CNN Economist Ali Veshi: I Sure Hope The Republicans' Sequester Doesn't Spoil This Blistering-Hot Economic Boom We're Enjoying

Snarf.

Don't tell me if I spelled his name wrong. I don't care. I bother to learn the spelling of names that matter, not this fat little hump. Looks like a lima bean that eats too many carbs.

Of course, Obama had told him to push exactly this line just hours before.

Obama spoke at 11:30am, Dr. Testicle spoke at around 2 pm. They've gotten it down to a bloody science.

Posted by: Ace at 07:19 PM



Comments

1
Ha. As if the trillions of extra spending made the economy go gangbusters and this pittance in sequester (half to the military) is gonna slow it down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2013 07:22 PM (p/cQy)

2 Democrats are literally insane.

Posted by: Chris M at March 01, 2013 07:23 PM (b3vSq)

3 I dont even know who doctor testicle is and i think its funny

Posted by: DM at March 01, 2013 07:23 PM (LaKlJ)

4 With all the money this administration blows through, I sure hope Orwell's family is being duly compensated for his work.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (hpYnL)

5 I have more respect for a shoeshine boy than Ari.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (0KgIG)

6 Looks like a lima bean that eats too many carbs.


That is possibly the cutest insult I've ever read.

I'm so stealing that for personal use.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (CA2NO)

7 I think he is pleased to be at CNN.


No more pizza delivery for Ali!

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2013 07:25 PM (z9HTb)

8 Note to self........I think I just shit myself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 01, 2013 07:25 PM (w+Dvf)

9 Can he/she/it be sued for journalistic malfeasance?

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 07:25 PM (TvO05)

10 What a c*nt! Amiright ace......

Posted by: Al Roker at March 01, 2013 07:25 PM (jucos)

11
Wasn't fourth quarter GDP growth at .1%?

Posted by: YIKES! at March 01, 2013 07:25 PM (mETGQ)

12

brb, sequesterin

Posted by: lolobama at March 01, 2013 07:26 PM (Fely/)

13 Wasn't fourth quarter GDP growth at .1%?


Fasten your seat belts.

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (z9HTb)

14 "Wasn't fourth quarter GDP growth at .1%?
Posted by: YIKES! "

I'm pretty sure that pointing that out is racist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (9H+iJ)

15 Oh hey speaking of science, I would humbly request more Let's Do Science! threads.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (Gk3SS)

16 I have more respect for a shoeshine boy than Ari.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (0KgIG)


Hey now, that shoeshine boy never gets low down, he's got the dirtiest job in town, bendin' low at the peoples' feet, on the windy corner of the dirty street. Gotta respect that.

Posted by: J. $ at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (hpYnL)

17

brb, pilin on Woodward

Posted by: lolonion at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (KwX0v)

18 "Wasn't fourth quarter GDP growth at .1%?
Posted by: YIKES! "

Also, Islamaphobic or Hindiphobic, or whatever the Hell Ali Whatsisname is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:28 PM (9H+iJ)

19 Just saw gas for $4.03 a gallon near my house. I have no money for anything except effing food and gas now. Yeah, it is real gangbusters out there. Eff them all.

Posted by: Jmel at March 01, 2013 07:28 PM (9tSXa)

20 It's just flabbergasting. They don't want a booming economy. They're content to have a bad economy they can blame on the Republicans, just so long as they are protected from any of the downsides.

In which case we really have a rogue government.

Posted by: Kensington at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (/AHDz)

21 This economy was in danger of overheating until I put my policies in place. Now it's a steady line like on a heart monitor that tracks your breathing.

Posted by: Presnit Obama at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (dSE0q)

22 Looks like a lima bean that eats too many carbs.

Now why you gotta go hatin' on the limas. IMO, they are the tastiest of the legumes.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (6TB1Z)

23 U6 unemployment rate 14.5%. Hey Ari please wash my car, and don't forget the tire detail.

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (0KgIG)

24 Puffy Faced potential Senate candidate takes questions;

http://tinyurl.com/aw8vrsj

Ashley Judd Stumbles Through First Public Event as Potential Senate Candidate

“My thought is that you found your pig,” Judd responded. “You should stick with your pig. What I mean by ‘pig’ is we all have to find the thing that makes us mad and the thing that gives us the fire in the belly and the passion and the stamina to stick with it. The ‘pig thing’ comes another good Eastern Kentuckian, my godmother. It was heavy-handed in my face.”

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:30 PM (mCvL4)

25 This sequester is just smoke and mirrors. Obammbycare is what is going to kill the economy, this country and the health care system, not to mention everyone living here.

Posted by: Ronster at March 01, 2013 07:30 PM (dBayF)

26 Apropos of getting into CAC's stash, a 7-11 just opened up directly next to the Taco Bell. A Jimmy John's is opening up right on the other side of the Taco Bell.


I've dubbed this area Stoner's Heaven.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 07:30 PM (Gk3SS)

27 This is nothing printing more dough can't fix .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 07:31 PM (TQOZk)

28 This time it's different. The bull market will continue forever. Interest rates will stay low. It's a new endless stimulus economy. Not like 2000 or 2008, not at all.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 07:31 PM (9HhTH)

29 My God these people suck so much Obama cock i am shocked SHOCKED that they have time to breathe.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (+OTLF)

30 The name is spelled "Bert Mantis."

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (I2LwF)

31 "10 What a c*nt! Amiright ace......
Posted by: Al Roker"

Hey! Calling a member of a minority that name is crossing the line.
A 9 year old girl, on the other hand, A okay.

Posted by: The onion at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (9H+iJ)

32 Libtards all point to the stock market that is reaching historically historic highs in the history of the market. The only thing is that they are too fucking stupid to see that it is all smoke and mirrors. If the fed and uncle sugar weren't printing money to prime the market it would be down around 5000 right now. When this deal comes undone it is going to be ugly.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (jucos)

33

Damm it!
This the fourth door I had to replace this week.

Posted by: Joe ""Knock, Knock who's there?" Biden at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (mETGQ)

34 Veshi has an undergraduate degree in religious studies. How the hell is he an economist?

Have you noticed that pretty much every single "economics" writer on the Left has exactly zero experience studying economics, business, finance, or math?

Our side needs to more consistently point that out.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (Uvnw+)

35 Haha!!!


Now Obama is gonna try to push the market further down. He'll run in 2014, hoping a shitty economy will get him seats.

That...that doesn't sound so smart any more.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 01, 2013 07:34 PM (q177U)

36 My God these people suck so much Obama cock i am shocked SHOCKED that they have time to breathe.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (+OTLF)



This is when that ear breathing thing comes in handy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (Gk3SS)

37 And it will work. God, how depressing.

Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (wsGWu)

38 @20

His primary mission is to fundamentally transform America, which is to say destroy America.

Concomitant to that is also to destroy the republican party, its just a lucky coincidence that the GOP is intent on destroying itself as well.

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (zOP5o)

39 Veshi has an undergraduate degree in religious studies. How the hell is he an economist?
Have
you noticed that pretty much every single "economics" writer on the
Left has exactly zero experience studying economics, business, finance,
or math?
Our side needs to more consistently point that out.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (Uvnw+)



Well to be fair, there are a few notable exceptions.

Posted by: Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (hpYnL)

40 Now Obama is gonna try to push the market further down. He'll run in 2014, hoping a shitty economy will get him seats.

Further down ??? the deuce ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (TQOZk)

41 Boom seems to be over at the gun shops. At least until they get some more stock in.

Posted by: Rule #2 at March 01, 2013 07:36 PM (CypDC)

42 ' “My thought is that you found your pig,” Judd responded. “You should stick with your pig. '

Um, given the shape of Judd's puffy face lately, she might want to steer clear of pig references.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:36 PM (9H+iJ)

43 A country that believes shit like this deserves to burn. If 'MOAR GOVERNMENTZ' is the only acceptable mode of thought for the US public, this experiment is fucking over.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2013 07:37 PM (Ipj15)

44 GDP equals consumer spending plus investment plus government spending plus (imports - exports).

GDP = C + I + G + (Im - Ex)

Anybody see an issue with the equation there? One that might artificially fluff up the GDP numbers in a situation such as ours?

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:37 PM (I2LwF)

45 Sequester cuts are an amount lower than what TFG has blown on corporate welfare for solar energy companies

If Washington and the Mean Girls Media wail over less than 100 billion in cuts in increases, then no effective cuts can ever be made.

They're going to kick the can down the road until they run out of road

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:38 PM (mCvL4)

46 Our side needs to more consistently point that out.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (Uvnw+)

You're assuming "our side" is on our side.

That's a statement of facts not in evidence. Motion to strike.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 01, 2013 07:38 PM (qyv02)

47 Veshi has an undergraduate degree in religious studies. How the hell is he an economist?

Based on this, apparently he isn't.

Posted by: dogfish at March 01, 2013 07:39 PM (N2yhW)

48 Wow. Just imagine how bad the numbers are if they are foreshadowing this hard.

I don't think I like that jumped up goat herder either.

Posted by: Invictus at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (OQpzc)

49 So I'm gonna assume that from here on out, Skeeter and his pet squatch are gonna park Air Force one and just start doing Red Box evenings with Papa John's Pizza...right?
First time that f*cking plane moves, or I hear about Mooch taking anything other than a staycation, they can go F*ck a duck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (S3fdp)

50 "Obammbycare is what is going to kill the economy, this country and the health care system, not to mention everyone living here."

It's already killing my pension. Insurance premiums skyrocketed, blah, blah, blah.
This is resulting in my getting just plain nasty to anyone who smells of liberalism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (9H+iJ)

51 Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:38 PM (mCvL4)



Good point,maybe we should measure "cuts" in units of Solyndras!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (Cnqmv)

52 GDP = C + I + G + (Im - Ex)

Letter math was banned from this site when html stuff got nuked .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (TQOZk)

53 We are "borrowing" .40 cents of every dollar we spend, and by borrowing I mean Printing. We are so fucked.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (jucos)

54 My mental illness is all in my past. Honestly.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 01, 2013 07:41 PM (kKzNI)

55 We need to re-make the GOP into a party that will send people to Washington that will tell the press, the unions, the bureaucracies to FOAD, and do the thing that will lead to prosperity.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:41 PM (I2LwF)

56 "CNN economist" defines me.

Posted by: Oxymoronic at March 01, 2013 07:41 PM (pmsMR)

57

If the economy is in such a 'blistering-hot' boom...then we can cut off all those EBT cards, right?

Because in an economic boom, people have jobs.
ThatUnemployment Rate is going down by the day, right?

Posted by: wheatie at March 01, 2013 07:42 PM (QPnFm)

58 And the American people accept this.

The progressive lord high almighty. Surrounded by his choirs of reporters. Singing social, social, social justice, Republicans are evil, Obama is good.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 01, 2013 07:42 PM (0q2P7)

59 RIP AB.
I just re-watched the speech at CPAC 2012.
Thanks for pointing out "Dada-ism" and giving me a "dog whistle".
You were a 'Pirate'-"Warrior" - fighting bias with a beard!

I wish you were here to fight the never-ending-stream-of-bullshit.
You are sorely missed, but will not be forgotten!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 07:42 PM (mkb9H)

60 'Damm it!
This the fourth door I had to replace this week.
Posted by: Joe ""Knock, Knock who's there?" Biden'

Hey, Biden you dumbass, join the NRA and take a gun safety class.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:42 PM (9H+iJ)

61

It's blatant propaganda and rump-swabbin like this that makes us need a Republican Rapid Response Team so badly.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 01, 2013 07:43 PM (Y4TdB)

62 CNN? LOL

Posted by: Attila at March 01, 2013 07:43 PM (Cs2tJ)

63 I like the jib of this Veshi fellow's jab.

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Ph.D. at March 01, 2013 07:43 PM (pmsMR)

64 13Wasn't fourth quarter GDP growth at .1%?

Fasten your seat belts.Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (z9HTb)--------------------Yeah but it was 'unexpected' so that makes it Bushes fault.

Posted by: Guido at March 01, 2013 07:43 PM (A0wk8)

65 President's budget coming in late March- http://bit.ly/13uhN67

"By law, the budget was due Feb. 4, and releasing it March 25 would make it seven weeks late.

Normally, the president’s request is the beginning of the annual budget process and Congress relies on its detailed spending information to come up with its own budget resolution.

This time the order will be reversed.

House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) plans to put out his own budget — one that balances in 10 years — before the new Obama plan arrives.

That budget is also slated to get a House vote before the House embarks on a two-week Easter recess March 22."

Posted by: 80sBaby at March 01, 2013 07:43 PM (YjDyJ)

66 We hate all y'all Motherf*ckers!

Posted by: Children Not Yet Born at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (jucos)

67 mean Printing. We are so fucked.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 07:40 PM (jucos)

They can keep this going as long as people are willing to trade us oil for paper.

Posted by: Invictus at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (OQpzc)

68 Point and laugh. It is the only strategy. Belittle this shit in front of others in a good natured way like even your 9 year has more sense. It is the only way to clue in the low information toolbag that won't turn them off.

Posted by: dogfish at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (N2yhW)

69 “My thoughtis that youfound your pig,” Judd responded. “You shouldstick with your pig. What I mean by ‘pig’ is we all have to find the thing that makes us mad and the thing that gives us the fire in the belly and the passion and the stamina to stick with it. The ‘pig thing’ comes another good Eastern Kentuckian, my godmother. It was heavy-handedin my face.”

Well that explains the puffy face.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (HiKk0)

70
GDP equals consumer spending plus investment plus government spending plus (imports - exports).



GDP = C + I + G + (Im - Ex)



Anybody see an issue with the equation there? One that might artificially fluff up the GDP numbers in a situation such as ours?





Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:37 PM

Uh.
Consumer spending +
Investments +
Government spending

since all are measured in US Dollars?
what do I win?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (KLU9u)

71 Hey you guys

Ali Velshi looks like he's wearing a penis head costume

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (Yhu4q)

72 I must agree that under my Barack's exemplary leadership the economy and especially my long/short positions have performed quite admirably.

Posted by: George Soros at March 01, 2013 07:45 PM (pmsMR)

73 CNN? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (OQPSL)

74 Hey you guys

Ali Velshi looks like he's wearing a penis head costume
Posted by: Albie Damned at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (Yhu4q)
-----------------------------------------------
I think he looks like the boxer "Butterbean".

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (jucos)

75

A RRRT (Republican Rapid Response Team) would be so easy to do, too.

Whenever a Democrat says dumb shit or outright lies, we coordinate a swift and harsh response.

Twitter. Blog posts. Embarrassing photochops.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (GcwH1)

76 Hey, Biden you dumbass, join the NRA and take a gun safety class.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:42 PM (9H+iJ)


Jill or Joe Biden will never "need" to go out on the balcony to fire off warning shots? They have Secret Service protection.

