"Lena Dunham" Auditions for Zero Dark Thirty
Psych Is On Tonight

I don't watch this show, so I don't know if this is a good impression (and note well, this is not Lena Dunham, but a parodist, so you don't have to feel bad about checking out her yabbos), but it is pretty funny.

Or, I think it would be funny, if I watched the show.

I believe this is someone called Chelsea Davidson.

Two Quick Things: Archer got picked up for Season 5 by FX ("Phrasing!"), and Psych returns to the airwaves tonight at 10 pm on USA. Or 9pm. I don't know, I'm not your gee-darned TV Guide.

Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM



Comments

1
It's tough to judge. She's doing a parody of a person I've never seen act before.

Posted by: Ben at February 27, 2013 04:43 PM (C2Y4l)

2 I have to go bake a pie.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 27, 2013 04:43 PM (UrENZ)

3 A+ for concept. C for execution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2013 04:43 PM (Ipj15)

4

Oh good. More Hollywood boosting.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 27, 2013 04:44 PM (1Y+hH)

5

Yikes, her boobs look like the 80 year old gravity kind.

Perhaps 80 stone.

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 04:45 PM (XYSwB)

6

never watched the show
no clue

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 04:45 PM (XYSwB)

7 It's tough to judge. She's doing a parody of a person I've never seen act before.
Posted by: Ben at February 27, 2013 04:43 PM (C2Y4l)



She's doing a parody of a parody. Perhaps that, in itself, makes it funny.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 27, 2013 04:46 PM (h4eFl)

8 Went to the site and it locked up my computer.

Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2013 04:46 PM (53z96)

9 Never watched the show....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 27, 2013 04:46 PM (+IZ6x)

10 Gawd--I only got to 1 minute and six seconds and I'm willing to give up my gmail password.

Posted by: tasker at February 27, 2013 04:47 PM (r2PLg)

11 Lena who?

Posted by: Not and Artist at February 27, 2013 04:47 PM (uRumV)

12 I think we need an actual clip of Lena Dunham to complete the funny.....because the only thing I've ever seen her in is her Obama commercial.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2013 04:47 PM (X6akg)

13 It's tough to judge. She's doing a parody of a person I've never seen act before.
Posted by: Ben at February 27, 2013 04:43 PM (C2Y4l)

Yeah, its like doing a parody of "the guy who was a founder of a major religion that shall not be named due to fear of reprisals." I have no baseline.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 27, 2013 04:48 PM (t06LC)

14 During a House Financial Services Committee hearing Tuesday on the budget, two Democrats complained after House Financial Services Committee chairman Jeb Hensarling instructed that two monitors in the hearing room display a real-time running national debt clock.

California Rep. Maxine Waters and Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison both issued complaints about the displays, according to video of the hearing.

“Clearly it is a political prop designed to message ideologically,” Ellison said.

Waters asked that the debt clock not be on display whenever Democrats spoke, Hensarling said during the hearing.

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly Humble” Obama at February 27, 2013 04:48 PM (e8kgV)

15
re: above

Democrats: Reality has no place in Washington DC.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 04:50 PM (xIzGn)

16
They don't look as saggy when they're lying on their backs, you guys.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 27, 2013 04:51 PM (r5w1L)

17 What a frumpy outfit. Does Lena Dunham really wear old lady clothes?

Posted by: L, elle at February 27, 2013 04:51 PM (U3OzJ)

18
How dare those Republicans muck up our farce with their facts!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 04:51 PM (NLH1M)

19 They don't look as saggy when they're lying on their backs, you guys.>>

Or in the hot tub.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 04:51 PM (81UWZ)

20
#DonnaBrazileMysteries

yeah, pretty funny, still

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 04:52 PM (XYSwB)

21 Yeah, who watches that show. But I love the concept.

This. ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 27, 2013 04:52 PM (tVTLU)

22 Lena would certainly shop at the thrift shop.

Posted by: Hobojerky at February 27, 2013 04:52 PM (1W4SR)

23
Democrats: Reality has no place in Washington DC.


Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 04:50 PM (xIzGn)___ ____ ____ ____ ____ _ _ Reality: Democrats have no place in Washington DC.___ ____ ___ __ _ ___ ___ _ _ _ _Hey, it works that way even better!

