Overnight Open Thread (2 March 2013)

The Sequester In One Chart.

Ah. Second day of March. You know what that means? Spring is near. And that means spring cleaning is right around the corner. So what Household Chores Are The Worst? I'm gonna have to go with the bathroom. At least any bathroom my son uses. Let's just say his aim needs some work.

Air Combat Stories

Fascinating read from the early days of the first Gulf War. Gulf Mission From Air Forces Monthly Covering The 614th TFS Lucky Devils.

Multiple SAMs were launched at the package, some ballistic and unguided and some tracking with a full system lock-on. In spite of this, some members of the package refused to jettison their bombs until clear of the city to avoid possible damage to civilian non-combatants. One of the missiles guided toward Clap 4, piloted by Capt. Mike Cujo Roberts. A missile break warning sounded over the radio and Cujo saw the missile as it guided towards him. It passes behind his aircraft and detonates, and Cujo believes he is safe until his aircraft begins to pitch over and he loses control. As the jet approaches negative 1'g', Cujo ejected over downtown Baghdad. No one observed an ejection, nor saw a 'chute.

Meanwhile, ET became separated from the rest of the package because of his missile defensive break turns. As he defeats the missiles coming off the target, additional missiles are fired, this time, from either side of the rear quadrants of his aircraft. Training for SAM launches up to this point had been more or less book learning, recommending a pull to an orthogonal flight path 4 seconds prior to missile impact to overshoot the missile and create sufficient miss distance to negate the effects of the detonating warhead. Well, it works. The hard part though, is to see the missile early enough to make all the mental calculations.

The energy required to execute these missile break turns forced Maj. Tullia's jet to descend to 10,000ft (3,050ml, which put him in the heart of the AAA envelope. The only answer in this case was to select afterburner in order to increase airspeed and climb. However, being extremely low on fuel, and 700 nautical miles from home, afterburner must be used very judiciously. Before sufficient airspeed is increased, however, ET is faced with another multiple missile launch. In this case two separate SA-6 missile sites launch at his jet while he is climbing out of the AAA envelope. By continuing to unload his aircraft, ET watches the missiles as they close on his aircraft. The unloading and accelerating causes his aircraft to change its flight path, and a change in the missile flight path can be observed as well. As the timed break turns are accomplished, one missile flies so close that ET can hear the roar of the rocket as it passes where, just a fraction of a second earlier, the right wing was. Two missiles are launched towards him from the front of his aircraft and can be easily seen on his HUD film. Finally, as he reaches the outskirts of the city an optically guided missile of unknown type is fired. There is no radar warning of the launch, but the track of the missile can easily be observed to be guiding towards his aircraft. A defensive turn overshoots the missile, and Maj. Tullia proceeds on his way, now searching for the rest of his Flight.


Here's the HUD video of Major Tullia's flight that day.

h/t

Biden's Shotgun

I think this shot gun might explain Biden's speaking prowess. The Alcohol Shot Gun.

CGI Audrey Hepburn

Holy crap this is sooo good. She was one beautiful woman and it is spooky how good computers are getting today. We just might see a movie with dead CGI actors like Lucas hinted at a few years ago.

Miss Israel

Impressive. 6 of 20 finalists for Miss Israel Are Soldiers. I'd like to see a shooting competition added to the swimsuit part of the show.

Top Secret Drum Corps

OK a real drum corps to make up for last night's booty corps.

Geek Pin-ups

Dominic Marco's Geektastic Pin-up Art.

After WWII Photos

Some really great images. World War II: After The War. That's a $100 TV in the above photo. Check out the screen.

Kitteh Video

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Comments

1 Here I is!

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:50 PM (eqV3Q)

2 thoid?

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (RBDEZ)

3 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (JMmQ9)

4 I's First! yay ME!

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (eqV3Q)

5 4
I's First! yay ME!

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 09:51 PM (eqV3Q)

I can fix that.

Posted by: pixy at March 02, 2013 09:52 PM (dKV5k)

6 Yay, the ONT...with cute cat pix!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:52 PM (Gmp2Z)

7 be forewarned -

ace is in a 'punching down' kind of mood.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 02, 2013 09:53 PM (9P+hO)

8 Yeah Hubert hyphelicker says we should be praising Bammy's "stability"...uh yeah Hubert "yeah" you junior SCOAMF

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:53 PM (LRFds)

9 Shooting while wearing a swimsuit.

The pageant would get Superbowl level ratings


Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at March 02, 2013 09:53 PM (EZl54)

10 Thank you, CDR M!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at March 02, 2013 09:53 PM (Gmp2Z)

11 Video costs me a lot of bits, but that SAM cam is mighty tempting.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2013 09:54 PM (kSXP0)

12 I think Audrey Hepburn is probably the prettiest woman I've ever seen...

well other than wife....*using peripheral vision*

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:54 PM (LRFds)

13 Three words---- Oberto Bacon Jerky.

That is all

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2013 09:54 PM (6IKyK)

14 Is this thread going to be vagina free?

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (9ScGj)

15 Company-wrecking Union Subsidized by Uncle Sam

The now bankrupt and destroyed makers of tasty treats, Hostess, was destroyed last year by the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union. That union went on strike, even though the Teamsters pointed out to them that the company could not survive and would have to fold. The loss of the union members’ jobs was hailed as a victory by the union. While on the surface it seemed almost deranged for the union member to vote to lose their jobs, it turns out that the Federal Government had their back all along. The U.S. Department of Labor announced that over 18,000 former Hostess workers will gain benefits from the “Trade Adjustment Assistance"

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1572

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (Vk2pI)

16 hey sven ,

don't worry bout Humbert Hineyhumper

He saw his first vag tonight and panicked.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (EZl54)

17 Three words---- Oberto Bacon Jerky.

That is all
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2013 09:54 PM


I'll see your "Oberto Bacon Jerky" and raise with "Black Pepper Spam" (which is actually quite tasty)

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 02, 2013 09:57 PM (JMmQ9)

18 #Sequester Diaries

Day 2- Evening falls. The struggle for food continues. It seems like forever since my last meal. Foraging in the darkened kitchen I hear a rustling sound in the corner. I lunge, and by sheer fortune my hand lands on the target of my attentions. With one quick twist of my wrist I split my prize in two. Now I am faced with the age-old dilemma.


Should I lick off the Double-Stuft creme filling before or after I dunk the Oreo in milk?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 09:57 PM (qqZuQ)

19 Is this thread going to be vagina free?

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 09:55 PM (9ScGj)


I hope so... they have cooties.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 02, 2013 09:58 PM (Vk2pI)

20 Good evening.

Someone just posted this recipde for candied jalapenos. Someone try this and tell me how it turns out.

Candied Jalapenos (aka: Cowboy Candy)
Prep time: 30 mins
Cook time: 45 mins
Total time: 1 hour 15 mins
Serves: 32

Ingredients:

3 pounds fresh, firm, jalapeno peppers, washed
2 cups cider vinegar
6 cups white granulated sugar
½ teaspoon turmeric
½ teaspoon celery seed
3 teaspoons granulated garlic
1 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper

Directions:

Wearing gloves, remove the stems from all of the jalapeno peppers. The easiest way to do this is to slice a small disc off of the stem-end along with the stem. Discard the stems.

Slice the peppers into uniform ⅛-1/4 inch rounds. Set aside.

In a large pot, bring cider vinegar, white sugar, turmeric, celery seed, granulated garlic and cayenne pepper to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Add the pepper slices and simmer for exactly 4 minutes. Use a slotted spoon to transfer the peppers, loading into clean, sterile canning jars to within ¼ inch of the upper rim of the jar. Turn heat up under the pot with the syrup and bring to a full rolling boil. Boil hard for 6 minutes.

Use a ladle to pour the boiling syrup into the jars over the jalapeno slices. Insert a cooking chopstick to the bottom of the jar two or three times to release any trapped pockets of air. Adjust the level of the syrup if necessary. Wipe the rims of the jars with a clean, damp paper towel and fix on new, two-piece lids to finger-tip tightness.

*If you have leftover syrup, and it is likely that you will, you may can it in half-pint or pint jars, too. It’s wonderful brushed on meat on the grill or added to potato salad or, or, or… In short, don’t toss it out!

Place jars in a canner, cover with water by 2-inches. Bring the water to a full rolling boil. When it reaches a full rolling boil, set the timer for 10 minutes for half-pints or 15 minutes for pints. When timer goes off, use canning tongs to transfer the jars to a cooling rack. Leave them to cool, undisturbed, for 24 hours. When fully cooled, wipe them with a clean, damp washcloth then label.

Allow to mellow for at least two weeks, but preferably a month before eating. Or don’t. I won’t tell!

Notes:
I know this sounds crazy, but double this recipe. People will beg you for jars of this and get surly if you say no. Just. Trust. Me.

There aren’t words that exist to describe how addictive these little savoury, sweet, spicy, crunchy, garlicky pickled jalapeno rounds are. Put them on sandwiches, tacos, rice or bake them into cornbread. You’ll need more and more!

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 09:58 PM (LUnTP)

21 I keep wondering how much aircraft carrier fuel could $60 million buy. Then I say giving it to Syrian rebels of unknown pedigree makes soooo much more sense!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2013 09:58 PM (Cnqmv)

22 16 T Hunter,

yeah I'd have to put that under "foreign technology" analysis by the Hubert Armed Intellect there...

"Gentlemen this is what conservative men allegedly like"


"oh the horror, the horror"

//Col H Kurtz

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 09:59 PM (LRFds)

23 Went TDY to Israel many years ago. Completely made me rethink my position on 'women in the military'.

Knowing they could probably kick my ass only made them sexier.

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 09:59 PM (9ScGj)

24 No bologna shutters on this thread?

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 02, 2013 09:59 PM (Lxw+T)

25 I love Audrey Hepburn but my fave was Vivien Leigh. Grace Kelly a close second.

Posted by: jmel at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (9tSXa)

26 More Cho-bits! From last thread.

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357099/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (IjEoZ)

27 25 jmel,

That's the beauty of the era...

something for everyone...

Wife saw a nice noseart graphic on the HWY on a Jeep painted like a bomber...


Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)

28 darn it was Bettie Paige....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)

29 Is it safe?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 02, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)

30 I would take a CGI Audrey Hepburn any day of the week over such faux celebrities like Megan Fox

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:02 PM (IjEoZ)

31 Top Secret Drum Corps. OUTSTANDING!

If you like a marching band drum line, this is must see TV. On steroids.

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 10:02 PM (4Mv1T)

32 @sven

HH was last seen with a towel wrapped around his head rocking and muttering something about "playdoh and bacon."

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at March 02, 2013 10:03 PM (EZl54)

33 30 I would take a CGI Audrey Hepburn any day of the week over such faux celebrities like Megan Fox

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:02 PM (IjEoZ)




Everybody always has to pick on Megan.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

34 Anna, are you past your k-pop fetish?

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:03 PM (9ScGj)

35 Those Israeli gals are scorching hot.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 10:04 PM (4VHny)

36 More Cho-bits! From last thread.

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357099/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (IjEoZ)


I'd flip their on-switches...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 02, 2013 10:04 PM (Vk2pI)

37 Has anyone seen or heard from Ms Radish?

It's been a bit and she was rather down after the Oscars...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:04 PM (LRFds)

38 That Viewtone TV girl looks like she's getting ready to play "Angry Birds"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:04 PM (qqZuQ)

39 More Cho-bits! From last thread.http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357099/

I can hear Chris Hansen walking though the door as I look at that picture.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2013 10:06 PM (BY9NA)

40 Do I hear a request for some SNSD? That can be arranged.

BCochran, it's easy because Megan is a vapid bint who thinks she is perfect and everyone else is there for her. Hence why she got fired from Transformers 3. You never call anyone working for Steven Spielberg a Nazi. The woman is dumb. Her picture is next to the word dumb.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:06 PM (IjEoZ)

41 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:06 PM (BBWjt)

42 Hey fellow morons I just got out of the hospital with several broken bones, and a concussion. My wife said I fell down the stairs, but I am suspicious since we have a single story home. The last thing I remember was reading the Thursday night ONT about doing more house work aloud.

Posted by: Picric at March 02, 2013 10:07 PM (WI5+4)

43 Accidently clicked on CBS Evenin News with Katie Couric and it made me ponder...how much Vaseline can you actually put on a fuckin camera lens?

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:07 PM (9ScGj)

44 For Colorado Alex - http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357097/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:07 PM (IjEoZ)

45 Damnit Anna, that's not helping

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2013 10:09 PM (BY9NA)

46 how much Vaseline can you actually put on a fuckin camera lens?
Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:07 PM (9ScGj)

*******

Ask a proctologist.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:09 PM (qqZuQ)

47 Well how about some Black Widow -
http://www.cosplay.com/costume/450071/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:09 PM (IjEoZ)

48 41 CJ,

Bonus Nachos Mufasa

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:09 PM (LRFds)

49 Good evening Chemical Jeffrey. What's shaking?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:10 PM (qqZuQ)

50 Yume Nikki is getting a manga & light novel adaptation:

http://tinyurl.com/aezjlx9

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 02, 2013 10:10 PM (Vk2pI)

51 I used to play the drum. It was made out of a Quaker Oatmeal carton.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 10:10 PM (hhsyr)

52 Well, it looks like after about six straight months of unemployment with no work whatsoever (apart from a few hours cleaning the church every week), I am going to get a bit of work substituting for a local teacher Monday. The bad news is that the teacher in question is my Dad, who was just diagnosed with pneumonia.
Hopefully I won't get it before then.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:10 PM (B4jfv)

53 42 Picric,
Hey fellow morons I just got out of the hospital with several broken
bones, and a concussion. My wife said I fell down the stairs, but I am
suspicious since we have a single story home. The last thing I remember
was reading the Thursday night ONT about doing more house work aloud.


It was all a dream...it was all a dream...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:10 PM (LRFds)

54 52 Grey Fox,

hope he heals up...good luck.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:11 PM (LRFds)

55 BCochran, it's easy because Megan is a vapid bint who thinks she is perfect and everyone else is there for her. Hence why she got fired from Transformers 3. You never call anyone working for Steven Spielberg a Nazi. The woman is dumb. Her picture is next to the word dumb.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:06 PM (IjEoZ)




And that's different from all of Hollywood, how? They're for looking at, nothing else.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)

56 Since it is Caturday, here is my cat.

http://tinyurl.com/ch9uw2y

She is looking at you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2013 10:11 PM (xjpRj)

57 43 Icedog,

Is she a young hot cheerleader again yet?

If not ask for another vat.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)

58 Thanks, Sven.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:12 PM (B4jfv)

59 Call me racist, but cosplay should be left to the Japanese girls.

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:12 PM (9ScGj)

60 And that's different from all of Hollywood, how? They're for looking at, nothing else.

Because she looks vapid as well as actually being so?

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:13 PM (B4jfv)

61 Still below Dumbya's record spending five years before (see chart).

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 02, 2013 10:13 PM (mopd5)

62 Well this is a different mash-up. The Sailor Scouts meets Valhalla.

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355704/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:14 PM (IjEoZ)

63 Hey, i was at that tattoo!!! And i thought those guys sucked. maybe their groupies that i was seated in the midst of had a leeetle bit to do with that though. Nah, I was there for the pipes and that was just nonsense. But they have a lot of nonsense in between the pipes. Oh well, i'd rather be there than not.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:14 PM (cBM5Q)

64 Since it is Caturday, here is my cat.

she is very beautiful, BC!

Posted by: Peaches at March 02, 2013 10:14 PM (3fX4B)

65 Icedog, you going to this woman not to cosplay?
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355687/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:14 PM (IjEoZ)

66 Since it is Caturday, here is my cat.

(link in my name)


I actually found that nasty thing one day.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (qqZuQ)

67 61 Hubery Hyphenhopper...

Math how the fuck does it work Hubert...?

You'll note that there is something that happened when the spending shot through the roof sport....

what could it have been?

Oh my God it is a zombie, it is Steven Tyler....Nancy Pelosi?


Go fuck yourself

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

68 Sven, in another couple years CBS will have to hire a Japanese porn pixelator for Katie's face.

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (9ScGj)

69 No link to the accidental scotch spill?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (ORGYc)

70 Bebe! Since I fell asleep last night before you gifted the ONT with pictures, let me just say now:

Spectacular.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (BY9NA)

71 Don't forget, Redye on at 1100 tonight.

Make SNL wish they were funny again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (piMMO)

72 I would take a CGI Audrey Hepburn any day of the week over such faux celebrities like Megan Fox
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:02 PM (IjEoZ)

You heard that she's been cast as April O'Neil in the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, right?

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 10:16 PM (LUnTP)

73 68 Icedog,

Yeah...The cackling gobliness is something ain't she?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds)

74 25---" I love Audrey Hepburn but my fave was Vivien Leigh. Grace Kelly a close second."

Posted by: jmel at March 02, 2013 10:00 PM (9tSXa)
-------------
Okay, just take those three. All major stars.
Who do we have today to compare?
There must be someone but I'm having a hard time thinking of anyone on that level.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:17 PM (C8mVl)

75 Robert, I had heard that. Luckily I was never a TMNT fan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:17 PM (IjEoZ)

76 65 Icedog, you going to this woman not to cosplay?
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355687/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:14 PM (IjEoZ)


Anna, I never criticize a woman who is capable of kicking my ass.

