murder.

Not child murder: abortion.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 07:06 PM (C3R9m)

141 You know what kills more little African kids every year than chocolate? The ban on DDT.


You'd think Margaret Sanger would be thanking me.

Posted by: Rachel Carson at March 11, 2013 07:06 PM (8ZskC)

142 She righteously informed us that if we didn't want to be child killers we should only buy the expensive conflict free chocolate bars.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)


Liberals are *DEEPLY* concerned with child labor in Africa.

Islamic slave trade in Africa? MMMMmmmmmmm, errr, ummm.... surely someone is working on that?

It's like they only come at modern African slavery sideways. Gee, I wonder why that is?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 07:06 PM (bxiXv)

143 Well, congratulations Mitch McConnell. You've found the one opponent that could make me want to save your sorry ass.

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:06 PM (MMC8r)

144 136 It does save billions of Mosquitoes though.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 07:06 PM (9XBK2)

145 Don't forget "Bourgeois sensibility" and "power structure"

I gotta be able to keep a straight face.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 07:07 PM (hO8IJ)

146 Today I learned that when Ace warns you about a link, you should listen.

Gack.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 11, 2013 07:07 PM (SUKHu)

147 great now I have to worry about "conflict minerals" too. I had to sit through an insufferable 4H public project on "conflict chocolate" where I was lectured by asmarmy 11 year old girl that every time I ate non-conflict free chocolatefrom that evil Hershey's corporation I was ensuring the deaths of thousands of little African kids. She righteously informed us that if we didn't want to be child killers we should only buy the expensive conflict free chocolate bars.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 11, 2013 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)

they have infiltrated 4H now too ? Sheesh

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 11, 2013 07:07 PM (nTgAI)

148 I don't know whether to cry or jerk off on my Iphone.

Posted by: Richard Gozinya at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (gOHAy)

149
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 11, 2013 06:39 PM (FKQng)
I assumed because McConnell looks like weak prey, and because she has a massively puffy ego and thinks she actually has a chance? But between McConnell doing a valiant effort to stay relevant (supporting Rand during the filibuster), her saying dumb things whenever she opens her mouth, and getting the Christine O'Donnell treatment but from the right, she'll have a tough battle to pull it off IMO.

Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (8wqqE)

150
I board my flight.
I turn on my iPad.
I write this diary.
I hurt, even as my life is dedicated to helping.

Ashley Judd





Well someone's been reading her copy of "Go Ask Alice"...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (kdS6q)

151 --Turns over Ipad

Well, lookee there...'may contain up to 23% rape by volume.'

Wonders never cease.

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (MMC8r)

152 I need to know that people died to make my candy bar or cup of coffee

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (8sCoq)

153 Don't forget "Bourgeois sensibility" and "power structure"


Throw in "dialectical materialism" and you're good to third base. Especially with those chicks from Dickinson.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

154 The ban on DDT.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 07:05 PM (hO8IJ)


They've started to undo that, but it's been slow going and the crankypants enviroweenies would still rather they continue to die at about the present rate.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (bxiXv)

155 @123 - LMFAO

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (14j4X)

156 It's like they only come at modern African slavery sideways. Gee, I wonder why that is?

We take into consideration the "brownness" of those involved.

Posted by: Deranged Liberals at March 11, 2013 07:09 PM (vbh31)

157
I don't know whether to cry or jerk off on my Iphone.

There's an app for that.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2013 07:09 PM (g6gQo)

158 She was carying a sword. A Rapier, i think.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 11, 2013 07:09 PM (UrENZ)

159 Oh, Stacy McCain had something recently about how Miss "breeders are bad" had years of infertility treatments with no success.

Cute.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 11, 2013 07:09 PM (SUKHu)

160
Leaking Fistulas: A Three in One Woman Show
Starring Brian Dennehy as Ashley, Wynonna and Naomi Judd

Posted by: burninghotpee at March 11, 2013 07:09 PM (LoejD)

161 I suppose she thinks unwanted sex is rape. What a stuck up provincial slut.

Posted by: Kevin Coe at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (rQs7E)

162 Don't forget "Bourgeois sensibility" and "power structure"

I gotta be able to keep a straight face.


I think we need to use Marxist language more. They seem to like it.

