CNN's Chile Affiliate: "Hugo Chavez Esta Muerto"

Remember we hear about dictators dying about three times as often as they actually die. But here's hoping.

The report claims this:

En contacto con CNN Chile el ex embajador afirmó que desde el 30 de diciembre pasado el presidente Chávez se declaró con muerte cerebral en Cuba...

Well, certainly there is a long history of covering up the deaths of tyrants for weeks and weeks.

Oops: I sight-guessed at the Spanish. It actually doesn't say he died on December 30th, of course, but that he's been brain dead since then, and four days ago he actually died.

Posted by: Ace at 07:54 PM



Comments

1 splendid if true.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 27, 2013 07:55 PM (XrGnJ)

2 Wasn't it Roger Ebert who said you have to kill the bad guy in the movie three times before he is really dead?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2013 07:56 PM (FokZA)

3 Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Teddy "The Swimmer" at February 27, 2013 07:56 PM (rdy8w)

4 The Spanish quote says that he's brain dead, but not dead dead.

Posted by: socaldude at February 27, 2013 07:56 PM (ymH/8)

5 Ah, I could feel this thread coming. The anticipation and the lull in comments gave it away.

Bazinga!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:57 PM (qyv02)

6 Anybody ask Captain Spicoli for comment?

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2013 07:57 PM (+NNlC)

7 Noooooooooooo

Posted by: ET at February 27, 2013 07:57 PM (YpjaN)

8 Bow to me now, beeetchez.

Posted by: the parrot on Hugo's shoulder at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (rdy8w)

9 Somebody wanna translate that shit for us unilingual folks?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (GEICT)

10 No habla.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (4cRnj)

11 He should have got Obamacare...and some STEM CELLS.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (/gHaE)

12 34 thousand rounds of PMC 55 gr. .223 ready to ship over at ammo for sale dot com at 90cents a round... plus a ton of other ammo right now.... for those that are still looking.... where's DAve at? Do I get a cut of innernet sales now too?....

Posted by: a web surfin' gun nut at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (OlV9H)

13 Obama's lost one of his true friends.

Fuck them both.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (4x8W0)

14 Is that sulfur I smell?

Posted by: Dinah Lord at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (46UXb)

15 Finally! A reason to celebrate! Please let it be true.

Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (0PiQ4)

16 bad resistant sock

Posted by: ET at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (YpjaN)

17 Who said Ace's French lessons wouldn't come in handy?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 07:58 PM (+z4pE)

18 What miserable slug will step forward tocarry on his dictatorship building program?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (w41GQ)

19 I believe FDR was brain dead at Yalta.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (4cRnj)

20 In the Soviet Union, they'd play some suitably somber classical piece to let folks know bad news was coming, not that it was really bad news. I think the Venezuelans should play a nice Rumba.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (6TB1Z)

21 El Puerco, es muerto!!!


Arriba, arriba, adelante.

Venga aca pendejo -- Diablo's pene'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (qyv02)

22 Brain transplant and he'll be up and about in a jiffy.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (/gHaE)

23 Let's not jump ugly just because some fat fuck we disagree with has maybe died and gone to hell.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (R18D0)

24 El Presidento de Venezuela is no more-o

Posted by: John F Kerry at February 27, 2013 08:00 PM (mCvL4)

25 No doubt there will be an announcement soon concerning the miracles of socialized medicine...and Chavo's amazing recovery.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2013 08:00 PM (CgcOa)

26 72 hour rule.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:00 PM (I2LwF)

27 Univision says ambassador from Panama says that Chavez was brain dead and was put off life support I think, 4 days ago.

Posted by: socaldude at February 27, 2013 08:00 PM (ymH/8)

28 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:00 PM (+z4pE)

29 die already, motherfucker

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)

30 O/T

Anyone know how the fuck you get a statute in statutory hall in the Capital?

I thought each state got two.

So who the fuck sponsored Rosa Parks? It sure as hell wasn't AL.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:01 PM (wR+pz)

31
Chile's former ambassador said that since last December 30, President Chavez declared brain dead in Cuba, with which he returned to Venezuela in that state...

,


However, Chavez was still able to enjoy Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars and thought he was great.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 08:01 PM (kdS6q)

32 All propaganda, he's preping to run the marathon in the next Olympics.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 08:01 PM (/gHaE)

33 Die, you worm!

Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 08:01 PM (/lng0)

34 For all the SMOD worshippers, here's a little hope:

"NK WARNS US IS WITHIN ROCKET, NUCLEAR RANGE: NK posted a warning to the US in its propaganda website reading “The US should be aware that its mainland is within the range of NK’s strategic rockets and nuclear weapons". It also claimed that if the US persists in trying to suffocate NK with hostile policies, the NK military and people will erase the country from the face of the earth."

Posted by: Icedog at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (ZM9OS)

35 4
The Spanish quote says that he's brain dead, but not dead dead.

Posted by: socaldude at February 27, 2013 07:56 PM (ymH/

That's been true for five years.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (wR+pz)

36 Let's wait to celebrate until we get definite word from a carrier pigeon flying out of that third world shit hole.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (R18D0)

37 FWIW, Univision is not confirming, calling it rumors.

Posted by: socaldude at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (ymH/8)

38

Dang is right.

Let's wait until we're sure before we parrrrrrrr-tay!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (vyPsz)

39 By the way, I can't believe how bad everything in the world sucks these days.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (I2LwF)

40 Bueno.

Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (4FeFx)

41 statute in statutory hall in the Capital?

I read that as "Statutory Hell".

And it's statue. A statute is a law or regulation.

Of course if that was on purpose; well played.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:02 PM (qyv02)

42 I hope Reagan can pee on his head from heaven.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (MMC8r)

43 No...NOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Sean Penn worst day of my life at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (60GaT)

44 Since december 30th?!

Posted by: aDub at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (haGfu)

45 Brain dead since December. Sounds like Biden.

Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (OQpzc)

46 I feel fine!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (+z4pE)

47 All Flags at half mast tomorrow per WH

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (XvrTA)

48 Your turn, Fidel.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (MMC8r)

49 I'm ready for you Hugo.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (mjR67)

50 LEAVE EL PRESIDENTE ALONE!!11!

Posted by: Sean Penn at February 27, 2013 08:03 PM (4cRnj)

51 Hasta la bye-bye, Hugo.

Posted by: huerfano at February 27, 2013 08:04 PM (bAGA/)

52
Brain dead since December. Sounds like Biden.


December 1960 for Biden though...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 08:04 PM (/gHaE)

53 Finally some good news.It must not be true.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2013 08:04 PM (9XBK2)

54 Icedog, I'm in a sufficiently bad mood that your nuke news has actually cheered me.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:04 PM (I2LwF)

55 We'll know it's true when the White House flag is lowered to half staff.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 27, 2013 08:04 PM (+lsX1)

56
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind

Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (kdS6q)

57 I'm getting better!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (+z4pE)

58 No more SMOD.

It's the NORK NUKE RELEASE.

(only for west coast morons though)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (qyv02)

59 Fidel has been dead for years. He's one of those clever Japanese robots these days.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (/gHaE)

60 Word is there is a messenger heading out of Venezuela in a two person paddle boat with news of the president's condition written on a small piece of tree bark in charcoal. Stand by...

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (R18D0)

61 Don't worry, I'm somewhere out there 'n ready to go

Posted by: Hugo Chavez Jr. at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (60GaT)

62 What is the definition of brain dead? You can't feel a blow job? or don't want one?


Just axing.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:05 PM (wR+pz)

63 Hugo's pining for the fjords.

He's no more. He's an Ex dictator.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (qyv02)

64 this is gonna ruin Obama's evening

Posted by: play nice at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (Lxw+T)

65 He's still alive.They releasesome white smoke when it's confirmed.

Posted by: Guy who confuses facts at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (3qKP/)

66 I hope he's rotting and filled with maggots already.

Fuck Socialism.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (ovaQa)

67 I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (+z4pE)

68

The Spanish quote says that he's brain dead, but not dead dead.

So now he's a registered democrat voter in the U.S.?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (eyJh9)

69 >>>39
By the way, I can't believe how bad everything in the world sucks these days.