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:17 PM (9ScGj)

77 And people are forgetting about Sophia Loren.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:17 PM (IjEoZ)

78 Look at 2001 and how the chart lurched upward then.

Oh, that was a GOP POTUS and Congress! No fair! Can's mention Bushy-Boy here!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 02, 2013 10:18 PM (mopd5)

79 77 Ms Puma,

She's more wife's thing than mine...wife likes italian looking lasses I am more Anglo-Tueton or Vietnamese lvoing...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:18 PM (LRFds)

80 Even 65+ years after this happened, we still don't know the full scope of this horror:

Worse than the world ever imagined: True scale of the Holocaust revealed as it's discovered Nazis created 42,500 camps and ghettos to persecute Jews - not 7,000 as previously thought

http://tinyurl.com/cnb55tz


Posted by: Sickened at March 02, 2013 10:18 PM (EV9p4)

81 Heh, thanks Alex. Gushie and I are going to have to think up something epic. Should we start a suggestion box?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:19 PM (cBM5Q)

82
61 Still below Dumbya's record spending five years before (see chart).
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 02, 2013 10:13 PM (mopd5)


Look closer you pathetic braindead turd.2012 is higher.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 10:19 PM (GULKT)

83

Some of those WW2 photos look like what is to come due to sequester.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2013 10:19 PM (RX/yE)

84 Mayor Bloomberg was booed today as he walked in the annual St. Patrick’s Parade in hurricane-hammered Rockaway, Queens.

The jeers grew so loud toward the end of the parade that mayoral candidate and Council Speaker Christine Quinn appeared to break away from the mayor to march separately.

A spokesman for Quinn later said she always intended to walk separately from the mayor.

Locals didn’t spare their ire over the area’s slow recovery, hoisting signs reading, “Mr. Mayor, we need jetties” and “Listen to the Rockaways.”

“We’ve been dying down here, up to our ears in muck trying to rebuild, get back to a regular life,” one heckler told The Post.

“For the politicians to come down here and try to take our celebration and make it their thing … it’s disgusting.”

At the end of the route, Bloomberg thanked the Sanitation Department, said, “This was a great day for the Rockaways,” and abruptly jumped in his car.

Bloomberg wasn’t the only politician crossed by parade-goers.

Revelers heckled Democratic Sen. Chuck Schumer after he cheered through a bull horn, “Let’s hear it for the Rockaways.”

“Send money, pal. Send money!” one heckler yelled back. “Talk is cheap!”

Posted by: Roger Maris at March 02, 2013 10:19 PM (e8kgV)

85 69 No link to the accidental scotch spill?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 10:15 PM (ORGYc)

******

Dang- did I leave my web cam on again?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:20 PM (qqZuQ)

86 78 Hubert HyphenLicker,

yes that darn medicare...hey Hubert what else happened?

Oh we got Clinton's late Xmas gift from OBL...

keep spinning Bud...Bam added about half the total debt in 4 years fuckhead...

period...spin it as you will that is the bottom line.

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:20 PM (LRFds)

87 Bebes, never ever ask the Moron Horde for suggestions. Be like asking the cats to make your coffee....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:20 PM (IjEoZ)

88 There must be someone but I'm having a hard time thinking of anyone on that level.

Ann-Margaret

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:20 PM (cBM5Q)

89 82 Buzzion,

He needs to wipe the crap off his glasses...Wex the Blunder Dog was trying to bullbait Ace...

the trolls are getting their pay cut...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM (LRFds)

90 Warmed up.

Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM (dKV5k)

91 Look closer you pathetic braindead turd.2012 is higher.

And like we weren't a perpetual bitch fest about dubya's spending.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM (cBM5Q)

92 You heard that she's been cast as April O'Neil in the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, right?

One of the nice things about growing up with my head in a history book and without much pop culture is that it is a lot harder for Hollywood to screw up my childhood memories.

I have no idea who April O'Neil is...

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM (B4jfv)

93 80 Sickened,

Industrialized murder is a socialist and marxist affectation...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM (LRFds)

94 Okay, just take those three. All major stars.
Who do we have today to compare?
There must be someone but I'm having a hard time thinking of anyone on that level.

***

When Julia Roberts first started out, particularly in Steel Magnolias, she was enchanting.

She was also great in The Pelican Brief and the movie about the pizza joint.

Then things went very. very wrong.

Her attitude made her quite ugly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:22 PM (piMMO)

95 91 Bebe's Boobs Destroy,

evening ma'am...yeah it is pretty funny the donkass MFers say "Dumbya spent too much!" er uh okay I agree now let's look at SCOAMFY D....


"racist!"

Yeah exactly

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)

96 88 There must be someone but I'm having a hard time thinking of anyone on that level.

Ann-Margaret
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:20 PM (cBM5Q)
----------
No, I mean NOW.
(Not that she hasn't aged well. She has.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:23 PM (C8mVl)

97 Look at the fucking chart, you brain-addled morons! Spending shot up 2001-2009!

Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 02, 2013 10:23 PM (mopd5)

98 never ever ask the Moron Horde for suggestions

Actually it could be epicly funny.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:23 PM (cBM5Q)

99 : Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 09:57 PM (qqZuQ) Saw a clip today at American Digest of a guy that spent 4 months building a machine that seperates the cream filling from the Oreo. Kinda boring, except he had an axe thatcleaved the Oreo in two. And a CNC that shaved off the filling. Total Moron!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 10:23 PM (hhsyr)

100 Ack! Cute overload!! Must flee!!!

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355517/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:24 PM (IjEoZ)

101 Happy Texas Independence Day to all my fellow Texans and all you wannabe Texans, which would pretty much be everybody.

Posted by: huerfano at March 02, 2013 10:24 PM (bAGA/)

102 I have no idea who April O'Neil is...
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM (B4jfv)


Careful doing an image search. There is an actress of a certain genre of films that uses that name. She's kinda cute though.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 10:24 PM (GULKT)

103 Warmed up. Posted by: TB3K

ooooh, i'm getting all tingly!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:24 PM (cBM5Q)

104 Warmed up.
Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:21 PM


ah, the barely perceptible hum and the faint whiff of ozone....

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (JMmQ9)

105 You heard that she's been cast as April O'Neil in the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, right?

Who's gonna play me?

Posted by: vanilla ice at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (yBF/9)

106 Saw a clip today at American Digest of a guy that spent 4 months building a machine that seperates the cream filling from the Oreo. Kinda boring, except he had an axe thatcleaved the Oreo in two. And a CNC that shaved off the filling. Total Moron!!!
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 10:23 PM (hhsyr)

*******

Sounds Awesome.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (qqZuQ)

107 THIRTEEN years ago, researchers at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum began the grim task of documenting all the ghettos, slave labor sites, concentration camps and killing factories that the Nazis set up throughout Europe.

What they have found so far has shocked even scholars steeped in the history of the Holocaust.

The researchers have cataloged some 42,500 Nazi ghettos and camps throughout Europe, spanning German-controlled areas from France to Russia and Germany itself, during Hitler’s reign of brutality from 1933 to 1945.

The figure is so staggering that even fellow Holocaust scholars had to make sure they had heard it correctly when the lead researchers previewed their findings at an academic forum in late January at the German Historical Institute in Washington.

“The numbers are so much higher than what we originally thought,” Hartmut Berghoff, director of the institute, said in an interview after learning of the new data.

“We knew before how horrible life in the camps and ghettos was,” he said, “but the numbers are unbelievable.”

Posted by: Bruno at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (e8kgV)

108 97 Hubert Hyphenlooper,

Yeah Hubert it is not a mystery we had to clean up Billy jeff laying down to Islam...

but as you fuckers often said of the Clinton era FP under Bush...enough about Clinton let's talk about Bush....

fuck you enough about Bush let's talk about Ogabe...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (LRFds)

109 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (kaalw)

110 Herbie, can you think of anything that might have happened in 2001, perhaps in September of that year, perhaps on the eleventh day, which might possibly have caused a spike in federal spending? Anything?


Posted by: Darles Chickens at March 02, 2013 10:26 PM (ZpoIZ)

111 Aloha! Cthulhu!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:26 PM (IjEoZ)

112 94 --- Julia Roberts in her prime.....yes, maybe.
Then again, I don't think so --- though that's better than any suggestion I've come up with.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:27 PM (C8mVl)

113 Herbie, can you think of anything that might have happened in 2001, perhaps in September of that year, perhaps on the eleventh day, which might possibly have caused a spike in federal spending? Anything?

***

September sweeps!

Posted by: NBC wankers at March 02, 2013 10:27 PM (piMMO)

114 Who's gonna play me?
Posted by: vanilla ice at March 02, 2013 10:25 PM (yBF/9)

This guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 10:27 PM (LUnTP)

115 http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355517/

They had some nice corsets in the sidebar there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:27 PM (cBM5Q)

116 sven, you dumb bastard. Obama took out bin Laden with two helicopters and 24 Navy Seals.

And Dumbya wasted two trillion?

Who got the ROI?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 02, 2013 10:28 PM (mopd5)

117 Forget it Margarita.
They can try but then we'll just throw Ingrid Bergman and YeVonne De Carlo at em as our hole cards to finish out teh royal flush

Posted by: teej at March 02, 2013 10:28 PM (xDlyw)

118 113 NBC Wankers,

Yes that's right and besides 9/11 was ALL BUSH'S fault ask any mule after all he had been president for a whole 8 months or so...

and GIGGLES is hostage in year 5 of power to Chimpy's economy....

save the nation nutpunch a moonbat

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:29 PM (LRFds)

119 Coothie!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:29 PM (cBM5Q)

120 I'm back. That last thread made me run out to Arby's.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2013 10:29 PM (6IKyK)

121 Oh my, she is gorgeous. Haute couture si? From Italy.

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355077/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:29 PM (IjEoZ)

122 Julia Roberts in her prime.....yes, maybe.
Then again, I don't think so --- though that's better than any suggestion I've come up with.

***

She has the potential to be royalty but turned out to be a real bitch.

My two favorite actresses today are Emma Stone and Ginnifer Goodwin.

Posted by: NBC wankers at March 02, 2013 10:30 PM (piMMO)

123 My cat just told me it was time to open a new bag of cat food throw out the stale stuff. She just won't shut up sometimes.

Posted by: ALH at March 02, 2013 10:30 PM (eqV3Q)

124 116 Hubert Hyphenlooper,

Uh yeah sport....and added several undeclared wars acting as islam's airwing, increased casualties in Afghanistan no no really asshole do go on....

You fucking retard.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:30 PM (LRFds)

125 oh, and Amy Adams

Posted by: NBC wankers at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (piMMO)

126 This guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8


Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 10:27 PM


A'ight, dog... Representin'. Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Posted by: vanilla ice at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (yBF/9)

127 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (piMMO)

128 C'mon Hubert, is that all you got? I might just terminate you for being a very dumb and boring troll.

Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (dKV5k)

129 If i get one more fucking election robocall, i swear i'm gonna go all biden on the phone. Well, if someone loans me a shotgun.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (cBM5Q)

130 by the way where was choom on the stick that did the infil?

and how's our contact who confirmed the op?


Further how's Benghazi Hubert...you tard

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds)

131 and GIGGLES is hostage in year 5 of power to Chimpy's economy....

***

Who knew W wielded such power?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:32 PM (piMMO)

132 sven, you dumb bastard. Obama took out bin Laden with two helicopters and 24 Navy Seals.And Dumbya wasted two trillion?

1) Killing bin Laden does not equal victory. Do you understandthelong-termstrategic aims behind the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq? Hint: It was not to kill Osama, though would have been a nice bonus.
2) The stricke that killed bin Laden was the result of a decade of work, mostly done under Bush, most of which was opposed by Obama. Obama is again claiming credit for something which he had very little to do with, probably because it is the only success in that area that he can claim.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:32 PM (B4jfv)

133 CDR M

good ONT. I love Audrey.

teej,

Did you check out that drum corps? Not the same kind you play, but I like parades bc I like marching bands bc I love the drums.

Posted by: L, elle at March 02, 2013 10:33 PM (0PiQ4)

134 Whether that's the real troll or a sock, just delete the fuck's comments. This is the fun ONT not a Serious Guys thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 10:33 PM (ORGYc)

135 117 --- Yep. I won't count Yvonne De Carlo because, although reasonably well known, she was never a big star.
I wonder if it really is that today's stars are less beautiful or if it's just that they don't have any air of mystery.
I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:33 PM (C8mVl)

136 132

Hey man, stop making sense.

God, liberals are dumb.

Posted by: Big T Party at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (WiQr+)

137 You guys aren't seriously going to waste your breath arguing with him are you?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (piMMO)

138

“Send money, pal. Send money!” one heckler yelled back. “Talk is cheap!”

Almost sounds like New Orleans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (RX/yE)

139 Let me know when you guys are done with Hubert.

Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (dKV5k)

140 Well folks and folkettes, had to plug the phone in so it's time to go. L, elle it was fun. We must do that again soon kid.
You all behave now.

Posted by: teej at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (/BwGa)

141 Peaches, you still here? All that whipped cream talk made me hungry for a hot fudge sundae. You guys are bad!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (cBM5Q)

142 we still do not have the answers for Benghazi...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2013 10:35 PM (JMmQ9)

143 Oreo splitter

http://tinyurl.com/d6dp59x

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:35 PM (qqZuQ)

144 Nyah!!!! Sugoi!! Tomtemo kawaii!!!!!
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355055/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:35 PM (IjEoZ)

145 137 NDH,

You know how I get...it is like a laser pointer to my feline instincts...

or when Houdini the raccoon would get wrapping paper....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:35 PM (LRFds)

146 Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds)


The last budget deficit when Republicans controlled both the WH and Congress - $162 billion. For the entire year. Herbie is very selective when it comes to numbers. As are most trolls.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 10:35 PM (UZuc4)

147 Begun, the Late Night Wars 3 has.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/61256

The Tonight Show With Jimy Fallon To Be Announced In May?

http://tinyurl.com/ato3y5j

Sources: NBC Discussing Jay Leno Exit Plan

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 10:36 PM (LUnTP)

148
139 Let me know when you guys are done with Hubert.
Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (dKV5k)


Don't wait just take him out. The sooner they are gone the better. Out of sight out of mind.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 10:36 PM (GULKT)

149 I'm done. I just want to give a serious answer before turning on the mockery and/or bannination.

I think that rewriting HH's posts would be more entertaining than a simple banning, though, and he would be more likely to decide that it isn't fun to come here next time.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:36 PM (B4jfv)

150 139 Let me know when you guys are done with Hubert.
Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (dKV5k)


Done!

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 10:36 PM (UZuc4)

151 116 The first 7 years of the hunt for UBL were on Bush's watch. The last 6 months were TFG sucking his own dick, working up the courage to make the gutsy call.

Posted by: Rule #2 at March 02, 2013 10:37 PM (CypDC)

152 146 JoeJm65,

Yup...I had a slew of charts I used on Twitter and source data I collated for a contact...

Fact is Hubert thinks that the printing press economics are a legit "boom" at .1% growth...

that is the final rebuttal

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

153 'The U.S. Department of Labor announced that over 18,000 former Hostess workers will gain benefits from the “Trade Adjustment Assistance" '

Liberalism in a nutshell, protect people from the consequences of their own actions, then wonder why they won't grow up and act like adults.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (TFeCV)

154 I think that rewriting HH's posts would be more entertaining than a simple banning, though, and he would be more likely to decide that it isn't fun to come here next time.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:36 PM (B4jfv)


Unfortunately that is apparently no longer done. Which sucks. I think that tactic is what kept the number of trolls down for so long.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (GULKT)

155 31Top Secret Drum Corps. OUTSTANDING!

If you like a marching band drum line, this is must see TV. On steroids.
If we could some Japanese schoolgirls to do that, I'd be in my bunk for hours.AnnaPuma???

Posted by: ApacheWarrior at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (0cklW)

156 The same...I just hate the bastard shitting in the threads and not getting curbstomped or his nose rubbed in it some...

sorry

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (LRFds)

157 125--- "oh, and Amy Adams"
Posted by: NBC wankers at March 02, 2013 10:31 PM (piMMO)
------------
Not a bad choice. She has that combination of beauty, talent, and (apparent) class.

Emma Stone and Ginnifer Goodwin may be very pretty, but they are not beautiful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (C8mVl)

158 #Sequester Diaries.Day#2. I had just told my brother that the evening was unworthy of the energy required to sustain reading comments @AOSHQ. So I did withdraw to the bedroom. As I lay in bed, a creaking noise madesleep almost impossible. Convinced by Freddie and Fannie that my house was on stable groundI fell into a deep sinkhole. TOO SOON?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (hhsyr)

159 The Tonight Show With Jimy Fallon To Be Announced In May?

*********

Ah hell, I'm funnier than that little schmuck, and I'm just a guy with a scotch in one hand and a keyboard in the other. <Insert fapping joke here>

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:39 PM (qqZuQ)

160 Hi sven

Hi Seamus

Hi to all of the other ONT denizens

sorry for the late response

yeah I agree with NDH, you will never ever ever convince idiot trolls like Hymenpooper here of anything other than Obama = God and Bush = Dumb. I don't get it sometimes. It's almost as if they think that using critical thinking skills means "buying into the Republican agenda" so they refuse to do it.


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:40 PM (BBWjt)

161 Unfortunately that is apparently no longer done. Which sucks. I think that tactic is what kept the number of trolls down for so long.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (GULKT)


Man, rewriting was a PITA. But it was fun. At times. Firing the vaporizer is so much easier.

Posted by: Troll Rewriter at March 02, 2013 10:40 PM (dKV5k)

162 Watching Dark Knight Rises. Shit is damn good. I know Ace had some issues with it, but I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT)

163 160 ChemJeff,

Reality is a GOP plot....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:40 PM (LRFds)

164 Emma Stone and Ginnifer Goodwin may be very pretty, but they are not beautiful

***

I think Ginnifer Goodwin is beautiful.

For sheer beauty, I suppose Catherine Zeta Jones and Charlize Theron are up there. And...someone who gets better with age is Uma Thurman.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:41 PM (piMMO)

165 Anna, what do you think of this one: http://www.corset-story.com/couture-corset-c30.html?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:41 PM (cBM5Q)

166 Fun UFC fight tonight
Stephan Struve -- 7ft Dutchman
vs
Mark Hunt -- 5'10 Samoan

It's a freak show fight, but both are actually quite good.
And Hunt weighs more.
It's in Japan. Japanese love freak shows.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 02, 2013 10:41 PM (ZPrif)

167 Anna,

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3357142/

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 10:41 PM (4VHny)

168 This Hubert Humpenhooper idiot has to be a sock puppet. It's not possible for a human being to truly hold such ridiculous opinions. Oh, and greetings, horde. Got a dog by my side and a computer on my lap.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 10:42 PM (CWlPF)

169 and just while sitting here, I have killed 5 ants.

this is a bit disturbing, since it is still butt-freezing cold outside so I have no idea where these ants are coming from

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:42 PM (BBWjt)

170 Emma Stone and Ginnifer Goodwin may be very pretty, but they are not beautiful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (C8mVl)


Emma Stone is harmed by sounding like she's been smoking 3 packs a day since she was 8.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 10:42 PM (GULKT)

171 Nyah!!!! Sugoi!! Tomtemo kawaii!!!!!
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3355055/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:35 PM (IjEoZ)


ಠ_ಠ

Too furry...

