Genius: Someone Sets Up Tumblr Account In Which Women Post Pictures of Their Vaginas, for the Purposes of Female Empowerment (or Something)

The Tumblr account is -- I just checked, NSFW -- here.

It's called the Large Labia Project.

I'm going to start my own Tumblr account for empowerment, permitting Busty Lesbians to send in pictures of the exxxploits to "stop the hate" or something. I'll figure out the right words later.

I could explain why sending in pictures of your vagina to an internet site is a bad idea but I think those who would do so are probably beyond rational persuasion.

Via Instapundit.


Posted by: Ace at 08:50 PM



Comments

1 Empowerment!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 08:51 PM (4Mv1T)

2 Trader Joe's Mini-Brie bites

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 02, 2013 08:52 PM (q177U)

3 GAH! I clicked the link.

Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2013 08:52 PM (4lyMJ)

4 Empowerment. Really? REALLY?
More proof that liberalism is a bunch a really bad ideas that sooner or later crash into each other. And Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: Biblio at March 02, 2013 08:52 PM (LNe4F)

5 Morrisseys doornob needs wiping
for the close-up

Posted by: Aliens who rape at March 02, 2013 08:53 PM (eKSgT)

6 Not into Large Labias. Prefer form fitting sizes, where available.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 08:53 PM (4Mv1T)

7 The fuck?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)

8 I liked the unusual areolas idea better than "exxxploits".

Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2013 08:54 PM (4lyMJ)

9 I'm going to start my own Tumblr account for empowerment, permitting
Busty Lesbians to send in pictures of the exxxploits to "stop the hate"
or something.



Nobility. All over the place.


I blame Lena Dunham. I'm serious about that, actually. That whole idiotic FUPA thing along with the trend towards labiaplasty = hatred of girly parts by girls (because they sure as hell aren't women).


Why so anti-feminist, Lena? Why?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 02, 2013 08:55 PM (Gk3SS)

10 The ood got them brainpans in their yum area

Posted by: brian brian bree blo buk back at March 02, 2013 08:55 PM (eKSgT)

11 I once knew a vagina that could lift 180 lbs.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 08:55 PM (BVkEs)

12 I am so not clicking that link . . . why would anyone do this?????

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 08:55 PM (3fX4B)

13 That's just not right.

Posted by: Ronster at March 02, 2013 08:55 PM (dBayF)

14 Finger lickin' good.

Wait, that sounds like I'm comparing their vaginas to fried chicken. What I meant was, "Who could go for some roast beef?"

Posted by: MadisonConservative at March 02, 2013 08:55 PM (sb+ta)

15 Clicked the link. Is this the view an OB-GYN sees all day? Think I'd switch specialties to podiatry.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)

16 there's no way I'm clicking on that

c'mon man

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq)

17 There is a version for breasts as well.

Also NSFW

http://ourbreasts.tumblr.com/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (piMMO)

18 I just clicked on that link and all those vaginas just look like ink spots to me.

Posted by: Freddie Quell at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (7x9pP)

19 At some point any panties can be considered "thong."

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Once-Glistening Crotch at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (m2IdD)

20 How about a picture of my gaping asshole?

Posted by: Goatse at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (qYKBf)

21 Gad Zooks!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (reJQl)

22 Sorry, not clicking that link. It would be like losing a staring contest with Cthulhu.

Posted by: B at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (6iEQd)

23 Eeeewww! It never ceases to amaze me that feminists like to yell about equality with men, then want to show off their body parts. Well, which is it?

Posted by: Liberty Lover at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (eQ4W/)

24 We are well beyond parody as a society and have been for a long time, it just takes things like this to remind me.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 02, 2013 08:57 PM (cGlgB)

25 Thunderbirds are go!

Posted by: formely known as twinkle star at March 02, 2013 08:57 PM (eKSgT)

26 Moochelle posted yet?


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 02, 2013 08:57 PM (+OTLF)

27 Moochelle posted yet?

you bastid . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 08:58 PM (3fX4B)

28 Forget being NSFW...it's just not suitable for viewing, unless you want to gag at most of the pics.

Posted by: Screaming Va jay jay at March 02, 2013 08:58 PM (yXUM8)

29 All right. The first one of you mungheads that submits my picture is totally going to the gulag.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at March 02, 2013 08:58 PM (7QU6R)

30 Thanks for the link, Ace. I love me the meaty vadge.

Posted by: Funeral guy at March 02, 2013 08:59 PM (3dHo2)

31 Congrats rad/fems. Seriously...congrats. I could make jokes, but you've outdone yourselves.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 08:59 PM (za53n)

32 Forget being NSFW...it's just not suitable for viewing, unless you want to gag at most of the pics.

**

There are a few pretty boobs mixed in with the rest.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (piMMO)

33 Damnit, feminists have ruined porn for me. This is the last straw.

Posted by: JDTAY at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (a0nis)

34 THANKS ACE!

I'll be retiring to my bunk now.

Posted by: CozMark at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (BjOkm)

35 15
Clicked the link. Is this the view an OB-GYN sees all day? Think I'd switch specialties to podiatry.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)


It's well-known that OB-GYNs have a rough sense of humor when among their own....they have to laugh, or the stuff they see in their line of duty would put 'em off sex for life.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (kaalw)

36 Which one is Sarah's?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (5fSr7)

37 There is a reason that women pay the gynecologist and not the other way around. Some of you are probably realizing that right now.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (3fX4B)

38 No shoes,no leprechauns,no gold,no rainbows,no shirts
no service

Posted by: formely known as twinkle star at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (eKSgT)

39 Something fishy going on here.

Posted by: Ronster at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (dBayF)

40 Let's start a Venn diagram, shall we? In this circle, we'll call it "Things Men Like". The other circle we'll call "Large Labia". Now, we place these about three thousand fucking yards apart.....

Posted by: B at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (6iEQd)

41 35 15
Clicked the link. Is this the view an OB-GYN sees all day? Think I'd switch specialties to podiatry.

Geez, proctology would be a step up.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (7xPCu)

42 22
Sorry, not clicking that link. It would be like losing a staring contest with Cthulhu.


Posted by: B at March 02, 2013 08:56 PM (6iEQd)


Hey, wait a second there, Buster....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (kaalw)

43 Alright this crap is straight up pornography!

Not cool!

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (zOP5o)

44 OMG!

The gray pubes with the daisy made me LMAO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (piMMO)

45 Is Janet Reno's there? How about Rosie O'Donnell's? Napolitano's?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (TFeCV)

46 Okay Earthlings, watch your Black Hole musings,

Posted by: Intergalactic Speech Monitors at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (BVkEs)

47 That's pretty horrific. Even for this site. A much larger than normal piece of my soul died.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)

48 So, any cob-logger that wants to stomp this post with something worth talking about....

Posted by: teej at March 02, 2013 09:01 PM (/tk/V)

49 Nice manicures in some of the pics...have to give the girls props for that...still not a good enough reason to click.

Posted by: Screaming Va jay jay at March 02, 2013 09:02 PM (yXUM8)

50 Q: What do gynecologists and pizza delivery boys have in common?

A: They can see it and smell it but they don't get to eat it.

