Hugo Chavez, Socialist Monster and Anti-Democratic Thug, Now Burns In Hell With Satan

Everyone's confirming it. Even the "burns in hell" part.

"And My Condolences to Sean Penn:" Funny, because it's true.

Posted by: Ace at 05:01 PM



Comments

1 One down, a whole shit load to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (9Bj8R)

2 Over/under on Preezy attending the funeral?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM48)

3 MUERTO!

I can't wait to tapdance on FB in front of all my wife's Chavista relatives.

Posted by: Crashpanic at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (gAAl2)

4 Will obama express his condolences?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (9Bj8R)

5 What will Joe Kennedy do?

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (cFhY4)

6 That must be why they expelled our diplomats.

Good

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (53z96)

7 MUERTO?!?!?

I can't wait to tapdance in front of all my wife's Chavista relatives.

Posted by: Crashpanic at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (gAAl2)

8 Obama wept.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (BVkEs)

9 Sean Penn weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM48)

10 White House flag at half staff confirms it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (+lsX1)

11 I finally got one right.

Posted by: Cancer at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (5Ok9+)

12 Over/under on Preezy attending the funeral?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM4

Nah, not enough golf courses. He might sent biden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (9Bj8R)

13 Rest in pieces biotch.

In other news;

>Lawyer: State's most important witness in George Zimmerman murder case lied<

http://tinyurl.com/a66xlm6

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (GGCsk)

14 The time of purification is at hand.

Posted by: the angel of death in a funny hat at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (evdj2)

15 Now Burns In Hell With SatanAnd Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (/kI1Q)

16 Be a perfect chance for ace to post a pic of Hugo with "I think I just shit myself."

I'm no attention whore, honest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (UOM48)

17 Sean Penn's tears will sustain me.....for now.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (NzBQO)

18 Sean Penn hardest hit.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (BVkEs)

19 Sean Penn weeps.

The line to drink the tears of unfathomable sadness forms to the right.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (/kI1Q)

20 From everything I have read his Vice President who will take over is as big a commie asshole as chavez

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (9Bj8R)

21 Hey, maybe he was a real nice guy who was just misunderstood.

Sometimes I think you haters just have it in for South American dictators.

Posted by: jwest at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (u2a4R)

22 Tyrants rarely die early. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (m2CN7)

23 Can't wait to see the pictures of Biden attending the funeral in a poncho and sombrero.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (+lsX1)

24 Not touching him.

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Cock at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (UgNML)

25 Sean Penn hardest hit.
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (BVkEs)

and that glover asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (9Bj8R)

26 Ted Kennedy gets a new checkers partner!

Posted by: Kansas Gman at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (u4a/I)

27
Confirmed!

Hugo Chavez has gone completely Carbon Neutral!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (eyJh9)

28 Cuba healthcare kills another.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (TtA6H)

29 The headline of this post is missing it's Teddy Kennedy reference.


But, then again, if all the assholes that belong in the headline were included, the headline would eat the whole blog.

Posted by: jc at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (i8c5b)

30 I think ace has a little thing for Hugo.

No wait, that was Lena Dunham. I get them confused.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (vl5mg)

31 I actually think he died last week, when it was reported, and in fact died before that, and now Venezuela is simply making up a story about "sudden respiratory problems" and his "recent" death.

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (LCRYB)

32 According to AP, Chavez "Venezuela's Fiery Leader"

Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (z9HTb)

33 >>>
No wait, that was Lena Dunham. I get them confused.

hugo had better knockers

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (LCRYB)

34 New South Park episode!

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (GGCsk)

35 From everything I have read his Vice President who will take over is as big a commie asshole as chavez

I'm hoping for anarchy and score-settling. Wait .. no.. that's what I want for here.

Never mind.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (evdj2)

36 25 The funeral should be good for some laughs.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (9XBK2)

37 He is sniffing brimstone for real now.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (53z96)

38 23
Can't wait to see the pictures of Biden attending the funeral in a poncho and sombrero.




Lol. I can actually see that. And Biden struggling to speak "Venezuelan."


The Five saying Kerry might attend. Kerry nods and strikes his hoof on the ground for "yes."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (UOM48)

39 I actually think he died last week, when it was reported, and in fact died before that, and now Venezuela is simply making up a story about "sudden respiratory problems" and his "recent" death.

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (LCRYB)

Well if that be the case, he must smell real sweet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (9Bj8R)

40 en fuego!

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (GGCsk)

41 A smelly grease fire in hell.

Posted by: EZnSF at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (pUCWV)

42 I love the smell of sulfur in the evening.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (BVkEs)

43 Sean Penn hardest hit.

Posted by: Craig Poe


Not hard enough. Try a 2 x 4.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (fMgJk)

44 What's Venezuelan for schadenfreude?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (hEr50)

45 32
According to AP, Chavez "Venezuela's Fiery Leader"


Thus confirming his present location.

Posted by: Real Joe at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (UgNML)

46 Can we blame it on the sequester?
Barack

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (9XBK2)

47
Daryl Hannah sends her regrets to the family, friends, and citizens of Venezuela for their tremendous loss.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (ndqJC)

48 Did Biden shoot him through the White House door?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (GGCsk)

49 Bye, Hugo. Say hello to Ted Kennedy for me.

WHAT?

WHAT?

Come on! You were all thinking it.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (kqqGm)

50 Move over Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (rych5)

51 I hope Satan has an entire amusement park set up for Hugo.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (evdj2)

52
Smell sulfur now, Asshole?

I'm making a special trip to the store for Celebratory Guinness!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (+z4pE)

53 Shit he is my age

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (9Bj8R)

54 16
Be a perfect chance for ace to post a pic of Hugo with "I think I just shit myself."

I'm no attention whore, honest.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ace will never use "I think I just shit myself" because his boyfriend Iowahawk didn't think of it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (4cRnj)

55 Commie Eugene Robinson gushes on MSNBC.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (TtA6H)

56 Obama orders all flags lowered at half staff.

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (k16bb)

57 Cuban medical care was outstanding. Good job guys.

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (m2CN7)

58 I'm looking forward to my future as a sock puppet! I think we will have some great times together.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez' Rotting Corpse! at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (0q2P7)

59 Maybe Obama will apply for the job opening. The position is everything he always wanted.

Posted by: Kansas Gman at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (u4a/I)

60 Has D'oh!bama ordered flags at half staff yet?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (UrENZ)

61 15
Now Burns In Hell With SatanAnd Ted Kennedy.



Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (/kI1Q)


26
Ted Kennedy gets a new checkers partner!

Posted by: Kansas Gman at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (u4a/I)


===
damn. I was way late to the party.

Posted by: jc at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (i8c5b)

62

Someone put on the first Sade album and we'll all mourn a lost friend.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (kdS6q)

63 I guess Bush gets the last laugh on this one

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (nTgAI)

64 Their VP is already claiming his "enemies" killed him, wants a full investigation.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (NzBQO)

65
Are they sure? Because a (spotted) dick is riding on it.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (5PMD3)

66 >
I actually think he died last week, when it was reported, and in fact
died before that, and now Venezuela is simply making up a story about
"sudden respiratory problems" and his "recent" death.
<

Same speculation in the intelligence community. You're a regular Dick Tracy!

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (GGCsk)

67
I hope it triggers a revolution in Venezuela.
He wasn't loved....he was just feared.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (QPnFm)

68 Everyone's confirming it. Even the "burns in hell" part.


Oh HELL yes! (BWahahaha!) And we're just getting warmed up! (BWAHAHAHhahaha! Oh, I crack me up.)

Posted by: Satan, barbed cock unsheathed at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

69 I'll buy the first round of mojitos when Fidel joins him.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (kqqGm)

70 hugo had better knockers
--------------
He also has *ahem* had better writers.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (vl5mg)

71 Maybe he died last week, got better, and then died again today...like Cotton Hill.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (Ec6wH)

72 Obama blames death of 'friend' on sequester

Posted by: jj at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (E3tRT)

73 60
Has D'oh!bama ordered flags at half staff yet?