Posted by: Yiff in Hell! at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (Vk2pI)

172 I think that rewriting HH's posts would be more entertaining

Good idea. Let's come up with a theme. I'll start. Swedish Chef!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (cBM5Q)

173 Emma Stone is getting unattractive disturbingly quickly. All kinda old and thin-lipped all of a sudden. And too thin.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (ZPrif)

174 “Download this gun”: 3D-printed semi-automatic fires over 600 rounds

And the Department of Justice says there's nothing illegal about it, either.

Posted by: Bat Masterson at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (e8kgV)

175 168 joncelli,

well some combination of those items seems optimal...

I dunno...maybe HH is a sock...there really is that weapons grade level of stupid online...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (LRFds)

176 Wow Bebes, a friend who costumes as the Spider Witch would probably go for that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (IjEoZ)

177 169 Chemjeff,

uh outside?

"Yeah it's (* COLD CJ!"

//Ants

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:44 PM (LRFds)

178 Regarding those after WWII photos:

My dad was on that transport ship from Italy.

When I was an Air Force wife, our apartment wasn't far from the Kaiser Wilhelm cathedral, where the women were cleaning up rubble.

I told you guys I was older than dirt.


Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 10:45 PM (GoIUi)

179 169 and just while sitting here, I have killed 5 ants.this is a bit disturbing, since it is still butt-freezing cold outside so I have no idea where these ants are coming from
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:42 PM (BBWjt)

*******

Might be those military micro-spy-drones. Can you detect any mechanical parts?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:45 PM (qqZuQ)

180 Boosh is a stoopeed ideeut bork bork bork ha ha that makes me a-funny bork bork bork Beeker vhere-a ere-a yuoo? My soosege-a needs sume-a vermeeng

Posted by: Swedish Humpen Hymenpooper at March 02, 2013 10:45 PM (BBWjt)

181 eman, the costume is okay. But her attitude is not the Major's.

TPH, not a fan of Cats? Aawww.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:45 PM (IjEoZ)

182 178 Miss marple,

No ma'am you're likely about the age my mother would have been...


Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

183 164 --- C Z-Jones and C Theron are good choices. I'd add Penelope Cruz.
Yes, there are beauties around today but for some reason they just don't have the same mystique.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:46 PM (C8mVl)

184 189 Swedish HH,

today we make de wine stew...here grapey grapey hoppy in the taxy...berk berk

//Swedish HH

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

185 sven you may sadly be right, the ants may hate snow too
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)

186 Let me know when you guys are done with Hubert.
Posted by: TB3K at March 02, 2013 10:34 PM (dKV5k)


yesterday. if not sooner

thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2013 10:47 PM (JMmQ9)

187 >>>a scotch in one hand...

*rattles ice in empty glass*

Guess I'll get another. One for you sir?

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 10:47 PM (4Mv1T)

188 I follow Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) on twitter because it's interesting to see how he interacts with his fans. Apparently, he meets up with them regularly.

Here's a tweet from a disapproving follower and his response.

Do you get enough of new shoes and purses? RT @GerandLove: @ochocinco OMG...... DON'T YOU GET ENUFF OF RANDOM VAGINA????

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:47 PM (piMMO)

189 172 I think that rewriting HH's posts would be more entertaining Good idea. Let's come up with a theme. I'll start. Swedish Chef!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:43 PM (cBM5Q)

********

Whenever I hear Hymenhopper it sounds like a guy whose 'equipment' is so short that it only bounces off. Like the old Snow White and the seven dwarves joke.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (qqZuQ)

190 TPH, not a fan of Cats? Aawww.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:45 PM (IjEoZ)


Fan of cats and catgirls. Not furries.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (Vk2pI)

191 @169

Get yourself some diatomaceous earth and sprinkle it where you see the ants.

It's like razor blades, it cuts them to shreds.

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (zOP5o)

192 Deed yuoo knoo my dug's penees testes leeke-a my seester's fegeena?
Bork Bork Bork!

Posted by: Swedish Humpen Hymenpooper at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (BBWjt)

193 C Z-Jones and C Theron are good choices. I'd add Penelope Cruz.
Yes, there are beauties around today but for some reason they just don't have the same mystique.

***

they don't have the studio system crafting and protecting their images as stars of old.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (piMMO)

194 I think with the death of the studio system that managed stars' public images, so went the mystique.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (IjEoZ)

195 185 ChemJeff,

of course the other pssibility and not offered for humor purposes is whether deep cold is normal for your climate...if not it may be that nests under your foundation are cold driving them into heat...

I hate bugs with a passion there were way too many in my youth at mom's messy neighbors so I strive to contain them always...

found out in El paso how hard that can be...

dear god they had roaches that barked.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (LRFds)

196 What breed, joncelli? (The dog that is not the computer.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (ORGYc)

197 #182 Probably so, since my son is 44. (I had him when I was 20.)

It is funny how I remember so much that is now considered history. This will happen to all of you as well, so take good notes!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM (GoIUi)

198 Herdy blerdy Obama keeled de Osama heemself bork bork bork.

Posted by: Chef Bjorn Hymenhooper at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM (CWlPF)

199 A young CZ Jones was in the Young Indy show which I liked as a young'un

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM (DcbLC)

200 Do you get enough of new shoes and purses? RT @GerandLove: @ochocinco OMG...... DON'T YOU GET ENUFF OF RANDOM VAGINA????

Which one is his follower and which one chaz?

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM (B4jfv)

201 'urgh' ???

Have the ants captured chemjeff to take to their Queen?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM (IjEoZ)

202 Anna, I still want this one. including the hat: http://trashy.com/Lace-Up-Back-Hollywood-Park-Corset.7784-product.htm

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM (cBM5Q)

203 Ramen noodle...cake?

Not what you might think!

http://tinyurl.com/ajnco7s

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 10:50 PM (LUnTP)

204 191----"It's like razor blades, it cuts them to shreds. "
Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (zOP5o)

For some reason, I'm inclined to believe this advice when it is given by someone called General Woundwort.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2013 10:50 PM (C8mVl)

205 Which one is his follower and which one chaz?

****

heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:50 PM (piMMO)

206 197 Miss Marple,

well I had a kid tonight who is 19 trying to correct me on the late 70s early 80s God bless him...

did you know that Reagan's economy was all carter's doing and Carter's economy was Nixon's?

It's like Ford never existed...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:51 PM (LRFds)

207 Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart in the second Night at the Museum = finest posterior in modern cinema. Check it out if you don't believe

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 02, 2013 10:51 PM (za53n)

208 sven, I don't think this level of snow cover is normal for around here. There is a lot of snow on the ground for a long time and it probably is about time for the ants to start waking up.

yuck. these are the moments when I wish I could just set fire to the whole place and start over

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:51 PM (BBWjt)

209 Bebes, no doubt!!! Marines! Salute!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:51 PM (IjEoZ)

210 Mmmkay, think I'm gonna go drop my own little Hymenhooper and then go to bed. Gotta be up early!

Good night, Anna, Jefe.

Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2013 10:51 PM (LUnTP)

211 Night Robert, sweet dreams.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:52 PM (IjEoZ)

212 Posted by: Swedish Humpen Hymenpooper

Clap Clap Clap. Well done!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 10:52 PM (cBM5Q)

213 208 CJ,

the sad news...it may not help....fun facts you learn from Firemen uncles...

ants are damned resilient little bastards....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:52 PM (LRFds)

214 168 It's not possible for a human being to truly hold such ridiculous opinions.

I beg to differ. I know at least one highly educated person who spews this kind of drivel on a regular basis, with no attempt at originality.

After rising to the bait once too often, I don't get sucked into the fantasy world anymore. My last word to the idiot, who calls himself a liberal: "Your obviously not a stupid man, how can be such a leftist tool?"

The don't like to be called leftists, and especially don't want their intelligence questioned.

Posted by: Rule #2 at March 02, 2013 10:52 PM (CypDC)

215 Guess I'll get another. One for you sir?
Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 10:47 PM (4Mv1T)

*****

Don't mind if I do. (Or were you asking Capt. Kirk?)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:52 PM (qqZuQ)

216 196
What breed, joncelli? (The dog that is not the computer.)


Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 10:48 PM (ORGYc)

She's a terrier mutt. At first I thought she was mostly Jack Russell but I had a DNA test run and it turns out she's Staffordshire, Jack Russell, and some Schnauzer(!) tossed in.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 10:53 PM (CWlPF)

217 Have the ants captured chemjeff to take to their Queen?

Are you kidding? I don't want him. He's ugly. Not enough antennae, and the one he has, is just way too big.

Posted by: Ant Queen at March 02, 2013 10:53 PM (BBWjt)

218 #206 This is public education's fault. I have watched it deteriorate, and I am not prejudiced. My mother and both maternal grandparents were teachers, and damn good ones.

Now we have Marxists or imbeciles teaching the children in many schools.

It's a tragedy, and I don't know how to recover, other than everyone going to home schools or private schools.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 10:53 PM (GoIUi)

219 heh

Iwas actually serious - I don't tweet, so I don't quite get how the system works? I would think the purses crack was Chaz, but I am not quite certain.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:53 PM (B4jfv)

220 >>>It's like Ford never existed...

I thought he was just a skit on SNL, seriously you guys.

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at March 02, 2013 10:53 PM (4Mv1T)

221 'urgh' ???Have the ants captured chemjeff to take to their Queen?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:49 PM


These things ain't ants...

Posted by: vasquez at March 02, 2013 10:54 PM (yBF/9)

222 We gonna have to nuke chemjeff's house from orbit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM (IjEoZ)

223 These things ain't ants...
Posted by: vasquez at March 02, 2013 10:54 PM (yBF/9)

right

Posted by: Dali at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM (za53n)

224 bebe's boobs, thank you
although I had help

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM (BBWjt)

225 Off damn faaaabulous sock.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM (4Mv1T)

226 214 rule#2,

I had a guy back under Clinton who worked for me...

smart kid could recite the D+D rules to you chapter and verse, was a guy who if Munchkin could have wrecked any game...

knew the statistical probability for sets of dice rolls off the tops of his head I mean this guy had a wonderfully constructed mind...

who reveled in the most stupid defenses of Clennis ever....

I finally told him...for a guy who grasps the need for structure and order in the rules for a tabletop PnP game you sure don't grasp the DM with nukes needs rules too....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM (LRFds)

227 Day 2 of the apocalypse. How are you guys holding up?

If I have to resort to cannibalism I think I'll start with the brunette who works at Victoria's Secret.

Posted by: Icedog at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM (9ScGj)

228 Not sure we're liking this plan...

Posted by: chemjeff's fish at March 02, 2013 10:56 PM (BBWjt)

229 We gonna have to nuke chemjeff's house from orbit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:55 PM


It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: hicks at March 02, 2013 10:56 PM (yBF/9)

230 She's a terrier mutt. At first I thought she was mostly Jack Russell but
I had a DNA test run and it turns out she's Staffordshire, Jack
Russell, and some Schnauzer(!) tossed in.

It seems there's always a German in the woodpile.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 10:56 PM (ORGYc)

231 220 Lt Sulu,

a lot like Perot....

you guys

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 10:56 PM (LRFds)

232 I miss chlordane

Posted by: Rule #2 at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (CypDC)

233 @204

Had an ant problem and was looking for something that could be used in close contact with pets and small children without toxicity.

And the thought of ants being ripped apart, their life fluids literally running out of them, seemed strangely appealing.


Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (zOP5o)

234 huffin herdy bork bork bork. borkin' herdy bork, seriously you guys

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (JMmQ9)

235 Iwas actually serious - I don't tweet, so I don't quite get how the system works? I would think the purses crack was Chaz, but I am not quite certain.

***

Yes. He was scolded by a gal about random vagina and he retorted about purses and shoes. So, I'm going to take that as a "no".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (piMMO)

236 chemjeff, have you fed one of Ace's movie reviews into that yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (IjEoZ)

237 General Woundwort, okay I like your plan
once the snow melts I'll be able to spread some diatomaceous earth around the foundation

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:58 PM (BBWjt)

238 That's interesting, 'causejust yesterday for dinner I had a mixed greens salad with some feta cheese and a little Schnauzer tossed in.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 10:59 PM (qqZuQ)

239 Yes. He was scolded by a gal about random vagina and he retorted about purses and shoes. So, I'm going to take that as a "no".

I see.I wonder how close to the truth that woman was? He does have something a little cult thing going on over there these days.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 02, 2013 10:59 PM (B4jfv)

240
236
chemjeff, have you fed one of Ace's movie reviews into that yet?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (IjEoZ)

Anna Puma, I think if I did that, it would break the Internet

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:59 PM (BBWjt)

241 And the thought of ants being ripped apart, their life fluids literally running out of them, seemed strangely appealing.







Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 10:57 PM (zOP5o)

Insectist.

Posted by: Jesse Ant, Jr. at March 02, 2013 11:00 PM (CWlPF)

242 143Oreo splitter. Thats the one!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 11:00 PM (hhsyr)

243 237 CJ,

all kidding aside what I used when it snowed at Myrtle beach for the mother in law was borax....

so long as you have nothing around vulnerable to Borax's mild toxicity you should be squared away...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:01 PM (LRFds)

244 although I had help

That's awesome, I'm going to bookmark it. it's pretty funny: eh teh. eh teh! Bork Bork Bork!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:01 PM (cBM5Q)

245 Redeyes on.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 11:01 PM (hhsyr)

246 >>>mixed greens salad with some feta cheese and a little Schnauzer tossed in... A salad that talks back to you. Thems some yapping pups, they are, those Schnauzers

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:01 PM (4Mv1T)

247 I see.I wonder how close to the truth that woman was? He does have something a little cult thing going on over there these days

***

From what I can tell, he meets up with his fans on a regular basis.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:01 PM (piMMO)

248 Redeye time!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:02 PM (piMMO)

249 chemjeff, yeah probably nuke the Internet. Gaylord Focker only thought he had the Internet Kill Switch...

An Ace movie review in Swedish Chef is a Kill Switch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:02 PM (IjEoZ)

250 so long as you have nothing around vulnerable to Borax's mild toxicity you should be squared away...

well, there are neighborhood cats, as well as squirrels, so I don't really want to put lots of poisons around outside my house - don't want pissed-off cat owners, plus, I don't want to pick up dead squirrels

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:02 PM (BBWjt)

251 well I'm gonna spike the circus tent early tonight....

tired and tomorrow I have to maybe close the twenty somethings God bless 'em don't like working past the witching hour...or as i called it with the airline...

"noon"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:02 PM (LRFds)

252 General Woundwort, okay I like your planonce the snow melts I'll be able to spread some diatomaceous earth around the foundation

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 10:58 PM


That's worth a try, but, we don't know ifit's gonna affect them.

Posted by: hicks at March 02, 2013 11:03 PM (yBF/9)

253 Sven, your ideas are intriguing.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Gerald Gashgrinder at March 02, 2013 11:03 PM (mopd5)

254 Have you ever heard a Schnauzer schneeze?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:03 PM (qqZuQ)

255 Tobacco Road, you want some Colditz Salad and Eva Prawns with that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:03 PM (IjEoZ)

256 Formicidaephobe.

Posted by: Ant Sharpton at March 02, 2013 11:03 PM (vbh31)

257 250 CJ,

I'd use the borax diluted to your tolerable level in the corners and seams of the floors in the dwelling....

shouldn't be too toxic...of course you're the pro on that I just clean up when people like me give bad advice online heh...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:04 PM (LRFds)

258 So long sven- see ya in a couple hours no doubt.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:04 PM (qqZuQ)

259 This country really went down since the end of WW2.

Posted by: EROWMER at March 02, 2013 11:04 PM (kxlCQ)

260 Anna, who is the Major?

And speaking as a guy, her attitude was just fine with me.:-)

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 11:05 PM (4VHny)

261 I have come to suspect that Obama's trolls are paid professionals drawing salary from Organizing for Action.

It's a waste of time and effort to debate them.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2013 11:06 PM (2DcwR)

262 okay, anybody know how I can watch RedEye over the internet?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:06 PM (BBWjt)

263 You know! When the little schnauzer schneezes out of his little schnauzer schnozz? Especially when they are schnoozing. It's cute.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:06 PM (qqZuQ)

264 Major Motoko Kusanagi of Public Security Section 9.

Ghost in the Shell manga and anime. Masamune Shirow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:06 PM (IjEoZ)

265 and now it's time to say goodbye...the sven and all his...wait a minute I am not killing off the kin...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:07 PM (LRFds)

266 @241

May a 1000 ant treblinkas bloom.

I hate ants!

I have a very strict set of rules for the creepy crawlers.

You stay outside of my perimeter you live, you cross into my perimeter, you die from being ripped apart by thousands of microscopic razor blades!


Capiche!?!

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 11:07 PM (zOP5o)

267 261 Skandia recluse,

I probably missed my calling...or need to lobby the next GOPPac for funds...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:08 PM (LRFds)

268 >>>you want some Colditz Salad and Eva Prawns with that?

Er, uh, Ich Bin Ein Berliner?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:08 PM (4Mv1T)

269 258 Seamus Muldoon,

Wife says at least 6...

I dunno I think she is watching my REM patterns again....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (LRFds)

270 No, it's schnot, Seamus.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (ORGYc)

271 you cross into my perimeter, you die from being ripped apart by thousands of microscopic razor blades!