And this might be as good as it gets.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (4Mv1T)

70 I'm just resting...

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (/gHaE)

71 Was he ever not brain dead?

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:07 PM (R18D0)

72 65
He's still alive.They releasesome white smoke when it's confirmed.

Posted by: Guy who confuses facts at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (3qKP/)


RED smoke you dumb fuck.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:07 PM (wR+pz)

73 Did someone turn up the heat and turn out the lights?

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:07 PM (/gHaE)

74 Tobacco Road... Darn tootin

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:07 PM (I2LwF)

75 And he thought he smelled sulfur when he spoke at the U.N.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (qqZuQ)

76
What is the definition of brain dead?
Posted by: Billy Bob




You think Lena Dunham is important enough to discuss....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (kdS6q)

77
The Spanish quote says that he's brain dead, but not dead dead.

So now he's a registered democrat voter in the U.S.?


He even voted thrice.

Posted by: play nice at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (Lxw+T)

78 Just turn your greasy ass to hydrocarbons already, mo'fucka

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (+iA5G)

79 He's the only cancer patient I've seen who got fatter.

Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (4FeFx)

80 Did someone turn up the heat and turn out the lights?
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:07 PM (/gHaE)

And why am I on my stomach?

(old sam kinnison joke)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (qyv02)

81 This is horrible. I'm gonna send him an iPod loaded with my speeches to cheer him up!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 27, 2013 08:09 PM (/gHaE)

82 What a happy coincidence: I just happen to have a Guinness and a shot at the ready.

Poised, I am.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 08:09 PM (+z4pE)

83 This just in... Chavez biopic planned for "O" network. Brian Dennehy will play the president's tumor. Stand by for more...

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:09 PM (R18D0)

84 Oh no, where will they ever find another dictator in South America?

Posted by: Icedog at February 27, 2013 08:09 PM (ZolUS)

85 Carlos Mencia will play Hugo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:10 PM (qyv02)

86 Oh no, where will they ever find another dictator in South America?

We have one in North America that ought to be exported.

Posted by: play nice at February 27, 2013 08:10 PM (Lxw+T)

87 It's just a flesh wound!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 27, 2013 08:11 PM (q177U)

88 NCKate lol!

Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 08:11 PM (0PiQ4)

89 Whoopi Goldberg to play Valerie Jarrett

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

90 I guess he was starting to smell and was getting a little runny so they couldn't do the "Bernie's" routine anymore.

Did anyone believe that picture of him with the two chickas?

NO.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:11 PM (qyv02)

91 Francisco Franco is still dead!!!

Posted by: Illinidiva at February 27, 2013 08:11 PM (daziT)

92 If he is dead, does this mean Joe Kennedy is going to change that damn Chevron, Hugo Chavez free oil for the freezing Americans commercial?

Kennedy's another one who can chuff a duck's dick for all I care.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 08:12 PM (coJww)

93 Hopefully this will take attention away from me! Whew!

Posted by: Bob Woodward at February 27, 2013 08:12 PM (BuSM8)

94 Gilbert Gottfried will play that thing on the President's face

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:12 PM (8sCoq)

95 I don't care if it's true, at least we got a new thread.

Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 08:12 PM (0PiQ4)

96 Your command of Spanish is equal to John Kerry's ability to speketh French.

Posted by: Bufalobob at February 27, 2013 08:12 PM (x+7qA)

97 "Look at me, I can wave my hand and my head at the same time"

--Barky Mcfucknut Jr

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 08:12 PM (BVkEs)

98 How long before he's found in meat products in Europe?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (4cRnj)

99 I'm still alive.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (+z4pE)

100 Mostly dead.

Posted by: Miracle Max at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (dvRYt)

101 I'm still alive.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (+z4pE)

You're only as alive as your last blow job.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (qyv02)

102 Sean Penn will star in a biography that will make 'Battlefield Earth' look like 'Citizen Kane.'

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (MMC8r)

103 Shut up, Joe Kennedy's sperm is my congressweasel



Good god it really does suck through & through

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (I2LwF)

104 I'm just resting...
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:06 PM (/gHaE)

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (OQpzc)

105 Fuck you, motherfuckers. I fucking swam home to Venezuela because I'm in such great shape!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (BuSM8)

106 My condolences to the White House, and it's employees.

Posted by: Whatev at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (A7Wh1)

107 Anthony Weiner to play the part of "cock fight contestant".

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (R18D0)

108 I thought he was in a medically induced coma, was brought out of it a couple of weeks ago, and was reported to be improving?

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (XjfiS)

109 I am sure the Prezzy and First lady will attend their dear socialist fiends funeral with Glover and Mr Madonna..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (x59Gv)

110 Tru-north- BTW, Just discovered in a recent post that you are in MA.
I have a brother and a son there.

My hat is off to you, sir, for the herculean task you have taken on to work towards seating conservatives in the people's republic. God speed to you, and your efforts there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

111 >Mostly dead.

really most sincerely dead

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (8sCoq)

112 And Lindsey Lohan outlived him. Sort of.

Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2013 08:14 PM (4FeFx)

113 Still here bitches!!


*grabs chest*

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at February 27, 2013 08:15 PM (4cRnj)

114 Maybe Salvador Allende can tell him from the adjacent spit that when the Americans actually throw a coup, it shows.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2013 08:15 PM (cLbMq)

115 Seth Rogen as "Man"

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:15 PM (8sCoq)

116

"Tragedy today, as Hugo Chavez was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."

Now.. now, that's just superfluous, you know?


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 08:15 PM (kdS6q)

117 Damn Truman, it really does suck being you.
And not in a good way.


Wanna beer?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 08:15 PM (coJww)

118 98 How long before he's found in meat products in Europe?
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 08:13 PM (4cRnj)



THREAD WINNER

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:15 PM (I2LwF)

119 Wonder if the IPAB had a hand in this?


Oh wait, we've been assured they're NOT death panels!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 27, 2013 08:16 PM (Cnqmv)

120 "I'm the only one who ever really got into Hugo Chavez' head"

- Cancer

Too soon?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 08:16 PM (BVkEs)

121 As soon as I have a website, you can all pay into my "beer fund" to fuck these fuckers sideways up here in MA.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:17 PM (I2LwF)

122 Can we buy gas at 7-11 now?

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 08:17 PM (x59Gv)

123 As Coroner I must attest , I thoroughly looked upon the pest

And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

(With apologies to The Wizard of Oz)

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 27, 2013 08:17 PM (GoIUi)

124 Who is his suspected successor? I'm bettin' Barack Chavez suddenly shows up there.

Posted by: dogfish at February 27, 2013 08:18 PM (N2yhW)

125 He's not dead, only life challenged

Posted by: ET at February 27, 2013 08:18 PM (YpjaN)

126 @ 121 I have the original Stroh's recipe...Rock That!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 08:18 PM (x59Gv)

127 Poor Barack...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 08:18 PM (+OTLF)

128 122
Can we buy gas at 7-11 now?


I thought that was Citgo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 08:18 PM (4cRnj)

129 After this good news, what we need is a sick/ offensive humor joke thread.

And beer for Truman

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 08:19 PM (coJww)

130 4
The Spanish quote says that he's brain dead, but not dead dead.

Posted by: socaldude at February 27, 2013 07:56 PM (ymH/

Proving you dont need a brain to be a socialist marxist asshole.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 08:19 PM (+OTLF)

131 A hunny per head in the HQ would probably get us two state reps and a state senator.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:19 PM (I2LwF)

132 In much more important news....my domino's order is undergoing Quality Check before delivery to my hotel room!

OT: How is that I can know that my pizza and sandwich are undergoing careful quality inspection, seconds out of the oven....but news of Chavez' demise is delayed? That just aint right, ya'll.

LATE BREAKING PS.....

My food has been delivered, and Chavez still remains possibly mostly dead. What a world.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 08:19 PM (eyJh9)

133
Who is his suspected successor?
Posted by: dogfish




Must be a spare Kennedy stashed somewhere....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 08:19 PM (kdS6q)

134 Who is his suspected successor? I'm bettin' Barack Chavez suddenly shows up there.

Nicolas Maduro.