Posted by: Meremortal at February 27, 2013 04:52 PM (1Y+hH)

24 Here teeth were better than Lena's ... Which is odd because Lena's parents are rich artists but they didnt bother to get their kid braces

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 27, 2013 04:53 PM (+IZ6x)

25 They don't look as saggy when they're lying on their backs, you guys.

Unless they are sort of cascading down her sides onto the mattress.

Posted by: real joe at February 27, 2013 04:53 PM (a2g8z)

26 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:53 PM (xN73L)

27 I am sure it has been mentioned in other threads, but it seemed pertinent to bring it up in this one.

Van Cliburn, a world renowned concert pianist died today. He lived his life simply, and well. He was a means of peace during the Cold War, because his music transcended Soviet/US contention. We all loved him. He was an amazing inspiration to millions of music lovers, and students of classical music. He exuded class.

Then there is Lena Dunham, whose claim to fame is taking her clothes off.

Posted by: moki at February 27, 2013 04:53 PM (SdetR)

28 People still watch TV?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 27, 2013 04:53 PM (X/+QT)

29
She stuffed the yaboos in the shirt in the parody I take it.

I am with the others though, because I haven't seen the real yaboos act on tv or wherever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2013 04:54 PM (p/cQy)

30 Lena vs Seth; at least Seth can sing

Lena Dunham Condemns Seth MacFarlane's Oscar 'Boobs' Number

http://tinyurl.com/ap3d9r4

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 04:54 PM (mCvL4)

31 I love Psych. One of the best shows on TV, IMO.

I wish I could get original episodes, but I have to wait until the previous season hits Netflix.

Which means I'm on Season Six, instead of the current season.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:54 PM (xN73L)

32 I wonder if Brian Williams saw this... He likes to watch lena simulate sex scenes with his daughter....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 27, 2013 04:55 PM (+IZ6x)

33 Archer got picked up for Season 5 by FX

YESSSSS

"Geez, I'm only human." "Are you?"

Posted by: Kaitian at February 27, 2013 04:55 PM (wpPY5)

34 <i>Archer got picked up for Season 5 by FX ("Phrasing!")</i>

You freaked out when I said "quadroon"!

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 27, 2013 04:55 PM (qevSe)

35 They don't look as saggy when they're lying on their backs, you guys.


You don't even see 'em when they are face down, butt up!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2013 04:55 PM (GFM2b)

36 Which means I'm on Season Six, instead of the current season.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:54 PM (xN73L)



there's always bit torrent

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 04:56 PM (XYSwB)

37 Sad but true, girls was a fun show last season. This season is brutally megafucking boring. If you have any affinity for LD's work, watch Tiny Furniture.

That impression of LD was spot on. I feel bad that she looks so much like LD.

The only thing that's missing is her mentioning that she would sell out her country in exchange for her lesbian sister to be able get married. She works that in to all her stuff.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 04:56 PM (QxSug)

38 A set of talking boobs?

Been done better.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 04:56 PM (9XVgh)

39 Psych comes on tonight at 10pm est, and then replays at 1:00am est on USA network. "You know thats right"

Posted by: jbw at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (BZcMK)

40 there's always bit torrent

Naa. I've got enough TV to watch that it doesn't hurt that bad to wait.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (xN73L)

41 Real torture is watching her show, use that on the terrorists.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (4cRnj)

42 "The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90
minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay."

Posted by: 'splainin da Kulture at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (EZl54)

43 As much as I'd like to see a parody of a see you next tuesday faux celebrity horsefaced larded up yeast infested vagina of a shitweasel libturd, it just lends more publicity to it whose gender cannot easily be discerned.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (g6f6y)

44 Archer got picked up for Season 5 by FX

YESSSSS

"Geez, I'm only human." "Are you?"
Posted by: Kaitian at February 27, 2013 04:55 PM (wpPY5)



It's so overt it's covert.

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (XYSwB)

45 Forget her Yabbo's, does she have a FUPA??
(THAT'S a sentence I never thought I would type.)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (sjMFd)

46 why would wojohowitz be dumb enough to shoot Sean's father on a public beach in broad daylight?


Wait, what?

