Lena Dunham Tweets About a Racist Towel and AP Goes Just Bananapants With It

There's some context here: Oberlin College, alma mater of both Lena Dunham and Michelle Malkin, has a history of girlish freak-outs over hoax racism stunts.

Well, there's some freaking out going on over there now. In addition to some racist/homophobic notes, which already put the college at Defcon 2, someone was seen wearing "a KKK hood," or a blanket, or, as Michelle Malkin tags it, an "assault blanket," and then Lena Dunham tweeted about it and AP just lost its collective shit in a multimedia squee.

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM



Comments

1 Maybe it was Cartman's Halloween ghost costume.

Posted by: real joe at March 05, 2013 04:35 PM (UgNML)

2 They are insane. Talking about this shit while Holder says he can do drone strikes on American citizens at will on American soil..

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 04:35 PM (53z96)

3

wow, so what was the death toll?

how many injuries in this disaster?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 04:35 PM (9Q7Nu)

4 Does she dry her FUPA with it?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 05, 2013 04:36 PM (dSE0q)

5 Gee, this couldn't be another distraction, could it? BINDERS full of women!!11!

Posted by: real joe at March 05, 2013 04:36 PM (UgNML)

6
And Michael Jackson's kids have new haircuts!


Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 04:37 PM (9Q7Nu)

7 The novelty of the internet has worn off.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 04:38 PM (evdj2)

8 I see Roland Martin weighed in. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and Leonard Pitts can't be far behind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 04:38 PM (UOM48)

9 I googled and saw some of that flabby twit's HBO show.

She's right. Her nude scenes require bravery.

For the audience.

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 04:38 PM (MMC8r)

10 Talking about this shit while Holder says he can do drone strikes on American citizens at will on American soil..

If you're outside wearing a blanket, look up.

Posted by: RadishDemento at March 05, 2013 04:38 PM (/kI1Q)

11 I hate, therefore I fake

Posted by: Girl With Issues at March 05, 2013 04:38 PM (hEr50)

12 Sacred honor compels me to categorically deny having any interactions with Lena Dunham's FUPA.

Posted by: Will Folkes Cameo at March 05, 2013 04:39 PM (dSE0q)

13 I heard about this early today and my first thought was "hoax".


My default position on such incidents, no matter whose politics they supposedly support, is hoax. I can't think of the last one of these that wasn't.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 04:39 PM (VtjlW)

14 2
They are insane. Talking about this shit while Holder says he can do
drone strikes on American citizens at will on American soil..


Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 04:35 PM (53z96


MFM: Assault towels!! Squirrel!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 04:39 PM (UOM48)

15 If it isn't racism, then it's puffy faced rape.

Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2013 04:39 PM (tiOTz)

16
How do they know that it wasn't someone doing some 'Street Art'...like that guy Banksey does?

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2013 04:40 PM (QPnFm)

17 KKK sighting near Oberlin College Afrikan Heritage* House; Hate Crimes Prompt College to Cancel Classes: bet.us/Wt8HEf—
BET News (@BETNews) March 05, 2013



Dear Black America--

It's time to grow up. Boogeyman fantasies just make you look like hysterical idiots. You're supposed to be capable adults, it's time to act like it and put down the 'RACISM!!!!' woobie.



*Damn Dutch.

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

18
Next up at Oberlin: some student discards a half-eaten Pop-Tart in the shape of a gun. Or a mountain.

The campus is evacuated, the SWAT team is called in and DHS sets everything on fire with a drone strike.

Pictures at 11.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (+z4pE)

19

Michelle Malkin really is the female Breitbart.

Posted by: beach at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (XYSwB)

20
They are insane.


Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 04:35 PM (53z96)



Yes they are.http://cafehayek.com/2013/02/minimum-grade.html

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 04:42 PM (bb5+k)

21 Just to make it clear, on the topic of blankets, Lena Dunham makes it hard for me to pitch a tent, sacred honorifically speaking.