Hey now....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (UOM48)

74 Generalissimo Fransisco Franco STILL DEAD!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (BAS5M)

75 The funeral should be good for some laughs.

The live broadcast will MSNBC's highest ratings all year.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (/kI1Q)

76
It was the Jooooooooooooooos!!!

(or maybe sequester)

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (ggRof)

77 He is an ex-dictator.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (evdj2)

78 I think ace has a little thing for Hugo. No wait, that was Lena Dunham. I get them confused.
Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (vl5mg)

One is somewhat feminine and the other is a bull dyke apparently dating some hipster asshat from a band that is too cool to use capital letters.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (t06LC)

79 Over/under on Preezy attending the funeral?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM4

Nah, not enough golf courses. He might sent biden


Secret Service details pulling rank for first shot at the hookers.

Oh come on. We were all thinking it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (GFM2b)

80 Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Posted by: Josey at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (UrENZ)

81 DRUDGE: Bye Bye

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (9Bj8R)

82 Well, there goes the neighborhood...

Posted by: Hitler, Gene Siskel and Princess Di at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (TOk1P)

83 Oliver Stone weeps.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (BAS5M)

84
Minister Calypso Louie Farrakhann will attend the funeral representing the Nation of Islam.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (ndqJC)

85 Yes, it's very lovely down here. Warm and Toasty, smelling of burning flesh - like victory! Obama please join me soon!!!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (oKH8p)

86 Sucking the Barbed Cock of Satan feverishly, no doubt.

Posted by: Gromulin at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (3cB5+)

87 Fox is confirming with NBC News? So it may not be true?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (9Bj8R)

88 Be a perfect chance for ace to post a pic of Hugo with "I think I just shit myself."

FIFY

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (kqqGm)

89 As long as Venezuela continues to produce the hottest Miss World contestants, I've got no beef. A little chubbie at the thought, maybe.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (feFL6)

90 He's pinin' for the fjords!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (BAS5M)

91 Hugo Chavez, Pol Pot and Stalin walk into Hell's Bar.

Devil says sorry, can't serve you anything because that fucking drunk, Ted Kennedy drank everything I had including the cow piss I was going to make you drink.

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (m2CN7)

92 Danny Glover rends clothes, weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (UOM48)

93 72
Obama blames death of 'friend' on sequester


Winnah!

Posted by: Real Joe at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (UgNML)

94 Can they pass out pieces of his bodies in the ghettos? Sort of a like a Spanish Language Soylent Green?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (GGCsk)

95 Satan tells Stalin to make room for his new roommate.

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (k16bb)

96 Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Posted by: Josey at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (UrENZ)
Dying ain't much of a living, boy.

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (HqXYa)

97 Karl Rove still thinks he can win Ohio.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (Ec6wH)

98 Well ... bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (evdj2)

99 castro must be laughing his ass off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (9Bj8R)

100 The Five saying Kerry might attend. Kerry nods and strikes his hoof on the ground for "yes."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (UOM4

Kerry will probably send Grandpa or Eddie to go in his stead.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (t06LC)

101 $50 says a weeping, inconsolable Jimmy Carter throws himself on the casket.

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (4I3Uo)

102 He's taking a Missoura boat ride.

Posted by: JW at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (53z96)

103 Let the lefty vigils begin!

Posted by: Attila at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (Cs2tJ)

104
Given that Chavez ought to be embalmed with Venezuelan "High Sulfur Crude", just think of how much more foul the odor of his flames in the pits of hell.

And no, I'm still not buying unleaded at Citgo.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (vvk2F)

105 $100 says Kerry goes to the funeral.

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (GGCsk)

106
This is the best news of the new year. Adios maricon!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (ndqJC)

107 $50 says a weeping, inconsolable Jimmy Carter throws himself on the casket.
Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (4I3Uo)

Oh that's a given. That media whore will be there. hey maybe Dennis Rodman is free?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (9Bj8R)

108 Where will Obama get his supply of coca leaves?

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (WM+rJ)

109 77
He is an ex-dictator.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (evdj2)


===
He's just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: jc at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (i8c5b)

110 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how could Lord Guevara let this happen

Posted by: Comrade Penn at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (60GaT)

111 Oh Satan, there you go again, looking for some strange.

Posted by: Saddam and Chris at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (TOk1P)

112 105
$100 says Kerry goes to the funeral.




Agree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (UOM48)

113 Lets tell ergie he died in a bizarre volcano climbing accident.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (4cRnj)

114 Hugo Chavez es muerto, él está en la zanja.

Z-A-N-J-A

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (kqqGm)

115
Bill Dixon ‏@BillDixonish

Dow hits all time high, Jon Stewart leaving Daily Show and Hugo Chavez dies. Man, today is a rough day for socialism.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (kdS6q)

116 $50 says a weeping, inconsolable Jimmy Carter throws himself on the cask


$75 says Carter builds him a masoleum.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (GFM2b)

117 You're my hucklberry

Posted by: Devil at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (53z96)

118 He's really and most sincerely dead.

Posted by: Count de Munchkin at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (BAS5M)

119 i bet NYT refers to him as "controversial"

is there anything that word can't do

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (60GaT)

120 Now if Michael Moore and Sean Penn would get sick and go to Cuba for their wonderful healthcare that would be a perfect trifecta.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (dkExz)

121 The VP down there, soon to be Presidante, is a former bus drive. hey Ralphieeee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (9Bj8R)

122 Pity,

Posted by: dogfish at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (N2yhW)

123 ...he didn't take some with him.

Posted by: dogfish at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (N2yhW)

124 Is the first Hitler learns of Chavez death downfall out yet?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (evdj2)

125 Oof! Gettin' hot in here!

What is this? Where am I?

Hey, wait a minute! Put that barbed wire dildo down!

WAIT!

WAIT!

I'M SORRY!!!1!!!

AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 05, 2013 05:14 PM (/AHDz)

126 Jon Stewart leaving Daily Show?

Que? Why would he do that? He sucked at standup and acting? Who else does he think will pay him?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (t06LC)

127
106 -

Sad part is, in a sane world, this wouldn't even make the top 10.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (TOk1P)

128 Patton Oswalt ‏@pattonoswalt

Hugo Chavez, RIP. Guess it's up to me now.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

129 HoooooooRAY!!!! Sic Semper Tyrannis

Posted by: MtTB at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (8E9QA)

130 126 it's a hiatus he's doing some film

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (60GaT)

131 AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Posted by: Hugo Chavez



Cajun?

Posted by: dogfish at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (N2yhW)

132 Now he's a good communist....

Posted by: DanInMN at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (axfvD)

133 103
Let the lefty vigils begin!


Posted by: Attila at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (Cs2tJ)

He was the light of the people! And environmentally conscious! You just shut up, wingnuts!

Posted by: Moonflower Earthmom at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (RD7QR)

134 Leave the commie, take the canoli

Posted by: Clemenza Devil at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (53z96)

135 Up yours, Barry.

Posted by: S. at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (vM8TZ)

136 Someone better damn well get Penn on a suicide watch-stat!

Posted by: Attila at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (Cs2tJ)

137 Hugo Chavez Dies from Cancer and Sequestration Cuts, But Mainly from Cancer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jn8K8EA7-Q

Posted by: AoSHQ Headline Writers at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (mCvL4)

138 The Five saying Kerry might attend. Kerry nods and strikes his hoof on the ground for "yes."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (UOM4

Jane, that is the thread winner!
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (z4WKX)

139 Dow hits all time high, Jon Stewart leaving Daily Show and Hugo Chavez dies. Man, today is a rough day for socialism

Au contraire, having the stock market climb through monitization is the socialistic way.

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (kqqGm)

140 20---" From everything I have read his Vice President who will take over is as big a commie asshole as chavez"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (9Bj8R)

He is just as bad. He does not have Chavez's charm, however. I mean, he can't sing those old folk songs like Hugo could.
I guess we'll find out how much the strength of the regime relies on personality cult and how much on institutional corruption.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2013 05:17 PM (C8mVl)

141
126 -

Maybe CNN? Or is he too ethnic?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2013 05:17 PM (TOk1P)

142 Chavez did something good, he got Dunham off the main post. Whew!

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:17 PM (+kvQd)

143 Sean Penn will show up at the funeral with a red Solo cup.

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2013 05:17 PM (k16bb)

144
Raul M. Grijalva, D-AZ will represent the people of Aztlan at the funeral of his friend and mentor Hugo Chavez.

Tarantula head will arrive in Caracas on Wednesday to console the family.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2013 05:17 PM (ndqJC)

145 From the NY Times;

>Mr. Chávez changed Venezuela in fundamental ways, empowering and
energizing millions of poor people who had felt marginalized and
excluded. <

Honestly, this is only an outtake. But don't they have any shame?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:17 PM (GGCsk)

146 Poor Sean Penn. He must be wailing about now.

Posted by: Hank at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (adMMf)

147 Miss Venezuela 2012. Because even though
the thug in charge sucked, the country produced
awesome women with big hair.