Posted by: Oswald at March 02, 2013 09:02 PM (5fSr7)

51 Puts a new perspective on the term "leathery pissflaps"......

Posted by: Libtardo at March 02, 2013 09:02 PM (HA2Ey)

52 >>>Geez, proctology would be a step up.

Posted by: model_1066


Oh my!

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 09:03 PM (4Mv1T)

53 I'm watching Goldfinger. Was Pussy Galore a lesbian? Did James Bond convert her?

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at March 02, 2013 09:03 PM (wQXBk)

54 So . . . you guys know that the much-maligned Daylight Savings Time starts a week from tomorrow, right? Fuck, I hate that shit.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:03 PM (3fX4B)

55 Some of those vaginas look like gunshot wounds. Amiright?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (jucos)

56 OMG!! You mean there are random anonymous vag pics on the internet? I don't believe it.....

>>>>The gray pubes with the daisy made me LMAO<<<<

Still life with cootchie....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (tRHND)

57 I didn't need to know about that. ace. ;^) Uggh

However, I'm not going to look, but is it not possible that there are sites where men post pictures of their protruding penises which which would seem to be equally revolting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (Uhg6n)

58 Makes you wonder if it's just a coincidence that some of these lefty 'educators' want to teach sex education to kindergartners. WTF is wrong with these people (and I use the term 'people' loosely)? They're even beneath animals, if you ask me.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (7xPCu)

59 I thought posting porn links was bannable.

Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (z9HTb)

60 If you scroll down far enough in the My Labia section, you'll see at 14 January and 11 February that she kinda has Man-Hands.

Indeed, 19 March pic indicates to me at least that she's verging on clodhopper feet as well.

I mean, Seriously You Guys...

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (3lLli)

61 Wait a second -- Instapundit linked this?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (kaalw)

62 As said before, they have put themselves beyond ridicule and neutralized our best weapon against them.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 02, 2013 09:05 PM (9HhTH)

63 Gynecologists are the medical specialty that is most likely to convert to Psychiatry. That stuff will drive you around the bend.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 09:05 PM (Md8Uo)

64 I clicked. Yuck. Thanks ace.

Posted by: Timin203 at March 02, 2013 09:05 PM (azmhu)

65 57
I didn't need to know about that. ace. ;^) Uggh



However, I'm not going to look, but is it not possible that there
are sites where men post pictures of their protruding penises which
which would seem to be equally revolting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2013 09:04 PM (Uhg6n)


There's one that I can recall hearing about -- it was called "Anthony Weiner's twitter feed".

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (kaalw)

66 o.m.g...eeewwwww.

The creepy part? That site isn't parody.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (Gmp2Z)

67 The Cooch shall set you free!

Women have lost their fucking minds. I am having a hard time figuring out why I would ever champion these self-defeating crazies. Maybe the muz are right in considering them too fucked up to be allowed to speak.

Posted by: Ook? at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (OQpzc)

68 self-important, self-absorbed, foolish and wrong-headed. perfect.

Posted by: Left at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (za53n)

69 It appears that boobs were their first obsession before they got really brave and moved on to labia.

Someone, somewhere, thinks they are doing the world a great service.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (piMMO)

70
This is just revolting and perverted, so of course I forwarded it to my OB/GYN hubby. But now, it gets forwarded to all his GYN friends with my name on it.
Wah

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (Sptt8)

71 BTW, what the fuck is wrong with you Morons?


Oh, yeah! Gonna get some.


SHRIEK!!


"No! The lips are too big!!"


No.

Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (z9HTb)

72 Pussy Galore = Honor Blackman, and she was pretty hot in her day.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (Md8Uo)

73 @54

I hate having to change time twice a year on pure principle.

Posted by: CozMark at March 02, 2013 09:06 PM (WAHqd)

74 I am not clicking the link.

I think it's time for a new thread, anyone else agreed?

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:07 PM (z4WKX)

75
It's like a wedding site. Something old (Helen Thomas). Something new (Lena Dunham). Something borrowed (Monica Lewinsky). Something purple (you fill in the rest!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 09:07 PM (hhsyr)

76 >>>>Instapundit linked this?<<<<

Reynolds posts quite a few sex blog/relationship blog links. He seems to have wide ranging interests.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 02, 2013 09:07 PM (tRHND)

77 Can you scratch and sniff?

Posted by: MoeRon at March 02, 2013 09:07 PM (tTijZ)

78 No; "women" haven't lost their minds. THOSE women have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2013 09:07 PM (Uhg6n)

79 The internet is a VERY dangerous place.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2013 09:08 PM (kSXP0)

80 From now on, any lefty female will be referred to as 'vagina' instead of 'woman'. War on Vaginas! Help stop violence against Vaginas! Go to Vaginasthrive.org!

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2013 09:08 PM (7xPCu)

81 I ain't clicking that link. Who knows what Sandra Fluke grade diseases might lurk.

Empowerment via slavery to one's biology.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:08 PM (IjEoZ)

82 Fuckin' vaginas! How do they work?

Posted by: Insane Clown Pussy at March 02, 2013 09:09 PM (z9HTb)

83 Burn it. Burn it with fire.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 09:09 PM (Md8Uo)

84 So where else do these pathetic shitheads have to go to play out their persecution fantasies? The anus, men have those. This is it. The end of the line.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 09:09 PM (za53n)

85 Thanks, Ace. I'm home alone tonight and thought the evening would be labia-free. You get wing-man credit for this...

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 09:09 PM (f7n8D)

86 teej

I posted to you below right after Ace put this up.

A tailor made post just for you boys. Have fun, I think.

Posted by: L, elle at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (0PiQ4)

87 81 I ain't clicking that link. Who knows what Sandra Fluke grade diseases might lurk.

Empowerment via slavery to one's biology.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:08 PM (IjEoZ)


I'm not going there either...I'd probably have to throw my laptop away after that.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (7xPCu)

88 Congrats to Joe Flacco for becoming the highest paid player i n NFL history. That's America baby.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (BVkEs)

89 37There is a reason that women pay the gynecologist and not the other way around. Some of you are probably realizing that right now.
Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (3fX4B) ------------------------I clicked, i looked, and Peaches has it right.

