Okay Whatever John Kerry the Cosmopolitan Internationalst Who Speaks French As a Parisian "Shows Off" His 8th Grade Level in the Language

And you guys said that learning French was useless.

Well here's a use, mecs -- I know what he's speaking is like first or second semester, tops. And he's got a script.

Did a single reporter with any ability in the language probe his self-proclaimed ability to "speak French"? Or is the tradition of padding resumes so accepted in the journalism community that they never batted an eye?


Posted by: Ace at 05:42 PM



Comments

1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:43 PM (xN73L)

2 DFW Morons- who's up for pitching in to buy Ace a round-trip ticket to and from DFW (or Love Field, whichever), and a hotel room for a weekend?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:44 PM (xN73L)

3 The dude probably paid some smart kid to take his French mid-term for him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2013 05:44 PM (JfxJx)

4 Can we get a cleanup for the tail of the feminism thread. We've got a poo flinger.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moonbats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 05:45 PM (0q2P7)

5 He may as well try French-Canadian.

Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 05:46 PM (doBIb)

6 It's almost as good as Jon Huntsman's Chinese

Posted by: Ben at February 27, 2013 05:46 PM (xTHBC)

7 It's USELESS, you guys.....

Posted by: © Sponge at February 27, 2013 05:46 PM (xmcEQ)

8 DFW Morons- who's up for pitching in to buy Ace a round-trip ticket to
and from DFW (or Love Field, whichever), and a hotel room for a weekend?


Are there hookers involved?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 27, 2013 05:47 PM (xmcEQ)

9 Condi Rice could speak French and Russian. Well.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 05:47 PM (+iA5G)

10 He speaks exactly enough French to ask Theresa to order the wine.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:47 PM (xN73L)

11 Why are we putting Ace up for the weekend? He ran out of trash cans to loot in his neighborhood?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2013 05:48 PM (JfxJx)

12 Are there hookers involved?

He'd have to pay for his own.

Besides, he'd be in DFW. It shouldn't be too hard to get close to TCU or SMU. Why pay?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:48 PM (xN73L)

13 I thought they spoke Austrian in France. Perhaps that's where Kerry got confused.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 27, 2013 05:49 PM (eHIJJ)

14 Eh, I want to see him try to speak off-script. I'm not sure if he's out of practice or if he did a crash-course to polish his accent, but it's lacking. I couldn't do better at this point, but my French was mostly high school followed by some immersion in Montreal, whose people have an atrocious accent.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2013 05:49 PM (X7+hk)

15 Why are we putting Ace up for the weekend? He ran out of trash cans to loot in his neighborhood?

I'm trying to convince him to set up shop in Texas.

It'd be good for the ewok.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:49 PM (xN73L)

16

You're all oui ouid up.

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17
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Posted by: DNCCOM at February 27, 2013 05:50 PM (sZwqG)

18 Speaks French? I thought he was French.

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 27, 2013 05:50 PM (EZl54)

19 What are you getting oui-oui'd up about?

Posted by: Barky McAustria at February 27, 2013 05:50 PM (FcR7P)

20 "Je suis a, comment faites-vous pour le dire, idiot.", Kerry said before an audience that was struggling to keep it's composure.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 27, 2013 05:50 PM (/BwGa)

21 This is really just more of our douchebag leaders trying to be all politically correct and appeasing by speaking the local language.

it means very little and impresses no one.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 27, 2013 05:51 PM (xmcEQ)

22 Ban-oui, lo. Lo lo lo. I have an outrageous Quebecois accent! I sound like I came from the back woods, but I speak Fronch.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2013 05:51 PM (2m5+f)

23 Did a single reporter with any ability in the language probe his self-proclaimed ability to "speak French"?

Pourquoi le long visage, John?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 27, 2013 05:51 PM (evdj2)

24

I am a jelly donut.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2013 05:52 PM (/0PJL)

25 I'm trying to convince him to set up shop in Texas.

It'd be good for the ewok.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:49 PM (xN73L)


But he doesn't like you. I know this because he won't link your blog, should you ever start one.

Besides, where does he live now and are they coming for his guns or something?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 27, 2013 05:52 PM (xmcEQ)

26 Dude, I had one semester of French and I can read it from a script.

Hell, I can read Hungarian (although that is phonetic, it's just difficult to get used to).