Wait, no- I don't want to know. No spoilers.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (xN73L)

47 >>>Psych comes on tonight at 10pm est, and then replays at 1:00am est on USA network

i've heard it both ways.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (LCRYB)

48 You must be outchyo damn mind!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (xAtAj)

49 My gag reflex is enacted every time I see Lena Dunham's name. Thanks Ace, I just puked again.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (EGPJQ)

50 A properly born upper-class American ultrawhite person like Dunham would eat a muffin by holding it in one hand and pulling bite-and-a-half-size pieces off it with the other, not by chawing off the bottom of it like a dough-lamprey. Aristocrats don't peel.

Took me right out of it!

Posted by: oblig. had the sound off at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (cePv8)

51 Lollercopters. Spot on. I specifically quit watching girls because Dunham was getting naked too much. It is a nightmare inducing sight.

Posted by: Dmart81 at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (5tF7N)

52 Well, S.E. Cupp has completed her long jump over the shark. Has withdrawn from CPAC. Will not speak. Prolly sucking Mickael Moores mossy and unused cock by now.

Posted by: maddogg at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (OlN4e)

53 I just started watching Archer, I really like it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (4cRnj)

54 Naa. I've got enough TV to watch that it doesn't hurt that bad to wait.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:57 PM (xN73L)


and, if you've got netflix
there's a neat little unblockus trick
to watch netflix UK, netflix Sweden.... etc.

they all get diff licensing agreements

fun stuff

a big fun sandbox to play in

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 04:59 PM (XYSwB)

55 My gag reflex is enacted every time I see Lena Dunham's name. Thanks Ace, I just puked again.

Then doesn't this comment mean you just make yourself puke. Again?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 04:59 PM (xN73L)

56 I never heard of Archer. I think I heard of FX once. I know about TV Guide, but I didn't know it was still in business. I'm either missing out on life or I'm one lucky dude.

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 04:59 PM (UZuc4)

57 Although, I gotta say I'd hit that.

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 04:59 PM (9XVgh)

58
The show is about very unappealing women who can't form adult relationships and don't have jobs. If it is the voice of the new generation, it's over because the young adults depicted are, quite simply, worthless.

Posted by: ejo at February 27, 2013 05:00 PM (GXvSO)

59 Psych is back!!!!

yay.

I hope I remembered to set my dvr.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:00 PM (QxSug)

60 just use the search option

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:00 PM (QxSug)

61 So this Psych thing is good?

Posted by: tasker at February 27, 2013 05:01 PM (r2PLg)

62 I never heard of Archer. I think I heard of FX once. I know about TV Guide, but I didn't know it was still in business. I'm either missing out on life or I'm one lucky dude.
Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 04:59 PM (UZuc4)


Oh, you're missing out...

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 05:01 PM (XYSwB)

63 Unless they are sort of cascading down her sides onto the mattress.
I picture them stuffed under her armpits... that's not good.

Posted by: Phylis Diller at February 27, 2013 05:01 PM (EGPJQ)

64 Well, S.E. Cupp has completed her long jump over the shark. Has withdrawn from CPAC. Will not speak. Prolly sucking Mickael Moores mossy and unused cock by now.
***********************

Ann Coulter, SE Cupp, Mary Katharine: just goes to show that whores will always be whores.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (g6f6y)

65 I found the actor's speaking style very annoying. Also, everybody needs to GTFO my lawn NOW.


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

66 Those aren't her real boobs--you tits.

Posted by: tasker at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (r2PLg)

67 Well, S.E. Cupp has completed her long jump over the shark. Has withdrawn from CPAC. Will not speak. Prolly sucking Mickael Moores mossy and unused cock by now.
Posted by: maddogg at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (OlN4e)


Well well well, miss priss is a bitch when her ass isn't properly kissed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (l86i3)

68 Lena's dad watches her film the sex scenes.

Posted by: teh Wind at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (HBU8E)

69 So this Psych thing is good?
Posted by: tasker at February 27, 2013 05:01 PM (r2PLg)




hehe, I've got the Pysch theme song memorized, and sing along.

ahahaha

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (XYSwB)

70
>>> Which means I'm on Season Six, instead of the current season


Oops.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (LPRBM)

71 So this Psych thing is good?
***
I enjoy it. I've been told I enjoy irreverent outsider with awesome skillsets drama, so if you like
protagonists who rub people's faces in how smart they are with a bit of aspie and a bit of pop cult reference mongering, then it's for you. House, I guess?