But, with proper training a women can handle a 12 Gauge, an AR15, or even a 'broadsword' or 'cross-bow'. What matters is who is behind it and the intentions of use.

But this is funny...
http://tinyurl.com/clndyun

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (mkb9H)

77 72I must agree that under my Barack's exemplary leadership the economy and especially my long/short positions have performed quite admirably. Posted by: George Soros at March 01, 2013 07:45 PM (pmsMR)--------------And Blowbama takes advice from him so well.....

Posted by: Guido at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (A0wk8)

78 I would love to know exactly what the folks in the MFM's genius plan is once this economy crashes and burns.

Seriously, do you idiots in the media think life for you is going to just go on as normal? Are you really that stupid? Do you honestly think your upscale little apartments with your security doors or your gated "communities" are going to do you any good when gas hits 10 bucks a gallon and food prices go through the roof? Exactly what is the plan for Georgetown and Dupont Circle when the EBT cards all read $0.00?


Posted by: B at March 01, 2013 07:47 PM (6iEQd)

79 O/T, but I saw that Bonnie Franklin died

She had nice nipples

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 01, 2013 07:47 PM (Yhu4q)

80 Personal life

Born in Nairobi, Kenya and raised in Toronto, Ontario, he is the son of Murad Velshi, the first Canadian of Indian origin elected to the Legislative Assembly of Ontario and his wife Mila, who grew up in South Africa. He is an Ismaili Muslim of Indian descent[1] and earned a degree in religious studies[2] from Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario in 1994.

_______________

Posted by: Snoop Hagel at March 01, 2013 07:47 PM (r2PLg)

81 55
We need to re-make the GOP into a party that will send people to
Washington that will tell the press, the unions, the bureaucracies to
FOAD, and do the thing that will lead to prosperity.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:41 PM (I2LwF)

We just need to have the freaking GOP be on the same page. We have 500 different messages all with divergent goals and objectives. Seriously, all elected republicans should speak with the same voice. The American people are too stupid to hear anything else and they will just listen to the media explain what the GOP wants to do. Our guys need to go on to the media channels and badmouth democrats every chance they get and NOT do what they typically do and take the RINO way out and bash fellow republicans.
As to the sequester, our economy is going to go back into recession regardless of what that retard Obama and his flying monkeys say or do because that is what happens in a depression, which is what we are in. If anything, this event will spoil the democrats' talking points in the future when they say the sky is falling. Cuz it didn't today.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 07:48 PM (M1gmo)

82 As Brian Dennehy said in "Falling Down" :

Money never sleeps, so welcome to the party, pal


Posted by: Barry the Hut at March 01, 2013 07:48 PM (mCvL4)

83 Anyone else think our .1% 'growth' is as accurate as our 'no inflation' which excludes food and gas from the basket of goods? That, to me, is the biggest scandal nobody is talking about: debauching the currency and lying about it.

Once finished, only people with government checks will have any actual money.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 07:48 PM (uf1vM)

84 79 Why do you think Schneider was always up in their apartment?(plus the hot daughter)

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2013 07:48 PM (9XBK2)

85 If I spend another trillion taxpayer dollars I think we'll really get in the groove. By the way, what exactly is this "inflation" about which I occasionally read in various journals?

Posted by: Dr. Ben ("Leverage") Bernanke at March 01, 2013 07:49 PM (pmsMR)

86 Global Warming is what's really holding back the recovery juggernaut

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 07:49 PM (XvrTA)

87 The left is literally counting on borrowing one infinity of dollars.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:49 PM (I2LwF)

88 53 We are "borrowing" .40 cents of every dollar we spend, and by borrowing I mean Printing. We are so fucked.
======
Worse. We are borrowing 40 cents of every dollar, of which dollar, 70 cents is a transfer payment to someone who isn't working.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (VjL9S)

89 GDP equals consumer spending plus investment plus government spending plus (imports - exports).

Thank you, Truman.

Since the
excess spending by the State is printed money rather than taxes, we the
people won't feel a direct benefit if they spend less. No more money in our pockets to raise the "C" in your equation. Reaganomics, also practiced by Bush, requires actual tax reductions to stimulate growth, not spending cuts.

Scoamf can't cut spending without a 1:1 reduction in GDP.

Posted by: Rule #2 at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (CypDC)

90
83
Anyone else think our .1% 'growth' is as accurate as our 'no inflation'
which excludes food and gas from the basket of goods? That, to me, is
the biggest scandal nobody is talking about: debauching the currency and
lying about it.



Once finished, only people with government checks will have any actual money.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 07:48 PM (uf1vM)

Don't worry you will have free health insurance and obamaphones!

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (M1gmo)

91
eriously, do you idiots in the media think life for you is going to just go on as normal? Are you really that stupid? Do you honestly think your upscale little apartments with your security doors or your gated "communities" are going to do you any good when gas hits 10 bucks a gallon and food prices go through the roof? Exactly what is the plan for Georgetown and Dupont Circle when the EBT cards all read $0.00?
Posted by: B at March 01, 2013 07:47 PM (6iEQd)------------------------------
Costso raised it's "no signature" limit on chrging on an AMEX card from $100 to $200. Uhhhh. Food pricesgoing upmaybe?

Posted by: Guido at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (A0wk8)

92 Did we ever find out who TFG blamed for impregnating the wookie, twice?

Posted by: sTevo at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (EdSbX)

93 A RRRT (Republican Rapid Response Team) would be so easy to do, too.

Whenever a Democrat says dumb shit or outright lies, we coordinate a swift and harsh response.

Twitter. Blog posts. Embarrassing photoshops.

Posted by: soothsayer


I hope you don't think the GOP would spring for such an effort.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (Ipj15)

94 79
O/T, but I saw that Bonnie Franklin died

She had nice nipples


Posted by: Albie Damned at March 01, 2013 07:47 PM

As Bonnie Franklin said in the Federalist Papers; "a penny saved rolls under the refrigerator"

Posted by: Barry the Hut at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (mCvL4)

95 OT, but here's a slight glimmer of gold among all the cascade of political shit this nation is drowning in: The John Doe investigation of Scott Walker's office was officially closed today. They didn't find a goddamned thing and, believe me, it's not like they didn't look.

Most enjoyable: Moonbat Graeme Zielinski is vomiting blood on twitter: https://twitter.com/gjzielinski

Will the unionistas and emo kids gather in Madison to sing about the injustice? I doubt it - it's too damn cold outside.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (7FqJH)

96 Bonnie Franklin? for rlz?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (XvrTA)

97 Once finished, only people with government checks will have any actual money.
Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 07:48 PM (uf1vM)


Only people with food-stuffs, precious metals, drugs, alcohol, fuel, or ammo, will have actual "currency".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (mkb9H)

98 Posted by: soothsayer at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (GcwH1)


Sooth, this just seems so straightforward to bring off, I can't understand why the R management doesn't pursue it, although total incompetence does explain a lot!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (Cnqmv)

99 I am an economist and this fat fk is no economist, he's a Gluteus Maximus!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (ILTiC)

100 I like how the MFM was saying that consumer spending was up, and that that was a good sign. They went on to report that the spending is up because people are needing to spend more on energy. The Fookin' stupid should hurt. Like we are going to freeze in our houses this winter. Hey MFM! We have no choice BUT to spend more money. We are being squeezed. I think that we are rapidly reaching a tipping point, where even the LIv'ers are going to start asking WTF type questions.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 07:52 PM (jucos)

101 This Veshi fellow sounds like a conservative hack. Toure and Chris Matthews will be providing our review of Barack's stellar economic record.

Posted by: MSNBC at March 01, 2013 07:53 PM (pmsMR)

102 @44: THIS!

Posted by: By Popular Demand at March 01, 2013 07:53 PM (KqwSL)

103 Scientific Socialism.


Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 01, 2013 07:54 PM (Rcoex)

104 Will the unionistas and emo kids gather in Madison to sing about the injustice? I doubt it - it's too damn cold outside.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (7FqJH)


Power to teh peeplez is only possible above 20 degrees centigrade. For example, Siberia.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:54 PM (7xPCu)

105 Bloomberg today was crowing about the rise in consumer spending.

It's a neat trick when purchases of food and gas are counted in consumer spending reports and GDP calculations, but are not counted in the official Inflation indexes


Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (mCvL4)

106 Damn sequester. My home value had almost stopped sinking like Ted Kennedy's date.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)

107 somebody tell Ace that VH1 is showing "Dirty Dancing" at the top of the hour

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (8sCoq)

108 Capt. Backfire,
Your link illustrates the difference between an empty headed blowhard like Biden and the Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden.
In his interview, the Seal said that he taught his wife to prop the gun butt against the wall, to absorb the kick-back.

Biden talks out of his ass and the media lets him get away with it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (9H+iJ)

109 GDP equals consumer spending plus investment plus government spending plus (imports - exports).



GDP = C + I + G + (Im - Ex)



Anybody see an issue with the equation there? One that might artificially fluff up the GDP numbers in a situation such as ours?





Posted by: Truman North


I wish the sequester was actually big enough to give the Obama economy the ass raping it deserves.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (R18D0)

110 Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (mCvL4)


And people say that the dems don't understand math!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (Cnqmv)

111 ...They went on to report that the spending is up because people are needing to spend more on energy. ...We have no choice BUT to spend more money. We are being squeezed...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 07:52 PM (jucos)

This. Energy costs. I paid $3.57 today, for 87 Octane gasoline in SC, where it is supposedly "cheap". Never this much at the end of Feb./1st of March...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (mkb9H)

112 Sooth, this just seems so straightforward to
bring off, I can't understand why the R management doesn't pursue it,
although total incompetence does explain a lot!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 07:51 PM (Cnqmv)

I guess all the multimillion dollar investments in the consulting companies the republicans are fascinated with is paying off handsomely. They don't need no stinkin' response team!

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (M1gmo)

113 Now why you gotta go hatin' on the limas. IMO, they are the tastiest of the legumes.


Posted by: pep at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (6TB1Z)

Gotta watch out for their close relatives, the llimas, though. Stick a fork in them and they spit. Nasty little buggers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (673KB)

114 If we were to borrow one infinity dollars from china, we could afford to give every American one infinity dollars, and then pay off our debt with the leftover infinity dollars.

It's so simple, it sounds like Mike Bloomberg proposed it!

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (I2LwF)

115 Here's a guy who isn't sweating the sequester:


Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter

Joe Flacco and Ravens agreed to a six-year contract in excess of $120 million that makes him the highest paid player in NFL history.


not highest paid QB- highest paid PLAYER

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (8sCoq)

116 Uh, more taxes that Barry wants (on top of the other new taxes he already got) will slow the economy down a helluva lot more.

Posted by: zsasz at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (MMC8r)

117 >>>
somebody tell Ace that VH1 is showing "Dirty Dancing" at the top of the hour

???

Not sure why...?

Posted by: ace at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (LCRYB)

118 114 If we were to borrow one infinity dollars from china, we could afford to give every American one infinity dollars, and then pay off our debt with the leftover infinity dollars.

It's so simple, it sounds like Mike Bloomberg proposed it!
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (I2LwF)

Just think of how much the minimum wage would be! In fact, only the greedy, greedy Republicans would want to work!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (7xPCu)

119 Obama spoke at 11:30am, Dr. Testicle spoke at around 2 pm.


I thought you jus said he spoke at 11:30 am? He spoke twice?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2013 07:59 PM (Ipi+0)

120 ???

Not sure why...?
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (LCRYB)

It's a distraction!!! Don't fall for it!!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:59 PM (7xPCu)

121 Just wait until summer driving season. Gasoline will be north of $4.50 by Memorial day and flirt with $5 all summer. The only people NOT being hurt by this disastrous economy are the very people who are DOING this to us. Like I said, we are rapidly reaching a tipping point.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 08:00 PM (jucos)

122 "Despite Obama’s Claim, Capitol Hill Janitors and Security Guards Won’t Face Pay Cut"- http://bit.ly/ViOwra

Posted by: 80sBaby at March 01, 2013 08:00 PM (YjDyJ)

123 spelled his name wrong you guys!!11!!

Posted by: Harvard Retard at March 01, 2013 08:00 PM (A71EA)

124 Biden talks out of his ass and the media lets him get away with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (9H+iJ)

And Maxine Waters and Ellison, among others, can say any stupid f'ing thing and it's ignored. But Dan Quayle is "still' vilified over a minor "spelling" error, and that TV characters shouldn't glorify voluntary single-parenthood!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:00 PM (mkb9H)

125 Dude. You're holding the chart sideways.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2013 08:00 PM (R18D0)

126 MFM delenda est.

Because of the constant, unremitting, vicious lies in aid of political control of a society they hate, for the purpose of remaking it into something that can control or eliminate people who won't submit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 01, 2013 08:01 PM (bxiXv)

127 Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (mCvL4)

I and my fellow consultants came to do good for the Republican Party and we did quite well!

Posted by: Karl Rover at March 01, 2013 08:01 PM (Cnqmv)

128 >Just wait until summer driving season. Gasoline will be north of $4.50 by Memorial day and flirt with $5 all summer.


yeah, but that's getting to be a regular thing

get a motorcycle, you Miltons

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)

129 124 Biden talks out of his ass and the media lets him get away with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (9H+iJ)

Well, at least his breath doesn't smell any different.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (7xPCu)

130 Wouldn't "Ali Vichy" been more appropriate

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (0SXI6)

131 Ace.

You're forgetting 1 key thing.

These "problems" aren't accidents.

They're an intended course of action to provoke a permanent crisis to justify permanent power.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (VdNG6)

132 Mark Levin keeps playing clips of the JEF
saying he is not a dictator & then Nixon
saying he's not a crook!
It would be hysterical if TFG didn't act like he
is a dictator & the press keeps covering up
for him!

Posted by: CarolT at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (s0f54)

133 who is bonnie franklin?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (Sp40X)

134
Money= Infinity= 8 oz. sodas and 6" chili dogs
Duh!

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (A71EA)

135 BTW, Canada's not taking Velshi back either just like Frum.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (ORGYc)

136 The sad thing is that most Dem voters if told that the economy is booming, they will believe it. The don't feel the effects of a bad economy. The only thing that will make them take notice is they get less free stuff.

So, the sequester is happening, I guess?

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (0PiQ4)

137 I feel a little better today. A few ounces lighter in the butt.

Posted by: Federal Deficit at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (n8LUb)

138 They're an intended course of action to provoke a permanent crisis to justify permanent power.
Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (VdNG6)

'Hey, I'm dumber than a box of hair, and I fucked everything up...just gimme more authority and money, and I'll fix it up! Trust me!'