Liberals are Marx' bourgeoisie.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (T0NGe)

163 --Turns over M$ Surface:

'Rape Inside
(Formerly Intel)'

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (MMC8r)

164 You her flop show MISSING could be a metaphor for a lot of things in her life.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (KCvsd)

165 >>>great now I have to worry about "conflict minerals" too

What about conflict air? That oxygen you are breathing could have and likely was in part made by photosynthesis occurring in conflict regions.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (0q2P7)

166 135 You know Asley, rape was a capital crime in the US before you moonbats made it into a 3 years for the first offense item. Moonbattery has consequences.

Excellent point.
Because of the Left, rapists nowget a light sentence and are back out on the streets...free to rape again and again.

You'd think, that since Leftists seem to agree that rape is a horrible thing...
That they would want to take away a rapist's 'assault penis', to prevent them from raping again.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (2xMNt)

167 159 Those treatments are pretty rapey.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (9XBK2)

168 Oh, Stacy McCain had something recently about how Miss "breeders are bad" had years of infertility treatments with no success. Cute.
Posted by: Mama AJ
***

So she had treatments to be sterile and got pregnant anyway? /

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 07:11 PM (uhftQ)

169
getting the Christine O'Donnell treatment but from the right, she'll have a tough battle to pull it off IMO.
Posted by: LizLem at





We gave Elizabeth Warren a blanket party for months. She won in a walk.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 07:11 PM (kdS6q)

170 Thank God Kentucky Dems are not running a Clinton blue collar Dem.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 11, 2013 07:11 PM (TtA6H)

171
This week's Californication fetish was eating a candybar out of va jay jays.

Posted by: Violated by Ace at March 11, 2013 07:11 PM (3VhRQ)

172 BRB--rapin' for the patriarchy

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

173 Turns over Ipad Well, lookee there...'may contain up to 23% rape by volume.' Wonders never cease.
Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:08 PM (MMC8r

ok, funny

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 11, 2013 07:12 PM (nTgAI)

174 Great. Now will Sears have to begin selling fair-trade, rape-free tools?

Posted by: Tungsten at March 11, 2013 07:12 PM (j3uk1)

175 169 Yep,though Judd is crazier than Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 07:12 PM (9XBK2)

176 2014 will not be good for the Dems. LIV stay home.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 11, 2013 07:12 PM (TtA6H)

177 I can't read these conflict comments anymore. It's like rape.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 11, 2013 07:12 PM (+paCV)

178 Great. Now will Sears have to begin selling fair-trade, rape-free tools?
Posted by: Tungsten
***

I can smell the rape on their conflict tools as I drive by.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 07:13 PM (uhftQ)

179 An iPad mini isn't rape, it's just getting to third base.

Posted by: Tungsten at March 11, 2013 07:13 PM (j3uk1)

180 Her puffy cheeks? Stuffed with rapeseed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2013 07:14 PM (ccXZP)

181 The Congo Rainforest produces a good bit of oxygen and ALL of you breath it. Therefore, QUIT RAPING MY PLANET AND JUST DIE ALREADY!

Posted by: Judd The Puffy at March 11, 2013 07:14 PM (eHIJJ)

182 An iPad mini isn't rape, it's just getting to third base.
Posted by: Tungsten
***

It gets raped by midgets.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2013 07:14 PM (uhftQ)

183 I have family tree issues.

Posted by: Puffley Judd at March 11, 2013 07:14 PM (vbh31)

184 Oh, Stacy McCain had something recently about how Miss "breeders are bad" had years of infertility treatments with no success.

Explains a lot.

She's bitter.

I wonder if she had abortions when she was young.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 07:14 PM (T0NGe)

185 Good Lord!The commercial for Budweisser Black Crown is full of hipsters.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 07:14 PM (9XBK2)

186 Miss "breeders are bad" had years of infertility treatments with no success.

I have a feeling that the answer to her infertility is beyond even the ability of Bob Dole to fix.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 11, 2013 07:15 PM (feFL6)

187 That blog is going down the memory hole faster than cream corn down Helen Thomas's leftover-disposing crotch.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 11, 2013 07:15 PM (dCqrx)

188 Hey, to be called the crazy Judd in that family is saying something

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 11, 2013 07:15 PM (nTgAI)