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (QxSug)

72 Ms. Dunham is the kind of gal you have to wine and dine before you sleep-fuck.

Posted by: Harry Junk at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (4cRnj)

73 66
Those aren't her real boobs--you tits.

Point?

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (9XVgh)

74 Maybe for the sake of brevity, we should list those persons who will be attending CPAC.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

75 Prolly sucking Mickael Moores mossy and unused cock by now.

This image was almost enough to drive the Jesse Jackson Sr. and that Holder bitch image of balls to anus from a previous thread out of my head.
Almost.
Terminal nausea at this point.

Posted by: real joe at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (a2g8z)

76 Lena's dad watches her film the sex scenes.
Posted by: teh Wind at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (HBU8E)

Well, daddy sex would explain her FKDUPEDNESS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (l86i3)

77 House, I guess?
Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has a

________________

I did like, House and I hang out here--so ya.

Posted by: tasker at February 27, 2013 05:04 PM (r2PLg)

78 Anyone watch Wallander on Netflix? Damn good show, which surprised me considering it's a British show set in Sweden, which normally would have been two strikes against it right there.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:04 PM (g6f6y)

79
I just watched Zero Dark Thirty. Mixed feelings about it though it had an outstanding ending!

I can't believe all our CIA guys and girls are 20 somethings. I thought that was Jennifer Ehle's daughter but it is Jennifer herself. Man, she looks good! I wuv her.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:05 PM (XjfiS)

80 Holy flaming hell, is that dim bitch's show really like that?

....Dear Smod, let it burn.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 05:05 PM (MMC8r)

81 Does S.E. Cupp have a FUPA too?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 27, 2013 05:05 PM (sjMFd)

82 Psych (for those who don't know) is like the polar opposite of The Mentalist.

Psych came first (by a year or more).
Shaun (the protagonist- I won't say "hero") is a Gen-X Mega-douche waste of space who happens to have incredible powers of perception, an eidetic memory, and a smart mouth. He decides to pose as a Psychic Investigator because no one would just accept that he's that smart/perceptive.

Yes, it's a comedy. Yes, it's really funny- especially the throwback references to the 80s and 90s.

And his GF is hot, in a home-town cute kind of way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:06 PM (xN73L)

83 73 66
Those aren't her real boobs--you tits.

Point?
Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (9XVgh)

_______________________

I hate to admit this but on the second viewing I made it to the end.

She unbuttons her shirt.

The cleavage doesn't go with the baggage...

Posted by: tasker at February 27, 2013 05:06 PM (r2PLg)

84 just put a burlap sack over her head, you guys


think of Hollywood....fame and fortune......

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 05:06 PM (Dll6b)

85 "I don't know, I'm not your gee-darned TV Guide."

Yeah, don't give in to those whiny Summarists.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2013 05:06 PM (HjPtV)

86 That's "Republican Lena Dunham."


Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2013 05:06 PM (VjL9S)

87
Good afternoon, Mr Phelps.

For the third and final time I'm gonna pimp the new tv show BANSHEE. If you're not watching this show, you're a kweer.

(this comment will probably self destruct in 5 seconds)

Posted by: soothsayer at February 27, 2013 05:06 PM (8dspl)

88 hehe, I've got the Pysch theme song memorized, and sing along.


I know you know I'm not telling the truth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (xN73L)

89 Regarding a 5th Season for Archer

We're in the DANGA ZONE!!!

Posted by: Penfold at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (Fbt5B)

90 funnily enough, I thought ZDT was megafucking boring and stupid. The beginning was better than the end. The ending raid was kinda a let down, it was so surgical and whatever while the beginning when you see some torture torture before the movie devoleved into we-be-torturing-everyone-up-in-this-bitch-for-a-decade, was satisfying.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (QxSug)

91 Maybe for the sake of brevity, we should list those persons who will be attending CPAC.


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

Not sure many are. The list is definitely shorter from those who weren't invited. I'm not sure they understand what the word Coalition means.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (NzBQO)

92 Ann Coulter: FUPA

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (sjMFd)

93 Well, S.E. Cupp has completed her long jump over the shark. Has withdrawn from CPAC. Will not speak. Prolly sucking Mickael Moores mossy and unused cock by now.
Posted by: maddogg at February 27, 2013 04:58 PM (OlN4e)


Doesn't matter. As long as she continues to make the "Top xx Hottest Conservative Women" list, she's set. The same women make that list every year anyway, but whatever...