Posted by: Guido at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (A0wk8)

90 And what is the First Lady's position vis-a-vis the Large Labia Project?

Posted by: MoeRon at March 02, 2013 09:11 PM (tTijZ)

91 Looking at the boob site confirms that, in nature, they come in all shapes and sizes.


No porn boobies there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:11 PM (piMMO)

92 Democrats to women - "All Your Labia Are Belong To Us"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:11 PM (IjEoZ)

93 Big boob pictures. Safe for family viewing:

http://tinyurl.com/d2n6mbq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2013 09:12 PM (Uhg6n)

94 Put a condom on your head before you look. Really you guys.

Posted by: Guido at March 02, 2013 09:12 PM (A0wk8)

95 Oh, my!

Posted by: ಠ_ಠ at March 02, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)

96 >So . . . you guys know that the much-maligned Daylight Savings Time starts a week from tomorrow, right?

yer kidding- it's still winter

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 02, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

97 And what is the First Lady's position vis-a-vis the Large Labia Project?


In the White House kitchen, opening jars.

Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2013 09:12 PM (z9HTb)

98 I was just getting ready to leave L, elle.
Meet me back there if you'd like.

Posted by: teej at March 02, 2013 09:12 PM (M7Cfv)

99 88 Congrats to Joe Flacco for becoming the highest paid player i n NFL history. That's America baby.
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (BVkEs)


Same stats as Fitzsomething from Buffalo, but whatever. Highest paid - for now. Aaron Rogers is almost due for a new contract. He'll get more than Flacco.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 09:13 PM (f7n8D)

100 not clicking, and this sort of shit is a big swing and a miss for this blog

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 02, 2013 09:13 PM (8sCoq)

101 Fluffy. Golf clap.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 09:13 PM (Md8Uo)

102 You Guys! Who's up for Sushi?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:13 PM (jucos)

103
>>Big boob pictures. Safe for family viewing.

This CAN NOT be good.

Unless of course it is ABC FAMILY, in which case it could be cooters and donkey peckers

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 09:13 PM (4Mv1T)

104 If you want to push buttons, click this link. Its SFW.
http://tinyurl.com/boofjfr

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:14 PM (IjEoZ)

105 Oh goody, somewhere new to post my taco pictures!

Posted by: Britney Spears at March 02, 2013 09:14 PM (GNt6D)

106 Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Jmel at March 02, 2013 09:14 PM (9tSXa)

107 Congrats to Joe Flacco for becoming the highest paid player i n NFL history. That's America baby.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (BVkEs)

He's no Tom Fuckin' Brady, that's for sure.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:14 PM (3fX4B)

108 Well, this is when Miss Marple, older than dirt, informs all of you youngsters that the "good old days" were absolutely 100% better than these modern times.

If I were Empress I would immediately begin slapping people silly. However, I am not, so I simply rant.

Reminder: Tumblr is accessible by minors. How swell is THAT for parents?

I look forward to the Second Coming and a lot of people being set straight.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 09:14 PM (GoIUi)

109 An opportunity for Mooch to get another project going, called 'Lets Tighten Up'.

Posted by: Ronster at March 02, 2013 09:14 PM (dBayF)

110 not, looking.

so we are back to women are a vagina. and that's freedom?

i sure feel empowered.

not.

thanks girls.

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:15 PM (nqBYe)

111 Thanks Ace. Only thing missing was the tentacled.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 02, 2013 09:15 PM (HiKk0)

112 Right behind you, teej. Ain't nothing for me here.

Posted by: L, elle at March 02, 2013 09:15 PM (0PiQ4)

113 ------------------------I clicked, i looked, and Peaches has it right.
Posted by: Guido at March 02, 2013 09:10 PM (A0wk

There is a reason all gynecologists are crazy. Looking at sick pussy all day, every day will do that to you.

Posted by: Ook? at March 02, 2013 09:15 PM (OQpzc)

114 In the olden days, Miss Marple, it just would have looked like a bunch of low-end toupees. Amirite or amirite?

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:16 PM (3fX4B)

115 This is the G-Spot rated website.
HaHaHaHaHa!

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:16 PM (eqV3Q)

116 Reminder: Tumblr is accessible by minors. How swell is THAT for parents?

***

And there isn't even so much as a "You must be 18 to enter" either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

117 Feminists, womyn, whatever you nutjobs call yourselves, it's just a damn body part. Get over yourselves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2013 09:16 PM (TFeCV)

118 I don't think there's anything I could write that would disturb you more than the images at that tumblr page.

Well played, Large Labia Project. Well played.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2013 09:16 PM (8FQ6f)

119 Do they brush the teeth well?

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 09:16 PM (4VHny)

120 100not clicking, and this sort of shit is a big swing and a miss for this blogPosted by: Jones in CO at March 02, 2013 09:13 PM (8sCoq)-------------------Exactly. Way too classy a crowd for Ginormous Labias...Flying Squid now thats a different story.

Posted by: Sgguido at March 02, 2013 09:17 PM (A0wk8)

121 ALH. Good un. *snicker*

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 09:17 PM (4Mv1T)

122 Big Oil, Big Pharma, and now, Big Labia.

Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2013 09:18 PM (z9HTb)

123 Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 02, 2013 09:00 PM (5fSr7) The one that got sewed shutafter Trig was born!!DUUUUHHHH!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 09:18 PM (hhsyr)

124 Some of those looking like flying squid .

Posted by: grease monkey at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (VSWPU)

125 Progressive-Socialist Demoncrats, wouldn't know classy and decency even if both side-swiped them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (IjEoZ)

126 Worst. Caturday pix. Ever.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (Gmp2Z)

127 It's like a catalog of lunch meat and fur.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (Lxw+T)

128 Some of those looking like flying squid .

***

LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (piMMO)

129 So, not London Boys?

Posted by: toby928© at March 02, 2013 09:20 PM (QupBk)

130 I remember back in the day when women wanted to be considered as serious .


get.off.my.lawn.

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:20 PM (nqBYe)

131 I'll say this for men, if they set up a website to post photos of their testicles, and I pray they don't, but at least they wouldn't try to make it out to be some empowering noble bullshit.

They would view it as silly, juvenile gross-out humor.
Which is what a website full of photos of ladyparts is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2013 09:20 PM (TFeCV)

132 122
Big Oil, Big Pharma, and now, Big Labia.


Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2013 09:18 PM (z9HTb)


I'm sure this is paid for under Obamacare somehow.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 09:20 PM (kaalw)

133 On further reflection, I actually thought about what these women had to say about their labia and I still can't stop thinking, "That reminds me - I need a new bowling ball bag."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (8FQ6f)

134 I'd give points to the person who posts a picture of an artificial cooter, like you would buy at the Pleasure Chest.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (Lxw+T)

135
I kinda have to agree with JJ in the Food thread this afternoon. They look like Muscles, steamed. Wheres the peas?

Posted by: Sgguido at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (A0wk8)

136 I'm not quite as old as dirt, MIss Marple and I agree with you and I didn't REALLY post an actual "boob" picture; It was a play on a word. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (Uhg6n)

137 can i say i'm really just embarrassed by this?


I feel somehow responsible being a woman!