You think that stuff will work on black & brown widow spiders.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (cBM5Q)

272 I think I'm going to kill myself.

Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (I2LwF)

273 Coulter in the leg chair tonight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

274 okay, anybody know how I can watch RedEye over the internet

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:06 PM


That was my question...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2013 11:10 PM (JMmQ9)

275 Night Sven. Sgt at Arms of the Horde. Rest peacefully.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:10 PM (4Mv1T)

276 found out in El paso how hard that can be...dear god they had roaches that barked.

Don't forget those little bastard clear scorpions...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2013 11:10 PM (BY9NA)

277 #272 Truman North, why are you saying that? Surely you aren't serious, child, are you?

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:10 PM (GoIUi)

278 272 TruNorth,

Me too!

//Mindy McCready....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (LRFds)

279 Coulter in the leg chair tonight

Black suede knee boots. WANT

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (cBM5Q)

280 you cross into my perimeter, you die from being ripped apart by thousands of microscopic razor blades!

That's not how I remember it.

Posted by: The Nameless One at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (hO9ad)

281 20,000 twitter followers - $36 on ebay
Rachel Maddow having to spend the day delketing 20,000 twitter accounts - priceless.

And yes, I know the priceless thing was beyond played about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Whatev at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (A7Wh1)

282 Have you ever heard a Schnauzer schneeze?

What's worse than having a Schnauzer schneeze?

A Schnauzer schneeze after eating peas and cheese!

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (TvO05)

283 272 I think I'm going to kill myself.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (I2LwF)

*******

Serious guy? Here, have a schnauzer before you do.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (qqZuQ)

284 Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:10 PM (GoIUi)

I think he's referring to the running caption joke.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:11 PM (hO9ad)

285 Wow. I remember a TV with a bit larger screen when I was a kid, probably 9 inches or so. But the damn thing was about the size of an old Ford Falcon. Boy, those were the days!! It was considered' furniture' for quite a few years after it quit working, with a bunch of other clutter sitting on top of it. I used to go to the hardware store with the old man and check the tubes and get replacements. When we'd pull it from the wall to take the tubes out I can remember asking why some of those little firecracker looking things looked like they'd been soaked in water 'til they popped. He never quite understood that there's more in there than tubes...........

Posted by: 4TZNh at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (4TZNh)

286 You think that stuff will work on black & brown widow spiders.

***

It works on hard-shelled insects by cutting into their shell and causing them to dehydrate. I'm not sure if it will work on spiders or not.

You might be able to Bing it.

The good thing about brown, rather than black widows, is that they are completely non-aggressive and will even abandon their nests to get away from you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (piMMO)

287 We're talking about ants and no one has referenced Archer.
I'm disappointed you guys.

Posted by: Big T Party at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (WiQr+)

288 FYI, the local news is running a story on the Oreo splitter. Says he is from Portland.

Why isn't Portlandia a major hit? It so true and funny to boot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (Lqy/e)

289 277 Miss marple,

Nah it's schtick...

Ace had it as a gag the other day and of course the horde being well "us" we had the Al Roker contatemp....

"I think I sharted myself"

should the day come we know SMOD is coming and like Wyatt Earp "ELE IS COMING WITH ME!" I'll be here joking with you all 'til we start dropping

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (LRFds)

290 okay, anybody know how I can watch RedEye over the internet


Fox puts up episodes the next day or so.

http://video.foxnews.com/playlist/on-air-full-episodes-red-eye/

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (pbh4F)

291 I'm rewatching Farscape. From the beginning. Damn that was good stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (xjpRj)

292 Tobacco Road, do not mention the war.

http://youtu.be/7xnNhzgcWTk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:13 PM (IjEoZ)

293 279 bebe's Boobs Destroy,

Yeah I used to want the boots and...

never mind.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)

294 272 I think I'm going to kill myself.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (I2LwF)


Isn't that an Elton John song on Honkey Chateau?

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 11:13 PM (UZuc4)

295 Bebes wanting stompy boots?
http://www.shoebuy.com/clarks-ingalls-delaware/560714/1165525

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:14 PM (IjEoZ)

296 @271

It works on most household pest insects.

I have had the most experience with ants.

Give it a wirl. It's cheap and can be found in every garden store of any repute.

And it's non-toxic which is the best reason to try it.

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 02, 2013 11:15 PM (zOP5o)

297 OK, if Truman North is joking and I missed it (can't always be here).

I just get worried because people are getting depressed due to TFG, so am always on the lookout.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:16 PM (GoIUi)

298
273
Coulter in the leg chair tonight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

She uses her legs as a debating tactic.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:16 PM (CWlPF)

299 AP- Good one. *

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:16 PM (4Mv1T)

300 277 #272 Truman North, why are you saying that? Surely you aren't serious, child, are you?
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:10 PM (GoIUi)



Oh good God no! I was trying to make cartoons funnier.

Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:16 PM (I2LwF)

301 It's the thread here, Miss Marple.
minx.cc/?post=337972

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 11:17 PM (ORGYc)

302 #300 Oh, good! I was afraid something bad had happened.

I am not always here so sometimes miss references to jokes.

Just wanted to be sure. Carry on!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:17 PM (GoIUi)

303 In the real world I have dysthymia so I always have to be on the lookout. I have been moderately depressed since early November for both cyclical and political reasons but I'm not gonna kill myself.

Jesus, I don't want to die under this president.

Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (I2LwF)

304 I think "schnauzer schneezing" is the best example of onamotopeiea I've heard in a while.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (qqZuQ)

305 290 okay, anybody know how I can watch RedEye over the internet
----
And questions like that are why cable tv and satellite will become obsolete.

Posted by: Whatev at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (A7Wh1)

306 Me too.

Oh. Debating.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (ORGYc)

307 they are completely non-aggressive

Yeah, but i still kill them. I had a black widow in the back yard charge me while i was picking up leaves, and wave its front legs all around like a ninja. It didn;t realize i had Dad's leather work gloves on. He smooshed really good while i shrieked die motherfucker die@!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (cBM5Q)

308 I'm rewatching Farscape. From the beginning. Damn that was good stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (xjpRj)


Does Crichton have Winona yet?

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (TvO05)

309 >>>so am always on the lookout.

Seems like we've talked at least one down off the ledge recently.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:19 PM (4Mv1T)

310 I think I'm going to kill myself.

Posted by: Roger Rabbit at March 02, 2013 11:19 PM (hO9ad)

311 See, like that.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:19 PM (hO9ad)

312 Speaking of teh baconz, here's an ingenious way to cook it without a grease-spattered mess: http://bit.ly/Voc8up

Posted by: RushBabe at March 02, 2013 11:19 PM (tQHzJ)

313 Good thing about UFC shows in Japan -- big-titted Japanese ring girls.

And why do Japanese count as "people of color"? They are lighter-skinned than most white people I know.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 02, 2013 11:19 PM (ZPrif)

314 But Roger!! Why? You have a gorgeously drawn wife!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:19 PM (IjEoZ)

315 Yeah, but i still kill them. I had a black widow in the back yard charge me while i was picking up leaves, and wave its front legs all around like a ninja. It didn;t realize i had Dad's leather work gloves on. He smooshed really good while i shrieked die motherfucker die@!!!!!!!

***

yeah. the black widows are more aggressive.

Black Flag flying insect killer, from Dollar General, is absolutely the best spider killer I've found.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:20 PM (piMMO)

316 #307 When I was a kid my dad had grapevines in the backyard and it always had those big spiders with the yellow markings on the back. They wove webs within the leaves and vines and when you walked between the rows of vines they would shake their webs at you.

Ugh.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:20 PM (GoIUi)

317 303 TruNorth,

Keep your head up bud. You are worth ten of him, and the key to your happiness an destiny. Have as much faith in yourself as we have in you and follow your protocols.

Coping with that part of your health can be daunting, God knows I know my own little slice of heaven on mental health was no joy to bear.

We're here for you.

Now I really do need to crash.


Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 11:20 PM (LRFds)

318 bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (cBM5Q)

Had a tarantula do the wave but never seen a black widow do one...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 11:20 PM (TvO05)

319 "schnauzer schneezing"
Thank you, Seamus. You just reminded me that the building super/handyman in the late Bonnie Franklin's show was named Schneider. I was trying to remember it but I didn't feel like looking it up at e.g. IMDB.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 11:20 PM (ORGYc)

320 Jesus, I don't want to die under this president.

Yeah, I didn't want to die in Texas, either.

Posted by: Hickey at March 02, 2013 11:21 PM (hO9ad)

321
Bebes wants stompy boots?

I think I just shit myself.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 11:21 PM (Md8Uo)

322 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

mmmm, not so much. want some black suede stevie nicks ones. but not with 5" heels. 3" is plenty

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:21 PM (cBM5Q)

323 People of color is a term of art that means not descended from Northern Europeans.

Because that's the enemy that needs isolatin' and freezin'.

Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:22 PM (I2LwF)

324 FoxNews is getting better at putting their shows up. I watch O'Reilly's opening that way. I get bored watching the whole show, but I'm always curious what he leads with.

The only TV news I watch regularly is the Special Report panel segment. The last 20 minutes with Dr. K.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 02, 2013 11:23 PM (ZPrif)

325 But Roger!! Why? You have a gorgeously drawn wife!!!

Because *sniffs*
PATTY CAKE!!!!!

Posted by: Roger Rabbit at March 02, 2013 11:23 PM (hO9ad)

326 Translucent is a color.

Posted by: Dana White at March 02, 2013 11:23 PM (I88Jc)

327 264, thanks, Anna.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2013 11:24 PM (4VHny)

328 Good thing about UFC shows in Japan -- big-titted Japanese ring girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.

But Roger!! Why? You have a gorgeously drawn wife!!!

Seems like a ditto is in order.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:24 PM (hO9ad)

329 "dye easter eggs in a glory hole"? wow

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:25 PM (BBWjt)

330 Bebes, oohh nice choice. Five is Topple Over insane.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:25 PM (IjEoZ)

331 Had a tarantula do the wave but never seen a black widow do one...

My friend T's hubby rags me every time he sees me now: "how are the ninja spiders?" then follows it with the mr miyagi move while going hiiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaa

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:25 PM (cBM5Q)

332 When I was a kid my dad had grapevines in the backyard and it always had those big spiders with the yellow markings on the back. They wove webs within the leaves and vines and when you walked between the rows of vines they would shake their webs at you.

***

Banana Spiders/Agriopes?

They are beautiful.

http://binged.it/ZbTNP6

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:25 PM (piMMO)

333 I had a black widow in the back yard charge me while i was picking up leaves, and wave its front legs all around like a ninja. It didn;t realize i had Dad's leather work gloves on. He smooshed really good while i shrieked die motherfucker die@!!!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:18 PM (cBM5Q)

*******

LOL bebe's

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:25 PM (qqZuQ)

334


Posted by: 4TZNh at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (4TZNh)

We had one of those hi-fi cabinet things, with speakers hidden behind tasteful (well, tasteful in the early '60s) mesh and a turntable hidden behind rolling doors. It looked so good that my Mom used it as a side table long after it had ceased to be useful as a sound system. (Interesting, the style of furniture like the hi-fi is apparently retro hip now; I saw IowaHawk singing its praises on his blog a while back.)

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:26 PM (CWlPF)

335 Patty Cake?? Is that what you call it???

On second thought, don't answer that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:26 PM (IjEoZ)

336 Patty Cake?? Is that what you call it???

Well ... you did see the drummers last night, didn't ya?

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 11:27 PM (TvO05)

337 spider on; spider off

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 11:27 PM (ORGYc)

338 Okay, next time a visting Bebes... 'Wax on! wax off!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:27 PM (IjEoZ)

339 I ves telkeeng tu my bru, Hypudermeec Hymenhupper ebuoot reffeenuncing zee
cheteoo vhee zee buttum fell oooot, intu a Flureeda seenkhule-a. Hefee't seee HH
ifer seence-a.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 11:27 PM (hhsyr)

340 #332 No, they are called "garden spiders." You can see them if you click on the Bing search attached to the link you sent me.

They aren't particularly poisonous or aggressive, and about all they do is shake their web at you.

But when you are 4 years old they look gigantic and scary.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:28 PM (GoIUi)

341 You just reminded me that the building super/handyman in the late Bonnie Franklin's show was named Schneider. I was trying to remember it but I didn't feel like looking it up at e.g. IMDB.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2013 11:20 PM (ORGYc)

******

Yeah, Schneider was pretty schleezy if I recall.




(Dadburn it, now I can't schtop doing it.)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:28 PM (qqZuQ)

342 I just turned my television on. I put HBO on, that loser Steve Schmidt is on Mahr's show. He just said that Christie is the most popular governor in the country and would be a great GOP nominee in 2016. I left it on only to see what the jerk looked like, he has an accent I can't place and he's bad and looks fat. These pols keep hiring this loser for presidential campaigns? It's no wonder they lose!

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:29 PM (z4WKX)

343

"dye easter eggs in a glory hole"? wow

I think I'm too old for Red Eye.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2013 11:29 PM (RX/yE)

344 These pols keep hiring this loser for presidential campaigns? It's no wonder they lose!

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:29 PM (z4WKX)

Schmidt is the Republican Bob Beckel. We should have known McCain was a joke when Schmidt turned up on his campaign.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:30 PM (CWlPF)

345 #334 joncelli, the style of the 1950's and early 1960's is called "Mid Century" now in the design and antique trade.

To me it falls into the "old crap my parents had" category, but my daughter thinks it is way cool and wants me to watch for it at auction.

The moral of the story is that all fashions and furniture styles are recycled. As was said in Ecclisiastes, "There is nothing new under the sun."

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (GoIUi)

346 224bebe's boobs, thank you
although I had help
Shoot. That weerks weery goot!1!!1

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (hhsyr)

347 Well, at least I don't live in "spider country". No black widows or brown recluse. Course, we do have Sherrod Brown.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (Md8Uo)

348 oh my andy levy broke with a wookie joke!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (cBM5Q)

349 CarolT, Steve Schmidt is one of those pet RINO. Trotted out by Democrat zoo keepers to prove to the LIV visitors there are 'reasonable' Republicans. Does Borax work on RINOs?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (IjEoZ)

350 You just reminded me that the building super/handyman in the late Bonnie Franklin's show was named Schneider. I was trying to remember it but I didn't feel like looking it up at e.g. IMDB.

***

Speaking of...

Cory Booker tweeted this:

Sad for the loss of Bonnie Franklin, as a child she inspired me to take "One day at a time." RIP

Dork.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)

351 >>>(Dadburn it, now I can't schtop doing it.)

Like the kitty in the "Mutts" cartoon.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:32 PM (4Mv1T)

352 342 I just turned my television on. I put HBO on, that loser Steve Schmidt is on Mahr's show. He just said that Christie is the most popular governor in the country and would be a great GOP nominee in 2016. I left it on only to see what the jerk looked like, he has an accent I can't place and he's bad and looks fat. These pols keep hiring this loser for presidential campaigns? It's no wonder they lose!
Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:29 PM (z4WKX)


Interesting. I wonder why he thinks Christie is the most popular governor in the country. I know his approval rating in his state is ok. But, is the entire U.S. buzzing over CC? Weird...

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 02, 2013 11:32 PM (UZuc4)

353 Carol!

I don't have anything to say, just

Hi Carol!

Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2013 11:32 PM (I2LwF)

354 SNL Open Season On Obama?

I hope so.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 11:32 PM (BVkEs)

355 Ugh spiders..........I am not scared of them but I am in awe of the damage they can cause and proceed accordingly. One of the worst wounds I have dealt with was a woman who was bit in the arse by a brown recluse. The wound was massive, deep and necrotic. Weird thing was she didn't even realize it had bit her until days later.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 02, 2013 11:33 PM (6Zg7K)

356 SNL Open Season On Obama?

I hope so.

***

Are they actually mocking him?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:33 PM (piMMO)

357 345
#334 joncelli, the style of the 1950's and early 1960's is called "Mid Century" now in the design and antique trade.

To
me it falls into the "old crap my parents had" category, but my
daughter thinks it is way cool and wants me to watch for it at auction.

The
moral of the story is that all fashions and furniture styles are
recycled. As was said in Ecclisiastes, "There is nothing new under the
sun."


Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (GoIUi)

Hmm, my Dad still has that hi-fi and a couple pieces of bedroom furniture in that style. He keeps trying to get me to drive down and take it home but I've demurred up till now. Maybe I should have him just sell it.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:33 PM (CWlPF)

358 Schmidt hasn't been hired for anything except the 'human oddity' chair at MSNBC, from their perspective, his loss in a Kentucky Atty General race, was so legendary, it was put in a case study, what would possess you to watch Bill Maher, anyways

Posted by: archie goodwin at March 02, 2013 11:33 PM (Jsiw/)

359 The moral of the story is that all fashions and furniture styles are recycled. As was said in Ecclisiastes, "There is nothing new under the sun."
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (GoIUi)

*******

I've been looking for one of those Fred Flintstones phonographs, with the pterodactyl's beak as the stylus. Keep yer eyes peeled, okay?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:34 PM (qqZuQ)

360
Steve Schmidt? His shit is all fucked up and he smells like Bill Maher's used condom.

Governor Donut's appeal is pretty limited. He may be relatively popular this year in Joisy, 'cause he brought home the bacon, as they seem to think.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 11:34 PM (Md8Uo)

361 I would take the spiders over Sherrod Brown. Spiders do serve a purpose.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:34 PM (IjEoZ)

362 Sorry, was off helping Tennant regenerate into Smith.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2013 11:34 PM (kaalw)

363 Spiders? I only kill the ones that look like could kill me.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 11:34 PM (BVkEs)

364 Ugh spiders..........I am not scared of them but I am in awe of the damage they can cause and proceed accordingly. One of the worst wounds I have dealt with was a woman who was bit in the arse by a brown recluse. The wound was massive, deep and necrotic. Weird thing was she didn't even realize it had bit her until days later.

***

Out family friend helped to raise a young girl who, in her teens, was bitten by several brown recluses. She died of organ failure at age 20 as a result of it.