Democrat Credo

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (7xPCu)

139 capitalism's the problem. can i have a gov't sinecure now?

Posted by: derit at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (I88Jc)

140 Bonnie Franklin died today. Damn Sequestering Republicans. They don't care if single mothers die.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (BVkEs)

141 Wrestling starting on syfy

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (I2LwF)

142 @97

True. I mean government can create money to infinity as Bloomberg noted. Of course he apparently does not see the consequences which are all bad to the point of apocalyptic.

We are one bad treasury auction from real DOOM! Most of our recent debt is in three year notes bought by Fed. We wish the Chinese were buying our debt in reality.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (uf1vM)

143 Because Infinity!!!11!! you guys

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (A71EA)

144 107
somebody tell Ace that VH1 is showing "Dirty Dancing" at the top of the hour


Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM

No, because an NBC affiliate in Cedar Rapids Iowa is showing "Footloose" instead of the regular NBC Friday night schedule

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (mCvL4)

145 "Dirty Dancing"

Hey you guys, is that the movie where the girl says, "Nobody porks baby in the pooter" or something like that.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2013 08:05 PM (R18D0)

146 Hey You Guys! Anyone up for a butter and lard sandwich?

Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:05 PM (jucos)

147 133 who is bonnie franklin?

Ben's $100 squeeze

Posted by: Johnny Cash at March 01, 2013 08:05 PM (n8LUb)

148 My boss is a flaming Seattle lib 1%-er and has been saying the same shit that all her democrat retard friends in congress have been saying. She was expecting Armageddon today.

She was telling all her patients that she is so angry with republicans for not compromising and just raising taxes on the rich since they should pay a little more (the previous raising of such taxes apparently didn't happen). She also bitched about the sequester creating furlough days for poor federal workers and hurting wages, while not even 20 minutes earlier, she was telling the whole staff that she will be cutting one day from the schedule EVERY WEEK due to the sequester and the slow schedule (but mostly the sequester). God, liberals are evil, stupid, hypocritical pieces of shit.

She also thinks healthcare and insurance will be free next year as well when Obamacare kicks in.

Real piece of work.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 08:05 PM (M1gmo)

149

I think I may have found my pig.
It's name is Ali.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2013 08:06 PM (RX/yE)

150 >No, because an NBC affiliate in Cedar Rapids Iowa is showing "Footloose" instead of the regular NBC Friday night schedule


I'm going with "National Treasure" on TNT

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

151 They might succeed in talking it down.

Posted by: slatz at March 01, 2013 08:06 PM (fAVBA)

152 146 Hey You Guys! Anyone up for a butter and lard sandwich?
Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:05 PM (jucos)

I'll just stick with whatever congeals in the corners of my fridge, on a soggy saltine cracker.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:06 PM (7xPCu)

153 Mark Levin keeps playing clips of the JEF
saying he is not a dictator & then Nixon
saying he's not a crook!

Posted by: CarolT at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (s0f54)

Hi Carol- I was a "Ditto-head" for a long time, but I am about over Rush. Mark Levin and Mike Church are "my Constitutionalist's" and the timing is right for my AM & PM "drive-times" on my 45 min. commute!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:07 PM (mkb9H)

154 I got a kick out of reading a Rollcall piece about BO's lost leverage and 'silent caucus'. The brilliant hacks in the administration just KNEW that the GOP would fold before they allowed those terrible cuts to defense.
Further - BO is afraid of shutting down the govt and taking blame for that, so he will sign what he has to sign. I love it!

Posted by: carolina at March 01, 2013 08:07 PM (QVLHl)

155 Andycanuck, I blame you for Ali Veshi!

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 08:07 PM (0PiQ4)

156 Anybody see an issue with the equation there? One that might artificially fluff up the GDP numbers in a situation such as ours?
Posted by: Truman North


And the dishonest part of that equation is that G is derived from the productive economy, through both taxes and debt on future taxes.

It's not an independent source of growth despite what the scum-sucking Keynsians believe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2013 08:07 PM (Ipj15)

157 133
who is bonnie franklin?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM

She was the star of the 70's sitcom "One Day at a Time" about a divorced mother of two girls. One played by two-bagger Mackenzie Phillips and the other by the future Mrs Eddie Van Halen

Damn, hard to believe that Valerie is almost 53 now


Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:08 PM (mCvL4)

158 SO- did today prove that reducing spending doesn't bring on Armageddon, and we can reduce some more?

also, take Jones in Co's political quiz:


Today's political winner is

Today's political loser is

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

159 ok kbdabear thanx

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (Sp40X)

160 NWCon,

The worst part is it is nigh impossible to reason with such persons. They are similar to cultists, because their whole identity is wrapped up in being part of the "in" group of liberalism.

All of grade school, high school, college, graduate school, and the media reinforce it.

I've tried to explain some basic economic stuff to similar believers before and they immediately circle the wagons. "that's RACIST!" "more dumb BUSH stuff!". Etc.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (dNkDl)

161 Today's political winner is

Today's political loser is
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

Today's political winner is: Them

Today's political loser is: Us

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (7xPCu)

162 It's Professor testicle

Posted by: runninrebel at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (sL+oi)

163 I'm going with "National Treasure" on TNT


Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:06 PM

Not me, I'm going with Ancient Aliens and the Third Reich

Nazi Aliens. What could go wrong

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:11 PM (mCvL4)

164 136
The sad thing is that most Dem voters if told that the economy is
booming, they will believe it. The don't feel the effects of a bad
economy. The only thing that will make them take notice is they get
less free stuff.



So, the sequester is happening, I guess?

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (0PiQ4)

Oh some feel it, but they just blame the evil corporation de joure: oil companies, banks, insurance companies, big pharma, corporations in general, microsoft, etc. Of course they may acknowledge it now that the republicans held firm for the sequester since it is obviously their fault.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 08:11 PM (M1gmo)

165 162 It's Professor testicle
Posted by: runninrebel at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (sL+oi)

His friends call him "Professticle"

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:11 PM (7xPCu)

166 "Damn, hard to believe that Valerie is almost 53 now"

Do you remember her just a few years ago in that green bikini?


Always struck me as the modern version of Mary Ann in the eternal question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2013 08:11 PM (S3fdp)

167 Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (7xPCu)

Ding. Ding. Ding!
Us and Them!
Winner-winner-chicken-dinner!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:12 PM (mkb9H)

168 I'm advising Boehner to consider some sort of grand bargain with the President, because the GOP is bound to get a lot of good press for caring about Federal workers!

Posted by: Karl Rover at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (Cnqmv)

169 Andycanuck, I blame you for Ali Veshi!
I'm going to kill myself. (Imagine a cartoon of a dejected fat guy with a short beard and hair standing in front of an igloo.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (ORGYc)

170 I'd love to hear a Democrat explain why cutting government spending by $85 billion will cripple the economy, but sucking up $300 billion a year in new taxes won't.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (l8W1I)

171 They should re-write that equation, taking out the G entirely.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (I2LwF)

172 Nazi Aliens. What could go wrong



Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:11 PM

I hate Ceti Alpha Nazis !!!


Posted by: Jake Blues at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (mCvL4)

173 I guess a link to the a fore mentioned green bikini would be appropriate, yes?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/agv5tr5




Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (S3fdp)

174 They won't blame the snow for this quarter's shitty numbers. It will now be all sequestor's fault. Watch unemployment numbers jump up too.

Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (dKV5k)

175 Winner-winner-chicken-dinner!
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:12 PM (mkb9H)
----------------------------------------------------------
WHERE? I'M FUCKING STARVING!

Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:14 PM (jucos)

176 I think I'll have the Direct TV Genie sit on my lap and tell me what to record

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (mCvL4)

177 "Damn, hard to believe that Valerie is almost 53 now"

-

I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Creepy old maintenance man and/or Ediie Van Halen at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (BVkEs)

178 Today's political winner is

Today's political loser is
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

A) Orwell

2) Me

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (XvrTA)

179 132 Mark Levin keeps playing clips of the JEF
saying he is not a dictator & then Nixon
saying he's not a crook!
It would be hysterical if TFG didn't act like he
is a dictator & the press keeps covering up
for him!
Posted by: CarolT at March 01, 2013 08:02 PM (s0f54)

o_____^_____o

Neigh, I say one mans dictator is another mans' beloved leader. I'm planning on appointing Sean Penn as special ambassador to work with President WhoGo Chavez in Wattthefuckistan

Posted by: John Kerry, Secretriat of State at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (1SzQh)

180 Truman,

It's proper role is as a negative modifier.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (dNkDl)

181 I've tried to explain some basic economic stuff to
similar believers before and they immediately circle the wagons.
"that's RACIST!" "more dumb BUSH stuff!". Etc.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (dNkDl)

I once tried to explain to my gay, Dartmouth educated cousin that unfunded liabilities are well over $100T, and Obamacare will drastically raise that already unfathomable number. He told me I sounded like a bigot. Learned my lesson.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (hpYnL)

182 trimegistus it is because they are simpletons. to them, government spending = happiness

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:16 PM (Sp40X)

183 160
NWCon,



The worst part is it is nigh impossible to reason with such persons.
They are similar to cultists, because their whole identity is wrapped
up in being part of the "in" group of liberalism.



All of grade school, high school, college, graduate school, and the media reinforce it.



I've tried to explain some basic economic stuff to similar believers
before and they immediately circle the wagons. "that's RACIST!" "more
dumb BUSH stuff!". Etc.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:10 PM (dNkDl)

I have actually converted several blue collar workers, but the upper class college educated people are definitely the cultists in the democrat party. THEY are the ones that do not feel the effects of a bad economy and they are the ones who will all follow dictator Obama off of a cliff.
My boss actually said that Obama CAME TO HER IN A DREAM and asked to to fight for him and that it was time to stand up. She is INSANE. I have no doubts that she would happily murder people standing in the way of Obama if he actually tried to be an out in the open dictator.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 08:17 PM (M1gmo)

184 He told me I sounded like a bigot. Learned my lesson.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (hpYnL)

Lesson is: might as well try to teach a slime mold flamenco guitar.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:17 PM (7xPCu)

185 @170

It is the magic multiplier they use for government spending causing growth. Always scandalously wrong, even backwards of course.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 08:17 PM (uf1vM)

186 The Palace Guard Media / MFM / Gatekeeper Media are getting more and more like the Songun Blog every day.

Look to Songun and Juche for your futures, comrades!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 01, 2013 08:18 PM (bxiXv)

187 186
The Palace Guard Media / MFM / Gatekeeper Media are getting more and more like the Songun Blog every day.



Look to Songun and Juche for your futures, comrades!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 01, 2013 08:18 PM

With their high school behavior this week, I've taken to calling them the Mean Girls Media

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:19 PM (mCvL4)

188 Libtards all point to the stock market that is reaching historically
historic highs in the history of the market. The only thing is that
they are too fucking stupid to see that it is all smoke and mirrors. If
the fed and uncle sugar weren't printing money to prime the market it
would be down around 5000 right now.

---

Hey, maybe that's been the plan all along. Let the market plunge and make the case for confiscation of 401k's. Can't have the unpredictable stock market be the base for "middle class working families' retirements."

On the thread topic, I'm sickened by Obama and all of his media wang suckers blaming his cluster**** on the R's and laying in wait to pounce on them with the oncoming trainwreck of his horrific economy. So, so shameless.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2013 08:20 PM (ATdet)

189 We don't have enough home grown quislings, CNN has to import this muzzie tit to spew propaganda?

This guy hit the peter principle at blowing goats.

Posted by: Invictus at March 01, 2013 08:20 PM (OQpzc)

190 So our GDP is being eaten up by our debt, and increasing the debt to eat up more GDP is supposed to result in economic growth measured by...GDP.


Do I have their plan right?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 01, 2013 08:21 PM (yCvxi)

191 He told me I sounded like a bigot. Learned my lesson.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 01, 2013 08:15 PM (hpYnL)


Since math tells them they're wrong, math must be a bigot.

Physics, history, ALL BIGOTRY!!!1!!eleven!!

Seriously, CA faced the problem of fuel additives causing different pollution, so they included in one of their "add shit to fuel" bills language indicating that emissions "would not be allowed" to increase.

Take That, Chemistry!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 01, 2013 08:21 PM (bxiXv)

192 Once the spending and debt blow up, expert after expert will appear on tv to tell us that "no one saw this coming"

Just like the mortgage backed securities blowup of 2008

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:21 PM (mCvL4)

193 I had a crown installed and a filling at the dentist's this afternoon. I was reading the 2-month old Time "about gun control" when the dentist comes in.

We start talking, and 3 minutes later he's showing me photos and video on his I-phone. Four daughters.... and he's "showing" his Colt AR, Kal-Tec mini .380 for daily carry, and Sig-Sauer .40 for the nightstand.

And the "hygienist" is packin' and her husband is a deer hunter and "enthusist".

I never thought I'd have "that" conversation. They are proud NRA members. Who knew? But I am NEVER changing dentists...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (mkb9H)

194 Ali Velshi? Wow. I didn't know you could put on so much weight by licking boots.

Posted by: mixed metaphors at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (Lxw+T)

195 I never thought I'd have "that" conversation. They are proud NRA members. Who knew? But I am NEVER changing dentists...
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (mkb9H)

If he's a competent dentist on top of all that, then GOLD MINE!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:23 PM (7xPCu)

196 NWC,

You've got it. There are those that can be reasoned with.

And there are those that can't be.

I often make the most progress with those who are so-far-gone by kicking it into high gear, using huge words and formal phrases, then being condescending when they don't get it, "ahahaha, well I wouldn't expect one if the little people liberals like you to get it. Maybe you should leave the thinking to the adults until you can define some of tge basic rules of logic. Go read a book. I'll give you recommendations that you might need if you want them."

Not for everyone, but with the right person it can start the conversion.

In future conversations I will literally make them provide me with definitions of shit, like "the law of non-contradiction" and "the tu quoque fallacy."

But truly, be careful with that approach.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:23 PM (8iy5P)

197 Even in boom times his voters are stupid and broke, so they don't even notice the bad economy. When the rent gets paid, and the foo stamps are flowing, and the phone has a dial tone they're economy is the same as it will always be.

Posted by: Whatev at March 01, 2013 08:23 PM (A7Wh1)

198

They are proud NRA members. Who knew? But I am NEVER changing dentists...

Did you ask him about the assault "magazine" in the waiting room?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2013 08:24 PM (RX/yE)

199 193
I had a crown installed and a filling at the dentist's this afternoon. I
was reading the 2-month old Time "about gun control" when the dentist
comes in.



