Democratic Strategist: Women Don't Need Guns to Protect Themselves Against Rape. We Just Need to Tell Men to Stop Raping.

So I'm doing my part.

Guys -- don't rape people. Come on, that's bush-league. Straighten up and fly right.

So there you go, now there's no more rape.

Posted by: Ace at 02:28 PM



Comments

1 What if she says she wants it?

Posted by: Andrew at March 06, 2013 02:29 PM (HS3dy)

2 How about some papier mache heads for anti rape?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (BAS5M)

3 Now, if they can only figure out how to get Democrats to stop being freaking morons...

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (VndSC)

4 Don't rape? Or don't rape rape?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (GFM2b)

5
Was I first? And now second...?

Posted by: Andrew at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (HS3dy)

6 smack your rapist on the nose and scold him, it works for puppies!

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (HEa5q)

7 Sure, then government officials do not need guards with guns to protect them. Let's just tell terrorists and criminals to stop trying to harm the former.

Posted by: Comrade J at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (Cq/0w)

8 "Gun [and Rape] Free School Zone." Problem solved!

Posted by: NYCcon at March 06, 2013 02:31 PM (jLXdE)

9 Oh,all right.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at March 06, 2013 02:31 PM (jfWE9)

10 Do they want men to stop, or stop-stop?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 02:31 PM (VndSC)

11 I'd like someone to tell them that we don't need anti-gun laws, we just need to tell people to not shoot people.

Posted by: Happy to be in Texas at March 06, 2013 02:31 PM (44PWr)

12 If women carried pop tarts in their purses, they could bite them into the shape of a gun, which would obviously terrify the potential rapist into a lifetime of therapy.

It's like an SNL skit after consuming a half pound of hashish.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 06, 2013 02:32 PM (Ec6wH)

13 No rape, you guys!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2013 02:32 PM (KjlbF)

14 What if when she screams no she really means yes? What are you supposed to then?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2013 02:33 PM (4cRnj)

15 Why has the democratic party failed to grasp what King Canute understood prior to the Norman invasion?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:33 PM (t06LC)

16 of course if she's a level 8 wizard she could use Power Word Stun provided her rapist has less than 150 hp

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 06, 2013 02:33 PM (HEa5q)

17 Guys -- don'trape people.Come on, that's bush-league. Straighten up and fly right.

Well, there goes my weekend. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2013 02:33 PM (zF6Iw)

18 How about a candlelight vigil near some dark alleys? That should overturn the patriarchal pro-rape culture! They can even sing, "(You) Can't Touch This!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (BAS5M)

19 2012: RAPE IS WORSE THAN MURDER!!!!

2013: PREVENTING RAPE IS MURDER!!!!!!!

Posted by: zsasz at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (wWb/B)

20 I'm tired of progressives raping my grandchild's future.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (LCb5K)

21 I don't want to live in Democratic utopia any more. It's just too.. unreal.

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (z63Tr)

22 Democrat Strategist Zerlina Maxwell argues that as a society we need to tell men to stop raping women, and with the proper training men will comply and women won’t need guns to protect themselves. And get this – Zerlina says she’s been raped before.


________________


Gawd--I can't make myself watch the video--what the hell would be "the proper training"?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (r2PLg)

23 Nobody ever mentioned that "Don't Rape" stuff before. What's changed?

Posted by: Kennedy Klan at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (/E3ql)

24 But...but...sometimes they're really asing for it.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2013 02:35 PM (u2a4R)

25 Every woman should be assigned a drone when out in public. It'll be like a chaperone of old.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 06, 2013 02:35 PM (Ec6wH)

26
C'mon, guys, coexist! Really! I mean it!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:35 PM (IDSI7)

27 I feel "don't rape me" t-shirts are the next logical step in the democrat's anti-rape campaign.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2013 02:35 PM (4cRnj)

28 Gawd--I can't make myself watch the video--what the hell would be "the proper training"?

xxx

Self castration?

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (z63Tr)

29 Here is the way it works in my house:

No = No

Maybe = No

Yes = I'm humoring you but I really mean No

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (KjlbF)

30 Raping is Bad You Guys!

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (FsUAO)

31 I prefer to think of it as ' strip mining in Appalachia.'

Posted by: rapist at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (wWb/B)

32 Stopping rape is easy - we just need a whole shitload of signs that say "No rape zone." /liberal

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (IDSI7)

33 I'm surprised she didn't ask women to just submit willingly, to make it consensual. - or is that next week's idea?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (VndSC)

34 There goes my weekend plans.

Posted by: Some Viking at March 06, 2013 02:36 PM (ezONT)

35 Come on, that's bush-league.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: toby928© furthers the meme at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (QupBk)

36 You know, we need a law against rape.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (IDSI7)

37 Rape, you guys!

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (4cRnj)

38 This works? Let's tell people to stop shooting each other, stop doing meth, and stop stealing! Revolutionary ideas here! Utopia begins now!

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (Hjtwj)

39 Well, I always liked to call it, "Surprise Sex." Rape sounds so crude.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (9Xj/b)

40 These people are either incredibly stupid or as a character in in the Last Jehad series said; "Americans just do not understand that evil truly does exist in this world".

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (53z96)

41 Don't rape.

SERIOUS, you guys.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (xmcEQ)

42 Reminds me of an old madtv cartoon "Shaq and the Super Lakers"

"Kobe, dont be rapin"

Posted by: BSR at March 06, 2013 02:37 PM (H0Rot)

43
I feel "don't rape me" t-shirts are the next logical step in the democrat's anti-rape campaign.

They'll print up t-shirts saying "Rape is ... rape!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:38 PM (IDSI7)

44
/sigh That is so going to work, in their world.

In mine significant other is going to shoot, till the SoB is f'in dead or she has to reload, and then reload and make sure.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at March 06, 2013 02:38 PM (IanLz)

45 The new RocketBallz irons make it Rocketballz-ier.

Golfers now more rape-ier.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 06, 2013 02:38 PM (xmcEQ)

46 Gawd--I can't make myself watch the video--what the hell would be "the proper training"?
Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2013 02:34 PM (r2PLg)


Training young boys to understand that they are subhuman and must suppress their masculinity and allow themselves to be utterly dominated by the feminine. "Honor thy father and mother" in that situation would become "Honor thy mother and treat your father with disdain, as his only role in life was to beget you, you horrible little maggot."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:38 PM (4df7R)

47 39: Isnt that ladyboy Assange's charge in Sweden? "Sex by surprise"?

Posted by: BSR at March 06, 2013 02:38 PM (H0Rot)

48 Odd nobody thought to just tell men not to rape before.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (C2//T)

49
Not bad; needs more cupcakes.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (LVtr+)

50 Rand Paul should bring all these quotes up on the Senate floor.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (4cRnj)

51 Not. Gonna. Happen.

Posted by: The Muslim World at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (xmcEQ)

52 Cnut set his throne by the sea shore and commanded the tide to halt and not wet his feet and robes. Yet "continuing to rise as usual [the tide] dashed over his feet and legs without respect to his royal person. Then the king leapt backwards, saying: 'Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth, and sea obey by eternal laws."

So... just passing a law saying double serious you guys no rape won't end rape? I guess you think that passing a law banning guns won't end shootings either? Savages.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (t06LC)

53 So we can just use the Clockwork Orange training method on all guys.

That should do the trick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (ccXZP)

54 Perhaps Red State Morons can use a drone to assassinate the rapist instead?


Can we do that? After all, that would be in compliance with existing law for "hot pursuit".

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (53z96)

55 In a lot of cases it's "honor thy mother for she has no idea who thy father is."

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (HEa5q)

56 Ooooh, DON'T rape.

Mea culpa.

Posted by: rapist at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (wWb/B)

57 Serious, you guys. Don't rape. Or rape rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg with a Public Service Announcement at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (dSE0q)

58 Why don't we just treat males like little girls? That way they will grow up to be the female gender and everything will be spiffy!

Of course, we'd never do that with our Islamic immigrants, cause that would be culturally insensitive!

Posted by: Swedish Gender Reform Advocate at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (XvHmy)

59
Democratic Strategist: Women Don't Need Guns to Protect Themselves Against Rape. We Just Need to Tell Men to Stop Raping.


OMG I have the best idea! Are you ready? READY?

MAKE. RAPE. ILLEGAL!

Serious you guys! I mean, there's NOTHING that tells a person "don't do this" like making that thing illegal! Just tell guys that rape is going to get them sent to PRISON, and no one will ever be raped again!

*sits back and waits for Nobel prize*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (4df7R)

60 It's fine and all to tell me not to rape, but to expect that you can tell me once and it'll stick in my mind is asking a bit much.

If we required women to wear some shirts or buttons that had reminders like "DO NOT RAPE" I think it would contribute to the success of this initiative.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (CJjw5)

61 Now what the hell am I going to do with all this cloroform?

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (wSTfB)

62 Yeah, you guys laugh, I'm gonna go read everything at that "No Hope For Humanity" site, because I'm now convinced that there is no bottom limit to intelligence, perceptiveness, and understanding of human nature.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (bxiXv)

63 Nothing says "no thank you" like a semi-automatic handgun.

Posted by: Marcus at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (GGCsk)

64 What about pillaging? Any directives coming down on this?

Posted by: scofflawx at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (Z6Os9)

65 OT: Might Rand's decision to do this filibuster have something to do with DC people being stuck in their houses today forced to watch tv?