Posted by: Will Folkes at March 05, 2013 04:42 PM (dSE0q)

22 If you think that's a ridiculous hoax you should have heard the one from a few years back about people who reported seeing a black man with a billyclub intimidating voters at a polling location. Can you believe these stories!!

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 04:42 PM (m2CN7)

23 "Bananapants?" this is not going to win teh youth vote

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 04:42 PM (60GaT)

24 What's so unusual? Liberal college. Fake racial incident. Administration raises consciousness of students then everyone finds out is was faked.

Posted by: ejo at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (GXvSO)

25
Girl Cries Wolf, Part XXXVII: Toweling Wolf

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (hEr50)

26 Congrats Ian S. and Aces, Twitchy has picked up Serious You Guys!

Posted by: L, elle at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (0PiQ4)

27 Lena Dunham looks like Fred Savage in the last season of 'The Wonder Years.'

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (MMC8r)

28 For what it's worth I went out with a girl from Oberlin back in the day and had sex on the Oberlin Campus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (9Bj8R)

29 Remember when Susan Sarandon held that newspaper over her head in Rocky Horror Picture Show?

RACISM !!!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (mCvL4)

30 I see twitchy has adopted an AOS meme......



"Serious, You Guys! As Twitchy reported, actress Lena Dunham was among the liberal pants-wetters"

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (X6akg)

31 Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 04:42 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 04:42 PM (bb5+k)


Its not April 1 yet!!!!!!

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 04:44 PM (53z96)

32
Conciousness raising.

Almost up to the level of idiocy.

Almost.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 04:45 PM (+z4pE)

33 I wouldn't fuck her with Shemp's dick.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 05, 2013 04:45 PM (TtA6H)

34 KLAN PONCHOS OCCUPY OBERLIN !!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 05, 2013 04:45 PM (mCvL4)

35 I thought it was somebody wandering around in a white blanket.

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (RD7QR)

36
quick, someone bake some cupcakes!

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (9Q7Nu)

37 Hey, Hadji, thanks for the Hadji down below. I liked.

Posted by: L, elle at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (0PiQ4)

38 If this qualifies as racist, there are racist acts in my bathroom every morning.

Who knew and where the hell is Al Sharpton when you need him?

Honestly, what's next in the racist scare arena- bad grammar?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (GGCsk)

39 Has the whole world gone INSANE?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (q177U)

40 Weasel Zippers ‏@weaselzippers

GOP Rep: No Federal Funds For Obama’s Golf Outings Until White House Tours Resume…. http://shar.es/jOHwK

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (8sCoq)

41 Michelle Malkin really is the female Breitbart.
Posted by: beach at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (XYSwB)

Hardly. She does yeoman's work but she can't take the heat.

Posted by: polynikes at March 05, 2013 04:47 PM (m2CN7)

42 I believe that wearing "banana pants" constitutes rape under the Oberlin Code of Conduct.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2013 04:47 PM (jf2XR)

43 Michelle Malkin really is the female Breitbart.
Posted by: beach at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (XYSwB)

Nah

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 05, 2013 04:47 PM (q177U)

44 After seeing Ms. Dunham's pic on that tweet, I have to say if by some scenario like a freak russian comet hitting the earth the very exsitance of the human species came down to me having sex with her purely for reproductive purposes, I'd have to say its been a good run, but its time for homosapien to pack it in.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 04:47 PM (t06LC)

45 Is Oberlin in a competition with Amherst and Evergreen to see which college turns out the biggest nutballs?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (mCvL4)

46 NO NO! In the front of the pants!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (evdj2)

47 >
I wouldn't fuck her with Shemp's dick.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 05, 2013 04:45 PM (TtA6H)

and Larry pushing

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

48
Holy shit. Education there is pretty damn bad if somebody with a blanket is mistaken for a KKK member. How freaking sheltered are these people? Did they not even see "o brother, where art thou?"?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (p/cQy)

49 wow. Lena Dunham = a GITMO 4 if I ever saw one. Even the motor pool guys would say "no thanks" and go back to watching One Tree Hill.