We start talking, and 3 minutes later he's showing me photos and
video on his I-phone. Four daughters.... and he's "showing" his Colt AR,
Kal-Tec mini .380 for daily carry, and Sig-Sauer .40 for the
nightstand.



And the "hygienist" is packin' and her husband is a deer hunter and "enthusist".



I never thought I'd have "that" conversation. They are proud NRA members. Who knew? But I am NEVER changing dentists...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (mkb9H)

My boss is a dentist. Yours dentist sounds pretty cool.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 01, 2013 08:24 PM (M1gmo)

200 On, on Sequester Day, today, US Total Public Debt increased by $80B, the same amount as the dreaded sequester cuts from the growth. We borrowed the sequester in one day when the last round of debt auctions settled.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 01, 2013 08:24 PM (Pqgwi)

201 With their high school behavior this week, I've taken to calling them the Mean Girls Media



Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:19 PM (mCvL4)



I like that.

On the libs are nuttymcnutbars who hate reality thing, I've had people tell me to my face that I'm lying when I say that there is no budget. It literally does not matter what source I cite, I'm wrong.

There is no response to that, other than do you need flash cards to know how to breathe and Mommy gets mad when I say that to people in church.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 08:25 PM (Gk3SS)

202 But truly, be careful with that approach.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:23 PM

I will, especially since I'm not that bright

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 08:25 PM (mCvL4)

203 Mike Rowe was going to do a dirty jobs episode following the Obama Press Corps, but when he found out what it entailed, he said "I've shucked clam shells, tested the sex of snakes and crawled through all sorts of muck and filth, but at least I have my dignity, but there are some things that even I won't do!"

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2013 08:25 PM (lxc0s)

204 WhiteHousePressCorps ‏@whpresscorps

RT @politicalmath WaPo on Obama's sequestration rhetoric: "nothing in Obama’s statement came close to being correct" http://wapo.st/15XeIus

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

205
What do you get when a drunken elf rapes a retarded orangutan?

Answer: Me, you guys!

Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:26 PM (ntNJz)

206 190,

Correct.

Debt payments count as a 1:1 GDP boost.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:26 PM (8iy5P)

207 Ali Veshi, economist. I read that as Ali Baba.

Sorry, I just had a bit too much wine with dinner, which consisted of six extremely hot fucking chicken wings, which I was unable to eat.

Carry on. *fans tongue and lips*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:26 PM (UOM48)

208 We borrowed the sequester in one day when the last round of debt auctions settled.

Plus, the Fed is buying about $85 billion of Treasury paper from the government every month. That's nearly a trillion a year.

Posted by: mixed metaphors at March 01, 2013 08:27 PM (Lxw+T)

209 "confiscation of 401Ks"

I'd say do not give them ideas, but they are already considering that, I read some time ago.

The Ds see no logical problem with both taxing the 'wealthy' for everything while systematically destroying wealth creation.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 08:27 PM (uf1vM)

210 Does the themometer in Hugo Chavez's ass read 22 degrees C yet?

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2013 08:27 PM (o3GHm)

211 205
What do you get when a drunken elf rapes a retarded orangutan?

Answer: Me, you guys!
Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:26 PM (ntNJz)

According to the transitive properties of genetics, you'd get the same thing if a drunken orangutan rapes a retarded elf. Just sayin'.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:27 PM (7xPCu)

212 207 *fans tongue and lips*


Yeah?

*fap fap fap*

Go on.

*fap fap fap*

Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:28 PM (ntNJz)

213 I bother to learn the spelling of names that matter, not this fat
little hump. Looks like a lima bean that eats too many carbs.



ace, that brought tears to my eyes. Poetic. I'll never look at lima beans the same way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:29 PM (UOM48)

214 2nd look at the Trillion Dollar Coin?

Posted by: Paul Krugman at March 01, 2013 08:29 PM (jucos)

215 I think his his real name before he changed it was Oily Velching. Look it up if you want to be sick.

Posted by: RIK at March 01, 2013 08:29 PM (ZhQmo)

216 I have to inform you, Ali, that the trouble in your mouth isn't strictly dental in origin. But it's definitely biological.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:30 PM (Lxw+T)

217 211 According to the transitive properties of genetics, you'd get the same
thing if a drunken orangutan rapes a retarded elf. Just sayin'.


I'm afraid that is incorrect.

You would actually get Chris Matthews.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:30 PM (ntNJz)

218 I'll have to have this guy take a look at my retirement funds.
It might just cheer me up.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 01, 2013 08:30 PM (aZ6ew)

219 Is it me--or does the guy dress like a wanna be pimp?

Posted by: tasker at March 01, 2013 08:30 PM (r2PLg)

220 http://tinyurl.com/admb2je



The Obama administration today moved one step closer to approval of the Keystone SL pipeline concluding in a draft environmental impact statement that the project
would not accelerate global greenhouse gas emissions or significantly
harm the natural habitats along its route.


The report, done by the State Department, suggests that the proposed
875-mile pipeline, which would carry 830,000 barrels of crude oil per
day from the tar sands of Alberta, Canada, to Steele City, Nebraska, has
cleared a significant hurdle on its way to President Obama's desk for
final consideration.


"The approval or denial of any one crude oil transport project,
including this proposed project, really remains unlikely to
significantly impact the rate of development of the oil sands or the
continued demand for heavy crude oil in the U.S.," said Kerri-Ann Jones,
the Assistant Secretary of State for Oceans and International
Environmental and Scientific Affairs.


The State Department, which conducted the study because the pipeline
would cross an international boundary, also suggested in a voluminous
report that impacts on air, water and landscape would be minimal.


That's until the evil corporations start herding toxic Canadian pigs down the pipe to the Omaha Spam factories.

Posted by: PETA at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (bGlsD)

221 They won't have to seize your 401k. They will simply render them worthless by destroying the currency.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (jucos)

222 SL = XL

Posted by: PETA at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (bGlsD)

223 87 billion is gonna cause UE3 to go back up over * you guys!

Ogabecare's trillions and cut hours not at all you guys!

Man there's an abandoned old folks home burning down up the road a-ways...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (LRFds)

224 219 Is it me--or does the guy dress like a wanna be pimp?
Posted by: tasker at March 01, 2013 08:30 PM (r2PLg)

That's mean...his mommy picks out his clothes. Don't be mean.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:32 PM (7xPCu)

225 NWConservative,

If you haven't, read Thomas Sowell's "A conflict of visions". (or at least look up the short video by Bill Whittle of the same name.)

With people like that you are dealing with folks whose very worldview is divergent from reality.

They are convinced (!!) that it is possible to perfect man's nature through reason alone, AKA, the right government program run by the right person.

And in order to make their worldview last in the face of reality, those are indeed the folks who will gladly lead a reign of terror. Just like they did in France.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:32 PM (IqMNQ)

226 Dr. Testicle spoke at around 2 pm.

Was Dr. Testicle out of Marvel or DC?

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:33 PM (Lxw+T)

227 226 Ali V's dental guy,

Charlton sorta...Dr Testicle is Dr. Manhattan or was it his brother Dr Brooklyn?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)

228 The Rethuglicans are going to cost us

170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

jobs, you guys!

Posted by: Ali Veshi at March 01, 2013 08:34 PM (ntNJz)

229 Hopeless so in other words, they're assholes?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:34 PM (Sp40X)

230 I liked the Dr. Testicle/Incredible Hulk crossover graphic novel.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:35 PM (Lxw+T)

231 Dr. Testicle.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:35 PM (UOM48)

232 My cat's breath smells like cat food!

-Ali Veshi

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:35 PM (7xPCu)

233 If he's a competent dentist on top of all that, then GOLD MINE!

I don't go as often as I should, thus the filling(s) {got another a month ago, when I got the temp. crown}, but they are the "family dentists" and we have spent a small fortune on orthodontia and "Invisaline" for the boys.

Armstrong & Eshelman - Charlotte Dentistry. For 33 years. Strong Judeo-Christian ethic. Dr. Armstrong has "several" adopted children.
The "real deal". Love. Those. Guys.!1!!11!!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (mkb9H)

234 231
Dr. Testicle.

He's my associate.

Guys.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (ntNJz)

235 225 Hopeless,

the thing to remember is not only one hand gets to clap and our side by definition is more industrious...

The American psyche has most often compared conflict to business or sport and it is hard to tell which bodes more ill for the foe.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)

236 221,

Close.

Think more like a shifty liberal.

Create a crisis. That requires the 19 trillion in 401ks to be invested exclusively in federal bonds.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (lhNul)

237 I'm embracing the "Rethuglicans" name. I'm not even a registered Republican. The Thuglican party (along with my Tea Party) I can embrace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM48)

238 Apropos of getting into CAC's stash, a 7-11 just opened up directly next to the Taco Bell. A Jimmy John's is opening up right on the other side of the Taco Bell.


I've dubbed this area Stoner's Heaven.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 07:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Part of my master plan.

Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 08:37 PM (BekL6)

239 Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 01, 2013 08:24 PM (Pqgwi)


Didn't the hurricane sandy relief bill clock in at $60 billion, so one piece of legislation negated 75% of the sequester. We are well and truly effed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 08:37 PM (Cnqmv)

240 Happy days are here again. The skies are blue and clear again.

Happy days are here again.

Posted by: The Elite at March 01, 2013 08:37 PM (V70Uh)

241 232
My cat's breath smells like cat food!




My cats ass smells like Ali Veshi

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:37 PM (ntNJz)

242 I once fucked Joy Behar.

Kill me now.

-- Ali Veshi

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:38 PM (UOM48)

243 I'm embracing the "Rethuglicans" name. I'm not even a registered
Republican. The Thuglican party (along with my Tea Party) I can embrace.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM4



I need to dig out my Republicans for Voldemort t-shirt.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 08:38 PM (Gk3SS)

244 238 Apropos of getting into CAC's stash, a 7-11 just opened up directly next to the Taco Bell. A Jimmy John's is opening up right on the other side of the Taco Bell.


I've dubbed this area Stoner's Heaven.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 07:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Part of my master plan.
Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 08:37 PM (BekL6)

It would be closer to Stoner's Heaven if you threw in a pizza joint, head shop and a few hackey sacks.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (7xPCu)

245 242
I once fucked Joy Behar.

Kill me now.

-- Ali Veshi


Uhm... you're already dead.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (ntNJz)

246 I was once forced into a threesome with Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.

I think I'll kill myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (UOM48)

247 Dr. Testicle.

He's my associate.

Guys.
Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick


You're no match for Super Proctologist. Wherever you look, he's right behind you.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (Lxw+T)

248 Chemjeff,

Are English departments (insert big word here?). Ahahahaha. Of course they are.

Sven,

I tell my conservative married church going friends regularly, "outbreed your enemy. God has given you the tools needed. Get to work!"

Posted by: Hopeless at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (lhNul)

249 246
I was once forced into a threesome with Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.

I think I'll kill myself.


I'm pretty sure I just fucking died hearing that.

Guys.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (ntNJz)

250 My dog's penis tastes like my sister's vagina!

-Dr. Testicle

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (Sp40X)

251 I was once forced into a threesome with Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.

I think I'll kill myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (UOM4
----------------------------------------------------
Go on..............

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (jucos)

252 Actually, destroying the dollar makes stocks more valuable in absolute dollar terms for some time. Inflation of stock prices is like any other inflation.

The disaster we probably cannot avoid at this point requires only a minor tick up in interest rates. Which would have already happened if inflation were still calculated honestly.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (uf1vM)

253 It would be closer to Stoner's Heaven if you threw in a pizza joint, head shop and a few hackey sacks.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (7xPCu)
You are forgetting the medical dispensary in the back of the shopping center and the Uno's on the corner.

Also the Free-breeze guy who will spray you down and pee for you for $4.20

Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (BekL6)

254 Sandra Fluke killed one of my cats....with her vagina.

-- Ali Veshi

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM48)

255 Matt Damon in "The Velshi Identity"

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2013 08:41 PM (gqekG)

256 "Obama’s Job-Creating Bridge Project Not Quite Shovel Ready"- http://bit.ly/YPma7J

"Our Useless White House Press Corps"- http://bit.ly/VTf8Ov

Posted by: 80sBaby at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (YjDyJ)

257 247 You're no match for Super Proctologist. Wherever you look, he's right behind you.


They don't call me *Stink* Dick for nothing, you guys.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (ntNJz)

258 251
I was once forced into a threesome with Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.



I think I'll kill myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (UOM4

----------------------------------------------------

Go on..............

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (jucos

Commits suicide. Me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (UOM48)

259 Sandra Fluke killed one of my cats....with her vagina.

I thought we had a ban on assault vaginas.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (Lxw+T)

260 "Ali Veshi and the forty thieves."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (ZOf1l)

261 248 Hopeless,

It is in the end the most often executed justification for human existence, and the democrats themselves with their importing of aliens is turning this into a contest.

I've said you should never let a shower go with a person you love without rewarding them for ensuring there are Americans to greet tomorrow.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

262 Just saw a promo for "Vikings"


tagline? 'Watch it burn'

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (8sCoq)

263
So basically some fat nobody that CNN made into a somebody is popping off about something that he basically knows nothing about, people are buying it (CNN's mystical maddening audience?), and the rest of us are mad?
Serious you guys?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 08:42 PM (Md8Uo)

264 Also the Free-breeze guy who will spray you down and pee for you for $4.20
Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (BekL6)

I thought it was the Sham-Wow guy who would beat your ass to a pulp if you cut in line at the burrito cart, then pee on you. For free!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:43 PM (7xPCu)

265 254
Sandra Fluke killed one of my cats....with her vagina.

-- Ali Veshi


Pussy on pussy violence is an ugly ugly thing. You guys.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:43 PM (ntNJz)

266 I was once forced into a threesome with Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.

Survivable, so long as Helen Thomas wasn't kibitzing.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:43 PM (Lxw+T)

267 >>>221
They won't have to seize your 401k. They will simply render them worthless by destroying the currency


Call me crazy, but I'll be able to start withdrawing in 2.5 years, and being of sound mind, will spend it as fast as I reasonably can. Got other investments to cover a miserly retirement.

Son's college? No problem.
Tax consequences? Will avoid where possible.
Feds not seeing one scrap of it otherwise? Priceless.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 08:43 PM (4Mv1T)

268 I was once forced into a threesome with Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.

I think I'll kill myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (UOM4
----------------------------------------------------
Go on..............
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (jucos)

Joy Behar and Helen Thomas TF'ing Henry Waxman. I imagine it sounds like this (just listen, don't watch clip): http://tinyurl.com/ce3b4jz

Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 08:44 PM (BekL6)

269 Hillary, Helen Thomas, Ali Veshi. Who comes out on top?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:44 PM (UOM48)

270 Hillary, Helen Thomas, Ali Veshi. Who comes out on top?

Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:45 PM (Lxw+T)

271 Happy days are here again.
Posted by: The Elite at March 01, 2013 08:37 PM (V70Uh)

My Mother is a HUGE Barbra fan, and I grew up with it. That's why teh Mrs. sayz I'm ghey...

