Overnight Open Thread (2-27-2013)– Staying In Edition

Tonight might be a good night to lock your doors and polish up the old family silver in .45 and .357.

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Quote of the Day:

If the roles were reversed, Democrats would never have let the nominee get confirmed. Thanks to the GOP, we have a Washington where stellar candidates such as John Bolton and Miguel Estrada do not get confirmed, but a pro-Iranian anti-Israeli dolt like Chuck Hagel gets through.

-- NRO's Andrew McCarthy on Hagel's Confirmation

Moe Lane: Obama as a Role-playing Gamer

Sure it's kinda geeky but I think it's also dead on.

This next part is unavoidably geeky, but necessary: because it's there where you can find the specialized jargon that can describe the Obama administration.  To sum it up for the gaming geeks who are reading this: Barack Obama is a munchkin mini-maxer who has put all of his points into "winning elections" because he found an exploit that made him President early.  And now he's trying to solve everything else via The Gun Is My Skill List and/or button-mashing, with predictable results.

...No, seriously: if you have a very specific background that entire paragraph makes crystalline sense.  But I will happily translate.

To begin with: a munchkin (or power gamer, or mini-maxer, or a bunch of terms that cannot be repeated here) is a type of gamer (roleplaying, computer, roleplaying-computer) who looks for loopholes in the rules - because games have rules, and there isn't a ruleset in the world that cannot be manipulated by somebody with enough motivation/obsession.  And it turns out that the American Democratic primary system was full of such loopholes, which is why Barack Obama won the nomination in 2008 despite losing almost all the big Democratic primary states (and arguably the popular vote, depending on how you score Michigan).

...Mini-maxing is when a player designs a character that is fantastically good at one thing, at the expense of everything else.  So you could end up with a character who is, say, obscenely good at hitting things with a sword - but can't convince a bunch of sailors to drink free beer.  The mini-maxer doesn't mind; he'll just go around the game trying to resolve as many problems as he can by hitting them with a sword (tabletop gamers - err, "D&D players" - often call this The Gun is My Skill List, although obviously substitute a sword for a gun in the name).

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Minitrue (MSM Division) Cleans up after Michelle Obama

To save your precious viewing time.

ABC is defending its decision to edit out an apparently erroneous claim by Michelle Obama in its broadcast of the first lady's interview on Good Morning America today, saying it made the changes "solely" for the sake of time.

As The Washington Examiner reported this morning, the first lady claimed during an interview with Good Morning America's Robin Roberts that 15-year-old Hadiya Pendleton, who was killed in Chicago shortly after performing during the President's Inauguration, was shot because "some kids had some automatic weapons they didn't need."

In fact, Chicago Police reported Pendleton was shot by a man who "opened fire with a handgun before fleeing in a waiting car," according to the Associated Press.

For the broadcast, ABC's Good Morning America producers edited out the first lady's "automatic weapon" line.

Billionaires of the World

Ranked as of today.

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Top Commercials of the 70's

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Asteroids and Mythology

Abbott believes that a space object about 300 meters in diameter hit the Gulf of Carpentaria, north of Australia, in 536 A.D. An object that size, striking at up to 50,000 miles per hour, could release as much energy as 1,000 nuclear bombs. Debris, dust, and gases thrown into the atmosphere by the impact would have blocked sunlight, temporarily cooling the planet-and indeed, contemporaneous accounts describe dim skies, cold summers, and poor harvests in 536 and 537.

...What's more, the Gulf of Carpentaria object was a skipping stone compared with an object that Abbott thinks whammed into the Indian Ocean near Madagascar some 4,800 years ago, or about 2,800 B.C. Researchers generally assume that a space object a kilometer or more across would cause significant global harm: widespread destruction, severe acid rain, and dust storms that would darken the world's skies for decades. The object that hit the Indian Ocean was three to five kilometers across, Abbott believes, and caused a tsunami in the Pacific 600 feet high-many times higher than the 2004 tsunami that struck Southeast Asia. Ancient texts such as Genesis and the Epic of Gilgamesh support her conjecture, describing an unspeakable planetary flood in roughly the same time period.

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The Mystery of Mangenta and How your Eyes Perceive Colors

Pink AKA magenta does not appear in the rainbow and is only an artifact of how our eyes perceive color.

How Diets Really Work

Except that in real life the self-loathing phase goes on longer.

Teh Tweet!

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Comments

1 First!

Posted by: Biblio at February 27, 2013 10:25 PM (LNe4F)

2 An American Fool Abroad… Ought To “Dare To Be Stupid”

According to newly minted Secretary of State John Kerry, the 1st Amendment is tantamount to a “right to be stupid.“ That Kerry emphasized Americans as being free to be stupid as explanation for American Exceptionalism is pernicious and odious. But if that “stupidity” is what made Americans great, then perhaps Kerry, along with the rest of the Obama administration, out to just “Dare to Be Stupid.” A little mood music...

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1595

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 10:26 PM (Vk2pI)

3 Nice ONT Maet,

Mom used to say I'd watch the ChuckWagon commercial like it was a TV show and then go back to playing....

and yeah the haggle confirmation sucked ass...

I hate McCain and Graham as much as bark and Luap Nor junior is a dollar bill's width in lap dance from sitting on Christy's lap in the Lupa Nor "F88k YOU GOP" seat.

Other than that how was the play Ms Onassis?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:27 PM (LRFds)

4 Oh, and on my way out for the night, I pose this last question:

Which of you Morons are responsible for this youtube creation?

PbzSi0LTu0s

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 10:28 PM (eyJh9)

5 Good evening.

This cup of herbal mint tea is most delicious.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2013 10:28 PM (LUnTP)

6 Evening morons.


OK, any of you all comment on your local paper's site?

I have started and I find it extremely depressing. The stupid is just fucking amazing.

I assume kids are commenting? The replies I get to simple shit just amazes me.

Serious stupid is alive out there.


Course, butt fucking stupid is sort of like shooting ducks in a pond. It is sort of rude, but it is still sort of fun in a sick way.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at February 27, 2013 10:29 PM (wR+pz)

7
"Other than that how was the play Ms Onassis"
Fine, I guess, but Mary Todd? Not so much.

Posted by: Jess1 at February 27, 2013 10:29 PM (lbiWb)

8 I find calendars to be wildly optimistic products...

...they presume there's a future.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 10:29 PM (/gHaE)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2013 10:30 PM (JMmQ9)

10 10th, you fuckers!

Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 10:31 PM (3fX4B)

11 Jennifer Grey has made herself unrecognizable after altering her face several times. She used to be cute. Now? Not so much.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 10:31 PM (jucos)

12 I've had fun today (after being pissed off about shovelling wet snow and slush several times plus moving the snowplow tailings from the driveway) by watching last season's finale and the first three episodes of the new season of Justified. Good stuff so far even beside the one nice babe ass shot and a Kodiak bear furby. (Or furrie or whatever.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 10:32 PM (ORGYc)

13 ABC just happened to edit out something stupid said by the First Lady. Because in the big-time Media world seconds count don't ya know.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 27, 2013 10:32 PM (vfB2N)

14 Astroturf, of the zombie kind, is responsible, also GIGO, they absorb the lies, that's what the 'regurgitate' back;

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 27, 2013 10:32 PM (Jsiw/)

15 7 Jess1,

well I am told by my betters I am to embrace the new American culture as told by Seth McFarland....

"too soon Seth?"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:32 PM (LRFds)

16 off damn foster sock


For your viewing pleasure, ghey black fashion show goes wrong.

Check out the 300 lb momma throwing a table.



http://tinyurl.com/bpwzcbe

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 10:33 PM (wR+pz)

17 Good guess, Peaches.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 10:33 PM (ORGYc)

18 The brilliance of American stupidity in the past was in thinking that accepted safe solutions could be improved on when everyone knew that was impossible and a fools errand.

Straying from the beaten path invites colossal failure, which is stupid...except when it works...then you're a fucking genius.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 10:33 PM (/gHaE)

19 The USA is now officially an insane asylum run by the most insane of the
insane.

In my dysfunctional state of Florida a man faces 3rd degree
felony charges for releasing helium filled balloons as a display of affection
for his sweetheart. Apparently it's a crime against the
environment.

Meanwhile the president is releasing hundreds of illegals to
pollute the environment, but that's ok.

Our corrupt and inept congress
approved a dunderhead as Sec. of Defense and he was apparently late today for
his first day on the job. Traffic was his excuse. He will be in good dunderhead
company with Biden, Kerry, Boner and Reid.

We are funding and supplying
weapons to terrorist groups disguised as governments in North Africa, the M.E.
and who knows where else. This will end well.

The economy is going down
the tubes and we are told don't worry, be happy. It's getting better,
really.

If the history of what was America is ever written by smart and
honest historians, I hope they ask; "WTF were you thinking? You had the best
system any country did or could have and you blew it." If I am alive, and that
happens I can say there was a remnant, a small remnant that did speak out and
sounded the alarm. They went by many names, Tea Party was one. The People of the
Horde was another. But they were laughed at, called extreme, reactionary, were
ridiculed and they were ignored.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 27, 2013 10:33 PM (PBm/l)

20 Evening roonz and roonettez.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:33 PM (yh0zB)

21 Hey Mikey! He likes it. He'll suck anything. Or something like that.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 10:33 PM (BVkEs)

22 @16

Try this one


http://tinyurl.com/cvhdbkj

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 10:34 PM (wR+pz)

23 Hey BCochran, you and the Mrs want to take a real trip? 2018 mission to Mars.

http://tinyurl.com/cl9sj9p

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:34 PM (xopQc)

24 Mikey after trying OgabeFlakes decided that in fact like young Donny Brazil he felt upon reflection that Ogabeflakes did indeed taste like shit.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:35 PM (LRFds)

25 I want to be on balloon dude's jury. INNOCENT!

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 10:35 PM (/gHaE)

26 hey only 11 minutes behind1

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 10:35 PM (U97pt)

27 Our local paper went to FB comments "to prevent an incident like Norway". I shit you not.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 27, 2013 10:36 PM (UE7Zc)

28 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 10:37 PM (kaalw)

29 25 Purp Av,

Hey if jury nullification is good enough for LA juries....

"how far are you willing to go?"

Yeah I think we should start cultivating a criminal class of our own.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

30 Evening y'all!

Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 10:38 PM (doBIb)

31 Yeah, that 536 AD thing was weird. The sun was blotted out for, what was it, eighteen months? And then a ship docked at Pelusium in Egypt, some rodents got loose, and . . .

There's hints that this "year without a sun" brought down Teotihuacan, several Maya kingdoms, Java, and Korea. And that it weakened the Romans and Persians.

Have they decidedly ruled out the Indonesian volcanoes, then?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

32 27
Our local paper went to FB comments "to prevent an incident like Norway". I shit you not.



No they went to FB comments to track your friends and send them ads. You have to agree to that to comment.

I use Disquss (sp?) They say the same thing, but my fake yahoo account can handle their spam.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 10:39 PM (wR+pz)

33 I told Vic one day that he was like 'Mikey'....hates everything.



He had never heard of him.....

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2013 10:39 PM (X6akg)

34 23 Hey BCochran, you and the Mrs want to take a real trip? 2018 mission to Mars.

http://tinyurl.com/cl9sj9p

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:34 PM (xopQc)




That would kick 7 different kinds of ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT)

35 People of the Horde. I like that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:39 PM (yh0zB)

36 Ahola!

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 10:40 PM (BVkEs)

37 I laughed at this:
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back I stopped at the gas station to get some gas, and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, "well, just what kind of ammo you got to trade?"

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2013 10:41 PM (l3vZN)

38 33 Tami,

Tami....you have any idea how many Mikey's Vic has known?

Including Mikey Angelo as a young man from what I've gathered...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:41 PM (LRFds)

39
Our local paper went to FB comments "to prevent an incident like Norway". I shit you not.



No they went to FB comments to track your friends and send them ads. You have to agree to that to comment.

============
Well that too, but Norway was mentioned. Me no FB.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 27, 2013 10:41 PM (OcCvK)

40 Damn scotch keeps melting my ice.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 10:41 PM (4Mv1T)

41 The colo(u)r-mixing video is interesting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 10:41 PM (eWSE+)

42 29


"how far are you willing to go?"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

No, no. It's, "What are you prepared to do?"

Posted by: A dying, blood-gurgling Jim Malone at February 27, 2013 10:41 PM (7xeJQ)

43 37 Jinx the Cat,


"secondary punchline"

"38 specials"

thanks tip the waitress...


good night now

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:42 PM (LRFds)

44 11 Jennifer Grey has made herself unrecognizable after altering her face several times. She used to be cute. Now? Not so much.

IIRC, she sticks to TV episodes and voice acting these days. The last full-length movie I saw her in was "Ritual" and I didn't even recognize Grey played one of the main characters until the credits rolled.