I had never heard of such a thing until then.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)

365 SNL just poked a little fun at BO. They were very gentle. (insipid)

Posted by: carolina at March 02, 2013 11:35 PM (wGY3d)

366 Spiders? I only kill the ones that look like could kill me.

***

Jumping spiders are adorable

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)

367 One of the worst wounds I have dealt with was a woman who was bit in
the arse by a brown recluse. The wound was massive, deep and necrotic.


Did you mean to post that in the last thread?

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:36 PM (hO9ad)

368 Did you mean to post that in the last thread?

***


Ewwwww!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:37 PM (piMMO)

369 Spiders? I only kill the ones that look like THEY could kill me.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 02, 2013 11:37 PM (BVkEs)

370 They have to be gentle with BHO. He is such a fragile thing,like a tropical flower transplanted to mean old Washington DC.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 11:37 PM (Md8Uo)

371 When my dad was a kid he lived on a ranch in the Rio Grande valley, near the King Ranch.

My grandad went out to a shed to get some supplies, and a bunch of tarantulas were in there and jumped at him, several feet. Fastest my dad ever saw grandad move.

I think it was shortly after that episode that my grandad gave in to my grandmother's pleadings and came back to Indiana.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:38 PM (GoIUi)

372 I think I'm too old for Red Eye.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2013 11:29 PM (RX/yE)

That's why I channel surfed and left Bill Mahr on for a few minutes, I can't stand him, he's not funny. I have been pissed off at him since 2008 when he insulted The Pope, maybe it was 2007. I only left it on to see what Schmidt looked and sounded like.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:38 PM (z4WKX)

373 Re: Old TV/Radio/Stereo furniture.

I made furniture for kicks and grins when I was much younger. Reproductions and such. The furniture that goes with all this old AV equipment was/is good stuff, IF you like the style.

I have the solid black walnut table/stand to my aunt's 1940's Philco Radio. It is very well made furniture. My Dad's 1965 GE stereo, also solid black walnut cabinetry, and very well done

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:39 PM (4Mv1T)

374 if SNL is mean to thin-skinned Obama, then they won't be invited to the next White House party

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:39 PM (BBWjt)

375 *blinks at a Facebook ad* Click to win free undies for a year.

Right...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:40 PM (IjEoZ)

376 Click to win free undies for a year.

they may be free, but nothing says that they are brand new

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:41 PM (BBWjt)

377
349 CarolT, Steve Schmidt is one of those pet RINO. Trotted out by Democrat zoo keepers to prove to the LIV visitors there are 'reasonable' Republicans. Does Borax work on RINOs?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (IjEoZ)


Not sure if he's a leviathon. Probably more of a shapeshifter. Better go with the silver blades.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2013 11:41 PM (GULKT)

378 Posted this earlier, on a dying thread. One sick puppy:


http://tinyurl.com/b8a9fzw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2013 11:41 PM (673KB)

379 Click to win free undies for a year.

they may be free, but nothing says that they are brand new


or that you get to keep them after wearing them ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 11:41 PM (TvO05)

380 *blinks at a Facebook ad* Click to win free undies for a year.

Didn't you mean to post that in the last thread?

Yeah, okay, that only might be funny twice.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:41 PM (hO9ad)

381 375 *blinks at a Facebook ad* Click to win free undies for a year.

Right...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:40 PM (IjEoZ)




So....7 pairs?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 11:41 PM (GEICT)

382 chemjeff its like the link from the last thread. I ain't clicking on it to find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:42 PM (IjEoZ)

383 Schquester diaries- day #2

My schnauzer was schquared off against a schpider when out of nowhere came a giant flying schquid and it schquished him.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:42 PM (qqZuQ)

384 Fruit roll ups were unsold edible undies.

Posted by: There's Something About Marty at March 02, 2013 11:43 PM (I88Jc)

385 I have a store on eBay and I sell antiques and collectibles which I find at local garage sales and auctions.

Hot items currently are the following, for any of you who are cleaning out your homes or your parents' homes:

Vintage colored glass from the 1950-1970 era, including those godawful orange stretch vases.
Vintage toys from the 60's and 70's. I just sold a Mattel Time Machine for $50.
Vintage jewelry and clothing from the 50's and 60's, especially designer stuff and signed costume jewelry.
Vintage Christmas decor from the 50's, including stenciled Christmas ornaments and hard plastic reindeer and Santas.

If you ever wonder about stuff you have, leave me a note on the morning news thread and I will tell you my best estimate on the price.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:45 PM (GoIUi)

386 He looks like Dr. Evil, complete with the beady eyes,

Posted by: archie goodwin at March 02, 2013 11:45 PM (Jsiw/)

387 Anna Puma, I understand
I try not to click on NSFW things on the work laptop, just in case the IT guys have some backdoor to snoop on what I'm doing

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:46 PM (BBWjt)

388 So the Red Eye guys think need a new way for women to go wild and...

Okay, definitely stopping now.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:46 PM (hO9ad)

389 Miss Marple, went to a garage sale being held in a storage unit. Mostly clothes and a few nick knacks. One of the more odd things in the storage unit was one of those old, 1970s at a guess, beauty salon chairs with the drop down dome.

If I was making a low budget science fiction movie or horror flick, I would have probably asked how much for it. Instead I saw it as weird.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:47 PM (IjEoZ)

390 387 Anna Puma, I understand
I try not to click on NSFW things on the work laptop, just in case the IT guys have some backdoor to snoop on what I'm doing

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:46 PM (BBWjt)




I'm doubting that's an "if" CJ.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 11:47 PM (GEICT)

391 370 >> agree reader CJ - BO gets his feelings hurt if anyone dares to disagree with him. It is pretty obvious that Boehner has HAD IT with BO. I bet Boehner was shocked when he FINALLY realized just how hopeless BO his minions really are. Now he just seems disgusted, and rightfully so, imo.

Posted by: carolina at March 02, 2013 11:48 PM (wGY3d)

392 Miss Marple, you are an entrepreneur! That is awesome.

I wonder if there are things that I could sell on E-bay.

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:48 PM (BBWjt)

393 #94

I never understood the love for Julia Roberts at any point in her career. She has a mouth like a frigging Pez dispenser. Stuff of nightmares. The most attractive picture I ever saw of her also made her unrecognizable, which doesn't strike me as a compliment.

Posted by: epobirs at March 02, 2013 11:49 PM (kcfmt)

394 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:31 PM (IjEoZ)

Anna-It pisses me off that that man was on McCain's presidential election team, and his assistant Nicholle Wallace was the traitor with the Sarah Palin stories, and I think he was one of Romney's consultants last year. The guy has a losing record, we can't blame the candidate only, especially if they were the ones saying that they should go easy on SCOAMT!

If anyone knows who made the decisions to go easy or TFG? Rove? He's already dead to me.
I turned it off and am reading Woodward's book again on my iPad, in between visits here.

I know Schmidt is a RINO, Borax would probably work on him!

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:50 PM (z4WKX)

395 I'm doubting that's an "if" CJ.

Yeah, I wouldn't be using a work laptop for anything but work. And don't forget about that school remotely activating the video cameras on the laptops they had issued to the high school kiddies. Hmmm, wonder if you and velma are currently "starring" in any videos on the interwebz.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:50 PM (cBM5Q)

396 bebe's boobs oh don't worry the work laptop has been off for those times

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)

397 Vintage colored glass from the 1950-1970 era, including those godawful orange stretch vases.


Hmm. My Mom used to collect these; probably a lot of them packed away. No way for me to check until the next time I get down to see my Dad in Orlando.

How about vintage Hot Wheels from the '70s in excellent condition? Do those sell?

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:51 PM (CWlPF)

398 >>>How about vintage Hot Wheels from the '70s in excellent condition? Do those sell?

YES. Car guys are all over these.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:53 PM (4Mv1T)

399 #392 Yes, I am. I started doing it a few years ago to get rid of some stuff left over from when I had a booth at a local antique mall.

I have slowly expanded and now have a store. My best profit this year was buying a $10 Lalique bowl with a chip and selling it at auction to a collector in the UK for $736.00. That there is some good profit!

It's a perfect business for me because I have a weird sort of brain which remembers things I see in articles and magazines, and I therefore know what is currently collectible and can be sold.

It keeps me busy while my husband mines gold in Africa. LOL!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:53 PM (GoIUi)

400 joncelli, study eBay to see what they are going for. Are they still on the cardboard? That will jack up the price a lot.

But at same time do not think, just because its rare, it will sell. I know an idiot on eBay who thinks because they have a super rare resin kit that is now 23 years old they can ask any price they want. $425 asking and no one is bidding on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2013 11:54 PM (IjEoZ)

401 Did anyone read the link I put in last thread, from Powerline Blog's email Friday? Newt has distributed this sheet to republicans on how to catch up to the dems with the media and general public.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:54 PM (z4WKX)

402 398
>>>How about vintage Hot Wheels from the '70s in excellent condition? Do those sell?

YES. Car guys are all over these.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 02, 2013 11:53 PM (4Mv1T)

[Rubs hands together] Eeeeeeeexcellent.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:55 PM (CWlPF)

403 I never understood the love for Julia Roberts at any point in her
career. She has a mouth like a frigging Pez dispenser. Stuff of
nightmares. The most attractive picture I ever saw of her also made her
unrecognizable, which doesn't strike me as a compliment.


I saw Duplicity, which starred her and Clive Owen, last night. Great flick, for about half the reasons I like Pirates of the Carribean.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:55 PM (hO9ad)

404 Yeah, I wouldn't be using a work laptop for anything but work. And don't forget about that school remotely activating the video cameras on the laptops they had issued to the high school kiddies. Hmmm, wonder if you and velma are currently "starring" in any videos on the interwebz.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:50 PM (cBM5Q)



Lmao. Even if there's no "backdoor" for them to snoop, a decent computer investigator can pull a ton of info off your computer.

We had a lawsuit against a former employee to enforce a no-compete clause. He retaliated by threatening an unpaid wage claim. Our lawyer sent the computer to an investigator.

Oh look, you've been looking at porn. Of both sexes. And you've spent quite a bit of time on Craig's List. Setting up meetings. I wonder if your wife and kids would appreciate knowing this?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 11:55 PM (GEICT)

405 Folks in Newark tweeting the mayor because the power went out for a few minutes.

It's terrifying!

I'm scared!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:55 PM (piMMO)

406 BCochran, so you're telling me I should stop looking at tranny midget pr0n while at work?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:56 PM (BBWjt)

407 #397 Yes, they do. I don't deal with those because I am not an expert. I have seen them go at the local cheapy-deep auction for $50 for a flat of 15. Certain ones are more collectible.

Best way to check value is to go into eBay "advanced search" (in upper right corner of the screen in small letters). Type in your model and year and then check the box for "completed listings." Then hit the blue search button.

You will see all the completed sales and what they sold for (in green). Those that did not sell will be in red.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:56 PM (GoIUi)

408 405 Folks in Newark tweeting the mayor because the power went out for a few minutes.

It's terrifying!

I'm scared!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:55 PM (piMMO)




Super Book to the rescue?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 11:57 PM (GEICT)

409 401
Did anyone read the link I put in last thread, from Powerline Blog's
email Friday? Newt has distributed this sheet to republicans on how to
catch up to the dems with the media and general public.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:54 PM (z4WKX)

Maybe we can get Newt and Rove to do a WWE Smackdown on pay per view.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2013 11:57 PM (CWlPF)

410 I have a weird sort of brain which remembers things
I see in articles and magazines
, I am a commenter on AOSHQ.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 02, 2013 11:53 PM (GoIUi)

FIFY.

Posted by: Earl Butz at March 02, 2013 11:57 PM (GsoHv)

411 tranny midget pr0n

What? Not thai tranny midgest?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (cBM5Q)

412 Super Book to the rescue?

***

take strength!

You can do it!

I have faith in you!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)

413 OK, I'm out

I'm gonna totally embarrass my self at sporting clays at 0900 tomorrow

Joey Biden has got newer hair-plugs than since the last time I've swung a shotgun; I still expect my patterns will be better than Slow Joe's.

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (JMmQ9)

414 406 BCochran, so you're telling me I should stop looking at tranny midget pr0n while at work?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 02, 2013 11:56 PM (BBWjt)




No, just do it from your phone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (GEICT)

415 Apropos of nothing in particular: Missus Muldoon and I had an interesting visitor walk through our yard a few weeks ago. Got this picture.
(Link in nick)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (qqZuQ)

416 Sorry. That was half a thought. She's been in a number of movies people liked. In particular Pretty Woman seemed to be very important to all the girls I knew in high school. So Julia's appeal was kind of the product of Stockholm syndrome.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2013 11:59 PM (hO9ad)

417
Miss Marple, if I may ask: what company does your husband work for in South Africa?

My company does business with some of the gold mines in SA

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 02, 2013 11:59 PM (Md8Uo)

418 take strength!

You can do it!

I have faith in you!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)




A nation of pussies as citizens and enablers as government. Awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2013 11:59 PM (GEICT)

419 Just had to get up, walk to the other room to turn the Oprah Winfrey Channel off. Couldn't take it any longer listening to some BS called "Lyania - Fix My Life". It seems to be a show about a wise old black lady, who once in a while attaches some MLK quote to the conversation, which results in the audience clapping like seals.

Posted by: Whatev at March 02, 2013 11:59 PM (A7Wh1)

420 Awwww they finished redeye with Andrew highjacking the weiner's press conference.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:00 AM (cBM5Q)

421 Tranny thai midgets Bebes? Pics or its just fiction...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2013 12:00 AM (IjEoZ)

422 Dude someone got swallowed by a sinkhole while he slept.

Dude.


Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2013 12:01 AM (hO9ad)

423 Oh crap! I screwed up that link on #415- my bad.
Fixed it now.

Sorry about that.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 03, 2013 12:01 AM (qqZuQ)

424 *checks eBay stats* Thanks eBay, I can only list 74,982 more items without an insertion fee.

*thud* As if I had 74,982 more items.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2013 12:01 AM (IjEoZ)

425 Hey AP, I gotta fun story for you. Involves an awesome car and almost getting splattered across the highway.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:02 AM (GEICT)

426 #415 A mountain lion? Wow!

Around here all I get are the fat fral cats, which roam around the neighborhood begging for food.

I just discovered that the retired teachers two houses north of me have a kitty condo with heat built for them outside.

I am going to quit feeling sorry for the stupid critters.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 03, 2013 12:02 AM (GoIUi)

427 415
Apropos of nothing in particular: Missus Muldoon and I had an
interesting visitor walk through our yard a few weeks ago. Got this
picture.

(Link in nick)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 02, 2013 11:58 PM (qqZuQ)

Urgh. If you've got dogs or outside cats, bring them in at night.

Miss Marple, I will keep an eye on ebay. Thanks for the advice.
Time for me to get some sack time. Have a happy ONT, horde.

Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2013 12:02 AM (CWlPF)

428 Judge Jeanine on now.

She usually does a pretty good show

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 03, 2013 12:03 AM (piMMO)

429 So what's the excuse BCochran? Or story?

Night joncelli

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2013 12:03 AM (IjEoZ)

430 It's not possible for a human being to truly hold such ridiculous opinions.
Sorry, but they do. I have a pretty good friend who is a Noam Chomsky (and others of that ilk)reading, total leftist who thinks we were wrong to invade Afghanistan after 9-11, that Obama is inspiring, and that the Iraq war was about Bush/Ceyney and oil. Really.

He is totally self made in a tough business, worth millions, retired in his mid-50s, has two great kids, and is putting most of his $ away for charity so his kids don't get too spoiled.

He has said he cannot conceive of why I hold the political beliefs I do, and I've said the same to him. We have to agree to not discuss too much or we couldn't be friends. Some people are just wired differently, they really are. He's done the reading and studying, he gets news from a number of sources, traveled to Palestine and Israel a few years ago to try to understand the conflict, etc. He's not even really very political. He justis a leftist andyoucouldn't shake his beliefs with a sledge hammer. Go figure.

Posted by: RM at March 03, 2013 12:03 AM (ixDYs)

431 Did anyone read the link I put in last thread, from Powerline Blog's
email Friday? Newt has distributed this sheet to republicans on how to
catch up to the dems with the media and general public.

Posted by: CarolT at March 02, 2013 11:54 PM (z4WKX)


I have a couple of posts along similar lines:

http://tinyurl.com/ad384to

and

http://tinyurl.com/c53mroa

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2013 12:04 AM (Vk2pI)

432 Apropos of nothing in particular: Missus Muldoon and I had an
interesting visitor walk through our yard a few weeks ago. Got this
picture.

(Link in nick)


Zombie cougar heads walking through your yard are one of the Signs of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2013 12:04 AM (pbh4F)

433 Time for me to go to bed as well.

Good night, all!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 03, 2013 12:04 AM (GoIUi)

434 Every. Damn. Time. When they talk about that the guy lost in the sinkhole in Florida, I hear Jeb Bush. Not Jeff Bush! Wishful thinking perhaps?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 03, 2013 12:05 AM (hhsyr)

435 >>>Missus Muldoon and I had an interesting visitor walk through our yard a few weeks ago

Naturally, you had a scotch in one hand, and a camera in the other, when you spotted this.

The things you see when you don't have a rifle. Damn.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:06 AM (4Mv1T)

436 Night joncelli

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:08 AM (4Mv1T)

437 Every. Damn. Time. When they talk about that the guy lost in the sinkhole in Florida, I hear Jeb Bush. Not Jeff Bush! Wishful thinking perhaps?

***

It does kind of sound like Jeb.

It;s just a horrifying situation and it isn't a typical sinkhole. The chasm is about 100' across and now the spot where it collapsed is about 100' deep.

They are going to have to condemn the houses nearby in anticipation of the larger collapse of the chasm.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 03, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

438 So my dad's latest acquisition was back before Christmas. 2012 Charger RT. He's added new exhaust, new header, cold air induction and hooked the little computer to it and tweeked all the performace shit. We figure he's got about 450 hp or so right now.