Posted by: BSR at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (H0Rot)

66 6
smack your rapist on the nose and scold him, it works for puppies!


Oh, sure, first thing you want to do is get violent. No, the solution is to send the confused, would-be rapist to time-out. Tell him you want him to think about what he wanted to do.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (6TB1Z)

67 Stop double dipping chips.
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, IT'S LIKE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE MOUTH IN THE DIP.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (EDjKF)

68 She was just "asking for it". She was unarmed.

- The World According to Hudak- Part 1

Posted by: Marcus at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (GGCsk)

69
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:39 PM (t06LC)

Ah, but did he pass a law against the tide coming in? Did he wear a t-shirt saying "No tide?" Did hehave a papier mache head, and a drum circle?

No? Well, obviously he didn't go all out. No wonder the tide came in.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (IDSI7)

70 If you want to look at how effective telling people not to do things is, remember that the Ten Commandments have existed for +/- 4500 years, and people still do all of those things, even in places where they're actively taught. And that's the word of God, not some pissant mortal whose only achievement of note was getting elected. Seriously, do they think they can do better?

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (Hjtwj)

71 Anybody caught rapin' has to motorboat Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: zsasz at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (wWb/B)

72 Well, since you asked nicely.......

HELL NO!

Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (z3Lez)

73 It's like one of those '50s Dating Do's and Dont's educational films.

From Coronet or McGraw Hill


Yes, it was Jeff's fault.

http://youtu.be/97H6H3zIekc

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (BAS5M)

74 I mean, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS BEFORE!

Oh, wait, didn't Nancy Reagan have a "just say no" campaign? So is this Ziggy Weismuller person's plan "just say no to rape?"

I'm gonna give up headdesking before I crack my skull open like an egg.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (bxiXv)

75
29Here is the way it works in my house:

No = No

Maybe = No

Yes = I'm humoring you but I really mean No
---
You get Maybes? Dude you wife must be some kinda numpho.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (SO2Q8)

76 So, we're going with all rape posts today here? EoJ needs to show up then.

Posted by: L, elle at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (0PiQ4)

77 Just tell guys that rape is going to get them sent to PRISON, and no one will ever be raped again! *sits back and waits for Nobel prize*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:40 PM (4df7R)

Except for all that rape in prison. The words "prison rape" keep me pretty staight and narrow.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:42 PM (t06LC)

78 I guess by logical extension we should ask people very nicely to stop robbing our houses and ditch the firearms?

Posted by: Marcus at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (GGCsk)

79 Good point EoJ. I demand the Federal government pay for PSAs that remind us not to rape and, uh, also pay for all the birth control. Just make sure the government pays for all that stuff and not the, you know, People.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (9Xj/b)

80 Gawd--I can't make myself watch the video--what the hell would be "the proper training"?

I'm gonna guess that the "training" will involve sharp, pointy objects like, oh, I don't know, scalpels. Which is fine by me if someone has been convicted of rape.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (6TB1Z)

81 Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2013 02:41 PM (Hjtwj)

BINGO; but they will not allow those to be posted so must use the no rape zone signs.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (53z96)

82 Does this apply to me?

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (SO2Q8)

83 Funny but there is a democratic state rep in VA by the name of Christopher Dumler who was just charged with force able sodomy and pled guilty to some lesser offense but refuses to resign.

The democrat party is pro rape

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (m38+j)

84 BRB collecting coin for anti-rape

Posted by: Bigby's UNICEF Cannister Hands at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (3ZtZW)

85 Hehe.. he said "bush"

Posted by: fyscyl clyff at March 06, 2013 02:43 PM (380tA)

86 THE PENIS IS EVIL!!!!!

Posted by: Zardoz (D- CO) at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (wWb/B)

87 @69

Awwwww, fuck. I forgot about the papier mache. Dammit. I think I need to try again.

Posted by: King Canute at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (t06LC)

88 >>You get Maybes? Dude you wife must be some kinda numpho.<<


Word.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (KjlbF)

89 >Guys -- don't rape people.

We can't help it - women (and Zionist) hair rays and cleavage make us rape and abuse women!

Posted by: Iranian Mullahs at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (1AAJW)

90 Hey guys?


I've got the Balls to resist a strongly worded reprimand.

Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (z3Lez)

91 Just Say No

Posted by: Shoot Me at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (qiXMt)

92 OK we'll ditch the guns once a non-negotiable castration law is passed for rapists.

Posted by: Marcus at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (GGCsk)

93 With Ace using all the tools in the toolbox to fight the stupid,
is there anything we could do with quick meme, in an ewok flavor?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bju7b5k

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (Tgggp)

94 Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (e8kgV)

95 If I put a Coexist bumper sticker on my car, will that make me immune from attacks by rapists and feminazis? Twofer!

Posted by: Jmel at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (9tSXa)

96
Semi-OT, from the link: "Democrat Strategist Zerlina Maxwell"

"So, Mrs. Maxwell, what are going to name your new baby daughter?"

"Well, I'm kinda partial to 'Zerlina.'"

"Oh."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (IDSI7)

97 Don't rape people. Come on, that's bush-league. Straighten up and fly right.


Well, if you insist. Ya killjoy.

Posted by: joncelli, who really is kidding at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

98 BTW, "bush-league" implies there's a pro-tip somewheres that Mr. Of Spades is keeping to himself.

Posted by: Bigby's UNICEF Cannister Hands at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (3ZtZW)

99 But....the gun is good!!!

Posted by: ZARDOZ (D-CO) at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (Ec6wH)

100 "46 Gawd--I can't make myself watch the video--what the hell would be "the proper training"? "

Well, undoing the liberal policies that have taught baby daddies that they don't have to be full time, fully committed fathers to their sons would be a start.
So I'm going to assume that the video tells men, "If you knock a woman up, you don't send her to sign up for food stamps and rent subsidies, you marry her and stop screwing around with other women."
Also, " It does not take a community to raise a child. It takes you! Now stop being a selfish douche and marry your baby mama!"

And young men will grow up with decent fathers yanking their leashes hard and teaching them not to abuse women.

Then women can carry firearms to deal with the freaks who fall through the cracks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2013 02:45 PM (eARZS)

101 We need a Department of No Rape. Ten, twenty billion a year budget should do it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (IDSI7)

102 I'm running out of rape jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (4cRnj)

103 I can still claim executive privledge, right?

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (SO2Q8)

104 Why are these idiotic comments on rape not getting the 24/7 coverage by the MFM that Akin got?


Oh, Dems are immune from irony.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (53z96)

105 I've got the Balls to resist a strongly worded reprimand.
Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (z3Lez)



Ladies? Conference.

*chattering*

*looks up* Do you have the balls to resist a strongly worded reprimand exclamated by a .38 special fired at point blank range into your taint?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (4df7R)

106 This is terrible. All the rape comments are funny.

Posted by: L, elle at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (0PiQ4)

107 To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler to pud a pre-teen and flee than suffer jail,
Or the slings and arrows of outrageous press coverage,
To take flight across a sea to France,

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (+I8Mq)

108 But...but ...


how will I ever get any lovin' you guys?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Cooter at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (z3Lez)

109 I think King Missile had the solution to all of this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (VtjlW)

110 Why don't we just eliminate males altogether? Just keep some sperm on ice for in-vitro fertilization, abort all male fetuses, and send all living straight males to the gulags. When only females remain, the world will experience true peace for the first time in history. No more rape. No more war.

Posted by: Morrissey at March 06, 2013 02:46 PM (cv5Iw)

111 The ironic part, is the absurdity of the just tell men not to rape position, demonstrates the absurdity of gun control. Let's just tell criminals not to break the law, of course they'll listen and not break to law to acquire illegal guns. BS! Only the law abiding will be disarmed. Which is exactly what they want.

Posted by: Brewer at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (eV1I0)

112 My fear of being called a racist prevents me from calling this women an idiot.

But she was attacked by someone she knew. Did she forget to tell him not to rape her. I mean, it's her big idea, and right at the time it's most needed, she forgets?

And now if she understands correctly, she is now required to shoot all her acquaintances?

As the new CEO, she just insured that StupeCo futures just went to +230

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (cfNCa)

113
If I put a Coexist bumper sticker on my car, will that make me immune from attacks by rapists and feminazis?

Maybe, but if that doesn't work, go all out and put two Coexist bumper stickers on your car.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (IDSI7)

114 Guys -- don't rape people.

You guys, WTF?

Posted by: Todd Akin at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (T0NGe)

115 What's a taint? Have they explained that yet on CNN?

Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (vbh31)

116 When only females remain, the world will experience true peace for the first time in history. No more rape. No more war.

Wanna bet? Ground zero will be a sale at a shoe store.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (6TB1Z)

117 Buy a shotgun and shoot through the door or into the air from the balcony. Presto, no more rape!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (NEIxp)

118 Never bring a penis to a gun fight, you guys!


Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (z3Lez)

119 Seriously guys, rape will like get you put on double secret probation or something. So, for reals, don't do it! 'Kay? Double secret probation--I am not kidding, 'Kay. Put away the knife, the rope, the gun, handcuffs, and the panel van with tinted windows, or else.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (kXoT0)

120 Okay, I pledge never to rape-rape a woman.

But I can still give her a Polanski kielbasa up the cornhole and be declared a great artiste, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (lgjuc)

121 If the males were all neutered at birth,
neither the gun issue or rape issue would be relevant

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (+I8Mq)

122 Didn't realize when I posted the link to the ewok quick meme, that there is some pretty raunchy stuff there.

But, I wonder if the basic idea is something we could work with in the "Add your own Caption" area?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2013 02:48 PM (Tgggp)

123 Maybe, but if that doesn't work, go all out and put two Coexist bumper stickers on your car. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (IDSI7)


And between the two Coexist stickers, put another sticker with the words "Serious You Guys."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (4df7R)

124 @109

Detachable penis?