Posted by: AmishDude at February 27, 2013 05:52 PM (T0NGe)

27 Quite a shortage of helmets in Africa. I saw one.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (FcR7P)

28 I guess it's like Dwight Schrute from the office trying to speak Spanish to pick up a day laborer. He speaks it well enough to get frustrated and hire the white guy... who also "speaks Spanish."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (eHIJJ)

29 True fact: Try to speak with a Parisian accent in Quebec, and they will think you're speaking English.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (2m5+f)

30 Le' cock sücker

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (kqqGm)

31 He speaks exactly enough French to ask Theresa to order pay for the wine.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:47 PM (xN73L)

-----
Fixed that.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (mV8sg)

32 never mind, videos just got switched.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (FcR7P)

33 When the SCOAMT officially announced Kerry as his SoS pick, he said that this isthe role that Kerry had been preparing for his entire life.

Speaking as a denizen of the People's Republic of MA, all I could think of in response to this declaration was 2 things:

1) If what Obama says here is true, couldn't Kerry have spared my state the misery of being its Lt. Governor and subsequently one of its senators, and simply found a wholly *different* and less publicly-damaging career-path as his route to preparation for this SoS role of a lifetime?

2) Ditto sparing the United States in 2004.

Posted by: RamonAllones at February 27, 2013 05:53 PM (3lLli)

34 Je pense que ma vieille pute française est morte.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (evdj2)

35 he said his mother was a lobster and his sister blew many sailors


What difference does it make?????????????????????????/

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (Dll6b)

36 But he doesn't like you. I know this because he won't link your blog, should you ever start one.

Besides, where does he live now and are they coming for his guns or something?


How dare you? Everybody likes me.

It was my understanding he lives in NY. So, yes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (xN73L)

37 I just want him to say the word "pussy" with a french accent.

Posted by: phil at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (lB/5N)

38 >>>Speaks French? I thought he was French.

What like a Percheron?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moonbats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (0q2P7)

39 Did anyone ask him a question in French? How tough is that to do?

Posted by: AMartel at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (1Bqk7)

40 Pourquoi le long visage

Désolé, Wilbur

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 05:55 PM (kqqGm)

41 Pepe le Pew

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2013 05:55 PM (l3vZN)

42 John Kerry est un idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2013 05:55 PM (MuHYc)

43 he wounds my heart with a monotonous langour

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 05:56 PM (Dll6b)

44 Hey I think it's great he can speak french so now when he and his boss obama surrender to all our enemies, he can say it in french, the international language of surrender.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (jE38p)

45
Confirmed by the Senate 94 to 3, he was.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (kdS6q)

46 What? Did he say nukular? Serious you guys, he's been faking it for over 40 years.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (RFeQD)

47 John Kerry speaks French like Jerry Lewis speaks French... sans the sophisticated humor.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (eHIJJ)

48 34 Je pense que ma vieille pute française est morte.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 27, 2013 05:54 PM (evdj2)
_____

Vous-trouvez elle dans la bibliothèque?

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce--San Antonio at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (r2PLg)

49 Confirmed by the Senate 94 to 3, he was.

They wanted him gone.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (evdj2)

50 I speak better french than this twerp, and my knowledge of French is confined entirely to colloquialisms and humorous Pepe Le Pew impersonations.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (CA2NO)

51 "Teresa et je trouve votre cuisine dégueulasse.", he said to a horrified audience with a smug self-satisfied look.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (/BwGa)

52 He speaks French like Peggy Hill speaks Spanish.

Peggy Hill: May lah-mo Mrs Peggy Hill. Eh-stoey day (American pronunciation) Texas. See-en-tuh-tay clah-say.

Pedro: Senora Hill, necisito irme al bano.

Peggy Hill: Ah ah ah, par-lay eh-spah-nol en clah-say, Pedro.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (X7+hk)

53 he wounds my heart with a monotonous langour

John a une grande moustache

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (kqqGm)

54 POO-SAY!!!!

Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (doBIb)

55 Answer - They never batted an eye.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (/QPvY)

56 All these people that they claim are fluent in a language are full of shit. You have to live and breath the language. If you don't immerse yourself you don't learn it and you don't retain it.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (XjfiS)

57 Out of the gate, Secretariat of State Kerry is off to a bad start.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 05:59 PM (BVkEs)

58 Out of the gate, Secretariat of State Kerry is off to a bad start.

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 27, 2013 05:59 PM (evdj2)

59 Je pète dans votre direction générale

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 05:59 PM (kqqGm)

60
Where's his headlights?

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 06:00 PM (XjfiS)

61 It's like a dog that can count by barking.

No one really thinks the dog knows what it's doing.