So we went for a drive. Four lane road, grass median separates the lanes. He cranks it up to about 100mph and then started to back off as we were coming up on a gentle curve. Just as we are about to enter the curve, I see something to my left. Very dark. Is that a dog? No, it's a fucking deer, who has now bounded directly in front of a car doing 65mph. Dad got a tap on the brakes and we missed each other by a matter of feet. So close that the wind of passing, knocked the deer down into the grass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:08 AM (GEICT)

439 Good night Miss Marple! Thanks for your viewpoint. The troop transport boat you mentioned carried troops from Anzio and Naples- my dad was not on that boat, 'cause he moved from Anzio up to the southern part of the French campaign for the final stages of the war. But it is amazing how the stories intertwine and bind so many of us together.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 03, 2013 12:09 AM (qqZuQ)

440 I am going to call it night.

Its a cold night. Time to snuggle and read three new books. Oregon Muse territory? Personal recollections of the Dutch during WWII - six in the series. Got three of them: Invasion, Holocaust, and War in the Indies. Thin little books.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2013 12:09 AM (IjEoZ)

441 434
Every. Damn. Time. When they talk about that the guy lost in the
sinkhole in Florida, I hear Jeb Bush. Not Jeff Bush! Wishful thinking
perhaps?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 03, 2013 12:05 AM (hhsyr)

yeah I thought I heard Jeb Bush too
and yes I'm going to hell for thinking "could it possibly be true?"

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:10 AM (BBWjt)

442
BULLSHIT!!!
its you damn republican's fault we're never going to balance the budget!! thanks for destroying our country traitors!!!


just getting some practice in

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:10 AM (cD2+n)

443
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:10 AM (cD2+n)

NCJ, you usually aren't this ornery until at least May when the Cubs have totally blown the season already

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:12 AM (BBWjt)

444 Naturally, you had a scotch in one hand, and a camera in the other, when you spotted this.The things you see when you don't have a rifle. Damn.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:06 AM (4Mv1T)

******

Well if we're gonna be accurate- had a scotch and a cigar in one hand, a camera and a cheeseburger in the other hand. But I did have pants on. Not quite a full Moron moment.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 03, 2013 12:12 AM (qqZuQ)

445
Republicans destroying our country?


I think I just shit myself.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes of/ at March 03, 2013 12:12 AM (Md8Uo)

446 >>>Dad got a tap on the brakes and we missed each other by a matter of feet.

That is damn fortunate. Obviously.

I have hit two. Square on the left headlights in two different cars. One looked like the buck in Seamus' updated photo tonight, and it was like hitting a freakin' tree.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:12 AM (4Mv1T)

447 Night Anna

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:12 AM (cBM5Q)

448 good night AP

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:13 AM (BBWjt)

449 Jeb Bush at this point could prob cause a sinkhole. Dude's gotten pretty chunky. And that much smuggery and doucheness is quite dense.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:13 AM (GEICT)

450 just getting some practice in Posted by: navycopjoe

Oh great, you're going to shriek at us, like donald sutherland at the end of invasion of the body snatchers.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:13 AM (cBM5Q)

451
443 so fast on the cubbies h8
I like it

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:13 AM (cD2+n)

452 Night all.

Here is "Jailbreak" by ACϟDC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYou7SqyDdo

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2013 12:14 AM (Vk2pI)

453 Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:10 AM (cD2+n)

As part of the Let It Burn coalition, I'd almost support a sunsetting one year doubling of all the tax rates just to prove what would happen.

Of course it would never be allowed to sunset, so it's DOA as a tactic, but the thought amuses me.

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2013 12:14 AM (hO9ad)

454 Night AP.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:14 AM (4Mv1T)

455 I'm out y'all. It's been fun. I appreciate the wit and the wisdom and the wackiness here.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 03, 2013 12:14 AM (qqZuQ)

456 #352

In this case, 'most popular' should be read as 'named recognized by a substantial portion of Americans.'

Consider, how many governors can you name outside your own state or an adjoining state? Most don't get a lot of national news mention unless there is some major disaster in their state or they are a renown lunatic. Here in CA we've hit the awful governor jackpot with Jerry Brown.

Posted by: epobirs at March 03, 2013 12:14 AM (kcfmt)

457 http://tinyurl.com/avtdr49

Here is the link to what Newt thinks republicans should do as a party, and it makes a lot of sense. Newt is good and he's not a moderate like Rove.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2013 12:04 AM (Vk2pI)

The Political Hat, I read a few lines and saved as a bookmark to read another day. Are you from MA because you wrote it was on Red Mass Group's website?

Posted by: CarolT at March 03, 2013 12:15 AM (z4WKX)

458 I don't hate the Cubs. That would be like hating the ugly deformed cripple who hangs out at the bus shelter begging change from passersby. That would be just cruel.

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:15 AM (BBWjt)

459
450 nah, just getting the big brains on this site in mode

btw, what is this next to my laptop?
its, its......................
A BOX OF .45 ACP WHICH SOME DUDE I NEVER MET GAVE ME CAUSE THE RANGE WAS CLOSING

sweet!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:16 AM (cD2+n)

460 I have hit two. Square on the left headlights in two different cars. One looked like the buck in Seamus' updated photo tonight, and it was like hitting a freakin' tree.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:12 AM (4Mv1T)




This one was small and light, as they go. Immature doe I assume. But at 65mph? *shudder* Not to mention that there were trees all around us to plow into.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:16 AM (GEICT)

461 Evening horde.

Those of you crying for the poor GYNs in the previous thread, they've got nothing on us ER docs. We do pelvic exams on 3 types of women in general--there are also the normal ones but those are few and far between.

1) Crazy women
2) Women who are having or think they are having a miscarriage. Sometimes they are crazy, and sometimes she takes off her pants and BAM! fetus.
3) Crack whores. Only we get to see these, because crack whores do not go the gynecologist, or any other kind of doctor. The ER is their one-stop medical clearinghouse. And without even clicking on that damn link, I can assure you I've seen worse.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2013 12:16 AM (UR1wn)

462 What th..? I can't read all this! Hope I don't miss anything.

[shrugs, heads for bed]

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 03, 2013 12:17 AM (U13jb)

463 Audrey Hepburn...such a beautiful woman...Not as lovely as Moochie the wookie of course, but still...unless you are into lots of back fur, you couldnt do much better.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 03, 2013 12:17 AM (+OTLF)

464
1. Tarantulas attack? Those bastards. I thought they were like scorpions and attack when molested.

2. "Insertion fee?" Yeah, I've heard of that before..


Posted by: soothsayer at March 03, 2013 12:17 AM (7a3kZ)

465 Here is "Jailbreak" by ACϟDC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYou7SqyDdo


Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2013 12:14 AM

Think that may be the best song they ever did. Definitely the best track on Dirty Deeds.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 12:18 AM (yBF/9)

466 The Political Hat, I read a few lines and saved as a bookmark to read another day. Are you from MA because you wrote it was on Red Mass Group's website?

Posted by: CarolT at March 03, 2013 12:15 AM (z4WKX)


Never been to MA or New England. The Red Mass group's website is just where I came across it from some link or tweet probably.

Since it was a "distribute at will" I thought to post it on my own site.

It's a good solid look that looks at the technology and strategy... not the politics of the matter.

A definite read, IMHO.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2013 12:19 AM (Vk2pI)

467
450 btw, hey bebe, long time no read
how ya doing hot chick in the box?

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:19 AM (cD2+n)

468 308
I'm rewatching Farscape. From the beginning. Damn that was good stuff.



Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2013 11:12 PM (xjpRj)



Does Crichton have Winona yet?


Not yet. Just disk one. But still, damn, one of the greatest TV shows ever.

When I'm a cob-logger I'll list my Top Ten TV Series That Should Be Owned By Everyone. Spoiler alert: Farscape is in there.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 12:19 AM (xjpRj)

469 Someone needs to do a comic strip eviscerating for the modern day, a cgi animated weekly series of hilarious over the top politically incorrect clips of the Obamas and the cocksucking sycophants in the Media. It needs to be as sharp and unabashed and shamelessly obnoxious as they are.

Who is a really good character artist knows CGI and wants to commit career suicide?

Anyone?

No?

Fucking pussies...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 03, 2013 12:21 AM (+OTLF)

470 Sinkholes - nature's way of reminding humans that "solid ground" isn't

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (/gHaE)

471

nice turn of phrase

If banks ever went into the prostitution business, they'd use the term "insertion fee" and you'd see it on your statement as such...under the "Hoo-ah Services" column.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (7a3kZ)

472 Farscape was a great show...i would have taken it up the pooter if it would have kept that show on the air for two more seasons...sadley it was too good for the cable crap channels of today.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (+OTLF)

473 BC- The other bambie I hit was a small doe, like the one you successfully missed.

At 65MPH you get to keep driving, but then head to the shop for a new fender, headlight, bumper, grill, and hood. It cost 3 large in 1995.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (4Mv1T)

474 how ya doing

Meh. Trying to clean out 2 generations of crap from the house. At least my sister seems to have backed off on forcing me out immediately. For now.

How you doing? I've been taking mental vacations to my friend pat's house on kauai lately, complete with imaginary mai tais.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (cBM5Q)

475 "Sinkholes - nature's way of reminding humans that 'solid ground' isn't"

We don't have the luxury of bedrock.

Posted by: Geological Gypsy at March 03, 2013 12:24 AM (I88Jc)

476 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 03, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO) My second job out of high school in 79was on a pipe laying crew, saw a fewminor cave ins Deepest hole I was in was 80 feet down putting in a sanitary sewer lift station. No way to get out if it caved in. Pretty sobering-if -you didn't drink

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 03, 2013 12:25 AM (hhsyr)

477 >>second job out of high school in 79was on a pipe laying crew

He said "pipe laying".

heh heh *snort*

Posted by: Beavis at March 03, 2013 12:27 AM (4Mv1T)

478 Meh. Trying to clean out 2 generations of crap from the house. At least my sister seems to have backed off on forcing me out immediately. For now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (cBM5Q)



Does the Horde need to.....have a talk....with someone?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:27 AM (GEICT)

479
Farscape is my favorite tv serial.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 03, 2013 12:28 AM (7a3kZ)

480
474 not bad, me and the boss are trying to see if she wants to go private or stay gov with her job
itll decide if I run for the house or not
the beast is growing too fast, plus her idol is the chick in halestorm....dark music

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:28 AM (cD2+n)

481 458
I don't hate the Cubs. That would be like hating the ugly deformed
cripple who hangs out at the bus shelter begging change from passersby.
That would be just cruel.


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:15 AM (BBWjt)

Poor Cubs fans (of which I'm one) never get any respect. And my nick on a few sites is passerby....wtf man.....is you a stalker or sumpin'??GO CUBS!!

Posted by: 4TZNh at March 03, 2013 12:29 AM (4TZNh)

482 Posted by: Beavis at March 03, 2013 12:27 AM (4Mv1T) Knock it off Butt Head! heh

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 03, 2013 12:30 AM (hhsyr)

483 Does the Horde need to.....have a talk....with someone?

I might need a talking to eventually. Its hard to know what to keep. I mean, obviously the salad shooter can go in a garage sale but I'm inclined to keep things like actual metal screws that my grandfather had on his work bench. the plastic shit nowadays just breaks.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:30 AM (cBM5Q)

484 Watching the CGI Audrey and the possibility of virtual actors reminded me of the movie S1M0NE with Al Pacino


Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2013 12:31 AM (mCvL4)

485 Swift Mud needs an ass raping.

Posted by: Geological Gypsy at March 03, 2013 12:31 AM (I88Jc)

486 I've also been in worse holes than I saw on that last thread!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 03, 2013 12:32 AM (hhsyr)

487 itll decide if I run for the house or not

OMG. You gonna wear a little ace of spades lapel pin under your flag lapel pin?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:32 AM (cBM5Q)

488 I don't hate the Cubs. That would be like hating the ugly deformed

cripple who hangs out at the bus shelter begging change from passersby.

That would be just cruel.




Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:15 AM

Is it okay to hate Zack Greinke now that he's pitching for the Dodgers?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2013 12:33 AM (mCvL4)

489 I might need a talking to eventually. Its hard to know what to keep. I mean, obviously the salad shooter can go in a garage sale but I'm inclined to keep things like actual metal screws that my grandfather had on his work bench. the plastic shit nowadays just breaks.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:30 AM (cBM5Q)




That's rough. I helped my grandfather clean out his parent's house. Rough at times.

But I was referring more to your sis trying to force you out. We can be a cause for reconsideration.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:34 AM (GEICT)

490 Margarita DeVille, I think you're right about today's stars lacking mystery. They also lack class. Can you manage Audrey Hepburn flashing her bare crotch while getting out of a car? Or Grace Kelley with tats? Just being "hot" does not equal star quality.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 03, 2013 12:35 AM (7FqJH)

491 >>OMG. You gonna wear a little ace of spades lapel pin under your flag lapel pin?!

Or a "Spade" tattoo on the wrist, like the villains in a Bond movie.

I LIKE it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 12:35 AM (4Mv1T)

492
Is it okay to hate Zack Greinke now that he's pitching for the Dodgers?


paging Mallamutt... paging Mallamutt...

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 03, 2013 12:35 AM (BBWjt)

493 Oops, I meant to say "imagine" not "manage."

Posted by: Donna V. at March 03, 2013 12:36 AM (7FqJH)

494 We can be a cause for reconsideration.

Good to know if you can practice in California. I have some uh, information, up my sleeve that she doesn't know I know about that will change the landscape considerably if she wants to play hardball. Hopefully it doesn't come to that, because it would really upset my parents. And if anybody can come back to express their displeasure, its my dad.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:37 AM (cBM5Q)

495 Personally damaging info or legally damaging?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:38 AM (GEICT)

496 Is it okay to hate Zack Greinke now that he's pitching for the Dodgers?



Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2013 12:33 AM

Other reasons to hate the Dodgers;

Time Warner Cable signed a multi-year 8 BILLION dollar contract with them. Before one fan shows up they get 500 million a year to play with

Hanley Ramirez and Josh Beckett, although those two are so cancerous they might tear the team apart from within

They jam up traffic everywhere within 10 miles of Dodger Stadium

Radio broadcasts pre-empt Larry Elder and Mark Levin


Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2013 12:39 AM (mCvL4)

497 472 Farscape was a great show...i would have taken it up the pooter if it would have kept that show on the air for two more seasons...sadley it was too good for the cable crap channels of today.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 03, 2013 12:22 AM (+OTLF)


So, haven't seen Seasons 3 and 4 and the movie yet, I take it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 03, 2013 12:40 AM (bxiXv)

498 legally damaging.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:40 AM (cBM5Q)

499 487 wouldn't that be a scandal of its own?

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:40 AM (cD2+n)

500 definite read, IMHO.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2013 12:19 AM (Vk2pI)


Someone posted the entire Orca disaster on this blog a few days after the election.

I have a fractured tailbone and have had it for 7 weeks. I can't sleep at night because of it. Now I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open. I will read it tomorrow

Good Night All, and God Bless,
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at March 03, 2013 12:41 AM (z4WKX)

501 Is it okay to hate Zack Greinke now that he's pitching for the Dodgers? Posted by: kbdabearat March 03, 2013 12:33 AM (mCvL4)

Damn. One of the great joys of having Brewers season tickets in 2011 was seeing Zack on the mound. When that guy is on, he can rack up strike-outs like nobody's business. I envy Blue Jays fans this season, they're going to have fun watching Dickey.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 03, 2013 12:42 AM (7FqJH)

502
492 I was thinking the same thing
here comes the 256 megafont!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 12:42 AM (cD2+n)

503 wouldn't that be a scandal of its own?

I dunno, is being a Moron scandalous?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:42 AM (cBM5Q)

504


Is there an Ace of Spades lapel pin?

Would a copy of the Ace from a deck of cards, maybe something "reminiscent" of the one Bicycle uses, but different enough to avoid copyright infringement, maybe 5/8" high, be acceptable?

Posted by: Arbalest at March 03, 2013 12:43 AM (k66OJ)

505 498 legally damaging.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:40 AM (cBM5Q)




Hold to it tight. Do not try and use it for leverage. Either nuke the thing from orbit or forget you know it.

But the biggest thing is to keep it quiet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:43 AM (GEICT)

506
Anyone just see the segment on Judge Janine? $1 million liabilityon gun owners in New York.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 03, 2013 12:44 AM (hhsyr)

507 but I'm inclined to keep things like actual metal screws that my grandfather had on his work bench.

If the SHTF a coffee can full of screws/bolts could be as valuable as ammo. When shit breaks, people are gonna have to fix it. Replacements will be made of unobtanium.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 03, 2013 12:44 AM (/gHaE)

508 Whazzap meatflaps???


Honestly, the things people will put on teh interwebz...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 12:44 AM (yh0zB)

509 I dunno, is being a Moron scandalous?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:42 AM (cBM5Q)




For the sake of my sanity, I'm not going to dredge up the memories of why that's a "yes." And I'm just talking about today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:45 AM (GEICT)

510 Either nuke the thing from orbit or forget you know it.
But the biggest thing is to keep it quiet.

Yep. OK, gotta go, just got talked into going out for a drink and appetizers. Ya'll behave. NOT!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 03, 2013 12:45 AM (cBM5Q)

511 I cant wait till the Obama's are out of the white house and are starring in their weekly sitcom on ABC. Its going to be glorious.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 03, 2013 12:46 AM (+OTLF)

512 I'm out too. Night folks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 03, 2013 12:47 AM (GEICT)

513 spring coward

get off my lawn

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:47 AM (4kfHz)

514 There is/was a torrent on TPB for the movie/mini-series that wrapped up the sorry state Season 4 left Farscape in.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 03, 2013 12:47 AM (/gHaE)

515 Damn. One of the great joys of having Brewers season
tickets in 2011 was seeing Zack on the mound. When that guy is on, he
can rack up strike-outs like nobody's business. I envy Blue Jays fans
this season, they're going to have fun watching Dickey.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 03, 2013 12:42 AM

As a Mets fan I'll miss Dickey, although the young players we got will go a long way to rebuilding. Dickey is not only a pretty smart guy, he seems like a good guy.