Chavez was the smart one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2013 08:20 PM (cLbMq)

135
Muertos...muertos...flores para los muertos.

Posted by: Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at February 27, 2013 08:20 PM (XjfiS)

136 Oops: I sight-guessed at the Spanish. It actually doesn't say he died on December 30th, of course, but that he's been brain dead since then, and four days ago he actually died.


____________________

So basically Hagel Time.

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce--San Antonio at February 27, 2013 08:20 PM (r2PLg)

137 Sean Penn's tears will taste sweet.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (NzBQO)

138 They can bury that little shit in a short coffin..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (x59Gv)

139 We'll know he's dead when Obi Wan Obama feels a disturbance in the farce.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (R18D0)

140 Sean Penn stars in CHAVEZ! (no not that one, the other one.)

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (HiKk0)

141 Eh. In a few minutes Mrs. North comes home so I will have to go fight that war some more.

But don't stop on my account! It warms my cockles to know you're all having some black humor happy fun times.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (I2LwF)

142 I hope he has one of those Ayatollah Khomeni funerals where he falls out of his casket. And why is it that no one has the decency to have a good Viking funeral anymore? The lack of Vikings, I suppose.

Posted by: sluggo at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (vVv3V)

143 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Chavez is dead
Profit!!!

It's missing something.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 08:21 PM (coJww)

144 Show some respect people!

Posted by: Generalissimo Franco at February 27, 2013 08:22 PM (j/eP/)

145 It is funny, nearly 20 years after the Berlin Wall comes down, we're still having to explain that commies aren't cool. And by that I mean, WE STILL have to do it. We just aren't.

Also, I read a survival board post many years ago now that said that Hugo had basically turned the country into doomsday preppers.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 08:22 PM (QxSug)

146 He's going to regret messing with us.

Posted by: Anonymous White House Staffer at February 27, 2013 08:22 PM (l3vZN)

147 What's that smell? Smells like someone died.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 08:22 PM (QTHTd)

148
I like the actor Edgar Ramirez who was in ZDT. Unfortunately, he's Venuzuelan and I fear he may be a fan of Hugo.

I wonder if Sean Penn and Ollie Stone will be down there for the funeral?

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 27, 2013 08:22 PM (XjfiS)

149 147 What's that smell? Smells like someone died.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 08:22 PM (QTHTd)

______________

Donc,


Chavez=Seth MacFarlane at the Oscars

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce--San Antonio at February 27, 2013 08:23 PM (r2PLg)

150 Can't bury him at sea. Shit floats.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 08:24 PM (MMC8r)

151 What's that smell? Smells like someone died.


Posted by: boulder toilet hobo

It's the new greasy fat guy with the dopey look on his face over there in the corner.

Posted by: Satan at February 27, 2013 08:24 PM (R18D0)

152 OT The Third Man on TCM tonight at 10.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2013 08:24 PM (9XBK2)

153 145 true communism has never been tried!!

well ok maybe once. or twice. or a lot

Posted by: JDP at February 27, 2013 08:24 PM (60GaT)

154 What's that smell? Smells like someone died.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo

It's always smelled that way around here.

Posted by: Venezuela at February 27, 2013 08:24 PM (R18D0)

155 Also, I read a survival board post many years ago now that said that
Hugo had basically turned the country into doomsday preppers.


It's basically like Cuba. Lines for eggs, bread, toilet paper--when you can find them and they just devalued the currency again (40% or so).

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (cLbMq)

156 Diggin on how a popular and democratically elected man is a "tyrant" to you goons.

Posted by: Palooka at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (oN+9z)

157 156

you know who else was popular

Posted by: JDP at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (60GaT)

158 Caroline Kennedy.

Yeh, she could go to the funeral.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (coJww)

159 O/T, OSP, read Amy Lynn this morning. Great characters! Loved them all. You'd better be working on the next one!!

Posted by: Lilredhen at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (6cCYx)

160 As Coroner I must append,
I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead,
he's really most sincerely dead.

Posted by: A very short coroner at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (hcixJ)

161 well ok maybe once. or twice. or a lot


Posted by: JDP at February 27, 2013 08:24 PM (60GaT)



But we'll do it right!

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (Cnqmv)

162 It takes a special type of idiot to fuck up an oil rich country

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (NzBQO)

163 Biden at the funeral should be good for some gaffe laughs...

"I didn't think he'd look so dead..."

"Argentina has lost a great leader..."

"Why am I here, and who took my slinky?"

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (/gHaE)

164 Chavez has been brain dead for years longer than that.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (wYVte)

165 I was elected.

Posted by: Hitler - yes, that Hitler at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (R18D0)

166
I'll translate for you..
Hugo Chavez is in the bathroom

Posted by: John Kerry at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (Yhu4q)

167 CNN has an affiliate in Chile?

Chile has really gone down hill lately.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (I2LwF)

168 Diggin on how a popular and democratically elected man is a "tyrant" to you goons.
Posted by: Palooka at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (oN+9z)

All that matters is who counts the votes, dumbass. BTW, did you notice how bad the last election smelled?

Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (OQpzc)

169 Posted by: Kristophr at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (wYVte)


My first thought was how would they be able to tell he was "now" brain dead?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (Cnqmv)

170 Oops: I sight-guessed at the Spanish. It actually doesn't say he died on December 30th, of course, but that he's been brain dead since then, and four days ago he actually died.

So that means that they LIED to us all this time? What a shocka.

and the PurseDog Media didn't investigate or give a shit?

Not even enough to speculate how the Ven. Gov. might have reason to be a little . . . mendacious about Hugo's health status?

They can't even report on the truth in another country.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (qyv02)

171 Ever since Left Eye died, Chile has been slumming it apparently.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (I2LwF)

172 There is your proof Chavez was on the payroll. The sequester did him in.

Constantly infusing him with the blood of orphans and puppies must have been expensive.

Posted by: Voluble at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (qYvEa)

173 "It takes a special type of idiot to fuck up an oil rich country"
Tell us about it.

Posted by: Government workers who couldn't make a profit in a whorehouse at February 27, 2013 08:28 PM (coJww)

174 Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:01 PM (wR+pz)

Apparently, that statue of Rosa Parks isn't one of the state statues: http://tinyurl.com/clw8vh2

Posted by: DKCZ at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (9/bcB)

175 Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:27 PM (OQpzc)



Great thoughts from Comrade Stalin: It only matters who counts the votes!


Has a nice ring to it!

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (Cnqmv)

176 >Eh. In a few minutes Mrs. North comes home so I will have to go fight that war some more.


is that like 'the Bonnie situation' ?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (8sCoq)

177 Shit. If he is dead, how is this going to affect basket and shitty clay pot imports?

Posted by: Pier 1 at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (R18D0)

178 Murder most foul! Manbearpig clearly has brave Hugo's blood on his hands... uh, hooves.

Posted by: Al Gore at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (ku7mz)

179 Diggin on how a popular and democratically elected man is a "tyrant" to you goons

Anyone else want to swat this clown with a copy of The Republic?

Actually, maybe Polybius. It's larger and heavier

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (QTHTd)

180 Better him than me!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (/gHaE)

181 The Drudge headline pic is awesome

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 27, 2013 08:29 PM (Yhu4q)

182 176 >Eh. In a few minutes Mrs. North comes home so I will have to go fight that war some more.


is that like 'the Bonnie situation' ?



I don't know that one, but if its bad, then yes.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:30 PM (I2LwF)

183 If he is dead, how is this going to affect basket and shitty clay pot imports?

That stuff comes from the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:30 PM (/gHaE)

184 my money's on Bob

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:30 PM (8sCoq)

185 Errah, errah, hop into the official Brimstone Oldsmobile and I'll take you for a tour.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at February 27, 2013 08:30 PM (8ZskC)

186 It's a start. Castro can join him. You know who can too.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 27, 2013 08:31 PM (n8LUb)

187 It takes a special type of idiot to fuck up an oil rich country
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 08:26 PM (NzBQO)

You Rang?