SFW? If you're looking at pics of
babes like this I want yur job
http://tinyurl.com/b5cxlsq

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (feFL6)

148 126
Jon Stewart leaving Daily Show?



Que? Why would he do that? He sucked at standup and acting? Who else does he think will pay him?




Soledad's replacement? CNN goes for the LIV, hipster audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (UOM48)

149 136 Someone better damn well get Penn on a suicide watch-stat!
Posted by: Attila at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (Cs2tJ)




Yeah, we should make double sure he follows through with it this time.

Posted by: Truman North at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (I2LwF)

150 Wait until the Venezuelans figure out they can fill that 6-hour time slot where Chavez would bloviate with Mexican soap operas.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (Ec6wH)

151 AC/DC cashes in some more royalties!

Posted by: Kansas Gman at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (u4a/I)

152
No pining for the fjords for you pendejo.

Posted by: Norwegian Blue Parrot at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (mETGQ)

153 I guess they finally figured out the succession in Venezuela...

Pretty sure that Chavez has either been dead or braindead for months and that they're only making the announcement now because a new leader has emerged.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (e0xKF)

154
Obama will begin the mourning process with his close friend Valarie Jarrett.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (ndqJC)

155 @130

Which will suck. Hopefully the ratings take a dive, stoners figure something else to do, and the FSA loses thier info source as a result.

How did we come to the point where a C list comedian is depended upon as the most trusted name in news by assholes whose vote counts as much as yours does?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:18 PM (t06LC)

156 I refuse to believe that he's eligible for a casket until I see his long form death certificate.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (SY2Kh)

157 I know what you are thinking Hugo, did I fire 6 shots or did I fire 5 shots. Well???


Do you feel lucky Hugo???


<Hugo grabs>


Blam!!! Too bad. He was just too high strung.

Posted by: Evil Harry at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (53z96)

158 143 Sean Penn will show up at the funeral with a red Solo cup.

Not if he takes that leaky rowboat.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (+kvQd)

159 Au contraire, having the stock market climb through monitization is the socialistic way.

Two out of three ain't bad.


Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (kqqGm)

What happens when they finally shut off the spigot?

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

160
"Patton Oswalt ţ@pattonoswalt"

Talk about a little bitch who deserves a 3am Florida sinkhole ride.

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (4I3Uo)

161 Finally, one of the deserving meet their maker.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (xmcEQ)

162 You know, if barky and biden both got on AF1 to go down there, and penn and moore went along for the ride, and something just terribly awful were to happen to the plane...

I really should denounce myself for even thinking that, but, since you were all thinking it too...

Posted by: teej at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (/BwGa)

163 Word from Al Jazeera is Chavez's death was due to a drone strike.

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (GGCsk)

164
That movie, Hugo, that was about him dying.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (p/cQy)

165 I hope they are planning on a stake through the heart, just to be sure.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (evdj2)

166 Tonight is gonna be fun!

Posted by: THE Barbed Cock of Satan at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (eHIJJ)

167 Jon Stewart leaving Daily Show?



Que? Why would he do that? He sucked at standup and acting? Who else does he think will pay him?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:15 PM (t06LC)

Makes no sense, unless they are considering moving him into Leno's spot. I've heard they might kick Leno to the curb and replace him with Fallon. I just don't see why he would do it unless it's for money reasons. He can't be making too much money at comedy central, his viewership is pretty small.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (NzBQO)

168 136 Someone better damn well get Penn on a suicide watch-stat!

Why?

Posted by: bRight&Early at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (1GRX7)

169 Serious you guys, stop typing so fast. I can't keep up enough to get my 'Right Wingkkk H8ters' post done.

Posted by: Charle's Johnson at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (eyJh9)

170 Wow....Now I REALLY smell SULPHUR!

Posted by: Hugo at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (MMC8r)

171 What happens when they finally shut off the spigot?
Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (RD7QR)


What are you talking about, peasant? We have infinite money!

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg the Magnificent at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (ggRof)

172
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (NzBQO)
One of the news reports I heard today said that they were blaming America, of course, that future science would prove the US had a hand in it. Obama and Chavez were besties, had matching friendship bracelets and everything, and the US STILL gets no respect from Venezuela. It's almost as if any attempt at pacifying madmen dictatorships will fail, or something, whoda thunk it.
Though the idea of Obama doing a long con, cozying up to Chavez in order to poison him, is kind of hilarious. Very femme fatale of our preezy.

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (8wqqE)

173 and something just terribly awful were to happen to the plane...

Terribly awful would be if it returned safely and they were all on it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (/kI1Q)

174 Happy Dance!!

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (MnSla)

175 Well ... bye.

Well played.

Posted by: VJay at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (K4Gdd)

176 I hope it was painful.

Adios Hugo you evil motherf**ker.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (iYbLN)

177 Jon Stewart is only taking a hiatus from Daily Show.He's directing a movie and will be back in June.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (9XBK2)

178 Hugo Chavez is Is morally, ethically

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably Dead

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (8sCoq)

179 Hugo's final diplomatic cable to his soulmate Barack.....
"I'll save the bunkbetween Yassir and me for you."

Posted by: Kansas Gman at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (u4a/I)

180 I don't love Hugo Chavez, but I also think a lot of people like to hate Hugo Chavez just to hate Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is concerned at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (346rt)

181 Though the idea of Obama doing a long con, cozying up to Chavez in order to poison him, is kind of hilarious.

---

I could believe that Obama was the one who "poisoned" Arafat given his experiences in Man's Country.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (e0xKF)

182 Looks like a single malt scotch night you guys!

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (R18D0)

183 Wait. Lena Dunham killed Chavez?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (GGCsk)

184 It wasn't the cancer that killed him.

Posted by: Vice President Nicolas Maduro with a baseball bat at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (WM+rJ)

185 He's been dying for awhile, too bad it took so long..... or not..... Anyway being a Christian I say RIH, or translated rest in hell...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (9+ccr)

186 These aren't the tribbles you're looking for.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (hEr50)

187 A mi pendejo!

Posted by: Hugo at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (N2yhW)

188 I don't love Hugo Chavez, but I also think a lot of people like to hate Hugo Chavez just to hate Hugo Chavez.

That still would not be a bad thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (8xzm9)

189 178 Hugo Chavez is Is morally, ethically

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably Dead

---

"Voom?" Chavez wouldn't "voom" if you put 50,000 volts through him. He is berift of life, ceased to be. If you hadn't nailed him to the podium, he'd be pushing up the daises.

He is an EX-dictator!

Posted by: John Cleese at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (e0xKF)

190
Good thing Obama got that how to govern book from him before he croaked.

I think it was called "how to kill your friends and torture people".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (p/cQy)

191 Now, all the people in VZ that have suffered under his rule may have a change to get out of socialism.


Nah, they are too fucking stupid.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (wR+pz)

192 We'll probably see pics of Mooch dressed in black all week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (UOM48)

193

I'm not doing anything this weekend.

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (vl5mg)

194 This is an EX-cocksucker!

Posted by: Pet Shop Owner at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (MMC8r)

195 180: k

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (60GaT)

196 I like to hate him because he is a communist totalitarian - they tend to be pretty evil.

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (gmeXX)

197 Au contraire, having the stock market climb through monitization is the socialistic way.

Two out of three ain't bad.




Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:16 PM (kqqGm)

What happens when they finally shut off the spigot?


More like this:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bjmfl3x

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (kqqGm)

198 I hope they are planning on a stake through the heart, just to be sure.
Behead the corpse.
Salt and burn the remains.
Put the ashes on a rocket to the sun.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (0q2P7)

199 >>>I don't love Hugo Chavez, but I also think a lot of people like to hate Hugo Chavez just to hate Hugo Chavez.

yeah he was a swell feller, I don't know what I was talking about.