Posted by: The Big One at February 27, 2013 10:42 PM (EV9p4)

45 BCochran, knew that would tickle your fancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:42 PM (xopQc)

46 Just bought a 21" HD all in one I-3 with a 1T hard drive for $460. I figure the fucking screen is worth that. I am going to bag this HP touch screen 300, it is getting slow. Had Win 7 Pro, which I like better than 8.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 10:42 PM (wR+pz)

47 42 Jim Malone,

Yeah


*gurgle*

heh....point being they do not look to stop, and I am slowly taking them at their word.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:42 PM (LRFds)

48 I use Disqus with Hotmail and there wasn't anything about sending emails to my "friends" for signing up that way or that have been sent without my knowledge because I, e.g., didn't uncheck a signup box.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 10:43 PM (ORGYc)

49 Little Mikey grew up to be a cereal killer. So sad.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 10:43 PM (BVkEs)

50 Mission to Mars?

I'm in.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2013 10:43 PM (JMmQ9)

51 500 days in a small capsule with one other person...I don't know if I could stand that, no matter who the other person was. I think I'd hate myself after that amount of time, let alone someone else.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:44 PM (yh0zB)

52 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu

You're leaving already? But you just got here.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 10:44 PM (ORGYc)

53 49 Craig Poe,

the cereal had it coming....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:44 PM (LRFds)

54 50
Mission to Mars?



I'm in.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2013 10:43 PM (JMmQ9)


If it has any government funding, you will probably get to Peoria and have to turn back.

Posted by: tcn at February 27, 2013 10:44 PM (VLG62)

55 OK, any of you all comment on your local paper's site?

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at February 27, 2013 10:29 PM (wR+pz)


You picked the only sites that consistently compete with YouTube for the honor of having the dumbest, most immature commenters on the internet.

Every time I get linked to some article on one (anywhere) and accidentally see the comments, I'm reminded of why people invented terms like "intellectual cesspit."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:44 PM (bxiXv)

56 51 GGE,

eh....Skylab worked okay....so did Mir...

plus if it was spouse I could find something to do...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:45 PM (LRFds)

57 Mission to Mars?
>>

for that trip do you song 99 Billion bottles of beer on the wall?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 10:45 PM (qo244)

58 Jenna Marbles is funny. Sometimes....

Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 10:45 PM (doBIb)

59 The Baraka-as-gamer post is entertaining, and I'm not even a gamer.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 10:45 PM (+iA5G)

60 51
500 days in a small capsule with one other person...I don't know if I
could stand that, no matter who the other person was. I think I'd hate
myself after that amount of time, let alone someone else.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:44 PM (yh0zB)

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Permission to board, sir. -Kate Upton

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 10:45 PM (BVkEs)

61
We got 6" of warming--heavy and wet, and for once I timed it right, the plow went by on the clean up run just as I was starting so no double dipping this time.

Certainly am glad to have bought a snowblower.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (SAMxH)

62 Remember that great song from West Side Story?

Sequester. "Sequester! I just met a girl named Sequester!"

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (R1TZH)

63 @48

I think you have to agree to let them send you shit and more. Here is the agreement. They own your Hotmail account.


http://tinyurl.com/c2habfo

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (wR+pz)

64 AP, bad news.


I tell the wife. "That's some stupid shit. What's the point? What are you doing on Mars? Its a wasteland. And what we be doing with the kids for a year and a half??? I mean, 500 days of isolation, that'd be a lot of sex, but hell, we'd prob be divorced by the time we got back."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT)

65 They said in the presentation that the record for a person in space was 430-odd days, so the Mars trip wouldn't be too far off that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (eWSE+)

66 FWIW, Jennifer Grey is still very, very sexy, even tho' she was jailbait at that time (in most jurisdictions, for the law-abiding, naturally excluding true artists and Democrat politicians).

Posted by: Thorvald at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (1V6Pv)

67 eh....Skylab worked okay....so did Mir...

plus if it was spouse I could find something to do...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:45 PM (LRFds)


For a year and a half? Much as I adored my wife, if we had to be trapped together for that amount of time one of us would have ended up as a smear on the sides of the capsule. FTR, my money would have been on her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:47 PM (yh0zB)

68 Just bought a 21" HD all in one I-3 with a 1T hard drive for $460.

Say what??? Dammit . . . that's a really great deal. And only a grand less than this fuckin' mac i bought last week. Please let's keep one another posted about which one shits the bed first.

Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 10:47 PM (3fX4B)

69 Dear Mr. PurpAV,

I feel the need to transmit my respectful but direct disagreement with your AoSHQ Sidebar link entitled, "Hot blue on blue action - Michael Moore vs BuzzFeed."

As you are well aware, the terminology of 'Blue' and 'Red' is derived from simulated war exercises, otherwise known as war games. In particular, it heralds from those military manoeuvres of an electronically visualised nature.

The color Red has since the beginning of recorded history been understood to represent 'danger,' 'alarum,' or 'threat.' And, as such, many if not most war-game designers have designated the color Red as the signal for an enemy side, position, or troop.

Given such in addition the fact that AoSHQ commenters consider themselves to be of a conservative nature, I find the phrasing "blue on blue" to be erroneous. It would seem, dear sirrah, that the more accurate term of art might be 'RED ON MUTHERFUCKING RED, BIYATCH!'

Kindest of regards, Your humble servant, Peace be upon you and yours,

Weft Cut-Loop, of the West by South-West Cut-Loops.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 10:47 PM (Ipj15)

70 You know, I'd probably go to Mars even if it was a one-way trip.

It's be a hard decision, but I'd at least seriously consider it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:48 PM (bxiXv)

71 Sounds like there would need to be simulated long duration missions to find out which couple could pull it off. We need a grant...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:49 PM (xopQc)

72 Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 10:43 PM (ORGYc)

Disqus will rape you for info ten ways 'til Sunday. Ditch it.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2013 10:49 PM (LUnTP)

73 Soon, in SC, decongestants that actually work will require a prescription.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/d38ppuj

The story is written as though the sole purpose of the existence of pseudoephedrine is to facilitate meth production. Cock-gobbling authoritarians, the lot of them.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (7xeJQ)

74 President Michael Jackson as munchkin mini-maxer is incomplete: his game is fundamentally transforming the United States.
He is still a rabble-rouser, one-trick pony.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (1V6Pv)

75 From a distance. From Mars. All the trolls are just static.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (xopQc)

76 Thing is, you don't actually get to land on Mars, just slingshot around.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (eWSE+)

77 @68

here it is. It is a fucking gateway, but for $460 who gives a shit.


http://tinyurl.com/cr9j37e

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (wR+pz)

78 It's be a hard decision, but I'd at least seriously consider it.>>

Knowing we got close to 4 more years of Barky would make it easier.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (qo244)

79
"OK, any of you all comment on your local paper's site?
I have started and I find it extremely depressing. The stupid is just fucking amazing.I assume kids are commenting? The replies I get to simple shit just amazes me.Serious stupid is alive out there. "
We did a project for a local news organization (here in NoVa) some years back that was running a really bad forum/comments section. What was really strange was that a significant # of the disturbed (ok, seriously F'd up) comments were posted @ daylight hours, usually mid morning afternoons. Tracked back and you'll never believe where a huge chunkwere coming from...
...
Libraries.

Posted by: Jess1 at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (lbiWb)

80 If you fire the warp engines while doing so, you might go back in time.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 10:51 PM (eWSE+)

81 Does anybody actually use "mini-maxer" instead of "min-maxer" for "minimize-maximize"?

I've only ever heard min-maxer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:51 PM (bxiXv)

82 Tracked back and you'll never believe where a huge chunkwere coming from...
...
Libraries.


Hobos.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 10:51 PM (QTHTd)

83 I think World War III is going to look awesome on my big screen TV. You younger guys who will actually be fighting it, keep those HD cameras ready at all times.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 27, 2013 10:51 PM (79AXR)

84 Anyway. Going to run away from the Internets for at least an hour. To write. Perchance to get some progress.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:52 PM (xopQc)

85 Tracked back and you'll never believe where a huge chunkwere coming from...
...
Libraries.

Posted by: Jess1 at February 27, 2013 10:50 PM (lbiWb)


That is probably the least surprising thing I've heard all week.

There is a reason people joke about trolls in public libraries.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:52 PM (bxiXv)

86 You know, I'd probably go to Mars even if it was a one-way trip.



It's be a hard decision, but I'd at least seriously consider it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:48 PM (bxiXv)


I just downloaded and read a book called "The Martian" by Andy Wier about a guy marooned on Mars during a storm, his shipmates (correct term? I guess it would be) thought he had been killed in the storm and left him. First line of the book..."I'm pretty much fucked." Pretty good book.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:52 PM (yh0zB)

87
"Permission to board Kate Upton, Sir."
FIFM

Posted by: Jess1 at February 27, 2013 10:53 PM (lbiWb)

88 Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 27, 2013 10:51 PM (79AXR)

Now you got me thinking about Eva Habermann.

Damn you.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 10:54 PM (9XVgh)

89 Ladies and Gentleman we have reached a milestone in Retard JuiceBox posting!

Matt "Retard" Yglesias types this piece of genius....


Woodward’s managed to make me suspect Nixon got a raw deal.

— Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 28, 2013



That's right Matty....




Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:54 PM (LRFds)

90 And to REALLY Geek out.... lets talk character Alignments!

Libertarians? Chaotic Good...

Soc Cons? Lawful Good...

Obama? Lawfull Evil... ie... uses the Law with evil intent...

Hagel? Dumb is an alignment all unto itself....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (lZBBB)

91 would it be possible to get tired of Kate Upton?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (8sCoq)

92 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:52 PM (yh0zB)

Thanks, I will check that out sometime.

(angrily scratches story idea off list)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (bxiXv)

93 Woodward’s managed to make me suspect Nixon got a raw deal.


— Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 28, 2013


YHGTBFKM

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (9XVgh)

94 90 Romeo 13,

I'm happily here with Rand Paul in the Chaotic Neutral Camp.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (LRFds)

95 Someone mentioned this morning that a newly found comet will come mighty close to Mars next year and just might spank Mars like it owes it money.

If I were Couriosity I would tell NASA to fuck off and start work on a Saturn V.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (R1TZH)

96 Dog Bites Kid Because Dog Is Obviously Racism, Mom Says.

http://tinyurl.com/cet5mre

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (LUnTP)

97 Sorry, no way Obamabi has a Dex of 12. Have you seen the man throw?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (zPVBH)

98
"would it be possible to get tired of Kate Upton?"
Sure, but if she'd learn to fetch a beer on command it'd take a whole lot longer.

Posted by: Jess1 at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (lbiWb)

99 91 would it be possible to get tired of Kate Upton?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (8sCoq)



Only one way to find out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (GEICT)

100 Hagel? Dumb is an alignment all unto itself....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (lZBBB)


"Chaotic Stupid."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (bxiXv)

101 I'll go to Mars especially if it's a one way trip...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2013 10:57 PM (JMmQ9)

102 would it be possible to get tired of Kate Upton?


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (8sCoq)


If she's like most celeb wimminz it would be "as soon as she opened her fucking mouth." The answer of course would be to keep it full of something...but ya gotta pee sometime...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 10:57 PM (yh0zB)

103 Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:54 PM (LRFds)

Well... lets see.... nobody died during Watergate.... no one used the power of Law to force Witnesses to shut up (as in Benghazi)... and Nixon never lost an aircraft in an undeclared war as Obama did in Libya...

So.. yeah.... compared to Obama? Nixon did get a raw deal...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:57 PM (lZBBB)

104 here it is. It is a fucking gateway, but for $460 who gives a shit.

BillyBob, srsly, KUDOS on your awesome purchase and I will be very interested in hearing how it works out for you. I tried like hell to talk myself into something of that nature (only willing to consider the all-in-one, but there are a lot of 'em now). Now, I will be the American Express poster child of the month. Again.

Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 10:57 PM (3fX4B)

105
If it serves no other purpose in our new Orwellian Media reality, Woodwards little outburst has re-inforced just what is going on and who is playing the game.

He makes a modest statement on the reality of what was said, and the little Mini-truth acolytes come out to dutifully denounce him.

And yes, this is why our country is screwed, blued and tattooed.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 27, 2013 10:57 PM (Md8Uo)

106 Tonight's post brought to you by drugs:


Drugs Delaney? I read a letter from him once.

Posted by: Mr. Funderberk at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (PlzOe)

107 25 I want to be on balloon dude's jury. INNOCENT!
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 10:35 PM (/gHaE)


Yeah, that's just fuckin' ridiculous. So, I guess 99 Luftballons was the actual Holocaust then?

Glad that's cleared up the whole Jewish question.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (h4eFl)

108 So... The billionaire list is missing Bloomberg... How unsurprising.

Posted by: Mekender at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (YKmFR)

Posted by: jc at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (PlzOe)

110 So.. yeah.... compared to Obama? Nixon did get a raw deal...
***
Outside of perhaps Carter there hasn't been a Democrat president who abused the law less then Nixon. Think about that for a moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (zPVBH)

111 would it be possible to get tired of Kate Upton?>>

Yes but some sleep would solve that.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (qo244)

112 Who here has automatic weapons they don't need?

Posted by: The Juicebox Mafia at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (vbh31)

113 "Chaotic Stupid."