Great. Rape will now occur on its own. Its the penis that is evil. Ask anybull dy-sorry feminist.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (t06LC)

125 115
What's a taint? Have they explained that yet on CNN?


Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 06, 2013 02:47 PM (vbh31)


Taint nuthin' to worry about, guys.

Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (z3Lez)

126 Rape, it's not for dinner.


Paid for by the American Ad Council.

Posted by: Concern Troll at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (MvPGy)

127 Now, if they can only figure out how to get Democrats to stop being freaking morons...
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 02:30 PM (VndSC)

Hey dude, we're the morons here.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (q177U)

128
I assume the US Senate will put forward a bill to outlaw rape. Just as soon as they get done re-passing gun control laws that are already on the books.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (p/cQy)

129 But I can still give her a Polanski kielbasa up the cornhole and be declared a great artiste, right?

Sexist.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (6TB1Z)

130 Democrats Top FIve Defenses against Rape
1- Whistle
2- Rebel Yell
3- Just say no
4- Take a swig of Poland Spring to interrupt the rapists monologue
5- Scream "The Sequester!"

Posted by: Marcus at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (GGCsk)

131 It's not the stupid Democrats that are as frustrating as the willfully stupid Democrats.

This person is not a total Hank Johnson-style imbecile. You have to be carefully taught -- in college -- this kind of garbage.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (T0NGe)

132 YESS!!!

Tweet from Bret Baier:

from @ChadPergram: "A relief pitcher is warming up in the filibuster bullpen - Sen Mike Lee will join @SenRandPaul on the Senate floor soon

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (piMMO)

133 Wait. What?!

Posted by: Charred Zombie Ted Bundy at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (BVkEs)

134 dat rape

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (q177U)

135 87 Awwwww, fuck. I forgot about the papier mache. Dammit. I think I need to try again. Posted by: King Canute at March 06, 2013 02:44 PM (t06LC)----------------------And don't forget the drum circle this time either. This is no time for half measures.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (IDSI7)

136 Can't the EPA just put loads of estrogen into the water supply, and take care of this?

Posted by: Dem strategist at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (pT3XC)

137 We Just Need to Tell Men to Stop Raping.


***


Don't tell me. Tell Bill Clinton.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (Hx5uv)

138 Its the penis that is evil

Word.

Posted by: Zardoz at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (NEIxp)

139 What if she her eyes says she wants it?

FIFY

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (/1U3u)

140 What if I just want to toss a salad, you guys?

Taint that allowed?

Posted by: Enraged Tongue at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (z3Lez)

141 129 But I can still give her a Polanski kielbasa up the cornhole and be declared a great artiste, right?

Sexist.
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (6TB1Z)


Your proctologist deserves hazard pay and a lifetime supply of brain bleach.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (lgjuc)

142 If you are a Democrat, you are, by definition, incapable of rape.

If you are a Republican, your are a rapist. Yes, you are. Deep, deep down, your reptilian ur-brain (which physiological feature Democrats lack due to their being all evolvy or something) is always screaming RAPE! RAPE!.

So the real, best way to stop rape is not to pass laws, but simply to imprison all Republicans for life.

Only this way can we insure freedom for all.


Posted by: Logic is a pretty flower. at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (1Rgee)

143 @ChadPergram: "A relief pitcher is warming up in the filibuster bullpen - Sen Mike Lee will join @SenRandPaul on the Senate floor soon
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (piMMO)


AWESOME! Go, Lee!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (4df7R)

144
What about pillaging? Any directives coming down on this?

That's our job.

Posted by: Your Betters in Washington at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (+z4pE)

145 Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.





Marion Wormer:
Cut the crap. Give me a rape.


Can't do that, I took the pledge.



Posted by: Otter the puss at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (53z96)

146 OT: Has anyone else noticed all the 'boo-hoo - the poor USPS' commercials on TV lately? Since when did the postal service use 'Delivering For America' as their motto?!

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (X6akg)

147 I will be happy to pass on the message. I like to send the message to only those men who clearly need it, who have, in their ignorance, already begun to rape or have made their intention to rape clear. I send these messages in the attractive, convenient form of small lead projectile, which may be kept as a souvenir after the message is received.

Posted by: Jenny tries too hard and also hates her phone at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (dkh08)

148 from @ChadPergram: "A relief pitcher is warming up in the filibuster bullpen - Sen Mike Lee will join @SenRandPaul on the Senate floor soon
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (piMMO)

-
Let's see how many true conservatives go to the bullpen - any guesses as to how many?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (pT3XC)

149 136 Can't the EPA just put loads of estrogen into the water supply, and take care of this?
Posted by: Dem strategist at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (pT3XC)


Saltpeter, like they did at summer camp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (lgjuc)

150
130Democrats Top FIve Defenses against Rape
1- Whistle
2- Rebel Yell
3- Just say no
4- Take a swig of Poland Spring to interrupt the rapists monologue
5- Scream "The Sequester!"
----
ummmm...self-pooing?

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (SO2Q8)

151 Can we tell the JEF to just stop raping our Republic?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (7ObY1)

152 130 Democrats Top FIve Defenses against Rape
1- Whistle
2- Rebel Yell
3- Just say no
4- Take a swig of Poland Spring to interrupt the rapists monologue
5- Scream "The Sequester!"

Posted by: Marcus at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (GGCsk)

___________


You forgot--


Assault Vomit.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (r2PLg)

153 143
@ChadPergram: "A relief pitcher is warming up in the filibuster
bullpen - Sen Mike Lee will join @SenRandPaul on the Senate floor soon

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (piMMO)



AWESOME! Go, Lee!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (4df7R)


Will Cruz bat cleanup?

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (X6akg)

154 So, now you guys want to pass a no rape law. Where were you when he was on that bucket?

Posted by: The horse from that story three weeks ago at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (t06LC)

155 Sweet! Rand isn't alone!

Warms my heart.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (FsUAO)

156 Detachable penis?
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:49 PM (t06LC) /i]


I had a detachable penis once. I lost it.

Posted by: Sea Slug at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (4df7R)

157 16 of course if she's a level 8 wizard she could use Power Word Stun provided her rapist has less than 150 hp


Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 06, 2013 02:33 PM (HEa5q)



But don't use Power Word Kill... or yer in trouble....

Posted by: Sirius Black, back in Jail at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (lZBBB)

158 "I think King Missile had the solution to all of this."
*snort* Now that song is stuck in my head...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (QEUX+)

159 Some people say I have a rape-ier wit, you guys!


what? too much?

Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (z3Lez)

160 Bill Clinton is not a rapist...

Per se...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (lgjuc)

161 Don't worry, folks. I'm preparing the Rape Drones as we speak.

Posted by: BarackHusseinObama at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (7ObY1)

162 "101 We need a Department of No Rape. Ten, twenty billion a year budget should do it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara"

Too bad Ted Kennedy's dead, he could be the Secretary of Rape.
Oh, wait, no that's not right. He'd be the Secretary of Drowning Girlfriends and Running Off Like a F**king Coward While She Drowns".

I really hate that rotten bastard for getting away with that. I really hope my religion is right and he's burning in hell as we speak.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (eARZS)

163 But comrades,what about the cultures in which rape plays a prominent role? We must be sensitive to other cultures, all of which are equally valid, except our own, which of course is shit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (IDSI7)

164 Saltpeter, like they did at summer camp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (lgjuc)
-
I thought that putting salt on it routine was an old wives tale

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (pT3XC)

165 Guns don't rape people....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (uhftQ)

166 Where are they going to find a Democrat that knows the Rebel Yell?

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (53z96)

167 I'm going to take a glass is half empty approach. The absurdity of the statemetns coming from Dems against guns is astonishing. Meanwhile, we have Paul and Cruz. Darwin will win out in the end. The fittest survive.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (gmeXX)

168 Our current criminal hierarchy rankings:
1. Owninga legal firearm.
2. Saying a dumbass thing about rape (Republican).
3. Bob Woodward.
4. Referencing the Constitution in a premediated aggressive manner.
...
2,340,045. Rape.
2,340,046. Saying dumbass thing about rape (Democrat).
2,340,047. Running guns to drug cartel crazies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2013 02:54 PM (EDjKF)

169 Good sir, I must warn you that continuing to rape me in this way seriously harms your credit and may even endanger your future employment prospects.