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 27, 2013 05:08 PM (UZuc4)

94 **Gen-X Mega-douche waste of space who happens to have incredible powers of perception, an eidetic memory, and a smart mouth. **

sold.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:08 PM (QxSug)

95
You guys have learned *nothing* from Ace's feminism thread.

Bravo!

Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 05:08 PM (4I3Uo)

96 Oh, and saw 'Argo.'

Okay, but didn't think it was 'Best Picture' material.

Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 05:08 PM (MMC8r)

97 Ann Coulter: FUPA
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (sjMFd)


I know she's skinny but holy crap, those boobs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:08 PM (l86i3)

98

Sorry to hear Van Cliburn has died. Remember hearing a while back that he was ill. As good as he was, you have to admit he was no Liberace -- or was he??

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:09 PM (XjfiS)

99 **92 Ann Coulter: FUPA**

simple insanity to say such a thing. When she's on red-eye, oh wow, if you're into dating women over 25, then she is foxy cougar in thigh high boots half the time.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:09 PM (QxSug)

100 I hate to admit this but on the second viewing I made it to the end.



She unbuttons her shirt.



The cleavage doesn't go with the baggage...


As Morons in droves return to the video for a second look...

Posted by: real joe at February 27, 2013 05:09 PM (a2g8z)

101 Ann Coulter, SE Cupp, Mary Katharine: just goes to show that whores will always be whores.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (g6f6y)

-----------------------
Let's not leave out Dana Loesch (and her house husband) from the cocksucker group. IMHO none of the above are moron-worthy any longer...........if they ever were.

Posted by: Not and Artist at February 27, 2013 05:09 PM (uRumV)

102 fupa is an insult

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:10 PM (QxSug)

103 Anybody know what I need to look out for dealing with the sheet metal workers union. I got a call today about a pre apprenticeship position. I know, I know, but I really need the work.

Posted by: teej at February 27, 2013 05:10 PM (SFZtG)

104 I hate to admit this but on the second viewing I made it to the end.



She unbuttons her shirt.



The cleavage doesn't go with the baggage...


Oh that's ok I'm a Moron so I didn't make it to the end of the first viewing either...

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 05:10 PM (9XVgh)

105
"Ms. Dunham is the kind of gal you have to wine and dine before you sleep-fuck."

Yeah, but that's like Denny's and a bottle of 2-buck-chuck. Not exactly an expensive prospect.

Posted by: egd at February 27, 2013 05:11 PM (XVGEg)

106 @74
Maybe for the sake of brevity, we should list those persons who will be attending CPAC.


Available!

Posted by: Pedophile Scoutmasters for Tax Reform at February 27, 2013 05:11 PM (EZl54)

107 Shaun (the protagonist- I won't say "hero") is a Gen-X Mega-douche waste of space

*************************

Dude, don't be Lena Dunham flashing her tattooed boobs on Oscar night.

And it's Shawn, not Shaun, though I admit I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Shawn Spencer, but you can call me awesome at February 27, 2013 05:11 PM (ZLoPl)

108 Glad to see the conservative women are boycotting the movement over the ISSUE OF OUR TIME.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 27, 2013 05:11 PM (yCvxi)

109 Anyone watch Wallander on Netflix? Damn good show, which surprised me considering it's a British show set in Sweden, which normally would have been two strikes against it right there.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:04 PM (g6f6y)



I watched the original, from Sweden, and love it.

I had a hard time taking the newer one seriously, when I saw the original replaced by british actors, yet still taking place in Sweden... Didn't compute.

But, I gave it a go. It is identical in almost every way to the original, in terms of plot. Some thing are off, like the brit wallander has a live in daughter, etc, but I couldn't watch the same storylines. It seemed good, though, as far as the acting goes.

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 05:11 PM (XYSwB)

110 is ZDT out on viddy yet?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 05:11 PM (8sCoq)

111 75
Prolly sucking Mickael Moores mossy and unused cock by now.