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)

138 nerdygirl, I'm pretty sure teh gheys have numerous websites like that, we just don't normally see them because Ace has not gotten around to linking them yet. {shivers}

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (3fX4B)

139 Exactly ette.

http://youtu.be/LwDMFOLIHxU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (IjEoZ)

140 Pull my finger!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:22 PM (jucos)

141 Anna, cosplay pics,stat!!!

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 09:22 PM (4VHny)

142 126

You win the internet.

However, the internet includes all that. So it's kind of a dubious honor.

Posted by: Jenny tries too hard and also hates her phone at March 02, 2013 09:22 PM (TmXyo)

143 126Worst. Caturday pix. Ever.Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (Gmp2Z)----------------Laughed tillI wet myself. thanks JQ..lol!!

Posted by: Sgguido at March 02, 2013 09:23 PM (A0wk8)

144 142
126



You win the internet.

Agree!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:23 PM (3fX4B)

145 dammit. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: sifty at March 02, 2013 09:23 PM (p39GY)

146 Shouldn't there be a disclaimer noting that you have reached the end of internet, and that there be monsters beyond.

Posted by: toby928© at March 02, 2013 09:23 PM (QupBk)

147 Hey look, it's the brain bug from Starship Troopers. I'm glad it was able to find work after that movie.

Posted by: Ben at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (xTHBC)

148 Where can I get some good fried calamari ??

Posted by: grease monkey at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (VSWPU)

149 Beyond rational persuasion...IE liberals/

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (zG16+)

150 Just think... these women expect you to put your Royal American in there.

After looking at the gash gallery, my johnson crawled up so far inside my gut I have a second uvula.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (Lxw+T)

151 I bet they would accuse any man who looks at this with being a "misogynistic, hetero normative oppressor of womyn!!!" How dare you look at the coochie shots they posted.
Also, WTF, feminists?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2013 09:25 PM (95NZj)

152 Do I really have to wait more than 140 comments to be the first one?


Really?


I'd hit that (those)..

Posted by: Sigh.... at March 02, 2013 09:25 PM (7x9pP)

153 lol Ben, the brain bug talk about an undocumented alien....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:25 PM (IjEoZ)

154 I hope Helen Thomas isn't in there.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (Lxw+T)

155 How do we know they're not all Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Dante at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (0m62M)

156 :::150 Just think... these women expect you to put your Royal American in there.

After looking at the gash gallery, my johnson crawled up so far inside my gut I have a second uvula.
Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (Lxw+T):::

Try jamming a finger in your ass and yelling "Snake!"

You might frighten it into popping back out.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (8FQ6f)

157 Was that Willie Nelson in the 9th page?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (VSWPU)

158 Second look at turning Gay?

Posted by: Kasper in New Orleans at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (7x9pP)

159 There is no more Insanity of Cthulhu. There is only the Insanity of Large Labia.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)

160 How do we know they're not all Rachel Maddow?

No penis.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:27 PM (Lxw+T)

161 Mulva?

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 09:27 PM (4VHny)

162 Some might say husband stiches, but this goes much deeper.

Posted by: Tom H at March 02, 2013 09:27 PM (0AN2v)

163 160 How do we know they're not all Rachel Maddow?

No penis.
Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:27 PM (Lxw+T)
______
Oh, that's right! Silly me.

Posted by: Dante at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (0m62M)

164 If anyone posts something with tentacles, I'm heading for the asylum.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (Lxw+T)

165 130---" I remember back in the day when women wanted to be considered as serious."

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:20 PM (nqBYe)
------------
I remember back in the day when women wanted to be considered feminine, lovely, and mysterious.
Oh hell, I even remember when modesty was not a dirty word and women considered sex to be an intimate act.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (C8mVl)

166 154 I hope Helen Thomas isn't in there.
Is she still alive? She looks like whe's been embalmed already.

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (eqV3Q)

167 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (8FQ6f)

You owe me a keyboard. And half a can of cheap swill.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (3fX4B)

168 eman, this one should derail things into crossbow vs longbow

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3220394/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (IjEoZ)

169 I'll never eat tongue on rye again.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (Lxw+T)

170 I think God is second guessing the recent near misses.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (9XBK2)

171 Let's abolish Christianity. What could possibly go wrong? ...


++list.length;



Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (Rcoex)

172 After looking at the gash gallery, my johnson crawled up so far inside my gut I have a second uvula.
Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (Lxw+T):::
-------------------------------------------------------
Yours! My Schvantz retreated so violently into my innerds that I believe I bruised my pancreas.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:29 PM (jucos)

173 156:::150 Just think... these women expect you to put your Royal American in there.

After looking at the gash gallery, my johnson crawled up so far inside my gut I have a second uvula.
Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:24 PM (Lxw+T):::

Try jamming a finger in your ass and yelling "Snake!"

You might frighten it into popping back out. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2013 09:26 PM (8FQ6f)-----------------Yep. like I said that post was just too inappropriate for a classy crowd like this..God I love it here.

Posted by: Sgguido at March 02, 2013 09:29 PM (A0wk8)

174
I admit I took a quick scroll down, pretty sure I saw Bea Arthur with a flower in her mouth and quickly x'd out.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (6Zg7K)

175 I remember back in the day when women wanted to be considered feminine, lovely, and mysterious.

Oh hell, I even remember when modesty was not a dirty word and women considered sex to be an intimate act.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (C8mVl)

join me in the porch swing., put your walker by mine.

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe)

176 170
I think God is second guessing the recent near misses.


Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (9XBK2)

---
Brush backs. maybe?

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (BVkEs)

177 That's the weirdest school of tuna I've ever smelled.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (Lxw+T)

178 I'll never eat tongue on rye again.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (Lxw+T)

Okay, you are funny as hell, but you are a dentist!! It doesn't get a whole lot grosser than mucking about in people's icky mouths. I gag just thinking about it.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (3fX4B)

179 Did someone ask for sushi?

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3243010/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (IjEoZ)

180 Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)

I clicked the link after all. You have nothing to be embarrassed about unless one of those is yours. I cannot believe what people take pictures of, it is embarrassing, for them!
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:31 PM (z4WKX)

181 126 ---"Worst. Caturday pix. Ever."
Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:19 PM (Gmp2Z)
----------------
Yep. That's the thread winner for sure!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 09:31 PM (C8mVl)

182 pretty sure I saw Bea Arthur with a flower in her mouth and quickly x'd out.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (6Zg7K)

fgs don't tell me that! i like her!

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:31 PM (nqBYe)

183
@ 126,


It's the "Caturday yakked up a hairball" thread, actually.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2013 09:31 PM (vvk2F)

184 Yours! My Schvantz retreated so violently into my innerds that I believe I bruised my pancreas.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:29 PM (jucos)

Oh, great, there goes the other half of my beer, along with my backup keyboard.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:32 PM (3fX4B)

185 They all look like sea cucumbers with bangs.

Michelle!