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:56 PM (bxiXv)


George Soros, Chaotic Evil...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:59 PM (lZBBB)

114 That agreement sounds like it's if you're running a web site with Disqus as the commenting system and running the ads they want you to/force you to run. Still, I don't get any emails from them-- especially as it's my dummy account so it barely even gets spam.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 10:59 PM (ORGYc)

115 I should get a touchscreen. Can't really justify it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 10:59 PM (bxiXv)

116 Merovign, don't abandon that idea totally.

On the silver screen - Robinson Caruso on Mars.

Or Williamson's book - Beachhead.

I am sure you can figure a new angle. Anyway truly off to scribble I go.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:59 PM (xopQc)

117 Kate Upton is a wonder of nature, no disputing that. However, it would behoove you freakin' morons to remember the truism, "no matter how good she looks walking down the street, somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit." It's right up there with "if mama ain't happy, nobody gonna be happy" imho.

I'm here to help.

Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (3fX4B)

118 Hagel? Dumb is an alignment all unto itself....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (lZBBB)

--Hagel is one of the slimes you kill early in the game to build up your experience points.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (+iA5G)

119 93 Esch,


Yeah, no think about this it is like the event horizon of a black hole of fucktard...

I mean it is beautiful in a way that volcanos, gamma ray bursts, meteor strikes, and kittens are pretty...

so awful in the truest sense of the word the awe is a canvas all it's own.

Woodward was the trigger, of a gun fired by the donks to (metaphorically)attack the president....(Nixon)

Woodward was not the bad actor they were...

so Matty decides somehow Woodward hoodwinked...."bamboozled" the poor donks into trying to undo 1972?

Now the President is a donk and so of course....once again in Juicebox genius klub it must be evil Woodward....

never once grasping that the mechanism is Congress' games not the medias.

Matty the Constitution she's just not that into you babe.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (LRFds)

120 23 Hey BCochran, you and the Mrs want to take a real trip? 2018 mission to Mars.

Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: Arnhuld at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (EV9p4)

121 83 I think World War III is going to look awesome on my big screen TV. You younger guys who will actually be fighting it, keep those HD cameras ready at all times



Get.Off.My.Fkn.Lawn. Just the mood I'm in tonight. I wanna watch too.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (gqEUi)

122 Woodward’s managed to make me suspect Nixon got a raw deal.

— Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 28, 2013


That's the type of retarded you actually pay for.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 27, 2013 11:01 PM (h4eFl)

123 101
I'll go to Mars especially if it's a one way trip...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2013 10:57 PM (JMmQ9)


If it's a one-way trip, I'd pay money to put Obama on it.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 11:01 PM (kaalw)

124 Last and final (I hope) update for the Heart of Carolina Mustang Club cruise in/car show, it will be held on the 11th of May at The Shoppes at Holly Springs, 7016 GB Alford Hwy, Holly Springs, NC 27540 from 10 AM to 2 PM. All makes and models are welcome. Any roonz/roonettez in the area, come on down and do some gawking.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 11:01 PM (yh0zB)

125 George Soros, Chaotic Evil...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:59 PM (lZBBB)


Nah, he's all about Organization and Planning, definitely Lawful Evil.

Chaotic Evil pretty much has to be small-scale - Manson, your typical small cult or spree killer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 11:01 PM (bxiXv)

126 WWIII will be fought on a PS4.

Posted by: The Juicebox Mafia at February 27, 2013 11:02 PM (vbh31)

127
Tired how? Tired of putting up with her shit? That's an inevitability...

You certainly would never get tired of playing trap the weasel with her.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:02 PM (zFzk+)

128 Speaking of "munchkin"...

http://tinyurl.com/cjz2h2l

Posted by: The +10 Hat of Politics at February 27, 2013 11:02 PM (Vk2pI)

129 118 Hagel? Dumb is an alignment all unto itself....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2013 10:55 PM (lZBBB)

--Hagel is one of the slimes you kill early in the game to build up your experience points.
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (+iA5G)




Kobolds laugh at Hagel

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 11:02 PM (GEICT)

130 Outside of perhaps Carter there hasn't been a Democrat president who abused the law less then Nixon. Think about that for a moment.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2013 10:58 PM (zPVBH)


*le sigh*

I know...........

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 27, 2013 11:03 PM (h4eFl)

131 I am sure you can figure a new angle. Anyway truly off to scribble I go.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 10:59 PM (xopQc)


TYVM. I actually have an idea near that one but not on Mars - or on a planet, actually.

I promised myself 1800 words today and I have done diddley-squat, so I have to spend some Time Away myself...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 11:03 PM (bxiXv)

132 He makes a modest statement on the reality of what was said, and the
little Mini-truth acolytes come out to dutifully denounce him.
***
One of the reasons we lose to the left is that they coalesce around a leadership hierarchy and do what they are told. So..for example Clarence Thomas shouldn't have been confirmed for the SC because he flirted with a woman, but Bill Clinton should be president because it wasn't really rape-rape or something.

Conversely if you get conservative together you get disagreement. If you include elected Republicans who aren't generally conservatives, you get across the political spectrum disagreement and the office holder doing whatever is in his or her interest at the moment - and screw you teabagger radical extremists!!!

Or political system was designed to handle 20% or so of the electorate being doctrinaire ideologues devoted to destroying any restrictions on political power.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2013 11:03 PM (zPVBH)

133 Mercy? You want mercy?!?!?

I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 27, 2013 11:03 PM (FsUAO)

134 The post-Watergate elections of 1974 gave us some decrepit Democrats who are still hanging around, including gems like Henry Waxman.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (+iA5G)

135 WWIII will be fought on a PS4.>>

Start yes but supplies of drones are limited so it will end in the trenches.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (qo244)

136 kate upton is too stupid to fuck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

137 Anna, you actually gone?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (GEICT)

138 Mustang the car or Mustang the fighter plane, GGE? ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (ORGYc)

139 Actually if you read Max Holland's Fedora, (which you can't find in any bookstore around here) and partly excepted in the Daily Beast, he got a raw deal,

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Jsiw/)

140 Mercy? You want mercy?!?!?



I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!
***
So...flip a coin?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2013 11:05 PM (zPVBH)

141
>>kate upton is too stupid to fuck.

An oxymoron.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:06 PM (zFzk+)

142 Start yes but supplies of drones are limited so it will end in the trenches.
***
Or perhaps it will end like the Berserker books began.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2013 11:06 PM (zPVBH)

143 140 18-1,

Yessir...

the realm of the insane, the truly freedom loving as an exercise all its own 'chaos is fair etc etc' and the Welsh...


CN....feel the burn baby

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 11:06 PM (LRFds)

144 Between Disqus, and being able to use Twitter and/or Facebook to login to make comments, that is a hell of a lot of useable political information that they are collecting.

It is enough to dwarf anything that Narwhal used.

This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 11:06 PM (Vk2pI)

145 119
Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (LRFds)


This is the kind of evidence of naked reality-denying ideological insanity that makes me wonder how long we have. It ain't much.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:06 PM (9XVgh)

146 kate upton is too stupid to fuck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at>>

You are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 11:07 PM (qo244)

147 kate upton is too stupid to fuck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

Mancard, Y5. Yes, right the fuck now.

Posted by: My ass smells funny at February 27, 2013 11:07 PM (3fX4B)

148 134,

And the betrayal of South Vietnam.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2013 11:07 PM (R1TZH)

149 kate upton is too stupid to fuck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Z9EHQ)




Strongly disagree, I don't see how that is even possible. Hang around with afterwards, probably. Sometimes I wonder about you y5, you seem so normal and then once in a while...way off in left field...


Mustang the car or Mustang the fighter plane, GGE? ;^)


Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (ORGYc)



Mustang the car, although Jack Roush built a version of the Mustang (car) he called the P51...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 11:07 PM (yh0zB)

150 We're starting to think that all of that juice we were forced to guzzle as children is coming back to bite us in our collective butts.

Posted by: The Juicebox Mafia at February 27, 2013 11:08 PM (vbh31)

151 A man his poodle is a beautiful thing, Jack.

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2013 11:09 PM (eqV3Q)

152 145 esch,

be an optomist like me...

*I* have plenty.....FreeShitForAllInia" not so much....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 11:09 PM (LRFds)

153 Mancard, Y5. Yes, right the fuck now.

Even though Kate Upton isn't in my top 10, I have to agree. Cough it up.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:09 PM (9XVgh)

154 Kate Upton will do in a pinch, but a hot Latina or Asian babe is far better.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2013 11:09 PM (R1TZH)

155 5
Good evening.



This cup of herbal mint tea is most delicious.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2013 10:28 PM (LUnTP)


====
Yo, Roberto. How it goes?

Posted by: jc at February 27, 2013 11:10 PM (PlzOe)

156 Well roonz and roonettez, I'd love to hang around but I have to go in to work tomorrow - during the day (F! M! L!) - for a stupid fucking class in a stupid fucking program I don't want to be in anyway *but I'm glad to be in it because I'm a machine fixer* (bunchacocksuckingcrotchsniffers), so I gotta jet. See you on tomorrow night's ONT.

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2013 11:11 PM (yh0zB)

157
>>a hot Latina or Asian babe

It's true.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 27, 2013 11:11 PM (zFzk+)

158 Mustang the car or Mustang the fighter plane

I'll be in my bunk......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 27, 2013 11:11 PM (h4eFl)

159
So the "Lung Butter" being coughed up by the sup'd Republican Leaders as of late and which drys out on the sidewalk to form a congealed mass that looks just like Republican leader's faces........wait!.....no that is correct....
"or should it be PHLEGM?..does that form into faces better while drying in the noon day sun?

I ask you...

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 11:12 PM (SpEuH)

160 regarding kate upton being too stupid to fuck.

every time I see a picture of her she has absolutely the most vacuous thoughtless look in her eyes, as though she has never been troubled by a thought and is not troubled by the fact that one has never troubled her.

maybe - maybe - she could manage the mechanics of the act, however, being around such an intense, dense aggregation would nearly bore me to tears. on a mission to mars I would be using her for spare parts before we were half way there. the difference between kate upton and a blow up doll is the blow up doll does not need to be told what to do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

161
154 Kate Upton will do in a pinch, but a hot Latina or Asian babe is far better.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2013 11:09 PM (R1TZH)



Asa Akira


http://tinyurl.com/chr5bb8



NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

162 surrender my mancard for not wanting to schtup kate upton? seriously? where is the challenge in schtuping kate upton? a smart and attractive lady is double the challenge and even more fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

163 Kate Upton is one smart fine looking bitch.

Call me.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 11:15 PM (BVkEs)

164 kate upton is too stupid to fuck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:04 PM (Z9EHQ)
----------------------------------------------------------
Mancard. Now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:15 PM (jucos)

165 Well Kate Upton has won several national equestrian championships so I figure she's got more going on than most model-types.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (pAlYe)

166 Jim Walton is a billionaire? Wasn't he the one who always seemed kind of retarded? I think he may have jumped Mary Ellen once or twice.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (OGM3W)

167 The moe lane article was the highlight of my day.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (I2LwF)

168 Call me.
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 11:15 PM

she is gonna need your number - type it out slowly for her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

169 Only guys can see mangenta.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (OGM3W)

170 Oh I need to ask a stupid question that I asked before but never wrote down for myself: where do I go to register a domain name, get web hosting, and get an email suffix? I know GoDaddy is bad but what is good?

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 11:17 PM (I2LwF)

171 You do understand the principle of 'been there, done that' right?

Especially when applied to HB10's.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:17 PM (9XVgh)

172 I always wonder why it appears john boy is the only walton who is not a billionaire, not even a millionaire?

maybe it is that effin mark on his face.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

173 161
Asa Akira
http://tinyurl.com/chr5bb8

NSFW
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)


A tad trannyish....

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (UZuc4)

174 surrender my mancard for not wanting to schtup kate upton? seriously?

Not me. Skank, is still a skank and goes way below the skin. Plus, I've had much, much better. Just, not as wealthy.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (h4eFl)

175 OK, any of you all comment on your local paper's site?....
.... It is
sort of rude, but it is still sort of fun in a sick way.


Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at February 27, 2013 10:29 PM (wR+pz)

That's his how I stumbled across AOSHQ and other sites back in 2005, to gleam knowledge, get armed with facts to fight against the resident liberal A-holes on the local paper blog that used to be on Hey Martha.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (lGu1O)

176 I forgot the j/k part...my bad

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (UZuc4)

177 117
Kate Upton is a wonder of nature, no disputing that. However, it would
behoove you freakin' morons to remember the truism, "no matter how good
she looks walking down the street, somebody, somewhere is sick of her
shit." It's right up there with "if mama ain't happy, nobody gonna be
happy" imho.

I'm here to help.


Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 11:00 PM (3fX4B)

It's a hill I'm willing to die on.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (Zd/NW)

178
'No' may mean 'no'.
But 'Goodnight Jim' sounds like yes to me!