They're just amazed it learned how.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:00 PM (qyv02)

62 John Kerry is definitely one of the people I never want to see or hear from again.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 06:00 PM (xjpRj)

63 This would be even better if someone made a screencapture from the video and then P-shopped Frankenkerry into a striped shirt, beret and moustache while carrying a baguette, with an organ grinder monkey on his shoulder. Bonus points if the organ grinder monkey has Theresa's face.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:01 PM (CA2NO)

64 Je suis avec stupide.

Posted by: Terry Kerry at February 27, 2013 06:01 PM (+iA5G)

65 Votre mère est un hamster et vos odeurs de père des baies de sureau

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 06:01 PM (kqqGm)

66 John Kerry is why I switched from Heinz to Hunt's

he's such a dick- and he'll be a regular source of embarrassment during TFG's 2nd term, or as I like to call it, "The Enfuckening Part II"

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:01 PM (8sCoq)

67 Teresa mange les raisins secs trempés dans du Beefeaters.

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce--San Antonio at February 27, 2013 06:02 PM (r2PLg)

68
Ma femme colle un gode jusqu'à mon anus.

(french press laugh)

Posted by: John Kerry at February 27, 2013 06:02 PM (p/cQy)

69
He was a Senator, and due his "Miss Congeniality" vote from his brothuhs.

What an ass. What a pompous ass.

Hagel, Kerry, Brennan. Who is the new chairman of Obumbles NSC?

If it weren't so potentially tragic it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 27, 2013 06:02 PM (RFeQD)

70 Votre mère est un hamster et vos odeurs de père des baies de sureau
Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 06:01 PM (kqqGm)



Python - funny in any language.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:02 PM (CA2NO)

71 Stop busting on Kerry!

He's been champing at the bit for this job for years!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 27, 2013 06:02 PM (+iA5G)

72 John Kerry is definitely one of the people I never want to see or hear from again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 06:00 PM (xjpRj)


Then let's hope he visits Syria

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (jE38p)

73 okay if y'all are gonna practice your French I'm gonna have to put my pants back on

I don't trust you guys

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (8sCoq)

74 Stop busting on Kerry!

He's been champing at the bit for this job for years!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 27, 2013 06:02 PM (+iA5G)



Now now, SJP. You have your own halter. No need to be jealous.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (CA2NO)

75 What's French for schadenfreude?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (hEr50)

76 State Farm commercial.

Bon-joo-r

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (HDgX3)

77 Yeah, but you oughta see him do a speech in his native Horse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 06:04 PM (Ipj15)

78 The press wasn't very impressed that Romney could speak French. Surprise surprise.

Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2013 06:04 PM (m2CN7)

79 well, it was French he spoke and the French expect people to speak their language in their country. They like to giggle at American accents, which Kerry obviously has, and the simple grammar with Halting Delivery will also be good for some laughs


But if you speak French you know that what he said was basically correct--platitudes and at a high school level, but....................

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 06:04 PM (Dll6b)

80 okay if y'all are gonna practice your French I'm gonna have to put my pants back on

I don't trust you guys
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (8sCoq)




It's true. You never know when a misplaced circumflex could come along and get all up in your diaeresis.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:05 PM (CA2NO)

81 He's still a cunning linguist, you guys!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 27, 2013 06:05 PM (kYKEk)

82 What's French for schadenfreude?

joie malveillante?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 06:05 PM (kqqGm)

83 Decorated Vietnam veteran Chuck Hagel was sworn in as U.S. defense secretary on Wednesday after a bruising Senate confirmation battle, promising to renew old U.S. alliances and forge new ones without attempting to “dictate” to the world.

Speaking of surrender

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 06:05 PM (jE38p)

84 I donno. Seems like he speaks cheese eating surrendermonkey like a native to me. Did he mention Ghengis Khan?

Posted by: maddogg at February 27, 2013 06:06 PM (OlN4e)

85 What's French for schadenfreude?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 27, 2013 06:03 PM (hEr50)



"Le shadenfreude?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:06 PM (CA2NO)

86 Can't we see how well Kerry does his job for a bit before you neighsayers condemn him?

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:06 PM (+iA5G)

87 I still can't believe that a man who actually attended a meeting ofwhere he voted on whether to assasinate a sitting Senator is now our Secretary of State.