Posted by: Baracky O'bama the Oil Drilling Prevention Leprechaun at February 27, 2013 08:31 PM (qyv02)

188

He's not dead.

He's pining for the fjords...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2013 08:32 PM (48jWE)

189 Cuomo to modify strict gun control legislation to exempt...


Guess. Just take a guess. Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:32 PM (I2LwF)

190 Mista Chavez, he dead.

Posted by: Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski at February 27, 2013 08:33 PM (+iA5G)

191 189 I agree with Andrew on 98% of everything.
Krispy Kreme Chris Christie

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2013 08:33 PM (9XBK2)

192 En noticias otras:

El Vicepresidente Biden se declaró con muerte cerebral tambien... pero los Estados Unidos lo saben quando votaron.

Y El Presidente es un Cl*sterf*ck Balbuceando de un Fracaso Miserable. Filme a las Once.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivelos at February 27, 2013 08:33 PM (eHIJJ)

193 Montana Mike's good bison dead chavez

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 08:33 PM (LRFds)

194 Sean Penn is inconsolable.

Posted by: disa at February 27, 2013 08:33 PM (R+h7Q)

195

He turned into a newt but he got better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (wUD5d)

196 He's Dead, he's in the ditch.

D-I-T-C-H.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (kqqGm)

197 91Francisco Franco is still dead!!!Posted by: Illinidiva at February 27, 2013 08:11 PM (daziT)Mrs. Guido thought this would be first but you guys are too clever for that you guys,

Posted by: Guido at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (waPTh)

198 189 Cuomo to modify strict gun control legislation to exempt...


Guess. Just take a guess. Link in my sig.
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:32 PM (I2LwF)


I live in NYC and I'm a screenwriter. Can I have my grease gun???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (48jWE)

199 If I had a dictatorship, it'd look a lot like Hugo Chavez. Getting there day by day!

Posted by: Barry at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (UvR6d)

200 I'm also signing a bill legalizing 15th-trimester post-birth abortions.

Her bahdy, her choiwce!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (60GaT)

201 If your stiffness lasts for more than two months, please call your coroner.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (QTHTd)

202 Maria Concihita Alonzo on Twitter? She needs to hear the hopeful news. She can send Spicoli a picture of a rotting pig carcass to express her condolences.

Posted by: Miracle Max at February 27, 2013 08:34 PM (dvRYt)

203 Palooka at February 27, 2013 08:25 PM (oN+9z)

If you think he was "Democratically" elected, then you haven't been paying attention to Venezuelan politics for the last 60 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (qyv02)

204 If Chavez is dead, who's running the show down there?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (coJww)

205 she's also lived in Sapin and he's REALLY still dead over there.

Posted by: Guido at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (waPTh)

206 >>>I live in NYC and I'm a screenwriter. Can I have my grease gun???


Depends. Are you a Cuomo bundler yet?

Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (I2LwF)

207 Off warty yet endearing sock!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (dvRYt)

208 The Drudge headline pic is awesome

Posted by: Albie Damned

Looks like a four year old little shit demanding a box of Chicklets at the grocery store check out.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (R18D0)

209 Spain..not f'n Sapin. where IS that?

Posted by: Guido at February 27, 2013 08:36 PM (waPTh)

210 I think toby predicted this when he said--
his old whore was dead.

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce--San Antonio at February 27, 2013 08:36 PM (r2PLg)

211 I sure hope the bastard's dead

Posted by: KR1 at February 27, 2013 08:36 PM (oEfom)

212 **155 Also, I read a survival board post many years ago now that said that
Hugo had basically turned the country into doomsday preppers.

It's basically like Cuba. Lines for eggs, bread, toilet paper--when you can find them and they just devalued the currency again (40% or so).**

no, more like sleeping with one eye open as lawless groups attempt to steal your shit, or kill you and yours. Of course, sure sure, commies could run out of sand in a desert, but this is more insidious, a breakdown of all order.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 08:37 PM (QxSug)

213
An encore presentation of How Soothsayer Argues With Trolls...


Posted by: palooka


Your sister's glove.

(el fin)





Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 08:37 PM (+oin+)

214 TFG hardest hit.

Posted by: sTevo at February 27, 2013 08:37 PM (nOw5P)

215 BIH Hugo.

(Burn in Hell)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 08:38 PM (qo244)

216 World outlook slightly improved.

Posted by: TGIF at February 27, 2013 08:38 PM (QrLtW)

217 Who will take his place? Are we going to swap Stalin for Hitler here?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2013 08:38 PM (48jWE)

218 Oh Noesss
How isJoe Kennedy going to get discount oil to bribe the proles into opposing imperialism !!

Posted by: meleager at February 27, 2013 08:38 PM (Mba41)

219 206 >>>I live in NYC and I'm a screenwriter. Can I have my grease gun???


Depends. Are you a Cuomo bundler yet?
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (I2LwF)


I got his "bundle" right here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2013 08:39 PM (48jWE)

220

All that matters is who counts the votes, dumbass. BTW, did you notice how bad the last election smelled?

It smelled delicious. Like Obama's flowery, empowering farts. I huffed, and I huffed, drinking in the heady scent of Ear Leader's inspired flatulence...and dare I say it? I might have extended my tongue to taste of his noble starfish.

Posted by: Your Media Betters at February 27, 2013 08:39 PM (eyJh9)

221 I here they are using the lastest in squidsuscitation to revive him.

Posted by: Annoying won't let go of the squid thing guy at February 27, 2013 08:39 PM (waPTh)

222 :::23 Let's not jump ugly just because some fat fuck we disagree with has maybe died and gone to hell.
Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 07:59 PM (R18D0):::

Agreed.

Besides, it's going to take some time for me to work out the logistics and permitting for Señor Jéff's Original South American Grave-Pissing Tours.

So like, take your time with the whole grieving process thing.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 27, 2013 08:39 PM (JPrdt)

223 Way to save the republic Senate...jack lew come on down...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds)

224 Sorry, I'm not going to believe it until Mooch puts on her Geraldine wig, gets in front of the TV and reads the announcement.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (ATdet)

225 En fuego!

Posted by: Colorado Alex is trying to remember something else from his Spanish class at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (BY9NA)

226 Diggin on how a popular and democratically elected man is a "tyrant" to you goons.

So any process that installs a dictator is OK in your book? The unnecessary suffering of the people under Socialism is just fine? Long lines and high prices for the basics of civilized life is a normal thing? The damage done to the Venezualans is just "one of those things?" Democracy is cool because Chavez was "popular?"

The devaluation of their currency, ala Soros, meets with your approval? Pray tell what those poor people did to deserve that, besides get fooled by a bunch of depraved Socialist liars.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (+z4pE)

227 Commies are really the best at organizing a shortage, even when there is no reason for one.

Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:41 PM (OQpzc)

228 And now I must suckle at Sean Penn's tear-stained cheeks.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 27, 2013 08:41 PM (JPrdt)

229 Wow, 220+ posts in and I'm not too late...


... He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at February 27, 2013 08:41 PM (rdy8w)

230 Disclaimer: I had a cousin (who was about my age of 9 then. Shot and died in Venezuela during one of their "enthusiastic expressions of their ethnically diverse political atmosphere" Meaning during a riot.)

I didn't know Nils that well since they lived in Venezuela but I've always had a contempt for that country and any others that seemed to act the same way. Kids shouldn't die over politics. Especially the politics of dictators and despots.

Fuck Hugo Chavez and all his lefty supporters with a rusty spoon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:41 PM (qyv02)

231 203
If you think he was "Democratically" elected, then you haven't been paying attention to Venezuelan politics for the last 60 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:35 PM (qyv02)
------------
Heh.
But even if 51% really DID vote for him, it doesn't make him any less of a tyrant. It just means he has a whole lot of accomplices.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2013 08:41 PM (C8mVl)

232 Hugo es muerto, él está en la zanja.

Z-A-N-J-A.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 08:42 PM (kqqGm)

233 I am sure the Kennedy of "River Keepers" fame, a big fan of Chavez's, will be at the funeral. Wonder if the JEF will attend

Posted by: thunderb at February 27, 2013 08:42 PM (Dnbau)

234
Can't wait until Gunner Cuomo company try to modify the safe act. With the amount of blowback already out there it should be a real comedy.