189 You said 'Ipad' twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 11, 2013 07:15 PM (MMC8r)

190 This fat little dumpling makes Mark Ruffalo look like a fucking genius.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 11, 2013 07:15 PM (0LTQ7)

191 This week's Californication fetish was eating a candybar out of va jay jays.

It's not a Rusty Venture.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (T0NGe)

192 Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Posted by: B at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (6iEQd)

193 190 It's true and at least he was in a fun movie.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (9XBK2)

194 With an iPod nano all you get is a fistful of nipple and a kiss.

Posted by: Tungsten at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (j3uk1)

195
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 11, 2013 07:09 PM (SUKHu)
Ah, so she pulled from real life for her role in "Delovely?" Next you'll be telling me that her (ex) husband is secretly a gay genius.

Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (8wqqE)

196 I was raped by Star Trek! http://tinyurl.com/a5achyg

Posted by: Puffy Plinkett at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (i7B17)

197 well, speaking of crazy AND in the Senate -- email today from Phony Squaw Warren (D - MA):



Attorney General Eric Holder indicated in testimony before the U.S.
Senate that some Wall Street banks have gotten so big that they are now
above the law.


He actually said earlier this week:

I am concerned that the size of some of these institutions becomes so
large that it does become difficult for us to prosecute them when we are
hit with indications that if you do prosecute, if you do bring a
criminal charge, it will have a negative impact on the national economy,
perhaps even the world economy.


This is wrong -- just plain wrong. We are a country that believes in
equal justice under the law -- not special deals for the big guys. And
that's not all the special deals that the big banks get.


According to recent calculations by Bloomberg, the top ten biggest
banks receive an $83 billion subsidy every year in the form of lower
borrowing costs -- something not available to your community bank or
credit union. The markets think that, if things get tough, the
government will be there to bail out the big banks again but not the
little guys.


To put things in perspective -- that $83 billion subsidy is about the
same amount of money being fought over in the sequestration.


So why are we still debating this issue at all? Isn't it obvious that
the "too big to fail" problem still exists and is bad for small banks?
Bad for taxpayers? Bad for our economy? Bad for justice?


Here's one theory that worries me: maybe people believe that the banks have in fact become too big to shrink. They have started to say that we can't cut these banks down to size.


I'm not one of them, and neither are colleagues of mine like Sen.
Sherrod Brown who have been fighting hard on this issue. We know we can
take on the big banks and their army of lobbyists and win because we've
done it before.


When banks are too big to fail, too big to jail, too big for trial, too
big to manage, too big to regulate, too big to shrink, and too big to
reform... they are just too big.


We're just getting started here.


Thank you for being a part of this,


Elizabeth

Posted by: mallfly at March 11, 2013 07:18 PM (bJm7W)

198 We gave Elizabeth Warren a blanket party for months. She won in a walk.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 07:11 PM (kdS6q)

Sigh, I think I scrubbed that info from my mind because the stupid overwhelmed me. So back to DOOOOM? SMOD can't come soon enough.

Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2013 07:18 PM (8wqqE)

199 I'm going to write to her soon-to-be-ex and suggest that he imagine that this crazy bitch is racing in the car right behind him...

...and then I'm betting every penny I can steal on him.

Posted by: zsasz at March 11, 2013 07:18 PM (MMC8r)

200 You want see the landscape of a raped planet? Take a look at her face! Now that's rape!

Posted by: Dr BOTOX at March 11, 2013 07:18 PM (8EWIr)

201 Will ABC still be able to ruin the Indy 500 by repeatedly showing her puffy face as the race winds down? Maybe they should hand out Ashley Judd face fans to everyone in the grandstands so ABC can pan to something in the closing laps.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at March 11, 2013 07:19 PM (6WVi+)

202 Mitch McConnell's gotta have a boner the size of Wyoming by now...

Ashley Judd isn't just a mindless Hollywood liberal - she's the living embodiment of the classic conservative caricature of a mindless Hollywood liberal.

Posted by: packsoldier at March 11, 2013 07:19 PM (xxeGx)

203 4 Damn, missed it by that much.

Posted by: Not Mandatory! at March 11, 2013 06:37 PM (LkyQ7)


Missing out on being first is just like being raped.