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (LCRYB)

200 In before the other sockpuppets!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (mCvL4)

201 Na na nana....na na nana........

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM (GEICT)

202 @167

Stewart probably doesn't want to get typecast as a news guy. He is after all an actor foremost.
Seems like a hiatus usually turns out bad. The audience leaves. (paging Mr. Chappelle)

A guy can dream, can't he?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (t06LC)

203 "Potato head gets planted"

Posted by: Ha fucking ha ha at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (Xf6HL)

204 162 You know, if barky and biden both got on AF1 to go down there, and penn and moore went along for the ride, and something just terribly awful were to happen to the plane... I really should denounce myself for even thinking that, but, since you were all thinking it too...



Andy gonna whack your ass for that

Posted by: Truman North at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (I2LwF)

205 I don't love Hugo Chavez, but I also think a lot of people like to hate Hugo Chavez just to hate Hugo Chavez.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is concerned at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (346rt

Say What?

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (m2CN7)

206 I think I'm going to k...


Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (R18D0)

207 Sean Penn will show up at the funeral with a red Solo cup.


Wearing nothing else.

Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (z9HTb)

208 He is an EX-dictator!
Posted by: John Cleese at March 05, 2013 05:23 PM (e0xKF)

Some people don't get that other people like freedom.
Hardest hit, JFK III and the 800 large a year he gets for running poor people oil given to him by Chavez. I hope that spigot stops.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (+kvQd)

209 The Five ripping on the cancellation of the East Wing WH tours. *snerk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (UOM48)

210 My condolences to the people of Venezuela who were cruelly denied their opportunity to see the bastard strung from a tree.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (SY2Kh)

211
Jon Stewart is only taking a hiatus from Daily Show.He's directing a movie
Posted by: steevy




Death to Smoochy II - Electric Boogaloo

Also:

History Today
Hugo Chavez's death comes exactly 60 years after that of Stalin.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:26 PM (kdS6q)

212 44---" What's Venezuelan for schadenfreude?"
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (hEr50)
-------------
Eh, "alegria funebre" will do. It literally means "funereal joy" but can be used anytime you want to rejoice at misfortune.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2013 05:26 PM (C8mVl)

213 "Very femme fatale of our pressure."
And the threads silver medal goes to...

Posted by: teej at March 05, 2013 05:26 PM (e0nsQ)

214 Seems like a hiatus usually turns out bad. The audience leaves. (paging Mr. Chappelle)

---

Chappelle quit more than "taking a hiatus".

He pretty much flipped out over how celebrity changed people around him, so he has quit show business with the exception of some occasional stand-up routines in his hometown.

Posted by: John Cleese at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (e0xKF)

215 Death to Smoochy was really funny. Didn't he get killed in that?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (t06LC)

216 205
I don't love Hugo Chavez, but I also think a lot of people like to hate Hugo Chavez just to hate Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is concerned at March 05, 2013 05:22 PM (346rt



o_O

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (UOM48)

217 The Five ripping on the cancellation of the East Wing WH tours. *snerk*

How are we going to sell that CD collection of Obama's greatest speeches at the WH curio shop?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (kqqGm)

218 Obama Mentor and Good Friend Dies, Flags at Half Mast

Posted by: kansas at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (mka2b)

219 Ha! Drudge has a pic of a bald Hugo with 'Bye Bye' in red letters under it.

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (X6akg)

220
Hugo Beats Venezuela to Death

Alternate headline stolen from the NY Post's famous, Ike Beats Tina to Death.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (vl5mg)

221 209 The Five ripping on the cancellation of the East Wing WH tours. *snerk*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

An (R) Rep tacked on an amendment that defunds "golf" until the tours restored.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (+kvQd)

222 Pudding Time

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (yAor6)

223 So, People's Democratic Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela now?

Because "Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela" just doesn't emphasize how free and democratic the state is.

Or are we really going to sit through the shitheels in this administration (and media) telling us about how great things were there and how much better the will get?

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (VjL9S)

224 Somebody needs to get Michonne and her sword down there standing over the body ASAP............

Just in case.

Posted by: Kansas Gman at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (u4a/I)

225 Moo Moo teh true libertarian: hard on Dems and cops, but willin' to let a little true-blue socialism slide

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (60GaT)

226 Cancellation of the white house tours will backfire on Obama.

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:28 PM (gmeXX)

227 One is somewhat feminine and the other is a bull
dyke apparently dating some hipster asshat from a band that is too cool
to use capital letters.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:09 PM (t06LC)
To be fair, apparently when they went to register their band name or whatever, as simply "Fun," they found it was already taken by a Scandi metal band, so they improvised. But yes the lowercase AND the period at the end is a bit much, even for me, and I have many unfortunate hipster tendencies. ee cummings they are not.

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2013 05:28 PM (8wqqE)

228 Hows all that oil money doing now?

Posted by: clemenza at March 05, 2013 05:28 PM (m3kwT)

229 I think the best revenge would be to all but ignore this clown existed starting tomorrow.

Posted by: Serious Cat (Formally socked as Palpatine) at March 05, 2013 05:28 PM (UypUQ)

230 * sock off *

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (UypUQ)

231 222 Pudding Time

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (yAor6)




YES!!!


Horde! Prepare to dip!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

232 He pretty much flipped out over how celebrity changed people around him, so he has quit show business with the exception of some occasional stand-up routines in his hometown.

Good for Chappelle. He made the choice that less money and quality of life were more important to him. Most people keep the cash and cover the rest with coke.
I thought he tried to come back a year or so later? I forget and am too lazy to google that.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (t06LC)

233 I mean he never did anything mean to me. And as everyone knows, data is the plural form of anecdote.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is concerned at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (346rt)

234 227

i wouldn't mind their name if "We Are Young" wasn't the worst hit song in the history of songs

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (60GaT)

235 221
209 The Five ripping on the cancellation of the East Wing WH tours. *snerk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh



An (R) Rep tacked on an amendment that defunds "golf" until the tours restored.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:27 PM (+kvQd


That would be Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX). He has balls the size of his state.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (UOM48)

236 Cancellation of the white house tours will backfire on Obama.

Posted by: SH

The White House will come up with some lame excuse other than the sequester. Media will cover for them.

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (R18D0)

237
What is the name of the next dictator, Chavez Un?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (p/cQy)

238 199
>>>I don't love Hugo Chavez, but I also think a lot of people like to hate Hugo Chavez just to hate Hugo Chavez.



yeah he was a swell feller, I don't know what I was talking about.

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2013 05:24 PM

I used to play cards with him. Funny guy too

Posted by: A. Hitler at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (mCvL4)

239 Great news! I'm happier than Sandra Fluke with a suitcase full of rubbers on her way to Cern Switzerland to visit the Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (eyJh9)

240 So speaking of WH tours, someone said mini-Mooch Malia was on spring break in NY city? Is that verified? Because if it is they had enough money to send her and her SS contingent on vacay....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (9+ccr)

241 Moo Moo: Based on a buddy of mine, whose family got chased out of Venezuela by Chavez and his minions, Hugo was worse than just about anything you hear.

Posted by: jakeman at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (96M6e)

242 Hugo's last words were reported to be: Tengo esta sensación de ardor en mi zona anal.

I have this burning sensation in my anal area.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (iYbLN)

243 Horde! Prepare to dip!

Ahem. Shave first please.

I don't floss with my pudding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (8xzm9)

244 Flags at Half Mast

They better not be.

Posted by: dogfish at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (N2yhW)

245


Satan weeps.

Posted by: beach at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (XYSwB)

246 Ah, fresh meat!

Posted by: Cerberus at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (1AAJW)

247 In reality, I don't think they cancelled the tours as a way of showing the pain of sequester, I think they used sequester to get the public out of "their" house.

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (gmeXX)

248 Mpfs!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (8xzm9)

249
You crackers better watch out when I get to the "anger" stage of grieving. I'm pretty sure one of you killed him and I've got lots of Predators.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (ggRof)

250 Being a famous international porn star is nice, but you can't buy friends.

Posted by: Truman North at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (I2LwF)

251 Get off me, spotted, mammalian sock.

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (346rt)

252 247 In reality, I don't think they cancelled the tours as a way of showing the pain of sequester, I think they used sequester to get the public out of "their" house.

THIS

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (+kvQd)

253 >>$75 says Carter builds him a masoleum.

"Habitat For Insanity."