Kudos that he voted no.

Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2013 06:06 PM (m2CN7)

88 Clean up aisle 85. Someone took a big dump and passed out in the pile.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:07 PM (CA2NO)

89 79
1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:43 PM (xN73L)



Posted by: Breitbart's Stinking Corpse at February 27, 2013 06:04 PM (TEQxc)


Troll FAIL

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:07 PM (+iA5G)

90 That's third trimester French. Like those parents who try to teach their fetus skills inside the woman, er, uterus. Which is better than aborting the fetus, I guess.

C'est le cheval!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2013 06:07 PM (Ec6wH)

91 Can't we see how well Kerry does his job for a bit before you neighsayers condemn him?
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:06 PM (+iA5G)



ISWYDT

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:07 PM (CA2NO)

92 At least he looks French.

Posted by: Tim at February 27, 2013 06:08 PM (GkMRb)

93 What's French for schadenfreude?

La schadenfreude.

De rien!

Posted by: John Kerry at February 27, 2013 06:08 PM (p/cQy)

94 I'm sure someone else has already said it, but I can't help it.


"Hey, FrankenKerry. Why the long face?"


An oldie but a goodie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:08 PM (CA2NO)

95 Kerry even tries the French on Teresa, with a mouth full of ketchup.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 06:08 PM (BVkEs)

96 These horse jokes are not funny.

Posted by: Stacey Hoon at February 27, 2013 06:08 PM (+iA5G)

97 Dude is from Massachusetts. This is where they honor the ethnicity of a 1/32nd breed, pink-ass Cherokee whose favorite ethnic dish is native migratory land crabs.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (UzPAd)

98 It's completely unreasonable to expect a horse to speak decent French.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (8ZskC)

99 The White House and the Department of Homeland Security were unaware of Immigration Customs and Enforcement's decision to release detainees until the agency announced it, administration officials said Wednesday.

"This was a decision made by career officials at ICE without any input from the White House, as a result of fiscal uncertainty over the continuing resolution, as well as possible sequestration," White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday.

???They know nothing, NOTHING.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (jE38p)

100 Breitbart's Stinking Corpse must have lived under a rock since 2003.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (kqqGm)

101 Pourquoi le long visage?

***

Je suis un cheval et mon espouse est un cheval.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (Hx5uv)

102 Hey I thought the trolls were going to be upgraded?

Cheap-ass site...grumble

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (9XVgh)

103
It's patriotic to hate your country.



Il est patriote à haïr votre pays.

Posted by: Yeah, it's 1968 again at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (j2lYi)

104 Jebus. We have a fucking retard with a leaky diaper in the house with shit dribbling down it's leg and now it's playing in it.

Posted by: maddogg at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (OlN4e)

105 At least he looks French.
Posted by: Tim at February 27, 2013 06:08 PM (GkMRb)



And he probably wears more perfume than a Parisian whore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:10 PM (CA2NO)

106 This is what Obama did to Clinton. Got her cankled ass out of the country for 4 years. Contrary to tingles, I don't think she's going to be up for Prezzy in '16.

Now it's Kerry's turn. Send him abroad and get him out where he can't do any damage. Theresa'll keep him in line. (Humma did it for Clinton, they all need a sock puppeteer these days to keep them on the right page of the script.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:10 PM (qyv02)

107 So the French wasn't great. But he wowed 'em when he added up five and ten by tapping the answer out with his foot.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 27, 2013 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

108 Ugh. Really tasteless @85

Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 06:10 PM (O6zkv)

109 105
Hey I thought the trolls were going to be upgraded?

Cheap-ass site...grumble


Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (9XVgh)

--Did you see "Former Republican" from yesterday?

Posted by: Stacey Hoon at February 27, 2013 06:10 PM (+iA5G)

110
???They know nothing, NOTHING.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 06:09 PM (jE38p)



I love that. LOVE it. "Uh, uh... We didn't tell them to do it! It's their fault! That's right, it's Jimmy's fault! The big stupid meanie!"


Right. Sure. ICE is a part of the Executive branch, but none of their actions should IN ANY WAY reflect upon the Executive. Right.


Stupid fuckheads.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (CA2NO)

111 /zombie one-hit wonder sock

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (+iA5G)

112 Democrat slaves are the funniest slaves I knoooooow~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (Ipj15)

113 I just want him to say the word "pussy" with a french accent.


`Le Pu Say?


Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (d0Dmj)

114 On his last trip to Paris, all he learned to speak was North Vietnamese.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (MMC8r)

115 --Did you see "Former Republican" from yesterday?

Nah I'm still hobbled by this overrated 'life' thing.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (9XVgh)

116
Damn we would have been so much better off if he was sent over to stay as ambassador to France.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2013 06:12 PM (p/cQy)

117 Va te faire foutre, mon troll!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2013 06:12 PM (Ec6wH)

118 >>>Yo, why u wanna channel my...body

Why doesn't it surprise me that a troll is too stupid to understand channeling.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moonbats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 06:12 PM (0q2P7)

119 >It's completely unreasonable to expect a horse to speak decent French.


what about Monsieur Ed?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)

120 Lurch, you spoke Fwench!

Posted by: Theresa Natasha Heintz-Cary at February 27, 2013 06:12 PM (bGlsD)

121 John Kerry has the right to be stupid. And so do those who voted for him.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (BVkEs)

122 I love that. LOVE it. "Uh, uh... We didn't tell them to do it! It's
their fault! That's right, it's Jimmy's fault! The big stupid
meanie!"



Right. Sure. ICE is a part of the Executive branch, but none of
their actions should IN ANY WAY reflect upon the Executive. Right.


The Buck Stops Here!

How does it work???

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (d0Dmj)

123 119George W. Bush - no one ever ridiculed his use of French. Or challenged his heroism during the Vietnam war he dodged with daddy's help. All you jar-head's on this list deserve to have your anuses raped by a rotweiler.Posted by: TheSpadesInLogoReallyAce'sButt-Plug at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (TEQxc) Sounds like the voice of experience shit bird. Did you like it?

Posted by: maddogg at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (OlN4e)

124 Seriously, why doesn't he just speak in English? it's not as if anyone he would be speaking to in diplomatic circles in France doesn't speak English and the French-at least the cosmopolitan, "educated" ones-dislike and mock anyone who tries to speak their language and doesn't do it well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (MuHYc)

125 Great, now we've got 2. ACE!!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (O6zkv)

126 Posted by: TheSpadesInLogoReallyAce'sButt-Plug at February 27, 2013 06:11 PM (TEQxc)

--At least W. moved out of his dad's house before he turned 35.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (+iA5G)

127 Awwww, now it's changed its name! Awww, isn't it cute? It wants us to think it's self aware, and not a mindless drone. It would be cute if it didn't smell of shit and vinegar.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:14 PM (CA2NO)

128 Dude, is this really all you've got? Still whining about Bush?

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 06:14 PM (9XVgh)

129 Great, now we've got 2. ACE!!!!!!
Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 06:13 PM (O6zkv)



Nah, it's the same one. And judging by its scatological insults, I'm pretty sure it's about 14 years old. Probably a dropout in a meth lab.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:15 PM (CA2NO)

130
The economy's so bad even Axelrod had to cutback on trolls.

This guy, (TEQxc), is just a retard.


Like the Obamacare of trolls.

Posted by: Yeah, it's 1968 again at February 27, 2013 06:15 PM (j2lYi)

131 John Kerry was betraying his country when you were all in short pants, wingnutz!!!

Posted by: GeneriTroll at February 27, 2013 06:15 PM (MMC8r)

132 Kerry got conned by a poser when he joined VVAW.
Then he got conned by a poser he selected for VP.

I wonder how many heads of state will pwn him.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (Qxe/p)

133 POO-SAY!!!!
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 05:58 PM (doBIb)


-----------------------------------


No. It's pooozzzeee'.

Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (+k5d1)

134 >>>Je pense que ma vieille pute française est morte.

Ma vielle pute sent comme les pieds et le "gin."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (LCRYB)

135 The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is alerting clinicians of an emerging untreatable multidrug-resistant organism in the United States.
There are many forms of Carbapenem-resistant Enterobacteriaceae (CRE), but of the 37 forms reported in the U.S., 15 have been reported in less than a year.
The CDC said the increase in CRE means health care providers need to “act aggressively to prevent the emergence and spread of these unusual CRE organisms.”
Enterobacteriaceae lives in water, soil and the human gut. These “surperbugs” have developed high levels of resistance to antibiotics – even carbapanems. Individuals who usually develop CRE infections are those who are taking antibiotics and getting significant medical treatment for other conditions.