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:32 PM (Lxw+T)

186 *sexy female computer voice*

"Emergency Penis Protection System activated"

"Blast doors closing. Shields up. Cloaking device engaged."

*sound of klaxons as message repeats*

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 09:32 PM (4VHny)

187 I'm reminded of swinging saloon doors. I don't know why.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:33 PM (Lxw+T)

188 You have nothing to be embarrassed about unless
one of those is yours. I cannot believe what people take pictures of,
it is embarrassing, for them!

Carol

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:31 PM (z4WKX
Carol, I can honestly say i do not have my bits posted anywhere on the internet, or my spouse would be dead.

Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:33 PM (nqBYe)

189 I wish morons would learn the difference between "vagina" and "vulva". Calling a pussy a vagina is like calling your dick a urethra.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 02, 2013 09:34 PM (Pqgwi)

190 TPH, so-so Major Kusanagi. Cosplayer really needed to look like she is angry because she is constipated to accurately portray Motoko. Besides a 92F?

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357142/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:34 PM (IjEoZ)

191 I remember back in the day when women wanted to be considered feminine, lovely, and mysterious. Oh hell, I even remember when modesty was not a dirty word and women considered sex to be an intimate act. Posted by: Margarita DeVille
This is still true for some women, like me. I think being decently covered, neck-to-knees, makes it more possible to be yourself. Anything less attracts the wrong sort of attention.

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:34 PM (eqV3Q)

192 Oh hell, I even remember when modesty was not a dirty word and women considered sex to be an intimate act.


****

Some still do.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:34 PM (piMMO)

193 one of those has a flower/weed growing out of her hoo-haw

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 09:35 PM (za53n)

194 111 pages ? shit this may take a while ..

Posted by: grease monkey at March 02, 2013 09:35 PM (VSWPU)

195 Was that Willie Nelson in the 9th page?


***

You made it all the way to page 9?!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 09:35 PM (piMMO)

196 I just wish Mary Cloggenstein were here to help us figure this out . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:35 PM (3fX4B)

197 I blame Eve Ensler.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2013 09:35 PM (95NZj)

198 166 ---" I hope Helen Thomas isn't in there.
Is she still alive? She looks like she's been embalmed already."
Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:28 PM (eqV3Q)
---------------
I think she's hired that W VA taxidermist Robert Byrd used for all those years he was pretending to be alive.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 09:36 PM (C8mVl)

199 Posted by: ette at March 02, 2013 09:33 PM (nqBYe)

I have nothing posted on the net either ette! What is wrong with these women? Do they need attention or reassurance? They should ask their gyno, not post pictures on the internet.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:36 PM (z4WKX)

200 I suddenly have the strangest urge to watch Teeth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 02, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS)

201 Is that site really legit, or did some perv. trick those women into posting their pix?

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:36 PM (Gmp2Z)

202 Shit... after perusing the site a little bit and seeing more of those gigantic horror labias made me realize I've seen smaller meat curtains in a slaughter house.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:36 PM (jucos)

203 My first thought was "Get that sutured up." Last time I saw a wound like that was in oral surgery college.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:36 PM (Lxw+T)

204 AlextheChick, watch Babette's Feast instead...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:37 PM (IjEoZ)

205 I'm reminded of swinging saloon doors. I don't know why.
Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:33 PM (Lxw+T)

I was thinking leathery, pterodactyl wings

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 09:37 PM (za53n)

206 I am large, I contain multitudes.

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Yawning Crotch at March 02, 2013 09:37 PM (m2IdD)

207 I've seen smaller meat curtains in a slaughter house.

They're so large they need valances and tie-backs.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (Lxw+T)

208 189I wish morons would learn the difference between "vagina" and "vulva". Calling a pussy a vagina is like calling your dick a urethra. Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 02, 2013 09:34 PM (Pqgwi)-------------Would someone be interested in doing a PowerPoint Presentation on this?

Posted by: Sgguido at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (A0wk8)

209 Went to a grand opening of a local brewery today. Walked in..."My Gaad. It's full of hipsters."

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (87sMP)

210 Hopefully, AoS Prime includes unlimited ampersands...


Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (Gmp2Z)

211 O/T But I saw that there was a video of Boehner at a private dinner and his host or someone said he's sorry he has to deal with Harry Reid. Boehner said Reid isn't the problem, it's The JEF, that he has balls made of marshmallows, he can't make a decision. It was on HA and it originated on NRO but when I clicked link early this week, it said it was private.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (z4WKX)

212 Helen Thomas's Yawning Crotch

I wrote about this in Descent Into The Maelstrom.

Posted by: Edgar Allen Poe at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (Lxw+T)

213 Um...no thanks.

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 02, 2013 09:39 PM (Su0W2)

214 I don't even like looking at mine.

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 02, 2013 09:39 PM (Su0W2)

215 Now we know where CBD gets his," GUESS THE FOOD" thread pictures!! GAG.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 09:39 PM (hhsyr)

216 That site needs some Tupperware burping .wav files on autoplay.

"Pffffffffthpt!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2013 09:39 PM (8FQ6f)

217 So these bitches are the sum total of their moisty bits?

Sorry, too much distraction to read the text.

Posted by: Fritz at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (WM+rJ)

218 I can type as many &&& as I want from my iPhone and they stay here on the blog. I put three in the first sentence.
Test?

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)

219 yep

Posted by: America - beyond rational persuasion at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (EZl54)

220 Ricky Martin is not feeling empowered right now.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (9HhTH)

221 Right there is a gallery of horrors usually reserved for the purplest of dildos, not living, breathing men.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (Lxw+T)

222 Read some of the comments on the um,submissions.Got to be written by dudes having a laugh.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (9XBK2)

223 Open the pod bay flaps, Hal.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at March 02, 2013 09:41 PM (Lxw+T)

224 I was thinking leathery, pterodactyl wings
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 09:37 PM (za53n)

I haven't looked, but I'm thinking catcher's mitt.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2013 09:41 PM (7xPCu)

225 Hhmmm Wrath is a very bad school girl

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3356494/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:41 PM (IjEoZ)

226 I guess we know why we all wear clothes out in public huh?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:41 PM (jucos)

227 My God, it's full of lubricant!

Posted by: Dave Bowman at March 02, 2013 09:41 PM (Lxw+T)

228 Would someone be interested in doing a PowerPoint Presentation on this?
Posted by: Sgguido at March 02, 2013 09:38 PM (A0wk

You'd need lots of ClitArt pictures

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 09:41 PM (za53n)

229 The GOP is anti-vag now.

That figures. The party of toe-tappers.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 02, 2013 09:42 PM (mopd5)

230 182pretty sure I saw Bea Arthur with a flower in her mouth and quickly x'd out.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 02, 2013 09:30 PM (6Zg7K)

fgs don't tell me that! i like her!
Me too!!