Posted by: Jenny tries too hard and also hates her phone at March 06, 2013 02:54 PM (dkh08)

170 Democrat Top Five Defenses Against Rape

1. Hillary Clinton mask and accompanying pantsuit
2. Mooch Obama mask and accompanying armpits
3. Janet Napolitano mask and accompanying blob
4. Kagan mask and accompanying crazy eyes
5. Sotomayor mask and accompanying smirk


Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 06, 2013 02:54 PM (kXoT0)

171 I'm such a prick, you guys!

Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:55 PM (z3Lez)

172
We Just Need to Tell Men to Stop Raping.
----
While we're at it, can we get them to stop Rapping?

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 06, 2013 02:55 PM (SO2Q8)

173 Can't the EPA just put loads of estrogen into the water supply, and take care of this? Posted by: Dem strategist at March 06, 2013 02:50 PM (pT3XC)

"Nah. Just make the schools feed them a lot of tofu. Cuz soy."
-Another Dem strategist

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)

174 164 Saltpeter, like they did at summer camp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (lgjuc)
-
I thought that putting salt on it routine was an old wives tale
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (pT3XC)


Saltpeter = Potassium nitrate.

Actually, I've heard tell that in the old country, women used to bathe in vinegar to do what Archie Bell & the Drells called "the Tighten Up" IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:55 PM (lgjuc)

175 "I think King Missile had the solution to all of this."*snort* Now that song is stuck in my head...
Posted by: Lizzy
***

I pity the robber that tries to rob someone for THAT! Fight to the death wouldn't begin to describe it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2013 02:55 PM (uhftQ)

176 Will Cruz bat cleanup?

***

I suspect he and Rubio are being bombarded with calls and tweets today.

Rubio just tweeted:

why is it so hard for POTUS to just say NO,it is not constitutional to kill a citizen who is not an imminent threat with a drone on US soil.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:55 PM (piMMO)

177 @170

Now that you mention it, most dems don't have much to worry about here.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (t06LC)

178 I'm going to take an empty glass approach, by drinking all the whiskey in it.

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (Hjtwj)

179 Serious Guys, Rape is Bad, mmmkay?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (R+6Q+)

180 Every day we see more evidence that Democrats are objectively pro-rape.

The Rape Party.

A Rape in Every Pot.

Ask not whether your country will rape you, ask who you can rape for your country.

The Community Raping Act.

Lean Forward.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (bxiXv)

181 Bill Clinton is not a rapist...
Per se...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (lgjuc)




It depends on what the definition of "is" is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (4df7R)

182 Bill Clinton is not a rapist...



Per se...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:53 PM (lgjuc)
Actually, he is an un-indicted rapist, no one having the balls to take the woman's complaint seriously does not make him not a rapist.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (kXoT0)

183 Let's see how many true conservatives go to the bullpen - any guesses as to how many?

***

I would hope that Cruz and Rubio will join him. Inhofe should be there as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (piMMO)

184
Good sir, I must warn you that continuing to rape me in this way seriously harms your credit and may even endanger your future employment prospects.

Won't work on the FSA, who have no credit or employment prospects, and don't want or need them, either.

Now a stiffly (?) worded letter, which of course someone else will have to read to them, then we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (IDSI7)

185 That like teaching guys tostop wakingup with morning erections.

Posted by: me mc at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (ZHy04)

186 170 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 06, 2013 02:54 PM (kXoT0)

Full abomen tattoo on the FUPA of Helen Thomas' face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (lgjuc)

187 What about pillaging? Any directives coming down on this?That's our job.

=================

OK but you only leave us with burning, you know

Posted by: Bigby's UNICEF Cannister Hands at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)

188 If they seriously wanted to do something about rape, they would focus on that, and make it a capital crime. They would rather keep the focus off of rape, and on guns.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (pT3XC)

189 Ban assault penises!
...especially ones with dual high capacity magazines.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (VndSC)

190 Gawd--I can't make myself watch the video--what the hell would be "theproper training"? Posted by: tasker at March 06,201302:34PM (r2PLg)

Training young boys to understand that they are subhuman and must suppress their masculinity and allow themselves to be utterly dominated by the feminine. "Honor thy father and mother" in that situation would become "Honor thy mother and treat your father with disdain,ashis onlyrole in life was to beget you, you horrible little maggot."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:38 PM (4df7R)



What's a father?

Posted by: horrible little maggot at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (8rPP5)

191 Lee's up!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 02:57 PM (da5Wo)

192 Before we get all carried away with this "no raping" talk, maybe we should talk about root causes. Yoga pants, uncovered hair, asian coeds with hello kitty backpacks, pony tails, etc. There's got to be some kind of middle ground we can come to on an issue this complex.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (+lsX1)

193 And now Mike Lee tags in!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (VjL9S)

194

Rapist Testifying About Woman's Response:

It didn't sound like a "no" "no" to me.


Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (XYSwB)

195 Lee speaking now, although Rand did not relinquish the floor

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (piMMO)

196 Sweet! Rand isn't alone!

Warms my heart.
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 02:52 PM (FsUAO)



I still want a Things That Should Be Read During The For Realsies Filibuster You Guys thread.


My newest contribution - the US Code. Starting at page 1 and going to the end. I will guarantee that it will be the first time that anyone has read some of those sections.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (VtjlW)

197 Good sir, I must warn you that continuing to rape me in this way seriously harms your credit and may even endanger your future employment prospects.
Posted by: Jenny tries too hard and also hates her phone at March 06, 2013 02:54 PM (dkh0


Indeed, if you continue in this fashion, sir, I may be forced to express my displeasure through the vigorous application of downtwinkles.

*fingers wiggling* DOWN. TWINKLES. SIR.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (4df7R)

198 I saw that show. She was fixated on her personal assault. Saying you should be able to shoot the perp is as anti-rape as one can be. Somehow she missed that.

We could demand four male witnesses and lash her for adultery. Being a lefty, she would have to respect that.

Posted by: Beagle at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (oCdqI)

199 182 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 06, 2013 02:56 PM (kXoT0)

I was being, how do you say, "sarcastical."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (lgjuc)

200 Lee at the plate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (+z4pE)

201 somebody put some learnin on me. Is Lee new and doesn't know to listen to his betters?

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (Dnbau)

202 If, as the feminists say, All Sex is Rape, they are in fact telling me not to have sex.

Je refuse.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (CJjw5)

203 Remember you guys:

Penises make people rape people!



Let's ban all "carry and conceal" penises!


*unziiiip*

*FWUMP!*

Posted by: Enraged Penis at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (z3Lez)

204 Hedley Lamarr:
Qualifications?



Applicant:
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.



Hedley Lamarr:
You said rape twice.



Applicant:
I like rape.

Posted by: Blazzing Rapers at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (53z96)

205 "Democrat Strategist Zerlina Maxwell"

These are people the Republicans keep losing to?



Awesome.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (rXcBX)

206 We need a national conversation on rape.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (IDSI7)

207 Her next proposal is outlawing all testicles that hold more than 7 sperm cells.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (VndSC)

208 I thought women's bodies had a way of shutting their vaginas making rape impossible.

Posted by: Dem Akin at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (eEfYn)

209 Guys, don't rape.Unless they're dressed like "uncovered meat", right?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (QEUX+)

210 189

Well at least ban the black ones, some people find them scary-looking.

/our betters in congress

Posted by: Jenny tries too hard and also hates her phone at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (dkh08)

211 ummmm...self-pooing?

Go on.

Posted by: zombie howard cosell at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (QupBk)

212 If society would do a better job of teaching me how not to rape, then I would not rape so much. The sequester will result in a cutback of funds needed to teach me not to rape. Are you happy now, rethuglicans????

Posted by: Roosting Rape Chickens at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (+Jpqc)

213 :: Before we get all carried away with this "no raping" talk, maybe we should talk about root causes. Yoga pants, uncovered hair, asian coeds with hello kitty backpacks, pony tails, etc. There's got to be some kind of middle ground we can come to on an issue this complex.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (+lsX1) ::::

That brings up another point. Public masturbating - still okay?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (CJjw5)

214 We could prevent rapes if we had penis registration and a five day waiting period.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (Hx5uv)

215 "We'll play the rape of Lucretia. You be Lucretia, and I'll be Rape."

Max Bialystock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (lgjuc)

216 Serious you guys, these '50s Dating Do's and Don'ts educational films are the bees knees. Swell!

http://youtu.be/FxBOSdl-b54

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (BAS5M)

217 @202

I'd have sex with you Jeff. If you were Kate Upton posting as EoJ. Because, that would be awesome.

Otherwise, you're on your own.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (t06LC)

218 I thought women's bodies had a way of shutting their vaginas making rape impossible.
Posted by: Dem Akin at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (eEfYn)



I see you've watched Teeth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 06, 2013 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

219 Interviews on the streets of Venezuela. I'm posting this to point out the scary similarity to American Commies, right down to the "our father" part. This is where our once-great Republic is headed:


"I feel such big pain I can't even speak," Yamilina Barrios, a 39-year-old office worker, told the AP. "He was the best thing the country had ... I adore him. Let's hope the country calms down and we can continue the tasks he left us."

"He was our father. 'Chavismo' will not end. We are his people. We will continue to fight!" Nancy Jotiya, 56, in Caracas' downtown Bolivar Square, told Reuters.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at March 06, 2013 03:01 PM (7ObY1)

220
194

Rapist Testifying About Woman's Response:



It didn't sound like a "no" "no" to me.
Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (XYSwB)


That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" .... is. You guys.

Posted by: Lilttle Bubba Penis at March 06, 2013 03:01 PM (z3Lez)

221 That brings up another point. Public masturbating - still okay?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (CJjw5)

Apparently not.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman and George Michaels at March 06, 2013 03:01 PM (t06LC)

222 Guns don't rape people....

----

No, pop tarts do.