Posted by: t9 at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (x3YFz)

50 No, you're a towel.

Posted by: Towelie, Gettin' High at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (C/NnJ)

51 Lena Dunham is uglier than I thought. I can't believe this girl is rich and famous.

Posted by: L, elle at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (0PiQ4)

52 18

Next up at Oberlin: some student discards a half-eaten Pop-Tart in the shape of a gun. Or a mountain.

The campus is evacuated, the SWAT team is called in and DHS sets everything on fire with a drone strike.

Pictures at 11.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (+z4pE


Lol. I can actually see this happening, sadly. We've become a nation of pussies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (UOM48)

53 28
For what it's worth I went out with a girl from Oberlin back in the day and had sex on the Oberlin Campus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:43 PM (9Bj8R)

So you were a RAPIST!!!!

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (RD7QR)

54 I think ace has a little something for Ms Dunham.

There. I said it.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (vl5mg)

55 Oh the horror...people with blankets and and ohh ohh...stop the madness.

Posted by: jj at March 05, 2013 04:49 PM (E3tRT)

56 And Lena wins the award for Best Hooker Tattoo.

Honestly, where did she get that- prison or from some traveling carnival?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 04:49 PM (GGCsk)

57 >> There. I said it.

We were all thinking it.

Posted by: Andy at March 05, 2013 04:49 PM (C/NnJ)

58 I refuse to attribute any cultural significance to this event until the girl gets thrown into the volcano.

Posted by: comatus at March 05, 2013 04:49 PM (qaVK+)

59 For what it's worth I went out with a girl from Oberlin back in the day and had sex on the Oberlin Campus

I'll be forwarding your rape confession to the proper authorities. At OK! magazine.

Posted by: oblig. at March 05, 2013 04:49 PM (cePv8)

60 40
Weasel Zippers ‏@weaselzippers

GOP Rep: No Federal Funds For Obama’s Golf Outings Until White House Tours Resume…. http://shar.es/jOHwK

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM

Hey assholes, I said make OTHERS scream in agony!

Posted by: King Barry the Putt at March 05, 2013 04:49 PM (mCvL4)

61 quick, blow your rape whistles and fire your shotguns into the air.

Then post your vadge on Tumblr.

Feel the empowerment!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 05, 2013 04:50 PM (BAS5M)

62 Why are college students wearing blankets in the cold? That's just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2013 04:50 PM (4cRnj)

63 if there was ever someone so ugly she needed to be covered with a hefty bag, or a sheet, or a towel, or anything within reach (OMG for the children You Gus!) it's Lena Dunham.

Posted by: t9 at March 05, 2013 04:50 PM (x3YFz)

64 Lol, towelie #50.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2013 04:50 PM (jf2XR)

65 In medicine Phrama has what it calls "Key Opinion Leaders" (KOL). These people have somehow (it really doesn't matter how) become well known enough in their field that they attract an audience.
When Pharma scopes out a KOL they make it their job to do a few things: 1) Bring that person into their fold (it helps if they were already leaning that way) 2) increase their influence and (related) 3) get them to talk in front of as many groups as possible.

In some respects liberals and the Media (BIRM) are treating Dunham like Phrama treats a KOL, she gained some notoriety and now they're trying to expand that by putting her in front of as many people as possible.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 05, 2013 04:51 PM (fjTeV)

66 51
Lena Dunham is uglier than I thought. I can't believe this girl is rich and famous.

Posted by: L, elle at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM

She's also the girlfriend of Jack Antonin from the group "Fun", which does that awful overplayed song "Some Nights"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 04:51 PM (mCvL4)

67 >> There. I said it.