Posted by: angler at March 05, 2013 05:31 PM (SwjAj)

254 Still amazes me that he stayed fat. I never see hefty people in the infusion room when I go. Fake Cuban healthcare, you guys.

Posted by: NCKate at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (4FeFx)

255 Cancellation of the white house tours will backfire on Obama.

Posted by: SH

The White House will come up with some lame excuse other than the sequester. Media will cover for them.

Posted by: Dang


If the GOP had any balls, a few of them would ask the Prezzy for a meeting at the WH and show up with a 100 tourists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (fMgJk)

256 But Franco is still dead, right?

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (L6r7J)

257 Regarding the cancellation of the WH tours, as Dana Perino said, they're self-guided for crying out loud.


Barry's just being a little bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (UOM48)

258 Sorry about the misquote. Phone changed preezy to pressure. And didn't even ask. The nerve.

Whack me Truman? What on earth for?

Posted by: teej at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (3R0Zs)

259 We can only hope.

Posted by: Tasmaniac at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (X2M6S)

260 Ahem. Shave first please.

I don't floss with my pudding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (8xzm9)



Pffft. Who you talking to? Clean as a whistle.



And why in the holy hell would you be eating the pudding someone else dipped in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)

261 Gutfeld just did the 'still dead' gag re Chavez on The Five

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (8sCoq)

262 I dunno. Chavez was an ahole and a wannabe dictator, but somehow he just couldn't quite pull off the seriously deranged thing. I mean, if you aren't slaughtering a few thousand a day, you're just not in the big leagues. He's sort of the Morgan Fairchild of badass dictators.

Posted by: pep at March 05, 2013 05:33 PM (6TB1Z)

263

Did the USSR stop being the USSR because Stalin died? Did Cuba become Libre after Fidel left office?

This is going to change very little, and I have no personal feelings about Chavez. Great, he's dead. Whoop-de-doo.

Posted by: imp at March 05, 2013 05:33 PM (UaxA0)

264 Barry's just being a little bitch.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (UOM4

I read that the live in Mother in law didn't like the tourists because they"look funny at her." So she's down stairs watching the tourists?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:33 PM (9+ccr)

265
Pčre Naphtha ‏@RedMaistre

To die of natural causes is an achievement in of itself for an enemy of empire. #RIPChavez



Sam Kirshaw ‏@samkirshaw

One more fearless opponent of US hegemony is taken away. #RIPChavez



Abid Awan InsafRadio ‏@AbidAwan

"Sogwaar peechey aik Duniyan ko chore gaya // Aik Bab-e-Inqalab tha, so aaj Band hoya" -Abid #RIPChavez




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:33 PM (kdS6q)

266 And why in the holy hell would you be eating the pudding someone else dipped in?

Because we're brothers! All for one and every Moron for himself!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:34 PM (8xzm9)

267 In reality, I don't think they cancelled the tours as a way of showing
the pain of sequester, I think they used sequester to get the public out
of "their" house.


I know, right? They really smell. Can't we just give them a tractor pull or something to quiet them down?

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (6TB1Z)

268 @263

Pretty much my feelings. New boss will be same as the old boss. Hell, this one might even be halfway competent.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (t06LC)

269 We sure he's not hiding out with Elvis and Sammy Davis, Jr. in Vegas?

Posted by: Robert at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (LUnTP)

270 That would be Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX). He has balls the size of his state.

I freakin' love Texas more and more every day. I found a show where some grease monkey who calls himself Gas Monkey completely rebuilds cars from my youth and puts 'em back on the street a couple days later.

Up here in the NE they put you through hell before you can put an old car back on the street. I had to P-shop a pic for a friend to 'tone down' a radical car he rebuilt -- because the state had to look at a pic before they'd approve it. The state (NJ) would never have approved a car with a hood that looked like a 16 yr old teenagers wet dream.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (feFL6)

271 Hey, Hugo!

Wanna join us in the hot tub?

Posted by: Splash and Sheets at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (+iA5G)

272
.

Posted by: Meremortal, slutdrop the GOPe at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (ydw45)

273 The parrot is next in line for the throne, right? That's what my chart says anyway.

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (346rt)

274 Good for Chappelle. He made the choice that less money and quality of life were more important to him. Most people keep the cash and cover the rest with coke.
I thought he tried to come back a year or so later? I forget and am too lazy to google that.

---

Everything I see says that his only non-standup works after the show were two appearances on Inside The Actor's Studio and the I'm Rick James documentary.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party, released after the show ended, was filmed in 2004 while the show was still ongoing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (e0xKF)

275 Anyone else feeling a bit hopeful, press not caving so much, Chavez dead, no one died from sequestrationitis, lefties overplaying every hand. Like there is something at the helm of the Titanic trying to right that ship.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (+kvQd)

276 Ah Mr. Bannion.

I think the passing of poor Hugo deserved a comment from the Fishstick Brigade HQ.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:35 PM (iYbLN)

277 Hell ain't but half full.

Keep at it, Reaper.

Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (+iA5G)

278 If the GOP had any balls, a few of them would ask the Prezzy for a meeting at the WH and show up with a 100 tourists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (fMgJk)


This X1000. I would laugh my ass off and Barry would look like an ass if he let them in and an ass if he didn't.

Guerilla politics, you dumbasses. DO EEEEET!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (bxiXv)

279 Srsly, you guys, no cowbell? Don't tell me, it's the sequester. Can't afford no stinkin' cowbell.

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (VISKy)

280 Because we're brothers! All for one and every Moron for himself!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:34 PM (8xzm9)




Riiiight.



Tell ya what, I'll even shower first.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

281 So, this is what sulfur really smells like....

Posted by: HugoChavez at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (WR5xI)

282 263

Did the USSR stop being the USSR because Stalin died? Did Cuba become Libre after Fidel left office?

This is going to change very little, and I have no personal feelings about Chavez. Great, he's dead. Whoop-de-doo.

---

It's not an end to Venezuela as a dictatorship, but certainly a step toward it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (e0xKF)

283 Thanks to him, Venezuela is the murder country of the Western Hemisphere if you don't account for the drug wars in Mexico and Colombia. Besides, Colombia is probably far safer than Venezuela. Are you proud Venezuela?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (BvDGd)

284 Now for Castro to kick off. Muwhahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (uhftQ)

285 ‏Liberalism... is a mental disorder.

@JohnFugelsang
Twitter comments on #HugoChavez & Sean Penn show the world how nobody hates like an American Conservative 'Christian.'

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (DGIjM)

286 Adios mofo.

Posted by: Rick Perry at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (zRFyK)

287 I don't mind martyrs. All martyrs have one thing in common. They're dead.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (evdj2)

288 I think the passing of poor Hugo deserved a comment from the Fishstick Brigade HQ.

You are missed.

Remember I asked about NASSCO a while back? There was a reason. Might be out your way soon.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (8xzm9)

289


Hugo gone, and no drone strikes on Americans unless "extraordinary circumstances" prevail.


The good news just keeps on coming...I'm breaking out the vino early.

Posted by: Meremortal, slutdrop the GOPe at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (ydw45)

290 Chavez was a true Burkean hero, a man of first-class temperament who implemented socialism in a truly conservative fashion. I for one will miss him.

Posted by: David Frum at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (60GaT)

291 Pic at Drudge is hilarious. Hugo showing us his "O" face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (UOM48)

292 Did the USSR stop being the USSR because Stalin died? Did Cuba become Libre after Fidel left office?

This is going to change very little, and I have no personal feelings about Chavez. Great, he's dead. Whoop-de-doo.



Posted by: imp

I look at his death as one more evil m'fer not walking the earth. Tiding up the campsite one piece of shit at a time.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (iYbLN)

293
This guy dies more times and comes back more times than a soap opera actor.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (LVtr+)

294 Chavez was a piece of shit, and I'm glad he's dead.

But it's also true that this probably won't change much for the Venezuelans, who just have a different thug in charge.

I hope they can find a way to shrug that corrupt system off.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (bxiXv)

295 Drudge has had up at least 3 different pics of Hugo in 1/2 hour.

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (X6akg)

296
This guy dies more times and comes back more times than a soap opera character.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (GcwH1)

297
Hey who died?

Posted by: just wondering at March 05, 2013 05:38 PM (p/cQy)

298 285 God is love love is God guyz

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (60GaT)

299 Tell ya what, I'll even shower first.

Naaaah. You're good.