And until they DO, 90% or better of every cop in New York State is a criminal.

I think he's gonna get his ass handed back.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2013 08:42 PM (SAMxH)

235 Truman North : "As soon as I have a website, you can all pay into my 'beer fund' to fuck these fuckers sideways up here in MA."

You and AllenG should team up. I hear he's working on a blog.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 27, 2013 08:42 PM (eHIJJ)

236 Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds)


Only bright spot I can see is that it should be very hard for the media to continue to make the case that the republicans are responsible for any of the coming debacle since they caved to every single thing asked by Obama.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 27, 2013 08:42 PM (Cnqmv)

237 Goons, eh? Smell my finger you little whippersnapper!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:43 PM (+z4pE)

238 has cindy sheehan and sean penn been tapped for the eulogy?

Posted by: kawfytawk at February 27, 2013 08:43 PM (qdzWt)

239 El dia de los Muertos will be unusually festive this year.

Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:44 PM (OQpzc)

240 I wonder who the hell it was in a Chilean aeropuerto to catch this on El CNN

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 27, 2013 08:44 PM (Yhu4q)

241 I could write about how popular movements spawn tyrants, but I seem to be missing some hands.

Posted by: zombie Tullius Cicero at February 27, 2013 08:45 PM (QTHTd)

242 Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (+z4pE)


Mere bumps in the road on the way to a truly Utopian Marxist state, comrade!

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at February 27, 2013 08:45 PM (Cnqmv)

243 @174

Link no help. So where is Rosa?

The only place I have ever seen statutes is in the hall for the states.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:45 PM (wR+pz)

244 The spirit has departed but the stench remains.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 08:46 PM (QupBk)

245 Chris Matthews: Support Gun Control or an American President Could Be Murdered

http://is.gd/WIjoVr

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:46 PM (8sCoq)

246 We have a brain dead executive and nothing has changed

Posted by: thunderb at February 27, 2013 08:47 PM (Dnbau)

247 Lady in Black- Thanks for the laugh. "Geraldine wig" BWAHAHAHA!
Muy Bueno.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 08:47 PM (4Mv1T)

248 >>>Chris Matthews: Support Gun Control or an American President Could Be Murdered

If only.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (4Mv1T)

249 A shot and a chaser in Celebracion!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (+z4pE)

250 236 Hrothgar,

I wish the current GOP had ran the korean War....

our boys could have used a LOT of "not the hill to die on" calls...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (LRFds)

251 Top Homeland Official Retires On Day Immigrants Are Freed

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (8sCoq)

252 You watch. That fat fuck Chavez will lie in state in his red and blue track suit. Tacky piece of room-temperature communist shit.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (JDIKC)

253 "Let's not jump ugly just because some fat fuck we disagree with has maybe died and gone to hell."

What does Chris Christie have to do with it?

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (Ale7o)

254
Jennifer Lawrence gave the paparazzi the finger at the Oscars. She later said she had had a shot of something, which I assume was alcoholic. Then she trips while retrieving her award. Was she drunk? How come reporters never ask these hard biting questions?

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (XjfiS)

255 Thank heavens, another evil SOB bites the dust

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 08:49 PM (BBWjt)

256 If only.

Careful, the pixels have ears. You may want to add a disclaimer to that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 08:49 PM (+z4pE)

257 255 ChemJeff,

Sean penn died?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 08:49 PM (LRFds)

258
Sorry, I'm not going to believe it until Mooch puts on her Geraldine wig, gets in front of the TV and reads the announcement.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2013 08:40 PM (ATdet)

When I first saw her, I thought I recognized that look from somewhere.

Now I know.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:49 PM (qyv02)

259 So does anyone think Obama and Co. will go to his funeral?

Posted by: jaimo at February 27, 2013 08:50 PM (rNR/C)

260 You watch. That fat fuck Chavez will lie in state in his red and blue track suit. Tacky piece of room-temperature communist shit.

Before he died he declared track suits to be considered "formalwear"

So it's all good.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 08:50 PM (hpsQI)

261 Matthews fumed that he supports new restrictions because "the next mass shooter could well emerge out of this pack" of the "politically nutty."

He lobbied, "Check the shooters of John F. Kennedy and Jerry Ford, who got shot at twice. Look at the men that shot Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King and Malcolm X and George Wallace. They all had political motives and they all had guns." In the very next sentence, Matthews sneered, "And if you're not against this movement, you're with it."


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:50 PM (8sCoq)

262 252 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 27, 2013 08:48 PM (JDIKC)

*Snort

Posted by: kawfytawk at February 27, 2013 08:51 PM (qdzWt)

263
Its almost like Chris Matthews wants it to happen, like he's trying to put the idea into people's heads.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 08:51 PM (vyPsz)

264 I hope this is true.

Today, I found out that a former co-worker, a wonderful RN, is dead at the age of 54 of pancreatic cancer. Two twin teenage boys left without a mom. Holy crap, God, why do people like that die and shits like Chavez and Castro and Jimmeh Peanut last forever? You know Obama is going to live to be 110...

Posted by: Donna V. at February 27, 2013 08:51 PM (7FqJH)

265 A hero dies but once. A coward dies a thousand times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:52 PM (qyv02)

266 Hell just got a little fatter.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2013 08:52 PM (wmWnN)

267 >>>You may want to add a disclaimer to that.

That was the "if" clause. And only if. I wish no harm on any man. However, if fate sees fit otherwise, then why not have a toast?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 08:53 PM (4Mv1T)

268 Hell just got a little fatter.

Posted by: Ted K.

Hugo's got a long time to sweat it off.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 08:53 PM (R18D0)

269 Dear Every Country On The Planet: if your leader dies and it takes more than 24 hours to announce his passing, you are officially a third-world shithole. You have deeper problems than just a failed ideology. Look in the mirror. Fix what you see. No exceptions.

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 08:53 PM (f7n8D)

270 TR, good catch.

We don't want any Imperial entanglements.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 08:54 PM (+z4pE)

271 guns." In the very next sentence, Matthews sneered, "And if you're not against this movement, you're with it."
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:50 PM (8sCoq)

What Movement? Is there an assassination movement outside the government that I am unaware of?

Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:56 PM (OQpzc)

272 As much as I hate Chavez I hate Dickless Cheney more. He lied us into a $2 trillion war and killed 4500 US soldiers for nothing.

Satan - take them both together in an eternal 69 position!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 27, 2013 08:57 PM (mopd5)

273

Ed Morrissey tells us to pray for Hugo Chavez in 3,2,1....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 08:57 PM (kdS6q)

274
260 You watch. That fat fuck Chavez will lie in state in his red and blue track suit. Tacky piece of room-temperature communist shit.

----------------

EOJ always captures the moment.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2013 08:57 PM (dvRYt)

275 Hugo had been sick for a long time.
Let's export TFG to Venezuela, he would be happy there and we would return to normal after a few years.

Posted by: CarolT at February 27, 2013 08:58 PM (z4WKX)

276 We don't want any Imperial entanglements.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 08:54 PM (+z4pE)

Yeah. Don't want the deal altered any further.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:58 PM (qyv02)

277 "Check the shooters of John F. Kennedy and Jerry Ford, who got shot at twice. Look at the men that shot Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King and Malcolm X and George Wallace"

Let's see:

Communist
Psychotic hippie #1, Manson groupie
Psychotic hippie #2, SLA groupie
Palestinian whackjob
Criminal Democrat extremist
Black Muslims
Mental patient

These are your people, Chrissy.

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at February 27, 2013 08:58 PM (Ale7o)

278 272 As much as I hate Chavez I hate Dickless Cheney more. He lied us into a $2 trillion war and killed 4500 US soldiers for nothing.

Yeah, like you give a fuck about 4500 soldiers.

Sure.

Right.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (hpsQI)

279 I wonder if Sean Penn and Ollie Stone will be down there for the funeral..

I hope the take Ozzie Guillen with them.

Posted by: Cicero skip at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (Q1KT8)

280 You watch. That fat fuck Chavez will lie in state in his red and blue track suit. Tacky piece of room-temperature communist shit.