Posted by: Jim Walton at February 27, 2013 11:19 PM (wi26W)

179 Give us a call, big boy.

Posted by: helen thomas's droopy boobs at February 27, 2013 11:19 PM (ORGYc)

180 169 Cicero,

and you can see her nightly every hour at the classy chassis here in scenic Indianapolis, Indiana.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 11:20 PM (LRFds)

181 Jenna Marbles has over 992 MILLION hits on YouTube.

Think about that.


Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at February 27, 2013 11:21 PM (WGOcs)

182 That still from 'Mikey Likes It' is the expression of most once you start talking anything but Honey Boo Boo.

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 11:21 PM (sqp6o)

183 Oh I need to ask a stupid question that I asked before but never wrote down for myself: where do I go to register a domain name, get web hosting, and get an email suffix? I know GoDaddy is bad but what is good?

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 11:17 PM (I2LwF)


I got my domains from 1and1.com

As for hosting, they are decent as well, though I have mine hosted by a friend with an under-utilized server.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 11:21 PM (Vk2pI)

184 It's a hill I'm willing to die on.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (Zd/NW)
---------------------------------------------------
You mean those are the hills to die on...... right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:22 PM (jucos)

185 >I promised myself 1800 words today

that's not even the introduction to an AoS film review

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 11:23 PM (8sCoq)

186 yeah well upton's equestrian success was all in the juniors, which is not entirely meaningless, but there are lots of opportunities for everyone to get a title. It appears most of her victories were 13 and under, so it has been a while.

I am not into the equestrian scene but I have a feeling the horse has a lot to do with your success.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

187 Asa Akira is a gift from God.

So is Tanner Mayes.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 11:24 PM (I2LwF)

188 165
Well Kate Upton has won several national equestrian championships so I figure she's got more going on than most model-types.

Yes, she's certainly "got more going on" --- especially if you consider how much her ability to grip a horse between her thighs translates into.....

(sorry, I feel light-headed even thinking about it)

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at February 27, 2013 11:25 PM (WGOcs)

189 166 Jim Walton is a billionaire? Wasn't he the one who always seemed kind of retarded? I think he may have jumped Mary Ellen once or twice.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (OGM3W)

Of course he is. The new normal has my neighbor as a millionaire and the panhandler is middle class.

(reading the thread in reverse)

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 11:25 PM (sqp6o)

190 ...too stupid to fuck? You going to fuck her brain?

Posted by: Some Prick at February 27, 2013 11:25 PM (CPBLQ)

191 And I'm surprised to see Larry Ellison on that list of billionaires. Who knew sci-fi writing could be so lucrative?! I guess "A Boy And His Dog" made alot more money than I'd have thought.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 11:26 PM (ORGYc)

192 Hrm, first free lesson of Pimsleur was neat.

It helps that I already know a different dialect (Cantonese vs. Mandarin), but it seems to be effective.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2013 11:27 PM (7um7O)

193 I am not into the equestrian scene but I have a feeling the horse has a lot to do with your success.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:23 PM (Z9EHQ)
----------------------------------------------------------
To a certain extent yes, but the rider makes a HUGE difference. The rider has to tell the horse what to do and keep it under his/her command and control.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:27 PM (jucos)

194 184
It's a hill I'm willing to die on.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 11:18 PM (Zd/NW)

---------------------------------------------------

You mean those are the hills to die on...... right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:22 PM (jucos)

If that is what I must do, then I will. For the honor of morons everywhere.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 11:27 PM (Zd/NW)

195
The Oreo Separating Machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pii4G8FkCA4

Posted by: Waiting for the Burning at February 27, 2013 11:28 PM (DFGPG)

196 Thanks, political hat!

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 11:28 PM (I2LwF)

197
Bwahahaha. String em up.

http://tinyurl.com/d5h3ol8

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (p/cQy)

198
Not a fan of Asa Akira.
I like my pornstars to come from the Eastern Bloc.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (wi26W)

199 The Jenna Marbles video just makes me sad that Natalie Tran hasn't posted anything in months.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (mjspi)

200 Kate Upton isn't old enough for someone to have become tired of her shit.

They. Cannot. Touch. her.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (8sCoq)

201 Robert,
Nice to see ya banging on the keys tonight brother....

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 11:30 PM (SpEuH)

202 And I'm surprised to see Larry Ellison on that list of billionaires. Who knew sci-fi writing could be so lucrative?!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 11:26 PM (ORGYc)


Man, I hope that was a name joke.

Larry Ellison, Oracle Corp.

Not Harlan Ellison, writer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 11:30 PM (bxiXv)

203 Bwahahaha. String em up.

http://tinyurl.com/d5h3ol8


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (p/cQy)

Those fuckers are lucky no one's killed them yet. I keep thinking someone is going to man up and sink that damn ship.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 11:32 PM (NzBQO)

204 No, the heck you say, Merovign.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 11:33 PM (ORGYc)

205 Those fuckers are lucky no one's killed them yet. I keep thinking someone is going to man up and sink that damn ship.

And White Lion can write a song about it.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:33 PM (9XVgh)

206 FFS, the color in between blue and red is not green. Pink/Magenta is what would be there if the color spectrum were to be able to come back around on itself. If he had explained that, the "mystery" wouldn't be quite as much of a mystery.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 27, 2013 11:34 PM (YZqSb)

207
she is gonna need your number - type it out slowly for her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

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8 6 7 5 3 0 9

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 11:36 PM (BVkEs)

208 Area code 5 5 5, Craig?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 11:36 PM (ORGYc)

209 Kate Upton isn't old enough for someone to have become tired of her shit.

They. Cannot. Touch. her.


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (8sCoq)
Of course on that spacecraft you would get tired of hearing her shit, and since the toilet is just a pipe, if she doesn't aim properly you would be cleaning up her shit. Probably still worth it. If and only if she actually agrees to some sort of relationship on this 500 day trip.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 11:36 PM (NzBQO)

210 Evening all. Just a check in.

Over the past several months, and Ace, today have suggested Texas as looking pretty good as a bug out state.

Could I please convince y'all who are considering a flight from the blue nightmare to take an extra hard look at North Idaho? We got it all. And our border is with Canadians. A much better bet than Mexico. We need you before the fucking Seattle/Portland progs come screaming in sucking their thumbs hoping we'll protect them from their folly.

Please come. Soon.

Posted by: Derak at February 27, 2013 11:37 PM (lkjWK)

211 Hey as long as she can play connect-the-dots. I have a sharpie.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:37 PM (9XVgh)

212 she is gonna need your number - type it out slowly for her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

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8 6 7 5 3 0 9
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 11:36 PM (BVkEs)
-------------------------------------------------------
Jenny?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:37 PM (jucos)

213 197

Bwahahaha. String em up.

http://tinyurl.com/d5h3ol8


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2013 11:29 PM (p/cQy)


I really like Kozinski. I'd love to see him or Janice Rogers Brown on SCOTUS.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 11:38 PM (kaalw)

214 Anybody watching 'The Bible?' when it starts?

Very, very wary about watching it.

"Sell your cloak...

and use the proceeds to fund the philosophers"

(for the children)

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 11:39 PM (sqp6o)

215 210 where the parties at though, is the question

Posted by: JDP at February 27, 2013 11:40 PM (8HhF2)

216 I'll watch, since they are doing the Old Testament I'm gonna give it a shot.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 11:41 PM (NzBQO)

217 Posted by: Derak at February 27, 2013 11:37 PM (lkjWK)

Any software engineering jobs out there?

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:42 PM (9XVgh)

218 North Idaho? We got it all. And our border is with Canadians. A much better bet than Mexico. We need you before the fucking Seattle/Portland progs come screaming in sucking their thumbs hoping we'll protect them from their folly.

Posted by: Derak


I can't speak for others, but the job situaton in Texas gets a lot more press these days. So...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 11:42 PM (Ipj15)

219 Please come. Soon.

Posted by: Derak at February 27, 2013 11:37 PM (lkjWK)

There is a test though, hope you pass....

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 11:43 PM (U97pt)

220
Please come. Soon.

I hear ya, brother. Let's include the Montana Morons and the Eastern Washington Irregulars in that mix. Grand Coulee checking in.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 27, 2013 11:44 PM (Uamfo)

221 Jodi Arias is kinda hot, we're all thinking it.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 27, 2013 11:45 PM (vfB2N)

222 I know the pope matters, but who's gonna replace Billy Graham?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 11:45 PM (BVkEs)

223 Make a little room for Ellison's exiles?

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 11:45 PM (9XVgh)

224
'The Bible?' when it starts?


Genesis

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2013 11:45 PM (wUD5d)

225 Like y5 has a chance with KU?!
I'm sure he's a stud in real life...

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 27, 2013 11:46 PM (UsR5V)

226 Fuck that. There's already too many people in the intermountain west. We don't need any more here in Montana. Go to Texas.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:46 PM (wi26W)

227 And Elizabeth is making Raylan Givens look like a puss.

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 11:47 PM (sqp6o)

228 'The Bible?' when it starts?


Genesis
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2013 11:45 PM (wUD5d)
---------------------------------------------------------
Not where..... when. So therefore the answer is 3968 BC

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:47 PM (jucos)

229 Fuck that. There's already too many people in the intermountain west. We don't need any more here in Montana. Go to Texas.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:46 PM (wi26W)

I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 11:48 PM (U97pt)

230 Kate Upton invented 'velcro', you guys.


r-e-s-p-e-c-t

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 11:49 PM (Dll6b)

231
Look, all I'm saying is Texas has beers, steers and queers.
We can't compete with that.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:49 PM (wi26W)

232 I used active domains to register and just moved over to bluehost. It was recommended on Maggie's Farm and is supposed to be run by conservatives. I'm happy with them so far.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 27, 2013 11:50 PM (Lqy/e)

233 Love Maggie's Farm. Great blog.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:51 PM (wi26W)

234 Take solace peaches. Your new iMac will give you 7-10 years of faithful service. Billy boobs machine is already obsolete (& windows).

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 27, 2013 11:51 PM (UsR5V)

235 Not where..... when. So therefore the answer is 3968 BC

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 27, 2013 11:47 PM (jucos)


I wouldn't be so sure about that...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

Posted by: The Tin Foil Hat at February 27, 2013 11:51 PM (Vk2pI)

236 Derak does have a point. the fukkos from Seattle and Portland are invading.

We have the same probs in the South, but it is a bit diffrent.


We gotta out breed those fukkos

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 11:55 PM (U97pt)

237 Gamma, "Voyager": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAuoh1s1ys0


Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 27, 2013 11:56 PM (xKC/c)

238 229
Fuck that. There's already too many people in the intermountain west. We don't need any more here in Montana. Go to Texas.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:46 PM (wi26W)



I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 11:48 PM (U97pt)



I understand that, like most of the states in contact with Canada, it is officially WTFC there.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 11:57 PM (kaalw)

239
Holy shit even .22 long rifle is hard to find

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2013 11:58 PM (/7Xis)

240
>>Derak does have a point. the fukkos from Seattle and Portland are invading.

True. Once the end days hit, they are no longer a threat, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:58 PM (wi26W)

241 Williamson in 'Beachhead' coined a term we could use in these economic times.

When stagflation, recession, and depression do not quite fit the economic disaster you are in, try this term - Regression.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2013 12:01 AM (xopQc)

242 229
Fuck that. There's already too many people in the intermountain west. We don't need any more here in Montana. Go to Texas.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2013 11:46 PM (wi26W)




Yeah, well I wrestle with this myself, but the facts are that North Idaho is potential "pretty people playground" like Sun Valley, and Seattle folk are about to turn us purple. I'm asking for morons here at this sight to come, not the freaks that fucked up Seattle.
Look, Missoula, MT has the western chapter of CPUSA in their domain. If you don't come, we'll be overrun. Idaho has the best business climate, ranked #2 after Texas. You might want to be an entrepreneur, however.

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2013 12:01 AM (lkjWK)

243 237
Gamma, "Voyager": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAuoh1s1ys0




Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 27, 2013 11:56 PM (xKC/c)


So sad....it's just shy of a year.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:01 AM (kaalw)

244 OK, who broke the blog?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:06 AM (kaalw)

245 OK, who broke the blog?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:06

my guess is kate upton.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:07 AM (Z9EHQ)

246 Is this one of those things like all the air molecules in a room deciding to be up in one corner, so you suffocate?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:07 AM (kaalw)

247 blog
broke
bedtime

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2013 12:08 AM (lkjWK)

248
So any of those that say they are Republican after the party sleezers let HAGEL pass thru the velvet rope should be turning in their man cards!
SERIOUS!! .....PHLEGM....TOXIC PHLEGM!!!

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 12:08 AM (SpEuH)

249 Well, I'm de-lurking just to say that I am a proud new first-time daddy. That is the only good news that I have had Ina long, long time.

Kate Upton: my wife would agree, per say, but she would understand. A couple of people need to turn in mancards this evening.

Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 12:09 AM (Fmcva)

250 Weird.

Last night's ONT was in the 700s before I passed out.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:09 AM (gg7qB)

251 245
OK, who broke the blog?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:06



my guess is kate upton.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:07 AM (Z9EHQ)


Y'know, I think KU seems like a lot of fun....but every time I see her I think of her retarded control-freak uncle who banned light bulbs. Of the two, I'd rate him the more stupid.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:09 AM (kaalw)

252 So sad....it's just shy of a year.

Was thinking of the tune all day, and it was too good not to share.