But, her politics notwithstanding, this (from 1963)...
http://tinyurl.com/yxoxov

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:45 PM (mkb9H)

272 263 CJ burch,

it is the MonkeyShit fight at the zoo dancers CJ...yes be botherted perhaps thanks to FSA's prclivities be angered but understand the ONLY reason that bark can get away with this shit is our refusal to talk to and try to rescue the working poor in America....

he's a joke, his policy's suck, he talks like a F*g and his shit is retarded.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:45 PM (LRFds)

273 Hillary, Helen Thomas, Ali Veshi. Who comes out on top?


Me!

Posted by: Barack Obama's smelly tallywacker. at March 01, 2013 08:45 PM (ZOf1l)

274 Vikings

Sandra Fluke's vagina

Ali Veshi

Cat farts

Obama

Testicles


What's the connection you guys?


Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:45 PM (ntNJz)

275 269 Hillary, Helen Thomas, Ali Veshi. Who comes out on top?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:44 PM (UOM4

That's one of those unanswerable zen riddles or something, right?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:45 PM (7xPCu)

276
A threesome with Baba Walters and Joy Behive?

I think I just shit myself.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 08:46 PM (Md8Uo)

277 273
Hillary, Helen Thomas, Ali Veshi. Who comes out on top?


That has a top?


Egad! You guys!

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:46 PM (ntNJz)

278 Vikings

Sandra Fluke's vagina

Ali Veshi

Cat farts

Obama

Testicles


What's the connection you guys?


The Da Vinci Code.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:46 PM (Lxw+T)

279 267 Tobacco Road,

During Giggles doing his Don Coyote impersonation tilting at the dragon of the military actually getting paid I liquidated our spare IRAs and did not regret the penalty at all...

yes it sucked but knowing we were maintaining our ability to pay on the house note was "priceless"....

hell if the nation looks lost she and I need to start completely over anyway.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:47 PM (LRFds)

280 276

A threesome with Baba Walters and Joy Behive?

I think I just shit myself.


No. That's just me you're smelling.


sorry.

Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 08:47 PM (ntNJz)

281 What's the connection you guys?

Gimme a sec ...

Posted by: James Burke at March 01, 2013 08:47 PM (Js+Jz)

282 Velshi?

Isn't that a cup size at Starbucks?

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2013 08:48 PM (gqekG)

283 Hey, guys! I smell something. And I don't think it's my ass. At least I don't think so. Jill?

Posted by: Special Joe Biden at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM48)

284 A threesome with Baba Walters and Joy Behive?

I think I just shit myself.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 08:46 PM (Md8Uo)
--------------------------------------------------
WOOT WOOT!

Posted by: Al Roker at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (jucos)

285 On the libs are nuttymcnutbars who hate reality thing, I've had people
tell me to my face that I'm lying when I say that there is no budget. It
literally does not matter what source I cite, I'm wrong.

There is no response to that, other than do you need
flash cards to know how to breathe and Mommy gets mad when I say that
to people in church.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 08:25 PM (Gk3SS)


Do you ask them if there IS a budget, why the need for continuing resolutions? Or would that cause them to just spontaneously combust?


Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (X6akg)

286 Sven- I've been nervous enough about the possible seizure of IRAs and 401ks that the libs have been discussing. I think there will be fair enough warning before a cash grab. I just hope it's after I'm 59.5, not before.

I understand you, though. It is only money, and if it can fix a problem today, then use it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 08:50 PM (4Mv1T)

287 283
Hey, guys! I smell something. And I don't think it's my ass. At least I don't think so. Jill?


Mmmmm smewls wike teen spirwit!

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at March 01, 2013 08:50 PM (ntNJz)

288 AtC, and then you tell them to go fuck themselves, right? Then offer them a nasty Jello salad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:51 PM (UOM48)

289 278 Vikings

Sandra Fluke's vagina

Ali Veshi

Cat farts

Obama

Testicles


What's the connection you guys?

Well if you pair them up, and assume that the former wants possession of the latter, it makes sense.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:51 PM (7xPCu)

290 Do you ask them if there IS a budget, why the need
for continuing resolutions? Or would that cause them to just
spontaneously combust?




Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (X6akg)



No, no, no, you see either a continuing resolution is just like a budget so it's really the same thing or of course there's a budget since there's a law that says there has to be a budget so there's a budget.


Then, of course, there's the "what's a continuing resolution" and then I start trying to figure out how to self-lobotomize.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 08:52 PM (Gk3SS)

291 MSM have all shown their hands and we know what card they will play in each game. They no longer have anything up their sleeve.

Woodward bluffed and will fold any day now. It will be an event to note when one of them actually breaks from the pack and refuses to play by these rules.

Posted by: Decaf at March 01, 2013 08:52 PM (8p27F)

292 alexthechick, lie back and think of SMOD (that fucker).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:52 PM (UOM48)

293 I really don't understand this strategy by the White House/MFM.


The fact is that for 51% of the people last year, the economy wasn't bad at all and still isn't. Unemployment was extended pretty much forever, work requirements are all but gone from welfare, Obamacare gave people free checkups and mammograms, they kept their cheap student loans. So those folks voted for the black guy and against the rich guy.


If you have a job, especially if you are a 20- or 30-something young couple starting out, things are GREAT, your stock portfolio is booming, you just bought a house that you could afford thanks to a 40% drop in prices and you got a 3% mortgage for it, gas prices aren't a problem because you don't live in an exurb with a 50-mile commute. So you voted for the cool guy and against the Gigantic Horror Conservative Rich Asshole.


The problem Obama has, is none of those people will know if the economy gets worse because of the budget leveling off. The only people who will are the government employees and contractors who will lose their jobs, and they all voted for him.


Where does he think he can actually gain votes in Republican Congressional districts? If some Republican voters actually do lose their jobs, they sure as hell aren't going to blame John Boehner or their Republican congressman.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 08:53 PM (Ea7Up)

294 Hey TR! Happy Days! I've got 16 and 17 year olds.

One of them is definitely not going to be getting any "academic scholarship" help, his athleticism ain't going to "buy a ride", and I am not advising toward the military -- under this administration. We may have "house-mates" forever.

At a point, though, I WILL charge "rent"! We may need it...2 incomes and some income? LOL!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 08:54 PM (mkb9H)

295 >>>then I start trying to figure out how to self-lobotomize.

I'm pretty sure that's what this 1.75 litre bottle on the desk next to me is for.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 08:54 PM (4Mv1T)

296 hmm a threesome with Hillary and Helen Thomas ... surely by 'threesome' you mean 'tricking them into getting naked then letting loose rabid horny squirrels'

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 08:54 PM (Sp40X)

297 What's the connection you guys?

Well if you pair them up, and assume that the former wants possession of the latter, it makes sense.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:51 PM (7xPCu)

Let me be more explicit:

Vikings:Sandra Fluke's vagina
Ali Veshi: cat farts
Obama: testicles

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:55 PM (7xPCu)

298 291 Decaf,

the thing now is to try to figure out their web...

and watch the house GOP like hawks...the Senate GOP has just about lost me except maybe for Cruz

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

299 Unemployment was extended pretty much forever,

Is it even conceivable that this will ever change? Can you imagine any Republican daring to curtail UE benefits?

It's all one giant welfare state now.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:55 PM (Lxw+T)

300 I wish this CNN guy was managing some of my hedge fund investments. Seems like a brilliant guy.

Posted by: Tim Geithner at March 01, 2013 08:55 PM (pmsMR)

301
AtC, and then you tell them to go fuck themselves, right? Then offer them a nasty Jello salad.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 08:51 PM (UOM4



Possibly under my breath and I may have "forgotten" the mandarin orange slices in the Jello salad at the last pot luck.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 08:55 PM (Gk3SS)

302 Woodward bluffed and will fold any day now. It will be an event to note when one of them actually breaks from the pack and refuses to play by these rules.


Posted by: Decaf at March 01, 2013 08:52 PM (8p27F)


Woodward's not folding. I don't know why people keep assuming that Obama always wins, because he doesn't. In fact, his second term is starting out just as stupidly as his first term did, because he still suffers from the same hubris he did in 2009. Remember when he tried to make Rush Limbaugh the head of the Republican Party? How'd that work out? Or when his entire Administration went after Fox News? How's he done getting that Citizens United decision overturned?

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 08:56 PM (Ea7Up)

303 Vikings:Sandra Fluke's vagina

Well, the Vikings were indiscriminate rapists.

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 08:56 PM (Lxw+T)

304
I think that Ali Veshi is frankly a big fat nothing but speaks on CNN is the maddening part.
It's like the cast of imbeciles on MSNBC. Al Sharpton, that race-baiting, fear-mongering liar, now a talking head on MSNBC?

They confer a position on people as if that in itself is a credential. And they don't quite realize that the long term effect is to make them all appear as dunces. Ed Shultz is a fat grifting dunce. Chris Matthews is a drunken demented dumb mick. Maddow is some petulant posturing lesbian idiot.

THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS AND A MAJOR NETWORK PUTS THEM ON EVERY NIGHT!
That alone should tell just how incompetent and small our adversaries really are.
Really. We are fighting with imbeciles, yet they have the upper hand at the moment because of the power of their propaganda machine. Stupidity is rewarded because it is a virtue in this age. All our shit is fucked up and inverted, and the country smells like piss.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 08:56 PM (Md8Uo)

305 Every normal man must be tempted at times to hoist the Black Flag and start killing roaches.

Posted by: H.G. Wells, Inventor of Raid at March 01, 2013 08:57 PM (YZqSb)

306 Capt B. Good evening to you and the al quaida operatives living in your home under the guise of teenagers. That's what my first one was anyway. Second one is frighteningly calm and normal.

No scholarships here. Just spending it as fast as we can. I've done a lot of stupid crap in my life, but I somehow managed to "marry up", and didn't even know it at the time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 08:57 PM (4Mv1T)

307 *waves at atc*

Posted by: Clown Spider at March 01, 2013 08:58 PM (jucos)

308 Have you guys seen this?
Heritage Foundation is awarding an annual Andrew Breitbart Award and are taking nominations.
http://breitbartawards.com/
You know what to do.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 01, 2013 08:58 PM (Fz2C7)

309 Back when I was short selling subprime mortgages at Citigroup we could have used a guy with the brain power and guts of Dr. Veshi.After I cashmy golden parachuteI might set up a lunch date with him to discuss some big profit business deals.

Posted by: Jack Lew at March 01, 2013 08:58 PM (pmsMR)

310 305 Every normal man must be tempted at times to hoist the Black Flag and start killing roaches.
Posted by: H.G. Wells, Inventor of Raid at March 01, 2013 08:57 PM (YZqSb)

And start getting tatted up like Henry Rollins.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 08:59 PM (7xPCu)

311 302 Rockmom,

beyond which what does it matter to us either way?

the answer is it does not...

not being a hardass but this is blue on blue...

stay out of the way and eat popcorn.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 08:59 PM (LRFds)

312 304 CJ burch,

pretty much but the key is to figure out what the contact points really are and to destroy or flip those people.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:00 PM (LRFds)

313 *waves at atc*

Posted by: Clown Spider at March 01, 2013 08:58 PM (jucos)



*flamethrows*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:00 PM (Gk3SS)

314 I understand you, though. It is only money, and if it can fix a problem today, then use it.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 08:50 PM (4Mv1T)

Better yet, it's not their money, it's your money so it is completely "fair" game!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (Cnqmv)

315
Please, his proper title (and rightly so), is "Knob-Gobbling Economist".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (dYf+Z)

316 hi AtC

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (Sp40X)

317 Woodward's not folding. I don't know why people keep assuming that Obama always wins, because he doesn't. In fact, his second term is starting out just as stupidly as his first term did, because he still suffers from the same hubris he did in 2009.

Rockmom, and he got re-elected. No matter how bad he got nothing stuck to him. Why should anything change now?

Posted by: Decaf at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (8p27F)

318 Woodward is a crook.

Posted by: MSM Template at March 01, 2013 09:02 PM (BVkEs)

319 S/P the day Obama was sworn in 806
Today it is 1518
*the largest point gain for any POTUS ever.

interest rates 4%
inflation 2%
exports higher than ever
92% employment
6 million jobs added since mid 2009
drilling up 300%
US oil production will be #1 by 2016
TARP repaid by the big banks

I give Obama an A- on the economy

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 01, 2013 09:02 PM (mopd5)

320 @ 302 - "In fact, his second term is starting out just as stupidly as his first termdid, because he still suffers from the same hubris he did in 2009."

Posted by: It's just a flesh wound, come back and fight! at March 01, 2013 09:02 PM (pmsMR)

321 Well, I don't have to worry about getting my 401k confiscated. I had to cash it out just to live these last few years. Funemployment was neither. Oh well......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 09:03 PM (jucos)

322 314 hrothgar,

Grandma told me the moral thing to do when they steal your land and things is to break it yourself...

I've never seen the flaw.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:03 PM (LRFds)

323 More Americans unemployed today than when Hollow Chocolate Bunny entered the White House.

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Ali Velshi's Dentist at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (Lxw+T)

324 For Christs sake, all we need to do is cut taxes on the rich and increase military spending and all our problems are solved. Why are libs so God Damn dumb?

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (OWQ+e)

325 321 Well, I don't have to worry about getting my 401k confiscated. I had to cash it out just to live these last few years. Funemployment was neither. Oh well......
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2013 09:03 PM (jucos)

I'm thinking of going there myself...mostly because I'd rather piss it away on my revolting lifestyle than have the government get their grubby paws on it.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (7xPCu)

326 Obama: I am not a dictator, I am the president.

MSM: The buck stops with Boehner.

Posted by: Decaf at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (8p27F)

327 317 Decaf,

You either believe reality wins or you don't...

and you assume the end game is he wins even if he never has anything stick...

I'll leave first and God willing we have the nation split if need be.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (LRFds)

328 Jack Swagger being interviewed on SyFy now

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (I2LwF)

329 #311 I'm just annoyed at all the defeatism I am seeing. Yesterday was a big fucking day in the annals of Obama. Everyone thinks Woodward is the big deal and now he's getting hammered, but really the big deal was Ron Fournier coming out and telling the world he just told the White House to go fuck themselves. He completely trashed Obama this afternoon. We have not seen the end of the floodgates opening. People get too hung up on what the Juicebox Mafia is saying but they are not the sum total of the media, at least not yet.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (Ea7Up)

330 @ 302 - "Remember when he tried to make Rush Limbaugh the head of the Republican Party? How'd that work out? Or when his entire Administration went after Fox News? How's he done getting that Citizens United decision overturned?"