Maybe we've been looking for SMOD in all the wrong places?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (jE38p)

136 Okay, the troll's comment at 134 doesn't even make sense. I know, I know. That's what I get for trying to make sense of verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (CA2NO)

137 Hey, Secretary Karry, is there any way to defer taxes on a luxury yacht?

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (MMC8r)

138 >>>>All you jar-head's on this list deserve to

If that's what we deserve what do the Clinton devotees get?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moonbats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 06:16 PM (0q2P7)

139 Axelrod's gone. The new guy's just getting up to speed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:17 PM (qyv02)

140 In my book scat based insults mean the troll is about 16-17. They think it's 'edgy'.

You do know we as a species have been making jokes about shit for thousands of years right?

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 06:17 PM (9XVgh)

141 Dear troll--

This guy's a fucking fucktard. So's his boss.

Your rebuttal?

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:18 PM (MMC8r)

142 Nevergiveup: "Then let's hope he visits Syria."

Or Libya. Say, oh, I dunno, a place that rhymes with Venghazi. I think Obama would be perfect for not only ignoring Kerry and his 3 A.M. 6 P.M. phone calls but actually demanding CIA remove wire, antennae, and semaphore flags when Kerry travels.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 27, 2013 06:18 PM (eHIJJ)

143 Posted by: TheSpadesInLogoReallyAce'sButt-Plug at February 27, 2013 06:15 PM (TEQxc)

Is this Opie and Anthony?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:18 PM (qyv02)

144 Diplomats: EU must prevent e. Jerusalem construction
Some 22 European consuls appeal to Brussels to intensify efforts to curtail Israeli settlements in West Bank; say they pose 'single biggest threat' to peace process

??? Radical Islam ah, no never mind. Maybe kerry will solve all these problems when he visits Israel on this....oh yeah he is snubbing Israel. Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 06:18 PM (jE38p)

145 'pussy' in French is "chat"


'shaaaaaa' ( purse your lips when you say it )

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 06:18 PM (Dll6b)

146 @144


Axelrod's "gone". The new guy's just getting up to speed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:17 PM (qyv02)


FIFY

Posted by: Yeah, it's 1968 again at February 27, 2013 06:19 PM (j2lYi)

147 In my book scat based insults mean the troll is about 16-17. They think it's 'edgy'.


aka, Poo flinging monkey.

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 27, 2013 06:19 PM (d0Dmj)

148 nique ta mère, TEQxc.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 06:19 PM (QTHTd)

149 Posted by: Yeah, it's 1968 again at February 27, 2013 06:19 PM (j2lYi)

Right. Same company, different building.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:21 PM (qyv02)

150
Jon Cary........merde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2013 06:23 PM (TIIx5)

151
@29 My experience with speaking Parisian French in Quebec was a polite answer to my question, followed by, "How long were you in Paris?"
Then again, I'm a natural redhead. Might have something to do with it.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's wife at February 27, 2013 06:24 PM (/o5zX)

152 Try to speak with a Parisian accent in Quebec, and they will think you're speaking English.

Or you could learn French from a dispossessed/degenerate Burgundian duchess (or something) from Switzerland, go to France, hear the nonsense that dribbles out of people's mouths there, and try to figure out if you've done anything that makes it too late to pretend you're deaf.

It's like a Morrissey song!

Posted by: oblig. at February 27, 2013 06:25 PM (cePv8)

153 Well, I for one like to hear "high-school French" because it's the only French I have a hope of understanding.

As for his accent, I haven't a clue how bad it is. As long as you can make yourself clearly understood, it doesn't matter.

The only thing that disturbs me about this video is that Kerry is having such a good time. Winter soldier, my friends. After that I wish him nothing but misery. May he choke on his escargot and writhe in agony.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2013 06:28 PM (C8mVl)

154 I zapped 85.

Filthy buggering brain-damaged shut-ins.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2013 06:32 PM (LCRYB)

155 Look here comes my Secretary of State, I met him on the internet. He's a French Intellectual!

Posted by: King Barry I at February 27, 2013 06:33 PM (mCvL4)

156 'Tish! You spoke French! X X X X X X.......

Posted by: Gomez Addams at February 27, 2013 06:34 PM (e2UnA)

157 The only thing that disturbs me about this video is that Kerry is having such a good time. Winter soldier, my friends. After that I wish him nothing but misery. May he choke on his escargot and writhe in agony.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2013 06:28 PM (C8mVl)


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I hope ze leetle coquette he has up in heez room gives him ze crabs, no?

Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 06:36 PM (+k5d1)

158 John F'n Kerry, Le Miserable Originale

Posted by: This Will Not End Well at February 27, 2013 06:39 PM (e2UnA)

159 I wonder if Lurch learned his French by listening to the old 70s song "Lady Marmalade"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF2otwl4ros

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 06:40 PM (mCvL4)

160 I zapped 85


Thank you, ace!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 27, 2013 06:47 PM (CA2NO)

161 vous le vous couche avec moi?

That'll go over big.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:47 PM (qyv02)

162 Lurch concluded the Francophone press conference by asking everyone to join him in singing "Frere Jacques"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 06:50 PM (mCvL4)

163 Kerry said "I'm now going to recite from A Midsummer Night's Dream in its original Klingon"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 06:55 PM (mCvL4)

164
"the French-at least the cosmopolitan, "educated" ones-dislike and mock anyone who tries to speak their language and doesn't do it well."

As one who lived and worked in France for years, I call BS on this. The greatest compliment you can pay a Frenchman is to try to speak your best French, and the worst insult is to make no effort to do so. The French will generally fall all over you with compliments if you make any effort at all, and will consider you an uneducated hick if you don't at least try to speak their language.

Posted by: Crotte de Chien at February 27, 2013 06:58 PM (THlCP)

165 We're boned.

Posted by: Bosk that says we're boned at February 27, 2013 06:59 PM (n2K+4)

166 My stupid cat speaks French better than that. And my smart cat beats John Kerry all to hell in Froggese.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Bly, Azof, UK at February 27, 2013 07:01 PM (7v5Ct)

167 Pronunciation lessons for SoS Kerry:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZCRzx1HSmo

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2013 07:05 PM (ORGYc)

168 Un cheval est un cheval bien sûr, bien sûr, et personne ne peut parler à un cheval bien sûr. Sauf si bien sûr, c'est le cheval célèbre sous le nom de M. Heinz!

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at February 27, 2013 07:11 PM (xiaOm)

169 Its fun to bash Kerry, but if he can drop a bit of French and the Frogs eat it up, why not?

Remember, Romney speaks French too.

I still want to hear the One's Bahasa Indonesia. He should be fairly decent seeing as he actually went to school there.

Posted by: sexypig at February 27, 2013 07:12 PM (dZQh7)

170 Though I have to admit, Kerry speaking French is just so fucking elitist. Its not like he learned it to communicate with the common people or work..nope, wine ordering and whining.

Posted by: sexypig at February 27, 2013 07:13 PM (dZQh7)

171 I wonder if he offered any tax evasion tips to the French. "Parkez le Yacht a l'ile du Rhode"

Posted by: sexypig at February 27, 2013 07:14 PM (dZQh7)

172 I took French in High School. I'm pretty sure during that speech he said "Is this where I get me one of them thar huntin' licenses".

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2013 07:19 PM (Ag5D2)

173 Quel connard!

Posted by: Alex at February 27, 2013 07:27 PM (/yzYn)

174 Kerry: Of course I can speak French. French fries, french toast, french kiss

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 07:31 PM (K+V2E)

175 His accent is very poor, and his delivery is stilted. He sounds like me speaking Spanish, but the difference is, I don't claim fluency.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 07:45 PM (29+x5)

176 DFW Morons- who's up for pitching in to buy Ace a
round-trip ticket to and from DFW (or Love Field, whichever), and a
hotel room for a weekend?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart

I'll bring the Astroglide. Because, gross.

Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2013 07:46 PM (R18D0)

177 I am a jelly donut.

Posted by: JFK at February 27, 2013 08:08 PM (fMw5N)

178 I hate to defend Kerry, whom I personally cannot stand, but in all honesty his accent ispretty good,MUCH better than the average American, most of whomcannot seem to master the rolled "r".

Posted by: JonathanW at February 27, 2013 09:04 PM (kfU57)

179 Don't fall for this. It's a fake quote lifted from the movie "Idiocracy."

Or maybe it was the sequel, "Idiocracy: The John Kerry Years."

Posted by: Steve O at February 27, 2013 09:25 PM (Orxpy)

180 Kerry shits Beaufort, so he's French, right?

Posted by: MoeRon at February 28, 2013 12:33 AM (tTijZ)






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