But is that really any worse than being strapped to the top of a speeding hot rod Lincoln?

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (XjfiS)

281 Back under the stairs, dunce.

Posted by: toby928© stands in for soothie at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (QupBk)

282 I turned over to CNN Chile, they are saying that some ambassador is reporting that he is dead, but there is no proof for what he is saying. Nothing new yet. More than just brain dead, but no proof that he is dead. My guess is he is dead, but no way to prove it.

Posted by: Harry at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (ib4tw)

283 Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at who gives a shit


Your. Sister's. Glove.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (39q3n)

284 Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 27, 2013 08:57 PM (mopd5)

Sorry, we don't recognize that meme. Please check that you have spelled the url correctly other wise GFY.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:00 PM (qyv02)

285 Braaains for dinner then.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at February 27, 2013 09:00 PM (9HhTH)

286 Sad trolls are sad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:00 PM (Ipj15)

287 As much as I hate Chavez I hate Dickless Cheney more. He lied us into a $2 trillion war and killed 4500 US soldiers for nothing.Satan - take them both together in an eternal 69 position!

Kindly go fuck yourself, Herbie. I'm in way too good of a mood to tolerate your incessant bullshit.

And tell your boss AxelTurd I said to go fuck himself too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 09:00 PM (+z4pE)

288 Miracle Max, I'm so bummed he is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

I was hoping he was all dead, so I could go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at February 27, 2013 09:00 PM (M+dGi)

289 I aint seen im yet, but I was in the can for a long while.

Posted by: Generalisimo Francisco Franco at February 27, 2013 09:00 PM (R1TZH)

290 Barack Obama was elected too, you know.

- A post 100 years from now

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 09:01 PM (BVkEs)

291 Why that Hugo, heckuva guy! He was so amazing they even named a hurricane after him! Why don't you stand up and be recognized, Hugh?

Posted by: Joe Biden giving the eulogy at Hugo Chavez's funeral at February 27, 2013 09:02 PM (BBWjt)

292 But is that really any worse than being strapped to the top of a speeding hot rod Lincoln?

That's the Venezuelan funeral rite.

Very different from the Salvadorean.

But it's only considered proper if said Lincoln is worth about $1000 but has $20000 worth of hydraulics.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 09:02 PM (hpsQI)

293 This just can't be! He went to Cuba, which has excellent healthcare, for treatment. No one dies whose had treatmentS in CUBA!

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2013 09:02 PM (X6akg)

294 They're leaking the new gradually because when the proles down there get excited it's not just some broken windows and a few busted up cars.

It's bullets and arson and lots of people die.

They're an . . . emotionally expressive people.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:02 PM (qyv02)

295 That's weird. In Spanish, "Venezuela" means "stinking bung hole with a dead guy inside." All true. I just looked it up so don't bother.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 09:03 PM (R18D0)

296 Barack Obama was elected too, you know.

I think a Super Villain introduced acid into the water supply back in 2008.

Looking at you Soros.

Posted by: toby928© stands in for soothie at February 27, 2013 09:03 PM (QupBk)

297 @SharylAttkisson is on a Benghazi Twitter rant right now

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

298 Can we hope for Michael Moore to need some Cuban Health Care soon?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:03 PM (qyv02)

299 Herbert hated Chavez. But Cheney was worse because WMDS or something.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2013 09:03 PM (dvRYt)

300
Now I understand what you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity

And how you tried to set them free.

They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 09:04 PM (kdS6q)

301 The Hugo never really caught on. Or was that the Yugo?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 09:04 PM (BVkEs)

302 mmmmm...chile ...arrrara

Posted by: homer simpson at February 27, 2013 09:04 PM (QupBk)

303 'Bob Woodward' trending on Twitter

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 09:04 PM (8sCoq)

304 259
So does anyone think Obama and Co. will go to his funeral?


It'd take some real stones to upstage the dead guy in his own country...so yea, I guess Obama will be going.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 09:05 PM (/gHaE)

305 Venezuela has oil and hot women. It must be freed from tyranny

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 09:05 PM (8sCoq)

306 Bob needs to get out of DC for a few days. And not leave an itinerary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (qyv02)

307 Remember that toy, "Hugo, The Man of a Thousand Faces"? Or was that, "Hugo, The Man of a Thousand Tumors"? My memory, she is not so good.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (R18D0)

308 They're an . . . emotionally expressive people

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (hpsQI)

309 245Chris Matthews: Support Gun Control or an American President Could Be Murdered. Didn't see that, but on the same show they were talking about the voting rights act being heard at the SCOTUS. How the right to vote was a constitutional right and cannot be "infringed"! The bastids!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (hhsyr)

310 ...The Hugo never really caught on. Or was that the Yugo?

Hugo. A 1989 hurricane that tore the shee-ite out of the Charleston, SC, carving a path up to Charlotte four hours inland, and beyond.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (4Mv1T)

311 "Can we hope for Michael Moore to need some Cuban Health Care soon?"

Anyone else notice that when Fearless Leader Fidel got sick he brought in doctors from Spain?

Probably to free up an awesome Cuban doctor to spend more time treating the poor, 'cause he's just selfless that way.

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at February 27, 2013 09:07 PM (Ale7o)

312 So does anyone think Obama and Co. will go to his funeral?

I just assumed he'd be giving the eulogy. I put the over/under on I's and Me's at 50.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:07 PM (QupBk)

313 so let's review....

Chavez:
- had opposition newspapers shut down
- had opposition leaders arrested and thrown in jail
- deliberately created food shortages in an otherwise poor country by imposing price controls

Cheney:
- said some mean things about liberals

Clearly CHENEY IS WORSE!!!! ELEVENTY!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 09:08 PM (BBWjt)

314 Herbert hated Chavez. But Cheney was worse because WMDS or something.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue


No, he's trying the gaseous "HE LIED about intelligence that every intelligence agency in the developed world agreed was confirmed to the best of their knowledge."

See, because being wrong in their world is to be a liar...

...which of course makes every leftie an inveterate, malicious, fraudulent, dissembling, reality-challenged, flaming liar.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:08 PM (Ipj15)

315 That report from CNN seemed awfully..."ethnic" don't you think? I thought they got rid of that kind of thing at CNN.

Posted by: coondawg68 at February 27, 2013 09:09 PM (VhcOZ)

316 And not even wrong, Saddam was seeking yellow-cake in Africa, sweet tea drinking layabouts notwithstanding.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:09 PM (QupBk)

317 which of course makes every leftie an inveterate, malicious, fraudulent, dissembling, reality-challenged, flaming liar.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:08 PM (Ipj15)

You say that like it's a BAD thing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:10 PM (qyv02)

318

The Hugo never really caught on. Or was that the Yugo?

What movie was it that featured lots and lots of Yugos? It was a murder mystery, I think...and everyone in the town drove a Yugo.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 09:10 PM (eyJh9)

319 So who takes over if he's dead? I was sort of assuming it was Fernando Valenzuela, but that may not be right.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2013 09:10 PM (BeSEI)

320 dead, dead? or just dead?

Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 27, 2013 09:10 PM (GVxQo)

321 So who takes over if he's dead? I was sort of assuming it was Fernando Valenzuela

I'm rooting for carnage.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:10 PM (QupBk)

322 So who takes over if he's dead? I was sort of assuming it was Fernando Valenzuela, but that may not be right.

You're warm, but not as warm as Hugo is right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 09:11 PM (+z4pE)

323 Well Fernando is probably quite fat these days, so you may get your wish either way.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2013 09:11 PM (BeSEI)

324 Hugo is in a . . transitional phase between the breathing and all the rest.

He may not have assumed room temperature but no one's home and the lights are out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:11 PM (qyv02)

325 nothing will change, maybe Rahm will be "elected"

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 27, 2013 09:12 PM (XvrTA)

326 See, because being wrong in their world is to be a liar...

Especially since Cheney wasn't even wrong about the WMDs if one counts chemical weapons as WMDs, as one generally does.