Posted by: Jan. 2017 calling, anyone home? at March 01, 2013 09:05 PM (pmsMR)

331
9 million jobs subtracted since 2009.
Growth rate over the last four years averages less than 2%
Inflation rate is unofficially much higher than 2%

Your shit is all fucked up and you dress like a fag.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 09:05 PM (Md8Uo)

332 If my dad were alive he'd be in an asylum. He wouldn't believe what this fuckwit nation has become. WWII vet, son of a WWI hero, grandfather of a Shitcanistan vet...he'd be so enraged, this administration would kill him.

Hell, I can't believe it. My husband can't believe it.

Fuck it all. *drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:05 PM (UOM48)

333 This is going to be a little long, but:

I give you Maxine Waters and Keith Ellison, two of our nation's "duly-elected leaders", who wish to replace Hank Johnson as the world's dumbest democratically elected national legislator. (Hank Johnson if you'll recall, was the man who asked a Navy Admiral if the Navy had taken precautions to prevent the Island of Guam from tipping over and falling into the sea).

It may not appear so at first blush, but these two are even dumber than that.

Democrats opposed seeing a real-time national debt clock during a House Financial Services Committee hearing on this week. http://www.usdebtclock.org/

Committee chairman Jeb Hensarling ordered the two monitors in the room to show the nation’s running debt levels. California Rep. Maxine Waters and Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison complained.
“Clearly, it is a political prop designed to message ideologically,” said Mr. Ellison, according to the report. And Ms. Waters, meanwhile, asked for the clock to be turned off while Democrats spoke. Mr. Hensarling complied with that request. “At the request of the ranking member, the national debt clock will not be put on the screens during Democratic time,” he said, according to the report. Like ignoring it will make it go away!!

So the President and Vice-President can parade children across the stage and it is OK but to show the national debt clock is propaganda?

Cry me a fucking river. It’s our grandkids that will have to deal with the debt. But heaven forbid these two clowns have to see it.

And a special note to Maxine Waters: One of your very few actual Constitutional Duties Madam Congress Woman is to establish a budget for our nation to operate on. If there is no budget in existence, or being considered, that can only be so due to your and your cronies personal incompetence. Thank you for making my point for me, you idiot!!!

http://tinyurl.com/cb5f22c

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:05 PM (mkb9H)

334 hi AtC

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (Sp40X)



Hey there yourself, did your week go okay?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS)

335 319 Hubert Humpenslurper,


yeah what was U6 fuckhead?

Seriously keep shoveling your shit...

you think with printing press economics going directly to the market any President couldn't play games?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:06 PM (LRFds)

336 Please, let's not forget this Actual Quote from Dear Leader:

"As Harry Truman said, 'The buck stops with you.'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:07 PM (UOM48)

337 329 Rockmom,

pretty much and even that we should just take the data and keep distance...

blue on blue...

a smart GOP would start pointing out to the enviros that Ogabe rolled them...

Bark is simply trying to steal a quadrillion bucks.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:08 PM (LRFds)

338 Jane , you getting your drink on girl ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:08 PM (TQOZk)

339 I'm just annoyed at all the defeatism I am seeing. Yesterday was a big fucking day in the annals of Obama. Everyone thinks Woodward is the big deal and now he's getting hammered, but really the big deal was Ron Fournier coming out and telling the world he just told the White House to go fuck themselves. He completely trashed Obama this afternoon. We have not seen the end of the floodgates opening. People get too hung up on what the Juicebox Mafia is saying but they are not the sum total of the media, at least not yet.

You have a point rockmom, it's just that we've seen glimmers of light before only to have it snuffed out.

Posted by: Decaf at March 01, 2013 09:09 PM (8p27F)

340 The fking job creators, thats all we need to turn loose and all will be fine and back on the way to prosperity

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (OWQ+e)

341 #317 It matters because Obama's end game here is to win the midterms and get a rubber-stamp Congress his last two years. We stopped him in 2010 and we can do it again in 2014. He is throwing a Hail Mary here, thinking he can make the Republican brand so unpopular that there will be a wave election next year. It's really, really unlikely that this will happen. He is full of himself and his hubris will be his downfall. Now I don't mean downfall in terms of he will resign or be impeached or not ever ever win anything, but he will not get much of his Progressive Utopian agenda done unless he can get a Democratic Congress again.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (Ea7Up)

342 338
Jane , you getting your drink on girl ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:08 PM (TQOZk9)

I had a couple of drinks with dinner. Now I'm waiting for the melatonin to kick in so I can slide into bed next to The Snore Monster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (UOM48)

343 Bark is simply trying to steal a quadrillion bucks.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:08 PM (LRFds)

But because of him that quadrillion bucks won't even be worth enough to buy him a yellow snow-cone in Hawaii. So the joke's on him, right?

Right?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (7xPCu)

344 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:07 PM (UOM4

Did Barky say that in all 57 states that he visited?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (Cnqmv)

345 Who came up with the word sequestration? I owe him a punch in the face.

Posted by: Whatev at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (A7Wh1)

346 Hey. I hit on 333. Halfway there, Jack!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:10 PM (mkb9H)

347 but really the big deal was Ron Fournier coming out
and telling the world he just told the White House to go fuck
themselves. He completely trashed Obama this afternoon. We have not
seen the end of the floodgates opening. People get too hung up on what
the Juicebox Mafia is saying but they are not the sum total of the
media, at least not yet.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (Ea7Up)

link? the last i had read Fournier while indicating harrassment from the administration. he'd also indicated Obama was a good person

No reason to

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at March 01, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

349 "Heritage Foundation is awarding an annual Andrew Breitbart Award and are taking nominations.
http://breitbartawards.com/
You know what to do."

I guess I don't mean bomb the site with nominations for ace like a web poll but nominate ace and give a good supporting reason. I look at ace has someone who epitomizes Andrews "Warrior" mentality through humor. And besides ace doesn't get near the love he should from his peers in the right blogosphere. The truth of it is, ace is probably the most influential one man blogger on the right. He deserves the recognition a hell of a lot more then the those at Hot Air, NRO, The Blaze and even those at Breitbart.com.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 01, 2013 09:11 PM (Fz2C7)

350 shakes off sock, sorry.

Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

351 Hey Alex:
http://tinyurl.com/c8b26os

THEY'RE REAL.

Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (BekL6)

352 Posted by: rockmom

Is it really all that surprising? This is quite possibly the most evil President ever. ...and it gets re-elected. It should have been a slam dunk to knock him out of the WH. It wasn't; even with a reasonable alternative. There is no digging out from the pile Obama has dropped on us. Optimism doesn't change that.

Sorry, but I'm still reeling from Nov and have no reason to believe that things will improve even after the next election when another Dem is elected. I'll shut my pessimistic mouth now.

Posted by: dogfish at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (N2yhW)

353 Rock on Jane , you're one of the good gals .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (TQOZk)

354 You have a point rockmom, it's just that we've seen glimmers of light before only to have it snuffed out.

Posted by: Decaf at March 01, 2013 09:09 PM (8p27F)


Yes, the sequester is young and Boehner has plenty of time to cry and cave before anyone finds out that Obamageddon didn't occur!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (Cnqmv)

355 Wow Mark Levin sounds angry

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

356 We sat next to a couple of flaming libs at dinner tonight. My husband literally squeezed my thigh to keep me quiet.

I was stunned when they brought up sequestration and how disappointed in Dear Leader they were.

I focused on my Caesar salad and smirked inside my head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)

357 #330 Jesus Christ, way to miss the point. I know Obama was reelected! That doesn't mean he isn't going to fuck up and overplay his hand. He has only one goal now, to get a Democratic Congress in 2015. You better damn well believe we can keep that from happening, and then he's just gonna go play golf for two years.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:13 PM (Ea7Up)

358 We need to eliminate minimum wage, and our job creators, the money magicians, can work their magic and make us all rich.

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:14 PM (OWQ+e)

359
How is it that the SCOAMTT has his former campaign funded arm now working under under another name as his propaganda arm? As if the MFM isn't doing enough?

Is this precedented in any way? I mean, in our country?
It is so obvious he is a Tyrant Traitor.
When I think about my grandma, I'm glad she didn't have to live through this. Her last letter to me had a clipping of some Clinton crime, which now seems so kindergarten.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 01, 2013 09:14 PM (Sptt8)

360
I was stunned when they brought up sequestration and how disappointed in Dear Leader they were.

I focused on my Caesar salad and smirked inside my head.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM4

"They"
wow so there are some paying attention on the left side.
srsly that cheered my heart

Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:14 PM (nqBYe)

361 343 Model 1066,

not exactly he is replicating the hugo method he is killing us not the shale...

basically the game is he destroys the US domestic economy converting the US into a socialist hellhole and uses cheapened below market crude or refined fuel as an empowering tool.....

the US is truly going to dwarf ME output in the next ~15-20 years....

and this asshole is willfully going to at best get graft to the heavens and at worst nationalize the industry and be santa claus....

his suicide coalition is not there to do anything more than fuck natives and steal our resources.

In bringing in foreign currency and goods leveraged on oil bark will still have his true quadrillion in current BPP to play with....

hell I am telling you for the game to work the best he WANTS the US dollar not to be the petro dollar...


Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:14 PM (LRFds)

362 354 Hrothgar,

Plenty to be angry at but I think perhaps Boehner really is pissed and knows he's nutshot Bark...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:15 PM (LRFds)

363

"We need to eliminate minimum wage"
Tom Harkin says it need to go up to $10.10 per hour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2013 09:15 PM (RX/yE)

364 hell I am telling you for the game to work the best he WANTS the US dollar not to be the petro dollar...


Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:14 PM (LRFds)

So...Saddam Hussein in training pants?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:16 PM (7xPCu)

365 The US Dollar Index is at 82.20. Uncle Buck is stronger now than 5 years ago when it was at 71.

The dollar is king. Wait till the Fed tightens and watch gold go back to $600.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 01, 2013 09:16 PM (mopd5)

366 358 lackard2,

no sir we need to raise the minimum wage to eleventy kajillion and make the maximum wage eleventy kajillion and hire everyone on the federal payroll at 1000% tax...

prosperity!

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:16 PM (LRFds)

367 "We need to eliminate minimum wage"
Tom Harkin says it need to go up to $10.10 per hour.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2013 09:15 PM (RX/yE)

Tom Harkin that's still a rather minimal wage.
Why not 50.00 dollars and hour?
i want 50!

Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:16 PM (nqBYe)

368 #347 go to nationaljournal.com and read Fournier's piece on Obama's presser today. "Washington in Obama's Words" It is brutal. he does have some brickbats for the Republicans too, but mostly it is a scathing indictment of Obama. This is a guy who led the league in race-card throwing during the 2012 campaign.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:17 PM (Ea7Up)

369 THEY'RE REAL.

Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (BekL6)



My response to you can only be expressed in R'lyehian.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:17 PM (Gk3SS)

370 ...but nominate ace and give a good supporting reason. I look at ace has someone who epitomizes Andrews "Warrior" mentality through humor...
Posted by: lowandslow at March 01, 2013 09:11 PM (Fz2C7)

I have been semi-keeping-up on "teh Conversation" on Breitbart. And I agree Ace is the Pirate-"Warrior". With kittehs! Got my vote.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:17 PM (mkb9H)

371 365 Hubert Shitenslurper,

Uh hey genius...that's inflation fuckhead...

even nanny bloomberg says you're fucking the average citizen now...

you can wallow in your shit but I'd try to lose the smile.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:17 PM (LRFds)

372 I actually told my husband tonight, I hope our son doesn't leave the Marines. He loves the Corps. He was getting out because of Barry, etc.

Since he has Afghanistan under his belt, (which he volunteered for), he ought to stay in.

That's my thought process.

Our son is all over the map. "Should I go to college in GA and study whatever?" "OMG. I can study under the GI bill in Thailand and get my party on!"

*mom beats head against desk, and thanks God our son survived A-stan*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:18 PM (UOM48)

373 The dollar is king. Wait till the Fed tightens and watch gold go back to $600.

The Fed tightens ...... that's some funny shit . Idiot .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:18 PM (TQOZk)

374
They"
wow so there are some paying attention on the left side.
srsly that cheered my heart

--------------------------
Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:14 PM (nqBYe)

Yep, next election, they're all in for the Republicans.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 09:19 PM (QcxZd)

375
Obama? His shit is all fucked up and he throws like a fag.

Biden? He needs flash cards to remind him to breathe. (hat tip to AtC)

Kerry? Dumbest and laziest man in the Senate, now Secretary of State? And he really can't speak French, either.

Hagel? Makes Biden look kinda smart, which ain't sayin'.....much.

Jack Lew? Crooked as the day is long, a crony bankster fraud, and the perfect follow on to Turbo Tax Timmy.

These guys are DUMB. Sure, they are going to screw up the country, but by 2016, the Democrat brand is going to stink like a dead skunk in the middle of the road, and all the nasty propaganda that NBC, CNN. CBS and ABC can crank out won't change the reality of the world.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 09:19 PM (Md8Uo)

376 >>>This is quite possibly the most evil President ever. ...

And the fact is, he is doing this all because he thinks the USA has been the most evil country ever in its past, so he is "fixing" it. No sense in saying this again, but I simply can't believe that so many people I know were willing to put him back in office.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:19 PM (4Mv1T)

377 After reading the HillBuzz stuff on Obama, to "play golf" will never sound the same again.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 09:19 PM (uf1vM)

378 The dollar is king. Wait till the Fed tightens and watch gold go back to $600.


The dollar is the one-eyes man leading the blind.


Tell me how much you make on precious metal options in about a year.

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2013 09:20 PM (z9HTb)

379 #354 What makes you think Boehner is going to cave? If this election told us anything, it's that the Republicans have pretty much an ironclad majority and they are not scared of Obama. The majority of the Republican caucus come from safe seats and their constituents are telling them to fuck Obama.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:20 PM (Ea7Up)

380 Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:15 PM (LRFds)

If true, it took him way to long to get to this point!

I simply cannot trust anyone in the Republican leadership to be principled based on what I have seen so far. I think they will pull a Miss Lindsay as 2014 approaches and convince us Charlie Browns that THIS time they will not pull away the conservative football, so we should really give it the old college try once again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:20 PM (Cnqmv)

381 364 model 1066,

pretty much...

a mix of Hugo Chavez and Mummer Q and SH probably...

God only knows what games he'll play with that much control over such prosperity....