Posted by: Shaq at March 02, 2013 09:42 PM (hhsyr)

231 some of those don't even look human.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 02, 2013 09:42 PM (VSWPU)

232 Animated clip-art with sound effects. All in garish colors. And at least eight slides long.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:42 PM (IjEoZ)

233 Yahoo has a headline up (new) stating "Republicans force {tfg} into a corner." My first reaction was, quick, grab a hammer!

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (3fX4B)

234 I come back later. this stuff reminds me of a crane date I had.








Posted by: Clemenza at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (x59Gv)

235 I typed three ampersands in 218, they are still there. I have a Mac, that might be the difference.

I am going to add three more, but use in a sentence. Boehner & TFG must hate each other.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (z4WKX)

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (IjEoZ)

237 Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)

& I will give it a test && from my ipad !

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (Cnqmv)

238 "THAT'S WHY I BEGAN THIS PIECE.I WAS WORRIED ABOUT VAGINAS., I WAS WORRIED WHAT WE THINK ABOUT VAGINASAND I WAS EVEN MORE WORRIEDTHAT WE DON'T THINK ABOUT THEM.I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MY OWN VAGINA.IT NEEDED A CONTEXT, A COMMUNITY,A CULTURE OF OTHER VAGINAS.THERE IS SO MUCH DARKNESS AND SECRECY SURROUNDING THEM,LIKE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE,NOBODY EVER REPORTS BACK FROM THERE.IN THE FIRST PLACE,IT'S NOT SO EASY TO EVEN FIND YOUR VAGINA.WOMEN GO DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT."

- The Vagina Monologues

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (95NZj)

239 As a smart military blog, we should be considering the, uh, usefulness of those, er, um, wings? flaps? er, ?? for defeating our enemies...or something.

Right?

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (Gmp2Z)

240 Peaches, I have decided to always call TFG Gaylord Focker... Thanks Sean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:44 PM (IjEoZ)

241 I attempted to penetrate this inner chamber, but there was only an ancient V'ger inside.

Posted by: Mr. Spock at March 02, 2013 09:44 PM (Lxw+T)

242 Stop shittin' us ace. It's a dating sight isn't it......
You know, a place to go to meat girls

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2013 09:44 PM (jucos)

243 233 Yahoo has a headline up (new) stating "Republicans force {tfg} into a corner." My first reaction was, quick, grab a hammer!Posted by: Peaches
I hope there's a video!

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:44 PM (eqV3Q)

244
Over 200 comments and no reference to Will Folks.

I guess that one's dead.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 02, 2013 09:44 PM (tOkJB)

245 My G-d Spock! Don't try to mind-meld with it!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:45 PM (IjEoZ)

246 Deadliest Snatch.

Posted by: Sig Hansen at March 02, 2013 09:45 PM (Lxw+T)

247 Ampersand, ampersand, wherefore art thou, oh ampersand?

That's right, I'd have to switch browsers....

No thanks, I can use + instead.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:45 PM (Gmp2Z)

248 Good job, Anna!

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 09:45 PM (4VHny)

249 New AoS record. 200 comments before going OT.

And now all the wymyns know what we think about. Like it was a surprise.

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)

250 I can't use the name at all, Anna Puma. I will call him by anything but his muthafuckin' burn in hell name.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:46 PM (3fX4B)

251 That's nothing. You should see what Denebian hooters look like.

I pooched them anyway.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (Lxw+T)

252 I'll be back later or maybe I will get all my tax things together, before TFG announces that any tax refunds will be suspended until the sequester is over. I can't stand The JEF!

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (z4WKX)

253

ampersand test from the new 'puter (no, we don't have pics)

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (3fX4B)

254 I suddenly want Arby's

Posted by: Your caring penis who will never lead you astray at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (9ScGj)

255 shit, 1400 bucks and still no fuckin' ampersands. just my luck.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (3fX4B)

256 maybe I can convince the little darlings to empower themselves by signing a power of atty and sending me their credit card and bank data....

Flash your slips Womyn!

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (LRFds)

257 133 Empire of Jeff you win the internets tonight

Posted by: cooter - from dukes of hazard at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (NGsLN)

258 Like an idiot child , I only think in binary. I do not have the capability to understand degrees of difference.

Posted by: Herbert Hemorrhoidslurper at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (EZl54)

259 The flower was a nice touch

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 02, 2013 09:47 PM (FIDMq)

260 I am sending a picture of my cat right now.

Posted by: Picric at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (WI5+4)

261 I suddenly want Arby's

Wahoo's Fish Tacos.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (Lxw+T)

262 255 Peaches,

still better odds than the powerball or sadly SMOD ma'am...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (LRFds)

263 Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (LyYVZ)

264 Which cooter is Herbie's?

Posted by: toby928© at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (QupBk)

265 were there any puffy ones? or just the old nasty kind?

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (3fX4B)

266 off damn sock...but semi-appropriate

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 09:48 PM (9ScGj)

267 They all look like Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:49 PM (Lxw+T)

268 238 --
Oh for crying out loud. I go days, weeks, months without looking at my tonsils. What don't you deal with THAT?!?

___The Tonsil Monologues

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 09:49 PM (C8mVl)

269 I once saw a hermit crab crawl out of something like that.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:49 PM (Lxw+T)

270 Pardon me but I'm laughing so hard i'm choking.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 02, 2013 09:49 PM (g5wi5)

271 Late to the party, but some of the shit my OB/GYN friends tell me about makes my man-meat sound a hasty retreat. I'm just working in an ER, and only get to do hilarious shit like pull out the buttplug that turned sideways.

This confirms my desire to go into ENT, to say the least. No ultra-stank coochie for me, please.

Posted by: tmi3rd at March 02, 2013 09:49 PM (cxomr)

272 And tonight's Powerball jackpot is a $103 million annuity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:50 PM (IjEoZ)

273 258 Herbert H,

Yup Prezzy Special needs is to be lauded for "stabilizing at 1 trillion a year deficit spending and new debt...

No really that is what the 'real hubert' was slinging I read that on the road and almost purposefully smashed my car into a wall...

The American people(allegedly) empowered these motherfuckers to have their preference in charge....

beggars the soul

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:50 PM (LRFds)

274 speaking of Powerball, has anyone heard from Shrimp lately? It's been months since I've seen her. Miss her madly.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (3fX4B)

275 26 Moochelle posted yet?


Her strap on would be in the way

Posted by: Buzzion at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (lhNyo)

276 272 Ms Puma,

and I made ~47 bucks in my 2d job I use to make the money for my political actions...

I think my odds at getting to a grand are higher than to get to that mill....

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (LRFds)

277 Com'on guys. Some of those cootchies haven't seen sunlight in years. I've heard if you don't let them breathe they can wither up and die.