I'll be rooting for the Tampa Rays, but I don't mind seeing the Jays breaking Yankee and Red Sox hearts.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2013 12:48 AM (mCvL4)

516 Since it's Caturday and all. Or was. My cat Pirate. Link is in my nic.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at March 03, 2013 12:48 AM (XO+H6)

517 tickle fight

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:50 AM (4kfHz)

518 Rays - the team most apt to break your heart, and/or ruin the Yankee and Red Socks hopes all at the same time. At least they've become interesting.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 03, 2013 12:51 AM (/gHaE)

519 i believe the beasts are over paid...

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:52 AM (4kfHz)

520 and are starring in their weekly sitcom on ABC The Smoking Gun's Worlds Dumbest. Its going to be glorious.


Posted by: someone has too long of a link in their nic at March 03, 2013 12:46 AM (+OTLF)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 12:53 AM (yh0zB)

521 Hey Fat Man, did my sponsor bring me some bling today?

Posted by: Isaac in the ChildFund commercial at March 03, 2013 12:53 AM (mCvL4)

522 whos on my side?

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:53 AM (4kfHz)

523 490--- Donna V ---

Class, yes! Big difference between back then and today. Just the way they dressed and carried themselves, their manners, the way they spoke.
They may have had their dirty linen but they didn't air it in public.
And they certainly didn't lecture us about politics or dismiss half the country as garbage.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 03, 2013 12:55 AM (C8mVl)

524 tickle fight

it'll be alright

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:55 AM (4kfHz)

525 You see how cute and sad I look? Tell my agent I want that goddamn sitcom part.

Posted by: Isaac in the ChildFund commercial at March 03, 2013 12:56 AM (mCvL4)

526 Iz this a new troll, or one of the old ones? It has a sort of Rakon-ish smell about it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 12:57 AM (yh0zB)

527 cant is

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:57 AM (4kfHz)

528 Radio broadcasts pre-empt Larry Elder and Mark Levin
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2013 12:39 AM (mCvL4)


The Reds in Cincinnatti also pre-empt talk radio. Of course the talk radio there is original. And that's even with there being a separate other AM station that does sports as well. 700 is the home of the Reds so that's the station they air on.

Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2013 12:57 AM (GULKT)

529 Tonight's SNL : I turned off the television after the Vatican sketch. I did so not only because it was tasteless and unfunny, but also because that gutless bunch wouldn't take the same road against the RoP in a million years.

On the subject of stunning actresses, it is hard to overlook the brilliant talent and the sublime beauty of Christina Hendricks' mighty jugs.

Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2013 12:58 AM (HjPtV)

530 change my words...

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 12:58 AM (4kfHz)

531 Lets see...I could do my homework...or watch the Walking Dead episodes I have taped and haven't watched...or read one of the books I have on the Kindle...or hang out with you morons...


It's good to have choices.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 12:59 AM (yh0zB)

532 526 Iz this a new troll, or one of the old ones? It has a sort of Rakon-ish smell about it.

raykon definitely. One of the big tells is there within 3 posts.

Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2013 12:59 AM (GULKT)

533 "Real drum corps" my dirty ass...
American high school kids bury those dudes on a weekly basis.
Exhibit A: This WGI quad solos compilation.
http://tinyurl.com/c6tuvah

Posted by: Mephistefales at March 03, 2013 01:00 AM (EDNOc)

534 I thought I recognized the disjointed ramblings, but he hasn't called us girls or cons yet so I wasn't quite sure.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 01:00 AM (yh0zB)

535
534 I thought I recognized the disjointed ramblings, but he hasn't called us girls or cons yet so I wasn't quite sure.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 01:00 AM (yh0zB)


The "I believe" idiocy.

Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2013 01:01 AM (GULKT)

536 dicus

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:01 AM (4kfHz)

537 girls, i can give you a bargain.

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:03 AM (4kfHz)

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:04 AM (4kfHz)

539
the fuck?
she just took my ammo!!!
someone hand me a knife

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 03, 2013 01:05 AM (cD2+n)

540 Wrestling lost out to that?!


Posted by: Superficial Samuel'll Sex Ya Up at March 03, 2013 01:06 AM (I88Jc)

541 U want to give her a go??

Big data???

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:06 AM (4kfHz)

542 ill spell you all out if you tell me go...

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:09 AM (4kfHz)

543 Episode of Bonanza with multicultural story (with future feminist as guest star): http://tinyurl.com/bnav4qu

Posted by: Baldy at March 03, 2013 01:10 AM (opS9C)

544 Hey GGE. Did you make it to cars and coffee today. I was up near Rolesville and couldn't get there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 01:22 AM (4Mv1T)

545 I bought 120 rounds of ammo today for 250.00. The words talked me into it.

Hydro shock

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:22 AM (4kfHz)

546 Cats. CATS. CATS!!!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 01:25 AM (xjpRj)

547 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MezkEiS-6jA&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2013 01:26 AM (sdi6R)

548 Evenin' all.

Love coming in late and reading the posted material.

Then skipping down to the recent comments and realize that the ONT links are really just a permission slip to drink heavily and sqy what you want.

good job.

Keep it simple.


Now, who the fuck is Jodi Arias and why is she in the news every other minute?

Posted by: RWC at March 03, 2013 01:28 AM (sqp6o)

549 >>>Love coming in late/

You mean early.

And Jodi Arias? Got nothing. The rest here? CGI posts, I think.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 01:31 AM (4Mv1T)

550 Name that movie!

A mousy, teenage girl confronts the too-cool-for-school guy by saying something to the effect, "[I'm so obsessed with you that] your term paper on the vagina? I read it to my mother!"

Posted by: Superficial Samuel'll Sex Ya Up at March 03, 2013 01:33 AM (I88Jc)

551
Love coming in late

'Better late than labia', at ;east that's what grandpa always said.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2013 01:34 AM (7NBBu)

552 ok

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:35 AM (4kfHz)

553 I see I missed the vagina thread.
Did hymenhopper or whatever the fuck he calls himself stagger in there too and drop a stinker?

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2013 01:36 AM (XkN3b)

554 From the F-16 link:

It appeared that with
the two Mk.84, 4 AIM-9 configuration, when flying foster than 350 KIAS
the wing tips would flutter so much that the pilots could not read their
line-up card, nor the radar.


Wow. Isn't that only a little above P-51 cruise speed?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2013 01:36 AM (ZSi3b)

555 Wtf ont dead already

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 03, 2013 01:38 AM (vgd4f)

556 what i am
a solitary man
we go strong

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:39 AM (4kfHz)

557 >>>and drop a stinker?

Indeed he did, and Sven ventilated him pretty badly. EMC couldn't revive the cherrycorker.

The humanity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 01:39 AM (4Mv1T)

558 green lasers

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:40 AM (4kfHz)

559 All right, off to bed for a couple of hours. NASA TV will begin showing the Dragon rendezvous with the ISS at around 3:30 am EST.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2013 01:42 AM (sdi6R)

560 are you girls tracking me, bought a red laser today, not a green laser, shame on me

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:43 AM (4kfHz)

561 Wtf ont dead already

I've seen worse.

It's only mostly-dead.

Give it this pill. The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.

Posted by: Miracle Waterhouse at March 03, 2013 01:43 AM (ZSi3b)

562
>>>Wtf ont dead already?

Lock the door. A few have wandered in. If they can't leave, things might perk up. And of course there's IZ.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 01:44 AM (4Mv1T)

563
Audrey Hepburn wasn't just a beautiful woman, as a young girl, she was a courier for the Dutch resistance during WWII, dodging the fucking Gestapo. As far as I'm concerned, that qualifies her as a genuine badass.

Having said that, I always found her a bit too thin and perfect for my taste. I like flaws. Like Ingrid Bergman's sexy overbite.

Beauty comes from a harmony of flaws.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2013 01:44 AM (MBqvE)

564 bore siting lasers, i bought red, today, not green

cost me half as much

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:47 AM (4kfHz)

565 Yall leave just as I'm "coming down".

Bah.

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2013 01:48 AM (XkN3b)

566 Gotta go, Navajos.

I denounce myself. Been here since 6PM and got nothing to show for it but an empty glass. Hope ya'll can sleep later than i will.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 03, 2013 01:48 AM (4Mv1T)

567 fap phantasms cannot be regulated with a time piece.

Posted by: They're Back, Caroline at March 03, 2013 01:50 AM (I88Jc)

568 have you all ever seen a green laser site on a gun?

Its how shall I say freaky.

and you cant see hardly anything afterwards

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:52 AM (4kfHz)

569 The heck with Firefly, or Serenity, series which said "Hey it's poop."

Farscape is the THING.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 01:53 AM (xjpRj)

570 It's good to have choices.

And if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 03, 2013 01:55 AM (TvO05)

571 Gotta say, kitteh-dog is awesome.


So the actual party for my friend was tonight. We learned what button to push. Heeheehee.

After several cups of jungle juice and shots of Goldschlager in him we asked- So, why didn't you go into Force Recon?.

Cue fireworks.

Posted by: RWC at March 03, 2013 01:56 AM (sqp6o)

572 If anybody CGIs me I'll kick your ass!

Posted by: Zombie Steve McQueen at March 03, 2013 01:56 AM (ypzqs)

573 I will choose free wii!

Posted by: They're Back, Caroline at March 03, 2013 01:56 AM (I88Jc)

574 Green lasers has made me blind

Who should I sue?

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 01:58 AM (4kfHz)

575 Farscape is the THING.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 01:53 AM (xjpRj)


I thought Thing was The Addams Family

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 03, 2013 01:58 AM (TvO05)

576 Zombie Steve McQueen at March 03, 2013 01:56 AM (ypzqs)

Give that zombie back his bullet .... car

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 03, 2013 02:00 AM (TvO05)

577 anyone here still? I can't sleep.

Posted by: L, elle at March 03, 2013 02:00 AM (0PiQ4)

578 nobody here but usens wot can't sleep either ..

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 03, 2013 02:01 AM (TvO05)

579 I will choose free wii!

TANSTAFWII

Posted by: Stuff Robert Heinlein Predicted ... at March 03, 2013 02:02 AM (TvO05)

580 I can't sleep.

I can't e-e-eat.
There's no doubt, I'm in deep

Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at March 03, 2013 02:04 AM (ZSi3b)

581 have any of you ever seen a green laser? I say it hurts the eyes...

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 02:04 AM (4kfHz)

582 hi adriane!

what keeps you up at night?


Posted by: L, elle at March 03, 2013 02:04 AM (0PiQ4)

583 First!

Posted by: The American Procrastinators Therapy and Support Group at March 03, 2013 02:05 AM (sWMpI)

584 I always loved it when Cousin It showed up on the Munsters

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 03, 2013 02:06 AM (GULKT)

585 155 31Top Secret Drum Corps. OUTSTANDING!

If you like a marching band drum line, this is must see TV. On steroids.
If we could some Japanese schoolgirls to do that, I'd be in my bunk for hours.AnnaPuma???
Posted by: ApacheWarrior at March 02, 2013 10:38 PM (0cklW)


Would hot Korean women in leather work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DaG5qldaX0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at March 03, 2013 02:07 AM (Hsgnv)

586 584 I always loved it when Cousin It showed up on the Munsters

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 03, 2013 02:06 AM (GULKT)


No love for the Mooch bangs?

Posted by: RWC at March 03, 2013 02:10 AM (sqp6o)

587 LUV vs. HAT

http://youtu.be/FQqo-w1qvws1

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at March 03, 2013 02:10 AM (I88Jc)

588 Hi Buzzion, whoever you are!

Posted by: L, elle at March 03, 2013 02:12 AM (0PiQ4)

589 Hi L, elle,

Festival paperwork. ONT. Dune on youtube. laundry.

Hubby not feeling well, so washing all the bedding. Aired out the house. Fried up some pot stickers just so he could slather them with chili oil!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:14 AM (TvO05)

590 I can't sleep.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at March 03, 2013 02:04 AM (ZSi3b)


I can't dance.

Posted by: Phil Collins at March 03, 2013 02:16 AM (TvO05)

591 A green laser is pretty basar... Until you have seen it..

My eyes are fucked tic tic

Posted by: iz at March 03, 2013 02:16 AM (4kfHz)

592 Really? I'm awake with a bunch of socks? I need to try harder to fall asleep. Later, socks.

Posted by: L, elle at March 03, 2013 02:17 AM (0PiQ4)

593 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 03, 2013 02:17 AM (sWMpI)

594 Some nights gets so cold, I sleep wid dem socks...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:19 AM (TvO05)

595 Sometime, it gets even colder, I put my foot in da sock first!

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:20 AM (TvO05)

596 Hey GGE. Did you make it to cars and coffee today. I was up near Rolesville and couldn't get there.



Damn, TR is already gone...but no CnC for me today, I went shooting instead. Only .22 rifles, but man are they fun. We were knocking down steel plates with them and with Grand-dad's High Standard. And now I'm out of .22, and surprisingly enough...so is everyone else.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 02:21 AM (yh0zB)

597 My kitteh is the BEST kitteh.

--too drunk to expound upon the awesomeness which IS my kitteh

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 02:21 AM (xjpRj)

598 RWC at March 03, 2013 01:56 AM (sqp6o)

So yesterday was the unbirthday party ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:22 AM (TvO05)

599 Can't sleep with socks on my feet, makes my feet itch something terrible.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 02:22 AM (yh0zB)

600 There are two cats at my house. I won't hurt them myself, but I won't be sad when they're gone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 02:23 AM (yh0zB)

601 Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE should adopt a dozen shelter kittens.

When this happens, trust me, all the worlds' problems will be solved.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 02:23 AM (xjpRj)

602 Hey, only 65 more posts to go...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 02:23 AM (yh0zB)

603 Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE should adopt a dozen shelter kittens.

When this happens, trust me, all the worlds' problems will be solved.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 02:23 AM (xjpRj)


I did mention I was out of .22, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 02:24 AM (yh0zB)

604 When all the worlds' leaders are playing with kittens with pieces of string, at the same time, then there will be NO MORE communism, socialism, marxism, islamism.

There will only be KITTENISM. And it will ensure our survival when the Alien Oveloards mass their ships over our capitals.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2013 02:25 AM (xjpRj)

605 3 Dog Night's "Never Been to Spain":

http://youtu.be/dm6qw_yeo6o

Posted by: Baby, it's cold outside at March 03, 2013 02:26 AM (I88Jc)

606 OT but this VICE documentary about the last trapper in ANWR is fantastic.

http://youtu.be/Iq0rZn8HFmQ

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at March 03, 2013 02:27 AM (qZI6x)

607 Heheheh eh hehehe eh heh... he said "bangs"... Heheh eh hehe

Posted by: beavis at March 03, 2013 02:29 AM (yBF/9)

608 hi L, elle whoever you are

Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2013 02:31 AM (GULKT)

609 3 Dog Night's "Never Been to Spain":

Well, I kinna like da music, but it take a 4 or 5 dog night for me and dem socks ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:32 AM (TvO05)

610 I think KITTENISM beats trying to fill all the world's missile silos with zesty banana pudding!

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:34 AM (TvO05)

611 WGI 2009 Tenor Feature Compilation

Funky playing!

thanks for the link ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:47 AM (TvO05)

612 Dang.

55 to the majik number and I am limited in the poetry department ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:47 AM (TvO05)

613 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like 3 Dog Night, INXS,
and Little River Band too ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:51 AM (TvO05)

614 Now I also like Pink Floyd, so there's that ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:51 AM (TvO05)

615 jeez. Little River Band. That goes back awhile.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 02:52 AM (yBF/9)

616 I like the Java Jive and it loves me ...

but then I like C++ and FORTRAN too

Maybe I'm tolerant or maybe just wishy washy.

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:53 AM (TvO05)

617 Hey, Adriane


you seem to be holding down the fort. How goes?

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 02:55 AM (PlzOe)

618 I think KITTENISM beats trying to fill all the world's missile silos with zesty banana pudding!

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:34 AM (TvO05)


that's a lot of pudding...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 02:55 AM (yh0zB)

619 Roses are red,
So are strawberries, pre-chocolate dipped,
White chocolate, Dark chocolate,
As long it's tasty, it doesn't have to be hip ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:56 AM (TvO05)

620 jc!

how goes the great white north?

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:56 AM (TvO05)

621 jeez. Little River Band. That goes back awhile.

I'm old, Gandalf! And I look like toast before the butter even gets taken out of the fridge ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:58 AM (TvO05)

622 that's a lot of pudding...

Easier to eat pudding than kittens ...

just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:00 AM (TvO05)

623 620
jc!



how goes the great white north?

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:56 AM (TvO05)

===
Tis March. Usually the best month of the year. Tends to be sunny and bright, days are getting longer really fast and it feels warm out. Still lots of snow and playing outside is pretty great.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 03:01 AM (PlzOe)

624 I'm old, Gandalf! And I look like toast before the butter even gets taken out of the fridge ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 02:58 AM

Aren't we all. Not the smart aleck punks around here, of course, but they don't count. You got any LRB stuff with Farnham on vox?

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 03:01 AM (yBF/9)

625 Tends to be sunny and bright, days are getting longer really fast and it feels warm out.

It was warm enough today that the hubby could sit out in the sun.

Had a dusting of snow 2 weeks past & everyone went nuts.

Oy vey, police helicopters out and overhead.

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:08 AM (TvO05)

626 And I mean directly overhead!

oh well. Fading away.

We live close to a hospital and are in their flight line.

Had one go over so low the window pane shook.

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:11 AM (TvO05)

627 You got any LRB stuff with Farnham on vox?

Don't know.

Tapes are still at the old, new house.

Could look it up on the handy dandy inter tube...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:12 AM (TvO05)

628 626
And I mean directly overhead!



oh well. Fading away.



We live close to a hospital and are in their flight line.



Had one go over so low the window pane shook.

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:11 AM (TvO05)

====all day and night?

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 03:14 AM (PlzOe)

629 The Dubliners' "7 Drunken Nights":

http://youtu.be/5CWIIoSf4nw

Posted by: Baby, it's cold outside at March 03, 2013 03:16 AM (I88Jc)

630 The hospital helipad is never continuous, fortunately.

But they are emergency specialists, especially for spine and brain trauma.