Hubert there counts on it he whacks off to this fantasy that GDP +.1% is a hotrod but he is either a jackoff Watermelon kultist or a thief...

take your pick....

they are either getting conned or in on the con....

end of story.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:20 PM (LRFds)

382 347 go to nationaljournal.com and read Fournier's
piece on Obama's presser today. "Washington in Obama's Words" It is
brutal.

Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:17 PM (Ea7Up)

thank you.

Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)

383 Fucking sven ...... smarter and faster .


Asshole .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:21 PM (TQOZk)

384 380 Hrothgar,

he ain't dumb and we don't know how treasonous and fractured the caucus is...

Cantor is either the cause or trying to contain a schism and I think 18 New England and Urban RiNOs are holding the effort to stop Ogabe hostage...

if so the speaker should admit it and resign and force the moonbats to switch parties and let the donks have the bobsled course again...

I am not kidding better that than what has been going on

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:22 PM (LRFds)

385 383 Bill D Cat,

sorry?!?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:22 PM (LRFds)

386 I meant Asshole as a compliment .

Fucker .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:24 PM (TQOZk)

387 With blistering-hot economic booms like these, who needs depressions?

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2013 09:24 PM (FcR7P)

388 Hubert there counts on it he whacks off to this fantasy that GDP +.1% is
a hotrod but he is either a jackoff Watermelon kultist or a thief...



He's a turd-polishing troll.


Was crowing about 92% employment. He doesn't believe the crap he is spewing.

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2013 09:25 PM (z9HTb)

389 Make sure he studies in northern Thailand. The South is full of jihadis. But then, so was my local mosque.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2013 09:25 PM (uf1vM)

390 Woodward is being declared a Rethuglican by the MSM.

I have hate dreams of these thugs being hauled off to camps, where they're forced to forage for roots and cannibalize each other.

Picture, if you will (go to your Happy Place) Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, Chrissy Matthews, Joe Scarborough, Mika Whatthefuck, etc., etc., etc.

Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)

391
Obama appears worried about that. He stressed Friday that Americans
won't feel the effects right away. "The pain, though, will be real,"
he said.

-------------




Finally, Obama's approval rating on the economy is weak and slipping,
polls show, and the public supports some type of spending cut to deal
with the deficit, even if they don't agree with the GOP approach.

For his part, Boehner spoke briefly outside the White House to urge Congress and the president to pass a budget resolution.

On a day of spin and blame-shifting, the president did hit the mark
once. "This is not a win for anybody," he said. "This is a loss for
America."


national journal -ron fornier

Posted by: willow ette. at March 01, 2013 09:25 PM (nqBYe)

392 The job creators need to be left alone and set wages, so they can profit.

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:26 PM (OWQ+e)

393 OMB's sequestration report- http://1.usa.gov/Z87wXg (83pp)

"This report provides calculations of the amounts and percentages by
which various budgetary resources are required to be reduced, and a
listing of the reductions required for each non-exempt budget account."

Posted by: 80sBaby at March 01, 2013 09:26 PM (YjDyJ)

394 Harkin has it wrong, the min wage should be about $180 per hr. That way, you work 29 hours a week to avoid Obamacare, and still gross $250000 which makes you rich, eliminates poverty, and makes you a taxable cash cow for Obama -- win win.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:27 PM (Cnqmv)

395 Just sent a birfday card and money to my liberal sister who still worships Obama even though she hasn't had an actual job in her field for over three years.

Waiting to see if she sends a thank-you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:28 PM (UOM48)

396 386 Bill D Cat,

yeah I took it as one...nah to be fair I have been ruminating on this since ~June if you'll recall and his behavior lends itself to my hypothesis.

1) He's a chicago guy this is the united States of Chicago he refused to ok Keystone regardless b/c he wanted to control the licenses after the refineries fired UP

2) every indicator says we have massive reserves of LNG and SHAle crude potential to dwarf even the 1930s max output

3) the democrats have decided they will never remove him come hell or high water...it'd take a massive general strike like the orange revolution that ain't gonna happen

At best we'll split the nation peacefully at worst there's a shooting war or we just fold but America as rendered is gonna die in the next 4-8 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:28 PM (LRFds)

397 These guys are DUMB. Sure, they are going to screw up the country, but by 2016, the Democrat brand is going to stink like a dead skunk in the middle of the road, and all the nasty propaganda that NBC, CNN. CBS and ABC can crank out won't change the reality of the world.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 09:19 PM (Md8Uo)

CJ- I know you are right. But is the LIV ever convinced? What does it take? Does $6 gas do it. I have family members that are not stupid, but the 'r' brand does not have the "messaging". They still think republicans are all for "fat-cat" "big big biz-ness" cigar-smoking, back-room dealing, "rich white guys"...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:28 PM (mkb9H)

398
Finally, Obama's approval rating on the economy is weak and slipping,
polls show, and the public supports some type of spending cut to deal
with the deficit, even if they don't agree with the GOP approach.


Soooo....WHAT!!!???

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 09:29 PM (NaN1c)

399
Harkin's shit is all fucked up and he smells like a used condom and rotten corn cobs.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 09:29 PM (Md8Uo)

400 390 jane D'oh,

Yup Bob "I ratfucked Nixon with CBS' help" Woodward....

Republican operative...

they are proving we cannot coexist because they are insane

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:29 PM (LRFds)

401 We need to cut taxes on the job creators, its common sense.

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (OWQ+e)

402 >>>republicans are all for "fat-cat" "big big biz-ness" cigar-smoking, back-room dealing, "rich white guys"...

The few rich guys I know are all dems.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)

403 I love you guys and I'm off to bed. If we wake up tomorrow, I'm sure we'll still be fucked.

Thanks, LIV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)

404 397 capt backfire,

Look CB I am in the same boat with the cali part of my in laws...

at some point you let the batters go...

I asked them the last time I spoke to them on anything....

"the GOP is the party of the rich and corporations right? so why does it not aim the newsies at the donks instead of temselves?"

*crickets*

fuck 'em there's only so much room on the escape craft bud

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (LRFds)

405 ATC I have a favor to ask.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (I2LwF)

406
Just sent a birfday card and money to my liberal sister

No anthrax?

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (nGR88)

407 36
My God these people suck so much Obama cock i am shocked SHOCKED that they have time to breathe.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (+OTLF)


This is when that ear breathing thing comes in handy.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (Gk3SS)

Oh yeah...I have heard of a few forward leaning journolistas getting trachiotomies so they dont have to stop to breathe while fellating Teh WOn.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at March 01, 2013 09:32 PM (+OTLF)

408 AtC, my week could have gone better. how was your week?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 09:32 PM (BBWjt)

409 A ten dollar tax on abortions will save the Head Start program.

Stop worrying, you guys.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 09:33 PM (BVkEs)

410 hourly news on the radio- talking about how the 'cuts' will make for smaller unemployment checks

AGAIN- that must be the most powerful $85 billion in world history, because apparently it funds everything in human existence- from Aircraft carriers to Zoo upkeep

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:33 PM (8sCoq)

411 "The Fed tightens."

That National Debt isn't going to monetize itself, you know.


Posted by: Al at March 01, 2013 09:34 PM (V70Uh)

412 sven,
I'm in Calgary and in construction .
Keystone , to me , is important .
As far as divided countries , there's a sea change coming , and it won't be pretty .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:35 PM (TQOZk)

413 The few rich guys I know are all dems.



Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)

This is a real anomaly. It seems almost all the really rich guys are libs. Maybe it is something like the "Really rich libs were originally just rich conservatives until they figured out that campaign contributions pay off better if you're a Democrat!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:35 PM (Cnqmv)

414 402
>>>republicans are all for "fat-cat" "big big biz-ness" cigar-smoking, back-room dealing, "rich white guys"...

The few rich guys I know are all dems.

Let me add to that that there is a handful who are conservatives, but I have to ask myself, is it only because they are socons?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:35 PM (4Mv1T)

415 More of the same Fed tightening crap from the same commenter.
The Fed can't tighten. They are even admitting as much in whispered tones. The Fed's balance sheet hit $3T (20% of GDP) last week or so. They have nothing but long term Ts and MBSes making up the brunt of what they're creating M0 money against. Uncle has $16.5T in debt.
Figure out just what the interest on that debt will be if rates rise even to their historical average. Hint, it ain't pretty. Japan right now is paying over half all tax revenue in interest, at 1% on their 10yr bonds. That's the box The Bernank has put us, same as the BoJ.
Also, if Helicopter Ben starts trying to tighten, the market value of the asset side of his balance sheet starts declining. He will take a capital loss on paper and have to transfer it to Treasury to keep the system in balance on paper. That means more debt for the US Treasury essentially.
So, if they tighten, the fuck the federal govt. and fuck themselves. Theend game is either deflationary ice or inflationary fire, depending on just what they do. The checks stop or they're paid in worthless dollars.
The best you can hope for is a Japan-like stagnation. That's the only thing staying off the end game.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (Pqgwi)

416 7 of the 10 richest members of Congress are Democrats

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (8sCoq)

417 AtC, my week could have gone better. how was your week?


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 09:32 PM (BBWjt)



It was okay, found out today my dad gets out of the rehab place this coming Tuesday so that's good and his PT is going really well.


ATC I have a favor to ask.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (I2LwF)



What's up?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS)

418 If the minimum wage were 2.50 an hour, then the job creators would become rich and their wealth would trickle down. This is common economic sense that the libs just dont understand.

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (OWQ+e)

419 As far as divided countries , there's a sea change coming , and it won't be pretty .


Que?

Posted by: Catalan at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (z9HTb)

420
How about a SHARK TANK thread on Friday nights?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 01, 2013 09:37 PM (eHNxr)

421 I LOLed and nearly blew head cold snot all over my computer when I read "Dr Testicle." 'Made sure that @AliVelshi got a chance to see it in his mentions.

Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2013 09:37 PM (5H6zj)

422 Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:33 PM (8sCoq)

Yes, how can it be that only $85 billion is funding every critical aspect of government at every level?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:38 PM (Cnqmv)

423 379
#354 What makes you think Boehner is going to cave?



Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 09:20 PM (Ea7Up)


Oh, I dunno....his history of caving maybe?

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2013 09:38 PM (X6akg)

424 7 of the 10 richest members of Congress are Democrats

And most of them did not work for their money...family business and all that. At least John Kerry worked for his......if by work, you mean having to go down on that shriveled up mass he calls a wife.....which yes, I would consider work. I mean, I would have to work pretty hard to get excited enough to "perform" with that.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 01, 2013 09:38 PM (OWjjx)

425 So funny. Ali Veshi looks jooish to me.

Posted by: Al at March 01, 2013 09:39 PM (V70Uh)

426 AtC that is great news!

here is a kitteh for you

http://tinyurl.com/a4m2gv6

okay it's not really a kitteh but I think you'll like it anyway

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 09:39 PM (BBWjt)

427 Alexandra, email me.

So I can ask you away from the mob.

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:39 PM (I2LwF)

428
Cap'n Backfire @ 397

Well, the stupid will always be with us. I am more concerned about the other type, the determined invincible imbeciles that have money and influence that buy into the Obama idiocy. We all know people like that, and the folks here daily tell tales about those kinds of people that they either work for, work with, or have to interact with.

The next four years will be interesting, to say the least. The idiot sycophants may think that Obama has worked some kind of miracle here, but at heart, he is a looter who has never created anything, and is always looking for a con, a way to shake down the producers. We live in days like the times written about in "Atlas Shrugs". Whether we pull out or plunge deeper.......is up to us.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 09:40 PM (Md8Uo)

429 Let me add to that that there is a handful who are conservatives, but I have to ask myself, is it only because they are socons?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:35 PM (4Mv1T)

A conservative with money has a big fucking target on his back.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:40 PM (7xPCu)

430 Speaking of kinky boots, did you ever see "Kinky Boots?"

Posted by: Al at March 01, 2013 09:40 PM (V70Uh)

431 Boner's going to cave.

Trust me. I know a thing or two about caves you guys.

and boners......

Posted by: The Sandra Fluke's Gynecologist at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (ntNJz)

432 okay it's not really a kitteh but I think you'll like it anyway


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 09:39 PM (BBWjt)



I do indeed like those!


Truman, I don't think I have your email.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (Gk3SS)

433 Holy crap that's funny.

Posted by: Planmandan at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (ZZCJb)

434 430 Speaking of kinky boots, did you ever see "Kinky Boots?"
Posted by: Al at March 01, 2013 09:40 PM (V70Uh)

Wasn't he the bassist for Parliament?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (7xPCu)

435 The only fair minimum wage is one that is expanded to include the self employed.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (9HhTH)

436
32 Libtards all point to the stock market that is reaching historically historic highs in the history of the market.


Correct me if I'm misremembering, but around 2008-2009, weren't we told:

President Obama said Tuesday that he is not intently focused on the “day-to-day gyrations of the stock market,” comparing the downward roller-coaster on Wall Street to the fickle nature of political polls.

“You know, it bobs up and down day to day,” Mr. Obama said. “And if you spend all your time worrying about that, then you’re probably going to get the long-term strategy wrong.”


A consistent narrative, beeyotches, how does that work?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (ZfBzk)

437 430
Speaking of kinky boots, did you ever see "Kinky Boots?"


My kinky boobs tuck into my kinky boots you guys!

Posted by: Hellen Thomas at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (ntNJz)

438 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS)

Glad to hear your dad is doing well. My advice is to encourage him to never skimp on the rehab exercises and continue them long after he thinks he can stop.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (Cnqmv)

439 Gordon, yes
why should labor law privilege one type of labor over another?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (BBWjt)

440 >>>A conservative with money has a big fucking target on his back.

Not sure of you infferance, but these guys, to a one, all made it on their own.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:43 PM (4Mv1T)

441 the globalists (Soros et al) will not let the nation split peacefully. never say never?

I'm sayin' never

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 09:43 PM (XvrTA)

442 If you look at my posts, as I am making them, it appears in a little rounded rectangle right below my name, DUH








sanderson2208 @ gmail . com


Write it down you tards

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:44 PM (I2LwF)

443 Oh, I dunno....his history of caving maybe?


Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2013 09:38 PM (X6akg)

Ah, I am not alone!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:44 PM (Cnqmv)

444 My nipples are have calluses.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 01, 2013 09:44 PM (jucos)

445 Helen Thomas' nipples squirt spiders.

Posted by: AAAAH! at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (mopd5)

446 Not sure of you infferance, but these guys, to a one, all made it on their own.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:43 PM (4Mv1T)

Conservative with $ = evil, must be destroyed
Lefty with $ = No problem!

According to media regulations

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (7xPCu)

447 "...The few rich guys I know are all dems..."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)

The only really "RICH" guy I "know" (and that was a vicarious, working for him as a client) is Leon Levine of Family Dollar. And although a Jeewww, he is a "liberal".