Posted by: Random Dumb Lib Educator at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (/ddVD)

223 We need government programs, and counseling, and sensitivity training. Poetry readings couldn't hurt, either.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (IDSI7)

224 That settles how Rand will use the bathroom.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (gmeXX)

225 Speaking of Saturday Night Live on a pound of hashish.

Rape me.
http://tinyurl.com/bsf52cu

Posted by: looking closely at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (PwGfd)

226 Well, we can't allow you to have a gun to protect yourself from a rapist.

But we'll make damned sure you can get an abortion afterwards!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (wtvvX)

227
208
I thought women's bodies had a way of shutting their vaginas making rape impossible.


Posted by: Dem Akin at March 06, 2013 02:59 PM (eEfYn)


So how do you know my wife?

Posted by: Frustrated Husband at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (z3Lez)

228 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (+lsX1)

Uncovered hair?

She's a whore, and you can just pay for it.

Although....if you don't have the money......

Posted by: CAIR at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (GsoHv)

229
Finally, Rand gets some help.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (p/cQy)

230 224
That settles how Rand will use the bathroom.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:02 PM (gmeXX)

I dunno....He and Lee were just having a conversation.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (X6akg)

231 Stop raping you guys!

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (KXm42)

232 "What's a taint? Have they explained that yet on CNN?


Posted by: Low Information Voter"

It's a medical term. Look it up in Grey's Anatomy. It's in the index above "twat".

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (eARZS)

233
It didn't sound like a "no" "no" to me.
---
She kept yelling KNOW, KNOW. So i done her. I know her now

Posted by: Rapist at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (SO2Q8)

234 So does this advice work with prison rape, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (QEUX+)

235 That brings up another point. Public masturbating - still okay?

With a scholastically approved fucksaw you can get extra credit for it. So, yes!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (+lsX1)

236 I'd have sex with you Jeff. If you were Kate Upton posting as EoJ. Because, that would be awesome. Otherwise, you're on your own.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 06, 2013 03:00 PM (t06LC)


If you ever see me unzip my pants and say, "It's not going to rape itself, Jollyroger", most likely it is Kate Upton posing as me. You may safely proceed with the raping.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (CJjw5)

237
We will continue to fight!" Nancy Jotiya, 56, in Caracas' downtown Bolivar Square, told Reuters.

Uh, who exactly are they fighting? I haven't read the news recently.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (IDSI7)

238 Men don't rape women, assault penises rape women.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (UzPAd)

239 Before we get all carried away with this "no raping" talk, maybe we should talk about root causes. Yoga pants, uncovered hair, asian coeds with hello kitty backpacks, pony tails, etc. There's got to be some kind of middle ground we can come to on an issue this complex.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (+lsX1)


Don't leave out the booty shorts with "Juicy" emblazoned across the tush area. A clear and unambiguous invitation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 03:04 PM (BAS5M)

240 Maybe we could teach the political class to not rape the Constitution.

Posted by: As long as Mindy's little Barry-Boo is happy, that's what matters at March 06, 2013 03:04 PM (wk9P4)

241 That just reminds me of Marge's advise to Lisa and Bart in the Tree House of Terror episode where the teachers were eating the students:

Paraphrased:

Marge: I want you to march back to that school. Look them straight in the eye. And say "Don't eat me."

While Bart and Lisa look all slack jawed at her.

Posted by: chris at March 06, 2013 03:04 PM (LWiW8)

242
That brings up another point. Public masturbating - still okay?

Only if it's art, or a political statement against capitalist oppression. Just rubbing one out for the hell of it, no.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:04 PM (IDSI7)

243
>>My newest contribution - the US Code.<<<

The Tax Code would actually be awesome. Its something like 70,000 pages IIRC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (p/cQy)

244 Ya know.....a filibuster is a pretty fucking douchy and irritating thing.

The Republican Party needs to do this All. The. Time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (GsoHv)

245
Don't leave out the booty shorts with "Juicy" emblazoned across the tush area. A clear and unambiguous invitation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 03:04 PM (BAS5M


Mooch wearing booty shorts.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (UOM48)

246 I see you've watched Teeth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 06, 2013 03:01 PM (VtjlW)-----OUCH!'Somehow' I did miss that one. Was there a long review here?


Posted by: Dem Akin at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (eEfYn)

247 I suspect he and Rubio are being bombarded with calls and tweets today. Rubio just tweeted: why is it so hard for POTUS to just say NO,it is not constitutional to kill a citizen who is not an imminent threat with a drone on US soil.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
***

Rush should be nervous.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (uhftQ)

248
STOP RAPING PEOPLE
My work here is done.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (WzLZS)

249 Men don't rape women, assault penises rape women.
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (UzPAd)


Are you sure? Because sometimes you *think* it's an assault penis, but the bayonet lug is actually just a large genital wart.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:05 PM (CJjw5)

250 Tell ya 'bout them sobbin' women
Who lived in the Roman days.
It seems that they all went swimmin'
While their men was off to graze.
Well, a Roman troop was ridin' by
And saw them in their "me oh my",
So they took 'em all back home to dry.
Least that's what Plutarch says.
Oh yes!
Them a woman was sobbin', sobbin', sobbin'
Fit to be tied.
Ev'ry muscle was throbbin', throbbin'
From that riotous ride.
Oh they cried and kissed and kissed and cried
All over that Roman countryside
So don't forget that when you're takin' a bride.
Sobbin' fit to be tied
From that riotous ride!
They never did return their plunder
The victor gets all the loot.
They carried them home, by thunder,
To rotundas small but cute.
And you've never seens so,
They tell me, such downright domesticity.
With a Roman baby on each knee
Named "Claudius" and "Brute"

SIX BROTHERS
Oh yes!
Them a women was sobbin', sobbin', passin' them nights.

ADAM
While the Romans was goin' out hobbin', nobbin'
Startin' up fights.
They kept occupied by sewin' lots of little old togas
For them tots and sayin' "someday women folk'll have rights."

GIDEON
Passin' all o' them nights.

ADAM
Just sewin'!
While the Romans had fights.

CALEB
"Hey listen to this"
Now when their men folk went to fetch 'em
Them women would not be fetched.
It seems them Romans ketch 'em
That their lady friends stay ketched.

ADAM
Now let this be because it's true,
A lesson to the likes of you,
Treat 'em rough like them there Romans do
Or else they'll think you're tetched.

SIX BROTHERS
Oh yes!
Them a women was sobbin', sobbin',
Sobbin' buckets of tears
On account o' old dobbin',
Dobbin' really rattled their ears.
Oh they acted angry and annoyed

GIDEON
But secretly they was overjoyed

ADAM
You must recall that when corralin' your streets

BROTHERS
Oh, oh, oh, oh them poe little dears.

SIX BROTHERS ADAM
Oh yes
Them a women was sobbin', sobbin', sobbin' Oh yeah
Weepin' a ton Then sobbin' women
Just remember what Robin, Robin, Robin Oh yeah
Hood woulda done. Them sobbin women.
We'll be just like them three merry men
And make 'em all merry once again.

ADAM
And though they'll be a sobbin' for a while

ALL
Oh yes!
We're gonna make them sobbin' women smile!

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 03:06 PM (Dnbau)

251 Just read an interview of this scrunt on some website 'Feministing.' She's studying to be a, wait for it Amish Dude, lawyer. Reading the interview is typical Michelle Obama is a hero, Newt is a racist for saying Foodstamp President etc. etc.

I saw her on Hannity last night and could not believe so much stupid fit in her. Really lady, just teach them not to rape, thats it? She's like a Spock and Einstein Jedi mind-meld.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 06, 2013 03:06 PM (UU0OF)

252 Yes we must get the root causes. Ban middle schools.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 06, 2013 03:06 PM (dkh08)

253 I figure Joe Einstein Biden will recommend just releasing a few blasts off the balcony to help prevent this problem.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2013 03:06 PM (VndSC)

254 Ran will NOT yield the floor!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:06 PM (piMMO)

255 >>>6 smack your rapist on the nose and scold him, it works for puppies!<<<

----

As long as you rolled up paper doesn't look like a gun.

Posted by: Javems at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (nTgAI)

256 That brings up another point. Public masturbating - still okay?

God I hope so.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (BrQrN)

257 Maybe we could get bernake to stop raping the currency.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (rXcBX)

258 The word "juicy" across the top of ass just doesn't do for me what I think it is supposed to do for me.

Saaawing andamisssssssss....................

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (KXm42)

259 The fucking stupid burns.


Zerlina Maxwell ‏@ZerlinaMaxwell
Teaching men about consent and respect for women and their bodily autonomy will do much more to combat rape than giving every woman a gun.
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Zerlina Maxwell ‏@ZerlinaMaxwell
If you are a mature adult willing to look at a serious issue like rape through a new lens check out the great work of @mencanstoprape
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Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (fWAjv)

260 I wish I could find a source to quote, but I do recall some geniuses advising women to say things like"do you realize this is wrong?" and "I am not giving consent" and things like that to rapists?
Gun Bad! Words Good! Grrr! Senator Gronk smash rapist!

Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (bJm7W)

261 Ted Cruz is there for backup, as well.

Hehehe!

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 06, 2013 03:07 PM (VjL9S)

262
Don't leave out the booty shorts with "Juicy" emblazoned across the tush area. A clear and unambiguous invitation.
---
Stompy boots, that Sarah Palin librarian thing, Sitting up front ona Fox News panel in a short skirt. Shall i continue?