More flavor.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (8xzm9)

300
George Galloway ‏@georgegalloway

Farewell Comandante Hugo Chavez champion of the poor the oppressed everywhere. Modern day Spartacus. Rest in Peace.


Jeremy Corbyn MP ‏@jeremycorbyn

Thanks Hugo Chavez for showing that the poor matter and wealth can be shared. He made massive contributions to Venezuela a very wide world



British Commies, you guys....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (kdS6q)

301 Do the Chavez is Dead Shake!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (uhftQ)

302 285

Because clearly ragetweeting is more hate-filled than sawing off a missionary's head with a dull knife and then posting it on youtube...

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (346rt)

303 Hows that barbed cock taste?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (q177U)

304 283 Thanks to him, Venezuela is the murder country of the Western Hemisphere if you don't account for the drug wars in Mexico and Colombia. Besides, Colombia is probably far safer than Venezuela. Are you proud Venezuela?

---

You could probably lay a lot of the Colombian violence at his feet, too, given that he certainly aided and abetted the FARC guerillas.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (e0xKF)

305 trending on Twitter


Sean Penn

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (8sCoq)

306 172 ---"One of the news reports I heard today said that they were blaming America, of course, that future science would prove the US had a hand in it."

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2013 05:20 PM (8wqqE)
------------
Yes! If their asinine little socialist schemes turn the country into a crime-ridden hellhole instead of a paradise, it's all because of America! We are the new Jooooos, to be blamed for all tyranny and squalor!
(Not that Hugo didn't also blame the old Joooos too, ranting anti-semite that he was.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (C8mVl)

307

Hey, Hugo, from Hell you can stab at thee.

CHAAAAAAAVEZ!

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (hA+ft)

308 @JohnFugelsang

Twitter comments on #HugoChavez Sean Penn show the world how nobody hates like an American Conservative 'Christian.'

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (DGIjM

Liberalism = evil + mental illness

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (UOM48)

309 I feel *snort* so sad *snort*.


It's just *snicker* awful to hear of this tragic *giggle* development.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (piMMO)

310 Chavez beats Castro to death.

Posted by: toby928© stealing another moron's joke at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (evdj2)

311 No!NO! Seńor.. don't stick that IN THERE....!!!!!

Posted by: HugoChavez at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (WR5xI)

312 298 285 God is love love is God guyz

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:39 PM (60GaT)




God is also Just.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

313 I don't floss with my pudding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 05, 2013 05:30 PM (8xzm9)


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (bxiXv)

314 Have Barky and Mooch offered their heartfelts yet? Maybe they are waiting for prime time . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (VISKy)

315 Remember I asked about NASSCO a while back? There was a reason. Might be out your way soon.

Posted by: Sean Bannion


Fantastic!

Let me know.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (iYbLN)

316 Obviously the sequester was more far watching than feared

Posted by: Catmman at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (C8XlI)

317 312 true that.

type of people like the guy quoted have a very predictable, shallow definition of Christianity

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (60GaT)

318 Let's remember that Maxine Waters agreed with Chavez. She would nationalize all the oil companies.

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (gmeXX)

319
Satan just called and say Dude, this guy is completely awful at sucking my Barbed Cock. Maybe in a couple of centuries he'll get better at it, but in the mean time this just doesn't suck.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 05, 2013 05:42 PM (1hM1d)

320 Hell ain't but half full.Keep at it, Reaper.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (+iA5G)

I'm workin on it. I should be nearby soon. Look out your window and wave.

Posted by: Reaper Drone at March 05, 2013 05:42 PM (t06LC)

321 Hey amigo, let me push that mortal coil in for you.

Posted by: Satan at March 05, 2013 05:42 PM (WM+rJ)

322 314
Have Barky and Mooch offered their heartfelts yet? Maybe they are waiting for prime time . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2013 05:41 PM (VISKy)

Give them time it's cocktail hour for Gods sake!

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:42 PM (9+ccr)

323 Sean Penn is on suicide watch...hopefully in that context "watch" means supplying him with a 20lb sack of sleeping pills , a box of razorblades , several pretied nooses, and a shotgun...and putting up a live video feed!

Posted by: Joey's 60th Anniversary! at March 05, 2013 05:42 PM (3w4WK)

324 Proof, I suppose, that Venezuelans are luckier than Americans.

Posted by: Reactionary at March 05, 2013 05:42 PM (jfeoD)

325
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT, rending her macrame sweater while sobbing uncontrollably at March 05, 2013 05:43 PM (5iuEW)

326 Ahem

Posted by: The Barrel at March 05, 2013 05:43 PM (evdj2)

327 2013 Dead Pools just got their first layup.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 05:43 PM (n8LUb)

328
Roberto Baly ‏@rbaly79

There will be a moment of silence in tonight's game between Team Venezuela and Marlins. #WBC #HugoChavez




I know a commie owns the Marlins, but Dude!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (kdS6q)

329 Oh, man, that barrel is getting crowded.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (bxiXv)

330 Thanks Hugo Chavez for showing that the poor matter and wealth can be shared. He made massive contributions to Venezuela a very wide world

Uh, thanks to Chavez, Venezuela went from being known as "the breadbasket of South America" (because it was relatively prosperous and a net exporter of food) to being a crime-riddled, squalid third-world hellhole.

And he didn't show the world how wealth can be "shared". He showed how it can be irreparably vaporized by a bunch of thugs willing to steal it from those who produce it.

Liberals are pure fucking evil and must be destroyed.

Posted by: VJay at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (K4Gdd)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (0nyYS)

332 Welcome, bro!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (UOM48)

333 All good things happen in three's.

Hope is for the Church, they say.

Posted by: sTevo at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (SLhOh)

334 @327

We still have LiLo or whatever.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (t06LC)

335 Will Zero make the funeral?

Posted by: maddogg at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (OlN4e)

336 MSM headlines are predictable. Hero to poor. Charismatic. Showman. Master of the Spotlight. The most truthful they get is Polarizing.

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (346rt)

337 Flaming Chavez skull, fo' sho'.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (UrENZ)

338 Tyrants rarely die early. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (m2CN7)

Whoda thunk? Socialist Death Panels DO have some good points!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 05:44 PM (bb5+k)

339

Did he die in Cuba?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (0nyYS)

340 I guess I can scratch Hugo off my Pope Madness 2013 bracket.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (iYbLN)

341 Chavez sided with our enemies. That is all I really need to know. I hope he suffered

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (9Bj8R)

342
a shame.












it wasn't decades sooner.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (nqBYe)

343 Yeah, this is flaming skull material.

Posted by: maddogg at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (OlN4e)

344

Definitely deserves a toast.

*cheers

Posted by: beach at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (XYSwB)

345 Who fattened up the blog?

Posted by: L, elle at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (Ynbgq)

346 333 I am taking it as a sign.

Posted by: sTevo at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (SLhOh)

347 Did he die in Cuba?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:45 PM (0nyYS)

Why did it tip over?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (9Bj8R)

348 Where all da trolls at?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (UOM48)

349 At this very moment Hugo is struggling and saying "mmmfff" while choking on Satan's barbed cock.

Posted by: Rip VanBullwinkle at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (w8ldk)

350 Another victory for Cuban health care!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (DLu2s)

351 Way to go and screw up the thread cloggenstein sock.
Don't ever freaking do that again.

Posted by: teej at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (3R0Zs)

352 so his successor is a family member or just a typical random ish dicktater?

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

353 Condolences to Sean Penn is so bitchy I wish I said it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (Gk3SS)

354 Hugo is giving bin Laden a little break.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (UOM48)

355 A hand picked successor.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 05:47 PM (uhftQ)

356 This blog needs to lose some weight

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at March 05, 2013 05:47 PM (346rt)

357
He probably died weeks ago. They'll finally admitting it now.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:47 PM (gtTDa)

358
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 05:25 PM (t06LC)
I'll dream along with you. My younger sis used to get all her news from the Daily Show, but after seeing how Stewart treated Rubio as a guest (and Rubio did great btw, expertly dodged all the traps laid for him) versus the softballs he lobs at lib guests, it's gotten to be too much for her. FINALLY. Hopefully a hiatus lets it slowly go out to pasture, but I'm not holding my breath.BTW, speaking of entertainers interviewing politicians, did anyone else hear the epic takedown of Gavin Newsom on Corolla's podcast? When the CA Lt. Governor resorts to pulling the race card on you to regain the high ground, you know you've won. It made my day.