Now I'll have to ponder, is Ronnie Montrose performing with Ronnie James Dio on the other side?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:10 AM (xKC/c)

253 Congrats, Exile!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:11 AM (xKC/c)

254 249
Well, I'm de-lurking just to say that I am a proud new first-time daddy.
That is the only good news that I have had Ina long, long time.



Kate Upton: my wife would agree, per say, but she would understand. A couple of people need to turn in mancards this evening.

Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 12:09 AM (Fmcva)



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

All the best to your family!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:11 AM (kaalw)

255 Why is the thread so dead ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (/7Xis)

256 Ah, lightbulbs. Even 'communist' China is fine them, but out nanny staters know better... Enjoy the Hg poisoning, libs.

Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (Fmcva)

257 Holy shit even .22 long rifle is hard to find
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2013 11:58 PM (/7Xis)


where you been? it has been gone for 6 weeks...

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (U97pt)

258 I pointed out last night that the Obama cult would circle the wagons because they feel like they're part of Team Obama so they can be all sorts of "brave" even though none of them have the balls to ask their wives if they can go golfing

The best strategy here is to swarm on the biggest douchebags like Matty Yglesias and Josh Marshall. I doubt that any of them have friends who would stick their necks out for the nonexistent Team Matty or Team Josh

Swarm them, their "friends" will leave them hanging out to dry



Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (mCvL4)

259 Maybe it was SMOD who spoke to Noah and told him to build the ark?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (/gHaE)

260 246
Is this one of those things like all the air molecules in a room deciding to be up in one corner, so you suffocate?


Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:07 AM (kaalw)

---
Hey, look, the death of the party has arrived.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (BVkEs)

261 I dunno, I'm looking at the programming guide and it says "12:00-12:30 -- Cthulhu dance party".....the place should be hoppin'.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:13 AM (kaalw)

262 259
Maybe it was SMOD who spoke to Noah and told him to build the ark?


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (/gHaE)

===
maybe he had a telescope.

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2013 12:13 AM (PlzOe)

263 I tried to imagine an Elder One dancing, and I fear I've melted my brain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:14 AM (gg7qB)

264 Monday people still don't believe the weekend is over. By Tuesday they realize the horrible reality that it is and depression sets in.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:14 AM (/gHaE)

265 Well, I'm de-lurking just to say that I am a proud new first-time daddy. That is the only good news that I have had Ina long, long time.


Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 12:09 AM (Fmcva)

congrats

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 12:15 AM (U97pt)

266 Thanks, Cthulhu! I figured that someI sort of good news was required. I've lurked since 11/2008 and it has been a terrible 4.5 years. The horde has helped get me through it.

Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 12:15 AM (Fmcva)

267 Hah! @261 was a reply to @255, but I forgot to quote it, and then came in after @260....which, arguably, made it funnier.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)

268
I live too close to Missoula. I know of which you speak, Derak.
It's the Universities. ALL of the University towns of the West are doomed.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2013 12:16 AM (wi26W)

269
Hey morans, sorry I disappeared for a bit.

But did I call it or what. They are MISCALCULATING big time. The gun push (see 1994) and now going after a MAIN ICON LIBERAL JOURNALIST Bob Woodward. I mean this guy is being THREATENED and he still is not being "super mean" to zero. And yet they have the knives out. This is going to cause problems among the ranks.

Politics ebbs and flows in waves. We have gone hard hard left with dire consequences for no good reason and the leftists in the media have provided cover. The lie is being exposed piece by piece. When you have a LIBERAL ICON like Woodward threatened explicitly by zero and politico provides the interview piece to back him up and verifies Woodward with independent claims, THE MASK IS STARTING TO FALL.

This is a big big deal. I think many democrats are beginning to realize zero does not care about the party, he has a crazy agenda and will push the party to its breaking point. I cannot tell you how many dems are so pro-gun that they will throw these fuckers out on that issue alone. It's a lot.

And btw, did I not call it with that Cantor fuck. He just oozes slimy. And it ain't just the optics. Now I hear Levin going nuts on this idiot for pushing the violence against women act. That's the HILL the GOP needs to die on. Yeah, right. Give me a fucking break. An unconstitutional POS bill.

Zero is fucking up here. Big time. IMHO.

Oh, Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 12:16 AM (gzY2o)

270 maybe he had a telescope.

If you can build a freaking ark by hand solo, a telescope can't be that hard...

...Noah, the world's first documented engineer.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:17 AM (/gHaE)

271 259
Maybe it was SMOD who spoke to Noah and told him to build the ark?


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:12 AM (/gHaE)

---
Yeah, but why would the SMOD GOD cast water balloons, instead of stones. He felt sorry, even.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 28, 2013 12:17 AM (BVkEs)

272 Last night's ONT was in the 700s before I passed out.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:09 AM (gg7qB)


You just weren't drinking enough to pass out yesterday.

That or time dilation...

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at February 28, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)

273
Congrats on the baby.

...and Ace has decided to bat Dave Weigel around for a bit (on twitter).

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2013 12:18 AM (wi26W)

274 The vice president opined about those who speak about the black community. “It always amazes me how my white liberal friends think they understand the black community,” he said, noting that many of them had never lived in a black community, according to a pool report. And he reminisced about his own youth during the civil rights movement and “the things that affected my life and so many white boys like me.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 28, 2013 12:18 AM (e8kgV)

275 If you can build a freaking ark by hand solo

...Noah, the world's first documented engineer.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28,


I think you mean millennium falcon

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

276 263
I tried to imagine an Elder One dancing, and I fear I've melted my brain.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:14 AM (gg7qB)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szkmivRWegU

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:19 AM (kaalw)

277 I think many democrats are beginning to realize zero does not care about the party

OFA, or whatever the fuck its called these days, is not about supporting the Democrat party, its about HIJACKING the party and making it into an Obama controlled entity even after he leaves office.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:20 AM (/gHaE)

278 Noah, the world's first documented engineer.

Speaking of cubits, I was listening to an Ancient Warfare podcast recently, and apparently whoever built the trireme replica Olympias kinda fucked up by using the wrong conversion for that unit of measurement.

The trireme did not, however, plow spectacularly into Mars as a result.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:21 AM (gg7qB)

279 the Dem faithful love Obama more than they loved, say, Clinton though. liberal id and all that

Posted by: JDP at February 28, 2013 12:21 AM (8HhF2)

280 what's a cubit?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

281
Yet the MASK has done fallen hard on the Republican Leaders

Hagel?......If this is a poison pill.....I have a hard time seeing the trees from the forest on this one....

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 12:22 AM (SpEuH)

282 Yeah, but why would the SMOD GOD cast water balloons, instead of stones.

SMOD is a benevolent god. SMOD issues warnings before really fucking your shit up...

...we've ignored those warnings.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:23 AM (/gHaE)

283 what's a cubit?

1/8th of a cubyte.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:24 AM (gg7qB)

284 280
what's a cubit?


Has something to do with the length of the king's dong or nostril hairs...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:25 AM (/gHaE)

285 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:25 AM (gg7qB)

286 The vice president opined about those who speak
about the black community. “It always amazes me how my white liberal
friends think they understand the black community,” he said, noting that
many of them had never lived in a black community, according to a pool
report. And he reminisced about his own youth during the civil rights
movement and “the things that affected my life and so many white boys
like me.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 28, 2013 12:18 AM (e8kgV)


I would usually think a Vice-President saying something this retarded was a parody, but then I remember; Joe Biden.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2013 12:25 AM (vfB2N)

287 280
what's a cubit?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)


A three-dimensional projection of a squarebit.

No, seriously, it's an old Biblical unit of linear measure from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:26 AM (kaalw)

288 Salutations reprobates... love the lunar cal Maet; rest of the ONT- meh.

Posted by: zeera at February 28, 2013 12:26 AM (Lv9bM)

289 No, seriously, it's an old Biblical unit of linear measure from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:26 AM


Then I guess an obambit must be just the middle finger.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2013 12:27 AM (FMbng)

290 283
what's a cubit?

1/8th of a cubyte.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:24 AM (gg7qB)


OK, that was clearly better than mine.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:27 AM (kaalw)

291 OFA, or whatever the fuck its called these days, is not about supporting
the Democrat party, its about HIJACKING the party and making it into an
Obama controlled entity even after he leaves office.


So that must mean that OFA stands for Obama's Fascist Ass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:28 AM (xKC/c)

292 Where are ja?
What you want? I've been good.
I want you to build an Ark
Right!
Whats an Ark?
Get some wood build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Right!
Whats a cubit?
Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was
Well don't worry about that Noah
When you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark
Right!
Who is this really?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

293 Salutations reprobates...

I resent that.

I cannot, however, deny it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:29 AM (xKC/c)

294
282
I find that complete BS with a bacon wrapped crouton...
SMOD woulda "nuked this shit" with a "Smiley Face EMP" 3 years ago....

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 12:30 AM (SpEuH)

295 289
No, seriously, it's an old Biblical unit of linear measure from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger.




Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:26 AM


Then I guess an obambit must be just the middle finger.


Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2013 12:27 AM (FMbng)


An obambit is the amount of a cubit that is covered while fisting.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:30 AM (kaalw)

296 Shit, right, the Cosby thing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:30 AM (gg7qB)

297 An obambit is the amount of a cubit that is covered while fisting.

0_o

I think I would rather not have known that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (xKC/c)

298
292
A bad rendition of "Bill Cosby?"

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (SpEuH)

299
PurpAv:

This. ELEVENTY!!!! We have all forgotten the wilderness the GOP walked since the Great Depression. 2010 and 2012 gave the GOP a larger caucus than 1994 EVER DID.

And yet we act if it is the end of the world. Proper messaging, good candidates, and we are going to roll these fucks.

They are pressing their advantage way too hard. And their liar leftist media friends are covering up the facts we all see.

It's only a matter of time. our only source of info ain't fucking cronkite anymore. Here endeth the lesson honkies!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (gzY2o)

300 A bad rendition of "Bill Cosby?"
Posted by: Richard at February

I am not good at impressions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (Z9EHQ)

301 We have Shelia Jackson-Lee, so we know Blood Sucking Leeches around Houston, you don't need the silver case, just the bullet works fine....

Posted by: Rob in Katy at February 28, 2013 12:33 AM (PiTBB)

302 Montrose, "Bad Motor Scooter":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8T_PQoTC30

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:33 AM (xKC/c)

303 Again, Prescient11

Ease up on the caps and exclamation points. And the excessive caffeine intake.

Hi garrett.

Where are all the women at? You boys scare them all away?

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 12:34 AM (0PiQ4)

304 "The Egyptian hieroglyph for the cubit shows the symbol of a longer than normal forearm. According to the Ancient Egyptian units of measurement, the Egyptian Royal cubit was subdivided into 7 palms of 4 fingers/digits each; surviving cubit rods are between 52.3 and 52.9 cm (20.6 to 20.8 inches) in length." -- wikipedia




Not too bad -- they were measuring things in units of about 20 inches with error of less than a quarter inch -- precision down to about 1%.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:36 AM (kaalw)

305 Montrose, "Bad Motor Scooter":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8T_PQoTC30


Wow, Motley Crue kinda stole that revving-engine lick directly from that.

Or was it an 'homage'?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:38 AM (gg7qB)

306 297
An obambit is the amount of a cubit that is covered while fisting.

0_o

I think I would rather not have known that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (xKC/c)


Could be worse....could have had this link: http://tinyurl.com/cz82748

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:38 AM (kaalw)

307 The Egyptian hieroglyph for the cubit shows the symbol of a longer than normal forearm.

You know what they say about guys with long forearms.

Posted by: some pharaoh at February 28, 2013 12:39 AM (gg7qB)

308 Oh I need to ask a stupid question that I asked before but never
wrote down for myself: where do I go to register a domain name, get web
hosting, and get an email suffix? I know GoDaddy is bad but what is
good?



Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 11:17 PM (I2LwF)

***
Late to the party - but what about Webs.com?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2013 12:39 AM (zPVBH)

309 You guys are talking about cubits and hieroglyphs? only here at the ONT does this occur.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 12:40 AM (0PiQ4)

310 306
297

An obambit is the amount of a cubit that is covered while fisting.

0_o

I think I would rather not have known that.




Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (xKC/c)


Could be worse....could have had this link: http://tinyurl.com/cz82748


Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:38 AM (kaalw)



Link, BTW, is humorous and SFW. I'm going for black comedy, not deviance. It's heraldry, for cripes' sake.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:40 AM (kaalw)

311 Could be worse....could have had this link

No way am I clicking on that link.

At best it's Helen Thomas.

At. Best.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 12:41 AM (hO9ad)

312 Why build an ark? Way bigger stuff sitting ready to be cut up for the steal. The ark had no motors it just floated to where God intended. So quit with the cubits and find a dock to run to.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 12:41 AM (qo244)

313
L, elle,

um, i only had two caps in my last post. and aren't you a chick?