She'd need ten or twelve tent poles to hold his gut up and out of the way.


Annnnd I just made myself violently ill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2013 05:12 PM (UOM48)

112 Just a reminder that last night's "Justified" was kick ass. Raylon finally shoots someone.

Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 05:12 PM (+k5d1)

113 Cupp is now like Parker. We will forever have her foisted on us as a "conservative" by the LSM. Why? Because she bashes conservatives.

These pundits need to remember that they are not elected by anyyone.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:13 PM (XjfiS)

114 Just a reminder that last night's "Justified" was kick ass. Raylon finally shoots someone.
Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 05:12 PM (+k5d1)

Thanks for that, I have it DVRd. Any other thing you can tell me so I don't need to watch it?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:13 PM (l86i3)

115
She'd need ten or twelve tent poles to hold his gut up and out of the way.

Annnnd I just made myself violently ill.


I was just starting to get teh munchies so thanks for that visual...

Posted by: esch at February 27, 2013 05:13 PM (9XVgh)

116 Archer I like, but I rarely can catch it except when I am visiting my family and I can bum their Netflix. What I am really looking forward to is the Americans marathon Friday night, since I`m assuming they`ll start with the pilot episode and go from there.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 05:13 PM (+iA5G)

117 I know you know I'm not telling the truth.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:07 PM (xN73L)


lol, I swear it's true.

I put on the subtitles at first, to learn it.

hehe

it's a fun song to try to master

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 05:13 PM (XYSwB)

118
They never did put Psych on SNL. did they. That's a shame. No, we have to be subjected to Fishsticks (Paltrow) for the 10th time.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:14 PM (XjfiS)

119 Let's not leave out Dana Loesch (and her house husband) from the cocksucker group. IMHO none of the above are moron-worthy any longer...........if they ever were.
***************************

Are there actually any female conservatives, besides the Moronettes (I give a pass to Michelle Malkin too) who actually STAYED conservative, or didn't merely use conservatism as a vehicle to be flaming vapid fuckheaded attention whores from hell?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:14 PM (ZLoPl)

120 Ace, apropos of shows on FX, you got my note re Drew Thompson?

Posted by: RamonAllones at February 27, 2013 05:14 PM (3lLli)

121 And it's Shawn, not Shaun, though I admit I've heard it both ways.

Either way, it's spelled wrong.

Besides, didn't I say I loved the show? It's freaking hilarious.

And maybe I should have said that he starts as a Gen-X Mega Douche Waste of Space. By the end of the 2nd Season (at the latest) he's stopped being a Waste of Space, and by the end of Season 5 he stops being a Mega Douche. Mostly.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:15 PM (xN73L)

122 102 fupa is an insult

For MOST women. There is a certain class of patchouli smellin,' Birkenstock wearin' progressive leanin', vegan, (except for certain types of fish taco) eatin' bitches who consider FUPA's to be an earthy expression of their womaness.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 27, 2013 05:16 PM (sjMFd)

123 The body count, was high on yesterday's episode, although they mostly all deserved it. Archer's kind of meh this season,

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 27, 2013 05:16 PM (Jsiw/)

124 Psych is great. Gus is funnier than Shaun most of the time.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 27, 2013 05:17 PM (ZshNr)

125 oh, and Corbin Bentsen is good as the dad of Gen-X Mega Douche Waste of Space. Very old-school

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:17 PM (QxSug)

126 yeah, the original Swedish 'Wallander' is much better than the lame English version with Branagh


the English re-makes, especially the first season ( 3 episodes ) had no sense of place and none of the shows bring in actual Swedish people.



Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 05:18 PM (Dll6b)

127 Since there's a lot of spoilage around here, please none for The Americans!

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 05:18 PM (+iA5G)

128 MC Clapyohands...

Posted by: lincolntf at February 27, 2013 05:19 PM (ZshNr)

129 Thanks for that, I have it DVRd. Any other thing you can tell me so I don't need to watch it?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:13 PM (l86i3)


---------------------------------------------


Don't worry. Raylon's shooting was just the anti-climax. A lot of shit went down in this episode.

Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 05:19 PM (+k5d1)

130 spoiler alter: the sheriff is Drew Thompson

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 05:19 PM (Dll6b)

131 Just a reminder that last night's "Justified" was kick ass. Raylon finally shoots someone.
Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 05:12 PM (+k5d1)



I'm so spoiled with Ultimate Force, where they feel the need to unload about 1,000 bullets into one enemy, that Justified is now anticlimactic.

I'm always going holy sh*t....

Posted by: barefoot on the beach at February 27, 2013 05:20 PM (XYSwB)

132 Are there actually any female conservatives, besides
the Moronettes (I give a pass to Michelle Malkin too) who actually
STAYED conservative, or didn't merely use conservatism as a vehicle to
be flaming vapid fuckheaded attention whores from hell?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:14 PM (ZLoPl)

-----------------
I can think of one - Liz Cheney. Daughter of theWar Cock.

Posted by: Not and Artist at February 27, 2013 05:20 PM (uRumV)

133 127 Since there's a lot of spoilage around here, please none for The Americans!
Posted by: logprof a


We defeat communism. Whoops! Sorry.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:20 PM (XjfiS)

134
I really liked the pilot of The Americans but let's face it, they are bad bad people. You can't identify with them at all.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:21 PM (XjfiS)

135 We defeat communism. Whoops! Sorry.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:20 PM (XjfiS)

Fuck you!

Posted by: Millennial Dumbass at February 27, 2013 05:22 PM (+iA5G)

136 I can think of one - Liz Cheney. Daughter of theWar Cock.
*************

Her very genes precludes her from ever turncoating.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:22 PM (ZLoPl)

137 133 127 Since there's a lot of spoilage around here, please none for The Americans!
Posted by: logprof a

We defeat communism. Whoops! Sorry.
***
although they get the last laugh by destroying america 2 decades later thanks to their Useful Idiots In America program

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 05:22 PM (QxSug)

138 Well well well, miss priss is a bitch when her ass isn't properly kissed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (l86i3)
That was very euphonic.One could almost say poetic.I applaud you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 05:22 PM (qyv02)

139 Psych is great. Gus is funnier than Shaun most of the time.

My favorite is Lassiter. I think I would react to Shawn in exactly the same way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:23 PM (xN73L)

140 Duck Dynasty season premier tonight, though I hate the way they wrap each show with a moral lesson. The middle child, I think Jase, is quite a charactor.

Posted by: Facts are hard at February 27, 2013 05:23 PM (UhXzR)

141 Don't worry. Raylon's shooting was just the anti-climax. A lot of shit went down in this episode.
Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 05:19 PM (+k5d1)


Like I could actually stay upset at anyone here.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:24 PM (l86i3)

142 Anybody know what I need to look out for dealing with the sheet metal workers union.

don't let them convince you to climb in any vents. (with your ass hanging out).

Wear gloves.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 05:24 PM (qyv02)

143 I really liked the pilot of The Americans but let's face it, they are bad bad people. You can't identify with them at all.
***********************

Not according to my friendly and yet goddamned dumb as fuck liberal coworker. She thought the show was great because it goes to show Americans are even worse than the Soviets, and the Soviets were really just cuddle bunnies who wanted to be loved and were just trying to protect themselves from big bad Reagan.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:24 PM (ZLoPl)

144 I really liked the pilot of The Americans but let's face it, they are bad bad people. You can't identify with them at all.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:21 PM (XjfiS)

--Well, it looks like the drama is in the dynamic of losing one's fire for The Cause. The wife is a diehard idealist all-in; the husband is a waverer; the children are completely in the dark. I think some of us can relate to that in our own families with our own beliefs. For my part, I'm sure not cheering for the success of *their* cause.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 05:24 PM (+iA5G)

145 Anybody know what I need to look out for dealing with the sheet metal workers union.


Freshin up your geometry.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:25 PM (l86i3)

146 Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:24 PM (ZLoPl)

Headdesk.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 27, 2013 05:25 PM (xN73L)

147 Anybody know what I need to look out for dealing with the sheet metal workers union.


What you are going to find, is many closet conservatives. Just be quiet, take the training and the money. Arguing will lose you jobs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 27, 2013 05:26 PM (l86i3)

148 --Well, it looks like the drama is in the dynamic of losing one's fire for The Cause. The wife is a diehard idealist all-in; the husband is a waverer; the children are completely in the dark. I think some of us can relate to that in our own families with our own beliefs. For my part, I'm sure not cheering for the success of *their* cause.
Posted by: logprof


But look at how many innocent people they have either killed personally or aided in killing. They are bad bad people and deserve to die.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:26 PM (XjfiS)

149 Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:14 PM (ZLoPl)

I'm liking the cut or your jib.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 05:27 PM (qyv02)

150 @130 Bingo! All sorts of "tells" emanating from the sheriff in last night's episode.