Posted by: Rapist at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (SO2Q8)

263 >>>Here is the way it works in my house:

No = No

Maybe = No

Yes = I'm humoring you but I really mean No

...

"We should have sex at some point" = hypothetical statement about a set of possible future conditions which can never all be realized simultaneously

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (LCRYB)

264 Now Cruz tags in!

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (VjL9S)

265 A lot of young boys wish would have told Harry Ried that years ago

Posted by: Navycopjoe loves snow!! at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (VXLdn)

266 Cruz is up!

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (FsUAO)

267 Uh, who exactly are they fighting? I haven't read the news recently.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:03 PM (IDSI7)


Colombians and Brazilians who don't want to be kidnapped by FARC for ransom, I think.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (bxiXv)

268 I'm trying to get through t Rubio's office and the line is jammed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (piMMO)

269 Somewhere, Jim DeMint is smiling.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (gmeXX)

270 Well, if nothing else this tells us who is reliable

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (Dnbau)

271 How we will define assault penises, and will Barbara Boxer still be allowed to keep hers?

Posted by: Jenny on the phone at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (dkh08)

272
>>My newest contribution - the US Code.<<<

The Obamacare bill. Surely that's never been read in the US Capitol

Posted by: Rapist at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (SO2Q8)

273

Democratic Strategist: Women Don't Need Guns to Protect Themselves Against Rape. We Just Need to Tell Men to Stop Being Mentally Deranged And Angry.

Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (XYSwB)

274 Teh Cruz!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (UOM48)

275
I wish I could find a source to quote, but I do recall some geniuses advising women to say things like"do you realize this is wrong?" and "I am not giving consent" and things like that to rapists?

I bet that would totally work on a Mike Tyson type.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (IDSI7)

276

Modern Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, hehe.


Go Cruz.

Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 03:09 PM (XYSwB)

277 "154 So, now you guys want to pass a no rape law. Where were you when he was on that bucket?
Posted by: The horse from that story three weeks"

Damn straight.

Posted by: the couch at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (eARZS)

278
Cruz comes in with the reference to Mr. Smith.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (p/cQy)

279

Y'know, this Zerlina Maxwell (what planet is she from with that name) makes Todd Akin sound reasonable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (lgjuc)

280 This is why I am somewhat confident. We seem to have at least 3 Senators who are not only bright, but articulate, and unafraid to speak their mind. Marco??

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (gmeXX)

281 The word "juicy" across the top of ass just doesn't do for me what I think it is supposed to do for me.

Indeed. 99 times out of a 100 that means the taint below has been juicy about a 1000 times too many.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (BrQrN)

282 Millions of liberal heads are exploding right now.

At least they are, in my Happy Place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (UOM48)

283 "I wish I could find a source to quote, but I do recall some geniuses
advising women to say things like"do you realize this is wrong?" and "I
am not giving consent" and things like that to rapists? "

Wonder how well that would have worked for female journalists in Tahir square?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 03:10 PM (QEUX+)

284 Next up: teaching people to not murder, to not start wars, to not steal, and to not talk in the theater.

All Hail Zerlina! Space Empress of the Fucking Clueless!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 03:11 PM (bxiXv)

285 Nah see what you gotta do is you gotta use psychology on dudes. Every guy who's been to school has been told seven hundred thousand times that he's not allowed to touch girls with his awful rape-limb. Yet a few recalcitrant types do. So what we have to do is challenge those nonconformists to rape men, because women are too easy to rape. We just need a slogan, like that thing in the urinals at college that said "The power to STOP RAPE is in your hands."

Brainstorming here: "RAPE IS GAY unless it's gay. Take that ass, bro."

Then bro will try to take that ass to prove he's not gay, and the other dude whose ass he tries to take will gay-bash him to prove he's not gay, and they both go to sensitivity training for being homophobes while the women are busy movin' on up and getting intern jobs with politicians, and nobody will rape them.

I mean, nobody who's not allowed to.

Posted by: oblig. at March 06, 2013 03:11 PM (cePv8)

286 How long will this go on? If Rubio is smart, he will take the floor around 5, just as the news rooms are getting going. He should be having some speechwriters working hard right now.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:11 PM (gmeXX)

287

We Just Need to Tell Men We Have Aids.

We Just Need to Tell Men We Have Genital Herpes.

We Just Need to Tell Men We Have An STD.

Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 03:11 PM (XYSwB)

288 I wish I could find a source to quote, but I do recall some geniuses
advising women to say things like"do you realize this is wrong?" and "I
am not giving consent" and things like that to rapists?

***

Or pull out the big guns and ask, "Does your mother know what you are doing?"

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (Hx5uv)

289 "What we really need to do is look at this situation from the rapist's POV. What caused him to rape? Why does he feel rape is justified? What is the basis of his rape ideation and subsequent activity?

"The urge to rape is similar to the craving a heroin addict has for his next fix, or an alcoholic has for her next drink. And in the same way that we treat drug and alcohol addiction, we must, too, treat rape addiction.

"That is why I am recommending the construction of a slew of Rape Treatment Centers. In these locations, rapists will be allowed to rape within the confines of a controlled environment. Just as heroin addicts are provided with clean syringes and alcoholics with pre-rationed spirits, the women, men, and children used in this treatment (so chosen to suit the various tastes of the patient) will be pre-tested for STDs to ensure that the spread of sexually transmitted diseases is truncated; those who test positive will be provided to rapists who themselves have tested positive, and those who test negative will go to rapists who test negative.

"During the act of rape itself, calming voices will speak to the rapist over speakers mounted in the walls of the rape locations -- or "Rape Rooms" -- offering words of encouragement and support. "You're a good boy," the voices will say. "You only do this because your father hit you. You only do this because your mother didn't love you. This isn't your fault. You have to love yourself. You can't blame yourself anymore. This isn't your fault. This isn't your fault."

"It is expected that rape will have been completely nullified within five years of this treatment being put into place."

-Stuff Evi Hudak Would Probably Say Because She's A Fucking Twat

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (4df7R)

290 I was being, how do you say, "sarcastical."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2013 02:58 PM (lgjuc)
I knew that. It just burns me up every time the Dims, especially their women, trot out an un-indicted sexual predator as their beloved elder statesman.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (kXoT0)

291 I feel ....happy. Let this go on. Let them shame others into following their suit

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (Dnbau)

292 This same argument showed up in a facebook discussion I had recently.

I told several feminists that gun control was anti-women because it is the only self-defense tool that lets them stand their ground against physically larger and stronger men.

Response? "I think we should raise our boys to respect women".

/sigh

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)

293 283
"I wish I could find a source to quote, but I do recall some geniuses

advising women to say things like"do you realize this is wrong?" and "I

am not giving consent" and things like that to rapists? "

Wonder how well that would have worked for female journalists in Tahir square?




Ask Lara Logan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (UOM48)

294 I do recall some geniuses
advising women to say things like


That was some tool in India blaming the victims in the police rapes.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (/gHaE)

295
Just lie back and think of anti-gun laws.

Posted by: junior at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (UWFpX)

296 >>>shorts with "Juicy" emblazoned across the tush

Izzat what they say? I thought it was JUCY

Posted by: Bigby's UNICEF Cannister Hands at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (3ZtZW)

297 How long will this go on? If Rubio is smart, he will take the floor around 5, just as the news rooms are getting going. He should be having some speechwriters working hard right now.
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:11 PM (gmeXX)



Depends if he is in town.

gmeXX <--- love it, jealous

Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (XYSwB)

298
260I wish I could find a source to quote, but I do recall some geniuses advising women to say things like"do you realize this is wrong?" and "I am not giving consent" and things like that to rapists?
Gun Bad! Words Good! Grrr! Senator Gronk smash rapist!
----
She should just talk about how much better her last rapist was. Just drone on and on telling him everything he doing wrong and how he's just not getting it done for her. Offer to draw a map...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (SO2Q8)

299 Anyone able to stream cspan 2 on an iPhone? Website isn't loading the video. It's just blank.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (/ddVD)

300 Response? "I think we should raise our boys to respect women".

----

Can't you do both?

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (gmeXX)

301 >>>Here is the way it works in my house: No = No Maybe = No Yes = I'm humoring you but I really mean No ... "We should have sex at some point" = hypothetical statement about a set of possible future conditions which can never all be realized simultaneously
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2013 03:08 PM (LCRYB)


I rarely hear "No" in my house thanks to my Sexual Incentive Program. I've been told that it's not really an incentive program and more of a collection of threats, extortion, alcohol dispensing and sleep fondling, but who says incentives have to be positive?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (CJjw5)

302
Just make rape illegal!

Posted by: Norcross at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (MbUq6)

303 Response? "I think we should raise our boys to respect women".

/sigh
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)

I think a rash of rapists with holes in them would teach men to respect women a little faster than govt mandated seminars on "feelings".

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (FsUAO)

304 Cruz is killing it. He rapes Holder with his mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (UOM48)

305 How long will this go on? If Rubio is smart, he will take the floor around 5, just as the news rooms are getting going. He should be having some speechwriters working hard right now.

***

i just spoke to the Orlando office (D.C. office is closed) They said that they can't say whether he will join or not and don't think he can because Rand is filibustering.

I made sure to point out that Sens Cruz and Lee made he effort.

He said he'd pass my message, along with all the others he has received, to the senator.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (piMMO)

306 "I think we should raise our boys to respect women".