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 12:41 AM (gzY2o)

314 309
You guys are talking about cubits and hieroglyphs? only here at the ONT does this occur.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 12:40 AM (0PiQ4)


Well, y'know -- "shave and a haircut......cubits."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:42 AM (kaalw)

315 Congrats In Exile. Raise it right to be like us moron/ettes. Uh, on second thought that might not be a good idea.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 28, 2013 12:42 AM (+9AX9)

316 Why build an ark? Way bigger stuff sitting ready to be cut up for the steal.

Sure, nowadays. Noah didn't have a decommissioned CVN-65 to squat upon, though

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:43 AM (gg7qB)

317 311
Could be worse....could have had this link

No way am I clicking on that link.

At best it's Helen Thomas.

At. Best.


Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 12:41 AM (hO9ad)


Which is why I followed-up with @310. It's the heraldric device "A cubit arm habited".

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 12:44 AM (kaalw)

318 1504 words

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 12:44 AM (bxiXv)

319 1504 words

Nice.

I think I managed that in the last six months.

I did figure my way out of a dumb corner into which I painted myself, though.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:45 AM (gg7qB)

320 318 1504 words

That gives you 1.5 "A Thousand Words" tunes, .

Posted by: Final Fantasy X-2 Women at February 28, 2013 12:46 AM (EV9p4)

321 Sure, nowadays. Noah didn't have a decommissioned CVN-65 to squat upon, though>>

Exactly my point. It is also something that pisses me off watching the Walking Dead show. Take over a town or a prison when there are islands and cruise ships?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 12:47 AM (qo244)

322 Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 12:32 AM (gzY2o)

I was thinking this while reading this morning's THC. That was a total gloom fest, woe is us. I'm going, well we didn't lose by that much, a couple percent, a swing of less than .5 million votes would have switched the outcome, Obummer got 4 million LESS votes than his first time and we kept the House and won a lot of governorships even with the media being 110% in the tank for the dems. On the other hand, the media is in the tank for the dems 110% and the FSA has hit the 51% mark. Those two things are maybe irreversible and fatal to our cause. The dems enforce lockstep voting, the GOP can't do squat as a party and come across as assclowns.

So how's a moron to feel- bummed as in DOOM or hopeful that the pendulum does swing based on a long term historical perspective...

Posted by: zeera at February 28, 2013 12:47 AM (Lv9bM)

323 You guys are talking about cubits and hieroglyphs? only here at the ONT does this occur.


Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 12:40 AM



I have piles of books on ancient egypt. Shamefully I
knew their history almost better than our own. I actually got fairly
good at reading the hieroglyphs. After 9-11 a swore off learning
anything about that part of the world other than why its in serious need
of a fucking asteroid strike.

Now that I think about it, I remember reading something about the egyptians having a "sacred cubit", which
was about 25 inches, and the "pyramid inch" which was a 25th of a sacred
cubit.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2013 12:47 AM (FMbng)

324 Which is why I followed-up with @310. It's the heraldric device "A cubit arm habited".

Yeah that would have been funnier before your followup.

Comic timing. How the fuck does that work?

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 12:48 AM (hO9ad)

325 Cubit' s rube, an ancient country bumpkin' s puzzle.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 28, 2013 12:49 AM (qqZuQ)

326 OFA, or whatever the fuck its called these days, is not about supporting the Democrat party, its about HIJACKING the party and making it into an Obama controlled entity even after he leaves office.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:20 AM (/gHaE)


It has already done so, it's a continuation of the Sorors Strategy from 2002, when McCain-Feingold shattered traditional Democrat funding (not all of it) and replaced it with the network of Soros-funded "501s."

It's a little more complicated, and honestly that's a continuation of an even earlier strategy, point being the "blue collar Democrat" was thrown out of the power structure long before the SoCons were marginalized.

It's pretty much a power cartel trying to make sure it's the Only One With Power.

OFA is possibly the creepiest implementation.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 12:49 AM (bxiXv)

327 Yes, chickadee here. I don't like being the only female on the thread is why I was asking, Prescient11.

I wasn't singling out your last post just the general trend of your posts which are heavy on caps and exclamation points.

I don't care all that much. Maybe you're just naturally high strung and energetic in which case I envy you.

I am cynical and jaded and looking for other avenues of escape from politics.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 12:50 AM (0PiQ4)

328
Woodward never claimed Nixon openly threatened him. This should be a big story. That doesn't mean it will be.
I wonder what they had in mind when they told him he would regret it?

Posted by: Californio at February 28, 2013 12:51 AM (2eIwi)

329 315Congrats In Exile. Raise it right to be like us moron/ettes. Uh, on second thought that might not be a good idea.Posted by: harleycowboy at February 28, 2013 12:42 AM (+9AX9)I would make a witty response, but I had two margaritas over lunch (in Shanghai). Nap time seems like a better idea--screw work.Baby's second photo was taken with a Lagavulin 16, so he is well on the way to becoming a Moron in good standing.Benjamin Russell E*****.

Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 12:52 AM (0401c)

330 Nice.

I think I managed that in the last six months.

I did figure my way out of a dumb corner into which I painted myself, though.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 12:45 AM (gg7qB)


(Big Smile) Thanks!

I beat the local competition like a rented mule during the last NaNo with like 120k words, so I Got Quantity.

Quality, ehh, sometimes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 12:52 AM (bxiXv)

331

A cubit is two times bigger than a squarebit.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 28, 2013 12:53 AM (+9AX9)

332 I wonder what they had in mind when they told him he would regret it?

Posted by: Californio at February 28, 2013 12:51 AM (2eIwi)


That, if they were lucky, he would shut up, and even if they weren't their "worshippers" would think it made them look tough.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

333 OFA, or whatever the fuck its called these days, is not about supporting

the Democrat party, its about HIJACKING the party and making it into an

Obama controlled entity even after he leaves office.
***
If Obama is building such an apparatus, what makes you think he is planning on leaving office in the first place?

You don't build your own long term shadow party to retire in 4 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2013 12:53 AM (zPVBH)

334 I wonder what they had in mind when they told him he would regret it?>>

They feel bold so the filters of normal life are gone. Kinda like your grandpa but political.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 12:53 AM (qo244)

335 test

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 12:54 AM (U97pt)

336 Hillary Clinton: "...we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration.” So does Bob Woodward. #StandWithWoodward

Posted by: willow ette at February 28, 2013 12:54 AM (nqBYe)

337 http://twitchy.com/2013/02/27

Posted by: willow ette at February 28, 2013 12:55 AM (nqBYe)

338 After 9-11 a swore off learning

anything about that part of the world other than why its in serious need

of a fucking asteroid strike.
***
In fairness to Ancient Egypt, their ancestors were conquered by the Arabs. They didn't choose to leave Christianity of their own free will.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2013 12:55 AM (zPVBH)

339
Zeera, I liked reading your post. And I agree, we are missing the forest for the trees here. You think the GOP is screwed long term, it's almost as if we've forgotten from whence we came. I wanted to do a whole post about it, but I lack the energy tonight. In short, goldwater/reagan changed the entire fucking paradigm. The FSA don't own nothing yet. Period.

L'elle, but are you a hot chick?? That's the pressing question. And no worries, I know I get squirrely! But where else can I find a group of individuals that have the genius to love Archer and Trailer Park Boys?!

That's why I feel home amongst the morans.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 12:55 AM (gzY2o)

340 Could Matt Yglesias be more in the tank?

Posted by: WaterChandlerBinghouse at February 28, 2013 12:56 AM (gg7qB)

341 Look at this retweet from Weigel's Twitter:

******

Hari Sevugan ‏@HariSevugan
yep RT @JeffreyGoldberg "You'll regret it" often means "Your smart reporter friends will be embarrassed for you when you're proven wrong."


******


It's not their job to run defense for the Administration and/or to assume the most benign meaning is the answer.

Why don't they do their job and ask Bob Woodward how he thinks the WH staffer meant it?

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 12:57 AM (r2PLg)

342 Now Joe Biden is telling people to fire a shotgun in their house without checking their target or where their family are, just shoot through a door.

Somebody put that motherfucker on Haldol, please.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 12:58 AM (bxiXv)

343
L, elle. btw if you are looking for escapes from politics, take up guns!!! They are very fun and it is an education in and of itself.

but i feel your pain. i work and work and work and think that i'm missing half of my life almost. it was almost simpler and easier when i wasn't crazy successful and making lots of money.

and i went all small caps in chivalrous deference to you...

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 12:58 AM (gzY2o)

344 Hari Sevugan ‏@HariSevugan
yep RT @JeffreyGoldberg "We have shipped weapons to terrorists" often means "We ordered the organic pizza crust."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:00 AM (bxiXv)

345 324
Which is why I followed-up with @310. It's the heraldric device "A cubit arm habited".

Yeah that would have been funnier before your followup.

Comic timing. How the fuck does that work?


Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 12:48 AM (hO9ad)


On the "good" side of things, I knew it had exploded in my face before you pointed that out. This is a great example of why Ace tells us that comedy should be left to the professionals.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 01:00 AM (kaalw)

346 Hari Sevugan ‏@HariSevugan
yep RT @JeffreyGoldberg "You'll regret it" often means "Your smart reporter friends will be embarrassed for you when you're proven wrong."

_________

Gawd I just caught that part.

These dumb bastards still living by high school clique rules.

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 01:00 AM (r2PLg)

347 If Obama is building such an apparatus, what makes you think he is planning on leaving office in the first place?

You don't build your own long term shadow party to retire in 4 years.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2013 12:53 AM (zPVBH)


Michelle 2016.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2013 01:01 AM (vfB2N)

348 344 Hari Sevugan ‏@HariSevugan
yep RT @JeffreyGoldberg "We have shipped weapons to terrorists" often means "We ordered the organic pizza crust."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:00 AM (bxiXv)

________________

LOL!--Ya--you have to have "credentials" to be able to understand the "nuance".

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 01:02 AM (r2PLg)

349 340 Could Matt Yglesias be more in the tank?
Posted by: WaterChandlerBinghouse at February 28, 2013 12:56 AM (gg7qB)

Well, yes.

http:// www.chinadaily.com.cn/ cndy/2013-02/23/content_16250242.htm

Posted by: In Exile at February 28, 2013 01:02 AM (0401c)

350 Now Joe Biden is telling people to fire a shotgun in their house without
checking their target or where their family are, just shoot through a
door.


If we're talking about the video I saw on last night's ONT, I think SloJoe was saying that blindly firing twice off your porch when you get the icky feelings is fucking AOK.

I should probably double-check with Matt Fucking Iglesias, Professional Obamalicker, to assure myself that I heard that correctly with my own uncertified ears.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:02 AM (gg7qB)

351 Okay back to look at the Twitter Wars-

thanks to whomever upthread that gave the heads up.

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 01:03 AM (r2PLg)

352
They might be trying to make an example of him. I do agree they are really bold right now. Pride cometh...(not that I am not capable of the same thing on a smaller scale). But there are lots of people my age that hung on every Woodward word in the seventies. It is symbolic that it is coming from him.

Posted by: Californio at February 28, 2013 01:03 AM (2eIwi)

353 @davidfrum






How do I reconcile the Bob Woodward story w claim that MSM is in tank for Obama White House? Asking for a friend.










1:37 AM - 28 Feb 13




Posted by: willow ette at February 28, 2013 01:04 AM (nqBYe)

354 Prescient11

What a chivalrous gesture on your part. I have a couple guns that were given to me. One is a pellet gun that my BIL gave to me. I accepted it bc I thought it looked scary-cool but really, what's the use of it other than scaring someone? I haven't figured that out yet. I really want an AR-15 but am waiting till the gun run slows down, if that ever happens

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:04 AM (0PiQ4)

355 326
OFA, or whatever the fuck its called these days, is not about
supporting the Democrat party, its about HIJACKING the party and making
it into an Obama controlled entity even after he leaves office.



Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 12:20 AM (/gHaE)



It has already done so, it's a continuation of the Sorors Strategy
from 2002, when McCain-Feingold shattered traditional Democrat funding
(not all of it) and replaced it with the network of Soros-funded "501s."



It's a little more complicated, and honestly that's a continuation
of an even earlier strategy, point being the "blue collar Democrat" was
thrown out of the power structure long before the SoCons were
marginalized.



It's pretty much a power cartel trying to make sure it's the Only One With Power.



OFA is possibly the creepiest implementation.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 12:49 AM (bxiXv)


I'm readin' you guys five by five here....and, what's worse, it comes out of Chicago.

Even when I started connecting the dots that the Communist May Day parades in freakin' Moscow commemorated the Chicago Haymarket Riots, I never thought I'd have to live through two terms of an Obama.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 01:05 AM (kaalw)

356 How do I reconcile the Bob Woodward story w claim that MSM is in tank for Obama White House? Asking for a friend.

Ask Matt Yglesias.