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2013 05:47 PM (8wqqE)

359 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:47 PM (9Bj8R)

360 Kind of fitting for old Hugo to achieve room temperature today.

Stalin Died on this day in 1953.


Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (iYbLN)

361 Mitt Romney's cancer rays know nobounds.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (YmPwQ)

362 @FilipFilipi
RIP Hugo Chavez. He reduced poverty in Venezuela by 50% and lead the new model of socialist development…

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (DGIjM)

363
In all seriousness, I hope the lovers of liberty there go all banana pants right now before Thug #2 has a chance to think to hard.

Posted by: just wondering at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (p/cQy)

364 Weekend at Hugo's?

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (gmeXX)

365 Yes, Chavez, hero to the poor, especially to the poor thugs he hired to beat and intimidate his political opposition, and his poor family members who received property stolen from others!

Man, the MFM is so fucking in the left's tank it's pathetic, I'm surprised they haven't all drowned yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (bxiXv)

366 ‏@colinfoxssp
#HugoChavez The working class people of Venezuala, Latin America and the world have today lost a fine socialist champion. RIP Hugo Chavez

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (DGIjM)

367 is Castor still hanging around the earth? or is he pretending he is?

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (nqBYe)

368 360 Kind of fitting for old Hugo to achieve room temperature today.

Stalin Died on this day in 1953.


Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (iYbLN)



Too bad he didn't go out the same way. Incapacitated and soaked in his own urine for a day.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

369 castro*

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:49 PM (nqBYe)

370
Why did it tip over?

See how important comma splices are?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:49 PM (NNTrd)

371 he "empowered" the poor, what more do you want!? actual results?

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 05:49 PM (60GaT)

372
I want to give the eulogy, ala Chief Inspector Dryfus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzBN4QHc2D4

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (UrENZ)

373 Too bad he didn't go out the same way. Incapacitated and soaked in his own urine for a day.

---

He was apparently hooked to life-support machines that kept him alive, albeit braindead, for several months, if the rumors floating for a while now are true.

That a good enough consolation prize?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (e0xKF)

374 CARACAS—Hours before announcing the death of Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, Caracas expelled two U.S. Embassy officials for allegedly plotting against the government and blamed "historic enemies" for inducing the leader's his cancer.

No coinwincidinky. Commies have to blame someone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (9Bj8R)

375 Hugo Chavez is like Robin Hood - he stole from the middle class and gave to his cronies and family! Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (bxiXv)

376 No coinwincidinky. Commies have to blame someone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (9Bj8R
George Bush!

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:51 PM (9+ccr)

377 CheChe where are you?!?

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 05, 2013 05:51 PM (FsUAO)

378 He was apparently hooked to life-support machines that kept him alive, albeit braindead, for several months, if the rumors floating for a while now are true.

That a good enough consolation prize?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (e0xKF)



No. Chavez, if braindead, wasn't aware of his position.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

379 Nude SCoaMF thread

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:52 PM (evdj2)

380

noooood!

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 05:52 PM (SljXf)

381 Caracas expelled two U.S. Embassy officials for
allegedly plotting against the government and blamed "historic enemies"
for inducing the leader's his cancer.



No coinwincidinky. Commies have to blame someone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:50 PM (9Bj8R)

it was a republican ray of cancerous thoughts

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:52 PM (nqBYe)

382 castro*
Posted by: willow-ette
***

His bro wants to retire in 5 years so we will see what happens.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 05:52 PM (uhftQ)

383
Can't wait for the Venezuelan Vuvuzela and Thunderstick Orchestra's performance at the funeral.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2013 05:53 PM (TIIx5)

384
Rep. Jose Serrano (D-N.Y.) tweeted an instant reaction to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's death that has already earned him swift backlash.


Hugo Chavez was a leader that understood the needs of the poor. He was committed to empowering the powerless.R.I.P. Mr. President.
Jose E. Serrano (@RepJoseSerrano) March 5, 2013

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:53 PM (kdS6q)

385 His bro wants to retire in 5 years so we will see what happens.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 05:52 PM (uhftQ)

I'm hoping in Cuba there will be a breath of fresh air!

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:53 PM (nqBYe)

386 alrighty then................


@andrewreiter_
rip hugo chavez i kno u hated americans but u r frend 2 me

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 05:53 PM (DGIjM)

387
Hugo Chavez was a leader that understood the
needs of the poor. He was committed to empowering the powerless.R.I.P.
Mr. President.
Jose E. Serrano (@RepJoseSerrano) March 5, 2013


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:53 PM (kdS6q)

Good Lord what Hugo Chavez are they talking about?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:54 PM (9+ccr)

388 Hugo Chavez was a leader that understood the needs of the poor. He was
committed to empowering the powerless.R.I.P. Mr. President.
Jose E. Serrano (@RepJoseSerrano) March 5, 2013

fgs sake , throws up on serrano's shoes and pants, and shirt

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:54 PM (nqBYe)

389 "There will be a moment of silence in tonight's game between Team Venezuela and Marlins"

He was the president of Vennie, and he was quasi-elected. Fair enough.

Posted by: sexypig at March 05, 2013 05:54 PM (dZQh7)

390 22 Tyrants rarely die early. I'm pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (m2CN7)

Does 'hanged or disemboweled by the peasants' count as 'dying early?'

Posted by: blindside at March 05, 2013 05:54 PM (x7g7t)

391 @ChriswMP Desperately sad news from #Venezuela. RIP Hugo #Chavez you inspired progressives around the world. Viva #Bolivar revolution

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 05:54 PM (DGIjM)

392 I have doubts that Ven. will restore some of the liberty that was lost during Chavez' reign, but we can certainly hope they find someone who will. I wish them the best. They have been given an opportunity to make some chnages. Its up to the people of Ven. and I guess to whoever is actually in charge at this time.

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:55 PM (gmeXX)

393 snort.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 05, 2013 05:55 PM (nqBYe)

394

I read that Curious Hugo died from recurring cancer.

The original blob was about the size of a baseball, in his pelvic area. The stuff just kept coming back.


I knew someone who had this sort of cancer ... can't say whether it was painful or not, but it was heavily debilitating ... for the last 12 months or so, the only thing he could move was his eyelids, nothing else; he was equipped with a colostomy bag ...

... and the "process" was slow ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2013 05:56 PM (kTOno)

395
391
@ChriswMP Desperately sad news from #Venezuela. RIP Hugo #Chavez you
inspired progressives around the world. Viva #Bolivar revolution



I'm going to be sick... WTF is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 05:56 PM (9+ccr)

396 Is that true about the moment of silence? Where is the game being played?

Posted by: SH at March 05, 2013 05:56 PM (gmeXX)

397 $75 says Carter builds him a masoleum.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:13 PM (GFM2b)

$100 says Carter will join him soon.

Posted by: blindside at March 05, 2013 05:57 PM (x7g7t)

398 House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Ed Royce (R-CA): Hugo #Chavez was a tyrant...Good riddance to this dictator.




Thank goodness someone has some sense.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 05, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

399
$100 says Carter will join him soon.

$150 says Caarter will request to be buried in the same coffin.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 05, 2013 05:59 PM (eyJh9)

400
Is that true about the moment of silence? Where is the game being played?
Posted by: SH


Miami.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 06:00 PM (kdS6q)

401 Wow.. just reading the tweets on #RIPHugoChavez is enough to make me sick.

Seriously.. does every lib live in constant lookout for a human being to be a "inspirational leader".. ?

Go to church, loons.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 05, 2013 06:00 PM (DGIjM)

402 399 $100 says Carter will join him soon.$150 says Caarter will request to be buried in the same coffin.

$250 say Carter wants to be onthe bottom. Face down.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 06:01 PM (n8LUb)

403 I don't floss with my pudding.


Pudding. It's not just for ball dipping any more!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 06:02 PM (0kTcE)

404 Tyrants rarely die early. I'm pleasantly surprised. Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (m2CN7) Does 'hanged or disemboweled by the peasants' count as 'dying early?'
Posted by: blindside at March 05, 2013 05:54 PM (x7g7t)

Absent a warwho are you referring to? I'll start you off, though it was replacing one tyrant with another and that was Castro.