We were all thinking it.<<


Not me. No tan lines.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 05, 2013 04:51 PM (KjlbF)

68 I think ace has a little something for Ms Dunham.

There. I said it.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 04:48 PM (vl5mg)


She does kinda look like an overly hairy ewok.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 05, 2013 04:51 PM (8rPP5)

69 I think ace has a little something for Ms Dunham.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Double Entendre at March 05, 2013 04:52 PM (evdj2)

70 39
Has the whole world gone INSANE?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 05, 2013 04:46 PM (q177U


Why, yes. Yes, it has. *looks nervously outside for drone*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 04:52 PM (UOM48)

71 Didn't Oberlin have a day of solidarity or something after the last "racial" hoax and HuffPo did a whole special on it?

Somebody dig that up so we can laugh at them. Again.

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 04:52 PM (GGCsk)

72 >>>Honestly, what's next in the racist scare arena- bad grammar?

We already had that with ebonix

Posted by: Bigby's Interposing Thumb-in-the-Eye at March 05, 2013 04:52 PM (3ZtZW)

73 I think ace has a little something for Ms Dunham.

She does remind me a little of Marco Rubio's garbage.

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 04:52 PM (MMC8r)

74 Back in the day when I flew into Cleveland to visit Oberlin and my squeeze, I thought I was flying into a War Zone! That was in the late 70s

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:53 PM (9Bj8R)

75 She's also the girlfriend of Jack Antonin from the group "Fun", which does that awful overplayed song "Some Nights"



Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 04:51 PM (mCvL4)

Some nights I have a fantasy about shitty pop hipster bands, me, an axe handle, a shovel and an alibi.

Posted by: t9 at March 05, 2013 04:53 PM (x3YFz)

76 Education there is pretty damn bad if somebody with a blanket is mistaken for a KKK member.

Wait until someone shows up on their campus wearing a chador or an abaya.

Posted by: RadishDemento at March 05, 2013 04:53 PM (/kI1Q)

77 You guys are just being mean about her looks because you don't like the venom that leaks out of the oatmeal in her skull.

I would still totally hit that.

Posted by: A Truck at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (bxiXv)

78 "Ridonculous"? "Bananapants"? Do I hear a "Ginormous"?

Anyone?

Anyone?

"Ginormous"?

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (m9cpE)

79 Who the fuck is Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Productive Citizens at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (p2s4o)

80 @66

Yep. I knew I hated her. That just seals it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (t06LC)

81 She's also the girlfriend of Jack Antonin from the group "Fun"

That's "fun". Capital letters are too mainstream.

Posted by: RadishDemento at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (/kI1Q)

82
I'm gonna hold off on an opinion until I read what Touré and Oliver Willis have to say.

Posted by: Derpy McEgg McMuffin at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (mETGQ)

83 If a student takes up two spaces in the Oberlin student parking lot, is it racism or rape?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (mCvL4)

84 Dude, I wouldn't hit Lena with a shoe.

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (GGCsk)

85 "I think ace has a little something for Ms Dunham."

She has the appeal factor that there are few men who don't believe they could fuck her.LenaDunham is just plain enough to allow everyone the idea that they are in her league.

Posted by: jwest at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (u2a4R)

86 Michelle Malkin really is the female Breitbart.
Posted by: beach at March 05, 2013 04:41 PM (XYSwB)


Breitbart would never have attacked Rick Perry the way she did.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (QPnFm)

87 I hate Lena Dunham posts, then I have to think about her. She is like Beyonce for hipster DBs in red skinny jeans and their ugly planned parenthood loving f*sticks.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (+kvQd)

88 81
She's also the girlfriend of Jack Antonin from the group "Fun"

That's "fun". Capital letters are too mainstream.


Posted by: RadishDemento at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM

Thank you. Another reason to hope their tour bus plunges off a bridge

Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (mCvL4)

89 83
If a student takes up two spaces in the Oberlin student parking lot, is it racism or rape?