Posted by: Marmo at March 11, 2013 07:19 PM (pcgW1)

204 I've tried that Kentucky Jelly. It is not that good. It all but disappears on hot toast and it virtually has no taste.
-----------
But you could it swallow easier, eh?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 11, 2013 07:20 PM (8EWIr)

205 Qualifications?..."Rape, murder,arson, and rape" You said rape twice ? "I like rape"

Posted by: Dave at March 11, 2013 07:21 PM (Lw1iJ)

206 201 Will ABC still be able to ruin the Indy 500 by repeatedly showing her puffy face as the race winds down? Maybe they should hand out Ashley Judd face fans to everyone in the grandstands so ABC can pan to something in the closing laps.
-----------
I think you mean the Kentucky Derby. She's in the pole position.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 11, 2013 07:22 PM (8EWIr)

207 Posted by: mallfly at March 11, 2013 07:18 PM (bJm7W)

The Government has gotten so big that it is now
above the law.


Warren is a little autocrat/demagogue/Socialist/Leftist. But she Cares...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 11, 2013 07:22 PM (C3R9m)

208 My God, it's full of iPads and rape!

Posted by: Dave Bowman at March 11, 2013 07:22 PM (j3uk1)

209
I think you mean the Kentucky Derby. She's in the pole position.

Dang it, it was my year!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at March 11, 2013 07:23 PM (MMC8r)

210 Ted Kennedy was rape under water. Ms. Judd is cosmic rape rape. She needs a steamy weekend get away with John McCain to a drone free tropical paradise to ease some of the tension and stress of puffiness.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 11, 2013 07:24 PM (3RiPs)

211 'I had to sit through an insufferable 4H public project on "conflict chocolate" where I was lectured by asmarmy 11 year old girl that every time I ate non-conflict free chocolatefrom that evil Hershey's corporation I was ensuring the deaths of thousands of little African kids.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle'

I was in 4H back in the good old days, when they taught you how to feed and care for your horse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2013 07:24 PM (9H+iJ)

212 >>I wonder if she had abortions when she was young.

That did occur to me.

Link in name to teh other McC's article. Warning: up close pic of her face.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 11, 2013 07:24 PM (SUKHu)

213 I stopped buying Fair Trade coffee and now I only buy Fair Rape coffee.

Posted by: Marmo at March 11, 2013 07:25 PM (pcgW1)

214 Ashley Judd .... I read some interview of her and even with the low low standards of journalists Ashley came across as a spoiled whiner. Waaah, mom was gone a lot and big sis wasn't a perfect babysitter, poor little me, getting a shot in Hollywood based on their fame does not begin to make up for not having had the perfect Cosby show type childhood. She can die of an OD or VD or whatever is 3rd leading cause of death for idiotic whiny washed up actresses any time.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 11, 2013 07:25 PM (dkExz)

215 It was really giving it to her. I felt bad for her. I kind of felt bad for the horse.

Posted by: Cal at March 11, 2013 07:26 PM (rQs7E)

216 "My stoopid was raped and 9 month later had quadstoopidlets." - Puffy Judd

What did you name them, how many were puffy and how many were fistulas?

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 11, 2013 07:26 PM (3RiPs)

217 >>>When banks are too big to fail, too big to jail, too big for trial, too

big to manage, too big to regulate, too big to shrink, and too big to

reform... they are just too big.

Yet the monetary policy of the FED which ensures only big banks get access to the federal funds rate for securities while smaller banks have to go begging at the discount window. When you build a monetary system that financially rewards big banks guess what happens?

Oh the fed. Another great progressive idea. Moonbattery has consequences.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 11, 2013 07:27 PM (0q2P7)

218 213 I stopped buying Fair Trade coffee and now I only buy Fair Rape coffee.


I don't care if it's fair or not, I just buy plain Rape.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 11, 2013 07:28 PM (j3uk1)

219 Those Foxconn suicides in China? Caused by Ashley Judd's insatiable demand for Apple gadgetry and mayhem. And rape.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2013 07:28 PM (WM+rJ)

220 Ashley Judd = scourge
It is unfortunate, but like a lot of cities that have gotten larger, a certain socialist element takes hold. Though a great number of dems ar regstered in KY, they are generally more conservative. There was a time that fols would live poor, but clean, and be too proud to accept Fed handouts, those days are gone in KY, too. So yes, KY is vulnerable to this sort of takeover. Looking at how different bills have been being voted on recently, I see but a small handful of dems trying to thwart what is reasonable, thankfully, they have not prevailed. SB 129 to not enforce 'assault weapons' restrictions and other fed regulations, SB 150 to decrease CC application wait peiod, SB 80 to purposefully not comply or fund any Agenda 21 initiatives.
We are under seige, and the Soros backed Judd is jst another example.