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (9ScGj)

278 Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2013 09:43 PM (Cnqmv)

& it worked, it was on the blog! There are so many websites that I can't view or use with Safari, but I'm glad Safari can type & here.
If I want to do something for work, I either use a a program and log into my work computer or go use old Dell laptop.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 09:52 PM (z4WKX)

279 Glad you approve eman. Going through the galleries and some ... what were they thinking ... sorry girl you still a bit big boned to wear the cursed panties of Torijima and cosplay as Pink. And truthfully 'she's a man baby!!!'
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3356849/

To counteract that, some Cho-bits goodness.
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357098/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:53 PM (IjEoZ)

280
So, um, is there a site like that for erections? I'm just asking. For, you know, a friend.

Posted by: April at March 02, 2013 09:54 PM (jSEf8)

281 131 I'll say this for men, if they set up a website to post photos of their testicles, and I pray they don't, but at least they wouldn't try to make it out to be some empowering noble bullshit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2013 09:20 PM (TFeCV)


Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 02, 2013 09:54 PM (UZuc4)

282 Sven, $2 of hope and a slim chance as long as its in moderation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (IjEoZ)

283 281 Anthony Weiner,

Oh the trouble you've gotten me in congressman...

Sen Martinez (d)umbass NJ

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (LRFds)

284 Shrimp was on today or yesterday peaches

Posted by: Buzzion at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (lhNyo)

285 272 And tonight's Powerball jackpot is a $103 million annuity.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:50 PM (IjEoZ)


Take the lump sum. Pay the taxes now before JEF hikes them into oblivion.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (UZuc4)

286 I have some young guy friends (they're 28-33ish). They lament the fact that there's no mystery to girls anymore. There's no chase.Women will do anything and fuck just about anyone now. Someone has really done a number on them - en masse. It's ruined both sex and relationships with women for the guys. I'm 46 and married to the best girl in the world. She wouldn't be caught dead in that kind of stupidity. I try and tell them that there are still girls out there that aren't like that. I encourage them to hope, but I feel bad for them. Truly. Those responsible should be beaten to death with hammers.

Posted by: JQP at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (GVL0g)

287 282 Ms Puma,

Oh I'll play from time to time... if it is over a 100 mill I'll indulge the habit to 5 tries a pop....

b/c it is American to dream...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (LRFds)

288 Buzz!!!!! xoxo!! Glad to know Shrimp has been here, I have not seen her in ages.

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (3fX4B)

289 Is this taught in schools for Breaking Bad?

http://tinyurl.com/cj9r6l9

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (IjEoZ)

290 Ms Puma,

which is to say in the event that I hit I'll guarantee Ace will be able to afford an ampersand

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

291 And a semi-trailer full of Valu-Rite vodka and unlimited access to Rubio's garbage?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:58 PM (IjEoZ)

292 A little Preparation H would clear that right up.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:58 PM (Lxw+T)

293 I looked at two pictures there and left. Some of you are looking at all of them?

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (z4WKX)

294 I sure hope Dave in Texas didn't click on that . He'd be catatonic ....... or worse .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (TQOZk)

295 Is this taught in schools for Breaking Bad?

http://tinyurl.com/cj9r6l9
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (IjEoZ) ===================I think I was sitting next to "Mike" tonight in a bar.

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (Q796E)

296 I suspect this woman here may have posted her self-potrait to that site:
http://tinyurl.com/322f7cc
That woman went to a motel where her ex-husband was staying and demanded he "eat my pussy". The ex declined, but his buddy volunteered.As he started to go at it, he was overcome by the odor.
The woman then pulled a knife an said "Someone is going to eat my pussy or I'm gonna cut your throat!"

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 02, 2013 10:01 PM (Pqgwi)

297 286---It's ruined both sex and relationships with women for the guys.

Posted by: JQP at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (GVL0g)
------------
Ruined it for young women too.
Sad.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:01 PM (C8mVl)

298 ~sigh~
so this is how civilization ends...

Posted by: affenhauer at March 02, 2013 10:02 PM (wEyLB)

299 297 Margarita DeVille,

all of this has happened before, all of it will happen again...and again....

Andrei Chikatillo debauched 14 year old Soviet girls because he'd offer two cigarettes....

you take the mystery out of the use of the action for leverage it debases the culture.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:03 PM (LRFds)

300 @293

After having thoroughly scoured that filthy site I can report that it is indeed filthy.

It's dirty...

Filthy...

......

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 10:04 PM (zOP5o)

301 Well, I didn't go look. I am still scarred by a porno photo I saw in a shop window on the Stroget in Copenhagen in 1968. As a 20-year old Air Force wife from the Midwest, I was horrified. I can still see it. UGH.

I am from the era where peple didn't even discuss such things, and as far as I am concerned, it was a good thing. Taking pictures like that would have been grounds to have someone institutionalized, and spoken about only in hushed tones and NOT in mixed company!

I am very sorry that romance and relationships between men and women have been destroyed by mentally ill people who somehow have decided they are empowering themselves.

It's just tragic. Sorry you young people will never know the world I knew.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 10:08 PM (GoIUi)

302 So in a burst of solidarity with the vijayjay ladies, Ace shows he'sa dick.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at March 02, 2013 10:09 PM (21TJo)

303
Linkbait!
A "duchess nip slip", "surfer eaten by shark on camera",or "possum riding a snowboard", it makes little diff.

Posted by: md at March 02, 2013 10:10 PM (w5uEq)

304 I went to a sex shop on Bourbon Street, they had blow-up sheep. I would have bought several for jokes but they were expensive.

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 02, 2013 10:11 PM (BN9LG)

305 Despite losing my appetite for a few days, at least I've found the cure to the inconvenient erection.

Posted by: Strontium Mule at March 02, 2013 10:12 PM (N7viC)

306 302 Wex the blunder dog,

Wex you lick yours because you can bud...because you can.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:13 PM (LRFds)

307 JQP at March 02, 2013 09:56 PM (GVL0g)

They have been told that this sort of thing gives them power. And then they don't understand why they are not treated with respect. It is tragic that they really don't understand how their actions create the very treatment they find offensive.

I've always found that men in general will treat women based on what they are projecting. Excluding the psychopaths, adult predators and insane motorcycle gangs.. well you get it.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 02, 2013 10:14 PM (g5wi5)

308 I read what Newt thinks republicans have to do to catch up to the dems and TFG in the media etc in last night's Powerline Blog email:

Here is link:http://tinyurl.com/avtdr49

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (z4WKX)

309 Well, in fairness, I think a lot of it starts with fathers. You have to be a good father, one your daughter can look up to, and one who sets the tone for what she should look for and expect in a mate. Love, kindness, respect, selflessness, etc. Meg Meeker writes about this a lot, and if you have a daughter, introduce yourself to her stuff. Most of these girls have serious daddy issues - whether he's closed to her, abusive, overly domineering or just not present in her life. I think its on us 'dads' to fix it in the end. Raise them right, be the example, and theycan't be fooled bywhat misogynistic 'feminists' are selling. They'll also see right through 'men' that never grew up, and were never taught to be men.