It's another 9/11, h8tr.

Posted by: Oberlin twit at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (UOM48)

90 Posted by: A Truck at March 05, 2013 04:54 PM (bxiXv)<<<


Heh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (KjlbF)

91 7 The novelty of the internet has worn off.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 04:38 PM (evdj2)



In the clubhouse with a 58, I give you your thread winner.

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (y1ydp)

92 why is this little pudge Lena Dunham famous? I know, she's got an HBO series which I gather celebrates the hipster/hosebag lifestyle.... but is that it? She strikes me as a gibbering empty-headed twit

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 04:55 PM (8sCoq)

93 I think ace has a little something for Ms Dunham.

There. I said it.


Hell, we were all thinking it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 04:56 PM (GFM2b)

94 There was totally a KKK guy on campus! He was wearing a hood and everything! Well, he was carrying a hood anyway. Well, it looked like a hood. Well, it was probably a hood. Well, it might have been a handkerchief. Well, it looked like a handkerchief. Wel, it may have been a napkin.

Holding a soft pretzel.

Posted by: A Confused Student at March 05, 2013 04:56 PM (bxiXv)

95
Aw come on.

Fat ugly girls can really fuck.

Said no one.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2013 04:56 PM (vl5mg)

96 I thought Oberlin went broke and shut its doors. Or one of those liberal artsy fartsy schools in the midwest did.
Anyone remember? Or did someone come to the rescue of Oberlin?

Posted by: Jeanne of the North at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (GdalM)

97 >If a student takes up two spaces in the Oberlin student parking lot, is it racism or rape?


yeah, it's like a rapey 9/11 all over again

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

98 It doesn't even rise to the level of a hoax.I think someone was cold and wrapped a blanket around themselves.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (9XBK2)

99 I've been to Oberlin. Clearly it was before people of Michelle's good looks and wit arrived. I felt like a goat herder in the Hindu Kush.

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (GGCsk)

100 92 she's the voice. of. a. generation.

or so i've been told

Posted by: JDP at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (60GaT)

101 Wow.. a raging leftist psycho chick who hates America named Dunham... wonder where we've seen that before.

Careful guys, this scrunt will shit out your next president.

Posted by: Maloderous at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (p2s4o)

102 Send in the Drones

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the drones.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (q177U)

103 CDR Ripley was right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 04:57 PM (+z4pE)

104 Anyone wearing bananapants just asking for it.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2013 04:58 PM (WM+rJ)

105 Where's the obligatory Dunham pic with the "I think I just shit myself!" caption?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2013 04:58 PM (4cRnj)

106 TOGA FAIL

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2013 04:58 PM (hEr50)

107 Droz: Hi, is Lena in there?

Womynist #1: "In there"? What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Womynist #2: Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!

Droz: Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.

Posted by: RWC at March 05, 2013 04:58 PM (fWAjv)

108 Lena has got one hell of a gig. She isn't good looking, she isn't funny, she isn't thoughtful, she can't sing, she can't act, she has no virtue, she isn't even likable, but when she sh*ts the MSM wipes then frames the TP. Just a self absorbed waste of skin. Proof positive the most important thing to liberals is saying the right things on cue which is her only skill.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (0q2P7)

109 Follow Joe Biden's advice and "shoot through the blanket".

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (GGCsk)

110 The Associated Press ✔ @AP

BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (9Bj8R)

111 And to think, Oberlin grads wonder why they're not being mobbed with job offers

Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (mCvL4)

112 Hey, bitch! Where are my bed-sheets?

Posted by: Ruy at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (ORGYc)

113
Banana pants. MC Hammer reference. It differs from Banana Hammock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (p/cQy)

114 110 Finally some good news.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (9XBK2)

115 Drudge confirms Chavez sleeps with the worms

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (9Bj8R)

116 Seriously, I would totally have sex with her.

...

...