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 06:04 PM (m2CN7)

405 @401 Jumbo Shrimp

Totally agree. They'll never unearth all the bodies from his slaughters.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 06:05 PM (n8LUb)

406 I'm hoping in Cuba there will be a breath of fresh air!
Posted by: willow-ette
***

There will be some celebrating in Florida when Castro drops deadthen when Raul is gone too.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 06:08 PM (uhftQ)

407 Natural causes. That's what we need.

Posted by: Tasmaniac at March 05, 2013 06:09 PM (X2M6S)

408 Why are the left's Binkies / Inspirational leaders almost always murderous thugs? Mao, Chavez, Che...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2013 06:09 PM (bxiXv)

409 Great news: Hugo Chavez' medical conditions have stabilized!!.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 05, 2013 06:09 PM (dSE0q)

410 they won't have a moment of silence in Miami. First, because there is no such thing as silence in Miami. Second, because half the condos downtown are owned by wealty Venezuelans hiding their cash from Hugo.

Posted by: mark c at March 05, 2013 06:11 PM (hnhBR)

411 Reichwing RethugliKKKan knuckleheads masturbating over the death of a peaceful, tolerant giant who sought to tear down the system of formal exploitative inequality inherent in the imperialist AmeriKKKan system and ejaculating hate all over the poor and downtrodden. What a surprise.

Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so.
After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns,
we ourselves flash and yearn,
and moreover my mother told me as a boy
(repeatedly) 'Ever to confess you're bored
means you have no

Inner Resources.' I conclude now I have no
inner resources, because I am heavy bored.
Peoples bore me,
literature bores me, especially great literature,
Henry bores me, with his plights gripes
as bad as achilles,

Who loves people and valiant art, which bores me.
And the tranquil hills, and gin, look like a drag
and somehow a dog
has taken itself and its tail considerably away
into mountains or sea or sky, leaving
behind: me, wag.

You fucking knuckleheads.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin at March 05, 2013 06:14 PM (KSjsb)

412 Actually Sean Penn is doing OK . Apparently Madonna agreed to stop sending nude pictures to him .

Posted by: DrDrill at March 05, 2013 06:16 PM (L3nHO)

413 Any clues as to what will happen in Venezuela now that he is out of the way?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 05, 2013 06:17 PM (baL2B)

414 Another devil was needed in Hell.

Posted by: Al at March 05, 2013 06:18 PM (V70Uh)

415 Hey 411, if your serious about hating the free market that liberated civilization, then I think Madonna can send you a few close up nude shots . Dolus an virtus, quis in hoste requirate.

Posted by: DrDrill at March 05, 2013 06:21 PM (L3nHO)

416 Wow, now I can really smell brimstone.......

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 05, 2013 06:22 PM (YmPwQ)

417 411 lmao

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 06:23 PM (60GaT)

418 Any bets on a good old-fashioned Military Junta ? Shouldn't Hugo have had a wife or something take over .

Posted by: DrDrill at March 05, 2013 06:25 PM (L3nHO)

419
Posted by: Walt Benjamin at March 05, 2013 06:14 PM (KSjsb)
Your canseku needs work, grasshopper.

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2013 06:31 PM (8wqqE)

420 OT- but did anyone see Kerry speak about visiting with the Benghazi survivor? Kerry looks like he's paralyzed from the nose down! Musta been O'barkyCare plastic surgery.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at March 05, 2013 06:32 PM (fHWdz)

421 Who's next?

Castro?
Carter?
Ahmadinejad?
Assad?
Jung Un?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 06:32 PM (n8LUb)

422 Maybe the JEF will send Dennis Rodman down for the ceremonery

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at March 05, 2013 06:38 PM (eEeRy)

423
Meanwhile:

Patricia Mazzei ‏@PatriciaMazzei
Miami TV stations, in English and Spanish, going all out with coverage of Hugo Chávez's death. Several live from Doral, aka Doralzuela.


Paradise Afshar ‏@Paradise_Afshar
People cheering "Venezuela presente" at El Apreazo in Doral #chavezdead Flags everywhere



Potential Republican voters, you guys.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 06:38 PM (kdS6q)

424

Jung Un?



Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 06:32 PM (n8LUb)

It would have to be cake related death.

Posted by: Norwegian Blue Parrot at March 05, 2013 06:44 PM (mETGQ)

425 psssh Jong-un will just be replaced with Un-jang

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 06:54 PM (60GaT)

426 Barry is weeping uncontrollably for he has lost a fellow commie dictator

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2013 07:02 PM (q2jv4)

427
Now Hugo and Stalin have more than one thing in common. And obligatory kudos to that World Class Cuban medical system. I commend it to all of the dictatorally inclined. Ciao!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 05, 2013 07:13 PM (qwK3S)

428 Ah, Hugo! We have such sights to show you...

Posted by: Pinhead, wearing a George Bush mask at March 05, 2013 07:17 PM (Pwa1z)

429 Over at Baen's Bar's KratSkeller, LTC Thomas Kratman (who - SPOILER ALERT - - - - - -had Chavez shot in one of his novels) is actually calling for a little bit of restraint in the celebration. Chavez sold us a lot of oil, and his own weird purposes were no serious threat to us. He was a worse enemy to his own people than he was to America. Still, death to tyrants is always a good thing.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at March 05, 2013 07:44 PM (uetv9)

430 Hugo Chavez: Overwhelmingly and Democratically elected Man; Dragged Country Out of Poverty, Educated it, Provided Subsidized Heating for American Families, has passed away.


I think that's a better, more accurate, headline.

Posted by: Palooka at March 05, 2013 07:46 PM (oN+9z)

431 Godspeed, Mr. Potato Head...

Posted by: qzy at March 05, 2013 08:12 PM (b2dgf)

432 Miami.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 06:00 PM (kdS6q)

Sounds like an opportune time for a nice fireworks display outside the ballpark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2013 08:14 PM (673KB)

433 Yeah, Palooka, Chavez loved the poor so much, he made the whole country poor.


Aside from himself and his cronies, of course, who had to sacrifice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2013 08:18 PM (673KB)

434 JUST IN — Abu Musab al-Zarqawi takes a break from having sex with Hitler to give Hugo Chavez his turn.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 05, 2013 09:20 PM (e8kgV)

435 One Banana Republic Socialist down; 2 to go.

Posted by: Dr Foistus at March 05, 2013 09:28 PM (+kznc)

436 To celebrate, let's have some Eduard Khil, the gentleman who trolled the Russian government at the height of the Cold War.

http://youtu.be/i6uK7VaREm0

Posted by: Saber Alter at March 05, 2013 09:43 PM (mMtFx)

437 Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis. I hear they are blaming US for his cancer. This sounds like Arafat, though. Are they going to blame US for his AIDS, too? And no, I'm not celebrating someone dying.

Posted by: Big Mo at March 05, 2013 09:57 PM (uqvkA)

438 Hugo is being skull fucked by Adolf Eichmann.

I felt nothing but joy upon hearing that cancer did something good for a change.

Posted by: AgentLobos at March 06, 2013 03:00 AM (GHK30)

439 #24 - are you sure? Or are you keeping yourself fresh and clean for bigger prey?

Oh well, must be plenty of gay sub-devils with a taste for Venezuelan tyrant butt, I'm sure.

Posted by: perturbed at March 06, 2013 09:14 AM (u6Ueb)

440 Hugo WILL dwell eternally with Satan, true, but Satan is not yet in Hell. He is roaming to and fro upon the earth, seeking whom he may (spiritually) devour, inspiring his many religious but Christ-less ministers in the appearance of righteousness, thereby deceiving many.

Posted by: The Bible says... at March 06, 2013 09:39 AM (mV5Rx)

441 Karma be damned--Hey Hugo, suffer much?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 06, 2013 10:37 AM (wbmaj)

442 It's been real, Hugo baby...
http://youtu.be/gcjZgPgm6aU

Posted by: Banana Demokratik Replublik at March 06, 2013 11:07 AM (F3kTa)

443 Oh Man, Maria Conchita Alonso's husband is going to get so much nasty tonight!

Posted by: MLCross at March 06, 2013 12:07 PM (taib7)






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