Posted by: RamonAllones at February 27, 2013 05:27 PM (3lLli)

151 Shawn's father steals the show a lot of times. Perfect Corbin Bernsen role. But now that I think about it, I laugh harder at Shaun's references/double entendres than anything else.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 27, 2013 05:30 PM (ZshNr)

152 But look at how many innocent people they have
either killed personally or aided in killing. They are bad bad people
and deserve to die.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:26 PM (XjfiS)

--Who says they won't eventually get their just deserts on the show? As for the killings themselves (well, I have just seen one), at least there's no sugarcoating of the commies on the show.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 05:31 PM (+iA5G)

153 Right, that part about 'putting on the uniform' like a costume, but wouldn't Boyd have recognized him,

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 27, 2013 05:31 PM (Jsiw/)

154
--Who says they won't eventually get their just deserts on the show? As for the killings themselves (well, I have just seen one), at least there's no sugarcoating of the commies on the show.
Posted by: logpro


Killing off the stars usually kills off the show. They've done more than 1 killing, terrorized a black family and almost killed two of them, and aided in the murder of another person. Bad bad people...

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:35 PM (XjfiS)

155 Psych? I guess yuppies need entertainment too. Enjoy your tofu nerds.

Posted by: putting on my camo for DD at February 27, 2013 05:35 PM (KHo8t)

156 I find Ron Eldard more than a bit creepy with his baby face and Michael Moore body.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:36 PM (XjfiS)

157 @153 Josiah ("One-Foot, and not due to diabetes") said that Arlo and Crowder Sr. hustled Drew up to the Hill People's homestead almost immediately after he hit the ground and broke both legs. And this was circa 1983. So who knows whether Boyd ever got a look at Drew prior to his transformation into sheriff (and I doubt it).

Posted by: RamonAllones at February 27, 2013 05:38 PM (3lLli)

158 Ava has sure gone to the dark side!

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 05:41 PM (XjfiS)

159 I don't have a TV Guide anymore... I have NetFlix sending me e-mails when a new season is released for online viewing.

Sure I don't see a new show for a year after it airs; but I also save $60 a month and I don't have to watch commercials.

I'm good with that trade-off.

Posted by: gekkobear at February 27, 2013 05:47 PM (X0NX1)

160
hehe, I've got the Pysch theme song memorized, and sing along.


I know you know I'm not telling the truth.
--

They just don't have any proof. Embrace the deception.

Posted by: Mayday at February 27, 2013 05:55 PM (F3s39)

161 101
Ann Coulter, SE Cupp, Mary Katharine: just goes to show that whores will always be whores.



Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 27, 2013 05:02 PM (g6f6y)

-----------------------
Let's
not leave out Dana Loesch (and her house husband) from the cocksucker
group. IMHO none of the above are moron-worthy any longer...........if
they ever were.


Posted by: Not and Artist at February 27, 2013 05:09 PM

This is the kind of bullshit that Ace says he's sick of when he says some are being dicks about the 100 percent Pure Conservative attitude

Nobody is going to hit .1000 with everybody, get a grip. None of these women have turned into Meggie Mac yet

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (mCvL4)

162 just a reminder the beards (robertsons) are back at ten o clock on a and e

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 27, 2013 05:57 PM (eQL0S)

163 The craziest thing about Psych is that the lead, Shawn, as an actor has basically starred in nothing. He was an extra in Beerfest but that's about it.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 27, 2013 07:16 PM (QxSug)

164 I've never really like seen Lena Dunham act or speak aside from that commercial for electing Obama because he'll pay for your abortion? But I find it totally plausible that she might end every frigging sentence with a rising pitch like it's a question? But I don't like want to be judgmental because likebeing all judgy and stuff istotally not cool?

Posted by: Frank Underwood (D-South Carolina) at February 27, 2013 10:20 PM (fscec)






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