I suppose those Kurds just listened to too much morrissey and gassed themselves to death, Herbert?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 09:12 PM (QTHTd)

327 Weft, you're poorly informed. Hans Blix was a 2-year full time WMD inspector in Iraq (for the UN) telling everyone Saddam had no WMD just weeks before the Bush Gang started their "nation building" disaster. (not on Fox News)

seriously, you are a conservitive - i.e. a Low Info person.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 27, 2013 09:12 PM (mopd5)

328 Well Fernando is probably quite fat these days, so you may get your wish either way.

You know he can breath through his eyes, like a lava lizard.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:13 PM (QupBk)

329 the Yugo movie was "Drowning Mona". yeah, it was forgettable.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 09:13 PM (QTHTd)

330 327 -

Go rewrite history elsewhere, troll.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2013 09:13 PM (BeSEI)

331 Hans Blix is pedo phile and a proven liar.

Seriously, you are an ID10T - I.E. a low intellect person.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:13 PM (qyv02)

332
Well that sucks for Venezuela, cause you KNOW their government and their economy will transition seamlessly and peacefully.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2013 09:14 PM (QzWNc)

333 Weft, you're poorly informed. Hans Blix was a 2-year full time WMD inspector in Iraq (fo

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper


Troll, to which intel agency did Blix belong?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:14 PM (Ipj15)

334 Blix wasn't the pedobear, that was Scott Ritter

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 09:14 PM (QTHTd)

335 Are you still tapping your boogerhooks on the keyboard, Clarence? Slow night at Arby's?

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:14 PM (QupBk)

336 That fucker is as dead as this thread? Hopefully..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 09:14 PM (x59Gv)

337 Shh. I'm on a roll.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:14 PM (qyv02)

338 This story is going into the whatever category until I see Sean Penn lose it.

Posted by: BallOfHate at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (ydcw9)

339 I suppose those Kurds just listened to too much morrissey and gassed themselves to death

An understandable emotion.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (QupBk)

340 And this idiot wants us to think he's ever popped a hymen.

It is to laugh. I don't think they have those coverings where you lost your virginity, Herbie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (+z4pE)

341 Dead? Now the accounting.

Posted by: EROWMER at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (kxlCQ)

342 Of course this would be the same UN that has passed over two dozen resolutions condemning Israel's right to exist, right?

Is that right, troll?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (Ipj15)

343 No, he's trying the gaseous "HE LIED about intelligence that every intelligence agency in the developed world agreed was confirmed to the best of their knowledge."

See, because being wrong in their world is to be a liar...

...which of course makes every leftie an inveterate, malicious, fraudulent, dissembling, reality-challenged, flaming liar.



I'm not sure he's a leftie. More like a confused Luap Norian that sees the economic destruction but still feels compelled to bash Bush, Cheney and evil Jooo neocons.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (dvRYt)

344 There's a pic floating around purporting to be Chavez in a coffin, and he does look stone dead, not just pining for the fjords. (No track suit, sorry EOJ)

But it also looks eerily like the Nork dictator that died, albeit without the perm.

I remember when he mocked the Mexican president by coming out in a mariachi costume of some sort, which I have to admit I laughed at.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (PupZO)

345 Remember that toy, "Hugo, The Man of a Thousand Faces"? Or was that, "Hugo, The Man of a Thousand Tumors"? My memory, she is not so good.
Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (R18D0)

you mean this?

http://www.retronaut.com/2012/07/hugo-man-of-a-thousand-faces/

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 27, 2013 09:15 PM (XvrTA)

346 Picturing Sean Penn weeping silently in a corner somewhere, brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (qyv02)

347 seriously, you are a conservitive - i.e. a Low Info person.

Dismissive snark works better when one spells correctly. And doesn't Capitalize random Words in the Forlorn hope it Makes one appear Smart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (awicm)

348 I get Fernando and that Japanese guy mixed up these days. They both had weird antics on the mound, and neither of them sustained the level of their initial effectiveness beyond the point where hitters learned to ignore the antics and just watch the ball.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (BeSEI)

349 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (l3vZN)

350

seriously, you are a conservitive - i.e. a Low Info person.

And do you have any other conspiracies you'd like to share with the class?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (eyJh9)

351
Wasn't it Roger Ebert who said you have to kill the bad guy in the movie three times before he is really dead?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2013 07:56 PM (FokZA)






That's a jaw-droppingly astute observation from Ebert.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (MBqvE)

352
Herbie has never been able to get over coming home early from school one day and finding his mother bent over a sofa screaming in ecstasy while being cornholed by Darth Cheney. She never screamed in pleasure when he cornholed her.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 27, 2013 09:17 PM (XjfiS)

353 It is to laugh. I don't think they have those coverings where you lost your virginity, Herbie

You're assuming facts not in evidence.

There is no proof he is not a virgin.

In fact, Deadly Sperm Build-up would help explain the exceedingly low intellect

The missing chromosome would explain the rest of it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 09:17 PM (vxysY)

354 I got nothing, but a wine buzz. Not that good a one either.

ONT coming up?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 09:17 PM (wR+pz)

355 Venezuela has oil and hot women. It must be freed from tyranny
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 09:05 PM (8sCoq)


But does it have hot oiled women? Because then I'd be up for an invasion.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 27, 2013 09:17 PM (awicm)

356 Didn't Saddam have, like, 18 fucking doppelgangers? Whatever. Lynch them all.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2013 09:17 PM (WM+rJ)

357 I'm glad your dead!

Hahahhahhahhahhhehehehhehhahhah!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 27, 2013 09:17 PM (zOP5o)

358 Manny hitting on the nanny in Modern Family = hilarious

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 09:18 PM (+iA5G)

359 273 LDC,

Oh tell poppin' Fresh I'll prey for chavez every chance i get

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 09:18 PM (LRFds)

360 Look, kill Saddam. Us liberals like it. We liked it when Obama killed OBL and Gaddafi.

JUST DON'T SPEND TRILLIONS WHILE DOING IT!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 27, 2013 09:18 PM (mopd5)

361 Hans Blix is an antiwar nutjob. Not only is he in favor of "global peace" (WTF does that mean? submission to the terrorists?), he's a paranoid idjit who believes without evidence that the US was spying on him and bugging his office.

So clearly this is the "authoritative source" that the Bush-hating left turns to in order to justify their irrational hatred.

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 09:18 PM (BBWjt)

362 He's a socialist. He's been brain dead a lot longer that two months.

Posted by: gastorgrab at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (FX38i)

363 349 He's dead, Jim.Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 27, 2013 09:16 PM (l3vZN)

You're late.

See #229

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (BSv+q)

364 Capitalization is the key to a winning argument.

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (QupBk)

365 Hi Tammy, good to see you up and about

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (BBWjt)

366 Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?

Posted by: Don Henley at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (UrENZ)

367 I'm not sure he's a leftie. More like a confused Luap Norian that sees the economic destruction but still feels compelled to bash Bush, Cheney and evil Jooo neocons.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue


Didn't specifically say he was, but friends of a feather and the fact that he's a troll. Therefore, 'leftie' suffices as an all-encompassing description for the flaming cock-bite.

QED

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (Ipj15)

368 @SharylAttkisson is on a Benghazi Twitter rant right now


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

I was afraid that she had gone dark for good on this, but she apparently was just getting her ducks in row and is now blasting the twit out of the Benghazi tragedy of incompetence and coverup.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 27, 2013 09:19 PM (Cnqmv)

369 Clean up aisle 327. Clean up aisle 327.

And don't put that asshole in the barrel. I'll be there sooner or later in the next 24-36 hours.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 09:20 PM (4Mv1T)

370
I just checked again, Jim, with a version 2.0 tricorder. He's still deader than your acting career.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 27, 2013 09:21 PM (eyJh9)

371 JUST DON'T SPEND TRILLIONS WHILE DOING IT!

No. You're right

Better to flush it down the toilet with a couple hundred more Solyndras.

It costs trillions to keep unemployment this high you know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 09:22 PM (BSv+q)

372 Hans Blix you guys!

(Has what to do with anything in 2013? But forget it. He's rolling)

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 27, 2013 09:22 PM (RRbuy)

373 I haven't seen dunce#2 lately; Olaf the mildly retarded.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:22 PM (QupBk)

374

I wonder which body double of Chavez we are talking about. The 57th?