Obviously I mean Malkin, not Dunham.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (bxiXv)

117 Is the ugly chick who gets naked a lot on her show?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (HDgX3)

118 PARTY

The Associated Press ‏@AP

MORE: Venezuela's Hugo Chavez has died: http://apne.ws/166INrz -CC

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (8sCoq)

119 HUGO IS DEAD! DING DONG THE ASSHOLE IS DEAD!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (wR+pz)

120 Chavez Dead ---Drudge

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (4cRnj)

121 Over at Drudge, Chavez dead. I wonder if he will get his own room in the marxist asshole wing of hell?

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (cGlgB)

122
Wahoo. Chavez dead! Finally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (p/cQy)

123 >BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.<

Where is that South Park episode with Saddam as the devil's bitch when you need it?

Posted by: Marcus at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (GGCsk)

124
BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (9Bj8R


Now it's being reported on NBC News (per The Five).



Posted by: Oberlin twit at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (UOM48)

125 Good news, Chavez dead.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (TtA6H)

126 FNC REPORTING CHAVEZ DEAD

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (8sCoq)

127 BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (9Bj8R)


Again?

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (X6akg)

128 Wait by the river and eventually the bodies of all your enemies will float by.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 05, 2013 05:00 PM (evdj2)

129 Hey Obies, I live in Ohio. Please move out of Ohio!

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (To4eR)

130 Siren on Drudge says Chavez is getting his date with Satan's barbed cock.

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

131 So, what's the preferred libation for toasting Hugo's descent into Hell?

Posted by: RadishDemento at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (/kI1Q)

132 *removes ignorant, skanky sock*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (UOM48)

133 Did you see the story,they locked down a school in Pennsylvania because some kids ring tone was "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and a woman working there thought she heard violent lyrics?

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (9XBK2)

134 Ver IST Mein Buerning Scull?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (0q2P7)

135 OMG!!!!!! 11!!! Finn the Human hats are racist!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (UrENZ)

136 BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM

I'm feeling much better!



Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (mCvL4)

137
*thump, thump, thump*

Nope, the Give-a-shit-ometer still hasn't moved.

Damn, that Len Dunham dude is homely.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (+z4pE)

138 I smell sulfur.

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (X6akg)

139 Vile, disgusting, tattooed creature, the purest representation of the darkest impulses of this doomed generation. I hope she gets prostate cancer.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (Ec6wH)

140 >>>Lena has got one hell of a gig. She isn't good looking, she isn't funny, she isn't thoughtful, she can't sing, she can't act, she has no virtue, she isn't even likable, but when she sh*ts the MSM wipes then frames the TP. Just a self absorbed waste of skin. Proof positive the most important thing to liberals is saying the right things on cue which is her only skill.

The Dunham Continuation meets the Kardashian Polytope.

The Continuum is a Möbius Strip.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2013 05:02 PM (hEr50)

141 Hood....or an ivory scarf? or a kaffiya?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (QEUX+)

142 Chavez is dead. Big deal. Next commie asshole up!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (GFM2b)

143 Chavez dead? Barack's signed copy of his book might be pretty valuable.

Might be able to trade it for an Bonus 18 pak of Pinnacle Golds. (the golf ball for the disadvantaged golfer)

Or Molitors. (those are the ones you find in the woods about 30 yards from the tee)

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (To4eR)

144 131
So, what's the preferred libation for toasting Hugo's descent into Hell?


Posted by: RadishDemento at March 05, 2013 05:01 PM (/kI1Q)

Valu-Rite and sulfur.

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (RD7QR)

145 I think I just squirted!

Posted by: A.P. at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (ORGYc)

146 BREAKING



Hugo Chavez STILL DEAD

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

147 KKK hooded robe? Are they sure it wasn't a Wiccan or a Druid? Perhaps a hooded sweatshirt? Ghost? Wizard?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (QzKtb)

148 Hugo is dead. Obama wept.

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (k16bb)

149 Hate Speech Incidents Continue http://www.oberlinreview.org/article/hate-speech-incidents-continue/

Posted by: Hermes at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (0bM3O)

150 Chavez Dead: Obama To Weep, Play Golf

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (8sCoq)

151 127
BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM

NOOOOO !!! Sob!