Helicopters can come in at any time ...

The one that rattled the window came in at about 8:30 am one morning.

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:16 AM (TvO05)

631 Last year, Labor Day Weekend, I'd swear about 10 or more came in every day ... but I didn't actually tally ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:17 AM (TvO05)

632 Could look it up on the handy dandy inter tube...

I'm thinking maybe.

79ish - 83ish...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:20 AM (TvO05)

633 Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
Wishing people of Good Will,
A very good night.

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:21 AM (TvO05)

634 Lilies are white,
Roses are red,
Time for me,
to go to bed ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 03, 2013 03:21 AM (TvO05)

635 night, Adriane.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 03:22 AM (PlzOe)

636 'night A.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 03:23 AM (yBF/9)

637 Gamma - "Razor King":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UHRj00WujU

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2013 03:23 AM (xKC/c)

638 Today was supposed to be sunny (so was yesterday, and the day before) but was overcast (as was yesterday, and the day before). At night, though, it's been clear as a bell. The temps, as expected, are rather chilly but next weekend is supposed to be in the 60s if you believe the weatherman...which I don't. Bastards can't get tomorrows weather right but they want you to buy into the whole global warming cooling climate change bullshit that will happen decades down the road...yeah right.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 03:23 AM (yh0zB)

639 gaming thread done though sadly shot down on titling it "Tits are life. Ass is hometown"

Posted by: The Dude at March 03, 2013 03:26 AM (vJdyz)

640 PSA for Subaru owners with the 2.5 l SOHC motor...when removing or installing the timing belt put the motor at 90 degrees ATDC. Trust me, it's a lot easier, and besides that's where the marks will line up. Trust the marks!


Eldest son didn't and wasted a whole day trying to get the timing belt on. I had it on in 5 minutes. Age and treachery will always trump youth and skill.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 03:26 AM (yh0zB)

641 Age and treachery will always trump youth and skill.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2013 03:26 AM (yh0zB)

==
my skills are very faded. Haven't really worked on autos since 1980. So now I would be age and uselessness trumping youth and disinterest. Youth with any real interest would make me look very foolish by comparison.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 03:31 AM (PlzOe)

642 Simon and Garfunkel's "The Boxer":

http://youtu.be/HdP3nZMZQbs

Posted by: Baby, it's cold outside at March 03, 2013 03:46 AM (I88Jc)

643 Satan and Garfunkel: http://scoamf.us/75

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2013 03:51 AM (xKC/c)

644 Another one from Satan and Garfunkel: http://scoamf.us/76

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2013 03:53 AM (xKC/c)

645 And an actual Satan and Garfunkel song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5cXgBHOV_M

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2013 03:54 AM (xKC/c)

646
Greetin's and salutin's, all you short-bus people.

I just got in from a gig. All went well, we were cooking and about three songs into our last set, the power goes out.

Not just for the club, for the entire island (this is in FL). I had to drive for fifteen minutes to find a traffic light that worked. It's now almost four hours later, and not one word about it on the local news. And this is one of the coldest nights of the year down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:01 AM (+z4pE)

647 Montrose - "Rock Candy": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeuAnMNDhA

RIP, Ronnie.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2013 04:06 AM (xKC/c)

648
Heh, I outlasted an ONT. On a Saturday night, (well really a Sunday morning).

My life is complete.

One final thingy: that Top Secret Drum Corpse is really good, but can they play a blues shuffle?

Probably.

How about the drum solo in Inna Gadda Da Vida?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:09 AM (+z4pE)

649 646

Greetin's and salutin's, all you short-bus people.

I just got in from a gig. All went well, we were cooking and about three songs into our last set, the power goes out.

Not
just for the club, for the entire island (this is in FL). I had to
drive for fifteen minutes to find a traffic light that worked. It's now
almost four hours later, and not one word about it on the local news.
And this is one of the coldest nights of the year down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:01 AM (+z4pE)

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whatcha playin' ??

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:09 AM (PlzOe)

650
RIP, Ronnie.


Saw them in Guntersville Al, in the late '70's. Sammy Hagar was limping around the stage in a walking cast.

They kicked ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:11 AM (+z4pE)

651
whatcha playin' ??

Bass in a blues band, mostly from the '20's to the '60's. Lead guitarist is a big ol' biker looking dude who plays a mean slide.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:13 AM (+z4pE)

652 Garfunkel and Oates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8

Posted by: epobirs at March 03, 2013 04:18 AM (kcfmt)

653 651

whatcha playin' ??

Bass in a blues band, mostly from the '20's to the '60's. Lead guitarist is a big ol' biker looking dude who plays a mean slide.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:13 AM (+z4pE)

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fender or standup?
I play a 4-string Fender Zone and a 5-string Carvin. I like old blues. Can your singer deliver the goods?

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:21 AM (PlzOe)

654
Big Rick, the guitar player tonight.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfdAWVo1Kg

The bass player in this vid I've played with since he was in HS, he's really a guitar player, and a fucking monster. He, the drummer and I had a band together for about 5 years.

Drummer had a stroke about two years ago, not sure if or when he'll ever play again, he was the best shuffle drummer I've ever had the pleasure of hearing or playing with. He played with Lucky Peterson for a while. I played with the bass/guitar player Friday night at BB King's club down here.

Damned good friends, all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:28 AM (+z4pE)

655
fender or standup?
I play a 4-string Fender Zone and a 5-string Carvin. I like old blues. Can your singer deliver the goods?


I play a Fender Jazz Plus V. She's been my baby for nearly 20 years. They only made them for about three years, Lace Sensor (active)pickups with bass boost and an Off position to save the battery, rosewood neck, tobacco sunburst body. If that bass could talk, I'd be in jail today.

I've also got a Fender P-bass made in China (9600 yuan I pay for that), a Yamaha double-scale fretless 4-string, a Peavy neck-through, and an Ashbory fretless (the little one that uses rubber strings, sound like an upright).

What kind of music do you play, jc?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:36 AM (+z4pE)

656 congrats on the gig.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 04:36 AM (yBF/9)

657 Damned good friends, all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:28 AM (+z4pE)

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looks like you are having a great time. so, after you play, can you sleep? I end up sitting up like 3-4 hours after I get home, cuz I am too keyed up to sleep. Exhausted, but can't sleep. Sux.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:38 AM (PlzOe)

658 Jazz bass. nice.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 04:38 AM (yBF/9)

659 Drummer had a stroke about two years ago, not sure if or when he'll ever play again

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tell him about zen drums. got a friend in a wheelchair cuz of a bike wreck that is transitioning to a zen drum. I get the feeling the maker will work with anybody to help them get a kit that matches their disability.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:42 AM (PlzOe)

660 What kind of music do you play, jc?




Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:36 AM (+z4pE)

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jazz, blues, classic rock. Been dinking around with a new band for a few weeks. A little weird so far. Couple of them like 60's protest songs. They were stupid then and they are dumb now, not to mention completely friggin' inappropriate. Oh well, I'm playing. Beats sitting at home.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:45 AM (PlzOe)

661
Thanks, otho. Pickings have been slim down here, everybody is having trouble getting gigs.

looks like you are having a great time. so, after you play, can you sleep? I end up sitting up like 3-4 hours after I get home, cuz I am too keyed up to sleep. Exhausted, but can't sleep. Sux

Well, I'm not exhausted, but the adrenaline is still flowing, so I'm having a beer and a shot of American Honey (I don't drink much at gigs any more)and typing to the imaginary people who live in my computer.

I'm pushing the big 6-0 and can still do it, but this equipment gets heavier every year. I'd like for Santa to bring me a Roland Cube bass amp. 120 watts, 43 lbs. Around $600. One 12" and a tweeter, with lots of buttons and knobs for shaping the sound.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:47 AM (+z4pE)

662 zen drum info

www.zendrum.com



http://preview.tinyurl.com/aeaxmk

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:48 AM (PlzOe)

663 Live venues are shrinking everywhere, it seems. 120 watts? That enough for your bass?

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 04:49 AM (yBF/9)

664 I'm pushing the big 6-0 and can still do it, but
this equipment gets heavier every year. I'd like for Santa to bring me a
Roland Cube bass amp. 120 watts, 43 lbs. Around $600. One 12" and a
tweeter, with lots of buttons and knobs for shaping the sound.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:47 AM (+z4pE)

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I went with GK microbass. 1-12" in about a 26 lb. unit. Spendy, but worth it. No tweeter, but good sound. I can put it in a bag, put the bag over my shoulder, pick up my footpedal with that hand, put my bass over my other shoulder and have a hand free for the door, keys, etc. Literally I'm a 1-trip bass player. Plenty for a small room. Good direct out if there is house sound. In bigger places I use 2. I got 2 off of Ebay for good prices so I actually have 3 of them. I have played outside using 3 and it worked pretty darned good. I was surprised.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 04:54 AM (PlzOe)

665
I'll pass that zen drum on. He's aphasic and has a bit of difficulty speaking and typing at his Facebook page.

The tales I could tell just about him back in the day...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:55 AM (+z4pE)

666 I am evil homer! I am evil homer... I am evil homer!

Posted by: evil homer at March 03, 2013 04:55 AM (yBF/9)

667 Woo Hoo!

Posted by: evil homer at March 03, 2013 04:56 AM (yBF/9)

668 "$20 can buy many peanuts."

"Explain how."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Woohoo!"

Posted by: epobirs at March 03, 2013 04:59 AM (kcfmt)

669 665

I'll pass that zen drum on. He's aphasic and has a bit of difficulty speaking and typing at his Facebook page.

The tales I could tell just about him back in the day...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 04:55 AM (+z4pE)

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bet he could tell them about you, too. best to keep some things under wraps.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 05:00 AM (PlzOe)

670 I am so smart! I am so smart! S. M. R. T. I am so smart!

Posted by: evil homer at March 03, 2013 05:00 AM (yBF/9)

671 come to think of it, if he is aphasic, he probably IS telling stories about you, but no one knows what he said unless they know him pretty well and, hell, that means the heard the story before anyway.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 05:03 AM (PlzOe)

672
Live venues are shrinking everywhere, it seems. 120 watts? That enough for your bass?

The unit I have now is an ancient (nearly 20 years old) Fender Combo bass cabinet with a single 15" speaker. It's 300 watts into 4 ohms, which requires another cabinet (which I've done, awesome sound), by itself, it's 150 W. Suits the blues sound well, and I don't pop or slap like Victor Wooten. You'll only get one sound from a Fender bass, but it's the right one.

I've had the cops called on me several times for the volume.

Modern solid-state bass amps work really well. They're rugged and sound well for live venues. If I were to record, I have another cabinet with one 12", one 8" and a tweeter, which pretty much captures everything the producer/engineer needs. The best I've heard so far is the Ampeg tube bass amp and cabinet setup. That's another letter to Santa...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:05 AM (+z4pE)

673
come to think of it, if he is aphasic, he probably IS telling stories about you, but no one knows what he said unless they know him pretty well and, hell, that means the heard the story before anyway.

Heh, given our shared history, I'm suprised we have any brain cells left.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:08 AM (+z4pE)

674 Heh, given our shared history, I'm suprised we have any brain cells left.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:08 AM (+z4pE)

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So, based on where you appear to be located, you must have seen some great bands in their very early days.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 05:14 AM (PlzOe)

675 Oh yeah, the old Ampeg things weren't bad at all. Fender combo is a good amp. If you're not playing with captain volumes, then the 150w might do it. 300w with a 15" plus another box I wouldn't mind having myself. Used to have an old Fender bassman (I think it was), 120w? Nice sound, but not enough. Had to give it up after melting it a couple of times. Went up to 500w with another amp and used that for live + studio. Went well with the old Jazz. Interesting that you rate the solid states over the valves. Will have to consider it. The 500w was SS, but it was a very fancy one. Have always reckoned that going big with Bass, and driving it as low as possible is the best for Bass. Opposite of guitar- small amp, driven hard.

Posted by: evil homer at March 03, 2013 05:15 AM (yBF/9)

676 off socko

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 05:16 AM (yBF/9)

677 Opposite of guitar- small amp, driven hard.



Posted by: evil homer at March 03, 2013 05:15 AM (yBF/9)

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I have an old Acoustic 301 w/ a 320 head. But, who wants to lug the sucker around? I don't know why I still keep it. Museum piece I guess.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 05:26 AM (PlzOe)

678 I have an old Acoustic 301 w/ a 320 head. But, who wants to lug the sucker around? I don't know why I still keep it. Museum piece I guess.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 05:26 AM

Bet it sounds nice though. Yeah the lugging thing is a pain in the arse. Get your roadies to do it, man! That's why god made them. And drummers. To lug the bassplayer's shit.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 05:30 AM (yBF/9)

679
So, based on where you appear to be located, you must have seen some great bands in their very early days.

Well, I grew up in Alabama, which was not exactly a hotbed of talent. Birmingham is gaining a reputation for music, the country group Alabama came from Ft. Payne, Wet Willie and Jimmy Buffet are from Mobile (as am I). I have a shoebox full of old ticket stubs from shows such as the Stories (Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-I), the Dixie Dregs, Emerson, Lake and Palmer and Yes (go figure), Captain Hook and His Traveling Medicine Show, and most of the Southern rock groups before they broke out. Little Feat, Charlie Daniels, Marshall Tucker, Grinderswitch and Lynyrd Skynyrd all cruised through there at various times. I roadied for Bob Seger and met Harry Chapin and his band as a student at Jacksonville State.

Florida gets its share of big name acts, too, and I've opened for a couple of them. Like Leon Russel, Humble Pie and Tinsley Ellis. I backed up Jimmie Vaughn once at a meet-and-greet at a local music store, which was way cool, and sat in with Lucky Peterson, thanks to my old drummer.

I wouldn't call it a career, but I've had a lot of fun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:33 AM (+z4pE)

680
Have always reckoned that going big with Bass, and driving it as low as possible is the best for Bass. Opposite of guitar- small amp, driven hard.

I recommend tubes for the studio and SS for the road. IMO, you can't have too much power for the bass.

Bet it sounds nice though. Yeah the lugging thing is a pain in the arse. Get your roadies to do it, man! That's why god made them. And drummers. To lug the bassplayer's shit.

The roadies? They're with the groupies.

Somewhere...I haven't seen either of them lately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:39 AM (+z4pE)

681
OK, music lovers, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:41 AM (+z4pE)

682 I wouldn't call it a career, but I've had a lot of fun.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 03, 2013 05:33 AM (+z4pE)

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see, that's just what I was talking about. Sometimes when you are too close to something you can't appreciate how special it is.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 05:42 AM (PlzOe)

683 What would be recommended for an amp these days that gives best bang for the bucks? Something with enough oomph to run something like a jazz, but isn't as pricey as an old valve thing like a fender?

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 05:43 AM (yBF/9)

684 oh, ok BB. Ta for the info. Later...

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 05:47 AM (yBF/9)

685 Cats actually love to fetch. They're not so good at bringing it back though. It's still funny seeing them carry a toy around. Oh, and they love to play hide and seek.

Posted by: MrX at March 03, 2013 06:00 AM (PxmNZ)

686 683
What would be recommended for an amp these days that gives best bang for
the bucks? Something with enough oomph to run something like a jazz,
but isn't as pricey as an old valve thing like a fender?

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 05:43 AM (yBF/9)

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do you ever try Talkbass forum? lots of good advice from around the world.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 06:12 AM (PlzOe)

687 I overslept my alarm clock. The ISS has already captured Dragon, an hour ahead of schedule.

That's great news, after the problem on Friday.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2013 06:16 AM (sdi6R)

688 Gee whiz! Why does google fuck with me so much? Oyeah, that. Who's marching into battle behind a Sist these days?

That's a very lovely cartesian graph.

It reminds me in a way of a reimann sum (does the capital sigma ring a bell?).

But without limits there's not really any math.

I like to think that last line on the x-axis is the modulus of rupture


Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 03, 2013 06:58 AM (N6l97)

689 do you ever try Talkbass forum? lots of good advice from around the world.

Posted by: jc at March 03, 2013 06:12 AM

Didn't know there was one. Ok, ta.

Posted by: otho at March 03, 2013 07:05 AM (yBF/9)

690 I'm watching the ISS astronauts maneuver Dragon for berthing.

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/media_flash.html

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2013 07:06 AM (sdi6R)

691 You know?

Cartesian graphs don't mean anything at all if you don't give your audience any idea about what the slope represents.

A lot of people can deduce a lot from a simple cartesian graph like this, but when it comes to winning Obama voters? They probably need to spend a few years in a labor camp, and 75% of them still won't get it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 03, 2013 07:09 AM (N6l97)

692 691 Ray Sist,


Tell them it's cool points.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 03, 2013 07:11 AM (LRFds)

693 Tell them it's cool points.

Awesome. Half of the hopeless Obama voters (the evil ones) could now convince the other half (the stupid ones) that not being stupid and/or evil is "cool."

I think that's brilliant!

Seriously You Guys!

Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 03, 2013 07:30 AM (N6l97)

694
Chart isa lie.

I don't know where this chart is coming from but it has to be wrong. The sequester is a reduction in the pre-planned increase. There is no cut. In FY2013 the federal government will spend more than it did FY2012, sequestration or no sequestration.

Why is this concept so hard for conservatives to understand. Stop calling it a cut, there is no damn cut.

Posted by: Andrew at March 03, 2013 09:16 AM (HS3dy)

695 Wow!

It's kinda SquintyVision (TM) but if I'm reading that right, when Bush took office, federal spending was about 2.45 trillion and when Bush left eight years later, it was at 3.8, an increase of a whopping 64%!

At that rate, if Bush was still running the show, spending would be at 5.1 trillion. But under Obama ...lessee, it's only at like ...what, 3.7 trillion?

Quite a cut! That makes Obama ...oh, I don't know, you might call him a fiscal conservative? Which would make the conservatives ...uh ...oh, hell, now I'm just confused...

Posted by: Jerkface at March 03, 2013 11:45 AM (Vt4pm)






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