NEXT.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:05 AM (gg7qB)

357 btw if you are looking for escapes from politics, take up guns!!! They are very fun and it is an education in and of itself.>>

One of the weird things in recent months for me. Grew up in a family where guns were like nick knaks. You find one you like bring it home and put it on the shelf. So the panic buying is hard for me to understand cause through the generations of my family we amassed way more than we need over that time.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:06 AM (qo244)

358 I really want an AR-15 but am waiting till the gun run slows down, if that ever happens
Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:04 AM (0PiQ4)

what is lost in all this is that the AR15 is the most girl/women/lady friendly firepower out there

The vid I posted last ONT proves it.







Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 01:09 AM (U97pt)

359 The guy who brought down The Retarded Left's (for whatever reason) bete noire Nixon, regarded with ridicule by the slavering MFM horde because he dared question their Golden Boy's narrative upon whom to place the blame for $85, oh shit, no, actually around $40 billion in spending cuts increases.

Yeah, fuck you, Frum.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:09 AM (gg7qB)

360 If we're talking about the video I saw on last night's ONT, I think SloJoe was saying that blindly firing twice off your porch when you get the icky feelings is fucking AOK.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:02 AM (gg7qB)


No, different one. He's like quintupled down on this insane BS by now.

Seriously, dude is mentally ill.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:09 AM (bxiXv)

361 On the "good" side of things, I knew it had exploded in my face before
you pointed that out. This is a great example of why Ace tells us that
comedy should be left to the professionals.


Heh. I was actually criticizing myself for being too slow on the trigger.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 01:10 AM (hO9ad)

362 Thanks Jake in ID!

Going to go look on last nights ONT.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:11 AM (0PiQ4)

363 Really, Frum, aside from a mewling perpetually-wrong jackass, what the fuck are you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:11 AM (gg7qB)

364 Frum is just a lying sack of shit like Wiegel, he is not and never was a Republican, he's engaging in leftist pressure just like every other leftist.

And it was a stupid-ass question anyway. The fucking MFM going along with the sequester extortion bullshit and attacking Woodward for pointing out it's a lie is why the MFM is in the fucking tank you aching dripping syphilitic cancerous lesion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:12 AM (bxiXv)

365 Karl is up late -- http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=218097

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 01:12 AM (kaalw)

366 Going to go look on last nights ONT.
Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:11 AM (0PiQ4)

no wait!

I'll repost it here but you got to 'Rodger that" first





Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 01:12 AM (U97pt)

367
L'elle: An AR-15 is a very good gun but a bit difficult to maintain and clean. Now, it has some kick and some higher load rounds, but an AK 47 any frigging idiot can clean and it will go bang after you throw it in the dirt for 40 years. I like them both. But depending on how much muscle/weight you have on you, i.e., if you are petite, an AR 15 would fit you perfectly.

If you are younger/stronger/sturdier, an AK 47 can be a good way to start.

BTW, how do I read Ace's twitter posts? muchas gracias.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:13 AM (gzY2o)

368 I really want an AR-15 but am waiting till the gun run slows down, if that ever happens>>

No need to fee the run but there are lots of bolt rifles you could buy. Because practice makes perfect start shooting now with a cheap .17 HMR. And your skill with that later AR will be better.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:13 AM (qo244)

369 L'elle, I had a secret last year for getting through some nasty shit. Well, year before and last year.

Funny Internet Videos. Search for "Cryptic999afv" on YouTube, he's put up like 750 video compilations of funny clips. Not 750 clips, 750 compilations.

Laughter is better than pills. Trust me on this, I take a lot of pills.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:14 AM (bxiXv)

370 No need to fee the run>>

No need to feed the run

Crap how important is one letter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:15 AM (qo244)

371 Karl is up late

He went to Tickercon 1 on Monday. I don't figure he's sleeping much these days.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 01:15 AM (hO9ad)

372 BTW, how do I read Ace's twitter posts? muchas gracias.
Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:13 AM (gzY2o)

*****

https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 01:15 AM (r2PLg)

373
Buzzsaw:

That just means you come from good stock!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:15 AM (gzY2o)

374 No, different one. He's like quintupled down on this insane BS by now.

Seriously, dude is mentally ill.


Also, Barack Obama's first selection for his administration.

If some journowhore like, say, Matt Yglesias had a milli-cubit of integrity in his dessicated soul, he'd choke on the incongruity and die.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:16 AM (gg7qB)

375 lol@that Frum tweet

it's either "the media isn't in the tank for Obama, i found one guy who isn't!" or "well yes they're in the tank, but only because the Republicans are crazy." make up your mind frumster

Posted by: JDP at February 28, 2013 01:16 AM (8HhF2)

376
Anyone here smell "Finger Stink?"
I do tell the vapor down wind of "Finger Stink!"

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 01:16 AM (SpEuH)

377
Biden tells women to use shotguns.

Stay with it to the end of the video.

http://tinyurl.com/c6l8jyo

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 28, 2013 01:16 AM (+9AX9)

378 361
On the "good" side of things, I knew it had exploded in my face before

you pointed that out. This is a great example of why Ace tells us that

comedy should be left to the professionals.

Heh. I was actually criticizing myself for being too slow on the trigger.


Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2013 01:10 AM (hO9ad)


....and I was -- really -- thinking "I wouldn't have clicked that link, even if I knew what a warm and wonderful person cthulhu is in real life". Which is why the next "explaining" post -- and to quote Ace: "If you're explaining you're losing." It had great comic potential, but.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 01:17 AM (kaalw)

379 So I am trying to understand Ace' s post on the social contract of humor. I grasp about 50% of it. So I guess I am a half wit. But that would make the butt of my joke only half-assed. Now I'm confused.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 28, 2013 01:17 AM (qqZuQ)

380 Thanks Tasker!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:18 AM (gzY2o)

381 Here is what I Posted yesterday, It proves J. Biden is dumb as a fence post


don't pee your self laughing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafkVM-jnbE&feature=player_embedded


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 01:20 AM (U97pt)

382 Thanks for all the gun advice, all of you. Much appreciated.

Prescient11 --- you have to set up a twitter account first and then add Ace as someone you want to follow. Once you do that, you'll have access to his twitter feed. I dont know what his twitter hash is now. It was Depressiveblogger69 last time I paid any attention. Check on Twitchy. His regular hash tag is something like #AceofSpades.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:21 AM (0PiQ4)

383 So I am trying to understand Ace' s post on the social contract of humor.>>

If I read it right it boils down to know your audience. Fart jokes are for little boys, ugly jokes are for little girls and sex jokes are for here.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:22 AM (qo244)

384 I don't get into rifle wars, because mostly I don't give a shit as long as you have one, but maintaining an AR is not difficult. The hardest part is cleaning the gas tube, which honestly most people will never shoot enough to require.

It's more expensive than an AK, especially to build, and there are some cheap-asses who make sub-par parts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:22 AM (bxiXv)

385
DANG!!
you guys let me down......

night.....stinky fingers.....

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 01:23 AM (SpEuH)

386 DUDE!!!!!


DUDE!!!!

DuDe!

Woodward and the mini-maxer article are exactly the same! Woodward is basically calling out Obama as a munchkin mini-maxer power player usual lister.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 28, 2013 01:24 AM (+wxCD)

387 All the babes in the BidenFail video are awesome, but I can't get enough of the one who keeps pulling the trigger as she falls over.

THIS. IS. SHOTGUN.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:24 AM (gg7qB)

388 past midnight
past my bedtime
as usual.
372 comments...
prob won't get to them all
oh the knowledge I'll miss,
the memes I'll have to catchupupon
the heartwarmy cam rowderie and fellows hip
I must forego for mere Morpheus.
Where's the Ace-reader's Digest / best of page?
snooze... lose... darned mortal form limitations!

Posted by: a mindful webworker at February 28, 2013 01:27 AM (qG1i2)

389 386
DUDE!!!!!





DUDE!!!!



DuDe!



Woodward and the mini-maxer article are exactly the same! Woodward
is basically calling out Obama as a munchkin mini-maxer power player
usual lister.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 28, 2013 01:24 AM (+wxCD)



Here's the thing....the reality is that TFG is an empty suit. It isn't newsworthy when conservatives say it, 'cause we figured it out about six years ago. But when a lib icon like Woodward says it, that's news.....even if the underlying fact isn't.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 01:28 AM (kaalw)

390 ......but I can't get enough of the one who keeps pulling the trigger as she falls over.

THIS. IS. SHOTGUN.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:24 AM (gg7qB)

Looks like Alaska in that part, Alaska wimmins are 2x more crazy than MN wimmins

IMO

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 01:28 AM (U97pt)

391 Went to the Knob Creek machine gun shoot. Watched a girl with a full auto 12ga. Good thing the guy stood behing her.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 28, 2013 01:29 AM (+9AX9)

392 I saw an internet interview of Kate Upton by some small-time sci-fi blogger (she was giving short interviews at some convention) and she seemed intelligent. He was just using the cam on his laptop with both of them looking forward and talking, so she relaxed--not having to pose or think about how she looked for a high-def camera. She got his jokes and made hew own. He talked about other things that were going on in the world and she knew what he was talking about and had her own opinions. This was the first time I saw her being interviewed like that and I was impressed.

Posted by: Darrell at February 28, 2013 01:29 AM (oZNzl)

393 Seamus,

I think Ace tends to over analyze the hell out of everything. Like his movie reviews, none of which I ever want to see bc he dwells on the minutIae. Same with that joke thread. It's either funny or it's not works for me.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:29 AM (0PiQ4)

394 I don't twitter but in the box I search the internet with at the top right corner there is a drop down arrow. If I punch it it gives me a list of choices and twitter is one. If you have that type @aoshq and you get Ace or at least something will link to him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:30 AM (qo244)

395
Merovign: mucho agreed. Kind of a wash, but if you have a milled receiver on the AK, you hit reliably within 300 yards. And aside from sniper action, where you want a fucking.30 caliber bullet and a remington 700 minimum anyway, who gives a fuck about beyond 300 yards. So the AK will hit targets within 300 yards, AR will give you double that range, reliably. But for cleaning/stripping, i'll take the AK any day of the week.

No wonder Ace is never on his own blog, he is twitter bombing those bitches like a mofo.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:31 AM (gzY2o)

396 380 Thanks Tasker!
Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:18 AM (gzY2o)

_____________

You're welcome Prescient11.

Well have a feeling this will get really ugly tomorrow.

The little cub reporters are all spoiling to put Woodward in his place.

looking at NRO twitters Jonah doesn't think 'the threat" is all that big a deal.

You know--Hillary's first at length interview after Benghazi was with Barbara Walter ---and--

not.one.question. about Benghazi.

At the time Hillary was still Secretary of State.

How the hell did the Obama Administration make that happen?

Barbara Walters simply wasn't interested?

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 01:33 AM (r2PLg)

397 an AR has less recoil than an AK


I think

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 28, 2013 01:35 AM (U97pt)

398 Jake, you are correct. Night morans, hope all is well.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:36 AM (gzY2o)

399 No wonder Ace is never on his own blog, he is twitter bombing those bitches like a mofo.
Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:31 AM (gzY2o)


_______________

I'm off to bed.

But Ace--well Breitbart use to wear himself out doing that--although he went after some really small fry at all hours sometimes.

I swear--trying to appeal to Liberal logic and ethics can make you sick after awhile.

Good night, guys--and take care of yourselves.

Posted by: tasker at February 28, 2013 01:37 AM (r2PLg)

400 Mero is correct and 367 is bullshitbad advice. How is an AR difficult to maintain or clean? Women introduced to the AR usually fall in love

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 01:37 AM (XDC0v)

401 397 Only a LOT less

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 01:37 AM (XDC0v)

402
Puff Pillow the joint all you wish, raid the frig....leave left-over Val-U-Rite bottles in the sink....crap and leave the floater for the morning.....
Yet, He still leaves the door open for us....EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!

Jus saying....
Night MandM's....+turds

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 01:38 AM (SpEuH)

403 Direct link to Ace's twitter

https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 01:38 AM (/gHaE)

404 395 Hit WHAT reliably? A barn door?

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 01:38 AM (XDC0v)

405 Same here, Im finally feeling tired enough to sleep, and Im hitting the sheets. Sweet dreams all of you.

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 01:39 AM (0PiQ4)

406 He was rolling up to about 15min ago. Prolly passed out now..

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 01:39 AM (/gHaE)

407 Merovign: mucho agreed. Kind of a wash, but if you have a milled receiver on the AK,>>

In al these gun discussions it annoys me that the assumtion is to pick one. Better to fill a tool box. Start with the tool you'll need first (Lotta lead down range quick or long range accuracy) and go from there. Then stock the tool box for future jobs as you see fit/can afford.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:39 AM (qo244)

408 Heheheh eh heheh hehe eh hehehe... he said "knob"... hehehehe eh heheh...

Posted by: beavis at February 28, 2013 01:40 AM (yBF/9)

409 I'd love to rub some salve on "Autumn".

The chick interviewing Biden sounds like he could use some too, but I'll leave that to more progressive members of the 'Q.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:40 AM (gg7qB)

410 ace is curiously absent.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 28, 2013 01:40 AM (+wxCD)

411 But for cleaning/stripping, i'll take the AK any day of the week.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:31 AM (gzY2o)


I don't get it. Open the action, remove the bolt. Clean the barrel, clean the bolt. Lube the bolt, put it back together.