Posted by: JQP at March 02, 2013 10:27 PM (GVL0g)

310 Saturday night? Saturday night! Lesbian porn for Friday.

Posted by: dogfish at March 02, 2013 10:50 PM (HlK4H)

311 A father's relationship with his daughter will shape her perception of herself, how she relates to men and her expectations of life. A good father builds self-respect and dignity in his daughter. Women with that foundation tend to have the inner-strength to avoid grabbing at all the emotional crutches. Those who do always end with damaged emotions. Ironically, not compromising on themselves allows the freedom of a tender heart. It is the bad choices that create jaded people that can't love. Too much pain and fear; an endless cycle.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 02, 2013 10:58 PM (g5wi5)

312 I recall seeing my first porno flick..........I looked so young back then.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 02, 2013 11:03 PM (+9AX9)

313 This fap flap may sweep the nation.

Posted by: Hermaphalite Spark Plugs at March 02, 2013 11:13 PM (I88Jc)

314
So, um, is there a site like that for erections? I'm just asking. For, you know, a friend

I'm sure that if you searched for a while you'll find it. You can find anything on the interwebs.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 02, 2013 11:13 PM (+9AX9)

315 I think I'm going to kill myself.

Posted by: Don't let a good meme die at March 02, 2013 11:29 PM (qaVK+)

316 Loose lips sink ships.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (wlLm8)

317 Check me and my brethren's curvature pride out on Chat Roulette!

Posted by: There's Something About Marty at March 02, 2013 11:32 PM (I88Jc)

318 There is a version for breasts as well.

There's also one for penises.

www.chatroulette.com

Posted by: Beorn at March 02, 2013 11:44 PM (OFVu8)

319 I'm no prude but this is one instance where I'm more interested in reading comments about vaginas rather than looking at them. I also had no idea labia looking a certain way were somehow stigmatized or required support groups. Further, I didn't know displaying one's genitalia on a website was an empowering act.

I'm learning to detest the word 'empowerment'. It seems like an all-encompassing term describing not much of anything. Is empowerment a feeling? The absence of a sense of helplessness? If so, does that mean one's insecurities vanish by simply performing an act that expresses those insecurities and announces them to the world? A doesn't seem to lead to B here. I can't follow the logic in any of this.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2013 11:53 PM (ptcFO)

320 empowerment?

Why do you hate me?

Posted by: Passive Aggressive Nuture beats Nature at March 03, 2013 12:03 AM (I88Jc)

321 While we're at it, here's the term of the day!

Gorilla Salad

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gorilla%20salad

Posted by: tmi3rd at March 03, 2013 12:04 AM (cxomr)

322 What?

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:44 AM (4kfHz)

323 spring coward get off my lawn

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:45 AM (4kfHz)

324 Labia size discrimination? Pfft. Call me when the nipple numbness or vaginal dryness revolution happens.

Posted by: Superficial Samuel'll Sex Ya Up at March 03, 2013 12:53 AM (I88Jc)

325 Was Jay Cutler in there?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 03, 2013 01:11 AM (qfSUT)

326 I can't believe I missed the Beef Curtains Thread...

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2013 01:19 AM (7NBBu)

327 This they have a large asshole page, Obama and Carney would sweep. Of course they had help.

Posted by: pat at March 03, 2013 01:36 AM (L1Yma)

328 This = If

Posted by: pat at March 03, 2013 01:36 AM (L1Yma)

329 I know the person who did this site.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at March 03, 2013 02:17 AM (E55AK)

330 If only it was scratch-n-sniff

Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at March 03, 2013 02:20 AM (FYvb/)

331 I can only think that Janet Reno has the labia to pull this one off....what a thought....

Posted by: secretlyconservative at March 03, 2013 03:57 AM (zEoic)

332 You can show the 'c' word, you just cant say it.

Posted by: sTevo at March 03, 2013 06:22 AM (VMcEw)

333 Twats....

Posted by: backhoe at March 03, 2013 06:40 AM (ULH4o)

334 I'm sending "Emma" the bill for the burned out wheel on my mouse. That fucker is en fuego.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at March 03, 2013 07:06 AM (iuY0Y)

335 When did this become an issue? Yikes.

Posted by: Janetoo at March 03, 2013 08:09 AM (R+fMx)

336
I feel sorry for women who feel 1) they need to remove their pubic hair entirely (aren't those bumps and ingrown hairs just sooo sexy?) and 2) apparently expose them to way too many men.

By the way, the fact that a man can comment negatively on a woman's genitalia means he's got access to WAY too many women.
(he's lucky he's still alive)

Posted by: disa at March 03, 2013 08:46 AM (R+h7Q)

337 Ho-ly crap! Other than that, I'm at a loss for words. We need brainplasty to make sure our brains don't ooze out of our ears. Forward to a brave new world!

Posted by: Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 at March 03, 2013 10:05 AM (Ph479)

338 Like getting spam from "badfish.com"...

Posted by: Tortillapete at March 03, 2013 10:42 AM (OcgY4)

339
Does Jay Carney know where his labia is?
Is it irresponsible to even ask?

Posted by: capisce at March 03, 2013 12:15 PM (UGq/L)

340 I just found out that SOYLENT GREEN HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE WEBSITE.... THE UGLIES CAN
SHOW THEIR LADY PARTS, BUT THE PRETTY ONES CANNOT. WHAT THE HELL! I AM TOTALLY DEPRESSED NOW........THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO HELL IN A DIRTY PANTY.........

Posted by: marcus tullius cicero at March 03, 2013 12:31 PM (SmCFT)

341 This smells fishy or perhaps Bill Clinton's cigar .

Posted by: DrDrill at March 03, 2013 01:34 PM (yuLRn)

342 Good god I thought it was a joke! There is a reason they are feminists.

Posted by: chicken thief at March 03, 2013 04:36 PM (oG2r2)

343 "If you’re a woman reading this, I want you to do this every day for a week, and see how much closer you feel to your vulva at the end."

Seems to me you're not going to get much closer than you are now...

Posted by: JLawson at March 03, 2013 04:46 PM (wWTKN)

344 301-I can kinda understand where you're coming from,but back in your day things weren't exactly so hot either. As a young person living in these United States I'm glad I can hookup/date/marry/love/etc white girls; something which didn't happen in your day. This labia pride seems silly and immature, although at the end of the day this isn't "end of western civilization exhibit Z-69"

Posted by: Danny at March 03, 2013 06:51 PM (9/RjA)

345 I don't see what the big flap is about.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Glen at March 03, 2013 07:14 PM (K1CbB)






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