Posted by: Danny Glover at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (mCvL4)

152 I'm still kickin' ass...

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (Ec6wH)

153 Chavez dead? Barack's signed copy of his book might be pretty valuable.

Might be able to trade it for an Bonus 18 pak of Pinnacle Golds. (the golf ball for the disadvantaged golfer)

Or Molitors. (those are the ones you find in the woods about 30 yards from the tee)

Or a half pack of Kools and a Colt .45 Tall Boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (GFM2b)

154 I figured I was going to make a lot of future appearances so I just decided to drop by and introduce myself.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez' Rotting Corpse! at March 05, 2013 05:04 PM (0q2P7)

155 **BREAKING** Generalissimo Fransico Franco is still dead.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (BAS5M)

156 142
Chavez is dead. Big deal. Next commie asshole up!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:03 PM (GFM2b)
Huh... I'll open a new can of bud light just for him. Then, in 30 minutes, it'll magically appear in the toilet, just like him.

Posted by: t9 at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (x3YFz)

157 Sean Penn in mourning.

Writing rambling eulogy to be published in Scholastic's 'Weekly Reader.' (Corrected, of course.)

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (MMC8r)

158
Action On Bias Incidents Necessary
Johnny Spinkston

I am a first-year. My preferred gender pronouns are he, him and his. I'm a black man, but equally important, I'm an Obie. I know you are aware of the numerous attacks that have been targeted specifically toward students of color, as well as queer-identifying students on campus....

The Oberlin Review - Feb. 22, 2013




And then it just kinda goes on from there....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (kdS6q)

159 Sean Penn is not happy.

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (k16bb)

160 KKK hooded robe? Are they sure it wasn't a Wiccan or a Druid? Perhaps a hooded sweatshirt? Ghost? Wizard?


St. Trayvonn?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 05:05 PM (GFM2b)

161 nood about guess who!
This GUY!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez' Rotting Corpse! at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (0q2P7)

162 Fidel, you're next, you worm-eaten commie fuck.

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

163
BREAKING NEWS!

Lena Dunham inconsolable about the passing of her hero, Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: AP at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (ggRof)

164 Barry's sad today. His BFF just died.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 05, 2013 05:06 PM (HDgX3)

165 @83

blacktop - racism

concrete - totally rape

Posted by: H Badger at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (n/0Nw)

166
It was the Joooooooooooooooos!!!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 05, 2013 05:07 PM (ggRof)

167 Hugo Chavez Dies from Cancer and Sequestration Cuts, But Mainly from Cancer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jn8K8EA7-Q

Posted by: AoSHQ Headline Writers at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (mCvL4)

168 So glad I can come here for all the late breaking Lena Dunham news you guys!!!1!!1!11!

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2013 05:08 PM (8wqqE)

169 Mrs A. Lena Press-Dunham
<3Mrs A.P. Lena Dunham<3
Mrs Lena A.P.-Dunham
<3

Posted by: A.P. at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (ORGYc)

170 Oberlin had to cancel classes?! Why didn't they just run to the designated Hate-Crime-Free Zone, pull the alarm, and wait for help? It's right next to the Rape-Free Zone, fer chrissakes!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 05, 2013 05:10 PM (eHIJJ)

171 Or a half pack of Kools and a Colt .45 Tall Boy.

Works every time.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at March 05, 2013 05:11 PM (evdj2)

172 Hugo Chavez dead? No, only mostly dead. You have to kill the villain three times before he is really dead and this is only the second. One more time should do it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (QzKtb)

173 Malkin vs Trump: Whoever Wins, We Lose

Posted by: Shoot Me at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (qiXMt)

174
Roland Martin cares about this particular bout of racial assaulting.

But not his employer's.


Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at March 05, 2013 05:12 PM (raGXo)

175 Wow....now I REALLY smell SULFUR!

Posted by: Hugo at March 05, 2013 05:19 PM (MMC8r)

176 Michelle Malkin's article on this insanity has a list of hoaxes. Like ATC my default is fraudulent. There have just been too many faked.

Posted by: backhoe at March 05, 2013 05:21 PM (ULH4o)

177
Fat ugly girls can really fuck suck.


Said no one me.


FTFM

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (5iuEW)

178 Thes morons at Oberlin are being played. Tell me, what kind of racist puts on a "KKK-like" hood and then hangs around the 'black-themed' dormitories? And speaking of racists, who has ''black-themed" dorms anyway? Other than blatant racists, that is.

A black kid going to a toga party, much more likely.

I suspect that this whole thing is cooked up by some freshmen who want a coupla days off classes.


Posted by: West at March 05, 2013 05:29 PM (1Rgee)

179 Its not April 1 yet!!!!!!


Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 04:44 PM (53z96)


If you are a Democrat, EVERY day is April 1, but you don't know it.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 05:32 PM (bb5+k)

180 BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro says President Hugo Chavez has died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 04:59 PM (9Bj8R)


And may he gyrate on the barbed cock of Satan.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 05:36 PM (bb5+k)

181 Oberlin going full retard.

Posted by: Bosk at March 05, 2013 05:37 PM (n2K+4)

182 I feel bad for the Africans in the Afrikan Heritage House" at Oberlin because their African Heritage did not bequeath them the letter "c".

Posted by: Minuteman at March 05, 2013 05:46 PM (dSE0q)

183 Whenever Lena Dunham is mentioned her name should be preceded by "the frumpy", as in "the frumpy Lena Dunham, who has the body of a 48 year old German slack-cunted Hausfrau..."

Posted by: Minuteman at March 05, 2013 06:04 PM (dSE0q)

184 Can we replace Lena Dunham in girls with that miss teen Delaware. At least she's cute and we know she'll fuck on camera for money too.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 05, 2013 06:04 PM (8kDDT)

185 Maybe it's chavez doomed to wonder the earth!

Posted by: Toronto Gal at March 05, 2013 06:54 PM (n39ll)

186 It's always a teacher or some other leftist activist who does this to "raise awareness". Funny how the MFM never notices it's always the case

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2013 07:05 PM (q2jv4)

187
Oberlin going full retard? Pack light, it's a short trip!


Somebody asked about "bankruptcy"?

Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio went broke. There's kind of a sad reason behind it, but somebody came in and has tried to re-capitalize the sad old leftist sinkhole, and so, who knows? Yellow Springs was always a flower bed of hippy commies. Actually pretty harmless and somewhat charming, in its threadbare way.
Yellow Springs is not too far from Fairborn, Ohio, where Sven is from. So yeah, there's all kinds of diversity in Ohio.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch at the Ides of/ at March 05, 2013 07:31 PM (RFeQD)

188 I am a proud Oberlin graduate, and I must protest this sexist hate against my alma mater. Oberlin is at the forward edge of progressively correct thought in America, and will always continue to do so.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 05, 2013 07:35 PM (uetv9)

189 I only knew this broad from the Obama kerfuffle. I finally went to Google images. She is a plain Jane with a doughy body and ugly tats. What is the media fascination with her?

Posted by: Funeral guy at March 05, 2013 09:47 PM (3dHo2)

190 Some nights I have a fantasy about shitty pop hipster bands, me, an axe handle, a shovel and an alibi.
Posted by: t9 at March 05, 2013 04:53 PM (x3YFz)


I have the same one, but it involves a Louisville slugger.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 06, 2013 10:41 AM (hLRSq)






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