Is same, except how you open the action.

Actually the AR's action spring is retained.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:41 AM (bxiXv)

412 I see dave is busy making friends again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2013 01:43 AM (bxiXv)

413 Just a FYI dpms has had one of my AR10 uppers for warranty service for over six months now, and now they're using the shortage of parts as an excuse for why it's not getting fixed. I'm... annoyed

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 01:44 AM (XDC0v)

414 In boot camp a drill sergeant snugged a M-16 up against his junk and fired off a half dozen or so on full auto to demonstrate to us ignorant subhuman dickless pole smoking pieces of shit that it had little recoil.

It may have been staged and he wore a jock/cup that day, but we wuz duly impressed at the time.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 28, 2013 01:44 AM (/gHaE)

415 Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his would-be successor, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, are planning a coup to dismantle the cleric-run power structure of the government, The Times of Israel reports.

Mr. Ahmadinejad, whose term ends in August and who is supporting his chief of staff, Mr. Mashaei, to take his place, is plotting an “extraordinary attack” against Iran’s clerics to “separate mosque and state,” the Times of Israel says.

Iran’s government is a theocracy, and Mr. Ahmadinejad has had a tenuous relationship with clerics, who have tried — without much success — to subdue his power.

The Times of Israel reports said Mr. Ahmadinejad and Mr. Mashaei hope to “effectively dismantle the theocratic structure.” Mr. Mashaei, meanwhile, adds that he has “the deepest respect for the clerics, but they are not politicians. Their presence is damaging Iranian politics. Their role should be spiritual only.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 28, 2013 01:45 AM (e8kgV)

416

I put my faith in the powers that be.
Joe Public. That's me.

Long live the Rutles.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 28, 2013 01:46 AM (wUD5d)

417 This may charm your sensibilities: http://tinyurl.com/byz9zr7

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 01:48 AM (XDC0v)

418 Long Live the Oneders.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 01:49 AM (gg7qB)

419 In boot camp a drill sergeant snugged a M-16 up against his junk and
fired off a half dozen or so on full auto to demonstrate to us ignorant
subhuman dickless pole smoking pieces of shit that it had little recoil.>>

One not hard to believe if you've ever fired one but I could do the same with an AK or a 12 gauge. But you would notice I was firing up so the point of contact was not my junk but just above it. And willing to take a little pain so you little bastards were scared of me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:53 AM (qo244)

420
Ok merovign, I came back just for you!! My own personal experience is that cleaning/maintaining an ak is easier than an ar. I love both platforms, but that is my experience.

FWIW. Good night morans. PHRASING!!!! And you see L'Elle, I went all caps for you.

It ain't caffeine or cocaine, it's for love of country that gets me excited!!! Nite.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 28, 2013 01:54 AM (gzY2o)

421 Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

I'm a big fan of FOI (Freedom of Info) but the Administrations I've covered (both Dem & Repub) seem to have made an art form out of ignoring
2:33 AM - 28 Feb 13

Benghazi Revisited

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 28, 2013 01:54 AM (e8kgV)

422 WTF is up with Peter Sarstedt's hair?

Posted by: Waterhouse is watching ancient videos at February 28, 2013 01:54 AM (gg7qB)

423
The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 28, 2013 01:57 AM (wUD5d)

424 If you have that type @aoshq and you get Ace or at least something will link to him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 01:30 AM (qo244)


@aoshq is the blog feed

@AceOfSpadesHQ is Ace's personal twitterings.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2013 02:00 AM (Vk2pI)

425 Night all.

Here is "Space Station #5" by Montrose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BTTJo1KmM

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2013 02:01 AM (Vk2pI)

426 Pre- Spinal Tap. "Bad News Tour". In case you haven't seen it.

pt 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8feNFx3y3U

pt 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGd3y37Eb7Y

pt 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glHND2MqJ4M

Posted by: otho at February 28, 2013 02:02 AM (yBF/9)

427 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2013 02:00 AM (Vk2pI)>>

Wow try to help and all you get is crap for it.

/sarc

Thanks for fixing my mistake.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 02:03 AM (qo244)

428 417 Goddammit I watched that and pissed myself off again

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 02:04 AM (XDC0v)

429
Piggy in the middle........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1y9BIjTSVk


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 28, 2013 02:08 AM (wUD5d)

430 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 28, 2013 01:45 AM (e8kgV)

If the Times of London is reporting about your plans for a coup?

1) I don't believe it
2) Even if it's true. It's now a waste of time as I presume someone will tell the Mullahs and they will excommunicate his ass (or whatever they do).
3) Why should ahmadinnerjacket risk death and dismemberment when it's the Mullahs (and those who back them) who've put him in power?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 28, 2013 02:09 AM (qyv02)

431 412 What would you have me do when someone's trying to talk an ette out ofthe AR platform?

Posted by: DAve at February 28, 2013 02:12 AM (XDC0v)

432 Just saw in the sidebar that Van Cliburn died. May he RIP
Here's some video of him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZzR6dURr0I
If that link doesn't work, search for van cliburn hungarian rhapsody 12 on youtube

Posted by: fb at February 28, 2013 02:17 AM (qnMOL)

433 Does anyone know if you can get a civilian version of the new piston uppers for AR-15s?

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 28, 2013 02:17 AM (8T0N0)

434 Does anyone know if you can get a civilian version of the new piston uppers for AR-15s?>>

Not sure if this is what you want but search Huldra.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 02:19 AM (qo244)

435 Nite all I'm out.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2013 02:26 AM (qo244)

436 It's a little sad that we can look back with pseudostalgia to a time when we might have merely worried about werewolves.

Instead of actual legislatively-enable parasites.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2013 02:28 AM (SB+xH)

437
436

What he said.....

Posted by: Richard at February 28, 2013 02:40 AM (SpEuH)

438 Burn the Heretic! Burn the Heretic! Burn the Heretic!
Aaaawggghhghgw!!~

Posted by: The Left at February 28, 2013 02:40 AM (Ipj15)

439 Breaking...NY Supreme Court has given Cuomo until April 29 to prove the SAFE Act is constitutional or face an injunction. The burden of proof is squarely on the state, and with Heller and McDonald, there's no way they succeed!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at February 28, 2013 02:58 AM (lJJMb)

440 Just watched 30+ minutes of agility dogs from Crufts. Feeling pretty damned sorry for myself that I'm allergic.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 03:04 AM (kaalw)

441 Because we are educated people, we don't need to read William F. Buckley Jr.

He is old and dead and all that.

So minimunchkin flobba gamin' coolio! connect with the kids like we always do!!!

And don't fucking educate yourself pawns.

Posted by: twoslaps at February 28, 2013 03:23 AM (N36ZX)

442 Seriously you guys, gamers are hip and cool and when we know the lingo we will win them over.

You guys, Bill Buckley is dead.

You guys, look at new three-minute readings for hours at a time because then you are a renasancie (but spelled correctly!) smarty smart smart.

And we win elections then too because you guys!!!

Posted by: twoslaps at February 28, 2013 03:26 AM (N36ZX)

443 Being what is, this won't be the last time I quote "are you scared because you aren't nearly as frightened as you should be" and that I don't like.

What is needed is very simple, therefore to show the death of Uncle Sam is not at all reasonable considering the situation; it contains multitudes of ingratitude as does in fact titling a book “After America”. As WFB said, “despair is a mortal sin.” Buck up America. You’re a leader, whether you like it not, and you must not allow the constant struggle for liberty Reagan warned every generation would face to beat you down to the point where you’re projecting a death fantasy in aggregate or not.

Get busy doing what I do (in addition to following Winston’s lead and imbibing liberally spirit enhancers when appropriate) and start convincing voters:

.
1. America is the most heavily taxed country in history.
2. In spite of historic taxation America borrows more money than any nation in history.
3. Democrats claim America neither taxes nor spends enough because we are a downright mean country.

Posted by: twoslaps at February 28, 2013 03:33 AM (N36ZX)

444 Interesting facts about the great pyramid:

1. It is the most massive building ever built: Its stones could make a six-lane highway from Los Angeles to NYC.

2. It is the most accurately sited building in the world, lined up perfectly east-west, north-south. Only since the invention of laser sighting can we equal that accuracy.

3. It is the only existing wonder of the ancient world out of seven that were named in ancient texts.

4. It is the oldest building in the world.

5. It has Biblical References that lock it into a Biblical Witness.
(Isaiah 19:19 In that day there will be an altar to the LORD in the heart of Egypt, and there will be a monument to the LORD at its border.)

If you climb to the top of the Great Pyramid and look east you look down from the Giza Plateau and see the heart of Egypt the Nile Delta. If you look west you see the start of the Sahara Desert) Literally it is in the heart, yet at the Border of Egypt. Even more astounding is that Hebrew Letters correspond to numbers, just like the Greek and Latin Alphabet. If you add up the numbers in the above verse they equal the length of the Great Pyramid side (any side as it is a perfect square at the base) in Pyramid inches, a measurement close to our English inch.

6. The Pyramid height from base to unfinished top (the top-stone was never put upon the Pyramid) Is the same as if you took all the landmass in the earth and leveled that land mass, then it would equal the height of the Great Pyramid.

7. The Pyramid sits at the only point in the earth where if you draw a north-south line, that line hits more land than any other line. If you draw a line east-west that line covers more water than any other line on the globe.

Many other incredible facts about the Great Pyramid show it was either built with extremely advanced scientific knowledge, only available to us in the last 100 years, or it was built with Divine Revelation.


Posted by: Jehu at February 28, 2013 04:25 AM (cSD32)

445 Lordy, lordy, lordy -- it's been a while.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2013 05:35 AM (kaalw)

446 Wake Up!

Posted by: Jehu at February 28, 2013 05:46 AM (cSD32)

447 Smell the Coffee

Posted by: Jehu at February 28, 2013 05:46 AM (cSD32)

448 Just think how complicated Obama's days must get. Each morning he has to take more and more time to sort out all the lies he told yesterday. Soon it will be overwhelming and something will snap...now that is the true meaning of hope.

Posted by: Jehu at February 28, 2013 05:48 AM (cSD32)

449
Youtube - DefDist Printed AR Lower - Part III (cannot imbed link)

Printed lower AR reciever fires off 600 rounds. Sweet. Wish the dems luck with that fascist-gun-ban-thingy.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 28, 2013 05:56 AM (f+TdG)

450
Received my last pre-Sequestermageddon TSA screening and farewell grope at Philadelphia Airport a few minutes ago.

'Rons and 'ronettes, the mood of the crowds here is tense and fearful as Sequestermageddon approaches.

Children are whining and blubbering literally everywhere, while kids look at their parents and think, "Dafuq?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 28, 2013 06:03 AM (nTvLF)

451 Banned?

Posted by: teej at February 28, 2013 06:09 AM (JCIjD)

452 Morning, all.

This morning the news is that the guy who yelled at Woodward was Gene Sperling.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 28, 2013 06:14 AM (GoIUi)

453 And good morning to you Miss M.

Posted by: teej at February 28, 2013 06:16 AM (erYRT)

454 FYI

Obama, the Dems, and the liberal media have a plan and they are working together.

The plan is to do anything and everything possible to swing the 2014 elections and take majorities in the House and Senate.

Then the real Obama agenda gets installed.

When DHS releases illegal aliens because of "sequestration," or little kids don't get medicine because of "sequestration," or the military is exposed to danger because of "sequestration," they are going to blame Republicans.

Republicans are playing right into their corrupt hands.

Posted by: American Onlooker at February 28, 2013 06:18 AM (lw5+8)

455
CNN in the morning absent Soledad O'Brien seems so... useless.

Which is exactly how it seemed with Soledad. Imagine that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 28, 2013 06:43 AM (R7uOf)

456 #454 This plan is not a surprise. That is what Obama always does. The choice is to refuse to participate or to cave. So far I am pleased with the fact that they haven't caved.

Now what will happen at this meeting tomorrow I do not know. I imagine Obama will wave some sort of last-minute deal at Boehner. This will not be a surprise to Boehner, so we will just have to see what happens.

Woodward's comments have changed the direction a bit, as has the release of those criminal aliens in Arizona. Obama has sort of slipped off the high ground.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 28, 2013 06:43 AM (GoIUi)

457 Any confirmation yet on Chavez slipping his mortal coil?
Would be nice to start a day with good news for a change.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2013 06:45 AM (coJww)

458 433 Ace's Liver,

Yes...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 28, 2013 06:59 AM (LRFds)

459 "Thanks to the GOP, we have a Washington where stellar candidates such as
John Bolton and Miguel Estrada do not get confirmed, but a pro-Iranian
anti-Israeli dolt like Chuck Hagel gets through"

How, exactly, is this the GOP's fault and not the Democrats or the electorate? The GOP is the side that put forward and voted for "stellar candidates", and voted against Hagel.

Posted by: JohnJ at February 28, 2013 07:43 AM (PvrjS)






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