So if a commits rape we should blame his mother?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (QEUX+)

307 Since Cruz is up, repost from this morning:

If you've seen this Ted Cruz v Holder exchange, just skip it, but, for those that haven't, worth a watch.

h/t weaselzippers

GOP Sen. Ted Cruz Gets Holder To Admit That Killing Americans With Drones On U.S. Soil Is Unconstitutional…

How can you not love Ted Cruz?

http://tinyurl.com/ax6u4ky

Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (XYSwB)

308 There was a vote scheduled today, I'm assuming he is in town.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (gmeXX)

309 Cruz is lawyerin too. In a good way.

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (Dnbau)

310 Cruz is doing OK, but he needs to start off with:

"My next question is simple but may need a bit of background to be clear. This may take a few hours..."

Let Rand go get Rueben and a beer.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (u2a4R)

311 OH

There was this German girl what was getting raped by TEN Polish guys and she started screaming NEIN so one of em left.

So it works, for your information.

Posted by: Bigby's UNICEF Cannister Hands at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (3ZtZW)

312
282Millions of liberal heads are exploding right now.

At least they are, in my Happy Place.

----
My, that's one roomy 'happy place' you have there.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (SO2Q8)

313
I figure Joe Einstein Biden will recommend just releasing a few blasts off the balcony to help prevent this problem.

***

The real issue for today is whether drone strikes are constitutional if they only fire through the door.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (Hx5uv)

314 Or pull out the big guns and ask, "Does your mother know what you are doing?"


Or just pull out the bigger gun & blow his fucking head off.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (GFM2b)

315 Hey, you know something...I actually don't give a shit whether she is correct.

My personal opinion is that teaching men not to rape will do nothing...absolutely nothing. But hell, if she wants to give it a try, as long as I don't have to pay for it? Fine.

The issue, and the only issue, is that the 2nd Amendment of the Constitution protects our natural right -- our inalienable right -- to protect ourselves and our property, and to bear arms to protect our other rights.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 03:15 PM (GsoHv)

316 :::Brainstorming here: "RAPE IS GAY unless it's gay. Take that ass, bro.":::

CUM AT ME, BRO

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (CJjw5)

317 "That brings up another point. Public masturbating - still okay?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff "
It is if you're part of the Occupy Movement.
Drum Circle takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: the couch at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (eARZS)

318 Anyone able to stream cspan 2 on an iPhone? Website isn't loading the video. It's just blank.

***

I just tried and get the same thing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (piMMO)

319 Sandy Fluke: There's no reason to rape. I'm always available

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (1Jaio)

320 Ban vaginas!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (uhftQ)

321 >>>I rarely hear "No" in my house thanks to my Sexual
Incentive Program. I've been told that it's not really an incentive
program and more of a collection of threats, extortion, alcohol
dispensing and sleep fondling, but who says incentives have to be
positive?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (CJjw5)

Yeah. Things really went south when my wife stopped drinking. Ethanol was my friend. Not that we aren't close now - its just different.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (KjlbF)

322 There was this German girl what was getting raped by TEN Polish guys and she started screaming NEIN so one of em left.

So it works, for your information.


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (GFM2b)

323 I rarely hear no anymore either. It's great! But sometimes when I kiss her I miss the tongue after all...

What?

Posted by: Creepy guy who takes it too far at March 06, 2013 03:16 PM (dkh08)

324

Response? "I think we should raise our boys to respect women".

---
You want me to respect women who think like that? yeah

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2013 03:17 PM (SO2Q8)

325 Holder and the admin will not put it in writing because they want to reserve the right to do so. Clearly. And why buy armed drones for use in the US unless you intend to use them. Clearly

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 03:17 PM (Dnbau)

326 Let Rand go get Rueben and a beer.

**

Rand won't relinquish the floor so I don't think he can leave the chamber.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:17 PM (piMMO)

327 It is if you're part of the Occupy Movement. Drum Circle takes on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: the couch
***

Ewwww. Those aren't drumsticks they're using!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2013 03:17 PM (uhftQ)

328 Rand is being careful to not "yield" but only take questions.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (FsUAO)

329
Izzat what they say? I thought it was JUCY
---
If you spread the cheeks, you will find the missing 'I'.

Give it a try...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (SO2Q8)

330 No one ever told me NOT to mutilate people, see. There shoulda been a sign or something if it was illegal for realsies.

Posted by: Creepy guy who takes it too far at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (dkh08)

331 Cruz and Rand make a very good team.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (piMMO)

332 Is neigh the same as no, cabron?

Posted by: Horsedaddy Mendoza at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (UzPAd)

333 Ban vaginas!!!


Burn the heretic!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (GFM2b)

334 Don't leave out the booty shorts with "Juicy" emblazoned across the tush area

Actually, you know they're safely unrapeable because there's already rolls of silver dimes jammed up the ass and cooter.

Oh....wait....I thought you said 'Jooosy'.

My bad.

Posted by: Luap Nor at March 06, 2013 03:18 PM (BrQrN)

335 New thread...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

336

Bad cop, bad cop.

hehe

Posted by: beach beach at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (XYSwB)

337 It's almost in the 10 Commandments, people:

SEVEN: Thou shall not commit adultery.

So, SEVEN (a) is: Thou (which is to say Menfolk) shall not commit rapery.

Granted, while the 10 Commandments are generally for racists, snake-handlers, and gun-toters and, well, archaic since they're over a hundred years old and most mainstream people from any period have never heard of them, this particular one is good for right now in the context of the gun confiscation movement.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Democrat Strategist Zerlina Maxwell at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (eHIJJ)

338 Rand is being careful to not "yield" but only take questions.

***

Which goes t my question from earlier today:

Can he trust anyone not to cave?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (piMMO)

339 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (CJjw5)

Carefully used restraints can work wonders.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (GsoHv)

340 So if a commits rape we should blame his mother?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 03:14 PM (QEUX+)


Exactly!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)

341 Of course i'll respect you, just aslong as you keep pointing that 9mm at me

Posted by: Rapist at March 06, 2013 03:19 PM (SO2Q8)

342 no

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2013 03:20 PM (Dnbau)

343 Rand can leave while an ally asks a question. As long as the person who asks him to yield for a question continues until he returns.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2013 03:20 PM (u2a4R)

344 Helluva a double-team going on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:20 PM (piMMO)

345 This is genius! Lets get rid of cops and jails while we're at it. Just tell people to stop breaking laws.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at March 06, 2013 03:20 PM (wFuB8)

346 Can't you do both?

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:13 PM (gmeXX)


In the context of the gun control discussion, "raising boys right" is being offered as an alternative to, "a woman should be able to defend herself with the best tool for the job".

It's a good thing to raise boys right, but treating it as the solution is simply stupid. These same feminists also talked amongst themselves on how they were sure armed women would have their guns turned on them by the attacker. "Feminists" /contempt

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 06, 2013 03:21 PM (sGtp+)

347 Is neigh the same as no, cabron?


Only if said by Sarah Jessica Parker. Or John Kerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2013 03:21 PM (GFM2b)

348 5 apps to stop rape

(yes, they are as worthless as you'd think.)

http://tinyurl.com/atqgw3j

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2013 03:21 PM (fWAjv)

349 Does Rubio want Paul to get the coveted Cruz endorsement?

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:21 PM (gmeXX)

350 It is working for me so far. Have not even stalked any uncovered kuffar infidels.

Posted by: Restive Asian Youth at March 06, 2013 03:21 PM (oCdqI)

351
But hell, if she wants to give it a try, as long as I don't have to pay for it? Fine.

You don't think you'll be paying for it? Precious child.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:22 PM (IDSI7)

352
327It is if you're part of the Occupy Movement. Drum Circle takes on a whole new meaning.
----
I have an awesome 11 minute drum solo i've worked out.

Posted by: Rapist at March 06, 2013 03:22 PM (SO2Q8)

353 Response? "I think we should raise our boys to respect women".

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 06, 2013 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)


Rebuttal:

Okay, but I think first we need a trial run before we move on to disarmament.

First, eliminate war, poverty, and political oppression. Then we'll talk about your "100% respect" campaign, because then you'll have a track record and I won't just ignore your prattling as drug-addled fantasy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 03:22 PM (bxiXv)

354 344 Helluva a double-team going on.

I hope all of the Senators on our side recognize just what a "moment" is happening here. People are taking names of who shows up.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2013 03:22 PM (u2a4R)

355 Conservative Monster - I was making a snark comment to an idiotic response from your facebook "friend"

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:23 PM (gmeXX)

356 Rand can leave while an ally asks a question. As long as the person who asks him to yield for a question continues until he returns.

***

Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:23 PM (piMMO)

357 Stop trying to deny me my right to express the fullness of my identity, you guys!

Posted by: Transgender Raping Penis at March 06, 2013 03:23 PM (z3Lez)

358 We should just teach our boys to respect women.

---

Yeah, we do. I'm not worried about my daughter being raped by anyone who was taught by me, thanks. I'm worried about the dudes who weren't taught by thus "we". We also teach our kids to drive safely, but we still tell them to wear the damn seatbelt.

Posted by: Jenny on the phone at March 06, 2013 03:24 PM (dkh08)

359 I hope all of the Senators on our side recognize just what a "moment" is happening here. People are taking names of who shows up.

***

Damn straight.

And it is really a thing to behold the way Cruz and Rand are working off of each other.