The "wealthy" guys I know, in the construction industry, the real "job-creators" are all "self-made" company starters, 20 years + in. And they are ALL, to-a-man, "Conservatives". Just leave us alone, and let us do our thing!

We won't deliberately hurt anyone, and we will hire, and pay commiserate to ability. That's the way it is supposed to work. WORK and PAY!!! Duh!

As Sven so beautifully and succinctly stated it: "If men were actually 'free' to gain. To try. Maybe fail. And if need-be die in the pursuit of honest gain, we would be a better society. At at the end of the day freedom is not about freedom from failure, or loss, it is about mutual interlocking self-interest."

THAT IS CAPITALISM!

I read that the founder of Subway said if he had to do it over "today" with all of the current impediments he "would not". Try to be a "start-up" today, without any cronyism...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (mkb9H)

448 Libtards all point to the stock market that is reaching historically historic highs in the history of the market.

The market is high because, frankly, there is no other place to stick whatever excess cash you may have.

No one is investing in new businesses because, quite frankly, the environment to start one sucks. Savings and other conservative investments are offering practically zero return. Wall Street has become nothing more than Vegas in a suit....put some cash in, hope it goes up, then cash out.

A crash is coming. None of the underlying metrics make sense.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (OWjjx)

449 My nipples are actually kneecaps.

You guys

Posted by: Hellen Thomas at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (ntNJz)

450 half (roughly) the fucking country has a target on its back. there's prioritization, of course

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (XvrTA)

451 Volker tightened when the National Debt wasn't so massive.


Posted by: Al at March 01, 2013 09:46 PM (V70Uh)

452 The Helen Thomas sock never fails to hilarify

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:46 PM (I2LwF)

453 Que?

Simple . The people that supply the tax dollars to sustain the non-productive have life skills such as reading , writing and math that let them live a life free from a gubmint handout . Those who recieve this largess , do not . Sooner or later .......

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 09:46 PM (TQOZk)

454 Posted by: model_1066

Got it. Agreed. Takes me a minute to connect the dots.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)

455 A conservative with money has a big fucking target on his back.

Not sure of you inference, but these guys, to a one, all made it on their own.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2013 09:43 PM (4Mv1T)

My take would be that successful self-made men (who would tend to be conservative) are anathema to Libs and thus incur the wrath of the Imperial State quite easily!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:47 PM (Cnqmv)

456 If you look at my posts, as I am making them, it appears in a little rounded rectangle right below my name, DUH





Crikey, aren't you cranky.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 09:47 PM (Gk3SS)

457 Soviet propaganda, but actually more sophisticated.

Posted by: Tonawanda at March 01, 2013 09:47 PM (GeFHE)

458 Sooner or later .......

It comes down to fate....might as well be the one........

Posted by: Billy Joel, look at me now....can you believe I banged a super model? at March 01, 2013 09:48 PM (OWjjx)

459 Cranky? You should see what I'm keeping under this desk

Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:49 PM (I2LwF)

460 You should see what I'm keeping under this desk
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:49 PM (I2LwF)

Break out the magnifying glass.

Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 09:49 PM (BekL6)

461 412 Bill D Cat,

hey hey from a fellow (Temporary once upon an early childhood) Calgary boy....


Yeah pretty much I mean you KNOW the wealth and please you have direct ACTUAL on site knowledge I lack...

I research it and I have contacts in it but I am not yet and please God willing let it be so when wife gets out part of the Shale boom.

Canada is having a hell of a boom and were America smart she'd be getting the offshore LNG ship loading plant construction, the LNG fired generator manufacture, the rig building mechanism...


I mean tell them, tell them what a smart America will look like because God fucking help me th4e GOP will not and the News never will....

we are on a canon of wealth potential and we are letting the AGW cult EPA and Media stifle the news....

Tell 'em Bill they won't believe me I am at best viewed as a psychotic unpredictable, bitter asshole who is at best sometimes funny way too cryptic and maybe insane....

tell 'em Bill tell 'em about roughnecks with 182,000 in the bank dying to be spent,....


Bill if it ever comes to it and there is no fight to save it down here you'll find me up there living under a bridge bud.

Bless you

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:50 PM (LRFds)

462 459
Cranky? You should see what I'm keeping under this desk



Is it a black snake?


*giggles*

Posted by: 17 year old girl at March 01, 2013 09:50 PM (ntNJz)

463 Break out the magnifying glass.

And that calls for an automatic standing 8 count right there.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM (OWjjx)

464 Trust me. I know a thing or two about caves you guys.

and boners......


Posted by: The Sandra Fluke's Gynecologist at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (ntNJz)

Hot dog in the eye of a hurricane

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM (FIDMq)

465 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (mkb9H)

Think the founder of Home Depot said much the same thing that due to current financial regulations he could not duplicate his Home Depot startup approach in todays world.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM (Cnqmv)

466 No one is investing in new businesses because, quite frankly, the environment to start one sucks.


A national government run on an ad-hoc basis, what could go wrong?

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM (z9HTb)

467 ONT up

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM (BBWjt)

468 You should see what I'm keeping under this desk
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 09:49 PM (I2LwF)
----------------------------------------------------
Can I get out now?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 01, 2013 09:52 PM (jucos)

469 455 hrothgar,

That is what the delays are and the joke of green shoots...

The democrats are doing their best to game licenses and leases....

believe it the most dangerous thing on the planet is a wealthy confident American who has faith in the nation....at that point who needs democrats?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:52 PM (LRFds)

470 Get these muthah fuckin' snakes out from under my muthah fuckin's desk!

Posted by: Trunan Jackson Samuel Jones at March 01, 2013 09:53 PM (Md8Uo)

471 Hot dog in the eye of a hurricane
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM (FIDMq)

Astronomers are being hired to help visualize the enormous scale of that diseased cavity.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:53 PM (7xPCu)

472 I hate regulations. If I want to serve horse meat, in my beef, then why the fk does anyone say I can not?

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:54 PM (OWQ+e)

473
Yes, Volcker tightened to kill inflation that was going to kill us. Short term T-bill rates hit 15%, FF rate hit 17% or so. Now, how much debt did the Federal govt have at that time? Hint, nothing compared to now. Oh, and how did Volcker tighten? Well inflation and velocity was such that all he had to do was cut the rate of the growth of the monetary base, not actually pull money out.
The monetary base now stands at $2.8T. If the Bernank wants to tighten, he's going to have pull in a tremendous amount of base money, by selling the *long term* bonds he has. He has "twisted" away all his short term, and relatively interest insensitive to duration instruments.
When he starts flooding the market with all the Uncle debt he's bought up to keep rates low, allowing Barky and the Clowns to borrow $1T/year for the last 4 years, he dramatically increases Uncle's borrowing costs. Interest payments skyrocket, going vertical. Uncle is then fucked, royally.
And as he does, he starts off a positive feedback cycle killing his own mark to market value of his balance sheet.
He can only sit on his ass and hope inflation doesn't get out of hand and the status quo continues. Or he hopes the BLS can figure out how to lie and hide any real inflation that showed up.
Running some numbers here, my grocery bill has increased about 11% year over year. But no, there's no inflation, nicely at Ben's little target of 2% per year.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 01, 2013 09:55 PM (Pqgwi)

474 472 I hate regulations. If I want to serve horse meat, in my beef, then why the fk does anyone say I can not?
Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:54 PM (OWQ+e)

Time to drag out another Simpsons quote: Homer gets some food from a street vendor in Brazil, I think...

"It's carne de burro"

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 09:55 PM (7xPCu)

475 Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 09:52 PM (LRFds)


The environuts didn't ever think there would be a source of energy that they couldn't shut down easily, but shale popped up unexpectedly. The delays are to give them time to game licenses, leases, fees, and to write thousands of pages of regulations that will be waivered for the "correct" development companies.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2013 09:56 PM (Cnqmv)

476 Only 2 percent of the populace has never seen the Simpsons, I am they

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:58 PM (OWQ+e)

477
"The Fed tightens."

That National Debt isn't going to monetize itself, you know.




Posted by: Al at March 01, 2013 09:34 PM (V70Uh)

I expect Bawney Fwank's asshole will tighten before the Fed does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2013 10:00 PM (673KB)

478
476 Only 2 percent of the populace has never seen the Simpsons, I am they
Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 09:58 PM (OWQ+e)

Not in english, but you get the drift...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbNnsnfIBo

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 10:00 PM (7xPCu)

479 sven ,
Calgary is an interesting city .
I'm just finishing working at the "BOW" , Encana and Cenovis's flagship building . The money spent on this project was staggering , to say the least . 58 stories , two years late and more than twice the original budget .
There's a half a dozen more coming out of the ground as I type this . Keystone goes foreward and it's full blown gong show . in a good way .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 10:01 PM (TQOZk)

480 475 Hrothgar,

Yup...

Believe me I am not ashamed to say that after playing stone faced the night of the race so wife would have an anchor I cried for about 4 hours after she went to sleep.

This was our last high probability safe shot to fix them mess the donks have been working on since Carter at a relatively low cost.....

and we blew it.

Hubert Shitensluper better pray Bark is truly magic....

all I'm gonna say because I aim to weaponize freeshit army in reverse hubert.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)

481 479 Bill D Cat,

I'm happy for you I miss Alberta deperately...I have said my whole life that when I die I don't have far to go to heaven just a bit to the NW.....

Keep up the good work inexpensive abundant energy makes the world go 'round and helps everyone....

it is why the marxists hate it

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 10:03 PM (LRFds)

482 bible speak, it makes not much sense to me

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 10:06 PM (OWQ+e)

483 if i were to die, i would blame ...

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 10:08 PM (OWQ+e)

484 my mother

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 10:09 PM (OWQ+e)

485 For any of you who don't realize the enormity of what The Bernank has done, here is a graph of the monetary base, the amount of money the Fed had "printed" (the brunt of it is electronic, not FRNs):
http://tinyurl.com/8z3u5g
That is "quantitative easing". Now, on that scale, do you see any blips during the 70s? Not a one. Ben has printed moredollars since the Crisis started in '08 that has been created in the entire history of the country.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 01, 2013 10:09 PM (Pqgwi)

486 Fiat

Fiat money is money that derives its value from government regulation or law. The term fiat currency is used when the fiat money is used as the main currency of ...


gold

Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 10:12 PM (OWQ+e)

487 485 Publius,

Yup...people cannot comprehend the numbers involved...

beggars the imagination...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 10:18 PM (LRFds)

488 483 if i were to die, i would blame ...
Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 10:08 PM (OWQ+e)

Being alive in the first place?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 10:20 PM (7xPCu)

489 Obama denies being a "dictator"---but on the other hand, he's surely a dickwad.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 01, 2013 10:27 PM (oe1aw)

490
I expect Bawney Fwank's asshole will tighten before the Fed does.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2013 10:00 PM (673KB)


Silwy silwy boy.
*giggles*

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at March 01, 2013 10:31 PM (ntNJz)

491 Dr. Testicle *making a note* putting that one down for posterity.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 01, 2013 10:43 PM (g5wi5)

492 "Happy Hunger Games,
And may the odds be ever in your favor."

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 01, 2013 10:49 PM (U6K0J)

493 Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:30 PM (mCvL4

I missed that splendid event. Thanks for the Judd quote. Outside of "Dr.Testicle" you've made my night.

Everytime she opens her mouth, I pause and think, she can't possibly say anything more moronic than earlier. Then the noise is emitted, and, to my continuing delight, YES SHE CAN.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 01, 2013 10:49 PM (g5wi5)

494 We are living combination of Atlas Shrugged & The Hunger Games. in both stories, I loathe "the Capitol"

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 01, 2013 10:52 PM (U6K0J)

495 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (mkb9H)

My family is in development and during an earlier phase of my life I headed one branch of the business. And I agree with your description of people in the construction business; all of them conservatives.

Most are self-made, which is a pathway that would be impossible today. Now you have to begin a building business with huge deep pockets, or no one will finance you. Moreover, Obama has made it nearly impossible to roll profits back to the war chest; and that move alone has decreased developments for the obvious reasons.

We are the canary in the coal mine, but you would think he wanted to harm the nations building industry on purpose. uh huh

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 01, 2013 11:22 PM (g5wi5)

496 24 Puffy Faced potential Senate candidate takes questions;

A note on the twichy twitter comments on her use of the word "feller"

Ms.Judd is adapting her new acting role of
"THE KENTUCKY CANDIDATE WHO HAS GENERATIONAL ROOTS"

"Feller" is an affectation straight out of Jessie Stuart's novels of post-civil war Kentucky. We have people who massacre grammar, but "feller" has vanished from the lexicon. She is attempting to recreate Loretta Lynn as her role.

ACT I, SCENE I :
"I am just a good ol country girl, see I how I can talk like ya'all"

ACT II will include scenes :
Judd wrestling at the Pike County, Greased Pig Contest
(yes they really have one)
Judd chawing' tebacckky
Judd brewing and drinkin' white lightnin'
Judd fixin' her own mint jeewlip
Judd riding to victory at the Kentucky Derby
Judd inspecting the HEMP farms hidden in the hills of Western Kentucky and trying out the product

Have I left out any stereotypes?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 02, 2013 12:19 AM (g5wi5)

497 http://www.flickr.com/photos/sgtkey0811/8520323460/in/photostream/lightbox/

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at March 02, 2013 12:25 AM (Gh/Sl)

498 The biggest hint that Judd does not know Kentucky is her conception that the state has a homogeneous culture. Inside her tiny brain, women talk and think like a cross between Loretta Lynn and Daisy Mae ( see the cartoon Lil'Abner). Quite the opposite. The state operates like four states within one, with very distinct cultures. Northern Kentucky is one giant subdivision of Cincinnati. Central Kentucky thinks it is still a British colony, and Eastern Kentucky doesn't trust foreigners- that means you, Judd.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 02, 2013 12:31 AM (g5wi5)

499 498 I'd rather be surfin,

That's an interesting point and as an outsider with some exposure I was able to discern three.

The good news is our foe is retarded, the bad news is the media covers for them a lot.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 07:19 AM (LRFds)

500 "39
Veshi has an undergraduate degree in religious studies. How the hell is he an economist?"

So, what is your point?

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Guy, BA, Mechanical Drawing at March 02, 2013 01:18 PM (aDwsi)

501 Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 07:19 AM (LRFds)

Western Kentucky is more complicated. The Bowling Green area is a cross between Nashville and Eastern Kentucky, but Louisville is a cross between old South, Indiana and Detriot. You have to spend time there to understand their cultural confusion- and it is a doozy. The city is eating itself from within, and a possible candidate for riots within the next 5 years.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 02, 2013 04:49 PM (g5wi5)






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