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 09:23 PM (XYSwB)

375

Question for the class:

Too soon to do a "Hitler finds Out Chavez Is Dead" video?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 09:23 PM (eyJh9)

376 I was afraid that she had gone dark for good on this, but she apparently was just getting her ducks in row and is now blasting the twit out of the Benghazi tragedy of incompetence and coverup.

Good. Lots and lots of people in this clown car of an administration need to be held accountable for lots and lots of things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (+z4pE)

377 @ 327 the other Blix was an Olympic Swimmer pure Arian, and A nice guy..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (x59Gv)

378 Cold burn ...

@ThePantau

Can't believe the White House threatened Bob Woodward. #TweetsFrom1973

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (Ipj15)

379 Sean Penn will attack from the north and link up with Kennedy.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (QupBk)

380 Should not that be:

"es muerte?"

Posted by: Anon at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (f+fIu)

381 seriously, you are a conservitive - i.e. a Low Info person.Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper
Two words. Spell Check.

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (eqV3Q)

382 Too soon to do a "Hitler finds Out Chavez Is Dead" video?

----------------------

I think you're good to go.

Posted by: sluggo at February 27, 2013 09:24 PM (vVv3V)

383 Well this thread is like a Stroh,s beer from pre=bottle cjange..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (x59Gv)

384 I keep refreshing like a lab rat hitting the crack dispenser pedal...

...when do we get solid confirmation!!!!

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (/gHaE)

385 Remember that toy, "Hugo, The Man of a Thousand
Faces"? Or was that, "Hugo, The Man of a Thousand Tumors"? My memory,
she is not so good.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 09:06 PM (R18D0)



you mean this?



http://www.retronaut.com/2012/07/hugo-man-of-a-thousand-faces/

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah

Heck yes!

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (R18D0)

386 Lots and lots of people in this clown car of an administration need to be held accountable for lots and lots of things.

Will. Not. Happen.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (BSv+q)

387 Chris Matthews just announced that the White House threatened him with butterfly kisses on three separate occasions.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (MMC8r)

388 279---" I wonder if Sean Penn and Ollie Stone will be down there for the funeral..

I hope they take Ozzie Guillen with them."
Posted by: Cicero skip at February 27, 2013 08:59 PM (Q1KT
----------------
Actually, Ozzie has been very critical of those like Penn who kiss up to fat Hugo.
That's what made his fawning statements about Castro so weird. Well, "weird" until you realize he is an idiot. He KNOWS through personal experience what Chavez is but he just accepts what the chic people say about Castro. LIV much?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (C8mVl)

389 If Obama resigned would he still get his pension? I'm willing to make an exception.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (WM+rJ)

390 Herbert hops hymens because he's a child molester. No woman above the age of 18 would touch him.

"Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent."

Posted by: Donna V. at February 27, 2013 09:26 PM (7FqJH)

391 Bob Woodward on Obama's Enemies List? That's rich.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 09:26 PM (BVkEs)

392 #375

Where's the 'Hitler finds out Morrissey cancelled his Jimmy Kimel appearance' video?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 27, 2013 09:26 PM (RRbuy)

393

Two words. Spell Check.

Noted:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 09:26 PM (eyJh9)

394 379 Toby 928th,

Roger that, pontoons deployed styrofoam at the READY!

Go Hoorywood team go!

//Spicolli

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 09:26 PM (LRFds)

395 @ 391 yeah that;s rich and beyond..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 09:27 PM (x59Gv)

396
@SharylAttkisson is the one of the only reasons i actually consider getting a twitter account. I'd like to thank her for actually trying to do her job, against all odds .

Posted by: willow ette at February 27, 2013 09:27 PM (nqBYe)

397 Will. Not. Happen.

Yeah, I know. But like boobie pix, hope springs eternal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 09:28 PM (+z4pE)

398 Oh, I forgot the rest of the lyric:

"Snots running down his nose/greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes."

Yes, that's our Hymenhopper!

Posted by: Donna V. at February 27, 2013 09:29 PM (7FqJH)

399 IMMA GENURAL NOW!!! I HAVE ARMY MENS AN' SHIPS.

Posted by: CHUK HAGEL at February 27, 2013 09:29 PM (Ipj15)

400 The Citgo fat man, like this thread, may not be dead yet. But I can hope so.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 27, 2013 09:29 PM (4Mv1T)

401 Herbert Hypodermic Hopper?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 27, 2013 09:30 PM (hhsyr)

402 Thin Ice Very Very Thin Ice?
Hey Eat Me!!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 09:30 PM (x59Gv)

403 Hupert Huckenslurper?


Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 09:31 PM (LRFds)

404 My chequer tolled me sew.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 27, 2013 09:26 PM (eyJh9)


Flirting with Teh Monitor Spew, are we?

Well done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 09:32 PM (+z4pE)

405 okay, so why should I bother with Sharyl Atkinson?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 09:35 PM (BBWjt)

406 If Blix claimed that there were no WMD in Iraq at all, then he has been proven wrong - 500 tons of uranium (now in Canada), a whole warehouse full of various chemical and biological agents in Baghdad (currently being destroyed by the Iraqi government with help from the British army), and at least one roadside bomb made from a sarin-filled artillery shell that killed a pair of US soldiers back around 2004 or so. All these things were reported in the press, the first two by AP.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 27, 2013 09:36 PM (BbMD3)

407 IMMA GENURAL NOW!!! I HAVE ARMY MENS AN' SHIPS.


Posted by: CHUK HAGEL at February 27, 2013 09:29 PM (Ipj15)


And we think Benghazi was a clusterfark with political hack Panetta as SecDef. Pray God we have no such incidents with Bagel Hagel in charge.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 27, 2013 09:37 PM (Cnqmv)

408 399
IMMA GENURAL NOW!!! I HAVE ARMY MENS AN' SHIPS.


Posted by: CHUK HAGEL at February 27, 2013 09:29 PM (Ipj15)

lol

see this seems like the perfect opportunity to create an anti-Chuck Hagel meme. How does one do that? How do you make a picture with the words above and below it with stupid shit and get it placed on a meme site?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 09:37 PM (BBWjt)

409 360 Look, kill Saddam. Us liberals like it. We liked it when Obama killed OBL and Gaddafi.

JUST DON'T SPEND TRILLIONS WHILE DOING IT!
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 27, 2013 09:18 PM (mopd5)


Assassinations are much cheaper. Get the libs in Congress to allow it and boom! Problem solved. Good luck.

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 09:48 PM (UZuc4)

410 LOL-Personally I always thought Chavez was "muerto cerebral" but that's just me. Now if you'll excuse, I need to celebrate with my good friend Jose Cuervo

Posted by: Danny at February 27, 2013 10:10 PM (rmCDe)

411 Aw, come on. He's been brain dead for years.

Posted by: John the Libertarian at February 27, 2013 10:15 PM (oshol)

412 411 John the Libertarian,


Biden?

Nah at least 25...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

413 Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 08:45 PM (wR+pz)

To quote the website: "The statue of Rosa Parks authorized by the Congress in 2005 is
historically significant as being the first full-length statue of an
African American person in the U.S. Capitol. It is also the first statue
commissioned by the Congress since 1873. It follows the bust of Martin Luther King, Jr., also commissioned by the Congress, that was unveiled in 1986, and the bust of Sojourner Truth placed in 2009."

So it's in Statuary Hall, but at the request of Congress rather than being one of the two statues permitted to each state.

Posted by: DKCZ at February 27, 2013 10:48 PM (9/bcB)

414 I'll take mine with green chili, thank you.

Posted by: MoeRon at February 28, 2013 12:30 AM (tTijZ)

415 Hugo Chavez has been brain dead for years

Posted by: DANEgerus at February 28, 2013 01:43 AM (NhcG5)

416 It couldn't happen to a nicer tyrant.

Posted by: Hand Solo at February 28, 2013 04:02 AM (9/kKc)

417 Evo Morales is brain dead

Posted by: NFJ at February 28, 2013 08:52 AM (KHo8t)






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