Cruz asks questions to which he knows the answer and allows Rand to take it back.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:24 PM (piMMO)

360 We need more unisex showers in the public schools you guys!

Posted by: Transgender Raping Penis at March 06, 2013 03:24 PM (z3Lez)

361 I thought she said, "Don't rap." So I played jazz and screwed her brains out.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at March 06, 2013 03:24 PM (Dc5cA)

362 When will McCain step in? jk. Will anyone else join the filibuster?

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:24 PM (gmeXX)

363 I'd like to see the filibuster last until November 9, 2016

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2013 03:25 PM (pT3XC)

364 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: BTK guy at March 06, 2013 03:25 PM (BAS5M)

365 I'd like to see the filibuster last until November 9, 2016


***


I laughed.

I cried.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:25 PM (piMMO)

366 BTK - thank you. That is one of my favorite Seinfeld lines of all time.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:26 PM (gmeXX)

367 When will McCain step in? jk. Will anyone else join the filibuster?

**

Well, if he does, I feel certain Rand is smart enough not to yield the floor to him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:26 PM (piMMO)

368 363
I'd like to see the filibuster last until November 9, 2016


In the good old days of real filibusters, they'd do shit like read the phone book into the congressional record.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 06, 2013 03:26 PM (/gHaE)

369 And it is really a thing to behold the way Cruz and Rand are working off of each other. Cruz asks questions to which he knows the answer and allows Rand to take it back.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:24 PM (piMMO)

Back in the day, Newt and a half dozen others would do the question and answer routine in Special Orders when CSPAN just started.

It was great viewing and pissed liberals off to no end.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2013 03:27 PM (u2a4R)

370 So when her friend started attacking her, did she not tell him to not rape her?
Hasn't this woman learned anything in life?

Regardless, people like that need to be as far away from any job that could possibly impose, or more like inflict her wise solutions on others.

Posted by: Drider at March 06, 2013 03:28 PM (HaJD9)

371
"I think we should raise our boys to respect women".


I find the use of those labels, "boys" and "women" - to be highly offensive!

Now I will rape you!



Posted by: Transgender Raping Penis at March 06, 2013 03:29 PM (z3Lez)

372
In the good old days of real filibusters, they'd do shit like read the phone book into the congressional record.

They should read "Das Kapital" into the Congressional Record.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2013 03:29 PM (IDSI7)

373 Jerry Moran up now!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:29 PM (piMMO)

374 Jerry Moran up! R-Kansas

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2013 03:30 PM (BAS5M)

375 I would read into the record the enlightening statements of the Colorado Democrats.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:30 PM (gmeXX)

376 363

I'd like to see the filibuster last until November 9, 2016


Filibuster?

Hell, I damn near killed er!

You guys!

Posted by: Transgender Raping Penis at March 06, 2013 03:30 PM (z3Lez)

377 Hitting Obama over his "recess" appointments.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 06, 2013 03:31 PM (FsUAO)

378 Jerry Moran is throwing down!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2013 03:32 PM (piMMO)

379
Has Code Stink shown up in their vagina suits to protest Rand Paul's war on womyn yet?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 06, 2013 03:38 PM (eyJh9)

380 Seems like a gun offers a solution for so many different issues with women.

Rape?
Robbery?
Assault?
Kidnapping?

So, we take it off the table for rape.
But it's still pretty effective for the other situations.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2013 03:39 PM (Tgggp)

381 They should read "Das Kapital" into the Congressional Record.

Agreed, and follow it with the complete works of George Orwell.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at March 06, 2013 03:40 PM (7ObY1)

382 146 OT: Has anyone else noticed all the 'boo-hoo - the poor USPS' commercials on TV lately? Since when did the postal service use 'Delivering For America' as their motto?!
Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2013 02:51 PM (X6akg)



When the "Salute your local Claven" posters got lost in the mail.

Posted by: SARDiver at March 06, 2013 03:41 PM (xry1J)

383 355 Conservative Monster - I was making a snark comment to an idiotic response from your facebook "friend"

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2013 03:23 PM (gmeXX)


Ah, I see.

Was a friend of a facebook friend, actually.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 06, 2013 03:42 PM (v3pYe)

384 what if she doesn't know it's rape until the check bounces??

Posted by: GoldWingNut at March 06, 2013 03:42 PM (WBpbp)

385 And I'm really getting tired of waiting for the creation of "The Affordable Handgun Act"

It makes more damn sense then some of the sheit that I hear libtards putting forth.

Ensure handguns are affordable for single mothers, and low income women,
Make handgun training both mandatory, and affordable to low income women.
Subsidize ammunition costs, like an EBT for .38s

Makes more sense than trying to shit yourself to scare someone off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2013 03:43 PM (Tgggp)

386 Overheard in a maternity ward:
"People have free will. Welcome to earth."
...
...
"Oh, and watch your cornhole, bud."

Posted by: i like anchors at March 06, 2013 03:45 PM (gMONh)

387 If Rand is looking for something to read......

"Nancy Pelosi famously said that we had to pass it to see what's in it. Now that it's passed, allow me to read to you what's in it.....from cover to cover".
That should hold 'em for a while.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2013 03:46 PM (Tgggp)

388 a freak could argue that rape comes naturally. end up "open minded" and tolerant enough to start a special interest group. hell, nambla exists for fuck's sake...

can of worms - serial killers, cannibals, etc. it came naturally.

Posted by: i like anchors at March 06, 2013 03:51 PM (gMONh)

389 I've been hearing this "Tell men not to rape" stuff a lot lately. It must be the current hot trope in Womyn's Studies classes. It seems to come up a lot when anyone suggest that there are steps women could take to make themselves less likely to be raped.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at March 06, 2013 03:52 PM (Od5/V)

390 Ultimately this is all liberals, *again*, thinking they can turn people into perfect not-people.

People have flaws, sometimes these flaws express in harmless ways, sometimes very harmful ways. But you can't *will* them out of existence, contrary to the very popular but also very unsuccessful notion that you can.

Now, people can improve themselves, sometimes and in some ways. But scratch a self-improvement fanatic and you'll find a delusion, more often than not.

The liberals just want to make that universal, and *boy* will they punish you if you disappoint them - ask a North Korean dissident.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2013 04:04 PM (bxiXv)

391 Does this mean my garbage is safe from here on out?

Posted by: Marco Rubio at March 06, 2013 04:12 PM (fqWGd)

392 Isn't that the very sound advice that Andrew Breitbart gave to the Occupy people?

Why, yes, I think it was:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4od4QQVK1o

Posted by: Well Hung Chad at March 06, 2013 04:24 PM (x3LIU)

393 That advice worked really well with Occupy Wall Street! Of course, it was not the leftists giving the advice...

Posted by: PJ at March 06, 2013 04:37 PM (vMKqJ)

394
Dude, she said she was 18. She also said "yes".

Now after the fact she says those were both lies? Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 06, 2013 04:53 PM (1hM1d)

395 Guys---Don't rape people!

Posted by: Now the sheep are really nervous at March 06, 2013 05:41 PM (R2B+E)

396 Indian tigers prefer not to attack prey from the front so wen villagers go into tiger country to fish they wear masks on the back of their heads to confuse the tigers. See where I'm going with this? Women don't need guns, they need masks on the back of their heads so the rapist won't know which way they are approaching from.

Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at March 06, 2013 05:42 PM (RKeHi)

397
democraps need rape whenever there's an election.
Rape!
Amy polher this.

Posted by: F&U at March 06, 2013 05:50 PM (O7ksG)

398 A SlutWalk would really raise awareness about men needing to be trained not to rape

Posted by: Veteran SlutWalker at March 06, 2013 05:52 PM (R2B+E)

399 The price of Rohypnol, GHP, and Ketamine is going to take a dive if this actually works.

Posted by: Concerned Suits Of Big Pharma at March 06, 2013 05:56 PM (R2B+E)

400 What really bugs leftists about women defending themselves is the damage it does to the narrative that women have no agency (they get acted on rather than acting) and men have complete agency. That narrative is necessary for patriarchy theory and makes women (and those men who claim to be upholding women's rights) unaccountable for everything and immune from criticism.

Hypo-agency is also bestowed on Non Western cultures with hyper-agency being given to Western culture. That is why feminists are stone silent on honour killings and such even in Western cities and why gay rights groups are not up in arms over Iran hanging gay people from cranes. They are seen by leftists as too week and primitive to be agents and so criticism of them is an act of a power with agency acting on a group without agency. People from non-Western cultures can't be seen as forming intent and acting without being forced to by circumstances they have no control over.

This is the leftist mindset.

Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at March 06, 2013 06:00 PM (RKeHi)

401 We agree, rape is bad. However....

Posted by: North American Surprise Sex Association at March 06, 2013 06:00 PM (R2B+E)

402 Officers soon found out why she had to go so badly.
During book-in, a female officer noticed “something strange” during the search.
“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.
Court records state it was a “wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris’) vagina area.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 06, 2013 07:11 PM (2D4ij)

403 An IUD in the shape of a gun ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 06, 2013 07:12 PM (2D4ij)

404
No more rape? Well, OK then -now I can turn in my gun...on tomorrow night's ONT.

Be there or be square.

Posted by: disa at March 07, 2013 01:20 AM (R+h7Q)

405 Do any anti-violence/anti-war activists have even a nodding acquaintance with reality?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 07, 2013 11:14 AM (hLRSq)






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