Posted by: Mirage at March 11, 2013 07:28 PM (I0Tk1)

221 Guys, they are raping Pandora and killing the indigenous peoples to get all of the unobtanium to make iPads. I saw it on a documentary. We have to do something!!!11!11!!!

Posted by: Ashley Juggs at March 11, 2013 07:29 PM (mWNod)

222 Yeah, well ummm, Mitch McConnell has a turtle face. Take THAT!

Posted by: Democratic Rapid Response Corps at March 11, 2013 07:30 PM (60GaT)

223 #281 213 I stopped buying Fair Trade coffee and now I only buy Fair Rape coffee.

I don't care if it's fair or not, I just buy plain Rape.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 11, 2013 07:28 PM (j3uk1) --- --- --- --- ---

Is it still rape if you buy it?

Posted by: Marmo at March 11, 2013 07:30 PM (pcgW1)

224 for your horse.

My father was in 4H where he learned to care for a cow, and sew and knit and a bunch of other stuff that grandma forced him to participate in because she was the sponser

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 11, 2013 07:30 PM (DsPRa)

225 Rape coffee is perfectly fine aslongit has at least 50% leaking fistula.

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at March 11, 2013 07:31 PM (rQs7E)

226 I took a boat ride on the Fistula when I was in Krakow.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 11, 2013 07:31 PM (8ZskC)

227 >I think you mean the Kentucky Derby. She's in the pole position.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 11, 2013 07:22 PM (8EWIr)


I read on the intertubes that she has plans to glom on to the Derby in some fashion to make her official campaign announcement

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 07:31 PM (8sCoq)

228 I read on the intertubes that she has plans to glom on to the Derby in some fashion to make her official campaign announcement

She'll be running in the third race.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 11, 2013 07:32 PM (DsPRa)

229 i was gonna say i don't have an issue with the word "rape" being used figuratively (e.g. "Rape of Nanking") buuut saw the link and...yeah

Posted by: JDP at March 11, 2013 07:33 PM (60GaT)

230 She's a moby, they are hoping we will see her as crushable, ditch McConnell and then some other Dim might have a chance when she drops out.

I say we ditch Mitch, and crush whoever they post.

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2013 07:33 PM (z6Elp)

231 "I say we ditch Mitch"

why

Posted by: JDP at March 11, 2013 07:34 PM (60GaT)

232 She'll be running in the third race.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 11, 2013 07:32 PM (DsPRa)

Under the name of, "Runny Fistula."

Posted by: Hey-Zeus at March 11, 2013 07:34 PM (rQs7E)

233 I drink my Rape coffee with the Milk of Inhuman Kindness.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 11, 2013 07:35 PM (j3uk1)

234 My peanut butter cup has a body count.

Posted by: Ashley Juggs at March 11, 2013 07:35 PM (mWNod)

235 April 15th is National Rape Day. Oh, and my b-day. How sad!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 11, 2013 07:43 PM (DaxAl)

236 I was in 4H back in the good old days, when they taught you how to feed and care for your horse.

I lived in town, so I only learned how to be a homemaker. Probably my time would have been better spent learning how to be a vapid slut. Eh.

OTOH, the chocolate cream pie I made last night is fabulous.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 11, 2013 07:44 PM (hO8IJ)

237 A guy gave me a fistula once. It wasn't my favorite, but to each his own. I'm still kinda likin' this rapey bitch.

Posted by: Charles Manson at March 11, 2013 07:44 PM (JQuNB)

238 Not as big as my body count.

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at March 11, 2013 07:45 PM (mWNod)

239 My body count has you both beat by orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Rachel Carson at March 11, 2013 07:46 PM (mWNod)

240 It's not a Rusty Venture.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 11, 2013 07:16 PM (T0NGe) The Venture Brothers is my favorite cartoon evah!!!11!1!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 11, 2013 07:48 PM (DaxAl)

241 239 My body count has you both beat by orders of magnitude.


Piker.

Posted by: Mao Tse-Tung at March 11, 2013 07:49 PM (j3uk1)

242 I didn't know that Kanye West was gay? He had an affair with some male model named Robt. Tesci or something who dumped him. So, old Kanye is on the downlow.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 11, 2013 07:54 PM (3VhRQ)

243 Y'all, she is just embracing her pig (or something).

I hope if she is in a debate the other person brings a box of Puff's tissue to the podium and, after she notices, hides them with his/her glass of water.

One can only hope the entire UK basketball team can confess to her abuse. She was a cheerleader, you know.

I think she had a violent reaction to cheek implants and Botox. No sinus infection and steroids are going to cause permanent puffy.
Declaration of Dame Christy, Redneck Queen, 11th March 2013

Posted by: ChristyBlinky does not give a hoot in hell for Democraps at March 11, 2013 08:34 PM (baL2B)

244 Abuse. check
Incest. check
Basketball team. check
Mother/sister abuse. check
Daddy abuse/desertion. check
No plumbing growing up. check (humming Loretta Lynn's Coalminer's dtr song)
So beautiful she was abused. check
Puffy face due to steroid shot for sinus infection. check
Marches in abortion rally parades. check
Loves The Won. check
Embraces inner pig. check
Breathing oxygen is abuse. check
abuseabuseabuse. Bless her heart. check
Thinks every word uttered is precious. checkmate

Posted by: ChristyBlinky does not give a hoot in hell for Democraps at March 11, 2013 08:41 PM (baL2B)

245 Judd says her puffier face was due to a sinus infection -- which
required her to take serious steroids. "And maybe I had something salty,
as we would say in the south, and I swelled up."

Yeah, that botox allergic reaction/ filler one year later. She also has the "little eye" from slippage in photos. Bless her heart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky does not give a hoot in hell for Democraps at March 11, 2013 08:49 PM (baL2B)

246 White girls be crazy.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2013 08:51 PM (U+O64)

247 There was a time I used Ashley Judd to indulge my hillbilly fantasies.

Then she spoke.

I had completely lost my mind and forgot guy rule #1- never sleep with crazy. And #2 Puffy means probable STD or some type of chromosome deficiency from too much inbreeding.

Posted by: Marcus at March 11, 2013 09:33 PM (1vUMX)

248 I've been educated not to rape, thank goodness. But even if I were a rapist, I wouldn't put my rape-stick in a sh!t-leaking fistula. That's ooky.

Posted by: gp at March 11, 2013 09:37 PM (mk9aG)

249 I think the "Legal Insurrection" blog is correct. Republicans will fail to take Ashley at their own peril. She will raise millions from Hollywood easilyand will become a underdog if people keep talking about her puffy face and other stupidities. etc. Ask her for her position papers, talk about issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2013 09:48 PM (g7q64)

250 Meant "fail to take her seriously" She will have MILLIONS behind her run and will have an adoring press. If Obama can be elected so can Ashley Judd:

http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/03/ashley-judd/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2013 09:53 PM (g7q64)

251 Ashley by her own statements has made herself a joke. She's overestimated her own self-importance. If idiots want to elect her, they deserve what they'll get. The re-election of Obama proved anything is possible when nothing is done to stop voter fraud and low information voters from skewing the results election after election.

Posted by: GreenEyes at March 11, 2013 10:14 PM (nu16a)

252 Posted by: ChristyBlinky does not give a hoot in hell for Democraps at March 11, 2013 08:41 PM (baL2B)


(humming Loretta Lynn's Coalminer's dtr song) Cool Fact: Instead of my Dad inheriting, LL, CMD, grew up to buy my GGpa's beloved Hurricane Mills farm and family manse. Which is probably why my house plumbing is plumb broke, as it all evens out.

Posted by: Sarahw at March 11, 2013 10:46 PM (LYwCh)

253 So I guess that was a kind of manse-rape.

Posted by: Sarahw at March 11, 2013 10:47 PM (LYwCh)

254
Ace, you should push the following meme:

Boyd Crowder for Senate. An honest crook for dishonest times!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 12, 2013 09:20 AM (1hM1d)






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